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Hi guys. I heard there's some talk about Stern fixing games. I'm here to tell you it's true. When I came into the league, he sat me down and said, "Tim, I like your style. I need more fundamental stars that hide from the limelight and drive away the casual fan. I'm going to make you a champion. I'm going to make sure that the Suns, the most entertaining team to watch in 20 years, never accomplish jack. I'm going to let Sheed get a ring because he and I are so tight, too. I'm going to have the most boring 10 years of Finals ever, I'm tired of all this popularity and money. Timmy, you and I are going to have a beautiful friendship."

What could I say, he's the boss? So yeah, we did the whole thing. Sorry, enjoy game 3.
>> Anonymous
Stern was too busy sucking Kobe*'s balls to formulate sentences when Duncan came in the league.
>> Anonymous
>>149765
Spursfag is still BAWWWWWWWWWing. Tsk tsk tsk. Most people would be over it by now.
>> Anonymous
NIGGER
>> Anonymous
>>149772
You like being down 2-0 Laker*fag?
>> Anonymous
>>149772
Bandwagon Lakers*fag, it's alright, we all know you're just anxious about your team getting swept by the Celtics.
>> Anonymous
>>149777
I'm not a Lakersfag, but I do enjoy them making it to the Finals instead of the shitty boring ass old Spurs. Enjoy never making it to the Finals again with your current team setup. 80 year olds only last so long.
>> Anonymous
>>149782
Still not a Lakersfag 40 seconds later, but lol @ sweep, not going to happen. Be a little less bitter Spursfags, seriously. It's pathetic.
>> Anonymous
>>149785
I hate the Spurs
>> Anonymous
People, please. This is no BAWing Spursfag. This is a genius who has finally dispelled the complete and total bullshit that Stern fixes games in favor of big city teams. Wise Anon, I salute you.
>> Anonymous
>>149804
Did I mention the part about the Rockets and Yao Ming, only the biggest fucking thing in China, getting beat in the first round every year? Fuck that Chinese market, who needs a billion more viewers for another months worth of playoff games?
>> Anonymous
>I'm going to let Sheed get a ring because he and I are so tight, too.

fukken lol
>> Anonymous
>>149835
Also, Stern decided to let the Knicks drown in fail and shit for the last 9 years, because Isiah said bad things 'bout his mama.
>> Anonymous
>>149762
Just because Stern is an idiot who can't fix the correct teams in place doesn't excuse the fix.
>> Anonymous
Lol I like how so few people detected what I feel to be extreme sarcasm in the OP
>> Anonymous
>>149956
noted
>>149951
but it's still possible, right?
he did it for the lulz
>> Anonymous
>>149956
What I think the OP is trying to do is prove the people who think that the NBA is fixed that they're wrong, for obvious reasons: Over the last decade, why have the small-town, fundamentals based, no-nonsense Spurs been the best team in the league, and big names like the Knicks, Bulls, and Celtics, as well as more marketable teams like the Suns and Mavs, failed?
>> Anonymous
>>149971
There is no lulz in David Stern. He is composed entirely of anti-lulz.
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SPURS VS NETS WAS FUCKIN FIXXXXED
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>>149762
>> Anonymous
>>149991
QFT FRIEND, QFT
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>>149991
>>150010

Seriously.