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Anonymous
I'm sure there have already been threads regarding this but I've missed out. Basically, I'm going to be traveling to The Netherlands for the first time in the coming months. Can /trv/ offer some advice or suggestions to make it even more enjoyable?
>> Anonymous
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in before coffee shop
>> Anonymous
watch out for muslims
>> Anonymous
Some Dutch words and phrases:

Yes = jager
No = neger
Good morning = goeiemoggel
Where is the nearest (station)? = Ik zou u graag verkrachten op het dichtsbijzijnde (station)
Two beers, please = Vier pils, alsublieft
>> Anonymous
>>18284
yeah, i was already warned about them.
>> Anonymous
>>18285
>Where is the nearest (station)? = Ik zou u graag verkrachten op het dichtsbijzijnde (station)

that's going to be a fun phrase to attempt, good christ.
>> Anonymous
don't bother learning dutch, everyone speaks english and you won't get anything right anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>18296

lol'd, do it OP.
>> Anonymous
>>18312
i think i'll just listen to>>18298

my boyfriend is dutch and i have a hard enough time pronouncing his name. baaw.
>> Anonymous
Go watch a Feyenoord vs Ajax game.


It's always enjoyable watching the superior Feyenoord rip apart Ajax.
>> Anonymous
>>18285
OP here. I see what you did there. Well played, Anon..
>> Anonymous
>>18318

lol kakkerlakken

what was it, 3-0 last time?