File :-(, x, )
Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Because some people don't care for the NBA...

ITT: NFL books that would only be 1 page long

Taking Care of Your Dog - Michael Vick
Perfection - New England Patriots
Knowing When to Retire - Brett Favre
How to Win a Super Bowl - Dan Marino
>> Dolfan
>How to Win a Super Bowl - Dan Marino

You could write a book on how to be classy, but I don't think you'd have much content to put in it either.
>> Anonymous
"Stay in School" by Maurice Clarrett
>> Anonymous
Sage for that /sp/ idol shit.

Seriously, fuck you and your /b/ garbage.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>211148

You're a couple months late, buddy.
>> Anonymous
My Left Tackle and Me - David Carr
>> Anonymous
>>211154

That, or I just still hate you for that shit.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
The Art of Clutch Kicking - Scott Norwood

A Guide to Professional Officiating - Super Bowl XL Ref Crew
>> Anonymous
>>211160
>The Art of Clutch Kicking - Mike Vanderjact
fixed
>> Anonymous
"Cheating is Wrong" Bill Belichick
>> Anonymous
Carrying a Team and the Downward Spiral when you Retire - Tiki Barber
>> Anonymous
how to stay healthy - Chad Pennington
>> saiyan zubas
     File :-(, x)
"how to win" by matt millen

its a given, hehe
>> Anonymous
"How to Win A Game" - Cam Cameron
>> Anonymous
How to make dog happy - Michael Vick
Saying no to drugs - Lawrence Taylor (many co-authors)
>> Anonymous
and e/sp/y for worst tripfag in /sp/ goes to:

Sneak
>> Heynonnynonnymous
Playing with Dignity - Jack Tatum
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>211255

Should be how to win 2 games.

>>211262

Above CB and Cleveland Fag? I'm flattered.
>> Anonymous
>>211273
You're my favorite tripfag :>
>> Anonymous
>>211291

You probably came here from /b/, just like he did, which is why you think every board is just /b/ with a theme like he does.
>> Anonymous
>>211298
You're a faggot :>
>> Metsfag !!ytVXCtVqcVc
>>211298
You're a faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>211160
>A Guide to Professional Officiating - Super Bowl XL Ref Crew

Butthurt Seattlefag. Your team fails hard enough to have choked no matter what happened.
>> Anonymous
>>211307
Overly defensive Steelerfag is overly defensive
>> Anonymous
>>211309
Overly butthurt Seattlefag with no argument. Oh well guess it won't be long before your city doesn't have any teams eh?
>> Anonymous
Boating Safety 101 - Cedric Benson
>> Anonymous
>>211311
Not even from Seattle, just noticing that you are being defensive to the point of being butthurt.
>> Anonymous
>>211312
NFL Books, not classes. Fail harder.
>> Anonymous
>>211311

This coming from a Steeler is suprising.

Hope the move to LA goes well
>> Anonymous
>>211312
nice, i couldn't remember dumbasses name
>> Anonymous
>>211316
it's obviously a textbook for a class faggot
>> Anonymous
>>211307
>choke
Yeah, sorry to burst your bubble but they were the better team and wouldn't have choked. The Refs just happened to be wearing yellow and black stripes that game.
>>211317
lolwut
>> Anonymous
If that shitty 2005 Seahawks team won a Superbowl, the whole sport could have been brought into disrepute.
>> Anonymous
>>211313
HURRR someone made a comment on 4chan I don't like.. they must just be super defensive....
>> Anonymous
>>211322
Because the '02 Bucs really ruined the NFL.
>> Anonymous
back on track here

How to become a succesful RB in the NFL - Lawrence Phillips
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>211317
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
>>211326
look for his upcoming sequel, Defensive Driving 101.

A guide for all drivers ed classes.
>> Anonymous
How to win 10 games - Jon Kitna
>> Anonymous
How to handle Success and Fame - Ryan Leaf
>> Anonymous
Compassionate and Responsible Management - Steve Bornstein
>> Anonymous
For the Love of the Game and the Pursuit of Championships - Bill Bidwill
>> Anonymous
How to stay in the closet - Jeff Garcia
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Calm and Civil Celebration - Bill Gramatica
>> Anonymous
"Avoiding Injuries Through Practical Celebration" - Gus Frerotte
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
"Walking" - Darryl Stingley
>> Anonymous
Sound Decision Making-Sexy Rexy
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
"Not letting wealth weigh you down" - Shaun Alexander.
>> Anonymous
A Guide to Playing Clean - Rodney Harrison

How To Be A Humble Fan - Bill Simmons

Keeping Your Composure After The Game - Dennis Green w/ foreword by Jim Mora Sr.
>> Anonymous
"A Guide to Dentistry" - Michael Strahan

"Balancing Your Roster" - Jon Gruden

"Take advantage of second chances" - Ricky Williams

"Clutch Play" - Tony Romo

"How to Fight through your Injuries" - Donovan McNabb

"How to Build a Defensive-Minded Team" - Jim Zorn
>> Anonymous
>>211396
Didn't Dennis Green also write the horror book "THEY WERE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE"?
>> Anonymous
"sportsmanship" co-authored by Bill Belichek and Rodney Harrison
>> Anonymous
>>211179
If you're going to single out a guy, get his name right.

It's Vanderjagt, with a g.
>> Anonymous
This thread is gay, its basically

"GUISE SAY SOMETHING THATS BAD ABOUT SOMEONE IN THE NFL BUT SAY THE OPPOSITE CUZ ITS FUNNIER THAT WAY"
>> Anonymous
"Greatest Super Bowl Victories" by Marty Schottenheimer
>> Anonymous
How to Run Between the Tackles - Reggie Bush
>> Anonymous
"Keeping both Your Testicles"- Josh Bidwell
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Driving Safely- Marshawn Lynch
>> Anonymous
If I did it - O.J Simpson
>> Anonymous
>>211404
No, he wrote WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK

And Cedric Benson wrote "The Importance of Sobriety".
>> RAY ALLEN !!+K0Mvqp/bEq
>>211407
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW RAVENS WON THAT GAME FEGIT

Fixed.
>> Mazarin
"Tipping Staff at Fine Establishments" - Pacman Jones
>> Anonymous
Rubbing my hick vagina- Brett Favre.
>> Anonymous
>>212112
urdoinitrong
>> Anonymous
"How to do Coke in your car" - Matt Jones
>> Anonymous
>Catching the Ball the Safe Way! - Wayne Chrebet

>A Healthy Relationship with your Quarterback - T.O.

>Shame On Me Once - Adam Jones

>Acting Mature When Drunk - Joe Namath
>> Anonymous
Successful Home Defense - Sean Taylor
>> Anonymous
*Fucking up perfection* - New York Giants
>> Anonymous
Winning for Dummies - Detroit Lions
>> Anonymous
How to Power Run - Reggie Bush
>> Anonymous
The Complete Guide to Stick-to-itivenss - By Nick Saban and Bobby Petrino
>> Anonymous
Funnin' and Gunnin' in the NFL - Steve Spurrier
Making Them All - Gary Anderson
>> Anonymous
>>212072
the ONLY funny thing here.
>> Anonymous
The Short Passing Game - Rex Grossman
>> Anonymous
>>212090

wut?

Go away faggot
>> Anonymous
"How not to be a faggot" ->>211500
>> Anonymous
"How to Treat Women" by Pac-Man Jones
>> Anonymous
Understanding the NFL - /sp/
>> Anonymous
"Perfection" - Tom Brady
>> Anonymous
"Playoffs??!" - Jim Mora SR
"Salary Cap Management"- Al Davis (co-author Dan Snyder)
"The Second Round"- Wade Phillps (co-author Tony Romo)
"Next Question"- Drew Rosenhaus
"The 2 minute Drill"- Andy Reid
"Parenting 101" - Andy Reid
"Public Speaking"- Andy Reid
>> Anonymous
"We love Santa"- Philadelphia Eagle's Fans
"Sticking to your hometown team"- Dallas Cowboy Fans
>> I kill people driving
     File :-(, x)
>>212088
Quit stealing my book, Cedric.
>> Anonymous
>>212333
>"Parenting 101" - Andy Reid

With an introduction by Tony Dungy.
>> Anonymous
"The Complete Guide to Motorcycle Safety" - Ben Roflsberger
>> a Phillyfag
>>212336
>>"We love Santa"- Philadelphia Eagle's Fans

I live up the stereotype and boo mall Santas in a semi-ironic fashion.

>>"Sticking to your hometown team"- Dallas Cowboy Fans

LOLed hard for truth. Most of this team's fanbase are cowardly turncoats nationwide.
>> Anonymous
Sucessfully adapting to the Unexpected - The Atlanta Falcons
>> Anonymous
> Building a Superbowl Winning Franchise - The Cleveland Browns.
>> Anonymous
Proper Field Goal Kick Form - Paul Edinger
>> Anonymous
Success is a habit, not an Act - Sean Payton (foreword by Reggie Bush)