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Señor Anonymous
Metsfag here.

Here's shitty Mets management should do:
Kick Delgado off the team and Sign Frank Thomas for the season, then go after Mark Teixeira in the offseason.

Kick Jorge Sosa and Aaron Heilman off the team and pursue relievers with talent.

Last resort, fire Willie Randolph and hire Wally Backman.
>> Anonymous
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If you fire John Maine, NYMetz, I'm never speaking to you again.
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74172
Never.

Also, put Ryan Church back in the number 2 spot and hit Castillo 8th. When they did that, 5 game winning streak. When they switched it back, 3 game losing streak.
>> Anonymous
ITT how to fix the mets
>> Anonymous
>>74183
trade entire minor league for Chase Utley.
>> Anonymous
Clone 25 John Maines to play every position.
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74196
Haha, like the Bugs Bunny cartoon.
>> Anonymous
>>74207
....

Your age...its in the double digits right?
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74211
Haha, yeah. Old memories. Forgive me for recalling my childhood.
>> Anonymous
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>>74216
Ok just checking there Senor.

But yes...any and all problems can be cured by moar John Maine
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74218
Actually, we can have Johan and Maine alternate in the rotation, then have an entire batting lineup of Johans.
>> Anonymous
>>74222
motherfucker hit TWO DOUBLES
>> Anonymous
>>74168

I would rather see Delgato go and have Pagan move up to 1b. The motherfuckers only been here for a month or so, but hes so fucking clutch.
>> Anonymous
can't get rid of delgado, paying him way too much, and nobody wants to pick up that salary. plus, if they did, you know he'd hit 100/30 for the season, the fuck
>> Anonymous
FRANK THOMAS HAS ALREADY BEEN SIGNED.
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74228
That could work.

We need to work it out so that Beltran plays center field but someone else bats for him every time. Someone like, I dunno, David Ortiz.
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74232
BAWWWW

>>74231
True.

I was worried about the same kid of thing happening with Shawn Green. Good thing he retired.
>> Anonymous
>>74236

Also, there's no DH in the NL, so it wouldn't matter because if I remember right, Thomas can't play 1B.

That's what I heard somewhere though, could be wrong.
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74239
Yeah, but Neither can Delgado.
>> Anonymous
>>74240

Well played.
>> Anonymous
Players on the Mets who care:
Johan Santana
John Maine
Jose Reyes (lately)
Ryan Church
Brian Schneider
Angel Pagan

uh.....
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74255
Haha Ryan Church just stole second.
>> Anonymous
>>74255
also wright, wagner, pelfrey, easley, chavez

oh snap, rbi for perez!
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74266
Yes.

And Perez gets added for being clutch.
>> Señor Anonymous
Man. Beltran sucks.

Strikeouts with runners in scoring position: one million and counting.
>> Anonymous
can anderson play first? he was so clutch last year, he needs some at bats besides one a game

glad they traded that loudmouth rappa wannabe out and got church/schneider.
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74301
Aye. Awesome trade.
>> Anonymous
>>74301
I was livid when they first made that trade. I was definitely wrong about that though.
>> Señor Anonymous
Fucking Perez. Best pitcher in the world for three innings, then he starts walking and hitting guys with the bases loaded.

Asshole cannot pitch with a lead.
>> Anonymous
nice catch, saved perez' ass
>> Anonymous
see the guy run into delgado and take a digger? LMAO
>> Anonymous
>>74325
Seriously.... every fucking game....
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74346
NO ES BUENOOOO
>> Aaron Heilman
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C'mon guys, it's tough out there.
>> Anonymous
>>74168
he looks a lot like carl weathers
>> Anonymous
don't trade perez, shoot him, eat the $ loss
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74401
HAHA OH WOW
HAHA OH WOW
HAHA OH WOW
HAHA OH WOW
HAHA OH WOW
HAHA OH WOW
>> Anonymous
oops, it's heilman now, him too, fucking cockbite
>> Anonymous
ricky's go-to guy heilman is. how many times has this fuck taken close games and given them away. watch, he's not finished doing it wrong yet
>> Anonymous
>>74410
*willie's

i'm just pissed off right now
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74410
He is an incredible experiment in failure.

When will Randolph see it.

When?
>> Anonymous
ok, fuck this game tonight.

southpark episode
stupid spoiled whore video playset is on
>> Anonymous
Grand Slams this season:

Mets: 0
Opposition: 3...and counting
>> Anonymous
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ha ha, season is three weeks old and fuckin bandwagon mets fans are already crying like a bunch of schoolgirls

Haw, how can the phillies lose this division full of pussies?
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74422
Lifelong, die hard Mets fan.

I despise the bullpen.

I despise the Phillies and all of their bandwagon fans who hopped aboard last season when they found out they could win the division.

So fuck you. Learn baseball.
>> Anonymous
>>74427

the Phillies and all of their bandwagon fans

Jesus Christ

nice try, junior
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74433
Are you kidding. Phillies fans used to go to the ballpark to boo the Phillies. They didn't have fans until last season.
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74435
"fan" used loosely there, obviously.
>> Anonymous
Why does Willie use Sosa every day?

Isn't he supposed to be the long man?
>> Señor Anonymous
>>74444
Because Randolph has no idea how to manage a team.
>> Anonymous
>>74236
what the fuck are you bawing about here? he's pointing out that the first step of your retarded plan ain't happening. and your idea of going after pitchers with "talent" is incredible. i wish i knew baseball as well as you
>> Anonymous
>>74561
also you can't just kick guys off the team. you know, because of contracts and stuff
>> Anonymous
>>74168
Ok, maybe I don't watch the Mets play enough because I'm not a raging homosexual, but there's no fucking way that Thomas would be an upgrade over Delgado.

And what's wrong with Jorge Sosa? I was hoping we picked him up last year.. from what I see he's perfectly fine. I'd be more concerned with Pedro and all of your other pitchers save for Santana.
>> Anonymous
>>74590

I'm actually more worried about Pedro than Sosa. Pedro's health is a huge question mark (but he'll be back in 3 weeks), but this bullpen is atrocious.
>> Anonymous
>>74590

I have more of a concern with Sosa than Pedro. Pedro will be back in 3 weeks, and Alou will be back this weekend. Sosa, Heilman, and Delgado really scares me.