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NFC and AFC predictions:

NFC East
Dallas 8-8
NY Giants 8-8
Philadelphia 8-8
Washington 8-8

NFC North
Green Bay 8-8
Minnesota 8-8
Detroit 8-8
Chicago 8-8

NFC South
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>> Anonymous
you sir, are a retard
>> Anonymous
Holy shit.
>> Anonymous
it's possible
>> Anonymous
facepalm.jpg
>> Anonymous
then who was playoffs?
>> Anonymous
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>>309385
Carl Peterson approves.
>> Anonymous
This would be the most amazing fucking season ever. I guess the playoffs would have to be determined by all tiebreakers. Would it be possible for the games to work out so that even the tiebreakers didn't work?
>> Anonymous
>>309417
if you REALLY worked hard on the exact schedule work, it would be possible
>> Anonymous
>>309419


But think about it, what if it actually were to happen that way? Would ESPN implode? Would Jim Rome stop burning? Would Madden '10 have ever player listed as 50?
>> Anonymous
>>309424
nah, ESPN would still probably suck the patriots metaphorical penis
>> Anonymous
>>309417
I think so. Since divisional teams play each other twice a season, winning and losing both, then that would stalemate. Then what?
>> Anonymous
>>309435
duh, then only teams with the largest markets are allowed into the playoffs

do it like any other league would
>> Anonymous
>>309417
Sure, simple.

Home team wins every single game.
>> Anonymous
NFC East
Dallas 0-0-16
NY Giants 0-0-16
Philadelphia 0-0-16
Washington 0-0-16

NFC North
Green Bay 0-0-16
Minnesota 0-0-16
Detroit 0-0-16
Chicago 0-0-16

NFC South
Tampa Bay 0-0-16
New Orleans 0-0-16
Carolina 0-0-16
Atlanta 0-0-16

NFC West
Seattle 0-0-16
St. Louis 0-0-16
San Francisco 0-0-16
Arizona 0-0-16

AFC East
New England 0-0-16
Miami 0-0-16
NY Jets 0-0-16
Buffalo 0-0-16

AFC North
Pittsburgh 0-0-16
Cleveland 0-0-16
Baltimore 0-0-16
Cincinnati 0-0-16

AFC South
Indianapolis 0-0-16
Jacksonville 0-0-16
Tennessee 0-0-16
Houston 0-0-16

AFC West
San Diego 0-0-16
Kansas City 0-0-16
Denver 0-0-16
Oakland 0-0-16
>> Anonymous
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>>309444
uh the arizona cardinals will be 19-0. JUST. LOOK. AT. THAT. BIRD!
>> Anonymous
>>309444
o shi-
>> Anonymous
>>309444
it's possible
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>309444
I would lol so hard.
>> sage sage
tl;dr
>> Anonymous
>>309444
I wonder how the playoffs would be like with those records.
Never ending wildcard?
>> Anonymous
>>309494
Apparently if all tiebreakers and such are even, they decide with coin flips.
>> Anonymous
>>309451
he looks pretty pissed
>> Anonymous
>>309521
you'd be pissed too if your team was as bad as the cardinals
>> Anonymous
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>>309429

Remember when they called last year's Eagles "THE GREATEST 8-8 TEAM OF ALL TIME"?

It never ceases to amaze me how they can find hyperbole in mediocrity.
>> Anonymous
NFC East
Dallas 13-3
NY Giants 9-7
Philadelphia 8-8
Washington 7-9

NFC North
Green Bay 4-12
Minnesota 9-7
Detroit 2-14
Chicago 6-10

NFC South
Tampa Bay 9-7
New Orleans 10-6
Carolina 7-9
Atlanta 2-12

NFC West
Seattle 8-8
St. Louis 6-10
San Francisco 3-13
Arizona 5-11

AFC East
New England 16-0*
Miami 2-14
NY Jets 7-9
Buffalo 4-12

AFC North
Pittsburgh 10-6
Cleveland 8-8
Baltimore 1-15
Cincinnati 0-16

AFC South
Indianapolis 15-1
Jacksonville 14-2
Tennessee 5-11
Houston 7-9

AFC West
San Diego 12-4
Kansas City 2-14
Denver 6-10
Oakland 7-9

*caught being faggots
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
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>>309697

>Green Bay 4-12
>> Anonymous
>>309697
Geez, the Bengals aren't THAT bad...
>> Anonymous
>>309713
I love Ocho Cinco, TJ and Palmer but as long as Mike Brown owns that team they will NEVER be good also I messed up Balitmore goes 2-14 they play and beat cincinatti twice.
>> Anonymous
>>309697
Those were the lamest predictions I've ever seen. I think the OP's is more likely than yours.
>> Anonymous
>>309697


So your predictions are that nothing is going to change this season from last season? There will be no teams that are worse than expected and no teams better than expected. Nice insight. Go back to watching baseball.
>> Anonymous
>Atlanta 2-12
The Falcons season ends early?
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
>>309821

they'll commit mass suicide
>> POTTSVILLE MAROONS!
>>309451


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU!
>> Anonymous
>>309810
what can i say not many teams made any real aggressive offseason moves but Oakland,Baltimore Atlanta and Miami and those teams are all still 3-4 years away from seeing improvement.

everyone else is fielding pretty much the same team as last year.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>309822

All except for Lawyer Milloy, who will go around and rip all of their suicides notes off their lockers in a fit of rage before being picked up by New England.
>> Anonymous
Is that even possible?
>> Anonymous
>>309828


I think both Miami and Oakland will be significantly improved. I think Baltimore and Atlanta will not see improvement. Also, sorry for accusing you of being a baseball fan. That was low.
>> SSG Posted Here
NFC West
Seattle 10-6
Arizona 8-8
San Fran 6-10
St. Louis 3-13

NFC South
Bucs 10-6
Saints 8-8
Pathers 5-11
Falcons 4-12

NFC North
Packers 10-6
Bears 8-8
Vikings 7-9
Lions 0-16

NFC East
Cowboys 13-3
Eagles 8-8
Giants 8-8
Redskins 6-10

Bears and Cardinals win WC spots.
Next post is AFC......
>> SSG Posted Here
Now the AFC:
AFC West
Broncos 10-6
Chargers 9-7
Raiders 6-10
Chiefs 3-13

AFC South
Jacksonville 12-4
Colts 10-6
Titans 8-8
Texans 5-11

AFC North
Steelers 11-5
Ravens 6-10
Browns 5-11
Bengals 5-11

AFC East
Patriots 16-0
Jets 10-6
Bills 4-12
Dolphins 1-15

Colts and Jets win WC spots
Playoff predictions next......
>> Anonymous
>>310044
>Patriots 16-0

18-1.
>> Anonymous
>>310044
>Broncos 10-6
>Chargers 9-7

FAIL.
>> Anonymous
>>310047

He's also got the Patriots going unbeaten again and the Dolphins having the same exact record despite a massive overhaul.
>> SSG Posted Here
Seattle and Chicago get out of first round of playoffs in NFC; Indy and Pittsburgh in AFC. The big story is that Britt Forve has the worst game of his career, so he retires, then unretires, then retires again, then unretires, then goes to a New Jersey Baskin Robbins to become it's manager, then resigns that job, then signs with the Vikings, causing both Jets and Packers respective GMs heads to explode.

Dallas again chokes in playoffs, this time to Chicago, Tony Romo lynched by Cowboys fans; Packers again beat Seattle in 2nd round, after running game showing up to make up for shitty passing game; Rodgers is warned by Green Bay fans.
Steelers, yet again, lose to New England in playoffs while Bellichick looks at book labled "STEELERS PLAYBOOK", while the Jags, again, beat Indy like their cheap bitch.

Packers take 35-0 lead in NFC Championship game into halftime, but Rodgers throws 6 interceptions in the 2nd half, while Bears, taken over due to injury at halftime by Rax Grissmen, makes the biggest comeback in NFL History, win game, go to Super Bowl again. Rodgers is then lynched by Green Bay fans for not being Britt Forve.
New England again beats Jacksonville, again denies stealing Jacksonvilles playbook, even with Bill holding large book labled "JAGUARS PLAYBOOK" at postgame session.

Super Bowl results next............
>> Anonymous
>>309697
Baltimore 1-15

HAHAH fuck off, we have the browns and bengals to beat thats 4 wins right there.
>> Anonymous
>>310051
Patriots could go undefeated again with their sick easy schedule, same with the chargers. I think they're both challenged by the colts, steelers, and each other, and the rest simply easy. I don't think that'll be the case tho, but they both could end up having the same record at the end of the regular season, home field advantage decided by the winner of their own matchup.
>> SSG Posted Here
Super Bowl 43......

Two days before the game, a sex tape of Bill Bellichick and Roger Goodell emerges, causing the Patriots to say that it is simply Bill and Roger getting strange feelings out of their system and means nothing, even with Roger repeatedly saying in the video "Don't worry, you will go 19-0 this time, you will win Super Bowl 43."

In addition, Randy Moss is all over the news when he repeatedly slaps a girl who wouldn't draft him #1 in a fantasy draft. He again denies this as he did with beating the other girl the year before, as a sign labeled "1. Randy Moss" is in his locker right behind him.

At the Super Bowl, Tom Brady refuses to shake Rax's hand, just as he did with Eli Manning. Rax, in anger, tells his defense that Brady called them all gayer then Goodell and Bellichick, causing the defense to Hulk out in anger, wanting to destroy Brady to prove their manliness.

The game remains close until the end of the game. The Pats, with small lead, lines everyone on it's defense deep, knowing where Rax will throw. Rax, saving all his incredible arm strength until the last play, throws a ball so hard that it goes through every Patriot defensive player, killing them all, and then lands perfectly into his own hands in the end zone, for only he could withstand the force of his own throw.

The Bears thus win Super Bowl 43, Rax is annointed the greatest football player in history, Bill Bellichick kills Roger Goodell in anger towards his failure of a gay lover, and then becomes An Hero. Tom Brady's penis falls off, revealing he had a tiny dick, and had always blindfolded his girlfriends and sent in a well hung black man to screw them.

Rax then promptly fucks all of Tom's exes with his gigantic penis, with Tom crying like a girl, and then Tom Brady also becomes An Hero.

Mighty Mighty Boston, seeing this all go down, actually mutates into a real troll, and then is captured by a reincarnated version of Steve Irwin.

TEH EDN.
>> Anonymous
>>310090

it's possible!
>> Anonymous
My predictions are the same as the OPs, just reversed.
>> Anonymous
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>>310090
ANYTHING IS POSSIIIIBUUUUUUALLL!!!!
>> Anonymous
My predictions are the same except the patriots go 16-0 and the dolphins go 0-16. lol yes they play the same team every week.
>> Anonymous
>>310175
it's possible
>> Anonymous
>>309697
I think some of your things are mathematically impossible.
Like:
Baltimore 1-15
Cincinnati 0-16
>> Anonymous
NFC East
Dallas 12-4
NY Giants 8-8
Philadelphia 10-6
Washington 5-11

NFC North
Green Bay 10-6
Minnesota 11-5
Detroit 8-8
Chicago 4-12

NFC South
Tampa Bay 11-5
New Orleans 10-6
Carolina 9-7
Atlanta 3-13

NFC West
Seattle 10-6
St. Louis 6-10
San Francisco 5-11
Arizona 8-8

AFC East
New England 14-2
Miami 3-13
NY Jets 6-10
Buffalo 9-7

AFC North
Pittsburgh 12-4
Cleveland 9-7
Baltimore 6-10
Cincinnati 5-11

AFC South
Indianapolis 12-4
Jacksonville 11-5
Tennessee 9-7
Houston 9-7

AFC West
San Diego 11-5
Kansas City 5-11
Denver 6-10
Oakland 7-9
>> SSG Posted Here
>>310222
>Detroit 8-8

LOL, WUT.
>> Anonymous
ITT: The Giants go 8-8 for whatever reason.
>> Anonymous
>>310226
?
>> Anonymous
>>310231

Uh how bout the loss of their ENTIRE DEFENSIVE LINE
>> Anonymous
>>309451
That would be a really kick ass wallpaper.
>> Anonymous
>>310235
LOL no.

While osi and stray will be missed. Tuck is a FUCKING monster. KIWI is a fucking MONSTER. kiwi was the best defensive end in his draft class a few years back, the Giants are just so fucking stacked in that position they decided to move him to outside LB for a season or two. Although he was used extensively in 3rd down blitz packages. ALSO, Tollefson and Wynn (the veteran from the saints who was drafted in the first round by the Jags in 97 and played with coach coughlin there) are also quite good at that spot. We've also gotten great play out of Alford and Cofield at defensive tackle over the last few years, and Robbins the vet has always been productive.

tl;dr don't talk about shit you don't know
>> Anonymous
>>310235

how about Spag is the best fucking DC in the league?
>> SSG Posted Here
>>310233
It's the Lions.
The worst franchise in sports history.
The only team retarded enough to not fire the worst GM in sports history.
The only one retarded enough to keep drafting players from one position year after year after year, when they need anything BUT players from that position.
The only one that even Cardinals and Browns fans laugh at.
The only one that people wish would fold, not for being a rival they hate, but for being pathetic.
The only one where the city that houses them refuses to admit that they still exist.
The only one that every other team in the NFL hopes to play.
The only one that has less of a chance then the Raiders or Rams of being welcomed in LA.
The only one Bill Bellichick would never need to tape, want to tape, or consider taping.
The only one that could make the LA Clippers seem like a well run sports franchise.

Any more reasons?
>> Anonymous
>>310263

hurr aren't you cool.
>> Anonymous
>>310319
Still though, they can proudly say they had the greatest running back of all time and....didnt even try to talk him out of retiring early...wait...wtf!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>310263
The only shifting in personnel over the last offseason that the Giants have undertaken is in the wrong direction. There have hardly been any addition and a lot of subtraction from the Super Bowl champions.

Remember that slide at the end of last year that had people questioning your playoff eligibility? With the same team one can only assume it would happen again, with a subtracted team it stands to reason that it will happen again except it will start earlier and you won't break out of it in time.

Enjoy golfing
>> Anonymous
who?

(britfag)
>> Anonymous
>>310359
you mean winning 11 straight? is that like an upward slide? cool.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>309697
Did you base this list on teams from 2 years ago?
>> Anonymous
NFC and AFC predictions:

NFC East
Dallas 18-1
NY Giants 18-1
Philadelphia 18-1
Washington 18-1

NFC North
Green Bay 18-1
Minnesota 18-1
Detroit 18-1
Chicago 18-1

NFC South
Tampa Bay 18-1
New Orleans 18-1
Carolina 18-1
Atlanta 18-1

NFC West
Seattle 18-1
St. Louis 18-1
San Francisco 18-1
Arizona 18-1

AFC East
New England 18-1
Miami 18-1
NY Jets 18-1
Buffalo 18-1

AFC North
Pittsburgh 18-1
Cleveland 18-1
Baltimore 18-1
Cincinnati 18-1

AFC South
Indianapolis 18-1
Jacksonville 18-1
Tennessee 18-1
Houston 18-1

AFC West
San Diego 18-1
Kansas City 18-1
Denver 18-1
Oakland 18-1
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>310361
I'm assuming you're asking about Barry Sanders from the Lions? He single handedly took the shit Lions to the playoffs a few times (lol I think a few times anyway, I know once for sure).