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Anonymous
ANNOYED

i got fired for having this desktop at work... others felt it was offending to see half naked, especially anime characters as a desktop theme... post the most offending anime wallpapers you have, and i will change the machine images to have them as the standard wallpaper on all machines. im the network admin, this will be an nice farewell present.
>> Anonymous
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If this is true i will submit this image.
>> Jack
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Well, that blows.
>> Anonymous
I'm pretty sure they hired me to set up their network and fully document how to use it, then they found an excuse to fire me and find a cheaper monkey to use the system i set up... its bullshit.

I will see what i can to destroy what i set up.
>> Anonymous
you could put on that background that is just the black and white stripes that fucks with your eyes :D
>> Anonymous
>>324131

Make yourself a botnet ;)
>> Anonymous
OP here: i was thinking about going around and flicking all the powersupplys from 230v to the 1100 or whatever setting. yay 2600 new powersupplys when they turn the mains on :P but that would take so long, and i prolly will be blamed so i think i will go with the modified images
>> Anonymous
>>324133

I have a master admin network user thats invisible from the other admin profiles, therefore cannot be found, or deleted. so if they change the images i can check remotely and change them back :P
>> Anonymous
>>324135

Oh thats pretty awesome.

What you could also do is delete all the shortcuts on the desktop and startmenu. That would piss them off pretty badly.
>> Anonymous
>>324136

haha didn't think of that one, its windows XP so i can customize the start menu to hid all icons
>> Anonymous
>>324140

If you wanted to use them for personal gain you could try and set up a bittorrent client on them and use them to get and seed all the torrents you want and possibly use something like a http proxy to get the downloaded files.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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heres a good one. xD
>> Anonymous
>>324142

lol that could work, they will notice the traffic too, and wonder how.
>> Anonymous
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OP please post pics when you do it >:3
>> Anonymous
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>>324131
I feel you, my friend had something like that happen recently. I can't remember the details, but he got some temp job and wasn't getting full pay. They said they'd hire him on full time later, but found some retarded bullshit reason to fire him after he set up a bunch of shit and cleaned up the mess of the last IT guy. Fucking bullshit.
>> Anonymous
hmmm, i could post a screen cap of the new modified image. taking screens when its done remotely is kinda hard, its easy to edit a image remotely when you have a program that compares files and then only copies the differences. therefore the upload wont fuck my cap
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>324162

Lol replace taking screens with taking pictures...
>> Anonymous
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Ah, if only I had some Boku no Pico walls...
>> Anonymous
>>324126
1. Delete Desktop Icons, Then Hide My Computer And Recycle Bin.
2. Delete Every Thing In The Start Menu
3. Take A Screencap of The Desktop
4. Move Task Bar To Top Of The Screen
5. Hide Task Bar
6. Set Screencap As Desktop Wallpaper & Lock It.
7.?????
8. Profit!
>> Anonymous
>>324170

hahaha i could change the display to be taller and move the projection up so u cant see the locked taskbar at the top either haha, i guess you have had practice fucking ppl off before hahaha
>> Anonymous
if you have access to their hardware, mess up their router settings. or better still, erase all settings. let the company die by the millions of internet viruses that will infect them.

or if you want, remove all restricted access. so that anybody can view anything or change anything. nice :)

or put them all on different network sections so that suddenly they cant connect to each other. the options are limitless lol!! mess them before u leave so that they have to hire someone to fix it again.
>> Anonymous
>>324172
I usta work for a certain state's Child Support Center and everyone got on everyone's nerves and it was cutthroat. So my roommate who worked with me did this kinda shit to our co-workers.
>> Anonymous
>>324173

i was thinking i would mess with their heads a while before i do that, i do have an admin profile they cant see or modify with the most rights
>> Anonymous
>>324170
a nice way to piss people off. but may i suggest a better way.

1. Take A Screencap of The Desktop
2. Move Task Bar To Top Of The Screen
3. Hide Task Bar
4. Set Screencap As Desktop Wallpaper & Lock It.
5. Delete Desktop Icons, Then Hide My Computer And Recycle Bin.
6. Delete Every Thing In The Start Menu
7.?????
8. Profit!

i just reordered the things to do. that way, they will still think that they have a working desktop but when they try to click on the icons, they wont be able to.
>> Anonymous
>>324175
lol change their privileges to "read only" so when they go to save their work they'll be denied access to overwrite the file/s.
>> Anonymous
>>324176
yeah after writing that and reading it a few times I realized it would be better if they thought their My Computer and the Recycle Bin was still there. thinking they could click it, drag it highlight it and soforth; causing them to be annoyed/pissed off.
>> Anonymous
>>324176

haha will do!!! "huh my computers frozen!" restart... windows loads log in then "fuck its frozen again" the new admin will go nuts with everyone wanting to know "NOW" why their machines keep freezing. that was the most annoying thing about the job ppl wanting to be in the loop, or thinking they know more than u and tell u how to fix it. trying to get things done with ppl harassing you sucks.
>> Anonymous
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well anyways...more ecchi walls...
>> Anonymous
or if you had the time,
1)winzip theier exe files, delete the extension
2)rezip the file using winrar, then delete the extension
3)rezip it again using winzip.
4)reiterate as many times as desired
5)change the extension back to .exe
6)??????
7)profit

they will never figure it out why they cant run thier programs unless they do a reinstall or call u up hehe.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Do a combination of:
>>324182
>>324177(in case>>324182fails)
>>324176

and finally...>>324173
>> Anonymous
I've already changed the auto correct options on Word/ ms office programs to change common words and ppls names, to slightly different or similar sounding but words that are totally different in meaning i dont think they will pick that up until they have emailed and printed a few letterheads. haha embarrassing
>> Anonymous
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i have two good shuffle walls for this
>> Anonymous
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and no. 2
>> Anonymous
Change the mouse cursor to a blank one and use lock the XP loading screen/BSOD/etc as the wallpaper. The first thing they'll probably do is backup and reformat everything, which will cost plenty of time and money :D
>> Anonymous
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forgive me for this not being anime, but set this as the screen saver :P
>> Anonymous
Why the fuck do you ask for this on an anime wallpaper board? You should just use the traditional goatse pic.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>324126
You were neither employed nor were you fired. GB2/bed/ Garfield.
>> Anonymous
copy pasta everything inside the WINDOWS folder over and over again until you fill the hard drive's capacity. they don't know what to delete.
>> Anonymous
>>324156
sauce on that wallpaper?
>> Anonymous
just setup goatse-wallpapers...that will upset them more than some ecchi-stuff
>> Anonymous
mmm, goatse.
or tubgirl maybe.

I'm at work so I can't post anything I have. do tell us what happens tho
>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous
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if it's true, thread needs more negima
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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anonymous delivers one
grab it while it lasts
>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anonymous !gVHL/wF1qE
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>> Anon!
So how'd it go? Any photos for memory's sake?
>> Anonymous
>>324351
>>324321
>>324320
dammit more like thissssss
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>324371
winnar
>> Anonymous
Hey OP, assuming this isn't terrible lie to get a bunch of porn desktops, don't you think they're going to INSTANTLY link this to you, and then decide "all the other shit thats gone wrong, that only a person in his position could do"
Instead, be nothing but polite and courteous, then when their shit goes down they wont automatically think of the bratty little shit who threw a temper tantrum and changed all the desktops.
>> Anonymous
When I was fire from my admin job I was escorted from the building. They were probably far too aware of admins with gripes (Perhaps their last admin fucked them over because of same situation).
>> Anonymous
If you have anything that relies on code change it slightly to fuckup at a later date. Make sure to use one of those tools that adjust the timestamp though so it appears untampered with ;)
>> Anonymous
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>>324126
maybe they was offended by hueg artifacts?
>> Anonymous
its the op again, im pretty damn sure they hired me to set everything up and then get rid of me...
i wasnt paid anything to set up the initial network, everything was a mess i had to completely rethink everything from the ground up. there was about 6 different individualized networks and just over 600 machines that ran independently, which weren't networked at all. everything was transfered via usb drives... they paid me a higher than the norm wage and promised me the same wage and regular hours when i finnished so the job was the reason to set up the network... so, i singlehandedly set up everything for shit all only to be fired when i was complete...... they tricked me into setting everything up for free basically. i would have charged 10 times what i got if i was only setting it up. they had been advertising my position(not setting up but what i was promised) prior to the alleged incident, for a way lower pay... i was ripped off and im angry, and they have no idea what happens when you piss off the guy that made everything...

i have started the mind fuck already.

2 things, so far.

1) read only

2) anything copied from the network can only be opened on the machine that it came from... haha
(a nice little copy protection program that makes sharing files useless :P)

BTW: i am now officially not there anymore
>> Anonymous
Also the networks they had weren't client server networks. it was just a bunch of machines sharing the internet.. with shared folders.. no, nos (network operating system) and you could jump from one machine to another because they all had different passwords...

i created a centralized network instead of get off my machine, or can i use that machine for a sec... now you can jump on any machine have your own profile that works on every computer mac or pc, and they for the first time have a back up system going... so, it was a lot of work for nothing.

sorry about my rant more ideas and walls please :D
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>324318

this is along the lines of what i want :D, i want them to feel ashamed when they look at the wallpaper cos its hot :D
i dont want to do goatse.. or tubgirl :S
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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you got fired for having that as your wallpaper?
lol, this is my desk at work.
fuck me the colour printer rocks.
>> Anonymous
>>324664
Fucking lefty
>> Anonymous
>>324664

hehe, freedom!
i wish i could do that i did at my last it job... i mean i was secluded in a room by myself they couldn't even see my desktop unless they came around the other side the the help counter and then most the time i had fullscreen programs obscuring my desktop so it was a full stretch to fire me :P
>> Anonymous
>>324664

also was that a wax printer? i bought a xerox wax printer with the company budget, damn they print well, just takes time to warm up
>> Anonymous
>>324126
I'm glad. Maybe you retards will learn what work safe is finally.
>> sage sage
ask the technology board silly. they could probably think of a shit load of downright nasty things to do.
>> Anonymous
>>324670
OP's work wallpaper is worksafe you goddamn fucknut.
>> Anonymous
>>324676
don't feed the troll
>> Anonymous
>>324676
Depends on your workplace. Some places, anything other than the company logo would get you into shit. Other places, nothing short of goatse would get you fired.
>> Anonymous
>>324678

hmmmmm, i was responsible for the creation of the network rules, and you could change the background of your profile to what you wanted... + they only warned me once and just made up bullshit about multiple offences
>> Anonymous
>>324678
INSPIRATION!

Goatse wallpaper. I wont post it here but OP, if you did that it would be megalulz
>> Anonymous
>>324176
This method has been done to death before. While it does cause some confusion at first, a similar prank would cause much better results.

Change the destination of every icon to perform some other task than what it did before. This will allow the icon to be selected, doubleclicked, right clicked, whatever, but won't go to the intended destination.

Tasks that could be added may include a task that opens nothing, not a warning that the file is missing, just nothing. The targets of 5 icons could be rotated to do the intended task of the next. Each icon could open up something like calc, or CMD, or FreeCell.

As far as the task bar goes, if there is a clock on it, you need to have a "functioning" clock to keep up the appearance. There are mods to simply change the behavior of the Start button, and nothing else with the start menu. This again would take longer to fix.

As to the OP, personally I would behave as polite as possible, leaving said back door in to hopefully go undetected as long as possible, and then to consult legal council. After legal options are exhausted, I would wait 1-4 months, and then sabotage the institution, so as to try and make it look as it may not be you.
>> sage sage
>>324685
listen to this man. you don't want to lose your ability to sue, if it's even there...
>> Anonymous
>>324664
LOL - Great!
>> Anonymous
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Something as tame as this wall got me a slap on the wrist at my work... I wouldn't dare try anything like OP's wall.
>> Anonymous
I think your best bet is some range murata robot pics. Will make a pedo out of any one.
>> Anonymous
>>324654
delete system32.
>> Anonymous
GAYFAG
>> Anonymous
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>>324126
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>325052
Because she eats people, and your boss knows this.
>> QuestionGuy
>>324664
I'm sorry, is that an XP-Tan figure on your desk? Sir, where can I buy one (if its not, where can I buy that figure?)
>> Anonymous
>>325233
yeah, it's XP Tan. being an Aussie, I bought it from www.t*market.com.au, whom I won't properly promote because their customer service is shit, with them knowing that they're the only decent distributer in the country.
hobby link japan, however, sell them.
www.hlj.com

i wanted to upload another pic of my desk, grrr.
>> Anonymous
>>325233
http://www.hlj.com/product/YUY28001
>> Anonymous
>>324664
Lol Mac monitor on PC.
>> Anonymous
>>324126
unlawful termination?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Ohm Rice
HELLO FAGGOTS I SEE THIS IS WHAT YOURE DOING!

I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT