File :-(, x, )
Melbourne, Australia Anonymous
Anyone been to Melbourne? What were your impressions?
>> Anonymous
It is actually a trap.
>> Anonymous
it sucked gtfo. new/b/ is /trv/
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
>> Anonymous
its like /b/ cept without the annoying music
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Fuckoff /b/ owns /trv/ now.
>> Anonymous
I've been to Melbourne, and i're rowed rowed and fighted teh powah!
>> inb4 ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>>56704
>>56757
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>56757

winsauce
you just won fishball soup!

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ROWROWFIGHTTHAPOWAH
>> Anonymous
It's full of wogs and arabs.

Come to Brisbane instead! It's awesome and white.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Brisbane is a little shithole but Melbourne really is full of wogs.
>> Anonymous
BEST PLACE EVAR
>> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
brisbane is chock full of teh chinkos,
fuck i hated living there
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
>>57333GET
>> Anonymous
melbourne is probs my fav city in aust.
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
>> Anonymous
>> Anonymous
melb's cool to visit, i work in the cbd, but leave an hour away in another town. Dont think i could stand living in melb, i like the small town i live in
>> Anonymous
melb is the best city in australia i should know i live there
>> Anonymous
I went that last year when I was travelling in my gap year of University where I'm studying Crime and Psychology. I fancied something new and exciting, and Melbourne just called out to me.

It's beautiful there, completely stunning. There is a lot of crime though. There was this one time where me and friends were at a bar, I had to go out the front for a cigarette and when I was standing there with a beer in my left hand and my cigarette in the other, a big Asian man came over to me and pulled a knife on my throat and demanded that I hand over all of my money and my good. I did so, scared shitless. I told my friends who were inside they ordered that I report it to the police, but I didn't want the hastle. So I called my house in Cali, and spoke to my mother. My mother was devastated and said to me, "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-air."
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Melb is a shithole. Too many dune coons.
I should know. I live there.
>> Anonymous
>>57451
Failed didnt even get me into the story

However i live in melb have so all my life MELB > all other city in aus
>> Anonymous
>>56704
Fuck them OP.

Melbourne is a mid-sized city, pretty big immigrant populations but not really that much compared to cities like Sydney. The thing about Melbourne is that there's something going on in every season - in summer there's beaches (note that our seasons are reversed), in Autumn there's nice hiking to be had and nice scenery, in winter there's tons of festivals and stuff, and skiing if you go out of the city a bit, and in spring there's a fuckload of festivals and activity and shit as the city comes out of hibernation. Also a lot of parks, botanic gardens and stuff like that.

If you're a young /trv/estite, there's a pretty big bar and club scene. Ever since the state government liberalised liquor laws about a decade or so ago there's been this explosion of bars, clubs, and bottle shops. You can pretty much find a bar with any atmosphere you can care to name, and you can find them in the most unexpected places - in shipping containers and abandoned warehouses, places like that. We have a casino aswell. It's not that old but there's a bunch of old buildings and historical Aboriginal sites if you're into that.

I can't really make a case for visiting Melbourne over other cities since I haven't been to many but I can say that Sydney is too big and confusing, and only good in summer. Brisbane is nice though, so is Perth and Adelaide.

I hope you come and pump some money into the economy.
>> Anonymous
>>57626
By the way, watch out when you're walking around at night. Although you'll find Australia is generally safe, recently in Melbourne there's been a lot of shit with alcohol and violence because of the aforementioned liberal liquor laws. Basically don't walk down King Street at night and don't act like a dickhead and you should be fine, normal travel rules really.
>> Anonymous
Melbourne is better than Sydney.