http://sexmachine.5166.info/bt/link.php?ref=QP2BECK7bZI can't tell if this bitch is literally retarded, or if she thinks "muppet sounds while fucking == hot", but this is the most bizarre and hilarious "normal" J-Porn I've downloaded in like forever.Seriously, this shit is abnormal. Sex is normal, but the woman screams like that "BILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!" woman vid making the rounds.She also makes faces like she is having an orgasm while being exorcised.I've seen a LOT of J-Porn, and a LOT of fucked-up J-Porn, but this is the most fucked up J-Porn I've ever seen.Title "It feels so good that I'm gonna pass out"This vid will spawn epic memes.
Also, sorry about the sexmachine link (it's ok if you have popup blox). If anyone knows an alternate location for this torrent, feel free to post.It's worth it, though, to see a hot but kinda retarded J-Chick hyperventilate and shudder as if possessed by Loa through sex.
>muppet sounds while fuckingWelcome to JAVs!
>>Title "It feels so good that I'm gonna pass out"uh, so maybe it's intentional? Ever think of that?
>>258432Not like this, dude. This isn't "high pitched dumb squaling", this is "OHHHHH GOOOOOOD BILLLLLLLLLL" done J-style, mixed with Chloe or something. Biz-zarre.Frex: 44:40: Bizarre silent scream, followed by:ZONGO ZONGO!!!!ZONGO ZONGO!!!!ZONGO ZONGO!!!!Then 48:07: Flopping like a fish having epilepsy on E while neighing like a horse.Fucked. Up. Shit.>>258443Intentional? The title is understandable, but not the chick's reactions.Check 1:27:00:: Guys take their junk out, and she starts staring and screaming like she's watching a baby being possessed by a Cock Ghost. Then she starts sniffing dick like a dog smelling cocaine-covered peanut butter. Fucked up shit.
i have to thank you funniest shit i've seen all week.
Ditto. And double thanks for Oh God Bill. It's 2:30 in the am, and I'm still laughing at how awesome that video is.
holy snap! i just finished DL-ing this, and im checking the quality MUTED:is this chick possessed? looks kinda crazy just skimming thru it MUTED the first time around.
holy shit win. this bitch is psycho!
What is the name of this wonderful person?Also, please upload the file to some other service, i'm getting some serious malware alerts from that site.
bawmp for malware scare, alternate link please
>>258958I'm not sure if this works, but I created a rapidshit of the torrent file. I'm looking for alt hosting for the torrent file as well.http://rapidshare.com/files/143765840/QP2BECK7bZ.torrent.html
Megaupload of the torrent file: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PBWPD6RY
I've never had mixed emotiosn like this, arousal and mega-lolz, mostly lolz.
I think Japan finally did it, they have completely convinced the whole world that their porn is outrageously ridiculous and that none, NONE whatsoever or whosoever could EVER top their weirdness.
I can't believe I'm putting all the other great porn I gotta download on the waiting list, but I have to fucking see this shit for myself.
ME ORKY PORNSTAR!
WHAT THE HELL?WHAT? I mean what the hell /t/ what the hell did I just watch? I feel like I just watched retarded girl porn, Now I feel just plain odd
ok... I think this is ridiculous, does somethingawful still do the horrors of porn? Because I think possessed epileptic Muppet woman porn would be a great addition to the line up.I think one of the funniest things was the 1st guy's face, it had the typical "They are not paying me enough to do this shit" look.
Looks interesting, I'll give it a go.
Ahhahahahahahahha holy shit.
Well, damn.
fucking hell i thought i seen it all!
ROW ROW FIGHTING THE POWER
Is there a rapidshit? Some of us are behind school firewalls and can't use torrents.
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>>259366Faggot.
this is the most amazing shit i have seen. thank you.
can someone please upload this to redtube or one of those flash porn sites. this needs to be shared with the world
Her name is Rei Kitajima for those who wanna know
CENSORED PORN FAIL. I WONT WASTE MY BANDWIDTH ON THIS SHIT
>>259393That wasn't the fucking point of this torrent dumbass.
this shit is HILARIOUS
they should replace comedy central with this bitch all the time.. 24/7
lol thank you
Alright, I've jerked off to tentacles, gangrape, preggo, torture, scat, bestiality, and guro, but this fucking video just made me feel sick. I don't think I can ever get off again.
>>259631lol!
Can anyone provide a link to this "Oh God Bill" video? After seeing this video I need moar like it.
Is there a theme on this vid? Is she supposed to be epileptic, or like REALLY enjoy sucking cock or something? I'd be scared to fuck her.
WTF INSTA BONER FOR MUPPET SOUNDS
This is what I think is going on:This girl. who has no idea how ineffective her performance is, thinks that she should act like sex is the most mind-numbingly amazing feeling possible. So she goes crazy.That or they drugged her with a military grade aphordesiac
This JAV reminds of what it would be like do die in a plane crash. At first its like yeah ok this is nice i like were this is going. Then one of the engines burn out and your like ohh shit, ok i think we can still land. About 10 mintues in your like holy shit were fucked. Only difference is your probabaly laughing to hard to give a shit. Regardless this shit was fucking hilarious i dont care if it was intentional or not holy fucking shit i haven't laughed at porn this hard in well ever.
God damn I loled. Those guys are champs for being able to keep their boners.
>>259927lol, boner-champs
Ya know... I did a search for a different Rei Kitajima video. I had to know. Just to satisfy my curiosity. Is this chick just acting like this for THIS movie, or is it actually something she does all the time. I did find one, and wow. She's just as spastic and full-on boogie-insane as in this one in that viddy too. What a hilarious find! Thanks op!
>>259951Care to share it with us?
The title of the viddy was "Rei Kitajima - Ran Maru - [TYOD-001]" As far as sharing it with ya, I have NO idea where I found it last week. If Anon feels like searching it out themselves, I'm sure the rest of the folk here would dig it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pornography_laws_by_country#Japan
I DEMAND A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR THIS TRAVESTY
Holy fuck. Is there any (english) information about this woman online? I really want to know if she has some kind of brain disease.
thanks
i got a virus from the site?
>>258423So I downloaded it thinking you were probably some uninitiated and her sounds were normal. Hello. This woman's weird. She does a sort of seizure Grover sound while rolling her eyes back in the sockets. Good lordy lord. I wasn't even able to maintain election. Funny, but unfapp-ab-le.
avast gave me a virus warning when I entered that site, and I do have adblock.
I fuckin' lol'd.
>I wasn't even able to maintain election.Sorry to hear that, Barack.
I need quicker fapping and lollingI HAVE A NEEDA NEED FOR SEED
wtf was this shit? I thought I had seen it all lol
>>260505fucking lol.
such shitty acting, I don'tget why you guys find it funny when it's so lame
THERE ARE NO SEEEEEEDS!!!! SOMEBODY RAPIDSHIT THIS!!!!
>>260815you fail so hard
there are seeds >_>
>>259836http://www.youporn.com/watch/65778
HOOOOOLY SHIIIIIT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER LOST AN ERECTION TO JESUS CHRIST
>>258423As the germans says: Dumm fickt gut.
lame
>>261508YOU'RE FUCKING LAME
>>261544OOOH FUCKING ICE BURN
>>259951>>260022I think I found it.http://jap-av-star.blogspot.com/2008/08/rei-kitajima-ran-maru.html
pure comedy gold from JAV, i could never guess.this shit deserves a bump for that.