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>>53178 "When is someone going to get 18th century on Islams medieval ass?"
"Ok, I said to myself as I sighted the bird down the end of the gun. This time, my fine feathered friend, there is no escape."
"The best fate for Africa would be if the old colonial powers, or their citizens, scrambled once again in her direction; on the understanding that this time they will not be asked to feel guilty."
"Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power."
"Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It's time for a rethink, and the Tory party - the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth - is where it's happening."
"I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis."
"My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters."
"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
"I'm backing David Cameron's campaign out of pure, cynical self-interest."
"I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar."
"The President is a cross-eyed Texan warmonger, unelected, inarticulate, who epitomises the arrogance of American foreign policy."
Boris Johnson, Mayor of London.
Even though I'm Labour through and through, this is one chap I don't regret electing.
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