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 DATELINE HOLLYWOOD,
 1930,

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 THE WARNER BROS. STUDIO.

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 HERE AT THE STUDIO'S
 NEW ANIMATION DEPARTMENT,

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 ARTISTS TOIL ENDLESSLY TO
 CREATE CARTOON STARS,

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 ULTIMATELY CREATING
 THREE NEW CHARACTERS--

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 THE WARNER BROS.
 AND THEIR SISTER DOT.

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HELLO, NURSE!

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 UNFORTUNATELY
 THE WARNER KIDS

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 WERE TOTALLY
 OUT OF CONTROL.

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BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY!

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 THE TRIO RAN AMUCK
 THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO...

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 UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE.

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 THE WARNERS' FILMS,

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 WHICH MADE
 ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE,

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 WERE LOCKED
 IN THE STUDIO VAULT,

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 NEVER TO BE RELEASED.

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 AS FOR THE WARNERS
 THEMSELVES,

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 THEY WERE LOCKED
 IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER,

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 ALSO NEVER TO BE RELEASED.

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 PUBLICLY THE STUDIO
 HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE

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 OF THE WARNERS' EXISTENCE
 TO THIS VERY DAY,

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 WHEN THE WARNERS ESCAPED.

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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *

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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *

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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *

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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *

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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *

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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT 

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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *

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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT 

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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *

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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* DOT IS CUTE 

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* AND YAKKO YAKS 

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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *

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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *

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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *

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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *

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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY 

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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 

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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *

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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *

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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y 

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* HERE'S THE SHOW'S NAMEY *

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* ANIMANIACS 

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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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 IN THE BEGINNING,

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 GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS
 AND EARTH.

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 AND THE LORD CREATED
 THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

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 AND THERE HE PUT ADAM...

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 AND EVE.

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 AND THE LORD SAID...

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 EAT, EAT, EAT ALL THE FRUIT
 IN THIS GARDEN,

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 BUT...

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BUT?
BUT?

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 DON'T EAT THE APPLES,

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 FOR THEY GROW FROM
 THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE,

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 AND THOU SHALT
 NOT EAT THEM.

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 NOW, IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN

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 THERE LIVED
 A WILY OLD SERPENT.

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 HE WAS A SNAKE, ALL RIGHT,
 PURE AND EVIL.

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YOU MAKE IT SOUND
LIKE A BAD THING.

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 AND THIS SNEAKY SERPENT
 TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF

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 TO TEMPT ADAM AND EVE

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 INTO EATING
 THE FORBIDDEN APPLE.

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SO FOR EXTRA INSURANCE,

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MR. BIG PUT ME IN CHARGE
OF GUARDING THE APPLES.

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 SO STAY TUNED

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 FOR THE GARDEN OF EDEN'S
 FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS.

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THIS'LL BE A BLAST.

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[DOOR SLAMS]

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THIS WILL BE AS EASY
AS TAKING CANDY
FROM A BABY.

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[SLAPPY]
I DON'T THINK SO, PAL.

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A VERY BITTER,
MEAN BABY.

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[CRASH]

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AW, THAT SNAKE DOESN'T
HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON.

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HEY, IT'S
THE DAWN OF TIME.

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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT--
NEW JOKES?

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I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.

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FORE!

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EAT YOUR HEART OUT,
FUZZY ZOELLER.

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LOOK, DADDY, A SNAKE.

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SNAKIE GO DOWN
THE HOLE.

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YOU REMIND ME
OF A VERY YOUNG
SCRAPPY DO.

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AT LAST,
DIVINE INSPIRATION.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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THE BACK DOOR.

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GEE, I WONDER
WHO THAT MIGHT BE.

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THIS IS SAD.

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I CAME TO SAY
I'M SORRY.

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I WANT
TO MAKE UP.

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WHATEVER.

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[KNOCK KNOCK]

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SHOOT ME.

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PARDON. THERE SEEMS TO BE
SOMEONE AT MY FRONT DOOR.

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[KNOCK KNOCK]

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I'M COMING.
I'M COMING.

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OH, THANKS THERE.

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JUST THE MAILMAN.

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]

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HELLO.

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HEY, MR. SNAKE,
IT'S FOR YOU.

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OH, GOLLY, GOSH!

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WHO KNEW I WAS
AT THIS ADDRESS?

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HELLO.

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PTOO!

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COLONEL MUSTARD
DID IT IN THE KITCHEN.

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OR WAS IT MISS SCARLET?

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I BET THAT
HAD TO STING.

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[BOOM]

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BYE-BYE.

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OH!

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LOOK, ADAM, AN APPLE!

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YECCHH! A WORM!

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OW! OOH!

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HEY, WAIT A SECOND.

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HUZZAH, I'M SPARED,
SAVED, SAFE!

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THAT SILLY OLD SQUIRREL
ISN'T SQUADOO.

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[BOOM]

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NOW THAT'S COMEDY.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I'VE BEEN BUMPED

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FROM FIRST CLASS
TO COACH?

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I'M IVAN BLOSKI,
KING OF ACCOUNTING,

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SULTAN OF FINANCE,

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CROWN PRINCE
OF LONG COLUMNS
WITH TINY NUMBERS!

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SORRY. IT WAS
A COMPUTER ERROR.

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WE'LL REFUND YOU
THE DIFFERENCE.

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I'M GOING TO BUY
THIS AIRLINE

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JUST SO I CAN FIRE YOU,

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YOU...PAIR OF EYES, YOU!

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QUIT FAKING IT
AND GET A JOB!

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GANGWAY, YOU LOSERS!

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AAH!
OOF!
AAH!

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AAH!

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STEWARDESS,
I'M IVAN BLOSKI,

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AND I DEMAND PRIVACY.

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HAVE EVERYONE IN COACH
THROWN OFF THIS PLANE.

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OH, BUT, SIR,
WE CAN'T DO THAT.

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THEN ESCORT ME
TO MY SEAT AT ONCE.

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OUT OF MY WAY!

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STEP ASIDE!

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GET A LIFE,
YOU LOSERS!

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AAH!

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I'LL NEED
A PILLOW, A BLANKET,

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AND 15 BAGS
OF HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS.

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PRONTO!

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AHH.

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NOW FOR A RELAXING FLIGHT.

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BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY!

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[IMITATING
AIRPLANE]

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[IMITATING
MACHINE GUN]

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BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY!

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[IMITATING
AIRPLANE]

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HI, MISTER.

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THIS IS OUR
FIRST TRIP
ON A PLANE.

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WE'LL BE
SEAT MATES

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FOR THE NEXT
17 HOURS.

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WANT SOME OF MY
MAYONNAISE MUFFIN?

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ECH! NO!

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GO AWAY,
YOU HORRIBLE CHILD.

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HOW'S ABOUTS
A KISS?

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ECHH.

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MOVE IT!

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WHERE'D YOU
LEARN TO FLY?

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[HORNS HONKING]

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 WELCOME TO AIR PACIFIC,
 THE JOLLY AIRLINE.

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 OUR DELUXE 757
 IS EQUIPPED

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 WITH A NUMBER
 OF SAFETY FEATURES TO USE

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 IN CASE OF EMERGENCY,

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 SUCH AS OUR
 FUEL TANKS EXPLODE

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 AND WE CRASH
 LIKE A FIERY BALL
 INTO THE SEA.

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NEATO!
COOL!
FABOO!

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 PLEASE NOTE
 THE AIR DISCOMFORT BAGS

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 IN YOUR SEAT FRONT.

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HEY, MISTER,
WHAT'S THIS?

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A VOMIT BAG.

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OH, POO!

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I GOT GYPPED.

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THERE'S NONE IN HERE.

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 YOU'LL FIND LIFE JACKETS
 UNDER YOUR SEATS.

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 IN A WATER LANDING,

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 THEY'LL KEEP YOU AFLOAT

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 UNLESS YOU'RE
 SEIZED BY A GIANT SQUID

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 AND DRAGGED SCREAMING
 BENEATH THE WAVES.

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THIS REALLY
ISN'T MY COLOR.

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I'M A WINTER. HEE HEE.

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O.K., EVERYONE,
LIFE JACKET TEST.

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SHH!

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SSHHHHHHH!

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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?

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YOU HAVE
A SLOW LEAK?

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[HORNS HONKING]

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 SHOULD CABIN PRESSURE
 SUDDENLY DROP

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 FROM A CARGO HATCH

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00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:35,701
 BLOWING OUT
 INTO THIN AIR,

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 OXYGEN MASKS
 WILL DROP DOWN.

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DON'T PLAY WITH MY MASK.

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OH, YOU GOT DIBS?

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NO PROBLEM.
IT'S ALL YOURS.

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 AND PLEASE MAKE SURE

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 YOUR SEAT BELTS
 ARE SECURELY FASTENED.

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00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:05,868
THERE.

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00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,400
ALL READY
FOR TAKEOFF.

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LEAVE ME ALONE!

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00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,033
 THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING
 AIR PACIFIC.

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 YOU HAVE WELL OVER
 A 40% CHANCE

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 OF LANDING SAFELY.

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 ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT.

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00:13:31,634 --> 00:13:34,133
AND STOP MAKING
THOSE STUPID FACES!

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WHAT KIND OF FACES
ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO MAKE?

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QUIET FACES.

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JUST SIT THERE LIKE
MUTE LITTLE CHILDREN.

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HEY, MISTER,
WHAT'S THIS?

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THAT'S FOR EATING.

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[GULP]

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DELICIOUS!

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00:14:00,234 --> 00:14:01,234
[BURP]

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00:14:01,234 --> 00:14:02,167
ECCH.

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00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,834
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

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00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,400
BLOSKI HERE.

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00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,834
I'VE GOT THE MOST
DREAMY NEWS.

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00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:11,868
ROD JUST ASKED PATTI
TO GO STEADY.

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00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:12,968
YAAAOWW!

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00:14:12,968 --> 00:14:14,634
THIS IS ABSURD!

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00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:17,701
YOU LITTLE GOONS
HAVE BEEN BOTHERING ME

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00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,200
SINCE I SAT DOWN.

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00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,567
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

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00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,067
NO. DO YOU
KNOW ME?

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00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,267
NO.

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00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:25,234
WE'RE EVEN.

244
00:14:25,234 --> 00:14:27,200
WE KNOW
WE LIKE YOU.

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00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,701
WE HAVE
NO TASTE,

246
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,200
BUT WE
LIKE YOU.

247
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,701
ON BEHALF OF
THE WARNER BROS...

248
00:14:32,701 --> 00:14:33,901
AND THE WARNER
SISTER...

249
00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:37,234
I WANT TO MAKE YOU
OUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

250
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,801
STEWARDESS!

251
00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:45,501
GET OVER HERE
NOW!

252
00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:49,067
MAY I HELP YOU?

253
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,667
HELLO-O-O, NURSE!
HELLO-O-O, NURSE!

254
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:54,334
WANT TO BE OUR BUNKY?

255
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:55,834
MEN!

256
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:57,501
GO FIG!

257
00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:59,434
THESE CHILDREN
ARE ANNOYING ME.

258
00:14:59,434 --> 00:15:01,701
THROW THEM INTO
YOUR AIRCRAFT'S JAIL.

259
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,267
ONLY IF
SHE GOES, TOO.

260
00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:07,834
OH, SIR,
THERE'S NO JAIL
ON THIS AIRCRAFT.

261
00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,200
THEN BUILD ONE

262
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,534
OR MOVE ME AWAY
FROM THESE MONSTERS
IMMEDIATELY.

263
00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:15,033
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
OUR SPECIAL FRIEND?

264
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:16,133
NO!

265
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:23,667
NOW YOU'VE GONE
AND HURT OUR FEELINGS.

266
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,100
AWOO!

267
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,133
AWOO!
AWOO!
AWOO!

268
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,634
AWOO!
AWOO!
AWOO!

269
00:15:32,634 --> 00:15:34,133
AWOO!
AWOO!
AWOO!

270
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,400
AWOO!
AWOO!
AWOO!

271
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,934
I DEMAND ANOTHER SEAT!

272
00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:41,367
OH, BUT, SIR,
THERE AREN'T ANY.

273
00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:42,934
WE'RE FULL.

274
00:15:42,934 --> 00:15:45,100
THEN I'LL MAKE ONE.

275
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,601
AS FOR YOU THREE,

276
00:15:46,601 --> 00:15:49,067
I WISH
I DID YOUR TAXES.

277
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:51,400
I'D SCREW THEM UP
SO BAD

278
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,467
THE IRS
WOULD BURY YOU.

279
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:56,400
I'D RATHER BE EATEN
BY CANNIBALS

280
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,300
THAN BE
YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

281
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:02,667
NOW GOODBYE,
YOU WORTHLESS
LITTLE MORONS!

282
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,634
YOU'RE WANTED OUTSIDE.

283
00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:34,234
OH, THANKS.

284
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,467
AHH.

285
00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:41,968
RELAXATION AT LAST.

286
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,434
[SNIFFING]

287
00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:44,667
HUH?

288
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,601
HOW'S IT GOING,
BUCKAROO?

289
00:16:46,601 --> 00:16:49,868
I'M GROVER BROKE
FROM LYNX HEAD COUNTY,
TENNESSEE,

290
00:16:49,868 --> 00:16:51,367
FERTILIZER SALESMAN.

291
00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,868
BLOSKI, ACCOUNTING.

292
00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:54,501
WHAT A COINKYDINK.

293
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:57,868
YOU KNOW,
FOLKS SAY THERE'S
NO ACCOUNTIN' FOR ME.

294
00:16:57,868 --> 00:16:58,901
HEE HEE!

295
00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:00,534
YOU GET IT?

296
00:17:00,534 --> 00:17:02,834
BOY, THAT'S A KICKER,
AIN'T IT?

297
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:04,667
ANYWAYS, WAY I SEES IT,

298
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,501
A MAN NEEDS
A PHILOSOPHY IN LIFE.

299
00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:09,901
LOOK, I JUST
WANT TO REST.

300
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,834
HERE'S MY PHILOSOPHY.

301
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,334
[RETCHING]

302
00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:14,400
[SPITS]

303
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,334
THERE'S TWO KINDS
OF FERTILIZER

304
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,834
IN THIS LIFE,
FRIEND.

305
00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:20,434
YOU GOT YOUR
SOLID COW DUNG.

306
00:17:20,434 --> 00:17:22,834
THEN THERE'S
YOUR SLOPPY PIG DOO.

307
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,200
WITH YOUR COW DUNG--

308
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,334
PARDON ME, FATHER,
BUT COULD WE CHANGE SEATS?

309
00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:29,167
CERTAINLY, MY SON.

310
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:33,167
[BBBBBLLLB]

311
00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:40,601
COFFEE, TEA, MONSTER?

312
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,367
COFFEE, TEA, MONSTER?

313
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:44,601
MONSTER?

314
00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:46,133
COMING RIGHT UP.

315
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,067
GRRRR!

316
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,767
MAYBE SOME DECAF LATER.

317
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:52,701
YOU DON'T
LOOK WELL, SIR.

318
00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:55,667
IS THERE A DOCTOR
ON THIS PLANE?

319
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:58,000
I'M A PARAMEDIC.

320
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,868
THIS MAN
NEEDS NITROGEN.

321
00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:01,234
YOU MEAN OXYGEN.

322
00:18:01,234 --> 00:18:04,334
ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT
JUST SOME HOT AIR?

323
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:12,367
GET ME DOWN
RIGHT NOW!

324
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:18,000
IT'S A LONG FLY.

325
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,067
IT'S GOING.

326
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:21,400
OHH, TOO BAD!

327
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,968
IT HIT THE WALL.

328
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,901
HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?

329
00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:28,901
I'M IN BAD SHAPE.

330
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,033
WRONG.

331
00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:31,567
THIS IS BAD SHAPE.

332
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:34,834
HMM, A FINE EXAMPLE

333
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:36,968
OF NEOCLASSICAL
POSTMODERN
EXPRESSIONISM

334
00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:38,501
DEPICTING
MAN VERSUS FATE.

335
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:41,434
2 OUT OF 3 FALLS.
10-ROUND LIMIT.

336
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:48,701
[KNOCK ON WINDOW]

337
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:52,200
[GASP]

338
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,334
NOW...

339
00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:56,367
YOUR GOOSE FERTILIZER
IS A WHOLE OTHER STORY.

340
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:59,534
WHOO, DOGGIES, THAT STUFF
STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN.

341
00:18:59,534 --> 00:19:01,400
CARE TO TAKE A WHIFF?

342
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,167
AAH!

343
00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:11,801
I'M REPORTING
YOU LUNATICS

344
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:13,834
TO THE HIGHEST
AUTHORITY.

345
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:18,167
HELP!

346
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:19,901
I'M BEING HARASSED
BY CHILDREN

347
00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:21,834
THAT LOOK LIKE
BUGS WITH CLOTHES.

348
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:24,667
I DEMAND
YOU DO SOMETHING
IMMEDIATELY!

349
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:27,767
WHAT DID YOU HAVE
IN MIND?

350
00:19:54,968 --> 00:19:56,400
AHH.

351
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,801
BETTER CALL THE OFFICE

352
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,868
AND TELL THEM I'M STRANDED
ON AN ISLAND.

353
00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:09,167
I HOPE THIS DOESN'T COUNT
AS A SICK DAY.

354
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,801
OOGA CHOKKA.
OOGA CHOKKA.
OOGA CHOKKA.

355
00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:13,334
OOGA CHOKKA.
OOGA CHOKKA.
OOGA CHOKKA.

356
00:20:13,334 --> 00:20:14,634
EEEEK!

357
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,400
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS

358
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,601
DISAPPEAR OVER
THE HORIZON ALONE.

359
00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:25,634
WAIT!

360
00:20:25,634 --> 00:20:26,834
STICK AROUND!

361
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,601
WE'RE GOING TO
MAKE SLOPPY JOES

362
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:35,300
AND RENT
DON KNOTTS VIDEOS.

363
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,033
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.

364
00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:04,634
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.

365
00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:06,367
LOOK WHO'S STAYING WITH US.

366
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:07,968
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

367
00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:08,968
OUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

368
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,267
AAH!