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Dubai Anonymous
hello /trv/, going to Dubai tomorrow,
what is there to do once I'm done looking at the skyscrapers ?
>> Anonymous
rape boys
>> Anonymous
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Go skiing.
>> #fortune no means yes during sex !avfklIWcWQ
rape boys
>> Anonymous
go into the nicest hotel and eat a nice meal
>> Anonymous
rape boys while skiing
>> Anonymous
Take some weed with you, or at least try to get some there. They're very relaxed about that kind of thing there and you can smoke it right out on the beach. You'll be very relaxed and it'll be very beautiful.
>> Anonymous
>>9959
this message is too encouraging. i am hesitant to heed its advice.

nicest looks a lot like incest.
>> Anonymous
>>9959

Hopefully the UAE isn't like Saudi Arabia, where they cut body parts off if they catch you with mary jane. My muslim stoner friends hate Saudi Arabia for that reason, lulz.
>> Anonymous
kidnap a princess
>> Anonymous
>>9962
nah, they just throw you to jail
>> Anonymous
>>9962

Lulz, if you have even gone NEAR mary jane in the past year, throw out all your fucking clothes, buy new ones, shave your head, and take a thorough bath. Also new luggage, and don't go NEAR anything with poppy seeds before you go.

A guy was sentenced to 4 years in Dubai for having a hundredth of a milligram stuck to the sole of his shoe. Another guy went to prison for having 3 poppy seeds on his sweater from eating a roll at LHR. No joke. Apparently they have some new space age technology for this shit now. I was there last winter and I didn't see it, but I flew through AUH (which may well have had it anyway... first thing I saw when I got off the plane was a prison chain gang full of sad looking Pakis being led around by some angry looking Arabs)... it's a weird place, hope you don't go to jail...
>> Anonymous
>>9949


that looks dick shit pathetic.

There is no alcohol there... none what so ever...


So uh, do nothing, why,cause your a chump who over pays for shit on a daily basis.
>> Anonymous
>>9957
Looks like this actually is the only thing to do. Guess I'll also go shopping and roast on the beach..
>> Anonymous
just don't go to dubai

emiratis are faggots
>> Anonymous
>>9976

There's alcohol. It's just that public drinking or being publically drunk is illegal
>> Anonymous
>>10008

what this guy said, the UAE is an overpriced dump, they drive like maniacs, can't get a drink anywhere but hotels and private clubs. and those places are full of depressed foreign oil workers drinking their asses of and spouting a bunch of nostalgic crap about the 1950's or some bullshit.