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hey /trv/ . going to new york for a month. what are the most awesome things to do
>> Anonymous
look at lights, climb the statue, spend a shitton of money, get drunk and mugged
>> Anonymous
Start fights with homeless people.
>> Anonymous
eat deli sandwiches
>> Anonymous
Scale the New York Times Building
>> Anonymous
Leaving was my favorite thing to do!
>> Anonymous
1. Go see a Broadway show to get your "culture fix".
2. Do not go to see anything actually cultural, because in all honesty it's pretty intimidating and those people are all snobs anyway.
3. Stand in the turnstile swiping your card the wrong way, all the while ignoring the graphical instructions right next to the swipy thing. Make sure not to read the instructions until at least five people have missed the train because of you.
4. Go to Harlem so you can tell your friends about how brave you are. Get confused about directions, and ask for help from the first white person you see. If a black person is standing nearby, do not, under any circumstances, attempt to ask them for help or speak to them for any reason.
5. Stand in the street in the rain screaming "Taxi", at every passing taxi, because that's how Sarah Jessica Parker does it. Become upset and angry when none of the taxis stop, despite none of them being actually available. Assume it's because you need to scream louder.
6. Go to Manhattan's Little Italy for some nice Italian food, against the advice of the person whose advice you sought. Eat the nice Italian food, and pretend you enjoyed it. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to eat Italian food anywhere other than Little Italy.
7. Buy a t-shirt with a picture of a gun on it and a caption that says, "Welcome to NYC. Duck"
8. If time permits, go visit Ground Zero. Look guiltily at the souvenirs. Buy a laminated "Never Forget" place-mat for $40 and stuff it into your bag as quickly as possible. Stare solemnly at the construction workers below, trying to think noble thoughts.
>> Anonymous
>>38797
>>38781

typical tourist faggots. if you go online and actually look, there are a shiton of things to do in which you don't have to spend much $$$.
>> Anonymous
>>38801
Butthurt NYCfaggot
>> Anonymous !IGEMrmvKLI
Buckethead on NYC:
Saturday November 1, 2008
B.B. King Blues Club
Be there!
>> Anonymous
>>38799
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
woah! too hardcore. lol.
>> Anonymous
Not hardcore enough faggot
>> Anonymous
Magnolia fucking bakery. Best fucking cupcakes ever.
>> Anonymous
There's an awesome bar at 125th street and Amsterdam ave., but it doesn't get good until about 1 AM

you should definitely check that out, and bring a lot of money, its pretty expensive
>> Anonymous
>>38942

Nah man, the best bar, where me and all my video game-playing, anime-watching friends hang out is in lovely Brownsville, at the corner of Sutter and Rockaway. Come out on a friday night, doesn't get banging til about 1AM. If you want to hang with us, just wear a shirt that says "nigra has aids", and we'll CHILL.
>> Anonymous
Go to the Ninja New York Restaurant. Look it up. It's worth it
>> Anonymous
>>38919
Magnolia is overrated
Tastes like the already mixed shit you buy boxed

also:>>38799yes.
>> Anonymous
>>38919
overrated shit that only the tourists go to
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BUY EVERY BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE YOU SEE.
>> Anonymous
There's nothing special about nyc

it's a shit hole

But it's also a city

If you like cities

Go

If you like expensivenesss.Goo too
>> Anonymous
Eat chicken fried steak at Brother's Barbecue
>> Anonymous
>>38799Revised by a 25 year Manhattan resident:
1. Broadway is for tourists, homosexuals, and old people
2. New York has some of he best museums in the world. See as many of them as possible.
3. Stand in the turnstile swiping your card the wrong way until someone hits you in the back of the head, or shows you how to do it correctly (30 seconds tops).
4. Go to Harlem so you can tell your friends about how brave you are. Get confused becuase Harlem is almost completely gentrified. Blacks and Hispanics are being pushed out of NY in record numbers.
5. Stand in the street in the rain screaming "Taxi", and watch 3 Pakistani's cut over 4 lanes of traffic to make a buck. Enjoy a smelly, dirty cab ride with zero leg space.
6. Go to Manhattan's Little Italy for some touristy atmosphere and so/so food. Chinatown has long since swallowed up all but two blocks of the Italians.
7. Buy a t-shirt with a picture of a gun on it and a caption that says, "Welcome to Zoo York"
8. If time permits, go visit Ground Zero. Stare down own of the dozens of illegal immigrants selling counterfeit memorial keepsakes, all made in China.
>> Anonymous
>>38998
Haha, yes!
>> Anonymous
>>39570
I live in new york, and I have yet to be impressed. Nothing special here. Really. At most, clubs and bars. but im 18. so im dead til 21.
>> Anonymous
>>39637
>2. New York has some of he best museums in the world. See as many of them as possible.
And never pay for the full "suggested donation". I used to pay like a penny, but I developed a sense of shame, so now I pay $1
>> Anonymous
>>38919

This anon tells no lies.