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Anonymous
lol amerikkka
>> Anonymous
well fuck i mean yall have to win something right
>> Anonymous
baseball
>> Anonymous
5 - 4 U.S.
>> Anonymous
well fuck guess yall lost damn
>> Anonymous
lol shitty double A players.
>> Anonymous
>>256161
Really? Fuck yes! I stopped watching after it was 0-4 Canada.
>> Anonymous
who the fuck keeps doing the oi oi oi chants, goddamnit australia isn't playing
>> Anonymous
lol at all the canuck cursing coming from the dugout.
THATS A BALLLK, FUCKIN HORSESHIT - RAAAAAGE!!!
>> Anonymous
>>256301

Haha, the NBC commentary for that is, "Canada calls for a balk. Loudly and rudely."
>> Anonymous
USA wins, Canada fails again.
>> Anonymous
Haha I heard "FUCK!" from the Canadian dugout as the Americans closed it for the win. Good comeback boys!
>> Anonymous
oh this was on tv? shit. i was watching on the website and there were no announcers, just mic'd dugouts apparently. lol canada wasn't pleased.
>> Anonymous
>>256305
LOL CANADA YOUR HOME AND HOPELESS LAND...
>> Anonymous
>>256320

I was watching it online, but there is textual commentary available from NBC with the expanded player. Mics in dugouts = massive lulz.
>> Anonymous
lolol Canada.

Also Canada has a player named "Stubby Clapp" lolwut?

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/CAN/Stubby+Clapp/244238;_ylt=At1aTy86XfNwbiUGBFgRQXESv5V4
>> Anonymous
>>256447
America has players with names like Coco Crisp, what's your point?
>> Anonymous
>>256451
>America has players with names like Coco Crisp, what's your point?

the point, our silly-named players are competent and good. Canada has silly-named athletes AND also trail Togo in the medal count. Fuck, if it snowed in Kenya and Benin, you wouldn't even be good at hockey.
>> Anonymous
>>256451

Obviously not their real names.

I'd rather have the nickname of "Coco' than "Stubby"

Also, LOL Canada.
>> Anonymous
>>256321

Say that in a few years when you come to us begging for water, and our response to you is "C'est quoi ca, water?"
>> Anonymous
>>256483
lol we'll just bomb and invade you if we want your water
>> Anonymous
self trolling at it's finest
>> Anonymous
>>256493
Good luck doing that when you're all already dead of thirst.
>> Anonymous
catnada asks ,i can haz medal?

http://www.nbcolympics.com/countries/country=CAN/medals/medalists/index.html
>> Anonymous
By then, our coast lines will be lined with offshore desalination plants and the fresh water will be flowing like wine.
>> Anonymous
>>256513
we have someone competing in a gold medal match in a few hours, so 'yes'
>> Anonymous
>>256513

lol

>Canada has not earned a medal at the Beijing Games.
>> Anonymous
>>256533
We are guaranteed one in womens wrestling, final match on Friday for gold so if we lose we have a silver atleast
>> Anonymous
>>256548
plus we have a good four or five medals locked up in rowing this weekend. Maybe also podium finish in triathlon if Simon Whitfield's bike dosen't fuck up again.
>> Anonymous
>>256555

so,no more making fun of canada? well...damit now what do we do?
>> Anonymous
>>256576
Make fun of Mexico, fucking duh
>> Anonymous
>>256586
Nah, they already got a bronze medal in diving.

Yes, even Mexico medaled before Canada.
>> Anonymous
>>256604
A month from now nobody is going to have the slightest recollection of when medals were won. In any case it's a non-factor now since Canada is guaranteed at least a silver.
>> Anonymous
>>256493

Yes you will. And I'm sure every other civilized country in the world will have no problem with that. Seriously, you go and bomb one of the most peaceful, resourceful and beloved countries on the planet and you think that no one else will care?


I'm not at all concerned though. When Americans stop sitting around waving their (made in China) flags in an act of undeniable patriotism,
you will realize that you've exhausted your natural resources, and your economy will be
non-existent because you've pissed it all away trying to keep those dirty,
filthy Mexicans, dreaming of a better life in a better country, from immigrating to
the US to find a job legally and pay taxes which stimulate your economy, that you won't be able to afford to invade Canada and its vast terrain of
valuable resources.
>> Anonymous
>>256625
Even as a Canadian I facepalmed. Dude, just shut up.
>> Anonymous
>>256636
Exactly, this is /sp/ , not /pol/
>>256625
GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>256515

I'm sure you will. But why don't you go look at the cost of desalination? If desalination was economically feasible, don't you think there would be a multitude of impoverished companies doing it?
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>> Anonymous
>>256636

Why did you facepalm? My argument is airtight. Prove me wrong.
>> Anonymous
People STILL care about the fucking Olympics? They're nothing but a pain in the ass. On the CBC in Canada, Arrested Development was aired every day at 5:30. It's been pushed back an hour because of the Olympics.

I'm done work at 5 every day. Just enough time to get home and watch AD. Now I miss it because of this pointless bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>256483

We own half of the great lakes, and when you pump water the level goes down throughout the lake so we can drain it all without even asking you
>> Anonymous
>>256695

Yeah, drinking from the Great Lakes is a FANTASTIC idea.
>> Anonymous
>>256662
troll troll is troll
>> Anonymous
>>256685

I know, right? I'm missing MASH because of this shit.
>> Anonymous
>>256685
>On the CBC in Canada, Arrested Development was aired every day at 5:30. It's been pushed back an hour because of the Olympics.

THOSE MONSTERS

>>256695
The amount of freshwater up in the territories and Quebec (lol) make the Great Lakes seem like peanuts.
>> Anonymous
>>256700

[citation needed]
>> Anonymous
>>256698

Yeah, all our beer and soda companies and a bunch of cities get their water from the lakes

They clean it first of course like all water is
>> Anonymous
>>256734
Speaking of which, I lol at how Coke and McDonalds and all these other shitty-for-you food and drink companies are the primary sponsors of the world's largest athletic event.
>> Anonymous
>>256685

Protip : Buy or Rent the DVDs.
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>>256766

I still enjoy watching TV the traditional way, despite having an HD-DVR.

Now, do you want me, or my collection of about 1500 CDs and about 700 DVDs, including several TV series (about a third of my collection show in this pic) to tell you where you can stick your fucking protip?
>> Anonymous
Oh, and also about 300-400 vinyls.
>> Anonymous
How Canada, how those medals coming?
>> Anonymous
>>256856
We have one coming in about an hour
>> Anonymous
>>256805

So, quit bitching that the CBC is delaying it when you can simply go and buy them. That's my point.
>> Anonymous
>>256870

The CBC is broadcasting Arrested Development in HD. As far as I know, Arrested Development hasn't been released on Blu-Ray yet.

I've stopped buying TV box sets, with the exception of Adult Swim cartoons, until the series' I want are released on Blu-Ray.
>> Anonymous
Still waiting for why>>256625is fail.
>> Anonymous
At least the Yankees in the olympics are winning games
>> Anonymous
>>256860
>We have one coming in about an hour

One whole medal? Will Canada create a holiday for it?
>> Anonymous
>>256963

Again, who cares about the fucking Olympics anymore?

Oh yeah! Americans! Instead of focusing on intellectual pursuits, Americans focus on being the best country at everything other than um... politics, economics, human rights, immigration, education, health care, welfare reform, the job market, ad nauseum.

How's this? After America sweeps the Olympics, which it will, why don't you go create a holiday about how great America is? You can even have a parade!

I think it would be absolutely fantastic if you held the parade along the US/Mexican border! You can show those dirty fucking fence hoppers that you won't allow hard working immigrants into your country that was founded on immigration!

"God" bless America, and "God" bless the Olympics!
>> Anonymous
>>256860
Just think, another 49 and you'll be caught up with us.

Grats on tying Togo and Tajikistan though.
>> Anonymous
Universal HD or one of those type channels has been airing daily Arrested Development episodes forever now, thread TL;DR but why exactly did the Canada-US baseball thread turn to politics and CBC again?!?
>> Anonymous
>>256984
u mad?
>> Anonymous
>>256984
That's actually a pretty damn good idea. Then we'll take our parade to every other country on the planet with tanks and planes. We'll bomb and burn everything until there's nothing left but the Mother Fucking United God Damn States, and then we'll hold the Olympics between ourselves and Mike Phelps. We'll still list every other country on the board, however of course they will win no medals and will all have big fat zeros next to their names.

Except Canada. Canada's name will be in bold and the zero will instead be a massive penis with balls hanging over a red maple leaf.
>> Anonymous
>>256986
>>256963
What can we say, unlike the US we have the confidence to give China a one-week head start...
>> Anonymous
>>256990

Because the thread was about the Olympics, a completely banal event. It turned to the CBC because I'm annoyed that it's interrupting my regular TV viewing habits.

And it turned to politics because there are a bunch of ignorant Yanks in this thread who are touting their imaginary superiority.

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
>>257016
It's only funny because it pisses everyone else off. They're so uptight about hating us they can't take a step back and laugh with us.

America has long since gone down the shitter and anyone of us that has honestly convinced themselves otherwise is batshit insane.
>> Anonymous
>>257016
>>257023
samefag
>> Anonymous
>>257023
not falling for your subliminal shit canuckfuck
>> Anonymous
>>257027
Nah brah I can't speak for that fag.

>>257023
>>257001
Samefag though. I'd know cause I'm responsible.
>> Anonymous
>>257029
lol I wonder what my Canadian counterpart thinks about your cunning discovery, Dick Tracy.
>> Anonymous
>>257001
>>257035
>>257033
>>257016
>>257023
samefag
>> Anonymous
>>256984

WE HAVE ROBOTS ON MARS SNOW NIGGA
>> Anonymous
>>257046
inb4 canadarm
>> Anonymous
>>257001

What happens if the pilots of your planes and the drivers of your tanks are hurt? Gosh, I hope they all have health insurance! since the American Government feels it would be best to let corporations handle things.

And if you do have insurance, Kaiser Permanente (by the way, I'm Canadian and I still know about Kaiser Permanente, meanwhile the bulk of Americans don't) will deny you people left and right because they can. Because you made a mistake on your paperwork. Or because you looked at your insurance rep cockeyed.

I'll take my free health care. My free dental. My free eyewear. That's right! Any reasonable job in Canada, you will have your medicine, teeth and eyewear paid for.. for FREE.

Welcome to fucking Canada, where our citizens are treated with respect and dignity.
>> Anonymous
>>257046

WELL WE PUT AN ARM ON YOUR SHUTTLE

IN THE FUTURE PEOPLE WILL LOOK AT PICTURES OF THE SHUTTLE IN SPACE AND SEE THE CANADIAN FLAG PROUDLY DISPLAYED AND ASSUME THAT CANADA WAS THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED COUNTRY
>> Anonymous
>>257042

Not even close, my friend.
>> Anonymous
>>257079

Enjoy your fizzling economy, shitty taxes, and dependence on the United States for drugs, R&D, and protection.
>> Anonymous
>>257079

You are only contributing to the genetic decay of your society

If you can't see well and can't afford glasses you don't deserve to live because you have neither physical ability nor the mental prowess to aid your genetic deformity
>> Anonymous
>>257098
haha, holy crap, I haven't even been looking at this thread but I saw this post and LOL'D HARD
>> Anonymous
>>257046

And a great deal of those robots were devised and built in Canada.

Also, Canadarm.
>> Anonymous
>>257079

Welcome to 1950's USA MORON.

Enjoy your downward spiral.
>> Anonymous
>>257108
>>257080
see>>257054
>> Anonymous
>>257091

I'm sorry, can you tell me how long the Canadian dollar has been close to parity with the American dollar? I believe the Canadian dollar was about 3 or 4 cents above the American dollar within the last year?

That's pretty sad when you compare Canada, a country of approximately 30 million, to America, a country of approximately 304 million.

And regarding drugs, sure, we may be importing them from America. But where is America getting most of its wood? And as far as protection? I'd take a Mountie over any American cop. Don't know what R&D is. Please feel free to elucidate.
>> Anonymous
>>257143

The majority of research and development in high technology comes from the United States. Without the US, countries like Canada, the UK, and Sweden would be unable to provide health care at its present quality.

When we wise up and start charging you more, you'll learn to shut the fuck up. Oh, and don't pull a Brazil and pump out illegal generics, or we'll do what the Nazis should have done and blow your asses into the Atlantic.
>> Anonymous
>>257109

Might have been 1950's USA, but it certainly isn't 2008's USA.

>>257098

Actually, at this point, I don't have benefits because I just started a new job. I pay for my contact lenses myself. I have no problem with that. Having poor eyesight does not mean you are contributing to the decay of your society. Do you think Stephen Hawking is contributing to the decay of his society?
>> Anonymous
>>257143


It was for a long time, then it dropped to like 50 cents and slowly climbed back up

And if our currencies are at parity then how come books have a more expensive CAD price
>> Anonymous
>>257163
Because most books in the world have been published before parity was attained. Nowadays when I get a book they just charge me the US price, maybe an extra dollar or so.
>> Anonymous
>>257163

Also, importing.
>> Anonymous
>>257156

I appreciate the fact that you're actually presenting an argument and trying to back it up with facts instead of just declaring "AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!" like most others in this thread.

However, I want you to realize all that Canada has done for the world, especially in the telecommunications field.
>> Anonymous
>>257256

TBH I love Canada, I just hate everyone who hates on the US, mainy Canadians (especially French Canadians) included.
>> Anonymous
>>257268
As a Canadian who spent high school in an expat American school I have to say some of the greatest people I've ever encountered are Americans. It just gets boring as fuck watching the entire olympics being effectively carved between the States and China
>> Anonymous
>>257273

Winter Olympics are better for more diversity with the medals, IMO.
>> Anonymous
>>257268

I don't hate Americans. I live right on the border. Cornwall, Ontario and Massena, New York. I deal with Americans all the time. I hate intolernace, especially when it comes to ignorant Americans who think Canada is just a big ice covered landscape where we play hockey all day.

Shit, you like your cable internet service? A Canadian company pioneered the @home program in North America. Like being able to surf the internet on your cell phone? Mobile internet in North America was first introduced by a small wireless carrier called FIDO.

Like having a telephone? Canada too. It really annoys me when Canada is written off in the American media as worse than even... I dunno, the Appalachians as depicted in the movie Deliverance.
>> Anonymous
>>257282
Funnily enough, in 2006 Canada led all countries in most diverse events medaled with 10 disciplines. Canadian speed skater Cindy Klassen also won the most individual medals of the games with 5.

*The More You Know!*
>> Anonymous
>>257268
In our defense, your country's actions make it really easy to make fun of you guys. Sorry. :(
>> Anonymous
>>257288
Don't forget hockey-ownership-cuckoo Jim Basillie's Blackberry!
>> Anonymous
>>257288

The American media enjoys making use of Canada for laughs, but I've never seen a SERIOUS report about how it's insignificant. In fact, I think that the US as a whole shows Canada far more respect and attention compared to nations with similar GDPs. After all, we're stuck together, we should be pals.

Except for the Frenchies in Quebec. Fuck those guys.
>> Anonymous
>>257268
I have to agree with>>257294

I'm not a religious man, but I really do pray for you people. What the fuck is wrong with your news media? "A terrorist fist jab?" Really?

And lately, people are protesting Tropic Thunder because the word "retard" is used. How's this? DON'T GO SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE IF YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO OFFEND YOU?!
>> Anonymous
>>257306

Thats about it. Most news media trolls Canada, but most of the people who actually believe it are too trolled.

Canada is that guy up north, he's kinda quiet, but thats just his thing.
>> Anonymous
>>257319

Sensationalism in US media means the country is going to shit, why?

How can you judge a country by its fucking news? A free press will always have crazier shit than a state-controlled press, because they will post anything they want, and want to attract the most attention.
>> Anonymous
>>257294
It goes both ways, friend.
>> Anonymous
>>257290

Skiing
Skiing with bumps
Skiing around flags
the thing where the guys lay on each other and go down a slide
Speed skating

Wow how diverse
>> Anonymous
>>257419
I actually think Canada only had skiing medals in X-C
>> Anonymous
>>257343

In before not your friend, buddy.