File :-(, x, )
Victim of Insult Lotion Anonymous
http://www.metachan.net/shibuyabashi/showthread.php?t=994
>> Mr. Brown
What the hell is that stuff, suace, lol.
>> Anonymous
Is that plastic? o.O
japs sure are weird...
>> Anonymous
It looks like that fake semen, I forget what it's called.
>> Anonymous
>>120132

I've heard it called Methylcellulose, but Google seems to come up with a million and one uses for it - none of them erotic in any way, unless certain types of paper are considered a big turn-on. =/
>> Anonymous
>>120121
>>120125
Some kind of very vicious plastic.

Weird like normal jap porn for sure.
>> Anonymous
Its whats used for pretty much every slime effect in any movie with a slime effect.

Makes sense to use it as fake semen ~_~
>> Anonymous
anyone know how to make it, or something like it on the cheap
>> Anonymous
>>120174

cornflour and hot water, just add it and stir really quickly
>> AHAAHHA "INSULT LOTION" Anonymous
BAWHAHAHAHWAHHAH PREMIUM ENGRISH
>> Anonymous
rapidshare anyone?
>> Anonymous
>>120100
Holy shit.
We need more of this kind of shit!
>> Ano
thank you so much ! need definitively more
>> Anonymous
>>120231

Whoah yeah, Rapidshare a 700+MB movie.
>> Too big Westwood
This would so seem worth the download if the file wasn't so big! Why couldn't they encode it first? I'm getting a 3.8GB file size here! Not only does that make it harder to download, but it makes for less seeds as well.
>> Anonymous
>>120246
Because its a dvd rip from a japanese site I assume. And the japanese have good enough national broadband to distribute 4gig files without much pain.
>> Anonymous
what do I need to play this after it finishes, btw? Never dled a Jap AV rip before that wasn't encoded into some friendlier format.
>> Anonymous
I too must know, what program do I need to play this?
>> Anonymous
just mount the image in daemon tools.
>> Anonymous
Guys, in case you have logins in Cheggit.net, they have similar shit shared there.
Just do a tag search for 'opera'
>> Anonymous
>>120275
They have this one in .avi form too.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>120275
Oh shit, you win.

They not only have another one of these posted there, but an anal one too incase this shit wasn't weird enough for you.
>> Akira.h
i LOVE Lotion WaMs
and of course i've been looking for this one for a long time ^^

thank you very much, my hero! ^^

http://www.japansm.com/lotion.htm

ah yeah: and Opera always gets intant win
>> Anonymous
For the people who don't know what format it is MDS/MDF format is like an ISO format. This image is the full DVD and can be burned on a Blank DVD with a program like alchol 120% or mounted with Daemon tools or Alchol 120% and played with any DVD player.
>> Akira.h
*adds* you can find 4 other Opera movies via eMule
>> Anonymous
>>120275

Dammit. Membership is currently capped. ><
>> Ano
12kb/s

i launched it 5 hour ago and i'm at 8,6 %

more seed please !
>> Ano
btw : http://www.av-opera.jp/works/-/list/=/article=works/page=2/

click to get hrez thumb
>> Akira.h
i think i have to try to make this stuff by myself once ^^ just for... you know: to be able to say i once did XD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylcellulose
>> Akira.h
>>120275
ah btw: does anybody know how to get an account for Cheggit.net?
or even: would somebody share his account? ^^"
>> Another resource Anonymous
http://iwam.com/wamguide.html?mode=substances-methylcellulose
>> Akira.h
>>120371
greeeeaaaaat!! thank you!! XD
How is it prepared?
To get a syrupy texture (similar to shampoo), use about 5% methylcellulose, which is about one heaping spoonful in a coffee cup, or 2 pounds of it in a normal-sized bathtub.

Two things: Methylcellulose will only dissolve in cold water. BUT it will only dissipate in warm or hot water. This means that if you try to mix the powder in cold water without some sort of blender, you will just get globs of clear goo surrounding undissolved powder. If you put it in hot or warm water, the stuff will "dissipate" evenly, but will not be thick because the microscopic particles haven't actually dissolved.

So mix it in warm water then wait for it to cool so it can actually dissolve and thicken. After it's cool, it can take between 15 minutes to a few hours to thicken. Stir occasionally or else you will just have a container of plain water with a layer of thick goo at the bottom. Becomes crystal clear after it's thick. If it's too thick, you can easily mix more cold water. You can heat or microwave it and it'll stay thick once it's already become thick.

You can add some milk to make it murky, and/or some food coloring to make it any color you want. Add a little oatmeal or cream of wheat or some other substance to give it a true gunge texture. It can basically emulate any other substance.
>> Anonymous
i watched this but i didnt get aroused. is there something wrong with me?
>> Anonymous
>>120404
Sounds like too much work. I'll just whip up some corn starch and fling it on some friends.
>> Akira.h
>>120407
mh...
just give some of this powder into a can or the bathtub, add much warm water, stir, let it cool down and then have fun O_o
i don't think that's much work...

the hardest work for me is to get some Methylcellulose o_O
>> Anonymous
>>120292
Yes, it is. That's why I said if you have the logins.
It's capped for a good reason too, the site is really fucking slow these days, compared to how it was when it started.
>> Anonymous
Is it just me, or is the constant stream of "insult lotion," which moves more rapidly than any humans and always where the camera is focusing, really distracting?
>> Anonymous
anyone else having trouble mounting the second image (the .mds file)...the first one plays but I can't get past the 1st hour
>> Anonymous
>>120404

You're very welcome, Akira.h--I love those videos, too. Jlist has (or had) the Lesbian Lotion series, which is pretty good.

It's odd--I don't care for gunge (mud, food, etc.) but lotion/methylcellulose gel, Vaseline and fake cum is sexy to me. Who knows where their kinks come from?
>> Anonymous
can we get a re seed
>> Anonymous
>>120518

Granted.
>> Anonymous
The files appear to be directly viewable via VLC (http://www.videolan.org/vlc/).
>> Akira.h
>>120511
yeah, right ^^
there're the STRANGEST fetishes out there - and the funny think is: i've got most of them XD

i used to love all this sick scat and vomit videos since i was a kid. but this new Lotion genre is exactly what i dreamed of for many years ^^

and of course it's not THAT extremly disgusting (when you compare it with scat or something like that) so that it's not that hard to find a partner to perform it in RL ^^
>> Simon Templar
which one is the anal one?
>> Anonymous
Relevent to my intrests! This movie rocked.
>> Anonymous
Cheggit
Registered Users: 46894
Membership Limit: 47000
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Ready, GO!
>> Whoop da shoop Anonymous
Where does one acquire methylcellulose?
>> Anonymous
>>120914

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1759,1787666,00.asp
>> Anonymous
seeders plz
>> Anonymous
requesting more of the same, preferably the one where they put the lotion in the ass.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
>>120914

With a single, 2-minute google search, I was able to find a website which sells 1-pound jars of methylcellulose. Now I know how to get some, but I won't tell you. You will have to open a tab (or another friggin window if you're in IE) and GOOGLE IT, YOU DUMBASS.
>> don't be such a dick Bagu
>>121178

http://www.chemistrystore.com/Methylcellulose.htm
>> Akira.h
yeah, got one account on cheggit XD *lucky desu*
>> Anonymous
it puts the lotion in the basket
>> Anonymous
Creamy jap!
That's something!
>> Anonymous
>>121178
Heck, who wants 1-pound when there is also the 11 pound tub option??