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A Guide to Hating NBA Teams Anonymous
I understand that for the first time in 10 years the NBA is actually gaining a following. Now, you may want to get into the NBA, but you don't know why you should despise every team but your own. I decided to put together a list.
Boston Celtics - They're the 2nd biggest bandwagon team in the league. They were the national racist team a few years back. They have whiny annoying fans. They won the NBA Championship last year.
New Jersey Nets - lol Jersey. They're a team for basketball fans in New York who want to watch basketball but don't want to watch the..
New York Knicks - They're the only team in the league that gets national coverage for being horrible. They're FO was (is?) like Nazi Germany. They have the normal things that go against New York teams.
Philadelphia 76ers - Iverson Era 76ers were the national ghetto team. Now they're unimportant.
Toronto Raptors - lol Canada. Also they pretend that Chris Bosh is worth mentioning in the same sentence as LeBron, Wade etc.
Chicago Bulls - They had MJ. They seem to suddenly not really care now that Jordan's gone.
Cleveland Cavaliers - They're going to lose LeBron and become irrelevant again pretty soon.
Detroit Pistons - The current ghetto national team. Also very old. DEETROIT BAS-KET-BALL.
Indiana Pacers - Lol they somehow screwed up an awesome team nucleus to somehow die off.
>> Anonymous
Milwaukee Bucks - Yi Jianlian didn't want to play there for millions and millions of dollars.
Atlanta Hawks - Famous for having nobody at their stadium until they started winning some games in the playoffs last year.
Charlotte Bobcats - Nobody really cares about Carolina teams. This team is depressingly bad.
Miami Heat - D-Wade flops and never gets called on it. Stole an NBA Championship.
Orlando Magic - Fuck the Magic for getting like the only elite C of the current generation so far. They're never going to use it. Also: do they actually have fans?
Washington Wizards - How does this team keep making the playoffs? Gilbert Arenas isn't even that good.
Dallas Mavericks - Dirk is a pansy. They have a whiny owner.
Houston Rockets - They have the bitchiest fans in the NBA.
Memphis Grizzlies - No fans and they're destined to go to Vancouver.
New Orleans Hornets - New Orleans didn't care about basketball until they got Chris Paul.
San Antonio Spurs - Old. Boring. Fucking floppers.
Denver Nuggets - Oh fuck, I named Detroit the national ghetto team, right? Well... this is number 2.
Minnesota Timberwolves - Ever notice that the NBA has a lot of "who cares" teams? If the Timberwolves and the Bobcats somehow got LeBron, D-Wade, and CP3 on the same team they'd still be not worth mentioning.
Oklahoma City Thunder - Hijacked the Sonics. Holy shit they look stupid. Oklahoma City? Bennett has been known to be trying to steal a team and put it in OKC (even though it's smaller than Tulsa) at least since Hurricane Katrina.
Portland Trail Blazers - Greg Oden is 50 years old. Everybody calls them underrated so much that they're overrated.
Utah Jazz - Mormons. Deron Williams is worse than Chris Paul, homers. Carlos Boozer is a traitor.
>> Anonymous
Golden State Warriors - They can't play defense. They... suck? Fuck this one.
Los Angeles Clippers - The most cursed team in NBA. Who the fuck is a Clippers fan?
Los Angeles Lakers - Biggest bandwagon team in NBA. There's no team chemistry because everyone on the team hates each other. Kobe is a douche.
Phoenix Suns - The window is shut for them. They bitch a lot.
Sacramento Kings - Kings fans base their entire existence around one particular playoff series.
>> Anonymous
>Golden State Warriors - They can't play defense. They... suck? Fuck this one.

Cop out. Failthread. Sage.
>> Anonymous
Dallas mavericks- starters over 30 years old. Kidd has max 3 years left dirk will start declining soon. Meanwhile Devon Harris scores 20+ points each game when he was traded
>> Anonymous
>>438723
>Bennett has been known to be trying to steal a team and put it in OKC (even though it's smaller than Tulsa)

OKfag here... I know this is just nitpicking, but Oklahoma City is NOT smaller than Tulsa.
>> Anonymous
>Oklahoma City Thunder - Hijacked the Sonics. Holy shit they look stupid. Oklahoma City? Bennett has been known to be trying to steal a team and put it in OKC (even though it's smaller than Tulsa) at least since Hurricane Katrina.
>Bennett has been known to be trying to steal a team and put it in OKC (even though it's smaller than Tulsa) at least since Hurricane Katrina.
>(even though it's smaller than Tulsa)
>smaller than Tulsa

wat
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>Orlando Magic - Fuck the Magic for getting like the only elite C of the current generation so far. They're never going to use it.

Dude, Howard is like their #1 guy, and he average 20 points and 14 rebounds per game.
>> BruinsFag !lBv7XMzEDw
Los Angeles Lakers- They are a one man team, and that one man is an alleged rapist
>> Anonymous
>>439483

Dwight Howard's got Mad Skillz.
>> lolvid beckmans
ah troll thread, you're a troll thread. Maybe OP should check some attendance stats re: Chicago

>Indiana Pacers - Lol they somehow screwed up an awesome team nucleus to somehow die off.

i accidentally a guy in the stands
>> Anonymous
>>438735

Your anger shows much pathetic butthurt, faggot.
>> Anonymous
WHAT ARE YA FUNNIE?
A FAG?
>> Anonymous
Right about detroit. Don't forget they have the thuggiest fans in the league.