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Barry Bonds
I sure am looking forward to the 2008 season.

Your team is gonna sign me, right?
>> Anonymous
>>39695
BAWWW @ Barry Black-balled
>> Anonymous
Sorry Barry. Unlike the Giants, the rest of the MLB has enough self-respect to not ignore your blatant cheating to sell a few tickets.
>> Anonymous
>>39712

>Sorry Barry. Unlike the Giants, the rest of the MLB has enough self-respect to not ignore your blatant cheating to sell a few tickets.

>the rest of the MLB has enough self-respect to not ignore your blatant cheating

>the MLB has enough self-respect to not ignore

>MLB has enough self-respect

>MLB has self-respect

>MLB respect

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
My team has no interest in an outfielder who can no longer field, who can no longer run, and who is facing prison time, yet still expects an eight figure salary.
>> Anonymous
Watch if Bonds drops his price down from $14mil to around $8-10 mil to see all the teams jump all over him. He'd kill as a DH in NY. He'll be playing by the All Star break. MLB the good teams the ones that really want to win don't give a shit about ethics and fans are fickle as long as their team is winning. The roid BAWWWWW fest is just a creation by the sports media with the G-men just jumping on to try to get easy good press.
>> Anonymous
It's a crime if the greatest hitter in history can't get a team
>> Anonymous
If he dropped his price and be willing to move to first base, he would have a few takers.

Nobody wants an over 40 outfield with no speed, can't field, and wants an 8-digit contract. Collusion my ass. MLB teams do have a bullshit limit. Just like when no one wanted to pay A-Rod 35 million a year.
>> Anonymous
>>39800
Shut up stupid. Learn your history.
>> Anonymous
>>39800
Ted Williams is dead.
>> Anonymous
>>39753
So your team is in the NL?

Because I'm sure some dopey AL team will sign him as the DH. Who needs fielding? We'll just make up shit so we can get fans to the park to see some dingers!
>> Anonymous
>>39850

His head is alive in a jar, but that's beside the point.
>> Anonymous
>>39863
You been watching too much Futurama. His head is just as dead as the rest of his body.
>> Anonymous
>>39865

But it is in a jar, correct?
>> Anonymous
Ty Cobb was the greatest hitter ever.

Babe Ruth was the greatest slugger ever.
>> Anonymous
>>39881
No he wasn't, he just looked great in comparison to all the other scrubs playing in the majors at the time. Babe wouldn't hold a candle in the the game that's played today, because players are so much more athletic.
>> Anonymous
>>39881

Ty Cobb was the TOUGHEST baseball player ever. Lets not forget about Ted Williams as the BEST hitter ever. And we haven't even discussed Pete Rose or Cal Ripken or Tony Gwynn yet.
>> Anonymous
Huge head is huge.
>> Anonymous
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Leave Bonds to me.
>> Anonymous
>>39924

Steroids help
>> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk
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>>40777

forgot your eyepatch
>> Anonymous
>>40845
WIN
>> Anonymous
OMG he did steroids to play better how dare he! I personally think all baseball nowaday should be really slow paced and mottled with even more injuries than it already is. Then everyone's a winner! OH MY GOD WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!
>> Anonymous
>>39712

Right, because Bonds is the only player in MLB who uses steroids. Get rid of him, problem solved. BASEBALL IS SO WIN
>> Anonymous
>>42012
really? i thought there were alot of guys that used steroids in baseball
>> Anonymous
If he can still get to the QB somebody will sign him.
>> Anonymous
looks like ken griffey jr. in that simpsons episode
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>42052
What a good episode.
>> Anonymous
>>42076
playin' sooooooftbaaaaaaall
from here to San Diego...
>> Anonymous
>>42087
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaaaaaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the laaaaaw,
We're talking Hooooooomer.....
Ozzy and the Straaaaaaw.
>> Anonymous
mike sochia was fucked by working at the power plant and jose canseco just had to help that lady get all her shit from her burning house lol
>> Anonymous
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DARRYL DARRYL
>> Anonymous
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF THOSE SIDEBURNS
>> Anonymous
>>42052

At about the same time when Bonds started doing roids Ken Griffey Jr was about to as well... until he remembered that simpsons episode.