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Hey /sp/, seeing the double amputee trying the make the Olympics this year got me and my friends to thinking.

There should be a Cyborg Olympics. This will be better then the Special Olympics, and the regular Olympics cause this will be more extreme.

It will be with only athletes that have robot parts.

It will be called the OlympiX (cause of how extreme it is)

The sponsors will be Mountain Dew (Code Red will only come out every for 4 years for the OlympiX) and No Fear.

Announcers will be Ricky Rackman (Head Bangers Ball), Dennis Rodman, and Bill Goldberg.

Opening ceremonies will have 80's Speed Metal.

When you win an event you don't get a medal, you get a METAL (titanium, vanadium, chromium)
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>> Anonymous
>>220921

>jump really high
>> Anonymous
Not politically correct.
>> Anonymous
>>220929

That wont matter because the athletes will want it. They will want to test there robot parts against other athletes with robot parts.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
Other than Mountain Dew being a sponsor (make it FULL THROTTLE) I support this 100%
>> Anonymous
I LOL'D WHEN HE DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM.
>> Anonymous
POLO ON CYBORG HORSES
>> Anonymous
>There should be a Cyborg Olympics.

Its called steroids.
>> Anonymous
Would wheelchairs be accepted?

They aren't necessarily "robot parts" but there are some awesome sports that use wheelchairs.

For instance MURDERBALL.
>> Anonymous
>>220961

Murderball is badass, that can be included
>> Anonymous
>>220953

Sweet
>> Anonymous
lold
>> Anonymous
>>220938
>>That wont matter because the athletes will want it. They will want to test there robot parts against other athletes with robot parts.

seconded they must compete to see who is the best robot in the world
>> Anonymous
>Opening ceremonies will have 80's Speed Metal

Metallica with Zombie-Cyborg Cliff Burton
>> Anonymous
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It's not the best idea
>> Anonymous
Best original Thread ever.
>> Anonymous
IM SURE THEY FEEL HAPPY ABOUT BEING A CYBORG.
>> Anonymous
/sp/ is the greatest board ever.
>> Anonymous
>>220921
stop reading at >Cyborg Olympics
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lets do this
>> Anonymous
You had me at OlympiX
>> Anonymous
omg, lol
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>>221622
GET SOME!!
>> Anonymous
>>221517

wut