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BRB, quadruple
>> Anonymous
>>419117


You can't quadruple without Dirk Kuyt!
>> Anonymous
This weekends result.

Liverpool 3 - 2 Chelsea.

We go 2-0 down at half time. Dirk Kuyt scores two scrappy goals in the 63rd and 75th minute before Alvaro Arbeloa shoots from 20 yards out, it hits Frank Lampards dead mum and richochets of Petr Cech's nipple head to go in, 3-2. 97th minute.

PS: Also, Terry gets sent off for looking at Alonso funny.
>> Anonymous
>>419552

nice try, arbeloa's injured.

Instead, the winner to be scored off a Carragher long ball, bouncing off Jermaine Pennant's afro, smacking right into Cech's face (causing him to be permacrocked for eternity) before Dossena taps it in.
>> Anonymous
Liverpool 0 Stoke 0

Thats why Liverpool cannot win the League.
>> Anonymous
>>419568

Sorry, watch football much do you? Bellend.
>> Anonymous
>>419568

Liverpool 2 Manchester United 1

would like a few words with you
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DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TACKLE THIS MAN
>> Anonymous
>>419581

Four players sent off this season. Record surely.
>> Anonymous
Another team said that last year and 2 of the wheels fell off, oh dear.
>> Anonymous
LIVERPOOL, FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>419569

I do and I agree with him. Liverpool's best ever Premiership start and they're still lagging behind Chelsea. They can't come back in every fucking match, they'll burn out by christmas if they try.
>> Anonymous
>>419593


lagging behind chelsea on GOAL DIFFERENCE
>> Anonymous
>>419598

Yep. It might as well be a point, Liverpool won't catch them for goals.
>> Anonymous
>>419602


the answer is simple: beat chelsea on Saturday.
>> Anonymous
ITT : Liverpool fans get their hopes up only to be wrecked by January. LOL
>> Anonymous
>>419604

Not at Stamford Bridge you won't. Nobody wins there, least of all Liverpool with a blunted attack.
>> Anonymous
I will kill myself if Liverpool somehow finish above Chelsea this season
>> Anonymous
Chelsea 2-0
>> Anonymous
Next weeks match could go either way.

Rafa could get the ysb to play like dogs again and that'd aggravate Chelsea. I'm backing a 1-1 draw.
>> Anonymous
>>419626
"2-0, 2-0
We always win 2-0"
>> Anonymous
>>419624

Toxx
>> BruinsFag !nzcH8FLamA
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>> Anonymous
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>>419609

>> Not at Stamford Bridge you won't. Nobody wins there,

"Records are made to be broken" - Rafa Benitez


>> least of all Liverpool with a blunted attack.

<--- perhaps you meant to type "an attack that smokes the blunt" ?
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>>419552

A shitty game winning goal in the 95th+ minute you say?
>> Anonymous
>>419839


FUCK YOU RIISE BURN IN HELL >:(
>> Anonymous
Mourinho said don't worry, Chelsea have nothing to fear..
But how quiet he went, when up popped Luis Garcia!!!

His shot it had no power but still he took his goal
And now he's taking Rafa to Istanbul

RAFAEL RAFAEL

Rafa in Istanbul :kamina:

Benitez said dont worry, I'll wipe away your tears
Cause stevie G's a Red, and a Red he'll be for YEARS
You can keep yer john terry stick your lampard up yer arse

Cause Carragher is here, and Gerrards's staying ours!
>> Anonymous
>>419581

lol
>> Anonymous
>>419581

fat lampard broke alonso's ankle, didn't even get a yellow.
>> Anonymous
Lampard to score a hattrick.
>> Anonymous
>>419568

>Chelsea 1 Tottenham 1

Thats why Chelsea cannot win the league.
>> Anonymous
chelsea 2 liverpool 1
>> Anonymous
>>419844

I love the internet, the fat kid who posted this will be in asia somewhere eating a cat and idolising that fat bastard gerrard and the failure that is benitez and his fluke mongers.

Face it you can tell the champions from the losers, liverpool are not champions.....

I fear chelsea and arsenal more than liverpool and united.

Chelski: Pure attacking ability, strong defence powerful midfiled ( with essien )

Arsenal: Brilliant passing, one touch football, counter attack non stop and pace

United: Referee is ALWAYS on their side, they play dirty and ronaldo is a faggot.

Liverpool: Fluke after fluke I mean christ the brazilians didnt fluke them selves to 5 world cups they outplayed everyone.... Defense is ghastly, dossena makes me piss my self laughing, babel is a wank james vaughn and torres is a pussy who cant handle the slightest knock, can't stay upright.

And if you say "we beat you at goodison" then you'll prove you know fuck all.... You beat us at home but that's not the prem is it? Get your priorities right derby not = premiership title.
>> Anonymous
>>420237

Ref always on their side? Did you see the WBA game? Or the Villarreal game? You're a tool if you actually think Arsenal are better than United.
>> Anonymous
>>420240

HAHA oh wow!

United's mascot is reffy the ref! Fucking hell arsenal spend fuck all money and finished above liverpool who payed out their arse to win anything.

United paid about 50 mil out this window and you've started fantastically.

Don't you get the games over in amerikkka?

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
>> Anonymous
>>420247
I don't support United, I live in Reading and support Reading. Enjoy being stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>420257

Oh mai bad, I don't speak lower leagues....

Butthurt much?
>> Anonymous
>>420264
HAHAHAHAHAHA. You try insulting me because I glory support a team from another country at first, then when it turns out I actually support my local team, you use a typical glory hunting insult of "lol ur team sux".
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>>420247
>>420264
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Ronaldo is a faggot but Fagregas is his gay bitch
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>> Anonymous
I'm afraid Newcastle will win the Premier league this year.
We were unlucky to only get a draw against Man City with 10 men!
We're on the up!
>> Anonymous
>>420273

haha oh wow.... No it's ok I lie about what team I support all the time too. It helps when you get raped.

I support tranmere because they're local by a few miles..... dur you an idiot nao.

Go to bed it's past your bed time.
>> Anonymous
>>420292
You're an idiot. Other than being wrong about where I live and who I support, your argument for Arsenal being a better team is laughable. Great, the spent less money. That's commendable. But they still don't have a better team.
>> Anonymous
>United paid about 50 mil out this window and you've started fantastically.

Tevez didn't get bought, his deal is still only a loan deal. They only bought Tevez for 32 mil. And got about 15-20 mil from players sold; Saha, Silvestre, Pique, and er Chris Eagles. Season before they spent £50 on Hargreaves, Nani and Anderson.. and what a start they got off to last season... Then look what they did!
>> Anonymous
>>419821

Fucking whatever. How many records has Benitez broken? He's all fart and no shit, Liverpool don't have the squad or the bottle to get a result at Chelsea.
>> Anonymous
Liverpool: Fluke after fluke I mean christ the brazilians didnt fluke them selves to 5 world cups they outplayed everyone.... Defense is ghastly, dossena makes me piss my self laughing, babel is a wank james vaughn and torres is a pussy who cant handle the slightest knock, can't stay upright.

>babel is a wank james vaughn and torres is a pussy
>babel is a wank james vaughn
>james vaughn


You obviously know jack shit about football.
>> Anonymous
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>>420240
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>>420257
>>420264
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>>420277
>>420285
>>420292
>>420300
>>420378
>>420478
>>420481

You guys are all retards. I'm tough on the internet too.
>> Anonymous
>> You beat us at home but that's not the prem is it? >> Get your priorities right derby not = premiership title.

True, but for Everton, the derby >>>>> CL Finals

And we love denying you. Because Everton is the comedy club of Merseyside. Not Tranmere, not PNE, who are decent for their leagues, not even AFC Liverpool. Everton is. From not paying the rent in 1892, to your hilarious 5-0 ASSRAPE in 1982 (which is still sung about to this day in America), to your songs which are entirely about us, Everton is the lolfag of the PL.
>> Anonymous
>>420478

Liverpool's target every season: Win something/anything

Everton's target every season: Stay up

Rafa's record at achieving targets: 2 out of 4
Moyes' record at achieving targets: 6 out of 6


fuck, Rafa sucks ;_;
>> Anonymous
the key is to trick the liverpool players into thinking it's the champion's league semi finals.. only this time, no riisetraitor to screw things over.

In this case, babel 92nd minute goal, 1-0 to 'pool.

otherwise, 3-1 to CSKA london.
>> Anonymous
>>419602

bs it's only october. Were due a couple of 4+ goal wins this season surely
>> Anonymous
>>421271


preferably against chelsea this weekend. wont happen but we can dream...
>> Anonymous
Chelsea might win the league but liverpool won't finish in the top 2. United's already written off i see but so were they last season. They had a rough start but are getting momentum and Rooney's actually scoring now instead of trying to chase every ball. Liverpool will eventually fade like arsenal did last season
>> Anonymous
>>421320


arsenal didn't "fade away".. they imploded.

Liverpool was engaged in Rafa & Kopies vs H&G last year and it led to that shitty nov-jan period where we kept drawing all the time.

Now there's an uneasy truce, so we can actually focus. Nothing less than a 8 point gap between us and the winners.. or better yet, 19-5 :)
>> Anonymous
>>421327

yeah, but there's always an excuse.

>>421271

Chelsea have more.
>> Anonymous
I will offer my tight virgin anus to Rafa if he can just beat Chelsea 1-0

the chavs are way overdue for a home defeat...
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>> Anonymous
>>421038
seriously
stop watching football you fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>420971

Preston isn't merseyside it's lancashire....

Jesus you gloryhunters.
>> Anonymous
>>421432

Kirkby isn't Merseyside either! And that's where you're going for all your matches once blue bill sells his arse to tesco/the arabs!
>> Anonymous
>>421434

And the point being?

All the redshite who think they're scouse come from kirkby. You are stupid please don't speak.
>> Anonymous
>>421434

Kirby is merseyside.... Do you even understand what you're saying?
>> Anonymous
>>420971lolfag of the PL
Scouse dreaming. Everton are quite respected for how well they've done in the league considering they are on a shoe string budget compared to the big four.
>> Anonymous
>>421443


>> Everton are quite respected

you made me blow milk out from my nose from laughing so hard
>> Anonymous
>>421554

Your ignorance made me shake my head. Everton are one of the biggest clubs in england success wise and fanwise.

You need to learn more about it, teams excist outside the top 4. Chelsea were shit before 2004.