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Vagn !!q7kEIsVbyS/
Hey /trv/.

Danefag /b/tard here who just wants to hear what does /trv/ think of Denmark and Copenhagen?

No Danefags replying please, I want an international and biased view on our capital!
>> Anonymous
high cost of living is high
>> Anonymous
some hot blondes from denmark on the internets
and copenhagen makes some pretty good chew
>> Anonymous
Why do your royal guards or whatever copy the Brits'?
>> Anonymous
amerifag here,

I fucking love copenhagen. Was there at christmas time a couple years ago. the danish also have the best sense of humor of any europeans.

also hot blonde women.
>> Vagn !!q7kEIsVbyS/
>>82333
I guess it is just the way European uniforms looked like in the early 19th century, and neither England nor Denmark could afford paying Gucchi or some one to design new uniforms so we stuck with the unoriginal ones.

>>82338
Thank you.
>> Anonymous
fuck yeah copenhagen kicks ass! one of the best places in europe period. except those fucking fags over in chistiana. those are some sketch ass mothers.
>> Anonymous
>>82333

You stole these hats from Napoleon's army
>> Anonymous
don't know anything about it yet. Cold climate, friendly people, ecologic, expensive,...
going to live there for 5months starting february, exiting times.
>> Anonymous
Icefag here.

I hate your country and your language. Mostly due to the fact that I lived there when I was 9, and now I'm forced to learn Danish at school.
>> Anonymous
I have a friend in Copenhagen and from the pictures and videos I've seen it seems like a really lovely place. I actually want to visit.
>> Anonymous
>>82355

[spoiler]We have Scandinavian language classes which are mandatory. We're forced to learn your language partially as well[/spoiler]

You don't have any mandatory danish examns, now do you? I bet most of your politicians are ready to abandon this old practise.
>> Anonymous
The two languages from "up north" that I'd like to learn are Danish and Icelandic. Which one is easier, dane and ice fags?
>> Alborz
Denmark is awesome :D
Went there on a vacation, very very friendly people. Definitely wanting to visit again, although I'm pretty sure their immigrants are mostly crap and so we're lumped in with all of them :/ Last time I went they were really nice to me and my Dad though [this was before 9/11 so they may have changed, may not, I'm not sure].
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>>82402
Not danish:

Danish is just fucked up as all danes speak quickly and not prenouncing half of everything.

Seems that /trv/ likes Copenhagen a lot.

You shall be rewarded, here is a picture of Copenhagen... acctually looking at it, it would get you to stay away from copenhagen.
>> Anonymous
Denmark was lovely but is now infested with sand niggers. Danes have to get their collective heads out of their asses and stop being liberal apologists. You will lose your country.
>> Anonymous
I love Denmark and Copenhagen, and find Danish men particularly sexy. It's just very difficult to teach Danish to oneself.
>> Anonymous
Kobenhavn is a great town. I saw a drunken eskimo fall backwards off his chair, falling flat on his back on the floor. The people are mostly eccentric. I could not figure them out but thats OK. I though Kobenh. was many times better than Amsterdam.
>> Anonymous
Icefag here.
Sure it's pretty good, you have some awsome beer and pretty decent pot, it would be an awsome place if it wasn't for all those sand niggers you have there.
>> Anonymous
Denmark has a native population of 3, all of which work at the Lurpak factory. The other 5,499,997 people are sandnigger immigrants who leech off the welfare benefits those 3 chumps at Lurpak provide.

Hugs and kisses,
Ausfag.
>> Anonymous
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I know all I know about Danes from a comic.
>> Anonymous
I have never been to Denmark, but I know you have mermaids and a statue of a couple, in bronze, in a park overlooking the sea with grafitti on it done by an Anonymous in a 'post ending in 45 names how I deface this statue' thread a year ago.
Also I will travel there to find a wife who looks like Helena Christiansen, but without the motorcycle gang tattoos and we will live in Christiania smoking weed until we fight the Viking police for taking down our satirical cartoons of Mohammed.
That is all.
>> Anonymous
Last time I was there was back in the early 90s as a kid.

I remember this one food stall at the central train station that made this amazing pita bread snack.
>> Anonymous
You guys really suck, badly.

Best regards, Sweden.
>> Anonymous
>>82541

Det är det enda ni gör på dagarna ni sitter där i Ventrilo och spelar DotA.
>> Anonymous
>>82453
Danes are some of the most racist people of Earth.
>> Anonymous
>>82550
Better then having our scandanavian cities turn into mini-beiruts like Malmo, faggot.

Denmark has way tougher immigration laws than norway/sweden.

We also have a very popular political party that wants to deport all the violent sandniggers and keep more from infesting our once fantastic country.
>> Anonymous
>>82566

I know hey. Wouldn't want the sandniggers to destroy your butter and ergonomic electrical goods....

Oh and you realise that your country's princess is from Tasmania, right? Having a Tasmanian as part of a royal family is like turning up to a wedding in a gorilla costume. It's just retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>82550Danes are some of the most racist people of Earth.
If you consider it racism when 1st world nations don't roll over and asked to be buttfucked by uncivilised immigrants then lol.
>> Anonymous
>>82566
I didn't say that was a bad thing. Long live Denmark.
>> Anonymous
>>82550

Good for them. Maybe they won't go down the shitter like the rest with the "strength in diversity" bullshit.
>> Alborz
>>82588
Gee, I had no idea Canada was doing shitty because of its immigrants.
>> Anonymous
I've never been to Copenhagen, let alone Denmark but I have a good feeling about the Danes. I can't really explain it or offer arguments why this is - it's just a gut feeling. I'm from Finland myself and I guess I'd be more or less at home in any Nordic country. Oh, and sometimes I troll you guys on the internet by calling you Dutch.

P.S.
When are you guys gonna get a proper metal scene? Norwegian, Swedish and Finnish metal is somewhat well-known among metalheads and I'm waiting for Denmark to join us.

P.P.S.
Stay Danish. Kick those dunecoons out. There's nothing wrong with that. Denmark has no obligation to help people who can't behave even in their own countries. You don't solve a problem like that by relocating it.
>> Alborz
Good fuck this thread has turned from opinions on Denmark to people bashing sandniggers;

Most of your immigrants are shit but not all of them :/ I don't mean to stand for myself but the ones from Iran aren't that bad [are they?]
>> Anonymous
>>82604
Pretty much all threads about European nations will involve sand nigger bashing

Just like threads about the united states will involve nigger, spic, redneck, and sand-nigger bashing
>> Anonymous
>>82604
One immigrant here and there is not so bad, but when more come and they set up their enclaves, things go to shit. There are areas in Sweden where the native Swedes don't dare to go because they would get stones thrown at them. And you can bet it's not Finns, Germans or Canadians who attack an ambulance crew who are trying to save an "infidel." There is a clear trend of "darker" people doing this shit. Maybe I'm one of those horrible racist xenophobes, but I've seen this pattern too many times and I don't feel like getting killed while proving the world how politically correct and unprejudiced I am. Meeting a couple of nice immigrants just is not worth meeting that one who's gonna rape in you a park.
>> Anonymous
Finnfag here. A country with great history, and history is something I appreciate. Even the similarity of those uniforms to those of the English have reasons that pass back many, many centuries. Denmark, out of all nordic countries, propably has had most influence over the history of Europe, and thus the world as it is today. These days it's a good, stable, relatively wealthy Scandinavian society, which I appreciate as well. I'll rather take a dull country over an unbalanced one. Also, I've heard good things about the flexible job markets; the difficulty of supporting one's self respectably without the nowadays nigh-impossible 'life job' seems the most feasible there, out of the rest of Scandinavia.
>> Alborz
>>82605
Lol true.

>>82606
No I completely agree with you about that. Seriously I feel bad for Europe right now and the crap geographical position you're in [the crappy ones are the ones usually denied for a visa in Canada/US and so they end up going to Europe b/c it's cheaper] and honestly you guys DO need to restrict immigration more and send a lot [most] back where they came from. My dad came back from Germany and he went there like 5 times, he told me the driving there keeps getting worse and worse since more immigrants go there. So then the "better" immigrants [i.e. Chinese, Korean and most Iranians IMHO] look bad because they're lumped with Paki's, Arabs and North Africans.

Seriously I can completely agree with you; all they do is they go there with their completely shit Islamist values, sit on their asses all day except for mosque or whatever and they collect welfare from the state. Your governments [I'm talking to all of Europe here] are too nice and let shit immigrants here. I'm not racist but let's face it -- some cultures are simply better than others, and it's more likely that people from one culture/place are more likely to fuck up than someone from somewhere else.

I remember when me and my Dad went to Denmark, we crashed our car in a thunderstorm and near immediately cars started slowing down and they came and helped us in any way we could. If they didn't help, idk what would have happened. Of course I'm talking about the Danes here, all the foreigners [am not shitting you] just drove past like nothing again. Denmark has great people and a great country, and I think it's high time you reclaim it. Greetings from a Canada-Iranifag.
>> Anonymous
>>82650
dude, it's called responsability. africa wouldnt be such a shithole if europeans didn't use it as a personal toilet during the modern ages.
people imigrate because they think they deserve better than die due to aids or rape.
>> Anonymous
>>82672
Noone argues that you shouldnt imigrate, but why bring aids and rape with you? Western countries should selectively allow immigration, and not simply letting anyone in. Hardworking people, those who will benefit the state should be let in, and niggers (and I am talking about the way of life, not a race) should stay out.
In before "brain drainage is EVIL"
>> Anonymous
Hey, I'm not positive on this. But I think Danish People are actually..along with chinese people...excluded from the fag at the end of nationality thing everyone likes. I think they're just "fags", like an all encompassing variation.
>> Anonymous
>>82326

Amerifag here, and denmark was KICK ASS. totally want to move there.
>> Anonymous
i pinched the mermaids tit!
>> Anonymous
>>82672
>africa wouldnt be such a shithole if europeans didn't use it as a personal toilet during the modern ages

HAHA OH WOW.

You're a fucking retard.
>> Anonymous
As I recall you need more drunks. Really, you should consider having more drunks. I'm sure you could fit a few more on the streets.

Also quit learning english so well. You all sound like the damn BBC. That's no accent for foreigners to have.