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United fans.

You have just been given £20 Million for the Summer break. Who the fuck do you buy?

Maximum of 3 players and a explanation faggots.
>> Anonymous
Soccer Players.
>> Anonymous
£20 Million isn't enough for both Kaka & Messi.

I'd just save it.
>> Anonymous
id give it to arsenal, cos theyre way better
>> Anonymous
buy beckham.
>> Anonymous
>>37548
lol
>> Anonymous
>>37538

lol

100 million still might not be enough
>> Anonymous
George Best's corpse, Robbie Savage, and Cuahtemoc Blanco.
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>>37450United fans.

Puddlemere United? I take Dangerous Dai Llewllyn, Oliver Wood, and Viktor Krum.
>> Anonymous
I'd buy Barnsley
>> Anonymous
I'd buy Newcastle. You'd still have more than half left over it you did that.
>> Red Machine D !CJ/cB6WIsA
I buy enough orange slices and Capri-Sun for the whole team, get the fuck out of England, and use the rest of the money on hookers and blow.

I challenge any of you diveball faggots to put forth a better use of the money than that.
>> Anonymous
>>37735
> George Best's corpse, Robbie Savage, and Cuahtemoc Blanco.
a dead guy and two past their prime players who would never play. NICE!
>> Anonymous
>>37450
lol £20 Million . thats a lot.
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>>37838
>> Anonymous
Chris Simon, Todd Bertuzzi, and Darren McCarty. Their jobs would be to injure as many teammates as possible before getting stopped, forcing the opposing team to forfeit the match and let us win by default.
>> Anonymous
I just a footy fan, not a Man U fan, alas;

The funny thing is, 2 player they could do with aren't going to happen, as the play for City.

They really aren't in dire need of spending alot in any posistion, let's say they need a right back, Onuoha is a good lad but he plays for City, so getting him could be a problem. They'd need to look outside of england most likely, or in the Championship, Daniel Alves is completly overprived at this point.

Away from that, a 'keeper. Again outside of England, or they could bring in Schmeichel Jnr. if his talent looks a certainty, which would be an exciting prospect, but again distant, you have the City thing.

Let's say:
Onouha £5-7m
Schmeichel £3.5m-£5m
>> Anonymous
Daniel Alves £19m - who else? Philip Lahm, perhaps
Darren Moore £500k
Michael Owen £499k
>> Anonymous
>>37822


20,000 to break your stupid ginger faggot fingers so you get the fuck out of my 4chan, the rest to keep Benitez at Liverpool FOREVER.
>> Anonymous
>>37884
Why would they need another keeper?
They have Van Der Sar, that polish faggot and Ben Foster
>> Anonymous
>>37797
>>37797
>>37797
>>37797

Lols were hud
>> Anonymous
>>37933

Van Der Sar is on his last legs, Foster is being showcased to other clubs via loan deals with a view to cash-in. That leaves Kuszczak who is not exactly among the world's best. Beyond that their back-up would be whomever they have in reserves and the youth squad, and if they were up to it, we would have seen them travelling with the first team. Which we havn't.
>> Anonymous
>>37947

You laugh too easily.
>> Anonymous
Robinson, obviously. And install Keegan as manager, when Fergie retires.