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What kind of drugs are the Jamaicans on? McMurphy
Male 100 meter: Outrageous win and world record by a Jamaican.

Female 100 meter: Three first places for the Jamaicans

Jamaicans don't have the training facilities that are nearly as good as North America's nor Europe's.

Jamaica doesn't have a history of excelling at this distance, with the exception of Merlene Ottey.

Out of literally NOWHERE, Jamaica starts to show brilliance on the 100 meter track, with Bolt and Powell being two of the fastest men on Earth. OUT OF NOWHERE.

Let me tell you this is /sp/ - we're heading towards the biggest doping scandal the history of the olympics. This shit will make Marilyn Jones and Ben Johnson look like Mother Theresa compared to the Jamaicans.
>> Anonymous
JAMAICA WE HAVE A BOBSLED TEAM
>> Anonymous
YEA MON
>> Anonymous
"Jamaicans don't have the training facilities"

To run? Really the only way you could cheat the olympics is gene therapy or paying off someone to switch samples. They test for everything.
>> Anonymous
Jamaicans only know one drug
>> Anonymous
If they've got enough money to dope, then obviously they had enough money to train their athletes legally in the first place.
>> Anonymous
the secret is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MorR04iLtMw
>> McMurphy
>>265659
Then how did Marilyn Johnson cheat in the Olympics?
>> Anonymous
I thought America were claiming Jamaican gold medals as their proxy golds as all of them trained in America...
>> Anon vi Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY
They use American facilities, are usually raised and trained by Americans, then suddenly their brain takes a heritage fart and they decide to run for Jamaica, even though Jamaica did jack shit for them.

Almost every win by non-developed countries can be described this way.
>> McMurphy
>>265661
Dope is a lot cheaper than twice digit million dollar facilities.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>265664
They didn't have the tests for those 4 years ago...
>> Anonymous
Considering Kingston's murder rate, I'd say you get fast or you get dead.
>> Anonymous
Bolt is clean... he was already running 200m at 20.61 when he was 16
>> Anonymous
Just watch the 100m men finals and compare Bolt to EVERY other runner. His style just looks so much more natural and perfectly attuned it's crazy. For the other runners it looks like hard work and they get all cramped up while Bolt seems to fly over the track with an ease I've never seen before on the distance.
>> Anonymous
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I SEE A BAD TEST IN YOUR FUTURE, ALRITE?
>> Anonymous
>Marilyn Jones
Marion Jones.
>> McMurphy
>>265679
I knew that. Can't a man misspell now and then?
>> Anonymous
Anyone here knows how fast these guys are running on the last 15-20 meters?
>> Anonymous
lern2sciences

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACTN3
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACTN3
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACTN3

this is why
>> Anonymous
>>265698
They said Bolt was probably above 30mph, which, if im correct, is like 9000km/h
>> Anonymous
>>265698
They'll generally be running at their top end speed at around 50-60 meters. I doubt any sprinter slows down from then on, unless they tighten up or ease up.

I think what makes Bolt so godly fast is because of his height. Longer strides will hurt him at the start, but once he reaches top end speed, there's no way anyone can catch him.
>> JacoIII
>>265648
In 04, Bolt set a world Jr. record in the 200m, do you think he's been doping for 4 years?

The man's wikipedia page speaks for itself, Bolt has 6 under-10 second finishes in the 100. That's pretty fucking impressive.
>> McMurphy
>>265714
200 meter is a whole different distance. Michael Johnson, the greatest ever on that distance, never managed to break world records, let alone achieve anything in the 100 meter.

Bolt is on drugs.
>> Anonymous
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Buthurd america is buthurt.

This is fuckin 100m what state of the art training facilities do you need?

100m track?
<-- check

Some weights?
10dolar, check

Shoes?
compliment of sponsor, check

Hundrets of poor people searching for way out of
poverty?
check


And they are here for a long time in junior disciplines, had decent results, still better than Gay that came out of NOWHERE at 2fuckin6 and started braking records.

Even smaller island states have good sprinters so how can Jamaica be exception? As for drugs, it doesen't mean that if your athletic program is infested with cheaters that same is with Jamaica. Tell me, when was the last time that Jamaican athlete was cought on doping?
>> Anonymous
>>265728
the 100m was never his event, that's why he's never broken that record.

Seriously Bolt is a new breed and a freak of a sprinter. Cry foul all you want, fact is that he's the record holder WITH AN UNTIED SHOELACE HANDICAP.
>> Anonymous
>>265741
Ben johnson. Federal amateur sport minister Pierre Cadieux called Johnson a national disgrace, and suggested he consider moving back to Jamaica.
>> McMurphy
>>265770
Ben Johnson a JAIMACAN used drugs for SEVEN YEARS before getting caught.

I'm looking forward to Bolt's testimony.
>> Anonymous
IM SORRY BUT WEED DOESNT MAKE YOU FASTER
>> Anonymous
>> Bolt is on drugs.

They use the weed to simulate Beijing air.
>> Anonymous
>>265770
To be fair, he probably spent more time training for Canada than for Jamaica.
>> Anonymous
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ill just leave this here
>> Anonymous
>>265770

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sportspeople_sanctioned_for_doping_offences

Ok add one 'in canada trained Jamaican to that list and you have FIVE athletes that were found on doping and that list include one that got a warning for using a cough medicine and one on cannabis. Compare that to ONE HUNDRED and above Amerikans and you get the true picture of your stupidity.
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his legs look weird as fuck or is it the other athlete?

I mean wtf is going on there with those pitch black parts
>> Anonymous
>>265802

lol @ all the cannabis infractions
>> Anonymous
Those are called knees
>> Anonymous
>>265808

your just stupid, thats the problem
>> Anonymous
>>265808
Ashy
>> Anonymous
>>265818

:3
>> Anonymous
I'm in love with Dawn Harper.
>> Anonymous
Yeah you know why the Jamaicans are good? Because they all train in the US.
>> Anonymous
They're good at running!?

MUST BE CHEATING, MUST BE!
>> Anonymous
Yeah GOD FORBID THEY ACTUALLY TRAIN and they have the talent for running. It's not like swimming where they're aided by things such as fancy pools and special suits. They can only run. If the americans are too fat or unmotivated it's their problem. It's Jamaica's time. [Even though I can't stand most Jamaicans because they're fucking idiots.]
>> Anonymous
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“I never had breakfast,” Bolt said, pausing for a moment while those assembled laughed. “I woke up at like 11 o’clock, sat around and watched some TV, had lunch, some nuggets (yes, chicken nuggets), then I pretty much went back to my room, slept again, then went back and got some more nuggets. Then I came to the track.”
>> Anonymous
WHO WON THE WOMEN'S 100M?

I'M WATCHING IT NOW BECAUSE IT DIDN'T AIR LIVE. WAHHHHHH.
>> Anonymous
>>266306
Jamaica. 1st and tie for 2nd.
>> Anonymous
most Jamaicans either train here or actually attend college here

im pretty sure the girl in your picture goes to auburn
>> Anonymous
>>266319
most of the worlds best athletes go to college in the states and get coached to win gold for their third world home countries. if they win enough gold, we let them come back here and apply for citizenship.
>> Anonymous
>>By the age of 15 [Bolt] had grown to an intimidating 6 foot-5 inches (1.95 m) tall

GOD DAMN
>> Anonymous
wow america is now butthurt over a country other than china? how surprising.

btw there goes your hope for top gold.
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW MORE
>> Anonymous
All three medals mon!
>> Anonymous
1 2 3
Goddamn rasta speed.
>> Anonymous
lol i think Jamaicans are now the chinese's best friends
>> Anonymous
The first ever sweep by any country!
>> Anonymous
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wat the fuck was on this bitch's cheeks?
>> Anonymous
YA MON
WE THE FASTEST MON
DO NOT BE BUTTHURT MON.
NO NO NO NO NO
NO BUTTHURT MY FRIEND.
>> Anonymous
They should make those Jamaicans cops here in America. They would track your ass down good.
>> Anonymous
FEEL THE RHYTHM!
FEEL THE RHYME!
GET ON UP, IT'S DOPING TIME!
>> Anonymous
JAMAICA WE HAVE A SPRINTIN' TEAM
>> Anonymous
Now if they bring their bobsled team back nothing will be able to stop them.
>> Anonymous
>>266370

HAY MON WE LIKE STEROIDS IN OUR CHICKEN MCNUGGETS
>> Anonymous
>>266323
>>>By the age of 15 [Bolt] had grown to an intimidating 6 foot-5 inches (1.95 m) tall

>GOD DAMN

Holy goddamn shit.
>> Anonymous
Feel the rhythm. Feel the rhyme. Get on up, it's sprinting time!
>> Anonymous
>>266398
>By the age of 15 [Bolt] had grown to an intimidating 9 inches long

mmmm.
>> Anonymous
>>266404
Usain Bolt broke the 100m WR while easing to a jog with 15m left, with an untied shoe, AND with the added drag caused by his fine Caribbean penis.
>> Anonymous
>>266323
There is a 6-11 Chinese kid, who is 11, in Shanghai.
>> Anonymous
Dude's last name was Bolt, that record was asking to be broken.
>> Anonymous
>>266398

It's not that suspicious. My cousin is 6'2" and he's only 12 years old.
>> Anonymous
black people dont need training to run.
>> Anonymous
Whens the 200m?
>> Anonymous
>>266417
Pretty big difference between 6'2 and 6'11
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>266449

pretty big age difference between 12 and 16
>> Anonymous
they run laps around the island.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>266463
That would be funnier if he was a good long distance runner.
>> Anonymous
THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN AMERICA CONTINUES TO THROW FOOD AT THESE POOR NIGGERS. USA SHOULD GET OUT OF THE FOOD BANK AND LET THOSE NIGGERS STARVE. THEN WE'LL SEE THOSE UNGRATEFUL FUCKS WIN A MEDAL WHEN THEIR EMACIATED BODIES CAN'T EVEN LIFT THEIR HAND TO EAT THE BUG THAT THEY BARELY HAVE A GRASP OF.
>> Anonymous
>>265648
>What kind of drugs are the Jamaicans on?
SPEED

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>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>266498
thats the wrong game plan. They will only get smaller and run faster. What we should do is send only fatty foods like big macs and junk food.
>> Anonymous
>>266498
Jamaica isn't in Africa.
>> Anonymous
>>266504

I kinda see your point but even fatty foods can build bone mass, I would rather them eat nothing in the hopes that their brittle bones will break under walking pressure.

Plus that would cut down on all those nigger babies since fucking will exert to much energy and pressure on their fragile bodies.
>> Anonymous
>>266510

if most of your population is black then I consider it Africa. even parts of LA are Africa to me.
>> Anonymous
>>265667
heritage fart? US brings plenty of athletes in just because they have medal potential. did you see the table tennis team?
>> the fucking nigger that posts on /k/
>>266519
i really hope you arent serious. for your sake. srsly.
>> Anonymous
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I believe you all are mistaken. The USA has held the world record in the 100 since '92.
>> Anonymous
>>266498

Haha Africa, thats what you get for having your continent raped for decades by western imperialism!
LAZY NIGGERS.
>> Anonymous
>>266849
Video-game times?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>266849
/v/idya game tiems!
>> SSG Posted Here.
>>266849
OMG, ROMS.
Quick, call the FBI! This man is breaking the law!
>> Anonymous
>>266498
>baaaaaaaaaaaaaw
>> Anonymous
>>266852
and presidents that keep getting arrested and killed for being corrupt
>> Anonymous
Jamaican me crazy!
>> Anonymous
>>266417

Wasn't implying suspicion. That's just pretty crazy for a 15 year old. Same with your cousin.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>265648
Out of nowhere? You need to brush up on your history and watch the documentary, Cool Runnings, and besides bobsledding, the other olympic sport featured in the study was Jamaicas infatuation with the 100M
>> Anonymous
>>265667
Butthurt Amerifag
>> Anonymous
>>267229

FYI, he's right, but you're one of the 50 million butthurt Eurofags left in Eurabia.

I guess you guys are waking up now? Incoming USA SUCKS WE'RE SO JEALOUS GRRR CRUMPETS AND TEA posts.
>> Anonymous
this thread needs a bump for the most epit piece of /sp/ bullshit in a long time
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>267231
Couldn't hear that over your morbid obesity, sorry.
>> ?Anonymous ??
>>268599
oh sorry, i couldn't hear you through your abhorrent dental hygiene.
>> Anonymous
>>268610
Flabby
>> Anonymous
Americans send athletes like phelps and their entire basketball team ignores wanda tests and they complain about doping???

Typical.
>> Anonymous
i thought the jamaicans train in america
>> Anonymous
>Jamaicans don't have the training facilities that are nearly as good as North America's
Jamaicans use training facilities in the USA. Dipshit.
>> Anonymous
I think the NFL should turn the jamaicans into running backs and wide receivers and they could make 9000 times what they make now
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>268906
wide receiving is much more than just pure speed. See Devin Hester as an example.

They would be great punt/kick returners though.
>> Anonymous
>>268629

Re-type that and try again.

Maybe next time someone will take your post seriously.
>> Anonymous
The Jamaicans have lucky eggs. Would you like to kiss them?
>> Anonymous
>>265667


Hey man, hey! America pops out the best athletes in the world and we are also the one of the fatest nation in the world. Can we be made of moar win?
>> Anonymous
The Olympics should ban chicken.
>> Anonymous
>>268942
> America imports athletes.

Fixed.