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Anonymous
Hey /trv/ I'm going here in 211 days, any tips?
>> Anonymous
don't.
>> Anonymous
yeah, you can get just about anything you want in kabul in exchange for weightlifting drugs
>> Anonymous
dont be white
>> Anonymous
>>8644

That's exactly what I needed to know.
>> Anonymous
Don't reenlist.
>> Anonymous
Tell me what's so great about that little penis-shaped piece of land that's touching China.
>> Anonymous
its penis shaped
>> Anonymous
Penis-shaped is shaped like penis.
>> Anonymous
Grow a beard
>> Anonymous
do a barrel roll
>> Anonymous
ask /k/
>> Anonymous
Go AWOL.
>> Anonymous
Ok op here, all very good suggestions. What I was look for was something more along the lines of, how to make the most profit from haggling with the local durka durka's. I'd like to be able to buy everything when I get there, and sell it when I leave. And also, what's the chances of me getting internet over there?
>> Anonymous
>>8965
see the movie Afghan Muscles
>> Anonymous
Hopefully you aren't posted near the Afghani-Turkman border.
>> Anonymous
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Stay away from the Jew.
>> Anonymous
Buy a good life insurance policy. Some extra health insurance wouldn't hurt in case you survive an attack. I'm being totally serious here. Armed services have some shitty ass medical care. Much higher death rate than if you buy your own insurance. However, I'm not sure which insurance would cover you being in the military and deployed.
>> Anonymous
>>8965
Plenty of internet cafes.
>> Anonymous
The first thing you should remember when you cross the border is that you're in a muslim state. Islam, it's not merely another religion. It's another world which has its own laws. Another approach to life and death. Muslim doesn't afraid to die fighting the infidel, in other words - you. If he gets killed he goes straight to heaven. Where all he was missing in this life awaiting him there. Water, the fruits in the garden, beautiful maids... How muslims treat woman, its another topic.

The most important holy thing for muslim is his house, Harram. From which derived the word Harem. The second meaning of it = "forbidden", "prohibited". Looking at the muslim women is Harram. Everything regarding sexual intercourse is Harram. Harram to show a muslim indecent gestures, those you are used to.

For this you can get a bullet even from a common peasant. Another important thing, Muslim will never profane his house with blood. That means when you enter their village, you are their guest. To kill a guest, even an infidel - harram. So, you must remember this one. As long as you're in the village, you are safe.

But after you crossed the borderline of the village, the same man, who's been drinking tea with you 5 minutes ago, may shoot you in the back. Because it is a glory to kill an infidel. It is a staircase to heaven. I'm telling it for you soldier.

After all, Afghanistan is a multinational country. Over 20 nations live there. Tajiks, Turkemn, Uzbeks... Pushtuns live along the Pakistani border. In the north, live Khazarss and Mongoloids. The word khazar means thousand in Turkic languages. Now, I bet you're asking "Does it matter who I shoot?" In the history no one ever succeeded to conquer Afghanistan. No one, ever.
>> Anonymous
>>9247
>> Anonymous
>>9247
No one but Mongols in 1219 and Brits in XIX century.
>> Anonymous
and the soviets and the arabs and nato and soon the arabs again then probably the chinese
>> Anonymous
It's not as bad as they make it seem on TV.