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Anonymous
http://journalstar.com/articles/2008/09/14/news/local/doc48cc43fa1c323987180635.txt

My father is an Indian with polio and my mother is a meth addict with a mental disorder, and now at 22, I am a major league baseball player headed for the hall of fame.

What have you done with your life?
>> Anonymous
>hall of fame

lol 0/10
>> Anonymous
fun factoid, his father calls his scooter Humphrey
>> Anonymous
I was wondering how he got the name "Joba Chamberlain." It's kind of an odd juxtaposition.
>> Anonymous
>>339186

When Joba (then Justin) was a little boy, his two-year-old cousin was unable to pronounce her brother (Joba's other cousin) Joshua's name correctly, pronouncing it as Joba instead. Harlan Chamberlain heard this and liked the nickname, so he began referring to Justin (instead of cousin Joshua) as Joba. Harlan said the name was "dynamic." Joba agreed, and eventually had his name legally changed.