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Anonymous
I would just like to say one thing: FUCK NEW YORK.
Where do you ingrates get off acting like you're the center of culture and class in America? Fuck you. Fuck you and your crappy, drug swamped, crime ridden hell hole of a town.
Fuck your constant traffic jams. Fuck your shitty ass subway system, which, if you can ever find a time when it's actually running on schedule, really amounts to nothing more than a series of sewage pipes, covered in graffiti and forever reeking of piss. Fuck your taxi drivers, hot dog salesmen, rich ass faggoty dog walkers, and the next time some shit face yells at me with that stupid, STUPID Brooklyn accent, there will be killing.
New York has only ever had two centers of real class or culture, one being the World Trade Center, where people from other, better, cities, routinely visited, and the UN building. The WTC is obviously gone (and NY'ers, stfu about how you miss it, you never noticed it even when it was there and you know it. fags) and the UN building, and nobody gives a shit about the UN anymore anyway.
Oh, there's the Radio City music hall, but bfd, every city has a place like that, what makes that one so special? The only remotely redeeming thing about NY is Central Park, but don't ever think about actually taking a stroll through, it, there's a 1 in 5 chance you'll be raped and/or murdered the second you step foot there.
As for the Statue of Liberty, it's French, not American. Of course, given the average IQ of a New Yorker and the current level of it's public education system, I seriously doubt many of them even know that fact.
Despite what you may think, the rest of the country doesn't envy you New York. In fact, we spend much of our time mocking you and pitying you poor saps. You actually think New York is a good place to live? Fuck you, your city SUCKS.
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