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Friends in London Anonymous
Dear /trv,

Amerifag here, I'm in London for the summer on an exchange program until the 19th of July. So far, I love the city, but hate the people on my program- they're all 19 year olds who think the most badass thing in the world is to go shopping and then go drink every night. That's not why I came, and if I get pressured into going out with them, I'll regret my trip.

I can only go to so many museums in a week. Are any of you doing anything interesting and somewhat cheap that you'd recommend I attend too? I'm feeling incredibly lonely, and in a city this big, I don't think I should.

Thanks
(pic is the view from my window)
>> Anonymous
Tell every British person you see that you didn't vote for Bush. Self-loathing Americans are real popular over there.
>> Anonymous
How about just Bush-loathing?

The way I have found to impress the British are twofold.

Be on top of their shit (British compliments are actually insults & vice versa). They admire an evil wit even if its directed at them.

Second, hate on chavs.
>> Anonymous
>>37861
i love how americans try to explain "British Humour" and get totally outfoxed by it, like it's some big puzzle :\

anyway, why don't you just go out with said people? meet more people, relax a bit.. i mean, why don't you like drinking? it's pretty much the british pastime.. other than that, you could go to a gig/concert?...

as for me, the most interesting/cheap thing i do is get pissed. so you're drawing a blank over here.
>> Anonymous
>>37862
>i love how americans try to explain "British Humour" and get totally outfoxed by it, like it's some big puzzle :\

wut. i understand the "jokes" completely, i just don't find it funny at all.

i love how british people try to explain how americans think about "british humOr" and get totally outfoxed by it, like it's some big puzzle :\

not everyone likes your type of humOr... even some brits (vice versa for our own comedies).
>> Anonymous
>somewhat cheap

http://www.londonisfree.com/
>> Anonymous
>>37869
butthurt american faggot who doesnt understand subtle humour

IF THERE IS NO LAFFING TRACK ON TV I DUNNO WHEN TO LAFF
>> Anonymous
>>37886
who said i watched sitcoms? you dumb cunt.
>> Anonymous
>>37876

OP here, thanks anon!
>> Anonymous
ITT Brits swarm to anti-american insults like flies to shit. I hate mankind.