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All Star Game Thread III Anonymous
Since the old All Star Game started auto-saging here's the new one.
>> Anonymous
How bout that 12th inning guys?
>> Anonymous
Boy howdy this game has gone pretty late.
>> Anonymous
Anyone have the Box Score?

I am too lazy to check MLB.com
>> Anonymous
bud should just run to the middle of the field and take the baseball away and tell everyone to go home.
>> Anonymous
AL is hitting like the blue jays right now, wasting all these RISP.
>> Anonymous
It's fucking 5:30am over here.
>> Anonymous
This game is fucking retarded. Its almost like a collective boycott of the All Star Game by the players. "LOL guise lets boycott the game by not winning. make it look like one side could win at any time, but then DON'T lol. Maybe we can get the Umpires in on it!"
>> Anonymous
SAFE HAHAHAHHAHA
>> Anonymous
AL deserves to lose.
>> Anonymous
Umps fuck the game up....again.
>> Anonymous
i switch to espn... GUESS WHAT? BRETT FAVRE!
>> Anonymous
I THINK I KNOW WHO THE UMPS WANT TO WIN
>> Anonymous
NL: 3 runs 11 hits 3 errors
AL: 3 runs 11 hits 1 error
>> Anonymous
fuck
>> Anonymous
Quit bunting you morons!
>> Anonymous
JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK....
>> Anonymous
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dodgerfag givin some love to my boy for his all-star brilliance
>> Anonymous
bases loaded for uggla, god fucking dammit
>> Anonymous
BOOOOO Intentionally walking Tejada, faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>216933

Have you been up all night watching the All Star Game?

I salute you Euro-fan!
>> Anonymous
HERE COMES DAN UGGLA FOR THE WIN
>> Anonymous
Well, shit looks really bad.
>> Anonymous
>>216946

FUCK YEA
>> Anonymous
3 hours and 43 minutes, longest All Star Game in MLB history!
>> Anonymous
Is it over yet?


No! Umps blew it for the AL and the fans who want to sleep in the 11th!

http://logopasstime.blogspot.com/
>> Anonymous
>>216941

3 runs, 11 hits, 3 Ugglas
>> Anonymous
GOD DAMNIT UGGLA YOU SUCK!!!!
>> Anonymous
Oh my. Dan Uggla, I feel so sorry for the guy.
>> Anonymous
4 Ugglas
>> Anonymous
>>216956
Quit spamming your sucky blog you moron.
>> Anonymous
GREAT JOB UGGLA
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
WAY TO GO UGGLA
>> Anonymous
>>216958
Uggla ugglas uggla. 2 ugglas.
>> Anonymous
LOL UGGLA
>> Anonymous
>>216949
I was born in Queens. Living in Ireland for some fucking reason. No-one else here knows what is happening.
>> Anonymous
Uggla for AL MVP!

Let's get a .gif of his helmet slam.
>> Anonymous
UGGLA'S A COCK-CHUGGLA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
Uggla fucking sucks dick
>> Anonymous
YEA BAL win it for the NL
>> Anonymous
I bet Uggla will cry himself to sleep for sucking so bad.
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
>>216970
what ch does this game(or baseball even) air in Ireland?
>> Anonymous
If Uggla wins this for the NL, I will kill myself.
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
Makin' his daddy proud.
>> Mazarin
Are we there yet
>> Anonymous
>>216979
If it's not on TV he might be watching one of the streams from myp2p.eu
>> Anonymous
FROM THE CO-CREATORS FROM LOST

FROM THE WRITES FROM TRANSFORMERS
>> Anonymous
>>216981

you are like, 5 minutes behind, he struck out.
>> Anonymous
NL hopes lie on a san diego nun

shit...
>> Anonymous
>>216979
I'm streaming it on justin.tv
>> Anonymous
>>216981

No worries there.
>> Anonymous
>>216989
*watching a stream
>> Anonymous
shitty reffing by the umps
>> Anonymous
To the bottom of the 12th we go!
>> Anonymous
NO ONE WANTS TO WIN THIS GAME
>> Anonymous
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> Anonymous
OH COME ON. IT'S GERALD
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH HERE WE GO.
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHHA GEORGE SHERRILL? HAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
o lawd
>> Anonymous
My god, can the NL get a run?
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
LOL NL
>> Anonymous
There's a championship boxing match on FSN? How the sport has fallen.
>> Anonymous
>>216998

The AL does. Right now, they just wanted to make it exciting because of the whole Yankee Stadium thing!
>> Anonymous
What are these teams batting with RISP? 4-28???
>> Anonymous
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I'm your Pedobear.
>> Anonymous
>>217010

They want to be like the Yankees.
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

DAN UGGLA HUMILIATES THE SHIT OUT OF HIS PATERNAL ANCESTRY.
>> Mazarin
PLEASE NOT MARMOL PLEASE NOT MARMOL PLEASE NOT MARMOL PLEASE NOT MARMOL PLEASE NOT MARMOL PLEASE NOT MARMOL PLEASE NOT MARMOL PLEASE NOT MARMOL PLEASE NOT MARMOL PLEASE NOT MARMOL PLEASE NOT MARMOL PLEASE NOT MARMOL
>> Kobra !!kWyCNZ14++a
get uggla off the fucking field
>> Anonymous
Great All-star game? Or Greatest?
>> Anonymous
almost a HR
>> Anonymous
DAMN CLOSE
>> Anonymous
What the fuck?
>> Anonymous
fuckkk lets go AL
>> Kobra !!kWyCNZ14++a
god damnit you better strand that runner
>> Anonymous
>>217016

Play man down if you have to, Uggla is such garbage.
>> Anonymous
HERE COMES THE AL FAGGOTS.
>> Anonymous
Come on, Sizemore.
>> Anonymous
Why is Cook still pitching?
>> Anonymous
Good coverage, Fox.
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCK WAY TO FAIL FOX I DIDNT GET TO SEE THE FUCKING HIT BECAUSE OF YOUR GOD DAMNED COMMERCIALS FUCK
>> Anonymous
Just when I think it's about to end, it turns out it's a double.
>> Anonymous
COOK still pitch, nl is trying to lose
>> Anonymous
FUCKING DAMN IT UGGLA
>> Anonymous
OH SHIT UGGLA IS A FUCKIN BOOB
>> Anonymous
Uggla almost blew another play.
>> Anonymous
let's go longo!
>> Anonymous
LOL UGGLA
>> Anonymous
LETS GO AL GOT THIS!
>> Anonymous
Can the AL get a GODDAMN SAC FLY?!
>> Anonymous
What's the point of the game anymore? They should just give it to the AL every year.

Oh god Uggla, field the damn ball.
>> Anonymous
Uggla is a disgrace.
>> Anonymous
ugly almost fucked tp again
>> Anonymous
>>216989
Lol, Cook is going to have to strike people out?

NL is fucked.
>> Anonymous
lets go EVA, swing for the fences, sac fly, lets go home
>> Anonymous
Uggla will be the new 18-1
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
I just feel just sorry for Uggla now, he's playing like crap.
>> Anonymous
WHY THE FUCK IS THE NL PICTHING TO THIS GUY?!?!?!?

WALK TWO AND GET THE BASES LOADED!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>217041
I bet you it's going to happen?
>> Anonymous
Foul, fuck
>> Anonymous
Fuck, almost fucked it up.
>> Anonymous
Uggla fails again.
>> Anonymous
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>> Anonymous
epic strikeout, batter looked like a fucking moron
>> Anonymous
FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!1
>> Anonymous
FUCKIGN EPIC
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK. SHIT. WHAT IS IT. FUCK.
>> Anonymous
WALK AGAIN??!?!?FDJHFSKJJFNSKJFNFJKFKJBVWUIGBF&OURguyorshr3w7e6
>> Anonymous
I stand by my statement from earlier that no one wants to win this fucking game.
>> Anonymous
GOD DAMN IT PITCH TO MORNEAU
>> Anonymous
What?
>> Anonymous
Damn'it get Guillen in somebody!!!
>> Anonymous
Longoria and Uggla making Florida baseball proud.
>> Anonymous
Which pitchers are still available?
>> Anonymous
LOL STEAL
>> Anonymous
UNCONTESTED, AGAIN?
>> Anonymous
come on jerkoff!! win the game!! if you ever do anything good in your career... let it be now!!!
>> Anonymous
Come on, get a field hit. PLEASE.
>> Anonymous
>>217070
WEEB
>> Anonymous
Yankees fans are just fucking faggots.
>> Anonymous
emptyfirstbase.jpg
>> Anonymous
To the 13th!
>> Anonymous
THE FUCKING THIRTEENTH INNING
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH 13th INNING!
>> Anonymous
THIRTEEN FUCKING INNINGS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> Anonymous
13th inning people.
>> Anonymous
MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
fucking christ
>> Anonymous
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
>> Anonymous
>>217077
Fuck you.

Also, FUCK FUCK FUCK.
>> Anonymous
WHOA THEY DIDN'T PLAY THAT MUSIC!
>> Anonymous
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A LEADOFF DOUBLE!?
>> Anonymous
Oh come on, can't anybody on the AL drive in a run?
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
WWWWHHHHHYYYYYY!Y!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
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GRAHHHH
>> Anonymous
INNING NUMBER THIRTEEN
>> Anonymous
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This is now how I feel...
>> Anonymous
These will be the MVPs:

AL - JD Drew.

NL - Aaron Cook.
>> Anonymous
>>217089
Easy, just like you fuck up with the bases loaded
>> Anonymous
how do i finished game?
>> Anonymous
>>217090

Yeah, but they all left the game by the 6th.
>> Anonymous
>>217090
>Oh come on, can't anybody on the AL drive in a run?

They've been benched 3 hours ago.
>> Anonymous
This game's almost as long as the pre-show.
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

BUD SELIG LOOKS ILL THAN VOMITS ALL OVER THE PRESS BOX!
>> Anonymous
What do you guys think?

Epic game, fail game, or epic fail that turns into a epic win
>> Anonymous
>>217097
I'm surprised Aaron Cook is still in there. Just put in Brandon Webb and get it over with.
>> Anonymous
>>217097
>These will be the MVPs:

>AL - UGGLA

>NL - UGGLA

fixed
>> Anonymous
COOKIE :3
>> Anonymous
>>217106
Epic fail that fails.
>> Anonymous
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LEAVE BUD SELIG'S INDIGESTION TO ME.
>> Anonymous
>>217106
Epic game.
>> Anonymous
>>217106
Epic win. Yeah, it's long. So what, is it past your bedtime?
>> Anonymous
>>217106
Frankly, I don't know anymore.
>> Anonymous
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13th Inning
>> Anonymous
CAN A POSITION PLAYER PITCH OR ARE THEY NOT ELIGIBLE? UGGLA NEEDS TO SERVE UP A HR.
>> Anonymous
LOL DAVID WRIGHT
>> Anonymous
leadoff hit, hurrr
>> Anonymous
>>217111
Only epic fail is Uggla. Ha ha oh wow.
>> Anonymous
Finally Wright doesn't strike out.
>> Anonymous
What's the game time on this now? It's got to be over 4 hours.
>> Anonymous
Aaron Cook is the MVP.
>> Anonymous
>>217118
They can, but it will be a BAD END
>> Anonymous
Uggla is epic win because he's exceeded the threshold of fail, alone.

The game is just bordering on fucking epically long.
>> Anonymous
QUIT BUNTING
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
OH NO NOT MARMOL
>> Anonymous
>>217118
If Uggla pitches I will shut my tv off and go to sleep.
>> Anonymous
That's what you get for bunting.
>> Anonymous
Nice.
>> Anonymous
GUZMAN YOU FUCKHEAD
>> Anonymous
Damn you Guzman
>> Anonymous
YAAAAAAAAARGGHHH SCORE 1 POINT YOU NUKKAS
>> Anonymous
>>217106
This game is an EPIC UGGLA
>> Anonymous
IF MARMOL PITCHES IT WILL BE OVER.
>> Mazarin
SOMEONE ON NL HIT A FUCKING HOMERUN PLEASE
>> Anonymous
>>217139
Needs to be a motivation poster for the All Star Game 2008.
>> Anonymous
BRASS MONKEY
>> Anonymous
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET INJURED.
>> Anonymous
Why don't they just do a Milwaukee right now?
>> Anonymous
STOP IT WITH THE BALLS.
>> Anonymous
>>217143
You mean if the ball is hit to Uggla with the bases loaded again the game is over.
>> Anonymous
Both teams should just run onto the field and just start beating the shit out of each other
>> Anonymous
>>217130
Fuck that! That shit sounds like WIN!

The only thing that could rival that is somehow getting Chuck Knoblauch to pitch for the AL.

Just multiple wild pitches scattered around the stadium.
>> Anonymous
Stop taking pitches.
>> Anonymous
GOD DAMN SHIT-FACE-COCK-MASTER!
>> Anonymous
OH GOD THEY CAME BACK WITH THE MUSIC!
>> Anonymous
God dammit.
>> Anonymous
son of a BITCH
>> Anonymous
FUCK! Drew is up second, someone get his ass out.
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
So when is Uggla up again?
>> Anonymous
>>217156
Bottom of the 13th

While it would suspend and fine some players. It would be the perfect cap to this game.
>> Anonymous
Lucky #13! C'mon AL!
>> Anonymous
FOX shows fails so bad.
>> Anonymous
Is Marmol going to pitch now?
>> Anonymous
I'm calling a 14th inning.
>> Anonymous
>>217169
Nigga best be joking.

So You Can Think You Can Dance is the only reality show that's pretty good.
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

IF I HEAR THAT FUCKING MUSIC ONE MORE TIME
>> Mazarin
Sweet fuck it's over. I can't watch.
>> Anonymous
CAN UGGLA BE MEME NAO?
>> Anonymous
Anyone else realize this is the most action /sp/ has gotten since the night of 18-1? Seriously. Even during Celtics vs Lakers, there weren't threads autosaging and continued like this.
>> Anonymous
AL's 13th inning:

1) lead off triple
2) foul pop-up to catcher
3) suicide squeeze involving a pop-up bunt to the pitcher, and the runner is doubled-up at third
>> Anonymous
>>217145
Ugh get your /b/ out of my /sp/
>> Anonymous
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Somebody find that Council guy who threw for Josh Hamilton last night, he'll get this shit over with.
>> Anonymous
LOL, across the street.
>> Anonymous
Bud Selig will stop the game if no one wins in 14th inning.
>> Anonymous
>>217175
so long as he stays in /sp/
>> Anonymous
Come on Marmol!
>> Anonymous
UGGLA MVP!
>> Anonymous
Uggla actually made a play!
>> Anonymous
Oh shit, Marmol is pitching....

BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>217176
There was more action during the NHL finals. Games would go to 5, 6 threads
>> Anonymous
I believe the Yankees wasted over $5000 digging up some Boston shit from the new stadium.

Fail
>> Anonymous
Oh Shi
Uggla made a play, that's like dividing by zero.
>> Anonymous
Marmol's in?

IT'S OVER. THE NATIONAL LEAGUE'S FINISHED.
>> Anonymous
>>217178
New here? Demotivators are used outside /b/ all the time.
>> Mazarin
HOLY SHIT HE GOT AN OUT
>> Anonymous
>>217176
Yeah, but the Celtics Laker game was stickied and had 900 posts. I get what you mean though. Maybe it's a revival of the fanbase.
>> Anonymous
>>217176
Because of Uggla, and it's an All Star Game so every baseballfag is watching.
>> Anonymous
>>217176
We need to get these big game threads stickied.
>> Anonymous
>>217185
Then that's not the real Dan Uggla.
>> Anonymous
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED A STRIKE!
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT UGGLA
>> Anonymous
ugglalalalalalalalalal
>> Anonymous
NO FUCKING WAY UGGLA

JESUS CHRIST
>> Anonymous
MOTHERFUCKING UGGLA
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
FINISH THE GAME GODDAMMIT
>> Anonymous
UGGLA OMG AHSADHbASHDSJKLDLJSAJLKD:A:L:DS
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
UGGLA
>> Anonymous
MVPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
UGGLA FUCKS UP AGAIN!
>> Anonymous
UGGLA UGGLAED AGAIN!
>> Anonymous
UGGLA'D


HAHAHAHAHAH
>> Anonymous
UGG-LA
UGG-LA
>> Anonymous
LOL UGGLA
>> Anonymous
epic uggla
>> Anonymous
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Uggla
>> Anonymous
WHAT A FUCKING FAILURE!!!!

THIS IS MORE FAIL THAN 18-1!!!


GODDAMN!!!
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
AGAIN Uggla FAILS!
>> Anonymous
OMG UGGLA AGAIN
>> Anonymous
HAHHAhAHAHA HOLY GOD UGGLA
>> Anonymous
that's the real Dan Uggla.
>> Anonymous
UGGLA! UGGLA! UGGLA!
>> Anonymous
there a sniper in the area? someone shoot uggla
>> Anonymous
UGGLA FUCKING EPIC FAILS SO MUCH HE IS EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111
>> Anonymous
LOL UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>> Mazarin
THIS IS FUCKING RIGGED
>> Anonymous
UGGLA SEEN TAKING PAYMENTS FROM KAZMIR AND THE RAYS TO PREVENT THE GAME FROM GOING ON ANY LONGER
>> Anonymous
UGGLA YOU ARE A DISGRACE

FOX COMMENTATORS QUIT DEFENDING THIS CLOWN
>> Anonymous
lol uggly with another E
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Holy fucking shit, I can play 2nd base better than this faggot.
>> Anonymous
how does i field ball?
>> Anonymous
someone tell me why Uggla is on the team again?
>> Anonymous
MOST ERRORS BY ANY ONE PLAYER IN AN ALL STAR GAME
>> Anonymous
>>217229

Me too...and I throw left-handed.
>> Anonymous
You heard it, Uggla is now MLB historic failure.
>> Anonymous
Congrats Uggla! You just set the record for most errors in the MLB All Star Game.
>> Anonymous
>>217199
ugglaglalglalalalglaglalagla!
>> Anonymous
FUCK YOU JD DREW.
>> Anonymous
>>217214
>THIS IS MORE FAIL THAN 18-1!!!

no. nothing is more fail than 18-1.

there can only be one.
>> Anonymous
This thread is auto-saging, I'll make the new one.
>> Anonymous
I'm LOLing so hard that I'm coughing. I almost don't care who wins at this point.

UGGLA is now a meme.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
FUCKING FIAL
>> Mazarin
HE GOT TWO OUTS

HOW CAN THIS BE
>> Anonymous
THE SECOND BASEMAN JUST UGGLA'D A MAN ON BASE
>> Anonymous
Put Russel Martin on second
>> Anonymous
>>217243
3-0
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>217229
Me too, and I used to play CATCHER.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>217214

Nice try Patsfag.

It's not even close.

The NL hasn't even lost.
>> Anonymous
DAMN IT YOU DONKEY-RAVEN-SHIT-EATER!
>> Anonymous
14th
>> Anonymous
14th inning. music time
>> Anonymous
TO THE 14TH
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
AAAAAGG THE MUSIC GODDAMMIT
>> Anonymous
LOL, EVEN JOE BUCK FUCKING COMMENTS ON THE MUSIC!!!
>> Anonymous
>>217226
That sounds believable.

Also, 14th inning
>> Anonymous
>>217181
>>217181
>>217181
>>217181
>>217181
>>217181
>> Anonymous
Joe Buck: "We have been hearing this music a LOT tonight!"

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
Did the White Sox guy shouted out FUCK?
>> Anonymous
>>217285
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
ANYONE ELSE THINKS UGGLA LOOKS LIKE REX GROSSMAN?
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
wat the fuck with the sad violin music?
>> Anonymous
10 internets to all if uggla fucks up again
>> Anonymous
if kaz is gonna pitch, i'm gonna be pissed.
>> Anonymous
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ugglas performance reminds me of people getting run over in this game or running into the outfield wall
>> Anonymous
FUUCCKKK
almost, at least McLouth is trying to do something.
>> Anonymous
>>217289
as a cubsfag I greatly enjoyed Marmol owning Quentin
>> Anonymous
GEORGE SHERRILL WILL PITCH FOREVER
>> Anonymous
Joe Buck started trolling.....
>> Anonymous
The NL should put Uggla in to pitch, it would be only fitting.