WATER POLO ALL IN THIS MOTHERFUCKERUSA vs. GERMANY ON USA CHANNEL
right now? FUCK!
wow they have beastly guys on water polo. apparently people who can bench 400lbs are common
>>266921Yeah, they are.Its the sport for manly men.
>>266914Man, water polo look FUCKING HARD to do, even those they have those gay looking caps for protection....
>>266924The only protection is the ears.I know a guy that got hit in the ear and lost hearing there for 3 weeks. Other than that, nothing.And underwater is pretty much anything goes. Anything.
NBC's fucking "real-time" online score is far from fucking real-time. Fucking A.
>>266914Not the gif version? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
>>266926Seriously. Mad respect for those guys. link relatedhttp://tinyurl.com/5t5ttl
>>266914Fuck, it was a gif, but not an animated one?!?!?Whyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!(Becomes an An Hero)
Who cares? Michael Phelps is answering questions!
>>266938Phelps talks like a true athlete, if you know what I mean.Damn, if Phelps and Micheal Jordan can make a commerical, I would fap furiously to it.
FUCK YEAH GOAL5-2 USA
>>266952FUCK NO GERMANY SCORED
If you want to see a guy getting the shit kicked out of him, look at the two players RIGHT in front of the goal when the USA is on defense.Its fucking brutal.
oh shit that guy got kneed in the face underwater!
>>266957I saw it and was like HOLY SHIT.Since I'm a newfag of this shit, with all the fucking your opponent up underwater and shit, what counts as a major foul?
DANCAN CHINKS!
Whoa, check out that old chink with that 'fro....
>>266966A major foul is basically a regular foul when someone has a chance to score. Note that a chance to score can be "if I get the ball, I'm probably going to score"Its also the more blatant shit, dunking- for example counts. So does pulling on someone swimming ahead of you so you get ahead of them.
oh shit you guys heard that thump off the german goalie when the ball hit him?
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Protip: If you don't know where the exclusion is coming from, its probably on the center defender.
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5-5FUCK YOU NAZIS
POWER PLAY GOALFUCK YEAH 6-5 USA
FUCK YEAR
FUUUUUCK YEAH>>266990Shots can get up to like 75 mph
PENALTY SHOT FUCK YEAH
GAME OVER.
FUCK YES 5 METER GOALLOL AT THE GOALIE ON COCAINE
>>267012Hell no, this game is JUST getting physical
>>267012Oh fuck, I forgot it's the 3rd.Damn, I think getting 3 hours of sleep since the Olympics started is affecting me.
Penthouse commerical? On my USA channel?
FUCK YEAH
>>267020IT'S THE VIP CLUB. IT'S ABSOLUTELY INSANE!
See, that offensive foul on the counter attack was probably someone pulling on someone else's legs.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK YOU KRAUTS
BS CALL
FUCK YES BEAST SAVE
TWO BS CALLS
MONSTER SAVEFUCK YOU REFS
HOLY FUCK NICE FUCKING PASS
YES BITCHES YES
FUCK YEAH WRIGHTWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUCK NO 8-7
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GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING NAZIS
GOD DAMNIT REFS ARE YOU BLIND
Horrible Turnover!
NO FUCK FUCK FUCK NO
KRAUT GOT PUNCHED IN TEH FACE LOL
LOL at grabbing that guy's junk
GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLwait no!
DISALLOWEDFUCK YEAH REFS
FUUUCK YES INSIDE 5 METERS FUCK YES FUUUUUUUUCK
>>267062It happens. Name somewhere more painful.
REFS = GODSREFS = GODS
15 SECONDS15 SECONDSGO USA OH FUCK OH FUCK
Right, here's what happened.Germany couldn't get the ball, so what they do is let the USA take a penalty shot. That way there's a definite shot, meaning that Germany CAN get the ball one more time IF they save.
AMERICAFUCK YEAH
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AMERICA, FUCK YEAHGERMANY DENIED, THEY'RE OUT OF THE OLYMPICS
More 2nd and 3rd place!!!USA!!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!!USA!!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!!USA!!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA, EAT SHIT KRAUTSHEY GERMANY TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE
Synchronized swimming?Get this shit off my TV
Is water polo really THAT exciting?
>>267091Fuck yes it is.Its basically like 30 minutes of seeing guys fight each other in water with a ball flying around at like 80mph.
>>267091Yes, you should watch it sometime. Plus, it's violent.
>>267087Hey, hey that was some good shit right there, son.
>>267101gay gay is gay
>>267105Wouldn't gay gay actually be straight?
>>267097>>267098I guess I'll watch the next match.
>>267118Good because the next match with the USA is the semi-finals.
FFFFFF I tuned in expecting intense shit and it's synchro swimming
>>267127Sucks bro. The game was fucking CRAZY, down to the last second. USA USA USA
>>267128God dammitI was watching the Phelps interview and got suckered in by women's rowingFuck you, NBC, just fuck you
>>267127Synchronized swimming is hilarious. It's like watching someone doing the robot underwater.
lol wtf. chinks fuck up and lose sync and get highest score?