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Anonymous
Hey /trv/
I'm going to NYC tomorrow, any suggestions on things to do and see?
>> Anonymous
Come on anybody?
>> Anonymous
are you kidding me?

close your eyes, spin around, stop, start walking in the direction

also, free alcohol

www.myopenbar.com
>> Anonymous
Don't go.
>> Anonymous
Pizza. Eat the fucking pizza.
>> Anonymous
gray's papaya hot dog pls

also don't get suckered into the usual tourist traps, they're a waste of time

just walk around and visit whatever catches your eye

I recommend Sylvia's restaurant in Harlem, Columbia University, Lombardi's Pizza
>> Anonymous
Manhattan is small.

Just walk where ever you want

Trust me - You just need a small mini map. And you're fine
>> Anonymous
The www.myopenbar.com guy isn't spamming, that's a real site and it's fucking awesome. If you're sticking to Manhattan and don't want to get suckered into tourist traps, check out the bars and restaurants in the east village. 6th street between 1st and 2nd ave is all awesome indian restaurants. Go to Battery Park City (western side of ground zero) and walk along the hudson. Hang out in Union Square and enjoy the people-watching. If you wanna spend some cash, spend it down near Canal St. and buy some touristy-yet-trendy items.

(I lived in Manhattan til last year when I moved to Brooklyn)
>> Anonymous
>15184 Do not listen to this douche. New York City is fucking amazing. Just wander around Manhattan you will find something to do.
>> Anonymous
>>16379
Um Manhattan is not small. I.e. not small enough for a casual walk. From one end (say ground zero) to the other (central park) it's about five miles. If you feel comfortable walking five miles suit yourself.
>> Anonymous
see an opera

don't go to radio city

eat food
>> Anonymous
>>17447
hay i can do all that in my city!
>> Anonymous
>>17446
a five mile walk, especially with a lot of landmarks along the way, is a fucking cake walk

you can do more with your legs than just walk to your fridge and car, surprisingly.
>> Anonymous
>>17446
>fat guy in Atlus t-shirt,jpg
>> Anonymous
>>16379

Hi me again.

Just wear a pair of nike/casual/walking shoes and you'll be fine.

Walking is manhattan is so easy - And the time passes fast and IN NO TIME you get to your destination.

Don't pull shit out of your asses when you have no clue what you're talking about

Take a walk and shut the fuck up.

Don't take a fucking cab or tourist bus. It speeds you to your sights and then you're done and you just fucking paid over 150$ for 1 hour of see gay ass sights for 10 secs

When on foot, you can enjoy so much more..

Unless your a fat lazy shit...Then you rent a wheelchair
>> Anonymous
>>17456
Walk 5 miles in five minutes. That's a mile a minute. Congratulations, you've not only beaten all running records but you've done so WALKING.
>> Anonymous
i would just like to point out that manhattan is much longer than five miles. if you include central park and the area beyond it that is.
>> Anonymous
>>17615

who mentioned five minutes?
>> Anonymous
There's a lot of jews in NYC. Be sure to hide your wallet.
>> Anonymous
>>17658

You are correct

BUt they do not steal

Actually they are nice people but watch out - They're racist if you're not a jew like them

They behave well - based on my observations
>> Anonymous
Manhattan is great, just walk around.

You might like Greenwhich village, but those fuckers are moving the fountain like 3 feet.

Anyone else raging about that?
>> Anonymous
>>17703
>>17703
what the HELL are you talking about
>> Anonymous
Eat pizza. Bagel too.
>> Anonymous
>>17703

Which village?
>> Anonymous
>>17700
Of course there are alot of jews, nyc has millions of people, there are alot of everybody....it's not mostly jews fag

and to the traveler ...visit the national history museum
>> Anonymous
>>17718
Dude, NYC has the largest population of jews anywhere in the world.

True story.
>> Anonymous
-walk over the brooklyn bridge to brooklyn heights. Dont bother staying though, turn around and go back. Do this at night
-take the staten island ferry, don't bother staying though. turn around and go back.
-you probably should stop by times square just to see it, but its a big fucen tourist trap
-dont waste your money going to the top of the empire state building

what kind of things do you do for fun? we have everything, so you've got to let us know about your personality before we can make more suggestions.
>> Anonymous
>>17851
Forgot to mention, museum of natural history is the best museum in the city. Drop by there, then walk outside right into central park and kill an afternoon right there.
>> Anonymous
>>17851

Seems like a waste to walk all the way over the Brooklyn bridge and not hang out in Brooklyn. There's a lot of fun stuff to do. Check out the architecture in Brooklyn Heights, have drink and a bite to eat at a Cafe on Smith St. Ride the G up to Williamsburg. Do a little vintage shopping and then ride the L back into Union Square. Now that's a fun day!
>> Anonymous
NYCfag here. Visit the museums on Museum Mile (Met, Jewish Museum, Cooper-Hewitt, Whitney, and the Guggenheim are all musts), walk across the park and hit up the Museum of Natural History. Fun day. Don't fall into the usual tourist trap bullshit (Empire State, Circle Line, Statue of Liberty, etc.)

>>17871
This guy knows what he's talking about.
>> Anonymous
>>17721
Outside of Tel Aviv. Learn your Jew, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>17703
Are you referring to Washington Square Park? If so, yes, that's actually fucking bullshit, they've closed off the entire park (and my weed source in a pinch) to renovate the fountain and move it like six feet to the right. Fucking bullshit.
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
Ellen's Starlight Diner has always been a fave of mine. Also, MoMA and the Whitney are fine too.
>> Anonymous
>>17721
True that. Keep away from Borough Park unless you want to be raped.

Keep away from Brooklyn in general, unless you're only going to Park Slope or Williamsburg or whatever territory Manhattan has decided to expand into.
>> Anonymous
>>16379

hi me again. I am the op of the message 16379

Do not even waste your time in brooklyn, it has NOTHING to offer at ALL

You wanna go to coney island and see a dead broken old ass boardwalk and a bunch of old russian people jogging>

it fucking sucks
>> Anonymous
>>17852
LISTEN TO THIS MAN
DINOSAURS ARE MUCH FUCKING COOLER THAN FAGGY ART

If you have the money Spamalot was really good and I've heard good things about Avenue Q.

And these people are right about Brooklyn, its a nice place to live but I don't see why a tourist would want to visit.