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Miami is the worst city for sports.

Florida Panthers suck. Their arena is in the middle of the fucking swamp. At least parking's free. They're so fucking desperate for attendance they have cheerleaders, free tickets, and post-game meet-and-greets with second-shift winger David Booth. COME ON!!!!!

Florida Marlins suck. Even if the stadium's at capacity, it still looks empty because half of the stadium's seats aren't used for baseball. Two World titles and nobody cares. Dolphin Stadium rocks for football, sucks for baseball. At least they're getting a new baseball-only ballpark where the legendary Orange Bowl once stood.

Miami Heat suck. An arena with no parking, forcing you to park in the middle of the ghetto for $20, and then you have to walk through the ghetto to get to the arena. When you get there, ignorant boaters and niggers throw soda and popcorn all over the place, ruining the $80 jersey you bought in the gift shop.

Miami Dolphins suck. The Masters of the TRUE PERFECT SEASON, they once legends like Dan Marino, Larry Csonka, Dick Anderson...but now they fucking suck. Traffic's a bitch to get there. Every game sells out. They still suck.
>> Anonymous
Fish are awesome. They're doing ok this year. Miami needs a soccer team.
>> Anonymous
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MLS may reinstate the Fusion franchise for the MLS, but for now we have to settle for this First Division team...
>> Anonymous
you sound like a whiny bitch.
>> Anonymous
Actually technically Cleveland is the worst city for sports. At least Miami Teams have won shit reletivly recently.
>> Anonymous
At least we have things to do when our teams suck. Detroitfags could win the Super Bowl, World Series, NBA title, and Stanley Cup, but it would still be a shitty city with no reason to leave the house.

Miami teams can suck all they want, we still have topless hotties on the beach all year.
>> Anonymous
Protip: Florida Panthers aren't from Miami
>> Anonymous
>Florida SHOULD NOT have a hockey team. That shit goes for any state that doesn't have at least frozen pond at some point in teh season
>> Anonymous
Plus, Miami is full of AIDS
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hay guyz whats goin on here
>> Anonymous
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Marlins are competative, have a ton of offense and arguably the best player in the NL.


Heat will be in the playoffs next season with a healthy Wade, the Matrix, Haslem and a top 3 pick.


Phins will suck for at least another year.


Panthers are a figment of some migrant Canadafag's imagination.


USL is a joke, so fuck Miami FC.
>> Anonymous
>Miami Heat suck. An arena with no parking, forcing you to park in the middle of the ghetto for $20, and then you have to walk through the ghetto to get to the arena. When you get there, ignorant boaters and niggers throw soda and popcorn all over the place, ruining the $80 jersey you bought in the gift shop.

That one is so very fucking true. And since they have metal detectors, all the niggers know that you're not armed (which is a good idea in the neighborhoods around the AAA).

The only affordable parking is still six fucking blocks away and all the fucking niggers/sandniggers/other assorted illegal immigrants from third world countries can't drive for shit so you have to be worried about them hitting your car.
>> Anonymous
>>74056

/cle/ is not a meme
>> Anonymous
atleast you still got those cocky niggers from the u
>> Anonymous
>>74069

I love the Heat (I'm not a fairweather fag), but I hate going to Heat games. I'm black, and even I cringe at all the ignorant ghetto wannabe chocolate babies that holler like total jackasses and throw food and junk whenever they shit bricks. Its embarassing when the quiet white Jewish season ticket holding family sitting in front of me turn around and give me a dirty look...

And I hate how the AAA has metal detectors, but the BAC doesn't. What the fuck?
>> Anonymous
>>74102

Jew-M is home to a bunch of Northeast Jewish trust fund babies...oh yeah, there's Indians and Asians there too. If you're an athlete and you go to Jew-M, you're either a redneck or a nigger.

Fuck Jew-M.
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This has been decided already.

The Dolpins have a storied tradition (even if they sucked this year), and the Marlins have two World Series championships.

I'm a lifelong suffering Houston fan, but even I admit: the worst sports city is Philadelphia. /thread.
>> Anonymous
you still got Dexter in your city.
>> Anonymous
>>74108
Yeah, a lot of people fail to understand that black people != niggers. I have a friend who is a police officer (not local, but from Fla) and the golden, unwritten rule is that cops don't bother other cops. Well, even he can't get in with his gun. They have a strict "no weapons, period" rule. Sadly, there's no such rule about asshattery. I actually like the AAA but these days, it's such a PITA that I hardly ever go.
>> Señor Anonymous
Even if the Marlins were good they couldn't draw a crowd. The only reason people show up to their games is because the Mets are in town and all the old New Yorkers need to kill time before they die.
>> Anonymous
Miami is not a sports town. Its a motherfucking party time, they need to remove stadiums for more clubs.
>> Anonymous
>>74155
We already have more than enough clubs. There are only so many places where we can charge idiot tourists $35 for a Heineken without it becoming fucking Cancun. Trust me, I used to live in Miami Beach. Shit gets old rather fast.
>> Anonymous
Every loser that criticizes South Beach and Miami, is only becuase they cant get into our clubs, they cant f*ck our women, and they get their asses kicked by our teams...oh wait...our teams do suck! but bitches our clubs are open till noon the next day.
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>> Anonymous
selling out in football game attendance isn't saying much when the NFL has such a retardedly short season.
>> Anonymous
>>74182
qft!
>> Anonymous
>>74182
FUCKING I WISH THE RAIDERS WOULD SELL OUT SOME GAMES, MOTHERFUCKING BLACK OUTS!
>> Anonymous
>>75380

For those that don't know, NFL rules require that games sell out within 72 hours of kickoff, or else they won't air the game in local areas. The Raiders and Rams had huge venues in LA, and were unable to fill the stadium to capacity, therefore the NFL would frequently blackout the games in the Los Angeles TV market. Moving to cities with smaller stadiums gave the Raiders and the Rams their much-needed TV times.

Besides, Los Angeles sports fans are a bunch of fairweather faggots anyway. Much like Shittsburgh.
>> Anonymous
Niggers? In my /sp/?

You jest.
>> Anonymous
>>75384
Being a hockeyfag that knows virtually nothing about football, the more information I hear about the NFL the weirder the league sounds. If they blacked out hockey games on the basis of not having a sellout it'd be nothing but Canucks and Wild games.
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>>75391
You'd best be joking, nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>75403
All right, all right, you too. But fucking seriously, turnout for a huge chunk of teams (*cough*sunshine*cough*) isn't ever anywhere close to sellout. Given how desperately Bettman is trying to breathe life into teams in shitty markets, TV blackouts for games that don't sell out would be suicide for the league.