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Tenerife - Fañabe Anonymous
So, on August of this summer I'm going to Tenerife (more precisly Fañabe) for the first time.
Anyone has been there before? Any recomendations of places where to go? (beside bech of course)

pic related, is the beach somewhere in Fañabe
>> Anonymous
Fucking horrible place.

Go to Aqua Land if you wanna catch water aids. Take the bus up to the volcano if you wanna be scared shitless by crazy drivers on narrow mountain roads without railings. Discos and pubs turn into brothels around midnight. Don't forget the coal pills unless you wanna shit water for the rest of your visit.
>> Anonymous
>>30461
fuck, you are scaring me lol
maybe I'll just stick to the hotel and the beach xD
>> Anonymous
>>30476
Well hey man, if you wanna get drunk, get a nice tan and maybe fuck some skank, you're gonna love the place. It's not really my cup of tea though.
>> Anonymous
go to this big ass zoo. FUCK YEAH PENGUINS! in a real polar surrounding.
>> Anonymous
>>30489
>>30489
sounds nice, is it in Fañabe?
>> Anonymous
>>30583
I forget the town, but it was in the north. The island isn't that big, you can go there for a day trip, even if you're in the south. Just don't travel during rush hours. highways are fucking blocked.