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The Swiss government is paying me $2000+ to go take summer classes over there. Apparently they want to expose their students to Amerikkkans...yeah, I don't get it ether.

So I hear Swiss chicks are really hot and really desperate because Swiss men are ugly. If true then I need to find out what's a good Swiss beer and figure out how to say "I'm a famous American photographer. Would you like to pose nude for me?" in French and German.
>> Anonymous
Swissfag here.

Unfortunately most girls here are stuck up, prudish emo skanks that will not put out under any circumstances because of their repressed sexualities.

I`m sorry.

Good swiss beers: Feldschlösschen, Cardinal, Felsenau.
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>>26411
"Ich bin ein berühmter schwuler amerikanischer Fotograf. Würdest du für mich nackt posieren?"

Also, everybody knows that Swiss girls are little Nazisbitches who only date Swiss guys. Cross the Border either to Germany or Austria for better beer and bitches.
>> Anonymous
>Apparently they want to expose their students to Amerikkkans...yeah, I don't get it ether.
The Bale zoo is being expanded, particularly the monkey area. You'll just be put in a cage and do "American things" while children enjoy the show.

>I don't get it ether.
Spelled "either", and the Swiss know it, so they'll teach you your own language. I'm sure you'll be a blast with the kids. You may even be more popular than Coco the gorilla; they'll throw you peanuts for your pains because "you look almost human".
>> Anonymous
Ask them If they have any Nazigold and jewish capital from WWII still
>> Anonymous
Je suis un photographe américain connu. Voulez vous poser nue pour moi?
>> Anonymous
I'd skip the "American" part if I were you, in all of Europe these days. Pretend you're a Canadian.
>> Anonymous
>>26420
You'd have to be sick in the head or worse.. a man, in order to like beer. Srsly, bitter piss-like beverage? What's to like?
>> Anonymous
>>26447

European countries have REAL beer. American beer is like making love on a beach : fucking close to water.
>> Anonymous
>>26456
Disregarding microbrews, Sam Adams is a mainstream, relatively cheap, quality beer that can be found anywhere in the US.
>> Anonymous
Switzerland has really awesome gun laws.
Be sure to go to one of their gun ranges and rent a FULL AUTO Sig assault rifle.
>> Anonymous
...except you own automatic weapons in the U.S. depending on what state your in. You don't need to go to Swissfagland.
>> Anonymous
>>26462
Wrong, you can't own full autos unless you pay 3000 dollars to the BATF in order to receive your Class. You're thinking of Semi Autos. Lurk /k/ moar.
>> Anonymous
>>26464
Class 3*
>> OP Anonymous
>>26417Good swiss beers: Feldschlösschen, Cardinal, Felsenau.
It seems like it's going to be difficult to translate what I know about local beer...Like I love a strong Pale Ale. Just doing a quick google tells me I should be looking for a "Altbier". Is that right?
>> Anonymous
I'm living in Geneva and I can tell you, here you get girls from all around the world, so you won't be disappointed.
>> OP Anonymous
>>26420Cross the Border either to Germany or Austria for better beer and bitches.
I'm planning on it. They are giving us free run of all trains, boats, and buses for a month!
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>>26447
...are you some kind of wine drinking nancy boy?

Don't turn your nose up at all beer just because the only beer you've tried is the Bud Light that you stole from your dad's fridge. Go to the store and buy a case of my new favorite, Stone Ruination IPA. As the bottle says, it's "a liquid poem to the glory of the hop!"

Oh great, now I'm thirsty and it's only 8am.
>> OP Anonymous
>>26474
I'll be staying near Geneva in Lausanne.
>> Anonymous
even if Swiss men are ugly by European standards, they're probably still hotter than American men
>> Anonymous
> "I'd skip the "American" part if I were you, in all of Europe these days. Pretend you're a Canadian."

Agreed.
>> Anonymous
I was in Switzerland for a week last year, and mullets were in style. Is that still the case?
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>>26488they're probably still hotter than American men
No woman can resist a man in a kilt ;)