You have been given a gift /sp/artans.You have the power to choose one team in any sport, college or pro. From this day forth, the team of your choosing will never win a championship. Ever. Even long after you are dead.Who do you choose?Pic definitely fucking related, if just to watch their fucking loudmouth fans find another bandwagon to hijack.
Someone was already given that gift in 1908, and they picked the Chicago Cubs./thread
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I would pick Tottenham hotspur but they probably never win anything again anyway so i'll go with Manchester United.
>>35296Ouch
I want the gift of making the Mavs 1st in the season, every year, yet never making it past the 4th game of the first round.
Ottawa Senators. But let them get to the cup finals a lot.
Sup /cle/.
fuckin criminals
ITT petty faggots whose own teams can't get the job done, so they require divine intervention.
>>35322Fucking seconded
Either the Cavaliers or the Indians.I actually like the browns lol.
>>35326Seconded
Toronto Maple Leafs.They haven't won since the 60's anyway but I'd love to never see them win a championship in my lifespan.
>>35345THIS IS THE ONLY ANSWER/THREAD
>>35357not for people who arent nflfags, dumbshit.my pick? those pesky columbus blue jackets.
Red Sox.I loathe the fucking Red Sox and I'm from MA. They need to die in a fucking fire.
Yankees.
New York Motherfucking YankeesOh wait, they'll all just become Mets fans
We are not the /sp/artans.Try again.
I pick the Clippers. I win.
>>35382Yeah fuck that.I'll pick the Dodgers. Fuck those guys.
England
>>35392No need.
real madrid.bunch of losers.
Baltimore Ravens.Fuck you, Art Modell. Just fuck you.
>>35358Because they were going to win one anyways rite.
the fucking bears
>>35357>>35345have said all that needs to be said.
>>35296I'd like to continue this man's wish because nothing pleasures me more than watching Cubs fans cry. Not even masturbation
>>3565618-1
THE ARIZONA FUCKING CARDINALS. THEY WILL NEVER WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP UNTIL THEY GIVE BACK WHAT IS OURS!
>>35664I may be one of the few people not in Pottsville, PA who actually knows what the fuck you're talking about
>>35671...FUCK YOU! DON'T BELITTLE OUR CAUSE!
>>35674http://www.breakerboys1925.com/I love how this cause is treated as if it was for cancer research or civil rights
>>35674It was 82 years ago, get over it...
I can't decide between Everton, Manchester United or the Brazilian national team :(
>>35947have to go with ManU. Everton isn't a title risk anyway, and never will be.
I would have to go with Ohio State. I just know way too many douchebags who are in LOVE with that team.
>>35373I'm in the same boat as this anon. It's a tossup between the Sox and the Pats for me. Matt Walsh don't let me down.
Right here, right fucking here, if they were to see the first 0-82 season my life would be complete.
PUTA MADRID
>>35952Everton might occasionally win the FA cup
>>35294More Bandwagon Red Sox fans.
i hope the university of kansas explodes tomorrowi HATE kansas
>>37093Jayhawks are the worst mascot ever, I wanna stab that thing in the beak.
>>35300I totally agree with you on that one. Good call.
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Damnit do I only have to pick one? Fine.Pittsburgh Penguins. Because I am tired about hearing about that faggot Crosby.
>>37410The flipside is that you'd hear endlessly about how Crosby was the greatest player to never win a Cup. I'd say that's worse.
>>35310>>35324fuck the both of ya's.
>>37441This is true, however, I probably will hear about it anyway, since they won't win a cup anyway, so I don't really have to wish for it. ;D
USC football
The San Francisco Giants.
My Pick? The Philadelphia Eagles....God i fucking hate them and their idiotic drunkard fratboy asshat faans ROT IN HELL PHILLYGiants 08
>>37608like to keep things as they are, huh?anyway, i choose the angels. nothing would give me more pleasure than seeing the "fans" leave after they start sucking, then the team moving to vegas.
>>37695me againand if the op will allow me to choose a high school team, i choose de la salle. not for any personal reasons, just because it'd be funny as shit.
Oh god. Depending on the day of the week it would either be Florida or LSU.Hmm...well I've rooted for LSU before so I'm sure this bitter feeling towards them will eventually pass while my Florida hatred will stay strong. I'll go Florida.
>>37703This post is referring to football by the way.
The Canadian National Hockey Team, whether it be for gold medals or other shit.
Enough said.Not that they need my help, the old kings of recent playoff exits.
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>>37713...Duke never wins anyway.
Anaheim Ducks. Bunch of dicks. I hate their dirty play style. And that's not just becase of Pronger, but their whole team is dirty.
>>37717But that's how much I rage when I listen to Mike Patrick and Dick Vitale. Also I want to kill Laettner.
>>37093>>37112Hope you enjoy their coming National Title.
>>37790Who UNC?
>>37695The Giants can get fucked. Seriously. I hate every single one of them, from Dusty Baker's mentally retarded kid to Jeff Kent's porn stache to Barroid. Everyone who ever played for the San Francisco Giants can burn in hell, and I curse them with every breath I take.The Rockies can go to hell too.
sup /pit/
May I wish the Chicago Cubs continued failure for the rest of my days.
BARNSLEY
>>37950butthurt chelsea/l'poolfag
English National Football Team.Except that would be a waste since they have sucked for 40 years and have no hope of improving anytime soon.
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every team out of Boston.
>>39112gb2/ny/ faggot