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CTA safety :D
I recently moved to downtown Chicago for school, so I don't have any street smarts.

I am mostly wondering about the line to O'Hare because it's an option for getting to ACen this year. No, we would not be cosplaying, on the train especially.

But also, what lines should I avoid in general and at what times?
>> Anonymous
Bitch you get you ass out my city before I slap you with a dick
>> Anonymous
They're all safe. I don't understand newfags being all paranoid of the L. New York subways are far worse and yet New Yorkers aren't scared shitless to get on, it's always just the tourists and visitors and newfags.
>> Anonymous
There didn't seem to be a soul on the O'Hare line while I passed through. Don't hang out on the suburban stations late at night while wearing a miniskirt and/or being white. Should be fine.
>> Anonymous
Are there any pizzerias near the subway where one could experience a Chicago deep-dish pizza?
>> Anonymous
>>21671

Statistically you're more likely to be involved in a crime in Chicago than New York.

It's been that way for the past 4 years, at least.

Also, New York subways are FAR safer simply because there's safety in numbers. I can't count how many times I was alone on a platform in Chicago. That's not a very likely situation in New York. There's always someone else around.
>> Anonymous
>>21655

Typical insecure Chicagofag. Your little prairie town isn't really a city, homeless people and toy trains notwithstanding. If you want to play dress-up and act like a tough city person, move to Brooklyn. It's full of pretentious wankers like you and it actually has a city nearby.
>> Anonymous
>>23233Also, New York subways are FAR safer simply because there's safety in numbers. I can't count how many times I was alone on a platform in Chicago. That's not a very likely situation in New York. There's always someone else around.

Might mean somthing if New Yorkers werent fucking pussies. I have seen old women get the living shit beat out of them by bums and no one would help in a crowd. If you think someone wont mug your ass because your around other people you have never visited NY.

And before anyone asks why I didnt help, its hard to help with 40 people standing around with cellphone cams and refusing to move till they have their pics.
>> Anonymous
>>23239
Your pizza is a slice of grease-sodden misery, served by self-righteous human filth masquerading as a pizzaolo.

You're responsible for CATS and Rent.

Guliani got rid of all the hot whores.

Fuck your city.
>> Anonymous
CHICAGO VERSUS NEW YUCK GOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>23243

>If you think someone wont mug your ass because your around other people you have never visited NY

I don't have to visit. I live here.
>> Anonymous
>>23271
Seattle
>> Anonymous
>>23278
Doubt it, you seem like you never venture out into the real world.
>> Anonymous
>>23252

You people delude your fat selves into thinking that a baking dish full of dough and cheese and tomato sauce is pizza, despite not being able to eat it one slice at a time (which is fine by you because you're so fat you can't eat anything in moderation). The closest thing you have to normal pizza is Chuck E Cheese's.

You let a bunch of psychotic animal rights freaks tell you what to eat, and you think it makes you "progressive". In fact, it shows how ignorant you are about the food which you think you love (yet still fail to understand the distinction between quantity and quality).

Your tourists support our Broadway shows, which nobody in New York even goes to, so don't bitch about Rent. You're the ones who jizz all over yourselves for it.

Daley destroyed the only cool thing about Chicago: Merrill C. Meigs Field. Not only that, but he was too much of a pussy to do it through normal channels, so he ordered a special hit squad to do it under cover of night, in secret. By contrast, our old mayor sent most of the 42nd street hookers to the Bronx so that we could use Times Square to attract Chicago tourists who are so simple and peasant-like that all they can think to do in one of the great centers of world culture is go to Cats and Rent. Because we had to create something that would appeal to your insipid country bumpkin aesthetic. tl;dr: any of my mayors can kick any of your mayors' ass. (also the hookers are still here if you're that desperate, but you're probably afraid to go get one).

Also, insert something here about your mama.
>> Anonymous
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lol americans arguing about what is real pizza

and yeah, baww berlusconi won
>> Anonymous
/trv/ - MY x is better than YOUR x
>> Anonymous
>>attract Chicago tourists who are so simple and peasant-like that all they can think to do in one of the great centers of world culture is go to Cats and Rent

lmfao, so true.
>> Anonymous
>>23307
Agreed. Sadly.
>> Anonymous
NYC
>> Anonymous
New York is a pussy town. Any "chicagoan" who is afraid of the CTA isn't a fucking chicagoan at all, they probably live out in the suburbs. Don't get the two confused.

Chicago is a great city. We're a rough people and we could kick the shit out of New York's pussy ass. We're also the only big American city where the whites STILL beat the shit out of the Puerto Ricans and Spics. Beat that, you faggot bastards.
>> Anonymous
>>24445

Maybe it's an attitude like this that perpetuates your high crime rate.

New York is a lot more chill. No need to kick anyone's ass, really.
>> Anonymous
>>23287
Ah, so because one has not witnessed an old lady being beaten, they certainly cannot live in New York, what with the daily beatings of old people on, like, every block at all hours of the day.
>> Anonymous
Take the blue line to O'hare, dude. It's fucking simple. If my 5 foot tall 96lb gf can take the trains everyday then so can you, you pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>24445We're a rough people

You got that right. 36 unrelated shootings in Chicago last weekend, with 9 killed. Your pride in your city is well deserved. You might say Chicago is the Gary, Indiana of Illinois.
>> Anonymous
I lived there up until last year. I used to live right off the Red Line near the Addison stop. Red line south of the loop = nigra central. It's a 'do not want' area.
>> Anonymous
DEAR OP, YOUR UPASS IS WORTH YOUR WEIGHT IN GOLD.
That's all I have to contribute.