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Chicago: We Got a Shiny Bean Anonymous
newfag here. and of you channys from chicago area? (channys! get it? like trannys, but not!) Whats your favorite activity to do in or around the city? im bored and need something to do. already seen blue man group at briar street theater. been to every museum. went to the top of every tall building. been to the beach. laughed at the homeless on lower wacker. been scared for my life when being followed by a tall black man at 9pm on a sunday night in the lasalle street metra station. any suggestions? comments? ideas? anything you like about it here? dont like? also, fuck stopping this global warming shit, im sick of having to start my car 3 hours before i use it in order to not die of hypothermia.

p.s. OP is a liar and is actually from outside of Joliet, but thats technically close enough.
>> Anonymous
Get some pizza.
>> Anonymous
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Have you seen Balki and Larry?
>> Anonymous
>>12768
hahahaha jolietfag

the best thing to do in chicago is hit up a bar(s) with a girlfriend or a close friend and fuck everywhere u can in dt w/o getting arrested.already done fence on buckingham fountain, ice on skate on state, multiple concerts & got a bj at cubby bear. other than fucking, its too cold to do anything in chicago.
>> Anonymous
>>12768
Jesus. I've lived my whole life and you've already done more here than I ever have.
Anyway. No, I have no clue what else you could do.
Go to a gallery opening.
And what exactly did you do wherever you're from?
>> Anonymous
Try The Empty Bottle. I hear good things.
>> Anonymous
I'm from the north shore but I generally consider myself a Chicagoan. Today was nice but this winter has been fucking cold and snowy. One of ours car was stuck for weeks in a hole in our alley that froze over. I can't wait for spring.
>> Anonymous
>>12768
Go see Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind at the Neo-futurarium in Andersonville at Foster and Ashland. Fucking best use of $8-13 and an hour ever. SERIOUSLY.
>> Anonymous
Op here. Thanks for the suggestions. I forgot to add one of the coolest things I've ever done. I went on a segway tour. It was so fun and badass. If u haven't tried it then do it. Its like 80 bucks for 3 hours. Also, just once, when ur feeling gay, go watch the sunrise over the lake from the backside of the planeterium. Its so quiet over there that u can't even hear the city behind you. And you're just surrounded by the lake on all sides. There a perfect grassy hill frm the planeterium down to the shore back there too.