final shawn john-i mean gymnastics thread
Nastia is the winnar!
Not even fucking right. China is getting screwed.
15.5 fuck yeah
15.525
Do it Shawn. Get the silver.
Nastia 1st place gold woot!
>>251428LOLWHATmore like the judges went OH SHI they know we rigged it, better give it to the americunts so we arent all out of our jobs.
Has the US ever had two medalists in the same Olympics for all around for women?
PROTIP: she's over already. Wikipedia says Shawn gets silver
Shawn has to be fucking perfect...
IT'S BECAUSE THE AMERICAN GIRLS ARE YOUNGER DURR DURR DURR
Hey, now that we're complaining about China's scores, maybe the judges just plain suck instead of being biased?
FALL ON YOUR ASS YOU PIG UGLY BITCH
10BOB33BOB
>>251463lol
BEEF ITS WHAT'S FOR DINNER
She has to get the silver for that
>>251405"Cum goes here."
America FUCK YA!
NO SILVER FOR SLANTY
>>251463THEM WIKIPEDIANS SURE IS FAST AN' RELIABLE!
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUI laugh at you Americans when her urine samples come back positive.
>>251463Wikipedia? I could make it say that I won silver.
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Nastia's first, Shawn's 2nd.
FUCK YES
>>251492OMG SHAWN JOHNSON I LOVE YOU NAKED PIX PLZ
>>251491come back positive for awesomeness
>>251468It was never's China's fault. So all the cunts saying DURR HURR FUCKING CHEATAN CHINKS should really be disgusted with the judges. China did their routines and fucked up but only got rewarded. Its the judges that are to be held responsible.
HI HO SILVER
That look to the stands was adorable
>>251506in this case yes, it's the judges faultthey were fucking all over the boardall 3 countries got fuckednot that it matters. USA USA
SHAWN JOHNSON IS A MANS NAME.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.
1-2! Nice
FUCK YEAHAMERICA
Shawn Johnson is still way hotter and I want every orifice of her body.
CHINESE ARE CHEATING HURF
>>251506So all the cunts saying DURR HURR FUCKING CHEATAN CHINKS should really be disgusted with the judges.What do you think we've been saying all night? Judges have been awful. Judges are always awful. Competitions determined solely by appraisal are always filled with bullshit.
(G)-(S)Huh? What? Damn right.
Russia (should) be bronze.
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>>251523>>251523>>251523>>251523>>251523'screwed by what? If anything Semenova got screwed out of bronze.>>251523>>251523
lol blinged out iphone
Nice iPhone, Nastia
that bitch is gonna have some roaming charges hardcore
>>251512How great would it be to look down and see that smile looking back at you.
Delicious russian victory
>>251550Spoiled little whore. She probably gets daddy to buy her everything she wants. He probably bought off the judges.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.CHINA WAS SCREWED.
I'd still fuck the shit out of Shawn's ass.
so does russia claim half a gold medal for this?
screenshot of nastia and romanian kissing
>>251545Damn right she was beautiful on the floor.
I WANT TO HUG SHAWN AND TELL HER IT IS AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT
>>251572Fuck the cheating Chinese.
At least everyone'll fuck off with the age thing for a while.
>>251545I'm sorry, what country is this in again?At least one Chinese gymnast deserved a medal.Fuck Russia.
I got every Chinese fall, balance check, and step on tape. They should have bribed one more judge to clinch the gold.
>>251572Now chinafags are bawing?Hypocrisy at its finest.
>>251591IF THEY WERE CHEATING THEY WOULD HAVE FUCKING WON.
anybody got nude pics of Nastia?
>>251601Or maybe the Chinese gymnasts shouldn't have made so many balance checks and trips?
You ask me, this is more important than Phelps. Phelps is obviously far and away the best swimmer there, but Nastia just beat the Chinese gymnasts AND the judges.
judging across all the events that have them has been fucking terrible. IOC needs to get this shit on the right page. I know the announcers are clearly pulling for the USA but on the balance beam I don't even know how the Chinese girl who looked like she was about to fall on every single skill she did managed to get a 9.095(I think) on performance? ugh.
>>251605CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.CHINGCHONGCHOW.
THE GERMANS WON!http://lessclothes.com/client/posts/p-159-the-germans-win
>>251604nah nigga the romanian kissed nastia
>>251607They cheated and loss. Patriots cheated and loss. Cheating != winning.
OH GOD Shawn Johnson is hot
YES THEY'RE SHOWING BELA REACTING
>>251607There's more than one judge. Russia should be up in 3rd place.
>>251572lolwut? Did you even see the first three events?
Lol Bella
IM TELLIN YOU
Bela was totally jacking off next to Bob.
BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNVCD1dsnJI&feature=relatedVICTORY MUSIC, FELLOW AMERICANS
Bela is fucking awesome
They should just release entire videos of Bela watching gymnastics, that would be completely hiliarious
I fucking love bela.
beLOL, that dude is crazy.
bela skeeted his pants
>>251625lol, he probably just nutted in his pants.
WHY DO THEY NOT HAVE AN ALTERNATE VIDEO FEED OF THIS GUY REACTING TO THE GYMNASTICS COVERAGE IN-PROGRESS
I CAME IN MY PANTS
FUCK YES BELALOOK AT THAT NBC COMMENTATOR FREAKING OUT.
>>251639FUCK YES, PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE IT HAPPEN.
SHAWN JOHNSON FOOTJOB
BELA FUCK YEAH
Bela i fucking love that guy
lol thats a new meme right there!
Fuck yeah, Bela!Seriously, that guy is much more entertaining than half the things I'm watching at the Olympics.
>>251648lol
Shawn has been crying.
>>251633I need to learn how that guy does it, because apparently I'm doing it wrong.
I laughing at Amerikkkans turning this into a moral victory.China did not cheat. Shut the fuck up. If anything, you get favorite at the end what with you setting the red jackets on the judges. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you and die.
>>251626WUT?>>251627Watched the whole thing. China was the better team.
>>251648Holy shit, that's great.
I HAVE AN ERECTION FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE GLASNOST
Goddamn, it looked like Bela was imaginary jacking off."Go, girl, go girl, nail it, nail it, she's got it."Sounded kinda hot, actually.
BEAT THE JUDGES AND THE CHINESEThey had to be more dominant than 2 Phelpses here.
>>251652I could think of other jobs for her.Two girls at the same time!
Shawn-Nastia dykeing out in the changing room in 3...2....1....
>>251639I would buy that shit.
>>251662AND IT'S ADORABLE.
Needs that video of Bela posted
>>251664Ha ha ha. It's karma for the bullshit on tuesday.
is there a torrent up yet?
>>251648This needs a .gif
>>251665Truth. China kicked the crap out of the American and Russians. Way better in the air, much more graceful and compact in everything.
need screen cap of shawn + nastia hug pls<3
>>251674FAP FPA AP FPA FPA FAP AP FAP AP PFAP FAP FAP
>>251664Suck on a plastic bag, Canadian
>>251676Bob Costas agrees, hes not allowed to have her.
>>251503HAHAHA owned.... so owned.....
/r/ vid of bela reacting i missed it
>>251671>>251671>>251671A thousand times this. Judges giving good scores for falling on asses. Judges taking off for routines for no reason AND WE STILL WON.
>>251672I would happily lose my dick for eternity to recieve that shit.
>>251678Bullshit as in Alicia sacramone failing to balance beam, and floor exercise right? lol. w/e GO USA!
>>251660I wish NBC wasn't taking all the Olympic stuff down from YouTube. This would get a million views so fast.
I anxiously await the video compilation of all Bela's reactions.
>>251682Way better in the air!And the ass landing! What artistic movement!
Bela is my hero.
>>251691I hope she gets gold on vault to make up for Tuesday.
Those chinks in blue are hot.
>>251689You did not deserve to win.
They look so small on the floor.
The chinese gymnasts don't deserve shit with all that kidnapping and training against their will communist drat.
Mary Lou looks sooooo happy to be there
goddamn that music before the anthem is so annoying
>>251682>>251682>>251682and on the ground amirite? I never knew balance checks earned you so many points.
I love those dresses the medal girls wear.
I cannot believe we won. We were dominating but we really had to fight off the bad judging. I honestly don't think this was close.
Wow our sports casters are dicksall the little remarks about that poor little loser chink
I want Bela cheering me on as I make sweet sweet love to Shawn and Nastia.
>>251703
>>251718Fucking lol and hot at the same time.Rule 34 on this, now.
>>251718YES YES PERFECT INSERT YOUR COCK INTO HER VAG-GINA YES YES YOU'RE DOING IT
FUCK YES, USA WON GYMNASTICS
>>251718>>251718>>251718>>251718>>251718YES>>251718
>We were dominating but we really had to fight off the bad judging.HAHAHA BUUTHURT
lol @ the brazilian flag
>>251703>>251703Not me. But Nastia and Shawn though. They kicked ass.Did you see how they stuck their landings. (got cheated)Or those floor routines?Cmon now stop being stupid. I gave china credit for kicking Venus's ass so stop trolling with the bad judging and the girls who kept falling off the beam.
>>251718And him behind a desk somewhere in the room, air jacking off, and Bob Costas, and the film crew and oh God, I came so hard.
That will make for a good picture. Chinese flag waving in the background.
lol some barbarian yelling
>>251711Balance checks are only .1 off idiot.China deserved much higher execution and start values.Nastia looked way too big for everything, especially the uneven bars.
America deserved the gold for out performing the Chinese by such a margin that the judges couldn't get away with putting enough padding to give their athlete the gold.No Chinese cheating, but judge bias. And the bias was outweighed by how well the Americans did.
>>251722YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH. WOW WOWOW WOOOOW.I'll let you decide who was saying that.
>>251727read it again ftw.
Is it just me or did I hear some guy yell "You go Nas! We're gonna have sex!"?
>>251727Uhb. We won. YOU'RE the one that sounds butthurt.
HURTBUTT HAHAHA
Why does it seem like /sp/'s favorite sport is gymnastics?
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
HA THUBUTTEE HAHAA
ATTN EUROFAGSPLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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>>251734And several are several tenths of a point off.
"don't cry... smile."omg emotearz on this end
WOOOT US NATIONAL ANTHEM YOU ARE AWESOME
>>251740those are the words or everyone ITT
Can't wait for the individual events.
WE HAVE THE BEST ANTHEM BY THE WAY
>>251744The ladies..... ;->
oh god adorable russian tears
lol at butthurt americansenjoy failure
>>251744Because it is.
Holy shit guys my eyes are tearing up. This is like the ending to a Disney movie.
>>251744Who doesn't like a sport with lolis in spandex showing off their camel toes and asses?
>>251734Only .1? Did you see the difference in the score between silver and bronze?
FUCK YEAH AMERICAS ANTHEM > EVERYONES.
AND THE HOME OF THE....TAKE IT AWAY, /SP/!
I would be fucking Nastia in the ass as she eats out Shawn, while the Star Spangled Banner playsUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
came @ crying nastia
thats so corny when athletes mouth the words to their anthemoh well lol
Are those medal real gold?
>>251744Delicious lolis?
>>251767Just watch, they will make a movie like this in the vein of Miracle.Dear God, I hope they show deleted scenes where they all dyke it up in the locker room afterwards.
>>251767LOL INB4 DISNEY MAKES A MOVIE OUTTA THIS
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOLD AND SILVER BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!USA SWEPT GYMNASTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>251780No. Silver, gold plated.
ALL ANTHEMS SOUND LIKE SHIT COMPARED TO OURS.
>>251782>>251783MOVIE MINDDDDDDDD
>>251744Hot girls with crazy asses and legs in spandex with a result system that's based on opinion and allows for bitching and rage, but mainly....Bela.
>>251782>>251783Disneymoviemind?
>>251777Dude, I would be too if I won Olympic gold. And BAWWWWing while doing so.
>>251744Bela CarolyiYEAAAH. WOOW. WOOOW. WOOOOW.
>>251783DISNEY IS BUTTHURT FOR NOT HAVING RIGHTS TO COVERAGE, NO MOVIE
>>251790russian anthem, fgt
there you go kiddos
so how many years until we have to pay $20/mo for HARDCORE XXX UNCENSORED videos of Nasty Nastia?
>>251754Eww you can see her zits.
>>251783Conan O'Brien will be cast for the role of Bela
>>251804Unless it was written by Shostakovitch fuck off.
>>251805Nastia is the Domme, Shawn is the sub
>>251807Shawn it's looking better by the second
>>251807Go back to your faggotty playboys
>>251805Thank ya kindly
I hope that manly name girl Shawn Johnson doesn't come back in London.
where the fuck is the bela video upload
>>251820fuck yeah shes coming back.
>>251805Giant forehead has a zit! The Chinese skin is flawless.
>>251809God no.Bela would probably give a stunning performance by himself.
>>251809See this>>251251Twins separated at birth
>>251789Thanks, that actually sounds like it could be worth some money considering how big it is. Not like I'd sell something so hard to come by of course.
>>251827That's because chinese skin is pre-pubsecent.
>>251827Except for looking like ABHs from the X-files.
anyone who supports china in this threadis automatically a troll.
>>251842I'm American, but I'm supporting China cause the U.S. wins too much.
>>251836on ebay you can usually find a participant's medal for not an arm and a leg.buy one to impress girls and say you were an alternate that didn't get to compete due to injury
>>251855>I'm American, but I'm supporting COMMUNISM
What the fuck is the deal with this photographer?http://tinyurl.com/5ancocNot that i'm complaining but
I'M AMERICAN!SON OF A BITCH CHINESE!CHINESE IS PIG!YOU WANT GORD MEDAL?YOU WANT NOT BE EXECUTED?CHINESE IS PIG DISGUSTING!GYMNASTICS TEAM IS CHEATERS!FUCKING CHINKS!
>>251915fucking LOLD
>>251942FUCKING OLLD
>>251949DLLO gnikcuf
Great Job girls!Nastia's pure graceShawn's elegant powerYou cannot get much better than those two. Way to go Team USA
I don't even know what to say.
*SPOILER*This shot beats the hell out of the X-Files movie.*SPOILER*