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Anonymous
How do you think Miami's teams are gonna look for 08-09?

Florida Marlins: Fuck, what an embarassment. Much like the Mets' skid last season, the Fish are probably gonna not make it to the postseason this year unless they play like they were at the start of the season. On top of that, faggots in Miami wanna create litigation to prevent the Fish from having their own baseball-exclusive stadium (because, honestly, baseball in a football stadium blows).

Miami Dolphins: They're gonna kick ass this year. The Fins are gonna be at least 2-14 this year....fuck yeah!

Florida Panthers: They already have everything to be a playoff contender--young skilled players, a beefy blueline (enjoy Arizona's golf courses Jokinen!), kickass netminders, and a new coach who rocked in the juniors. Now lets see if they can convince All-Star D-man Jay Bouwmeester to stay onboard.

Miami Heat: Zo and Williams are free agents, Beasley and Chalmers are kicking ass in camp, and Wade is no longer a brokedick. Let's see if they can get into form this year...I, for one, am not really expecting much. Maybe a playoff spot, but none of that pizazz they had a couple years ago.

Discuss.
>> Anonymous
I think when the Heat won the NBA championship was lightning in a bottle.
>> Anonymous
>>219449
ghopefully D-Wade can win one w/o Shaq - otherwise he might get to find out how his ass taste
>> Anonymous
We still have Dan Uggla.
>> Anonymous
Florida MarLOLns will be 0-162 in 08/9, Dan Uggla will commit three ugglas and GIDP every game.
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>>219458
Uggla took WAY too long to show up into this thread.
>> Anonymous
so an error is officially an uggla now?
>> Anonymous
The Marlins will begin a historic run reminiscent of the 1951 New York Giants, which will tie them with the Philadelphia Phillies for the NL East lead after the season ends. They will play at home and will lead after 8 innings. In the top of the ninth, Gregg will work himself into a bases loaded, two out mess. Chase Utley will come up to the plate and ahit a sharp groundball right up the middle. E4.


UGGLA!
>> Anonymous
>>219480so an error is officially an uggla now?

And failure to call an error an uggla is in itself an uggla.