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Skip Bayless says that the stats don't matter, and the 11 point spread of the Cowboys over the Redskins is too much.

And he's right.
>> Anonymous
Skip Bayless is also a fucking retard. What's your point?
>> Anonymous
what the fuck


11 point spread

That's just laughable

The Skins will destroy the brokebacks this sunday
>> Anonymous
Skip Bayless is the biggest troll on ESPN
>> Anonymous
awesome. can i get a recap?
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>>358384

YOU best be trollin'
>> cubsfag
>>358383

Ok, so let's assume stats don't matter and compare the teams position by position.

The boys have a better QB, better receivers, a better tight end, a better o line, a better running game, a better coach, a better defense, and better cheerleaders.

Cowboys win. (I do think 11 is a bit much, probably a 10 point game.)
>> Anonymous
11 points is way too much.

Redskins are an average team, and the Cowboys are a division rival, and those games are always close. I'd take about 7.
>> Anonymous
>>358426

>better QB, better RBs, better TE

Ok, I'll give you those

>Better Receivers

#1's:
Santana Moss - 92 yards/game
Terrell Owens - 64 yards/game

#2:
Antawn Randel El - 49 yards/game
Patrick Crayton - 37 yards/game

>Better Coach

This is Jim Zorn's first coaching job, so you have to wait to judge him, and Wade Phillips is a shitty coach. That team that's together right now was the work of Parcells.

>Better Defense

Both the Skins and Cowboys have let up the same amount of yards/game, the Cowboys have 4 more sacks, but the Skins have more 3 Ints. The cowboys have let up an average of 32 points/game while the Redskins have let up an average of 20.

I agree the cowboys are the better team, but please don't talk out of your ass.
>> Anonymous
skins suck. case closed.
>> cubsfag
>>358443

haha, no.

Moss is not a better receiver than Owens (and I do hate Owens.) neither is Randle El a better receiver than Crayton. The Cowboys have had a tougher schedule than the 'skins so far (2 serious teams compared to one serious team) and some stats reflect that.

Wade Phillips is a fine coach, and his win/loss record (48-42) with the shitty ass teams he coached is respectable at least.

I'm not insulting Zorn's potential, but as you said he's had less experience and is unproven. I'd take Phillips over him right now.

As far as the defense, as I said the Cowboys have played two top 10 offensive teams already this season and the 'skins haven't. The Cowboys simply have a more talented team, even if the 'skins are awful scrappy this year.
>> Anonymous
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YOU ONLY SAYIN THAT CAUSE THE COWBOYS QUARTERBACK IS A MINORITY! IF TONY ROMO WAS WHITE INSTEAD OF HISPANIC YOU WOULD BE KISSING HIS BIG WHITE BOOTY SKIPS AND WHITE MEDIA!
>> Anonymous
as a cowboys fan, the 11 points is too much.
but skinsfags, don't kid yourself the cowboys are the better team right now lol
>>358443
lol@santana moss is better than T.O, randle el is better than crayton though, but the cowboys use witten more like a number 2 receiver anyway
>> Anonymous
The reason the Redskins opponents no longer have top offenses is because they ran into the Redskins defense. Saints and Cardinals all had top offenses going into the game, and they played the Giants.

Better TE? I'd take Chris Cooley over Witten any day.

As far as recievers go... TO might be better then Moss as a #1, but I'd take the group of three (Moss, Randle El, Thomas) over the 'Boys three (TO, Crayton(heh)and who? Hurd?)
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>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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>>358663

Cooley over Witten everyday?

LOL, sign em up guys, the best GM in the history of the universe is here, I bet he's gone 9-7 before in a full season in madden, that's a winner in my book yo
>> Anonymous
>>358663
>Cooley over Witten
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>> Anonymous
>>358405

I like to think of Stephen A. Smith more as being half retarded who only has that job because he's an outspoken nigger than a troll, actually.
>> Anonymous
Witten>Cooley slightly

The greatskins will expose the fagboys as the joke team they are

lol superbowl hopes
enjoy your 13 years without a playoff win
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hey guys
>> Anonymous
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>>358702
When was the last time the Skins did anything important?
>> Anonymous
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LOL

ITT Redskin virgins butthurt because Cowboys better than them in every category.
>> Anonymous
>>358663

I'd take Stanbach over Randel El.

>>358443

You're fucking retarded. That's not Parcells work in any way, shape, or form.

BARBIE CARPENTER RIDIN THE BENCH LOL. < Parcells' boy right? k.

Owens > Moss. 20 yards reception average. 3 TDs in 10 catchs, lolwut?

Wow, Skins have played the Giants, NO, and Arizona?

LOL. Cleveland could beat NO and AZ if they put Quinn in.
>> Anonymous
>>358702

Slightly?

You must like Cooley's penis.

You and the other fucker who thinks Cooley is better than Witten.
>> Anonymous
Yep, I would take Cooley over Witten. He puts up similiar numbers in a worse offense. He brings a lot of intangibles to the team, and they are pretty similiar. As far as I see it, they are almost the same player, so it's just a matter of preference.

As far as Madden goes, has nothing to do with real life brother. Typical cowfag, thinking that shit matters. Just like the cowgirls had what, 13 pro-bowlers last year? They have fantastic stats in Madden, but that shit didn't let them win a playoff game.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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>>358702

Witten over Cooley slightly?

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>> Anonymous
When did the Redskins do something important?
2006 when they won a playoff game. Last time Dallas did that? 1996. That's only 10 years right?
>> Anonymous
>>358708

They've been able to do something the girls haven't in the last 12 years


Win a playoff game

lol chokemo

Have fun being the favorites every year only to choke when it matters
>> cubsfag
>>358725

2007:

Jason Witten: 1145 Yards, 96 receptions, 7 touchdowns

Chris Cooley : 786 yards, 66 receptions, 8 touchdowns


Similiar in what way exactly? They play the same position?

And for the TD's, if Witten was playing on an offense that had trouble getting it into the endzone, he would have had 10. Cooley was one of the ONLY options the 'skins had.
>> Anonymous
lol foreskin fans, just jealous of dallas like always, haha.
>> Anonymous
I watch first take because Bayless is in it. He is just one giant troll that is paid to troll the "normal" espn fapjack thinking
>> Anonymous
>>358725
are you trolling? or are you seriously this retarded? i honestly can't tell right now
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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>>358725

What kind of drugs do they put in the water to make you Redskin fans so delusional?

"As far as I see it they are almost the same player?" When you talk to people about football do they ever snicker and you wonder why?

The fact that you think I was talking about madden in a positive light leads me to believe you have horrible comprehension skills, I will forgive you though, I am sure it's not your fault that you are retarded.
>> Anonymous
Fagskin fans make me lol

Shut up, your the bitch of the NFC East. Wait your turn for an anal-pounding dallas cowboys style
>> Anonymous
>>358726

Why so serious?
>> Anonymous
>>358740

Sweet, I heard the fagskins won 5 superbowls...oh wait my bad.
>> Anonymous
Actually, to make the game even, they need to make all the dallas players tie a hand behind their back.
>> Anonymous
>>358762
But when January rolls around and your dick shrinks you get fucked by real teams
>> Anonymous
>>358766

By losing in the 1st round of the playoffs, you really showed me, rofl.
Lol @ failskin fans
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lol girls

have fun getting sweeped this year
>> Anonymous
>>358769

Losing in the playoffs...

Hm.. isn't Dallas familiar with that

lol fagboys
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>>358663
Witten may not know what to do with the ball when he catches it, but it's safe to say his cock is bigger than Cooley's.
>> Anonymous
>>358780

Sorry, can't hear you all the way up here in the #1 slot in the NFL

Aren't you that team thats in last place of the NFC East?
>> Anonymous
>>358790
>#1 slot in the NFL
lol o wow
>> Anonymous
>>358780
sorry can't hear you up here on top of the league, don't you have some mourning to do or something?
>> Anonymous
I think what I like most about Tony Romo is his leadership--especially in those all-important playoff games. He gets it done when it matters most.
>> Anonymous
Cowboys 35
Foreskins 10
>> Anonymous
skip bayless is a mutant pig fucko, whom I hate with all my heart.
>> Anonymous
It's not high enough. I'd give the Cowboys at least 13 points over the Skins.
>> Anonymous
SKIP BAYLESS IS THE NANCY GRACE OF ESPN
>> Anonymous
>>358790


Actually no I'm not the Eagles

Try again fag
>> Anonymous
>>358799

Sorry, you need to speak up, I can't hear your shitty team from all the way up here in the #1 place.
>> Anonymous
Yeah