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10-6 bitches
BOOK IT.
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W Arizona 04:15 PM Monster Park
W at Seattle 04:05 PM Qwest Field
W Detroit 04:05 PM Monster Park
W at New_Orleans 01:00 PM Louisiana Superdome
L New_England 04:15 PM Monster Park
L Philadelphia 04:15 PM Monster Park
L at NY_Giants 01:00 PM Giants Stadium
W Seattle 04:15 PM Monster Park
9 Bye
L at Arizona 08:30 PM University of Phoenix Stadium
W St._Louis 04:05 PM Monster Park
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>> Anonymous
i appreciate your respect for the nfc east, but i still think seattle and st louis (when healthy) have your number
>> Anonymous
>>233168
not with Martz in the lab cookin

seattle defense = OVERRATED
stl = former Martz team OWNAGE
>> Anonymous
>>233168

>st louis

you mean the only team in the division worse than the niners last year?

OP, change your 2 W's against Seattle to L's, and I can see that, 8-8 sounds realistic.

in b4 gb2bed, alex
>> Anonymous
>>233174
Who is gonna score TD's for Seattle? Julius jones? gaaaarbage
>> Anonymous
they wont beat New Orleans
>> Anonymous
>>233187
YOU BEST BE TROLLIN NIGGER
>> Anonymous
You guys are all over looking one team here, the Lions. They will beat the 49ers. I know what some of you are going to say..."Frank Gore blah blah blah". That was last season, this season is the year of the Lion.
>> Anonymous
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>>233197
hahaha MOTT MOLLON
>> Anonymous
>>233197
>>233197
do you even have a coach?
or an offensive line?
>> Anonymous
49er offense:

Three & out.
>> Anonymous
Don't worry about Millan. I "took care" of him a few nights ago so he's not running the Lions anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>233184

Bobby Engram and Nate Burleson provide decent receiving threats.

They won the division last year without a decent RB and Deion Branch. They have both of those now. Seattle is a better team than last year.

I'm a niner fan too, i'm just not a misinformed faggot like you.
>> Anonymous
We don't need a offensive line or a coach. Two words: AWESOME RECEIVERS.
>> Anonymous
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i will make the santa clara 49ers finally respectable.
>> Anonymous
>>233204
Mike Martz offense:

greatest show on grass
>> Anonymous
>>233207

nate and walt will lock those bitches down. also don't sleep on Reggie Smith. THAT NIGGER CAN BALL
>> Anonymous
>>233222
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z39vl8kH_M
>> Anonymous
They're going to split with seattle at best, and they're not going to beat new orleans. 8-8 if everyone stays healthy.
>> Anonymous
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i am BOLD. i am FIERCE. i practice my glare every night in front of the mirror so people think i know what i'm doing.

"look at that guy," they say, "now that's someone in charge. THAT's someone who has his team headed in the right direction."

just keeping squinting, i tell myself. focus on a blade of grass. look how shiny that blade is. just keep that brow furled, eyes steely, countenance frozen. wow that's a fresh cut. i should hire the turf guy to do my lawn.

just keep staring, until the clock hits zero. they'll never know how incompetent you really are. you have them all fooled.
>> Anonymous
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i am BOLD. i am FIERCE. i practice my glare every night in front of the mirror so people think i know what i'm doing.

"look at that guy," they say, "now that's someone in charge. THAT's someone who has his country headed in the right direction."

just keeping squinting, i tell myself. focus on a blade of grass. look how shiny that blade is. just keep that brow furled, eyes steely, countenance frozen. wow that's a fresh cut. i should hire the turf guy to do my lawn.

just keep staring, until 8 years are over. they'll never know how incompetent you really are. you have them all fooled.
>> Anonymous
>>233229

I LOL'D!
>> Anonymous
>>233229

Mike Nolan is the only coach that wears a suit to every home game. He could lead his team to 0-16 every year and i would still love him.
>> Anonymous
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This is now a Dolphins Threat

W SEPT. 7 NEW YORK JETS
W Sept. 14 at Arizona Cardinals
L Sept. 21 at New England Patriots
SEPT. 28 BYE WEEKEND
L OCT. 5 SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
L Oct. 12 at Houston Texans
W OCT. 19 BALTIMORE RAVENS
W OCT. 26 BUFFALO BILLS
L Nov. 2 at Denver Broncos
W NOV. 9 SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
W NOV. 16 OAKLAND RAIDERS
L NOV. 23 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
L Nov. 30 at St. Louis Rams
W Dec. 7 at Buffalo Bills (Toronto)
W DEC. 14 SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
W Dec. 21 at Kansas City Chiefs
W Dec. 28 at New York Jets

11-5 hell yeah!
>> Anonymous
>>233250
har!
>> Anonymous
ITT: we talk about teams who will be lucky to finish above .500
>> Anonymous
>>233256
fuck you pats fag

18-1
>> Anonymous
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sometimes i have to remind myself to move my lips. mouth a few expletives. complain about the refs. shit like that. sometimes i might even throw in a scowl, or grit my teeth. that reminds me, i have to go to the dentist. tooth decay is some serious shit.

every now and then i'll throw in a manly grimace. the media likes it when you show a little fire, a little emotion. maybe i'll pat a few players on the butt as they come off the field. that is, if they're still on the field.

because sometimes the game will end and i'll be caught there, all alone, staring at 50 yard line, wondering how they get the lines so nice and straight. some nights i'll be at the dinner table and spend hours glaring at the silverware. or i'll jump in the jacuzzi and not realize i'm still wearing my suit. my wife tells me i occasionally do fist pumps in my sleep.

i tell her it's all part of the show. it's hard work to maintain an image. but image is what keeps me employed. keeps food on the table. image is what makes me a winner.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Hey Mike, don't worry, I'm a genius! A GENIUS. I was at the grocery store yesterday, and I found eight hall of fame quarterbacks in the produce aisle alone! we'll start three of them with seven wide receivers and a cardboard cutout of a F15. the defenses won't know what hit 'em. YIPPIDDITY DABBITY DOO I'M A GENIUS!!!!
>> Anonymous
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Whoops I dropped all these Super Bowl trophies
>> Anonymous
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this shit would've never happened on my watch.
>> Anonymous
>>233302
Rookie WR cardboard cutout of a F15 continuing to catch on

Is it too early to proclaim a camp sensation?

cardboard cutout of a F15 continues to raise eyebrows during 49ers camp, looking far better than his sixth-round draft status would suggest.

The rookie receiver did it again Monday in Napa, and this time there was extra reason to underline his performance with a highlight pen:

1. cardboard cutout did it against the Raiders in a semi-competitive practice

2. cardboard cutout did it while working with the starting unit.

Isaac Bruce had a scheduled day of rest and Bryant Johnson suffered a hamstring injury.
That opened the door for the rookie — and he ran right through it. cardboard cutout of a F15's day caught the attention of no less an authority than Mike Martz.

Asked if any players stood out, Martz didn’t hesitate.

“cardboard cutout of a F15,’’ the offensive coordinator replied.

cardboard cutout has drawn Martz’s ire at times early in camp. But the kid is clearly getting the hang of it. During 7-on-7 drills against the Raiders on Monday, he torched defensive back Darrick Brown and hauled in a long pass from J.T. O’Sullivan.

How good was his route running on the play? Receivers coach Jerry Sullivan, known for being impossible to please, walked over and shook cutout of a F15’s hand on the spot.

“We’ve been very happy with cardboard cutout of a F15all year,’’ Martz said. “cardboard cutout really today did some nice things. He still makes mistakes and does some things you don’t like, but he’s made really good progress.”

cutout of a F15 is physical, at 6-foot, 219 pounds. But he has good speed and a fluid stride. He led an offensively-challenged Virginia Tech team last year with 46 catches for 552 yards (12.0 average) and five touchdowns.

“He’s come remarkably far from where he was when he came here. … We put him in that first group now and he did a nice job.”
>> Anonymous
>W at New_Orleans

lolwut
>> Anonymous
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jesus Nolan sucks
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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>entire thread
>> Anonymous
Yeah, Mike Nolan is the coolest coach in the NFL. He can replace Jim Zorn anyday.
>> Anonymous
>>233341

Wow, sure is different from the days of Jerry Rice.
>> Anonymous
>>233341
best NFL gif evar
>> sayain zubas
>>233197
talk to us when your older than 13, ok kid?
>> Anonymous
Oops, looks like you accidentally had the 49ers winning AT seattle. DO NOT fuck with the 12th man
>> Anonymous
I'm a Packers fan in niners territory. Wow. I gotta hand it to you Ninerfags, I have never seen so much misplaced optimism in my life. The Niners made all the big moves last year and guess what? They still suck! A long as Smith is thee Starting Niners QB, you really do not have a chance at success.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
L Arizona 04:15 PM Monster Park
L at Seattle 04:05 PM Qwest Field
L Detroit 04:05 PM Monster Park
L at New_Orleans 01:00 PM Louisiana Superdome
L New_England 04:15 PM Monster Park
L Philadelphia 04:15 PM Monster Park
L at NY_Giants 01:00 PM Giants Stadium
W Seattle 04:15 PM Monster Park
9 Bye
L at Arizona 08:30 PM University of Phoenix Stadium
L St._Louis 04:05 PM Monster Park
L at Dallas 01:00 PM Texas Stadium
L at Buffalo 01:00 PM Ralph Wilson Stadium
L NY_Jets 04:05 PM Monster Park
L at Miami 01:00 PM Dolphin Stadium
L at St._Louis 01:00 PM Edward Jones Dome
L Washington 04:15 PM Monster Park

I see 1-15
>> Anonymous
>>233585
martz made kitna look like marino. i think smith has a chance.
>> Anonymous
>>233585
wat. most niner fans hate this regime, despise smith and nolan, and are nothing but pessimistic about this team's chances. granted, we're a little spoiled having owned an entire decade and a half, but the patience of niner fan is very thin.
>> Anonymous
W Arizona
W at Seattle
W Detroit
L at New Orleans
L New England
W Philadelphia
L at NY Giants
L Seattle
9 Bye
W at Arizona
W St._Louis
W at Dallas
W at Buffalo
W NY Jets
W at Miami
W at St._Louis
L Washington

11-5 Suck on my nuts Slay-tuh!
>> Anonymous
>>233629
retarded. no reason to expect them to lose against seattle at home and then win in the toughest stadium for a road team to play in.
>> Anonymous
>>233614

Could have continued it with Jeff Garcia but you fucks had to get rid of him.

Look what happened. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. Alex Smith. That's what happened.

>>233585

>Packer fan in Niner Territory

Did it hurt jumping on the bandwagon?
>> Anonymous
>>233212

In that case,

1st down= Incomplete pass.
2nd down= Incomplete pass.
3rd down= Incomplete pass.
4th down= Punt.

Of course with some sacks here and there.