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Anonymous
Oi, Britfags.

Girl from England moved here a bit ago, met her at a party last night. I hit it off with her pretty good, she enjoyed the fact that I played guitar.

Surprisingly enough, her teeth were nearly perfect.

But I digress, is there anything I know know about english girls? Or anything they particularly like?
>> Anonymous
*should know
>> Anonymous
Play Benny Hill music. Non-stop. For hours.
>> Anonymous
>>11689
run around while playing it, also get a dude in a monkey suit
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>11682
The first thing you should know is the Union Jack is not the english_flag as you have named it.
>> Anonymous
>>11698
+1

I can't think of much more to say. Us English lasses like to be told how much better our country is than Scotland, and that the SNP is the stupidest fucking party Scotland's had in a long time.
Or maybe that's just me.
Just remember than generally us Brits are more reserved and cold =/
>> Anonymous
English people have great teeth, WE HAVE FREE DENTAL CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Theres diffrent types of english girls, mostly same as americans. Just pile her with drinks and compliments and bingo bango...
>> Anonymous
>>11701

...interesting. i didn't think anyone in England gave two shits about what is happening in Scotland...and the SNP for the matter.
>> Anonymous
Dunno about the SNP, none of the English girls I know give a shit about Scottish politics.

Actually, I don't know that much about English girls as, with the exception of school, I've exclusively dated foreign girls (thank you London). English girls are too often trashy and make themselves ugly. Having said that, the posh home counties accent is very attractive on a girl, "harder darling, harder" and all that.

Meh, if she's cool and you like her I don't think her being English will matter one bit. Just try and avoid calling her a Britfag and you'll do fine. We're so dominated by your culture (especially younger generations, and especially women) you probably won't notice the difference.
>> Anonymous
english girls are the stupidest fuck creatures on this planet. even though they get drunk off their tits like monsters, half over them are still prudes afterwards. oh and thye think the universe revolves around text messsaging.
>> Anonymous
>>11736

Sounds like a lot of my fellow American girls.
>> Anonymous
Also, vaguely relevant to my interests as an American girl, but info on English men would be appreciated here. (lol in b4 I'm called an American slut)
>> Anonymous
>>11741
English men like a girl who can down her beer and keep up with them. That's really all there is to it.

The fact that you're American makes you a shoe in already.
>> Anonymous
>>11736
Someone is such a fuckup he didn't get laid in that one party. Sucks to be you.
>> Anonymous
I've always wanted to fuck an english girl. I like the accent.
>> Anonymous
>>11806
There's more than one accent. In fact there's a ton of them.

The typical British accent you're going for belongs to the upper classes, in which case you're gonna have to be very rich or very charming or ideally both to bag one of those.
>> Anonymous
Mmm. British women. Back in the 9'th century, we Vikings stopped by, took the women into slavery, and raped the turkeys. That's why they look and sound as they do. Some centuries back, the turkey genes started to wear off on some, but the majority mistook them for mutants and exiled them into Australia.
>> Anonymous
>>11816
What?
>> Anonymous
>>11813
I know, that's why it's just a fantasy.