Hey Fatasses,My name is Eli, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at great athletes like myself who you can never be. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten pussy from a cheerleader after a big win? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own lack of athletic ability, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on wnba.com.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I was all-SEC and college and won the Super Bowl last year. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Shawn Johnson or some other underdeveloped bitch"? I also got straight A's in college and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just watched game film of the Seahawks with me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots and should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: it's me and my sister. That's how we do it in Mississippi.
0/10 for no 18-1. faggot.
>it's me and my sister. That's how we do it in Mississippi.lolBut, Eli doesn't have a sister.
Isn't that his wife? She's pretty cute.
I've done that chick. she gets around