He would be a 100% cooler if he were a cocky dickwad.
Jesus christ look at that body.I think I might have just become GAY.
he's not cocky because he used to be a shitty athlete. I taught him how to swim. he played on my little league team and would be benched most of the time. he just ate cheetos all game. true story.
>>245779Everyone is gay for Phelps.
>>245779It's bound to happen sooner or later....he got to me.
>>245781Prove it.
>>245779>>245784>>245786We're all animals. Understand your desires.I'd fuck him.
>>245781I don't believe you.
i fucking love him. we're getting married.
I wish I was on the same swim team as him. Tell me you wouldn't sneak a peek.
>>245819I'd grab his dick, personally.
No, it wouldn't. I'd hate his guts.I like him how he is.. he's chill and a good guy. Cant have a better personality than that.
>>245826It's all for show.When alone he wraps his 11 gold medals around him and jerks off, while spitting on the French.
even phelps is gay for phelps
>>245845he can self-suck
>>245845DAYYYYYUUUUUM
>>245845shit dude that isn't even erectgoddamn
>>245877Spandex pants...? My 5 inch long erect cock would look about the same size.
>>245845i came
I've heard he is though.