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what's your favorite Magic Kingdom ride?

mines the Haunted Mansion

IS THIS HAUNTED ROOM ACTUALLY STRETCHING? OR IS IT YOUR IMAGINATION?
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Damn, it's been awhile. Pic helped jog my memory. Splash Mt.
>> Anonymous
Pirates of the Caribbean
>> Anonymous
I worked at the fucking Haunted Mansion.

I loved scaring the shit out of guests.
>> Anonymous
That was my favorite, too. I went right around the time the ride first opened so we had no idea what to expect. My sister was eight and she almost pissed herself.

My mom loves the fucking Small World thing. I was so annoyed by it, but we had to go on twice because of her.
>> Anonymous
It's kind of childish, but I fucking love Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin.
>> Anonymous
You're all faggots! Nothing is better than the Jungle Cruise. NOTHING. The only ride that's fit to hold the JC's jock is Space Mountain. Everything else is for pussies and bitch niggaz.
>> Anonymous
I would ride the haunted mansion and pirates of the caribbean one after the other like 7 times, by the end of the night I was on a first name basis with the operators.
>> Anonymous
>>5451
OH GOD I HATE SMALL WORLD. It's my grandmother's favorite, so even though she didn't go to Disneyworld with us, we had to go on that animatronic torture session just so we could say we did.
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My favorite ride is space mountain. I love when you're going up and the lights make you feel like you're going straight into space.

I also freaked the fuck out of my cousin because he had never been on it, and when it first started I told him "I'll let you figure out where the big drop is..." and it'd always go "holy shit, here it comes!" and he'd grip the bar as tight as he could.
>> Anonymous
>>5533
Seriously if you don't like this ride you're a huge faggot
>> Anonymous
>>5548

yeah Space Mountain kicks ass
>> Anonymous
Space Mountain kicks ass, but my favorite is Indianna Jones or Smallworld. lol.
>> Anonymous
I worked at Magic Kingdom this past summer as a part of the whole internship thing. Thing is, I grew up in Ohio...most of the rides are crap compared to Cedar Point. The only 'roller coaster' close to Cedar Point at Magic Kingdom was Space Mountain. It was fun, but I've been spoiled by things that are actually fast. My absolute favorite ride though was the Jungle Cruise. It was really cool how it was different each time you went on. That's the downside too. One time when I went on with a few friends, the guy did the normal script in a mitch hedberg voice. The best guy though was pessimistic and sarcastic, freely letting guests know that the whole thing is a sham and making fun of it the entire time. It was great.

Though, they shut down Haunted Mansion and reopened it after I left. I really liked the old one, though. It was really cool. I loved the Sgt Pepper's Ghost effect, because I recognized it as the effect they used for the last Gorillaz concert tour they did.

tl;dr - Jungle Cruise, Bitches. Followed by Space Mountain.
>> Anonymous
>>5434
Indiana Jones, I went on that motherfucker when it first opened. I was too short so we went home (my family has passes) and we stuffed my shoes.
Ever since Junior High, I've kept a personal tradition of singing the music of the ride as loudly as I can. My voice is either very soft or a lot less annoying than what I'm hearing, because no one's yet complained and only one person's ever called attention to it.
>> Anonymous
Am I the only one who loves Big Thunder Mountain Railroad? On a day where Splash was 65 minutes and Space was 180 minutes, BTMR's 10-minute wait was great.
>> Anonymous
INDIANA JONES INDIANA JONES INDIANA JONES

that fucking snake scares me every time
>> Anonymous
>>5565
>Jungle Cruise, Bitches. Followed by original Pirates.
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This thread is filled with people who don't know the difference between Magic Kingdom (FL) and Disneyland (CA.) Which is fine, since the west coast park beats the Kingdom's ass in with stuff like Indiana Jones and Matterhorn.
>> Anonymous
Space Mountain then California Screamin' then Soarin Over California (Patrick Warburton FUCK YEAH) then Pirates then Indiana then Haunted Mansion!

Still haven't been on Nemo, but have annual so eventually. Lines are always 1-3 hours though, so shit sucks for such a dumb ride. Going tomorrow I think.

Anyone thing Haunted during Halloween is sort of half-assed? Small World during Christmas is pretty well done on the other hand.
>> Anonymous
>>5628
Oh shit I forgot, Tower of Terror is probably my third favorite!
>> Anonymous
>>5630
Too bad that's at MGM
>> Anonymous
>>5631
Uh, what? It's in California Adventure here on the westcoast.
>> Anonymous
>>5624

>>since the west coast park beats the Kingdom's ass in with stuff like Indiana Jones and Matterhorn.<<

you got me on the Indiana Jones ride, but DisneyWorld has all the other parks
>> Anonymous
Indiana Jones isn't worth the wait (it's so slow!), but it's certainly got the coolest waiting room, so to speak. Kills cellphone reception DEAD, tho.

Big Thunder Mtn is the shortest ride on earth, I swear to god. Almost NEVER worth the wait.

Actually, the shortest ride on earth (or the happiest place therein) award would have to go to the rollercoaster in toontown. That one's gotta be less than a minute. Ugh.

I'm only talking about the so. cal disneyland here, btw.
>> Anonymous
I stopped respecting Disney when the took out "The Submarine Ride." Now it's fucking Nemo.
>> Anonymous
I stopped respecting Disney when I was twelve.
>> Anonymous
I STILL LOVE DISNEY AND I'M 55 NOW!
>> Anonymous
>>5988
Gadget's Go Coaster: 44 seconds
>> Anonymous
>>5995

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DREAMS AND BRIGHT, SHINING, HOPEFUL EYES?
>> Anonymous
>>6248
4chan, probably.

Also, Enchanted Tiki Room is the greatest shit ever, and I'm ashamed of you fucks for not mentioning it.
>> Anonymous
>>6248
Nothing. I've been a cynical bastard from an early age.
>> Blackarachnia's giant robot tits !bXU0gE0lts
I live in CA, so "Magic Kingdom" is a misnomer.

Pirates of the Caribbean, in any case.
>> Anonymous
Space Mountain. Nothing captured my imagination quite like it.
>> Anonymous
Space Mountain is great, and the newly revamped Pirates with Johnny Depp is amusing.

Fuck Haunted Mansion to hell, though. The ride broke down when I was on it just a couple weeks ago. It was in the graveyard part where you're facing backwards while going up a hill, and they gave the error message once every 10 seconds for 10 minutes.

FRIENDLY SPOOKS HAVE INTERRUPTED OUR RIDE. SAY IN YOUR DOOM-BUGGY WHILE WE EXORCISE THEM or some shit