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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

25
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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Where's Lon Chaney *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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[THUNDER CRASHES]

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I know we're not rabbits,

38
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but it's a Warner Bros.
tradition.

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So this
is Pencil-vania.

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Disgusting.

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Not as disgusting
as Willard Scott in a leotard.

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But anyway, according
to the map, we made it.

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Pencil-vania,
our homeland.

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As cartoon characters,
we were drawn.

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Ergo, Mom and Dad
must be pencils.

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So let's get the lead out
and find our family tree.

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[THUNDER CRASHES]

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Hope that wasn't it.

49
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On second thought,

50
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let's start
the search tomorrow.

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I'm tired.

52
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I'm hungry.

53
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I'm cute.

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Hey, I can't help it
if I'm cute.

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Now to find a place
to spend the night.

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[THUNDER CRASHES]

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Hey, there's a great place.

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[***]

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We're not that stupid.
We just know the plot.

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Come on.

61
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Ooh, it's so scary.

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[***]

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[***]

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Don't wait for me.

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Ah, ignorant
little travelers.

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It's been many years since any
have come willingly to me.

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Who are you?

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BOTH:
We're the Warner brothers.

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And the Warner sister.

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I'm Yakko.

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Does Batman know you're
wearing his cape so badly?

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I'm Wakko.

73
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Mwah!

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Did you miss me, huh?

75
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Please.

76
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You're washing off
my Old Spice.

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And I'm Dot,

78
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but you may call me
Princess Angelina

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Contessa Louisa Francesca
Banana Fanna Bobesca III.

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Tee-hee.

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[***]

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I get this from guys
all the time.

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Snap out of it!

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[CLEARS THROAT]

85
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I am Count Dracula.

86
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Didn't you used to teach math
on Sesame Street?

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Stop your silly chatter
and enter.

88
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The night is long,
and I hunger for company.

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[GROWLS]

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[***]

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[BANGING ON DOOR]

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DRACULA:
Let me in, you little weasels.

93
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That guy sure
dresses funny.

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This is Pencil-vania,
Wakko.

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He's probably Amish.

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I'll handle him.
I saw Witness twice.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Greetings, good Amish farmer.
How's it going with thee?

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Is there a place hither
where we may sleep yon?

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Impudent child.

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You can't make
a fool out of me.

102
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Well, you can't
blame a guy for tryin'.

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Puny mortals.

104
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Now witness the power
of the undead.

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[***]

106
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Neat trick.

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Hey, look at me.
I'm a bat too.

108
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You are not a bat.

109
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Oh, you're right.

110
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But this is.

111
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Oh, I'm not well.

112
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Good farmer, mayest we
see-eth our rooms now?

113
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Why, certainly.
Walketh this way.

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[***]

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[***]

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[GROWLING]

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You boys will be sleeping
in the, uh, Mary Poppins suite.

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It's very cozy.

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[GROWLING]

120
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Sounds like Howard Stern.

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Uh, yes, the plumbing is old.

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Now, nighty-night.

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Whew.

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Velcro.

125
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Here is your bedchamber,

126
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filled with the pretty stuff
of a young girl's dreams.

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[***]

128
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Nice decorating.

129
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Let me guess, Satan?

130
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Anyway, I'd like
to stay up and gab,

131
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but I'm feeling
just a wee bit sleepy.

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[SNORING]

133
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Hey, whatcha doing, mister?

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You gonna suck her blood?
Empty her tank?

135
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Turn her into one of your
legion of zombie vampires

136
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who live to do
your evil bidding?

137
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Or are you gonna make out
and play kissy face

138
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and hope your dad doesn't
butt in and ground you?

139
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Huh? How about it, mister?

140
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[HISSING]

141
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[YAWNS]

142
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[GROWLS]

143
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[GROWLS]

144
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[SQUEAKING]

145
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DOT:
Yoo-hoo!

146
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What do you think?

147
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Do they make me look
like Sheena Easton?

148
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Foolish little whelp.

149
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Now you will learn
the meaning of eternal slumber.

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Slumber?
As in slumber party?

151
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Let's!

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[***]

153
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[GASPS]

154
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Know any dreamy guys?

155
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Tell us.

156
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Oh, please, please.

157
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Let's play with makeup.

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[SMACKS]

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[SCREAMS]

160
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Get away from me,
you little monsters.

161
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DOT:
Wait!

162
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We were just about
to order pizza

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and tell ghost stories.

164
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[***]

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[PANTING]

166
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[YAWNS]

167
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Peace, at last.

168
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[SCREAMS]

169
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[COUGHING]

170
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Hast thou any
coffin drops?

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[GROANS]

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[GRUNTS]

173
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Hey, he's locked in.

174
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Oh, no.
He'll suffocate.

175
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[SIGHS]

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[SAW BUZZING]

177
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Hangeth on,
kind farmer.

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We shall
saveth thee.

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Oops.

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[GIGGLES]

181
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[ROARS]

182
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[GROWLING]

183
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Your lives here have ended.

184
00:10:03,334 --> 00:10:06,934
True, mister Amish man,
for we must check out.

185
00:10:06,934 --> 00:10:08,601
'Tis morning!

186
00:10:08,601 --> 00:10:10,200
[WHIMPERS]

187
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And me without my sun block.

188
00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:19,634
[PLAYS "REVEILLE"]

189
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Wakey wakey!

190
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Rise and shine.

191
00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:27,767
We'd like waffles
and a big cheese wheel

192
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for breakfast.

193
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[CROWS]

194
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,968
[GROWLS]

195
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[SCREAMING]

196
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YAKKO:
Boy.

197
00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:47,667
Who knew the Amish could have
such explosive tempers?

198
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,167
You know, Yakko,

199
00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:54,234
maybe this isn't
Pencil-vania after all.

200
00:10:54,234 --> 00:10:55,367
You're right,
Dot.

201
00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:57,701
We never should have
taken that left turn

202
00:10:57,701 --> 00:10:59,400
at Kennebunkport.

203
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,968
Come on.

204
00:11:02,033 --> 00:11:04,767
[***]

205
00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:09,734
Ahh.

206
00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:14,300
Pencil-vania, at last.
Homeland of our ancestors.

207
00:11:19,968 --> 00:11:20,968
[JABBERS]

208
00:11:20,968 --> 00:11:22,200
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

209
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,300
[SCREAMS]

210
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:28,033
This is Tasmania,
not Pencil-vania.

211
00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:35,968
Let's face it.
We need a new map.

212
00:11:38,901 --> 00:11:41,400
[***]

213
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,834
[***]

214
00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:48,367
[THUNDER CRASHING]

215
00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:55,033
Sweep on, you foowish
wittle villagers.

216
00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:58,434
You'll soon know the power
of Dr. Phrankenstein.

217
00:11:58,434 --> 00:12:00,234
Come, Mr. Squeak.

218
00:12:00,234 --> 00:12:02,567
It is time the world
met my watest cweation.

219
00:12:03,334 --> 00:12:05,701
[SQUEAKING]

220
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,400
In school,
they called me mad and insane.

221
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,634
They also called me
Old Hoppy Big Bottom.

222
00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:13,767
I wonder what that meant.

223
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:14,934
[CRASHES]

224
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,367
Hm, I must speak
to the cweaning people.

225
00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:19,200
They've overwaxed
the fwoors again.

226
00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:29,901
Up, Scout. Up.

227
00:12:29,901 --> 00:12:31,801
Good dog!

228
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,467
[GROWLS]

229
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,000
Pay attention, Scout.

230
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,467
I order you
to attack the village.

231
00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:42,968
Destroy it.
Walk all over it.

232
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:44,901
[BARKS]

233
00:12:44,901 --> 00:12:46,434
[LAUGHS]
[SQUEAKS]

234
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:48,567
Oh.

235
00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:53,267
No, not walkies.
I didn't say walkies.

236
00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:55,100
I said walk
over the village.

237
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:57,000
Oh, follow me.

238
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,868
[SQUEAKING]

239
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,100
[GROANS]
[GROANS]

240
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,434
See the village?

241
00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:09,801
I order you
to wipe it out.

242
00:13:09,801 --> 00:13:11,901
Now go.

243
00:13:11,901 --> 00:13:12,934
[GROWLS]

244
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:17,667
Soon the world will learn
to fear and obey me.

245
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,868
First I'll destroy
a small village,

246
00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:21,167
then a large village.

247
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:24,033
Then a small town,
then a large county seat.

248
00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:26,968
Then a midsize suburb,
with easy access

249
00:13:26,968 --> 00:13:28,834
to schools and shopping.

250
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:29,868
[LAUGHS]

251
00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:38,801
Oh, fudgie-poo!
A short circuit.

252
00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:40,467
Now I'll have
to replace his brain.

253
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:42,901
I couldn't just go out
and buy a monster dog

254
00:13:42,901 --> 00:13:44,968
that was covered
by a warranty. No.

255
00:13:44,968 --> 00:13:46,801
I had to be
Miss Do-It-Yourself

256
00:13:46,801 --> 00:13:47,801
and build my own.

257
00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:49,067
Argh.

258
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,801
[SQUEAKING]

259
00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:52,434
[CRASHES]

260
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:57,834
Great.

261
00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:59,133
We're all out
of dog brains.

262
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:01,534
I don't ask for much,
just one dog brain.

263
00:14:01,534 --> 00:14:04,868
That's all I want.
A solitary, simple dog brain.

264
00:14:04,868 --> 00:14:05,868
[CRASHES]

265
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,767
I hate being wet.

266
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:09,767
Yep, it's wet.

267
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:11,667
It's definitely
wet out here.

268
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,567
Uh, I'm sorry
I got us kicked out

269
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:15,000
of that count guy's home.

270
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,167
What was with
that bat fetish, anyway?

271
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,834
Don't know,
but he hates Italian food.

272
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,601
Definitely hates garlic.

273
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:25,334
If we find another house,
just follow my lead.

274
00:14:25,334 --> 00:14:27,501
[***]

275
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:32,033
* Let's try for two *

276
00:14:32,033 --> 00:14:34,434
* What's the sense
In stopping now? *

277
00:14:34,434 --> 00:14:38,267
* Just me and you *

278
00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:41,901
* We're the pros
With the know-how *

279
00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:45,167
* To get kicked out
Of every place *

280
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:48,033
* We've ever set a paw *

281
00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:50,834
* We're not through *

282
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:53,601
* Let's try for two *

283
00:14:57,434 --> 00:15:00,133
* Home, ahoy
Told you, boy *

284
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,901
* Follow my lead
Watch my ploy, Runt *

285
00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:06,434
* You gotta use your brain
And think *

286
00:15:06,434 --> 00:15:07,701
Let's get fed.

287
00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:09,167
* Give it a whirl *

288
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,267
Hurts my head.

289
00:15:10,267 --> 00:15:11,801
* Oh, Runt *

290
00:15:11,801 --> 00:15:14,801
* You gotta use your brain *

291
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,667
* Hot dog
Check it out *

292
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,067
* Santa sent me
Brains for Scout *

293
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:24,000
* Come on
Stay with Auntie Glory *

294
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,701
* Forever in my laboratory *

295
00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:28,033
* Watch my stuff *

296
00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,434
Let's begin.

297
00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:30,834
* Don't you bark or-- *

298
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,000
Track mud in?

299
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,334
* Hey, Runt *

300
00:15:33,334 --> 00:15:35,133
* You just
Used your brain *

301
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,467
Uh, def--
Who, me?

302
00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:39,267
*You just used
Your brain *

303
00:15:41,634 --> 00:15:44,167
The poor-cat-in-the-rain look.

304
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:45,767
It never fails.

305
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:48,734
[MEOWS]

306
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,767
My goodness.
A big wet doggie.

307
00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:58,133
Nice following of my lead.

308
00:16:01,234 --> 00:16:02,934
DR. PHRANKENSTEIN:
A big wet doggie.

309
00:16:02,934 --> 00:16:04,901
Just what
the mad scientist ordered.

310
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:11,634
I'm going to remove
your cerebral cortex

311
00:16:11,634 --> 00:16:14,434
and place it inside
a large monster's head.

312
00:16:14,434 --> 00:16:16,801
Doesn't that sound
like grand fun?

313
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,467
[BARKS]

314
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:22,767
I'd better
check on Runt.

315
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:25,367
A cat's work
is never done.

316
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:26,801
[SLURPS]

317
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,501
[SQUEAKS]

318
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:33,100
[CRASHES]

319
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,501
[***]

320
00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:39,234
What a nice human.

321
00:16:39,234 --> 00:16:41,100
She tied me to a little bed
so I won't fall off

322
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,834
when I take my nap.

323
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:43,968
I sure wish Rita was here.

324
00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:46,033
Definitely.
Yeah, I definitely do.

325
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:47,334
[***]

326
00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:50,200
* Standing in the lab
Watching dials twirl *

327
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,634
* You're lying on the slab
Let me give it a whirl *

328
00:16:53,634 --> 00:16:55,133
* Let me open a valve *

329
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:58,300
* I'm a hands-on kind of girl *

330
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:03,734
* Soon you'll be better
And raring to go *

331
00:17:03,734 --> 00:17:07,300
* I'll rule the world
From here to Kokomo *

332
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:11,801
* Call me insane
I'm a hands-on kind of dame *

333
00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:17,133
* Your cerebellum's
Great for my morale *

334
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:20,634
* 'Cause I'll be taking over
Right from this locale *

335
00:17:20,634 --> 00:17:25,868
* Thanks a bunch, pal
I'm a hands-on kind of gal *

336
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,000
* Cha, cha, cha *

337
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,067
[BARKS]

338
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:31,133
You liked my little song.

339
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,267
[BARKS]

340
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:35,067
[***]

341
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:38,334
What a surprise.
Runt in trouble.

342
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:43,567
Having fun?

343
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,868
Oh, hi, Rita.

344
00:17:44,868 --> 00:17:47,267
I've been having a nap
with a sheet and everything.

345
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,234
For $50 and a chance
for the Festiva,

346
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:53,634
how many brain cells
does a dog have?

347
00:17:53,634 --> 00:17:55,467
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

348
00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:57,634
Nine. Definitely nine.

349
00:17:57,634 --> 00:17:59,801
DR. PHRANKENSTEIN:
Here I come, puppy.

350
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,601
By the by, are you covered
by Blue Cross?

351
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:07,901
I have to know who to bill.

352
00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:09,901
[CACKLES]

353
00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:10,934
Oh!

354
00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:12,534
[GRUNTING]
Oh, a kitty.

355
00:18:12,534 --> 00:18:15,534
I suppose it wouldn't hurt
to have a cat brain on file.

356
00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:17,434
Speak for yourself, honey.

357
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:20,167
Oh!

358
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:21,901
[SCREAMS]

359
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:23,968
[SQUEALING]

360
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,534
[THUNDER CRASHES]

361
00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:35,801
[***]

362
00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:38,400
Arise, Scout! Catch them!

363
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,467
Don't let them escape!

364
00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:44,801
[SCREAMS]

365
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:49,000
RUNT:
I was definitely
in trouble, wasn't I?

366
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,467
RITA:
Good call.

367
00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,067
[HISSES]

368
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,534
[SQUEAKING]

369
00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,300
[CRASHES]

370
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:05,167
[***]

371
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:08,601
That's it, Mr. Squeak.
Get them.

372
00:19:08,601 --> 00:19:11,834
At least something
around here obeys me.

373
00:19:15,901 --> 00:19:18,100
[***]

374
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,267
[SQUEAKING]

375
00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:32,667
[CRASHES]

376
00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:39,634
Uh, Rita...

377
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:41,100
What should we do?

378
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:44,200
Maybe we should stay here
and take a nap?

379
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,534
Okay.

380
00:19:45,534 --> 00:19:46,534
Jump!

381
00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:00,567
[GROWLS]

382
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,434
Good doggie.

383
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:05,534
Uh, I'll get you
a nice wrecking ball.

384
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:06,701
[SCOUT BITING]

385
00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:08,601
[PHRANKENSTEIN WHIMPERING]

386
00:20:08,601 --> 00:20:10,567
PHRANKENSTEIN:
Heel. Heel.

387
00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:12,667
[BARKS]

388
00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:18,968
Origami, Mr. Squeak.

389
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,534
From now on,
I'll make little,

390
00:20:20,534 --> 00:20:23,834
fluttery paper animals
that can't hurt me.

391
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,033
[MOANS]

392
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,067
[SQUEAKS]

393
00:20:26,868 --> 00:20:29,267
[***]

394
00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:32,701
[BURPS]

395
00:20:32,701 --> 00:20:34,467
Can we jump off
the castle again?

396
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,868
That was fun.

397
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,434
I don't know what that human
wanted with you, Runt,

398
00:20:38,434 --> 00:20:41,100
but it couldn't have been
your brain.

399
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,067
Getting bounced
from two homes

400
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:46,868
in one night
is a new record for us.

401
00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:51,267
* Let's try for three *

402
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:54,000
* What's the sense
In stoppin' now? *

403
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,934
* Just you and me *

404
00:20:57,934 --> 00:21:01,234
* We're the pros
With the know-how *

405
00:21:01,234 --> 00:21:04,734
* To get kicked out
Of every place *

406
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:07,234
* We've ever set a paw *

407
00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:10,434
* Life's rent-free *

408
00:21:10,434 --> 00:21:13,968
*Let's try for three *

409
00:21:16,968 --> 00:21:20,200
Good idea, Rita.
Let's try for three.

410
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,300
Dogs. Go fig.

411
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,501
[***]

412
00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:31,334
[***]

413
00:22:04,434 --> 00:22:07,601
I still think they make me look
like Sheena Easton.