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Hey, it's me, Rocco Mediate!
>> Anonymous
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Hey, Phil Mickelson called. He wants his choke back.
>> Anonymous
Damn cart path!
>> Anonymous
Non animooted .gif. Fail.
>> Anonymous
his ranking moved up 111spots to 53rd
>> Anonymous
Less of a Mediate choke and more of a Tiger NOT choking/making clutch shots.

On Sunday at least.
>> Anonymous
Losing does not necessarily = choking. Tiger was better, but Mediate was incredible considering the difficulty of the course and his age.
>> Anonymous
I hate how god damn goofy he looked.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>164580

This has got to be the dumbest post I've ever seen on 4chan.

EVER.
>> Anonymous
If I find myself agreeing with CB about anything, is it time to become an hero?
>> Anonymous
>>164783
yes, kill yourself in the name of Michael Savage.
>> Anonymous
The 158th ranked player in the World, who was constantly outdrove by 50 yards, lost to the number one player in the World, on the eighteenth, a hole that a big driver like Woods can easily hit an eagle on.

Don't call it a fucking choke. 18-1 was a choke. 24 Point Lead was a choke. 1986 World Series was a choke. Jean Van De Velde at 18th at Carnoustie was a choke.

Don't belittle the term choke by using it in these situations.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>164788

>The 158th ranked player in the World, who was constantly outdrove by 50 yards, lost to the number one player in the World, on the eighteenth, a hole that a big driver like Woods can easily hit an eagle on.

Actually, he lost on the 19th hole. He played tiger to even and lost on the first sudden death hole.
>> Anonymous
>>164794
Who gives a shit about 19th? 18 is where he lost his lead.
>> Anonymous
>>164580

Holy shit you suck at knowing sports.
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>>164794
Oh, hey CB.
>> Anonymous
>>164816
I'm pretty sure Pensfags would accept losing the cup this year if it meant Crosby could be hyped even more as the next Gretzky.
>> Anonymous
This was a fucking choke job. He was in the lead, then he lost, to a gimpy nigger.

2nd place is the 1st loser.
>> Anonymous
>>164830
Learn the definition of choke and kindly get the fuck out. Not in that order.
>> Anonymous
I won't call Rocco a choker.I mean who the hell knew about him before facing off against woods?He did well.Not like phil mickelson who's supposed to be one of tiger's challengers but chokes.
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
How is he a choker? He went one on one with the great one and fell a bit short. When everyone thought he was dead in the water he came storming back...and that is worthy of respect.
>> Anonymous
>>164833
Except Mickelson was never in position to beat Woods at the end. Not a chokejob.

>>164831
NO U
>> Anonymous
mickelson talked about how he arranged his schedule to get himself in perfect condition so he could win at his home golf course. then he failed, badly

that is a choke job
>> Anonymous
i had never heard of mediate until this weekend.

he seemed like a pretty nice fellow. i won't belittle him for losing (in the playoff to a playoff, mind you) to the best golfer the world has ever known.
>> Anonymous
>>164862
So? He sucked, but he's not a fucking choker.

A fucking choker nearly wins, then loses. That's fucking chokejob.
>> Anonymous
give the guy some credit for christ's sake.
>> Anonymous
>>164876
You're
>>164860
A
>>164830
Fucking
>>164580
Idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>164876
number 2 in the world, and he failed

rocco was awesome, would've been great for him to win, but tigers mental toughness won
>> Anonymous
Hey guys, Rocco was the number 158th player in the World. He finished 2nd in the US' biggest tournament. How is that considered a joke?

And he seemed like a real great guy.
>> Anonymous
>>164905
If you ain't first, you're last.
>> Anonymous
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NOBODY goes the distance with me!!
>> Anonymous
>>164909
Yes...live your life off of Will Ferrell movie quotes thats the way to go.
Also i'll take the 2nd place purse of 755,000 dollars over the tied for last place purse of 2,000 dollars.
>> Anonymous
>>164919
Not to mention critical exemptions up the wazoo for quite awhile
>> Anonymous
>>164919
Nobody ever wants to come in 2nd place faggot.

Better to be dead last than 2nd place. Nobody cares about the rest, but 2nd place is always remembered as a fucking choker.

You're probably a Bills fan though amirite?
>> Anonymous
This whole thread is trollicious
>> Anonymous
>>164830

>A gimpy nigger

The gimpy nigger who just won his 3rd US Open, or the gimpy nigger who just won his 14th major?

Take note, people-this is a textbook example of retarded racist faggotry.
>> Anonymous
>>164927

your primitive caveman logic is unconvincing
>> Anonymous
It's only a choke if you are expected to win, and nobody expected Mediate to come remotely close.

Discussion over.
>> Anonymous
>>164927
2nd place is worth alot of money, i guess with your theory though you'd rather be the guy scraping shit off the floor in the lobby the vice-president of a company. Also nice early 90's reference about the Bill's.
>> Anonymous
It also would have been a choke if he missed like a five foot putt, but the putt he missed was a difficult one.
>> Anonymous
Regardless of his loss, this US Open was classic, and Roccos performance will forever live on as a great memory to be looked back on, as opposed to the mundane victories of past forgettable Opens.
>> Anonymous
The only thing you'll remember about this open was that Tiger Woods won it injured over some failure of a golfer, Rocky whatshisname, who was up, then somehow lost.
>> Anonymous
>>164954

99 British Open, 96 Masters, etc. You know nothing about golf. Good day sir.
>> Anonymous
>>164958
Patsfag.
>> Anonymous
>>164985
Fail troll is fail.
>> Anonymous
>>164985
lol, nyc here. try again.
>> Anonymous
>>164998
>>164986

Patsfags.

>BAAAAWWWWWWWWW my team came in 2nd place they must be good!
>> Anonymous
>>165008
You fail to comprehend that its not about rationalizing 2nd place, its about the tournament being memorable. ie. by choking, or an epic near miss.

You should be quiet now.
>> Anonymous
>>165018
Your mom was memorable.
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>>165041
thats embarrassing post if you have standards.
>> Anonymous
your on 4chan now bitch
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>> Anonymous
>>165068

lol
>> Anonymous
>>165068
>>165110
samefag fail
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This guy is either an epic troll or an epic retard
>> Anonymous
>>165170
>>165110
lol, samefag trying to save face