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Cubs Pasta HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
"Ohhhh well excuse me, you latte-swilling hipster scum, but we don't all take afternoons to go to Cubs games, drink beer, ignore the game and call coworkers to talk about how hip we are, going to the Cubs game, supporting the shitty team because it's so damn trendy.

You want to be able to tell everyone how cool you are the next day, you want to waste all your money on shitty and overpriced beer, you want to hit on some chick who's been drunk since the second inning while she ignores your ass, you want to get a few buddies and jump anyone on the north side who's man enough to actually support a team that people care about and isn't a damn side show like the chicken piece of shit you are, you go to Wrigley. You want baseball, you head south.

It's over bro. Go back to the cafe and sip your espresso all the while discussing the inherent flaws of Dutch postmodernism in terms of representing the cultural majority you hipster fuck."

Eat it up, /sp/
>> Anonymous
It's... beautiful... ;-;
>> Anonymous
dodgerfag approves :3
>> Anonymous
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See this, Cubs fans? This is what winners get when they bring home at least one title every century.

Only time in the last 100 years the Cubs have seen this much ice was when they were defrosting their bats before game 4 tonight.
>> Anonymous
Cubs fan here, and I have to say a majority of this copypasta is true.

It's sad to see that 75% of Cubs fans are nothing but bandwagoners that can't name a single player on the starting rotation, or drunk frat boys.

I had to sit next to a college girl when I went to a game this year and she actually asked me, "What does UBS stand for?"

I then moved from that seat...
>> Anonymous
nice op
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>381909

I didn't write a word, I just combined two posts from /sp/ tonight.
>> Anonymous
>>381906

By the way, I am a White Sox fan as well...
>> Anonymous
>>381906
should have banged her
>> Anonymous
>>381880

:awesome: