File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Hmmmm...

How should we lose tonight guise?

Should I blow it early so you've got no chance?

Should we keep it close only to let the failpen do it's thing?

Let's go Mets!
>> Anonymous
try winning
>> Anonymous
do like glavine did to us last year, give up 6 in the first
>> Anonymous
>>360145

two down, four to go.
>> Anonymous
> do like glavine did to us last year, give up 6 in the first

I'm trying but I can't make it too obvious.
>> Anonymous
settle in, it's going to be a long night.
>> Anonymous
Sorry guise, I could only get them to score 2. I'll try harder in the 2nd.
>> Anonymous
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Top-notch Pedro is not here, he died in Boston.
>> Anonymous
metsfag here. how should i kill myself?
>> Anonymous
Tonight the Mets will blow under/over a 4 run lead?

I'm going under, I don't think the Mets will ever have a lead that big because of Pedro's shoddy throwing.
>> Anonymous
>>360158
TNT on chest, take the bullpen with you.
>> Anonymous
The entire Cub's infield seems to be channeling Dan Uggla
>> Anonymous
Should have gotten the live chicken.
>> Anonymous
Kill yourself like a man, both wrists as quickly as possibly, use remaining strength to slit own throat.
>> Anonymous
nice sac fly


WOULD'VE BEEN NICE IF YOU COULD DO THAT LAST NIGHT.
>> Anonymous
>>360162
yes

durka halla style suicide bomb the whole failpen.
>> Anonymous
Eat a bathtub full of baked beans.
>> Anonymous
In other New York baseball, LOL at the Yankees lineup tonight.
>> Anonymous
>>360164

His fighting chickens probably play better than him and the failpen.
>> Anonymous
The Uggla is strong with this one.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, did Lenny Dykstra have a stroke?
>> Anonymous
holy shit what the fuck is wrong with lenny dykstra?
>> Anonymous
oh jesus lenny dykstra
>> Anonymous
>>360197
>>360199
>>360216
Fuck I missed it what happened?
>> I'm here on a mission of mercy Blake
     File :-(, x)
A - Always
B - Be
C - Choking

ALWAYS BE CHOKING
>> Anonymous
>>360223
he looked really old and slow
hunched over and a hat obstructing his face
it was strange shit
>> Anonymous
RYAN CHURCH FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
Ryan Church is our savior.
>> Anonymous
Wright restores some fucking order?

100% chance Micah Scrubpower hits for the cycle tonight.
>> Anonymous
THAT NEW METS FAILPARK IS LOOKING PRETTY SWEET, YES?
>> Anonymous
I'm calling it now

Danny Murphy with a 2 out 2 run homer
>> Anonymous
Dan Murphy swinging K.

Fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>360285
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I was wrong
>> Anonymous
are you listening to this?

if it gets called while tied the cubs would have to come back and finish the game monday
that would push a playoff game against milwalkee to tuesday

LOL @ infecting the cubs with metsfail
>> Anonymous
I'm genuinely surprised, aside from a shitty first inning Martinez is pitching lights out.

Is this a sign of things to come (if they make the playoffs) or is this an aberration?
>> Anonymous
>>360302
and it will all be rendered moot when the bullpen gets involved.
>> Anonymous
dammit Delgado.
>> Anonymous
>>360302

it's not pedro, the umps strike zone is HUGE, obviously Uumpire is a metsfag
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
THIS CALL TO THE FAILPEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY
>> Anonymous
2 on 0 outs, pedro is pulled

HEY EVERYONE THE METS GAME JUST STARTED!!
>> Anonymous
METSFAIL.JPG
>> Anonymous
Micah Metkiller coming to the plate and thr failpen is in the game. This will end well.
>> Anonymous
>>360333

He's only a triple away from the cycle...
>> Anonymous
ONE FUCKING PITCH AND 3 RUN LEAD FOR THE CUBS

WAY TO FUCKING FAIL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS AND SPICS
>> Anonymous
OMG YOU SEE THAT GIECO SPORTSNITE PROMO, ANGRY METS FAN WAS IN IT

OMGOMGOMGFAILPEN STRIKES AGAIN
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Why don't they put in Carlos Voltron?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
What fucking channel is this on? I can't find it.
>> Anonymous
FAILPEN INITIATED

Working quickly again tonight
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
MILFAILKE 1 PIRATES 0
>> Anonymous
ONE PITCH


NEW FAILPEN RECORD?
>> Anonymous
This isn't just a failpen anymore. This is an Epic Failpen.
>> Anonymous
So much fail

the mets are a joke

failpen will be used on sportcenter possibly tonight
>> Anonymous
>>360344
Same channel as almost every Mets game...

SNY
>> Anonymous
>>360344
move to New York or Chicago.
>> Anonymous
There needs to be a tap-out rule in baseball.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>360353

Why in Smiling Lunatic's name would I ever move to New York?
>> Anonymous
So long wildcard.

So long postseason.

So long Shea.

I hate baseball.
>> Anonymous
ITS POURING RAINING THE GAME IS GETTING CALLED IF THE METS DONT RESPOND IN THE BOTTOM OF THE INNING
BASEBALL GODS HATE THE METS
>> Anonymous
>>360358
you can join our mass suicide.
>> Anonymous
Amazing. It's like the Mets are trying to lose.
>> Anonymous
>>360360
they'll have to finish it on monday
>> Anonymous
>>360360

The baseball gods hate the Mets because the Mets rejected their generous offerings from last night.

So now, the baseball gods shall smite the Mets for what they have done.
>> Anonymous
i'm going to fucking cry
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
MR MET IS SEEKING COVER
>> Anonymous
This won't ever end. It's gonna be repeated forever and ever. I do believe we are in hel. The earth perished and we are all in hell
>> Anonymous
this is all david wright's fault!
>> Anonymous
Extra base hit....I'm not excited yet, time for three straight pop outs
>> Anonymous
channeling the 2006 Marlon Anderson
>> Anonymous
I just finished The Stand by Stephen King...Chipper Jones is Walkin Dude
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
     File :-(, x)
Leave the Mets to me.
>> Anonymous
My blood has gone numb
>> Anonymous
mets will go ahead in the bottom of the eigth, then the failpen gives up 5 in the top of the ninth
>> Anonymous
This is so depressing. Not even an 18-1 thread can cheer me up.
>> Anonymous
i'm bleeding, i am bleeding all over the place. i actually did it. I Oh Sh-
>> Anonymous
Ryan Church will save this season.
>> Anonymous
>>360431

The Mets game made you have your period?
>> Anonymous
BEANER POWER
>> Anonymous
Why do you torture us? You will bring the Mets to the brink of victory and then you will dash our dreams against the rocks.

Your sadism knows no bounds, Gods of baseball.
>> Anonymous
JESUS CHRIST
>> Anonymous
Do not do this to me!

Do not give me hope!

I refuse to give into your temptations of excitement!
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCK SHIT
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
What do I do now?
>> Anonymous
Mets, why do you torture me?! I give up on you and you show signs of coming back!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
An Epic Failpen approaches!

...and now all is lost...
>> Anonymous
Heilman? Sanchez? failpen....maybe they'll go to joe smith
>> Anonymous
>>360463
no, bring in john maine
>> Anonymous
They only need 3 outs, can't be all that bad. OH WAIT ITS THE METS LOLOLOLOL
>> Anonymous
>>360466

Maine's been infected with the EFV, I just know it.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Micah Hoffpauir: "brb, Mets"
>> Anonymous
Ah the lefty specialist
>> Anonymous
>>360466
MNGR Met said he won't use Maine for the rest of the year
>> Anonymous
WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE A CABLE TELEVISION PROGRAM DEDICATED TO SPORTS, A HEATED RACE FOR THE NL WILD CARD GOING ON, A GAME INVOLVING ONE OF THE TWO TEAMS TIED FOR FIRST UNDER WAY AND I'M SITTING HERE WATCHING SOME FUCKING FOOTBALL SHOW FUCK YOU ESPN. SPORTS, NOT SHOWS ABOUT SPORTS FUCK
>> Anonymous
TIE GAME

the show is not over yet, get back in here guys
>> Anonymous
WTF I thought mets lose already.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
reporting in for duty
>> Anonymous
Oh god we can still do it!
>> Anonymous
>>360485
A ranked team opening up conference play is always exciting, especially if you see how USC is getting raped.

Then, we have MLS on espn2. Wtf is that shit?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
WHAT?! THE FAILPEN DIDN'T BLOW THE GAME IN THE NINTH!
>> Anonymous
This cannot end well.
>> Anonymous
>>360142

haha i was right
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
i'm on my way!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
CMON METFAGS SAY IT WITH ME

YA GOTTA BELIEVE!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
BASE HIT REYES

0 OUTS
>> Anonymous
I call GIDP
>> Anonymous
DANIEL MURPHY SHOW IS STANDING AT THE PLATE
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>360550

gggggGIDDYUP
>> Anonymous
its been pouring since the 5th how do they look so dry?
>> Anonymous
Bunting is Daniel Murphy's kryptonite.
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>> Anonymous
how do i bunted ball
>> Anonymous
>>360571
he wasn't supposed to be bunting, the hit and run was on but third base coach didn't get the signal right or some such shit
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
FUCK
>> Anonymous
lol you guys are struggling to beat a team that didn't start it's starting players.
>> Anonymous
fuck this man, we need a gapper right now
>> Anonymous
>>360590

wright did it this way
>> Anonymous
What is going on? Some of us can't see the game, we need information!!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
hay guise it's me david wright
>> Anonymous
THE GAME IS TIED BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, REYES IS ON SECOND BASE

2 OUTS
>> Anonymous
WARNING: Epic fail is imminent. Brace for impact.
>> Anonymous
>>360603
mlb.com gameday
>> Anonymous
lol piniella is trying to give you the game and you guys can't/ won't come thru. i said i lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>360603
Second, I come here because you guys are a pitch or two ahead of this ESPN Gamecast bullshit. Delgado just got walked on four, Beltrans up. INFORM ME GO GO GO.
>> Anonymous
DELGADO WALKED
>> Anonymous
reyes single, murphy bunted foul with 2 strikes on a pitch where reyes was 70% to 2nd base, Wright struck out but reyes stole 2nd, delgado walked, 2 on 2 out beltran up
>> Anonymous
FAILPEN DIDN'T GET EXTRA INNING CHANCE

BELTRAN WINS IT FOR THE METS!
>> Anonymous
CARLOS MUTHAFUCKING BELTRAN!!!!
CARLOS MUTHAFUCKING BELTRAN!!!!
CARLOS MUTHAFUCKING BELTRAN!!!!
>> Anonymous
METS WIN METS WIN
>> Anonymous
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_09_25_chnmlb_nynmlb_1&mode=gameday

sucks, but at least those who don't live in jew york can see.
>> Anonymous
mets that was a give away, we will see you in the post season, don't even celebrate, we will deal with the brewers.
>> Anonymous
METS WIN METS WIN METS WIN
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
fuuuuuuuuuuuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh METS BIOTCH
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCK YES THANK YOU WHOEVER IT IS UP THERE THAT WATCHES OVER US
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
FUCK YEAH WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>360610
i call a liar that guy in the pic is a hall of famer, wright is not.
>> Anonymous
YA GOTTA BELIVE!!!
>> Anonymous
>>360635
You guys fucking better. If you don't sweep them I'm gonna rage.
>> Anonymous
The baseball gods have tested the Mets, and they have prevailed.

Bountiful blessings await them.
>> Anonymous
fuck the mets, brewers will win, YOU WILL GAIN NOTHING
>> Anonymous
Once again Mets, grats on beating Cubs backups.
>> Anonymous
Put it in the books!
>> Anonymous
I don't know why you metsfag think you will do anything in the playoffs, you still got failed starting line up and dont even talk about the bullpen.
>> Anonymous
Mets game thread are the best thing to happen to /sp/ all season long

of course they will disagree because they mets won tonight, if /sp/ were smart they would want to the mets to make the postseason, that adds 4-7 more games for us to watch the failpen
>> Anonymous
>>360653
>>360656
>>360660
The butthurt is delicious
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>360660

Which one is it, Brewers or Phillies?
>> ­
>>360537
Don't toy with my emotions.
>> Anonymous
>>360686

The butthurt? We've clinched home field already. I just don't know why Mets fans are so excited, you SHOULD be beating our AAA team.
>> Anonymous
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INVERTEDMETSFAIL.GIF
>> ­
I think we can all just agree that we are happy that the Yankees are no longer relevant.
>> Anon­
>>360746
wat
>> Anonymous
>>360763

the opposite of fail
>> Anonymous
>>360760
as a new yorker, i like that the back pages are not about the yankees right now
>> Anonymous
CARLOS MOTHER FUCKING BELTRAN
>> ­
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>>360786