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Anonymous
Asshole!

Anyone hear his interview with Bob Costas and Phelps? He couldn't congratulate Michael without sucking his own dick.

After the medley relay, you will be DETHRONED Mark!
>> Anonymous
Phelps is not a good public speaker eh?

Every third word was doubled.
>> Anonymous
lol he would never admit that mike is better than he was
>> Anonymous
Spitz gonna be Phelps bitch-
>> Anonymous
>>255792
He leaves it in the pool.
>> Anonymous
>>255783
>>Anyone hear his interview with Bob Costas and Phelps? He couldn't congratulate Michael without sucking his own dick.

AND HE DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING
>> Anonymous
Spitz didn't have goggles or swimcap, plus he was dealing with extra drag caused by his mustache.

Spitz wins.
>> Anonymous
The only thing I remember is when Phelps was laughing like an idiot that one time when they didn't know who got asked a question. Even the crew in the back was laughing, you could hear him.

He's such a happy kid.
>> Anonymous
hate this guy. facepalm'd entire interview
>> Anonymous
>>255792

Who the fuck cares, he's not running for office, he's the king of the world baby!
>> Anonymous
>>255807
all the swimmers have those things, so it's still amazing.
>> Anonymous
>>255807
LOL
>> Anonymous
Spitz did it without steroids though.....
>> Anonymous
>>255824

You honestly believe Phelps is on steroids? Fucking BAWWWWW fag right here.
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nice trunks
>> Anonymous
>>255824
No, but he used Zyklon B.
>> Anonymous
>>255829
coming from the bawfags who wouldn't stop crying about "OMG CHINESE GYMNASTICS BAWWWWWWWW WE FELL OFF THE BEAM SO THEY CHEATED"
>> Anonymous
>>255839

The Americans were protesting about the Chinese gymnists long before the Olympics. And, given the evidence (as well as common sense), it's pretty clear they doctored the books.
>> Anonymous
>>255844
You're seriously going to tell me that the US' performance deserved a gold? You can't fuck up landings and go out of bounds and expect to win. True athletes should be able to grit down and rise to the occasion when something unfairly goes their way, the US' team simply didn't do that.
>> Anonymous
>>255851

Who cares? Nobody was as good as them. The difference being that they didn't cheat. If you're the best, but you cheat to make sure that you win, you don't deserve shit.
>> Anonymous
>>255839
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yang_Yun
>> Anonymous
>>255844

People accused Phelps of cheating long before the 2008 olympics too, what's your point? Making untenable claims of butthurt isn't proof, it's just that: butthurt. Fail harder.
>> Anonymous
>>255851
The chinks fucked up alot there too.
>> Anonymous
>>255867

Phelps has taken doping tests and has passed every one. The Chinese refuse to have their gymnists examined to determine their age.

Hate on America more, bitch.
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>>255857

Amerikkka: When we cheat in swimming, it's legendary. When other people "cheat" in gymnastics (despite it being a disadvantage to be younger), it's BAWWWWWWWW time!
>> Anonymous
>>255873
Phelps volunteered to take new doping tests. He didn't know which drug he was being tested for.

He's as clean as any athlete can be.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>255882

>disadvantage to be younger

Don't think I ever heard that term before in any sport
>> Anonymous
>>255876

Cheating? He's passed every doping test, faggot.

The Chinese, however, refuse to submit to age verification testing, since the IOC expects countries to not doctor their own records for the sake of winning.
>> Anonymous
>>255867
fffaaaiiilll
>> Anonymous
>>255876
Its actually an advantage to have a smaller, prepubescent body.

And its not a DISadvantage to dope up for swimming, but its really not an advantage. The drag caused by larger muscles outweigh the extra strength in your arms and legs.
>> Anonymous
>>255873

>Phelps has taken doping tests and has passed every one

Link please, also the olympic committee has looked over all the birth cirtificates and they all passed.
>> Anonymous
>>255890
Don't feed the squint eyed trolls.
>> Anonymous
>>255898

WRONG. China only had to provide passports. Oh, but there is no way a Totalitarian regime could alter passports or birth records, right? LAWL

Fail.
>> Anonymous
>>255876
>>despite it being a disadvantage to be younger
You just showed you know SHIT about gymnastics. Being younger IS an advantage, not a disadvantage.

I like people say "lol the Amerikkkans fell off the bar" despite the Chinese doing it too and the Amerikkkans had a HIGHER score in the event.

If these girls were younger, it would give them a huge advantage, ESPECIALLY in the uneven bars which, funnily enough, was the event that the Chinese scored high enough to lead.

Regardless what the Americans did, if Chinese cheated, they cheated and they don't deserve the gold.
>> Anonymous
>>255898
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080815.wolymphelsdop15/BNStory/beijing2008
>> Anonymous
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

that's what you all sound like
>> Anonymous
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everyone in this thread
>> Anonymous
Shit was so splash
>> Anonymous
So, back on topic:

Mark Spitz, total asshole, or simply a major fan of autofellatio?
>> Anonymous
I actually don't care that the Americans didn't win the women's team gynmastics; I just think it's fucked up that the home team can cheat and get away with it. I'd rather see ANYONE--not just America--beat China if they're going to cheat.
>> Anonymous
>>255988

Seriously, if it had been Russia or Romania who had lost to the cheating Chinese, more people here would be calling out the bullshit. It's cool to hate America now!
>> Anonymous
Facepalmed the entire interview. Dick's so full of himself
>> Anonymous
Gymnastics is an subjective sport. Swimming is about times.

HUR WHAT A LOVELY LOLI SPIN.
>> Anonymous
>>256018

I exploded in laughter when Spitz said, "Well, nobody else in the world can really understand what it's like to have gone through what he has, except for me, of course."

TOOOOOL

Where's your mustache you dick?
>> Anonymous
Running and swimming is where it's at. If only they could add flying.
>> Anonymous
>>255988
Agreed, America didn't deserve it due to failica but China doesn't either, the integrity(lolnonexistant) should be at the Olympics, lets give it to Canada as a pity medal.
>> Anonymous
>>256145
I would be bitter and jealous if I were him right now too. It probably sucks to have your star wane, and not only that but have it usurped and one-upped by some brat.
>> anonymous
>>256145
Jesus , why can't anyone be gracious- this douche probably thinks Phelps is gonna wreck his 35 year old gravy train.
Creepy looking bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>258119

Yeah if I were Phelps I'd kick his teeth in after this.
>> Anonymous
>>256145
lulz. I need to watch that interview now.
>> Anonymous
>>256160
>lets give it to Canada as a pity medal.
Fuck you, we 3 medals now. Even one gold!
>> Anonymous
Link to the lulzy interview:

http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/player.html?assetid=0816_spitzphelps_ja244&channelcode=sportsw
>> Anonymous
>>256145

I love this guy.
>> Anonymous
Finally, a thread that delivers the lulz.
>> Anonymous
As much as I hate accusing someone without proof, I have to admit that Spitz looked like a normal person at the time. Athletic yes, but still human.
Now put Phelps alongside him and compare the two.
It makes you wonder.
>> Anonymous
>>258234

Thats what evolution does to you.
>> Anonymous
>>258234

Phelps has voluntarily taken even doping test known to fucking man. He's big because he eats like a horse and works like a horse. Good genes + crazy work ethic = God.
>> Anonymous
>Spitz looked like a normal person at the time. Athletic yes, but still human.
He's a dirty Jew; therefore, not human. He must have used some of that jew magic to make shit happen.
>> Anonymous
>>258241
>Good genes
he's a freak of nature. the length of his arms are 7 cm longer than his height. a normal person has a height (almost)equal to the length of his outspread arms. and phelps feet can bend 15 degrees more than the average mans feet.
>> Anonymous
>>258271
Phelps has double jointed knees and elbows. You couldn't have engineered a better swimmer.
>> Anonymous
>>258283
Would it have killed his maker to make his face a little less like a train wreck?
>> Anonymous
>>258331

I lol'd, he is one ugly mother fucker.