Man, this week is going to suck. Lets face it, going 3-5 ruins our playoff chances. Without my added dimension to our offense, we stand no chance winning at wembely. As soon as the media see's our pathetic offensive production without me, I'll have cover story on espn about my return in week 12. Did I mention I'm going do a subway commercial? Man I fucking love subway.37 POINTS BITCH WHAT
steroids is a helluva drug