Going to phillippines this christmas. Suppose to marry some girl there. Don't know who but im getting a free vacation out of it. Any advice?
No.
Don't get married.
marriage = ultimate trolled
Left = trap.
marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Marriage is life imprisoment in most countries
Yes. Prepare to have the laziest wife, EVER. Filipinos are lazy fucks.
>>77604filipinos are the lowest of all the asians, get a chinese wife or something. Enjoy looking after here and her extended family
Did you know that there's no such thing as divorce in the Philippines? Really!
>>77632Every Filipino mom I know makes bank in the medical field.
Geez dont think that visiting a girl = marriage, get to know her and stuff, also try to go for the loli types for massive win
OP here. Im being paid large sums of money to marry her so she can get a green card.
>>77758LOL a real winner here.
>>77758If you get to bang her too, that's pretty ace.
>>77758Monumental failure. Enjoy losing half your shit and the money you're getting when she divorces you, OP.
>>77774OP might have a prenuptial agreement. Otherwise, he's fucked.
not opIm engaged to marry a Japanese girl, anything I should know?
>>77801I would want to learn Philippine marriage laws the hard way.>>77807Yes, indeed: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/MarriageEnjoy.
i'll be laughing at all of you when im on the beach drinking a long island ice tea with a little umbrella getting my dick sucked by a hot ass phillipino girl.
>>77835more like getting chopped off cause they're psycho. don't do it man, don't do it.
get a japanese wife, god tier of the asians.filipinos are the niggers of gookland