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what up dudes, I'm Moving to Sweden,
What should I do about learning Swedish?
I've got the pimsluer program but it doesn't teach how to read and write.
>> Anonymous
and why sweden out of all places?
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Watch out for Volvos.
>> Anonymous
>>38261
I'm going to be a commercial fisherman.
>> Anonymous
Sweden is the penis of europe. seriously. remove norway from that map and see what it looks like.

interestingly enough, the country seems to look like what the people who live there all are.

a limp dick.
>> Anonymous
>>38260
omg split penis. i never noticed it before.
>> Anonymous
Learn to love ABBA and Ace of Base.

Everything there sounds like them or DEATH METAL.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>38282
fuck, i love norway. lol.
>> Anonymous
Get some children's books to practice reading.
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where in sweden are you going to live?
>> Anonymous
>>38282
That is the prime reason why Norway doesn't want to join the EU.
>> Anonymous
>>38264
You'd better not. The fishing industry is in piss-poor shape right now.
>> Anonymous
>>38331
yup, if you'r not fishing on the west coast, you got no future, if you live on the west coast, you got a slim future
sea-fishing really isn' our style
>> Anonymous
>>38260
there's only one word you need to know: snus
>> Anonymous
>>38335
damn i hate snus
>> Anonymous
>>38339
a norwegian friend forcefully gave me snus. man that was the worst shit i have ever had in my life.
>> Anonymous
enjoy your fjords
>> Anonymous
Norway is the cancer tumor of the penis
>> Anonymous
http://katz.cd/download/1985409/App/Rosetta-Stone-Spanish/

Downloaded that shit & it has level 1 swedish, also has level 1 & 2 of other languages also.
>> xx
lol @ Rosetta Stone
Find some Swedish friends and you'll learn it fast.
>> Anonymous
>>38964
uhh thanks but thats spanish
>> Anonymous
Swedish women love to be raped.
>> Anonymous
>>39639
GTFO PAKI CUNT
>> Anonymous
Well, as from finfags point of view, Sweden is good place to live, if you don't mind the demon language and immigrants.
>> Anonymous
>What should I do about learning Swedish?
If you are from the UK or US, you don't need to learn it, just speak english and most people will understand you, however you might not understand them. If you come from any other country though you must learn Swedish or everyone is going to hate you. It wont matter if your english is top notch. This is swedfag speaking btw.
>> Anonymous
>>39780
Yeah I know, It would just be nice to be able to understand people either way, also I would still need to be able to read it right? Or is it like America, where everything is translated to Spanish?
>> Anonymous
>>38260
You don't have to learn Swedish. Everyone speaks English.
>> Anonymous
>>39780
I'm Polish but I learned English in the States and speak perfect American English. I'll just tell them I'm from the States if I ever go there.
>> Anonymous
Norway > Sweden > Denmark
Danish here, btw.

OP, you will probably enjoy this series:
http://www.slayradio.org/mastering_swedish.php
>> Anonymous
Snus is epic. Norway is epic. Sweden, slightly less so. Cheaper Snus though, therefor, wins epic points.
>> Anonymous
>>39893
Don't listen to this fag.

OP, think of it this way. How would you feel if all these immigrants moved to whatever country you are from and refused to speak your language?

Learn Swedish.
>> Anonymous
The Foreign Service Institute has many language courses for free download including Swedish.
http://www.fsi-language-courses.com/

There is also a Swedish for Immigrants course available when you are in Sweden.

On another note, I'm moving to Sweden for grad school at Chalmers. Anyone in Gothenburg need a roommate? I'm having trouble finding an apartment.
>> Anonymous
>>40191
you mean like all these damn mexicans?
>> Anonymous
>>40215
>>40182
thanks!
>> Anonymous
>>40191
if you're moving to Gothenburg, then go to Frölunda and eat at mAx. best burger-chain in sweden
>> Anonymous
They don't speak Swedish in Sweden.
>> Anonymous
Sweden, Denmark and Norway share a language called Scandinavian, originally spoken by ancient Atlantians before they switched to a language that sounds less gay. When spoken by an alcoholic, Scandinavian is known as Finnish.
>> Anonymous
>>40894
lol funny troll
>> Anonymous
>>40454
I'll keep that in mind. Maybe they'll let me sleep out back.
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My bum is on the Swedish.
>> Anonymous
swedish is easy to learn.
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wtf who's the butthurt swede mod that deleted this picture the first time I posted it..get a sense of humor!
>> Anonymous
Forget the sweden and join superior finland.
>> Anonymous
This thread is full of Finnish people just waiting for someone insult their motherland.