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Hail, Internet. I come from the far-away land of KANSAS. Hear my tale.

Kansas is the fuck-stupidest state in America. We have NO amusement parks; Ghetto-land closed down, and Wild West Gay Cowboys Galore World opened in spring, went bankrupt in fall.

Our most-exploited venue for tourism is The Wizard of Oz, and that was forty years ago. Nobody gives a shit.

We're the annoying little brother of the Midwest. Oklahoma looks cool and is next to Texas, so bonus points for that. Missouri has Branson. That's fucking right. Ozarks. Colorado has mountains. Real mountains. Ski-your-face-off mountains. You're lucky to find a dip in the road here. Potholes(There's lots of 'em.) don't count.

Anytime I go somewhere that isn't flat, I have to bring an extra pair of pants. Such is the way of all Kansans.

Just ask the Wikipedia article;
Dennis Rader, notable serial killer, is a notable resident of Wichita, Kansas...

Picture: Wichita's landmark piece of art. I actually have to give props to it. It shoots fire at night...
>> Anonymous
I proclaim Iowa as the fuck-stupidest state in America. At least you guys have Kansas City, some pro sports teams. Iowa has NOTHING.
>> Man
>>9376

That's Kansas City, Missouri, buddy.
>> Anonymous
>>9380
Isn't it on both sides of the state?
>> Anonymous
I grew up in Oklahoma and moved to Alaska 10 years ago. The Chugach Mountain range is my backyard now. I'm still a flat lander at heart though. I like to look up at them but I don't care to go up there.
>> CUNTMASTERFLEX
im pretty sure idaho, "the potato state" deserves the title
>> Anonymous
MISSA-FUCKING-SIPPI IS THE WORST. NO LIE.
>> Anonymous
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Idaho State motto.
>> Anonymous
You'll be getting a schlitterbahn water park a year from now, kansasfag.

I think everyone thinks their home state sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>9410
I don't. California is the best there is.
>> Anonymous
I feel sorry for you, I live in southern sweden and it rocks :)
>> Anonymous
>>9415
California is fabulous... unfortunately it is near a literal shit dump, a real fucking shitty ass town, one of gods pissing grounds in the world, a place full of dirty smelly piss ants, and their kind of foul prostitution, some call it So Cal.
>> Anonymous
>>9428
i'm not from socal.
>> Anonymous
>>9396

This man speaks the truth. Their biggest city doubles as the biggest ghetto in the US.
>> Buzzkill !!d+IC2hUHk4r
>>9415
fuck you, Maryland for the win.
>> Cap'n Crunch !3GqYIJ3Obs
I AM A LINEMAN FOR THE COUNTY, AND I DRIVE THE MAIN ROAD, LOOKING FOR ANOTHER OVERLOAD.

The only redeeming tribute of Kansas is that Wichita country inspired that song. Otherwise, i couldn't give a damn about that shithole.
>> Anonymous
Hey don't hate on Kansas man, it's my favourite US state believe it or not! /NZer
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your empty downtown arena.
>> Anonymous
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Over the rainbow, where bluebirds fly....

tired of Kansas? then take the next tornado to Oz
>> Anonymous
>>9376
*ahem* Iowa Class Battleships, anyone?