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Hey, so who is this Statt Mairs guy?
>> Anonymous
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I was fucking pissed when we got rid of him. The man was awesome. And he's from my town.

Take good care of him.
>> Anonymous
He'll get taken care of tonight, that's for sure
>> Anonymous
Oldass Canadian whos been on like a dozen teams and likes to swing for the fences.
>> Anonymous
Stairs owns the Dodgers. He's hit like 5 homers in 7 games against us.
>> Anonymous
The Phillies should all pitch in and hire this human ham a L.A. hooker tonight.
>> Anonymous
This man channeled John Kruk tonight. Big ass couch potato lookin' motherfucker just crushed tens of thousands of hearts and souls...

Matt Stairs is your new god...
>> Anonymous
>>403864
butthurt dodgers fan
>> Anonymous
>>403870

Ryan Howard who? All we need is Shane Victorino and Matt Stairs.

Did anyone else hear that they fined Victorino after the game last night for instigating a fight?
>> Anonymous
what fight? the benches barely cleared.
>> Anonymous
>>403871

Actually, I'm a Phillies fan... and I'm not butthurt tonight between the Giants losing and that Phillies win. Awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>403875

That's what I said! I don't get why they fined him! Nothing happened, I thought he handled it really well. Nothing even happened, but he was fined $2,500. Not much, but still.
>> Anonymous
>>403876
OH FUCK! sorry, i messed up there
i meant this guy
>>403834
>> Phillyfag
>>403876


Yes- a very good night. Still wish the Flyers could've won- if it's not one thing it's always another.
>> Anonymous
>>403880

It was handled very well by all. martin kept his cool very well on the field and the umpires did the right thing by NOT ejecting anyone.
>> Anonymous
>>403827
some faggot
>> Anonymous
>>403870
Amen. He smacked that ball like it had disrespected his whole family. Can we get some Matt Stairs "Leave ____ to me" motivators up in here?
>> Anonymous
>>403887

butthurt much?
>> Anonymous
>>403884

Haha... you're such a Philly fan. Me too. Biron has been looking... stale to say the least. I am so impressed by Sbisa though. Do you know anything about the new guy they traded for?
>> Phillyfag
>>403896

Not much other than Hartnell was suspended for headboarding him last year.
>> Anonymous
Fun fact: He wore (I don;t know if he still does) number 24 because of a 2-4 of beer.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>403910
win
>> Anonymous
>>403896

yeah, i'm bummed about the flyers too. i turned on the 3rd period and saw they were losing all the sudden. i was like "WTF IS THIS SHIT?"

better beat the fucking pens tomorrow.
>> Anonymous
fucking matt stairs kill that ball and the L.A fans, holy shit moment.
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>> Anonymous
>>403896
Alberts is supposed to be a big guy that can move up and down the ice.

Biron looked a helluva lot better than he did against the Rangers and was more a victim of defensive breakdowns...and that one knuckle-puck he really had no chance at. Once Stevens figures his defensive pairs, Philadelphia will start winning
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>>403827
>>403827
>> Anonymous
>>403949
Bs fan here. Alberts is a big physical guy on the blue line. Hits will be more frequent from him than say, a well placed poke-check on a 2 on 1... but the guy still knows what he's doing. And for a team that needs D, Alberts should fill the role pretty well.
>> Anonymous
"Matt Stairs is a professional hitter"

-The Blue Jays

P.S. He fucking sucked when he was in Toronto.
>> Anonymous
>>403827
Matt Stairs is your new God.
>> Anonymous
>>404309

His role on the team was to be a sub and hit homers, he did a pretty damn good job.
>> Anonymous
>>404309
Butthurt Jaysfag
>> Anonymous
>>404410
I'm an actual jaysfag, and I hope for the best for Stairsy! He was great.
>> Anonymous
mott starz
>> Anonymous
>>404367
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>>404367
>>404367
>> Anonymous
>>404270
brb... ball is still in orbit
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs Bump
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Stairs in the house.....
>> Anonymous
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Stairs in the house...
>> Anonymous
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Stairs in the house
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Stairs in the motherfucking house bitches
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Matt Stairs: The ball just landed.
>> Anonymous
>>406757
hilarious reactions, but don't miss the guy in the bottom right corner lulz
>> Anonymous
>>406758
The guy with the eyes, or the coach that's just like, "fuck this shit"
>> Anonymous
>>406761
I believe "the coach that's like fuck this shit" is actually Jamie Moyer... and it's probably more along the lines of "Oh sweet Jesus thank god".
>> Anonymous
ARRIVE.
HIT HOMERS.
LEAVE.
>> Anonymous
>>406895
rofl. you're right. i forgot guys bobby cox's age were still playing baseball.
>> Anonymous
arrive
HIT HOMERS
leave