Hey, /trv/, here's a somewhat interesting topic that I'm sure will end up on page 10 in no time, I'm thinking of starting a new life in Svalbard, the island north of Norway. What am I going to need if I choose to embark on this epic journey?
a fridge
NO, you will be KILL by BEARS.
A hot air balloon.
Porno.
An item of unimaginable significance ... not just for our world, but for millions of others.
don't forget your golden compass
anyone have any info at all on this place?
Buy the "Zombie Survival Guide" and bring with you all the necessary equipment listed for one person during a "siege" circumstance. Your life will depend on it, soldier!
Learn Russian, then move to the nearby, yet better Russian settlement of Barentsburg...Actually, scratch that; stay in Norway. Well, so long as you don't mind mandatory conscription.
/trv/ - the same fantasy over and over again.At least it isn't Japan/Thailand/etcetcetc this time around.
pretty cool
ENLIST THE HELP OF AN ARMOURED BEAR
Ask Lyra Belacqua. She knows all about Svalbard. They have talking bears and Dust over there.
>>45789gb2 7chan /zom/
When people only know about a place because i was in a children's fantasy book/film it's probably not a very interesting place.