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Phillippines Anonymous
Going to phillippines this christmas. Suppose to marry some girl there. Don't know who but im getting a free vacation out of it. Any advice?
>> Anonymous
No.
>> Anonymous
Don't get married.
>> Anonymous
marriage = ultimate trolled
>> Anonymous
Left = trap.
>> Anonymous
marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
>> Anonymous
Marriage is life imprisoment in most countries
>> Anonymous
Yes. Prepare to have the laziest wife, EVER. Filipinos are lazy fucks.
>> Anonymous
>>77604

filipinos are the lowest of all the asians, get a chinese wife or something. Enjoy looking after here and her extended family
>> Anonymous
Did you know that there's no such thing as divorce in the Philippines? Really!
>> Anonymous
>>77632

Every Filipino mom I know makes bank in the medical field.
>> Anonymous
Geez dont think that visiting a girl = marriage, get to know her and stuff, also try to go for the loli types for massive win
>> Anonymous
OP here. Im being paid large sums of money to marry her so she can get a green card.
>> Anonymous
>>77758
LOL a real winner here.
>> Anonymous
>>77758
If you get to bang her too, that's pretty ace.
>> Anonymous
>>77758
Monumental failure. Enjoy losing half your shit and the money you're getting when she divorces you, OP.
>> Anonymous
>>77774
OP might have a prenuptial agreement. Otherwise, he's fucked.
>> Anonymous
not op

Im engaged to marry a Japanese girl, anything I should know?
>> Anonymous
>>77801
I would want to learn Philippine marriage laws the hard way.
>>77807
Yes, indeed: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Marriage

Enjoy.
>> Anonymous
i'll be laughing at all of you when im on the beach drinking a long island ice tea with a little umbrella getting my dick sucked by a hot ass phillipino girl.
>> Anonymous
>>77835
more like getting chopped off cause they're psycho. don't do it man, don't do it.
>> Anonymous
get a japanese wife, god tier of the asians.

filipinos are the niggers of gookland