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Anonymous
Guess what!

We're making a comeback!
>> Anonymous
Guess what!

Colombia will never win a world cup!
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yILDiU859FU
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>171191
That's what they said about USA and they won FIFA.
>> Anonymous
>>171191
Never say never.
>> Anonymous
>>171203
Brazil won FIFA too.
>> Anonymous
>>171191
ANYYYYYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIING IIIIIISSSSSSSSSS POSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIBLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> Anonymous
>>171203
U.S.A. Won WHAT?
Not in this lifetime!
>> Anonymous
>>171262
new to /sp/ i would assume
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
>>171264
or just a great troll
>> Anonymous
>>171302
right
>> Anonymous
not so fas-.. wait hes right.
>> Anonymous
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>>171189

Don't call it a comeback - we've been here for years!
>> Anonymous
PARAGUAY IS WINNING FIFA!!!
>> Anonymous
>>171203
bad memes kill /b/
now youre trying to fucking kill /sp/
GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>171397
no U
YOU ARE THE CANCER


TEAM USA WON FIFA GET OVER IT!!

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>> Anonymous
>>171488
Wrong.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
>>171397
>>171799
Jealous Eurofags are jealous. USA WON FIFA GET OVER IT
>> Anonymous
wait, some explain the whole "won Fifa" thing
>> Anonymous
>>171880

They won it
>> Anonymous
WTF DID USA WIN IN FIFA
>> Anonymous
>>171886
It.
>> Anonymous
>>171886

All of it.
>> Anonymous
fucking fags
>> Anonymous
You people are fools. USA won FIFA. you can't win FIFA without playing them. And sorry britfags you played USA one game before they won FIFA so you have no chance of even contending for it anytime soon.
>> Anonymous
>>171929

I know. Fags didnt deserve to win FIFA.
>> Anonymous
bump

COLOMBIA > GERMANY
>> Thommy
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>> Anonymous
shit shop is shit
>> Anonymous
THIRD FUCK YEAH GOLOMBIA
>> Anonymous
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>>171947
Paraguay has won more FIFAs than obese U.S. Americans, get over it will you?
>> Anonymous
>>173258
THIS THREAD IS ABOUT COLOMBIA NOT PARAGAY
>> Anonymous
BUMP FOR GREATEST NATION ON EARTH!
>> Anonymous
>>173363
FARCfag / drugfag
>> Anonymous
>>173429
NUB IM A URIBISTA
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
Colombia had the guy with the strange hair right?
>> ··Vzla·· !nbiHfsOHok
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Why halo thar Colombians!
>> Anonymous
>>173843
Hello peruvian faggot
>> Anonymous
>>173825
No, thats Brazil.
>> Anonymous
>>173258
With more than 300 million, you're bound to have fatties. And don't give me China or India as excuses, they either can't afford good food or vegetarian.
>> ?
>>173936

Anyone can be fat, just look at fat Ronaldo.
>> Anonymous
>>173936
Faggot american
>> Anonymous
>>173946
starving non-american
>> Anonymous
>>173946
>>173963

Pitiful earthlings.
>> Anonymous
>>173963
IM NOT STARVING IM FAT U FUCK
>> Anonymous
>>173743NUB IM A URIBISTA

LOL like that's any better. I mean, it's odd that a week doesn't start with a close member of his goverment being accused of ties with the narcs of the paramilitary or of horrible crimes against human rights. Face it guys, your country is fucked no matter what.
>> Anonymous
Why is obesity the only thing people have to say about America? Since when is having more than enough food a bad thing?

And we still kick every other countries' ass in the olympics so it's obviously not affecting our athletics. Genocide, civil war, and economic strife, shit those are problems, not obesity.
>> Anonymous
>>174027
At least their not communist fucks.
>> Anonymous
uhHUHiaH898E9812HE1

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SDASDASDAA
DASDASDA
brasil >>> south american >>> world
>> Anonymous
>>174042
I don't give two flying fucks about communism but no amount of "at least they aren't *****" will change that Colombia sucked in the past, sucks right now, and most likely will suck as much in the future. Being a blue colored turd in an ocean of red shit just means you are crap of a different color.
>> Anonymous
>>174045

Sure we suck...

Despite cutting violence in half.

Cutting kidnappings by 400%.

Increasing tourism by 160%.

Having the strongest economy in South America (After Brazil) with a growth rate of 8%.

Yeah we suck.
>> Anonymous
Brazil is full of aids and thats why they suck now.
>> Anonymous
>>174054
You know you suck when you have to use "well, at least our kidnapping rates aren't as bad as they used to be" to try and validate your shithole of a nation. And even after cutting kidnappings by 400 percent, you still have far, far more kidnappings than non-shitty countries.

You should have used the fact that Columbian girls are really, really hot to bolster your argument, not the fact that visitors only have a tremendously large chance of getting their throats cut as opposed to the previous guarantee of getting the ol' jugular slashed.

In Columbia, is a Columbian Necktie just called a necktie? God knows you people don't need actual neckties, as you don't fucking have real jobs [No, kidnapping is not a legitimate career].

And having a strong South American economy is like being the prettiest person in the burn ward.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that your women are really, REALLY attractive and that alone nearly makes up for your tremendous collective failure as a country. God damn columbian women are great.
>> Anonymous
>>174054
STATISTICS OUT YOUR ASS LOL

And nothing of that changes the fact that when the Colombian army manages to crush the guerrillas (which I hope is as soon as possible, but probably wont as sucking our teat by means of the Plan COlombia is too fucking good), the country will have a paramilitary problem that the goverment doesn't want to admit it is there, a shameful problem of state sponsored human rights violation (so bad it makes your shitty neighbors look good in comparision), and a tremendous amount of poor people the state historically hasn't given a shit about, and nothing indicates that it will change in the near future. So yeah, your country sucks ass, and if it isn't even worse it's thanks to us.
>> TRIPCODES ARE FOR JERRYS KIDS
Brazil and Columbia are third world shit holes. Give them their World Cup and F1 drivers. They need it more than America.

America needs some more participation in high school sports. Everybody is soo out of shape and fat.
>> Anonymous
>>174054Having the strongest economy in South America (After Brazil) with a growth rate of 8%.

Uh, what's your arguement for saying you guys are the second economy in south america? Can't be the growth rate alone, Argentina, Peru, Uruguay, and I think even Venezuela have a 8% of growth rate.

It is exports? You guys are not second place, Argentina is. GDP? You guys are third in the region, second place again goes to Argentina. GNI? You guys rank nineth. Unemployement rate? Colombia ranks 10th, trailing behind friggin Ecuador for chrissake. Population below the poverty line? Again ranking 9th. Annual inflation? You guys rank fourth. How about your currency, is it the second strongest in South America? Nope, it ranks fifth.
>> Anonymous
>>174134
LOL ECONOMICS
>> Anonymous
>>174102
There isn't a paramilitarry problem because the paramilitary was DEMOBILIZED and DISBANDED.

Great way to know anything about Colombia lol.

You ignore the fact that now they are coming out with Guerrila Connected Politicians and they greatly outnumber the Paramilitary Connected Politicians and even include ex-presidents.

The Paramilitary Politicians were arrest and pulled out of office as soon as any information was known about them. They are all gone.
>> Anonymous
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>>174159There isn't a paramilitarry problem because the paramilitary was DEMOBILIZED and DISBANDED.

Good lord, I guess you believe Santa exists and that if you go to NY you have a chance of meeting Spider-Man.
>> Anonymous
>>174134
Wrong. Peru is in a recession. Argentina had their dollar crash a couple years ago and never really recovered. Uruguay and Venezuela? Are you joking? The Venezuela economy is collapsing because of heavy handed controlling policies.


The only economy that is close to Colombias is Chile's and they have a major banking crisis right now.

GDP isn't the best indicator; as Colombia has gone up 10 spots in the past 4 years and still remains just a bit behind Argentina; despite maintaining a much stronger economy.

Colombias economy is in a renassaince right now. I reccomend you read

http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/07_22/b4036001.htm

this article

and listen to

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/07/05/0517_colombia/index_01.htm

this report for further info.
>> Anonymous
lol south america
>> Anonymous
>>174176
Have you ever even been to Colombia?

Ill quote this article I posted....

"On a continent whose economic history is the stuff of a blooper reel, Colombia's strong fundamentals stand out. Its $130 billion economy, a world leader in the production of coffee, petroleum, textiles, and flowers, is growing at 6.8% a year, two full points faster than the Latin American average. In the past 10 years, Colombia has slashed its inflation rate from 18% to 5%, and since Uribe was elected, unemployment has dipped from 16% to 13%. The nation has never defaulted on its debt or experienced hyperinflation. And entrepreneurial thinking is spreading. "Run a Google (GOOG ) geographical-hit query, and you'll see that, per capita, nowhere in the world are there more searches for the words "Peter Drucker," the late management guru, than in Bogotá. No. 2? Medellín.

Yes, Medellín. Once the murder capital of the world, this city of 2.4 million is regaining its status as a commercial hub, hosting regional offices for a growing roster of multinationals including Philip Morris (MO ), Toyota (TM ), and Renault, as well as globally minded Colombian companies that make up 70% of the country's stock market value. More high-rises are under construction here than in Manhattan and Los Angeles combined."
>> Anonymous
>>174159
It is you who know shit about your own country, the AUC are alive and operating, and that have said that they won't give up unless they goverment pretty much says they are innocent of any crime. And it IS a fact that Human Rights Watch has continously accused every Colombian goverment up to Uribe of having a lenient hand towards the paramilitary forces. Not really all surprising considering that the whole problem started as a goverment sponsored program. BTW, speaking of politicians involved with the paramilitary elements, didn't they arrest one of Uribe's cousins just a couple of months ago?

Oh, and you seem to believe I think any better of leftist politicians with guerrilla ties. Lemme tell you again, THE ALL SUCK ASS.
>> Anonymous
I think the conclusion is that South America sucks no matter what.
>> Anonymous
>>174199
Columbian girls are really attractive though.
>> Anonymous
>>174204
too bad they're all coke mules
>> Anonymous
>>174193
Oh wow. Humans Right Watch. So fucking knowledgeable you know...

They couldn't understand the situation in Colombia if they wanted to.


More importantly you think the AUC and the Paramilitaries are the exact same group. They aren't; the AUC is a paramilitary force; but it isn't the only one. Just like the FARC is a Guerilla force; but it also isn't the only one.

Anyways, yes Uribe was kind to the paramilitaries because they approached the peace process peacefully and agreed to disband. There are still hold outs; there always would be. But the Paramilitary groups agreed to disband peacefully and were given less strong sentences because of it; and the nation became peaceful as a result. The same offer was made to the FARC. They decided to bomb a Upper Class Sports Complex and kill 36 people.

Anyways the holdouts are the groups most heavily connected to the drug cartels. They mostly provide a defense force for drug running operations and not much else. Unlike the current Guerilla organizations.


Hey its ok to sit on your pedestal and criticize Uribe. I lived in Colombia from 1995 to 2006 and before he came along you couldn't drive on the highways. Everyone was getting kidnapped. There was a point where over 30 thousand Colombians were missing or kidnapped and 2 thousand or more were kidnapped per year.

He cut those numbers down to less than 100 a per year. He set up large guard groups on the road and you can drive on them without feeling afraid. He cut down Guerrilla and Paramillitary operations by 75%. He was the first President to be Elected with a majority vote and the first one to be reelected. During his entire tenure his aproval rating has never dropped below 60%. He has brought peace and economic prosperity to a nation on the verge of civil war and sir iff that isn't great leadership I don't know what is.
>> Anonymous
>>174207
Not all Colombians are coke mules
>> Anonymous
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hey am I a coke mule?
>> Anonymous
>>174240
yes, it is in the trunk of your stock car
>> Anonymous
>>174213

Uribe cock-sucker

Tirofijo, presente
Ahora, y siempre
Por una Colombia bolivariana y socialista
>> Anonymous
>>174272
Crazy socialist crack pot, you find yourself in good company amongst murderers like tirofijo. Ultimately you are just like him.
>> Anonymous
>>174204
i would like to see your proof
>> Anonymous
>>174426
as would i
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, if you two are a good sample of what Colombia is, then that country does indeed suck ass.
>> Anonymous
Both Uribe and Tirofijo are murderers wearing different clothes.
>> Anonymous
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>>174272
Just as planned...
>> anon_eurofag
No. 1 in cocaine fuck yeah!
>> Anonymous
>>174451
No Tirofijo is a confessed murderer who created the most murderous and active terrorist group in history. Uribe is the man who singlehandedly raised his country from near civil war and stopped them without backhanded dirty tactics that Fujimori and others used.
>> Anonymous
>>174503
JAJAJA

more like with Alba we imprison our citizens and tear our countries and economies apart...
>> Anonymous
I had to go check FIFA's site to make sure this wasn't shopped. Not only is it right, but now Chile is in 4th, and Brazil in 5th. It would be so delicious if Brazil didn't make the World Cup.
>> Anonymous
>>177277
It would be hilarios but CONMEBOL's got a pretty lengthy qualifier so :/
>> ALBA ALBA
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youre doing it wrong

ALBA
>> Anonymous
>>177277
Why would it be shopped?
>> Anonymous
>>171189
I CAN GUARANTEE ONE THING COLOMBIA WONT MAKE IT TO THE WC
BRASIL,ARGENTINA AND PARAGUAY WILL BE THERE
PERU AND BOLIVIA WILL NEVER BE IN THE WC
VENEZUELA WONT MAKE IT TO THE FIRST 5
THE REMAINING TWO TICKETS FOR THE WC WILL BE BETWEEN URUGUAY,CHILE AND ECUADOR
>> Anonymous
>>177500
Why would Colombia not make it to the World cup? They are undefeated.
>> Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ
Brazil still got enough time to make it, but I doubt they can get very far in the actual tournament. They just arn't in a very good shape.

Okay, a lot can change in two years, but Germany will be the champion anyways. It's been way too long.
>> Anonymous
>>177510
Germany sucks.
>> Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ
>>177512

Germany can play soccer, in comparison to your shitty country.
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Delicious Brazil
>> Anonymous
>>177509
they play 18 matches to make it to the wc
colombia always gets weak after the first round
>> Anonymous
>>177514
My country can play soccer quite well thank you. We play in the most competitive confederation in the world.
>> Anonymous
>>177520
Actually last year Colombia broke down in the first 5 rounds and lost 4 games in a row, losing to bolivia 4-0 in la paz, and then went on to win every home game, and a lot of away games.
>> Anonymous
>>177522
You best be talking bout UEFA.

Conmebol is just argentina and brazil.