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What do I need to know about Israel?
>> Anonymous
>>71774
If you have a beard and a tan, they'll run you out of town. Because they're horrible, horrible people.
>> Anonymous
They're the oldest state on the planet and when they arrived there it was a case of terra nullius!
>> Anonymous
>>71788
Except that the land they came out of, Egypt, existed before them lol.
>> Anonymous
>>71774
they won't except you unless you cut off half of your knob
>> Anonymous
>>71788
yeah 50~ years old sure is ancient.
>> Anonymous
Any reason to visit Tel Aviv at all if you're not religious or jewish in any way?
>> Anonymous
Are the women hot/put out? Any nightlife?
I am brown and American.
>> Anonymous
>>71810
Tel-Aviv is mostly a secular city and it has no religious value for Jews, Muslims or christians for the matter since its hardly a hundred years old. You must be mistaking it with Jerusalem. It has a few skyscrapers and a nice beach, not much to do there though.
>>71815
Not to sure about the hot part but if your a foreigner you wouldn't have a problem with getting laid if you say go to a club.
>> Anonymous
I think I heard something somewhere about Tel Aviv being the "brothel capital of the world" and since 4chan is full of lonely horn dogs that are obsessed with sex tourism there's that...
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_passport#Countries_that_do_not_accept_Israeli_passports
>> Anonymous
Are Jews in Israel as obnoxious as the ones in New York and Jersey?
I have talked to some online and they seem alright, but the girls at my school are such weird ugly bitches with issues.
>> Anonymous
>>72098

Jewish settlers are the worst people on the face of the earth.
>> Amerifag
their big noses are ugly to!!!
>> Anonymous
>>72098

probably. and in much the same sense that all the cuntiest cubans there are will be found in florida.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, but those cunty Cubans are fucking hot.
I love Cuban women and they love me and the Miami Latinos have some hot bodies. Speaking of Jews they have overrun Miami too. The old bitchy Jews. Not much worse than them except for when they tell offensive stories. Then they are alright.
>> Amerifag
Come visit Israel and see natural wonders and a society whose culture extends back to biblical times. The peace and beauty and spiritual richness will make you want to stay.
Israel, a true Oasis in the wasteland.
>> Anonymous
Israel gave us Natalie Portman. For this we will forever be in their debt.
>> Anonymous
>>72315

right...
>> Amerifag
Natalie Portman is completely overrated. She has gone downhill since Leon: The Professional.
Even Pedobear agrees.
>> Amero
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US has warned against travels to Israel.
Madonna went to Israel. This is the type of person who wants to go there and look what happened to here. Someone sucked out her insides.
>> Anonymous
>>72345
Of course pedobear agrees. Pedobear dislikes any person over 8.
>> Anonymous
Moar Jews. Hate us and you still bump our tourism.
>> Anonymous
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fap fap fap
>> isreal any mouse
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Its full of JEWS!
>> Anonymous
>>71864

Countries that do not accept passports which contain Israeli stamps or visas
Iran[13]
Kuwait[14]
Lebanon[7]
Libya[15]
Saudi Arabia[16]
Sudan[17]
Syria[8]
Yemen[18]

i lold
>> Anonymous
>>73666

It really says a lot about Israel that all its neighbours take a unanimous attitude towards it.
>> Anonymous
>>73720

Israel is a diamond in the rough, with the rough being a crazy death-cult.
>> Anonymous
>>73724

Instead of adopting this arrogant, quasi-racist mindset, why not consider that when every single one of its neighbours says 'you're a shithouse neighbour', they might actually have a point. See, if it was just Syria or Palestine that refused to recognise your passports, it could be written off as butthurt/prejudice/anti-semitism/whatever, but in this case....
>> Anonymous
>>73729

Never been in Israel, have you.
>> Anonymous
>>73734

I generally haven't much time for aggressive apartheid states, no.
>> Anonymous
>>73736
Funny...
>> Anonymous
Why does the world hate Israel? It really is the whole world. They are either meh.. or they hate you. That is a pretty shitty government.
>> Anonymous
We hate everything that's not Jewish / gives us lots of monies.
>> Anonymous
ITT: jealous, jealous sandniggers being sassy online.

Say that to my face (cammel) fuckers, not online and see what happens.
>> Anonymous
>>73729
They dont have a point, they're just upset that the jews crushed their combined forces even though they attacked first.
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>> Anonymous
Why do Jews assume haters are sand niggers?
That's stupid racism as well.
Other white races hate them too. The Germans were white and most of Europe is White. I got plenty of Jew friends, but most of them have rebeled against their Jewish parents or first gemeration and their Jewish communities.
>> Anonymous
>>73766

I would, but my country'd reject my passport and I couldn't've returned home. :(
>> Anonymous
>>73766

Oh, wait, this is just another one of your sly Jew tricks, trying to lure me into Israel so I can never return. I should've seen it coming.
>> Anonymous
>>73743
Because everyone is anti-semitic.
>> Anonymous
Israel?

"They're the oldest state on the planet and when they arrived there it was a case of terra nullius!"

A: Sure they are. Terra Nullius - the people of Canaan anyone?

I doubt the land is an issue, though Israel has been a state for 60 years now. Arab countries should just get over it, it's over.

As for tourism in Israel, i haven't been there but you have to be mindful of not being allowed into other sand-infested countries inhabited by turban-wearers rather than skullcap wearers. Apparently there's not much to do there. Take a trip to Jordan while you're there.
>> Anonymous
>>73774

You're not reading properly. Let me illustrate it like this.

Nineteen workers ALL have broadly the same testimony about coworker no. 20, who steadfastly denies most or all of the charges.

OR:

The charges came from only three coworkers who have a track record of petty vindictiveness, and the other 16 coworkers support the accused worker, attest to his character, etc.

Israel really is in the first scenario.
>> Anonymous
I am an American. I cannot stand the way Israel manipulates us. They do not deserve tourist money.
I am sick of Jews bringing up the Holocause card. Plenty of other cultures are having genocide commited against them and it was Europe that put them in camps, yet they fight with sand people. Stupid Jews.

Plus, it's fucking dangerous.
>> Anonymous
>>76483

60 years isn't even a human lifetime and the Arabs are still at each others throats over slights 1000 years old.
>> Anonymous
>>72098
Israelis are obnoxious, loud, arrogant racists.

If you're one of those club going faggots, there are probably far better cities to check out than Tel-Aviv. Jerusalem is full of religious fanatics and more obnoxious Jews from America. The rest of Israel is extremely boring, more so than Tel-Aviv and Jerusalem.

Go there if you enjoy checkpoints, asshole security and opinionated Jews.

Also, Israelis: stick to your own shitty country and stop ruining others.
>> Anonymous
90% of of you Fahd never even set foot out of your moms dusty basement. I've been to Israel 4 times and I'm not biased at all. For starters, it is true isreslis can be extreamly pushy and obnoxious. These are usually the safardic Jews, they're the darkiea who are desendants of Ali baba and the rest of Iraq. Fuck them.All of the major cities are economically on par with most western countries, no gypsies, low crime, etc. People there are for the most part very friendly with tourists, and will help with directions, tips, etc
But wow the females. Even the safardic girls are gorgeous, and they just cNt get enough of americans. (yes, even you uglies have a chance to get laid)
I rate Israel 8/10. Would be higher if all the palestinians dropped dead .
>> Anonymous
>>77205
>I'm not biased at all.

Read the rest of your post retard. Also, work on your English before posting again.
>> Anonymous
>>77210
iPhone bump you english/Nazifag
>> Anonymous
It's not a real fucking country

Don't go there, don't suppor those jew fucks
>> Anonymous
>>77200
hahah, butthurt faggot underage b& is a butthurt faggot
>> Anonymous
>>77248
I can tell you're new to 4chan. You really shouldn't post and spout memes when it's only your first day here.

>>77240
This. It's barely a country, and they speak a pseudo-semitic language made in Europe (it's complete bullshit and sounds awful as well).
>> Anonymous
My Jewish friend told me other Jews suck. Oddly, his parents said the same and they are from New York.
>> Anonymous
>>77200
butthurt fag
>> Anonymous
I think Israel is a pretty cool guy
eh gets invaded by sandniggers and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> Anonymous
>>77323
You're a fucking idiot. The 'pseudo-Semitic language made in Europe' is YIDDISH. The language of Israel is HEBREW. You know, that shitty language that all of Abrahamic religion is based upon.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-bVIcRTwYg
>> Tammy-chan !!W4iTABR3Au8
Israel is a GREAT place to go, i served a year in the IDF, and it was awesome, but due to it being surrounded by so many hostile countries, if you have a beard or have ANY visible signs that could point you to being a Muslim (or signs that you could be violent), you'll be singled out on the street, i had to do it a few times and it aint pretty.

if your going in as a civ keep your papers with you at ALL TIMES! NO EXCEPTIONS! if you don't have ID papers on you they wont let you go back to your room to get it, you'll be held at gunpoint and thrown into the nearest prison until they KNOW its you. if you get in trouble for ANYTHING, its best to just relax and let them deal with it, English speakers tend to be treated a LOT better then those that don't and ill give you an example

i was at an airport working security (sometimes the IDF is called in if airports get pretty busy), and a few VERY tired and angry Africans got off a plane from south Africa, as soon as me and a few others approached them they started screaming bloody murder, since they didn't speak English we had to go full force on em.

a few weeks later they were sent back to SA at gunpoint. that day was awesome
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>> Anonymous
>>79276

/b/'s that way.
>> Tammy-chan !!W4iTABR3Au8
>>79276
Eh? whats wrong with that? im trying to help the OP
>> Anonymous
well, security issues are not that big problem. if you don't look like an arab (and don't give me that "I'm mexican, I have dark skin - I'll be mistaken" Israelis know the difference). regarding turist attractions, if your christian, obviously there'll be many religious oriented sites you'll like to see. otherwise, it's a mediterranian landscape with rather europian culture.

and stop that shit about "if all their neighbours hate them they got a point". it's like stating that if all radical islamists hate the US they have a point. if there's no real difference between each county neighbouring Israel, you can't use them as an argument.

and last but not least. Israeli women are hot. or more to the point, you'll find almost every type of women you find attractive in Israel, while keeping a common western culture :-)
>> Anonymous
well considering all radicals hate US for funding Isreal ...

Its good to be american or Russian when visting Israel , otherwise you spent hours at check pts everwhere .
And if your wise , dont awnser to the question"does anyone has weapons " with "yes my sexapel " . ends up with 7 hours of personal search of everyone present .
>> Tammy-chan !!W4iTABR3Au8
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>>79297
No shit sherlock, the IDF is full of bi women, the fact that i was Australian didnt help either
>> Anonymous
>>79433
The IDF makes them best. Girls who aren't anemic stick figures = hot.
>> Anonymous
theres lots of kikes in israel
>> Tammy-chan !!W4iTABR3Au8
>>79436
actually girls like that are either denied on the spot, or have to stuff their faces to get big, then work it off

they bitch and complain during the wrong thing, but at the end they realize it was for their own good.
>> Tammy-chan !!W4iTABR3Au8
>>79444
the anorexic twigs i mean, bleh
>> Anonymous
>>79070
You don't know anything about the Hebrew language if what I said didn't make sense to you.

Take some classes, or fuck off.
>> Anonymous
>>79275
I fucking hate you.

When will you stop posting and fuck off with that faggot marine already?
>> Anonymous
>>79297
>(and don't give me that "I'm mexican, I have dark skin - I'll be mistaken" Israelis know the difference)

No, they don't know the difference.

Learn to spell before you post again, retard.

Fuck, what's with all of the retarded Jews/Jew lovers?
>> Tammy-chan !!W4iTABR3Au8
>>79451
>>79450
>>79449

Someones cranky...
>> Anonymous
>>79453
Enjoyed being a mattress while in the IDF?
>> Tammy-chan !!W4iTABR3Au8
>>79459
and whats your problem sagebot? is /b/ bored and raiding the other boards again?
>> Anonymous
>>79463
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>> Tammy-chan !!W4iTABR3Au8
>>79464
Wow well done using google translator, fucking dumbass
>> Anonymous
>>79467
>???? ??? ??? ???"? ?? ?????
>> Anonymous
>>79471
?????? ???? ??????
>> Anonymous
Fuck Off Tammy Chan.
This is not your personal thread.
No one gives a shit about your opinion and this is 4chan we can fucking recognize trolls, but you are just using your sly Jew tricks and we recognize those too.
>> Anonymous
>>79453
>>79463
On a board where basically no one supports the state of Israel, no one really gives a shit that you served in the IDF for a year. People surely don't give a fuck that you used your status as a soldier to bully other travelers either. You may want to not post using a name or a tripcode, but that probably wouldn't remove the general yee haw and collective unconscious taint from your posts. It may be better to just GTFO.
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>> Anonymous
fail
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>> Anonymous
>>79297
>you'll find almost every type of women you find attractive in Israel, while keeping a common western culture

Can you show me an asian Jew then?

I have never seen a Japanese/Korean/Chinese-Israeli/jew
>> Anonymous
>>81085
Israel is located in the continent of Asia.
>> Anonymous
>>81085
They exist.

Obviously a lot are from marriages between Asians and Jews, but there are quite a few who have been practicing Judaism for a long time (Indian and Chinese Jews mostly).
>> Anonymous
>>81089
Forgot to add:

I'm not sure why you would be interested in one...you'll get the xenophobia and racism you normally have with Asians, and then the xenophobia and racism you have with Jews!
>> Anonymous
>>71774
its himeycapital
>> Anonymous
>>77205no gypsies

fucking sign me up
>> Anonymous
>>71774
It's a democracy built on stolen land where a lot of its citizens possess at least one assault rifle. So it's pretty much like the US.
>> Anonymous
any one know about asian (Korean/Japanese/Chinese) comunities that live in Israel?
>> Anonymous
>>81137
Learn to read posts.

Until then, no.
>> Anonymous
Hi there

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What does that mean ?
>> Anonymous
>>81135
a GIVEN land.

But a land given by the us and european country after ww2.
No wonder why their neighboors hate them. As they hate the people who gave them this land.
>> Anonymous
The time that the Zionists' propaganda machine made me truly rage was when there were reports of Israeli Australians declaring they'll go to Israel to join and IDF and help 'combat terrorism' (pre-emptively maul Beirut), but when Lebanese Australians responded thet they're off to the Hizballah to repel the invaders, the government goes NO WAY THAT'S TERRISM
>> Anonymous
>>81137
actually, i heard there are some jewish comunities in israel
>> Anonymous
>>81168

Good point.
>> Anonymous
Why are people acting like OP is a diplomat or politician?
>> Anonymous
>>81168
israel isn't muslim so they aren't terrorists dumbass
>> Alborz
>>81218
Lol'd hard.
>> Anonymous
>>81218
Nah, they're more like Nazi Germany. They use the Star of David instead of Swastikas. Sieg heil!
>> Anonymous
>>81135
cool story bro