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Kobra !!kWyCNZ14++a
what do the cubs and the nationals have in common?

neither of them have won a world series in their new ballpark.
>> Kobra !!kWyCNZ14++a
what's the difference between a cactus and wrigley field?

a cactus has pricks on the OUTSIDE

OHOHOHOOHO
>> Anonymous
new tripfags in my /sp/?
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>225118
>>225116
Oh hey, you're right! Golly gee, you showed me who is boss.
>> Anonymous
>>225123
go back to /o/ fucker
>> Anonymous
ZING!! Oh lawd this is great please keep them coming.
>> Anonymous
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Hey Cubsfags. Remember me?
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>225133
Yeah, you're a great pitcher. Despite your blister issues, you've been one of the best pitchers in baseball. You dominated us in the '03 playoffs and we deserved to lose after Gonzalez fucked up that double play ball and Dusty left Prior in too long. Enjoy your HOF career.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
A++++ thread

and I don't even really hate the Cubs
>> Kobra !!kWyCNZ14++a
what does the world series and a polar bear on birth control both have in common?

NEITHER OF THEM CAN HAVE CUBS

OHOHOHOHOHOHO
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>225141
Okay, I admit, I laughed at this one.
>> Kobra !!kWyCNZ14++a
How many homosexuals does it take to overturn a car?

I dont know, but we'll find out if the cubs win the world series!
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>225148
We already found out when Boston won in 2004 though, man.
>> Anonymous
When will there be world peace?

When the Cubs win their next World Series.
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>> Anonymous
What do you call a Cubs player with a World Series ring? A thief

old but classic.
>> Anonymous
the last time the cubs won the world series, the titanic was just an idea.
>> Anonymous
CUBS
TO ALL FRONT OFFICE PERSONNEL:

It has come to my attention that in St. Louis, on opening day, all fans will receive a replica world series ring as a promotional giveaway. Ideas like this are what make great sports towns. Please lets brainstorm and come up with some ideas as to what we can give away to our dedicated fans. I have enclosed my own list and hope for some professional feedback as well as your ideas too. Thank you, John J. Wrigley, Esq.

10. Replica of the 10% off all Wrigley products coupon that the players received for winning the 1908 world series.
9. Brandt Brown Bobblehead
8. A day with Ernie Broglio
7. Two days with Harry Carry
6. A map to the south side to visit a real life world series trophy at Comiskey.
5. Beta (or Laserdisc) of The Blues Brothers with a lifesize cardboard cutout of Jim Belushi.
4. T-shirt with our new 2008 Motto ‘Wild Card Fever’
3. 2 tickets to the best game in town OPRAH!
2. One year supply of professional grade CORK
1. Amtrak tickets to see the Cardinals play in a stadium built for this century

Sincerely,
John J. Wrigley, Esq
>> Anonymous
How do you know its July?

The Cubs are in first in their division.
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>225210
What's the difference between Cardinals fans and people who live in third world countries?

The people from third world countries have a better grasp on the English language.
>> Anonymous
>>225210
>5. Beta (or Laserdisc) of The Blues Brothers with a lifesize cardboard cutout of Jim Belushi.

What a good idea.
>> Anonymous
>>225218
What's the difference between Feraligatr and a butthurt Cubs fan?

Nothing!
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>225284
Good one!
>> Anonymous
>>225294
I'm a Brewers fan so I agree with you. That was copy-paste, i'll admit.
>> Anonymous
>>225181

doesn't make sense, cards have the second most world series behind the yankees, and the most in the national league. certainly doesn't sound like baseball hell to me.
>> Kobra !!kWyCNZ14++a
what do gay bears and world series' have in common?

NO CUBS

OHOOHOHOHOHO