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Holy shit, it's the Hornets vs. Spurs Game 3 Thread
>> Anonymous
Spurs in 6
>> Anonymous
Chris Paul is going to teach everyone what rape is really bout.
>> Anonymous
Robert Horry hipchecks Child Porn into a moving mechanical bull, breaking CP3's neck

Spurs in 6
>> Anonymous
Mario Ellie comes out of retirement and scores 17 points off the bench to get the Spurs the victory.
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FUCK YA. GOING TO STING SOME SPURS.
>> Anonymous
That Baron Davis/Adam Sandler commercial cracks me up.
>> Anonymous
>>92485
>Adam Sandler commercial cracks me up.
>cracks me up.

raged
>> Anonymous
>>92489

srsly. ADAM SANDLER.
>> Anonymous
>>92485
I wonder if it was filmed with the perception that the warriors were, or weren't going to make the playoffs.
>> Anonymous
ginobli should give up his 6th man award now
>> Anonymous
>>92498
considering since sandler says "you want to make the playoffs next year?" i'd say weren't. my guess is it was filmed after the others came out and became a hit.
>> Anonymous
ginobili started? popovich is panicking.
>> Anonymous
>>92515
He needs to get him going early to have a chance and he knows it.
>> Anonymous
"ginobli's on the floor again"
FLOPPER
wtf is with this female announcer, isn't she spose to be in the kitchen
>> Anonymous
ginobili has started his flopping early tonight
>> Anonymous
Nice beard parker
>> Anonymous
Parker's gonna need more than that beard to overcome ChildPorn3
>> Anonymous
>>92542
All he needs is that beard
>> Anonymous
damn, chris paul is quite a flopper himself lol
>> Anonymous
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Paul FTW
>> Anonymous
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hai guise got here as soon as i could
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>>92543
He's no Baron.
>> Anonymous
>>92528

I fucking hate female announcers. I try to take them seriously but I just cant.
>> Anonymous
I just hate the way Chris Paul's face looks when something doesn't go his way

I hope bowen puts his foot down when he does a jump shot, and breaks his ankle
>> Anonymous
>>92555
that's the only way san antonio can hope to win.
>> Anonymous
>>92555
It's funny watching him and bowen go at it. The hip check + flop in game 1 was hilarious.
>> Anonymous
This bitch is kind of ruining the game for me, needs to get back in the kitchen.

The guy isn't very much better than her either.
>> Anonymous
God damn the spurs need some youngins. Even their bench is old as fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>92570

What about Micheal Finley and Horry?
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Lol, these are the champs?
>> Anonymous
fuck only 6% chance for the spurs to come back and take this series? I didn't realize things were so grim
>> Anonymous
I don't follow the Spurs much, but from what I've seen, Bowen doesn't seem to be THAT great of a defender. CP just blows right by him...
>> Anonymous
>>92574
He does the little things that irritate you over a course of a game, that messes with your head.
>> Anonymous
>>92580

Yeah, like giving you a knee in your PENIS region.
>> Anonymous
>>92580

And that's supposed to work against CP3?
>> Anonymous
Charlotte in 5
>> Anonymous
>>92574
watch what he does off the ball. He keeps people away from their sweet spots and makes them catch the ball in places they don't like. He's not stupid, he watches tape on every player he has to guard.

On the ball he does a good job of making the offensive player take tough shots of give up the ball.
>> Anonymous
>>92588
I somewhat lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>92585
he can do flying kicks too
>> Anonymous
>>92574
his best days are behind him
>> Anonymous
>>92588
welcome to the 90's
>> Anonymous
Everytime the Spurs make a run, the Hornets pretty much answer right back.

Bets on how long before the Spurs start getting tired?
>> Anonymous
>>92595
3rd Quarter
>> Anonymous
>>92595
yeah it's not looking good

everything's going down for the spurs and they're only up by 2
>> Anonymous
>>92595
Well if the first 2 games were any indication, the hornets will have already have won by the end of the 3rd qtr.
>> Anonymous
seriosly it's been said before here but that female announcer ruins the fucking game for me as well. i wanna mute the fucking volume and put the shit on captioned.:(
>> Anonymous
>>92588
How I wish t hey were still here :(
>> Anonymous
Lol @ Manu limping.
>> Anonymous
that bitch is just riding on the guy's comments. i'd rather have stephen a smith commenting
>> Anonymous
>>92608

Both announcers are awful.
>> Anonymous
parker can't even make way for a layup wtf?
>> Anonymous
New Orleans in 4
>> Anonymous
>>92616
WHOA WHOA let's not get ahead of ourselves, the chick isn't THAT bad
>> Anonymous
That mariachi band plays there all the time lol
>> Anonymous
lakers vs hornets will be epic.
>> Anonymous
What's with the mariachi's? Since when do Mexicans go to Utah?
>> Anonymous
popovich needs to do more hack-a-___
>> Anonymous
lol wow, the refs are spoonfeeding N.O. this game
>> Anonymous
>>92631
i smell several year rivalry brewing.
>> Anonymous
>>92637

Took longer than I thought it would for the butthurt to show up in this thread.

Well played.
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>>92633
Holy.....Shit...
>> Hmmmmmmm 4chan /sp/'s God
Another close game nearing half-time is not good for the Spurs, but being God, I put the odds in favor of the Spurs winning this one.

Note: Hornets have a chance, but it depends on if Bruce Bowen finally snaps and tries to pull a PedoBear on someone in the home crowd.
>> Anonymous
spurfags in that arena just celebrated like it was a game winniing shot lol
>> Anonymous
Wow sure took those SA clockfags long enough to start the clock.
>> Anonymous
>>92635
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
NBA needs to fire all of its clock operators, this is gotta be the 50th time this season some shit like that has happened somewhere.
>> Anonymous
>>92651
yeah, there has been several little hiccups like that. The one with orlando and detroit was very glaring.
>> Anonymous
NO is pumped on NIGGERWATTS!
>> Anonymous
The shot clock malfunctioning ticks me off more. How can a basketball court be ghetto enough to need fans do the countdown?
>> Anonymous
>>92651
as much as i enjoy spurs losing, bad calls are part of what make the game interesting
>> Anonymous
i think they should just get rid of the eastern conference already
>> Anonymous
>>92654
charming
>> Anonymous
I HATE THAT GARNETT COMMERCIAL!!

dammit atlanta, one more win and I wouldn't need to look at it anymore :[
>> Anonymous
well, given that the last few games, the hornets turned on the jets and blew away the spurs after a close halftime score.... well, guess we'll have to see what happens from here on out.
>> Anonymous
>>92663
seriously why the fuck do they feel the need to hype up that fucking team?. they are old scrubs playing a bunch of shit teams who make still manage to make them look like scrubs.
>> Anonymous
in b4 butthurt spursfags invoke katrina humor
>> Anonymous
The Spurs would be so much more likable if they didn't do shit like Hack-a-[blank] or have the dirtiest player in the league (Bowen)
>> Anonymous
if the spurs fuck up the 3rd qtr again, this series will end in a sweep.

popovich is a guy who gives up quick when he knows he has no chance.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>92670
At least that's what his wife says. *giggle*
>> Anonymous
BTW, guys. All-star team:
Kobe
CP3
Lebron
KG
Dwight Howard

Holy shit. Can we get all of these guys to play on our Olympic team?
>> Anonymous
Popovich is a faggot
>> Anonymous
>>92679
I'm interested in what Paul and Howard could accomplish together. Their powers combined could end the earth.
>> Anonymous
>>92679
cp3 hasn't been added. yet. much discussion about him replacing jkidd.
kg passed
not sure about dwight
kobe and lebron are good to go
>> Anonymous
Rofl at Pop's face.
>> Anonymous
CP3 walking down the court with the ball kinda reminds me of MJ.

He has the exact same fucking look on his face everytime, just like MJ when he would dunk.
>> Anonymous
Just tuned into the game. Who the fuck is the chick annoucing? Since when did the AT&T Center put kitchens in the booth?
>> Anonymous
i'm not even a spursfag but this is a travesty of officiating. I wonder how much that ref with the dirty sanchez stache' has on this game?
>> Anonymous
cp3 loves the kids.
>> Anonymous
I don't know what is worst, ESPN allowing a women to announce, or ESPN hiring women in the first place.
>> Anonymous
Ok, I'm saying it right now. The CP3 61 pt grandpa story is cool, but I'm going to RAAAAAAGGGEEEEE when I have to hear it 50 times in the WCF and maybe Finals. They're already beating it into the ground.
>> Anonymous
CLOCK!!!
>> Anonymous
What a fucking shot.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, paul is jesus.
>> Anonymous
Jesus christ how many times is this cunt going to mention CP3's lack of playoff experience over the course of this game.

I'm starting to seriously rage.
>> Anonymous
>>92679

Current Olympic Squad:

Jason Kidd
Kobe Bryant
LeBron James
Chris Bosh
Dwight Howard

Bench:
Tyson Chandler
Deron Williams
Mike Miller
Tayshaun Prince
Chauncey Billups
Amare Stoudemire
Michael Redd
Carmelo Anthony
>> Anonymous
NBA Fans rejoice! The Spurs era is over!
>> Anonymous
>>92713
The boring years of the NBA Finals will never return!
>> Anonymous
I'm rooting for the spurs, and I don't even think that should count.
>> Anonymous
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY COUNTING IT!?
>> Anonymous
They counted the basket? You've got to be fucking kidding me.
>> Anonymous
lol longest continuation ever
>> Anonymous
>>92716
>>92715
>>92717

What's with all the butthurt? The whorenets have already gotten away with at least 10 complete bullshit calls
>> Anonymous
fuck that, im getting myself a x-games motobike
>> Anonymous
>>92710
Jason Kidd >Chris Paul
Mike Miller >Shane Battier
Carmelo Anthony >Paul Pierce
Chris Bosh >Josh Smith

Fix'd for great American justice
>> Anonymous
>>92722
That was a flat-out awful call. There are bad calls and then there are "wtf" calls, and that was the latter.
>> Anonymous
>WTF was with my green fail?
>> Anonymous
>>92725
>Jason Kidd >Chris Paul
What a great job he did for the Mavs amirite?
>> Anonymous
peja looks like a square with that haircut
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT
>> Anonymous
>>92730
that's the way he likes it. goddamn those giant peja head on a sticks in NO are creepy
>> Anonymous
lady just had an orgasm over that.
>> Anonymous
>>92725

Shane Battier is the only person you listed who is on the reserve team. The others probably rejected the offer to join.
>> Anonymous
>>92735
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY MIND!
>> Anonymous
>>92734
>>92735
HOLY SHIT
>> Anonymous
jesus even i had an orgasm over that
>> Anonymous
hoyl shi paul is now my favorite player
>> Anonymous
>>92738
well yeah, because they were going to make them practice and actually try out for the team.
>> Anonymous
>>92738
I don't think Paul or Smith got invites. I'll take your word for it on Pierce.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Dear Eastern Conference,

PAY ATTENTION!!! This is how you play basketball.

Thanks.
>> 4chan /sp/'s God
>>92725
>Jason Kidd >Chris Paul
Paul got to the next round, fucktard.
>Mike Miller >Shane Battier
Miller's team didn't make the playoffs.
>Carmelo Anthony >Paul Pierce
Who is in the second round, and who isn't?
Chris Bosh >Josh Smith
>Who's team actually came close to winning a playoff series
All 4 picks fail, the list in general fails, and the person who made the post of this list fails. All nay-sayers must be silent, for God has spoken.
>> Anonymous
>>92754
You are so full of fail it's not even funny. Those were suggested changes asswipe. Note how the first ones listed are on the roster already and the second ones aren't.

WHERE'S YOUR /SP/ GOD NOW?
>> YankessCowboysPenguinsHornetsFag
San Antonio had their little run, now lets see if the hornets will wear their old asses out this 4th qtr.
>> Anonymous
>>92754

so fucking what, they added players who they thought would compliment each other. Your points are totally irrelevant
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>>92696
i was touched by the story.

and then, i lol'd.
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA that was just stupid
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GINOBILI!!
>> Anonymous
lol @ boozer on bench
oh wait that's parker, someone tell that fucker to shave
>> Anonymous
GINOBILI!!!
>> Anonymous
I didn't know that jodie foster was a basketball announcer.
>> Anonymous
>>92769
the nba, where amazing happens
>> Anonymous
>>92769
oh fuck you
>> Anonymous
If it weren't for the announcers and semi-retarded calls, this would be a near-flawless game.
>> Anonymous
The nba, where women outside fucking kitchen happens.
>> Anonymous
>>92777
I'm getting sick of hearing them ride the jock of whoever scores the ball.
>> Anonymous
The NBA: Where ESPN sending their D team to cover the A series happens
>> Anonymous
Ah well.

Well played Spurs, you have some life in you after all.

This series still belongs to the Hornets though imo.
>> Anonymous
Wow fuck the spurs
>> Anonymous
holy shit I'm loving this
>> Anonymous
Where the fuck where the spurs that are playing tonight last weekend? God damnit.
>> Anonymous
at least we can all agree the West beats the shit out of the East
>> Anonymous
>>92784
lol wut
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Hey NO, please double team me more. I love giving the ball up for open threes.
>> Anonymous
Spurs will now win the series.
>> Anonymous
>>92791
lol, no. just no.
>> Anonymous
fuck the spurs
>> Anonymous
Hornets are way too frustrated to come back now.

Can't blame them with some of these calls.

Spurs played their part though, gotta give em that.
>> Anonymous
Did that bitch just say Manu's never been an All-Star? Back in the kitchen whore!
>> Anonymous
>>92791
calm down, this game still isn't over.
>> Anonymous
Manu's fucking tearing them apart. But the Spurs should slow down the tempo.
>> Anonymous
Chris Paul is overrated. Fuck you bitches that called us "old". The series is ours.
>> Anonymous
I have a feeling game 4 will consist of the hornets coming out pissed as fuck that they had this game and let it sleep.

Which will result in an ass wooping for the spurs in game 4.
>> Anonymous
shook! damn cp3 is nice.
>> Anonymous
>>92799
>Chris Paul is overrated.

You see that shit fag?
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leave spurs in six to me
>> Anonymous
This is awesome
>> Anonymous
Look at all the Spursfags coming out of nowhere when they are winning.

Where were you guys about forty minutes ago?
>> Anonymous
>>92799
Where were you the other 3 qtrs where you fags were trailing?
>> Anonymous
Game 4 should be played by only Tony Parker and Child Porn
>> Anonymous
>>92800
meant
>slip.
>> Anonymous
>>92809
winner keeps eva longoria
>> Anonymous
>>92807
praying to jesus for the spurs' shots to drop
>> Anonymous
Mavericks won Game 3. This means nothing.
>> Anonymous
POINT GUARD DUEL
>> Anonymous
>>92809
Seconded. I would pay to see them play a game of 32.
>> Anonymous
Spurs will avoid the sweep, but Pop won't be able to start his big 3 every night without fatigue.
>> Anonymous
>>92815
Fucking thirded, that's entertainment.
>> Anonymous
if spurs win, then hornets will finish the series at home in game5. just as planned.
>> Anonymous
All that flopping paid off.
>> Anonymous
>>92818
Don't hold your breath. The Spurs may lose game 4 at home, or they may lose game 5 at N.O. but there's no way in hell they're losing both.

We're not talking about the Nuggets here
>> thenormalyears !!CsF0PNKYVw4
the referees took the spurs on their backs and carried them to this victory (lol at ginobli getting hit like 2 seconds after he shot on the hand and him flying backward and then getting a foul shot from it)

i guess the nba likes the extra revenue from series that last longer than 4 games

hornets are still the better team
>> Anonymous
>>92799

>The series is ours.


What are you, the Goddamn Imperium claiming territories or some shit
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Hmmm, let's see what the ol' box score says. Looks like you gave up 31 points and 11 assists. You got some work to do if you want to step to me, Chris.
>> Anonymous
>>92807


Drinking with my friends, not sitting on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>92821
>>92821

>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Butthurt more faggot. The refs gave the hornets this game on a silver platter in the first three quarters, and they failed to capitalize. Enjoy your butthurt.
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>>92825
Like what? Raep lol?
>> Anonymous
>>92823

>he referees took the spurs on their backs and carried them

HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH WOW. -20/10.

If they had called even a tenth of the fouls actually committed against Parker, he would have easily gotten 60 points. Oh, and those two made up travel calls? cute.
>> Anonymous
>>92821
what the fuck game were you watching?
>> Anonymous
>>92830
Funny thing is, noone cares Kobe supposedly raped that white whore anymore. Of course, except for /sp/.
>> Anonymous
>>92823
>the referees took the hornets on their backs and carried them to this victory
fix'd to apply to the first two games
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>>92830
It's called defense, bitch. Try it sometime.
>> Anonymous
>>92834
And that's probably going to happen when they get back to NO too.
>> Anonymous
I don't understand why anyone calls the Spurs boring, I enjoy watching there playoff games
>> Anonymous
>>92834
Blowouts idiot. No way the refs had anything to do with those first 2 game. Just the Spurs general DICK sucking.
>> Anonymous
>>92840
momentum is everything. In this game for three quarters, every time the Spurs got within two points or tied it, the refs gave the Hornets back a 6+ point lead.

The difference between this game and the previous two is that the Spurs decided not to cave in because of it. Cheers, this is a fun series
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>>92845
>> Anonymous
Finaly we see the CP3 vs. TP9 dream matchup.

Fucking point huards came out to play!!!

also ginobili and duncan decided to show up.

You know, i hate david west, but he has been amazing in the playoffs so far.
>> Anonymous
>>92846
no, it's plain view and obvious knowledge of the game. When even the commentators are laughing at how bad the calls are, I don't think there's any more need for confirmation. But, go ahead be more butthurt about your enormous loss.
>> Anonymous
>>92848

>Finaly we see the CP3 vs. TP9 dream matchup.
>TP9

No. Just...no
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>>92846
-2/10
>> Anonymous
>>92851

Disregard that I suck cocks.

CP9? what the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>92851
fuck you
>> Anonymous
I'm a spurfag and if we lose this series I won't blame the refs, that's just part of the game. we had calls go for us too you know.
>> Anonymous
>TP9? what the fuck is wrong with me?

fix'd