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Turkey vs Germany

Who will win? I'm Turkish, so I hope Turkey will win. But I'm sure Germany will kick our ass.
>> Anonymous
Turkey might have had a sort-of chance with their full team, but with all their suspensions it'd be a miracle if they won.
>> Anonymous
ALLAH IS STRONG!!
>> Anonymous
tur-ger will be 0-5, then in the last 3 minutes turkey makes 5 goals and wins penalties
>> Anonymous
>>182405
/thread
>> Anonymous
I hope Turkey will win.
>> Anonymous
Turkey has DRAMAH POWAH.
>> Anonymous
I want Turkey to win just because they celebrate like fucking retarded monkeys.

They start shooting into the air and end up killing 2 or 3 people and putting 10 more in the hospital.
>> Anonymous
Scoring against Turkey only makes them stronger.
>> Anonymous
everybody hates germany
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>>182622
yes
>> Anonymous
Nostradamus' already forsaw this happening:

Germany vs. Turkey
early goal by ze Germans, then no good situation for the rest of the first half. at the break, several dirty bombs will go off in eight major German cities, and the Turks will start raiding and raping. German chancellor Angela Merkel will then call Joachim Löw and tell him to lose the game, in order to save Germany. Jogi Löw then divide by zero and unquip his mask, for he is in reality VOLKAN! Volkan will buttraep every player of the German team but the terrorists, i mean Turks will not score a goal for the 45 minutes left because the will of KAHN > Allah
>> Anonymous
>>182930
tl;dr
>> Anonymous
2-0 Germany until 85th minute, Injured Nihan comes on to score hat trick.
>> Anonymous
OP has done a wonderful job with ms paint
>> Anonymous
>>182621
I saw some crazy shit on the turkish news. Apprently the turkish idea of celebrating is riding on top of buses naked and having a heart attack during the game.
>> Anonymous
I love the mspaint flags. That needs to be done for every match.
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>>182372
>> Anonymous
>>182372

i'm with OP. i would like turkey to win, but germany will definitely win this match. it'll probably be 2-1, 3-1 or 3-2 for GER.
>> Anonymous
>>182947
over nine thooooooouuuuusand hours!
>> Anonymous
ITT Turks pretending that they are not Turks.
>> Anonymous
>>183477

>ITT: Closet sandniggers
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>182962
:O
>> Anonymous
turkish team have only 14 player avaliable for next match there will be 3 substitutes. so this looks kinda ok. But, one of these players is a goalkeeper. if they need to substitute an injured player when they already did two changes, they'll have to put this gk in the game..

probably we are going to see a funny match
>> Anonymous
>>183574

I'd love to see that goalie shoot a goal against Lolmann.
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>>183577
this dude is the third gk of turkish team
height: 1.92 meters
acceleration 3/20
ball control: 2/20

If they need to put him in the game, probably he will make is duty in the most far away place from his own side.

And I think a head goal in last minutes of the game from this dude is waitin germany. LOL
>> Anonymous
>>183574
>>183590

DON'T WORRY, ALLAH WILL SUBSTITUTE IN
>> Anonymous
>>183595
But since depicitons of Allah are forbidden, will the TV-broadcast be suspended? I dare you!
>> Anonymous
I guess Germany will make it. Reasons:
1. The team is superior
2. They are faster
3. They are stronger
4. They have only played 90 minutes in the Quaterfinals
5. Only Frings will propably miss the match, but he also missed the Portugal match.
6. The team is superior.
>> Anonymous
>>183606
I guess Germany will blow it. Reasons:
1. Lehmann
2. Lehmann
3. Lehmann
4. Lehmann
5. Lehmann
6. Lehmann
>> Anonymous
>>183606
Frings said he wants to play against Turkey. His rib is obviously not healed yet, but the doctors might still allow him to play, given that he is able to endure the pain.

I personally would prefer seeing Hitzlsperger and Rolfes play again tho. They did a good job.

Anyway, there's also one reason why Germany might lose: They played like shit against Croatia and Austria. If they play like that again, Turkey will win.
>> Anonymous
>>183609
He's one of the reasons they made it this far. l2football, faggot.
>> ?
>>183618

Im laughing at you because i think you're being serious.
>> Anonymous
>>183614
>Anyway, there's also one reason why Germany might lose: They played like shit against Croatia and Austria. If they play like that again, Turkey will win.

They're past that. Turkey played like crap against Protugal. Russia played like crap against Spain. Every team (execpt Spain) now in Semifinals has had its drawbacks during the tournament. If the Germans play up to their abilities ther's no way they lose to Turkey, no matter how motivated they are.
>> Anonymous
>>183618
Umm...what? Lehmann played like shit in the group stage. He was somewhat acceptable against Portugal, but that doesn't mean that he's the reason why Germany won.

Enke, Hildebrand, Adler or Neuer are four German keepers who are hundreds of times better than Lehmann.
>> Anonymous
>>183626
I wouldn't say that they're completely past it...they play like that when they think they have already won. And it is very likely that they do think that Turkey is no threat to them.
>> Anonymous
>>183625
Sorry Sir, I did not realize that you are not familiar with this game. But rest assured that Mr Lehmann will perform his duties quite admirably.
>> Anonymous
>>183627
>Hildebrand
Muahahahahaha. Oh wait. You are serious. Let me laugh even harder.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
Deutschland uber allah!
>> Anonymous
>>183640
Let me take a wild guess. You just looked at Valencias results without actually watching the games?
>> Anonymous
>>183630
I don't think so. They are in the Semifinals now and they have surley surveyed they Turks. I don't think you underestimate an opponent who has beaten the Czech Republic, Switzerland and Croatia last minute.
>> Anonymous
Türkiye have balls of steel
>> Anonymous
>>183655
As long as they don't throw them at us they can have as many balls of steels as they like.
>> Anonymous
>>183653
Yes, but did you see how Germany stopped playing forward and near the end against Portugal? The game pretty much completely moved into the German half. If the same happens against Turkey, I could see them scoring a goal or two in the last couple minutes, since Lehmann couldn't even catch a ball if it was twice as big.

Now you're probalby going to say that if Portugal wasn't able to score a goal, then Turkey surely won't be. The difference is that Portugal plays at their full strength from the start, so they were tired. Turkey gets better near the end somehow.
>> Anonymous
>>183663
I realized that and it was a mistake, to try to defend the lead rather than extending it. German teams have never been good at this stuff, but as said before: I'm confident that they watched Turkey's previous games and drew the right conclusions.
>> Anonymous
>>183673
Let's hope so. Löw said that he's even considering letting three strikers play against Turkey, so he's probably going for a comfortable lead.
>> Anonymous
>>183677
Judging by their last matches, the only sure way to beat Turkey is to have a three-goal-lead in the 89th minute.
>> Anonymous
>>183679
That shouldn't be a problem if Germany plays at their full strength. Klose scored a goal against Portugal, he seems much more confident now and Podolski and Schweinsteiger have both been playing good so far.
>> Anonymous
I'm pretty sure Germany will win this one.
>> Anonymous
since the luck has been with the turks on three occasions already I hope they've used it up by now and stop turning games around last minute
that and the fact that most of their players are quite injured by now and Rüstü has proven that he likes to run out of the goal and fail miserably

so unless it'll go into penalties I can see Germany winning this
>> Anonymous
Germany >

Sending turks home.
>> Anonymous
I cant imagine the germans loosing in the penalty lottery, its one of their specialities...
>> Anonymous
>>183708
No way Turks haven't given up and if they win this one they will get all their suspended players back in the next game against Russia/Spain and will win for sure. This is Turkey's REAL final match. Playing against Germany with half their squad. Though some great names will still be there like Semih Senturk(though he is slightly injured) and Mehmet Auralio. Nihat wont be playing because he has a groin injury, the Fatih Terim and his helpers said that if Nihat played today he would be facing a career ending injury.
>> Anonymous
>>183733
Rü?tü, Tolga
Sabri, Gökhan Zan, Hakan Balta, Hamit
Aurelio, Mehmet Topal, AyhaU?urn, Kaz?m, U?ur
Mevlüt, Semih, Gökdeniz.

Thats our rosters all these players suck except Semih and Gokhan Zan. Though Semih gets tired real fast and he is usually played late in the game. U?ur is fast but thats all about it his shot and pass's were under par for the Turkish league I wonder how he will due against the Germans. All in all I see the Turks doing short passes and trying to get in with Semih. Then the game will end 2-1 because Turkey just doesn't have enough people for their spectacular late goals.
>> Anonymous
>>183739
It depends as long as Germany doesn't score in the first half then Turkey will have a chance. If Turkey gets one in the net then the Germans will only widen their lead.
>> Anonymous
>>183733
Beware the German luftwaffe! It's aerial warfare in this one baby!! The only way to stop the onslaught of the German counter-attacking blitzkrieg is to foul them, at which point their free kicks are going to kill you. I don't see the Turks trying to open up the game and win by offense. They'll try to contain the ball and hope for a couple of lucky strikes, concede some free kicks, and then pay the price. If the Germans show up to play, then this should be pretty comfortable for them.
>> Anonymous
>>183477

wüt
>> Anonymous
I'm somewhat confused here...I read somewhere, that Terim is planing on fielding the third keeper(Tolga something) as a defender or a forward...are the Turks fucking insane? in b4 keeper hattrick
>> Anonymous
>>183766
If another player is injured then they will have to. Terim doesn't want to play 1 man down.
>> Anonymous
>>183775
Only as a sub. He has 14 starting IX plus subs. Available to him. Though with how Turkey have been so far in this tournament you know he's only gonna score a ridiculous last minuet winner that should have never been.
>> Anonymous
>>183614
They're a tournament team, get stronger with every game.
Turkey only has 14 available players, injured Nihat and their new goalkeeper is a joke

tl;dr: 2ez4Germany
>> Anonymous
>>183766
This is true the trainer said in a recent interview "We cannot afford the luxury anymore that players choose their position, we have to be prepared for everything"
>> Anonymous
Germany. 3:0.

My words.
Mark them.
>> Anonymous
I believe that Stalin Or Churchill must play, so the germans pussies will cry and go home like in the past.
>> Anonymous
I'll be German civil war regardless of who wins! Everyone loses!
>> Anonymous
>>184990

Turkey subs in Allah and Stalin in the last two minutes

400 GOALS
>> Anonymous
I rather see germany in the final
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Since half of Turkey is in Germany, what's the difference? Either way, Armenia loses.
>> Anonymous
>>184998

Seconded. Boy, this will be fun, cause we all know how graceful the sandniggers are with their wins and losses.
>> Anonymous
Germany will win. If Germany plays like they played against Portugal and the Turks play like they played against Croatia, the outcome will be the clearest in the whole tournament.
>> Anonymous
>>184990
Stalin can't come, he's needed for the other semi-final to ensure Russia stands a chance in hell of winning
>> Anonymous
>>185142
>Either way, Armenia loses.

lmao.
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>>185221
sad truth is sad
>> Anonymous
>>185221
I'd hate to be that guy in the middle.
>> Anonymous
>>185226
It happens more often in germany than you can imagine, especially in Berlin or the Ruhrpott.

match will be like this:
-germany will play at 50% because they think turks are shit
-after 88 minutes, turks will elad with 3:0
-than, Kahn jumps on the field, scores 4 goals and bites Terims ears and nose off.
-3:4 for germany, riots start in germany, closet-nazis come out of their hideouts and slaughter all the sandniggers in germany, beginning of the end of the federal republic
>> Anonymous
>>185233
>-3:4 for germany, riots start in germany, closet-nazis come out of their hideouts and slaughter all the sandniggers in germany, beginning of the end of the federal republic

That'd be fun. I hope you are right.
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>>185240

Don't forget to invade Poland.

There's no Poles left in teh country, it'll be easy.
>> Anonymous
>>185250
Poland has already invaded the German national team.
>> Anonymous
I don't care who will win, 'cause Russia will be the champion anyway!
>> Anonymous
>>185255
if they win against spain,they defently will win the finale
- turkey sucks too much to stand a cahnce, even with an epic ALLAH ACKBAR comeback.
-russia is germanys mortal enemy, they always loose against russia, see WW2,Olympia or Bayern vs zenit.
>> Anonymous
>>185259
*cough*EC 1972*cough*
>> Anonymous
>>185259
If Turkey wins against Germany they will defiantly crush everybody in the finals. They will have their epic win squad back.
>> Anonymous
>>182962
That flag is both an insult to Turkey and Germany. But more so for Germany.
>> Anonymous
I just hope that people will stay peaceful around here. I hope the Bozkurtlar will keep their mouths shut.
>> Anonymous
>>185555
I haven't known that germany has a proper flag, till now
>> Anonymous
>>185559
No they will grow crazy and nationalistic rampage will see millions dead.
>> Anonymous
germany 4 life (i am english)
>> Anonymous
>>185559
anonymous. if you see someone from bozkurtlar, or any "ülkücü", do your best dog imitation against them. arf arf arf!
>> Anonymous
>>185575
Yeah, they don't attack their own kind I heard.
>> Anonymous
>>185250
Nah, that's not funny at all. Starting an all out war against the world brings responsibilities and the chance of losing. But ridding your own country of greaseball-sandniggers is just for the lulz.
>> Anonymous
>>182622

sorry
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of course germany wins.
>> Anonymous
>>185701
This is METZEEEEEEEEE!!!
>> Anonymous
>>185701
lol metzelder & mertesacker

worst CB couple in the euro
>> Anonymous
>>185781
ITT: lies
>> Anonymous
If Metzelder plays, germany will win....
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>>182372
fixed
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>185787
Nah, he's about right. but they do have Friedrich and Lahm supporting them on the wings which makes the defenseive line a rpetty good one.
>> Anonymous
>>185781
hmm

-hugecupboard man german
-epic beard german
-weasel german
-crynaldo raper german

sounds like a pretty nice defence to me
>> Anonymous
>>185922

Oh come on. They made some mistakes, granted, but there have been far worse defensive mistakes in the tournament. And it's kinda unfair to towars Mertesacker, since he only made one big mistake so far. It lead to a goal, but on the other hand, most mistakes back there do.
>> Anonymous
germany4thewin