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01/23/12(Mon)04:04:59 No.376068527   GF takes a bath while cooking fries, she thought cause they take 30 minutes to bake shed be out in time.
She spent 2 hours in the bathroom, lighting candles and adding bath salts and bubble bath, and then finally washing up.
She then went to bed and took a 2 hour nap.
When she got up the house was smokey and she realized the fries were still in the oven
I come home to work to find a billion black sticks in the garbage, I ask her what they are and she said she tried to cook fries to lunch but she left em in the oven for too long. I squeeze one and it turns to dust, and i say
"HOW LONG WERE THESE IN THERE FOR?"
>"IDK I forgot, probably like 5 hours, I thought id be out of the bath in 30 minutes, quit getting mad at me, people forget things all the time"
"Are you crazy, you never leave food cooking unattended, you know how easily you coulda burnt the whole house down?!"
Bitch is gonna burn the house down one day. |
