So, /sp/, give me your best sports oxymorons.I'll start:Detroit Lions Bandwagon
ANYTHING INVOLVING 'CLEVELAND' AND SUCCESS, OR EVEN MEDIOCRITY.
>Atlanta Falcons Dynasty
Undefeated New England Patriots
Retired Brett Favre
"New England" and "Not Cheating"
JR Rider, model citizen.
Baron Davis Loyalty
World Champion Philadelphia Eagles
classy Yankees fan
PETA Chairman Michael Vick
Straight Boston Fan
Pac-10 Powerhouse
longtime follower of the Tampa Bay Rays
A friend of mine selected the Lions as his new team to cheer for based on their reputation. He couldn't pick a team that had won a Superbowl in his lifetime (22 years), narrowing it down to two teams. Turned out a guy he hated cheered for the other, so now he's a Lions fan.inb4 cool story bro.
Classy Sean Avery
Upright Sidney Crosby
Loyal Nick Saban
Legit College Football Champion
19-0 Patriots
Triangle Defense.Seriously?
Humble Bostonfag
>>462174There's more than just 2 teams that haven't won the superbowl the past 22 years. I'm not looking it up, but Lions, Cards, Chiefs, JEST etc...
a fair calling FIA
>>462199I think he picked based on location too, narrowing it down to just the 2. Detroit's near Southern Ontario so the other is probably nearby somewhere too (not Argos).To be honest I know shit about football so I couldn't tell you, just thought his logic for picking the Lions was pretty jokes.
non-troll tripfag
>>462210REPORTEDb& b& b&
Oklahoma winning a Bowl Game
Deceased Al Davis
al davis in the flesh
>>462199Lol Browns, Bengals, Seahawks, Eagles, Panthers, Saints, Falcons, Vikings, Chargers, Texans, Jaguars, Titans/Oilers, lolBills.
> .500 Lions
quality sec football
Braylon Edwards, All-Pro Receiver.
New Orleans Saints win streak.
Jacksonville Jaguars Season Ticket Waiting List
Unpredictable Seattle Seahawks.
19-0 pats
Zero Saved by Zero on Sundays.
MMB loyalty
Micheal Vick, PETA member.
Buffalo Bills, Super Bowl ChampionsBuffalo Sabres, Stanley Cup Champions
valuable teammate Jeremy Shockey
>>462306BUT
Peter Angelos, MLB Owner of the Year
Adrian Peterson, Overrated.
a good bears offensive coordinator.
>>462365Seconded.
World Champion Chicago Cubs;_;
>>462147>>462156>>462168It's coming.
>>462306He is a All-Pro, dumb ass.
T.O. writing children's book teaching kids to share.
Ryan Grant, Obese
>>462446>Atlanta Falcons Dynasty
Travis Henry, abstinence educator
Eli Manning, IQ above 70
>>462462His IQ may not be over 70, but his Quarterback Rating sure as hell is. We don't pay him to be smart.
Conservative, manage the tempo Rex Grossman
Rax Grissman, Savior of Mankind
Rex Grossman, tamer of mythical beasts
>>462490>>462491But Rax is both of those things
>>462449
>>462504Rax does not tame mythical beasts...he UNLEASHES them
attractive Steelers fan
>>462518>>462543Same fag knows shit about football.He went to the Pro Bowl last year.