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Anonymous
Football = A game where you throw a ball with your hands
Soccer = A game where you kick a ball with your foot

Typical American logic.
>> Britannian Anonymous !4bbKDTSEQc
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Not this shit again...
>> FredtheRed !TPWlrPZQIg
Hi you must be new here. No one cares.
>> Anonymous
>>471056
Is that a man or a woman? I can't tell.
>> Anonymous
Origin:
1890–95; (As)soc(iation football) + -er

1889, socca, later socker (1891), soccer (1895), originally university slang, from a shortened form of Assoc., abbreviation of association in Football Association (as opposed to Rugby football); cf. rugger, but they hardly could have taken the first three letters of Assoc.
>> Anonymous
ASSBALL!
>> Anonymous
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