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ITT: Imagine your a famous athlete. What sport do you see yourself playing?

For me, its Soccer, I use the American name to avoid confusion....
>> Anonymous
Wrestling, but not the fucking freestyle rules.
>> Anonymous
I am the greatest hitter in baseball history. I am also a Cy Young pitcher. When I'm not pitching, I play shortstop or second base.
>> Anonymous
dressage
>> Anonymous
fuck off AmeriKKKan


You're losing prestige to the chinks, how pathetic is that?
>> Anonymous
Ping Pong. Im the 5 Time Ping Pong Gold medalist.
>> Anonymous
>>253148

Did you post in the wrong thread Eurofag?
>> Anonymous
>>253148
not pathetic at all, because the sport is boring and it sucks and only unevolved animals care about it
>> Anonymous
>>253142
>ITT: Imagine your a
Stopped reading right there.
>> Anonymous
I'm a nigra who jump, run and shit with an orange ball. I'm a pretty cool guy and doesnt affraid of anything.
>> Anonymous
I am a famous female gymnast and legions of basement dwellers fap to pictures of me doing splits.
>> Anonymous
I'm a douchebag ugly as fuck who win 6 gold medals and amerifags are proud of me.
>> Anonymous
professional baseball player. I would play second base and be hitting over .400 and I would be a starting pitcher as well.
>> Anonymous
>>253182
lol someones jealous of phelps

$10 says he's a lot better looking than you are
>> Anonymous
I would be a switch-hitting, switch-throwing, switch-gendered power-hitting baseball player who plays first base and pitches a perfect game to become the best baseball player, EVAR! I hit over 9000 home runs and own a career batting average of .400! I'd also be making hundreds of millions of dollars per year, thanks to my agent trustee Scott Borat, just because of how special I am!
>> Anonymous
Quite possibly the best goalkeeper in the universe.
>> Anonymous
I'm a nigger. Any moar explanations here?
>> Anonymous
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Badminton
>> Anonymous
>>253269
I'm a canuckifag! Any moar explanations?
>> Anonymous
>>253269
I'm a Chinese American

I feel so torn apart.
>> Anonymous
TENNIS.
>> Anonymous
I want to play in the NFL. But if I want more money and fame I would play in the NBA
>> Anonymous
Soccer would be the logical choice moneywise,

but there is shitload of money to be had at golfing aswell, plus you can dress smart while you're at it.

How about a soccer player that plays professional golf on the side?
>> Anonymous
>>253142
>I use the American name to avoid confusion....

but soccer comes from the brits...
>> Anonymous
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triple jump. I just like it. and you don't have to be a nigger to be good at it!
>> Anonymous
>>254750

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>> Anonymous
>>256156
the word 'soccer' comes from the brits. There's nothing American about it.
>> Anonymous
Soccer, worlds best sweeper who runs the play on offense
>> Anonymous
>>258052
I always thought we made it sense they bitch at us all the time that it's called football
>> Anonymous
Goalie in the NHL.
>> Anonymous
>>258087
It comes from the words 'Association Football' the proper name of the sport