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railways/subways loudspeaker announcements in your country

Switzerland: Nächster Halt, Zürich Hauptbahnhof, dieser Zug fäht weiter nach: Olten, Biel, Genf, Genf Flughafen
>> Anonymous
Sorry, I am not using lower class means of transportation.
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"Attention passengers. There is a Manhattan bound express train approaching DeKalb Ave."
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"StandClearTheClosingDoors!"
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"Attention Los Angeles Metro passengers, stand behind the yellow platform as all times please. Thank you."
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"mind the gap"
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"Metrovias esta probando el sistema de audio."

"Atencion, anunciamos que el servicio de la Linea D esta funcionando con demoras."

"Proxima estacion, Congreso de Tucuman. Final del recorrido."
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Mississippi: "NIGGERS IN THE BAC-ohwait
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Japan: ??????????????????????????????????
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"Stand clear, doors closing"
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"THIS IS WILSON. DOORS OPEN ON THE LEFT AT WILSON.
standing passengers, please do not lean against the doors.
sheridan is next. doors open on the right at sheridan.
thank you for riding the CTA red line."

this is what it SHOULD say at Belmont...
"Belmont is next. doors open wherever the fuck we aren't doing construction at belmont."
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Czech Republic: "wahwahwah wahwah wah wahwahwahwah wah wahwahwah"
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France: "Le train Corail Intercités, numéro 4480, à destination de Lyon Perrache, est annoncé voie 7. ll desservira: Libourne, Coutrans, Mussidan, Thiviers, Périgueux, Limoges, St Sulpice Les Laurières, Guéret, Gannat, Montluçon, St Germain des Fossés, Roanne, Lyon Part Dieu"
"Le train Corail Intercités, numéro 4480, à destination de Lyon Perrache, va partir... Prenez garde à la fermeture automatique des portes, attention au départ!"

"Lyon Part-Dieu, ici Lyon Part-Dieu, assurez vous de n'avoir rien oublié dans le train!"

"Mesdames, Mesdemoiselles, Messieurs, dans quelques instants notre train entrera en gare de Lyon Part-Dieu! Lyon Part-Dieu, 3 minutes d'arrêt! Nous vous rappelons que ce train est à destination de Lyon Perrache. Avant de descendre, veuillez vérifier que vous n''avez rien oublié dans le train! Mesdames, Mesdemoiselles, Messieurs, la SNCF et son personnel de bord espèrent que vous avez effectué un agréable voyage et vous souhaitent une bonne soirée"

"En raison d'un incident, le TER Aquitaine, numéro 17761, départ initialement prévu à 18h17, est annoncé avec un retard d'environ 20 minutes"
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"This is Union Square, change here for the N, Q, W, L, 4, 5, 6 trains. Thank you for riding the MTA. Stand clear the closing doors, please."
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"This is the 15:22 service to Birmingham New Street. As you board the train please mind the gap between the train and the platform edge. Thank you."

My life is a whirlwind of excitement.
>> Kartma !wvTgDQHyaM
"The next station is...Lloyd Center. Doors to my right. Puertas a mi derecha."
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"Doors closing. Next Stop Susquehanna"
>> Anonymous
Mind the gap
Stand clear of the closing doors
Keep your hands and face in full view of the Telescreen
>> Anonymous
>>18150

oh my
>> Anonymous
I'm an American living in Czech Republic so I don't know what they're saying. At the end of the lines in Prague sometimes they say "Please get off the train" in English.
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"Dear passengers, we will shortly arrive at Munich Mainstation. This train terminates here. We hope you had a pleasant Trip. Goodbye, your Bayrische Oberlandbahn."

Now imagine this text spoken by someone in the best Germenglish you've ever heard and you aren't nearly there. It is hillarious.
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"Doa ga shimarimasu, go-chuui kudasai..."
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Stacja Baby wysiadac!
>> Anonymous
>>18150

sounds familiar...
>> Anonymous
New trains: Stand Clear of the closing doors please.

Old ones: YO YOU IN THE BACK, IN OR OUT
>> Anonymous
All change please.
>> Anonymous
Tämä on InterCity juna Helsinkiin. Seuraavat pysähdyspaikkamme ovat Tikkurila ja Pasila. Junassa on ravintola. Hyvää matkaa.
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".. "
Damn, NZ rail system fails
>> Anonymous
The train arriving at platform
one
is the
seven
twenty
eight to
Manchester Picadilly
Calling at
*LONG LIST OF STATIONS*

Y tren sy'n nesai at blatfform
un
yw'r
dau ddeg wyth munud wedi saith
i
Manceinion Picadilly
yn galw at
*LONG LIST OF STATIONS*

By the time this is finished the train has been gone for five minutes

Lol Wales, lol computer voice.
>> Anonymous
The next train departing from
Platform 11
Is the
Seventeen hundred service to
Norwich
Calling at
Shenfield
Colchester
Manningtree
Ipswich
Diss
And
Norwich
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>>20417
Do you switch at Shrewsbury?
>> Anonymous
I have in the past.

More often it's at Crewe, though.

I like the sandwich places that seem to be on every medium to big station.
>> Anonymous
on platform:
"Attention all passengers. The next EASTBOUND train will be arriving in 2 minutes."
"Attention all passengers. A reminder that all Metro platforms are non-smoking. Thank you."

on train:
"Stand clear, doors are closing."
"Good morning/afternoon/evening passengers. This is the westbound train terminating at the Shrewsbury/I-44 station. This train DOES NOT stop at Lambert St. Louis International Airport. If you need to reach the Airport, please exit the train at the Forest Part/DeBaliviere station and board the next westbound train.

Next stop, Central West End. Doors will open on my left."
>> Anonymous
>>17885
FUCK YEAH subte de Buenos Aires!
>> Anonymous
"Next station is Tottenham Court Road, change here for the central line"
>> Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian guy !IzyqvCHinA
>>17869

Hong Kong