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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *

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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *

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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *

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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *

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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *

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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT 

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* THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER
WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT *

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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *

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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* DOT IS CUTE 

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* AND YAKKO YAKS 

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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *

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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *

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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *

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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *

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* BUTTON CHASES MINDY 

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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 

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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* WE HAD PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *

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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *

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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y 

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* HERE'S
THE SHOW'S NAMEY *

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* ANIMANIACS 

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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *

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 HERE AMONG THE DRAMATIC
 TIBURRANAM MOUNTAINS

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 IN THE HENKLE RIVER VALLEY

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 LIES THE TINY KINGDOM
 OF ANVILANIA,

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 THE WORLD'S LARGEST
 PRODUCER AND EXPORTER
 OF ONE THING...ANVILS.

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 ON THIS VERY DAY,
 THE CITIZENS OF ANVILANIA

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 ARE AWAITING THE ARRIVAL
 OF THE HEIR TO THE THRONE,

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 THE MAN WHO'S BEEN CHOSEN
 AS THE NEW KING.

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THE KING APPROACHES!

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THE KING APPROACHES!

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THE KING APPROACHES!

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I HEARD.

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UH, EXCUSE ME,
PRIME MINISTER.

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* THE KING *

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* GOOD FOLK OF ANVILANIA 

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* WE WELCOME
OUR NEW KING *

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* SO RAISE
YOUR HAMMERS HIGH *

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* AND LET
THE ANVILS RING *

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* WE LET
THE ANVILS RING *

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* TO WELCOME
OUR NEW KING *

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* THE KING *

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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HELLO, MY NAME'S YAKKO.

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I'LL BE YOUR KING
THIS EVENING.

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IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
JUST ASK.

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MAY I PRESENT MYSELF?
I AM THE PRIME MINISTER.

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HELLO,
PRIME MINISTER NURSE!

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BOYS, DO THEY GET BETTER
WHEN THEY GET OLDER?

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[FANFARE]

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WE WELCOME YOU WITH
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
OF ANVILANIA,

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AS SUNG BY ONE
OF OUR NATIONAL TREASURES,
MR. PERRY COMA.

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* ANVILANIA 

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[SNORE]

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* ANVILANIA 

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[YAWN]

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* ANVILANIA *

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[SNORING]

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THAT'S THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?

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IT'S NOT SO BAD.

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AAH!

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GOOD ANVILANIANS,

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I PRESENT THE HEIR
TO THE THRONE...

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* LET US
INTRODUCE OURSELVES *

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* TO PEOPLE OF THIS LAND 

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* WE ARE
THE WARNER BROTHERS *

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* WITH SISTER
CLOSE AT HAND *

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* I BET YOU ALL
ARE WONDERING *

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* WHO IS THIS YOUNG
UNKNOWN *

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* AND WHY AM I INHERITING
THE ANVILANIAN THRONE *

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* YES, WHY? 
* YES, WHY? 

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* YES, WHY? 
* YES, WHY? 

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* OH, PLEASE,
PLEASE, TELL US WHY *

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* THE BOTTOM
OF THE FAMILY TREE *

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* STARTS WITH YAKKO,
THAT IS ME *

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* I'M THE COUSIN
TO THE SISTER *

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* OF THE SON'S
NIECE'S BROTHER *

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* OF THE UNCLE'S
DAUGHTER'S FATHER *

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* OF THE NEPHEW'S
SISTER'S MOTHER *

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* AND MY GRANDPA'S
ONLY COUSIN *

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* WAS THE KING'S
DAUGHTER'S SIBLING *

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* BUT THEY'RE ALL GONE *

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* SO THAT IS WHY 

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* I AM NOW YOUR KING 

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* HE IS NOW OUR KING 

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* YES, I AM NOW
YOUR KING *

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* REPEAT WHAT
I JUST SAID *

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* REPEAT WHAT
I JUST SAID *

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* AND LET
THE ANVILS RING *

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* OLD KING YAKKO'S
MANIA *

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* WAS FOR ANVILANIA 

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* SO GOOD CITIZENS,
I PLEDGE TO YOU *

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* I'LL DO THE BEST
THAT I CAN DO *

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* FOR HONOR, COUNTRY,
AND THE KING *

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* LET THE ANVIL'S RING *

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* LET THE ANVIL'S RING *

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* LET THE ANVIL'S RING *

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* LET THE ANVIL'S RING *

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COME, YOUR MAJESTY,
IT IS TIME FOR YOUR
CORONATION.

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I CROWN THEE, YAKKO,
KING OF ANVILANIA,

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HOLDER OF THE SCEPTER,
WEARER OF THE MEDALS,

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AND DEFENDER
OF THE ANVILS.

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HAVE ANYTHING IN A ZANDERBELT
WITH A SKOSH MORE ROOM?

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AND, NOW,
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

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NOT AGAIN!
NOT AGAIN!

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* ANVILANIA 

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* ANVILANIA 

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* ANVILANIA *

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[POP]

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HUH?
HUH?

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KING YAKKO,
YOUR THRONE.

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HOW DO YOU
LIFT THE LID?

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SINCE WHEN DO YOU
LIFT THE LID?

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YOUR HIGHNESS!
YOUR HIGHNESS!

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MY HIGHNESS?
DID I SIT IN SOMETHING?

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MAY I INTRODUCE
THE COURT JESTER?

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I WANT TO TELL YOU,
THIS ANVIL WAS SO BIG...

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HOW BIG WAS IT?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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I CAN'T SEE
THE CUE CARD.

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NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME
TO GREET THE PEOPLE
WITH YOUR ADDRESS.

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DRESSES WOULD BE
DOT'S DEPARTMENT.

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I'M INTRODUCING
A NEW FALL LINE.

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POLKA DOT?

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IF YOU INSIST.

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[POLKA MUSIC PLAYS]

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I MEANT FOR THE KING
TO GIVE HIS ADDRESS
TO THE PEOPLE.

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HOORAY!
HOORAY!

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[WHISTLING]

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CITIZENS OF ANVILANIA,
I STAND BEFORE YOU

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BECAUSE IF I WAS BEHIND YOU,
YOU COULDN'T SEE ME.

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THANK YOU,
AND NOW FOR MY ADDRESS...

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KING YAKKO,
CARE OF THE CASTLE,
ANVILANIA 90210.

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I PROMISE NOT TO ABUSE
MY TOTAL, UNYIELDING,

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SUPREME, AND ABSOLUTE
POWER OVER YOU,

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BUT I MUST ASK YOU
ONE THING--

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CAN YOU DO THIS...
BLAAOO-BLAAOO-BLAAOO!

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BLAAOO-BLAAOO-BLAAOO!

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OH, VERY GOOD.
HOW ABOUT THIS...

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WAAHOO-WAAHOO!

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WAAHOO-WAAHOO!

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MY PEOPLE.

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NOW, HERE'S
AN OLD FAVORITE...
NEEE-EEEH!

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NEEE-EEEH!

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GOOD! NOW,
HOW ABOUT THIS...
BRUUUH!

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BRUUUH!

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VERY NICE!
O.K., NOW THIS...

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WEEH-YO-WHOA!

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WEEH-YO-WHOA!

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SO, THE NEW KING
OF ANVILANIA IS A CHILD,

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A KID, A PUSHOVER.

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A KID, A PUSHOVER.

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ANVILANIA HAS
ALWAYS MADE A FORTUNE
OFF THOSE ANVILS,

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BUT SOON THAT FORTUNE
WILL BE MINE, DO YOU HEAR?

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I HEAR, BUT HOW WILL YOU
TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY?

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I WILL GO THERE
AND DEMAND THEY SURRENDER.

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THE KING IS A CHILD.
HE WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME.

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IT WILL BE LIKE TAKING
ANVILS FROM A BABY.

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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GET THE CAMERA
OUT OF MY MOUTH.

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* IN DEAR OLD ANVILANIA 

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* EVERYONE'S OUR FRIEND *

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* WE WANT
TO MEET YOU ALL *

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* AND SHAKE YOU
BY THE HEND **

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HEND! HEND!
IT RHYMES!

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DICTATOR OF DUNLIKUS,
UMLATT.

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THE CLOWN IS HERE!
OH, BOY!

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YAY!

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ARE YOU HERE
TO ENTERTAIN US,
MR. CLOWN?

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WHERE ARE YOUR
MAGIC TRICKS?

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I WANT A BALLOON
THAT LOOKS LIKE A WOODCHUCK.

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PLEASE, GET OFF ME.
I AM THE DICTATOR!

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O.K., DIC,
OR IS IT MR. TATOR?

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I KNOW! LET'S PLAY
MUSICAL CHAIRS!

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* YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN WE'RE GONNA STOP *

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* WE MIGHT
GO ON FOREVER *

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* YOU COULD GET SICK
WAITING FOR US *

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* OR WE COULD STOP *

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DARN! A TIE!

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I KNOW!
WE'LL HAVE A TIEBREAKER.

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PIN THE TAIL
ON MR. TATOR!

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STOP, YOU
OBNOXIOUS CREATURES!

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I AM NOT MR. TATOR.
I'M NOT THE ENTERTAINMENT!

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 THAT'S
 YOUR ENTERTAINMENT...

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HEY, TAKE MY ANVIL...

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PLEASE.

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IF YOU'RE NOT
THE ENTERTAINMENT,

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YOU SHOULDN'T BE
WEARING A COSTUME.

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LET'S HELP HIM OUT.

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POLKA DOT?

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AGAIN?
OH, ALL RIGHT.

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[POLKA MUSIC PLAYS]

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NO, NO!
THIS IS THE UNIFORM
OF A GREAT MAN.

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HE KNOW
YOU'RE WEARING IT?

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I AM UMLATT OF DULIKIS.

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I'M HERE TO DEMAND
YOU SURRENDER
ANVILANIA TO ME.

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I GIVE YOU 24 HOURS
TO VACATE.

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VACATION ALREADY?
IT'S MY FIRST DAY
ON THE JOB!

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I DEMAND YOUR SURRENDER!

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I WILL NOT SURRENDER.
YOU SURRENDER.

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ME, SURRENDER?

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I ACCEPT. HAND OVER
THE CASTLE KEYS.

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DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
I'LL GO TO WAR FIRST.

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THEN GO AHEAD.
AND DON'T COME BACK

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UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNED
SOME MANNERS, YOUNG MAN.

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VERY WELL,
YOU SILLY CHILD.

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THIS MEANS WAR!

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I THOUGHT THAT
MEANT TOUCHDOWN.

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YAY!

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PUSH 'EM BACK.

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SHOVE 'EM BACK.
WAY BACK!

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I'LL SEE YOU
ON THE BATTLEFIELD!

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WAIT! YOU FORGOT
TO GET YOUR
PARKING VALIDATED!

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[CASTLE DOOR CLOSES]

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OH, POOH. A WAR.

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* AND SO
I STAND CORRECTED *

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* NOT EVERYONE'S
OUR FRIEND *

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* THAT DICTATOR 

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* HE WANTS A WAR 

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00:11:33,801 --> 00:11:35,334
* SO OUR COUNTRY
WE'LL DEFEND *

235
00:11:35,334 --> 00:11:36,734
* THIS MEANS WAR 

236
00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:38,067
* THIS MEANS WAR 

237
00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,567
* THIS MEANS WAR 

238
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:42,234
* OF COURSE YOU KNOW
THIS MEANS WAR *

239
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,367
* YES *

240
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:47,267
HURRY, YOUR MAJESTY.
THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES.

241
00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:49,167
YOU MUST MEET
THE CABINET.

242
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,234
HELLO.

243
00:11:50,234 --> 00:11:52,767
I'M YAKKO.
NICE TO MEET YOU.

244
00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:54,400
SIRE?

245
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,167
WAIT TILL WE'RE ALONE.

246
00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:01,834
GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE BE SEATED.

247
00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:05,467
AH-AH-AH-AH. I DIDN'T
SAY SIMON SAYS.

248
00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:10,234
SIMON SAYS
PLEASE BE SEATED.

249
00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:12,767
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?

250
00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:16,701
OUR ARMY HASN'T
BEEN TO WAR IN 200 YEARS.

251
00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:18,534
THEY SHOULD BE
WELL-RESTED.

252
00:12:18,534 --> 00:12:20,434
WE MUST PREPARE THE TROOPS.

253
00:12:20,434 --> 00:12:23,200
FIRST WE MUST
GET NEW WEAPONS.

254
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:27,167
NO, FIRST WE MUST HAVE
A NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM.

255
00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:28,267
HIT IT.

256
00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:31,734
* OH, THE ANVILS SHINE 

257
00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:34,033
* IN MY OLD
ANVILANIAN HOME **

258
00:12:36,534 --> 00:12:39,868
THANK YOU.
PLEASE BE SEATED.

259
00:12:39,868 --> 00:12:41,133
A-HA. VERY GOOD.

260
00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:43,601
SIMON SAYS
PLEASE BE SEATED.

261
00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:48,501
YOUR MAJESTY,
IF I MAY...

262
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,167
I WISH YOU WOULD.

263
00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:53,601
IF WE POSITION OUR ARMY
ON THE NORTHERN BORDER,

264
00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:56,267
AND A BATTALION OF TANKS
ON THE LEFT FLANK,

265
00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:59,868
WE'LL FORCE
THE ATTACKERS INTO
THIS NARROW VALLEY.

266
00:12:59,868 --> 00:13:01,267
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

267
00:13:01,267 --> 00:13:04,000
SORRY, I DOZED OFF
THERE FOR A SECOND.

268
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,701
I ASKED
WHAT YOU THINK.

269
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,968
I THINK WE SHOULD
CHOOSE TEAMS AND
PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD.

270
00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:11,000
I'LL TAKE YOU,
YOU...AND YOU,

271
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,434
IF YOU'LL HAVE ME.

272
00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:14,000
BUT YOUR HIGHNESS--

273
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,300
IT'LL BE YOUR HIGHNESS
IF YOU DEFY ME.

274
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,601
WE MUST PREPARE.

275
00:13:18,601 --> 00:13:20,000
VERY WELL. DOT, WAKKO...

276
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,868
AS KING
OF ANVILANIA,

277
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:25,667
I APPOINT YOU GENERAL
OF THE ARMED FORCES.

278
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,934
PREPARE THE TROOPS.

279
00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:32,701
YOU'RE APPOINTED
MINSTER OF GIRLIE THINGS
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

280
00:13:32,701 --> 00:13:34,234
THAT COVERS A LOT.

281
00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:36,133
I KNOW!
WE NEED UNIFORMS!

282
00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,334
HOW ABOUT THESE?

283
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:39,834
POLKA DOT?
POLKA DOT?

284
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,767
NOT AGAIN. OHH.

285
00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:52,033
NOW, ON WITH THE PLAN.

286
00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:55,000
THE MEETING IS ADJOURNED.
YOU'RE ALL DISMISSED.

287
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,033
AH-AH.
SIMON DIDN'T SAY.

288
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:02,634
I THINK THIS UNIFORM
NEEDS SOMETHING--

289
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:05,367
SOMETHING THAT SAYS
I'M HERE TO DESTROY YOU,

290
00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:07,834
BUT WITH A SENSE OF FUN.

291
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:11,801
I GOT IT!
WEAR YOUR UNDERWEAR
OUTSIDE YOUR PANTS.

292
00:14:11,801 --> 00:14:13,834
HEY, IT WORKED
FOR MADONNA.

293
00:14:18,934 --> 00:14:21,033
YOU'RE ABOUT
TO HEAD INTO WAR.

294
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:24,100
I WON'T LIE.
SOME OF YOU
MAY NOT RETURN,

295
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,701
AND THE REST OF YOU
DEFINITELY WON'T.

296
00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:29,634
ALTHOUGH WAR IS
A CRUEL AND BRUTAL AFFAIR,

297
00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:32,133
IT IS ALSO
DANGEROUS AND STUPID.

298
00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:35,000
YOU MAY GET SQUASHED
LIKE A BUG

299
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,434
OR CRUNCHED LIKE
SHREDDED WHEAT
INTO DUST

300
00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:39,601
OR RIPPED APART.

301
00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:41,667
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

302
00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:45,334
MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE
LIED A LITTLE.

303
00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:47,033
WE'LL GO
TO WAR OURSELVES.

304
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:48,934
HOW HARD COULD IT BE?

305
00:14:48,934 --> 00:14:50,701
THIS HARD.

306
00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:55,033
OOH.

307
00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:58,467
WE'LL NEED
A FEW COMMERCIALS
TO FIGURE THIS OUT.

308
00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:06,400
HEY, I NEED THAT!

309
00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:10,300
YOU THINK THIS PLAN
WILL WORK?

310
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,367
IT BETTER.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY
MORE COMMERCIALS.

311
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,000
NO SIGN OF
THE ANVILANIAN ARMY
OR DICTATORSHIP.

312
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,300
WHAT?

313
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,200
THERE'S NO SIGN
OF THE ANVILANIANS!

314
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,334
THANK YOU.

315
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,934
[ROLLING]

316
00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:38,567
WAIT. WHAT'S THAT?

317
00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:50,901
IT'S A PRESENT
FOR THE DICTATOR.

318
00:15:50,901 --> 00:15:52,634
IT'S A PRESENT
FOR YOU.

319
00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:53,767
WHAT?

320
00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,767
A PRESENT FOR YOU!

321
00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:58,033
THANK YOU.
BRING IT IN.

322
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,300
HIT IT!

323
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:17,300
* ANVILANIAAA 

324
00:16:18,234 --> 00:16:24,467
* ANVILANIAAA 

325
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:27,133
* ANVILLAAAAAAAA 

326
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:31,667
* AAANIAAAA *

327
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:35,234
IT'S THEIR SECRET WEAPON.

328
00:16:35,234 --> 00:16:37,234
[YAWN]

329
00:16:37,234 --> 00:16:38,634
WHAT?

330
00:16:38,634 --> 00:16:40,667
[SNORING]

331
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,400
AHHH.

332
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,067
IT WORKED.
COME, MY SIBLINGS,

333
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:53,234
WE MUST CAPTURE
THE FLAG.

334
00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:03,701
NOW THAT YOU'VE
WON THE WAR,

335
00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:05,767
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?

336
00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,000
I'M GOING TO DIS--

337
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,133
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

338
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,467
WHY AREN'T YOU ASLEEP?

339
00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:11,467
WHAT?

340
00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:13,501
ENOUGH WITH
THE WHAT JOKES.

341
00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:18,901
WE WIN. WAR'S OVER.

342
00:17:18,901 --> 00:17:22,467
GO HOME. YOU HAVE NO ARMY.
NO HARD FEELINGS.

343
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:25,267
HA! I DON'T NEED
AN ARMY NOW

344
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,767
BECAUSE I'VE GOT YOU.

345
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:28,267
AND ONCE YOU'RE GONE,

346
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,834
I'LL HAVE YOUR COUNTRY
AS WELL.

347
00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:34,267
WAIT. YOU'RE
FORGETTING SOMETHING.

348
00:17:34,267 --> 00:17:35,267
WHAT?

349
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:36,667
BEING AN EVIL VILLAIN,

350
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:37,968
YOU ARE CONTRACTUALLY
REQUIRED

351
00:17:37,968 --> 00:17:40,734
TO EXPLAIN
YOUR PLAN BEFORE
DISPOSING OF US.

352
00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:41,801
OH, RIGHT.

353
00:17:41,801 --> 00:17:43,734
AFTER I'VE
DISPOSED OF YOU,

354
00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:45,234
I WILL CONTROL ANVILANIA

355
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:50,968
AND THEN FINALLY,
THE ANVILS WILL
ALL BE MINE!

356
00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:52,701
ANVILS?
ANVILS?
ANVILS?

357
00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:56,634
YES. I WILL HAVE
ALL THE ANVILS.

358
00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:59,234
EXSQUEEZE ME.
THIS IS ABOUT ANVILS?

359
00:17:59,234 --> 00:18:00,934
WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SO?

360
00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:03,133
YOU CAN
HAVE MY ANVIL.

361
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:05,868
I DON'T WANT
THIS TINY THING.

362
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:07,200
THEN HAVE THIS ONE.

363
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,267
NO!

364
00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:10,167
NOT ME.
I'M KEEPING MINE.

365
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:13,767
NO, NO!
I WANT BIG ANVILS
AND LOTS OF THEM.

366
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:16,300
NO PROBLEM.
WAIT RIGHT HERE.

367
00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:20,367
ACTUALLY...
WAIT RIGHT HERE.

368
00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:25,300
[CLUNK]

369
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,801
THOSE KIND OF ANVILS?

370
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,801
YES!

371
00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:30,567
O.K.

372
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,501
[THUD]

373
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,133
[CLANG]

374
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:48,934
FACTORY DIRECT TO YOU.
NO MIDDLE MAN!

375
00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:50,467
I AM THE KING!

376
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,133
[GASP]

377
00:18:57,834 --> 00:18:58,868
FIRE!

378
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,801
YOU LITTLE--

379
00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:18,334
WHERE DID THEY GO?

380
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,767
I...

381
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:31,100
BLEE...

382
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,934
WO...

383
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,300
POOR LITTLE EVIL FELLOW
WHO ASKED FOR IT.

384
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:41,234
HERE. YOU CAN HAVE
MY ANVIL AFTER ALL.

385
00:19:41,234 --> 00:19:43,567
AAH.

386
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,167
THAT COMPLETES
THE DELIVERY.

387
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,868
JUST SIGN HERE.

388
00:19:46,868 --> 00:19:48,834
OHH, YOU WIN.

389
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:51,234
I GIVE UP.
I SURRENDER.

390
00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:54,000
DO WITH ME
WHAT YOU WILL.

391
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,200
MR. TATOR,
I'VE GOT A PUNISHMENT

392
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,968
THAT'S FAIR,
JUST, AND CLEVER--

393
00:19:57,968 --> 00:20:00,334
OR MAYBE JUST
FAIRLY CLEVER.

394
00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:01,367
WHATEVER.

395
00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:25,334
* WE THANK YOU ALL
FOR YOUR SUPPORT *

396
00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:29,100
* AND OF THE WAR
WE NOW REPORT *

397
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,567
* OUR COUNTRY HAD
BEEN THREATENED *

398
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:31,767
* BY A MEAN
AND CRAFTY MAN *

399
00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:33,000
* HE WANTED
ALL OUR ANVILS *

400
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,601
* AND OUR COUNTRY
IN THE CAN *

401
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,934
* WE GATHERED UP
THE BRAVEST MEN *

402
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,267
* BUT THEY ALL
RAN AWAY *

403
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:38,701
* SO WAKKO, DOT,
AND I THE KING *

404
00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:40,501
* WENT OFF
TO EARN OUR PAY *

405
00:20:40,501 --> 00:20:41,534
* THE BATTLE,
IT WAS FIERCE *

406
00:20:41,534 --> 00:20:43,133
* BUT WE ROLLED
WITH THE PUNCH *

407
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:44,734
* THE ODDS,
THEY WERE AGAINST US *

408
00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:47,067
* SIX HOURS
WITHOUT LUNCH *

409
00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:48,534
* WE FOOLED
THE OLD DICTATOR *

410
00:20:48,534 --> 00:20:49,667
* AND HIS CASTLE
WAS DESTROYED *

411
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:50,968
* BUT WE'RE NOT MEAN *

412
00:20:50,968 --> 00:20:54,367
* AND NOW WITH US
HE'S GAINFULLY EMPLOYED *

413
00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:56,868
THIS ANVIL
WAS SO BIG...

414
00:20:56,868 --> 00:20:58,868
HOW BIG WAS IT?

415
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,767
THIS BIG.

416
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,100
* SO NOW
WON'T YOU JOIN US *

417
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,501
* FOR COUNTRY
AND THE KING? *

418
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:07,968
* RAISE
YOUR HAMMERS HIGH *

419
00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:09,200
* AND LET
THE ANVILS RING *

420
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,534
* LET THE ANVILS RING 

421
00:21:10,534 --> 00:21:16,000
* LET THE ANVILS RING *

422
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,267
[DING DONG]

423
00:21:17,267 --> 00:21:19,334
[DING]

424
00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:22,334
[DONG]

425
00:21:28,734 --> 00:21:30,167
POLKA DOT?
POLKA DOT?

426
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:43,567
WHY NOT?

427
00:22:02,434 --> 00:22:05,167
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428
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:09,400
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429
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,767
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