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Hey /trv/ my girlfriend has given me a task...

"I want to go to an island. a small one. and it has to be reeeeally pretty and can't be fake. but only one! find the best one everrrrr so we can go sometime!"

and I haven't a clue where to go. Which ones are nice and fairly inexpensive?
>> Anonymous
Your gf sounds like a fucking retard, anon. I hope the sex is worth it.
>> Anonymous
>>21993
A retard or a 12 year old. I wouldn't put that past anon...
>> Anonymous
isla contadora off the coast of panama
>> Anonymous
Hmm I should have known better than to ask anon for help.
>> Anonymous
>>22002
I'll go look into that. Thanks for not being a total monster anon.
>> Anonymous
San Andres. It's a Colombian island in the Caribbean, and a shit ton of people speak English.
>> Anonymous
>>22005
I'll look into that too.
>> Anonymous
ill suggest some more accessible ones in case you are not SO full of cash money (and assuming you live in NA.

Catalina Island- a resortish type island about an hour by ferry from Los Angeles that has some beautiful gardens, scuba, restaurants, all the romantic stuff.

Channel islands-just north of Catalina island is a recent national park addition and has some of the best untouched wilderness in the US.

Martinique- French Island in the Caribbean that has some of the most stunning mountains of any island in the area, friendly people and you don't get as many college students during springbreak as elsewhere.
Key west- can be busy but has a little bit of everything including Hemingway's house and gays in Key West.
Hawaii- it may be expensive and crowded, but if you quickly book it to another island you will notice fewer and fewer tourists. I especially suggest suggest Molkai and Kauai which typically see the least amount of tourists.
There are plenty of popular places that you can still take your chick that you can minimize the shitty sandals resort feel. Id suggest picking up a Frommers, or Rough Guide that are typically for backpackers and/or savvy tourists that are looking for something beyond the getaway.
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>>22012
>Catalina Island
>> Anonymous
>>22012
Awesome. Thanks anon. Yeah we live in the US so the stupid weak dollar is annoying so we're on a budget.
>> Anonymous
>>22012
>Molkai
Enjoy your leprosy.
>> Anonymous
bozcaada durr hurrr
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>Kauai
Enjoy your velociraptors
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>> Anonymous
Saipan
>> Anonymous
Isla Sorna.


lol
>> Anonymous
I own an island, off the coast of Cost Rica. I leased it from the government and I've spent the last five years setting up a kind of biological preserve, really spectacular, spared no expense.
>> Anonymous
Isla Margarita in Venezuela
>> Anonymous
>>22212
Go back to bed, Hammond.
>> Anonymous
nippon
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take her to Hans Island
>> Anonymous
Singapore

It's an island, a small one.
It's a developed country, so it probably has a few "pretty" tourist attractions, and they aren't fake.