1 00:00:05,634 --> 00:00:07,934 [***] 2 00:00:13,501 --> 00:00:15,267 Where I'm going, you can't follow. 3 00:00:15,267 --> 00:00:17,968 What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. 4 00:00:17,968 --> 00:00:19,767 Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, 5 00:00:19,767 --> 00:00:21,100 but it doesn't take much to see 6 00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:22,868 that the problems of three little people 7 00:00:22,868 --> 00:00:25,467 don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 8 00:00:25,467 --> 00:00:27,200 [SOBBING] Now, now. 9 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,801 Here's looking at you, kid. 10 00:00:28,801 --> 00:00:31,501 Hello-o, nurse. 11 00:00:31,501 --> 00:00:32,501 Huh? 12 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,100 [KISSING] 13 00:00:36,534 --> 00:00:37,534 MAN: Cut! 14 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:41,100 [***] 15 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:44,300 * It's time for Animaniacs * 16 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:46,934 * And we're zany to the max * 17 00:00:46,934 --> 00:00:48,601 * So just sit back and relax * 18 00:00:48,601 --> 00:00:50,200 * You'll laugh Till you collapse * 19 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,868 * We're Animaniacs * 20 00:00:52,868 --> 00:00:54,367 * Come join The Warner brothers * 21 00:00:54,367 --> 00:00:56,033 * And the Warner sister, Dot * 22 00:00:56,033 --> 00:00:59,234 * Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot * 23 00:00:59,234 --> 00:01:01,901 * They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught * 24 00:01:01,901 --> 00:01:03,501 * But we break loose And then vamoose * 25 00:01:03,501 --> 00:01:04,767 * And now you know the plot * 26 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:07,367 * We're Animaniacs * 27 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:10,334 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks * 28 00:01:10,334 --> 00:01:11,701 * Wakko packs away the snacks * 29 00:01:11,701 --> 00:01:13,367 * While Bill Clinton Plays the sax * 30 00:01:13,367 --> 00:01:16,534 * We're Animaniacs * 31 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:19,234 * Meet Pinky and the Brain Who want to rule the universe * 32 00:01:19,234 --> 00:01:20,601 * Goodfeathers flock together * 33 00:01:20,601 --> 00:01:22,234 * Slappy whacks 'em With her purse * 34 00:01:22,234 --> 00:01:25,033 * Buttons chases Mindy While Rita sings a verse * 35 00:01:25,033 --> 00:01:26,734 * The writers flipped We have no script * 36 00:01:26,734 --> 00:01:28,000 * Why bother to rehearse? * 37 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,501 * We're Animaniacs * 38 00:01:30,501 --> 00:01:33,534 * We have pay-or-play Contracts * 39 00:01:33,534 --> 00:01:36,601 * We're zany to the max There's bologna in our slacks * 40 00:01:36,601 --> 00:01:38,100 * We're Animan-y * 41 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,601 * Totally insane-y * 42 00:01:39,601 --> 00:01:41,067 * Dana Delany * 43 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,133 * Animaniacs * 44 00:01:43,133 --> 00:01:44,968 * Those are the facts * 45 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:51,033 [***] 46 00:02:03,467 --> 00:02:04,567 [DINGS] 47 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:07,100 [BELL DINGS] 48 00:02:17,701 --> 00:02:20,334 [***] 49 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:25,701 ANNOUNCER: Today, one of our contestants 50 00:02:25,701 --> 00:02:28,601 could win one of these fabulous prizes: 51 00:02:28,601 --> 00:02:30,934 His-and-her beverage caddies. 52 00:02:30,934 --> 00:02:32,968 CROWD: Ooh! 53 00:02:32,968 --> 00:02:36,567 ANNOUNCER: A lifetime supply of automatic-transmission fluid. 54 00:02:36,567 --> 00:02:38,234 CROWD: Aah! 55 00:02:38,234 --> 00:02:40,067 Or today's grand prize: 56 00:02:40,067 --> 00:02:43,334 a fabulous six-month vacation for one to 57 00:02:43,334 --> 00:02:44,701 the Rock of Gibraltar. 58 00:02:44,701 --> 00:02:45,834 CROWD: Ooh. 59 00:02:45,834 --> 00:02:47,667 Here today on: 60 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,434 Quiz Me Quick. 61 00:02:49,434 --> 00:02:51,968 [***] [APPLAUSE, CHEERING] 62 00:02:51,968 --> 00:02:54,000 Now, welcome your host: 63 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,667 Ned Flat. 64 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:58,000 [APPLAUSE] 65 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,567 Hey, hey, hey, everybody, welcome to the show. 66 00:03:00,567 --> 00:03:01,634 Now, what do you say 67 00:03:01,634 --> 00:03:04,334 we say hello to today's contestants: 68 00:03:04,334 --> 00:03:05,601 The Warner brothers. 69 00:03:05,601 --> 00:03:07,934 [APPLAUSE] 70 00:03:07,934 --> 00:03:09,868 And the Warner sister. 71 00:03:09,868 --> 00:03:11,601 [ CHUCKLES] Before we begin, 72 00:03:11,601 --> 00:03:13,734 what do you say we get to know you a little. 73 00:03:13,734 --> 00:03:15,334 I'm Yakko. I'm Wakko. 74 00:03:15,334 --> 00:03:18,033 And I'm cute, you big lug. 75 00:03:18,033 --> 00:03:19,200 Mwah. 76 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,133 Hey, it says here that you live in a tower. 77 00:03:23,133 --> 00:03:24,634 That's right, Ned. 78 00:03:24,634 --> 00:03:27,100 Heh-heh. Well, tell us a little bit about it. 79 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:32,734 We live in a tower, Ned. 80 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,033 Okay, fair enough. Let's get to the game, shall we? 81 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:40,067 Remember, when you're set to answer a question, 82 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:41,834 just hit the black buzzer in front of you. 83 00:03:43,801 --> 00:03:45,434 Now, here's your first question. 84 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,601 [BUZZER BUZZES] 85 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:47,701 Isaac Newton. 86 00:03:47,701 --> 00:03:49,801 [ CHUCKLES] Uh, wait for the question. 87 00:03:49,801 --> 00:03:51,033 [BUZZER BUZZES] 88 00:03:51,033 --> 00:03:52,367 Isaac Newton? 89 00:03:52,367 --> 00:03:53,534 Didn't you hear me? 90 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,267 [BUZZES] Yes, I did. 91 00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:56,467 BOTH: Good answer. 92 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:58,267 All right, way to go. Okay. 93 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:02,200 Are you going to wait for the question? 94 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,801 [BUZZES] No. 95 00:04:03,801 --> 00:04:05,100 Good answer. [ALL CHEERING] 96 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,701 Good answer, Dot. Yeah. 97 00:04:06,701 --> 00:04:09,567 Heh. Look. Don't buzz in 98 00:04:09,567 --> 00:04:12,367 until you can say the answer. 99 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:13,534 [BUZZER BUZZES] 100 00:04:13,534 --> 00:04:14,667 "The answer." 101 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:17,267 WAKKO: Good answer. That was fabu. 102 00:04:17,267 --> 00:04:20,167 Very well. The answer is what? 103 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:22,167 It is? What was the question? 104 00:04:22,167 --> 00:04:23,834 I don't know. Then don't buzz in. 105 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:25,167 I didn't buzz in! 106 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:26,734 Then you can't answer the question. 107 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,300 Do you think this is funny? 108 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:29,801 [BUZZES] Yes. 109 00:04:29,801 --> 00:04:32,634 That's a good answer. Good going, sister sibling. 110 00:04:32,634 --> 00:04:33,634 YAKKO: Yeah. 111 00:04:36,434 --> 00:04:38,367 [SIGHS] 112 00:04:38,367 --> 00:04:39,934 All right, let's start again. Now-- 113 00:04:39,934 --> 00:04:41,267 [BUZZER BUZZES] 114 00:04:42,434 --> 00:04:44,601 Sorry. My hand slipped. 115 00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:45,667 [BUZZES] 116 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:46,667 Isaac Newton? 117 00:04:48,534 --> 00:04:51,467 You're not buzzing in until I ask the question. 118 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:53,901 Who first identified the laws of gravity? 119 00:04:53,901 --> 00:04:54,934 Go. 120 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,133 Hm. Boy, that's a tough one. 121 00:04:58,133 --> 00:04:59,801 Shelley Winters? No. DOT: Um... 122 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:01,834 YAKKO: Red But--? No. 123 00:05:02,834 --> 00:05:04,367 [BUZZES] Yakko? 124 00:05:04,367 --> 00:05:05,601 Uh... 125 00:05:06,601 --> 00:05:07,767 What was the question? 126 00:05:09,167 --> 00:05:10,501 Repeating the question, 127 00:05:10,501 --> 00:05:13,968 who first identified the law of gravity? 128 00:05:13,968 --> 00:05:15,667 Hm, gravity? Was it Don Knotts? 129 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:16,901 No, wasn't Red Buttons. 130 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:18,167 [BUZZES] 131 00:05:18,167 --> 00:05:19,400 Wakko? 132 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,267 Isaac-- 133 00:05:21,267 --> 00:05:22,667 What was the question? 134 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:24,167 [GASPS] 135 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:26,801 Who identified the laws of gravity? 136 00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:28,000 Answer now! 137 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,033 [BUZZES] 138 00:05:29,033 --> 00:05:30,834 Tori Spelling? No. 139 00:05:30,834 --> 00:05:32,767 [BUZZES] David Hasselhoff? 140 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,000 No! 141 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,434 [BUZZES] 142 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:37,667 Isaac... 143 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:39,367 Newton! Isaac Newton! 144 00:05:39,367 --> 00:05:41,033 [BUZZERS BUZZING] 145 00:05:41,033 --> 00:05:42,701 ALL: Isaac Newton? 146 00:05:42,701 --> 00:05:44,167 Good answer. Good answer. 147 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:45,868 Yeah. All right. All right. 148 00:05:45,868 --> 00:05:47,367 [RUMBLING] 149 00:05:50,534 --> 00:05:53,167 Why are you acting like this? 150 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:55,400 We're not acting. We really are like this. 151 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,067 Aren't we lucky? 152 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:58,767 Die! 153 00:05:58,767 --> 00:06:00,534 [BELL DINGS] 154 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:01,534 [SIGHS] 155 00:06:01,534 --> 00:06:03,734 That signals the end of round one. 156 00:06:03,734 --> 00:06:05,334 Time for round two. 157 00:06:05,334 --> 00:06:06,901 [BUZZER BUZZES] 158 00:06:06,901 --> 00:06:09,667 Just stop buzzing those buzzers! 159 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:10,767 [BUZZER BUZZES] 160 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:13,033 WAKKO: Sorry. Slipped again. 161 00:06:14,901 --> 00:06:16,133 [GRUNTS] 162 00:06:17,133 --> 00:06:18,367 [GRUNTS] 163 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:21,534 [GRUNTS] 164 00:06:23,534 --> 00:06:24,667 [CRASHING] 165 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:26,267 There. How do you like that? 166 00:06:26,267 --> 00:06:27,767 [BUZZES] 167 00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:29,200 We like it very much? 168 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,434 Good answer. Good answer. 169 00:06:30,434 --> 00:06:32,033 All right, yeah. Yeah, that's it. 170 00:06:32,033 --> 00:06:33,868 That's it. We're skipping ahead 171 00:06:33,868 --> 00:06:35,667 and getting this thing over with now! 172 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:37,701 On to the lightning round! 173 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:39,567 [APPLAUSE] Oh, goody. We're doing well. 174 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:40,601 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 175 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,701 [***] 176 00:06:45,601 --> 00:06:48,100 Now, one of you can play the lightning round. 177 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,601 Who's it gonna be? 178 00:06:49,601 --> 00:06:50,767 You go first. No, you go. 179 00:06:50,767 --> 00:06:52,267 No, I insist. No, I went. 180 00:06:52,267 --> 00:06:53,367 You'll do better. You go. 181 00:06:53,367 --> 00:06:54,868 No, you. You'll do first. Come on. 182 00:06:54,868 --> 00:06:56,868 Who's it going to be? 183 00:06:56,868 --> 00:06:58,267 Dot. Yakko. Wakko. 184 00:06:58,267 --> 00:06:59,334 Wakko. Dot. Yakko. 185 00:06:59,334 --> 00:07:01,067 ALL: Wakko. 186 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:02,234 I guess it's me. 187 00:07:02,234 --> 00:07:03,334 Fine. 188 00:07:03,334 --> 00:07:04,968 Wakko, you will have 15 seconds 189 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:06,567 to solve the lightning-round puzzle. 190 00:07:06,567 --> 00:07:10,067 The correct answer wins the grand prize. Ready? 191 00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:11,100 Ready. 192 00:07:15,801 --> 00:07:17,033 Hmm. 193 00:07:17,033 --> 00:07:19,501 Eye. No, eyes. 194 00:07:19,501 --> 00:07:21,200 [BELL DINGS] 195 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,367 Plus tack. 196 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:26,734 Minus T... Ack. 197 00:07:26,734 --> 00:07:28,968 Eyes-ack... Isaac. 198 00:07:28,968 --> 00:07:30,601 [BELL DINGING] 199 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:31,667 [LAUGHS] 200 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:33,801 Uh, lizard, dragon... 201 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,334 Newt. It's a newt. 202 00:07:35,334 --> 00:07:37,000 [BELL DINGING] 203 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Isaac Newt... 204 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,701 Hmm. 205 00:07:40,701 --> 00:07:43,334 That's a ton. I've got it! 206 00:07:43,334 --> 00:07:46,033 Isaac Newt-weight. 207 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,100 No. 208 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,868 Isaac Newt-heavy. 209 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,000 No. 210 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,667 Isaac Newt-trapezoid? 211 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,968 No! No! No! 212 00:07:53,968 --> 00:07:56,434 Look, you can all try. I don't care. 213 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,501 Whoever says the correct answer wins, all right? 214 00:07:59,501 --> 00:08:01,000 Isaac Newt-anvil? 215 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,601 Isaac Newt-gray thing? 216 00:08:02,601 --> 00:08:04,133 Isaac Newt-Tori Spelling? 217 00:08:04,133 --> 00:08:06,567 No. Newt-ton. 218 00:08:06,567 --> 00:08:08,234 Isaac Newton. [BELL DINGING] 219 00:08:08,234 --> 00:08:09,467 It's Isaac Newton. 220 00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:11,167 Good answer. Good answer. 221 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:12,300 Good answer, Ned. 222 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:14,701 ANNOUNCER: Congratulations, Ned Flat. 223 00:08:14,701 --> 00:08:18,734 That's correct. And you're today's grand-prize winner. 224 00:08:18,734 --> 00:08:20,300 Huh? 225 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,467 You're off on a fabulous six-month vacation for one to 226 00:08:23,467 --> 00:08:26,133 the Rock of Gibraltar. 227 00:08:26,133 --> 00:08:27,701 But-- But-- [APPLAUSE] 228 00:08:27,701 --> 00:08:30,367 I don't want to go there. I don't wanna. 229 00:08:30,367 --> 00:08:34,467 Send the fuzzy heads. Stop. No! 230 00:08:34,467 --> 00:08:35,667 [TIRES SCREECH] 231 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,667 I wanted to win. 232 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:40,834 It's okay, Wakko. 233 00:08:40,834 --> 00:08:41,968 Remember: 234 00:08:41,968 --> 00:08:43,868 it's not whether you win or lose... 235 00:08:43,868 --> 00:08:46,567 It's who you're with at the end of the show. 236 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:49,934 ALL: Hello, nurse. 237 00:08:49,934 --> 00:08:51,567 ALL: Mwah! 238 00:08:56,067 --> 00:08:57,968 [***] 239 00:09:10,701 --> 00:09:11,767 [SCREAMS] 240 00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:15,901 NARRATOR: Has this ever happened to you? 241 00:09:15,901 --> 00:09:16,968 Can we change the channel 242 00:09:16,968 --> 00:09:18,567 to something without Bob Saget in it? 243 00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:19,834 No. 244 00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:21,701 Well, now there's a fabulous product 245 00:09:21,701 --> 00:09:24,667 that can smooth the edges off life's little annoyances. 246 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:27,067 Ah, give me the remote control, already. 247 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,834 No! 248 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:29,968 [CLAPS TWICE] 249 00:09:29,968 --> 00:09:31,400 Oof! Here you go. 250 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,133 You're too kind. 251 00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:34,434 It's the Slapper. 252 00:09:34,434 --> 00:09:35,834 BAND: * Slap on * [CLAPS TWICE] 253 00:09:35,834 --> 00:09:37,501 Slap off * 254 00:09:37,501 --> 00:09:39,367 * Slap on, slap off * [CLAPS TWICE] 255 00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:40,667 [GROGGILY] * The Slapper * 256 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,100 Works for me. 257 00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:46,567 [***] 258 00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:51,901 PINKY: Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight? 259 00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:54,400 The same thing we do every night, Pinky. 260 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,067 Try to take over the world. 261 00:09:59,901 --> 00:10:01,834 ALL: * They're Pinky and the Brain * 262 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,167 * Yes, Pinky and the Brain * 263 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:07,701 * One is a genius The other's insane * 264 00:10:07,701 --> 00:10:10,067 * They're laboratory mice * 265 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,567 * Their genes Have been spliced * 266 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:14,567 * They're dinky They're Pinky and the Brain * 267 00:10:14,567 --> 00:10:17,801 * Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain * 268 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:24,000 [***] 269 00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:29,334 [***] 270 00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:38,834 There. Albert Einstein's latest experiment 271 00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:41,400 will be a powerful success. 272 00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:44,934 Powerful enough to pull five boxcars 273 00:10:44,934 --> 00:10:45,968 and a little caboose. 274 00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:54,534 Finished, Pinky. With this cryonic capsule, 275 00:10:54,534 --> 00:10:56,234 we shall freeze ourselves and reawaken 276 00:10:56,234 --> 00:10:57,767 40 years in the future. 277 00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:59,501 Egad, Brain. 278 00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:00,868 What will we do in the future? 279 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,367 I don't know yet, Pinky. 280 00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:04,868 But it has to be better than what we're doing now. 281 00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:08,100 BOTH: Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert. It's time. 282 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,267 But, kiddies, 283 00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:11,601 Uncle Albert's doing an experiment. And-- 284 00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,734 Did you say, "It's time"? 285 00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:18,934 Hey, kids. What time is it? 286 00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:21,200 ALL: It's time for Meany! 287 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,100 ALL: Yeah! 288 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,901 Oh, Meany? Where are you today? 289 00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:30,934 Your pal Treacle's come out to play. 290 00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:34,167 Eat smoke, you dirty lamprey. 291 00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:36,367 [CHUCKLES] Aw, cut it out, Meany. 292 00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:38,367 [ALL LAUGH] 293 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,267 I love Meany and Treacle. 294 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,501 I wish Meany and Treacle was president. 295 00:11:47,534 --> 00:11:50,734 Pinky. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? 296 00:11:50,734 --> 00:11:52,334 Well, I think so, Brain. 297 00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:55,767 But we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss. 298 00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:57,167 No, Pinky. 299 00:11:57,167 --> 00:12:00,501 We shall become characters on that insipid puppet show. 300 00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:03,267 I will endear myself in the hearts of the children. 301 00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:06,000 Then we shall freeze ourselves for 40 years. 302 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,601 And when we thaw out, 303 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,200 those children will be the leaders of the world, 304 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,834 and they will adore me, 305 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:14,467 making it simple to take over the world. 306 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,801 Egad, Brain. Brilliant. 307 00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:20,100 Oh, oh. Just one little technical question, Brain. 308 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,801 On the show, can I call meself "Big Ears"? 309 00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:24,634 You may call yourself Mary Pickford 310 00:12:24,634 --> 00:12:25,968 for all I care, Pinky. 311 00:12:25,968 --> 00:12:28,634 I shall be known as the Iconoclast, 312 00:12:28,634 --> 00:12:30,300 an unconventional eccentric 313 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,000 who marches to a different drummer. 314 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,367 Oh. I thought maybe 315 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:35,133 you could be "Noodle Noggin." 316 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:37,767 Come, Pinky. 317 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:40,234 Your mind belongs on television. 318 00:12:40,234 --> 00:12:42,767 MAN: I tell you, these Meany and Treacle dolls 319 00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:43,968 are selling like crazy. 320 00:12:43,968 --> 00:12:45,601 But we need more merchandise. 321 00:12:45,601 --> 00:12:47,601 New characters, that's what we need. 322 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,234 I want new puppet characters on the next show. 323 00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:51,234 [SIGHS] 324 00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:52,634 If I could come up with new stuff, 325 00:12:52,634 --> 00:12:53,901 I wouldn't be a puppeteer. 326 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,467 Mail for you. 327 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:05,567 BOTH: Greetings. 328 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,834 Oh, my gosh. Talking puppets. 329 00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:10,200 Actually, we are two laboratory mice 330 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,601 who wish to be on your show 331 00:13:11,601 --> 00:13:14,400 as part of an intricate plan to take over the world. 332 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,567 Wow. These are really good. 333 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:19,534 STATION MANAGER: Meany and Treacle. Two minutes to airtime. 334 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,901 [***] 335 00:13:26,801 --> 00:13:29,701 Hey, kids. What time is it? 336 00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:32,367 ALL: It's time for Meany! 337 00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:33,934 Hold it, Meany. 338 00:13:33,934 --> 00:13:36,801 Everyone must meet our two new friends. 339 00:13:36,801 --> 00:13:38,467 This is Big Ears. 340 00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:40,167 Take a bow, Big Ears. 341 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,934 [***] 342 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,400 ALL: Yah! 343 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,701 And I am the Iconoclast, 344 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,167 an unconventional eccentric 345 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:50,868 who marches to a different drummer. 346 00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:59,334 [ALL LAUGH] 347 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:04,000 Oh, But you may call me Noodle Noggin. 348 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 ALL: Noodle Noggin! Noodle Noggin! 349 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,467 [ALL LAUGH] 350 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,267 Hey, kids, can you do this? 351 00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:14,868 Wow. 352 00:14:14,868 --> 00:14:16,901 Big Ears is a genius. 353 00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:21,167 Zort! Oh, it's a really yummy, 354 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:22,601 sunny day today. 355 00:14:22,601 --> 00:14:24,767 Actually, the Earth's atmosphere 356 00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:27,434 causes solar-light molecules to refract, 357 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,501 resulting in a pleasing, albeit illusory, phenomenon-- 358 00:14:31,868 --> 00:14:34,534 Which I call a yummy, sunny day. 359 00:14:34,534 --> 00:14:36,334 [ALL LAUGHING] 360 00:14:38,534 --> 00:14:41,868 Narf! Don't you wish this could last forever, Brain? 361 00:14:41,868 --> 00:14:44,634 That depends on your threshold of pain. 362 00:14:51,634 --> 00:14:53,601 Ooh! Hey, Noodle Noggin. 363 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,501 Isn't dancing fun, fun, silly-willy? 364 00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:59,400 Actually, the random gyration of appendages is-- 365 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,400 Fun, fun, silly-willy. 366 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,033 [CROWD CHEERING] 367 00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:08,267 ALL: Yeah! 368 00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:11,667 Until tomorrow... 369 00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,234 BOTH: love, luck and lollipops. 370 00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:17,734 ALL: Love, luck and lollipops. 371 00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:19,367 [RUMBLING] 372 00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:22,868 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 373 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:30,000 [GIGGLES] 374 00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,534 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 375 00:15:47,234 --> 00:15:49,567 BOY: I'd like to buy these, please. Thank you. 376 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:51,667 Here. 377 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,033 [SIGHS] 378 00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:55,267 JFK: And I know other Americans 379 00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:57,501 join with me in saying: 380 00:15:57,501 --> 00:16:00,234 Ich bein ein Noodle Noggin. 381 00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:02,100 [CROWD CHEERS] 382 00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:05,734 ALL: Big Ears. Noodle Noggin. 383 00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:08,734 Big Ears. Noodle Noggin. Big Ears. 384 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,133 ALL: Yah! 385 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:13,000 [CROWD CHEERING] 386 00:16:14,701 --> 00:16:15,868 Today, Big Ears and I 387 00:16:15,868 --> 00:16:18,267 have an important announcement to make. 388 00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:21,334 This program has been our last show. 389 00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:23,000 [ALL GASP] 390 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,367 BOTH: Love, luck and lollipops. 391 00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:27,834 [ALL GASP] 392 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:32,234 Quick, Pinky. Our cryogenic capsule awaits. 393 00:16:35,434 --> 00:16:36,868 But, Brain. 394 00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:38,234 Why are we freezing ourselves 395 00:16:38,234 --> 00:16:39,868 at the height of our popularity? 396 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,434 To stay fresh in their memory, Pinky. 397 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,868 We must, to paraphrase Milton Berle, 398 00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:47,033 leave them wanting more. 399 00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:48,868 See you in the future, Pinky, 400 00:16:48,868 --> 00:16:52,534 when tomorrow's leaders will give us the world. 401 00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:54,334 [***] 402 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,133 [ALARM RINGING] 403 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:08,534 It's the '90s, Pinky. 404 00:17:08,534 --> 00:17:10,634 Do you realize what this means? 405 00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:13,467 Uh. We missed the disco years? 406 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,167 [***] 407 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,968 Come, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you. 408 00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:20,767 [MACHINE BEEPING] 409 00:17:33,434 --> 00:17:35,200 [CHUCKLES] 410 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,367 Oh, and wait till you get a load of this lawn ch-- 411 00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:40,000 Greetings, everyone. Remember me? 412 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,234 It's your old pal the Iconoclast, 413 00:17:42,234 --> 00:17:43,968 a.k.a. Noodle Noggin. 414 00:17:43,968 --> 00:17:46,734 And, zort, his pal, Big Ears. 415 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,667 Yes. We've come back 416 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:53,167 to invite all our original fans out there, 417 00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,234 now all grown-up, 418 00:17:54,234 --> 00:17:55,701 to come down here 419 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,267 and shower their beloved childhood pals... [GASPING] 420 00:17:58,267 --> 00:18:00,334 ...with heartfelt, loving affection 421 00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,334 and generous material gifts. 422 00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:04,701 ALL: Them. 423 00:18:04,701 --> 00:18:07,400 BRAIN: At long last we can write our own ticket, Pinky. 424 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,868 No more inglorious suffering. 425 00:18:09,868 --> 00:18:12,734 Narf, Brain, what's that sound? [PEOPLE CHANTING INDISTINCTLY] 426 00:18:12,734 --> 00:18:14,367 CROWD: Big Ears, Noodle Noggin. 427 00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:18,367 Big Ears, Noodle Noggin. Big Ears, Noodle Noggin. 428 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:22,033 At last, my public has come to shower me with gifts. 429 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:23,801 Guess again, Noodle Noggin. 430 00:18:23,801 --> 00:18:25,267 Huh? 431 00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,601 You abandoned us. 432 00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:28,100 You went away. 433 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,601 ALL THREE: You ruined our lives. 434 00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:34,100 You don't want to give me your devotion and total rule? 435 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:37,100 No. We wanna give you our therapy bills. 436 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,200 Pay 'em! 437 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,634 BRAIN: Run, Pinky. 438 00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:41,701 [***] 439 00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,467 [CROWD SHOUTING ANGRILY] 440 00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:50,734 Come, Pinky. We have work to do. 441 00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:52,467 You mean taking over the world? 442 00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:55,734 No, Pinky. Finding a good hiding place. 443 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,868 [SCREAMS] 444 00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:00,300 [CROWD SHOUTING ANGRILY] 445 00:19:02,234 --> 00:19:04,701 * They're dinky They're Pinky and the Brain * 446 00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:06,534 * Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain * 447 00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:11,934 [***] 448 00:19:11,934 --> 00:19:13,868 [SCREECHING] 449 00:19:13,868 --> 00:19:15,067 It's that time again. 450 00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:16,734 To make a cheese sandwich? 451 00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:18,567 To make the Fox censors cry? 452 00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:21,167 No. It's time to learn the day's lesson. 453 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,534 And to find out what it is, 454 00:19:22,534 --> 00:19:26,133 we turn to the Wheel of Morality. 455 00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,667 Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. 456 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,767 Tell us the lesson that we should learn. 457 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,000 Moral number one. 458 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,734 And the moral of today's story is: 459 00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:37,000 vote early and vote often. 460 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,400 How profound. 461 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,567 Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel. 462 00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:41,767 Wrong wheel. 463 00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:43,400 Oh. Sorry. 464 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,734 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 465 00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:46,667 ALL: Yike! 466 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,601 [***] 467 00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:54,200 [***] 468 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,334 [***] 469 00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:02,234 Lather. Rinse. 470 00:21:02,234 --> 00:21:03,267 Repeat.