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HELP IM HOMELESS BoringApathy
TL;DR
*Any advice or funny pictures solving or joking about my problem would be nice.
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I'm NOT trolling here. I'm serious.
More serious than Ben Stein eating cereal in front of a Atheist. More serious than BearManPig.
More serious than Chuck Norris who can piss through solid concrete as if it was snow.
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The image above is the crest of that guy who sells VERVE who might be responsible.
It could be worse. Scientolgists, "The suits" or Illuminati reps. could be after me.
In fact, at this point, getting "Help" from cult leaders sounds VERY appealing.
My credit is still unscarred and I will move ANYWHERE.

My mom is moving away from Redmond,Oregon and she is going to leave me stranded here with no basement in a few weeks.

I need a job and a home. I REFUSE to sell drugs, kill, suck cock, get pooper'd or panhandle to get these things.
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>> Anonymous
What's up with the subhuman filth plaguing /trv/ asking for fucking places to stay? You obviously fail at life, and would bring fail into anyone's life who is stupid enough to let you.
>> Anonymous
Sure, I'll let a guy who thinks he's being hunted by a group of people stay at my house.
>> BoringApathy
Im NOT ASKING to stay with you. I'm only asking for advice.

You can Go and fuck yourselF!

Im REALLY STRESSED and you are NOT helping.
>> Anonymous
Cool story bro. But, if this were real, don't you Yanks have one of those shelters for homeless people run by charity? You can crash into one of those and start looking for jobs at an employment center, you dumbfuck. Go to a church, mosque, synagogue, temple, whatever if you're religious.
>> Anonymous
Read Bukowski.

Also reported.
>> Anonymous
Um. Go to your local welfare office and apply for everything under the sun. Food Stamps, cash benefits, emergency shelter(yes you might have to live in a homeless shelter but its a roof over your head).