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The Machine Girl Anonymous
http://www.akiba-online.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16897

aka. Kataude mashin gâru
+ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Director: Noboru Iguchi
Release: 2008
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>> Anonymous
I wonder what "Meatball Machine" was about?
>> Evil
high school Girls getting ground up in to Meatballs my Machines
>> Osaka Pro`s Super Delphin
All I know is that this has a drill bra and gore, what`s not to like?

But I`m getting the US DVD already, but it's nice to see some more none porn here anway.
>> †|nvisible 5ky Magician† http://godism.blogspot.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
"It's Payback Time!"
>> Sexy Boy !knxHxxEQj6
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Finger sushi, tempura arm, drill bra, ninjas in football gear. You'd think after all these and more it'd be an awesome film. But there's simply too much drama.
>> Anonymous
>>242033
>>Finger sushi, tempura arm, drill bra, ninjas in football gear

Oh Really, then anon is definitely downloading this then.
>> Anonymous
Reading the description for this movie, there should be nothing in it that I don't like and it should be one of the best movies ever. However I thought the same about Stacy: Zombie Schoolgirls, and that sucked.

It better not suck Anon.
>> A_CAT_IS_FINE_TOO !!yBZfUq0HdM3
>>242032
for ISM
>> Anonymous
Isn't this Saikano?
>> Yggdrasil !!gkH+LsfpDGz
Nice surprise actually, didn't think it was out yet and I saw the trailer the other day. Thanks OP, definitely watch this.
>> Anonymous
comes out wide release dvd shortly
>> Anonymous
>>242132
Time/life is too short to wait for shit like this, thanks OP you are the fucking man!
>> Anonymous
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Totally crap, and you'll love it anyway.
>> MidnightPatrol
GODBLESS U OP!!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
are there nude scenes? B-movies without nude scenes are fail
>> Anonymous
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>>242164
No nudes. The yakuza female boss has a nice rack though.
Pic related: it's what this movie is all about.
>> Anonymous
How the fuck do I get subtitles?
>> Anonymous
>>242170

VobSub faggot
>> MidnightPatrol
yeah movie was good in a bad way, i can totally see how it totally took off from the cherry darling idea. fun flick, i wanted to see this, and i got to, but now,
the really bad mother fucking flick i gotta see ...

TOKYO GORE POLICE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9AJaH7T094
>> Anonymous
It is good that this has subs. I dl'ed the dubbed one and it blew.
Really, who wants to see this dubbed? Hearing schoolgirls and yakuza criminals growling while doing ninja movies is part of its charm. The english dub ruins this
>> Anonymous
It is good that this has subs. I dl'ed the dubbed one and it blew.
Really, who wants to see this dubbed? Hearing schoolgirls and yakuza criminals growling while doing ninja movies is part of its charm. The english dub ruins this
>> Anonymous
Thnx OP. And yeah already translated to russian if some russian fags here ;)
>> Anonymous
Fuck me! The Red Army is already here!
>> †|nvisible 5ky Magician† http://godism.blogspot.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
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>>242155
>GODBLESS U OP!!

This might surprise you but there is no such thing as god.
>> Anonymous
>>242380
enjoy your starbucks macfag

milk > coffee

fag
>> Anonymous
>>242387
only if you are a boxer
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck, this has been released?

I have been waiting so long for this.
>> Youngwhitenation
love this shit, money op. money.
>> Anonymous
wow... that was so bad it was awesome! And I lol'ed at the "drill bra" scene... Also, I never knew you could throw up your own intestines...
>> Anonymous
http://www.mininova.org/tor/1449876
The Machine Girl[2008]DvDrip-aXXo
>> Anonymous
>>242387
that's baby formula>coffee
>> Anonymous
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>>242795
>> Anonymous
Need ISO
>> Anonymous
>>242954
http://asiandvdclub.org/details.php?id=16404&hit=1
>> Anonymous
This is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
>> Anonymous
This movie shows that you don't need transforming robots, and a 200 million dollar budget to make a fucking epic film
>> Anonymous
>>243427
Too bad Planet Terror did it first.
>> Anonymous
oh man such a great movie. the badness was so bad it was awesome. i didnt know gatling guns could strip the skin off your body but leave your skeleton intact. when the adidas wearing ninja guy danced in pain...laughter...oh ma n laughter.
>> Anonymous
>>243474
but planet terror was not as much fun as this movie.
>> Anonymous
>>243481
That's because Planet Terror was better.
>> Anonymous
Me and my friend just watched this and we lmfao'd all through out the movie.

As said before; it was so bad it was awesome.
>> Anonymous
Epic fail is Epic Win
>> MidnightPatrol
>>243490
SIKE!! did u even watch this?!
>> OldAnon
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BWAAAA D: this scene freaked me the fuck out
>> Anonymous
>>243490

OH YOU!
>> Anonymous
holy shit, i recognize the good mom... she's a fucking porn star: asami
>> Anonymous
>>243601
Thank you CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
>> Anonymous
>>243605
Not everyone is so knowledgeable about jap porn.
I think the bad mom is hotter anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>243612
>>243612
>>243612
>>243612
no shit right? shes hot as fuck who is she?
>> Anonymous
>>243757

Honoka
>> Anonymous
>>243772
>>243772
>>243772
thanks
>> Anonymous
>>242419
only if you are a lover
>> Anonymous
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>>242380
Why must you bring religion here you faggot.

Movie rocked, it is now my favorite of all time!
>> Anonymous
>>243601
http://www.web-tiara.net/girls/asami/

http://blog.livedoor.jp/kijimanoriko/
Is this Ami's hot friend?
>> Anonymous
Moar naked pics of Asami
>> Anonymous
If anybody wants JAV torrents of Asami (aka Miki, the garage mechanic chick), I can supply them.
>> Anonymous
>>244004
Please do
>> Anonymous
>>244012
Alright, working on finding seeded ones.
>> Anonymous
Awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>244014
YES GOHAN YES
>> Anonymous
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Alright, Asami torrent anon here.

Of the 9 Asami torrents I have loaded in my client, 1 looks seeded. I've uploaded it here:
http://www.mediafire.com/?4zpgsy9yxmt

I'm going to continue searching, and will post any seeded ones I find. Enjoy!
>> Anonymous
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>>244031
More Asami JAV.

Looks like this one may be seeded as well:
http://www.mediafire.com/?xbrxddjexcf

>> Anonymous
amazing movie
>> Anonymous
>>244042
Just to confirm, this one is definitely seeded. I'm not actually connected to a seed right now, but there's 87.9% availability and a seed on the tracker. I'm also getting around 100kbps download speed.
>> Anonymous
YES GOHAN YES!
>> Anonymous
NO GOHAN
>> Anonymous
NO WAY!, i forgot all about this movie! Thanks!
>> Anonymous
Fucking A!
>> Anonymous
Fucking epic. Basically, if you like the trailer, you will love the movie.
>> Anonymous
Just got this on DVD. FUCKING A RIGHT!!!!!!

This is the best movie of 08
>> Anonymous
DRILL BRA
>> Anonymous
Was it just me, or were some of the actors actually decent actors?

Anyways, fucking epic movie. I'll have to actually buy this one.
>> Anonymous
the girl looks like KOS-MOS
>> Anonymous
Hell yes, I was wondering about this film just today, now I can check it out, thanks!
>> Anonymous
Damn epic, ya we watched it in the library and we lol'ed, damn
>> Anonymous
i had high expectations, but the movie sucks. its so unrealistic and unreal. damn
>> Anonymous
It's am amalgamation of all the "extreme japanese punk culture" fads from 10 years ago. When Miike and Kitano made their punk shock classics, it was new and original. In this movie it's just rehashed cliches and memes. It's no surprise a lot of westerners had a hand in making this.
>> Anonymous
This shit is hilarious. Definitely worth a download. If you were expecting anything more than complete retardation, you were doing it wrong.

/t/ needs less porn and more shit like this. What else would you guys recommend? I'm looking for stuff that'll go over big during my Saturday night B-movie meet-ups.
>> Anonymous
movie sucks
>> Anonymous
moar porn of girls in this movie
>> Anonymous
>>242009
Higher resolution please ?
>> Anonymous
tis movie is really bäÄd.
i am gonna vomiz nnnnnnowe
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
god damm this movie is horrible shit, even if you try to watch it as a joke... god dammit
>> Anonymous
>>244799
It has already been said quite clearly, it's bad.
So bad that you either love it or hate it.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
boring
>> Anonymous
exciting
>> Anonymous
i dont care if planet terror did it first, its still a nice movie, a shitload of gore and fun stuff, them japs sure get bored enuf to pull these crazy stuff, its a pretty good movie, and u really dont need the subs to kno wtf theyre doin
>> Anonymous
>>243595

Am still downloading this. What is actually going on in that pic?
>> Anonymous
>>245127
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempura
>> Anonymous
So bad, it's good!
>> Anonymous
Chainsaw leg attachment, now thats genius.
>> Anonymous
>>245127
Bitch got attacked by the family, had her hand dipped in some batter then fried by the woman behind her.
>> Anonymous
I have meant to get this for a while now, thanks anon.
>> Anonymous
>> All material licensed in the United States is prohibited.

I got this on sale at Best Buy the other day. Give TokyoShock / Media Blasters some credit, ie money, for having the balls to bring this stuff to the US.
>> Anonymous
>>245373

Truth!

I agree fully and plan to do the same as you.
>> Anonymous
>>244031
stuck at 5.4%, no seeds
>>244042
stuck at 88.5%, no seeds

Don't suppose someone could seed for a little while?
>> Anonymous
This film is really weird, the acting is terrible, some scenes are like WTF? how do 2 shurikens go through a mans face and end up cutting his body into pieces?
It's so bad, but I dunno, it's kind of good in it's own way I suppose, just don't expect a class A film.
>> Anonymous
>>245629
Congratulations. You missed the point of the movie.
>> Anonymous
>>245563
lern2English
>> Anonymous
>>245724
>lern2English
>lern
4chan never fails to amuse me
>> Yggdrasil !!gkH+LsfpDGz
>>245750
You must be new here.
>> Anonymous
>>245750
lern2meme
>> Anonymous
Whoa. Whoa. WHOA. "Planet Terror?" You are like.. 5 years off the mark.

Okay. Since you people asked for it. I'll tell you which films really "did it first."

Audition - 1999 -- Miike Takashii
Tetsuo the Iron Man - 1989 -- Tsukamoto Shinya
>> Anonymous
Isn't there a h.264 version for this? Always this xvid avi faggotory...
>> Anonymous
>>245905
>bawwwwww it isn't in my completely unnecessary codec bawwww
fix'd
>> Anonymous
OMG What a film!
>> Anonymous
http://www.indexlolita.net/cgi-bin/in.cgi?id=1059
http://www.maloletak.net/cgi-bin/in.cgi?id=1009
>> Anonymous
http://www.tv-links.cc/movie/machine-girl-the.htm
>> Anonymous
>>245820
God.. Finally someone who knows.

reading all these idiots here makes me wana puke, tipycal retards yanks who thhisnks thtat tarantino is original and creative and thos jews directors from matrix too, they made everything before the chinese! =BBBBBB
>> Anonymous
>>246950

Knows what? I'll agree Tarantino is given far too much credit, and those Wachawhateverski bros. are beyond overrated.

I don't know what Audition has to do with anything. It's a fun little movie, but it's 'parts' aren't terribly original either. It mashes up a Hitchcock plot-line with standard 'Giallo' gore/surreal twists.