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WWDFASC? 4chan /sp/'s God
Hey /sp/, God here;
Seeing a thread here about what you would do with a Stanley Cup, I came up with a more important question: What would you DO to get a Stanley Cup for a day?
Obviously the Penguins tried to suck dick to get it, but they couldn't get Bettman a boner, for they suck too much to be able to blow. However, I know that most of you would rather do something other than sucking dick to get the cup, so what horrible thing would you do to yourself and your life to get the Stanley Cup?

With love for the potential lulz,
God.

PS - The Stanley Cup is still more badass than any other trophy or award that was ever made, could be made, or will be made.
>> Anonymous
I would fuck Paris Hilton.
>> Anonymous
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>>139502
A challenger appears!
>> Anonymous
>>139522
That football's got nothing on Stanley. How can a trophy almost as tall as a person not be the best?
>> Anonymous
>>139527
Since when did size matter?

Also, if we're being serious about it, i'd rather win the Heisman.