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Amerifag here, i know the world thinks we are fat lazy arrogant cock suckers, but what are some other foreign stereotypes of our hated race?
>> Anonymous
You fuck your sisters.
>> Anonymous
We're not a race. We're just the best bits of other races... and blacks and mexicans...
>> Anonymous
>we are fat lazy arrogant cock suckers
you're also stupid. i think stupidity and ignorance is the most common stereotype.
>> Anonymous
...Is there anything you like? ;_;
>> Anonymous
What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?
Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?
Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks 1 language?
American.

I always hear this in Turku. Gets a chuckle out of me everytime.
>> Anonymous
When I went to Germany they thought all Americans were carbon copies of John Rambo.
>> Anonymous
>>11719

Oh fuck that's awesome.
>> Anonymous
The general consensus is that you're all loud, obnoxious bible nut rednecks.

Sorry.
>> Anonymous
We also think you don't know where any country outside of the US lies. We think, that you think, that everyone is required to speak your language.
>> Anonymous
religious xenophobic bigots
>> Anonymous
You spend you're money on space travel and war but not on social welfare or a nationwide goverment run healthcare system...
>> Anonymous
Nothing wrong with being a redneck.
>> America, Fuck yeah! Anonymous
Fuck you if you can't keep up. Plus, we work our asses off to get as far in life as we can. Why the fuck should we pay for people that made bad life choices? If i make $500,000 a year, i don't want to have to pay for someone that makes $15,000 a year. It's hard to get to where i am, that takes a lot of schooling, and personal sacrafice. If you can't cut it, then kill yourself and leave your kids everything you have so at least they have a chance not to fuck things up like you did, you poor fucking role model. Better yet, if you can't afford kids, then don't have kids! Easy solution.

Hitler had the right idea, and sterilized those fuck heads that couldn't contribute to society.
>> Anonymous
>>11744
Trolls like you are the American the world knows. The question is... is it a fair example? Is your trolling close enough to the average American citizen? I don't think so. So stfu.
>> Anonymous
Lovers of euphemism; shitscared of offending anyone
>> Anonymous
john wayne.
>> Anonymous
>>11734
...but space travel is fuck-awesome and perhaps the most "forward thinking" subject you can spend money on.
>> Anonymous
Let's clear one thing up. Southern and parts of Western U.S. are where the rednecks and hicks are; the ones who fuck their sisters etc.

But parts are the north. New England, New York, yeah. I'm probably offending the fuck out of people but the southerners in my country are what give ALL of America a bad name.

Just look at Bush. Southerner.
>> Anonymous
> nationwide goverment run healthcare system
Tell that to all the Canadians that come to the USA to see a Doctor. Cause you know...they can see one without a years notice.
>> Anonymous
>>11814

Don't try to defend Northerners, there are just as many sister-fuckers up here as there are down south. The only difference being our sisters have nicer teeth.
>> Anonymous
>>11818
Well I don't get what these foreigners are ganging up on us for. Everywhere in the world people fuck their sisters. And I guarantee there's a country out there where incest has a much higher rate than in the U.S.
>> Anonymous
>>11815

Tell it to a statistically insignificant portion of the population?
>> Anonymous
>>11726

I don't get the "required to speak english" thing. That's a pretty big leap from "everyone in X speaks English" and it seems like, here anyway, it's always one of the Eurofags who says English will get you pretty well along in Europe.
>> Anonymous
>>11814
Hey! Fuck you, Yankee!
>> Anonymous
>>11829
We seem to be hated for wanting visitors and immigrants to learn english but then we're hated for going to other countries and not wanting to learn THEIR language. Double standard? You decide.
>> Anonymous
>>11719
lolwut
>> Anonymous
>>11734
haha what
Every major hollywood summer cheap action shlock film costs more money than the usual NASA project
>> Dr. Emmett Brown
>>11838

It's like a mobius strip of standard.
>> Anonymous
>>11711

that everyone hates you but you don't realise it
>> Anonymous
Beliefs from here:

You are stupid.
You dont understand if someone is atheist or so.(''SATAN LOVER!'')
US is the whole world to you.
You can kill and take what you want and still be the heroes, but if someone else does it, they are evil.
>> Anonymous
>>You can kill and take what you want and still be the heroes, but if someone else does it, they are evil.

Thats not really a stereotype. Amerifags really do believe in divine right and shitz like that. Just look at all the BAAAAAWing lately @ China and Russia getting stronger.
>> Anonymous
Mom told me about once that only thing that americans learn from school is their constitution
>> Anonymous
One thing about Americans that always gets me chuckling is when I hear you say "I live in a free country, I can say whatever I want, I have my rights".
Actually you are on the far end of the chart, displaying media transparency, freedom of speech, censorship (...) of Western countries.
I guess it goes hand in hand with your arrogance and your patriotism, aspects which are unreasonably high among you people.
Then there is your jurisdiction, your church trenched society, your double standards in so many angles of life.
>> Anonymous
Foreigners wonder why Americans act like they hate the world, well its not hard to imagine when I read the responses in this thread.

Listen people, hate begets hate. Its all just one vicious circle. Just stop for a moment and be considerate before you start hating Americans, Europeans, Asians, whatever.
>> Anonymous
>>11991
Fine, but only if you guys stop pretending you're the only country worth mentioning in the world.
>> Anonymous
>>11983
not true. although there are a lot of stupid people here

>>11985
truth. everyone here is like "guys, this is a DEMOCRACY, we fight for DEMOCRARY"

and it's like...you know this isn't real democracy right?

>>11991
what are you doing on 4chan?
>> Anonymous
>>11711
1. Everyone who speaks openly against you is your enemy.
Back in 2003 when you were starting the war in Iraq, France and Germany said no. Your media then made them as evil as Iraq, Iran or North Korea.

2. You protect your own economy and country with extreme conditions and taxes, but if someone else only thinks about doing the same, he's on the edge of beeing bombed back into the stoneage.
When the EU was considering to improve their border protection and higher import taxes, the US were the first ones who screamed "COMMUNIST NAZI BASTARDS!".

3. You are all totally skinny or fat bastards.
I've been 4 times to US and everytime I saw the same. Some of you are very skinny, model like people and then on the other hand you have these 150kg fat asses who are to fat to even walk. But there were no normal weight people. (I was in NYC, LA, San Fransico and Las Vegas).

4. You are stupid. Most of you think Europe is one country under the control of russia and we are all communists.

5. I know these stereotypes are not true and I'm looking forward to my coming holidays in Florida.
>> Anonymous
Most of the Americans I've met have been pretty stupid and obnoxious.

Knocking on the windows of cars stopped at a junction at two in the morning asking for cigarettes.

The fact that going to church together is an enjoyable social activity.

The fact that you scream MARXIST SOCIALIST COMMIE FAGGOT whenever anyone mentions universal healthcare or any other successful social democracy policies tried and tested in Europe for the last sixty years.
>> Anonymous
http://s7.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=104363
>> Anonymous
America:
>BAWWWWWWW EVIL COMMIES AND TER'RISTS
>> Anonymous
The typical "AMERIKKKAN":

1. Is very ignorant. Would probably not be able to point my country on a map, or sometimes even his own country.

2. Has blind pride for its country and everything it supposedly stands for. At the same time, he's completely ignorant of American actions in the world for the past 50 years.

3. Is somewhat closed and xenophobic. Hates eurofags and anything to the left of Margaret Thatcher, to which he will refer as "socialist".

4. Has a tendency to be fat, lazy, and an avid consumer of premanufactured shit.

5. Has a tendency to believe he's the absolute owner of the world, and will openly display this arrogance when travelling abroad, hoarding chairs from beach resorts or patronizing hotel attendants. (I've seen it)
>> Anonymous
>>11814
>Just look at Bush. Southerner.

Ah yes, Bush, the Southerner from Connecticut....
>> Anonymous
>>12065

The typical "EUROFAG":

1. Is very ignorant of his own ignorance. Would probably not be able to justify what he takes for "worldly knowledge", except by ad hominem attacks and a smug attitude.

2. Thinks that not being an Amerifag somehow makes it ok for him to be a xenophobic, racist piece of shit. At the same time, he's completely ignorant of the fact that his own continent has set the standards for war and genocide for the past 100 years and likely for the next 100 years.

3. Is so xenophobic he defies the conventional "right wing/left wing" continuum used in other parts of the world Hates all brown people, and attempts to cover up his almost comically offensive behavior towards people not like himself by saying "yooh vootent ahnderschtaand" while peering down his nose at you.

4. Has a god complex about his people's contribution to the modern world, and appears not to recognize his own utter dependence on mass manufactured goods and the global economy.

5. Has a tendency to complain bitterly about the local way of life when traveling abroad, incessantly deriding local food, drink, manners, customs, and values on the grounds that they're not the same as his own (I've seen it).
>> Anonymous
>>12067
Born and raised in Houston, Texas. That pretty much made him "southerner"
>> Anonymous
>>12068
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I'M SO BUTTHURT!
>> Anonymous
>>12068
He's talking about foreign STEREOTYPES. We can talk about those without getting butt hurt. We're smarter than that. Some of us anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>12068
Hahah. You're assuming the other poster was a Eurofag.

How American.
>> Anonymous
>>11983
we learn we are to blame, for killing the Indians, for killing the Mexicans, for put Japanese people in camps, for bombing japan, for not getting too Germany fast enough, for the CRUSADES...
>> Anonymous
>>12071
Sorry, buddy, but he was born in Connecticut, went to high school in Massachusetts, and college in Connecticut. I'd say that's pretty fucking New Englander.
>> Anonymous
>>11711
the first thing comes to my mind is ignorant, followed by fat. In fact, I'd classify Americans more as insecure and butthurt rather than arrogant.
>> Anonymous
>>11731
I always lol at this one, because we have more racial and religious diversity than any other country. TELL ME MOAR STEREOTYPES
>> Anonymous
EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS AMERIKKKAS FAULT BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and such
>> Anonymous
>>12097
this statement is funny because it's ironic and the poster is not aware of it
>> Anonymous
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Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed, Muscular Military Commandos that shoot before asking.
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-Generally friendly
-Outgoing personality
-Will say "Hi!" to you even if you met them years ago and don't remember them yourself
-Smile is natural
-Religious
-Likes big hamburgers
-Many of them are fat policemen who drive in the countryside, while drinking coffee from a board cup and eating something unhealthy
-Huge grocery stores, with lots of different brands
-Lazy fat pigs (picture)
-White houses with white walls and golden crosses on them
-Many own guns, most likely a shotgun
-Restaurants everywhere


And I've never been to the US
>> Anonymous
>>11814

The southerners are by no means sister-fuckers. You've been watching too much family guy.

Southerners are, by a wide margin, more openly kind and helpful, if less educated. I find they're also more bigoted toward people who are different, generally. Highly conservative. Great food in the south.

Northerners are typically less openly kind. They're more highly educated, but more likely to think that makes them better than you. They're more accepting of other peoples. Liberalism is more prominent in the north. Food is so-so in my opinion.

Of course these are all generalizations, and many exceptions apply. I live in central Georgia (the fucking redneck Mecca), but in a county primarily full of people who came from the north.
>> Anonymous
>>12114
I'll like to visit the south sometime, having only been on the west coast.
>> Anonymous
1.All amerifags are slaves to jap culture.
2.Eurofags > Amerifags < Trash
>> Anonymous
>>12120
Moar like Amerikkka > Trash > Eurofags
>> Anonymous
I think it's just hilarious that a country supposedly founded upon the ideals of separation of church and state is lobbying to have Intelligent Design taught in science classes as an equally viable alternative to evolution.

This is funny for at least 3 reasons. I'll let you figure them out.
>> Anonymous
>>12125
The "Intelligent Design in schools" is for the most part a myth, ringing true only in the shittiest parts of our country. I went to 6 different public schools (moved around a lot as a kid), never once had anything but evolution taught in science classes. Every country has its stupid areas.
>> Anonymous
Amurika is chockfull of creationists, global warming deniers, racists and bigots.

Amuirkans are undereducated about everything important, keep immigrants illegal to make them more exploitable, they use up more than their fair share of non-renewable resources, they pollute the world's atmosphere without any shame, they don't provide healthcare to poor people, they start wars all over the world for no good reasons,

the list goes on and on.
>> Anonymous
>>12126
I grew up in SOUTH ALABAMA. I STILL was never taught anything but evolution in schools.

But church was a pretty big deal socially.
>> Anonymous
I love my country but I'm not going to pretend that many people who live here aren't ignorant fucktards. There are just some things that you have to accept in the US.

- We're a religious nation. Doesn't look like thats going to change anytime soon.
- We're fat. Pretty much yeah.
- We like guns. Hell yes we do. But ownership is somewhere around 25-30% depending on who you talk to.
- We're ignorant of the world around us. So very true.
- If you fuck up its all on you.
- Racist. We're shifting from blacks to Mexicans.
- Live like you have money to spare. Crushing, crushing, crushing, debt untill you die.
- 1% of the population controlls the other 99%. Oh yeah.

Americans get nicer the closer to the middle of the country you get, but also less openminded. Keep in mind that we likely don't care about you and are just being polite.
>> Anonymous
I don't get why countries make fun of Americans for not going on vacation as long as other countries do. The average vacation in America is 7 days, the average vacation elsewhere is almost month.

Well excuse me if I like to work hard and make money.
>> Anonymous
Worthless, worthless money
>> Anonymous
American tourists are actually pretty nice, they're are respectful almost to the point of overcompensation and usually leave a good tip

USA as a country is screwing up badly and has no historical experience to realize it

Also, about 9/11, it was what, 7 years ago? Get over it, nowadays it's only being used by republicans to drive their agenda and hasn't had any real meaning for ages

Good going with the innovation department though, the European countries are mostly shit-headedly slow at adapting new tech and developing shit. Except Finland. That reminds me, get on with cell phone tech America, it's the 21st century and you're living in the 80's when it comes to cell phones.

Also, stop being so gullible, man-made climate change is real no matter what the big oil/republicans/idiots say.

So yeah, that's about it.
>> Anonymous
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http://www.intellnet.org/resources/american_terrorism/ChronologyofTerror.html
>> Anonymous
We're all living in America.
>> Anonymous
Where I come from, Americans are usually called imperialists.