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Anonymous
Vince was fucked from day one D:

So, /sp/, should Brett Favre be in hiding from the curse of the cover?
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, Forgot about the cover.
>> Anonymous
No.

Signing with the jets was like dividing the madden cover curse by zero.
>> Anonymous
what happened was, he was in a green bay jersey on the cover, and after he got traded the curse saw aaron rodgers, thought it was brett farve and proceeded with rape
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>376072
Oh shit...the curse is fucking following him.
>> Anonymous
From now on, all Cover boys will pass for 6 TD's per game.

Even if it's AP.
>> Anonymous
>>376080
whoever made that wins 5 internetz
>> Anonymous
It's an official cover. You can DL it off EA's site.
>> Anonymous
Thanks for bringing up the fact that I was duped into buying the same game in a new package yet again this year.
>> Anonymous
>>376089

EA made it you dumb fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>376089
quit giving all your internetz away you might need em one day.
>> Anonymous
So its common fact that the curse is alive and real. Just ask:

2000: Barry Sanders- Didnt play a down after the cover.
2001: Eddie George- Bobbled pass for game losing interception return. Stats declined the next season
2002: Daunte Culpepper- Self explanitory.
2003: Marshall Faulk - Injured. bad seasons. Retired.
2004: Michael Vick - injured and his team suffered a terrible season without him. Then he killed dogs.
2005: Ray Lewis - Coming off good season, recorded no interceptions and as injured late in the season.
2006: Donovan Mcnabb - After saying he didnt believe in the curse, suffered his first ever hernia and played shittily until finally opting for surgery later.
2007: Shaun Alexander - Foot injury, eventually led to being cut from seahawks.
2008: Vince Young - Injured last season. This season has since been replaced due to an injury and suspected mental health problems.
2009: Brett Favre - Will take his team to the playoffs and proceed to take them into the super bowl. Upon stepping up for his first snap, a defender will rush early and take him by surprise and snap his legs in half before he even calls the play due to a false start. This will be the first time in 250+ games that Brett will sit out. His career will definitely be over.
>> Anonymous
>>376121
so why does the madden curse not work on madden? shouldn't he suffer from a stroke or diabeetus or something?
>> Anonymous
>>376125
He IS the curse. didnt you know he was a witch doctor? Just check out those BROWSSSS.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Madden IS the curse. Once he dies the Madden curse will cease to exist...or the Madden franchise will cease to exist. Whatever comes first.
>> Anonymous
>>376125
Warlocks can't curse themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>376121

>>2009: Brett Favre - Will take his team to the playoffs and proceed to take them into the super bowl. Upon stepping up for his first snap, a defender will rush early and take him by surprise and snap his legs in half before he even calls the play due to a false start. This will be the first time in 250+ games that Brett will sit out. His career will definitely be over.

Cool story bro
>> Anonymous
>>376097

lol'd

>>376142
>>376143

Madden IS the curse mind
>> Anonymous
>>376097
i have more internetz than you've even seen in your life
>> Anonymous
>>376192
thats okay cause i have a hueg stockpile of niggers in mah basement.

niggers>>>>>internetz
>> Anonymous
>>376197
then why did i convert all mah niggers to internetz?
>> Anonymous
It should be obvious that since Brett Favre is the face of the NFL, the curse is hitting the entire NFL, hence all the odd things that have already happened this year.

The good things that are happening because of the curse are that misfortune doing a 10 year 180 with teams that have had a player on it. Starting with the Lions, they got rid of Matt Millen, and that is equivalent to the city winning a Super Bowl. Next year, the Titans will be AFC favorites after having lost the Super Bowl this year by being stopped on the 1-yard line again. Followed by the Ravens getting an awesome offense in 2010, but having a shitty over-the-hill defense that can't stop even the Chiefs.
>> Anonymous
>Followed by the Ravens getting an awesome offense in 2010, but having a shitty over-the-hill defense that can't stop even the Chiefs.

Pretty sure you mean the broncos
>> Anonymous
>>376229
He said 2010. Broncos already have that, and when 2010 rolls around they probably won't even have that offense.