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Anonymous
I am going to drive to china. in my little honda.
I got it all prepaired, I only need visas, so my route is still open. what does /trv/ suggest?

see map for options.
>> Anonymous
purple, going trough the mid-east would be a fucking retarted thing to do dutchfag.
>> Anonymous
crossing the steppes or sandnigger country? hahaha good luck. bring along bribe money, you'll need it.
>> Anonymous
going through pakistan? deathwish much?
>> Anonymous
One does not simply drive through Iran >:(
>> ?????????? !JiHADLZ54Q
>>27899

You're right, but probably for the wrong reasons.

The Middle East isn't BANDIT COUNTRY or something where they'll yell "KAFIR" at you as soon as you're spotted and fire aimlessly with their AKs. But there are very few routes there that don't go through the desert, and the desert isn't a very pleasant place to drive.

You could just drop by in Lebanon and return back up through Syria and into Turkey if you just wish to see the place. Getting to Dubai by car is harder.
>> Anonymous
>>27908
It is also a major pain in the ass to get visa for Middle East countries.
>> Anonymous
>>27908

Lebanon is in the shits right now.
>> Anonymous
>>27904
its accual realy easy,

there so shocked that anyone wants to that there very friendly.
>> ?????????? !JiHADLZ54Q
>>27910

Depends heavily on the country.

>>27912

Know where to go and where not to go. Don't spend time at the south Lebanese border or the Hizbullahfag ghetto outside Beirut. Common sense etc.

Besides, OP is apparently willing to go through Pakistan. I'd say that's a tad worse.
>> Anonymous
>>27919
if I was to go through pakistan, wich was the least likely route, I was planing on only stopping to refual. il sleap in china.
>> Anonymous
>>27912
>Lebanon is in the shits right now.

Did you say, "Terrorists belonging to the Religion of Peace are doing their best to coexist by killing people again?"
>> Anonymous
>>27928
Don't take that route unless you're a Muslims or look like a Muslim. The local wandering jihadists are doing the old kidnap and demand ransom routine again. Use the safe roads.
>> Anonymous
>>27963
its not that dangerous. the real fundamentalists are in the tribal areas of Waziristan and the pakistani military wouldnt let you anywhere near the place.
>> Anonymous
I'd go through glorious nation Kazakhstan
>> Anonymous
>>27968

It's a very nice place.
>> Anonymous
Pink route. Do it.
>> Anonymous
Go Red
>> Anonymous
The middle east is safe for foriegners passing through, like any other dictatorship. Just know the laws and obey them and you'll be fine, Arabs are actually pretty friendly people, and even if they secretly hate your guts they will still be friendly.

Unless you try to drive though Iraq, you have nothing to worry about.

That said, don't drive through the middle east because its nothing but desert wasteland and if your car breaks down your fucked.

I'd go through Purple or Orange in the Summer.
>> Anonymous
>>28028

Seconded.

North Lebanon and quieter parts of Syria are friendly enough. Iraq is a bad idea, if only because of the occupation.

Your map sucks by the way. And china sucks massive ass.

Either tour europe first, or go through the middle-east and come back through europe later. That way you see everything. Of course, if you plan to a different path another time, maybe through the Eurozone, yellow.

But just hit Europe, then Turkey, then Syria, then Lebanon. As long as you stay north lebanon it's safe and friendly, same for Syria. Then come back up to Turkey, and either go back into Europe or find a plane to India and work your way to cancerland from there.
>> Anonymous
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take blue
>> Anonymous
>>28051
AND he has only 80 days to do it!
>> Anonymous
>>28051
Yep. Driving your car across the bottom of the ocean is a great experience.
>> Anonymous
>>28106
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>28106
Under the sea...
>> Anonymous
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>>28213
ITS WHERE I WANT TO BE!