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Anonymous
Gee, things like this:
http://matadornights.com/sexiest-men-in-the-world-outside-the-us/

...always make me rage. I don't know entirely why, but naive women whose legs suddenly become as wide as canyons when they cross a border piss me off.

I wish they'd all watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHerwQGKYNo&e

Pic related. Apparently drunk hipsters are also considered delectable by delirious and deluded traveling dunces. I tried to say as much in the comments section, but they like to exercise censorship clearly 'cause my post was deleted. :'(
>> Anonymous
In their defense, men do it too. It's just part of the experience, I guess.
>> Anonymous
>>68276
lol, London, England...
>> Anonymous
Pisses me off a bit too, but deep down I guess I'm just jealous I don't have the exotic looks my Algerian and Cherokee (or whatever indian tribe his ancestors were part of) friends. Oh well, even though I'm just an average white boy I still could have it a lot worse.
>> Anonymous
>>68286
But men don't cover it up in fairy-tale slush. Women do, and it's annoying.

The thing is, women expect to wooed. Men don't. Adopting the position of a passive recipient of "exotic" male attention, and then gushing (in a sense, bragging) over the attention you were given is as bad a male going to Thailand and coming home to brag about the foreign poon he just snagged. It's damned offensive.
>> Anonymous
i lol'd hard at that video
>> Anonymous
Eh. People have their tastes, and some prefer a bit of the exotic. So what if the game is the same, even if it's spoken in a different language? Why rage about shit you can't change?

Also, chicks from other countries come to the U.S. and fall for American game just as easily. You can take my good word on that. Consider it an exchange program.
>> Anonymous
>>68298
Look, I'm not getting laid and I'll rage at anything that suggests others are and not based on merit. Y'see?

I'm a pent-up puppy. :(
>> Anonymous
>>68292
I would say that a majority of women who get some abroad know what they're doing. Stupid women are always going to be stupid - these are the ones who don't realize that their exotic dream-guys are just looking for some NSA poon.
>> Anonymous
>>68300
Alright. I'll give you that, with my condolences. Maybe you should stalk the streets, looking for foreign students?
>> Anonymous
>>68303
I dunno' man. It feels so dishonest. 'Cause in the end, I'm actually an honest dude.

Chicks don't dig honest dudes.
>> Anonymous
>>68301
Yeah, but c'mon. There truly is nothing more than a yoga practicing, kaballah reading, self-indulgent bitch thinking she's having a romantic experience when some scruffy Italian kid plows her. Just how dumb are these girls?

Still, it gives me hope. Whenever somebody says "travel is dangerous" I just say "lol, bitches like this somehow survive!"
>> Anonymous
OP here. Anyway, enough of my pent-up angst. Discuss romantic experiences abroad and mock the naivety of some.
>> Anonymous
OP here. Anyway, enough of my pent-up angst. Discuss romantic experiences abroad and mock the naivety of some.
>> Anonymous
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34198
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34198
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34198
>> Anonymous
Yup. I sure am glad men don't have moronic ideas about how amazing women from other countries are. Women are so dumb!
>> Anonymous
Oh god, that e-mail/letter made me want to throw up.
>> Anonymous
>Oh well, even though I'm just an average white boy I still could have it a lot worse.

>an average white boy

Wat? If you're white, there are entire countries that will literally suck yo' dick.
>> Anonymous
Hipsters wearing terrorist scarfs shorten my lifespan.