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Anonymous
ITT sporting events that will never happen in our lifetime.

The Atlanta Hawks win the NBA Finals
>> Anonymous
Blue Jackets reach the playoffs.
>> Anonymous
People watch a hockey game.
>> Anonymous
NFL goes an entire season without a gun crime.
>> Anonymous
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piratrs win worldseries or pennant
>> Anonymous
>>31871
lolwut
>> Anonymous
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Defensive Player wins NFL MVP
>> Anonymous
OSU wins a BCS title game.
>> Anonymous
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Demolition Derby - NASCAR style.
>> Anonymous
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Cubs win the World Series.
>> Anonymous
a cleveland team doesn't choke with the championship on the line
>> Anonymous
>>31883

Are you six? They won it in 2002.
>> Anonymous
Anything is possible. Atlanta can reasonably make it to teh finals within the next decade if they hire a smart GM, good scouts, a decent coaching staff, and an owner that is willing to spend money takes over the franchise. Wait...nevermind.
>> noko
The Knicks win a playoff season under Isiah Thomas.
>> Anonymous
Playing all positions on the field simultaneously, I defeat the Yankees to win the World Series.
>> Anonymous
Maybe it's the wrong sport. Try playing the Lions like that in football--I'd bet on you...
>> thetruth !!aGXBnMVTlN3
>>31883


He probably just turned the game off five minutes after it ended. He probably didn't see the ref throw the bull shit flag while Lynn Swann was interviewing Ken Dorsey and the fireworks were going off. For every 10 people who say they saw Ohio State Win, 5 are lying because they were already asleep knowing the U had won.
>> Sonics Fan
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A Seattle team gets a break
>> Anonymous
A buffalo team wins a championship.

They'll get close every now and again, but it will forever remain out of their grasp. Kind of a shame, since Buffalo fans are usually pretty cool.
>> Anonymous
leafs make it to the cup finals
>> Anonymous
>>31942
/thread
>> Anonymous
>>31959

Seconded.
>> Anonymous
Cubs win Series.
Leafs win Cup.
Bills with the Lombardi.
>> Anonymous
Oklahoma State winning a national championship in a revenue sport.
>> Anonymous
Vince Carter gets traded to the Minnesota TImberwolves
>> Anonymous
A team from the Big 12 wins a BCS bowl game, and it's not Oklahoma or Texas.
>> Anonymous
>>32105
Nebraska will win at least one with Pelini
>> Anonymous
>>32107
Pelini doesn't last 8 years.
>> Anonymous
>>32113
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
>> Anonymous
>>32107
You realize this is the things that will never happen thread? You just fucked your team over.
>> Anonymous
19-0
>> Anonymous
Vince Carter scores 20 points.
>> Anonymous
i can dream ;_;

Sabres- Stanley
Bills- Vince
Bandits- NLL champs

All in the same year

The city of Buffalo would have one enormous, collective orgasm, then never shut up about it as long as they live

LETS GO BUFF-A-LO!
>> Anonymous
>>ITT sporting events that will never happen in our lifetime.

The following teams will win a championship:
Texas Rangers
Arizona Cardinals
LA Clippers
Boston Bruins
>> Anonymous
>>32160
WTF is an NLL?
>> Anonymous
>>32172
People will give a shit about the National Lacrosse League.
>> Ordog163 !F5gAPt9vco
>>31870
came in here to post this
>> Anonymous
>>31879

You needn't set your sights so high.
The Pirates even posting a winning record is simply inconceivable.
>> Anonymous
>>32177
Fuckin saved
>> Anonymous
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Barry Bonds winning a ring
>> Anonymous
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people knowing who won lord stanley's cup.
>> Anonymous
>>32288
iz dat sum Degrassi?
>> Anonymous
Tampa Bay vs. Kansas City for the AL Pennant.
>> Anonymous
Chicago White Sox vs. Chicago Cubs in the World Series.
>> Anonymous
>>Chicago Cubs in the World Series

fickst
>> Anonymous
the Knicks with a winning season under Isiah Thomas
>> Anonymous
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The 40 year old virgins.
>> Anonymous
Saints; Super Bowl Champions.
>> Anonymous
David Stern shaking Mark Cuban's hand as he hands over the NBA championship.
>> Anonymous
VC with an MVP trophy.
>> Anonymous
AI winning a ring

=(
>> Anonymous
A relegation match involving 2 American teams.
>> Anonymous
An entertaining soccer game.
>> Anonymous
>>31865

>The Atlanta Hawks win 40 games in a season.
>> Anonymous
Handball gets it own league in the US
>> Anonymous
Soccer not being a sport for faggots
>> Anonymous
Juventus winning the Champions League
Parma FC winning another cup. It can be any cup, im not picky.

The Bengals winning a playoff game
The Lions making it to the playoffs.
Hawaii going to another BCS bowl.
Brett Favre winning another Super Bowl.
Patriots going 19-0
Redskin's owner Dan Snyder making an intelligent decision.