8-5 PhilliesGoing to the bottom of 4th.
Other thread was auto-saging, so here we are.Maybe we'll, you know, not give up 4 runs this inning.Who knows?
Game is 8-2, bandwagon faggot
>>394842lol nope
>>394842lrn2watchtv
>>394842ok this is just a horrible troll
>>394842
>>394842successful troll etc...
>>394842Manny wants a chat with you.
McDonald is fucking awe-FUCK! WHY DO I EVEN SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT THIS TEAM
So when Manny barely makes it over the fence, Buck/McCarver says he "crushed it". Whenever anyone else does it, it's a "cheap Philly homer". Great announcing, Fox!
ITT: Bandwagon Dwight gets excited, only to have the Dodgers lose again.
phillies gonna bat around again
>>394852its nothing important its just Manny saying how potent the Phillies line up is. Also that Pat Burrell is a great outfielder and deserves a gold glove eventually (no errors all season long), and that Manny himself doesn't even have a green gloveXD Manny Being Manny!
>>394858What do you mean? I was saying we would come back before the Manny homer, and I still say we can come back.If the Phillies lose, I hope you can stick with your team and not start chucking batteries at their heads.
>>394863Phillie fan? No.
Damn this is a long ass game, it's two hours old and we're not through the fourth
>>394863>and not start chucking batteries at their heads.they deserved it
Let's just go with the theory that Dwight is a bandwagoner, at least it's better than having another fucking Sox bandwagoner on here.
Alright, McDonald.GET OUT MYERS.
>>394863ITT: Dodger Dwight gets trolled really fucking easily
I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW FUCKING LUCKY THIS ASS WIPE OF A FUCKING PITCHER ISCANNOTFUCKINGBELIEVETHISSHIT
Myers makes me go crazy.
our pitcher is schooling the dodgers. that's how bad you fags are.
Guys, give Dwight a break, everyone knows that people in Los Angeles aren't exactly the brightest bunch in the world.
First hit: little chopper that barely gets into center. should have been out after almost falling down rounding second but matt kemp misplays the ballSecond hit: would have been an out had Loney not been playing way off the bag for some fucking reasonThird hit: took a horrible swing and knocks it off the end of the bat and into no mans landluckiest fucking asshole ever
McDonald...ACTUALLY DIDN'T GIVE UP A 2-OUT RALLY!HOLY SHIT
>>394879awesome nigra is awesomenow excuse me while I go make my knuckles bleed knocking on every piece of wood in the room
>>394876i actually live in boston and im a bandwagoner.
>>394885Come on man, if you're going to do that at least make an effort
>>394876I don't consider anyone living in California to be a person. More like roaches.
So here we go.
Hey guys, where can I buy some Phillies gear?
Loney looked pissed to make that outIt seems like the Dodgers are starting to get fired up
Hey guys im gay and i love cocks
...Let's go, pitcher.
>>394899Lulz
I give up you guys. LA sucks. Go Phillies!
i liek dikx lollol fillies r bes NO AM NOT FILLES TROLL SUT UP NIGER
>>394878BAAAAAAAAAWWWW
Dodgers couldn't get 3 runs all Game 1, no way can they come back from 3 down now.
What the hell was that.
I REALLY HOPE J-MAC CAN FUCKING BUNT
Shit, what happened? McDonald is standing on first? I have the game on mute because fuck Joe Buck
I'm glad I just jumped off the bandwagon - putting the pitcher up there to hit was fucking dumb!
Hahahaha dodgers are made of fail.Also, Myers is going to get a No Decision. He's up to 100 pitches, and he can't get out of the 5th.
>>394917Meh trolling.
>>394915Key to this is put the station on SAP. Most of the time there are no Spanish Commentators, so you get nothing but the sounds of the game. Works wonders on Kings home games.
Dodgers come backMyers goes home and takes it out on his wife and goes to prison, forcing the Phillies to start a rookie in Game 7 who gets lit upYOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
>>394922But... but... IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, YOU DON'T LIKE NBA BASKETBALL PUT IT IN THE BOOKS AND SEND HIM TO THE LINE
Where did all the Philly fans go?They come in and go crazy when they are up 6, but Manny hits a 3-run shot and they all vanish because they're only up 3?
Pro-tip: There were never any Phillies fans. You were getting fucking trolled by 2 people.
>>394922I tried that, unfortunately there are Spanish commentators.
>>394928Probably, but I try to think the best of people.I thought they actually liked the Phillies.
>>394931Nobody likes the Phillies.
>>394922Every time in my life I have tried to put on SAP it does not workI have no idea why
>>394933What about the families of the Philly players?
>>394931some people may or may not like the philliesbut everyone hates you
>>394936Hey there.
MVP MVP MVP
Honestly I'm not a Phillies fan. I just hate LA. The team, the city, the people who live there, the people who work there, the people who come from there or go there. I want to see it fall into the Pacific Ocean with no survivors.
>>394927we enjoy watching you stick yuor foot in your own mouth
Oh wow, Howard actually put a ball in playAlmost a DP ROFL
>>394943That's awesome.
I think this might be the most important half-inning of the game coming up.I really do.
Dwight is awesome. He is by far the most easily trolled tripfag /sp/ has ever seen.This evidence also supports the theory that he is, in fact, brand new to 4chan and the internets in general, further supporting the bandwagon theory.
>>394947Me tooWe NEED to get some runs before they get into the good part of their pen
>>394949uhhh, what?4chan doesn't have anything to do with watching sports though?
>>394949Yeah, I just got a computer two months ago.I think I got a Mac.Is that the one with the Windows?
>>394953so whats Scientology likethat is the religion you fucks have over there in la right
I take it back. Dwight is not the most easily trolled guy here.>>394952^ This guy is.
>>394955It's awesome, really.All we do is get into circles and watch Dodgers games while talking about aliens.But if the Dodgers are down by five, we all just switch over to Gossip Girl.
We're still gonna sweep the Phils. Just wait and see.
>>394959I totally agree.
GOD DAMN IT JEFF KENT I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCHWHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO INTO A HOLE AND DIE AND STOP SHITTING EVERYTHING UP
>>394947Honestly, Every time you say shit like that, It backfires all kinds of hard.I'm starting to think you're a jinx.
>>394963Yep.
/r/ FUCK YEAH CHAD DURBIN in any form
RAFFY SHOWING SOME HUSTLE, I LOVE IT
Hey guys, is this a good idea?if martin gets on, manny hitting would be good, right?
MANNY ALERT MOTHER FUCKERSMANNY ON FUCKING DECK
God damn the ball just isn't fucking carrying tonight
>>394970He's going to pop up.
sup
>>394972DWIGHTSTOP POSTING YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>394972lololol
Thank God for the Burger King Hot Zone. Where would we be without that vital piece of information.>>394970False alarm.
>>394972CB you ain't.
>>394976No.Oh, and next inning the Phillies will hit six home runs and have 50 RBI's.
>>394982When did the Dodgers acquire the Mets' entire bullpen?
>>394972Nice try with the reverse-jinx there.Yep, you are definitely a jinx.
>Tyrone the Shooting Manny Phillies NiggaMissed opportunity, bro.>Tyrone the Battery-Chucking Phillie Niggafix'd?
>>394982I will die laughing if this happens.
>>394987I know.
>>394982I bet you almost shit your pants when he hit that fly ball didn't you?
>>394989Yes, because that's amazingly possible.I mean people score 50 runs every inning, right?
>>394995not since they took billingsley out :(
Hey, Dwight, don't forget the fantasy hockey draft is tonight at 6 PM your time.
So when the Dodgers win, it's alright that I predict we win.When we get our asses kicked, I am a jinx.Isn't this how most managers get fired?
>>394995Obviously. I mean the 6 HRs. That's plausible, at least the way LA has been doing so far.
Kershaw warming upIt's time for THE KERSHAWSHANK REDEMPTIONWhen is Loney due up next? We could use another LONEY BOMB
>>395001Yeah, we're totally going to score 5 RUNS AND TOTALLY GO UP ON THESE JOKERS, right?Yeah, totally.
Holy shit, another 1-2-3 inning? J-MAC = BLACK JESUS
OH SHIT HERE COMES THE MEGA COMEBACK
My roommate remains convinced that Carlos Ruiz is a clutch hitter....despite hitting .240/.363/.293 with RISP. The one thing I can compliment him on is his ability to walk in those situations, but that's about it.
>>395008He has like two RBI's today and has been hitting well this series.
man this inning is pretty fucking importantcome on middle of the lineup you sons of bitches
>>395010Stop jinxing our team, dude.Gosh.
>>395009I was talking about the whole season, though. Being a Phillyfag, I've had to watch the guy struggle all year, so forgive me for overlooking today's heroics.
>>395011LONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICKLONEY SUCKS DICK
>>395013a lot of good that did us
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO PATIENCE AT THE PLATESON OF A BITCH DODGER IS PIG DISGUSTING
>>395017What do you mean? Loney has the second most strike outs on the team behind Kemp.
"BEAT LA"? REALLY? I hate Philadelphia fans. Uncreative AND front-running.
Man, that Nomar.I can't wait till he gets a big hit and propels us to a comeback....inb4 he fucks up, and a flood of 'FUCK YOU JINXED US'
Interesting stat: In 2007, Loney hit 15 HRs in 96 games. In the following year, Loney hit 13 HRs in 161 games.
>>395024they told us we couldn't say the n-word
>>395028I turned my TV off, and Kemp gets on. Manny also hit his homer when I wasn't watching.I don't think I'm watching any more of this game today
>>395032Keep your TV off, please
come on get out of this
Wow, that was close...Damn.
Holy fuck is there anything Victorino CAN'T do?
>>395037Teach Howard to be patient at the plate?
Reading the comments on DT it seems like he missed it by INCHESFUCK I HATE MY LIFE SO GOD DAMN FUCKING MUCH SON OF A BITCH GET ME A ROPE I'M ENDING THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
Dorcus?
>>395038I don't think the ghost of Ted Williams could teach him that
GOD DAMN AMERICAGOD DAMN AMERICA!!!!
>>395039just root for a different team goddamn you've only been watching the dodgers for like two weeks it cant be that hard to bandwagon somebody elsethe rays? they could always use more fans
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>395045I like how you call someone a bandwagoner when they're talking about committing suicide because the team is losing...you really thought that troll out didn't you
>>395048He got you.
i am seriously about to crythis game is fucking bullshiti hate baseballfucking piece of shit game
>>395049aim for the moonif you miss you will land among the stars
>>395049I don't think it counts if I can tell it's a troll before I finish the first sentenceI'm not raging, I'm laughing at his turrible trollan skillz
>>395052Yeah, you're not laughing. Even if you're not raging, you're not laughing.
>>395055LOL I TROL UUUUUUUU
Run Rollins, you stupid fuck.
>>395057Okay, now I AM laughing.
golden sombrero for j-roll.
anyone know when the bawwston game starts?
>>395063later on
Kent is going to get us on the right footTHE GUY IS A GREAT MAN
>>3950638 PM
>>395066His VETERAN PRESENCE increases the quality of the team by like 1000%TRUST ME, I KNOW ABOUT SABERMETRICS
If Furcal can get onAND MARTIN can get onAND MANNY CAN GET A HOME RUN? this shit is tied.
>>395066HA HA YOU JINKSED THEM AGAIN FAILURE
>>395070It's called sarcasm.And it's spelled JINXED.
>>395070There's no such thing as jinxing Jeff KentThat's like jinxing a plane with no wings to crash
>>395071>>395073Okay, seriously. I've been trolling you guys for like, 2 days straight. I thought this was a throwaway.Can you honestly not recognize when someone is just being an asshole?
>>395075but Jeff Kent sucks shit anyway :< I was pointing that out
>>395073um well
>>395073Fuck, missclick. I actually liked that post. As a Jeff Kent hater, I appreciate when a Hall of Famer goes into a nosedive.
>>395078OH UThat's not a PLANE
np, manny hits a 3 run homer next inning anyways. shits tied
>>395080its a plane you bastardit fliesits not a bird or a rocketits a plane
>>395083obvious phils phan is obvious
>>395084NO IT'S A HELICOPTERIN BEFORE ACCUSATIONS OF TROLLING ALL AROUNDbesides the rotors on a helicopter are essentially just rotating wings anyway so the metaphor stands up
I vowed to stay away from /sp/ during the game... but, what an inning by Madson, who looked shaky getting the last out in the 7th.That was a great set-up inning.
CLAYTON KERSHAW IS 13 YEARS OLD
This one hurtsFeels bad manFeels badBeing down 2-0 isn't a death sentence in a four game series but it's PRETTY FUCKING BADWe pretty much have to take all three at Dodger Stadium or shit is over
>>395084Haha, I love the connotation of this post.ANON DECREES:If a thing does fly, it shall be categorized as one of three!1.) PLANE2.) BIRD3.) ROCKET
>>395097Phils fan here.Don't give this game up. Lidge is NOT shut-down.It could get interesting very quickly.
>>395116I HATE that you were right
See? Lidge will pitch in traffic.This game could be 8-6, 8-7 in a hurry.
2 outsbottom 9thtying run at the platefinal destionation
>>395133it's the top of the ninth, genius
>>395133lrn2baseball
>>395134OH GOD I MADE A MISTAKE SUCH MENTAL ANGUUUUUUUUUUUISH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
D:
SUP LA FAGS
C'mon NO'MAH!
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>>395143i'd like to see you do better
hahaDodgers will win all 3 at home, count on it
i just broke my mouse and possibly a bone in my thumb
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>>395148As a Philly fan I'll say without Manny this game wouldn't have even been close
>>395151Yeah, pretty much. Sweet win though.
>>395145>Dodgers will win all 3 at home, count on itI can not believe Lowe and Billingsley posted losses in games 1 and 2. Just unreal.And, Billingsley can't put away Brett Myers? Word?
>>395153neither could CC. don't feel bad.
Did anyone catch the closing segment on Fox? Jesus Christ.Fucking Dodger-homers.I love how Rupert Murdoch's network gets to broadcast and analyze Rupert Murdoch's baseball team.Fucking bullshit.
>>395157what happened? i turned it off, because fox blows.
>>395157holy shit, who cares, it's not like the network made them lose the game
>>395157All the shit polishing in the world can't cover up BRETT MYERS FOR THRRRRREEEEEE
BUT MANNY! HE *CRUSHED* A THREE RUN HOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
norma and kemp are fucking little leaguers, jesus christ those at bats were terrible