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Hey /SP/ tell me how my ass tastes.

ITT: In honor of Shaq....Short raps about your favorite and least favorite teams/players.
>> Anonymous
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HA.../SP/ is all white guys...no chance in hell of getting a decent rap.

pic related. /sp/ fags.
>> Anonymous
How many B.I.G. references can I make?
>> Anonymous
as many as you like shaq. Oh yes, spelling words out is also allowed....since it gives you time to think of your next rhyme.
>> Anonymous
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>>185668

I went to the bar all year long,

The Patriots singing that victory song,

Best team ever they said, eating whatever ESPN fed

Super Bowl time came around

Guess who ended up looking like the biggest clowns?

But the story doesint end there, a Senator from Penn Stae shot a glare

The Patriots will forever be in question, so what will end up being the ultimate lesson

That cheaters never prosper

yo home to bel air.
>> Anonymous
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yo use my game to drop sense,
your team hands down has the afc's worst offense
past tense that's where your owner always be
haven't won shit since 1983
Should have fired Al Davis in the face with a cannon
No respect when your starting QB was Rich Gannon
Even your mascot's hella faggotry
His eyepatch screams "leave failure to me"
Suckin on some dick, monglin on pole
World's biggest gay orgy AKA the Black Hole
Holy fuck your team is lousy,
First round pick: Jason Janiakowski?
Yo, I'd ask how my ass tastes
But i don't want a raider fan near that place.
>> Anonymous
>>185683

OP Here.... mad points for using meme's in your rap. (eyepatch) (ass tastes)
185683 in the Battle Rap LEAD!
still waiting for Laker fan to reply to shaq...Kahn to come strong as well....and many more.
>> Proof !!HYH71mAkmGC
http://youtube.com/watch?v=umg3RdT6lAM

To tell you the truth, first time I heard about it I though it was a joke.
>> Anonymous
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72 undefeated not 18-1 bitch
We might have gone 1-15
But we didn’t choke on the fat
Dick in the super bowl
Hold on my balls itch.
I’ll just use the last ring from the heat
Or the other two from the marlins
New England you the shit now
but we’ll come back in 08
so tom brady, let me know how my ass tastes.
Cheating ass bitches…tuck rule my dick
You beantown fucks just got raped by a spic.
>> Anonymous
>>185736
I see one rhyme there.

Good job.
>> Anonymous
>>185751
white guy cant find rhymes in rap..unless its one right after the other....this for you 185751

white guy is a pat fag
grab my cock and gag
shoot my goo all over your face
oh yeah, and tell me how my ass tastes.
>> Anonymous
BUMP AROUND BUMP AROUND
>> Anonymous
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Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped - turned upside down,
And i'd like to take a minute,
just sit right there,
I'll tell you howI became the ponce of a town called Bel-Air

In London, Brittania,
born an' raised,
on the playground is where i spent mosta my days,
Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
An' all shootin some longballs outside of the goal,
When a couple o' guys who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got in one little fight and my wife got scared,
She said 'You're playin' with some shitty team in LA!'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day,but
she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said 'I´d might as well kickin'
First class, 'Yo, this is bad' drinkin orange juice out of a champagne glass
'Is this what the people of Amerikkka live like?'
'Hmm.. this might be awright!'
The way I´d wear the getup, gold, white and all
I had to sit as I have a place of they just in this limey prat
'I don´t think so', 'I see what I get there'
I hope they´re prepared for the Ponce of Bel Air!

Well I, tha plain land and when I came out
there was a dude look like a cop standin' there with my name out
'I ain´t trying to get arrested yet, 'I just got here'
I sprang with the quickness like light has disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when i came near,
The license plate said 'Fresh',
And had dice in the mirror,
If anything i could say that this cab was rare,
But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!'

I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight,
I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes, smell ya later!'
I looked at my kingdom,
I was finally there!
To sit on my throne as the Ponce of Bel-Air!
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When you at the foul line I feel bad for you son
You could shoot 99 free throws and wouldn't hit one
Now with Shaq at the line, he wasting his time
Building a mansion, one brick at a time
You might make a few if you practice some more
0-for-30?! What kinda stats are those?!

Now you 0-for-4 trying to even the score
Sweating on the line, underarm smelling raw
All eyes on you, you feeling unsure
Jack Nicholson smiling courtside by the floor
You ain't trying to shoot what you might not make
The truth is, the league pay you so much cake
So you go to the huddle with Phil flappinh his jaws
Like “Shaq, you know why I called a timeout for?"
"Cause I'm big and I'm dumb and I'm 0-for-44?
Do I like smart Phil? Hell, I don't know
You going take me out the game or should I miss some more?"
“We all know your IQ is 34
I done told you before that Kobe's the star
And if you make these free throws then I'll buy you a car"
Man I'm quick not to hit, you all know that shit
Matter fact check the goal, I think the rim is tripped
Man I know I'm right, just believe in Shaq
If the rim ain't broke in the front, then check the back
So you go back to the line ready to press your luck
You don't even bend your knees, you just throw that shit up
Look like it might hit, it's more close than far
But it don't, sold out house going, “Awwwww"
>> Anonymous
>>185901

That sucked...once again.../sp/ proves there are no black people on here.
>> Anonymous
>>185901
That's quite lame.
>> Anonymous
i like how shaq took the effort to throw both patrick ewing and kareem under the bus along with kobe.

his wife must've fucked kareem for payback.
>> RAY ALLEN !!+K0Mvqp/bEq
>>185907
Kobe how's my ass taste?
>> Anonymous
I'll have a go:

ostensibly this is all about football
but like madden the mind slips
i'm kinda like joe gibbs, I'd rather be out driving
preferably drinking, till the whole car starts stinking
like Schlereth's pants, with Elway's hands up his ass
when he's in a three point stance
appearently jerry rice can't dance like emmitt from dallas
which makes sense
smith always was better on carpet
running like what najeh davenport does in women's closets
remember barry sanders, he was scary
if he juked you in Chicago they'd find you lost somewhere in Gary
with only one shoe and sock, gestering incoherently
like Ron Winter calling holding. speaking of scolding
what's a brother got to do to shoot his way out of Natti?
thurman got suspended, but johnson's just too classy
scores garbage tds then wears a jacket for the afterparty
while kenny watson crawls off the turf after every first down
if johnson ever goes to court he'll probably dress up like a clown

hey al michaels, do you believe in miracles?
al davis is clinically alive and jared allen is still allowed in motor vehicles
after playing 18 years seau is still capable of walking
matt millen has a job and monk is in the hall for outstanding blocking
aikman and irvin are in there too while smith's beard goes gray from fading
I talked to those who know; they said irvin's got the load of blow
which explains why keith hernandez is right there waiting

T.O. once revealed that he knew jeff garcia was gay
if being gay got me his wife i'd probably swing that way
millions of dollars can't seem to get this man to camp
least gramp parcells' boot up his ass no longer gives him the cramps
I've got a bet going, on which I expect to collect good money
That the reason he likes popcorn and balls is because both are salty
Says Rice was his mentor, but its Rison he's apeing
T.O. guests in porn that the Pats are likely taping
>> Anonymous
best ones so far are the first 2.
>> Anonymous
>>185958

In the time I've been talking Travis Henry's fathered 6 kids
And O.J. Simpson's old jockstrap on eBay has attracted no bids
Peyton Manning has finally audibled to a call with a snap
While Shaun Rodgers has enjoyed a 5 minute nap.
remember when detroit last had a good qb?
my dad doesn't and he's like 53.
barry sanders once threw a touchdown and its still the best we've seen
this franchise is so sad jason hanson's jersey is an all-time best seller
and it was popular even before millen fell down the stairs into the cellar
hey, anyways, wasn't barry sanders the shit?
maybe the best juke he put on anyone was when he just up and quit
actually, no, the best move he put on anyone was when he left John Lynch
flat on his ass after breaking down three times and not moving an inch
or that time he snapped Rod Woodson's ACL from five yards away
or when he spun five new england pats into running the wrong way
the packers would practice how to herd and surround him
the bucs once tried using collies but then vick came and shot 'em

>>185961
Actually the best one so far is the Shaq one,>>185907
>> Anonymous
>>185976

His rhymes where better but the other 2 are more entertaining
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l. a. lakers fast break makers
kinds of the court shake and bake all takers
back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains in tact
m-a-g-i-c see you on the court
buck has come to play his way and his way is to thwart
m-a-g-i-c magic of the buck
other teams pray for dreams
but he don't give a fuck
penetrating the lane like a bullet train
comes the magic blood a telepathic brain
knucklehead suckers better duck
when the buck comes through like a truck
scott stops pops and drops it in
on his way back gets a little skin
from the hand of a man named a. c. green
slam so hard break your t.v. screen
worthy's hot with his tomahawk
take it to the hole make your mamma talk
i hate to burst your bubble but triple double trouble
is coming to your town and he's going to make rubble
l. a. lakers fast break makers
kings of the court shake and bake all takers
back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains in tact
m-a-g-i-c see you in purple and gold
You can swim, but you won't get far so you might as well go home
m-a-g-i-c in buck we trust
Restoring order to the court and justice is a must
lakers are the team that i watch on the telly
cause they got more moves
that a bowl full of jelly
the buck stops here - pops - then cheers
a roar through the forum
that deafens my ears
the one and only know if his kind
sits in a throne
not for the records that he holds
but for being bald and bold
kareem abdul jabbar
all time great super super star
i hate to burst your bubble but triple double trouble
is coming to your town and he's going to make rubble
does anybody want some magic johnson
l. a. lakers fast break makers
kings of the court shake and bake all takers
back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains in tact