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[***]

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* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

4
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* So just sit back and relax *

5
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister,
Dot *

9
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* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

12
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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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*  Meet Pinky and the Brain
 Who want to rule the universe *

19
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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy
 While Rita sings a verse *

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 * The writers flipped
 We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max
There's bologna in our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Miss Cellany *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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[WHISTLE BLOWING]

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RUNT:
Uh, Rita?

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Rita, tell me
how it's gonna be.

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I already told you
16 times.

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I wanna hear it
again.

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Yeah, de-- Definitely
wanna hear it again.

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* We can take care
Of ourselves *

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* We're independent
me and you *

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That's true.

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* We don't need any humans
To tell us what to do *

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* From now on, we're living *

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* Where nobody can get
In our way *

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And, uh, where are
we gonna be living?

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* Monterey *

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Oh, that's right. Like--
Like the cheese.

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* Monterey, Monterey *

49
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* It's the California livin'
With the sun and the surf *

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* And we'll never have
To give in *

51
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* To another
Human master again *

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* It's Cannery Row
For dinner *

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* And then
We'll sleep on the beach *

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* Where the sand is heaped up
In piles *

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Definitely a lot of sand.

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RITA:
* A litter box for miles *

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* You'll never have to fetch
Another slipper again *

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* No more having
To pretend to be nice *

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* We're finally free *

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* From now on we'll be
With the sun *

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* And the sand
And the thundering seas *

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* On the cliffs of the harbor
With the cypress trees *

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* And the Fisherman's Wharf
It's all there *

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* In Monterey *

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RITA:
We're here. Jump.

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That was fun.
Let's do it again.

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Oh, yeah.

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[SPITS]
I just love hay up my nose.

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Let's see. The beach should be
right over that hill.

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What you got
in your hand?

71
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Only a mouse,
George.

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I hate cameos.

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Men don't play
with mice.

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Are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

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[SPLATS]

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Oh, Rita.

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Nice ocean view, eh?

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You didn't tell me
there'd be bunnies.

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Bunnies?

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We must've taken
a wrong turn at Solvang.

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Hello, little
bunny-wunnies.

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You're
making me sick.

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MAN:
Dinnertime.

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* Ba-dabba-dabba-loo-bum *

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* Ba-dadda-looda-lee-bum *

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* Ba-dee-da-la-ba-doo
Da-lee-bum *

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* Everybody gather
Around now *

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* Eat it up and gobble it down *

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That's right.

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* Eat your food
You'll all see *

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* Pretty soon you'll all be *

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* Nice and fat and furry
And round *

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* Look at this fur
Ain't it purty? *

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* So soft and so shiny
And sleek *

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* We take our time
Don't rush it *

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* Clean and shine
And brush it *

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* Every single day of the week *

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* Tweedle-dee-dee-ah *

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* Tweedle-dee-doo *

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* Eat up all them carrots
And plants *

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* If you want
A furry rabbit *

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* Then come on down
and grab it *

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* At Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch *

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Well, what have
we here?

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I could use
an extra set of eyes

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to keep the troops
in line.

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Do you wanna watch
the rabbits?

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[BARKS]
Hello, little lady.

109
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You're just what I need
for my barn.

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You're a lucky cat,
all right.

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You get to
chase the rats.

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* This is great
This is perfect *

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* It's always the same thing
With cats *

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* There's always
Some ignorant human assumin' *

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* We like to chase rats *

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* I'm getting real sick
Of the stereotypical view *

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* We can't be controlled *
[SNIFFS]

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* And we hate to be told
What to do *

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[SHRIEKS]

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* They misunderstand us
They can't command us *

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* We don't purr if we're not
In the mood *

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* Humans believe
That the animals love them *

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* But all we want
Is their food *

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Pbbt!
* I don't need this job *

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* I won't work
For that slob anyhow *

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* I'm telling Runt
That it's over *

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* We're leaving right now *

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[MOOS]

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"Moo" yourself,
you lower life form.

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[GRUNTS]

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That's two minutes
in the penalty box

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for clipping.

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That's it.

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We're out of here.

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[SIGHS]

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I guess we can
leave tomorrow.

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[YAWNS]

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Definitely.

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[ALL YAWN]

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Bedtime.
Definitely bedtime.

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* It's time to close
Your bunny eyes *

142
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* And rest your bunny heads *

143
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* Sleep all night through *

144
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* And I hope that you *

145
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* Won't wet your bunny beds *

146
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Definitely don't wanna
wet the bunny beds.

147
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Hey, it's a cartoon.

148
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What'd you expect,
Sondheim?

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[CROWS]

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BOB:
Rise and shine.

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All right, you bunnies,
let's hop to it.

152
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[YAWNING]

153
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Come on.
Got a schedule to keep.

154
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Huh?

155
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[SNIFFING]

156
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Mm. Fur.

157
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Nice and soft
like the bunny.

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[GASPS]
Bunnies?

159
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Uh-oh.

160
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Bunny coats.
Definitely bunny coats.

161
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Cute little varmint.

162
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You're gonna make a nice,
white, furry coat,

163
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ain't you?

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[WHIMPERS]

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[BARKING, GROWLING]

166
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Gotcha.

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BOB:
Come back here, you mutt!

168
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[BARKING]

169
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Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

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Great horny toads.

171
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Yeeeow!

172
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[BARKING]
Ow!

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[GRUNTS]

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[***]

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RUNT:
Uh, Rita?

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RITA:
I told you to go
before we got on the train.

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And that goes for
the rest of you too.

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[***]

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[SCRAPING]

180
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[GURGLING]

181
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Puppy bone.

182
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[WHIMPERS]

183
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[GIGGLES]

184
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Mindy.

185
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Oh, there
you are, hon.

186
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Everything okay
out here?

187
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Hi, lady.

188
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Mom.
Call me Mom.

189
00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:02,801
Okay, lady.

190
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[SIGH]

191
00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:06,133
Look what I have
for you, hon.

192
00:09:06,133 --> 00:09:07,400
Isn't she pretty?

193
00:09:09,434 --> 00:09:11,200
Dolly doll.

194
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Mm.

195
00:09:12,501 --> 00:09:15,267
A brand-new one
for my little girl.

196
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Dolly.

197
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[MUMBLING]
Dolly.

198
00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:20,634
Careful.
It wets.

199
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Okay. I love you,
bye-bye.

200
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[GASPS]
Buttons!
Mm?

201
00:09:26,501 --> 00:09:27,667
what are you
doing?!

202
00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,200
[GULPS]

203
00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,834
Bad dog.
Digging up the yard.

204
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You've been
going through

205
00:09:34,801 --> 00:09:36,234
the garbage again,
haven't you?

206
00:09:36,234 --> 00:09:39,100
Get to your doghouse
this instant, do you hear me?

207
00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:47,934
We won't need this old thing
anymore, thank goodness.

208
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Now to call Mary Beth
and gloat about my new apron.

209
00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:56,234
Whee! Yay!

210
00:09:56,234 --> 00:09:57,300
Yeah!

211
00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:06,067
Hello, Mr. Man.

212
00:10:06,067 --> 00:10:08,133
Hi, Mindy.

213
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,801
[GASPS]

214
00:10:13,234 --> 00:10:15,067
Dolly.

215
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,300
[GRUNTING]

216
00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:24,567
[WOOFS]
Whee!

217
00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:28,067
[WHIMPERS, SHIVERS]

218
00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:29,701
[GRUNTING]

219
00:10:29,701 --> 00:10:31,400
[SQUEALS]

220
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,267
[GASPS]

221
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,767
[BARKING]

222
00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,234
Dolly?

223
00:11:20,701 --> 00:11:22,834
[GRUMBLING]

224
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,934
Dolly?

225
00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:28,434
[BARKS]

226
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,934
Buttons.

227
00:11:34,801 --> 00:11:36,300
[HOWLS]

228
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,300
Ooh. Dolly.

229
00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,934
[GRUNTING]

230
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,767
[GRUNTS]

231
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,400
[GIGGLING]

232
00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:17,000
[GASPS]

233
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,801
Hi, Buttons.

234
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:41,300
Wheee!

235
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:45,067
[GIGGLING]

236
00:12:50,501 --> 00:12:52,367
MINDY:
Dolly.

237
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,100
[SQUEALS WITH DELIGHT]

238
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,400
[GASPS]

239
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,701
[WHIMPERS]

240
00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:15,133
[MOANS]

241
00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,067
[GROANS]

242
00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:30,334
[WHIMPERING]
[CANS CLANKING]

243
00:13:36,501 --> 00:13:37,968
[WHIMPERING]

244
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,901
[GRUNTS]

245
00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:46,968
[WHIMPERS]

246
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,067
MINDY:
Dolly.

247
00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:54,400
Where's dolly?

248
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,834
[BARKING]

249
00:14:04,534 --> 00:14:06,501
[WHIMPERING]

250
00:14:06,501 --> 00:14:08,400
[PANTING]

251
00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:11,133
[MINDY
GIGGLING]

252
00:14:15,868 --> 00:14:17,367
Dolly.

253
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,300
Well, no, it would never
fit you, Mary Beth.

254
00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:33,834
[PHONE CLANKS]
Well, I never!

255
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,734
Mary Beth's just jealous
of my new apron.

256
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:39,033
And how's
my little darling?

257
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,334
Mindy. Where did
you get that?

258
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:43,100
I thought
I threw that away.

259
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,734
Buttons.

260
00:14:47,501 --> 00:14:49,534
Buttons.
I thought I told you

261
00:14:49,534 --> 00:14:51,200
not to dig through
the trash can.

262
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,400
You'd think there was something
important in there,

263
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,634
for heaven's sakes.

264
00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:56,601
Well, it's bath time
for you.

265
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,033
[***]

266
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:09,000
[***]

267
00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:15,367
[***]

268
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,634
ALL:
* In the mall, in the mall
In the glorious mall *

269
00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:24,701
* We'll find a birthday gift
For Dr. Scratchansniff *

270
00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:26,734
Don't you love it
when we sing the plot?

271
00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:28,534
* Something nifty
Something thrifty *

272
00:15:28,534 --> 00:15:30,667
* For our shrinky
Scratchansniffty *

273
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,868
*In themall *

274
00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:35,767
Clothes.
Candy.

275
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,434
Babes.

276
00:15:37,434 --> 00:15:39,033
[***]

277
00:15:40,434 --> 00:15:43,300
Hello, 90210s.
Hello, 90210s.

278
00:15:44,534 --> 00:15:47,267
Boys. Control
yourselves.

279
00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:48,801
Yes. We are
on a mission.

280
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,968
MAN [ON TAPE]:
 Good morning, Mr. Phelps.

281
00:15:51,968 --> 00:15:53,868
Mission
implausible.

282
00:15:53,868 --> 00:15:56,267
 Your mission, should you
 decide to accept it,

283
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,634
 is to buy a gift
 for Dr. Scratchansniff.

284
00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:01,334
 This tape will self-destruct
 in six seconds.

285
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:04,834
Was it food
or was it Memorex?

286
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,267
[GULPS, EXPLOSION]

287
00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:07,767
[BELCHES]

288
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,868
More like indigestion.

289
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:12,467
ALL:
Let's shop.

290
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:17,067
Hey. Mine's not working.

291
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,801
Middle-kid
syndrome.

292
00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:30,033
BOTH:
Would you like
to take a survey?

293
00:16:30,033 --> 00:16:31,267
Okay.

294
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:32,267
Do you eat beans?

295
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,634
Would you like to
see a new movie

296
00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:34,701
starring
George Wendt?

297
00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:36,234
Do you eat beans
with George Wendt?

298
00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:37,701
Would you like to
see George Wendt

299
00:16:37,701 --> 00:16:39,133
eating beans
in a movie?

300
00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:41,100
Do you eat beans
at George Wendt movies?

301
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,300
Would you see
George Wendt

302
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,801
in a bean-eating
movie?

303
00:16:43,801 --> 00:16:45,067
How many beans
do you eat

304
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,667
at George Wendt
bean-eating movies?

305
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,267
How many bean-eating movies
have you seen with George Wendt?

306
00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:52,100
Um, it's not that we wouldn't
like to take your survey.

307
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,434
Uh...

308
00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:55,501
it's more like we'd rather
have dental surgery.

309
00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:57,634
BOTH:
Mwah.

310
00:16:57,634 --> 00:17:00,400
If you were a bean, what
kind of bean would you be?

311
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,300
Wait. We're not
finished.

312
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,033
You'll have to
start over now.

313
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,300
WAKKO:
That was kind of fun.

314
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,734
YAKKO:
Yeah. Like waiting in line
at the DMV.

315
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:10,267
WAKKO:
So, what are we gonna get
Dr. Scratchy?

316
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,300
DOT:
Ooh. How about an outfit

317
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,234
from Oedipus Rex
Men's Wear?

318
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,868
YAKKO:
Nah. His mom would hate those.

319
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,467
Look. Freudian Slips.

320
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:18,934
YAKKO:
Uh-uh. He makes his own.

321
00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:21,033
I wonder what you get
a "p-sychiatrist"

322
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:22,334
for his birthday?

323
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,400
[***]

324
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:31,334
Let's get
Dr. Scratchansniff

325
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:33,067
a pretty new dress.

326
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:35,200
Are you kidding?
With his figure?

327
00:17:37,801 --> 00:17:40,000
BOTH:
Would you like to
take a survey?

328
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,133
No, we wouldn't.

329
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:42,834
But he would.

330
00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,100
Do you
eat beans?

331
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,400
Would you see a new movie
starring George Wendt?

332
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,133
Do you eat beans
with George Wendt?

333
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,534
Would you see George Wendt
eating beans in a movie?

334
00:17:50,534 --> 00:17:52,567
Do you eat beans
at George Wendt movies?

335
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,667
Would you like to eat
George Wendt's beans?

336
00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,400
BOTH:
Invalid survey.

337
00:18:00,234 --> 00:18:01,234
I know.

338
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:04,968
How about we get Scratchy
a birthday suit?

339
00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:07,000
BOTH:
Would you like to take a survey?

340
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,033
No. Would you like to
take a hike?

341
00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,601
WOMAN 1:
Maybe they don't like beans.

342
00:18:12,601 --> 00:18:14,567
[***]

343
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:21,400
Do you think Scratchy
would like some cologne?

344
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,133
We have Obsession,
Repression

345
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,434
and Ecstasy.

346
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:30,234
Do you have anything
for beginners?

347
00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:33,501
[SWALLOWS]

348
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,300
Ah.

349
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,267
BOTH:
Would you like to
take a survey?

350
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:42,267
Never give up,
do you?

351
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:43,634
We're persistent.

352
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:46,100
Try using a better
deodorant.

353
00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:50,601
WOMAN 2:
Maybe they don't like
George Wendt.

354
00:18:50,601 --> 00:18:52,734
[***]

355
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:55,033
[ALL PANTING]

356
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,133
BOTH:
Would you like to take a survey?

357
00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:58,968
[ALL SCREAM]

358
00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:03,367
BOTH:
Would you like to take a survey?

359
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,167
No.

360
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:07,767
[BOTH SCREAMING]

361
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,133
Elevator go
down the hole.

362
00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:16,834
How about this for Scratchy?
It plays Bach.

363
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:19,000
Yeah. But does it
play forward?

364
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,334
[DRUM ROLL]

365
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,834
[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]

366
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:25,167
BOTH:
Would you like to
take a survey?

367
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,200
See? It's a running-gag thing.

368
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,567
I think everyone
gets the idea now.

369
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,167
[SCREAMS]

370
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:34,067
I can't take it
anymore. I give up.

371
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:37,767
But what are we gonna get
Dr. Scratchansniff?

372
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:39,234
Ah.

373
00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:45,767
[***]

374
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:52,200
Oh. A present for me?

375
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,434
Well, well.

376
00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:56,801
What a surprising surprise
for me on my natal day.

377
00:19:56,801 --> 00:19:59,634
Just a little something
we wrapped up.

378
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,501
[GASPS]
Aw.

379
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,868
"For our beloved
Dr. Scratchansniff.

380
00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:08,701
"A gift to let you know
we're not so bad after all.

381
00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:11,501
X's and O's.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot."

382
00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:15,467
I am opening carefully,
expecting a bomb,

383
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,734
but acting polite,
don't you know.

384
00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:20,000
BOTH:
Would you like to
take a survey?

385
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,300
[ALL SCREAM]

386
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,767
WOMAN 1:
Do you eat beans?

387
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,100
WOMAN 2:
Would you see a movie
starring George Wendt?

388
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,601
Do you eat beans
with George Wendt?

389
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,734
Would you like to see
George Wendt eating beans?

390
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:32,334
They don't know beans
about surveys.

391
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:33,467
Good night,
everybody.

392
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:34,467
Mwah.

393
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,934
[***]

394
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,734
ALL:
Wanna take a survey?