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>>93341max image reached

/sp/'s All Sports Draft
>> Anonymous
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#180 Misty May goes to Anonymous.
>> Anonymous
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with the 181st pick in the draft, Anon selects Ladanian Tomlinson
>> Anonymous
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At overall spot number 182 in the draft, Anonymous chooses crazy Japanese person's painted portrait of Mike Sweeney.
>> Anonymous
>>94113
side note, why can nobody ever correctly render the fucking color of green the A's use? IT'S CALLED FOREST GREEN. IT'S DARK. IT'S LIKE IF NAVY BLUE WERE GREEN INSTEAD OF BLUE.
>> Anonymous
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the 183rd pick in the draft, Anon selects Chino Moreno
>> Anonymous
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At number 184, Anon. selects Peter Crouch!
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
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#185 /sea/ selects Crazy Beltre Fan
>> Anonymous
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186 john rockers balls
>> Anonymous
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#186

Ben Roethlisberger's cheese.
>> Anonymous
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#187 adam morrison with a bat
>> Anonymous
>>94116
deftones =/= sports

gtfo /mu/fag
>> Anonymous
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With the 188th pick in the draft, Anonymous selects PHILIPPE MOTHERFUCKING SENDEROS
>> Anonymous
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189th, Joe Kocur
>> Anonymous
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190th, David Hasselhoff.

How many rounds does this fucking thing have, anyway? I'd even turned off the NFL Draft before 190.
>> Anonymous
>>94127
thanks for the arbitrary non-existent rule enforcement
>> Anonymous
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With the 191st pick anon selects Jim Edmonds circa 2004
>> Anonymous
>>94156

Does that mean when he blew a line between each half-inning?
>> Anonymous
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dinoco takes chick hicks with draft pick 192
>> Anonymous
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With pick number 193, The Internet Hate Machines select Adolf Hitler.
>> Anonymous
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With the 194th pick in the 2008 all-/sp/ draft, Anonymous selects Bennett Salvatore, crooked official, NBA.

We're getting all the calls now.
>> Anonymous
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With the 195th pick in the All Sports Draft, anonymous picks Keith Hernandez.

He is expected to add much depth to our lineup of cokeheads
>> Anonymous
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With the 196th pick, AMERICA selects Mike Eurizone
>> Anonymous
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With the 197th pick, Anon picks Drunk-As-Fuck Steve Nash
>> Anonymous
>>94121
rocker already drafted, i think his balls come along with
>> Anonymous
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With the 198th pick, Anon selects Mike Bibby

because his tattoos stand out better on his white skin than his negroid counterparts
>> Sneak
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With the 199th pick, Sneak selects Randy & Jason Sklar.
>> Anonymous
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Pick 200

matt stone and trey parker
>> Anonymous
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Pick 201
Bob Probert
>> Anonymous
>>94144
it goes until we run out of jokes. besides, i'm dying to see who mr. irrelevant is. my money is on millhouse.
>> Anonymous
>>94267

millhouse was already taken
>> Anonymous
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Pick 202 Anon steals Jean Claude Van Damme
>> Anonymous
>>94271
???? i know he drafted brady quinn, i don't think he was drafted himself
>> Anonymous
>>94276

Military drafted him I think
>> Anonymous
>>94277
that's right, the coast guard i think. forgot.

i suck cocks and such.
>> Anonymous
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>>94274
At 203, anon selects Jet Li who immediately proceeds to beat the shit out of Van Damme for his starting job.
>> Sneak
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At 204, Sneak takes Calvin Johnson, WR from Georgia Tech.
>> Anonymous
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A pick 205, /hoc/ chooses Bloody Patrick Marleau.
>> Anonymous
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At pick 206 Anonymous picks Ricky Williams.


Oh, fuck!
>> Anonymous
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With pick 207 in the draft, Anon chooses. . .

Danny, The Tourettes Guy.

FUCK SALT!!!
>> Anonymous
>>94120

THAT GUY IS AWESOME

I JUST WISH WE COULD WIN
>> Anonymous
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Pick 208: Jack Lambert
>> Leon Jones !GMC3uynf7M
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Leon Jones picks the ultimate unitinu linebacker with 209.
>> Anonymous
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With pick 209, an0nymoos selects John Heisman.
>> Anonymous
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With pick 210 anon selects Jim Brown, greatest football player of all time and steal of the draft.
>> Anonymous
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>>94357
Did someone say greatest steal of the draft

Pick 211 right here bitches
>> Anonymous
>>94367

Jim Brown wins way more.
>> Anonymous
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212:
Male to Female Tennis star Renee Richards
>> Anonymous
>>94367

he was a top 20 pick, I think
>> Anonymous
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With the 213th pick, Anon selects 18-1

Long time coming
>> Anonymous
>>94367

Russel was the 10th pick
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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with the 214th pick, anon selects Brady Leaf!

I think we have a real winner here
>> Anonymous
>>94235

if only i could find a picture of the score settler, in the creek
>> Anonymous
>>94381
already selected at 131>>93656
>> Anonymous
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Due to pick 211's failure it has been transferred to the Orlando Magic who select Chauncey Billups' groin
>> Anonymous
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With Pick 212 The Nazi Death Rape Machines choose Epic Fai- Er Reggie Bush.
>> Anonymous
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For Pick 213, /sp/ chooses

steelersfag!
>> Heynonnynonnymous
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With Pick 214, The Florence Swamp Foxes select...

The Ominously Dancing Short Short Twins
>> Anonymous
With the 215th pick, Anon selects that autistic kid who kept hitting all those threes.
>> Anonymous
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>>94499
a great pick at 215

this draft is getting interesting

also, thanks for mentioning autism, the one thing 4chan doesn't make fun of

(picture related)
>> Anonymous
>>94502

Aren't Ass-pies wannabe autists?
>> Anonymous
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The rights to #216 has been traded to /a/ in exchange for two undisclosed minors. I mean minor LEAGUERS...sorry.

/a/ selects Kagome Higurashi
>> Anonymous
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#217: Zoidberg Jesus
>> Heynonnynonnymous
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With Pick number #218, the Miami Hooters Arena football team.

And I'm guessing #250 is a good number to shoot for, right?
>> Anonymous
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/sp/ selects the FAMU Marching Band at 219 for our halftime enjoyment
>> Anonymous
>>94515
no, it's just about dead right now
see>>94510
and>>94508
>> Anonymous
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With the 220th selection, anonymous selects Bill Gramatica's expert celebrations.
>> Anonymous
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For /sp/'s 467th pick, they resurrect Jean Beliveau from the grave
>> Anonymous
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>>94566
He's not dead yet.

With the 221st pick in the 2008 all-/sp/ draft, Anonymous selects Gary Bettman and trades him to /b/ for Epic Fail Guy.
>> Anonymous
>>94694
They aren't the same person?
>> Anonymous
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with the 222nd pick in the draft, Anon selects the guy from red dawn

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
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oh shit this thread is full of lulz. /sp/orks eye sarrute choo.
>> Heynonnynonnymous
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For the 223rd pick, the Brisbyfuckers pick Rod "He Hate Me" Smart.
>> Anonymous
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For the 224th pick, /vg/ selects Segata Sanshiro.

You people are all fugged now.
>> Anonymous
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With the 225th pick, anonnimoose selects Captain James T. Kirk.
>> Anonymous
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With the 226th pick of the draft, Anon selects Giant Dancing Papelbon
>> Anonymous
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At 22 FUCKING 7, Anon selects goddamn Bobby Orr, the steal of the century
>> Anonymous
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With the 228th pick of the draft, Anon selects 40 lb. Box of Rape
>> Anonymous
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With the 229th pick of the draft, Anon selects Mavericks Intensity
>> Anonymous
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>>94357
Wrong sir,
#230 Pick
Is the best ever. Shit he broke Rod Woodson's ankles he faked him out so bad. And that was when Woodson was the shit too!!!

Barry is the man
>> Anonymous
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PICK NO. 231

-Phil Mickelson
>> Anonymous
>>95402

Barry is amazing dont get me wrong, but I'll take Jim Brown any day. Its is really what your prefer incredible power, or sick fucking moves.
>> Anonymous
>>95402

Barry Sanders is like, a genetic anomaly. His abilities are just so fucking outside of the human norm. I mean, he's got some incredible fucking speed, agility, vision, and the brains to make it all work.
>> Anonymous
the thing about Sanders is that while he will always be remembered for his jukes and crazy runs, he'll also dance around in the backfield and lose ten yards.
>> Anonymous
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>>95402
Wow! What a move! anon came out and makes the steal of the draft. Look at this tape:

He's got a motor, he's got moves, watch him spin here woooop jump back woooooop and he could............ go............. all................. the............. way, and hedoesit! Barry "Colonel" Sanders bringing all his secret spices to the end zone!!
>> Anonymous
>>95490
You realize on his career Barry Sanders had only 46 more negative yards than Walter Payton?

You'd think he'd have lost a lot more if he was dancing around 10 yards in the backfield.
>> Anonymous
>>95501
And just think... Back then everybody was sucking Emmitt's dick. Just imagine what Barry could have done with Dallas' fat ass O line.
>> Anonymous
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BACK ON TRACK

Pick #232: Ronaldo's Transvestite Hookers
>> Heynonnynonnymous
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For pick #233, /co/ picks Spiderman, Atletico Nacional.
>> Gentleman
>>96073
That's actually Jérémie Jannot of Saint-Etienne, France. Soccer goalkeeper.
>> Heynonnynonnymous
>>96101

SHIT! No wonder he failed the drug test!
>> Anonymous
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For pick #234, the Chicago Cubs select a cute Shiba Inu as designated hitter.
>> Anonymous
>>96057
BACK OFF TRACK: Ronaldo and his 3 trannies were previously selected
>> Anonymous
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>>96253

Pick #232 has been traded for rights to Ronaldo and his Three Trannies.

With the new revised pick, Anon picks a spoon.
>> Anonymous
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Pick #242
The Eastern Europe Communists select Bronko Nagurski to play on all sides of the ball.
>> Anonymous
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pick 235 traded to the whorenets for a future whore

the whorenets take this stupid bitch
>> Anonymous
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Pick # 256
The /sp/ Egols select Randall Cunningham.
THIS is the steal of the draft.
>> Anonymous
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At 237 /mu/ has stepped in and selected the copyrights to Kurtis Blow's "Basketball"
>> Anonymous
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With pick 238 /a/ selects MANkoto, because they don't know any better
>> Anonymous
>>94106
Does someone have a list of those already picked?
>> Anonymous
>>96283

HELL YES.
>> Anonymous
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>>94106
with the two-hundred-thirty-ninth pick, we be taking Rad Grange.
>> Anonymous
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with the 240th pick in the draft, Anon selects Honus "motherfucking" Wagner

This is the steal of the century
>> Anonymous
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with pick 241, we taketh Cesar Cedeno.
>> Anonymous
>>94106
has Joaquin Andujar been picked yet?
>> Anonymous
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With the 242nd pick in the draft, Anonymous selects Kurt Rambis
>> Anonymous
With the 243rd pick, anon selects Rod "He Hate Me" Smart.
>> Anonymous
>>96818
see
>>95133

re-pick
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>>96818

Fuck, forgot my picture.
>> Anonymous
>>96821

he has already been drafted, fuck off
>> 4chan /sp/'s God
With the 244th pick, God selects Tony Kukoc.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
can i get a nile kinnick up in this peice?
>> Anonymous
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>>96818

243rd pick has been traded for Rod Smart.

That pick has been changed to two evil pandas.
>> Anonymous
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#245th pick: Charlie Brown.
>> Anonymous
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With the 246th pick in the draft, Anonymous selects Manu Ginobili
>> Anonymous
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With the 247th pick in the draft, Anonymous selects The Score Settler
>> Anonymous
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>>97001

gold... Gold... I FOUND GOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
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There is only pick possible at #248. The Chicago Superfans select DITKA!!!!
>> Anonymous
At 249 the Dolphins Select Marino's Kid with Autism. He still will be better than the crap QB's we have.
>> Sneak
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#250 selection is COME AFTER ME! I'M A MAN, I'M 40!
>> Anonymous
>>97200
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