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ITT: fail things you've heard a nonsports fan say to fit in

a co-worker of mine: *halfback toss* "OHHH THE FLEAFLICKER!

same co-worker: "why don't they just punt for 1 point?"
>> Anonymous
"so how many points did the indians score"
>> Anonymous
goddamn i could talk for years on this as my roommate is horribly shitty at knowing things about sports.

*after a kickoff "did they just intercept it"
"can you score a touchdown and a touchback on the same play?"
"wait i thought brett farve played for the cowboys?"
"tony romo is a good qb"
*at a cincinatti reds vs St Louis cards game when the reds just went up by 2 runs in the 4th "well it looks like this game is over with"
*after finding out texas beat choklahoma "well I have always been a texas fan my whole life"
"I wonder if SIU (southern Illinois university) will never be as good as they used to be?"
"My favorite teams are the cardinals and the cubs"
"What position in football starts with an S?"
"I heard brett farve was going to play only the home games and the other guy was going to play the road games"
>> Anonymous
*watching sportscenter highlights* "this is a good game huh?"
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
>>412699

hahaha fuuuuck
>> Anonymous
"oh you're watching hockey? i like the denver avalanches."
>> Anonymous
>>412722
and i swear to god i think he is the reason the cubs lost to the dodgers.

game one
cubs up 2 to nothing
4th or so inning
he comes in says "looks like the cubs are gonna win this one"
walk
walk
walk
grand slam!
i tell him to get the fuck away from me immediately
but its too late
>> Anonymous
>>412692
The HB throwing the ball after being pitched it IS a fleaflicker. What the fuck are you talking about?
>> Anonymous
>>412731
i've had the same experience with a friend of mine that says he's a metsfag. i've told him on more than one occasion he's not allowed to watch games with me. also, his mets hat is the nigger kind, with the flat brim.
>> Anonymous
"So do you think the San Fransisco Giants are going to win the Superbowl again?"
>> Anonymous
>>412734
pretty sure he meant just a toss out to the tailback
>> Anonymous
>>412734

first off the play was a halfback toss meaning the halfback recieved a toss. secondly a fleaflicker is when the rb runs up the hole a little and pitches it back to the QB to throw.

did I just get trolled?
>> Anonymous
oh yeaaa i thought of another one of my roommate's

*while trying to list the positions of a football team "long recievers short recievers"
>> Anonymous
this is kind of related. my grandpa asked me sometime around march or april how the oilers were doing. he has never lived in or near texas. i dont believe he knows where he is.
>> Anonymous
>>412734
......get the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
The scoreboard at Tropicana Field shows only a handful of statistics for each batter, but in keeping with the sabermetric philosophies of the front office, one of these stats is OPS.

Clueless fan #1: "What does OPS stand for?"
Clueless fan #2: "Outs per swing."
>> Anonymous
>>412734
LOL
wow
Flea flicker = HB gives it back to QB

QB ---> HB ----> QB ----> WR