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Anonymous
Internal monologue tiem!
Bosh - I smell human flesh Howard - I'M GOING TO DUNK ON THE GREAT WALL Lebron - I think I'll buy an apartment right over........ there Wade - Damn, I'm still the prettiest one here Redd - I can't believe they took me. Fuck I hate Milwaukee, this is going to be great. Kidd - Nobody wants me here. Everyone knows Chris and Deron are better. They're going to make carry equipment, aren't they? DWill - I'm going to fucking kill you, Kidd. You're shit is tired. CP3 - sup homie, wanna oop? Melo - Shit I'm stoned. Imma shoot like 40 times a game, fuck that team shit. Finally gonna win something. Kobe - I heard you bitches laughing at Shaq when I went to the bathroom. Assholes. I'm still the best fucking guy on my team. Boozer - I wonder if I can get a few mil from the Chinese to switch teams. Hey, is Coach K blind? That would make it so much easier.
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