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I'm going to the middle of bum-fuck nowhere Wilburton Oklahoma tomorrow for a week, where they have no Starbucks and worship Wallmart.
Coming from the SF Bay Area, I assume I'll be surrounded by a bunch of redneck conservative faggots.

So I humbly ask you, Anon, what can I do to make Oklahoma fun?
>> Anonymous
1) Go to house party full of enormous crackers on steroids with their dogs.
2) Dress like Ru Paul.
3) ????
4) PROFIT!
>> Anonymous
Bring your multi-ethnic group of friends along.
>> Anonymous
get an emo hair cut and wear a tight pink shirt.
>> Anonymous
>>81024
>>81004
DO IT, OP
>> OP
Alright, here's my checklist:

-Emo-ish haircut: check
-Green hair: check
-Pro-choice pin on my backpack: check
-Obama T-Shirt: check
-Other potentially offensive shirts: check
-Rainbow Accessories: check
-Strange, hippie Bay Area clothing: check
-The words "Godless Heathen" written across my forehead in sharpie: check

Anything else I'm forgetting?
(Girl, btw. I wish I were a MAN just so this would all be more shocking. I guess I can always strap down my tits and cross dress... But I think my face is too girly for that.)
>> Anonymous
>>81030
>I guess I can always strap down my tits and cross dress...
Do this and the above and start taking testosterone pills now.
>> OP
>>81033

No time to get pills b4 OK. I'll have to improvise with a Sharpie mustache.
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>>81030
>>But I think my face is too girly for that.

All the more perfect.

Actually, fuck it, just be sure to look like this guy (on the right). Trust me, all the kids in Oklahoma dress like this these days.
>> Anonymous
Go to a shooting range that rents out guns and SHOOT?
I don't know if they let you use much more than .22s in The People's Republik of Kalifornia so enjoy it while you can.
>> Anonymous
Actually coming from someone who lives in a "conservative redneck" area, I found that the people in SF were actually gigantic dicks by comparison. Also, you're fucking stupid for letting homeless faggots sleep on the sidewalk in broad daylight, it really makes your city look like shit.
>> OP
>>81071

Sorry if the smell offends you, we just don't have enough trailer parks for all of them.

San Fran is like 4chan in many respects. In days of old, it was a sauce of beauty and revolution. Now it's just a sack of fail full of self righteous dicks.
>> Anonymous
>>80999
just pretend to be an atheist gay muslim.
>> Anonymous
OKfag here. While there are indeed rednecks in this state, they are generally the same everywhere. Anyone who's every been to a trailer park in CA can agree.

Here are some things that make Oklahoma great.

1. Oklahoma contains every geological environment except snow-capped mountains and oceanfronts.

2. Cheapest gasoline prices in the country.

3. No catastrophic earthquakes here.

4. Both Oklahoma City and Tulsa are fairly liberal, with both cities having more Obama votes during the election.

5. Diverse multi-cultural populations found in both OKC and Tulsa.

However, the state does suffer from Religous conservatism coupled by a poor financial infrastructure. Despite this, Oklahoma isn't all that bad of place to live in.

Unless you're in the panhandle. In which case, you have my sympathies.
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>atheist
>muslim