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Anonymous
'Sup niggaz? I just got suspended again!1!!11!1!!!
>> Anonymous
link to the details plz
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHA

THE COWBOYS ARE A FUCKING JOKE
>> Anonymous
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http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/10/14/pacman-jones-suspended-indefinitely/

"Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones has been suspended indefinitely.

Jones will be suspended without pay and will miss at least four games.

The NFL found that Jones was involved in an alcohol-related physical altercation and had therefore violated the terms of his reinstatement, ESPN’s Chris Mortensen reported."
>> Anonymous
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3643240
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
That's Ron Killings, you idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>404596
still it's hilarious this happened. this is why character matters jerry faggot jones.
>> Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
Thank god, I love you Jerry Jones. You are the best thing the NFC East could ask for. Slowly I'm sure he'll turn in Al Davis. Calling in plays and ruining his team forever.
>> Anonymous
>>404596
This coming from a faggot who can't sage properly and think MMA is not a sport?

Your opinion is shit. You're shit. I hope you really do die.
>> Anonymous
>>404602
Don't forget, he watches WRASSLIN.
>> Anonymous
MMA is just as much a sport as wrasslin is, nerd.
>> Kevolution !!tXT1v7cMJyH
>>404603
I watch it too.
>> Anonymous
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Tony Romo out. Felix Jones out. Terrence Newman out. Roy Williams out. Pat Watkins out. Anthony Spencer out. Pacman Jones out. Matt McBriar (Arguably the biggest lost) out.

Sigh Cowboys, I had high hopes but god damn. The lack of urgency and lackadaisical approach to games is awful. Now you are riddled with injuries. You've struggled with supposed "easy" games, and the home stretch is a murder of a schedule. We've gone from Super Bowl favorites, to NFC East best, to maybe making a wildcard spot, to fighting for a .500 record for the season? Jesus christ.

Hello higher draft pick and good bye Wade Phillips. Game over man, game over.

BY THE WAY, CUT THIS FUCKING GUY (PIC RELATED). IT IS CANCER ON THE COWBOYS LIKE THIS WHICH IS WHY THEY SUCK. ARROGANT LITTLE BITCHES THAT ACT LIKE THEY'VE WON SOMETHING, MUCH LESS DONE ANYTHING RECENTLY TO DESERVE THE ACCOLADE THEY WERE GIVEN. FUCK YOU BOBBY CARPENTER, YOU WORTHLESS BUCKEYE PIECE OF SHIT. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
>> Anonymous
>>404602
i agreed until you said MMA is a sport
>> Anonymous
>>404614
it's okay dude, Roy Williams was never good
>> Anonymous
>>404610
Which is fine, as long as you don't say that MMA is not a sport while the WWE is.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>404602

MMA is as much of a sport as wrasslin' is. The matches are fixed and people get paid resultant of the outcomes.
>> Anonymous
>>404614

Forgot to mention Sam Hurd is out. Leaves the Cowboys with 3 receivers.
>> Kevolution !!tXT1v7cMJyH
>>404620
MMA = Sport
Wrestling = Not a sport, but damn entertaining.
>> Anonymous
>>404621
>The matches are fixed

lol. Well, at least you understand that wrasslin matches are indeed fixed. Unfortunately, no, that's not how actual sports work.
>> Anonymous
>>404626
Agreed.
>> Negrodamus the 9000th !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>404614
>Tony Romo out. Felix Jones out. Terrence Newman out. Roy Williams out. Pat Watkins out. Anthony Spencer out. Pacman Jones out. Matt McBriar (Arguably the biggest lost) out.

Dude, Anthony Spencer played the last game and is gradually getting more involved with the defense... Felix is only gonna be out for 2-3 weeks.. Pacman IS out for 4 games... Matt McBriar is gonna be out for 6-8 weeks... Terrence is gonna be out for another 5 weeks... and Tony is only gonna be out for another 3 weeks after this upcoming ass whooping we put on the Rams.

The thing to note is that IF YOU LOOK AT THE SCHEDULE.... the next three or four games we play SHOULD in fact, be wins... after that bye following the Giants game we'll be ready to make that playoff push we've been dying to make since 1996. So, obviously as a cowboys fan we have alot to worry about. But we should be a solid 6-3 by the end of the bye.. which would put us in pretty good shape for the remainder of the season when we'll have the majority of our guys back.. with exception of Roy Williams. Don't lose faith guys (cowboysfags).. all is not lost just yet. Plus, from what im hearing Dallas is making a giant push at acquiring Roy Williams from Detroit, if this is true, we should be stacked for Tony's return after the Giants game, where we SHOULD be a solid 6-3 squad
>> Kevolution !!tXT1v7cMJyH
Technically, if any sporting event can/has been fixed will or is no longer a sport, then this board has just divided by zero.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>404627
>that's not how actual sports work

So you're denying that whatshisname that beat up the prime secimen of Troglodytes kimbosliceis the other week didn't come out and say he was getting paid extra to alter the outcome of the fight?
>> Anonymous
>>404627
>actual sports
>MMA

HURR
>> Anonymous
>>404634
Hadn't heard of it, no.

I admit I wouldn't be too surprised. Kimbo and the Elite XC are pretty much gimmickry, wouldn't put it past them.
>> Kevolution !!tXT1v7cMJyH
>>404634
So you're saying wrestling and MMA are not sports cause they're fake and altered by bribes respectively? By your logic, EVERY sport is to you is not really a sport.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>404641

The facepalm I facepalmed when you said MMA wasn't fixed must have altered reality, because OH WAIT HERE IT IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET.

http://mma.fanhouse.com/2008/10/06/seth-petruzelli-on-elitexc-they-didnt-want-me-to-take-kimbo-s/
http://mma.fanhouse.com/2008/10/09/espns-michael-wilbon-says-kimbo-slice-seth-petruzelli-fight-wa/
http://mma.fanhouse.com/2008/10/11/ufc-president-dana-white-on-kimbo-seth-elitexc-ought-to-be-inv/

And that's just one site.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_Petruzelli

Details in there.

Also, if you're still trying to say "real sports don't do the fix hurr", two words: Tim Donaghy.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>404589

PEOPLE OVER DERE WUZZUP
>> Anonymous
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>>404632

Yeah, Spencer played last game, but injured his hamstring and is out. Felix is out for 2-3 weeks, right when we need to rely on our nonexistence ground game since Romo is out. Pacman is gone for 4 games, and let's be honest, most likely is not going to return. I seriously doubt that Jerry is going to risk losing draft picks to keep this guy. Terrence is gone for 4-5 weeks, and looked extremely rusty when he did play. So that is going to carry over when he gets back. McBriar is done for the season, with a broken foot. In fact, he is probably being cut and not placed on IR, since they need the roster spots for players who are coming back this season. Hurd is done for the season as well. Watkings and Williams should be coming back soon, but are still questionable. And of course, Romo is out and now we have Brad Johnson. Brad Johnson has done it before, but let's be honest, he looked pretty mediocre to bad in those preseason games. So add in the rust factor, this is going to be a rough 3-4 weeks for the Cowboys.

As far as losing faith goes, I've been a Cowboys fan ever since I can remember. Of course that won't change. But I've been burned these past two seasons, and burned again. I'm expecting the worse now from this team until proven otherwise.

And dude, you better be prepared to see this team miss the playoffs with the ways things are shaking up. If we get Roy Williams, that might change some things. Getting a draft pick back for Pacman is nice too (since he got into trouble, we get that pick back by the way). But honestly, things are not looking good whatsoever.
>> Anonymous
>>404650
protip: elite xc is the wwe of mma
>> Anonymous
>>404650
What are you talking about? I just said I hadn't heard of it, not that it didn't happen.

Then you go on to say that "real sports don't do the fix hurr." Where is this coming from? My point is that it does happen in respected leagues as well, and you cited an example for me. Just because it happens once, or even multiple times, does not by any means guarantee that sport is fixed. If that were the case, then as you say, the NBA is fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>404650

Protip: EliteXC is hated by real MMA fans and doesn't count for all of the MMA. Go be an ignorant faggot somewhere else.
>> Anonymous
The Cowgirls are worse than the West Coast Bengals
>> Negrodamus the 9000th !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>404661
I find it hard to believe that Spencer would be out for the year. I've not heard anything to that effect whatsoever. As far as McBriar goes, he's one of the best special teams specialist in the league (as a punter). I don't see us cutting him to make room for more spares.
>> Kevolution !!tXT1v7cMJyH
Commissioner Red has been proved to not have enough knowledge to even formulate a conversation, so s/he just posts information without reading. Just stick to what you know: being a fucktard
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>404627

Comes from>>404666which, unless you're gonna do the old "lol not me was another anon hurr" bit, is your post.
>> Anonymous
>>404621

It is cool if you dont like it, but real MMA (not elitexc shit) is not fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>404689
No, that was me, but I was referring to the fact that it's common knowledge that all wrasslin matches are fixed, not that one match being fixed means anything about a sport.
>> Anonymous
>>404677

Oh no, Spencer isn't out for the year. But look at the Cowboys pass rush. Or well, look at the severe lack of the Cowboys pass rush. So with Spencer out for 3 weeks or so, there will be less rotation. Which means a greater probability for an injury to Ware or Ellis. And we are going to have to rely on our defense to carry us these next 3 or 4 weeks. Which is going to be rough considering our already weak pass defense is suffering more and more.

McBriar is easily one of the best punters in the league. But he isn't coming back this season, and we need the roster spots. Not to mention, we can always just pick him back up. Plus, we have to get a new punter to replace him anyways. Possibly if Phillips cuts some of the fat off the team (ie Carpenter), there could be room to keep him on IR. But don't be surprised to see McBriar cut to make room. Which by the way, it was Carpenter who didn't block, and then got flagged on that punt that McBriar was injured on. So not only is the guy useless, but he is detrimental to the team.
>> Anonymous
>>404634
No MMA fan thinks Kimbo can fight. Stop going to ESPN for your opinions.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>404694

Precisely. Wrasslin' makes no bones about it: it's a performance. MMAfags like you, however, are preaching and spewing about the holy inviolability of your glorified headpunch contest and how THERE IS NO FIXING, EVER. At least my preferred exhibition of vaguely homoerotic athletics doesn't take itself seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>404716
Alright, you are obviously retarded or a troll. Never did I say anything resembling anything you said. I even admitted that it's entirely possible, and even probable, for a match to have been fixed. That reflects upon the individual fighters, not the sport as a whole, though.

Like you say, wrasslin is a performance. Just because you desperately believe it to be so and repeatedly say so does not mean that MMA is the same. If you want to keep posting links about how the Kimbo Slice fight was fixed, have fun because it probably was, but that does not make MMA fixed, it makes that fight fixed.
>> Negrodamus the 9000th !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>404702
Ok, I can agree with you on that. Especially the Carpenter point. I've been longing for that guy's release since his first season.
But what you have to notice is our schedule, the next three games. Don't you think we should at least win two of those?
>> Kevolution !!tXT1v7cMJyH
>>404716
Have you ever watched any sort of MMA event, or do you just get all your information from ESPN?

I guessing the latter and not the former
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>404716
So one no name org dirites the whole sport because they were trying to make a quick buck? gtfo with that.

I guess NBA is discredited since one of the refs tried to fix a couple of a games or the nfl or baseball for that matter.

Hell all sports are not allowed to be talked about on /sp/ if any shady dealings went on during that sports history.
>> Commissioner Red
LOL HURR DURR MMA NOT AN SPORT CUZ ESPN SEZ SO AND IS FIXD LMAO DURR HURR
>> Anonymous
>>404740
TROLLAN CONFIRMED
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>404726

You know, you're probably too young to remember, but back in 1994-95-96 the UFC wasn't so bad. That was when there were fighters using all kinds of styles though... now it's just a hodgepodge of krav maga, shitty jiujitsu, and whatever else they manage to pick up in bar brawls and restroom encounters in west Hollywood. Sad, really. I miss Royce Gracie going in in full gi and hanging off peoples' arms to beat them. Unfortunately, because of meatheads like you, a true multi-discipline martial arts tournament will never happen again in the world stage, because it's all "HEADPUNCH CHOKE HEADPUNCH CHOKE HEADPUNCH CHOKE" now. Sigh.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>404734
dirites = degrades. Jesus I need proofread.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>404747

You need to watch sports instead of MMA and Heroes.
>> Anonymous
Wait, tripcode faggots post moronic things about subjects they know nothing about? Naww...
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>404746
The reasons all those styles aren't there anymore is because they are inferior methods of fighting.

Some people like Cung Le and Karo come in with the lesser used TMA's and succeed but that's because they are just grades higher than their opponents.

MMA is all about being well rounded. Not any of that silly mystic shit they like to teach in weaboo dojos.
>> Anonymous
>>404746
Haha, wow, now you expect anyone to believe this bs you're spewing? You think anyone believes that

1) You are old enough to have been allowed by your parents to watch the UFC in the mid 90's
2) You're actually one of the early die hard fans of UFC after all the shit you talk on it? If there was anyone that I would believe actually watched the UFC then, it would not be you.

You are such an inconsistent troll.
>> Anonymous
>>404746
>HURRRRRRRR DERP DURRRRRRRR HURRRRRRR
>> Anonymous
Cowboys are fucked
>> Anonymous
>>404749
Again, why are you telling people to watch sports when you watch wrasslin?
>> Anonymous
>>404753

as a watcher though, I dont WANT to see the superior methods of fighting, I want to see the more entertaining styles of fighting. Hence, the inherent flaw in MMA.
>> Anonymous
Cowboys are too ghetto for their own good
>> Anonymous
>>404728

In all honesty, the Cowboys SHOULD be sitting at 6-0 right now. But with their current play, and now the laundry list of injuries and the suspension, I don't think anything is guaranteed for this team here on out. I wouldn't be surprised if they go 0-3 in this stretch. I mean we are going to be fighting for a wild card spot if things do not change, if that. Murphy's Law is in full force for the Cowboys right now.

If the Cowboys are going to win any of these games, the offensive line has to step up. We're going to have to do a steady dose of Barber/Choice. We don't want Brad Johnson passing very much, and he would be most effective if we can establish a run game. Which like I said has been nonexistent basically. One good thing is that we have Tashard Choice as our third stringer back. I think we'll be pleasantly surprised about this guy.

It hurts to say, but I'd expect the worst from this team here on out until proven otherwise.
>> sayain zubas !!o6QbIm7BfuM
>>404626
lol knoxville
>> Commissioner Red
>>404762
LOL IMMA TROLLEN JOO LULULULULUULZ
>> Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
>>404769
I think you hit the nail on the head.
>the offensive line has to step up
I think a lot of the inconsistencies of the Cowboys can be attributed to the O-line play. Really the front lines on both D and O are way more important than most give credit. A good O-line can make any RB look great, and a good D-line can make any opposition QB look shabby.
>> Anonymous
>>404764
Sorry, but this reads like someone who "practices martial arts" and wants their particular brand to be respected by everyone wether it works or not. I do admit I could be wrong.
>> Anonymous
Has anyone else noticed that Commissioner Red posts in every MMA thread, or gets involved in every MMA discussion?

It is fine if someone does not like something, but with all his butthurt on MMA he just seems really pathetic.....
>> Kevolution !!tXT1v7cMJyH
>>404787
He gets proven wrong in every thread. I don't mind if you dislike a sport such as MMA (I can't watch hockey for shit btw) but when you troll the fans of it, I have info to back me up, not just "CUZ IT AINT LOL"
>> Anonymous
I want to meet this security team that was supposed to watch Pacman. Epic lulz.
>> Anonymous
How does I nigger?
>> Anonymous
10 bucks says that if Pacman didn't get suspended, Williams would still be in Detriot. Jerry just needed to try to prove himself better after the Pacman epic fail.