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Anonymous
Guys only one day removed from the closing ceremonies and we have already forgotten about our queen?
>> Anonymous
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Hell no, how can we ever forget The Duke?
>> Anonymous
yes thats how the Olympics work for countries that have other sports to focus on.
>> Anonymous
>>296988
Unfortunately.

Just gotta wait until 2012. Or until the world championships. If anyone actually is obsessed enough to remember to tune in.
>> Anonymous
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If Shawn Johnson was a filipino we'll all be required to fap to her atleast once a day. Just look at Manny Paquiao he didn't do shit for our country and we turned him into a national hero. We might declare Shawn to be a goddess if she brought gold to the failipines.
>> Anonymous
Shawn looks adorable in that pic.
>> Anonymous
I miss her already. ;__;
>> Anonymous
Shawn will always be the gold medalist of my heart.
>> Anonymous
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DAT ASS
>> Anonymous
shawn if you were of age and a bit taller i'd impale you.
>> Anonymous
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May our paths cross again my sweatheart.
>> Anonymous
NO... We will never let that happen, THE QUEEN LIVES ON
>> Anonymous
I think every now and then a shawn johnson thread shall be posted for us to gaw and adore until 2012.
>> Anonymous
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LONG LIVE THE KING AND QUEEN!
>> Anonymous
>>296983
Jesus Christ, this is the most AMERICAN picture I've ever seen.

The Duke
Coca-Cola
Elvis
Shawn Johnson
>> Anonymous
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>>297120

Now it's American.
>> Anonymous
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She can use me for stretching exercises anytime.
>> Anonymous
>>297120

U forgetting HAMBURGAH
>> Anonymous
>>296983
Who is the girl with Shawn?
>> Anonymous
>>297149

She could uneven my bar anytime.
>> Anonymous
I wish they had made a DVD of her at the Olympics like they did with Phelps.
>> Anonymous
>>297155
She can pommel my horse anytime.
>> Anonymous
>>297162

She can exercise my floor anytime.
>> Anonymous
>>297142

Needs some Johnny Cash and it will be the most American picture possible/
>> Anonymous
>>297166
She could balance on my beam anytime.
>> Anonymous
she can balance my beam, if you know what I mean
>> Anonymous
Sad...that this may be the last EVAR thread of Shawn johnson in /sp/ because she just announced she's retiring from gymnastics and will be focusing on her studies.


WERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!
>> Anonymous
She can kick my ref in the face anytime.
>> Anonymous
>>297175
lol beat me to it, gg
>> Anonymous
She can go all-around my dick
>> Anonymous
>>297179


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKK
>> Anonymous
>>297179

She can suck my dick if you know what I mean
>> Anonymous
>>297166
...your floor?
>> Anonymous
>>297178
LIES
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>297172

America enough for you?
>> Anonymous
>>297186
She could vault me any time.
>> Anonymous
>>297199

She could draft my Randy Moss 1st anytime.
>> Anonymous
>>297196
close, but it seems to be missing something. a hamburger maybe?
>> Anonymous
she could win gold at my olympics, if you know what I mean.
>> Anonymous
>>297211
>>297199

She could close my ceremony if you know what I mean
>> Anonymous
>>297204
She can get gold in my olympics anytime.
>> Anonymous
>>297213
She can enhance my fireworks if you know what I mean.
>> Anonymous
fuck man -_- i miss shawn already.....
>> Anonymous
>>297211
>>297215
hivemind
>> Anonymous
>>297221

She can synch my lips if you know what I mean
>> Anonymous
She can sacramone my nastia anytime
>> Anonymous
Sean Jayson? who is she?
>> Anonymous
She can shawn my johnson anytime
>> Anonymous
/r/ Shon Jonston shoop
>> Anonymous
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>>297206

How bout 4?
>> Anonymous
She can spank me for being a bad boy if you know what I mean.
>> Anonymous
Is that Shawn Johnson?
>> Anonymous
She can Jackie my Chan anytime.
>> Anonymous
She can sponsor my products anytime.
>> Anonymous
She can take a Jew to my homecoming dance anytime.
>> Anonymous
>>297241

I think you meant endorse right?
>> Anonymous
>>297233
LOL with the little american flag on top, it looks perfect
>> Anonymous
I am really beginning to want and try to get into gymnastics because of them. I wish I could get them to train me. :(
>> Anonymous
>>296983
huh. i haven't seen this picture of her. i like it. she rarely lightens up.
>>296997
wow. they aren't until OCTOBER of 2009. That's more than a fucking year. well, we can just hope that /sp/ doesn't die until then.
>> Anonymous
She can Rax my Grissman anytime.
>> Anonymous
>>297250
I should get her to train me, if you know what I mean
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
"cmon guys less sexual innuendos and more pics.
>> Anonymous
>>297233
that is the most american thing I have ever seen. actually, it needs some kind of weapon but it's not too important.
>> Anonymous
>>297258
No I was being serious, I wish I could go to her like Sokka goes to Piando and ask if she could see if I am worthy of gymnastics.
>> Anonymous
>>297261
RAWK AWNNNNNNN
>> Anonymous
>>297253
the only reason why we didn't die during the summer is because of brett favre and the olympics. I'm dreading next summer when nothings on but baseball, and shithead eurofags making lame soccer threads
>> Anonymous
>>297262
we're not commies you know
>> Anonymous
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>>297253
Are you fucking serious? I can't wait that long for new content. God damnit why couldn't she just been a wnba player.
>> Anonymous
>>297273
If /sp/ dies then moot should just make /oly/ in 2012.
>> Anonymous
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>>297262

MAN THE HARPOONS!
>> Anonymous
>>297293
too bad gymnastics don't have some sort of season/playoff format (resembling nascar) so we can see her every year
>> Anonymous
>>297311

Annual /sp/ pilgrimage to Shawn's house?
>> Anonymous
>>297273
That'll be about 8 months before the 2010 Olympics, so we could have some threads here and there on that, if nothing else. And what about the World Championships, and other international tournaments?
>> Anonymous
>>297293

Look at Nastia and her bitch face.
>> Anonymous
>>297308
AMERICA- FUCK YEAH!
>>297318
sigh, that poor girl.
>> Anonymous
>>297332

So, you will make the pilgrimage?
>> Anonymous
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Nastia is a hateful bitch. Couldn't she just be happy for Shawn finally got a gold medal and just enjoy hers?
>> Anonymous
>>297320
they all don't bring the same joy to our hearts as shawn does, but I do get your point. I guess when you really think about, there's always something going on or some big news story for us to talk about during the summer.
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT BID BID BID BID BID.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=220271520706&Category=37788&_trksid=p
3907.m29
>> Anonymous
>>297344
NOOOOO I'M BROKE
>> Anonymous
>>297344

Simply amazing, now all i need is the John Wayne cardboard cut-out.
>> Anonymous
>>297351

http://cgi.ebay.com/JOHN-WAYNE-SHOOTING-LIFESIZE-STANDUP-POSTER-501_W0QQitemZ310076385105QQihZ021QQc
ategoryZ2326QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD4VQQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1638Q2em124
>> Anonymous
>>297356

OH SH-
>> Anonymous
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THE QUEEN LIVES ON
>> Anonymous
>>297055
that's honestly downright creepy. i mean, to talk about violating her in unfathomably creative and torturous ways is one thing, but THAT's just creepy.
>> Anonymous
why does she walk like those chinese soldiers that were putting thr flag on the pole..
>> Anonymous
>>297376
her friend isn't too bad looking either...
>>297335
...yeah probably.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>297420
i saw that bit "and your feet are actually touching the floor!"
oh bob, you silly bastard.

you know who I'm going to miss almost as much as the girls themselves? Motherfucking badass Bela.
>> Anonymous
>>297425
hahaha
i feel like that's something GLaDOS would say.
>> Anonymous
God, why havent I found a Shawn Johnson fake yet?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>297293
>>297340
stop stealing my schtick/pics! There's only room for one cold ass, russkie, fivehead hating faggot on this board, buddy. And that faggot is me! jk there's plenty of room on board, here's another one... just look at that fake ass bitch, pft.
>> Anonymous
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>>297467
There are some pretty godawful ones on /b/, if you dare...
>> Anonymous
reported, hidden
>> Anonymous
>>297344

Diabeetus. How fitting.
>> Anonymous
>>297427

Yeah, Bob is a faggot and is almost as short as she is.
>> Anonymous
>>297480
shitty computer user/newfag here. how do you hide threads? i could have used that shit a lot this past 2 weeks.
>> Anonymous
>>297427
Yeah, I'll miss Bela a lot too- he was such an interesting and colorful commentator for gymnastics. He was just so... enthusiastic about it.
>> Anonymous
>>297498
NM I figured it out.
>> Anonymous
Why was the black guy trying to block my Shawn Johnson?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Can we post more bitchy face Nastia please.
>> Anonymous
>>299858

wow. sexy abs are sexy.
>> Anonymous
>>299858
no that's fucking gross
>> Anonymous
>>299858
her body is excellent. it doesn't look that jacked under her leotard, though. And her hair is always in perfect shape... strange.

but, to OP, look: eventually, within a few weeks, we'll move on. That just is what it is, and there's really nothing you can do about it. Maybe once the world championship is on a year from October, we'll see her pop up a little, but honestly, the world champs are maybe the only times you'll see her until 2012. Sadly, by then, she won't be our lolilicious Shawn, seeing as she'll be 20 (and I'll be 20/21 holy fuck the future is scary) and odds are we'll have some new girl who's currently 12 years old and will move up to take Shawn's spot as /sp/'s queen in London (london's gonna suck btw.)

this is all, of course, assuming that there is an /sp/ and even a 4chan by then (with net neutrality looming over our heads, never be certain.)
>> Anonymous
>>299882
UNDERAGE B&
>> Anonymous
<3
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>299881has never dated anything but fat chicks.
>> Anonymous
>>299986
youre funny.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>299994
y thnk u
>> Anonymous
<3
>> Anonymous
Just imagine your dick is that coke.
>> Anonymous
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>>299882
>but, to OP, look: eventually, within a few weeks, we'll move on. That just is what it is, and there's really nothing you can do about it.

Blasphemy. The Queen of /sp/ hereby b&s you.
>> Anonymous
>>300321
where is my 'phelps king of /sp/' shop? :(
>> Anonymous
requesting the pic of her doing the handstand split on the balance beam.
>> Anonymous
the sooner olympicfags die off the better.
>> Anonymous
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What I really want to know is, how could monsters like that give birth to such an angel?
Is she adopted?
>> Anonymous
>>300846
shut up raxfag
>> Anonymous
>>297344
LOL, fucking $177 for a fucking cardboard cut out that stores get for free.
>> Anonymous
>>301346
>LOL, fucking $177 for a fucking cardboard cut out that you can just steal from a store.
Fix'd.
>> Anonymous
Looking at some people, you can tell instantly that they've suffered sexual abuse as children.

Sadly, Shawn Johnston seems to have all of these hallmarks.
>> Anonymous
>>301829
Her mother is so ugly that just watching her every morning is an abuse in itself.
>> Anonymous
Back to the front page with you Shawn Johnson thread.
>> Anonymous
I thought Shawn was a male name
>> Anonymous
>>301997

cancer
>> Anonymous
>>302022
faggot
>> Anonymous
>>302036

If you want this shit on the front page then at least give us some content, hobbit fucker.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>302051

HAHAH SHE IS MORE MANLY THEN SOME OF YOU DUDES ON 4CHAN. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
:(
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>297261

Wow, she's a Freemason?
>> Anonymous
>>302005
I thought the Patriots were going to go 19-0 ;_;
>> Anonymous
<3
>> Anonymous
>> Anonymous
get back to /s/ all of you
>> Anonymous
>>303488
/s/ - sexy beautiful midgets?
>> Anonymous
<3
>> Anonymous
>>301829

Go on....I really want someone to point out what these hallmarks are.

I do hate her parents though. Just from one look. They are fat, grotesque, and stupid, especially the mom (have you seen any interviews with her? she'll be asked a simple questions and just go "HURR DURRR UHHH HURRR URRRR I DUNNNNNO")

Plus they are both nearly morbidly obese and live with the best gymnast in the world. I mean, she can't eat a donut, let alone whatever shit they are bringing in the house to become as fat as they are. You'd think they'd at least try to stay in a bit of shape, it must be hard for her to stay in such perfect form with two fat ass parents gobbling down fried food and ice cream all day in front of you.
>> Anonymous
mods need to ban these thread creators
>> Anonymous
>>304145

They only ban Nastia threads, lol.
>> Anonymous
>>304145
Agreed. This is not /s/.
>> Anonymous
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I wouldn't get with any of these ugly gymnasts. The short girl looks nasty, and the other one is even [spoiler]Nastia Liukin[/spoiler]
>> Anonymous
omg is that a kinsey poster
>> Anonymous
i'd make her taco pop
>> Anonymous
>>304363

ULTROS YOU CAD
>> Anonymous
>>304682
B^U
>> Anonymous
4 of these gymnast girl threads on the first page?

Mods ban these fags already.
>> Anonymous
get back to /s/ all of you
>> Anonymous
>>296983
is she on Leno tonight ???
>> Anonymous
saged. reported. hidden.
>> Anonymous
>>305720
Yes. ^_________^
>> Anonymous
<3
>> Anonymous
The Queen will forever be remembered.
>> Anonymous
>>305736

lol at you reportfags actually thinking it'll work or that anyone cares that you're hiding the thread.
>> Anonymous
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Jay Leno fails again, giving the has-been of epic proportions, Arsenio Hall, almost triple the screen time as someone who won 4 Olympic medals for her country after 13 years of hard work.

Oh, and she is way better to look at than Arsenio's black face too.

Oh, and David Letterman owns Jay Leno, just look at how both of them approached the Chinese gymnasts age issue and compare.

Leno: "HUR DURR SO WUR THE GOOKS OF AGE U THINK, HURR?"
SJ: lame response from lame set up

Letterman: awesome joke w/ perfect comic timing, never even asks if they were too young but gets the point across
SJ: hilarious nervous laugh (watch it, brix will be shat), followed by most honest answer yet

inb4 BAWW, pic related
>> Anonymous
<3
>> Anonymous
please die
>> Anonymous
when will this start autosaging for the great of good
>> Anonymous
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>>306258
it helps it die faster if you also add images
>> Anonymous
This will never die.

<3
>> Anonymous
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>>306279
>>306279
Sajid Mahmood here helping out.
>> Anonymous
bump for fuck yeah
>> Anonymous
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He Kexin > Nastia Liukin > Shawn Johnson
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>306328
He Kexin does not look human. She looks Chinese.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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I'm the real queen of the Olympics.
>> Anonymous
id make her taco pop
>> Anonymous
>>306175
Shawn on Letterman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYBMUNW3tWQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrdQheqBN1s