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Anonymous
WTF is this shit?
>> Anonymous
a popcicle
>> Britfag !jWSo/fsQl6
That, good sir, is a fine piece of willow in the form of a cricket bat.
A truly great sport, I do love my cricket. I spent 5 days staying awake till 5am to watch England beat New Zealand, but thanks to those wacky sub-continental time zones play didn't start till 9:30pm.

Fuck yeah cricket.
>> Anonymous
Is it true that cricket can last 7 days and still end in a tie. If so cricket is officially a fag event
>> Anonymous
>>45886

american by any chance? don't you guys think anything that can possibly end in a tie is a fag event?

and for the record, no it's 5 days.
>> Anonymous
>>45889
ITT: We defend fag sports
>> Britfag !jWSo/fsQl6
>>45886
There are essentially two formats. One Day Matches and Test Matches. Test matches can be scheduled for 4 days, but are usually 5.
A tie is usually achieved if one team is well on the way to victory while the second team is not in a position to win, ie they need 1000 runs with only 3 players left. The team losing will in this case, play for a draw, that is to focus on survival instead of victory.
Tie>Losing.
>> Anonymous
If I'm going to do something for 7 days and only tie, it better involve SEX.
>> Britfag !jWSo/fsQl6
>>45907

Play cricket then, since it only ever lasts 5 days you have 48 hours to have sex with whoever you want.

Problem solved.
>> Anonymous
You've got red on you
>> Anonymous
>>45917
>> Anonymous
You've got to understand what a crumpet is, to understand cricket.
>> Anonymous
It's a Zombie Defense Machine.

Which is not (yet) a sport.
>> Anonymous
>>45889

yup, exactly.

What are you supposed to do when you have 15 beers in you and the game ties.