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Anonymous
I am fairly sure that all current issues of bottle when taking penalties can be traced back to Lev Yashin. Someone must have won a penalty, thought "put the ball in the net from 12 yards eh? Piece of piss, want me to work a somersault in there?" and then seen Yashin. If you saw someone as big as Yashin, with a face that looks as downright ruthless as Yashin and this was backed up by him being dressed wholly in black, I am fairly sure the natural human reaction would be to shit yourself to unheard of degrees. "Wait, I have to put it past him?, fuck that, someone else can take it" If anti-Soviet movies taught me anything, it is that communists were to be feared. Massive, nasty looking commies dressed all in black? No way am I going anywhere near that. It's all kinds of intimidating rolled into one. Lev Yashin is scientifically proven to be fourteen times as scary as the New Zealand rugby team doing the haka when you're about to try and play them on your own. That is some seriously, seriously scary shit. It's no wonder he's considered the best goalkeeper ever because who the fuck is going to dare and score against him? All that and then you find out his nickname is the motherfucking black spider. Have mercy on my soul.
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