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Going to San Francisco in July! I know all the beaches there are crap, but are there any even worth considering? This is probably my only chance during the summer to go to a beach.
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>> Anonymous
OP, here. I forgot to mention pic not related in anyway. Well, acutally, when you think of it...
>> Anonymous
No, they're all shit. You could go down to Monterey/Pebble Beach, and it's slightly less shit. Hmm. And try not to get mugged and raped by homeless or gays, or homeless gays. Wouldn't be the first time. Enjoy the few fun things to be found in SF though.
>> Anonymous
Australia has good beaches. Go there.
>> Anonymous
not in SF itself, but go across the bridge and go over to stinson or muir beach, and theres plenty in bolinas and around there, all those beaches are fantastic. the only problem is people FROM the city will all be flocking there, so there will be lots of traffic on the way in, and your going to need good ditrections or the aid of someone who lives in marin to help you find your way there. still, totaly worth it. the only other option i could think of is a place called 'kronkite beach' thats very near sf, the first exit after you go over the bridge and then take a left into the tunnel through the mountain. just keep going and theres a couple of beaches around there, fairly nice ones too. and tell me if you need better directions, i live around here so i know it pretty well
>> Anonymous
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>>38656
lolwut? There's no ocean near Australia!
>> GSX
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Ocean Beach is only good for weekend bonfires with friends down in Kelly's Cove and getting absolutely shit faced. Parking your car in the lots after eleven will just get them ticketed by Park Police.

Baker Beach is actually nice enough to visit during the day. We've been expiercing perfect beach weather lately, though who knows if it will last up to your trip. Mind the old bunkers there, and the nude sections.
>> Anonymous
Try to resist the urge to curb stomp homeless people. I'm from Texas, and I was shocked at how fucking aggressive the homeless people are. I had to really hold back to keep myself from sending several of them to the hospital. No means no you fucking cockbags.

Sleeping on the sidewalk in broad daylight? WHAT THE FUCK SF? WHAT THE FUCK.
>> Obscu
>>38674

I... cannot tell if this guy's serious or not. This is the internet. There could actually be someone this stupid ON THIS VERY THREAD *dramatic music!*

If sarcasm, then well-played sir
>> Anonymous
>>38674
nah mate there's this wicked artificial beach in brisbane they build for expo88