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Anonymous
Is racewalking the most retarded olympic sport currently?
>> Anonymous
that or Equestrian Dressage
>> Anonymous
Oh shit that guy in the front is cheating! Gotta have 1 foot on the ground at all times.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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Meet Trampolining
>> Anonymous
>>254800
But dressage isn't obviously inferior to another discipline and has to enforce strict rules and observation to prevent the riders from cheating.

Also, dressage may not be as physically demanding as gymnastics but it still requires lots of skill form the rider.
>> Anonymous
>>254811
Trampolining is like diving, it doesn't look nearly as retarded as racewalking.
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inb4 assed his pants guy.
>> Anonymous
>>254811
PROTIP: Trampolining was a sport FIRST. Just because you have one in your backyard doesn't mean it was originally a toy.
>> Anonymous
Cycling and rowing are pretty fucking lame.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>254844
so was jump roping...doesn't mean it should be a modern olympic sport.
>> Anonymous
shooting should not be a fucking olympic sport
>> Anonymous
curling
>> Anonymous
for the summer games, equestrian
for the winter games, luge
>> Anonymous
>>254916
Luge is awesone, you faggot. And you automatically fail for not saying curling. Must be a Canadafag or a retard.
>> Anonymous
>>254811
retarded =/= awesome
>> Anonymous
Protip: no because it looks retarded, means that is easy or is a stupid sport for people who doesn't want to make an effort. Racewalking is hard indeed.
>> Anonymous
>>254916
is luge the one where the 4 guys go down an ice hill on a sled? because if that is what it is, then that is fuck awsome..
>> Anonymous
You say it's retarded because USA doesn't win a shit
>> Anonymous
>> Racewalking is hard indeed.

We should make kickboarding and tricycle riding Olympic sports, then.
>> Anonymous
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>>254811
WHAT YOU JUST SAY, BITCH?
>> Anonymous
>>254918
dress up like a sperm, etc etc etc
>> Anonymous
>>254926
It seems actually harder than most other athletic events since you have to keep to very strict rules. It's just that those rules feel pointless since running is simply better than walking.

>>254928
That's bob, luge is one or two.

>>254811
Trampoling is as much a decent sport as all other gymnastic events. It just isn't included in the all around.

>>254874
Now I want a combination of trampoline and rope jump.
>> Anonymous
>>254811
Yeah but trampolining is insane.

Racewalking is lol
>> Anonymous
that would be ping pong
>> Anonymous
>>255593
Ping Pong is fun to watch.
>> Anonymous
>>255593
>I'm shit at ping pong and have never seen anyone good play.
>> Anonymous
>>254935
im down for the tricycle
>> Anonymous
>>255606
It has nubgirl.
Also, it's fastpaced and full of variants.
>> Anonymous
>>255612
They should have unicycling as a sport. I don't think I would be able to watch without giggling.
>> Anonymous
>>256279
Instead of a starting gun they play circus music
>> Anonymous
Prolly, but it might be the one event in which Canada can medal? The state of Minnesota which is basically Canada medals moar. It is all utterly confusing.
>> Anonymous
>>256285
they blast the Benny Hill theme for the entire event
>> Anonymous
>>256289
well played /sp/azz.
>> Anonymous
>>256285
I'm imagining the Fresh Prince episode when they were doing the game show.
>> Anonymous
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Hi /sp/...I'm an Olympic athlete
>> Anonymous
>>254797

sure its goofy,but lets not forget synchronized swimming the gold medal winnar of retarded
>> Anonymous
>>256364
oh fuck you
>> Anonymous
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>>256364

Me too.
>> Anonymous
snowboarding. stick to the fuckin xgames.
>> Anonymous
>>256364
You're under the impression that it takes no skill to compete in shooting? You're a fucking idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>256364
You try holding a gun that weighs 8kg for 2 hours and shoot into a target that's 1cm wide
>> Anonymous
It takes an incredible amount of skill. It's just not a sport.
>> Anonymous
>>256403
Why do all people here confuse retarded and awesome.
Synchronized swimming is great on so many levels. It also is beautiful to look at very unlike racewalking.
>> Anonymous
>>254926
just because some people are really good at it doesnt mean its hard. (read: video games)
>> Anonymous
>>256505
Here's the thing, though. Archers do basically the same thing, but they have to power the arrow, too. I mean, Shooting just seems so ridiculously superfluous when there's Archery. Just like how Racewalking looks superfluous compared to the Marathon.
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oh god I can't believe the faggotry that is racewalking, it's on right now
>> Anonymous
>>256556
It's already over, the russian guy won.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>256556
>race
>walk

whoever came up with that idea is an epic troll in real life.
>> Anonymous
Anyone remember the race walking episode of Malcom In The Middle? They should all have to wear the skintight bodysuits and aerodynamic helmets.
>> Anonymous
>>256556
HAHA this event makes 'em look like retards.
>> Anonymous
>>256550
Besides the rifle event, shooting involves firing at multiple moving targets or firing at targets using a pistol held at arms length, it's nothing like the archery event.
>> Anonymous
>>256619
THIS
that episode was awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>256619

lol, that one dude hopped every 3 steps or something. Shit was funny.
>> Anonymous
>>256550

Men's skeet shooting finals start in 25 minutes, badass American US Army sniper set the Olympic record in prelims, will be live online
>> Anonymous
>>256556
The worst thing about racewalking are their rules. After three disqualification requests you are disqualified. A human judge has trouble keeping up with the pace but digital photography easily proves just how often they have no foot on the ground.
Another thing is the length. 20km is already fucking ridiculous but 50km wobbling around in 3,5 hours is just of the scale of retardation.
I have no problem with walking fast, I actually do it myself but making it an olympic sport seems superflous.
>> Anonymous
parkour should be an olympic event.
>> Anonymous
daw hell,lets make everything an olympic sport
i nominate staring contests ,oh and arm wrestling
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>>256715

They just gave this dude the banhammer for not engaging in enough faggotry
>> Anonymous
*watches boxing*
>> Anonymous
>>256748
lolz i saw
>> Anonymous
I had a friend that was a speed walker. He was pretty good.
>> Anonymous
>>256730
It's called 3000m steeplechase
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>256763
Not enough climbing and oddly shaped obstacles.
>> Anonymous
>>256763
Pfft, that's just one fence per lap.

They need to take athletes to an abandoned factory or apartment building with all the stairs knocked out and say whoever grabs the flag on the roof wins.
>> Anonymous
>>256762
>>was

Did he artificially break the sound barrier and explode from his intense non-speed?
>> Anonymous
>>256787
Then who'd win silver?
>> Anonymous
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The commentator for skeet shooting's name is "Lones Wigger." Lones Wigger. For shooting.

After seeing what he looks like, I think I'll just... back away... slowly.
>> Anonymous
>>256791
The other guy who actually survives.
>> Anonymous
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>>256795

Yeah, this guy is an "athlete."
>> Anonymous
It's on USA network now

I am loling
>> Anonymous
It doesn't matter who wins, they're all losers.
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>>256811

Shit, this guy is fucking gangster
>> Anonymous
IMO handball needs to be cut its like soccer but takes less skill,also just for shitty 40 year old guys to get to some tail atleast water polo and volly ball have some skill this sport has none.
>> Anonymous
>>254797
HOLY SHIT....

This sport is comedic gold. Although the rules are kinda hardcore.

I bet the frontrunner is a little FABULOUS.
>> Anonymous
Wow, I didn't think racewalking would be more interesting to watch than shooting, but fuck. It's so slow-paced and I can't even see the things they're shooting until they shoot it.
>> Anonymous
I'm watching it on USA now.

Is it live? That Russian's hauling ass
>> Anonymous
>>256858
Isn't live, the Russian wins
>> Anonymous
>>256862
Damn, I would have loved to see that faggot get disqualified when he reaches the bird's nest.
>> Anonymous
Why the two running to the Bird's Nest hilarious as shit? I need a gif of that shit.

It would be LOLworthy if you ran the race and fuck up at the last few steps...
>> Anonymous
>>256878
I remember in the 50k women's race in 2000 the chick heads and tails in front of everybody else was disqualified in the final entry into the stadium.
>> Anonymous
>>256826
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, WORLD