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Anonymous
MY GOLD MEDAL, IT'S NOT EATABLE!
>> Anonymous
who was that one chick who bit her bronze medal?
I thought that was hilarious
>> Anonymous
The medals, which were supposed to be made entirely of gold, were instead found to be composed of 99% lead alloy and coated with a gold-colored lead-based paint.

"We are trying to determine how exactly so much lead got into those gold medals," said a spokesman for Wuhan, China's largest exporter of gold medals. "Until we do, we are urging all first-place athletes not to lick, taste or suck on their medals."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/chinas-gold-medals-found_b_118664.html
>> Anonymous
>>254076
lmfao
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
sounds legit.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>"I am very, very concerned about my extensive contact with gold medals," Mr. Phelps told reporters. "But what am I supposed to do? Stop being so awesome?"

lol wut
>> Anonymous
>>254085
I was under the impression that bronze is not a soft metal

and it's made up of tin and copper, so it's not worth all that much anyway
>> Anonymous
Hey guise, how do I dope and get away with it?
[spoiler]by having the event in my country[/spoiler]
>> Anonymous
That wooden badge looks delicious.
>> Anonymous
>>254076
hillaroius 10/10
>> Anonymous
>>254071
That was the French fencing chick. And she's so hot, she can put her mouth on anything she damn well wants.
>> Anonymous
>>254207
You must be blind
>> Anonymous
The *real* question is, when you remove the foil, is it dark chocolate or milk chocolate?
>> Anonymous
>>254069
i thought he was trying to talk to it like a phone
>> Anonymous
i've never seen a gold medal with some much white plastic on it
>> Anonymous
>>254269
its called White Jade, not plastic. White jade trades currently at about 40 times the value of gold.
>> Anonymous
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>>254276

http://en.beijing2008.cn/67/83/article214028367.shtml
>> Anonymous
>>254285
I want one!

Maybe I can get a gold medal in ladder climbing or something.