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Anonymous
heel /trv/ i'm going to Crete this sunday, what should i do/see over there?
>> Anonymous
Well Crete is a respectable-sized island. I can only help you if you're going to stay at Chania or at Agia Marina/Platanias.
>> Anonymous
What a Cretan...
>> Anonymous
Go diving, eat gyros-chicken, see the caves and go hiking in the mountains.
>> Anonymous
Fake a NZ accent, the locals will love you
>> Anonymous
uhm. go outside and walk around? you'll bump into something at some point.
>> Anonymous
Eat snakes. I hear they do that there
>> Anonymous
Just scream YOU STOLE THIS ISLAND FROM THE TURKS in a crowded place and they'll love you.
>> Anonymous
>>38160
i think thats Cyprus
>> Anonymous
>>38163
Nah, it works everywhere inhabited by Greeks - though it would cause more rage in Cyprus, yes.
>> Anonymous
south and west crete is beautiful but the touristy places in the north part and heraklion are the worst you could find.
>> Anonymous
Ask any tour guides/locals to take you to see the labyrinth or minotaur.
I'M SURE THAT'S AN ORIGINAL JOKE THAT THEY'LL APPRECIATE.