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Utah Jazz owner is de wurst Anonymous
>In a move that really shouldn't surprise anyone, the Megaplex Theaters chain, which is owned by the highly conservative Larry Miller, owner of the Utah Jazz and dozens of auto dealerships across the country, will not show Kevin Smith's Zack and Miri Make a Porno when it is released this Friday.

>The chain's spokesman, Cal Gunderson, tells Page Six, that it's just too raunchy for its audiences in Salt Lake City, Ogden, Lehi, and Sandy, Utah. "We feel it's very close to an Nc-17 with its graphic nudity and graphic sex," says Megaplex's Cal Gunderson. When asked why the same chain is showing Saw V, Gunderson replied, "No comment."

Also Chris Paul is better than Deron Williams.
>> Anonymous
at least all those faggots stay to themselves in utah. nothing of value was lost etc.

and yes, cp3>williams
>> Anonymous
Fucking retards. Kids are far more likely to be traumatized by Saw than by a comedy by Kevin Smith.

Furthermore, the R rating means no kids are there unless their parents bring them anyway, and what the fuck parent takes their child to Zack and Miri Make a Porno?
>> Anonymous
protip: dude is probably a mormon
>> Anonymous
>>434011
cp3 on E60 right now
>> Anonymous
>>434046
>protip: dude is probably a moron
fix'd for you
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
If it were "Zack and Miri and Stacy and Leslie and Amber and LaShawna Make a Porno" they'd be showing it.
>> Anonymous
>>434038

When I was 14 I used to buy tickets to a movie of the same time as the R rated one I wanted to see, and then go to the theatre showing the R rated movie. It almost always worked. The only movies I was unable to get into without a parent were Jackass and Team America: World Police.
>> Anonymous
Ain't nothing like the NEW ORLEANS Jazz