YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD KAMAN!!!!
...he already is. and so am i. lol.
FUCK YOU BOTH.
I demand someone dunk on Kaman for the glory of America. If only /vc/ were there for a French sequel.
PUT ME IN COACH
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>>267634YO BILL, YOU WANT MY SPOT DOG? BITCHES AIN'T GETTING ME THE BALL AS MUCH THIS TIME. I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT, I GOT 20 CHINA BITCHES LINED-UP IN MY HOTEL.
KOBE STARE DOWN
Why so serious?
OMG too easy
JKidd scored? GG Germany.
2 HANDED GORILLA DUNK!
O HAI GERMANY DID SOMEONE CALL FOR MY TWO HANDED GORILLA DUNKZ?
16-3 this game is over.
Need more gorilla dunks
WITH NO REGARD FOR GERMAN TANK MOVEMENTS!!!
WITH NO REGARD FOR DER WINERSNITCHEL
nice dunk traitor
Wade County is expanding throughout Europe.
oh god its ww2 all over again
FUCK YEAH DWILL, GO OVER THAT TRAITOR FAGGOT
lol Dwill is trying to posterize Kaman
D Will was going for the kill there
USA up 31-12 after one.
>>267744ahahah, well played :D
HOW DO I SUCKED AT BASKETBALL?
I get pissed every time I see Carmelo, he is so shitty and shouldn't be on the team.
>>267774
>>267774I hate Melo too and wish someone else got his spot, but he has played well and shared the ball so far.
>>267778Carmelo sucks shit.
As much as I love black people, USA really needs more white people.
42-17usa - gerjust under 7 minutes left in the 2nd
WITH NO REGARD FOR THE INTERNATIONAL 3PT LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
way to walk traitor, why don't travel back to germany and never come back.
LOL AT TRAVELING
47 - 19usa - gerjust under 4 minutes left in the half
LOL @ the commentator:"Femerling with the worst shot of the week"
USA is up by 30 and we're not even to half time
51 - 21usa - gerabout 2 minutes left in the half
I'm getting tired of this teamwork shit USA. IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY WATCHING THE SPURS.
53-29 at the half.
needs more showboating
>>267819seeing guys like Melo and Kobe pass up shots for another human being is amazing on to it's self.
WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKAAMERIKAIS WUNDERBAR
Commentator:"Boy Femerling has no touch, or he's so nervous, he can't shoot it. Or those brass knuckles attached to his skull are throwing off his equilibrium."
>>267828>>267828>>267828>>267828>>267828>>267828
by only 24? im surprised with that start that the lead is not in the 40s
Do American commentators get paid per word or something? Theres not a moment of silence. Pretty annoying.
>>267844if u dont wanna hear it change it to telemundo u fucking beaner
>>267844Huh? Watch the broadcast on the internet, it's all text, no voice. Plus, it's funny as hell.
>>267846via.....con dios
>>267848"I'm not very happy about my typo on Kareem Abdul-Kobe, but it probably would have worked better any way had I gone with Kobe Abdul-Jabbar, after his Kareem like hook shot late in the first half."
and kobe fails on another dunk
Whur is game?!!?Seriously, network?
>>267879usa network of course
GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTYWITH NO REGARD FOR TRAITORIST BITCHES!!!
should have brought baron davis. does he deserve a spot on the team? no, but we could put him in when the games over so he could showboat all over some german faces.
WADE!! HOLY SHIT!!
73 - 39usa - gerlebron to wade and wade dunks that shit all over the aryan brotherhood
Dirk's done.
80-40 ...wow.
LOL COMMENTATOR"Prince, off the side of the backboard? My name's Ron Burgundy?"
82 - 43usa - gerwade up and under like a champ.
lol This isn't a game, it's a slaughter.Team USA is just practicing field goals now.
83 - 46usa - gerbeginning of the 4th.usa is playing like there is no opponent on the court.like its a fucking vr mission or some shit.
Will ANYONE challenge the Redeem Team?
LOL DID YOU SEE THAT?Prince bumbled that shit out of bound and Melo started laughing at him on the bench.
87 - 51usa - gertayshaun prince is acting like an uggla right now.
This game is almost as funny as that time we bombed Dresden.
>>267928You mean, Wade County?
PHELPS SIGHTING!!
Phelps spotted!!!
>>267934WE'VE FOUND THE SOURCE OF THEIR POWER
>>267932yeah now after that dunk holy cow.
dwayne wade with the steal and the smash. unforgivable.
WAAAADE COUNTY
wow, wade is doing great. too bad he sucks in the nba.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands?Wtf is that.
>>267944CLAP CLAP
He looks like such a douche with his lacoste hat.
Phelps is a wigger :(
>>267944They've been playing "We Will Rock You" at the table tennis events. Along with some kinda Chinese pop music, and Dynasty Warriors BGM.I don't think China know wtf they are doin with the music
Yeah, I heard the ghostbusters music at the beach volleyball event. Epic wtf.
>>267952GODSOUGLY
>>267952so fucking truesee: http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.7503/title.lil-wayne-is-the-music-of-champions-ask-michael-phelps>Michael Phelps told The Today Show that Weezy F. Baby helped him go for the gold medallions.
How is that even an olympic team?
OH SHIT USA
106 - 57usa - geralley oop: paul > williams.thenalley oop: williams > paulthen another fucking alley oop
why are we playing the washington generals?
Paul and Redd with allyoops to end it.USA wins by 49
Where is the Unreal "Humiliation" soundbye when you need it.
WADE COUNTY EUROPPPPE
There's the fucking ghostbusters music again.
>>267975Quake
Song playing:LIVING IN AMERICA
omg why did I sleep in...
so who won?
>>269163germany, USA fucking sucks at basketball.
>>269170-1000/10
Shit Europe is quickly becomingWADE COUNTY
HEY CHRIS KAMAN GUESS WHAT?I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY BY SWITCHING TO GEICO
I posit that if the US Woman's basketball team entered the men's tournament they would get the silver medal.
>>269213LOLOLI think the NBA will save a lot of money by DUMPING HIS FAGGOT ASSThe fans in the US are going to boo him pretty hard next season.
>>267958If he had been listening to metal or indie rock he probably would have lost
>>269221Eh, I think Bronze. Silver is pushing it