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Anonymous
Late at night the Eurofags invade and spam the board with their strange kickball game logos.

In response, the NUMBER ONE TEAM IN THE EAST.
>> Anonymous
Thank god. All these weird soccer ball people are frightening.
>> Anonymous
>>30307
>>30311
you prefer the version of netball where you bounce the ball?
>> Anonymous
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this thread is now about celtic
>> Anonymous
>>30316
GODDAMMIT YOORUP
>> Anonymous
>>30307
And thank god for that ... I've been watching my boys get pounded for the last 10 years. Now they have the best record in the league.

Also, Kobe is still a rapist.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Bandwagoners.
>> Anonymous
>>30330
What do you expect, it's a team in Boston. That's all it has is fair weather fans.
>> Anonymous
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>>30316
Let's go hoops!!!
>> Anonymous
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Celtic is for Catholics.
>> Anonymous
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So when is Zyklon Beasley getting back to fitness, Rangers man?
>> ChelseaFan
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this thread is now about Chelsea FC
>> Anonymous
>>30359
Rangers 68
Celtic 64
>> Anonymous
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Back to basketball, not some faggy Euro sport.
>> Anonymous
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>>30368
HELLO, basketball IS a faggy Euro sport.

JEEZ.
>> ChelseaFan
>>30368
above got owned by below
>>30376
>> Anonymous
>>30376
I'm quite it's an American sport.
>> Anonymous
>>30390
That's one hell of an American sport for something invented by a Canadian who was originally from Scotland:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Naismith

Oh those Cannucks, what will they think of next?!
>> Anonymous
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>>30379
This thread is now about Euro Basketball.
>> Anonymous
>>30396
The color of the basketball is wrong fags.
>> Anonymous
>>30390
2004 Olympics semi finals:
United States 81 – 89 Argentina

2006 World Championship semi finals:
United States 95 – 101 Greece
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>>30397
Tell THAT to the fucking NBA!
>> Anonymous
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>>30331
just wait until your team starts winning... then youll be surronded by faggots who have no idea what kinda shit you had to put up with while the team sucked.

At least we still have the bruins - for now...
>> Anonymous
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>>30399
Yep. Basketball. Not gay at all.
>> Anonymous
>>30399
To bad we didn't use the best players.
>> Anonymous
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every team in the top 16 could beat any team in the nba
>> Anonymous
>>30420
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
>>30392
But, he was in the US when he invented it.
>> Anonymous
>>30430
Thus an American sport.
>> Anonymous
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>>30423

I dunno. We DO tend to get PWN3D.
>> Anonymous
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>>30430
That still doesn't make Basketball not gay.
>> Anonymous
>>30420

lol

there's a reason NBA rejects go to europe. americans playing pro basketball in europe are like brazilians playing soccer professionally in asia.
>> Anonymous
>>30449
I LOL'D.

Well played Sir.
>> Anonymous
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>>30418
You know, that's what Euros say when the USA or Mexico owns 'em in Soccer. I remember some German guy told me that when we beat Germany 3-0 in 1999. Later that year, the USA beat 'em again, 2-0, in the Confederations Cup. And that guy finally conceded that Germany was "Fucking Lucky" that the USA didn't beat them in the 2002 World Cup.
I have to say, European Basketball is frighteningly underrated. In 5-10 years, it won't matter if the US plays "It's best guys", the "Best guys" will be from Europe.
>> Anonymous
>>30454
they already are
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>>30449
Errm, except Brazilians who play in Asia sometimes start on the Brazilian National Team. And right now, he coaches it.

Pic totally related for those who don't know a damned thing about soccer.
>> Anonymous
>>30463
Name one.
>> Anonymous
>>30467
Steve......Smith...
>> Anonymous
>>30454

i do not agree. American players are genetically superior to the Europeans. They are faster, stronger, and more athletic. That is why Europe plays a different style. They have to be smarter to compete with the beasts from America. Who in the rest of the world matches up with a Dwight Howard or a LeBron James or even a Ron Artest? Our second tier players are as physically gifted as your best.For the foreseeable future, American players will be the better individual players.
>> Anonymous
>>30471
american players = niggers
>> Anonymous
>>30472
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>30472
True. And nobody in Europe can compete with those genetically engineered monsters.
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Seems like the basketfags are done shooting hot loads inside each other's butts, so I guess this thread is about...Well.....

What's this thread about, /sp/?
>> Anonymous
>>30475
hardcore gay basketball?
>> Anonymous
>>30479
the nba?
>> Anonymous
>>30471
that doesn't help much when the total IQ of the USA national team is 96
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>>30471
"Genetically Superior to Europeans"??

Uhh..Yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>30463

30449 here.

wow, i hope you weren't born retarded.

Dunga went to Jubilo when he was already 32 years old and in decline. and when he captained brazil at the '98 world cup he was a huge reason for the turmoil in the brazil camp.

he was the exception, not the rule.
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>>30467
FUCKING DUNGA.

(God look at the pic!)

Example, in France 98, Brazil had two starters who played in Japan: Cesar Sampaio (Pictured) of Yokohama, and Dunga, who played for Jubilo Iwata. Dunga is now coach of Brazil.
Brazilians who play in Asia are NOT poorly rated. More recently, Dudu played for Kashiwa Reysol, he started for Brazil in 2003-5.

I know return you to your basketfag ignorance.
>> Anonymous
>>30490
You still haven't explained Cesar Sampaio and Dudu.
>> Anonymous
>>30471

You're a racist bastard and you disgrace americans everywhere.
>> Anonymous
>>30492

yes, i concede that Cesar Sampaio was pretty good back in the day.

if you want to bring up Dudu though, it is painfully obviously that you're just reaching. if he's so great, you wanna tell me why he wasn't picked for the '06 world cup squad?

look, there are shit tons of brazilians playing in Qatar, Japan, Korea, UAE, etc. etc. and you know it. i'm not saying they are bad soccer players, i'm saying they are obviously not as good as the ones playing elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
>>30420

Ladies and gentlemen, the stupidest man alive.
>> Anonymous
>>30328

Last 10? Try 20 years. One conference final appearance for the past two decade, and they needed to chuck 3s on half of their possessions.

>>30420

Not as funny as FLORIDA STATE owning NBA teams. At least 5 scouts probably die from that statement.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Reigning MVP? German.

Back-toback MVP before that? Canadian.

Reigning champs? Built around a Big 3 that hail from Argentina, Belgium and the Virgin Islands.

The States have some work to do. This year should be good for us, though, once Kobe/LeBron/CP3 wins the MVP award and the Boston "Foreigners? What are those?" Celtics win the title.
>> Anonymous
>>30506
Sure, I will just go ahead and lie from now on. The REAL reason American players are better physically is luck. Pure luck. It's nothing but chance that every single one of the most dominate physical athletes in the world are black Americans. You are so wise that you caught on to my lies and racism. Fucking moron can't tell racism from fact.
>> Anonymous
>>30808
Nash got the "lifetime achievement" MVP and Dirk won it for having the best record. The MVP award in basketball is a joke. Would you really take either of those guys over Kobe, LeBron or a dozen other Americans in the league? Also, the last three MVPs and Duncan play a smarter style. They do not win with physical domination. They are smarter and that is what I was saying. The Europeans have to play smarter because they cannot compete physically. Like the WNBA.
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>>30840

I'd love to get into the cheeba this Anon is on.
>> Anonymous
>>30859
So.. where am I wrong?
>> Anonymous
>>30840

THAT IS FUNNY. BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED CANADA WAS IN NORTH AMERICA, NOT EUROPE.
>> Anonymous
>>30872
French-Canadian is close enough. LOOK, I FOUND MY CAPS LOCK TOO!!! I AM SO FUCKING COOL!!
>> Anonymous
>>30808

if you think that Dirk's MVP was legit, then you've already had far too much of the kool-aid to ever make up your own mind about anything again. he won it solely because of the regular season, when Dallas was going balls-out to win every single night to secure that meaningless 67-15 record. oh yeah, he sure was valuable in that first round series against Golden State, wasn't he?
>> Anonymous
bitch all you want, it's a fact that if you had a amerikans vs foreigners game at the allstar, amerikans would get destroyed
>> Anonymous
>>30900

lol

you honestly think you can come up with 12 non-Americans in the NBA who play at an all-star level?

i'll concede that you have a nice starting five. six through twelve, it wouldn't even be close.
>> Anonymous
>>30872
Look out, man. Canada burned down the White House in 1812, they'll do it again. So, next time the Suns play the Wizards, stand on guard. Also, Eurofag will win MVP not Bryant. For reasons unknown.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>30907

Here's the ones I can think of off the top of my head:

PG: Manu Ginobili
SG: Leandro Barbosa
PF: Tim Duncan
SF: ???
C: Yao Ming
>> Anonymous
not really into the nba all that much, but fuck it

PG: Calderon
SG: Navarro
PF: Nowitzki
SF: Kirilenko
C: Gasol
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>30895

Oh yeah, I forgot the regular season MVP award was based on playoff performance. Thanks for setting me straight!

>>30907

Oh, I'm sure an USA All-Star team would beat an International All-Star team, but the game would be closer than you give it credit for. Just for shits and giggles...

PG: Steve Nash
SG: Manu Ginobili
SF: Dirk Nowitski
PF: Tim Duncan
C: Yao Ming

Bench:

Tony Parker
Jose Calderon
Leandro Barbosa
Andre Kirilenko
Hedo Turkoglu
Pau Gasol
Mehmet Okur
Zydrunas Ilgauskas

vs.

PG: Jason Kidd
SG: Kobe Bryant
SF: LeBron James
PF: Kevin Garnett
C: Dwight Howard

Bench:

Chris Paul
Allen Iverson
Ray Allen
Paul Pierce
Shawn Marion
Carlos Boozer
Amare Stoudemire
Chris Kaman

Yeah, States'd win that one. It's also worth noting that I was almost scrounging for international names whereas there were about 30 Americans from my stock list I had to leave off.
>> Anonymous
lol international all-star team, the usa can't even beat argentina, spain, greece, and they're supposed to beat that. dream on amerifag

add a european coach, and the game finishes international 150-0 usa
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>30963

The States didn't have the full compliment we're hypothetically giving them now. When your team's designated outside shooter is Richard Jefferson you're going to have a lot of problems.
>> Anonymous
>>30962
Don't make an international All-star team, when you clearly have no clue about basketball outside the NBA
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>30973

Feel free to make one yourself, then.
>> Anonymous
>>30977
Dunno about an International All-star team, but here's a Euroleague team, that's pretty much capable of taking on anything the NBA has to offer

PG: Papaloukas (CSKA)
SG: Macijauskas (Olympiacos)
SF: Šiškauskas (CSKA)
PF: Smodiš (CSKA)
C: Vuj?i? (Maccabi)

Bench:

Diamantidis (Panathinaikos)
Sánchez (Barcelona)
Rako?evi? (Tau Ceramica)
Prigioni (Tau Ceramica)
Lavrinovi? (Siena)
Bourousis (Olympiacos)
Pekovi? (Partizan)
Andersen (CSKA)
>> Anonymous
>>30984

just remember, there's a reason these guys don't play in the NBA. i'm not saying the NBA will be the best pro basketball league FOREVER, but right now, it is what it is.

take the past euroleague winners, CSKA, Maccabi, Barcelona, Real Madrid, whoever, put 'em up against the Spurs or Pistons, they would struggle to shoot even 40% from the field.

tl;dr : eurofags stay there because they don't want to get paid like the shitty second-round picks that they are
>> Anonymous
>>31000
well, you're right about one thing, the nba won't stay the best league forever. 5 years from now, the nba and euroleague will be level, 10 years from now the euroleague will be the superior league, and the same goes for NHL

but don't worry, you still have NFL and MLB, amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>31003
Europeans are all out of their minds. No wonder they kill each other over soccer. Enjoy your unrealistic expectations for your crappy league.