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ITT people who would have rings if not for Michael Jordan
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reporting in.
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Also me.
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>>483000
fail
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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/thread
>> Anonymous
Did Clyde Drexler win any?
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>>483042
He won it in 95 with Houston
>> Anonymous
>>483042
people who have rings because of minor league baseball
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>>483054
Ahh, now I remember. Jordan steps out to play a little baseball, Houston team stacks and rapes for the title. Wasn't Robert Horry a part of that shit?
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>>483072
Robert Horry is the Matt Stairs of the NBA

His playoff schedule:
1. Sign with team.
2. Hit buzzer beating 3-point dagger.
3. Collect championship ring.
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>> Anonymous
>>483089
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
>> Anonymous
>>483072
>>483088
Speaking as a Kings fan, FUCK Robert Horry. I hope someone shoves a full sized basketball up his ass.
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>>483077
...yep.
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>>483105
well played
>> Anonymous
>>483072
Olajuwan was unstoppable those years. I don't think Houston would have beat the Bulls, but I would have loved to see them in the Finals together once.

Could have happened if Utah wasn't a dirty fucking team with the refs on their side in the '97 playoffs.
>> Anonymous
>>483089

doesn't even make sense
>> Butt Fucking Adams !pRN2GZKsJ.
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>>483097
I can't emphasize since Horry more or less gave us the only trophies this city's ever seen. You need to understand, Robert Keith Horry is Mary Poppins with a big penis and a deadly 3. He comes to your house to help you clean up and get shit in order, gets you some gold, and goes to the next household in need. Who knows, your shitty team can be next! Having Horry, even for a short period of time, is a blessing. He's truly the Jesus of the NBA.
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>>483143
Now THIS man knows how to swing on some nuts properly.
>> Anonymous
Jordan=Product of David Stern

>>ITT people who would have rings if not for David Stern
>> Anonymous
>>483143
>I can't emphasize
Did you mean, "can't empathize"?
>> Anonymous
>>483154
heh, keep pretending Kobe can sniff Jordan's jock
>> Butt Fucking Adams !pRN2GZKsJ.
>>483157
Haha yeah. Wow, that was pretty bad.
>> Lambchop's Death Legion !d7bMXbKy6Q
>>483131

Whether you like it or not, Stockton was the best PURE (keyword) point guard in NBA history.
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>>483192

LOL WUT
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>>483855
pure? he is half black
>> Anonymous
>>483030
He was a scrub then. Doesn't count.

Jordan was the ultimate 90's troll. Houston should retire his number for letting them win 2 championships.
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>> Anonymous
What's with all these 'pure' point guard bullshit? As long as they are responsible for running the offense then they're playing the point. Player positions are already ambiguous as it is, there's no need to add subcategories on the position too.
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>>483866Houston should retire his number for letting them win 2 championships.


mental image is HILARIOUS
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Anyone new to the Barons that year. They won it all the year before HE got here.
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>>483131

Those titles should have been mine!

as a spurfag, I hate olajuwan with the passion of a thousand suns
>> ????
Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog would have had rings.
>> Anonymous
>>483893
lol mvp got schooled
>> Anonymous
What's great about MJ, is the 3 times he went out...he always went out accomplishing something great.

One example, taking the Wizards to the playoffs...Everyone thought that was impossible before that year.
>> Anonymous
>>483905
lolwut?
>> Anonymous
>>483873
Oh fuck you.