Hai Gize, back in my natural habitat tonight. I'd say matt stairs goes 2-2 with 2 bombs and an intentional walk those rays pitchers are such pussies.
drink beerarrivedrink beerkill hookershit homerseat 18 hot dogsdrink beerleave
when matt stairs was in Toronto he would occasionally hit homers off of the space needle and then leave
ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS MATT STAIRS ARRIVED HIT HOMERS AND LEFT
>>428562When Detroit lost their division title in the final game of the season a few years back, Stairs came in and hit a HR to retie the game in extra innings.KC made sure they didn't get a chance to use Stairs again.
>>428527That is what I wish my life was like.
Matt Stairs, meet David PriceOH SHI--
>>428591yes because a rookie leftie is going to strike out matt stairsok pal. go wait at the bandwagon, it's in the parking lot.
Anyone else sick and tired of this shitty forced matt stairs meme?in b4 butthurt Dodgers fag, I am an Indians fan.This shit was just never funny.
>>428610There's no such thing as Indians fans! GO BACK TO HOLLYWOOD!
>>428615Actually there are more Indians fans then Dodger fans.Learn2baseball.
>>428616If there were fans of the Indians, you wouldn't be the team that has gone the longest after the Cubs without winning the World Series.
>>428527This sounded more like Babe Ruth>>428601Price is god. Stairs is some random.
>>428629Great logic. More fans = more championships...Tell that to the millions upon millions of retarded fucking Cubs fans nationwide.
matt stairs is a man who lives a life of excess. 10 hookers 50 hot dogs 100 beers and LONG homeruns. he is also known for his impressive bowel movements. His 2 most sizable dumps were November of 1978 and then again in 1979. These two dumps are now known as Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard.
>>428650Hey. Only half of us are retarded. The rest of us are drunk.
>>428629That makes no sense.But thanks for proving my last statement.>learn2baseball
Gehrig, Williams, Aaron, Mays, Dimaggio, Clemente, Foxx, Ruth, Greenberg, STAIRS.
Even Matt Stairs cannot beat rain.