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Offical Non-Tripfag Wings vs Pens Thread Anonymous
Leave the trolling to the other threads, keep the hockey talk in here.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
You just know some dickweed has masturbated into the Stanley Cup at least once.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Apparently, some Stanley Cup winners have used it as a bowl of cereal...
>> Anonymous
when the pens got it back in the early 90s they put it in the pool at Mario's house where it filled, sunk to the bottom, the top broke off, and it corroded some.
>> Anonymous
GOAL! Fixed what?
>> Anonymous
Inb4 33 years
>> Anonymous
>>115454
Martin Brodeur ate popcorn out of the bowl at a movie theater. Apparantly the butter and salt corroded the cup and they had to get it repaired.
>> Anonymous
In 1924, Montreal Canadiens players were on their way to a victory party at owner Leo Dandurand's house. The players had set the Cup on the sidewalk snowbank while they changed a flat tire. When arrived at Dandurand's house, they realized they had left the Cup on the sidewalk. They hurriedly drove back, and were relieved to see the silver bowl sitting right where they left it, completely untouched.
>> Anonymous
>>117404
reminds of when some players were betting if they could throw it across a river one night. when they returned to get it the next morning, it was laying on top of the frozen river.
>> Anonymous
Some dude baptized his child in it... that's genius.
>> Anonymous
ITT, the madcap adventures of the Stanley Cup.

Also I heard that two kids scratched their names in it when their dad won, and when they grew up wound up getting their names engraved in it for real.
>> Anonymous
>>117437

I love shit like that, it adds to the legend of the cup, a kind of mystique(sp) if you will.
>> Anonymous
The Sens punted the Cup into the river once.
>> Anonymous
>>115458

The Candaiens did that 2 years later when they won it in 1993, and apparently Hasek did the same thing.

In 1994, some of the Rangers took it to Belmont Park and let the horse "Go For Gin" eat oats out of it.
>> Anonymous
lol, I can't confirm this, but apparently the hotel the Penguins were staying in had a fire alarm at 1:30 this morning.

What I *CAN* confirm though is that MULE'S BACK
>> Anonymous
where's the CAPitalist faggot?
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 109+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
I approve of this. But for it to work, you have to promise me not to post in any other thread but this one, k?

I predict Wings victory, 3-1.
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
>>115418
oh u
>> Anonymous
Scotty Bowman put his baby kid in it for a picture, and the kid promptly shit in it.

He always said whenever he saw players drinking champagne out of the Cup, he thought of that.

I once lifted the Cup. Surprising fact; it bends. The rings are not stiff and secured, and the Cup bends about two or three inches.
>> Anonymous
>>117754
you were holding the nba trophy you fagget
>> Anonymous
>>117713
F-F-FRAAAAAZEEEN.

Now we've got two faggots to stand in front of the net
>> Anonymous
1. Do they literally use the same Cup every year?

2. Will they ever run out of space to engrave names on it?
>> Anonymous
>>117764
Learn 2 hockey
>> Anonymous
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Guess what the Wings are gonna do with the cup this year.
>> Anonymous
>>117772
lose it to the pens
>> Anonymous
>>117764
They just add more rings to it... if you look at old pictures the Stanley Cup is a lot different.
>> Anonymous
>>117773

i lolled.

>>117774

Actually, they remove the top ring and put a new one on the bottom.
>> Anonymous
Bump.
>> Anonymous
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The last time the Leafs won the cup, it looked like this.
>> Anonymous
>>117906
they should wear only that much padding now
>> Anonymous
i hope it's cold out and her tongue gets stuck on it
>> Anonymous
>>117906
Leafsfag here, that one hit close to home there, brah.
>> Anonymous
I hope it won't be a blowout. I'm not rooting for either team but I want a good final.
>> Anonymous
>>117929
I don't. I want the Wings to win doing whatever necessary, even if that includes blowing them out of the water.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 110+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
HALF AN HOOOOUUUUUR
>> Anonymous
>>117959
zomg only 21 minutes nao!
>> Anonymous
Cherry says Crosby will do more than Malkin because Malkin is 21-years old and he was "tired".

Generic old man is generic.
>> Anonymous
who broke malone's nose three times?
>> Anonymous
I hate how they're going "Malkin needs to work harder. Malkin needs to work harder. Malkin needs to work harder." And then when they switch to Crosby, they're like "He's going to be a real force today. He's going to be a real force today. He's going to be a real force today."
>> Anonymous
>>118041

well, techniqually, both could be true.
>> Anonymous
1-0 Wings. lol.
>> Anonymous
good, make this a blowout early, Tigers come on at 9.
>> Anonymous
Only on CBC could being the captain of a team that lost 4-0 be worthy of earning MVP mentions.
>> Anonymous
What's gonna happen first, the third period ends or the Pens get a shot?
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 110+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>118057
Tough call, anonymous.
>> Anonymous
>>118056

Oh yeah, I bet if he gets shut out this series, he'll still get teh Conn Smythe by default of being Crosby.
>> Anonymous
Recently realized, is there a network that isn't super-biased towards the Pens?
>> Anonymous
Yey, bleed, Pengeen! Bleed!
>> Anonymous
2-0!
>> Anonymous
2-0 GO WINGS!
>> Anonymous
>>118063

Nope, now you know why everyone hates them.

NO CUP FOR YOU!
>> Anonymous
roflcopter crosby can eat a bowl of baby dicks
>> Anonymous
RED WINGS GOALS: 2
PENGUINS SHOTS: 0
>> Anonymous
2-0, eat it CB
>> Anonymous
What a fucking boring game.

Where's that tripfag so we can at least entertain ourselves by mocking him?
>> Anonymous
WE HAVE ONE
>> Anonymous
I remember some broadcaster on CBC saying before the game... "You just can't get down 0-2 because your star players aren't playing their best."

I lol'd seriously now. Also, where's the tripfag?
>> TripfagRapeMePlz !5qFFB49FdM
>>118077

Guys it's only one period. Do you even watch hockey? Last time I checked there's 3 periods in a game.
>> Anonymous
>>118077

he's too busy crying.

I bet he comes back saying some bullshit that he was at a bar, or something. Which is bullshit because we all know he's like 15.
>> Anonymous
>>118080

I lol'd, but it's just not the same.
>> Anonymous
YEAH, PP BITCHES LET'S GO, GET ONE MORE!
>> Anonymous
>>118063

Not one that wants to keep its contract with Bettman
>> Anonymous
Last time i heard, you needed to take shots on goal to score goals, but hey they are the penguins lol
>> Anonymous
>>118079

The Joe's pressbox must not have wireless.
>> Anonymous
Yay for shitty refs. Bawwwing aside, the VS guys have already pointed out 3 non calls.

1st period guys and shit is already retarded.

No wonder fans don't show up in detroit.
>> Anonymous
Hey guys. I just got home from work. Would anyone happen to know the score?

I sure the hope the Red Wings are giving the Penguins a thrashing.
>> Anonymous
>>118089
2-0 Wed Wings.
>> Anonymous
el oh el hooking
>> Anonymous
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>>118091
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEAAAAA.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 110+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
2-0 Red Wings, LOLOLOLOLOL
>> Anonymous
>>118092
the refs are helping out the penguins, they can only get shots in on the pp
>> Anonymous
I guess the refs realized if the pens arent on the PP, they cant register a single shot, so its back to the "new" nhl style of penalty calling
>> Anonymous
not even the refs can aid the pens in this series
>> Anonymous
These refs are fucking terrible.
>> Anonymous
Lol Pens can't play 5 on 5 hockey.
>> Anonymous
>>118095
>>118096
>>118098
>>118099

totally agreed. The Refs are giving them the chances, and the Wings are just like 'lulz k' and are still dominating them.

I should send crosby a Wheel of Cheese, he's gonna need it with his whine tonight.
>> Anonymous
Anyone else notice that the Penguins can't win games where they aren't handed an early lead?
>> Bruinsfag
I almost feel bad.

Then again 33 YEARS
>> Anonymous
Quite the minty suit on Don Cherry tonight.
>> Anonymous
wow, Don is REALLY phoning it in tonight
>> Anonymous
Lol at the newfags breaking the cup.
>> Anonymous
The Pens have 11 shots on goal in the last three periods. Haha.
>> Anonymous
>>118125
Ok guys enough. Does it make you feel better to make fun of retards?
>> Anonymous
Wow...Possibly the worst Coach's corner ever.
>> Anonymous
>>118126

Yes it does
>> Anonymous
>>118126
Everyone likes to make fun of retards because they can't fight back.
>> Anonymous
Lol, he said "the high-scoring Pittsburg team".
>> Anonymous
>>118143
I think he meant the Steelers.
>> Anonymous
GODDAMNIT DON
JUST PUT ON THE BIMBO SUIT YOU USE TO SUCK OFF CROSBY WITH FOR GOD SAKES
>> Anonymous
This series is possibly the worst thing that could have happened to the NHL

Watching the Red Wings play "Keep Away" is slightly better than watching the Devils TRAP TRAP TRAP
>> Anonymous
Exciting for us Wings fans.
>> Arutima
wtf detroit, your hockey team is in the stanley cup final, and your arena is not even full? That city does not merit it's "hockeytown" title

maybe i am too much used for sold out matches, since i am a habsfag.


Anyway, i am enjoying the pittsburg peewee versus the wings
>> Anonymous
>>118158

No this series is bad for the NHL because the Pens are completely outmatched by the Red Wings, and anyone who says otherwise is delusional
>> Anonymous
>>118165
I'm an Avs fan and I am loving this final. When Detroit pounds the crap out of the "best" the east has to offer, makes me feel a lot better about the Avs schlacking.
>> Anonymous
>>118172
Another Avsfag here, quoted for fucking truth.
>> Anonymous
>>118167
not like any other east team would have a chance.

fuck that, not like ANY other team would have a chance.
>> Anonymous
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>>118158
>> Anonymous
I'm a Leafsfag and I have to say I hate that Crosby chap with utmost passion. Cheers to the prestigous Wings for laying down nothing short of a smack down.

P.S., Yes, I am a gentleman. I'm waiting for my mountain of gold my team's going to become next season.

...It can happen... ...right?
>> Anonymous
>>118167

The Penguins have enough talent to be doing much better than they currently are. It's pathetic. The Wings aren't playing some new and innovative defensive style. Therrien is just too stupid to coach his team as to what they should be doing when the Wings back off into that trap.
>> Anonymous
Kinda says alot about the Eastern Conference when the Predators put up a better fight against the Wings then the Pens lol
>> Anonymous
That hobo man with the long hair that claimed to be famous looked like Selanne.
>> Anonymous
>>118181
>>118181

The funny part is that Detroit isn't even trapping. they still have two guys on the fore check...etc.
>> Anonymous
>>118180

No.
>> Anonymous
>>118183
At this rate, even the Avs are doing better than the Pens.
>> Anonymous
Please, Western homers, shut the fuck up. You sound like idiots when you hold the Red Wings up as a testament to the average play of a Western Conference team.
>> Anonymous
>>118189
Butthurt Pensfag.
>> Anonymous
>>118189
Eastfag here.

It's true. No team in the East could hold up to these Red Wings.
>> Anonymous
>>118189
NO U
>> Anonymous
>>118181

It. Is. All. Relative. The Pens might have enough talent to do better, but they don't have enough talent to do it against the Wings. Sorry. Gg. Then Pens are and have been toast.

I'm the faggot who said the media bandwagoning faggots can fuck off when they all say nobody expected this. I did. Pittsburgh consists of 2 players while Detroit consists of the best team in the late 90s, this decade and probably the next.
>> Anonymous
>>118185

They aren't trapping Crosby/Hossa, but they are trapping Malkin because Malkin refuses to pass the puck.

Pens 3rd line just isn't good enough, and their 4th line are just goons riding the pine for the rest of the season.
>> Anonymous
>>118191

You've missed the point. The Wings are the best team in the league. They also happen to be in the West.

Somehow, this has lead other West fanboys into believing their entire conference is somehow better.
>> Anonymous
I'm so gay for Lindstrom. It's those eyes, man, them blue eyes, the Swedes have some hex going on, man.
>> Anonymous
>>118194

I can't believe anyone wouldn't expect the Pens to get dominated, a good chunk of the Red Wings team today were on the 2002 Cup team, they have been there before and know what it takes to win.

Penguins will be lucky to make it to the finals next year.
>> Anonymous
All the Wings really have to do is pin Malkin/Crosby up against the boards. Seriously, watch it when they do that. It's a loose puck, while all the rest of the Pens team is like "uhh.. Crosby? You gonna pass it over to me? I'm over here! You see me? I'm standing here, I'm not gonna move. Okay well I'll just go back and play defence, it looks like the Wings have the puck now."
>> Anonymous
>>118197
Nearly our entire conference has or could do better against the Wings than the Pens are doing so far.
>> Anonymous
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STAYING ON YOUR FEET, MOTHERFUCKER, CAN YOU DO IT?
>> Anonymous
CLOSE GUYS. CLOSE!
>> Anonymous
Does anyone else want to cut that bitches tongue off?
>> Anonymous
roflcopter pens cant even score on a gift like that!!!
>> Anonymous
OZZY OZZY OZZY
>> Anonymous
>>118197

Well then i guess the fact that the West had a better record against the East has nothing to do with the West being better at all though right?
>> Anonymous
protip: Putting the puck BETWEEN the posts is the only way to get a goal.
>> Anonymous
Penguins are kind of looking alive, I'm scared.
>> Anonymous
>>118205

Because the Penguins match up poorly against the Red Wings...the West is the greatest thing evar?

Brilliant logic.
>> Anonymous
>>118216
Sucking a refs dick might get you something.
>> Anonymous
Pens have talent?

You idiots are hypnotized. Malkin is great, one of the three best players in the league. Crosby is a really good one-way forward.

Then what?

Fleury? Hal Gill? This fucking team is average at best and got to the Cup final in a weak conference. I could name five Western Conference teams that could have rolled over Pittsburgh or anyone else who got out of the East this year.

Penguins get so much attention because they have two big stars, and even those guys are a little overrated. Penguins need to add at least one top flight defenseman, some better checking forwards, and probably a better goaltender to even begin to have a chance to win a Championship.
>> Anonymous
>>118218
It's not a match up, it's the wildly-divergent talent level.
>> Anonymous
>>118197

The West had the cup from the start. Any team in the West could have beat any team in the East. I wish LA was given a free bye into the conference finals where they defeated Detroit in 7 and went on to sweep the Pens in 3.
>> Anonymous
>>118220
>one of the three best players in the league.

Name the others?
>> Anonymous
>>118218

I'm saying that it's pathetic that this is the East's gem, the team that whooped their Eastern opponents in the playoffs (so pretty much the best team in the east), and they can't even do as good as ANY of the West's teams against the Red Wings.

What are you saying, the Flyers or Capitals might have done better?
>> Anonymous
>>118219

That helps, yeah. Too bad it doesn't help enough. They still don't know how to shoot it in the net.
>> Anonymous
>>118226
Ah, a sad truth.
>> Anonymous
>>118215

If you honestly believe that the mismatch is between the Conferences themselves and not the fact that the Red Wings are near invincible, no matter what proof I show you, you'd always plug your ears in denial.
>> Anonymous
>>118224

Iginla, Ovechkin
>> Anonymous
.. and even O'Halloran couldn't blow a call where the Pens completely miss the net yet he calls it a goal.

Then again the series isn't over. Just saying.
>> Anonymous
>>118229
But see, they're not near invincible.
The Stars, Preds, and even the Avs have done better than the Pens- no, ANY team in the East could do against the Red Wings.

Except for the Panthers.
>> Anonymous
>>118229

Well if you'd actually show some proof then we might be able to get somewhere, otherwise you can just keep on BAWWWWWWWWWing
>> Anonymous
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AGAIN BITCHES!
>> Anonymous
IT'S THEIR INABILITY TO MOVE THE PUCK, MARK!
>> CapitalistBastard
Who cares about this game? Red Wings have gotten the worst fucking calls all game long, the refs are trying so hard to give it to them. Plus, this game is in Detroit. This series goes back to Pittsburgh, the Penguins will win both there easily. Then its a whole new series.

Detroit is so overrated. I am more sure than ever, the Penguins are going to roll over them.
>> Anonymous
>>118235

Avs lost four straight. Dallas lost three straight.

As of now, Pens will lose two straight.

How is that any worse?
>> Anonymous
I meant that the way the Pens are playing right now, the west teams have done better. Hell, the Avalanche and the Stars both scored GOALS.
>> Anonymous
>>118240

Why don't you just look at the point standings at the end of the season?

Notice how there isn't any great gap in the Conference average?

Again, West fanboys are claiming superiority ONLY because the Wings are from the West.
>> Anonymous
>>118243

not as lulzy as the real tripfag, but i lol'd regardless
>> Anonymous
CBC says: "HERP DERP DOES CROSBY AND MALKIN GO TOGETHAR NAO?"
>> Anonymous
>>118243
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
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Leave the Pensfags to me.
>> Anonymous
>>118246
The Penguins don't forecheck hard. That is the mismatch.

Any team with a dedicated forecheck would be doing much better than the Penguins currently are, Eastern or Western.
>> Anonymous
those line changes made by the Pens sure worked out in their favor didn't they?

I mean hell at least they were able to get shots at even strength in game 1 lol
>> Anonymous
>>118248
The East team point standings are similar to the West because, you might wanna sit down, East teams MOSTLY play other east teams.

It's easy to get points when you're playing against other shitty teams.
>> Anonymous
>>118248
That's because the west is a stronger conference. Oh, and who won the presidents trophy . . . exactly bitch that is why the Wings are superior. Bitch!
>> Anonymous
>>118257

That's such an insightful, indefensible observation. It's like you don't realize I could say the very same thing about the West.
>> Anonymous
>>118260

If anyone was wondering, this is the RED WINGZ R AWESUM SO DA WEST IZ AWESUM retardation I was pointing out.
>> Anonymous
>>118248


Well of course. Whichever confrence has the Wings has the power.
>> Anonymous
Then why would you make that first comment in the first place? Saying that since the point standings are comparable, then the conferences are comparable.

You're contradicting yourself.

But I will continue your argument. If you could say the same about the West, then I guess you'd have to look at when the conferences actually play each other. And who wins then?
>> Anonymous
I'm really gonna miss the Joe's penalty music.
>> Anonymous
the scary part is that if the Wings are doing this all at even strength, imagine if their PP was clicking too. GG
>> Anonymous
LET'S GO RED WINGS.
>> Bruinsfag
This is such a mismatch, Red Wings game is perfect for shutting down finesse oriented players.

Philly would have been a better match up.
>> Anonymous
>>118266
Ah, by the way, this was directed at:
>>118262
>> Anonymous
wow retarded match penalty on datsyuk. Should be wings pp
>> Anonymous
putting Malone on the crosby line has been nothing but an absolute failure, considering hes spending just about every shift in the box lol
>> Anonymous
Roughing? In MY Datsyuk?
>> Anonymous
>>118266

And next you'll say that "because the West won the All-Star game, that's proof enough"

You scream that the West is so awesome, yet the point differential between the #2 seed and #8 seed is worst than the East's. And what is your only defense of this statement? LOL EAST SUX.

No one is arguing that the Wings aren't the best team in the entire NHL, but parity between Conferences still reigns in Bettman's New EN AYCH EL.
>> Anonymous
>>118275
eh go figure, bettman's watching, gotta appease the kike
>> Anonymous
>>118277
It's more likely than you think.
>> Anonymous
>>118278
>the point differential between the #2 seed and #8 seed is worst than the East's

THAT is your defense?

Jesus. U R DUM
>> CapiltistBastard !3GqYIJ3Obs
When I used to play hockey in the streets, we played like real men. First to 10 got the dub. These fag Red Wings can only get 2! LOL Hockeytown my ass.
>> Anonymous
This game is a joke. It's like the Red Wings are just mailing it in.
>> Anonymous
once again malone heads to the box lulz
>> Anonymous
lol Malone.
>> Anonymous
>>118284

That sad part is: you don't realize how brilliant it sounds compared to anything you've brought up as "proof" that the West outmatches the East.
>> Anonymous
>>118278
Idiot, of course there's less of a gap between the higher and lower seeds if their closer to the same skill. Lookit, if there isn't as much of said gap in the east, that means that the teams are closer in skill level, since they were mostly playing against each other for most of the season. Now, there's more of a point gap in the West. That would imply, that since the teams in the west also mostly play each other, that there is a bigger gap in skill as well. Yet, out lower seeded teams have been better against the Wings than your higher seeded teams have. And, keep in mind, the higher seeded teams in the East are closer in skill to the lower seeded teams in the east, as implied by the smaller point gap. So if your higher seeded team(which are closer to your lower seeded teams)can't do shit against the Wings, and our lower seeded teams COULD do SOME shit, what does that tell you?
>> Anonymous
Malone throws a temper tantrum

"BUT THAT'S NOT FAAAAAIR! HE PUSHED MEEEE!"
>> Anonymous
Now that's called making a save despite being interfered with.
>> Anonymous
GOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
>> Anonymous
Filpula is Ovechkin in disguise.
>> Anonymous
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>> Anonymous
GG NO RE FAGGOTS!!!!!! 3-0 HOW U LIKE THAT
>> Anonymous
Pwned.

3-0.

Wings in 4, it's over.
>> Anonymous
>>118286
FUKIN LOL'D

Also, GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>> CapiltistBastard !3GqYIJ3Obs
We got you right where we want you

Pens in 6
>> Anonymous
And that was called making a play instead of diving like a pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>118292

You don't know a God-damned thing about hockey and can't follow an argument worth shit?
>> Anonymous
>>118310

Is that your new counter argument? Oh dear.
>> Anonymous
Osgood is a fucking wall in net, the Pens had the unfortunate pleasure of running into the buzz saw that is the Detroit Red Wings
>> Anonymous
>>118306
"The penguins aren't losing. They never lose. I-I don't know what you're talking about."
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 110+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>118313
lulz
>> Anonymous
ROBERTS, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD

YOU BEAT A HURT MAN DOWN YOU FUCKER YOU'RE SO DONE
>> Anonymous
>>118306

lulz. You almost got him down pat.
>> Anonymous
>>118305
>>118304
>>118300
>>118299


DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETROIT
HOCKEY PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous
>>118311

I'm sorry your entire theory depends on one retard too illiterate to tell that no one is arguing that the Red Wings wouldn't stomp any team from any division.
>> Anonymous
haha i guess roberts was upset over franzen showing him up in the "return of the scratches" tonight.
>> Anonymous
ROBERTS ROBERTS NOBODY LOVES YOU
>> Anonymous
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Gary Roberts' bitch

Enjoy your concussion
>> Anonymous
>>118320
Are you a dipshit? I'm not trying to say that the Red Wings could beat any team in the east. I'm saying that the west is a generally better conference.
>> Anonymous
>>118325
Stay classy, pensfag.
>> Anonymous
Now Franzen is trying to start a fight in the crease

What a whinny diving bitch
>> Anonymous
>>118328

And you're a fucking retard for forming such an indefensible opinion.
>> Anonymous
>>118325

> WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY TEAM OF SUPER AWESOME GUYS ARE GETTING DEFEATED BY AN OBVIOUSLY BETTER TEAM

keep BAWWWWWWWWWWWing.

And thus ends my CB imitation.
>> Anonymous
What happened? Red Wings player got a concussion?
>> Anonymous
>>118330
Wait, you can't have "diving bitch" and "whining" in a sentence without "Crosby".

Please re-evaluate that sentence.
>> Anonymous
>>118330
He's trying to start shit? Did you see the leg sweep attempt?
>> Anonymous
>>118330
Franzen is angry the Pens have shut him out in his big game back
>> Anonymous
>>118292
West teams actually get to PLAY the wings. They can learn a lot by losing a few games early on and winning later. When you face a team 8 times in the REGULAR season, you stand a good chance at countering them in the playoffs.

When you never see a team except for tapes, it's not exactly the same.

The red wings having a stellar regular season record doesn't mean they're the best. That's why we have the playoffs, fucking retard.
>> Anonymous
>>118330

I'll punch you in the face when you aren't looking and we'll see what you do.
>> Anonymous
>>118339
There sure are proving they're the best in the leage right now, asshole. Also, when the West DID play the east, they had the better record. Jesus Christ, you're dumb.
>> Anonymous
>>118341
I guarantee I won't fall on my back and start crying, only to come back and try and start shit when I'm feeling better like a pussy
>> Anonymous
Fuck the Wings, then fucking diving goalie, their fucking diving centers, their fucking pussies
>> Anonymous
>>118338
Franzen got an assist on the Filppula goal.
>> Anonymous
Odds on the Penguins not scoring a single goal in the finals?
>> Anonymous
>>118348
>BAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
cb, as a die hard pittsburgh fan, with all respect, shut the fuck up.

pens have been playing like shit. stop trash talking until we get back to the burgh and then we'll see what we can do. remember the statistics of the mellon arena, but don't make yourself look like a cock doing it.
>> Anonymous
>>118331
I've given the defense that proves it, statistics-wise.

What have you done?
>> Anonymous
>>118348
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Yeah, that's the problem with the Pens. Not the fact they're GREATLY outmatched, it's that the Wings supposedly dive. Must be taking lessons from Crosby.
>> Anonymous
This series is a fucking boring, one-sided rapefest. On paper this final looks awesome, but in reality its not that great.
>> Anonymous
>>118353
>This is the only insult I can come up with, I am not original at all.
>> Anonymous
I see a lot of Bawwwing in this thread.

Sounds like Crosby tears... You're just pissed because your team has YET to score in the Stanley Cup Final.

LOL
>> Anonymous
>>118351
I don't think so. I'm a Wings fan and all, but I would be VERY surprised if Pittsburgh didn't score at least one over at Mellon.
>> Anonymous
MMMMM, Crosby's tears....mmmmmm
>> Anonymous
>>118361

OUUUUUCH!

Habsfag here, nice one :P
>> Anonymous
>>118360
> I am a bandwagoning faggot who is unaware that my team is getting their own ass handed to them on a silver platter.
>> Anonymous
THEY CALL A PENALTY FOR THAT?

WHITNEY BARELY EVEN GRAZED HIS FACE
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 110+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
Nice sucker shot Whitney. You can't pull that shit anymore, now drag your ass to the penalty bench.
>> Anonymous
How's your captain Steven Crosby doing?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Leave attacking Franzen to me.
>> Anonymous
>>118369

Cindy. It is Cindy.
>> Anonymous
>>118359

lolwut? Besides Malkin and Crosby, the Pens are a team of nobodies. They had a lucky ride throughout the entire playoffs, and are meeting their superior.

Proof positive that you keep Malkin and Crosby off the score sheet, and they aren't shit.
>> Anonymous
Is anyone else tired of Ed Olczyk sucking the Pens' dick on Versus? This isn't FSN Pittsburgh for fuck's sake.
>> Anonymous
Al Gill should have buried that faggot into the glass
>> Anonymous
god damn hal gill is terrible
>> Anonymous
>>118374
>Al Gill
>> Anonymous
>>118371
You had to have heard Budd Lynch before the last game. Called him fucking "Steven Crosby." Check it on YouTube. Sure, Lynch is 91 years old, but he did that shit on purpose.
>> Anonymous
Took the midnight train going anyyy wheeeerreee
>> Anonymous
>>118356

No, no you haven't. You have one set of numbers with no context especially given that the quality of a team has no actual connection to whether or not they beat their inter-Conference match-ups. Rangers went 1-7-2 while the Kings went 5-4-1. Are you going to tell me the Kings were better than the Rangers?

The rest of your argument is LOL EAST SUX EAST SUX EAST SUX LOL

Get your head out of your ass already.
>> Anonymous
Pens seem to want to hurt Franzen permanently.

Stay classy Pens.
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 110+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAWL
>> Anonymous
Once of these days were gonna get oZgood out fo the crease and nail him
>> Anonymous
KILL THEM!!!
>> Anonymous
Here is proof that the East is crap. Coming into the series, Pens were touted as having "excellent defense". Secondly, "No skill" Gill was considered a big acquisition for the pens blue line at the trade deadline in order to prepare for a playoff push.

Those two items do not compute in the west.
>> Anonymous
Wow, Roberts. Trying to fight Datsyuk? That's like punching an infinitely skilled 5 year old. GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>>118377

Sorry, I'm a Habsfag so I'm watching RDS...
>> Anonymous
OH SHIT WE FUCKING DID IT FUCKING KICK THEIR ASSES
>> Anonymous
OH FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

YOU FUCKING PUSSY, ROBERTS, COME ON, FIGHT DATSYUUUUUKKKKK
>> Anonymous
>>118373

He's calling the Penguins a "tough" team.
>> Anonymous
>>118379
If you could fucking read, you see more. But whatever, it seems you don't even know how to follow an argument.
>> Anonymous
>>118373

Olyczk is a fag, he rode Lemieux's coattails in those two cups he won, he has to suck their cocks as much as possible. Bob Errey does the same exact thing.

This is Beauitiful

Sidney Crosby
TOI: 20:59
G: 0
A: 0
+/- : -3
SoG : 6
>> Anonymous
Fake tripcode, morons.
>> Anonymous
BAWWW! We're losing so we'll attack their players! We'll win that way!!!
>> Anonymous
lol hossa should know this feeling, he had his share of collapses when he was on the Sens
>> Anonymous
I'd love to see Datsyuk fight. He's so calm and collected, but you know, if he were pushed, he'd fucking shank you.
>> Anonymous
"Sykora threw a subtle little shoulder into Chris Osgood."

"I really like the physicality the Penguins are showing."

Thank you Versus.
>> Anonymous
Looks like Osgood has been practicing for the 2012 olympics. SWIM ON OSGOOD!
>> Anonymous
>>118394

Hardly. There is nothing else to your argument. Inter-Conference match-up was your only anchor in logic.

Or do you honestly believe that a Conference with with less disparity in point totals between play-off bound teams must be "weak"? No, that Conference is C-O-M-P-E-T-I-T-I-V-E.
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
Best player in the league my ass, CB.
>> Anonymous
>>118405
> 3 - 0

Malkin left, btw.

What a giant faggot. Maybe he's "tired"
>> Anonymous
CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS
>> Anonymous
>>118397

Disregard the -3 part, apparently he is Even for the night. Not as if +/- is an indicator of anything FUCKING YAHOO LIED TO ME THOSE FAGGOTS.

Bye Bye Pengins.
>> Anonymous
Osgood is in the fucking zone right now, the Pens don't stand a chance if he keeps this up
>> Anonymous
Osgood doesn't deserve to be on that list
What a bitch
what a fucking bitch
>> Anonymous
In order to make the next game competitive, the Detroit Red Wings have been ordered to tie each player's dominant hand behind their respective backs.
>> Anonymous
lol Crosby isn't even the best player in the East
>> Anonymous
The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row - The second shutout in a row -
>> Anonymous
remember when cb thought the pens stood a chance?
>> Anonymous
Sid who?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
..and the Con Smythe goes to..

image related
>> Anonymous
SCORELESS IN TWO GAMES
SCORELESS IN TWO GAMES
SCORELESS IN TWO GAMES
SCORELESS IN TWO GAMES
SCORELESS IN TWO GAMES
SCORELESS IN TWO GAMES
SCORELESS IN TWO GAMES
SCORELESS IN TWO GAMES
SCORELESS IN TWO GAMES
>> Anonymous
>>118412
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
Red Wings better get ready for some rough shit in Pittsburgh
>> Anonymous
Penguins are absolutely atrocious. Worst team to reach the finals in ages.
>> Anonymous
>>118423
Especially if that cunt O'Halloran's wearing the stripes.
>> Anonymous
>>118423
You keep telling yourself that. Another shutout ahead.
>> Anonymous
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BESTTHE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BESTTHE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BESTTHE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>> Anonymous
>>118416
He still does.

After the Red Wings win both in Pittsburgh he'll post here and say that the Penguins are about to stage a comeback...oh wait, he stopped posting here ever since Crosby started choking.
>> Anonymous
Hey guys, hey guys, hey guys, no seriously guys, I was thinking, hey, hey, hey, hey guys, listen to me, for real guys, for serious, okay guys listen.

Penguins... can't fly right? Hey guys, it's because their wings are meant for swimming, right? Like diving. Am I on to something, guys? Hey guys? Guys? Guys, pay attention to me, guys. Guys! hey guys!
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>118414

He's not even the best player on the Penguins.
>> Anonymous
>>118434
He's not even the best player on /sp/
>> Anonymous
>>118423
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>118427
YEAH
SHUTOUT ON THE WINGS
BITCH
>> Anonymous
Maybe as a result of this series people will realize Cindy isn't the miracle boy they made him out to be and start to showcase more superstars, like Iginla, Ovechkin, Nash ect. ect.
>> Anonymous
>>118441
LOL
>> Anonymous
"Crosby played his heart out tonight."

Fucking what, Cherry? What the fuck are you talking about, you senile old bag? The score shows a contradiction in your claim.
>> Anonymous
>>118447
Crosby isn't their problem, its their slow knuckleheads like Gill, Roberts and Malone who do nothing but get beat and take stupid penalties
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>118441
really? shutout on the wings? lol
>> Anonymous
>>118444

lol i take this back, the media is enjoying the taste of Cindy's pussy to much to promote anyone else as a superstar
>> Anonymous
>>118451
You are half right. Real stars come up big when it counts, even if the team around them is shit. Chokey Crosby and even Malkin have played really soft and really pathetic.
>> Anonymous
Versus Interviewer to Osgood

"Not a lot of hard work tonight Chris."

Thank GOD we are done with Versus for the Season
>> Anonymous
>>118458
Eh. Steve Yzerman was on a lot of shitty teams.

From what I've seen, the Pens play better hockey with Malkin, Sykora, and Crosby on the ice, and the game is all in their end when they're off.
>> Anonymous
>>118286
Wow you're a butt-hurt bitch how many has your precious Cindy Crosby and his merry bunch of faggots gotten . . . exactly faggot.
>> Arutima
>>118447
>>118454
>>118460


funny enough, if you live in canada, speak french and have cable, you can watch rds (french tsn)


They don't suck on cindy's pussy, comment about the match neutraly, without taking a side and are basicly way better then versus and fucking don cherry
>> Anonymous
What an embarrassment for the Eastern Conference. They battle amongst another for three rounds of filtering and this is the best they can send up against the Wings? Detroit has been reading the Penguins' offense like a fucking book, every time they try and brought it into Detroit's zone they'd simply steal the puck or pick up a rebound and send it back to Pittsburgh's zone.
>> Flyersfag
I don't get how the Sens, who beat the Wings during the reg. season got swept by the sack of shit that Pittsburgh represents.

Habs should've been there instead IMHO.
>> Anonymous
>>118544
I can't remember when the Sens played the Wings. Might have been in the first half of the season when they were, yaknow, not shitty.
>> Flyersfag
>>118545
In the first 20 games of the season, they were the best team of the NHL.

But then Ray Nigger stole sticks etc. etc.
>> Anonymous
Oh god, Therrien complaining about Osgood diving.

There is something ironic about that whole thing, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Not to mention the cheap shots the Penguins were giving, and they call the Flyers a bunch of goons? rofl.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Bumping thread, since it was awesome.

And the series is still going, for crying out loud!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Tell me /sp/, I'm an ausfag and we get zero coverage of NHL unless we pay money for shitty pay channels that still have mountains of advertising. I don't pay money for shitty pay channels that still have mountains of advertising.

Reading wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Stanley_Cup_champions - they have a column in the table of winners called "Winning Goal". What the fuck does that mean? How can there be a winning goal in a potential seven game series?
>> Anonymous
bump for epicness.
>> Anonymous
>>118406

If a conference is full of shitty teams, of course they can be competitive. Probably as a competitive as a conference full of good teams. It's like if two kids without legs fought, they'd still be competitive like two boxers would be if they fought.
>> Anonymous
Refs vs Red Wings tomorrow at 8:00. I'm thinking Red Wings might lose if the roof collapses on them.
>> Anonymous
Wings 2 Refs 0