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 DATELINE...
 HOLLYWOOD, 1930,

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 THE WARNER BROS. STUDIO.

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 HERE AT THE STUDIO'S
 NEW ANIMATION DEPARTMENT,

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 THE ARTISTS TOIL ENDLESSLY

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 TO COME UP
 WITH CARTOON STARS,

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 ULTIMATELY CREATING
 THREE NEW CHARACTERS,

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 THE WARNER BROTHERS
 AND THEIR SISTER DOT.

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HELLO, NURSE!
HELLO, NURSE!

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 UNFORTUNATELY,
 THE WARNER KIDS

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 WERE TOTALLY
 OUT OF CONTROL.

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BOINGY!
BOINGY!
BOINGY!

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BOINGY!
BOINGY!
BOINGY!

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 THE TRIO RAN AMUCK
 THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO.

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 UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE.

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 THE WARNERS' FILMS,

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 WHICH MADE ABSOLUTELY
 NO SENSE,

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 WERE LOCKED AWAY
 IN THE STUDIO VAULT

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 NEVER TO BE RELEASED.

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 AS FOR THE WARNERS
 THEMSELVES,

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 THEY WERE LOCKED AWAY
 IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER

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 ALSO NEVER
 TO BE RELEASED.

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 PUBLICLY, THE STUDIO
 HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE

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 OF THE WARNERS'
 EXISTENCE

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 TO THIS VERY DAY

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 WHEN THE WARNERS
 ESCAPED.

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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *

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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *

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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *

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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *

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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *

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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT 

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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *

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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT 

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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *

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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* DOT IS CUTE 

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* AND YAKKO YAKS 

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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *

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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *

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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *

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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *

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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY 

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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 

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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 

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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *

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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *

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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y 

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* HERE'S A SHOW
THAT'S MAINLY *

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* ANIMANIACS 

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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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I SUPPOSE IT'S WISE

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TO START
AT THE VERY BEGINNING.

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PROCEED.

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I WAS ONE OF THE MOST
SUCCESSFUL PSYCHOANALYSTS

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IN ALL OF HOLLYWOOD.

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50 YEARS AGO,
I STARTED WORK
AT WARNER BROTHERS.

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AHH, WARNER BROTHERS.

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HOME TO SOME
OF THE BIGGEST STARS
IN HOLLYWOOD.

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UH, GOOD MORNING,
MR. BIGGEST STAR
IN HOLLYWOOD.

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MORNING,
SWEETHEART.

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UH, MORNING, PORKY.

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G-G-G-GOO--

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MOR-M-M-M-M-M--

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[HORN HONKS]

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ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!

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HELLO.

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 WHEN THE STARS
 HAD A PROBLEM,

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 THEY CAME TO ME.

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SO TELL ME MORE
ABOUT THESE DREAMS

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YOU'VE HAD,
MR. REAGAN.

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IN MY DREAMS,
I'M PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.

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FOR YEARS, THE BIGGEST ACTORS
 TOLD ME THEIR PROBLEMS,

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 THEIR SECRETS,
 THEIR PAIN.

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 OOH! IT WAS
 SO MUCH FUN.

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 AND THEN, JUST RECENTLY,

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 I HAD JUST COMPLETED
 A DELIGHTFULLY INTENSE SESSION

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 WITH CLINT EASTWOOD.

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 THEN IT HAPPENED.

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[CROWD SCREAMS]

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[WOMAN SHRIEKS]

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WHAT IS THAT?

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WHAT'S GOING ON
UP THERE?

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 IT WAS THEM.

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 THE WARNER BROTHERS.

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 AFTER YEARS OF BEING
 LOCKED AWAY

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 IN THE WATER TOWER,

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 THEY MANAGED
 TO ESCAPE.

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DID YOU MISS US?

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I HARDLY EVEN
KNOW YOU.

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WE'RE
THE WARNER BROTHERS.

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AND THE WARNER SISTER.

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UGH!

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PTOOEY! PTOOEY!

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PTOOEY!

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BLECCHH!

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WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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WE ASKED YOU FIRST.

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WELL, I WANT...

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NO, YOU DIDN'T.

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WELL, WE MEANT TO.

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DO YOU KNOW
WHO I AM?

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[DING]

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DR. OTTO SCRATCHANSNIFF,

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WORLD-FAMOUS
PSYCHOANALYST
TO THE STARS?

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CORRECT.

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I WON! I WON!

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WHAT DID I WIN?

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NOTHING.

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SAY, WHAT KIND
OF GAME SHOW
IS THIS?

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THIS ISN'T
A GAME SHOW.

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I'LL SAY IT ISN'T.

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NOBODY
WINS ANYTHING.

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YOU'LL BE LUCKY
TO BE ON
ONE WEEK.

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NURSE! NURSE!

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YES,
DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF?

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[PANTING]

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GET
THESE KIDS OUT.

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[PANTING]

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HELLO, NURSE!

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AHH.

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AHH.

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DISGUSTING!

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WHY DON'T YOU
CUTE LITTLE KIDS
FOLLOW ME?

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 AFTER THE WARNER BROTHERS
 ESCAPED,

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 I WAS ASKED TO SEE
 THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD

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 OF THE STUDIO.

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THE WARNER BROTHERS
ARE WREAKING HAVOC

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THROUGHOUT
THIS STUDIO,
SCRATCHANSNIFF,

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AND I WON'T
HAVE IT!

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IN ORDER
FOR A STUDIO
TO RUN EFFICIENTLY,

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THERE MUST BE ORDER,
CALMNESS,

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CONTROL.

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THE WARNER BROTHERS
HAVE TAKEN
THE CALMNESS

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AND REPLACED IT
WITH CHAOS.

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THEY'RE TOO ZANY,
SCRATCHANSNIFF.

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I HAVEN'T BEEN
THIS UPSET

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SINCE WE MADE

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 DON'T TELL MOM
 THE BABYSITTER'S
 DEAD.

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I'VE CHOSEN
YOU TO GET
THE WARNER BROTHERS

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UNDER CONTROL.

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WHY ME?

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BECAUSE YOU'RE
A PSYCHIATRIST, DUMMY.

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OH.

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 AND SO, I SCHEDULED
 AN APPOINTMENT

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 WITH
 THE WARNER BROTHERS.

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 I'LL NEVER FORGET
 OUR FIRST SESSION.

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[SNARE DRUM]

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THE WARNER BROTHERS
ARE HERE

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FOR THEIR 3:00
APPOINTMENT.

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YOU BE GOOD LITTLE BOYS.

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MMM.

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BOYS.

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HOW YOU DOING,
SCRATCHY?

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I TAKE UMBRAGE
AT THAT.

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SURE. TAKE
ALL THE UMBRAGE.

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DON'T LEAVE US ANY.

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I MEAN
I TAKE OFFENSE.

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YOU WANT
OUR FENCE, TOO?

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ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT,

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BUT THAT'S ALL.
WE'RE TAPPED OUT.

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IT'S TIME
WE GOT DOWN
TO BUSINESS.

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* OUR FIRST QUARTER
FIGURES *

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* ARE REALLY LOW 

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* AS THIS BUSINESS GRAPH
WILL HOPEFULLY SHOW **

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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WE'RE GETTING DOWN.
THE BUSINESS.

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YOU ALWAYS MAKE
THE JOKES.

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THIS IS NOT GOOD.

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NO MORE JOKES.

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YAH. GOOD.

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NOW PLANT YOURSELVES
ON THE COUCH THERE.

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I SAID
NO MORE JOKES.

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THIS ISN'T A JOKE.

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IT'S A VISUAL GAG.

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NO MORE GAGS,
JOKES,
OR MONKEY STUFF.

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DEFINE MONKEY STUFF.

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THE MONKEY STUFF!
YOU KNOW.

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YOU WALKS
AROUND LIKE
A SILLY MONKEY.

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OOH! OOH!

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AAH! AAH!

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AND YOU BE GOOFY.
THAT IS
THE MONKEY STUFF.

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE
A P-SYCHIATRIST.

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I AM A P-SYCH--
I MEAN,
A PSYCHIATRIST.

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UH!

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AH...

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I KNOW
WHAT YOU KIDS WANT.

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YOU WANT TO TALK
TO MR. PUPPETHEAD.

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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
I'M MR. PUPPETHEAD.

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TELL ME WHY
YOU ALWAYS MAKE
THE JOKES.

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WHY AREN'T
YOU TALKING
WITH MR. PUPPETHEAD?

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IT'S VERY EASY.
WATCH ME.

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AHEM.

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HELLO,
MR. PUPPETHEAD.
HOW ARE YOU?

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I AM FINE,
DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF.
HOW ARE YOU?

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I'M FINE,
MR. PUPPETHEAD.

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DID YOU HAVE
A YUMMY BREAKFAST?

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OH, YES, VERY YUMMY.
THANK YOU.

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HOW WAS YOUR BREAKFAST?

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MY BREAKFAST
WAS YUMMY AS WELL.

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SEE,
ISN'T THAT EASY?

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YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO
SEE A P-SYCHIATRIST?

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I AM A P-SYCHI--

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I MEAN,
PSYCHIATRIST!

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I AM, I AM!

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MR. PUPPETHEAD'S HUNGRY.

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 AFTER MUCH RESEARCH,

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 I DECIDED TO MEET
 WITH EACH WARNER BROTHER
 INDIVIDUALLY,

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 STARTING
 WITH THE WARNER BROTHER
 SISTER, DOT.

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DOT--MAY I CALL YOU DOT?

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YEAH,
BUT CALL ME DOTTIE,
AND YOU DIE.

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DOT IT IS.

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I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
SOME PICTURES.

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TELL ME WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO THIS?

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YOU'RE NOT
A VERY GOOD ARTIST.

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I DIDN'T DRAW THAT.

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WHOEVER DID
NEEDS TO GO BACK
TO SCHOOL.

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IT'S AN INK BLOT.

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I'LL SAY.

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IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO
LOOK LIKE ANYTHING.

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YOU DID
A VERY GOOD JOB.

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I DIDN'T DRAW IT!

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DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE
A LITTLE KITTY CAT

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OR A BUTTERFLY?

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NO.

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THAT'S A BUTTERFLY.

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NOW, THEN, WAKKO.
LET'S YOU AND I TALK.

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O.K.

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GOOD.

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WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

243
00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,267
MY HAT.

244
00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:59,367
NO, NO, YOUR HAT
IS ON YOUR HEAD.

245
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,767
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

246
00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:02,534
MY SKIN?

247
00:11:02,534 --> 00:11:04,834
NO, THAT'S ON YOUR HEAD.

248
00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:07,100
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

249
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,934
OH, I GOT IT.
MY HAIR.

250
00:11:09,934 --> 00:11:11,968
YOUR HAIR'S
ON YOUR HEAD.

251
00:11:11,968 --> 00:11:14,968
THIS IS HAIR!
IT'S NOT ON MY MIND!

252
00:11:14,968 --> 00:11:16,634
IT'S ON MY HEAD!

253
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,000
NO,
IT'S IN YOUR HAND.

254
00:11:21,801 --> 00:11:24,200
LET'S TRY SOMETHING
DIFFERENT, O.K.?

255
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:28,234
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU'RE FEELING?

256
00:11:28,234 --> 00:11:29,534
MY SHIRT.

257
00:11:29,534 --> 00:11:31,467
NO, THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE TOUCHING.

258
00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:33,234
WHAT ARE YOU FEELING?

259
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,601
MY NOSE?

260
00:11:34,601 --> 00:11:35,968
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE TOUCHING!

261
00:11:35,968 --> 00:11:37,934
WHAT ARE YOU FEELING?

262
00:11:39,267 --> 00:11:42,567
JUST TELL ME
HOW YOU FEEL.

263
00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:45,767
I FEEL FINE.

264
00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:48,000
GOOD. NOW WE'RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE.

265
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,934
WOULD YOU CARE
TO EXPAND ON THAT?

266
00:11:50,934 --> 00:11:52,234
O.K.

267
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:57,100
UH, NO! NOT THAT TYPE
OF EXPANDING!

268
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,834
STOP IT!

269
00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,467
EXCUSE ME.

270
00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,300
NOW, THEN, YAKKO,

271
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,801
LET'S DO A LITTLE
WORD ASSOCIATION.

272
00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:18,234
I'LL SAY A WORD,

273
00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:21,734
AND YOU SAY ANY WORD
THAT YOU THINK OF,

274
00:12:21,734 --> 00:12:23,734
ANY WORD THAT COMES
TO MIND.

275
00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:25,701
BRAIN.

276
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,100
NO, WE HAVEN'T
STARTED.
BEGUN.

277
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,601
WAIT.
YIELD.

278
00:12:29,601 --> 00:12:31,567
NO, STOP!
CEASE.

279
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,400
SILENCE!
QUIET.

280
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,133
ENOUGH!
PLENTY.

281
00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:38,167
WOULD YOU
PLEASE LISTEN?
HEAR.

282
00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:39,734
NO, YOU STUPID KID!

283
00:12:39,734 --> 00:12:41,434
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

284
00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:42,667
COMPREHEND.

285
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,033
AAH!

286
00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:48,267
GET OUT, GET OUT,
GET OUT!

287
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,033
LEAVE, LEAVE, LEAVE.

288
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:55,267
OOH! THOSE KIDS
IS DRIVING ME
CRAZY!

289
00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:57,868
INSANE, UNHINGED,
DEMENTED.

290
00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:02,300
[CRYING]

291
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,701
AND THIS IS HOW
IT'S BEEN.

292
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,300
THEY IS ALWAYS
DRIVING ME KOOKY
IN THE KOPF,

293
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,133
AND THEY'RE STILL
NOT DEZANITIZED.

294
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,868
AM I CRAZY, DOCTOR?

295
00:13:12,868 --> 00:13:16,734
YOU ARE SUFFERING
FROM ACUTE WARNERITIS.

296
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:18,634
AAH!

297
00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:32,067
WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

298
00:13:36,901 --> 00:13:39,801
[PLAYING FLUTE]

299
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,767
THAT'S IT!

300
00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:51,934
HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU POINT
THAT SISSY FLUTE!

301
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:54,434
YOU WANT TO PLAY THE FLUTE?

302
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,033
I GOT YOUR FLUTE!

303
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,467
HERE'S YOUR FLUTE!

304
00:14:04,901 --> 00:14:06,934
[PLAYING JAMAICAN MUSIC]

305
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:23,701
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO STOP WITH THAT FLUTE?

306
00:14:23,701 --> 00:14:24,934
TAKE THAT!

307
00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:28,167
[CAR CRASHES]

308
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,534
* ONE MONDAY MORNING,
I GOT UP LATE *

309
00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:32,934
* AND THERE WERE THESE
MONKEYS OUTSIDE THE GATE *

310
00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:35,400
* THE GUARD
TRIED TO STOP THEM,
BUT HE HAD NO LUCK *

311
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,033
* THE MONKEYS GOT FREE,
AND THEY RAN AMOK *

312
00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:40,501
* I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

313
00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:42,901
* DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

314
00:14:42,901 --> 00:14:45,434
* I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

315
00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:47,767
* DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

316
00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:49,801
* MY OFFICE WAS RUN
BY THE STUDIO NURSE *

317
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,400
* I CAME DOWNSTAIRS,
AND WHAT COULD BE WORSE? *

318
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,200
* THE MONKEYS WAS DOING
A CRAZY DANCE *

319
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,400
* THEY POURED BUGGIES
IN MY UNDERPANTS *

320
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,901
* I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

321
00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:02,200
* DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, THE
MONKEYS WON'T DO *

322
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,834
* MONKEYS DANCE,
THEN I DANCE, TOO *

323
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,901
* DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, THE
MONKEYS WON'T DO *

324
00:15:06,901 --> 00:15:09,300
* I RAN OUTSIDE
TO GET A STICK *

325
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,868
* BUT I'M TELLING YOU,
FRIENDS, THOSE MONKEYS
WAS QUICK *

326
00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:14,234
* 'CAUSE WHEN I RETURNED,
MUCH TO MY DISGRACE *

327
00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:16,767
* THOSE MONKEYS
HAD THE NURSE
IN A MAD EMBRACE *

328
00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:19,300
* I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

329
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:21,634
* FOR A NICKEL,
I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE *

330
00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:24,133
* I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR
EYES WERE BLUE *

331
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,400
* I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

332
00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:29,334
YES, SIR! WHOOP!

333
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:34,000
AH, PLAY THAT THING.

334
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,133
* I WENT TO ME BATH
FOR A SHOWER AND SHAVE *

335
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,400
* THE MONKEYS GONNA PUT ME
INTO MY GRAVE *

336
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,767
* THE ENTIRE BATHROOM
WAS LAID TO WASTE *

337
00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:00,868
* THEN THEY SHAVED MY HEAD
WITH MINTY TOOTHPASTE *

338
00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:02,767
* I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

339
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,934
* DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

340
00:16:04,934 --> 00:16:07,634
* THEY IS CRAZY, NUTSO,
I'M TELLING YOU *

341
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,834
* DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, THE
MONKEYS WON'T DO *

342
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:12,200
* WELL, BY THIS TIME,
I WAS FEELING DREAD *

343
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,601
* THEY WAS USING
A SHOE BRUSH
TO SHINE ME HEAD *

344
00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:17,033
* I ASKED THEM TO LEAVE,
BUT THEY STAYED AROUND *

345
00:16:17,033 --> 00:16:19,701
* THEY PULLED THE CHAIN,
AND, YIE, I WENT DOWN *

346
00:16:19,701 --> 00:16:22,234
* I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

347
00:16:22,234 --> 00:16:24,601
* DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

348
00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:27,100
* CALL MY LAWYER,
I'M READY TO SUE *

349
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,100
* DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

350
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,868
AAH!

351
00:16:30,868 --> 00:16:32,834
YES, SIR, BROTHER!

352
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:36,834
HEY! THAT'S IT!

353
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:39,634
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE WHACKING WITH THAT?

354
00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:43,267
YOU WANT WHACKING?
I'LL GIVE YOU WHACKING!

355
00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:46,367
THOSE ARE
MY TAIL FEATHERS.
I NEED THOSE.

356
00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:10,734
GRRR!

357
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,901
* WELL, ME PATIENCE RAN OUT,
AND I'M TELLING YOU SURE *

358
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,400
* TOMORROW I SHOW
THOSE MONKEYS THE DOOR *

359
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,634
* AND IF THEY DON'T LEAVE,
I'M INVITING YOU *

360
00:17:20,634 --> 00:17:23,267
* TO MY HOUSE FOR DUMPLINGS
AND MONKEY STEW *

361
00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:25,868
* I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

362
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,701
* DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

363
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,200
* NOW I'M IN THE STEW *

364
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,868
* OH, POOH 

365
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:33,000
* DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

366
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,501
* WATCH OUT FOR MONKEYS,
I'M TELLING YOU *

367
00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:38,000
* DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO *

368
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,501
* WE'RE NOT MONKEYS,
WE'RE JUST CUCKOO *

369
00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:46,033
* DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE WARNERS WON'T DO **

370
00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:00,734
 INSIDE
 THE WATER TOWER ROOM,

371
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:02,734
 THERE WAS A LOG FLUME...

372
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:08,033
 AND A PICTURE
 OF A BIG BABOON...

373
00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:09,400
HI.

374
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,601
 AND THREE LITTLE TOONS
 ACTING LIKE GOONS...

375
00:18:12,601 --> 00:18:13,601
I'M YAKKO...

376
00:18:13,601 --> 00:18:14,601
I'M WAKKO...

377
00:18:14,601 --> 00:18:15,968
AND I'M CUTE.

378
00:18:15,968 --> 00:18:18,033
 A DOG AND A CAT...

379
00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,467
CAT? WHERE'S A CAT?

380
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:21,100
 AND A BIG-HEADED RAT...

381
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,734
I'M A MOUSE, NOT A RAT.

382
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:26,868
 AND TWO HIPPOS
 WHO ARE INCREDIBLY FAT...

383
00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:29,200
FLAVIO, ARE WE ACTUALLY FAT?

384
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,200
NO, MY DELECTABLE.

385
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,868
WE ARE SIMPLY BIGGER
THAN LIFE ITSELF.

386
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:39,033
 AND IN THIS ROOM
 AND IN THIS VERSE

387
00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,667
 ARE DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF
 AND...

388
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,000
HELLO, NURSE.

389
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,000
 AND THREE GOODFEATHERS
 WHO...

390
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,067
STICK TOGETHER.

391
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:50,100
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU THINK I'M STICKY?

392
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,501
YOU SAYING I'M SOME KIND
OF GOOEY, STICKY BUN

393
00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,067
FOR YOUR BREAKFAST
ENJOYMENT?

394
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,601
NO,
I'M JUST SAYING--

395
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:57,567
THAT'S IT!

396
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,667
HERE'S YOUR STICKY BUN!

397
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:02,767
 AND MINDY AND BUTTONS
 ARE SNUGGLED IN BED

398
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,834
 ALONG WITH A FELLA
 NAMED MR. SKULLHEAD...

399
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,000
[YELPING]

400
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,434
 AND AN OLD SQUIRREL LADY
 IN CAP AND NIGHTGOWN

401
00:19:11,434 --> 00:19:14,033
 SITS IN HER ROCKER
 AND SAYS...

402
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:15,534
HEY, PAL, PIPE DOWN!

403
00:19:15,534 --> 00:19:17,534
 OH, RIGHT. WELL, THEN...

404
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:20,701
 NIGHTY-NIGHT, ROOM.

405
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,701
 NIGHTY-NIGHT, TOONS.

406
00:19:22,701 --> 00:19:26,601
 NIGHTY-NIGHT, LOG FLUME
 WITH THE BIG BABOON.

407
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:29,100
 NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOG.
 NIGHTY-NIGHT, CAT.

408
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:33,200
I DO SMELL A CAT,
BUT WHERE'S IT AT?

409
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,100
THAT RHYMES,
THAT DEFINITELY RHYMES.

410
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:36,701
 NIGHTY-NIGHT, HIPPOS.

411
00:19:36,701 --> 00:19:38,868
WE'RE BIG-BONED,
NOT FAT.

412
00:19:38,868 --> 00:19:41,501
 NIGHTY-NIGHT,
 BIG-HEADED LABORATORY RAT.

413
00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:43,501
I AM NOT A RAT.

414
00:19:43,501 --> 00:19:45,234
I'M A MOUSE.

415
00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:47,167
OH, DRAT.

416
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:50,234
OH, THAT RHYMES,
TOO, BRAIN.

417
00:19:50,234 --> 00:19:53,300
 NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOCTOR,
 AND...

418
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,133
GOODNIGHT, NURSE.

419
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:59,033
 NIGHTY-NIGHT, PIGEONS,
 WHO CONSTANTLY CURSE.

420
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:01,534
COME ON,
WHAT DID I DO?

421
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,534
FETTUCCINI ALFREDO!

422
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,734
I GOT YOUR STICKY BUN!

423
00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:07,234
 NIGHTY-NIGHT,
 BUTTONS UNDER THE BED

424
00:20:07,234 --> 00:20:10,234
 ALONG WITH HIS FRIEND
 MR. SKULLHEAD.

425
00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:12,567
[YELPS]

426
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:15,567
 NIGHTY-NIGHT, SQUIRREL
 LADY, IN NIGHTGOWN AND CAP.

427
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:18,868
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
WILL YOU BUTTON YOUR YAP?

428
00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:21,267
 NIGHTY-NIGHT, WATER TOWER.

429
00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:22,701
 NIGHTY-NIGHT, LOT.

430
00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:26,267
 NIGHTY-NIGHT,
 YAKKO, WAKKO, AND DOT.

431
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,334
 NIGHTY-NIGHT,
 PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.

432
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:32,901
AND NIGHTY-NIGHT
WAKKO'S UNDERWEAR.

433
00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:42,501
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.

434
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:06,234
GOODBYE, NURSE.

435
00:21:06,234 --> 00:21:09,100
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.

436
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:12,267
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE