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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Pinky and the Brain-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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Gee, Brain, what do you
wanna do tonight?

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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world.

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 * They're Pinky and the Brain
 They're Pinky and the Brain *

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 * One is a genius
 The other's insane *

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 * To prove their mousy worth *

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 * They'll overthrow the Earth *

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 * They're dinky
 They're Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *

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[***]

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Only I, the all-powerful Merlin,

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have the wizardry skills
to create matter from nothing.

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I am fat with magic.

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[LAUGHS]

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 Sonny Tufts, Sonny Bono

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 Lorna Luft, Yoko Ono

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 Paula Abdul, Chip and Dale

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 Hillary Clinton, Quinton McHale

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[LUTE BEGINS PLAYING]

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* I wish I were a windowsill
So I could be... *

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Uh... Um...

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An imbecile?

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Odds bodkins!
Good rhyme, Brain.

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[GIGGLES]
Narf!

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Now, be quiet, Pinky.

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Merlin is about to unlock
the secrets of the universe.

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 I win, you win
 Edwin Newman

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 Lee of Kathie
 Regis Philbin.

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Lo.

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I've created a nice pie.

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Ooh, blueberry.

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Zort! That was great,
huh, Brain?

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A pathetic waste of magic.

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I would never squander such
mystical powers on mere pastry.

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Poit, but what if you were
eating dinner

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and forgot dessert?

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Maybe then.

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Of course King Arthur
will want some of my pie.

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So will his knights.

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Bunch of pigs.

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I'll eat my pie in the dungeon.

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And it will be yummy and good
and all mine.

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Egad, Brain, you astound me.

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I'm afraid I always will,
Pinky.

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Merlin's spell book contains
the power of the universe.

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Are you pondering
what I'm pondering, Pinky?

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Sure, Brain, but how are we
gonna find chaps our size?

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Pay attention, Pinky.

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Right-o.

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With the help of the spell book,

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we will use Merlin's magic
to take control of the world.

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Egad, Brain, brilliant.

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Oh, wait, um, no.

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Where will you find
a magic spell for that?

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In the table of contents, Pinky.

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Oh, well, very good.

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Let's see,
"Tabby cat turned into duck.

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Tadpoles, magic uses of.
Tahoe, how to win at blackjack."

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Nah.

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Ah, here we have it.

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"Take Over The World Spell."
Page 614.

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With this spell, Pinky,

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the entire planet
will be forced to acknowledge me

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as their ruler.

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Egad, Brain.
That's brilliant.

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And I, minstrel-mouse Pinky,

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shall chronicle your deeds
in song.

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* He conquered the world
Without effort or pain *

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* He's the boss
They call him... *

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Uh, call him...

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Brain?

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Oh, right-o.

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* Brain *

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Good one.

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Stop singing, Pinky,
or I shall have to hurt you.

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Now, come. We must assemble
the spell's ingredients.

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Ready when you are, Brain.

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All right, Pinky.

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We will need:

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Six lizard legs.

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Check.

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Three eyes of newt.

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Check.

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Two hedgehog spleens.

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Check.

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One half-eaten
gingerbread cookie

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that's been left on the counter
overnight.

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Check.

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Only one ingredient remains,
Pinky.

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A red dragon's toenail clipping.

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Red dragon's toenail clippings,
che--

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Oh!

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[SCREAMS]

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[GLASS BREAKS]

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[GRUNTING]

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Pinky, what happened?

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Uh, gee, Brain,

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about those toenail clippings?

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Um, I'm afraid
we're fresh out.

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Drat.

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Pay attention, Pinky.

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To obtain red dragon
toenail clippings

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we must cross
the Enchanted Forest

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filled with witches,
goblins and ogres.

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Then we must climb
the Murky Mountain

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and enter the lair
of the horrible red dragon

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and steal
some of his toenail clippings.

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But how are we gonna get past
all the dangers, Brain? Narf!

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Fear not, Pinky.

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Merlin's magic wand
will protect us.

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Behold.

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 Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen

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 Shrink to the size
 Of a lima bean

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Egad, Brain,
that was amazing!

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It's just a small thing I do.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Now, forward, Pinky,

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to the Murky Mountain
and world conquest.

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[PINKY PLAYING LUTE]

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* We're in the woods
All dark and inky *

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* To conquer the world
Go Brain and... *

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La, la, something...

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Pinky.

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Oh, that fits.
Ha, narf!

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[GRUNTING]

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The signpost will guide us,
Pinky.

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BRAIN:
Let's see. "Glade of Woe." No.

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"Chasm of Despair." No.

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"Pit of Barbecue."

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Hm, perhaps later.

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Ah, Murky Mountain. This way.

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[PINKY PLAYING LUTE]

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* We strolled right past
A candy house *

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* Made of sweets
That taste good to a... *

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Ooh...

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Mouse!

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Now, stop singing

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and keep an eye out for--

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Danger.

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I'm expecting
pudgy German children.

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Now, get the heck
out of here.

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Pinky, the wand.

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 Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen

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 Shrink to the size
 Of a lima bean.

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[SCREAMING
IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]

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Odds bodkins, Brain.
You're a regular wizard, poit.

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Thank you, Pinky.

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BRAIN:
One has to stay cool

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in pressure situations.

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Um, got a spot of fire
on your head, Brain.

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What else can happen?

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Oh, look, Gretel. Mices.

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[BOTH YELLING]

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 Ach, ja, Hansel.

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We are playing
with little, filthy mices.

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BOTH:
Ugh! Filthy mices!

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[BRAIN SCREAMS]

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Beat it, ya mouse.

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You're ruining my cameo.

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PESTO:
Your cameo?

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Hey, what about our cameo, huh?

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Ah, quit your whining
over there.

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PESTO:
Hey, who you tellin'
to quit whinin'?

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BOBBY:
She's talkin' to you.

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PESTO:
I ain't whinin'.

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Yeah, ya are. Now, quit it.

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I'm not whinin',
you're whinin'.

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Are we gettin' paid?

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Come, Pinky.

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Let us return to the story.

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[PINKY PLAYING LUTE AND SINGING]

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* To find the dragon
All hot with steam *

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* We must cross
This little... *

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Brook? No.

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00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:10,300
Um, fjord?

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Stream. It rhymes with "steam."

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Oh, right again, Brain.

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[SIGHS]

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[BLEATS]

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[BLEATS]

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Something under the bridge
grabbed that billy goat.

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Trolls live under bridges.

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They eat billy goats.
Do you follow me, Pinky?

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No, Brain.

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The wand, Pinky.

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Zort!

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We'll outwit the troll
by using stealth.

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[THUMP]
TROLL: Ouch!

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Sorry, there.

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[GROWLS]

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I sense the worst is behind us.

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00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:05,434
Mm...

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[SLURPS]

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...appetizers.

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The wand, Pinky.

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[SLURPS]

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 Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen

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 Shrink to the size
 Of a lima bean

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No good will come of this.

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Jerkface.

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[BLEATS]

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Are you okay, Brain?

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All my thoughts are in Dutch.

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[SIGHS]

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* The Murky Mountain's
The end of the trail *

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* Soon we'll have
A dragon's... *

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Uh, dra--

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Toenail.
A red dragon's toenail.

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And once we possess it, Pinky,

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nothing will stand between us
and total world domination.

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* Everyone loves someone
Someday *

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Timber!

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What do you make of that, Brain?

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The wand, Pinky.

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 Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen

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 Shrink to the size--

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Duh, hey, youse guys,
come back with my harp!

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00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,501
Hey, Brain,
you don't look so good.

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BRAIN:
Something unpleasant
has happened to me.

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[***]

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I'm not well.

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BRAIN:
We're here, Pinky.

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The end of our quest.

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The cave of the red dragon.

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PINKY:
Great, Brain. Now what? Narf!

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BRAIN:
We sneak inside,
clip the dragon's toenail,

262
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,834
then creep away
back to the castle

263
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,501
where we will have all
the ingredients

264
00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:46,000
to complete the spell.

265
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,501
By tonight I will be ruler
of this world.

266
00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:53,267
PINKY:
Genius, Brain!
But what if the dragon eats us?

267
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,400
That would alter our plans.

268
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,501
But I believe the dragon
is sleeping right now.

269
00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:09,367
Or else wide-awake
with a bad migraine.

270
00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:12,634
In any case,
our destiny lies inside.

271
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:13,667
Come, Pinky.

272
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,133
[PINKY PLAYING LUTE AND SINGING]

273
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:24,434
* We walked into
The dragon's cave *

274
00:14:24,434 --> 00:14:27,567
* I was scared
But Brain was... *

275
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,267
Was... Um...

276
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,367
Brave!

277
00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:34,868
[ECHOES]
Brave, brave...

278
00:14:34,868 --> 00:14:36,033
[RUMBLING]

279
00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:37,767
Huh?

280
00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:43,868
[GROANS]

281
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:55,834
I think we found the red dragon,
Brain. Poit.

282
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:57,634
How keen of you to note that.

283
00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:06,767
Now to get the toenail
and escape.

284
00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:10,133
We must be absolutely quiet.
Do you understand, Pinky?

285
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:13,200
[LOUDLY]
Right-o, Brain!
You can count on me. Narf!

286
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:17,601
[WHISPERS]
Uh, I meant, narf.

287
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,100
[GRUMBLES]

288
00:15:26,868 --> 00:15:28,467
[SNORTS, GRUNTS]

289
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,667
Pinky, the dragon is stirring.

290
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,400
Try and lull him back to sleep.

291
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,000
Sure thing, Brain.

292
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:45,000
* Go, my dragon
To sleepy land *

293
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:49,734
* It's dreamy time
Here comes the sand... *

294
00:15:49,734 --> 00:15:51,267
Uh... Sandboy?

295
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:54,400
Sandman, Pinky! Sandman!

296
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,167
[ECHOES]
Man, man, man...

297
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:57,868
[RUMBLING]

298
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,400
Huh?

299
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:03,000
[SCREAMS]

300
00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:08,133
[GROWLS]

301
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:10,934
Ooh!

302
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:14,067
[SNARLS]

303
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,567
The wand, Pinky.

304
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,400
 Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen

305
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,701
 Shrink to the size of--

306
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,100
[GULPS]

307
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,367
What now, Brain?

308
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:31,133
We should flee in terror.

309
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,400
Yes, that would be
the wisest course.

310
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:37,834
[***]

311
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,434
[ROARS]

312
00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:49,634
[WHOOSHING]

313
00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:59,000
[GROWLS]

314
00:17:11,934 --> 00:17:12,934
[GASPS]

315
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:21,534
[ROARS]

316
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:34,634
[WOMAN SCREAMS]

317
00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:36,968
Peeping dragon!

318
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,434
Ooh!

319
00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:55,167
Quickly, Pinky,
we haven't much time.

320
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,701
This is it, Brain.
The last ingredient. Zort!

321
00:18:07,701 --> 00:18:09,000
Splendid, Pinky.

322
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,467
Drop it into the cauldron.

323
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:20,601
In a few moments, Pinky,
I will be master of this world.

324
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,234
[ROARS]

325
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,033
Listen carefully, Pinky.

326
00:18:24,033 --> 00:18:27,734
I must recite this spell
exactly, word for word.

327
00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:29,701
Once I begin, I cannot stop.

328
00:18:29,701 --> 00:18:31,968
So be extra quiet.

329
00:18:31,968 --> 00:18:33,601
[WHISPERS]
Sure thing, Brain.

330
00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:41,567
BRAIN:
The Take Over The World Spell,
Pinky. Here goes.

331
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:45,968
 Mystical powers
 Gennifer Flowers

332
00:18:45,968 --> 00:18:47,767
[PINKY PLAYING LUTE]
[GASPS]

333
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:49,634
* Brain's the boss
He'll rule with ease *

334
00:18:49,634 --> 00:18:52,167
 Magical forces
 Your might unfurl

335
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,701
 Grant that I become the--

336
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:56,267
PINKY:
* He's number one *
* The big... *

337
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,100
Uh...the big banana?

338
00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,667
Uh, coconut?

339
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,767
Um... Uh...

340
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:05,000
Big cheese!
It rhymes with "ease."

341
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,367
Big cheese!

342
00:19:08,934 --> 00:19:10,200
[SCREAMS]

343
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,501
[HOWLS, WHIMPERS]

344
00:19:16,501 --> 00:19:18,334
[WHIMPERS]

345
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,868
[YELPING]

346
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,300
Uh, Brain, are you okay?

347
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,801
I feel odd.

348
00:19:33,801 --> 00:19:35,801
Almost...dairy-like.

349
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,601
Can I get you anything,
Brain?

350
00:19:37,601 --> 00:19:39,067
Some medicine?

351
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,234
A cracker?

352
00:19:40,234 --> 00:19:41,467
[LAUGHS]

353
00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:43,267
A cracker!

354
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,534
If I weren't a large cheese,

355
00:19:45,534 --> 00:19:47,934
I would make you pay
for that remark.

356
00:19:55,901 --> 00:19:58,400
[TUNING, STRUMMING]

357
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,434
* We'll try again
To prove our worth *

358
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,801
* Escape from the cage
And conquer the... *

359
00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:06,667
Ooh...

360
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,701
Earth, Pinky.

361
00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:10,701
You know,
I've been thinking a lot

362
00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:12,267
about you and your music.

363
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:13,601
Might I see that?

364
00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:14,901
Sure, Brain.

365
00:20:19,234 --> 00:20:22,000
That was very therapeutic.

366
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,133
YAKKO, WAKKO AND DOT:
 * One's a genius
 The other's insane *

367
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,234
 * They're Pinky and the... *

368
00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:29,767
 * Uh... Brain *

369
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
[***]

370
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:06,000
Zort!