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/b/ i just came back from an out of town trip(went to Washington Seattle back in LA now)
well the trip there was boring as hell and long, so i got this idea, from watching a movie called Momento, you know, where the guy has short term memory loss. well i decided to protend i have short term memory loss, to who ever sat next to me. i bought a note pad for the occasion.
well as we got on the plane i wrote down, "your on an airplane going home after visiting your family in Seattle" the guy next to me said "do you have to write it down when you know your on an airplane heading one way" i turned and said, "i have short term memory loss, i wont remember shit if i lose my attention to something" just then the stuarterdess slammed the over head compartment.
>> Anonymous
OP here" shit i accidently put /b/
anyways, i protended to have lost my memory there, i looked around, looking confused, and read the not pad, and expressed a sigh in releif, and asked the guy "did we just land?", his eyebrown raised and said no, we're about to take off." i said oh. so i turned a few pages on the note pad and read some stuff i had written on before. and wrote down, "your not in the air yet, cross this out when in the air and let yourself know when your about to land or still in the air, also look at your watch and put done the time and ask how much longer it will be till arrivel" the guy looked at me and said "are you serious" i said "excuse me?"
>> Anonymous
He replyed, "you seriously have short term memory loss?" "yes" i said, and wrote something down on the pad saying " dont trust the guy sitting next to you, he might try to scam you and take your money"
lol i could barely hold the laughter in. man this shit went on for hours, and i kept introducing myself to the guy, he got annoyed, everytime we hit a hard turbulance i would protend to lost my concentration and reintroduce myself and ask the same questions and say the same thing over again.
>> Anonymous
>/b/

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