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Hey /trv/ I'm traveling to the Amazon and I'm curious on what trails to take, a map would be most helpful. Also I'm wondering which tribes and poisonous insects/reptiles/amphibians to avoid? Along with other things that might kill me.

Requesting a list of items, weapons, clothing, and headgear, possibly body armor if things get serious.
>> Anonymous
On the one hand, it's hard to imagine 4chan leaving its basement let alone going to the amazon.

On the other hand, some of you kids really are this dumb.

Buy a fucking book if you're serious OP, and learn some Portuguese or Spanish. It's probably easier to get into the Amazon and see some stuff from the Western side, through the north of Ecuador. It's also generally more established for tourists and less likely to get you killed than in Brazil.
>> Anonymous
Buy a dog
>> Anonymous
you should probably think about bringing a flAll GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
well you can't go to the amazon without having at least one professional haALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
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>> Anonymous
Is that aaaa- ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
Come on people, this is not /bALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
OP there are some essential items you need

pack oALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
well... i can guess you should stay away from poison arrow frogs since they toxic to humaALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
lolololol hypnotALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD!
>> Anonymous
/b/ cancer has now metastisized permanently, goodbye /trv/ it was fun when it was mediocre
>> Anonymous
omfg gtfo gb2All GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
pee and swim in the river
thats all i have to say
>> Anonymous
>>62185

Oh god lol, I remember those little critters.
>> Anonymous
>>62185
This is why condoms are such a hot selling item in the Amazon.
>> Anonymous
Amazon? That's the rainforest, righ-All GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
why the fuck is everyone sayiALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
oh its one of those, ive seen those befALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
>>62244
remember to use the condoms because if yoALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
Oh yeah, A good book you can get if you want to learn your way around is 'ThALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
And be sure to watch for Piranhas, fuckers bite like heALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
amazon trail 3 was always my favorite
>> Anonymous
Stay away from giant electric eels, anacondas, cannibals and poisonous froALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!