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Anonymous
A portal has been opened! Evil has set foot upon our world, and the only people that can stop it are pro athletes. If nothing is done to stop such evil, then we will become their sex slaves FOREVAR!!!

I assign Matt Stairs to lead the 1st division group into Canada, near where the portal was opened.

/sp/, MAN THE HARPOONS!
>> Anonymous
bad topic is bad
>> Anonymous
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Albert Pujols brings the 2 division, aka
Los Inmigrantes Ilegales, to the side of the portal to make the first strike!
>> Anonymous
>>491868
>Truth
>> Anonymous
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I SHALL DEFEND THE INDIANAS
>> Anonymous
this is a terrible thread.
>> Anonymous
no one wants to defend western new york so the buffalo bills just rape everyone in the city
>> Anonymous
>>491949
bump
>> Anonymous
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I'll take care of Wade County!
>> Anonymous
who let the dungeons and dragons fags in here