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Daily Dirk Kuyt thread
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Daily reminder of CRonaldo.

The complete opposite of Dirk Klout.
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>>474274
>> Anonymous
Ronaldo doesn't score bullshit goals off his shin that saves liverpool from utter crushing defeat.

therefore, kuyt > ronaldo
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>>474362
well played
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>>475348

no, CR7 *IS* the direct opposite of Kuyt

Dirk: ugly as sin
Cr 7: pretty nancy boy

Dirk: Runs hard
CR7: runs fast

Dirk: Saves Liverpool's ass with ugly goals when all hope is lost (see Inter, Liege, Chelsea at Anfield)
CR7: scores hat tricks.. against Wigan, Bolton, Fulham et al.

Dirk: Awesome
CR7: Diving whore
>> Anonymous
This thread makes a diehard Amerifag appreciate soccer.

Good work gentlemen.
>> Anonymous
>>475440
CRonaldo scoreed past Chelsea,Liverpool and Arsenal last season. Not to mention was top goal scorer in the Champions League. Wigan play Champions League football now?
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>>475459


wait till you see a liverpool/everton thread. the hatred is tangible. Scousers shit bricks of HATE.
>> Anonymous
>>475476
Liverpool is a shit hole. Have they been using the bricks they shat out.. Or have they been nicking the neighbours?
>> Anonymous
>>475473


not disagreeing with you, just pointing out the vast differences with CR7 and Dirk Kuyt.

Kuyt is such a horrible player - first touch of a rapist, slower than Hyypia, shoots rugby goals in a football match, etc.. but secretly I think all the Liverpool fans love him cause we know he'll always come up with an insanely stupid goal (shin deflection bouncing off the ground into goal vs Inter last season, etc) and save our arses.
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This picture of Dirk Kuyt was taken after he helped rebuild London and Leningrad during WWII and then proceeded to fight Nazi Germany by himself, assassinating Hitler in his bunker, knocked up his secretaries, and then arrested all of his allies and taking them to trial. He then accepted his Nobel Peace Prize and then went on to destroy the Berlin wall with his shin, and helped bring an end to the Cold War. Today, Mr. Kuyt is a legend in the sport of Football and has led Liverpool to 18 league titles and 5 European cups

Dirk Kuyt - a true legend.
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Haha, I score goal!
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This thread is now about awesome.
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This picture of Dirk Kuyt was taken after he single handedly destroyed nuclear stockpiles of the USSR and USA during the Cold War, using his shin. The termination of said weapons led to new world peace, and Dirk Kuyt accepted another Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts. He then proceeded to end the Israeli-Lebanon conflict in 2006 by assassinating Saddam Hussein

In response to the praise he recieved from the press, he said "lol np guise"
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>>475575

>dirkkuyt.jpg

Fix'd
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This picture of Dirk Kuyt was during the Vietnam war, where he received 3 bullets to the head and then proceeded to remove the bullets out of his head with his shin. He then went on to bomb Vietnam using only his shin, and thus made the United States victorious, and ended communism in the modern world.

In response to his actions, many leaders from around the world labeled Dirk Kuyt as "The Hero", for bringing peace to this world and ending any dark times it encounters
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This picture of Dirk Kuyt was taken aft- HOLY GOD HE IS GOOFY LOOKING
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Dirk kuyt - new meme?
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This picture of Dirk Kuyt was taken in 2012. The world is on the brink of destruction due to the ending of the Mayan calender. In response, Dirk Kuyt wrote a new calender named "The Kuytian Calender" and made it up to the year 3013 before he got bored fell asleep.

The internation reaction to his efforts was enormous, and Dirk Kuyt is elected the President of Earth.
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This picture of Dirk Kuyt was taken in Kuytholm (previously Stockholm). After Kuyts election into the president of Earth, he renamed every country and united them as "United Nations of Kuyt", and made a new form of government, currency, and the overall standards of living. The UNoK is deemed "utopia" for the modern world, and everyone lives in peace.
>> Anonymous
>>475546

19 and 6 by May 2009 please, Mr Kuyt.
>> Anonymous
>>475476
No tesco supporters shit bricks of rage. We true scousers merely laugh at them.
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>>475575
pic obviously not related
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>>475624
>>475611
>>475594
>>475578
>>475546
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>475756

so thats why evertonians look so constipated
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bump
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>>474244
FUCK KUYT HE SUCKS DICK

HE ISNT EVEN FUNNY IN A RAX GRISSMAN KIND OF WAY HE JUST FUCKING SUCKS I FUCKING HATE HIM HE IS SUCH AN UGLY FUCK

KUYT? MORE LIKE SHOITE.
>> Anonymous
sage for ugliest human being ever
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>>475918

you'll hurt his feelings :(
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>>475918
>>475941

butthurt samefag
>> Anonymous
how can you not love kuyt? he is proof that you can succeed in football even if you have no skill or talent.
>> Anonymous
Kuyt, the genius of graft.
>> Anonymous
Congratulations guys, Kuyt's wife just gave birth to a baby boy, the heir to the Dirk Kuyt name.
You're gonna be enjoying Kuyts running around for YEARS to come.
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>>475985

Lies, no sane woman would marry someone so hideous.
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>> SAGE
>>475440

even though kuyt is an ugly fuck, to say ronaldo is a pretty boy is a bit of a stretch

he is greasy as fuck and has a tumor in his trachea

whenever they have a side on close up of ronaldo it looks like it is ready to break free and destroy the world
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on the other hand, you have to breastfeed THIS.
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pic unrelated
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OH GOD MAKE ME UNSEE IT
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>>475603
about 1 person is desperately trying to force it. Like Arshavin before him it'll soon die down.
>> Anonymous
>>476048

Not if Kuyt keeps scoring,matey. See, Arshavin is like a Russian version of Torres, but he's fukken good.. Kuyt is/was fukken horrible, comedy level horrible, but he's now joint top scorer for the club. that's what's driving these FUCK YEAH DIRK KUYT threads.

He plays like shit like last year and it'll die down.
>> ArsenalFC !3aV0WyLT9Y
>>475473
ARSENAL FAG HERE, NOT THAT HARD TO SCORE PAST US WITH LOLMUNIA BETWEEN THE STICKS
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>>476091

ALMUNIA FOR ENGLAND
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>>476091


rather have him than Lame-mann
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Dirk Kuyt and TACTICAL GENIUS are /sp/'s only redeeming features.
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John Terry missing a pen was all part of your master plan, TACTICAL GENIUS?
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>>476107
Of course it was. My master plan is so brilliant, it incorporates all outcomes.

I am TACTICAL GENIUS.
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>>476125

why did you use me Avram, why?!
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>>476125


the whole point of your plan was to get fired?

damn, you're a genius.
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>>477051

Yeah for the compensation. Loads of money without having to work...
>> Anonymous
>>477147


compensation? for being fired? WHAT?
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>>477210

He was given a 4 year contract but didn't even complete a year of it. So yeah they were like here's £3 million (something like that) now fuck off
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>>477216


fucking fuck.

Avram Grant, you are truly a TACTICAL GENIUS ;__;
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>>476091
Shame it wasn't Almunia that was in net for you that day. Was ze German.

sage for newfags for not getting TACTICAL GENIUS, and for general Dirk Kuyt threads. Forcing a meme (this our daily thread lol) only kills it.
>> Anonymous
If dirk kuyt is to bring his l'pool to their 1st Prem trophy he can be a meme.
To all you guy to object about Liverpool will never win a prem, that's totally my point :) They will not. Dirk kuyt is a meme as much as Mulhouse.
>> Anonymous
"desu" was a forced meme too, look at it now.
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Bitches just don't know about AVRAM GRANT'S TACTICAL GENIUS!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qrDTWAU4MSY
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everyone with the name ronaldo likes trannies. fact.
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>> To all you guy to object about Liverpool will never win a prem, that's totally my point :) They will not. Dirk kuyt is a meme as much as Mulhouse.

fuck you too. I shall delight in cutting these words into your skin with a box cutter in May when we win #19
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>>475575

No he's a waste of 12 million we didn't have.

THIS IS AWESOME SQUARED OR EVEN CUBED
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>>477609


awesome squared? have you seen your goals-against in the league table? WTF?
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>>475440
CR7: Is better than everyone on /sp/ ay football
Kuyt: Is better than no one on /sp/ at football
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>>477713


nobody starts CR7 threads on /sp
daily dirk threads on /sp
>> Anonymous
>>477740nobody starts CR7 threads on /sp
wut?
>> Anonymous
>>477672

Theres more than one player in a defence.

You know your shit buddy!