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Anonymous
I'd like to move to the orients. As someone who speaks fluent French/English, what kind of salary could I get as a teacher over there? Say.. in Japan?
>> Anonymous
First you will have to learn Japanese.
>> Anonymous
>>19052

How much of it?
>> Anonymous
>>19054

All of it.
>> Anonymous
>>19055
That's a lot. Can't I just learn half? Or a quarter?
>> Anonymous
>>19048
First of all, French is totally worthless in Japan. Next, you should know at least basic Japanese to get around. You might be able to find work as a teacher of both languages, but that will be a tremendous drag -- the Japanese work hours are horrible for just one job.
>> Anonymous
JET program, look it up.
>> Anonymous
>>19080
being phased out

more like "Interac, look it up"
>> Anonymous
Hmh, I suppose the reason why Japanese people can't speak english for shite is that all kinds of weeaboo schmucks with zero formal teaching education get hired to teach it to them. Don't you dare do it, you'll be a stain of shame to all teachers that no good deeds can erase.

Also, sage.
>> Anonymous
French isn't worthless in Japan!

They think you're cultured when you speak it
>> Anonymous
>>19192
>They have no idea what the fuck you're saying when you speak it.
>> Anonymous
>>19192
Anything except Japanese and the Global Language, English, is useless in Japan.
>> Anonymous
>>19215
wrong, copywriters are needed for manuals that go with japanese/chinese electronics.
>> Anonymous
>>19193
Exactly!
>> Anonymous
>>19215
English is not the global language.
>> Anonymous
>>19223
ESPERANTO, BITCHES
>> Anonymous
>>19223
>international language of the seas
>primary language of the internet
>used in almost every major business deal thanks to arrogant Yanks like myself

...

Yeah, you failed.
>> Anonymous
>>19080
Enjoy being a failure and not getting a job
>> Anonymous
>>19223
hahaha oh wow.
>> Anonymous
>>19220

OP doesn't know either of those languages though. He could only translate English into French and French into English.

Go to France OP.
>> Anonymous
duh! everybody knows the international language is...love
>> Anonymous
MATHEMATICS IS THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

ALL OF YOU ARE FAGGOTS
>> Anonymous
>>19255
The international language is the sound of bombs dropped from 40,000 feet.
>> Anonymous
The international language is the tortured screams of pre-pubescent orphan girls being roasted alive for afternoon brunch.
>> Anonymous
The only mutually intelligible form of communication between any two humans is the sloshing sound of a penis in a tight moist vagina