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4chan /sp/'s God
God here; Although I will give a sort of "At Least That Choice Makes Sense" award to those who name the Cardinals and the Clippers, I must declare that in the end, most of you still fail; the Detroit Lions are the shittiest team in sports history; you morons who pick the Royals (Who HAVE won a World Series, for my-sakes) need evidence? Suck this down for size: 1. The Lions are the only team in the NFL to exist in the same area during all 42 Super Bowls and not appear in a single one; at least the Cardinals got to abandon their home when they sucked in St. Louis. 2. They have one (ONE!) playoff victory, way back in 1991. To add insult to injury, they had one of the best running backs in NFL history for a decade, yet management and ownership was so retarded they threw that down the drain. 3. In addition, the Lions currently have the second longest post-season drought (Arizona is the only one with a longer streak, by one year) 4. The Lions have the second longest playoff win drought (Cinci has gone one year longer without a playoff win, but they at least have made it to two Super Bowls) 5. Worst of all, they are owned by the Fords, which is why Matt Millen hasn't been fired; only the people owning the most retarded American car company would own the most retarded sports franchise. At least the NFL's Arizona Cardinals and MLB's Texas Rangers have spent a assload of money on players, and fired employees who sucked Lion-ish ass. Heck, even the Clippers in the last 4 or 5 years have tried harder to not suck than the Lions have every year since 1957. I hope you all realize your inability to figure out who sucks the most, and continue to worship my allknowingness powers. Sincerely, God. PS - Arizona was next in line after the Lions, so those who think they suck the most aren't far off from reality.
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