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[Documentary] Jesus Camp Anonymous
A growing number of Evangelical Christians believe there is a revival underway in America that requires Christian youth to assume leadership roles in advocating the causes of their religious movement.


Jesus Camp follows a group of young children to Pastor Becky Fischer's "Kids on Fire Summer Camp", where kids are taught to become dedicated Chirstian soldiers in God's army and are schooled in how to take back America for Chirst. The film is a first-ever look into an intense training ground that recuits born-again Chistian children to become an active part of America's political future.

Jesus camp - Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RNfL6IVWCE

Jesus Camp (ABC news)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UWIb4FwHPg

Bill Maher on Jesus Camp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=309MCU8TonE

Jesus Camp Featurette
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>> Anonymous
I saw this a while ago and meh, it wasn't as radical as I'd hoped. Everyone's an idiot redneck so it's hard to feel very threatened by them.
>> Anonymous
>>154419
Only problem there is, is that they account for a HUEG portion of the US voting population. If they just retard mumbled to god in their own time no one would care. Since they technically run the country, people do care.
>> Some Random Guy
As much as I'm actually pleased to see someone torrent something different like a documentary, it's still illegal because it's made and sold in the US. So yah, I just reported this post. :/
>> Anonymous
lol amerikkka
>> Anonymous
>>154444
lol gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>154446
I wanted to post that :<
>> Anonymous
>>154444
>>154418

Tits or GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>154444
For some random guy, you seem to have notable amounts of faggotry.
>> Anonymous
the poor children
>> Anonymous
Now we needs a 4chan Camp documentary
>> Anonymous
>>154495
yeah

>>154430
this makes me so scared.
>> Anonymous
Wow, fail. Somebody didn't read the rules.
>> Anonymous
>>154419
How hard is it to feel threatened by an idiot redneck who happens to be president and wants to start another war before his second term is over?
>> Anonymous
I downloaded this a long time ago. It's pretty funny/fucked up.

>>154444
fuck you faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>154532
Pretty hard now that there's a democratic majority in Washington. Since the last elections, Bush is just a crippled ol' hound dog. Though Amerikka's full of Bible-beaters now, the country gets a little bit more liberal every time the fundies protest at a gay soldier's funeral or hide their child-molesting priests.

I'm not saying these crazies aren't a palpable political force but they don't keep me up at night. One shouldn't listen to the scare tactics of the Left anymore than they should heed those of the Right.
>> Anonymous
Jesus saves ?
>> Anonymous
>>154550

Only if you're PowerPoint.
>> Anonymous
>>154532
Hey, its not his fault that you stupid amerikkkans have that "never change a losing team" attitude. Especially during wars.
>> Anonymous
OP here. mods, sorry about violation of /t/ rules, i wasnt aware of such rules. plz delete this topic, sorry for the inconvenience.
>> Anonymous
Are they trained to hate Darwin?
>> Anonymous
>>154553
It is his fault, and our horrid governments fault. DESPITE his approval ratio, and barely a 45% approval ratio of the war he keeps going at it. I've done my part to write everyone I can think of and been throughly ignored. I don't have time to rally and piss away time, I'm working on a graduating. My government is supposed to run things sanely and on the general opinion of the entire country. Yet, unfortunately it's these right wing fucknuts that run everything. Conspiracy? No. Morons en masse? Yes
>> Anonymous
This is the cancer that is killing Jesus!
>> Anonymous
>>154555

They are actually given computer games (!) that teach them that the Earth was created by God 6000 years ago and that evolution is a dirty lie.
>> Anonymous
>>154563
Wait...6000 years ago? So...even IF they think dinosaurs are a conspiracy against their religion...do they think oil just came out of fucking no where?
>> Anonymous
>>154568

God made the oil when he made the Earth and the universe 6000 years ago. Dinosaurs are what legends refer to as "dragons". They are in the Bible as well.
>> Anonymous
>>154571
Shit, I must just not think stupid enough to be that religious... I don't think I could seclude myself for 40 years and still be that ignorant of the natural world and science.
>> Anonymous
>>154573
On the contrary, you act of seclusion would give you ample time to observe nature and be even more aware the world around you.
>> Anonymous
>>154574
So in order to become religious, you have to immerse yourself in a social pool that isolates itself and rejects all outside ideas. Dedicating yourself to the belief that your peers are the only ones who know what the truth is.

Sounds alot like religion.
>> Anonymous
>>154575

They actually say it beautifully in the Bill Maher discussion. God doesn't talk to those who believe in him. So you have to listen to and obey some human leader who claims to have the truth as to what God wants. But of course that human is usually a fucking dumbass hateful bigot so yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>154573

I have to agree. No one who has spent any time in a school or college, and who is not totally braindead or has their mind completely closed because of brainwashing by their parents and religious leaders could be that ignorant of basic scientific facts.
>> Tripfag !ccqXAQxUxI
Intreesting movie.

But I still think radicals are a minority in Christian America.
>> Anonymous
>>154589

A powerful minority. The high class is also a minority.
>> Anonymous
Even though this movie scares the shit out of me, there certainly are a few funny lines, like "Jesus Christ is in da house!" or "Warlocks are God's enemies and had it been in the old testament, Harry Potter would've been put to death."
>> Anonymous
I've seen the trailer for this a while back and it was the most frighting thing I have ever seen in my life. I think what little I seen in the trailer would border on child abuse.
>> Anonymous
>>154585
Sadly you're wrong, most religious fundies who go in have the attitude that they will just 'play along' to get their diploma, then turn around and tell their friends and family how college tried brainwash them into believing Satan's lies.

Four to five years of academic education does not do much to change eighteen years of fanatical indoctrination.
>> Anonymous
>>154635
border?
this shit is off-the-charts. these people are fucking up the kids WAY more than being molested by their uncle repeatedly EVER could.
>> Anonymous
>>154635
its just frighting to you because you fear the loed and all things that are good. You are probably some neo-nazi satanist who is all for abortion, Gay Marriage and stem cell research and aginst the war on terror. you must prase jesus and embrace the light with in you that he place there so your soul does not burn in hell and watching this wonderful and beautiful film will be your first step into the light and embrace of our lord.
>> Anonymous
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>>154643
>> Anonymous
Just great, we already have Islamic extremist and now we are going to get extremist. Although it's very funny to think that they'll be burning in hell when their end comes. The devil is such a genius.
>> Anonymous
>>154650
... we have Islamic extremist and now we are getting Christian extremist...
>> Anonymous
>>154643
PROUD CONSERVATIVE?
>> Anonymous
>>154553

Never change a losing team? What the fuck are you talking about?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>154643
dude guys... this guy is obviously just joking, come on - no one who frequents 4chan is that stupid, rite?
>> Anonymous
>>154659
A joke, perhaps... but I've heard way too many real ones talk EXACTLY LIKE THAT.
>> Tripfag !ccqXAQxUxI
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>>154659
Rephrase that. It should be ¨This brand of stupid¨.
>> Anonymous
will there be cute lil christain boys at this camp?
>> Tripfag !ccqXAQxUxI
>>154679
There is a crapload of christlolis.
When I wasn´t frightened, I was fapping.
>> Anonymous
Oh, shouldn't we post a note in /tv/? There was a guy who wanted to know about really scary movies.
>> Anonymous
Wow, a religious movie made by Hollywood, arguably the least religious (and possibly moral) movie producer on the planet. This is going to be <sarcasm>SOOO</sarcasm> accurate, like everything else ever published about religion or Christians in the mainstream mediea
>> Anonymous
>>154689
quiet homeschooled kid, gb2/social_retardation/
>> Anonymous
>>154418
I like being anon because I can come clean on this shit.

I was homeschooled as a kid. I had to deal with people like this, 24/7. These kind of people are fucking psycho in virtually every facet- when they get older, it only gets worse. These kids hit puberty and go nuts, like someone shoved a firecracker up their ass at age 12 and lit it. They get overly preachy, loud, useless, and repress their sexual desires in some of the most insane ways possible.

For example, take this guy I know. He's my age (late 18) and he grew up in the same environment. The difference is, I eventually went crazy and fought that shit off, he embraced it. He now works at a Chucky Cheese, can't wait to have kids (loves those fuckers to death, I think he's part pedo), and is convinced that he'll become a pastor and find a loving but abstinent wife.

Me, I sit at home, trade stocks, act as a project manager for some web applications, and have about 50 gigabytes dedicated to porn.

I'm accepted to an elite college, and he's going to the local trade school. <cont>
>> Anonymous
The moral of the story is that these moralist crazies don't really get all of that shit. All of those people at Patrick Henry College or Liberty University (look up those colleges' clothing/music policies for lulz) are never going to actually get where they want to go. Patrick Henry students can talk about how great their rhetoric is all they want, but when I challenge them on why "Fuck" is considered a "Bad word" or why Harry Potter is actually a "devil's book", they sound like they have a thumb up their ass.

So yeah. This kind of shit looks dangerous, but I wouldn't be too worried. These people never do much other than build multimillion dollar churches, and that's the extent of it. It's the whole Marxist thing in action- all of this shit acts as a teddy bear for blue collar retards that allows them to cope with their inadequacies and fears.

So yeah. I'd talk more about my experiences with homeschooling and christfags, but I repress that deep inside of me as I fap to /h/, /d/, /s/, or even gurochan.
>> Anonymous
An "army" of Christians. The thought makes me want to puke. Not that I hate Christians, I'm a different kind of Christian myself, it's just... "take back America for Christ"? I thought that America was the "Land of the Free" and a "Melting Pot", where there was "Freedom of Religion". But apparently, some Christian Crazies think that it's /their/ nation, when it's not. It's everyone's nation, and one group or religion or whatever has no right whatsoever to "take back" America.
>> Depraved !!mxdPhQzLc92
watching this convinced me to truly embrace my disdain for religions, i was almost considering going back to church again but this sickens me to the core and reminds me exactly why i turned away in the first place.
>> Anonymous
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All you lost children, need to embrace batman as your lord and savior
>> Anonymous
Zomg guys. God isn't omnipotent because he can't create a boulder that he couldn't break. If he did he wouldn't be omnipotent because he can't destroy something, but if he did create it and destroy it then he would never have created an actually indestructible boulder which means he couldn't create one which =/= omnipotent. FUKIN PARADOX
>> Anonymous
The best part of this movie is Ted Haggard
>> Anonymous
>>154720
im sure your heart goes out to him, but dont worry he went to...funny enough Christian Camp and they cured him of being gay...wow these guys are a bunch of douche bags.
>> Anonymous
Does theese christians worship Jews like thoose evangelical christians?
>> Anonymous
this is a very good movie. Its scary watching these kids, knowing full well they will inherit the world in the next few year.

The other thing that scares me, these kids are coocoo for christ, and smarter then your typical 12 year old. These kids make other 12 year olds look like retards who will burn in hell
>> Anonymous
>>154729
I think they only chose to show the few smart and eloquent ones. I'm not saying all christians are stupid, but most kids are.
>> Anonymous
>>154689
it's not made by hollywood, faggot. watch it yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>154731
All I heard in those children was a parrot squacking out what it's master's have taught it to say. You can train any dumb animal in only a few weeks, this camp gets to work with them for years.

These weaklings aren't Christians. They're a joke, a grim satire of how greedy pied pipers can lead around the limp-spined virmin who live off the scraps thrown out by real Americans. A real Christian isn't some pathetic low-life to be man-handled by an obese harpy, the real Chrisitans go out and make a difference in the world. I won't see these children again after watching this documentary, they'll be too busy wallowing like worms in their excriment while the real Christians are focusing on more important matters.

Hopefully these kids will make good fertilizer in the Earth, because they aren't likely to bother doing anything else with what God gave them.
>> Tripfag !ccqXAQxUxI
>>154718
Creating an impossibility is in direct violation of being ¨Omnipotent¨, therefore the paradox fails.
>> Anonymous
>>154738
Oh, and I can not express with words the extent of my love for these pathetic wretches. They so humbly step aside their ailing place in the evolutionary chain to let specimens with superior logical facilities continue the gene pool.

Amen
>> Anonymous
I, ... haven't seen this film yet, just watched the "Bill Maher on Jesus Camp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=309MCU8TonE) thing, WATCH IT, it's pretty good. This is the sort of discussion that happened in my head ~8 yrs. ago (minus the actor guy, he's shit, can't stay on topic) and Colbert says it really well: It all boils down to the fact, that christians think that there's something missing in your life and you just don't see it yet.

After I got away from my church which was really small I feel that I missed SO much in my time growing adult, like having a good time with friends. Seriously, this is 4chan, a pinnacle of free thoughts and Anonymous will understand damn well that I honestly can't live to convert everyone around me.
There's no chance staying christian if you want to hang out with non-believers and also respect their own opinions.

>>154575
said it in another way, but that's exactly the problem. Luckily in my country school attendance is mandatory.
>> Anonymous
This is to all you Swedes out there. You can watch this documentary today (saturday) on Kanal 2, 21:30, if you don't wanna download it.
>> Anonymous
A few of those evangelical girls are pretty cute. I wouldn't mind rescuing them from their God if you know what I mean!^^
>> Anonymous
I just watched a bit, and the first part is hallarious. With the morbidly obese woman talking about how Christians don't fast anymore.
>> Anonymous
I find it funny how the lake is called "Devil´s Lake"
>> Anonymous
lol politics

/t/ is for porno. Unless you're a pedophile (Well... Okay, you might be here), this shit is dumb. Go jerk off to Colbert or something.
>> Anonymous
>>154787
No, I don't. Please explain in greater detail and preferably with visual aids.
>> Anonymous
>>154801

yeah, a little variety sure is a bad thing. fuck you.
>> Anonymous
>>154797
hypochristianity
>> Anonymous
I used to go to a small community church. They were really friendly, had a live band every Sunday, free food (pizza n shit), and were kind enough to answer every question I had - about everything.
Long story short, not all Christians are douches, thank God (lol).
PS: I'm not a Christian, mind. Too lazy, left that church years ago.
>> Anonymous
>>154811
Anyone who thinks I'm going to burn in hell because I don't believe in the exact same thing they do is a douchebag. Sure, there are plenty of Christians who are enlightened enough to judge a person by his actions, but the whole "believe in Me or rot in hell" dogma tends to produce some of the most arrogant fuckers I've ever met.
>> Anonymous
I believe I'm already in Hell. The question is: what did I do to get here?
>> Anonymous
Fucking christians brainwashing their kids with "Sunday school jam's" cd.
>> Anonymous
>>154541
http://milwaukee.indymedia.org/en/2006/12/206645.shtml

Are you talking about that?

I live in West Bend. I wish I would have known about them protesting. If I did I would have RUN EVERY DAMN ONE of them over with my 1ga tsi awd. And I would have done awd launches right ontop of their heads.
>> Tripfag !ccqXAQxUxI
>>154814
But not all of us are like that.
>> Anonymous
>>154845
You're on 4chan, isn't it alone more than sufficient?
Anyway I'm not scared to go to hell: it's full of naked sinners, can't be that bad.
Or do you really want to spend an eternity praising the lord with some faggots?
I'll take hell any day.
>> Anonymous
i'm not a pedophile or a guro fag...
In fact I haven't even hit anybody in 6 yrs, though i won a couple of fights...
but watching this made me want to make these warriors of christ suffer in the most abnormal and obscene ways...
and the thought about raping a young girl from this movie while beating here slowly to a bloody pulp, whenever she would blaber her brainraping nonsence even made me sneeze >.< ffs
I truly do hope there is hell and I hope they all burn in it... even if I'll have to be down for the ride ffs
>> so many lost souls Frozen Twilight
why do reject I one all might that wakes you up in the morning gives you the activity of your body and let you even go to work when most of you probably don't even want to anyway , everything you EVERYTHING YOU HAVE is given to you by him. the messages you post sicken me to my core i cant believe that the one place that was my favorite site would reject Jesus Christ the very man who dead FOR YOU, SO THAT you could
live and Anonymous don't be sorry for posting this 4chan needing God in there but posting this
dvdrip is stealing but thank you. may God touch everyone at 4chan and bring them to Christ Jesus
>> Anonymous
lol Evanglists....

Baptists is where it's at.

"I'm into this god, jesus, dunking in water thing. It's weird. Oh, you're into wicca? Isn't that like, cat sacrifices and graveyards? Cool." :P
>> Anonymous
god is dead
>> Anonymous
>>154858
LOL, would someone please translate that into English for me, I don't speak "retarded bitch" and Babelfish isn't helping.
>> Anonymous
jesus on 4chan

bump for great justice
>> Anonymous
>>154858

Jesus is dead.
If he comebacks, I hope we will kill him again.
>> Jesus !b45h8kER4c
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Hey! I hear ya guys been talking about me! Thats cool.
>> Anonymous
>>154866

and no one cares
If there is a hell
I'll see you there
>> Anonymous
>>154858

What in the fuck!?!?
>> Anonymous
>>154858

I'm curious as to how anyone with this mindset could possibly know about 4chan or what reason they would have to come here.
>> Anonymous
>>154858
troll
>> Anonymous
Hmm this crap again, repost repost repost, and for what?
So every fanatic and aethist can gather in one room and anihilate each other with senseless discussions and arguments? Take it from someone that belives in religion; Religion does not matter as a macro society it should be left to micro. If you study sociology then maybe your eyes will open up a little bit further. Point is: religion can't be proven and CAN'T be forced on anyone, that itself would be selfish.

The bible is scribbles and mixed up events, "jesus" wasn't the only "savior" around, wealthy politicians back then decided to exclude lots and lots of info from the Bible even though it's supposed to be "the truth". Religion itelf i man-made, it' hitory i brutal, it' a bine a ell ince it i man-made! The only reason mot ppl believe in a religion or practice is becaue they seek spiritual guidance when not sure of what to do, many of them need someone or something on top of them to reassure them that they can look for that certain someone for advice even though they won't get a straight solid answer.

Then there is also tradition, my family always believed in it so they sort of slapped it on my forehead and event though I'm used to it my views on religion are very questionable.
>> Anonymous
....
>> Anonymous
Hmm this crap again, repost repost repost, and for what?
So every fanatic and aethist can gather in one room and anihilate each other with senseless discussions and arguments? Take it from someone that belives in religion; Religion does not matter as a macro society it should be left to micro. If you study sociology then maybe your eyes will open up a little bit further. Point is: religion can't be proven and CAN'T be forced on anyone, that itself would be selfish.

The bible is scribbles and mixed up events, "jesus" wasn't the only "savior" around, wealthy politicians back then decided to exclude lots and lots of info from the Bible even though it's supposed to be "the truth". Religion itelf is man-made, it' hitory i brutal, it' a business as well since it is man-made! The only reason most ppl believe in a religion or practice is becaue they seek spiritual guidance when not sure of what to do, many of them need someone or something on top of them to reassure them that they can look for that certain someone for advice even though they won't get a straight solid answer.

Then there is also tradition, my family always believed in it so they sort of slapped it on my forehead and event though I'm used to it my views on religion are very questionable.
>> Anonymous
This should end just like the Children's Crusade: with the enslavement of the children.

Anything else would be a slap in the face to those that came before us.
>> Anonymous
>>154889
hypocristianity.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>154911

got a torrent of the whole paper?
>> Anonymous
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You are all amerikkans, aren't you?
The rest of the world couldn't care less about religion...
(pic hell related)
>> Anonymous
>>154921
Americans assume everyone cares about them and their self inflicted problems
>> Anonymous
America fucks with the rest of the world so actually people from other countries do care about their insanities. At least in 20 years China will take over the place of #1 superpower from them.
>> Jesus Camp = People who can't read Anonymous
If they actually read and COMPREHENDED the book of which they are trying to force on others as if it was a jihad...they'd realize that what they are doing is strictly prohibited in the bible itself. Fucking ignorance.
>> Anonymous
I think jealousy has reared its ugly head. Other nations lick the blood from our jaws like vultures. Fools.
>> Anonymous
The 9th Crusade is nigh, grovle for mercy from the Holy Catholic Church before we send you sinners to your everlasting hell!
>> Anonymous
>>154985
the bible says what they want it to say, didnt you hear? some parts are not to be taken literally, but some are, which ones would you ask?, the ones that fit their agenda.
>> Did this ever happen? Anonymous
"I think jealousy has reared its ugly head. Other nations lick the blood from our jaws like vultures. Fools."

Just keep believing what your government and media keep telling you and the rest of the world will happily get on with our lives.
>> Anonymous
>>155277
apparently you do care or you wouldn't have brought it up.
>> Anonymous
>>155277

Yeah, sure. All that money other nations happily take from America before spitting in America's face is purely fictional. It doesn't exist. America actually takes money from everyone else. We're actually a third-world nation with only an elite few bright souls smart enough to spell America with Ks as having stolen fire from the Korean gods to be able to get online.

God, this thread is filled with so much whiny teenage "calling Bush a cockbiter makes me worldly and deep" emo that it outdoes any Avatar thread on /co/ ever.