Hey /sp/, what the fuck kind of name is Plaxico? ITT: Other bullshit names.
CADILLAC Williams.
pacman
Ibeatstripper Jones
>>35805nickname, his real name is carnell
Tiger
melky cabrera
>>35809Still a dumb name.
COCO
Dick Trickle
Bake McBride is the opposite of bullshit names. There is not one syllable of this name that is not useful.
Irina SLUTSKAYA
>>35814
>>35813he's a nig, of course he'd have a stupid name.
Ronde Barber.
Jerametrius Butleris a CB for St. Louis, but seriously Jerametrius? WTF what a hood rat name
Tom Brady. Since 18-1 anyone carrying that name looks like a faggot.
mookie wilson
>>35876It's alright, because I still suck his dick every night.
>>35962Mookie Blaylock
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>>35978pig disgusting
Placido Polonco
Wait, if Plaxico is a reciever, why is he #17?
>>36108good question
>>36076his first name is richardhes known as dick butkushes probably the best linebacker the bears have ever had. weird name....ehh its a last name so "weird" is questionable
>>36108because the leauge decided to let keychawn johnson wear #19 because the jets had all the 80 numbers taken up. then when he was traded he wanted to keep it, so the league said awright, here other wide recievers, you get numbers in the 10's as well
D'Brickashaw is the pinnacle of bullshit names.
>>36076Dick was a pretty normal name back then. People didn't use it the same way they do now. Everyone named Richard was known as Dick for short. Nothing weird there.
>>36088pig homosexualMelky Cabrera
>>36137no i just come from /a/
>>36108When he came to the Giants, 80 was taken so he choose the # of the day of his contract signing, but Feagles already had 17. So Feagles, being the smart punter that he is, gave Plaxico the number in exchange for an all expense paid trip for his family
Dick Pole, meet Lucious Pusey.http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900
See also Misty Hyman
Coco Crisp
I know this is mostly first names but De'Cody Fagg
DJ StrawberryGame; Set; Match
>>36108In football, any number except 50's, 60's and 70's are eligible receiver numbers. Lower-end numbers are usually kickers and QB's, but every once in a while you get one of the newfags that do it wrong...
>>36383I thought WR's could only be 10's and 80'sAt least only in the NFL, ther are a lot less limits in college.
Hulk Hogan
>>36416his name is terry boleafamousfolk.comyoud be surprised how many famous people just have "stage names"this isnt even a complete list
Nigger McPunchesPeopleInTheFaceForAbsolutelyNoReasonAtAllInfactTheGuyWasWhiteSoItCouldHaveBeenAHateCrime
Randall Gay
RUDY GAY
Anyone said Coco Crisp yet? I'm too fucking lazy to check all your lame posts.
>>36604Do we have an appropriate pic in /sp/ for someone that is slow?
>>36628
Perfection Harris
There was a RB on /cle/ about 5 years ago named Ben Gay.
Chauncey Billups
Toby Oshitola
>>36076Dick Butkus.
Harry Colon
Peerless PriceI heard an interview with his mom and let's just say niggers.
>>35807Goddammit, I LIKE that name Pacman!>>36112I had a deep discussion with some friends about how the name Dick Butkus could have been used as a tool to harden the fellow up to be a mean-ass linebacker. We all thought at school, there'd be people saying "look, it's Dick Butkus! GET HIM!" and he'd either be beat up or laughed at. Good psychological training.
>>36888So you and your friends came up with the plot to "A Boy Named Sue."
>>36898Thank you anon.
>>36888I'm pretty sure he went by Richard, Richie, Rich or something like that in school. Dick is an old person name.
Sidney Crosby.It's a fucking girls name.inb4 flyerfag haters
>>37006i think you mean ib4 any penguins fansbecause no one outside pittsurgh likes niggerlips.
Madison Hedgecock
>>37028Yeah, you're right. I forgot only Penguinfags like that faggot.
I'l add to Ronde Barber, and say what's up with the naming of his twin brother Tiki? Their parents had to choose two names when they were born, but why those two? Tiki is not a name. It's a decoration.
>>37006It's only fitting.
Cam Cameron
Chubby Cox, Dick Trickle, Johnny Dickshot, Dick Butkus, Assol Slivets, Ron Tugnutt, Irina Slutskaya, Jarri, Kurri.Those are the filthiest names of professional athletes.Ron Tugnutt was my goalie coach in like 2004. He's a good guy.
>>38014Jarri Kurri* I think.
Gregor Fucka
lol
>>38827you can't be serious
>>38827What a headling! Where's Jay Leno when you need him?
Fui Fui Moi MoiHe's wearing the blue and gold.
Djemba-Djemba
Rube Boumtje Boumtje
Nene./thread
Milton BradleySomeone had bad parents.
Papa Bouba Diop
Longar Longar
kaka
I don't think nicknames count.
Mamadou Diene