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Hey, Amerifags.

Got a quick question for you, did you guys watch the Turkish player get staples put into the back of his head?

What's this shit about Football being a fag sport now? I bet you fags would pass out if that shit had to happen to you.
>> Anonymous
>>187567
18-1
>> Anonymous
they have helmets because the wouldn't want to cut themselves

pussies
>> Anonymous
>>187567

If you think a small cut on the head is something big, you are pretty much showing how much of a fag you are. Btw, i'm an eurofag and i'm seeing the game. Go Turkey.
>> Anonymous
>>187574
Fuck Helmets, I've been playing Football (soccer to you merifags) and I've gotten 15 concussions, you get the fuck up and shake it off.
>> Anonymous
itt: eurofags who have never even seen an american football game, much less tried to play it.

and by the way, we ALL try soccer. when we're 7 years old. then we grow up and move to the big boy sports.
>> Anonymous
>>187579
I'm pretty sure if it was a "small cut" you could butterfly it shut, that was at least a 4x4 piece of gauze being stapled to his head. Regardless, Fucking staples in his head, on the spot, certainly not sterile.
>> Anonymous
>>187583

which is why you wear all that padding right? god forbid you cut that pretty little skin.
>> Anonymous
>>187583
I think you dodged OPs question, butt-hurt amerifag.

How would you respond to taking staples to your head on the spot, fag?
>> Anonymous
>>187591
He wouldn't know, he probably doesn't have healthcare, lol merifag.
>> Anonymous
>>187603
oh no, oh no, CLEATS!

wake me up when some guy breaks his leg and continues to play. and yes, that does happen in american football.
>> Anonymous
>>Got a quick question for you, did you guys watch the Turkish player get staples put into the back of his head?

>>What's this shit about Football being a fag sport now? I bet you fags would pass out if that shit had to happen to you.

We don't care about a dog getting his head stapled.
>> Anonymous
>>187618
safety ronnie lott had one of his pinkies cut off at halftime so he could continue to play in a game.

just noting.
>> Anonymous
>>187603
haha I lold
>> Anonymous
>>187618
Right, I'm sure that anyones going to push on with a broken leg. That's just stupid. Why bother continuing playing when you're just going to worsen the break?
Players play with screws and the such in their legs though, Totti played through the World Cup in 06 with them.

Not only is that stupid, but you're an idiot for thinking that's more hardcore or whatever shit you've got floating in your head about that. If someones so badly injured that they have a broken limb, stop play and get him off the field for gods sake, I think everyone would agree that it's ridiculous.
>> Anonymous
>>187631
Well the most of us don't care about a racially intolerant fucker like you, gtfo.
>> Anonymous
>>187663

oops that was offensive to the dog. my bad
>> Anonymous
>>187648
aaaaaand thank you for proving my point.

quarterback (aka LEADER, do you have those on soccer?) byron leftwich led his team to a bowl victory in 2001 (64-61, still the highest scoring college football bowl game in history, i believe) playing most of the 2nd half on a broken leg. his offensive line had to carry him up to the line of scrimmage, where he would call the play and then run it.

he threw for 576 yards and 4 tds on the day (in case you're wondering, that's a lot)
>> Anonymous
Freak accident doesn't make your pussyball sport any tougher.

Ruby and Gridiron fags are still laughing at you.
>> Anonymous
Freak accident doesn't make your pussyball sport any tougher.

Rugby and Gridiron fags are still laughing at you.
>> Anonymous
>>187690
Actually, both right and wrong. Leftwich did play almost a full half on one leg, but it was in the 2002 GMAC bowl, not the 2001 bowl. He still led his team to a victory, 38-15, but the amazing numbers and ridiculous comeback (his team, Marshall, was down 38-8 at halftime) happened the year prior.

Still a hell of a gamer, to play (and play pretty well - he was the MVP of the game) with that kind of injury.
>> Anonymous
>>187567
>>187574

You eurofags are overcompensating for your short comings.

the real pussies are the ones who lay on the ground for five minutes after being love tapped
>> Anonymous
>>187567
Hey asshole. I played fucking football. Someone hit my knee with their shoulder and tore every strand of cartilage in my knee. the bottom half of my leg flopped around like a fucking limp dick. i didnt pass out. i didnt even scream. i even tried to stand on it when the injeceted some pain killer in it. ill never walk right again and i dont give a flying fuck cause i know that ill never be as pussy as a soccer player.
>> Anonymous
>>187567
looks like and spoiled amerifag, hey i take stiches watching it on my arm
>> Anonymous
Soccer isn't a fag sport
it's just played by a lot of fags (Europeans and South Americans)

When it is played by Americans, there is little to no flopping, nobody rolls on the ground pretending to be screaming only to get up and run around 7 seconds later, the refs are reluctant to make calls - even despite the fact that the players don't flop

Europeans just fucking fail
>> Anonymous
>>188034
I had stiches on my leg falling off my bike as a kid.

That isn't fucking hardcore you goddamn pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>187618
false it does not
>> Anonymous
Umm Chris Simms (the qurterback for the Bucs) played the whole second half of the game with a ruptured spleen and had blood pouring into his stomach.

And no I didn't watch the soccer game, I didn't feel like taking a nap
>> Anonymous
>>187580
>I've gotten 15 concussions

How the fuck did you manage that? You're either lying or are really terrible at football.
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You Americans are right. We are just a bunch of pussies. I'll start watching real men sports now. With lots of padding and helmets.
>> Anonymous
NFL players never bleed. ever.

1/10
>> Anonymous
>>189291
Again eurofail, freak accident.

Shit wouldn't happen if those faggots would stop prancing around like a bunch of goddamn fairies.
>> Anonymous
>>189292
With all the HGH wounds and injuries heal instantly!
>> Anonymous
anyone remember that nfl kicker that had a single bar helmet and got his nose broken recently,i cant find it on youtube
>> Anonymous
soccer plays without pads and they somtimes get stitches, football used to be played without pads and people DIED
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>>187567
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Yes because nothing bad has ever happened to Ameriball players since they are protected by so much padding

They had to invent padding and helmets, because the sport and all its athletes would have died out if they didn't

FUCK, EUROPES STUPIDITY MAKES ME RAGE
>> Anonymous
I support these threads because they'll keep /sp/ alive until football season.
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/750117/soccer_players_faking_injury/
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/750117/soccer_players_faking_injury/
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/750117/soccer_players_faking_injury/
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/750117/soccer_players_faking_injury/
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You Eurofags need to understand something. This is all the pads we wear. A helmet so you can survive one game, and shoulder pads which protect only your shoulders, allowing you to hit hella harder. As you can see, the shoulder pads offer no protection to any other part of your body. And then you have kneepads and elbow pads, which you wear in every sport.

Not exactly the suit of armor Eurofags like to make it out to be. Nice fail soccerfags.
>> Anonymous
"I take the risk! I may leave the pitch on a stretcher and paralyzed. I'M SO GAR!! SO MANLY!! HURR!!"
>> Anonymous
/r/ tarvaris jackson getting knocked limp
>> Anonymous
>>189309
Elbow and kneepads in every sport? Are you a goddamn retard (I'll leave that unanswered, football fan as you are) What about Baseball? Where are the knee and elbow pads there? Basketball? Tennis? Rugby? Soccer?
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Trolls, butthurt, and Europe v. America. Just another beautiful day in /sp/.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
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>>187618
>wake me up when some guy breaks his leg and continues to play. and yes, that does happen in american football.
Oh hey there. I'm just gonna play a match with a broken neck and make a bunch of kick ass spectacular saves that would be near impossible for even a perfecly healthy keeper.
>> Anonymous
I've disloacet my shoulder, and I've gotten four concussions playing football. The only reason we wear padding is because we hit so fucking hard.
>> Anonymous
>>189346
the stuff that players wear when batting (especially your HR king bonds) is way more than elbow and knee pads
>> Anonymous
>>189419
lol wut? They wear a batting helmet. What else do they wear?
>> Anonymous
>>189360

>Trolls, butthurt, NAMEFAGS and Europe v. America. Just another beautiful day in /sp/.

fix'd
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o hai guise
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in b4 the guy who got his jugular cut last season.
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protip: Rugby requires no plastic armor

No nigger amerifag will ever be more of a man than Chabal. Pic related.
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>>189449
>>189462
Oh hai
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>>189465

lolsup
>> Anonymous
>>189463
are you single?
>> Anonymous
>>189463
never heard of him
>> Anonymous
hey you stupid fucking europeans with your gloomy buildings and shit, there is PADDING in football because there is constant hitting which is part of the game, not sure if you knew but back in the 1900s HUNDREDS of players died each year just from college football

fuck off faggots, and your tiny countries, and your dumb ass stupid fucking languages, the only smart europeans are the ones who emigrated to the U.S
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>>189480
i agree with everything you said

also, the smart ones should spend a bit more time learning the engrish, really
>> Anonymous
most black athletes are closet homosexuals. american sports, of all sports, have the greatest percentage of black athletes
american sports are FAG SPORTS
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>>189463
Real men love to feel the soft caress of another man's hand to quiet the tears of disappointment.
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>>189484
Not to mention America rely on blacks to fill their sports teams because they're too inept to play their own sports, lolz.
>> Anonymous
lol FRANCE dominates rugby. Yeah that game must be REAL tough
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>>189499
Black people are Americans, so that didn't make much sense
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Oh hi, you guys may know me. I'm a United States native named Ryan Malone, while in the Stanley Cup Finals I was struck in my face by a puck moving at least 100 mph.

Sure I may have broken my nose and received a large gash, but I stayed out there and continued to play through the game.
>> Anonymous
Torsten Frings played last night with broken ribs.
>> Anonymous
>>190482
Yeah he did and that makes him kinda cool in my book, but the motherfucking king of manliness is still Bert Trautmann for playing with a broken neck. It's still a miracle that he survived, let alone play the game to the end.
>> Anonymous
>>189499
this is the most ignorant shit i have ever heard, American is a a nationality race has nothing to do with it (even though whites could be a little more appreciative :)
>> Anonymous
OP is an American
>> Anonymous
>>187568
I loled heartily
>> Anonymous
>>190512
Gilberto Silva played like 10 games with a broken back. But I guess it wasn't serious, as far as broken backs go, at least.
>> Anonymous
>>190512
I agree. Trautmann is the toughest there ever was.
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This is the only soccer where the players aren't complete faggots.