File :-(, x, )
Joke wallpapers Anonymous
I don't know if this is allowed but I'll post anyway...

Earlier today, my sister asked me if she could use my computer for something. I wasn't using it at the time so I told her she could. About five minutes later, she came back to me and said, "Um, I think your computer's broken." I asked, "What?! What happened?" She said, "Well, I took the screensaver off and saw that it was loading. So I waited for it but nothing happened."

It took all I had not to laugh at her because she was looking at my wallpaper with the icons and tray hidden.

Man, she's a genius.

Post your joke wallpaper stories!
>> Anonymous
Well done, old boy.

Saging since I've got nothing.
>> Anonymous
A female friend of mine is into anime. One day, while we were studying, I left my computer with her while I went down to the vending machine to get a snack.

I come back out to find Bleach yaoi plastered all over my screen. Not funny.
>> Anonymous
A friend of mine one time got a hold of another friend's laptop. He screenshotted the desktop, then hid all his actual icons and start bar.

Hilarity ensued, with him clicking on the desktop and then getting frustrated before figuring out an hour later what happened.
>> Anonymous
Animooted BSOD on my fathers, brothers and friends desktops with icons and taskbar hidden they either formated and reinstalled windows or called me over.
>> Anonymous
>>534405
i did that once with a "child porn" folder added in
>> Anonymous
Create folder called something like "horseporn" in center of desktop.
Screencap desktop.
Delete folder, save screencap as jpeg.
Set jpeg as wallpaper.
Watch them try to delete folder,
>> Anonymous
>>534679

A classic I like to run on buddies. I prefer to put "HORSE PORN" in there.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
i used this on my friend once
>> Anonymous
>>534410

do you still have that animooted bsod? if so can you post plz? hilarity ensues...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
BSOD, use for great evil only... =)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Rather like this one for putting on other people's pc's
>> Thirteen
     File :-(, x)
Not exactly a joke, though it does give a headache if you stare at it long enough...
>> Anonymous
this thread is evily epic.....I LOVE IT
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
i love this one.
>> Anonymous
>>534386
Lisa?
>> Anonymous
>>534866

Fantastic XD
>> Anonymous
>>534824
wow she's programming in C
>> Anonymous
I had my ex's family computer setup for remote connections without her knowledge, so when we broke up I would put gay porn as a wallpaper and add a few questionable bookmarks to her firefox (knowing full well her father was a christian minister and they'd disown her if they even suspected she was into that)

She called me afterwards because she thought and told her parents that it was a virus, and wanted me to help her fix it, so when I went to her house I removed the remote connection and told her dad that it was clean, but he should tell his daughter that those kind of fetishes are frowned upon by god.
>> Anonymous
>>535403
Makes me wish you never see a women again in your life. Ever.
>> Anonymous
>>534824

Thank you anon
fuck yeah yuki
>> Anonymous
>>535395
It's C++.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, there's C++ in there, but there's also ANSI/ISO C and C99 in there too.
>> Anonymous
a good friend of mine taught me how to use a message sending function (i forget the thing) built into windows in our school computers; you just need the other person's login name.

long story short, my other friend stopped working and restarted (which takes ridiculously long on the school's computers) because i kept sending him:

Fatal Error! Memory crash at location 0xBDFEFF!! Please reboot your system now.

But then he figured it out, made a batch file, and sent it to me 10,000 times. The windows had to be clicked individually. Fucker.
>> Anonymous
The messagebox thing is net send /domain Your message
>> Anonymous
In either a batch file or the command prompt u go "net send /domain your message"
>> Anonymous
>>535746
most of the time that service is off by default, would be fun to use in a work or college network environment though, especially if aim and stuff is blocked
>> Anonymous
bump 4 moar stories!
>> Anonymous
http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/entertainment/screenscrew/

moar awesome than gif walls. oh t3h lulz
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
fybs
>> Anonymous
>>534821
fuck, i used this one when ever i reinstalled linux and just wanted a simple wallpaper before i got all my shit back (kept it on my USB) but last time i lost it - fukken saved and thanx!
>> Anonymous
>>535746
yeah, my programming teacher did that for kicks (for our class) when we had done all our work at the end of term. Did so much funny shit, just picking on this one guy that kept trying to use proxies and was generally not doing what he's supposed to be doing. He went nuts then logged off and got on another computer, so we just kept following him.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
Bump for more epic stories~
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>537436
If it where epic and had anything to do with the topic at hand i would tell you, but it neither is epic (not even good) nor has it anything to do with the topic at hand, so i won't.