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Dear /trv/
For the last couple of years, I've been playing with the idea of visiting Glasgow. I'm not going to lie, partially because I have a raging girlboner for Scottish accents. But yeah, I'm finally ready to start actually planning something.

So my questions:

-Would it be better to go in the summer or winter?
-What are the hostels like? Or am I better off blowing money on a hotel?
-Any "can't miss" destinations?
-I'd love to see some live music, so any venue suggestions would be nice.
-Any other general tips/suggestions.
-how i met hawtt boiz lawl ^_^
>> Kea !!6TjDk4KsH23
• Summer's busier, but the weather is much more accommodating
• Some nice hostels available, I prefer the west end
• I'd not miss the Necropolis, Glasgow Cathedral, Hunterian Museum & Art Gallery, Kelvingrove Art Gallery & Museum and if you're at all inclined the place is Mecca for fans of Art Nouveau / Spook School pioneer Charles Rennie Mackintosh
• King Tut's Wah Wah Hut, Rockers, The Ferry, The Capitol, ABC - just check out a few venues online to figure out which would be your style.
• There are plenty of boys, if you could post a pic we'd be better able to direct you to where you should go.

Also:
http://wikitravel.org/en/Glasgow
>> Anonymous
Belle and Sebastian WOOOOOOOH!
>> Anonymous
>>14579
Thanks a lot! I was more of less kidding about the guys. It's probably silly to think you'll have better luck abroad than at home. Any public transportation/shopping/eating protips?
>> Anonymous
>>14581
Indeed.
>> Anonymous
Glasgow is the asshole of the world. If you like Scottish accents for gods sake, go somewhere else. Glaswegians have the ugliest accent in existence.

Go in the summer (btw Scottish summers are July and August, the rest of the year is winter)
Hostels are ok if you don't mind some random guy asking you for a blow job in the middle of the night.
Not in Glasgow, no.
The Barrowlands has good live music
My only general tip is to go somewhere else, you can go to Glasgow for a day if you are truly desperate

- A Scottish anon, not from Edinburgh in case anyone thinks that's why I hate Glasgow.
>> Anonymous
>>14966

I agree. I live in Scotland (neither Glasgow nor Edinburgh) but I've been to both.

If you want to go to Scotland to see cool shit, go to Edinburgh.

But if you want to go to Scotland to bone some Scottish slut go to Glasgow, or better yet Dundee. Just use your own rubber in Dundee, cause those girls will probably poke holes in it so they'll get knocked up and get a free council home. The "Dundee mortgage" my wife and I call it.
>> Anonymous
>>14979

QFT
>> Anonymous
>>14979

Edinburgh Castle is awesome, I went there when I was eight years old.
>> Anonymous
>>14979
Just because she said girlboner doesn't mean she actually has a penis
>> Anonymous
I'm drunk and I hate niggers.
Some guy got stabbed and killed in my city last night for no reason. It was an asian. I don't hate asians, we have no niggers here, no jew also.