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Anonymous
Would /trv/ advise against or for moving to Japan? I'm an aspiring teacher, and I'd like to teach abroad.
>> Anonymous
>>45730
actually after living there so long he came back with the greatest stories I've ever heard
>> Anonymous
>>45730

Is that the guy where his students were obsessed with his penis size and kancho? I might've read this before.
>> Anonymous
>>45735
no completely different teacher, my teachers stories are more family friendly like when he was a student in japan and scared his fellow class mates in the halls trying to practice saying "one person" and "two people" in japanese
>> Anonymous
>>45743

Full "one person" "two people" story

My teacher is an american he's around 6 foot soo you could picture this tall white guy in a croud of japanese students. Anyways he had been having problems remembering how to say those two things in japanese, so he realized that he needed a dramatic situation a way to remember these two so anyways the bell rang and as he left his class looking for someone to practice this on. He spotted this on person walking down the hall so to make it dramatic he RAN up to this person and screamed HEY! his peer stood then frozen cause you could imagin a tall white guy charging at you screaming is pretty scary. anyways while he realised this is perfect and started to practice his japanese. Repeatedly he started saying "one person" "two people" in japanese at the end when he thought he did enough he walked away leaving the japanese student confused. his next hour end he decided to try it again with another fellow student and repeated it again.
>> Anonymous
>>45751
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Anyways after a few more times the japanese students started to get wise and the next crossing period everyone avoided him even the tough guys would turn around. So he decided to go to the under classmen level of the school to try it again and did it again the the level below that, at that point when he said "HEY!" every student from the levels above him came running down the stares to watch him. He started and as soon as he did he heard clapping even sooner after that girl would start chanting "one person" "two people" he finaly created a dramatic situaltion the only thing left was how was he going yo finish it off? so de jump up and screamed "YEAH!" and everyone applauded. The teachers, hearing the noise, bursted out of there class rooms to see whats going on. when that happened EVERY student just darted back to the right level of the school as soon as the hall cleared up up could see piles of slippers lying on the ground cause they darted off so fast.
This is how my teacher finaly remembered how to say "one person" and "two people" in japanese