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Dear Eurofags,

Even though we already won FIFA (fuck yeah), I been trying to watch Euro08 and the one thing I can give props on is at least it's constant play and any stops are very short unlike fuckin fouls being called everytime a fuckin arm hair is breathed on. Still though, 2 questions.

1. WTF team should I be routing for? What team has the most appeal if you're not actually some Eurofag?

2. What's the difference between what's happening now and what was going on a couple months ago with that team who has 3 superstars vs. the Ronaldo guy? Is that a completely different league or what?
>> Anonymous
1/10
>> Anonymous
1. Holland

Most fun team to watch
>> Anonymous
goddamn fifa cancer. Keep it to one thread you faggots.
(not directed at nontrolls)
>> Anonymous
Germany
>> Anonymous
You fucking Eurofags always quick to be defensive. I'm dead serious, excuse me for not being a major in this shit.
>> Anonymous
1. Spain or Holland

2. Euro is a tournament for national teams. What happens most of the season is club teams. It's like World Baseball Classic vs. MLB.
>> Anonymous
just root for the team that fakes less injuries. fucking pansies
>> Anonymous
>>157518

Thanks.

And Holland gets 2 in the first couple replies. I'll try
>> Anonymous
Root for Holland or Croatia.
>> Anonymous
>>157522
Holland will be playing against France in 1h 20min.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, how can you go wrong with a country where there's basically legal hashish and prostitution? Netherlands FTW!!!
>> Anonymous
You should support everyone who plays against Italy, France, Germany and Greece. Hate > love.
>> Anonymous
>>157516
stop fucking saying you won FIFA if you are serious, you did not, you cannot 'win' FIFA it's the world football governing body not a competition.

if not 5/10 troll
>> Anonymous
>>157537
USA WON FIFA, BUTTHURT EUROFAG
>> Anonymous
>>157542

you won on shitty console lol
>> Anonymous
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>>157537
>>157558
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO PISS OFF JESUS IF YOU KEEP BEARING FALSE WITNESS AND CONTINUE TO DENY THAT USA WON FIFA!!!
>> Anonymous
I swear its like a fucking troll thread every three minutes
>> Anonymous
Canada is going to win FIFA next year for sure so suck my small dick USA
>> Anonymous
>>157597
You must be new to 4chan.
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Who cares about shitty FIFA lol
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>>157597
>>157606
YOUR PROTESTS AND SAGE ONLY MAKES OUR USA WON FIFA PENIS HARDER!!! UMPH UNGH OOH UNK YEAH BABY YEAH BABY FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSA WON FIFA!!!
>> Anonymous
Amerifags are just butthurt because nobody cares about their shitty sports and this place has been overrun by a the superior game
>> Anonymous
Yeah, this is the real shit, NATIONAL teams.

Think of it as WWIII
>> Anonymous
>>157643
I dont know what is so entertaining about watching diving without water. USA already won FIFA so who cares about other countries?
>> Anonymous
They won the Federal Insulting Fucker Association?
>> Anonymous
So what's the story behind "USA WON FIFA"?
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>>157819
THE USA WON FIFA AND ALL EUROFAGS ARE TRYING TO DENY IT AND COVER IT UP IN A BIG EUROJEW CONSPIRACY BUT THEY CAN'T WIN BECAUSE WE WILL NEVAR FORGET THAT USA WON FIFA PRAISE JESUS!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!! FUCK YEAH USA!!!
>> Anonymous
>>157819

USAGGOTRY
>> Anonymous
>>157819
US tied Argentina 0-0 and everybody made a big deal about it.
>> Anonymous
>>157842
LOL WHAT? A 0-0 in a friendly-match? And that's impressive how? ROFL! Amerifags have no self-esteem, every shitty non-victory gives them a boner.
>> Anonymous
Hey Ami, when you are in Iraq I am in your wife
>> Anonymous
>>157852

yeah it's not like we just won fucking FIFA or anything, jealous butthurt eurofag/beaner
>> Anonymous
>>157852
>Amerifags have no self-esteem, every shitty non-victory gives them a boner.

Well, yeah. Can you blame us? Maybe if we start not doing shitty we can actually get the public behind soccer.
>> Anonymous
>>157873

Start with acquiring proper and young talents instead of worn-out players like Beckham etc.
>> Anonymous
OOOOH BURNNN~
>> Anonymous
HOLLAND IS WIN
>> Anonymous
>>157522


Football is a lot like Hockey in a lot of ways.

You can play behind the puck and wait for the opposing team to commit their players forward and catch them on the back foot or you can always press and hope to force an error by the defense or break them down.

The reason Holland was so good last game is because they combined the best of both. They had the Italian defense on the backfoot the whole game and any time the Italians pressed they responded with quick counter attacking.

Spain is probably the most technically proficient team in the world, but they tend to have very poor team chemistry and crumble against good opposition. Portugual is very very attacking and almost always very fun to watch. My money is on them honestly. They have the right combination of experience and youth.

But the Spain v Sweden game tomorrow should be a fantastic game & the upcoming game should be fantastic provided that France can get its attacking game in order.
>> Anonymous
>>157887
what does beckham have to do with the us national team?
>> Anonymous
>>157887
It's a lot harder than you make it seem, especially selling the sport.
>> Anonymous
>>157903
Using a spot in the starting eleven for an us-player.
>> Anonymous
>>157495

general advice for americunts concerning football:

1. dont put interest in football unles youre outside of the usa. you fail at it anyway. club and national level.

2. if youre in a foreign country during the copa america, the africa cup or the european championship, route for uruguay, nigeria resp. some eastern european country except the czech republic. nobody will feel the urge to kill you if you do so. (probably. depends.). generally, always support the country youre in. if they dont compete, support the least hated neighbour. or the most hated (more fun). your decision.

3. during the world cup, suspend everything other activity for 2 months. drink a lot of alcohol. support the least hated neighbour.

4.follow the crowd

5.???

6. Heil Hitler.
>> Anonymous
>>157954
>1. dont put interest in football unles youre outside of the usa. you fail at it anyway. club and national level.

But then we'll never get better.
>> Anonymous
>>157962
usa just won fifa. cant get better than that
>> Anonymous
>>157967
on playstation or Xbox?
>> Anonymous
>>157967

After our historic FIFA Championship the problem is there is no where else to go but down. That's why we really should appreciate and enjoy the team's accomplishment.
>> Anonymous
Root for the Czech Republic like me.
>> Anonymous
Amerifag rooting for Portugal here.
>> Anonymous
America won the world cup?
>> Anonymous
>>158024
They will in 2 years
>> Anonymous
root for Holland, Spain and Portugal.

and in general for anyone that plays against these teams:

turkey: sandniggerfags
greece: boring anti-football
france: niggers
italy: divers who are only still in the competition due to OMGWTFBBQ BUFFON
england: ahahhahahaha....
>> Anonymous
>>158044
You forgot Soviet Russia
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best/most popular countries to root for in football:

europe likes: sweden (always ok, no real threat for anyone), the netherlands (always an offense orientated team), the czech republic, spain (prepare to suffer), portugal (as well), maybe england (prepare to suffer in penalty-hell).

europe hates: italy (score one goal, defend the rest of the game) and germany (it's germany), england (tossers)

i dont know about the likes of the other continents, but the best teams are:

s-america: argentina (the germans of s-am), brazil (obviously), chile, uruguay (former world champions, known for tough playing), colombia

africa: egypt, senegal, nigeria, cameroon, ivory coast.
and if voodoo works: mali

asia: japan (probably hated), korea. maybe someday china

oceania: australia

n-america: mexico, usa, ecuador and one of the islands.

of course there is always a new chance every four years....maybe some country can bring together a great new squad, a gifted class; they may have a great new coach with a superior tactic or new found spirit or maybe just luck.

there is nothing greater than the world cup.
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>>158094

Saudi Arabia sucks less than would be expected, too. But I fucking hate Saudi Arabia.
>> Anonymous
>2. What's the difference between what's happening now and what was going on a couple months ago with that team who has 3 superstars vs. the Ronaldo guy? Is that a completely different league or what?

The European Champions league is for club teams, this is for nations

Not too difficult really
>> Anonymous
>asia: korea

No.
>> Anonymous
>>158197
hm. maybe also bahrain, saudi arabia, uae.
who else?
>> Anonymous
>>158245

you forgot Iran
>> Anonymous
>>158094
You put England in both categories.
>> Anonymous
>>158094

australia play in the asian federation now
>> Anonymous
>>158094

Morocco is one of the best of Africa, definitely achieved the most historically.
>> Anonymous
>>158584
>>158565
>>158548
>>158333
>>158197

sry guise.......

i dont know a lot about the other federations...

morocco is also with the best teams (in advance: africa is filled with great football players...only a matter of time an african team wins), as well as iran, totally true.

i didnt know that australia now play in asia. why the fuck would they opt for/admit to???
it's much harder for them now.
>> Anonymous
Portugal, Spain, or Holland. Your choice
>> Anonymous
Ecuador isn't in fucking North America.
>> Anonymous
>>158094
ecuador is south america, and shitty, retard, and there is no island that consistently performs in the caribbean, the only countries are mexico and usa.

>>158629

australia always have to play a play-off against a stronger team (after seeing off the vastly weaker teams in oceania) than them and they often struggle to get through. now they will have an extended qualifying campaign where they have a decent chance of qualifying, and also get to play against teams who are of a similar level to them, bringing in more in revenue and gate tickets. oceania will now never have a team in the world cup again.
>> Anonymous
>>158673

+1
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>>157495

From one Amerifag to another, root for Holland. Where else can you go and smoke weed on vacation? Surely this is a no brainer.
>> Anonymous
>>158699
You're right, we probably won't make the WC for a while, seeing as we struggle to beat Qatar and lose to Iraq, but I think we will continue to get better. Maybe 2018 or 2024.
>> Anonymous
I would have rooted for England if they had made it. But..
>> Anonymous
Does it look like the US is going to make the World Cup?
>> Anonymous
>>158773
Hopefully, then they can exchange all the Krugergold they got!
>> Anonymous
I'm still waiting for a Holand X Jamaica encouter. That will be a drug bust of epic proportions
>> Anonymous
>>158094
Do not listen to anything this fucking idiot has to say
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The only national soccer team not full of repressed closeted homosexuals like Ronaldo.
>> Anonymous
>>157495
>>Even though we already won FIFA...

You won the International Federation of Association Football?
>> Anonymous
>>158818
No, that would mean that we won IFAA. Pay attention.
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>>158807
WAT
>> Anonymous
>>158773
It would be a failure of epic proportions if the USA missed qualifying.

However, I'm interested in seeing how Canada will do. I'd rather they advance than some fucking Caribbean country.
>> Anonymous
>>158822
"The Fédération Internationale de Football Association (International Federation of Association Football), commonly known by its acronym, FIFA (usually pronounced /fif?/ or /fifæ/), is the international governing body of association football."

YOU WON STUPIDITY!
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>>158823

Go back to bed, old fella, I have everything under control.
>> Anonymous
>>158829
needs to GIVE BARBADOS A CHANCE
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She's rotting for Portugal!
>> Anonymous
I'll explain the FIFA thing for the last time. USA played a friendly match against Argentina, who is ranked n1 in soccer by FIFA. Before that they had won against Mexico 4 - 1 in a friendy match, so the coach decided to use the match against usa with other players that he doesn't use, and he didnt put Riquelme, Tevez or Messi the second period so usa tied 0 - 0 with Argentina.

They then jumped to the conclusion that if they tied with the number1 ranked by fifa then they were number 1, too. So they say they ''won FIFA'' because they tied with the best.

Ofcourse no one really believes that and Americans saying that are just fat basements nerds who never see daylight and they're mad USA is only good on sports only they play, and they don't perform good at all in sports played worldwide like Soccer, so they just troll pretending to be better than Europe or South America.

So just Ingnore them Eurofags, don't feed the trolls. Everyone knows South America and Europe are the best in soccer so don't waste your time arguing with americans, just let them pretend they are us.
>> Anonymous
>>158842
>rotting

was that on purpose?
>> Anonymous
>>158859
OMG JUST GET OVER IT. USA WON FIFA OK????
>> Anonymous
>>158862
...considering who she is, yes.
>> Anonymous
>>158859
you got trolled HARD
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LOLLOLLOL DENY IT ALL YOU WANT THE FACTS ARE IN AND USA WON FIFA JESUS LOVES AMERICA AND HATES EVERBODY ELSE FUCK YEAH CAUSE USA WON FIFA
>> Anonymous
may 28th england 2 usa 0
june 4th spain 1 usa 0
erm.....fifa what?
>> Anonymous
>>158925
stop crying

USA IS #1 FIFA CHAMPIONS
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>>158881
Jesus loves Amerikkkaaaaaaaaaa
>> Anonymous
>>158937
is that some original content?

no, just typical post by a jealous hateful eurofag.

enjoy not winning FIFA faggot
>> Anonymous
>>158925

lol lrn2fifa
>> Anonymous
>>158944enjoy not winning FIFA faggot
Amerikkka = FIFA faggot
>> Anonymous
Alright then Eurofags. Britfag here.

Let's settle it.
The Amerifags won FIFA.

...

But that's all they won.

World War II they dived in at the last minute for the scraps.

World War I they just failed at being there.

Vietnam. They couldn't even take down the chinks. XD
>> Anonymous
>>158982
WE WON FIFA, and FIFA won those wars, so WE WON EVERYTHING. BUTTHURT FAGGOTS
>> Anonymous
Using the same logic.

USA draws with the world no.1 ranked team.

England beats the USA 2-0.

Therefore ENGLAND WON FIFA!!!!11!
>> Anonymous
england didn't go the euro 2008
>> Anonymous
>>159062
Amerikkka too
>> Anonymous
>>159062
I dont see the USA there either?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>159056

yes but you lost to Croatia. Even the US doesn't lose to Croatia.

therefore England only wins the EPL. Congrats.
>> Anonymous
>>159082
actually, manchester united is owned by AMERICANS, so therefore, we won the EPL and Champions League.

USA Dominates teh world of Soccer!
USA Dominates teh world of Soccer!
USA Dominates teh world of Soccer!
USA Dominates teh world of Soccer!
USA Dominates teh world of Soccer!
USA Dominates teh world of Soccer!
USA Dominates teh world of Soccer!
USA Dominates teh world of Soccer!