I'm going to Beijing in a few weeks, what should I do there?Also, look at that fucking tourist woman.
Protest about Tibet.Yeah, stupid tourist should've dressed like the native on the left.
Stand in front of a tank at Tianamen square and wave flags about as if you work on the runwayin an airport. Eat dogs. Eat horse cock. Mistake every chinese person you meet for every other chinese person you ever met, laughing and proclaiming that they all look the same.
>>71416shit... future dewey as a wimen, resembulance is striking!
>>71424Then start squinting, speak a few rudimentary words of their language you perceive to be cool and pretend to be one of them. Be sure to point out how superior they are to everyone, even to you.....oh wait, that's Japan.
That, dear anons, is /b/'s face.