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Anonymous
You're going to be in San fucking Francisco on four fucking twenty. For stoners it's like Christmas, New Year's and 4th of July rolled into one.
Your Sunday Itinerary - NO EXCUSES
noon) Dim Sum. Use Yelp.com to find a good place near you. The Mayflower in the Sunset district's very nice. Incidentally, that area (Clement st) is where all the Chinese people moved when Chinatown got too expensive and touristy. Lotsa good chinese stores there.
2pm) Go to Baker Beach, do some nude sunbathing. You won't feel embarrassed - almost everyone there will be uglier than you are. I guarantee it.
3pm) Haul ass to Hippy Hill, where Haight st dead ends into Golden Gate park. Score some grass.
4:20 on 4/20) Light up, m'man. Light up.
Whenever) Make your way back to the other side of the city. Visit 826 Valencia, "The Pirate Store." Buy an eyepatch. ARRR. Also check out the store next to it - for weird and wonderful stuff it can't be beat. Eat somewhere in the area. Lots of great taquerias around there.
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