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Anonymous
Modern pentathlon has started.
>> Anonymous
is that supposed to mean group gay sex
>> Anonymous
Such a fucked-up event.
>> Anonymous
Does this involve getting shot out of cannons and getting shot through the gut and asshole?
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
I didn't release how weird the pentathlon was until I actually saw the events in it. Swimming, fencing, pistol shooting, show jumping, and running.
>> Anonymous
>>278677

Nay, it's one of the originals from 1896, and mirrors the original pentathlon from the Ancient Olympics, the five skills a true warrior should have -- running, swimming, shooting, swordfighting, and horseback riding.
>> Anonymous
>>278682
Seriously, there is absolutely zero continuity between events.
>> Anonymous
>>278682
It's what a cavalry soldier is should be able to do.
It's a great variety, especially when compared to decathlon which is only running, jumping and throwing.
>> Anonymous
>>278686
So ancient Greek warriors were renowned for their shooting skills?
>> Anonymous
When is decathlon? I gotta watch BRYAN MOTHER FUCKING CLAY rape that shit
>> Anonymous
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sup my niggaz, i'm straight triad
>> Anonymous
>>278700

It's called the MODERN pentathlon. The original pentathlon was the stade (basically the 100m), long jumping, javelin throwing, discus throwing, and wrestling.
>> Anonymous
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LEAVE MODERN PENTATHLON TO ME.
>> Anonymous
>>278705
>>278715
Why do they all shoot with one hand...? :|
>> Anonymous
>>278716
Cuz they gangsta!
>> Anonymous
>>278705
>>278715

Do they only allow minor-super villains or is anyone allowed to compete?
>> Anonymous
>>278716
Because it's pistol shooting?
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>>278723
?
>> Anonymous
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>>278716

That's the rules. You can only handle your weapon in a very specific manner, raising it from a 45 degree angle, etc.

Now, as for giving athletes the breathalyzer, I have no fucking idea.
>> Anonymous
>>278728
lol okay
seems kinda dumb :<
>> Anonymous
>>278728
Drinking alcohol calms the nerves, allows for better aiming, and is considered doping.
>> Anonymous
>>278731

Those are the standard rules for all shooting events at the Olympics. It's a speed event.

Oh, and the breathalyzers are apparently because people used to get drunk in order to steady their shooting hand.
>> Anonymous
Alcohol=Depressant
>> Anonymous
Y-M-C-A
>> Anonymous
It's time for fencing bitches.