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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/edward-penishands.php
>Anyway, Susanne follows Edward to his castle/warehouse. She asks him to hold her and he warns "I cant, I'll squirt." Susanne cares not, for her love transcends the bounds of squirting. She embraces Edward and in slow motion she begins spinning beneath the ceaseless eruptions from his dickhands. Romantic music plays and it is all very touching. Then, somewhere else in the castle where clothing is optional, she tends to Edward's non-hand penis. Love really does conquer all.
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