FUCK!!!FUUUUUUUUU!!!THE FUCKING LIONS! ARE WINNING! THE BEARS NEED TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING DRAGON!I'm John McCain and I Approve this message.
meanwhile, the Bengals are winning to.Time for the 76 Bucs to pop the campagne
WE NEED RAX GRISSMAN!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!RRAAAGGEEEE!!!
THE LIONS ARE GOING TO SCORE AGAIN!GO DETOILET!
Soldier field is booing the bears defense
>>446758Time for the 76 Bucs to pop the campagnethe mental image of this is hilarious. what would be the opposite of the 72 dolphins popping the champagne? the 76 bucs have to go be busting out the voodoo dolls now or something
DID SOMEONE ORDER A HERO!
Orton isn't drunk enough to care about the lions.
go lions?
>>446832That's what halftime is for. He'll be plastered come the third, and then it'll be TKO all over the place.
UNLEASH THE FUCKING DRAGON ORTON!
That's actually Culpepper in an Orlovsky suit. OBVIOUSLY.
fuckin' lions. c'mon Orton...UNLEASH
23-13 FUCKING LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
Only the Bengals can save 0-16 now...OH NO! THEY'RE WINNING TOO!!!
Rax Grissman called the Lions last week to give them a4 hour conference call on their plays.
OOOOOOOOH NO....
OH FUCKThat's it, season is over.
OMG SEXY REXY'S GETTIN' IN!Hero time.
ORTON IS HURT!HERE COMES GROSSMAN!HE WILL UNLEASH TEH FUCKING DRAGON!
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IT'S OK. HIS ANKLE IS JUST REALLY ITCHY.
Shit..here comes the cart..ORTON wasn't drunk so he felt pain.OH REXY YOU SO SEXY!
THE DRAGON....UNLEASH IT!
there goes the season.
I accidently a whole lions season...is this bad?
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I'm still waiting for Rex to pull off his mask and reveal Orton.
NOOOOO!!!!!!
QUIT FUCKING UP YOUR DRAFT PICK YOU ASSBAGS
RIX GRASSMAN FTW
Oh Shit!Here comes the Hellfire missles of the RG-8 Fighter Jet!!!
THEY BE DOUBTIN' REX!
Please let it be good sexy Rex and not bad Rex.
>>447084>bad Rexdoes not compute
I am a Bears fan, I sincerely believe we are about to witness the dragon being unleashed like never before.Final: 62-23, several injuries to the Lions' secondary from "errant" bombs thrown by Rax.
nooooooooo!!!
WAIT WHATOrton is back?
KYLE ORTON IS OUT!HE NEEDS AN IV OF RYE!
Both Orton and Brown is out for the game.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff
WTF REXY!3RD AND INCHES! FUCK IT GO DEEP! UNLEASH THE DRAGON!
Devin Hester can't handle the dragon.. :(
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT STOP THROWING THE FUCKING BALL OVER EVERYONE'S FUCKING HEAD THAT'S WHY YOU'RE RIDING THE FUCKING PINE YOU SHITCAKE
orlovsky is going to try to unleash the dragon and he's going to throw his arm off.SAAVVVVEEEDDD BY ZERO!
>>447172>SHITCAKElol
we need a fucking safety!
SAAAVVEEDDD BY ZEROOO!!SAVED BY ZERO! SAVED BY ZERO!
ARRIVEINJURE EVERYONELET RAX UNLEASH THE DRAGON OVER EVERYONE'S HEADWIN FIRST GAMELEAVE
>>447202SAVED BY ZERO?
HERE COMES RAX!!!!!
OH FUCK..THE BEARS..MAY SCORE!
DRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONBAAAAAAAAAAW GAAAAAAWDSTONE COLD
The higher you throw the better!
Lions scoring0 23 0 0You know it will be true
GET THE FIRST DOWN FAGGOTS!
GRISSMAN UNLEASHED TEH DRAGON!BEARS SCORE!
TOUCHDOWN DRAGONSHERE THERE BE GROSSMANS
TOUCHDOWN SEXY REXY
SAVED BY ZERO!
saved by zero
>>447246They've shown that fucking commercial over and over and over again. I hate it!..oh yeah..DRAGON, IT WAS UNLEASHED.
What rex has is DRINKIBILITY
>>447246>>447213>>447199FFFFFFFF!!!!Every fucking commerical break is SAVED BY ZERO!Is anyone else getting those commericals every two seconds as well?
>>447262What city are you in?
the lions need to harness their inner juggalo and fail.
>>447262Sadly, yes. I'm now embarrassed for owning a Toyota.
>>447272kalamazoo. You?
>>447260
>>447276Chicago, our common commercial is the five dollar foot long
the dragon is drinkable?
>>447279I'd fill her up
Hopefully Rex will be a hero in Chicago after this game for a massive 10 point comeback against Detroit.
>>447287He goes down smooth and then you feel nauseous.
NO MOOCH!
>>447286FIVE
>>447279i've had a crush on her since the first time i saw that commercial. anyone got a name?
FIVE DOLLAR
>>447292>Hopefully Rex will be a hero in Chicago after this game for a massive 100 point comeback against Detroit.
FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLOOOOOONG
>>447308Christina Murphy
>>447279
>>447262>Is anyone else getting those commericals every two seconds as well?Yup, and it's fucking irritating beyond belief, I now never want to own a Toyota. Ever!
>>447311>Hopefully Rex will be a hero in Chicago after this game for a massive 100 mile pass to Devin Hester.
>>447327win
Bears fan here, but damn Calvin Johnson is getting me a shitload of points in fantasy
>>447327>Hopefully Rex will be a hero in Chicago after this game for a massive 100 mile pass to himself.
1-800-SAFE AUTO!that and toyota fucking sucks
FFFFFFFFFFFFF THE BEARS GAME ISNT ON IN MY AREA I WANNA SEE MY REXY :(
PICK BEARS!!!!!!!!!!COME ON RAX
LKJUIHIUWERINTERCEPTION!
Craig Steltz looks awesome
GO BEARS! UNLEASH THAT DRAGON
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The dream of 0-16 was in danger for a few quarters there. Good to see them persevere.
120 yard pass coming
OH NO!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFgoddammit
that's close, looks like he caught it though
FUUUUUUUUU!!!I WANT 0-16!!
After rolling he didnt even have control!
I'M RAX GRISSMANLEAVE THE LIONS TO ME
damnit al to hell!
GO DEFENSE!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
THAT'S A HORSE COLLAR!!!!
Well, that threat was quickly over... GG Lions. You guys choke worse than Bush on a pretzel. Christ sakes
GROSSMAN SCORES
Fuck going long. I'm just gonna score myself!
GROSSMAN WITH A RUSHING TDFUCK TIM TEBOW, REX GROSSMAN CAN DO IT ALL
Orton and Grossman are like Billy and Jimmy!DOUBLE DRAGON
>>447495i lol'd
SEXY REXY SAVES 0-16!!
1) Rush for loss2) Get penalized3) ???4) 1st overall draft pick
>>4475125) Fulfill 1st Round Draft Pick's lifelong dream of never making the Playoffs
>>447495
>>447530NEW MEME TIME?
>Bears lead late in the 4th quarter with very little time left.Why do I feel like I've seen this before?
>>447581Welcome to chicago 2006
>>447581would be 8-0 if they scored 7 more points
>>447581but that was with 10 sec left.
>>447228>>447228>>447228>>447228God I need to get a package that lets me watch the other games on every Sunday instead of these failures.
FUCK YEAH
>>447228Fucking called itAlso Packers lost, if the Vikings had done the same it would be such a good day.
>>447315
0-16 BABY, ALL THE WAY
SEXY REXY PULLS OUT!
rax got saved by zero and won the fucking game
0-16!!the dream lives on!Detoilet is our only hope.
SAVED. BY. ZERRRROOOOOOOO.
>>447687FUUUUUCCKKK!!!THAT IS IN MY HEAD AND WILL BE FOR THE NEXT MONTH!
posting in epic game thread witch included unleashing the dragon, rax grissman and continuasion of legendary 0-16 attempt
>>447726THE DETROIT LIONS.SAVEDDDD BY ZEERRROOO!!
>>447729Oh....I see what you did there...
>>447586>> welcome to chicago 2008fix'd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWBCuHeZUUg
0-16the 76 bucs are shitting their pants already
>>447759I JUST SAW THE GAYEST THING EVER.
>>447530>>447530>>447530saved.jpg
LOL DOUBLE DRAGONS
Did orton get injured becasue he's sober?
Is this a John Clayton thread?
>>447838Is this a jeff garcia thread?
I get it.
OATEXS
funny..I watched the lions game and all I saw were SAVED BY ZERO ads.Now at the giants game..I see no Savveedd by zero ads.iz muh tv telling me something bout the lionz?
Rax Grissman on UNLEASHING THE DRAGON:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAgz51U6Jvw
>>448206YOU FUCKING SUCK!
dude..no.
>>448211AHAHAHAHAHA
>>448206
>>448206I can't believe Rax Grissman said that!
>>448206I doubt that's in context