All EngfagsHow do you think we are going to get on against Andorra tonight? I am a bit worried.
you'll win, its just a matter of how well
England = comedy team of UEFAIt doesn't matter what happens against Andorra, Croatia will still rape you 3-1
Draw or Andorra wins, while the whole fucking world laughs at the most pathetic nation in the world.
>>316720Bit harsh. They're mediocre at worst.
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I'll just leave this here.
Who cares it's on Setanta. Plus if our national side can't convincingly beat a fucking part-time footballing part-time decorating honestly if you go on football manager arrange an England Andorra friendly play every England player out of position with stupid tactics like really slow, long ball, lots of time wasting, 2-3-5, etc...
Hopefully 'Englands brave John Terry' gets his career ended in a challenge with one of the part-timers.I'm getting sick of having to change the channel every time SSN shows this utter gonk in his press conference.
It'll be a scrappy 2-0 affair, but like someone said earlier, it's on Setanta. Nobody cares.
Shitanta - There is no England match
Shitanta = Go to the pub
>>316784If it was a club match people would, but it's England... And it's a qualifier... and it's 7pm on a Saturday.
OP here, I am just a little concerned, I can see 11 men behind the ball tactics and with no Gerard or Owen not sure where the goals are going to come from. There is always Heskey I suppose...
boring boring eeengurland + capello = best combo for sleep aid
>>316801Against Andorra?!?!Seriously he could field a team of Jimmy Bullards, Alan Smiths, Titus Brambles, and Marcus Bents still play attacking football.No doubt he'll stick with the Donkey and Shrek
>>316801Despite what most Engurland supporters expect, we don't need to win this game 5-0.It may only be Andorra but this is still an important away international; I would expect a cautious approach from an Italian manager.
>>316806Goal difference may play a part though if the points are equal in the group.
Heskey + Owen is the best strike partnership we have. You're a moron if you think Heskey is shit.
I dunno boys, Andorra play crazy mean. Remember that qualifying match against the Dutch a while back?Somehow these smaller countries can get away with some horrible fouls because the FIFA pities them or some shit.
>>316829Again the Britfags try to find excuses for their imminent failure. It's always someone elses fault that you're the worst football country in the world.
>>316838Fuck off you scottish cunt, you're never gonna win anything, in any sport.
Jimmy Bullard and Bentley must start. They're the only players that'll try and make something happen from midfield.Lampard will just hang around hoping no one passes him the ball, waiting for the opportunity to seize on a header out from defence so that he can have a 25yrd shot deflected in off 8 people.
>>316847You wish.I doub't Capello will make a change in midfield. So we'll have to make do with a slow ass midfield(Becks, Gerrard, Lamps, Barry) getting nowhere.
So, after Capello quits England, who'll take his place at the worst job in the world?
Lol, the English are blaming it all on Capello. The guy won trophies everywhere he went, but he can't win a single game with England. Just goes to show you, how pathetic a team they are.
>>316854Kevin Keegan with control of all transfers
>>316850Gerrard's out.
>>316854'Arry Redknapp
If England don't win by at least 3 goals, then they should just give up life.
>>316856butthurt amerifag2-0
£156,000 per week Frank Lampard Vs. a part-time fireman.I hope the fireman shows what a fucking joke footballers wages have become and makes Lampard look like the average twat that he is.
Capello?ENG wind 0-1WTF they play in Barcelona?
England will play like shit, score a dodgy goal, then score 3 in the last 20 minutes to save face with a "respectable" scoreline.
England will go in 1-0 up at half time and end up winning 3-0.
>>316727BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWnot even nationwide is on there side
Walcott is starting
James, Johnson, Lescott, Terry, A Cole, Walcott, Lampard, Barry, Downing, Rooney, DefoeI'd have Woodgate and Young instead of Lescott and Downing. Doesn't really matter though as Andorra are fucking awful
Oh God this is depressing
This is bad, even for England, but Andorra really are defending well and definitely deserve some credit for applying themselves well to their game plan.
45min separate us from yet another epic English failure.
Same old England.
This is dire.
If Bullard had started we wouldn't be in this mess. Fucking Capello getting our hopes up.
I don't know why he brought Bullard into the squad if he wasn't going to at least make the bench, it's not as though he's a young player who might benefit from the experience.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/sep/06/worldcup2010qualifiers.englandfootballteamLOL "Utter Shower and Shambles".
Joe Cole again. Surely that's his start on Wednesday.
England had 81% possession, and did nothing.
Cole scores within 3 minutes of being on.The rest of the team should be goddamn ashamed.
Cole grabs a second.
lol why didn't joe cole start?
well, that was a load of bollocks wasn't it.
highlight of the match was the england fans singing 'we hate setanta'
>>316767Called it.
>>317267lol'dAs a nation, I think England is close to giving up on the football team. The cricket side just beat South Africa 4-0 in a series while the Rugby Team have got to the last 2 Rugby World Cup finals, winning one. Meanwhile the last good match for England was the 5-1 against Germany and before that Euro 96.
Just wondering with the revelation that Carragher was never bothered when he played for England, whether that was just the tip of the iceberg and that most of the other players feel the same.
>>317267I thought they were singing that.
>>317304I know I am about done with England, the shitanta thing just seals the deal. If the players can't be bothered why should I?
>>317304Fuck yeah - for the rugby. I had epic nights on each final. Watch the last one on a tv in an all day concert with my mates, randoms and a bouncer.As for the football... No plans for final daaaay. Stay in bed. Drift away...
>>317330It's coming home, keep the faith
>>317346*runs off to Football Manager to start a new England save... *Fuck yes we won Euro 2008!
"I was not happy with JOE COLE and Wayne Rooney"
>>317428Fuck me this man is an idiot.
>>317428HUH? what the fuck about your non-existent midfielders Frank Lampard and Gareth Barry?Stupid fucking italian.
>>317428Well to be fair he meant he wanted them to get in the box more.Still, he's sure earning his £6m a year, huh?
>>317473Rooney is understandable, but Joe Cole is a winger - mid-left field is his job.
>>317480no passion. needs more people like Hargreaves and what Rooney was like when he first played for England. better still we need someone with passion like Wrighty.
>>317580oh and were either going to up our game exponentially for the Croatia game, that or we crash and burn with the tabloids blaming everyone except the under-motivated over paid wankers on the pitch.
>>317580I know he's the thing of ridicule at the moment but.. Paul Ince.Paul Ince in an England shirt.
>>317598in-fucking-deed
>>317580This. I'd rather have a so called "less talented player" who would give 100% than wankers like Gerrard and Rooney who just phone it in.
Dear Fabio Capello,Please stick Heskey and Owen up front.Thanks in advance,Anonymous.
>>317636damn right. a team of passionate mid-table players, that actually have a chance to train longer than a week together, would in play better than the team of individuals we have a the moment.also a Honourable mention must got to Becks here say what you want about the man being past it but my god when he pulls on an England top he always gives 110%.
Those kids at Villa should be moved up fast. Young, Abonglahor J. Cole and Walcott could cause serious trouble up front.
It was a good result, it is not always easy in games of this matter. All due respect should be given to Andorra. It's good to have three points on the table and we are on course for our aim of a semi-final at the next world cup.In the mean time respect your referees: http://www.thefa.com/RespectFilm/