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0-16 IS IN JEOPARDY! Anonymous
FUCK!!!
FUUUUUUUUU!!!

THE FUCKING LIONS! ARE WINNING! THE BEARS NEED TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING DRAGON!

I'm John McCain and I Approve this message.
>> Anonymous
meanwhile, the Bengals are winning to.

Time for the 76 Bucs to pop the campagne
>> Anonymous
WE NEED RAX GRISSMAN!
>> Anonymous
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
RRAAAGGEEEE!!!
>> Anonymous
THE LIONS ARE GOING TO SCORE AGAIN!

GO DETOILET!
>> Anonymous
Soldier field is booing the bears defense
>> Anonymous
>>446758Time for the 76 Bucs to pop the campagne

the mental image of this is hilarious. what would be the opposite of the 72 dolphins popping the champagne? the 76 bucs have to go be busting out the voodoo dolls now or something
>> Anonymous
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DID SOMEONE ORDER A HERO!
>> Anonymous
Orton isn't drunk enough to care about the lions.
>> Anonymous
go lions?
>> Anonymous
>>446832

That's what halftime is for. He'll be plastered come the third, and then it'll be TKO all over the place.
>> Anonymous
UNLEASH THE FUCKING DRAGON ORTON!
>> Anonymous
That's actually Culpepper in an Orlovsky suit. OBVIOUSLY.
>> Anonymous
fuckin' lions. c'mon Orton...UNLEASH
>> Anonymous
23-13 FUCKING LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Only the Bengals can save 0-16 now...

OH NO! THEY'RE WINNING TOO!!!
>> Anonymous
Rax Grissman called the Lions last week to give them a4 hour conference call on their plays.
>> Anonymous
OOOOOOOOH NO....
>> Anonymous
OH FUCK

That's it, season is over.
>> Anonymous
OMG SEXY REXY'S GETTIN' IN!

Hero time.
>> Anonymous
ORTON IS HURT!

HERE COMES GROSSMAN!

HE WILL UNLEASH TEH FUCKING DRAGON!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
IT'S OK. HIS ANKLE IS JUST REALLY ITCHY.
>> Anonymous
Shit..here comes the cart..

ORTON wasn't drunk so he felt pain.

OH REXY YOU SO SEXY!
>> Anonymous
THE DRAGON....UNLEASH IT!
>> Anonymous
there goes the season.
>> Anonymous
I accidently a whole lions season...is this bad?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I'm still waiting for Rex to pull off his mask and reveal Orton.
>> Anonymous
NOOOOO!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
QUIT FUCKING UP YOUR DRAFT PICK YOU ASSBAGS
>> Anonymous
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RIX GRASSMAN FTW
>> Anonymous
Oh Shit!

Here comes the Hellfire missles of the RG-8 Fighter Jet!!!
>> anax !!idvXsu9nqlD
THEY BE DOUBTIN' REX!
>> Anonymous
Please let it be good sexy Rex and not bad Rex.
>> Anonymous
>>447084

>bad Rex

does not compute
>> Anonymous
I am a Bears fan, I sincerely believe we are about to witness the dragon being unleashed like never before.

Final: 62-23, several injuries to the Lions' secondary from "errant" bombs thrown by Rax.
>> Anonymous
nooooooooo!!!
>> Anonymous
WAIT WHAT

Orton is back?
>> Anonymous
KYLE ORTON IS OUT!

HE NEEDS AN IV OF RYE!
>> Anonymous
Both Orton and Brown is out for the game.
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>> Anonymous
WTF REXY!

3RD AND INCHES! FUCK IT GO DEEP! UNLEASH THE DRAGON!
>> Anonymous
Devin Hester can't handle the dragon.. :(
>> Anonymous
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT STOP THROWING THE FUCKING BALL OVER EVERYONE'S FUCKING HEAD THAT'S WHY YOU'RE RIDING THE FUCKING PINE YOU SHITCAKE
>> Anonymous
orlovsky is going to try to unleash the dragon and he's going to throw his arm off.

SAAVVVVEEEDDD BY ZERO!
>> Anonymous
>>447172
>SHITCAKE
lol
>> Anonymous
we need a fucking safety!
>> Anonymous
SAAAVVEEDDD BY ZEROOO!!

SAVED BY ZERO! SAVED BY ZERO!
>> Anonymous
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ARRIVE
INJURE EVERYONE
LET RAX UNLEASH THE DRAGON OVER EVERYONE'S HEAD
WIN FIRST GAME
LEAVE
>> Anonymous
>>447202
SAVED BY ZERO?
>> Anonymous
HERE COMES RAX!!!!!
>> Anonymous
OH FUCK..THE BEARS..MAY SCORE!
>> Anonymous
DRAGON
DRAGON
DRAGON
DRAGON
BAAAAAAAAAAW GAAAAAAWD
STONE COLD
>> Anonymous
The higher you throw the better!
>> Anonymous
Lions scoring

0 23 0 0

You know it will be true
>> Anonymous
GET THE FIRST DOWN FAGGOTS!
>> Anonymous
GRISSMAN UNLEASHED TEH DRAGON!
BEARS SCORE!
>> Anonymous
TOUCHDOWN DRAGONS

HERE THERE BE GROSSMANS
>> Anonymous
TOUCHDOWN SEXY REXY
>> Anonymous
SAVED BY ZERO!
>> Anonymous
saved by zero
>> Anonymous
>>447246
They've shown that fucking commercial over and over and over again. I hate it!

..oh yeah..DRAGON, IT WAS UNLEASHED.
>> Anonymous
What rex has is DRINKIBILITY
>> Anonymous
>>447246
>>447213
>>447199

FFFFFFFF!!!!

Every fucking commerical break is SAVED BY ZERO!

Is anyone else getting those commericals every two seconds as well?
>> Anonymous
>>447262
What city are you in?
>> Anonymous
the lions need to harness their inner juggalo and fail.
>> Anonymous
>>447262
Sadly, yes. I'm now embarrassed for owning a Toyota.
>> Anonymous
>>447272
kalamazoo. You?
>> Anonymous
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>>447260
>> Anonymous
>>447276
Chicago, our common commercial is the five dollar foot long
>> Anonymous
the dragon is drinkable?
>> Anonymous
>>447279
I'd fill her up
>> Anonymous
Hopefully Rex will be a hero in Chicago after this game for a massive 10 point comeback against Detroit.
>> Anonymous
>>447287
He goes down smooth and then you feel nauseous.
>> Anonymous
NO MOOCH!
>> Anonymous
>>447286
FIVE
>> Anonymous
>>447279
i've had a crush on her since the first time i saw that commercial. anyone got a name?
>> Anonymous
FIVE DOLLAR
>> Anonymous
>>447292
>Hopefully Rex will be a hero in Chicago after this game for a massive 100 point comeback against Detroit.
>> Anonymous
FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLOOOOOONG
>> Anonymous
>>447308
Christina Murphy
>> Anonymous
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>>447279
>> Anonymous
>>447262
>Is anyone else getting those commericals every two seconds as well?
Yup, and it's fucking irritating beyond belief, I now never want to own a Toyota. Ever!
>> Anonymous
>>447311
>Hopefully Rex will be a hero in Chicago after this game for a massive 100 mile pass to Devin Hester.
>> Anonymous
>>447327
win
>> Anonymous
Bears fan here, but damn Calvin Johnson is getting me a shitload of points in fantasy
>> Anonymous
>>447327
>Hopefully Rex will be a hero in Chicago after this game for a massive 100 mile pass to himself.
>> Anonymous
1-800-SAFE AUTO!

that and toyota fucking sucks
>> Anonymous
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FFFFFFFFFFFFF THE BEARS GAME ISNT ON IN MY AREA I WANNA SEE MY REXY :(
>> Anonymous
PICK BEARS!!!!!!!!!!
COME ON RAX
>> Anonymous
LKJUIHIUWERINTERCEPTION!
>> Anonymous
Craig Steltz looks awesome
>> Anonymous
GO BEARS! UNLEASH THAT DRAGON
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
The dream of 0-16 was in danger for a few quarters there. Good to see them persevere.
>> Anonymous
120 yard pass coming
>> Anonymous
OH NO!
>> Anonymous
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goddammit
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
that's close, looks like he caught it though
>> Anonymous
FUUUUUUUUU!!!

I WANT 0-16!!
>> Anonymous
After rolling he didnt even have control!
>> Anonymous
I'M RAX GRISSMAN

LEAVE THE LIONS TO ME
>> Anonymous
damnit al to hell!
>> Anonymous
GO DEFENSE!
>> Anonymous
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
>> Anonymous
THAT'S A HORSE COLLAR!!!!
>> Anonymous
Well, that threat was quickly over... GG Lions. You guys choke worse than Bush on a pretzel. Christ sakes
>> Anonymous
GROSSMAN SCORES
>> Anonymous
Fuck going long. I'm just gonna score myself!
>> Anonymous
GROSSMAN WITH A RUSHING TD

FUCK TIM TEBOW, REX GROSSMAN CAN DO IT ALL
>> Anonymous
Orton and Grossman are like Billy and Jimmy!

DOUBLE DRAGON
>> Anonymous
>>447495
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
SEXY REXY SAVES 0-16!!
>> Anonymous
1) Rush for loss
2) Get penalized
3) ???
4) 1st overall draft pick
>> Anonymous
>>447512
5) Fulfill 1st Round Draft Pick's lifelong dream of never making the Playoffs
>> Anonymous
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>>447495
>> Anonymous
>>447530
NEW MEME TIME?
>> Anonymous
>Bears lead late in the 4th quarter with very little time left.

Why do I feel like I've seen this before?
>> Anonymous
>>447581
Welcome to chicago 2006
>> Anonymous
>>447581
would be 8-0 if they scored 7 more points
>> Anonymous
>>447581
but that was with 10 sec left.
>> Anonymous
>>447228
>>447228
>>447228
>>447228

God I need to get a package that lets me watch the other games on every Sunday instead of these failures.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
>>447228

Fucking called it

Also Packers lost, if the Vikings had done the same it would be such a good day.
>> Anonymous
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>>447315
>> Anonymous
0-16 BABY, ALL THE WAY
>> Anonymous
SEXY REXY PULLS OUT!
>> Anonymous
rax got saved by zero and won the fucking game
>> Anonymous
0-16!!

the dream lives on!

Detoilet is our only hope.
>> Anonymous
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SAVED. BY. ZERRRROOOOOOOO.
>> Anonymous
>>447687
FUUUUUCCKKK!!!

THAT IS IN MY HEAD AND WILL BE FOR THE NEXT MONTH!
>> Anonymous
posting in epic game thread witch included unleashing the dragon, rax grissman and continuasion of legendary 0-16 attempt
>> Anonymous
>>447726
THE DETROIT LIONS.

SAVEDDDD BY ZEERRROOO!!
>> Anonymous
>>447729
Oh....I see what you did there...
>> Anonymous
>>447586
>> welcome to chicago 2008

fix'd
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWBCuHeZUUg
>> Anonymous
0-16


the 76 bucs are shitting their pants already
>> Anonymous
>>447759
I JUST SAW THE GAYEST THING EVER.
>> Anonymous
>>447530
>>447530
>>447530

saved.jpg
>> Anonymous
LOL DOUBLE DRAGONS
>> Anonymous
Did orton get injured becasue he's sober?
>> Anonymous
Is this a John Clayton thread?
>> Anonymous
>>447838
Is this a jeff garcia thread?
>> Anonymous
I get it.
>> Anonymous
OATEXS
>> Anonymous
funny..I watched the lions game and all I saw were SAVED BY ZERO ads.

Now at the giants game..I see no Savveedd by zero ads.

iz muh tv telling me something bout the lionz?
>> Anonymous
Rax Grissman on UNLEASHING THE DRAGON:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAgz51U6Jvw
>> Anonymous
>>448206
YOU FUCKING SUCK!
>> Anonymous
dude..no.
>> Anonymous
>>448211
AHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
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>>448206
>> Anonymous
>>448206


I can't believe Rax Grissman said that!
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>448206
I doubt that's in context