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flirting with a swedish boy Anonymous
All right /trv/, this may not be relevant to travel, but I need some help from any passing Swedefags.

So I have a thing for the Swedish boy at my American school (Amerikkkan femanon here), and I've been reading up on the Swedish dating culture (or lack therefore). Can someone elaborate on how exactly it is? Different standards of what constitutes flirting? Do girls generally make the first move?

Or should I throw all of that out the window and just go after him however I please?

TL;DR How do I flirt with a Swedish boy?
>> Anonymous
start with saying "hi", and then "what is your name".
>> Anonymous
not to be sarcastic or something but swedish culture isn't horribly diffrent than american or european. he's not going to be offended if you start casual conversation. Just talk to him and make it obvious you think he's attractive.
>> Anonymous
Have you learnt the proper mating dance yet?
>> Anonymous
ask him: 'hey, vill du knulla?'

OR you just show him you're interested your usual American way.
>> Anonymous
Swedfag living in America here! im a chick too.. soo..

as long as your not fat and ugly, just flirt with him as if he was just a regular guy. let him know you find him attractive and especially if your an outgoing person, show it. a lot of europeans love non-european girls most of the time, if not they hate them. but yeah.. flirt with him for sure then once you know he likes you and all that great stuff, you ask him "Ska vi knulla?"

post a pic of yourself to see if your really worth his time(not to be mean, but if your fat and ugly you probably wont have much of a chance)
>> Anonymous
>I've been reading up on the Swedish dating culture
Sounds interesting, found any dissertation?

This>>63978might be important.

And this>>63986is full of fail (not to be mean though). What is beautiful?
>> Anonymous
stuff small pine boughs in your bra
>> Anonymous
This:
>>ask him: 'hey, vill du knulla?'
>> Anonymous
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>>64001
typed vill du knulla? in Google and got this......
>> Anonymous
>>64002
Förbjud sporthojar

Jag drack faktiskt 33cl cola idag, det var gott. Den var gjord av glas, och etiketten var mestadels röd. Colan var svartaktig. Drycken var kolsyrad. Eftersom den stod i solen samt dracks långsamt var sista slurken varm och utan kolsyra. Trots det smakade det faktiskt gott. Kanske tack vare vädret.
>> Anonymous
Just take his hand and force him to grab your tit. That should get the point across.
>> Anonymous
Sorry, Swedes multiply by cell division. And they're all named "Pelle". If not, you are dealing not with a genuine Swedfag, but an impostor.
>> Anonymous
Vill du knulla is a nice way to start. I'm a finn myself, but when ever I start a conversation with a nice swedegirl I start with this. It's like a sign for the other person and he will automatically know what you are trying to do. Swedes don't take kindly to implying and beating around the bush.

So just go up to him and say "hey, vill du knulla" and see hoe he reacts. If he goes all cold on you you should cut your losses and go, but if he starts talking to you all nice and easy you surely know he's interested too.

Sounds stupid, but I prefer this way to the american cat and mouse shit
>> Anonymous
Swedes? Swedes are hideous.

Now FINNISH boys... mmm <3.
>> Anonymous
Tell him you like "kroppkakor".
>> Anonymous
>>63970
Post your pic so we can help you.
>> Anonymous
>>63970
if he's at school here in america, why would you have to change the way you act because he's swedish? he'd probably appreciate it if you act as you normally are, since i'm assuming he's here to learn--intellectually and culturally.
it would be different if you were an american in sweden; in that case, you'd try to conform to their way of doing things. but since he's here, he does to ours. i would say just act normally.
>> Anonymous
I mean, you're reading the wrong fucking stuff. Ask him how he likes his Alfons Åberg or Grodan Ball, Swedes love that shit.

Also, snoppar.
>> Anonymous
Just give him a gentle push and say "fikus"

Most swedes loves that, if he turns you down or something like that, there is something wrong with him.
>> Anonymous
Why do all the girls here have such poor spelling and grammar?
>> Anonymous
you should fuck him in the ass. he'd probably like that.
>> Anonymous
>>64162
because those are not skills required in the KITCHEN
>> Anonymous
How fat and ugly could you be?
>> Anonymous
>>63986
>>64001
>>64034
So does "knulla" mean fuck or what? Sorry for being such a prude, but is "vill du knulla?" and all of its variants just figurative speech?

>>64156
Good point, but I thought that maybe he would take kinder to me if I approached him in a way he was familiar with. But of course, if he's prepared to handle things in an American way, all of this might be irrelevant.

>>64152
Won't camwhore, but I'm about 5'4" (yes, I know, short), 120 lbs, and East Asian (inb4 we all rook same and me love you long time). Probably doesn't help. It's obviously more of a matter of personal taste than anything.

>>64161
Fikus? As in fika?
>> Anonymous
Yet another Swedefag here.

>>64184
>Knulla
Yeah, it means fuck, and no, it's not figurative.
If you say it he'll either think you're joking or have some foreigner-fetish.
Either way he'll still see you as teasing.

>East Asian
Hmm, well, most Swedes don't really like Asians, and those who do are usually weeaboos.
Mind you, we have A LOT of actual weeaboos over here.

Swedes who only care about personality are EXTREMELY hard to find.

>Fikus as in fika?
Yes, exactly.
>> Anonymous
Sorry, don't listen to the dumbasses here. Just approach him like you would with any American boy. There are not very big differences, besides I can guarantee you that he's not oblivious of American dating culture.

Also, you might not want to ask him "Vill du knulla?" (Do you want to fuck?) until you're actually hooking up...

>>64227
Not a single true statement besides knulla = fuck
>> Anonymous
Swedefag here, just treat him like ordinary guy, we aint any different than you americans.
Knulla = Fuck
Fikus = Fag

i think you should make the first move, i know i like my woman straighforward...
>> Anonymous
1) don't be a slob. swedish people dress very nice
2) why in the fuck would you even try speaking swedish to him, holy shit
3) give him a rim job
>> Anonymous
Yes, I'm sure he'll go for the tiny azn chick coming from the land of hot blondes. Exogamy works up to a point - but he'll try it if he wants to try something exotic. And by something I mean your vagina, mouth and probably ass.


Wow, I have reduced the quality of this board by half with a single post.