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Shawn Johnson Anonymous
I am going to marry this girl, you have my word.
>> Anonymous
>>252533
No bow, no axe. This is only funny the first time.
>> Anonymous
I am going to jizz on this girls face.

You have my word.
>> Anonymous
You have my plow!
>> Anonymous
anybody else notice how her left eyebrow (our right) is always higher than her right?? Just kinda bugs me, but not as much as Nastia's greasy fivehead. Both would still get it, Shawn's legs and ass FTW
>> Anonymous
I'm going to stick my penis in this girl's mouth.

You have my word.
>> Anonymous
hmmmm iowa eh?
>> Anonymous
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I am going to marry this "girl", you have my word.
>> Anonymous
I'd love to shoot ropey spurts of love-milk into her wet and pleading fuck-tunnel.
>> Anonymous
>>252611

wat
>> Anonymous
I will shove my tongue in this girl's ass, you have my word.
>> Anonymous
No one will give a shit about these bitches in two week.
>> Anonymous
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And my bow.
>> Anonymous
>>252533
enjoy your half chimpunk children
>> Anonymous
As long as I have Nastia you can marry whoever you want.
>> Anonymous
she looks like ashley tisdale in OP's pic.
>> Anonymous
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>>252533
Shawn needs a better stylist b/c that grandma haircut looks horrible. She has such a great qt face you can clearly see when she has her hair pulled back.
>> Anonymous
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>>253032
>> Anonymous
>>253010

see>>252536
>> Anonymous
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buns of steel
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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bow and axe present
>> Anonymous
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I am going to marry this girl, you have my word.
>> Anonymous
>>253127
"Taking one for the team"
>> Anonymous
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>>253065
>>253064
>> Anonymous
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>>253155
I actually find her strangely beautiful.
>> Anonymous
>>252533
Her expression seems to say "No you won't."
>> Anonymous
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O13ps0-dwuk

I love her
>> Anonymous
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>>253202

OH FUCK YEAR IS DAT SUM SHAWN BIKINI
>> Anonymous
>>253202

Wow, that BoxerpuncherJ guy doesn't seem like a stalker at all, not one bit. Bet he doesn't end up kidnapping her to take pictures of her wrapped in the American flag.
>> Anonymous
>>253185
Disgusting big nose and manly face. Looks like she belongs in a metal band
>> Anonymous
>>253202

I bet that highschool's gymnastics team kicks a whole lot of ass. And if not, well, Shawn can win them on her own.
>> Anonymous
Shawn is only 16 years old, so in 4 years, she will be back in the Olympics.

Nastia is 19, so this is probably her last Olympics.
>> Anonymous
>>253224
fag
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN HER ARMS WHY IS EVERYBODY COMPLAINING THAT CHINAS USING LOLIS WHEN WE HAVE MEN COMPETING IN WOMONES OLYMPICS
>> Anonymous
>>253236

I dunno, she kicked a lot of ass and IIRC Svetlana Khorkina was in three or four Olympic games, so another games isn't out of the question.
>> Anonymous
>>253236
So does this mean we'll have some porn vids of nastia in 2-3 years?
>> Anonymous
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>>253242

If there is a god we will.

Have some Svetlana titties.
>> Anonymous
>>252781
>>252781
>>252781
>>252781
>> Anonymous
Shawn 'Pignose BigDickThighs' Johnson can lick my taint.
>> Anonymous
>>253500
Oh god I wish she would lick mine!
>> Anonymous
>>252533
Average girl is average.
>> Anonymous
I like a girl who could probably overpower me during sex. I wouldn't eat her out though, her legs would crush my skull
>> Anonymous
Question: why are the US girls so much more muscular and thick than the Chinese ones? I mean, I know WHY they're thick (because of the nature of the sport) but...the Chinese girls are like...pencil thin. WTF?
>> Anonymous
all the USA girls were much muscular than all the rest of the competition not just the chinese girls.
>> Anonymous
>>253827

Has something to do with age?
>> Anonymous
>>253850
Seriously. Compared to romanians and russians they're like frigging line backers.
>> Anonymous
>>253922
u kiddding me? Nastia is a stick too, she's also tall, which makes her look even more thin

the only thick one on the US is Shawn, especially her thighs of thunder
>> Anonymous
>>254092

Nastia - born in Russia, has Russian parents
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your dorf.
>> Anonymous
>>254092
nastia is 5'3". that's short as hell.
>> Anonymous
>>254092
Bullshit. Sacremone is built like a tank.
>> Anonymous
she isn't that hot
>> Anonymous
>>254186
She'll break your dick.
>> Anonymous
>>253509
Fuck that, I would be the one licking hers. Have you seen her ass? I mean god damn.
>> Anonymous
>>253175

But are you gonna marry it?
>> Anonymous
>>254220
Amen my brother AMEN
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QA6s7p-zU8&feature=related
>> Anonymous
>>253064
HOLY FUCK
>> DOPEFIE?D
I want her to sit on my face.
>> Anonymous
>>254284
ow
>> Anonymous
>>254323
seconded
>> Anonymous
i want to drink her bathwater. Nastia's too.
>> Anonymous
>>254337
That's not the only thing I want to drink
>> Anonymous
Your all gross...the whole lot of you.
>> DOPEFIE?D
I can't even begin to imagine how lucky her future boyfriends will be (since I don't think she has one at the moment). I mean seriously, that ass is fucking immortal. I would give up all future sex just for a couple of minutes with it. Holy fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>254393

Except she'll end up being the most stuck-up bitch on the face of the planet.
>> Anonymous
>>254394
YEAH PRETTY GIRLS ARE ALWAYS BITCHS NNGHHH FUK I HAT THEM HGGGRGRRHGHAAAARRHGG
>> Anonymous
>>254398
>PRETTY

lol
>> Anonymous
>>254398
i lold
>> DOPEFIE?D
It pisses me off so much that fapping to NN pictures of this chick is a fairly futile effort. We better have fucking sex robots or something in "teh future".
>> Anonymous
>>254432
We have photoshop. Someone get on that
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>>254424
She's gorgeous, how can you even say otherwise?
>> Anonymous
>>254398
>>254436

Win.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
She's from Iowa, which most likely means she's an uptight Christian bitch who won't let any boyfriend touch her until marriage. That ass will stay pure, sadly. She needs corrupting. Let's get her hanging out with Hollywood socialites.
>> Anonymous
>>254463
And one week after hanging with socialites, she turns into a coke whore.
>> Anonymous
eurgh, the american gymnasts are pretty grose.

german hockey team and swedish footballers are where its at.
>> Anonymous
>>254475
But Sweden lost already
>> Anonymous
>>254463
That's fine, I'd rather have a satisfying and fulfilling relationship with her as she is probably a great person with a wonderful personality. I would treat her really nice, and we wouldn't have sex (missionary position, of course) until after we get married.

I'm totally serious.
>> Anonymous
>>254436
I'm sorry but that is fucking win
>> Anon
>>254463

methinks you don't know too many chicks from Iowa....
>> DOPEFIE?D
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Last night I dreamed that Shawn sat on my face and I ate her out while Nastia/Alicia took turns jacking and sucking me off. After that I lined them up against the wall and spanked the shit out of them with a belt until they screamed and begged for mercy, when I fucked them repeatedly up their red asses and blew my load all over their faces. After they were all almost completely covered in my cum we lay on my bed where they licked it off each other and I fingered their tight pussies until they came all over again.

And then I woke up.
>> Anonymous
>>254463

Iowa chicks are whores
>> Anonymous
>>254463

Christian girls can be complete whores, too.

Also, I'd be willing to wait a while for an Olympic-caliber dick rider like herself. Annulment isn't too expensive.
>> Anonymous
>>254644
Moving to Iowa.
>> Anonymous
>>254643
I came
>> Anon
>>254644

yes....yes they are...and, given that Shawn is a rich bitch from the burbs of West Des Moines, she probably even moreso...
>> DOPEFIE?D
I don't think she's a whore. After reading her interviews and watching her NBC profile video, she really seems like one of those "cute nerds" to me. Not that being nerdy is an issue, it actually kind of turns me on.

Nastia on the other hand... she's a total whore, you can see it.
>> DOPEFIE?D
>>254919

After watching her NBC profile she seems like more a nerd to me. Not that her being nerdy is an issue, it actually turns me on even more.
>> Anonymous
>>254463
Uptight Christian bitches are dumb and semi slutty.

to them virginity= vaginal penetration.

The ass is completely up for negotiation as well as oral, fingering and dryhumping
>> Dawnfag
Nastia Liukin is prettier
>> Anonymous
>>255068
Just like 3yr olds.
>> Anonymous
>>255068
>dryhumping

does not jeopardize virginity.
>> Anonymous
>>255169
Yeah but Christian parents try to make it so that their kids never get past 2nd base till their married. If they accomplish this they get into heaven without having to wait at those gates
>> DOPEFIE?D
>>255123

They're all fucking sexy. Johnson and Liukin would be the best threesome ever. Also, Sacramore.
>> Anonymous
>>255196
christian parents have BDSM dungeons in their homes.
>> Anonymous
>>255196
LIKE A FUCKING FASTPASS
>> Anonymous
>>255244
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>>255244

pic related
>> Anonymous
>>255244
well with all of that repressed sexual frustration they end up being freaks in the sack.

Average age of marriage is now near 30...seriously 30 years of no sex and feeling Christian guilt after everytime you masturbate...they end up pretty fucked up
>> Anonymous
>>255202
Sacramone will break your dick off
>> DOPEFIE?D
I'm beginning to wonder what her snatch looks like. Do you think gymnasts shave their pubes like swimmers do to make them more versatile or something?
>> Anonymous
>>255401
Well have you ever seen a pubic afro when they're wearing their one pieces?
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlb8Q30OLbY