File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Current NASCAR Sprint Cup Series points leader Jeff Burton says that he wants to be a United States Senator from Virginia once his driving career is over. I'm sure we all agree that those redneck fucks would probably vote him in.

So that even our Eurofags, Ausfags, and Kiwifags can get in on this...what professional sports figure would you actually vote for if he or she ran for any political office?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
President
OF EARTH!
>> Anonymous
burton isn't a hick and would probably make a better congressman than any of the other VA fuckers.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>51242
Define "hick." Of course, Jeff seems downright Harvard educated when you compare him to his older brother, Ward "Boomhauer" Burton...

"Hey man I tell you what ol' get down that dang ol' turn man 'n' mumblemumblemumble dang ol' loose man 'n' mumblemumblemumblemumble zip zip zip won the Daytona 500, man."
>> Anonymous
>>51278
Ward is a rich as fuck hick. He owns like a million of acres for wildlife preservation.

I still don't see where Jeff could be considered any of those terms. He's just a Virginian.