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Michael Phelps was the most recent person to master alchemy. Turning water into gold.
>> Anonymous
>>253759


Gayest phrase of the month.
>> Anonymous
Water isnt a metal
>> Anonymous
That joke was horrible and you should feel bad OP.
>> Anonymous
>>253762
What did you expect? He's the new Chuck Norris.
>>253766
Not true. It is the hardest metal known to man.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps swam out of his mother's vagina in 4.5 seconds which is a world record. The previous world record was 5 seconds which was also set by Michael Phelps.
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
>>253772
Alright, I chuckled at this one.
>> Anonymous
>>253776
doesn't know how to sage properly
>> Anonymous
>>253772
loled
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Michael Phelps' penis doesn't shrink when he goes in the pool, it gets bigger.
>> Anonymous
>>253772
I am CONVINCED that that bitch of a mother had him genetically engineered or some shit.
The worst part... SHE HASN'T TOLD HIM YET!
This should be a Lifetime drama
>> Anonymous
>>253784
WOMAN: DAMN!
PHELPS: Well... I WAS in the pool.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps came out of his mother's womb before her water broke.
>> Anonymous
Every time Michael Phelps hits the water the world shakes for a second. Alicia Sacramone can vouch for this.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps ejaculates Lexus keys
>> Anonymous
>>253772

the only funny post.
>> Anonymous
On December 26th 2004 Michael Phelps was training in the Indian Ocean.
>> Anonymous
im sick of you amerifags jizzing all over yourselves about this phelps guy
>> Anonymous
>>253825

Good. I'm glad.
>> Anonymous
>>253834
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When they aired Michael Phelps on TV celebrating after winning the 4x100, the French surrendered to the US just to be on the safe side.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps once tried to swim as fast as he could. We now know this as the Manhattan project.
>> Anonymous
>>253851
I saw that live. I'm proud of myself.
>> Anonymous
Why do Americans always have to be so cheesy??
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>253897
It's a consequence of being the best loved by God
>> Anonymous
>>253909
you're thinking of the jews
>> Anonymous
There is no 'ctrl' button on Michael Phelp's computer. Phelps is always in control.
>> Anonymous
>>253927
no one likes jews, not even god.
>> Anonymous
the jews killed god so of course he doesn't like them
>> Anonymous
>>253927

why do you think he said america

its full of jews
>> Anonymous
>>253949
the holocaust might have been god's way of sending them that message
>> Anonymous
Even as a britfag, I can't but help cheer for Phelps.

This thread also made me groan.
>> Anonymous
Why is a Phelps thread about Jews?
>> Anonymous
>>253969
yeah. no thread should be about jews. they smell.
>> Anonymous
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Michael Phelps out. It failed miserably.
>> Anonymous
>>253772
>>253812
>>253932
Hilarious material right there, is that original?
Michael Phelps jokes could be a worthy successor to "Your Mom" and "That's what she said".
>> Anonymous
>>253991
LOL Rob Riggle thought it was the Wailing Wall.
>> Anonymous
>>253998
trolled by the daily show
>> Anonymous
The power generated by Michael Phelps' breast-strokes will power Beijing for the next 20 years.
>> Anonymous
>>253772
lol
>> Anonymous
>>254052
Whenever Phelps swims breast stroke in the Individual Medly, one woman, somewhere has an unexplained orgasm.
>> Anonymous
>>253772
>Michael Phelps swam out of his mother's vagina in 4.5 seconds which is a world record. The previous world record was 5 seconds which was also set by Michael Phelps.
quoted for funny
>> Anonymous
>>254614
although 10% of the time it's a man
>> Anonymous
He is obviously doped. Muscles kick in at the end? It's a new drug which they can't detect.
>> Anonymous
>>254639
The only drug that could possibly help in swimming involves increasing staying power, not muscles.

What Phelps does is completely dominate on the turns, and use the momentum from his turns to keep a steady pace that's only slightly slower than the other Olympians. Then in the last 50 he goes all out.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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>>254639
>muscles kick in at the end

wow...wow...
>> Anonymous
>>254647

...its only swimming
>> Anonymous
>>253772
>4.51

Fix'd