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How long would Bruce Lee last against Brock? I say considering the size difference, he wouldn't be able to hang in for more than a minute, maybe two.
>> Anonymous
Bruce Lee would just grab some super secret ninja spot on his body and kill him instantly. Of course, i'm banking on this fight being a street fight.
>> TexansFan !!cM0hfMkmuyj
kill yourself. seriously.
>> Anonymous
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ref stoppage
>> Anonymous
I would give Lee about 15 seconds. Brock likes his prey to move around a little. Keeps the muscles tender.
>> Anonymous
HERE COMES THE PAIN
>> Anonymous
Lesner would piss himself if he had to face Lee.
>> Barack ? Star !!YvdR7lWl85/
the real answer less than a few minutes.

weightclasses exist for a reason.

Kid yamamato has a far greater chance than Bruce lee vs brock though.
>> Anonymous
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>>482485
You best be trollin'.
>> Anonymous
>>482500

LOL. You guys on B. Lee's dick actually believe this shit.

He was like 145 pounds.
>> Anonymous
Depends no whether or not Lee was allowed to go for the kill.
>> Barack ? Star !!YvdR7lWl85/
>>482518
More like 125
>> Anonymous
>>482520

Right. And how would that matter? Ancient Chinese Secret? Touch of death or some other shit you've seen in the movies? Don't be a Hollywood dupe.
>> Anonymous
If by "ancient chinese secret" you mean "breaking the neck" then yes.
>> Anonymous
>>482540

I don't think any man alive could break Brock's neck with a neck twist, let alone a little chinaman. It's actually a lot harder to do than what you see in the movies.
>> Anonymous
Lesnar won't stand a chance if it's a real fight. Lee would break his face with a leading side kick.
>> Anonymous
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Brock BY DEATH
>> Anonymous
*SIGH*
>> Anonymous
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Bruce lasted 12 seconds against me. Had to kill him, he was a spy working for the Chinese government.
>> Anonymous
Chuck Norris.
>> Butt Fucking Adams !pRN2GZKsJ.
>>482593
Thread has officially hit rock bottom.
>> Anonymous
Bruce Lee, 30 seconds. A flurry of punches to Brocks huge neck region would result in a windpipe full of holes. Tiny fists of fury would defeat him. Also, Pressure Points.
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>>482594
and ?
>> Anonymous
>>482485

I don't think Brock could fight a ghost/zombie.
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>>482604

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>> Anonymous
FAIL. Brock is not the measure, and Bruce Lee is a legend who was not tested in a ring. FEDOR? Brock loses and his fanboiz regret their steroid bacne
>> Negrodamus the 9000th !3GqYIJ3Obs
you guys do realize that Bruce had the most powerful punch within a short distance of anyone to have ever existed right?
>> Negrodamus the 9000th !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>482618
are you fucking kidding me?
bruce fought in tournaments all the time... he actually had to fight in a tournament to the death to maintain his kung fu dojo in Cali.
>> Anonymous
>>482631
>>482633
past tense, see
>>482592
>> Barack ? Star !!YvdR7lWl85/
>>482631
>>482633
This is the last 2 letters in your tripcode.
>> Anonymous
>>482631

Brock's real hammerfists > Bruce's mythological one-inch punch
>> Anonymous
>>482714
emphasis on the ref stoppage
>> Anonymous
I really want to know how big Brock Lesnar's cock is.
>> Anonymous
>>482729

The ref is the only thing preventing Brock's hammerfists from reaching their logical conclusion: death.
>> Anonymous
Wow... anyone who thinks Brock could beat Bruce Lee is absolutely retarded... about the equivalent of people who think Larry Bird would get "Schooled" by today's NBA players.
There are many well documented factual, events in Bruce Lee's life that point to him absolutely destroying Lesnar, such as being able to break a 150lb punching bag with one kick, or the fact that Lee's attacks were so fast, he had to be filmed in camera's rolling at higher fps in order to ensure his motions were caught.
Anyone who thinks Brock could touch Lee is completely ignorant of the history of Bruce Lee.
>> Anonymous
>>482840
Well, go get him and let's settle this.
>> Anonymous
omg the trollling...its draining my life force!!!
>> Anonymous
>>482840
cool story bro
>> Anonymous
MMA Cage fight? Brock. Street brawl? Either Way. Weapons? Bruce.
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How can Bruce Lee break Brock's neck when HE DOESN'T FUCKING HAVE ONE!
>> Anonymous
ITT couch fatties who think MOAR BULK = better fighter. Bruce Lee would run circles around this beefcake.
>> Anonymous
Bruce wouldn't hesitate to kick Brock in the balls in a street fight. That may or may not give him an advantage as years of steroid use have probably left Lesner with shriveled balls.
>> Anonymous
brock wouldn't be able to lay a finger on bruce lee.
>> Anonymous
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.. THAT'S ENOUGH... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NIGGERS. YOU WERE TROLLED. JUST ACCEPT IT AND GO THE FUCK HOME! EVEN BROCK LESNAR FANS WOULD AGREE BRUCE LEE WINS THIS SHIT!
>> Anonymous
In an MMA setting, it would go either way, judging by the fact that Bruce Lee couldn't use pressure points.

But on the street, Lee'd have Lesnar out in 10 seconds.
>> Anonymous
Lee doesn't fight by the rules, he goes for the balls, eyes, back of the neck, kidneys, small joints. But Brock would of course win in a MMA ring due to sheer strength and body size.
>> Anonymous
having reviewed

stupdst thred ever
>> omeletepants
>>482992
agreed.
>> RAX
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I'd go deep and pwn Brock Dickler
>> http://zip.4chan.org/sp/res/482485.html
you douchebag. you are asking the entirely wrong question. The question is how long brock lesnar would go without getting kicked in the head. the answer... 5 seconds.

seriously look up some stuff on bruce lee's personal fighting style jeet kune do. It was made to bring down heavy opponents and use their strength against them.
>> Anonymous
Lee wouldn't shy away from kicking him in the balls....a lot. So just throwing that out there.
>> Anonymous
Epic troll is Epic..Almost sticky worthy.
>> thread over Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Bronk Lesbianar's testicles are dust in a coin purse. Lesbianar would invariably be destroyed though, simply because he's such a faggot that he would try to suck Bruce Lee's dick and Bruce would crush his head betwixt his palms while Bruce attempts to put his cock in his mouth.

Rule #34 make it happen. Oh wait, this isn't gurochan...
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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Bruce Lee is a joke compared to modern martial artists, even Steven Seagal would beat his tiny wimp ass
>> Anonymous
Bruce Lee was a fucking tank, don't let his body fool you. He was pure muscle and he was real muscle where Lesnar used steroids.
>> Anonymous
>>483010
this guy knows whats up, sexy rexy would unless the dragon and kill everyone nearby, also, all the women within a 5 mile radius would get pregnant
>> ????
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god you guys cannot fight, also you have shrunken testicles.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>483902
Degrassi!? You sir, are an idiot.
>> ????
>>483903
Paige Michaelchuk is, along with Al Gore, the Final Bossi of the interwebs.
>> Anonymous
LOL Fucking fools! All it would take is 1 swift kick from bruce and brocks head would be crushed into a fine powder.
>> Anonymous
It really depends on how good Bruce really was in actual combat, he wasn't really tested or anything professionally.

He's got speed, if he could kick him in his knee cap before Brock got on him, well gg.

I don't see Brock being faster so that would be the key.