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Anonymous
Don't worry leave this to me
>> Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
Wide wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>> Anonymous
Bills will, and always will, wide right!
>> Anonymous
It wasn't even his fault since the wind was against him and he could have been given better field position if the Bills didn't pick those shitty plays.
>> Anonymous
>>476044
>WIDE RIGHT
>> Anonymous
Me, I'm The Lonesome Kicker
Extra points, field goals at your service
One might think it comes with glory
You might think different after you listen to my story

My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask
What it possibly could protect, I do not know
The other guys on the team like to make fun of my little shoulder pads
And also like to hide the special shoe I need to kick in the snow

People think it's so easy
To kick a field goal from the 30 yard line
They forget to add seven yards for the snap
And 10 more 'cause the goal posts are pushed way back
In 1974 the uprights were right on the goal line but some of the players were running into them and getting hurt
So screw the kicker, who cares about the kicker?

But I kick that ball and I pray it goes straight
If it does the coach says "Good job, number 8"
He doesn't even know my name is Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr.
But that's the life I live, The Lonesome Kicker

Another blocked kick, and everybody blames me
But it was the Left Guard who didn't pick up his man
Oh, why can't they see...

In my home country I could have been a minor league soccer player
But I came to America seeking fortune and seeking fame
I didn't realize that if I shanked one because my toe hurt
Some drunk guys would push me into their hibachi
after the game

So I go home at night 'cause I never get invited
To go drinking with the other guys
And I sit in my chair, and I soak my foot as I eat a plate of cold french fries
And my wife's out with her quote-unquote friend and my son can't look me in the eyes
But that's the life I live, The Lonesome Kicker

Kicking for you
They took my snow shoe
They're going for two
>> Anonymous
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not again...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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