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Anonymous
Here's how I roll:
Backpack: 3 pairs of undies, socks, t shirts. 1 pr jeans. Toiletries. Books. Water I bought just before I got on plane. 3 protein bars. Gameboy. Magazines.
No checked baggage (checked baggage is for amateurs and chicks).
I wear a hoody and a light coat.
The backpack is too big to fit under the seat in front of me. But I don't want to put it in the overhead compartment. I want it handy, so I can get stuff out of it.
I take my window seat, and put my backpack on the floor, tucked behind my legs. I then take my coat of, and put it over my lap, like I'm trying to stay warm. I pull my hood up, and act like I'm sleeping. The stewardess never notices the bag. I never have to wiggle past 2 fat-ass Midwesterners to get into the aisle to get my stuff from the overhead compartment.
Can't get the window seat? Stuck in the middle with no armrest room? Act like you need to get up to pee. The guy next to you will move his arm off the armrest to let you past. Suddenly change your mind, sit back down, and claim the now-open armrest.
Ever break your leg/foot/toe? I hope you saved the soft cast the doctor gave you. Wear it when you get to the gate. The lady behind the counter will put you in one of the seats up front, or an exit row (since you can't squeeze into a regular seat, you poor thing).
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