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Anonymous
Advertise your country.
I'll start.
USA: COME HERE!
>> Anonymous
>>27146
We need more people to GTFO, actually. So don't come here at all.
>> Anonymous
USA: WE'RE NUMBER ONE1 WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK OF OUR COUNTRY!
>> Anonymous
>>27147
>>27148
I'm sold. Where do I apply?
>> Anonymous
australia here.

retarded tourists, please dont come here and try to do some cool outback trek, and get lost in the desert, so our gov has to waste money on a search party for your faggy arse.

you think you're tuff enuff to handle australia. but you're not.
>> Anonymous
>USA: WE'RE NUMBER ONE1 WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK OF OUR COUNTRY!

Well great, we don't give a shit about your country either. Please create .us domain names and stick to US sites, please.
>> Anonymous
OP pic reminds me:
USA, France called, said you don't deserve their Statue of Liberty anymore, and instructed that you give it to Canada instead.
>> Anonymous
>>27163
Good job Canadian anon, best ad so far.
>> Anonymous
>>27163
Quebec, specifically.
>> Anonymous
>>27168
>Quebec, specifically.

Hmmm, no, Ontario. Do the guys from Quebec even browse English sites?
>> Anonymous
USA Fever: CATCH IT!
>> Anonymous
>USA Fever

I'm a cholera man myself, it's less damaging, especially to the brain cells.
>> Anonymous
>>27159
You don't.
>> Anonymous
>>27163
Too bad neither France, Russia, the United Nations, or the U.S. Constitution can tell us what to do.
>> Anonymous
>>27176
Don't be so cocky. With the current economic trends tourism will be the the only thing that saves your indebted fat asses.
>> Anonymous
>>27179
I'm shaking in my cowboy boots.
>> Anonymous
>>27177
If the statue is kinda "employee of the month", only "country of the century", seriously it's silly to keep her nowadays. Plus, you hate France and all, so what is the reason? it's like the statues of Lenin, bring her down, now. Give it to Sweden or something if you think they are more deserving of her than us Canadians.

Maybe the French will give you the Statue of Stupidity(TM) instead.
>> Anonymous
>>27179
>With the current economic trends tourism will be the the only thing that saves your indebted fat asses.

Tourism in America? nowadays? what is there to see?
"To your left, **** Tower, which used to be the tallest building in the world from 1940 to 1988"
"To your right, **** dam, most powerful in the world until Egypt, China and so on did better"
"Now here, launching pad from the days when America used to launch its own shuttle, before switching to Ariane rockets fired from the EU, in 2010".

The people? well if you're interested in stupid primates, the nearest zoo has more to offer.
>> Anonymous
>>27180
I hope you already paid off those boots, sonny!
>> Anonymous
If some Europeans come to visit America, PLEASE TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU!
>> Anonymous
>I'm shaking in my cowboy boots.
>I hope you already paid off those boots, sonny!

-Hey, what happened to the Americans, by the way?
- ... they died with their boots on.
>> Anonymous
>>27181
lol why the fuck does Canada deserve it? what the fuck does Canada even do?
nobody gives a shit about them.
New Zealand should get it for country that "most people didn't give a shit about till now".
>> Anonymous
>>27193
>lol why the fuck does Canada deserve it? what the fuck does Canada even do?

What we do:
NOT illegally detain people on vague suspicions
NOT torture
NOT execute people
NOT attack Iraq
...

You know, America got the statue precisely because at a time, it did NOT do those things, either.
>> Anonymous
>>27187
Few years and that launching pad will be putting people on the Moon again. You also left out the Grand Canyon. The Redwood forests are pretty impressive as well.
>> Anonymous
>>27195
In other words, not make a damn difference in the world. Got it, check. It must be nice having the good old US of A to do all your dirty work for you. Lord knows somebody has to look out for the interests of the western world. The rest of the western world certainly isn't up to it. They're too busy rolling over for muslim immigrants and censoring their own freedom of speech.
>> Anonymous
>>27197
>Few years and that launching pad will be putting people on the Moon again.

Yeah, just like few years and Iraq will be a stable democracy, few years and the economy will be booming again, few years ...
>> Anonymous
>>27189
Why don't you just go there yourself? Why burden the European with tagging you a long. Just leave, no one will stop you...
>> Anonymous
>>27199
Well I don't know about Iraq, but even when our economy is in the shitter it still manages to grow every year.
>> Anonymous
>>27195
>NOT attack Iraq
look I could make a joke about how Canada has no military. But you do, and three guesses what country they're in.
so yeah, you might want to strike that one from the list.
>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
>>27198
>It must be nice having the good old US of A to do all your dirty work for you. Lord knows somebody has to look out for the interests of the western world.
Oh, is that what you're supposed to do in Iraq? "look out for the interests of the western world"? killing babies while driving oil prices to $122, soon $200, according to analysts?
Well I'm not interested in that, sorry. So count me out of your "western world", this is not in my interest.

>censoring their own freedom of speech.
Wut? in Canada? 'ztat wthat they tell you on Faux News? Come here, we'll tell you what stupid pricks Americans are these days. You'll see what freedom of speech is.
>> Anonymous
>>27200
I would, but can't afford the trip.
>> Anonymous
>>27201
Aren't we officially in a recession or potential crisis?
>> Anonymous
>>27205
http://www.jewishmag.com/107mag/freespeech/freespeech.htm
this just a random article.
but yeah censoring hate speech is still censorship.
>> Anonymous
>>27203
>But you do, and three guesses what country they're in.
so yeah, you might want to strike that one from the list.

Don't know what you've been told folks, but Canada squarely refused to take part in the invasion of Iraq. This even led to tensions between our two countries.
>> Anonymous
Okay, so this display of hatred disqualifies both the US and Canada.
So, who gets the statue then?
Is there a Frenchfag here to settle the matter?
>> Anonymous
>>27209
http://www.jewishm
stopped reading right there
>> Anonymous
>>27209
BBAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>27211
Thats right they are in Afghanistan. my bad.
Thats nothing like Iraq. hope it lets you sleep at night.
>> Anonymous
>Is there a Frenchfag here to settle the matter?

Yep: The USA get to keep it, it was for past accomplishments during their first century of existence. They're not getting another one anytime soon, though, unless they change their current ways.

Canada, and others: there are THREE words in the motto of France, Liberty, Equality, Fraternity. So there are two more statues waiting to be awarded. Work on those, we'll start a subscription for the first country to acheieve suitable accomplishments in these fields ;)
>> Anonymous
>>27205
Internet toughguy here. I won't make it easy for you, but the stories are there if you want to look for them.

>>27206
Sneak into Mexico then. They're very progressive and care deeply for illegal immigrants there.

>>27207
I don't think anyone has been willing to official state that yet, no. Unemployment is still low and the economy continues to grow (at slower rates than normal, but still growth)

>>27211
Taking the moral high ground, were they? Had to defend those French and German oil contracts. Not to mention help the UN cover-up its atrocious handling of the Oil for Food program.

>>27212
The French can have the statue back if they can successfully steal it from us. They steal it, they've earned it. Granted, seeing as America has proven to be the more stable democracy I think we still deserve it. Those French... they really don't know how to have a concise revolution.
>> Anonymous
>>27214
America.
Fuck Canada.
>> Anonymous
>The French can have the statue back if they can successfully steal it from us.
It was a GIFT from France. You keep it and can do whatever you want with it, like any normal gift. It was in recognition of your greatness as a democracy in 1876, this still stands.
>> Anonymous
>>27215
>Thats right they are in Afghanistan. my bad.

Afghanistan is a completely different matter. There are some links with terrorism (unlike Iraq), and no oil to plunder (again, unlike Iraq). France has been in Afghanistan since 2002, too. This one is NOT illegal.
>> Anonymous
>>27216
Well, I wouldn't put Canada on that list any time soon. They call people to appear in front of Human Right's Commissions for printing satirical cartoons about the prophet Muhammad. European countries do even worse than that though.
>> Anonymous
>>27220
The war in Iraq is only illegal if the US recognizes UN law as being supreme. Guess what? It doesn't. Of-course Saddam was clearly in violation of countless UN mandates and resolutions anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>27223
So hypothetically If I call someone a Nigger in Canada, what will happen?
>> Anonymous
>>27219
We gave you back a smaller one paid for via' public donations I believe.
>> Anonymous
>>27225
Appear before a court on human rights and explain yourself.
>> Anonymous
LOL, /trv/ won't get the Statue of Fraternity, evidently.
>> Anonymous
>LOL, /trv/ won't get the Statue of Fraternity, evidently.

All anons are equals though (net worth = 0 I guess), so we may have a shot at the Statue of Equality.
>> Anonymous
>>27229
>>27230
It's great to the western democracies standing shoulder to shoulder in these dark times. :)
>> ???? ???????(???)?????!!!??
USA: Well at least its not Africa.
>> Anonymous
>It's great to the western democracies standing shoulder to shoulder in these dark times.

These times are only dark precisely because the torch is no longer lit. The statue is supposed to hold the wisdom of democracy (the tablets are the US Constitution; ain't a bad text) and a torch acting like a beacon for the rest of the world "hey folks, that's here that Liberty is to be found".

Nowadays a statue for America would hold the Bible and Wall Street Journal, and use a flamethrower to impose her values on the world.

"Bush Empire = I liked it better when it was called USA"
>> Anonymous
>USA: Well at least its not Africa.

Yet.
>> Anonymous
>>27228
What the fuck.
Note to self, never ever go to Canada.
>> Anonymous
USA: there are countries with even less freedom, and the risk of being tortured for arbitrary reasons is rather small. Also, we don't listen to the UN, but who cares anyway?
>> Anonymous
>>27228
What happens if I call someone A DOUBLE NIGGER.
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>> Anonymous
>>27234
>USA: Well at least its not Mexico.

OH WAIT
>> Anonymous
>>27243
OK, I'll concede that US is safer than third world dictatorships, and its citizens enjoy more rights than that of the aforementioned dictatorships.
>> Anonymous
>>27228
So you effectively can't say nigger in Canada?....
how do you live?
>> Anonymous
>>27170
Umm.. I think it should be pretty obvious why Quebec would get the statue of liberty from the FRENCH. They're FRENCH.
>> Anonymous
>>27224
i'd be a murderer but i don't recognize the penal code that says that i am
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Germany.

Stay away, filthy jew scum.
>> Anonymous
>>27180
fucking LOL
>> Kat
LMAO... At least use a picture of the USA statue of liberty... NOT the one in Obaida Tokyo, Japan!
>> Anonymous
>>27365
THAT'S THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE IN THE BACKGROUND YOU STUPID FUCK
LEARN ME A BOOK MOTHERFUCKER
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>>27370
USA - The worlds main source for comedy since 1776.
>> Anonymous
http://www.usagcls.com/index.asp?Prom=googleUSA-GC&gclid=CL31hOTOlZMCFQp2gwodNTFd2g
>> sage Anonymous
Obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
>>27385
it was intentionally obvious, stupid dumbshit captain obvious
>> Anonymous
>>27171


STD's, gotta catch em all!
>> Anonymous
AVOID THE NOID
HE RUINS PIZZAS
>> Anonymous
>>27390
Go back to stormfront with the other white 'racialists'
>> Anonymous
>>27239
Your not welcome here anyways if your some racist redneck. Eat shit and die.
>> Anonymous
>>27404
How about you fuck off first, spic.
>> Anonymous
>>27207
Fuck the "official" view. The numbers don't match reality for most Americans because fucking Wall Street is making money hand over fist while the rest of us get financially eviscerated by inflation, gas prices, wage stagnation, and Bush's economic policies. There's a reason people (and not just in San Francisco) have bumper stickers that say "Never thought I'd miss Nixon."
>> Anonymous
murder1 gets you 25 years in canada
>> Anonymous
>>27263
If the Liberals get their way it will be.
>> Anonymous
>>27243
The US has just as much if not more freedom than any European country. Nobody who isn't overseas shooting at American troops is being hauled away at night and tortured. As for the afore mentioned fighters overseas that we torture? I could give a fuck. It's all they deserve.
>> Anonymous
>>27236
So what is more important, democracy or stability? Is the US a better defender of democracy and liberty when it makes deals with dictators, or when it disposes of them? Somehow, I don't think you are a fan of the US policy of making friends with dictators for strategic reasons. Yet when the US disposes of dictators and offers the chance of democracy and freedom to oppressed people you consider that act evil.

You know, during the darkest days of democracy the US and many other democracies suspended certain rights in the name of freedom. It's necessary at times. The US hasn't suspended any freedoms at this time though. You know what during World War 1 you could be imprisoned for criticizing the war effort? Did the US turn into a dictatorship? Hardly. Even today it keeps its citizenry more free than most other countries. It does so even at the expense of a few gun crimes. Safety is more important though, right? You should be willing to sacrifice anything, even freedom in the name of safety. That means not taking the fight to your enemies if doing so threatens to make you a target and not letting your people arm themselves because they could get hurt.
>> Anonymous
>>27433
>>murder gets you 0 years and no charges in canada
fix'd
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Australia: we control the southern hemisphere
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ITALIA!!
Pizza, pasta and shit
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FINLAND!!
just shit
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GERMANY!!
superior engineered shit
>> Anonymous
POLAND!!
>> Anonymous
Turkey: Turka! Turka!
>> Anonymous
Romania : We don't have niggers and weeabos.
Except for the lower ranked niggers called gypsies that never whine or use "U HAET ME BCUZ I R BLACK"
And you rarely see those guys at "intelligent" places(work, school, etc.)
>> Anonymous
UK-
Come to London and buy some tacky shit while we think you have a bomb in your bag!

UK outside London-
You like Castles and old buildings? You'll fucking love it!
>> Anonymous
>>27633
>UK outside London-
>You like Castles and old buildings? You'll fucking love i
I DO I DO!
>> Anonymous
italy!
>> Anonimo
>>27635

Ciao anon, da dove vieni? Qua Cremona.

Italy! Now 10% more niggers!

(Seriously, just avoid anything from Naples southward. We've got marvellous cities and a great countryside. Visit Florence, Milan, Rome and be amazed)
>> Anonymous
>>27616
I wish you had better social security, that way your gypsies wouldn't have come up here to the north to beg.
>> Anonymous
>>27484
If I had to use that as a kid I'd be scared as fuck of the toilet.
>> Anonymous
South Africa: 10% less niggers than the rest of Africa!
>> Anonymous
USA:...we have great shit and I know what the statue of liberty says, but that was back when L.A. had dirt roads and was bade a city four months before California became a state...FUCK OFF; WE'RE FULL!!!
>> Anonymous
Hi guys, this is my first time on /trv/ I'm mostly a fa/tg/uy
and I'd like to go to Britain just for the sole purpose of going to GW headquarters.
>> Anonymous
China: You're White and relatively wealthy, it'll be a blast!
>> Anonymous
>>27146

That's TOKYO, fag.
>> Anonymous
Afganistan: COME HERE !
>> Anonymous
FINLAND: GTFO FROM HERE!
>> Anonymous
>>27975
THAT'S THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE IN THE BACKGROUND YOU STUPID FUCK
LEARN ME A BOOK MOTHERFUCKER
>> Anonymous
>>28034

It's fake tourist shit in Las Vegas, you're both fucking retards.
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Come visit Iraq

"Its not that bad, really!"

-Iraqi Ministry of Tourism
>> Anonymous
>>28069

Iraq is the number-one destination for xtreme tourism.
>> Anonymous
>>28069

Iraq - We're not on fire anymore.