BIZZARO WORLD:Hey guys, the Cubs just won the World Series!
Great. I was getting tired of that damn Devil Ray dynasty.
Hey, after we took 14 World Series in a row, it's about time another NL team took a title!
Looks like ANOTHER undefeated season for the Lions, and ANOTHER Super Bowl under their belt.
Ocho Cinco is unanimously voted the NFL's MVP
THERE'S JUST NO STOPPING THEM!
>>440761they aren't that bad reallyi mean they are tied with the colts and the jags
Can you believe how stable Al Davis is with his coaches?
I train mister mike vanderjack.
Once again, the MLS championship has drawn record neilson ratings. An average 30 second commercial spot is reported to cost 60 million dollars.
>>440789MLS to be renamed MLF, as the sport has become so popular now that americans are calling it football, favoring it over the NFL.
NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, TWO YEARS RUNNING!
>>440796i lol'd
Knicks win FIFA!!!
FUCK YEA HOUSTON IS 7-0
Hey guys, I just won yet again! Will I ever fail?
Philadelphia just won a championship!o wait...
Tony Romo has a penis and testicles.
>>440897ahahaha well done anon
Apocalypse sign #1.... JAZZ WIN TITLE! SWEEP BOSTON IN FINALS!
The NHL is the most popular sport in the U.S. Just beating out the MLS.
Italy wins the world baseball classic!! Ravaged baseball fans all across the country riot. Baseball sure is popular around Europe!
The leafs have just won the eastern conference final but lost the stanley cup championship to the coyotes in 4.
Olympic Skydiving new #1 sport! Just beating out the NHL and MLS (and it only happens once every 4 years, pretty fucking epic)
19-0
>>440989epic
>>440989you just made a grown man cry.
Ryan Howard is a platoon player at worst.
Cristiano Ronaldo wins FIFA Fair Play award
Ball fouryou're out.