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Anonymous
Oh hai, I am incredibly talented but held back by my shitty team. You'd think these guys got hit by a storm or something. Lol just kiddin guys, but really I need a change of scenery or else I will just suffocate behind Deuce McCallisters overrated fat butt.

tl;dr I'm a pc and I score touchdowns.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
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Come with us, we could use a wide receiver!
>> Anonymous
shouldn't you be running sideways along the line of scrimmage somewhere.
>> Anonymous
Oh, you guys are giving me the ball? Sweet... wait, 1 hole, isn't that in the middle? FUCK
>> Anonymous
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>>388030
is somebody talking about ME?!
>> Anonymous
Hey... What's up? We'd like to help you ot, but we already have 3 good running backs and two above average recievers. maybe you can try the other side of the stadium though (the Jets) i here they're running back sucks teh cawk
>> Anonymous
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>>388042
forgot my pic to show you who i am]
>> michael_moses !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
>>388042
>i here they're

Nicely done.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Barry Sanders and Reggie Bush battle for the a spot atop the list of most negative rushing yards in a career.
>> Anonymous
>>388054
Barry Sanders wins and STILL had 2000 rushing yards at the end of that season.
>> Anonymous
>>388054
Sanders career YPC: 5.0
Bush career YPC: 3.7
>> Anonymous
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I'm not saying I'd want this to happen...but if they ever made a Space Jam 2, who do you think would be the main star, and whose talents would be stolen?
>> Anonymous
>>388151
Fuck wrong tab, should be a new a topic...
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>> Anonymous
>>388156
protip: there is a way to delete posts.
>> Anonymous
>riggie bust
>incredibly talented
lol o wow
>> Anonymous
>>388151
The Star would be Rax Grissman, and the talents would be the NFL players of the world. It ends with Rax using cartoon powers to throw a pass into orbit, which is ruled incomplete, Bugs and Gang will have lost and be imprisoned.

But, Rax will know that he has thrown for more yards in one pass then any other QB in history (as he doesn't count whether or not the ball is actually caught in the total yardage), and that would make him the true winner.
>> Anonymous
>>388108
i was looking up bush vs sanders average reception yardage to make you look foolish, but then i found this:

bush career yds/rec: 7.4
sanders career yds/rec: 8.3

so, there's that...
>> Anonymous
Barry Sanders hall of fame hopes: Already in.

Reggie Bush hall of fame hopes: not looking good.
>> Anonymous
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O hai, fuck Reggie Bush.

No, we're not over it yet.
>> Anonymous
>>388165
you faggots would consider him a bust even if he averaged 100 yards rushing a game. most of you motherfuckers are idiots. not a reggie bush dick rider but damn give dude a break. he's doing big things for the saints this year.
>> Anonymous
>>388172

I figured Sanders probably had him in that to. Bush has been thrown to more than Boldin was in his first however many games Bush has played now.
>> Anonymous
Hai reggie welcome to the nfl. We here at the saints think you are a nigger. You will be a nigger until you learn how to run up the middle. Now get that tv and run nigger.