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GOOFY: Yeow-hoo-hooeee!
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(CRASHING)
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GIRL'S VOICE: Maa-ax!
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(GASPS)
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Maa-ax!
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-(PANTING)
-Maa-ax!
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Roxanne?
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Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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(SIGHS)
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-Ahh.
-Oh!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS)
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What's wrong?
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Argh!
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Argh! Ooo-ooo.
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Aah! Oh!
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-Argh! No!
-Look!
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(SCREAMS)
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-(COUGHING) Ayuk! O-O-Oh!
-(THUNDERCLAPS)
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(SCREAMS, PANTING)
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(SIGHS)
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Uh... Ahh! Hello?
Ahem. Hello.
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MALE VOICE:
Max, where the heck are you, mam?
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-P.J.?
-You should've been here am hour ago.
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What? What are... Hold on.
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Oh, no!
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P.J.: Look, maybe we should just
call the whole thing off.
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No way, man.
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It's now or never. Oooh!
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You better get a move om.
I'll meet you at my locker.
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Ayuk! Mornin', son!
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Dad!
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Oops! I forgot.
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(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
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Ayuk! Mornin', son!
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Came to see if you had any...
dirty clothes.
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Well, there they are. Help yourself.
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Max, I thought we talked about this.
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Look, I'm sorry, Dad.
I-I'll take care of it later. Ow!
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-What's the big rush?
-I'm running late.
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I could drive ya on my way to work.
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Uh, no. No, thanks.
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-I, uh, need the exercise.
-Aw, come on, Max. Huh?
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Dad! No, don't do it!
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Don't... No!
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Oh, Dad, you ruined it.
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Sorry 'bout that.
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Who was he, anyway?
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It's only Powerline, Dad.
The biggest rock star on the planet.
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Ooh, not bigger than
Xavier Cugat, the Mambo King.
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Everybody mambo!
Boom-boom-boom, boom-boom-boom
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Dad, there's no time for this.
What if the neighbors see us?
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Boom-boom-boom
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Maxie, wait up!
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You forgot your lunch.
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-Have a good day!
-Duh... Ah!
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-(LAUGHING)
-Huh.
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(SINGS) They've been laughin''
Since I can remember
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But they're not gonna laugh amy more
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No more "Maxie the Geek"
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No more "Goof of the Week"
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Like before
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No more algebra tests 'til September
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No more lookin' at losers like him
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-No more havin' to cheat
-No more mystery meat
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-No more gym
-No more gym
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-Gonna move to the mall
-Gonna live in the pool
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-Oh!
-Gonna talk to Roxanne
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And not feel like a fool
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'Cause after today
I'm gonna be cruisin'
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After today, she'll be mine
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After today, my brains'll be snoozin'
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-(LADIES GASP)
-If I don't faint, I'll be fine
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I've got 40 more minutes
Of home economics
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-Then down with the textbooks
-And up with the comics
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Just think of all
The time I've been losin'
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Finding the right thing to say
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But things'll be goin' my way
After today
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She looked right through me
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And who could blame her
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I need a new me
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Plus some positive proof
That I'm not just a goof
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And after today, I'm gonna be cruisin'
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No more pep rallies to cut
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Yuck!
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After today, our brains'll be snoozin'
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I'm gonna sit on my butt
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I've got less than an hour
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And when this is ended
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-I'll either be famous
-Or you'll be suspended
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Just think of all the time
I've been losin'
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Waiting until I could say
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Gonna be on my own
Kiss the parents goodbye
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Gonna party from now
'til the end of July
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Things'll be going my way
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After today
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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I wish that this was the day...
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-After today
-(SONG ENDS)
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Whoa! Dah! Argh!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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-Are you all right?
-Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.
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I just, uh... Dah...
(STAMMERS)
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-(CONTINUES STAMMERING)
-(GIGGLES)
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(CHUCKLES) Ayuk!
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Oh.
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Argh!
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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I can't believe I did that!
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Urgh! She finally says
"Hi" to me, and what do I do?
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I... choke! Urgh!
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Ayuk!
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-Like a big spaz!
-Where have you been, buddy?
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Uh. Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?
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Look, Max, if my dad catches me
with this, he'll kill me!
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Are you sure we gotta do this?
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It's my only chance, Peej.
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To Roxanne, I'm... I'm just a nobody.
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But after today...
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Bobby!
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(SLURPS)
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Wow, look! All this is for us?
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(SLURPS)
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Mmm, slurpage!
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Oh, this is gonna be so great, man!
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Dude. Need fund-age, bro.
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Oh, your fee. Yeah, yeah. Right here.
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Ahhh!
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Cheddar! Aah-ooh!
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Cheddar whizzy!
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Mmm. Mmm.
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(COUGHS)
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Mmm. It's pretty scrumptious.
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Ha-ha! Let's do it, ladies!
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(CROWD CHEERS)
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As student body president,
I just wanna say like "yea"...
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-to all of us for a really neat year.
-Yo, Stacey!
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Talk to me, talk to me,
talk to me, baby!
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And also that I hope you can all attend
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my totally amazing end-of-school party
next Saturday
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to watch the Powerline
concert live on pay-per-view.
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(CHEERING)
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Thank you, thank you very much.
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And now, without further ado,
Principal Mazur.
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-(CROWD FALLS SILENT)
-(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK SCREECHES)
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Thank you, Stacey.
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And good morning, boys and girls.
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You know, every year
on the last day of school
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I have several youngsters
approach me and say,
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"Principal Mazur, what can we do
to not waste our summer vacation?"
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-(CROWD GROANS)
-"We don't want to waste our free time
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-(CROWD YAWNS)
-"sleeping or visiting friends."
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-(YAWNING)
-Say, Roxanne, about Stacey's party.
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How you, uh...
How you doin' down there, Bobby?
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Don't give me that attitude, you guys.
I'm doin' it all for you.
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This is nuts.
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I don't know why
I let you guys talk me into this.
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If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke
my entire existence... Ah!
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...of the element, or...
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Heh-heh-heh.
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I hope this works.
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How about... science slumber parties?
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Huh?
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(ROCK MUSIC BEGINS PLAYING)
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Wha...
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Hey!
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I'm not gonna just... Aaah!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah!
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(SINGS) Some people settle
For the typical things
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Livin' all their lives
Waitin' in the wings
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It ain't a question of "if"
It's just a matter of time
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Before I move to the front of the line
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Once you're watchin'
Every move that I make
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You gotta believe
That I got what it takes
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-Whaaa!
-(THUD)
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-To stand out above the crowd
-(WILD CHEERING)
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Even if I've gotta shout out loud
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'Til mine is the only face you'll see
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Gonna stand out
'Til you notice me, yeah
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A little smoke-age! (HOWLS)
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If I can make you stop and
Take a look at me instead of just
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(CHORUS)
Walkin' by
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There's nothin' that I wouldn't do
If it was gettin' you to notice
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(CHORUS)
I'm alive
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All I need is half a chance
A second thought, a second glance
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To prove I've got whatever it takes
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It's a piece of cake.
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To stand out above the crowd
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Wow! Who's that guy?
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'Til mine is the only face you'll see
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Gonna stand out...
(RECORD DRAGS)
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(SONG STOPS)
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BOY:
Hey, it's the Goof boy!
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We're busted!
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Hmph.
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Gaga-booja-boo
boo-boo-boo.
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Ayuk! Come on, smile!
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Smiley-wiley!
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Blaa-aa-aa.
Ayuk!
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Oh, come on, Kimmie.
Gimme a big...
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(GAGGING, GULPS)
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-(SQUEAKS)
-Ahh!
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Whee!
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-(SQUEAKS)
-Ahh! Whee!
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00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,169
-(SQUEAKS)
-Ahh.
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-(SQUEAKS)
-Ahh!
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-(SQUEAKS)
-Stop goofin' around!
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We got work to do!
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Okay, Kimmie, back to Mommy now.
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-Ayuk! Blaa-aa-aa.
-Ahh.
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You're such a cute little girlie.
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-Mmm.
-Oh, come back and see me.
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Oh, you have such a way with children.
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"You have such a way with children."
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Pah!
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Okay, now. Who's next over here?
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Step aside, Goof.
Let a pro show you how it's done.
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Okay. Who's next over here?
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Ooh, hello, precious...
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-Oooh! Oooh!
-(GIRL GIGGLES)
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You lucky woman. Heh.
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Now, now, you come on here, honey.
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-It's picture time. Come on.
-Peekaboo!
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-She's so cute.
-Peekaboo!
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(GIGGLES)
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Gosh, Pete, you sure are good with kids.
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-Oh, yeah. Well, they love me.
-Argh!
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Ha-ha. Why P.J., he's been beggin' me
to take him on vacation this summer.
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Really? Where ya goin'?
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Campin'!
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Nothing like the great outdoors
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to strengthen the bond
between a father and a son.
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-Argh!
-Max'd never go for anything like that.
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-I don't know, Goof.
-Ooh! Gimme, gimme.
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Somethin's wrong when a kid won't
spend time with his parents.
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Well, for all you know,
he's runnin' around with some gang,
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and stealin' stuff,
and causin' riots and...
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Waaa! Gimme!
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Oh, Max is a good kid.
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He'd never get mixed up
in somethin' like that.
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(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
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(SECRETARY HUMS)
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-(HUMMING)
-(TYPEWRITER DINGS)
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(SIGHS)
I'm a failure.
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Complete loser.
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My one chance to impress Roxanne
and I blew it.
249
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:01,613
Uh-huh!
250
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,698
Max, look.
251
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:07,410
It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. Huh.
252
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,746
(DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN)
253
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,956
Oh, man.
254
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,918
My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.
255
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:18,421
Hey, P.J., detention!
(LAUGHS)
256
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,632
PRINCIPAL:
Robert Zimuruski.
257
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,427
Okay. I'm comin'.
258
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,637
Max, here.
259
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,389
Guard this with your life, dude.
260
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,273
Hey, Maz-u-ur!
261
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,275
What's up, bro? All right.
262
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,778
Then my parents' air conditioner
went on the fritz.
263
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,113
I figured with all those kids in my house,
the place'd be like a sauna.
264
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,199
So I'm all freaked out,
but then I thought, like, use it.
265
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,619
So my theme's gonna be,
"Powerline Goes Rain Forest."
266
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:50,745
Too much?
267
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,206
Roxanne, are you listening?
268
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,794
Oh! (CLICKS TONGUE)
269
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,381
-Stacey, no! I don't wanna...
-Talk to him.
270
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,424
Ahem!
271
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,177
A-A-Ahem!
Hmm.
272
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,846
Tap him.
273
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,349
(GASPS)
274
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,986
-Gosh, I'm sorry.
-It's okay... really.
275
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,825
Um, I liked your dance.
276
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,493
Yeah.
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
277
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,494
Yeah?
278
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,538
Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video.
279
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,832
I know. H-He's totally a genius.
280
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,126
Yeah. He's doing a concert
next week in L.A.
281
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,503
Oh, yeah.
Stacey's showing it at her party.
282
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,547
-Yeah!
-Yeah.
283
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,135
Um, uh, Roxanne...
284
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:51,639
I was, uh, sorta, kinda
thinkin' that maybe I'd, um,
285
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:56,060
ask you to, uh, go with me,
that is to the... party.
286
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,771
Of course if you don't want to,
I'd completely understand.
287
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:03,776
Well, I was sorta, kind of
thinkin' that... I'd love to.
288
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,403
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
289
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,863
-Good.
-Great.
290
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,072
-Terrific.
-Wonderful.
291
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:09,908
-All right.
-Okay.
292
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:13,161
C'mon, Roxanne. We don't want
to belabor the moment now, do we?
293
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,121
Well, I'd better be going.
294
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,248
I'll, uh, call you later.
295
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,333
Okay.
296
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:19,918
Bye. Oh.
297
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,921
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
Bye.
298
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,675
See, that wasn't so bad.
I told you men are easy to deal with.
299
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,053
Yes! She said yes!
300
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,263
Ya-ha-ha-hoo!
301
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:36,517
Everybody mambo!
Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah
302
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:39,187
-Oooh!
-Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah
303
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,731
It's not my break yet! Ooh!
304
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,400
-Oooh!
-Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah
305
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:47,904
Yeah! Dance with her!
Groove with her.
306
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,781
Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah
307
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,699
-Miss Maple!
-Yes, sir?
308
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,243
Get that boy's father
on the phone at once!
309
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,412
Right away, sir!
Whoo!
310
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:57,997
Hello.
311
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,208
Ah, yes. Mr. Goof.
312
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,293
This is Principal Mazur.
313
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,254
I'm calling in regard
to your son Maximilian.
314
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,966
Max? Oh, my gosh! Is he hurt?
315
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,592
No, Mr. Goof.
316
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:10,927
He's in trouble!
317
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,096
Trouble? What kind of trouble?
318
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,431
-Dressed like a gang member...
-Gang member?
319
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,434
your son caused
the entire student body
320
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,895
to break into a riotous frenzy!
321
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,440
-Riot? Couldn't be my...
-If I were you, Mr. Goof,
322
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:28,152
I'd seriously reevaluate the way
you're raising your child
323
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,072
before he ends up in the electric chair!
324
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,950
-(PHONE CLICKS DEAD)
-The electric chair?
325
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:36,744
Oh!
326
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,664
What am I gonna do?
327
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:46,629
P.A. SYSTEM:
Blue light special on aisle three.
328
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,691
Lake Destiny.
329
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,611
Okay, kiddo. Now, smile!
330
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,530
Lake Destiny, Idaho!
331
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,116
-Lake who-did-ho?
-You were right, Pete.
332
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,035
Nothin' like the great outdoors
333
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,537
to strengthen the bond
between father and son.
334
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,123
-You said so yourself.
-Well, yeah, but...
335
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,000
I'm goin' fishin'! Ayuk!
336
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,085
I'm goin' fishin' with my boy!
337
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:27,837
Yeah.
338
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,257
Okay, precious, gimme a big smi...
339
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,051
(GIRL LAUGHS)
340
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,888
Fishing! Fishing!
(LAUGHS)
341
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,348
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
342
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,934
-(KIDS CHEERING)
-Cool concert, lad.
343
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:45,063
-What?
-You wailed, bud!
344
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,150
-Hey, Max, wicked dance.
-Thanks.
345
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,569
Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.
346
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,071
Way to go, man!
347
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,323
I just heard about you and Roxanne.
348
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,867
Oh, Pete! Ow!
349
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,037
See, see? I told you
our plan would work!
350
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,290
-Max! Max! Max!
-Peej, knock it off. Come on. Shh.
351
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,211
-Maximum! Maxi-mu-um!
-Max! Max!
352
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:12,048
Max! Max! Max! Max! Max!
353
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,842
Max! Max! Max! Yeah!
354
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,845
(SONG BEGINS) All I need is half a chance
A second thought, a second glance
355
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:21,224
To prove I've got whatever it takes
356
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,351
It's a piece of cake.
357
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,854
To stand out above the crowd
358
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,982
Even if I gotta shout out loud
359
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,401
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
360
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:36,864
Gonna stand out
Stand out, heh
361
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,491
Stand out
362
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,284
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
363
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,036
Stand out
364
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,457
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
365
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,085
Gonna stand out
366
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,253
'Til you notice me
367
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,631
Goin' somewhere, Pop?
368
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:57,426
-Sure are, pal-a-roony.
-Cool. Have a good time, Dad.
369
00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:00,012
If you're gonna be gone
more than a month, drop me a line.
370
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,765
But, Max, this isn't just my vacation.
371
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,893
It's a vacation with me
and my best buddy.
372
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:09,147
-Oh, Donald Duck?
-No, silly. With you!
373
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,903
-(BIRDS TWITTERING)
-Are you okay, Maxie?
374
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,114
Wh-What did you say?
375
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,448
That's right!
376
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,284
A vacation, son!
377
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,787
We'll spend some
real quality time together!
378
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,164
I think I'm gonna be sick.
379
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,040
Hey, got a present for ya!
380
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,501
Dad, stop that!
What are you doing?
381
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,923
You look just like I did at your age.
382
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,633
Please don't say that, Dad.
383
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:41,053
Wait! I saved the best for last. Ayuk!
384
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,975
It's been handed down
from Goof to Goof to Goof.
385
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,311
And now, it's yours, son.
386
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,688
-A stick?
-No, silly.
387
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,148
A fishin' pole!
388
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,193
Fishing? We're going fishing?
389
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:58,070
Yep. Just like my dad and me did.
390
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:01,032
Two best buddies fishin' on Lake Destiny.
391
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,034
Away from it all!
392
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,953
I don't wanna be
"away" from it all, Dad.
393
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,788
I like "it all"!
394
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:11,667
Look, Maxie, we're using
the same map me and my dad used.
395
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,754
We'll take the same route,
and make the same stops...
396
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,756
-and see the same sights.
-Ahh!
397
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:20,301
-But that trip would take weeks, Dad!
-Exactly!
398
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,303
Gettin' there is half the fun.
399
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,679
Put the map away, Dad.
400
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,766
-It's not gonna happen. I'm tellin' ya.
-Careful, son. You'll wrinkle my past.
401
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,185
Ayuk! And our future.
402
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:33,397
What the map says, Max,
we will follow.
403
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:35,983
That's very mystical
and everything, Dad,
404
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,445
but, uh, seriously, there's this party
I have to go to. And there's this girl...
405
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,822
There'll be plenty of time
for parties when you're older.
406
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:45,701
Why, when I was your age
I'd never even been invited to a party.
407
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,621
-Look at me now!
-Great, Dad.
408
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,998
-Hop in, Maxie.
-No.
409
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,045
All right, then.
410
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,172
Guess I'll just have to go...
411
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,840
all alone.
412
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,425
That's all.
413
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,888
Just sit in the boat all alone...
414
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,890
and talk to myself.
415
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:11,352
-All alone.
-I guess so.
416
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,688
-Oh, come on! Hop in!
-No, Dad.
417
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,148
-Just hop right in there.
-No.
418
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:19,277
-Come on, Maxie. Go for it!
-Argh! No.
419
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,779
Let's buckle you up!
420
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,115
And we're ready for takeoff! Ayuk.
421
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,703
Set for adventure, Maxie?
422
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,038
Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
423
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,709
'Cause I don't want ya
to end up in the electric chair.
424
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:36,752
Electric chair? What are you...
425
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,713
I'm not givin' up on ya, son.
426
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,590
Together, we're gonna work this out.
427
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:42,883
Work this out? But, Dad!
428
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,011
No buts about it, Maxie boy.
429
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,221
-Your ol' pop knows best.
-But...
430
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,682
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
431
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,687
Goodbye, house.
Goodbye, mailbox.
432
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,230
(TIRES SCREECHING)
433
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,441
Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
434
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,445
Goodbye, hopes.
435
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:03,904
Goodbye, dreams.
436
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,406
Goodbye, Roxanne.
437
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,033
Roxanne!
438
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,827
Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first.
I have to talk to someone.
439
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,454
-Well...
-Turn here!
440
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:12,747
(CAR SCREECHES)
441
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:16,083
-D-Dad, watch out! Aaah!
-(YELLING)
442
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,169
Stop here. Here! Pull over!
443
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,672
Now, make it quick, Maxie boy.
444
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,591
We gotta put some road behind us.
445
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,262
You get and cancel your first date
in less than an hour.
446
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,724
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-Must be some kind of lame-o record.
447
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:32,975
(DOOR OPENS)
448
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,978
(GROWLS)
449
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,731
Hi. Is Roxanne home?
450
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,316
(GROWLS)
451
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:43,611
-M-M-My name's Max.
-(GROWLS)
452
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,447
Does Roxanne live here?
453
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,492
-Does she even live on this block? Ha-ha.
-ROXANNE: Wait!
454
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,911
It's okay, Daddy.
Max is a friend from school.
455
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:54,205
Oh.
(GROWLS)
456
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,124
Go on. Go on.
Good Daddy.
457
00:22:58,126 --> 00:23:00,294
-Hey, Max.
-Hi, there.
458
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,589
You wanna... uh, have a seat?
459
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:06,342
Hey. Uh... oh.
460
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,388
-(GROWLS)
-Daddy!
461
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,266
I promise, he'll be better behaved
when you pick me up for the party.
462
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:17,478
Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by.
463
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,563
I'm really looking forward to it, Max.
464
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:23,401
-Yeah. I was too.
-Was?
465
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:26,362
You see, my dad's on this
stupid father-son kick and...
466
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,281
Don't worry about it, Max.
It's just a dumb party.
467
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:32,201
No, it's not. Roxanne,
I really wanted to go with you.
468
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,912
-Max, I understand. Really, it's okay.
-But my dad surprised me.
469
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,831
I don't wanna go, but I have no choice.
470
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:40,459
-I'm sure I can find someone else.
-Someone else?
471
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:44,380
-I'll just talk to you later.
-Uh, uh, Roxanne!
472
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,507
Uh, my dad is, uh...
473
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,677
My dad's taking me
to the Powerline concert in L.A.
474
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:53,889
Your dad's taking you clear across
the country just to see a concert?
475
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,101
Uh, well, you see, uh,
my dad...
476
00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:00,020
uh, knew... knows... knows Powerline.
477
00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:02,022
They used to play together, in a band!
478
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:05,317
-Yeah!
-(CAR HORN TOOTS) Come on, son!
479
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,069
Let's get this show on the road!
480
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,071
Uh... (NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
Just a minute!
481
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:12,450
You... party animal, you.
482
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:18,581
-You're really serious.
-Absolutely.
483
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:20,958
So, uh...
484
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,170
you aren't still thinkin'
of goin' with someone else, are you?
485
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:27,339
-Well, I guess...
-Because I was hopin'...
486
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,925
I could, uh, wave to you onstage
487
00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:32,720
when we join Powerline
for the final number.
488
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,638
This is incredible.
489
00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,515
Well, l wouldn't miss
our date for anything
490
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,058
that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
491
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,144
Mwa.
492
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,648
Have a great time at the concert, Max.
493
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,359
-(MUMBLING)
-I'll see you on TV!
494
00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:49,945
Ah. I'm in deep sludge.
495
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,406
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
496
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:00,831
GOOFY: Day one.
497
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,750
Well, here we are,
498
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:06,462
out on the open road,
retracin' the steps of my boyhood.
499
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:09,965
And here's Maxie! Ayuk!
500
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,842
Say hi, Max.
501
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:16,013
-Well, how 'bout a wave?
-Not now, Dad.
502
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,390
Ayuk! What a kidder!
503
00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:23,729
Hmm.
504
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,735
Fun games I used to play with my dad.
505
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:33,822
Road bingo. Twenty ques...
(GASPS) Hey, Maxie.
506
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,157
Let's play a game.
507
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,826
You think of a name,
and I'll try and guess who it is.
508
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,496
-Uh, man or woman?
-Oh, man.
509
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:41,914
A man, huh?
510
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:44,166
Hmm, that's a toughie.
511
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,168
Uh, let's see.
512
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,671
-Walt Disney!
-Right.
513
00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:50,381
I'm good at this.
514
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,091
Now, uh, I'll think of one.
515
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,552
-Hmm.
-(ROCK MUSIC BLARING ON RADIO)
516
00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:59,139
Oh! You wanna sing a song, huh?
517
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:03,143
Me and my dad used to sing
this one all the time.
518
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,771
-(SONG BEGINS)
-High hopes
519
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:08,941
GOOFY: (SINGING)
He's got high hopes
520
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:12,528
He's got high apple pie
521
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,030
In the sky hopes
522
00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:18,993
(HARD ROCK PLAYS)
523
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:21,787
-(ROCK STOPS)
-Oops, there goes another...
524
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:24,832
(HARD ROCK PLAYS)
525
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,209
-(ROCK STOPS)
-Oops, there goes...
526
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,878
-(HARD ROCK)
-Oops, there goes...
527
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:32,881
-(HARD ROCK)
-Oops...
528
00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:35,634
(CASSETTE TAPE WHIRS AND SCRATCHES)
529
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,307
Oh, g-great, Dad.
Now we don't have any music!
530
00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:44,184
Oh, Maxie. It's not so bad.
531
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:46,186
We'll just have to entertain ourselves!
532
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,772
(DEEP SIGH)
533
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,817
(PERSISTENT JINGLING SOUND)
534
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:56,363
(JINGLING CONTINUES)
535
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,490
(KEYS JINGLING)
536
00:26:58,658 --> 00:27:00,242
(EXHAUST PIPE SPUTTERS, POPS)
537
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:04,663
Putt-putt-poof!
538
00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,874
-Ping-ping-ping.
-Putt-putt-poof!
539
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:11,211
-Ping-ping-ping. Ping-ping-ping.
-(JOLLY WHISTLING)
540
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:16,550
-Ping-ping-ping.
-Putt-putt-poof.
541
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:18,093
(SONG BEGINS)
542
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:24,892
(SINGS)
Do ya need a break from modern livin'?
543
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,979
Do you long to shed your weary load?
544
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,815
If your nerves are raw
And your brain is fried
545
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:35,069
Just grab a friend
And take a ride together
546
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,946
-On the open road
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
547
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,115
Come on, Maxie! Ayuk!
548
00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:44,203
All in all, I'd rather have detention
549
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,748
All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
550
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,458
-Yuck!
-(HORNS HONKING)
551
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,960
Old man drives like such a klutz
552
00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:54,630
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly...
553
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:57,883
Upon the open road
554
00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,260
GOOFY: There's nothin' can upset me
555
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:02,304
'Cause now we're on our way
556
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:06,266
Our trusty map will guide us
Straight and true
557
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,769
Roxanne, please don't forget me
558
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,312
I will return someday
559
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,900
-(YELLS)
-Though I may be in traction when I do
560
00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:18,779
-Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
-This is worse...
561
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:22,282
-...Than dragon breath and acne
-In a buddy-buddy kind of way
562
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:24,827
I'm so mad I think I may explode
563
00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:28,622
-When I see that highway I could cry
-That's funny, so could I
564
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:32,251
(BOTH SINGING TOGETHER)
Just bein' out on the open road
565
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:37,381
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
566
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,843
Howdy, boys
567
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:43,137
Is this the way to Nashville?
568
00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:45,139
(TRUCK HONKS)
Watch it, Mac!
569
00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:48,475
Or you'll be gettin' towed
570
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:50,686
I'm in no hurry to arrive
571
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,063
'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five
572
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:56,567
The next time I sees the open road
573
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,699
-Just a week of rest and relaxation
-Yeah!
574
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:06,744
And the odd romantic episode
575
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,495
Very odd!
576
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:10,581
And it's Califor-ni-a or bust
577
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,958
Look out, you dirtbags, eat my dust
578
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:17,087
From now on, I own the open road
579
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,339
It's me and little Maxie
580
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,550
My pip-squeak pioneer
581
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,344
They're partners forever, westward ho
582
00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:25,929
-Yee-haw!
-Yee-haw!
583
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:30,309
Could someone call a taxi
And get me outta here?
584
00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:33,896
To Beverly Hills 90210
585
00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:38,066
Oh, every day, another new adventure
586
00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:43,071
Every mile, another new ZIP Code
587
00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:46,074
And the cares we had are gone for good
588
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,951
And I'd go with them if I could
589
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:50,245
I got no strings on me
590
00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:52,206
I'm feelin' fancy free
591
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:55,626
How wonderful to be
592
00:29:55,794 --> 00:30:00,547
On the open ro-oad
593
00:30:00,715 --> 00:30:04,134
Ro-oad
594
00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:06,512
(CLANGING SOUND)
595
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:16,021
(GOOFY SINGING)
596
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:20,400
You'll all do-do-do-do
597
00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:23,111
-Do-do-do bum-bum-bum
-(TRUCK HORN BLOWS)
598
00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,530
GOOFY: Grandpa! Grandpa!
599
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,156
-(HORN BLARES)
-(MAX YELLS)
600
00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:30,953
-(GOOFY HUMS)
-Dad, you're gonna get us killed!
601
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,206
-Why don't you just give me the map?
-Oh, no thanks, son.
602
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,625
Navigating's a big responsibility.
603
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:40,379
Besides, you wouldn't wanna
spoil the big surprise!
604
00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:43,549
I'm takin' you someplace pretty special.
605
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:53,809
Gosh! It's even better than I remembered.
606
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:57,479
No, Mommy! I don't wanna go!
(SOBBING)
607
00:30:58,022 --> 00:30:59,606
Yeah, fun. Tell you what...
608
00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:01,984
-I'm just gonna wait here in the car.
-Ayuk!
609
00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:04,361
You party pooper! Come on.
610
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,029
This is gonna be fun!
611
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,782
Oh, howdy there, folks.
612
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:12,202
Lester's is proud to present...
613
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:16,123
the Possum Posse Jamboree.
614
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:17,749
Here it is.
615
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,960
(CROWD CHEERS)
616
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,588
Oh, boy! Just in time.
617
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,133
(FIDDLE MUSIC PLAYS)
618
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,553
Howdy, folks.
619
00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:32,431
Who's your favorite possum?
620
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,016
Lester!
621
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:35,893
(KIDS LAUGH AND CLAP)
622
00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:38,604
Got us a seat right up front.
623
00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:40,856
LESTER:
Let me introduce you to the posse.
624
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:44,735
Here's Beuford, Beulah,
and Mordachai.
625
00:31:44,944 --> 00:31:46,111
(ELECTRONIC SCREECHING)
626
00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:49,948
Hey, Lester, ready for yodelin'?
Ha-ha-ha.
627
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:51,700
Sure am, Beuford!
628
00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:53,869
(SINGS)
Now gather 'round my possum pals
629
00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:55,120
Join the jamboree
630
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,789
Come hoot and howl
And holler from the heart...
631
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,375
This is pathetic.
632
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:06,089
-Here in Lester's Possum Park
-LESTER: Join in, folks.
633
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:08,550
This is yodelin' time!
634
00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:11,887
Yodel-lay-ee, yodel-ee-oo
635
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,889
Yodel-ee-oo, ooo-ooo-ooo
636
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:16,600
Lester's Possum Park
637
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:20,729
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
638
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,898
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
639
00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:26,193
Ayuk!
Yodel-lay-ee, ooo-ooo-ooo
640
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,028
-LESTER: Don't you wanna be
-ALL: Mm-hmm.
641
00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:29,446
-A-hangin' from a tree?
-ALL: Uh-huh.
642
00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:34,368
We're mighty glad to see ya
And the parking's always free
643
00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:37,996
Here at Lester's Po-Po
644
00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:41,458
Po-Possum Park
645
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,627
Doodle-do, diddle-do
646
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,505
(CROWD LAUGHS)
647
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,841
Hey, that's the ticket!
648
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:52,761
I'll be right back, my little possum pal.
649
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,472
(SIGHS) My life's a living...
650
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,224
Hello, little buddy!
651
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,937
Who's your favorite possum?
652
00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:03,981
Don't touch me.
653
00:33:04,565 --> 00:33:07,609
Aww. Why such a long face?
654
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,404
You're so sad. (CRIES)
655
00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:13,657
I know! You need a big hug from Lester.
656
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,118
-Don't even think about it! No!
-See?
657
00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:19,579
Now you feel all good inside.
658
00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:21,665
Beat it, doofus!
659
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:26,378
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
660
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:30,173
-Oh, no. No, Dad. Not that. Please.
-Here you go, sport.
661
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,259
What say we get our picture taken?
662
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,178
(WAILING)
663
00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:38,473
-You have got to be kidding.
-Oh, all right.
664
00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:40,100
But you're missin' out.
665
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,895
-Urgh. Huh?
-(CROWD LAUGHS)
666
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:45,981
Hiya, son!
667
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:47,941
(CROWD HOWLS WITH LAUGHTER)
668
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,569
Hey, everyone!
Check out the dork!
669
00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:52,029
Say "sassafras."
670
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:54,448
Sassy-frass!
671
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:58,118
-(POSSUM SCREECHES)
-Argh!
672
00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,328
-(CROWD LAUGHS)
-Ahh! Get it! Get it!
673
00:34:00,496 --> 00:34:04,207
(BANJO MUSIC STARTS UP)
674
00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:06,835
That's the spirit, Maxie!
675
00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:10,172
Whoa! No!
676
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:12,883
Dad, stop! Please! No!
677
00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:15,218
Dad, look, this is embarrassing.
678
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:17,554
No, no, no!
679
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,765
Let go! Dad!
680
00:34:19,932 --> 00:34:21,767
-Ta-da! Ayuk.
-(APPLAUSE)
681
00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:23,727
(CROWD SIGHS)
682
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:27,731
It's Dork and Dork Junior!
Hah-hah-hah!
683
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:31,401
(CROWD HOWLS WITH LAUGHTER)
684
00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:37,449
(THUNDERCLAPS)
685
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,621
(EXASPERATED GRUNTING)
686
00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:51,296
-Argh!
-Max!
687
00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,841
Hey, what the heck you tryin' to do?
688
00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:57,844
-Trying to get away from you!
-Me?
689
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,806
-What'd I do?
-Forget it!
690
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:04,184
I thought we was having fun.
What's the matter?
691
00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:06,061
Nothin'. Let's just go.
692
00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:08,063
Well, come on!
693
00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:11,733
(JINGLING OF CAR KEYS)
694
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,781
(SLAMS DOOR)
695
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,451
Hey, you dropped your hat.
696
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,412
Ah! This is the stupidest vacation!
697
00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:27,124
You drag me from home,
you jam me in this dumb car,
698
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:31,086
then drive me a million miles away
to see some stupid rat show!
699
00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:33,421
Call me when the trip's over.
700
00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:36,258
(THUNDERCLAPS)
701
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,469
(CAR ENGINE REVS UP)
702
00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,447
(HAMMERING)
703
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:22,596
Hey, Max.
704
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,682
You wanna get in some fishin' practice?
705
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:29,352
Just a couple of days
'til we get to Lake Destiny.
706
00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:31,813
Maybe later.
707
00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:41,531
(SPLASH)
708
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:48,830
(RUMBLING)
709
00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:54,586
(SAWING)
710
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:08,433
Whoa!
711
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,685
Now that's camping.
712
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:13,521
Did you say somethin', Max? Ow!
713
00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:21,321
-Pete?
-Goofy?
714
00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:25,367
Oh-ho! What a serendipity doo-dah!
715
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,702
Who'd've thunk it, huh?
(LAUGHS)
716
00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:30,705
-Is P.J. here?
-Who? Oh, yeah.
717
00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:33,291
I'm sure he's loafin'
around here somewhere.
718
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,335
-(SONG PLAYING)
-It ain't a question of how
719
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:37,504
Just a matter of when
720
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,548
You get the message
That I'm trying to sing
721
00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:43,760
I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head
722
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:47,222
And you know I'm goin'
All of the way to the end
723
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,390
What a goob!
724
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:52,227
-To stand out above the crowd
-(SONG STOPS)
725
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,063
(CONTINUES SINGING)
Even if you got to shout out loud
726
00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:57,649
No matter what the look is
It's Max, I get...
727
00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:58,984
-Max!
-H-H-Hey!
728
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:01,403
Whoa! Small wilderness, dude.
729
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:04,155
-Didn't expect to run into you.
-Apparently not.
730
00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:07,951
You're just jealous, man,
'cause you ain't got the moves!
731
00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,703
MAX: Yeah, you can keep the moves.
732
00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:13,373
But I wouldn't mind havin' this RV. Oh!
733
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,086
-You are so lucky, man.
-Me? Oh, come on. You're the star.
734
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:20,922
-Wh-What do you...
-Going to the Powerline concert.
735
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:24,884
-Ah! It's unbelievable, man.
-Who told you about that?
736
00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:27,887
Hey, come on. Everybody in town
knows about it, Max.
737
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:30,390
You are gonna be famous, buddy.
738
00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:32,892
Especially with Roxanne.
739
00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:37,772
There's, uh, only one person
who doesn't know about it yet, Peej.
740
00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:40,317
-Who?
-My dad.
741
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:42,569
So tell me, Goof.
742
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,946
Is that kid of yours
still givin' you guff?
743
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,573
Oh, I don't know what's wrong.
744
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:50,744
Just seems like everything I try
only drives Max further away.
745
00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:53,580
Maybe I oughta just back off,
I don't know.
746
00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,623
Wrong, Goof.
(SIGHS)
747
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,710
Look, if you keep 'em
under your thumb,
748
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,755
they'll never end up in the gutter.
749
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,888
Too bad, Pete. Almost.
750
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,806
Almost? Hah!
751
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,183
Watch this.
752
00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:15,018
P.J.!
753
00:39:15,269 --> 00:39:17,645
(P.J. PANTS)
Here, sir. Comin', sir. Yes, sir.
754
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:24,903
Whoo-hoo! Strike-ola!
755
00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:27,197
Yee-haw! Thank you.
Thank you. Yes!
756
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,783
And the crowd goes wild!
Ahh-ha-ha-ha!
757
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,117
High five, son!
758
00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:32,327
Psych!
759
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,621
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
760
00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:37,499
Say, Goof, why don't
you two stay for dinner?
761
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,001
-Cool!
-Oh, no thanks, Pete.
762
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:43,338
-Max and I have some fish to catch.
-Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
763
00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:45,131
So, uh, what're we havin'?
764
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:49,260
-But, Max, I thought...
-Ahem! Under your thumb, Goof.
765
00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:53,181
-Maximilian!
-What?
766
00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:54,891
Get your gear, little man.
767
00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:56,851
We're goin' fishin'!
768
00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:00,271
And I mean now!
769
00:40:00,856 --> 00:40:01,731
(SIGHS)
770
00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,491
Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
771
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,910
Oh, now come on.
That never stopped me!
772
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,703
Let me show you a little family secret,
773
00:40:15,871 --> 00:40:19,499
handed down through
about 12 or 13 Goof generations.
774
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:22,168
The perfect cast!
775
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,878
The perfect what?
776
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,422
The perfect cast.
777
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:28,133
My dad taught it to me
when I was about your age.
778
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:31,177
Okay now, watch carefully.
779
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:33,680
You gotta be l-l-loose.
780
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:36,724
Relaxed, with your feet apart.
781
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,645
And... ten o'clock, two o'clock...
782
00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,148
Quarter to three, tourjeté.
783
00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:45,483
Twist, over, pas de deux.
784
00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:48,319
I'm a little teapot
And the windup!
785
00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:51,531
Huh?
786
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:54,284
And let her fly!
787
00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:56,494
The perfect cast.
788
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:58,746
(THUD)
789
00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:03,168
(RUMBLING FOOTSTEPS)
790
00:41:03,335 --> 00:41:06,421
(DEEP GROWLS)
791
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,675
Huh?
(SNIFFS, GROWLS)
792
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:13,511
And now we reel her in.
793
00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:18,850
Grrr. Ah! Ooh!
794
00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:21,603
Oof! Grrr!
795
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,688
(GROWLS)
796
00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:28,610
-Whoa!
-Grrr!
797
00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:31,154
Quick, get the camera!
798
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:33,615
(GURGLING)
799
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,244
Must be over three pounds.
800
00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:40,121
I don't wanna miss this!
801
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,375
Look, Max!
802
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:46,419
A... duh, D-Dad?
803
00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:48,796
It's Bigfoot!
804
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:52,509
Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
You're out of focus.
805
00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:54,093
(ROARS)
806
00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:56,971
-What's the idea?
-(GROWLING)
807
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:59,015
-(YELLING)
-(ROARING)
808
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,517
Bigfoot!
809
00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:07,732
Behold the legendary Bigfoot!
810
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,902
Fabled, but seldom...
Yeow-hoo-hoo!
811
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:14,322
-It's locked!
-Quick! The sunroof!
812
00:42:14,573 --> 00:42:16,407
(BIGFOOT SNARLS)
813
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:17,909
Hurry up!
814
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,662
(SNARLS)
815
00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:22,330
Hurry up!
816
00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:26,543
Huh?
817
00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:28,086
MAX: Whoa!
818
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:31,798
I can't believe it!
819
00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:33,800
Bigfoot!
820
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,177
And I got the only video!
821
00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:38,388
We're gonna be famous!
822
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:40,139
(HAPPY GROWLS)
823
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,643
Huh? Grrr.
824
00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:45,770
Let's just get outta here.
825
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:51,401
(KEYS JINGLING)
826
00:42:52,861 --> 00:42:54,320
Ha-ha!
827
00:42:57,741 --> 00:43:00,285
(SNIFFS)
Ooh.
828
00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:04,455
(CHUCKLES)
829
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,504
Is he gone yet?
830
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,424
Mm-mm-mm-mm?
831
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,427
-Nnn. Bb-fftt.
-Bb-bbb-bbb.
832
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,512
(SNARLING, GROWLING)
833
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,389
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
834
00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:24,892
Nope. He's still here.
835
00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,061
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
836
00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:31,524
(GROWLING)
837
00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:34,777
Gee, Max, was that Bigfoot
or your stomach?
838
00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:36,696
Man, I'm starving.
839
00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:41,618
Ayuk! Alphabet Soup comin' up.
840
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:43,828
(DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN)
841
00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:45,663
Huh?
842
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,166
Uh, Dad?
843
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,667
(GROWLS)
844
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:51,836
Dad!
845
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:54,797
Stop playing around! He's coming!
846
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:04,098
-(MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH EARPHONES)
-(BIGFOOT MUTTERS)
847
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:08,686
You can tell by the way
I use my walk I'm a woman's man
848
00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:10,313
No time to talk
849
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,357
(BIGFOOT CHUCKLES)
850
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,692
I've been kicked around
Since I was born
851
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:16,778
But then it's all right, it's okay
852
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:21,658
Well, it's nice to know
this thing's good for somethin'.
853
00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:25,578
(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)
854
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:29,999
(PLAYS OVER RADIO) Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
855
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:33,086
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive...
856
00:44:37,966 --> 00:44:41,219
(LAUGHS)
857
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,887
What's so funny?
858
00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:45,223
"Hi, Dad" Soup.
859
00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:46,599
Huh?
860
00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:49,352
Don't tell me you don't remember
"Hi, Dad" Soup!
861
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:52,939
Oh, come on. Sure you do.
862
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:56,984
You used to spell things out
using the letters, like, uh, "Hi, Dad,"
863
00:44:57,152 --> 00:44:58,945
-Or Maxie, or...
-Ambidextrous?
864
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:00,613
Yeah! That's... Huh?
865
00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:03,074
No! Little words like...
866
00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:05,493
-Hasta la vista?
-Like "Bye-bye."
867
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:09,247
-Or "I pledge allegiance"...
-Ayuk-ayuk. Or "I love you."
868
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,796
Is, uh... is it soup yet?
869
00:45:17,005 --> 00:45:18,548
Oh, oh. I almost forgot.
870
00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:21,926
Whoa! Where'd you learn to do that?
871
00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:25,638
Your granddad taught me that
when we went to Yosemite.
872
00:45:26,306 --> 00:45:27,974
You two did a lot together, huh?
873
00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:29,434
Yep.
874
00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:33,771
-Max, you and I...
-Dad, I'm sorry...
875
00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:37,191
Um, um...
how's the soup?
876
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:40,528
Not bad. Um, not... Ahem.
877
00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:45,324
-What?
-N-nothin'.
878
00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:48,411
(BIGFOOT SNARLS AND GRUNTS)
879
00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:56,127
Well, we might as well
get some shuteye.
880
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,379
I don't think we're goin'
anywhere tonight.
881
00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:21,110
Hi, Maxie.
882
00:46:22,988 --> 00:46:27,033
(BIGFOOT GROANS, SUCK THUMB)
883
00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:30,077
(SNORING)
884
00:46:32,164 --> 00:46:34,582
(LOUD SNORING)
885
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,503
(SNORING)
886
00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:47,220
(SNORING CONTINUES)
887
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,024
"Dear Roxanne,
888
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,235
"I couldn't sleep...
889
00:47:02,986 --> 00:47:05,488
"so I thought I'd drop you a line.
890
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,950
"Dad and I are having a great time!
We're only days away from L.A.
891
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:12,203
"and I can hardly wait
for the big concert."
892
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:14,914
(GOOFY YAWNS)
893
00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:18,042
More "Hi, Dad" Soup, please.
894
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:23,881
(SIGHS)
895
00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:28,678
"Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied,
896
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,430
"but I'm not really going
to the Powerline concert.
897
00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:34,934
"You may never want
to see me again... "
898
00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:36,561
Oh, man.
899
00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:38,980
I'm dead no matter what I do!
900
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:12,722
(SNORING CONTINUES)
901
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,025
(PENCIL SNAPS)
902
00:48:28,363 --> 00:48:30,615
(GOOFY YAWNS)
903
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:40,291
How many cups of sugar
does it take to get to the moon?
904
00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:43,878
Ah... three and a half?
905
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:46,839
(GOOFY SNORES)
906
00:49:07,986 --> 00:49:12,073
(COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS)
907
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,119
(BELL RINGS)
908
00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:20,373
-Pickup!
-Hold your horses.
909
00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:27,046
-Short stack?
-Right here.
910
00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:28,756
Here you go, hun. Eggs?
911
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,967
Eggs?
912
00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:33,302
-Eggs!
-Oh, yeah, yeah. Right here. Sorry.
913
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:35,346
Here you go, cutie.
914
00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:56,867
-Max, I think we need to talk about this.
-Huh?
915
00:49:57,035 --> 00:50:00,788
Seems to me you need to start
taking some responsibility around here.
916
00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:04,875
Excuse me. Can I have
your attention, please?
917
00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:06,377
(GOOFY CLEARS THROAT)
918
00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:10,715
I, Goofy, hereby dub my son
Maximilian...
919
00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:16,012
Official Navigator and Head "Which-Wayer"
of this here road trip.
920
00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:18,764
-Isn't that nice?
-Hee-haw!
921
00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:20,391
Seriously?
922
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:23,310
GOOFY: I'm not even lookin'
at the map any more.
923
00:50:23,478 --> 00:50:27,106
As a matter of fact, you can pick all
the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
924
00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:29,775
I trust you wholeheartedly, son.
925
00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:32,862
To the open road!
926
00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:36,115
To the... open road!
927
00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:47,043
Wha-hoo! Wha-hoo!
928
00:50:52,257 --> 00:50:53,215
(TIRE BURSTS)
929
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:55,968
-Ooh!
-Ow!
930
00:50:58,263 --> 00:51:00,848
-Ya-hoo!
-Woo-hoo!
931
00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:03,559
-(MAX CHEERS)
-(GOOFY GULPS)
932
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:13,903
(CROWD CHEERS)
933
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,411
Oh boy!
934
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:39,512
(BOTH WHISTLE)
935
00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:45,684
-(MAX GRUNTS)
-Whoa!
936
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:52,858
(CAMERA CLICKS)
937
00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:54,485
(BATS SQUEAKING)
938
00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:56,237
(MAX AND GOOFY SCREAM)
939
00:51:58,198 --> 00:52:01,158
-(CROWD CHEERS)
-Oo-oo-waah!
940
00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:07,331
-Wah-ha-hoo!
-Oof!
941
00:52:17,008 --> 00:52:17,967
(CRASHING)
942
00:52:24,099 --> 00:52:25,307
Gosh!
943
00:52:27,018 --> 00:52:28,310
MAX:
Whoa-ho-ho!
944
00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:31,814
-Check out the bed!
-(WATER SLOSHING)
945
00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,607
Check out the dresser!
946
00:52:33,775 --> 00:52:34,692
Coral!
947
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:36,735
Nice lamp.
948
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,364
-Classy choice there, Navigator.
-(POUNDING ON DOOR)
949
00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:41,991
-MALE VOICE: This is the police!
-Huh?
950
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:46,036
We've got the place surrounded, see?
You Goofs come out with your hands up.
951
00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:47,830
(IMITATING MACHINE GUN FIRE)
952
00:52:47,914 --> 00:52:49,582
(LAUGHS)
953
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:52,168
You should've seen the look on your face!
954
00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:53,252
(PETE LAUGHS)
955
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:56,338
-Ayuk! You really had him fooled, Pete!
-Me?
956
00:52:56,631 --> 00:52:58,299
You jumped outta your skin!
957
00:52:58,466 --> 00:53:01,218
-I was just pretendin' for your sake.
-All right, sure!
958
00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:03,637
-GOOFY: Did too!
-MAX: Did not!
959
00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:05,264
Oh, ain't this sweet?
960
00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:06,891
(PETE LAUGHS)
961
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,977
Don't let him fool you with that
buddy-buddy act now.
962
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,188
Under your thumb!
963
00:53:12,647 --> 00:53:16,567
So... since we're all bein'
palsy-walsy here,
964
00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:18,944
-how 'bout lettin' me hook up the RV?
-Well...
965
00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:22,281
Oh, it's just a tiny extension cord.
You'll hardly even notice it.
966
00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:24,617
-Okay.
-Great! P.J.!
967
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:27,286
(P.J. GRUNTS)
968
00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:33,751
Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza?
This might take a while.
969
00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:39,632
-No, I mean it... Ahh!
-Here you go, kids.
970
00:53:39,799 --> 00:53:41,508
I'm gonna check out the hot tub.
971
00:53:41,676 --> 00:53:43,344
-Okay, sir.
-All right.
972
00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:45,554
I can't believe you, man.
973
00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:48,682
Whatever made you think your dad
would fall for a stupid idea like that?
974
00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:51,518
-It wasn't stupid!
-Come on! It was really stupid.
975
00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,562
P.J.: Changing the map?
976
00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:57,441
MAX: I didn't know what I was doin',
all right? I-I was panicked.
977
00:53:58,068 --> 00:53:59,485
(HOT TUB BUBBLING)
978
00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,072
Oof-oof-oof.
979
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,783
Oh-oh-ah-ah!
980
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,535
Ah!
981
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:18,837
Taking a break from
the MTV generation, huh?
982
00:54:19,172 --> 00:54:20,631
Can't say I blame ya.
983
00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:22,216
(SPLASH)
984
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:25,302
People are always puttin'
too much water in these things.
985
00:54:25,971 --> 00:54:27,012
So, um...
986
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:30,808
you and your son seem to be, uh,
gettin' along just hunky-dory, huh?
987
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:33,143
Yeah, it's been great!
988
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:36,480
You know, it's funny, but none
of your techniques worked for me.
989
00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:38,857
The harder I tried, the worse it got.
990
00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:42,778
-Once I eased up, things just clicked!
-Oh, that's swell.
991
00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:46,198
So, there's no problems then, huh?
992
00:54:46,574 --> 00:54:48,200
Not a one!
993
00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:51,996
That's, uh...
(SIGHS)
994
00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:55,958
I just hate to be the bearer
of bad news, but uh...
995
00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:57,668
What is it, Pete?
996
00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:02,006
-Your kid's dupin' ya.
-What do you mean?
997
00:55:02,173 --> 00:55:05,342
Well, I heard the little mutant tellin'
P.J. that he changed the map,
998
00:55:05,510 --> 00:55:08,095
so you're headin' straight to L.A., pal.
999
00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:11,640
-What?
-Oh, you tried, Goof.
1000
00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:14,435
He's just a bad kid, that's all.
1001
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,603
I don't believe you.
1002
00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:19,315
-What?
-I don't believe ya, Pete!
1003
00:55:19,607 --> 00:55:22,693
Well, hey, don't take my word for it.
Check your map.
1004
00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:24,945
I don't need to check the map.
1005
00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:26,655
I trust my son.
1006
00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:31,660
You know, maybe Max isn't all the things
that you think a son should be.
1007
00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:34,038
But... he loves me.
1008
00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:36,540
Hey, my son respects me!
1009
00:55:37,792 --> 00:55:39,043
Yeah.
1010
00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:43,088
Check the map, Goof!
1011
00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:55,601
(CAR DOOR OPENS)
1012
00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:19,875
Hi, Dad.
1013
00:56:22,128 --> 00:56:24,505
Sorry about the mess.
I-I'll clean it up.
1014
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,551
(WATER SLOSHES)
1015
00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,852
-Me think I better go.
-See ya, Peej.
1016
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,980
-P.J.: Don't forget... Powerline!
-MAX: Shh!
1017
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:21,186
Well, here you go, Navigator.
1018
00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:25,315
Just follow my route on the map, son.
1019
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,527
Okay.
1020
00:57:29,362 --> 00:57:31,196
Um, huh...
1021
00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:34,616
Here comes our junction.
1022
00:57:38,163 --> 00:57:40,706
Okay, Max, now this is it.
Left or right?
1023
00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:42,416
Uh...
1024
00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:46,462
Come on, Max!
1025
00:57:46,754 --> 00:57:48,672
Uh, left!
1026
00:57:57,098 --> 00:57:58,849
(SIGH OF RELIEF)
1027
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:04,271
Uh... how 'bout a song, Dad?
1028
00:58:06,357 --> 00:58:07,774
Uh... a game?
1029
00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,860
A game. Yeah!
Yeah, a game. Okay.
1030
00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:11,695
Uh... a man or woman?
1031
00:58:13,531 --> 00:58:15,782
A man? Man, okay.
Uh... Walt Disney!
1032
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:17,910
(CAR SCREECHES TO A HALT)
1033
00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:21,371
(GOOFY GRUNTS)
1034
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,632
(SIGHS)
1035
00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:42,976
Dad...
1036
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:45,103
Listen, about my directions...
1037
00:58:45,438 --> 00:58:48,273
Will you listen to me?
I gotta tell you somethin', Dad.
1038
00:58:48,441 --> 00:58:52,236
Why bother? I'm probably too stupid
to understand anyway.
1039
00:58:52,403 --> 00:58:53,529
Right?
1040
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:56,114
Ah, forget it.
1041
00:59:11,464 --> 00:59:12,881
H-H-Hey, the car!
1042
00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:15,509
-What? Now you want to drive, too?
-No, Dad.
1043
00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:17,302
The car! Look!
1044
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,179
The car!
1045
00:59:20,598 --> 00:59:21,807
(METAL SCREECHING)
1046
00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:24,643
What'd you do now, Max?
1047
00:59:24,727 --> 00:59:26,603
I didn't do anything, Dad.
I only touched it.
1048
00:59:28,898 --> 00:59:31,191
W-W-Whoa!
1049
00:59:36,781 --> 00:59:37,906
You locked it!
1050
00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:41,076
I locked it? It's your door.
You locked it.
1051
00:59:41,327 --> 00:59:42,536
Well, you distracted me.
1052
00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:43,870
Whoa!
1053
00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:46,790
-You should've put the brake on.
-(METAL SCREECHING)
1054
00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,584
Why don't you just put it on yourself?
1055
00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:52,004
See? You ruin everything.
1056
00:59:52,297 --> 00:59:54,006
(CLANKING)
1057
00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:57,301
W-well, y-you r-ruined the vacation.
1058
00:59:57,677 --> 01:00:00,178
-MAX: I ruined it?
-(CRASHING)
1059
01:00:00,346 --> 01:00:02,806
-(CRASHING CONTINUES)
-I never... wanted to go...
1060
01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:04,474
on this stupid...
1061
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:07,102
vacation!
1062
01:00:16,904 --> 01:00:18,572
Ah! Ah!
1063
01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:21,783
-Now look where you've got us, Dad!
-Where I got us?
1064
01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:24,119
-You should've let me stay at home.
-Why?
1065
01:00:24,912 --> 01:00:26,371
So you'd end up in prison?
1066
01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:29,499
Prison? What are you talkin' about?
1067
01:00:29,834 --> 01:00:32,836
-Your principal called me.
-It's not what you think.
1068
01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:34,921
-You even lied to me!
-(CRASH)
1069
01:00:35,089 --> 01:00:37,215
I had to! You were ruining my life.
1070
01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:40,761
I was only tryin'
to take my boy fishin', okay?
1071
01:00:40,845 --> 01:00:43,639
I'm not your little boy any more, Dad!
1072
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,223
I've grown up.
1073
01:00:45,391 --> 01:00:46,850
I've got my own life now.
1074
01:00:47,101 --> 01:00:48,393
I know that!
1075
01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,896
I just wanted to be part of it.
1076
01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:55,859
You're my son, Max.
1077
01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:57,986
No matter how big you get,
1078
01:00:58,196 --> 01:01:00,489
you'll always be my son.
1079
01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:22,678
(SPLASH)
1080
01:01:45,284 --> 01:01:47,077
(SONG BEGINS)
1081
01:01:50,123 --> 01:01:53,959
MAX: (SINGS) There are times you drive me
Shall we say, bananas
1082
01:01:54,752 --> 01:01:58,463
And your mind is missin'
No offense, a screw
1083
01:01:58,631 --> 01:01:59,548
None taken.
1084
01:01:59,632 --> 01:02:02,092
Still, whatever mess I land in
1085
01:02:02,343 --> 01:02:04,970
Who is always understandin'?
1086
01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:08,473
Nobody else but you
1087
01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:14,563
Oh, your moodiness is
Now and then bewilderin'
1088
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:17,774
And your values may be
So to speak, askew
1089
01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:19,109
-Gesundheit.
-Thanks.
1090
01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:22,154
Who deserves a hero's trophy
1091
01:02:22,321 --> 01:02:24,364
As we face each catastro-phee?
1092
01:02:24,615 --> 01:02:28,785
Nobody else but you
1093
01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:34,124
MAX AND GOOFY: (SINGING)
Nobody else but you
1094
01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:36,126
It's just our luck
1095
01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:39,379
We're stuck together
1096
01:02:39,505 --> 01:02:43,550
Nobody else but you
1097
01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:49,097
It's crazy enough to believe
We'll come through
1098
01:02:50,975 --> 01:02:55,020
So your jokes are all
Let's face it, prehistoric
1099
01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:59,441
And your music sounds
Like monkeys in a zoo
1100
01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:03,445
But when life becomes distressin'
1101
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,822
Who will I be SOS-in'?
1102
01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:08,200
If you're havin' trouble guessing
1103
01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:10,035
Here's a clue
1104
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,996
Though he seems intoxicated
1105
01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:15,749
He's just highly animated
1106
01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,585
And he's nobody else but
1107
01:03:18,961 --> 01:03:22,631
Nobody else but you
1108
01:03:23,424 --> 01:03:25,509
We've turned into
1109
01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:28,428
A true-blue duo
1110
01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:32,641
Hard times, we've had a few
1111
01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:34,893
Like we're thrown in the drink
1112
01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:37,270
Like we're tossed out of town
1113
01:03:37,563 --> 01:03:39,773
But when I start to sink
1114
01:03:40,024 --> 01:03:42,818
Hey, I'd rather go down
1115
01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,903
With nobody else
1116
01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:50,450
But Y-O-U
1117
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,410
-(KISSES)
-Aw, Dad!
1118
01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:53,870
(SONG ENDS)
1119
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:59,751
MAX: Anyway, I figure she's never
gonna want to talk to me again,
1120
01:03:59,877 --> 01:04:01,878
much less go out with me.
1121
01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:04,923
-What a dumb lie, huh?
-What do you know?
1122
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:07,801
My Maxie... in love.
1123
01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:10,345
Gosh, you're really growin' up.
1124
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:14,850
It happened so fast...
I guess I sort of missed it.
1125
01:04:16,561 --> 01:04:19,271
Well, I think the only thing
for us to do now
1126
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:21,940
is to get you up onstage
with this Powerline feller.
1127
01:04:22,149 --> 01:04:25,193
(MAX CHUCKLES)
Uh, how are we gonna do that?
1128
01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:28,488
-Well, you just leave that up to me.
-No, Dad, really,
1129
01:04:28,739 --> 01:04:30,907
I-I think we should just,
you know, forget it.
1130
01:04:31,075 --> 01:04:34,828
Now how come you always think I'm gonna
lead you into some sort of calamity?
1131
01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:36,454
Uh, uh, Dad? Dad?
1132
01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:39,124
-What's wrong now?
-Look!
1133
01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:40,834
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1134
01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,753
Ayuk! A waterfall.
1135
01:04:44,463 --> 01:04:45,672
Waterfall!
1136
01:04:45,923 --> 01:04:48,049
(BOTH GASP)
1137
01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:53,263
(BOTH YELL)
1138
01:04:56,058 --> 01:04:57,684
Dad!
1139
01:04:58,102 --> 01:04:59,185
Max!
1140
01:05:04,066 --> 01:05:06,985
(GRUNTS, COUGHS)
1141
01:05:14,493 --> 01:05:16,453
Grab ahold, Max!
1142
01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:17,913
(GRUNTS)
1143
01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:23,585
-No!
-(GASPS)
1144
01:05:23,836 --> 01:05:25,587
No! Ah!
(GASPS)
1145
01:05:28,841 --> 01:05:29,758
(GRUNTS)
1146
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:31,593
Whoa!
1147
01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:34,179
(GASPS IN FEAR)
1148
01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:37,974
(CRIES OUT)
1149
01:05:38,643 --> 01:05:41,227
Aaaaaaaaaah!
1150
01:05:44,982 --> 01:05:45,982
Dad!
1151
01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:47,984
(GRUNTS)
1152
01:05:58,245 --> 01:05:59,454
Aaaaaaah!
1153
01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:03,208
Ten o'clock, two o'clock,
quarter to three. Tourjeté.
1154
01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:04,876
Twist.
I'm a little teapot
1155
01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:05,919
Let her fly!
1156
01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:08,004
(GOOFY SCREAMS)
1157
01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,261
Huh? (GRUNTS)
1158
01:06:15,429 --> 01:06:17,472
Aaah! Aah! Aah!
1159
01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:19,099
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1160
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:24,020
(RELIEVED CHUCKLE)
1161
01:06:34,073 --> 01:06:35,365
(RELIEVED SIGH)
1162
01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:37,450
The perfect cast.
1163
01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,470
Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
1164
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,472
And it's not over yet!
1165
01:07:05,604 --> 01:07:07,939
-(RIOTOUS CHEERING)
-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
1166
01:07:12,653 --> 01:07:13,820
(THUDS)
1167
01:07:19,076 --> 01:07:19,951
-(WHISPERS) Dad.
-(SONG BEGINS)
1168
01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:22,912
Oof. We made it!
1169
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,206
Come on, Max.
Let's get you onstage.
1170
01:07:25,332 --> 01:07:26,958
Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
1171
01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:29,753
(SINGING) Yeah, yeah
1172
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:31,546
Oh, then again...
1173
01:07:32,089 --> 01:07:34,174
Dad? Dad!
1174
01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:37,469
POWERLINE: (SINGING) Hey Yeah
1175
01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:42,265
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
1176
01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:44,559
(SINGS) I got myself a notion
1177
01:07:44,935 --> 01:07:46,102
(CROWD CHEERS)
1178
01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:49,272
One I know that you'll understand
1179
01:07:49,356 --> 01:07:52,317
We set the world in motion
1180
01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:56,863
By reaching out for each other's hand
1181
01:07:56,989 --> 01:07:58,823
-Dad?
-Maybe we'll discover
1182
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:01,493
What we should have known all along
1183
01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:04,287
-What are you doin' here? Hey!
-Yeah
1184
01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:06,998
-One way or another
-Max? Max?
1185
01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:09,334
-Together's where we both belong
-(SCREAMS)
1186
01:08:09,418 --> 01:08:13,630
If we listen to each other's heart
1187
01:08:13,714 --> 01:08:16,549
We'll find we're never too far apart
1188
01:08:16,801 --> 01:08:20,386
And maybe love is the reason why
1189
01:08:20,721 --> 01:08:22,639
For the first time ever
1190
01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:25,141
We're seein' it I-2-I
1191
01:08:25,309 --> 01:08:27,102
That Goof kid ain't there.
1192
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:30,063
Don't worry, he'll be there.
1193
01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:33,900
-Seein' it I-2-I
-(GRUNTS)
1194
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:36,194
Seein' it I-2-I
1195
01:08:36,570 --> 01:08:38,446
Excuse me. Uh...
1196
01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:40,949
Seein' it I-2-I
1197
01:08:41,242 --> 01:08:43,368
-I think we're seein' it
-Max?
1198
01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:45,537
Yeow-ee! Yeow-ee!
1199
01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,664
(YOWLS)
1200
01:08:51,043 --> 01:08:52,043
Hey, Dad. Dad!
1201
01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:53,753
Do the perfect cast!
1202
01:08:56,507 --> 01:08:57,882
(CROWD CHEERS)
1203
01:09:00,886 --> 01:09:02,846
If you're ever lonely
1204
01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:06,057
Stop, you don't have to be
1205
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:09,018
Whoa! Whoaaa!
1206
01:09:09,186 --> 01:09:11,688
After all, it's only a beat away
1207
01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:14,399
From you to me
1208
01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:17,610
-Take a look inside to see
-Yeah
1209
01:09:17,778 --> 01:09:21,865
If we listen to each other's heart
1210
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:26,411
Yeah! Max is on the tube!
That's Max. I know him...
1211
01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:28,872
And maybe love is the reason why
1212
01:09:28,956 --> 01:09:32,000
For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-I
1213
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:34,335
-He did it!
-(CHOKES, COUGHS)
1214
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:37,213
Seein' it I-2-I
1215
01:09:37,298 --> 01:09:39,465
Seein' it I-2-I, baby
1216
01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:45,805
-WOMAN: For the first time
-For the first time
1217
01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:50,935
-Seein' it, seein' it, baby
-Yeah!
1218
01:09:51,103 --> 01:09:53,771
-Yeah, yeah
-(LAUGHS)
1219
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:56,816
For the first time ever
Yeah, yeah, yeah
1220
01:09:56,984 --> 01:09:58,276
Come on, baby
1221
01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:01,905
-I-2-I
-I-2-I
1222
01:10:02,156 --> 01:10:05,700
I-2-I
1223
01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:09,537
Yeah, I-2-I
1224
01:10:09,705 --> 01:10:12,916
(CROWD CHEERS)
1225
01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:15,460
(CAR ENGINE SPUTTERS)
1226
01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:19,339
(CAR BACKFIRES)
1227
01:10:19,548 --> 01:10:20,465
(CLANGS)
1228
01:10:22,259 --> 01:10:24,093
You're doin' the right thing, son.
1229
01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:25,637
Yeah, I know.
1230
01:10:26,096 --> 01:10:28,556
But she'll probably
never talk to me again.
1231
01:10:28,849 --> 01:10:30,558
Well, if she doesn't...
1232
01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:33,436
maybe she's just not the one for you.
1233
01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:37,357
That's what I'm afraid of.
1234
01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:51,246
(DEEP SIGH)
1235
01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:54,457
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1236
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,167
(DOOR OPENS)
1237
01:10:56,418 --> 01:10:58,628
(GROWLS)
1238
01:10:59,004 --> 01:11:00,797
Ah, hi! Remember me?
1239
01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:03,174
-(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
-ROXANNE: Daddy!
1240
01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:06,219
Max, I saw you on TV.
1241
01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:07,428
You were great!
1242
01:11:07,596 --> 01:11:10,556
Yeah? I mean, no, no.
1243
01:11:10,808 --> 01:11:12,308
I mean, uh...
1244
01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:16,521
Roxanne, I lied to you.
I don't even know Powerline.
1245
01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:19,774
What are you talking about?
A billion people saw you dance with him.
1246
01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:21,442
Yeah, well...
1247
01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:25,488
I never met him before...
the concert, that is.
1248
01:11:26,615 --> 01:11:29,492
You mean that story
about Powerline and your dad...
1249
01:11:31,745 --> 01:11:33,705
Why would you make up something like that?
1250
01:11:33,872 --> 01:11:34,914
I don't know.
1251
01:11:35,207 --> 01:11:38,042
I guess I just...
wanted you to like me.
1252
01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:41,170
I already liked you, Max.
1253
01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:45,925
From the very first time
I heard you laugh.
1254
01:11:46,218 --> 01:11:47,510
"Ayuk." (CHUCKLES)
1255
01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:51,389
So, you wanna do something tonight?
1256
01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:54,183
Definitely! Oh! Oh, no, I can't. I can't.
1257
01:11:54,351 --> 01:11:55,435
What?
1258
01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:58,354
Well, I'm kinda doin'
somethin' with my dad.
1259
01:11:59,189 --> 01:12:00,148
Honest!
1260
01:12:00,566 --> 01:12:02,900
-How 'bout tomorrow?
-Deal.
1261
01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:06,779
(GIGGLES)
1262
01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:09,324
Ayuk! Ha-ha-ha-ha-yuk!
1263
01:12:11,118 --> 01:12:12,118
(CHUCKLES)
1264
01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:14,454
(CLANKING)
1265
01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:17,290
(GOOFY HUMS)
1266
01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:23,463
(LOUD EXPLOSION)
1267
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,842
-(WHISTLING)
-Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee!
1268
01:12:28,302 --> 01:12:30,261
(LOUD CRASH)
1269
01:12:34,308 --> 01:12:36,100
(CHUCKLES)
1270
01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:40,646
Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
1271
01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:43,441
Enchanté, mademoiselle.
1272
01:12:44,318 --> 01:12:46,486
(ALL LAUGH)
1273
01:12:54,828 --> 01:12:56,496
(SONG BEGINS)
1274
01:13:09,009 --> 01:13:11,344
Yeah, yeah
1275
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:18,684
Yeah, yeah, yeah
1276
01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:27,860
I got myself a notion
1277
01:13:28,028 --> 01:13:31,447
And one I know that you'll understand
1278
01:13:31,615 --> 01:13:35,118
We'll set the world in motion
1279
01:13:35,285 --> 01:13:38,955
By reaching out for each other's hand
1280
01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:40,915
Maybe we'll discover
1281
01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:44,335
What we should have known all along
1282
01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:46,295
Yeah
1283
01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:51,259
One way or another
Together's where we both belong
1284
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:55,513
If we listen to each other's heart
1285
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:58,641
We'll find we're never too far apart
1286
01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:02,645
And maybe love is the reason why
1287
01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:07,942
For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-I
1288
01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:25,001
If a wall should come between us
1289
01:14:25,169 --> 01:14:28,629
Too high to climb
Too hard to break through
1290
01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:32,341
I know that love will lead us
1291
01:14:32,509 --> 01:14:36,179
And find a way to bring me to you
1292
01:14:36,346 --> 01:14:38,222
So don't be in a hurry
1293
01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:41,517
Think before you count us out
1294
01:14:41,685 --> 01:14:45,521
Oh, you don't have to worry
1295
01:14:45,689 --> 01:14:50,359
-I will never let you down
-Nothin's gonna stop us now
1296
01:14:50,527 --> 01:14:54,489
If we listen to each other's heart
1297
01:14:54,656 --> 01:14:57,700
We'll find we're never too far apart
1298
01:14:57,868 --> 01:15:01,787
And maybe love is the reason why
1299
01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:06,042
For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-I
1300
01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:08,961
Yes, we're seein' it I-2-I
1301
01:15:09,129 --> 01:15:11,464
Yes, we are
1302
01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:22,058
Seein' it I-2-I
1303
01:15:22,226 --> 01:15:26,145
I guess we're seein' it I-2-I, yeah
1304
01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:27,438
I-2-I
1305
01:15:41,954 --> 01:15:45,248
If you're ever lonely, stop
1306
01:15:45,415 --> 01:15:47,542
You don't have to be
1307
01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:54,215
After all it's only
A beat away from you to me
1308
01:15:54,299 --> 01:15:58,636
Take a look inside to see, yeah
1309
01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:02,765
If we listen to each other's heart
1310
01:16:02,933 --> 01:16:06,018
We'll find we're never too far apart
1311
01:16:06,186 --> 01:16:09,981
And maybe love is the reason why
1312
01:16:10,148 --> 01:16:15,987
For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-I
1313
01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:32,295
If we listen to each other's heart
1314
01:16:32,462 --> 01:16:35,464
We'll find we're never too far apart
1315
01:16:35,632 --> 01:16:39,468
And maybe love is the reason why
1316
01:16:39,636 --> 01:16:45,391
For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-I
1317
01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:47,435
Seein' it I-2-I
1318
01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:50,521
Seein' it I-2-I, baby
1319
01:16:50,731 --> 01:16:56,611
For the first time
1320
01:16:58,322 --> 01:17:00,531
Seein' it, seein' it, baby
1321
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:03,826
Seein' it I-2-I, yeah
1322
01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:07,413
For the first time ever
Yeah, yeah, yeah
1323
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:11,292
Seein' it, baby, we're seein' it I-2-I
1324
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:14,837
I-2-I, yeah
1325
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:18,341
Come on, baby, I-2-I
1326
01:17:18,508 --> 01:17:22,261
I-2-I, I-2-I
1327
01:17:22,429 --> 01:17:27,683
Yeah, I-2-I
1328
01:17:27,851 --> 01:17:30,436
GOOFY:
Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee!