Hi /sp/, /v/ here. I need some help.My grandma fucking loved the Phillies. Even when lung cancer was kicking her ass, she'd go out to see every home game.I don't know a lot about sports, but if the Phillies win the world series tomorrow, I want to leave something relevant on her grave.Suggestions?
Rays Banner
a phillies cap?
Semen
Subway Big Phillie Cheesesteak
Phillies hat with the world series patch
Maybe the boxscore from the clinching game in a frame?
>>433028>Philly
>>433025/thread
a Matt Stairs autographed baseball, a copy of PLATOON, Brett Myers bat, and some bran
>>433009If you want a serious answer, and still have it be relevant to 4chan, you need to find a Matt Stairs baseball card, and leave it on her grave.You can even sign it -Anonymous.
Toy wagon, with a rays bobble head placed clearly off of it
Dig in my cleats, take a biteOH the flavor, soars out of sight.Big Philly Cheesesteak, puts burgers to shameOughtta be enshrined in the, MMM Hall of Fame
MMMMMMM Hall of Fame certificate
your grandma was still a platoon player at best.
>>433040thanks, now i can flood this correctly
>>433046
A Ryan Howard card and copy of PLATOON on DvD wins
>>433029Thank you.
Pete Rose jersey
>>433009A small flask containing a Metsfag's tears.
>>433115you're going to need a 55 gallon drum
A cheesesteak, a cap, Matt Stairs autograph, or a signed photo of the Phanatic.
>>433115>>433044>>433036>>433028I lol'd pretty good...>>433046that's just wrong... hilarious, but wrong.
newspaper front page from the next morning.
A battery.
Urine and feces. At least I would on your worthless grandma's grave.
>>433535
>>433028>SubwayWTF IS THIS SHIT?!
>>433535your tears taste a bit salty....you guys are fucking jokes... see you next year faggots