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Hey /trv/

I'm flying to Santa Clara, Cuba for a week in a couple days.
Now, I haven't been anywhere outside GTA (Canada) for years, so what should I be expecting?

All inclusive trip, of course, does that mean that I can drink all I want at local bars, if any? My priorities are to drink and swim, don't really care about sightseeing and whatnot.

I've heard some bullshit about hotel maids stealing shit, and gunsmen bordering the hotel area, is that true?

What should I expect and look forward to?
>> Anonymous
you can get any hot chick just by speaking english at the bar, and the legal age from drinking there is 16. you will want ot go sight seeing really; beautiful island. of course im quite biased on that opinion due to the fact that i am originally born in cuba. i dont know about hotels, since i stay with the family, and such so i would be careful with that...
>> Anonymous
Cuba: best location in the WORLD for a 4chan convention: No Americans Allowed!
>> Anonymous
Become an agent for a baseball player and help him defect to the US and take half of his 10 million dollar contract like every other Canadian does
>> Anonymous
>>49069

wrong. if you want to go you can.