so espn first take is having a serious discussion about whether a football player could score a touchdown against a beari spy the next airplane on a treadmill
WHO WOULD WIN IN A HOME RUN DERBY, JESUS CHRIST OR A VOLCANO ETC ETC
>>111748I gotta go with Jesus on this one.
>>111748Fuck the volcano. It would take a thousand years to do 20 swings.
>>111763I don't know, Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball.
I'd lol if the bear attacked the football player instead of racing him.
>>111748I thought that everyone knew that Xenu blew up all the volcanoes on Earth with Hydrogen bombs.
>>111747Free safeties aren't allowed to use 8-inch razor sharp claws.But I'd still pay eight bucks to see that. I like where this thread is going.
bears play football?
>>113716lol
...but what if jesus christ was dressed up as the bear?!?!