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Anonymous
Let's talk about why France is the greatest country in the world.
>> Anonymous
You never have to worry about having to pay higher taxes to fuel a war effort!
>> Anonymous
They eat for hours yet are not as fat as Americunts!
>> Anonymous
they speak french, one of the best languages in the world
>> Anonymous
They are notorious liars!
>> Anonymous
They are honest people!
>> Anonymous
>>29521
>>29522
i c wut u did thar.
>> Anonymous
Surrendering to the Nazis and helping to round up the Jews!
>> Anonymous
>>29521is not the same poster as>>29522
>> Anonymous
ok uh

-greatest history of military superiority (the world wasn't made in 1942 assholes)
-first to abolish slavery

<3
>> Anonymous
Frenchfags! I have a question. I'm an American whose looks could pass for that of a Spaniard or Italian; tan skin with distinctive European features. If I were to go to France, how should I expect to be treated? Which area would be best to spend a year or two in France?
>> Anonymous
>>29528
stay the fuck out of toulouse. it's 50% annoying tourists and 50% pretentious french asses. go to southern france. toulouse, marseilles, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>29529
whoops. i meant to stay away from paris, not toulouse
>> Anonymous
Parce que le langue est tres belle.
>> Anonymous
French never rounded up jews, we simply claimed that the trains were free for the jews, and they all came up.
>> Anonymous
you can go everywhere. 8-10 millions french have italian, spanish and portuguese ancestry.
>> Anonymous
>I'm an American whose looks could pass for that of a Spaniard or Italian; tan skin with distinctive European features.

Not a Frenchfag but I've been living there for 8 years now, I can vouch that every "real" Frenchman doesn't care about nationality/race/religion. So you will be treated fine by the majority of the people. If you run into a racist, (happens like in every other country) well rest assured that he's a defective sample and don't waste your time with him. Often in that situation, another Frenchfag will step in and confront him, those are the ones you want to be around.
There are also a few that are complete jerks, but they're nasty with everybody, not just foreigners, so don't take it personally and avoid them too. In a way it saves a lot of time.

Avoid the taxis when you can (and that's most of the time).
>> Anonymous
about price of fuel
in france it's 2.17$ for 1L (0.26US gallon)
so I think it's cool to not have to support war effort :D

about Toulouse : there is 50% of silly farmers, 30% of retard soccer fans and 20% of communist-hippies...

about french army : I don't understand, you say that they are useless, so why do you want them to go in a stupid country full of arab they already have lot of them in marseille, nimes or montpellier :p

(And the french president make out a top-model and not a awful intern)
>> Anonymous
>>29550
>I can vouch that every "real" Frenchman doesn't care about nationality/race/religion.

Lol you must be talking about French people who are under the age of forty, because most of the guys playing boule in the park are crazy xenophobic
>> Anonymous
xenophobia is the only way to save our european civilization.
>> Anonymous
>>29527

Not true. Check http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abolition_of_slavery_timeline

I think Iceland wins that one.
>> Anonymous
Most French folk are good people, there`s just some real assholes among their custom officers.

My friend lives in Paris and I`ll he heading there again soon, can't wait.
>> Anonymous
Because the flag has the same colors as the real greatest country in the world

(not Britain, or Netherlands, or Russia, or Serbia, or former Serbias)
>> Anonymous
>>29641
Liberia? Cuba?
>> Anonymous
>>29641
South Korea?
>> Anonymous
>>29644
no

>>29659
no, lol Pepsi
>> Anonymous
>>29641

Australia? New Zealand? Slovakia?
>> Anonymous
>>29641
Panama? Dominican Republic? Chile?
>> Anonymous
>>29641
Amerikkka?
>> Anonymous
>>29665
>Amerikkka?

No, he said "greatest country".
>> Anonymous
spending a few weeks in France In between trips to Morocco and Burkina Faso. I was thinking about visting slightly less hyper tourist areas like Toulon, Strasbourg and up into Grenoble.
>> Anonymous
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>french army
La Légion étrangère
The best of the best. The Elite.
Plus France had Napoleon so that grants infinite bonus points.
>> Anonymous
>>29515
let's not
>> Anonymous
>>29694
Oh Slowpoke...