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* THEY CALL US WARNER 

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* WARNER BROTHERS 

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* AND SISTER 

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* AIN'T SHE A DISH? *

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* AND WE TASTE
JUST LIKE FISH *

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* AND THE WARNERS 

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* STIR UP 

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* CARTOON CONFUSION 

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* CAUSING CONTUSIONS 

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* WHEREVER THEY SWISH *

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[IMITATING PORPOISES]

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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *

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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *

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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *

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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *

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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *

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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT 

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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *

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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT 

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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *

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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* DOT IS CUTE 

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* AND YAKKO YAKS 

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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *

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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *

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* GOOD FEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *

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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *

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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY 

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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 

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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *

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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *

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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y 

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* COCKAMAMIE 

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* ANIMANIACS 

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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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AH-CHOO!

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MR. PLOTZ,
I'M SICK, SIR.

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I'M GOING HOME.

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HOME? BUT--BUT--
BUT WHO'LL DO

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ALL MY IMPORTANT LITTLE
EXECUTIVE THINGS?

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HE'S THE PHONE NUMBER
FOR A TEMP AGENCY.

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THEY'LL SEND SOMEONE OVER.

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CALL THEM?
ON THE PHONE?

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WITH ALL THOSE
NUMBERS AND BUTTONS?

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BUT I--

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AH-CHOO!

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I'M SORRY, SIR.
GOODBYE, SIR.

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[MUTTERING]

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5. SO I PRESS THIS 5.
IS THAT IT?

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NO. WAIT. 4.
DO I PRESS THIS 4?

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OH, I CAN'T
DO THIS BY MYSELF.

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[RING]

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[RING]

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[RING]

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[RING]

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[RING]

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I'LL GET IT!
I'LL GET IT!

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I'LL GET IT!

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LET ME GET IT!

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I WANT TO GET IT!

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ALL RIGHT.
NOBODY GETS IT.

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FINE.
FINE.

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[RING RING RING]

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I'LL GET IT!

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LOOK! THE HORROR!

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WHAT?
WHAT?

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HELLO, NURSE.

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I NEVER GET TO GET IT.

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MAY I HELP YOU?

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OH, THANK HEAVEN.
FINALLY.

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THIS IS THE CEO
OF WARNER BROS.

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I NEED HELP
OVER HERE BECAUSE--

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WHO IS THIS?

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IT'S ME--YAKKO.

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DON'T WORRY, T.P.
WE'LL BE RIGHT OVER.

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I DIALED THE WRONG NUMBER.

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STAY AWAY FROM ME,
DO YOU HEAR? HELLO! HELLO!

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OH, MY. WHAT HAVE I DONE?
WHERE'S MY ASPIRIN?

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REPORTING FOR WORK,
SIR.

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GET BACK IN YOUR TOWER.

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YOU NEEDED US
TO BE SCELECATARIES.

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NEVER!

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AND GIVE ME BACK
MY PAPERWEIGHT.

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O.K. BUT YOU HAVE
TO WAIT A WHILE.

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GOOD NIGHT,
EVERYBODY.

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EWW!

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[RING]

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THE PHONE.

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[RING]

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[RING]

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[RING]

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HELLO. HELLO.

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I SAID HELLO!

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HELLO! OH, HOW
DOES THIS WORK?

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I'LL GET IT!
I'LL GET IT!

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LOOK!
WAYNE NEWTON!

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WHERE?

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[RING]

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MR. PLOTZ' OFFICE.
MAY I HELP YOU?

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I NEVER GET TO GET IT.

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YES, MR. COSTNER.
THURSDAY AT 2 IS FINE.

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YES. UH-HUH.
OKEY-DOKEY. YOU BET.

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OH, ISN'T THAT SWEET? O.K.
YOU BET. UH-HUH. BYE-BYE.

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WELL, I GUESS
IT WOULDN'T HURT

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FOR YOU TO STAY
THE DAY TO HELP OUT.

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YOU'LL NEVER LIVE
TO REGRET IT.

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HEAVEN HELP ME.

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STILL HOLDING,
MR. SCHWARZENEGGER?

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O.K. OH, I'D LOVE
THAT RECIPE.

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AREN'T YOU A DOLL?
STAY ON THE LINE.

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STILL THERE, MR. EASTWOOD?
PLEASE HOLD.

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MR. KATZENBERG?
YOU'LL BE HOLDING.

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MISS PFEIFFER, HOLD.

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MISS FONDA, TAKE
A BIG BREATH AND HOLD.

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WHEW.

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WHY IS EVERYBODY
ON HOLD?

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'CAUSE MR. PLOTZ
IS VERY BUSY.

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MY HEAVENS,
IT'S A SLOW DAY.

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I HAVEN'T
GOTTEN ANY CALLS.

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[KNOCK KNOCK]

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COME IN.

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HELLO.

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AAH! DON'T DO THAT!

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I'M SORRY, T.P.
THESE THINGS NEED
YOUR SIGNATURE.

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OH, GOODIE.
I LIKE DOING THAT.

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SIGN HERE...

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HERE, HERE, AND HERE.

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BY THE WAY,
WHAT AM I SIGNING?

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A LITTLE OF THAT,
A LITTLE OF THIS.

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MOSTLY THIS.

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MR. SINATRA, HOLD.

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MR. REDFORD, HOLD...ME.

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MR. PRESIDENT,

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GET TO WORK.

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HELLO, MEL!

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I'D LIKE TO SEE
MR. PLOTZ.

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HE'S BUSY.
LET'S TALK ABOUT US.

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WHY DON'T I,
UH, JUST WAIT.

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NO! LET'S STAY
LIKE THIS FOREVER!

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HE TOUCHED ME.

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[GASP]

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DIDN'T I MEET YOU
ON A SUMMER CRUISE?

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I'VE NEVER BEEN ON ONE.

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WANT TO? I HAVE TICKETS.

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HA HA. ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I'LL JUST CALL.

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I'M GOING TO MARRY
THAT MAN.

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HERE, HERE,

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HERE, HERE,

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HERE, HERE, HERE.

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SORRY. I GOT
CARRIED AWAY.

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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WE'RE RICH!

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WE'RE POOR!

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WAKKO, MAKE COPIES.

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YAKKO,
TYPE THIS MEMO.

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DOT, FILE THESE.

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WELL, GET TO WORK!

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[CRACK]

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[IMITATING TYPEWRITER]

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[DING]

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[DING]

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[DING DING]

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[DING DING DING]

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[DING DING DING DING]

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[DING]

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[DING DING]

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[DING]

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[DING DING]

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[DING DING DING]

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[DING DING DING DING]

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[DING]

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I'M DONE.

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I'M DONE.

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ME, TOO.

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[RING]

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I'LL GET IT!
I'LL GET IT!

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[RING]

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LOOK! IT'S
A BIG FAT FANNY!

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HELLO, NURSE!
HOLD, PLEASE.

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I NEVER GET TO GET IT!

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WAKKO,
COME IN MY OFFICE.

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PPLLBBT!

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SIT DOWN.

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TAKE A LETTER.

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WHERE TO?

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NO. I WANT YOU
TO WRITE A LETTER.

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O.K.

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DEAR SANTA, I'VE BEEN
SO GOOD THIS YEAR.

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I'D LIKE A NEW MALLET
AND A BRASS ANVIL.

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NO, NO, NO, NO!
WRITE A LETTER
FOR ME!

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU
WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.

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DOT, GET IN HERE. I NEED
TO DICTATE A LETTER.

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JUST A MOMENT,
MR. PLOTZ.

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IN CONCLUSION,
IT IS IMPERATIVE

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THAT THIS MOVIE
BE BROUGHT IN

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UNDER BUDGET
AND ON TIME.

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SINCERELY,
THADDEUS PLOTZ.

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DOT, READ THAT BACK.

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00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,868
READ WHAT BACK?

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00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,300
THE LETTER I DICTATED.

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00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,434
WHAT LETTER?

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00:10:04,434 --> 00:10:06,901
I'M SORRY. WERE YOU
SAYING SOMETHING?

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00:10:10,534 --> 00:10:12,934
OUT!

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00:10:12,934 --> 00:10:15,868
YAKKO, CAN YOU
 TAKE DICTATION?

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SURE, BOSS.

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FINALLY.

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TAKE IT WHERE?

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AAH!

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00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:25,701
WHY, YOU--

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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
TAKE IT EASY, THAD.

224
00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:30,901
WHO SCREAMED?

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HE DID. HE BLEW.

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GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]

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I'LL GET IT!
I'LL GET IT!

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[RING]

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[RING]

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AHA!

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[RING]

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[RING]

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[RING]

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00:11:00,234 --> 00:11:02,834
[RING]

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00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:05,200
[RING]

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00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,133
[RING]

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00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,834
[RING]

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[RING]

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00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:20,000
[RING]

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00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,834
[RING]

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00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:24,834
[RING]

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00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:27,367
[RING]

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00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:29,400
[RING]

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00:11:30,868 --> 00:11:31,901
STOP!

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00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:32,834
TIME OUT.

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00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:35,067
WHEN WILL THIS
INSANITY END?

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WHEN ONE OF US
ANSWERS THE PHONE,
SILLY.

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I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

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TIME IN.

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[RING]

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00:11:54,968 --> 00:11:56,367
[RING]

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I'LL GET IT.

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HELLO. UH-HUH.

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00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:03,100
UH-HUH. O.K.

256
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,434
BYE-BYE.

257
00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:06,000
THAT WAS YOUR
SCELECATARY.

258
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,367
SHE'S
STILL SICK.

259
00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:10,467
YOU GET US FOR
ONE MORE DAY.

260
00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:19,467
OH...

261
00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:22,934
BUTTONS!

262
00:12:22,934 --> 00:12:25,968
OH, BUTTONS!

263
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,801
[GIGGLING]

264
00:12:34,801 --> 00:12:37,167
SILLY PUPPY.

265
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,267
[SQUEALING]

266
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,968
MINDY, LET'S GET YOU
IN YOUR HARNESS.

267
00:12:59,968 --> 00:13:02,334
I'VE GOT A TREAT FOR YOU.

268
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:03,801
O.K., LADY.

269
00:13:03,801 --> 00:13:06,434
I'M YOUR MOTHER.
CALL ME MOM.

270
00:13:06,434 --> 00:13:07,601
O.K., LADY.

271
00:13:07,601 --> 00:13:08,767
[SIGH]

272
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:11,834
NOW YOU SHOULD BE
PERFECTLY SAFE IN THERE.

273
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,267
HERE'S YOUR TREAT, HON.

274
00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:15,100
LOLLY.

275
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:18,100
THANK YOU, LADY.
I LOVE YOU, BYE-BYE.

276
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,634
[SIGH] YEAH. O.K.

277
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,334
NOW, BUTTONS,
NO TREAT FOR YOU

278
00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:26,501
UNLESS
YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.

279
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,901
NO MISBEHAVING.

280
00:13:27,901 --> 00:13:31,100
AND, BUTTONS, DON'T
TERRORIZE THE MAILMAN.

281
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,834
[WHO, ME?]

282
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:36,467
AHH! HA HA!

283
00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:46,968
HIYA, MINDY.

284
00:13:46,968 --> 00:13:49,901
HI, MR. MAN.

285
00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:53,167
LOLLY.

286
00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:10,834
HUH?

287
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,033
LOLLY.

288
00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:23,334
[RUFF RUFF RUFF]

289
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:26,000
[RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF]

290
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,701
[RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF]

291
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,501
OHH...

292
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,501
BUTTONS!

293
00:14:39,501 --> 00:14:41,534
HEE HEE. SILLY PUPPY.

294
00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:48,667
[GASP]

295
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,267
O.K. I LOVE YOU.
BYE-BYE!

296
00:15:00,501 --> 00:15:03,033
[SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF]

297
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,033
[BURP]

298
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,400
HIYA, FOLKS.

299
00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,434
AH-YUP, LOAD HER UP.

300
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:41,734
LOLLY.

301
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:45,767
LOLLY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY, LOLLY.

302
00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:49,167
[GASP]

303
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:56,300
[WHIMPERING]

304
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,434
HUH?

305
00:16:39,434 --> 00:16:41,033
COLD.

306
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,567
I PUSH THE BUTTON.

307
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,334
LOLLY. LOLLY!

308
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,000
HUH?

309
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,667
WOO!

310
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:24,000
AH. LOLLY.

311
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:37,701
BUTTONS, YOU SO SILLY.

312
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,834
[SIGH]

313
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:45,400
MINDY? MINDY,
IS EVERYTHING
O.K. OUT THERE?

314
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,567
HI, LADY.

315
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,100
CALL ME MOM.

316
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,601
IS BUTTONS TAKING
GOOD CARE OF--

317
00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:54,534
BUTTONS! WHAT IS THIS?

318
00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:57,534
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE
THE MAILMAN ALONE!

319
00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:01,200
BAD DOG. BAD.
NO TREAT FOR YOU.

320
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,467
HONESTLY.

321
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:08,901
[WHIMPERING]

322
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:13,334
YOU ARE NOW HYPNOTIZED.

323
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:16,767
WE ARE NOW HYPNOTIZED.

324
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:18,267
OOH, GOOD. HEH HEH.

325
00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:20,767
WHEN YOU WAKES
FROM SLEEPY TIME,

326
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,267
YOU WILL NO LONGER
BE ZANY.

327
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,267
YOU WILL BE CALM CHILDREN

328
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:27,934
WHO LIKE TO SIT
AND BE REALLY QUIET.

329
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:29,968
NOW WAKE UP.

330
00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:34,067
ARE YOU STILL ZANY?

331
00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:37,067
ONLY OUR HAIRDRESSER
KNOWS FOR SURE.

332
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:40,868
STOP THAT! SIT DOWN!

333
00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:46,634
NOTHING I TRY WORKS
WITH YOU KIDS.

334
00:18:46,634 --> 00:18:48,434
I'M THINK
YOU'RE NOT NORMAL.

335
00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:51,567
I'M AS NORMAL
AS THE NEXT KID!

336
00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:52,501
ME, TOO.

337
00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:54,267
ME, THREE!

338
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,634
NO! WHAT ARE YOU?

339
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:59,000
LOOK AT YOU
WITH THOSE EARS AND TAILS!

340
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,400
THAT'S NOT NORMAL.

341
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,400
I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU?

342
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,300
WELL...

343
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,601
* MAYBE WE ARE DOGS 

344
00:19:09,601 --> 00:19:11,234
* CUTE LITTLE DOGS,
WITH EARS *

345
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,801
WOOF! WOOF!
[PANTING]

346
00:19:12,801 --> 00:19:15,701
* AND LITTLE TAILS
THAT WE CAN WAG *

347
00:19:15,701 --> 00:19:18,534
* HEY, LET'S GO
FETCH HIS SLIPPERS
AND PLAY TAG *

348
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:21,000
HEY! GET OFF OF ME!

349
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,634
* MAYBE I'M A CAT *

350
00:19:22,634 --> 00:19:24,234
* WHAT DO YA THINK
OF THAT? *

351
00:19:24,234 --> 00:19:27,367
* A LOVELY CAT THAT
ALL THE WORLD ADORES *

352
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,434
* AND HERE'S
MY KITTY PAWS *

353
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,000
* WITH LITTLE
KITTY CLAWS *

354
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,334
* WHICH I LIKE
TO SHARPEN
ON YOUR COUCH *

355
00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:35,934
AAH! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

356
00:19:35,934 --> 00:19:37,701
* MAYBE I'M A BUNNY *

357
00:19:37,701 --> 00:19:40,801
* HOPPIN' ROUND HERE
HAPPY AS I PLEASE *

358
00:19:40,801 --> 00:19:42,234
* OR PENGUINS
AND IT'S COLD *

359
00:19:42,234 --> 00:19:44,133
* WHICH MAKES
YOU SNEEZE *
AH-CHOO!

360
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:45,868
* I'VE GOT IT, OF COURSE *

361
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:47,601
* MAYBE I'M A HORSE *

362
00:19:47,601 --> 00:19:49,534
* I CAN LIVE ON
OATS AND HAY *

363
00:19:49,534 --> 00:19:51,033
* AND LAUGH AND RUN
AND JUMP AND PLAY *

364
00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:54,567
* AND YOU CAN RIDE
ON ME ALL DAY *

365
00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:56,200
NO WAY!

366
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,467
* HEY, MAYBE I'M A SKUNK *

367
00:19:58,467 --> 00:19:59,567
OH, BOY!
YOU REALLY STINK!

368
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:01,400
* A DINOSAUR
MIGHT BE SOME FUN *

369
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,100
BUT THEN
YOU'D BE EXTINCT.

370
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,033
* MAYBE WE'RE
ALL INSECTS *

371
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:06,734
* DO YOU LIKE
BUGS AND BEES? *

372
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:08,067
YOU KIDS ARE BUGGY
IN THE HEAD!

373
00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:09,334
* MAYBE WE'RE GIANT
FLEAS *

374
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:13,000
YAAH!

375
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,400
* MAYBE
AN ELECTRIC EEL *

376
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,400
* A SEAL 

377
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,567
* GET REAL! 

378
00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:18,067
* HEY, WAIT A MINUTE,
I GOT IT NOW *

379
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,634
* YES, I DO 
YOU DO?

380
00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:21,734
* WE'RE NOT BEES,
AND WE'RE NOT CATS *

381
00:20:21,734 --> 00:20:23,200
* OR BUGS OR HORSES
OR THINGS LIKE THAT *

382
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,234
* WHAT WE ARE IS
CLEAR AND ABSOLUTE *

383
00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:29,501
* WHAT WE ARE,
DEAR DOCTOR *

384
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:31,100
* IS CUTE *

385
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,901
I'M SORRY I ASKED.

386
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:08,467
I CAN'T THINK OF
THE ENDING OF THIS SHOW.

387
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,934
I CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING ELSE.