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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *

3
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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *

4
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

5
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

6
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *

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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *

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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *

9
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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT 

10
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *

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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT 

12
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *

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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* DOT IS CUTE 

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* AND YAKKO YAKS 

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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *

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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *

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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *

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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *

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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY 

25
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 

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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *

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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *

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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

33
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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y 

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* PINKY AND THE BRAINY 

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* ANIMANIACS 

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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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GEE, BRAIN, WHAT DO
YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT?

39
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SAME THING WE DO
EVERY NIGHT--

40
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TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.

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* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *

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* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* ONE IS A GENIUS 

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* THE OTHER'S INSANE *

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* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *

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* THEIR GENES
HAVE BEEN SPLICED *

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* THEY'RE DINKY *

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* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *

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* BRAIN, BRAIN,
BRAIN, BRAIN **

50
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 AT THE DAWN
 OF THE 20TH CENTURY,

51
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 RUSSIAN SCIENTIST
 IVAN PAVLOV

52
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 TRAINED ANIMALS
 THROUGH HIS TECHNIQUE

53
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 OF "CONDITIONED REFLEX."

54
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TIME TO EARN YOUR DINNER,
MY LITTLE MOUSEY FRIENDS.

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[GONG]

56
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* I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT,
SHORT AND STOUT *

57
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* THIS IS MY HANDLE,
THIS IS MY SPOUT *

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* WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP,
HEAR ME SHOUT *

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* TIP ME OVER
AND POUR ME OUT **

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EXCELLENT!
SPLENDID!

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HA HA HA HA!

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EGAD, BRAIN, I COULD WATCH
YOU DO THAT DANCE ALL DAY!

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HA HA! NARF!

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YOU HAVE WATCHED IT
ALL DAY, PINKY.

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61 TIMES.
IT'S A CONDITIONED REFLEX
TO THAT GONG.

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I'M POWERLESS TO STOP IT.

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NEXT!
[DING-A-LING]

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NARF!

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NARF!

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WONDERFUL!

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REALLY KEEN!

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WHATCHA DOING
OVER THERE?

73
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CONTEMPLATING
YOUR AFTERLIFE, PINKY.

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WELL, GOOD NIGHT,
MY LITTLE FRIENDS.

75
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I HOPE YOU DREAM
OF CHEESE.

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AT LAST. HE'S GONE.

77
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NOW WE CAN BEGIN OUR
CONQUEST OF THE WORLD.

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BEHOLD MY LATEST
CREATION, PINKY.

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THE VACUUM-O-NATER!

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IT USES REVERSE AIR PRESSURE

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TO VACUUM
EVERYTHING TOWARD IT.

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ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?

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UH, YEAH, BRAIN.

84
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BUT WHERE ARE WE GONNA
FIND RUBBER PANTS OUR SIZE?

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NO, PINKY.

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WE'RE GOING TO USE
THE VACUUM-O-NATER

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TO STEAL RUSSIA'S
CROWN JEWELS!

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NARF! GENIUS, BRAIN!

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TURN IT OFF, PINKY!

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OH. RIGHT-O!

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ZORT! OOH!
WILD HAIR-DO, BRAIN!

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HA HA! I LIKE IT.

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NOW I FEEL CLEANSED.

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BUT, BRAIN, AREN'T
THE CROWN JEWELS

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ALWAYS GUARDED
BY GIANT COSSACKS?

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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE GUARDS,

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FOR TONIGHT, PINKY,

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AT PRECISELY 1 A.M.,

99
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THERE'S A TOTAL
LUNAR ECLIPSE.

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THE EARTH'S SHADOW
WILL COMPLETELY
COVER THE MOON

101
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BLACKING OUT
ST. PETERSBURG

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FOR A PERIOD
OF 30 SECONDS.

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IN THAT BRIEF TIME,

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WE'LL SNEAK PAST
THE CZAR'S GUARDS

105
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AND STEAL
THE CROWN JEWELS,

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FOR HE WHO CONTROLS
THE JEWELS,

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CONTROLS
MOTHER RUSSIA.

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I THOUGHT
YOUR MOTHER'S NAME
WAS DESIREE.

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SOON, PINKY,
I WILL RULE RUSSIA.

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SO FROM NOW ON,
CALL ME CZAR.

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RIGHT-O, BRAIN.

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EEK! CZAR BRAIN.

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COME ALONG, PINKY.

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CONQUEST AWAITS.

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[GONG]

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* I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT,
SHORT AND STOUT *

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* THIS IS MY HANDLE,
THIS IS MY SPOUT *

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* WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP,
HEAR ME SHOUT *

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* TIP ME OVER
AND POUR ME OUT **

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THAT WAS FUN,
CZAR BRAIN!

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LET'S GIVE IT ANOTHER GO.

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ONLY THIS TIME
WITH FEELING.

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[DING-A-LING-LING]

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NO, PINKY. NOT NOW!

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NARF!

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NARF!

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NARF!

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THAT WAS UNPLEASANT.

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THERE IT IS, PINKY.

130
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THE CZAR'S
WINTER PALACE,

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WHERE THE CROWN
JEWELS AWAIT.

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WE'RE OFF!

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WE MADE IT
INSIDE, BRAIN.

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CZAR BRAIN.

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CZAR BRAIN.

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YES, PINKY.

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THERE ARE FLEETING MOMENTS

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WHEN I EVEN AMAZE MYSELF.

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[LAUGHTER]

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WHO ELSE BUT ME,
THE CZAR,

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WOULD THINK TO HAVE
AN ECLIPSE PARTY?

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IN A FEW MINUTES,
IT'LL BE TOTALLY
DARK AND SCARY.

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OOOOOH!

144
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BUT DON'T
ANYONE TOUCH ME.

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I HAVE COOTIES.

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[LAUGHTER]

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BEHOLD THE CROWN JEWELS
OF MOTHER RUSSIA, PINKY.

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WORLD CONQUEST
WILL SOON BE OURS.

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NOW, BRAIN?

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NOT YET.

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WAIT FOR THE
TOTAL ECLIPSE.

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OOH!
OOH!
OOH!

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COMPLETE DARKNESS,
PINKY.

154
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START THE
VACUUM-O-NATER NOW!

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[GONG]

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[DING-A-LING]

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* I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT,
SHORT AND STOUT *
NARF!

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* THIS IS MY HANDLE,    NARF!
THIS IS MY SPOUT *

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* WHEN I GET
ALL STEAMED UP,
HEAR ME SHOUT *
NARF!

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* TIP ME OVER
AND POUR ME OUT **

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NARF!

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NARF!

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THUS ENDS MY TOTAL
ECLIPSE OF THE MOON.

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WHAT?
THE ECLIPSE IS OVER?

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NARF! WHAT HAPPENED,
BRAIN?

166
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ZORT! I MEAN, CZAR BRAIN.

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WE FAILED AGAIN,
PINKY,

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BUT JUST WAIT UNTIL
TOMORROW NIGHT.

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WHY?

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WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO THEN?

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WHAT ELSE? TRY TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

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* THEY'RE DINKY *

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* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN **

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NARF!

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* CHICKEN BOO 

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* WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU? *

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* YOU DON'T ACT
LIKE THE OTHER CHICKENS DO *

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* YOU WEAR A DISGUISE
TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS *

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* BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN *

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* YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO **

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ARE YOU DECENT?

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WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE
THE TOAST OF NEW YORK?

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RUMOR HAS IT
YOU DEFECTED
FROM YOUR COUNTRY

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TO JOIN THE NYC BALLET.

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RUMOR ALSO HAS IT
YOU'RE A GIANT CHICKEN.

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HOW DARE YOU INSULT
THE GREAT BOO-RYSHNIKOV

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BEFORE HIS BALLET!

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AWAY, OR I'LL
LEAP AND KICK YOU
WITH MY BONY TOES!

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HA HA HA!

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YOU, A GIANT CHICKEN?

191
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OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

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YOU ARE THE BEST DANCER
I HAVE EVER SEEN.

193
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,901
BUK, BUK, BUK, BUK, BUK...

194
00:10:03,901 --> 00:10:04,934
BUK-AAH!

195
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,834
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING
 SWAN LAKE]

196
00:10:28,234 --> 00:10:29,868
OHH!

197
00:10:43,634 --> 00:10:45,300
[GASPS]

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00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:48,133
HE'S A CHICKEN!

199
00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:49,367
A CHICKEN!

200
00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:50,434
AAH!

201
00:10:50,434 --> 00:10:51,801
AAH!

202
00:10:51,801 --> 00:10:53,334
[AUDIENCE GASPS]

203
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,734
IT'S TRUE!
HE'S A GIANT CHICKEN!

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00:10:57,734 --> 00:10:59,968
BOO!
BOO!
BOO!

205
00:10:59,968 --> 00:11:02,033
GET OUT OF HERE!

206
00:11:02,033 --> 00:11:03,767
PLEASE
CONTROL YOURSELVES!

207
00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:07,501
I DID NOT KNOW
HE WAS POULTRY!

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00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,968
CHEAT!

209
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,801
I'M TELLING
THE TALK SHOWS!

210
00:11:14,934 --> 00:11:16,934
[CLUCKING]

211
00:11:18,901 --> 00:11:23,167
YOU ARE THE WORST DANCER
I HAVE EVER SEEN!

212
00:11:28,934 --> 00:11:32,033
* YOU WEAR A DISGUISE
TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS *

213
00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,534
* BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN *

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00:11:33,534 --> 00:11:42,968
* YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO **

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00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,601
 IN 1916,
 THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE

216
00:12:13,601 --> 00:12:16,100
 WAS RULED
 BY CZAR NICHOLAS II,

217
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:19,033
 THE LAST IN LINE
 OF THE GREAT LEADERS

218
00:12:19,033 --> 00:12:20,601
 AND NOT SO GREAT LEADERS.

219
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,534
 BUT BEHIND THE SCENES,

220
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,434
 THE EVIL MONK RASPUTIN

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00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:27,734
 WAS CONTROLLING THE CZAR
 WITH HYPNOTISM.

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00:12:27,734 --> 00:12:31,300
 RASPUTIN FORCED THE CZAR
 TO DO WHATEVER HE WANTED,

223
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 EVEN THE MOST VILE
 OF ACTS.

224
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* I REALLY LIKE RASPUTIN 

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00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,934
* 'CAUSE I DON'T REALIZE *

226
00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:38,601
* I ONLY LIKE RASPUTIN 

227
00:12:38,601 --> 00:12:39,734
* 'CAUSE I AM HYPNOTIZED **

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00:12:39,734 --> 00:12:40,767
HEY!

229
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,534
WHY, RASPUTIN.

230
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,734
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

231
00:12:50,734 --> 00:12:53,567
WE WERE DISCUSSING
MY RAISE, YOUR HIGHNESS.

232
00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:54,567
WE WERE?

233
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:57,067
I GAVE YOU
A RAISE YESTERDAY.

234
00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,067
YOU WANT TO GIVE ME
ANOTHER RAISE,

235
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,834
AND, UH, A PUPPY.

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00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:02,834
YES.

237
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,267
YES!

238
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,467
WHY, RASPUTIN,
THERE YOU ARE.

239
00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:09,400
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU.

240
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,400
I WANT TO GIVE YOU
ANOTHER RAISE AND...

241
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,400
A PUPPY.

242
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,601
IF YOU INSIST,
KIND CZAR.

243
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:17,934
 BY CONTROLLING THE CZAR,

244
00:13:17,934 --> 00:13:21,000
RASPUTIN HAD ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY
 OVER ALL DECISIONS

245
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,801
 AFFECTING
 THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT.

246
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:25,334
[PANTING]

247
00:13:25,334 --> 00:13:27,701
I APPOINT YOU
SECRETARY OF CHEESE,

248
00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:29,868
YOU, KEEPER
OF THE LINT,

249
00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:32,634
AND AS FOR YOU,
KISS MY PUPPY.

250
00:13:38,701 --> 00:13:40,334
AAAHHH!

251
00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:43,868
HE LIKES YOU.

252
00:13:43,868 --> 00:13:46,200
NOW, TAKE HIM POTTY.
BYE-BYE.

253
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,801
* LA LA LA LA LA LA 

254
00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:49,701
* LA LA LA LA LA LA *

255
00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:51,968
WHY, HE'S INSANE.

256
00:13:51,968 --> 00:13:53,534
CZAR, RASPUTIN
IS MAD.

257
00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:54,968
HE'S RUINING THE COUNTRY.

258
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,567
YOU MUST FIRE HIM.

259
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:58,067
I LIKE HIM.

260
00:13:58,067 --> 00:14:01,033
YOU HAVE A PUPPY
ON YOUR NOSE.

261
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,501
 YES, IT SEEMED EVERYONE WAS
 POWERLESS AGAINST RASPUTIN,

262
00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:10,300
 UNTIL ONE DAY...

263
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,133
OH, MY TOOTH,
MY TOOTH.

264
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:16,734
OH, WHAT IS TAKING
THE ROYAL DENTISTS SO LONG?

265
00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:18,234
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

266
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:19,300
AT LAST!

267
00:14:21,968 --> 00:14:23,567
* IF YOUR LITTLE
TOOTHY'S ACHING *

268
00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:24,801
* AND YOU'RE
LOW ON DOUGH *

269
00:14:24,801 --> 00:14:26,901
* USE THE FRIENDLY
CREDIT DENTIST *

270
00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:29,834
* CALLED DR. YAKKO *

271
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:33,033
 SE HABLA ESPAŅOL.

272
00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:35,601
OHHH!

273
00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:37,567
PLEASE! THE PAIN!

274
00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:39,100
YOU MUST HELP ME.

275
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,701
NOW YOU
JUST RELAX.

276
00:14:40,701 --> 00:14:42,634
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING.

277
00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:43,968
PREP THE PATIENT.

278
00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:48,000
[GASPS]

279
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,067
THAT'S PREPPY.

280
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,067
MAYBE I'LL GET
ANOTHER DENTIST.

281
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,567
DON'T BE
NERVOUS, KID.

282
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:55,000
DR. YAKKO'S
THE MOST GENTLE DENTIST

283
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,901
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

284
00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:59,367
IT'S JUST THE DRILL
THAT HURTS.

285
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,000
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE REAL DENTISTS?

286
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,534
TO BE HONEST,
DENTISTRY'S JUST A HOBBY.

287
00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:08,868
WE'RE ACTUALLY
PROFESSIONAL SHRINERS.

288
00:15:12,601 --> 00:15:14,200
OHHHH!

289
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,601
SLOW DOWN!

290
00:15:16,601 --> 00:15:18,634
WHY? EVERYONE ELSE
IS RUSSIAN HERE.

291
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:20,901
[RIMSHOT]

292
00:15:20,901 --> 00:15:23,834
I DON'T WRITE 'EM.
I JUST SAY 'EM.

293
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,200
SHRINERS, HALT.

294
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,033
WHOA!

295
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:34,701
THERE. WE'RE READY,
DR. YAKKO.

296
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,701
OPEN.

297
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,133
OH, MY.

298
00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:39,334
OH, MY, MY.

299
00:15:39,334 --> 00:15:40,667
EWW!

300
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:43,234
OH, THE HUMANITY.
OH, THE HUMANITY.

301
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,701
GO AWAY!

302
00:15:45,701 --> 00:15:47,400
RASPUTIN.

303
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,767
I CHANGED MY MIND.

304
00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:51,801
IT DOESN'T HURT AT ALL.

305
00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:53,234
I'M SORRY, PUMPKIN,

306
00:15:53,234 --> 00:15:55,934
BUT THAT TOOTH
HAS TO COME OUT.

307
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:58,100
WE'RE READY.
WE'RE READY.

308
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,834
COME ON,
MR. SCAREDY MONK.

309
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,400
NO, NO, REALLY.
I FEEL GOOD.

310
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,167
THE TOOTHACHE'S
ALL GONE.

311
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,801
OW!

312
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,734
WE'LL HAVE TO
DEADEN THE PAIN

313
00:16:11,734 --> 00:16:13,267
WITH A LITTLE
ANASTASIA.

314
00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:17,667
OBSCURE JOKE.
ASK YOUR PARENTS.

315
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,000
WAKKO, MY DENTAL
INSTRUMENT, PLEASE.

316
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,834
[TOOT]

317
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:23,968
HMM, FLAT.

318
00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:25,601
AHH, HERE WE GO.

319
00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:28,133
I REQUIRE THE AID
OF MY ASSISTANTS.

320
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:31,901
[STRAINING]

321
00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:35,934
THAT TOOTH IS
REALLY IN THERE.

322
00:16:35,934 --> 00:16:37,367
LET'S TRY THE STRING.

323
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:40,234
OLD-FASHIONED,
BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK.

324
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,567
ON THE COUNT
OF 3, PULL.

325
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,167
4!

326
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,400
[STRAINING]

327
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,434
[MUMBLING]

328
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,467
UH...

329
00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,234
I'LL GET
THE DYNAMITE.

330
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,534
DYNAMITE?

331
00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:01,267
AAH!

332
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,701
WAS IT SOMETHING
I SAID?

333
00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:05,801
AAH!

334
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,534
WAIT UP,
MR. MONK MAN.

335
00:17:09,534 --> 00:17:11,300
WE WANT TO HELP YOU.

336
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:20,033
I'LL HAVE THE CZAR
ARREST THOSE DENTISTS

337
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:22,801
AND GET ME
ANOTHER RAISE. CZAR!

338
00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:29,167
THERE'S THE STRING.

339
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,367
HOLD ON.

340
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:32,167
I'M GOING IN.

341
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:36,634
I GOT IT!

342
00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:38,834
SHRINERS, HALT!

343
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,567
IT'S A FEW MORE
THAN I WANTED,

344
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,000
BUT I'M PLEASED.

345
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
WHAT HAPPENED?

346
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,501
RASPUTIN,
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

347
00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:58,501
THE LAST THING
I REMEMBER

348
00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:01,000
WAS YOU ASKING
FOR A RAISE.

349
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,033
SORRY, RASPUTIN,
NO RAISE.

350
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:08,367
ROOK INFRO MYRE EYES.

351
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:09,367
WHAT?

352
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:13,434
I FRAID ROOK
INFRO MYRE EYES.

353
00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:15,467
I DON'T
UNDERSTAND YOU.

354
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:19,434
I FRAID ROOK
INFRO MYRE EYES!

355
00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:22,267
DON'T TAKE
THAT TONE WITH ME.

356
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,300
RISTEN STO MYRE,
YOU STUPID CZAR.

357
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,234
HOW DARE YOU!
YOU'RE FIRED.

358
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:31,133
I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
WHY I KEPT YOU AROUND
SO LONG.

359
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:32,667
GET OUT!

360
00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,767
 NO LONGER CAPABLE
 OF HYPNOTIZING THE CZAR,

361
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,734
 RASPUTIN WAS
 BANISHED FOREVER,

362
00:18:39,734 --> 00:18:42,234
 AND THE CZAR WAS FREE
 TO RULE RUSSIA

363
00:18:42,234 --> 00:18:44,000
 AS HE DARN WELL PLEASED.

364
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,934
I CAN'T THANK YOU
ENOUGH.

365
00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:48,434
RUSSIA OWES YOU
A GREAT DEBT.

366
00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:49,434
GOODBYE.

367
00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:50,968
BYE-BYE, CZAR.

368
00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:53,367
WHAT A NICE MAN.

369
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:56,934
I SEE NOTHING
BUT GOOD THINGS
IN HIS FUTURE.

370
00:18:56,934 --> 00:18:59,434
OF COURSE,
I COULD BE WRONG.

371
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,767
I WILL GIVE YOU BONES.

372
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,434
BONES...BONES.

373
00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:12,901
I MAY BE UGLY,

374
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,567
BUT I'M SMART.

375
00:19:21,934 --> 00:19:23,434
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.

376
00:19:23,434 --> 00:19:25,167
TO MAKE
BIZARRE FACES?

377
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,267
TO ENCOURAGE CHILDREN
TO SEND CANDY?

378
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,767
NO. TIME TO LEARN
TODAY'S LESSON.

379
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:31,701
TO LEARN WHAT IT IS,

380
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:34,801
WE TURN TO
THE WHEEL OF MORALITY.

381
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:37,267
WHEEL OF MORALITY,
TURN, TURN, TURN.

382
00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:40,634
TELL US THE LESSON
THAT WE SHOULD LEARN.

383
00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:43,367
THE MORAL
OF TODAY'S STORY IS...

384
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:45,901
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
AFTER EVERY MEAL.

385
00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:48,901
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
THE AMERICAN DENTAL
ASSOCIATION.

386
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:51,968
THAT MAKES ME FEEL
WARM AND SQUISHY.

387
00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:54,000
EITHER THAT
OR I NEED DIAPERS.

388
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,267
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

389
00:19:55,267 --> 00:20:04,934
YIPE!
YIPE!
YIPE!

390
00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:37,367
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THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.

391
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:40,701
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WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.

392
00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:02,200
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

393
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,901
LATHER.

394
00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:04,901
RINSE.

395
00:21:04,901 --> 00:21:05,934
REPEAT.