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Anonymous
I'm stuck in Los Angeles for another week while my friends go back home.

Which is fine. I'm enjoying LA, but when you're alone it's kind of shitty. Out of boredom and ronery, I'm going to call an escort.

Thing is, I'm not too sure how to go about doing this. Like medical marijuana for example has to be all discreet and so you can't say certain things or you have to say things that normal people would be all like "Wut." I think escorting might be the same way.

Let's say I already got a number of an independent escort near where I'm staying. She's outcall/incall but I think I'd rather go somewhere. So when I call, what should I do?
>> Anonymous
/trv/-prostitution advice
>> Anonymous
so far as hookers go, don't. pick up at a bar someplace, if you can't do that then stay solo an fap shit-head
>> Anonymous
>>17930
Well I know what you mean, but what;s the best board for this?
>> Anonymous
>>17939
/b/
>> Anonymous
>>17940
No it's not. /b/ would advise that OP calls, sticks it in teh pooper, kill her, then become an hero.
>> Anonymous
Call, tell her to meet you somewhere public, but give enough detail so she'll know who you are. (Such as "I'll be standing by the men's room wearing x" or whatever)

Then just ask her from there.

Personally, I've always wanted to hire an escort and then have her come over and play videogames with all my friends.
>> Anonymous
>>17952
Thus why you'll forever be a virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>17947
damn right.
just got distracted by OP's pic on the front page.
I'll be leaving now
>> Anonymous
>>17957
Tee hee I am not a virgin, but yeah pretty much!
>> Anonymous
LAfag here. OP where'd you get the escort's number from?