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Anonymous
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Lulz, if you have even gone NEAR mary jane in the past year, throw out all your fucking clothes, buy new ones, shave your head, and take a thorough bath. Also new luggage, and don't go NEAR anything with poppy seeds before you go.
A guy was sentenced to 4 years in Dubai for having a hundredth of a milligram stuck to the sole of his shoe. Another guy went to prison for having 3 poppy seeds on his sweater from eating a roll at LHR. No joke. Apparently they have some new space age technology for this shit now. I was there last winter and I didn't see it, but I flew through AUH (which may well have had it anyway... first thing I saw when I got off the plane was a prison chain gang full of sad looking Pakis being led around by some angry looking Arabs)... it's a weird place, hope you don't go to jail...
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