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>1>The Yankees have officially signed Free Agent C.C. Sabathia
>>467602>>TRUTH. Yankees sign free agent CC Sabathia to 6 year 150 million dollar deal.
>>467617Oh, I forgot that he took the periods out of his name.
>>467617I call bullshit. Link.
LIES
The Yankees will get what they'll need to win it all
>>Yankees officially sign free agent lefty CC Sabathia to 6 years 150 million dollar contract with club option for 2015.
>> The Yankees have officially released Derek Jeter today, citing excessively large contracts and falling performance.
>The Yankees have struck a deal with the Cleveland Indians, sending pitchers Ian Kennedy and Phil Hughes for 2008 Cy Young award winner Cliff Lee
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>>467586EPOCH
>This just in: The Yankees acquire Mark Teixeira and Josh Hamilton for a minor league catcher to be named later
I like where this is going....
>Inside sources state that the Yankees have reached a deal with the Seattle Mariners. The deal will send All-Star Japanese outfielder Ichiro Suzuki and dominant ace pitcher Félix Hernández to New York in exchange for outfielder Melky Cabrera and a player to be named later.
>The Yankees trade a bag of balls to the Marlins for Hanley Ramirez and Dan Uggla, with a player to be named later.
>>Yankees trade pitchers Phil Hughes and Ian Kennedy to Diamondbacks for ace Brandon Webb.
Does baseball have a site like profootbaltalk's rumor mill, for constant f5ing of free agent news?
>>467687www.mlbtraderumors.com
>>Yankees acquire Rays pitchers Scott Kazmir and David Price for a player to be named later.
>Yankees acquire Joakim Soria, Gil Meche, Jose Guillen, Zack Greinke, and Mike Aviles for Melky Cabrera and Damaso Marte.
>The Yankees have apparently made a deal with their crosstown rivals, the New York Mets. The Mets will send pitcher Johan Santana and shortstop Jose Reyes in exchange for a commemorative final season at Yankee Stadium pin.
>The Yankees have reportedly made a deal with their biggest rivals, the Boston Red Sox. In exchange for Jon Lester, Dustin Pedroia, Kevin Youkilis, and David Ortiz, the Boston will receive the bones of Babe Ruth
>The Yankees have reportedly raped the San Diego Padres, claiming Adrian Gonzalez, Jake Peavy, and Brian Giles, and the rights to Steve Garvey's 5th toupee.
>Yankees owner Hank Steinbrenner has announced the selling of the team to LeBron James. Steinbrenner had this to say about this groundbreaking deal:>"Shhh don't tell my dad, I'm gonna have to keep his credit card to pay players once LeBron's Nike contract is up"
> The Yankees have just signed Sidney Crosby as starting pitcher.
>>467731>Hank also stated "DUURHHHH WAT IS THIS DH THING IN THE LEAGE FOR NATIONALS DUUURRRHHHH"
ITT yanksfags fap to delusions of how kickass their front office is, ignore the fact that the royals could do better with $200+ mil payroll, and forget that they barely managed to finish 3rd in division despite their "awesomeness"
>>467757I think you missed the point of the thread
>Sources close to ESPN have confirmed that the Yankees have traded Andy Petitie Wang and Mussina for CC Sabathia Prince fielder and the ghost of hank aaron.
>>Yankees acquire Jets QB Brett Favre for a player to be named later.
>>467757>>467759trolls trolling trolls?
>ESPN's Stephen A. Smith reports that Manny Ramirez has signed a 6 year deal with the Washington Senators.
>Yankees trade Mike Mussina for Cliff Lee>Mussina is retiring
>The New York Yankees have acquired right-hander Jesus H. Christ from the Heavenly Angels of God-nahiem in exchange for Cory Lidle.
>George Steinbrenner and MLB Commissioner Bud Selig have asked to meet with President George W. Bush and Treasury Secretary Paulson to discuss a financial bailout package to help finance the Yankees' proposed takeover of MLB. Selig and several other current MLB executives are expected to retain control of local Yankee franchises in the merger.>Terms of the deal are expected to exceed the financial package offered to the domestic auto companies.
>Varitek tops Red Sox's offseason listsuperb
ESPN Reports that the new york yankees have just won the 2009 world series.
>CC Sabathia, after striking a 6 year 200 Million dollar deal with the Yankees, has died due to asphyxia. The main cause is said to have been while eating fried chicken.
> ESPN.com Senior writer Jayson Stark has reported that after a string of donations by the Steinbrenner family, the Yankees have apparently resurrected George Ruth and Lou Gehrig, and they are close to an agreement with both players to bring them in for the 2009 season.
>Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports reports that in a surprise move, the Yankees have offered All-Star shortstop Derek Jeter an unconditional release. Reports have been circulating that the Yankees are "very close" to signing Gold Glover Neifi Perez as his replacement, and that the potential deal could be worth $100 million over 5 years.
>the New York Yankees reached a deal with the free agent Manny Ramirez for ten years, 250 million dollars.
>Yankees make a surprise move by releasing Derek Jeter, establishing Chamberlain as their ace, and signing CC Sabathia to a ten year, 200 million dollar deal to play shortstop.
>The New York Yankees acquirred Albert Pujols from the St. Louis Cardinals, in exchange for Johnny Damon, Jeff Nelson, and five used condoms
>>468173>and five used condomsthose condoms are full of Jeters cum and coated with dried juices from hot young hollywood pussy.fuckin steal for the cards.
>>468194>Jeter>condoms
>>468210Well done, good sir.
i cant wait for the yanks to give cc a skijillion dollars, and then he becomes shitty
The Yankees have acquired PH Matt Stairs from the Philadelphia Phillies in exchange for ten years of playoff karma.
>>468250>PH Matt StairsBrilliant.