No.5603819

>>5603790
explain?

No.5603826

>>5603774

i lol'ed

No.5603827

Use our new pickup truck to transport fuck huge sattalte dish that had to be removed by a crane
>Resting on tailgate and causes a dent
>Fuck Fuck Fuck
>My dad gets the bright idea to back said tailgate into garage to "Flatten out the dent"
>Tailgate becomes accordion
>TO CL for new tailgate.

No.5603863

>>5603816

I can't help but notice that orange cobra is wearing drag slicks

No.5603869

>>5603863

Makes it cool. You aren't a pussy are you?

No.5603873

>>5603869

Nah, I just think drag slicks look better on bath tubs

No.5603909

>>5603903
LOL'd

No.5603927

>>5603903
lol'ed hard

No.5603961

>>5603953
My bad. Started a new thread by accident
Here's another pic to make up for it.

No.5603972

>>5603954
Something kinda like this happened to me once
>its my birthday, we built a couch sled
>use ghetto low deck trailer primarily used to tow behind a tractor for moving stuff around the property to tow it to the top of the hill
>2wd ford ranger with bed cover.
>sitting in the back with friend watching trailer.
>we get close to the top of the hill and the snow starts getting bad.
>inexperienced driver doing 45 in slick ass snow
>start fishtailing, driver regains controll, long flat section of highway with passing lane
>everything went better than expected.

No.5603974

>>5603954

Mexicans, or rednecks?

No.5603977

>>5603974
Judging from the fact that the truck was a Toyota, probably Mexicans.

No.5603979

>>5603974
hopefully the later.

No.5603981

>>5603954
>2010
>Riding in the truck bed....

No.5603983

>>5603954
that's not funny...

No.5603986

>>5603983
hi and welcome to 4chan etc, etc.

No.5603990

>>5603954

I bet the Hilux still works.

No.5603997

>>5603990
britfag detected

No.5604004

>>5603993
inb4 eqinox, lesbians, suabaru, etc joke

No.5604011

>>5603954

Running the border.

No.5604042

>>5604016

No.5604047

>>5603993
>>5603996

What's with dykes and Mazdas?

No.5604054

>>5604029
That is glorious. w123 ftw.

No.5604074

car jam? i dont think so.

No.5604086

should have upgraded the suspension.

No.5604090

>>5604086

Is that a coil-over I spy?

No.5604117

>>5604093
that happened in armenia, or at least the car is from armenia

No.5604129

>>5604122
Holy shit

No.5604131

>>5604122
That car is a bit shitty, IMO.

No.5604132

>>5604122
fucking lol'd

No.5604138

>>5603895
>>5603895
Looks like Jackal's car.

No.5604139

>typical_o_user.jpg

No.5604145

miata owners can relate

No.5604146

>>5604139
Green oil? is that a flush?
>using gloves to change your oil
What's the matter baby, afraid to get your nails dirty?

No.5604150

>>5604146
when you work at a shop you should wear gloves unless you like cancer. it also keeps things neat and clean.

No.5604151

>>5604145
all that hp gain was all from the stickers

No.5604152

>>5604146
...

No.5604154

>>5604146

It's brand new coolant in the oil pan.

No.5604156

>>5604150
Just wash your hands often.

No.5604162

>>5603764

I want someone to explain this one to me

No.5604170

>>5604162
Clearly, that isn't his blanket.

No.5604172

>>5604145
>no BOOOOOOST
Well no shit it only got to 90 HP. Dat BP wants boost.

No.5604175

>>5604146

its nice when you can just take off your gloves to get inside and start touching switches, buttons, the steering wheel, etc. or if you're working on something that requires you to be clean, once it starts getting dirty switch to clean bare hands, or change gloves.

also, mechanic's gloves feel better when you're hanging on a wrench or touching something hot.

No.5604186

>dem br/o/nies

No.5604190

>>5604186
FUCK YEAH

No.5604200

>>5604192
Is that... a VW motor?
>>5604190
>Rainbow Dash on Mopar
Naw, that goes on a Mustang.

No.5604202

>Guilty of this

No.5604220

>>5604202

No.5604221

/o/ in a .gif

No.5604223

>>5604202
fukken guilty of this to the max of to the max to the extreme

No.5604232

>>5604202

Feels good man

No.5604245

>>5604239
I don't get it

No.5604249

>>5604245
What are you, mature?

No.5604250

>>5604245
most fags don't

No.5604251

guilty!

No.5604254

>>5603757
lold

No.5604259

>>5604239

lol boobs

No.5604264

>>5604245
Boobs.

No.5604266

>>5604251

No.5604279

>>5604251

We get those on a local back road from time to time.

I'll pass them on my way somewhere (normally going to work)
Make note of where they are
Come home a few hours later / after dark
Stop up just behind it
>Pic fukken related
????

No.5604281

>>5604266
we have one of these in our city.

No.5604305

>>5604239

Missed that get on my mundano. Noticed when I got home that I'd passed it by 2 miles.

No.5604307

>>5604279
Do your best Gordon Freeman impression on it?

No.5604309

>>5604279

I've also walked up behind it and hit the camera lens and IR sensor with some of the many rattlecans of paint I keep in the trunk.

Lul

No.5604318

>>5604279
I think you're refering to the crow bar but the most intriguing thing about that image is seeing what looks to be the seat belt attached to the door rather than the B pillar. all of my wat!

also, spray paint works well for covering the lens of those devices.

No.5604327

>>5604307

Maaaaybe. .

No.5604328

>>5604190

Well, at least it's reasonably well done.

No.5604335

>>5604281
I've always wanted to see a racecar/f1/stock car on the street. My Uncle's neighbor has a f1 car and nascar on his property, kinda cool

But alas, I have never seen one on the street

No.5604339

>>5604335
you are bar none, the biggest faggot on this board

No.5604343

>>5604318

Yeah, that's a seatbelt attached to a door.

It's almost enough to make me want to put a racing seat in just so I can run a harness instead of that shit.

>TLDR FWD A-body seat belts suck mad cock-dick

No.5604357

>>5604318
A number of 80's and early 90's cars did that. The 88 Escort I had utilized an automatic seatbelt that ran in a track along the top of the door jam.

No.5604363

>>5604343
lolwut

No.5604366

>>5604186
>>5604190

>P/O/NY CARS

LUL I GET IT

No.5604374

>>5604363

An application I got a few years back when I was managing a Domino's.

Spoiler
>She got the job

No.5604375

>>5604366
THEY'RE ALL SO DAMN AMAZING

Makes me want Fourza. And an Xbox, I guess.

No.5604378

>>5604266

No.5604418

>>5604239
Where is your god now?

No.5604428

>>5604335
www.furorecars.co.uk
Perfectly raod-legal in the UK.

Also, search for Caparo T1.

No.5604432

>>5604418
Holy shit


Look at how low that car idles

No.5604435

>>5604432
also
>more than half a tank of petrol
Wizardry. Lucky guy.

No.5604441

>>5604339
I fail to comprehend.

No.5604445

>>5604441
you are

this board would be 100x better without you

No.5604456

>>5604445
I still fail to comprehend.

No.5604458

>>5604279
>>5604343
>>5604357

My Grand Am had the door belts. That was apparently GM's piss-poor method of implementing "Automatic" seatbelts. The manual for the Grand Am said to leave your belt clipped in and it would be "Automatic" when you stepped in the car.

No.5604467

>>5604418
>160MPH

So? My car has that high of a speedometer also.

No.5604472

>>5604418
Just now realized there's tits in that picture, mfw

No.5604474

>>5604472
yep, good one dumbass.

No.5604475

>>5604418
>>5604472
Holy shit now I just noticed the odometer
Double mfw

No.5604480

>>5604472
I don't think that's what Grand was getting at. That would be silly.

No.5604508

I like my 5-xm

Its a really good car!

No.5604583

I wish that thing actually ran... it'd be like 6,000 horsepower or some shit.

No.5604596

Poor mans supercharger

No.5604634

>>5604596
Has it been a couple months? Yeah, I think so.
Inb4 people flip shit over this like they always do
>ZOMG GENIUS
>TRALL PHYSIC
>HOLY FUUUUCK
www.hotrod.com/techarticles/engine/hrdp_1105_leaf_blower_supercharger/viewall.html

No.5604689

>>5603998

No.5604695

>>5604153

No.5604760

>>5604695

No.5604784

>>5604760
Cripes, poor thing...

No.5604789

>>5604760
Oh god, lol

Fucking cats...

This guy must have been going fast though, they're usually the quickest animals to get out of the way of cars.

No.5604827

>>5604760
> cold cat intake.jpg

No.5604834

>>5604760
well, it looks kind of like a tube you would see as part of the radiator setup, which would lead me to believe it is licking anti-freeze... D:

No.5604838

>>5604760
what the fuck. first of all, how would a cat get in to an airbox

secondly, why the fuck is there all of that oil in there

No.5604842

>>5604262


Eh...well at least it isn't and SC/T

No.5604847

I guess that car must have been a...

PUSSYMAGNET

No.5604852

>>5604847

+1 Internet.

No.5604855

>>5604838
>implying its not blood.

No.5604856

>>5604789
Cats have a nasty habit of getting into engine bays (because it is warm). I had a kitten escape and run into the neighbor's Camry. Damn thing was in there for 4 days until the neighbor got home and saw the note we stuck to his driver side window telling him to not start his car.

Sure enough, he opens the hood and it flies out.

No.5604857

>>5604855
Pretty sure I know what oil looks like, bro. Look at on the right side of the box

No.5604859

>>5604842
>SC/T
>Implying it isn't just a GAGT with a fancy spoiler and hood.

No.5604874

>>5604838
Maybe the oil is a failed attempt to lube the cat to get it out?

No.5604877

I hope the cat was ok :(

No.5604891

>>5604877

>Cat cramed into small intake tube.
>Blood in intake
>Engine suction enough to collapse a cat's lung

I'm gonna say no.

No.5604896

>>5604456
>>5604441
>>5604441
well for a start you looked at a flat 6 and say OMG A STRAIGHT 8 BOXTER?

that wasn't a mistake faggot

No.5604904

>>5604891
Uh, manifold vacuum is measured in inches of mercury..that's not enough vacuum to collapse a lung.

And besides, the cat looks to be in an airbox, with neutral pressure, not inside a vacuum

No.5604906

>>5604159
What's the joke?

No.5605070

>>5604906
It's a Lamborghini.

No.5605083

>>5605070
I can see that.
Lamborghini has always been a tractor manufacturer.

No.5605089

>>5605083
It's because dipshits don't know anything about cars but what they hear on Top Gear.

No.5605098

>>5605083
I didn't say it was a good joke. Just that that's what the joke is.

No.5605146

>>5604232
like a boss

custom stickers?

No.5605196

>>5604318
Buick. Regal, maybe.

No.5605223

>>5605208
The kids hands and arms look like he works on cars tO me

No.5605232

>>5605223
i didn't make that pic.

No.5605238

>>5605146
nah, something I found online.

www.amazon.com/Mirror-Decals-OBJECTS-MIRROR-BMW/dp/B002EFBAUI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1323
838701&sr=8-2

No.5605240

>>5605223

eczema

No.5605243

>>5605232
>raspberry scrapes frosting off door
>warranty void

No.5605246

>>5605232
>iwasjustactingretardedlol.tiff

No.5605261

>>5605238
>www.amazon.com/Mirror-Decals-OBJECTS-MIRROR-BMW/dp/B002EFBAUI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=
1323
>838701&sr=8-2
thx bro will go nicely on my miata's mirrors.. minus the emblem ofc

No.5605264

>>5605246
tis okay.

No.5605283

>>5605264
>he thinks that comment wasn't directed at him

No.5605290

>>5605232
>>5605264
herrafrush

No.5605296

>>5605264

>blow out candles
>warranty void

No.5605301

>>5605283
I'll ignore you now,bud.

>this pic is my submission. i took it off Craigslist.

No.5605335

>>5605301
>>5605301
those seats look incredibly uncomproftable

No.5605340

>>5605331
>i got a rottweiler hes bad ass too hes not for sale but i just want to let you know
That's a bad ass post.

No.5605361

>>5604859

Oh shit Chaosweaver?

No.5605364

that's a bad ass lion.

No.5605425

>>5604251
>>5604266
>>5604378
>>5604650