OH GOD I CAN'T TAKE ITBRETT, WHY'D YOU LEAVE ME? WHY GOD WHY?FOOTBALL WITHOUT BRETT FARVE IS LIKE FOOTBALL WITHOUT A FOOTBALL, AND THAT ISN'T LIKE FOOTBALL AT ALL BECAUSE THERE'S NO FOOTBALL.I CAN'T TAKE IT, I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF WITH A BULLET SHOT BY A GUN IN MY HEAD.
OH GOD I'M SO HAPPY
>I CAN'T TAKE IT, I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF WITH A BULLET SHOT BY A GUN IN MY HEAD.Boom!
If Mephisto offers Madden Brett Farve's continued football career, what does he take in return?
>>26498And he'll actually shout "BOOM!" when he pulls the trigger.
I'M GOING TO DRIVE MY MADDEN BUS OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
Would you like some oral pleasure now John? You can eat some leftover Turducken off of my bare ass if it makes you feel better.
>>26500He just makes John go to the Pro Bowl for once. Take the flight big boy.
>>26506ITS NOT THE SAME ANYMORE PAT, WITHOUT BRETT FARVE WHO WILL I PLACE ABOVE ALL?!
FATE JUST KEEPS TAUNTING ME BY WAVING BRETT FARVE IN MY FACE THEN TAKING HIM AWAY.
^ I loled
>>26506What's frightening is that I can vividly imagine Pat Summerall's voice in my head saying exactly that...<shudder>...btw rule 34 on Madden and Summerall....go!
Boom! Tough-Actin'-Tinactin!
>>27149:D
Oh lawd, this thread makes me lawl. I love you OP
MONKEY IS CODE FOR VAGINA!