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Hey /sp/, what the fuck kind of name is Plaxico? ITT: Other bullshit names.
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CADILLAC Williams.
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pacman
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Ibeatstripper Jones
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>>35805
nickname, his real name is carnell
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Tiger
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melky cabrera
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>>35809
Still a dumb name.
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COCO
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Dick Trickle
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Bake McBride is the opposite of bullshit names. There is not one syllable of this name that is not useful.
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Irina SLUTSKAYA
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>>35813
he's a nig, of course he'd have a stupid name.
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Ronde Barber.
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Jerametrius Butleris a CB for St. Louis, but seriously Jerametrius? WTF what a hood rat name
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Tom Brady. Since 18-1 anyone carrying that name looks like a faggot.
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mookie wilson
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>>35876
It's alright, because I still suck his dick every night.
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>>35962

Mookie Blaylock
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/thread
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>>35978
pig disgusting
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Placido Polonco
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>> Anonymous
Wait, if Plaxico is a reciever, why is he #17?
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>>36108
good question
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>>36076
his first name is richard
hes known as dick butkus
hes probably the best linebacker the bears have ever had. weird name....ehh its a last name so "weird" is questionable
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>>36108

because the leauge decided to let keychawn johnson wear #19 because the jets had all the 80 numbers taken up. then when he was traded he wanted to keep it, so the league said awright, here other wide recievers, you get numbers in the 10's as well
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D'Brickashaw is the pinnacle of bullshit names.
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>>36076
Dick was a pretty normal name back then. People didn't use it the same way they do now. Everyone named Richard was known as Dick for short. Nothing weird there.
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>>36088
pig homosexual

Melky Cabrera
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>>36137
no i just come from /a/
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>>36108
When he came to the Giants, 80 was taken so he choose the # of the day of his contract signing, but Feagles already had 17. So Feagles, being the smart punter that he is, gave Plaxico the number in exchange for an all expense paid trip for his family
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Dick Pole, meet Lucious Pusey.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900
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See also Misty Hyman
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Coco Crisp
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I know this is mostly first names but De'Cody Fagg
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DJ Strawberry

Game; Set; Match
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>>36108
In football, any number except 50's, 60's and 70's are eligible receiver numbers. Lower-end numbers are usually kickers and QB's, but every once in a while you get one of the newfags that do it wrong...
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>>36383

I thought WR's could only be 10's and 80's

At least only in the NFL, ther are a lot less limits in college.
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Hulk Hogan
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>>36416
his name is terry bolea

famousfolk.com
youd be surprised how many famous people just have "stage names"
this isnt even a complete list
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Nigger McPunchesPeopleInTheFaceForAbsolutelyNoReasonAtAllInfactTheGuyWasWhiteSoItCouldHaveBeenAHateCrime
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Randall Gay
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RUDY GAY
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Anyone said Coco Crisp yet? I'm too fucking lazy to check all your lame posts.
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>>36604
Do we have an appropriate pic in /sp/ for someone that is slow?
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>>36628
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Perfection Harris
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There was a RB on /cle/ about 5 years ago named Ben Gay.
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Chauncey Billups
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Toby Oshitola
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>>36076
Dick Butkus.
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Harry Colon
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Peerless Price

I heard an interview with his mom and let's just say niggers.
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>>35807
Goddammit, I LIKE that name Pacman!

>>36112
I had a deep discussion with some friends about how the name Dick Butkus could have been used as a tool to harden the fellow up to be a mean-ass linebacker. We all thought at school, there'd be people saying "look, it's Dick Butkus! GET HIM!" and he'd either be beat up or laughed at. Good psychological training.
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>>36888
So you and your friends came up with the plot to "A Boy Named Sue."
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>>36898

Thank you anon.
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>>36888

I'm pretty sure he went by Richard, Richie, Rich or something like that in school. Dick is an old person name.
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Sidney Crosby.

It's a fucking girls name.

inb4 flyerfag haters
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>>37006
i think you mean ib4 any penguins fans

because no one outside pittsurgh likes niggerlips.
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Madison Hedgecock
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>>37028

Yeah, you're right. I forgot only Penguinfags like that faggot.
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I'l add to Ronde Barber, and say what's up with the naming of his twin brother Tiki? Their parents had to choose two names when they were born, but why those two? Tiki is not a name. It's a decoration.
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>>37006
It's only fitting.
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Cam Cameron
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Chubby Cox, Dick Trickle, Johnny Dickshot, Dick Butkus, Assol Slivets, Ron Tugnutt, Irina Slutskaya, Jarri, Kurri.

Those are the filthiest names of professional athletes.

Ron Tugnutt was my goalie coach in like 2004. He's a good guy.
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>>38014
Jarri Kurri* I think.
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Gregor Fucka
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lol
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>>38827

you can't be serious
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>>38827
What a headling! Where's Jay Leno when you need him?
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Fui Fui Moi Moi
He's wearing the blue and gold.
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Djemba-Djemba
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Rube Boumtje Boumtje
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Nene.
/thread
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Milton Bradley

Someone had bad parents.
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Papa Bouba Diop
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Longar Longar
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kaka
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I don't think nicknames count.
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Mamadou Diene