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World Cup Qual. Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Today starts the 2010 World Cup qualifying for CONCACAF.

Cuba vs. Trinidad & Tobago
Guatemala vs. USA
Canada vs. Jamaica
Mexico vs. Honduras
Haiti vs. Suriname
Costa Rica vs. El Salvador
>> Anonymous
lol concacaf
>> Anonymous
>>278498
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>278498
>>278507

Hey, don't come crying to me when USA wins the world cup.
>> Anonymous
USA WON FIFA
>> Anonymous
>>278521
that's will happen when women's team play in place of men's team lol
>> Harchester United F.C.
>>278521

If it ever happens i will personally let you fuck my sister up the arse.
>> Anonymous
I wouldn't be so cocky, USA, I heard Suriname has a real good squad this year
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>278545

Which is why they just drew with Haiti, 2-2. They choked; they were up 2-0 when let in goals in the 90th and 95th (extra time) minute.

>>278540

Is she hot?
>> Anonymous
Anyone else think the USA will defend their title this FIFA season?
>> Anonymous
There is only one thing that can possibly top 18-1, and that is a USA World Cup victory. As much as I would hate to lose 18-1, the endless Eurotears would be sweet.

USA FOR FIFA
>> Anonymous
>>278521
I'm still waiting for that. They actually have potential but can't really live up to that.
>> Anonymous
so have the Africans actually finished building any of the stadiums? lulz for cancelled world cup due to aids
>> Anonymous
>>278598
I don't think they have finished any of them
Either way it's gonna be the shittiest World Cup ever
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>278601

Well they still have nearly 2 years to finish them. Plus they'll just move it to somewhere else if they can't get them built on time.
>> Anonymous
>>278601
just wait until brasil gets knocked out at home in 2014 and the riots start. shitty stadium is nothing compared to tourists getting shot en masse.
>> Anonymous
>>278601

Just wait till Brazil 2014.

This comming from a brazilian...
>> Anonymous
>>278608
we are gonna just rape your mom and english faggots nazi wannabe

nothing else
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Update: Canada and Jamaica tied at 0 after the 1st half. I think there's been like 2 shots on goal...combined.
>> Anonymous
>>278613
i guess that will make up for all the garotas i blew loads in on my trips down there.
>> Anonymous
>>278630
GO CANADA
>> Anonymous
Finishing the World Cup venues is the least of South Africa's concerns. I sincerely doubt their federal government exists in any recognizable fashion two years from now. The government is almost completely run by ignorant hill niggaz who have gotten into bed with the Mugabes and etc and the white people aren't going to put up with their country being fucked with. There will be some kind of race revolution in ZA soon, take my word.
>> Anonymous
>>278634
garotas you mean hookers

you came to brazil and just got hookers lol'd
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>278638

1-0 Canada now. Guzman with the goal.
>> Anonymous
>>278658
FUCK YEAH! TAKE THAT YOU SUPER-SPEED NUGGET-EATING POTHEADS
>> Anonymous
>>278655
nice try, but you fail. not that i didn't get hookers, but i like to mix it up with pros and amateurs.

and it ain't like getting hookers is a big deal there. if you were a real brasileiro you'd know that though.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>278664

Shit, Jamaica just tied it in the 52nd.
>> Anonymous
>>278671
do you want some prize for this great performance?

women like dick from everywhere and in everywhere
>> Anonymous
Honduras 15 - Mexico 16
>> Anonymous
>>278688
no thanks, got my prize already. good loving is it's own reward.
>> Anonymous
>>278701
if so, love me tender
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Update:

Canada 1 - 1 Jamaica; 80th minute
Cuba 0 - 1 Trinidad & Tobago; Halftime
Mexico 0 - 0 Honduras; 5th minute

USA vs. Guatemala will start at 10 PM EST
Costa Rica vs. El Salvador will start at 10 PM EST

Haiti and Suriname drew 2-2.
>> Anonymous
>>278766
didn't Canadia say they were going to qualify for the WC this year?

LOL CANADIA
>> Anonymous
>>278771
They couldn't even qualify 1994, when the USA was automatically qualified.
>> Anonymous
So is the US one going to be on tv or do I have to watch it on internet?
>> Anonymous
>>278888
ESPN2 after the baseball game, or maybe they will start it on classic
>> Anonymous
>>278893
Thanks kind anon.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>278893

It's also on ESPN360.

Also, update!
Haiti 2:2 Suriname: Final
Canada 1:1 Jamaica: Final
75' - Cuba 0:1 Trinidad and Tobago
43' - Mexico 0:1 Honduras

Costa Rica vs. El Salvador starts in roughly 10 minutes.
Guatemala vs. USA starts in roughly 20 minutes.
>> Anonymous
so this is the group stages or is it already the two leg knockout stage?
>> Anonymous
It's about time some niggers won the WC. It's impossible for South Africa though, maybe Cameroon or Nigeria or something.
>> Anonymous
>>278905
>43' - Mexico 0:1 Honduras

lol. brb riots
>> Anonymous
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losing LOL
>> Anonymous
>>278922
Do you honestly think an African team will win? In all honesty, the fucking USA has a better chance of winning than they do.
>> Anonymous
>>278922
Well Nigeria is in the gold metal match so maybe they'll use most of the players from that team for the WC squad?
>> Anonymous
>>278931
Maybe Ghana?
>> Anonymous
US is on ESPN Classic right now.
>> Anonymous
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ALRIGHT AMERICA LET"S DO THIS CRUISE CONTROL

match is on ESPN Classic and Galavision until baseball is over
>> Anonymous
>>278991

Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass.

God I love that show.
>> Anonymous
>>278991
ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE!
>> TaneAndrews !gH2FKtl.Fw
i win Fifa
>> Anonymous
Why does one of the announcers microphones sucks?
>> Anonymous
I think Guatemala wins the most poorly lit stadium contest.
>> Anonymous
>>279038
i was thinking it was a bit dark
>> Anonymous
>>279038
The lighting reminds me of an High School game.
>> Anonymous
they have their people behind 20 foot chain-link fencing

must be a nice place
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Trinidad & Tobago beats Cuba 3-1.
>> Anonymous
>>279052

I've seen little league fields that have better lighting.
>> Anonymous
Pando Ramirez is auditioning for a job in Hollywood tonight.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>278928

They're up 2-1 now.
>> el salvador vs costa rica jose romero
who is winning el salvador vs costa rica
>> Anonymous
>>279236

0 - 0 at halftime there jose
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>279236

Tied at 0 through roughyl half an hour.

USA and Guatamala are tied through the 1st half.
>> Anonymous
Yeah! Mexico Win!
>> Anonymous
Costa Rica now 1 - 0 over El Salvador
>> Anonymous
Canada can't beat a bunch of rastas!
>> Anonymous
>>279412
Sadly I'm not surprised. Our soccer association has been a failure for as long as I can remember.
>> Anonymous
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
USA WON FIFA!
>> Anonymous
Did the US beat Guatemala?
>> Anonymous
Suriname?

lol

this country is from South America

CONCAF fails at ammount of countries
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Results:

Cuba 1 - 3 Trinidad & Tobago
Guatemala 0 - 1 USA
Canada 1 - 1 Jamaica
Mexico 2 - 1 Honduras
Haiti 2 - 2 Suriname
Costa Rica 1 - 0 El Salvador

Unfortunately, we have to wait another 2 weeks for more WCQ, but there will be a fuckton of matches from Sept. 5-7. All of the separate associations (UEFA, CONCACAF, etc.) will have qualifying matches, even Oceania (New Caledonia represent!)

This is Sneak, /sp/'s unofficial World Cup 2010 expert, signing off.
>> Anonymous
rofl concaf is a fucking joke, full of shitty ass countries
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>279970

Europe and Asia have their share of bottomfeeders as well, as well as Oceania.
>> your real father
>>279938
haha Trinidad is on top of the group
>> Anonymous
is there a sport that canada doesnt sucked at?
>> Anonymous
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Oh hey guys, did you like my goal?
>> Anonymous
>>280388
The good one or the lucky one?
>> Anonymous
What was that Honduran red carded for?
>> Anonymous
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The great one. Although we could have done a lot better.
>> Anonymous
South America >> shitty ass europe, europe fails at every sport
>> Anonymous
The red card was a result of back talking and a shove against the ref. The guy already had a yellow so... yeah.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
LOL Cuba
>> Anonymous
So, after that thrashing of Guatemala and beating them for the first time at their home stadium disprove anyone that thinks USA won't win FIFA?

USA USA USA
>> Anonymous
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In before Brazil doesn't make it this time.
Fuck yeah, Dunga.
>> Anonymous
>>280399
You SHOULD have done a lot better, Honduras played like shit and almost won the game.
Also, Where were Giovanni, Vela and Bravo? At least Cautemoc did a few passes.
>> Anonymous
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>>280466
>> Anonymous
I'M UEFA
SON OF A BITCH CONCACAF
CONCACAF IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A SHITTY TEAMS?
DO YOU WANT UNNECESSARY INJURIES?
CONCACAF IS PIG DISGUSTING
JACK WARNER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING NORTH AMERICAN AND CARIBBEAN
>> Anonymous
>>280494
No hate for Central America? Fucking racist nazi pig
>> Anonymous
Have you ever been to South Africa?
It will be a robbery fest. Lucky tourists won't get killed, but not everybody is lucky.
Having a world cup there is the worst decision they could take.
>> Anonymous
>>280545
I've been there and nothing bad happened to me. Black or White areas. I guess I'm lucky.
>> Anonymous
>>280545
World Cup 2010 will be remembered by its necklacing.

Don't know what that is?
Google it up.
It will be a rude awakening for the whole world.
>> Anonymous
lol Mexico lost
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>281917

But they didn't.