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Anonymous
Try learning to control your dick. I'm totally serious. Look at the hottest porn you can find and try to stay totally calm. I've mastered this--I could be looking at the hottest girl in the world naked and my dick wouldn't even twitch.
This actually saved my life last year. My girlfriend's best friend is a fucking cutie, and she has no shame whatsoever. We all got caught in the rain together, and when she got inside my house, she started changing out of her wet clothes right in front of us. My girlfriend was staring daggers at me, and she took me to the side and felt my dick to see if I was getting off on it. My dick was droopy as a wet noodle, and she was satisfied. Of course, I furiously masturbated to the memories later.
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