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Sup /trv/,
Apologies for just discovering you exist, I've been poking around ever since my little trip to california last week, looking for new Travel destinations and the like.

Current idea is I might be flying out to Australia. Specifically Perth, because I happen to know people there, etc.

Any recommendations, tourist attractions, suggestions to gtfo plz?

Also, Kangaroo Meat? Good?
>> Anonymous
watch out for bush bears
or whatever the fuck
>> Anonymous
>>19059
perth? are you fucking retarded? have fun getting raped by abos and such.
visit somewhere interesting, basically anywhere on the east coast.
kangaroo meat = aids.
tastes like shit and is as tough as titties.
>> Skipper
>>19059
Perth is undergoing a mining boom at the moment, so accommodation is hard to find and expensive. If you can stay with friends so much the better.
Lots to see and do especially if you like to surf.
Perth can be very hot around Dec to March.
Bear in mind that it is the most isolated (and insular) city in the world). The nearest city of any size is Adelaide which is 2000Km away.
Kangaroo meat is an acquired taste. Very lean and low in cholesterol. Personally, I don't like it. My partner does.
>> Anonymous
>>19064
You probably mean drop-bears. Thylacoleo carniflex has been extinct for millennia. And just as well.
>> Anonymous
>>19085
Just don't buy drop-bear repellent or you'll have to stay out of auroran space with that pilot.
>> Anonymous
>Kangaroo Meat? Good?

Kangaroo meat is absolutely delicious but it has to be cooked right. It has very little fat so it's got to be cooked quick or else it drys out. Smell like shit raw though.
>> Anonymous
not a fan of roo meat
very lean, healthy i suppose
but meh
prefer some good beef
>> Anonymous
>>19090
I'm suprised at how many people have never heard of that game and the series in general. It fucking rocked.

To OP: Stay away from abos.
>> Anonymous
if you're into beaches, perth has the best in the world
>> Anonymous
I love roo meat actually.
>> Anonymous
I used to work in a kitchen where we served roo meat. its delicious. It was listed as 'steak' on the menu so everyone thought it was beef. Not one complaint!
>> Anonymous
Visiting friends is always a good excuse to go somewhere, but don't fall into the trap of just hanging around at home with them drinking all the time.

>>19121
Seconded. Kangaroo is hard mode for people that can't cook steak properly.

I couldn't eat it every night like I could steak, but it is tasty and absolutely worth a try.
>> Anonymous
NSW really does kick the shit out of the rest of Aus. But vic has Mebourne and it pwns quite hard, specially if you liek teh musics.

DONT GO TO FUCKING ADELAIDE
>> Anonymous
>>19182

new south fails sucks shit.
>> Anonymous
>>19090
IZ DAT SUM ESCAPE VELOCITY?
>> Anonymous
Urethra beetles.
>> sage !!SOJTvLiutsP
>>19190
Escape velocity references. On my 4chan. I shat bricks.
>>19182
Wasn't particularly planning to, differences in distance and all, I can only afford so much plane ticket.
>>19082
Isolated? Nifty. Now with the added bonus of me having to attempt to blend in with the local population lest they notice me and sic their kangaroo armies on me.

And can somebody explain what the fuck an "abos" is? I'm an uncultured fag on occasion.
>> Anonymous
Perth fucking sucks, i live here and hate it. It's a culturally barren shithole full of bogans, wanky rich kids or asians. Also its so far away from anything else, and its too quiet, if you like nature and quiet then come here by all means but dont hang around too long.
>> Anonymous
>>19206
The rest of Australia's pretty much the same.

Perth was pretty chill when I went there, it's a very nice place to relax and not do anything.
>> Anonymous
>>19205
"Abos" is the derogatory term for the indigenous people of Australia. In the eastern states the preferred term is "Koorie". They have been displaced from their land and have had their culture marginalised. And people wonder why they are either drunk or alienated.
Some aborigines have reached high positions in society. Others have excelled in arts and sports.
Basically, they are simply targets for anyone who wants to make himself look good by making others look bad.
>> Anonymous
hey, aus here.

perth seems abit boring.
if you want to do something iteresting, try queensland, go to the reef, theam parks etc...

or go ti urlaru and try some bush tuccer
>> Anonymous
I live in Cairns Australia, dont go perth, everything thats anything is on the east coast. Sydney, Reef, sydney, reef lol. Melbourne is the best city for culture though.
>> Anonymous
melbourne here
its pretty win
that is all.
>> Anonymous
>>19410
They've bought it on themselves.

I know of alot of aboriginals. My aunt is one, and as such I've grown up around them and alot of them are great people, they get on with their lives.

But there's a heap that bitch about how screwed they are by the government and how no one ever does anything for them
>> Anonymous
Perth is like a bigger warmer Seattle.
>> Anonymous
lol racism

The government only instituted martial law on the reservations and caused many to flee fearing a second Stolen Generation.
>> Anonymous
Perth's the best place in Australia to live, but it's hella boring to visit. The beaches are good, though.
>> Anonymous
All the roo meat i've ever had has been among the best food i've ever tasted ever (i'm not overstating here), but i've only ever had it cooked by my dad who is an extremely good cook so i don't know what it tastes like cooked poorly.
Can't say i've ever been to perth but i've been to Sydney and Melbourne, Sydney is phyisically beautifull but personally i prefer the culture and general feel of Melbourne. Being a Tassiefag though i love Hobart, it's kindof like Melbourne but smaller with an older feel to it.
>> Anonymous
>>19205
Abos are basically Australia's niggers.
>> Anonymous
>>19517
That's fucking mean.
Normal niggers are much more intelligent than abos.
>> Anonymous
Go to Tasmania, it's full of old building that are pretty much works of art, festivals and markets, lots of culture and History... I garentee you'll be bored
>> Anonymous
>>19517
No. The comparison begins and ends with them being black. No point elaborating; it just sounds like racist hyperbole until you've had the mispleasure of meeting some.
>> Anonymous
>>19489
The stolen generation that game from families where children were abused? Yeah, how dare they take them away
>> Anonymous
>>19517
More accurately: aborigines are Australia's equivalent of Amerindians. Except they didn't get any casinos etc.>>19479
The aborigines I know are quite cynical about their "leaders". They reckon that the "leaders" have learned only too well from their white bosses how to rort the system.
>> Anonymous
>>Except they didn't get any casinos etc.

which is ironic given how integral gambling is to australian culture...
>> Anonymous
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>>19779

You are a dummy waiting to be spat within the year, by either Costello or Turnbull. Enjoy being beyond irrelevant in the meantime, Brendon.
>> Anonymous
>>Also, roast lamb? Good?
>> Anonymous
>>19974
If you can get to Melbourne for the spring lamb, do it.
>> Anonymous
>>19971
Learn your history sunshine.
>> Anonymous
>>20382

Why is the lamb better in spring?