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Anonymous
hey /trv/ I'm leaving for Puerto Rico on monday for about 6 days... any tools, tips, tricks, or hacks to offer?
>> Anonymous
Cancel your trip and go to Barbados instead. Better beaches, nicer people, prettier girls. I used to live in the Caribbean and Puerto Rico is just about as much fail as it gets down there without being on Hispaniola.
>> Anonymous
all ricans carry knives
>> Anonymous
Visit the observatory in Arecibo.
>> Anonymous
>>47558
This. While you're there, inquire about working as an Astronomer. Sleep all day. Work all night. Use some VERY expensive scope time once every ~2 weeks. Live there and be happy.

...Oh, sorry. That wasn't really the question, was it?