File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Continuing from>>10998

Teach me how to be a FCS team.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to win a super bowl.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to get another 1000 yards season.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to go undefeated.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to make a comeback.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to play in the playoffs and not make myself look like a jackass.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
teach me how to slow down
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
teach me how to make the Texans organization to look stupid for not picking me.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to wear HANS device
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to get better uniforms.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to go to the west.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to hang up the goddamned phone.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to put on a helmet.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>12096
'K, LOL
>> thetruth !!aGXBnMVTlN3
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to not be a child molester.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me to stay alive
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to go back to the Super Bowl.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
teach me how to not choke
>> Anonymous
>>11203
Teach me not to marry whores
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
teach me how to save franchises
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to get on the field.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>12152
Me too ;_;
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
teach me how to not commit purgery
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>12152
You have two options.

1. kill Brett Favre

2. Wait five more years
>> Anonymous
>>12160
perjury fag
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>12152
You'll get your chance when I retire... in 2047!
>> Anonymous
>>12164
AND STARTING AT QUARTERBACK FOR THE GREEN BAY PACKERS... #4, MECHA-FAVRE!!
>> Anonymous
>>12166
epic shoop needed
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to beat Pistons, Bulls and the Lakers.
>> Anonymous
>>12384
I want to fuck his sister so bad
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
teach me how to wear a condom.
>> Anonymous
wow, nobody else noticed the fail in op's post?
FBS > FCS
>> Anonymous
>>12388
So you want to fuck Reggie with a wig?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Teach me how to feed my family
>> Anonymous
>>12427
fucking /thread.
>> Anonymous
>>12407
maybe op was trying to spell beat.