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Anonymous
Sit down and let me tell you a story...

A long, long time ago I remember it well still to this day...there was this team...well if you want to call them a team called themselves the "Mets." Mets in New York talk meant faggot, as you can imagine this team was full of them. Anywho....many years ago the Mets aka faggots had won themselves the NL East early in September.....or so they thought. They thought they had it in the bag....then we came into the picture and in we ride a romping and a wailing, beating teams left a right. At the same time the Mets fell asleep in eachothers bare arms on the ground in an allyway. Little did the Mets know....we'd give them a beating like no other! Weeks later the Mets had lost the will to live, stricken with defeat and AIDS. We stood all alone atop the NL East....oh those were the days.....but wait the story's not over. Rumor has it lightening doesn't strike twice in the same spot....well it has and we are riding that lightening all the way to the top of the NL East again!
>> Anonymous
Back in 1st place, all is good.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH 1ST PLACE!
>> Anonymous
thats right bitches the better team if finally back in first
>> Anonymous
>>343191
>thats right bitches the team with the smart fans if back in first
>> Phillyfag
Fuck, no! I wanted to be behind until the game before last, then take the lead again in the last game!

The Phils always do better when they're chasing from behind.
>> Metsfag No. 124968 !q2ZLb2hZmU
>>343206
>thats right bitches the team with the fans from September 2007 on if back in first

Remember when Phillys fans went to Veteran's Stadium to boo the awful, awful Phillies?

You Philfags really should learn baseball pre-September 2007.

Sure, the Mets are awful. They have no bullpen and bipolar hitting. The fact that the race is still this close shows how the Phillies are really not that much better, by any stretch of the imagination.
>> Anonymous
>>343218

If the Phillies hadn't suffered a mid-season slump there wouldn't even be a race though. Hell, if they'd just played .500 they'd be 6 games up and we'd all be talking about the Brewers/Mets WC race.
>> Anonymous
>>343153
>lightening
>> Anonymous
>>343153

>Rumor has it lightening doesn't strike twice in the same spot....well it has and we are riding that lightening all the way to the top of the NL East again just to get raped by the Rockies in the first round!

Fixed.
>> Anonymous
1) If any of the Mets were gay they'd spend their days whipping themselves while saying the Rosary while praying to a Mary tortilla, they would have no time for practice.

2) Why is a historic and ancient team like the Phillies picking on a mediocre at best expansion team