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zak broman !3GqYIJ3Obs
dear /trv/ and /canadians/,

i'm a non-obnoxious american visiting st. catherine street in montreal this weekend. i'll be celebrating my birthday; turning 20.

my friends would like to say i'm slightly hipster. i'll be mostly drinking and checking out weird shit. any tips / places i should visit? i'm looking for more of an alternative crowd.

pic related.
>> Anonymous
how much money do you have with you?
>> zak broman !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>37374
sorry, forgot to mention i'll be bringing around $300. i'm not looking to shop; just to drink and eat.
>> Anonymous
>non-obnoxious american
They'll still think you're obnoxious as soon as you open your mouth. They hate your accent and your language.
>> Anonymous
>>37381

Not true.
>> Anonymous
>>37384
French-speaking people are the most anal about languages, especially their own. You're going to get spit in your face if you even try to speak anything but flawless Quebecois French.
Summary: Learn to accept that you're an American tourist and no matter how hard you try you're going to be treated like one.
>> Anonymous
>>37386
who gives a shit about french canadians? fuck them.
>> Anonymous
>>37387

Oh hai, I herd you liek electricity?

OP: If you don't know french then gtfo my montreal, or don't even bother. If you can't speak it at all, just give up. It's not worth playing a charade, because if you start speaking french they won't let go.

You'll get service in english I guess. Don't worry about it.

Visit Schwartz's if you're a real man.
>> Anonymous
>>37390


What are you talking about? Migger...

I've been to montreal 10 fucking times

They speak english too - No one gives a fucking

ALSO IT'S A DRUG HEAVEN! Too many fuckers smoking weed and all sorts of shit in the streets

EVEN THE ICE CREAM TRUCKS SELL IT!

Gtfo - enjoy your drugs

Don't worry - Plenty speak english there

IT'S CANADA ASSCLOWN - ENGLISH
>> Anonymous
>IT'S CANADA ASSCLOWN - ENGLISH
Quebec != the rest of Canada
>> Anonymous
>>37411
Alberta fag here, totaly moving to montreal next year :D
>> Anonymous
Montreal is the best fucking place ever! their nightlife is probably the best one you will ever experience

if you dont speak french, dont leave downtown, also you are still an american so everyone will always hate you no matter how hard you try to be nice
>> Anonymous
I went to Montreal and spoke nothing but English the entire time. Sure, I felt left out of the 'cool French kids' club, but no one gave me sub-par service along the way. I've found Canadians (Quebecois included) to be very friendly, open, and pragmatic if you approach them in the same manner.

I would agree with the advice that you not attempt to converse in French unless you can really back it up. Once you open the floodgates, there's no turning back. Though if you get into a conversation in English, it's very easy to throw in a few French words or expressions if you know them.
>> Anonymous
>>37443
Being a Quebecois, if I see an american can hold a discution in french, i'd be impressed. But since my level of english is way superior of most americans in french, i'd prefer a discution in english. Don't worry, even if it's french here, we can speak english.
>> Anonymous
Go to club Supersexe and make sure you tell them it's your birthday
>> Anonymous
>>37458
You say this as though there's another reason to go to St. Catharines St for your b-day.
>> Anonymous
>non-obnoxious
>american

pick one
>> Anonymous
French Canadians are complete faggots.

Really, most of them are gay, so don't be surprised if you get offers from those godless fucks.
>> Anonymous
>>37458
lol
>> Anonymous
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>>37486
don't be a fag and stoop to their level.
>> Anonymous
>/canadians/

What?
I'm not even sure what kind of fail this is.

All of you idiots need to go back to /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>37540
sorry, couldn't resist
>> Anonymous
There's tons of weed so don't resort to buying shit from the first 5 homeless fuckers offering you some on St. Catharines. Get some off of a less shady looking dude.

Everyone knows about Poutine, so eat some of that shit. What's not so well known is the Hot Hamburger: it's a burger pretty much bathed in gravy, so try that too.

Beers to get: Boreale (apparently gives you bad hangovers), Cheval Blanc/Rousse, Unibroue, etc. There's a shitload of Quebec beers so don't resort to drinking Bud like a fucktard.
>> Anonymous
>>37553
>less shady looking dude
enjoy your v&
>> Anonymous
>>american
We love Americans.

>>hipster
Hipsters of ANY nationality are cause enough for RAGE