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I'm thinking of traveling to the Roman Empire. At what time period should I go?
>> Anonymous
>>45926
At the decline. The dollar is stronger.
>> Anonymous
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From Sulla to Death of Ceasar.
>> Robus Tullus 4Channus
2nd Punic War. You get to see the women of Rome lamenting. A lot.
>> Anonymous
>>45957
I would say the ascent of Augustus Caesar is a must-see too.

>>45970
Carthage is waay better to visit then. Though you must be careful - if you go at the third Punic war Romans won't care if you're a tourist or not, you'll end up getting your ass genocided.
>> Anonymous
Avoid Ostia. Frequent fires and the occasional pirate raid.
>> Anonymous
How easy are Roman gals? Should I just get a Gaulish whore?
>> Anonymous
>>46018

Personally I go for barbarian women. 90% of them are brown baggers but demons in the sack.
>> Anonymous
Go old-skool and visit the tarquin kings
those motherfuckers were hardcore
>> Anonymous
How well could an English-speaker get around in Ancient Rome. I mean, even if English doesn't exist yet...
>> Anonymous
moar liek, how could a Latin speaker get around, seeing as we are seldom taught to actually speak Latin.
>> Anonymous
Well I think you'd pick it up quickly.

I've done two years latin and my vowels aren't quite right, but it's better than church latin.
>> Anonymous
Try go to Gaul by about the fourth century after Christ and enjoy your germanic tribes!
>> Anonymous
oh when you're there, try to get an autograph from Socrates. Thanks.
>> Anonymous
Probably around the time of Marcus Aurelius, he was so cool.
>> Anonymous
>>45926
Andatevene tutti a fare in culo, inglesi di merda.
>> Anonymous
>>46158

nobody is this stupid....
>> Anonymous
go when the baths were in vogue for great luxury. Also, if you want to be safe, try aiming for the Pax Romana period. Just a warning: walking and sailing/rowing ship travel are the major ways of getting around the Empire, so it may take several days going from one point to another.
>> Anonymous
hi... Jesus's speeches are off limits to time tourists... just in case u were wondering.
>> Anonymous
>>46753
Gudzoontite.
>> Anonymous
NEMO ME IMPVNE LACESSIT! QVID RIDES?
>> Anonymous
>>46764
Are you sure? I didn't bother checking that out, but I did see his conception. Oh "virgin" Mary you little Hebrew slut...
>> Anonymous
just before the end, if your looking for chicks that is, bitches have newer been easier, as long a you have some dough.
remeber to try out one of the "modern theater" plays, they will blow your mind
>> Anonymous
Trajan.
Maybe Marcus Aurelius.

Caligula if you want to get 'busy'