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Beach Volley Anonymous
Those fucking commies are going down tonight.
>> Anonymous
I wanna fuck misty may in the ass so bad
>> Anonymous
I hope somebody gets struck by lightning.
>> Anonymous
>>279128
She doesn't have as good an ass as Shawn Johnson.
>> Anonymous
>>279133
That certainly would be a shocking development
>> Anonymous
When is this game on NBC, EST?
>> Anonymous
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Commies eh?
>> Anonymous
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China and communism are going down!
>> Anonymous
The game is on at 10 ET.
>> Anonymous
>>279155
Oops, I meant 11 PM ET.
>> Anonymous
>>279155
In what universe is this?

11 EST; 8 minutes.
>> Anonymous
>>279113

You mean authoritarian capitalists. Go read the news and keep up with world events once in awhile
>> Anonymous
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DOWN WITH THE COMMIES
>> Anonymous
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>>279163
They claim to be communists though, so I'll continue to battle the red machine.
>> Anonymous
>>279157
>>279159

OH SHI- thanks I would've missed this.
Now, I depart to watch some beach volleyball!
>> Anonymous
>>279157
is diving going off nbc for beach vball or do i need to go online?
>> Anonymous
>>279133

and by struck by lightning you mean ass-raped by usain bolt right?
>> Anonymous
>>279178

It happened yesterday.
>> Anonymous
wet swimsuits, yay!!!
>> Anonymous
It's starting!
>> Anonymous
Wait, is it raining?
>> Anonymous
Haha, china is the 1 seed. We're gonna own your ass.
>> Anonymous
>>279184
i suddenly have an interest in beach volleyball
>> Anonymous
Shes got black tape on - its over
>> Anonymous
white swimsuits in the rain, everybody wins.
>> Anonymous
this is settin up to be kinda epic
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

COME MAY AND WALSH!
>> SSG Posted Here
>>279197
Nice try, but you are obviously a white boy; if you were Chinese, what you typed would be in Engrish.
>> Anonymous
if chinks win this because the rain imma go apeshit
>> Anonymous
women's beach volleyball in the rain? sure i'll watch

who am i kidding i havent missed a single may/walsh game
>> Anonymous
look at all those A-cups!
>> Anonymous
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weeeeeeeeeee
>> Anonymous
May has big aeriolas
>> Anonymous
IS IT ME OR THIS RAIN IS KINDA FUCKING UP THIS GAME?
>> Anonymous
Wow. Faster points than usual.
>> Anonymous
I think this is the only time I've shown interest in women's beach volleyball all games.
>> Anonymous
Seems like May is a bit chilly or something.
>> Anonymous
6-6 UP BITCHES.
>> Anonymous
Go Misty and Kerri!
>> Anonymous
>>279221
NO IT"S NOT
>> Anonymous
the ball seems so soaked. its just plopping everywhere
>> Anonymous
>>279222
RAIN IS HAMPERING THE BALL, SO LESS AIR AND SHIT.
>> Anonymous
USA USA USA
>> Anonymous
>>279221

Not just you, wet sand = teh sux. Plus it makes the ball slippery and shit too. I dunno if they are right for actually doing this for the GOLD.
>> Anonymous
Speaking of this, I am suddenly very interested on rule 34 of Rodgers-Dalhausser vs May-Walsh.

Not that I wouldn't have been before, I just hadn't thought about it. Also it should be happening in the rain.
>> Anonymous
WET BIKINIS ON HOT CHICKS

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
>> Anonymous
christ this is not turning out well
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
Guys, I'm at work. What's the score?
>> Anonymous
I kinda wish the other China team was in the final. Xue is fucking cute despite the fact that she'd tower over me.
>> Anonymous
Wow, it has got to sting blocking spikes with your forearms when the ball is all wet and sandy.
>> Anonymous
AWESOME.
>> Anonymous
I'M ALREADY SPENT ON THE MEN'S INDOOR VOLLEY EARLY THIS MORNING. I CAN'T TAKE THIS NERVOUSNESS SHIT AGAIN.....

FUCK DIVING, SERIOUSLY.
>> Anonymous
pretty close match. much better than a blowout thats for sure. plus it makes the gold game much more exiting
>> Anonymous
may/walsh dominate bc their recovery, when the ball drops like a stone they lose a big part of their game
>> Anonymous
>>279255

What was the score? I know a guy on the team (went to high school with Sean Rooney) but I missed that match.
>> Anonymous
>>279246

Nipples and Toes and Gold. What more can you ask for?
>> Anonymous
This thread would be much better with some screencaps...
>> Anonymous
>>279252
They are given a fresh dry ball on each serve
>> Anonymous
the cameramen have caught onto the rain and are no logner showing may/walsh closeups :(
>> Anonymous
stupid net
>> Anonymous
>>279258
United States 20 25 21 25 15
Serbia 25 23 25 18 12

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
>> Anonymous
Most exciting beach volleyball in this Olympics yet.
>> Anonymous
This is a good game.
>> Anonymous
fuck this rain
>> Anonymous
>>279267

Dag, yo. Also, this fucker is getting me all worked up.
>> Anonymous
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>> Anonymous
I can see the scores going into the mid 30's.
>> Anonymous
Come man. What the fuck is going on?! What is the score?
>> Anonymous
Mmmmm they're glistening.
>> Anonymous
18-17 US
>> Anonymous
THEY NEED TO WIN THIS SET.
>> Anonymous
>>279280

18-17 good guys. Scratch that, 19-17. Two point lead seems like a lot right now.
>> Anonymous
19.
>> Anonymous
USA 19, china 17
>> Anonymous
can see thru to may's dark bush now
>> Anonymous
I'm now a super fan of Women's Beach Volleyball. D:
>> Anonymous
20-17 us
>> Anonymous
20-17 USA!
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEA!
>> Anonymous
>>279282
Thanks. An internets to thee.
>> Anonymous
http://www.nbcolympics.com/beachvolleyball/resultsandschedules/rsc=BVW400101/index.html

You can track the score at this site. It sucks on updating though.
>> Anonymous
Good god, I feel like I'm watching Rocky IV right now.
>> Anonymous
OH SHIT SET POINT

CHINA JUST FUCKED UP GOOD
>> Anonymous
Don't break your set streak now!
>> Anonymous
Calling a time out at set point?

Don't leave me hanging!
>> Anonymous
>>279288
SCREENCAP NOW
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAR AMERICA! We lead in medals too.
>> Anonymous
USA USA USA
>> Anonymous
any of you fancy fucks capping this shit?
>> Anonymous
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>>279288
>> Anonymous
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
BANK!
>> Anonymous
bam game 1
>> Anonymous
I don't know why I am so fucking entertained and into this game right now. FUCK YES WE JUST TOOK THE SET
>> Anonymous
US got this set!
>> Anonymous
YEAH USA!! 21-18
>> Anonymous
1-0 US
>> Anonymous
WOOOO USA
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH!

USA 1- COMMIES 0
>> Anonymous
I <3 Rain
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH MISTY MAY/KERRI WALSH
>> Anonymous
Glistening women in bikinis playing volleyball. Everybody wins!
>> Anonymous
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JUST TAAAAP IT IN
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
they are the best team we have
>> Anonymous
her ass is wet and jiggly
>> Anonymous
WHOA MISTY.... THAT'S KINDA CREEPY....
>> Anonymous
DAMN! We need some pics of those Chinese cheerleaders! Totally fuckable.
>> Anonymous
>>279327
dalhausser isn't bad.
>> Anonymous
i like white shirts cuz i can SEE THEIR TITS
>> Anonymous
HAHA china sux
>> Anonymous
fuck these guys talk about nothing but May. What about Kerri Walsh?
>> Anonymous
>>279329
Seriously, wtf was that about? You left your mom on the sand?
>> Anonymous
3-0 USA
>> Anonymous
CHINA JUST FUCKED UP
>> Anonymous
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This match feels like one of those fights in the Rocky movies, or at least the middle of them where each guy is wailing on each other nonstOH WAIT 3-0 LOL
>> Anonymous
TAKE THAT COMMIES, WE'RE GONNA FREE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR HIGHER SEED LIKE WE FREED IRAQ. SHOCK AND MOTHERFUCKING AWE.
>> Anonymous
Fuck yeah. This one is already in the bag.
>> Anonymous
KERRI WALSH:

DISREGARD FOR CHINESE LIFE
>> Anonymous
China better not break. Keep this game good, damn it.
>> Anonymous
>>279330
Hell yeah, they look even better wet!
>> Anonymous
China is fuckin up now this game. 4-1
>> Anonymous
WANG JUST GOT RAPED
>> Anonymous
haha, in the face!
>> Anonymous
DAMN SHE ATTACKED THAT BITCH.
>> Anonymous
that chink on the left is FUCKIN UP
>> Anonymous
LOL she fucking nailed the chinese girl
>> Anonymous
lol she smacked a bitch
>> Anonymous
I was just gonna comment that the one azn looked tired and she got jacked in the face.
>> Anonymous
may has a phat ass
>> Anonymous
>>279341
This is awesome and all, but I wouldn't compare it to Rocky 4. Rocky 4 is a cinematic achievement that may never be matched again.

I would say this is far better than Rocky 5 though.
>> Anonymous
i noticed this volleyball is different than the last one i saw. their outfits are far more skimpy and wedgie-full. is this different than the last one i saw?
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
rain, white bikinis, wedgies....

whoever loses, WE WIN!
>> Anonymous
lol "out the back door"
>> Anonymous
Time out guise, ponytail ^_^
>> Anonymous
backdoor of the hat
>> Anonymous
>>279343
>>279335
don't go saying that shit already
>> CONGRATS /SP/! Anonymous
>YOUR THE LEAST GAY BOARD IN 4CHAN.
Most gay. /y/, /cm/, /o/, /k/, /fa/, /mu/, /trv/, /n/, /b/, /cgl/.
Least gay. /sp/ and /po/
>> Anonymous
>>279361
Nah, I just meant in general. Although you are correct with the "cinematic masterpiece" bit.
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
Let serve ftw
>> Anonymous
fuckin net
>> Anonymous
>>279380
You're just watching on a day where theres womens volleyball. Shoulda been here like 5 days ago. Every thread was phelps abs and wang. /sp/ is pretty gay.
>> Anonymous
>>279380
>YOUR THE LEAST GAY BOARD IN 4CHAN.

YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
>> Anonymous
hitting the net on a serve takes talent
>> Anonymous
Tied!?
>> Anonymous
>>279388
FUCKING RULE
>> Anonymous
THE TRICKLER
>> Anonymous
...did I just hear La Bamba playing in the background?
>> Anonymous
I think rain should be mandatory for beach volleyball.
>> Anonymous
lol no fucking way sand got in those slits for eyes
>> Anonymous
Ok seriously, I'm rooting for the USA, but the announcers are so one-sided. They are like totally up May's cunt right now.
>> Anonymous
A point for HITTING THE FUCKING NET. Such a shitty rule change, really.
>> Anonymous
>>279380
no way we are as not gay as /po/
>> Anonymous
>>279391

Actually not that hard. I've done it lots of times.
>> Anonymous
SET IS TOO EXCITING FOR ME.

HOLD ME, /SP/....
>> Anonymous
May 'reconnected' with Jason Kidd
>> Anonymous
oh god, show that ass running in slow motion plz
>> Anonymous
GOD NBC WE ALREADY KNOW THE KIDD STORY, GET SOME NEW MATERIAL
>> Anonymous
Oh no!
>> Anonymous
Score check.
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
11-11
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
Why is China fighting back?
>> Anonymous
this is the best beach volleyball game i have ever seen
>> Anonymous
THIS SET WILL BE CLOSE.
>> Anonymous
Slimy line shot!
>> Anonymous
Walsh: 'This is a kill'
>> Anonymous
>>279414

More liek he "connected" into her.

YOU SEE WUT I DID THERE?
>> Anonymous
13-12 us
>> Anonymous
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KAPOW
>> Anonymous
I am in love with Misty May
>> Anonymous
I'd think they could move better in thongs. I propose a rule change.
>> Anonymous
I would say this is about 75% as epic as Rocky 4.
>> Anonymous
TIED AGAIN....
>> Anonymous
>>279427
you watch much AVP? Walsh/may didn't have much to face this olympics. They have tougher matches in AVP tournies (they still win though)
>> Anonymous
Another ace!?
>> Anonymous
FUCK DOWN AGAIN.
>> Anonymous
Rain is cheating.
>> Anonymous
GODDAMIT
>> Anonymous
Did they ever talk about that black shit on Walsh's shoulder? What the hell is that.
>> Anonymous
Brutal spike!
>> Anonymous
Walsh fucking hammers it
>> Anonymous
this is intense
>> Anonymous
MISTY MAY IS THE ONLY HOT CHICK AND SHES LIKE 30+ YEARS OLD
>> Anonymous
Why do all of the Chinese look like men? And the same?

Are there no hot Chinese women? At least every country has a few hot athletes in the Olympics.
>> Anonymous
>>279449
too busy staring at her DFC
>> Anonymous
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>> Anonymous
SCORE!?????
>> Anonymous
>>279449

I think I heard it's something for her muscles.

I could be totally off though.
>> Anonymous
I love slo-mo
>> Anonymous
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>>279457
Lies, Kerri Walsh is a goddess!
>> Anonymous
>>279449

Athletic cure-all tape something.
>> Anonymous
16-15 America
>> Anonymous
damn that chink has a nice ass
>> Anonymous
17-15 AW SHIT
>> Anonymous
17-15!
>> Anonymous
>>279464

17-15 set two after US took set 1.
>> Anonymous
we got you now motherfuckers
>> Anonymous
>>279449
IT'S A SPECIAL TAPE THAT HELPS CIRCULATION AND SHIT LIKE THAT. THEY REPEAT AD NAUSEUM EVERY MAY/WALSH MATCH.
>> Anonymous
YEAH
>> Anonymous
US 1 -0, second game 17-15
>> Anonymous
I can see Misty's nipples :)
>> Anonymous
my tv card is only outputting white noise, i like to imagine its the sound of the rain from the game
>> Anonymous
4 MORE AND YOU'LL BRING HOME THE GOLD.
>> Anonymous
>>279476
Kick ass.
>> Anonymous
chink has a huge bruise lawls
>> Anonymous
damn those chinese bitches look like someone shit in their cereal
>> Anonymous
>>279459
all the hot asian chicks went to thailand

then the vastly effeminate men followed them and got sex changes
>> Anonymous
Chink's arm is hurt. TARGET THE ARM
>> Anonymous
better timed TO

i wouldnt mind seeing the chinese win a set so we can see a third set with the US winning of course
>> Anonymous
MEDICAL TIME OUT?

QUIT STALLING.
>> Anonymous
>>279483
Kick ass.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, rub that arm. Rub that arm good.
>> Anonymous
FUCK MY PACIFIC TIMEZONES.

HAVING TO WAIT DAMN NEAR THREE HOURS AND SHIT.
>> Anonymous
http://www.kinesiotaping.com/
>> Anonymous
We all wish we were rubbing their arms, aren't we?
>> Anonymous
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>>279459
am I hot?
y/n
>> Anonymous
>>279459
Wang Xin.
>> Anonymous
THIS CHINK BITCH SHOULD BE IN SOCCER.
>> Anonymous
lol

A forearm massage will NOT help an injured elbow.
>> Anonymous
what is that chink trying to do here?
>> Anonymous
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YOU WANT HAPPY ENDING???
>> Anonymous
>>279496
fuck that they need to win now
>> Anonymous
USA! JIA YOU! USA! JIA YOU!
XD
>> Anonymous
TWO CONSECUTIVE GOLD MEDALS?!?!
>> Anonymous
my arm hurts take it easy on me
>> Anonymous
>>279449

Chinosomethingorother tape.
>> Anonymous
>>279513
if they lose communist china will rape them. literally, not in the figurative sense of the word rape, actual rape
>> Anonymous
I hate people that fake injuries.

Quit pussing out and play you dumb bitch.
>> Anonymous
FUCKING FAKER
>> Anonymous
18-16 OH SNAP
>> Anonymous
>>279522
Don't blame them. If they lose China will put them into labor camps.
>> Anonymous
instead of slapping each other on the ass, they should give each other camel toes
>> Anonymous
What the FUCK Walsh

srrsly
>> Anonymous
Kerri, goddammit!!!
>> Anonymous
OH. YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING ME? A SERVER ERROR?
>> Anonymous
Should have just kept her ass on the ground like a 8 year old playing midfield in T-ball.
>> Anonymous
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

18-18
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>279544
yeah, an olympic 404
>> Anonymous
"Another block for the 6'3" Wong!"
>> Anonymous
hahhaa chinks thinyk they're smart
>> Anonymous
SHIT YES 20-18 US MOTHERFUCKERS

BE GLAD WE'RE ONLY RAPING YOUR WOMEN IN SPORTS, UNLIKE THE VIETNAM OLYMPICS
>> Anonymous
>>279558
Well played, Good Sir.
>> Anonymous
1 POINT
>> Anonymous
1 more pt
>> Anonymous
SET POINT!
>> Anonymous
1 MORE FUCKING POINT!
>> Anonymous
here we fucking go
>> Anonymous
FUCKING OWNED
>> Anonymous
Finish Her.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH USA
>> Anonymous
USA wins
>> Anonymous
LESBIAN SEX TIME!
>> Anonymous
I CAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH USA!!!!! GOLD!!!!
>> Anonymous
USA USA USA USA USA
>> Anonymous
GAME POINT MATCH BITCHES!
>> Anonymous
Well that was fast.

Looks like we're the best at yet another sport we invented, fags.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH, I LOVE YOU MISTY MAY AND KERRI WALSH!
>> Anonymous
WOOOOOOOOOO GOOO USA
>> Anonymous
Well guys I have to go put something on this chaffing. GG China.
>> Anonymous
>>279582
LOL
>> Anonymous
WOOOOOOOOOOOO

TAKE THAT CHINA
>> Anonymous
USA > CHINA IN SPORTS THAT INVOLVE TEAMWORK

CHINA > USA IN SPORTS THAT REQUIRE BEING AN UNFEELING ROBOT
>> Anonymous
was she showing off to the chinese cheerleaders?
>> Anonymous
Alright guys. Let's be courteous to the losers who are clearly inferior and our bitches.

Good game China ^_^
>> Anonymous
omg i wish i was there for random hugs
>> Anonymous
Chinese Cheerleaders, goddam.
>> Anonymous
It's ok China. There's always next year.

Oh wait...
>> Anonymous
>>279621
FUCK YEAH UNITED WE STAND
>> Anonymous
>>279634
damn thats cold
>> Anon
HO...LEE...SHIT!!!

pleeeeease tell me someone is currently capping Misty dancing like the cheerleaders
>> Anonymous
>>279633
Wait there were cheerleaders in bikinis in the rain for ~40 minutes and no coverage? The Humanity!
>> Anonymous
>>279621
AND THERE GOES THAT FUCKIN TRUTH AND SHIT
>> Anonymous
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this thread is autosaged you dumbasses
>> Anonymous
CUTE NIP GIRL IS CRYING ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>279669
she's american you fuck-fuck
>> Anonymous
>>279662
SO? NOKO MOTHERFUCKER, YOU KNOW IT?
>> Anonymous
>>279672
STILL A NIP BY BLOOD, YOU DUMB FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>279197
>>279197
>>279197
>>279197
>>279197
>>279197
>>279197
>>279197
>>279197
>> Anonymous
she wants my baby, you all heard it
>> Anonymous
Oh wow Misty. "WE NEED TO... team of the future."