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Anonymous
Good night, sweet prince
>> Anonymous
LOL U FAIL
>> Anonymous
Glue factory.
>> Anonymous
When's the execution going to be aired?
>> Anonymous
Event was on tape delay, hes already dead
>> Anonymous
>>269752
Fuck
>> Anonymous
They were reading his last rights as he walked out of the satdium
>> Anonymous
I wonder if he goes great with some fried rice and general tso.
>> Anonymous
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GUESS WHO'S NEXT
>> Anonymous
>>269768
Some Chow Ming?
>> Anonymous
>>269791
why did I lol?
>> Anonymous
*Animal House-esque freeze frames*

Liu Xiang's body went on to provide soap for dozens of Chinese schoolchildren

Michael Phelps died of a cocaine overdose in a celebratory after-party at U of Michigan

Usain Bolt tragically died during promotional filming for McDonald's; ironically, he choked to death on the very chicken nuggets that were the source of his super-speed.
>> Anonymous
>>269799
Janos Baranyai's famous weightlifting accident became a source of deep personal obsession. He later intentionally dislocated the rest of his limbs and fought crime in Budapest as The Incredible Gimp.
>> Anonymous
>>269799
>Usain Bolt died in a freak showboating accident.
>> Anonymous
>>269817
DRRRRR DRRRRRRRRRR DRRRRR THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR MEEEE.......
>> Anonymous
>>269799
After their first week of failure, the entire Canadian Olympic team were tied to posts above the Arctic Circle and left to die of exposure
>> Anonymous
>>269799
The French relay swim team was nationally punished by being force-fed Camembert until their members died of heart attacks.
>> Anonymous
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Senator and Mrs Shawn Johnson
>> Anonymous
Liu Xiang: Shot by his own troops during the Sino-American War
>> Anonymous
Freak accident at Men's Team Rifle event where the Chinese team accidentally fires at Liu Xiang, but wins gold medal.