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Anonymous
I went to a Temple basketball game in North Philadelphia. If you've never been to North Philadelphia, it's a lot like East St. Louis. Or Washington DC. Or Oakland, California.
Well, as I'm walking in, Temple's Women's Fencing team was selling fifty-fifty tickets, and the first girl I see was TEH HAWT. Soooo, I slide on up and start trying to put the moves on this fencer chick, but she was having none of it. So I bought my ticket and slumped off to my seat.
Four beers later they announce the winning fifty-fifty ticket and I won! So at half they take me to midcourt and, in front of the entire building, hand me an envelope filled with a thousand dollars. In cash. In the middle of North Philadelphia.
I get back to my seat, and they two guys I'm with tell me I can't walk back to the car with them, I have to go alone.
I did make it back to the car safely, but it was an anxious walk.
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