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Anonymous
Dear /sp/.

I know alot of you are confused about why the rams suck ass but are not regarded as the worst team in the world.

Heres the explanation.

See here in Los Angeles, we have had a grudge against the rams ever since the decided to pack up and leave us behind to go to Missouri.

Well if you have noticed, the team for the past couple years has had decent talent in Stephen Jackson, Marc Bulger, Torry Holt...but never seem to be able to do anything.

I think its time we let you in on the secret. We have been ever so slyly working on them from the inside. We have made deals with the players to throw the games in order to make them the worst team not only talent wise but economically once the fanbase is depleted. Soon the team will not be able to gross more than 500 dollars a game and the stadium will be empty.

We will extend to them offers to bring the team back and let us bail them out of this slump. They will come and the players, having had their deals lifted, will again perform up to standard. The Rams will once again win a super bowl but this time the trophy will have engraved "The Los Angeles Rams".

Any Questions?
>> Anonymous
Why are you such an idiot?
>> Anonymous
Yeah, why did it take so long for you to do this?
>> Anonymous
wouldn't you rather have the vikings at this point?
>> Anonymous
>>347312
We felt it would be obvious if we were too immediate in our pursuing of the team.

>>347315
We don't wish to take anyone elses team, just take what is rightfully ours.
>> Anonymous
The Rams belong to Cleveland, not to Los Angeles
>> Anonymous
>>347385
We feel to say that, would be grossly greedy considering you already have the browns. and you should be happy with them.
>> Anonymous
Thanks, OP. We figured it was a Miami Heat scenario, where a vastly talented team wins a championship, then throws games to get awesome draft picks. Rinse, Repeat.

Good to know its just a giant plot by the LA Jews.
>> Anonymous
>>347389
Cleveland deserves two teams because we're so awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>347399
yeah! remember when the indians.....oh but remember when the browns won.....but you have to remember when the cavs were in the finals and they.....shit.
>> Anonymous
Los Angeles had not one but two NFL teams and managed to fuck it up so badly they both decided to move. Not to mention you didn't support the Rams. I do not feel sorry for your city.
>> Anonymous
>>347441
we lost the rams because the owner died and his wife decided to move them to her hometown. If that isn't shitty, i dont know what is.
>> Anonymous
>>347452
plans to develop land near anaheim stadium fell through and your attendance wasn't amazing
>> Anonymous
First, the only reason that the Rams are in St. Louis was because Jed Bush and a few of his buddies pulled some last minute shenanigans to steal the new expansion team that was instead to become the Jacksonville Jaguars. (Have you ever wondered why their is a team in Jacksonville?)
So, the city had a new stadium built, and realizing LA was a shit hole full of Mexicans (when Football only propers in shit holes full of blacks and rednecks), the Rams got the hell out and went to a real city.

If you want to make the world right, put the Cardinals back in Saint Louis (seriously, who else would want the losingest franchise in history besides people that grew up with them), the Rams in L.A., the Jaguars in Phoenix, and we all try to forget that someone actually thought that Jacksonville could support an NFL team.

TL;DR: The NFL is screwed up because of Jacksonville, who were supposed to be in STL anyway. Put the Rams and Cardinals back in their proper cities and give Phoenix the upstarts.
Also, it's Bushes fault.
>> Anonymous
>>347545
why does everyone rag on jacksonville?
1) footballs big in the southeast
2) wikipedia says its the 12 biggest city in america
>> Anonymous
>>347441
>Los Angeles had not one but two NFL teams

Rams
Raiders
Chargers
>> Anonymous
>>347555
Because it had three games blacked out last year when the team was 11-5 and looked like one of the best in football, and they had no other local competition.
Imagine how much that place must suck when they are losing.
Also, as said earlier, Jacksonville was never supposed to get a team anyway, some Florida politicians literally stole the team at the last second. (The Saint Louis merchandise was already distributed to local stores.)

Plus, except for the panhandle, Florida is not really that Southern. And the south goes crazy for NCAAF, the NFL not so much.
>> Anonymous
The NFL should be in the north. The NCAA is for the south.