Oxymoron name is an OXYMORON
Go back to /so/, this is /nfl/
>>215483go back to /y/, this is /sp/
jesus christ it's a lion
oh right a fucking lion wearing a crown playing football. this represents the delusional mindset of britfag football fans quite well actually.
>>215509/thread
YOU'RE an oxymoron.
>>215509
three lions on a shirt
WHO DO PEOPLE THINK WILL BE RELEGATED THIS SEASON AND CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SPOTS, UEFA CUP SPOTS AND CUPS?
>>2184391. United2. Chelsea3. Liverpool4. Arsenal5. Aston Villa6. Spurs7. Everton8. Porstmouth (after being 5th up until like late March)18. Hull19. Fulham20. StokeFA Cup: Arsenal beat Chelsea in finalLeague Cup: Liverpool beat Wigan in final
>>218517United will not win this upcoming season, i can guarantee it.
>>218525Indeed, instead they will most likely be relegated in 20th place right?After Alex Ferguson is found cavorting with sheep and Wayne Rooney and is subsiquently arrested for buggery.
1. United2. Chelsea3. Liverpool4. Everton (yeah they did really well last season and Arsenal squad has gotten a hell of a lot weaker)5. Arsenal6. Portsmouth7. Spurs8. Villa18. Bolton19. Hull20. StokeFA cup: Liverpool beat ChelseaCarling Cup: Chelsea beat Tottenham
oh shit this guy is from the future
>>219075>> FA cup: Liverpool beat Chelseaexcuse me that's the semi final,Liverpool always beats chelsea in a semi final.(yes, fuck you, Riise)
1. Liverpool2. Chelsea3. Man U4. Arsenal5. Everton6. Tottenham7. Man City8. Portsmouth9. Villa10. Blackburn11. Newcastle12. West Ham13. Bolton14. Middlesboro15. West Brom16. Sunderland17. Wigan18. Fulham19. Hull20. Stoke
>>216431i don't understand how this is any different than the Tampa bay BUCCANEERS or the detroit LIONS or the houston TEXANS or all the other gay (totally gay) names your sports teams use.we don't use those names (not officially anyway) because we are PEOPLE. We let our own talent do the intimidating, not some stupid animal. You should be scared to play CHELSEA (or fill in your favorite prem league team), not the fucking anaheim DUCKS.gtfo
>>219116We call them the Ducks because we didn't want to call them the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim as they originally called themselves. Stuck up pricks they were back then.
>>218525Because every other team has strengthened there side loads...Oh wait...
Everton will overachieve and win the prem. the redshite tears shall flood the banks of whatever river in Norway they live at.
1. CSKA2. L'pool3. Manchester4. Spurs5. Anal6. WBA7. Neverton8. Man Shitty9. Villa10. Blackburn11. Portsmouth12. MIddle...13. Bolton14. Sunderland15. Kevin Keegan16. Ham17. Wigan18. Fulham19. Hull20. Stoke
Down the Scousers and ManUre, up the Irons!
So, how is it an oxymoron exactly?
>>219103>1. Liverpool>Liverpoolwat
1. Man U2. Chelsea3. Arsenal4. Liverpool5. Tottenham6. Aston Villa7. EvertonBelow this is inconsequential.
>>219116Lion = National Symbol of England.Buccaneers, Red Sox, Ducks = Cheap marketing ploy.I think I've explained it pretty well.
>>219153Three lions on a shirt! Jules Rimet still gleaming!
>>219153So are lions indigenous to England then or are you saying that your national symbol is in fact a broken spirited zoo creature which you sometimes dress up and pose with sporting equipment for some god forsaken sick fuck of a reason?That logo makes a ton of sense now.
>>21916740 years of hurt!
>>219171I think it comes from their old king Richard Lionheart
>>219171learn2St. George
>>219171The lion is on their coat of arms. Its their national symbol
>>219175He was Turkish. So basically England just makes shit up and steals other countries icons and passes them off as its own?This is starting to make sense now. Please continue.
>>219174It has to do with St. George's cross you stupid cunt. That's what the english flag is based off of as well.
>>2191813 LIONS ON THE SHIRTJEWELS REMAIN STILL GLEAMING30 YEARS OF HURTNEVER STOP ME DREAMINGHEY AMERICA WHY DO YOU HAVE STARS AND STRIPES ON YOUR BANNER? ONE FOR EACH FAILED SPORT?
>>219181>Traces of the cult of St George predate the Norman Conquest, in ninth-century liturgy used at Durham Cathedral, in a tenth-century Anglo-Saxon martyrology, and in dedications to Saint George at Fordingham, Dorset, at Thetford, Southwark and Doncaster. He received further impetus when the crusaders returned from the Holy Land in the 12th century. King Edward III of England (reigned 1327 1377) was known for promoting the codes of knighthood and in 1348 founded the Order of the Garter. During his reign, George came to be recognised as the patron saint of the English monarchy;>Edward dedicated the chapel at Windsor Castle to the soldier saint who represented the knightly values of chivalry which he so much admired, and the Garter ceremony takes place there every year.It has to do with the fact that the king considered Saint George the first real "knight".
>>219151it's called "getting back on our perch" as well as #19. bitter manc tears will taste sweet.
VINDALOO, VINDALOO, VINDALOO, VINDALOO, NAH, NAHVINDALOO, VINDALOO, VINDALOO, VINDALOO, NAH, NAHVINDALOO, VINDALOO, AND WE ALL VINDALOO
LIKE VINDALOO *AT THE END THERE, WE'RE NOT VINDALOO, VINDALOO...WE ALL LIKE VINDALOO...
>>219186Jules Rimet
>>219195lamo. Can't wait to hear ysb in 10 years time"alright, alright, alright.. Back in the 80's right, we made us so we had most league titles till the late 00's""alright, alright, alright.. Back in the 80's right, we made us so we had most European Cups for an English, back in the 80's"Meanwhile down the East Lancs even City will be better than you.
>HEY AMERICA WHY DO YOU HAVE STARS AND STRIPES ON YOUR BANNER? ONE FOR EACH FAILED SPORT?Yeah, I'm not American. Try again.>>Traces of the cult of St George predate the Norman Conquest, in ninth-century liturgy used at Durham Cathedral, in a tenth-century blah blah blahYou know if I gave that much of a shit I would go and read the Wikipedia article myself. But I don't care - I am a troll.Silly Britfags.
>>219151This is the year.
>>219212This is the end, my only friend, the end!
>>219370That troll is cute. Can I raep?
everything else but chelsea can kiss my ass. red devils are fags. blue is the fucking color bitches.
>>219380<3
>>218517thats about right but i think Everton will place 5 or 6 again. is Aston Villa really looking that good?
>>219445AV always look good until halfway through the season and they go off the boil completely.>>2191863 lions has sold more copies than any other sporting anthem.
>>219186>3 LIONS ON THE SHIRTJEWELS REMAIN STILL GLEAMINGAre you for fucking serious? It's JULES REMET still gleaming, the name of the fucking world cup trophy. I'm not even a football fan and I fucking know that. RAAAGE.
>>219380
I love July/August, when Liverpool fans say "DURRRR THIS IS THE YEAR"You can't even afford Barry lol enjoyurAlonsoSeriously, no one outside of Man Utd and Chelsea have a shot, Arsenal could have, but is selling off half their team to pay off their stadium. And Liverpool... there's a reason their name starts with L and ends with OL
>>219635Because otherwise people would call the city iverpo?
>>219655lolanyways chelsea > europe
>>216431This.
>>219931After 4 hours and almost 300 posts in between. That's what you come up with to bump your topic. "This" Awesome.
>>219701wow.So that is why Chelsea have won ZERO European cups? Cup winner's cup FTL.
ARSENEL VERSUS LIVERPOOL VERSUS CHELSEA VERSUS MAN UNITEDBATSHIT BORING.BRITISH SOCCER TO THE BOOTSTRAPS.PREMIER LEAGUE.
>>ARSENAL*WHOOPS.
>>219938Like anybody here cares.
>>219935piss off and follow the mls then where there are no dominant teamsfaggot.
>>219635Maybe they say that because Liverpool fans actually LOVE THEIR TEAM and WANT THEM TO WIN?
>>219103- 1. LiverpoolHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>219116>>219153>>219167>>219175>>219175>>219176>>219182>>219186>>219187>>219932It's still fucking ridiculous."You bastard! That's our SOLEMN fucking lion, wearing a crown and playing football! HOW DARE YOU!!"