Hi /trv/I move to New York City on Sunday.... any advice?
Take the redline uptown and get off at 86th street. There's a 24 hour more or less Halal market/deli place that's open 24/7. Yummy and inexpensive comestibles.
don't trust anyone
>HalalHow about no.
>>70782halal?darn, i didnt check em out>>70786enjoy your pork
where in NY?
Brooklyn... Bushwick to be exact.
Get the landmarks out of the wayStatue of LibertyEllis IslandMuseum of Natural HistoryMuseum of Modern ArtThat spiral staircase museum that starts with 'G'.The Village and 14 St were the sleazy, cheap college kid hangouts.Young professionals had meet markets in bars on the upper East side.Theaters and tourists on the West side.And you know the North side.
My friend liked the Cloisters. I'm not sure why.I used to get the hell out and drive upstate. Quite scenic in spots. The coast of Brunswick, Canada, was a nice vacation once.
Don't be a jerk and get smoked over being resistant
>>70802Bushwick?don't wander around your neighborhood alone on Halloween after dark unless you want to get gang mugged by 5 kids wearing masks^_^also get junior's cheesecake
Don't make 9/11 jokes. Veeeeeeeeery defensive about that subject.
There's a zoo. Brooklyn Zoo? Bronx Zoo?Anyhow, ride the griaffe. That's the memory you want to make that day. And bring your own lunch; the burgers have sickening mystery meat.
If you smoke weed, albino is a new york week and it's one of the best. Some what common too so it's cheap for it's quality.
Don't go in central park after dark unless you have friendly company or no sense of self preservation. Also, don't make prolonged eye contact with anyone. I don't care if you were raised in pakistan, don't do it.
>>71783Giraffe meat?
Change you r last name to Berg and people will come out of the woodwork to help you.