Metsfag here.Here's shitty Mets management should do:Kick Delgado off the team and Sign Frank Thomas for the season, then go after Mark Teixeira in the offseason.Kick Jorge Sosa and Aaron Heilman off the team and pursue relievers with talent.Last resort, fire Willie Randolph and hire Wally Backman.
If you fire John Maine, NYMetz, I'm never speaking to you again.
>>74172Never.Also, put Ryan Church back in the number 2 spot and hit Castillo 8th. When they did that, 5 game winning streak. When they switched it back, 3 game losing streak.
ITT how to fix the mets
>>74183trade entire minor league for Chase Utley.
Clone 25 John Maines to play every position.
>>74196Haha, like the Bugs Bunny cartoon.
>>74207....Your age...its in the double digits right?
>>74211Haha, yeah. Old memories. Forgive me for recalling my childhood.
>>74216Ok just checking there Senor.But yes...any and all problems can be cured by moar John Maine
>>74218Actually, we can have Johan and Maine alternate in the rotation, then have an entire batting lineup of Johans.
>>74222motherfucker hit TWO DOUBLES
>>74168I would rather see Delgato go and have Pagan move up to 1b. The motherfuckers only been here for a month or so, but hes so fucking clutch.
can't get rid of delgado, paying him way too much, and nobody wants to pick up that salary. plus, if they did, you know he'd hit 100/30 for the season, the fuck
FRANK THOMAS HAS ALREADY BEEN SIGNED.
>>74228That could work.We need to work it out so that Beltran plays center field but someone else bats for him every time. Someone like, I dunno, David Ortiz.
>>74232BAWWWW>>74231True.I was worried about the same kid of thing happening with Shawn Green. Good thing he retired.
>>74236Also, there's no DH in the NL, so it wouldn't matter because if I remember right, Thomas can't play 1B.That's what I heard somewhere though, could be wrong.
>>74239Yeah, but Neither can Delgado.
>>74240Well played.
Players on the Mets who care:Johan SantanaJohn MaineJose Reyes (lately)Ryan ChurchBrian SchneiderAngel Paganuh.....
>>74255Haha Ryan Church just stole second.
>>74255also wright, wagner, pelfrey, easley, chavezoh snap, rbi for perez!
>>74266Yes.And Perez gets added for being clutch.
Man. Beltran sucks.Strikeouts with runners in scoring position: one million and counting.
can anderson play first? he was so clutch last year, he needs some at bats besides one a gameglad they traded that loudmouth rappa wannabe out and got church/schneider.
>>74301Aye. Awesome trade.
>>74301I was livid when they first made that trade. I was definitely wrong about that though.
Fucking Perez. Best pitcher in the world for three innings, then he starts walking and hitting guys with the bases loaded.Asshole cannot pitch with a lead.
nice catch, saved perez' ass
see the guy run into delgado and take a digger? LMAO
>>74325Seriously.... every fucking game....
>>74346NO ES BUENOOOO
C'mon guys, it's tough out there.
>>74168he looks a lot like carl weathers
don't trade perez, shoot him, eat the $ loss
>>74401HAHA OH WOWHAHA OH WOWHAHA OH WOWHAHA OH WOWHAHA OH WOWHAHA OH WOW
oops, it's heilman now, him too, fucking cockbite
ricky's go-to guy heilman is. how many times has this fuck taken close games and given them away. watch, he's not finished doing it wrong yet
>>74410*willie'si'm just pissed off right now
>>74410He is an incredible experiment in failure.When will Randolph see it.When?
ok, fuck this game tonight.southpark episodestupid spoiled whore video playset is on
Grand Slams this season:Mets: 0Opposition: 3...and counting
ha ha, season is three weeks old and fuckin bandwagon mets fans are already crying like a bunch of schoolgirlsHaw, how can the phillies lose this division full of pussies?
>>74422Lifelong, die hard Mets fan.I despise the bullpen.I despise the Phillies and all of their bandwagon fans who hopped aboard last season when they found out they could win the division.So fuck you. Learn baseball.
>>74427the Phillies and all of their bandwagon fansJesus Christnice try, junior
>>74433Are you kidding. Phillies fans used to go to the ballpark to boo the Phillies. They didn't have fans until last season.
>>74435"fan" used loosely there, obviously.
Why does Willie use Sosa every day?Isn't he supposed to be the long man?
>>74444Because Randolph has no idea how to manage a team.
>>74236what the fuck are you bawing about here? he's pointing out that the first step of your retarded plan ain't happening. and your idea of going after pitchers with "talent" is incredible. i wish i knew baseball as well as you
>>74561also you can't just kick guys off the team. you know, because of contracts and stuff
>>74168Ok, maybe I don't watch the Mets play enough because I'm not a raging homosexual, but there's no fucking way that Thomas would be an upgrade over Delgado.And what's wrong with Jorge Sosa? I was hoping we picked him up last year.. from what I see he's perfectly fine. I'd be more concerned with Pedro and all of your other pitchers save for Santana.
>>74590I'm actually more worried about Pedro than Sosa. Pedro's health is a huge question mark (but he'll be back in 3 weeks), but this bullpen is atrocious.
>>74590I have more of a concern with Sosa than Pedro. Pedro will be back in 3 weeks, and Alou will be back this weekend. Sosa, Heilman, and Delgado really scares me.