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Soup /trv/, going to Las Vegas in about a month, have some tough decisions I need help making:

-Do I spend the extra $ and get a nice "Lake View Room" at Bellagio or spend less but stay at "shitty" Caesar's Palace? I chose these two hotels because of their great location on the Strip.

-What clubs so I go to (preferably to find some slutty women who want to get down)? I've heard good things about Club Rain at the Palms. Any others?

-Anything else I should know about regarding Vegas? Also, I'm not really into gambling.
>> Anonymous
It's the best time of your life if you have a lot of money to throw around. It's meh if you don't.
>> Anonymous
Spend the extra money and stay at the Bellagio, it's awesome (the fountain show at night, room quality, everything). Watch out for pickpockets and other degenerates, Vegas is a highly crime-infested city. Don't bother calling the sluts on the little flyers you get around town.
>> Anonymous
OP here, what about CLUBS?
>> Anonymous
if you go to vegas you have to go to the hilton and hit up the star trek bar called quarks, even if you hate star trek. there is a drink there called the borg sphere, but it and drink it, best drink i found in vegas and it fucks you up
>> Anonymous
Needless to say, get married.
>> Anonymous
>>78833
Tryst is OK, but the reality is if you are not loaded or are built like a God you will be despised by all at the club.
>> Anonymous
1. Sleep in the gutter.
2. Gamble.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!! (in a manner of speaking)
>> Anonymous
bellagio is overrated. Stay in MGM, Venetian or Caesar's instead. MGM is very good location-wise, shit load to do in there too.
>> Anonymous
i like the Mirage penthouse when i go. affordable and nice
>> Anonymous
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yes Quarks is AWesome Warp core breach and you can get relativly cheap sample of the space beers they got there (pictured). Any Cirque de soliel show will blow your fuckin mine (especially if youre high) for a beatles fan, I have to recommend LOVE, but I hear Zumanity is awesome too ifyoure into neked hotness. The aquarium at Madalay bay was Fun, and the Dolphins and snow leopards at the Mirage were Awesome.

even if you dont stay at Excalabur, you MUST go to the restraunt inside called "Dick's Last Resort" The prices are cheap, the burgers are great, and the Waiters are paid to be complete and total ASSholes, they throw napkins at you, and the house band is alot of fun. they make you wear silly hats with really inappropriate things written on them!

you're not going to be spending alot of time in your room anyway, and the shuttle along the strip makes it relativly easy to get where you want to go (if your not afraid to do some walking) Spend your $$ mon merry making not on an expensive room, you can do that someday when you're ready to splurge!

make sure to bring some nice clothes and shoes like suit material. some of the best clubs have a dress code and you can recieve free passes from people out on the strip.
there's a playboy club @ the rio where bunnies serve you drinks!

also, the Coyote Ugly in New York New YOrk is alot of fun.

and the house of blues in the (was it in the MGM? I could be mistaken) has a karaoke night with a live band. Jimi buffets margaritaville has fun salsatime.
>> Anonymous
city of sin... woooo!
>> We Are Anonymous
the hotel doesnt matter rly

me and some buddies stayed at the Mirage but as long as its on the Strip u can walk and even take the tram and casino hop at night


and yes, watch for pickpockets

a lot of sleazy bums out there
>> Anonymous
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