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Rangers v Penguins Anonymous
lets go rangers!
>> Anonymous
I'm gonna keep this one bumped because the OP's post didn't make him look like a retarded fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>81176
whats the diff between one city full of retards and another?

philly = p'burg = asshole of america
>> Anonymous
F
U
C
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>> Anonymous
ruh roh!
>> Anonymous
LOL @ March of the Penguins comment on CBC. CLEVAR
>> Anonymous
...LOL YOU GUYS.

2-0 PARDON
>> Anonymous
LOL RANGERFAGS
>> Anonymous
I heard Jordan and Mark Staal's mother gets sick to her stomach watching her boys face each other. :P Personal series is perrrsonnalll.
>> Anonymous
lol if NY keeps missing chances like that, they FAIL.
>> Anonymous
>>81196
Whoa, wait, what?
What's she doing out of the kitchen?
>> Anonymous
Hossa's been taking notes from Crosby. Pathetic.
>> Anonymous
Jagr is a bigger vagina than a hundred Crosby's.
>> Anonymous
>>81200
husband gave permission cuz it's hockey, baby!
>> Anonymous
>>81203
Jagr's always been a crybaby.
>> Anonymous
>>81206
lol that was a pretty shitty dive. XD
>> Anonymous
unsportsmanlike conduct on penguins, diving

fucking pittsburg diving faggots lol
>> Anonymous
>>81210
I have problems with both teams. Pitt cuz they are so fucking talented they don't need to pull shit dives, and NY because everyone on it is so fucking chippy and a dick. AVERY No.1 but even Shanahan since coming to the Rangers has become a dick.
>> Anonymous
>>81215
yes, but dicks fuck pussies, and assholes
>> Anonymous
Rangers: HOW DO I TURNOVER PUCK? LOL
>> Anonymous
this better be a fucking goal


great game so far
>> Anonymous
>>81233
yeah, 1-1 now
>> Anonymous
>>81233
There is justice. the refs didn't screw us for once
>> Anonymous
NIGRA SCORES!
>> Anonymous
Rangers: How do I let nigger score?
>> Anonymous
>>81248
I dunno, lol. Plus take a penalty afterward. Moar liek how do I shot myself in foot?
>> Anonymous
>>81246
WTF!
not enough sports for nigra to excel at with extra leg muscle?
>> Anonymous
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HE LET A NIGGER SCORE ON HIM
>> Anonymous
Game OVAR
>> Anonymous
>>81250
it's like Chris Rock says. Prolly used his massive dick to shoot it in. SLAPSHOT, BIATCH!
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>81251
lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>81252
series ovar

fixed
>> Anonymous
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ????????
>> Anonymous
3-1 and still on PP. NY dead.
>> Anonymous
Rangers: How do I suck at NHL?
>> Anonymous
Listen to the MSG crowd now. I haven't seen New Yorkers this deader since 9/11.
>> Anonymous
I'm waiting for NY to get ultra chippy now. Like scrums after every stop in play, yapping and whatnot. Crybabies abound!
>> Anonymous
>>81259
TOO SOON! LMAO
>> Anonymous
Fucking Rangers.

But you know what, I'll be glad as hell when the Flyers stomp them in the Conference Finals.
>> Anonymous
>>81259
yeah, me neither, silent
>> Anonymous
lets go you fucking rangers!@
>> Anonymous
wow, about a minutes worth of a 5 on 3 and 3 minutes for 5 on 4 and the rangers couldn't get it in the back of the net...
>> Anonymous
Good lord the Rangers fucking suck.

And they just scored.
>> Anonymous
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
3-3 nao
>> Anonymous
OMFG
>> Anonymous
Oh snap
>> Anonymous
holy shi--
>> Anonymous
Fleury doesn't know what the fucks happening to him.

Keep the pressure on it almost went in 2 times.
>> Anonymous
AND GOMEZ CLANKS IT!! fuckin commentator on VS. Rangers are on such a roll right now it should be like 6-3 right now.
>> Anonymous
why didn't they fucking clear/ice it for a breather?
>> Anonymous
if Malkin misses the first 4, be sure he'll make the 5th
>> BenMac !M/pq0CZGPI
4-3, nooch
>> Anonymous
fuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkk

we'll come back again
>> Anonymous
Rangers need to stop being old and injured
>> Anonymous
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Soft goal is soft
>> Anonymous
what is the temperature in New York today?

is the ice bad or what? Why is the third period SO SLOW?
>> Anonymous
Christ, you people accuse the Pens' fans of bandwagoning, look at all the Rangerfags bailing on their team.
>> Anonymous
10 teams have gone 7-0 in the playoffs in history. 8 of which won the Cup. Think about that.
>> Anonymous
PENGUINS!!!!

Might as well just forfeit the last game Rangers cause your season is over
>> Anonymous
>>81404
Doesn't mean anything, the new NHL is rigged, and it's all orchestrated by Bettman to get his golden boy Crosby on the cup, since he's "the face of the new NHL".

Think about it. They've been seemingly unbeatable, notice how Sean Avery has REALLY toned it down, the Rangers seem despondent...Crosby hasn't been truly amazing, but he's all anyone can talk about.

Also think about the Winter Classic. The PENGUINS? And Crosby scoring the shootout goal? HMMMM.

It's a bunch of rigged bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>81407
Whatever this anon says is pure bullshit
>> Anonymous
>>81407

Thanks for stealing my conspiracy theory from last night or two nights ago
>> BenMac !M/pq0CZGPI
>>81407
Yeah, in fact they staged the Stanley Cup finals already in a warehouse in Houston Texas. I saw the tape.

Crosby scores the game winning shot in game 7 in the 3rd overtime. Completing his hat trick of course.
>> Anonymous
i find this so amusing, rangerfags bashing the pens then bailing on them when their team fails.
>> Anonymous
>>81416
In denial, I understand.
>> Anonymous
>>81429
are we supposed to be upset? at the end of the game, you still support a team that comes from the shittiest of shitholes, pittsburg

go get a pittsburg steamer from a whore with AIDS
>> Anonymous
>>81435
where the fuck is this "pittsburg" you speak of?

Where we're from is the most livable city in the country, look it up rangerfags
>> Anonymous
>>81435

Where is pittsburg? I'm from Pittsburgh. Weird how it's almost the same spelling, huh?
>> Anonymous
AMAZINGLY, CB has been a no-show
>> Anonymous
>>81435
this coming from the city next to new jersey and the city that has Harlem in it. bawwww my team is losing the series so I resort to saying pittsburgh has aids baaaaawwwwww, grow the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
even without winning the stanley cup, they're still the rangers, from new york

what is pittsburGH famous for? oh, thats right, white dirtbags that are as nasty as detroit niggers. congrats to you and your 'livable' city
>> Anonymous
>>81439

He's too busy jerking off to his naked pictures of Crosby.

He'll come here and say that "he was at the "bar" with his "friends". That was a good one.
>> Anonymous
>>81445
OH BAWW I'm going to try and divert the argument by attacking the opposing team's city because I know my team sucks and can't do shit
>> Anonymous
>>81453
no U
>> Anonymous
>>81445
>>81445
BUTTHURT
BUTTHURT
BUTTHURT
BUTTHURT
BUTTHURT
BUTTHURT
BUTTHURT
BUTTHURT
BUTTHURT
BUTTHURT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pussy
>> Anonymous
pittsburgh lol
>> Anonymous
Rangers suck
Avery is a faggot
Pens sweep 4-0
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>81407

You know you are a big butthurt faggot when you break out the, "THE LEAGUE IS RIGGED" excuse.

7 straight playoff victories.

5 goals on 17 shots.

Vezina Trophy?
>> Anonymous
>>81814
Way to only show up after the deed's been done, coward?
>> Anonymous
Last I saw, people were talking about MALKIN, since he's up for the Hart Trophy. Not Crosby. Who stepped in when Crosby was hurt? Malkin.

Sorry your shitty team has ZERO DEPTH and are fucked when Jagr can't be all 5 people on the ice.

Claim it's all rigged. Call it the "nothing but crosby" network. You can cry all you want, but you get old fucking players, and expect to be the Red Wings.

Red Wings you are not. Fags should just put in some Messier VHS tapes and masturbate to the good old days.
>> Anonymous
>>81821
*koff* not to imply that I don't hate the Pens with every fiber of my being, but the Red Wings aren't all old.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>81263

>But you know what, I'll be glad as hell when the Flyers stomp them in the Conference Finals.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You won't beat the Canadiens.

Get the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
>>81832
Since you don't seem to get it, let me explain.

Red wings signed OLDER players, aka Chelios.

Rangers signed OLDER players, aka Jagr, Straka.

Not the same kind of production from both old and young. Old guys for the rangers do all the work while the young guys fuck things up. The younger guys on the RedWings actually learn something from their captains.

Older players in captain positions (Jagr) isn't always a good thing. He didn't do shit in Pittsburgh without Mario, and he won't help the Rangers without someone to actually be the Captain.

He's a goal scorer, and nothing else.
>> Anonymous
>>81835

We'd be up 3-0 if they didn't get hosed.

Go back to masturbating to your man-child crosby, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>81846
bad analysis is bad

and the captaincy is given to the player with the best leadership qualities. It's obviously given to Jagr because he leads by example, working his ass off and picking up the slack for others. It's not his fault the organization sunk money into overachievers. The only other person I can think of that could wear the C is Shanahan.

And Jagr was nothing without Lemieux? gtfo.
>> Anonymous
BAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and BAAAAWWWWWW Rangers.

No dives (well, one by Hossa that he got called on), virtually no Crosby, and you guys still got owned ON YOUR HOME ICE. No fucking excuses now you faggots.

Oh, and I hope you all die. gb2golf
>> Anonymous
>>81846
They have old players on their team! Ergo ALL their players are old!
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>81865
>virtually no Crosby

Another 2 point game. He has so much talent he makes 2 points seem like a let-down.

This is an extremely talented team. They have been absolute beasts on special teams.
>> Anonymous
>>81869
Good luck on your masturbational fantasy getting the Conn Smythe when he can't even get one goal in a five-goal game.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
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>>81872

>Good luck on your masturbational fantasy getting the Conn Smythe when he can't even get one goal in a five-goal game.

So far Malkin is the clear front-runner for the Conn Smythe.
>> Anonymous
>>81865

The Jews who run the NHL rigged the game so their golden boy can get more advertisement contracts.

Pittsburgh is but a pawn in their game of global domination
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>>81869
Hat tricks are tricks of hat. Hat. Trick. Hats.
>> Anonymous
>>81874
Because that was what you've been predicting for the last several weeks, right?

Christ, your flip-flopping makes me sick.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>81877

It's close.

Crosby was slightly better against the Sens but Malkin has really dominated the Rangers.

I'm simply stating the facts.
>> Anonymous
>>81874

You're making less sense than you usually do, isn't it past your bed time? Gotta wake up early for your Sophomore year!
>> Anonymous
>>81878
Ooooh no no, you're not weaseling yourself out of this bullshit. All playoffs it's been CROSBY WINS THE CONN SMYTHE and *nothing* else, now the moment it's shown his individual performance is woefully inadequate given the immense amount of hype placed upon his head the moment he faces anything tougher than the 08 Senators and suddenly it's OH WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN THAT IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE MALKIN INSTEAD SORRY LOL.
>> Anonymous
>>81881
My god. He's a fairweather WITHIN HIS OWN FUCKING TEAM.
>> Anonymous
>>81881

He flip-flops more than John Kerry, he should look into getting into politics, he'd fit right in. He even has the intelligence for it.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
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>>81882

It's hard to have a favorite when choosing between the best two players in the league.
>> Anonymous
>>81886

Bullshit, it's you trying to weasel out of something, as usual, just so your "prediction" somehow came true.
>> Anonymous
>>81874So far Malkin is the clear front-runner for the Conn Smythe

Your ignorant bias is just so delightfully offensive, tripfag.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>81894

Bias? He is the playoff scoring leader and has only played 7 games.

He's been fucking dominant.
>> Anonymous
>>81896

You fucking nitwit. Briere has more goals, only one less point, has played against better teams, and isn't surrounded by superstars garned from years of sucking hard for high, first round draft picks.

Oh, that's right. Not a Penguins, he must suck.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>81907

>has played against better teams

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

The Caps were not better than the Rangers. God damn you are fucking stupid.

>Briere has more goals

He has also played 3 more games. Malkin still has more points.

7-0
>> Anonymous
>>81907

It's bad enough you're trying to convince the tripfag that his beat-off fantasies aren't coming true, but to try with a Flyer?

Oh LOL.

But it's currently Briere, Malkin, and Turco for play-off MVP.
>> Anonymous
>>81907
This man knows what he's talking about.
>> Anonymous
>>81912
No Osgood? Have you seen his numbers?
>> Anonymous
>>81916
5-0, 1.44 gaa, .938%
>> Anonymous
>>81911The Caps were not better than the Rangers

And the Senators weren't better than the Caps. Anything else?

>Malkin still has more points

He has more assists. Oh that's right, this tripfag confuses touching the puck for actual production. My bad.
>> Anonymous
>>81916

Osgood's played less games, and Turco has the "means more to his team" factor.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>81918

Fluery has better stats.

1.72 GAA, .940 SV%, SO 2, 7-0

>>81919

>Oh that's right, this tripfag confuses touching the puck for actual production.

Is this your first year watching hockey? Playmakers like Crosby and Malkin create goals with their passing ability.

That's why assists are counted. Keep baaawing, it only makes you look like a faggot casual fan.
>> Anonymous
Fleury means more to the Penguins than Malkin or Crosby or even both combined.

This tripfag is a fucking idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>81924
He hasn't played any teams! Ottawa is a fucking joke. Its okay though. You're an easternfag. Theres only high scoring games. No defense. Just wait till the finals. West will take it.

Malkin > Crosby.

End of story. Crosby dives.
>> Anonymous
>>81924

Just when you couldn't sound like anymore of an idiot, you start calling out others' "hockey cred".

Would you rather have a player with two more goals that have most definitely changed the scoreboard twice or a player with three more assists that may have changed the scoreboard anywhere from zero to three times?

Assists can be redundant. After so long of /sp/ pointing this out to you, it's hilarious you still can't wrap your pea brain around that concept.
>> Anonymous
>>81929
I'm just going to stop both with the tripfag. He's obviously one sided.
>> Anonymous
>>81924it only makes you look like a faggot casual fan

This coming from the tripfag that's already admitted he doesn't like the Penguins unless they're winning.
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OUCH MY SPLEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha


GO PENS(Get out your brooms Pittsburgh)
>> Purge 4725-7628-9925
Hay guys I saw "MY SPLEEEEEEN" on the front page and decided to pop in.

Wow, every board is in its own little world.

Ok I must go now, my planet needs me
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