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Let me just drop this off for a second....

http://strydehax.blogspot.com/
"as search engine hacker stryde.hax found surviving copies of official registration documents issued by China's General Administration of Sport of China. The incriminating documents, expunged by censors from the official site and from Google's document cache, still appear in the document translation cache of Chinese search giant Baidu, showing the age of one of China's gold medal winning gymnasts to be 14 instead of 16"
>> Anonymous
pathetic, I wonder if MSM will catch on to this.
>> Anonymous
This was confirmed quite awhile ago by the New York Times and no one will do anything about it because the IOC has been corrupt for years. The best any country can do is play fairly and hope for the best, everyone knows who the cheaters are.
>> Anonymous
We roose are medals??
>> Anonymous
This just in - "Former IT administrator of Chinese search engine provider Baidu found dead within his apartment. Authorities believe that suicide may have been a form of death."
>> Anonymous
good
>> GOLD IS ALL THAT MATTERS! !RofJlWi2NI
>>278631
>BAAAWWWW

I taste your tears, and they are delicious.

Care to hear the March of the Volunteers again so I can get another tasty serving of American BAAWWW?

It's only a matter of time before China wins yet another Gold, and America is left to cry in the corner AGAIN.
>> Anonymous
just means she's beating us for an extra couple of years
>> Anonymous
>>278660
It's only a matter of time before the world demands an investigation, and gets it causing China to lose a fuck ton of medals.
>> Anonymous
>>278660
hurr durr dat's sum gud trollin sun
>> GOLD IS ALL THAT MATTERS! !RofJlWi2NI
>>278675
Apparently 2 golds is a "fuck ton" of medals now.

Well, maybe that is a lot of medals for Gold starved Americans, but 2 gold is just a drop in the bucket compared to the gold mine China has earned these Olympics.
>> Anonymous
>>278660
>>278695
This young man is ready to fight for his beloved motherland. He's thirsty for the flood of anglo--blood that will stain the street's red.
>> Anonymous
>>278717
>his beloved motherland.

There are no Chinamen posting on /sp/. At most, he lived in China for a year when he was born and his parents had the common sense to get the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
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>>278724

>There are no Chinamen posting on /sp/.

>no Chinamen posting

>Chinamen

Not the preferred nomenclature
>> Anonymous
couldn't this ultra1337h4x0r guy do something worthwhile and plaster tankman pics on major chinese websites?
>> Anonymous
>>278753
>>Chinaman

i see there's a following from britchan here on /sp/.
>> SINISTAR !!fJm7+63eX8z
>>278753

You're out of your element, Donny.
>> Anonymous
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ME RIKEY GORD MEDDARS
>> Anonymous
>>278660

Cheating's cheating eurofag. If I was Romania and I came in 4th and because of all my hard efforts I had to go home with nothing due to cheaters, I'd be pissed too.
>> GOLD IS ALL THAT MATTERS! !RofJlWi2NI
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>>278790
Japanese =/= Chinese.

Americans are already known for their fail when it comes to geography. You don't need to perpetuate that stereotype with your failed attempt at racist humor.

pic related, it's a fellow American who also fails at geography.
>> Anonymous
>>278808
You don't get many jokes do you?
>> Anonymous
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>>278808
LOL
>> Anonymous
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ME NO RIKEY LOUND EYE
>> The Judge
>>278808
That's not failing in Geography, that's failing at speaking in public/all around fail.
>> SINISTAR !!fJm7+63eX8z
>>278821

No one who doesn't live in Europe even cares about Swissfagland, let alone knows where it is.
>> Anonymous
>>278821
Wow. Lame British humor. lol
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>>278864
Its dry humour, i suppose your a fan of toilet humour are you?

bow the fuck down.
>> Anonymous
Everyone should send this to drudgereport.com

There's a report feature down the page.
>> Anonymous
>>278879
Mel Brooks > English humor.
>> Armed Britfag !b5FvhC5rVk
>>278911
he's good, but not that good.
>> Anonymous
from one britfag to others. please stop with the "british humour is better" shit. take it to youtube....
>> Anonymous
>>278879
No I'm a fan of funny humor. And British humor is pretty lame.
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>>278902
why? are you so stupid that you read anything on the internets and take it a FACT? anon is as bad as those chinese authorities you are questioning.

according to the 'hax' - which is just using google/baidu's cache - the girl birfday is listed as 1/1/1994. a little further down, another girl's birfday is listed as 1/1/1992. pic related

gimme a break. this isnt proof, just clerical entries/errors. yeah ... two girls birfdays are really January 1st.
>> Anonymous
>>278992
>a little further down, another girl's birfday is listed as 1/1/1992. pic related

Yeah, but that girl isn't He Kexin. Where are you going with this? Are you trying to say it's impossible for 2 different people to have the same birthday?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>279013
seems a little too coincidental.. even so it would have been just as easy to choose any date.
>> Anonymous
>>278992
>this isnt proof, just clerical entries/errors.

Lol yeah, errors on two completely different Excel files. Chinese clerk should be fired.
>> Anonymous
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MOAR!!!
>> Anonymous
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AND MOAR!!!
>> Anonymous
She is 16... IN MAI PANTS(U)!!!
>> Anonymous
I can't read that fucking moon speak
>> Anonymous
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moar?
>> Anonymous
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they are not underage, no sir not at all
>> Anonymous
>>278675
If they don't make their protest within, what, 30 days? Because don't they already have a Gymnast who totally did that at the last games, and openly admitted to competing whilst underage, but safely outside the window for contesting medals?
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O herro
>> Anonymous
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herro
>> Anonymous
>>280477

This is the best picture I seen since GOT MILK.
>> Anonymous
>>280450
seriously
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yang_Yun
>> Anonymous
>>280490
but the girls wont admit it this time or their entire family will be killed
>> Anonymous
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sage
>> Anonymous
Age-fixing in Chinese sport has been in the news before. In sports where limber, prepubescent bodies can outmaneuver more mature athletes, kids can be designated as older than they are. Yang Yun, a Chinese gymnast who was listed as 16 when she won double bronzes at Sydney, later went on Chinese television and said she had been 14 when she competed.

Within China's domestic sports scene there has been age-fixing as well. Young athletes can be designated as younger than they are so they can dominate in age-based competitions, as was the case with Chinese basketball star Wang Zhizhi, whose age was listed in inter-club competitions as two years younger than he actually was.

Earlier this year, a 14-year-old table-tennis prodigy in eastern Shandong province told me quite cheerfully that she competes as an 11-year-old in provincial and regional age-ranked competitions. Her national identity card, she said, had been changed to reflect the false birth-date. "It's no big deal," she insisted. "Most of my friends do it, too." Her coach, who hadn't been present when I interviewed the girl, denied any age-fixing at the school, although he said he was quite sure it happened at other academies.
>> Anonymous
>>280492
Is taht some yakult? I fucking love yakult
>> Anonymous
sup /butthurt/
>> Anonymous
So much fail
>> Anonymous
China steals copies cheats etc etc etc...
>> Anonymous
The committee isn't going to demand the medal back to give US 1st place because if they did that, they'd be one more time, admitting that they picked the shittiest country to host an Olympics.
>> Anonymous
wouldn't it be more embarassing for the US to lose to a bunch of kids?
>> Anonymous
>>281759
stop trolling, younger girls don't have wide hips and they have better balance and less weight. Essentially they are boys.
>> Anonymous
>>281780
by that logic 3 year olds should be better at gymnastics than 13 year olds.
>> Anonymous
>>281780
...They're young boys now?

...Are you callin' me a faggot?
>> Anonymous
itt??????
>> Anonymous
>>281780

so get some 14 year olds on the US team, it's not like you have to turn 18 to start playing sports here.
>> Heynonnynonnymous
Yeah, and bringing Dominique Moceanu who was 11 into the Atlanta games was all legal and shit?

Please step away from the internet.
>> Anonymous
it's not a sport if the americans didn't win at everything
>> Anonymous
>>281878
She was turning 15 that year, which at the time was the age minimum before FIG bumped to 16 the next year.

DURR HURR.
>> Anonymous
who in the FIG from which butthurt country made up that age bullshit anyway?

"THEY'RE TOO GOOD, WE MUST FIND A DIRTY WAY TO BAN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>> Anonymous
>>281878

THE RULES HAVE CHANGED. YOU CAN'T HAVE 14-YEAR-OLDS ANYMORE.

Please step away from things you don't understand.


I also really doubt Deng Linlin is 16 too. I mean, look at her. I know Asian women are smaller all around, but the average gymnast on their team is 4'9" and 77 pounds. No fucking way they're all 16.
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so calm down
>> Anonymous
>>281824
You could at least use Simplified Chinese to troll correctly.