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Around the Horn is better than PTI Anonymous
Woody and Jay both much funnier than Michael Wilbon and Tony Kornheimer not to mention Tony Reali is a stud muffin all of on. Tim Cowlishaw as Nascar hockey, Plaschke on the LA teams and Pac 10, Michael Smith where are you been?

Mating call mute button I am always laughing and watching.
>> Anonymous
Is english your first language?
>> Anonymous
Dream lineup:
Woody
Marrioti
Plaschke(after USC loses)
Cowlishaw talking about that crazy sport called hockey
>> Anonymous
It is, but your reasoning sucks.

All-Star Line-up:

Tony as Host

Adande
Paige
Mariotti
Cowlishaw

Every time these four are on, you get fucking epic.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>385055

could easily substitute blackistone or michael smith for mariotti or colishaw.
>> Anonymous
Host: Stat Face

Woody
Mariotti (neither of these guys is as good as both of them)
Cowlishaw (to steal the win)
Michael Smith (token darkie)
>> Anonymous
>>385065
>>385063
>>385055
>>385047

It doesn't matter. As long as Woody is there. Be honest who here changes the channel when you don't see that oldface from Denver?
>> Anonymous
>>385069
>>385065
>>385055
>>385047
>>385038
you'd best be trollin niggas. woody is just loud and annoying
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>385069

I can agree that he makes the show.

IF YA LOOK AT THE SCHEDULE THE BILLS CAN STILL HAVE A GREAT SEASON/future
>> Anonymous
>>385069

I usually go 'Fuck, no Woody'

If there is no Woody or J.A, I quit. J.A and Woody have alway been the most hilarious out of all the ATH hosts.

Oh, and the worst has always been Jackie. Not because she's a woman, but because she's just fail.

Like...she's just not funny at all, and she really isn't that informative like Big Bob.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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>>385073
>> Anonymous
>>385076
She usually takes the lead when it comes to ripping on Mariotti for being unemployed. So for that, I enjoy watching her. A lot better than SAY EVERYTHING BUT NOTHING Cowlishaw.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>385076

I agree with this 110%
>> Anonymous
I might have missed some episodes, but does that faggot Israel Gutierrez win every time he's on?
>> Anonymous
>>385117
no
>> Anonymous
>>385117
has anyone yet made any Chris Brown look alike jokes to him? Seriously, he is his twin.
>> Anonymous
Michael Smith gets bonus points for yelling at Reali and calling him a clown that one time.
>> Anonymous
>>385038
both shows suck
>> Anonymous
>>385178
and you're watching... what?
>> Anonymous
Dream lineup:
Woody
Woody
Woody
Woody
>> Anonymous
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AM I GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?
>> Anonymous
>>385185
Very good idea, but I like this idea better:

JA Adande
Jay Mariotti
Tim Cowlishaw
Jackie MacMullen

And to host?

WOODY MUTHAFUCKIN' PAIGE
>> Anonymous
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Around the horn sucks ass. PTI actually is worth watching.

Who cares though, they come on when I am at work. So fuck em.

Either way though, these men are superior.
>> Anonymous
>>385184
neither? it's just a yelling match ZOMG BOYS #1 NUH UHHH THEY GOT ROMOS NO LOOK AT BILLS NO THEY LOST NO YOU R GAYS GIANTS #1 NO THEY BEAT NOONES NO FAGGOT SKINS NO SKINS R GAYS
>> Anonymous
>>385199
Until they started doing Top 50 Sports Bloopers #640
>> Anonymous
>>385202
just... calm down, man.

all i wanna know is: what's your favorite sports-talk tv show?
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>385038
I hope you are kidding.

Mariotti and Woody are both mouth-breathers.
>> Anonymous
>>385204
are you kidding? those shows are fucking gold. Its like reliving the best moments in sports from my childhood.
>> Anonymous
>>385207

I was wondering where you went.
>> Anonymous
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Jay Mariotti is walking AIDS, Woody has Alzheimers.

Adande is the best part of a shitty show I haven't watched for 3 months since I am gainfully employed.

can I do *my* Mariotti impression-? well I'll do it anyway "blank totally offended my midwestern sensibilities blank should be fired since evidently espn made me lord. WAT about the CHILDREN." Shit, that fag is Sarah Palin with a horrible perm. Also,
AIDS.

Also, he would have fired Guillen b4 a world series. GOD I HATE THAT MAN. HE ISN'T EVEN A TROLL, HE'S A DOUCHEBAG.

k, got that off my chest. there is a bird you should look at. the cowboys should too.
>> Anonymous
>>385205
i don't have one because i feel they are all garbage. there's only so much a sports writer can predict or say.
>> Anonymous
>>385233
obviously, but consider the alternative:

a world where sports happen, but NOBODY on tv, online, or radio ever talks about them.

i'll take a few eye-roll inducing inanities and platitudes in exchange for professional analysis and good, old-fashioned pointless prognosticating any day.
>> Anonymous
Good show but awfully predictable.

*quick intro*

Tony: You're lookin at 4 of America's toughest sports writers

*the 4 do poses of them acting muscaler etc*

On todays show, the Cubs curse strikes again, the Chargers may not be who we thought they were, and Kimbo lands flat on his face.

HORN ME!
Its Around the Horn prestened by Nissan.
>> Anonymous
>>385239
i'm not saying i don't watch sportscenter or NBC for the news, but i don't watch gimmicky shows like PTI or ATH. they really don't offer any analysis except a bunch of dudes arguing about thing that have yet to be decided or giving you their "expert" opinions on sports related topics that have a 50/50 (probably much less) chance of going their way.

case in point: 18-1
>> sayain zubas
>>385199
d00ds wearing a cubs jersey, shows autofailing
>> Anonymous
>>385241
no one ever said it wasn't predictable, it's obviously by design. the point is that it's just the 4 guys talking about the big stories of the previous day/weekend/whatever. of course you know what it's going to be about, the actual discussion is the whole point.
>> Anonymous
My "All-Star" of ATH list:
1. Paige
2. Blackistone
3. Cowlishaw
4. Adonde

Fuck Jay, I hope he gets his dick cut off and shoved up his ass for being such a total failure.
>> Anonymous
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>>385265
lol my ath all star list consists of that girl who does the voiceover into commercials about nissan, then adande. then cowlishaw & Blackistone (there's a gun to my head, I would have quit already)... everyone else is AIDS+cancer super marvel team-up.

Maybe I am insane, but everytime Woody stutters and opens his yap I change channel. But at least he is old and cannot help fail, but Mariotti is the worst person ever. Dante evidently died b4 writing the circle of hell Mariotti belongs in.