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Phoenix Drive Anonymous
I found this in /r/ and just figured I'd put it out here so it gets noticed.

http://www.mininova.org/tor/508743
>> Anonymous
CGs only or is it the game too?
>> Anonymous
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>>138714

<- fixed by anonymous :)
>> Anonymous
SEED DAMMIT!!!!
>> Anonymous
thats what she said
>> Anonymous
>>138782

HEY-O
>> Anonymous
Wow ATTACK OF THE SUPER ENGRISH!
>> Anonymous
>>138786
wow another faggot
seed or GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>138791
stuff your mouth with a lot of cock....!
>> Anonymous
>>138794
>stuff your moTHER with a lot of cock....!

fixed :P~
>> Anonymous
>>138798
O-YEH
>> Anonymous
This thing was SO HOT, I liked this in every way. And I loved the BGMs too.

We need to buy this thing and support the artists so they can make more of this awesome nosebleeding porn. I just wish that they hired a REAL jap-to-eng translator next time, because the engrish in this begs for a revision at almost every sentence. =/
>> Anonymous
possiblity of ripping the CGs and animations?
>> Anonymous
>>138902
seconded
>> Anonymous
>>138902
Impossible. The game is ENTIRELY animated. Download it; it's not big, it's in english (well, sort of) and hot as fuck. Totally worth it.
>> Anonymous
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>>138902
Impossible. The game is ENTIRELY animated. Download it; it's not big, it's in english (well, sort of) and hot as fuck. Totally worth it.
>> SephirothSyZtem
About only 2 sentences in this game accualy make any sense at all.

The rest are so retarded they turn out being funny to laugh at.
>> Anonymous
>>138967
>> Anonymous
Seed this for the good of the commonwealth!!!
>> Anonymous
Kind of like Ralph from the Simpsons saying, "Me fail English? That unpossible." Really, is English that hard for the Japanese to hire a professional translator and proofreader?
>> Anonymous
>>138991
QFT. Either shit or get off the pot, don't give me no shitty engrish while I'm trying to fap, I lose concentration! >_<
>> Anonymous
>>138991
Most 'professionals' are going to charge quite a sum to translate something like that. There's the other issue of finding people that want to translate porn.

Probably a good industry to start though, seeing as they could also sell games over seas for better profit, but what do we know, we're only the target consumers.
>> Anonymous
>>138962
That and it's entirely pointless to have a CG set seeing as the whole game probably takes 20 minutes if you rapid click, and then you have all the animated CGs unlocked.

The only thing we need (aside from Engrish lessons) is an uncensor patch.
>> Anonymous
>>139012
>>The only thing we need (aside from Engrish lessons) is an uncensor patch.

Most likely we'll never see that.
>> Anonymous
What the hell. I install this and start it up... and I have the starting menu in Japanese and an "English ->" option which doesn't do anything. None of the buttons do anything. Only the "<- moonspeak" button does, it closes the game.

wtf
>> Anonymous
>>139019
Yay, I edited ENGLISH=1 from the .dat file. Now I have non-functional menu in English instead of moonspeak. Fun.
>> Anonymous
>>139020
lulz

OK, I don't know what's wrong with your game, but when you click at the language button, the screen is supposed to shake, a hard noise shuld be heard and the buttons should change to whatever language you're changing them to. And of course the other buttons should perform in-game tasks.
>> Anonymous
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COOL BEANS
>> Anonymous
>>139019
You don't have XP set to Japanese or anything, do you? Because this is built for US versions of XP, and I could see it carrying over settings from the Japanese version.
>> Anonymous
>>139044
Well, I have my system set as Japanese and I ran it perfectly. So, no, this shouldn't be an issue for the guys who's having trouble.
>> Anonymous
>>139019
>>139020
I'm the same as these guys.

Yes, I have Japanese XP. Also, after I shut down my minimized Lineage2 selling, the buttons started working. Fun how the quit button worked even before. It works, and now I have headache of the screenshaking/smacking/flashing. I guess this game would be more fun if I had even seen an actual Phoenix game before.
>> Anonymous
could anyone seed, torrent seems to be dead. either that or upload it to rapidshit or something
>> Anon
What file type is it? Because when I downloaded it, it didn't have the file saved as a specific type, like exe, so it wouldn't actually do anything.
>> Anonymous
>>139159
first day on the interweb? its a rar file.
>> Anonymous
Despite all the engrish, this is an excellent game.
Kudos to the creators.
>> Anonymous
Wish I could figure out how to edit the text, to make it... Good.
>> Anon
No, I use the "interweb" quite frequently. The problem is somethingin the torrentscrewed up, and it downloaded asjust PW ANONYMOUS. No extension.

Solved that problem, though. But NOW, however, every time I try to extract the file, it says the installer's corrupted. Help?
>> Anonymous
Get a new torrent client.
>> Anonymous
>>139257
unplug your puter. go outside and play. your fap is denied.
>> Anonymous
>>139218
I thought exactly the same thing. If we found a way to extract the text, someone with japanese knowledge could compare them and make the appropriate fixes. I'm sure it would make the game even more hot!
>> Anon
Let me rephrase that: Does anyone have USEFUL help?

It's not a problem with the Torrent Client, I don't think, as I just updated it (I'm using the latest version of uTorrent)...
>> Anonymous
censored crap
>> Anonymous
No.>>139338loves penises.
>> Anonymous
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i love translated and uncensored stuff. For example. What's the point in reading raw hmanga if you can't read japanese? It ruins the whole thing. It's like being three again and reading donald duck by looking at the pictures. That's about as rewarding as fucking a pillow, when there's pussy waiting in the other room. I'm aware that uncensored stuff isn't that easy to come by, but atleast put effort into getting translated stuff to get the full experience :|
>> Anonymous
>>139332
Sure, first, you can learn how to use your computer and your torrent client properly. I mean, I'm glad you solved the huge problem of XP hiding extensions by default but really, I hope you don't expect someone to pat you on the back.

You should list out what you've tried (for example, have you tried force rechecking the file to make sure the rar wasn't corrupted?)... though, I'm getting the feeling that you are just completely clueless. If so, then you should have said that in the first place as it's perfectly reasonable that not everyone can be an INTERWEBS EXPERT. As it is though, you should just unplug your computer to save yourself from computer AIDS.
>> Anonymous
>>139347
Your conceptions about japanese porn suck.
>> Anonymous
>>139351
enlighten me
>> Anonymous
>>139332
If it says it's corrupted, then it's corrupted. Try downloading thw whole thing once again.
>> Anonymous
>>139353
Fap to the hot girls and people having sex, not to the kanji. Also, a few pixels on the characters' genital area shouldn't ruin the entirety of an image.
>> Anonymous
>>139293

More so the point, just correct the english that is already used so that it's not a grammar disaster.
>> Anonymous
>>139359
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's you who doesn't understand anything. Seriously it's the story bit that gives it that much more. Watching pictures is a turn-on, but if you understand the meaning behind the pictures, it'sso much better.
>> Anonymous
>>139415Watching pictures is a turn-on, but if you understand the meaning behind the pictures, it's so much better.

QFT
>> Anonymous
TORRENT DOES NOT EXIST! NOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Deep Grope
..."Cock Milk?"

<_<
>> Anonymous
Argh, cant find a new torrent for this anywhere.
>> "Cock Milk?" &lt;_&lt; Deep Grope
There's a lot weird words in this game, and what the hell is an "onanism"?

Also, is saying "please impregnate me" suppose to be a turn-on? IF SO...well, it turned me on right now.
>> Anonymous
New torrent/rapid/mega anyone? Pretty please?
>> Anonymous
Yay, got a site with the working torrent link.
http://fenopy.com/torrent/Phoenix_Drive__Trinitron_CG__/NDA3Mzc5/index.html
>> Anonymous
>>139875
>>Also, is saying "please impregnate me" suppose to be a turn-on?

Yeah, I felt the same thing. I never had (and still don't have) any kind of fetish for pregnant women, but that exactly sentence by black-haired girl turned me on even more. o_O
>> Anonymous
>>139875
sup.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/onanism

learn to use the internet, noob
>> Anonymous
>>139875
you dont know wtf means?
aw come on you're a great expert, it's the only thing in your life that you'll ever do.
>> Deep Grope
>>139899

I KNEW somebody was gonna pull a "Wiki" card on my face. That's what many people are doing.

>>139895
>>I never had (and still don't have) any kind of fetish for pregnant women, but that exactly sentence by black-haired girl turned me on even more.

That's a funny thing about irony. I don't like children or knocking up a woman, but I love creampies.
>> Anonymous
bump for this
>> Anonymous
Torrent's gone...
>> Anonymous
>>140435
http://www.btmon.com/Games/Unsorted/Phoenix_Drive_Trinitron_CG.torrent.html
>> Anonymous
>>139912
The "wiki" card? Don't be an idiot. define:onanism on Google, learn to use the interwebs...
>> Anonymous
>>138998
and how many of you would PAY for a game?
>> Anonymous
>>140685
I'm not the guy you replied to, but I'd pay for that game where you go after the handicapped girls, if it existed. You know, the one with the deaf girl, blind, burned, no legs, and short arms.

(All on separate people, not one being)
>> Anonymous
>>140720

She sounds hot though
>> Anonymous
>>140720

HELL YES.