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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Here's the show's name-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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The Warner brothers?
What's to say?

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Put your hand in a bowl of nuts,
pull out three:

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that's the Warner brothers
and their sister, Dot.

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Nuts. Crazy.

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But these kids
knew from comedy.

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 We were all in vaudeville
 together on the same bill.

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 Me, Jack Benny, George Burns,
 the Warners and Milton Berle.

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Who, by the way,
didn't like the kids too much.

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Berle and Yakko
were always going at it.

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Yakko was always with the anvils
on Berle's head.

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 We'd hear a noise, we'd look,

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 and there was Berle
 with an anvil on his head.

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 I think it made him funnier.

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One time, Milton was on-stage
and Yakko said:

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"Come on,
let's go watch his act."

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So we all sat in the front row,
and I look over

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 and Jack Benny and Wakko

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 are making gooky faces
 at Berle.

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 Then Dot and George Burns
 start making the gas noises

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 and the things,

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and Berle didn't know
what to do.

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But the audience was howling,
it was so funny.

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And Yakko, with that razor wit.

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Berle says, "What are you guys
doing during my act?"

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Yakko looks at him
and says, "Helping."

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That's comedy.

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[***]

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NARRATOR:
 1930. Hollywood musicals
 take the world by storm.

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 That same year,
 the Warner brothers

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 make their very first
 all-musical sound cartoon.

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[***]

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[SIGHS]

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[MAKING KISSING NOISES]

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ALL:
Shh!

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FIRST ROW:
Ooh! Ooh! Ee! Ah!
Oh! Ooh! Oh! Ee!

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Oh! Ah! Ee! Ooh!
Ee! Ah! Oh! Ah!

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Ooh! Ooh! Ee! Ah!
Ooh! Oh! Oh!

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[HUFFING, THEN GROWLING]

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[GROWLING]

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[PROJECTOR CLICKING]

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[YELLS]

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[CLAMORING]

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[YELLING]

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[ALL GRUMBLING]

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[YELLS]

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Oh, Dot was precious.

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She was a real doll.

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And Wakko, the things that would
come out of his mouth.

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Lizards and cars
and tents and anvils.

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I've never seen
an audience laugh so hard.

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[LAUGHING]

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We were all in
the Ziegfeld Follies together.

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It's common knowledge
Milton Berle

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and Yakko didn't get along.

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MAN:
Yes, we already talked
about that with Sy Sykman.

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I won't go into that then.

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Anyway, after a show
at the Follies

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we would paint the town red.

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Really.

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 Wakko would have a paint can
 and paint everything red.

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 He was so cute.

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 At that time,
 Dot and Fannie Brice

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 were good, good pals.

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 They'd go around calling
 everyone "kid."

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 We'd go to the Algonquin
 after a show,

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 everybody was there.

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 I remember one night,
 Wakko lost his lunch

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 in Robert Benchley's hat.

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Anything for a laugh
with that kid.

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Did I mention that Milton Berle
didn't get along with Yakko?

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MAN:
Yes.

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I won't go into it then.

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[***]

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[SCREAMS]

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[SCREAMS]

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[GASPS, THEN SCREAMS]

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 Earth woman,
 I will eat your brains.

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WOMAN:
 No. Anything but my brains.

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 [WOMAN SCREAMING]

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[GULPS]

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I have to potty.
What?

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I have to potty.
What?

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I have to potty!

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ALL:
Shh!

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 [SCREAMS]

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I'll be right back.

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Let me know
if he eats her brains.

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WAKKO:
Potty emergency.
Potty emergency.

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Excuse me.

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Go around the other way.

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I have to potty!

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Thank you.

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Ohhh.

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[GASPS]

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Out of order?

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WOMAN:
Who are you? Get out!

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[WOMAN SCREAMS]

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[WOMEN SHOUTING]

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Potty, potty, potty.

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[GRUNTING]

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[HORN HONKS]

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[BELL RINGS]

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Yeah?

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Can I use
your bathroom?

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Bathroom's
for paying customers only.

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You gotta
buy something first.

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But I don't have
any money.

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Then you can't use
the bathroom!

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But it's
a potty emergency.

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Am-scray.

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Maybe later.

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Potty, potty, potty.

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Can I use your potty?
MAN 1: No!

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Potty emergency.
Potty emergency.

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Can I--?
WOMAN 1: Go away!

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May I--?
WOMAN 2: No!

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Can I--?
MAN 2: No!

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Do you mind--?
WOMAN 3: Out!

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Ooh, I have to potty.

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Try not to think about it,
Wakko.

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Just don't think
about it.

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[***]

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[GROANS]

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A gas station.

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[GRUNTING]

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MAN:
You need the key.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Potty, potty, potty, potty,
potty, potty, potty, potty.

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MAN:
Careful, I haven't cleaned it
in a year.

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[LAUGHING]

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[SCREAMING]

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[SCREAMING]

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I can't potty in there.

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It's disgusting.

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[GROANING]

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I know I've got a potty
in here someplace.

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[GRUNTING]

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[HORSE WHINNIES]

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Where are you, potty?
Here, potty.

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A potty.

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Huh?

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No.

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[GASPS]

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[***]

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[PANTING]

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[APPLAUSE]

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[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]

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[ALL GASP]

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[***]

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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

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[BOTH GASP]

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Oh, no.

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[BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

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[***]

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I'm gonna explode!

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[SCREAMING]

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 [WOMAN SCREAMING]

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[SCREAMING]

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Excuse me.
Potty emergency!

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Get out of our movie.
You're ruining everything.

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[SIGHS WITH RELIEF]

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[TOILET FLUSHES]

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Thank you.

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Ew, disgusting.

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He didn't even wash
his hands.

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Milton Berle didn't like Yakko.

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MAN:
Yes, we've talked
about that already.

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Oh, well, enough said then.

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The Warner brothers
and their sister Dot,

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they were the biggest things
to hit Hollywood.

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Bigger than Jacob Puntridge,
bigger than Sally Saucy.

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Big, big, big.

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 I remember they were discovered
 at Schwab's Pharmacy.

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 Wakko was eating a milk shake.

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 But I mean the whole thing.

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 The glass, the straw,
 everything.

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 One of the scouts
 for Warner Brothers was there

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 and before you could say
 "Sal Mineo,"

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 they got a big contract.

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Bigger than Berle ever got.

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He didn't like them.

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MAN:
Yes, we've heard.

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Anyway, these kids made
a few cartoons,

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 but the studio didn't know
 what to do with 'em.

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 Crazy they were.
 They made absolutely no sense.

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And then
when they pantsed Jimmy Cagney,

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somethin' had to be done.

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 Like chickens
 with their heads cut off.

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 Funny chickens,

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but too much for the studio.

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They locked them up
in that tower.

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I hadn't heard
about them in years.

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But now, what?

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They're out of the tower,
I hear.

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I hope Berle doesn't know.
He doesn't like them.

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[***]

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NARRATOR:
 Camelot,
 the most celebrated kingdom

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 in the history of Britain.

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 A kingdom of peace,
 prosperity and singing.

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[PLAYS NOTE
ON HARMONICA]

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* A happy place is Camelot *

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* We like to sing all day *

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* But we can't sing
The movie score *

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* Or else they'll make us pay *

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 And in this castle
 lives King Arthur

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 and his Knights
 of the Round Table.

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[SLURPING AND CHEWING]

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Oh, good knight,
please pass the ketchup!

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[CHUCKLES]

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 But one day, a great evil
 came upon the land.

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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Evil. Evil.

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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[ROARS]

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Fear not.

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We shall calm
the beast by singing.

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[PLAYS NOTE
ON HARMONICA]

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* Camelot *

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 King Arthur
 sent all his knights

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 to slay the dragon.

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[ALL SINGING]

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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My bravest knights...

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burnt to a crisp!

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Merlin! Merlin!

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It's magic.

260
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:11,601
Oh, great Merlin,

261
00:15:11,601 --> 00:15:15,300
use your powers to conjure up
a brave and powerful knight

262
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,501
to slay the dragon.

263
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:22,467
 Eye of newt, an ounce of Sprite
 Send to us a great big knight

264
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,334
It's magic.

265
00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:28,501
Honey,
we're home.

266
00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:30,734
Did you call for the bravest,
most daring knight

267
00:15:30,734 --> 00:15:31,834
in all the land?

268
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:32,834
Oh, yes.

269
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,234
Well, too bad,
you got us.

270
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,868
What a silly mix-up.

271
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,567
It's all right?
It's okay.

272
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,167
KING ARTHUR:
Please,

273
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:45,667
I beseech you,
slay the dragon!

274
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:48,734
I am but a coward,
I'm afraid.

275
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:51,267
Well, you're pretty brave
to wear those tights.

276
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:54,767
MAN:
Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!
Dragon...

277
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:57,467
Would someone stop that man
from yelling "dragon"?

278
00:15:57,467 --> 00:16:00,100
MAN:
Dragon! Dragon! Dra--

279
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:01,901
Thank you.

280
00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:05,734
[SCREAMS]

281
00:16:06,868 --> 00:16:09,400
Please, you must help me!

282
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,534
All right, but if you kiss me,
you're slaying your own dragon.

283
00:16:12,534 --> 00:16:15,033
Oh, thank you.

284
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,534
[SOBBING]

285
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,434
Maybe we should slay him.

286
00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:23,067
YAKKO:
Come. To the war room.

287
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:26,601
Where is the war room?

288
00:16:26,601 --> 00:16:28,567
Actually, we don't have
a war room.

289
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,834
You do now.

290
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:42,000
Through this door
are the greatest minds

291
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,300
of dragon-slaying.

292
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:46,200
By the way, you have
a run in your tights.
Where?

293
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,968
ALL:
* Monkeys always look *

294
00:16:47,968 --> 00:16:50,033
* Monkeys always look *
[GRUMBLES]

295
00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:53,868
[GASPS]

296
00:17:06,434 --> 00:17:08,767
The dragon has to be stopped.
We must attack.

297
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:11,100
And now, Dr. Yamamoto
will speak. You may begin.

298
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,200
This dragon is of great
scientific value.

299
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,200
It must be studied.

300
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,067
And now, Perry Mason.

301
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,167
I fear for all humanity.

302
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:24,000
On second thought, ah,
forget the war room.

303
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,100
YAKKO:
Well, looks like it's just us
against the dragon.

304
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:29,667
Head-to-head. Toe-to-toe.

305
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,133
* Grab your partner, do-si-do *

306
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,000
* Bow to your partners
Left and right *

307
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,868
* Now grab his arms
And fling him out of sight * 

308
00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:39,868
* Now promenade *

309
00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:40,868
[GRUMBLING]

310
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:43,100
Enough!
What about the dragon?

311
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,868
The dragon! The dragon!

312
00:17:44,868 --> 00:17:47,033
Would someone stop him
from yelling "dragon"?

313
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,834
The dragon! The dragon!
The dragon!

314
00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:54,100
Come, siblings,
we have a...

315
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,067
you-know-what to slay.

316
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,200
[***]

317
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:12,667
YAKKO:
Comedy. Dragon comedy.

318
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:16,734
The best dragon comedians
at all of Camelot, right here.

319
00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:20,000
Free peasant with every drink.
Oh, yes, right this way, sir.

320
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,200
Hm?

321
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:30,400
DOT:
And now,
dragons and dragettes,

322
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,567
the Camelot Comedy Cabaret
presents

323
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:34,901
the funniest dragon
in all of Camelot:

324
00:18:34,901 --> 00:18:37,400
Henny Dragon.

325
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,067
Ah-ha-ha.
Thank you. Thank you.

326
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:41,133
You're too kind.

327
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:43,234
Hey, how 'bout that lady
in the lake?

328
00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:45,801
I mean, how long
can she hold her breath?

329
00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:47,601
[PLAYS DRUM ROLL]

330
00:18:47,601 --> 00:18:49,367
[CHUCKLES]

331
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:52,234
Candy? Gum? Dynamite?

332
00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:55,501
On the house, sugar.

333
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:57,400
God bless you.

334
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,000
Don't mention it.

335
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,167
YAKKO:
And, hey, how 'bout
that King Arthur, huh?

336
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:03,267
You know, I'll never forget
the first time we met,

337
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,367
but I'm trying.

338
00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:05,934
[PLAYS DRUM ROLL]

339
00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:08,267
[LAUGHS]

340
00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:09,701
I'm slaying him.

341
00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:12,067
Hey, what's green
and stands in the corner?

342
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,300
A naughty frog.

343
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,801
[LAUGHING]

344
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,667
No, really.
You've been a great audience.

345
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,133
We're out of here.

346
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:29,434
Huh?

347
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,167
[LAUGHING]

348
00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:42,834
"Naughty frog." Narf!

349
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,267
[LAUGHS]

350
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,133
Hysterical, Pinky.

351
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,200
[GRUNTS]

352
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,133
Mice? But why?

353
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:52,267
We were trying
to destroy Camelot

354
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,701
in yet another attempt
to take over the world.

355
00:19:54,701 --> 00:19:57,534
Come, Pinky.
Back to the drawing board.

356
00:19:57,534 --> 00:20:00,434
"Stands in the corner.
Naughty frog."

357
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:01,667
[LAUGHS]

358
00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:05,968
ALL:
* They're dinky, they're Pinky
And the Brain *

359
00:20:05,968 --> 00:20:07,434
* Brain, Brain, Brain-- *

360
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,133
You've saved Camelot.

361
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,734
I can't thank you
enough!

362
00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:13,300
Well,
try anyway.

363
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,801
KING ARTHUR:
I knight thee, Sir Yaksalot,

364
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,267
Sir Waksalot,

365
00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:20,868
and Lady Dotsalot.

366
00:20:20,868 --> 00:20:23,200
They have slayed
the dragon.

367
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:27,801
CROWD:
The dragon! The dragon!
The dragon!

368
00:20:27,801 --> 00:20:30,367
Would someone stop these people
from yelling "dragon"?

369
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:31,367
CROWD:
The dra--

370
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:34,367
ALL:
Thank you.

371
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:40,167
[***]

372
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,367
ALL:
Goodbye, nurse.