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Anonymous File :-(, x)
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT REPLACING CALLS WITH GILBERT GOTTFRIED......
So Kirk Gibson comes up to bat, and look at him. Mustache like a porn star and the cup size to match. I mean, this guy has to be a hung like a mule on steroids. Or Barry Bonds. I tell you, I can't tell the difference between the penises of a mule on steroids or Barry Bonds. They both have gigantic sausages between their legs is what I'm saying here. So Kirk takes a swing and hits the ball all the way over the fence. It's home run. Then he and his gigantic mule penis round the bases while he pumps his fist harder than a twelve year old boy tugging on himself in his grandmother's bathroom with a copy of the Victoria's Secret catalog. Dodgers win folks, go home and quit fucking bothering me with this shit.
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