I'm sure there have already been threads regarding this but I've missed out. Basically, I'm going to be traveling to The Netherlands for the first time in the coming months. Can /trv/ offer some advice or suggestions to make it even more enjoyable?
in before coffee shop
watch out for muslims
Some Dutch words and phrases:Yes = jagerNo = negerGood morning = goeiemoggelWhere is the nearest (station)? = Ik zou u graag verkrachten op het dichtsbijzijnde (station)Two beers, please = Vier pils, alsublieft
>>18284yeah, i was already warned about them.
>>18285>Where is the nearest (station)? = Ik zou u graag verkrachten op het dichtsbijzijnde (station)that's going to be a fun phrase to attempt, good christ.
don't bother learning dutch, everyone speaks english and you won't get anything right anyway.
>>18296lol'd, do it OP.
>>18312i think i'll just listen to>>18298my boyfriend is dutch and i have a hard enough time pronouncing his name. baaw.
Go watch a Feyenoord vs Ajax game.It's always enjoyable watching the superior Feyenoord rip apart Ajax.
>>18285OP here. I see what you did there. Well played, Anon..
>>18318lol kakkerlakkenwhat was it, 3-0 last time?