File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
So, I was thinking of moving to Pyongyang because I heard everyone is more sincere and authentic there compared to where I'm from. Also, I really love Pyongyang noodles. How do I get a job in North Korea?

Also, I'm 19 and I don't have a passport, and I've never left my home town, and I live with my parents. Can I just fly standby at the airport for free? Will they ask for a passport or can I just say I lost mine?
>> Anonymous
I'm from Pyongyang, and yes, by all means do it. It will be easy and you won't have any problems.
>> Anonymous
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
The best way to get a job in North Korea is to go to one of the concentration camps and ask if they are hiring any more torturers or rapists.

And they're ALWAYS hiring more torturers and rapists.
>> Anonymous
>>24850
you ruined the thread with your retardation, thanks a lot, faggot
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>24851
>> Anonymous
wut r u serious? North Korea has the hottest women
>> Anonymous
troll party
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
They have best night life all around.
>> Anonymous
It is kind of amazing that the average /trv/ post is so easily stereotyped even though there have been maybe 4 threads total here. LOL GUYZ I JUST ACCEPTED INTO JET ^_^
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
If you know how to make rockets, they'll throw themselves at you. Other than that, they always need traffic cops. The current traffic load is just too much already for the police force.
>> Anonymous
Well, I've heard some conflicting information about getting a job in NK, on one hand, its hard as a teacher.. Apparently they've only got like 3 people teaching English in Pyongyang, your best bet would be as a diplomat which means youve gotta go through uni, do well, get into your foreign department of whatever country you are and be lucky enough to get posted there. On the other hand i have a friend studying Engineering who says that NK are desperate for Engineers to work for them and he has a friend in NK right now making a fuckload of cash working for an American oil company. I'm not so sure about this though, but he doesnt really have any reason to lie to me about it. Either way, if you get a job there you'll be barred from talking to ordinary north korean folk, but you'll be treated real nicely.

Just go on the tour and leave it at that, from the sounds of it living in Pyongyang would be boring. Also look up the dudes who defected during the Korean war, Charles Jenkins and there's that other one who's still there, you can see interviews with him on youtube.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your tree bark soup.
>> Anonymous
>>25772
Have you seen Crossing the Line?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473181/
Or read the French comic 'Pyongyang'?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyongyang_(comic)
>> Anonymous
>>25772
>you'll be treated real nicely.
Living in bugged hotel rooms, being followed by communist party minders everywhere you go, and risking death simply due to the sheer insanity of the country's leadership is not my definition of nice.

Seriously... many people that decided to live or work for North Korea where never heard of again. In fact, the NK government *kidnaps* many of its foreign workers because they won't come willingly. (chefs, etc)
>> Anonymous
>>25795
no shit dumbfuck, it's called a joke thread
>> Anonymous
>>25796
Read the post I quoted, shitstain.
That guy was posting seriously.