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Anonymous
Im a Canadian whos going to europe at the end of this month for 6 weeks, anyone have suggestions on how i should keep my money? keeping cash is fucking scary and irreplaceable, im not old enough to have a credit card, and travellers cheques are barely used in europe. my debit card will work but i will get ding'd like no other.
i guess in worst case scenario ill use my debit card but any help?
>> Anonymous
Be sure to say that you're an american whenever anyone asks where your from. Europeans have great respect for Americans, and will bow to your supposed american cultural superiority and intellect.

Point out that you think Islam should be the new religion of Europe, too, and comment on how great all the new african and arab immigrants have made Europe. Most europeans have a secret hardon for all of these things, and this will only gain you even more influence among them.
>> Anonymous
Europe is not just one country you know. It depends mostly on where you going. So, post some further information.

I (Germanfag) mostly use my credit card and keep some cash. Without a card I see no other way for you than keeping cash with you. It's not that dangerous. Depends on what you are going to do.
>> Anonymous
Keep a few bills in the orifice of your choice.
>> Anonymous
>>66936
Make sure you use the word "europe" when refering to the area you are visiting.

>>66940
Also this.
>> Anonymous
lolling at the OP pic.
>> Anonymous
>>66940

lol you sir win 10000 internets
greatest trolling ive seen in a while
>> Anonymous
>>66940
I'm from the UK and I approve this message.
>> Anonymous
I travel to Eurofaggia a lot use your debit card. You actually save by getting live actual exchange rates without a premium thrown on.
>> Anonymous
OP here...i stated europe because i am going for 7 weeks, to england france belgium luxembourg germany and the netherlands...all im asking is how the fuck should i keep my money...im to young for a credit card by 6 months and debit has high fees
>> Anonymous
>>66940
FUCK THAT SHIT...i would never say im american ...ever, the netherlands love Canada and they have amsterdam so they win...btw i meant to press 6 weeks instead of seven buttons are close together