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Hi /trv/

I'm leaving vegas next month for a 5 day vacation to Honolulu, Hawaii.

What can fill my time up? ATV/Surfing seems cool. Whats fun on Oahu?
>> Anonymous
5 days kind of sucks because it basically results in 3, so you're gonna be busy. The real question is what you can't do. It's a huge city surrounded by water and nature so you shouldn't run out of things to do.
Check out Pearl Harbor if you have the time.
>> Anonymous
oahu is the shittiest of the islands there. go anywhere but there and you'll have a better time

unless you like being ripped off and surrounded by thousands of tourists. the other islands only have hundreds on any beach at any given time
>> Anonymous
I like Maui and Kaua'i.
>> Anonymous
go surfing.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy getting called a haole (Hawaiian for nigger)

Enjoy stores stocked with a whole shitload of the same with prices that vary all over the board.

Enjoy bad local food.

Enjoy paying for everything with cash, since nobody wants to actually report their full income and use a credit/debit card.

Enjoy crazy homeless people everywhere, and I do mean everywhere.

Enjoy watching brachiating island apes shouting pidgin insults at their significant others/family/whoever happens to be in their way.

Enjoy higher prices on EVERYTHING.

Fuck it, go to the Big Island, Maui, or Kauai. They have better, well, everything.
>> Anonymous
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

enjoy your spam and rice. even mcdonalds in hawaii sells spam.

and meth
>> Anonymous
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>>37941
5 days - arrive in Hawaii at 5:30 AM, Leave Hawaii 10:00 Pm.

5 days
My girlfriend's best friend is going to school in honolulu and I have a friend living near Waikiki. Going to go to the Tantalus touge to boot.

Im half filipino, I get mistaken for hawaiian.

I love hawaiian food. and spam

I have 2k to spend while Im there.

>>38069

None of what you said effects me. There are a crapload of bums in Las Vegas.


I do plan on renting a surf board and hitting some beaches and going on that 2 hour ATV tour thing. But really other than that, I cant really think of much I can do. Snorkeling doesnt seem worth while when I could be surfing.
>> Anonymous
Bodysurf at Makapuu Beach if the surf permits.
>> Anonymous
Be sure to visit Waianae. I hear they just looooove haoles! :)
>> Anonymous
>>38086
meth addicts don't go outside much. they stay in their houses and sleep.
>> Anonymous
>>38104

Kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
Visit the Valley of the Temples and go past all of the christian crap to get to a buddhist temple hidden in the mountain. Ring the bell as loud as you can and don't put any money into the slot, then go into the temple with your shoes on and spank the Buddha. If you do it all within 1 minute they'll give you $100 dollars because you're a crazy son of a bitch
>> Anonymous
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>>38128
>> Anonymous
>>38126
because meth makes you want to sleep...
>> Anonymous
>>38140
after you get attached to meth.. you start having to use more and more... and eventually it wears off faster and faster. you sleep more.
>> Anonymous
>>38141
not if you smoke/shoot/snort more. hence, addict.
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Oahu here, since you're half flip you might enjoy it more here but be wary of the locals. The fat ugly fucks are not very friendly when it comes to non-locals even if they do look asian. Maui is definitely a better time but if you're set on coming to Oahu then be sure to hang out primarily in waikiki. The hotel you are staying at should offer tours so be sure to check out the polynesian cultural center (I actually had a really good time, great food) and take a tour of pearl harbor. I am actually in the Navy and I took my parents to see it, Pearl Harbor is worth checking out, especially the battleships like the USS Missouri. Like with any dangerous minority the less white people you see the more likely you will get mugged (you're from vegas you should know this) so stay away from places like Waianae. Locals are dumb, I mean DUMB, so if you need help with anything try getting help from any local military you see they tend to be friendlier. I know I sound one sided but I think you can have fun here.
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Go check out the North Shore. You won't be able to swim there but its awesome to those huge waves anyway. If you do want to swim, surf, bodyboard I recommend Sandy's Beach on the southwestern tip of the island. It's a great place for swimming when it's calm and surfing and bodyboarding when it gets rough.
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Have fun on your trip to the biggest tourist trap in the world!
It’s almost hilarious how much they will bend over for tourist money in Honolulu. As far as safety goes you should be fine as long as you aren't white. The island is pretty and all, but the locals can be real dicks.
The Polynesian cultural center is fun if you see one of the night shows. Overpriced of course, but pretty fucking cool. And Honolulu had some great places to eat so you won’t get bored there. My favorite was Tanaka of Tokyo.
The north side of the island was where I grew up and I can tell you the beaches are sweet. I remember skipping school to watch the surf contests. If there are any going on while you’re there (and you’ll know by the *huge* fucking traffic jam on Kam highway as you get up to Sunset) try to get up there and watch. Oh, and go on one of the glass bottom boats in Honolulu. Your hotel should have fliers for them. Watching the fish and shit go by is insane.
If none of these ideas sound good, pick up one of those free pamphlets they have all over Honolulu. They have shit loads of ideas for you. Can't promise you won't get ripped off though so be careful, k?
>> Anonymous
Go to the area around the University of Hawaii and look for a "2600 Cafe." Its good stuff, like an embassy for Oregon. Also, down the street is a wine shop that sells a special Pinapple wine that I have only seen sold in Hawai'i.
>> Anonymous
Ffffuuuck, you live in Vegas too, OP?

I agree with>>38178

North Shore = yes.
>> Anonymous
There's a good restaurant in Honolulu called Ai No No.

Try it.