>> |
Anonymous
>>361685 Who really likes ANY team in the Big 12 North other than the poor suckers who live close to its teams? Let's review.
Colorado: located in the People's Republic of Boulder...hippies suck.
Iowa State: a team called the Cyclones that uses a cardinal as its mascot...too confusing.
Kansas: Jayhawks? More like GAYhawks, amirite?
Kansas State: too many previous letdowns and lol wat schedules to ever take to heart again.
Missouri: The Tigers...how original...bet y'all put a lot of thought into that one...and, stuck out in the middle of nowhere without the barbecue of Kansas City or the beer of Saint Louis, and getting there on some of the worst roads in the US...no thanks...at least smokes are cheap (cough wheeze hack).
Nebraska: Nebraska, the state famous for boring scenery, boring people, and boring football...too easy to call them the Cornholers too, and nobody outside of San Francisco really wants to be called a Cornholer.
See, not one redeeming quality in any of those teams. The South isn't much better in a lot of ways, but I sure see a lot better boobs on TV in the stands down there than I do in the North. And, when push comes to shove, better boobs win hands down.
|