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Anonymous
Look...

Next year, I want the Toronto Maple Leafs to have a great year on the ice. I want them to at least get a playoff spot and have them go all the way to the Stanley Cup Finals against a relatively new-blood team from the West (preferably the Nashville Predators, Columbus Blue Jackets, or Minnesota Wild). Game 7 will be played in front of 21,000+ fans at the Air Canada Centre, waiting for their Leafs to win their first Cup since 1967. However, the other team will score a game-winner against Toronto in triple overtime, leaving a bunch of rabid Leafs fans in a fit of rage and will rip Toronto to shreds in the biggest sports-related riot Canada's ever seen since Maurice Richard punched out a referee. Buildings will burn. People will die. Windows will shatter. AND IT WILL BE FUN!!!!!

Discuss.
>> Anonymous
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It will never happen. Leafs blow.
>> Anonymous
> I want the Toronto Maple Leafs to have a great year
> Toronto Maple Leafs to have a great year
> to have a great year
> a great year
>> Anonymous
If the cards are played right, that's exactly what will happen during this year's finals in Montreal.
>> Anonymous
>>60073

Difference being...

When a Canadian team goes to the finals, the rest of Canada throws their support for that team...BUT NOT TORONTOFAGS.

Ergo, when Toronto makes it to the finals, the rest of Canada won't give a shit, and are inclined to cheer for the American team. There, I said it.

If Montreal makes it to the finals and loses, no big deal, another "Conference Champion" banner for the rafters, among their many Stanley Cup banners...the last one being in 1993.
>> Anonymous
>>60075
But that would leave the potential for similar riots to break out in various Canadian cities instead of just Toronto. That sounds somewhat more epic.
>> Anonymous
>>60077

Maybe, but the rest of Canada won't be as butthurt if a team other than Toronto loses in the Finals.

Toronto, however, will shit bricks and blow shit up. BECAUSE IT IS THE PASSION THAT UNITES THEM ALL!!11!!1!!!one1!11!!!
>> Anonymous
and afterwards, the Leafs relocate to Las Vegas.