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Eli Manning
Hello everyone, my name is Eli Manning, and you can all suck on my ballsacks. I am better than every single one of you, and let me explain why. I have a Superbowl. I have a Superbowl MVP. I have the most recent Superbowl and Superbowl MVP. I know what you are thinking. I lost the game today right? Well go and fuck yourself, because I lost to the patriots last year too, and than, we took it to the Superbowl and beat their asses in the biggest game of the decade. 18-1, remember it?

I make more money than you, have more sex than you, have more fans that you, and can create better posts on /sp/ than you.

I'm glad that the giants lost today. Now all of you bandwaggon faggots can go and be Tennessee fans for the next week until they loose like they losers they are.

What than after that faggots? You all come crawling back the giants because they are #1 in the power rankings again?

Suck on my ballsacks, they are bigger than yours,

Kind Regards,
Your Pal Eli
>> Anonymous
8/10
>> Anonymous
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Matt, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day ripping on Boston-area sports teams. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gone undefeated in the regular season? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of teams because they choke in the postseason, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than 18-1.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the quarterback of the football team, and a starter on my 1994 Little League World Series Finals team. What sports do you play, other than "sage the MMA thread"? I also get national championships and super bowl rings, and have a banging hot dragon (I just unleashed it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>> Anonymous
>>403581
that is one fine picture
>> Anonymous
>>403568

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>> Anonymous
i am a true ginats fan (since the days of kerry Collins and Jason Sehorn) and i support this thread.
>> THE_STEELER_SNORLAX !0wn2vX.OBs
Is that Betty White behind Eli? I didn't know she was a Giants fan.
>> Anonymous
>shit was SO cash
>> Anonymous
>>403594
One of the owners of the Giants. Probably doesn't do anything.
>> Anonymous
>>403581

0/10 cassel is awful and nobody cares about last years patriots except you.
>> Anonymous
>>403593
OMG JASON SEHORN?

Dude...Allie Sherman, Y.A. Tittle, Frank Gifford, Sam Huff, Lawrence Taylor, and Phil Simms are going to find you and slap you until you cry.
>> Anonymous
>>403605
sorry, wasnt born then I'm 19. I stated Kerry Collins and Jason Sehorn to show /sp/ that i'm not a bandwagon faggot. I've been watching them since i can remember
>> Anonymous
That's okay, you don't need to win back-to-back to be declared a dynasty. We'll get it next year.
>> Anonymous
>>403600

Protip: He's not a fucking patriots fan, retard.

Lurk the fuck moar.
>> Anonymous
>>403581
18-1
>> Anonymous
>>403632
Whenever Jason Sehorn is mentioned, I remember him returning that onside kick for a TD against Dallas. I remember creaming myself laughing from that.