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What SHOULD be an Olympic sport?

International rules footy
Netball
Cricket (20-20)
Lawn bowls
Ten-pin bowling
>> Anonymous
International rules football????
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20-20 cricket or Rugby sevens
>> Anonymous
rugby
>> Anonymous
>>252734

you forgot BulletBall and BulletBall Extreme.
>> Anonymous
>>252742
Americunt here
If Twenty20 became an Olympic sport I would definitely check it out
>> Anonymous
Ultimate Frisbee.
>> Anonymous
rape
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
tug of war
>> Anonymous
>>252778
>tug of war
Already was an Olympic sport.
>> Anonymous
>>International rules footy

Gold Australia
Silver Ireland
Bronze South Africa

>>Cricket (20-20)

Gold Australia
Silver India
Bronze Pakistan
(Preliminary knockout Great Britain BECAUSE THEY'RE SHITHOUSE AT THEIR OWN GAME GET IT)

>>Lawn bowls

Gold yet another Commonwealth country
Silver the Kiwis, probably
Bronze idk
>> Anonymous
>>252777
lol...next thing you know the chinks will want mah jong as an Olympic sport
>> Anonymous
bocci ball!
>> Anonymous
>>252787
Aw man I'd watch that shit out of that, but it'd probably be Chinese rules which I don't know how to play so actually fuck it
>> Anonymous
OKAY CUNTS

GET READY

DEBUTING IN 2012

DOMINOES
>> Anonymous
Hotdog-eating. There's no need to fear Kobayashi anymore
>> Anonymous
>>252800

yeah because we need more black men in the Olympics.
>> Anonymous
>>252734

How bout the game like cricket thats the most popular sport in half the world

OH WAIT YOU TOOK THAT OUT
>> Anonymous
BMX and skateboarding, two more easy wins...just like snowboarding.
>> Anonymous
I wouldn't mind Twenty20, I actually enjoyed watching the IPL Twenty20 and I usually don't like cricket.
>> Anonymous
The rules of American, Australian and Gaelic football should all be rolled up into one which would be played in the Olympics

It'll have the pace and non-stop action of Aussie and Irish, but with the hits of American

A few people would die but whatev
>> Anonymous
>>252826

I will remotely respect padball when they play without the military-issue gear
>> Anonymous
>>252820

isn't the world no. 1 a roofucker or something?
>> Anonymous
>>252826
>>The rules of American, Australian and Gaelic football should all be rolled up into one which would be played in the Olympics

It'll have the pace and non-stop action of Aussie and Irish, but with the hits of American

A few people would die but whatev

This is the single best idea I have heard.
>> Anonymous
Um, hello? Surfing.
>> Anonymous
>>252835
Skeet surfing
>> Anonymous
>>252827

They can't play more than 3 years and end up retarded afterwards with the pads, they're not gonna take them off
>> Anonymous
Pankration, unquestionably. We know it today as mixed martial arts. It's an original (as in ancient Greek) Olympic event, and one of the most popular sports on the planet right now. There's all the reason in the world to make it an Olympic event.
>> Anonymous
Pankration
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>>252855
Will it basically turn into UFC where its basically judo, jinjitsu, etc.?
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DARTS
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- binge drinking
- trolling on the internet
- shooting on living/human targets: pistol, rifle, automatic rifle, maschine gun, BIG GUNZ
- racing: cars, motorbikes, Trucks,
- rugby
- freestyle fighting: no rules, no mercy
- vidya gaming
- chess
- bowling
- climbing
- MOTHERFUCKING TUG OF WAR
- fapping
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>>252919

>tug of war

The amount of shitstorms this would cause is epic. Bragging rights, god damn.
>> Anonymous
>>252919

>binge drinking

I wish, Guinness isn't even allowed to put drinking records in their book anymore because so many people die trying to break records
>> Anonymous
RUGBY
>> Anonymous
>>252734

We need to get rid of current sports not add more, especially when all you offer up are joke sports.
>> Anonymous
>>252919
>>- binge drinking
thinking about the amount of casualties this would cause, yes

>>- trolling on the internet
how should this be rated? Strupid idea

>>- shooting on living/human targets: pistol, rifle, automatic rifle, maschine gun, BIG GUNZ
niggers, shooting other niggers with ak47.....FUCK YEAH

>> racing: cars, motorbikes, Trucks,
if riding is allowed, racing should be too, but truck racing is retarded

>> rugby
seconded

>>freestyle fighting: no rules, no mercy
with blood, crying and casualties? fuck yeah

>> vidya gaming
but w/o starcraft, korae doesnt need a 100% sure medal

>>chess
if video gaming becomes one, chess should be too

>>bowling
seconded, curling is almost the same and is a winter olympic sport

>>climbing
actually a cool idea

>>MOTHERFUCKING TUG OF WAR
seconded

>>fapping
see trolling, also a retarded idea
>> Anonymous
Tug of war would be awesome

Steroids should be allowed for that one
>> Anonymous
How about we get rid of soccer, tennis, synchronized swimming, badminton, baseball, softball and table tennis?
>> Anonymous
>>252979
what the fuck, you just made a list of awesome sports and told us to delete them?
well maybe synchronized swimming

But badminton and table tennis are BAD FUCKING ASS, have you ever even watched a match!?

oh, no, right, too busy watching rhythmic gymnastics, which is NOT on your list
>> Anonymous
>>252951
/thread.
>> Anonymous
>>252985
lol, don't take it so personally.
>> Anonymous
>>252985
>rhythmic gymnastics
what a fucking embarrassment to the sport of gymnastics
>> Anonymous
China gets all theire medals on shitty ass """""""sports""""""" like shooting and weightlifting
>> Anonymous
>>252985

Synchronized swimming is ill, shut the fuck up
>> Anonymous
>>252800
>DOMINOES

niggers win enough medals already

just imagine getting the competitors they show on espn in beijing.
>> Anonymous
Lacrosse.
Bring back Baseball/Softball.
Fuck Table Tennis, Synchronized Swimming and Rhythmic Gymnastics.
>> Anonymous
>>252919
>- fapping
Ahahaha, fuck yes, can 4chan get its own NOC? Hotaru Maniac would sweep the fapping events for us!
>> Anonymous
fuck fencing. it's for homosexual rich kids
>> Anonymous
>>253036
Fuck yes, Lacrosse.
They should close the Olympics with a Native American-style game of Lacrosse.
A thousand players, goals placed miles apart and lead weights attached to the sticks to bash heads in.
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>>253024

Rugby. At least 7s. Ideally a full 15s tournement, but that'd be nearly impossible for the players to get through in the few weeks of the olympics...but you can have a 30 team 7's tournement in an afternoon.
>> Anonymous
>>252835
Surfing would make it so that only coastal cities would be allowed to host the olympics
>> Anonymous
>>253076
lol no. Even the head of the IOC has laughed off the idea of it getting into the olympics.
>> Anonymous
Tug-of-war is easily the best suggestion in this thread.
>> Anonymous
They need to bring back tug of war as an olympic sport
>> Anonymous
>>253076
>>253093
Horse dressing > Rugby
>> Anonymous
>>252941
>how should this be rated? Strupid idea
0/10
>> Anonymous
If they're getting rid of baseball in 2012, tell me why they would bring in something like cricket or international rules football or rugby that gets even less global attention?

I think golf should be brought back, as well as the previously mentioned tug of war.
>> Anonymous
Horse archery. A combination of the equestrian cross-country event and archery.
>> Anonymous
>>253618
The MONGOLIAN HORDE WILL RISE AGAIN!
>> Anonymous
>>252777

Chess boxing.
>> Anonymous
>> If they're getting rid of baseball in 2012, tell me why they would bring in something like cricket or international rules football or rugby that gets even less global attention?

Well, for cricket, it's becoming / become a popular sport in India. Until we have the curry-delivering relay, cricket it is.

Indian curry and supply-chain management
http://www.nextbillion.net/newsroom/2007/11/19/supply-chain-management-in-indias-food-delivery-men
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>>253597

this is what americans actually believe
>> Anonymous
>>253662
That's actually an awesome idea. There are no rules like "this beats that" you gotta actually fight for it. I'd like to see the bitchfight between the queens...
>> Anonymous
>>253597

CRICKET IS ONLY THE SECOND WORLD GAME, ONLY LOVED BY A BILLION+ PEOPLE, BUT OKAY IF BATBALL HAS THE ATTENTION OF IDIOT FRAT KIDS IN THE US THEN IT'S TRUMPS
>> Anonymous
The thing about baseball is that it is popular in both Japan and the US, two of the few countries with the infrastructure and ability to host a summer olympics. If Tokyo or Chicago get the olympics in 2016, you bet that baseball will at least be an exhibition sport.
>> Anonymous
thai boxing.


A Scottish comedian commented that they should make 'jumping of high things' a sport in the Olympics, that way people who commit suicide can win something for their country whilst they are at it. Funny shit.
>> Anonymous
>>253680
glad we could come to an understanding, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>253677

no you idiot.

chessboxing is alternating rounds of boxing and chess

wp it.
>> Anonymous
>>253680
>ONLY LOVED BY A BILLION+ PEOPLE,
990million of those people are probably Indian or of Indian descent.
>> Anonymous
Stripping
>> Anonymous
poker
>> Anonymous
I think there should be a better decathlon that is more about all around athletics rather than weird track and field shit like pole vaulting. It would have running, swimming, weight lifting, jumping, cycling, gymnastics
>> Anonymous
>>254025
So, kinda like ironman, but harder?
>> Anonymous
Halo
>> Anonymous
>>254033
Like ironman but more than just endurance stuff. Sprinting, weight lifting, throwing things, archery. All the very basic athletic activities combined.
>> Anonymous
Gaming should have become an Olympic sport by now.
>> Anonymous
2020 Cricket and Rugby Sevens.

And get rid of the age rule on the football.
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Submission Grappling. Both Gi and No-Gi.
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Sepak Takraw

Using hands are for sissies.
>> Anonymous
Gridiron as an Olympic sport = millions of dead Euros at the hands of eleven Americans.
>> Anonymous
>>254302
we don't play gridiron
>> Anonymous
Fighting to the death.
>> Anonymous
>>254304

No, you pussyfoot up and down a giant field kicking a ball and falling over screaming in faux agony anytime someone comes within fifteen meters of you.
>> Anonymous
>>254070
>2020 Cricket
HAHA no, any version of cricket is shit and is only played by indians and fags from the commonwealth expect for Canada .
>Rugby Sevens.
This would be awesome and might make more people get hook on Rugby in the States.
>And get rid of the age rule on the football.
It's fine being a U-23, World Cup is the only thing that matter.
>> Anon
i wonder if they'll ever get around to adding paintball to the Olympics...i know it's gotten close a few times...
>> Anonymous
>>254338
i agree with you on everything except cricket. but then again i just want to see England play since sky stole the right of channel 4
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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BOMBARDMENT!
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Darts, Hotdog eating, US Football, Rugby(Samoans deserve it), Cricket(For those Indians they deserve it), rollerblading and Skateboarding.
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Mayan Ball Game

Gold: winner
Silver: death
Bronze: death
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SWORDFIGHTING TO THE DEATH
THE ONE WHO LIVES MOVES ON
>> Anonymous
>>254396
This
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>>254395
>>Rugby...Samoans

LOL lurn2allblacks
>> Anonymous
lacross
Dodgeball
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Complaining should be an Olympic event. It'd be far more entertaining than shit like gunshooting and horseprancing.

Best of all, it'd be a judged event.

Also seconding whoever said chessboxing.
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>>254437
4chan would win every time. now stop bitching about the Olympics.
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>>254410
More like Sringboks, am I right?
>> Anonymous
AMERICAN FOOTBALL
>> Anonymous
>>254396
fuck yeah!
>> Anonymous
If you want to make Rugby an Olympic sport, you'd have to make American Football an olympic sport.
>> Anonymous
>>254559

Not really, there's a lot of people that could win a rugby event, American Football would be dominated by the US.
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finger wrestling
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>>252826

Hells yeah. Ireland would win gold every time though because we have the skill and can easily take repeated blows to the head.

See you in 20XX Failstrailia!
>> Anonymous
>>254559

No, because no one plays Gridiron. Cricket and Rugby however are the 2nd and 3rd most popular sports in the world yet they aren't represented at the Olympics, it's a joke.
>> Anonymous
>>254575
> Cricket and Rugby however are the 2nd and 3rd most popular sports in the world

That's debatable. I've seen lists that have the top 3 as Volleyball, Basketball and Table Tennis so I don't how they calculate these things. But one thing is certain, take away India and Pakistan and Cricket wouldn't be anywhere near the top of any list.
>> Anonymous
How about Jump rope?
You could have speed contests as well as artistic ones.
>> Anonymous
SURFING
>> Anonymous
Paintball
Hulahooping
NASCAR
Axis and Allies
Monopoly
Golf
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Cupstacking
Yo-yo
Typing
Texting
Hide and Seek
Tag
Red Rover
Biggest Loser
Pattleballing
Tic Tac Toe
World of Warcraft
Win Lose or Draw
Lumberjacking
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>>254601
Certainly true for cricket but rugby certainly has a more open playing field in terms of competition than, say, basketball, baseball, or softball.
>> Anonymous
>>254855
Well, trampoline is an olympic sport...
>> Anonymous
Soccer tennis is pretty fun but last time I played on a concrete court I got kind of hurt. Still it would be a bad ass olympic sport.
>> Anonymous
Football (Soccer is already an olympic sport)
>> Anonymous
Point Capturin'
Intelligence Stealin'
Kart Pushin'
>> Anonymous
>>254901
Seconding Red Rover. Most violent children's game endorsed by adults. I still have scars.
>> Anonymous
>>256215
man, USA would sweep the shit out of that

just get all the fat guys who didn't get into the shotput/weightlifting competitions
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>>254911
What's with all the hate on trampoline. Just wait and watch.
>> Anonymous
Lacrosse.
>> Anonymous
Something with niggers
>> Anonymous
Rodeo
>> Anonymous
>>And get rid of the age rule on the football.

They don't even need it anyway, it's just a face saver in response to the Euro clubs' refusal to part with their investments.

It's like the guy who gets sacked going, 'Oh YEAH? Well, I QUIT!'
>> Anonymous
I'm sorry but half of the Olympics is a fucking joke and I don't understand how they can have shit like synchronized swimming (and diving) and rhythmic gymnastics the list goes on, and not stuff like rugby 7s (doesn't have to be rugby 7s but something more kick ass) also just the sheer number of medals in some sports is stupid compared to not allowing other whole sports to take part.
>> Anonymous
Kendo
>> Anonymous
MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!
>> Anonymous
>>258673

is there even a viable and fair scoring system for you world eye-gougers federation retards?