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Men's 100m Usain Bolt
"HA HA HA. Actually Mr. Dix, I'm from Barbados."
>> Anonymous
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poor hermes never stood a chance against that mahogany god
>> Anonymous
lolol i loved it
>> Anonymous
I god, I lol'd
>> Anonymous !!walw6pK4Alo
Curse you Barbados Slim and your elegant Caribbean shoulders.
>> Anonymous
Barbados Slim is the only man to win an olympic gold medal in both limbo and sex.
>> Anonymous
>>263010
oh lawdlz
>> Anonymous
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Have dancing Barbados Slim, courtesy of /co/. :)
>> Anonymous
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Ah, Walter...I see you're still able to limbo under the bar of fashion sense!
>> Anonymous
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Well, enough about Hermes. I couldn't win a medal either. Even at bending, the thing I was built to do. I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.
>> Anonymous
>>263087
>>263010
i fucking lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>263087

Oh anon, you slay me.
>> Anonymous
>>263087
Fuck you, I just snorted tea up my nose
>> Anonymous
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Fembots? Methinks a clever Manbot suitably disguised might win those events! But the charade would require subtlety, nuance, grace.
>> Anonymous
>>263153
WAT
>> Anonymous
GREATEST THREAD IN SHOW
>> Anonymous
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Aww, there there Hermes. You did your best! If I'd wanted a human Adonis for a husband, I'd have stayed married to Barbados Slim.
>> Anonymous
>>262996
I luled.
>> Anonymous
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What about Zoidberg?
>> Anonymous
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Walter Dix. Is that you inside that dumpy little fat man? After I win the 200 tonight, I'll be going back to Barbados with yet another gold medal draped around my elegant Carribean shoulders.
>> Anonymous
>>265079

is anyone going to eat that old running shoe?
>> Anonymous
I dun get it...
>> Anonymous
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>>265093
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
since i'm a broken robot now, they won't let me compete
>> Anonymous
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>>263153
What do you mean I'm not registered? My name is Wang Jiao and I'm from, uh...China! Jiao's a chick's name!
>> Anonymous
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>>265154
People say my broken friend is useless
But I say his mind is free
There's lots of things my mangled
Hungarian could be

He could make a good hat rack
Or a cheap door stop
Or a great big giant thermos
With a twist off top

He could be a storage closet
For outdated pants
My broken friend could do it all
Just give him a chance

Just cause he can't move his arms and legs
Just cause he can't cook you ham and eggs

Just because he can't jump and dance and sing
I'm telling you my broken friend
I'm telling you my broken friend
Can do most anything!
>> Anonymous
Does this mean goodbye forever?