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What would happen if they made sweet American love?
>> Anonymous
Phelp's genes would be diluted.
>> Anonymous
Their offspring would be perfect. Just perfect.
>> Anonymous
I'm pretty sure Phelps' cock would destroy that little girl
>> Anonymous
78 gold medals
>> Anonymous
Phelp's cock vs. Shawn's thighs would be the battle of the century.
>> Anonymous
>>256004
>> Anonymous
>>255985
Is that Sacramone? If so, not even Phelp's genes will save the child from becoming a massive failure.
>> Anonymous
>>256019
>Is that Sacramone?

fail
>> Anonymous
A silver medalist, that's a bit below him don't you think.
>> Anonymous
>>256019

lrn2Shawn
>> Anonymous
100m butterfly vaults
>> Anonymous
>>256029
lol'd
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>256019
You serious? anyway Sacramone should wordfilter to epic fail girl.
>> Anonymous
>>256019
that's not sacramone
>> Anonymous
Someone shop Nastia into that picture. Whether you replace Shawn or Michael is up to the poster's discretion because either way its epic win.
>> Anonymous
>>256031
>>256011
>>256025
Oh. Well I guess Shawn's alright.
>> Anonymous
Irony of course being, that their offspring would be too short and stocky to swim well yet too tall and awkward to do gymnastics well. Lol
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>> Anonymous
>>256059

Diving.
>> Anonymous
Ehh, Katie Hoff would produce better offspring.
>> Anonymous
>>256066

Hadn't thought of that...

Oh well. Watch Phelps be gay or something. Probably for Lochte.
>> Anonymous
>>256063
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>> Anonymous
>>256079, see>>256017
>> Anonymous
I lol'd best olympics ever.
>> Anonymous
>>256025

Shawn is ugly as shit, sacramone is where its at.
>> Anonymous
>>256117

You're right Sacramone is goddamn beau-OH SH-!

Sorry, i fell.
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>> Anonymous
.01 second backflips.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
the heavens would open up and angels would come down and officially declare the US to be the only nation loved by God (as if we needed any more evidence for that)
>> Anonymous
It'd be like how Yao Ming's parents created a baseball machine.

Shawn and Michael would great the ultimate Swimnastic superstar
>> Anonymous
>>256004
Wrong. Infact her highly trained gymnast body would be the only mortal body capable of taking it.
>> Anonymous
A guy dude could take phelps cock no problem.
>> Anonymous
>>256238

Swimnastics?

Sounds like diving.
>> Anonymous
Phelp's cock isn't bigger than the average.
>> Anonymous
>>256259
no no.. Michael Shawn Phelps will be able to do backflips on top of water without going under
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>> Anonymous
>>256268

No, sir.

Their child wouldn't just walk on water.

He'd do fucking floor exercises on it.
>> Anonymous
>>256268
Basically Jesus will be born again
>> Anonymous
>>256277
Their kid would be the combination of Jesus, and a dolphin
>> Anonymous
God....poor Lazlo repeatedly and now Cavic....someone start the suicide watch already...
>> Anonymous
>>255985

He'd go to prison.
>> Anonymous
>>256306
Michael Phelps is immune from prison.
>> Anonymous
I'd pay to see this
>> Anonymous
>>255985
If I kidnap Shaw, will Phelps be able to find me?
>> Anonymous
Dude... he can get head from her standing up.
>> Anonymous
>>256848

And he can get a gold medal for it.
>> Anonymous
Wait a sec...look at Phelps' left arm (right side arm to us), specifically how it bends...wtf?

warning: you will never unsee it
>> Anonymous
>>257148

I think thats just a killer tricep
>> Anonymous
>>257148
angle of the picture gives off that illusion.
>> Anonymous
>>257148

he has a ridiculously long torso, that's just perspective coming into play from him leaning toward the camera and having totally ripped triceps
>> Anonymous
You know, I'm still contemplating whether I would hit that. Shawn Johnson, I mean.
>> Anonymous
>>257325
I'd hit both of them. Preferably at once
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