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Arena Ball Party Anonymous
Where my kats at, yo?
>> Anonymous
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Go die, faggot.

I'm the only cat in this shit league.
>> Anonymous
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ARIZONA DIAMONBA - ...I mean...ARIZONA RATTLERS IN THE HOUSE
>> Anonymous
Cory Fleming NEVER FORGET
>> Anonymous
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Hey, men...Let's all relax and look at me...I'm the New Orleans Voodoo.

Kinda of a bad name for a city that got half it's city killed, but okay...

Voodoo away, bros.
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Hey Nashville Kat, you stole our name with your shitty hockey team.

The PRED IS IN THE HOUSE.
>> Anonymous
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K.C BRIGADE IS OVER AND OUT!

...NO, WE AREN'T THE FUCKING TAMPA BAY RAYS. WE ARE PLANES.

FUCK.
>> Anonymous
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Sigh
>> Anonymous
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Hey guys...Crush here...Yeah...John Elway owns us and crap...

Yeah...we stole our name from a orange drink...
>> Anonymous
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FUCK YOU GUYS

I DON'T EVEN LIKE FOOTBALL...AND WHY THE FUCK AM I AVENGING THE PAST LOS ANGELES FOOTBALL TEAMS?

WE NEVER EVEN WON A SHITTY ARENA BOWL

I'm out.
>> Anonymous
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Yes, we have a cooler logo and name than the Browns.

Don't be jealous.
>> Anonymous
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DESTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

CO'LUMBUS RULES

YEAHHHHH DESTROY
>> Anonymous
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...Yeah, I'm that damn fucking cool.

Hey, shitty Tampa Bay Brigade Rays, go get me a beer.
>> Anonymous
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Hi, we're the Miami Hooters. We're named after slang terms for breasts. We were also in the USBL for a while.

Then people told us to cut it out.
>> Anonymous
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Hey, VOODOO. Remember us?
>> Anonymous
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...Leave us alone.

It's not our fault our team name is homosexual.
>> Anonymous
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WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CHANGE ME, THE COOLEST LOGO AND COLORS IN THE WHOLE FUCKING LEAGUE, TO A CHEAP NEW YORK JEST REJECT?

FUCK THIS

IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF FAVRE

FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FUCKING FAVRE
>> Anonymous
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LOOK HOW FUCKING COOL I USED TO BE PEOPLE

BIG, BLACK, AND ORANGE.

NOW WHAT?! I'M TINY AND GREEN. WHAT THE FUCK

FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE

SUICIDE IS THE DRAGON!
>> Anonymous
>>380368
>>380369
sad story bro
>> Anonymous
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HERE COMES CLIFFORD THE BIG RED BAD DOG FROM NEW JERSEY

GET ME SOME COLT 40'S!
>> Anonymous
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Me and the Arizona Rattler use to go out in the 2002, but then I got thrown out of the league.

I miss my boyfriend. ;-;
>> Anonymous
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They told me that Detroit football could thrive in AFL.

They told me that we would a championship.

They said the kids would love me.

...NOW THEY KNOW WHY THE FUCK THEY CALLED ME FURY.
>> Anonymous
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We used to be the most important team in New England.

...Then Brady happened.

Then...fold.
>> Anonymous
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PISSED OFF HORSE.

AUSTIN WRANGLER HERE.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THOSE DESTROYERS?! THAT FUCKER STOLE MY JOB.

GET THE FUCK OVER HERE.
>> Anonymous
>>380353

Thought you were the Conquest. They were cool.
>> Anonymous
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...
>> Anonymous
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You think you had it bad, Carolina? They kicked me out after one season!
>> Anonymous
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MOTHERFUCKERS I AM GONNA KILL YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS

LEFT ME WITH THE FUCKING BOBCATS AND ALL THIS SHIT IM GONNA FUCKING EAT YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS

RAGE RAGE RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> Anonymous
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...Yeah, I know, I suck.
>> Anonymous
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lol face.
>> Anonymous
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THEN I PUT ON MY RAPE FACE

WHERE IS THAT SEXY SABERCAT?!
>> Anonymous
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Who wants to fuck with me?

Yeah, that's right, no one.
>> Anonymous
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Don't make fun of me, please.

Fuck, yeah, I know, the Thunderbears.

What's a Thunderbear? I dunno, don't ask me. I'm gonna go hang out in the corner with the other reject teams like the Wranglers and Steamrollers.
>> Anonymous
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Who shall face me, the IOWA BARNSTORMER?!
>> Anonymous
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Mr. Iowa, you're on!
>> Anonymous
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...Aw shit...I'm gonna get eaten.
>> Anonymous
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Yo, dang, this party is so epic.

It's like all the horrible teams no one ever cares about hanging out with their cool faces and junk. Damn, these kats are off the chain gang.
>> Anonymous
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Forest Dragons...Yeah, New York Dragons, GET THE FUCK OUT.
>> Anonymous
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Oh no you didn't.

I'll fucking kill you like I would to Favre.
>> Anonymous
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Don't worry, Dragons!

THE NEW YORK NIGHTHAWKS WILL BACK YOU UP!
>> Anonymous
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...I'm straight forward.
>> Anonymous
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This is now a Monster Bash.

Hey Voodoo, come hang out with me, and we'll go bash cars.
>> Anonymous
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A storm is brewing.
>> Anonymous
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What the hell is going on here! I got complaints that some kids from the minor leagues were waking up the real teams from the NFL!

You don't have to go home, but you gotta get the hell outta here!
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Well...I guess that's the end of the party, kool kats.
>> Anonymous
Wow...that was...wow.
>> Anonymous
>>380394
>>380396

Holy shit, I lol'd.

Florida Bobcats.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Best teams ever.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Greatest thread ever.

Fuck, wow, all the crappy names, cool logos, and random shit.

The Charlotte Rage? Oh wow.
>> Anonymous
What the fuck is a Barnstormer and a fucking Thunderbear?
>> Anonymous
*slow clap*
>> Anonymous
>>380456
Barnstormers were basically the Harlem Globetrotters of flying.

Thunderbears...I don't even know.
>> Anonymous
>>380403

HE TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK
>> Anonymous
>>380382
The Conquest are arena2, though they're actually changing their name to the Firebirds to try to recapture some of the old fanbase.

But it'll fail, because it's fucking af2
>> Anonymous
>>380479

AF2 PARTY?!
>> Anonymous
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ARENA FOOTBALL?

Did someone say BARNSTORMERS?