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Hagbard Coin, Tripfag Extraordinaire !MbkX0ZR7RE
So, at least a couple of you fucking love the shit out of Portland. Tell me why Portland is so awesome. Tell me what I need to do to move there.
>> Anonymous
I don't know, but Portland, ME is fucking sweet.
>> Anonymous
The first time I read Poland.
I read it again, still Poland. THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE.
Then I got it.
>> Anonymous
Bike.
>> Anonymous
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yes - bicycles! you don't have to have a car to live there!
>> Anonymous
>>19034
Bikes are good but my favorite part are the shanghai tunnels underneath the city. Also OMSI rocks.
>> Hagbard Coin, Tripfag Extraordinaire !MbkX0ZR7RE
>>19076
>>19034
>>18897
So, all I need is a bike and I can move to Portland? That's all the preparation this will take?
>> Anonymous
Bikes are best.
>> Anonymous
dickbutt

But seriously now, Bikes
>> Anonymous
>>19034
Wow, live without a car?! Thats like, every other major city outside of the southern United States! How novel.
>> Hagbard Coin, Tripfag Extraordinaire !MbkX0ZR7RE
So, evidently, Portland isn't that good. There are just bikes there. Hurrah.
>> Anonymous
>>19296

Look on the bright side, they have shitloads of awesome beers and breweries, so at least you can be drunk. Enjoy your Portland.
>> Anonymous
>>19116
Not all of us Amerifags are /trv/ellers; most of them are essentially wheelbarrows of dicks that wake up every November to vote Republican.
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Portland is where people from Seattle go when they're sick of Seattle.
>> I'm your daddy
Portland is the single greatest hippie liberal town. It's not as oppressive and overwhelming as San Francisco, and it's more compact than Seattle.
>> Anonymous
Boston is just as bike-friendly as Portland, but is actually windier than CHICAGO.
>> Anonymous
>>19419
Is it as vibrant and lively as the other two, though?

I've always imagined Portland to be a sleepier Seattle, with fewer Asians, pretty much.