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Reasons why Brazil is the Best Country Ever. Anonymous
-We aren the only country whose presidend only has 9 fingers in his hands. Also, his name means, literally, SQUID. President fucking Squid. Great name or Greatest name Ever?

-Hookers here are cheap. And I mean, very, very cheap. Like bananas. Bananas are also cheap here.

-Speak "pão de queijo" right and no one will treat you as a foreigner.

-We have a fucking JESUS on top of the fucking Sugar Loaf (That's the name of the fucking moutain)

-Our koreans are better than yours. They sell cheap stuff. I bought a (new) PS3 for 50 bucks. And it works.

-Our jews are under control. They've been isolated in a small place called Higienopolis.

-Indians don't exist anymore. They are made up by the Squid government.

-If someone steals your money/rapes your child, don't worry. You can still buy heroin at low prices to cheer you up.
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>> Anonymous
OP here:

-Niggers have been properly white-ified. The only part of their shitty ancestrals left is the fucking curly hair.

-Remaining pure niggers are our slaves. We build roads on top of them.
>> Anonymous
Been there. Italian food over there is good.
Shitty slums are shitty.
>> Anonymous
This thread is pretty fucking sad.
>> Anonymous
So OP I assume your a proud white Aryan knight?
>> Anonymous
On the other hand, it's Brazil, so you automatically fail.
>> Anonymous
>>23742
lol... a Brazilian "Aryan"

According to genetic studies, 86% of Brazilians have at least 10% of Black African admixture. They would be classified as NIGGERS under US census definitions.
http://www.scielo.br/scielo.php?pid=S0103-40142004000100004&script=sci_arttext&tlng=

In addition to this, 33% of Brazilians have amerindian admixture.

Meaning that truly white Brazilians are less than 10% of the population, the elite that hoards all the few wealth in that shithole country and that are immigrating illegally to America and elsewhere to escape the crime, lack of opportunity and poverty in their shithole.
>> Anonymous
OP, I agree with you. I'm half brasilian but was born and raised in america. Don't get me wrong, America is fucking america. It rocks.

But it would be really hard to get me to say that it rocks harder than brasil... Because it doesnt. Most of the whiny people in this thread dont know because they haven't been there, or theyre your typical /b/astard who just looks for shit to whine about, even though they dont care about/know about shit

>>23744talking about you

anyways, when rock bands have their most bad ass concert ever, where is it at? America? Amsterdam? Russia? No, Brasil. Fucking Rio, THATS WHERE.
>> Anonymous
>>23733
General Butt Naked raises the ante. (although he was never official he did control a lot until Charles Taylor spanked his ass with a wet towel.)
>> Anonymous
Brazil is a violent country, it sucks for that,
Plus enjoy your plastic surgery
>> Anonymous
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>>23745
Thanks, you are the living proof of how fucking traitor illegal immigrants are. We should kick the 2 million brazilian illegals living in US soil back to their fucking shithole.

Once you are back enjoying one of the highest murder rates in the world, massive slums everywhere you go, no opportunity to start a bussiness, corruption, low standards of healthcare and education, having to live surrounded by electrified wires, and seeing massive hunger everywhere you go, you will long for America again.

Go back to Brazil if you like it so much, nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>23756

Wow, I know that you posted that picture in an attempt to disparage Brazil, but that's fucking cool.
>> Anonymous
Many more great threads like this at

http://plus4chan.org/boards/n/
>> Anonymous
Brazil blows. Lived here for 3 years, the food really sucks, the women are all midgets, the men are ALL mildly retarded chavs, everyone steals, anything with gears, tires, or electronics costs twice as much as it does in the US, Brazil runs on 220 voltage, very wasteful. And nothing is grounded so you have to unplug everything every time a storm passes by or else it'll all fry.

It's somewhat better in Brasilia (the capital) though.
>> Anonymous
funny, I was reading a book on the native South American Indians a while ago. They were all put into slavery or butchered, so most of them fled into the wild, and theres now little tribes of them around some caves in the middle of the jungle... they dont even speak a language anymore...
>> Anonymous
>>23733

Yuck. I don't like pao de queijos. I stayed in brasil for a month, and I was at this bar one time in Alto Paraiso (High Paradise), it was like midnight, some guy comes in, shoots a guy who was walking out (later I was told the guy who got shot was someone who looked like someone who owed money, so he was innocent) a couple times and leaves him for dead in the gutter. Police showed up 30 minutes later and he was dead. It was horrible.

Also (a bit petty and anticlimatic, but...) I had all my clothing stolen from the drying lines.
>> Anonymous
>>23773
also it was kinda funny that the police showed up 30 minutes later since the station was 2 blocks away from the bar
>> Anonymous
so...is this place worth visiting for new years? 19 year old looking to party a lot and get girls pregnant. and>>23756that picture is rad as hell haha
>> Anonymous
OP, you are a liar. Brazil is the laughingstock of the rest of South America. What a shitty goddamn country. I'm not really down with the racism in this thread (in b4 no blacks on the internet), but Brazil is a mess. You couldn't pay me to go there, not unless you promised to pay the ransom for when I inevitably get kidnapped.
>> Anonymous
I'm a britfag, but I lived in Brazil for 14 years. Pao de queijo rocks, man. You can buy it ANYWHERE in Brazil.
You have to be really stupid to get robbed there.
OP, please. There are LOTS of niggers over there. But they're less annoying than the american ones, that's for sure. Brazilians are very friendly, generally speaking.
Oh, and strawberry caipirinha is the best drink ever.
>> Anonymous
>>23806
>Colombia is the laughingstock of the rest of South America
fixed.