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I'm better than you. Tim Tebow
Hey all, I'm Tim Tebow and I'm pretty much better than every single one of you. Let me explain. See I'm only 21 and already I've won a Heisman and a National Title unlike you pathetic overweight internet nerds. How does it feel to sit at your computer all day and wish you were me? I travel the world saving the lives of children, what have you saved lately besides some child porn? By the way, did I mention I'm the greatest quarterback in the NCAA and will probably be drafted into the NFL where I'll make millions instantly? And even if I don't I'm at least educated unlike you dumbfucks, I'll be a doctor making my first million before you sad pathetic wretched obese losers move out of your parent's basement.

So how does it feel to be an inferior human being /sp/? My God loves me which is why he made me so perfect. Where is your God? Or don't you and your Hot Topic buddies believe in it because it's a "cool" thing to do.

Sincerely,
Tim Tebow

Pic related, it's me and my girlfriend. I tit fuck her every night. Enjoy your hand, losers.
>> Anonymous
eh... 3/10
>> Anonymous
Would be better with a "shit was SO cash" twist. 4/10
>> Anonymous
Well, from what I hear your God won't like you much longer if you tit fuck your girlfriend as often as you say you do.

Just saying, I would do it myself given a lady with her tracts of land, but its either one or the other dude.
>> Anonymous
Sadly, that's his sister in the picture.
>> Anonymous
I like the tit fuck line, good job remembering that Tebow is a uber-christfag virgin.
>> Anonymous
Tebow is a man of God.

Nice try.
>> Anonymous
>>322603
I guess that depends on whether you believe in the "god" invented by a bunch of old Jews or what is probably more likely in one who would want one to enjoy His work in all possible non-destructive manners.

But, that's way off topic and too high brow of a discussion for /sp/, so...

FUCK THE GAY-TORS!!!
>> Anonymous
>>322607
No, that makes it even better. Remember where you are.
>> Anonymous
>>322624
Good point...
>> Anonymous
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Is Matthew Stafford gonna have to make a Tebow bawwwwwwl?

Oh wait, I have. Next!
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>>323243

Bawwwwwwwwwwwl ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>323243
Hey Stafford, why don't you go throw some more interceptions.
>> Anonymous
>>323273

Im too busy having 200+ yard games with 2 touchdowns to throw any interceptions.
>> Anonymous
how can you augment this pasta w/o so cash?
>> Anonymous
enjoy your $60,000 a year sales job after failing hard in the NFL
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Hey Tebow,

My name is Matt, and my team sacked you 6 times last game. We even came up with a clever witty phrase of “Teabag Tebow” while doing it. All of you are slow, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day watching overhyped media clips on ESPN when you still lose to a gimp Michigan team. You are everything bad in the SEC. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a SEC Title under your leadership? How about a 4th quarter comeback win? I mean, I guess it's fun padding your stats and winning a Heisman because the rest of your team incapable of running the ball, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having to beg to get into your National Title game.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. You did last year and failed pretty hard. I'm pretty much perfect. I am captain of my football team, and Coach Richt picked me over you when he was scouting. What plays do you run, other than "run down the middle" and “deep pass to Harvin”? I also win clutch games, lead my team to a Sugar Bowl win, and my running backs actually perform (Knowshon just ran 40 yards for me; Shit was SO fast). The Gators are 9-4 trash who should enjoy the Music City bowl. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and Knowshon.
>> Anonymous
>>323365
Gawd Blesh you

GO DAWGS
>> Anonymous
>>323374
Whenever someone says "DAWGS," I can't help but think their IQ has only two digits.
>> Anonymous
>>323295
That's pretty decent money you fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>323416
no it isn't, that's poverty

BTW I am John McCain
>> Anonymous
>>322583
>I travel the world offering aid to children on the condition they convert to my religion

ftfy
>> Anonymous
>>322583
Good lord, I would blow my load inside her and then not pay child support.