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Personal Triumphs Anonymous
I made a triple play in little league 10+ years ago. I was on and first base caught a straight line foul ball, stepped on the bag and then got the second base runner. Never happened again
>> Anonymous
IT'S 8TH GRADE GYM CLASS. WELL IT WAS 7TH AND 8TH GRADE GYM CLASS. I WENT TO A SMALL CHRISTIAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, WHERE THEY TEST YOU ON BIBLE SHIT, LIKE HOW MANY PEOPLE JESUS KILLED. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS -1

SO BECAUSE OF THE SMALL CLASS SIZES, WE HAD A COMBINED GYM CLASS, AS TAUGHT BY OUR SCIENCE TEACHER, BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT AFFORD A FUCKING GYM TEACHER. SO THE GAME WAS KICKBALL, 7TH VS. 8TH. THE 8TH GRADERS ALWAYS LOVE THAT, BECAUSE WE ALWAYS KICKED THE 7TH GRADE PUSSY ASSES. WE PLAYED IN THE EMPTY BACK CORNER OF THE PARKING LOT. THE BACK CORNER WAS HOME PLATE AND THERE WAS A GRASSY HILL BEHIND IT WHICH FUNCTIONED AS A RAIN RUNOFF. IT WAS DRY BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING, WHICH ACCORDING TO MY SCHOOL, DIDN'T EXIST.

SO ANYWAY, MY FIRST AT-BAT, I GOT CAUGHT IN A RUN DOWN BETWEEN FIRST AND SECOND. THERE WAS A RUNNER ON THIRD, SO I TRIED TO BUY SOME TIME FOR HIM. I STOOD IN FRONT OF THE SECOND BASEMAN, DARING HIM TO TAG ME. WE STOOD OFF FOR A FUCKING MINUTE, BEFORE I JUST SLAPPED THE BALL OUT OF HIS BITCH HANDS. THE TEACHER USED SCIENCE TO FIGURE OUT I SHOULD BE OUT, AND WORSE OF ALL, THE RUNNER ON THIRD DIDN'T MOVE A FUCKING INCH. FUCKING KIDS TODAY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SMALLBALL. THEY THINK THEY CAN ONLY SCORE ON A HOMERUN AND PAY MEN TO INJECT DRUGS INTO THEIR ASS TO MAKE THEM BIG, BALD, AND BLACK.
>> Anonymous
>>46121

SO I WALK BACK TO THE BENCH, AND THIS ONE FUCKING 7TH GRADE SHITHEAD STARTS TALKING SHIT TO ME. HE WAS THE BITCH THAT NO ONE LIKED, ALWAYS WAVING HIS PERMA-VIRGIN GENITALIA AROUND LIKE HE'S THE KING OF THE VIRGINS.

LET'S MOVE AHEAD. I'M ON SECOND, AND THE KID NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO PLAY KICKBALL WITH IS UP TO BAT. A SOCCER PLAYER WITH LEGS CRAFTED FROM FUCKING ZEUS HIMSELF. HIS KICKS ALWAYS WENT A GODDAMN MILE. SO NOW THE WHOLE 7TH GRADE TEAM IS IN THE OUTFIELD, PRAYING TO THEIR GOD THE WAY THEY WERE TAUGHT, HOPING THE WIND DOESN'T BLOW OUT AND THAT HE DOESN'T REALIZE HE COULD SCORE AN INSIDE THE PARK HOMERUN ON A FUCKING BUNT. THE PITCH COMES AND THIS KID LAUNCHES IT INTO ORBIT. I ROUND THIRD AND THERE'S THAT SHITHEAD BLOCKING HOME PLATE LIKE HE HAS A CHANCE TO GET ME OUT. THE TEACHER'S BACK IS TURNED, USING SCIENCE TO FIGURE OUT IF THE BALL WILL ACHIEVE ESCAPE VELOCITY, HOPING TO GOD IT DOESN'T TOUCH DOWN ON HIS GEO METRO, HAVING COST HIM A YEAR'S SALARY TO BUY. SO I PUT MY SHOULDER DOWN, SUMMON THE SPIRIT OF MOTHERFUCKING PETE ROSE, AND PLOW THE SHITHEAD OVER. HE FALLS DOWN THE HILL LIKE A BITCH. MY TEAM CROWDED AROUND ME LIKE I JUST HIT A WALK-OFF HOMERUN IN THE FUCKING WORLD SERIES.
>> Anonymous
>>45786
I'm pretty sure that's just a double play, unless you ran all the way over to the 3rd base line, and tagged out a second runner.