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Anonymous
OK, Raider fans. I need a couple of volunteers for an important mission that may give us a winning season. Fuck it, let's make sure this goes right, I'm drafting all of you.
The mission is simple guys - Kill Al Davis. That's it. I don't care how you do it, where you do it, or if you get caught and blame it all on 4chan. Just kill him. Then after the "no decisions can be made until 12 months after he's in the ground, just in case he's not dead" clause expires, the team may be able to start rebuilding itself into a winning organization.
I promise if you're arrested for his murder, I'll come to death row for conjugal visits.
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