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Anonymous
Don't go to Wrigley. It's full of yuppie scum who go there to make phone calls telling people about how they're cool for being trendy Cubs fans. And they're all drunk by the end of the game (most of them before it even starts, in fact) and if they find out you're not from Lincoln Park, Wirgleyville, or the suburbs they'll assume you've come to kill them (since that's what poor people do [they'll assume you're poor if you're not a cubs fan]) and assault you.
Plus the games are boring because NL teams are shit. Yeah, we just beat up on the worst team in baseball, but I'll be in the Cell friday making sure the Sox keep hitting against Tampa while the Twinkies lose in Anaheim.
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