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Spoon FULL of seduction material Anonymous
http://btjunkie.org/torrent/Spoon-s-FULL-of-Seduction-Material/3786834cd09d1e05625e0e199a4a64316ba8f
978718b

A couple of days ago there was this discussion
about PUA literature on /b/, I looked for some
and I found this.

There's some realy interesting stuff here.
No, it won't turn you into a PUA overnight,
but you might just learn how to speak
to a woman the right way.

If you actually decide to work on yourself
and put some effort into it, this will help you, a lot.

In b4 I'm fat, what's the point in trying.
>> Anonymous
FAIL, use this link instead:
http://btjunkie.org/search?q=spoon+full
>> Anonymous
Filthy pig, I'll be sticking to loli because real girls are icky ><
>> Anonymous
One word: Chloroform.
>> Anonymous
>>192636
But chloroform will never make her love me ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>192655
Two words: Stockholm syndrome
>> Anonymous
this thread is epic win: fukken saved
>> Anonymous
Money, power and looks. Sounds silly but they always fell for these.
>> Anonymous
>>192683

I'm poor, weak, and fat. What's the point of trying?
>> Anonymous
Sounds worth a lol, at least.
>> Anonymous
>>192704
Okay, one of the file names mentions "Palmistry and Graphology". I am starting to worry this will be too stupid to even laugh at.
>> Anonymous
In b4 people finish looking at some of the contents and thread becomes a debate shitstorm. Just you wait.
>> Anonymous
>>192705
Yes, that's nonsense, but NOT FOR WOMENS.
They can't get enough of that stuff.
Remember, they are stupid, like your comment.

It's for all of those who can't aproach
and not talk about pokemans.

Now, when you're sitting next to a girl
that writes something, you can say:
"Your handwriting tells a lot about you."

BAM! You just started up a conversation
about something that is interesting to her.
>> Anonymous
>>192636
One word: Virgin.
And I'm not talking about Virgin Interactive.
>> Anonymous
>>192768Now, when you're sitting next to a girl
that writes something, you can say:
"Your handwriting tells a lot about you."

...and then the average girl would very likely just smack you one and shout from the top of her lungs "WHAT THE HELL? DON'T LOOK AT WHAT I'M WRITING! GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY SIGHT!"
>> Anonymous
>>192768
It only works if you are good looking, if you have pimples and broken teeth they will move away from you.
>> Anonymous
>>192789
If you wears a cool and expensives suits, they might stay and listen.
>> Anonymous
>>192790
If you are the president of United States, they will smile and say "Yes, Mr. president."
>> Anonymous
>>192770
You're talking about Virgin Mobile, right?
>> Anonymous
Why does the OP insist,
on writing silly haiku's?
Shut the fuck up fag.
>> Anonymous
>>192636
Micky Finns are good too.
>> Anonymous
>>192785
>>192789

You obviously never picked up a girl.
It's good for you, try it sometimes.
>> Anonymous
Human interaction is not a video game. Then again, talking about it like one probably helps sell this kind of shit to its target audience, ie: several posters above.
>>192768
>>Remember, they are stupid,
Come back when the highest recorded I.Q. score in history belongs to a man. In b4 "I.Q. SCORES DO NOT MEASURE INTELLIGENCE! MY MOTHER WAS A DRUNKEN WHORE AND THAT MEANS ALL WOMEN ARE! FREUD? WHO'S THAT?"
(also in b4 someone takes the Freud bit seriously)
>> Anonymous
>>192834
Come back when you score.
>> Anonymous
>>192834
Come back when you get a penis.
>> Anonymous
>>192839
NO U
>> Anonymous
>>192834
LOL.

>Come back when the highest recorded I.Q. score in history belongs to a man.

IN B4 "HIGHEST RECORDED I.Q. SCORE IN HISTORY
BELONGS TO A WOMAN AND THAT MEANS WOMEN AREN'T STUPID. GENERALISATION? WHO'S THAT?"
>> Anonymous
>>192834
Hi there. I totally agree with you on that.
BTW, did you know your handwriting really
tells a lot about you?
>> Anonymous
>>192840
NO U
>> Anonymous
>>192705
Palmistry and Graphology aren't worth much as skills go, but there are plenty of scammers who make lots of money from customers by claiming to be experts and the like. Nearly all of their customers are female btw, since few men are capable of falling for that trash.
>> Anonymous
>>192831
You obviously asumed too much.
>> Anonymous
OK< I have read/listened to all of this material and still no luck. Don't waste your time.
>> Anonymous
>>192785
...a tsundere is fine too...
>> Anonymous
>>192949
LOL, YOU EXPECTED TO READ IT AND
MAGICALLY BECOME A PUA AS SOON
AS YOU FINISHED READING IT ALL?
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> Anonymous
I'm crippled. Yes to chloroform, and yes to little girls too.
>> Anonymous
>>192785
>>192785
>>192785

Sorta. I'm at a technical uni. Try pulling a line like that at any of the chicks, good looking or ugly, and they'll look at you as if you're some sort of hippie/new age scum. If you're good looking/performance impressive they'll just laugh it away and deem you charmingly eccentric. But us outnumbering the chicks by quite a fair bit = they're very picky and very independent. At least it increases the likelihood for no strings attached sex. But I'd like to keep one of them =( Intelligent AND hot chicks = teh best kind.
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† My New Blog: /r/ good no-censorship blog service. !!0a7tnvoNtct
Here's my advice. Free advice too:

Women are stupid.

That is all you need to know about the opposite sex. Everything else about women defies logic and/or moodswings.
>> Anonymous
Yep they are good only for fuck and suck my dick...lol
>> Anonymous
>>193025

QFT
>> Anonymous
Here's my advice. Free advice too:

People are stupid.

That is all you need to know about humanity. Everything else about people defies logic and/or moodswings.
>> Anonymous
>>193060
Hitler was just on his period.
>> Anonymous
im so glad im a pua now just a couple weeks ago i picked up an hb10 and then used the door on her. we've been together every day since.
>> Anonymous
>>193254
YOU'RE A SAD, LONELY MAN.
>> Anonymous
Here's some real free advice kids: Women are attracted to confidence. Not arrogance, confidence. You can be 300 lbs, with a face like roadkill, but with actual confidence, you CAN in fact 'pick up' women.

The problem is, most of you will never understand the difference, nor what confidence actually is. Most PUAs think they're confident, but they're not, most have simply learned the basic 'tricks' in looking confidant, but are almost as pathetic as the rest of you.

Worst of all though, here's the catch. If you truly are confidant, you'll have no need or even WANT to try to pick up women. Mostly because when you ARE confidant, they'll tend to come to you, but really, it's because you'll have grown up and realized that trying to pick up women is infantile.

>> Anonymous
>>193321
No, they don't. You are probably someone who thinks they know everything about girls, but you don't know shit. Either that or you are a butt ugly girl who nobody talks to.

Girls like money and chocolate and THAT'S ALL.
>> Anonymous
>>193331

Virgin.

Stop watching sex and the city. It's fantasy. Like those PUA docs.
>> Anonymous
>>192843
>>GENERALISATION? WHO'S THAT?"
Quoted for mind-bending irony levels.
>> Anonymous
NIGHTMARE MODE: post in this thread without implying that ANY other poster is a virgin!
>> Anonymous
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Confidence? Yeah, that's why Hugh Hefner bangs 3 women every night... chicks love his CONFIDENCE, and certainly -not- his money.

Also, chicks get wet over actors like Brad Pitt etc. because of their (the actors') CONFIDENCE, and NOT the fact they're good-looking, rich and famous.

I know reality is in short supply on the internets, but gimme a fuckin' break.

>> Anonymous
a helpful, and much shorter, tutorial that works.
http://rapidshare.com/files/54124321/23_How_To_Pick_Up_Girls_-_The_Museum.mp3.html
>> Anonymous
>>193398
I am poor, unknown and ugly, and I get laid from time to time. Sometimes even with passable women. What this says about you, I leave you to figure out for yourself.
Your point on fapping, however, is still 100% valid.
>> I am a proud pedophile, ephebophile and investment banker !59AkbuTs8U
>>193398
>So, if you're not rich, famous, good-looking or have some similar angle, you will have to resort to either blind luck (as in, hope to find a girl who's blind), roofies, or suprize buttsecks.

I'd go for loli preteen girls myself.
>> Anonymous
>>193398

Expected response from someone who has to blame their own failings and shortcomings on such things as other people's 'luck' (the ever present cry of the loser).

Just because you're sad and pathetic, doesn't define the world. It just means you're sad and pathetic.
>> Anonymous
>>193404
23?

I'll assume there are more in this series?
>> FBINinja !/enmvs0A02
hay baby, my name is mclovin, whats up?
game ovar
>> Anonymous
>>193019

It is about how you deliver the "pickup lines". If you have no confidence, they will lack congruence and the girls will notice it. You won't become a ladies man in a few weeks. It will take some months, depending on how strong is your game.

Patience, sacrifice, crash and burn, trying again. Never give up. You WILL GET RESULTS. KEEP GOING.
>> Anonymous
>>193321

You sound so bitter that I doubt you can get laid regularly. With good loking chicks.
It's because that closed mind of yours that I feel happy, because all this shit worked for me like a CHARM. It took me a lot of work and getting lots of good habits, changing my personality, etc. Still a geek, but a LOT sexier.
>> Anonymous
>>192785

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

Do not act like a fucking stalker. Be smooth. Watch carefuly but don't think too much.
>> Anonymous
>>193525

Virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>193456
lrn2read the entire post faggot
>> Anonymous
>>193530

LOL. Be sure I'not virgin. But still like to lick pussy until they freak out. How can I prove it? I can't. Nevermind, I'm happy that still can browse 4chan and get laid.
>> Anonymous
>>193536

Yeah, I have no idea what you're trying to say, but clearly your virginity needs to take a back seat to your experience with the english language.

Just FYI, english speaking women don't find EngRish all that attractive when they're being hit on. Another free tip.

>> Anonymous
>>193538

Yeap. English is not my primary language. I do it in castellano.
Entiende, señor?

And for the bitterness, you sure sound like a virgin, man.
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† My New Blog: /r/ good no-censorship blog service. !!0a7tnvoNtct
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>>193525
>It's because that closed mind of yours that I feel happy, because all this shit worked for me like a CHARM. It took me a lot of work and getting lots of good habits, changing my personality, etc. Still a geek, but a LOT sexier.

"Changing your personality"? Whatever happened to being accepting who you are being happy with who you are?

And pray-tell, did ANY women change THEMSELVES in any way? Probably not. Equal opportunity MY BUTT.

Good job faggot. Good job for breaking down and being subservient to women. Good job being controlled with strings by women, performing to a script.

The women are the king and queens.
YOU are the court jester brought in to amuse them.

You got played, bitch, you got played.
>> Anonymous
>>193498
not sure, I just found it a long time ago on WFMU's archive blog.
I'm sure you could look further into finding more audio lessons there, though.
>> Anonymous
>>193641
this is the description they had... not much info... sorry.
Eric Weber - How To Pick Up Girls at The Museum
From the LP of the book based on the movie based on the magazine ads "How To Pick Up Girls."
>> Anonymous
/t/, how do you pick up a girl when you switch personalitys half-way into the conversation?
>> Anonymous
Speaking of PUA and picking up women, I recommend a book called "The Game" by Neil Strauss. It's a pretty good story of a man becoming a PUA and his stories of the different women and places he visited. Very funny with some graphic detail on the pick up and sex. But then again, who reads actual books on 4chan? Anyway, all you wanna-be PUAs pick it up check it out, it's awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>193671
bigup on the book...if i find it on my hdd i ll try to jpegrar it here

its good reading simply for the general insight on human psychie connected with crossgender interraction and the pure lolz
>> Anonymous
>>193635

Nope!

It's about making the best of what you already are.
Women HAVE changed and now are more independent and there are plenty who "think" they don't need men. But they cannot fight their wiring.
>> Anonymous
>>193393
Wow. Nightmare mode ITT is apparently ridiculously difficult. Let's add some balance.
EASY MODE: First person to call another person a virgin wins. All your problems and shortcomings are due to other people being shallow or stupid.