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Dear Americans. Anonymous
When you travel abroad, please don't act surprised when a foreigner is able to speak English. It isn't really that hard to learn, and you come off as a condescending prick.
>> Anonymous
Nice! English actually is one of the easier languages to learn.
>> Anonymous
When you travel abroad, please don't act surprised when an American is able to speak your language. It isn't really that hard to learn, and you come off as a condescending prick.
>> Anonymous
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>>82464

Unfortunately it doesn't work that way.
>> Anonymous
Please lower your voice: Americans are naturally loudmouthed.
>> Anonymous
>>82462
It's easy to learn the basics of, but learning how to speak/write like a native is very difficult because of all the variables and random rules that don't make any logical sense.
>> Anonymous
SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD?
>> Anonymous
Dear Eurofags

Talking about how much you hate jews never impresses Americans, even though it's the cool thing to do over there.
>> Dear Illegal Immigrants Anonymous
When you travel to Wal-Mart please don't act surprised when a local isn't able to understand you. It isn't really that hard to learn English, and you come off as a stupid prick.
>> Anonymous
Dear 4chan,

Mimicry is the most sincere form of flattery. Xenophobia is cool on the travel board, and doesn't make you look like a hypocritical dick.
>> Anonymous
>>82501
>Xenophobia is cool on the travel board
Ain't that ironic?
>> Anonymous
if english is so not haRD TO LEARN is it the mexicans just don't want to learn it plus u learn english cause we rule the world and internnnnational business and great american movies motivate u to learn it
>> Anonymous
>>82454
In this case, the American is the foreigner.
>> Anonymous
>>82556
shh... he's trying to prevent americans from getting confused

clearly he has extensive experience dealing with the said species and may well be an expert - just go along with it.
>> Anonymous
>>82514

You, Mr. American are unable to impress me with your insufficient linguistic skills.
Read more!

Thanks on the behalf on the human race!

P.S. BE GONE TROLL! D.S.
>> Anonymous
>>82481
Wut? Hating Jews is cool the world over and brings together many disparate groups.

Try it sometime. You'll make new friends, I guarantee you.
>> Dear Europeans Anonymous
When you travel abroad, please don't act surprised when a foreigner realizes you're not as evolved as you pretend to be. You're not really that open-minded, and you come off as racist pricks.
>> Anonymous
OP comes off as a condescending prick.
>> Anonymous
That's not easy but easier than learning french, russian or german but still
you only need the basics to help a tourist but to understand a texan you need more
>> Anonymous
>>82454
lol hypocrisy

In turn, don't act surprised if an American is able to speak your language. A lot of us aren't retarded
>> Anonymous
>>82514
>...english cause we rule the world and internnnnational business

Have you been outside of your bunker in the last 2 years?
>> Anonymous
>>82649

it's still true why do you think the entire global economy took a nosedive when the us hit some bumps? face it, almost everyone is reliant of the us
>> Anonymous
>>82725

Sorry chump, the global markets are so heavily interdependent that Northern America has as much a say as any major trading bloc.

Envisage a depression in China, a lack of infrastructural support would leave your Wal-Mart stampeding fat arses in the lurch. Take your imperialism and xenophobia and cram it up your shitter, McUgly.
>> Anonymous
>>82725

Why does America fall and the rest of the world's economy falls? Its because when American's economy falls, all the oversea investors' money go bye bye. And yes, the number of oversea investors are significant.

This is your fucking answer to why America economy falls, the rest falls. Do you think this is some kind of stupid magic shit? That America falls and the rest of the world has to fall? Well fuck you. Do you know why I say fuck you to you? Well fuck you, I don't have to explain shit to you because you know why? Its fucking magic.

I put my wizard hat and robe and cast a rainbow missile on you. Do you know how I did that? Because its fucking magic.
>> Anonymous
>>82725
it's true, when a shitty system you forced upon countries by force of arms fails in a crisis sparked in your country, it's an achievement!