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Anonymous
ITT the most amusing names in sports.

Mr. Satans still my favorite (also in b4 "THAT AINT HOW ITS PRONOUNCED HURR") His last name is SATAN for fucks sake.
>> Anonymous
he's slovak, you dumb nigger

SHAH-tahn
>> Anonymous
>>442184
And in after.
(Also I can't be a nigger I like hockey)
>> Anonymous
I love how some websites have listed him:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/nhl/players/666/
>> Anonymous
>>442186

typical amerifag sentiment

"lol he has a funny last name so im gonna disregard how its supposed to be pronounced xD"
>> Anonymous
I remember the first time i saw him play on the sabres and shat bricks when i see this guy with a fucking devil goatee with "satan" on his jersey. Then i heard how it was actually pronounced, so i promptly stopped hoarding all the holy water i could find. Serious this guy needs to play for the devils at least once for great justice.
>> Anonymous
Srsly, to all the fags giving this guy shit. Tell me you didn't have the same reaction when you saw his name, and let out a laugh, even after you heard it pronounced properly.
>> Anonymous
The guy should spell his name

Shittan

because that's how he plays and how you pronounce it. Also, the best name ever is Gomez. Oh wait. Rangers suck.
>> NEKO NEKO WAI <3<3<3<3<3^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^ !ey0Ob4MlNw
Rusty Kuntz

/thread
>> Anonymous
Dick Pole
>> Anonymous
Colt McCoy (isn't that such a Texas quarterback name), Rudy Gay, Mike Bibby, Donald Driver (who is named Donald, seriously), Quentin Jammer, Dick Butkus, Milton Bradley, Coco Crisp, Dikembe Mutombo, Chad Ocho Cinco, Nene
>> ­Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
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Willie Colon

It's beyond me how it's pronounced "cologne"
>> Anonymous
>>442395
I does I pronounce spanish?
>> Anonymous
Dick Butt.

Dick Butkus related.
>> Pittsburghfag
Dick Trickle
>> Godspeed You! Chinese Communist !!VKHtgYbiSfh
Todd Weiner lol.

I think he's in Atlanta Falcons, one of the linemen.
>> Anonymous
>>442183

There used to be a super-evangelical guy on my campus, the kind of guy who would hand out pamphlets describing just how you would suffer in hell for not accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior. Needless to say, I wore my Satan jersey around him as much as I could. One of the only times I could say I was proud of being an Islanders fan.
>> Anonymous
Longar Longar
>> Anonymous
theres some outfielder named angel pagan
>> Anonymous
>>442800
plays for mets
>> Anonymous
non of you guys have mentioned Ryan Theriot? come on now.
>> Anonymous
>>442187
THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME

O.O
>> Anonymous
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Dbrickashaw Motherfucking Ferguson.
>> Anonymous
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Detlef Schrempf
>> Anonymous
radek bonk
ben obomanu
ken-yon rambo
tracy scroggins
>> Anonymous
Dick Trickle - nascar driver

Luscious Pusey - played for eastern illinois university

Misty Hyman - olympic swimmer

Rusty Kuntz - played baseball from 1979 to 1985
>> Anonymous
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DJ Mbenga (Bang-ga)
>> Anonymous
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They call him Johnny Oduya
best.name.ever
>> Anonymous
Ho You Fat
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Too-much-Rod-Benson-Euro-road-trip-video-part-?u
rn=nba,111508

To quote Rod Benson, "That's it, if he meets a girl in a club and she's like, you know, 'Hey what's your name?' he's like, 'Ho You Fat.'"
>> Anonymous
Stairs in the house.
>> Anonymous
Ben Gay... PGA Golfer
>> Anonymous
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FUCK YEAH, UWE BLAB
>> Anonymous
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Was someone talking about me earlier?
>> Anonymous
Jihad Muhammad
>> Anonymous
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This thread needs more Heinie Manush.
>> the boogeyman
>>442183
the climax of my life would be reached if satan were to be traded to new jersey.

i'll just fap uselessly until that glorious day.
>> the boogeyman
>>442201
lol seconded