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Don't worry Mrs. Young, I'll get your son out of football. Just tell him to hold on until October 19th.
>> Anonymous
ur yung lol
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Oh praise Jesus for you Bernard Pollard, praise the lord almighty that you cripple my baby boy!
>> Anonymous
oh lawd
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No Mama, Bernard Pollard IS Jesus.
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People don't know this, but I too wished to leave the hectic life of football for the bucolic pastures of high fashion modeling.

Thank you, Bernard Pollard
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I wanted to leave the game. But people kept pressuring me to stay. You can break the record Barry, you can be the greatest of all time Barry. Not even my family would let me quit.

That's when I met Bernard Pollard. When I told him about my dilemma, he didn't say a word. He just took a baseball bat and went straight for my knees.

Hats off to you Bernard Pollard. I couldn't have done it without you.
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I was like, "it'll never work." That's when Bernard Pollard looked me in the eyes and said, "The twin towers are the knees of America. Fly those planes in low and hard and they'll never see you coming."
>> Anonymous
womens gymnastics could've used him in the olympics
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When I broke the alltime rushing record, there was nothing left in football for me to strive for. I needed an excuse to get out of the NFL after that.

Thank you Bernard Pollard, for giving me AIDS
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>>327093
You too?
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>>327098

Sweet jesus, I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
I have never been more proud to be a Kansas City Chiefs fan in my entire life.
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>>327068
i lol'd
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Pollard is the Large Hadron Collider in human form.
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>>327226

I made something for you
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I has Bernardo Pallard to thank for my speech in sediment.

FUCK YOU, BEGARD PILLARD
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>>327343
God ham it. I done fucked up multiplication times, didn't me.
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So God created man in His own image, and gave man ligaments that were easily torn when God Himself propelled into them.