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I'm going to Amsterdam next year with some friends to basically get stoned for a week. Any advice?
>> Anonymous
DO NOT STAY AT THE SHELTER CITY HOSTEL WHATEVER YOU DO.

booked there by mistake last year and its FUCKING FULL of insane american christfags that dont allow drugs, alcohol or fun. this is in the middle of the red-light district in amsterdam. we saw some guy get lectured and kicked out for being high and spent 3 days there insanely paranoid that theyd catch us before we managed to book another place...
>> Anonymous
>>71366
Ok, thanks. I don't need some religious fags ruining my high.
>> Anonymous
going there to get stoned is for fags.
find a drug dealer where you live.
>> Anonymous
Stay away from the Bulldog or the Grasshopper, total tourist traps selling shitty weed.
Go there for a quick toke if you must, but I'd advise to go for the Grey Area or the Greenhouse or someshit.
Check around www.coffeeshop.freeuk.com/ for ratings.
>> Anonymous
get a grinder and a bong and smoke out the best of weed.
>> Anonymous
>>71373
Cool, thanks. Grey Area looks like a nice place. I heard Dampkring is one of the best.

How about food? Is it expensive?
>> Anonymous
>>71366here

in my reminiscing i forgot to say the jolly joker is an awesome coffee shop - by far the best we went to. this is personal preference obviously but we found the unspliced weed was way better so we rolled our own. that and smoke hash. heaps of hash. i love the stuff but its pretty much impossible to get here in aus :(
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, is that a non-biometric passport?
>> Anonymous
>>71418
I have no clue. Got the pic from deviantart. I'm finnish btw.
>> Anonymous
>>71420
Im finnish too, lol
>> Anonymous
Are there any countries which do not issue biometric passports? I still have a valid UK passport until 2016 with no chip inside it but the new ones have them. Last time I was coming back to the UK, my girlfriend and I were told to come up to the passport-check booth together and while mine was quick, the guy said that the new ones (which she has) took a while to scan. AREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO BE FASTER? FFFFF
>> Anonymous
Be sure to go to the sex museum, theres porn from the 1800s in there, and beastiality.
>> Anonymous
i was gonna help you as im in amsterdam right now, but then i read u are a finfag....
>> Anonymous
>>71423
lol fuck you guys
no one fucking cares
>> Anonymous
>>71475
lol vitun ruotsalainen.
>> Anonymous
Can anyone recommend a good hostel? I don't feel like paying 80€/night for a hotel room.
>> Anonymous
Don't stay in a hostel that doesn't have locks on bedroom doors. Stuff gets stolen while you sleep in some places.

Get stoned before you go into the Anne Frank museum. They tolerate giggling. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
Not OP here, are magic mushrooms legal/easy to come by in Amsterdam?
>> Anonymous
>>71535
legal
>> Anonymous
>>71535

Legal for now, but the government is preparing a ban on mushrooms because tourists keep taking them and jumping off buildings.
>> Anonymous
>>71584

Too bad they don't share the wisdom that I was given regarding shrooms and acid.

1: Don't climb anything
2: Yes the cars are real.
3: No you can't fly.
4: Your clothes are you friends; they will protect you.
>> Anonymous
>>71597

No kidding.
It's even worse considering a packet of shrooms comes complete with a huge-ass sticker explaining the do's and dont's of shrooming.
>> Anonymous
I dug the Grasshopper, even though it was slightly touristy. Our hostel was WAY outside of the red light district, almost near the Heiniken brewery, and had an awesome Coffee shop right around the corner. I wanted to say it was the Exodus II but I think they were all names the Exodus II
>> Anonymous
So are the citizens of Amsterdam sick and tired yet of tourists acting like getting stoned and having sex are the only two things you can do?

I mean, there's got to be some great museums and stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>71682
Most of these people are fucking stoner retards who would scoff at the idea of going to a museum.
>> Anonymous
>>71772
I had a great time in the Rijks museum when I was blazed, but I did not have a good time at Madame Tussauds on mushrooms, that shit is too real.
>> Anonymous
>>71584
you have more chances of falling from a bridge when ur drunk actually
>> Anonymous
Take H&K Go to Guan. Bay...
>> Anonymous
We prefer to call it The Neanderthalerlands
>> Anonymous
same passport i have