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Dublin Anonymous
I'm going to Ireland tomorrow from England for about 6 days with friends.

I've never been before either so I'm not really sure what to expect.

Other than the Guinness Brewery, are there any other cool places I should visit or pieces of advice anyone can give?
>> Anonymous
Bring an umbrella.

The main thing is, don't spend too much time in Dublin. The countryside is pretty much the only thing this country has going for it. Temple Bar is the liveliest place in Dublin, make sure you check it out at least once while you're here. But yeah, you should spend most of your time exploring the countryside.
>> Anonymous
Wear an orange hat with a Union Flag embroidered on to it
>> Anonymous
Remeber, the Irish are very proud of their position as members of the United Kingdom.
Be sure to refer to others as "fellow britanians", always toast the queen before drinking or eating and being extroverted about one's appreciation for the legacy of Great Britain is always appreciated.

Wearing a Union Jack T-Shirt is a MUST.
>> Anonymous
>>54469
>>54468

So am I right in thinking that the Irish hate the English?

I'm wondering whether that says more about either the English or the Irish, to be honest.
>> Anonymous
>>54468
do this

there's been trouble in the past but the Irish are known for their sense of humour
>> Anonymous
>>54468
>>54469

These guys are right. Some people say the Irish hate the British, but this is just a stereotype. In reality, many of them have relatives living in England, and they all get on quite nicely.

But remember, most Irish people hate the fact the isalnd is split up, and the majority want the country to be reinregrated into Britain. They want to be British, so by simply wearing a Union Jack t-shirt, or an orange sash if you can get one, the locals will really take to you. And no Irish people actually like harps or shamrocks or the Irish flag, so try to avoid these at all costs.
>> Anonymous
>>54500

This man speaks the truth. It may seem counter to what you have heard, but tourists are rarely knowledgeble about the countries they visit. Take it from an Irishman, wearing an Irish flag on your t-short would be like waving a Palestine flag inside a jewish temple. In Isreal. So stick to the Union Jack.

They may not officially be part of Britain, but it's an aspiration they all share, and if they see you know this, they'll feel a sense of solidarity with you, and you'll get on really well with them.
>> Anonymous
Seeing as you're British the best course of action would be to say how happy you are to finally visit your United Kingdom neighbours, and fellow Brits.
>> actual irishfag
Phoenix park is cool
your a tool if you do what anyone here says
teens/drunks/knackers/idiots will take notice if you try something stupid by wearing the orange sash etc
>> Anonymous
>>54500

Cut it out. We don't want him to get killed, and most of the Irish are fucking crazy.
>> Anonymous
>>54500
>>54502
Samefag trying to get OP stabbed to death.
>> Anonymous
The most famous thing in Dublin (and Ireland) is a Brewery, which should tell you how shitty the whole place is.
>> Anonymous
ITT we send an innocent man to his doom.
>> Anonymous
>>54516
>>54518
>>54533

This is 4chan. That's what we do.
>> Anonymous
I know wearing the union jack is pretty much mandantory, but since others mentioned it I won't go into any detail. What everyone else forgot is that you also need to mention repeatedly how much you think middle-easterners and somalis/africans are contributing to Ireland, and how much greater the country is now that they're here, and what a shithole it would be without them.
>> Anonymous
Tell them how proud you are that your grand daddy was a Black and Tan.
>> Anonymous
You could just try the website OP http://www.visitdublin.com/

But yeah basically we have two kinds of attractions in Dublin. Ones where you get drunk at or ones where you read a lot of shit by Joyce.

And don't forget to salute the Queen!
>> Anonymous
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Anyone else affected by Zoom's collapse?A friend called me as soon as they heard the news, so we were able to book a cheaper flight with another acrrier, but it seems everything is booked solid.
>> Anonymous
why dont you rather stay the fuck on ur own island britshit
>> Anonymous
>>54594
ANONIMOUSE ISH LEGIEON HURR DUUUUURRRRRRP