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Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
In honor of such gigantic fail in the NFL this past week, I think we should put together an All-Fail Team. Those of you who can help, please do so.

QB: Sage Rosenfels, Ryan Leaf, Heath Shuler
HB: Travis Henry, Maurice Clarett
FB:
WR: Rae Carruth
TE:
OG:
OT: Tony Mandarich
C:

DE:
DT:
OLB: Brian Bosworth
MLB:
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>> Anonymous
Rax Grissman in all positions
>> InternetHatMachine
2nd WR: Williams from the Detroit Lions
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>388689

No. This is meant for people that make Rax look like Elway.
>> Anonymous
I have an autographed Rae Carruth rookie card, lol.
>> Anonymous
>Sage Rosenfels


Guy had one bad game, chill out

Manning threw 7 ints last year against the chargers.

I guess he should start.
>> Anonymous
Chris Perry, that fucker fumbles games away.
>> Anonymous
Akili Smith.
>> Anonymous
No quarterback is more of a failure than Ryan Leaf.
>> Anonymous
Seriously, chill on the Rosenfels, they wouldn't have even been leading that game to lose if Matt Schaub or whatever the fuck his name is was starting.

WR: Desean Jackson. I know it was only one play, but him throwing the ball away before he crossed the goal line was the single largest fail yet this season, so much fail.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Fred Thomas at cornerback.
>> Anonymous
deshawn jackson
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Second OT: Winston Justice
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Fred thomas

fred thomas

fred thomas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT9BmG7_PJ4&NR=1

There is no one you can name more fail than him.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Also, Reche Caldwell > DeSean Jackson in terms of fail.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>388695
>>388700

Listen. He wouldn't currently be the laughingstock of the sports world if he hadn't PERSONALLY choked away a 17-point lead, including his decision to TRY TO FLY AWAY.

This isn't an All-Shitty Player team, this is an All-Fail team. In order to get on this, you have to do something that fails so hard that you're remembered for doing that more than anything else. Carruth remembe
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>388695
>>388700

Listen. He wouldn't currently be the laughingstock of the sports world if he hadn't PERSONALLY choked away a 17-point lead, including his decision to TRY TO FLY AWAY.

This isn't an All-Shitty Player team, this is an All-Fail team. In order to get on this, you have to do something that fails so hard that you're remembered for doing that more than anything else. Carruth remembered for shooting his wife and fetus, Clarett remembered for that entire draft debacle, Bosworth remembered for getting run over by Bo Jackson, etc.
>> Anonymous
Martin Gramatica over Scott Norwood?
Sage Rosenfels over Joe Pisarcik?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Aaron brooks is also a worse qb than Sage. He pissed away leads like that and didn't even earn them.
>> Anonymous
>>388712
In that case, how about Leon Lett?
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>In order to get on this, you have to do something that fails so hard that you're remembered for doing that more than anything else.

Actually, since this is the case, I think Bill Gramatica and his ligament-tearing antics might be a better choice than Martin.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>388717
>>388719

The list isn't one player per position. Both notable choices.
>> Anonymous
P: Chris Hanson
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Mike Vanderjagt, John Carney and John Kasay are also worth kicker consideration.

Damn, there are a lot of fail kickers out there. >_>
>> Anonymous
All-Fail Punter has to be Kordell Stewart. "Slash" my ass...
>> Anonymous
>>388725
KEEP CHOPPIN WOOD
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>388729

To be fair, putting an axe in the locker room is a fucking stupid idea.
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>388686
Maybe you should consider Cedric Benson and Jose Cortez (kicker).
>> Anonymous
>Jose Cortez

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>388753
See? You think you forget about him but when you hear that name your head fills with un-speakable levels of rage.
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
Shawn Merriman cheater and over hyped failure. He needs to be added to the list.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>388793
>RaiderNation

Bias does not figure in on this, Raider fan. Go commit some more property crimes. Go violate your probation.
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
TE: Jeramy Stevens
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
>>388800
Go laugh at your small penis.
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
Oh P.S. House is the best thing on tv you pretentious prick go back to watching your Law & Order Boringfag.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>388804
>pretentious

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
>>388809
It's having your head up your ass when you asked for opinions, bias it may be but it is still an opinion.
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
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>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>388817

pretentious (comparative more pretentious, superlative most pretentious)

Positive
pretentious


Comparative
more pretentious


Superlative
most pretentious

1. Marked by an unwarranted claim to importance or distinction

Their song titles are pretentious in the context of their basic lyrics.

2. Ostentatious; intended to impress others

Her dress was obviously more pretentious than comfortable.
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
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>>388823
like I said your head up your ass I was right the first time you pretentious prick
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
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>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>388828

An interesting interpretation. Incorrect, but interesting. Then again, I should be impressed with ANY interpretation, seeing as you never made it past the eighth grade.
>> Anonymous
CB: Jason David, Fred Thomas
FS: Kevin Kaesvaharn (or however you spell it)
K: Olindo Mare
>> Anonymous
>>388817
BAWWW Someone made fun of me OVER the internet! I must sage this thread because my team sucks shit!
>> Anonymous
The Raiders, in general, are an All-Fail Team.
>> Anonymous
The All-Fail team needs someone to coach it to failure

head coach: Rich Kotite.

"In a rain-soaked contest at Texas Stadium, the Eagles scored a touchdown with 5:27 left against their hated division rivals, the Dallas Cowboys, cutting their deficit to 11 at 24-13. Against objections from his staff, Kotite went for a two-point conversion, and Eagles' quarterback Randall Cunningham was stopped short of the end zone. Afterwards, Kotite blamed the error on the weather. "It was raining very heavily at the time," he explained. "And we looked at the chart and misread the chart." Kotite had a chart suggesting when an extra point should be kicked and when a two-pointer should be attempted, but since there was no protective sheet on top of it, the ink ran in the rain. Kotite was heavily criticized for failing to recognize that, chart or no chart, the risks of a two-point conversion attempt in that situation far outweigh the benefits." from wikipedia

As a Jets fans, thanks for 2 of the worst years of my life.
>> Anonymous
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>>388686
*insert the entire New England Patriots roster*
>> Anonymous
The entire Seattle Seahawks roster.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>388841


I think this seals the deal that the saints are the suckiest team in histoy. Thanks for playing.
>> Anonymous
>>388899
ehh, 3 superbowls and they fail?
>> Anonymous
>>388926
he's trolling, just ignore it.
>> Anonymous
Elvis Grbac
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
What about OJ as the 3rd back?

Add Tony Moll for Offensive Guard and Derrick Frost for P.
>> Anonymous
Anquan Boldin
>> Anonymous
>>389045
Still don't know why CP went with him instead of Rich Gannon. Fucking hell.
>> Anonymous
Eugene Chung at right guard, and Akili Smith instead of sage.
>> Anonymous
WR: The two recent 1st round draft picks by Detroit, one from Michigan (idk his name), and Williams from USC
>> Anonymous
>>389234
Charles Rogers from Michigan State
>> Anonymous
Err... Job has been done for us. They're called the Patriots
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
Anyone other than Norwood at kicker is a disgrace. Ahmad Carroll has to be at corner, too. He gave up more touchdowns and had more penalties than total quarters played I believe.
>> Anonymous
QB: Todd Marinovich
>> Anonymous
>>389234
matt jones
>> Anonymous
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>>388689
>>388689
>>388689
>>388689
>>388689
>>388689
>>388689
>>388689
>>388689
I AM the team, faggots!
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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>>390255
Sure you can unleash the dragon....but can you

BECOME THE DRAGON? I didn't think so.
>> Anonymous
>>388725
Are you shitting me? gtfo Boston-h8er, don't fucking blame them for everything. How about Punters that kick to Devin Hester?
>> Anonymous
>>388899
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

3-1 is an impressive fucking record compared to Eli's 1-0.
>> Anonymous
CB: Ahmad Carroll
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
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>>390275
FUCK YOU DRAGON I'M A BEAST
>> Anonymous
>>390255
Nice Broncos jersey, Rax.
>> DevilsMan666 !aPT39YlDHE
DE Steve Emtman
K Donald Igwebuike
RB Sammie Smith
RB Ki-Jana Carter
>> Anonymous
Cedric Benson, motherfuckers
>> Anonymous
How about WR Charles Rogers? Dude sucked total ass in the league. Is he even still playing?
>> Anonymous
>>389062

Fuck you.
>> Anonymous
Hines Ward
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
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>>392012
>> Anonymous
LB - Kendrell Bell

Seriously, what happened to him?
>> Anonymous
>>392012
is that you ed reed!
>> Anonymous
>>392025
Herm Edwards got him.
>> Anonymous
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>>389062
>> Anonymous
The Lions whole 1st string should have no problem filling those spots.