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Anonymous
i want to go to afriker


need tips
>> Anonymous
What's the history behind the name of Chad? and if you have 10,000 dollars go down to South Africa and seek a helicopter license it seems handy.
>> Anonymous
Chad Warden lives there biotch.
>> Anonymous
Make sure you get vaccinated and take a mercenary group with you. Other than that, enjoy your aids :)
>> Anonymous
Seychelles (if you have the money for the trip)
>> Anonymous
>>35588
It comes from Lake Chad, where "chad" is a local word meaning "lake."
>> Anonymous
Don't go to africa, seriously it's shit. I lived there. take a hundred dollars worth of laxative and then used a 100$ bill to wipe up the mess, and you'll perfectly simulate the sight and smell of africa.
>> Anonymous
>>35789
>take a hundred dollars worth of laxative and then used a 100$ bill to wipe up the mess, and you'll perfectly simulate the sight and smell of africa.
Wow... that's harsh.
>> Anonymous
Choose a country where you're least likely to be mugged : Reunion (it's an island and maybe too developped for your tastes though), Djibouti (small though) or Senegal (the poorest of the three but still ok).
Don't listen to people who say South Africa, some parts are well devellopped but most are still dirt poor and crime is rife particularly violent.
>> Anonymous
yeah south Africa was actually pretty dangerous if you stray into the townships. I was fine traveling in Madagascar, Morocco, Egypt, and Libya. However in north Africa there are occasional terrorist attacks. I was in Casablanca in 2007 when a bomb went off near the hotel I was staying in. Probably more than a mile off but that was too close for me.
>> Anonymous
i was born and raised there. dont go. not cause it sucks (its great), but who needs a bunch of US/euro/whatever faggots hanging out and playing neo-colonial overlord?

if you want to go and be a pussy, go to south africa. since everyone there is a pussy anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>35943
Neo-Colonial? No, we tried that. You're welcome to your festering warlord ridden shithole. There's a goddamned reason foreign companies have trouble investing in Africa, It's angry little shits like you, blowing up pipelines in the name of allah/local warlord/wimminz. Besides, the Chinese are going to eventually move in on you anyway, if only for the oil.
>> Anonymous
>>35946

truly spoken like somebody who's never left the US (except to hit europe and the typical college circuit countries)

also, good call on china encroaching on africa! cuz it definitely isnt threatening the entire world, right? with it's stranglehold on gas consumption and subsidized prices? that'd just be ridiculous to assume.

YOU FAIL
>> Anonymous
>>35946

lol why do you think all of africa is sudan?
>> Anonymous
>>35975
Name one single African country where it's safe to drink tap water or take the bus.
>> Anonymous
is this the same OP who posted in /k/ yesterday about wanting to drive across the entire country in a 4x4 armed to the teeth, all in the name of 'adventure'?
>> Anonymous
>>36043

I meant to say the entire continent, not country. from north tip to south tip.

there was lulz.
>> Anonymous
>>36017
Reunion
>> Anonymous
>>35587
Don't go there
>> Anonymous
How about Egypt you racist fuck? water and bus travel are safe
>> Anonymous
In all honesty Africa is pretty awesome. Most of the people here are just faggot pussies whose idea of traveling is "hurr durr I'm gonna go to Europe and hit up some pubs" they can't appreciate anything remotely different or interesting, like a land where insane shit is happening all over the place.
>> Anonymous
>>36096
agreed people are ignorant about how awesome traveling in Africa is if you arent a pansy afraid of your own shadow.
>> Anonymous
>>36096
>Pretentious white fag who thinks he's edgy because he went to Tunisia.