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polska Anonymous
hey /trv/
I'm going to poland tomorrow and I want to make sure everything goes right... any advice on what I have to do/buy/look at? Or general advice on poland?
>> Anonymous
General advice : Stay away from poland.
>> Anonymous
bar life ftw.
>> Anonymous
I remember when there actually used to be some worthwhile advice on here...
>> Anonymous
try czech or germany
>> Anonymous
>>48213

Op didn't format the request correctly.

Revised:

hey /trv/
I'm sick and tired of living in my country, my mom makes me clean my room and I can't listen to (shitty band). How do I get a job in poland, and do I need a passport? Will girls like me there? Will the polish air cure my terrible acne? How can I convince my parents to move to poland so I won't have to actually work at this whole emigration thing?
>> Anonymous
If you've never been to Poland just go fap or rape kittens or something.
>> Anonymous
>>48218
in that case

you'll need a passport to go there, unless you're an EU citizen. if you are, you wont need a visa, and if you're not then a schengen visa will cover you for three months. i recommend going there a few months to see if you like it, it should be fairly cheap (compared to western europe).

girls in poland LOVE skinny/fat//whatever american boys, because you are so worldly and can teach them about the world you came from. my friend went there and said he was drowning in pussy - prostitutes would fuck him for free just for being american, but he preferred the virginal locals who broke their family tradition to be with him. women in the cities there are much more liberated there than in america, and dont have any hang-ups about sex. the ones in smaller towns will fuck you because they think it's what girls in american culture do, and they just want to be like you. i think you will do just fine with the ladies there.

the air wont cure your acne, unfortunately, however acne is considered beautiful in poland, so that should serve you well also.

i dont know how to convince your parents to move there, but i think you're old enough and mature enough to go yourself. your parents just dont understand you, or that you feel emotions so much more intensely than everyone else

MCR rules!
>> Anonymous
hit it like the nazis fast, hard, and without regrets.
>> Anonymous
>>48238

delicious copypasta is deliciousss
>> Anonymous
Poland bored the shit out of me. Interesting medieval history; otherwise that country has been raped and reraped again and again for a very long time.
>> Anonymous
>>48308
i actually wrote it out myself, but help yourself.