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Anonymous
If you want to win your division, you have to win more games than the other teams.
>> Anonymous
>>479227
If the referee throws that yellow flag, that usually means there's going to be a penalty.
>> Anonymous
You've got to pass the ball to win, but it's just as important to run the ball.
>> Anonymous
What they're looking for on the replay is whether or not the ball touched the ground, because if it did, it's an incomplete pass.
>> Anonymous
Defense is important, because if the other team scores more touchdowns than you, they're probably going to come out on top.
>> Anonymous
Now they're lining up for a field goal here.

That's worth less points than a touchdown.
>> Anonymous
When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.
>> Anonymous
Now see, they're preventing the other team from getting the ball in the end zone. That's good defense.
>> Anonymous
Ray Warren doesnt commentate the NFL
>> Anonymous
When you see an opportunity, you've gotta attack. But don't force it.
>> Anonymous
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5. Shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
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3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
The team that scores the most points, usually wins the game.

They want to get past the yellow line. But they can't see the yellow line. But we can see it.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
1. Open this image.
2. Save it as 4chan.js
3.O Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
you can't catch it, if its not there
>> Anonymous
When the quarterback throws the ball, and a defender happens to catch it, that's known as an interception, and results in the opposing team taking possesion.
>> Negrodamus the 9000th !3GqYIJ3Obs
You see the game of football consists of one ball and turducken. The turducken, in this case, is usually the most sought after item on the field. Get the turducken, and you win the ball game. Don't get the turducken, and you lose.
>> Anonymous
If you hurry the quarterback, they're going to throw the ball before they want to.
>> headsigh !pPyM90q9.6
When a reciever catches the ball, they need to know where the sideline is.
>> Anonymous
If you kick a football into the goal posts, you get a field goal which is worth 3 points.
>> Anonymous
Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.
>> Anonymous
See, the coach hates penalties, because a penalty means there's a lack of execution. And now you're going backwards, instead of forward. And when you're on offense, you don't like to go backwards. And the coach hates that.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I always say the tight end is a lot more dangerous in the red zone. He's a big target, and sometimes causes match-up problems for the defense.
>> Anonymous
I read this and laugh, thinking how this is obvious to everyone. Then I start to think about how many teams in the NFL could actually benefit from Madden's advice, realize the number is sadly larger then 0, and die a little inside...

Seriously discipline and fundamentals are under attack in modern sports.
>> Anonymous
Going for it on fourth down is dangerous, because if you don't make it then it's the other team's ball.

I often rail against these decisions only to have the other team execute in my face.
>> Anonymous
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BOOM! TOUGH ACTIN' TANACTIN
>> Anonymous
A smart coach would punt the ball, here.

FUCK YOU, MADDEN I'M GOING FOR IT.
>> Anonymous
>>479653
Drives me nuts.
>> sayain zubas !!o6QbIm7BfuM
damnit guys, now i gotta watch him again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBW7ysPcbT0
thx guyz
>> Anonymous
If no one scores in overtime, then the game ends in a tie. Unless it's a playoff game, in which case the game does not end.
>> Anonymous
See if I take this pen looking thingy here and draw circles and lines so it looks like a penis I'm actually drawing a penis.

The smart thing would be to run on every down unless the coach calls a passing play.
>> Anonymous
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>>479766
>> Anonymous
You see, when a player drops the ball, thats a fumble
>> Anonymous
Remember, the goal line goes around the world!
>> Anonymous
A good coach knows that his team has to score more points than the other team in order to win the game. Because the longer the game goes, it becomes more apparent as to who has the momentum!
>> Anonymous
John Madden = white people's Bill Cosby
>> headsigh !pPyM90q9.6
See, the team that commits fewer penalties, usually wins the game.
>> Anonymous
>>479847
I always thought Bill Cosby was the White man's Bill Cosby.
>> Anonymous
>>479928

Touché.
>> Anonymous
There's a player who knows where the endzone is.
>> Warriorsfag !mOntaR93q.
the definition of a playmaker is a guy who makes plays
>> Anonymous
>>479928
lawd
>> Anonymous
you gotta execute, 'cause if you're not executing, you're not making the plays you gotta make, and you're not winning the games you gotta win.

and when you're not winning, it means something's wrong with your execution
>> Anonymous
When you blitz you apply pressure to the quarterback, and if you apply pressure to the quarterback that means he is under pressure.
>> Anonymous
>>479236
>>479603
>>479614
>>479766
>>479814

Work on your Madden.
>> Anonymous
When nobody blocks you, usually that's when you'll get the sack.
>> Anonymous
You want to be in the Red Zone to increase your chance of scoring a touchdown.......... or even a field goal.
>> Anonymous
The goal is to put the ball in the endzone. If you're not moving the ball effectively, you're not doing what you need to do to win the game.
>> Anonymous
>>480177
Fun variation:

When you're this close to scoring, when you put together a long drive like this, you really want to come away with some points.

Because if you get this close, and don't get points, that's not gonna help you win the game.
>> Anonymous
>>480184
I think that is word-for-word what he said two weeks ago.
>> Anonymous
<3 /sp/
>> Warriorsfag !mOntaR93q.
if you want a turducken you take a turkey a duck and a chicken and *WHAP* smash em all together.

You gotta have all three, otherwise it's not a turducken
>> Anonymous
If your not going to design a set of three or less plays to pick up ten yards, then your chances of obtaining a first down decrease DRAMATICALLY!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Now, see, there's no excuse, on third down, to run a route that doesn't take you past the first down marker. A lot of teams run plays trying to catch the ball, then run after the catch to get a first down. And the defense knows where the first down is, so they have guys on it. So sometimes, you can run a route that's short, and then still get the first down, by running. But he didn't get the first down that time, which means he didn't run the route deep enough to get the first down, and he couldn't run it after the catch to pick up the first down.
>> Anonymous
>>480250
This is where Pat steps in and is like, "ok.. now back to the action".
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I don't remember the exact quote, but it was before a Colts game and Madden said something about Manning being likely to get the ball a lot.
>> Anonymous
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
>> Anonymous
>>480265

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>> Anonymous
A team should never practice on a field that is not lined. Your players have to become aware of the field's boundaries.
>> Anonymous
He had the ball in his hands but he dropped it. You've gotta think about making the catch, not what you're gonna do after the catch, that won't matter if you don't convert, if you don't execute the plays you need to be making.
>> Anonymous
The receiver probably would have kept running with the ball if that defender didn't tackle him.
>> Anonymous
Now, see, usually, on 4th down, usually you'd punt here, but there's two minutes left, and they're down by two scores, so in this case, a team is probably going to go for it. Because if they punt the ball, and the other team gets it, then they're gonna be able to run out the clock, and since you have less points, you're gonna lose the game. So, usually I'd punt on 4th down, but here, I'd go for it and it looks like that's what the coach has decided to do here, down by two scores with time running out.
>> Anonymous
>>480302
That actually makes a lot of sense.
>> Anonymous
BOOM! He's on his back.
>> Anonymous
When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.
>> Anonymous
Boom! You gotta tackle the guy. If you don't he's probably gonna score a touchdown. Also If Brett Favre was playing defense he would of made that tackle. Boom!
>> Anonymous
Make sure your offensive line protects well here. Heck, make sure they protect you on every play.
>> Anonymous
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Listen! If the Sabres score more goals than the (insert other team here), they're probably going to end up winning this game.
>> Anonymous
90% of the game is half mental.
>> Anonymous
Madden: "Not only did they get a First Down...They get a whole new set of downs!"
>> Anonymous
It's like a bumblebee in your helmet, you just can't get rid of it!
>> Anonymous
Honestly, John Madden is a modern day, football, Yogi Berra.
>> Anonymous
>>480742
Unfortunately, Yogi Berra is modern day too
>> Anonymous
>>480744

No. He's old.
>> Anonymous
>>479252

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

WHY DO I EVEN ASK MADDEN!?
>> Anonymous
>>480745
So is Madden. Plus he's fat, so he probably has a lot shorter of a life expectancy than Yogi.
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
inb4 Little Giants
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
>>480795

Oh man, I completely forgot he was in that.
>> Anonymous
He really threaded the needle there. That was a Favre-esque pass for sure.
>> Barack ? Star !!YvdR7lWl85/
You can't make the playoffs if you don't win games.
>> Anonymous
Every overthrown ball ever: He put a little too much mustard on that one. Sometimes you gotta throw it softer... you gotta use some touch.

Every kick return ever: One or two more blocks woulda sprung him.
>> Anonymous
Now the football was kicked past those two yellow posts, which I BELIEVE is a field goal, which is 3 points.
>> Warriorsfag !mOntaR93q.
He'll feel that one tomorrow
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
>>480913
We should make a drinking game. You'll be too fucked up to go to work on Monday.
>> Anonymous
>>481142

/seconded
>> Anonymous
This thread delivers.

"The quarterback saw that first guy, but he didn't see that second guy, and that second guy means double coverage."
>> Anonymous
>>481185
I LOL'ED

>>481166
States the obvious: Chug
"BOOM": Chug a quarter
Talks about schemes that haven't been used since the 40's: Chug a Half
Brett Favre/Tom Brady/Tony Romo references when the team isn't there: Chug
Starts rambling on about his bus trip: Chug until he stops.
Starts being a drawfag: Chug
Starts drawfaggin incomprehensible diagrams: Chug a Quarter
Starts drawfaggin' shit that happened last week: Chug a half
Starts talking about dynamics of field goal protection: Shot!
Tries to explain why they ran, instead of passed. Goes to break, comes back and he's still rambling on: Shot!
Criticizes a ref out of context: Shot!
>> Anonymous
>>481267

Haha, saved for future use.
>> Warriorsfag !mOntaR93q.
>>481267
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7MbpYVepVk

classic madden drawfag moment