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If I had this for a day, I would...
>> Anonymous
EAT CAPTAIN CRUNCH OUT OF IT AND WATCH THE AUSTIN POWERS TRILOGY.
>> Anonymous
give it AIDS
>> Anonymous
Eat popcorn out of it at a movie theater.
>> Anonymous
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>>137748
Too late.
>> Anonymous
Drive around Pittsburgh with it tied to the roof of my car.
>> Anonymous
demolish the Igloo and suspend it over the ruins.
>> Anonymous
Take a shit in it.
>> Anonymous
>>137769
/thread
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>>137756
mmm delicious Lohan AIDS
>> Anonymous
>>137769
Red Kelly's kid beat you to it.

As for me, I'd take it to a bar and receive more ass than a toilet seat.
>> Anonymous
I would rope it to the top of my hummer that I stole, drive through the streets of Long Island with the Louis Armstrong song "It's been a Long, Long Time" blasting on repeat
>> Anonymous
Put a bunch of kitties in it and take a picture
>> Anonymous
I'd visit Sidney Crosby's house.
I'd visit Evgeni Malkin's house.
I'd visit Michel Therrien's house.
I'd visit Marc-André Fleury's house.
I'd visit Gary Bettman's house.
>> Anonymous
I'd sell it to the Russians
>> Anonymous
>>137974

http://www.ballhawk.com/stories/Stanley%20Cup.htm

I lol'd at Chelios doing this in a Chicago Bar
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Of course, I would drink Kool-Aid out of it!
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
It involves my penis.
>> Anonymous
2 girls

1 Cup
>> Anonymous
>>138604

Ok I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>138022

=(
>> Anonymous
I think I'ld beat someone to death with it.

That's original, right?
>> Anonymous
I'd etch my name onto it with a nail, and according to history, soon after get my name etched on it for real after winning it.

THEN I'd beat Crosby out of his wheelchair at the failure retirement home. I'd think about going after Tom Brady, but figure 18-1 is bad enough and leave.
>> Anonymous
>>139071
Like Ace Ventura, you'd probably be leaving with 7 championship ring imprints in your face.
>> Anonymous
>>139073
Impossible, Crosby has no championchip rings. In any case he's easy to defeat. Poke him in the chest and he'll go down as if he was hit by a car.
>> Anonymous
>>139107
>championchip
what is that?
>> Anonymous
>>139130
They're a new brand of potato chips Crosby has whored himself out to. He got sick of Messier monopolizing the chip ad market with his 'betcha can't eat just one' garbage.