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Anonymous
im in paris.
what should i do?
pic related
>> Anonymous
Buy a decent camera.
>> Anonymous
lean back
>> Anonymous
OP here.
not my camera, someone else's
>> Anonymous
Grab a stick and tell them you're invading and France will be yours.
>> Anonymous
Bump for a serious answer.
>> Anonymous
Bump for go fuck yourself.
>> Anonymous
Alright, serious answer here.
Go to some art museums (Louvre, Beaubourg, Musee d'Orsay are the big well known ones)
Go see l'arc du triumph or the obelisk or something,
its a huge city, with TONS to do. Get out there.
>> Anonymous
get a train to a better city
>> Anonymous
Don't go to the Eiffel Tower

Waste of time
>> Anonymous
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>>54915
in case you are weaboo
visit one of europes first, and still best anime/manga shops.

TONKAM
29 RUE KELLER
75011 PARIS
FRANCE
>> Anonymous
Lol eiffel tower is blue now
>> Anonymous
>>54937
Fuck yes they have tons of shit including untranslated.
>> Anonymous
how often do they change the lights on the Eiffel tower? I was there in January and it was very different.
Also, go to the Louvre.
>> Anonymous
>>54928

Seconded Musee d'Orsay. Unless you like crowds and shitty japanese tourists, don't go to the Louvre. It's the biggest shitstorm in France.

Also, when I was there, the tour d'effiel sparkled with yellow star looking lights every hour on the hour for two minutes starting when it got dark. It was amazing to watch, but being in the tower when it did that sucked. The lights were fucking blinding, and I was up on the top deck.
>> Anonymous
They have some kind of musuem about the sewer near the eiffel tower that's actualyl really coold.
>> Anonymous
Theres an awesome free tour group there somewhere, theyre called New Europe and wear red tshirts so theyre easy to spot, google them, their tours are done by cool young people and theyre often hilarious and you get to meet a load of other young travellers too.
>> Anonymous
>>55006
cool story bro

enjoy your tour guide job and shit t-shirt
>> Anonymous
Eat Cheese.
>> Anonymous
>>55006
Sounds Religious.....


I SMELL CHRISTIANS AFOOT!!!
>> Anonymous
>>55024
Christians need to die. Why don't we send them all to France and nuke the motherfuckers?
>> Anonymous
>>55030
Keep your shitty zealots on your side of the Atlantic, I prefer France over America any time.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your most boring city in the world with no happy people either.
>> Anonymous
seems /trv/ has to read up on Paris more
the first thing i think of is anything that has to do with the arts, including literature, music, etc etc

visit the Beat Hotel (on Rue Git le Coeur, LatinQuarter)
visit Hemingway's flat
visit the Musee D'Orsay (thirded)
visit the Parc Monceau and Buttes Chaumont
visit Montmartre in general

most importantly wander the city
forget about sightseeing really.
just wander. Paris is the perfect city to just wander.
You're bound to see many things of interest.
>> Anonymous
>>55051

Don't go to Montmartre if you're a fatass and can't handle steep hills. There was this fat chick in our group and she bitched the entire way up.
>> Anonymous
>>55049
My experience is exactly the opposite. But i do have some social skills unlike most people here.
>> Anonymous
>>55139

Which you have failed to demonstrate with your snotty little post
>> Anonymous
Are you aware that you're sitting 10 meters away from the place where hitler was photographed?!!!

Hitler dude! HITLER!!!
>> Anonymous
Take the RER C line westwards to Versailles, and see the palace and the park..
>> Anonymous
>>55145
Do this. Fucking awesome.
>> Anonymous
yeah versailles castle is incredible :D (frenchfag speaking)
>> Anonymous
Grow a head more in proportion to your limbs.
>> Anonymous
>>55190
QFT.
>> Anonymous
Why don't you see the Cimetière Père Lachaise? It's a huge cemetery which is located on a hill within the city but is nevertheless a huge, quiet place that feels like a wood. Apart from the general experience, you can also visit graves of famous people like Oscar Wilde, Jim Morrison or Edith Piaf.
>> Anonymous
>>55157
>>55241
seconded.

buy some cheese, bread and cheap red wine. go sit in a park and watch old dudes play petanque while enjoying a good book

If you're into jazz, check out this really neat jazz club called "le caveau des oubliettes"

french food! (don't eat at mcdonalds) get away from the tourist spots for better prices/non-shitty food. Have some crepes. french breakfast!

the pantheon is pretty neat. Go see the Marmottan-Monet museum and the Musée d'Orsay.

Walk around and keep your eyes open.
>> Anonymous
Go to Jardin des Tuileries and Chateau de Vincennes!these places are awesome,dear sir.
>> Anonymous
>>55144
dude, your fucking right.

OP MOVE TO YOUR RIGHT A BIT MORE... IT'S FUCKING HITLER FOR FUCK SAKE
>> Anonymous
>>55144
>>55567
it's true :D
http://history1900s.about.com/library/holocaust/blhitler38.htm
>> Anonymous
go to 75 rue de rochechouart in the 9th arrondisement (above a kebab shop) and say "wow, last year anon stayed in an apartment on the second floor"