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 DATELINE--HOLLYWOOD, 1930,

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 THE WARNER BROS. STUDIO.

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 AT THE STUDIO'S
 NEW ANIMATION DEPARTMENT,

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 ARTISTS TOILED ENDLESSLY TO
 COME UP WITH CARTOON STARS,

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 ULTIMATELY CREATING
 THREE NEW CHARACTERS--

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 THE WARNER BROTHERS
 AND THEIR SISTER, DOT.

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HELLO, NURSE!

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 UNFORTUNATELY,
 THE WARNER KIDS WERE
 TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL.

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BOINGY, BOINGY,

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BOINGY, BOINGY!

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 THE TRIO RAN AMOK
 THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO...

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 UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE.

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 THE WARNERS' FILMS,

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 WHICH MADE
 ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE,

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 WERE LOCKED
 IN THE STUDIO VAULT,
 NEVER TO BE RELEASED.

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 AS FOR THE WARNERS
 THEMSELVES,

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 THEY WERE LOCKED
 IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER,

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 ALSO NEVER TO BE RELEASED.

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 PUBLICLY, THE STUDIO
 HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE

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 OF THE WARNERS' EXISTENCE
 TO THIS VERY DAY...

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 WHEN THE WARNERS ESCAPED.

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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *

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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *

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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *

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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *

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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *

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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT 

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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *

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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT 

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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *

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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* DOT IS CUTE 

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* AND YAKKO YAKS 

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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *

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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *

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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *

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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *

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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY 

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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 

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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *

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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *

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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y 

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* PINKY AND THE BRAINY 

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* ANIMANIACS 

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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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 AND NOW, THE NATIONS
OF THE WORLD,

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 BROUGHT TO YOU
 BY YAKKO WARNER.

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* UNITED STATES, CANADA,
MEXICO, PANAMA *

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* HAITI, JAMAICA, PERU 

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* REPUBLIC DOMINICAN,
CUBA, CARIBBEAN *

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* GREENLAND,
EL SALVADOR, TOO *

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* PUERTO RICO,
COLOMBIA, VENEZUELA *

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* HONDURAS, GUYANA,
AND STILL *

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* GUATEMALA, BOLIVIA,
THEN ARGENTINA *

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* AND ECUADOR,
CHILE, BRAZIL *

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* COSTA RICA,
BELIZE, NICARAGUA *

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* BERMUDA, BAHAMAS,
TOBAGO, SAN JUAN *

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* PARAGUAY, URUGUAY,
SURINAME *

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* AND FRENCH GUIANA,
BARBADOS, AND GUAM *

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* NORWAY AND SWEDEN
AND ICELAND AND FINLAND *

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* AND GERMANY
NOW IN ONE PIECE *

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* SWITZERLAND, AUSTRIA,
CZECHOSLOVAKIA *

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* ITALY, TURKEY,
AND GREECE *

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* POLAND, ROMANIA,
SCOTLAND, ALBANIA *

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* IRELAND, RUSSIA, OMAN 

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* BULGARIA,
SAUDI ARABIA, HUNGARY *

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* CYPRUS, IRAQ, AND IRAN 

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* THERE'S SYRIA,
LEBANON, ISRAEL *

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* JORDAN, BOTH YEMENS,
KUWAIT, AND BAHRAIN *

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* THE NETHERLANDS,
LUXEMBOURG, BELGIUM,
AND PORTUGAL *

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* FRANCE, ENGLAND,
DENMARK, AND SPAIN *

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* INDIA, PAKISTAN,
BURMA, AFGHANISTAN *

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* THAILAND, NEPAL,
AND BHUTAN *

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* KAMPUCHEA, MALAYSIA,
THEN BANGLADESH, ASIA *

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* AND CHINA,
KOREA, JAPAN *

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* MONGOLIA, LAOS,
AND TIBET, INDONESIA *

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* THE PHILIPPINE ISLANDS,
TAIWAN *

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* SRI LANKA, NEW GUINEA,
SUMATRA, NEW ZEALAND *

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* THEN BORNEO
AND VIETNAM *

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* TUNISIA, MOROCCO,
UGANDA, ANGOLA *

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* ZIMBABWE, DJIBOUTI,
BOTSWANA *

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* MOZAMBIQUE, ZAMBIA,
SWAZILAND *

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*  GAMBIA, GUINEA,
ALGERIA, GHANA *

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* UGANDA, LESOTHO,
AND MALAWI, TOGO *

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* THE SPANISH SAHARA
IS GONE *

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* NIGER, NIGERIA,
CHAD, AND LIBERIA *

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* EGYPT, BENIN, AND GABON 

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* TANZANIA, SOMALIA,
KENYA, AND MALI *

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* SIERRA LEONE AND ALGIER 

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* DAHOMEY, NAMIBIA,
SENEGAL, LIBYA *

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* CAMEROON, CONGO, ZAIRE 

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* ETHIOPIA, GUINEA,
BASSAM, MADAGASCAR *

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* RWANDA, MAYOTTE,
AND CAYMAN *

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* HONG KONG, ABU DHABI,
CATALJA, YUGOSLAVIA *

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* CRETE, MAURITANIA,
THEN TRANSYLVANIA *

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* MONACO, LIECHTENSTEIN,
MALTA, AND PALESTINE *

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* FIJI, AUSTRALIA, SUDAN *

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* OPEN YOUR DOORS
AND BUY OUR COOKIES *

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* YODEL LIDDLE LADDLE
LADDLE YADLE ODLE EE *

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* SUPPORT THE SCOUTS,
GET OUT YOUR WALLET *

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* YODEL LIDDLE LADDLE
LADDLE YADLE ODLE EE *

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* YODEL LAY HEE HOO 

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* YODEL AH HA HAA 

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* YODEL LAY HEE HEE 

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* YODEL LIDDLE
LADDLE YADDLE ODLE
DIBBLE DODLE DOODLE *

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* DUM DUM DEE DEE *

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SORRY, IT'S
THE CHOCOLATE TALKING.

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HOT CHOCOLATE!

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HOT CHOCOLATE!

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HELLO,
SWISS NURSE MISS!

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OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

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WE GOT COOKIES TO SELL.

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WELL, SCOUTS,
THERE IT IS--

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THE LAST HOUSE.

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WE ONLY NEED TO SELL
ONE MORE BOX

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TO GET MERIT BADGES.

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ALBERT EINSTEIN...

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HE SOUNDS DREAMY.

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IF THE SUN IS "P,"
AND GRAVITY IS "H,"

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IT MAKES A "PHHH!"

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NO, NO, NO, NO!

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THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY
HAS ESCAPED ME.

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WHY CAN'T I GET IT?

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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OHH! THIS BETTER BE
IMPORTANT.

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I'M THINKING
ABOUT BLACK HOLES.

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LIKE BLACKHEADS?

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YOU'RE
A DERMATOLOGIST.

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I AM NOT!

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I AM ALBERT EINSTEIN,

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WORLD FAMOUS PHYSICIST.

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I'VE NEVER HAD A CYST,

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BUT WAKKO'S GOT A WART.

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EW.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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DO YOU WANT TO BUY
SOME KIDSCOUT COOKIES?

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COOKIES? WHAT WOULD
I DO WITH COOKIES?

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YA EAT THEM,
SILLY MUSTACHE MAN.

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WHOA.
DUMBER THAN ADVERTISED.

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I DON'T WANT COOKIES.

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I'M TRYING TO UNLOCK
MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE.

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BE GOOD SCOUTS--RUN AWAY!

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GOODBYE,
MERIT BADGES.

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OH, OH!

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MY HEART ACHES
WITH THE SORROW
OF 1,000 SCOUTS.

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NO MERIT BADGE.

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I MOURN MY LOSS.

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[CRYING]

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SAY, THOSE ACTING CLASSES
ARE REALLY PAYING OFF.

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THINK SO?

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DON'T WORRY.

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WE'LL SELL THAT MAN COOKIES,
OR DIE TRYING!

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OR TRY DYING!

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OR DO SOME TIE-DYEING!

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AND NOW, TO MEASURE
THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

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BOY, THAT'S QUICK!

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OH!

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HELLO!
HELLO!            HELLO!

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SO, HOW ABOUT IT?

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WANT SOME COOKIES?

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NO, NO, NO COOKIES!

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HOW ABOUT
A CHIA PET?

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NO, I--

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OH, LOOK AT THAT.

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OH, IT'S GOT
LITTLE FUZZY GRASS.

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WELL--NO, I CAN'T!
I CAN'T!

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DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

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I CAN'T BE DISTURBED.

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I'M TRYING TO FIND
AN EQUATION THAT
EXPLAINS THE UNIVERSE!

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SHOULDN'T YOU STICK
TO SKIN DISORDERS?

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I AM NOT
A DERMATOLOGIST!

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ALL RIGHT,
WE GET THE PICTURE.

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IF YOU DON'T WANT
ANY COOKIES,
JUST LEAVE.

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I'M NOT LEAVING.
IT'S MY HOUSE.

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ALL RIGHT THEN.
YOU LEAVE.

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FINE.

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ARGH!

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NOW WHAT?

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NOW IT'S TIME
FOR THE HARD SELL.

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NO MORE DISRUPTIONS.

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HELLO!

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AAH!

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YOU!

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THIS IS A EWE.
WE'RE JUST
PLAIN OLD US.

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WHY WON'T YOU
LEAVE ME ALONE?

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WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!

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FOR A LIMITED TIME,
BUY OUR COOKIES,

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AND WE'LL THROW IN
THE ACME POCKET FISHERMAN!

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POCKET FISHERMAN
COMES COMPLETE

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WITH FISHING POLE,
TACKLE BOX, AND POTTY.

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HE'S SMALL, BUT HE EATS.

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BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE.

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YOU'LL ALSO GET THE AMAZING
ACME HAIR MAGNET.

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A UNIQUE SOLUTION
TO FINE, LIMP HAIR.

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SMILE!

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YOU DIDN'T SMILE.

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TO GET THE COOKIES,
POCKET FISHERMAN,
AND HAIR MAGNET,

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HERE'S HOW TO ORDER.

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HI, I'M DOT,
AN OPERATOR HERE AT ACME.

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ORDER NOW,
AND WE'LL THROW IN

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UNEXPLAINED MYSTERIES
OF FUDGE.

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CALL NOW!

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[CRYING]

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HE CAN'T TAKE MORE,
CAPTAIN. HE'S ABOUT
TO BLOW!

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YOU REALLY
DON'T WANT ANY, HUH?

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HOW CAN I EAT COOKIES

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WHEN THE THEORY
OF RELATIVITY
HAS ESCAPED ME?

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IT'S WRONG!

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ALL WRONG!

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I AM A FAILURE.

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EINSTEIN IS A DUMMY.

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STUPID EINSTEIN DUMMY BOY.

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[WHISPERING]

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HEY, EINSTEIN!

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* WHENEVER WE'RE
FEELING BLUE *

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* HERE'S WHAT
WE ALWAYS DO *

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* WHEN YOUR FACE IS LONG,
SING THE ACME SONG *

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* YOU'LL FEEL
SO FRESH AND NEW *

232
00:09:22,968 --> 00:09:24,300
* THERE'S THE "A,"
THAT'S FIRST *

233
00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,501
* THERE'S A "C,"
THAT'S NEXT *

234
00:09:25,501 --> 00:09:27,634
* THERE'S AN "M,"
YOU'RE ALMOST DONE *

235
00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:28,801
* THERE'S THE "E,"
IT'S LAST *

236
00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,000
* NOW, SPELL IT OUT 

237
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,200
* A-C-M-E, THAT'S FUN *

238
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,467
NOW BACKWARDS!

239
00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:34,801
* THERE'S THE "E,"
THAT'S LAST *

240
00:09:34,801 --> 00:09:35,934
* THERE'S THE "M,"
IT'S NEXT *

241
00:09:35,934 --> 00:09:37,901
* THERE'S "C,"
YOU'RE ALMOST DONE *

242
00:09:37,901 --> 00:09:39,334
* THERE'S THE "A,"
IT'S FIRST *

243
00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:40,501
* WHAT'S FIRST IS LAST *

244
00:09:40,501 --> 00:09:43,033
* E-M-C-A, WE'RE DONE **

245
00:09:43,033 --> 00:09:44,567
PRETTY GOOD, WAKKO,

246
00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:47,801
BUT YOUR "A" ALWAYS
LOOKS LIKE A 2.

247
00:10:03,234 --> 00:10:04,234
THAT'S IT.

248
00:10:04,234 --> 00:10:05,133
THAT'S IT!

249
00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:07,033
THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY!

250
00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,200
"E" EQUALS MC SQUARED.

251
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,834
ENERGY EQUALS MASS TIMES
THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED.

252
00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:14,434
YOU KIDS IS GENIUSES!

253
00:10:14,434 --> 00:10:15,968
"E" EQUALS MC SQUARED!

254
00:10:15,968 --> 00:10:17,801
"E" EQUALS MC SQUARED!

255
00:10:17,801 --> 00:10:20,334
"E" EQUALS MC SQUARED!

256
00:10:22,033 --> 00:10:24,434
THE NOBEL PRIZE IN PHYSICS

257
00:10:24,434 --> 00:10:26,834
GOES TO
ALBERT EINSTEIN AND...

258
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,634
THE WARNER BROTHERS.

259
00:10:28,634 --> 00:10:30,968
AND THE WARNER SISTER!

260
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:40,367
HEY, IT'S NO MERIT BADGE,
BUT IT'LL DO.

261
00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:46,767
GEE, BRAIN. WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO TONIGHT?

262
00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:49,167
THE SAME THING
WE ALWAYS DO--

263
00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:51,801
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

264
00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,734
* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *

265
00:10:56,734 --> 00:10:59,000
* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

266
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,834
* ONE IS A GENIUS 

267
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,667
* THE OTHER'S INSANE *

268
00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,734
* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *

269
00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:06,434
* THEIR GENES
HAVE BEEN SPLICED *

270
00:11:06,434 --> 00:11:07,601
* THEY'RE PINKY *

271
00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:09,200
* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *

272
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,834
* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN 

273
00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:11,901
* BRAIN *

274
00:11:23,501 --> 00:11:25,667
I HOPE YOU'RE
PREPARED, PINKY,

275
00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:28,434
FOR TONIGHT'S PLAN
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

276
00:11:28,434 --> 00:11:30,200
PROMISES
TO BE EXTRAORDINARY.

277
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,200
[CANNED LAUGHTER]

278
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,200
PINKY?

279
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,267
HEE HEE HEE HEE!

280
00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:36,934
 BANG! ZOOM!
 RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

281
00:11:36,934 --> 00:11:38,534
HEE HEE HEE HEE!

282
00:11:38,534 --> 00:11:42,100
BANG! ZOOM!
RIGHT IN THE KISSER! NARF!

283
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,901
HEE HEE HEE HEE!

284
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:47,701
YOU WATCH
TOO MUCH TV, PINKY.

285
00:11:47,701 --> 00:11:49,334
BANG! ZOOM!

286
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,267
STOP SAYING THAT,
PINKY,

287
00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:53,734
OR I SHALL
HAVE TO HURT YOU.

288
00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:55,767
OH. O.K.
SORRY, BRAIN. NARF!

289
00:12:05,701 --> 00:12:06,767
EGAD!

290
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,934
YOU ASTOUND ME,
BRAIN.

291
00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:10,868
THAT'S A SIMPLE TASK,
PINKY.

292
00:12:17,234 --> 00:12:21,234
ONCE WE CONSTRUCT
A SUPER-CONDUCTIVE
MAGNETIC INFINDIBULATOR,

293
00:12:21,234 --> 00:12:24,334
THE WORLD WILL BE OURS!
PINKY?

294
00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:28,400
 IT IS OFTEN SAID
 WHEN A GOLFER
 TEES OFF. ALVEY?

295
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,767
 WHAT IS FOUR, ALEX?

296
00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:32,300
WHAT IS NARF!

297
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,801
UH, WHAT IS POINT!

298
00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:37,000
WHAT IS INORDINATELY
SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, ALEX?

299
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,133
THE PLANS, PINKY,

300
00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:45,167
FOR THE SUPER-CONDUCTIVE
MAGNETIC INFINDIBULATOR.

301
00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:47,968
SHALL I EXPLAIN
HOW IT WORKS?

302
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,200
NARF!

303
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,667
CHALLENGE ME!

304
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,133
I'M SURE I WILL.

305
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:54,200
BY USING THE INFINDIBULATOR

306
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,033
TO DEPLETE HYDROGEN
AND PROMOTE GRAVITATIONAL
COLLAPSE,

307
00:12:57,033 --> 00:12:59,367
WE WILL PRODUCE
A MAGNETIC CHARGE

308
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:01,367
FROM THE EARTH SO STRONG,

309
00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:04,300
THAT EVERYONE WITH
LOOSE CHANGE IN THEIR POCKETS

310
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:07,200
WILL BE DRAWN TO THE GROUND
AND STICK!

311
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,234
EGAD, BRAIN!
BRILLIANT!

312
00:13:09,234 --> 00:13:14,100
UH-OH. WAIT.
WHAT IF THEY TAKE
OFF THEIR PANTS?

313
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:17,000
THEN WE'LL HAVE TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD QUICKLY.

314
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:21,400
EVERY ITEM WE NEED IS HERE
IN THE LAB, SAVE ONE--

315
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,400
THE INFINDIBULATOR.

316
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:29,167
BUT I KNOW WHERE
WE CAN GET ONE--
THE FARMER'S ALMANAC.

317
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:33,667
URGH...

318
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:34,767
OOH!
OOH!

319
00:13:40,534 --> 00:13:41,567
THANKS.

320
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,367
AHH, HERE WE ARE.

321
00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:50,767
"BUILD YOUR OWN
INFINDIBULATOR

322
00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:53,767
"WITH THINGS YOU HAVE
AROUND THE HOME.

323
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,501
ONLY $99,000."

324
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,501
[GASP]

325
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:59,467
$99,000? NARF!

326
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:01,901
WHERE WE GOING TO
GET THAT, BRAIN?

327
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,000
 [BUZZER]

328
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,501
SORRY, MATILDA.
THAT'S INCORRECT.

329
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:06,367
HOW MUCH DID YOU WAGER?

330
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,200
ALL OF IT! TOO BAD,

331
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:12,534
BECAUSE YOU
COULD HAVE WON $99,000.

332
00:14:12,534 --> 00:14:15,968
PINKY, ARE YOU PONDERING
WHAT I'M PONDERING?

333
00:14:15,968 --> 00:14:17,667
I THINK SO, BRAIN.

334
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:22,300
BUT WHERE ARE WE
GOING TO FIND
A DUCK AND HOSE NOW?

335
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,734
THE MONEY, PINKY.

336
00:14:23,734 --> 00:14:28,634
I CAN GO ON THAT SHOW
AND WIN THE MONEY
FOR THE INFINDIBULATOR.

337
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,133
EGAD, BRAIN--

338
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:33,133
OH, NO. BUT THE QUESTIONS
ON GYP-PARODY

339
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,701
ARE INCREDIBLY HARD.

340
00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:37,200
YOU'D HAVE TO GET
EVERY ONE RIGHT.

341
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,234
QUIZ ME.

342
00:14:38,234 --> 00:14:39,734
ASK ME ANYTHING.

343
00:14:39,734 --> 00:14:40,734
NARF!

344
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:41,901
UH, O.K.

345
00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:43,367
WHAT IS PIE?

346
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:45,534
THE RATIO
OF THE CIRCUMFERENCE

347
00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:50,434
OF A CIRCLE TO ITS
DIAMETER HAVING
A VALUE OF 3.14159265.

348
00:14:50,434 --> 00:14:53,067
BUT ASK ME SOMETHING
DIFFICULT, PINKY.

349
00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:56,000
UH...UH...NARF.
OH, O.K.!

350
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,801
WHAT TV CHARACTER SAYS,
"BANG! ZOOM!"

351
00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:02,767
I TOLD YOU
TO STOP SAYING THAT.

352
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,734
I DON'T CARE
WHO SAYS THAT.

353
00:15:06,734 --> 00:15:08,033
RALPH KRAMDEN!

354
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,501
TA-DA!

355
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,667
WE MUST PREPARE.

356
00:15:17,901 --> 00:15:19,934
URGH!

357
00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:21,868
ARGH!

358
00:15:21,868 --> 00:15:23,667
ARGH!
URGH!

359
00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:26,300
THAT DOES IT.

360
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,868
I'M GOING IN.

361
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,667
HONEY, I'M HOME.

362
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,434
HA HA HA!

363
00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:44,000
OH, THAT'S
A FUNNY JOKE, BRAIN.

364
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,501
I AM NOT DEVOID OF HUMOR.

365
00:15:46,501 --> 00:15:48,334
PREPARE FOR DEPARTURE!

366
00:16:02,534 --> 00:16:03,567
NARF!

367
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:23,133
TAXI!

368
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,334
TAXI!

369
00:16:33,434 --> 00:16:35,667
THE TELEVISION
STATION, PLEASE.

370
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,200
YOU GOT IT.

371
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:41,734
WHOA! HEY...IF YOU
DON'T MIND ME ASKING,

372
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,934
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?

373
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:44,834
NOTHING.

374
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:48,467
I AM A MOUSE IN A LARGE
MECHANICAL SUIT.

375
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:49,701
HEY, O.K.,

376
00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:51,734
MY FAULT FOR ASKING,
RIGHT?

377
00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,701
 THIS IS GYP-PARODY!

378
00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:02,834
 OUR RETURNING CHAMPION,
 ALVEY!

379
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:05,434
 AND PLEASE WELCOME DOLORIS

380
00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:07,901
 AND BRIAN!

381
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,667
UH, THAT'S BRAIN,
NOT BRIAN.

382
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:14,868
 AND NOW YOUR HOST,
 ALEX QUEBEC!

383
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,367
LET'S START WITH OUR
RETURNING CHAMPION.

384
00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:20,834
UH, I'LL TAKE
"ANCIENT SHOE SIZES"
FOR $200, ALEX.

385
00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:27,667
WHAT WAS 7 1/2?

386
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,667
THAT'S CORRECT,
BRIAN.

387
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:30,701
THAT'S BRAIN.

388
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:33,300
"KINGS NAMED MOSHUSHU"
FOR $200.

389
00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:38,734
BRIAN.

390
00:17:38,734 --> 00:17:41,100
WHO WAS KING MOSHUSHU I?

391
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,067
CORRECT.
SELECT AGAIN, BRIAN.

392
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:45,501
BRAIN.
"ISLE OF YAP" FOR $400?

393
00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:50,567
BRIAN.

394
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:53,334
WHAT ARE BICAR, EYELOOK,
AND AILING LAPPALAND?

395
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,901
WHAT IS INVERSELY
PROPORTIONAL

396
00:17:57,901 --> 00:18:00,934
TO SQUARE OF THE CUBED
DISTANCES BETWEEN THEM?

397
00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:04,868
WHAT IS THE CRUST OF IO?

398
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,434
WHAT IS A REGIS PHILBIN?

399
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,467
THAT CONCLUDES
ROUND TWO.

400
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:17,901
IT LOOKS
LIKE BRIAN--

401
00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:19,300
BRAIN.

402
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,467
WILL PLAY
FINAL GYP-PARODY ALONE,

403
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,334
SO FAR HAVING ANSWERED
EVERY SINGLE QUESTION
CORRECTLY.

404
00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:25,767
HAVE YOU WAGERED?

405
00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:27,467
YES, ALEX.

406
00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:30,167
ANY PLANS ON HOW YOU'LL
SPEND YOUR WINNINGS?

407
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:33,367
YES. I PLAN
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

408
00:18:34,501 --> 00:18:36,000
HA HA HA HA.

409
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,501
MY FAULT FOR ASKING.

410
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:39,400
GO, BRAIN! NARF!

411
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,200
WE ALMOST GOT
ALL OUR MONEY!

412
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,868
IN THE WORDS OF--

413
00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:45,934
NOW, FOR $99,000,

414
00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:48,300
HERE'S THE FINAL
GYP-PARODYANSWER.

415
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,267
IN THE CATEGORY,
"QUOTABLE QUOTES..."

416
00:18:58,234 --> 00:19:00,434
UM...UH, WHO IS, UH...

417
00:19:00,434 --> 00:19:01,501
FIVE SECONDS.

418
00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:03,467
I, UM...WHO IS, UH...

419
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:04,701
TWO SECONDS.

420
00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:06,901
WHO IS, UH...PINKY!

421
00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:07,934
[BUZZER]

422
00:19:09,534 --> 00:19:11,334
OOH, THAT'S INCORRECT.

423
00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:14,367
THE QUESTION IS,
"WHO IS RALPH KRAMDEN?"

424
00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:16,334
HOW MUCH DID YOU WAGER?

425
00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:18,467
EVERYTHING.

426
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:21,334
WHICH LEAVES YOU WITH NADA.
 I'M SO SORRY.

427
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:24,367
THAT WRAPS UP OUR SHOW.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!

428
00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:29,000
UH...HOW ABOUT
WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE?

429
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,968
NO.

430
00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:35,000
YOU COULD WIN THE MONEY
ON $10,000 PILE-OF-MUD.

431
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,601
NO, PINKY.

432
00:19:36,601 --> 00:19:40,133
I'M GOING
TO GET SOME REST
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.

433
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:43,133
WHAT, BRAIN?
WHAT ARE WE DOING
TOMORROW NIGHT?

434
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:45,367
SAME THING WE DO
EVERY NIGHT.

435
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:48,000
TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.

436
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,067
* THEY'RE PINKY *

437
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:50,701
* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *

438
00:19:50,701 --> 00:19:52,334
* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN 

439
00:19:52,334 --> 00:19:58,267
* BRAIN *

440
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,067
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.

441
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,567
FOR OUR RABIES SHOT?

442
00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:05,534
TO MAKE
SPIT BUBBLES?

443
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:07,968
IT'S TIME FOR
THE DAY'S LESSON.

444
00:20:07,968 --> 00:20:09,968
TO DISCOVER
WHAT IT IS,

445
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:13,000
WE TURN TO
THE WHEEL OF MORALITY.

446
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,467
WHEEL OF MORALITY,
TURN, TURN, TURN.

447
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:19,033
TELL US THE LESSON
THAT WE SHOULD LEARN.

448
00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:21,601
AND THE MORAL
OF TODAY'S STORY IS...

449
00:20:21,601 --> 00:20:23,901
"IF AT FIRST
YOU DON'T SUCCEED,

450
00:20:23,901 --> 00:20:25,434
BLAME IT ON
YOUR PARENTS."

451
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:26,701
HOW DEEP.

452
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:28,467
I'M TOUCHED.

453
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,467
IN THE HEAD.

454
00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:30,934
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

455
00:20:30,934 --> 00:20:32,467
YIKES!
YIKES!                  YIKES!

456
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:40,133
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.

457
00:21:03,968 --> 00:21:05,067
I'M YAKKO.

458
00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:06,701
I'M WAKKO.

459
00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:08,734
AND I'M CUTE!

460
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,834
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WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.

461
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:15,000
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