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Anonymous
wow the us open is so much better than wimbledon.
in wimbledon, when it gets too dark, they make the players come back and play in the morning
in america, we have these things called LIGHTS
in wimbledon, they mow the lawn and paint it everyday. it makes the ball move slower so fail players can pick it up and hit it.
in america, they pave that fucker and paint it. once a year the paint it. also the ball moves faster so the best players have to bring their best game to return fast serves.
in wimbledon, you get to leave and hang out with a bunch of douchbags in london.
in america, you get to leave with a bunch of douchebags... well nevermind that point
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