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Anonymous
I just won my first race, does anyone care?
>> Anonymous
We might have cared if you could have won one any of the last like, 50 times
>> Anonymous
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congrats you know how to turn a steering wheel left.

come back when you're driving real cars.
>> Anonymous
I'm really tempted to make an "In the pooper" joke, but I know if I do, I'll be banished to /b/ =(
>> Anonymous
2 years too late, sweetheart.
>> Anonymous
Why did they make a guy wear that? FHM doesn't usually do comedy shoots do they?
>> Anonymous
>>68098
Let me spunk on that flag-tattoo or whatever that is on your back, and I'll applaud you for whatever you want.
>> Anonymous
I knew your first win would come thanks to some faggotry. Enjoy your fuel mileage win.

Come back when you actually DRIVE to the win.
>> Anonymous
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A win is a win is a win, niggers! w00t for Danica and AGR!
>> Anonymous
she only looks good in air-brushed magazine pictures.
>> Anonymous
This is fairly ironic because in previous years the problem with Patrick has been bad pits and poor fuel mileage.
>> Anonymous
ITT misogyny
>> Anonymous
>>68342
Racing ain't a girl's sport cupcake. Go back to the kitchen and get off the internet, feminist bitch.
>> Abra
She's still won one more race then any of us faggots.
>> Anonymous
why haven't they replaced racecar drivers with computers? It's not like there's any skills involved.
>> Anonymous
still not a sport
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>>68362
>>68370
Unoriginal trolls are unoriginal.
>> Anonymous
>>68401
STILL isn't a sport
>> Anonymous
>>68370
Still isn't original or a valid argument. Troll harder.
>> Anonymous
>>68404

Explain how racing is a sport.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
Dictionary.com: an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.

Racing requires skill and is competitive, therefore it is a sport
>> Anonymous
>>68414

Explain what part of racing requires "skills" and "physical prowess"
>> Anonymous
>>68416
The definition says skills OR physical prowess. lern 2 read plzkthx
>> Anonymous
>>68419

Stop dodging the question, racefag! Explain what part of racing requires "skills" OR "physical prowess".
>> Anonymous
>>68416
>>68419
>>68420
You're overlooking the core noun: Racing is not an athletic activity. Sure, they sweat, but that's because the engine is a thousand degrees.

Now tapping that ass? THAT requires athleticism.
>> Anonymous
It's not an art, because the outcome of races aren't determined solely by judging or politics.
And its not simply an activity, because people are willing to spend obscene amounts of money to watch it.

So it has to be a sport. What else would you call it?
>> Anonymous
>>68420
OK...go grab your video camera and attach it to the dashboard of your car. Set it to record, then drive around your local freeways as fast as you can go for at least two hours, making sure to get as close to the other cars on the road as possible when you pass them. Obviously, unless you're independently wealthy and own a Ferrari, you can't go at 190+ mph, but whatever your car will do will suffice. If you can post that video showing that you drove as I instructed and didn't hit another car, mammal, or inanimate roadside object for at least two hours straight, you win! Until you do that, STFU and GTFO troll.
>> Anonymous
>>68425
Redneck troll is troll. The only thing I'd hit would be the cop, when he pulled me over and asked what my hurry was. Predictable cops are predictable.

"Top Gear" actually did a segment where an uninitiated host went to drive an Indycar, and it's fucking HARD. And I'll grant you it's a difficult skill that requires practice, but so are rockclimbing and pizza-making, and they are not sports.

NASCAR drivers, on the other hand, remain toothless faggots.
>> Anonymous
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>>68428
Rockclimbing could be a sport if it was a race to see who got to the top first. As for pizzas, they do not move at 200 miles per hour...well, maybe that one time when I got some bad sausage on one and it flew through my colon like the start of the Indianapolis 500.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
>>68428

Rock climbing is kind of a sport, it's more of a recreational activity but it wouldn't surprise me if they started showing it on ESPN2
>> Anonymous
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>>68434
SHHHHH! Don't give them any ideas! Somebody said that about poker once and look what the fuck happened!
>> Anonymous
>>68425

You know why racing is not a sport? Because playing a videogame version is just as physically demanding as driving a real race car.
>> Anonymous
>>68441
lol @ troll on crack