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My carbon footprint? Anonymous
I'm 37 and have never owned a car which makes my carbon footprint really small.

I know the average lifespan is around 75 and seeing as I'm seriously thinking of getting a car, what size engine should I get so that I can try to catch up with everyone else before I die?
>> Anonymous
People actually buy into this "carbon footprint" nonsense? PROTIP: You have a foot, big corporations have tank treads
>> Anonymous
3/10 troll.
>> Anonymous
I remember on Penn & Teller: Bullshit! they went around a mall asking people to give them money to off-set the carbon emissions they created by driving to the store and buying stuff. Not only did the people hand over the money, but they never even asked who the carbon guys were or where the money would go.