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MASCOT THREAD Anonymous
LET ME START WITH THE BEST
>> Anonymous
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/thread
>> Anonymous
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best part was when he broke his fucking leg

massive lulz
>> Anonymous
This thread rolled over and died.
>> Anonymous
>lol wut?
>> Anonymous
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Worst.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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Does the Italian Sausage count?
>> Anonymous
in before GRIP N' SIP
>> Anonymous
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>>63241
You called for some RED DRANK, sir?
>> Anonymous
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So superior it needs to be posted again
>> Anonymous
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Fuck yeah, Al the Octopus
>> Anonymous
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I always fucking hated that dog.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>63143
Him and Putz are really the only ones with the mojo nowadays.
>> Anonymous
>>63328
Oh fuck, me too.

I've lived in Calgary for over a decade (I still live there a couple months of the year), I don't think they've washed that suit once, it just looks so ratty and gross.
>> NeoChaos !dpnkF6a4qg
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I am thoroughly disappointed this ticket never materialized for the 2008 campaign.
>> Sutton Family Liquor Cabinet !!D/d7Y5xs9Dl
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This was such an awful idea
>> Anonymous
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This guy is the best.

In b4 the Pedobear lookalike of the 70's Chicago Bears teams. Stanley or something.
>> Anonymous
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I'm a tree, motherfuckers!
>> Anonymous
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Fredbird is hungry
>> The life of Mr. Met Anonymous
>>63203

More like, the best,

It takes a lot of booze for someone to stick a radioactive baseball up their ass and then have to fire a T-shirt cannon in Queens all summer.
>> Anonymous
>>63203
Don't the Reds have the exact same mascot?
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Looked better with a baseball uniform.
>> Anonymous
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Doubles as a mascot and an advertisement for Bugles
>> Anonymous
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>>63391
FUCK YEAH YOU ARE THE BEST PAC-10 MASCOT EVER!
>> Anonymous
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Fear the gopher!
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
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Can unofficial mascots count?
>> Anonymous
>>63540
I ran into him walking my dog the other day. Turns out he's pretty nice.
>> Anonymous
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>>63540
Why not?
>> Schatz
>>63148
Epic win!!!
>> Anonymous
>>63593
His name is Joe, I got to know him during a Bruins-Sens game in Decemeber. Fuckers pretty rich too.
>> Anonymous
>>63360
That mascot looks just like the horse in the "your resistance only makes my penis stronger" or whatever it is lol.
>> Anonymous
Ah... stupid amerifags with their crappy need for mascots and shitty team names
>> Anonymous
>>63645
Troll detected
>> Anonymous
obvious troll is obvious yet correct
>> Anonymous
>>63645
>>63662
samefag is obvious samefag
>> Anonymous
>>63664
obvious amerifag is amerifag
>> Anonymous
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/Thread
>> Anonymous
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOTHERFUCKING DARTMOUTH KEGGY THE KEG
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
>>63645

Better than stupid ass coat of arms logos and no interesting team names.
>> Anonymous
>>63721

Well, our sports aren't boring as fuck, so we don't have to make up for it with "interesting" team names.

GB2 cousinfucking, amerifag.
>> Anonymous
>>63733
>GB2
....what?
>> Anonymous
>>63735
Oh, WOW.

gb2 ED, newfag.
>> Anonymous
>>63740
troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd troll'd
>troll'd
>> Anonymous
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someone said the BEST?
>> Anonymous
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The Bird is the word.
>> Anonymous
>>63733
>Well, our sports aren't boring as fuck

Soccer and cricket? Not boring?

-20/10, troll
>> Anonymous
>>63758
>cricket
LOL, who still plays cricket, outside of the pakis and the curryniggers?

>soccer
Lol. Yes, football is boring, because the play doesn't stop and go to commercial constantly. Because that's what sports are all about: selling things to consumer sheep. Enjoy your Faux News.

>rugby, which I won't mention this because I know I'm wrong

Yeah, rugby. I bet you think that's more boring because the players don't wear fifty pounds of padding and take constant play breaks.
>> Anonymous
>>63766
>because the play doesn't stop and go to commercial constantly
You're right; instead 'play' just lingers on....and on...and on... and jack shit happens for 90 minutes.

>Yeah, rugby. I bet you think that's more boring because the players don't wear fifty pounds of padding and take constant play breaks.

Rugby and football are equally shitty, your logic fails.
>> Anonymous
>>63766
who needs commercials when shitty sponsors are right on the uniform
>> Anonymous
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We work hard...

We play hard.
>> Anonymous
>>63766
>because the play doesn't stop and go to commercial constantly

Obviously selling out your team's colours for advertising space is much better. If even your colours aren't sacred enough to avoid corporate whoring, what's the point anymore?
>> Anonymous
>>63774
You raise a good point: European sports DO have a much better and less obtrusive system of raising funds than shitty commercials.

I mean, what's more annoying, the words "Fly Emirates" or acronym "AIG", or perhaps a little Bet24 logo, or some fucking gecko or caveman? Or a thousand commercials for American pisswater?
>> Anonymous
>>63782
>less obtrusive

What? It's the most obtrusive method of advertisement I've ever seen in sports. Why players would allow their dignity to be sucked down to the level of moving billboard I'll never know,
>> Anonymous
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Oh hai. Just passing throu-JESUS CHRIST IT'S A GATOR AND A TIGER! RUN AWAY!
>> Anonymous
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BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
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/thread
>> Anonymous
>>64337
Yeah, caged absued animals sure are badass

>>64336
What the shit is wrong with that thing's head?
>> Anonymous
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Uga FTW
>> Anonymous
>>64343
Yeah cause living in a multi-million dollar facility nicer than your house and being taken care of one of the best vet schools in the country is so fucking abusive.
>> Anonymous
>>64336

"Bucky the badger was first drawn by local Wisconsin artist, Art Evans, in 1940. An actual badger from Eau Claire was used at the first few football games that year, but proved to be too fierce to be controlled properly and was retired to the nearby Henry Vilas Zoo."

GO BUCKY!