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Anonymous
Hey, /trv/, here's a somewhat interesting topic that I'm sure will end up on page 10 in no time, I'm thinking of starting a new life in Svalbard, the island north of Norway. What am I going to need if I choose to embark on this epic journey?
>> Anonymous
a fridge
>> Anonymous
NO, you will be KILL by BEARS.
>> Anonymous
A hot air balloon.
>> Anonymous
Porno.
>> Anonymous
An item of unimaginable significance ... not just for our world, but for millions of others.
>> Anonymous
don't forget your golden compass
>> Anonymous
anyone have any info at all on this place?
>> Fancycakes
Buy the "Zombie Survival Guide" and bring with you all the necessary equipment listed for one person during a "siege" circumstance. Your life will depend on it, soldier!
>> Anonymous
Learn Russian, then move to the nearby, yet better Russian settlement of Barentsburg...

Actually, scratch that; stay in Norway. Well, so long as you don't mind mandatory conscription.
>> Anonymous
/trv/ - the same fantasy over and over again.

At least it isn't Japan/Thailand/etcetcetc this time around.
>> Anonymous
pretty cool
>> Anonymous
ENLIST THE HELP OF AN ARMOURED BEAR
>> Anonymous
Ask Lyra Belacqua. She knows all about Svalbard. They have talking bears and Dust over there.
>> Anonymous
>>45789
gb2 7chan /zom/
>> Anonymous
When people only know about a place because i was in a children's fantasy book/film it's probably not a very interesting place.