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Anonymous
Any travel tips before I leave for Zion?
>> Anonymous
Oh boy, Israel thread. I'm outta here.
>> Anonymous
Don't come back
>> Anonymous
Man, that country fucking suck ass.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy being blown up in the crossfire of batshit fucking insane arabs with car bombs.
>> Anonymous
>>72683
How long will you be there? Perhaps I'll see you there.
>> Anonymous
>>72701
I'll be there for 4 weeks. I'm staying in Ramla.
>> Anonymous
i heard there are a couple of jews there
>> Anonymous
>>72724
its fucking israel you dumbfuck, its full of jews there
idiot
>> Anonymous
1.Go to a mall.
2.Yell ALLAHU ACKBAR!
3.???????
4.Profit
>> Anonymous
>>72724
It isn't as Jewish as it once was. Millions of Russians have received citizenship because they’ve got a Jewish grandparent. It shouldn’t be a problem, but the Russians don’t really fit in and the majority of them don’t speak much Hebrew. Oh well, at least the girls are hot.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>72726
i swaer, you gotta be fucking inbred or something... he's making a joke dumbass
>> anon
The International Banking Conspiracy Headquarters puts on a great kosher buffet on weekends.
>> Anonymous
are the kibutz still common in israel?
>> Anonymous
>>72729

they are jews according your laic and religion laws, aren't they? you, stinky jew nazi, do not touch my former compatriots. also, i guess, you, like all nazies, exaggerate the problem. there are a few millions of people in israel and i pretty doubt that so big part of them (you said 'millions') suit your description
>> Anonymous
>>72792
Grow up, you idiot. It's got nothing to do with ethnicity, and more to do with the fact they grew up in shitty conditions under communism. Give it a couple of generations and the scars will heal.

>>72788
They're dying out, unfortunately. Jewish parents these days don’t want to send their kids out to the country to live off the land.
>> Anonymous
how about you don't go and stop supporting the jews k?
>> Anonymous
Don't die.
>> Anonymous
Israel's a bit of a silly idea tbh. They should congregate someplace nice, like, I don't know, Corsica. I doubt god gives a shit.
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>>72796

oh really? you were annoyed that they often use russian instead of your modern constructed hebrew + you gave a hint that they even aren't real jews. what do the communism with this? read your previous post carefully, it smells. or if you are not>>72729then read the thread first.
also this talk with you smells too and i should quit it
>> Anonymous
>>72710


Dude.. Ramla is our Harlem. They even sound alike..
>> Anonymous
Everyone, shut the fuck up.

-The USSR immigrants speak hebrew.

-No real terrism anymore. We try to keep the animals in check.

-OP, yes, kibbutzim are still there.

-Don't go to Ramla, nor Ramalla, which is like Ramla, only with arabs and 5 centuries behind.

Arabs, shut up. You are being a bunch of internet jerks and tough guys and it's really sad, even by your standards and moral code.
>> Anonymous
>>72839

Good lord, trade in that monkey language for some proper English, please.

Imperialistically yours,
Anglosphere.
>> Anonymous
>>72792
Fuck stinky jews, that's right
>> Anonymous
>>72845
>The USSR immigrants speak hebrew
Yeah right, I like totally believe you.
They buy citizenship without being able to speak Hebrew or having a Jewish grandgrandgrandparent or knowing ANYTHING about Israel at all except that the country provides liek omg totally free and highly qualified medical help.
>> Anonymous
This board is too infested with racist americans to have any serious discussion about israel. You guys have a lot of growing up to do.

Apparently the russians there are real scumbags. I know an elderly woman has been attending hebrew classes with them. She said that they constantly lie cheat, push her around and try to steal from her. All slavs should fucking die.
>> Anonymous
>>72886
People from the US don't hate Jews; they hate Zionism and practically don't give a fuck about Israel and rage at the government pouring squillions of dollars into it while the US falls further into the Stone Age.
>> Anonymous
>>72886
>This board is too infested with racist americans
>All slavs should fucking die.

LOL.
>> Anonymous
>>72895
srsly...lol
>> Anonymous
>>72886

lol
>> Anonymous
>>72898

lol
>> Anonymous
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Amerifag here, I just got back from Israel this summer. SHIT WAS SP CASH. Defiantly hit up Tel Aviv, it has the best night life. The clubs there are crazy. But the best part of Israel is the girls for sure...they fucking love Americans..(LITERALLY) I think i would have to say the best part of the trip was fucking an Israeli soldier with just her M16 still strapped to her back, but thats probably just cause im a big gun nut lolz. Also be prepared to eat hummus on EVERYTHING. you actually get used to it and it is some of the best you will lever taste.......... THE HASH WAS HARD AS FUCK TO FIND, BUT IT WAS FUCKING GOOD.
>> Anonymous
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http://www.myspace.com/ufozion
>> Anonymous
really? lol
>> Anonymous
sounds like jews to me...
>> Anonymous
>>72886

sounds like jews to me
>> Anonymous
Israel is pure concentrated evil. I hope it gets nuked.
>> Anonymous
I'd become a Zionist if I could fuck one of those hot Jewish women. You guys should work on your PR.
>> Anonymous
>>72892
Winrar.

Stop taking our money if we are such racists and stop coming to our country, we sure don't want to go there.

Jewish Women with Guns having sex with Americans. What a fairytale..

You are a shitty "Ally".
>> Anonymous
>>72902
I'm guessing the whole bit about banging an Israeli soldier with an M16 and all is a troll, but this post does contain some truth.

Tel Aviv is pretty cool, good nightlife, very gay friendly, nice architecture, sexy inhabitants. Most Israelis in general are quite liberal and normal (but Tel Avivians (?) in particular). Its just the government and Zionists who are the douchebags.

Kinda like America, but with Christians instead of Jews.
>> Anonymous
>>72845
>We try to keep the animals in check.
This is why everyone hates you. Apartheid ended in South Africa after everyone stopped supporting them. It is only a matter of time before you get your own embargo. It's not funny anymore when it happens to you.
>> Anonymous
>>72902
i think you never left ohio and you just watched dont mess with the zohan
>> Anonymous
>>72914
Not really. They're apparently extremely kind and hospitable so long as you're a jew yourself.
>> Anonymous
Israel should only allow in Jews with German heritage.
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>>73028not trollin, but i guess it sounds a little crazy. and trust me it was. I apparently had a witnesses too, cause my best friend was giving me details the next morning that couldn't believe myself.

Yeah Tel Aviv i felt to be a really modern city, in the physical and metal sense. I felt the city and people there more progressive then the residents of Jerusalem, where i was for a couple days before. I can appreciate the history and importance of Jerusalem, but i hated how the city like shuts down on friday nights. I couldn't even get money outta the ATM cause YOU CANT DO SHIT ON THE SABBATH. fuck that. Friday night is for partying no matter what religious beliefs you have. The beach at Tel Aviv was really great too. I went to some club (i can't remember the name) but it was one of the coolest designed clubs i have ever been too. It was completely outside and on a out croft of rocks in the Mediterranean sea. It had a super long bar and dance floor and a bunch of couches everywhere. I highly suggest it, and i say that being from Miami and going to most the Clubs on South Beach many a time. Could anyone perhaps remind me of the name?

>>73038
Fuck Ohio, shits landlocked and full of tards. Zohan was funny but not that great. had alotta stereotypes that i might have mentioned in my previous post.....most stereotypes are based on truth...

Long story short, I POUND BUTT GET MONEY
>> Anonymous
>>Israel

Racist, aggressive rogue state. Last colonial power.
>> Anonymous
>>73037
>Apartheid ended in South Africa
Yeah, and it's doing so well now.
>> Anonymous
So are most jews white european looking (nose aside)? American here thinking about going to Israel to fuck some hot womenz and see the sights. It just wouldn't be any fun if they were all arab looking shitskins.
>> Anonymous
from Israel, will answer questions, o and about having problems getting weed\hash, not many pot smokers here, but you should be able to get some in big cities, or homegrown in any kibbutz.
>> Anonymous
Coincidentally, I've never had a good run-in with South African jews.
>> ~*~Hulk-Chan~*~
>>73163

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>>73177
I was approached by a 12 year old South African orthodox jewish boy while traveling In Jerusalem who told me the best American beer is Miller Genuine Draft. I loled. and told him to stfu. shit was SO cash
>> Anonymous
Fuck Israel. Massmurder.
>> Anonymous
Scheiß Israel. Gruß an Hybris und Wehrwolf!
>> Anonymous
Cancel your ticket and go to a hundred better places.
>> Anonymous
>>73156
last colonial power?? spain and england have colonies
>> Anonymous
>>74194
History. Learn more of it.
>> Anonymous
>>74113
>>74113
>>74113
ting ding ding*
>> Anonymous
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jah mon go unto ZION rastafari
>> Anonymous
>>74194

Neither of those countries are active colonial powers