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Anonymous
>>493168 just pick a team:
Arizona: THAT. BIRD. is a good team maybe on average once every 50 years (oh, look, and this year happens to be it) ... good for heartbreak all the rest. >Atlanta. Falcons. Dynasty. Buffalo: 0 4 4! ho ho ho!!!! Cincinnati: eh. tends to fail alot. Cleveland: same as Cincinnati, except it's funnier to make fun of them. Dallas: if you like bandwagon, fairweather douchebag fans, the team for you. Denver: i don't know about this team... but i hope one day to join the mile high club. Green Bay: BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE (no longer plays for this shit team) Houston: complete fail. sage. Indianapolis: I want to have hot, steamy gay sex with Peyton Manning. And start alongside in one of his many commercials. Jacksonville: where the fuck is this city anyway? Kansas City: You name your city after another STATE? what the bloody fuck is this shit. Minnesota: see Buffalo. New Orleans: you know they're gonna fail every year, so why bother? NJ Giants: Defending champions. New York fans are douches. NJ Jets: Future champions because of ... well ... they got a decent quarterback this year. Oakland: zombie owner, oh noes!!11 Pittsburgh: they all work on steel or something. Philadelphia: epic fail team, AND you love to hate 'em. Tampa Bay: bring back the butt pirate logo!
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