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lets try something unusual Anonymous
Russian independent ultra-lo budget (est. 3000$) movie Dust (???? or Pyl')
Torrent: http://www.mininova.org/tor/638312

Comedy, drama, sci-fi, Hyper-realism
Sound: Russian
Subtitles: Russian, English

Fat, friendless and forced to wear terrible clothes by his grandmother, Alexei doesn't have much of a life. So when the Federal Security Service recruits him to take part in a mysterious experiment "to help Russian science," he signs on the dotted line.

Kinoshock 2005 Best Film award
Russian Movie Critics award
Kinoteatr.doc Special Award

Official site: http://www.dust.kinoteatrdoc.ru/
>> Anonymous
Thankyou for introducing these underground indy flicks.

--From one film-anon to another
>> Anonymous
i was ganna download this till i saw>>159516
now i don't wanna watch something that someone
enjoyed.
>> Anonymous
>>159524
subtle irony for the win
lol'd
>> Anonymous
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Ok, there is to many cultural references.
so, there is short list:
- comedian on TV

(in)famous Evgeny Petrosyan. His jokes are dumb. and unfunny.
also, Petrosyan is common name for man, with extremely crude sense of humor

example:
Person1: [paste extremely bad joke here]
Person2: ZOMG! Who let the Pertosyan out of his cage?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yevgeny_Petrosyan
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
- apartment

Typical "khrushchovka" - type of low-cost panelled or brick three to five-storied apartment building which was introduced in Nikita Khrushchev's time in the USSR.

These buildings are found in great numbers all over the former Soviet Union. They were originally thought of as being only temporary houses for the people until the housing problem would be finally solved with the arrival of complete communism, when shortages of all kinds of things would have disappeared. This was planned to happen around 1980. As we know today it never happened, and people continue to live in the Khrushchovkas.
More here:
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
- old man ask for bottle

Bottle Hunters. hunts for glass bottles. They send them for recycle center, for something about 1,3-1,5 rubles per bottle.
Some of them really stalking peoples like that. that's annoying.
>> Anonymous
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- Baltika, Bochrarev, etc.

Pretty chip beer.
Alexy drink Klinskoe. Same shit.
>> Anonymous
What's an nrg file?
>> Anonymous
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- Vidal Sassoon?

Example of "brilliant" Perosyan joke. But it's really sounds funny in Russian.
Wiki says:
On a side note, Sassoon had to rename his product in Russia because a transliteration of the brand name in Russian ("????? ?????") roughly translates "have you seen that man who sucks?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidal_Sassoon
>> Anonymous
>>159561
nero image.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
- taxy driver

So-called "Jihad Taxi". Taxi freelancers from Caucasus (Azerbaijan, Georgia, Chechnya, etc.) on chip, often old, frayed cars. They don't have have legal status and didn't pay taxes either.

This one is not "classic" jihad taxi, because car looks new, and driver know Russian pretty good.
Something like Jihad Taxi Deluxe.
>> Anonymous
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- laboratory

Typical X-ray room of typical soviet era hospital, with rather old x-ray machine.
>> Anonymous
>>159582
thank you culturally aware anon!
>> OP Expert
>>159566

So what the hell do I do with it? I'm on Linux, it's not like I'm about to screw about with Nero.
>> OP Expert
>>159612

Forget it, found this:

http://gregory.kokanosky.free.fr/v4/linux/nrg2iso.en.html

>> Anonymous
someone already watched?
>> Anonymous
>>159612
VLC actually plays it as is
>> Anonymous
This film is awesome and full of win
>> Anonymous
>>159753
something about Nerd vs KGB or what?
>> Anonymous
>>159784

I still have no fucking clue. But I think it worked as a low-grade opiate, since most of the movie had the fat guy running around in a hugs tiem kitten shirt or a dress.

Also, I'm afraid I want more music like the ending theme now. Halp, /t/?
>> Anonymous
>>159791
it's famous russion soviet rock band KINO
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kino_%28band%29

but can't halp with torrent, sorry.
>> Anonymous
>>159700
doesn't show any subtitles tho
>> Anonymous
>>159842
You have to turn them on.

Naviagte the following menus:
Video>>Subtitles>>*track name*

>> Anonymous
>>159844
title menu.
there is 3 buttons. left - inactive, middle - play movie, right - subtitle menu.
>> Anonymous
>>159844
>>159853
ah, tnx! (*-_-*)
>> Tsoi podavilsya matsoi! Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>159791
ok. i found some KINO.
Complete discography.

but u need account on tracker. so here's quick guide
1. go to: http://torrents.ru/forum/profile.php?mode=register&agreed=true
2. there is standard phpBB register form. name, e-male, pass, captcha. fill it.
3. scroll to the bottom, mark checkbox under textarea. 2 buttons should appear. choose left one.
4. wait for confirmation e-mail. read it. follow the link to activate account.
5. log in (upper right corner).
6. finaly, get the torrent!
http://torrents.ru/forum/download.php?id=47509
>> Anonymous
>>159858

Thanks anon.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
erm...
define: Hyper-realism
>> Anonymous
>>159951

A fat guy mostly naked.
>> Anonymous
? ??? ????? ?? ???????, ??????? ???? ??????!
>> Anonymous
>>160007
?? ???????, ???
>> Anonymous
Wow, sound pretty interesting. Thanks.
>> Anonymous
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anyone knows what is this place?
I think i seen it somewhere before
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>160426
http://wikimapia.org/#y=55730070&x=37506809&z=16&l=0&m=a&v=2
>> Anonymous
>>160449
OMG! IT'S HUEG!
>> Anonymous
watched this the other night. weird fucking movie.
>> Anonymous
Is there a disk scan or something so we can print a disk we burn, should we be so inclined?
>> Anonymous
Eto nashestvie russkih!
>> Anonymous
Petrosyan is a hellish sotona
>> Anonymous
Kinda interesting, kinda pretentious. I'd rather not have wasted my precious DVD-R on it, honestly. Still it's good to see something different
>> Anonymous
Hot psychiatrist is hooooooooooooooot
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>160846
Yup.
I FAPPED HARD!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>160846
>>160932

????, ?? ?? ?? ... *???* ... ?? ?? ????? ... *???* ... ???????????.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>160937
?? ???????? ????????? ?? ?????
>> Anonymous
>>160958
net,no spacibo za priglashenie
>> Anonymous
I fukkin loled when the microphone appeared when they were talking in front of that tank
>> Anonymous
>>161107
U understand nothing!
It's hidden mike of FSB!
>> Anonymous
In the imperialist world, you can hear russian tanks.
In soviet Russia, tanks can hear you.
>> Anonymous
>>161154
In before that fucked up psychic tank cartoon.

I shat a brickhouse after it.
>> Anonymous
TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE FUCKING MOVIE

GOD
>> Anonymous
>>161464
Needs more tits, guns, beer, breasts, weapons, explosions, boobs, terrorist fightin' and racks AMIRITE.
>> Anonymous
>>161704
URITE
at least about boobs.
>> Anonymous
>>161704

Though honestly, I could with less naked fat guy.
>> Anonymous
how do i change this nrg format? i dont have linux, so that one link wont work, and for some reason it freezes on the first few frames of the film using VLC.
>> Anonymous
>>162025
actually, this was just ISO renamed to nrg for some reason
>> Anonymous
downloading now.

If this were to get an MPAA rating, what do you think it would get? Looking forward to watching it.
>> Anonymous
>>162746
PG-13
I think there is some foreign swearing and some fighting.

Nothing obscene or vulgar
>> Some Random Guy
This is old. Please mark it for deletion.
>> Anonymous
>>159512
???? ??????? >>>>>> ??? ????.