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Dear /trv/,

I'm Finnfag going to Germany tomorrow. Basically my dad went: "Son, we haven't done anything for a while. Let's go to Berlin!" All the tickets etc were taken care of a few weeks ago, but we just realised we've get next to no plans of what to do when we get there.

Is there a kind German Anonymous online who could give me a few tips? We'll be there from Thursday evening to Sunday morning.

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>> Anonymous
Germany? I don't think that's a good idea, what with all the Nazis.
>> Anonymous
>>17160

I guess Fins count as nordic race, so it should be ok.
>> Anonymous
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Check out Berlin wall remains, check out Checkpoint Charlie, go to the Reichsta- oops, I mean Bundestag (That's our Parliament lulz) and check out the park. Try out our new jewish memorial with all those black blocks. There is also that one tower, I forgot the name, a WWII plane museum, and check out the thing with 4 pillars and the chariot on top. GOD DAMNIT I FORGOT THE NAME D:
But you'll know what I mean... The obelisk is on the same road with an obligatory T-34 tank somewhere along it as well. Enjoy!
>> Anonymous
Germany is full of turks (who are Arabs) so you better watch out for suicide bombers.
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>>17158
Don't go there. Berlin is infested with arrogant idiots, Turks and Punks. It stinks, it's loud and people are fucking cocky. It has lost all it's glory in the last few years.
>> Anonymous
>>17175
Seconded. I was there last week. There is no customer service, except in a tiny little place called Cafe Einstein. I didn't see any Arabs, but loads of Turks who had opened kebab shops. It just looks like a theme park really.
>> Anonymous
>>17158

Was never there but if you happen to travel to Frankfurt make another thread and ye shall receive the best advice ever, maybe a guided tour as well if you like.
>> Anonymous
>>17162

Technically we Finns are very different from Germans and Scandinavians in a racial sense, but the nazis still counted us as something of an "almost equal cousin race".

Not that I expect it to become very relevant during our trip.

>>17164

Thanks for you help. 1/6 of replies being constructive is pretty good on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
Not to insult you, dear Anonymous. I only read your reply after sending my previous one.
>> Anonymous
GET FUCKIN DRUNK
>> Anonymous
>>17188
is supposed to reply to
>>17185

shit, I need sleep...
>> Anonymous
>>17190

Its alright, mine was the 7th. > <
>> Anonymous
>>17158
WELTHAUPTSTADT GERMANIA!
>> Anonymous
buy a travel book, go on a walking tour, I took one when I was there, great overview of the city. Oh, don't forget to visit the Egyptian museum...
>> Anonymous
>>17186
Yeah you guys have slanted eyes wtf is up with that shit?
>> Anonymous
>>17223

We do? This is the first I've heard of it. Shocking news indeed.
>> Anonymous
>>17162
You're welcome, you even fought with us against the commies.

>>17185
Tell me sth. and I might consider going there.
>> Anonymous
>>17164
The Quadriga on the Brandenburger Tor.
Also there is nothing wrong with Reichstagsgebäude. That's just what it's called nowadays.
Anyway, check it out. And take a walk through the dome.
>> Anonymous
>>17278
Yep, its the Bundestag in the Reichstagsgebäude now.
>> Anonymous
Visit the jewish museum
Go eat at "Kaplan Döner" in Wedding (dont know where you stay), bit expensive but the best fucking Kebab you'll ever find. Ask for "Dürüm"
>> Anonymous
>>17280
Forgot to add: Be careful around Wedding, Tempelhof, Neukölln specially in the evening. A lot of Turks, Arabs, Kurds, some of them will fuck you up big time. Look out for bald heads in leather jackets.
>> Anonymous
>>17158
also as Winnfag atleast after trip... you will be wondering where all wooden houses where...

(well not that much if you only roam around city... but basicly they mostly seem to have only bricks and so there...

[have spend 2 weeks working at Neubrandenburg (installing automated packing line) and on weekend we drove to berlin to see place... and did some extra driving around looking at places once or twice... + drove to sweden to get cheaper trip back]

and about before sweden... not much luck spotting wooden house...

maybe some toolshed or something next to brick house... but cant remember would we have spotted maybe something like 1 or 2 wooden houses max on that trip...)

(maybe its just cause of all bricks nazus shat when they discovered all that "almost equal cousin race" ... and part where almost points to them being almost as...)
>> Anonymous
>>17281
The fuck? Did you basically hand germany over to turks or something? I havent been there in quite a while, and now im having doubts about a second trip.
>> Anonymous
Visit Berlin Kreuzberg and meet kind ppl. Go see the Hauptbahnhof at 03:00 am, big party. Drive the S-Bahn & U-Bahn, especially at friday night.

>>18922
It is.
>> Anonymous
Germany is boring.
>> Anonymous
>>18922
Thousands of Turks were invited to come to Germany as "guest workers" to do the jobs that Germans wouldn't. Their German-born kids have citizenship. Germans are racist. You see where this is going?
>> Anonymous
>>20410
BBQ TIEM!!!
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>>20410
Do you think what I think?
>> Anonymous
>>20410
Germany -> New Turkey?

Is mir egal, ich hau hier sowieso ab. HAH!
>> Anonymous
>>20463
sup naziboy
>> Anonymous
>>20469
Das lustigste daran ist, das ich selber Türke bin! Es wurde herzlich gelolt.
>> Anonymous
>>20470
don't you have some houses to burn or something?
>> Anonymous
(yes, anyone who speaks german is a nazi regardless of content)
>> Anonymous
>>17164

Oh yeah, and this post reminds me about one little question.

Is there any flak-towers left btw?
>> Anonymous
>>20566
Yeah, one in Berlin and one somewhere in the Ruhrpott area.
>> Anonymous
>>17186

That and the fact that Finland was Winland during the Winter War.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>20749
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>> Anonymous
http://xat.com/xoxo_emos
>> Anonymous
>>20470

wir mussen die juden aus rotten?
>> Anonymous
>>17158

Nich Shooten (neek shootan) means don't shoot, you should probably know that.

And if your riding in a car with a German and he offers you the chance to stretch your legs and smoke a cigarette don't do it, he's going to shoot you.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Visit the Museum Island, especially the Pergamon Museum.

The Ishtar Gate or the Pergamon Altar are awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>17164

TV Tower called Alex cuz the Alexanderplatz (A´Place).

Visit the Concentration Camp "Sachsenhausen" Memorial. ~15 Km from Berlin City

Visit Berlin on the 1st May to see the world famous Riots.

Good Partylocations are most in "Prenzlauer Berg" and "Kreuzberg"

Eat Döner Kebab and Currywurst... propably the best in the World.
>> Anonymous
>>20472
Surely that's a little harsh. I speak a bit of German and I would never consi-WENN ES DEM INTERNATIONALEN FINANZJUDENTUM IN UND AUSSERHALB EUROPAS GELINGEN SOLLTE, DIE VÖLKER NOCH EINMAL IN EINEN WELTKRIEG ZU STÜRZEN, DANN WIRD DAS ERGEBNIS NICHT DIE BOLSCHEWISIERUNG DER ERDE UND DAMIT DER SIEG DES JUDENTUMS SEIN, SONDERN DIE VERNICHTUNG DER JÜDISCHEN RASSE IN EUROPA.
oh um.. uh...excuse me...
>> Anonymous
if you dont mind clubbing with your father there is a club called Metro Berlin which is pretty awesome, loads of rooms, offers on drinks and honeys everywhere
>> Anonymous
>>17164
brandenburg gate
>> Anonymous
>>20861
I lol'd
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Son't mention the war.