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Anonymous
So, I have the money and I've been thinking about taking a vacation to Mars. Pros/cons? I only know a bit of Martian, is it absolutely necessary to be fluent in it to get anywhere? Thanks in advance.
>> Anonymous
fucking marsaboo, go back to /mars/ and fap to your gay marsaboo cartoons
>> Anonymous
your problem is they don't provide breathable air unless you pay the fee, and you can't bring you're own due to foreign air taxes. the fee is in marsipans, and the only way you can exchange your cash is to actually GO to mars.

its a fucked up system.
>> Anonymous
I dunno, I think Martians have been restricting travel recently, due to that cold bug they picked up from us when they visited here.
>> Anonymous
But man, I used to have this Martian girlfriend, and you wouldn't BELIEVE the things she could do with her four tongues. Totally crazy. If you do make it to Mars, there's this sweet little restaurant near Olympus Mons that you should try out, I think it was called "Gryzxxxxxxxxx Cog". Be careful of some of the other ones though, there are rumors going around that some of them serve human, and though personally I have no problem trying out new cuisines, that may not be your thing! Best of luck!
>> Anonymous
Mars is a pretty cool guy. eh has no atmosphere and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> Anonymous
>>8465
Failfag is a pretty cool guy. Eh, gets scientific facts wrong and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> Anonymous
look up nuclear pulse propulsion. It's the only real chance we have of actually making it to mars and actually doing something.
>> Anonymous
>>8464

red plague
>> Anonymous
>>8464
when i went to mars i was surprised at how closely their language resembled welsh.
>> Anonymous
>>8511

You know I thought the same thing when I was there.
>> Anonymous
>>8469
Just saying, the "eh" is just a typo, it really means "he", as in "he kills aliens", not "eh, kills aliens"