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Anonymous
why the fuck am i so nervous about going to thailand?
it's paradise and i'm shitting baby cows thinking that i;m like going to die over there.
>> Anonymous
If the thought of going there makes you so anxious, why are you going there?
>> Anonymous
>>16042

your not goin to die over there, but you will die of aids a few years after
>> Anonymous
>>16042
watch out for rabies

(dead fucking serious)
>> Anonymous
>>16044
excellent point. i think i need to leave the states to remind myself of a world outside my own thirst for financial gain and possibly have fun. i'm neurotic.
>> Anonymous
they have some crazy Muslims and a bloodless coup happened a while back. As a tourist, you should be totally fine.
>> Anonymous
jesus christ there is some paranoid fucks out there
>> Anonymous
enjoy your SARS
>> Anonymous
>they have some crazy Muslims and a bloodless coup happened a while back. As a tourist, you should be totally fine.

They've been getting worse every year. If you go to a place they control, you're not coming back.
>> Anonymous
1. Wear a condom if you fuck the girls/boys/girlboys

2. BE CAREFUL ON THE ROAD. Thai traffic is crazy, it's not a good place to learn to ride a scooter like many retard tourists do. Wear a helmet and shoes if you do ride there , even if no one else does.

3. Don't get pushed into anything you're not comfortable with. There are a lot of scams in Thailand. Don't get involved with drugs, gambling or jewels. At all. Ever. It will be a scam, 100% of the time.

4. If you want to smoke weed, be very careful, they have automatic prison sentences for possession and the bribes you'll have to pay to get out of it are not small, about 2,000 USD.

5. Don't point your feet at anyone, touch things with your feet, or wear shorts or sleeveless shirts in a temple. Thais hate this shit.
>> Anonymous
Oh and the Muslim separatists are only in the south, there's no real reason to go to those areas. Go to te islands and Chiang Mai like everyone else, you'll have fun. Thailand is not a particularly dangerous country at all.
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
Don't litter.
>> Anonymous
>>16059

quite a few beheadings going on there and a hotel bombed recently, though you are right no real need to go to these areas anyways and all the trouble seems to be contained in that area
>> Katamari-kun !CpBCdamacY
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Just don't go further south than krabi and you'll be fine.

I went last summer. Besides nearly dying in a few freak motorcycle accidents and deported from Myanmar, my trip went super smooth.

Pic related.
>> Katamari-kun !CpBCdamacY
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Also, hit up some of the chill folk on Koh phi phi, which is fucking crowded and dirty now, but internationally friendly. They dance and party all the time down there full moons. If you know how to speak thai you can get beach bungalows for less than $5 a night with food/water.

I recommend phang nga and railay beaches, but nothing beats Northern Thai hospitality or Pai.

If you meet some of the fire spinners on Koh phi phi, tell them Kael says hi. They'll know who.
>> Anonymous
>>16089
Lol@self-importance faggot.
>> Anonymous
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you will be ok. better to face your fear than cower without ever knowing what an adventure you would have missed out on. remember these simple things.

moderation.
patience.
integrity.
common sense.
>> Anonymous
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>>16089
I fucking hate fire spinners, and anyone who wears fisherman pants


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>> Katamari-kun !CpBCdamacY
>>16208
gee, I wasn't aware khakis are "fisherman's pants" now.

ass.
>> Anonymous
>>16424
to be fair, I think he meant your swimming trunks.
>>16083

QUICK! JUMP ON THAT FAGGOT BECAUSE HE WORE TRUNKS TO SWIM IN THE OCEAN.

lol

Also, all the fire spinners I met were cool pot dealing hippies.
>> Anonymous
enjoy your women who used to be men. or still are.
>> Anonymous
>>18072
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>16424
I was describing TWO categories of retarded falang.

1. Fire spinners, worthless attention seeking fucks. It's only impressive if you're stoned out of your tiny mind. Thais who are doing it to make a few baht get a pass, maybe.

2. Tourists in fisherman pants, dumb unwashed fashion victims who probably have less idea about Thai culture than your average middle aged German sex tourist. You are all much, much less cool than you think you are.
>> Anonymous
Thailand's amazing. The people are very nice and helpful and the county itself is beautiful. I'd like to move there. There's nothing to worry about.