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Anonymous
Sorry but diving, shooting, badminton, table tennis, trampoline, archery and sailing aren't sports. Only real sports count in the olympics.
>> Anonymous
good job troll, good job

also, USA FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
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>>288181
>> Anonymous
TROLL FUCKING ROCKS
>> sage sage
you allow gymnastic and swimming but disallow diving.

also sage
>> Anonymous
>>288187
Gymnastics requires strength and flexibility.

Diving requires you to jump off a high thing and point your hands straight down.
>> Anonymous
>>288187
Allowing gymnastics but discounting trampoline seems like even more of a stretch. I don't even get why trampoline is seperated from gymnastics in the first place.
>> Anonymous
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>>288187
>> GOLD IS ALL THAT MATTERS! !EayOYhPtwc
>>288181
well since you think Judo and Weightlifting are legit sports, add these events to America's and China's total and what do you have?

China - 21 Gold

USA - 18 Gold

CHINA WINS AGAIN!

ROFL MAO!
>> Anonymous
>>288195
She wins gold in the hippo-impersonation event.
>> Harchester United F.C.
>>288188

Have you ever watched diving? Apparently not.
>> Anonymous
>>288198
nobody cares.
>> Anonymous
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>>288216

she does
>> Anonymous
>>288187
>>you allow gymnastic and swimming but disallow diving.

Diving is only valid when Greg Louganis was winning Gold Medals for the US ... otherwise it doesnt count.
>> Anonymous
Any sport that is scored by judges shouldn't be an olympic sport.
>> GOLD IS ALL THAT MATTERS! !EayOYhPtwc
>>288223
Every sport has some form of judging. Even track and field and swimming needs judges to makes sure people don't false start or run/swim into other people's lanes.

Your moronic logic essentially just eliminated every fucking sport off of the face of the earth.
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oddly enough the /sp/azzes who care most about China's progress on the medal board are all from Canada and the UK. I apologize that the Australians are moving towards the US as being awesome while you all suck. Just cope, bitches.
>> Anonymous
Terrible troll is terrible and fail.
>> Anonymous
>>288226
"Scored by judges" not "contains judges." Reading comprehension ftw.
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>>288198
lol no

>>288226
Judges and referees aren't the same thing, idiot.
>> Anonymous
badminton is not a sport?
>> Anonymous
>>288259
If you put badminton in the olympics you might as well put horseshoes, bocce and red rover.
>> sage
LOL usa track and field LOL
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>>288264

USA! USA!
>> Anonymous
>>288264
Horseshoes was a demonstration event in previous olympics :X
>> Anonymous
pommel horse is the only real sport
>> Anonymous
>>288273
i want to fuck her. She could take a beating.
>> Harchester United F.C.
Chinese cheating again, this time in Taekwandoe.
>> Anonymous
>>288264
you would not last one game with a professional badminton player
>> Anonymous
>>288315
You would not last one game with a professional chessplayer, bocce player, horseshoes player, WoW player, CoD4 player, speedreader, computer programmer, speedtyper, etc.

It doesn't make them sports.
>> Anonymous
lol biggest butthurt thread I've seen yet
>> Anonymous
>>288376

>>288275
>> Anonymous
>>288376
I mean, as in, you would be so exhausted you'd have to retire after one game
>> Anonymous
>>288181

>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW we r just #2 BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>288396
btw the shuttlecock can travel at up to 200+ miles per hour
>> Anonymous
>>288396
No I wouldn't. Badminton is a children's game and isn't strenuous in the least.
>> Anonymous
>>288397
>I suck at trolling so Ill just post BAAWWWWWW and declare victory over the internet.

good luck with that
>> Anonymous
>>288400
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badminton#Comparisons_of_speed_and_athletic_requirements

There is a strong case for arguing that badminton is more physically demanding than tennis, but such comparisons are difficult to make objectively due to the differing demands of the games. Some informal studies suggest that badminton players require much greater aerobic stamina than tennis players, but this has not been the subject of rigorous research.[24]

A more balanced approach suggests the following comparisons, although these also are subject to dispute:

* Badminton, especially singles, requires substantially greater aerobic stamina than tennis; the level of aerobic stamina required by badminton singles is similar to squash singles, although squash may have slightly higher aerobic requirements.
* Tennis requires slightly greater upper body strength than badminton.
* Badminton requires much greater leg strength than tennis, and badminton men's doubles probably requires much greater leg strength than any other racket sport due to the demands of performing multiple consecutive jumping smashes.
* Badminton requires much greater explosive athleticism than tennis and somewhat greater than squash, with players required to jump for height or distance.
* Badminton requires significantly faster reaction times than either tennis or squash, although table tennis may require even faster reaction times. The fastest reactions in badminton are required in men's doubles, when returning a powerful smash.
>> Anonymous
>>288397
>>hurf derf
>> Anonymous
>>288405
You fail for linking to TOW to prove a point. Ill just go edit the page and prove you wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>288410
>TOW
gb2/ed/
>> Anonymous
>>288405
Nothing sourced just a bunch of some badminton player's ramblings. Still not a sport.
>> Anonymous
>>288414
http://bjsm.bmj.com/cgi/content/abstract/29/3/153
Maximum mean (s.d.) heart rate data (187(8) beats.min-1) and blood lactate values (10.4(2.9) mmol.l-1) in this study showed that players were under maximal load during the field test. From the testing data, it seems reasonable to speculate that the intensity of level 3 (20 light pulses.min-1; 3.0 s.pulse-1) and level 4 (22 light pulses.min-1; 2.7 s.pulse-1) simulates the requirement of actual games energy expenditure of the Hong Kong badminton players exercising at close to their anaerobic threshold.
>> Anonymous
>trampoline
WAT
>> Anonymous
>>288181
hey guys..just let the troll be a troll.
you cant change his mind, let him think what he wants to think even tho the ioc allows those "non sports" to be sports in the olympics, whatever.
>> Anonymous
>>288412
What are you, retarded?
>> Anonymous
>>288181
poor USfag get over it - you lost Olympic and all your lies want help - world laughs about your puny attempt to blandish your utter fail, lol
>> Anonymous
>>288459
You still suck at trolling. Europe takes the gold for fail.
>> Anonymous
>>288181
is butthurt
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>>288181
Both still suck at the first and real sport of physical strength and speed
>> Anonymous
Yes China now 48 Gold, 17 more then USfags lol
>> Anonymous
>>288459blandish?

That's not even a FUCKING WORD.
>> Anonymous
>>288486
blandish

verb

1. To persuade or try to persuade by gentle persistent urging or flattery

2. To compliment excessively and ingratiatingly
it is a word but I don't think he used it right
>> Anonymous
>>288486
lo fail in Olympic and in Pisa? POor USfag
>> Anonymous
ITT: Butthurt Amerikkkans.
>> Anonymous
china gonna get another gold in fifteen minutes
>> Anonymous
>>288530
There are no Amerifags posting ITT. Just trolls and delusional Eurotrash.
>> Anonymous
Total medals is all that matters....
>> Anonymous
>>288582
Fuck yeah. I'd take 101 bronze medals, over 100 golds, any day of the week.
>> Anonymous
>>288582
troll

>>288601
eurotrash
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>> Anonymous
i don't know why people think silver and bronze medals don't count

IF YOU AIN'T NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD, YOU'RE NOBODY!!
>> Anonymous
>>288649
Well yeah, so what was the point of posting that first sentence?
>> Anonymous
3/10
>> Anonymous
>> Gymnastics requires biased judges.

Fixed.
>> Anonymous
>> There is a strong case for arguing that badminton is more physically gay-assed than tennis

Also fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>288223
This man speaks the truth.
>> Anonymous
>>288223

win. i competed in a judged sport for 10 years & all i have to say is fuck that shit.
>> Anonymous
swimming is not a real sport faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>288979
Neither is 2/3 of the olympics but who gives a shit?
>> Anonymous
ITT: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CHINA OWNS AMERIFAG ASSES BAWWWWWWWW