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Anonymous
Just returned from a trip to Germany

Anyone else notice what a shitty, unappealing country Germany is? I have no idea why anyone would ever want to live there. Food is subpar, weather sucks, cities have shit architecture and are littered to shit, and all people are ugly assholes.

Anything the Germans have done right is automotive related.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, it's safe to say Germany's peak came and went.
>> Anonymous
10 years from now you will be talking about what a great place it was and how you want to go back.
>> Anonymous
yes... we all value the opinion of a fucking shitty british tourist
>> Anonymous
>>73355
if it takes ten years to appreciate it, then what's the point?
>> Anonymous
...Beer...

Related
>> Anonymous
>>73352
Most of your points are right, that's why many people (read: people with some brain left) leave. The, more or less, 'danegrous' thing I see here is the steady increase of dumb people emigrating - or at least trying to. While 95% may not make it there still will be some stupid Germans spit out into the 'outter world', starting to colonize there with their shitty behaviours, traditions and stuff and being nothing but a pollution of the 'new' environment. Berlin and MAYBE Hamburg may be some green zones here, but this probably is just some beauty talk to my self.
>Anything the Germans have done right is automotive related.
3/10. In a way you're right, but a long long time ago people actually invented good stuff and created good music here.

But overall you're right.
>> Anonymous
I agree completely, I've known Germans to be a very unappealing people that carry their trash with them whereever they go. Never been to Germany, don't plan to go, so don't have to worry about that at least. I should hope that the Germans I have the displeasure of meeting at least know their place.
>> Anonymous
Can we blame the Cold War for this?
>> Anonymous
I lived in Germany for two years and enjoyed it immensely.

What city did you go to? Frankfurt is a pretty gnarly place, but its the one sore asshole in the entire country.

Germany is an awesome place. You either approached the place with a city attitude or you went to Hesse and met all the assholes and dirty Turks that live there and assumed the whole place was like that.
>> Anonymous
>>73352
you obviously didn't go to the right places.

went to hamburg 2 months ago, best time of my life hands down.
>> Anonymous
Turks and slavs have ruined Germany.
>> Anonymous
the germans have ruined germany, no one else has done that for them.
>> Anonymous
>>73352

Thats a picture of Austria

tears of joy BTW
>> Anonymous
>Food is subpar
What, compared to British "cuisine" or American burgers? Nigga please...
>weather sucks
Duh...it's autumn. Are you retarded?
>cities have shit architecture
Not all of us live in cozy timber framed houses. You don't get exporter #1 by drinking beer and dancing around the Maypole.
>littered to shit
This one kinda gave you away.
>Anything the Germans have done right is automotive related.
The question remains: What have your people ever done right?
>> Anonymous
>>73417

If he's American- Landed on the Moon
British- Took over the world
>> Anonymous
>>73418
>If he's American- Landed on the Moon
Gee I wish Germany was as large and populated as America. Not to mention bright people like Wernher von Braun, rite?
>British- Took over the world
The world =/= A bunch of tribal societies. Consider me unimpressed until they have conquered most of Europe.
>> Anonymous
>>73419

Von Braun was only able to kill cows in England until he was rescued from that shithole by the CIA and brought to this great nation.

Why don't you band together with France, England and all of them and at least put a man in space, even China did it
>> Anonymous
>>73419

And you couldn't even take over those tribal countries, you only had two shitty desert colonies
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>>73420
>>73421
I fart in your general direction.
>> Anonymous
>>73419
Werner von Braun didn't stay in Germany now did he? He didn't invent rocketry, he was inspired by someone else. He was not the only person responsible for that historic achievement either.
>> Anonymous
>>73427
My POINT is, to get back to topic: How much of a failure as a /trv/ller do you have to be to come to Germany and only see the shitty architecture, subpar food and littered streets? I'd say a fucking huge failure. Kinda like going to the Niagara Falls, spending the whole time in the guest toilet and then complaining about it on /trv/.
>> Anonymous
>>73430

Stop changing the subject

What have Germans done besides make cars
>> Anonymous
>>73431
I'm not changing the subject, please refer to the name of this board.
And besides, I have little time to waste on 16 year olds from countries whose education system has failed. Hard.
>> Anonymous
>>73433

You're just mad because you expelled all the good Germans from your country in the name of some wackball ideology
>> Anonymous
>>73433
>And besides, I have little time to waste on 16 year olds from countries whose education system has failed. Hard.

Butthurt? ON MY 4CHAN?
>> Anonymous
OP here

I'm from Canada originally, but I live in Sweden.
>> Anonymous
>>73434
Don't pull *that* card or I'll go and cry on my pillow >:(
>>73435
Gee, you got me there, Cap'.
>>73436
My condolences.
>> Anonymous
>>73434
Don't pull *that* card on me or I'll go and cry on my pillow >:(
>>73435
Haha, you got me there, Captain!
>>73436
My condolences.
>> Anonymous
>>73431
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijOErcZO9dc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keTW7YZBjFw

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nobel_laureates_by_country
>> Anonymous
>Anything the Germans have done right is jew related.
>> Anonymous
Britfag here.

I love Germany. Beer and sausages, really friendly people everywhere and roads without speed limits. What more could you want in life?

Definitely planning to go back at some stage.
>> Anonymous
>>73430
You can never fail as a /trv/lr if you go some place new you've never been. That's the whole point of travel, you dolt.

Also, ITT: butthurt Europeans with centuries old rivalries. Come off it already.
>> Anonymous
>>73352
i am german and i agree. also too many niggers and turks. at least in berlin. they can rename berlin to new istambul in 50 years if they continue to breed like rats
>> Anonymous
>>73527
>at least in berlin

We should block that shithole again and then set it on fire. Nothing of value would be lost.
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>>73527
What's the matter? Germany too HARDCORE for you?
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/4132645/Voll_auf_die_Fresse
>> Anonymous
>>73433
too late, if you didn't care you wouldn't be posting, butthurt moron.
>> Anonymous
>>73352

Halt die Fresse Du dämlicher Wichser. Auf so elendige HuSos wie Du es bist, können wir hier gerne verzichten. Aber deutsches Bier ist gut, ne?? Damn Motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
>>73431
they invented nearly everything you use and dont use
>> Anonymous
>>73431
See the mass exodus of scientists pre-WWII and all the shit they made. And awesome armor.
Fuck year, 18th century Germanic plate. And tanks. You Germans need to tell France to give you a panzer back.
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>>73431
I'm sorry you accidentally Bach, Händel, Telemann, Wagner, Schubert, Schumann; Heisenberg, Einstein, Hertz, Born, Planck, Schwarzschild; Gauss, Jacobi, Hilbert, Möbius, Fahrenheit...
>> Anonymous
>>73554

You know really very much about Germany. The only reason for the war was, so that Israel can be created. Their stolen country rather returns Americas to the natives
>> Anonymous
bullshit! i went to berlin this summer and that was one of the best weekends i had. architecture is awesome with huge open spaces. if i would move somewhere that would defintly be germany.
>> Anonymous
>>73561

LOL. This guy just fucked you all. haha

Also not the same guy.
>> Anonymous
>>73352


thats not entirely true....oh wait....sig is swiss. nevermind.
>> Anonymous
>>73561
you don't get to count the jews after ww2 btw
>> Anonymous
>>73593

You Fucker, i´m from Germany. Tell me something about WW 2.0 or the Holocaust.
>> Anonymous
>>73594
Congrats. Now re-read the sentence or cry more.
>> Anonymous
>>73601

What can you tell me about germany.??? Uhhhh, Jew-Slaughter, or what? Fuck you.
>> Anonymous
>>73602
I don't know whether if it's your english skills or general comprehension skills that are failing you, so I'm afraid you have to go on with these butthurt BAWW I'M A GERMUN WHADDYA KNOW BOUT GERMANY BAAWWW rants
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
>>73576
>sig is swiss
I got some bad news for you...
Greeting from good ol' Germany though! Keep buying our guns and you might even win that war!
>> Anonymous
>>73593

We are talking about German history here. Trolls are not widely accepted in /trv/ fyi.
>> Anonymous
Germany is awesome. I'm from Ireland, which is basically the Jamaica of Europe except without the good weather, so busses never run on time and trains are just about always late.

But in Berlin, you bet your ass that if it says ten minutes they mean fucking ten minutes. When I reached the bus stop I was sitting down on my pack, getting ready for the long wait but nope! Arrived just on time, and was nice and warm inside too.

Then EVERYBODY was happy to pick me up as a hitchhiker. I mean, I had two cars stop for me at once, and I had to choose. I chose the one with this cute-as-hell little JB in the back seat, oh baby. So I spent the next part of the drive talking in broken German and did my awesome "here-then-there" magic trick for that lil' JB. That's an awesome trick. But she suddenly wasn't as attractive when she shouted "OH MEIN GOTTTTTTT!!!AMZING!!!!!FGFDSDGFRAGD!""

But yeah, Germany's great.
>> Anonymous
>>73561
Accidentally what?
>> Anonymous
>>73749
Bach, Händel, Telemann, Wagner, Schubert, Schumann; Heisenberg, Einstein, Hertz, Born, Planck, Schwarzschild; Gauss, Jacobi, Hilbert, Möbius, Fahrenheit.
>> Anonymous
>>73750

Would you please stop feeding the troll, for fuck's sake...
>> Anonymous
German got awesome fetish ladies.
>> Anonymous
As if it wasn't obvious from the start this whole thread was started by some neo-nazi troll douchebag.
>> sage Anonymous
>What have Germans done besides make cars

They invented the thermobaric bomb back in 1945 that kills terrorist in Afghanistan nowadays? What have the americans invented that kills terrorists anyway?
They invented the audio cassette?
They invented the shopping mall?
They invented the material your pre-packed meals are delivered in.
>> Anonymous
>>73794
>>They invented the thermobaric bomb
>>They invented the shopping mall?
>>They invented the material your pre-packed meals are delivered in.

Gee, thanks Germany.
>> Anonymous
Oh, and Iran invented the shopping mall, anyway. Or, arguably, the Russians.
>> Anonymous
>Oh, and Iran invented the shopping mall, anyway. Or, arguably, the Russians.

Actually, Victor Grün an austrian jew invented and promoted the concept of today's shopping malls. The simple idea of collecting many different shops under a single roof is of course ways older than that.
>> Anonymous
And we have in Germany no more Wal-Mart. We won, hahaha.
>> Anonymous
>>73802

Yeah, Jews are really capitalists. Nearly one would have solved this problem.
>> Anonymous
>>73802
If it is "of course way older than that", well, then he didn't invent it, now did he?
>> sage Anonymous
>>73810

Frankly, that's like saying that the chinese invented the helicopter because of a children's toy or that the egypteans invented churches because they erected buildings soley to service some guy in the sky. As an example, none of these "oldentimes malls" feature the tiny plazas, plants and restaurants imitating the situation of a real inner city. They were simly places were lots of merchants set up their tables and offerd their wares.
Furthermore, nore the Iranians, neither the Russians had to deal with massive car traffic, reinforced concret, suburbs and the fear of violent niggers at every corner of the city center which were some of the motivators behind malls.
>> Anonymous
German scientists and engineers are debatably the most influential in the world, per capita (only the UK does/has done seriously better)