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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *

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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *

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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *

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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *

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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *

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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT 

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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *

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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT 

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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *

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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* DOT IS CUTE 

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* AND YAKKO YAKS 

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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *

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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *

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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *

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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *

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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY 

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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 

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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *

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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *

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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y 

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* THE RAIN
IN SPAINEY *

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* ANIMANIACS 

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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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[WAKKO]
HEY, LET'S GET
SOME ICE CREAM.

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HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

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"PISTACHIO
ALMOND FRUIT FUDGE
BUTTERSCOTCH DELIGHT."

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"INGREDIENTS--"

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* GRADE "A" MILK
EMULSIFIED *

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* MALTO-DEXTRIN
ALKALIDE *

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* SILICON
DEOXYLITE *

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* LOTS OF SUGAR 

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* HEY, ALL RIGHT 

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* CALCIFIED
SYNTHETIC SALT *

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* ARTIFICIAL
BARLEY MALT *

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* GLYCERINE
AND ASPARTATE *

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* FOLIC ACID 

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* THAT TASTES GREAT 

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* MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE 

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* DEHYDRATED CALCEINATE 

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* SOYBEAN OIL, BUTTER FAT 

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* CARAMEL CENTER 

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* I'LL EAT THAT *

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* HOORAY FOR SUGAR
'CAUSE WE LOVE IT *

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* CHOCOLATE CHIPS,
WE WANT MORE OF IT *

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* CAKES AND ICE CREAM,
WATCH US SHOVE IT *

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* DOWN OUR THROATS
REAL FAST *

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* HERE'S A CANDY BAR,
YA TRIED IT? *

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* HEY, LET'S ALL SEE
WHAT'S INSIDE IT *

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* GELATINIZED
TRIGLYCERINE *

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* PHOSPHATE SOYBEAN
LECITHIN *

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* DEOXYLITE
TRISILICON *

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* DIPPED
IN CHOCOLATE *

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* BRING IT ON 

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* CITRUS ENZYMES, BHT 

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* POWDERED MILK 

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* SOUNDS GOOD
TO ME *

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* BAKING SODA, CAROB GUM 

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* CARBOHYDRATES 

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* YUMMY, YUM 

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* MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE 

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* ZINC DISODIUM ALGENATE 

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* WHOLE GRAIN FLOUR,
YEAST, AND FAT *

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* TIME TO EAT IT,
I'LL DO THAT *

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* WE LIKE SWEETS A LOT 

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* SO GIVE US ALL YOU GOT 

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* AND WE'LL STUFF 'EM
IN OUR BODIES *

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* TILL THEY MAKE
OUR INSIDES ROT **

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TELL ME WHAT'S
TROUBLING YOU, YAKKO.

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I THINK I CAN SEE
INTO THE FUTURE.

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INTO THE FUTURE?
WHEN DID THIS START?

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NEXT MONDAY.

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WAIT! I'M BEGINNING
TO GET A VISION.

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WHAT DO YOU SEE?

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THE NEXT CARTOON.

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BUTTONS!

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OH, BUTTONS!

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HA HA HA!

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SILLY PUPPY.

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[TOUR GUIDE]
WE ARE ENTERING
THE BRAZILIAN RAIN FOREST,

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SOURCE OF MORE THAN 1/3
OF THE WORLD'S OXYGEN

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AND HOME TO THOUSANDS
OF SPECIES OF MAMMALS,

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INSECTS, REPTILES,
AND BIRDS,

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MANY OF THEM ENDANGERED.

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STAND BACK
FROM THE RAILINGS.

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I DON'T WANT YOU
GETTING WET.

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O.K., LADY.

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CALL ME MOTHER,

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CALL ME MOMMY
OR MOM,

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BUT DON'T
CALL ME LADY.

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O.K., LADY.

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YOU, TOO. NOTHING WORSE
THAN A WET DOG.

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GOOD BOY.

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STAY DRY AND THERE
WILL BE A TREAT
FOR YOU.

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MORE THAN 5,000 ACRES
OF JUNGLE

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ARE CUT DOWN EVERY DAY.

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UNLESS STOPPED SOON,
THE DESTRUCTION
OF THE RAIN FOREST

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WILL CAUSE
IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE

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TO THE EARTH'S ECOSPHERE.

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BUTTERFLY,
PRETTY BUTTERFLY.

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[WHIMPERING]

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AS WE CONTINUE
DOWN THE RIVER,

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WE FIND THE AMAZON

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IS ALSO HOME
TO VARIED SPECIES OF FISH,

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LIKE THE PERNICIOUS,
FLESH-EATING PIRANHA.

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[CHEWING]

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BUTTERFLY,

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PRETTY BUTTERFLY.

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[CRUNCH]

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[YELPS]

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[BARKING]

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[CHAIN SAW STARTS]

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[GIGGLING]

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BUTTERFLY.

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BUTTERFLY, BUTTERFLY.

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FLY, FLY, FLY,

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LITTLE BUTTERFLY.

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[SNIFFING]

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[ARF ARF]

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OOH, COME BACK, BUTTERFLY.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

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WHEE!

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SILLY BUTTONS.

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[BARKING]

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WHEE!

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[WHIMPERING]

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[TRAIN SIGNAL DINGING]

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AS WE LEAVE,
IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE AWARE

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OF HOW FRAGILE
OUR ENVIRONMENT IS.

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REMEMBER, A RAIN FOREST
IS A LIVING THING.

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BUTTERFLY, COME BACK.

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00:11:02,234 --> 00:11:05,033
HELLO, MR. BUTTERFLY.

146
00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:08,000
AND, FINALLY,
WE END OUR TOUR

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WITH THE WORLD'S
HIGHEST WATERFALL.

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STEP BACK, DARLING.

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YOU DON'T WANT TO
GET WET.

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BYE-BYE.

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00:11:28,434 --> 00:11:30,934
SHAME ON YOU,
BUTTONS. BAD DOG.

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YOU GOT MINDY
ALL WET.

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WELL, NO TREAT
FOR YOU.

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[MOANS]

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IT'S O.K.
I LOVE YOU.
BYE-BYE.

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ALL RIGHT, KIDDIES.

157
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOUR DRAWINGS
SAY ABOUT YOU. DOT.

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I DREW A PICTURE
OF THE EIFFEL TOWER
IN ITALY.

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THERE'S NO EIFFEL TOWER
IN ITALY.

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EXACTLY.

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00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,801
WAKKO, WHAT HAVE YOU DRAWN?

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00:12:00,801 --> 00:12:02,634
IT'S A COW
EATING GRASS.

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WHERE IS THE GRASS?

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THE COW ATE IT.

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00:12:05,634 --> 00:12:07,200
WHERE IS THE COW?

166
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,234
HE'S NOT GOING TO
STICK AROUND

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00:12:09,234 --> 00:12:12,167
IF THERE'S NO MORE
GRASS TO EAT.

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00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:14,934
LET'S SEE YOURS, YAKKO.

169
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,434
IT'S A CARTOON.

170
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AAH!
THERE'S NOTHING THERE!

171
00:12:17,968 --> 00:12:19,367
THAT'S NOT A CARTOON!

172
00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:22,934
SURE IT IS.
IT JUST HASN'T
STARTED YET.

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[SQUIT]
 WHEN YOU'RE A GOODFEATHER,

174
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,467
 IT'S LIKE BEING
 IN A FAMILY.

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 PUTTING FOOD ON THE TABLE
 IS A MATTER OF HONOR...

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 BUT SOMETIMES
 IT'S A LOT OF PAIN

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 FOR NOT MUCH GAIN.

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LOOK AT ME!
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

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HEY, GIVE ME THAT,

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00:13:01,801 --> 00:13:04,334
YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING
NOBODY BIRD!

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[SCREAMING]

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00:13:27,234 --> 00:13:29,234
YOU O.K.? YOU LOOK DIZZY.

183
00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:30,734
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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00:13:30,734 --> 00:13:33,300
I JUST SAID
YOU LOOKED DIZZY.

185
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:36,234
YOU SAYING
I'M SOME DIM-WITTED
BLOND BOMBSHELL

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00:13:36,234 --> 00:13:37,734
HERE
TO TITILLATE YOU?

187
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,367
I JUST THOUGHT
YOU LOOKED DIZZY.

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THAT'S IT!

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00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:46,434
 LUCKY FOR US
 BOBBY ALWAYS CAME THROUGH

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00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,100
 WITH THE GOOD SCORES.

191
00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:54,934
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME
KIND OF A MANIAC?

192
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,767
HE WAS BUSTING MY BEAK.

193
00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:59,934
I OUGHT TO BEAK
THE BOTH OF YOUSE.

194
00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:02,868
I GOT A SCORE
ON THE EAST SIDE.

195
00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:03,868
A SCORE?

196
00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:06,033
WANT TO TELL
THE WHOLE WORLD?

197
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:07,400
WHAT DID I DO?

198
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,434
COME ON.

199
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,400
 IT WAS A SWEET SCORE,

200
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,467
 BUT IT WAS OUT
 OF OUR TERRITORY

201
00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:20,968
 ON THE GULLS' SIDE OF TOWN.

202
00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:26,067
WHY SHOULD
THEY SQUAWK?

203
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:28,033
WE'RE JUST
AFTER A MEAL.

204
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,534
THERE'S PLENTY
FOR EVERYBODY.

205
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:32,567
I DON'T SEE WHY
THEY GOT A PROBLEM.

206
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,067
WE'RE JUST
GOING TO EAT.

207
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:37,400
SOMEBODY'S GOT
A PROBLEM, I'LL
GIVE THEM A PROBLEM.

208
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,467
JUST DIG IN,
AND IF THEY START SQUAWKING,

209
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:42,434
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

210
00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:47,367
[GULLS SQUAWKING]

211
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,767
PIGEONS, YOU'RE OUT
OF YOUR LEAGUE.

212
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:58,267
YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE,

213
00:14:58,267 --> 00:15:00,000
YOU LITTLE RATS WITH WINGS.

214
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,434
YOU SQUAWKING TO ME?

215
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,934
SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE SQUAWKING TO ME.

216
00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:05,367
YOU SQUAWKING TO ME?

217
00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:06,934
TRYING TO SQUAWK TO ME?

218
00:15:10,934 --> 00:15:12,601
I'M SQUAWKING
TO YOU.

219
00:15:12,601 --> 00:15:13,901
WHO'S SQUAWKING TO ME?

220
00:15:13,901 --> 00:15:18,067
ME! I'M SAYING HELP!

221
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,834
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

222
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:28,067
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

223
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:30,267
I'M STUCK,
THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.

224
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:33,901
THINK THIS IS SOME KIND
OF A FASHION STATEMENT?

225
00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:36,400
YOU SOME KIND
OF A MANIAC?

226
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,968
I GO TO GRAB A BITE,

227
00:15:38,968 --> 00:15:40,801
NEXT THING I'M STUCK.

228
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:42,367
YOU GOING TO HELP ME?

229
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:43,834
YEAH, I'LL HELP YOU.

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00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,400
HEY!

231
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,400
WHOA!

232
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,033
NO!

233
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,300
AAH!

234
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:55,400
[LAUGHING]

235
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,334
[GAGGING]

236
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,501
SORRY, PESTO.

237
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:06,367
YOU'RE SORRY?
I'M DROWNING HERE.

238
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:09,367
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,
ESTHER WILLIAMS?

239
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:12,868
YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND
OF A MARK SPITZ?

240
00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:15,367
I KNOW HOW
TO GET HIM OUT.

241
00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:17,300
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

242
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,400
WHAT AM I, THE CABOOSE?

243
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,033
NOW WATCH ME
AND DO WHAT I DO.

244
00:16:37,234 --> 00:16:39,934
AAH!

245
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,400
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

246
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,968
THIS IS STARTING
TO UPSET ME.

247
00:16:46,968 --> 00:16:48,901
UPSET YOU?
I'M UPSETTING YOU?

248
00:16:48,901 --> 00:16:50,968
NO. THE SITUATION
UPSETS ME.

249
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,834
OH, AND I'M NOT
UPSET?

250
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:54,834
HOW ABOUT ME OVER HERE?

251
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,634
COME HERE.

252
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,033
ARE YOU FINISHED?

253
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:02,868
UH...I'M DONE, YEAH.

254
00:17:02,868 --> 00:17:05,367
GOOD. I GOT A PLAN.

255
00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:07,467
SHH...

256
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,300
WHAT IS THIS, A WEDDING?

257
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:20,367
WHAT AM I, A TIN CAN HERE?

258
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:22,534
SOMEBODY THROW SOME RICE
ALREADY.

259
00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:25,601
JUST OLD ON.
WHEN THE CABS TAKE OFF,

260
00:17:25,601 --> 00:17:27,534
THE RINGS STRETCH,
YOU'RE OUT.

261
00:17:27,534 --> 00:17:28,901
[ENGINE STARTS]

262
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:35,934
WHOA!

263
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:46,968
WHEN YOU GET STUCK,
YOU GET STUCK GOOD.

264
00:17:46,968 --> 00:17:49,567
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY THAT?

265
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:52,033
I MEAN YOU'RE STUCK,
YOU KNOW?

266
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,534
NO, I DON'T KNOW.

267
00:17:53,534 --> 00:17:56,801
YOU MEAN I'M LIKE
AN OLD PIECE OF GUM?

268
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:59,234
I'M LIKE SOMETHING
UNDER A CHAIR

269
00:17:59,234 --> 00:18:00,734
HERE TO DISGUST YOU?

270
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:02,734
IS THAT
WHAT YOU MEAN?

271
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:04,634
I JUST MEAN YOU'RE STUCK.

272
00:18:06,901 --> 00:18:08,033
THAT'S IT!

273
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:12,100
HEY, PESTO,
WHAT ARE YOU, A MANIAC?

274
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,167
WHOA!

275
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:14,667
PESTO!

276
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,968
GOOD, THIS IS GOOD.

277
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,434
NOW WE'RE ALL STUCK.

278
00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:26,434
I'M SORRY, BUT SQUIT
WAS BUSTING MY BEAK.

279
00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:28,367
[WOMAN]
I'D LIKE
THREE HOT DOGS.

280
00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:29,934
[VENDOR]
COMING RIGHT UP.

281
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,434
THAT'S IT.
BOTTA BINGO!

282
00:18:31,434 --> 00:18:33,701
THAT'S OUR TICKET
OUT OF HERE.

283
00:18:33,701 --> 00:18:35,767
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

284
00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,267
SHH. FOLLOW ME.

285
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:44,334
AND I'D LIKE THREE
SODAS WITH THAT.

286
00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:52,534
HERE YOU GO.

287
00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:55,434
AAH! PIGEONS!

288
00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:03,334
I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU,
THAT WAS AMAZING.

289
00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:04,901
YEAH, YEAH. LATER.

290
00:19:04,901 --> 00:19:07,834
NOW LET'S GET BACK
TO THAT SCORE.

291
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,300
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

292
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,934
LOOKS LIKE
WERE OUT OF LUCK.

293
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:16,467
YOU SAYING WE'RE LOSERS?

294
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:19,434
NO. I JUST SAID
WE'RE OUT OF LUCK.

295
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:22,467
LIKE WE'RE A BUNCH
OF DEFUNCT LEPRECHAUNS?

296
00:19:22,467 --> 00:19:25,367
WHAT? NO.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

297
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:27,868
YOU TWO
A COUPLE OF MANIACS?

298
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:29,400
WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?

299
00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:34,801
 MAYBE SOMEDAY
 OUR SHIP WILL COME IN.

300
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:45,100
 MEANTIME,
 BEING A GOODFEATHER
 ISN'T SO BAD.

301
00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:48,400
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.

302
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,400
TO FLOSS?

303
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,167
TO MAKE A GOOKIE?

304
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,501
NO. IT'S TIME TO LEARN
THE DAY'S LESSON.

305
00:19:53,501 --> 00:19:56,000
TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS,

306
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000
WE TURN TO
THE WHEEL OF MORALITY.

307
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,133
WHEEL OF MORALITY,
TURN, TURN, TURN,

308
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,734
TELL US THE LESSON
THAT WE SHOULD LEARN.

309
00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:07,334
MORAL NUMBER FOUR--
THE MORAL IS...

310
00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:10,000
THE ANSWER
IS BLOWING IN THE WIND,

311
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,601
EXCEPT IN NEW JERSEY

312
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,467
WHERE WHAT'S BLOWING
SMELLS FUNNY.

313
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:15,801
BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE.

314
00:20:15,801 --> 00:20:17,901
YES, WE'RE ALL DEEPLY MOVED.

315
00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:18,901
[WHISTLE]

316
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:20,567
YIKE!
YIKE!
YIKE!

317
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:31,367
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318
00:20:53,801 --> 00:20:57,200
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319
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,067
HEY, WARNER BROTHERS
AND THE WARNER SISTER,

320
00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:04,501
YOU'VE JUST COMPLETED
ANOTHER GREAT SHOW.

321
00:21:04,501 --> 00:21:07,601
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO NOW?

322
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,367
WE'RE GOING TO... SLEEP.

323
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:12,534
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