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Anonymous
New York-fag here.
1. It's New York City. You know, most awesome city in the most awesome country and everything. 2. If that's not enough of a reason, we have Times Square. Fuck yeah, Giant Cup o' Noodle advertisement and piles of lights! 3. Motherfucking Pizza. Sal and Carmines Pizza, Broadway between 101st and 102nd, you won't find better Pizza anywhere in the world, don't even bother looking. Also, crusty angry italians - It's the fucking perfect Pizzeria. 4. We have four fucking international airports, and don't even bother trying to tell me that Newark International is actually in Newark, because Newark and Jersey City are practically the sixth and seventh boroughs of NYC. 5. Motherfucking Wall Street! Holy crap, look at all those guys walking around looking rushed and important! 6. Holy fucking shit! Statue of Liberty! Check out those massive oxidized boobs! 7. Motherfucking Empire State Building!.. Wait, what's so special about it again? It's the same size as all the buildings around it.. 8. NEW FUCKING YORK PHILHARMONIC HOLY SHIT BEST ORCHESTRA IN AMERICA 9. FUCKING RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL! 10. The roasted nuts sold by the foreign guys at the stands are pretty good. 11. HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING TOYS R US HAS A GOD DAMN FERRIS WHEEL INSIDE IT, AND THE GIANT GODZILLA MOVES AND ROARS! 12. YOSHINOYA! HOLY FUCK YOU CAN GET EXTRA GREEN ONION TOO (Or Sauce if you swing that way. Bet you want 150 yen off too, fucker.) 13. Holy crap check out all this awesome crap in the Chinatown! 14. Forget the Chinatown, check out all these Russian guys in Brooklyn! HOLY CRAP THEY HAVE MATROSHKA-SHAPED VODKA BOTTLES!
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