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Hey, /trv/, I'm going to The Netherlands this October to visit a friend. She lives in Zuid-Holland in a city called Vlaardingen.. We're planning on going all over Europe since I'm staying for two weeks.

But for the most part, I just want to stick in Holland... except, I'm not interested in any urban areas like Amsterdamn..etc(even though you basically HAVE to go there). I want to see the more rural, boring, historic areas that all of the old people go to.

Problem is, I have no idea on where to start looking for places.. my friend doesn't really know either. So my question is, What are some good boring historic places to visit? (Or just any other good places in general)
>> Anonymous
if you go to amsterdam just do 2 days, by then you have seen enough unless u liek anne frank shit lame ass museums. booze and pot and sex is OK there. walking the red light district is a must.

zuid holland, rotterdam, den haag is alright...but boring. go to belgium if possible and france. you will find that holland is extremely small and confining. if you are into history/WWII...then you have lots of places to see such as pegasus bridge etc up in the northwest. holland is beautiful, everyone speaks english, and it is generally extremely clean and safe aside from parts of amsterdam. best bet is to ask the locals, bartenders especially, what they like to do. most likely you will find people who will invite you guys out with them. have fun am i rite
>> Anonymous
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I made this easy to understand map for you.

GREEN area is good if you want castles and ww2 war sites.
''FARMS'' is good if you want windmills, wooden shoos, etc.
RED is muslim territory.
YELLOW is Beverly hills, but with Euros, making it that much moar superior.
BROWN is close to civil war. Think Kosovo.
>> Anonymous
>>30379
Lol @ Belfailium.
Strange how we see lots of Dutchmen over here though. Like you don't have a shore of your own.
Anyway, the Netherlands have beautiful islands with no cars allowed. Go biking.
>> Anonymous
Rotterdam is the only city worth seeing. Leiden, Utrecht and Delft are nice villages to visit. Everything else is pretty much grass and new sub-urban shit. And Noord-Brabant and Limburg aren't really a part of Holland anyway.

Also; whatever the fuck you do, stay out of Noord-Holland.
>> Anonymous
>>30391
DON'T FEED THE TROLL AND/OR FEYENOORD SUPPORTER.
>> Anonymous
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>>30379

Added some boring rural places like the Keukenhof (see flower) and cheese markets (see the cheeses). Lots of old people go there. Also, windmills in Noord-Holland.

Also added Limburg, the awesomest Dutch province and its capital Mestreech.

Also added the Delta Works. Google it, muthafucka.

Then there's Brussels in Belgium, which is smelly and boring. Don't go there. Go to Leuven, it is much much much more awesome.
>> Anonymous
i was in rotterdam a few weeks ago when feeynoord won teh dutch cup. fucking city was besieged with cops and barricades sieg heil

besides that, rotterdam is so fucking boring
>> Anonymous
Go to Maastricht.
>> Anonymous
>>30438

Forgot to say it's the oldest city in the Netherlands, Nijmegen say they are but they are lying nazi's.
>> Anonymous
>>30416
We need more maps like this for other countries. Saves the Lonely Planet guide :)
>> Anonymous
>>30416
whats in leuven?
>> Anonymous
>>30563

Lots of students: therefore parties. A beautiful central square with a beautiful town hall. A nice city center with cute restaurants and stuff. But most of all: it's just not the typical smelly Belgian stinkhole.
>> That Ayn Rand Fag !VvKTKXoMb.
>>30563
Some decent bars...
>> Anonymous
nice choise to visit vlaardingen. i live in schiedam.
>> Anonymous
>>30609
nederfag.
>> Anonymous
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dutchfags are CRAZY
>> Anonymous
maastricht is a pretty nice place,

you can go also on a day trip to aachen in germany which has a huge cathedral and is where charlemagne was crowned
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>>30664
O SHI- ITS A LION POWERD CENTIPEDE, GET IN A ZORD!
>> Anonymous
go to maastricht for smocking some weed
rotterdam to see their godamn bridge
rotterdam for their hardcore raves
rotterdam HOOLIGANS
zeeland for diving

don't forget your bike, and i hope your muslim or you gonna have some problem over there
>> Anonymous
>>30684
>and i hope your muslim or you gonna have some problem over there

wat?
>> Anonymous
>>30685
Didn't you get the memo? Europe is islamic now, enjoy your fatwa.
>> Anonymous
bump for bitterballs
>> Anonymous
>>30391
>>Leiden, Delft
>>villages

Cities really. Size doesn't matter for being a city or not in the Netherlands, it is historically defined. Even if you ignore the fact that these are cities by right, you would call them at least "towns" in American English, they are not that small.
>> Anonymous
>>30277
Fails for being illegible.

>>30379
>>30416
Fail for being lame. (tip, visit the Northern provinces and their older cities for a different view of the country)
>> Anonymous
>OK HERE!

>CHECK THIS OUT GUISE

http://rancid.outwar.com/page/80072
>> Anonymous
go to amsterdam
smoke weed
???
profit !
>> Anonymous
is there anything the sandniggers don't fuck up. The Netherlands was such a great country with their liberal policies. The f'n sandniggers came here just like the mexicans came running into the usa. Now everyone f'n hates them and are voting Christian Democrats and netherlands is becoming a bit more right wing. Hopefully this doesn't last too long and all the f'n sandniggers leave or get thrown into ovens at least.
>> Anonymous
>>31466
Try to hide your Amerifaggotry better next time.
>> Anonymous
>>31469

The truth hurts, huh you sandnigger. Nobody likes you in any of the civilized countries (usa, western europe, japan). do humanity a favor and get rid of yourselves.
>> Anonymous
>>31466

Basically, what you're saying is that sandniggers are to blame for the Dutch making their country worse. You suck at logic.
>> Anonymous
>OP HERE
>CHECK THIS OUT GUISE

http://rancid.outwar.com/page/2391
>> Anonymous
>>31474

The dutch didn't make their own country worse. Everything was going pretty well but the sandniggers came and started taking advantage of everything while giving nothing back in return. Learn to read.

then again, logic was never a strong point of sandniggers considering their religious beliefs and culture.
>> Anonymous
>>31478

Way to generalise, faggot. First of all it wasn't going all that great before they came (WWII anyone?)

Secondly, most of them do have jobs. They do dirty jobs the Dutch aren't willing to do for themselves.

And gave nothing back? I, for one, enjoy my kebab and the Turkish grocery shop across the street.

So no, it's not like Holland was heaven on earth and then the bad foreigners came to fuck it all up. People have been saying things like this forever. Case in point: the Irish and Italian immigrants in the US.

So chill out, smoke some weed and stop getting all riled up over all this.
>> Anonymous
When I was in Amesterdam there were almost no sandniggers. Lots of blacks and azns, but almost no sandniggers compared to them.

What the fuck are you complaining about you racist scum?
>> Anonymous
The Dutch are an ugly, depressing people.
>> Anonymous
>>31582

Whoops no, that's Belgium.
>> Anonymous
>>31580
the sandniggers being talked about here are moroccan. they are ethnically distinct cf. middle eastern sandniggers

and they're inbred
>> Anonymous
>>31580
Really depends on what parts of Amsterdam. You wont see them in tourist hotspots.

On topic. You can visit every city you want. Fags that say there full of fail are our Dutch rednecks. And you should also check out the northen islands.
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>>30209

What about the drugsrunners? >:)

Pic vaguely related
>> Anonymous
>>31472
As soon as you mentioned Japan your argument became moot. WEEABOO WEEABOO
>> Anonymous
As other people have said before you should definately visit Maastricht (Mestreech) in the Limburg province.

Also skip belgium and go to Germany instead.
Berlin (ofcourse) and Frankfurt are nice.
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ROTTERDAM!!!!!!
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>>31626
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.