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Anonymous
"This week, it's a big week for me," Grissman said Friday. "I was making sure that I've solidified everything. I nailed 297 women this week in preparation for the game. Obama didn't win on November 4th because America wants change- I was unleashing the motherfucking dragon on every McCain voter I saw that day. A few days ago I made a pass that landed in Haiti, destroyed a school, and killed a bunch of little children. That's the Rax you're going to see when we play the Totons Sunday."
>> Anonymous
Titans will be undefeated no longer once Rax Grissman unleashes the dragon on them!
>> Anonymous
8-1
>> Anonymous
"People can think what they want," Grissman said. "That's fine, but this is my job. I've been into it. I'm here from 7:30 in the morning until 4:30 working on exactly what I'm supposed to do. And now this week, I've been going home for an hour, fucking a random hooker until she can comfortably fit a bowling ball in her pussy, then coming back until about 8, 8:30 p.m."
>> Anonymous
Bears don't even get into double digits with shitty Grossman taking the snaps.

30-7, Titans go 9-0
>> Anonymous
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Gonna eat you up, white boy.
>> Anonymous
Rex somehow keeps his career afloat for a few more weeks.

Bears 24 titans 17
>> Anonymous
"Large Hadron Collider? Doesn't exist, it's a bunch of bullshit," Grissman said. "They pay me to throw the football at... fuck I don't know, particles or some shit, and create these little black holes. It's so amateur. I was creating black holes with the football when I was 12. They tell me it's for scientific discovery, bettering mankind, and so on... whatever, faggots. The upside is... heh, let's just say the birth rate in France and Switzerland is going to increase 500% in 2009."
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>459417
>> Anonymous
I believe in you Rax, I'm sopcasting this shit so I can watch you throw the ball 90 yards while I cry over the Bills' season ending.
>> Anonymous
19-11 as a started, I dunno rax, I think your up shit creek with on of the best defenses chasing you. Rax gets sacked trying to unleash the dragon, at least 6 times today
>> Anonymous
Why is Rax wearing a Broncos jersey?
>> Anonymous
>>459462
RAX DOESN"T GIVE A FUCK! he plays QB for two teams at once, you think cutler could have thrown that ball to royal last week? fuck no
>> Anonymous
It's all about Forte today. Bears D stops the run and pulls through in the red zone, wind off the lake screws up any passing game for both teams.

Bears 24
Titans 20.
Forte, 130 yards 2 td's.
>> Anonymous
Rax is gonna have a career day today. I see him throwing for at least 1000 yards.

I mean, whether or not anyone is going to catch those balls is another story, but it's ultimately irrelevant when considering Rax's skills as a QB. Once the ball leaves his hands he has no control over what happens where it lands. It's the receiver's job to catch the ball, not his.
>> Anonymous
>>459486
throwing for 1000 yards?
...which quarter are you talking about?
>> Anonymous
SUNDAY NFL COUNTDOWN
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN HOW RAX WILL MURDER
>> Anonymous
>>459489
>which minute are you talking about?
fixd
>> Anonymous
Chris Carter dropping the "Sexy Raxy" lol-
Raxys 63
Titans -7
>> Anonymous
When asked whether his appetite for hookers affected his game, Grissman scoffed at the notion saying, "Look, eight or nine hookers a day doesn't stop me from unleashing the motherfucking dragon. In fact, I'll unleash it right now!" He then picked up a football and launched it until it was out of sight.

Hours later, Russian military authorities reported the deaths of 20 sailors from a mysterious accident aboard one of their nuclear submarines.
>> Anonymous
"I don't even care about the rest of the season," Grissman said. "The season- and the entire universe- will end when I throw the first pass. Upon leaving my hands, the football will shatter the fabric of space and time, and everything will come to a finish. Kal Orson has had his time in the spotlight, but he will not survive it when I end all existence. The only thing that will survive is the Boars' final victory over the Totons by a score of [integer overflow] to 3."
>> Anonymous
The first known Dragon unleashed was reported in ancient religious texts concerning the beginning of the universe. It was here that the Greek God of sport unleashed a dragon so powerful that it destroyed the eternal fabric of Zeus. The release of energies caused by this titanic death was said to have caused a cataclysmic eruption and caused matter as we know it to form.

When warned by the other Gods that 'now everything has changed' he simply scoffed and said 'no, NOW we are playing some fucking football.'
>> Anonymous
OH MY GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER
>> Anonymous
Official game thread.
>> Anonymous
rax grissman saving us all from chuck norris jokes, one week at a time
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
WHAT! YOU TOTONS ARE FUCKIN DONE
>> Anonymous
Rax will throw 3 maybe 4 ints today.
>> Anonymous
SAVE_US.RAX
>> Anonymous
>>459604
i lol'd hard, but that throw was just a flick of grossman's wrists
>> Anonymous
RIX GRASSMAN IS ON FUCKIN FIRE RIGHT NOW.

3RD AND 7 UNLEASH THE DRAGON!
>> Anonymous
I'M GOING FUCKING DEEP ON 4TH AND 1
>> anax !!idvXsu9nqlD
     File :-(, x)
GET READY FOR RIX GRASSMAN

fantasy victory imminent...
>> Anonymous
Booker is about to unleash the fucking beast on finnigan
>> Anonymous
Fucking rax....
>> Anonymous
THIRD AND GOAL I'MA UNLEASH THE DRAGON INTO FORTE

TOUCHDOWN FUCK YOU ORTAN AND TOTONS
>> Anonymous
Fuck Yeah Raxy!
>> Anonymous
>>459633

hey you win a touchdown!
>> Anonymous
Dragon 7 Totons 0
>> anax !!idvXsu9nqlD
>>459642
The first of MANY
>> Anonymous
>"lovie smith is the smartest guy in the building"

wat
>> Anonymous
this thread is full of win
>> Anonymous
>>459407

Collins is coming for you RAX!
>> Anonymous
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the difference is fuckability
>> Anonymous
>>459653
You kidding me? Rax didnt want to go for no pussy field goal so he put that bitch Lovie in his place and went for it on 4th down on his own. Besides how else are you going to set the all time record for TD's in one quarter going for a fucking field goal?
>> Anonymous
he gets in the /b/ gap UNMOLESTED. sir I beg to differ
>> Anonymous
Rax is back and hes better than ever. When asked where he was. Rax Grissman replied that he was kidnapped by aliens. Their whole nation was losing children so Rax Grissman impregnated whole bloody planet in couple of months. He accomplished the mission and came back to Boars to play some football. In a final though he remembered to leave something to his kids (all sons), so he threw a football to their planet. Sadly his action made the planet to implode.
>> anax !!idvXsu9nqlD
FUCK THAT SHIT GOD DAMN IT BOOKER CATCH THAT PASS
>> Anonymous
i got the pats/bills game, but when they showed Rax's TD I came a little
>> Anonymous
GOD DAMMIT RAX FIX YOUR FUCKING EYES
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS, I LOB IT LIKE A SOFTBALL INTO 3 TOTONS AND YOU CAN'T CATCH IT, THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
>> Anonymous
its not Rax's fault they cant handle THE DRAGON.
>> Anonymous
The fullback fumbled it... Surely you jest.
>> Anonymous
THE DEFENSE JUST SAVED YOUR ASS RAX
>> Anonymous
>>459698
rax is the defense you fail tard
>> anax !!idvXsu9nqlD
Alright Rix, it's time to unleash the dragon for real this time. Marty is sorry for his incompetence.
>> Anonymous
totons are playing like a bunch of scared bitches. Could it have anything to do with the fact that Rax could throw the ball and annihilate them at any given moment?
>> Anonymous
>>459700

Rax is a fucking bum who throws it to whoever he wants, reagardless of what team they're on. That's why Chicago hates him.
>> Anonymous
>>459703

serious fag is a fag, lruk more you cocksmoke
>> Anonymous
>>459703

hey you look like>>459650
>> Anonymous
>>459703

faggot alert
kill yourself jealous bitch
>> anax !!idvXsu9nqlD
Serious question /sp/:

Where will Rix Grassman go next year? Who will want the dragon on their side?
>> Anonymous
>>459716

I am calling bungles or detroitfags
>> anax !!idvXsu9nqlD
>>459719
I don't know which would be more epic. Grissman to Ocho Cinco doesn't seem right, though.
>> Anonymous
god damn it rax don't hand it off run it yourself!
>> Anonymous
>>459719
Bungles still have Palmer
>> Anonymous
You should have went deep Rax!
>> anax !!idvXsu9nqlD
What is happening to Rax? Can we get some dragon unleashing?
>> Anonymous
>>459721

I can see them getting rid of palmer though, someone might pick him up as a back up, but really not alot starting spots, I will throw the Texans out there too
>> Anonymous
http://www.myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=23023&part=sports
>> Titans are Gods !!3zWSzvEY+er
OH LAWD IS DAT SUM PUMP FAKE
>> Anonymous
>>459703

rax is an amazing athlete who can UNLEASH THE DRAGON at any time. WATCH UR FUCKIN MOUTH IN MY /sp/
>> Anonymous
Whoa did I see something fly out of Scaife?
>> Anonymous
Jesus fucking Christ can the Titans run the FUCKING BALL?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Titans will become the mini-Patriots. Instead of 18-1, 8-1.
>> Anonymous
Rax sodomizes the members of The Family Circus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNzcRNrkdCw
>> Anonymous
>>459783
I'm going to kill you in your sleep.
>> Anonymous
>>459783

fuck got zerolled
>> Anonymous
FUCKING ZEROLLED ON TV NOW FUCK
>> Anonymous
>>459812
all light beer tastes the same
>> Anonymous
>>459852
but does it fill you up?
>> Anonymous
TD Titans, sorry Rax.
>> Anonymous
COLLINS WITH 2 TDS FUCK YEAR!
>> Anonymous
TD TITANS
>> Anonymous
that wut chicago gets for trading gage
>> Anonymous
why can't the bears can't defend against the pass?
>> Anonymous
>"Rediscover the magic?"
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>459866
Not enough Urlachers.
>> Anonymous
>>459864
>>that wut chicago gets for cutting gage
fix'd
no one would give up anything for his ball dropping ass
>> Anonymous
lol he wanted to unleash the dragon so bad that last play
>> Anonymous
TIME TO UNLEASH THE MOTHERFUCKIN PUMP FAKE
>> Anonymous
"And here comes the boos."
>> Anonymous
attempting to unleash the dragon
failed
boo time
>> Anonymous
>>459871

inb4 td catch in chicago
>> Anonymous
boooooo
>> Anonymous
>>459877

i think he could beat michael j. fox in a pump fake contest
>> Anonymous
Fuck all of you in Chicago. That man took you to a Superbowl. Show some goddamn respect.
>> Anonymous
game over
>> Anonymous
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>>459884
>> Anonymous
>>459888
don't forget he lost us the superbowl, nigger can't hold on to the ball.
>> Anonymous
As a Patsfag, I love Rax because he reminds me of Drew Bledsoe

so much nostalgia
>> Anonymous
>>459888

The defense took us to the Super Bowl, despite this bumbling fuck's best attempts to give the ball to the other team all the fucking time.
>> Anonymous
>>459914
>
>>459898
>> Anonymous
FUCK IT I'M GOING DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>> Anonymous
FUCKIN DRAGONNNNNNN
>> Anonymous
Another failed dragon
>> Anonymous
Here there be dragons.
>> Anonymous
FUCKING HESTER.
>> Anonymous
Rax is showing his true colors.
>> Anonymous
Oh man, why do they keep booing him? The Bears aren't doing that bad.
>> Anonymous
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>459927

Because /sp/ is the only group that actually like Rex. Bears fans, for the most part, hate the bastard and were very upset when the Bears signed him again after last year, mostly because he plays like this more often than not.
>> Anonymous
i've been booing the bears since the day they signed grossman. the day they cut him is the day i stop booing.

fuck florida.
>> Anonymous
>>459932
Bears fan here. I believe in the dragon. I really have no choice though since he's the one taking the snaps.
>> Anonymous
JEFF FISHER IS FUCKING BADASS.
>> Anonymous
why is Chicago allowed to boo but Boston isn't
>> Anonymous
>>459942

As a fellow Bears fan, I believe this is what we get for continuing to trust this failure. Hell, I'd rather see Booker behind Olin - at least he knows what team to throw the ball to.
>> Anonymous
>>459945
18-1 is why.
>> Anonymous
dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon
>> Anonymous
>>459945

You can't boo the best team ever. ESPN said so.
>> Anonymous
PINPOINT ACCURACY
>> Anonymous
>>459945
we are better than them.
>> Anonymous
imagine how awesome the bears would be if Grossman returned punts
>> Anonymous
>>459959
He should be returning punts, doing running back duties, passing to himself, and playing defense on his own. The ultimate undefeated team right there.
>> Anonymous
Snow. :D
>> Anonymous
SNOW!
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, SNOW

Can Rax handle SNOW?
>> Anonymous
>>459973
THE SNOW IS MORE INTERESTING THAN THIS GAME
>> Anonymous
47-2
>> Anonymous
Rex Grossman goes back to pass. He is has two wi-..... IS THAT SNOW!?!
>> Anonymous
>>459984
Rax Grissmen*
>> Anonymous
TOUCHDOWN
>> Anonymous
46000 GET
>> Anonymous
>>459974
he can't handle the dry.
>> Anonymous
>>459976

STUPID FUCKS THAT IS NOT SNOW... rax only masturbated during halftime
>> Anonymous
>>460000
almost
>> Anonymous
>>460000
fail
>> Anonymous
>>460000

fail, just like grossman
>> Anonymous
21-7? Ain't a fucking thing.
Rax with the bomb to Hester for the TD. 2 pt conversion.
Then Rax intercepts Collins and runs it back for the TD.
all of a sudden 21-22.
>> Titans are Gods !!3zWSzvEY+er
>>460014
>> Anonymous
>>460014
wat
>> Anonymous
LETS SEE SOME CALEB
>> Anonymous
lol blocked
>> Anonymous
BLOCK BLOCK
>> Anonymous
Fuck you and your field goal shit.
>> Anonymous
CALEB NEEDS TO COME OUT
>> Anonymous
All the Titans are good at is winning.
>> Titans are Gods !!3zWSzvEY+er
HOW DOES I GO FOR IT ON FOURTH DOWN? HURR DUUUUURRRRRR I IS DOWN 2 POSSESSIONS
>> Anonymous
>>460040
why the fuck does anything else matter if you dont lose?
>> Anonymous
Fisher has the best celebrations.
>> Anonymous
UNLEASHING THE SHORT PASS
>> Anonymous
FUCKING DRAGON
>> Anonymous
OH SHIIIIT
UNLEASHING THE DRAGON!!
>> Anonymous
DRAGON COMPLETTEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
UNLEASHING THE DRAGON IN THE 4TH!!!!!
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED ???
>> Anonymous
UNLEASHING THE LEGS
TD BEARS
>> Anonymous
Rax needs to tone it down a little bit.
>> Barack ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
I just can't quit RAX
>> Anonymous
Chicagosuntimes.com reports that a dragon has been unleashed somewhere inside soldier stadium.
>> Anonymous
He fell on the quarterback, FINE HIM FOR DOING HIS JOB.
>> Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
>>460092
FLAG: Obeying the laws of gravity, 15 yard penalty.
>> Anonymous
GROSS RAXMAN with the game on the line.
>> Anonymous
GO FOR IT RAX!
>> Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAX!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
so much for that
>> Anonymous
Rexy cockteases us with an almost pick-six.
>> Anonymous
god Rax is bad.
>> Anonymous
Did you see me, /sp/? Did you see the fucking power I put on that ball. Cortland Finnegan's little faggot fingers might as well be broken; he isn't picking off fucking Rax Grissman any time soon. Yeah, we didn't win but who cares? Did you fucking see that deep ball I sent to Hester? And the way I fucking pounded it in from the 1? We didn't win, but Rax Grissman is fucking back.
>> Anonymous
lol Jevon Kearse

GG we win 18-1
>> Anonymous
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PRO-BOWL!!!
>> Anonymous
>>460120

>We didn't win, but Rax Grissman is fucking back.

Which is why we didn't win.
>> Anonymous
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THANKS FOR PLAYING WHITE BOY, GO BACK TO YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION PARTIES.
>> Anonymous
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i can never tell if /sp/ really likes rax, or just sarcastically

i hope it's sarcastically
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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9 and Whoa!
>> Anonymous
>>459659
Calling for rule 34.
>> Anonymous
GO WRECKS GRISSMAN PINPOINT ACCURACY