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4chan /sp/'s God
God here, with my predictions: NFC - East: Cowboys, if only due to everyone else sucking in the first half of the season. North: Mark my words, it's gonna be the Bears, lol. South: Everyone sucks there, so no matter who wins, they ain't going anywhere. I will pick the Carolina Panthers, for no reason what-so-oever West: Seahawks; everyone else is crap.
Also: Whoever wins the NFC Title will be either an NFC East team, or the Seahawks; no one out of the North or South will do it.
AFC: East: Pats (They will cheat moar this time) North: Steelers; like the NFC West, everyone else sucks. South: Jaguars, due to Colts getting AIDS from the Patriots. West: Like the NFC South, this division sucks ass. Whoever wins will still lose; thus, I must make another shocking pick, and pick the Chiefs, due to everyone on the Chargers being suspended or injured, and all the Broncos being arrested by the cops, or killed............or both.
Sadly, the Patriots will go the the Super Bowl again, for Goodell is retarded, and hasn't actually raped the Patriots like he should have, that douche bag.
So who wins? I don't know; it depends on the Wild Card teams, for if not the Pats cheating their way to a fourth Super Bowl they shouldn't win, a Wild Card team will once again do the right thing and rape them to win it all yet again.
Love, God.
PS: 18-1 is still the greatest meme in the history of /sp/, "Practice?", "Playoffs?" and "IF YOU LOOK AT (or sometimes, CHECK instead of LOOK AT) THE SCHEDULE" be damned.
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