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Kung Fu Dunk | 2008 | Comedy | (babelfish) Eng Sub Anon
Best Kung Fu movie since Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle.

Need I say moar?

Description:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Dunk

The subtitle file in this is poo so I have uploaded to rapidshit for your convenience:

http://rapidshare.com/files/109825209/Kung_Fu_Dunk.srt.html

And finally, the movie:

http://isohunt.com/download/36845436/Kung+Fu+Dunk.torrent
>> Anonymous
Chinese man don't need to be tall, he can jump 30 feet high.
>> Anonymous
>>234074
DO NOT FUCKING USE RAPIDSHARE. Fucking cat codes, now I gotta wait who knows how long till they give me another chance to enter their dumb fuck code system.

Saging because of rapidshare faggotry.
>> Anon
>>234080

You are fucking retarded... Let me guess, amerifag?

If you enter the code wrong all you have to do is hit BACK on your browser and try again, I know for a fact it works because I've tried it myself once when i got it wrong 3 times before it worked... Using FireFox - The most Superior Browser.
>> Anon
>>234074

*changes "so I have uploaded to rapidshit" to "so I have uploaded a good version to rapidshit"*
>> Anonymous
>>234089
how good? all subtitles i've ran across for this movie has been complete and total failure
>> †|nvisible 5ky Magician† http://godism.blogspot.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
I'M NOT DOWNLOADING THIS UNTIL THERE ARE SUBTITLES THAT ***AREN'T*** (LOL EMPHASIZED CAP LOCKS) TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH FROM CHINESE BY A CHINESE GUY WHO IS FLUENT AT CHINESE BUT UTTERLY FAILS AT ENGLISH.

DO NOT WANT.
>> Anonymous
This is a rubbish film. It's not enough kung fu to be a kung fu film, not enough romance to be a romance film, not enough science to be a sci fi film, and jay chou still sure as hell can't act.
>> Anon
>>234089

completely and entirely fucking accurate, and perfectly synced as well.
>> †|nvisible 5ky Magician† http://godism.blogspot.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
1/10
>> †|nvisible 5ky Magician† http://godism.blogspot.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
>>234100
1/10
>> Anon
>>234099

ur too fucking picky - i bet u enjoy boring long-ass david lynch films and other emo/crap art-house films.

it's about kung-fu, basketbal, and kicking ass. what more does a man need?
>> Anon
>>234102

ignore the newfag who hasn't even tried my subtitles...

I lurked google long and hard to find these. if i could remember the site i'd give it to you
>> †|nvisible 5ky Magician† http://godism.blogspot.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
>>234103
>it's about kung-fu, basketbal, and kicking ass. what more does a man need?

A woman who knows when to keep her mouth shut (all the time), cooks the man's food, cleans the man's clothes, and gives sex when the man desires it.

Otherwise, say hello to another black eye.
>> Anon
>>234106

ahahaha, fucking agreed.
>> Anonymous
>>234106

They'll have robots made to order for guys like you soon enough.
>> Anon
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>>234110
>> Anonymous
Jay Chou is the worst fucking actor ever. This has nothing on Chow's movies.
>> Anonymous
>>234103
Actually I like all of stephen chow's old films before kung fu, especially love on delivery. This movie isn't kung fu at all, they just namedrop a lot of stuff from louis cha's novels. It's about stupid effects and jay''s fanbase. Even Ah Sa is better than him and this movie also wastes the use of Eric Tsung.
>> Anonymous
Chong koy la
Ah chi di chong koy la
>> Anonymous
yea these subs suck arse!
>> Anonymous
>>234106
well said

also, sage for GAY Chou.
>> Anon
wouldn't it be funny if all chinese atheletes in the bejing oylmpics this year knew kung-fu and won every medal because of it? lulz
>> Anonymous
Any link for accurate subs for the movie?
>> Anonymous
>>234146
Love of Delivery was fucking great. I still LOL (and when I say lol, I mean actually laughing out loud in real life) when I think about that scene when they're fighting, Stephen turns his back, and nothing is happening because the other guy is wary, and the announcers end up reading from a martial arts story book until he tosses it by accident and then starts reading from... well, you know what it was. Hilarious. Laughing as I'm typing this at 1:40 AM.

Not making a /r/ or anything but now's the time I wish I had a HD version of Love of Delivery instead of a crappy LQ crap. Oh wells.
>> is thar a eng dub ? peter10ns
is thar a eng dub ?
i hate sub's!!!
>> †|nvisible 5ky Magician† http://godism.blogspot.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
>>234264
>wouldn't it be funny if all chinese atheletes in the bejing oylmpics this year knew kung-fu and won every medal because of it? lulz

Kung Fu does shit all in today's world. Chinese people are skinny and without muscles (for the most part). When faced with non-Asian competitors (say, American), Chinks will get their little bones broken.

The only thing China has is the sheer amount of numbers, all 1.3 billion of them.
>> Anonymous
GAY Chou, DO NOT WANT!!!
>> Anonymous
>>234410
I don't think they make HD versions of old hk movies. But yeah that bit's hilarious. Also the bit in the beginning with PC26324.
>> Anonymous
http://tinyurl.com/6me7s3
>> Anonymous
>>234481
shittycity spam
>> Anonymous
How can any of you idiots enjoy this piece of shit is beyond me.
>> Anonymous
i wasted my time downloading this piece of shit...
>> Anonymous
Can someone upload the ost?
>> Anonymous
I highly doubt that the "Best Kung Fu movie since Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle" can possibly be a movie in which Jay Chou stars in.
>> Anonymous
Is that Harold?
>> Anonymous
>>234074


ur a faget
>> Anonymous
The subs are horrible.
>> Anonymous
The movie is just horrible horrible, horrible. It's like only 1% of shaolin soccer.
>> Anonymous
jay's acting is balls and the entire movie is about balls.
>> Anonymous
Jay should better keep working on his music...
not shitty movies...
>> Anonymous
ITS UNDER -9000!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>234074
>>234074

shaolin soccer and kung fu hustle kinda sucked so, meh
>> Anonymous
it's a really bad movie. And unentertaining
>> Anonymous
Wow this movie sucks so much that the negative comments are actually bumping the torrent to the front page.
>> Anonymous
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this is a good flick
>> Anonymous
What the... I'm liking this so far. The babelfished subs got me at start too, but then I came here and noticed the better rs.
>> Anonymous
this is better than I thought it would be.
Also lulz were had at the three women who fell in love with the guy.

"the first time I found love...the girl would kill herself even for me"
>"If you keep stalking me i'm going to fucking kill myself!"

>> Anonymous
Okay, as a former basketball player. I'm raging so hard now. First half of the movie was pretty good. Second Half made me RAAAAGE
>> Anonymous
I can't get the film to play. VLC and zoom player wont play it.
>> Anonymous
>>236111
former basketball player as in former pro? who are you?
>> Anonymous
This movie is shit. Shitty acting, shitty plot, shitty special effects, shitty kung fu. It's like they copy & pasted the script from Slam Dunk fanfics written by 12 year olds. Do yourself a favor, avoid this and just watch Shaolin Soccer again.
>> Anonymous
To all of the elitist 12-year old wannabe movie-experts:

To enjoy a movie, it doesn't have to be award-winning.
Faggots.
>> Anonymous
Also, can somelist the "best" kung-fu/martial arts movies of all time? No bruce lee shit sllowed.
>> Anonymous
it's pretty much babblefished. If i can be directed to a raw file i'll re-tl it.
>> Anonymous
even if there was a good sub of this, its a pretty rotten movie. It's just a bunch of high school fantasies being played out through film. There's way too man genre's crammed into this film, its like a veritable shotgun of movies. Trying to appeal to as many teenagers as possible.

To compare this to any decent film is insulting. This is a perfect embodiment of everything that's wrong with mainstream media.
>> Anonymous
Fail and fail.
>> Anonymous
meh, i thot it was good, then again, i actually can understand it.....subs fail, but other then that, its decent, ending did kinda suck tho, o wells
>> Anonymous
http://www.mediafire.com/?0gls1ig1ury

BEST SUB EVER for this movie...
seriously...
>> sage Anonymous
sage this piece of crappy movie. jay chou cant act at all, and dont even get me started with the retarded plot....

to whomever considering checking this out, dont waste valuable time/bandwidth on this shit.
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
>>236519

Depends what you mean. Do you want KUNG FU movies or HK action movies?
>> Anonymous
too bad this is going to be deleted and endless pr0n /t/orrents will be here