I, gilbert arenas, so solemnly swear to avoid the following:-ankle injuries-knee injuries-foot injuries-shoulder injuries-rotator cup injuriesMost importantly, I promise to take this season seriously and not spend it playing pranks and laughing with my team.I understand that if I do this, the Washington Wizards have a legitimate shot at winning the East. If I fail, my team loses in the inevitable Cavs/Wizards cage match every year in May.sincerely,Agent Zero
ITT: Gilbert Arenas gets a concussion, thumb fracture, and diabetes.