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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *

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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *

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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROS. *

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* AND THE WARNER SISTER
DOT *

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* JUST FOR FUN, WE RUN AROUND
THE WARNER MOVIE LOT *

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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *

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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT 

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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *

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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* DOT IS CUTE
AND YAKKO YAKS *

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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *

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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *

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* BUT FEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *

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* SLAPPY WACKS THEM
WITH HER PURSE *

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* LUCKY CHASES MINDY 

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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 

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* THE WRITERS FLIP 

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* WE HAVE NO SCRIPT 

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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *

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* WE'RE SAVIN' TO THE MAX *

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* THERE'S BOLOGNA
IN OUR SLACKS *

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* WE'RE ANIMANEY *

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* TOTALLY INSANEY 

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* THE RAIN IN SPAINEY 

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* ANIMANIACS 

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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *

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IT WAS A CHICKEN,
I TELL YOU.

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DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF!

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS
THIS STUDIO RUNNING?

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UH...YOUR BRILLIANT
LEADERSHIP, T.P.?

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I MEAN BESIDES THAT.

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WHAT KEEPS
THIS PLACE GOING?

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MEL GIBSON MOVIES?

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YES, SCRATCHANSNIFF!

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HOW DO WE PAY FOR THEM?

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WITH MONEY. MONEY!
AND WE NEED MORE.

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WITH THAT IN MIND,

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I'VE INVITED SOME
POWERFUL FOREIGN INVESTORS

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TO COME HERE TOMORROW.

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THEY'RE PREPARED
TO GIVE US ONE BILL--

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ONE BILL--

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ONE BILLION DOLLARS!

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YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS?

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THAT'S A ONE WITH LOTS
OF ZEROS AFTER IT.

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NO!
IT MEANS TOMORROW

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IS THE STUDIO'S
MOST IMPORTANT DAY!

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I'M THROWING
A GALA BANQUET

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ON SOUND STAGE 10.

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EVERY HOLLYWOOD STAR
WILL BE THERE.

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THE INVESTORS GET
ROYAL TREATMENT,

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AND WE'LL GET THE CHECK...

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IFIT GOES SMOOTHLY!

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THERE'S JUST ONE CATCH.

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BEFORE THEY INVEST,

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THEY WANT TO MEET
EVERYONE WHO WORKS HERE,

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INCLUDING YOU...

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OOH, THAT'S NICE!

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I LIKE A PARTY.

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AND INCLUDING...
THE WARNER BROS.

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HI, T.P.!

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AND THE WARNER SISTER.

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NO, T.P.!

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DON'T LET
THE INVESTORS
MEET THEM!

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THEY'RE OUT
OF CONTROL!
THEY'RE--

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YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.

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YOU'RE THE STUDIO
PSYCHIATRIST.

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YOU HAVE 24 HOURS,
SCRATCHANSNIFF,

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TO TEACH THEM
SOME MANNERS.

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I CAN'T HAVE THOSE--
THOSE--WHAT ARE THEY?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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WELL, I CAN'T HAVE THEM
RUINING THIS BANQUET!
UNDERSTAND?

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ALL RIGHT.

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I'LL TRY.

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TRYING IS NOT
GOOD ENOUGH,
SCRATCHANSNIFF.

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DO IT!

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UH! ARGH! OH!

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OOF!

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GRRR!

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BRING ME THE WARNER BROS.

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WISH ME LUCK, SIGGY.

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[STRAINING SOUNDS]

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* HELLO 

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* DOCTOR 

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* SCRATCHANSNIFF 

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* HE ASKS
A LOT OF QUESTIONS *

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* TO FIND OUT
WHAT WE THINK *

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* HE'S DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF,
THE STUDIO SHRINK *

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* HE SAYS 

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HOW DO YOU FEEL?

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* WE SAY, WITH OUR HANDS 

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HOW DO YOU
STAY TOGETHER?

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* WE USE RUBBER BANDS 

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I WANT TO KNOW
YOUR PSYCHE.

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* THERE'S TWO INSIDE
OUR SKULL *

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NOW, WHAT
WOULD YOU CALL THAT?

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* A BI-PSYCHE-SKULL 

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* HE KNOWS OUR MOTIVATIONS 

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* THAT'S WHAT
HE'D LIKE TO THINK *

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* HE'S DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF,
THE STUDIO SHRINK **

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[CRASH]

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STOP THAT! STOP!

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DO YOU KNOW
WHY YOU'RE HERE?

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NO ONE REALLY
KNOWS WHY, DOC,

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ALTHOUGH SCHOPENHAUER
HAD A THEORY--

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THAT'S NOT
WHAT I MEANT!

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WHY'D YA SAY IT?

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YOU'RE MISINTERPRETING!

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NO, THIS IS
MISS INTERPRETING.

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THIS IS
MISS UNDERSTANDING.

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AND I'M MISS-TERIOUS.

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OOH, A GIANT
PEZ DISPENSER.
WANT ONE?

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STOP PLAYING WITH MY BUST!

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GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.

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BE QUIET! I HAVE
SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

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STORY TIME!

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GET TO
THE SCARY PART.

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WHAT SCARY PART?

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THE PART WITH MY PET.

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ARGGH!

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AAH!

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YA, YA, YOUR PET. O.K.
GOOD PET, HEH HEH.

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NOW LISTEN,

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THE STUDIO'S GIVING
A BIG PARTY
FOR SOME INVESTORS

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WITH MOVIE STARS
AND EVERYTHING AND...

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YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED.

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MOVIE STARS?

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MICHELLE PFEIFFER!

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MEL GIBSON!

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DON KNOTTS!

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PLEASE!

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THERE'S ALSO
SOME BAD NEWS.

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BEA ARTHUR'S PUTTING OUT
A SWIMSUIT CALENDAR?

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SHE IS?

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NO!

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THE BAD NEWS IS,

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YOU CAN ONLY GO
IF TRAINED TO BE

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POLITE, CLEAN,
WELL-DRESSED CHILDREN

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ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT WAS A PARTY.

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WELL, YES OR NO?

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[MUMBLING]

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WELL,
WHAT DID YOU DECIDE?

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[MUMBLING]

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YES OR NO?

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YES!

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YOU GOT A DEAL.

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LET THE TRAINING BEGIN!

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KEEP YOUR GUARD UP!

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RIGHT! RIGHT!

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AHH, YOU'RE
A WRECKING MACHINE!

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EEEE!

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I GOT A HEADACHE THIS BIG.

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AND NOW, MY LITTLE...

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FRIENDS,

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WE SHALL BEGIN
TRAINING YOU FOR THE PARTY.

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OH, MISS NURSE?

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WILL YOU COME IN?

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HELLO, NURSE!

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BOYS. GO FIG.

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SHE'S GOING TO ASSIST ME
IN YOUR LESSONS
ON ETIQUETTE.

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START WITH
THE RECEIVING LINE.

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NO!
THAT'S A CONGA LINE!

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NICE TO KNOW YOU'RE
UP ON YOUR DANCE STEPS.

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ARGH!

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GRRR!

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NOW,
IN A RECEIVING LINE,

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IF I INTRODUCED HER,

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WHAT WOULD BE
THE PROPER GREETING?

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HELLO, NURSE!

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NO, NO! A PROPER
GREETING LIKE THIS--

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HOW DO YOU DO?

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NOW, YAKKO, YOU TRY.

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HOW DO YOU DO...

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THAT THING WITH YOUR MOUTH?

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TAKE ME AWAY...

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BUT BE GENTLE. I'M FRAGILE.

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IT'S IMPOLITE
TO BE THAT PERSONAL.

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WAKKO?

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I DISAGREE!

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NO! I WANT YOU
TO GREET THE LADY.

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HELLO, NURSE!

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NO, NO, NO.
HOW DO YOU DO?

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FINE, THANKS.

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EEE!

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DOT, WOULD YOU CARE
TO TRY IT?

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BUT MAKE
A LITTLE CURTSY.

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THANKS, BUT I DID
BEFORE I LEFT HOME.

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NO, A CURTSY.

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MAKE A LITTLE CURTSY.

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HA HA HA HA!

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* MAKE A LITTLE CURTSY *

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A CURTSY! A LITTLE CURTSY.

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HA HA HA HA!

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STOP IT! STOP THAT!

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I'M NOT HERE
TO AMUSE YOU.

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THEN, PLEASE,
STOP BEING SO FUNNY.

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NOW, DOT,
PLEASE GIVE IT A TRY.

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HOW DO YOU DO?

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TEE-HEE. CURTSY LAUGH.

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OHH!

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LET'S MOVE ON.

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AND LIFT!

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COMING THROUGH!

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UH, WHERE DO YOU WANT
THE COUCH, MAC?

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[SIGH]

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WE'LL WORK
ON OUR DICTION.

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HOW DO WE AVOID
BAD ELOCUTION?

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STAY INSIDE DURING
A THUNDERSTORM.

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NO, NO. ELOCUTION--

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DICTION, PRONUNCIATION.

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WE'LL WORK
ON OUR VOWEL SOUNDS.

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LET'S PRONOUNCE THIS.

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A-E-I-O-U.

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AEIOU. AAEEOOO.

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NO, NO!

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I WANT THE LETTERS!
THE LETTERS!

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SCRATCHANSNIFF,

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SCRATCHANSNIFF,

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SCRATCHANSNIFF.

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HEY!
DR. OTTO SCRATCHANSNIFF,

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YOU MAY HAVE WON
$10 MILLION!

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ARE YOU MARRIED?

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NO, NO, NO!

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WITH A TEMPER LIKE THAT,
IT'S NO WONDER.

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STOP! HALTENZIE!

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GET--NO!
IN YOUR SEATS!

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IF YOU WANT TO GO,

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YOU MUST STOP
THE GAGS!

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OH, ALL RIGHT.

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[SIGH]

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LET'S PLUNGE AHEAD.

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O.K.!

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[WAKKO]
CANNONBALL!

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AAH!

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WHEN IT'S TIME TO EAT,

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TABLE MANNERS ARE OF
THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.

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I WANT YOU TO SIT UP.

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ARF!

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WE CAN ALSO PLAY DEAD.

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GET UP! GET UP!

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WHAT,
WITHOUT A TREAT?

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YES!

253
00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:59,200
SHAMU WOULDN'T WORK
UNDER THESE CONDITIONS.

254
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,934
BUT SHAMU DOESN'T WANT
TO GO TO THE PARTY!

255
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,434
WAS SHE INVITED?

256
00:10:03,434 --> 00:10:04,467
ARGH!

257
00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:14,334
HELLO, FRENCH NURSE!

258
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,200
NEVER MIND.

259
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,734
NOW, WE'LL EAT
A PRACTICE MEAL.

260
00:10:19,734 --> 00:10:22,501
I'LL CORRECT YOU
AS WE GO ALONG. BEGIN.

261
00:10:23,501 --> 00:10:25,701
[SLURPING]

262
00:10:31,534 --> 00:10:32,968
DON'T USE YOUR HANDS!

263
00:10:32,968 --> 00:10:34,501
USE THE PROPER TOOLS!

264
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,567
STOP THAT!
SIT DOWN!

265
00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:38,734
DO YOU WANT
TO GO OR NOT?

266
00:10:38,734 --> 00:10:40,400
YES.

267
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,367
AAH!

268
00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:43,367
FINE.

269
00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:46,400
NOW THEN,
YOU HAVE A SALAD FORK,

270
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,400
DINNER FORK,

271
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,400
BUTTER KNIFE,

272
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,400
WATER GLASS,

273
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,400
SOUP SPOON,

274
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,434
DINNER KNIFE,

275
00:10:51,434 --> 00:10:52,434
FISH KNIFE,

276
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:53,934
OYSTER FORK,
DESSERT SPOON,

277
00:10:53,934 --> 00:10:55,434
NAPKIN, FINGER BOWL,

278
00:10:55,434 --> 00:10:56,934
DINNER SPOON,
SALAD KNIFE,

279
00:10:56,934 --> 00:10:58,667
BREAD PLATE.
GOT IT?

280
00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:01,167
I CAN BEAT IT--
FULL HOUSE.

281
00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:02,667
OHH!

282
00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,167
YOU'RE NOT
PAYING ATTENTION!

283
00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:06,667
YOU DIDN'T HEAR
ANY OF THAT!

284
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,734
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING
TO ANYTHING!

285
00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,801
WELL,
SURE WE ARE, DOC.

286
00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:12,267
LET'S REVIEW, SHALL WE?

287
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:16,234
* WHEN YOU WALK
INTO A PARTY *

288
00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:18,100
* IT'S
A FORMAL UNIVERSE *

289
00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,334
YA!

290
00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:20,634
* SO YOU JUMP UP
ON YOUR HOST *

291
00:11:20,634 --> 00:11:22,334
* AND WITH A KISS
SAY HELLO, NURSE *

292
00:11:22,334 --> 00:11:23,834
NO!

293
00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:26,067
* REMEMBER THAT
GOOD DICTION *

294
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:28,067
* REFLECTS SO WELL
ON YOU *

295
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,300
YA!

296
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:31,167
* SO PRACTICE
ALL YOUR VOWEL SOUNDS *

297
00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:33,434
* BY SAYING AEIOUUU 

298
00:11:33,434 --> 00:11:34,934
NO!

299
00:11:34,934 --> 00:11:37,100
* TO USE
THE RIGHT UTENSILS *

300
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,968
* ONE OF ETIQUETTE'S
DEMANDS *

301
00:11:39,968 --> 00:11:41,901
* SO WE RECOMMEND
YOU THROW THEM OUT *

302
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,167
* AND EAT WITH YOUR HANDS 

303
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,167
* A SALAD FORK,
A DINNER FORK *

304
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,601
* A BUTTER KNIFE,
A WATER GLASS *

305
00:11:47,601 --> 00:11:48,667
* A SOUP SPOON,
A DINNER KNIFE *

306
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,000
* A FORK FOR EATING
PICKLED BASS *

307
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,434
* AN OYSTER FORK,
DESSERT SPOON *

308
00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:52,901
* A NAPKIN
AND A FINGER BOWL *

309
00:11:52,901 --> 00:11:54,167
* A DINNER SPOON,
A SALAD KNIFE *

310
00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:56,567
* A BREAD PLATE
FOR YOUR DINNER ROLL *

311
00:11:56,567 --> 00:11:58,133
* WE'VE HEARD THE RULES
YOU NEED TO KNOW *

312
00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:59,367
* TO MAKE
THAT SOCIAL CLIMB *

313
00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:00,834
* BUT WE'D RATHER SPEND
OUR ENERGY *

314
00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:03,734
* ON HAVING A GOOD TIME *

315
00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:09,968
NO, NO, NO!
I GIVE UP!

316
00:12:09,968 --> 00:12:11,400
IT CAN'T BE DONE.

317
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,667
KAPUTSKI! YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO THE PARTY.

318
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,734
NOT GOING TO THE PARTY?

319
00:12:16,734 --> 00:12:18,234
WHY?

320
00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:19,634
WHY? WHY?

321
00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:23,000
BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE POLITE,
SPEAK CORRECTLY, OR SAY,

322
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,901
HOW DO YOU DO!

323
00:12:24,901 --> 00:12:25,901
OH, THAT.

324
00:12:25,901 --> 00:12:27,868
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?

325
00:12:29,234 --> 00:12:31,734
HOW DO YOU DO?

326
00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:35,334
YOU--YOU CAN DO THAT?

327
00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:36,334
SURE!

328
00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:39,901
THEN WHY DO YOU GIVE ME
A HARD TIME?

329
00:12:39,901 --> 00:12:42,133
'CAUSE WE LOVE YA!

330
00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:45,634
HEH! WELL, THEN...

331
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:52,400
LET'S PARTY!

332
00:12:56,434 --> 00:12:58,934
WE'RE AT
THE WARNER BROS. LOT

333
00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:00,934
FOR A FANTABULOUS
GALA EVENT

334
00:13:00,934 --> 00:13:03,601
AS THE STUDIO WOOS
SOME NEW INVESTORS.

335
00:13:03,601 --> 00:13:06,067
RUMOR IS
THE STAKES ARE HIGH

336
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,767
WITH $1 BILLION
ON THE LINE.

337
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,701
LET'S MEET
THE ARRIVING STARS.

338
00:13:10,701 --> 00:13:11,901
OOF!

339
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,868
UH, I'M SORRY, SIR,

340
00:13:18,868 --> 00:13:21,901
BUT THIS IS
A BLACK TIE AFFAIR.

341
00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,767
FINALLY, WE LANDED.

342
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,100
[ANNOUNCER]
 THERE'S THADDEUS PLOTZ WITH
 HIS FOREIGN INVESTORS NOW.

343
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:35,000
PLEASE TELL OUR
HONORED NEW INVESTORS

344
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,567
THIS PARTY IS OUR WAY
OF SAYING WELCOME AND...

345
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,133
HEH HEH HEH...

346
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:43,567
[WESTERN ACCENT]
YOU'RE A-O.K., PARTNER!

347
00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:45,734
HA HA HA HA.

348
00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:47,968
 YOKO SO, SOSHITE
 ANAT. WA...

349
00:13:47,968 --> 00:13:51,200
A-O.K., PARTNER.

350
00:13:52,234 --> 00:13:53,934
HEH HEH HEH. AHEM.

351
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,801
DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF

352
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:59,300
IS ARRIVING WITH
THE WARNER BROS.

353
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,801
PLEASE, LET THOSE KIDS
BEHAVE. I WANT MY MONEY.

354
00:14:05,601 --> 00:14:06,701
MR. CHAIRMAN,

355
00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:08,200
MAY I PRESENT...

356
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,901
THE WARNER BROS.!

357
00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:11,033
ADDENDUM--

358
00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:12,667
THE WARNER SISTER.

359
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:15,267
HOW DO YOU DO?

360
00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:18,300
 GOKIGEN
 IKAGA DESUKA?

361
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,467
TOKYO WA TOTEMO
OMOSHIROI TOKORO DESU NE.

362
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:23,133
 ZEHI IRASHITE KUDASAI.

363
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:26,067
MADA IKI BASHO GA
AREBA NE.

364
00:14:47,734 --> 00:14:51,167
HOW ABOUT A SMILE?
PLEASE, BABY,
PLEASE, BABY, PLEASE.

365
00:14:54,901 --> 00:14:57,734
I'M PUTTING OUT
A SWIMSUIT CALENDAR.

366
00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:59,801
NOT WHILE I'M EATING!

367
00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:02,067
GOOD WORK,
SCRATCHANSNIFF!

368
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,267
I'M AMAZED!

369
00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:05,934
YOU DID IT.
THE WARNERS BEHAVED!

370
00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:10,901
NOW GET THEM OUT OF HERE.

371
00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:11,901
WHAT?

372
00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:14,067
BUT THEY DID THEIR PART!

373
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,634
I WANT THEM OUT!

374
00:15:15,634 --> 00:15:18,100
I DON'T HAVE
THAT CHECK YET.

375
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,667
GET THEM OUT!

376
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:24,501
WELL, KIDS,
THAT'S ENOUGH
FOR ONE NIGHT, EH?

377
00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:26,167
HUH?

378
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:29,400
I DON'T WANT YOU
GETTING OVERTIRED.
IT'S GETTING LATE.

379
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,901
IT'S OFF TO BED
WITH YOU.

380
00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:34,334
COME ALONG. LET'S GO
NIGHTY NIGHT.

381
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,167
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

382
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,400
YEAH.

383
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,834
I'M SORRY.
THE CHAIRMAN SAID
YOU HAD TO LEAVE.

384
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,667
BUT WE BEHAVED!

385
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,033
YA, I KNOW,
AND I'M SORRY.

386
00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:48,000
GO ON UP.
GO ON NOW.

387
00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:51,567
NO DINNER
WITH MEL GIBSON?

388
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,968
NO DANCING
WITH MICHELLE PFEIFFER?

389
00:15:53,968 --> 00:15:57,667
NO CHITCHAT
WITH DON KNOTTS?

390
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,100
I KNOW WHEN
WE'RE NOT WANTED.

391
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:03,234
I KNOW WHEN
WE SHOULD GO HOME!

392
00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:06,267
NOW IS NOT
ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

393
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,133
UH, SOME PARTY, HUH?

394
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,701
YOI PAATY DESUNE?
TO ITEMASU.

395
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:17,767
HEH HEH...

396
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:20,434
HOW DO YOU OPEN
THIS THING?

397
00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,334
I'M GETTING TOO OLD
FOR THIS.

398
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:25,968
HEY, YOU WANT THIS?

399
00:16:27,234 --> 00:16:29,467
O.K., O.K.,
O.K., O.K., O.K.

400
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:32,501
HELLO,
MR. LETHAL WEAPON!

401
00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:34,033
DID YOU MISS ME?

402
00:16:37,234 --> 00:16:39,100
LOVE YOUR HAIRDO.

403
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,868
COULDN'T MOE AND LARRY
MAKE IT? JUST KIDDING.

404
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:45,534
DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND
FOR MY BROTHER HERE?

405
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:49,667
YOU'VE GOT A NASTY
DROOLING PROBLEM!

406
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,067
ARGH!

407
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,200
NOT BAD.

408
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,901
BUT I'VE
GOT BETTER.

409
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,400
OH, MONSTER!

410
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,601
[WHIMPERS]

411
00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:03,834
ASOKO NIWARNER BROS.
GA IRU.

412
00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:06,067
THE WARNERS?

413
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,801
WHERE'S
SCRATCHANSNIFF?

414
00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:10,234
I DON'T WANT TO
DRIVE THE BATMOBILE.

415
00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:13,400
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN IT.

416
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,601
I TOLD YOU TO SEND
THOSE KIDS HOME!

417
00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:18,133
B-BUT I DID!

418
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,734
WELL, THEY'RE BACK!

419
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:23,200
YOU'D BETTER
HELP ME CATCH THEM!
THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!

420
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,300
OHH!

421
00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:31,367
SLAPPY,
DID I SHOW YOU THIS?

422
00:17:35,601 --> 00:17:39,901
SAVE IT FOR
THE JACK LALANE STORY,
BUBULA.

423
00:17:39,901 --> 00:17:44,434
YOU KNOW, YOU REMIND ME
OF A VERY MATURE
JOHNNY QUEST.

424
00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:51,834
HELLO, KITTY!

425
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,000
WHO ARE YOU?

426
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,868
WE'RE THE WARNER BROS.!

427
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,367
LIKE THE STUDIO?

428
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,834
NOT VERY MUCH.

429
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:02,234
DID YOU KNOW
THERE'S A THING
IN YOUR MILK?

430
00:18:06,801 --> 00:18:08,300
THERE THEY ARE!

431
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,834
PUT ME ON YOUR
DANCE CARD.

432
00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:16,434
IS THAT
BARRY MANILOW?

433
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,801
THERE THEY ARE!

434
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,934
TAKE OVER FOR US.

435
00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,167
NO WAY!
NO WAY!

436
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,367
WAY!

437
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:06,467
WHO SAYS STUDIO PARTIES
DON'T ROCK?

438
00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:08,734
LET'S SHINDIG,
DARLING.

439
00:19:22,968 --> 00:19:24,601
OH--MY--THOSE--

440
00:19:24,601 --> 00:19:25,734
THEY--

441
00:19:25,734 --> 00:19:27,000
AAH!

442
00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:35,934
ANYBODY GOT ANY CHEESE?

443
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,300
GRRR!
GRRR!

444
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,467
AAH!
AAH!           AAH!

445
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,334
WHOA!

446
00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:57,234
WHOA!

447
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,534
WHOA!

448
00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:04,734
WHOA!

449
00:20:05,734 --> 00:20:06,734
WHOA!

450
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:09,100
WHOA!

451
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:12,033
WHOA!

452
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,534
RUIN MY STUDIO,
WILL YOU?

453
00:20:20,534 --> 00:20:21,667
YOU--YOU--

454
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:25,033
YOU WHATEVER YOU ARES!

455
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:28,534
MR. KATO WOULD LIKE
TO KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE

456
00:20:28,534 --> 00:20:30,200
FOR ALL OF THIS.

457
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:34,300
IT WAS THEM!
I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.

458
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,200
THEY'RE RESPONSIBLE!

459
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,133
WARNER BROS.
NO SEKININ DESU.

460
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,501
GREAT PARTY!

461
00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:41,100
GREAT PARTY!

462
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,367
GREAT PARTY!

463
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,200
GREAT PARTY!

464
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,033
HA HA HA HA!

465
00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:48,100
GREAT PARTY?

466
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,367
OH...OH, OH, YES.

467
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:51,901
UH, GREAT PARTY!

468
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:58,901
WE LOVE
THE WARNER BROS.!

469
00:20:58,901 --> 00:21:00,501
AND HERE YOU GO.

470
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:04,734
MR. KATO PRESENTS
THE CHECK FOR $1 BILLION.

471
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:08,234
YOU ARE A-O.K., PARTNER!

472
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,133
C'MON, YOU GUYS.

473
00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:13,100
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY
TRUTH OR DARE.

474
00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:21,701
THERE'S A LESSON
TO BE LEARNED IN THIS.

475
00:21:21,701 --> 00:21:23,267
YA? WHAT'S THAT?

476
00:21:23,267 --> 00:21:24,934
I HAVE NO IDEA,

477
00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:26,968
BUT IT'S WORTH
A BILLION.

478
00:21:26,968 --> 00:21:29,400
THAT'S MY CHECK!
GIVE ME THAT!

479
00:21:30,701 --> 00:21:32,601
GIVE ME THAT!
THAT'S MINE!

480
00:21:32,601 --> 00:21:35,200
COME BACK HERE
WITH MY MONEY!

481
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,367
THAT'S MY CHECK!

482
00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:45,267
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.

483
00:22:03,801 --> 00:22:06,734
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.

484
00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:09,033
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

485
00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:11,601
GOODBYE, NURSE!