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Keeping energy up when abroad Askal !STRAYikXZY
I'm going on a trip with my Asian History prof to China and the itinerary is packed. We won't be getting a lot of sleep (on top of the jetlag) so I was wondering what you guys recommend to keep me alert, without crashing later on.

Bear cavalry is sadly unrelated.
>> Anonymous
Who the hell takes "Asian history"? I'm Asian and even I wouldn't consider such a shit course

sage for faggotry
>> Askal !STRAYikXZY
>>56159

I'm Asian too, I'm sick of white people knowing more about my country than I do. But anyways, the speed at which China is becoming more powerful, it's important to understand the world's economic superpower.
>> Anonymous
>>56161

I shall summarize all of Chinese history thusly:

a) "hey gaiz, lol, dis place pretty awesome and shit, lets maek culture and civilization"
b) INVADING HOOOOOORDE
c) "lul, dey right, place is awesome. Now after we invaded thes hit out of them we can rulez and maek some culture and do some trade and stuff."
d) INVADING HOOOOOOOORDE
e) "lol, got conquered by barbarians again"
f) "now we rule and maek some moar culture etc etc. OH SHI-!
g) INVADING HOOOOOOOOORDE
h) etc
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t) "what is this faggot white people and tea?"
u) lolcommunism
v) ugly girl can't sing at the Olympics
w) the end.
>> Anonymous
>>56175
You forgot "beaten and ego broken to a country less than a 10th it's size and been bitter since"
>> Anonymous
>>56175
you forgot the old chinese pastime of breaking up into bazillion warring states.
>> Anonymous
>>56175
and epic bloody rebellions every century
>> Anonymous
>>56175
You forgot about having a huge famine that kills hundreds of millions of people every few decades.