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ITT: Letters to the players who ruined your team's post season stakes.

Dear Jeff Suppan,

Please go back to your restaurant.
>> Anonymous
phillyfag here, how can you say this when corey hart a.k.a sloth is on your team
>> Anonymous
In same boat as OP

Dear Jeff Suppan,

Jason Kendall said he wanted it up- as in out of the goddamned strike zone where there was no way he could get his bat on it, not right down fucking main street a little on the inside where Pat Burrell could murder it.

I'm sure your restaurant is pretty good though.

ALSO

Dear Rickie Weeks,

How the fuck do you make it to the major league level without fully grasping the concept of using the webbing to catch a ball? Please get the fuck off my team
>> Anonymous
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Dear Barry Zito,

Die.
>> Metsfag No. 124968 !q2ZLb2hZmU
>>385070
Agreed, that guy is fucking garbage.
>> Anonymous
>>385057
Cardinalsfag here.
Dear Jeff Suppan,

We want you back. Come home, you'd be the ace here...
>> GOOBERJOOVIES !h1I8KzYeUU
>>385080

I'll give him one more year.

Then he can die.
>> Anonymous
>>385070
>>385079here
agreed. My respect for Corey Hart was at about an 8 at the end of August. Right now it's at about a -63. Fucker went up there free-swinging like a goddamned downs patient
>> Anonymous
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>385095
I don't get this post.

anon help a nigger out.
>> Anonymous
dear mets closers,
please quit baseball
>> Anonymous
Dear Giambi, Melkey, Kennedy, Damon, and Cano

GTFO my Yankees

Abreu, crash into the fucking wall

Mussina, you got your 20 wins, now retire

Hank Steinbrenner (I know, not a player), sell the team to someone who actually knows and cares about the game of baseball
>> Anonymous
>>385092

you ain't kidding. it's like he thought he was a lumberjack out there, hacking at every god damned pitch. honestly if you know you can't hit, at least advance a runner with a bunt.
>> Anonymous
>>385087
Dear Jason Isringhausen,

You blew our awesome start. Fuck you.
We loved you and you blew it.
>> Anonymous
DEAR DAVID WRIGHT

LEARN HOW TO SCORE WITH RISP.

DEAR BULLPEN

LEARN HOW TO GET PEOPLE OUT.

DEAR JOHN MAINE AND OLIVER PEREZ

LEARN HOW TO GO MORE THAN 5 INNINGS

DEAR JERRY MANUEL

LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING BULLPEN

DEAR CARLOS DELGADO

THANKS FOR MAILING IT IN THE FIRST HALF BECAUSE YOU DISLIKED THE MANAGER. FUCKING SPIC
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Dear Robbie Cano,

You hit .240 until September, you fucking faggot! You are supposed to win batting titles you hit .342 and .302 over the past few years and this year you stunk up the fucking place til labor day come back and try not to suck so hard next season.
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Dear Mark Tehan, Alex Gordon, Ryan Shealy, Mitch Maier, and all of our starting pitching,

Please kill yourselves.

Love, Kansas City
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
>>385080
Fuck you.
>> Anonymous
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Dear David Glass,

Fuck you
>> Anonymous
>>385130
Cano would be better than Pedroia if he put as much effort and work into it. much sweeter swing.
>> Anonymous
OP here

dear mark attanasio,

please do the following:

gallardo back in rotation, because that boy has a pinpoint accurate cannon

manny parra back as a starter, but give him some more rest, and get him some incense sticks to chill him the fuck out if he happens to give up back to back hits

mcclung as a closer, flat out. torres is not as sharp as he was.

villanueva as a 7th or 8th inning man routinely

send weeks back down to triple a, and make second base a platoon between gwynn jr. and durham.
>> Anonymous
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Dear Jim Thome,

Suck a dick.

That is all.
>> Anonymous
>>385159

LEAVE JIM THOME ALONE!
>> Anonymous
>>385159
Jeff Kent deserves a dick in his mouth more than Thome
>> Metsfag No. 124968 !q2ZLb2hZmU
Dear David Wright,

Your numbers look great, but I bet your batting average with RISP is unholy. I've never seen someone look so overmatched in clutch situations.

Dear Billy Wagner,

You can the man, but it seems once the pressure is too much, you end up on the DL. Fuck you.

Dear Luis Ayala,

No such thing as an easy inning, is there?

Dear Aaron Heilman,

Stop trying to be a strikeput pitcher. Go back to getting regular outs. Your fastball isn't fooling anyone.

Dear Pedro Feliciano,

Please flat-out refuse to pitch against righties.

Dear Luis Castillo,

Work out, learn to hit a line drive.

Dear Moises Alou,

Way to make every one of the 14 games you played count. Your the only guy I know who can get injured standing in left field for six innings.

Dear John Maine,

110 pitches over 5 innings isn't going to cut it.

Dear Oliver Perez,

Stop walking everyone.

Dear Jerry Manuel,

You should be shot for designated Ayala as closer. You're a fucking moron.

Dear Omar Minaya,

Thank you for not re-signing Chad Bradford, and not making a deal for bullpen help at the trade deadline. You fuckup.

See you all next season,
Metsfag No. 124968
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>>385123
>> Anonymous
Dear Colorado Rockies,

Please kill your owners and spend their money on players.
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
Dear Awfulnso Soriano,

Learn where the god damn strike zone is.

Dear Kosuke Fukushitty,

Die.
>> Anonymous
Dear Every Player on Seattle-based Sports Teams,

Please stop sucking.
>> Anonymous
>>385213
>Kosuke Fukushitty

But he was to be the NL ROY
>> Anonymous
>>385159

Hey dude, back the fuck off Thome, we have no business being in the postseason and you know it. We were supposed to be fucking awful this year, and somehow we're in the playoffs. And of all the people, why Thome? You want him to hit a fucking home run in every at bat? Why not just mad at Carlos Quentin for not drinking more milk, or at Joe Crede for not having less back trouble? Christ, the only time I get mad at our team is when Ozzie thinks it's a good idea to leave a pitcher in after he walks the bases loaded to let him give up that double or home run or what have you.

But big Jim of all people? Jesus fucking christ you may as well go be a Cubs fan, so you can boo at good players if they let you down just once. Yeah, that's real fucking constructive right there.
>> Anonymous
>>385214

what i wouldn't give for ichiro.
>> Anonymous
>>385157
i loved you untill
>send weeks back down to triple a, and make second base a platoon between gwynn jr. and durham.
so have a left handed hitter platoon with a switch hitter, who is shit hitting right handed and shouldn't even be switch?
doesn't make sense. gwynn sucks dick he shouldn't be included with anything about AA. more realistic way to win:
corey hart goes to center (fuck the haters, after this masive failure he'll be cheap and before these past 6 weeks has been great all around)
mat gamel gets brought up and put into left field. braun moves to right.
jj hardy moves to third, alcides escobar gets called up to play short.
gallardo and para will be a great one two punch for a while and bush should be serviceable as a number three pitcher. capuano had back to back tommy johns surgeries so he's not going to come back like people seem to think he will.
make villy the 8th inning man and seth mcclung the 9th.
we need to get two starters and a second baseman and this team has the nl central clinched in august
wow this is a total brewersfag post, i apologize
>> Anonymous
>>Jesus fucking christ you may as well go be a Cubs fan, so you can boo at good players if they let you down just once. Yeah, that's real fucking constructive right there.

100 years: It's the new 'just once.'
>> Anonymous
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Dear Jim Dolan,

I'm sick of being the laughing stock of the NBA.
You have 2 choices:
Sell the Knicks to someone who gives a fuck about basketball.
Kill yourself.
The choice is yours shithead!
>> Anonymous
>>385230

Fukudome hasn't been playing for 100 years. They're like fucking children- something goes wrong but isn't catastrophic and they go yelling at everyone and get so worked up about it that it brings the whole damn tent crashing down.
>> Anonymous
>>385229

i dunno man, gwynn has had some pretty clutch at bats, and is FAST on that basepath. i see what you're getting at, but i still think he should at least be an option.

as for escobar, i think it's a good move to get him out of huntsville, but what's his hitting like? i've only seen a couple of his at bats.
>> Anonymous
Everyone on the Cubs ruined their postseason chances. LOL
>> Anonymous
Dear Dave Dombrowski:

FUCK YOU FOR FUCKIGN UP THE TIGERS FROM 88 WIN SEASONS AND A WORLD SERIES SEASON TO GOIGN BEHIND THE FUCKING ROYALS.

YEAH I BET FUCKING MIGUEL CABRERA's BIG SHIT CONTRACT AND ANYTHING YOU EVERY FUCKING GAVE TO OR FOR EDGAR RENTERIA WAS FUCKING WORTH LOSING FOR HTOSE TWO PIECES OF DOG SHIT.

AT LEAST GARY SHEFFIELD IS FUCKING HALF CRAZY SO HE'S FUN TO WATCH HIM VOW REVENGE FOR EVERYTHING WHILE HE SUCKS.
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>>385256
heck i know i did
>> Anonymous
>>385261

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING TRADING PUDGE FOR THE WORLDS SHITTIEST PITCHER. I MEAN, AT LEAST WHEN YOU TRADE A PLAYER GET SOMETHING THE FUCK OUT OF IT YOU FUCKING RETARD.
>> SSG Posted Here
I would diss someone on the Red Wings, but we won it all :>
However, my Angels have been sucking, so....

Dear K-Rod,
Eat shit and die
Signed,
Everybody
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Dear Packers,

FUCKING STOP WITH THE HOLDING PENALTIES, GOD DAMN. FUCKING INJURIES ALL OVER THE PLACE. HOLY SHIT, RODGERS IS INJURED AND PLAYED, BUT NOOOOOO. HARRIS PULLS A FUCKING CHRIS SIMMS AND EVERYONE ELSE TOOK A GIANT SHIT BECAUSE THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

SERIOUSLY, IT'S THE FUCKING WEAKEST DIVISION IN THE NFL AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE TO TO FUCKING KYLE ORTON. FUCK.

Sincerely,

A disgrunteled Packers fan.
>> Lord of the Idiots !xBU36ZELko
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Dear Tom Hicks,

Fuck you, and your death hold on the Rangers. We have no pitching, yet you refuse to spend any money on improving that. I constantly hear how awesome our farm system is, yet I see you trade them away time and time again. Which leads to more prospects that you trade away, or players that you sign and then trade away. I don't even know if my posting of your name in this thread is even worthy since we never make it the post season. In fact, we usually drop out of contention before the all star break. So to conclude, fuck you.

Love always,

Dallas area sports fan

PS - Please don't fuck up the Stars chance at the cup this year. Seriously, they have a really good shot at winning it. If you feel like you need to tamper with something, go mess with Liverpool or whatever that soccer club is that you bought. I'm sure the Euros are cool with some fat fuck from the US owning their team. God, I hate you. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
>> Anonymous
>>385057
I already made this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>385284

heard he was available.
>> Anonymous
>>385284
hicks fixed the stars by firing armstrong you dumbass. hicks just doesnt give a shit about the rangers, and neither does dallas.
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>>385301

for got pic. dur