HEY KIDS!I'm NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell!
my socks are uneven commissioner, what are you going to do about?
hai you are awesome dude. tell me moar. maybe a cork will shut yr crying hole.
>>391766YOU ARE FINED $100,000 AND SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK.
>>391761fuck you, i do what i want
Hey commish, I used the bathroom and didn't wash my hands before leaving.
>>391784$10,000 dollar fine and you lose your 1st round draft pick
Hi, I'm David Stern. Nice to meet you.
Commish, I killed a man in Denver just to watch him die.
>>391761I accidentally Tom Brady's knee. What should I do?
>>391801I crushed Trent Edwardsin Glendale, just to watch him cry.