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Anonymous
Actually, at one point Bulgaria wanted to join the Soviet Union, but the Russians decided the bad rep wasn't worth it for shitty Bulgaria. This was truly heartbreaking for Bulgaria, and they never really recovered. Even raping the Turkish minority didn't feel good anymore. Bulgaria understood - this was love.
Bulgaria thought her unrequited love could be solved if they were more intimate, and it could all end in holy communist union - so Bulgaria went for a "friends with benefits" deal - which didn't yield the fruits Bulgaria hoped for, but still, there was hope.
Until, that is, the fall of Soviet Union.
Bulgaria has been contemplating suicide ever since.
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