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Anonymous
Official SNF thread.

Time for Orton to UNLEASH THE FUCKING INTERCEPTION
>> Anonymous
agreed
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> michael_moses !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
Damn, loose nigger cunt. Gross.
>> Anonymous
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Fuck it, I'm takin' a knee.
>> Anonymous
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CHICAGO (AP) -- The nation breathes a sigh of relief as ESPN correspondent Tony Kornheiser was shot and killed today while attempting to break into NBC Sports' venue at Soldier Field.

Reportedly, Kornheiser was attempting to hijack the broadcast to spread his love of Brett Favre, unwilling to wait for ESPN Monday Night Football.
>> Anonymous
>>367954
go back to /b/, you inbred shit.
>> Anonymous
>>367946

you'd think they'd look into that kinda thing first
>> Anonymous
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Leave unleashing the dragon to me. Time for some TKO, touchdown Kyle Orton.
>> Anonymous
>>367969
I know this is off-topic but who else hates it when Tony Kornheiser goes all philosophic and says some long speech before the monday night games?
>> Anonymous
this game had better catch my interest quick

new family guy at 9
>> Anonymous
>>367946

I spy with my little eye..A HATCHET WOUND!
>> Anonymous
I hate this Faith Hill intro so much

Hank Williams Jr. > Faith Hill
>> Anonymous
>>368003
Faith Hill sucks. needs more of something else!
>> Anonymous
Better than ESPN.

They're playing that fucking awful new James Bond theme tomorrow.
>> Anonymous
NICE CATCH THERE DONOVAN MCNABB

BUT TOO BAD YOUR ASS GOT SAAAAAAAAACKED
>> Anonymous
Calling it now Bears will be leading 930-17 with 4 minutes left, and lose in OT
>> Anonymous
That dragon got fucking unleashed.
>> Anonymous
TKO
TKO
TKO
TKO
TKO
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Maybe all this "we come off the bus running" horseshit was all just a ploy.

We come off the bus ORTONing baby WOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
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THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE
>> Anonymous
>>368061
Did you know that he copyrighted that shit (along with "and we let them off the hook") and is making some serious cash selling shit with it.
>> Anonymous
What a throw. Goddamn, Donovan.
>> Anonymous
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wat up?
>> Anonymous
Let's hope they both outscore the Jets today.
>> Anonymous
>>368073

Smart nigger. Except for the fact his ignorance and pride just KILLED HIS TOP RECEIVER.
>> Anonymous
Dahm TKO needs to play some D out there
>> Anonymous
Desean Jackson is for fucking real
>> Anonymous
>>368084

He's not their coach anymore dumbass.
>> Anonymous
>>368092

Are you for real?
>> Anonymous
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Rest in peace sweet prince...
>> Anonymous
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>>368092
he means anquan boldin
>> Anonymous
>>368112

He said Dennis Green's ignorance killed his top receiver. The same Dennis Green that is no longer the head coach for the Arizona Cardinals.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH I CAN WATCH NEW HEROES TOMMORROW NIGHT
>> Anonymous
>>368106

I'm so sad, I'm not a Cardinal fan, but he is my favorite player in the league. I'm bombing the next Jets practice.

*Waits for Fox News to believe me*
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>368124

I wouldnt be surprised if you got v&nned.
>> Anonymous
>>368106
Boldins fine his Coach said he could have walked off the field under his own power but they wouldn't let him for "precautionary reasons" hes playing next week for sure.
>> Anonymous
>>368131

Next week? Did he get a concussion?
>> Anonymous
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THERE WHEN SOMEONE IS IN KNEED
>> Anonymous
Man, how does an illegal procedure offset with a personal foul? That's stupid
>> Anonymous
>>368141
Damn, Peanut's desperate for another game blowing personal foul
>> Anonymous
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
>> Anonymous
>>368140
They didn't say but I'm sure it was nothing major mild concussion maybe. He was allegedly "Alert and talking to teammates while he was being carted off the field.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>368155

Hold on....Hold on
>> Anonymous
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I think the Bears are gonna get raped
>> Anonymous
BREAKING NEWS:

John Madden reporting, this just in, Lovie Smith is Lovie Smith, and Andy Reed is Andy Reed

Stop the presses.
>> Anonymous
>>368166
I also heard the term 'Exotic Blitzes'
>> Anonymous
I came to hear Madden ramble about food, he did not let me down.
>> Anonymous
MOVE YOUR THUMB
>> Anonymous
MUFFED PUNT!
>> Anonymous
how do i catch punt
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
and the bears all over the punt like bears on a salmon buffet.
>> Anonymous
>>368080
nuttin' just muffin some punt
>> Anonymous
LOLSHAWN JACKSON
>> Anonymous
LOL DESHAWN JACKSON FAILS AGAIN ROFL
>> Anonymous
>>368178

lol'd

btw, DeSean Jackson might make plays from time to time, but damn that nigga be stupid.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
nice job jackson.
>> Anonymous
COMING IN THE AIR
>> Anonymous
FUCK! ASS!
>> Anonymous
>>368195

All over the ball like Madden on a buffet, more like.
>> Anonymous
The Dragon has been unleashed!
TKO
TKO
TKO
TKO
TKO
>> Anonymous
>>368088

thats what I said about fukudome a week into this baseball season.

nice muff
>> Anonymous
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& a Touchdown?

Yes please!
>> Anonymous
Another delicious touchdown.

OM NOM NOM
>> Anonymous
>fukudome

I thought he had a pretty good season?
>> Anonymous
>>368217

45 million dollar player? not so much just yet...
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Whats going on why are the eagles doing so well without westbrook ?!??
>> Anonymous
And suddenly the D sucks again


WHAT THE FUCK GIVES?
>> Anonymous
I like that new Swiss Cheese defensive sceme, Chicago.
>> Anonymous
That was fast
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>368225

Buckhalter has always been a good back. Even back when Staley was running the ball.

How long have you followed the NFC?
>> Anonymous
>>368242
Buckhalter's a cool guy. eh runs the ball and doesn't afraid of injury.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>368242
ever since they patented the name three headed monster. Still doesn't explain how they scored so easily without him on the bears defense.
>> Anonymous
>>368236
Get out of my backfield, I want my Grissman back you... you monster!
>> Anonymous
>>368252

I knew, this whole time, that Orton was the lesser of the two evils. I'm glad he's proving it.
>> Anonymous
>>368267
lol
>> Anonymous
fuck ya kyle orton
>> Anonymous
>>367921

IT HAS BEEN UNLEASHED!
>> Anonymous
oops
>> Anonymous
>>368252
Different QB, same result.
>> Anonymous
FUCK IT, I'LL GIVE THEM THE BALL AND STILL WIN
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Fuck yes this much closer to having RAX back
>> Anonymous
He tried to fuckitimgoingdeep...deflected and intercepted.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
>> Anonymous
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>>368236
>> Anonymous
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>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>368267
come again?
>> Anonymous
bears got this
>> Anonymous
And the Eagles blow a golden opprotunity

unless they fake here.
>> Anonymous
good to see the Eagles capitalize on that interception to get the go ahead points.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>368288


failgles
>> michael_moses !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
Iggles.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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I need someone to photoshop this and cut off the westbrook head.
>> Anonymous
>>368282
Don't sweat it, Rax. I got this.
>> Anonymous
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I TOLD YOU I GOT THIS RAX!
>> Anonymous
GO DOWN BRANDON.

Orton is a genius.
>> Anonymous
oh wow. How I can fake injury?
>> Anonymous
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GET DOWN
GET DOWN
GET DOWN
GET DOWN
JUNGLE BOOGIE
>> Anonymous
>>368313

Not fake injury, just one that allowed him to walk off the field, but since that doesn't call for an official timeout, he had to flop.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
HOW DO I RAN BACKWARDS
>> Anonymous
lol, I fall down!
>> Anonymous
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1st down? i thnk not!
>> Anonymous
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<<<<is a moron

Didn't challenge the Bear's first TD.
Didn't challenge that First Down.
Would challenge the upcoming perfectly legit TD if he could.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
wat
>> Anonymous
TKO
TKO
TKO
TKO
TKO
TKO
>> Anonymous
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i can haz offensive pass interference?
>> Anonymous
>>368343
Well the booth didn't review the TD, so they must be following Reid's lead.
>> Anonymous
>>368350


Didn't see any PI there

Samuel just fell like a bitch
>> Anonymous
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I DID IT!!!
>> Anonymous
Who needs Rax, the bears got TKO
>> Anonymous
>>368350
No, but you may have Defensive blown coverage.
>> Anonymous
how bout that HD
>> Anonymous
>>368359

are you not entertained!
>> Anonymous
Pff, just go fucking deep.
>> Anonymous
Wait, how is that a fumble? Forward motion on the arm = imcomplete pass.
>> Anonymous
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hmm.
>> Anonymous
>>368391
It is most likely not, but inside 2 minutes of the half and end of game they review all plays that are iffy.
>> Anonymous
>>368398

That was as iffy as Reid is thin.
>> Anonymous
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And how!
>> Anonymous
eagles need more buckhalter in their diet...feed him dump passes bitches...
>> Anonymous
Fucking TO, maybe if he was open or in the right spot and actually held on to the ball he'd get passed to...
>> Anonymous
Bruuuuuuuuuuce
>> Anonymous
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This is Superbowl 43's entertainment?


Welcome to the newest low.
>> Anonymous
An aging rock musician?

I AM SHOCKED AND SURPRISED
>> Anonymous
>>368441
Why must they stick to the safe old men? Because a titty flew out...
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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>>368441
>> Anonymous
>>368426
Actually, T.O. got passed to more than any player in that whole game and had 7 catches with 1 TD. He even had 2 rushing attempts. I don't know what he's complaining about.
>> Anonymous
>>368441
Fuck you. Bruce Springsteen is a God.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>368449

Or maybe because their selections for "safe old men" are quality selections?

Or are you some sort of faggot that can't appreciate Tom Petty?
>> Anonymous
>>368441
I am pretty sure 2001 was about as low as you could ever hope to go. Aerosmith, Nsync and Britney Spears singing Walk This Way.
>> Anonymous
>>368459
signed
the boss is a god and i can't wait for that
and tom petty was fucking badass too

when mtv was in charge and it was like 40000 RAPPERS TALKING AT THE SAME TIME OR OMG JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND WHITNEY HOUSTONS BOOB it was shitty
>> Anonymous
>faggot
>Tom Petty

lolwut?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>368457
>>368459
>>368471


<--- mu is that way
>> Anonymous
At least they don't do that faggy Indiana Jones Disney World Stage Show halftime show shit anymore
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_halftime_shows

ahahaha
>> Anonymous
aaaaaaaaaaaggggggg
>> Anonymous
McNabb almost had a great TD pass there.
>> Anonymous
lol interception and Buckhalter getting hurt on the same play.
>> Anonymous
>>368497

What happened to Buckhalter? His breathing is making me guess he got the wind knocked out.
>> Anonymous
Of course I know what the score is you dickhole, it's only game on!
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>368300
>>368300
>>368300


I need you to cut 2 heads off
>> Anonymous
Damn you Jackson you retard!
>> Anonymous
Whos the best QB in this game? Yep TKO.

Also do u guys remember the pregame superbowl show when they had a football fan go against a Nsync fan in a trivia contest for tickets to the super bowl. I seriously raged so hard. That stupid cunt just wanted to watch the halftime show.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
WOOT RAX IS BACK
>> Anonymous
wow, both qbs suck balls
>> Zilla !!6kAFEWcki/E
Oh lawd, PICKS EVERYWHERE
>> Anonymous
Wow!
Mutual suckage!
>> Anonymous
>>368490
That's retarded.

Springsteen is easily one of the greatest musicians of the past thirty years. (Going off on /mu/ style tangent) Greetings from Asbury Park, The Wild, The Innocent, and The E Street Shuffle, especially Born to Run, Darkness on the Edge of Town, and The River are five of the greatest rock albums ever made, and fully justify his selection as Super Bowl half-time choice. He's still even great today, I saw him live four months ago and it was a truly fantastic concert. (End Tangent)

Go Eagles.
>> Anonymous
This game is turning into a failoff.
>> Anonymous
>>368522
One word "Thriller"
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
AWESOME JOB DEVIN!!!!
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>368522

saying you attended a springsteen concert automatically null and voids your manhood. Please hand in your testicles and go back to /ck/
>> Anonymous
Oh what the fuck Hester.

Enough with the stupid fucking stunts, they don't fucking work anymore. Just run the fucking ball.
>> Anonymous
Desean Jackson and Devin Hester are pretty much the worst players ever.
>> Anonymous
Lets run the ball on 3rd and long
>> Anonymous
>>368522

>Go Eagles.
>Springsteen is easily one of the greatest musicians of the past thirty years.
>I saw him live four months ago

HAHA OH WOW
>> Anonymous
anyone know if buckhalter is going back in?
>> Anonymous
Oh David Akers you silly bitch.
>> Anonymous
DONK!
>> Anonymous
NICE KICK
>> Anonymous
DOINK
>> Anonymous
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lololol
>> Anonymous
>>368586
WITH NO REGARD FOR YOUR FANTASY TEAM!!!!!!!!!!
>> Hey Eaglesfags
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FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>368558
Checkdowns ftw
>> Anonymous
The Falcons kicker lost his 10 month old baby a few days ago and can still make kicks, what is your excuse?
>> Anonymous
I accidentally the ball. Is this bad?
>> Anonymous
>>368595
Oh Goddamnit. That's my kicker and i am down 15. With only Ravens defense left.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>368607


sun was in his eye
>> Anonymous
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WE WANT RAX
>> Anonymous
>>368615
for what? so he can get no protection from the o-line?
>> Anonymous
>>368615

Why? TKO can turn the ball over just as well as Rax.
>> Anonymous
Whaaaat? The D held?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
This just in Akers made his longest fg of the season at 26 yards
>> Anonymous
wth so much fail in one game

McNabb tripping over himself just capped off this night full of fail
>> Anonymous
>>368634

This, sir, is blasphemy. NO ONE can turn the ball over as well as Rax.
>> Anonymous
LOL DAVID AKERS
>> Anonymous
>>368614

>a cock was in his eye

fix'd
>> Anonymous
And Hester made a good return? Haven't seen that in awhile.
>> Anonymous
"detroit of course, is detroit"

OH SNAP
>> Anonymous
>>368651
Funny what can happen when you run forwards.
>> Anonymous
Jesus christ
>> Anonymous
Do the Bears WANT to lose this game?
>> Anonymous
At least da Bears are gettin in rhythm in TOs
>> Anonymous
thats why Kevin Jones got cut by the god dahm lions. TKO unleashed the god dahm dragon as a hand off and u drop it. To get cut by the lions is pretty bad
>> Anonymous
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OH SHIT SON
>> Anonymous
LOL Philly has like half of their team and they are going to still beat the bears due to bears vast amounts of fail
>> Anonymous
Madden just said so many dumb things in a row i can't even keep up

>thats why they blitzed they're trying to knock the eagles out of field goal position

Uhhhh they were on the 15 yard line john...

>He was probably trying to throw a touchdown there because you dont want to throw a pass and have to settle on a field goal

Wat?
>> Anonymous
GOD ... what else can fuck up?
>> Anonymous
madden is fucking dumb and everyone knows that. They only bring the guy on cause hes a past coach and has a game named after him which he himself probably has never even played.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>368738

you know you will feel sad when madden is no longer commentating.
>> Anonymous
Maybe there's a "casual fan" demographic that apparently a large portion of viewers are. As big as the NFL is, there's bound to be a significant portion of America that doesn't have know how the game's played i.e. the house wife.
>> Anonymous
>>368744
Yeah, but you can almost smell the Alzheimer's setting in though.
>> Anonymous
>>368762

Who cares if the house wife understands the game? Bitch should be making me nachos, not watching the game.
>> Anonymous
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>>368762
are you implying that this is why they bring madden's fat slobby ass on to talk about food and dumb shit? Have you ever heard how many times during a game the motherfucker will say bootleg? There should be stats on it. 2.3 "bootlegs" during a game....when a QB is chased out of the pocket, hes not scrambling. He is bootlegging...madden
>> Anonymous
gotta go here.
>> Anonymous
GO FOR IT YOU FAT FUCK!!!
>> Anonymous
>>368779
I'm sure the average fat Midwestern housewife wants to listen to John Madden drone on and on about Tampa 2 defenses and how sweat goes into an offensive lineman's asscrack during a game.
>> Anonymous
of course they are going for it...no way you give the all back with 3:40 and down by 4...especially on THEIR 1 yard line...worst case scenario. YOu turn the ball over and they have it on their 1..which you can stuff cause they HAVE to run...
>> Anonymous
Fucking stuffed. Eat it Philly Phags.
>> Anonymous
wow. just....wow
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL
>> Anonymous
Great, Another Fail
>> Anonymous
TKO is gonna unleash the dragon and end this game right now
>> Anonymous
Is Jerome's beard drawn on with a Sharpie?
>> Anonymous
AND THE PHILLIES LEAD 27-24


evetually
im sure of it
shit....
>> Anonymous
lol, I like how they decided to run it up the middle four times in a row and failed every time.
>> Anonymous
>>368768
>>368768
>>368768

Holy fuck i laughed so hard
>> Anonymous
Enjoy not throwing that challenge flag on the first TD, fatass.
>> Anonymous
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FUCK IT
I'M NOT GOING DEEP
>> Anonymous
DAMMIT EAGLES YOU RUINED THE NFC EAST COMPLETE DOMINATION, NOW ONE OF US HAS A LOSS TO A TEAM OUTSIDE THE DIVISION, THANKS
>> Anonymous
is it just me or did the ball get to the goal line on the endzone stuff?

does the ball have to just get onto the white goal line or cross over it into the endzone?
>> Anonymous
TO 4TH PLACE YOU GO.
>> Anonymous
TKO for MVP
TKO for MVP
TKO for MVP
TKO for MVP
TKO for MVP
TKO for MVP
>> Anonymous
>>368905
we need a screencap for this
>> Anonymous
>>368905

looks like the ball did go reach the line, but really buckhalter sucks and didnt deserve a touchdown