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CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Sens - Pens
Game 2

Discuss
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
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I'm expecting a four-point night out of this guy.
>> Anonymous
>>60007
Aliens will land on center ice and give Malkin a rimjob, while we're on the subject of reasonable, totally non-biased predictions.

That said, beating the Senators as of late is like beating a six-year-old at judo. It's a given and sure it's good to win, but gloating about it dosen't exactly reel in the approving nods.
>> Anonymous
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It's only fitting that Crosby will pussy out of a fight and expect one of his 19 on-ice cronies to bail him out
>> Anonymous
>>60007
Ah the joys of watching a game where you're roughly five million miles away from the on-ice action...
>> Anonymous
Wow, the Penguins haven't scored within the first two minutes. The Senators have already improved / experienced raw dumb luck.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60015

>experienced raw dumb luck.

Gerber is sharp tonight.

The Sens are being dominated again.
>> Anonymous
>>60017
>The Sens are being dominated again.

Great colour commentary there, Sherlock. Not like that hasn't been blindingly obvious for any game involving the Sens since the All-Star Break.
>> Anonymous
Did I just hear a shot count of 18-5 correctly?

LOL, oh ottawa...
>> Anonymous
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>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60033

5-3 Let's see if we can capitalize.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60039

GONCHAR!
>> Anonymous
I'm surprised at Gerber.

Shouldn't it be about 5-0 by now?
>> Anonymous
text-book 5 on 3

but props to gerbs for keeping the sens in it, he's had some beast saves
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60044
>>60046

20 shots already by the pens.
>> Anonymous
This is almost shaping up like last year's Wings-Flames series where Kipper was often the only one who showed up to actually play the game. Sucks he's being given absolutely no offense to help him out.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60051

Scoring Chances
Pittsburgh - 11
Ottawa - 2
>> Anonymous
>>60053
I'm still at a loss as to how to explain how the Sens have suddenly gone into this freefall.
>> Anonymous
>>60012

Exactly, is there any more reason as to why they tanked the last game?
>> Anonymous
Wow, referees love Pittsburgh. Phillips hits Crosby and they call it holding, even though Orpik delivers those legal hits every day.

It's expected, because the NHL and Pittsburgh are BFF
>> Anonymous
didnt you watch the las few pens games
crosby was in a head lock and got his helmet ripped off yet it was legal
>> Anonymous
>>60074

Don't bitch. This way, when the Pens win the cup, you'll be able to forever say "BAWWW The refs and the NHL conspired to give it to them."
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60074

Pittsburgh has 28 shots 4 minutes through the 2nd period.
>> Anonymous
It's 9 on 5 out there against the Senators.

Gerber with 26 saves on 27 shots. Phillips, Volchenkov, Lee, and McAmmond and Foligno are playing well. Sucks for Ottawa that Spezz and Heater aren't doing anything. =(
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60085

SYKORA
>> Anonymous
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>>60007
>I'm expecting a four-point night out of this guy.

Fix't.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60089

Malkin and Crosby both have 2 points.
>> Anonymous
>>60091

O. I didn't know Crosby got the second assist. I missed the goal. :C
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60093

Malkin with his 3rd assist.

Sykora with his 2nd goal of the night.

This is a blowout.
>> Anonymous
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LOL POWER PLAY
>> Anonymous
3-0?
>> Anonymous
>>60102
Have you ever considered a career in sports broadcasting? Your in-depth analysis and insight is absolutely ingenious.
>> Anonymous
Whoa. The Sens scored. o_o
>> Anonymous
>>60107

WAH WAH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

There goes the shutout, thank god, now we don't have to hear CB actually say that Fluery is a good goalie.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy this Pittfags, you'll only get past the Senators. Then it's the end of the line.
>> Anonymous
Gerber is outrageously good tonight. He's the only reason the game isn't over already. 33 saves on 36 shots, 7 of them really good saves.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60111

>Enjoy this Pittfags, you'll only get past the Senators.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just last week you faggots were predicting a first round exit.
>> Anonymous
>>60114

Again, it's because they tanked the last game of the season to be able to play the Senators. If you won that game against the Flyers, and played us, a team that actually has it's shit together, you wouldn't make it past the first round.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60117

Tanked?

You barely pulled out a 1-0 victory(excluding the empty netter). Even the best teams lose once in awhile.

>>60113

A couple of trash goals by the Sens.

Shots through 2 Periods.
Pittsburgh 40
Ottawa 19
>> Anonymous
>>60126

Well, the Pens had to make it look legit.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Gerber got away with fucking murder with that trip on Hossa.
>> Anonymous
>>60126
Trash goals = still goals

simple maths innit
>> Anonymous
CapitalistBastard isn't even from PA. He's a bandwagoner.
>> Anonymous
LOL is pens more fail than Getafe?
>> Anonymous
ITS 3-3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ottawa > You
>> Anonymous
Sens have tied it, Cody Bass with the goal.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Gotta hand it to Ottawa for not giving up on this game.

3 gritty goals in front.
>> Anonymous
>>60158
>not giving up.

LOL, the more I think about it, the more I realized the Pens got rickrolled.
>> Anonymous
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>>60151
>> Anonymous
I leave for one hour and WHAT THE SHIT DID I MISS?!
>> Anonymous
>>60114
Funny, you were predicting a final-game rape of the Flyers and first place in the Conference.

WHERE DID THAT GO, HMMMM?
>> Anonymous
>>60105

>3-3

fix'd
>> Anonymous
Thank god, looks like Ottawa finally woke up, Christ forbid
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60178

Not really, Gerber has stopped 49 shots.
>> Anonymous
>>60181
Gerber having been awake this entire time contributes to it.
>> Anonymous
News Flash to the Pens: You actually have to aim and try to put the puck in an open spot instead of hitting the goalie with it 50 times.
>> Anonymous
>>60183

BUT SIXTY SHOTS SOUNDS SO COOL
>> Anonymous
lol, great work Lapointe
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60181

4-3

RYAN MALONE
>> Anonymous
>>60174


aw sorry SENATURDS

4-3 pens
>> Anonymous
Alright. I'm a Pensfag.
Give it to me straight; I missed the penalty.
Was it bullshit to make this game end before overtime?
>> Anonymous
Wow, near-Ty Conklin level of major fuckup by Gerber
>> Anonymous
Jesus shit, Gerber was completely oblivious of the wraparound.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60190

No, high stick to the eye of Ruutu as he carried the puck through center ice.
>> Anonymous
Pens made it!
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60195

Did Crosby get the assist on that EN?

If so my 4 point prediction was right on.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
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>>60007

4 assists.
>> Anonymous
>>60200
0 goals
0 points last game
>> Anonymous
I hear air-horns and screaming and yelling.

Fuck yeah, Pittsburgh.

I'm going to go fap to Crosby-Malkin slash now.
>> Anonymous
Wasn't Lapointe brought to help us in the playoffs?

Damn you Murray. Damn you.
>> Anonymous
>>60203
Lapointe supposedly brings locker room leadership or something like that. Beyond that he's fucking useless.
>> Anonymous
Protip: Pens won't win the Stanley Cup and Hossa won't be there next year.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60206

Oh hey,>>60012is back.

How did your earlier prediction work out?
>> Anonymous
>>60211
They bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Nobody remembers 2nd place.
>> Anonymous
>>60198
On an empty-net goal. Truly a superhuman effort needed for that.
>> Anonymous
>>60211
Funny story that's not me, and it just goes to show you how hated you are.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
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>>60214

And an assist on the GAME-WINNING GOAL.

Pens lead the series 2-0.

LOL FLYERS.
>> Anonymous
>>60218
MVP MVP MVP
>> Anonymous
Ugh, Lapointe sucks so much balls. Not even worth a 6th round pick. Sens had all the momentum, and then he takes a goddamn stupid as hell penalty late in the game. FFS
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60220

Indeed that was really stupid.

Hopefully he will be shamed on the front page of the Ottawa Sun.
>> Anonymous
>>60218
Wasn't even an assist. He was just randomly backhanded it at the net (seeing as how the defence wouldn't let anything else happen). Hossa intercepted Crosby's blind shot, shot the puck himself, missed, Malone got the rebound and confused Gerber on the wrap around.

All of Crosby's assists were 2nd hand assists, and I'm still baffled why the NHL still counts them as points.
>> Anonymous
To defend Lapointe, Ruutu overreacted the Highstick so much, the refs kinda had to call it.
>> BenMac !M/pq0CZGPI
>>60228

When I get tripped and then smacked in the eye with a wooden stick I usually show no signs of pain being inflicted.
>> Anonymous
>>60228

Well, it is Ruutuu, he's known for doing shit like that.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>60226

>Wasn't even an assist.

I beg to differ, as do the official scorers.

>all of Crosby's assists were 2nd hand assists, and I'm still baffled why the NHL still counts them as points.

BAAWWWWWWWWWW!

Keep crying about his 4 point game. Just as I predicted.
>> Anonymous
>>60233
I'm sure hockey players are used to being tripped, and the Ruutu was no where closed to being "smacked" in the eye. Besides, isn't Ruutu supposed to be the enforcer. His role is to go inside of Lapointe's face, not skate away towards the refs.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Ruutu is a pest not an enforcer.

Learn the difference.
>> Anonymous
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Superior, by all counts.
>> Anonymous
>>60255
In my defence, I started the sentence with "Isn't Ruutu" and should've ended it with a "?" So it was a question, not a statement.

Also, I went up and down this thread and could'nt find where you said I'd BAAWWW about the 4 point night.
>> Anonymous
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>>60261

4points > 1point
>> Anonymous
>>60402
He got two points. Crosby had a big fat zero in his first game.
>> Anonymous
>>60402
secondary sid strikes again; he had no primary assists tonight; THE FUTURE OF THE NHL