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MAKE FUN OF YOUR HOMETOWN Anonymous
Come to Melbourne! Our mayor actively suppresses Falun Gong, but praises our city for its diversity.
>> Anonymous
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Paris: Gay mayor.
>> Anonymous
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London: Aspie mayor.
>> Anonymous
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Adelaide: Balls are always touching.
>> Anonymous
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Buenos Aires: Our mayor is the Devil incarnate.
>> Anonymous
nazism is bad
>> Anonymous
>>34504

Hey Berlin
>> BOSTON Anonymous
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I didn't edit this filename.
>> Anonymous
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Umeå: European Capital of Culture 2014, ahahaha
>> Anonymous
Almere, voted Holland's Ugliest City 2007.
>> Anonymous
Warsaw: Poland
>> Anonymous
>>34483

Falun Gong is an evil cult
>> Anonymous
Come to LA, you'll blend right in with the other pompous tourists and welfare brats.
>> Anonymous
>>34528
gtfo tool
>> Anonymous
>>34546
Gtfo cultist.
>> Anonymous
Yorba Linda: We've got Richard Nixon.
>> Anonymous
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Phoenix: Los Angeles Lite
>> Anonymous
Toronto: collapsing under the weight of our own stupidity
>> Public Relations Disaster
Atlanta: The Nice L.A.
>> Anonymous
>>34609
how's french canada? any different?
>> Anonymous
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Ankara: Our mayor i-GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING KILL US WITH YOUR SHITTY WATER OR ARE YOU TRYING TO BURY US UNDER YOUR FUCKING BRIDGES YOU SPINELESS ALLAH-PRAYING FAGGOT BUT NO, NOO, I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING THIS CITY
>> Anonymous
Melih is idiot and lame
>> Anonymous
Philadelphia: Someone's got to lose!
>> Anonymous
>>34483

Serves you right for electing a chink as your Lord Mayor.
>> Anonymous
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Honolulu: where my fellow Japanese run the show but let Filipinos, Samoans, white people, and Dog run around and cause chaos.

Spokane (current residence): See picture. Where your average week is only slightly less lame.
>> Anonymous
>>34692
dont talk that way about koreans please
>> Toronto Anonymous
LOL CALLING IN THE ARMY TO CLEAN SNOW

Also, our previous Mayor was kind of nutty. Here's one of my favourite controversies:

>In June 2001, shortly before leaving for Mombasa, Kenya to support Toronto's bid for the 2008 Olympic Games, he jokingly said to a reporter "What the hell do I want to go to a place like Mombasa?... I'm sort of scared about going out there, but the wife is really nervous. I just see myself in a pot of boiling water with all these natives dancing around me."
>> Rick Dominated
Columbus: Gee, sure is Ohio State in here
>> Anonymous
>>34690

Melbourne: We call our mayors lords because we are still England's bitch
>> Anonymous
>>34692

Why would Greyhound run buses in Hawaii?
>> Anonymous
>>34612
They are literally collapsing under the weight of their own stupidity. Bridges in Quebec have a nasty habit of falling down.

>>34698
How cultured did you expect a furniture salesman to be?
>> Anonymous
welcome to norway... you need to be fuckrich to live here.

paki can live here for free.
>> Anonymous
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Meet the winner of Adelaidean Idol!
>> Anonymous
>>34692
This is why 4chan is turning into shit.

Normalfag /b/tards. Fuck off.
>> Anonymous
>dumbass kundalini
>anon my ass
>cry mour plz
http://tinyurl.com/5gwrqq
>> Anonymous
>>34755
4chan IS shit.
>> Anonymous
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Knoxville: Living in 1982 since 1982.
>> Anonymous
>>34801

Is that the thing from the Simpsons episode when Bart, Nelson and Martin rent a car, with the wig shop inside?
>> Anonymous
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Chappaqua: Rich? Jewish? Idiot? Welcome home.
>> Anonymous
>>34498

It's true
>> Anonymous
Dallas: ARGHHHHHH FUCKING TRAFFIC
>> Anonymous
>>34521
Echt waar? Crap I gotta get out of here.

Almere:Hope you like your shit brand new EVEN THE WOODS!
>> Anonymous
Hampton Roads: It's not the edge of the world, but you can see it from here.
>> Anonymous
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Houston:

Fat, Polluted, and Sweltering Hot
>> Anonymous
>>34823
Yes.
We also have a huge obsession with bright fucking orange.
>> Anonymous
Oakland: Safer than Detroit since 2003!
>> Anonymous
seattle

the alternative cultrue that devloped is now a tourist attraction.

also sonics
>> Anonymous
>>34913sonics

Got the wrong city, bud.
>> Anonymous
Columbus: It's Ohio. Need I say anything more?
>> Anonymous
Sydney: the only olymplic city ever to have DECREASED tourism levels after hosting the games
>> Anonymous
north carolina: we're still here!
>> Anonymous
guys, i live in Brazil...
worst than this, only if you live in Bratslava or some african shithole...
>> Anonymous
San Diego: somehow being right next to border and we have less mexicans then LA
>> Anonymous
>>34987

Fuck North Caroline, you guys are a bunch of spineless bastards, see revolution and civil war for proof
>> Anonymous
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PHOENIX: Our impressive system of canals are kind of a monument, I guess. Also, free night stay at Arpaio's Tent City with every DUI. Free pink undies included, courtesy of the Phoenix taxpayer.
>> Anonymous
>>36489
As a fellow resident I can say this is relatively accurate. Also, endless rows of look-alike houses! Golf Courses! SHOPPING CENTERS AND MEXICANS! AND THE LIGHT RAIL BOY DO I LOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
>> Anonymous
Las Vegas: stay here more than a week and your IQ goes down by 10 everyday.


I mean seriously our school system is 49th in the country.
>> Anonymous
Arizona is 50th. PWNAGE LOL
>> Anonymous
Welcome to Grand Junction: Enjoy your Meth!
>> Anonymous
Los Angeles - Mexico.
>> Anonymous
New York City

Come for the lights. Stay for the... well it can't be the lights because we have so many blackouts.

Don't get hit by a crane on your way out.
>> Anonymous
Come to La Place

Yeah it's called La Place
>> Anonymous
hello, I believe I live in the most f-ed up city ever. it's a pretty-much-all asian city with like 10 churches and insane income tax. the city has so much money it spends it all building sculpture gardens no one visits and maintaining a performing arts center no one goes to except for graduations. its library was build on a water basin so they have to constantly pump out or pump in water to make sure it's structurally sound. during remodeling, instead of rebuilding it elsewhere, they just stuck on titanium tiles for decoration and added a huge aquarium. it's filled with gated communities consisting mostly of families that want to protect children from rapists (at least four convicted rapists live IN the biggest one). the best school in the district is 80% asian and has a scottish marching band (with a bagpiper too). the city counsel voted to build a pet hospital for purely aesthetic reasons and has no idea where to put the medical waste. different nationalities remain locked in an epic battle over whether the city should be nicknamed "little india" "little manila" or some other international variant. also, it's name is supposed to mean "dairy valley" and its public transport system is called "COW" but no one living here would be found dead on a farm.

td;lr: Cerritos, CA
>> Anonymous
>>36984
wow much venting any?

but seriously that's a messed up city
>> Anonymous
>>36966
Only because of the damned spics dragging down our score.
>> Anonymous
I have laughed so hard at this fucking thread.

Chicago: Come for the pizza and the Cubs games, stay because YOU CAN'T GET ANYWHERE ON THE EXPRESSWAY OH MY GOD HOW DO PEOPLE GET TO *WORK* EVERY DAY WITH THIS SHIT
>> Anonymous
>>36984
I've been to Cerritos quite a bit and I've never seen one god damn gated community.

Also I'm from Yorba Linda. "Yorba Linda was the richest U.S. city as reported by the Census data showing median household income of $121,075 higher than any other city of its size in 2006." Fuck your filthy fucking city of Cerritos. Blacks, Mexicans, and Asians? No thanks. I'll stick to my White America city.
>> Anonymous
Edmonton: gray. Always gray.

The only trees are the ravines. The ravines are full of winos and garbage.

The only somewhat breathtaking sight is the North Saskatchewan River.

The North Saskatchewan River is full of garbage. Someone jumps off damn near every week.

When it's not cold, it's hot. When it'd not hot, it's raining. When it's not raining, it's gray.

The only worthwhile spot in Edmonton is the West Edmonton Mall, and even then, it's full of Japanese tourists and hipster faggots.

If I were you, I'd stay in the hotel and go swimming.
>> Anonymous
Nigeria: Developing... wait just 3rd world.
>> Anonymous
OTTAWA IS PIG DISGUSTING
I AM EXPERT CITY PLANNER
DO YOU WANT CONGESTION?
DO YOU WANT OVER90000 KM² OF SUBURBIA?
DO YOU WANT NO NIGHT LIFE?
DO YOU WANT AIDS?
OTTAWAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
FUCKING MUSLIMS.

Other than the fact that the city is massive, it's nice. It's nice to live in, too, as long as you avoid suburbia and find yourself a quiet street inside of the greenbelt. The fact that it's scenic helps. I just really hate suburbia. For those of you in the area, fuck you riverside south, orleans, and kanata.
>> Anonymous
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Delaware: Hi. I'm in Delaware.
>> Anonymous
Come to Houston!

Come see the tower that once was headquaters of Enron.

Or how about NASA? They hold tours everyday, but nobody like that space stuff so now they have bugs bunny and made-up monsters.

Wanna see where your $4.50/gallon is going? Look no further than the new giant skyscrapers for all of the oil companies.

Houston, a place that says FUCK YOU to mass transportation. Take a ride on our awesome light rail network. It goes from downtown to the football stadium where nobody lives.

Remember Katrina? New Orleans? Well, thanks to public housing generously provided by our mayor, they decided to stay. Watch how efficiently Katrina refugees carjack your vehicle.
>> Anonymous
Just come to Orange County, full of brats, tourists, and wannabe gangsters.
>> Anonymous
>Our mayor actively suppresses Falun Gong
Any time that they're not in a prison camp having their organs harvested is a good day for those guys.
>> Anonymous
>>36978

What, we had one a few years ago, and another 30 years ago.

Noone cares about Queens and East New Nigeria
>> Anonymous
Pittsburgh: A drinking town with a football problem.
>> Anonymous
Salt Lake City

We've got Mormons! And the Winter Games, but mostly Mormons.
>> Anonymous
Farmers Branch, Texas: Our city hall hates wetbacks more than you hate wetbacks!

A suburb of Dallas, where John Kennedy got shot. That's the only history and culture Dallas cares about.
>> Anonymous
Wamego, KS, the home of the Wizard of Oz, basically it's a pop 4000 town with a shitload of tourists at a few times throughout the year.
>> Anonymous
Hendersonville, TN: A strip mall for every family, a screaming Christfag for every home.
>> Anonymous
New York:

here's hoping your favorite emotion is rage!!
>> Anonymous
Corpus Christi, a seaside paradise of American born Mexicans on welfare and boarded up buildings accentuated by the alluring aroma of sulfur.
>> Phil Ossiferz Stone !!+SIUpCcih6c
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Come to bee-yootiful Redding, CA. -- the town too far up in the hills to get arrested and too far down in the flatlands to get shot.
>> Anonymous
Woodstock, IL: Historic and charming farm and trading community, reduced to amorphous suburban blob-cum-bauble for middle-aged North Side women to come gawk at. Filming location for Groundhog Day. Also, gay mayor.
>> /m/ !CDhbRlFpIc
Albuquerque: Honestly, not a damn thing good.
>> Anonymous
Helsinki, living on olympic games fumes since 1952. Snow? Nah. Sleet.
>> Anonymous
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>>34596
>>36489
Phoenix!

Come for the loose gold diggers in Scottsdale, stay for disgusting tap water and 10pm citywide shutdown.

Tempe Town Lake, ah ha ha ha ha ha.
>> Anonymous
Pensacola:

If Florida's called "America's Wang," then Pensacola's "America's Taint"

Ah, yes... America's Whitest Beaches, a decent tourist industry and one of the poorest counties in the state, if not the nation.
>> Anonymous
My town is renowned for having a lot of geezers. It's tough to have a New York minute when everything is in slo-o-o-o-w old-person motion.
>> Anonymous
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>>37627

Nearly forgot: FUCKING HURRICANES. GOD DAMN.
>> Anonymous
my town: monroe, nj
>> Anonymous
>>37631
>>37629

lol... but at least it's not New Brunswick, where much of the talk is either in Greek initials or spoken Spanish.
>> Anonymous
>>37632
oh, that explains the New Brunswick "smell"..... yeah..... alcohol and beans.... oh my.... college kids and Mexicans go great together.
>> WHAT WHAT
>>36498
>light rail
>Phoenix
WHAT

>>37332
Shit, son, I was there before they created that!
>> Anonymous
>>37647
here again. Holy fuck is that useless for Scottsdale. It's twenty fucking minutes by car to get to the end of the goddamn line, not counting rush hour traffic.
>> Anonymous
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Miami: where people think you must obviously speak spanish despite your skin color.
>> Anonymous
>>37647

http://www.valleymetro.org/METRO_light_rail/
>> Anonymous
Cleveland: hasn't been mentioned yet so is probably the best city ever
>> Anonymous
>>37284
fucken lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>37253
>>37253
Bahahah

Evanston, Wyoming here.

Sorry you live in Salt Lake
>> Anonymous
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Carmel, Indiana. The faggot in the image is the most noteworthy person ever to emerge from this cesspool.
>> Anonymous
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San Francisco: Gayest city in the world
>> Anonymous
Camden, New Jersey - Birthplace of Scientology, Two time "Most Dangerous City in America," and an even shittier version of Philadelphia with even more niggers.

Need I say more?
>> Anonymous
Hawaii- we actually hate all you tourists.
But love your money.
>> Anonymous
>>34523

Lol, demolished.
>> Anonymous
Oakland, CA

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER, etc.
>> Anonymous
Frankfurt - Rabat

fyi, Rabat is the capital of Morocco.
>> Anonymous
>>37653
See, I was going to say it has managed to bring third world incompetence to the US without any of the style.

And the worst part is, as stupid as everyone is, it's still the high point of Florida.

We also get the old people no one else wants.
>> Anonymous
Small town Maine...

Trees.
>> Pischene
Come to Vancouver! Our city celebrates Earth Hour by driving out for dinner instead of staying home with lights on. Isn't that great that we actually care enough to turn off those stupid lights?
>> Anonymous
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Morristown, New Jersey

Washington camped here for about six months. Also spics.
>> Anonymous
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Come to Saint Louis.

Nelly is our mayor.
>> Anonymous
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boise... where winter lasts until the first week of june but you can now float the cold ass fuck river!
we thrive on a football team!
>> Anonymous
Nashville, TN: Yeah Tourist, buy a cowboy hat and wear it like a douche while the locals laugh at you.
>> Anonymous
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Nashville, TN: Yeah Tourist, buy a cowboy hat and wear it like a douche while the locals laugh at you.
>> Anonymous
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Memphis. We still got racial tension with a major white flight to the suburbs that isn't ending anytime soon.
>> Anonymous
>>38092
Quit sending your Niggers to Nashville, isn't our fault you have one of the highest crime rates in the US.
>> Anonymous
>>38095
uhh...those niggers aren't going anywhere. anytime soon. so they're coming from somewhere else, you hick.
>> Anonymous
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Portland, OR: Where crazy granola-eating, razor-abhorring, super-liberal feminist lesbians will run you down with their bicycles if you fail to recycle the wrapper off that piece of gum you just ate.
>> Anonimo
Cremona, Italy: Motherfucking old people all over the place.
>> Anonymous
Amsterdam - foreigner-infested shithole under jewish rule since times immemorial. Might be the city with the fewest dutch speaking citizens in the world.
>> Anonymous
mexico, druglords, everywhere.
>> Anonymous
>>38111
I'm a portlandfag too... guess which giant hospital on the hill I am posting from!
>> Anonymous
I live in a city in southwestern Ontario. We used to have a vibrant night-life, striving small businesses, etc...

Now, the fucking mayor is using our tax money to have the city compete with local businesses, create a bunch of bullshit bylaws to chase all the entertainment right out of the city, and is increasing our taxes 2 months after saying he won't need to.

Half the city has lost their job, so he thinks the solution is to use our tax dollars to shuttle residents to remote provinces so they can go to work by flying for 10 hours a week to go back and forth between their house here and northern provinces, only seeing their family during weekends.

Guess the city, and win 5 internets.
>> Anonymous
>>38162

Remember when Windsor was good?

HA!! IT WAS NEVER GOOD. It used to look like downtown Leningrad, now it's Leningrad with whore makeup slapped on.
>> Anonymous
>>37082
DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR MUNTER !
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
Come to Princeton, pop your collar!
>> Anonymous
Washington, D.C.

Yuppies and niggers working together to bring you southern efficiency, northern charm, and mind-jarring traffic.
>> Anonymous
Newburgh, NY.
Come for the crime, stay for the hookers and drugs.
>> Anonymous
Buenos Aires. Where public money disappears instead of being spent, There's a strike and/or protest every other day, and everything works in exactly the opposite way it's supposed to work. Enjoy!
>> Anonymous
Petaluma, CA
Chickens and Polly Klaas
>> Anonymous
And its STILL under construction. We won't be riding the damn thing until the Barr administration.
>> Anonymous
Come to Rhode Island! We're not an island!
>> Anonymous
>>38680
... Seriously?
>> Anonymous
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Come to Peterborough! Home to over 40% of the world's Polish workers!
>> Anonymous
Go to CEBU!
WHEREVER THAT IS!
>> Anonymous
>>38111

lol
>> Anonymous
>>38680
Meh... you used to be. Providence Plantation 4 lyfe.
>> Anonymous
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Come to St.Catharines!

Known as The Lost City for its roads, the Dohnut Capital Of The World for its shops per capitw, and home town to Karla Homolka - the other half of the most famous serial rapist and murderer: Paul Bernardo.
>> Anonymous
San Antonio: Learn Spanish in less than two weeks!
>> Anonymous
Come to Joensuu, Finland. We have a statue of a wolf furry sitting on a bench!
>> Anonymous
>>38680
But are you a road?
>> Anonymous
Zevenaar, The Netherlands: The most mundane, unremarkable town in Europe, except we have a cinema and the next town over doesn't. SUCK IT, BITCHES!
>> Anonymous
Calgary: There is no escape.
>> Anonymous
Edinburgh: Where the polski all come.
>> CAustin !!0/l4G2gi9Cp
Mission Viejo (Orange County, California), where the cops are so bored, they'll give you a fucking ticket for having your headlights off (yes, this happened to me). Also, 90% of the people under age 20 dress like emo faggots and constantly try to convince themselves and the people around them that their lives are utter shit, even though they grew up pampered as fuck. Pretty much all of them I've talked to seem to think they're surrounded by these stupid, mostly made-up parental/significant other issues, for which they need to need to maintain a constant state of misery (but OMG did you see that last episode of Family Guy where Stewie did that one thing? THAT WAS SO FUNNY). Basically, the youth here is pretty damn stupid, which would normally be fine and no different from most other places, except for the added fact that they're all convinced of the complete opposite--they all think they're witty, complicated, and interesting and this attitude comes out in everything they say or do.

Or maybe most other places in the US have this same problem. I haven't really been around much lately. Or maybe I've just reached the age where I'm finding myself fed up with teenagers in general (I'm only 23, though). Oh well, sorry for ranting.
>> Anonymous
Port Saint Lucie
Motto: "A City for All Ages"!

....If you mean all ages over 70.
>> Anonymous
Carson, California

It's full of Filipinos that insist that they live in Compton.
>> Anonymous
>>39044

I go there frequently for LA Galaxy matches.

That places scares the shit out of me.
>> Anonymous
>>38710

At least it's not Olongapo.
>> Anonymous
>>39231
What's up with Olongapo?
>> Anonymous
Come to scenic Hattiesburg, MS!
We have almost a dozen bars now!
Lots of trees and old people! Mosquitoes the size of small birds! THREE ghettos!
>> Anonymous
>>39241
full of koreans. hell phillippines is full of koreans now.
>> Anonymous
>>39241

Formerly Whorehouse City for U.S. servicemen. The bases left, the casas remain.
>> Anonymous
Welcome to Toronto....

The world's allegedly most diverse city, which explains why you can't leave your bike alone for 2 minutes.

If the regent park niggers or the terrorist sleeper cells don't deter you then maybe the severe acute respiratory syndrome will.

Our penchant for infectious disease is very apt in tandem with our city's decaying and corroding infrastructure and rampant urban sprawl.

If you're looking for a place to an hero, may I suggest some of the more popular subway stations like Bloor or Union to throw yourself into an oncoming train.

enjoy your stay in the most hated city in Canada.
>> Anonymous
San Francisco: Young, rich, white guys and the Asian women that love them.
>> Anonymous
Stockholm, like Venice lite with immigrant riots!
>> Anonymous
>>38710

>Go to CEBU!
>The best tourist destination for the rest of Asia! boasting more nonlocal inhabitants than locals per square meter! Worried about discrimination? No problem, everyone hates each other equally. And on good days, you might get to witness regular vigilante killings up close and personal, the best kind of entertainment! At yet Cebu is safer than the rest of the Philippines. Enjoy your stay!

Fixed.
>> Anonymous
Gallarate, Italy
A small town full of south americans who don't know how to do anything else but to fail at school and to play their reggaetonfaggotry on volume 11