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Anonymous
Hey /sp/, I just got back out of the shower, anything new about the Brett Favre situation that I may have missed?
>> Anonymous
Rumors have it he's going out for Chinese food tonight, but it's too early to say anything definite.
>> Anonymous
>>229488

ESPN now reporting that Brett Favre DID have a good bowel movement earlier and that he's close to finalizing the decision to eat Chinese food tonight.
>> Anonymous
Just imagine the frenzy of photographers and paparazzi following Brett Favre if he was the QB for a Los Angeles team instead of a middle of nowhere town like Green Bay.
>> Anonymous
>>229490
the local pizza place has filed tampering charges against the chinese take-out restaurant.

more on this story lat– BREAKING NEWS: the local pizza place is offering brett favre two free pizza pies if he stays at home and lets them deliver it to him

*"manny ramirez eats a zone diet wrap" crawl across the bottom of the screen*
>> Anonymous
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>>229491

Or imagine if this was Tom Brady.
>> Anonymous
>>229496
he leaves his wife as soon as he finds out she has cancer?
>> Anonymous
>>229490
Confirmed, Favre will go for Chinese tonight, but will take 45 minutes decided on fried or white rice. And he will change his mind at least 3 times.
>> Anonymous
>>229497

ZING
>> Anonymous
>>229516

Looks Like its starting to rain here. That might change things.

Back to you bob.
>> Anonymous
ESPN now reporting that sources close to Favre have suggested he may be entering into talks with the Thai food place, a bitter block rival of the Chinese place.

Now stay tuned and don't forget to watch the ESPN season opener, Thai Place vs Chinese Place, the first monday night of this season.
>> Anonymous
THIS JUST IN

A coupon booklet for said Chinese restaurant has been entered into the mix to sweeten the deal