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Alright I'm looking for advice for all the fags around the world IE Britfags, Swedenfags, Belgiumfags etc. I'm a 23 year old white Amerifag with no college education. I want to escape the US for good and I'm wondering where I could move in the world and get a job and be able to afford to live. I dont need a job that will make me rich just a job that will let me be able to pay rent eat etc. All advice would be appreciated.
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>> Anonymous
Go join the French Foreign Legion. Seriously. Starting wages : 1043 € / month fed and lodged. Leave 45 working days in a year. No French required initially.

http://www.legion-recrute.com/en/
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>>13405
Haha That's funny because I have been looking at that. I watched some videos online and It looks like it would be hard as hell. I read that only 1 in 8 people get choosen to be in the legion so I might get stuck in france. Do you have any more advice on the FFl ? have you joined ?
>> Anonymous
>>13407
No. But seriously considering joining it after college. Oh and if you're really serious with leaving the US for good, there's a possibility of getting a French citizenship after three years of service (whoever in their right mind would do that!?). Also, you can enlist with a "declared identity" if you really want to start a new life/turn a new leaf/whatever.

Have a look at the link I gave you. It's in English.
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>>13403
How about going to college you lazy dropout fuck
>> Anonymous
>>13404
Blue board.
Blue.
>> Anonymous
you have to be in almost perfect physical shape before to join the FFL just so you know
>> Anonymous
It's hard to get into most places without a bachelor's degree just because Europe/North America/The good parts of Asia are all experiencing a massive flood of unskilled immigrants.
>> Anonymous
>>13407
As a fellow Amerifag, I should point out to an uneducated countryman that France is connected to the rest of Europe, as well as Asia and Africa.

So being 'stuck' in France would only be until you decide to start walking.
>> Anonymous
>>13422

>Asia

lol wut
>> Anonymous
Foreign Legion is extra-hard to join as several anons pointed out. Only consider it if you're an extremely fit individual.

Also, keep in mind that you may very well see actual action. It's not well known since it rarely makes the news, but reports such as "French troops exchange shots in self-defense in xxxx African country while protecting the evacuation of European citizens" often mean "Légionnaires slaughter hundreds of rebels opposing France's client government". And it seems things like this happens all the time (happened again last month in Chad).
So, while the chances of getting hurt yourself are very low (they know their business), you may very well have to kill people. And in Africa, some soldiers are 12 years old.
>> Anonymous
It is easy to get a job here in Britain. If you don't have the qualifications, there are a ton of courses you can get on for free if you sign on for even a week.
>> Anonymous
Go to somewhere in south america. They'll think you're a genius, as long as you don't say you're American.
>> Anonymous
>Go to somewhere in south america. They'll think you're a genius

Will only work with tribes deep in Amazonia. No country with real schools will think Americans are geniuses.
>> Anonymous
go to a third world country, become an english teacher

though, I should add, even the most retarded failure-at-life foreign english teachers we had did have a college degree...
>> Anonymous
>go to a third world country, become an english teacher

Well I'm an Amerifag so I'm already in a third world country, that's why I want to move.
>> Anonymous
>>13465
>go to a third world country, become an english teacher

This plan has one fatal flaw, very few Americans can speak English, so he'd have to learn it first.
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>>13456
So true. I live in France and almost everytime there's news about trouble in an African country, the Foreign Legion is almost sure to be there. That's pretty much how the French handle things, send the foreigners first.

>>13459
Is this true? Links please? I'm currently in college, but am really interested to work in Britain.
>> Anonymous
>>13403
Sincerely,
London isn't a bad place to start. I know a score of yanks (and canucks, if it's relevant?) who have moved to London and seem to quite like it. There is, of course, the small matter that the Britfag pound is worth two Amerifag dollars right now, and that in London the value of the pound is virtually halved (in other words, you
will pay nearly four times what you used to for the exact same or equivalent item in America). Oh, and the chocolate that you get over there under license just doesn't compare to the real stuff—but bring some breakfast cereals and ice cream.
Anywhere in the UK would be better than London, however, but if you're a "permanent tourist" it might be advisable to gravitate towards the cities.

Chips + pitta bread = 50p in Birmingham (albeit at lunch time)
Chips + supply your own damn pitta bread = £1.80+ in London

>>13475Is this true?
Only if you're thick as dried shit and unable to speak a lick of English will you find gainful employment with the aid of the benefit system. The other route involves having a toddler's grasp of the language, yet being adept at sucking cock, which should find you at least a good desk job.
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>>13403
Commit suicide, it's easier
>> Anonymous
>>13467
>Well I'm an Amerifag so I'm already in a third world country

zing
>> Anonymous
>>13459
>>13475
Those offers only apply to people with a valid working permit. Which you won't get without being a EU or commonwealth citizen.
>> Anonymous
Just stay in Amerikkka. You Amerifags don't realize it, but you have it so good that after living in your new country for a month you'll want to go right back to your own nation.
>> Anonymous
>>13569
wow, you must be from Namibia or Bhutan and have never been to the States.
>> Anonymous
seriously, you morons suggesting the french foreign legion need to lay off the youtubes. you do realize that's basically exclusively for serbs trying to get away from their war crimes? it's a place for dirtbag murderers to go because nobody else will take them, and you're considering it because mom told you to leave the house. you're an american, if you're going to join any military join the fucking american one since it will objectively give you the best deal for your service. no i'm not a recruiter, i'm just fed up with this french foreign legion crap that so many retards keep talking about.
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>>13596
So, you consider gulf war syndrome or a painful death in Iraq a good deal?
>> Anonymous
>>13580

Ha, no. I am from Germany. I live near a American Military Base. I see Amerikkkans here all the time happy to be here and away from their country. But then I see same Amerikkans 2 weeks later wanting to go back. And yes, I have been to Amerikkka one time and I notice that things are much easier there than it is here.
>> Anonymous
>>13601

no I consider you a moron, because you are one. if you don't want to risk your life as much, join the air force or navy. this shit isn't hard, and if you think the FFL is safe then you are dumber than I could possibly imagine.
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>>13464
>Will only work with tribes deep in Amazonia. No country with real schools will think Americans are geniuses.
>real schools
You must have missed the part where he said South America.
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>>13614
South America is not a country.
>> Anonymous
>and if you think the FFL is safe then you are dumber than I could possibly imagine.

They see a lot of action, but suffer very few losses. They managed through the First Gulf War, capturing thousands of Iraqis, with zero losses.
And in Africa (most of their work), it's even less dangerous.
Also, these are not the days of "Beau Geste" anymore, with criminals and "Serbs escaping from war crimes". They're very picky now, there are a lot of native French, and quite a few Brits who moved to the legion when the British army was downsized.
They don't even take murderers anymore. You can have a criminal record, but it must be an acceptable one. They take less than 1 candidate out of 10.

It's a lot better than the US military these days.
>> Anonymous
>>13623
The Swaziland navy reserve is a lot better than the US military, these days.
>> Anonymous
>>13596
>it's a place for dirtbag murderers to go because nobody else will take them

What's it like over there in 1850
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>it's a place for dirtbag murderers to go because nobody else will take them

You forgot the thieves
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>>13596

Just WHO are you calling a dirtbag ?
>> Anonymous
If you go to theyre site you will notice the requirements, and, with good training, you may even get past that.
nowdays what disqualifies most of the candidates are the psychological test and the motivational.
So, if you want to get in, get a good reason, and dont ever lie at the interview
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>>13479
We're Amerifags. What you people speak over there is so far away from our English half the time, I think it -would- count as a toddler's grasp of the language.
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>>13605
Then swim to america and shut the fuck up. I'm fucking tired of fags like you who wish they were American stinking up my continent.
>> Anonymous
>>13812

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