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US fag here, going to Australia in September ,any advice? I will be in Melbourne Victoria for a couple weeks.
>> Anonymous
Don't say you're american, you'll get beaten up
>> Anonymous
Say you're American, everyone loves Americans.
>> Anonymous
Well, i heard Australians love Americans
>> Anonymous
>>23096
>>23096
ausfag here, we love americans, as long as they don't act like faggots. also, don;t expect us to say things for you over and over and please don't ask our femfags to say "a dingo ate my baby" it really isn't that funny.
>> Anonymous
>>23108
>please don't ask our femfags to say "a dingo ate my baby" it really isn't that funny.

Fuck off, it's hilarious.

Also, don't say your American. We don't hate you people, but some of us are jerks and will probably take offense and try to get into an argument with you. Just go whatever and walk off.
>> Anonymous
ok cool, btw i am staying with an aussie femfag
>> Anonymous
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Stay away from anyone with a:

Bleached rat's tail
Lots of gel, leather and cologne
Nissan Skyline (or equivalent)
Thick greek / italian / turkish accent
Ends any sentence with "OMUHGAWD"

These are commonly referred to as "Wogfags" and will most likely try to pummel you in their induced roid-rage state and sleep with your under-aged friends.
>> Anonymous
lord of the fries.
>> Anonymous
lentil as anything, too.
http://lordofthefries.com.au
http://lentilasanything.com
>> Anonymous
>>23136
Listen to this man - his advice WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE.
>> Anonymous
No advice to be given really since there is so little to see. Australia is very boring to visit, whether country or city. Country, you're travelling for hours and hours to see mostly the same thing. Beautiful but not contrasting.

I'd suggest Europe or Russia to see something interesting. India can be fun too.