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Matthew
I am going to write a post about countries, that basically consists of me spewing shit all over, that way I can avoild violating threads with garbage unnnecisassarrily.

duh im an american. Im fucking fat and stupid and think precisely the opposite of myself. Furthermore I hate young people and think this country actually has a future

Republican: Hi, I am a republican. I am pro-business, and patriotic, even though I know jack shit about how governments work, and think people who do are dipshits. I do however watch wall street and am a super intelligent fucking prick businessman.

democrat: I actually think america has a fucking future. Furthermore I am a feminist and bisexual. I also hate young people for sharing my views. Nah just kidding, Im just some asshole

Libertarian: duh I am a fucking moron cross oriented with a sissy bitch pretending to be an anarchist. Im either a closet conservative or just a fucking silly young person who thinks the US actually has a future.

*miscellaneous losers sit at 4chan*

Me: Actually, according wikipedia, the US does spy on its own people and spend retarded amounts of money on it

Everyone else: YOURE FUCKING IGNORANT *talks about solid snake and 2nd rate anime*
>> Matthew
About the south:

southerners are assholes. Thats why they arent as bad as turks, latins, and east europeans, who are just flat out scumbags. But southerners are assholes and this needs to be emphasized over and over

The funny thing about the US is, people like Michael moore actually are neither as informed or charismatic as the awesome nutjobs the US got in the 60s, but Michael moore acts like a fat nobody and thats why modern day americans relate to him

*rants about niggers even though doesnt live anywhere near them and a drunk drug addicted nigger actually has better manners than 80 percent of americans*

*colored immigrant moves to the US, whines about how spoiled american malcontents are, and then insists white people owe him money, and utterly fails to see the scummy irony in this*

JAPAN: *lives in better country than the US, if not most western nations, and then proceeds to whine about how hard JApan is*

Koreans *is intellectual, possibly mild mannered or even charming, yet is easily the most horrible ethnic group in asia*

Czech republic: Im right next to efficient germany and polite northern Italy, and yet Im still a fucking scumbag!

PAris: Im like other western cities, but with better food. Also, I claim to be artistic just to be an asshole

KYoto: I am very traditional and dont know what the fuck to do with myself

TOkyo: Im stupid but not as stupid as some other things

Osaka: Im a piece of shit but like any japanese city I have stuff
>> Matthew
MEMPHIS TENNESSE: YEs, the south is awful. Seriously awful, and my customs make absolutely no sense. F

Indiana: I hope im better than the south, at least I have a sense of humor about being a piece of shit

California: Im a raging dipshit filled with fags, crazies and arnold, yet am somehow better than most of the country. ALso, WTF is it with southerners and thinking they arent bags of shit? Ah, I guess realizing the south is a bag of shit is all you need to know about governing

China: Im fucked up yet im not as weird as Japan. No, I dont get it either

women of the world: duh im not selfish

businessman: duh im not a douchebag! well not entirely right? Just change the subject young man

Classroom teachers: I actually think I can tell the difference between right and wrong

Cops: , people act like I should arrest every black person as well as anyone who happens to offend a woman teacher or businessman. As much as I love arrestin and ruining people I hate good sumeritan faggots even more than you do!

dogs: im gay

Alright Ive already trashed this page bye bye
>> Anonymous
FAIL
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omg fail.

if your going to stereoptype this publicly, at least get them right.

as for the actual post. your actually way off on many things and will say:

fuck off you shithead weeaboo
>> Anonymous
Despite having been on /b/ for two years now, this is really the dumbest piece of shit I have ever read.

Sage to fucking oblivion
>> Anonymous
You forgot about Poland.
>> Anonymous
You suck at national humor. Did a fucking polack write this shit?
>> Anonymous
The first /trv/ b&?
>> Anonymous
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
what the fuck happened here

it's like an explosion of text and fail
>> Anonymous
This thread represents everything 4chan stands for. If there were an archives page for the new boards, this should be their flagship entry.
>> Anonymous
oh god oh god oh god oh god

my head my head my head my head
>> Anonymous
I lol'd hard.
>> Anonymous
I Lawled. Good show Mods.
>> Anonymous
I'm still confused as to why Solid Snake was mentioned in this post at all.
>> Anonymous
Fucking Americunts stop breeding already.