ITT: Cub fans cry, while the rest of us laugh.>Alfonso Soriano is expected to miss at least six weeks after suffering a broken bone.
now the extra police won't be needed to keep you from getting booed
Yeah, because we never would be in first place without Soriano.Oh wait.
I laughed at how often ESPN referred to this as "BREAKING NEWS".I guess they just wanted to rub it in.
>>153369No, it's not that. ESPN has to fill dead air, so they repeat the same breaking news 15 times an hour, in case we weren't paying attention.
>>153369They had to pretend it was important. Otherwise they can't allow themselves to get off Boston's dick.
>>153371ESPN can't get off Boston's dick no matter what they do.
Only people we have to worry about are the Cardinals, who also have lost Pujols. Pujols is of much more importance to the Cardinals than Soriano is to the Cubs...
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Not even the right picture. Faggots. We got to first with Soriano on the DL for a month.
ow mah groin.
>>153370>>153371I meant that they kept referring to it as "breaking" news.
>>153406Guess what? You won't win the World Series.
>>153659You sound like a bitter... Hell, I don't even know which shitty NL team to consider you a fag of as they all hate the Cubs right now.
>>153675Butthurt Cubs fan.And you spelt biter wrong,
>>153675NL? I'm AL, I just fucking hate the Cubs fans and the endless whining that follows them.
Ok then.Reed Johnson -> Left Fieldproblem fixed.
>>153784Pretty much. Also, it's nice to know that he won't jack up his leg because he does a stupid hop before he catches the ball...
>>153748Fail