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Anonymous
Moving to Canada.

I'm an 18 year old male living in the US. I graduated with a 3.5 GPA and 1850 SAT score.

I was at a party some nights ago. I was conversing with an old friend over some Coors when the more obnoxious guests returned from a smoke break. They began discussing politics. One of the more corpulent female Republicans slid across the dining table to high five a fellow rotund McCain cheerleader, knocking over several drinks situated there. We sat in silent awe watching this tragedy unfold. The sheer mass of fat, every single protuding wrinkle, seemed to jiggle when their hands collided with an exclamation of "Fuck yes, Mccain!" Time slowed as a crawl as a fear of mine became ever more clarified: the United States is fucked, regardless who wins the election, and I must escape.

I have a car and approximately $10 grand which must be allocated for education. I've been looking at the University of Toronto, but I'm unsure of my prospects. I'd prefer to work with technology, but I know I will have to start with an entry level occupation to sustain myself during university. Advice, Anonymous?
>> Anonymous
BECOME A LUMBERJACK

But seriously, you should look into applying for a students' loan. They might be surprisingly generous compared to the US (or so I was told). It's not unusual to see someone from outside Canada at the university, though usually they're from farther away than the US.
>> Anonymous
tl;dr : hes running frum war
>> sage sage
We don't want you and your shitty grades here. The government won't give you shit. Children will spit on you on the street and give you the evil eye.

Give up, and go work at the pork processing plant in Bumblefuck, Kentucky.

Enjoy your United States of Fail.
>> Anonymous
>>51679
hehehe

watch out, that canadian is acting tuff!

lawl.
>> Anonymous
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>>51679
>> Anonymous
Although they have a good university, Toronto is known as the asshole of Canada. Dirtiest city. Vancouver is much nicer, and not much more expensive if you know what you're doing. You'd be competing with the Chinese in school though. That's not easy. Fees for international students are inconceivably high.

You won't be starting university in the fall. It's way too late to apply now. Anyways, when the USA fucks up, do you think we'll be any safer next door in Canada?
>> Anonymous
>>51679
Not everyone in Canada is 14 and goes on 4chan.