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Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Chicago Cubs GAME THREAD Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Kuroda vs. Harden

Dodgers 8 - Cubs 3
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
It's Lima Time.
>> Anonymous
Shut the fuck up dwight you piece of blue big shit

the cubs are the better team

what is going on right now is called a UPSET

A UPSET is going on

the cubs are the better team
the dodgers are the luckier team

tonight when we win 10-0, you will be scared of Lily and then we got Zambrano and your Billingsley again on Game 5.

so fuck you.

10-0

bOOK IT!
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>380589

10-0?

I think you should of said 0-100.
>> Anonymous
>>380593

Shut the CUBSFUCK UP. We got Sori, The Real Ramierz, and my guy THE HARDEST on the mound tonight, faggot.

Dodgers haven't won since 1975 and that was because of Steven Gibson and his lucky fucking fake injury.

CUBS IN 5

CUBS IN 5
>> Anonymous
>>380593
>I think you should of said 0-100.
>should of
>of
>> Anonymous
Cubs are gonna fucking cream them, their lineup is long past due.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>380597

Now you sound like 99% of the ESPN analysts.

And that is not a compliment.

But still, I hope we have a good game.
>> Anonymous
>>380599
SIEG HEIL! JAWOHL MEIN TYPO NAZI FUHRER!
>> Anonymous
Steven Gibson? shieet
>> Anonymous
>>380600
>Cubs are gonna fucking cream them... on the golf course.

Fixed.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>380599

I am sorry.

I should have been grammatically correct.

I apologize.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Angry, butthurt cubsfags can't understand that the Dodgers are better than them, that their "team of destiny" is a joke, and that they will never win the World Series.

Fight the good fight, Dwight. I'm rooting for you.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>380600

What do you mean by cream us?

Are they going to come cream us with champagne when we win tonight?

Honestly, I really think they'll play better, but Kuroda has SHUT THEM DOWN this year. They've only scored 1 run I believe off him this year in 2 starts.

He's going to come out strong.
>> Anonymous
alright dwight fuck you

when we come back TONIGHT in 9 INNINGS OF CUBBIE BASEBALL, i want you to say

'oh cubs are the best we fucking rock and you suck fucking pixel nuts'

shit.

you're a shit team

you have dirty latinos movie stars and smog and you fuckers in los angeles can't even fucking count to three.
>> Anonymous
>>380589
An upset still means you lose, cubsfag. BAW all you want about how lucky the Dodgers are, but they have outplayed you.

>>380597

Kirk Gibson in 1988, moron. And the guy whose team hasn't won since 19-FUCKING-08 shouldn't be talking.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>380612

Yes, I can count to three.

Game 1: 7-2
Game 2: 10-3

And tonight? Oh look, a sweep.

That's 3!
>> Anonymous
LET'S GO CUBBIES

*clap clap clap clap*

LETS GO CUBBIES
>> Anonymous
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>>380614
I Lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>380614

oh dwight lol.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=241009119

Let's go back in time.

When it was Lima Time.

And when winning a single playoff game made him a city hero and got him a fucking statue.

If Kuroda wins tonight, he can get three statues.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Fuck, end this Brewers game.

Torres, end this shit fast, please.
>> Anonymous
>>380612
oh you
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Fuck.

I don't wanna watch TNT.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Ah, here we go.

Dodgers vs. Cubs.

We need to put them away.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Can the Dodgers sweep The Mighty Cubs?

Wait...wat.
>> Anonymous
Just watch it on TBS
>> Anonymous
what happens if the brewers game goes into overtime?
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
I would, but Brewers vs. Phillies are playing in the 9th.

TBS has been good luck so far, I guess.

I really hope we can stop them 1st inning. I think it's easily the biggest part of the game. If we get them out fast 1-2-3, they will be down.

If we give them a base runner or two...
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Here we go.

It's game time.

And Dodger Stadium looks awesome in all blue. We even got towels.

Nice.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
GAME IS ON TNT TILL THE TBS GAME IS OVER.

Kuroda is just right about to throw the first pitch.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
WOW.

Nice fucking play by Blake to get the first ball hit.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
2 outs and 0 on.

Just one more and a good start.
>> Anonymous
baby carrots are way better than regular carrots
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Damn, a double.

Time to step up for Kuroda.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Fuck, that was a good AB.

Now we need to get out Soto.

STEP UP KURODA
>> Anonymous
THAT WAS YOUR ONE CHANCE CUBS, YOU FAILED. THE GAME IS AS GOOD AS OVER.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Alright, that was a meh start.

Kuroda got out of it, though.
>> Anonymous
>>380589
Obvious troll is obvious.
if not...
Obvious retard is obvious.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Now we need to come back.

If we can get 1 run early, this game could be over.

I REALLY want a Furcal bunt to start.

It always fires up the crowd and batters.
>> Anonymous
In b4 Manny hits a broken bat homerun and the bat breaks Harden's jaw as God appears to hug Manny Ramirez at home plate.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
MARTIN WITH A DOUBLE

FUCK YES, MR. MARTIN!

Now MANNNNNY!
>> Anonymous
SAFE
>> Anonymous
I like how a much closer ball was foul for the Cubs, and yet a clearly foul ball was fair for the Dodgers.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
1st and 3rd!

LET'S GO ANDRE!
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>380693

AND I LOVE HOW CASEY BLAKE GOT OUT ON AN OBVIOUS OUT.

Yeah.
>> Anonymous
Jesus fucking christ the umps must be paid by LA. Two bad calls in less than two minutes?
>> Anonymous
>>380693
MLB UMPIRE CONSPIRACY OBVIOUSLY
>> Anonymous
OMG THE CUBS ARE CURSED, ONE FOUL BALL WENT ONE WAY, AND A SIMILAR ONE WENT THE OTHER FOR THE DODGERS.@#!%?%(#*&_
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>380697

Yeah, and we got hosed by a wide strikezone and a bad call on Blake in Chicago.
>> Anonymous
>>380700

Was that when you were up by 7 or 8? I don't remember. But yeah, that really cost you the game.

Oh wait.
>> Anonymous
>>380697
Two bad calls? He was safe at 3rd, shitty 3rd baseman who doesn't know how to apply the tag is shitty.
>> Anonymous
JAMES LONE IS HITTING GRAND SLAMS AGAIN OMG
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
2-0 DODGERS

FUCK YES

I LOVE YOU LONEY AND MANNY
>> Anonymous
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booya
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Manny running like a madman.

FUCK YES
>> Anonymous
L
O
L
>> Anonymous
And two runs thanks to bad calls.

I don't really care if you win, but at least do it fairly. Don't be the fucking White Sox and cheat your way to a victory.
>> MATT CASSEL !!ZIZEM+9e4u8
Oh Rich.
>> Anonymous
dodgers need to bring in jeff kent and andruw jones
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>380718

But Martin was safe...it was shown that your third baseman just sucks and reacts badly.
>> Anonymous
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bawww

i lold
>> Anonymous
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>>380718
ITT: Butthurt cubsfag jealous of our 2005 ws title.

And Yes thank you Loney, I love the Dodgers!!!!!!
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
And really, look on how it went.

Cubs had 2 men on base. They failed to score with 2 outs.

Dodgers had 2 men on base. They got 2 runs in.

It's called being clutch.
>> SSG Posted Here
Cubs fans tears are so sweet; your curse continues, your failure is more powerful then ever.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Not so fast.

Kuroda needs to be a rock on the mound. If he can get into a groove like Bills and Lowe, we have this.

But he looked a little shaky. I look for a good inning from him.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Ground balls are sweet.

Nothing against the Cubs infielders, but I trust them on making the outs.
>> MATT CASSEL !!ZIZEM+9e4u8
>>380732
Dwight, I have to say I've never really liked Dodger fans because I thought they were all bandwagon faggots who showed up in the 3rd and left in the 7th and blah blah blah all that jazz ANYWAY it's nice to see there's at least ONE respectable Dodger fan.

Also, you're not a homo like Chargers are Gods! so that helps.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Thanks, Mr. Unleash the Dragon.

And Kuroda needs to SHUT the door right here. No walks or doubles.

AND NICE KURODA WITH THE BUNT!

Now we need to tack on more.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
I really don't know if we can get a run from the bottom in 2nd, but I really hope Black or Dewitt can get a good hit off Harden.

Faster to the bullpen is a quicker victory for us.

I don't want to give them any life.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Kids wearing Philly and Dodger uniforms going 'Good Game!'?

Hm...
>> Anonymous
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i know it's only bottom of the 2nd but srsly, game is already over.

see you in another hundred years cubs.
>> MATT CASSEL !!ZIZEM+9e4u8
>>380742

lol Cassel will NEVER unleash the dragon. That's up to rox and brott.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
I really wanna see Blake unload one with Kuroda next.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Eh, no runs, but we get the top of the order in the 3rd.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Kuroda seems like he's in the zone now.

Ground balls are good for him.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
COME ON KURODA
>> Anonymous
>>380773

>they're
>> Anonymous
>>380777
Their.

My apologizes, I didn't realize we were in /eng/.
>> Anonymous
>>380782
>/eng/

I lol'd and I don't know why.
>> Anonymous
>>380782

We aren't. However, proper grammar goes a long way in not appearing to be a total jackass.
>> Anonymous
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>My apologizes, I didn't realize we were in /eng/.

well now you no.

hurr

butt srsly, cubsfans, just change the channel, series is over already.
>> Anonymous
OH NOES! BRING OUT FUKUDOME!
>> Anonymous
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cubs v. grass

grass wins.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
HERE COMES THE CUBS STAR FUCKDOME
>> Anonymous
>>380788
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. I'm on 4chan not typing a paper, as long as people understand what I mean it's all good.

END.
>> Anonymous
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THE CUBS ARE MAKING ERRORS WHAT A SURPRISE
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT! A CUB FIELDED HIS POSITION!!
>> Anonymous
>>380800

Whatever floats your boat. As long as you're ok with people assuming you're a fucking retard, then by all means continue typing like one. Or, if you want to emulate the Cubs, play like a fucking retard.
>> Anonymous
I think the announcers get bonuses every time they suck Manny's cock.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Good inning, but we failed to score, though.

Kuroda needs to be good for 3 more innings.
>> Anonymous
>>380832
It's kind of hard when Manny's gigantic cock envelops the entire volume of Dodger Stadium.
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFF I thought Andre got all of that one FUCKKKK
>> Anonymous
hey dodgerfags:
is the crowd constantly booing? if not what the hell is that constant noise in the background of tbs' broadcast
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Kuroda...ugh.

He is a tight-rope artist, ain't he?
>> Anonymous
>>380866
They're Mexicans. You can't tell.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Harden must come up big to get his team back in the game.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Come on!

Just get Harden, and we're still tight-roping this game.
>> Anonymous
>>380887
you better learn how to score runs if you expect to beat the brewers in the NLCS
>> Anonymous
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The Cubs can't do ANYTHING in the playoffs.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>380889

Uh...

7-2 Dodgers
10-3 Dodgers

We'll be fine.

Harden's a great pitcher.
>> Anonymous
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lol cubs

it doesn't matter how many baserunners you get. scoring is just not in the cards this century.
>> Anonymous
>>380866
The TBS sound has been like that all series, it fucking sucks. At first I thought it was the wind whipping through Wrigley but its not, its just shitty sound production
>> Cleveland Fag !AVztAjVxGg
>>380895

They can lose.

xD
>> Anonymous
>>380889

As much as I would love to see the Brewers in the NLCS, there's no way in hell they're winning the next two games.
>> Anonymous
>>380903
XD
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
I really feel like Blake will come up big.

And fuck, not all the stars...it's just like the Lakers.

But at least most of them look like they're fans and not there to show off their new girlfriend or outfit.
>> Anonymous
>>380887
you better learn how to score runs if you expect to beat the brewers in the NLCS
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>380922

The Brewers better learn how to win three games before they face the Dodgers in the NLCS.
>> Anonymous
>>380929
They got that first one down...
>> Anonymous
>>380902
its like that on the radio too.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Here comes Blake.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Kuroda has settled down and is in the zone.

And Fuckyoudome is really being shitted on by his team, damn.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
KURODA STRIKES OUT LEE!

And he gets pissed.

He's settled in and locked.

One more run, and we're close...very close.
>> Anonymous
HELL YEAH ten pitch inning let's do this
>> Anonymous
>>380967

That's because Fuckyoublowme was only good while he hadn't been seen by anyone. He has more holes in his swing than a block of swiss cheese.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Now we got Kuroda, Furcal, and Martin.

If we can get either Furcal or Martin on, I think Manny can deliver us some good news.
>> Anonymous
>>380982
UH OH, A DWIGHT PREDICTION. CUBS ARE FUCKED.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Harden is failing...

This will probably be his last inning.

Martin, Manny, and Andre MUST DELIVER THIS SHIT.
>> Anonymous
4 PITCH WALK LOL
>> Anonymous
DUMPSTER IS COMING TO PITCH SOON
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Harden is breaking down.

He's a GREAT PITCHER...for 4/5 innings.

After that, he's not going to destroy.
>> Anonymous
>>380988
HARDEN LOOKS HURT
>> Anonymous
holy shit a strike
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
MARTIN IS A FUCKING GOD

3-0 DODGERS

FUCK YES
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH RUSSELL MARTIN
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Now Manny can CLOSE THIS SHIT with a hit or a homer.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Eh, walking Manny...

I hope Andre can homer this shit out and make Harden fall to his knees.
>> Anonymous
i cannot believe how shitty the cubs are playing, they arent even putting up a fight.
>> Anonymous
Why do people keep playing so far off the line in left field? It's a fucking dead corner.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
And the bullpen begins.

The game either continues or ends here. Two runs this inning, and this game is probably over.

If they keep it to 0 or 1, then they still have a chance somewhat.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH GOLDEN GOD

Too bad they're walking Manny though
Not like it matters, since Manny fucking scores from FIRST now.
>> Anonymous
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Jose Lima's wife is so fucking hot.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
MAN ANDRE.

He really needs to deliver.

I really think we should go Furcal-Andre-Manny-Martin-Loney-Kemp-Dewitt-Blake-Pitcher, but eh.

Andre was amazing in front of Manny.
>> Anonymous
"It wasn't Manny's fault at all that he got that out"

Jesus fucking christ could they just fucking call the game and not spend all their time fellating one player? It's like BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE all up in here.
>> Anonymous
>>381028
i can't believe how natural those breasts are
>> Anonymous
>>381040
I know, he got fat.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Alright, Kuroda, this is your last inning, probably.

After this we go Wade-Brox-Maddux.

Seriously, I want Maddux to shut the door on the Cubs. The dude deserves to be in the shining light for the first series win in 20 years.
>> Anonymous
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>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Lima is the Dodger's hero for 2004.

Too bad if we win tonight, Manny overtakes him.

Again, Lima and Manny would make an epic duo in the dugout.
>> Anonymous
>>381028
Jesus...

Lima's gotten really, um... perky since retirement...

His entire career was kind of a bust though...
>> Anonymous
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>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Lima's career was shit, but he won a game in the playoffs and became our hero.

He's like the Miami Dolphins when they went perfect. They are not relevant now, but they are held in high regard until someone defeats what they did.

And we'll probably do that tonight.
>> Anonymous
KURODA LOOKS GOOD TONIGHT
>> Anonymous
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>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Wow, the Cubs have fucking gave up and are just leaning back in the benches?

Wow.

They have raised the white fucking flag.
>> Anonymous
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>>381050
>>381028
>> Anonymous
>>381079

Can you blame them? They're playing like 4 year olds.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
FUCK YES KURODA

HE IS FUCKING ON!

6 innings down...3 MORE TO GO!

I really want Kuroda in the 7th, and then Wade-Broxton (Maddux) in the 8th and 9th.
>> SSG Posted Here
>>381079
They got raped; what do you expect?
>> Anonymous
KURODA SO FUCKING MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> Anonymous
>>381079
DODGERS SCORE HERE AND ITS OVER
>> Anonymous
>>381084
>Can you blame them? They're playing like the Cubs.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
The Dodgers have outscored the Cubs 20-5 in this series.

Wow.
>> Anonymous
>>381092

The Cubs played extremely well this year. I think they just forgot how to do so in months that start with O.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
So is there now The Bartman Curse?

If they lose tonight, they are 0-6 since Bartman. Maybe they should allow the motherfucker back into Wrigley.
>> Anonymous
>>381107

I don't think he'd be allowed in, or want to go back. He'd be killed.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
FUCK YES DEWITT!

I love this kid. He isn't a superstar in the making, but he's going to be a fucking good 7-hole hitter for the next ten years.
>> Anonymous
Anyone can do well with a home field crowd at away games. Now give me those teams with over .500 averages and horrible attendance, that shows something. I'm looking at you Florida.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>381111

Well they haven't won since he got kicked out in Game 6 so many years ago.

They should let him come out in a mask at the opener of 2009, and let no one know who's throwing out the first pitch.

Then let him throw off the mask and let the fans go crazy.
>> Anonymous
>>381121

I think that would be an incredibly bad idea.
>> Anonymous
>>381112
SAVED OUR ASSES THIS YEAR WITH ALL THOSE INJURIES.
>> Anonymous
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The Florida Cubs fans still have faith.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
The entertainment of a Bartman throwing first pitch at Wrigley would be the greatest event in 100 years.

Or maybe he can come out in a Marlins uniform.
>> Anonymous
>>381125
from the looks of the atendance that has to be a playoff game
>> Anonymous
>>381126
And on the big screen they could play footage of D-Lee in a Marlins uniform celebrating...
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Wow, I fucking hate Kent.

'BAWWWWWWWWWW I CAN'T HIT BECAUSE KURODA IS BEING AWESOME ON THE MOUND

BAWWWWWWWW IM GOING TO THE LOCKER ROOM BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO SWEEP THE CUBS!'
>> Anonymous
>>381134

Wrigley doesn't have a big screen. Or any screen, for that matter. We still have a guy in the scoreboard with a fuckton of number boards that he sticks up.
>> Anonymous
I feel like a curse-related loss would be a painful, close-but-no-cigar loss.

This is just your garden-variety asswhooping.
>> Anonymous
>>381131
World Series, Miami's got an alarmingly large amount of Pre-WWI Vets with Alzheimer's
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>381134

Why haven't the Cubs done this:

SEASON OPEN 2009...

- Bartman throwing out first pitch
- Billy goat in the press box
- Black cat in the press box
- And then throw in Buckner in the box as well with Bartman

And then keep them there for 162 games + playoffs.
>> Anonymous
>>381150
Because "there is no curse"
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>381155

Let them believe there is a curse.

The more they play into the curse, the more they will lose. If the Cubs weren't so fucking pressured in Game 1 and 2, I am sure they could of won at least one.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
FUCKYOUDOME...

CAN HE DO IT?!!

CAN HE DO IT?!

THIS IS THE MOMENT.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Come on Kuroda!

If you get Fuckyoudome out here, then Lou will hurt the guy.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Oh...shit.

Now Wade needs to come in and shut it down.
>> Anonymous
what the hell is a security guy doing standing on the foul line? those mexicans must really be fast
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
This is truly the game right here.

If we get these two outs without a run, I think it's over.

If they get a run, they have a chance.

Come on, Wade. He's been our most reliable reliever.
>> Anonymous
What the shitting fuck?

Someone must have killed Fukudome, skinned him, and then put the skin on a good player.
>> Anonymous
Good move to go get Cory here

COME ON DODGERS
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Fuckyoudome knew this was his final chance.

Honestly, if he had struck out, everyone in Chicago would of hated him, the media would blame the fuck outta him, and Lou would kill him.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
I LOVE YOU WADE.

Come on, Wade.

CLOSE THE DOOR ON THE 7TH.

KILL THEIR DREAMS.
>> Anonymous
WHY DID YOU SWING AT THE FIRST FUCKING PITCH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
God, Wade is a great pitcher.

His control is awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>381187

That's some pretty good timing on that comment.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Alright, 1st and 3rd with 2 outs.

Cubs fuck this up, and they will probably all just fall down.
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>381189

His control is usually really on.
>> Anonymous
The Cubs need to get rid of the Wrigley Field and order a hit on Bartman. Then they'll be curse-free, and maybe win sometime.
>> Anonymous
And now here it is...

THE BEGINNING OF THE END
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
>>381195

Bartman is in Florida drinking orange juice.
>> SSG Posted Here
CUBS FAIL EVEN MOAR!
>> Anonymous
CORY WADE IS AN OUT MACHINE
HELLS YEAH
>> Anonymous
WOOO LET ME PASS OUT SOME HIGH LIFE
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
HOLY SHIT.

IT'S THE TOP OF THE ORDER.

Furcal, Martin, and Manny.

This is it.
>> Anonymous
This is seriously pathetic. I hate being a Cubs fan.
>> Anonymous
THERE IS NO FUCKING CURSE YOU DUMB FUCKING CUBFAGS!!!!!!
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
Martin, please don't double.

I actually want Manny to swing.
>> Anonymous
>>381205
NO CURSE, JUST A LOT OF SUCKING
>> Dwight the Cub Slaying Dodger Face !!jsRy+Fz+FBl
About to make Part 2 of this thread since it's about to autosage.

Come on, Manny!
>> Anonymous
>>381204
Bandwagon, I have a respect for the real ones, they take this like a man.
>> Anonymous
Fuck you Dodgers, giving up a run
>> Metsfag
GUYS, YOUR BULLPEN IS IN THE GAME! WHY AREN'T YOU LOSING YET? ISN'T THE BULLPEN'S JOB SUPPOSED TO BE BLOWING THE GAME?!