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Ray Hudson is the greatest sports commentator. Ever.

"This team was as dangerous as my grandmother knitting a quilt."

"We had just strung like 17 passes together, beautiful silky soccer, and I turn around and see a guy yawning in the crowd. I wanted to jump over the fence and head-butt him."

"The England fans were singing 'God Save the Queen,' and I was shouting, 'God save the rest of us if that's what we're going to have to watch throughout this tournament.' "

"With Switzerland, it's not just about Toblerones and cuckoo clocks anymore."

"That's orgasmic!"
>> Anonymous
"He needs to be on his tippy-toes, like a midget at a urinal."
"I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock!"
>"Because they [England] cannot play football, Lindsay! Because they are a set of neanderthals when they play the game! But in FIFA's eyes, they're No. 4 in the world. Caveman football! Caveman!"
"Cheekier than a monkey in a monkey tree."
“Without penetration, it’s just masturbation, and right now, we’re playing with ourselves.”
"Ronaldinho there, trickier than a squirrel running on a telephone wire."
"Casillas is having an orgasm back there," after Real Madrid tied the game 2-2 against Zaragoza
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"And that's why you see those beautiful tears of a man whose heart is bursting, Iker Casillas..."
Tom Cruise?'
"WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT TENNIS PLAYERS AND STUPID HOLLYWOOD ACTORS, PHIL!! IT'S THE GLADIATORS OUT THERE MAN, NOT TENNIS PLAYERS! Tom Cruise! Give me a break ... if he smelt a soccer jockstrap he'd faint dead away!"

"Ohhhhhhh man is there going to be some LOVIN' goin on tonight in the bedrooms of Madrid"

"We could be playing until the moon turns to cheese but if you don't take your chances they're never going to win,"

"Needs magic!"(as Higuaín dribbles down the field into a 3 on 1, and then passes to Beckham)..."BECKHAM!"(Beckham finds Gago, who delivers a ball to Roberto Carlos for the match winning goal against w:Recreativo Huelva)...IT'S IN!...IT'S ON!...HE'S GOT IT!!!...HEARTBREAK TURNS INTO SHEER DELIGHT, ORGASMIC JUBILATION!!!"
>> Anonymous
I wish i could hear that. All i get to hear is asshole talk from "TRUE" i dun remember what. Those cocksuckers cant even tell who has the ball.
>> Anonymous
>>105127
here's his outburst about tom cruise
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3x7gu-7WXvI
>> Anonymous
>>105143
At first i was like :O
But then i lol'd
>> Anonymous
I'm thinking about getting into football, should I order Gol TV?
>> Anonymous
Thanks Ray, i never knew someone out there faps to soccer results.
>> Anonymous
>>107365
I'd do it, it's better than Fox Soccer channel.
>> Anonymous
soccer players gladiators? i lol'd.
>> Anonymous
He once said something like "Isosceles himself would have been impressed by this footballing geometry"

isosceles wasn't a person, lulz
>> Anonymous
http://hudsonia.blogspot.com/