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ITT: Favorite sports chants Anonymous
ITT: Favorite sports chants

My favorite:
(To the tune of Lord of the Dance)
Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the verge of lunacy
And we don't give a fuck if you're hanging from a tree
You Judas cunt with HIV

Poetry.
>> Anonymous
EVA

EVA
>> Anonymous
Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole.
>> Anonymous
To the tune of "When the saints go marching in"

Oh (insert town)
(Oh insert town)
Is full of shit
(Is full of shit)
Oh (Insert town) is full of shit.
It's full of shit, shit and more shit.
Oh (Insert town) is full of shit.
>> Anonymous
Give em Hell! Give em Hell! Make em eat shit!.

O-ver Rat- ed
>> Anonymous
FUUUUUUUCK OFF CHELSEA FC
YOU AIN'T GOT NO HISTORY

5 euro cups, and
18 leagues!

That's what we call history!
>> SATAN
Willie's Chant

GO K STATE.

"Don't forget to bring your power towel"
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
WHO DAT


WHO DAT

WHO DAT SAY DEY GON' BEAT DEM SAINTS
and of course

DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> Anonymous
Dun Duh Dun Duun Duuuun Dun Duh Dun *CHARGE!*
>> Anonymous
(Blame it on the boogie)

Don't blame it on the Hamann.
Don't blame it on the Finnan.
Don't blame it on the Biscan.

Blame it on Traore.

He just can't, he just can't,
He just can't control his feet.
>> Anonymous
1 2 3 4 FIRST DOWN BITCH

Calling out the steps of players that get fouled out.
>> Anonymous
THE BUS

THE BUS

IT'S TIME TO START THE BUS!

(GO HOME!)
>> Anonymous
WHAT YOU KNOW BOUT THEM MIAMI BOYS?
>> Britannian Anonymous !4bbKDTSEQc
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope,
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope,
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope,
And this is what he saaaaid...

WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED?!
WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED?!
WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED?!
COS THE REDS GO MARCHING ON ON ON!

The reds being Liverpool in this case.
>> Anonymous
>>436202
Was at that game, It's funny that the media misconstrued the hanging reference as racist though.. it's meant to be a reference to Judas Iscariot who hung himself.
>> Anonymous
>>436326
Also heard every week in the Stretford End. :D

Anyway..

You are a scouser, an ugly scouser, you're only happy on giro day, your mum's out stealing, your dad's drug dealing, please don't take my hubcaps.
>> Anonymous
Good bye Abe

Good bye Abe

Good bye Abeeeeeee!

We're glad to see you go!
>> Anonymous
EV-A
EV-A
EV-A
EV-A
EV-A
EV-A
EV-A
EV-A
EV-A
EV-A
>> Anonymous
CAN WE PLAY YOU EVERY WEEK?
>> Anonymous
>>436371

Ahahaha nice. Who uses that?
>> Anonymous
>>436374
Just about everyone, when X team is raping Y team.
>> Anonymous
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To the tune of "My Way"

And now, the end is near
We've followed Hearts, from Perth to Paisley
We've travelled far, by bus and car
And other times, we've went by railway
We've been, to Aberdeen
We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up
So make a noise you Gorgie Boys
We're going to Europe

To see, HMFC
We'll even dig, the Channel Tunnel
When we're afloat, on some big boat
We'll tie our scarves, around the funnel
We have no cares, for other players
Like Rossi, Boniek or Tardelli
When we're overseas, the Hibs will be
In Portobelly

We all can laugh, at Hibs
When we play Chelsea, Metz or Inter
They'll be up at Dundee
And relegated by mid winter
While we go, marching on
And show the Huns, the way to do it
They lost again, while we had slain
The might of Europe

The day's, not far away
When we will reach, the heights of glory
We'll follow Hearts, through foreign parts
And Gorgie Boys, will tell the story
How we scored three, at Napoli
Hibs lost away, again, at Greenock
When Hibs went down, we took the crown
As Kings of Europe
>> Britannian Anonymous !4bbKDTSEQc
>>436362
Heh, well you lot obviously know something then. :)

A manc bastard, a manc bastard
Out shooting old ladies you're a manc bastard.
A manc bastard, a manc bastard
Kissing cockney arses, you're a manc bastard.
IRA! IRA!
Bombed all you fuckers 'cos ya manc bastards!
IRA! IRA!
We wish they'd nuked ya 'cos ya manc bastards!
>> Anonymous
>>436380
hearts are now my favourite scottish team
>> Anonymous
Adebayor!
Adebayor!
His dad washes elephants
His mum's a whore
>> Anonymous
>>436385
Sign on, sign on, with hope in your heart, cause you'll never get a job, you'll never get a job, sign on, sign on, with hope in your heart...
>> Anonymous
(who ate all the pies tune)

Who likes little boys?
Who likes little boys?
Arsene Wenger, Arsene Wenger
He likes little boys
>> Anonymous
"Did the Doctor kill your mum?"

Sung at teams from Greater Manchester, because Harold Shipman done his shit there
>> Anonymous
So here's to you, Mr Ridsdale
Your teams a joke and you're all broke (broke broke broke)
So here's to you, Mr Ridsdale
Viduka's fat and Smith's a twat (twat twat twat)
>> Anonymous
we can see you sneaking out!
>> Britannian Anonymous !4bbKDTSEQc
>>436393
We, are, top of the league, we are top of the league!
>> Anonymous
>>436404
Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league? Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league?
Have you ever seen Gerrard, ever seen Gerrard, ever seen Gerrard win the league?
>> Anonymous
>>436400
The armband said he was a red - Torres, Torres
You'll Never Walk Alone it said - TORRES, TORRES
We got the lad from sunny Spain
He's got the ball he's scored again
FERNANDO TORRES, LIVERPOOL'S NUMBER 9
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA, NA NA *jumping up and down*
>> Anonymous
Lampard had his house broken into, with many a thing taken, including his car. A Fulham fan did it, and slapped 'FFC Forever' on Lampard's living room wall.

Against Chelsea:

Frank, Frank, wherever you may be
Better change your locks 'cause we got ya key
And soon we'll be back for your flat screen TV
'Cause the writing on your wall says FFC
>> Anonymous
FOREVER AND EVER, WE'LL FOLLOW OUR TEAM,
WE'RE QUEENS PARK RANGERS,
WE RULE SUPREME,
WE'LL NEVER BE MASTERED,
BY NO,
BY NO,
BY NO CHELSEA BASTARDS,
WE'LL STICK THE BLUE FLAG UP YOUR ARSE,
UP YOUR ARSE,
UP YOUR ARSE,
WE'LL STICK THE BLUE FALG UP YOUR ARSE,
FROM STAMFORD BRIDGE TO WEMBLEY,
WE'LL THE BLUE FLAG UP YOUR ARSE!!
>> Anonymous
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(After each successive "Let's Go Band")
POTVIN SUCKS
POTVIN SUCKS
POTVIN SUCKS
POTVIN SUCKS

(to the tune of "Here we go")
BEAT YOUR WIFE POTVIN BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT YOUR WIFE POTVIN BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT YOUR WIFE POTVIN BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT YOUR WIFE POTVIN BEAT YOUR WIFE

Potvin retired in '88, but its still fun to chant this at MSG
>> Anonymous
>>436202
Not as good as that, but related:

He's big! He's black! He takes it up the crack - Sol Campbell Sol Campbell Sol Campbell.
>> Anonymous
There's only one Arsene Wenger!
One Arsene Wenger!
With a packet of sweets, and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a dirty paedophile!
>> Anonymous
Fabregas, oh ohhhh oh
Fabregas, oh ohhhh oh
He's only 17
He's better than Roy Keane
>> Anonymous
Mourinho, are you listening?
Better keep our trophy glistening
We'll be back in May*
To take it away*
Walking in a Fergie wonderland

* can be replaced with "We're 6 points in front, You Portugese cunt
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9fVFV2Z-BQ
>> Anonymous
sage for eurofag soccer chants
>> Anonymous
not many arsenal songs...

oh wait, they never sing
>> Anonymous
OLE OLE OLE
JOSE MOURINHO IS GAY

can also be replaced with

DIDIER DROGBA'S GOT AIDS
>> Anonymous
>>436421
AAAAAaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-der-son-son-son he's better than Kleberson, An-der-son-son-son he's our midfield magician, to the left, to the right, to the samba beat tonight, he is class with the brass, and shiiiits on Faaaaabregas!
>> Anonymous
Favourite Mourinho songs was actually an old one these pie heads I know used to sing:

"Who needs Mourinho, we've got Paul Jewellio"
>> Anonymous
THE CITY'S ALL OURS
THE CITY'S ALL OUUUURRRS

FUCK OFF TO KIRKBY

THE CITY'S ALL OURS
>> Anonymous
>>436426
lol enjoy your dull fans and zero atmosphere
>> Anonymous
>>436426
Because "GO TEAM! *clapclapclap*" is vastly superior.
>> Anonymous
>>436434
Enjoy your diving and low scoring
>> Anonymous
>>436434

we dont chant because we can listen to foo fighters over the tannoy instead
>> Anonymous
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what will I be?
Will I Chelsea? Will I be Spurs?
Here's what she said to me...
"Go wash your mouth out, son
Go get your fathers gun
Then go shoot some Tottenham scum
It's Arsenal for you"

Pretty sure loads of teams use this with the names switched.
>> Anonymous
>>436442
enjoy your ADD and obsession with high numbers
>> Anonymous
>>436447
When every game is either 1-0 or a 1-1 tie, how the hell is that fun?
>> Anonymous
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He kisses the badge on his chest
He puts in a transfer request
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
>> Anonymous
all you faggots forgot the fifa champion

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>> Anonymous
>>436461
no
>> Anonymous
>>436454
Some people don't need to see points scored constantly to stay interested.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>436454

Hooray for overgeneralization!
>> Anonymous
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>>436454
>> Anonymous
IMO, soccer rivalries are a platform for social/economic rivalries between regions and/or classes...very rarely do they involve the teams themselves...

American rivalries are better
>> fashion diva - delivering bottled hot water to dehydrated babies !3wJfpCMhKc
not a chant so much as a taunt but
"Daaaryyl, Daaaryyl"
>> Anonymous
Joooooohn, Arne Riise! (hoo-ha!)
I wanna knooooooooow, how ya scored that goal!

Of course, it was better when the Chelsea fans were singing it
>> Anonymous
>>436454

you say that like it's a valid question that's worth an answer
>> Anonymous
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>>436472
>> Anonymous
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>>436454
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNN SAYS STFU
>> Anonymous
>>436222
>>436326
and


His armband proves that hes a red, torres, torres
you'll never walk alone it says, torres, torres,
we bought the lad from sunny spain
hes got the ball he scores again
FER-NAN-DO TOR-RES LIVERPOOL'S NUMBER 9
>> Remember, remember, on the 5th of November to Anonymous
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put the scousers on the top, put the city in the middle, & burn the fucking lot...
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I always though the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS chant is pretty cool

But now they are the Favres I don't know how that chant is gonna work out
>> Anonymous
Sang by Newcastle (inb4 hilarity ensues - Most of us agree we're an average/crap club full of crocks and cons, but you only hear from the tracksuit mafia who still live in 1904) to SMB 2 seasons ago, after coming from 1-0 down to win 4-1;

1-0 Down,
4-1 Up,
Albert Luque wrapped it up,
And a nick-nack paddy whacked, give your dog a bone,
All the mackems fucked off home!
>> Britannian Anonymous !4bbKDTSEQc
>>436500
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put the manc shite on the top. Fat Bastard Rooney in the middle and burn the fucking lot!
>> Anonymous
park, park, wherever you may be
you eat dogs in your home country
but it could be worse, you could be scouse
eating rats in a council house
>> Anonymous
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When I was young and had no sense
I bought a flute for fifty pence
The only tune that I could play
was FUCK THE POPE AND THE IRA
>> Anonymous
IMPEDE THEM!
IMPEDE THEM!
RESTRICT THEIR LINEAR FLOW!!!


I like it,
I love it,
I want some more of it,
I don't know what it is about them predators scoring,
but i like it,
i love it,
i want some more of it!
>> Anonymous
Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus
Looked up and he said
"WE HATE WEST HAM WE HATE WEST HAM
WE HATE WEST HAM WE HATE WEST HAM
WE ARE THE WEST HAM - HATERS"
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifN1wHjcT7E

Don't deny it chelsea fans.

Also,

>American rivalries are better

LOL
>> Anonymous
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
>> Anonymous
PASS PASS DIVE PASS PASS
DIVE PASS DIVE DIVE PASS PASS PASS
DIVE PENALTY BAWW

/HAIKU
>> Anonymous
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your dad's out stealing,
Your mum's drug dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.
>> Anonymous
>>436419
On a similar theme:

There's only one Arsene Wenger!
One Arsene Wenger!
With a packet of sweets, and a Portuguese tan,
Wenger's got Madeleine McCann!
>> Anonymous
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>>436974
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
The only established sport chant that comes froma REAL sport is as follows:

*dun dun daaaadaaaada*
*dun dun daaaadaaaada*
*dun dun daaaadaaaada*
*dun dun dun!* POTVIN SUCKS
>> Anonymous
>>436522
2-1
WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1
WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1
WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1

HE'S FORTY FIIIIVE
HE'S FORTY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
OBAFEMI MARTINS
IS FORTY FIVE
(Because nigerians lie about their age and don't have proper birth certificates)

ALAN SHEARERS ILLEGITIMATE
HE HAS GOT NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE
HE'S GOT AIDS AND HE CAN'T GET RID OF IT
THE DIRTY BLACK AND WHITE BASTARD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHEARER IS A WANKER
HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT
HE PLAYS FOR SCUM UNITED
HE IS A FUCKING TWAT
HE FUCKS UP ON THE LEFT WING
HE FUCKS UP ON THE RIGHT
AND WHEN HE PLAYS FOR ENGLAND
HE'S ALWAYS FUCKING SHITE

KIERON DYER SHAGS HIS MOTHER
AND HIS SISTER AND HIS BROTHER
ALL THE TIME THEY SHAG EACH OTHER
THE DIRTY BLACK AND WHITE BASTARDS

LEE HOWEY LEE HOWEY LEE HOWEY
YOUR BROTHER IS A CUNT
(Because he played for newcastle)
>> Anonymous
>>437049
SHEARER, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
WE ALL LAUGHED WHEN YOU FUCKED YOUR KNEE
YOU ENDED YOUR CAREER AT THE STADIUM OF LIGHT
AND YOU WON FUCK ALL WITH THE BLACK AND WHITE SHITE
>> Anonymous
"Don't blame it on Henry, Don't blame it on the injuries, Don't blame it on the referees, Blame it on Eboue!"
>> Anonymous
His neck scar proved he was a twat
Tevez! Tevez!
He'll never shag a sexy bird
Tevez! Tevez!

You ugly twat, you argie cunt
They sewed your head on back to front

CARLOS TEVEZ HERMAN MUNSTER'S SON
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKoPLt_coFI&feature=related

everything else in this thread is inferior

learn to get into the game, amerifags.
>> Anonymous
>>437444

actually, this is better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRzjc2N-rIU

very relevant after last sundays match
>> Anonymous
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEnq_5j_vNk

I guess you Eurofags are up early
>> Anonymous
>>437463

LOL so creative xD
>> Anonymous
>>437463

Nigger, thats childs play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBPoyXEOhM
>> Anonymous
>>437463


dude, that's fucking SAD. Even Arkansas and their pig calls have more character than that.
>> Anonymous
>>436362
Amerifag here

Just out of curiosity, is that sung to the tune of "You Are My Sunshine"? And if so, isn't 'away' missing from the end?
>> Anonymous
we are the miami dolphins
the greatest football team
we run the field from goal to goal like noones ever seen

were on the ground were in the sky were always in control
so when you say miami
youre talking superbowl

we are the dolphins
miami dolphins
miami dlophins
number one

(repeat)
>> Anonymous
>>437664

Fuck, read the comments, some fags are complaining about the rude langauge in the stadiums
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3DJnxjeWLY

Not an Arsenal fan, just hate Ashley Cole.
>> Anonymous
drink drink
wherever we may be
coz we are the drunk and disorderly
and we dont give a fuck
whoever you may be
coz we are the drunk and disorderly
>> Anonymous
We all cheer for a redneck hockey team
redneck hockey team
redneck hockey team

- Sung when playing the Carolina Hurricanes
>> Anonymous
>>437673


the scousers stole it
>> Anonymous
Fuck the dodgers

repeat at any san francisco sporting event
>> Anonymous
North American chants blow. Either we copy off the Europeans or we come up with shitty shitty chants like the Nashville Predators "I like it...etc" and various other dumb shit.
>> Anonymous
RAT SHIT BAT SHIT
SMELLY OLD TWAT
SIXTY NINE ASSHOLES
TIED IN A KNOT

HOORAY LIZARD SHIT!!!!
FUCK!!!
>> Anonymous
>>437049

Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?
(Clap Clap)
Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?
(Clap Clap)
Have You Ever Seen A Mackem?
(Clap)
Ever Seen A Mackem?
(Clap)
Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?
(Clap Clap)


>>437731
you and everyone else pal
>> Anonymous
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VIVA JOHN TERRY
VIVA JOHN TERRY
HE COULD HAVE WON THE CUP
BUT HE FUCKED IT UP
VIVA JOHN TERRY
>> Anonymous
Who's that man from Argentina?
Who's that man they all adore?
Plays with Rooney, plays with Wes
He's our superstar Tevez
And forever at United he will score!


Anderson, son, son
He's better than Kleberson.
Anderson, son, son
Our midfield magician.
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class with the brass
And he shits on Fabregas!
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKSpEfPOTo

Something is wrong with all of you.
>> Anonymous
PUTO NEGRO EL QUE NO BOTE ES! ES!

PUTO NEGRO EL QUE NO BOTE ES! ES!
>> Anonymous
MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN

- Rangers chant, May 2008.
>> Anonymous
>>437673
>> Anonymous
We`ll drink a drink a drink
To Eric the King the King the King
He`s the leader of our football team
He`s the greatest
Centre forward
That the world has ever seen