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Getting the train from London down to Paris for a few days.

What should I do there apart from see the usual sights?

Also, what are my chances of getting laid? I'm 20, decent looking, 6"6 and pretty slim, good fashion sense and I've forgotten pretty much all the French I learned in school.
>> Anonymous
wait, theres a train that goes over water?
how much is it
>> Anonymous
>>81753
Facepalm.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>81753
There is a subway that connects France and England
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>>81765
I actually lol'd.

/trv/ > /b/

But yeah, OP here, how about some advice, you cheese eating surrender monkeys?

P.S. What would actually happen if I said that in France?
>> Anonymous
>>81771
The same thing that happens in any country when you insult it in front of its people
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Ice Cream?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
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>>81753
you can't be serious...
>> Anonymous
the grassy area in front of the sacre cour seems to be a party spot for travelers and locals after dark, people sitting drinking, watching fire dancers, musicians, at least when I was there, you could probably take a bottle of wine and find some party people there. the view is beautiful, I wish i would have hung out there longer.
>> Anonymous
>>81808

Clicked on this image from the front page for lulz.

Not knowing the language is a massive disadvantage, I'd attempt it even if you know you suck balls at it, in any country they think you're just an arrogant Englishman if you try speaking English to people expecting them to just know it. But whatever, if you can get laid in England you can get laid in France, you've either got it or you haven't.