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Anonymous
hey guize

Who else should I injure this week?
>> Anonymous
how serious was the pitcher's injury?
>> Anonymous
laceration and a nasal fracture, according to mlb.com
>> sage
the catcher had torn acl and mcl
>> Anonymous
I think he'll go in order a-la scorecard.

oh shit... is hee seop choi still playing 1b for the dodgers? the last time we had someone run into a dodgers first baseman it effectively ended his career (See: Rolen, Scott)
>> Anonymous
can't get any runs off the pitcher? Well with the Pujols plan, you can injure him and crack open that bullpen in the third!! the slide was good and fair, cathers leg was blocking all of the plate.
>> Anonymous
leave me killing 2 padres with one stone.
>> Anonymous
>>111314
Just wait til we get a series in Chicago. He'll bum rush Fukadome rounding first.
>> Anonymous
>>111551
I will give him two shiny pennies and a block of salt if he injures as many Cubs players as possible. Hell, fans too, injure as many Cubs fans as possible. For the lulz.
>> Anonymous
Andruw (I made millions from the stupid Dodgers because they're afraid of my agent) Jones went on the disabled list just to avoid Albert. The air compression from his swing would have traveled to center field and broken Jones' ribs.
>> Señor Anonymous
>>111571
he would be just as effective
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
/r/ image of Pujols+ Killdozer
Pic related.
>> Anonymous
>>112812
bump for greatness
>> Anonymous
>>111571

Jones isn't on the DL yet.