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Passports. how quickly can you get them?
>> alesto !!8WIljwg8CMM
you can pay money to get them expediated.

so..7 days to 3 weeks i believe.
>> Anonymous
dude that shit can take months

get that shit now so you can actually leave the country soon
>> Anonymous
>>79418
We had this thread a while ago. The answer is last year it took fucking months and not it takes 1-2 weeks, depending on the level of service you pay for.

/thread
>> Anonymous
I need a passport by tomorrow or I'm in serious shit. Help.
>> Anonymous
>>79647
flee
>> Anonymous
>>79647
You can get a passport in less than 24 hours, but you have to go to one of the federal offices. I think there are like 12 of them in the country. One's in San Francisco and another's in LA, so you can imagine how fucked you are if you're in the midwest or something.
>> Anonymous
>>79651
Actually here's information:
http://travel.state.gov/passport/about/agencies/agencies_913.html

Needless to say, if you can't get to one of those offices ASAP, you're probably fucked.

My advice based on experience is to show up 20 minutes before they open and have your plane ticket with you. And also money. And a sad desperate look on your face.
>> Anonymous
>>79652
>My advice based on experience is to show up 20 minutes before they open and have your plane ticket with you. And also money. And a sad desperate look on your face.
Be sure to do this, OP. Let us know how it goes :D
>> Anonymous
so if i pay to get it expedited and overnighted it wont take 1-2 weeks?
>> Anonymous
>>79848
Bah I ignored something when i gave directions. Okay here's what you do:

Call up the nearest building on the list from that link. Set up an appointment on the assumption that the flight is leaving within a few days (protip: don't do this if your flight is in a few months and you just feel like gaming the system).

The recording will tell you to take stuff like birth certificates, etc... (I forgot the exact stuff. It's more stringent than a simple renewal under normal circumstances, but it's not as though they ask for a witness to your birth or anything).

When you set up the appointment, you'll probably just be given a date and a time window. For me it was 7-10 AM or something like that. I went at 6:40 and there was a small crowd of people. Not enough to make a big deal, but I definitely had to wait to get seen.

At the teller's window he'll ask for all the documents you were told to bring. Give them to him and give him money (check beforehand to see if they take credit card or check or what), and pay the guy. He should give you a receipt and tell you to come back that afternoon for the passport.

As for gaming the system... You're only supposed to do this thing if your plane is leaving in like 48 hours, they say, but that leaves a window for people leaving between 3 days and 2 weeks where there's literally no system that explicitly takes you. Obviously this was an oversight, and the people typically understand that. I showed them my ticket, which was leaving in like a week and a half, and they allowed me through, but I think they would have told me to get lost if I had tried to do it with a few months advance notice.

It's also important to stress that you'll need your ticket. They need to know that this is an emergency.
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>> Anonymous
>>79905
damn that's good advice.

All praise Anon.
>> Anonymous
OP here. I just applied and expedited my passport. Crossing my fingers!!!