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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *

3
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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *

4
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

5
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

6
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *

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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *

8
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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *

9
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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT *

10
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *

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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT *

12
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *

13
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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *

14
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* DOT IS CUTE *

16
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* AND YAKKO YAKS *

17
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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *

18
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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *

19
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

21
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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *

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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *

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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *

24
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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY *

25
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE *

26
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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

27
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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

29
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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *

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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *

32
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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

33
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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y *

34
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* ANDROMEDA STRAIN-Y *

35
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* ANIMANIACS *

36
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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS **

37
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

38
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LOOK AT
ALL THOSE STARS.

39
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THEY MAKE ME WANT
TO WRITE POETRY...

40
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OR BAKE A HAM.

41
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WELL, SIBS,
I SAY WE TURN IN.

42
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TURN INTO WHAT?

43
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I KNOW. HOW
ABOUT SOME BATS?

44
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OR AN ELEPHANT.

45
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[BLEAT]

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OR A MONKEY.

47
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HOO HOO HOO HOO!

48
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HAH HAH!

49
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DON'T LOOK AT ME.
HE'S YOUR BROTHER.

50
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ZZZZZ.

51
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MEE MEE MEE MEE.

52
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ZZZZZ.

53
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MEE MEE MEE MEE.

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ZZZZZ.

55
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MEE MEE MEE MEE.

56
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ZZZZZ.

57
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MEE MEE MEE MEE.

58
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ZZZZZ.

59
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MEE MEE MEE MEE.

60
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ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!

61
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ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!

62
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO SLEEP?

63
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THIS GUY'S BARKING
LIKE A DOG ALL NIGHT.

64
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GIVE ME A BREAK.

65
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TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!

66
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IT ATTRACTS INSECTS.

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[HAMMERING]

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ZZZZZ.

69
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[BURP]

70
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UH, SOMETHING TELLS ME

71
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WE'RE NOT IN NORTHERN
WISCONSIN ANYMORE.

72
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REALLY? WHY?

73
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CALL IT A HUNCH,

74
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BUT I THINK
WE'VE BEEN ABDUCTED
BY ALIENS.

75
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ALIENS?
WHAT'LL WE DO?

76
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GO FIND THE CAFETERIA.

77
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YEAH!
YEAH!

78
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HAVE YOU CAPTURED
THE EARTH CREATURES?

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[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

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EXCELLENT. BEGIN
YOUR EXAMINATION.

81
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AND BRING ME
A Q-TIP.

82
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[SPEAKING ALIEN
LANGUAGE]

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NOPE.
NO EATS IN HERE.

84
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COME ON.

85
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OH, LOOK.
IT'S AN ALIEN.

86
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HOW CUTE.

87
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AW.
AW.
AW.

88
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I CAN SEE MYSELF
IN YOUR BIG EYEBALLS.

89
00:05:03,334 --> 00:05:04,334
WANT SOME?

90
00:05:04,334 --> 00:05:05,434
THERE.

91
00:05:05,434 --> 00:05:06,901
AREN'T YOU PRETTY?

92
00:05:08,734 --> 00:05:09,801
YECCHH!

93
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[SPEAKING
ALIEN LANGUAGE]

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ALL RIGHT! IT'S
A FOREIGN FILM.

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[SPEAKING
ORIENTAL LANGUAGE]

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[SPEAKING SWEDISH]

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[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

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PLFFT!
PLFFT!                  PLFFT!

99
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HEY. WHAT GIVES?

100
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WE'RE EITHER BEING
EXAMINED OR DRY CLEANED.

101
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HEE HEE!

102
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SORRY, YODA.
IT'S MY REFLEXES.

103
00:06:14,033 --> 00:06:15,467
"INSPECT THEIR BODIES"?

104
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EXQUEEZE ME?

105
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I SHOULD WARN YOU,

106
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WE'VE EATEN WITHIN
THE LAST 24 HOURS.

107
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LOOK. IT'S BIG FAT SCOTTY
FROM STAR TREK.

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AAH!

109
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AAH!

110
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AAH!

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AAH!

112
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WHOA. THAT'LL
LEAVE A MARK.

113
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NOW, DON'T
GET UP, REALLY.

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YODA, WHILE
YOU'RE RECUPERATING,

115
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YOU MIND IF
WE LOOK AROUND,

116
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MAYBE PLAY
A GAME OF TAG?

117
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GEE, THANKS!

118
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OH, BY THE WAY...

119
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TAG!

120
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YOU'RE IT!

121
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GRRR!

122
00:07:02,434 --> 00:07:04,634
THERE YOU ARE.

123
00:07:08,934 --> 00:07:10,934
EVERYBODY'S
LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS.

124
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Y'ALL
LEAVE US ALONE.

125
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CAN I HAVE YOUR
AUTOGRAPHS?

126
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HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE!

127
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HEE HEE HEE
HA HA HA!

128
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HEE HEE HEE
HO HO HO!

129
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TAG! YOU'RE IT.

130
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GRRR!

131
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[GRRR]

132
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YOU KNOW,

133
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YOU SHOULD MEET
MY PET.

134
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GRRR!
GRRR!

135
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I HOPE I'M INVITED
TO THE WEDDING.

136
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[GIBBERISH]

137
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THERE'S A PICKUP LINE

138
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IF I EVER HEARD ONE.

139
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OH, HOW THOUGHTFUL!

140
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YOU'RE GIVING ME A PERM.

141
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DO MY HAIR
LIKE BETTY RUBBLE,
WOULD YOU?

142
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HEY, THOSE ARE
MY THOUGHTS!

143
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HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

144
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HELLO, NURSE!

145
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[SIGHS]

146
00:09:00,367 --> 00:09:02,300
WOW, THIS IS GREAT.

147
00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:04,267
YOU TRY IT.

148
00:09:19,234 --> 00:09:21,534
ALIENS. GO FIG.

149
00:09:23,334 --> 00:09:26,501
COULD I GET A ROOT BEER?

150
00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,534
YAWOOZA!

151
00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:33,567
DID YOU MISS ME?

152
00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:49,434
WHAT'S AN APPENDAGE?

153
00:09:54,801 --> 00:09:57,868
WOW, I'M NOT
AS GOOD AS YOU, YODA.

154
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SEE YOU LATER!

155
00:10:11,868 --> 00:10:13,200
[SCREECH]

156
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,467
OH, COME ON,
DON'T GIVE UP!

157
00:10:15,467 --> 00:10:17,033
YOU CAN CATCH ME.

158
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,834
I'M REALLY TIRED...

159
00:10:18,834 --> 00:10:20,067
NAH!

160
00:10:21,901 --> 00:10:22,901
HMM.

161
00:10:22,901 --> 00:10:25,033
MUST BE THEIR LUNCHTIME.

162
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:37,300
DID YOU BRING ME
A Q-TIP?

163
00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:40,133
NOT AS SUCH.
WHO ARE YOU?

164
00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:42,634
CALL ME TOE.

165
00:10:42,634 --> 00:10:43,767
GOOD CHOICE.

166
00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:46,901
I AM THE SUPREME ONE,
THE PINNACLE OF EVOLUTION.

167
00:10:46,901 --> 00:10:50,901
IN A MILLION YEARS,
YOU WILL LOOK LIKE ME.

168
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:54,868
IF I LOOK LIKE YOU,
WHAT WILL YOU LOOK LIKE?

169
00:10:54,868 --> 00:10:56,934
MAYBE
YOU'LL LOOK LIKE ME.

170
00:10:56,934 --> 00:11:00,801
YOU'LL HAVE TO LIVE IN A
WATER TOWER IN BURBANK.

171
00:11:00,801 --> 00:11:03,467
TRY THAT
FOR A MILLION YEARS.

172
00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:06,801
AAH! I HAVEN'T HAD
A NAIL BUFF IN CENTURIES.

173
00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:08,334
YOU PLEASE ME, SUBCREATURE.

174
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,234
I CHOOSE TO GRANT YOU
ONE WISH.

175
00:11:11,234 --> 00:11:13,567
THINK
AND IT WILL BE DONE.

176
00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:18,200
HELLO, NURSE!

177
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,267
[GASPS]

178
00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:29,133
THANKS!
YOU'RE THE NICEST TOY
I'VE EVER MET.

179
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,968
JUST ONE LITTLE KISS.

180
00:11:32,968 --> 00:11:34,467
I'VE HAD ALL MY SHOTS!

181
00:11:35,901 --> 00:11:37,400
GOLD ROBE'S IT!

182
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,968
GOLD ROBE'S IT!

183
00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:49,267
WOW!
WOW!

184
00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:54,400
I WONDER IF IT'S GOT
CRUISE CONTROL.

185
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,000
HEY, YOD, MIND
IF WE DRIVE?

186
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,567
THANKS!

187
00:12:25,601 --> 00:12:27,667
[GROANING]

188
00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,033
WELL, SIBS,

189
00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:46,734
I DOUBT WE'LL EVER
SEE THEM AGAIN.

190
00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:51,234
UH-OH!
UH-OH!

191
00:12:52,801 --> 00:12:55,868
WOULD YOU MIND
DOING MY CUTICLES?

192
00:12:55,868 --> 00:13:03,400
EEW!
EEW!

193
00:13:08,901 --> 00:13:11,734
GEE, BRAIN, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO TONIGHT?

194
00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:14,133
THE SAME THING WE DO
EVERY NIGHT--

195
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:16,534
TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.

196
00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:20,501
* THE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

197
00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:22,367
* THE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

198
00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:24,701
* ONE IS A GENIUS *

199
00:13:24,701 --> 00:13:26,067
* THE OTHER'S INSANE *

200
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:28,200
* TO PROVE
THEIR MOUSEY WORTH *

201
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,200
* THEY'LL OVERTHROW
THE EARTH *

202
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,434
* THEY'RE DINKY *

203
00:13:31,434 --> 00:13:32,934
* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *

204
00:13:32,934 --> 00:13:35,734
* BRAIN, BRAIN,
BRAIN, BRAIN **

205
00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:45,901
HALLOWEEN, PINKY, 1938.

206
00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:48,834
THE MERCURY RADIO THEATER
PRESENTED AND ADAPTATION

207
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,901
OF H.G. WELLES'
 WAR OF THE WORLDS

208
00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:53,334
THAT WAS SO REALISTIC

209
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:55,400
PEOPLE ACTUALLY
FLED THE CITIES,

210
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,601
BELIEVING THAT CREATURES
FROM MARS WERE ATTACKING
THE EARTH.

211
00:13:58,601 --> 00:14:01,667
IT PROVED THAT RADIO
WAS A POWERFUL TOOL,

212
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,167
AND, NOW, PINKY,

213
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:04,667
THE ADVANCE
OF TECHNOLOGY

214
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:07,667
HAS BROUGHT US
AN EVEN MORE
POWERFUL TOOL.

215
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,167
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT IS?

216
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,701
THE RUBBER BAND?

217
00:14:11,701 --> 00:14:15,701
THE WORKINGS
OF YOUR MIND ARE
A MYSTERY TO ME.

218
00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:17,701
I LOVE A GOOD MYSTERY.

219
00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,067
[CRASH]

220
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:25,934
TELEVISION, PINKY,
IS OUR NEW TOOL.

221
00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:28,901
WE WILL PIRATE
THE AIRWAVES

222
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,868
AND STAGE A HOAX
LIKE WAR OF THE WORLDS.

223
00:14:31,868 --> 00:14:34,100
THREE CAMERAS, BRAIN?

224
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,868
YES.

225
00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:38,868
TECHNIQUE PIONEERED
BY THE GREAT DESI ARNAZ,

226
00:14:38,868 --> 00:14:42,934
WITH THEM, WE WILL SCARE
THE PEOPLE OF THE CITIES,

227
00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:44,868
LEAVING
NO RESISTANCE BEHIND.

228
00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:47,801
WE WILL HAVE TAKEN OVER
THE WORLD.

229
00:14:47,801 --> 00:14:49,901
EGAD, BRAIN!
BRILLIANT!

230
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:51,400
UH, WAIT. NO, NO.

231
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,300
WHY WOULD THEY
BE SCARED OF US?

232
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:55,734
WE'RE SO SMALL.

233
00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:58,234
WE PRACTICALLY
THE SIZE OF MICE.

234
00:14:58,234 --> 00:14:59,934
WE ARE MICE, PINKY.

235
00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:02,501
OH, RIGHT!
THERE YOU ARE THEN!

236
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:06,534
IT'S NOT
A QUESTION OF SIZE.

237
00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:08,467
IT'S A QUESTION
OF SCALE.

238
00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:11,868
WATCH THE MONITOR.

239
00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:14,167
ZOUNDS, BRAIN!
YOU'RE GIGANTIC!

240
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:17,334
TELEVISION, PINKY.
THE GREAT DECEPTOR.

241
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,000
NAAARF!

242
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:26,300
HOW IS MY DISGUISE,
PINKY?

243
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:30,100
OH, IS THAT YOU, BRAIN?

244
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,601
YOU FLATTER ME, PINKY.

245
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:34,601
NOW, THROW THE SWITCH
AND LET US BEGIN

246
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,734
THE BATTLE FOR THE PLANET!

247
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,767
HUH?

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 WE INTERRUPT
 YOUR REGULAR BROADCAST

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 TO BRING YOU THIS
 IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN.

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WHAT IS THAT?

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SOMEONE'S PIRATED
THE TV LINES.

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 SCIENTISTS
 HAVE JUST REPORTED

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 THAT A LARGE UNIDENTIFIED
 FLYING OBJECT

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 SEEMS TO BE HEADING
 TOWARDS EARTH.

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 THERE IS
 NO CAUSE FOR ALARM,

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 BUT THERE PROBABLY
 WILL BE.

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 NOW, A SATELLITE VIEW
 OF THE PLANET

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 TO CATCH A GLIMPSE

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 OF THIS FEARFUL COURIER
 OF THE UNKNOWN.

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[IMITATING ROCKET]

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I'VE JUST RECEIVED WORD

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THAT THE UFO IS ABOUT
TO CRASH-LAND NEARBY.

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THERE SHOULD BE
A GREAT EXPLOSION.

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I SAID,

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THERE SHOULD BE
A GREAT EXPLOSION!

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OH!
OH, RIGHT, BRAIN!

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NARF!

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[IMITATING EXPLOSION]

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SORRY, BRAIN.

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WE'LL GO LIVE
TO THE CRASH SIGHT
MOMENTARILY.

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I'M REPORTING TO YOU LIVE
FROM THE CRASH SIGHT.

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I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS.

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CAN WE GET A SHOT

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OF THIS VERY
FRIGHTENING SCENE?

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 I AM NOW POSITIONED
 CLOSE TO THE--

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THIS LOOKS LIKE A VEHICLE
FROM OUTER SPACE,

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HERE TO DESTROY THE EARTH.

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[HOWLING]

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THERE'S A STRANGE NOISE
EMANATING FROM INSIDE.

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SOMETHING SEEMS TO BE
COMING OUT OF THE SHIP.

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OH, MY, IT'S HIDEOUS!

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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I CAN HARDLY DESCRIBE
THIS TERRIFYING CREATURE
BEFORE ME,

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EXCEPT TO SAY,
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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EMPTY THE CITIES!

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LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND!

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I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG
I CAN STAY ON THE AIR.

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 I'LL TRY TO GET
 TO OUR AERIAL VIEW
 IN CHOPPER FIVE.

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CHOPPER FIVE
HIGH ABOVE THE CITY.

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THE HORRIBLE CREATURES
FROM MARS INVADING,

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DESTROYING EVERYTHING
IN THEIR PATH.

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OH, THE HUMANITY!

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[GROWLING]

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HA HA HA HA!

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THIS IS NO HOAX,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
WHILE YOU CAN!

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WE'RE NOT MAKING
THIS UP

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JUST SO WE CAN
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

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OH, NO!
IT'S HEADING THIS WAY!

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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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YAHHH!

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WAAHHH HA!

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[GROWLING]

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AAH!

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WE DID IT, PINKY!

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BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE!

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UNDOUBTEDLY,
THE POPULATION
HAS FLED IN FEAR

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FROM THEIR
TERRIFYING ENEMY.

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HA!

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LET US MAKE HASTE

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TO THE WHITE HOUSE!

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 "BATTLE FOR THE PLANT
 IS A COMEDY SMASH.

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"WORLD LAUGHS TOGETHER.

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STAY HOME FOR THIS ONE."

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HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!

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HAR HAR HAR HAR!

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HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!

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PINKY, ARE YOU PONDERING
WHAT I'M PONDERING?

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WELL, I THINK SO,

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BUT IF WE DIDN'T
HAVE EARS,

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WE'D LOOK LIKE WEASELS.

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[SIGHS HEAVILY]

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NO, PINKY,

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OUR HOAX.

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NO ONE WENT ANYWHERE.

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NO ONE FLED THE CITIES.

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THEY FOUND US...
HUMOROUS.

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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BACK TO OUR CAGE.

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WE MUST PLAN
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.

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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
TOMORROW NIGHT?

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THE SAME THING
WE DO EVERY NIGHT--

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TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.

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* THEY'RE DINKY *

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* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *

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* BRAIN, BRAIN,
BRAIN, BRAIN **

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