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Anonymous
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You people delude your fat selves into thinking that a baking dish full of dough and cheese and tomato sauce is pizza, despite not being able to eat it one slice at a time (which is fine by you because you're so fat you can't eat anything in moderation). The closest thing you have to normal pizza is Chuck E Cheese's.
You let a bunch of psychotic animal rights freaks tell you what to eat, and you think it makes you "progressive". In fact, it shows how ignorant you are about the food which you think you love (yet still fail to understand the distinction between quantity and quality).
Your tourists support our Broadway shows, which nobody in New York even goes to, so don't bitch about Rent. You're the ones who jizz all over yourselves for it.
Daley destroyed the only cool thing about Chicago: Merrill C. Meigs Field. Not only that, but he was too much of a pussy to do it through normal channels, so he ordered a special hit squad to do it under cover of night, in secret. By contrast, our old mayor sent most of the 42nd street hookers to the Bronx so that we could use Times Square to attract Chicago tourists who are so simple and peasant-like that all they can think to do in one of the great centers of world culture is go to Cats and Rent. Because we had to create something that would appeal to your insipid country bumpkin aesthetic. tl;dr: any of my mayors can kick any of your mayors' ass. (also the hookers are still here if you're that desperate, but you're probably afraid to go get one).
Also, insert something here about your mama.
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