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PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
ITT We Replace famous calls in sports history with Joe Buck.

Aaron's 715:

"Aaron swings hits the ball deep, Home Run."

*silence*
>> Anonymous
"The band is on the field. The band is on the field."

*silence*
>> Anonymous
1951 World Series:

"Thomson hits this one deep. Home run. The Giants have won."

*silence*
>> Anonymous
Mayes tracks the ball....out.
>> Anonymous
"Havilcheck stole the ball"

*crickets*
>> Anonymous
"Do you believe in miracles?"

"Possibly"
>> Anonymous
"Oh my, I don't believe what I just saw"

*silence*
>> Anonymous
Montana is rolling...rolling...

He throws...

Touchdown, 49ers.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Starr dives into the end zone.

Touchdown Packers.

*silence*
>> Anonymous
Eli's pass to David Tyree is complete. First down Giants.
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
I may not like Joe Buck very much but at least he knows when to shut the fuck up. He's the opposite of Chip Carray.
>> Anonymous
"And Fraiser goes down"

*silence*
>> Anonymous
"It looks like Alou couldn't catch the ball due to fan interference."

*silence*
>> Anonymous
The Red Sox will tell you that they were 5 outs away, leading by 3 in the 8th inning...as Boone hits it to deep left...this might send the Yankees to the World Series. Boone the hero of Game Seven.

*silence*
>> Anonymous
"Cubs are victorious. Cubs are victorious."

*silence*
>> Anonymous
>>403306
>Looks like the cubs have another non-player scapegoat

>*silence*

fix'd
>> Anonymous
1975 World Series, game 6

"Long drive, left field, if it stays fair it's gone... home run, Red Sox."
>> Anonymous
>>403296
"Eli is...... get out of it ....throw down field. ...caught."
>> Anonymous
"Joe Carter hits a home run and the Toronto Blue Jays win the world series. He is running around the bases."

*silence*
>> Anonymous
The punt is blocked and recovered in the endzone by the cardinals for the win. and now we send it to you local fox news station.

*silence*
>> Anonymous
>>403388

i'm still raging. fucking williams.
>> Anonymous
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"...as Carter hits it to deep left... that might send the Blue Jays to the World... [silence] ...championship."
>> Anonymous
Gibson gets ahold of one... it's gone. The Dodgers win.
Stay tuned for Married... with Children.
>> Anonymous
matt stairs hits a deep drive to right. . . phillies leading 7 - 5 on matt stairs' first home run of the postseason.
>> Anonymous
"And Laetner with a jumper, its in."

*silence*
>> Anonymous
>>403413
well played
>> Anonymous
"Yzerman takes a shot from the blue line, and...goal....wings win"

*silence*
>> Anonymous
"The pitch... and he struck him out. A perfect game for Koufax."

"The band is on the field as he takes it into the endzone. The bands were on the field during the play, an absolutely disgusting act."

"Three and two to Gibson... and that is a home run."
>> Anonymous
"Jordan pulls up for what appears to be a three pointer....and......its in. *silence* Bulls win"
>> Anonymous
"And George Brett does not like what he has heard, he's gonna go chat it up with the umpire on this one"

*silence*
>> Anonymous
>>403562

AND THAT IS JUST A DISGUSTING DISPLAY...
>> Anonymous
"Flutie steps back and launches a prayer........looks like its caught in the end zone for 6."

*Silence*
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
"And Nolan Ryan hits Ventura with the pitch and HOLD ON... HOLD ON... HOLD ON... HOLD ON..."

*silence*

"Benches cleared."

*silence*
>> Anonymous
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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT REPLACING CALLS WITH GILBERT GOTTFRIED......

So Kirk Gibson comes up to bat, and look at him. Mustache like a porn star and the cup size to match. I mean, this guy has to be a hung like a mule on steroids. Or Barry Bonds. I tell you, I can't tell the difference between the penises of a mule on steroids or Barry Bonds. They both have gigantic sausages between their legs is what I'm saying here. So Kirk takes a swing and hits the ball all the way over the fence. It's home run. Then he and his gigantic mule penis round the bases while he pumps his fist harder than a twelve year old boy tugging on himself in his grandmother's bathroom with a copy of the Victoria's Secret catalog. Dodgers win folks, go home and quit fucking bothering me with this shit.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>403620

Oh god lolling. You win an internet.
>> Anonymous
This thread is now about replacing calls with Hellen Keller.

Nnnnn nnnnnn nnnn nnnnnnnn nnnnnnn. Nnnnnn nnnnnn nnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnn.
>> Anonymous
Guys stop saying "silence" like it's a bad thing - a good announcer will shut the fuck up after an amazing moment. But a good announcer will also show some emotion in the call before that moment.

Vin Scully also uses *silence*
>> Anonymous
The year is 1980:

"And it looks like the US wins over Russia... stay tuned for <generic sitcom title>"
>> Anonymous
>>403658
Relax. We're complementing him.
>> Anonymous
Ali takes a swing and down goes Joe Frazier. The match is over.
>> Anonymous
Fiesta Bowl Boise State vs Oklahoma:

"So fourth down... They throw over the middle and he pitches it... That's gonna be a touchdown for Boise."

"They'll go for two... and get it. Boise State wins."

ENDING OF ANY CHAMPIONSHIP GAME/SERIES:
"And (team name) are the champions of the world."
>> Anonymous
"And, it appears someone is in George Steinbrenner's luxury box. It is pitcher Roger Clemens."

*silence*
>> Anonymous
And Jordan steps back, takes the shot over Russell, it's good. The Bulls are going to win the 1998 NBA Championship.

Stay tuned for a special episode of ER right after the NBA Finals.
>> Anonymous
"It appears the Hindenburg is on fire. That's unfortunate."

*silence*
>> Anonymous
The Catch:
"Montana... Gonna throw... And it's a touchdown."

The Catch II:
"Young... Dropping back... Throwing... And it's caught by Owens for a score."
>> Anonymous
>>403677

"Down goes Frazier" was from Foreman vs. Frazier in The Sunshine Showdown you fucking failure.
>> Anonymous
"Ground ball... He can't field it, and the Mets win the game."
>> Anonymous
It looks like a plane has flown into the World Trade Center.

Please stay tuned for Regis and Kathie Lee.
>> Anonymous
"The ball is dropped through, and North Carolina State will be the national champions. Jim Valvano is happy."

*silence*
>> Anonymous
"That ends the fifth inning."

*silence*
>> Anonymous
And the kick is up. It looks like Norwood missed it right.
>> Anonymous
"Remember everyone, this is just a game. John Lennon was shot tonight.......................now back to the game."
>> Anonymous
Stanford kicks the field goal. Its good. Cal loses. Stay tuned for your local news.

....
>> Anonymous
>>403413

I loled
>> Anonymous
With 50 seconds left the New York Jets have beaten the Oakland Raiders 32-29.

Stay tuned for my favorite movie, Heidi.

*silence*
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>403820

lol
>> Anonymous
"Another plane has crashed into the World Trade Center"

*silence*
>> Anonymous
"Manning lobs it, Burress is open... Touchdown."

oh wait
>> Anonymous
1982 World Series

"Smith hits a home run.

Get mildly exited, folks...for your local news."
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Hmm...Seems like Gonzaga has Koed Cro Cop

This has been brought to you by XYIENCE sports energy drink...
>> Anonymous
"Grounder...Foulke...lobs it...Meinkewitz...and the Red Sox...first time in 86 years"

or:

"The Bills...field goal...Norwood...wide right"

*silence*
>> Anonymous
>>403894
I think Buck would be more like.

"Here comes the kick... aaaaaaand he missed it."

You KNOW you are hearing that nasally drawn-out "and" in your head right now
>> Anonymous
>>403786
The band is on the field. How inconsiderate.

*silence*
>> Anonymous
Buck's 1st night on his honeymoon:

"I'm coming."

*silence*

"Stay tuned for NBC's nightly new with David Williams."
>> sayain zubas !!o6QbIm7BfuM
>>403620
im rofling here! omg that shit is great, kudos to anon!
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
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Aaaand he hands off the cup to Ray Borque, how kind of him.

*silence*
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
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Martinez lines the ball to left, Griffey will score, Seattle Wins.