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Sex in the glorious worker's paradise of North Korea Anonymous
Sup /trv/.
I will make this short.

I want to get laid. I know the situation in North Korea is very bad and people there are literally starving to death on the streets. I also know North Korean girls are very hot and AIDS-free.

Could I go to North Korea and get laid in exchange for giving them food? Will government minders be around me at all times, or will they give me the chance to wander on my own to get some delicious communist sex?

Is there a way to get a hot North Korean girl out of her country by bribing officials?

Please help me in my adventure, /trv/. My aim is both to help a desperate people and improve my own love life at the same time.
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you can go, but yes, people will follow you around, and no you cant get people out of the country
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The minder will be with you. North Koreans are explicitly ordered not to fraternise with foreigners. If you're American then you probably won't even get in; Americans are used as a scapegoat in every avenue of DPRK's society. They believe that Americans are actively oppressing their country. Visitors are not permitted to go anywhere far from their entourage. No North Korean girl would touch a filthy Imperialist swine. They think the food shortage is caused by Western oppression. Sex is rare in North Korea with married couples having sex only a few times a year.

Good luck.
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you'll have 2 guides who will be with you whenever you leave your hotel, they will prevent you from speaking to the locals
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if you're nice with your guide you can get a prostitute

but that's all