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Anonymous
Amerikkkan here. Early world history begins with Sumeria and ends with Rome. There's Greece in the middle. Apparently, after the fall of Rome, nothing happens in Europe. Then Spain suddenly appears and discovers our America. There's apparently countries called England and France, they settle some land, too. There's a passing mention of the Netherlands. No Portugal, that would have just confused everyone anyway. English colonists revolt, George Washington and the founding fathers are great heroes, good times are had for most. Then the United States kills the natives, spreads slavery across the nation, and goes to war with Mexico, because America was racist back then. We have a Civil War, because the North loves diversity and the South are racist. There are other problems, like federalism, tariffs, the central bank, and the South's reliance on a luxury crop for it's economy, but racism was the biggest one. The South loses because they're not diverse enough, but they're still racist until the '60s, when the North fixes them. Lots of Europeans come to America because Europe sucks. They have some sort of incident there, and America makes world peace with the League of Nations, but we mess it up because we're racist against the Japanese. Then World War II happens. Asia suddenly exists, and consists of China, Japan, and Russia. Europe has a country called Germany, and our friends the French and the English. America kills Hitler, but the Russians and Chinese want peaceful communism, but America, still somewhat racist, hates communism, and messes the world up. Korean War is ignored, Vietnam is because we're racist against Vietnamese. Civil rights makes America un-racist, though, and now we're the best nation in the world.
tl; dr America is the most racist country in the world. Every war America has ever fought was out of racist motivation, except for World War II. This is California, by the way, other states (read:damn racist Southeners) might have it different.
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