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Easiest country to get laid Anonymous
I want to travel somewhere NICE (i.e. not Africa) where beautiful young women will flock to me because I'm an exotic American and it would be a status symbol for them to sleep with me and show me around. Not prostitutes or gross ones, either. I'm talking nice young women who genuinely are attracted to Americans.

Tell me where I should go.
>> Anonymous
Lose some weight and take care of yourself, then maybe even nice young american women will talk to you.
>> Anonymous
Sauce on OP pic?
>> Anonymous
Wow.

Look, just master a foreign accent and pussy will fall in to your hands. Also, lie about your name.
>> Anonymous
>>38470
scotland. no shit.
>> Anonymous
estonia, enough money will get you any girl
>> Peter O'Toole !!9dHIaXg6fjZ
No pussy is worth it.
>> Anonymous
>an exotic American

No trolling intended; isn't this a bit of an oxymoron?
>> Anonymous
>>38495

I lol'd
>> Peter O'Toole !!9dHIaXg6fjZ
>>38497
>>38495
samefag
>> Anonymous
protip: if you can't get laid here, you're not gonna get laid in any other first-world country either. and if some chick does want to sleep with you b/c you are american, she isn't gonna be the 'nice young woman' kind.
>> Anonymous
Japan.

They are fascinated with America, they don't have the same christian hangups about sex we do, and they have a stereotype that caucasians have giant cocks.

Plus its a really cool place to travel.
>> Anonymous
It won't work anywhere nice. Maybe 40 years ago, but not now.

Now, if your accent is Australian or Irish on the other hand.
>> Anonymous
>>38503
yeah, right!
absolutely...

facepalm.jpg, please be a troll, etc.
>> Anonymous
anyone who goes to a country mainly to get pussy is a joke.

If you can't get American pussy you can't get any other pussy in the world.
>> Anonymous
I could tell you where to go but the weather is always hot and the locals are real unfriendly in the torture you for eternity sort of way.
>> Anonymous
>>38532
no, eastern europe (parts of which can safely be considered first world) is where women have quite low prices, and they are all for sale.
>> Anonymous
obvious troll. why are you ppl responding to post?
>> Anonymous
China?
>> Anonymous
Listen up, faggots;

If you can't get laid at your home country, there is no way you are getting any in a tropical disease-ridden one unless you're paying upfront.
>> Anonymous
>>38501
>>38532
This is pure bullshit. Travelers are guaranteed no-strings-attached sex, and there's always *somewhere* that you are a sexy minority even if you're considered repulsive in your homeland.
>> Anonymous
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http://www.amazon.com/Hedonist-World-Travel-Guide/dp/0975264001/

Relevant to op's interests.
>> Anonymous
>>38473
>> Anonymous
Brazil?
>> Anonymous
>>38642
Maybe an average looking american can become a sex symbol, but a fat neckbearded American is fat and neckbearded wherever he goes.
>> Anonymous
>>38667
That's interesting because even the fattest most irritating doomed-to-work-at-subway-forever motherfucker expat I've ever met is rolling in quality pussy right now.
>> Anonymous
>>38676

and in what country are you anon?
>> Anonymous
>>38651

They won't be that impressed in the big cities. Plenty of gringos. But yes in the less congested areas.
>> Anonymous
Sex tourism is not legitimate. You are sullying the culture of wherever you go to in order to do that.
>> Anonymous
>>38689

LOL
>> Anonymous
>>38689
you are not legitimate because a nigger sullied your mother
>> Anonymous
Sex tourism is also tourism and I don't give a damn who you fuck, as long as you pay for the food and the hotel and boost the economy.

But who would go to Germany for sex tourism? Yeah, you all go to 3rd world countries where they throw themselves upon you and hope you are gullible enough to take them with you.
>> Anonymous
What OP speaks of doesnt exist.
Internationally americans are known for being fat lazy stupid slobs good for nothing but a passport and money.

You are living in a fantasy world, yank. Go to the philipines, find a nice girl. Shell do anything to please you becatse her wellbeing rdlies on you falling in love.
>> Anonymous
>and they have a stereotype that caucasians have giant cocks.

Oh fuck yes. I might just go to Japan not for the sex tourism or the weeabooness, but for the ego boost.
>> Anonymous
>>38740
You ever seen a Japanese man's penis?

Yeah.
>> Anonymous
Romania has a lot of young boy prostitutes
>> Anonymous
>>38506
this man speaks the truth. america lost its awesomeness
>> Anonymous
Sauce on pic.
>> Anonymous
Russia.

I went there when I was 14(6 years ago) and on a tour the guide was telling me how "it's every girls dream here to marry an american man". Of course that's just because they wanna leave their shithole country and all but whatever it'll get you laid.
>> Anonymous
Germans got awesomeness in Japan, yeh?
>> Anonymous
>>38780
germans have no awesomeness because they too are slant eyed small penised cooleys in a different shade of yellow
>> Anonymous
>>38470
Japan. Japanese girls would do anything for money and I mean ANYTHING. They'd go out with fat, flabby Anonymous if he had the right amount of moolah. Especially if you're Caucasian since they think whites have big dicks.
>> Anonymous
Reported.
>> Anonymous
>>38470
The Philippines. If you can't get some there you're doing it wrong.
>> Anonymous
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>where beautiful young women will flock to me because I'm an exotic American
>American
>> Anonymous
>>38958

Well, compared to the average Jap male, we can call ourselves large...

But really, I think my newborn nephew beats most Japs at that, so it's not really worth bragging about.
>> Anonymous
>>38976
I've started correcting myself too.

Too bad there's no word in English for a person who lives in the United States..."United Statesian?"

Back on subject though, if you travel anywhere with a good attitude, most people will be attracted to people from the US just because its something they are not used to in person, but see on television and movies all the time.
>> Anonymous
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>>39012
>>"United Statesian?"

Go wash your mouth out with buckshot.
>> CAustin !!0/l4G2gi9Cp
>>39012Too bad there's no word in English for a person who lives in the United States..."United Statesian?"
Neither is there a word for it in most other languages (at least, not the ones that I know of). It's pretty much always just translated as some derivative of "person from America" rather than "person from the USA." Regardless, I'm pretty sure>>38976was making fun of the mere fact that you're American (and have these expectations), not the fact that you referred to yourself with too broad of a term. What>>38976doesn't realize is that a lot of countries really DO see Americans (and pretty much any other foreigners who aren't from 3rd world shitholes) as exotic and alluring. People who think otherwise either A.) have never really traveled to other countries, or B.) are such disgusting neckbeards that they managed to counter the foreigner pussy magnet effect and now bitterly inform everyone that it doesn't exist.
>> Anonymous
>>39029
I dunno I got some serious hate from some mexican girls in the hostel I was staying in. I also shaved that morning what am I doing worn lol?
>> Anonymous
>>39030
Question: do you talk the same way you type?
>> Anonymous
>>39030
Hmph, I got pussy from some Mexican girls at a hostel while traveling abroad.

Mexican girls fuck like their life depends on it. I told them that I was Catholic, spoke broken spanish, told them i liked soccer, and I was golden. It's not that hard. Also lots of alcohol helps.
>> Anonymous
>>genuinely are attracted to Americans.

I'm an American, and even I know the only country like that is Dumbfuckistan. Everyone hates you, but they'll love your money. I recommend Thailand. Sure, that'll break your "no hoes, lol!" rule, but they're not all trashy and disease-ridden there.
>> Anonymous
Pragmatic, Objective Dating Advice:

This advice applies internationally.

The only way to get laid is to act like an idiot who instantly falls in love with every single woman he meets until eventually you find one that feels the same way back.

If you like a certain kind of woman so much that you would be less shy and more willing to act like an idiot to get them, then if you go to that place you might be more successful. Otherwise, if you dont flirt you will always be alone.

After you've met a girl and flirted with her a little, you're going to need lots of money. You're going to need drugs, booze, or a sweet ride and vacation house... or some permutation of these accouterments and they are all expensive. Alternatively you could also try being really hot and fucking like some kind of demented robot, and that's usually not a cheap lifestyle either (also consider foregone earnings potential when you get that wicked cheek piercing or neck tattoo). As a point of information, will never achieve by these means if you are on 4chan asking where it will be easy to get laid.

The other path to getting a girl is to lower your standards. Instead of trying extremely hard for a girl who has a hotness quotient that is equal to, or greater than, your's try for one in the less than, or equal to category.

Look for someone a little bit more anti-social, out of shape, and/or otherwise "psycho" than you are... It will be like shooting retarded fish in a barrel and you may end up with a stalker!!! At least you won't be alone though...

So you've showed her your muscles and collection of sex lube, or she's just just killed your cat, so now its time to knock boots and you have a choice to make
>> Anonymous
A) Tell yourself your feelings are not genuine and move on.

B) Stick around until she catches on. This is usually pretty soon unless your hotness quotient is at least 25% greater than hers. Also If you, for any reason, allow a woman that much more unattractive than you to think that you love her, you will have just earned yourself a stalker.

C) Discover that the love is pure and great and resolve to do everything you can to keep the woman until the day you die. This essentially is the best way I can describe the feeling of commitment.
Commitment is easier to feel good about if you're not an asshole, but also totally lame.

Also, Commitment can be dangerous. If you allow your hotness quotient to fall too far below hers for too long a period of time she will find another cock and will probably not tell you about it.
>> Anonymous
/trv/ - How to get laid
>> Anonymous
>>39065
I swear to god, we just need one mod who can ban/delete for one simple rule: "No Goddamn sex threads". Take it to /b/ you fucking middleschoolers. Also, if you guys haven't done so already, vote to archive that pretty cool 'share your travel pictures' thread, you know which one I'm talking about.
>> Anonymous
>>39049
bullshit
>> Anonymous
In my home country, this is Nara of japan, american student
1.stealing stuff everything
2.lyingto policeman
3.spit to face when talking, mouth is bad smell
4.dont having money, many american student, hole in cloths and dirty pants, old shoes
5.raping? jap gal because jap gal say american boy no thanks, very ugly and fat
6.very smell of food eating by american
7.very smell body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?
american=monkey same same
>> Anonymous
>>39079
your math is fucking wrong

jap = monkey
>> Anonymous
>>38473

sauce
>> Anonymous
how about caliFORNICATE
LAWL lol
>> Anonymous
>>38973

>The Philippines. If you can't get some there you're doing it wrong.

Seconded. The whiter or darker you are from the brownie norm, the easier it even gets.
>> Anonymous
>>39079
Not actually Japanese. Poor impersonation.
>> Anonymous
well you know what poor lady doesnt like a white man with money? last time i was in bangkok i saw 22 yr old women with like 40 yr white FAT man, be careful though, thailand is known for its high % of trannies
>> Anonymous
>>39236
>>39082

newfags
>> Anonymous
>>39248
wtf
>> Anonymous
It's ancient copypasta, dipshit.

You're a newfag for not knowing it.
>> Anonymous
>>39303
bite my ass
>> Anonymous
Dominican Republic.
>> Anonymous
>>38503

I lol'd. Are religious people a big issue in US?

>>38470

But well, your best bet is the prostitutes in your city. Or neighbouring city if that matters.
>> Anonymous
>>38973

Yeah but after sex once a Philippino woman will probably force you into marriage so she can get in the states.

>>38503

Japan is nice if you can get over the hairy pussies and xenophobic locals. People there pretty much give you the cold shoulder unless you're Japanese (if you're non-japanese asian you will be universally hated and I don't think they've seen a mexican before in their lives).

Recalling my NAVY DAYZ Australia had some wild as fuck females and they're pretty hot too. I hate the Aussie accent but bar hopping was fun. Singapore also has a huge diverse range of women from Indian to Irish to... Singaporean?

The Middle East has some fine ass females but it's a shame the country is ridiculously conservative. I don't think I saw a single unattractive female there, even the older ones, and it's little wonder the men make them wear veils because I'd be hitting on them constantly.
>> Anonymous
>>38470

>Exotic American

Are you KIDDING?!

The American accent has to be the single most FUCK-UGLY accent in the world.

Seriously. All I hear when a Yank talks is BOWDOWKADOW BURGER BOWDOWKADOW FRIES BOWDOWKADOW YEEEEEHAWWW!!!
>> Anonymous
Filipino girls are ugly as FUCK though, no thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>39707

Only one British accent is tolerable and the rest make you sound like the ignorant savages you are.
>> Anonymous
>>39726
Cockney yes?
>> Anonymous
>>39710

Filipinos would have to be the ugliest of all the asians. Also loud and annoying
>> Anonymous
>>39726

Not British, you presumptuous faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>39755
emiry?!
>> Anonymous
Where you have to pay: Any slavic country and Holland.
Where you don't: Any asian country especially China or Romania.
>> Anonymous
>>39783
romania is my favourite country in asia
>> Anonymous
>>39787
Fuck that sentence came out wrong.

>Where you don't: Any asian country especially China or if you are in Europe Romania.

Fix'd it.
>> Anonymous
>>39775
Fuckin' lol'd.