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EURO 2008: Spain vs. Russia Anonymous
Kickoff: 16:00 GMT

In Soviet Russia, Spain does not fail at tournaments.
>> Anonymous
In Soviet Russia, ass sucks Spain!
>> Anonymous
In Soviet Russia, tournaments fail at Spain.
>> Anonymous
In Russia, there aren't any Soviets.
>> Anonymous
>>147535
ITT: Old meme doesn't understand slowpoke.
>> Anonymous
1-0 or 2-0 Spain imo.
>> Anonymous
old meme is lame
>> Anonymous
In Soviet Russia, Russia wins 2-1 and Spain gets 1 red card
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Russia is not going to get a ball past Casillas.
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>>147548
I'll put something through you.
>> Anonymous
3-0 for Spain
>> Anonymous
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lew jaschin, the black panther

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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>>147824

u think you are the greatest?
>> Anonymous
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>>147828
Beat me to it.
>> Anonymous
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>>147828
>>147832
It's awesome how Oliver Kahn has been mentioned in every single Euro thread this far.
>> Anonymous
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remember my face, someday i will become one of the best
>> Anonymous
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>>147548
you wanna fuck with me
>> Anonymous
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EPIC FUCKING WIN !
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>>147854
You said something?
>> Anonymous
>>147856

Italy wasn't so tough yesterday...
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
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If Russia feilded 11 Putin's there would be no hope for any other the other teams and would stand to rival a 10 Donovan + 1 Tim Howard team.
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>>147828
>>147832
>>147837
>>147848
>>147852
>>147861
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>>147865
oh u
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>>147865
>> Anonymous
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>>147865
I have seen your penis...it was this small.
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So i herd someone's trying to beat Russia.
>> Anonymous
Kahn could win the EURO all by himself by eating half of the opponents players and scarring the rest over the alps to failtaly.
>> Anonymous
The match starts in 30 minutes, but nobody is here?
>> Anonymous
There's only two possible outcomes to this match:
1.)Spain destroys Russia 7-0
2.)Spain fails like always
>> Anonymous
>>148076

only 2 is realistic though
>> Anonymous
Let's just hope that it won't end up being a failfest on both sides like Romania - France.
>> Anonymous
Match about to start, STILL NOBODY HERE?

What's wrong with you /sp/?
>> Anonymous
Inb4 Russia rapes Spain.
>> Anonymous
Group D is full of fail countries nobody gives a shit about.
>> Anonymous
>>148173
Well, there's always the chance that Spain does not fail like they usually do. I agree that any game with Greece is going to be boring as hell though.
>> Anonymous
Spain is lucky Arshavin is suspended, he would have scored 4 goals already.
>> creepy worksafe shit Anonymous
nanananananananaa

FERNANDO TORRES ESPANA'S NUMBER NINE


(if he doesn't play i will RAAAAAAAAGE)
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>>148177
O hai.
>> Anonymous
Russia is a good team.

Too bad they kinda sucks on the offensive side.
>> Anonymous
Russia almost scored
>> Anonymous
its so INTENEEEEEEENSE!
>> Anonymous
>>148186
just wait until the sent in they secret player, Vladimir MOTHERFUCKING Putin, and they win by default
>> Anonymous
http://sport.ard.de/euro2008/euro_live/livestreams/medienteaser-livestreams.jsp

german livestream if anyone is interested
>> Anonymous
Russia is better than I expected.
Unlike Romania, they're playing to win.
>> Anonymous
honestly how culd they not start alonso and fabregas, that is a joke and thats why they will choke
>> Anonymous
its a raining
>> Anonymous
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>> Anonymous
GOOOOOOOOL!
>> Anonymous
1:0 Spain
aw.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH FANTASY FOOTBALL POINTS
>> Anonymous
1:0
>> Anonymous
spain scores!
>> Anonymous
Look at those fucking faggots.
>> Anonymous
Nice goal.
>> Anonymous
>>148194
Hi there Britfag. I bet you think Torres is Spain's best striker too.
>> Anonymous
Russia doesn't deserve it.
>> Anonymous
I'm predicting 2-0 for spain
>> Anonymous
>>148205

He's so good that the Spains fans boo him whenever he plays.
>> Anonymous
OH SNAP!
>> Anonymous
holy shit that was close
>> Anonymous
sooooo close russia
>> Anonymous
Russia almos ties it up!
FUCK THAT, Spain almost scored their 2nd!
This game is really picking up speed.
>> Anonymous
FUCKING POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Spain's defense is worst than ever.


They're gonna fail hard once again.
>> Anonymous
If it goes on like this, it'll be 3rd best game after ned-ita and ger-pol
>> Anonymous
Euro 2008 best defender: The post.

He plays for Turkey and Spain.
>> Anonymous
OLE OLE OLE OLE
OLE OLE

RUSSIA IS FUCKED AND FAR FROM HOME!!!
>> Anonymous
every post is a re-post
>> Anonymous
FUCK, will give me a heart attack
>> Anonymous
>>148221
hell yeah son
>> Anonymous
>>148222
Hello Britain, sorry you didn't make it through the qualification. Better luck next time.
>> Anonymous
Arsene Wenger is commentating for TF1. He seems pretty disappointed that Fabregas is not playing.
>> Anonymous
Don't you dare trying to just defend the 1-0 lead Spain. Needs more action.
>> Anonymous
Russia's going to score at least one here sometime.
>> Anonymous
who dares to beat MOTHHHAA ROSSSSIAAAA
>> Anonymous
lol crossbar
>> Anonymous
Torres is a machine

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/euro_2008/7442257.stm

for ppl who wanna watch live stream
>> Anonymous
>>148244
Only available in UK faggot.
>> Anonymous
haaha
>> Anonymous
What a goal
>> Anonymous
What a fucking goal.. holy crap
>> Anonymous
VILLA
>> Anonymous
2:0
I'm for Russia here but I have to admit, this goal was very nice
>> Anonymous
MORE FANTASY FOOTBALL POINTS
>> Anonymous
>>148245

sucks to live in a shit country for u then, faggot.
>> Anonymous
That was awesome. Spain is doing really well for once.
>> Anonymous
INIESTA >>>>>>>>>> Fabregas.
>> Anonymous
Fuck yeah Villa. Fantasy points coming up.
>> Anonymous
You know PUTIN is not happy about this......
>> Anonymous
Counter attacking football seems to be working at this tournament.

The goals in this game seem similar to Holland's and Germany's.
>> Anonymous
RUSSIA IS FUCKED AND FAR FROM HOME!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Man, these guys play such pretty soccer
>> Anonymous
Spain is looking good this year
>> Anonymous
>>148260
I sure hope everyone ion the russian football federation don't get poisoned.
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JJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>148267
Russia didn't poison him! That traitor died of natural causes.
>> Anonymous
>>147532

alonso is an average midfielder and Fabregas < Iniesta / Xavi. The nike hype machine tells you Cesc and Van Persie are "great" buy more boots fag.
>> Anonymous
As I said, Spain's fail this summer will be like 2006 WC. Fantastic group form.

RUSSIA IS FUCKED AND FAR FROM HOME.
>> Anonymous
Why the fuck can't Chelsea buy a striker like Villa?

Or would we ruin his career too?
>> Anonymous
>>148191

isch liebe dir!
>> Anonymous
Russia play naive and make a lot of mistakes
>> Anonymous
SHit.. Where is Bystrov`? We need speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!
>> Anonymous
VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA!
>> Anonymous
No queres caldo? Pues toma dos tazas!!!
>> Anonymous
Villa is fucking awesome. Good game for Torres and Iniesta. Also, there's no place whatsoever in this team for Cesc. Way out of his league.
>> Anonymous
the loser of each game has yet to score a goal in this tournament

WTF...
>> Anonymous
Why fernando torres is so awesome?
>> Anonymous
>>148279

??????? ????? ?? ??? ?? ?????? ?????? ????????? ??????!
>> Anonymous
Damn was hoping Russia would win with Guus Hiddink -_- I hope they will manage to make it a draw.
>> Anonymous
>>148284

WAT? PERESTROIKA
>> Anonymous
>>148284

?????????????????
>> Anonymous
>>148288

Babelfish says: "Goes to his mother your father, your stupid Russia!"
>> Anonymous
??? ?? ?? ??? ???? ????? ???? ?? !
>> Anonymous
???!
>> Anonymous
Russia's coming back.
>> Anonymous
>>148285

no way russia gets even being down 2
>> Anonymous
russia = worst team yet
>> Anonymous
?????
>> Anonymous
>>148296
So is Spain. Means the 2nd half's starting, faggot.
>> Anonymous
/ñ/ los va a dominar, gilipollas
>> Anonymous
? ???? ? ?????
>> Anonymous
>>148305

????????? ???????????? ? ??!
>> Anonymous
WE SPEAK ENGLISH IN 4CHAN!!
>> Anonymous
Russia header, nearly.
>> Anonymous
NIKO! MY COUSIN! VELCOME TO AMERICA
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!?
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH FABREGAS
>> Anonymous
i liked torres' first half better
>> Anonymous
Fabregas is on. Expect 4 goals from Russia.
>> Anonymous
Aragones is a fucking prick, wtf is he doing taking off Torres instead of Iniesta?
>> Anonymous
Who cares? They'll never be as good at Ameriball as the USA. Have they ever won FIFA?

That's what I thought.

USA! USA!
>> Anonymous
>>148322
Iniesta has been fucking amazing. He made an unbelievable pass to set up Villa for the second goal.
>> Anonymous
Is Arsene Wenger gonna be happy now Cesc is on almost slaving for that red jersey?
>> Anonymous
>>148325
Wenger on TF1: They're trying to protect what they have. (this is a translation)
>> Anonymous
>>148323
>Ameriball
lol
>> Anonymous
shittttttt
>> Anonymous
>>148300


Not even close. If spain can hold this, I'd say (so far)


The Netherlands
Germany
Spain
Portugal
Croatia
Italy (half of the team was excellent, Materazzi was to blame for two of the goals)
Austria
Russia
Switzerland
Poland
Turkey
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No niggers int this game i can watch in peace
>> Anonymous
how the fuck did this shitty ass russia team qualify and england not? fucking disgrace
>> Anonymous
>>148337
Burn in Hell.
>> Anonymous
>>148330
TEAM USA IS UNDEFEATED AT THE EURO
>> Anonymous
>>148334


Woops, forgot France & Romania

The Netherlands
Germany
Spain
Portugal
Croatia
Italy (half of the team was excellent, Materazzi was to blame for two of the goals)
France
Romania
Austria
Russia
Switzerland
Poland
Turkey
>> Anonymous
these guys are so fucking busy up front

runs everywhere
>> Anonymous
>>148337

Marco Senna is Brazillian, which is pretty dark...
>> Anonymous
This is a dam good game, both teams really up for this
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>>148337
>> Anonymous
Ok, Aragones now is shitting us up
>> Anonymous
Akinfeev is def. going to a decent club now, damn...
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>>148347

>Aragones

Pic related ("BLACK SHIT")

I think it's ironic that he said that yet has a guy who is a couple shades darker in the center of midfield.
>> Anonymous
Why are players still taking long shots?
>> Anonymous
why did they take off torres and iniesta and leave silva on?
>> Anonymous
hahaha russia sucks
>> Anonymous
HAT TRICK MOTHERFUCKER
>> Anonymous
VILLA HAT TRICK
>> Anonymous
MORE POINTS OH GOD
>> Anonymous
Villa hatrick!
>> Anonymous
VILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!1
>> Anonymous
TTToooooooooooooooooorrrrrr
>> Anonymous
oh dear HAAATTRRRRRIIICKKK
>> Anonymous
lol, Russia.
>> Anonymous
GOAL.
>> Anonymous
>>148361
Because David Villa is the best striker in the world.
>> Anonymous
3-0 hahaha COmmies, hahaha
>> Anonymous
IF only the Portugal were blessed with such talent...
>> Anonymous
Russia have no attack. Spain's shaky defense hasn't been tested so they can combine and build up play at will. Really poor from the Russians.
>> Anonymous
in Soviet Russia, Spain pwns you.
>> Anonymous
are villa and torres gay or something, he always goes to hug him even when he isn't playing
>> Anonymous
ouch Hiddink don't look so good now
>> Anonymous
whole match is predictable.
>> Anonymous
>>148366

Ibrahimovic better get a hat trick too.

Make up for the fail that was Benzema
>> Anonymous
I IS MAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
>> Anonymous
VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA!
Villa is God.
>> Anonymous
don't worry spain will play well in the groups then fucking it up in the quarter finals like always
>> Anonymous
>>148379
he should not, it's spain after all you know...
>> Anonymous
>>148378
I think it's pretty obvious that Torres is gay
>> Anonymous
I love how the retards expect Spain to fail and crash and burn in group stage. Group D is incredibly weak as was Group H in the 2006 WC.

Spain will dominate and lose in the knockouts when someone actually challenges that shit defense.
>> Anonymous
>>148378
Well if hugging in a sport is gay, ALL sports are gay. By relation, everyone in /sp/ is gay.

tl;dr; Enjoy your gay.
>> Anonymous
Villa!!! Best striker ever.
>> Anonymous
Masterclass by Spain, both sides had their chances, but the Spaniards managed to put their chances away
>> Anonymous
>>148373

David Villa has done practically no work for all 3 goals. The first goal was all Torres, the second all Iniesta, and the third all the work was done by the midfield. He's just tapped in. There's been 4 sitters and Villa's taken 3 of them. Very good? Yes. The best, far from it.
>> Anonymous
>>148392

Russia have no strikers. Hence not putting it away.
>> Anonymous
Thierry Henry and Zizou will fuck up your shit.
>> Anonymous
>>148390
well yeah, obviously but you hug your team mates for setting up a goal or something not run past everyone to pick out one person who is on the bench
>> Anonymous
>>148383

Zlatan will flop like in the WC
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>>148393
Best striker in the world? Well, i know who it is, but i've got bad news, he's not a striker.
>> Anonymous
>>148393
The third we had to fight off a defender, and turn. True he was put in amazing space by the midfield work, but it wasn't a tap in.
>> Anonymous
>>148393
It's called split seconds of brilliance that made all the goals happen. Just look how he dodged the defenders with just few steps. That is pure talent.
>> Anonymous
>>148399

Quiet Cronaldo fag.
>> Anonymous
>>148389


Truth, Puyol has been atrocious this entire match. I dread to think of him going up against Klose, RVN, Del Piero, or Toni.
>> Anonymous
>>148393
Oh yes, a good striker needs to dribble past 10 players and the score with a overhead kick.

Idiot, a strikers job is to fucking use his chances and score. Not trying to look cool and end up fucking up.
>> Anonymous
GRANDE VILLA


ARRIBA ESPAÑA


PUTA RUSIA
>> Anonymous
>>148399

Ronaldo is a secret nigger
>> Anonymous
>>148396
Well torres set him up earlier, andtorress never scored, so he went to hug him. Probably the only reasons there. I'd not argue that point though, because clearly everyone needs a gay fantasy the way the internet thinks. Everythings gay, amirite?
>> Anonymous
I think I realized why I hate Torres: I want to fuck him. If he were 11 years old, I would totally sexually abuse him
>> Anonymous
>>148410

Don't worry. We understand.
>> Anonymous
>>148403
Problem is i hate him. I'm just saying hes had a great season, and he is scoring shitloads of goals in a major league. Thats more than villa can say. Unless he owns all euro long, of course.
>> Anonymous
>>148403

Fail.

>>148399

Don't worry, all the C. Ronaldo hate is just classic bandwagon behavior. Something gets popular and then people starting hate it just so they aren't part of the group. Sure he dives (not nearly as much anymore) & has a primadonna personality, but the talent is undeniable and his display in the game against turkey was almost perfection.
>> Anonymous
So how many of you Americans genuinely like "soccer" and aren't just watching out of boredom
>> Anonymous
>>148410

go back to /b/!
>> Anonymous
GO RUSSIA

COMEBACK
>> Anonymous
3-1!
>> Anonymous
omg a loser scored wtf
>> Anonymous
Too little too late
>> Anonymous
Uh oh, 1-3 .... Turkey must fight harder
>> Anonymous
LOL RUSSIA SCORED
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Wheres your God now?
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH PADVUCHENKO OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS.
>> Anonymous
>>148413
No way, did you saw him in Champions Final???? He was a total idiot
>> Anonymous
>>147548
Fail.
>> Anonymous
spains defence is shit
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USSR!
>> Anonymous
wow.

a loser will score actually.
>> Anonymous
GO RUSSIA!

YOU CAN DO IT!
>> Anonymous
They deserved it.
>> Anonymous
>>148414

WE KNOW FAR MORE ABOUT SOCCER THAN YOU THINK EUROFAG

ALSO, WINNING FIFA WAS THE FIRST STEP

NEXT WE MAKE OUR MLS THE LEAGUE EVERY ONE OF YOUR STARS WANT TO COME PLAY IN

THEN THE WORLD GOES AND CLAIMS THAT CRICKET OR SOME SHIT IS THE WORLD'S SPORT

FUCK YOU
>> Anonymous
4:3 russia.
just wait you guys.
>> Anonymous
>>148414

I love it. Although sometimes, like the France/Romania game yesterday, I wonder why.
>> Anonymous
>>148414
and soccer is supposed to be the cure for boredom?

look, if you don't like soccer, it is more boring than The View.

question is stupid
>> Anonymous
>>148437
i think everybody did watching that game
>> Anonymous
Thierry Henry will fuck your shit up Aragones.
>> Anonymous
>>148405

No, you fail. There are different types of strikers. Poachers, target men, second strikers, et al.

The best striker in the world must be versatile, and able to score goals of different types. All three goals were exactly the same type, so while he had a fantastic game, there was nothing in it that showed versatility.

Great player, great goals, great attacking game, but best striker? Hardly.
>> Anonymous
>>148426
He scored a goal in regular time, and missed a penalty. So, he did nothing wrong and nothing right. Beyond that, one game is never going to change a brilliant season. The only reason it went to penalties was lampards fat ass getting another deflection goal.
>> Anonymous
lol how i waste opportunity?
>> Anonymous
TOP CLASS SHOOTING, RUSSIA
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
>> Anonymous
OH SHIT CESC
>> Anonymous
Do they have the stats for distance covered anywhere on the internets?
>> Anonymous
FIBERGLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
SPAIN DEFENSE= SHIT
>> Anonymous
oh shit HAHAHAHA

great pass from villa, fuck!
>> Anonymous
4-1 for Turkey

Türkiye Avrupa Sampionu!!!!
>> Anonymous
FUCK

Now the Arsenalfags will go wild.
>> Anonymous
Let's talk about Cesc baby
>> Anonymous
OFFSIDE SPAINFAGS
>> Anonymous
FAILBREGAS!!!!112111
>> Anonymous
OFFSIDE!
>> Anonymous
Well, at least this offside decision was actually WRONG. Commence bitching with reason to for once.
>> Anonymous
>>148445
DID YOU SEE THAT PASS NIGGA?!
>> Anonymous
Goddamm whatta game
>> Anonymous
Russia are made of Eastern Europe and fail. Spain have not been tested.
>> Anonymous
result makes Akinfeev look bad
>> Anonymous
Uno mas you fucking dagos
>> Anonymous
auto-sage?
>> Anonymous
FLABREGARSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>148445
WTF are you talking about
the first one was basically a gift from Torres, the second was manufactured, not only by a good pass, but by a fantastic (and fantastically timed) run. The third required control, beating a defender, and then squeezing the shot past the defense and the keeper to hit the nearside of the goal while off balance.

you don't konw anything about anything. Stop posting
>> Anonymous
Anyway all Spaniards are poor and Russia is rich
>> Anonymous
New thread for Greece vs. Sweden opened.
>> Anonymous
>>148476

LOLWUT?

Russia is rich like China. Rich but still a shithole.
>> ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL Anonymous
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Midfield Maestro.
>> Anonymous
>>148485
Better rich than jealous
>> Anonymous
Last goal was offside
>> Anonymous
>>148476
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/PBI_nominal_2008_mapa.JPG

wat?
>> Anonymous
shitty russian defense was shitty
>> Anonymous
>>148492

Could you please explain what do you mean?
>> Anonymous
Why are people hating on Villa? First was a gift, yes. But the second and third were class. And that pass for the fourth - brilliant.
>> Anonymous
>>148458
stupid and ignorant troll
>> Anonymous
God damn 8-1-1, and then they fucking make it a fucking 9-1-0! Stop passing in circles Spanish fags, go play football.

At least now we know how Russia plays. Looks decent for their level.
>> Anonymous
>>148578
wtf are you talking about? bas loser
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>>148578
Butthurt much, my British friend?
ITT: Nice referees who love Scotland, and other stuff.
>> Anonymous
Spain's defense is worst than ever.


They're gonna fail hard once again.