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>Report: Bears' Orton likely to miss one month

Fucking great. A whole month full of /sp/ talking about Rex Grossman.
>> Anonymous
>Rex Grossman

the fuck is that?

OH YOU MEAN RAX GRISSMAN
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>448949
>Rex Grossman

Who is that?
>> Anonymous
Fuck you, this is the best thing to happen to /sp/ ever, and Rax will murder you with a helmet and fuck your mother and three aunts for saying otherwise, because he's just that fucking awesome
>> Anonymous
I believe you mean Rax Grissman, you fucking cunt. Have you ever thrown for 7000 yards in a quarter? Didn't think so.
>> Anonymous
You just unleashed the dragon on /sp/ you idiot
>> Anonymous
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i was called?
>> Anonymous
next week:

"while warming up for the game, rax remembered the commentary he saw after fucking 10 hookers. he saw bob costas speaking like he was rolling his eyes at rax. Rax saw him in the booth and knew where he was. 2 minutes later he was in the game, 1st and 10, and let it fly. Bob costas caught that ball in his open mouth mid-play and it came out through his scull. Rax had only one comment "if you're at the game you better watch out"
>> Anonymous
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>>448985
Challenger appears
>> Anonymous
Rax has reemerged. OOHHH SSSSHHHHHHHH
>> Anonymous
>>448954
>>448955
>>448960
>>448963
>>448987
>>448992

LOL FORCED MEMES ARE AWESUM
>> Anonymous
>>448991
Rawks Grasminn
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>>448994
jealous eurofag bawwwwing because no one talks about soccer.
>> Anonymous
>>448994
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I'M UP EARLY AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT SOCCER
>> Anonymous
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>>448994
>> Anonymous
RAX has killed so many eurofags that we don't have count because he doesn't give a shit
>> Anonymous
i like how rox grirrsmon is too scared to make post game interviews with out his helmet on.
>> Anonymous
>>449065
he only does that to protect the faggot reporters from his LAZOR
>> Anonymous
>>448994
Its not all that forced anymore, Rax Grissman is one of the few memes that really caught fire and stuck around long after it became relevant. Its more of a phenomenon these days.
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Please, Rax can't go deep like me.
>> Anonymous
>>448949
The Bears could go 4-0 in the games he starts and the Chicago fans would still scream for the Bears to bench him. I say he goes 6 TDs and 5 INTs and everyone will be calling for his head.
>> Anonymous
The problem with Rax isn't his desire to unleash the dragon everytime he touches the ball.

It's tha fact that he's just as likely to throw it to the other team as he is to throw it to his own.
>> Anonymous
I still wish the Pats had picked up Sexy Rexy when Brady went down

Now all we have is Matt Cassel

:'(
>> Anonymous
>>448994

Someone needs to brush up on their chandictionary?
>> Anonymous
>>449291
I wish you would have taken him , so we could play with caleb.
>> Anonymous
>>449291
He probably would have done okay in new england. Moss might be able to get as deep as he can throw.
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Quarterbacks aren't important for the Bears. The Bears score points based on the body count their defense racks up.

Pic very much related.
>> Anonymous
fuckkkkkkkkkk yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear grissman is back bitchs


brb getting grissman on mah fantasy team.
>> Anonymous
the fuck is Rex Grossman? Is he somehow related to Rax Grissman?
>> Anonymous
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The Bears almost lost yesterday to the worst team ever put together. You shitkickers nearly ruined our perfect season! Pic related.
>> Anonymous
It took Rax Grissman to shed light on how much of a gigantic faggot I have become.

Thank you Rax, thank you /sp/
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>>449484
DUNTE CALLPEEPER IS GONNA UNLEASH THE DRAGON NEXT WEEK, BITCHES!!!
>> Anonymous
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>>448987

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
>> Anonymous
They should start Caleb Hanie over Rax!
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Did you fuckin' see me on Sunday? How many bombs did I throw? I can't remember cuz I was doing it ALL GAME! Thanks for getting hurt Orton!
>> Anonymous
>>449507

what happens when chuck norris round house kicks rax's deep ball?
Anyone have a calculator I have to divide by zero
>> Anonymous
>>449524
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED HERE YOU MANIAC?!?
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>>449532
>>449524

OH SHHHHHHHH
>> Anonymous
eurofags hate da big armcock known as Rax Grissman cause when he was young he used to hurl footballs over the atlantic ocean, knocking down eurofags
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>>449523
BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE! BLACK QBs ARE THE FUTURE, BITCH! I AM BACK!!!!

AND FUCK CHAD PENNINGTON!
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>>449615
HEY YOU GIVE ME BACK MY NUMBER YOU SHIT

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO BIG, YOU CAN'T EVEN WIN TEN GAAAAMES WITH THIS TEAM, I BET ON IT YOU FUCKER
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Culpepper will probably rock Roy Williams' #11.

Like he did when he played for the Vikings.
>> Anonymous
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>>449620
FUCK YOU! I FOUND THIS IN THE TRASH AND CUSTOMIZED IT! TOTALLY FUCKING ORIGINAL!

FUCK RANDY MOSS!!!
>> Anonymous
>>449637
I believe you Dunte unlike that crazy Katner guy....
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HEY I WAS WONDERING, CAN THE NFC SOUTH PLAY WITH U GUISE? THNX
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>>449647
BITCHES LOVE ME!!! FUCKING NEW CONTRACT, A NEW JERSEY, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR ME!!!

FUCK MICHAEL VICK!!!
>> Anonymous
Awww shit, is Dunte a meme now?
>> Anonymous
>>449329
>The Bears score points based on the body count their defense racks up.
When was the last time the Bears defense has done anything good?

Goal line stoppage of Eagles. That's it.
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NOT SO FAST
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>>449663

that word should be auto banned in /sp/ the same way ps3sux is in /v/.
>> Anonymous
>>449670
there are plenty of other tired ass memes that need autoB& *COUGH*18-1*COUGH* before Dunte - which btw isnt really at meme status yet.
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>>449670
>>449689
FUCK YOU BOTH!!! BLACK MEN AREN'T MEMES, WE'RE LEGENDS!!!

FUCK ROGER GODDEL OR WHATEVER! ALL WHITE PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE!!!!
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>>449689
>>449696

I am talking about the word "meme"

also since you seem so butthurt


18-1
>> Anonymous
>>449699
THAT.BIRD. should be the first autob&. I didn't even know it was an attempt at a joke when it first started.
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>>449699
THAT MEANS WHAT TO ME!? THAT'S WHAT RANDY GETS WHEN HE LEAVES DADDY!!!

FUCK ELI MANNING AND FUCK TOM BRADY! I AM THE FUCKING MVP!
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I lost my dragon after gotting a concussion
>> Anonymous
RAX GRISSMAN IS TAKING DA BEARS TO DA SOUPER BAWL!
>> Anonymous
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>>449523
>>449705

FUCK Y'ALL BOTH, NIGGA PLEASE I HAVE A CANNON FOR AN ARM!
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>>449886

Jamarcus? wtf are you doing here, shouldn't you be practicing or something so you can unleash the dragon on AL?
>> Anonymous
As a Bearsfag I would be happy about Rax coming back if our entire defense minus Urlacher and Briggs weren't injured.
>> Anonymous
>>449900
IF YOU LOOK AT THE SCHEDULE
>> Anonymous
>>449900
Woody looks great in that thumbnail, but probably just because it's a thumbnail...
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>>449905

why so sirrrrrrius