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EURO 2008: Croatia vs. Turkey Anonymous
Kickoff: 18:45 GMT / UTC - that's 7 hours after thread creation.

The odds are against Turkey, as some of their players are banned or injured, but they have shown some great abilities, especially when it comes to epic comebacks. 'Rock legend' Slaven Bili? won't be easy to beat though.
>> Anonymous
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Mmm...Turkey...
>> Anonymous
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TÜÜKIYEEE
>> Anonymous
Croatia plz
>> Anonymous
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turks will win..
>> Anonymous
GO TURKEY
>> Anonymous
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Leave Croatia to me.
>> Anonymous
>>174563
That was so dumb, but i lol'd
>> Anonymous
1-0
>> Anonymous
Croats stopped turk invasion and their campaign towards Wienna in 1593, on june 22. We will do so again.
>> Anonymous
Croatia..... will....
>> ?
>>174566

Try not to commit a massacre this time please.
>> Anonymous
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>>174568
>> ?
>>174576

Someone hasn't heard about turkish football violence.
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
>>174558
I loled.
>> Anonymous
>>174578
aren't galitasiri(sp) still banned for that?
>> Anonymous
>>174597
galatasaray, and no.
>> Anonymous
Nobody is watching this game for who wins. They're watching for the inevitable five red cards.

If that doesn't work out, though, I'd like to see a game go to penalties. It never feels like a real tournament without a shootout.
>> Anonymous
LET'S GO TURKEY
LET'S GO TURKEY

TURKIYE!!!!
>> Anonymous
Let's see if Rustu still got his 2002 magic
>> Anonymous
Croatia - Turkey 3:0

You saw it here first.
>> Anonymous
CRO 2.2 TUR

CRO wins in PKs, AET.
>> Anonymous
Dear footballgod,
you know I don't ask much of and sometimes I doubt you even exist, but if you exist and if care the slightest bit about a medium sized country called Germany, then let Croatia win. If you don't this will mean civil in Germany, wich is bad.

Yours
Anon, German division
>> Anonymous
Rü?tü is the goalkeeper, right? I hope he kills lots of people this match.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZHLur9fpYVg&feature=related
>> Anonymous
Fuck yuo turkfags.
go Croatia!
>> Anonymous
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Hey guys, ready for a footballing masterclass?

I can't wait to storm the EPL after taking my country to the Euro 2008 Final (but unfortunately losing to the Netherlands ;_;)
>> Anonymous
>>174636
isn't he blocked for the next game, for ummm kicking someone in the face?
>> Anonymous
>>174648
Nope that was the other faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>174647
Are you fucking serious? Modric has done almost nothing in the tournament so far, except the penalty in the first game.
>> NotaTripFag !N4xgGcKj0U
Man, fuck those sand niggers. Fucking sand niggers.
>> Anonymous
>>174804
Turks are greaseballs, not sand niggers.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>174663

scoring goals =/= "doing something"

watch the germany game. Kranjcar and Modric controlled the midfield through the entire game.
>> Anonymous
Petri? scored after 77
Petri? scored after 77
Petri? scored after 77
Petri? scored after 77
Petri? scored after 77
Petri? scored after 77
Petri? scored after 77
Petri? scored after 77
Petri? scored after 77
Petri? scored after 77
Petri? scored after 77

You did not score your 2 goals because you had 2 strikers up front, we are simply the better team. Wake Up!
>> Anonymous
>>174814
slavic gypsies wannabe nazis lulz
>> Anonymous
Krancjar, Modric, and Rakitic ftw!
>> Anonymous
>>174809
I think they are a little bit of both.
>> Anonymous
THOSE DIRTY HALF-CAST MUD-BLOOD SAND-NIGGER SCUM TURKS DONT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST THE MIGHT AND FOOTBALLING PROWESS THE DIDDIKAI GYPPO CROATS.
>> Anonymous
Unless Turkey pull some pretty funky shit out of the hat, I can't see this being anything but a Croatia victory.

3-0 to Billic and his minions
>> Anonymous
ALLAH AKHBAR
>> Anonymous
turks need to win, so the germans can rape the shit out of those sandniggers.
>> Anonymous
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>>174911
It's 'Akbar'.
>> Anonymous
Basically everybody apart from the dirty Turks are supporting Croatia and Billic.

Billic is going to watch with a ciggy in his mouth and a strong drink in the other. Fuck you Turkey, fuck you Europe, I am Billic, almightly lord of football.
>> Anonymous
I have a feeling this is going to be the best game thus far.
>> Anonymous
so... sand niggers versus gypsys amirite
>> Anonymous
Fuck...just imagine the BO in that stadium
>> Anonymous
I hope the Turks will show us another epic game.
>> Anonymous
>>174953
wanted to mention that too
>> Anonymous
>>174950

>gypsies

No, they went out earlier (Romanians) Croats are far too slavic to be gypsies. They really are just a poor man's Russians.
>> Anonymous
>>174953

i lol'd
>> Anonymous
Croatia vs. Turkey = hellish smell in stadium
>> Anonymous
Turkey = good football team
Croatia = good football team
Therefore:
Turkey = shit
>> Anonymous
DEUTSCHLAND!
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
let's go Turkey!
>> Anonymous
I care so little about the outcome of this game that I'm rooting for Turkey based on uniform colour.
>> Anonymous
>>174937
I have a twenty on Turkey at 4-1
>> Anonymous
Turkey = circumcised players
Croatia = dick cheese players
Therefore:
Turkey = faster and better with sex
>> Anonymous
>>174937

One L in Bilic
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>174972
Croatia clearly have the cooler uniform
the checker pattern is fucking awesome
>> Anonymous
To anyone watching on espn, is it
me, or is the camera really wobbly? Its making me dizzy.
>> Anonymous
>>174975

Oh, your parents mutilated you. I'm so sorry.
>> Anonymous
Go turkey, i want my civil war in germany next wednesday.
>> Anonymous
>>174978
The camera work is the same for everyone in the world. It is one feed.
>> Anonymous
>>174979
Enjoy your mozzarella, dickcheese Croatfag
>> Anonymous
>>174977

Whenever I see the Croat flag, I have a strange craving for pizza.
>> Anonymous
>>174982

You have to ask yourself.. do your parents really love you if they did that.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>174980
That's what I'm rooting for
But I want all of the Germans to get pissed when the Turks set off fireworks in the street after they beat the Germans
>> Anonymous
TÜRKIYE AVRUPA SAMPIONU

TÜRKIYE - CROATIA 4-0
TÜRKIYE - ALMANYA 6-0
TÜRKIYE - ITALYA 1-0
>> Anonymous
>>174980
excuse my frensh, but - FUCK YOU, please!
It would be horrible!
>> Anonymous
>>174985

Parents who do that love only themselves. They think, "Well, I'm mutilated...my kid better be too so he doesn't think he's better than me."
>> Anonymous
>>174985
Better than having a dick thats tasting like sour milk
>> Anonymous
>>174986
RAAAAAGEEE
>> Anonymous
Hope they score
>> Anonymous
2-1 turkey
>> Anonymous
lol the guy made the foul look more dramatic, and the ref hesitated on making the call

i smell vagina
>> Anonymous
>>174990

You would know, wouldn't you.. faggot.
>> Anonymous
lol kovac just got fucking nailed
>> Anonymous
>>174990

it's called washing
do cutfags not do it?
(here's looking at you turkey)
>> Anonymous
>>174995
Hey germanfag, when you are at work I am in your girlfriend
>> Anonymous
Turkey's coach is a badass mofo. I'd want him on my side in a fight.
>> Anonymous
>>174989

Exactly.. that shit should be banned.
>> Anonymous
>>175000
Possibly the best idea Satan had for mankind.
>> Anonymous
>>174998
epix comeback xD
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..... HOW COULD HE MISS THAT?
>> Anonymous
ALLAH SAVED
>> Anonymous
Oh my god......

failest action ever
>> Anonymous
Croatia fail hard
>> Anonymous
The curse of Gomez
>> Anonymous
ALLAH!!
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>>174997

What are you talking about? Turks bath regularly.
>> Anonymous
Hahaha Croatia you are all so swool!!!
>> Anonymous
>>175008
truth
>> Anonymous
lol the croats going to cheer
>> Anonymous
It's that fucking Adolf Hitler stadium in Vienna. No wonder they all miss the goddamn goal
>> Anonymous
fuck croatia and turkey suck both so hard

not entertaining at all
>> Anonymous
what a waste of a cross

i say croatia 1-0, but it should be 2-0 already
>> Anonymous
lol right in the kisser
>> Anonymous
Wow, Modric for the win. Glad he's playing for us in the fall
>> Anonymous
Crocop high kick
>> Anonymous
Final:
Turkey - England 3:3 and 4:5 after penalty kick

Find the mistakes hidden in that sentence
>> Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ
I fucking lol'd. Allah does good work.
>> Anonymous
>>175018

him supplying keane and berbatov should be awesome.

if berbatov stays of course ;_;
>> Anonymous
sabri = shit
>> Anonymous
>>175015
yea, nothing compared to yesterdays game....
>> Anonymous
>>175020
How can a bird...?
>> Anonymous
Wow, Klasnic just keeps getting away down the left...only a matter of time till Croatia score at this rate.
>> Anonymous
>>175020
>Find the mistakes hidden in that sentence

First one: the author of that post is a fag
>> Anonymous
>>175028
LOL Klasnic is a German player
>> Anonymous
LOL at Croatfag with his arm up to the ref as the pass is coming to him
>> Anonymous
lol@Tungay
>> Anonymous
lol more yellow carding for turkey
>> Anonymous
>>175031
No.
>> Anonymous
>>175037
He is, playing for Bremen and is Germany's forward, scored yesterday
>> Anonymous
Two teams with lots of bluster and no finish. 0:0 draw and kicks. Zzzzzzzzzzzz
>> Anonymous
>>175038
That's Klose.
>> Anonymous
>>175039
Agreed. Neither of these fuckers deserves a semi-final.
>> Anonymous
>>175038
LOL, fail!
>> Anonymous
>>175042

3 wins of Croatia say otherwise.
>> Anonymous
>>175042

Doesn't matter. They're both lining up for the showers against Germany anyway.
>> Anonymous
a lot of bored americans itt thinking this should be a hockey game
>> Anonymous
>>175045
Thats almost like yesterday, saying Portugal has scored more goals than Germany yet...
>> Anonymous
>>175045
Are you watching the game?
>> Anonymous
Croatia is far better, aren't they?
>> Anonymous
>>175051
No. They both suck ass.
>> Anonymous
If Croatia loses I'm converting to muslam
>> Anonymous
How were the Turkish people created?
>> Anonymous
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
FUCK THESE FUCKERS JUST STAND THERE WHEN THEY GET THE BALL, THEY MAKE ME WANT TO RUN DOWN TO THE FIELD AND STEAL THE BALL FROM THEM

/cruise
>> Anonymous
are you fucking kidding, did altintop just fall down
>> Anonymous
>>175054
Arabs started to fuck donkeys
>> Anonymous
Whats the difference between a Turkish and an Eastern German?

The Turkish can speak German and enjoy working.
>> Anonymous
>>175048

It doesn't have to be high scoring, but when you know every play is going to fizzle out because of a lack of skill, it's not very exciting. Contrast to Germany-Portugal, or any Brazil, France, Argentina, or Italy game, where literally any set piece can result in a goal.
>> Anonymous
this is going to end in tears
>> Anonymous
Hint: One touchdown brings 6 points, a goal only one.
>> Anonymous
Amazing, the Turks actually got off a shot for once
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>175062
yeah, it's not like Turkey has had any exciting matches this tournament
>> Anonymous
Fatih Terim looks like a muslim version of Mel Gibson
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>The Turkish can speak German and enjoy working.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit @ Mehmet.. what a kick
>> Anonymous
>>175068

Yeah, inasmuch as a comedy of errors is exciting.
>> Anonymous
>>175057
thats how rugby was invented.!!
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>175074
so... you didn't see any of the other matches?
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Hay guys,

Both teams will draw a tie 0 - 0, and Turkey will win from the penalty shootout
>> Anonymous
Hey soccer people. What's the score?
>> Anonymous
>>175054
Greek and Anatolian women brutally raped by Mongoloid horsemen.
>> Anonymous
>>175078

We didn't need you to figure that out.
>> Anonymous
Fucking boring game is boring
>> Anonymous
Nihat is looking very small and alone up front

Turkey need to bring on another striker. Do they still have Hakan Sukar?
>> Anonymous
turkey wins 1-0
>> Anonymous
>>175088

No, he retired from internationals after the 2006 world cup
>> Anonymous
Fucking Croatia. Beat the damn Mongols.
>> Anonymous
Can we just go to kicks now?
>> Anonymous
>>175088

KAZIM KAZIM
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
It's okay, guys
Allah is a second-half diety
>> Anonymous
>>175093

^This.

tl;dw both sides suck. save us all a pile of time.
>> Anonymous
The game will go to penalties at the score 0-0, then all Failcroats and Failturks will miss every single penalty, causing the Turkish players to go berserk and kill someone, resulting in a disqualification.
>> Anonymous
turkey wins 1-0 scores at 67 mins

i saw the spoilers on the internet
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>> Anonymous
This game has been boring so far :/
>> Anonymous
i think thread has autosage'd
>> Anonymous
Turks forward is so fucking small compared to the mutant croat defense, and turkey keeps fucking sending long balls into the penalty for no reason. GODDAMN I WANTED MY PORTUGAL-NETHERLANDS FINAL!!
>> Anonymous
>>175105
nope
>> Anonymous
>>175105
Not yet.
>> Anonymous
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Sup guys.
>> Anonymous
>>175107
You get Germany-Netherlands instead, cheer the hell up.
>> Anonymous
>>175111
Neither of you are in the tournament anymore, gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>175107

Spoiler: Final match will be Germany vs Netherlands
>> Anonymous
>>175109

When does autosage kick in?
>> Anonymous
>>175113
I don't think Terry was ever in.

>>175117
200 posts I think.
>> Anonymous
You Netherlands bandwagoners are going to need lots of crying towels when Italy beats them
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
OH SHIT BET AWARDS '08
>> Anonymous
>>175122
>Netherlands
>Italy
>beats

No.
>> Anonymous
Oh wow. Compared to yesterday this game is totally boring and fucking uninteresting. If they contiue this way, I already know one finalist: Germany.
>> Anonymous
>>175129

Agreed, shitsux. I was kind of hoping for more drama, they way Turkey played the Czechs, but looks like not.
>> Anonymous
>>175122
just like last time right?

lets hope your defense doesn't embarrass you as bad this time
>> Anonymous
i hope the final is italy germany so that all the eurofags bawwwwwwwwwwwww
>> Anonymous
and here we go again

come on game, get better
>> Anonymous
>>175122
You know, the sad thing is, that it possible. Italy never played good football. They always just defended and scored by luck and quick strikers. If your teamcaptain is a defender, it says a fucking lot about how you play the game.
>> Anonymous
>>175137
why should they? i guess they will complain a bit, because finals involving italy are mostly boring, but that's no reason to bawwwwww
>> Anonymous
God, this second half looks worse than the first. Half the time they're dicking around in midfield with two guys passing back and forth and the other half they're dicking around launching huge, aimless passes that nobody wants to chase down and consequently bounce out of play.

What a fucking washout. Whoever wins, I hope Germany kicks your ass.
>> Anonymous
Lol@double ankle break
>> Anonymous
>I hope Germany kicks your ass

only if they let gomez play
>> Anonymous
shit, if turkey win this, they'll barely have eleven players left
>> Anonymous
what the fuck just happened
>> Anonymous
how the fuck did croatia not manage to get a goal that whole damn time?
>> Anonymous
>>175152
Don't worry 'bout that. If the winnrar of this match plays as shitty as they are now, even Gomez would score.
>> Anonymous
>>175141

Yeah, with unskilled plumbers like Pirlo, Toni, De Rossi, and Del Pierro, it's a wonder they ever score.
>> Anonymous
Oh wow. That Turkish goalkeeper is like really bad.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Turks are not European.

Why the fuck are they even in this competition?
>> Anonymous
>>175167
their capital city is in europe you ignorant racist
>> Anonymous
>>175167
You are thinking of Portugal
>> Anonymous
this game clearly needs more rain and fouls.
>> Anonymous
>>175167
euro2008 has some gay rules mostly designed to keep the USA out
>> Anonymous
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this is exactly what we need on the field right now
>> Anonymous
God, I'm so fucking sick of watching them get it 2/3 of the way up the pitch and then just losing it by sheer incompetence

what the fuck is this shit and why is it in my eurocup
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>175170
lol
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>>175170
I c wat u did thar.
>> Anonymous
Nice save by Rustu just now, maybe Turkey do have a chance
>> Anonymous
Hey, guyz, anyone know when the warmup stops and the second half starts?
>> Anonymous
>>175165
Pirlo: old
Toni: Faggot, can't score this tournament
Del Pierro: Way too old

The only decent striker is De Rossi. Italian strikers are overrated and your midfield is nothing more than a front-defense. So yeah, in spite of a few big names Italian football is crap.
>> Anonymous
This is worse than watching FIFA.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>175169
>ignorant racist

Racist?

HAHAHA. OH WOW.
>> Anonymous
>>175179
I haven't been watching the Turkey games. What the fuck? RUSTU IS STILL THEIR GOALKEEPER??? What is this 2002?
>> Anonymous
>>175167
You are such a geographist
>> Anonymous
>>175184

He actually played for them at euro 2000 as well

but at the moment he's the backup keeper, their first keeper is suspended for faggotry
>> Anonymous
>>175184
Nope their regular GK got a red card last game.
>> Anonymous
Hoffentlich gibt's heute nicht so viele nervige Autücürsü.
>> Anonymous
Turkey is playing hard defense here.
6 people in the last line.. that's why the game is slow.. there's just no opening.
And since they have so many in their defense.. they don't have an attack either.
This is going to penalties.
Fucking defensive bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>175188
In fact he's right. Having half a city on a continent doesn't make you part of it. But then again, the Jews are also allowed to take part.
>> Anonymous
>>175194
lol'd
>> Anonymous
Fuck Croatia.
Fuck Turkey.
Fuck this shitty stale game, they both play horrible and the ref sucks. I hope whoever wins gets destroyed soon.
>> Anonymous
Thread is autosaging
>> Anonymous
thread is autosage, new one>>175207here
>> Anonymous
Thread autosageing, part 2 here:
>175210
>> Anonymous
>>175214
Messed up the link
>>175210
>> Anonymous
>>175181

By your post, I'm assuming you're somewhat new to football/soccer (or at least European), so I won't be a retard and bitch at you.

Pirlo = Midfielder. Actually a pretty deep lying one as well.

You are right about Toni. He's shit.

Del Piero was the top goal scorer in Serie A last season. He definitely still has it. Something like 20 goals as a second striker and he was only on form for half the season.

De Rossi = also not a striker. He's an attacking midfielder.
>> Anonymous
Italy usually plays like crap but when shit hits them hard, they can play really well. See: Germany vs Italy SM last WC.
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>>175167

pls don't talk like that :(
>> Anonymous
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
>> turkfag
damn, I wanted to see penalties. I didn't care for the turkish team.

croatian sappin my penalties
>> Anonymous
ALLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHJHHHHHH
>> turkfag
another legendary turkish cameback

wohohohoho
>> turkfag
turk are the winner
>> Anonymous
>>175053

DO IT FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
TUUUUUUUUUUUUURKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYEEE
>> Anonymous
That game was nothing but total disgrace.
>> Anonymous
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>>175053
>> Anonymous
Turks will annihilate germany too