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svenska
I had some awesome travel plans but they fell apart. I have $9000 (in USD or CAD, they're about equal) and no restrictions on where I would go, or for how long. I'm 19, male, and Canadian.

Suggest me new travel plans. I need to leave this shithole for a while.
>> Anonymous
CUBA
us Americans arent allowed to go there, under penalty of imprisonment, because Cuba is EVIL (never mind that we fund our illegal oil war with money borrowed from China). Go and check it out before it changes.
>> Anonymous
Morocco
>> Anonymous
SEX TOURISMO
>> Anonymous
The Middle East, so you can see what it's actually like. Lebanon if you like partying, Dubai if you like wasting money, or Egypt if you like historical shit.
>> Anonymous
>>18931
This is true. Cuba is paradise on earth, probably thanks to no merkins there.

>>18987
Alternatively you could go to Israel or Turkey if you don't like raep but you like to see middle east.
>> Anonymous
>>18989
Those two won't give you the taste of the Middle East. Western Turkey (haven't seen Israel, but I suppose it would too) feels more Eastern European than Middle Eastern and Eastern Turkey is just a wasteland.
>> Anonymous
Israel is full of Russians and Jews. Avoid that shit.
>> Anonymous
>>19001
>Israel is full of Russians and Jews, which is awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>19006
Only when combined. Russian Jew chicks ftw.
>> Anonymous
>>19009

Enjoy your AIDS
>> svenska
Israel would be sweet, I wouldn't mind seeing Morocco or Lebanon or Turkey, either.

Dubai, Egypt, not so much.

Cuba is where Canadians go for winter holidays. I'm not so interested.

Spain, London, Prague, Argentina, Sweden, Norway, The Isle of Man, the Netherlands, Rotterdam, and Monaco are on my "short" list.
>> Anonymous
>>18930
hell

fuck Canada
>> Anonymous
Israel is a complete stone aged piece of fucking trash

They mainly grow fruits over there

Go there if you like to see farmers in every fucking direction


Haha you're probably jew yourself saying

"ISRAEL IS SWEET"

Go fuck your mother>>19126
>> Anonymous
>>19164

What's the matter? Still pissed your beloved /n/ closed down?
>> Anonymous
>>19126
Not much to see in Morocco unless you're specifically into their culture, and you know that these times probably aren't the best to visit Lebanon. I recommend Israel.
>> Anonymous
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go to Middle Earth
lots of great culture
>> Anonymous
>>18931
you just go to canada then to cuba lol, Ive been to havana twice and you certainly don't get arrested
>> Anonymous
>>19239
you aren't allowed to go directly, which discourages some american tourists - and most already don't want to go because their retarded minds are fed with DURR HURR EVIL COMMIES
>> Anonymous
Cuba sucks. I went last year. Eveyrone looks depressed even inside the resort (stay in btw). Armed soldiers everywhere. It's really cheap, but you get what you pay for. It's funny how in movies, you see them always portrayed as happy and dancing in the streets, but when you get there everyone just looks so destitute like an AIDS bomb had went off and stuck everyone in the 1950s. Everything is rusted, the beaches weren't anything special either.

For $9000, might as well go to Cancun. I met plenty of fun women there and the weather was fantastic.
>> Anonymous
>>19258
I don't think you went to Cuba. Enjoy your Cancun.
>> Anonymous
travel through east asia.
>> Anonymous
Cuba, Turkey, Israel are all good and reasonably priced.
>> Anonymous
>>19227

Being bombed by kikes is nothing to worry about unless you are a moron and run around in ghettos where Hizbullahfaggots hide.
It's much safer than, for instance, any large city. Also the Lebfags are very strict on family honour and shit, and crime is not considered particularly honourable.

tl;dr: nothing to worry about.
>> Anonymous
>>18996
>Eastern Roman Empire
>Byzantine Empire
>Ottoman Empire
>Durka Turka

O RLY?
>> Anonymous
>>19350
facepalm.png
>> svenska
I'm not really looking for a short-term beach destination. I have no interest in Cancun.

I'm considering Thailand though.
>> Anonymous
>>19354
oooh you like aids then

but yeah, cancun is worthless
>> Anonymous
Do the InterRail thing across Europe, if you're stingy, you could get to Turkey with still around $7000 left. Travel down the Aegean Coast and then take the ferry from Turkey to Cyprus, I believe there should be ferries running between Cyprus and Egypt or Israel. Take that and see Egypt and Israel to complete the Middle East leg of your travels. You should still have around $5500 at the end this leg. Take a flight from Israel to Singapore. See Thailand and anything of interest in the proximity. Then to Japan or Australia and back home.

That sounded like Olmec :)
>> Anonymous
>>19363
I didn't include the flight to Europe in that, sorry, that would be quite hefty too. But it should still be doable.
>> Anonymous
>>19363
problem with interrail is, after a point you just skip through countries, cities, barely getting out of the train. I thought it was just me, but almost all of my friends who went through it had the same experience - but that makes it cheaper, and you still get to see the beginning and the end very well - besides, central yurop is overrated.