/trv/, I got on the wrong fucking train today. A journey from Rochester to Sole Street should take no longer than 10 minutes but I got on the fast train to London Victoria and ended up at Bromley South having to go all the way back. 1 hour and 15 fucking minutes of my life wasted! The £20 fine was the icing on one shitty tasting cake. Ticket inspectors can be heartless cunts, I really appreciate it when I get a nice one.
Some of them are pushovers who'll give you a free ride in you subtly hint that you're on heroin
Well sure, I guess that's an effective method if you lack dignity.