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HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
MVP MVP MVP
>> Anonymous
>>426308
Be more butthurt Metfag.
>> Anonymous
swung at the first pitch what a fucking piece of shiOUGHTTA BE ENSHRINED IN THE MMMPH HALL OF FAME
>> Anonymous
BEST BASEBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD
>> Anonymous
>>426309

HKK isn't a Metfag.
>> Anonymous
>>426309

angry yanksfag
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
Good god this guy is overrated, I have never seen him do crap.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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>>426309
>Metfag

You must have missed September and my adoration for Smiling Lunatic. What I am though is a hater of overrated players while superior talents get ignored. Howard being one of them.
>> Anonymous
>>426315
its impossible to be an "angry" yanksfag, we have 26 world championships therefore we are impervious to being butthurt.
>> Anonymous
>>426315
26 > Your Team.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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>>426327
>impervious to being butthurt

wat
>> Anonymous
>>426314
what is HKK's?

who is your team Mr. HKK
>> Zilla !!6kAFEWcki/E
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>>426327

You sure about your statement?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>426336

That's all part of the mystery.
>> Anonymous
>>426327
>>426331
delicious tears
>> Anonymous
>>426336
He's a Rockies fan, he just started liking them last year.
>> Anonymous
>>426342
Mariners.
>> Anonymous
>>426346
i actually think this is true....

he did say one time his team blows this year
>> Anonymous
>>426346
No, PhilGaySebben is the M's fan.
>> Anonymous
>>426351
I've been here long enough to see him say it himself. It's the Mariners.
>> Anonymous
>>426340
>>426334
Disappointed? Yes. Butthurt? No.
>> Anonymous
>>426352
HKK is, too. There are actually more than 2 Ms fans :o
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
Yes, it is in fact the Mariners along with the Nationals. I live near DC and never gave a shit about the Orioles during my youth and became a Mariner fan because of Griffey. Anyway, both teams absolutely suck now so I've spent my time shitting on other shitty players.

That said, I'd love to Howard platooning as DH on the Mariners.
>> Anonymous
>>426361
PLATOON PLATOON PLATOON

i love it
>> Anonymous
>>426361

M's trade King Felix for Ryan Howard, then award Howard with a 5 year/100 million dollar contract.
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
>>426366
wat
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>426366

I hope you know they fired Bavasi.
>> Anonymous
>>426366
Why would anyone want Felix? He's 1 of the 5 most overrated pitcher today.

Example: He only won 9 games this year.
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
>>426372
You are going by wins? are you retarded? Did you see the run support he got this year? or the 3-4 wins he lost due to blown saves?
>> Anonymous
>>426340
>>426334
i will state again impervious to butthurt, 18-1 and you guys losing to the rays kinda solved that. wats that 2 rings in 90 years? give yourselves a hand.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>426372

Trolling, but I like it.
>> Anonymous
>>426378
Please you know nothing about Baseball, the most wins he's ever gotten was 14...just 14 wins. Wow.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>426382

Awesome but the Sox are just as faggy as the Yankees.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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>>426385

The first casualty of a lineup is Ryan Howard
>> Anonymous
Players Phillies would totally trade for Ryan Howard include but not limited too:

King Felix
Joe Mauer
Russell Martin
James Loney
Matt Kemp
Lastings Milledge
David Wright
B.J. Upton
Adam Dunn
Tim Linecium
Matt Cain
Gevoany Soto
etc.
>> Anonymous
>>426408
>David Wright

Count him out.
>> Anonymous
>>426408
A fucking ace starting pitcher. Hitting is fine if they resign Burrell (not likely)
>> Anonymous
>>426408
>Phillies would trade for Rya Howard

ok, you're retarded, no sense reading the rest of your fail
>> Anonymous
>>426419

who is Rya Howard?
>> Anonymous
Howard is a DH.

/thread.
>> Anonymous
>>426430
ryan's sister
>> Anonymous
>>426397
>>426397
OH LORD
>> Anonymous
>>426397

fucking lulz
>> Anonymous
>>426319

I'm a Metsfag and I fucking love Smiling Lunatic.

He was either:

A) A Cubsfag at the game with his (raging) Metsfag friend
B) A Phillyfag at the game with his (raging) Metsfag friend
C) A Brewcrewfag at the game with his (raging) Metsfag friend
D) An actual Metsfag who finally snapped after witnessing the 31st meltdown of the failpen. His broad unchanging smile only an external facade as his mind descended into a new, undocumented form of insanity.

WHICH IS IT?
>> Anonymous
>>426584
Oh man, as a fellow Metsfag I'm begging for it to be D.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>426584

D. Please, D.
>> Anonymous
>>426584

I pick D. He had to be going insane watching that shit.

I was loling myself.
>> Anonymous
>>426584

D!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>426584here

I remember watching the /sp/ thread while watching on SNY. SNY didn't show Smiling Lunatic, ESPN did.

5 minutes after the failpen blew up and I destroyed various things around the house, I refreshed the thread to see the original metsrage.gif and Smiling Lunatic was there in the corner to make me LAUGH MY ASS OFF.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
ITT Yankeefags live in the irrelevant past

Protip: Bragging about WS wins that happened before you were born makes you a bandwagoner by default.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>426607

I remember seeing his friend flip the fuck out and asking for screen caps or gifs, then the guy who grabs all our caps(including Rays Girl) posted them and that's when I noticed Smiling Lunatic. The guy's face does not change the entire inning. Even after it ends and his friend is standing up and sarcastically clapping, he's still fucking smiling.
>> Anonymous
>>426610

I'm now convinced Smiling Lunatic was committed to Bellevue after that game. What a way to go...
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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>>426620

What's even more disturbing is that he's sitting in the same spot. He's a little hard to see because his friend is standing but he's there.
>> Anonymous
>>426628

He's there and still smilin' away.

That smile....
>> Anonymous
>>426628
That dude must have one awesome fucking life or some shit. He looks like one of the happiest fucks in the world.
>> Anonymous
I want to see SL on every instance of fail. I wish he was there in Glendale when Brady took that final sack and the camera panned to the Patriots section of the crowd and amoung the mass of BAWWston tears you just see this one smiling dude that never comes off.
>> Anonymous
>>426385

You're using wins as a meaningful statistic and arguing somebody ELSE doesn't know anything about baseball?
>> Anonymous
>>426628
wow, espn hit him with the lazor!
>> Anonymous
Out in right field last night, we had a running tally of Rollins' and Howard's World Series performance. There was also a lot of "boom, outta heres" being thrown around by the two guys next to me, some good ol' boys from Montgomery, Alabama. But for the most part we were just chanting MVP MVP over and over, since we're sick of hearing Red Sox and Phillie fans do it for two weeks now.
>> rays rule!!!!! garythenotrashcouger
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the rays are proof that poop people can beat ritch people!!! as long as the ritch people are paying $20 mill. to people who can't bat 300
>> Anonymous
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