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Mike "Doc" Emrick
http://thenhlarenaprogram.blogspot.com/2008/10/hockey-fans-prepare-yourselves-for.html

I hope all you faggots are happy. I'm only doing 8 games this season, and I blame all you haters of /sp./

Versus released their commenting schedule. You're going to get Joe Beninati TWENTY-TWO FUCKING TIMES this year. Enjoy hearing "WITH THE NHL ON VERSUS" every 30 seconds, dicks.

Also, 12 games of Andy Brickley. I would feel sorry for you, but there aren't a lot of you to feel sorry for.

Peace bitches, I'm gonna go hang out with Chico.
>> I wish I had Ovechkin's dick in my mouth Joe Beninati
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>> Bob Cole
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Guess what America? The NHL Network's schedule has been released. Yup, your getting every Canadian broadcast here in the U.S., while NHL Network Canada gets Versus garbage.

It's time for me and the Leafs, I mean ALL 6 CANADIAN TEAMS to take over the airways.
>> Bob Cole
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Whoops, I'm such a bumbling moron that I forgot my link.

http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=384750

Here's me and my bitch.
>> Respectfully observing Ovechkin's restraining order Joe Beninati
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>>379083
I'd NHL her VERSUS, if you know what I mean. But only if she's wearing a Washington #8 sweater.

I wish this moose was Alex. *squeeze*
>> Jim Hughson
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>>379083
That's right, Bob. Now America won't even care about American teams. Check me out on the late parts of the doubleheaders I'm awesome.

THAT'S RIGHT. I EXIST. I'M A REAL PERSON. I'M NOT JUST IN THOSE EA SPORTS GAMES.
>> John Forslund
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>>379053
I...I did it? My talents have been been accepted as some of the best ever? 17 national games, away from that shithole in Raleigh?

I...won. I'm smiling. I'm actually smiling.
>> Glenn "Chico" Resch
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>>379053
*eats thread*
>> Anonymous
>>379152
How's the pizza taste tonight?
>> Anonymous
Nobody watches hockey.

The ratings have proved that.

Dead sport is dead.
>> Glenn "Chico" Resch
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>>379154
Not as good as Mucho Nachos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HmIyaBq3Bk
>> Jack Edwards
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I don't brush my teeth
>> Anonymous
>>379172
You never get that many Nachos EVER. Only he gets that much.
>> Mike "Doc" Emrick
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>>379172
*sighs*

Do you see the shit I have to put up with every day? And you want to keep me in Jersey as long as possible? I'm suffering so much.

I HATE YOU BENINATI.
>> Anonymous
Of course you don't. Nobody in Boston does.
>> Andy Brickley
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>>379176
This is my dad he used to play proah hawkey.

FACKIN' RIGHT I DID.

http://ballhype.com/video/andrew_brickley_drops_an_f_bomb_live_on_nesn/