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Anonymous
sup /sp/

so I just got a promotions/marketing internship for a northwoods league baseball team. However I don't really know all that much about baseball and I feel like I should at least school myself in the basics.

How should I do this? Any pointers/advice?
>> Anonymous
the player uses clubs that range in different weights and varying degrees that are classified in irons (3-9) and a pitching and sand wedge. The player tries to use these clubs to strike a small white ball into a small hole on a flat piece of grassland known as a "green".

No niggers or Jews allowed.*

*Tiger is Caublasian
>> Anonymous
when you reach the other side of the field, you kick the ball into the hoop to score a touchdown which is worth two points. if by chance you procure a small child and punt it from half court, you will receive a 7 point addition to the sore. this is called a "Strike"
>> Anonymous
You must go to half court and catch the small white ball and tossing it 3 half meters will result in a ball.
>> Anonymous
hmm, looks like I knew less than I thought I did, research time, thanks anon.
>> Anonymous
Whatever you do, don't check the opposing teams goalie. This results in a balk.
>> Anonymous
MULTI-BALL
>> Anonymous
When the other team starts running towards you, you must stop in your tracks, spin three times to the right and scream foul. If you did it right, the referee will give you a 10 minute penalty.
>> Anonymous
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