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Guns & Talks

Torrent: http://torrents.thepiratebay.org/3461010/Guns.and.Talks.2001.DVDRip.DivX.OGG.EngSub_%5Bkoreanmovies%
5D.3461010.TPB.torrent

Personal Review : I saw it yesterday and I almost peed in my pants laughing
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>> Duckmongler !VHhlWWDzmw
>The foursome work out of their shared house, and their claim to fame is following the wishes of their clients down to the very last detail-if the client only wants someone's left hand blown off, they will do it, no questions asked.
What if the client wants someone circumcised by bullets under local anaesthetic on the night of a full moon when Jupiter and Mars are aligned with Earth? Will they do that, huh?
>> Anonymous
>>252132
Yea in the sequel they do XD
>> Anonymous
Subbed?
>> Anonymous
>>252132
i lik u daet pls
>> Anonymous
>>252140
bet you were blind to see the ENGSUB in the url?

I NEED MOAR SEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
>> Anonymous
>>252160
Be patient the movie worth it.
>> Anonymous
Is Guns and Talks the title of the movie??
from what i can tell it says something about killer's "something"
>> Anonymous
>>252197
killers' talk
>> Anonymous
/r/ iso
>> Anonymous
The English title is Guns and Talks, I guess, judging from the cover. Direct translation would be Killers' Gossip.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
And some one has an opinion? funny, not funny, almost funny ?
>> Anonymous
I would say it does have some comic irony in it, I highly enjoyed it.

8/10
>> Anonymous
absolutely loved it, 7-8/10 seems fair for that movie
thanks op!
>> Anonymous
The face expressions of the leader were the best part, when the client say that she hate the "lefties with curly hair" was to much.
>> Anonymous
Corea sage nida
>> Anonymous
how do you see the subtitles my video player does not recognize it. which player do you use? mine is core media player
>> Anonymous
>>252393
VLC works the best.
>> Anonymous
I have two questions:

1)What Sang-yeon say in the bus stop when he turn around to the camera, it has no subs.
2)What Sang-yeon say to his brother in the elevator when the client is insulting him.

thanks
>> Anonymous
>>252436
1. Get that camera out of my face, you nigger.
2. Kill that nigger.
>> Anonymous
how big is this?
>> Anonymous
>>252475
695MB
>> Anonymous
i am fagget
>> Anonymous
Native-Dog_Eater's
>> Anonymous
>>252450
why did i lol
>> Anonymous
>>252436give me the time of the scenes
>> Anonymous
movie was good, what other good movies are there from Korea or japan?
>> Tsu-na-mi
> movie was good, what other good movies are there from Korea or japan?

IMHO, the Koreans are making FAR better films than the Japanese. Hong Kong films almost universally sucked after the UK Pullout in 1997, with a few exceptions. Here are my Asian film recommendations.

Korean:

My Wife is a Gangster (martial arts yakuza comedy (what is the Korean version of Yakuza/Triad/Mafia, anyway?))
Oldboy (part of the Vengeance Trilogy, along with Lady Vengeance and Sympathy for Mr Vengeance)
Swiri (modern action thriller)
Bichunmoo (historical martial arts)
Too Beautiful to Lie (romantic comedy, funny as hell)
Sex is Zero (college comedy. think American Pie)
My Sassy Girl (a classic romantic comedy. must-see)
A Moment to Remember (very sad film about a woman with a disease I won't mention here (spoiler))


Japanese:

Azumi (2 films, historical martial arts)
Zatoichi (2003) (same)
Princess Blade (modern martial arts)
Battle Royale (what, you live under a rock?)
Versus (yakuza + zombies = fun!)

Thai:
Ong Bak (modern martial arts, with spectacular fight scenes and a good story (most of the time)).
Tom Yum Gong (not a sequel to OB, but very similar and a lot of the same actors)

Hong Kong:

Infernal Affairs ("The Departed" is a remake of this film. excellent)
Shaolin Soccer / Kung-fu Hustle / God of Cookery (Some of Stephen Chow's best comedies IMHO)
House of Flying Daggers (hist. martial arts)
The Killer / A Better Tomorrow (3 films) (John Woo classics)
Once Upon a Time in China (3-6 films) (Tsui Hark's classic films about Wong Fei Hung, a chinese hero. TH only directed the first 2-3 I think)

I can list more (I have a LOT of Asian films on DVD and AVI), but these are among the best.
>> Anonymous
>>252913
I love your taste, seen almost all of the movies you listed.

sexpls ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>252913

HA. Far better films than the Japanese? Only decent movie on your Korean list is Oldboy (and all of them old). And I wouldn't exactly call ANY romantic comedy a good movie.
>> Anonymous
I loved oldboy. Is that shallow? What else should I see in that list. I don't have the bandwidth/time to get all of those.
>> Anonymous
A few more movies not listed

Korean

Tae Guk Gi (sort of like saving private ryan, very emotional story)
Maundy Thursday (A suicidal woman falls in love with an inmate on death row, very sad)
Gangster High (High School gangs)
Friend (also called Chingu, it's about friendship)
3-Iron (A guy who lives in peoples homes while they're on vacation falls in love with a woman who's beat by her husband)
The Host (chemical waste spawns a monster in the river that kidnaps people)

Japanese

Ran (Akira Kurosawa, enough said)
Seven Samurai (a classic)

Chinese/HK

The Killer (Fuck yeah Chow Yun Fat shedding blood heroically)
Hard Boiled (see above)

I'm sure I'm missing some, I'll post more if I remember
>> Anonymous
just a few suggestions of japanese movies that i like (and one korean movie):
attack the gas station (comedy/action movie about small time korean criminals robbing a gas station)
survive style 5+ (comedy with 5 connected stories. awesome visual design and soundtrack, and absolutely fucking hilarious the whole way through)
blue spring (gang drama taking place in a boys highschool, great thee michelle gun elephant soundtrack)
wild zero (zombies guns & rocknroll, fucking hilarious sober, best movie ever when drunk)
electric dragon 80,000 volts (holy shit fucking rooftop electric guitar ninja battles)
>> Anonymous
>>252929

Get Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance if you liked Oldboy. Same director. Here are some others:

Japan:

All About Lily Chou Chou (must see drama)
Tokyo Fist (psychological drama/thriller)
Shark Skin Man & Peach Hip Girl (action)
Joze to tora to sakana tachi (Josee, the Tiger and the Fish) (Romance/Drama)
Dead or Alive 2: Birds (action/drama)
Rainy Dog (action/drama)
Vital (drama/horror)
Ping Pong (comedy/drama)
Blue Spring (drama)
Branded to Kill
Face of Another
Fireworks
The Taste of Tea
Woman in the Dunes


Thailand:

Tears of the Black Tiger


Korea (aside from those already mentioned):

Save the Green Planet (MUST SEE)
Oasis
3-Iron
Failan


HK & China:

Infernal Affairs
A Chinese Ghost Story
Swordsman 2 (best unknown Jet Li movie...)
Duel to the Death
Beast Cops (Amazing and little known crime drama)
Farewell My Concubine


Those are pretty much my favorites. Every one of them is worth seeing...
>> Anonymous
>>252913
>>252970
>>252972
>>252979
I fucking love you two.

>> Anonymous
The director of Ong-Bak and The Protector did a new movie recently called Chocolate. If you liked those you should like this. It's not much different, other than the new main character isn't Tony Jaa and fights a bit differently.
>> Anonymous
>>252728
ok the scenes time are :
1) bus stop 00:19:44
2) elevator 01:06:43

thanks for the answer :)
>> Anonymous
>>253003

You forgot to mention the main character is an autist girl. Gives the movie more points automatically. Action is somewhat slower then Ong-bak because of girl fighting, but still entertaining.
>> Anonymous
>>253003
is there a torrent of this that isn't a crappy tilted cam
>> Anonymous
>>253070
i think there's a dvdrip already, but the subs were atrocious.
>> Anonymous
>>253090

Yes there is a dvdrip, and the subs were pretty bad, but I found some fixed subtitles with better grammar. Not sure how good the translation was, but I understood the simple and unimportant plot just fine.
>> Anonymous
>>252972
I'm downloading all but one (blue spring) thanks to your awesome descriptions.
>> Anonymous
>>252972
>>253106
get a room faggots
>> Anonymous
>>253106
well that's just great, why not blue spring, though?
>>253109
why are you even here?
>> Anonymous
>>253109
QFT
>> Anonymous
>>253112
Not into a high school dramas.

>>253114
>>253109
get a room faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>252972
>>253106
It is my humble opinion that these members are displaying a large amount of affection for one another and should consider transferring their affectionate acts into a less populated area of discussion.

get a room faggots
>> Anonymous
>>253130
>>253114
>>253109
same faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>253126

It can't be defined by 'high school drama'. Yes, it takes place in and around a high school, but it's so much more than that... The school is more like a festering knot of delinquents, murderers and yakuza. There are no sweet crushes or triumphant buzzer beaters or heavy handed life lessons. It's just an awesome movie.
>> Anonymous
My REVIEW:

Whilst the first 30 minutes or so are brilliant, and it really did get me interested, it doesn't build on that positive start. Instead, it indulges in pointless love tangents that don't go anywhere, and after a while the film becomes, quite frankly, tedious.

The plot is ludicrous, I realise it's a comedy but it should at least make sense, or failing that, actually be funny, yet it manages to accomplish neither. The teams strange fascination with the female news anchor seems crowbarred in, to explain why they went through with the assassination at the end, but neither are fully explained. So you have no reason to empathise with any of the characters, and your left, ultimately, not caring about who lives or dies.

Running time, to a certain degree, shouldn't feature in whether or not a film is good, but if the film is badly paced, and this one is, then it makes it feel much longer than it actually should be.

This is "a silly little movie", only it's not little, but a 2hr distraction that you'll forget 15 minutes after watching.

3/10

...

Oh and the soundtrack is terrible.
>> Anonymous
>>253177
>My REVIEW:
We don't care.
>> Anonymous
I agree with Mr.>>253216opinion We don't care about your opinion and man you have a movie reviews complex Chill Out, Is a low cost movie ¿What were you expecting?.

PD.: People don't listen to this idiot the movie is funny check it.
>> Anonymous
>>253251
shiteater
>> Anonymous
This movie made me lol.
>> Anonymous
Hamlet scene was off the chain, you dig, nigga? That shit be crackin'.
>> Anonymous
I saw a picture with four dudes and some korean text and instinctively, I hoped it was a TITTY SAMBO movie.
>> Anonymous
>>253434
wut?
>> Anonymous
>>253177
a very accurate review
>>253216
the film sucked, get over it
>> Anonymous
>>253177
>>253263
>>253502
pame serson
>> Anonymous
>>253263

But it's not shit, it's quite good. Know to use all the range of termes between shit and marvellous you know.

>>253177

>> Anonymous
The subs are VERY VERY BAD or am i doing it wrong? extra letters for no apparent reason at the end/star of each sentence... whats the deal?
>> Anonymous
>>253546
No, you're doing it right, subs are god awful.

How can they be edited? I'd be more than happy to do subtitle editing myself and upload it for you gentlemen.
>> Anonymous
>>253552
Actually, Google answered my question.

http://www.videohelp.com/tools/Subtitle_Workshop

I'm going to try using that to edit the terrible subs. If I can do so properly, I'll be back soon with results.
>> Anonymous
Alright, proper English subtitles for Guns and Talks.

They SHOULD run beautifully.

http://www.mediafire.com/?6gnan2mlnis
>> Anonymous
>>253528
lol.

1. take a basic plot anyone can understand
2. poke holes in that plot
3. make viewer fill in the blanks
>> Anonymous
>>253177

( ???)
>> Anonymous
New subs thanks Sr. Anon, damn this person never appeared again>>252728.
>> Anonymous
>>253575
WOW thanks ANON
>> Anonymous
>>253639
Yeah, I know. While I was doing the resubbing I got to the elevator scene and had an "..oh." moment. Still got done what I could, though, since the random letters at the end of everything were bothering me a great deal.
>> Anonymous
>>252883
lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>253717
Go back to watching the Rundown and Larry the Cable Guy, domestic film faggot.
>> Anonymous
CRAP

stop seeding this on my internet. THIS SHIT IS TOO HORRIBLE!

you disappointed me /t/
>> Anonymous
>>253731
fuck you fatty
>> Anonymous
I saw this movie years ago, it's really good and funny.


I think i'll go watch it now on mi dvd player
>> Anonymous
>>253575
These subs are fantastic.
>> Anonymous
brb fappin
>> Anonymous
There are none good Korean movies. They all suck and are made for buttfuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>254143
the only exception being Attack the Gas Station
>> Anonymous
This was boring as hell. Thanks for nothin, anon.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
This Anon>>252085say "you are welcome Anon"
>> Anonymous
saw this film after posted, loved it thanks OP :D
>> Anonymous
>>252085
watch marrying the mafia 2 and 3 you would love it if you like guns and talks
>> Anonymous
>>254183

Well this is the best seeding version I could find of the MF3 http://www.seedpeer.com/details/619347/Marrying-The-Mafia-3-2006.html but I can't find the MF2 torrent in none of my favorite torrent site, could you spare a link please? thanks.
>> Anonymous
Koreans are awesome at movies. Guns and Talks is one of my favorites, I have it on DVD.
>> Anonymous
It's funny when you re watch allot of these, most of them arn't as good as you remember.

heres my list

Project A (at least the first one, stunts are amazing despite the age)

Fist of legend (older decent jet li flick, if you like that check out born to defend)

Kill Zone (good fight action cop story, a little over the top with some of the death scenes though)


Attack the gas station (decent korean comedy)

Once upon a time in high school (KDramala, pretty fucking long but worth it for some of the fight scenes, especially the one at the end)


Sukiyaki Western (shit is so cash, japanese western, cant really explain it, just watch)

Full time killer (assassins square of over a love triangle, hilarity ensues, also epileptic seizures rofl)


Born to fight (decent thai flick, stunts are amazing stunts and fight scenes, has a one leged dude beating the shit out of some antagonist)

If you havent seen house of flying/crouching tiger/shoaling soccer/kung fu hustle thats your own damn fault.

As for some of the other movies....

Oldboy, is ok, everything else (sympathy for mr.vengence and that of one) is fucking retarded, if you want pointless violence with horrible storylines watch anything past Saw I.

Battle royal one was ok, didn't come close the book (read it if you liked the movie, so much better) but the other ones were horrible, insane rugby coaches, really? thats the best they could come up with, sad.

The Host was decent, but lets be honest the plot sucked and the acting was pretty shitty.

I would search torrentz for most of these but if you cant find them or want full dvd rips you can probably get all of them here:

http://asiandvdclub.org
>> Anonymous
I think the rule of thumb when it comes to "Is it a good movie" is would you show it to you girlfriend?

Volcano High, no.
Guns & Talks, maybe.

Its hard to watch some japanese/korean films because of the major social differences in our countries. For some reason they consider some movies to be entertainment.
>> Anonymous
>>254786
infernal affairs is an HK movie.
>> Anonymous
>>Volcano High
only if it were an anime but in liveaction it sucks you are right
>> Anonymous
>>254824

It sort of is based off Tenjou Tenge. Good quality animation with some great fight scenes, a little over the top with some of the female anatomy.
>> Anonymous
just finished watching it, Guns and Talks is amazingly funny. Its story depth and comedy is great too especially for an assassin's movie.
>> Anonymous
I quit halfway into it, didn't think it was funny nor well acted. The female student and the female target of one of the assassins were horrible characters and actresses in particular.
>> Anonymous
i've love these kind of odd comedy, especially if there Live action movies of animes anyone have any other recommendations for such movies???