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Anonymous
Grand Slam Sunday is coming up, how does /sp/ think it will end?

Manchester 1 - 3 Liverpool(Torres hat-trick, CR7 fails to deliver)

Chelsea 2 - 1 Arsenal (if Van Persie plays, he gets injured after 2 minutes)
>> Anonymous
I got Liverpool
>> Anonymous
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I'd like to see a little more of this magic again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alQfD2MqyRw&

Chelsea to win 2-0, Liverpool to win 1-0.

Pic related.
>> Anonymous
United 1-0
and
Draw
>> Anonymous
Liverpool and Chelsea will win.
>> Anonymous
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Liverpool to beat the mancs
>> Anonymous
please stop this "grand slam" shit. It was crap in december, and it's crap now. I bet scudamore made the "big 4" play each other on the same day to get MOAR MONEY
>> Anonymous
Both games will end 0-0.
>> Anonymous
>>39908
Of course the fixtures are fixed to have it like this. No one would ever disagree with that. But you can't have Ford's Grand Slam Super Sunday featuring Man City vs Everton, Fulham vs Spurs.
>> Anonymous
>>39933

Liverpool v Everton
Spurs v Chelsea
Man U v Man City

see that's THREE epic derbies already
>> Anonymous
Isn't Spurs-Arsenal bigger than Spurs-Chelsea?
>> Anonymous
>>39898
gb2/liv/ scousefag

I expect both games to end in draws. These big matches are always boring because both sides are focused on not giving the opposition any space instead of playing their regular passing games.
>> Anonymous
>>39935
i would think
>> Anonymous
Why doesn't Chelsea play Ballack more? Maybe then they could achieve great success.
>> Anonymous
>>39942
Why don't they play Sheva? He's still way better than that lightweight Kalou.
>> Anonymous
Grant is obviously a fan of Negroes.
>> Anonymous
>>39938

doubtful, Man U needs to secure the Premiership, Arsenal has to settle things before the famous 3-matches in a row with Liverpool


Liverpool might just roll over so they can rest playes for the CL

HAHAHAH
>> Anonymous
Did anyone see Tottenham-Chelsea yesterday? I wish I did.
>> Anonymous
>>39955
>Arsenal has to settle things before the famous 3-matches in a row with Liverpool

Yeah, the main problem here being that Arsenal aren't as good as Chelsea, even at their best.
>> Anonymous
>Arsenal aren't as good as Chelsea
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
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Hey guise, how many goals will I add to my total of 33 this season?
>> Anonymous
>>39982

exactly one. Then Carragher will end your career with a retarded tackle, and not even get booked even though the ref is standing three feet away.
>> Anonymous
All four teams will lose.
>> Anonymous
>>40048
now thats just silly
>> Anonymous
Man Utd 2 - 0 Liverpool
Goals: Carrager 14', Hyypia 39'

Chelsea 1 - 2 Arsenal
Goals: Drogba 41', Fabregas 57', Gallas 91'
>> Anonymous
>>39982

Zero. Carra/Skrtel will stop your retarted shots. Then Gerrard will pass to Torres and LFC will win. Then you'll cry and cut yourself and die.
>> Anonymous
>>40070
That'd be hilarious... I'd love it! Especially if they were both awful back passes, not just dodgy they got the last touch wasn't head that way type of own goals.
>> Anonymous
United 1-2 Liverpool

Rooney 13', Torres 34', Gerrard 78'

Chelsea 1-3 Arsenal

Fabregas 24', J. Cole 30', Gallas 54', Adebayor 90'

All on the dot.
>> Anonymous
Man Utd 1-0 Liverpool
Chelsea 1-1 Arsenal (as ever)
>> Anonymous
>>40132
>Chelsea 1-3 Arsenal

lol no more like

Chelsea 4 - 0 Arsenal
>> Anonymous
When's the last time Chelsea lost at home?

I support Arsenal but something tells me this we be a lot like the ass whipping ManU gave us. Arsenal are playing awful in the Prem. No reason to think they'll change their tune now.
>> Anonymous
Loserpool are playing great at the moment and indeed have the best form in the Prem atm. But coming Old Trafford, picking up three points, I think not.

United 1-0 YSB
>> Britannian Anonymous !4bbKDTSEQc
Man Utd 0-2 Liverpool
Torres 20', 75'

Arsenal 2-2 Chelski
Adebayor 18', Fabregas 25', Lampard (deflected) 70' Drogba 86'
>> Anonymous
>Lampard (deflected)
http://football.guardian.co.uk/theknowledge/story/0,,1924393,00.html
>> last 5 match stats bullshit Anonymous
Last time United and Liverpool drew was in 2005. Since then United have won the last 4 league, each time only scoring one goal. Liverpool have won an FA cup in-between 2-0.

The Chelsea/Arsenal match (of recent anyway) does end up in a draw more though. With two of the last five ending in a draw. Each having a home win in the last five as well. And of course the League Cup final of 2006/2007 where Chelsea beat Arsenal (albeit not exactly the strongest Arsenal side) goal goals to one in Cardiff. However Chelsea haven't beat "big four" opposition in the league since a home win over Liverpool on 2005.
>> Anonymous
>>40267
> none of the deflections came in his first two seasons at Stamford Bridge.
Enjoy your fat franks.
>> Anonymous
Liverpool to win 2-0, kuyt scoring, and crouch doing the robot dance ...

rio to break torres' legs, liverpool to win nothing this year
>> Anonymous
>>40339


this is a backwards way of saying "none of the above to happen" right?
>> Anonymous
Chelsea 0:1 Arsenal

first goal in the game wins it all

Man U. 1:2 Liverpool
>> Anonymous
Manchester 2 - 7 Liverpool

Chelsea 2 - 2 Arsenal
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>40490
>Manchester 2 - 7 Liverpool
all seven scored by crouch
>> Anonymous
Manchester United 1 - 1 Liverpool (Ronaldo, Gerrard)

Chelsea 2 - 0 Arsenal (J. Cole, Drogba)
>> Anonymous
>>40508
Most likely scenario.
>> Anonymous
Chelski's losing it a little so 2-1 to Arsenal, late Gallas winner.
and HOPEFULLY Manure 0-1 Liverpool. but I'm gonna see it as 1-1
>> Anonymous
I hope united lose and chelsea win to tighten up the title race a bit.
>> Anonymous
>>40559
gb2/lon/ Londonfags.
>> Anonymous
>>40650
Chelsea losing it a bit... lmao. What's going on at Arsenal then?
>> Anonymous
ITT wankers who know nothing about football
>> Anonymous
>>40715
So Arsenal isn't a London team? I know the players aren't English, but the team is.
>> Anonymous
fat spanish waiter to stun the whole of europe, beating manc scum 2-0
>> Anonymous
manure 0 - 8 LIVERPOOL

Chelsea 3 - 2 Arsenal
>> Anonymous
Not a sport.

reported.
>> Anonymous
>>41271
How do you expect to beat the CHAMPIONS by 8 goals when you lost to BARNSLEY?
>> Anonymous
>>41304
The Barnsley game was just a ruse. It means nothing.
>> Anonymous
Who else thinks fagnaldo will be completely anonymous against the mighty Liverpool just like he always is in big games?
>> Anonymous
>>41307
Yeah, Ronaldo will probably suck like he always does in the big games. That's ok though, because United have Darren Fletcher who is awesome in the big games.
>> Anonymous
>>41309
Not just big games, but pretty much every game against a team that doesn't suck. Fuck, he was eaten alive against Italy.
>> Anonymous
>>41314

yeah...Italy whomped'em good
>> Anonymous
>>41320
7-1
>> Anonymous
>>40070

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>41307
Seconding. He and Fagregas will choke the big one as always.
>> Anonymous
United home win, Chelsea draw.
>> Anonymous
>>41363
carrick dominated that game, ronaldo looked like he would any other day

and roma was horrible last year, that wasn't a big game. where was he against Milan? oh right GETTING OWNED BY KAKA
>> Anonymous
>>41507
3 first choice defenders were missing.
>> Anonymous
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Darren Fletcher will be MOTM tomorrow. He always come through on big occasions.
>> Anonymous
>>41609

He was shite against Bolton. My main worry is Ferdinand being out, Pique will need to have a good game, or will alternatively he play O'Shea in the centre, and Gerard on the right. Hargreaves obviously won't play in that position again.

Were still gonna do the scousers over tho. John O'Shea with a 30 yard screamer on 87 minutes ;)
>> Anonymous
>>41618
Keeper
2 of Hargreaves/Brown/Ferdinand/Pique, Vidic, Evra
Ronaldo Carrick Scholes Fletcher Giggs
Rooney

Subs: Anderson, Tevez, Saha, Defender, Keeper

There's no reason Hargreaves can't play right back again.
>> Anonymous
Come on Liverpool, we've been taking shit from the mancs for years, beat them now! If Houllier can do it, so can you, Rafa!
>> Anonymous
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>>41668
That's Monsieur Houllier to you! I'll have you know I'm national technical director of football for France these days.
>> Britannian Anonymous !4bbKDTSEQc
>>41670
He should be National Technical Director of Football for England. Then maybe we'd have sustainable crop of good to world class English players who could win us some things. Oh FA, you built a great stadium that broke the bank and then realised you had nothing but shite to put in it.

Anyway, come on Liverpool!
>> Anonymous
A great stadium that remains in a shite part of London and which is never full because of this shitty Club Wembley ticket scheme. It's fucking weak.
>> Anonymous
>>41673
Don't worry Capello will fix everything. Well except getting a decent keeper, might have to naturalise Almunia for that one.
>> Anonymous
Grand Slam Sunday

Traditionally shizz.
>> Anonymous
>>41680

more than 40 million people, and not one decent goalkeeper. kinda sad, really
>> Anonymous
>>41680
>>41746

The Man City keeper (Joe Hart or something like that) and Ben Foster are looking promising. They're never gonna be the worlds best, but they're better than Paul fucking Robinson and David James.
>> Anonymous
>>41522

Flying after getting brushed by Gattuso, appreciated by the Milan home crowd with a standing ovation.

If Manc put either Fletcher or O'Shea they might just won by some fluke goal to piss off the scousers.

Even though Chelsea haven't lost at home since the last year of Ranieri's tenure (April 2004 I think), really I want Grant out and just coach a shit club like Jubentus. I guess an Arsenal win is quite acceptable in this condition.

>>41823
I thought England never has problems with goalkeepers. With Banks, Shilton, and then Seaman they seemed like they didn't need any more goalkeepers for decades. Then came James...
>> Anonymous
>>41680

The FA should just spend millions on eugenics and try to breed the greatest keeper the world has ever known. All he knows is keeping. Nevermind going to school, he will be raised in a secret training bunker and will grow up to save England or something.
>> Anonymous
>>41880
all the while englang has another 30 years of of shit teams lol
>> Anonymous
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>>41890

You guys should have hire Scolari.

I am brazilian and can say he is scary good, specially with teams with low steem.
>> Anonymous
YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE,
CAN'T TAKE THE BALL OFF OF YOU,
YOU'VE GOT A HEAVENLY TOUCH,
YOU PASS LIKE SOUNESS TO RUSH,
AND WHEN WE'RE PISSED AT THE BARS,
WE THANK THE LORD THAT YOU'RE OURS,
YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE,
CAN'T TAKE THE BALL OFF OF YOU.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
STEVEN, STEVEN,
STEVEN GERRARD.

OH,
STEVEN, STEVEN,
STEVEN GERRARD

OH,
STEVEN, STEVEN,
STEVEN GERRARD

OH,
STEVEN, STEVEN,
STEVEN GEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRD

OH STEVEN GERRARD,
COZ HE HATES MAN U,
OH STEVEN GERRARD,
HE HATES THE BLUESHITE TOO,
OH STEVEN GERRARD,
YOU'RE A RED THROUGH AND THROUGH.

OH STEVEN GERRARD,
COZ HE HATES MAN U,
OH STEVEN GERRARD,
HE HATES THE BLUESHITE TOO,
OH STEVEN GERRARD,
YOU'RE A RED THROUGH AND THROUGH.
>> Anonymous
ALL ROUND THE FIELDS OF ANFIELD ROAD
WHERE ONCE WE WATCHED THE KING KENNY PLAY

STEVE HIGHWAY ON THE WING
WE HAD DREAMS AND SONG TO SING
OF THE GLORY ROUND THE FIELDS OF ANFIELD ROAD
>> Anonymous
>>41880


the answer is simple. Get the Barnsley keeper. He can stop ANYONE.

Barnsley <3
>> Anonymous
ITT Hopeful Chelsea fans.
>> Anonymous
HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT, HE PLAYS ON THE RIGHT, THAT BOY RONALDO MAKES TORRES LOOK SHITE
>> Anonymous
45 minutes bitches

Spocast better not start acting up
>> Anonymous
>>42055

Yeah srsly. DAMN DIRECTV FOR NOT INCLUDING SETANTA ON THEIR SPORTS PACKAGE!

Even though I'm a Gooner, I still wanna see the other games. They're just as critical as the Arsenal games so yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>39898

I'd be happy with that. Puts chelsea in a very good position to win the premiereship.

However I suspect Man U will win and Chelsea and Arsenal will draw handing them the title essentially.
>> Anonymous
Incidently the chances of having TWO grand slam sundays if the fixtures are picked randomly like they're supposed to be is something like 600:1

Fucking corrupt league
>> Anonymous
I hope for
Man Utd. 1-3 Liverpool
Chelsea 0-1 Arsenal

but

I bet it's going to be
Man Utd 2-2 Liverpool
Chelsea 2-1 Arsenal
>> Anonymous
His armband proved he was a red TORRES TORRES
You'll Never Walk Alone it said TORRES TORRES
We got the lad from sunny spain,
he gets the ball he'll score again
FERNANDO TORRES LIVERPOOLS NUMBER 9


NANANANANANANAN NANA
NANANANANANANAN NANA
NANANANANANANANAN
NANANANANANANA
FERNANDO TORRES LIVERPOOLS NUMBER 9
>> Anonymous
(To the song 'Aga-doo-doo-doo'

Anderson-son-son, he's better than Kleberson
Anderson-son-son, he's our midfield magician
On his left, on his right, to the Samba beat tonight,
He's the class, with the brass,
And he shits on Fabergas.
>> Anonymous
A mate of mine the other day said that he'd seen the Pelé. So I asked, "Who is he?" He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney. Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney. He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney. Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney.
>> Anonymous
>>42068

rooney is crap. With half decent marking he's taken out of the game.
>> Anonymous
NEMANJA OOOOO NEMANJA OOOOO

HE COMES FROM SERBIA

HE'LL FUCKING MURDER YA

NEMANJA OOOOO NEMANJA OOOOO

HE COMES FROM SERBIA

HE'LL FUCKING MURDER YA

Time to go to the Pub.
>> Anonymous
adebayor, adebayor
give him the ball
and he will score

SIMPLE.
>> Anonymous
What a great goal by Rooney!!!!

Goooooood bye liverpool
>> Anonymous
ON YOUR WAY MASCHERANO

ON YOUR FUCKING WAY.
>> Anonymous
I FUCKING LOL'D!!!!
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK LIVERPOOL


WAY TO FUCK US OVER

JUST FUCKING BEAT UNITED
>> Anonymous
>>42084
If i've learned anything from football it's that you can't depend on Liverpool do to any other team apart from Manchester united any favours, I mean come one they can't even help themselves most of the time.
>> Anonymous
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK YEA
FUCK YEA
FUCK YEA
>> Anonymous
3 - 0
>> Anonymous
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Hey guys guess who scored again?
>> Anonymous
YES!
YES!
YES!

Oh this is very swee
>> Anonymous
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Who DA MAN? who da MAN??

THAT RIGHT

NANI MOTHERFUCKERS!!1!!!

suck it!
>> Anonymous
ref ruined the game
>> Anonymous
Why do the Scousers have to be so crap just when you need them? FFS.
>> Anonymous
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>>42104
>> Anonymous
that was a fuckin awesome shot by Nani
>> Anonymous
Bennett with some more shocking decisions.

Ridiculous booking for Torres.

Would never have set Masch off like that.
>> Anonymous
And Reina. What a joke.
>> Anonymous
>>42109
Rio was booked for far less than that.
>> Anonymous
>>42109

mascherano was a complete retard for doing what he did regardless of how harsh the torres booking was.
>> Anonymous
>>42111

Ronaldo dived and wasn't booked at all. Little cunt.
>> Anonymous
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE

Well, apart from you Mascherano...
>> Anonymous
>>42097
34?
>> Anonymous
>>42112

Torres shouldn't have been booked, which makes mascherano's sending off even more lulzy.

Utd actually played pretty badly, some of our decision making in the final third was terrible, and Rooney needs to polish up on his finishing much more, his form in that respect is starting to worry me
>> Anonymous
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Hey guys what's going on in this thread?
>> Anonymous
we've got the best midfield in the world!
xabi alonso, momo sissoko
gerrard and mascherano-oh-oh!
>> Anonymous
>>42124


lmfao typical liverpool fan - cant take it ... 3-0 ! 3-0! THREEEE - NILLLLLLLLLLL
>> Anonymous
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>>42126

LOL HI!
>> Anonymous
Chelski and teh Gooners to draw would make a perfect day even better.
>> Anonymous
>>42128

Probably a typical Man U fan...
... Located in Asia somewhere no doubt.
>> Anonymous
>>42131

england actually son
>> Anonymous
>>42133
Probably South London or something.
>> Anonymous
C'MON ON THE ARSENAL

Chelsea, your home record ENDS TODAY
>> Anonymous
Mascherano is such an idiot. The decision to send him off was a good one, since dissent is a bookable offense. Players need to respect the decisions. Doesn't matter if Torres should have been booked or not.
>> Anonymous
Americans and Asians must all be happy today
>> Anonymous
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Guise? Did I epic fail?
>> Anonymous
>>42140


yes you fucking FUCK
I hope Rafa tells Skrtel to rape you on the bus till it reaches Anfield you idiotic twat, have you any idea what you've done? YOU GAVE THE LEAGUE TO THE MANCS! THAT IS BEYOND UNFORGIVABLE! anal rape to continue until end of season or we win in Moscow >:(
>> Anonymous
>>42140
Will make up for the lack of Cahill next, when you Loserpool lose to Everton.

Come on you Reds!!

Take me home... Take me home... To the place where I belong to Old Trafford see United take home United Road.
>> Anonymous
>>42154
You can't beat the big teams, so you have to worry about small teams missing their good players? I'm really not seeing how Liverpool is a great team, when they have to look for holes in small teams defenses.
>> Anonymous
>>42157


uh, Liverpool fans don't call their own team Loserpool...
>> Anonymous
>>42157
They're better than Arsenal.
>> Anonymous
Chelsea FTW.
>> Anonymous
>>42183
Chelski ftd
>> Anonymous
>>42068

Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
>> Anonymous
>>42188
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>> Anonymous
Arsenal is going to shock the world. I have inside info.
>> Anonymous
Sagna is down
>> Anonymous
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hay guise
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Chelsea boys we are here,
Chelsea boys we are here,
Wo ho, wo ho,
Chelsea boys we are here,
Sh*g your women and drink your beer,
Wo ho, wo ho wo
>> Anonymous
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
>> Anonymous
he did it again
>> Anonymous
2-1 CHELSEA
2-1 CHELSEA
2-1 CHELSEA
2-1 CHELSEA
2-1 CHELSEA
2-1 CHELSEA
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
OH SHIT nearly again
>> Anonymous
Carefree, wherever we may be
We are the famous CFC
And we don't give a fuck
Whoever you may be
'Cos we are the famous CFC
>> Anonymous
Jeez Arsenal is sucking
>> Anonymous
Arsenal out of the race imo.
>> Anonymous
IT'S ALL O-VAH
>> Anonymous
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Lol enjoy your misery arsenal!
>> Anonymous
WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOONERS GONE?

CHOKING ON DICK IS EASY IF YOU'RE ARSENAL.
>> Anonymous
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Gooners still in this. Dont write us off just yet.
>> Anonymous
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>>42235
We're right here motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
This azn Arse fan watching the game yelled about the first Drogba goal "It's fucking offside man!" again and again.

My response was "I didn't fucking see it" with a faux French accent.

Sweet.
>> Anonymous
>>42253
Hahahahaha Oh wow.

How funny of you.
Most Chelsea fans DONT see Drogba offsides.
Wow youre hilarious man.
>> Anonymous
>>42286

you have no clue what>>42253is talking about, do you
>> Anonymous
ARSENAL and LIVERPOOL lost, all is well in the world....
>> Anonymous
>>42286

If you're an Arse fan I'm really not sure. Let me rephrase it a bit.

>Arse
>"I didn't see it"
>French

If that's too hard for you, ask that voyeur yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>42328
I know what you mean retard. Any manager will defend his fucking team all right?