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Unspoken
Americans have the 2nd widest selection of useless and useful gadgets in the world (the only one outranking us is Japan). If you watch a 30-minute TV show, you will see about 17-18 minutes of commercial, and 12-13 minutes of actual show, thus showcasing just how much useless crap we need you to buy. Everything from fattier (or less fatty) foods to eat while you watch TV to exercise machines to motivate you to get up off your lazy butt and move around and knock some of that weight off. (don't be fooled. they cost a fortune, and most people buy one to make themselves think they're getting healthier, but they never use it. If you want to get weight off, go and walk outside. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A QUICK WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT, SAVE FOR RIPPING YOUR GUTS OUT.)
Now, you're fit, you got a job, and you got a house, right? Now it's time to get a woman.
There's an almost endless list of ways one can get a woman, wether it be on the internet (slow as hell 99% of the time. We're 42nd in broadband penetration and speed in the world, right below the Vatican and the Czech republic), walking around and meeting girls (this sometimes works, ironically), and just going to public places and striking up a conversation.
Finding a hot girl is going to be hard. Remember when I said that fast food dominates? People eat what they can find, and if all they can find is stuff that'll make you balloon up.... Well, you get the idea. America is THE fattest nation in the world, bar none. Barely less than half of the people in the world (men, women, kids, adults, elderly) are overweight, and about 1 in 5 are morbidly obese. Seeing a special on a TV show about "this man has been eating mcdonalds since he was 12" and "this guy weighs 400 pounds" and "this little kid is a tub of lard because she wont stop eating" are VERY common nowadays. Once a week on the news there's a piece on American Obesity. and people look at it, nod their fat heads, and take another handful of potato chips.
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