continue.

I've was looking through a thread I made earlier, doing color mixing, and I realize how much you guys take for granted about EFG.

Let me tell you this:
Things are different about EFG threads than before.

wanna dance?

>>298792284
Such as?

>>298792366
let's dance

Why so EFG?

>>298792366
Amusing.

>>298792476
Well, I realize that some people were complaining how I wasn't doing everything like the pre-masked EFG.

Well... that EFG hasn't been here for a while and times change and things become different.

>>298792904
Then prove yourself as a changed person.
What makes you any different from before? A mask. That mask is what makes EFG... well, EFG.

Man up or gtfo.

Fine. I will show my real face.

and then EFG was ice cream, the end

I'm a clone, of course.

I can't do what the real EFG can do.

>>298793492
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU KILLED HOVERDOG?

I REMEMBER.

>>298793293
LOL

>>298793492
hell, just like how the other day i was ice cream

My real.. face.

>>298794137
forgot the post pic

"So there I was, feeling alienated from my fellow bretheren, though I can't imagine why."

>>298793778
There are several people who do EFG threads, so no I don't.

>>298793778
>>298793778
>>298793778
>>298793778

NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of the most tragic/epic days for /b/

>>298794346
>>298793890
>>298793871
>>298793293
>>298793291
>>298792586

fake EFG. not 400x400 GIF

But if you want to see my face...

>>298794986
inb4 eyebrows

Oops. Forgot my clamps weren't engaged.

>>298795102
>>298795102

they go on for days they do!!

Sup guise, im epic mfw guy

thats because i win everything

>>298795846
>>298795846


get doubles then nigger

>>298795846
>>298795846

I laughed.

EFG you found that mask in a grabage can
its stinky and you never take it off, you dirty dog
your eyebrows must be FILTHY

>>298796184


Oldfag is old.

Welcome back, sir.

Also, EFG, remember the good ol' times? I can still remember, how the jailbait used to make me smile.

>>298794775
how do I found hoverdog/efg thread

>>298796115
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

FAGGOT

>>298796184
Fuck you, I'm just a clone.

>>298796643
YOU ARE ALSHO A GIGANTIC FAGGOT

BEHOLD!!!!1111ONEONE

>>298797114

>YOU ARE ALSHO A GIGANTIC FAGGOT

I know.

You guys know who Meh Guy is?

That other EFG clone?

I looked at that thinking it was real.
Then I realized it was fake.

Nice going phony. :(

>>298793778

You know what? Fuckit.

I'll just abandon this damn thread!

>>298798805

An trolling my ass, that was shitmabogger!

Make like salmon and get cooked.

Or is it baked?

God I'm so bored!

>>298798120
everything after this = fake

>500x500 after this post

>>298800031
So every unmasked EFG that isn't 400x400 is FAKE!?

Make like a tree and get burned.

>>298799797
>>298799797

>>298800489
son you know nothing about efg do you

>>298799797

>>298800719

You don't know about originality do you?

>>298800553
i agree with that guy

>>298800489

Meh guy, I love you. Ignore all these fagots. Also, why so apathetic?

>>298800960
modifying an awesome meme to be "original" makes you a massive tool

>>298801431
Stop trolling I know you're an idiot when I see one.

What's an CERF?

Cranium Enlarging Retard Foundation

>>298801997


Touche. By the way, what happens to be your drink tonight?

I dunno.

All I want to know is what happened to that tube of poison I had earlier?

>>298802346

Wanna get dinner?

>>298802346


Oh please, do tell sir.

Whisky?
Rum?
Vodka?
Scotch?
Water?

Fuck no!

I'm in no mood for that!

>>298802595

D:

Where's that poison?

>>298802851

I love me some drawfag. If only i were attractive... and female.

Oh fuck.

Anybody got any anecdote?

wat

He's Drinking a mix of:

Cranberry Juice
Eggnog
Rum
Fucking Vodka

>>298803297
AHAA
Oh god I lol'd

Well you're fucked man

>>298803297

I got a limerick.

depends what type of poison was it?

>>298803297


Well, there once was a depressing man who complained to a group of retards on an internet forum about his apathetic life. Now you see, this poor man decides to have a drink. Now he does forget that there was a spot of poison he tends to forget about that just so happens to be next to the scotch.

>>298803456
wow. Where do u buy "Fucking" vodka?

CAP:trifling. siantiol

nope efg here is your poison

>>298803578
>>298803578
>>298803578
>>298803578
>>298803578
>>298803578

>>298804099

same stores you'd buy regular.

>>298803456
Where u buy "fucking" vodka?

>>298803297

Sure, do. A rabbi and a nazi are at a bar, and the jew asks about a gold necklace he's wearing. The nazi replies, I notsee gold, you big nosed thief! And then the jew got dead.

I was thinking of the immortal words of socrates, "... I drank what?"

>>298804117
oh this doesnt seem right

I need anecdote for cars!

>>298803297

Also, don't you mean antidote?

>>298804362
see
>>298804243

>>298804243
oh, ok thnx anon.

CAP:cat;s Maigand

>>298804624

Foreign Cars
At a recent gathering, three of us stood around discussing bailouts for the auto industry in Detroit.
One person, a dyed-in-th­e-wool Republican­, blamed the unions for the current mess; the other two believed it was more complicate­d than that. But one of the people, inspired, looked around and said, "How many people in this room has an American car? How many of you bought an American car?"
Silence. Silence greeted him. Everyone, including the ditw-Repub­lican, owned foreign cars, Japanese or German.
Yet all pretty much considered the idea of a bailout to be feasible. For the jobs, of course. For the economy.

Eh?

>>298804624

A man once bought a honda, but it was too clunky. He then traded it for a suburu, but it was too classy. Finally he just stole a saturn, and ran himself over.

The moral of the story? Don't fucking drive a saturn, faggot.

Seems to be working.

Got any on Skylines or GT-Rs?

I say we archive

Anyone else up for it?

I thank you for helping me.

>>298806203

A man once looked up at the sky and proclaimed, "The sky is so boring, always so blue!" So he took a big poo and hurled it straight up, but it came right back down and landed on his face. From there on out, he never saw blue, only brown and orange as he spew.

>>298807267
not good enough

>>298806203


Roadside billboard:
- If you drive 60 m/h – you will get acquainted with our prison, the best one in the world!
- If you drive 80 m/h – you will get acquainted with our hospital, the best one in the world!
- If you drive at 100 m/h speed – you will get acquainted with our graveyard, the most hospitable in the world!

Point being, don't speed in shitty cars.

>>298807569
not yet anyways

So refreshing.

>>298807681
shit EFG thats still poison!

wat?

>>298808204


*Winces* I wouldn't continue drinking that if I were you.

>>298807606
100 mile/hour is nothing, even in a shit car, don't be a pussy.

well shit.

oh god here we go again

EFG will die

>>298808908

*winces* Uhh, EFG? ...

>>298809357


EFG.....

I just realized what this poison is in.

>>298809780
WELL SHIT NIGGA

>>298809780


facepalm.jpg


More anecdotes I suppose?

This is HAWAIIAN PUNCH!

>>298810150
is worth the death

AW SHIT NIGGA

I haven't had this shit in years!

>>298810150

WTF IS CERF

I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!!!!!

inb4 lame hawaiian punch puns

WTF is CERF?!?

look it up homo

>>298812893

>>298812893
soo... that's it?

>>298813776
Yep.

Turned out it was actually antifreeze.

Quick, everyone post some car anecdotes and call /x/ in here to preform some sort of magical voo-doo bull shit!


At auto dealer fast driving lover takes an interest about reliability and solidity testimonials of the car that stands in front of him.
- Well, what will happen to me if I drive into a tree at 120 m/h?
- We provide for every eventuality, monsieur! Can see a figurine of Saint Christophe, hanging above the steering wheel?
- Yeah. Will he prevent me from rushing into a tree?
- Oh no, monsieur! The matter is not in tree, but St. Christophe will help you to get to the heaven dropping a queue…

>>298813970
dude, you owe me 30 minutes

>>298814485
umad bro?

>>298814682


>:|

>>298814841
­>:)

>>298815030


O_o

Not sure if want.

This thread was epic

ancientfags detected

>>298815281
WAS

I guess I went a little too far.

I'm still working on it.

>>298815506


Question, I've seen ALOT of EFG impostors in my day.

This would, however, be a glorious day if you were perhaps, somehow, the original artist for EFG.

Pray do tell kind sir. Pray do tell.

>>298816061
I'm afraid I'm not the original artist.

I started doing all of this in July of this year.

This is my first drawing of him.

The more I made him, the better I have gotten.

>>298816421
>>298816807


I can see the detail changes. Especially in the superfluously elongated eyelashes.

How has your work come along and about what time had you been browsing?

I've spent less and less time using the elliptical tool and started using alot more on the pen tool, on Fireworks.

I've been here since October 2009.

This is my first pic that was made entirely by the pen tool.

That was last September.

>>298817792


Ahh, ever try to free hand it? GIMP? CS5?

Also, mid 06 here.

Also, yes, ancient fag is ancient -.- and to believe, in all that time I haven't found a better way to spend my time.

>>298818227
No, I haven't bothered saving money for a pen & touch pad.

I haven't bothered getting GIMP or CS5.

I've tried Photoshop, but I'm used to using Macromedia Fireworks MX 2004.

>>298819039


Yea I remember taking classes my senior year for web design and all we did was fireworks and such. But that was YEARS ago. God knows what kinda shit they've got out now for that.

What first inspired you? Epic EFG threads or just curiosity and the yearn to assume a new, hidden identity?

>>298819649
Epic EFG threads.

I took a web page design class during my senior year in high school, in 2007. We used Fireworks for designs for Dreamweaver.

>>298820201
Well this turned into a decent thread, I do miss the old EFG however.

I miss MAKING threads epic. Not just sitting here and nostalgia'ng over the old threads.

Fap time now.

Take care. Maybe one day I will see you again. After all, there are only about 4000 unique users browsing /b/.

Stop being a fag, faggot.