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Anonymous
While it may be one of the most popular kids games in America, it doesn't mean there aren't a shit ton of kids also playing basketball, football and baseball. For fuck sakes, have you ever seen have the fucking games for kids in North American soccer? Sure, there are some kids with real talent, but there's no way they'll ever develop without a fucking miracle. There's no real competition here because most people give it up when they grow a pair by age 13; yes even the girls.
It's developed in places like Brazil and Europe because it's cheap as balls to play, you need some type of ball (doesn't really matter what kind as long as it doesn't break your ankle), and some kind of goal (as easy as lines on a wall). Sport for poor fucking countries to make money off of. It's just that in North America, we generally have money, so we don't need to play a paupers game to form shit leagues and make a little money. That's why we play games like football and basketball, they're exciting to watch, something happens every thirty seconds or so; it's not that we can't pay attention for longer, it's just more entertaining to see something interesting every few seconds. (Admittedly, baseball is one of the most boring games out there.)
tl;dr: Soccer sucks ass and is for poor niggers.
P.S. AmeriKKKa? The whole team with the exception of half a player is black ya fucking monkey.
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