Oh good god, even faggots have a chance with SJ.
She doesn't look quite right in a dress. Might have something to do with those giant biceps and shoulders.
>>284470everytime i see her in the pic standing next to michael phelps it always looks like shes the real life girl version of gohan and at any moment BAM! SSSJ1
This pencil-neck clearly wouldn't survive the experience.Only Phelps would...
>>284470yeah, but think about the awesome hand jobs she must give
>>284519yeah, but think about the awesome foot jobs she must givefixed for what really happens behind closed doors
o lawdshe could probably lift him up
oh manthat body is a BIG TURN OFF
Jews taking over
He really needs to shave that pubic hair off his head.
>>284531personally, i'm more interested in the quality of the cunt jobs she gives
>>284590yeah, keep the tight curly ones in your pants yo
>>284591I prefer butt jobs. or blowjobs.
Looks like an uglier Justine Timberlake.
>>284613nose jobs are particularly enjoyable tooyou haven't known tight until you've fucked a nostril
The best thing about dating Shawn Johnson isn't fucking her, it's showing everybody online I did.
>>284497
GINGERKID's HAVE NO SOUL!KILL IT WITH FIRE NAUW
>>284447Bastard, get your dirty fucking hands off of her.
reminds of that episode of Family guy/simpsons where Lois/Marge got all buff and went crazy.
what the fuck is with all the wanking on this girl. I mean she's medicore at best.
>>286285>medicore at best.Good enough.
>>286285wanking?we have a different standard of women in the United States
USA WON FIFA
>>286313Wait since when is south africa britain?Yes america please look before typing, enjoy your orange man troll when we have millions of attractive women here as opposed to some muscular garden gnome that you all seem to wank over.Good day pip pip!
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>>286331Millions? Millions you say?You have a population of, let's say, 50 million. Less than half of which are female. 80% of your population is black, which instantly disqualifies your retarded statement.
>>286341Oh shit my bad I don't understand buthurt 13 year olds.
lol her shouldersIn fact she's ugly as hell
>>286347I'd say there's, at most, looking at the demographics, 2 million white women in your country. That's not alot to go around, and we all know black guys prefer white meat, too.
get a life, all of you.http://www.google.com/codesearch?q=%E2%80%AB%E2%80%AC%E2%80%AD%E2%80%AE%E2%80%AA%E2%80%AB%E2%80%AC%E2%80%AD%E2%80%AE
>>286355Wow americans and their "lack of" knowledge of the world.In england there's 3 areas full of coons and blacks. The midlands, london and manchester.England is white, it always has been and sure as hell has sexier women that amerifat, I've been about 10 states in america and each had fat bloated women covered in make up usually with 20 kids and a black lover.Now shut up whilst the educated speak.
It seems that all of the girls I have crushes on like to date faggots.
>>286364nice teeth bro lmao
>>286365well you know the saying. you try to find a girl thats a bit like your mom.
>>286364I think he was talking about South Africa.
>>286367Put it this way, teeth are fixable whereas years of inbreeding and creationist theory isn't.I love my fucked up mangled teeth, you can keep your gills and back breasts.
>>286372butthurt britfag is butthurthow's it feel getting your ass kicked by a former colony
>>286370Are you calling my dad a faggot?
>>286372hey my teeth are straight and i believe in evolution 99%. I leave 1% for doubt in case something happens like god comes out of some clouds some where and is all like "gotcha bitches"
>>286381What's it feel like knowing you where someones bitch and it being a part of your history?OH LAWD I LOVE YOU FAGS!
>>286371I was indeed talking about South Africa.
>>286388Yet the two idiots with double digit IQs still started a fight.
>>286364Way to prove your intelligence.I was referring to the gentleman from South Africa.Speak only when spoken too, please.
>>286385Wow what a surprise i'm exactly the same but seeing as americans are retards that isn't possible due to your stereotyping of the british.
I wouldn't expect the English to find Shawn Johnson attractive, or any girl for that matter.
>>286393ITT: The most butthurt Englishman alive.
>>286387probably better than it feels to have being our bitch a part of your present
>>286394Many lulz were had, anon. Well played.
>>286387idk you tell me, america has been making you her bitch for decadeshurr you go enjoy a cat
LOL better to be butthurt than a retard.
>>286408And you've done so much to prove your intelligence.
>>286412UKbutthurt dude manages to be butthurt and a retard
>>286412I sure have, you took my bait and showed how easily you can be trolled.I laugh at you all.
>>286423(as tears run down your pitted cheeks into your black, gnarled teeth)
>>286421I think you had the sides a LITTLE confused.>>286412Is American.
>>286430truth hurts doesn't it? trolling 101.
>>286423THIS JUST IN: ENGLAND HAS WON THE /sp/ GOLD MEDAL IN THE MEN'S BACKPEDALLING, NARROWLY ROBBING IT FROM CHINA, WHO WAS INSISTING HE KEXIAN WAS A 60-YEAR-OLD GERIATRIC.
>>286441America wins another gold medal in hypocricy!
>>286441Too bad they're still third in gold medals. Which is the same thing as last.
>>286450I haven't seen any American backpedalling here...So you also win the gold in schizophrenia.
>>286450>Im a giant faggotgood luck with that.
britfags = ugly teeth, americans = arrogant retards, norwegians = godlike.there. now go back to whatever you were doing, let this thread wither and die, we are done here.
>>286455
>>286453It's better than adjusting to winning at something for the first time..... Oh america the rookie!
>>286459I agree with this but except norweigan isn't godlike its just where the good music comes from.
>>286459HA! I'm first-generation American, straight out of Norway. So I'm a godlike arrogant retard.Pretty much par for the course for religion anyway.
The only thing Norwegians are good at is incest.
>>286468wat
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who is this guy
I can't tell if she's a midget or if he's freakishly tall.
>>286517The Defiler.
>>286524she's had too much american beef
One thing is true, she's stronger than him
>>286468and racewalking>>286459I went to Norway, I found this to be true.
>>286364Well, lets assume she's not wearing heels.She's 4'9 and the very top of her head seems to make it up 3/4 his pencilneck. Average face is about 9 inches long, plus the length of the rest of his neck(let's say 1/2 inch) 4'9 + 9 1/2 inches= 5'6 1/2 roughly.If she is wearing heels (Which I doubt because I don't remember her wearing in the picture where he's carrying her.But if she is, he's 5'9 and 1/2.TL; DR: He's a short jewfaggot.
>>286698ALRIGHT!! I HAVE A CHANCE!
hes too tall for her
that man just fell down a flight of stairs in to friends zone
>>286733you know she'll end up with some like chav/guido/abercrombified douchebag if she isn't already. But then again with what she's said is her training schedule I'm not sure she could date well seeing as nobody would ever see her.
>>286698If she was wearing Heels she probably just took them off.
>>286733Shawn doesn't look like the type who would just sleep around or w/e.But what do I know I'm on 4chan.
wtf is with 4chanarchive. They must have a hard on for brett farve. Some stupid ass thread 10 posts long about brett farve gets archived but a 200 post thread about shawn johnson doesn't. Dumb as hell.
>>286698She was wearing high heels. I don't feel like looking for the picture, but it's around.
Jewfro is not her bf, never was
So she dates Danny Noonan.. big deal. He is a good guy and a heck of a caddy.
wow she's ugly.
>>286875fuck you
her shoulders creep me out
>>286875she looks so awkward in that picture, and the man arms certainly don't help.do not want
>>286885You'll never have sex with her and she is off fucking some jewfro, how does this make you feel?
>>286892
>>286864Lol'dAlso, http://sgtcaboose.com/shawn_i_love_you/Obligatory
Wanna know why he has a chance with her? [spoiler]He's rich[/spoiler]
>>286908*gasps* A rich jew? GTFO!
>>286904>>http://sgtcaboose.com/shawn_i_love_you/http://sgtcaboose.com/shawn_i_love_you/Stalker_Material/LOL @ creepy shit. Everything some anon needs.
>>286739I actually agree with you. She seems mostly like she's just too busy being obsessed with gymnastics to live a normal life.I've always had a feeling that Alicia was a total slut though, and that Nastia's just... normal.
>>286904jesus christ
Hey what's going on in here
>>286459Norway more like Snoreway.
>>286468That's the British again.
She looks like a little dude wearing a dress. Fucking V shape and everything.
>>286441America doesn't rate golds. They count 'em the same as loser medals..
>>286928Same. SJ seems like a busy person and to focused on training, shes probably nice. Alicia is DEFIANTLY a slut, no fucking doubt about it, she probably fucked up the routine cause she got dicked the night before and then screwed around after that to make her feel better.
>>286991what?
hey british faggot ley me put my DICK in your mouth so you can SHUT the FUCK up
who wants to bet she put on a strap-on and fucked that dude anally after the prom?
>>287103someone should write a fanfic of this.
>>287004she fucked up due to a sore ass.
>>286928>Nastia's just... normal.Nastia is probably a slut too.
>>287103I'd fucking go ass to mouth on myself if Shawn Johnson was the one doing it to me.
>>287143Nah. She just doesn't look like she has it in her.
>>287152She's Russian therefore she is a slut.
>>287525well, there was a guy last night who wanted to pee on her. he thought she'd enjoy it. god we're a fucked up bunch.
I want to have consensual sex with Nastia, preferably in the missionary position.