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Anonymous
ITT: your local sports teams and what you like/hate about them

Dolphins: Perhaps the greatest troll team in the history of professional sports...plays well against winning teams, but falls flat on their asses on pushover teams. In a few years time, these guys will be Division Champs. Also, Jetsfags: when was the last time you faggots won a Super Bowl? I thought so, so shut the fuck up and keep your Jet faggotry out of my fair city. Also, Chad is the Adam Banks of the NFL.

Panthers: Why the fuck did we trade Luongo so many years ago? Even after beefing up our blueline, the front office somehow forgot about "offense", something we lost after trading Olli Jokinen. Defense can only go so far, and David Booth is not the next Mike Modano. The season is early and we're not looking too good. Let's just hope things get better.

Marlins: They'll win a World Series next year, and then fire everybody. Actually, no. I'm sure they'll win the division next year. Its nice to see some trust in this after securing a few key players to long-term deals. Apparently, in this age, the term "franchise player" doesn't exist. Free agency, salaries, and front office faggotry is killing professional sports. Also, Marlins have the best scouting in the MLB. We'll be adding a third World Champions banner next year, just you watch.

Heat: Wade better not be fucking injured this year...Marion is good but wasn't a suitable replacement for Shaq (well, what the fuck am I saying? Shaq is way beyond his prime and a fucking dinosaur...I love him but he turned into a liability). Beasley looks good and will get Rookie of the Year...just why the fuck do we have a Slurpee Jockey as a head coach? He better fix me a fucking hot dog or something...
>> Anonymous
>Adam Banks

what
>> Anonymous
Eagles - suck

Flyers - suck

Sixers - suck

Phillies - meh, let's see you do it a few more times, then maybe I'll start to respect you
>> Anonymous
>>449733
Adam Banks is a character from the Mighty Ducks...a star player from a rival team that winds up playing for the Ducks after they moved the district lines around...

"Adam Banks" is basically a euphemism in sports to refer to a player that goes to a rival team. I hated Chad for many many years...and he's a Fin now. My emotions about that are mixed, but he is a good QB.
>> Anonymous
Cowboys - Love them; but they have the awful habit of getting way too hyped up before every season, then disappointing everyone.

Houston Texans - Suck, but at least they're trying.

Rockets - Not too shabby.

Astros - I don't follow baseball, but apparently we did alright a few years back.

Texas Tech - Faggots.
A&M - Faggots.
UT - What it's all about.
>> Anonymous
Panthers Good team, only do Bojangles commercials and they are annoying

Bobcats We have 8 wing players and Sean May should be a competitive eater


Hurricanes What the fuck we want a baseball team not hockey
>> Anonymous
Vancouver Canucks - boring, hope luongo saves them, while the Sedins skate round and round until everyone gets dizzy.

Vancouver Giants - Awesome

Whitecaps - eh...

That random baseball team - more eh...
>> Anonymous
Texans - Need to draft one of the following... Chase Daniel, Tim Tebow, Colt McCoy, Graham Harrell, Zac Robinson, or Sam Bradford. Mort Shwab and Sage Rosenfails are not the answer. We also need a bruiser runningback like a Brandon Jacobs to go with Steve Slaton because Slaton can't do it all, he's too small. Secondary sucks balls too...

Rockets - Winning the championship this year.

I don't like baseball so fuck the Stros!
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Bucs: Constistenly pretty good since the mid 90s. Great defense + Brad Johnson = Super Bowl win. Stadium is one fo the best (pirate ship in the end zone ftw)

Lightning: Slightly above average team that played its heart out when they won the Stanley Cup. No one really cares though.

Rays: Ten years of careful planning and a subpar winning % leads to an AL East & AL pennant. Still a bit inconsistent at the most important times.

USF: What the hell happened? The Big East was their until they decided to pretend they were a I-AA team again.
>> Anonymous
>>449750
>Great defense + Brad Johnson

Tell this to Dallas.
>> Anonymous
49ers: Shitsux
Giants: Epic pitching potential, but we'll never win a Championship in San Francisco
Warriors: Moped crits starting point guard for 9001
Raiders: HAW
A's: BUY LOW SELL HIGH SELL SELL SELL
Kings: Will move to Las Vegas in 2009
Sharks: lolhockey is our saving grace :( This might be their year... as always. Like the freaking Mavericks of the NHL.
Sabercats: Got jewed out of a championship, but at least we're an AFL DYNASTY

Bay Area dominates the Shitsux Regionals.
>> Anonymous
>>449758
Dallas doesn't have a "great defense"
>> Anonymous
>>449774

That's the point.
>> Anonymous
Capitals: Theordore needs to burn in hell. Otherwise, pretty solid.

Redskins: Seems like they're barely winning against shitty teams. They need to pass the ball more.

Wizards: Don't really follow them, but seems they always screw up in the play-offs.

Nats: Suck.
>> sage sage
tl;dr

Get this shit out of here.
>> Anonymous
Every sports team in the state of Washington: they are all horrible.
>> Anonymous
UGA: WE SUCK AT EVERYTHING AND ARE ARGUABLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF ANY SPORT EVER.
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My local team: Charlton Athletic

What I hate about them:

This

>>449890
>> Anonymous
Sooners: CHOKE

OK State: Getting better every year

Thunder: WAT?

Golden Hurricane: UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>> Anonymous
>>449894

more like the golden showers as they piss down their leg