I'm thinking of traveling to the Roman Empire. At what time period should I go?
>>45926At the decline. The dollar is stronger.
From Sulla to Death of Ceasar.
2nd Punic War. You get to see the women of Rome lamenting. A lot.
>>45957I would say the ascent of Augustus Caesar is a must-see too.>>45970Carthage is waay better to visit then. Though you must be careful - if you go at the third Punic war Romans won't care if you're a tourist or not, you'll end up getting your ass genocided.
Avoid Ostia. Frequent fires and the occasional pirate raid.
How easy are Roman gals? Should I just get a Gaulish whore?
>>46018Personally I go for barbarian women. 90% of them are brown baggers but demons in the sack.
Go old-skool and visit the tarquin kingsthose motherfuckers were hardcore
How well could an English-speaker get around in Ancient Rome. I mean, even if English doesn't exist yet...
moar liek, how could a Latin speaker get around, seeing as we are seldom taught to actually speak Latin.
Well I think you'd pick it up quickly.I've done two years latin and my vowels aren't quite right, but it's better than church latin.
Try go to Gaul by about the fourth century after Christ and enjoy your germanic tribes!
oh when you're there, try to get an autograph from Socrates. Thanks.
Probably around the time of Marcus Aurelius, he was so cool.
>>45926Andatevene tutti a fare in culo, inglesi di merda.
>>46158nobody is this stupid....
go when the baths were in vogue for great luxury. Also, if you want to be safe, try aiming for the Pax Romana period. Just a warning: walking and sailing/rowing ship travel are the major ways of getting around the Empire, so it may take several days going from one point to another.
hi... Jesus's speeches are off limits to time tourists... just in case u were wondering.
>>46753Gudzoontite.
NEMO ME IMPVNE LACESSIT! QVID RIDES?
>>46764Are you sure? I didn't bother checking that out, but I did see his conception. Oh "virgin" Mary you little Hebrew slut...
just before the end, if your looking for chicks that is, bitches have newer been easier, as long a you have some dough.remeber to try out one of the "modern theater" plays, they will blow your mind
Trajan.Maybe Marcus Aurelius.Caligula if you want to get 'busy'