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Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
Yu about to lose, Angels.

Book it because Yu said it.

If the Angels had given me the 500 million I wanted for 20 years, I would of won the game.

But no.

They wanted Tori Hunter they sad.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
Hunter over me?

What the fuck were they thinking?

He isn't as pretty as me, right?
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
Yu about to be rocked, K-Rod!
>> Anonymous
You who?
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
Strike out?

I could of done that shit in 2 pitches.

2 pitches, and I woulda struck out that guy.
>> Anonymous
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>>384628
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
>>384628

YU BETTER KNOW WHO I AM!

I AM YU DARVISH

THE JAPANESE SEX SYMBOL.

I THROW 12 TYPE OF PITCHES.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
Fucking don't know who Yu is.
>> Anonymous
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He got 99 pitches, but a Change-up ain't one.

Pic related in 3 years
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
>>384653

The change-up is also known as my Sex Ball.

It makes the girls swoon.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
TORI HUNTER THEY SAID

I WOULD OF RAN THAT SHIT OUT IN 4 SECONDS.

I'm fast.

Faster than Tori Hunter.
>> Anonymous
And I can spell TORII Hunter correctly.
>> Anonymous
She's hot
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
Just get to the bottom of the 9th.

They'll win the game, and then Boston will call me up and be like,

'Yu, I love you, man...sign with us next year.'

And I'll be like,

'Nah, pay me some A-Rod plus Jeter money, and then we'll talk.'

Then I go bang my hot wife, Saeko.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
>>384669

Do Yu think I give a shit?

No.

Tori Hunter.

Torri Hunter.

Terry Hunter.

Why the fuck does it matter? I'm better.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
So this is the end, Angels.

Goodbye, you fuckers who wouldn't pay me.

Dodgers vs. Red Sox World Series, please.

The loser will see me and pay be billions to make me win them a title.
>> Anonymous
>>384694
Fuck that, it needs to be Rays/Phillies. Two teams that DESERVE to battle it out for a title.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
Rays don't deserve shit.

They're poor.

Phillies don't deserve shit.

They have a shit city.

This is Yu's way.
>> Anonymous
>>384702

0/10
>> Anonymous
This fucking game in playing into my Chronicles of Riddick slot. Fuck man.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
These fuckers are playing into my banging my hot wife time.

Fuck them.