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Hello, /sp/. Most of you know my team, but I doubt that you know ME. My name is David Elson, and I'm the head football coach of the Western Kentucky University Hilltoppers (yeah, red drank, ima grip and sip...ha ha ha...you guys crack me up).

This Saturday, I have to take my 'Toppers down to Tuscaloosa to play the Alabama Crimson Tide. We're just a little team trying to make our way into the FBS and have nothing resembling the talent, tradition, and "SEC speed" of the Tide.

So, /sp/, I am turning to you with your vast sports knowledge and almost painfully detailed memories. What would you suggest that I do with the team that I have right now in order to "pull an App State" on 'Bama?
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
The dragon. Unleash it. Or at least tell your QB to do that.
>> Anonymous
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How does I unleash the dragonz? I iz backup comin offa mah bench.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>331911

Look up some videos of Rex Grossman. Also go to /fa/; your hair is hideous.
>> Anonymous
Don't worry. You're playing Alabama.
>> Anonymous
>>331911
Just go on the field and start aiming lasers for fucking Saturn.
>> Anonymous
>>331916
>/fa/
lol faggot
>> Anonymous
>>331916
Sadly, the haircut is all too typical in that part of the country.
>> Anonymous
>>331936
hahaha...same haircut in /fit/
>> Anonymous
Dear Western Kentucky Head Coach,

Just remember, you are playing Alabama and victory will be a sure thing.
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>>331955
So, you are saying...

RED DRANK > Clemson ???
>> Anonymous
>>331968
It is common knowledge.
>> Anonymous
wear Auburn jerseys
>> Anonymous
Good ol' Bowling Green.
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>>331890
Coach Elson...use science! God knows that nobody in Tuscaloosa ever goes to class.
>> I Haet TripFags !!Oo43raDvH61
>>332096
You're talking about Western Kentucky here. You forget that?
>> Anonymous
>>332142
haha i am from central kentucky
those people out west are kinda wierd
but they aren't the rednecks you are thinking of
as most of kentucky is just part of the midwest like ohio and indiana
>> Anonymous
>>332142
I was admittedly trying to put some uproar into the bowels of any Bamafags who might be here. On the other hand, as a native KYfag myself,>>332147is correct. Bowling Green is no Lexington (UK haz classez?) and certainly not "hillbilly country." While WKU is definitely no Harvard, I've known too many people who went there that took their schoolin' seriously enough and then got decent jobs to believe that it's just a glorified community college...you know, like Florida State.