Thread for England vs USA football(soccer) match today. Kick-off is 2005 British time. Insults, news and other stuff ITT. Sticky plz.
soccer sucks/thread
who gives a fuck, come play some real football and america would tear you up
>>120701Does anyone have a link to the rosters?
>>120706England: James, Brown, Ferdinand, Terry, A Cole, Hargreaves, Beckham, Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney, Defoe.
2005 british time? I KNEW THOSE FUCKERS WERE 3 YEARS BEHIND
>>120708I believe its ancient code for 8:05 pm, it is still used by our military
2-0Shit match, Lampard and Terry.
>>120705The victors in real football will be decided tonight.
>>120707>beckham>gerrard and lampardhas capello learned anything?
look at all the faggots with their hats and scarves
>>120722No. He just uses soundbites like "Bulldog spirit" and does fuck all about it.
could we spend more time focused on beckham's limey face please?
fucking amerifags will win
lulz kelly rowland sucks
funny watching the national anthem getting sang in england.usa anthem >>>>>>>>> england'stell me they're going to sing god save the fucking queen or something
LOL at the shitty sound quality for the Amerifag national anthem.
lol, was that the spice girls?
USA anthem is too long, but we fucked up the sound so we'll call it even.
fucking shit line-upbeckham, lampard and gerrard all in the same side??? defoe???
i'm at work, so i can't follow the game on the tele. is there a good site that will keep me updated?
18 subs? lol
Yeah, plus the fact the Amerifag anthem goes on for like 10 minutes of fail hitting the headroom.
>>120740Just use the BBC site.
>>120740this one ?
Worst American anthem ever.
>>120742well, we like to enjoy remembering how we kicked britain's ass right the fuck out of america. (thanks for the country, assholes)
MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEESWEET LAND OF LIBERTYOF THEE I SINGyou guys are so nice, giving America two songs
>>120740http://soccernet-akamai.espn.go.com/gamecast?id=238507&cc=5901&league=FIFA.FRIENDLY
diving already?
Is this on American tv? World Sport is playing some spic shit
>>120747ITT: Fans who know that America will lose at sport so they argue politics.
>>120755ESPNClassic
>>120735LOLGod save the queen > * > Star spangled banner, escpecially sung at football matches
>>120738lol'd
beckham's neck tattoo is fail
Which ones are the americans? The ones in helmets and shoulderpads?
>>120759Still, Rule Britannia is the best song, and really should be the national anthem.
>>120759What? Your shit is boring and way to short, theres not even anything blowing up in it.Only the Soviet, Nazi and Irish anthem can compete
>>120738That's only the first verse.There are 3 more.
>>120764i always thought "never walk alone" was the anthem
lol amurikka footballers
>>1207701-0 englandoh wait...haha fuck you england
>>120766Depends who is singing it. If its footballers, its embarrassing, if its a royal family meeting or something, embarrassing.If its the England Rugby Team in the World Cup final, its fucking class.
Is this a FIFA qualifying match or is it just some exhibition?
There goes Ronaldo diving again... what's that? Oh that's Gerrard you say?! My bad : o
>>120776Yeah, its a play off for the Euro championships.
take notes, england players fall and lay there waiting for free kick, americans get right up and go after the ball
>>120776If england win they get into euro2008 if usa win they get into the american one
Rooney yellow card in 20 minutes, he can't pass today.
oh, you took the ball from rooney? foul
Bear with me boys. Tactical genius.
>>120783>>120779rofl
Wow this game is really boring
Doesn't look like USA are going to score, now we need England to start playing better football.
how the fuck is that a foul?
>>120793The Americans have to force a boring game. They just dont have the skill available to try and outplay England in the traditional sense.
If we get a penalty can I has it?
anyone other than rooney want to do something useful?
>>120796European ref I think.
And where is that band who so vauntingly sworeThat the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,A home and a country should leave us no more!Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.No refuge could save the hireling and slaveFrom the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth waveO'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!Third verse of the Star-Spangled banner.Who's blood are they talking about?YOUR BLOOD BRITFAGS!
This is better from England.
>>120801Ref's a cunt, hence why he disallowed the cross from Beckham.
>>120802cool story bro
>>120800Yeah, the whole squad should be swearing and kicking the ball into the advertising angrily.
Oh my god... the suckage of both teams is unbelievable
I dont understand why Gerrard is always forced to play in positions he's not used to just because Lampard is a selfish cunt.Leave Lampard on the bench and make use of Gerrards full ability.
>>120808exactly.
MISS MORE GLORIOUS CHANCES ENGLAND.HAHAHAHAHA
Eurofag ref is ruining any chance of a good match.
>>120802You COULD be Nancy.
God, this is fucking shite. I'm tempted to watch Britain's Got Talent instead.
john terry is captain so they will be playing for 1-0 win like chelsea always do
>>120810But Torres isn't in the England squad.
OMG usa is so weak! and they are the concacaf champions!!
>>120810isn't lampard playing on the left with gerrard center?
>>120802What land of the free, are they talking about?
>>120820Other way around.
>>120816It's not good any more, they've got rid of the freakshows from the first rounds.Other than what Piers Morgan said the other day to that contortionist "You're a freak of nature.", thinking it was some sort of compliment.
>>120815Oh God. I just read that in John Barrowman's voice.
england fans wanted a pk lolthey really need to lose so they can remember it all through euro2008
>>120824oh, that is pretty retarded.
>>120828Penalty. Its called a Penalty.
Am I the only britfag who wants the US to win?
That was so close.
the only player you ridiculous britfags have overrated more than rooney is gerrard. what a gigantic, loser faggot.
>>120833no, they piss me off cos they're always SHITE
>>120833Probably not, I usually support whoever England is playing against, but not today.
Now people realise that Sven was actually a pretty decent manager.
The amerifags don't seem to realise this isn't american "football" but without pads.
>>120835I agree, never understood why people have always said Gerrard is so good.
>>120835Rooney and Gerrard are the two best players in the squad.But I wouldnt expect an Amerifag to know anything about actual football.
>>120842Gerrard sucks.
fuck it, lets have a fight. i'm sure the americans can beat the shit out of england's squad
>>120840OMG THEY TOUCHED ANOTHER PLAYER WITH MALICE AFORETHOUGHT.HOW UNCIVILIZED!
SWEEP THE LEG!
Does Rico Clark have Tourette's?
>>120835Its not like every single chance England have had has come from Rooney or Gerrard. Or a combination of the two.OH WAIT.
Amerifags: You Just Lost The Game.
World-class header.
>>120710Halfway there.
oh look terry actually scored from 6 yards
congrats john terry, the goal that doesn't matter you can score
I scores goal nao
Terry? the fucker scores now?
I'm surprised it took us 38 minutes to score against these idiots.
AHHAHA TERRY WAS ONLY ABOUT A WEEK LATE
GOOOOOOOOALLHow does it taste AMERIKKKANS?
Lol at Britfags who can't even beat AmeriKKKa. See you in Euro 2008!
>>120844Rooney'd kick all their arses. You yank bastards.
fuck
i score goal nao?
>>120858we don't really care faggot, just hear to remind you to enjoy euro2008
needs moar free-kicks
Come on beckum
refs will make sure england wins
>>120847NO YOU'RE THINKING OF TIM HOWARD, SIR
Can you take penalties by diving into the ball with your head? That can be his new technique.
Britfags fucking suck at real sports like football. All they can do is pussy soccer, and they fail at that most of the time too.
>>120859Think again.
2-0
More fucking fouls please.God damn this game has been called like shit.
ALL AMERICANS GET DOWN FOR SOME TEABAGGING.
>>120871No, I'm pretty sure the Law says that it must be KICKED and move forward.
>>120872
ITT: trollan and butthurt
no way that shit gets by me
refs a faggot. yanks need to quit baaawwing
>>120872What's not a pussy sport? Boxing?
Sup England, see you in Austria and Switzerland.
>>120872BAAAAAAW. Soccer hurts too much, the players fall over without padding.
>>120880<3 <3 <3
defoe looks african, not englishplus he's a faggot
GOOOALLLL BECKHAM!!!!
you ameriggers can't defend for shit
>>120872If we're shit and we're beating you, what does that make you?
Bullard would have scored one of these free-kicks.
>>120888cool observation bro
>>120892Americans
>>120888And over half of the Amerifag team are niggers.
rooney deserves a red card for that
lol lawro: "they're just a team of spoilers!"who lets this faggot commentate?
only one minute added timeno excessive divingbetter than cl final so far
Its only going to get worse in the second half when England make tons of substitutions.
wtf rooney? that's gotta be a card.
>>120902want to plot to murder him with me?
oh England! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT BECKHAM..?
LETS GO ENGLAND
>>120909Qualify for Euro 08
Ref's caling to much shit. It's a wet feild people are going to be slippin' and sliding.
>>120909Play Shaun Wright Phillips instead
Tell me why I should watch this? Everyone knows American can't play Football.
>>120908yes, and we can do in motty as well
>>120914agreed, yet rooney should of got carded imo
sloppy play by england.why do they have to rush all the time..?
Lol at Linekars American impression
lol "they don't have goalkeepers in america"
>>120919its how we do
>>120919Rush? This isn't CS:S...
Summary of the BBC half-time analysis:Beckham doesn't deserve to be in the team.MLS commentators are lame.
LEAVE AMERICA TO ME
>>120919it's the english style, all speed and workrate, no skill and technique
>>120922NIGGERTITS
England should learn from Man United :D
>>120925You better hope it's doesn't go to PKs.
Will Crouch be making an appearance?
Goal of the season thoughts?
>>120933It can't.
Darly Murphy for GotS!
>>120935Ronaldo freekick against portsmouth.
>>120933
>>120937Or Daryl, whichever
>>120909Play SWP instead. Beckham will be very lucky to see another competitive game with England, he's just too old. But everybody still loves him, and he's not very bad, so he'll play friendlies and the like till he retires.
>>120939I love his header against Roma better
can someone tell me when the game is back on?
>>120942well atleast becks contributed on the goal.. sent the ball straight to terry.
My analysis: chuck Beckham off, throw on Bentley.Defoe off, Glen Johnson on.
>>120935They selected too many RAWKET LAWNCHAIR shotsThe Rooney/Ronaldo counterattack (not shown) was the best for me
Theres a distinct lack of monster trucks, fireworks and half naked sluts. You expect us Americans to be able to keep our interest up for 15 minutes without an explosion?
>>120942waaah?
That free kick where the guy flicks it up for the other dude to volley it in, wish I could find it..
I'm sorry, maybe you britfags missed the newsflash, so let me remind you:Reggie Bush & Adrian Peterson play real football, Kobe Bryant & LeBron James play basketball, Chase Utley & David Wright play baseball.All the best American athletes grow up playing real sports -- not soccer. the only people who grow up playing soccer in this country are uncoordinated faggots with hippie/montessori, queer ass liberal parents who like being "different."American/REAL Football>baseball>basketball>hockey>pool>wii.....horseshoes>trivial-pursuit>monopoly>masturbation>soccerIn that order. I'm just here to help guize! Carry on with the faggotry.
Lampard has touched the ball, ehhh, maybe twice. put in garreth barry
Who are these BlackBurners Alan Hansen just talked about? Sounds like a team I could really root for.
is the game back on
>>120958
>>120961>BlackBurners
>>1209580/10
i just read the common fallacies and i think anon should teik it into account before posting an argumenthttp://nobeliefs.com/fallacies.htmex. of "loaded question : embodies an assumption that, if answered, indicates an implied agreement."- have rooney stopped acting like a faggot
>>120958SOCCER WITH PADDING EH?
>>120958Cool story bro
???????
>>120958Who said all britfags like our football more than your football? This britfag prefers NFL > Baseball > Football > Hockey > Basketball>>120961hahahahah
STE GERRARD GERRARDHE'S BIG AND HE'S FUCKING 'ARD
2-0 soz
Missing: USA Men's Soccer team's defense.
2-0!
easy
ITS CROUCHY TIME
adu is shit
Crouch will somehow score. Like he seems to.God he has to join Pompey.
Oh yeah ADU is fucking brilliant
fucking super-crouch time!
>>121083every single penalty has been bull shit and neither team is worth a fuck. i expected to see talent and well played SOCCER not 90 minutes of these two teams dry humping the field
>>121085You from Portsmouth?
question for britfags:will you still be watching euro 2008 though your teams didn't qualify?
adu and edu?
>>121091..no?
lolwut, they're playing Indiana Jones music
>>121125I would fuck her mouth with Varg's mace.
This match has led me to believe the following conclusions: John Motson and Mark Lawrenson are pricks.
>>121126and the faggy band are playing indiana jones for some reason
>>121122sup Dirk
>>121163Oh piss off you american cunt, because he plays for united it doesn't make him good. He cant pass for fuck, he has no vision and his shooting is so dire he makes fucking titus bramble look like a god.Learn about football and how it's played then maybe you can pull your arse out your idols crevice you brownnosing idiot.
Well that just proves agai nthat USA can never win if atleast one of two thnigs happens1. If they score the first goal2. If we play on European soil
>>121149hargreaves was solid today. it should be him and garreth barry starting, with ashley young on the left and bentley on the right
If America would've played an American style game instead of trying to play a European style game it would've been alot more interesting.
>>121179
>>121198>jagielka and ashtonlmao gb2 championship
>>121201Gladly at least the championships real football not fucking faggot players like ronaldo fagging up the league.
>>121198the only mistake in his lineup was lampard. stop bitching about your team sucking in the premier league
>>121205
>>121201Jags is a proven premiership player. Also wtf did Rooney do tonight?
nice match england, you were the better team, in england, where travel was short and your fans filled the stands.nobody here really gave a shit enough to go to the game, except the players that is.good luck in the european championship, we'll be getting all the games on espn.
>>121210jagielka should've went down with sheffieldrooney along with gerrard and beckham made all our chances in the first half, although he started bawwwing like he always does in the second. He really needs to grow up
>>121210Were you even watching the same game everyone else was? You're either retarded or a troll.Actually its probably both.
new thread started for discussionthanks for the sticky mods?>>121225
>>121220Ok lets rephrase, how many of his loads of chances did he score. Also what did he do in champs league final?