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The best way to get to a German chicks heart Anonymous
So I show up to work one day (cybercafe), and this hot German chick shows up and starts typing away. I go to give her some coffee and begin to chat. As it turns out, she is really intelligent and speaks English very well and several other languages (Spanish, French, etc). Out off all of this we had a nice chat about whatever, but i still didn't get her number :(. As it turned out, she was in the US for business and will be living here for a year.

While this in of itself is nothing more than meeting a new person, this is where it gets weird. So I go to my community theatre class, as we are starting up a new program, she just happens to be there too! As it turns out, she loves the theatre, and does it in her free time! We were busy this week with activities and planning so I lost another opportunity TT -TT But the good news is I'm going to be there each week for the next year and so is she!

So here's the deal, I know a shitload of Germans (and German posers) are here in travel so here is my need. How the heck do I impress a German chick? I am taking German and have for a little while, but I still suck at it. (I spoke some to her, but she didn't understand what I was saying...) I changed my style up but still I don't feel secure. Help men Deutschmench!!!

TL;DR Help with German chicks.

Pic related, I think she's eastern but I don't remember which part.
>> Anonymous
/trv/ isn't your blog
>> Anonymous
>>54327

:| are you German and don't care or what... it's a legit question and I even made a TL;DR if you didn't care about the story...
>> Anonymous
ugh.

okay fine. im an amerifag but I've dated 2 german chicks without even leaving my state.

they like to party, have fun, talk about feelings, cuddle, shop, and talk.

just like EVERY OTHER WOMAN. stop being such a pussy and just go for it.
>> Anonymous
Keep working on learning German, the grammar is hard but it's worth it in the end.
>> Anonymous
Smoke copiously and learn to hate. That is the key to attraction.
>> Anonymous
>>54332

Anything cultural I should worry about? What about cool shit I could show her? I've got the how to get a girl part down, already did my research for that. Anything specific work for you?
>> Anonymous
I learned some German in school, but you know how that is. Maybe because they don't teach you any of the casual language. I went to Dresden once and I could barely understand a thing.
>> Anonymous
>>54338

which country are you from?

I did nothing culturally. actually THEY were the ones who were interested in american culture and asking more questions about it.

if the chick you're talking about if only there temporarily, it would be best to ask questions about German culture. just shit like her opinion on whatever country you're from, ask her to teach you some basics of speaking german, ask her of her favorite films or plays (since you're both in theater), what are some cool German films that nobody else knows about? blah blah it isn't too hard really. German chicks are 3x easier than american chicks i've discovered.

once again i dunno which country you're from (i'd guess canada or UK.), but offer to take her to go see something cool and unique that you wouldn't see anywhere else.

wouldnt hurt to get into German Bundesliga. germans love their football. worked for me, one of the chicks I dated for a while was a crazy bayern munich fan and she showed me everything about it.
>> Anonymous
I wouldn't try to impress her. Just be yourself. Be nice. Be funny. Ask her out to the movies, theater or something. Invite her to show her around, do some sightseeing.
>> Anonymous
German chicks are really friendly OP and they like to bake cakes. What I have noticed with american chicks is they are very up tight and I don't knwo they word but they think very highly of themselfs. They don't need a man because they are an independant women? And they are loud!

Most girls are pretty in Germany so don't feel like you are dating above yourself. German girls are more traditional than american girls and want a man to be a man and to have one.

Also, I think she would want to meet an american guy and see american culture, not an american guy acting German.

Or I could be wrong!
>> Anonymous
I'm from Germany and all I can say is that you'd better dump her immediately if she's from the East. Seriously, the East is just a huge shithole, plus the accents are horrible.
>> Anonymous
>>54331
Your post isn't about travel and as has been pointed out in the past this board is not for helping you get laid. Get the fuck out and take it to /b/ or /r9k/.
>> Anonymous
Join a historical reenactment group and show her your SS uniform.
>> Anonymous
>>54365
>HURRRRRRRRRR I'm a fat basement dweller and even ugly East German chicks with horrible dialect won't date me

@OP: Just try to be as little German as possible. When she is as cosmopolitan as you say, chances are she's trying to escape the shithole that is Germany (And countrymen like>>54365).