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Michael Phelps shoop da whoop Anonymous
Michael Phelps is a beast
>> Anonymous
Blastoise!
>> Anonymous
He did nothing in this 4x4
>> Anonymous
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>>238526
>> Anonymous
>>238530
fit nigger is fit
>> Anonymous
More phelps GIFs pl0x
>> Anonymous
he almost lost the race for us
>> Anonymous
>>238518
That is a shitty fucking shoop job.
>> Anonymous
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>>238518
this is much bettar
>> Anonymous
>>238518
somebody who knows what the fuck they are doing please redo this. it's a good idea just shitty execution.
>> Anonymous
>>238617
lol
>> Anonymous
This thread kinda reminds me of the days of the Zidane shoops. Except those shoops were fucking amazing...
>> The Judge
2 more, rack 'em up.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH PHELPS, THREE DOWN
>> Anonymous
FUCK YOU THORPE
>> Anonymous
>>238641
Dear Phelps,

That race wasn't entertaining in the least.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>238642
That cocksucker just got owned. Thorpe will be erased after these games.

BY A SECOND
>> Anonymous
Phelps is a DOMINATOR.
>> Anonymous
WON BY 2 SECONDS
>> Anonymous
And he does it while staying clean. Props to a true sportsman.
>> Anonymous
The only way to win is killing this motherfucker
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH NATALIE COUGHLIN, SCREW YOU ZIMBABWE
>> Anonymous
>>238657
fuck yeah!!! I must say watching them push off the wall in HD is hot.....I fapped.
>> Anonymous
>>238650
except that time he got arrested for dui while underage
but who cares as long as he is winning gold medals
>> Anonymous
>>238657
FUCK YEAH, SCREW THAT BITCH
>> The Judge
C'mon, other swimmer guy who isn't Phelps or Larson Jensen!
>> Anonymous
why drive when you can fucking swim like a mad cunt?
>> Anonymous
>>238554

LOL, true that, Sullivan smoked him and got a world record 100m in the process.
>> The Judge
1 2, baby.

WHY ARE WE SO GOOD?
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH PIERSOL

My god, USA is making swimming their bitch today.
>> Anonymous
ANOTHER GOLD FOR TEAM USA!
>> Anonymous
Fucker Peirsol....pay attention. Great comeback! and we got the silver too!
>> Anonymous
3 FOR 3
And a silver, and bronze.
Oh hey world, would you like a medal?
*CRUSH*
o_o...0_0...O_O
>> Anonymous
>>238657
agreed, fuck coventry
>> Anonymous
Phelps on NBC, DRINK!
>> Anonymous
how cute they are giving them bouquets of flowers
>> Anonymous
I want to fuck the chicks holding the medals....om nom nom
>> Anonymous
phelps looks like down syndrome kid just standing there
>> Anonymous
America, home to fine athletes like phelps and fat jowls like phelps' mom
>> The Judge
I still love that whole last place/father commercial.
>> Anonymous
>>238729
maybe they should let Morgan Freeman do all the athlete story segments
>> Anonymous
Leisel Jones smashed it
>> The Judge
AMERICA GETS THE GOLD IN BREAKDANCING
>> Anonymous
Getting tired of Ausfailians winning stuff. They're the epitome of the fans of a team that never wins anything but start acting like the biggest dicks when something slightly good happens.
>> Anonymous
19-14 USA over chinks in medal count.

Fucking yes.
>> Anonymous
>>238756
Chinese and American men are tied for gold medals. Their wimmin folk are beating us.

Come on American women. We didn't let you out of the kitchen for nothing!
>> Anonymous
>>238751

No that's the one thing Korea would get gold in.
>> Anonymous
I love Olympics.

Fervent Nationalism is A-OK.
>> Anonymous
>>238768
Japan likes Baseball
China likes Basketball
What does Korea like?
>> Anonymous
>>238773
Starcraft.
>> Anonymous
>>238773
Starcraft
>> Anonymous
>>238773
I was watching the Korean womens archery the other day
those bitches are good
>> Anonymous
>>238775
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>238774
>>238775

Hivecraft.
>> The Judge
>>238770
I love it because it's a way to be mind-numbingly patriotic and American with minimal connection to Bush, and all the hate that he seems to bring.
>> Anonymous
>>238755

Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful
>> Anonymous
phelps comin back to ZERG RUSH UR WATER CUBE!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>238789
Not trolling.
>> The Judge
>>238789
Did you think it was trolling the Ausfags, or sarcastic trolling against the Amerikkkans?
>> Anonymous
Whats most impressive is Phelps is able to maintain his pace even with all of NBC's commentators riding his dick
>> The Judge
I love that little guy Horton. He just a little ball of muscle.
>> Anonymous
>>238784
Fucking signed.
>> Anonymous
>>238802
Seriously, they should just start fapping on air already. We get it, he's good.
>> Commander Anonymous: Leader of All Anonymous !.F8o2G8We.
God damn, he won again. He does he do that?

>>238802
They ride him like a horse.
>> Anonymous
This would be a great background for the Make McCain interseting contest. Is that still going on?
>> Anonymous
I will give the Chinese this: they're fucking polite spectators. Did you hear the cheer just now? For the American, their biggest competition?
>> Anonymous
>>238810
I think they're happy in general because it's distracting them from how shitty their lives are.

God, the NBC commentators are so gay for the US competitors.
>> Anonymous
>>238817
Well, I mean, they are Americans. You'd think a foreign broadcast would be more centric on that certain country.
>> Anonymous
>>238810
They know they have this in the bag because it's a judging competition on their own turf. They can afford to be polite.
>> Anonymous
>>238818
Yeah, I'm cool with the whole nationalism thing. But they're talking too much, and it's really dragging down the excitement. I don't care if Phelps wears size 14, fuck off and let me watch it already.
>> Anonymous
I like the announcers. I think it was Hannah Miley of GB that the announcer started making a Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus joke about.
>> Anonymous
>>238817
Could be worse. The fucking CBC is sucking the dicks of US athletes more than their own country's.
>> Anonymous
Phelps is like the swimming version of Lance Armstrong. It's a great athletic achievement and all that shit, but dear god it's so freaking boring watching any event he's in since he's effectively won before he's even touched the water. It's like having the plot of a book spoiled to you, reading through it anyway, and trying your damnedest to pretend to be shocked and awed by the ending.
>> Anonymous
I'm no gymnast expert but that was pretty damn impressive right there
>> Anonymous
>>238848
QFT
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I shooped this last night. The picture was too easy...
>> Anonymous
>>239044
wouldn't a Pool's Closed reference be more fitting?
>> Anonymous
>>239044
You forgot to shoop the one on the left's penis. Otherwise, its ok. Needs more this in .gif format.
>> Anonymous
>>239044
lol awesome.
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>>239101
fixed
>> Anonymous
anybody have a link to the video of the race?
>> Anonymous
>>239166
nbcolympics.com
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>>239069
Yeah after i closed it out I realized I missed a shoop.
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>>238617
that was fuckin hilarious