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Going next week to ny city...what to do ?
>> Anonymous
Stay out of Harlem.
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Never realized how much Japan and New York City look alike.
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Pick up a hooker, listen to Phil Collins or Genesis, videotape it, murder them with a chainsaw, try cooking their brains a little, do a line and then head out for a late dinner at Dorsia with your secretary, who is also in love with you.

*dusts hands* Done.
>> Anonymous
>>53328

Both shit corporate graffiti from every orifice uncontrollably?
>> Anonymous
eat a giant pretzel
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
>>53343

"WHERES YOUR RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD"

That movie is awesome, its on the movie channels once in a while and I always have to watch it...
>> Anonymous
>>53343

....wat
>> Anonymous
Eat a dirty-water dog you tremendous faggot
>> Anonymous
go to the sex museum, and stay out central park at night. also if you have time climb the new york times building a lot of ppl seem to be doing that lately.
>> Anonymous
>>53473

What happens in central park at night?
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>>53550
what do you think happens?
you're a tourist so you would have no business being in there in the night, especially now since the sun sets late.
most people don't hang out in parks after dark anyway
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>>53550
TOUGH GUY NEW YORK KILLINS THATS WHAT
>> Anonymous
>>53473
the sex museum is actually really boring, kind of a waste of money really. although there were one or two cool things in there, such as the weird "holographic porn" screens and the opportunity to embarrass yourself by fondling the private parts of a realdoll through small holes in a plexiglass window for your hands to go through. mostly if youre a person thats gone to 4chan for a long time youre gonna be desensitized to all of it so much its just really not interesting.
>>53550
you get RAPED
>> Anonymous
Do all of the touristy stuff and get that out of the way first. Hang out in Times Square, go to ground zero, see the Empire State Building, Strawberry Fields, go to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island (which takes an obscene amount of time waiting for and riding the boat). Go to all of the touristy restaurants, Hard Rock, Planet Hollywood, etc.

If you do all that first (or the first time you go), you'll have plenty of free time and wont be rushed to do nontouristy stuff like go into random stores and hang out in parks.
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Rockefeller Center/ The GE building has a good observation deck called "Top of the Rock." You can see a lot of landmarks and stuff from there.
>> Anonymous
>>53625
Yeah, I went to the Top of the Rock at night before. It was great.
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>>53625
Way better than empire. Well I did both, empire at daylight, top of the rock at night.

Don't waste your time with the statue of liberty.
Take a circle line harbor cruise at peer 83.
You get a better skyline and less wating time.
>> Anonymous
>>53582

My guess would be maybe something like badger watching?

Cant see a park a night being that dangerous.
>> Anonymous
>>53325
>Going next week to ny city...what to do ?
Never relax around their blacks.
>> Anonymous
>>53842
QFT

Also OP theres lots of event next week so have fun in NY
>> Anonymous
Go to brooklyn.
>> Anonymous
>>53625
Holy fuck. There are absolutely NO clouds.
>> Anonymous
>>54091

A lot of days like that here.
>> Anonymous
op here....which events?
>> Anonymous
Go to Bronx.
>> Anonymous
>>54152

South Bronx is a good tourist area.
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I'm also going to NY next week and would like info on these events.

Also, Hey Halberstram!
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>>54156

HEY PAUL!
>> Anonymous
If it was me, I'd go visit the ghostbusters firehouse

http://www.bigwaste.com/photos/ny/ghostbusters/firehouse.shtml
>> Anonymous
Walk around, drink beer, eat food, repeat