No.370659220

>>370657289
>>370658819
samecandy-ass

No.370659306

>>370656772
>what happened in 2 years....

No.370659477

>>370659220
you're fucking wrong.

No.370659599

>>370658888

inb4 newfägs shitstorm..

No.370659626

>>370659477
I sense a great deal of madness coming from this one.

No.370659640

>>370657667
>>370659220
samecandy-ass

i remember BF3 getting better scores than MW3.

hm, how bout that shit.
also lol'd that bf3 has dinosuars.
>mfwihnf

No.370659679

>>370657961
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha

No.370660045

Does anyone have that screencap where mоot asked how everyone's thanksgiving was, then the first post was sage, and user was banned for that post?

No.370660047

>>370659640
Never said I bought MW3.

No.370660293

>>370657667

But only MWF people are roody-poos... And I bet you don't own a ps3 either because that's for roody-poos too?

No.370660316

>>370655888
I'm actually crying. Thank you so much for this.

No.370660437

>>370659640
>i remember BF3 getting better scores than MW3
MW3
GameRankings (PS3) 88%
(X360) 88.84%
(PC) 84.70%
Metacritic 88/100 (X360)
88/100 (PS3)
80/100 (PC)

BF3
GameRankings (PC) 87.03%
(PS3) 85.06%
(X360) 84.19%
Metacritic (PC) 89/100
(PS3) 85/100
(X360) 84/100

The only thing BF3 beat MW3 in was in PC, and PC gaming is dead

No.370660440

Moot thread.

No.370660460

pretty sure this isn't from /b/, but hilarious anyway

No.370660754

more sigourney?

No.370660787

>>370660437
go make a fucking thread about it. nobody cares. fps gaming is dead nig­ger

No.370660976

this one gets me every time. it's not that funny.

No.370660984

>>370660787
>Look out we got a badass over here

No.370661126

i lold at this, even if it is rather mainstream now

No.370661136

>>370660460
omfg I am laughing so hard...thank you!

No.370661495

i love anything about slowpoke

No.370661581

>>370651365

yeah...that's me...hey

No.370661596

>>370661155
Ok, srsly, this thread is full of gets and stuff...

No.370661760

<3 Chocolate milk

No.370661773

>>370661581
Get the fuck out, newcandy-ass

No.370661857

>>370655888
>>370655888
>>370655888
nice trips

and i lol my face off every. single. time.

No.370661959

>>370661773

FUCK YOU FAGGOT IT REALLY IS ME
MY DAD BEAT MY ASS FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT

No.370661989

/r/ing "the day /b/ sent a toad to space"
that makes me laugh every time

No.370662146

>>370661495
Speaking of slowpoke, anyone have the
>I don't have a slowpoke slow enough for that
>2 years later
image

No.370662191

>>370661959
>>370661959
>>370661959
>>370661959
>>>370661959

No.370662200

i swear my fucking images slowly get smaller the longer they sit in my /b/ folder

No.370662210

>>370661959
bull fucking shit

No.370662216

>>370661989
*shrugs* Was funny the first time to me... NOt that funny anymore

No.370662326

anyone got the one where a guy is fucking his neice and /b/ finds the school she is at and tells them?

No.370662370

>>370661989
here you go anon

No.370662603

>>370660437
I guess all these Steam games are obsolete, because
>PC gaming is dead
Also, remind me to contact the dev teams of all the multiplayer PC games recently released, because their numbers are wrong and
>PC gaming is dead
And console sales are also incorrect, they should be higher than gaming PCs, instead of half the sales because this fine gentleman has informed the internet that
>PC gaming is dead.
newcandy-ass.

No.370662645

>>370662146

No.370662685

>>370662326
this

No.370662884

Does anyone remember this earlier this year. Nearly shit my pants with how nice and caring /b/ was...was quite sickening.

No.370662986

>>370651365

Jesus, this newcandy-ass not only didn't know how to Triforce, he also didn't know what System 32 is, nor did he know how magnets work?

Dumbass deserved it.

No.370663080

>>370662603
>Steam
Besides TF2 and HL2 (both well over 4 years old) what name me one thing that isn't just a port or some shitty indie game?

No.370663159

>>370662986
>>370662986

jesus this newfa­g hasn't seen this picture before

No.370663181

pic related

No.370663198

>>370662603
>>370663080

>>>/v/

Go there , candy-asses

No.370663396

>>370662645
>>370662645
>>370662645
>>370662645
>>370662645

BAAAAHAHAHAH!!! Oh god I haven't laughed that hard in forever! Thanks!

No.370663408

>>370662478
I WAS DER OMG IM SO OLDFAG

No.370663481

CXL.me/ml/cswl

No.370663638

>>370663408

HAY I WUS DERE TOO!!! LOL ISNT DAT FUNII?? HAHAHA WE R BEST BUDEES NAO?

Capthcha: Best frendz 4 ever

No.370663804

>>370663408

rev up those fryers, it's time for me to pretend I give a shit!

No.370663919

>>370663080
Killing Floor
Counter Strike: Source
Garry's Mod
Portal (1 &2)
Amnesia
I could go on for longer...

No.370664078

>>370663919
go to >>>/v/ for fuck's sake

No.370664162

someone should archive this entire thread for being full of so much win

No.370664212

>>370663919
Indie
Shit
Mod
2 was a port
Shit

No.370664297

>>370663919
please don't
we all want you to cease living

No.370664451

k

No.370664498

>>370655067
let me guess, it was your own shitty thread...

No.370664523

>>370664162
greatest thread ever imo

No.370664544

>hey guys i have an opinion about video games
>hey /b/ro i have a dissenting opinion about video games
>alright you mother fucker lets keep bitching at eachother
>i can do that you fucking f­ag
>RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

No.370664803

>>370664212
Was actually good
If you think CS:S was bad, you're a fucking dumbass
Yeah, it was a mod: A good mod
It was made for PC first
Was actually good

No.370664891

my last one. i have to wake up early tomorrow and it's 3:38AM. oops.

No.370665143

>>370664803
All you listed were indie games and a game that Valve realised would make them more money on consoles then PC, anything else is well over 5 years old, CS:S came out in 2004 moron, and the people's champions aren't games, they're the people's champions

No.370665182

>>370664891

for you

No.370665272

>>370664901
I like the improper sage at the very bottom right corner

No.370665588

>>370660437
>>PC gaming is dead

you must be trolling or just really stupid sir

No.370665604

roody-poos

No.370665623

>>370664350
holy fuck. that was awesome

No.370665633

The guy with his collected semen in jars, anyone?

No.370665826

>>370665633
you're a couple of days late
nice dubs though

No.370665889

>>370664738
His dad is the most triumphant troll, and everything we should all aspire to.

No.370665892

>>370665633
That was fake. The jars were full of fruit mash.

No.370666052

>>370665892
0/10
He's seriously been doing this for years.
It's definitely semen.

No.370666175

i put my finger in a girl's vagina
then she woke up

No.370666282

never forget

No.370666291

>>370656970
Toomanystepcandy-ass.
NewFag detected.
Therefore we can deduce, gtfo.

No.370666347

I believe this was requested earlier?

No.370666483

anybody have the screencap of the chick who cut off some of her labia?

No.370666595

>>370666347
did this end up really happening? I remember when this actual thread was made

No.370666695

Am I too late to sage the cancer with cancer?

No.370667252

>>370666695
Well now, that's just awful.

No.370667542

>>370664350

anyone got sauce on this?

No.370667642

>>370667005
It is on all that is left unsaid that the greatest tragedies are built.

No.370667781

>>370664453

LOOOOL. Need more threads like this

No.370667824

>>370667542
/x/. When /x/ was occasionally good.

No.370667833

>>370666695
fucking reptile! hell yeah!

No.370667926

>>370664738
Was there for this.. Old candy-ass reporting

No.370668348

What about the screen-cap from WAAAAY back, like, around posts 279, where the one guy asks what he thinks /b/ will be like years form the future, and someone with teh title of "time traveler" predicts waht happens?

No.370668512

>>370657231
not bad newcandy-ass not bad.

No.370668562

ITT: A tribute to the oldcandy-asss. None of which exist on /b/ anymore.

No.370668784

>>370667471
>>370667471
>wtfamireading.jpg

No.370668828

>>370668562
ITT: a tribute to newcandy-asss, for the hell of it.

No.370668909

CXL.me/ml/fdnl

No.370668989

>>370668784
It's called Lost Silver.
They made a game that follows the story.

No.370669233

best moment on /b/ was when i got so bored with this inane shit and i pulled a piece of poo out of my bum and flicked it at the screen

happy days
.
happy days

No.370669300

>>370652655
tell me this is real for the love of god

No.370669302

hai guies how duu i bypass tha wordfilter thingy? iwanna say roody-poo bt it keep say roodypoo

No.370669409

>>370669302
0/10

No.370669427

>>370669302
you alt f4
and never come back
ever

No.370669446

>>370669302
>iwanna say roody-poo bt it keep say roodypoo

You're already saying roody-poo, idiot.

No.370669611

>>370669427
>>370669409

No.370669627

>>370669427

wut dos that do???

No.370669652

can someone please download these, and upload to rapid share or some shit these fucking awesome bros

No.370669774

>>370669652
....where did all these retarded trolls come from

No.370669873

thread

No.370669909

I cant believe nobody has posted this yet

No.370669917

CXL.me/ml/zrdu

No.370669976

tl;dr - I'm a candy-assgot, but read this if you're bored.

I've been on here since I was 17, and I'm now 23. You guys have been like a family to me, and my home away from home because I've grown up in an extremely christian house hold. It was never okay for me to do anything, and while I may still live at home [ paying off college and car payment - which is another story within itself ], you guys still after so long are my place to find peace and tranquility even though everything could be going wrong. And right now, it is.

I say that, not in the aspect of me looking for advice. I just needed a place to vent/rant. To read my own thoughts as they come out, and while you may say a wordpad is the best place for that, I agree. But, I need some /b/rother's to step in and just post random things that'll distract me from so much that is going on.

I'll continue, in just a second.

>there is no dinosaur to walk
>this is no pasta

No.370669982

>>370669627
God, you're so retarded, it's almost cute.

No.370670031

>>370669300

It's real. I live in Bellevue Nebraska where the kid lived and the shooting took place a little northwest of here at Westroads Mall in Omaha.

No.370670176

chanarchive.org/request_votes

archive lets go

No.370670184

>>370669982

No.370670309

>>370669976
>>370669976
>>370669976
>>370669976

Have you ever been in the mood where you feel like you could just strangle someone, while laughing cynically in their face as they struggle? Don't answer that. I know a majority if not all of us have.

It's natural, we are a different breed, at least I would like to think so. We just see things differently, and maybe that's what brings us all together. Granted, over the course of the past years everything has faded into a shell of what it formerly was. But, all the same, that isn't what I started typing all this out for.

No.370670526

>>370670309
andddd the thread officially derailed

No.370670564

>>370670176
Going to use TOR to make sure it happens.

No.370670626

>>370670309
>>370670309
>>370670309
>>370670309

I'm not the kind of person that takes shit from anyone, I'm a master troll, or at least I'm told. A one of a kind at my art. Obviously I learned from you all, but there were always things that I did before I turned to anonymous. I would always do things, just for the laughs. Or, "lulz". I wouldn't go as far as some have, but mine were always more subtle. I've become so good, that people will google it, just to make sure it's real if I say it before anyone else does.

No.370670760

Fuck this thread
Minecraft

No.370670837

THREAD IS FULL OF WIN

No.370670879

>>370669611
>>370670184

No.370670944

>>370670626
>this guy

everything /b/tards do should be first and foremost for the lulz. I believe the heart of /b/ lies within our dark sick and awesome sense of humor. something we can all relate to.

No.370671077

>>370670626
>>370670626
>>370670626
>>370670626

Do you all believe in pre-destination? That we were all meant to meet, under the common denominator regardless of our anonymity?

Whatever the case, we are all /b/rothers, and I love you fucking motherfuckers. There is nothing like getting away and seeing literally anything that you can imagine being posted on here.

No.370671186

WE GOT IT ARCHIVED