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Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
You know you would fuck me, /sp/.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
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Rax Grissman better watch out.

I'm the new sexy poster boy in America.

Coming soon to a Red Sox, Yankee, or Mets Nation near you.
>> Anonymous
He's staying in Japan.

Sorry.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
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Dice-K?

Ichiro?

Fukodome?

Yeah, I'm better.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
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>>384464

I will come to America.

I am too good to be left in Japan.

Look at my body. I am the next Beckham.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
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You know all those people who go to boy band concerts, and go to Galaxy games to see David Beckham?

Millions of teenage girls will come to see me throw a little ball.

It won't matter if I fail...they will love me.

Here I come magazine front covers.
>> Anonymous
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same league
>> Anonymous
I'd turn on her inside pitch, if you know what I mean.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
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>>384480

That's my girlfriend.

Back off Yu's girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
i remember thier was a video about him on espn at the start of the season, he is like half iranian and half japanese or something?

He sounded pretty cool, but i can;t see him in the US anytime soon.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
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Actually this is my wife.

I knocked her ass up.
>> Anonymous
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>>384480
delicious Aki Hoshino
>> Anonymous
DOES HE THROW THE GYROBALL?
>> Anonymous
>>384502
LOL ALL O DEM JAP PITCHAS NO HOW TO DU THAT GIROBALL, N DEN THEY DO DAT EFUSS ONE TOO LOL1
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
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On August 9, 2007 after winning against the Tohoku Rakuten Golden Eagles Yu acknowledged reports of a relationship with the Japanese actress Saeko. He went onto declare that he was going to get married and that Saeko is pregnant.[10] Darvish said he had vowed to Saeko that he would win that night's game because he wanted to be interviewed on TV and make their news official. The 35,000 spectators in the stands responded with thunderous approval. "I was surprised at first, but now I am happy there is a baby of my own blood on the way," Darvish said.

...Yeah, that's me.

Joe Namath? He can kiss my feet.

I'm Yu Darvish, and I one upped his ass.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, his dad is Iranian. The Funny thing is that they met in Seattle.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
>>384502

I throw twelve pitches:

Curve
Slider
Fast
Knuckle
Gyro
Sex
Japanese Thunder
God
Sliding Knuckle Fast
Speeding Train
Blue Steel Remix
Strikeout Guaranteed
>> Anonymous
Darvish is half-gaijin. He can't throw the gyroball.
>> Anonymous
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=darvish

well worth a read, video too.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
I'm not going to the Mariners.

Are you serious? Ichiro and me in a locker room? That guy can't even touch my stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>384514
In Failtown? Oh God.
>> Anonymous
>>384517

No change-up. He'll get smoked in the AL without a change-up.
>> Anonymous
>>384526
>Ichiro

The only japanese player i respect, he is fantastic
>> Anonymous
I'd say Yu Darvish should be a Dodger, but his posting number is likely going to be around $75 million, and he's going to command close to a $100 million in negotiations, so er, pass.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
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I posed nude.

Don't tell me you faggots wouldn't look.

You know you want me.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
I'm well worth the cash, Dodgers.

Beckham makes millions because of his looks in Los Angeles.

What about me?

I'll be in all the commercials, be a sexy machine, and I'll win you games.

Dice-K vs. Yu

You know that I would own his ass.

I'm sexy.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
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Seriously,

I'm Dice-K + Beckham + Brad Pitt + Bruce Lee + Ichiro + Hot Wife.

Why wouldn't you want me?

Pay $400 Million for me.
>> MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSTON !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>384534

Best pitcher we got, IMHO.
>> Anonymous
Darvish got his shit ruined in the olympics. Anyone who posts more money than what Dice-K got is a fucking idiot.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
>>384575

Hey MMB.

I know you want to fuck me.
>> Anonymous
more pics of his wife please.
>> Anonymous
>>384534

Akinori Iwamura is a pretty cool dude, too.
>> MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSTON !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>384578

I already got a banging hot girlfriend, no thanks.

Ive fucked about 8 Asian chicks before, got old.

My new flavor is blonde's with big tits.
>> Anonymous
>>384579
It's not really his wife....
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
>>384576

I am sexy.

Dice-K is not.

I can make $1 Billion just off magazine covers and fucking commercials just like Beckham.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
Actually that is my wife.

I am married to Japanese drama actor Saeko.

And MMB, you know that you dream of me. My balls of gyro-like capacity ramming into the catcher glove of yours.

Too bad I already fucked every girl you've done.

Yu can't beat me...

Damn, awesome pun.
>> Yu Darvish !!QvWTFcQbf85
Fuck, I'm too awesome