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Anonymous
Holy shit, I can't turn on ESPN without hearing about Brett Favre every 5 minutes.
>> Anonymous
ESPN has become the TMZ of the sports world, minus the footage of disgusting paparazzi scum disturbing the peace and invading peoples personal space while cumming their pants at the notion of Britney Spears eating lunch at Ago.
>> Anonymous
Honestly, I'm kind of happy about it. It's a nice change from hearing about how amazing Boston is every five minutes.
>> Anonymous
>>212921
Another HUGE negative.
>> Anonymous
WHAT IF FAVRE WENT TO BOSTON

FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
>I can't turn on ESPN

Why would you want to if there isn't a game on?
>> Anonymous
>>212943
FAVRE BECOMES THE STARTING QUARTBACK FOR THE PATRIOTS!!

THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE HAS ARRIVED!!
>> Anonymous
>>212973
Packers refuse to shop him around.

Brady is injured in a preseason game, out for two months. Patriots trade two draft picks for Favre, who starts and will backup Brady when he heals.
>> Anonymous
>In a prepared statement Saturday, Brady announced to reporters that he is a practicing homosexual and is leaving the NFL for Europe to pursue a career in modern dance with his partner of eight years, Tedy Bruschi.
>> Anonymous
>>212984
The scary thing is that Brady is gay with Bruschi.
>> Anonymous
FAVRE TO BOSTON
>> Anonymous
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favre to ole miss. also he will throw more ints than tds. also, cocks.
>> Anonymous
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BRETT FAVRE
>> Anonymous
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BRETT FAVRE?
>> Anonymous
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BIZRETT FIZAVRE
>> Anonymous
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BRETT "FAVRE BE IT FOR ME TO TAKE HIS NUTS OUT OF MY MOUTH"
>> Anonymous
Brett Favre's back and your defense is going to be in trouble.
>> Anonymous
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IN OTHER NEWS, BRETT FAVRE
>> Anonymous
BRETT FAVRE JUST GOT A CASE OF DIARRHEA AFTER INGESTING SOME MEAN TACO BELL. LETS GO TO OUR ESPN EXPERT JOHN CLAYTON FOR MORE DETAILS
>> Anonymous
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Great game, whatever your name is, but can you tell us your thoughts on BRETT FAVRE?
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
I'm a big fan of Favre and I can't stop laughing :(
>> Anonymous
ESPN Scrolling bottom line:
FAVRE: BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE
>> Anonymous
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Welcome to Jim Rome is Burning and here is what I'M burning on:
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>> Anonymous
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Pardon the interruption guise, but are you aware of BRETT FAVRE?
>> Anonymous
Seriously what do you guys expect it is the middle of fucking july. Baseball is going into all star break, nba is over nfl training camps are a few weeks off, tiger woods is out so golf doesnt matter. They are desperate for anything to talk about. Why do you think Jim Rome chose these two weeks to take off? He knows if he did his show at this time of years it would be 3hours of the clones trying to drive him to suicide with bum smack.
>> Anonymous
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IF YOU LOOK AT BRETT FAVRE'S BATHROOM SCHEDULE
>> Anonymous
Stay tuned for...

1. Some team gets desperate and takes a flyer on Favre, trading just a draft pick or two to GB for him.

2. ESPN tries to fit twenty five hours of coverage of this unthinkable event into a single broadcast day. Due to sheer overexcitement, pure grease shoots out of Peter King's eye sockets.

3. Favre is exciting and wins a few games for his new team, but also kills them in a few other games with some shitty and stupid throws.

4. After his new team misses the playoffs and an overall disappointing season ends, Favre starts this same shit all over again next offseason.

5. ESPN broadcasts all of this in double time. Announcers speak twice as fast. You have to record the coverage and slow it down to watch it.

6. Real NFL teams ignore this shit and actually win playoff games.
>> Anonymous
And you can't watch the commercials on ESPN without hearing Darkbane's voice.

JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY X-GAMES ARE FOR FAGGOTS
>> Anonymous
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WITH NO REGARD FOR AARON ROGERS' LIFE!!!!
>> Anonymous
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You know what, I CAME!
>> Anonymous
>>213065
No self respecting Southern Miss alum would ever lower themselves to play for that school.
>> Anonymous
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I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICK-YOU-LOUS
>> Anonymous
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Tonight we have a special treat for you guys, we welcome to the show Hall of Fame forward, one of the 50 greatest players of all time, Charles Barkley, here to talk about BRETT FAVRE
>> Anonymous
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Well Scott, BRETT FAVRE
>> Anonymous
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>>213256
You know what? So did I.
>> Anonymous
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Thanks Charles. Coming up, an exclusive interview with Deanna FAVRE, here to talk about her husband BRETT
>> Anonymous
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Buy wrangler jeans, CUZ BRETT FAVRE
>> Anonymous
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Okay we're back! We're gonna get to Deanna Favre in a second, but before we get to that, we have Chris Mortensen with breaking news...
>> Anonymous
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This just in Scott. BRETT FAVRE HAS DECIDED TO RETIRE AGAIN
>> Anonymous
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Coming up later, we will be talking about one of tackle football's living legends, BRETT FAVRE.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Fuck this, I'm changing the channel

*click*

Tonight on Mythbusters, Adam and Jamie will try to determine if BRETT FAVRE is mortal or truly divine. . . Stay tuned to Discovery Channel.
>> Anonymous
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STOP IT STOP IT STOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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With the new iPhavre we will allow people for the first time ever to carry all their Favre with them everywhere they go and have access to their Favre any way they want it.
>> Anonymous
>>213305
Oh shi-
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Fuck your pussy retirement waffling Farve. You best be gone and stay gone, cause you're fucking dead if you come back!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>213318

What now, bitch?
>> Anonymous
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>>213318
How many MVPs do you have again, n00b?
>> Anonymous
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Come enjoy our new ride the BRETT FAVRE
>> Anonymous
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>>213318

No, I believe it is you who is fucking dead.
>> Anonymous
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>>213324
>> Anonymous
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>>213324
>> Anonymous
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>>213328
That's what I thought, Talk shit when you've won 3, Now GTFO of my record book.
>> Anonymous
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Now playing in IMAX the BRETT FAVRE experience
>> Anonymous
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Today we'll be reviewing BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE and BRETT FAVRE
>> Anonymous
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As the war in Iraq continues, let's talk about Brett Favre.
>> Anonymous
Actually, Peyton said that he didn't write a letter to Brett because he knew that #4 was going to stick around.
>> Anonymous
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You know I asked Nadal before the final set how do you stay poised knowing that at any moment, BRETT FAVRE might unretire? And he looked at me and said "Who?" And I couldn't help but laugh. He knows who BRETT FAVRE is, but that's just how much composure he had.
>> Anonymous
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Well that brings me to my next question Luke. We hear it all the time from athletes, about having to deal with distractions. One can't help but wonder then, was BRETT FAVRE on the mind of Roger Federer?
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
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"So, how'd you like the show today?"
"It felt like it was dragging on for years!"
"Like Brett Favre's career?"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>> Anonymous
Favring in an epic Brett
>> Anonymous
>>213375
lulzy
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
FUCK

>>213375
>> Anonymous
This shit should be archived.
>> Anonymous
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>>213439
"This thread has been requested 1 times now"

You said that and didn't actually request it?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I favre'd at the entire thread
>> Anonymous
>>213084
her pic....oh man....MUST FAVRE! favrefavrefavrefavre.....
>> Anonymous
>>213306
>>213375
Winrar
>> Anonymous
>>212943
Farve would make a great DH
>> Anonymous
>>213375
lol'd
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
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>> Anonymous
>>212898
>turn on ESPN
Why would you want to?
>> Anonymous
>>213596
HAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
/sp/ - Brett Favre

/bf/ - Brett Favre

/brettfavre/ - Sports

/brettfavre/ - Brett Favre

take your pick
>> Anonymous
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"This quarterback holds every meaning NFL passing statistic, has balls made of solid steel, sweats sweet beautiful man-musk, and is a bona fide American hero."
>> Anonymous
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>>213644
Who is Brett Fav-ray?
>> Anonymous
http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/videopage?categoryId=2378529&brand=null&videoId=34
85388&n8pe6c=2
>> Anonymous
Bump for awesome
>> Anonymous
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lol he sucks
>> Anonymous
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Oh sweet, if he returns I'll have about 10 more sacks and 5 more INTs in a year

Hall of Fame here I come
>> Anonymous
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>>214150
lol, he does suck.
>> Anonymous
So, what, he's retiring from retirement?
>> Anonymous
I love this thread.
>> Anonymous
If Favre dies, they'll rename ESPN to BRETT FAVRE TRIBUTE CHANNEL
>> Anonymous
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>>214150
>>214160

word.
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT IT ALMOST FELL OF THE FRONT PAGE
>> Anonymous
>>214172
>If Favre retires, they'll rename ESPN to BRETT FAVRE TRIBUTE CHANNEL
Fix'd.
>> Anonymous
>>214232
OH SHI-
>> Anonymous
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>>214164
I've given everything I possibly can give to retirement, to the couch, and I don't think I've got anything left to give, and that's it. I know I can sit home and relax all day, but I don't think I want to. And that's really what it comes down to. Fishing for different answers and what ifs and will he neglect his chaise lounge chairs and things like that, what matters is it's been a great retirement for me, and it's over. As hard as that is for me to say, it's over. There's only one way for me to stay retired, and that's 100 percent. Mike's answering machine and I had that conversation the other night, and I will wonder if I made the wrong decision. I'm sure on Sundays, I will say I could be walking through the house naked scratching my balls and just taking Deanna right then and there in the kitchen because I want to fuck when I wanna fuck because I could be doing that, I should be doing that. I'm not going to sit here like other players maybe have said in the past that I won't miss shitting with the bathroom door open and letting the stench waft through the house, because I will. But I just don't think I can give anything else, aside from the 24 hours of every day, and in retirement you can't do that. It's a total commitment, and up to this point I have been totally committed.
>> Anonymous
>>214238
haha
oh wow.
>> Anonymous
ITT Most Overrated QBs
>> rick roll !5lGrhM17rM
HAVE FUN BACKING UP AARON RODGERS FAVRE

Lulz for Favre as a benchwarmer.
>> Anonymous
I has wun supa bowl ring. I is gawd.
>> Anonymous
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Manny certainly teared it up today. Thats all from BOSTON. Back to you guys in the studio. How are things going with BRETT FAVRE.
>> Anonymous
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This just in: Brett Favre has decided to return to the NFL. Brett Favre is the last of the demi-gods still roaming the earth. Also, he has changed his name to Football God His Excellence Brett Favre. Failure addressing Football God His Excellence Brett Favre as Football God His Excellence Brett Favre will result in execution where you stand.

Also, Korea got blown up.
>> GOOBERJOOVIES !h1I8KzYeUU
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This just in: I came back from the dead for a special Meet the Press just so I can share my opinions on BRETT FAVRE.

Oh, and something about that Obama guy, too.
>> Anonymous
>>214389
Back from the dead and hoping Favre joins the Bills
>> Anonymous
1 more request niggers
do it
>> sayain zubas
farve + lions =playoffs? nah, probally actually winning 9 games (still woudlent win ten, fuck em!)
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>214407
Oh god no, plz

also bump for awesome
>> Anonymous
This thread hath murdered me. Verily, between this thread and the whole Josh Hamilton-hitting-home-runs thing, /sp/ has delivered strong today.

As for Favre, fuck him. He feels like no one appreciates him in Green Bay anymore? As I recall, no one in Packerland seem to have wanted him to retire in the first place.

Favre is a whiny bitch. Fuck him.
>> Anonymous
>>215291As I recall, no one in Packerland seem to have wanted him to retire in the first place.

I've haven't heard anything except calls for him to retire for the past 3 years.
>> Anonymous
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>> ­
>Holy shit, I can't turn on ESPN without hearing about Brett Favre every 5 minutes.

Try living in Madison, WI. Every morning radio show (outside of Bob and Tom) were talking about it.
>> ­
>>215294
There is a group of about a hundred that are going to hold a vigil at Lambeau Field every Sunday until Favre is reinstated as starter. No kidding.
>> lol u tk him 2 da bar|? !shD1uIeYQg
>>215309
Ah, so you went to Yahoo.com today as well?
>> Anonymous
Favre
>> Anonymous
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BAAAWWWWWWW I WANNA RETIRE, NO WAIT I WANNA PLAY, NO LOL JK I WANNA RETIRE

Faggot, I wish he'd jump in front of a bus so I'd stop hearing about him.
>> Anonymous
>>215322
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
But, what are you doing here? I thought you were from /fa/!
>> Anonymous
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Packer fan here. I'm in the minority when I say this, but I'm siding with the Packers on this one. Favre's being a damn crybaby about the whole situation. You retired, deal with it.
>> Anonymous
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I came
>> Anonymous
>>215474
Greatest post in the history of anything
>> Anonymous
>>215469

Another Packfag here. I got used to the fact that he was retired and moved on. He wants to come back and play, then fine whatever, play 2nd string. I'm more worried about the team than losing two quaterbacks next year because of retirement and free agency.
>> Anonymous
>>215474
>>215499

samefag
>> Anonymous
>>215526

My post isn't even related to his you fucking idiot.
>> Anonymous
FUCK THIS SHIT IS EVERYWHERE! I was a huge fan of Favre and now I'm starting to hate the guy. I turn on the radio, "And I'm joined here with economist Jerry Goldstein, what do you think about Brett Favre?" so than I go to turn on the television, THE FUCKING CHICKS ON THE VIEW ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!

You know what I blame? The Madden curse. At least Madden's own video game came back to bite him in the ass.
>> Anonymous
>>215469
>>215525

I like how he claims HE KNEW THEY'D MOVE ON when he retired in March, and yet he's still all kinds of butthurt about it