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Anonymous
TAKE THAT DETROITFAGS!
>> Anonymous
Oh no, we're leading the series and proved we can win in Mellon Arena! Whatever the fuck shall we do!
>> Anonymous
Pens outplayed the Wings all night, finally Osgood failed for the last time.
>> Anonymous
>>132274
in during bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>> Anonymous
EPIC FAIL 55 MISSED SHOTS
>> Anonymous
>>132284
What BAWWWWW? Do the fucking math, Detroit are up in the series.
>> Anonymous
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this thread is now about the toronto maple leafs
>> Anonymous
>>132278

outplayed wut
>> Anonymous
>>132292
Detroit, Toronto. Same shit, different city.
>> Anonymous
Just delaying the inevitable...
>> Anonymous
>>132278
HAHAHAHAHA OH WOW

Wings dominated the entire OT. Osgood just blows.
>> Anonymous
>>132291
you fucking bawwwwwwwing and being butthurt because you thought it was over tonight.

IT AINT OVER FUCKTIT.

<3
>> Anonymous
The Penguins still will probably lose, but at least they made a series out of it.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>132278
Are you shitting me? The Pens did not deserve to even get the first overtime.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Wingsfags bitch and whine.
>> Anonymous
>>132310
Someone's bitter. If anything the Wings didn't deserve to get to OT, lucky 3rd period was lucky.
>> Anonymous
>>132310here
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>132293
>>132303
>>132310

Your shitty team missed 55 shots. If that's not epic fail, there's no such thing.

Penguins were stopping all their shots and beating them up all over the ice.
>> Anonymous
>>132305
Fine with me, watching the Wings win as the souls of 17000 bandwagoning Jets-whiteout-stealing faggots being crushed will be far more satisfying
>> Anonymous
Red Wings sweep in six.
>> Anonymous
>>132326
55 shots? More like a third of them never went near the goalie. Fuck, the score keeper needs to have their eyes checked. Pens get 4 or 5 shots on goal (re: the goalie has to stop them, or they're in), none of them count. Wings put the puck across the crease once, and they're up 3 shots or something stupid like that.
>> Anonymous
>>132337
Yeah, and you were probably one of the idiots who said sweep in four, and sweep in five.

Honestly, after 5, going to 6, i'd hardly call it a sweep, you fag.
>> Anonymous
>>132330
At least white looks better than that orange shit Philly tried
>> Anonymous
Even if Detroit still wins the series at least this cup final wasn't a total stinker after last years finals. Last years finals were so bad it almost made me rage.

The year previous was awesome though. Edmonton and Carolina in game 7. That shit was intense.
>> Anonymous
>>132343
>I AM PENSFAG HEAR ME GLOAT
>> Anonymous
Surprised that Detroit lost that one, between Stall coughing up the puck every 5 seconds and the defense acting like retards.
>> Anonymous
>>132350
even if pens do lose, it's not a sweep, you butthurt bawwwwwwwwwwwwwing wingsfag
>> Anonymous
>>132346
I'm still surprised it was a sweep without Roloson.
>> Anonymous
>>132355
NEWFAG ALERT
>> Anonymous
>>132355
Are there spoiler tags on /sp/?
Because I really want to tell you that x Sweeps in X is a meme.
>> Anonymous
LURK MOAR YOU FUCKING RETARDS

SWEEP IN SIX
>> Anonymous
Penguins own.
Detroit sucks.

In b4 more bawwwwwwwing

/thread
>> Anonymous
Pensfags can't seem to understand the concept of basic math. Here's a refresher course

3 > 2.

Let's recap.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH PENGUINS!
>> Anonymous
Penguins are the best.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>132388

Only someone whose butt tastes like hurt would say something like this.
>> noko
Wingsfag here, or should I say former wingsfag here.

I am severely FUCKING butthurt right now, /sp/ has no idea.

Detroit's "effort" tonight was a complete failure. I'm going to branch out here and say that this was the worst Red Wings playoff game I've ever seen. It was filled with so much failure from the time the puck was dropped to the moment Pittsburgh scored that overtime goal.

The wings turned over pucks consistently, their passes were sloppy, they failed to play their traditional puck possession play style, failed to clear the puck out of the defensive zone correctly (34 FUCKING SECONDS LEFT), and committed penalties that weren't needed (thanks "Happy Shitforbrains" Hudler)

I don't like the Penguins at all, and I hate Cindy, but I have to say, they deserved to win game 5.

Well played Pittsburgh, well played.
>> Anonymous
>>132397
>Only someone who actually knows the facts at hand would say something like this.
>> Anonymous
Former Wingsfag here. I'll never root for this shitty team again.
>> Anonymous
I'm with you man. The Wings played like dogshit, the Pens completely outclassed us tonight.
>> Anonymous
>>132388
that's weird, i thought it took 4 games to win the cup....
>> Anonymous
Former wingsfags?

Jesus. Bunch of whiney bitches in HOCKEYTOWN tonight.

Grow up and learn to deal with your team losing.
>> Anonymous
That wingsfag that got the penalty in the end must be getting what what in the butt by the rest of the wings in the locker room.

lol go pens!
>> Anonymous
>>132398
>>132403
>>132404
In b4 OMG I LOVE THE WINGS if they win the cup.
>> Anonymous
>>132398
>>132403

sure smells like bandwagon in here
>> Anonymous
hahahahaha - maybe next time you should take 300 shot on goal detroit
>> Anonymous
The Penguins really didn't deserve to win that game if you're assigning a W based upon who "dominated". The Pens floundered in their own zone. They routinely were whiffing at chances to clear the puck, Detroit was constantly pressing them with a forecheck, and they could never gain their own blue line. They very rarely looked as though they had puck possession and I think the shots total shows that.
>> Anonymous
>>132412
Shots don't mean shit, both sides know this.
Both sides also know most of Detroit's shots were pretty bad
>> Anonymous
donley smells liek doody
>> Anonymous
Detroit fan here, saying Detroit deserved to lose this game. 34 seconds. 34 seconds and they fucking blew it. Honestly, they couldn't keep it together for 34 seconds?

I do recognize that Detroit failed, and lost the game. However, The only saving grace the Pens had was Fluery, great goaltender, IMO.
>> Anonymous
>>132413
being a pens fan, the pens could not move the puck through the neutral zone the whole damn series. there's been quite a few games during the regular season the pens have won being outshot, but this dump and chase shit isn't working.
>> Anonymous
>>132262
I’ve got another confession to make
I’m your fool
Everyone’s got their chains to break
Holdin’ you

Were you born to resist or be abused?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
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>> Anonymous
>>132419

I'm with you. Do you see the way in which Detroit makes crisp passes halfway across the rink? It always seems like they're either attacking the net or causing enough havoc with the Pens stickhandlers to generate offense from turnovers.
>> Anonymous
honestly pittsburg played worse than detroit, its just that fuckig fleury stopped everything
>> Anonymous
>>132398

Are you serious right now? You don't deserve to be a Wings fan if you're going to baww about losing one game. And we were committing a shitload of penalties? More like the refs were fucking retarded and calling shit on us for nothing, like getting pushed into the goal by a Pens player? Yeah, we should totally get a penalty for that. But the Pens are slashing, hooking and tripping? Oh no, lets not give them a penalty, Cindy Crosby might cry.

Fleury kicked ass, I will give him that, but the Wings are gonna win it in game six.
>> Anonymous
pens got outplayed, they had turnovers all night, and weren't willing to dump and chase. Detriot has more shots and scoring chances. Osgood was shit tonight.

Their big guns are failing to work in harmony with each other. (crosby is cooling off as the series goes on, malkin is terrible, skyora, hossa didn't show up in games 1, 2) If they all show up, they'll easily beat the wings. (assuming Osgood keeps his shit together)

Until then, wings in 6.
>> Anonymous
>>132278

I'm sorry, what? No, Penguins won on sheer dumb luck... Red Wings dominated every minute of that OT... Pittsburgh looked like little kids playing with the big boys. I'm sure the Red Wings will be enjoying the tears of the bandwagoing Pens fans when they win in Pitt.
>> Anonymous
Wings were playing hard and fast the entire goddamn game, and for the most part, the Penguins' defense was an absolute joke. Fleury was a beast, though.

Penalties were bullshit. If they hadn't gotten that last one, Wings would've won. At that point, it was just a matter of Fleury getting tired.

Osgood was pretty badass in overtime for the most part, but Jesus Christ, THIRTY FOUR SECONDS.
>> Anonymous
>>132598
you can blame the defense for that one, despite how dominating we've been. No one was there to cover talbot, and we couldn't get it out of the zone worth shit.
>> Anonymous
LOL @ can't clinch at home
>> Anonymous
Wings are never going to live this down.
3OT failure to clinch
Fucking epic.
>> Anonymous
In after bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwing wings fags
>> Anonymous
>>132403
>>132408
>>132410
>>132411
>>132623
>>132636
>>132679

CB, go to bed.
>> Anonymous
>>132824
holy shit he stayed up just to post to himself lol
>> Anonymous
>>132326
Wings played like shit, but STILL managed 55 shots on goal?

Pens are fucked. All you've got is "at least it's not a sweep".

Way to not even win one game convincingly, you faggot.

4-0
>> Anonymous
>>132278

Dunno what game you were watching, but im pretty sure Detroit spent 12 mins in the begining of the 3rd in Pittsburgh zone. And i think they recorded 1 shot after 14 mins in the 3rd
>> Anonymous
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Posting a homo in a homo thread.
>> Anonymous
You wingsfags are in for it tonight.

Go pens.
>> Anonymous
delicious wingsfag tears are delicious
>> Anonymous
>>132580
>bandwagon bandwagon luck luck bandwagon
>> Anonymous
>>132403
>>132401
>>132398
>>132418
Same Pensfag

By the way, any Pens fan who thinks their team dominated last night is a fucking blind homer bandwagoner. Also, I'm an Avs fag.
Inb4 yer team got raped
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
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>>133701
>>133701
>> Anonymous
>>133703

Now he gloats, after you bowing out?

Get out of here fairweather faggot.
>> Anonymous
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>>133703
If one goal is your defense that your team did well, then I can combat that argument.
>> Anonymous
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>>133714
Also.
>> Anonymous
>OP here,

http://www.outwar.com/rec/mystikal
sign up and play if you want to join the new 4chan movement
>> Anonymous
just a bump in the road, wings have shaped up this season in the like of the old cup runs. enjoy your victory.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>133718

Returned to the game without missing a shift.

Refuses to wear a visor.

MALONE IS ALL THAT IS MAN.
>> Anonymous
>>133750

Because HE IS THE FIRST HOCKEY PLAYER TO EVER DO THAT!
>> Anonymous
>>133750
which you are far from you fairweather faggot
>> Anonymous
Detroit has always had one problem, they do amazing in the regular season and then choke in the playoffs. But when they don't choke early on they generally score a win. Just how it goes.
>> Anonymous
>>132409
Now that you have insulted Zetterberg, god only knows Chelios stalks you.
Enjoi your asskicking from the oldest player in the league.
>> Anonymous
>>133807
o rly? typical biased analysis
>> Anonymous
Pens fucking sucked. It was all luck

if anything the pens golie (flury?) was the reason they won. He had some great fucking saves.

but hell. Wings are in the best place right now.

They can blow this game and come back and win it in 7. Not saying they will. But they have some room to rest.
>> Anonymous
>>133815
Chelios is out for this series, bone chip in his leg.
>> Anonymous
>>133864

Fuck.
>> Anonymous
Wings acted like they won after they scored the 3rd goal, started to play more defensive, and couldn't get the puck out of their own zone nearly as well as they should have.

And it lost them the game.
>> Anonymous
>>134053
That sounds like the way the Pens played all but 10 minutes of the entire game.
>> Anonymous
Pens defensive strategy is to collapse (at least) 4 people inside the faceoff circles with maybe one guy going into the corners to crosscheck Holmstrom or Frazen in the back to keep them away from the net, relying on Fleury to handle each and every perimeter slapshot, hoping the forest of Pens around the goal deflect the puck wide instead of careening it into the goal.

From there it is Hossa's, Crosby's or Sykora's near-solitary responsibility to carry the puck up the ice, usually resulting in a dump-and-chase but sometimes resulting in an even-odd rush at the net, which is never successful because the Pens suck at puck control.

From there the goal is to pester the Detroit defensemen into making an own-zone turnover with Roberts, Malone and other goons, which, depending on how many chickens have been sacrificed pregame, often winds up in the back of the Detroit net.
>> Anonymous
>>134081
this is a magnificent analysis
>> Anonymous
>>134081

qft, most definitely
>> Anonymous
>>134081
A slight correction, but you forgot the Pens' strategy of having the refs call every Red Wing who takes a puck near the crease for goalie interference, and the strategy of 3 Pens grabbing this player after the play and shoving the butt end of a stick under his chin.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>134140
>> Anonymous
>>134071
and yet they still won, soooooo
10 minutes of pens domination>50 of wings
the choice is clear
>> Anonymous
>>134299

That game, yes, but it just leaves me totally confident at how bad we're outplaying you and out shooting you, that it all comes down to the penguins.....delaying the inevitable.....
>> Anonymous
>>134299
I'll take outshooting you 2:1 and 3:1 in a 7 game series. It's been working out for us so far.
>> Anonymous
>>134299
I love this kind of analysis: PENGUINS WON BECAUSE DETROIT PLAYED WORSE THAN PITTSBURGH 20% OF THE TIME
>Uh, that doesn't make sense.
I'M RIGHT BECAUSE THE PENGUINS WON

So, the Penguins won because the Penguins won, huh? With that kind of insight and logical thinking, you're qualified to call your local sports radio station.

I say the Penguins won because Venus was high in the house of Capricorn on Monday. Don't tell me that doesn't make sense, I'm right because the outcome of my reasoning is still true!
>> Anonymous
>>134374
>>134385
>>134453
sure is butthurt in hurrrrrrrrrrrrr
>> Anonymous
>>134461huurrrrrrrrrr

>I have no insight into or ability to understand the game, but I can count pretty high so I usually know which team ended up winning
>> Anonymous
>>134453
>I love this kind of analysis: PENGUINS WON BECAUSE DETROIT PLAYED WORSE THAN PITTSBURGH 20% OF THE TIME

Actually, you butthurt polesmoker, that does happen to be why the Penguins won. Detroit beat the shit out of Pittsburgh for most of the game, but Pittsburgh managed to win in its ten total minutes of lucidity.
>> Anonymous
>>134453
way to miss the point retard
>> Anonymous
>>134493
That is not WHY the Penguins won, you clod. Jesus you are thick.

The Penguins won BECAUSE they forechecked and pestered on the offensive end and clogged the passing lanes, and therefore got more scoring opportunities off of offensive zone turnovers than Detroit did, and Fleury did great stopping perimeter slapshots.

If the winning side is BEHIND in a measurement, then that measurement is not WHY they won. You are saying Detroit lost BECAUSE they outplayed the Pens 80% of the time. There is no sense whatsoever in that statement.
>> Anonymous
>>134501
What's the point? "The Pens won so any reason I give for them winning is valid because I'm a Pens fan?"

Why discuss hockey at all? Just chant PENS WON PENS WON PENS WON, you'll contribute just as much to this board as you're doing now.
>> Anonymous
anonymous message boards are not good places to have actual discussions about real things, including sports analysis

see: CB
>> Anonymous
>>134513
and dont you ever forget it. loser.
>> Anonymous
>>134523
So how do you explain Detroit being up 3-2?
OH WAIT YOUR OPINION IS NOW INVALID BECAUSE YOU SUPPORT THE LOSING TEAM
>> Anonymous
>>134527
butthurt pensfags know it's the end but they like to believe in momentum from game 5 to carry over. They already tried this once in game 4 and failed. They are just delaying the inevitable...the end is near
>> Anonymous
>>134545
no way Penguins lose this series now.

okay, maybe Detroit can get lucky or some shit, but Pens are on their way to a dominating game 6 home win, and that momentum makes game 7 a fucking Penguins lock
>> Anonymous
>>134548
Uh, just like Edmonton-Carolina, right?
>> Anonymous
>>134548
whatever you say that makes you sleep at night, you fags are just delaying the inevitable and we all know it.
>> Anonymous
ITT pensfags throw around cliche sportscaster-certified buzzwords like 'momentum' to disguise the fact that they're down in a series playing a team that has already proven that the Penguins aren't invincible at home.
>> Anonymous
But you lost! Take that PENGUIN FAGS!