File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
wtf /b/?

Why do the Jehovah's Wintesses always come to my door when I'm masturbating?
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
your always masturbating
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>57644

Well, yeah but...
>> ­ ???????????????????????????Anonymous????????????
They know when you are sleeping...

they know when you're awake

they know if you've converted or not so convert for godness sake.
>> Anonymous
because they have a cam in ur house and they always watch you fap
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I mean, they always interrupt me just as I get going and now I don't know what I want to fap to.

Just hard to get back in the mood when a creepy guy with a creepy girl standing 6 paces behind silently come to your door to talk to you about the End Times.
>> Anonymous
invite them in
>> Anonymous
because you didnt RRFTP
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
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Worst part is, I've suspected that they keep files on people for a long time.

The guy who came to the door called me Stuart. That's the name of the last guy who lived here. Either he has a fucking FANTASTIC memory, or his rolodex needs updating.
>> Anonymous
don`t stop masturbating, go naked to them and invite them in to talk about their religion
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Pic related, comment... not so much.
>> Anonymous
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I would invite them in, but I don't want to.

I don't mind talking to them for 5 minutes, it makes them happy and frankly, talking to crazy people is fun in pretty much any situation. But fuck, every time they come to the door I'm fapping. Except last time, where I actually had a girl in the house for once.

I stopped getting a blowjob from my hot, huge titted ex girlfriend who hates me to answer questions about god. Fuck.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Before anyone calls bullshit, she is my ex girlfriend who was way too hot for a /b/tard like me. Her retarded Mr Fantastic 'musician' boyfriend left her and she came around to hate fuck to get back at him or some shit.

Fine by me. I came in her before she went to go and talk to him.
>> Anonymous
>>57822
That picture is made of win.