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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *

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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *

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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *

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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *

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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *

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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT *

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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *

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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT *

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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *

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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* DOT IS CUTE *

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* AND YAKKO YAKS *

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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *

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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *

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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *

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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *

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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY *

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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE *

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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *

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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *

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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y *

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* CITIZEN KANE-Y *

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* ANIMANIACS *

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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS **

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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[POPPING]

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700 BIG ONES.

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HEE HEE HEE HEE.

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HEE HEE HEE.

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EXCUSE ME.

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HI, NEIGHBOR. WHAT
CAN I DO YOU FOR?

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WHAT IS THIS?

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WELL, THIS, UH,
THING--

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IT'S A--A
GRIBBLE REFINER.

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VERY VALUABLE.
ONE OF A KIND.

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WHAT'S A GRIBBLE
REFINER?

49
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WHAT'S A--YOU
REFINE GRIBBLE
WITH IT.

50
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YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BUY IT.
MAKE YOUR OWN.

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ENOUGH GRIBBLE
FOR EVERYONE.

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WOW! I'LL TAKE IT.

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GOOD MAN.

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THAT'S $19.95
PLUS TAX,
LICENSE,

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DESTINATION FEE,

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SHIPPING
AND HANDLING--

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WHOOPS! I FORGOT
RESEARCH
AND DEVELOPMENT.

58
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NICE DOING
BUSINESS WITH YOU.

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BYE-BYE!

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EXCUSE ME.

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WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?

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I BOUGHT THIS
FROM YOUR
GARAGE SALE.

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WHEN I GOT IT HOME,
IT FELL APART.

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IT'S SUPPOSED
TO DO THAT.

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OH, NO.
IT'S BROKEN,

66
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AND I'D LIKE
MY MONEY BACK.

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TELL YOU WHAT
I'LL DO.
LET'S COMPROMISE.

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NO REFUNDS!

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THAT WAS RUDE.

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"GARAGE SALE."

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MUST BE THIS WAY.

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HELLO, LADY
IN THE TREE.

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WHAT A CHARMING LAD.

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WELL, SIBS,
THERE IT IS.

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THE GARAGE SALE.

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THAT'S
THE BEST GARAGE
I'VE EVER SEEN.

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IT'S WONDERFUL.

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WOW! ARE WE REALLY
GOING TO BUY IT,
YAKKO?

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IT'S A GARAGE SALE,
ISN'T IT? COME ON.

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22 FEET LONG.

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10 FEET TALL.

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IT'S THE PERFECT
SIZE, YAKKO.

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LOOK. IT FITS
RIGHT ON TOP
OF THE TOWER.

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HEY, THE OWNER'S
COMING.

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REMEMBER, SIBS,

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DON'T LET HIM KNOW
WE'RE INTERESTED,

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OR WE WON'T GET
A GOOD DEAL.

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[WHISTLING ANIMANIACS
 THEME]

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WHAT ARE YOU
KIDS DOING?

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NAH. IT'S NOT WHAT
WE'RE LOOKING FOR.

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IT'S--IT'S
ALL WRONG.

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YOU'D HAVE
TO PAY US
TO TAKE IT AWAY.

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BUT WE COULD SEE
OUR WAY CLEAR

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TO PAY...UM, WHAT'S
FAIR, 26 CENTS?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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WE'RE NOT HERE
TO HAGGLE.

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26 CENTS IS
OUR FINAL OFFER.

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TAKE IT
OR LEAVE IT.

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TAKE IT. OH,
TAKE IT. PLEASE.

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OR NOT.

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I DON'T CARE.

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YOU KIDS
ARE CRAZY.

103
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GET OFF
OF MY PROPERTY.

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27 CENTS. THAT'S
OUR FINAL OFFER
FOR THIS GARAGE.

105
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YOU'LL HAVE
TO SELL

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YOUR DON KNOTTS
VIDEOS.

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BOO HOO.

108
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THE GARAGE
IS NOT FOR SALE.

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OOH! CAN I
PRESS THE BUTTON?

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NO!

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OH, PLEASE?
PLEASE?

112
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NOW LOOK
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

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DON'T WORRY, MISTER.
I'LL FIX IT LIKE NEW.

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GIVE ME
THAT BACK.

115
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I'LL FIX IT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

116
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HOW ABOUT IT?
27 CENTS?

117
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MY GARAGE ISN'T
FOR SALE.

118
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IT'S WORTH AT LEAST
$20,000.

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FINE. LET'S MEET
IN THE MIDDLE.

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28 CENTS.

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WHY, YOU LITTLE...

122
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GET OUT OF HERE!

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NOT UNTIL YOU SELL US
THE GARAGE.

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FABOO!

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ALMOST
GOT IT FIXED.

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WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO, YAKKO?

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I DON'T THINK
HE WANTS TO SELL.

128
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WE'LL HAVE TO TRY
A DIFFERENT
APPROACH.

129
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THAT'LL BE
ENOUGH OF THAT.

130
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EVERY BOY
NEEDS A HOBBY.

131
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IT'S BROKEN. I WANT
MY MONEY BACK.

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NICE DOING BUSINESS
WITH YOU.

133
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MAY I HELP YOU?

134
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WARNER'S THE NAME.
AUCTIONS ARE MY GAME.

135
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THIS IS A NICE GARAGE.
I CAN GET TOP DOLLAR.

136
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WHAT?

137
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WE'LL
AUCTION IT OFF TO
THE HIGHEST BIDDER.

138
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OOH! YOU'LL BE RICH.

139
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?

140
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I DON'T THINK--

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GOOD MAN.

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I'LL START THE BIDDING
AT 25 CENTS.

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25 CENTS.

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25. DO I HEAR 26?

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26 CENTS.

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26. DO I HEAR 27?

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27 CENTS.

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27 CENTS.

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27 CENTS GOING ONCE,
TWICE...

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SOLD!

151
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HOO! YOU'RE
A LUCKY MAN.

152
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YOU!

153
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WHO?

154
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GET OUT OF HERE!

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THAT'S HIM,
OFFICER.

156
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THESE PEOPLE TELL ME
YOU WON'T GIVE REFUNDS.

157
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BUT, OFFICER, I'VE
GIVEN ALL MY PROFITS
TO CHARITY.

158
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I HAVE NO MONEY.

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[LAUGHING]

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GET THE MONEY!

161
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PLFFTT!

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[SOBBING]

163
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I'M PENNILESS,

164
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BROKE, NOTHING!

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SAY, HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO MAKE 26 CENTS?

166
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OUR VERY OWN GARAGE.

167
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GUESS WHAT?

168
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TOMORROW SOME GUY'S
HAVING A YARD SALE.

169
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LET'S READ OUR FORTUNES.

170
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THE HOTEL OF YOUR MIND
HAS MANY VACANCIES.

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YOU ARE CUTE
AND CAN'T HELP IT.

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WHAT'S YOURS SAY, WAKKO?

173
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I DIDN'T GET
A FORTUNE.

174
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WHAT'D YOU GET?

175
00:08:00,334 --> 00:08:01,334
SOMETHING BETTER.

176
00:08:01,334 --> 00:08:03,234
THE NEXT CARTOON.

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[SNAP]

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[SNAP]

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[SNAP]

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[SQUIT]
 AS FAR BACK
 AS I CAN REMEMBER,

181
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 I ALWAYS WANTED
 TO FALL IN LOVE,

182
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 BUT WE WERE ALWAYS
 TOO BUSY

183
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 FIGHTING TO PROTECT
 OUR TERRITORY

184
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 FROM THE SPARROWS,

185
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 ESPECIALLY THE STATUE
 OF MARTIN SCORSESE.

186
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 NO BIRD COULD PERCH
 ON SCORSESE'S HEAD

187
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 UNLESS HE WAS
 A GOODFEATHER,

188
00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:03,467
 AND AS LONG
 AS THE SPARROWS

189
00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:04,801
 KEPT TRYING TO TAKE
 THE STATUE,

190
00:09:04,801 --> 00:09:06,968
 LOVE WOULD
 HAVE TO WAIT.

191
00:09:23,334 --> 00:09:24,934
BEAT IT!            BEAT IT!

192
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:32,067
THE STATUE IS ALL YOURS
FOR NOW, PIGEONS.

193
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ENJOY IT
WHILE YOU CAN.

194
00:09:44,534 --> 00:09:46,501
[SNAP SNAP]

195
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[MEOW]

196
00:09:48,334 --> 00:09:49,334
KRUPKITTY!

197
00:09:49,334 --> 00:09:51,067
[MEOW]

198
00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:55,901
[GRRR]

199
00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:05,434
GO EAT THE SPARROWS,
YOU CREEP!

200
00:10:05,434 --> 00:10:08,868
THEM SPARROWS DON'T
GIVE US NO RESPECT,
BOBBY.

201
00:10:08,868 --> 00:10:10,334
BOTTA BANG.
NO RESPECT.

202
00:10:10,334 --> 00:10:12,300
YOU'RE SAYING IT.

203
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,934
WHAT AM I SAYING?

204
00:10:13,934 --> 00:10:15,968
YOU'RE SAYING
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

205
00:10:15,968 --> 00:10:18,400
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING.

206
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,901
I'M SAYING
AT THE BIRD DANCE,

207
00:10:20,901 --> 00:10:23,467
WE ASK THE SPARROWS
TO RUMBLE.

208
00:10:23,467 --> 00:10:25,400
I DON'T WANT
TO FIGHT.

209
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,467
I WANT TO DANCE,
FALL IN LOVE.

210
00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:29,901
SQUIT, YOU'RE
A CHICKEN.

211
00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:33,467
[BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK]

212
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,901
ARE YOU CLUCKING
AT ME?

213
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,300
ARE YOU CLUCKING
AT ME?

214
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,467
NO, I'M CLUCKING
AT SQUIT.

215
00:10:38,467 --> 00:10:41,234
HE WANTS
TO FALL IN LOVE.

216
00:10:43,234 --> 00:10:46,400
NOT TONIGHT, SQUIT.
TONIGHT WE RUMBLE.

217
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,467
BEAT IT!

218
00:10:47,467 --> 00:10:49,701
* HERE COME
THE GOODFEATHERS *

219
00:10:49,701 --> 00:10:50,934
* COOING AT YOU *

220
00:10:50,934 --> 00:10:53,067
* THAT NO SPARROW
CAN PERCH *

221
00:10:53,067 --> 00:10:55,033
* ON SCORSESE'S
STATUE *

222
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,667
* ON OUR EVERLOVIN' *

223
00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:58,300
* BEAKIN', BUGGIN' *

224
00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:01,467
* STATUE *

225
00:11:01,467 --> 00:11:03,334
* GOODFEATHERS **

226
00:11:03,334 --> 00:11:04,334
OW!
OW!

227
00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:06,934
OH!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!

228
00:11:11,934 --> 00:11:13,601
[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]

229
00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:56,567
I LOVE YOU.

230
00:11:56,567 --> 00:11:58,400
I LOVE YOU BACK.

231
00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:02,334
SOME DAY, I WANT YOU
TO MIGRATE WITH ME.

232
00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:03,734
O.K.

233
00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:13,367
HEY, STAY AWAY FROM
MY SISTER, SQUIT.

234
00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:16,067
CHICKIEBUTT,
TAKE CARLOOTA HOME.

235
00:12:20,501 --> 00:12:22,634
CARLOOTA.

236
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:24,567
OH.

237
00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:25,501
[COOING]

238
00:12:25,501 --> 00:12:28,000
NOODLES, YOU WANT
TO RUMBLE?

239
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,100
YEAH. WE WILL RUMBLE
WITH YOU.

240
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,634
THEN WE RUMBLE.

241
00:12:31,634 --> 00:12:33,634
UNDER THE STATUE
AROUND 10:15.

242
00:12:33,634 --> 00:12:35,634
NO WEAPONS. CAPISCE?

243
00:12:35,634 --> 00:12:36,834
WHAT WEAPONS?

244
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,334
AY, YO, HUH?

245
00:12:38,334 --> 00:12:39,334
NO WEAPONS.

246
00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:40,834
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.

247
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:41,901
NO WEAPONS.

248
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:48,300
HEY, WE RUMBLE.
GET THE WEAPONS.

249
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,567
HELLO DOWN THERE,
SQUIT.

250
00:12:57,567 --> 00:13:00,567
CARLOOTA, MEET ME
AT THE SCORSESE STATUE

251
00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,467
AROUND 10:43.

252
00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:05,267
WHY WAIT? WE'LL
MIGRATE TONIGHT.

253
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,567
O.K.

254
00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,901
OH, CARLOOTA.

255
00:13:09,901 --> 00:13:11,634
* CARLOOTA *

256
00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:16,000
* I JUST MET A BIRD
NAMED CARLOOTA *

257
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,801
* AND PLEASE
DON'T THINK ME RUDE *

258
00:13:17,801 --> 00:13:19,767
* BUT I THINK
I'D LIKE TO BROOD *

259
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:23,968
* WITH CARLOOTA *

260
00:13:23,968 --> 00:13:25,801
* CARLOOTA *

261
00:13:25,801 --> 00:13:29,734
* CARLOOTA *

262
00:13:29,734 --> 00:13:36,100
* CARLOOTA **

263
00:13:37,868 --> 00:13:40,968
I GOT TO CUT DOWN
ON ME COLORATURA.

264
00:13:51,701 --> 00:13:54,200
CAN'T WAIT
TO INTRODUCE THEM PIGEONS

265
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,868
TO MY MEGA-BEAK.

266
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,234
WHY DO YOU FIGHT
ALL THE TIME?

267
00:13:58,234 --> 00:14:01,267
'CAUSE THOSE PIGEONS
THINK THEY GOT IT ALL.

268
00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:03,133
THEY DO GOT
THE STATUE.

269
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,434
WHEN WE TAKE
THE STATUE,

270
00:14:05,434 --> 00:14:06,601
WE'LL RULE
THE ROOST.

271
00:14:06,601 --> 00:14:09,434
WE WANT TO STAY
ON THE ROOFTOP.

272
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:10,767
WE DON'T.

273
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,267
* WE'D LIKE TO PERCH
ON SCORSESE'S HEAD *

274
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:15,334
* WHY CAN'T WE PERCH
ON SCORSESE'S HEAD? *

275
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:17,200
* GOODFEATHERS PERCH
ON SCORSESE'S HEAD *

276
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,234
* SPARROWS SHOULD PERCH
ON SCORSESE'S HEAD *

277
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,300
* ON THE ROOFTOP
WE GET LOTS OF
SUNSHINE *

278
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:26,067
* WE DON'T WANT TO PERCH
ON A CLOTHESLINE *

279
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,901
* UP HERE WE HAVE
A BIRD'S-EYE VIEW *

280
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,167
* HUMANS DROP FOOD
BY THE STATUE *

281
00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:32,267
* WE'D LIKE TO PERCH
ON SCORSESE'S HEAD *

282
00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:34,634
* WHY CAN'T WE PERCH
ON SCORSESE'S HEAD? *

283
00:14:34,634 --> 00:14:36,534
* GOODFEATHERS PERCH
ON SCORSESE'S HEAD *

284
00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:39,467
* WE WANT TO PERCH
ON SCORSESE'S HEAD **

285
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:40,968
[CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP]

286
00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:49,767
AI! AI! AI!

287
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:56,367
LOOK AT MR.
WHAT-A-DIFFERENCE
A-DAY-MAKES.

288
00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:59,467
SPIFFING UP FOR
THE RUMBLE, SQUIT?

289
00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:02,033
NO. I HAVE A DATE
WITH CARLOOTA.

290
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:04,968
THERE'S NO BIRD
IN THE CITY
LIKE CARLOOTA.

291
00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:05,968
AROUND HER...

292
00:15:05,968 --> 00:15:08,834
* I FEEL FEATHERY *

293
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,968
* OH, SO FEATHERY *

294
00:15:10,968 --> 00:15:14,968
* ALL MY PLUMAGE
IS STANDING UP TALL *

295
00:15:14,968 --> 00:15:16,434
* I'M NO PEACOCK *

296
00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:22,100
* BUT IT DOESN'T
BOTHER ME AT ALL *

297
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,801
* WHO'S THAT HANDSOME
SQUAB IN THE MIRROR THERE? *

298
00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:25,901
* WHAT SQUAB?
WHERE? WHO? *

299
00:15:25,901 --> 00:15:28,467
* WHO CAN THAT
ATTRACTIVE BIRD BE? *

300
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:29,968
* WHICH ONE?
WHERE? WHO? *

301
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:30,968
* CHIRP QUACK *

302
00:15:30,968 --> 00:15:32,033
* CAW CLUCK *

303
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:34,901
* IT'S ME *

304
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,934
* I FEEL FEATHERY *

305
00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:38,434
* OH, SO FEATHERY *

306
00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:39,934
* LIKE A FLEDGLING *

307
00:15:39,934 --> 00:15:42,868
* A SOFT,
DOWNY DOVE *

308
00:15:42,868 --> 00:15:44,834
* OH, THIS PIGEON *

309
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:51,467
* HANDSOME PIGEON'S
ALL PUFFED UP WITH LOVE **

310
00:16:04,534 --> 00:16:06,267
[COO COO]

311
00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:07,467
[COO]

312
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:11,868
[CHIRP CHIRP]

313
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:30,200
AAH!

314
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,734
OH, MAN!
OH, MAN!

315
00:16:33,734 --> 00:16:36,701
HE'S WEARING THE ACME
MEGA-BEAK OVER HERE.

316
00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:57,267
COME OUT, COME OUT
WHEREVER YOU ARE.

317
00:16:57,267 --> 00:17:00,334
SQUIT BEAKED NOODLES.

318
00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:01,334
[ROWRR]

319
00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:03,267
IT'S KRUPKITTY!

320
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,901
FLY FOR YOUR LIVES!

321
00:17:13,634 --> 00:17:14,868
* NO, NO *

322
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:18,400
* KRUPKITTY, NO **

323
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,300
THAT'S IT.

324
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:25,968
I'M STICKING
TO A CRESCENDO-FREE
DIET OF MUTE MICE.

325
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:35,834
GODPIGEON.

326
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:43,467
WHAT? I DON'T
SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE.

327
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:45,701
UH, CAR. CARLOOTA?

328
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,734
BEAKED?

329
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,767
CARLOOTA
GOT BEAKED?

330
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,934
IT WAS CHICKIEBUTT,
WASN'T IT?

331
00:17:57,934 --> 00:17:59,801
HE THINKS
I BEAKED NOODLES,

332
00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:03,367
AND HE BEAKED
THE ONE I LOVE
FOR REVENGE.

333
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:04,434
[MUMBLING]

334
00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:11,868
SQUIT?

335
00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:20,834
CARLOOTA.

336
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,834
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE BEAKED.

337
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,334
SILLY PIGEON.

338
00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:26,334
COME, LET US MIGRATE
AND--

339
00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:27,901
[SPARROWS CHIRP]

340
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,834
HUH?

341
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,501
JOHNNY!

342
00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:46,968
MY JOHNNY FLEW
THE COOP THREE DAYS AGO,

343
00:18:46,968 --> 00:18:48,534
BUT HE'S BACK.

344
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,601
SORRY, SQUIT.

345
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,601
IT WOULDN'T
HAVE WORKED OUT ANYWAYS

346
00:18:58,601 --> 00:18:59,968
'CAUSE YOU'RE
A PIGEON,

347
00:18:59,968 --> 00:19:04,200
BUT WE HAD A FEW
COOS TOGETHER, HUH?

348
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,267
COME. I HAVE FOUND
LUXURIOUS
NESTING GROUNDS

349
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,267
IN CLEVELAND.

350
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,801
CARLOOTA
DUMPED ME.

351
00:19:21,801 --> 00:19:24,868
SHE AND THE SPARROWS
FLEW TO CLEVELAND.

352
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,534
FORGET ABOUT IT,
SQUIT.

353
00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:33,067
YOU'RE A GOODFEATHER,
SEE?

354
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:37,701
* AND THERE'S
A PERCH FOR YOU *

355
00:19:37,701 --> 00:19:40,601
* ON DIS STATUE
FOR YOU *

356
00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:44,934
* FORGET THE CHICK
'CAUSE SHE DONE YOU WRONG *

357
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:48,901
* SCORSESE'S HEAD
IS WHERE YOU BELONG *

358
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:50,834
* COO COO *

359
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:52,834
* COO COO *

360
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:56,868
* COO COO **

361
00:19:56,868 --> 00:19:58,067
AAH!

362
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,667
THERE'S A STATUE
OF COPPOLA
DOWN THE STREET.

363
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,400
WHEN YOU'RE
A GOODFEATHER,

364
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,801
NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS,

365
00:20:14,801 --> 00:20:16,300
YOU STAY
A GOODFEATHER.

366
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,334
WHEN YOU FALL
IN LOVE,

367
00:20:18,334 --> 00:20:20,400
YOU MIGHT NOT
STAY THERE.

368
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,667
LOVE? NOT FOR ME.

369
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,133
NO, THANKS.

370
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,634
THEN AGAIN...

371
00:20:27,634 --> 00:20:42,000
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372
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:05,234
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373
00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:07,534
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374
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,701
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375
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,868
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376
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