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4chan Voicemail Project Episode 1 Anonymous
4chan Voicemail Project Episode 1 is complete:

http://www.deadfrog.us/index.php?act=entry&id=7170

Anonymous via voicemail. Serious business.
>> Anonymous
Whut?
>> Anonymous
also via zshare:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/4chan-voicemail-project-ep1-mp3-g60.html
>> Anonymous
Are you gonna do another one? I want to be part of one.
>> Anonymous
my voice is not there ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>129217

if i read around and see that people liked it, i'd like to do another one. otherwise, there's not much point, ya know. feel free to call in. the number is (202)-449-8473.

>>129218

did you call? if so, my apologies; I had to keep it short for anonymous' attention span. you may hear yourself if there's another episode. see above regarding that.

if you didn't call, the phone number is (202)-449-8473. it's in the US. everyone is invited to leave something stupid or insightful. or both.
>> Anonymous
awesome! i am the guy who said the /b/ speech
>> Anonymous
>>129226

yes, that earned you a prime spot. and see? editing fixes all.
>> Anonymous
win win
>> Jesus !z.LOLm8x3o
Whoever came up with the idea to do this wins an internet, lol.
>> Anonymous
I loled. Anonymous want more.
>> Anonymous
Reminds me of /b/ for the blind.

Anyone got that?
>> Anonymous
You, sir, are quite the winnar for collecting/editing all this shit.

Anonymous approves.
>> Anonymous
How much many messages in total did you get? Did you keep all the "raw" audio?
>> Anonymous
Holy shit I LOL'd

This has to be done again. I want in on this next time.
>> Anonymous
WINS for Belaire.

I wasn't expecting that audio copypasta. Delicious.
>> Anonymous
>>129429
>>129322
>>129261
>>129459
>>129242

Thank you for the kind comments.

>>129442

There are about 30 "usable" messages, and I still have them all.
>> Anonymous
Man, some of those guys have some wussy voices.
They sound like wiminz.
>> Anonymous
Upload all the raw ones, i'd like to hear more of my /b/rothers
>> Anonymous
w00t, just left my message
hopefully it make the next cut!
>> Anonymous
>>129477

Maybe someday I'll do a "DVD extras"-style release of just the voicemails, but for now I would like to keep the raw material unreleased. I hope you understand.
>> Anonymous
lmfao

keep the motherfucking internet off my motherfucking phone kthx
>> Anonymous
lol win
>> Anonymous
>>129470
I'd suggest that some of the callers might indeed be female, but you know, that no women on the internet business etc.
>> John !DsP25/Ui/2
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thanks for the image
>> Anonymous
/t/ anonymous, do you think the Project would work as well if the voicemails were of slightly lower quality? I would like to switch from a "sorta free" provider to a "really free" provider with lower quality. It's 8 kHz sampling vs 6 kHz sampling.
>> Anonymous
>>129691
should work its just voice
>> Anonymous
>>129610
voice changers, etc., etc.
>> Anonymous
I'm not getting any peers over here ._.
>> Anonymous
This wins. Hard Wins.
>> Anonymous
>>129707
No wait, nevermind. Thanks, this WINS.
>> Anonymous
Win. Not ultimate win mind you, but a very solid win nonetheless.
>> Anonymous
>>129470
4chan is a bunch of 13yr olds. What do you expect?
>> Anonymous
>>129470

psssst...its cause they're white.

*wink*
>> Anonymous
need seeds
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, this wins several internets. Episode 2 soon?
>> Anonymous
>>129801
see
>>129213
for alternative dl method
>> Anonymous
I'M ON YOUR VOICEMAIL, LEAVING MY MESSAGES! >;;))))
>> Anonymous
This is sooo great.
>> Anonymous
>>129226
You have a quite odd accent.
>> Anonymous
MADE OF WIN AND PEDO
>> Anonymous
This is a major dissapointment. As soon as I heard Desu, it was a lost cause. The only redeeming factor was the Bel-Air part.
>> Anonymous
>>129830
>>129826
>>129802
>>129728
>>129715
>>129714

Thank you for the kind comments.

Would anoymous kindly consider leaving a voicemail at (206)-222-2077 for the project? This is a new voicemail system I'm testing and I'd like to check it for quality. Even just a stupid one-line meme would be great.
>> Anonymous
bump for awesomeness
>> Anonymous
>>129871
I'd call you, but I'm eurofag ;__;
>> Anonymous
>>130030
Just add 001 in front of the number. And don't talk for hours, duh.
>> Venom !plRWGMatEA
206? Seattle?
Oh god. D;
>> Anonymous
>>130044
Ok, I'll think about giving you a call with my shitty accent!
>> Anonymous
this is genius

bel-air was hilarious
>> Anonymous
/r/ the written down /b/ version of the vendetta poem-thing - genius
>> Anonymous
Bam! To behold, a public bulletin board built on both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit - barely benevolent. But behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons, here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble: better to be brief. You may call me /b/
>> Anonymous
>>130681
/standing ovation
>> Anonymous
>>129202
>Anonymous via voicemail. Serious business.
If your hear his voice -> not anonymous anymore -> paradox
>> Anonymous
>>130692
Because once you meet a person you heard on the internet one day, you immediately recognize him/her just after hearing a few word, amirite.
>> Anonymous
age for awesome.
>> Anonymous
My thread is still alive after 9 days on /t/ amongst all this pr0n? Amazing. Thanks for the interest.

Leave voicemails and spam the project's new number on /b/ if you want to support it. The new number is (206)-222-2077. Another episode will magically appear once enough voicemail material is left.
>> Anonymous
this made my day, thanks
>> Anonymous
>>129845
QFT

For future reference, guys, ?? (desu) is pronounced day-sue. As in, "What a lovely day. I'm going to sue you." Daysue. Desu. DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
>> Anonymous
Can more people seed this? at least so I can pull it down, please. This is the first I have heard of this, and would like to listen to my fellow /b/tard asses speak.
>> Anonymous
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /b/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /t/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return
>> Anonymous
>>131223
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
Why you're even on /b/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.
Honestly, you're the sole reason /t/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.
if I had a gun with one bullet Honestly, I would shoot Hitler. I really would. and you were standing in front of me alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

lol internet
>> Anonymous
>>131077
You fail high-vowel devoicing.
>> Anonymous
>>131237

You fail at accurate generalisations of Japanese pronunciation.
>> Anonymous
pure win
>> Anonymous
WHERE'S MY FUCKING BUBBA CALL!?

Come on now!