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ITT: Athletes you know in person.

Derrek Lee went to my high school's rival, and he was best friends with my dad's friend's son. I saw him all the time over at my dad's friend's house, and even played Mario kart with him in middle school (yes, he did kind of suck)

Also my dad and his friend were watching Lee's daughter when my dad noticed she wasn't moving her eyes even to look at people, they got her tested and found out it was Leber's congenital amaurosis, a rare genetic disease resulting in loss of vision. For all of you who have heard about Lee's daughter, my dad was the guy who first noticed it.

Funny thing is I hate the Cubs-I'm a lifelong Brewers fan.
>> Anonymous
cool story bro
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
Ben Roethlisberger grew up 25 miles from here but I've never met him, which is fine because I've heard he's an arrogant prick anyway.
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Umm, I went to the same University as Joe Nathan. Does that count?
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>>240631
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE PRACTICALLY BROTHERS!
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I used to live right next to John Runyan of the Eagles. The guy is huuuuuuge in person, he is a pretty nice guy too, but he wouldn't give me an autograph. I also used to work at this chinese Bistro in South Jersey (PF Changs) where a lot of Eagles players went to, so I have seen a lot of them in person. They are all pretty good tippers but Darwin Walker who was their old defensive tackle would tip like 2 dollars for a $100+ dollar meal. Cheap fat fuck.
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>>240646
sup, fellow stonyfag
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Lebron James dunked on me in high school.
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Ron Artest mugged me once.
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this dude has sold me weed on several occasions.
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Javier Lopez went to my high school. We still keep in touch.
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Lyle Overbay built his house just down the road from me (right next to where he grew up also). His mom is a good family friend of ours and ive met him countless times. Went to the same high school yadda yadda.
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Rich Aurilia is from Gravesend, Brooklyn. He went to Xaverian High School, which is in Bay Ridge, where I'm from. This was all before I was born.

You could say we're pretty close.
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Stephon Marbury shot me in the foot once..
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I've met : Byron Evans, who was player on the Eagles about 10 years ago. I met him at a co-worker of my mom's, he was her cousin I think. And Rasul Butler from High School, he graduated the year before I did.
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i used to play basketball with Matt Bonner at the ymca in Concord, NH
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michael jordan used to give me handjobs for good luck
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I saw him in a bar with his friends, he was nice, bought us some beer.
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i once saw deion sanders being a total porchmonkey in a bar in dallas. he didn't buy me any beer, and i didn't care and got the fuck out of there.
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Warren Sapp ate my sister.
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>>240951
Orenthal James killed my cousin
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Derek Jeter fucked my sister...
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and my mother.
>> Anonymous
Umm. I don't really think this counts, but my dad once baby sat for Bary Bonds when he was about 7 years old.
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Jim Gantner is my cousin
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Mike Richter apparently lives real close to me. Troy Aikman brought his daughter to my middle school once to see if she might go there and I met him. Around that same time they brought the Stanley Cup to us for some reason and I molested it (they didn't block us off).
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I played hockey against all Gary Sutor, Eddie Belfour, and Chris Chelios's sons when I was younger in Chicago... I talked to Chris Chelios for awhile and he was a cock
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i taught michael phelps how to swim at the local pool

also i taught ronaldo how to dive
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This guy was my roomie in college. The fact that he plays in MLS just shows how pathetic MLS is. (j/k Jeff don't beat me up)
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i lived 2 doors down from john torterella(ex-coach of the tampa bay lightning) and was friends with his son. My dad and him are still good friends.
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>>241123


I taught Sidney Crosby how to.
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used to sell him coke
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My brother went to high school with Vince Carter.
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>>241187

>I taught Sidney Crosby how to be gay.

Fix'd and it's only fitting.
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>>241210
Would've been a bust anyways
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>>240787
So what makes you so special?
>> Anonymous
I was Michael Vick's dogsitter. Easiest job ever. The dogs just sat on the floor and whimpered, and I watched TV.
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>>241145
Once a talentless hack, always a talentless hack, right?