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South Africa Anonymous
Going to Cape Town next week, does /trv/ have any good tips on what to do there?
Any things I should know/remember down there?
>> Anonymous
enjoy being murdered
>> Anonymous
bring a knife
>> Anonymous
watch jaw's it took place in cape town
>> Anonymous
Cape area is safe and made of win. Also, prepare to drink lots and lots of good wine.
>> Anonymous
Buy a gun
>> Anonymous
enjoy lack of nigras
>> A
Go swimming while you're in Cape Town, I suggest you go for a nice swim at about 5:00am, preferably in overcast conditions. Go out until you can't see the bottom, and start thrashing in the water. Something magical will happen...
>> Anonymous
>>8581

a mythical beast will appear and will yell "SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIICK" at you?
>> It's been a few years since I been to Africa.. Anonymous
not under the best of terms. First time browsing /trv/.

Look, stay in a group, don't draw attention to yourself, don't carry too much cash. Make your trip brief.

South Africa is not the holiday place it used to be. Crime is bad, and um...when I was there it wasn't for touristing.

But you know...it's funny...when your out in the boonies...and someone turns on a tape deck and Tarzan Boy is playing. A little fun in a lot of misery.

Just...be careful.
>> Anonymous
>>8639
ELLIPSES.
>> Anonymous
Vacationing in a risky place? Go all out then and go to a warzone somewhere, more manly to die bombed or shot by muslims than stabbed and raped by blackie, amirite?
>> Anonymous
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When surrounded don't block the machetes with your arms, it'll only make your death slower and more painful.
>> Anonymous
wow, /trv/ seriously knows jack shit about south africa
>> Anonymous
>>8898
lol butthurt nigger here.
>> Anonymous
Avoid going to Seth Efrika if your black, or else white University students will make you eat raw meat and piss.
>> Anonymous
That sounds like fun, OP. I want to go on vacation to the country with the highest murder rate in the world, too!
>> Anonymous
After they stopped doing that racism thingy a few years ago it's become better
>> Anonymous
>>8898
>>8907

Actually its true, all you generic fuckers want to go to asia and europe... yawn..