The good thing about Sidney Crosby is if you were to rape him he probably wouldn't put up much of a struggle.
>>77751He'd probably try to dive away, though.
It's only fitting.
>>77785epic fucking lulzYou win an internet.
>>77785Thats why you take out his kneecaps /uz/Sheesh thats rape 101.
>>77882Kneecaps? You called?
>>77882Not a problem.
>>77751You can tell by his face that he's concentrating so goddamn hard at not popping a boner at the in-the-flesh presence of *insert old wrinkly late-night show host here*
>>777511/10Stale, old, boring... Troll harder next time plz
>>77943That's obviously Leno.
>>78024Pfft, I don't follow late-night talk shows, how should I know? Although it makes Crosby's efforts all the more creepy
>>77751The refs would help him