File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
I'm going to Beijing in a few weeks, what should I do there?

Also, look at that fucking tourist woman.
>> Anonymous
Protest about Tibet.

Yeah, stupid tourist should've dressed like the native on the left.
>> Anonymous
Stand in front of a tank at Tianamen square and wave flags about as if you work on the runwayin an airport. Eat dogs. Eat horse cock. Mistake every chinese person you meet for every other chinese person you ever met, laughing and proclaiming that they all look the same.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>71416

shit... future dewey as a wimen, resembulance is striking!
>> Anonymous
>>71424

Then start squinting, speak a few rudimentary words of their language you perceive to be cool and pretend to be one of them. Be sure to point out how superior they are to everyone, even to you.

....oh wait, that's Japan.
>> Anonymous
That, dear anons, is /b/'s face.