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Anonymous
so, kimbo vs. shamrock this saturday night

how many seconds do you think shamrock will last?
>> Anonymous
>>377515

Newfag to MMA spotted.
>> Anonymous
well he lasted, what? under 2 minutes with tito? i give shamrock about 120 seconds
>> Anonymous
>>377517
dude, shamrock lost how many matches in a row now? Five? Kimbo's not that experienced in MMA but shamrock doesn't have much going for him right now.
>> Anonymous
inb4oldmanbeatdown
>> Anonymous
What time and channel?
>> Anonymous
I think there is any number of ways Shamrock can win, and only one way he can lose.

Of course that one way is getting hit once, so it's a toss-up.
>> Anonymous
>>377527
CBS I think?
>> Anonymous
Isn't Shamrock like fifty years old?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
     File :-(, x)
What are you fags talking about? This shit already happened....

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>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>377527

tomorrow on cbs check your local listings for specific timing.

I think it's 7 central. so work from there.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
     File :-(, x)
Hmmmmm

A washed up chump VS. an overrated noob

Who will win..... Who will win, let me think about this

Oh, I figured it out

NOT THE FANS

Put me down for $1000 yo, I'm good for it
>> Anonymous
>>377546
lol
>> Anonymous
not a sport
never was a sport
never will be a sport
gay frottage belongs in /y/
>> Anonymous
>>377552


Zangief vs Fedor = the only fight worth seeing anymore
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
     File :-(, x)
>>377659

It would shake the very foundations of the universe!
>> Anonymous
>>377557
copypasta'ing that every thread doesn't make it true
>> Anonymous
This mess will go to a decision and Kimbo and Shamrock will both embarrass themselves.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>377690
Not if shamrock snaps!

<---animooted
>> Anonymous
shamrock will win with ease
unless kimbo is allowed to tap out and it not cause him to lose and he gets the tko after the first hit he lands like last time
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>377704
if this was ken 4-5 years ago I would agree.

Although kimbo got thrashed by fucking JT.

This is a battle of the cans for the ages.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
/thread
>> Anonymous
SD @ MIA*
>> Anonymous
>>377519

Yea, but saying Kimbo will beat him in a matter of seconds.........
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Ue1hOm-6w

weighins
>> Anonymous
>>377949
they are having a heated discussion on the topic of race

oh youtube
>> Anonymous
it doesn't matter because all of Kimbos fights are rigged to hell... he could not last 2 seconds with one of the top competitors in the UFC he's fucking garbage
>> Anonymous
He is a street fighter. Give him time he has only had 2 or 3 MMA fights. He may be great one day, who knows.

Also, Bas Rutten is training him.
>> Anonymous
So here's a big name draw for MMA, a guy Joe Sixpack on the street knows, has heard of and would probably want to watch his fights. Someone who could get MMA into the public eye. And yet MMA fans are bitching and griping to no goddamn end because he doesn't tussle and roll around cluthing another man tightly in a pile of gay known as grappling.

Here's one way to make MMA beeter, just one: Take out the grappling. There, MMA improved 1000%. No one wants to see that shit. People just want to see a more savage form of boxing.
>> Anonymous
>>378399
If that's true then how come nobody gives cares about K-1, World Combat League, or Muay Thai?
>> Anonymous
>>378617
People do, just not in the size of MMA. The reason?

A lot of gay men love MMA just for the grappling.
>> Anonymous
Don't care, card sucks except for Arlovski/Nelson.
>> Anonymous
>>378644
>>378644

Thats not true at all. The grappling is for wrestling and jiu jitsu.

How immature are you? Actually you are probably a faggot, that is why when you see grappling you think it is gay. Because you are a huge cock sucking faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>378658
No way, I know down at the gay bar in town they've always got MMA on. I don't see normal straight bars with that shit on.
>> Anonymous
>>378668
well i think the real question here is
why do you go to gay bars so much you know what they generally tend to have on tv
>> Anonymous
>>378658
wanna get together sometime sweety?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
3 hours until failure.
>> Anonymous
is this going to be on HBO?
>> Anonymous
Look I don't know if the grappling is a draw for fags or not but I'll tell you right now that's why I don't train MMA. I just don't like the idea of rolling around on the ground with another man's balls on my chin. Some of you fags probably call that a typical saturday night but I for one prefer a striking fight.

I have nothing but respect for the guys that do this professionally but for someone like me who doesn't plan to put my balls on someone else for money and fame the boxing gym is good enough.
>> Anonymous
what time is this shit gonna be on and what channel
>> Anonymous
>>380214
>>380277
read the damn thread, someone already said when it is going to be on and what channel.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380277
>>380214

an hour an 40 mins on cbs
>> Anonymous
West Coast

T____________________T
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
I had a dream where Ken shamrock one by flying heel hook ala Chonan.

Just typing my prophetic dream incase it happens.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
http://mmajunkie.com/news/12936/ken-shamrock-out-of-elitexc-heat-due-to-injury.mma

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


Ken is injured. Who the hell will kimbo fight now?
>> Dwight the Cubs Destroyer Dodger Face !!NWKnD/HNvaF
Takanori Gomi will fly in and face Kimbo Slice.

Or some random fan will sign a contract, and we'll have a fight in the street like Kimbo did back in the day.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380325

I think you may be right about the latter.

Gomi would never fight outside japan but I bet he would whip kimbo.

Still wondering wtf is going to happen. Hopefully they had Rogers on tap for a replacement.
>> Dwight the Cubs Destroyer Dodger Face !!NWKnD/HNvaF
>>380328

Anyways, the whole thing is a bust now.

It's now another Kimbo vs. No Name Fight, and they will pray to God that he wins.

If he loses to the replacement, the whole fucking momentum that Elite XC had would be gone. Kimbo is their star, and if he had lost to Shamrock, then they could of said that he lost to a legend.

Anyone else? No way.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/seth-petruzelli-2738

This is who everyone keeps saying is the replacement. if it is should be a great fight.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380333
Seth used to fight in K-1 but yeah he is a no name publicly but a far more competitive fight than those bums they had fighting kimbo. If kimbo beats him he is now officially finally legit as a B ranked fighter.
>> Anonymous
kimbo won't have a fight tonight, people will be pissed. nobody gives a fuck about the rest of the card.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hi, my name is Ken Shamrock and I'm gonna kick the shHHHHNNNNNNGGGG
>> Anonymous
are u fucking kiffing me.... no more shamrock vs kimbo this is bullshit
>> Anonymous
THIS JUST IN

THE SCHEDULED MATCH BETWEEN THE LARGE NIGGER AND THE LARGE CRACKER HAS BEEN CANCELED. WE STILL SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS A SPORT AND NOT JUST A PATHETIC SPECTACLE. IN PLACE OF THE SCHEDULED FIGHT WE WILL SUBSTITUTE SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER WHO FIGHTS.
>> Anonymous
not a sport, mma is street fighting within a ring and every mma fag only watches because he thinks it makes him hard.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380404
Elite xc should not be held as representatives of the sport any more than XFL as representatives of Football or MLS of soccr.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380412

Please don't turn this into an argument about whether or not it's a sport. It's clearly a sport no matter no matter which definition you use (even if team based see:ifl) Whether or not you like it is subjective to your own personal tastes.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
THIS JUST IN KIMBO TO FIGHT THE EVEN BETTER FIGHTER IN SETH PETRUZILLLI.

THIS FIGHT IS FAR MORE BETTER THAN WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO SELL US IN KIMBO VS SHAMROCK.

NOTHING TO PANIC ABOUT PEOPLE
>> Anonymous
>>380423
sauce?

i really want to see kimbo fight someone with skills, don't you fucking tease me with bullshit
>> Black ? Star !YgQRHAJqRA
>>380423


Disregard that, I'm a faggot
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380452
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f61/kimbo-slice-vs-seth-petruzelli-official-discussion-855428/
>> Anonymous
10 seconds. Not kidding either. Kimbo will rush in and throw a furious flurry from the inside that will leave shamrock sleeping. I'd put any amount of money to it.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380508
shamrock didnt even make it to the fight.

Kimbo is fighting seth.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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>> Anonymous
>>380511
yeah, he did make it, then he got told to leave after the authorities would not let him fight.

kimbo may fight him, but it's being said that his handlers are demanding more money since they know elite xc would be hurting if there was no main card.

typical niggers

i hope seth kicks his ass in and ruins everything for elite xc (right as tito is thinking of signing with them lol)
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380517
I meant make it as make it to the actual fight.

and no doubt seth wins
>> Anonymous
shamrock just did everything but call kimbo a filthy monkey rofl
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380531

come to www.tinyurl.com/spchat
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www.tinyurl.com/spchat if you aren't already in it


and ken cant even beat gina carano now
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
THIS IS BULLSHIT
>> ? ??
     File :-(, x)
BULLSHIT?
THIS IS MXC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>380546

MXC was Takeshi's Castle redubbed for Spike TV...


Still, I'd rather watch that than some jobber take on Kimbo. I wanted to see Ken get killed.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>380546
right you are, ken
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380550


I lol'd.

also


www.tinyurl.com/spchat
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
The real reason why Shamrock was injured
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
He's a Hu-ah

Ooooooh
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
RIP NINJA

also


www.tinyurl.com/spchat
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
wtf Gina Carrano is a fucking joke
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380585
diva come to the mirc chat.
>> Anonymous
>>380585
fashion diva sighting!

you were not mentioned in the top trolls thread btw
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>380587
I'm going to go get some pizza right now
I'll be in at some point
>> Anonymous
>>380585

Why do you say that? Just want to one of those people that have to define themselves by going against whatever is remotely popular?
>> Anonymous
This whole night is going to look like a bunch of fucking scrub amateurs. We've already started with the first fight. That was almost worse than a TUF fight to get on the show.

Lol affliction commercial.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380594
That fight was pretty good. Benji is a force. needs cardio.

Looks like a white Manhoef
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>380588
what?
I'm not a troll at all

>>380592
I say that because bitch can't make weight. And then she had to strip naked in order to do so... as if that wasn't some joke of a publicity something
Maybe I'm being to cynical
>> Anonymous
>>380596

I don't know, it was entertaining I won't lie, but I thought they were swinging like wild niggers in the middle of the street at first.

Second round looked way better.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380608
also come to the mirc chat

www.tinyurl.com/spchat

Browser based nothing to install.
>> Anonymous
>>380601

I see what you mean, but her record speaks for itself. I think "joke" is a little strong, I would agree with you if she got all this attention and she was like 3-3 or something.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Good fight so far.

All you newbs who arent in chat get in now
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Great fucking fight by the ladies.

Gina wins.

Get in the chat

tinyurl.com/spchat
>> Anonymous
Shamrock's not fighting tonight! hello, who doesnt know this by now???
>> Anonymous
what the fuck is up with kimbo's weird ass chest hair?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380652
>>380647

both of you come in

tinyurl.com/spchat and Have no idea
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
You know you love her /sp/

...even if she does sound halfway retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>380665
fuck that bullshit ass link...I aint clickin on them shits nigga.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380668
...

its an mirc chat.
>> Anonymous
>>380665
eat soft cock you nigger
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>380687
-_-;;

Arlovski wins but Nelson offered a fight.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
http://tinyurl.com/mmachat

Here. Now stay the fuck out of #/sp/.
>> Anonymous
Theres a really corpulent African American gent around the second or third row wearing an emerald colored shirt that looks like fat albert and is taking up 2-4 seats if anyone could get a screencap or gif I would be forever indebted to you.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>380705
>>380705
>>380705
>>380705
>>380705
>>380705
>>380705
>>380705
>>380705
>>380705
>> MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSTON !3GqYIJ3Obs
Its me in the chat
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>380717
good quality, amirite
>> Anonymous
>>380705
wat?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Shields win by an awesome armbar

http://tinyurl.com/mmachat

new chat
>> Anonymous
better luck next time britfags
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
     File :-(, x)
>>380761

Did you say ARMBAR?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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Kimbo fight on
>> Anonymous
why is the white guy named silverback?

surely it should be kimbo with such a name
>> Anonymous
Kombo by ko
>> Anonymous
NIGGER GOT HIS ASS BEAT!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
>> Anonymous
kimbo is going to get KTFO
>> Anonymous
EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC LOSSSSSSSSSSSS
>> Anonymous
OH LAWD I FORGOT TO HAVE MAH CHIKINS
>> Anonymous
THE GREATEST
VICTORY
IN MIXED MARTIAL ARTS HISTORY
>> Anonymous
All flair, no substance.

Way to go Kimbo, just stick to working for Reality Kings.
>> Anonymous
Knew it would be quick.. but umm... wasn't expecting that? LOL
>> Anonymous
OH LAWD
>> Anonymous
wow hahahahahahaha
>> Anonymous
fucking dumb ass fell
>> Makunouchi !!+pnudkjANjX
As soon as I saw the other guy put his leg up, I knew it was over. Kimbo is a brawler who thinks he can punch through things like that.
>> Anonymous
Rofl

A can.
>> Anonymous
Petruzelli..... new 10 top heavyweight?
>> Anonymous
WOW, Slice TKO'd
>> Anonymous
the entire fight fits on an animated .gif

Someone post it, please
>> Anonymous
>>380814
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH OH SHIT!!!!
>> Anonymous
Glad this white guy won.

At least he knew how to fight, has a gold in Karate.
>> Anonymous
>>380824
Kimbo aint shit, he is a fucking bum. All the others fighters know the is a fucking bum. He hasnt done shit cept for post some shitty fights on youtube.
>> Anonymous
ELITE XC IS FINISHED
>> Anonymous
Shot, I got up to get the phone and the fight was over.
What a fucking joke
>> Anonymous
Rocky VII?
>> Anonymous
thought kimbo was gonna win but glad he lost, kimbo isnt a real fighter he thinks he can just punch to win
>> Anonymous
this is the best thing to ever happen in the history of things happening.

glass jaw slice couldn't find a burger to take a dive, so he ended up takin one himself.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
>> Anonymous
Well I guess it's time for my local news
>> Anonymous
well at least he is a good sport
>> Anonymous
Kimbo should stick to what he knows best,
fighting cracked out bums behind a taco bell
>> Anonymous
HOLLA AT CHO BOY!
>> Anonymous
LOL he couldnt even talk with the announcer because he was so upset, What a little bitch
>> Anonymous
I went to take a piss and it was over before I got back.
>> Anonymous
>>380837
they are shitting themselves right now
>> Makunouchi !!+pnudkjANjX
>>380835
Yeah I know. Im pretty much agreeing with you
>> Anonymous
i turned it on..and it was over in 14 seconds..I'm not a fan.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
...and in related news, Elite XC files for bankruptcy
>> Anonymous
elitexc will fold as fast as kimbo
>> Anonymous
he gets stunned by a quick jab and falls over...

GG
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
where are all you fags

get in here

http://tinyurl.com/mmachat
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
I want to make something clear, I'm not a Kimbo fan but I was rooting for him tonight. However, something just seems fishy. Seth without question had the advantage and was throwing missiles at Kimbo but Kimbo never went limp or tapped either and as soon as Seth got off of him, he was walking around fine and smiling. Those just don't seem like the actions of someone who just lost. I think the ref stopped it too soon for one and on top of that, I can't help but think Kimbo threw the fight by the way he was acting afterwards.

Or maybe, he's just a dumbass.
>> Anonymous
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 14 seconds. Finally this piece of shit is exposed for the fraud he is.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I'm so fucking happy that nigger lost ~desu
>> Anonymous
>>380908
Elite xc would never allow kimbo to throw the fight, they are going to lose so much money now that kimbo got koed. They spent all their time and money promoting him and not the other fighters that they fucked them selves over in the long run
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzf-qwvj5ss
>> Anonymous
>>380908

Kimbo was not defending or throwing back, tripfaggot. He didn't even pull a tight half guard when YT's left leg was between kimbo's legs. If anything, the ref waited too long.

And sage because EliteXC is not a sport.