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Anonymous
Hey guys! I kept hearing about this team USA winning FIFA thing, so I decided to join.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YOU FAGGOT. YOU GO TO CANADA NAO!!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT TARNISH OUR GRAND FIFA TRIUMPH!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Damnit EFG! Go back to /b/ where you belong!
>> Anonymous
8-0
>> Anonymous
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>>162891
But I'm from America, so I can't play for Canada.
>> Anonymous
>>162901
You can play for Russia then mother fucker
>> Anonymous
rather play for russia than usa.
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ok, I'll go join Russia.
>> Anonymous
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They didn't want me...
>> david
>>162918
But..but...why?.. USA WON FUCKING FIFA. Stay with the winners, not with the losers.
>> Anonymous
>>162920
hey efg I hear Barbados is looking for players, they had an add up on their webpage a few weeks ago, just give Barbados a chance
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i heard barbados is looking for players?
>> Anonymous
>>162924
Don't every in your life say that again.

EFG- North Korea is looking for a midfielder, try there.
>> Anonymous
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Woah, I checked out Barbados. That really is a great country, and their soccer team seems way superior to team USA anyway.

I'll join them. Bye, suckers.
>> Anonymous
>>162942
You won't even pay taxes. Good luck! We'll see you next week.
>> Anonymous
>>162942
just have to score 9 goals without giving any up and you win!
>> Anonymous
USA should play only their 9 laziest players and turn the game into a training session.
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>>162955
Sounds like an easy task. You can count on me Barbados!
>> Anonymous
hey efg Barbados is full of black people. How will you get on their team if you're white?!
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>>162965
They will never notice that, thanks to my disguise.
>> Anonymous
>>162973
Dude your green now
>> Anonymous
>>162988
Captain Obvious saves the day again!
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>>162988
Apparently it's a new trend over there to paint your face green.

(also, 9000 hours on paint)