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Good evening.

2
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I'm Yakko Warner,

3
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and I welcome you
to Disasterpiece Theater.

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[WHIRRING]

5
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[ROARING]

6
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Well, that's all
for today.

7
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And now,
an even bigger disaster,

8
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a show called Animaniacs.

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* It's time for Animaniacs *

10
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* And we're zany
to the max *

11
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* So just sit
back and relax *

12
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* You'll laugh
till you collapse *

13
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* We're Animaniacs *

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* Come join
the Warner brothers *

15
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* And the Warner
sister Dot *

16
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* Just for fun we run
around the Warner movie lot *

17
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* They lock us
in the tower *

18
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* Whenever we get caught 

19
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* But we break loose
and then vamoose *

20
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* And now you know
the plot *

21
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* We're Animaniacs *

22
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* Dot is cute,
and Yakko yaks *

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* Wakko packs away
the snacks *

24
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* While Bill Clinton
plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* Meet Pinky and the Brain 

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* who want to rule
the universe *

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* Good feathers
flock together *

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* Slappy whacks 'em
with her purse *

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* Buttons chases Mindy 

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* While Rita sings a verse 

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* The writers flipped,
we have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? 

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have play or pay
contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
in our slacks *

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* We're animanie *

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* Totally insaney 

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*Oh, urbaney *

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* Animaniacs! 

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* Those are the facts 

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.

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[YAWNS]

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WOMAN: Aah!

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My diamond!
My diamond!

47
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Which one?

48
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The magnif-ick-icant
Acme diamond
that I was wearing.

49
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I've been rob-bed.

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[SOBBING]

51
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Don't worry,
my little dewdrop.

52
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We'll find your diamond.

53
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For the thief must be
on this very ship!

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Ohh! Not in first class,
I hope!

55
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[KNOCKING]

56
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They have come back
for matching earrings!

57
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Please, it is I,
your porter.

58
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I heard a scream,
like this--

59
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Aah!

60
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It was my wife.

61
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A thief has stolen
a diamond

62
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from my fragile Marita.

63
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I have been rob-bed.

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You're in luck
mademoiselle madame,

65
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for onboard
this very ship

66
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is the greatest
detective of all time.

67
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You mean...

68
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Uh, just
one more question--

69
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No, actually,
I mean the great--

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Hercule Yakko.

71
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May I introduce
my assistants?

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Dr. Wakko
and Number One Sister.

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* We'll investigate,
collaborate *

74
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* Red herrings
we'll eliminate *

75
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* We'll solve
this mystery for you *

76
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* Although we haven't
got a clue *

77
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Are you an inspector
of the yard?

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Not if you have a dog.

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[SOBBING]
Oh! Can you help us,
Monsieur Yakko?

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Can you?! Can you?!

81
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Dr. Wakko, give this
woman something
to calm her down.

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Aah!

83
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Oof.

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You can rest assured

85
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that I am this close
to solving the crime.

86
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But, monsieur,

87
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you don't know
what the crime is.

88
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Details, details.

89
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Number One Sister,
dust for prints.

90
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Dr. Wakko, it could
be a long night.

91
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Better order
some pizzas.

92
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I'd like 42 pizzas,
6 with no crust.

93
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Now, do you have
any enemies?

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BOTH: No.

95
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Do you have
any creditors?

96
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BOTH: No.
Well then...

97
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Do you have any requests?

98
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Thank you so much.

99
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* Way down, Jack 

100
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* Upon the Nile River,
Jack *

101
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I found Prince.

102
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No, no, no.
Fingerprints.

103
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I don't think so.

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[SPLASH]

105
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Now, tell me exactly
what happened.

106
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My diamond was stolen!

107
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And I heard a
scream, like this--

108
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Aah!

109
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I see.
Did you get all that?

110
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Her diamond was stolen,

111
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and then there was
a scream like this--

112
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Aah!

113
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No, it was more
like this--

114
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Aah!

115
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I see.
Like this--

116
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Aah!

117
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Yes.

118
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That's when
I realized

119
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that I had
been rob-bed.

120
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And which one
are you, Rob or Ed?

121
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[KNOCK]

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[GASPS]
[GASPS]

123
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Quick! Everyone give me
your wallets,

124
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your money,
your valuables.

125
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Do you think
it's the thief?

126
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No, I think
it's the pizza.

127
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[SQUAWKS]

128
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He was odd.

129
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He was strange.

130
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He was a chicken,
I tell you.

131
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A giant chicken!

132
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We must search
for the thief.

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Bring out the hounds.

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[BARKING]

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[BARKING]

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[BARKING]

137
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Follow this scent.

138
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[SNIFFS]

139
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[DOGS BARKING]

140
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Mush! Mush!

141
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[SNIFFS]

142
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That was pointless.

143
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It is time to question
the other passengers.

144
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I'd like you all
to wait for me
in the stateroom

145
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Dr. Wakko, I want you
to search the room

146
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and put all the clues
in this bag.

147
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What?

148
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I am Hercule Yakko,
a sleuth.

149
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Yeah? Well, I'm
Slappy Squirrel, asleep.

150
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There's been
a robbery onboard.

151
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Have you seen
anything strange?

152
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I saw Wally Gators
slam dance with a smurf.

153
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That strange enough
for you?

154
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Did you hear a scream?

155
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Like this?

156
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Aah!

157
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Yes.
No.

158
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WOMAN: Who is it?

159
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Good evening.

160
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I'm...in love.

161
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I'll handle this.

162
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There's been a--Gah!

163
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BOTH: Hello, nurse.

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Boys.

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No control.

166
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Anyway, have you
seen this diamond?

167
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Ooga!

168
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Ooga!

169
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It's hard being
the strong one.

170
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Hi, babe.

171
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Hello, nurse!

172
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Yes?

173
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Did you steal
a big diamond?

174
00:07:57,934 --> 00:08:00,901
No. We are Swiss hikers
on holiday.

175
00:08:00,934 --> 00:08:03,367
Look at me, Brain,
I'm Heidi.

176
00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,667
Yodel-lay-ee-narf!

177
00:08:08,067 --> 00:08:09,434
Monsieur Yakko.

178
00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:11,167
Any luck?

179
00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,334
There's only one person
onboard this ship

180
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who could've taken
that diamond.

181
00:08:14,701 --> 00:08:17,000
Unfortunately, I have
no idea who that is.

182
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[SOBBING]

183
00:08:22,868 --> 00:08:25,267
I know the location
of the diamond.

184
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Assemble all the passengers
in the stateroom.

185
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Oof.

186
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Heh Heh.

187
00:08:36,033 --> 00:08:38,601
I see, it's that night
at the opera bit.

188
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Funny bit.
Heh Heh Heh. Uh.

189
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You're probably
all wondering

190
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why I called you here.

191
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ALL: To reveal the thief?

192
00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:50,200
No, it's because
you can't play charades

193
00:08:50,234 --> 00:08:51,501
with 3 people.

194
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That's it.

195
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I'm going
back to bed.

196
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,400
So am I.

197
00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:56,934
I didn't take
the diamond.

198
00:08:56,968 --> 00:08:58,901
I also am innocent.

199
00:08:58,934 --> 00:09:00,801
Oh, I may
have done it.

200
00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:03,767
I walk in my sleep,
you know.

201
00:09:03,801 --> 00:09:06,634
In fact, none of you
stole the diamond.

202
00:09:07,901 --> 00:09:09,400
That is outrageous!

203
00:09:09,434 --> 00:09:10,601
You fraud!

204
00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:11,667
You sham!

205
00:09:11,701 --> 00:09:13,200
Calling us liars!

206
00:09:13,234 --> 00:09:14,567
[SOBBING]

207
00:09:14,601 --> 00:09:17,167
You said you'd get
to the bottom of this.

208
00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,467
My friends,
the diamond is here,

209
00:09:19,501 --> 00:09:22,200
and we're gonna turn
this room upside down
to prove it.

210
00:09:22,234 --> 00:09:23,567
Siblings.

211
00:09:31,767 --> 00:09:32,901
Aha!

212
00:09:32,934 --> 00:09:34,934
I found it!

213
00:09:37,801 --> 00:09:39,267
Madame, you were sitting

214
00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:42,334
on the diamond
the whole time!

215
00:09:42,367 --> 00:09:44,267
I told you I'd get
to the bottom of this.

216
00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,767
* Like Abbott and Costello 

217
00:09:49,801 --> 00:09:51,234
* Like Sonny and Cher 

218
00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:52,934
* Like Martin and Lewis 

219
00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,167
* They're a perfect pair *

220
00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,834
* Like Laurel and Hardy 

221
00:09:55,868 --> 00:09:57,067
* Like Fontanne and Lunt 

222
00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,634
* They're perfectly
mismatched *

223
00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:00,167
* They're Rita and Runt *

224
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,167
[NECK CRUNCHING]

225
00:10:22,601 --> 00:10:24,567
Welcome to Palm Springs.

226
00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:25,901
Are you sure?

227
00:10:25,934 --> 00:10:27,767
Course it's
Palm Springs.

228
00:10:33,534 --> 00:10:35,767
And if my calculations
are correct,

229
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:39,734
Sonny Bono's house
is right over
that sand dune.

230
00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:42,868
How come we're
visiting Sonny Bono,
Rita?

231
00:10:42,901 --> 00:10:44,300
Huh? How come?
How come?

232
00:10:44,334 --> 00:10:47,601
Because he's rich,
and he likes strays.

233
00:10:47,634 --> 00:10:48,701
Yep, that's you and me.

234
00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:50,934
Definitely a couple
of old stray dogs.

235
00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:52,767
If you don't tell him,
I won't.

236
00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:58,100
Whoa!

237
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:15,234
RITA: I guess those
royalties from I Got
 You, Babe paid off.

238
00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,534
Charge!
Charge!

239
00:11:18,567 --> 00:11:20,167
Aah!
Aah!

240
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:27,400
Sonny, is this
really necessary?

241
00:11:27,434 --> 00:11:29,400
[GROWLING]

242
00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,400
[ALL GASP]

243
00:11:33,434 --> 00:11:35,167
ALL: We're not worthy.

244
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,901
We're not worthy.

245
00:11:36,934 --> 00:11:39,601
Not bad behavior
for humans.

246
00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:48,267
What about this kitty,
my queen?

247
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:54,100
No! None of these
cats are good enough
to accompany us

248
00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:57,133
to the harvest festival,
feast, and luau.

249
00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:59,834
Mark Antony,
do something.

250
00:11:59,868 --> 00:12:02,400
I should spank you all.

251
00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:05,033
[SIGHS]

252
00:12:06,534 --> 00:12:09,567
How about this one,
my darling Cleopatra?

253
00:12:09,601 --> 00:12:11,634
What a cluck you are!

254
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,868
That's the worst cat
of all!

255
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,000
[CAT HISSES]

256
00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:17,734
Ohh.

257
00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:19,467
My flower of the desert,

258
00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:21,868
my reason for continuing
to breathe,

259
00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:24,934
there is not a single
pussycat in all of Egypt
that you liked.

260
00:12:24,968 --> 00:12:26,968
What can I do?

261
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,968
Sing me
a wittle songy, hmm?

262
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,167
Sing!

263
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:35,434
* Who's afraid
of Cleopatra, Cleopatra,
Cleopatra? *

264
00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:37,367
* Who's afraid
of Cleopatra? *

265
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,200
* Tra la la la la la 

266
00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:40,601
Everybody!

267
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:43,400
Ha ha ha!

268
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,834
Your royal highness,

269
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:52,200
this cat was found
outside the palace wall.

270
00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:59,634
Oh! It is surely
a gift from the gods.

271
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:02,067
[PURRING]

272
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,968
[BARKING]

273
00:13:05,601 --> 00:13:09,100
Mark Antony, take
this filthy dog away.

274
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,834
He's bothering
my wonderful goddess.

275
00:13:11,868 --> 00:13:13,234
Come on, boy.

276
00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:15,334
You want to work in
the hot blistering sun

277
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,267
and help build a huge,
stone temple

278
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,000
to Cleopatra
and her new kitty?

279
00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:20,534
[BARKING]

280
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:28,100
Smelt. My fav.

281
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,601
Uhh.

282
00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:50,434
Ohh!
Uhh!

283
00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:53,367
Gee, I hope Rita's
having this much fun.

284
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,033
[PURRING]

285
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:02,934
Being a goddess
ain't half bad.

286
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:12,400
* Oh, you kid 

287
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:16,767
* You got it made
'neath the great pyramid *

288
00:14:17,868 --> 00:14:21,334
* Gotta say I like
this lifestyle *

289
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:25,901
* Talkin' 'bout my home
on the muddy Nile *

290
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:28,701
* Call me greedy 

291
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:33,434
* But give me more,
treat me like Queen Nefertiti *

292
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:37,701
* Build me a palace
fit for Ramses II *

293
00:14:37,734 --> 00:14:42,701
* I bet you'd rather be
me than you *

294
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,434
* Oh, I can't fuss *

295
00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:52,300
* No longer
on a lonely exodus *

296
00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:56,234
* Gotta tell ya
that I'm satisfied *

297
00:14:56,267 --> 00:15:01,033
* All wrapped up in love
like I was mummified *

298
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,434
* All wrapped up in love 

299
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:07,267
* Bra doot da doot
da doot doo dah *

300
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:12,601
* Like I was mummified 

301
00:15:16,801 --> 00:15:18,067
Did you sing a song?

302
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,434
I like it
when you sing songs.

303
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,968
Why me?

304
00:15:28,868 --> 00:15:31,334
Living with Sonny Bono
sure is good, Rita.

305
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:33,434
You're smart,
definitely smart.

306
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:34,667
Uh-huh.

307
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,000
So today I had a bunch
of these boulders

308
00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:38,000
strapped to my back.

309
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:39,868
It was good.
Really, really good.

310
00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:41,267
Hey!

311
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,334
What do you say we relax
and go to sleep?

312
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:46,968
[SNORES]

313
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,968
[SNORES]

314
00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:53,234
What are
you going to do?

315
00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:13,801
I love pretty pictures.

316
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,400
Yeah, I do, I--I do.

317
00:16:21,234 --> 00:16:23,667
When you're a member
of the royal family,

318
00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:25,734
you make public appearances.

319
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,868
It keeps the rabble in line.

320
00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:41,100
Oh, gods of harvest,

321
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:45,133
we offer you a sacrifice
to the eternal flame!

322
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,133
[CROWD CHEERING]

323
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:01,067
Rita sure is a pretty dog.

324
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:09,234
[CROWD CHEERING]

325
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,167
Uh-oh.

326
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,968
[BARKING]

327
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:26,400
Whew. I heard
Palm Springs was hot,

328
00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:28,567
but, ugh, this
is ridiculous.

329
00:17:29,601 --> 00:17:30,901
[BARKS]

330
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:36,634
Excuse me, Runt,
what are you doing?

331
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:39,133
[CROWD GRUMBLING]

332
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,834
[GASPS]

333
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:42,200
Saving your life.

334
00:17:42,234 --> 00:17:45,200
Yeah. Defi--definitely
saving your life.

335
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:46,767
Uh-huh.

336
00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:49,667
Runt, could we
get the lead out?

337
00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:04,334
Ok, so Sonny Bono
and his crowd

338
00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:07,033
turned out to be a little,
well, crackers,

339
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:10,167
but Vegas is
around here someplace.

340
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,601
We'll make a fortune
at the casinos!

341
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:16,367
Hey, after today,
I'm feeling mighty lucky.

342
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,634
Don't worry,
she's a good little dog
deep down inside.

343
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:35,534
NARRATOR: And now,
the Warner Brothers
in a scene

344
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:38,300
from William Shakespeare's
 A Midsummer Night's Dream,

345
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,167
translated for those viewers
who, like Yakko,

346
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,667
have no idea
what he's saying.

347
00:18:43,701 --> 00:18:45,133
Hmm!
Heh heh heh.

348
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,868
If we shadows
have offended,

349
00:18:46,901 --> 00:18:49,334
think but this
and all is mended.

350
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:51,734
If the actors in our show
made you mad,

351
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,701
it'll be OK if you
look at it this way...

352
00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:55,534
That you have
but slumbered here

353
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,133
while these visions
did appear.

354
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:58,767
You feel asleep
on your butt

355
00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:00,234
and dreamed
the whole thing.

356
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:02,467
And this weak
and idle theme,

357
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:04,434
no more yielding
but a dream.

358
00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:05,834
There is a hole
in the plot

359
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:06,934
you could drive
a truck through.

360
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,801
Gentles,
do not reprehend.

361
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:18,534
Honeys, don't blame us,
you could be watching Oprah.

362
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,267
If you pardon,
we will mend.

363
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,033
But we're sorry,
and we promise

364
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:23,901
our next show will be
full of funny skits.

365
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,767
Hello, Pixie.

366
00:19:30,467 --> 00:19:33,167
And, as I am
an honest Puck...

367
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,701
I'm not touching that one.

368
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:36,367
If we have
unearned luck,

369
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,968
now to escape
the serpent's tongue.

370
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,334
What he said.

371
00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:41,400
We will make
amends 'ere long.

372
00:19:41,434 --> 00:19:43,501
We'll buy you
foot long hot dogs!

373
00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:45,167
Else the Puck
a liar call,

374
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,300
so good night
unto you all.

375
00:19:47,334 --> 00:19:48,300
Mwah!

376
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:50,033
Good night everybody!

377
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:52,501
Give me your hands
if we be friends.

378
00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:54,267
Applaud if you like us.

379
00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:07,734
And Robin shall
restore amends.

380
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,634
And the Boy Wonder
will save us.

381
00:20:16,634 --> 00:20:20,200
Oh, what fools
these Warners be!

382
00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:27,567
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.

383
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,567
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--

384
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,467
Set 3 extra places.

385
00:21:01,501 --> 00:21:03,634
ALL: We're coming
over for dinner.

386
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:06,567
Except I'm allergic
to anything
with lactose in it.