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FUTILITY Florida State
Dear Ohio State and University of Southern California,

Enjoy your bandwagon while you can, because five years from now, people are going to realize how over-rated you are and leave you high and dry. Kinda like us right now.

Love,
Florida State University

PS: Bobby Bowden smells like pee.
>> U. Florida
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Dear Florida State University,
We've been telling you Bowden smelled like pee for years, but did you listen? Noooooooo...you were eating all that bandwagon pussy. Hope we can arrange an intervention for you...once we snag us a BCS.

Love,
University of Florida
>> Anonymous
Dear FSU,

Unlike you, Ohio State can actually recruit people. Enjoy your suck. Oh and good luck USC, should be a good game.

Love,
tOSU
>> Anonymous
Dear Florida,

Enjoy playing in the Outback Bowl.

Sincerely,
The rest of the SEC
>> USC
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Dear Ohio State,

Ya know, not to offend you or anything, but I got two words for you when it comes to recruiting: Maurice Clarett. Yeah, he was a dynasty builder, wasn't he? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, and good luck to ya too.

Love,
USC Trojans
>> Anonymous
Dear USC, FSU, Florida and OSU,

Watch the fuck out.

Sincerely,
East Carolina State and the Holtz Family
>> Anonymous
>>325613
Dear OSU,

The next time you go recruiting, please get some of that SEC speed or just stay out of the National Championship game so we don't all fall asleep.

Signed,

All College Football Fans Outside of the State of Ohio

P.S. Fuck your t.
>> Youngstown State
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Dear NCAA,

Our mascot is a fucking penguin. What's up with that?

Love,
Youngstown State
>> Anonymous
Dear Notre Dame,

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Love, Michigan
>> Anonymous
Dear USC,

I.. we.. forgot all about that dumb nigger. He had such promise, freshman that led us to a title. All he had to do was sit out for one year.. but he couldn't do it. Oh well, two words for YOU, Terrell Pryor. Though his snaps will be limited, he can change a game in an instant. It'll be fun to watch, definitely won't be a blowout in either teams favor.

Sincerely,
The Ohio State University

P.S.: To the SEC, please, kill Tim Tebow. Recruit Bernard Pollard if you have to. Just do it for us, that guy is such a faggot.
>> Notre Dame
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>>325655

Dear Michigan,

Yeah, we heard about that injury to Tom Brady, too. Our condolences. Now if you excuse us, we gotta start stinking up the joint. Don't wait up.

Love,
University of Notre Dame Offensive Ethnic Stereotypes
>> Anonymous
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>>325654
Dear Youngstown State,

Be happy with what you've got. You could be stuck with a gelatinous blob of something totally unidentifiable that makes no sense to anybody outside of Western Kentucky and /sp/.

Sincerely,

Big Red
>> University of Oklahoma
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Dear University of Texas,

You left your underwear on the lampshade again. God, I don't know why I let you have sex with me sometimes. Please call.

Love,
University of Oklahoma

PS: The key is under the mat.
>> Penn State
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Dear Florida State,

You think YOUR coach smells bad?

Love,
Penn State Nittany Lions
>> Anonymous
Dear Conferences,

All you niggers suck dick.

Love,
Army,Navy, ND, & WKU

PS: Bobby Bowden smells like pee.
>> Anonymous
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>>325683
Dear OU,

Come on, baby! You know that nobody ever made sweet love to you as good as we did!

Love,

Boise State
>> Univ. Miami
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Dear Florida International University,

Remember that smackdown two years ago? That was funny as hell, wasn't it? I mean...it ended up ruining our program, but godDAMN it was hilarious.

So, still up for next season?

Best Wishes,
Hurricanes
>> Anonymous
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Dear any college not UCSC,

Our mascot rocks.
Fuck your generic dogs, birds and Injuns.

Love,
UC Santa Cruz
>> Anonymous
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>>325676
IMMA GRIP AN SIP

also
Dear NCAA,

Our mascot scares the shit out of all of your mascots.

Signed,
University of Hawaii
>> Anonymous
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To the NCAA and Football Bowl Association:

We do hereby formally request that you place us in consideration for all of the bowl tie-ins that the Atlantic Coast Conference will not be able to fill this year.

Sincerely,

The Sun Belt
>> Anonymous
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>>325706
Dear UC Santa Cruz,

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY beats The Tree!

Sincerely,

Stanford University
>> WAC
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>>325708

Dear Hawaii,

Props on the mascot, but we still remember when you had rainbows on your fuckin helmets. No street cred for you.

Yours sincerely,
Western Athletic Conference

PS: Good luck repeating.
>> Anonymous
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Dear KU,

What the fuck is a Jayhawk?

Love,
University of Missouri
>> Anonymous
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Dear college football newspaper and television reporters,

I'm a man. I'm 40.

Sincerely,

Mike Gundy
>> Anonymous
>>325728
>p.s. you all make me want to puke
>> Anonymous
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>>325683

Dear University of Oklahoma,

Sorry, having some cookies and milk by day then getting drunk by night has made us a little loopy.

Codeine and wee don't mix.

Sincerely,

University of Texas.
>> Anonymous
>>325718
if Hawaii ever makes another bowl they need to dust off the rainbows for some epic lulz,
>> Anonymous
Dear Cal,

ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS YOU HAVE FUCKED SHIT UP FOR US. PLEASE CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

Love, USC
>> Anonymous
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Dear SEC,

lol

Love,
Not overrated conferences.

PS - lol
>> Anonymous
>>325790
>Not overrated
>Big XII
lolwut?
>> Anonymous
>>325790
SEC > Big XII

no questions asked
>> Anonymous
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>>325790
Dear Big 12,

Just sending you this reminder note.

Sincerely,

Arkansas State

cc: Texas A&M
>> Anonymous
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>>325706
Fuck your slug.
>> Anonymous
where's that list of the 25 best college nicknames, the one that had the Trolls on it?
>> Anonymous
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Fuck yeah, generic mascot with a great football team (well in the past, and hopefully again).
>> Anonymous
25 GREATEST NICKNAMES IN COLLEGE SPORTS

25. Evergreen State Geoducks
24. TCU Horned Frogs
23. Gettysburg Bullets
22. Idaho Vandals
21. Chaminade Silverswords
20. UC-Santa Cruz Banana Slugs
19. Southern Illinois Salukis
18. CUNY Bridges
17. Rhode Island School of Design Nads
16. College of the Atlantic Black Flies
15. Amherst Lord Jeffs
14. Colombia College-Hollywood Claim Jumpers
13. Webster Gorloks
12. California Maritime Academy Keelhaulers
11. Pace Setters
10. Wichita State Shockers
9. U. of Alaska-Southeast Humpback Whales
8. Trinity Christian Trolls
7. Viterbo V-Hawks
6. Coe Kohawks
5. Earlham Hustlin' Quakers
4. Salem Spirits
3. Alverno Inferno
2. St. Louis College of Pharmacy Eutectic
1. Baltimore Super Bees
>> Anonymous
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>>325881
>8. Trinity Christian Trolls

Dear Trinity Christian College,

We love you.

Signed,

/sp/
>> Anonymous
>>325881

Evergreen State University Geoducks belong on that list.
>> Anonymous
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Dear ACC,
Remember when you raided us for three of our best teams? Remember all that talk about being a better super conference than the SEC?
Can't wait to see your fail feast of a championship game this year. Oh, but don't worry at least your champion get their ass handed to them in the Orange bowl for a eighth straight year.

Love,
The Big East

PS: Bobby Bowden might need his adult diapers changed.
>> Anonymous
>>325961
Good thing they are on it... learn2read the very BEGINNING OF THE POST
>> Anonymous
>>325725
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayhawker

tl;dr: Jayhawks were a guerrilla group made up of anti-slavery and free-state members. They ofter clashed with the pro-slave Missouri state militias in the mid-1800's, and is the reason Kansans and Missourians hate each other. Get your college rivalry histories straight.
>> Anonymous
>>325973
The ACC is a complete fucking joke this year, but Miami will return to greatness in two or three years, and the Seminoles will probably be back soon enough.

inb4 Miamifan, I hate the Hooliganes. But in case you don't believe me about Miami, try scout.com.
>> Anonymous
>>325573
When was the last time FSU relevant? What, like 10 years ago?