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Anonymous
China for the food, girls and xenophilia.
Srsly, not only does China have girls of > 9000 ethnicities (well, the han are doing their best to change that, I suppose) to choose from; they all seem very friendly to the Chinese equivalent of gaijin. I'm by no means a alpha male on steroids type, and appearance wise I'm fairly average, nevertheless I had no problem picking up chicks (and a couple of guys too, by accident). Further, if you know some rudimentary Chinese history or historical persons (Xiaoping is popular), they'll all be (or pretend to be) amazed speechless. Further, further, unlike Japanese girls, Chinese girls actually moan when sexed. That's a rather big difference from their Japanese counterpart who mostly lay there with a puzzled look on their faces. Then again, maybe I did it wrong.
The food's also great; not just the traditional stuff, but also the Kung-Fu fast food chain. Gott damn, it's healthier when it's cooked!
Only bad thing about the place is the government, but unless you do something really stupid (drugs, bombs, firearms, etc), they'll leave you alone, and the PLA-guys you see in the streets are really not much more than tourist guides. By the way, minor offences, such as driving without a license or evading the internet filter isn't anything the govt. will bother you with. If you're really government shy, stick to the countryside (ie. western China) where people hardly know which nation they're a part of, let alone have seen a government official.
tldr; China, FUCK YEAH! It's China!
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