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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Chicken chow mein-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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Oh, help me, doc.

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My head hurts.

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Ah, here's the problem.

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What is it?

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You've got a cartoon
stuck in your ear.

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NARRATOR:
 Long, long ago,
 God looked down on the world

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 and saw great wickedness.

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ALL:
Party! Party! Party!

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Woo!

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 God was not happy.

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NARRATOR:
 Everyone on Earth
 was being a total jerk.

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 Everyone, that is,
 except a good man named Noah.

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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven,

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all good children go to heaven.

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I hear the food's
terrible there.

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Ow.

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Ma, you were right.

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I did put my eye out.

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MAN'S VOICE [BOOMING]:
 Noah.

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Ma, your voice has changed.

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 I'm not your mother, Noah.

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Oh, my God.

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 Precisely.

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 Noah, I have decided
 to make it rain

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 for 40 days and 40 nights.

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 I command thee to build an ark.

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Okay, fine.

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What's an ark?

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It's what I've been
searching for.

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It's this incredible
bejeweled box

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containing the power
of the heavens,

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and it melts Nazis.

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GOD:
 It's a boat, Noah.

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 Once the ark is finished,
 you will load onto it

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 two of every animal
 of this world

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 from great beast
 to tiniest bug,

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 so that they may be spared.

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No spidees, okay?
Please skip the spidees.

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They give me the heebie-jeebies.
I'm allergic to fear.

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 Do as I bid.

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 I shall flood the world.

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 Now, get to work!

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NARRATOR:
 Noah was good to his word.

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 He completed construction
 just as the rains began,

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 and the animals marched
 two-by-two onto the Love Ark.

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[***]

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Okay, possums: Check.

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Bunnies.

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[IN UNISON]
Buster and Babs Bunny.

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No relation.

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Let's hope not.
It's a children's show.

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Bunnies: Check.

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Wolverines.

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[WOLVERINES GROWLING]

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For heaven's sakes,

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let's not forget
the always cheerful wolverines

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the Lon Chaney Juniors
of the animal kingdom.

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Check.

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Lab mice.

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BOTH:
Check.

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These pantyhose
are killing me, Brain.

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I think I prefer
knee-highs.

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Who am I to judge?
Ugh.

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That's the entire list
except for the hippopotami.

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Where are they?

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[THUDDING]

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[FRENCH ACCENT]
Hold the boat!

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We could not find
a taxi.

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Would you carry this
onboard pour moi?

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No.

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I believe this is
the capitaine, not the porter.

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Oh, Flavio, a faux pas.

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You have such a quaint,
lower-class look to you.

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Shoot me.

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Look, I don't know
who you think I am,

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and I wish I cared,
but I don't.

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Get on the boat.

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MARITA:
Oh, yes, let's.

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I am not wearing
waterproof mascara.

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[ARK CREAKING]

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Why me?

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Ow.

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NARRATOR:
 The Great Flood came,

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 and it rained
 for 40 days and 40 nights.

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NOAH:
Oy, up and down, up and down.

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I hate the sea.

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I hate boats.

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Why am I out at sea in a boat?

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Where's Gavin MacLeod
when you need him?

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At least you could've
told me to pick up

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some Dramamine or Pepto.

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A saltine would be nice.

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[GASPS]

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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We did not see you
at the captain's table.

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So instead we came here
to meal with you.

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Beluga caviar?

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 Unagi?

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It means "raw eel."

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Ugh.

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[THUD]

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Perhaps not.

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[GROANING]
[BANGING]

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Stop. Please stop.

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So sorry,
my friend.

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These squash courts
are so teeny small.

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Must be prefab, no?

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Ta-ta.

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I needed this?

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Go on. Tell me
I haven't done my bit.

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Go on. Tell me.

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I gathered all the animals.

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I built the boat to code.

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Okay, okay. So I cheated
a little on the lumber.

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But given the circumstances,

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couldn't we do
without those hippos?

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Forget I asked.

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[***]

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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NOAH:
Go away. There's nobody here.

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I'm a hologram.

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We will not go, captain.

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We must speak to you at once.

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Mr. Captain, we must complain
about our cabin mates.

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MARITA:
They just hang around
all day long,

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and at night they keep us awake
with their incessant knitting.

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Knitting? What are you
talking about?

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Who's your roommate,
Grandma Moses?

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Oh, no, our roommates are--

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The spidees.

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Spidees!

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How did he do that?
I do not know.

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He must have those new
air-pumping sneakers.

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I want some. I must have them.

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Give them to me now, Flavio.

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Come. Let me paint
your tootsy nails instead,

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make you feel all accouterment.

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[***]

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That's it. I quit.

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I been on this lousy ship
for what?

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One, five, seven, twe--

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Where's an abacus
when you need it?

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--36, 40--
Forty days and 40 nights.

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SINGER:
 * Ahh *

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NARRATOR:
 And so the flood ended

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 and the animals
 were sent forth to multiply.

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 And as for Noah,
 he built a lovely new home

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 and settled down to live out
 his days in peace and quiet.

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[YAWNS]

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MARITA:
Greetings, neighbor.

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You don't mind
if we picnic on your hill

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with our dear old friends
from the cruise, do you?

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Certainly you remember

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[IN UNISON]
the spidees?

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FLAVIO:
Care to join us?

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No, no.

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And I very rarely
repeat myself.

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No!

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Apparently very shy
or antisocial.

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Oh!

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You gotta help me, doc.

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What's the matter?

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I've got something
in my eye.

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Oh, I see what it is.

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What?

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It's the next cartoon.

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 * Chicken Boo
 What's the matter with you? *

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 * You don't act
 Like the other chickens do *

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 * You wear a disguise
 To look like human guys *

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 * But you're not a man
 You're a chicken, Boo *

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[***]

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All right, then, this is
the final shot of the movie,

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and I'd like you to sort of
give it all you can, sugar.

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No problem.

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I'm looking forward to it.

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Why, any girl in Hollywood
would give up her Lexus

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to kiss Mr. Boo.

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Say, where is he?

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Tony, get Boo to the set.

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He's on his way.

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Hey, Boo, what's it like

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to be the sexiest man
in Hollywood?

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Boo, how do you handle

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being the biggest star
in Hollywood?

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Boo, are you a giant chicken?

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REPORTERS:
What?

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REPORTER 1:
Are you outta your mind?

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REPORTER 2:
That's ridiculous. Crazy!

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That's it. Everybody out.
Off the set.

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Go on. Get out.
Shoo! Go on!

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He's a chicken,
I tell ya!

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A chicken!

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[CHUCKLES]

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Boo, I'm sorry about that.

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Some of those tabloid people,

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they'll say anything
to get a story.

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Listen, can I get you anything?
Anything at all?

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A Pellegrino?
How about a nice chicken salad?

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[CHUCKLES]
Sorry, that's right.

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You're a vegetarian. Okay.

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I say, Mr. Boo,
everything okay?

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Oh, good, good.

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Now, uh, this shot,
of course, as you know,

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is the climax
of the movie and--

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[SNEEZES]

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You really should see a doctor
about that cold, Clive.

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I am not sick.

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How many times have I got
to tell you, Tony?

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These sneezes
are an allergic reaction.

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To what?

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Chicken feathers.

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[SNEEZES]

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[BLOWING NOSE]

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All right, are we ready?

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[SNIFFLES]

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Let's get this thing in the can.

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Lights!

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00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,767
I can't wait
to kiss you, Mr. Boo.

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This is the most thrilling
moment of my career.

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You're a real man,

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not phony like most
of the other men in Hollywood.

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CLIVE:
Cameras, action.

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[SMOOCHING]

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Oh!
Oh!

261
00:11:39,334 --> 00:11:41,601
[CLUCKS]

262
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,067
What?

263
00:11:43,801 --> 00:11:44,801
[GASPS]

264
00:11:46,434 --> 00:11:48,100
[SCREAMS]

265
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,934
You're a chicken!

266
00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:51,667
[SPITTING]

267
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,968
I kissed chicken lips!

268
00:11:53,968 --> 00:11:54,968
Ugh!

269
00:11:54,968 --> 00:11:56,133
[THUD]

270
00:11:56,767 --> 00:11:57,767
Cut!

271
00:11:57,767 --> 00:12:00,133
I told ya that guy
was a chicken!

272
00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:02,300
[CLUCKING]

273
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,067
You've ruined my picture.

274
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,100
I'll be the laughingstock
of Hollywood.

275
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,634
You'll never work
in this town again, Chicken Boo.

276
00:12:09,634 --> 00:12:10,634
[SNEEZES]

277
00:12:10,634 --> 00:12:13,567
Get him! Get him!

278
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,033
[SHOUTING]

279
00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:23,067
 * You wear a disguise
 To look like human guys *

280
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:26,701
 * But you're not a man
 You're a chicken, Boo *

281
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,701
Oh, please, doc,
you gotta help me.

282
00:12:35,701 --> 00:12:37,267
My tooth hurts.

283
00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:38,901
Open up and say, "Ah."

284
00:12:38,901 --> 00:12:39,901
Ah.

285
00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:45,434
Whoa, will you look
at that.

286
00:12:45,434 --> 00:12:46,534
What is it?

287
00:12:46,534 --> 00:12:47,834
The next cartoon.

288
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,200
[***]

289
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,701
[BICYCLE BELL DINGS]

290
00:13:03,901 --> 00:13:06,133
NARRATOR:
 As far back as I can remember,

291
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,701
 I could always count
 on Bobby and Pesto's help

292
00:13:08,701 --> 00:13:11,133
 no matter what happened to me.

293
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:26,300
[HICCUPS]

294
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,100
[COOS]
Am I beat.

295
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,734
What say we make like sleepers
and shut our peepers?

296
00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:34,901
[YAWNS]

297
00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:36,934
[YAWNS]

298
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,300
[HICCUPPING]

299
00:13:44,701 --> 00:13:45,701
[HICCUPS]

300
00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:47,667
[HICCUPPING]

301
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:49,634
Hey, Squit, knock it off.

302
00:13:49,634 --> 00:13:51,400
I'm trying to, Bobby.

303
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,501
Hiccups are an involuntary
reflex, ya know.

304
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,200
I'll give ya
an involuntary reflex.

305
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:04,334
Remember Lippy Lombardi?

306
00:14:04,334 --> 00:14:07,067
Had hiccups so bad
his neck caved in?

307
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:09,434
[COOS]
Yeah.

308
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:10,434
[SCREAMS]

309
00:14:11,901 --> 00:14:13,567
Ya gotta help me.

310
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:14,834
You do exactly what I tell ya

311
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,934
and you won't get croaked
by hiccups.

312
00:14:16,934 --> 00:14:18,200
Take a deep breath.

313
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,801
[INHALES DEEPLY]

314
00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:21,300
Swallow it.

315
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,367
[GULPS]

316
00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:26,300
Hold it till I tell ya
to exhale, capiche?

317
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,767
That ain't gonna work.

318
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,100
What are you, some kind
of expert in "hiccupology"?

319
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,200
As a matter of fact,

320
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,667
I am an expert
in all things "anatamatonical."

321
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:37,133
Are you telling me I don't know
what I'm doin' over here?

322
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,501
Is that what you're telling me?

323
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:41,000
Who, me? Tell you? Naw.

324
00:14:46,534 --> 00:14:47,634
Bada-bing.

325
00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:49,300
He is cured.

326
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,133
Thanks, Bobby, I--
[HICCUPS]

327
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:52,834
[LAUGHING]

328
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,334
What'd I tell ya?

329
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,067
[GULPS]

330
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,067
It-- It would've worked

331
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,167
if Squit knew how to do it.

332
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,868
Who told you to exhale, huh?

333
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,801
Well, maybe you could help him,
Mr. Bigtime-Know-It-All.

334
00:15:04,801 --> 00:15:06,601
Sure, Bobby,
whatever you say.

335
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,701
Open up, Squit.

336
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:12,367
Ahh. I see the problem.

337
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,267
His duodenum's all spastical.

338
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,934
Yeah, that duodenum's
outta whack.

339
00:15:21,434 --> 00:15:23,667
What the coo's
a duodenum?

340
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:26,567
The duodenum, birdbrain,
is that dangly down thing

341
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,133
you got connected
to your diaphragm

342
00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:29,834
which operates
your lung compression.

343
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:30,834
Yeah.

344
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,601
Well, can you fix it?

345
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:34,467
Yeah, yeah,
forget about it.

346
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,701
Grab his beak,
will you, Bobby?

347
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,300
Can you breathe?

348
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,100
Hm-mm.
Good.

349
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:44,200
Hold still, 'cause I'm gonna
put pressure on your abdomen.

350
00:15:48,534 --> 00:15:50,033
[GASPING]

351
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,634
Pastitsio!

352
00:15:56,634 --> 00:15:59,601
The Heim-hiccup-lich maneuver
works every time.

353
00:15:59,601 --> 00:16:01,000
Thanks, doc.

354
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,968
"Doc"? What's that
supposed to mean?

355
00:16:02,968 --> 00:16:04,534
I just said, thanks, doc.

356
00:16:04,534 --> 00:16:05,934
"Doc"? What?

357
00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:08,100
Are you saying I'm one of those
seven ugly dwarves?

358
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,667
Is that what you're saying?
That I am

359
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,067
some kind of shorty-short,
white-bearded elfinette

360
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,868
here to whistle
while I work for you?

361
00:16:13,868 --> 00:16:15,367
Is that what you're saying?

362
00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:17,367
No, I'm not saying that.

363
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,901
I am a doc.

364
00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:21,968
Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm saying.

365
00:16:21,968 --> 00:16:23,133
That's it!

366
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:25,067
PESTO: "Doc"! Here's your doc!
[LAUGHING]

367
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,901
I'll give ya a doc, ya beaking,
freaking, winkie-dinkie!

368
00:16:30,234 --> 00:16:31,400
[HICCUPS]

369
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,133
Remember Coo-boy Capezio?

370
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,834
Had hiccups so bad
his head collapsed?

371
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:35,934
Yeah.

372
00:16:35,934 --> 00:16:37,367
Ah!

373
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:39,267
I don't want a collapsed head.

374
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:41,133
I don't want my neck to cave in.

375
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,133
[CRYING AND HICCUPPING]

376
00:16:46,334 --> 00:16:47,901
Pesto, you got any ideas

377
00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:50,267
how to rectify
Squit's predicament?

378
00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:51,834
Nah. You take care
of him, Bobby.

379
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:53,400
Whatever treatment
you prescribe,

380
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,033
I'm behind you
100 percent.

381
00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:02,701
I want you to drink
till I tell you to stop,

382
00:17:02,701 --> 00:17:04,167
capiche?
That ain't gonna work.

383
00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:06,634
You give me one more iota
of aggravation,

384
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,100
I'm gonna peck open
your brainbox

385
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,167
and let all the air out.

386
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,334
[GULPING]

387
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,501
Whoa!

388
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,534
Oof!
Oof!

389
00:17:21,534 --> 00:17:22,701
[HICCUPS]

390
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,701
[HICCUPPING]

391
00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:31,567
That ain't gonna work.

392
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,767
I've had it with you, Pesto.

393
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:35,567
I mean, it will work
if Squit does it right.

394
00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:37,634
What? W-w-what I do?

395
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:38,934
Bobby, come on.

396
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:42,167
[HICCUPPING]
Don't peck open
Pesto's brainbox.

397
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,033
Yo, Bobby.

398
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:45,667
[ALL GASP]

399
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:46,734
The Godpigeon.

400
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,033
[SMACKS]

401
00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:54,367
[HICCUPS]

402
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:59,100
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

403
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,033
The Godpigeon says:

404
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:02,734
"Remember Fluffer Frittata?

405
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:05,334
Had hiccups so bad
his torso dissolved."

406
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,801
[COOS]
Yeah.

407
00:18:06,801 --> 00:18:08,767
[SOBBING AND HICCUPPING]

408
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,701
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

409
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:19,667
The Godpigeon says there's
nothing he can do for ya,

410
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,701
and he hopes you had
a nice life.

411
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,701
[HICCUPS]

412
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,501
[ROARS]

413
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,167
[SCREAMS]

414
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:31,167
[SCREAMS]

415
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:32,467
[SCREAMS]

416
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:33,634
[ALL SCREAM]

417
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:35,567
[COOING]

418
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:36,801
What happened?

419
00:18:36,801 --> 00:18:40,367
The Godpigeon stupefied
the hiccups outta ya.

420
00:18:43,601 --> 00:18:45,467
[COOING]
Woo-hoo-hoo!

421
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Thanks.

422
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,200
[COOS]

423
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,701
I love being a Goodfeather.

424
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:52,901
No matter what happens,

425
00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:55,501
we stick together
like the Three Musketeers.

426
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,300
"Musketeers."

427
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,601
What do you mean by that?

428
00:18:58,601 --> 00:19:00,501
I just said we're like
the Three Musketeers.

429
00:19:00,501 --> 00:19:02,501
You know, all for one
and one for all.

430
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:04,300
Are you saying that I am
Annette Funicello

431
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,067
here to wear mouse ears
for you?

432
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:07,100
That I am some kind of

433
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,868
"Hey, there, hi,
there, ho, there,

434
00:19:08,868 --> 00:19:11,667
come and join thy jamboree"
punk on a kids' TV show?

435
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,667
Is that what you're sayin'?

436
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,567
No, I'm not saying that.

437
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:17,701
I am a musketeer.

438
00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:19,567
Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm sayin'.

439
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:20,667
[CHUCKLES]

440
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,400
That's it!
I'll give ya a musketeer!

441
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,701
SQUIT:
Hey, ow. Come on.

442
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:25,501
PESTO:
I'll give ya one
upside the head,

443
00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:28,467
that's what I'll give ya.
I'm no musketeer! Zooey voom.

444
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:31,300
SQUIT:
 Friends...ya gotta love 'em.

445
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,167
[***]

446
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:48,400
[CLEARS THROAT]

447
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,767
We'd like to update the press
on Wakko Warner's condition.

448
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:54,000
Earlier today,
Wakko had a headache.

449
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,400
We found a cartoon
stuck in his ear.

450
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,701
We pulled it out.

451
00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:59,033
Then Wakko's eye hurt.

452
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:01,601
We found another cartoon
stuck in his eye.

453
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,968
Uh, we pulled it out.

454
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,634
Then Wakko got
a toothache.

455
00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:07,300
We found another cartoon
stuck in his mouth.

456
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,033
We pulled that one out
as well.

457
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,534
So, Wakko,
how do you feel now?

458
00:20:11,534 --> 00:20:14,667
Oh, my bottom hurts.

459
00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:18,200
Mwah!

460
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,367
Good night, everybody.

461
00:20:24,067 --> 00:20:26,067
[***]

462
00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:57,267
Wanna see me make bubbles
with my spit?

463
00:20:57,267 --> 00:20:58,534
Sure do.

464
00:20:58,534 --> 00:21:00,534
In fact, that's the theme
of our next show.

465
00:21:00,534 --> 00:21:02,701
So don't miss it.