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Anonymous
AUSFAG here,

What is the foreign stereotype of our noble race?
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Racist, alcoholic, loud, rough, belligerent, irrelevant (and unhappy about it), ubiquitous, stupid fucking accent, usually blonde, hate English people (but flock to England in huge numbers) and Steve Irwin.

Also HUNTSMANS.
>> Anonymous
All insects are poisonous and huge. We ride around in kangaroos. Koalas piss on you (which inst entirely untrue). And the bitches love our voices, expect to have them hanging of you when you go overseas.
>> Anonymous
Funny, everything in the brackets is specifying quite clearly the new yuppie bunch of idiots that want to be American. everything else is pretty true. except racist, i think you mean 'like joking around'.
>> Anonymous
What stereotype? LOLOLOLOL
>> Anonymous
>>10443

no, you misread the australian mood; it's RESENTMENT for and IRRITATION by the US, not idolatry. it's that way because while everyone knows the program of cultural fascism no one can transcend the self-censorship mores enough to call it out

at any rate, the entire world has maccas, says 'goddamn', follows the US sham elections at least tangentially, etc
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc3dHgIrvIE
>> Anonymous
lvl 20 epic commoners that fight against other epic insects/ monsters including dragons

also land of monsters AKA greyhawk
>> Anonymous
When I think of Ausfags I think of drunk England football fans.
>> Anonymous
When I think of Australia, I think of cangaroos.
next thing that comes to my mind is that you really must have done something right in your history, if you have risen from Great Britains prisoner country to a fucking continent.
>> Anonymous
i think of ausfags as i do of us english. except, friendlier, hotter, and awesome at sports.
>> Anonymous
I've always thought of you guys as the america down under. for both the good and bad reasons.
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>>10433

Crocodile Dundee, of course. what do you expect?
>> Anonymous
Stingrayyyyyyyyyy
in b4...kangaroos and english convicts...
>> Anonymous
I'm from singapore and from what my friends and relatives told me about the stereotypes and perception of australia is that u guys are damn racist, wannabe americans but failed and former English convicts.
in b4 chewing gum ban and police state
>> Anonymous
>>10536
but not in b4 caning, huh? caning caning caning caning
>> Anonymous
>>10538
why is Singapore so strict anyhow? What's the point? Miss your Chinese Emperor?
>> Anonymous
The idea i guess is to prevent whatever progress that Singapore made to be put to the backseat. We wanna focus on being top in everything and achieve fantastic economic growth with social dividends. So no hanky panky u see.
>> Anonymous
I'd like to ask, why haven't you get rid of the british Queen yet?
>> Anonymous
>>10547
haha, that's why Oz people are only WANNABE Americans
>> Anonymous
Frenchfag here, sorry but we are only interested in other people's WOMEN.
Thus, Australia = epic win for Natalie Imbruglia, the Minogue sisters, etc ...
Plus, they are quite often in Paris, so thanks for sharing.
Oh, and sorry for the nuclear tests.
>> Anonymous
>>10551
France has weapons?
>> Anonymous
>>10552
>France has weapons?

LOL, yes, almost every other country has tried to take us out in the last 1000 years (sometimes all of Europe at once, which at the time meant everybody with a significant army). Makes you paranoid.

So, yes, we have nuclear missiles, and the last series of tests (on French islands in the Pacific) upset the Australians, hence the apologies to our Australian neighbors.
>> Anonymous
She's queen of Australia as well.

By popular mandate, too.
>> Anonymous
>>10554
Yeah she actually has a special place in Australia, something she does not have in any of the other Commonwealth coutries. We (Britfags) need to stage a revolution, and hold on second someone at my door, OH SHI-
>> Anonymous
>>10553
Q: How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows. They haven't tried in hundreds of years.
>> Anonymous
>>10433
Ausfags =! race
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>>10553

Stare at this image, Frenchfag.


Yes. Yes. Now flee, scoundrel.
>> Anonymous
>onlygermanycomesclose.jpg
lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>10569
Why would I ? My family has a nearly 800 years long (I kid you not) history of fighting the English (starting in 1066, before their country even existed). Last time in checked, they still haven't conquered France.
Besides, we've been on the same side since Crimea 1853 (from that point on, my family has a 250 years long history of fighting ALONGSIDE the brits. I added the last page to date in Iraq in 1991 myself). And apparently this trend is going to last.
>> Anonymous
>>10573
Good. Now all we need is Germany and we can conquer the entire world.
>> Anonymous
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/jan/15/france.eu

Oh how Glorious this would have been.
>> Anonymous
The stereotypes I know are that Australians are all blonde surfers or live in bumfuck nowhere like country bumpkins.

As a Californian I get the surfer thing too, but seriously every Australian I've met has been a surfer.
>> Anonymous
>>10573

protip: England was a country before the norman invasion.
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>>10433
This.
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>>10573

OK, le homeboy. I can accept some Frenchip. GET IT? YEAH? FUNNY, HUH?

But seriously, I actually love France and have a 99% record of meeting nice French people, so they are officially a worthy set of chaps in my eyes.

Vive la France, etc.
>> Anonymous
France is a hotbed of culture and is right up in the fray whenever there's a cultural revolution, i hold great respect for france for this regaurd. looking forward to the next rennaissance guys! Australia needs it before we turn into an america with chinese totalitarianism.

Australia today is NOTHING EVEN CLOSE to Australia of 20-15 years ago (except the isolated rural areas)
>> Anonymous
>>10600
Stereotype my ass, thats how every aussie is
>> Anonymous
>>10433
Always Drunken Rednecks who think they can drink more beer than Bavarians on the Oktoberfest and end up in the next hospital because of alcohol intoxication.
>> Anonymous
you all surf, talk in a funny (in a good way) accent, spend your evenings in beach houses drinking beer and talking about hot women and surfing, only occasionally to be disturbed by immigrant riots and huge-ass spiders coming out of nowhere
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CROIKEY!!!
>> Anonymous
racists
dagos
bogans
lebs
whatever any of these mean
>> Anonymous
beautiful blond assholes.
all you do is have sex and surf with incredibly toned bodies, not a horrible stereotype.
>> Anonymous
Clean cities, a thriving economy, and a nice climate.

There are my stereotypes from an American standpoint
>> Anonymous
>>†Invisible Sky Magician†
>> Anonymous
California circa 1963, but a whole country
>> Anonymous
friendly people, 2 or 3 civilized areas 10000 sq mi desert
>> Anonymous
crimmo. you're bred from rapists.
>> Anonymous
i think your stereotype was killed by a stingray last year
>> Anonymous
Fun and relaxed and easy going, but not exactly a classy bunch. Kind of like the bumfuck suddenly rich hicks of Britan. That's what your accents remind me of too. Not like that's a bad thing; I like suddenly rich hicks.
>> Anonymous
>>10712

FINALLY a US comparison I don't find repellant
>> Anonymous
>>wannabe americans

how are we wannabe americans more than any other anglosphere country that contains US cultural exports?

>>By popular mandate, too.

what

>>Yeah she actually has a special place in Australia, something she does not have in any of the other Commonwealth coutries.

what
>> noko
I think of Australian as a masculine, drunk England with overhyped accents and the weather of California, with giant mice and dirty sand-Jamaicans.

I want to go there and move.
>> Anonymous
CROIKEY!
>> Anonymous
>>10433
Racist, butthurt and incredibly stupid, atleast the politicians, but everybody hates the system too much to actually do anything about it. Years of living in fear of all kinds of forest monsters and animal beasts has led your goverment to think that it should overprotect it's citizen at the cost of freedom.
>> Anonymous
>>10553
It's OK. We got over it when Andrew Denton had two tonnes of shit dumped on the driveway of the French Embassy in Canberra in protest.
>> Anonymous
>>10800

lol youtube please?
>> Anonymous
>>10800
WHAT ? never heard of that. I take back my apologies since you renounced your rights to be treated civilly.
I was against the nuclear tests at the time, now they can resume, over Sydney even, for all I care.

Plus, you might want to remember that Australia is our biggest uranium supplier (used in nuclear weapons among other things). So why didn't you pressure your government to just put an embargo on it ?
>> Anonymous
>>10809
Bitch, please. This was many years ago - get over it. And just so you know Australia will often denounce something then make deals over it if there's good money to be had. Hey, we ARE decendants of criminals after all.
>> Anonymous
>>10809

Australia is contemptuous of popular input into anything; even its own elections

The country is premier proof that you can have the world's best electoral system as well as one of the world's crappiest democracies in real terms
>> Anonymous
Australia is a great place to party and get laid. Aussie chicks are almost all smoking hot and think American accents are sexy. Navy guys pull mad fucking tail in Aussie ports.

Aussie dudes are generally tough motherfuckers, but can take a joke. You wouldn't want to fight one, but if you did, you'd wind up hanging out and getting drunk together later that night.

Mate.
>> Anonymous
>>10552
EFG is the fail marshal of all french forces. thas how they got their stunning victory steak of what?-10,000,000. and surrendered twice to a walmart greeter?
>> Anonymous
>>10496
>>if you have risen from Great Britains prisoner country to a fucking continent.
Australia was a continent long before Britain came along. It was actually a continent before any of the other contintents where continents.
>>10784
>>>>By popular mandate, too.

what

You don't remember the referendum? Newfag.

>>10753
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>> Anonymous
Howcome everyone thinks of us as blondes and surfers? Most Aussies aren't surfers and Australia has a blonde to other hair colour ratio the same as that of any other white country. I spose the surfer stereotype could explain the blonde hair stereotype.
Also Aussies aren't racists, we had one big riot which comprised entirely of white bogans and ethnic bogans, if you're a black/asian Aussie you'll get made fun of it but it's all part of the whole taking the piss out of things thing.
>> Anonymous
>>11898

Learn a little history. And spelling while you're at it.
>> Anonymous
>>10839
seriously? fuck yeah I knew there was a reason I joined the Navy.
All i really think about Australia is EGGS ON HAMBUGERS!
>> Anonymous
The stereotype is drunk, boorish descendants of convicts.

I've been to Melbourne and Sydney though, and found most Aussies to be really great and friendly.

Of course, I hear if you go to the smaller towns you encounter more of the stereotype.

Just like in my home cuntry of AmeriKKKa.
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you are lucky house MD has a token Australian or I would not have a stereotype to give you
>> Anonymous
You all have kangaroos as pets.
>> Anonymous
Never met an Australian I didn't like, you guys are alright

Love,

Canada
>> Anonymous
>>12012

Indeed, you run our ski resorts.
>> Anonymous
I wish they'd show The Chaser's War On Everything in the US. It puts most of the other politically-minded 'comedy' to shame. I want Julian Morrow inside me.
>> Anonymous
>>12265

I wish theyd do more Real Life Musical stunts
>> Anonymous
>>white bogans and sik bros
>> Anonymous
comments like - "I think Melbourne is better then Sydney cause it's more Europian, also Sydney has a bad nightlife scene."

I can't stand meeting other Ausfalians overseas... I've met like 3 I've managed to like but the rest...
>> Anonymous
>>12282
I wish they'd come back ;_;
>> Dr Sivana !JfQ1ar42EA
I saw two of the Chaser guys at a talk. Yes, there's going to be a new season very soon.
>> Dr Sivana !JfQ1ar42EA
*Of Double The Fist.
>> Anonymous
Why, Australians are a fine folk who love nothing more than getting wasted, abusing the term 'mate' and wrestling giant crocodiles.

...Except West Australians. They're just creepy.
>> Anonymous
>>12299

May have something to do with the fact that you're a faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>12316
What is up with West Australians, anyway? I keep hearing vague mentions of them, but nobody tells me what's happening over there.
>> Anonymous
>>12319
Scary inbred rednecks.
'Sandgropers'.

Snapesnogger comes from there.
>> Anonymous
>>12319
shutupshutupshutup

They don't bother us and we don't bother them. They give us the mining cash we need to support our economy and we conveniently forget to question them about the...experiments. Also, Perth's a pretty nice place.
>> Anonymous
Two words: Racist crimmos