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Bleh...
Anon
Right, having downloaded this travesty, I gotta say I was so thoroughly under whelmed that I feel compelled to inform the masses.
This little piece of dreg is a nice, small download for a hentai flick. Only about 244mbs, which most people should be able to nab pretty fast. From opening to ending credits, the whole movie lasts about 25 minutes. However, roughly 20 minutes of this is filled with scenes of people standing around jabbering at each other in their moon man language about things I am certain cannot be anywhere near as interesting or dramatic as the music would have you believe.
There are all of two h-scenes in the whole thing, both blessedly short given the content. The first involves the lead female publicly masturbating while a bunch of random guys jerk off into a giant bucket. This leads to the evil female lead and her insanely out of place catgirl henchman giving the lead female a sperm enema that inflates her stomach to a huge bloating bubble and makes her piss herself when it comes out.
Second is the lead female getting tentacled. This would normally be cool by me, only it's tentacles that do that creepy thing where they make the females body stretch in weird ways to imply they're pushing extremely deep into the lady. Like 'have to be worming through their intestines and into their stomach to be pushing against their body like that.'
Basically, it's Magical Girl Ai, only with different character art. I know there are plenty of people on 4chan who enjoyed those films so, if you are them, then this films for you. For those like me who did not find freakish body distortions arousing and think that there should actually be sex of some kind in their porn, avoid this like the plague.
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