File :-(, x, )
Dwayne
MSpaint a picture showing your athletic level of skill.
>> anonymous
I thought soccer doesn't allow for much catching.....except in the butt, of course.
>> Anonymous
>>494064

Handling and catching are essential skills for a goalkeeper.
>> anonymous
>>494068
Thanks, person who didn't get that I was merely setting up a joke about the faggotry of soccer! I hope you're not a goalkeeper, cause that one seemed to have gotten by quite easily.
>> Anonymous
>>494077
>>494064
lol
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>494077

Oh wow, such an original joke about "the faggotry of soccer"

I bet it took all night to come up with that gem.
>> anonymous
>>494098
Hey man, if I say "the sky is blue" - it may not be an original statement - but that doesn't make it less true.

Did it take you all night to come up with "I bet it took you night"?
>> anonymous
>>494108
*all
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>494108

I'm just sick of people saying [sport] is gay, and most of the time that [sport] is soccer. You don't have to like it or watch it, but there's no reason to insult it. Just...leave it alone, ignore it, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>494125
9 times out of 10 they start it with their "American Football is for pussies" thing.
>> Anonymous
>>494133
Sports involving that kind of protective gear will get called pussy sports, no matter how hard you try to convince people otherwise.
>> Anonymous
>>494133

Mostly because we have almost the exact same sport, but without padding.

We call it Rugby.
>> Anonymous
>>494142


Rugby is like football but without strategy.
>> Anonymous
>>494142

250 pound niggers, full speed collisions, etc.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>494142

Our sport, American football is similar to Rugby.

It requires strategy, teamwork, but with lots of individual talent.

It is also played with much, larger, stronger, and faster athletes.

It is much more physical and unlike Rugby, you can throw yourself at your opponent, and not be required to use special tackles to maximize safety, which is why padding isn't necessary in Rugby.

Also it doesn't have a bunch of small englishmen grab assing in short shorts.