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an old challenger approaches Anonymous
I, gilbert arenas, so solemnly swear to avoid the following:

-ankle injuries
-knee injuries
-foot injuries
-shoulder injuries
-rotator cup injuries

Most importantly, I promise to take this season seriously and not spend it playing pranks and laughing with my team.

I understand that if I do this, the Washington Wizards have a legitimate shot at winning the East. If I fail, my team loses in the inevitable Cavs/Wizards cage match every year in May.

sincerely,
Agent Zero
>> Anonymous
ITT: Gilbert Arenas gets a concussion, thumb fracture, and diabetes.