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I wish I could live in Germany

But I'm afraid muscular Germans will beat me up on the streets

:(
>> Anonymous
Huge, muscular German boys with rippling muscles... mm :(
>> Anonymous
OP is a german trying to make germany look good
>> Anonymous
>>22182
Germany kicks ass faggot

Our men are strong, our women beautiful, and our children intelligent. All hail Germany.
>> Anonymous
Germany will become a Muslim nation in 20 years. Praise be Allah.
>> Anonymous
>>22183
Looks like it's time to put those German fags in their place once again...
>> Anonymous
Hey guys, don't mention the war to>>22183!
>> Anonymous
I was at this castle, SwanRock, it's a nice castle.
>> Anonymous
>>22183
You're not even eine Deutschman
>> Anonymous
>>22192

Deutschman? lol
>> Anonymous
The Germans are the smartest of all whites
>> Anonymous
>>22183
Sorry, I don't understand nazi. =|
>> Anonymous
If Germany wasn't so nazi about censorship, I wouldn't mind living there.
>> Anonymous
>>22206
its only nazi about violence in the tv and vidya
sexuality is usualy not a problem
i can see boobs in my afternoon tv for example and softcore porn late at night.
this is on free tv too.
>> Anonymous
Germany is a nice country, but they keep themselves to themselves. German TV is horrible, ever saw Monty Python or James Bond dubbed in german?
>> Anonymous
>>22189
What's the deal of not mentioning the war? I always hear that when foreign people talk about how to deal with Germans.
It's no taboo, and it's certainly not something you should not talk about. Simply be warned, that the average German knows more about the war than you do.
>> Anonymous
>>22264
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pvid0UHqi4
I quite like this version, and I'm English. The subtitles are a bit fucked up though.
>> Anonymous
Whoever said German keep themselves to themselves has a point, even though a large number of German college students are bilingual, they still prefer to use German inside their country while speaking to foreigners. My advice if you want to go to Germany is to always know a little bit of Deutsch before hand.
>> Anonymous
>>22287

Zig Heil auf weinderschien danke ein volk wir mussen die juden aus rotten hansel und gretel
>> Anonymous
>>22182


Das fuhrer die betur
>> Anonymous
>>22268
That's not dubbed. Monty python did a German version.
>> Anonymous
>>22289
I would love to see you trying. Bitte, warnen Sie mir wenn sie kommen zu mein schone Deutschland.
>> Anonymous
>>22172
More chance of Turks beating you up on the streets than Germans. But yes, Germany is superior.
>> Anonymous
>>22294
Oh sorry, missed the dubbed part. Never seen that but I guess it sucks shit like all dubs.
>> Anonymous
>>22298

Half those words are English words pronounced funny. And don't call me a dick, thats what Bitte means in French if I'm not mistaken
>> Anonymous
>>22287

Sometimes Germans will try to catch you, you could speak perfect accentless German or French when you're giving them you're forged papers. Then they'll say "Good Luck" or "your German is very good" in English, and you'll impulsively say "Thanks". That's when they'll start chasing after you and if you get caught they'll probably shoot you.

I saw it in a movie.

Also if you're riding in a car with a German and he asks if you want to smoke a cigarette and stretch your legs don't do it, its a trick.
>> Anonymous
>>22341
lol
>> Anonymous
>>22341
Ultra fail....
>> Anonymous
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Fact: all germans want to secretly rape you
>> Anonymous
I know a lot of Germans pretty cool people and hella smart and their counry is easy on the eyes with a pretty interesting history but their porn gives me the fucking creeps...
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>>22342
I see what you did there.
>> Anonymous
MUSKULIERTE MÄNNER
>> Anonymous
>>22370
Die werden auch hier als Abschaum angesehen. Dont be afraid of Germany. Its cool here!
>> Anonymous
>>22265
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k7U-_tJVmw&
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEmgwn8vgr8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_o5FDonHlo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-fLW-QNy4I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB28zPd6tPI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fitl4ARpIc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feLqz1udhtY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5gpvHgfeLU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCrmkP_HJEQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgwF42IAPjo

Germans are fucking funny. I love Germany. You're a-ok in my book.
>> Anonymous
>>22407
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgwF42IAPjo

Wow, this is the unfunniest scene I've ever seen in my life.
Now I know why you Amerifags find it funny to make the Hitlergruß and shout "Sieg Heil".
>> Anonymous
>>22759
What'd you think of the other videos?
>> Anonymous
The only good one is the one with the Nazis.
By the way, the one with the cops going crazy is fake.