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<font color="#D900D9">(lively African tribal theme plays)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(elephant trumpets)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> OK. Wind her up, boys!

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It's Monte Carlo or bust.

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- Struts.
<font color="#D900D9">(Rico)</font> Check.

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<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Flaps.
<font color="#D900D9">(Kowalski)</font> Check.

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<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Diamonds and gold.
<font color="#D900D9">(Kowalski)</font> Check.

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<font color="#D900D9">(chitters)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> We'll be back from our
gambling spree in a couple weeks.

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<font color="#D900D9">(all)</font> Bye!
<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Or whenever the gold runs out.

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- Buh-bye!
- Good-bye.

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All right! We'll be waiting for you!

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Just kidding!
We're never coming back!

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Sorry! What was that?

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<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Initiate warp drive.
<font color="#D900D9">(whirring)</font>

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Did they just say
they were never coming back?

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Guys?

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<font color="#D900D9">(squeaking)</font>

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- Marty?
- Oh, goody, you're here!

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<font color="#D900D9">(shrieks)</font>
- Why don't you just chew on this?

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I'm hungry. <font color="#D900D9">(smacking)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(screams)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(Melman)</font> Ow!

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I'm just messing with you.

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I lost all feeling
in this thing years ago.

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<font color="#D900D9">(cackles, snores)</font>
- Melman? Why do you look like that?

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<font color="#D900D9">(shouts)</font>
- Ooh, look who's talking.

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Gloria? Why are you guys so... elderly?

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Now, when was the last time
you looked in the mirror?

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- What?
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria)</font> Hmm?

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- No!
- Wake up! Wake up, Ally-Al!

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- Wake up!
- Marty! <font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font>

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- Marty, it was horrible.
- That same nightmare again, huh?

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We were stuck here in Africa,
and we were all super-old and wrinkly...

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Well, I aged well,
but the rest of you looked terrible!

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Relax, Alex.
'Cause I got a surprise for you!

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<font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font> Is it the penguins?
Have they come to take us home?

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Nope. But it's the next best thing.

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<font color="#D900D9">(sighs)</font> Another day bites the dust.
- Come on, now!

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- Watch it. Watch yourself. Small divots!
<font color="#D900D9">(grunts)</font>

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Sorry, little incline there.
Back up this hill.

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Ow!

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A low-hanging branch,
then just over this bluff and voilà!

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<font color="#D900D9">(grunting, groaning)</font>

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Happy birthday, pal!

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<font color="#D900D9">(sighs)</font> Whoa.
<font color="#D900D9">(siren wails, horns honk)</font>

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Wow! New York City.

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<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria, Melman)</font> Surprise!

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Gloria! You're the Statue of Liberty!

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Bring me your huddled masses, baby!

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And, Melman, you're the Brooklyn Bridge!

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Actually, I'm the Triboro Bridge.

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Wow! You guys made this?

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Yeah. From memory!
From crazy, obsessive memory.

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<font color="#D900D9">(laughing)</font> Hey!
Fifth Avenue... with no traffic!

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There's Times Square, with its
modern-day corporate lack of character.

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Nine Duane Reades on the same street!

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And the zoo.

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Wow, our home.

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Look! There's a little me.

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And little all of us-es!

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<font color="#D900D9">(chanting)</font> Alex! Alex! Alex!

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<font color="#D900D9">(chanting continues)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(roars)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(cheering)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(laughing)</font>

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Oh, no!

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<font color="#D900D9">(sobbing)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(blows nose, groans)</font>

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You guys.
You've both made and ruined my day.

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Make a wish, sweetheart.

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Ta-da!

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Your wish has come true!

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Oh, yay!
<font color="#D900D9">(stomach growls)</font>

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My tummy is speaking to me!

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<font color="#D900D9">(Alex)</font> Oh, gross!

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Uh... I wouldn't eat
that side of the cake if I were you.

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<font color="#D900D9">(lemurs shout)</font>

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Alex, what was your wish?

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I wished we could go home.
I mean, don't get me wrong.

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I love this.
But it's not the real thing.

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That's because it's a mud model, Alex.

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It's not actually New York.
I hope that was clear.

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What are we doing?

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Here we are relying on the penguins
to come back for us.

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But... we should just go to Monte Carlo
and get them.

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How do a lion, a zebra, a giraffe and a
hippo walk into a casino in Monte Carlo?

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- I don't know. Ask the rabbi!
- Hey, I'm serious.

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Come on! We can do it!
We can do anything! It's us!

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We're us!

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Yeah, that's right.
We've gone halfway around the world!

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Compared with that, Monte Carlo's
just a hop, skip and a swim away!

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- Yeah.
- To home.

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<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> Home!
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman)</font> Home.

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<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria)</font> Home.
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien)</font> Cheeseburger.

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Tell you what, bet those penguins
will be glad to see us.

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Yeah, they're probably
bored out of their minds!

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<font color="#D900D9">(screeches)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(penguins grunting)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(pops, screeches)</font>

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You pillow fight
like a bunch of little girls!

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Yah!

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Chimichanga! These pillows
are filled with baby birds!

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<font color="#D900D9">(rousing orchestral music plays)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(electronic beeping)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(mumbling)</font>

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- What?
- There it is. The casino!

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<font color="#D900D9">(mumbling)</font>
- What?

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I said, "Perfect.
That's where we'll find the penguins."

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<font color="#D900D9">(mumbling)</font>

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- What?
<font color="#D900D9">(gibbering)</font>

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Shh! Come on, guys.

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Operation Penguin Extraction
does not include levity.

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We can't draw attention to ourselves.

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<font color="#D900D9">(whispering)</font> We're invisible!

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I'm talking really, really quiet.

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<i>♪ Everybody dance now!</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!</i>

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<i>♪ Everybody dance now!</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah!</i>

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<font color="#D900D9">(Alex)</font> OK. Phase One: We break
into the casino, grab the penguins,

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and get them to take us back to New York
in the Monkey-Powered Super Plane!

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<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> Check.

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Phase Two: We chew out the penguins
for abandoning us in Africa.

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<font color="#D900D9">(Melman)</font> Check.

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Phase Three:
We apologize to the penguins

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for overly harsh chewing outing,
but we've gotten our point across.

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Phase Four: Back to New York City.

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- Yes!
- I like it!

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<font color="#D900D9">(grunts)</font> All right, we take
these ventilation ducts

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to the crawlspace above the casino
where we find the penguins.

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I just need to figure out
which duct each of us should take.

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<font color="#D900D9">(Julien rapping)</font> <i>♪ Pause
Back with the bass</i>

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<i>♪ The jam is live in effect
and I don't waste time</i>

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<i>♪ On the mic with a dope rhyme
Jump to the rhythm</i>

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<i>♪ Jump, jump to the rhythm, jump... ♪</i>

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<font color="#D900D9">(shouts, groans)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(Marty yelling)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(shrieks)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(Melman grunts)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria screaming)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(rumbling)</font>

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Uh-oh.

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Oh, no!

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<font color="#D900D9">(Melman)</font> Take cover!

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- Whoo! OK!
- Hi, honey.

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- Whoa!
- OK, OK. I got you. I got you, honey.

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<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria laughs)</font>

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Now, they're not gonna let
animals on to the casino floor,

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so expect some kind of disguise.

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<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> Whoa! Look at that!
That is one ugly, mug-ugly lady!

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That is roach-killing ugly!

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<font color="#D900D9">(Alex, whispering)</font> That's not a lady.
That's the King of Versailles.

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And that's not the King of Versailles.

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That's the chimps.
And the chimps are like smoke.

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And where there's smoke, there's fire.
And by fire, I mean the penguins!

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<font color="#D900D9">(man)</font> King of Versailles wins again.
- I say we let it ride.

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<font color="#D900D9">(thuds)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(screeches)</font>

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Then we'll pick up the hippies
and fly back to New York in style.

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Can we buy an Airbus A-380?

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Solid gold, baby!

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Sir! A solid gold plane
wouldn't be able to fly.

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Kowalski, we'll be rich!
The rules of physics don't apply to us.

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- Let it ride!
- Right-o!

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<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria and Melman straining)</font>

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OK. In exactly two minutes and 17
seconds, the lemurs will cut the power.

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- Now?
- No.

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- OK?
- No.

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- Now?
- No.

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I drop down, grab the penguins.
You crank me up, and we are out of here.

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Let me drop down!
I'll grab the penguins!

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You don't have fingers, Marty.

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- Now? Do it?
- No. No!

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These are things a leader
has to think of.

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Why should you be the leader?
Why not me?

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'Cause I'm the phase tracker!

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<font color="#D900D9">(man)</font> The king is letting it ride.

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<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> How did I get phased out?
<font color="#D900D9">(Alex)</font> You're part of a phase.

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A phase isn't something you own,
it's something you're in.

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That's it.

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Who voted you
Grand Phase Master anyway?

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Me! I voted me!
'Cause I'm the leader!

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<font color="#D900D9">(man)</font> Black!
- That's it, baby!

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- Now?
- No!

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<font color="#D900D9">(man)</font> The King of Versailles
wins it all!

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- Maybe I should be in charge.
- Melman!

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I am a doctor.

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- Now!
- No.

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Why can't we all be leaders?

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Enough! I'm gonna lead.

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<font color="#D900D9">(loud crashing)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(rope creaking)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(chuckles)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(screaming)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(Alex)</font> Aha!
- What's new, pussycat?

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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- Marty, what phase are we at?
- Uh... Phase Three: Apologize!

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Right. Oh, man, we are so sorry.

196
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Apology accepted. Let's roll!

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Marty! We skipped Phase Two!
We didn't chew them out!

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Don't look at me.
I'm just following the leader!

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<font color="#D900D9">(alarm rings)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(shudders)</font>

200
00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,412
- Now!
- I'm a bit busy right now.

201
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Just pull the switch!

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OK, fine.

203
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<font color="#D900D9">(people screaming)</font>

204
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What the heck is going on
with the lights?

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<i>♪ Yo, tell me what you want
What you really, really want</i>

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<i>♪ I'll tell you what I want
What I really, really want...</i>

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What are you doing?! Come on!

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<font color="#D900D9">(screaming continuing)</font>

209
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Initiate lockdown!

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And get me Captain Dubois
from Animal Control!

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<font color="#D900D9">(phone ringing)</font>

212
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,031
<font color="#D900D9">(woman singing
"Non je ne regrette rien")</font>

213
00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,491
<font color="#D900D9">(handset clicks)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(woman)</font> Speak.

214
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,786
<font color="#D900D9">(man chattering excitedly)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(woman)</font> <i>Oui.</i>

215
00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,288
A zebra?

216
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,873
A hippo?

217
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,124
A giraffe?

218
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,126
A lion?!

219
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,963
When I was seven,
I strangled my first parrot,

220
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:16,759
flushed my first goldfish,
punched my first snake.

221
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:21,764
Now I have finally reached the moment
I have been preparing for my entire life.

222
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,266
The pinnacle of my career:

223
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,561
to hunt the king of the beasts!

224
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,777
- Ah!
<font color="#D900D9">(engines revving)</font>

225
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,033
<font color="#D900D9">(woman screams)</font>

226
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,494
- Oh, no.
- Lockdown, eh?

227
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:44,495
What do we do?

228
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:48,248
All right, everybody, stand back.
I got this one.

229
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,751
<font color="#D900D9">(thudding)</font>

230
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,046
Never mind.

231
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,715
Well, you only get one chance
at a first impression.

232
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:57,883
<font color="#D900D9">(whistles)</font>

233
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,469
<font color="#D900D9">(tires screech)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(engine rumbles)</font>

234
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,929
<font color="#D900D9">(shouting)</font>

235
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,350
- What just happened?
- Where are we? What is this?

236
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,144
We call it
the Luxury Assault Recreational Vehicle.

237
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,938
<font color="#D900D9">(computerized female voice)</font>
<i>The car goes vroom-vroom!</i>

238
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,856
- Step on it, boys!
<font color="#D900D9">(engine revving)</font>

239
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,692
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman screams)</font>

240
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,615
<font color="#D900D9">(crowd screaming)</font>

241
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,850
<font color="#D900D9">(engine races)</font>

242
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,810
<font color="#D900D9">(dramatic music plays)</font>

243
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:53,313
Captain Dubois, I am so happy
to see you! You will not believe...

244
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:57,609
Get back, you fool! Your cheap cologne
is obscuring the animal musk!

245
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,986
Oh, my face!

246
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:04,950
<font color="#D900D9">(sniffing)</font>

247
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,088
<font color="#D900D9">(Dubois)</font> Poor, poor animals.

248
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:22,176
You should never have left the forest.
Now you deal with me.

249
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,181
Kowalski, signal the chimps to meet us

250
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,391
at the rendezvous point
with the Super Plane.

251
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,602
- Hotel Ambassador. Let's move it!
<font color="#D900D9">(honking)</font>

252
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,770
Whoo-hoo!

253
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,023
Ow! Huh?

254
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,983
<font color="#D900D9">(sirens wailing)</font>

255
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,402
Voilá. Giraffe at twelve o'clock.

256
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,863
Guys, we've got a tail.

257
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,615
Paparazzi!

258
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,034
Pedal to the metal, Private.

259
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,994
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien)</font> Don't take any photos, please!

260
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,245
- Hi!
<font color="#D900D9">(grunts)</font>

261
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,122
Here I am!

262
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:56,043
Don't take... <font color="#D900D9">(in slow motion)</font>
any... photos. <font color="#D900D9">(chuckles)</font>

263
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,004
<font color="#D900D9">(Mort)</font> No more pictures!
<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Medic!

264
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,598
- ETA to rendezvous point?
- Two minutes, 37 seconds, sir.

265
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:10,849
Man your battle stations!

266
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,937
Hey! Wait! Nobody's at the wheel!

267
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,815
Get back there! Negative on the driver!
There's no driver!

268
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,236
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria)</font> Help! Nobody's driving!
Oh, no! We're going to die!

269
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,947
Don't just sit there, fancy pants.
Grab the wheel!

270
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,865
Are you kidding?
I don't drive. I'm a New Yorker!

271
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,116
Move over, Miss Daisy!

272
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:31,703
What are you doing? Zebras can't drive!
Only penguins and people can drive.

273
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,957
- What do all these buttons do?
<font color="#D900D9">("Any Way You Want lt" plays over stereo)</font>

274
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,710
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman)</font> Help me!
<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Nice one, Stripes!

275
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,719
Crazy woman gaining!

276
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,180
Our Omega-3 slick will take them down.

277
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,974
Private, activate!

278
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,655
She's good!

279
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,407
Kowalski, intel.

280
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,867
<font color="#D900D9">(Kowalski)</font> Sir.
We have a serious problem.

281
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,327
Captain Chantal Dubois.

282
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,497
Monaco Animal Control.
Perfect case record.

283
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,499
<font color="#D900D9">(shouting)</font>

284
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,631
- You're going the wrong way, Marty!
- Just call me Marty-o Andretti.

285
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,509
- No. You're Sucky-o Andretti!
<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> Stop backseat driving!

286
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,761
<font color="#D900D9">(Alex)</font> I'm passenger-seat driving.
Give me the wheel.

287
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,346
<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> It's not a wheel, it's my baby!

288
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,140
Your hoofs aren't meant to be on a wheel!

289
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:35,267
- Hey! Too late for you to drive!
<font color="#D900D9">(Alex)</font> Don't look at me!

290
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,352
Don't look at me when we argue!
Look at the road!

291
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,895
- Be cool, be cool!
<font color="#D900D9">(turns off stereo)</font>

292
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,523
Hi, Officer. Is there a problem?

293
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:42,941
Hi.

294
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,110
<font color="#D900D9">(gun cocks)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(tires screech)</font>

295
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,279
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman)</font> Oh! Watch out!

296
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,452
<font color="#D900D9">(shrieking)</font>
- We need more power.

297
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,830
Time to fire up
Kowalski's nucular reactor.

298
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,875
- That's a nuclear reactor?
- Nucular.

299
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,085
She's on the roof!

300
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,880
<font color="#D900D9">(Kowalski)</font> But, sir, it's not ready.
The control rods'll have to be calibrated.

301
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,882
And don't even ask me
about the Uranium-238 blanket.

302
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,216
OK.

303
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,136
<font color="#D900D9">(screaming)</font>

304
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,934
OK, Marty, we lost her!
Maybe you can slow down now.

305
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,478
I can't! There's no brakes!

306
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:23,106
No brakes?
Way to commit, soldier.

307
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,193
<font color="#D900D9">(screaming)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(Mort giggling)</font>

308
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,624
<font color="#D900D9">(metal grinding)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman whimpering)</font>

309
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,047
Let's get out of here!

310
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,924
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria)</font> Go, go, go! Move! Now!

311
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:53,261
Hey, where's everybody going? <font color="#D900D9">(laughs)</font>

312
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,055
<font color="#D900D9">(screaming)</font>

313
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,264
Oh!

314
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,773
<font color="#D900D9">(wind gusting)</font>
- I'm flying!

315
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:09,444
I'm flying!
I'm the first flying monkey!

316
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,489
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria cheers)</font>
- Oh, yay!

317
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,032
That's our ticket out of here!

318
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,536
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien moaning)</font>
- Yeah, baby!

319
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,122
<font color="#D900D9">(clattering)</font>

320
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,207
<font color="#D900D9">(engine revving)</font>

321
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,229
Everybody!
On the monkey chain!

322
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,023
Deploy banana gun!

323
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,319
<font color="#D900D9">(screeching)</font>

324
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:06,668
<font color="#D900D9">(Alex)</font> Grab the little guys!
Toss them up! Let's go! Go, go, go! Go!

325
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,588
<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> Faster! Faster! Faster! Come on!

326
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,971
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman screams)</font>
- Come on, Melman!

327
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,307
- Whoo! Yeah! <font color="#D900D9">(grunts)</font>
- Melman!

328
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,267
- Yah!
<font color="#D900D9">(screeches)</font>

329
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,852
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman)</font> My neck!

330
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:31,693
Put your backs into it!
Double banana overtime!

331
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,862
<font color="#D900D9">(excited chittering)</font>

332
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,075
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman moaning)</font>

333
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,369
Serpentine! Serpentine!

334
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,670
<font color="#D900D9">(Alex grunts)</font>

335
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,055
<font color="#D900D9">(shrieks)</font>

336
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,226
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman choking)</font>

337
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,771
Hey, this lady's
really starting to freak me out.

338
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:10,899
<font color="#D900D9">(Dubois growls)</font>
- Fix it, Mort.

339
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,109
<font color="#D900D9">(grunting)</font>

340
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,779
<font color="#D900D9">(Dubois grunting)</font>

341
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,031
Hold this.

342
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,368
Alex, be careful! She's crazy!

343
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:22,786
You think, Marty?!

344
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,121
<font color="#D900D9">(moaning)</font>

345
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,958
Ah!

346
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,841
That's right! Home free, baby!

347
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,509
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman)</font> I can breathe!

348
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,845
<font color="#D900D9">(Alex)</font> <i>Au revoir</i>, Dubois!

349
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,099
Well played, lion.

350
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,142
Game on.

351
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,521
<font color="#D900D9">(lively musical intro plays)</font>

352
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,857
<i>♪ New York, New York
It's a heck of a town</i>

353
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,900
<i>♪ The Bronx is up
♪ But the Battery's down</i>

354
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,027
<font color="#D900D9">(scatting)</font>

355
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,529
<i>♪ New York, New York...</i>

356
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,489
Kowalski, status report.

357
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,367
So the good news is
this song is almost over.

358
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,954
Well, that's music to my ears.
And the bad news?

359
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,248
The gear assembly is badly damaged, sir.

360
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,375
<font color="#D900D9">(chimp screeches)</font>

361
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,627
It's only a matter of time before...

362
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:16,047
<font color="#D900D9">(screaming)</font>

363
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:24,556
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman)</font> Why can't we ever
just make a normal landing?

364
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,057
Oh, man!

365
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,102
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria)</font> Hold on, Melman. OK?
I'll get you down, sweetie.

366
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:34,816
<font color="#D900D9">(moaning)</font> Where is he?
Must find King Julien. King Julien!

367
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,152
<i>♪ It's getting hot in here</i>

368
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,070
<i>♪ So take off all your fur</i>

369
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,323
<i>♪ I am getting so hot</i>

370
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,658
<i>♪ I want to take my fur off ♪</i>

371
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,285
Skipper, what about the plane?

372
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:49,164
The chimps will work through the night.
No breaks, no safety restrictions.

373
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:52,125
<font color="#D900D9">(chimps chittering)</font>
- Hey, where are you going?

374
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,252
Get back here! We have a contract!

375
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:58,089
Yes. Well, I'm afraid labor laws
are slightly more lenient in France.

376
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,884
You see, they only have to work
two weeks a year.

377
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,720
Well, someone else
has the Canadian work ethic!

378
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,264
But you penguins,
you can still fix it, right? Right?

379
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,808
Yeah, yeah. You're
a little crackerjack, can-do team.

380
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,769
You want me to give it to you straight?

381
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,063
Yes! Yes! No.

382
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,481
Bend it a little?

383
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:18,068
Well, the plane's totaled.
Kaput, blammo, busted!

384
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,070
Never to fly again.

385
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,073
So that's it? That's it then,
we're never gonna get home?

386
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,116
No! We've got to get home!

387
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,536
We can fix it! We'll fix it!
Yeah, guys, come on, we'll fix it!

388
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,289
You just start from the outside pieces,
and you work your way in.

389
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,041
And, yeah, perfect!

390
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,127
Come on! Don't just stand there, guys.
Marty! Drag that thingy over here.

391
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:40,423
And we'll just attach it
to this dealy-bob over here. And...

392
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,553
We're not going home.

393
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,556
<font color="#D900D9">(sighs)</font>

394
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,892
We're never going home.

395
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:55,397
<font color="#D900D9">(police sirens wailing)</font>

396
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,815
It's the fuzz!

397
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,906
What are we gonna do?
We can't hide forever!

398
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,325
And we can't just blend!
You know this ain't Africa.

399
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,327
Oh, what's the point?

400
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:12,998
Tell me one conceivable way
that extra-large animals like us

401
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:17,669
are gonna be able to move through Europe
without attracting unwanted attention.

402
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,464
Hey...

403
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,133
<font color="#D900D9">(shrieks)</font>

404
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,427
<font color="#D900D9">(Russian accent)</font>
Where are you coming from?

405
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:29,014
Please, you got to hide us.
Just until the heat dies down.

406
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,724
Absolut no outsiders.

407
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,351
So wipe that Smirnoff your face
and Popov!

408
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,521
Come on, man. You gotta do
one cat a solid. Cat to cat.

409
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,441
Do a solid here, buddy. Come on.

410
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,570
<i>Nyet!</i> This train is
for circus animals only.

411
00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,155
<font color="#D900D9">(male, Italian accent)</font>
They sound like they be in trouble.

412
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:50,618
<font color="#D900D9">(tiger)</font> Stefano, we do not invite trouble
into our circus. I don't trust lion.

413
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:53,038
Hair too big and glossy!

414
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,123
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font> Aw, come on, Vitaly,
you're being mean.

415
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:59,294
<font color="#D900D9">(Vitaly)</font> He not lion.
He lioness... with a beehive. <font color="#D900D9">(chortles)</font>

416
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:02,338
This is awkward.
We can hear everything they're saying.

417
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,340
<font color="#D900D9">(train whistle blows)</font>

418
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,761
<font color="#D900D9">(Vitaly)</font> It is not our problem!
- No, no! Wait, wait, wait!

419
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:13,016
Eh... Just give us a minute.
He's on the phone and... can't get him off!

420
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,226
Ow! We cannot leave them there!

421
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,479
<font color="#D900D9">(Vitaly)</font> Only circus animals
on this train!

422
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:21,649
Wait, listen! We are circus animals.
You got to let us in!

423
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,695
You are really circus?

424
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,906
<font color="#D900D9">(sirens wailing)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(man speaking French)</font>

425
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,908
Yes. Full circus!

426
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,660
<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> My momma was circus.
My daddy was circus.

427
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,496
<font color="#D900D9">(Vitaly)</font> Gia! Shut the door!

428
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,500
- Please.
<font color="#D900D9">(man)</font> Over there! Over there!

429
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:42,295
- They are circus. Circus stick together.
<font color="#D900D9">(groans)</font>

430
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:02,774
<font color="#D900D9">(chuckles)</font>

431
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:07,987
<font color="#D900D9">(clears throat)</font>

432
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,370
Wow! Circus<i> americano!</i>

433
00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:18,039
You must all be very famous!

434
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,083
- Yeah, we...
- Absolutely.

435
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:24,129
- We're relatively well known...
- But Alex is really the star.

436
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:28,299
Well, I'm not... I wouldn't say "star."
More like... well, star.

437
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,467
What is your act, Alice?

438
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:33,304
Well... I basically,
uh, I jump up on my rock...

439
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,932
- Rock?
- Yeah. It's a very high... rock.

440
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,934
- A really high rock!
- And then?

441
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:42,730
And then, well, I roar like...
like a serious "Rawrrr!"

442
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,316
- And then?
- And then I jump off the rock.

443
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,861
- And then?!
- And then... And then what?

444
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,279
- That is all?
- Into a pool!

445
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,322
- Full of water!
- Full of cobras!

446
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,158
Actually, it appears
like I'm jumping in to a pool...

447
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,160
- With cobras!
- Aquatic cobras.

448
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,412
For effect. But I actually pull up
at the last second.

449
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:58,454
- Pull up?
- Yeah.

450
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,373
- How do you do that?!
- Wire harness!

451
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,708
- Balloons!
- Jet pack!

452
00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:04,085
<font color="#D900D9">(stammering)</font>

453
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:08,882
<font color="#D900D9">(chuckles)</font> I flip off the wire harness,
ignite my jet pack,

454
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,676
and then toss balloons
to the children of the world.

455
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,303
Kids love it. Kids always love that.

456
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,514
<font color="#D900D9">(Vitaly scoffs)</font>
- Is this like the trapeze?

457
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,850
Yes! Trapeze! Exactly!

458
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,853
Wow! Trapeze <i>americano!</i>

459
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:26,149
Hey, I have a great idea!
Maybe you come with us to Roma!

460
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:27,317
<font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font>

461
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,486
Hey, Vitaly is just playing around.
He is good, no?

462
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,946
Yeah, thanks. Thanks.

463
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,824
But we're gonna get off at the next stop
so we can get back to America.

464
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,660
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano gasps)</font>
That is such a coincidence!

465
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,288
Because we're going... going to...

466
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,873
Let me finish!

467
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,500
We're going to America, as well! <font color="#D900D9">(growls)</font>

468
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:45,668
- What?!
- America?

469
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:47,212
- Going to America?
- What?

470
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,713
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font><i> Sí.</i>
- Wow? When?

471
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:50,924
After <i>Roma</i>, we go to London.

472
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:55,970
And then a big-time promoter will see us
and then send us to New York.

473
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:59,557
- They're going to New York!
- Well, only if he likes what he sees.

474
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,435
New York? Seriously?
That's our home. That's where we live.

475
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:03,478
Isn't that fun?

476
00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:06,648
- Could we go with you?
- Sure! You can bunk with Vitaly!

477
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,691
<font color="#D900D9">(shrieking)</font>

478
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,069
- Whoa!
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font> Or not.

479
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:14,572
<i>- Nyet!</i>
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font> Oh, no.

480
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:19,369
I don't think Vitaly likes that idea.
What's he gonna do?

481
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:23,331
Which one of you is leader?

482
00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:32,131
Tell your comrades
there is one rule we do not break!

483
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:35,426
Thou shalt say it and not spray it?

484
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,719
<i>Nyet!</i> <font color="#D900D9">(neck cracks)</font>

485
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:40,932
Circus owner no allow stowaways!

486
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,934
<font color="#D900D9">(chuckling)</font>

487
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,103
<font color="#D900D9">(buzzing)</font>

488
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,563
I hear you, Russki.

489
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:51,109
Although, the circus owner
may allow stowaways

490
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,821
if the stowaways
just happen to be the owners.

491
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,615
Riddle me that.

492
00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:01,661
What is sharply dressed
little birdie talking about?

493
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:05,039
- Show 'em, boys.
<font color="#D900D9">(jingling)</font>

494
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:07,250
<font color="#D900D9">(♪ The Capitols: "Cool Jerk")</font>

495
00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:13,423
<font color="#D900D9">(chuckles)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(clowns giggling)</font>

496
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:16,217
You have a deal, <i>mi amigo.</i>

497
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:18,136
<font color="#D900D9">(giggling grows louder)</font>

498
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:23,641
I am sure this circus
will bring you great success! Shh!

499
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:29,063
<font color="#D900D9">(laughter continuing)</font>
- I guess this is good-bye and good luck!

500
00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:31,441
<font color="#D900D9">(loud, jeering laughter)</font>

501
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:39,824
What do we know about owning a circus?

502
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,869
Nothing. But it's our only shot
at getting home.

503
00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:44,495
You better know what you're doing.

504
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,998
You're risking
Private's community college fund.

505
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,667
I'll never be president.

506
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,837
<font color="#D900D9">(♪ Yolanda Be Cool & Dcup:
"We No Speak Americano")</font>

507
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,798
<font color="#D900D9">(gears grinding and popping
to beat of the song)</font>

508
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:03,306
<font color="#D900D9">(rhythmic whistling)</font>

509
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:08,686
- Ahh!
- Whoo!

510
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,192
<font color="#D900D9">(sniffing)</font> Hey, this is not first class.

511
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,696
<font color="#D900D9">(Mort shudders)</font>
- Definitely coach.

512
00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:21,282
<font color="#D900D9">(distant, eerie howling)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font>

513
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,495
<font color="#D900D9">(shrieks)</font>

514
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,666
<font color="#D900D9">(both whimpering)</font>

515
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,710
<font color="#D900D9">(eerily)</font> La-la-la, la-la-la...

516
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:36,172
- Mort! Stop it!
<font color="#D900D9">(giggles)</font>

517
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,091
<font color="#D900D9">(loud crunching)</font>

518
00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:39,842
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien shrieks)</font>

519
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:42,095
<font color="#D900D9">(shuddering)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(low growling)</font>

520
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,557
<font color="#D900D9">(growls)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(shrieks)</font>

521
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:51,396
<font color="#D900D9">(breathy rumbling)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(teeth chattering)</font> Ah!

522
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,272
<font color="#D900D9">(thudding footsteps)</font>

523
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:57,360
<font color="#D900D9">(breathy rumbling)</font>

524
00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,654
<font color="#D900D9">(wheels squeaking)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(growls)</font>

525
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:04,450
<font color="#D900D9">(♪ Enya: "Watermark")</font>

526
00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:13,376
<font color="#D900D9">(breathing heavily)</font>

527
00:29:30,853 --> 00:29:32,645
Hey, gorgeous.

528
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:36,232
Has anyone ever told you
that you look like a supermodel?

529
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:40,653
Albeit a fat, hairy one who smells.

530
00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,071
<font color="#D900D9">(muffled scream)</font>

531
00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:47,577
Whoa! Oh-ho! <font color="#D900D9">(laughing)</font>

532
00:29:49,872 --> 00:29:53,124
Ooh... You have a very hairy back.

533
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,126
I like that in a woman.

534
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,837
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien laughing)</font>

535
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,342
- That's it! I'm going in.
- Stop! It's too dangerous!

536
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,970
<font color="#D900D9">(policeman 3)</font> Don't be a hero!
<font color="#D900D9">(gun fires)</font>

537
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,139
<font color="#D900D9">(shouting in French)</font>

538
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:13,644
Lion.

539
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,981
Twelve hours old.

540
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,650
Two hundred and fifty kilograms.

541
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:24,655
Glossy mane.
Too much conditioner.

542
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,492
<font color="#D900D9">(gunshot echoes)</font>
- Eh, stupid bozos!

543
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,579
<font color="#D900D9">(sniffing)</font>

544
00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:41,088
<font color="#D900D9">(train whistle blows distantly)</font>
- Hello, kitty! <font color="#D900D9">(chuckling)</font>

545
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,342
So, you ran away with the circus.

546
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:48,012
- What a cliché.
<font color="#D900D9">(train horn blaring)</font>

547
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,235
<font color="#D900D9">("La donna é mobile" canzone
from Rigoletto plays)</font>

548
00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,286
<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> What a dump!

549
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,997
If they want to attract
a decent sports team,

550
00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:19,085
they should bulldoze this rat trap
and invest in a new arena.

551
00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:21,587
<font color="#D900D9">(indistinct chattering)</font>

552
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,798
<font color="#D900D9">(chittering)</font>

553
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:28,052
The Colosseum, Marty!
The original theater-in-the-round.

554
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:31,055
- My ancestors used to perform here.
- No kidding!

555
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,099
Yeah. Every show had a captive audience.

556
00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:35,601
- Apparently, they killed.
- Sounds like a great gig!

557
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:38,104
<i>Trenta minuti,</i> everybody!
<i>Trenta minuti!</i>

558
00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:40,106
<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> This is so exciting!

559
00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:41,691
Remember, we just lay low.

560
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:43,609
Stay out of the way.
Let them do their thing.

561
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:45,861
Aw! Would you look at this?

562
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,822
You gotta go back
in your momma's belly,

563
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:50,032
'cause you're too cute
to be out here in the real world.

564
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,243
- Oi! Naff off, you muppet!
- Whoa! What the...?

565
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,538
- Marty, they're professionals. Come on.
- Whoo! You look gorgeous!

566
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:58,207
All right, animals!
We may be your new owners,

567
00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:00,585
but we don't want to reinvent
the circus wheel here,

568
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,461
so just go out, do what you do!

569
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:05,047
Just think of this as a fun warm-up
for that promoter in London.

570
00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:07,466
Right, Marty? Marty?

571
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:10,511
- I want to be a circus horse!
- We could paint you white!

572
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,013
And then paint you pink!

573
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,307
- Awesome!
- Not laying very low, are we, Marty?

574
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:18,644
Sonya! Where is the bear?
Sonya! We're about to start!

575
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:21,606
Hey, Vitaly!
Got your game face on.

576
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,150
<font color="#D900D9">(roars)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(chuckles)</font> Good game face.

577
00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:26,068
What is that cat's problem?

578
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:28,738
<font color="#D900D9">(in Russian accent)</font> "I'm a mean
Russian cat who isn't nice to anybody."

579
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:31,532
- Hey, honey, look! Look, I'm doing it!
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria giggling)</font>

580
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:34,160
- Guys, stop fooling around.
- We're just having a little fun.

581
00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:37,079
- Let's let these animals do their show.
<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> Ta-da!

582
00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:41,584
<i>♪ Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus!
Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro!</i>

583
00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:43,502
<i>♪ Circus Afro
Circus Afro</i>

584
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,088
<i>♪ Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro! ♪</i>

585
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:47,423
Really?

586
00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:50,384
Sonya! Where is Sonya the bear?!

587
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:53,220
<font color="#D900D9">(♪ Andrea Bocelli: "Con te partiró")</font>

588
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,235
Aha!

589
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,282
<font color="#D900D9">(grunting)</font>

590
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:24,168
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien laughing)</font>

591
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:35,054
I want to kiss
every inch of your huge head.

592
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,431
It may take me a number of weeks.

593
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:40,893
<font color="#D900D9">(Sonya grunting)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien)</font> Hey, watch it!

594
00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:43,062
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien)</font> Ow!

595
00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:45,856
<font color="#D900D9">(growls)</font>

596
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,442
That was heavy.

597
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:51,237
<font color="#D900D9">(whimpers, roars)</font>

598
00:33:51,405 --> 00:33:52,988
Don't cry. Stop crying!

599
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:55,658
It makes me cry
to see you cry, my darling.

600
00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:58,369
I will get you something even better.

601
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:01,205
<font color="#D900D9">(engine revving)</font>

602
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,998
<font color="#D900D9">(screaming)</font>

603
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,583
Hey, you can buy love.

604
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,669
Whoa, not too fast!

605
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,551
<font color="#D900D9">(guns cock)</font>

606
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,345
Ladies and gentlemen,

607
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:19,849
presenting Gia,

608
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:23,018
the trapeze-flying jaguar!

609
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:26,564
And there she go.
The triple-flip roll

610
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:29,984
with a double leap, and...

611
00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:33,237
<font color="#D900D9">(shrieks)</font>
What are you doing?!

612
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,614
That's just paper.
<font color="#D900D9">(chuckles)</font>

613
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:37,241
Were you spying on me?

614
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:41,078
No! I just came by to say
that I don't want you to think...

615
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:46,167
I don't want you to think of me
as some sort of authority figure.

616
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,253
Don't worry. I don't.

617
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:50,921
- You don't? Oh.
- Not at all.

618
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,841
Well, the other circus animals
might find me a bit intimidating.

619
00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:56,135
No. Nobody is intimidated at all by you.

620
00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:58,679
Oh, good stuff. Good. Good news.

621
00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:02,224
In fact, I do not think they have given you
a second thought since you showed up.

622
00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:03,559
That's good to hear.

623
00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:06,061
If anything,
they're starting to feel sorry for you.

624
00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:07,646
OK, I get it. OK?

625
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:08,814
<font color="#D900D9">(groans)</font>

626
00:35:08,982 --> 00:35:10,357
Is there more?

627
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:13,652
I just wanted to thank you
for letting us get on the train back there.

628
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,988
<font color="#D900D9">(in Russian accent)</font> I know the big cat
with the accent... <font color="#D900D9">(chuckles)</font>

629
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:18,199
...wasn't so excited about us getting on.

630
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:19,867
Look, lion guy.

631
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,953
This circus means everything to us.

632
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,582
And if you do anything
that threatens this circus,

633
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:30,711
you will have to answer to me. <i>Capisce?</i>

634
00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:34,131
I <i>capisce</i>, cool. Trust me, we're cool.

635
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,051
<font color="#D900D9">(shouting)</font>

636
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,976
You call this laying low?

637
00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,562
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien)</font> Whoo-hoo!

638
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,190
<font color="#D900D9">(shouting)</font>

639
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:52,900
<font color="#D900D9">(train horn blares)</font>

640
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,653
<font color="#D900D9">(squeaking)</font>

641
00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:02,409
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien)</font> Faster! Faster!

642
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,912
Whoa, whoa, whoa! <font color="#D900D9">(laughing)</font>

643
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,916
Where there is circus, there is lion.

644
00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:11,961
<font color="#D900D9">(chuckling)</font> And when in Rome...

645
00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:15,005
<i>Vive la France!</i>
<font color="#D900D9">(engine revving)</font>

646
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,928
<font color="#D900D9">(whistle trills)</font>
- Halt!

647
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,514
<font color="#D900D9">(shrieks)</font>

648
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:28,936
Come on, my hairy queen.
We'll do doughnuts in the Pantheon.

649
00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:32,982
<font color="#D900D9">(cheering)</font>

650
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:39,363
<font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font>
- You're in big trouble. <font color="#D900D9">(grunts)</font>

651
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,448
Now you're really
in big troub... <font color="#D900D9">(grunts)</font>

652
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,201
Now you're really, really in big tro...

653
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,705
- I'm new!
<font color="#D900D9">(gun clicking)</font>

654
00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:51,667
OK! Strike up the band!

655
00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,043
You have a band?

656
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,005
<font color="#D900D9">("Sabre Dance" plays)</font>

657
00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,882
Prepare to be blown away!

658
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,301
- Blow me away!
- Here we go!

659
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:02,344
<font color="#D900D9">(laughs)</font>

660
00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:03,929
<font color="#D900D9">(cheering)</font>

661
00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:05,806
Look at this. Whoa! Hey!

662
00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:08,684
It's nice to be... Ah! <font color="#D900D9">(screams)</font>

663
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:10,561
Yay...

664
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,231
Hey!

665
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,111
Whoa! How do dogs do that?

666
00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:20,905
<font color="#D900D9">(man)</font> Get on with it!

667
00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:25,075
<font color="#D900D9">(crowd booing)</font>
<i>Stupido!</i>

668
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,493
Uh-oh.

669
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:30,956
<font color="#D900D9">(booing continues)</font>

670
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:36,211
<font color="#D900D9">(trumpets)</font>

671
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,255
<font color="#D900D9">(crowd gasps)</font>

672
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,049
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano shrieks)</font>

673
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:44,762
Well, that was worth
the price of admission.

674
00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:47,514
<font color="#D900D9">(whinnies)</font>

675
00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:52,478
- Watch it, mate!
<font color="#D900D9">(screams)</font>

676
00:37:52,646 --> 00:37:54,438
Who's from Cincinnati?

677
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,358
Stefano, you know
"blown away" means good, right?

678
00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,027
Don't worry.
The big finale is coming up!

679
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:03,155
- Give me a downbeat! Look at this!
<font color="#D900D9">(playing off-key)</font>

680
00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:07,868
<font color="#D900D9">(groaning)</font>
- Oh, no. No, this is not happening.

681
00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:10,162
You have a deal, <i>mi amigo.</i>

682
00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:11,705
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font> It's good, no?

683
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:15,376
Yes, go out and get food and come back!

684
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:18,337
<font color="#D900D9">(crickets chirping)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(chuckles, hiccups)</font>

685
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:20,547
<font color="#D900D9">(clamoring)</font>

686
00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:24,885
Deep breaths.
You're in a happy place. It's all good.

687
00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:28,681
There's an angry mob outside,
and they're demanding their money back!

688
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:31,934
I think we all know the right thing to do.

689
00:38:32,102 --> 00:38:34,728
<font color="#D900D9">("Sabre Dance" resumes)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(shouting)</font>

690
00:38:37,399 --> 00:38:38,649
Come on, come on!

691
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,234
<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> Come on! Hurry up!

692
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,320
- Hop on the train!
<font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font>

693
00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:46,365
<font color="#D900D9">(angry shouting)</font>

694
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:47,908
<font color="#D900D9">(babbles, shrieks)</font>

695
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:49,743
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria)</font> Come on, guys!

696
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:52,663
<i>Mamma mia!</i>
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria)</font> Hurry up!

697
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:56,417
<i>Grazie</i>, Alice.

698
00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,754
Just throw us the money!

699
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,466
Ah!

700
00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:06,885
<font color="#D900D9">(excited chattering)</font>

701
00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:14,351
Captain Chantal Dubois. Get up.

702
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:18,689
I'm going to have to send you
back to Monaco under maximum security.

703
00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:23,485
What?!

704
00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:24,653
<font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font>

705
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:26,822
It's just a pillow!

706
00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:29,491
Eh, that's the oldest trick
in the book, Comandante.

707
00:39:29,659 --> 00:39:32,286
Every <i>bambino</i> in Italy knows that one.

708
00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:36,373
Maybe, but do they know
about the old escape hole

709
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:39,084
behind the innocent-looking poster?

710
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,295
<font color="#D900D9">(groans)</font>

711
00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:46,425
Or the really old "I'm gonna
hide up on the ceiling" trick!

712
00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:51,597
<font color="#D900D9">(clears throat)</font>

713
00:39:51,765 --> 00:39:52,765
<font color="#D900D9">(whistles)</font>

714
00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:56,018
Of course.
The secret tunnel under the bed!

715
00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:57,561
Get this thing out of the way.

716
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,146
<font color="#D900D9">(policemen straining)</font>

717
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:01,356
Let's go!

718
00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:06,862
This secret tunnel is a dead end!

719
00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:10,783
<font color="#D900D9">(policeman)</font> There's nothing but bedsprings
and mattress stuffing down here!

720
00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:14,787
<font color="#D900D9">(Comandante)</font> Was that the sound
of a cell door closing?

721
00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,128
<font color="#D900D9">(computer beeps)</font>

722
00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:24,922
Voilá!

723
00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:27,341
<font color="#D900D9">(printer buzzing)</font>

724
00:40:27,509 --> 00:40:30,803
<font color="#D900D9">(Comandante)</font> Was that the sound
of my HP printer printing?

725
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,814
<font color="#D900D9">(Alex groans)</font> This is a disaster!

726
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:43,941
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria)</font> We blow all
our money on a bad circus,

727
00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:47,736
- and we're not any closer to New York!
- If anything, we're further away!

728
00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:51,073
We could have at least bought a circus
that knew how to circ!

729
00:40:51,241 --> 00:40:54,660
I don't even know why we bought
a circus in the first place.

730
00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,787
We had enough dough for a plane!

731
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,456
- Are you kidding me?
- You must have some money left over.

732
00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:02,835
I used it to buy teeth
and then have them capped in gold.

733
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:05,170
Now I can eat apples!

734
00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:08,966
Sadly, I discovered I don't like apples.

735
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:13,428
<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> No promoter is sending this show
to America. It's toe up!

736
00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:16,473
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria)</font> Now it makes sense. No wonder
the circus master was so happy to sell.

737
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:17,933
Shh!

738
00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:20,936
<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> He was happy, all right.
Happy about ripping us off!

739
00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:22,146
<font color="#D900D9">(Alex shrieks)</font>

740
00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:27,609
- Where did Alex go?
- I don't know.

741
00:41:27,777 --> 00:41:29,403
<font color="#D900D9">(screaming)</font>

742
00:41:36,870 --> 00:41:39,705
Come on! This way!

743
00:41:39,873 --> 00:41:42,207
No, no, no. You come this way!

744
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,418
Alice, watch your head!

745
00:41:44,586 --> 00:41:46,837
<font color="#D900D9">(train whistle blows)</font>

746
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,338
Yah!

747
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:56,221
<font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font>

748
00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,224
Alice!

749
00:42:06,316 --> 00:42:08,483
Alice! <font color="#D900D9">(shrieks)</font>

750
00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:10,402
<font color="#D900D9">(Alex)</font> I'm fine!
<font color="#D900D9">(shrieks)</font>

751
00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:11,653
Fantastic!

752
00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:13,572
<font color="#D900D9">(train whistle blows)</font>

753
00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:16,783
Was that trapeze<i> americano?</i>

754
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,994
- Uh, yeah. Sort of.
- Incredible!

755
00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:22,164
- I hope this is important.
- Come this way, Alice!

756
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:27,085
By the way, it's "icks" not "iss."
Alex. Like New York Knicks.

757
00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:31,465
I know. New York Kniss. Is not hard.

758
00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:33,217
Whoa.

759
00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:44,519
What is this place?

760
00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:47,397
I know you think we are
a stinky, poopy circus,

761
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:51,276
but there is something you must know.

762
00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:54,821
There was a time
when Circus Zaragoza,

763
00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,615
we were a great circus!

764
00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:59,284
<i>Numero uno</i> in all the <i>Europa!</i>

765
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:04,122
And Vitaly...
he was the biggest star of us all.

766
00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:08,293
He was fearless.
Taking risks. Always new.

767
00:43:08,461 --> 00:43:11,546
He jump through the hoop
like he could fly!

768
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,597
<font color="#D900D9">(cheering)</font>

769
00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:25,852
Stefano!

770
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,938
Make the hoop smaller.

771
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:30,565
- Like this?
- Smaller.

772
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,985
- Like this?
- Good!

773
00:43:40,994 --> 00:43:42,244
<font color="#D900D9">(squeals)</font>

774
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:44,830
<font color="#D900D9">(growls)</font>

775
00:43:44,998 --> 00:43:46,999
<font color="#D900D9">(pops)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(crowd roaring)</font>

776
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:52,170
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font> <i>It had never been done before
because it was physically impossible!</i>

777
00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:56,049
<i>And the people... they loved it!</i>

778
00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:57,551
<font color="#D900D9">(female)</font> <i>Viva</i> Vitaly!

779
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:58,969
Smaller!

780
00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:06,518
Ha!

781
00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:10,480
<font color="#D900D9">(pops)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(cheering)</font>

782
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,858
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font> <i>And the hoop, she got smaller!</i>

783
00:44:13,026 --> 00:44:14,067
<i>Like the ring</i>

784
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:18,780
<i>on a finger of the tiniest lady
with the slimmest of fingers.</i>

785
00:44:18,948 --> 00:44:20,657
Bravo, Vitaly!

786
00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:25,704
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font> <i>He would not stop pushing.</i>

787
00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:28,123
<i>And one fateful day...</i>

788
00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:30,792
<i>...he push too far!</i>

789
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,795
Light the hoop on fire!

790
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,380
<font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font>

791
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:47,392
<font color="#D900D9">(cheering)</font>

792
00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:59,071
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font> <i>He fly too close to the sun...
and he got burned.</i>

793
00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:04,409
<i>Literally. The extra virgin olive oil
is extra flammable.</i>

794
00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:06,411
<i>And he lost everything.</i>

795
00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:09,790
<i>His wife, she run off with a musician.</i>

796
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:13,335
<i>He lost his dignity... his fame...</i>

797
00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:17,089
<i>...his passion... and his fur.</i>

798
00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:22,094
<i>And when it grow back, it is less soft.
More like a prickly beard.</i>

799
00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:24,262
<i>Scusí.</i> Vitaly!

800
00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:26,932
<font color="#D900D9">(growls)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(shrieks)</font> Nothing!

801
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:30,936
<i>His only passion now is the borscht.</i>

802
00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:36,650
- Whoa.
- He was our inspiration.

803
00:45:36,818 --> 00:45:38,527
So when he lost his passion,

804
00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:41,780
well... as Vitaly goes,
so goes the circus.

805
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,450
- This is why we need your help.
- What sort of help?

806
00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:49,579
You can teach us to do new circus.
<i>Americano</i> style!

807
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,039
We find a new passion.

808
00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:56,128
Make a new show.
And we go all the way to US and A!

809
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,296
<font color="#D900D9">(chair squeaking)</font>

810
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:01,675
A!

811
00:46:04,137 --> 00:46:07,764
I know. It is <i>stupido</i> idea.

812
00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:09,808
We are a lost cause.

813
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:14,688
No, no, this isn't <i>stupido.</i>
This could work!

814
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,566
- What?
- What you just said.

815
00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:20,777
<font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font> What?
- The idea you said. Two seconds ago.

816
00:46:20,945 --> 00:46:22,904
- What?
- Your <i>stupido</i> idea!

817
00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:25,949
- It could?
- Stefano, you're a genius!

818
00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:29,244
No, no, no, no.
I am only average intelligence.

819
00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:32,956
Some say I'm even slightly below.

820
00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:36,543
We are gonna rethink everything
anybody's ever known about circus!

821
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:41,214
I call it Phase 4-7B,
wherein, in order to get home,

822
00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:45,510
we will come up with something fresh,
something amazing, something brand-new!

823
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:48,930
Fresh, never before seen!
Off the chain!

824
00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:51,808
Something that'll blow
that circus promoter away!

825
00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:54,561
<font color="#D900D9">(angry shouting)</font>
- I missed.

826
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:57,606
- Off with your head!
- I'm gonna chew his leg off!

827
00:46:57,773 --> 00:47:00,192
Circus has been same for generations!

828
00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,360
We make good,
classic family entertainment.

829
00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:05,197
Aha! But last few generations,

830
00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:08,533
families... not so entertained.

831
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:11,203
<font color="#D900D9">(clears throat)</font>

832
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,705
That's right.
Families not so entertained

833
00:47:13,873 --> 00:47:16,416
because you're just going
through the motions out there.

834
00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:18,502
It's missing passion.

835
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:22,297
How one to have passion
for stool poked in face?

836
00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:26,092
Exactly! And by stool
you mean chair, right?

837
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,221
The fact is, you guys,
you got stuck in a rut.

838
00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:32,182
You stopped pushing,
you stopped taking risks.

839
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:33,934
But those days are over.

840
00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:37,145
Because now we're going
to completely change the show.

841
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:39,940
Then it wouldn't be a circus, would it?

842
00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:42,943
Circus is not about the acts you do.

843
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,654
Circus is in here.

844
00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:48,073
How come Freddie
gets all the circus?

845
00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:52,827
Circus is about following your passions,
wherever they take you!

846
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:57,207
<font color="#D900D9">(scoffs)</font> You cannot change circus.
There is long tradition!

847
00:47:57,375 --> 00:48:01,545
That's what everybody thought, Vitaly,
until those French Canadians came along,

848
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,756
drunk off their maple syrup
and cheap pharmaceuticals,

849
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:07,092
and completely flipped the paradigm.

850
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:12,430
Now they play Vegas.
Fifty shows a day in 52 separate venues.

851
00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:14,683
And one of them
completely in the nude.

852
00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:16,726
Yeah, that's right.
And you know how they did it?

853
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,853
Take off their clothes?

854
00:48:20,273 --> 00:48:22,691
- No. They got rid of the animals.
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font> What?

855
00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:25,193
- Say it ain't so!
<font color="#D900D9">(Gia)</font> <i>Che stupida!</i> No animals...

856
00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:28,405
- How could they?!
- Well, you know what I say to that!

857
00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:30,824
I say they can take
the animals out of the circus,

858
00:48:30,992 --> 00:48:36,830
but they cannot take
the animals out of the circus!

859
00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:41,084
I mean, they cannot... <font color="#D900D9">(clears throat)</font>

860
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:43,461
I think you understand what I'm saying!

861
00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:45,380
- Yeah!
- Yes!

862
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:46,548
Uh... No!

863
00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:49,968
We don't need humans
because we've got passion.

864
00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:51,845
What does a human say
when he's passionate?

865
00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:54,306
He says, "I'm an animal!"
Well, we are animals!

866
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:56,474
<font color="#D900D9">(cheering)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(roaring)</font>

867
00:48:56,642 --> 00:48:59,352
We'll make an all-animal circus!

868
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,772
Because if we follow our passion,
we can go anywhere.

869
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,066
- Anywhere!
- We can do anything!

870
00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:07,902
- Anything!
- If we do it together!

871
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:11,740
- All of us!
- Yeah... Yeah, yeah!

872
00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:14,659
- Our circus!
- Yeah!

873
00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:17,662
- We're in! We'll have some of that!
- Can I hear you say "fur power"?

874
00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:19,414
Fur power!

875
00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:22,208
Take our circus back,
and we'll do it together!

876
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:24,919
You and me, baby! An act together!

877
00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:25,920
I love it!

878
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:28,214
We can do
that funk and groove dance thing!

879
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,425
- Uh, dance?
- This thing right here. Look.

880
00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:33,511
<font color="#D900D9">(humming)</font> Me and you! We got this!

881
00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:35,805
<font color="#D900D9">(stammering)</font> But I can't dance.

882
00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:39,768
<font color="#D900D9">(chanting)</font> Fur power!
- Chanting is fun! Chanting is fun!

883
00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:44,939
Ah! I do not trust this lion.

884
00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:47,609
Vitaly, I may not trust him, either,

885
00:49:47,777 --> 00:49:51,946
but I am tired of sitting
and standing and rolling over.

886
00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:55,825
It is great tradition
of sitting, standing, rolling over.

887
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:58,286
You know our circus is in trouble.

888
00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:03,708
This could be our last chance.
But we will not do this without you.

889
00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:06,836
Circus always stay together.

890
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:16,971
<font color="#D900D9">(sighs)</font> OK. I do one hoop.

891
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:19,057
<font color="#D900D9">(squeals)</font>

892
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:20,892
I want a hug, too!

893
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,311
- Oh!
<font color="#D900D9">(chuckles)</font>

894
00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,647
<font color="#D900D9">(laughing)</font>

895
00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:36,825
<font color="#D900D9">(engine rumbling)</font>

896
00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:39,244
<font color="#D900D9">(tires squeal)</font>

897
00:50:39,412 --> 00:50:44,249
<i>Attention!</i> I have found our lion!
He is hiding with the circus!

898
00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:46,710
<font color="#D900D9">(monitors beeping rhythmically)</font>

899
00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:54,592
<font color="#D900D9">(slow instrumental intro begins)</font>

900
00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:05,979
<font color="#D900D9">(singing "Non je ne regrette rien")</font>

901
00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:40,805
<font color="#D900D9">(man shrieks)</font>

902
00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:49,189
<font color="#D900D9">(music slows, softens)</font>

903
00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:52,942
<font color="#D900D9">(singing finale)</font>

904
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,988
<font color="#D900D9">(music crescendos)</font>

905
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,366
<font color="#D900D9">(song ends)</font>

906
00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:03,661
<font color="#D900D9">(yodeling)</font>

907
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:06,539
<font color="#D900D9">(Mort giggling)</font>
Come on, Maurice, give it to me!

908
00:52:06,707 --> 00:52:09,542
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font> More boomstick, Rico!
I really want to fly!

909
00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:12,378
Are you really going
to shoot yourself out of that thing?

910
00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:17,425
I've always dreamed of doing this,
from time I was a little pup,

911
00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:19,928
to be a human cannonball!

912
00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:23,765
Except, you know...
a sea lion cannonball.

913
00:52:23,933 --> 00:52:25,099
Is it dangerous?

914
00:52:25,351 --> 00:52:28,853
Is it dangerous?
Yes, of course it's dangerous!

915
00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:31,564
- Now, are you sure about this?
- I'm sure.

916
00:52:31,732 --> 00:52:34,609
'Cause if blowing up is your thing,
then you in the right place.

917
00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:36,694
<i>Sí.</i> That's means yes!

918
00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:38,154
Ready for launch?

919
00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:40,073
Ready for launch!

920
00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:43,910
Fire in the hole!

921
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:46,663
Wait!

922
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:51,584
<font color="#D900D9">(screaming)</font>

923
00:52:56,549 --> 00:52:58,466
<font color="#D900D9">(groans)</font>

924
00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:00,635
<i>Mamma mia!</i>

925
00:53:00,803 --> 00:53:02,178
Help me!

926
00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:03,388
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano's voice echoing)</font>

927
00:53:03,556 --> 00:53:06,182
Rico! Get the cannon ready!
Same charge!

928
00:53:08,269 --> 00:53:10,228
<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Fire in the hole!
- Oh!

929
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:14,691
<font color="#D900D9">(screaming)</font>

930
00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:23,616
Oh, oh! <font color="#D900D9">(shouting gleefully)</font>

931
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:27,412
<font color="#D900D9">("Born Free" playing)</font>
- All right! <font color="#D900D9">(laughs)</font>

932
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:31,624
Oh! Whoo!

933
00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:40,675
Yeah!

934
00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:44,345
<font color="#D900D9">(howling)</font>

935
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:48,641
Marty! I'm so glad you're here.

936
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:52,478
Whoo! I was flying! I was effin'-L-Y-in'!

937
00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,480
I'm proud of you, but... <font color="#D900D9">(whimpers)</font>

938
00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:57,358
...I don't think
I can hold on much longer!

939
00:53:57,526 --> 00:54:00,403
Oh, yeah, right.
Sorry about my enthusiasm.

940
00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:02,989
Here, wrap this around you.

941
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:10,496
All right, I got you! I got you!

942
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:13,541
<font color="#D900D9">(shouts happily)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(howling)</font>

943
00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:23,176
Forget about being part of the herd!
I'm gonna be part of the flock!

944
00:54:23,344 --> 00:54:27,847
- I'm going to fly, baby!
- Oh, yes! What a triumph!

945
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:31,225
- Hand over that circus, Freddie!
- I'll have your guts for garters!

946
00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:33,102
Hey, hey, put your weapons down.

947
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:36,189
Guys, chill out. Cute and cuddly's
obviously not your thing.

948
00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:37,649
He's got us pegged.

949
00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:39,567
I got a better idea. Show 'em, Rico.

950
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:42,153
<font color="#D900D9">(buzzes)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(screams)</font>

951
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,823
Oh, that was great!

952
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,786
- Flippin' 'eck!
- Rocket shoes!

953
00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:52,956
<font color="#D900D9">(Freddie)</font> I want to try that!
- Jonesy! Jonesy!

954
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,999
Whoo! Hey. Hi.

955
00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:57,377
I admire how you
have inspired these animals.

956
00:54:57,544 --> 00:54:58,461
Oh, thanks.

957
00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:01,839
And what you said about passion,
it was like poetry.

958
00:55:02,007 --> 00:55:03,841
I love passion and poetry.
They go together, really.

959
00:55:04,009 --> 00:55:06,761
- I know they don't rhyme.
- Trapeze is my passion!

960
00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:08,429
Terrific. I look forward
to seeing you up there.

961
00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:10,056
You can teach me!

962
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,516
- What?
- Teach me.

963
00:55:11,684 --> 00:55:13,434
Well, I've always
been kind of a solo act.

964
00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:15,186
So that kind of rules that out.

965
00:55:15,354 --> 00:55:18,272
I wonder if you actually do trapeze.

966
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,359
- Oh, I actually do do trapeze.
- Show me!

967
00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:23,695
"Show me"? What are we, five?

968
00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:25,613
I am five, yes.

969
00:55:25,781 --> 00:55:27,657
<font color="#D900D9">(stammering, sighs)</font>

970
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,367
<font color="#D900D9">(dance music plays)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman)</font> Dancing.

971
00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:32,245
All you're doing is moving
and not getting anywhere.

972
00:55:32,413 --> 00:55:34,956
I mean, the music
totally throws off my timing.

973
00:55:35,124 --> 00:55:36,833
You want excitement? Ha-ha!

974
00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:39,460
Check it out.
Who's on a tightrope, huh? Huh?

975
00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:40,628
Who's on a...

976
00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:42,630
<font color="#D900D9">(screams)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria humming)</font>

977
00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:45,383
- I'm on a tightrope! I'm on a tightrope!
<font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font>

978
00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:46,843
Melman! Oh, my gosh!

979
00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:48,636
- Help me!
- Baby, hold on. Hold on.

980
00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:51,472
- I'm coming right now!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

981
00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:56,728
- Melman?!
<font color="#D900D9">(yelling)</font>

982
00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,980
Ah! Ah! Ah!

983
00:55:59,148 --> 00:56:00,314
Calm down, Melman.

984
00:56:00,482 --> 00:56:02,650
I'm going to fall
and break all of my neck! Ah!

985
00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:05,403
Just look at me. Look at me.

986
00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:07,572
- All eyes on me.
- OK.

987
00:56:07,740 --> 00:56:09,657
- Come to me.
<font color="#D900D9">(stammering)</font> I can't.

988
00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:13,745
It's just like dancing, Melman.
Two steps forward, one step back.

989
00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:17,331
I can't dance, OK? There, I said it.

990
00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:19,042
Maybe because you've never tried.

991
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:21,335
No, I have tried.

992
00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:24,547
I practiced in private
because you dance so well.

993
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,341
You practiced? For me?

994
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:29,302
Yes, but it's no use.

995
00:56:29,470 --> 00:56:31,054
I never know
what to do with my arms.

996
00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:34,223
<font color="#D900D9">(shouting)</font>
- Hold it.

997
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,893
That part is so easy, Melman. OK?

998
00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:40,021
'Cause all you have to do
is put them around your partner.

999
00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:43,357
See? Two steps forward.

1000
00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,193
One step back.

1001
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,029
- I'm dancing. I'm dancing!
- Two steps forward...

1002
00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:50,990
- We're dancing on a tightrope!
- You're great.

1003
00:56:51,158 --> 00:56:53,618
- Whoo-hoo! I'm dancing!
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria laughing)</font>

1004
00:56:53,786 --> 00:56:55,620
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano screaming)</font>

1005
00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:59,874
OK. <font color="#D900D9">(exhales)</font> Whoo! All right.

1006
00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:03,127
So when do we get
the jet packs and aquatic cobras?

1007
00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:06,255
Uh, this is a beginners' class,
and that's a pretty advanced maneuver.

1008
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,590
OK, how do we begin?

1009
00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,926
It's a bit complicated
unless you understand

1010
00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:13,471
the whole pitch and yaw...
arc and gravity.

1011
00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:17,725
All that stuff,
which I won't bore you with. OK.

1012
00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:19,602
- Do you need a push?
- No.

1013
00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:21,979
Just watch and learn!

1014
00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:25,149
<font color="#D900D9">(♪ Peter Asher:
"Love Always Comes as a Surprise")</font>

1015
00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:35,701
- Like that?
- That's one way of doing it, sure.

1016
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,955
<font color="#D900D9">(shouting)</font>

1017
00:57:44,336 --> 00:57:46,629
Wow! You use a net!

1018
00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:49,507
Yes! Trapeze <i>americano.</i> We use the net.

1019
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:51,551
<font color="#D900D9">(squeals)</font>

1020
00:57:53,846 --> 00:57:56,305
Trapeze<i> americano!</i>

1021
00:57:58,642 --> 00:57:59,851
<font color="#D900D9">(grunts)</font>

1022
00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:04,438
Whoa! <font color="#D900D9">(chuckling)</font>

1023
00:58:12,156 --> 00:58:13,447
Look at him go!

1024
00:58:14,867 --> 00:58:17,618
<font color="#D900D9">(laughs)</font> Whoa!

1025
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:29,714
Wow!

1026
00:58:29,882 --> 00:58:32,300
<font color="#D900D9">(Marty howling)</font>

1027
00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:34,635
<font color="#D900D9">(laughing)</font>

1028
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:37,513
<font color="#D900D9">(cheering)</font>

1029
00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:40,057
<i>É bravo! Bravissima!</i>

1030
00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:44,061
Hey, Vitaly,
maybe you even do two hoops, no?

1031
00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:50,067
Psst. <i>Señorita</i> Bell-bottoms.

1032
00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:52,528
<i>Tenemos una problema grande.</i>

1033
00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,989
<i>¿Qué? ¿Qué grande problema?</i>

1034
00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:01,120
Oh, no! She's onto us!

1035
00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:03,748
Shh! Don't make it
any easier on the psycho.

1036
00:59:03,916 --> 00:59:06,626
- What are we gonna do?
- We'd better vamoose... pronto.

1037
00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,920
But we're not ready.
We're in the middle of rehearsals.

1038
00:59:09,087 --> 00:59:10,379
Then why don't you lilt over,

1039
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:13,674
grab your peduncle,
and kiss New York good-bye?

1040
00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:15,927
Are you sure we are ready?

1041
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:18,763
Of course we're ready! Born ready!
Ready steady! Come on, let's go!

1042
00:59:18,931 --> 00:59:20,181
Let's go, go, go, go, go!

1043
00:59:20,349 --> 00:59:24,101
<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> All right, you heard the cat.
Move it! Come on! All aboard!

1044
00:59:24,269 --> 00:59:26,229
Grab your luggage
and drain your bladders.

1045
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:28,439
It's going to be a long ride!

1046
00:59:28,607 --> 00:59:30,316
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien)</font> Whoa!

1047
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:38,866
All right, everybody,
let's blow that promoter away!

1048
00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:43,287
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman)</font> London, here we come!
<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> Sunshiny London, yes!

1049
00:59:58,220 --> 00:59:59,845
<font color="#D900D9">(audience cheering)</font>

1050
01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:07,311
<font color="#D900D9">(crowd chanting)</font>
<i>Vitaly! Vitaly! Vitaly!</i>

1051
01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,781
<font color="#D900D9">(gasps, panting)</font>

1052
01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:26,247
<font color="#D900D9">(bells chiming)</font>

1053
01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:37,383
<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Come on, come on, come on.
Where is he?

1054
01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:40,052
Bingo!

1055
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:43,806
If that's not a red-blooded
American promoter, I don't know what is.

1056
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:47,476
We need to get this show on the road.
Private! Tell them the eagle has landed.

1057
01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:48,978
The eagle has landed!

1058
01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:51,647
Roger that.
Oh, and keep an eye out for Dubois.

1059
01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:52,648
Aye, aye, guvnor!

1060
01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,233
The promoter is in the house!

1061
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:57,111
- New York is closer than ever!
- Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

1062
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:59,488
First, we got a circus to do.
We're on, folks!

1063
01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:02,074
- Do we go on before or after the dogs?
- Yes.

1064
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:03,993
- What?
- Overlap, your acts overlap.

1065
01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:06,746
- Where's Vitaly? He opens.
- I don't know.

1066
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:10,541
Stefano! Hey, Stefano!
Have you seen Vitaly?

1067
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:12,710
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano weeping)</font>
- Hey.

1068
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:16,422
Stefano, why the sad little face?

1069
01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:19,300
Vitaly... he will not go on!

1070
01:01:19,468 --> 01:01:22,386
- What?
- I tried everything I could.

1071
01:01:22,554 --> 01:01:24,430
<font color="#D900D9">(weeping)</font>
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.

1072
01:01:24,598 --> 01:01:27,099
Wipe away the tears. Calm down.

1073
01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:30,686
Where is he?
I'm sure I can reason with him.

1074
01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:35,941
- Vitaly, what are you doing?
- You missed.

1075
01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:39,236
You're leaving? You're just gonna
walk out on everybody?

1076
01:01:39,404 --> 01:01:41,113
They have good show without me.

1077
01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:44,450
Look, I got a good left foot,
but without my right foot, I can't walk.

1078
01:01:44,618 --> 01:01:46,118
You get fake foot, then you walk.

1079
01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:48,704
- I don't want fake foot! OK?
<font color="#D900D9">(groans)</font>

1080
01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:52,375
What happened to "circus stick together,"
huh? "The show must go on."

1081
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:53,876
Clichés.

1082
01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:57,213
Come on, man.
Stop being this guy! Be the other guy!

1083
01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:58,547
What other guy?

1084
01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:01,759
The guy who was all circus!
The guy who jumped through hoops!

1085
01:02:01,927 --> 01:02:04,428
Give me that!
The guy everybody looked up to.

1086
01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:10,643
Come on. Where's that Vitaly?

1087
01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:14,980
That Vitaly is no more.

1088
01:02:15,649 --> 01:02:18,818
Listen, man.
You may have given up on yourself,

1089
01:02:18,985 --> 01:02:21,404
but your friends
haven't given up on you.

1090
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:23,989
Are you just going
to turn your back on them,

1091
01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:26,742
and sit and eat borscht
the rest of your life?

1092
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:31,455
Or are you gonna get out there
and jump through that tiny little hoop?

1093
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,376
<font color="#D900D9">(groans)</font> It is impossible.

1094
01:02:35,544 --> 01:02:37,002
<font color="#D900D9">(sighs)</font>

1095
01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:42,466
It was always impossible, Vitaly.
That's why the people loved it.

1096
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:49,014
That is why I loved it.

1097
01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:53,519
Because I did the impossible!

1098
01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:57,189
I was once a brave tiger.

1099
01:02:58,191 --> 01:03:01,360
And if I go down in flames... <font color="#D900D9">(laughs)</font>

1100
01:03:01,528 --> 01:03:02,778
...so be it!

1101
01:03:03,363 --> 01:03:07,575
You know, I think
l might have an idea for you.

1102
01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:22,047
Light the hoop on fire!

1103
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:30,973
<font color="#D900D9">(pounding heartbeat)</font>

1104
01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:33,851
<font color="#D900D9">(growls)</font>

1105
01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:39,482
<font color="#D900D9">(gasping)</font>

1106
01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,238
<i>Mamma mia, Santa Maria, Santa Maria...</i>

1107
01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:52,077
<i>Mamma Maria, mia Santa,
Santa</i> Mia Farrow...

1108
01:03:53,538 --> 01:03:54,705
Come on, you got it.

1109
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:57,791
<font color="#D900D9">(pops)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font>

1110
01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:02,046
<font color="#D900D9">(cheering)</font>

1111
01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:06,675
<font color="#D900D9">(laughing)</font> Yes!

1112
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:16,644
All right, what are you waiting for?
We got a show to put on.

1113
01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:18,562
Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go!

1114
01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:21,482
<font color="#D900D9">(♪ Katy Perry: "Firework")</font>

1115
01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:30,950
<font color="#D900D9">(excited chattering)</font>

1116
01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:36,830
Look!

1117
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,981
<font color="#D900D9">(laughing)</font>

1118
01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:29,318
We're going to America! Whoo!

1119
01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:30,694
Today!

1120
01:06:30,862 --> 01:06:33,530
That's what I call crack-a-lackin'
to the mack-a-lackin'!

1121
01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:35,199
- We did it, Alice!
- Yeah!

1122
01:06:35,367 --> 01:06:37,534
Maybe I am
average intelligence after all!

1123
01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:39,828
Perhaps even slightly above.

1124
01:06:40,872 --> 01:06:42,373
No, I don't think so.

1125
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:46,043
Ha! Hair conditioner.
Great idea, my friend!

1126
01:06:46,211 --> 01:06:48,712
Feel. Go ahead. Soft like kitten, no?

1127
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:51,465
- Look at that.
- Slippery but not flammable.

1128
01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:53,717
You smell like peaches and herb!

1129
01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:55,678
<font color="#D900D9">(squeals)</font>
- Wow!

1130
01:06:56,429 --> 01:06:59,556
Gia and Alex, the trapezing cats!

1131
01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,016
We did pretty good.

1132
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,810
You will flip, and I will catch.

1133
01:07:02,977 --> 01:07:05,104
And sometimes I will flip,
and you will catch.

1134
01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:09,817
And then we will both flip,
and we'll travel the whole world!

1135
01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:12,820
Flipping and catching,
and I will flip you...

1136
01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:14,029
<font color="#D900D9">(harmonizing)</font>

1137
01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:16,490
<font color="#D900D9">(Gia continues indistinctly)</font>

1138
01:07:16,658 --> 01:07:19,535
Uh... You know, the thing is...

1139
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:24,415
- I may not always be around.
- Where are you going?

1140
01:07:24,582 --> 01:07:27,835
- Well, I'm... I'm... I'm...
<font color="#D900D9">(horn honking)</font>

1141
01:07:29,421 --> 01:07:31,088
Bravo, bravo!

1142
01:07:31,589 --> 01:07:35,259
What a heartwarming performance,
<i>Monsieur</i> Circus Master.

1143
01:07:35,427 --> 01:07:37,428
It brought tears to my eyes.

1144
01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,596
<font color="#D900D9">(chuckling)</font> No, not really.

1145
01:07:41,349 --> 01:07:44,017
<font color="#D900D9">(over phone)</font> <i>Monsieur, we both know
the lion does not belong to you.</i>

1146
01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:45,769
<font color="#D900D9">(gasps)</font> It's that horrid woman!

1147
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:48,689
He is a fugitive from justice.

1148
01:07:48,857 --> 01:07:50,524
You will turn the lion over to me

1149
01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:53,277
so that I may put him where he belongs.

1150
01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:57,823
<font color="#D900D9">(shouts)</font>
- On my wall.

1151
01:07:58,992 --> 01:08:00,951
<font color="#D900D9">(chuckles)</font>

1152
01:08:01,119 --> 01:08:02,786
<font color="#D900D9">(officers grunt)</font>

1153
01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:04,538
- What?
<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Incoming!

1154
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:12,838
- Whoo!
<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Outgoing!

1155
01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:13,839
Wait!

1156
01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:16,759
<font color="#D900D9">(screaming)</font>

1157
01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:19,636
<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Up high! Whoo-ha!

1158
01:08:19,804 --> 01:08:21,305
Down low. Too slow.

1159
01:08:21,473 --> 01:08:23,056
- Well done, Private.
- Did I do good?

1160
01:08:23,224 --> 01:08:24,767
<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Nah, not really.

1161
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,311
Man, that was close!

1162
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:28,812
<font color="#D900D9">(Gia)</font> Alex?

1163
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,315
You are from a zoo?

1164
01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:39,531
Yes. Yes. But wait, there's more.

1165
01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:41,366
- More?
- Or less. There's less.

1166
01:08:41,534 --> 01:08:43,494
You were never circus?

1167
01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:45,579
We had to say we were circus.

1168
01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:47,372
Or you'd never have let us on the train!

1169
01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:51,001
After all we have
been through together...

1170
01:08:51,169 --> 01:08:53,670
...you want to go live in a zoo?

1171
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,714
- Gia, I...
- You used us.

1172
01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:57,257
No, no, no. I mean, yes, but...

1173
01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,802
Trapeze<i> americano,</i>
you make that up, too?

1174
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:02,429
It didn't exactly exist
when I taught it to you.

1175
01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:06,934
Jet packs and aquatic cobras!
I should have known.

1176
01:09:07,101 --> 01:09:11,188
Balloons to the children of the world
was not real, either?

1177
01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:13,482
Yeah, that's not real.
But look at what we did.

1178
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:17,694
I was shot out of a cannon!
I could have died!

1179
01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:20,364
But I thought it was
your lifelong dream.

1180
01:09:20,532 --> 01:09:25,285
For all I know,
your name is not even Alice.

1181
01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:29,248
No, Stefano, but it never really was.

1182
01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:31,750
I don't feel safe! <font color="#D900D9">(whimpering)</font>

1183
01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:35,462
Gia, I...

1184
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:38,382
We trusted you.

1185
01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:43,303
My tears are real!

1186
01:09:43,471 --> 01:09:44,805
You are not!

1187
01:09:47,767 --> 01:09:52,062
I can't believe you lied
to all us circus folk.

1188
01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:57,067
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien)</font> Me? Stay with the circus?
<font color="#D900D9">(Sonya roars)</font>

1189
01:09:57,235 --> 01:10:02,322
I am a king! I want to rule New York!
We should talk.

1190
01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:04,700
Whoa!

1191
01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:09,746
Stop it! No means no!
Or in your language... Aah!

1192
01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:11,081
<font color="#D900D9">(growls)</font>

1193
01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:14,084
Not everything
is solved that way, you know.

1194
01:10:18,590 --> 01:10:21,466
Sonya? Are you listening to me?

1195
01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:24,761
Now I'm getting
the silent treatment, am l?

1196
01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:27,097
Come over here right now!

1197
01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:31,184
Don't shut me out, baby!

1198
01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:33,020
What is wrong with you? Speak!

1199
01:10:33,187 --> 01:10:35,230
<font color="#D900D9">(roars)</font>

1200
01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:40,736
OK... if these are your feelings,
I understand now.

1201
01:10:40,904 --> 01:10:42,571
And I'm going!

1202
01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:47,367
It's obvious I'm just an emotional
whoopee cushion for you to sit on!

1203
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:50,495
When you look for where I am,

1204
01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:52,623
I won't be there!

1205
01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:55,626
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien sobbing)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(growls)</font>

1206
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,295
<font color="#D900D9">(whimpers)</font>

1207
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,692
Come, everybody.
We have show to do.

1208
01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:24,071
But how do I go on without Marty? <font color="#D900D9">(sobs)</font>

1209
01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:26,073
- Stefano.
- I don't know what to do.

1210
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,533
You can still do cannon solo.

1211
01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:33,246
But... I want to do solo act with Marty!

1212
01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:35,457
And what do I do?

1213
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:39,419
Go back to sitting
and standing and rolling over?

1214
01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:41,588
No.

1215
01:11:41,756 --> 01:11:45,175
We can do impossible!

1216
01:11:45,343 --> 01:11:48,553
And we never go back
to way we used to be.

1217
01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:52,057
The way it used to be
isn't the way it was.

1218
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:57,562
And it won't be the same without them,
whatever way it is.

1219
01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:59,731
<font color="#D900D9">(bells chiming)</font>

1220
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:19,793
Well... we're here.

1221
01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:25,632
- Home.
- Huh.

1222
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,635
My rock looks smaller
than I remember it.

1223
01:12:29,637 --> 01:12:31,304
Look at the mural.

1224
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:35,308
Doesn't actually capture
the real thing, does it?

1225
01:12:36,477 --> 01:12:37,644
Wow.

1226
01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:42,524
I forgot about that wall
in between us, Melman.

1227
01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:45,360
- Mm-hmm.
- Was that always there?

1228
01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:55,328
Guys, I'm sorry
I ever left the zoo in the first place.

1229
01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:56,997
What do you mean?

1230
01:12:57,165 --> 01:13:00,000
I mean, if I had just stayed put,

1231
01:13:00,168 --> 01:13:03,086
we wouldn't have
anything to be sad about right now.

1232
01:13:05,423 --> 01:13:09,760
Leaving the zoo was the best thing
that ever happened to us.

1233
01:13:11,345 --> 01:13:12,679
Really?

1234
01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:16,892
Yeah. Out there, in the world,
we were really living.

1235
01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:18,435
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien)</font> Yeah!
- It was exciting!

1236
01:13:18,603 --> 01:13:20,729
- It was romantic.
- It was dangerous.

1237
01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:22,397
I never felt so alive!

1238
01:13:22,565 --> 01:13:25,859
When we were with the circus,
we were already home.

1239
01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:29,362
I only wish we'd realized that sooner.

1240
01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:32,991
I'm really going to miss those guys.

1241
01:13:33,910 --> 01:13:36,703
What do you say we go back?

1242
01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:37,704
Really?

1243
01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:39,122
- I'm with you!
- I'm in!

1244
01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:40,791
But what do we tell them?

1245
01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:43,919
We make it right by telling them
how wrong we were.

1246
01:13:44,087 --> 01:13:44,920
It's worth a shot.

1247
01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:48,298
<font color="#D900D9">(in Russian accent)</font>
And if we go down in flames, so be it!

1248
01:13:48,466 --> 01:13:49,966
<font color="#D900D9">(Gloria)</font> Yes, let's do this!
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien)</font> I like it!

1249
01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:51,218
<font color="#D900D9">(Marty)</font> Yeah, yeah!

1250
01:13:51,385 --> 01:13:53,762
Is my neck getting longer?

1251
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:55,889
Feel my fur. It's so soft.

1252
01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:57,641
It is soft.

1253
01:13:57,809 --> 01:14:02,395
I'm like a candy cane
in a black and white movie.

1254
01:14:03,523 --> 01:14:04,731
Oh, no.

1255
01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:06,733
Dubois.

1256
01:14:07,068 --> 01:14:11,363
Sonya, I miss you, baby!
I miss my stinky bear!

1257
01:14:11,531 --> 01:14:14,533
Babe... your fishy kisses!

1258
01:14:16,077 --> 01:14:18,745
- Surprise!
<font color="#D900D9">(snoring)</font>

1259
01:14:18,913 --> 01:14:22,165
<font color="#D900D9">(tsking)</font> He will never
fit in the carry-on.

1260
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:26,169
But his head will! <font color="#D900D9">(cackling)</font>

1261
01:14:26,337 --> 01:14:27,504
<font color="#D900D9">(man)</font> Hey!
<i>- Qu'est-ce que c'est?</i>

1262
01:14:27,672 --> 01:14:29,881
Look! Look what she's done!

1263
01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:32,008
You brought back Alex the lion!

1264
01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:34,928
- It's a miracle!
- Thank you! Thank you!

1265
01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:36,763
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien)</font> Sonya, where are you?

1266
01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:38,682
Sonya!

1267
01:14:38,850 --> 01:14:40,016
Excuse me.

1268
01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:44,146
<font color="#D900D9">(growls)</font>
- Sonya, baby!

1269
01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:46,189
I don't want to be king anymore!

1270
01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:48,692
I was so hung up on who I was...

1271
01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:51,528
...who you was...
what you smelled like...

1272
01:14:51,696 --> 01:14:56,032
...when all that really matters
is what we smell like together.

1273
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,702
<font color="#D900D9">(Sonya roars softly)</font>

1274
01:14:58,870 --> 01:15:01,705
<font color="#D900D9">(laughing)</font> I know! Baby, forgive me.

1275
01:15:01,873 --> 01:15:03,290
Oh, hello?

1276
01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:04,708
Gasp! It's Dubois!

1277
01:15:04,876 --> 01:15:05,876
Baba booey!

1278
01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:09,129
- Where did you get this?
- I got it from the zoo.

1279
01:15:09,297 --> 01:15:11,173
The hippies got ambushed!

1280
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,300
What? We have to help them!

1281
01:15:13,467 --> 01:15:14,593
But they lied to us!

1282
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,261
Yeah. Why should we lift a paw?

1283
01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:17,929
They are our friends!

1284
01:15:18,097 --> 01:15:19,639
They're not even circus!

1285
01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:23,393
- That's Bolshevik!
<font color="#D900D9">(whimpers)</font>

1286
01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:28,607
I never thought I'd say this
on American soil, but the Russki's right!

1287
01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:32,194
<font color="#D900D9">(Alex groans)</font>

1288
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:38,074
<font color="#D900D9">(crowd)</font> Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!

1289
01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:42,037
- Oh, no.
- Alex? Where are you?

1290
01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:44,164
- Gloria! Are you OK?
<font color="#D900D9">(moans)</font>

1291
01:15:44,332 --> 01:15:47,042
- What is happening?
- Alex!

1292
01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,336
- No, no! No, no!
<font color="#D900D9">(man)</font> Alex the lion!

1293
01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:51,004
No!

1294
01:15:58,763 --> 01:16:02,182
<font color="#D900D9">(man)</font> Thank you. Thank you all
for coming to this special celebration.

1295
01:16:02,350 --> 01:16:05,393
And now, the woman
who made this all possible,

1296
01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,729
who brought Alex the lion
and a couple of...

1297
01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:09,231
...three?

1298
01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:11,816
Three other animals back to New York.

1299
01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:14,236
And she's French. Ooh-la-la.

1300
01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,613
Please welcome Chantal Dubois!

1301
01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:27,290
<font color="#D900D9">(applause)</font>

1302
01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:38,093
<font color="#D900D9">(gasping, muttering)</font>

1303
01:16:47,895 --> 01:16:49,354
Alex?

1304
01:16:58,072 --> 01:16:59,197
<font color="#D900D9">(feedback echoes)</font>

1305
01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:01,616
It was never about the money.

1306
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,953
It was about...

1307
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,872
...the lion.

1308
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,292
<font color="#D900D9">(crowd cheering)</font>

1309
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:15,547
Ah!

1310
01:17:18,009 --> 01:17:20,844
- Gia?
- Circus stick together.

1311
01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:26,808
<i>♪ Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus
Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro</i>

1312
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:29,644
<i>♪ Circus Afro, Circus Afro
Polka dot, polka dot!</i>

1313
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:31,855
Look! A flying circus!

1314
01:17:32,023 --> 01:17:33,356
No!

1315
01:17:37,611 --> 01:17:41,364
Operation Afro-Circus Rescue... engage!

1316
01:17:41,532 --> 01:17:42,907
<font color="#D900D9">(Private)</font> Aye, aye, Skipper!

1317
01:17:44,201 --> 01:17:45,702
Unleash the seal.

1318
01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:48,496
- I am a sea lion!
- Whatever.

1319
01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:51,666
<font color="#D900D9">(laughing)</font>

1320
01:17:52,543 --> 01:17:56,087
- Two tons of fun. Dive, dive, dive!
<font color="#D900D9">(trumpeting)</font>

1321
01:18:00,885 --> 01:18:01,885
<font color="#D900D9">(growls)</font>

1322
01:18:02,053 --> 01:18:04,095
- Let's rock.
- You and me, baby!

1323
01:18:04,263 --> 01:18:06,097
Ah! Ah!

1324
01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:07,432
Whoo!

1325
01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:10,060
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien yells)</font>

1326
01:18:12,646 --> 01:18:14,022
<font color="#D900D9">(tires screeching)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(yells)</font>

1327
01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:17,275
<font color="#D900D9">(trumpeting)</font>

1328
01:18:17,443 --> 01:18:18,943
<font color="#D900D9">(moaning)</font>

1329
01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:25,158
Wow!

1330
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:28,203
<font color="#D900D9">(shuddering)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(roaring)</font>

1331
01:18:33,084 --> 01:18:35,710
- Suck in that gut!
<font color="#D900D9">(inhales deeply)</font>

1332
01:18:36,754 --> 01:18:38,671
<font color="#D900D9">(shouts)</font>

1333
01:18:38,839 --> 01:18:40,256
I am impressed!

1334
01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,677
<font color="#D900D9">(Melman shouts)</font>

1335
01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:47,847
- Whoo!
- Yeah! Whoo!

1336
01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:53,978
<font color="#D900D9">(Skipper)</font> Mission accomplished.
Now let's get out of here!

1337
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:56,439
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font> Wait! Wait for me!
- Stefano!

1338
01:18:56,607 --> 01:18:58,525
Don't leave without me!

1339
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,407
Oh, no!

1340
01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:06,783
<font color="#D900D9">(shrieks)</font>

1341
01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:11,287
Whoa!

1342
01:19:11,455 --> 01:19:14,416
Go, Stefano! Climb!

1343
01:19:21,048 --> 01:19:22,173
Come on, my friend!

1344
01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:24,717
Stefano!

1345
01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:27,220
<font color="#D900D9">(grunts)</font> Help me!

1346
01:19:29,056 --> 01:19:31,641
- I will have your head!
- Oh, no! Help me!

1347
01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:33,059
Alex!

1348
01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:41,234
Marty! Shoot me a line.

1349
01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:44,737
You got it. Afro, don't fail me now!

1350
01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:49,659
What are you doing?

1351
01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:52,328
We are doing trapeze <i>americano.</i>

1352
01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:54,038
Let's do it!

1353
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:57,250
- Frankie, Jonesy! Be ready!
- You got it, boss!

1354
01:19:57,418 --> 01:19:58,751
Go, go, go!

1355
01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:06,301
<font color="#D900D9">(Mort chortling)</font>

1356
01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:08,511
<font color="#D900D9">(grunts, groans)</font>

1357
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:11,681
Gia! Take Stefano!

1358
01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:12,932
Alex!

1359
01:20:13,893 --> 01:20:15,768
<font color="#D900D9">(gasping)</font>

1360
01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:26,154
Aquatic cobras!

1361
01:20:27,364 --> 01:20:30,533
If I am going down,
your head is coming with me!

1362
01:20:30,701 --> 01:20:32,035
I don't think so!

1363
01:20:32,203 --> 01:20:34,162
<font color="#D900D9">(whistles)</font>
- Oi, let's go!

1364
01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:38,124
You're going down,
but not with my head.

1365
01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:40,960
Yay!

1366
01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:43,338
Jet pack! He pull up!

1367
01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:46,299
Your days of chasing animals
are over, Dubois!

1368
01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,551
Because you've just messed
with the king!

1369
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:50,720
<font color="#D900D9">(Dubois grunts)</font>

1370
01:20:53,307 --> 01:20:57,018
<font color="#D900D9">(roaring)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(crowd cheering)</font>

1371
01:20:57,186 --> 01:21:00,188
This is where animals like you belong!
Now sit!

1372
01:21:00,356 --> 01:21:01,814
<font color="#D900D9">(dart pops)</font>

1373
01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:03,149
Lie down.

1374
01:21:03,776 --> 01:21:05,318
<font color="#D900D9">(giggling)</font> Naughty me.

1375
01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:06,653
Roll over.

1376
01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:09,614
Good, Dubois.

1377
01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:10,823
Now stay!

1378
01:21:10,991 --> 01:21:12,992
<font color="#D900D9">(♪ Katy Perry: "Firework")</font>

1379
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:14,661
<font color="#D900D9">(Gia squeals)</font>

1380
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:20,416
We did it!

1381
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:28,383
<font color="#D900D9">(Stefano)</font> Balloons
to the children of the world!

1382
01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:30,343
Trapeze <i>americano!</i>

1383
01:21:30,511 --> 01:21:33,054
- It is real.
- It's real!

1384
01:21:39,562 --> 01:21:41,563
<font color="#D900D9">(excited chattering)</font>

1385
01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:44,566
That's how you do it! Whoa!

1386
01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:48,361
So you want to run away with the circus?

1387
01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:51,114
- Live a life of adventure?
- Full of romance?

1388
01:21:51,282 --> 01:21:53,449
- And danger!
- Really living!

1389
01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:55,034
What do you say?

1390
01:21:57,454 --> 01:22:00,123
<i>♪ Ra-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus!</i>

1391
01:22:00,291 --> 01:22:02,792
<i>♪ Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro!</i>

1392
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:06,879
<i>♪ Circus Afro, Circus Afro!
Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!</i>

1393
01:22:07,047 --> 01:22:10,466
<font color="#D900D9">(Julien)</font> <i>♪ I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it</i>

1394
01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:13,386
<i>♪ I like to move it, move it
You like to...</i>

1395
01:22:13,554 --> 01:22:14,929
Move it!

1396
01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:17,432
<font color="#D900D9">("Afro Circus I Like To Move it"
continues)</font>

1397
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:21,394
<font color="#D900D9">(Alex)</font> Skipper, what did you end up
doing with the crazy lady, anyway?

1398
01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:27,233
Hmm? <font color="#D900D9">(mumbling)</font>

1399
01:22:29,987 --> 01:22:32,488
<font color="#D900D9">(muffled shouting)</font>

1400
01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:40,371
<font color="#D900D9">(muffled scream)</font>

1401
01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:50,882
<font color="#D900D9">("Afro Circus I Like To Move it"
continues)</font>

1402
01:25:03,807 --> 01:25:07,810
<font color="#D900D9">(♪ Peter Asher:
"Love Always Comes as a Surprise")</font>