Phelps will probably tie and break Mark Spitz's Olympic gold record, but you know what he's always gonna be the winner in my book cause he did it in style, no goggles, no swimming cap, and to top it off a bitching mustache.
gb2/bed/ mark
Who's got the bigger penis, though?
>>245945>>>/bed/
He already broke it.But you can't beat that killer mustache.
>>2459622 records:All time most gold medals (Phelps beat this)Most gold medals in one Olympics (nope, not yet)
I lol'd when Phelps had his goggles fill up with water. It looked like they did again in another race. It's almost no goggles...
They should make them swim naked so their is no contraversy. Plus we can see if they got a nice penis.lol
>>246043HE's a eunnich. He cut it off to be more streamlined
i wonder how much faster mark spitz would swim if he didn't have his mustache
BACK IN 1972 THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE 50M FREESTYLE SO AFTER HIS 7TH GOLD MEDAL MARK SPITZ RACED AND KILLED A GREAT WHITE SHARK BEFORE MAKING SWEET LOVE TO THE DORSAL FIN OF ITS AROUSED WIFE
mccovern's new economics failed
i'm on that mountain, my man mark spitz is on the mountain, we're just waiting on our brides.
FINALLY A MARK SPITZ THREAD THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WENT TO ATHENS AND THEY CARVED MY FACE ON THE TEMPLE OF OLYMPUS. WHY ISN'T MY FACE PLASTERED ALL OVER PAGE 1. IT'S ALMOST DEMEANING TO ME NO CHECK THAT IT IS DEMEANING FUCK YOU FAGS BUY MY BOOK MARKSPITZUSA.COM
>>246161Hey Mercury, look what i have.
The terroists should have pwned his Jew ass back in 72
>>246265
>>246733/r/ing this with a bucket of KFC in fore ground.