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Anonymous
"went to michigan the same time as michael phelps and stories of his douchiness towards girls seem to pop up with any mention of his name. apparently his freshman year, he was at one of the campus bars and when asked what he was majoring in, he flat out said, 'i'm here to major in pussy...."
>> Anonymous
If this is true I no longer like Phelps
>> Anonymous
I love source-free quotes.
>> The Judge
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/19/just-asking-is-michael-phelps-a-douche/
>> Anonymous
He wants to be a gynacologist. What's your problem?
>> Anonymous
That's what I'd be doing if I was him.
>> Anonymous
If he actually said that, I have even more respect for the man, fucking moralfags gtfo. Phelps is a mack daddy.
>> Anonymous
I heard that the student run humor newspaper put 'Michael Phelps to major in pussy' when everybody found out he was going to go to Mich for college. That could've been where this rumor came from, or how Phelps picked the joke up.
>> GOLD IS ALL THAT MATTERS! !RofJlWi2NI
>>278800
Look at the cow to his left, dear God that thing is ugly as shit.

I hope Phelps had enough sense to kick that bitch out of the room as he fucked the two other girls.
>> Anonymous
Sure you can major in it, but what kind of job can you get with that degree? And what is he going to minor in?
>> Anonymous
Phelps is awesome.
>> Anonymous
sounds like a pimp

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
>>278803
If this is true I now like Phelps more
>> Anonymous
>>278829
Big Pimpin

It pays well but it ain't easy
>> Anonymous
Heard from anyone and everyone I know from michigan that he's a complete cock. I know swimmer friends that have swam with him before and say he's a dousche in the pool too. Oh well doesn't matter when he's got all that cash.
>> marla singerman !!RL8M/S4sWrk
>>278867
he conducts himself well-enough in public interviews
so who cares what he's like in private life?
>> Anonymous
I heard from a very reliable source that he sneaks onto farms to suck horse cock. Oh well he conducts himself well-enough in public interviews so who cares?
>> Anonymous
>>278904
especially when no ones gonna meet him there anymore.
>> Anonymous
i sure as hell don't care
in fact
i respect him more for this shit
>> Anonymous
He likes Lil Wayne, he fails hard. USAIN BOLT NIGGA
>> Anonymous
http://nationallampoon.com/thezaz/index.php/2008/08/11/this-just-in-michael-phelps-–-probably-an-a
sshole/
>> Anonymous
>>278800
What kind of straight guy has never made a joke along the lines of "I'm majoring in pussy"?
>> Anonymous
>>278937
At least he isn't a nigger like Bolt
>> Anonymous
>>278937
Lil Wayne is dope.
>> Anonymous
I stumbled upon this page after hearing from a friend who knows Phelps from UM. He told me last night about how he first met Phelps: playing beer pong without a shirt, but still wearing one of his gold medals… ugh.
>> Anonymous
>>278963
and you are a suburban white kid that doesn't know the first fucking thing about hip-hop.
>> Anonymous
>>278973
He's not Aesop Rock or Atmosphere or anything, but he's entertaining and he has good flow.
>> Anonymous
Slipshod clothing, and saying that he's "here to major in pussy" as a freshman? Srsly /sp/, try a little harder to make me rage at him before you put out a thread like this.
>> Anonymous
>>278978
aesop rock is kinda overrated
i mean
he's not bad or anything
he's just more hyped than he ought to be
>> Anonymous
>>278985
He peaked on Labor Days, and hasn't put out anything very good since but nobody wants to admit it.
>> Anonymous
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Phelps, after you major in pussy like I did maybe you can be my running mate?
>> Anonymous
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>>278937
FUCK 'EM BOTH

TRUE KING RIGHT HERE
>> Anonymous
>>278995
i agree
and even then
labor days is not even top 25 on my list
=/
>> Anonymous
>>278982
This is 4chan, we rage at anyone who has even touched a woman.
>> Anonymous
>>279009
truth
>> Anonymous
ITT: jealousy
>> Anonymous
Phelps would be cool, if it weren't for the fact that he goes to Michigan. Go Bucks.
>> Anonymous
So is this true? Or is it some running joke that he is a pimp? Because when me and my mommy saw him come out on the Olympics, we both thought he was gay.
>> Anonymous
>>278970
I bet Phelps is playing beer pong wearing 14 gold medals now
>> Anonymous
"wearing cargo shorts, a T-shirt and another freaking cocked baseball hat"
>>278807


wtf is wrong with that
>> Anonymous
Chick in the green is fuckin hot. He'd be stupid not to hit that.

Hell, anyone with his kinda status in college is gay not to take advantage of it.
>> Anonymous
LOL!
>> Anonymous
>>279229

There isn't anything wrong with it. It's typical college clothes for a white guy that doesn't really care about what he wears.

I guess that's pretty much all he is, in the end. An average white dude who works out a lot. There might be some levels of douche, but he earned the right with 8 motherfucking gold medals.
>> Anonymous
>>279292
I dress much worse than Phelps.

I only wear a white shirt and a basketball shorts.
>> Anonymous
ITT - /sp/ becomes /fa/

STOP THIS SHIT FAGGOTS. LET'S DRINK SOME BEERS, SCRATCH OUR NUTS, AND TALK ABOUT SPORTS
>> Anonymous
>>279325
You also sag you True Religon jeans amirite?

You fucking wigger.
>> Anonymous
>>279325
Same.

But my shirts are usually cheap colored ones I can pick up for $3 at Walmart, K-mart, and JC Pennies.
>> Anonymous
>>279364
This is Olympic /sp/ where we drink wine coolers and watch gymnastics and softball
>> Anonymous
>>279381
lol'd a bit.
>> Anonymous
at first i read that he said hes a major pussy but i reread it and was disappointed.
>> Anonymous
>>279381
After this volleyball game I am going to take a nice bubble bath with a glass of sparkling water and a good book.