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Anonymous
Clubbing and raves are the same in every city.
Just strap a pair of cheap headphones on, download some shitty ring tones, turn them up full blast, put on a strobe light, get drunk on svedka and red bull, and hire a cheap hooker to suck you off every now and then. Burn a couple hundred dollar bills to simulate the cover charges, overpriced drinks, and transportation fees. If drugs are your thing, get some crystal meth from the local truck stop and take some of that too.
Why anyone would travel to go clubbing is beyond me.
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