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Japanese Perversions Cheryl Rodgers
Hello,

I am a mother of two beautiful 12 year old redheaded boys. They expressed some interest in Japan when they were younger, mainly because they were really into the whole Pokeman craze.

Anyways, I decided to give something special to them for Memorial day. I booked a 14 day trip to Japan with them, and boy were they excited!

Now the trip was fine, except for one small hiccup... I had no idea the Japanese people were into such perverted toys. On the first day, we went to a Family Mart to pick up sunscreen lotion for my children, and they were instantly attracted to this "Marimokkori" figure. Now at first, it appeared to be just a harmless cute Japanese keychain character. But at further inspection, I was APPALED to find that this little character had a fully erect penis bulging through his pants. I was so embarrassed that my children saw that. They even asked me why he had a lump in his pants, I had to tell them that it was a manufacturing defect.

Let me tell you, those Japanese sales clerks got the thrashing of their lives. I was so upset that I couldn't help screaming at them. The fact that they would even think about putting such pornographic filth at a child's eye level is a testimony to the perversion of those employees. At first, I thought that this was a one-time thing, maybe it was a gag that the store employees did. But to my horror, nearly every store in Japan sold this garbage.

We cut the trip short and booked it back to America, land of good taste and morals, after only 3 days in the country.

My question to all of you is, and I'm assuming that all of you have been to the country (I found this site doing a quick msn search). Have any of you had similar experiences when traveling to the country? Am I the only one who find the Japanese people sick and disgusting?

-Cheryl
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>> Anonymous
Obvious Troll is Obvious
>> Anonymous
oh weird...same thing was posted in /jp/...
obvious is obvious
>> Anonymous
7/10. Your trolling went along smoothly and then became a little too overbearing during the fourth paragraph. Not bad overall.
>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
passes the google test, only hits are from here and /jp/

...did you actually spend time writing this?
>> Anonymous
>>two beautiful 12 year old redheaded boys

Obvious troll.
>> Anonymous
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>>69532
0/10, far too obvious. Does not catch the reader's attention. Try something good next time.

>>69543
7/10, seems reasonably believable that this is posters honest opinion. Mildly rageworthy.
>> Anonymous
>>69532
Troll obviously a guy, and a pedo at fact
>> Anonymous
why is this a troll? srsly i never use this board
>> Anonymous
>>69676
Very bad attempt at imitating OP.