Hey Faggots,My name is Dirk, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever scored a goal from 2 yards off of your knee? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own teams shit players, but you all promote it to a whole new division. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Sky Sports News.Don't be a stranger. Just scuff your best shot at me. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the right midfielder of the football team, and starter on my national team. What sports do you play, other than Fantasy Football? I also have an incredible workrate, and a banging hot striker partner (He just scored; Shit was SO 2-0) You are all faggots who should just be substituted. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
God help me, but I lol'd a little.
not bad
>Just scuff your best shot at meOK, so that bit made me chuckle. It's still getting more and more /b/ in here, though.
If it's possible to facepalm and lol at the same time, I think I just did.
I lol'd.And I'd hit Torres.
>>428612Yes. I did the same.>>428652iknowrite? He'd make a great trap.
torres is so pretty
XD
MY EYES THEY BLEEDtorres made my penis hard ;;_;
Torres in the stands against Wigan, last week.I'D SO HIT THAT, GODDAMN
cont.
Torres is such a beautiful man.
>>430305>>430306I have to say...I'd love Fernando tenderly.
If I ever went gay, It would be for Fernando Torres