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Comet Butterfly & Sword Anonymous
A kick-you-in-the-teeth martial arts extravaganza that shows a blatant disregard for the laws of physics, Comet Butterfly & Sword VHS English dub is the rarest and by far the best version of this modern classic film about a love that was not meant to be and a man who will stop at nothing in the pursuit of absolute power and control of the martial world. You WILL nod with approval at the \"top notch\" voice acting. You WILL marvel at the amazing high-flying action sequences and buckets of gore. You WILL laugh until you cry during the climactic Final Battle. Don\'t miss this martial arts epic of the ages!

Crazy hats: Check

Kicking a guy so hard his head explodes: Check

Super Armor: Check

Isaac Newton Rolling in his grave: Double Check

Torrent:
http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/14869662/comet+butterfly+and+sword

(Mod note: This is the original unlicensed Australian VHS dub, not available anywhere.)
>> Anonymous
the internet continues to remain outside of "anywhere"
>> Anonymous
Where is the Internet?
>> Anonymous
>>135376
Inside a series of tubes.
>> Anonymous
>>135377
Wrong. The Internet IS a series of tubes (which are loaded on a truck)!
>> Anonymous
cheesy sound effects
>> Anonymous
oh wow, this falls under the catagory of so bad it's good.
>> Anonymous
>>135419
oh yes
>> Anonymous
Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies
1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will become an orphan.

2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manage to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and declared dead.

3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.

4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.

5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.

6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.

7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots)
>> Anonymous
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"I HAVE THE SUPER ARMOR YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!"
>> Anonymous
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"I USED THE SPECIAL MAKE UP TECHNIQUE AND DISGUISED MYSELF AS LEE SO YOU'D END UP KILLING EACH OTHER"
>> Anonymous
Is there a "You killed my father, now I must take revenge...." in this?
>> Anonymous
>>135440
other way around
>> Anonymous
i love crazy asian movies, this looks like it'd be great. does anyone know where to get a good torrent of battlefield baseball, it was a hilarious japanese movie that i saw at my friends place and can't seem to find a torrent for it anywhere.
>> Forger
>>135456

"You had revived my daughter, some time I will have to pay you back?"
>> Anonymous
>>135465
It's available on Amazon, so we can't post a torrent for it.
>> Anonymous
>>135470
oh, thanks for the info

but why did you sage
>> Anonymous
Haven't seen this in years, but I recall it being pretty good.
Certainly above being a bad movie, never seen this dubbed version though.
>> Anonymous
The last 10 minutes really made the movie. LOL.
>> Ass Bandit
Whooah! A friend of mine recommended this movie to me eleven years ago, but I have yet to see it. He called it the best kung-fu movie ever. Thanks Anon, for bringing this torrent to my attention!
>> Anonymous
Hahaha, pretty rad.
>> Anonymous
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Is this comparable in any way to Story of Ricky/Riki-Oh in terms of sheer awesomeness?

http://www.torrentspy.com/torrent/400639/Riki_OH_The_story_of_Ricky_WS_DVDRIP_XivD_BG

"RICKY! SOMEONE GAVE ME 30 POUNDS OF RICE TO FINISH YOU OFF, TURN YOU INTO MINCE MEAT, PUT YOU IN A PIE!"
>> Kakanian
i must admit, this is one of the better kunfgu-flics I've had the pleasure to watch. Wins for all the human bullet scenes.
>> Anonymous
>>135470
When has 4chan EVER given a fuck if it's been avalible on DVD?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
great movie, thanks.
>> MrSlippy
Interesting fact, kids...the lead strapping young bloke in this, is none other than Tony Leung, the lead man in such films as '2046' and 'Infernal Affairs' the asian inspiration for the recent US release 'The Departed'....yadayada, etc etc
>> Anonymous
>>135554

<i> 1. All material licensed in the United States is prohibited. This includes music, manga, hentai, artbooks, and anything else protected by United States copyright law. (note: 99% of what you will find on the internet is probably unlicensed, however first check and make sure before posting)</i>

That's. when
>> Choco
>>135576
A rule like that doesn't mean we, the collective of 4chan, CARE. Leech, seed, GTFO.
>> BEST MOVIE EVER. Anonymous
I am a better person having seen this film.
>> Anonymous
Final Battle wins all, lol. KILLING KICK!!!
>> sage
>>135576

PROTIP:

This film's been out of US copyright for a good 20 years now. Any version that's seen here is unlicensed as the production house in hong kong has bit the dust loooong ago, as did the american distributer.
>> Anonymous
Never saw this movie, but the novel was like Godfather with kung-fu.
>> sage
>>135636

change the 20 to a 10.
>> Anonymous
>>135641
The movie is like a nuclear explosion with feet.
>> Anonymous
The movie itself is awesome and funny as hell, but still the interlacing makes watching it feel like a pain in the ass D:
>> Anonymous
>>135636

I was talking about Battlefield Baseball, cause someone else asked about it, not this movie.
>> Anonymous
>>135662
YOU LEARNED HOW TO SAGE
>> Anonymous
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>>135654

and someone needs to post a torrent of sister streetfighter, that was also megalols
>> This looks fun... Mangy
I can't even get to isohunt, are they down?
maybe move the torrent around a little?
>> Anonymous
>>135654
got software/hardware deinterlacing nyoro~n?
>> Mangy
still hoping for another server to download the torrent from...
>> Mangy
bump for great seed?
>> Anonymous
>>135723
>>135749
their db server imploded under load because of a bad bios config not enabling dual core or something.

it's back up now, try again.
>> Virtual-Osama
Horray! A zillion internets for kung fu movies!
>> Anonymous
any dubbed martial arts movie = win

thx
>> Nasty Sunny Beam
rad
>> Anonymous
http://NO-SRY.NET:7000/LISTEN.PLS

you can watch the movie now....we are like 7 minutes into it :p
>> Anonymous
i heard there was a movie where some guy gets decapitated and his head gets nailed to a tree. Then his disembodied, impaled head, says "a samurai feels no pain!" and explodes.
>> /r/ password Anonymous
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUMP
>> Anonymous
The plot is hard as hell to follow, but the action is equal parts awesome in its ambition and hilarious in execution. There's a lot of really cool (and nonsensical) martial arts action... a great movie for fans of so-awful-its-awesome kung fu.

And apparently really obscure, too... never released in the US, which is a bit surprising given that it has Donnie Yen, who's fairly well-known amongst even light fans of martial arts cinema. Definitely worth checking out.
>> Anonymous
I say just one thing:

"I HAVE THE SUPER ARMOR! YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!"
>> Anonymous
B-B-BUMP
>> Anonymous
>>136164

You're wrong, this movie has been released at least twice (2x) by Tai Seng, the most recent of this has an audio commentary track no less.

Don't propogate incorrect information, the internet has enough already.
>> Anonymous
Here is my short review because you all care:

This movie had a kick ass cast, great special effects, unique fights, and a story so stupid (and unfocused) it would make you brain dissolve a little.

My recommendation: If you think this might be for you, DL it and seed it to 1.5 like I did. Watch it once and erase the damned thing.

Best part: human arrow is launched with gim in a flurry, hits a guy in the chest and carries right through; the whole person, not the sword.
>> Anonymous
OP here:

This version includes the "best" voice acting. My friends and I tracked down the dvd version after many years, but were sad to find the voices had been redubbed in an attempt to improve the movie.

We searched for a long time until we found an old used VHS copy, which we ripped to digital and torrented here.

The version you are downloading is the no longer sold Australian/New Zealand voice acters dub. The original voice cast easily makes it ten time better.
>> Anonymous
>>136613

Agreed, "I HAVE THE SUPER ARMOUR YOU CANT TOUCH MEEE!"

was redubbed to:

"I have the supperior armour!"
>> Anonymous
>>136613
Thanks for taking the time to encode and share. But may I ask that for future endeavors. Learn to deinterlace. I realize this is coming from VHS so not to expect miracles. But whatever quality the VHS had was mostly lost when the video was encoded interlaced with a bit rate barely adequate for a progressive video. Also look up X264 and MeGUI. h264 can encode rings around Divx/Xvid for this content. And MeGUI will automate the process and help you deinterlace.
>> Anonymous
okay guys, what happened to michelle yeoh in the ending? there was a lame ass cut, i can fucking tell.
>> Mangy
isohunt seems to be down, any other places to find this?
>> Anonymous
>>136874

*SPOILERS*

in the real ending, after finding the main character will never love her, sister ko throws herself off the cliff. At the last moment, the other guy who never had the balls to say he loves her jumps after her, grabs her, and professes his love moments before they smash into the rocks below.
>> Mangy
>>135348
age
>> Verfor99
This appears promising.
I expect to laugh with great ridicule and show this off to my friends.
>> Anonymous
>>136921

wtf, you still have friends?!? must be new to 4chan... I suggest you lurk moar until all your friends abandon you!
>> Mangy
>>136927
srsly
>> Anonymous
>>136897
fucking stupid chinese movie ending YET AGAIN.

but the killer kick redeemed everything in the end though.
>> Anonymous
For all the comments, I'm starting to think I should download this.
>> Anonymous
I'm only 38 minutes in and it's so ludicrous it's awesome. A must-watch.
>> "HERE COMES THE WHIRLWIND" Anonymous
>>136606

I have watched this movie many times over the years and it has never failed to deliver the lols. Erase? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Pff.
>> Mangy
>>137018
that would mean it wouldn't take too long to get it hosted somewhere else... even to rapidshare the torrent link?
>> Mangy
stay on the front page
>> Anonymous
I'm not sure if there are no seeds or if the tracker's just screwed up, but it's not d/ling...do we still have seeds on this?
>> Anonymous
Nevermind, it came up after about a half hour. GO, WACKY MOVIE, GO!!!
>> Anonymous
Sup dudes. I'm glad this whole thing took off as I feel I have a divine mission to spread the joy that is this movie. Thanks for the suggestion on encoding and I will take that into consideration for any future realeases. I might even re-encode the movie if people really reeeeeally want it. I seed the movie from about 11pm-10am Pacific time every day.
>> Anonymous
>>137147
I'd prefer to see another HK movie instead of a re-encode of this one. Thanks.
>> Anonymous
fuck, it was awesome! HUMAN ARROW FOR THE FUCKING WIN.
>> Mangy
>>137147
still desiring joy, have never been able to get to isohunt ;-;
>> Anonymous
Downloading/Seeding. Kung Fu FTW.
>> Anonymous
Is it better than Turkish Star Wars?