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Michael
I wanna become a japanese citizen. I am a 21 year old 6"3 200 pound white american. I have brown hair and hazzle eyes. I cant speak too much japanese but i just love the country. There is no way i can just blend in, so i plan on making a one way ticket to japan and staying there as long as i can before marrying some random hot japanese chick.

do you think this will work?
>> Anonymous
he's definitely a cutie... might work. ;)
>> Anonymous
No, your plan is poorly thought out at best.
>> Anonymous
>>23648
Good luck in hell, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>23648
GDIAF
>> Anonymous
You fat sack of shit
>> Anonymous
all japs are racists so no you will never blend in and citizenship doesnt mean anything.
>> Anonymous
>>23648
even stupider than that street-bum-hustler-guy
>> Anonymous
jap chicks love white guys
>> Anonymous
Become an hero. It's your only chance
>> Anonymous
kill yourself you fucking faggot , girls hate you in what ever shithole country you come from and they will still fucking despise you in japan
>> Anonymous
>>23648
Even if this was serious, you'd have to give up your previous citizenship after living in Japan for 5+ years and finally getting Japanese nationality. No one would like you either. Fuck that shit.
>> Anonymous
>>23648
>I have brown hair and hazzle eyes.
>hazzle eyes.
>> Anonymous
>>23648
Brutally rape and kill a woman and maybe they will give you permanent residence.
>> Anonymous
>>23648
It'll work perfectly. Go for it.
>> Anonymous
>>23687
Jap bitches have an inner turmoil between their need for white dick and their obedience to their culture and family who don't want them to have it. This is the way it is with all Asian women.
>> Anonymous
>>23687
Not true, if you tell the Japanese you like anime and understand their culture, they will treat you like royalty.
>> Anonymous
>>23648
marry a jap chick and within five years you can legally apply for citizenship

also the test requires you to have 4th grade japanese speaking and read/writing ability

you also need to do a whole bunch of other crap that they force you to do in order to make it as difficult as possible for the average person to become a citizen.