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Anonymous
I had to post this just because of how absurd it is.
>> Anonymous
There is no way this would ever work.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
They misspelled Rax Grissman.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Site please?
>> Anonymous
>>395416
I created a player called Rax Grissman in Road to the Show (career) mode on MLB 08
For a month he was tearing it up, unleashing dragons to all fields
Then he broke his shin, went into a slump and got dropped by the team the next year
godam
>> Anonymous
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It needs to work on asking better questions down the line. You think its getting close then it asks you a question from out of nowhere.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>395449
>>395449
>>395449
>>395449
>>395449
>>395449

WE MUST HAVE A LINK
>> Anonymous
>>395468
http://www.20q.net/
>> Anonymous
http://www.20q.net/
>> HOW THE FUCK? Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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It was Sage Rosenfels
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
You are Ryan Leaf.
Were you ever a top player in your sport? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Do you wear a mask? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Are you graceful? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Probably.
Were you popular in the '90s? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.

Who the fuck told the site that Leaf was a top player in the sport and popular?
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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Jake Plummer.
>> Anonymous
>>395517
Eh, Leaf was okay in college

But who the hell said he was GRACEFUL
>> Anonymous
>>395522
But... blue WAS one of Plummer's team colors for a good chunk of his career.
>> Anonymous
>>395517

He was a top player at Washington State.
>> Anonymous
>Are you American?
Yes.
>Have you ever won a World Cup?

>_<
>> Anonymous
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See, even the internet knows Cindy dives.
>> Took longer than I thought it would Anonymous
Q20. I am guessing that it is Bill Buckner?
Right, Wrong, Close

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
19. Do you have historical significance? Yes.
18. Have you ever won the World Series? No.
17. Do you have moving parts? Yes.
16. Do you swing something? Yes.
15. Have you hit more than 500 home runs in your career? No.
14. Are you muscular? Yes.
13. Were you popular in the '60s? No.
12. Were you ever an outfielder? No.
11. Is red one of your team colors? Yes.
10. Do you wear an odd number? No.
9. Are you retired? Yes.
8. Are you still living? Yes.
7. Did you ever win two or more championships? No.
6. Are you a hockey player? No.
5. Were you popular in the '90s? No.
4. Do you require a net? No.
3. Are you a household name? Yes.
2. Do you require a strong grip? Yes.
1. It is classified as Person.
>> Anonymous
The strangest ones are the one about hair color. Everybody's hair turns to gray eventually, what point does that question serve?

I guess it determines if somebody died young, indirectly.
>> Anonymous !!35pjJ34t/2v
Holy shit, it guessed Tim Couch

Q20. I am guessing that it is Tim Couch?
Right, Wrong, Close
19. Do you throw a ball? Yes.
18. Were you popular in the '80s? No.
17. Do you make a lot of money? No.
16. Were you ever named MVP? No.
15. Have you ever won a Super Bowl? No.
14. Are you fast-paced? No.
13. Were you popular in the '70s? No.
12. Is blue one of your team colors? No.
11. Are you black? No.
10. Did you compete in the 2005/2006 season? No.
9. Do you need special equipment to play? Yes.
8. Were you a star rookie? Yes.
7. Are you known worldwide? No.
6. Are you a soccer player? No.
5. Are you a highly athletic person? Yes.
4. Do you use a glove? No.
3. Does your sport have a time limit? Yes.
2. Are you associated with a ball being hit? No.
1. It is classified as Person.
>> Anonymous
>You are Tom Brady.
>Are you fast? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.

wat
>> Anonymous
I was doing a place and first it asked me, "Is it in the United States?"

Yes.

Then it asked me, "Is it located in the Balkan region?"

What the fuck?
>> Cleveland Fag !AVztAjVxGg
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>>395572

>Tim Couch
>Do you throw a ball? Yes.
>> Anonymous
>>395583
He is one of the faster coverage readers with one of the faster throwing motions in the NFL. He also goes down real fast on contact.

Just about the only thing he doesn't do fast is run.
>> Anonymous
this thing said ryan leaf makes fans happy
>> Anonymous
Holy shit

Q18. I am guessing that it is Joe Carter?
Right, Wrong, Close
17. Have you ever hit over .300 in your career? Yes.
16. Does your sport involve jumping? Sometimes.
15. Are you larger than an average person? Yes.
14. Are you a sports arena? No.
13. Is red one of your team colors? No.
12. Are you white? No.
11. Are you Italian? No.
10. Were you ever an outfielder? Yes.
9. Have you hit more than 500 home runs in your career? No.
8. Were you popular in the '70s? No.
7. Are you a catcher? No.
6. Do you have wheels? No.
5. Do you require a net? No.
4. Did you ever win two or more championships? Yes.
3. Are you associated with a team sport? Yes.
2. Is your sport played on grass? Yes.
1. It is classified as Person.
>> Anonymous
20Q players don't think Wayne Gretzky wears special shoes

What the fuck do you call ice skates, then?
>> Anonymous
You are Amani Toomer

Do you use a glove? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No

Have you ever won a Super Bowl? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No

No wonder they didn't guess it, morons are feeding them info.
>> Anonymous
I got it with Al MacInnis... they never asked any of the right questions. And why do they care if the person, which you classified them as, is Shiny?
>> Anonymous
>>395707
20Q has been around for a long time, I'm not surprised it might think Toomer hasn't won the Super Bowl
>> Anonymous
A couple of these were loaded with fail, but it's crazy accurate if you pick the LOL ESPN corn-fed retard atheletes.

It guessed "Green Monster" in about 5 questions. Fucking bandwagon sox fags.
>> Anonymous
>>395715
That make sense, but the glove one doesn't, pretty much all WRs wear gloves.
>> Anonymous
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The 20Q TV questions got The Ultimate Fighter in 15 guesses.

And has never heard of Around the Horn.

Fix this.
>> Anonymous
>>395719
It got Tony Cornheiser in 20 for me.
>> Anonymous
Shawn Johnson in 17
>> Anonymous
Ray Allen in THREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> Anonymous
Q20. I am guessing that it is Drew Brees?
Right, Wrong, Close
19. Do you make noise? No.
18. Are you associated with weight training? No.
17. I guessed that it was Carson Palmer? Close.
16. Is blue one of your team colors? No.
15. Have you ever dated a celebrity? No.
14. Are you an organization or league? No.
13. Have you ever competed in the Super Bowl? No.
12. Are you a quarterback? Yes.
11. Are you involved with the NFL? Yes.
10. Are you left-handed? No.
9. Do you use a bat? No.
8. Are you female? No.
7. Are you from Spain? No.
6. Are you a soccer player? No.
5. Do you have historical significance? No.
4. Are you white? Yes.
3. Do you use a ball? Yes.
2. Are you muscular? Yes.
1. It is classified as Person.
>> Anonymous
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god damn that's crazy
>> Anonymous
>>395818


LOL to "can you break?"
>> Anonymous
>>395829

I had a good laugh at that part.
>> Anonymous
Got Rick DiPietro in 20 questions.

Didn't get Richard Park, though.
>> Anonymous
>>395788
>19. Do you make noise? No.
>Q20. I am guessing that it is Drew Brees?
lol
>> Anonymous
big chief sam bradford in 27
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>395846

THIS

IS

NEW ORLEANS

HOO HOO HOO
>> Anonymous
>You are Ben Roethlisberger.
>Are you played outdoors? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
>Do people often bet on you? You said Irrelevant, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
>Are you a major sports team? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.

WTF, a person is not played nor is a person a sports team GODDAMN FUCKTARDS
>> Anonymous
>1. It is classified as Place.
(17 questions later....)

>Q17. I am guessing that it is Chris Berman?

CHRIS BERMAN IS A PLACE
>> Anonymous
ding ding ding!

Q17. I am guessing that it is C.C. Sabathia?
Right, Wrong, Close
16. Do you make contact with a player? No.
15. Are you white? No.
14. Are you hit with another object? No.
13. Are you left-handed? Yes.
12. Are you larger than an average person? Yes.
11. Is blue one of your team colors? Yes.
10. Are you a relatively young athlete? Yes.
9. Have you ever won the World Series? No.
8. Are you a pitcher? Yes.
7. Do you swing something? Sometimes.
6. Are you a hockey team? No.
5. Were you popular in the '90s? No.
4. Are you retired? No.
3. Are you American? Yes.
2. Do you wear a jersey? Yes.
1. It is classified as Person.
>> Anonymous
>17. I guessed that it was Jesus? Close.

>Q18. I am guessing that it is Oprah?


No words can describe this rage
>> Anonymous
>>395880
anyone for a game of ben roethlisberger?
>> Anonymous
>>395915
No way, we'll never win against the Ben Roethlisbergers.
>> Anonymous
>You are Cleveland Browns Stadium.
>Are you heavy? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
>Did you compete in the 2005/2006 season? >You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
>> 12StalKSofCoRn !!gS8V+aRN3ES
>Q12. Do you make noise?

the fuck am I suppose to say to this?
>> Anonymous
>>395931
seems like a yes or no answer buddy
>> 12StalKSofCoRn !!gS8V+aRN3ES
>>395932

who doesn't fucking make noise?!

I guess it's a good way to filter out the mutes
>> 12StalKSofCoRn !!gS8V+aRN3ES
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christ
>> 12StalKSofCoRn !!gS8V+aRN3ES
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this one
>> Anonymous
>>395948
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>You are Yao Ming.
>Do you have historical significance? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
>Is your sport played in warm weather? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.

Since when does the NBA season go on during the Summer? The questions are kind of subjective.
>> Anonymous
>>395971
congrats

you lost to the internetz
>> Anonymous
Q24. I am guessing that it is Nicklas Lidström?
Right, Wrong, Close
23. Are you from Sweden? Yes.
22. Are you a defenseman? Yes.
21. Did you ever win two or more championships? Yes.
20. I guessed that it was Teemu Selanne? Close.
19. Are you European? Yes.
18. Are you retired? No.
17. I guessed that it was Steve Yzerman? Close.
16. Are you a goalie? No.
15. Were you popular in the '70s? No.
14. Are you a major sports team? No.
13. Are you the star of a video game? No.
12. Do you punch people? Doubtful.
11. Have you ever won a Stanley Cup? Yes.
10. Are you a football term? No.
9. Are you squishy? Probably.
8. Do you have a coach? Yes.
7. Do you throw a ball? No.
6. Have you ever thrown a no-hitter? No.
5. Are you associated with a ball being hit? No.
4. Have you hit more than 500 home runs in your career? No.
3. Do you swing something? Sometimes.
2. Are you associated with a team sport? Yes.
1. It is classified as Person.
>> Anonymous
You are Nicklas Lidström.
Are you squishy? You said Probably, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
Are you a major sports team? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Probably
>> Anonymous
>>395979
>23. Are you from Sweden? Yes.
>20. I guessed that it was Teemu Selanne?

hmmmm
>> Anonymous
Q17. I am guessing that it is Pavel Datsyuk?
Right, Wrong, Close
16. Were you ever involved in an accident? No.
15. Are you a relatively young athlete? Yes.
14. Are you Russian? Yes.
13. Have you ever won a Stanley Cup? Yes.
12. Are you European? Yes.
11. Is red one of your team colors? Yes.
10. Is blue one of your team colors? No.
9. Have you ever won an Olympic gold medal? No.
8. Do you wear a jersey? Yes.
7. Are you Canadian? No.
6. Are you a baseball team? No.
5. Is your sport played in warm weather? No.
4. Are you retired? No.
3. Are you white? Yes.
2. Are you associated with a ball being hit? No.
1. It is classified as Person.

figured mine out relatively quickly
>> Anonymous
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Oh my god this is hilarious. Not sports, but still funny.
>> Anonymous
>>395998
Holy shit I lol'd. Post the 'discrepancies'!
>> Anonymous
25. Have you ever competed in the Super Bowl? Yes.
24. Are you a major sports team? No.
23. Are you a household name? No.
22. Do you wear an odd number? No.
21. Is red one of your team colors? No.
20. I guessed that it was Derek Anderson? Close.
19. Are you white? Yes.
18. Do you make the crowd boo? Yes.
17. I guessed that it was Chad Pennington? Close.
16. Are you a sports icon? No.
15. Do you throw a ball? Yes.
14. Do you kick a ball? No.
13. Does your sport involve jumping? No.
12. Is blue one of your team colors? No.
11. Are there different kinds of you? No.
10. Are you muscular? No.
9. Are you associated with a ball being hit? No.
8. Were you a star rookie? No.
7. Are you African? No.
6. Are you a tennis player? No.
5. Did you have a long career? No.
4. Have you hit more than 500 home runs in your career? No.
3. Are you associated with a team sport? Yes.
2. Is your sport played on grass? Yes.
1. It is classified as Person.
>> Anonymous
I beat it with "vagina"
jeez you'd think that'd be in there
>> Anonymous
>>396003
And this was...?
>> Anonymous
Q25. I am guessing that it is Bill Clinton?
Right, Wrong, Close
24. Are you known for your live performances? No.
23. Are you on a hit TV show? No.
22. I guessed that it was Star Jones Reynolds? Wrong.
21. Does your name end in a vowel? No.
20. I guessed that it was Dita Von Teese? Wrong.
19. Are you American? Yes.
18. Are you European? No.
17. Are you an only child? No.
16. Have you released more than 5 albums? No.
15. Are you male? No.
14. Have you ever used drugs? Yes.
13. Were you popular in the '90s? Yes.
12. Do you play outdoors? No.
11. Were you popular after the year 2000? Yes.
10. Do you use a ball? No.
9. Are you funny? No.
8. Are you an actress? No.
7. Were you the voice of an animated character? No.
6. Were you ever in the World Series? No.
5. Do you have blond hair? No.
4. Are you under 40 years old? Yes.
3. Are you often in tabloids? Yes.
2. Are you a good singer? No.
1. Are you over the age of 30? Yes.

You are Bill Clinton.
Are you under 40 years old? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
Are you male? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Contradictions Detected
The opinions of the 20Q A.I. are its own, and are based on the input of players. 20Q's answers reflect common knowledge. If you feel that 20Q is in error, the only way to correct it is to play again!

Mwahaha I'm ruining the results by answering randomly and click Right
>> Anonymous
You are Luis Figo.
Are you played with clubs? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Do you throw a ball? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.


wat
>> headsigh !pPyM90q9.6
>Q19. I am guessing that it is Matt Leinart?

>Q26. I am guessing that it is AJ Styles?

HOW CAN IT READ MINDS IF IT IS NOT Q20
>> Anonymous
You are Tony Kornheiser.
Have you ever starred in a commercial? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Are you used at night? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Probably.
Are you Canadian? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.

wat
>> Anonymous
>Tony Kornheiser
>used at night

I feel icky
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
You are Al Davis.

Do you make fans happy? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Probably.
Do you have a coach? You said Sometimes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No

I lol'd
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
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TOUCHDOWN 20Q
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
You are Manny Ramirez.
Is blue one of your team colors? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
Q17. I am guessing that it is the Ohio State Buckeyes?
Right, Wrong, Close
16. Do you have historical significance? Yes.
15. Are you white? Sometimes.
14. Are you used to hit another object? Yes.
13. Are you usually found indoors? No.
12. Are you larger than an average person? Yes.
11. Have you ever starred in a commercial? Yes.
10. Are you involved with the NFL? No.
9. Are more than one of you used at a time? No.
8. Did you go to college? Yes.
7. Are you still living? Yes.
6. Are you a golfer? No.
5. Are you larger than a pound of butter? Yes.
4. Do you involve a referee? Yes.
3. Is your sport played on grass? Yes.
2. Are you sold individually? No.
1. It is classified as Thing.

holy SHIT, how did it figure that out? NOTHING gave that away in the questions
>> Anonymous
>>396171
Oh wow, fucking hilarious
>> Anonymous
You are Marshawn Lynch.
Were you involved in a scandal? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
Did you compete in the 2005/2006 season? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.

I guess they draw a distinction between NFL and NCAA seasons. Also clipping some drunk bitch with your car isn't that big a deal and I'm glad everyone else sees it that way.
>> Anonymous
Q20. I am guessing that it is Tayshaun Prince?
Right, Wrong, Close

19. Do you wear an odd number? No.
18. Were you drafted first overall? No.
17. Are you made of rubber? Yes.
16. Is red one of your team colors? Yes.
15. Do you have historical significance? Doubtful.
14. Do you come in different sizes? No.
13. Were you popular in the '90s? No.
Did you have a long career? Unknown.
12. Are you associated with a game played year-round? No.
11. Do you have many varieties? No.
Do you punch people? Unknown.
10. Are you black? No.
9. Were you ever a part of the Olympics? No.
8. Does your sport involve jumping? Yes.
7. Are you retired? No.
6. Are you Australian? No.
5. Are you still living? Yes.
4. Are you larger than an average person? Yes.
Are you a highly athletic person? Unknown.
3. Are you usually found indoors? Yes.
2. Are you white? No.
1. It is classified as Person.
>> Anonymous
>>396174
if you actually read how the thing works, then the response would make a lot of sense
>> Anonymous
20Q got me 8 times, but I finally won with Karch Kiraly. I tried to keep my targets semi-well known.
>> Anonymous
Q17. I am guessing that it is Dan Marino?
Right, Wrong, Close
16. Is red one of your team colors? No.
15. Is yellow one of your team colors? No.
14. Are you fast-paced? No.
13. Were you drafted first overall? No.
12. Were you ever named MVP? Yes.
11. Have you been inducted into the Hall of Fame? Yes.
10. Do you wear an odd number? Yes.
9. Are you fast? No.
8. Are you involved with the NFL? Yes.
7. Were you popular in the '80s? Yes.
6. Are you related to tennis ? No.
5. Do you wear protective equipment? Yes.
4. Do you use a ball? Yes.
3. Does your sport have a time limit? Yes.
2. Are you part of a team? Yes.
1. It is classified as Person.
hahaha i'll be goddamned the thing works