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Go Dodgers HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
1. They can make every member of Red Sox Nation and the biased north east media look like complete total idiots if Manny wins a championship in LA as the main star on the team. Those ungrateful bastards up in Boston ran him out of town for no reason and it would be sweet revenge to see him win a ring without the baggage of those bandwagon faggots.

2. Joe Torre was run out of New York because of some bullshit reason about how he couldn't win another championship. He already gave those greedy bastards four; wouldn't it be hilarious to see him win a championship the year he joins another team? Everyone in the Yankees front office criticized him because he couldn't get it done in October even though it was their fault for providing him with garbage players. Now, he has a quality team that can compete and seeing him hoist the World Series trophy as the New York sensationalist media cries themselves to death the next day would be amazing.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
3. They can break the Cubs hearts by winning the division series. All season long I've heard it's been the Cubs season to end the drought. I'm sick of it. It would be very entertaining to see a team many saw unworthy to make the playoffs ruin the Cubs for the 100th straight season.

4. Kobe Bryant. What does Kobe Bryant have to do with the Dodgers you ask. Everything. Kobe has failed to deliver a championship to Los Angeles since the Lakers traded away Shaq. To see the Dodgers, a largely ignored team in comparison to the Lakers, win a championship before they do without O'Neal would make Kobe Bryant look like a fool. He would become an outcast in LA and be labeled as a choker. The fans would quickly become disinterested with the Lakers and start paying most of their attention to the Dodgers.

5. Andruw Jones will watch on in horror as the team that signed him wins a championship while he's in Triple A with no promotion in sight.

Join me /sp/ in rooting for the Dodgers to win the World Series and demolish the hopes and dreams of many.
>> Anonymous
You raise interesting points...
>> Anonymous
As a Sacramento Kings fan, I have a hard time rooting for any Southern California team.

But alas, I am as well a Milwaukee Brewers fan, and nothing would give me more pleasure than to watch the Dodgers add one more tally to that large number which currently sits at 100.
>> Anonymous
DODGERS = THE ULTIMATE TROLLS
>> Anonymous
>>377646
>!h7MHU9L/Oo
>!l.NN17igNU

Tripfag is fail. Try again.
>> Anonymous
As a Yankeesfag who liked Joe Torre and hates the Steinbrenners, I can get on board with this.
>> Anonymous
Amazing points. I will now be rooting for the Dodgers so they can troll everyone possible.
>> Anonymous
Dodgers: Doin' it for teh lulz since 2008.
>> Anonymous
>>377648
That title still belongs to the Marlins. Nothing like broke teams with no fans ruining it for real teams. There is no reason they should have 2 world series titles
>> Anonymous
>>377665

Yeah but the Dodgers would ruin Boston and New York in one postseason just by having two people. How awesome is that?
>> Anonymous
Fuck OP is right. Always been a huge Giants fan so I hate the Dodgers but I'll be rooting for em this post season.
>> Anonymous
>>377634

Protip: Boston has had a much better winning percentage since Manny left town. True, they lost the best player on their team. Also true is that the team is better as a whole.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>377679

Who cares? It would still be hilarious to see Manny celebrating while Dan Shaunessay or whatever the fuck his name is starts crying like a bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>377680

Hey I'm not butthurt. I like Manny. I wish he was still in town. If the Sox don't win than I have no problem with the Dodgers winning. If anything, I'd like to see Nomar celebrating winning a World Series.
>> Anonymous
I don't want the Dodgers to win, but there is some consolation in them winning. So long neither the Red Sox or the Angels win. Or Philadelphia. Fuck those teams to hell.
>> Anonymous
White Sox fan here. I'll be rooting for the Dodgers to go all the way because I sure as hell know my team isn't making it out of the ALDS.
>> Anonymous
i stopped reading after point #2 because the first two you presented were absolutely retarded.

manny was run out of boston? fuck that, the fans love him and the team tolerated his knuckle-dragging, lazy, sloppy-fielding wannabe nigger attitude and gave him two rings. what else can you ask for? that fucking degenerate goes around and publicly bashes him team and demands a trade.

joe torre wasn't run out of new york either. he was offered a very generous contract extension, but it was just less then what he was making when he was winning rings. he was given incentives in his contract which would pay him what he used to make if he won another ring. either way, the lowered rate they were giving him was still astoundingly high for a manager. i don't know if he was treated fairly burt he certainly wasn't run out of town.

also, he DOESN'T have a quality team. the dodgers are shit and are beneath the yankees still. they;d be FIFTH place behind TB, boston, NYY and toronto if they were in the AL East, i.e. a good division. if they didn't play in such a AAA-level division like they NL West they'd all be on vacation now. six games above .500 and winning your division? that's bullshit

sage isn't for the dodgers, it's for OP being a fucking moron
>> Anonymous
>>377705
>butthurt northeast fag

Fixed
>> Anonymous
The same goes for managers as it does for players. No one wants a 1 year deal.
>> Anonymous
>>377745
no. i hate the red sox passionately but it's going to either be them or TB who's winning it this year. and it sure as hell won't be a mediocre team like the dodgers. there are ten more deserving teams in baseball than the dodgers
>> Anonymous
what makes another team more deserving? better regular seasons? better players? none of that means shit. the only thing that matters is who plays better in october and if the dodgers do that they deserve every bit of their spot in the playoffs.
>> Anonymous
Metsfag here. I'm rooting for the Dodgers because the new CitiField looks just like Ebbetts Field.
>> Anonymous
>>377753
Right. No team "deserves" a championship. You EARN it, and the Dodgers are doing just that. As for the Cubs, well, better luck next year.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>377751

One of which isn't the Cubs considering they're down 0-2 to the Dodgers.
>> Anonymous
>>377635
>He would become an outcast in LA and be labeled as a choker.
uh yeah sure.
>> Anonymous
OP fails to realize that everyone in LA fucking loves Kobe and they all think he's better than Jordan.


He's actually been their bright spot in all the years of Lakerfail.
>> Anonymous
>Those ungrateful bastards up in Boston ran him out of town for no reason
lol no, obviously you don't know what "demanding to be traded" means

Now look, I loved Manny, I've been a fan and supporter of him since he came to Boston, but we didn't run him out of town. Most Red Sox fans were pissed by the move. Not only did we lose a Hall of Famer, but now David Ortiz has no dangerous killer hitter to protect him in the lineup.

But we didn't "run him out of town". He WANTED to leave Boston. He's wanted to leave since the very first year he came here. In every single offseason since he came to Boston he demanded to be traded.
>> Anonymous
>>377705
fucking second. jesus christ.
And I'm a fucking Dodgersfag.
>> Anonymous
>To see the Dodgers, a largely ignored team in comparison to the Lakers, win a championship before they do without O'Neal would make Kobe Bryant look like a fool. He would become an outcast in LA and be labeled as a choker. The fans would quickly become disinterested with the Lakers and start paying most of their attention to the Dodgers.

Are you fucking retarded? Do you even fucking live in L.A.? If you don't then shut the fuck up cause all of us in L.A. love Kobe for basically carrying our team these past 4 years. He can rape as much as he likes.
>> Anonymous
Whether you break up with your girlfriend, or your girlfriend breaks up with you, it sucks to see her happy and successful while you wallow in fail.

Please apply this metaphor to Joe Torre and Manny Ramierez, for you retards who care whether they were 'run out of town' or 'quit on their team'.
>> Anonymous
i bleed red and blue, and shit wrigley field hotdogs in the offseason, but you guys are wiping homeplate with our tears. i have friends in LA, and i know how many people root for the dodgers (none), so seeing you guys kicking ass will be slight consolidation when you rape us on saturday
>> Anonymous
>>377825
Applies to the Yankees, at least.

Red Sox don't appear to be wallowing in fail, for now at least.
>> Anonymous
>>377828
>slight consolidation
I don't think that word means what you think it means
>> Anonymous
>>377828
lolwut
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>377796
Which is why the majority of LA is fucking retarded.

>>377812
He only demanded a trade after the media and the fans kept jumping on his ass for not hustling out one ground ball.
>> Anonymous
If LA resigns Manny, which I hope they do, I look forward to their fans whinging after Manny tells the manager he doesn't feel like playing much that week.
>> Anonymous
Poor Manny, so mistreated by assholes who want him to run out lazy ground balls he's paid $5,000 per swing to hit.
>> Anonymous
>>377870
>whinging
What the heck, Britfags in my baseball?
>> Anonymous
rooting for Dodgers cause Greg Maddux deserves a fucking World Series ring. The guys a living legend.
>> Anonymous
>>377873
Not British. I just like using "whinging." It's like whining + binge.
>> Anonymous
>>377882
He won in 1995 you fucking tard.
>> Anonymous
>>377896
well he deserves another fucking ring
>> Anonymous
>>377907
well played.
>> Anonymous
OP is so right it's not even funny.
>> Anonymous
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If you are a Boston Red Sox fan and are pissed off a Manny, go fuck yourself.

All you assholes wanted a title for so long, and he delivered 2 of them.

If you hate him now, you guys where never true fans to begin with.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>377705

You are so correct. Another Bostonfag here, and I was certainly not rooting for Manny to leave. Not when he complained nearly every single post-season to be traded, turning up to spring training late. Still love the guy and if the Red Sox don't make the world series, I'd sure as peas love to see Manny make it.
>> Anonymous
ITT: People feel good about beating the Cubs in the playoffs, like that ever happens.
>> Anonymous
>>378770

I agree with Lord Z.
>> Anonymous
>>The fans would quickly become disinterested with the Lakers and start paying most of their attention to the Dodgers.

Yeah and hell would freeze over.
>> Anonymous
I liked Manny too even though sometimes his retarded ass 400lb-like lazy pop fly drops in left field made my eyes gloss over. Not running hard on obvious ground ball outs to second base in a 7-3 ballgame didn't bother me much. He's like the ex gf to us who helped us lose our world series virginity but just isn't compatible anymore day to day. Jason Bay is less flashy, but a good compatible sidegrade. When I first heard Manny leaving and replacing him with bay I thought, "hm... that's not bad." It was quite the content feeling.
>> Anonymous
>>377654
>>377654
>>377654
>>377654
this

torre gave us 4 fucking awesome runs. and they fucking blackball him. hope he wins and shits all over hank
>> Anonymous
fuck, as an arizonan, i hate all LA teams with every fiber of my being. But I hate the Cubs moar. GO MANNY X 38. Fuck you Midwest, you are america's tampon, always losing , bleeding, and complaining. also, take a motrin.
>> Anonymous
>>379380
well thought out anon reply is well thought out, and with merit

i give you 3 of my internets
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>379380

See, I'd much rather see the Dodgers go down in flames, but in this case it's like Fred Phelps and Bill O'Reilly slapping eachother to death with rotten carp. Sure, you want both sides to lose, but it's amusing seeing the bigger of the two fat, bloated blowhards get beaten to death.

Whoever wins is getting sent to Philadelphia to get slaughtered though, especially if it's the Dodgers. A sweep is not out of the question.
>> Anonymous
>>379391
LOL ARIZONA BLOWS
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Oh, and Manny isn't winning a damn thing as a Dodger. Wait 'til next year when he's a Yankee. The rage will burn so hot we'll be able to cook marshmallows a thousand miles away.
>> Anonymous
>>379391
BILL ORLY ISN'T FAT RETARD
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>379398

You can't tell if you only watch Fox News. They only shoot him from the chest up.
>> Anonymous
>>379401
OH MAI BAD

NO NOT REALLY, YOU'RE RETARDED
>> Anonymous
>To see the Dodgers, a largely ignored team in comparison to the Lakers, win a championship before they do without O'Neal would make Kobe Bryant look like a fool. He would become an outcast in LA and be labeled as a choker.

nigga, please. just about everything you said is ill informed bullshit. you should try out for sportscenter, seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>379401

gb2bed RMD.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>379409

Why don't you ask Kobe how he does in the playoffs without Shaq? In fact, just skip the pleasantries and ask Kobe how Shaq's ass tastes.