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Anonymous
HEY EUROPE

We have your best soccer (lol the Brits invented the word, not us) player. Suckers.
>> Anonymous
0/10, boring and obvious
>> Anonymous
>>268633

Nope
>> Anonymous
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>>268637

Yup
>> Anonymous
Sage for Squeeky-voice
>> Anonymous
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Sorry.

MLS > EPL
Accept it.
>> Anonymous
...And this is why the UK and US will never get along in Phel/sp/s
>> Anonymous
>>268633
holy heavens
just look at the calendar!
its 2008 ¬¬

enjoy the oldfags we want no more haha
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>268663
unitinu
>> Anonymous
BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM

Jealous Eurofags want him back.
>> Anonymous
>>268690
amerifaeg here, please shut the fuck up, who the fuck cares about soccer?
>> Anonymous
>>268694

We do, because we have the best player in the WORLD.

YEAH AMERICA
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Suck it, Manchester Jewnited.
>> Anonymous
-1/10 terrible troll is terrible.
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MLS don't know about mah Oba Martins
>> Anonymous
All trolling aside, is he actually doing any good over there?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>268736
no. not at all. sat out most of the time with an injury.
>> Anonymous
>>268731

Black people, in my football??
>> Anonymous
OP here

He didn't come to the US because he's good, he came here for the publicity. The MLS is hoping to increase national interest in the sport, so the Euros stop waving their penises at us and pretending that they're superior. If soccer ever becomes popular here, Europe is FUCKED.
>> Anonymous
>>268739
it's more likely than you think

Barack ObaMa-rtins will lead us too victory
>> Anonymous
>>268743
Live of a profesional top football player:

Born in europe / southamerica;
Plays in europe and when he is too old for top level;
Dies in asia or north america playing with faggoteams that pay monies for his name (and the publicity it means)
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You made a mistake, OP.
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>>268743

Hmm, it will be a challenge to get southern rednecks to stop caring about this gay "sport", and play soccer.
>> Anonymous
It's great
They were like the Brangelina of England
I guess they realized being the golden couple over there is pretty much like being Tara Reid.

We're stealing your celebs and turning them into real celebs
>> Anonymous
David Beckham is shit anyway. Why do you think the Galaxy still aren't that great of a team?
>> Anonymous
Beckham is only as good as the finishing of his forwards. He doesn't even try to score off set pieces anymore. Landycakes is La Liga quality but he only wants to play in England where the defenses will suffocate him. Gordon is a goof. Eddie Buddle is alright.
>> sage
Why did you pick a weird children's rubber ball for your pic?

You've never watched a football game in your life, have you?
>> Anonymous
>>268700
Beckham was never the best player in the world, just the most FABULOUS.
>> Anonymous
He's past 30

Ronaldhino > Beckham

anyway

They brought him here for publicity he's done.
>> Anonymous
Soccer is a game for children.
>> Anonymous
>>268633
Only 10+ more till you got a decent team.
>> Anonymous
Beckham was never good.
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I am the best football player, ever.
>> Anonymous
>>268938
true, he was just hyped because he was both English and above average, extremely rare occurrence.
>> Anonymous
>>268938
He was good at free kicks. That's about it. As long as nobody was moving...
>> Anonymous
>>268938

Galaxy fan here and I agree with this. The guy has lost his touch. His crosses have been off and he hasn't scored from a freekick at all this season, though he is good at putting in the occasional through ball.
>> Anonymous
Wow... Beckham is lucky to get into the England team. And we're hardly the best in Europe.

Just because he could beat a team of 100 MLS players doesn't make good. It's like watching Barnet play Cambridge but then you realise it's the best teams in the league...
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The best football player, ever.
>> Anonymous
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Hey I played in America too.
>> Anonymous
>>268938
Beckham was good.
>>268968
He was one of the best set piece takers in the world.
>> Harchester United F.C.
>>269756

Now its Juninho Pernambucano =/
>> Anonymous
Beckham to America because he thought he career was over. Public humiliated and removed from England by Macca, and nearing the end of his Real contract without much in the way of contract talks, having been dropped a few times, etc..

But then I guess there would only be one place he could play in England again... Newcastle!

>>269816
Dream Team sucked.
>> your real father
>>268652
you need to get shot in the faceheadarmback