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Lol France Lol Anonymous
Help me, 4chan. You are my only hope.

I am a 33 yr old parisian french faggot and i cannot take it anymore here. Resume: i'm unemployed, since my ambition was to do jack shite, for all the stuff i saw around me in France led me to realise this neocolonial corrupt country sux and is inhabited by dolts. Also, i have an acute case of white man guilt syndrome so living in a 3rd world country funneling western welfare to live in semi-comfort is excluded.
I have my own place and enough money to buy food, due to the generosity and guilt of my divorced parents, who are immense faggots. I feel a mix of hate and deep pity for them, who have been unable to raise a wholesome child, said child despises them moreover. Shitsux.
I have useless degrees in english and philosophy, and am an okay amateur musician (guitar, bass, drums, percussions) with a knack for nigger music -central africa, carribean-, and crust/sludge.
My dream would be living in the US countryside, firing guns in my garden, brewing moonshine, growing pot, playing drums in my basement at 3am. However this redneck dream is still too expensive i think.

Tldr; i'm a mess, i hate my country France and my fellow citizens, i want out but not in the 3rd world, i have no qualifications but i do not mind at all doing menial tasks like picking up garbage or stuff like that.
Where could i live amongst decent people, mind my own business and make enough money thru crap jobs in order to fund internet access and buy sticks and drugs?
Have at me! Verbal abuse welcomed but good advice too.
>> Anonymous
go to california and be their next governor
>> Anonymous
I'm sure you could find something with those "useless" degrees somewhere in America. Otherwise, finding jobs will be a pain the ass with our current recession. I work at a damn grocery store making $7.50/hr, but I'm still thankful I even have a job. Good luck.
>> Anonymous
Move to Canada nigga.
Here in Victoria, BC, almost everyone is hiring. I currently work as a housekeeper(JANITOR, LOL) at a hospital for $12.80/h.
>> Anonymous
>>46207here again
I'm 18 and have only just finished high school but I still got this job. Better than working at 7/11 or something, right?
>> Anonymous
Have you attempted to live in the US countryside before? The guns are great but good lord, one visit to a rural grocery store will drive you to suicide attempts.
>> Anonymous
Essaye le Québec mec. Leur politique d'immigration est très accommodante envers les Français et tu peux aller faire le paysan dans le Nord si tu veux.
Mais quand je lis ton post j'ai l'impression que ton problème c'est plus Paris et les Parisiens qu'autre chose. Va faire du Roquefort dans le Larzac ou élever des chèvres dans les Pyrénées ça vaux tout les Texas du monde et la bouffe est meilleure.
>> Anonymous
You understand that the French have one of the least gruelling, most labour-friendly work weeks on the planet, yes? In terms of leisure time, French workers blow away other nations.

If your work ethic sucks so bad to hold down a job in France, you're fucked everywhere else.
>> Anonymous
> Also, i have an acute case of white man guilt syndrome so living in a 3rd world country...

Whats your problem, man ? With your skills I would go to the 3rd world and finally be able to CHANGE something for some kids.
Either that or go f/off to Canada. But dont expect them to speak French there. Dammit !
>> Anonymous
OP here, thanx for the input
>>46207
I've thought about Canada, but aren't they picky about diplomas?
>>46213
Living in paris and listening to french faggots educated or not makes me wanna off myself. We're a wrong mix of latin and saxon, i.e. we're dull -but not serious- and arrogant -but not virile-. I'd rather drink beers with rednecks.
>>46215
J'aime tout de même pas les français... même à la campagne
Dans le nord du Québec ça caille dur non?
>>46236
Nothing done in the 3rd world countries will do anything to improve their situation, since the problems originate in the western world. Corporations like Total, Elf, Bolloré, etc... someone who wants to really change something should kidnap/execute ceos of those fucking cartels. I'm not that raging yet.
I enjoy speaking english, much more than french.
>> Anonymous
>>46238
Well a better education (also meaning to figure out how todays shitty world really works) is definitely going to help there. I'm not speaking out of theory as some of my best friends are from Africa (meaning they came here like 3 years ago).
Actually when you were talking about neocolonialism I thought you were from down there too.
But apparently youre just a disillusionised fag whos given up on everything. Yep thats surely going to change something.
>> Anonymous
Ca sert à rien de te casser tu sais (quoi que un assisté en moins c'est dja ça) tu es une merde ici tu sera une merde partout, ça ne sert à rien de te faire de faux espoirs en rejetant la faute sur les 60 millions d'habitant plutot que sur ta personne, le problème c'est toi.
>> Anonymous
>>46207

Seconded. You obviously speak both English and French, you would probably do well in Canada; although you would probably have an easier time staying in Europe and just moving to a part you hate less.
>> Anonymous
Can I come visit you OP ?
>> Anonymous
Stop trying to make your country look unattractive. You're smashing my dreams here, man...
>> Anonymous
>>46273
my little brother had a smash in France when he spent a semester thar.

I dunno how it would be to live there, though.
>> Anonymous
>>46273
ur not the only one here who's thinking that
>> Anonymous
>>However this redneck dream is still too expensive i think.

I'm in the process of fleeing this dream right now. I lost my job, went on unemployment, I've just ran out of COBRA, and had to move into a ghetto. I'm the only white person in my apartment complex, I've been robbed 5 times so far this year.

Make no mistake, if you have to work for a living you would end up living in a ghetto because there are no opportunities in rural America, the distances are staggering and the transportation costs are enormous. Plus you could never afford healthcare even if you worked 3 shitty parttime jobs 70 hours a week (good luck finding these if you live in the country where land is cheap).

I'm taking the last bit of money I have and moving in with my family in Europe (to look after my grandmother and receive a stipend from the German government). I fucking hate Germany, we Germans are a doomed race, but I suppose living in Germany is better than getting shot for my laundry money. Do have any idea how expensive it is to treat a gunshot wound when you don't have health insurance? I hate Bush. I hate what happened to my fucking country and my dreams for a better life. Why did I even fucking bother to graduate from college?

My flight leaves this Saturday.

Maybe my luck will change for the better I'll get set on fire by skinheads or get pushed in front of a train by Turks or something. At least if I happen to survive (hopefully not) my hospital bills will be paid for.
>> Anonymous
>I have useless degrees in english

You can say that again.
ALSO
How can an English degree be of any use? Everybody that's anybody speaks English.
ALSO
Lol French people usually go to great lengths to not speak English, even if they're fluent.
>> Anonymous
hey /b/
>check out this underground CP forum...
http://www.outwar.com/rec/Joey_The_Hitman
sign up and repost these pics on 4chan :D
>> Phil Ossiferz Stone !!SFRnrjTlVC6
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Try buying a cheap trailer and parking it anywhere in rural Shasta County. Get jobs in town working at the local convenience store. Use almost all your money for ammo. (Yes, people actually live like this).

You'll have to skip the whole plumbing/Internet access thing, though.
>> Anonymous
So let me get this straight, you want to get out of your country because it's (supposedly) "neocolonial", and plan to move here, a country currently busy turning Iraq into a mess?

Plus, you're even more lazy than the average French? just kill yourself now, being that retarded + lazy you will always have a shitty life, anywhere.
>> Anonymous
>>46188
>Also, i have an acute case of white man guilt syndrome

lolwut? since when does THAT exist in France?
shitty trolling detected
>> Anonymous
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oh please please don't come to Canada. You will be a burden for us. And don't blame your country for your useless life. Don't be a lazy fuck and do something, join your army or go teach english/french in some country,
>> Anonymous !5LOBTNTR72
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>> Anonymous !5LOBTNTR72
hell
>> Anonymous
Russia. It's a lovely country for vodka.
>> Anonymous
move to america and leech off our tax dollars!
>> Anonymous
If you have a degree and speak 2+ languages you are considered a skilled worker, ignore the faggots in this thread.
>> Anonymous
Well, well. A Frenchmen with good English skills. Listen, you lazy ass: where were you last month when my company was hiring French speakers for a job in Amsterdam? We literally took everyone who could follow a conversation in English.
>> Anonymous
>>46421

Your native language and English are basic requirements in order to get a decent job.
>> Anonymous
http://www.forbes.com/2008/06/18/college-majors-lucrative-lead-cx_kb_0618majors_slide_16.html?thisSp
eed=15000
english @_@
>> Anonymous
Holy crap, OP here. 4chon is back and this thread still lives? I don't habeeb it.

>>46265
Ferme ta bouche de pute enculé français, le problème c'est moi et ce pays raison pour laquelle je cherche à vivre isolé dans un autre coin du monde

>>46270
I don't have much room and am pretty touchy about my lebensraum but if you're a gurl we can work it out or at least i can show you around somehow.

>>46302
I quite feel for you. I thought rural america was somehow disconnected from the problems big american megalopoles face (due to decentralization, federalism etc). So much for that plan.
However, Germany seems good, all the people who visit/go there tell me it's great and Berlin is cheap. You'll be happier there i hope and think.

>>46309
Man, plumbing is secondary, but Internet is mandatory! I'd move to Tuva if i didn't need the tubes. Throat singing and horse fiddle.

>>46352
The average american doesn't give a shit about habibs or niggers abroad. He's pushed into believing they are dangerous.
The average french is deeply and unconsciously xenophobic, and therefore supports the postcolonial government and networks with all his psyche. France has done equally horrible shit in Africa as America has done in Vietnam. We're the fucking kings of corrupting governments/counterinsurgency/torture/creating civil wars.
I like the average joe in america much better. Maybe he'll go "those damn niggers", but at heart he's much more open-hearted.

>>46426
HA CMON FUCKA GUY. Haha crap.


Thanx for all the input guys. Any of you live/have lived/ know people who live/ in Asia? Not Japan but Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia whatever ?
>> Anonymous
>>46496

Oh shit, will you die already OP?
We got it the first time, your life is pure shit, and you blame your parents, country and education for it. Well bad news, the problem is YOU, not everyone else, so moving to another country won't solve anything. Just become an hero and stop bothering other people.
>> Anonymous
>>46496
>We're the fucking kings of corrupting governments/counterinsurgency/torture/creating civil wars.

LOL you're seriously deluded ... we Americans are immensely better (or worse, in your POV) in that aspect. We've even copied the French methods used in Algeria and have improved on them. In fact, we're using them, to great effect, in Iraq and Guano as we speak.
>> Anonymous
>>46188
I'll trade you

Colorado Anon
>> Anonymous
Alright OP, 46426 here.

So you want to get a decent job and do drugs in a country where nobody gives a shit? Well, take a job in Amsterdam how about it? I'm still looking for French speakers for a well paid call-center job (no sales, just customer service, no night or weekend shifts).
>> Anonymous
>>46544
Where can i contact you? my email in the email field
>> Anonymous
>>46534
Look, Amerikkkan, your bullshit rugged individualism might fly in your shitty country, but over here it's all about blaming the government. Adapt or die. And for the record, your opinion isn't nearly as important as your loudmouthed society would have you believe, so learn some manners before taking out your nerd rage.
>> Anonymous
>>46544
>>46554
IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'M EXPERIENCING DENSHA OTOKO
>> Anonymous
>>46575
lol

OP if you move to the US, chicks will find your accent hot. That's all I have to say.
>> Anonymous
Canada or Netherlands
>> Anonymous
>>46585
But they themselves will be shallow, dried up and have dicks.
>> Anonymous
>>46571
The government being the problem or not, why doesn't OP take his own life in his own hands? stupid self-pitying french
>> Anonymous
>>46835
why doesn't OP take his own life with his own hands?
Fixed.
>> Anonymous
Hé merde, un assisté =(