Olympics this year got me and my friends to thinking.There should be a Cyborg Olympics. This will be better then the Special Olympics, and the regular Olympics cause this will be more extreme.It will be with only athletes that have robot parts.It will be called the OlympiX (cause of how extreme it is)The sponsors will be Mountain Dew (Code Red will only come out every for 4 years for the OlympiX) and No Fear.Announcers will be Ricky Rackman (Head Bangers Ball), Dennis Rodman, and Bill Goldberg.Opening ceremonies will have 80's Speed Metal.When you win an event you don't get a medal, you get a METAL (titanium, vanadium, chromium)Some of the events are:1. Cyborg Running (amputees running with there crazy robot legs, see pic)2. Cyborg Wrestling ( Athletes with different robot partsgoing at it)3. Shooting Range ( Think Barrett in FF7's gun arm)4. Cyborg Curling (fuck yes)5. Cyborg jumping over those fences (they will jumpreally high, it will be cool)Thats all we could think of. What you got, /sp/?
This sure seems like an underage post...
Sounds awesome to me.
Cool story bro.
>>289823/sp/ copypasta, newfag.In came out when that crippled fag missed the Olympics.
godamnit sage this shitwhen is school starting anyway?
>>289836left after basketball was over as there was nothing to talk about but soccer and mlb
Way cooler sounding then the shit thats been on T.V. the last 2 weeks.Can we cut Shawn Johnsons legs off?