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Anonymous
It was a typical Thursday morning at the Roadside Ramada Motel in Scottsdale Arizona. However, that morning, the Ramada had had a not so typical visitor. In town training for the NFL preseason were the Chicago Boars, and their star quarterback Rax Grissman had payed 4 call girls and spot midget a much need visit the night before.
Usually, Rax doesnt hang around placed like this through the morning. He had already had too many incidents with dead hookers to know that it's better to GTFO the night before, just in case. However, that night Rax was so high on roofies and cough syrup to notice that he managed to stay the whole night.
On the way down from his room, he took the elevator, where he ran into a man and a young boy, presumably his son. Rax thought he would take the opportunity to make the kid's day, and maybe give him and his dad an autograph or two.
He said to the boy, "Hey kid, would you like an autograph or football or something? Its not everyday that you get to meet someone as awesome as me!"
The boy looked up at Rax with a blank expression on his face, but did not say anything.
Rax was kind of put off. He snarked at the boy , "Hey, dont you even know who I am? Dont you even know the greatest motherfucking quarterback in the history of the world when you see him?"
The kid merely stared back at him silent and confused.
Rax was not happy. The boy looked to his dad with a troubled look and the man said, "Oh, sir you dont understand, you see-"
Rax cut him off, "Oh no, I see. Your kids a smart ass huh? Now kid Im only gonna ask you one more time, whos the greatest motherfucking quarterback, huh?
Again the boy was silent.
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