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Anonymous
Hi, my name's Selena Roberts. Every once in a while I like to ruin your sports literature by writing feminist bullshit nobody cares about
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's Jay Mariottia. Every once in a while I like to ruin your sports literature by writing stupid fucking bullshit nobody cares about
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
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Hi, my name's Woody Paige. Every once in a while I LOOK AT THE SCHEDULE.
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's MLB. Every once in a while I like to interrupt real sports by showing my fake sport that consists of zero skill.
>> Anonymous
screen cap this shit
>> Anonymous
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Hi, I'm Charles Barkley. Let me fuck up basketball by bitching and moaning about stupid shit.
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's Scoop Jackson. Every once in a while I like to ruin your sports literature by writing racial bullshit nobody cares about
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's Joe Kines and ALL WE NEED TO DO IS STOP THAT INSIDE DROU- WE NEED TO START MAKING BETTER PLAYS AND STOP THAT INSIDE DROU-
>> Anonymous
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>>194437
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name is Eli Manning. 18-1
>> Anonymous
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HI I'm John terry,I'm probably the only captain to have lost the game for my team by slipping and sliding.
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's John Terry. Every once in a while I notice how people fail to put "Wet Floor" signs down. Seriously what the fuck? Do your job so people stop slipping.
>> Anonymous
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bark ruff ruff bark bark ruff, growl ruff ruff arf growl arf arf ruff
>> Anonymous
>>194458
>>194459

JOHNTERRYmind
>> Anonymous
>>194460

I lol'd
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
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Hi, my name's Rax Grissman. Every once in a while I throw the long ball, often missing horribly.
>> Anonymous
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Hi. My name is Joe Paterno. Every now and then I start and stop while urinating.
>> Anonymous
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Hi, I'm eliza thornberry, I have a dad a mom and a sister, that's donnie we found and thats darwin, he found us. oh yeah and that's our house it moves because we travel all over the world, you see my dad hosts his nature show, and my mom shoots it...okay so we're not that average, but something totally amazing happened and now I can talk to animals, it's really cool but totally secret
>> Anonymous
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Fuck it, going deep
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>194468
wat

Also, thread is fucking awesome.
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's Skip Bayless. Every once in a while I like to ruin your sports literature by writing stupid and utterly absurd arguments so you would pay attention to me, but in reality nobody cares about.
>> Anonymous
>>194437
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrage
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's Juan Pablo Montoya...

YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU BROKE MY FUCKING HEAD!
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's Jared Weaver! I threw a no-hitter, but still lost.
>> Anonymous
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Hi, we're Travis Henry's kids
>> Anonymous
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oh shi-
>> Anonymous
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Hi! I'm Kobe Bryant. I can't win a fucking championship without Shaq.
>> Anonymous
>>194586

Hi my name's Shaq. Every once in a while I - KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE
>> Anonymous
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>>194834
>> Anonymous
Hi, my names shaq I cant win a championship with out kobe
>> Anonymous
>>194838

wat
>> Anonymous
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>>194838
>> Anonymous
I'm so happy at least one place on the internet hates Kobe as much as I do.
>> Anonymous
>>194409
menopause is showing
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's Bill Belichick. Every once in awhile I like to cheat to go undefeated, but even then I fail
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's Bill Simmons. Every once in a while I like to ruin your sports literature by writing Mtv reality show bullshit nobody cares about
>> Anonymous
>>194838
>Hi, my name is Shaq. I can't win a championship without the help of a superstar shooting guard.

there
>> Anonymous
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>>194838

Hi, my name's Shaq. Every once in a while I like to make fun of faggots who don't remember who won the championship 2 years ago.
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name is Stephen A. Smith. Every once in a while I like to SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS ABOUT RACIAL BULLSHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
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Hi, my name is Bob Ryan. Every once in a while I write the only worthwhile sports journalism to come out of Boston.
>> Anonymous
Hi, my name's Anonymous 06/28/08(Sat)23:20 No.194409. Every once in a while I like to repetitiously make fun of easy targets and pretend I'm funny.
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's Cubs fans. Every once in a while I like to pretend that my team will win the World Series before they inevitably, disastrously fail.
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's Dan Lebetard. Every once in a while I like to BAM!
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's Javon Walker. Every once in a while I like to ruin my football career by signing Drew Rosenhaus as an agent, getting my ass traded for being a douchebag, getting shot at, holding my friend while he dies, whining more, getting traded for being a douchebag again, making it rain in a Vegas night club, and then getting my ass kicked for all the good reasons in the World.
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>195077
:(
>> Anonymous
bmup
>> Anonymous
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HI /SP/, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXI-CLEAN. I'VE HEARD A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT THIS PALMOLIVE BULLSHIT, AND I'M HERE TO CLEAR ALL THAT UP. YOU FUCKING NIGGERS KNOW THAT OXI-CLEAN WILL TAKE THE HAIR RIGHT OFF YOUR DOG'S BALLS, LEAVING THE SKIN FRESH AND KISSABLE. OXI-CLEAN MAKES UGLY BITCHES DO-ABLE, AND I PERSONALLY PUT TWO SCOOPS IN MY COFFEE EVERY MORNING. IN CONCLUSION, FUCK YOU. FUCK THAT OLD BITCH. FUCK PALMOLIVE.
>> Anonymous
>>194533
>>194542
I lol'd
>> samefag
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Hi, my name's Barry Bonds. Every once in a while I like to ruin the honor and history of baseball by cheating to break records nobody cares about anymore because of me.
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name's Gary Bettman. Every once in a while I like to ruin your NHL by instating a rule that helps Sidney Crosby and his band of faggots suck my cock a little bit better.
>> Anonymous
>>194469
LOL fuck...if this thread was about not laughing, I just lost in a big way.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
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Hi, my name's Marc-Andre. Every once in a while I like to ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL