Wanna hear a scawy story? Here we go:There once was a man whose name was Rax Grissman. One night, while hiking in the woods with Dan Uggla and Tom Brady, he saw a house in the middle of the forest. Not caring of what may be in there, Rax said, "Fuck it, I'm going in!"Breaking down the door, he looked around the dark room. Since the room was dark, he couldn't see anything. Rax saw something on the ground that looked like an old locket. He picked it up and threw it to Dan, only having it dropped to the ground. Dan then tripped on the locket. His head landed on a rusted nail, and died.With blood all over him, Rax was screaming. He could then see shadows all over him. He yelled, "HELP ME," but it was to no avail. He could tell they were after him. Rax's heart failed, and he fell on the floor screaming, "HNNNNGGGG!" He died.Tom Brady realized that the shadows were actually the ghosts of past ESPN commentators. With their continued ramblings on Brett Favre, he couldn't take it anymore!After going mad, he tripped on the locket, fell on Dan Uggla's and Rax Grissman's corpse, and lived long enough to see what was written on the wall. In blood, it read, "18-1". From there, he died just from the horror of it.Rax Grissman, Tom Brady and Dan Uggla were never heard from again.
>>227290FUCK YOU.UGGLA IS AWESOME.
IT'S A TRAP!
lol Truly an epic!
>>227291Fine, fine. 2/3 of the ending makes me happy. Quit your crying.
Rax Grissman doesn't fear! All he does is GO DEEP!
Holy shit that tree is STARING AT ME.
>>227307this.
>>227307That's the scary part! >:D
BUT WHO WAS NAIL?
>>227316lolwut?