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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *

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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *

4
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

5
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

6
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *

7
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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *

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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *

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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT 

10
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *

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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT 

12
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *

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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* DOT IS CUTE 

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* AND YAKKO YAKS 

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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *

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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *

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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *

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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *

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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY 

25
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 

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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

27
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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *

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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *

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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y 

34
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* HERE'S THE SHOW'S NAMEY *

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* ANIMANIACS 

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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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UH, MAY I
HELPS YOUS?

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I'M HERE TO SEE
THE CHAIRMAN.

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I AM MISS FLAMEEL,
THE NEW
STUDIO TEACHER.

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YOU MUST BE NEW,
BECAUSE I AIN'T NEVER
SEEN YOU BEFORE.

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AIN'T NEVER?
THAT'S A DOUBLE
NEGATIVE.

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GRAMMAR,
GRAMMAR, GRAMMAR,

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I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO GIVE YOU AN "F."

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BOY, MY FOLKS ARE
GOING TO KILL ME.

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MISS FLAMEEL,
I'VE HIRED YOU

47
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BECAUSE YOU'RE
A FINE TEACHER,

48
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BUT MOSTLY

49
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BECAUSE YOU'RE A VERY
STRICT DISCIPLINARIAN.

50
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HOW KIND.

51
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THE ASSIGNMENT
I'M GIVING YOU
WILL NOT BE EASY.

52
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YOU SEE, THE WARNERS
ARE NOT NORMAL CHILDREN.

53
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I EXPECT--

54
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I WILL NOT
TOLERATE
GUM CHEWING.

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COME, COME.
GIVE ME THE GUM.

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CHEWING
IS FOR COWS.

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F.

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I DON'T THINK YOU--

59
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DON'T SLOUCH.

60
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SIT UP STRAIGHT.

61
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NOW, YOU WERE
SAYING?

62
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AND SPEAK UP.
NO MUMBLING.

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DO YOU MIND?

64
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I AM NOT IN CLASS!

65
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I HIRED YOU!

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WILL YOU
PLEASE BE QUIET?

67
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IT'S YOUR JOB

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TO GET THOSE
WARNER BROTHERS
UNDER CONTROL.

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THEY'RE DIFFICULT.

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SO AM I.

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THERE HASN'T BEEN
A CHILD YET

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THAT I COULDN'T CONTROL

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EXCEPT BUDDY HACKETT,
BUT THAT'S GENETIC.

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TELL ME,

75
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WHEN CAN
I MEET THEM?

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I'LL, UH, HAVE RALPH
BRING THEM BY.

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DON'T KEEP ME WAITING.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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COME IN.

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SCHOOL SUPPLIES?

81
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UH, NO,
MISS FLAMEEL.

82
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THIS IS
YOUR STUDENTS.

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OPEN IT
AFTER I LEAVE.

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HERE.

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* SCHOOL 

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* SCHOOL 

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* SCHOOL 

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* SCHOOL 

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* OUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL 

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* WE'RE
EAGER LITTLE LEARNERS *

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* SO FILL OUR BRAINS
WITH LOTSA FACTS
OUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL *

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* TEACH, TEACH, TEACH 

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* WE'RE READY
FOR OUR LESSONS *

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* SO TEACH US MATH,
GEOMETRY *

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* DON'T FORGET GEOGRAPHY *

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* ENGLISH LIT
AND CHEMISTRY *

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* AND PLEASE
THROW IN THE ABCS *

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* OH, TEACHER,
TEACH US NOW **

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THIS IS A CLASSROOM,
NOT A MUSIC HALL.

100
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NOW FIND YOUR SEATS.

101
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GOT MY SEAT.

102
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HERE'S MINE.

103
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IT'S EASY
FINDING YOURS.

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GO TO YOUR DESKS.

105
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WE'LL BEGIN CLASS
BY RECITING
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

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PLEASE REPEAT AFTER ME.

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PLEASE REPEAT AFTER ME.

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NO, NO.

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WAIT UNTIL I START,
THEN REPEAT AFTER ME.

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NO, NO.

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WAIT UNTIL I START,
THEN REPEAT AFTER ME.

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STOP THAT.
I'M WARNING YOU.

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STOP THAT.
I'M WARNING YOU.

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STOP IT! STOP IT!

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STOP IT! STOP IT!

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IF YOU DON'T STOP
RIGHT NOW,
I SHALL SCREAM.

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IF YOU DON'T STOP
RIGHT NOW,
I SHALL SCREAM.

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ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S IT.

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ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S IT.

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WITH LIBERTY
AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.

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I'M WARNING YOU
THAT I'LL TOLERATE
NO FOOLISHNESS.

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ARE WE CLEAR?

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WE'RE OPAQUE.

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NOW WE'RE CLEAR.

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OHH.

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LET US BEGIN.

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DON'T YOU WANT
OUR HOMEWORK?

128
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HOW CAN YOU HAVE HOMEWORK?

129
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EXTRA CREDIT.

130
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LET ME SEE IT.

131
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OUR DOG ATE IT.

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DON'T LIE.

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WE'RE NOT LYING.
SEE?

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GRR! GRR! GRR!

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BAD DOG.

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GIVE ME THAT.

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GIVE IT NOW.

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OH!

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I'M WARNING YOU.

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I'LL HAVE TO USE
CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.

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YOU MEAN HIM?

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[LAUGHS COYLY]

143
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LET'S BEGIN OUR LESSONS.

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WE'LL START WITH MATH.

145
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YAKKO, COUNT TO 100.

146
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1, 2, SKIP A FEW,
99, 100.

147
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NO...GIVE ME
ALL THE NUMBERS.

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IT'S ONLY
A SIX-MINUTE CARTOON.

149
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LET'S MOVE ON.

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WAKKO, CAN YOU
MULTIPLY?

151
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HOW'S THIS?

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NOT THAT SORT OF MULTI--
LET'S LEAVE MATH, SHALL WE?

153
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WE'LL MOVE ON TO SCIENCE.

154
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DOT, WHAT DO YOU KNOW

155
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ABOUT SCIENTISTS
OF THE 18TH CENTURY?

156
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THEY'RE ALL DEAD.

157
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NO, NO.

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O.K., THEY'RE
ALL LIVING.

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NO, NO!

160
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NOW WE'RE GETTING
INTO PHILOSOPHY.

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WE'RE NOT GETTING
INTO PHI--

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WE'LL MOVE ON
TO GRAMMAR.

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WAKKO, WHAT DOES THE WORD
"PROCRASTINATION" MEAN?

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I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW.

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YOU CHILDREN ARE MAKING
THIS VERY DIFFICULT.

166
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WELL, LEARNING
ISN'T EASY.

167
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LET'S MOVE ON
TO SENTENCE STRUCTURE.

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FIRST, VERBS.

169
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YAKKO, CAN YOU CONJUGATE?

170
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WHO ME? I'VE NEVER
EVEN KISSED A GIRL.

171
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NO, NO, NO.
IT'S EASY.

172
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I'LL CONJUGATE
WITH YOU.

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GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY.

174
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'LL SHOW YOU.

175
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DON'T LOOK.

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"THE DOG RAN
IN THE RAIN."

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"DOG" IS THE SUBJECT,
AND "RAN" IS THE VERB.

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NOW THE VERB...

179
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THE VERB COULD BE CONJUGATED
SO THE DOG...

180
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I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.

181
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I HAVE EYES
IN BACK OF MY HEAD.

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REALLY? SO DO WE.

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IT'S TIME
FOR A POP QUIZ.

184
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

185
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POP QUIZ.

186
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I LIKE THE FIRST ONE.

187
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* HE LIKES
FRIZZY COLA, MAMA *

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* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 

189
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STOP THAT! STOP THAT!
SIT AT YOUR DESKS
THIS INSTANT.

190
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OOH. WHAT ELSE
IS IN THERE?

191
00:08:02,334 --> 00:08:07,334
WHY YOU LITTLE..."F!"

192
00:08:07,334 --> 00:08:09,200
HEY! YOU
CAN'T DO THAT!

193
00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,834
"F!"

194
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WAAAAH!

195
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"F!"

196
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GRRR!

197
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OH, NOW YOU'VE GONE
AND HURT HIS FEELINGS.

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I'D APOLOGIZE
IF I WERE YOU.

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I WILL NOT!
YOU'RE HORRID,
NAUGHTY CHILDREN.

200
00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,334
GRRRRR!

201
00:08:45,701 --> 00:08:50,167
UH, YOU DONES WITH
THEM WARNER BROTHERS
A-A-AND SISTER?

202
00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:52,300
YES! TAKE THEM AWAY.

203
00:09:03,367 --> 00:09:05,133
RECESS!

204
00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:10,234
[MISS FLAMEEL]
GET ME OUT
OF HERE RIGHT NOW!

205
00:09:10,234 --> 00:09:13,701
I'LL GIVE YOU AN "F."
DO YOU HEAR ME?

206
00:09:13,701 --> 00:09:14,701
"F!" "F!"

207
00:09:14,701 --> 00:09:19,501
"F!" "F!" "F!"

208
00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,801
* THE CRANKIEST
OF CREATURES *

209
00:09:22,801 --> 00:09:24,734
* IN THE WHOLE
WIDE WORLD *

210
00:09:24,734 --> 00:09:28,067
* OUR NEXT CARTOON FEATURES
SLAPPY THE SQUIRREL *

211
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,000
ENOUGH WITH
THE SINGING ALREADY.

212
00:09:32,033 --> 00:09:33,701
* THAT'S SLAPPY *

213
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HELP, AUNT SLAPPY!
I'M CAUGHT.

214
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,734
HELP!

215
00:10:02,734 --> 00:10:03,968
SKIPPY,
WHAT'RE YOU DOING

216
00:10:03,968 --> 00:10:07,734
WRAPPED UP LIKE
SOME CURSE
OF THE MUMMY THERE?

217
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,133
WHEW! THANKS,
AUNT SLAPPY.

218
00:10:15,133 --> 00:10:18,234
I WANT TO LOOK PERFECT
FOR YOUR AWARD BANQUET.

219
00:10:18,234 --> 00:10:20,667
YOU'RE GETTING
THE LIFETIME
ACHIEVEMENT AWARD!

220
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,667
THE PAPER CALLS YOU
A "TOON GREAT."

221
00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:25,567
A "FORMER TOON GREAT."

222
00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,634
THE NERVE.
I'M FUNNIER ASLEEP

223
00:10:27,634 --> 00:10:31,467
THAN ALL THESE
NEW CARTOON CHARACTERS
THEY GOT TODAY.

224
00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:34,767
NOW AND THEN AUNT SLAPPY'S
JUST A LITTLE BITTER.

225
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:44,334
A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
AWARD FOR SLAPPY
THE SLAP-HAPPY SQUIRREL?

226
00:10:44,334 --> 00:10:47,234
WHY, I TAUGHT
THAT NO-TALENT
EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS!

227
00:10:47,234 --> 00:10:49,100
THE INJUSTICE OF IT!

228
00:10:54,968 --> 00:10:56,534
LOOK AT THAT PHOTO.

229
00:10:56,534 --> 00:10:59,100
THAT'S FROM ONE
OF YOUR CARTOONS--

230
00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:02,400
 HEIGH-HO, SLAPPY
 1938, DIRECTED
 BY WEED MEMLO.

231
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,901
I HATED WEED.

232
00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:05,901
OH, YEAH,
THAT SQUIRREL GIRL.

233
00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:08,400
ONCE I ALMOST BLEW
HER UP

234
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,567
WITH A KEG
OF GUNPOWDER.

235
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,567
YEAH, BUT SHE
OUTFOXED ME.

236
00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,567
SHE OUTFOXED
ALL OF US

237
00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,901
AND GETS
A TROPHY FOR IT.

238
00:11:17,901 --> 00:11:20,901
KNOCK IT OFF
WITH THE SELF-PITY.

239
00:11:20,901 --> 00:11:23,901
WE'RE CARTOON VILLAINS.
WE NEVER GET THE AWARDS.

240
00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:25,734
STUPID DENTURES.

241
00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:28,634
BUT WHAT'S WORSE,
WE NEVER ONCE GOT

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TO CLOBBER
SLAPPY SQUIRREL,
UNTIL TONIGHT!

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TONIGHT WE'LL GIVE HER
OUR OWN SPECIAL AWARD--

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"THE WHAMMY!"

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DUH, OH, RIGHT!

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[LAUGHING]

247
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[COUGHING]

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HI, MARY HARTLESS HERE
AT THE HOTEL BOMBAVENTURE,

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WHERE TONIGHT,
THE FARM FRESH
FRIARS CLUB IS HONORING

250
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THAT OCTOGENARIAN ACTRESS
EXTRAORDINAIRE,

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SLAPPY THE
SLAP-HAPPY SQUIRREL.

252
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AND HERE COMES
HER STRETCH LIMO NOW.

253
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ANOTHER STRIKE,
AUNT SLAPPY.

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LOOK AT THIS,
"THE BOWLING
IN THE LIMO" GAG.

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STRETCHING FOR
THE COMEDY HERE, FOLKS.

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[CHEERING]

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[COUGHING]

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THERE SHE IS, BEANIE.
GO GET HER.

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WHO?

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THE SQUIRREL,
YOU BLOOPY BISON.

261
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DUH, OH, RIGHT.

262
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MISS SQUIRREL,
WOULD YOU PLEASE SIGN
MY AUTOGRAPH BOOK?

263
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PLEASE, LET ME POSTPONE
THE REST OF MY LIFE

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TO SIGN YOUR PATHETIC
FAN-BOY BOOK.

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AUNT SLAPPY,
HE'S NO FAN.
THAT'S YOUR ENEMY.

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BEANIE, THE
CEREBRALLY-CHALLENGED BISON.

267
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I KNEW THAT DROOL
LOOKED FAMILIAR.

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MAC, YOUR PEN'S
OUT OF INK.

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DUH...

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HEY, NO PROBLEM.
I BROUGHT MY OWN.

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THE PLEASURE'S BEEN
ALL YOURS, I'M SURE.

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GEE, THANKS!

273
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BEANIE,
WHAT HAPPENED?

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MY PEN RAN
OUT OF INK.

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BUT SHE SIGNED
MY AUTOGRAPH BOOK ANYWAY.

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AND SHE GAVE ME
THIS LOVELY SOUVENIR PEN.

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BEANIE SCREWED UP AGAIN.

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ARE WE SURPRISED?

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NO.
NO.

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ALMOST FORGOT MY PEN.

281
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YOU REMIND ME OF
A VERY YOUNG BETTY BOOP.

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DUH, OH.

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00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:24,968
LOUSY, BAHOOEY
BANQUET CHICKEN
TASTES LIKE RUBBER.

284
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HOW'S YOURS, SKIPPY?

285
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FUN!

286
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WAITER, YOU GOT
ANYTHING ON THE MENU

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THAT'S NOT MANUFACTURED
BY VOIT?

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OOH!
OOH!
AAH!

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NOT THE
DYNAMITE-IN-THE-CAKE
BIT AGAIN.

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WHO'D SINK SO LOW?

291
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LOOK, AUNT SLAPPY,
IT'S YOUR FISHIEST FOE,
SID THE SQUID.

292
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SID, YOU'VE PULLED
SOME PITIFUL STUNTS,

293
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BUT THIS ONE
TAKES THE CAKE.

294
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
SLAPPY?

295
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DO YOU HONESTLY THINK
I COULD FALL FOR
SOMETHING SO OBVIOUS?

296
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OF COURSE NOT.
WHY NOT THINK UP
SOMETHING ORIGINAL?

297
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LIKE WHAT?

298
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,901
LET ME THINK.
HOW ABOUT THIS?

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FIRST, YOU GRAB
THESE STICKS OF DYNAMITE,

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THEN YOU GO
SPINNING AROUND.

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THEN WHAT?

302
00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:24,734
YOU GO FASTER AND FASTER
TILL YOU LIFT OFF,

303
00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:28,334
AND YOU GO ZOOMING LIKE
A FLYING SAUCER TILL--

304
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NAH, COME TO THINK OF IT,
THAT GAG'S BEEN DONE
TO DEATH.

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00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:38,033
HEY, WAITER, I'LL HAVE
THE FRIED CALAMARI.

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I DESPISE YOU.

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IT'S A BIT UNDERDONE.
BUT THEY SAY SUSHI'S
GOOD FOR YOU.

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WHAT A YUTZ.

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[APPLAUSE]

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STUPID SQUID.

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AS ALWAYS,
IT'S UP TO ME.

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LEAVE IT TO WALTER WOLF
TO DO THE JOB.

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FINE. GREAT.
GOOD. FINE. O.K.

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HEY!

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SWELL. I'LL HANDLE IT,
NO PROBLEMS. HEH HEH.

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IT'S A HANDLED DEAL.

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00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:19,234
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S FINISHED,
KAPUTSKI.

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 AND NOW, LADIES
 AND GENTLEMEN,

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 TO PRESENT TONIGHT'S AWARD
 TO SLAPPY SQUIRREL,

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 OUR MASTER OF CEREMONIES!

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00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,734
MY FRIENDS, SLAPPY SQUIRREL'S
MADCAP CARTOONS

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HAVE BEEN MAKING
US LAUGH SINCE
HOOVER WAS PRESIDENT

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AND A THREE-STORY
HOUSE SOLD FOR $9.

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I'M GOING INTO
A COMA.

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TOO LATE.
I'M COMATOSE.

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00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:45,734
AND SO ON BEHALF
OF THE FARM FRESH
FRIAR'S CLUB,

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00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:49,968
I PRESENT SLAPPY SQUIRREL
WITH THE COVETED
WHOLE FRIAR AWARD.

328
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:52,434
AUNT SLAPPY,
THAT'S NO FRIAR.

329
00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:55,634
THAT'S YOUR
ARCHEST ENEMY
OF ALL, WALTER WOLF.

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00:16:55,634 --> 00:16:58,100
THANK YOU,
MR. EXPOSITION.

331
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:08,667
CONGRATULATIONS,
SLAPPY SQUIRREL.
YOU DESERVE THIS.

332
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WITH ALL THE COMEDY
I'VE DONE FOR YEARS,

333
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,968
WHERE WOULD I BE
WITHOUT VILLAINS?

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00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:16,300
COME ON! BLOW UP!

335
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:20,033
WHAT IN BLAZES
IS WRONG WITH THIS
CONFOUNDED THING?

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00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:25,234
VILLAINS LIKE WALTER WOLF,
SID THE SQUID,
AND BEANIE THE BISON.

337
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:32,467
YOU BOYS DESERVE
THIS AWARD
MORE THAN I DO.

338
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,567
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE ACADEMY.

339
00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:43,767
THIS HAS TO BE THE
HIGH POINT OF OUR CAREERS.

340
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:46,534
NOT QUITE, BUT
YOU'RE GETTING THERE.

341
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,801
[APPLAUSE]

342
00:17:56,901 --> 00:18:00,334
SLAPPY SQUIRREL, YOU'VE
JUST WON THE LIFETIME
ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.

343
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:03,334
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO NOW?

344
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:05,634
I'M GOING TO...BED.

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00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:17,567
NOW, THAT'S COMEDY.

346
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,400
[ORCHESTRA TUNING UP]

347
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:32,801
 AND NOW, PERFORMING
 ANOTHER CLASSICAL WORK,

348
00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:34,901
 THE GREAT WAKKOROTTI.

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[APPLAUSE]

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[PLAYING THE BLUE DANUBE WALTZ]

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,334
* BUUURP! 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BUUURP! 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BUUURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP 

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'* BURP BURP 

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* BUUURP 

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* BURP BURP BURP 

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* BURP BURP BURP BURP
BURP BURP BURP *

383
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[APPLAUSE]

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EXCUSE ME. OH, EXCUSE ME.

385
00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:32,868
EXCUSE ME.

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00:20:32,868 --> 00:20:35,601
EXCUSE ME.

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THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.

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WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,

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A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
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00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,167
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PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
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GOODBYE, NURSE!