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Rax Grissman
>> Anonymous
Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
>> Anonymous
>>194392
Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.
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>>194393
Fuck yes KSK
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thread fucking delivers
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>>194396
I'm a Riversfag, but holy fuck that shit is hilarious.
>> Anonymous
Get the fucking punt team off the field. 4th and long my arm is going to get the job done.
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>>194402
i lol'd my face off
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>>194411
>>194475
you guys must be new here. Welcome, stay active.
>> Anonymous
cool story brah
>> Anonymous
>>194402
> 20070911-sex%20cannon.jpg
>sex%20cannon.jpg
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>sex cannon

lol
>> Anonymous
Grossman’s Gunslinger attitude is illustrated in his desire to throw long passes, similar to his youth idol, Brett Favre. During the 2006 season, Grossman had an above average completion rate when throwing passes worth twenty or more yards, but struggled to complete shorter passes. This attitude attributed to Grossman’s inconsistent play. During week twelve of the 2006 season, Grossman threw a game-ending interception while attempting a deep pass to Rashied Davis. However, during the divisional game in the 2006 playoffs, he threw a 68-yard touchdown pass to Berrian on the opening play of the Bears’ second drive.

Additionally, Grossman’s ability to elude pursuers and scramble has significantly decreased since his season ending leg injury in 2004. Although he only played three games in 2004, Grossman amassed more rushing yards than he did in sixteen games in 2006. However, he showed his potential to scramble during a game against the St. Louis Rams, after he converted a third and long with a twenty-two yard run. Though the run was the longest of Grossman’s career, it only gave him five net yards for the season at that point.
>> Anonymous
Rex been going deep since high school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDjWGDjnDCo
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTcmoDbj3aM
>> Anonymous
More Sexy Rexy antics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCu8n4eo63I
>> Anonymous
even in madden

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxvWriAQGfc
>> Anonymous
Okay which of you faggots did this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTcmoDbj3aM
>> Anonymous
In Madden Rex Grossman throwing power is 101
>> Anonymous
>>194526
>>194531
>>194532
>>194537
>>194540

What is this new faggotry?
>> Anonymous
LOL, I wanna see Sexy Rexy in the CFL, he would be Godlike.
>> Anonymous
wow sage this newfag shit
>> Anonymous
Peyton > Rex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXy9t9v9LzY
>> Anonymous
bump for rax > uefa
>> Anonymous
SAGED FOR NEWFAG HOCKGAY. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.
>> Anonymous
So I’m asking for your help. Are you a Bears a fan? Do you have season tickets? Are you attending a Bears game anywhere this year? Then I want to see a visible sign that you are a member of my Sexy Army. Bring signs. Hold them up. Make sure they say shit like:

-SEX CANNON
-REX IS THROWING IT DOWNFIELD
-DUMPOFF PASSES ARE FOR H—S
-REX UNLEASHES THE DRAGON
-SEXY REXY HAS THE DRAGON.
-REX IS IN THE SEXY BUSINESS.

Or get creative. I don’t care. I’m not a writer. I’m a fucker. Take pictures of your signage in the lot or at the stadium and send them to the lazy douches here at KSK. You’ll get your pics posted and you’ll get a free Sex Cannon t-shirt, a $2.50 value. If you manage to get your sign on live television, you’ll get two free t-shirts and a free fingerbanging, courtesy of yours truly.
>> Anonymous
>>196111

age for wrong sport and because your a fag