When asked by Soccer Am what he would have become if he wasn't a footballer Peter Crouch answered:>"Had I not become a footballer, I think I would have been a virgin"Moar classic quotes plox
"When (player, cant remember who) has a shot, it either goes in or it does"-Ron Atkinson (there are hundreds of dumb things he's said)"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona"-Mark Draper
"OW MY KNEE"Tom Brady
Who had that great baseball quote about "If you are going to stand on the corner you got to lean on the pole."