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Anonymous
Hey Frenchfags

My name is Michael, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, mediocre swimmers who spend every second of their day watching me kick your asses. You are everything bad in the Olympics. Honestly, have any of you ever set a world record? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because you got the silver, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than mouthing off to the media before the games.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best stroke. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the first man to win 8 gold medals, and anchor of my relay team. What sports do you play, other than "sip coffee and discuss the philosophy of Sartre"? I also get straight Gold Medals, and I broke the world record 7 times. (I just blew you faggots out of the water; Shit was SO splash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my metal bitch.
>> Anonymous
Im sorry,but there seems to be a better and more versatile copypasta thread below you. =I
>> Anonymous
lol yep
>> Anonymous
9/10
would read again
>> Anonymous
Hey Phelps where were you in the 50 and 100 m freestyle?
>> Anonymous
>>288375
Having a threesome with Shawn and Nastia, what about you?
>> Anonymous
i would say thats what i would be doing
>> Anonymous
>I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because you got the silver

yes. yes it is amerifag.
>> Anonymous
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>> Shit was SO splash
>> Anonymous
>>288377

>Having a threesome with Shawn and Nastia, what about you?


no dwarfs with giant shoulders in my house
>> Anonymous
>>287996
Ha! I wrote this one. inb4 fuck you.
>> Anonymous
Oh, anon. You never cease to amaze me with (un)delicious, (un)fresh copypasta from /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>288382
lerkmoor

>>288388
/sp/ original.
>> The one and only Black Sta !x8ngkAZjXE
>>287996
>metal