Fun fact: Horses are boring.
Horse Racing is an amazing sport. You must go around talking to everyone in the venue about picnics and silly hats for a good 5 hours beforehand.
Whoresracing is an amazing sport. You get to spend a lot of money to watch nasty stinking whores run around a track. You also get to lose money cause you don't know shit when your whore doesn't win.
Horse racing is awesome. A bunch of little men jump on big horses, whip the shit out of them to make them run, (and if they're lucky, the horses live through it!), so a bunch of fat men can bet on the outcome.
Today I was doing some volunteer work at a horseback physical therapy place. Lots of women with amazingly fit bodies bouncing around on horses, enjoy your sitting around the house.
>>141413I don't believe you volunteer.Enjoy your stable boy job.