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ITT Positive things about your favorite Athlete Anonymous
He can jump through the roof. He can shoot the daylights out of the arena. His steals are just above the league average.
>> Anonymous
oh hai /vc/

didn't know you still were playing

oh, nevermind, it's the playoffs, you didn't get there
>> Anonymous
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>>97994
tyler hansbough ain't THAT good.
>> Anonymous
VC will be better next season. if he keeps up his j-kidd-like stats
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
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King Awesome. all hail.
>> Anonymous
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kicks ass and scores goals
>> Anonymous
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His steals are just above the league average.
>> Anonymous
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One of the few that plays hard every shift.

You just have to love a 5'9" guy who plays on the checking line.
>> Anonymous
>>98040

And, unlike Eric Lindros, can pick himself up after being concussed.
>> Anonymous
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Fucks goats.

Oh wait, positive things? Never mind then
>> Anonymous
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He never lies, and throws up signs at bench to show how hard he is, and I am hard for him.

That and his team is in the finals
>> Anonymous
Vince Carter is a heartless, gutless piece of shit
>> Anonymous
>>98112

b&
>> Anonymous
>>98112
doing it wrong!
>> Anonymous
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He's a virgin so God loves him. He can score a ton. He is also a competent defensive player.