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NARRATOR:
 And now another...

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 useless fact.

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Termites can live
to be 50 years old.

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Why, when I was
a young termite

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we used to have
to walk 50 miles

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in the snow with no shoes
for a good piece of wood.

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Not like
you kids today.

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This has been another...

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 useless fact.

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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Shirley MacLaine-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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NARRATOR:
 And now the Warners
 present...the senses.

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[***]

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* The sense of sight
Is what guides us right *

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* When we go out on walks *

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* The sense of smell's
The way you tell *

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* That you need
To change your socks *

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* The sense of touch
Is what hurts so much *

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* When you bang your toe
On the bed *

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* The sense of hearing
Is something good *

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 * 'Cause if a tree
 Falls in the wood *

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 * Would there be sound?
 You bet there would *

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 * If it landed
 On top of your head *

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ALL:
* Your head *

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 * If a tree lands
 On top of your head *

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* The sense of taste
Affects your waist *

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* Which makes five senses
In all *

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* There's a sixth sense too
It's hard to explain *

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* It's a psychic connection
Inside of your brain *

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* So you can understand people
Like Shirley MacLaine *

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* Who wear crystals
They bought in the mall *

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ALL:
* The mall, who wear crystals
They bought in the mall *

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And now the other senses:

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* Scents you can smell
Like cologne from Chanel *

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* Or the scents
Of expensive perfume *

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 *Scents of flowers
 We hope overpowers *

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 *The kitty box
 Next to your room, P-yew *

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* Sense of pride
Deep down inside *

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* When you practice
A sense of fair play *

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* There are cents
That you pay at a toll *

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 *Or the census man
 Who is taking a poll *

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* And a sense of confusion
We're out of control *

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ALL:
* And they really should
Take us away, away *

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* They really should
Take us away *

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* There's a sense of humor
A sense of doom *

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* Or a sense of awe
Sense of timing *

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* The sense of a word
A sense of absurd *

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* Like trying to do
All this rhyming *

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* There's incense *
* And horse sense *

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* And common sense
It's true *

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* Sense of wonder
Sense of beauty *

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* Sense of honor
Sense of duty *

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YAKKO:
* A sense of doubt
A sense of danger *

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DOT:
* A sense of fear
When you meet a stranger *

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* A sense of style
A sense of worth *

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* Sense of direction
For knowing the earth *

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ALL:
* A sense of dread
As we're singing this song *

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* That it's starting
To turn out all wrong *

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* It's time that we end it
Because it's too long *

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[ALL INHALE DEEPLY]

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* 'Cause it just doesn't
Make any sense, nonsense *

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* This song doesn't
Make any sense *

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YAKKO:
 And now another...

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 useless fact.

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Eskimos have more than
100 words for "ice"

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and no words
for "hello."

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Oh, hello.

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This has been another...

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 useless fact.

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[***]

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NARRATOR:
 And now: Dot's Poetry Corner.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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"Humpty Dumpty."

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 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

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 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

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 Humpty Dumpty retained a lawyer
 And settled out of court

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 For a lot of money
 And ownership of the wall

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Thank you.

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NARRATOR:
 This has been another visit

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 to Dot's Poetry Corner.

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[***]

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Gee, Brain, what do you
wanna do tonight?

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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world.

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 * They're Pinky
 And the Brain *

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 * They're Pinky
 And the Brain *

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 * One is a genius
 The other's insane *

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 * To prove their mousy worth *

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 * They'll overthrow the Earth *

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 * They're dinky
 They're Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *

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PINKY:
How are we going to take over
the world tonight, Brain, eh?

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Get people stuck
in super-sticky chewing gum?

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Narf!
No, Pinky.

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Ooh! How about we wrestle
the president?

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Zort!

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No, Pinky.

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But, gee, Brain.

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We are gonna take over
the world, aren't we?

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Not tonight, Pinky.

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The world can wait.

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Egad, Brain.

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Are you feeling all right?

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Pinky, I'm feeling
more than all right.

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I'm...

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in love.

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Narf. You? What?

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[LAUGHING]

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I met her today in the maze.

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Her name is Billie.

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She is of simple folk,
fair and true.

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You mean she's stupid?

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A bit. Heh-heh.

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She called me
Egghead.

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Egghead? Ha, ha, ha!

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Narf! Ah, ha, ha!

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[LAUGHING]

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Do not mock
a love-smitten mouse.

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Oh, right. Sorry, Brain.

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And so I shall woo her, Pinky.

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And win her heart.

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Do you know how I plan
to do that?

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Umm...

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With a big wooden mallet?

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Normally, Pinky, I would be
compelled to hurt you,

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but today
I'm feeling forgiving.

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I will profess my love

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and give her
my heart.

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Ew, Brain,
that sounds painful. Narf.

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Let us go to meet
this fair damsel.

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BRAIN:
Billie. Oh, Billie.

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Who's that?

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I, my lady, am the Brain.

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We met today in the maze.

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Oh, yeah, I remember you.

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Egghead.

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[LAUGHING]

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You're--
You're right, Brain.

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Narf! "Egghead."

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[LAUGHING]

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I hope you don't think me
too forward,

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but I've brought you
something.

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A precious, simple gift.

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Oh, flowers?

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Oh, no.
It's an actual working mockup

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of the bevatron
particle accelerator.

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Oh.

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It kind of looks like a--

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Big metal doughnut.

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[LAUGHING]

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Yeah, like a big metal doughnut.

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Yeah. Say, who's your friend,
Egghead? He's funny.

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This is my associate, Pinky.

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Oh, what a pleasure
to meet you. Narf.

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I am so pleased, all pleased,
all-over pleased, yes, I am.

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[GIGGLES]

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I like him.

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Pinky? But he's...
He's barely verbal.

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Oh, well, pardon me,
Mr. Egghead.

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I happen to like him.
Good night.

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Wait, Billie, please, I--

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Oof!

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Whoa!

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[CRASH]

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Whoa!

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[CLATTERING]

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PINKY:
* La, la, la
La-la, la, la *

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[PINKY SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

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Quiet, Pinky.

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What's the matter, Brain?

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* I think
She likes you *

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Narf!

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[GIGGLES]

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No, Pinky.

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The fact is she likes you.

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00:08:02,968 --> 00:08:05,601
But, Brain, I've already
got a girlfriend.

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Pinky, you are a mouse.
This is a horse.

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Oh, don't start that again,
Brain.

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But Billie,
she responds to you.

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You know how to talk to her.

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[SNAPS FINGERS]
Ah.

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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

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Uh-- I think so, Brain,

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but this time
you wear the tutu.

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Follow me. I have a plan.

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[***]

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Pinky, you stay here
in the shadows.

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Right-o, Brain.

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* I'm helping the Brain
I'm helping the-- *

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Shh!

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Billie. Oh, Billie.

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Who's there? Pinky?

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Is that you, Pinky?

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No. It is I, the Brain.

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[DISAPPOINTEDLY]
Oh. Egghead.

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[WHISPERING]
Now, what would you say, Pinky?

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Oh, um-- Uh, uh--

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I know:
Please, call me Eggy. Narf.

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"Please, call me Eggy. Narf."

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Oh, okay, Eggy.

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Yeah, that's cute.

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Now tell her, um...

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Poit, I like
your toenails.

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"Poit, I like your toenails."

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Oh, thank you.

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PINKY [WHISPERING]:
And, egad, your head looks
like a really clean carrot.

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[GROANING]
Ooh.

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"And, egad, your head looks
like a really clean carrot."

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That's funny, Eggy.

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You sure know
how to talk to a girl.

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A clean carrot, yeah.

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I guess I had you pegged
all wrong.

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Why don't you come on up here?
I like you.

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Oh.

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Pinky, she likes me.

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Oh, my heart.
I'm going up.

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MAN 1:
Come on, we're gonna be late
for bowling.

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MAN 2:
Be right with ya.

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I just have to run
one final experiment.

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I need the results
in the morning.

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Oh, no.

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Just as love comes my way.

256
00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,634
Pinky, we must save her.

257
00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:09,667
[ELECTRICITY ZAPPING]

258
00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:11,801
Oh, no,
we're too late.

259
00:10:11,801 --> 00:10:13,567
Narf.

260
00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:15,834
MAN 2:
That oughta do it.

261
00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:17,367
We can check back tomorrow.

262
00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:21,934
[DOOR CLOSES]

263
00:10:25,534 --> 00:10:27,534
Billie, Billie,
are you all right?

264
00:10:27,534 --> 00:10:30,033
Eggy? Is that you, Eggy?

265
00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:31,033
Yes.

266
00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,467
Oh, Eggy.

267
00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:34,300
I thought the electro-polarity

268
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,300
had altered
the reticular formation

269
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,868
in my medulla oblongata.

270
00:10:37,868 --> 00:10:41,300
Pinky, she's become
incredibly intelligent.

271
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:45,601
Egad, Brain. She's probably
even smarter than you.

272
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:48,367
What's the solution to
Carpoleum's black hole equation?

273
00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:51,467
The square root of 16,922.

274
00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:54,701
I've been pondering that problem
for five months.

275
00:10:54,701 --> 00:10:56,634
She is smarter than I.

276
00:10:56,634 --> 00:10:58,634
How annoying. I must go.

277
00:10:59,634 --> 00:11:00,734
PINKY:
But, Brain!

278
00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:01,934
You mean you don't love her

279
00:11:01,934 --> 00:11:03,567
just 'cause she's smarter
than you?

280
00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:06,634
Oh, I do love her, Pinky.
I do.

281
00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:08,501
But I must quickly go
develop a plan

282
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,300
so we can take over
the world.

283
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:11,734
But why, Brain?

284
00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:13,067
If I don't,

285
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:15,901
she may beat us to it.

286
00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:18,501
 * They're dinky
 They're Pinky and the Brain *

287
00:11:18,501 --> 00:11:21,267
 * Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *

288
00:11:24,968 --> 00:11:27,467
YAKKO:
 And now another...

289
00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:29,033
 useless fact.

290
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,968
A shrimp's heart
is in its head.

291
00:11:33,968 --> 00:11:35,667
What's wrong? Headache?

292
00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,334
No, heartburn.

293
00:11:37,334 --> 00:11:38,334
 [STING PLAYS]

294
00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:39,868
This has been another...

295
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:41,801
 useless fact.

296
00:11:43,334 --> 00:11:46,400
 * Like Abbott and Costello
 Like Sonny and Cher *

297
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,567
 * Like Martin and Lewis
 They're a perfect pair *

298
00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:52,400
 * Like Laurel and Hardy
 Like Fontanne and Lunt *

299
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,868
 * They're perfectly mismatched
 They're Rita and Runt *

300
00:12:09,634 --> 00:12:12,234
Dr. Baboo,
so kind of you to come.

301
00:12:12,234 --> 00:12:14,200
Thank you for asking me,
Dr. Himp.

302
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,300
I only hope that I may be
of help to you

303
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,300
in your primatial researchings.

304
00:12:19,701 --> 00:12:20,901
As you can see,

305
00:12:20,901 --> 00:12:23,234
these are
our gorillas in the mist.

306
00:12:23,234 --> 00:12:26,033
Perfectly harmless.
Completely at peace.

307
00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:28,234
Mm-hm.

308
00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:29,400
Very misty.

309
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,234
And here are our gorillas
at the Ritz.

310
00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:34,868
[IRVING BERLIN'S
"PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ" PLAYING]

311
00:12:34,868 --> 00:12:36,868
[GORILLAS GRUNTING TO MUSIC]

312
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:44,567
Mm-hm.

313
00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:45,734
Very dancy.

314
00:12:45,734 --> 00:12:47,501
This one's the problem.

315
00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:50,267
Kiki, the angriest ape
in the world.

316
00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:51,767
[ROARING]

317
00:12:57,834 --> 00:12:59,334
[SNARLING AND SNORTING]

318
00:13:00,434 --> 00:13:01,934
[ROARING]

319
00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:08,567
Aah!

320
00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:13,834
In all my years studying
gorillas in the Kahuzi-Biega,

321
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,100
I have never seen
such aggressionality.

322
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:19,667
That is why she's kept separate
from the other social groupings.

323
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:21,400
Has she not responded to mist?

324
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,801
No, no, not at all.

325
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:25,033
And she refuses
to learn choreography.

326
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:27,767
We need your help, Dr. Baboo,
to find a way to pacify her.

327
00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:30,968
[***]

328
00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:41,667
* Meow... *

329
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,701
DR. BABOO:
Something outside
has pacificated her.

330
00:13:44,701 --> 00:13:46,934
Quick, let us see
what it might be.
* Meow-ow *

331
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:50,100
* Stomach's empty
And I need to find food *

332
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,934
* This trash can
Belongs to me *

333
00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:55,934
* Some stray cats can be
So awfully rude *

334
00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:58,934
* Trash is public property *

335
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:01,934
* Don't mess with me
I am in a bad mood *

336
00:14:01,934 --> 00:14:05,467
BOTH:
* Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow *

337
00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:06,968
* Meow-ow-ow-ow *

338
00:14:06,968 --> 00:14:10,901
* Bye-bye, kitten
Hope someday ya find food *

339
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,300
Huh. Hey!

340
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,667
[GIGGLING DEVIOUSLY]

341
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,167
[SNORING SOFTLY]

342
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,534
RITA:
Runt!

343
00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,901
Oh, that's not a duck.

344
00:14:23,901 --> 00:14:25,367
Yeah, it is a duck.

345
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:27,834
Oh, that's a good duck.
That's a very bad, bad duck.

346
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,400
Oh, that's a good duck.

347
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,901
Oh-ho. Oh, big duck.

348
00:14:30,901 --> 00:14:32,934
[SNORING]

349
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,000
Something tells me
I'm gonna hate this episode.

350
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:48,167
Ooh.

351
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:49,467
[SCREAMS]

352
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,000
[BABBLING]

353
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,567
Put me down, ape face.

354
00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:06,467
The kitten has placated her.

355
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:08,734
Now, either Kiki's
maternal instincts

356
00:15:08,734 --> 00:15:10,801
will overcome
her aggressionality

357
00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:12,701
or she will tear
the kitten's head off.

358
00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:14,067
Let's watch.

359
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:16,067
[***]

360
00:15:25,434 --> 00:15:27,501
[GIBBERING SOFTLY]

361
00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:30,734
[GROANS]

362
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,234
Cut that out!

363
00:15:38,734 --> 00:15:40,901
Hair by Lyle Lovett.

364
00:15:52,968 --> 00:15:54,267
Blech!

365
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:56,267
No, thanks. Call me weird,

366
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:59,367
but monkey saliva
takes all the fun out of eating.

367
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,534
Uh-uh-uh.

368
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,801
[GROWLING]

369
00:16:13,968 --> 00:16:15,100
[GULPS]

370
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,434
[YELLS]

371
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,601
[SPITTING LOUDLY]

372
00:16:19,601 --> 00:16:24,033
 [CHAINSAW HUMS, BELL RINGS,
 BUZZER SOUNDS, CAR HORN HONKS]

373
00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:27,400
[YELLS]

374
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:37,801
I think I'll pass on dessert.

375
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,634
Yeow-ow!

376
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,133
[SIGHING SHAKILY]

377
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,834
[GIBBERING]

378
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:48,534
Ooh.

379
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:55,567
Oh, brother.
Yeah, yeah, like this, right?

380
00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:57,567
[GIBBERING]

381
00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:01,634
Oof!

382
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,334
Mwah!

383
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:07,567
Ape slobber, yum.

384
00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:12,334
Ooh, ooh.

385
00:17:12,334 --> 00:17:14,133
Oh, I get it.

386
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,334
Monkey see, monkey do.

387
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,400
No.

388
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:20,734
Ooh, ooh.

389
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:26,133
Look, I speak Cat,
not Gorilla, okay?

390
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,701
[GROANING]

391
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:32,300
Ooh, ooh!

392
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:35,834
She couldn't possibly
bop me again.

393
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:36,834
Ooh, ooh.

394
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:38,334
I'm "ooh-ooh"-ing.

395
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:39,834
[GIBBERING EXCITEDLY]

396
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,734
Astounding. Kiki's happy.

397
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:52,167
And the kitten is exhibiting

398
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,701
gorilla-like behavioralisms
as well.

399
00:17:57,334 --> 00:17:59,334
[***]

400
00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:00,667
Ooh, ooh.

401
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,067
[GIBBERING]

402
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,667
Send in the organ grinder.

403
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,801
[GRUNTING]

404
00:18:17,968 --> 00:18:19,467
[GIGGLING]

405
00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:26,234
You dated King Kong? No.

406
00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:27,267
Uh-huh.

407
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:29,767
Yeah, right, and I'm Fay Wray.

408
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,501
Give me a break.

409
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:32,934
[CRIES OUT]

410
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:34,534
Now what?

411
00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:40,200
Oh, no. No way.

412
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,067
[GIBBERING CONFUSEDLY]

413
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,734
[KIKI ROARING, SNARLING]

414
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,334
[YELPING]

415
00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:01,501
[ROARS]

416
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,300
[ROARS, SNARLS]

417
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,434
[ROARS]

418
00:19:12,434 --> 00:19:13,434
[GROWLS]

419
00:19:14,868 --> 00:19:16,267
Mad ape!

420
00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:17,267
[BOTH SCREAM]

421
00:19:21,968 --> 00:19:24,467
I told ya, this is my trash.

422
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,200
Beat it or I'll claw your nose.

423
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,467
Aaagh!

424
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:31,467
[***]

425
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,868
Enjoy.

426
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,100
Aah!
Aah!

427
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,334
[SNORING]

428
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,367
[YAWNS]

429
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:51,734
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]

430
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,701
RUNT:
Gah!

431
00:19:54,701 --> 00:19:56,400
Get away from me,
you evil duck.

432
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,834
Na-ah-ah-ah-ah!

433
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,200
[SNORTS]
Huh? Huh?

434
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,534
Oh? Huh?

435
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,133
I had a bad dream, Rita.

436
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,834
Definitely, definitely
had a very bad dream.

437
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,667
Me too, Runt. Me too.

438
00:20:11,901 --> 00:20:14,300
YAKKO:
 And now another...

439
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,901
 useless fact.

440
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:19,601
Starfish have no brain.

441
00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:21,067
Uh, excuse me?

442
00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:22,801
Yup.

443
00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:24,367
Could you tell me
where the beach is?

444
00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:26,000
Mmm.

445
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,300
Nope.

446
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,701
This has been another...

447
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,501
 useless fact.

448
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,200
[***]

449
00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:04,801
It's over.
It's definitely over.