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Next monday I set out on a 22 day trip through Europe with 3 of my friends. We are goig to be staying in hostels and getting drunk alot. I have bought a bigass box of condoms and, even though I know this is 4chan, I was wondering, what are my chances of getting laid? Should I even take condoms? If I do get laid should I not bother with condoms and just try to spread my seed around Europe?
>> Anonymous
Hangover at a hostel is the worst hangover ever. Also, a sweaty backpacking Amerikan is hardly the sexiest thing ever to Euro girls, but anything you do get will probably have around nine different STDs. Your call.
>> Anonymous
Stay in America.
>> Anonymous
>>38171
No you won't get any pussy on this trip. If you can't get any back home, you certainly won't get any in Europe. Unless you find some really fucking desperate women in Eastern Europe. But my advice to you is this: Go to bars and stuff, get drunk, talk to the local girls, they might... MIGHT be drunk enough to want your filthy American ass as a one-night stand.
>> Anonymous
Americans look exactly like europeans. Are you the kind of guy who get's casual sex on a regular basis? If so then take the condoms,if not leave them be. Your chances won't improve they will only decrease because you will be smelly and generally look like crap.

Visiting amsterdam?
>> Anonymous
I will be a sweaty backpacking Englishman, I am hoping I will be able to subdue and seduce the natives with concepts such as democracy, art and the sciences.
>> Anonymous
>>38177

Yeah im going to be in amsterdam, cant afford a prostitute though, and even if I could people back home would give me too much shit.

I get a very average amount of fanny, the condoms are mainly due to the fact that if I do get the chance to bone some stranger in another country I want to seize it.
>> Anonymous
come to sweden and ill introduce you to some 16yo sluts (completely legal here) that loves 20-28 year-olds.
>> Anonymous
Your chances of getting laid are the same as they are anywhere else in the world. Go to a dingy club and pick up some stupid slut.
>> Anonymous
you know, you could just buy the condoms in Europe?
>> Anonymous
exactly
>> Anonymous
>>38204

Its not the same. Plus I needed to restock anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>38204
If you don't bring your own you'll find the European ones too loose and baggy for you.
>> ­­
>>38204

European condoms are smaller than what you get anywhere else in the world; I don't know why though.
>> Anonymous
i've hear european herpes is better
>> Anonymous
>>38231
It's more compact and efficient.
>> Anonymous
>>38219
wat
I use the regular stuff here, got magnums in the US
>> Anonymous
> just try to spread my seed around Europe?

Nah, it's been done. They were called the vikings.

Take the condoms, use the condoms, unless the girl has condoms, in which case use hers.
>> Anonymous
>>38219
what? that's bullshit. you're thinking of Indian ones
>> Anonymous
europeans dont wear condoms

girls will laugh at you if you do
>> Anonymous
>>38177
I highly doubt this. Besides americans talk through their noses, sounds absolutely awful.
>> Peter O'Toole !!9dHIaXg6fjZ
>>38297
wut?
>> Anonymous
>>38296

Mooseshit.
>> Anonymous
>>38298
Americans are nasally. If you hold your nose and speak English, you'll sound just like an American.
>> Peter O'Toole !!9dHIaXg6fjZ
>>38316
Uhm, no. Try again.
>> Anonymous
>>38317
It's true. It's to do with the vowel sounds in American English. Especially "a" and "o"
>> Anonymous
>>38317
http://www.icphs2007.de/conference/Papers/1171/1171.pdf
>> Anonymous
>>38321
>>38316
This is the worst accent we have: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Drawl
I really detest anyone who sounds like this.
>> Anonymous
>>38316
hey,your right.
>> Peter O'Toole !!9dHIaXg6fjZ
>>38321
To each his own.