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ok, so i know there is a similar thread, that being said, if i had 1 million pounds, how hard is it to get british citizenship, real estate, what should i invest in? wheres a nice quiet spot in the uk? ty 4chan lol
>> Anonymous
OP here, anyone...?
>> Anonymous
There's no economic citizenship program in the UK. Also, there aren't any retiree/pensioner programs either. Your best bet if you didn't want to live there like a normal for five years would be to make a case to the Home Secretary on why he should grant you citizenship.
>> Anonymous
Why the hell would you want to move here?

It's a shithole. If I had a million pound I'd be out of here so fast.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Enter England via the back of a van with the rest of the muslims and East-Europeans, then request asylum.
>> Anonymous
>>80657
What are your ultimate goals? Second citizenship? Own property? Why the UK anyway? What exactly are you going for?
>> Anonymous
i'll sell you my british passport for a million
>> Anonymous
I'd sell you my british passport for £999,999.99
>> Anonymous
£1,000,000 in a UK bank will get you in on an investor visa, 6 years of residence will get you citizenship.
>> Anonymous
>>80709
i want own a house on the isle of wright
>>80729
ty how do u obtain an investor visa
>> Anonymous
>>80826
invest
>> Anonymous
>>80826
Also it's Wight. In after the troll.
>> Anonymous
The only person on here who'd want to "move to Britain" is a dumbshit Brit.
>> Anonymous
>how do u obtain an investor visa

http://www.ukvisas.gov.uk/en/howtoapply/vafs/
>> Anonymous
>>80826
The Isle of Wight is probably the biggest shithole in the UK. It can be quite a beautiful place, but the people are really backwards. My friend's mother is a social worker there, they have huge incest problems and really low IQs... it's like something from the League of Gentleman. Nearly ALL the women on the Isle of Wight got conned by a pyramid scheme a few years back.

I would recommend the Isles of Scilly, Guernsey or Jersey (the latter too are hard to get into, but tax havens).

There are areas that are just outside London too, referred to as the 'home counties'. That tends to be where a lot of the wealthy who don't live in London reside.
>> Anonymous
Isles of Scilly.

What

There's nothing there, just a few hundred people and NOTHING ELSE.
>> Anonymous
>>80862
thats sounds awesome
>> Anonymous
>>80726
stop muscling in on my deal bro
>> Anonymous
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ok op here is my retarded plan, investor visa, get 10 million pounds, nice big house, you think maybe that and looking kinda buff will get me into this girl's pants?
>> Anonymous
>>80937
RRRRRRROOOIIIIDDDSSS
>> Anonymous
>>80937
Could only be better if she marries you and you shit out more than four kids.
>> Anonymous
>>80937
That's a MAN, baby!
>> Anonymous
>>80987
>>81061
your just jealous of my pwnage
>> Anonymous
>>81077
And you're awesome grammer.
>> Anonymous
>>81080
fuck off grammar nazi
>> Anonymous
>>80937
HOW DARE YOU BETRAY OUR TRUST LIKE THIS!!!

I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU AND I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU!!!
>> Anonymous
>>81086
damn 4chan is full of weirdoes
>> Anonymous
wow holy shit this is still on here, i'm doing it who thinks my experiment will work out?