Continuing from>>10998Teach me how to be a FCS team.
Teach me how to win a super bowl.
Teach me how to get another 1000 yards season.
Teach me how to go undefeated.
Teach me how to make a comeback.
Teach me how to play in the playoffs and not make myself look like a jackass.
teach me how to slow down
teach me how to make the Texans organization to look stupid for not picking me.
Teach me how to wear HANS device
Teach me how to get better uniforms.
Teach me how to go to the west.
Teach me how to hang up the goddamned phone.
Teach me how to put on a helmet.
>>12096'K, LOL
Teach me how to not be a child molester.
Teach me to stay alive
Teach me how to go back to the Super Bowl.
teach me how to not choke
>>11203Teach me not to marry whores
teach me how to save franchises
Teach me how to get on the field.
>>12152Me too ;_;
teach me how to not commit purgery
>>12152You have two options.1. kill Brett Favre2. Wait five more years
>>12160perjury fag
>>12152You'll get your chance when I retire... in 2047!
>>12164AND STARTING AT QUARTERBACK FOR THE GREEN BAY PACKERS... #4, MECHA-FAVRE!!
>>12166epic shoop needed
Teach me how to beat Pistons, Bulls and the Lakers.
>>12384I want to fuck his sister so bad
teach me how to wear a condom.
wow, nobody else noticed the fail in op's post?FBS > FCS
>>12388So you want to fuck Reggie with a wig?
Teach me how to feed my family
>>12427fucking /thread.
>>12407maybe op was trying to spell beat.