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Shintaro Kago - Communication Anonymous K
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4223842

A crazy short from Shintaro Kago where each character spews exactly one word per bubble. Hilarity ensues.

Scanned by Caterpillar and translated by Anonymous K.
>> Anonymous
could somebody do a rapidshit of this. it looks hilarious.
>> Anonymous K
man what the fuck not even a comment?
>> Jesus !z.LOLm8x3o
>>244154

Epic as usual, thanks, etc.
At this point pretty much anything that you've translated is win, so it's not really necessary to state what is implied.
>> Anonymous
>>244117

um, isn't that the kanji for noisy/obnoxious, not rape?
>> Anonymous
Maybe "adultery" is a bit more accurate?
>> Anonymous
>>244161
it's technically rape in Chinese.
>> Anonymous
>>244161
It's rape.

But isn't ? on page 4 `meat'? Muscle's ?.
>> Anonymous K
>>244176

Yeah I know its meat, but let me explain:

On the next page, there's a joke reference to the hit manga Kinnikuman (?????) which is known in the west as "Ultimate Muscle". The only Kanji in the title is ? (niku, meat) and thats why Kago put it there. So to traslate the joke, I decided to put in "Muscle" as a reference to the english name of the show.
On top of that, ? can also mean "The physical body", and Muscle isnt so far from that.
>> Anonymous
Thank you,
could you maybe provide a link to the RAW's please?
>> Anonymous K
>>244181
No, sorry, Caterpillar has expressely asked me to not release the raw.
>> Anonymous
Ah, that's too bad. Thanks anyway.
>> Anonymous
Anyone understands the significance of changing M to N at the end? I don't get the joke there.
>> Anonymous
>>244198
Magnet poles, maybe?
>> Anonymous K
N means ANAL in japan... I guess.
>> Anonymous
Humor like this just doesn't work too well in translated form.
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† http://invisibleskymagician.baywords.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
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>>244182
>No, sorry, Caterpillar has expressely asked me to not release the raw.

Why the fuck not?
>> Anonymous
Thanks as always.
>> Anonymous
>>244161
?
wicked, mischief, seduce, rape, noisy
>> Anonymous
>>244247
So, women to a tee, then.
>> Anonymous
>>244154
This is Awesome.
>> ?suomynonA????
>>244205
Maybe so, but that's no reason to sage. Aging.

Another thanks to Caterpillar and Anonymous K for their work, and Kago's awesomeness.
>> Anonymous
>>244182
and we care because ...?
>> Anonymous
manga GET
>> Anonymous
Thanks

Any links to your earlier stuff ?
>> Anonymous K
>>244553

I do care because he's the one spending all his money to bring you not only Kago but also Maruo and all the other guro on the internet. If he doesnt want to share his scans of something, he must have his goddamn reasons.
>> Anonymous
Your goddamn reasons. I must have them.
>> Anonymous
>>244600

i dunno, you could probably do decently on share/PD
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† http://invisibleskymagician.baywords.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
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>>244226
>>No, sorry, Caterpillar has expressely asked me to not release the raw.

>Why the fuck not?

I repeat, why the fuck not?
>> Anonymous
>>244987
As if you were genuinely interested. You don't even know proper English, let alone Japanese. Also, the raws are his and he has total control over his own things, you know. If you want the raws so badly, then go and buy the goddamn real thing yourself just like he does.
>> Anonymous
>>244992
Sorry if I barge into this flame war, but being fluent in english has nothing to do with knowing japanese.
Now let the flame go on. It's not yet that funny, but looks promising.
>> Anonymous
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_rap_percap-crime-rapes-per-capita
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
Thank you again for more awesome Kago work! :3
>> Anonymous
If you want raws just buy the book. This isn't some one-of-a-kind artifact from the archives of a museum.
>> Anonymous
Wow, I feel bad now.
You guys need to stop acting like little whiny bitches. What are you complaining about here?

This stuff is for free and if you enjoy reading manga even a little bit, you should be thankful for the work that Cater & K put into these releases.

I apologise for bringing up the subject of the raws and all those idiots in here. I didn't mean to raise a flame war with my post.>>244181
>> Anonymous
I love when Kago does stuff like this.

Not so crazy about his guro stuff, but stuff like this, Blow-up, Abstraction, and others are really great.
>> Anonymous
I'm sure this is good but i'd still like a rapidshit...
>> Anonymous
thanks! more kago is always appreciated
>> Anonymous
>>244180
stfu faggot
>> Anonymous
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>>245138
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† http://invisibleskymagician.baywords.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
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>>244992
>You don't even know proper English,
>If you want the raws so badly, then go and buy the goddamn real thing yourself just like he does.

Says the person with bad reading comprehension and a lack of logical thought!!

I never said I wanted the raws. I want to know WHY he doesn't want to release the raws. Since he has not bothered to answer that simple question, I smell something fishy going on.

>>245056
>If you want raws just buy the book. This isn't some one-of-a-kind artifact from the archives of a museum.

Great, the stupidity is contagious. GTFO.

>>245069
>You guys need to stop acting like little whiny bitches. What are you complaining about here?

Nobody was whining until you and faggot company came along.

>This stuff is for free and if you enjoy reading manga even a little bit, you should be thankful for the work that Cater & K put into these releases.

This is beside the point, but why should something be immune from criticism just because it's free? Following your logic, I can stick my penis into a pile of mud, take a photo of it and post it here on /t/. And you can criticise me for it, since I'm doing it for free, you ungrateful little motherfucker.

If you want to let the uploader of your beloved free stuff to stick his cancerous dick up your tight little anus, then go ahead. BUT DON'T TELL ME TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS TOO.

>>244987
>>>No, sorry, Caterpillar has expressely asked me to not release the raw.

>>Why the fuck not?

>I repeat, why the fuck not?

I repeat yet again, why the fuck not?

>Caterpillar has expressely asked me to not release the raw

I don't like your tone. And that's what motivates me on my quest for answers.

I do not forgive, and I certainly do not forget.
>> Anonymous
>>245202

Too bad you're not anonymous.
>> Anonymous
>>245202
lol why should Cater feel any need to even state his reasons? He's just some dude at a computer posting translations of manga now and then. Why would your request for information be meaningful to him?
>> Anonymous
>>245202
Good point, but fail for stealing my line.
>> Anonymous
>>245202
No one is obligated to give you any reasons, no one asked you to download this work, and no one cares if your opinion of the translators is diminished by their decision.
>> OP of this thread !!BYayETiRclj
>>245202
why don't you "politely" ask anonymous K that he asks caterpilar his reason, that'd be enough, anon K doesn't know the reasons, so there is no point in asking him
>> Anonymous K
>>245202
> I do not forgive, and I certainly do not forget.

And I certainly do not care.
About you, that is :)
>> Anonymous
>>245202
disregard that, i suck cocks
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† http://invisibleskymagician.baywords.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
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>>245217
>why don't you "politely" ask anonymous K that he asks caterpilar his reason,

Because I didn't like his tone:

>>244182
>No, sorry, Caterpillar has expressely asked me to not release the raw.

Caterpillar "expressedly" asked Anonymous K not to release the raw.

So he went out of his way to not release the raw while even avoiding this thread and not giving a reason for it.

It reeks of something. It definitely reeks and I'm going to find out why.

>>245215
>No one is obligated to give you any reasons, no one asked you to download this work, and no one cares if your opinion of the translators is diminished by their decision.

Strawman.

Perhaps the same could be said of everyone else on the internet. Even your post can be counted in the "no one cares" category.

>>245253
>disregard that, i suck cocks

Pic possibly related
>> Anonymous
god, shut up.
>> Anonymous
>>245297
/r/ seconded.
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
>>245078
yeah, in his interview with Vice mag, he said he really isn't 'into' drawing the sex stufff - it's just kinda required for the publications he writes for, so to get his work in he has to sometimes include it.
>> Anonymous
hey anon K, as a fellow scanlater i have a slightly educated eye for mistakes but i just have to say: you must hate fucking rotating as much as i do!
>> Anonymous
>>245336
Thirded.
>> Anonymous K
>>245461
erm sorry you mean the pages are not straight? (I'm italian so I dont quite understand everything I read in english)

If so I decided to not rotate them because it affected the quality greatly
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† http://invisibleskymagician.baywords.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
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>>245297
>god, shut up.

How can a non-existent man-made delusion "shut up"?

Get the fuck outta here religion-fag.
>> Anonymous
>>245525
No one likes you. Please stop posting here.
>> Anonymous
>>245534
Irrelevant. He's got some valid points and even though I couldn't care less for whatever Caterpillar "expressely" asked Anonymous K not to release, I really would love to know why is it that Caterpillar "expressely" ask Anonymous K to not release it.

Sage nonetheless.
>> ?suomynonA????
>>245544
He obviously has his reasons.

>>245291
>Because I didn't like his tone

What are you talking about? He stated it clearly and simply. There was no negative backlashing tone to his response at all. You have blown this completely out of proportion, such that even if Anon K knew Caterpillar's reasoning, he still wouldn't answer to the rudeness of YOUR posts.

>>244600
Here is your answer, as it has been during your entire angry tirade.

Thank you Anon K and Caterpillar, again. Just because some members of the community are ungrateful, don't forget the vast majority of appreciators.
>> uso
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>>1
>> Anonymous
WHY
>> Mistle
>>244226
>>244987
>>245202
>>245291
>>245336
>>245469
>>245525
>>245648
epic samefag

With the advent of technology, the advent of information also follows. The scans may contain information pertinent to the scanner's privacy, they may be too large to practically distribute, or they may have missing content that the scanner has decided to omit. Regardless of the reason, the scans will not be released. Throwing a tantrum shows the lack of reason and logic you hide behind; an objective statement is not meant to persuade, nor is a persuasive statement meant to change a fact.
On a personal note, I'd like to say Anonymous K is protecting the scanner from assfucks such as>>244226
>> Anonymous
>>245685epic samefag

HAHAHA OH WOW.
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† http://invisibleskymagician.baywords.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
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>>244600
>If he doesnt want to share his scans of something, he must have his goddamn reasons.

So it's between us and Caterpillar then. By golly, I will scour the worlds until I can find this "reason" Caterpillar is so desperate to hide.

>>245608
>What are you talking about? He stated it clearly and simply. There was no negative backlashing tone to his response at all.

Anonymous K didn't just reply to the post by saying "No, the raws are not available". Instead, he went so far as to reply that Caterpillar "expressely asked me to not release the raw."

If Caterpillar just said "No, raws are not available sry", then nothing would have happened. But no, Anonymous K said Caterpillar EXPRESSEDLY said no. Why expressedly "no"? Why not just a normal "no"?

Is he trying to actively keep it away from us?

Does he have something to hide?

If the reasons for doing so was insignificant, Anonymous K would have explained why in the first place.

But no, this question remains unanswered even now.

What is Caterpillar hiding? I need to know. NAO.
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† http://invisibleskymagician.baywords.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
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>>245685
>epic samefag

HAHA OH WOW.

>The scans may contain information pertinent to the scanner's privacy,

HAHA OH WOW.

>they may be too large to practically distribute,

HAHA OH WOW.

>or they may have missing content that the scanner has decided to omit.

If this was the reason, why not say so? If this was the reason, why is it worth an "expressedly, no I will not release the raw"?

>Regardless of the reason, the scans will not be released. Throwing a tantrum shows the lack of reason and logic you hide behind.

If you bothered to analyze my posts, they are indeed of reasoned and logical merit. Hardly a tantrum. My desire for answers stem from the "I will expressedly not release the raws" statement. I feel there is something he is trying to hide, something that he doesn't want his fans (/t/ards) to know.

I have my own theories about his reasons for not releasing the raw.

But I prefer to hear it from the horse's mouth. For his own sake.

You can't keep a secret forever. Just ask Ted Haggard. Sexual preferences not related to topic at hand.
>> Anonymous
>>245685

These are supporting /r/ the fucktard to shut up:
>>245336
>>245469

Still, congratulations on being clever enough to notice that the others were all by the same person. I mean, I'd never have guessed that all those posts with the same name and tripcode were all by the same person. You win a cookie, now go play in traffic.

The fucktard namefag doesn't win a cookie, but can still go play in traffic.

I too would like to know what's up with the whole "no raw" attitude, but I'm not going to start acting like a dick over it.
>> Anonymous
>>245742
FUCKING BUY THE BOOK. If you can spend time caring about the lack of raws, you can prove your theories about the lack of raws true or false by... GETTING YOUR OWN RAWS. Posting "I'M GONNA FIND HIS REASONS!" over and over isn't going to make him give them to you. If you would have spent a few bucks on the book itself, you could have destroyed Caterpillar's reputation (or whatever it is you are interested in doing) a week ago.
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† http://invisibleskymagician.baywords.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
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>>245757
>FUCKING BUY THE BOOK.
>If you can spend time caring about the lack of raws,
>GETTING YOUR OWN RAWS.
>Posting "I'M GONNA FIND HIS REASONS!" over and over isn't going to make him give them to you.

Science-tittyfucking-christ-with-Russel's-Teapot-Anal-Insertions, after 5+ posts from me, you s/t/upid /t/orrent re/t/ards have shitty reading comprehension skills and lack logical thinking.

You fuck/t/ards still don't get it.

I never fucking stated a single time that I wanted the raws.

Protip: He can keep the raws with himself for all I care.

For the umpteenth fucking time, my quest is to find Caterpillar's expressive reasons for not releasing the raws. That is all.

/r/equest for future fanbois jumping over each other trying to defend him: Read the fucking thread first.
>> Anonymous
Then do your best... and don't you dare come back here before you have discovered the answer!
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† http://invisibleskymagician.baywords.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
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>>245886
>Then do your best... and don't you dare come back here before you have discovered the answer!

Why would I leave? Caterpillar, or his messenger, Anonymous K can post here.

Silly little anonymous, thinking he can order me around.
>> Anonymous
>>245892
"gl i'm behind 7 proxies" remake? Now this is getting fun...
>> Anonymous
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lol
>> Anonymous
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>>245892
>> Anonymous
>>245892
the king of the retards is back and he continues to spit in his eyes... good show man, you're funny... an idotic pathetic one...
>> Anonymous
>>245877
I *know* you don't want the raws for the sake of having them, jacktard. But how else will you find catterpillar's "reasons" without them? I tell you to buy them if you really want to find the "truth" because it is most likely the only way to discover why someone would be refusing to release the raws.
Of course he might not want them released because he wants to horde them, or because he is too lazy to post them, ect. But in that case, it really wasn't worth caring about anyway, was it?
>> naksiloth !6xqjXqgnW.
>>245892
so even moot cannot do anything about you...so...that makes you "special"??i think, yes...
>> Anonymous
When the fuck did Anonymouses on /t/ become buyfags?
>> Anonymous
>>245976
You mean you missed that thread? I pity you, man. It was truly epic, the way we all saw the light.
>> ?suomynonA????
>>245741
"Expressly" means that Anon K did not assume this or did not infer this from conversation or previous actions from Caterpillar. It means Caterpillar directly told him not to release the raws.

Not a difficult concept to grasp here. It has nothing to do with attitude, he was simply stating the facts as they were.

Stop trying to build this into some conspiracy for your personal pleasure. You seem to be on some personal mission. If it is that important to you to rant/update us on your progress, start a blog so we can all not read it in peace. Hell, it's not like you will ever find the answer from anyone but Caterpillar himself, who you will not be able to contact anyway.
>> Anonymous
>†Invisible Sky Magician†
Ever consider that it's just none of your g'damned business you whiny little cocksucker?
>> Anonymous
ITT samefag vs tripfag.
Will the faggotry never end?
>> Emerald Plumber !WK47Qk4R4.
>>246012
>>Will the faggotry never end?

No.
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† http://invisibleskymagician.baywords.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
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>> Anonymous
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>>246752
>> Anonymous
>>246752
lol tripcode ban
>> Anonymous
Can someone please up this to megaupload or rapidshit? I'm guessing it's fairly small.
>> Anonymous
>>247049
http://rapidshare.com/files/124123950/Shintaro_Kago_-_Communication.cbr.html
>> Anonymous
I am expressley asking you TO release the raws
>> Anonymous
>>250129
facepalm.jpg
>> Duckmongler !VHhlWWDzmw
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>>250479
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† http://invisibleskymagician.baywords.com/ !!I9XpXfP4okU
i win
>> Duckmongler !VHhlWWDzmw
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>> Anonymous
>>245877
awesome i just finished reading that book
>> Anonymous
>>245202
>I do not forgive, and I certainly do not forget.

WE R LEGION LOL HURRDURR SO RANDUM!!! XD

You sound like a goddamn idiot when you say stuff like that. Anyway, why don't you go blog about your conspiracy theory behind Caterpillar not releasing the RAWs?
>> Anonymous
>>251110

That way we won't have to read about it here.
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tl;dr

thanks for the translation and the post