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4chan /sp/'s God
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God here; I can't tell you who will win, but I can tell you who WON'T win. 1. Chicago Blackhawks. I mean really; this team is the one team in Chicago no one ever loves, reguardless if they are good or the suck. 2. St. Louis Blues. They are never gonna do it, for they are cursed due to the fact that there is no blues music in St. Louis! Why is this not the team name for Chicago, where blues music actually came from? 3. Pittsburgh Penguins. Even with mega-fag Sidney Crosby, this team is NOT the team of the future, due to a retarded coach who should be shot (and I ain't a Pens fan or hater, so saying he should be is a bad thing), and no money to spend, due to no one willing to buy them. 4. Boston Bruins. Until Fitzy from YouTube, the psycho fan of Boston sports, actually shows up and supports this team, they have no chance. This guy spends 24/7 worshipping the Pats, Sox and Celts, so for him to ignore the Bruins tells you something about their ability to suck. 5. LA Kings. This team is beyond the normal level of total shit; I can't believe this team exists anymore, especially since the Ducks don't suck. 6. San Jose Sharks. Ok, why has this team STILL not won anything? Because no one in San Jose knows what hockey is. 7. Montreal Canadians. Ok, this team could have won it, but I now put them on the unlikely side due to the NHL doing everything it make the Canadians the worst team in the NHL, for if the people who live in a city where there is a riot after winning a first round series, you don't want that team to ever reach the playoffs again.
So who will win? I don't know, but my hopes are on the Detroit Red Wings (the one thing in Detroit that actually is awesome)
Love to all, God.
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