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96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your post if you're one of the 4% who will: ? Anonymous
Hey /trv/, have you been to the Philippines?
It's a great country with lots of tourist destinations.
We are widely known as the most accomodating and hospitable country in Asia!
Visit the Philippines, I guarantee you you'll have the time of your lives!
>> Anonymous
>>45260
brb cyclone
>> Anonymous
hail satan.
>> Anonymous
As a Filipino and will say that the Philippines is nice geographically; but, the Philippines such as many third world countries is just tons of bull shit. Most deals are done under the table and by most I mean 95%. We're almost like China and India with tons of fucking different languages and many dialects of each. If you go from the mountain to the bottom, you'd already have passed about 3 areas that use different tongues. Also, Manila is just trash. My dad was from San Fabian and so the area is a nice resort area by the beach so that's an okay place. Used to be an old farm area and my great-great grandfather got killed by a coconut that fell from a fucking high tree. My mother was from Baguio which is an okay place. Nothing much to do except ride slow donkies, which is okay I guess. I just like the steep terrain of the streets and such. I love mountains. The only thing I have to say good about the Philippines is the Geography and the Food.
>> Anonymous
>The only thing I have to say good about the Philippines is the Geography and the Food.

enjoy your balut
>> Anonymous
>>45291
How about the language barrier? Do most people understand English or do a lot of people only speak Tagalog (that's what it's called right?)?
>> Anonymous
reported, get the fuck out
>> Anonymous
>>45260

I've been seeing a lot of Flip recently. If your name is Ava, I'll go ballistic...
>> Anonymous
I have some Filipino friends who have recommended going there... Is it true that you can find designer clothes for really low prices there? That's what I've heard so often.
>> Anonymous
>>45370
guess they're just selling louis vuitton for a little more than what it costs to make it over there. so like pennies on the dollar.
>> Anonymous
>>45371
most are fakes though, but who really cares.
The Philippines is a place where you like to hike and be adventurous. You can go explore caves, hike up a mountain, go swimming, etc. However, stay away out of the South, you will get killed or kidnapped. If all else fails, Manila has great malls.
>> Anonymous
>>45346
fuck off, cancer
>> Anonymous
The Philippines is great if you need to buy clothing, I say this having been there, but as a vacation spot, is not that great.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, the Philippines suck. Don't go there. Especially when I am there.
>> Anonymous
Angeles city is trying to become a popular sex tourism desination, but sadly the girls are uglier than thialand girls
>> Anonymous
>>45260

As a Filipino I can attest that this country is made of FAIL and mAIDS
>> 96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your post if you're one of the 4% who will: ? Anonymous
>>45329
Filipinos are the best English speakers in Asia! That's
why Flip workers are a commodity abroad. Unlike other countries, we actually make an effort to understand our tourists' languages, rather than the other way around.

>>45370
We not only have foregin designer clothes but also cool quality local brands like Bench and Penshoppe. Filipino designers, like Ms. Lhullier are also slowly being recognized abroad!

>>45374
Oh no. We have strict policies against piracy in all its forms here in the Philippines. We respect the intellectual property of others.

>>45499
I am glad that you appreciate the work of Filipino designers my friend, but you should really check out the tourist destinations here like the Rice Terraces (one of the eight wonders of the world) and the Manila Zoo.

>>45505
Dont say things like that my fellow countryman. Dont you know that we need to support our nations tourism industry?

>>45511
That is a very rude thing you said. Please be respectful of others' culture.
>> 96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your post if you're one of the 4% who will: ? Anonymous
>>45709

Please do not listen to this fellow my friends.
He is one of those Filipinos who have no patriotism for his own country.
>> Anonymous
It's a Philippine problem. I swear if we get ourselves together we can surpass Korean and Japan!
>> Anonymous
>>45710
>Unlike other countries, we actually make an effort to understand our tourists' languages, rather than the other way around.

Are you sure it's not because you were a colony of the U.S.?
>> Anonymous
>>45729
and of Spain before that
>> Anonymous
>>45727

keep your goals reasonable to avoid disappointment
>> Anonymous
>>45260

Aren't you guys like the Mexicans of Asia? I mean that both literally and figuratively.
>> Anonymous
Half-flip here who recently went to the Philippines for the first time, absolutely wonderful country with smiling people and great scenery. It's a hidden gem, unlike the tourist-infested over commercialized Thailand.
>> Anonymous
>>45763

more like the blackers of asia because at least a spic gets a job
>> 100% of gods won't stand up for teens unkle redneck
just saying .... you imaginary friend can lick my nuts
>> Anonymous
>>46002
screencapped and saved. haha
>> 96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your post if you're one of the 4% who will: ? Anonymous
>>45997
Thanks for visiting your homeland my countryman, i'm glad you enjoyed your stay.

>>46002

>imaginary friend

Have you ever heard of Pascal's Wager?
If you believe in God and God doesn't exist, then you lose nothing
If don't believe in God and He does not exist, then you also lose nothing
If you believe in God and God exists, then your gain is infinite
If don't believe in God and God exists, then your loss is infinite

The Philippines is a predominantly catholic country do you know why? Because we have COMMON SENSE unlike some other countries out there.
>> 96% of teens won't stand up to wipe their ass. Put this on your post if you're one of the 4% who do Anonymous
I had a friend who moved to the Phillipines many years ago. All I remember about him was that his parents kept making more babies in hopes they'd get a daughter. As far as I know it never happened and he's got at least 7 brothers
>> Anonymous
>>46009

That's stupid. You lose quite a bit if you believe in God and he doesn't exist. Like, time spent praying, money spent on making churches, knowledge from close minded religiousness etc..
>> Anonymous
>>46009
yeah.. if you don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster and it exists, you're soooooo fucked.. really.. FUCKED!!!
>> Anonymous
>>46015
Indeed, I love religious retards spinning the wager as if the only thing about religion they do was saying "kthereisgod" and not spending their lives denying evolution.
>> Anonymous
>The Philippines is a predominantly catholic country do you know why? Because we are POOR and have SHIT for education.
>> Anonymous
op made me want to kill the philippines
well done patriotic godloving faggot
>> 96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your post if you're one of the 4% who will: ? Anonymous
>>46015

But isn't that a small price to pay in exchange for your immortal soul? think about it my friend.

>>46019

Yes, i agree that we might be poor here in the Philippines but that does not mean that we dont have morals and the ability to choose right from wrong.
I believe that catholicism is a gift that has allowed the Filipino to become what he is today, one of the most congenial, morally upright, and friendly people in the WORLD!
I really hope I have changed your opinion about us my friend. If not, just visit the Philippines and see for yourself how wonderful Filipinos are!
>> Anonymous
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Yeah, they surely had the time of their life.
>> Anonymous
>>46026
look how dumb you are

chistfags should stay in /b/, /trv/ is for travel
>> 96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your post if you're one of the 4% who will: ? Anonymous
>>46031
Thats not a very nice thing to say my friend.
>> Anonymous
>>46026
you definitely changed my opinion
before i read this thread i was like.. don't care
now i hate the phillipines
>> Gosu Shota !ZR0rdL7W3.
>>46009
Pascal's Wager is for fence sitters who pretend to believe in God so they can hopefully get into heaven. The problem being that if God is omniscient then he knows that you intend to deceive him.
>> 96% of teens won't suck a cock. Put this on your post if you're one of the 4% who will: ?
>Yes, i agree that we might be poor here in the Philippines but that does not mean that we dont have malaria and the ability to take care of america's children for the 2 dollars a day.
I believe that catholicism is a gift that has allowed the Filipino to become what he is today, the asian mexican, dirty thief, nanny, and the filthiest people in the WORLD!
I really hope I have changed your opinion about us dirty asiamexicunts my friend. If not, just visit the Philippines and see for yourself how filthy Filipinos are!
>> Anonymous
>>46040
The problem with God being omniscient is that if all Christians truly believe that, they wouldn't need to confess, pray and say grace because God knows what you're thinking and doing all the time. In short, all those actions listed are hypocrisy.
>> Anonymous
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>>Please be respectful of others' culture
>>4chan
>> Anonymous
>>46026
>>I believe that catholicism is a gift that has allowed the Filipino to become what he is today, one of the most congenial, morally upright, and friendly people in the WORLD!

Every Filipino I've ever met was a racist asshole who hates Koreans and Japanese, and never shuts up about muscle-cars.

Philipines is the France of Asia =(
>> Anonymous
>>45710
>That is a very rude thing you said. Please be respectful of others' culture.

Are...are your for serious?
>> Anonymous
>>46096
moar like filipinos are the spics of Asia. unwanted anywhere.
>> Anonymous
>>46136
if they're soo unwanted why are they starting to dominate US entertainment..

ex Pacquiao. The lightweight boxer aka Mexican killer

Arnel Pineda. New vocal singer for famous band "Journey"

APL. Rapper of black eyed peas.

DJ E-Man. well respected dj of CA's 105.9 radio station

list goes on and on
>> Anonymous
>>46141

oh shit 4 Filipinos no one's ever heard of! You've totally changed my perception of the Filipinos man
>> Anonymous
>>46141

That's uh... really dominating. I guess...

It is funny that one of them is known as the "Mexican Killer." Does he kill Mexicans or just get confused for a Mexican?
>> BALUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
TANGINA.. MANAHIMIK NALANG KAYO.

cruisecontrol.com/tagalog
>> Anonymous
>>46149

This is why you Filipinos suck and will continue to be that way. Seriously looking at the comment of this monkey, who wouldn't want to hate them? Completely irrelevant to anything here.

It's like giving a monkey a computer.
>> Anonymous
>>45329
> language barrier
something that's a good thing here at least. Most flips can speak and understand English.

don't expect too much in provicial areas though, but some of them can still can.
>> Anonymous
>>45710
> We have strict policies against piracy

right..... brb greenhills.
>> Anonymous
>>46096
> Every Filipino I've ever met was a racist asshole who hates Koreans and Japanese

I've lived here all my life and I haven't seen a single Filipino who's near to the term "racist"

i don't think so.
>> Anonymous
>>46151

No, it's worse. It's giving a flip a computer.
>> Anonymous
>>46009
>Have you ever heard of Pascal's Wager?
If you don't have sex with your mother, an evil spirit will come and kill both of you. If you do, it will reward both of you with riches.

If you have sex with your mother and the evil spirit doesn't exist, then you lose nothing
If don't have sex with your mother and the evil spirit does not exist, then you also lose nothing
If you have sex with your mother and the evil spirit exists, then you gain riches
If don't have sex with your mother and the evil spirit exists, then YOU DIE

You don't want to take that chance, do you? This is why Pascal's Wager fails.

>The Philippines is a predominantly catholic country do you know why? Because we have COMMON SENSE unlike some other countries out there.
No, it's because the Spaniards came first and imported Catholicism to the Philippines.

All that said, Philippines are nice but I'd rather go to Thailand or Vietnam first.
>> 96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your post if you're one of the 4% who will: ? Anonymous
Oh great! 4chan is back up again!
Now i can continue telling you about my wonderful country my foreign friends!
>> Vacation to the Philippines Anonymous
you could also live a king in the Philippines for less than $1000 complete with driver and maid, even less in the provinces.
>> 96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your post if you're one of the 4% who will: ?
trolled, fuckers
>> Anonymous
very much like thailand or vietnam. Lots of poor people, lots of nice people, very generous in terms of food. Lots of people want your money. lots of malls. I passed 8 malls to get to this one mall. Philippines has a shitload of pirated stuff and knock off clothing. Everything is cheap. Live like a king with your moderate Western salary. Oh yeah a lot of cross dressers walking about despite the strong religious background
>> lol
mogmog, is that you?
>> Anonymous
GTFO CHRISTFAGS
GOD
FREE
YOUTH
>> Anonymous
>>46648
Protip: We are not your friends.
>> Anonymous
>>47027
listen to this man.
except for the last bit cause i haven't seen any of those although the "live like a king" bit is true.
>> Anonymous
The Philippines has its own problems, like every country. As the others said, the things going for it are the cheap cost of living and some nice scenery here and there.
>> Anonymous
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You can't get any closer to paradise then this. That's my nippa hut right on the beach I stayed in for a few days.
>> Anonymous
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If a pirate attacks you there, no one will hear you scream
>> Anonymous
No thanks I dont want to be kidnapped by abu sayyaf.
>> Anonymous
I'll go back home to the Island of Mexico when the government stops sucking.
>> Anonymous
The Phillipines would be great if it wasnt for MILF.

Five points for people who know what I'm talking about, and refrained from giggling.
>> sage sage
>>47303
Manila Is Le Fucked?
>> Anonymous
>>47303
Not really clever or funny enough to giggle at, but yeah, the MILF has been getting hammered by the government lately, the government is stepping up the pace of its operations nearing its climax anytime now. Just a matter of time before they finish it off.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Go to Cebu or Boracay.
Manila is pure trash
>> Anonymous
Manila has a shitload of malls!!! You like malls? Fuck it just go! Get food! It's cheap!
>> Anonymous
Phillipines: Asia :: Mexico : Latin America

tl;dr: They and their culture are human trash.
>> Anonymous
>>47318
oh wow. you must love god more than anyone!
>> Anonymous
>>47570
don't use tl;dr if the post is a fucking sentence fag

also a lot of filipino girls are hot
>> Anonymous
>filipino girls are hot

I agree with this statement. Also, every flip I've ever met has been ultra nice, and not a nigger at all.
>> Anonymous
>>47620
Yeah, who made up that "niggers of the Asians" nonsense? If anything, we're more like the Mexicans of the Asians.
>> Anonymous
>>47645
I think it just comes from filipino having flat noses.
>> Anonymous
>>46009
You're still fucked if you happened to believe in the wrong god (with all the thousands of different beliefs there are).
>> Anonymous
>>47645

I'm pretty sure it's because hip hop culture used to be popular there.

I've heard that it's emo now, is this true?
>> Anonymous
>>47651
I'd agree that emo is on the rise.
I visited earlier in the summer, barely missed two typhoons. Spent a week with relatives in Pasay City; Manila is pig disgusting.

Fantastic country full of nice people as long as you make an effort to enjoy the places outside the cities. And be prepared to sacrifice some comforts. (god, I missed toilet seats)
>> Anonymous
>>45260
91% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>> Anonymous
>>47703

OLOL HURR THAT JOKE HASN'T BEEN MADE OVER NINE THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE HURR A DERP
>> Anonymous
>>47700
More like flushing toilets, amirite?
Though there's something liberating about shitting outdoors in the middle of nowhere.