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Post of the year. Atleast on /sp/
>Me and my friends play Halo competitively. WE ARE A FUCKING SPORT. lolwut
>plus I see skateboarding on here all the time Since when? Besides, skateboarding requires physical skill, balance and agility, more than I can say for an okay FPS
>We sweat ALOT A bit too much info...
>We curse ALOT lolol dunt let teh modz catc u!!
>Intense hand-eye coordination So...
>We keep stats (I'm 41-0 nigga) Ah, you beat my score. I got 18-1
> We have teams from all locations Thank you the interweb
>We have the big ass contracts (My friend just signed a deal to play with the Seattle Master Chiefs) Don't worry, there'll be the Oklahoma City Chiefs soon
>We have sponsers (I signed a deal with my neigbor. He is going to have his name on my jacket) How much did he pay you, $10-$15?
>We have world class arenas (my fucking basement has a 92 inch HDTV, surrond sound My basement is Gamestop Park at the Johnson Residence shits so awesome) I know you're a troll, but please don't put the word "world class" and "my basement" in the same sentence again. Ever.
>We wear special gear (I have a special thumb coat) Did you get matching thumb pants too?
>We have gropies. (Just banged some chick that wanted my autograph. Fuckers) If she ask for autographs of people who play Halo, my bet is she isn't exactly Megan Fox.
>How can you say we aren't a sport? Simple. You're not a sport.
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