/a/ is dead.(???)
has /a/ fallen?
(???)
Only ash remains(???)
I step out for three hours and 4chan goes to hell.What the fuck (???)
/r9k/ is down too..I'm getting con failures on /c/...
most of 4chan, 7chan, 99chan, iichan, wakachan, 420chan and so on are dead anyway. being dead means that you cant die, sounds reasoable