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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *

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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *

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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROS. *

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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *

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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *

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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT 

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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *

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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT 

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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *

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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* DOT IS CUTE 

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* AND YAKKO YAKS 

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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *

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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *

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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *

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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *

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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY 

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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 

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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *

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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *

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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y 

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* HERE'S
THE SHOW'S NAMEY *

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* ANIMANIACS 

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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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* THE HILLS
ARE QUITE FULL *

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* OF BIG ROCKS
AND BOULDERS *

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* WITH IGNEOUS ROCK 

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* SEDIMENTARY, TOO 

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* THE HILLS
ARE QUITE FULL *

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* OF BIG ROCKS
AND BOULDERS **

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HELLO, NURSE!

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NICE SINGING!

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HEY, WANT TO WATCH ME
PRETEND TO THROW UP?

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[GAGGING]

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UH, HAVE YOU SEEN

49
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ANY THREE LITTLE KIDS
AROUND HERE ANYWHERES?

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THEY WENT THAT WAY.

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OH, THANKS.

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HEY, BY THE WAY, I REALLY
LIKES YOUR SINGINGS.

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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

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TAKE THE WORD ANIMAL,

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TRANSPOSE THE LETTERS
"N" AND "M,"
AND IT'S AMINAL.

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IN A NUTSHELL,
THAT'S COMEDY.

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WHO ARE YOU?

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WE'RE THE WARNER BROS.

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AND THE WARNER SISTER.

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KIDS, LOOK.
LET'S NOT WASTE TIME.

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I'M A BUSY MAN.

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I GOT A MOVIE TO DIRECT

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AND COMEDY
TO PLAN AND PLOT.

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I'M A COMEDY GENIUS.

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LOUIE'S A GENIUS, TOO.

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GIVE HIM YOUR MUSIC.

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MUSIC?

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FOR THE AUDITION,

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YOU SWEET
WEIRD-LOOKING KID.

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YOU WANT TO AUDITION
OR TALK ALL DAY?

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GIVEN THE OPTIONS,
WE'LL AUDITION.

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WAKKO,
THE MUSIC, PLEASE.

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* THREE LITTLE MAIDS
FROM SCHOOL ARE WE *

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* PERT AS A SCHOOLGIRL
WELL CAN BE *

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* FILLED TO THE BRIM
WITH GIRLISH GLEE *

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* THREE LITTLE MAIDS
FROM SCHOOL *

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* EVERYTHING IS
A SOURCE OF FUN *

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* NOBODY'S SAFE
'CAUSE WE CARE FOR NONE *

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* LIFE IS A JOKE
THAT HAS JUST BEGUN *

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* THREE LITTLE MAIDS
FROM SCHOOL **

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I'M BOWLED OVER.
THAT IS GOOD STUFF.

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YOU KIDS GOT IT.
YOU GOT THAT SOMETHING,

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THAT SPECIAL ZINGY THING
THAT COMES FROM HERE.

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THAT'S
A SPAGHETTI STAIN.

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YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

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THAT'S CLEVER.
YOU'RE WAKKO.

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NO, THIS IS WAKKO.

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YOU'RE FUNNY.

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NO. I'M YAKKO,
AND THAT'S DOT.

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HAVEN'T WE MET BEFORE?

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OH, I LOVE THESE KIDS.
THEY'RE SO FUNNY.

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NICE KIDS THAT LOOK
LIKE PUPPIES. FLAMEEL!

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WHERE YOU
NUTTY FUNSTERS GOING?

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JAN MURRAY'S HOUSE?

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YOU'RE GONNA BE
IN MY MOVIE.

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MOVIE?

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WHO WERE YOU
LOOKING AT?

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THE PEOPLE
WATCHING ON TV.

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PEOPLES? WHAT PEOPLES?

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HELLO, NICE PEOPLE
IN THE TV!

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I DON'T SEE ANY.

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WHERE'D YOU GO?
THERE YOU ARE.

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NICE KIDS,
WE'RE WITH A MOVIE,
GONNA DO A THING!

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AAAAH!

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DUH, WHERE ARE THEY?

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O.K., MR. PENZOIL HEAD,
WE'RE CONVINCED.

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WE'LL DO YOUR MOVIE.

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OH, YOU'LL DO--
THE MOV--YOU'LL DO THE--

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HAPPY--I AM--
SO MUCH. OYL!

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BE AFRAID.
BE VERY AFRAID.

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HERE'S THE FIRST SCENE.

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A LADY'S GOING TO WANT SHOES
THAT ARE TOO SMALL.

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SO?

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SO THAT'S FUNNY,
MY LITTLE KID
WITH THE CHEEKS.

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LET'S DO IT.
MORTY, ROLL IT.

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ACTION!

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HELLO, LARGE NURSE!

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I SHOULD LIKE TO SEE
SOME SHOES, PLEASE.

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WHAT A BIG FEET
YOU HAVE.

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WAKKO, GET HER
A SIZE 16.

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NO. I WANT A SIZE 6.

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HEH HEH HEH.
COURTESY LAUGH.

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WAKKO, GET THIS WOMAN
A SIZE 6.

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CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT!

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SWEETHEARTS, WHAT'S WITH
THE SHOE STRETCHING?

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THAT'S FUNNY HO HO.
I WANT FUNNY HA HA.

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YEAH, BUT--

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PLEASE DON'T SPEAK.
I'M DIRECTING.

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I'VE BEEN DOING COMEDY
FOR YEARS.

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THE KEY IS THE PROPENSITY
OF THE KNOWN

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AGAINST THE BACKDROP
OF UNIVERSAL TRUTHS.

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HERE'S HOW I'D DO
THAT SCENE. GO SIT.

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NICE LADY!
A SIZE 6 IS TOO SMALL
FOR YOUR FAT FOOT.

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DON'T WITH THE HITTING!
I'LL MAKE IT SHOULD FIT!

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[BABBLING]

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SEE? NOW, THAT'S FUNNY.

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YOU KIDS DO IT
LIKE THAT.

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MORTY, ROLL IT.

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ACTION!

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OH, LADY! OH, LADY!

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OH, LADY! OH, LADY!

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OH, LADY! OH, LADY!

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NICE LADY!

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OH, LADY! OH, LADY!
OH, LADY!

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AAAAH!

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NICE LADY!

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CUT, CUT,
CUT, CUT!

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WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.

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YOU KIDS ARE TERRIBLE.

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WE HAVE A DIFFERENCE
OF OPINION.

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IF YOU CAN DO IT BETTER,
THEN YOU DIRECT.

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O.K.!

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SWEETHEART, IN THIS SCENE,

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WE DON'T WANT FUNNY HA HA,
WE WANT FUNNY UH-OH.

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WHAT'S FUNNY UH-OH?

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UH-OH?

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ALL RIGHT,
IN THIS SCENE...

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OY! TOO LOUD.
MAKE WITH A WHISPER.

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DON'T WITH
THE LOUD MAKER TALK.

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SWEETHEART,
WE'RE GOING TO DO
THE TRAGIC ENDING

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TO THE MOVIE
 OLD SCREAMER,

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ABOUT A BOY'S LOVE
FOR HIS SICK, OLD DOG.

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I'M THE BOY?

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NO. YOU'RE THE DOG.

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AND...ACTION!

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OH! OH! OLD SCREAMER,
YOU'RE SO VERY SICK.

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BARK. WOOF. BARK.
FROYNLAVEN.

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OH,
MY CHILD WAKKO BOY.

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IT'S BEST THAT
WE PUT OLD SCREAMER
OUT OF HIS MISERY.

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00:08:05,133 --> 00:08:07,367
NO, BARK. WOOF. NO!

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00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:12,968
BUT, MA,
HOW WILL I EVER LIVE
WITHOUT OLD SCREAMER?

172
00:08:12,968 --> 00:08:14,634
YEAH, BARK!

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BECAUSE I BOUGHT YOU
THIS NEW CUDDLY PUPPY.

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[ARF ARF]

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OH, A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY.

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GOODBYE, OLD SCREAMER.

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OW...BARK. HURT.

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I SHOULD GO HOME.

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PLEASE DON'T SPEAK.
I'M DIRECTING.

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WHOA. NO MORE WITH
THE THING OF LOUD.

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NOW,
IN THIS NEXT SCENE,

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YOU'RE
THE FAMOUS ARCHEOLOGIST
ILLINOIS SMITH.

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YOU'RE ABOUT TO
GRAB THE ANCIENT
BOWL OF SURPRISE.

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AND...ACTION!

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HURRY, ILLY.
THE MONSTER'S COMING.

186
00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:07,834
MONSTER?

187
00:09:07,834 --> 00:09:09,400
WITH TEETH AND PAWS?

188
00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:19,267
GRRRR!

189
00:09:22,434 --> 00:09:24,234
GRRRR!

190
00:09:24,234 --> 00:09:26,267
OH, MONSTER!

191
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PROTECT ME, ILLY!

192
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I'M FRIGHTENED!

193
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YOU'RE FRIGHTENED?
I HAVE TO POTTY!

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ILLY, USE YOUR WHIP!

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I THINK IT'S
A NOT-WORKING WHIP!

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HOYL!

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GRRRR.

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HOYL!

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CUT, CUT, CUT.

200
00:09:57,601 --> 00:10:00,634
THE ROCKS FALL DOWN,
GO BOOM.

201
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:05,067
THAT WAS GOOD,
BUT...AHHHH, I WANT
TO DO IT AGAIN.

202
00:10:05,067 --> 00:10:08,267
MORE AGAIN? TO DO OVER
WITH THE HURTING?

203
00:10:08,267 --> 00:10:11,400
I HAVE TO GO.
I GOT TO LEAVE.

204
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,834
SHOULDN'T--YES--
TO GO. MAYBE WE
SHOULDN'T WORK TOGETHER.

205
00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:17,767
YOU'RE GOOD, BUT
NOT FOR ME TO WORK.

206
00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:20,300
LEAVE I SHOULD.
BYE, I GO.

207
00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:21,801
ARE YOU SURE?

208
00:10:21,801 --> 00:10:24,701
YEAH. GOING IS GOOD.
STAYING IS BAD.

209
00:10:24,701 --> 00:10:25,734
BYE.

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00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,033
[CRASHING]

211
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:46,968
THAT MAN IS A GENIUS.

212
00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:52,634
* THE JUNGLE WAS NICE
BUT WAY BEHIND THE TIMES *

213
00:10:52,634 --> 00:10:56,400
* FOR TWO ENDANGERED HIPPOS
WITH HIP AND TRENDY MINDS *

214
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,701
* SO THEY FLEW
THEIR RANCH ROOVER *

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00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,434
* TO THE CITY'S NEON GLOW *

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00:11:00,434 --> 00:11:05,000
* FAVIO AND MARITA,
THE HIP HIPPOS **

217
00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,067
SIR?

218
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:46,200
I'M HUNGRY.
I MUST MEAL.

219
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,801
APPLE ME.

220
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:54,300
HMM. UM. MM-MMM.

221
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,834
GRAPE ME.

222
00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:08,934
BANANA ME.

223
00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:24,634
CAN'T YOU CLEAN
WITHOUT BEING SEEN?

224
00:12:24,634 --> 00:12:25,634
MUM?

225
00:12:25,634 --> 00:12:27,934
YOU ARE SKINNY,
VERY SKINNY,

226
00:12:27,934 --> 00:12:31,200
AND IT IS CONFUSING
TO MY PULSE RATE.

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00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,033
WHOOAAA!

228
00:12:34,801 --> 00:12:36,734
OOH! AAAH!

229
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,801
MUM, SIR...

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00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,501
I QUIT!

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00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:01,100
* FLAVIO,
FLAVIO, FLAVIO *

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00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:03,634
* MARITA, MARITA, MARITA 

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00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:04,667
* AAH 

234
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,434
* WHAT SHALL WE DO? 

235
00:13:06,434 --> 00:13:09,501
* WHAT WILL BECOME
OF US TWO? *

236
00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:11,501
* THE HELP IS GONE 

237
00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:13,467
* THE MAID IS THROUGH 

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00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:17,901
* WHAT WILL BECOME
OF US TWO? *

239
00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:20,734
UH-OH. NOW WHO'LL
CLEAN OUR CAGES?

240
00:13:24,501 --> 00:13:26,000
* I'M CALLING UP
THE AGENCY *

241
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,767
* TO FIND
A NEW HOUSEKEEPER *

242
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,567
* SHE'S CALLING UP
THE AGENCY *

243
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,033
* TO FIND
A NEW HOUSEKEEPER *

244
00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:33,000
* A CHAMBERMAID,
A GOURMET CHEF *

245
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,634
* A TRENDY
CARPET SWEEPER *

246
00:13:34,634 --> 00:13:35,901
* A CHAMBERMAID,
A GOURMET CHEF *

247
00:13:35,901 --> 00:13:37,901
* A TRENDY
CARPET SWEEPER *

248
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:41,033
WHY ARE YOU REPEATING
EVERYTHING I AM SINGING?

249
00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:44,167
* WHY AM I REPEATING
EVERYTHING THAT YOU-- *

250
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,434
I DO NOT KNOW.

251
00:13:48,434 --> 00:13:51,400
[MAN ON TELEPHONE
HUMMING]

252
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,601
* HELLO, HELLO,
MARITA HIPPO HERE *

253
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,267
* I'M HAVING
AN EMERGENCY *

254
00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:57,968
* MY LIFE IS FILLED
WITH URGENCY *

255
00:13:57,968 --> 00:14:01,400
* WE NEED TO HIRE
A SERVANT, SEE! *

256
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,100
* WE NEED
A NEW HOUSEKEEPER *

257
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:05,901
[MAN HUMMING]

258
00:14:08,634 --> 00:14:10,234
BUT--BUT...

259
00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:12,901
OH...VERY WELL.

260
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:23,067
MARITA, MY POOR
WILTING LILY.
WHAT IS THE MATTER?

261
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:26,000
THEY CANNOT SEND US
A NEW MAID UNTIL...

262
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,634
MONDAY MORNING.

263
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,834
MONDAY MORNING?

264
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:31,734
* WHAT SHALL WE DO? 

265
00:14:31,734 --> 00:14:35,634
* WHAT WILL BECOME
OF US TWO? *

266
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:43,000
HAVE NO FEAR,
MARITA DEAR.
I HAVE A PLAN.

267
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,200
PRAY TELL, FLAVIO!

268
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,734
* I'LL DO THE WINDOWS *

269
00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:50,334
* AND PUSH THE VACUUM 

270
00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:52,067
* POLISH THE PARLOR 

271
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:55,767
* SCRUB OUT THE BATHROOM 

272
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:05,534
OH, THIS IS HARD.

273
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:21,234
* I WILL NOT WORRY,
I WILL NOT FEAR *

274
00:15:21,234 --> 00:15:24,000
* I'LL DO LAUNDRY
UNTIL HELP IS HERE *

275
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,000
* FOLD THE TOWELS
AND STARCH THE SHIRTS *

276
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,934
* AND I'LL DO LAUNDRY
UNTIL IT HURTS *

277
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,000
 ĦAY!

278
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,467
THIS IS REALLY
NOT SO AMUSING.

279
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:47,234
* DINNER IS EASY,
SIMPLE LIKE A DREAM *

280
00:15:47,234 --> 00:15:48,834
* CLEANING THE CHICKEN 

281
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,067
* SCRUBBING THE BEANS 

282
00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:53,100
* ADD-A TWO TABLESPOONS
INTO A POT *

283
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,133
* STIR-FRY UNTIL HOT 

284
00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:02,634
PERHAPS NEXT TIME,
WE TAKE OUT CHINESE.

285
00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:04,167
[GONG]

286
00:16:22,968 --> 00:16:26,000
* POOR LITTLE HIPPOS,
HUSBAND AND WIFE *

287
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,200
* THEY HAVEN'T A CLUE,
THEY HAVEN'T A LIFE *

288
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,567
* A TRAGIC CONCLUSION,
SEE HOW THEY CRY *

289
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:35,968
* POOR HIPPOPOTAMI 

290
00:16:35,968 --> 00:16:37,801
* WHAT WILL WE DO? 

291
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:43,100
* WHAT WILL BECOME
OF ME AND YOU? *

292
00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:50,100
[DOORBELL CHIMES]

293
00:16:56,234 --> 00:16:58,434
I FORGOT MY FEATHER DUSTER.

294
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:02,000
* WE REALIZE
WE'VE BEEN WRONG *

295
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,100
* WE'VE TREATED YOU
UNFAIR *

296
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,634
* HOW CAN
WE MAKE IT UP *

297
00:17:05,634 --> 00:17:08,434
* AND SHOW YOU
HOW WE CARE? *

298
00:17:08,434 --> 00:17:10,234
* COME CLEAN FOR US,
COME CLEAN FOR US *

299
00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:11,767
* COME BACK
AND CLEAN FOR US *

300
00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:13,200
* WE'LL GIVE YOU
ANYTHING YOU ASK *

301
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,033
* JUST SAY
YOU'LL CLEAN FOR US *

302
00:17:21,234 --> 00:17:22,834
OH, ALL RIGHT.

303
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,968
* SHE'LL CLEAN FOR US,
SHE'LL CLEAN FOR US *

304
00:17:25,968 --> 00:17:27,467
* SHE SAID SHE REALLY WILL 

305
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,868
* A HAPPY ENDING, EVERYONE 

306
00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:32,367
* SHE SAID SHE'LL CLEAN *

307
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:36,534
* FOR US *

308
00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,167
THERE'S A TWIST--

309
00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:43,767
AN OPERA
WITH A HAPPY ENDING.

310
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,033
* THE CRANKIEST
OF CREATURES *

311
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:50,734
* IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD 

312
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:54,267
* OUR NEXT CARTOON FEATURES
SLAPPY THE SQUIRREL *

313
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,968
AH, ENOUGH WITH
THE SINGING ALREADY.

314
00:17:56,968 --> 00:18:00,567
* THAT'S SLAPPY **

315
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:18,267
* IT'S THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA *

316
00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:21,567
* THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA *

317
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,234
* GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO *

318
00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:28,000
* HAS A PRETTY LITTLE FLOWER
BED OF WHITE GARDENIAS *

319
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,734
* GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO *

320
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:34,033
* BUT PARKED IN
A RICKETY OLD GARAGE *

321
00:18:34,033 --> 00:18:39,100
* THERE'S A BRAND-NEW SHINY
RED SUPERSTOCKED DODGE *

322
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:42,334
* AND EVERYBODY'S SAYIN'
THAT THERE'S NOBODY MEANER *

323
00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:45,701
* THAN THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA *

324
00:18:45,701 --> 00:18:47,067
* SHE DRIVES REAL FAST 

325
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,667
* AND SHE
DRIVES REAL HARD *

326
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:51,701
* SHE'S THE TERROR
OF COLORADO BOULEVARD *

327
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:58,067
* IT'S THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA *

328
00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,767
* IF YOU SEE HER
ON THE STREET *

329
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:02,167
* DON'T TRY TO CHASE HER *

330
00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:04,634
* GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO *

331
00:19:04,634 --> 00:19:06,133
* YOU MIGHT DRIVE A GOER 

332
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,367
* BUT YOU'LL NEVER
LOSE HER *

333
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:11,300
* GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO *

334
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,834
* SHE'S GONNA GET
A TICKET NOW *

335
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,534
* SOONER OR LATER 

336
00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:15,634
* 'CAUSE SHE CAN'T
KEEP HER FOOT *

337
00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:17,868
* OFF THE ACCELERATOR 

338
00:19:17,868 --> 00:19:19,667
[VROOM VROOM]

339
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,467
* AND EVERYBODY'S SAYIN'
THAT THERE'S NOBODY MEANER *

340
00:19:22,467 --> 00:19:25,801
* THAN THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA *

341
00:19:25,801 --> 00:19:27,000
* SHE DRIVES REAL FAST 

342
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,467
* AND SHE
DRIVES REAL HARD *

343
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:31,634
* SHE'S THE TERROR
OF COLORADO BOULEVARD *

344
00:19:31,634 --> 00:19:38,701
* IT'S THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA *

345
00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:44,901
* GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO *

346
00:19:48,434 --> 00:19:51,200
* GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO *

347
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,601
* THE GUYS COME TO RACE HER
FROM MILES AROUND *

348
00:19:54,601 --> 00:19:55,767
* BUT SHE'LL GIVE 'EM
A LENGTH *

349
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:59,767
* THEN SHE'LL
SHUT 'EM DOWN *

350
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:02,567
* AND EVERYBODY'S SAYIN'
THAT THERE'S NOBODY MEANER *

351
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:06,000
* THAN THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA *

352
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,267
* SHE DRIVES REAL FAST 

353
00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:09,434
* AND SHE
DRIVES REAL HARD *

354
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:12,400
* SHE'S THE TERROR
OF COLORADO BOULEVARD *

355
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:17,334
* IT'S THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA *

356
00:20:17,334 --> 00:20:19,834
* GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO *

357
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:23,934
* GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO *

358
00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:26,334
* GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO *

359
00:20:26,334 --> 00:20:29,934
AND I NEVER TOOK
A LESSON IN MY LIFE.

360
00:20:29,934 --> 00:20:32,868
[SIRENS]

361
00:20:32,868 --> 00:20:38,968
* GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO... **

362
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:01,534
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363
00:21:01,534 --> 00:21:03,534
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364
00:21:03,534 --> 00:21:05,267
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365
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:07,934
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