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Brisbane Anonymous
Hey /trv/ I'm going to Brisbane this summer (I guess its winter for them)
Thing is I'm kinda scene, I've heard there tons of scene girls in Brisbane, is this true? are they as easy as American scene girls? thank you for your time.
>> Anonymous
I think it's pretty telling that you've had no answer in three days. There may be scene people in Brissy but perhaps no /trv people.
Sorry I can't help. I'm a thousand miles from Brisbane.
>> Anonymous
You'll be the pal of the mall because: foreign accent

Human Nature 101 concludes for today
>> Anonymous
>>21904
Faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>22561
Always good to know it works both ways.
>> Anonymous
>>21904
Brissie does seem to have a disproportionate number of scene/emo faggots. I find it hilarious that someone overseas would have heard about that.

It sucks you're coming here in winter instead of summer, then again our winters are pretty mild so it's not a real issue.
>> Anonymous
>>22810
hopefully it well be less touristy though and I can get see it more easily with less people about.
I think I heard about Brisbane being really scene on this board.
>> Anonymous
>>22825
Yeah that's true. That's mainly because the Gold Coast is 40 mins to the south and the Sunshine Coast is an hour to the north and they are both tourist meccas.

What kind of stuff were looking to get up to, besides hooking up that is.
>> Anonymous
>>22833
Historical shit, and probably some local cuisine. But besides that, no idea. Got any suggestions? that would be greatly appreciated.
>> Anonymous
Ex Brisfag here. Yeah, there's ALOT of scenefags, emos and goths due to the large number of universities and huge local music scene.
>> Anonymous
Brisfag here - I'd take a day to catch a city bus out to suburb __ and just walk around - interesting classic BrisHouses. Also 'The Valley' is overratted and is full of asians and unemployed ice addicts.
>> Anon E. Mouse
Don't want to make my own thread for this.

SCHOOLIES 2008 REPORTING IN.

What should I visit?
What parties are the best over the two weeks?
What is there to do during the day time?
Will they be checking ID often?
Will I get laid?
If not, where is the best place to get laid?
>> Anonymous
Brisbane is about as interesting as Australia gets. The so called 'scene' is principally an American phenomenon. Melbourne is better, IMO, but I have more refined tastes.
>> Anonymous
>>23182Melbourne is better, IMO, but I have more refined tastes

lol
>> Anonymous
I hear the emos have been battling it out with hobos for control of King George Square.

I guess they wern't content just hanging around outside Hungry Jack's.
>> Anonymous
>>23161
ha architecture is always fun to scope out
>>22929
ha interesting, not really like that down here. Universities are pretty bland.
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>> Anonymous
>>23176

schoolies is a festering bubo in the armpit of australian educational culture and you are viscous, sticky puss
>> Anonymous
>>23226
>Hungry Jack's.
what is this? explain.
>> Anonymous
>>23765
The first result on google...
>> Anonymous
>>23765
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungry_Jack's

When Burger King expanded into Australia they found that their name was already taken so they used Hungry Jack's instead.
>> Anonymous
>>24196
that just raises further questions.
like why in the hell do scene kids enjoy burger king?
>> Anonymous
1. Go to Brisbane
2. Go to Club
3. Pick up slutty easy scene girl
4. ???
5. Profit
>> Anonymous
>>24242
any one in particular?
>> Anonymous
>>24242
Scene girls don't hang out at nightclubs.
If you want Scene girls Use Myspace
simple as that.
>> Anonymous
ausfag here. scene girls in aus tend to be of the overweight, trying-too-hard kind.

try ballarat, in victoria. this place is fucking overrun by them, i swear. them and metros
>> Anonymous
>>24526
How overweight?
because trying to hard sounds kinda nice, and you know what they say about fat girls and oral sex.
>> Anonymous
>>24704
Yeah but what happens when you wake up to find a hambeast has eaten your dick... Was the 5 mins of cock gobbling from a fat chick worth it?
>> Anonymous
>>24704

They cover your dick in peanut-butter?
>> Anonymous
>>24706
thats the purpose of the cattle prod.
don't worry they have such thick skin it doesn't hurt them like it would us.
>> Anonymous
>scene
>> Anonymous
>>24239
The Hungry Jack's is big and uniquely stylish and sits prominently at a large intersection on the Queen Street Mall. Basically it stands out and is an easy meet-up point.

Emo's are just lazy cunts, they get to the meet-up point but instead of going somewhere else they just sit around and do nothing.
>> Anonymous
nobody is as easy as an american scene girl
>> Anonymous
>>23494
correction: the gold coast is a herpes sore on the side of australia. schoolies is just a really bad outbreak that happens every year
>> Anonymous
>>24888
The GC was awesome. Why the hate?
>> Anonymous
The goldcoast sucks, Brisbane sucks and Melbourne sucks. Seriously dude, I've lived in all three and the reason I moved out is that they're all full of fucking fail.

If you want to go somewhere really cool, try Punchbowl.
>> Anonymous
>>24856

Agreed, emo's are lazy fucking cunts. Like abo's.
>> Anonymous
>>24902
>Melbourne sucks
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!

I spent the BEST 4 YEARS of my life there. I for one wished I chose to stay there longer while I had the chance.
>> Anonymous
>>24906

Come on, its not as good as Punchbowl any way you cut it.
>> Anonymous
>>24902
Melbourne is GREAT. I've experienced several Australian cities and Melbourne is easily the best to live in.
>> Anonymous
>>24916Melbourne is GREAT
Agreed. Other than the shit weather, crowded and run-down PT, crowded and run-down roads, stupid road rules for turning right because the trams share the main roads with cars, electric wires overhanging everywhere, endless sprawl and incredibly introverted/self obsessed people it's a great place to live.
>> Anonymous
>>24904
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>24919
Spoken like a true Sydney bigot. Melbourne has the typical 4 seasons. Sydney has 2; Rain and Humidity.
>> Anonymous
>>24923
True, but melbourne has the typical 4 seasons IN ONE FUCKING DAY

At least Sydney sticks with the same weather for at least 24 hours.
>> Anonymous
>>24923
I'm not from Sydney nor do I live there and I'd be willing to bet that I've lived in more cities than you have.
>> Anonymous
>>24919
I'd say Sydneysiders are the most self-obssessed and arrogant people in Australia. Always the ones who bring out the criticisms of Melbourne and preaching Sydney superiority as soon as Melbourne is mentioned in a positive way.
Melbourne was ranked equal first in the world in most livable cities for a reason. It's not number one anymore, but it's still above Sydney.
Also, enjoy your crime.
>> Anonymous
>>24919
lol. surprise surprise, guess who picks the fight first about sydney and melbourne. the sydneyfag. always the sydneyfag. a melbfag cant even state their liking for their city without having dirty sydneyfags rocking up to throw abuse in order to satisfy their inflated egos.
>> Anonymous
Um, guys. Connex is horrible, but even they take about five gigalitres of shit on the farce that is CityRail.

LOL Iemma
>> Anonymous
>>24949
Really? I'm from Melbourne, and I'm ready admit Connex is an absolute disgrace. I've heard that CityRail is better. To be honest I can't imagine a train service worse than Connex.

Anyway, sorry to add more fuel to the fire of this Melbourne-Sydney rivalry, but I felt a bit smug and had to post this: http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/how-could-sydney-get-it-so-wrong/2006/11/04/1162340054054.html?p
age=fullpage
>> Anonymous
>>24950
I just took a look at the diagram of the CityRail system... HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I can't even begin to imagine how you could make lines connected like that work efficiently. Seriously, that is ridiculously awkward and complex compared to Connex's lines.

But you guys have double-story trains (therefore less packed), so I'd probably still take CityRail over Connex.
>> Anonymous
>>24938
>>24940

lol.
a) Can't you read.
b) What you're doing is exactly what I was talking about. Call it a chip on the shoulder, little brother syndrome or whatever. The fact is you're completely obsessed with Sydney.
>> Anonymous
>>Both cities are obsessed with each other because News Ltd and Fairfax keep fuelling it.

Fixed. No one would give a fuck about Melbourne versus Sydney if we had actual media diversity
>> Sniktbub !!4Bxbt81HI57
>>24955
YES WE WOULD ARGLBLARGLFLARGL SYDNEY SUCKS!
>> Anonymous
brisbane doesnt have women they were driven away by american fat
>> Anonymous
LOL

Melbourne - Obama
Sydney - Hillary

Brisbane - Edwards

'HEY GUYS OVER HERE I'M IN THE DEBATE AS WELL'
>> Anonymous
i love how a thread about brisbane was hijacked into a sydney vs melbourne thread
>> Anonymous
>>24967
I loled.