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Anonymous
sup /trv/?

american here headed on my very first international flight. wondering if someone could tell me what sort of mess i can and should expect from customs in Heathrow. Never gone through customs, EVER. (only been to Canada and then Mexico through a cruise) So, yea. i'm bringing, *uhm* things.. and i'm not sure what sort of stuff gets declared and what doesn't. HALP.
>> Anonymous
They pull your underwear out of your suitcase and check it for butter knives
>> Anonymous
dude, what kind of "things" are u bringing, suitcase nukes ?
>> Anonymous
>>22896
sex things.
>> Anonymous
>>22898
viagra without a prescription could be illegal. A strap-on is legal. U prolly wont be checked though
>> Anonymous
ok, well can anyone help me out with the whole what to expect in customs bit?
>> Anonymous
They're assholes.
Also, the airport is pretty ugly itself.

tl;dr I hate Heathrow.
>> Anonymous
>>23042
Terminal 5 isn't too bad.

In before "you're gonna lose your suitcase".

>>22898
Ship them to your address in the UK you git, these things do show up on the x-ray scan if you have them in your carry-on luggage, and since you're flying from the US your checked-in luggage might be in for a treat as well.

Customs is nothing to worry about, but I'm not sure how the British deal with Americans at customs. Europeans zip through pretty quickly due to whole European Union thing.
>> Anonymous
Watch out for the scariest gang on earth. The Bra Boys lol
>> Anonymous
>>23131
I failed. Supposed to be on Ausfag thread. Good night anons.