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The Judge
They had a story in the paper the other day about how there's an insane amount of hookups at the olympics, across all boarders.

Medalists were saying how "Yeah, we have all these hormones flowing, and we're all really fit and attractive, so it just kinda happens".

In other words, I want to be an Olympian. National fame and international orgies.
>> Anonymous
Woah. Journalistic confirmation of what I always suspected.

Makes you wonder why they don't use THAT to get people out and exercise more.
>> Anonymous
Nice.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
You mean if I learn to run I can get some asian loli legally?
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
It's pretty clear that lebron and kobe are fucking all of the females there
>> Anonymous
This is so totally true, I knew it, and now that I hear it on 4chan I know that it's true. This is absolute confirmation. But it's so obvious right? In this day and age there wouldn't be any monitoring of athletes after dark, especially considering what happened at munich
>> Anonymous
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>>270139
>> Anonymous
I knew an Olympic athlete who went to three games. He told me the same thing, every athlete would get laid three or four different times in one Olympics.
>> Anonymous
>>270109
nice thumbnail retard
>> Anonymous
I call bullshit. Maybe all the loser athletes, but I imagine the real contenders are too busy training.
>> Anonymous
Isn't this common with all Olympics? Earliest I remember of hearing about this was in Atlanta. In Greece they had that whole human trafficking and prostitution situation that sparked up the (American) presses a bit.
>> Anonymous
So if I become a racewalker, I will nail Romanian gymnasts?
>> Anonymous
I still think Shawn's a virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>270150
Not Bolt.
>> Anonymous
>>270150
But Phelps is free to start nailing prostitutes now. Soon he'll have free choice between Liukin and Shawn Johnson
>> Anonymous
>>270155
Bolt doesnt train.

He tries to fuck all teh white wimminz.
>> The Judge
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I bet her hotel room has lines out to the elevator.
>> Anonymous
>>270155
>>270161
Bolt does train, you assfucks. Just because he wasn't training the day before the race (which is a smart thing to do sometimes so you won't stress out your muscles too much) doesn't mean he doesn't train at all.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/athletics/bolt-from-the-blue-883180.html
>> Anonymous
>>270154

lol. unless she's a psychotic fundie(even then) she's not. She 16 for christsake. Not virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>270164
would hit as needed
>> Anonymous
>>270168
what if she's socially awkward?
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>270168
maybe she's not a fundie
she just fucking busy.

And she probably doesn't drink or do drugs
>> Anonymous
>>270168

Believe it or not, not everyone attended STD High.
>> Anonymous
oh, I forgot where I was for a minute. nevermind 4channers, I'm sure Shawny is unsullied, and you'll lose your virginity one day. Snicker.
>> Anonymous
its true. but I doubt Shawn did anything, I dont think Phelps had time. maybe now he does, if she wins.
>> Anonymous
Anyone surprised by all the sex at the Olympic Village apparently believes that the coaches go around to every room at 11PM to make sure everyone is where they should be, then tape the doors closed.

Also, I require Michael Phelps/Yang Wei fiction.
>> Anonymous
>>270168
I don't think she could risk getting pregnant.
>> Anonymous
>>270186
You act as if Bela has never performed an abortion
>> Anonymous
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>>270164
>> Anonymous
They don't stay in hotels, they stay in the "Olympic Village". Easy to hook up there.
>> Anonymous
>>270229

Cept for the US Basketbawl teams
>> Anonymous
It's actually true, I worked the Olympic Village in Park City in the 2002 Salt Lake Olympics, and almost everyone there were having sex, well, not many, but often I would find jizzed sheets and walk in on many of the athletes.
>> Anonymous
>>270170
When you're as famous as she is now, it doesnt matter if shes a social retard.

None of em are virgins. Especially Sacramone.
>> Anonymous
I used to compete internationally in figure skating. (in b4 gay, the girls were hot as shit)

The parties were the best part. There would almost always been at least one or two completely destroyed hotel rooms & everyone hooks up with everyone.

Also, you can't really make it in skating being ugly, so everyone would at least be tappable.

So yeah, I agree OP.
>> Anonymous
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>>270403
sup, rudy
>> Anonymous
>>270439

I actually met him once doing a show. He's ridiculously short & honestly the gayest dude I've ever met.
>> Anonymous
>>270348

she's 16 and trains for like 5 hours per day + school n shit. She won't have time for a bf. thus, unless she's a slut and/or got raped, is a virgin
>> Anonymous
plus, I dont see any guy having interest in her before the Olympics. Shes cute but 4'9., and guys probably were scared by her muscly thighs...I'm marrying her anyway though.
>> Anonymous
>>270473
You keep telling yourself that buddy
>> Anonymous
One thing is obvious, Nastia Liukin is fucking her dad.
>> Anonymous
>>270532

Wincest. x2 if its a family affair.
>> Anonymous
Gymnastia Liu Kang kung foo
>> Anonymous
One half of 4chan thinks all women are innocent and pure.

The other half thinks all women are worn-out sluts.
>> Anonymous
>>270549
I, for one, do not care.
>> Anonymous
>>270473

Sex doesn't require much time. All you need is some privacy for thirty minutes or less. Much less if you skip the foreplay.

She easily has time to get laid when she feels like it.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
I don't thinks it's really possible to have Nastia as your daughter and not fuck her

maybe if you were gay or something
>> Anonymous
>>270522

she have probably trained that much since her puberty hit dude
>> Anonymous
>>270180

mo' like non-fiction
>> Anonymous
>>270275

LIKE WHICH ONES!?
>> Anonymous
>>270557

oh yeah, though chances she's a total whore are pretty slim
>> Anonymous
>>270557

much less for YOU maybe
>> Anonymous
>>270557

[SPOILER:] ALL DECENT OR ABOVE LOOKING GIRLS CAN GET SEX WHENEVER THEY HELL WANT TOO[/SPOILER]
>> Anonymous
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>>270109
>>270136
>>270153
16/f/gymnastics

you?
>> Anonymous
Now i have a question.

How does one go to be an Olympian, i know you have to go through qualifying round first, but how do you get the that qualifying round?
>> Anonymous
Boy do I love this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>270180
>Also, I require Michael Phelps/Yang Wei fiction.
WANT

also, throw in some Federer/Nadal
>> Anonymous
If Shawn is socially awkward, then that makes her incredbily m- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGG
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>270499

>muscly thighs

Listen, I want to fuck Shawn just as much as any other red-blooded male.

But, I do think I would be freaked out by those thighs if I encountered them. She looks statuesque on television - but, still.
>> Anonymous
>>270905


Think of how her kegel muscles would make your cock feel things you could have never imagined.
>> Anonymous
bisexual
>> Onee-chan !!dBwbrk+4DwV
Even if Shawn never had sex, her hymen would not be intact. I guarantee it broke when she was like 7-10 (delicious stage). So if she told anonymous she was a virgin, but anonymous felt nothing when the tip was in...

Anyway, sex with an Olympic gymnast would be some crazy shit. Anyone about to tap that better take full advantage of her abilities!
>> Anonymous
>>270164
i'd join that line
>> Anonymous
If you are reading this, this means you are on 4chan.

That means you will never have sex.

Much less with a gymnast.

Enjoy your hand.
>> Anonymous
>>270933
??????????????????
>> Anonymous
Shawn Johnson is a somewhat attractive 16 year old blonde female who lives in America.

Yeah, she's never fucked anything.

I hear she dates black guys.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>270958
I'm guessing Lebron is hitting that
>> Anonymous
Nastia got boned by a an unprepossessing dude from Gabon. It just kinda happened.
>> Anonymous
This makes me wish I trained harder as a kid. I'd be fucking those male divers right now.
>> Anonymous
>>271026
those male divers are so hot! :3 ps i'm a guy
>> Anonymous
>>271026

you're speaking my language man. i'd be all over that pool.
>> Anonymous
>>270958
I seriously doubt she would fuck a black guy.
>> Anonymous
>>271000
I doubt this.
>> Anonymous
>>271101
Who would fuck a nigger?
>> Anonymous
Anon watches way to much porn.
>> Anonymous
>>271122
Someone with a death wish
>> SSG posted here
>>271129
So let me get this straight:
You wouldn't go gay with LeBron or Wade? Even if it mean a mansion in Wade County?

I'm calling bullshit right here.
>> Anonymous
>>271138
No, ew
I'd only go gay for one of those cute girly asian guys
>> Anonymous
>>271147
I'd only go gay for Ellen Page.
>> Anonymous
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>>271147I'd only go gay for one of those cute girly asian guys


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>271300
are you raging?
>> Anonymous
>>271306
he's powering up.
>> Anonymous
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>>271300
>> Anonymous
BEIJING (Reuters) - The Sydney Olympics ran out. Athens doubled the number. So organisers of the Beijing Games are hoping 100,000 condoms will satisfy the needs of Olympic athletes.
While sex is not an Olympic sport it is expected to be an activity in the Beijing village housing 10,500 athletes, all of whom are in great shape and with plenty of free time on their hands once knocked out of the Games.

Athletes have received free condoms at every Olympics since Barcelona in 1992 to help raise awareness of AIDS, and Beijing is no exception.

"There are many young, strong, single people in the athletes' village and, like everywhere, some will fall in love or other things so we need to make condoms available," Ole Hansen, spokesman for UNAIDS China, told Reuters.

"A lot of these young people are not married or in relationships so we want to make sure they have the information and tools to protect themselves if they have sexual encounters."

The UNAIDS, the Beijing organising committee BOCOG and International Olympics Committee are providing 100,000 condoms as part of a campaign on HIV prevention and anti-discrimination.

At the Sydney Games in 2000 athletes quickly exhausted a supply of 70,000 and another 20,000 had to be brought in.

The Foundation for AIDS Research, amfAR, said 100,000 were distributed at the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics in 2002 after a plan to distribute 250,000 condoms met protests by religious groups and was scaled back.
>> Anonymous
>>271384

OH GOD, NYC HOST 2016 OLYMPICS PLZ!
>> Anonymous
We need an Olympic Village VN where Anon is a qualified-but-with-no-chance-at-medal marathon runner who is out to tap every ass he could grab.
>> Anonymous
>>271406
just imagine the US gymnastics team harem route...

also, hidden gay Phelps route.
>> Anonymous
>>270499
this is true. she's not AMAZINGLY attractive and shes pretty short and muscly. Also shes an olympic level athlete. I wouldn't say shes guaranteed a virgin but I wouldn't say shes guaranteed not either.
>> Anonymous
>>271416also, hidden gay Phelps route.

you need to get the whistle and warp to World 8
>> Anonymous
>>271475
>hidden gay Phelps route

wherein you discover that he could break the world record even with a vibrator in his ass.
>> Anonymous
If porn has taught me anything, the ladies of the Japanese team will be passed around to the guys and their coaches. But they'll be wanting it coz they've had vibrators inside them all day while playing.

Whilst the Brazilian ladies will be hanging out at the Equestrian stables.
>> Anonymous
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There's no fucking going on at the Olympics.

It's just the symbiotic creature on this girl's head causing erotic visions and dreams while it scurries around at night feeding off testosterone and estrogen.
>> Anonymous
>>271688
+1 internet
>> Anonymous
In Athens they confirmed that the average athlete used 5 condoms a day during the 17 days or so of the Olympic Games.

No wonder, these guys (and girls) are extremely attractive.
>> Anonymous
>>271694
These statistics were skewed by that one guy who lost on his first day, who fucked 20 times a day, and uses 5 condoms every time, because his dick is small.
>> Anonymous
>>271694
nice lies faggot
>> Anonymous
>>271724
that's like 1600 condoms, all told. 1.6% of the total.
>> Anonymous
http://deadspin.com/5038032/beijing-does-not-lend-itself-to-getting-stinky-on-ones-hangdown
>> Anonymous
So who's Fucking Sacramone to comfort her after her fail?
>> ???
>>273377
with a neck like that, shes sucking dick. no hands.
>> Anonymous
>>273377

Micheal Phelps.
>> Anonymous
Did anyone else feel really fucking let down when they heard this?

As in ''Fuck when I think about it this probably happens, and theres no way in fuck i am attractive enough to bone any of these gymnasts.''
>> Anonymous
>>273429

No, only because you don't see people portrayed in media as other people. You've idolized and put them on a pedestal of sorts. Come on dude, get real.
>> Anonymous
>>273445
TRUTH
>> Anonymous
Misty May and Jason Kidd are getting on.
>> Anonymous
>>273377
The other gymnasts.
>> Anonymous
FUCK IT LETS GUESS WHO FUCKED WHO

Michale Phelps/Entire Italian Womens Volleyball Team.
>> Anonymous
>>273462

actually number 4 or 1 on the polish vollyball team
>> Anonymous
Nastia's father/all the Ukranian gymnasts
>> Anonymous
>>273462
I'm sure Phelps has a line of chinks as long as the Great Wall waiting to blow him.
>> Anonymous
>>273476
then when he comes back to the US, a line of whores bent over for the new sea god.
>> Anonymous
>>271874
>You know, it could just be that all the male athletes there are having the same problem as this guy.
haha oh wow
>> Anonymous
If I don't have s-s-s-s-s-sex by the end of the week I'm g-g-g-g-going to die
>> Anonymous
Beijing officials purchased 100,000 condoms for the participants. Do the math, 100,000 condoms, 10,000 participants, they expected each person to bone 10 times.
>> Anonymous
>>273553
They've got like at least two weeks to have sex.
>> Anonymous
athletes, at least boxers and runners, are supposed to refrain from sex the time leading up their event.
>> Anonymous
>>271688

D-DOMO-KUN?!
>> Anonymous
>>273594
what?
why?
>> Anonymous
>>273623

Drains your "mojo".

Try not jackin' it for a week or two, you'll feel like a god.
>> Anonymous
>>273633
i guess i know where the practice comes from then
but still
surrounded by all those olympic goddesses and shit
must suck if you do a lot of events.
>> Anonymous
>>273594

Leading up to their event yes, but as stress relief they probably fuck bitches. Dumbass.

>>273623
>>273641
You idorts obviously don't or didn't play and take sports srsly.
>> Anonymous
>>273641

Trust me, not jackin it for a long time will change you for the better. You'll be more energetic, feel refreshed and you'll have bigger balls, literally and figuratively. And after all is said and done, sex = epic.
>> Anonymous
This thread especially,>>270188
>>270186
and
>>270180
are why I love you guys.
>> Anonymous
>>273701
Archivable?
>> Anonymous
>>273734

REQUEST IT FAGGOT :D
>> Anonymous
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>>270109

these two are fucknig, this proves it
>> Anonymous
Shawn Johnson, " I would do DP with Phelps and Shaun White."

truf
>> Anonymous
>>273783

Jeezus... it's like Gandolf and a hobbit going at it.
>> Anonymous
>>273783
Holy shit, I knew Phelps was ugly, but this... He looks like a troll.

May God have mercy on our souls ;-;
>> Anonymous
>>273783
Where's his right arm?
>> Anonymous
>>273872
On her shoulder. You can see his fingertips, just barely.

OH NO RITE, HE'S GRABBAN HER ASS HURRR