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Shaolin girl Anonymous
http://www.sumotorrent.com/search/shaolin+girl.html

Produced by Stephen Chow (Shaolin Soccer, CJ7), Shaolin Girl tells the story of a girl by the name of Rin, who is compelled to take over her late grandfather’s kung-fu dojo. She endures 3,000 days of brutal training at the Shaolin Martial Arts School in China before returning to her native Japan. But what awaits her is a dojo that lies in tatters and students who have abandoned the true discipline of Shaolin kung-fu.

While struggling to restore her grandfather’s school to its former glory and spread a genuine Shaolin philosophy, Rin attends university where she becomes the star member of the lacrosse team. While Rin’s exceptional physical abilities being a string of victories to the team, her teammates in turn come to her aid by helping her reestablish the dojo. Just as fortune seems to smile upon her, a dark incident from a past Rin knew nothing about rears its ugly head and throws her into a fantastic showdown with tremendous evil. Is the Shaolin Girl up to the challenge?
>> Anonymous
Thanks
>> Anonymous
The CoWRY release doesn't have English subtitles. /r/
>> Anonymous
>>270746
http://subscene.com/Shaolin-Girl-DVDRip-XviD-CoWRY/subtitles-74468.aspx
>> Anonymous
Fuck you OP. Stop posting false links and shit
>> Anonymous
whoa whoa stephen chow did another movie? awesome galore

thanks
>> Anonymous
>>270865

No he didn't. This a shitty Japanese remake of Shaolin Soccer. I don't even know why Stephen lent his name to this.
>> Anonymous
>>270913
agreed, this movie sucked
>> Anonymous
>>270913

ya I just noticed that it's produced after watching it, the movie did suck. I was excited too, thought Stephen did it, what a disappointment.
>> Anonymous
>>270913
Movie was SHIT it was horrible, the ending fight was like WTF!?!? and after finishing it you will want your 2 hours back. japs can't make martial arts movies.
>> Anonymous
>>270913
Maybe they gave him money?
I would seriously consider this possibility.
>> Anonymous
ITT: stupid chinks who watch stephen chow movies. diew lei lo mo!
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>>271064
>ITT: stupid chinks who watch stephen chow movies. diew lei lo mo!

Hong kong chinks like stephen chow aren't as bad as mainland freedom-hating chinks.
>> Anonymous
Honestly this movie is very disappointing. The fight scenes are very poorly choreographed and the characters lack dimension. It's one of those movies where everyone seems to just smile at each other for no apparent reason.

Here's some points they could have improved upon:
1.) Have Stephen Chow do a cameo, instead of hiring some of his subordinates. The Japanese characters, I can understand playing a vital role, but the three Chinese characters were really unnecessary.

2.) The end fighting scene, it was horrible. Why in the world did they use CG for the water battle? There's no consistency in this movie, if a person were to fall into water, they'd be soaked, bu apparently the capability to walk on water also includes staying dry even after being dunked into the water several times.

3.) The finishing move, WTF!? How the hell do you expect the audience to accept the idea that a hug will end a battle? I threw up in my mouth several times throughout the 5-6 minutes of hugging and backflashes.

4.) I was seriously expecting Stephen Chow to at least show his face in the last few minutes, but I think even he agrees this is one of those movies that he wants nothing to do with.

5.) Nothing in the movie makes any sense, why in the hell would someone trying to recruit students by joining a Lacrosse team?

This is one of those movies that require a criteria to enjoy:

a) You have to be stupid
b) You have to be really young(4-5 yrs old) & stupid
c) tards

This movie is an EPiC FAiL in every sense. I can't believe I wasted 2hrs of my life watching this crap.
>> Anonymous
Feminine version of kung-fu soocer ?
>> Anonymous
Shaolin soccer, not kung-fu, sorry
>> Anonymous
>>271136
It's neither feminine nor about soccer, Half the movie talks about women's lacrosse and the other half shaolin martial arts. Neither of which is illustrated correctly, on top of that there's a mix of disney-like fighters/fighting.

I watched it out of curiosity but this is probably worse than CJ7. Stephen Chow needs to get his act straight.
>> Anonymous
>>271140

Will you guys stop talking like Chow wrote/directed this?
>> Anonymous
are there boobies?
>> Anonymous
>>271164
no nudity. prolly rated PG

>>271162
His name is attached to the project. If you don't want to be associated with shitty movies, don't use your name on them.
>> Anonymous
>>271183
just like how his name will be on the Dragonball live action movie, god I hope he doesn't go downhill, his first movies were epic
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>>271183
>His name is attached to the project. If you don't want to be associated with shitty movies, don't use your name on them.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS.

REVERSE STYLE.
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>>271210
Its a good think the "Hero" gets utterly raped by arrows...
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>>271467
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>>271569
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>> Anonymous
>>271210
but it's a 5 star masterpiece nigra
>> Anonymous
>>271009
more like japs can't make movies

they should stick to animu
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Superior fight scenes.
>> Anonymous
>>271839
I think it's a renamed("Chocolate") Thai move.
>> Anonymous
>>271825
Sonny Chiba in Street Fighter

It is an epic jap film with an epic jap actor with epic fight scenes.
>> Anonymous
well ima try it anyways.