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Guys and Dolls - Documentary about Sex Doll Owners Anonymous
Ever wondered what kind of guys own a sex doll and what they actually do with it?

http://www.torrentspy.com/torrent/881693/Guys_And_Dolls_Adult_Sex_Dolls_Documentary_UK_2006

If you think your life is sad and pathetic, watch this first.
>> Anonymous
Now, see, dolls are lame because they don't move/talk. I mean, a huge part of what's good about sex is the active participation of your partner(s).

But just from an artistic standpoint... the doll in that pic is fucking hot.
>> Anonymous
Is that really a doll in the OP's pic?

I can't believe such a thing,it looks like an actual girl with contacts.
>> Anonymous
Hahaha oh wow.
>> Anonymous
>a huge part of what's good about sex is the active participation of your partner(s)

Oh Anonymous, you and your fictional idealized concepts.
>> Anonymous
>a huge part of what's good about sex is the active participation of your partner(s)

once you find an actual girl to have sex with you will discover that they usually just lie back, spread their legs and wait until you're done.

the only part about sex dolls that is unrealistic is that they lack body temperature
>> Anonymous
>the only part about sex dolls that is unrealistic is that they lack body temperature

And they don't get pissed off because you weren't a good-the-first-time as the playa they used to sleep with. >_>
>> Anonymous
>>139819
It's a shoop of a real girl.

>>139822
You sir need to find a woman that isn't frigid.
>> Anonymous
>>139825
>You sir need to find a woman.
fix´d
>> Anonymous
>>139816
Do they actually do it ?
>> Anonymous
>>139827

No they just buy sex dolls for decoration and as an investment.
>> Anonymous
>>139828
But I tought /t/ was for porn
>> Anonymous
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This is for all of you ^.^
>> Anonymous
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Anyone have a torrent for this?
>> Anonymous
>>139816
At least they have the money to splurge on it.
>> Anonymous
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>>139836
And this is for you! ^^
>> Anonymous
>>139822
Once you find an actual girl to have sex with, you will realize you're full of shit.
>> Anonymous
>>139836
Hah, I have one..her name ends in .AVI
>> Anonymous
>>139847

No, it's you who will realize being full of shit upon having sex with someone other than your mom. SPOILER: She's only faking the enjoyment because you're her son and she hates to see your feelings hurt.
>> Anonymous
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>>139849
>> Anonymous
>>139850
anon kindly requests full set of troll cards
>> Anonymous
>>139859
I second this. Nobody cares about faggy doll lovers anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>139837
seconded
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck. I just watched a bit of this.

This is scary... really scary. omfg
>> Anonymous
>>139850
the card is from a game called Munchkin by Steve Jackson
http://www.sjgames.com/munchkin/

net troll is the only troll in the game :p
>> Anonymous
>>139889

Tell me more, please. I'm still not sold on downloading this.
>> Anonymous
You also gain a Hotaru obsession and a following on /a/
>> Anonymous
Best phrase of the movie... "shit, I'm running out of vaginas."

Anyways, these people don't really seem that strange to me, just very sentimental (they cannot get the desired level of attachment with real people, so they use inanimate objects instead.) I think most people are like that, at least so some extent. I admit that I really can't understand how people can feel so strongly about dolls, but then again, I'm a lot less sentimental than "normal" people. The only appeal a realdoll would have for me is that it fulfills its purpose (sexual gratification) without demanding anything else (emotional attachment, responsibilities, arguments, ect).
>> Anonymous
Shit's depressing. Made me cry 11 minutes in.
>> Anonymous
>>139818

yes the best thing about women is all the talking
>> Anonymous
>>139828
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
Its just soo sad. Beyond lol. jesus crist.

And yet I'm tempted by that doll. Reminds me of toujo from ichigo %100.

BUT ITS WRONG!! ARGH!
>> saging in a topic !JxpTUOtLqI
>>139936
>Reminds me of toujo from ichigo %100.

Well it's good to know I'm not the only one who noticed that. The strawberry made me think too.

I'll agree that owning a sex doll is a bit sad but hell I don't like to judge people.

why hallo thar Hotaru guy.
>> Anonymous
>>139936
>>139938
OK thread now about how many people are reminded of toujo by that dang doll. >:|
>> Anonymous
>>139894
haha, that was amazing. i remember the last thread on one of these docs where he was screaming at everyone about how he spent the $7000 he had been saving for a .50 cal sniper rifle on a realdoll because it would always be there for him and never cheat on him like that last fucking whore did.
>> agr
>>139816
>> de su
this documentry is confusing i donno weather to feel sad, or feel disgusted, or feel weirded out, or laugh but the issues that documentry brought forth is true... people now days look in partners like shopping... most normal girls look for good looking sugar daddy for appearance and money, and most normal guys just want a good looking woman to cook, clean, and have sex with all the time. it has got to the point where marriage between people are just a glorified trade, not much about love and partnership. heh, the english guy in that movie was like "there are a lot of good look women in my neighborhood, but none i can afford". what grossed me out is that real doll repair guy, he was like trying to fix some dolls' vagina, and like the dolls' vaginas were totally demolished, and he had to fish them out, etc... he also like got some cases where the vaginas weren't washed out... it was nasty. and he's like "yea, sex is a voilent act if you think about it". and in another scene this other guy who treat his dolls like shit, was like "she smells like dead fish now". that is just wrong...
>> Anonymous
>>139966
>>the english guy in that movie was like "there are a lot of good look women in my neighborhood, but none i can afford".

The sad thing about it is that he was right. No woman stays with a man who can't give her a rpincess life today. Reality is that people are too shallow nowadays.
>> Anonymous
>>139958
well waddayaknow, one less Oswald and all thanx to sex toys, take that you GOP fags
>> Anonymous
>>139972

Oh whatever, lol. Trying meeting some women who don't attempt to look and act like the stupid spoiled whores that the movies and magazines drool over. As they say, if you fish in a sewer, expect to get shit.
>> Anonymous
>>139989
...and what, you've actually met a REAL woman who wasn't like what>>139972said? Oh how nice it is to be full of idealism and hope...
>> Anonymous
so when they develop technology to for voiced over dolls (not hard to do now, just play some porno tapes during the use) whats the difference then? They look real, then they sound real, then when they feel real THATS when it gets confusing. I bet its right around the corner too. 2020, with built in sex tape and a vagina warmer. Seems like the demand is there. Kinda hard to get investment firms to back you though... must have been a hard sell for the companies selling them now.
>> Anonymous
so ronery

Fuck this shit, /r/ doll porn
>> Anonymous
>>139991
lol the only girlfriends I ever had who could fit>>139972's description were back in highschool. Come on now, if you have any life outside your room or office doing something you enjoy, you're going to meet like minded people. In college I dated girls I met doing volunteer work, going to film festivals, at the slopes, and even just in class. I met my current girlfriend (of 5 years now) at a film showing my friends and I organized. Anyway, there's plenty of lonely girls out there who don't want to be Paris Hilton. My best friend met his soon to be wife in the public library, they ended up talking, went out for coffee, ended up dating, and now a year later they're partners. Both bookworms who study russian. Lucky guy, but he got burned a lot before she came along--and that's just life.
>> Anonymous
>>139992

I just hope they create a strap-on that enables a woman to feel the same level of pleasure as if it were a real one connected to her. Fuck that talking doll shit. I want to be able to fuck somebody and really feel it.
>> Anonymous
>>140001
My girlfriend talk about this all the time... It makes me nervous, lol. But you only live once, and I think it'd be awesome for girls to feel what guys feel --and for somehow guys to feel the same way women do during sex (anal really isn't...)

Come on technology, let's forget about all these nuclear weapons and shit, spend our countless billions on sexual simulation and sensation enhancement technology. No one ain't going to blow anyone up if they can enter into a virtual paradise of better than reality fantasy exploration.

Shit, Osama, we can't blow up the USA... I'm still waiting for the "7000 Loli virgins of paradise" expansion pack to be released...
>> Anonymous
http://www.blogger.com/profile/3972975
>> Anonymous
>>140002
Yeah, but people will blow each other to get ahold of that technology and for every person who has that technology, there's gonna be a few hundered without.
>> Anonymous
The problem is that women have the power in the dating scene, and they know it. An average-slightly below average looking woman will have no problems finding a date if she half-tries. Any guy with average or lower looks basically has to pull out the wallet (ie bribe) just to get his foot in the door. If a guy isn't good looking AND doesn't have tons of cash, well that's why they make these dolls.
>> Anonymous
>>140110
I think you've spoken the most truthful words ever said by anyone. Humans can be so beautiful inside, but we can also be the most horrid monsters altogether.
>> Anonymous
>>139999

Most realistic post in this thread yet
>> Anonymous
It's true that an obscenely large number of women exploit their gender's *perceived* advantages in the dating game. I say perceived because they aren't necessarily REAL advantages, just advantages that movies and magazines have told them they have.

Women have been taught that they can get anything they want with their bodies, and that all men are drooling dogs who will do anything to get in their pants. So why settle for anything less than the most attractive and/or wealthy men?

Men, on the other hand, have been taught that women are special creatures that deserve our utmost attention and affection, even when it's detrimental to our own health and happiness. Anything less means you're not "worthy" of a woman's attention.

The game is rigged folks. It wasn't always this way, but it is now. Not all women are self-centered bitch-princess solipsist cunts, however. There are some decent, intelligent girls available, but not many.

I'm just glad I got the girlfriend I did so early in life. She's not perfect (who is?), but it's going on almost 7 years now and I still love her, and I haven't come across anything better yet.
>> Anonymous
what the fuck do you think they do with them? their called sex dolls for crying out loud, their made to be fucked.
>> Anonymous
hey guys im new here, and i use the torrent but i cant watch the vids i get. is tehre a way to fix it?
>> Anonymous
>>140154
for FUCK SAKES....do you even KNOW what a torrent IS!? Look it up...use the computer IN FRONT OF YOU and do the simplest of fucking things...and look it up. Then you're done.
>> Anonymous
>>140159
you tool stfu. he needs to know about codec, not torrnets.

>>140154
get this. it'll make sure u can play pretty well anyhting u dl.
http://www.free-codecs.com/download/K_Lite_Codec_Pack.htm
>> Anonymous
I just watched this. I'm depressed since I am very similar to the guys in the show but at the same time, I'm kind of intrigued to buy a real doll myself.
>> Anonymous
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fuck uncanny valley. this is awesome!
>> Anonymous
Thx many internetz to u gud sir!
>> Anonymous
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OMFG she looks too real.

http://www.realdoll.com/sample11.asp
>> Anonymous
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she's staring into your soul
>> Anonymous
Fuck, this is some creepy shit.

Can I order a KOS-MOS one?
>> Anonymous
fuck you 4chan i didnt need to know these exist D:
>> Anonymous
lifelike texture ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>140196
you mean you were on 4chan and you didn't know they existed?

gtfo
>> Anonymous
I'll take a Cracky-chan doll over some RL bitch any time kthxbye
>> Anonymous
>>140166
Agreed. who wouldn't hit down-syndrome doll? Maybe she even comes with lifelike drool action.
>> Anonymous
The English guy in this is fucking nuts...

"yeah i think she might still be sleeping i'll go see,*walks in room* yeah she's still sleeping it off"

WTF LOL
>> Anonymous
All right, some of you think this is really really fun.

I think it's sad, I can actually see myself in these guys positions in the future. I'm 20 and dateless so far, this could happen to me.
>> Anonymous
>>140233
Me again, the phrase "I'm running out of vagina's" was really funny.
>> Anonymous
>>140233
I'm 23, and dateless as well. And yeah, the thing was actually pretty depressing.

To be honest, I don't know exactly what could be done to change my life in this regard. I see a lot of guys out there who get women so easily, but then again, there comes the paradox: those are exactly the kind of motherfucker who don't treat women well. Still, that seems to be what women like.
>> Anonymous
Women aren't attracted to assholes, they're attracted to confidence. It just happens that many guys that tend to be confident also happen to be assholes.
>> Anonymous
I don't feel bad for these douchebags. Their standards are too high. If you're a fat, ugly son of a bitch you can find a fat, ugly daughter of a bitch to fuck. Ugly fuckers aren't going to get supermodels. Cry more.
>> Anonymous
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this, my two handed broad sword. mom got me this for christmas..
>> Anonymous
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tl;dr dolls are superior
>> Anonymous
iv'e had sex before, mind you not a truckload of pussy. but enough to tell you that it beats the hell out a sexdoll or your hand, EVEN if they dont participate
>> Anonymous
>>140245
I'd sooner fuck a realdoll if I have to set my standards THAT low just to get a fuck. Enjoy your fatty!
>> Anonymous
I dunno, those dolls still look more creepy than sexy to me. Some are passable,>>140255, others would make it impossible to ever get an erection.>>140166
>> Anonymous
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Heck they even have one for /d/
>> Anonymous
i've always wanted a doll, but it would be difficult to hide it from your girlfriend, wife, or family. and how would you dispose of it when you no longer need it.
>> Anonymous
>>140331
I would think the bigger problem is justifying its cost. Thousands of dollars for, essentially, a sex toy? I'm sure it's much better than your hand, but $7000+ better?
>> Anonymous
>>140307
superior
>> Anonymous
>>140332
if you watch the video, you'll notice that most of the owners reguard their realdolls as more than simply an object. To them, it is not a matter of spending $7000 to buy a sex toy, but speding $7000 to get a companion. and for someone who is truely lonely, a genuine companion is worth more than any quantifyable amount of money.
>> Anonymous
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Most 'real' women have long since lost the ability to cook, clean, fuck or provide companionship. That, or they have to learn some of those things if they happen to be ugly.

A doll doesn't know how to cook, clean or provide companionship. However, she is attractive, approachable and interesting to fuck.

Therefore, doll >> typical woman. QED. If you disagree, enjoy servitude to your feminist masters.
>> Anonymous
Video is sad. But of course it is, it was made to be sad. They pick probably the worst guys they could find, and made this documentary with a sad music, sad people, exploiting their sad feelings and stuff.

I mean, yeah, it's pretty sad to spend the day talking with a doll, convinced you'll never have a real relationship and all.

But if I had the money and guts, I'd buy the doll to... FUCK IT. That's it. FUCK IT, and back to the closet it goes.

Girls get dildos. Vibrating dildos, dildos with textures, strap-on dildos, double dildos, those crazy vibrating machines to mount on WITH DILDOS. And if people start making guy dolls with hot vibrating dildos on it, women all over the world will buy that too.

Any hobby is kinda sad if you go too far on it. Be it dolls, stamps, gardening, religion or whatever.
>> Anonymous
watching this made me wonder... is there any "normal" people that have these?
>> Anonymous
no sex in the movie....I WANT DOLL SEX!!
>> Anonymous
I think that women near the end said an interesting thing: the doll's proportions are impossible, impossibly perfect. I think that's why I'm so turned on by it. I'm 27, fat and balding so if nothing happens within 10 years, I'd get one as well. At least I'd have a perfect feminine figure to fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>140344

Truth. If you want a homecooked meal you're better of learning to cook. On the plus side having such a skill may make you more desirable to today's modern women (especially some of the new Asian ones).

I'm hoping in 20 years or so we get sex bots. I think that would actually solve a lot of problems. I know I've seen enough horrid marriages/relationships to verify this.
>> Anonymous
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>>140370
Chiiiiiiiii?
>> Anonymous
>the doll's proportions are impossible, impossibly perfect

And the exact same thing is true for girl in anime. Discuss...
>> Anonymous
>>140370
My god, he's never been through middle school health class! He's never seen the film!
>> Anonymous
wow...


This was so extremely interesting, horrifying, sad, and funny all at the same time.

What's worse is that I actually found myself sympathizing with these guys. It's hard to think of them as weirdos when the show painted them in such a human light.

Ronery indeed....
>> Anonymous
Damn I hate you people.

Young kids: You shouldn't be here, and if you are, have enough pride to be humble, don't act like you're 'experienced' with women when you aren't
Ugly People: Get a personality -- chicks dig that.
Ugly and Stupid: Well, have enough pride to realize that sex isn't everything, and just chill, and don't be too resentful or misogynist.

Did I leave anyone out? Btw, I hate most of you people -- you know who u r.
>> Anonymous
>>140351
LOL NO. By default, anyone who even considers owning one isn't "normal". And trust me, anyone who ACTUALLY owns one has some serious issues. But like what those guys said in the documentary, having her with me is far, FAR better than being alone.
>> Anonymous
thats probably the funniest thread ever
>> Anonymous
>>140331
well if you get one you probably don't have & have a low chance of ever getting a girlfriend/wife, and I don't know about you but my family doesn't come into my bedroom
>> Anonymous
one of the interesting things I noted was that the only person who attempted to have a relationship aside from the dolls was rejected, likely because of them. it seems one cannot have both.
>> Anonymous
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
Doin' the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
An she'll always give you peace of mind

>> Anonymous
>>140152
>>All women are self-centered bitch-princess solipsist cunts, however.

Fixed it.
>> Anonymous
I downloaded this for a possibility of both a:
1. fap
2. laugh

Unfortunately, theres no hot doll sex and its too sad to laugh at.

I am a 20yo with no experience with women, blah blah blah, but i know that these guys arent trying enough. There are uglier and less interesting people getting sex everyday.

In conclusion, needs more doll sex.
>> Evil
get a fleshlight there $60 and easy to hide
>> Anonymous
>>There are uglier and less interesting people getting sex everyday.

Yeah, but those are all rich bastards!!!
>> Anonymous
All i can say is the media is the true enemie twisting the mind of young women and turning everything into shit.
>> Anonymous
;_;
>> Anonymous
one last bump
>> Anonymous
>>140529
The guys in this video can't be too poor if they have the money to spend on these dolls. The real problem is they're creepy sociopaths. Of course they can't get any women to sleep with them.
>> Anonymous
what codec do I need for this
>> Anonymous
well I think that pretty gals are hard to get cause they think that they are pretty so they can take advantage of their face to get anything they want, on the other hand a below average pretty gal would have to use other skill, such as their attitude, skills, or even sex to satisfy their partners... so choose!!! pretty face with no skill or below average pretty gal with tons of skills... but I have always wanted a pretty galfriend... on the other hand I would like my wife to have the skills... my conclusion is pretty gals are good to fuk but for wife I would rather she had skills...
>> Anonymous
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>>139972

Um. I'm really bothered. I would rather not be replaced by robots. The world isn't running out of vaginas, I swear! Okay, maybe it is a little bit. But it's also running out of penis. Ya rly.

I want to treat a guy with utmost respect and affection, even if it endangers my own health and happiness. I, as a girlfriend, constantly worry of being whiny, controlling, or just being a nonsensical, selfish cunt. Why? Because I just want somebody to love that will love me back. OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING EVAR IN ALL OF MY LIEF!!11 DEWD OMG SHE MUST BE FUCKING UGLY BECAUSE SHE HAVE GIRLFRIEND SKILLZ

Believe it or not, /b/, there are still pretty girls out there who think like this. Tons of girls. I don't think our sitiuation is so terribly bad that we have to resort to socializing with humanoid blobs of plastic.

I agree, it's needless to say that there are plenty of women out there who are self-centered bitch-princess solipsist cunts, but that doesn't mean that there is no light left in the world.

Don't forget that there are too, a lot of men out there with heartless morals which are equally as bad as most women's. But, just like women, there are good-hearted boys out there who just want a caring girl to less-than three.

On both sides folks, is a lot of fucking evil. However, that doesn't mean that I'm going to trade in a person for a lifeless human creation as my life partner. Okay, if I had the choice, I'd take both, but I can't choose one of the other. I needs me a fucking neko girl doll as of now.

Just...guys, don't give up on us weemin. We love you long time. Except on our periods.
>> Anonymous
If I was rich I would buy one of these dolls. I might dress it up, have lunch with it. I might name it. Of course, that's when my brain splits and I create some disconnected feminine persona projected into the doll and back out to my other regular persona.

That's all these people are. Crazy. All you can do for crazy people is feel bad for them. They're that broken mirror that was once so nice but as much as you tape it back together or glue it it's still broke.
>> Anonymous
I prefer to call them vampire princess.

They drain the fucking hell out of you, money and emotionally.

Worst part about that kind of shit is getting the chemical reaction of being addicted to the said vampire princess.
>> Anonymous
>>140790

Hey! is that you, M*******?

You were awesome the way you swallowed my jizz. The money was worth it! Let's me again! :)
>> Anonymous
>>140827

That statement is exactly how I know you'll be buying one of these dolls in less than ten years' time... that is, if you're employed.
>> Anonymous
>>140790

right hand > weemin tbh soz
>> Anonymous
This program made me feel so much better about myself. Like a lot of 4chan i have some social anxiety and very low hopes of female companionship but at least I'm not drinking tea with a doll. Seeing the guys in the program put things in perspective for me and really im not as fucked up as i thought i was. Though I do see where the doll owners are coming from.
>> Anonymous
>>139816
If I was rich, I'd get a realdoll, dress it up, and drop it off of buildings just to make people think it was committing suicide.
>> Anonymous
Ya know... this is actually pretty funny to me. For years, men have been slighted by the infamous dildo as a replacement for their organs. They felt slighted and insulted every time they were confronted with a woman wearing some "As long as I have my vibrator, I need a man like a fish needs a bike." shirt.

Mostly cos they had something of a point. And boy did they seem smug about it in the media. The whole, "YOU are disposable to us. WE are irreplacable to you. Therefore, we are in charge of the sexual dynamic."

It's funny to me. Really. Men for the last thirty years have grumbled and half-joked, "As soon as I can replace a woman with a device like I have been, the hell with their whole gender!" To which women have traditionally gone, "Good luck with that."

Nowadays, it has either happened, or it's very much in the process of happening and all the, misoandrist (opposite of misogynist?) women that have been acting so superior are PISSED.

I've never really seen a situation more befitting a "What's good for the goose is good for the gander." Welcome to our world ladies. Enjoy Mr. Viberopleasure 3000. We've moved on.
>> Anonymous
>>140962
So nobody wants to bother with relationships cause they got a "hard-on" for technology? Wow, we're so doomed as a species, except for the people who just don't give a shit about standards.
>> Anonymous
>>140974
We're doomed as a species? I didn't know the human race was in danger of dying out all of a sudden.

I don't know if I'd ever get a doll, but I kinda see a lot of these guys points. And they're doing wat they can do to not be as miserable, so more power to 'em. They'r not hurting anyone.
>> like Amish furniture Anonymous
ages ago I saw a pictorial where a woman was doing a rather pretty real doll. It was fairly hot.

A few months ago there was a torrent floating around here with a documentary about mechanical sex aids, with a section devoted to real dolls. The people they showed in that doc were much more reasonable. There was one couple that had like a dozen of the things and ran a porn website that featured the dolls to pay for their hobby. Another was a guy that paid to have a doll made that looked like his ex wife. (Don't remember if she had died or not, but if not that 's one way to keep fucking her after the divorce!) Howard Stern is reported to have one as well.

They're also not used just for sex. There's a number of retailers that use realdolls for mannequins and modeling (the ultimate replacement for temperamental models, it seems). With their cost and slow production (ie: rarity), they're also a status object in some circles... much like Amish furniture.

In short, it's not just losers that own real dolls. Though this documentary certainly concentrated on them.
>> Anonymous
bump, made me lol