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Whats the easiest European country to move to? I need to get out of here. Which ones are the best in terms of learning the language, xenophobia, quality of life, etc...
>> Anonymous
Depends on the place you're aiming for. City? Countryside? Etc.

I'd say England (language, but it's expensive)
I'd say Spain (cheap, but language hassle. Spannish isn't that hard though, compared to other European languages)
>> Anonymous
Portugal, Spain, Italy, Southern France, Denmark and scandinavian nations.
>> Anonymous
>>24425
germany, do it for hitler ò_Ó
>> Anonymous
How hard is it to move to France?
>> Anonymous
>>24431
just tell them you're invading and you should have no problem
>> Anonymous
>>24427
Spain isn't cheap anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>24428
>> Anonymous
Look at counties with lots of immigrants, so you won't stick out
>> Anonymous
>>24425
Knowing your ethnicity/country of origin would help a bit.
>> Anonymous
If you want people with great English for a secondary language, try Sweden, if you want it as their primary language, try Ireland or GB, that should work. I think the Norwegians are pretty good aswell.
>> Anonymous
I put in my vote for Sweden or Norway.
>> Anonymous
You have four options if you want to move to an EU country:

1. Be rich.
2. Be a refugee/muslim.
3. Be able to do a job that nobody in the EU can preform.
4. Marry into the EU and never get divorced.
>> Anonymous
This sort of thing depends greatly upon your ethnicity, language skills, wealth, education and whether you want to live in a quiet backwood somewhere or in the middle of a metropolis.
>> Anonymous
depends on your origins and what kind of things you like/dislike
>> Anonymous
>>24425
>Whats the easiest European country to move to? I need to get out of here. Which ones are the best in terms of learning the language, xenophobia, quality of life, etc.

I'm going to offer the Netherlands as a kind of a catch-all answer. They've got that tolerance thing taken to its natural limits and as a hodgepodge of everything else that's in Europe, they've got pretty much average everything.

(looks at your pic)
If you're a durka yourself, you're better off in Sweden. Uppsala is the durka capital of northern Europe, and the nordic system is very keen on giving people things for free.

If you're a whitebread Amerikaner, you'll fit in UK pretty naturally for obvious reasons. If a Mexican, Spain.
>> Anonymous
>>24467

I'd imagine durkas would have the easiest time in Turkey, what with the majority of Turks being muslims and all.
>> Anonymous
Move to Greece, I hear they love muslim immigrants. You might even get your own island in the Mediterranean to share with some fellow mussolems.
>> Anonymous
If you are Muslim do not come near to: Belgium, Netherlands, Italy, Switzerland, Spain and Austria. They hate your kind there.
>> Anonymous
>>24425
>Whats the easiest European country to move to?
Well, do you have an education? Contacts? Etc.

Moving to a new country is not that easy. The EU are pretty skewd in their immigration policies aswell - immigrants who are "unwanted" ie. from developing countries might get bounced from, say an inner country, like Germany to an outer country like Greece, which is set as "default" for certain kinds of immigration.

Greece have become notorious for their forceful deportations of asylum seekers, with allegations of torture, imprisonment and so on from human rights organisations. So behind this veil of beaurocracy, what happens is the "inner countries" simply send their unwanted immigrants to Greece, where they are forcefully deported.
>> Anonymous
>>24471
Yeah, it's called Cyrpus.
>> Anonymous
I used to travel all over western europe with my mates skateboarding, and top of the list is defo barcelona, cheap, laid back, best weather, the locals are all cool, its amazing.
>> Anonymous
Muslims are always welcomed in France. Have fun burning cars!
>> Anonymous
poland FTW
>> Anonymous
>>24425
Finland.
You'll never have to work a day in your life, just let the big beat lead you.
>> Anonymous
>>24468
no, they haet arabs/iranians too
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>> Anonymous
If you are muslim please don't leave your country or go in USA they love muslims

Stay away from Europe
>> Anonymous
Swedefag here, these retards don't really reflect the country, and there is no good place to be if you care about the opinions of shut-in basement retards.
>> Anonymous
>>24471
>I hear they love Muslim immigrants

you heard wrong.
>> Anonymous
I am a white Christian American male

I have to get out of here what is the best middle eastern country to move too?
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>>24562
Israel. Other then that, Kurdistan (Iraq) has a certian European population there, around Mosul.
The "Yazti" people are Christian, but also believe in alot of crazy pagan shit you might not dig. They are very friendly towards Americans, and will ask you a million questions.
Some of them drink alcohol openly, they have the PDK militia that protects them, and they dress like westerners. Speak Arabic or Kurdish.
Some even speak english, kinda.

Although, you might wanna wait a few years before moving to Iraq.
>> Anonymous
>>24562
Why would you move to a ME country? But if you really do, I would suggest Israel or Turkey, in that order. I'm Turkish and frankly I don't like seeing all these Westerner expats getting to enjoy this country more than us locals due to financial reasons (they earn by their standards and spend by ours) and the social attention they get due to the self-hatred prevalent amongst locals, but that's just me and even those like me will be nice to you... just not as worshiping.
>> Anonymous
Portugal is really easy to move to, the laws are setup for foreigners to own property and get jobs easily
>> Anonymous
Overall moving to the EU is difficult. Sometimes you get lucky and some places are easier then others to imigrate to, but be warned if you don't have an education or an actual skill YOU WILL NOT GET IN. My friend tried to do the very thing you are and found he needed to 2-4 years of college to even compete. He has not even attended college yet.

So good luck and read blogs for more info, ppl on the chans tend to be idiots. Remember Anynomity + Audience = Dickwad (usually)
>> Anonymous
Many European countries still have backwards racist immigration policies. If you can prove your ancestry to Germany or Ireland you're in.

Some poor Pakistani woman who fled her country to escape oppression and to gain opportunity gets deported, while a jerkoff from Brooklyn like myself is automatically eligible for citizenship.
>> Anonymous
Go to Europe.
They are all liberal and love muslims. They sometimes even change their laws to make you guys happier.

Don't go to America.
>> Anonymous
>>24562
UAE or Bahrain, if you have some kind of education.
>> Anonymous
Monaco
>> Anonymous
>>24563
You couldn't *really* mix in in Kurdistan if you're from yurop. Admittedly, I went there in Saddam-era, but really people with colored eyes apparently do stick out there. I don't know what is the case now with merkins everywhere though.

Regardless, anywhere in Iraq wouldn't be my first choice in the middle east. Pretend you're from Jewish ancestry and move to Israel, it isn't really hard, but you have to learn Hebrew. Other than that, listen to>>24564
>> Anonymous
>>24577
yes move to Portugal, and bring your lolis with you.
>> Anonymous
>>24564
Seconded.

Also>>24562, you will have an easy time in Israel. They love white people there, even better if you're Russian.
>> Anonymous
>>24582
Details on Ireland, plox. Not OP, but my great-great-grandparents were Irish immigrants.
>> Anonymous
>>25134

It goes by grandparents, you're too far back, your blood is probably tainted with injun and mexican. If you go back in time and get your grandparents to get their citizenships using their grandparents before you were born you'd be good, and you'd probably have to get the Irish nation created earlier.

Ireland holds job fairs in New York every year, maybe theres one near you, if you're educated and have a nice degree you shouldn't have a problem getting a work visa