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Anonymous
Tokyo: Take the chick to local Hermes or Louis Vitton store and spend $20,000 on her. You are ensured sex.
Osaka: Take the girl out to an izakaya, get really drunk and boisterous, and she'll ask you home to her apt. Enjoy.
Kyoto: Get her drunk and take her out to sit by Kamo River. Go back to her parent's house, sneak in and screw.
Kobe and some times Osaka: Tell girl you really love the Hanshin Tigers and you've been their fan forever. Have sex anywhere.
Hiroshima: Go to a Hiroshima-yaki restaurant, and say how much you love okomiyaki. Get her to drink beer and then screw in front of the nuke memorial. Avoid 3 eyed child.
Kyushu: Act real tough and wait 4 mos until you have sex. Then get married and hae at least 10 kids, and name the first after her father. Then get his fishing boat.
Hokkaido: Get her drunk and under the kotatsu.
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