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Oh my! Star Trek thread it is. Everyone knows Enterprise = not that great. But that last little montage at the end? Priceless.
protip: all the replicated food is made out of poopenterprise technical manuals says so
Broccoli supports this thread
>>302251398protip: In the future, no one cares.
420chan got a whole board for thisalso would love me one of these
"I am Lolutus... of /b/. Resistance... is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service... us.
star trek is my fav
>>302251398
what genius decided to run the plasma conduits 1 cm behind the panel where people sit so that every time you hit a space bump the damn thing explodes in your face
>>302251123nice recall
I like cameltoe
ATTENTION CREW: we are about to take evasive manouvers including sharp turns to the right and left. Please be prepared to jerk your body side to side to counteract this effect.
>>302252108That was more TOS
Gangsta.
here is the child porn you requested.
>>302251524let me outta here i'm a real person damnit
>>302252290nice
>>302251406i wonder if broccoli still has moriarty's reality cube sitting on his desk somewhere
>>302251398no... containers for supplies are made from poop. The rest is made from energy.
>>302252700the energy is made from poop
>>302251524If i had a real working holodeck. I would make me lots and lots of loli to play sexual games with. Since it provides relief, It would be used as a medical aid for pedos.
>>302252836so what is fertilizer made of?
>>302252983energy
>>302252700Whatever they no longer need (food leftovers, human waste, garbage, dirty dishes) is sent to matter reclamation, broken down (through fission) into hydrogen atoms, and then reconstructed as needed (through fusion) into more complex atoms, molecules, structures, etc. Everything comes from everything.
>>302252975actually no, pedos are like to think, there is no limit to their retardation so if supplied with holodecks they would starve to death in it.
>>302253088you dont happen to understand nuclear physics very well do you?
LETS SING A CLIMBING SONGFrère Jacques, frère Jacques,Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong.
>>302253088>>302253088>>302253088>>302253088>virgin spotted
>>302253202I would argue that the technical consultants are choosing to ignore basic principles, since that is exactly the way their replicator process is explained.
>>302253183you must be speaking for yourself, because this pedo is able to live and eat just fine. Not retarded like you.
star treck taught me lotsa stuff about many things
>>302253202you dont understand star trek very well
>>302253416I guess not. I haven't been in the basement that long.
>>302253416
>>302253378nigger please - don't make me call security
>>302253088But the replicators work by assembling mass through energy conversion, similar to a transporter but without any matter input, aren't reclamators set up to do the same? It would be enormously inefficient to produce the energy needed to beat the nuclii from helium to form hydrogen for example, when one could just convert the matter to energy directly
Voyager used to PISS ME OFF so bad, because EPIC stuff would happen- loss, damage, tragedy, and some fucking how at the end of the episode (or two-parter or whatever) it would all be fixed back. That horrible, scary quadrant of space wasn't.
Speak of the devil I'm watching season 1 of tng right now
I watch DS9 for the plot.
>>302253679do they don't, your a fucking lying neckbeard virgin, you need to go an hero yourself with a phaser.
>>302253604>>302253561you<--?
>>302252579do you think he's still flying that shuttlecraft around in there
aww yeah
>>302253748conspiracy is the best ep from season 1
>>302253826No he's dead. Destroyed in Generations.
>>302253860 Season one is average I'm watching one now with some black blob thing that turns into some weird half goo half human thing. I'm hoping season 2 gets better
Yep
MOTHERFUCKING TRIBBLES
>>302253760I watch DS9 for the tailor
>>302253996the chick who played yarr gets the best episodes because of that black blob epthe best ones are the time travel eps
what do i have to do to get a synthehol around here
Enterprise was highly underrated IMO.Scott Bakula did an exelent job with Captain Archer.
>>302253705it wasn't _that_ bad, no the epicness of the TNG ending but not that really empty feeling of ENTWhat really pissed me off was the time travel part, I didn't need to see that.
>>302254084watch for the tailors hot cardajoran piece of asstoo bad she diestrue though hes the best character on ds9
>>302254213Where am i now?
>>302254084I'm not a tailor. Not for the moment, anyway.
>>302254213Enterprise was the best of the series so far.
>>302254362well ziggy says... oh your not going to belive this
>>302253705they meet the borg way too late in voyager
>>302254213Totally agreed. CBS/Viacom dropped the ball in canceling it, it was just getting really good.
>>302254320requesting higher res version of this image.
Can I get anyone a drink?
motherfucking ferengia bane on ds9 except nog/rom after they join starfleet/bajorans
damn I've watched the entire TNG series, but now I can't remember what happened to broccoli. What did happen to him ? after he teleported the spaceship 30k lightyears away etc.
>>302254581FINALLY!!! YES!!! Gimme a synthehol and a romulan ale
It's agreed that the City on the Edge of Forever was the best episode ever, right?
>>302254664theyre built up to be monsters in the very first episode then along comes a walking slapstick dipshit that keeps saying humon
is it dumb that i want my operating system to work like the TNG lcars interface?
I'm watching DS9 right now... Season 6 is so fuckin good
>>302254757romulan ale is illegal nig
animooted
www.youtube.com/user/gazorra#p/u/23/kcRg2RiLKzo
>>302254840id like to have a tablet with an lcars theme
The thing with Enterprise was, it want very original, it relied to much on reset episodes, and was getting kinda old.But having said that some of the episodes were amazing.A good typical example was the episode "twilight (not vampire faggots). A typical save earth reset episode, but the episode in it own right was awesome due to simply being so well done, especially if you had followed the story up to the episode and were attached to the characters.Pretty much summed up te entire series for me. Strengths and weaknesses.I mean just watch the into, its fucking awesome.
best episodes would be first contact, yesterdays enterprise, cause and effect, and I, Borg
Tea! Earl Grey! HOT!
>>302254948Guinan has a stash
>>302254789Sorry. It's The Visitor.
>>302255028>I have that on my jailbroken iPadujelly?
next gen always dealt with social, ethical, and philosophical issues, which really suited patrick stewarts shakespearean style.you could pretty much imagine most of the episodes on an18th century man-of-war with foreign powers instead of aliens.infact i'd love to see a reunion episode like that.
>>302255260problem was it ruined continuityborg, romulans and i think ferengi were in there somewherefirst contact with each were centuries into the future
>>302255282How do you make tea?
>>302251730same guys who put a sewage treatment facility in the middle of a recreation zone - civil engineers!
season 3 of tng is where it picks up
>>302254757Don't listen to that creature, she is an Imp!
>>302255415nothing made by apple can make me jelly
>>302255469The borg came from what happened in "first contact" when they go back in time and during Enterprise theyre never actually known as "borg".But yeah i see your point.
>>302255558You don't make it yourself. You command the food replicator to do it for you.
>>302255697>usojelly
>>302254581A glass of kanar if you please.Now that we have that dear anons, as the earlier poster was saying I'm not a tailor. Not for the moment, but I'm no spy either. Why would I do such a thing on this remote outpost of a board?Is it because you lack some excitement in your personal or professional lives? If so then you could conjure up any idea of what I am for your amusement.As I sit here enjoying this delightful glass of kanar the young lady brought me I've noticed something about you. Chances are you're reading this in my voice and that's fine.However don't get pulled into the fantasy that I'm a spy, or a tailor, or anything other than plain simple Garak.
>>302255865That doesn't sound right at all. Mind if I take a sample of your blood, "Garak"?
>>302253996>>302254213>>302255422I liked Enterprise. Not so much as a serious part of Star Trek (Which for me is only TNG and DS9)...but it was just fun.Original was cool as shit, but I like it in the same way as Enterprise, just for fun. The other series was shit.There are some really really great eps in season 3 and beyond for TNG, sooo fucking good sometimes.
I liked Enterprise except for the f**k awful intro music. Star trek without an orchestra is just wrong. I think that was why it was canceled...
>>302256134enterprise is ok as long as you ignore the fact its star trek
>Bashir acts in a manner held back by general human limitations, even under threat of death>It's revealed he is genetically engineered>Uses the fact the secrets out to win darts and predict defeat.Honestly? He coulda saved their asses so much quicker, but he wanted to keep it secret? What good's a secret when your dead? Then he uses it for darts. And I believe it's rarely referenced ever again.Firefly was better.
We are the borg. This thread will be assimilated. Your copy-pasted humor- and random-related distinctiveness will be added to our own. OP is a faggot.
>>302256180tng had the best of all of thembut startgate sg-1 intro absolutely shits on them
>>302256260he escaped death several times where he shouldnt have though
wallpaper incoming
>>302256197Yeah, you're right. It's just decent scifi for tv.
>>302255260Man ive started watching the episode now, this bit actually makes me feel sad. " target="_blank">
>>302255865>>302255865>>302255865I'm currently watching through all DS9 right now, I not only read that in his voice, but all his mannerisms and nuances too:)
>>302256431thank you fucking much veryi want you to suck my dick this wallpaper is so good
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True, TNG was the best, I was actually a bit miffed that they did not have it in the Star Trek movie, only spocks voiceover...
>>302256710...
>>302253852must not fap...
>>302256842i hope they do a reboot show and allow meeting borg, q, and other aliens earlier because of nero.not the ferengi though
ok enterprise is not so bad, ive been watching it on hulu...its like all of the treks, it grows on you after a while..also thanks for the pic of asian girl from enterprise, hot, but here is the real question. who is the hottest trek girl??? for me its got to be 7 of 9 no contest..but would like every ones input...
>>302256694
>>3022571477 of 9 is technohot, but the vulcan chick on enterprise - damn! - she's bangin
>>302256710Whats that? I can't hear you, SPEAK UP!!!
>>302257147obviously quarks mother
>>302256260gtfofirefly was for meatheads
Always liked Federation Ship designs... there are some pretty cool fan ones too
>>302257331lol'd
MISTER LA FORGE, I CANNOT EXCUSE MY ENTIRE SENIOR STAFF, MISTER WORF BEAT YOU TO IT
>>302255260Hoorey Shit, now i know why this episode stands out so much, it was done by Tom Paris.
>>302257147Oh man.>>302257265Oh man.Both hit my g-spot.I think the vulcan wins it though. What's her name? T'cal or some shit?
>>302257456reliant class is best but i dont have blueprints or lcars of it
>>302257114seriously, the ferengi are fucking retarded. they always do the stupidest shit, in the stupidest way.like that episode where they try to steal that empath man-pleaser bitch.fuck the ferengi
ya..ive started watching season 3 of enterprise and vulcan chick and blond guy do nasty things with each other "volcun pressure points" it shows some side boob and its obviously sexual in its nature...the asian didnt do much for me but damn that pic is making me change my mind...however, my dream would be for 7 of9 to give me a handy and say something like this is how the borg say hello,,,or obviously resistance is futile..ya..
>>302257147Kes from voyager or Ro Laren from TNG. I haven't made up my mind yet.
needs more jeri ryan
>>302257757Is that the Xindy series? If it is its really good if you get into it.
>>302257589t'polShe was in all the drama at the end of the series, have you even watched it?
>>302253748me too. Germanfag?
Mfw reading this thread from the Paris underground. Smartphones are awesome and were inspired by TOS.
>>302255375lol
kes is the best trek girlfollowed by troi
>>302257912actually I haven't seen all of it....it was always on as I was heading to work, or at weird times, planning on dling it though
leah brahms was a hottie
>>302254789A Private Little War. Serious Vietnam War allegory, but one of the episodes that was dirty enough to feel real. You never get a lot of that in the ST universe. And one reason why Ron Moore said BSG would have dirty, damaged ships and lots of enlisted people.
>>302258222We are talking about regulars dipshit. I can always though out some of the super awesome guest stars like Ashley Judd AS A TEENAGER and various others.
>>302258428fucking wesley what an asshole. stop messing around with science and FUCK YOUR HOT GIRLFRIEND YOU DIPSHIT
>>302258428if guest stars are allowed theres this chick on some utopian planet in TNG. its the planet where minor laws broken lands a death sentence and wesley is teaching them to play baseball
ya they are after the xindy..im up to the part when the blue people try to still the weapon and archer blows that shit up...awesome..are the blue people in old trek cause i think that shit is cool...ya..i have this idea for a mini series..i call it Star Trek SHADOWS...and it is set just past voyager and a civil war breaks out in the federation...and humans go back to their racist sexist selves...i of course see my self playing the captain and Jan Way is on the other side and i send her a sewing machine with a note telling her to work the replicator..i dont know its something to think about at work...
>>302258456too bad this pic isnt in 1900*1200
>>302258537Oh yea I remember that episode! That one girl was so cute.. the fuck was her name!?
>Mfw nobody mentions either Dax
oh ya deep space 9 mfw indeed....
>mfw I found allstepisodes.com
>>302258773memory-alpha.org/wiki/Unnamed_Edo#Edo_Girljudith jones
>>302258822EZRI!
>>302259054Ezri is cute as fuck, Jadzia was just hot.God damn my nerd loves.
>>302258657meesoft.logicnet.dk/Analyzer/plugins/#FractInterpolationwith some tweaking you can't tell the differnce upto a factor of 3
>>302258822slipped my mind1-kes2-jadzia 3-troi
>>302259140
>>302259326somehow in those mirror episodes Kira got hot too. Not just the lesbianism, but just being hot
>>302259467roms bajoran wife was pretty hot too
>>302259687Leeta?
>>302259687DS9 just has hot women in. I'm watching ENT right now and the only fap-worthy one is T'pol
>>302254320Please tell me you have a higher res copy than that?
>>302257816>>302258456Is it just me, or should more Star Trek related porn be posted?
>>302259853nope
>>302259937FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
more
i hated those stupid episodes based on rikerhe was such a tool
>>302259914no, it's not just you
>>302259914The only reason I clicked.
>>302260137johnathan frakes is the man, fuckoffanddie
>>302259032Planet of hot blonde broads you say? FUCK YEA!!!
>>302260137the one where he meets his double from the transporter accident is ok. would have been cool if he joined DS9 instead of the Maquis. better character
>>302260191It's bothering me when he gets the wimmins. It's like watching your Dad get off with someone. He's just too old.
>>302260261i had that exact same feeling but its probably because of the personality and beard that are like my actual father
I think kirk is a pretty cool guy, eh blows up death stars and dopesnt afraid of anything
>>302258919
>>302260294No way, he's just got the mojo, he's a ladies man and no amount of aging or time will stop him! As a man (no women on the internet) you should be cheering for him!
in one of the original movies the one hot shapeshifting bitch that gives kirk a smoke in the snow prison. shes hawt. someone get pics
star trek voyager is the best
>>302261182>The Borg: Did someone say plot advancement?FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>302261182I lolled
>>302257147Dr. Selar get.
>>302261182I laughed so hard.
my favourite character is the dog
im sleep going now. I can only hope that this thread is still here in the morning.
>>302262226Porthos! I was sooo looking forwards to seeing it get blasted out an airlock.
>>302261182No Capt. Sisko being a badass?
>>302262334i wanted to see the dog in a dog space suit, but it never happened
Hostile alien: I'm going to rape your mom.Sisko: Can't we .. discuss this?Hostile alien: And your dad.Sisko: Dax, set phasers to full rape.Dax: Captain are you sure that's-Sisko: Do it old man!(Alien is brutally raped by Sisko)
>>302262537gtfo and suck the drama
>>302262705after he shaves his head yes
Fuck you guys, now I have to go watch DS9
rollin in wrong thread
← sexiest vulcan ever?
i just thought of a great tng episode...do you remember the episode when pickard is tortured by those nasty guys..I see three lights...that is all
>>302263393but scares me most... is in the end... i could swear i saw four lightscardassians were absolute badasses. i think they really fucked up dukat's character when he joins the dominion. garak was the best cardassian though
A wild Q appears.
>>302263715>>302263715>>302263715FUCKING SPOILER!!! Havn't got that far in DS9 yet. Damn you.
Q i'm tired of your parlor tricks!
>>302263846I order you to immediately put this spaceship back where you found it!
>>302263897Well I lied. He doesn't join the dominion. He keeps fucking up everyone with his awesome ship is all. Yeah.
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO CONVINCE YOU PEOPLE???
>>302264021It's a cardassian ship too. He totally did not steal a klingon bird of prey. No sir not at all
you know what i seem to remember thinking that too...was that the first time cardassians appeared...
>>302264158thinking what?
>>3022633930/10
about the four lights..
all of the great tng is pickard based shows..
Anyone else here creamed their shorts when they first seen the Kira singing that song in like season 6 in the holodeck?
The sexiest star-trek moment and imo the sexiest performance of fever I have ever seen and heard.
>>302261182
>>302264093Heh, thanks man, made me lol.
>>302265043wat
>>302264864Isn't that the one where Odo and Kira get together? I lolled so hard when he ate her face fir the first time.
>>302265259>This
>>302264864came hard
who the fuck did this? Who the fuck?
>>302265901I just thought of something. They don't use robots to clean the ships. So if you go in there and have sex with a holochick as soon as the program ends your sperm will drop to the floor and a crewman will have to clean it up.
>>302265403Oh Yeah!Btw... I love Vic Fontaine
>>302266051what the fuck...
>>302266051Easy, site-to-site transport of dubious sperm-like matter to Sisko's quarters.
>>302263393>>302263715It was four lights....probably being trolled or whatever, but I just saw that episode a week ago.Fucking cool episode, and pretty funny too! "there are....four lights!"
>>302263715oops, oh yea, my point of quoting you was that I agree that cardassians are cool as shit.They seem almost the most human out of all of the extreme races anyhow....really neat culture and I like their don'tgiveashitcutthroatstyle, but will still work with you if it's to their benefit. Chaotic neutral?
>>302267190I laughed.
