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Usain Bolt's gonna play Football?

http://www.goal.com/en/articolo.aspx?contenutoid=859913

lolwut
>> Anonymous
That's not real football
>> Anonymous
>>330777

Of course it is. Obviously he's pretty famous and wants to get paid well so no real reason to bother with Ameriball.

But anyway how desperate are Madrid lol?
>> Anonymous
>>330783
No it's not, because America would win fifa. They probably misprinted it, and he'll play for Real Salt Lake.
>> Anonymous
So wait, a guy whose only skillset is RUNNING, is seriously considered as qualified to join a soccer team?

If that isn't a direct confirmation that it's a shit "sport" with no talent needed, I don't know what is.
>> Anonymous
shouldn't this be a career option for Olympic divers, too?
>> Anonymous
>>330801

He's actually a pretty talented Footballer, that and he's just training. I'll give you a 2/10 try just a little bit harder with the trolling.
>> Anonymous
Bolt has to reason to play team sports, he can make plenty of money running fast and eating nuggets already
>> Anonymous
>>330806
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<< - this will be him after 2 years of soccer, except not white
>> Anonymous
>>330812
Did he lose a bet or something?
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>>330812
ok, over 9000 hours in mspaint
>> Anonymous
>>330818
no, he's former german goalkeeper, oliver KAHN, and apparently picks out whatever he wants to wear

you must be new here to not know
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>>330812

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
>> Anonymous
>>330812
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
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>>330861
nice sponsor
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Lol, wtf?

Couldn't get the most famous footballer so they got the most famous runner instead... Probably failed to get Phelps.

Also in during KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
>> Anonymous
>>331007
is that some mothafuckin burger king?

FUCK YEAH KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
>> Anonymous
He's going to pick up some career ending injury in training I bet.
>> Anonymous
He couldn't be any worse than Heskey