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/trv/ i have a question. I'm 20...planning to go to italy and take the sights. and i want to get a pretty expensive bottle of wine for my parents. now, because im underage, can i still take a bottle of wine from italy to illinois? b/c if you think about it. TSA is there to make sure hazardous/dangerous stuff doesnt go on the plane. not underage restrictions right? i dont know. any help on how to get through this is appreciated.
>> Anonymous
op here..please dont make me to go /b/ and ask
>> Anonymous
Go get something different. Srsly.

1. I herd you Amerifags are rather anal about underage drinking.
2. Italian wine is overrated. Get French or Californian.
3. You probably can't tell a good wine from a bad one and will just end up picking some expensive stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>71320
PS: That's no wine in your pic.
>> Anonymous
>>71320

op here. alright you frenchcunt
1. keep thinking your superior when the whole fucking world thinks your a pussy.
2. Italians are known for their wine.
3. im going to a wine tasting event so. yeah, i will pick something expensive because it'll be good.

PS. Pic not related. happy frenchfag?
>> Anonymous
If you wanted to get them something really nice and expensive, there's some olive oil there that never makes it to the US. Get them a litre of that.
>> Anonymous
sparkling wines are a type of wine. and champagne is a sparkling wine... his picture is actually somewhat relevant.
>> Anonymous
>>71328
thanks. good idea. i'll end up doing that if i find out i cant get wine through the airport.
>> Anonymous
I brought back two magnums of wine, a six pack of beer, a box of cuban cigars, a switchblade and a bunch of europorn when I was 16. I told customs they were gifts and they didn't give a fuck and let me right through. I think if they DO give you shit, just make sure your parents are at the other side of the door after customs and tell the agents that they can walk you to your parents and you'll hand over the gifts. They may be fine with that. Either that or they'll take it as a gift for themselves and get hammered and laugh at you later.
>> Anonymous
>>71327
1. I'm not even French and I don't have to be to acknowledge they're superior to you. Btw, it's "you're".
2. That doesn't mean it's not overrated.
3. 9 out of 10 wine events are tourist traps. Enjoy.

Ah well, like most Americunts it seems you've already figured out everything. But I can't be mad at you, the same way I can't be mad at mentally disabled people so just one piece of advice: If you end up paying more than 15 € a bottle you're doing it wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>71364
>I'm not even French and I don't have to be to acknowledge they're superior to you.

I lol'd. hard.
>> Anonymous
>>71392
Don't laugh too hard or your butt will start hurting!
>> Anonymous
I love americans who say " Lol french pussys always lose wars " even though the people who usually say that stuff have never been in a war.
>> Anonymous
>>71410
Really? I think they're morons who validate the worldwide prejudice against their nation. To each his own, I guess.
>> Anonymous
so much butthurt in one lame /trv/ thread
>> Anonymous
Stop feeding the trolls.
Also>>71320is clearly not French but a shitty troll.
>> Anonymous
>>71435
So giving someone good advice is trolling while calling the same person a "pussy frenchcunt" is considered acceptable language? I believe I've spotted an Americunt.
>> Anonymous
>>71462
>>71411

lol, butthurt faggot is butthurt
>> Anonymous
/r/ a massive, mod genocide of 55% of the cancer on this board. You assholes are seriously tainting our collective unconscious.
>> Anonymous
>>71466
No you are BUTTHURT^^ :-D
>> Anonymous
OP: Give the customs a phone call.
You fail at real life.