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Anonymous
http://torrents.thepiratebay.org/3370931/Edward_Penishands.3370931.TPB.torrent

The gayest thing since gay came to gaytown.

Low quality but there is ONE scene that's totally worth all the shitty script. (well two if you count the one where he tries to eat pasta with his dick hands)

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>> Anonymous
Dear Lord! How does he eat?!
>> Anonymous
>>219009

Funny thing you ask, he actually eats spaghetti with he penis hands in this movie. Yes, I am being serious. Watch it.
>> Anonymous
>>219010
How does he wipe his ass?
>> Anonymous
>>219013
wasn't in the movie, but i'm assuming with dicks.
>> Anonymous
>>219010
Post a screenshot. I want to lol.
>> Anonymous
>>219015
>>219013
that needs a screencap and motivator.
>> Anonymous
How does he wipe his ass?
>> Anonymous 02/02/08(Sat)21:15 No.219015
>>219013
wasn't in the movie, but i'm assuming with dicks
jajajajajajajajajajajaja
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>219029
Haha, oh wow.
>> Anonymous
>>219029
Oh fuck...I'm fucking speechless.
>> Anonymous
Oh wait, he only has 3 penises in total? I feel cheated, I was expecting 11.
>> Anonymous
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>>219029
Mother of God.
>> Anonymous
lulz.
>> Anonymous
>>219036
I can get 7 of my friends and come over while you watch it if you want...
>> Anonymous
>>219013

With toiler paper
>> Anonymous
>>219029
WINS FOR TURKEY DRUMSTICKS.
>> Anonymous
thank god, my life is now complete
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>Pre interweb porn is fill of big hair, small dicks, and ugly.

If small dicks bother you in straight porno, you might just be a faggot!
>> Hexagon !zJ/GknMncI
>>219055
look closer, THOSE ARE NOT TURKEY DRUMSTICKS
>> Anonymous
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/edward-penishands.php

>Anyway, Susanne follows Edward to his castle/warehouse. She asks him to hold her and he warns "I cant, I'll squirt." Susanne cares not, for her love transcends the bounds of squirting. She embraces Edward and in slow motion she begins spinning beneath the ceaseless eruptions from his dickhands. Romantic music plays and it is all very touching. Then, somewhere else in the castle where clothing is optional, she tends to Edward's non-hand penis. Love really does conquer all.
>> Anonymous
>>219013
with soft kittens
>> Anonymous
>>219007
>>big hair, small dicks, and ugly
faggot. also reported for licensed US porn.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>219029
High-One, man!