No.319049892

Won't
ever
happen,
conspiracyfags.

You people are so fucking hilarious in your ignorance and gullibility. [except when one of you is elected to office]

No.319049927

>>319049484
In denial much? Are you going to think it's trolling once it's accepted by the mainstream as a good thing?

No.319050067

things are happening at an alarming rate. the NWO is near, lets hope there are enough brave men to stand up and stop this madness.

No.319049932

The end of the world. No more watermelon!!

No.319050001

Work.
Healthy food.
Real relationships/marriage.
Books.
Real music.

No.319050073

Fatherhood.

No.319049968

>>319049255
can u read one of the sexier ones?

No.319050015

>long line at drive-thru local mcdonalds
>place order
>girl taking order has hot voice
>get aroused pull up
>5 minutes waiting third vehicle from 1st window still got a stiffy
>beat it off in car in middle day at drive thru lane
>pay girl (turned out to be a hambeast)

but the money she took was covered in jizz. not even mad.

No.319050074

The first time I ever came in a girl I was 12. Our moms were best friends and we would hang out and play nintendo while our moms drank wine. We used to get in her closet and play doctor, and once she bent over and pressed her butt onto my hardon. Eventually we figured out that it fit inside her and it felt good. I could only push the head in but after doing that a few times I had the first orgasm of my life and came BUCKETS inside her, which dripped out immediately. We cleaned up with clothes from her hamper and then sat silently playing nintendo the rest of the night. We were acting so weird my mom asked me in the car on the way home if Katy and I were mad at each other or something because we didn't say bye and we were both really somber. I said no and she never asked anymore questions. Katy and I never brought it up again til highschool and marveled at how she didn't get knocked up.

No.319049904

Follow-> 30sec click -> comment my last post so i know who helped.
will repay favors to all who comment and follow each day:)

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No.319049984

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No.319050071

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No.319049562

>>319049045
>>319049045
*too

No.319049791

its sad when i asked to be banned and i dont get banned
it doesnt make sense
and some people will put a joke up and they will get banned for some random shit that doesnt make sense

No.319050072

>>319049791
its sad when people just don't have the willpower to stop visiting a goddamn website.

No.319050037

>>319049876
Oh, boy, a derpy dump!

No.319050047

>>319049876
>mfw my Derpy folder is third largest

No.319050070

>Enter thread
>Post Hello
>Lurk
>Post response
>Continue lurking
>Thread 404's
>Nop0ny knows I was there

No.319049841

>>319049353
No, it means that, even though I'd like to see the draft reinstated, there's no fucking way in the world I'd contribute to Rangel's re-election.

No.319049884

>>319049624

>In China's case, quantity > quality.

That's in no ones case but your own.

No.319050069

>>319049884
China did it in the Korean war.

Sent waves of troops, handfuls unarmed and overtook U.S. positions.

No.319050033

>>319049936
Yes.
Stop drawing attention to me.

No.319050051

>>319049332
quick call your ranger color

No.319050068

>>319049857
No pedo.

No.319049567

If Yoko Ono wasn´t stereo she would be Yoko Mono

No.319049872

>Yoko Ono said woman was the nigger of the world

If Yoko Ono was a woman she would be a NIGGER
Yoko Ono was a she be a NIGGER
Ono was be NIGGER
One NIGGER

No.319050066

>Women takes control over kid
>Husband is made
>Husband kills child
>/b/ regards husband as "hero"

Both of the parents were unfit to be parents. Women shouldn't have full rights just because they had the child, the husband wasn't in the right to kill the child.

In general (not always the case) women make better parents till they hit puberty, then onwards Men make much better parents regardless of the childs gender.

No.319049757

bumping

No.319050014

does anybody here in /b/ know her besides me and OP.
Her name is Nicole C.

No.319049960

body type. short, but with thick thighs and a big ass.

No.319049987

www.AliceSecrets.com/?id=574535

>.>

No.319050039

Understood all of it, simple philosophy.

It can never be proven or dis proven though.

No.319050065

>>319037081
I took a class on perception; like your green could be my pink, but I would never know because I've learned that it's pink but since I'll never see like you it won't matter.

No.319049852

>>319049471
So that's what happens when you get a bite from a Leprechaun.

No.319050008

guess your not i reckon ima bounce

No.319050062

If you slowly work off the body fat by gaining muscle first, the skin wont have that drastic of a change by the time you're fit.

If you're a fatty, and just go on a ridiculous diet and run / starve yourself, you don't just lose fat but most of your muscle, so your skin is left with jack shit to hang on to.... in simplest terms

No.319049664

>>319038787
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.319049889

regardless of price: shit food. step above burger king. i would rather eat at a&w or carl's jr(and they suck donkey cock)

No.319050060

Used to work there, good pay (for a summer job), free food (nomnomnom).