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Anonymous
Hey faggots.

It seems that during these little diplomatic circle jerk games, you have almost forgotten about me, Rax Grissman. I have a brilliant idea concerning these said games. I propose we make football an Olympic event, with myself representing USA. Now you may be thinking...

"Holy shit Rax, what a great fuckin idea! But who else should be on the US team?"

Well there need be no other players. I shall singlehandedly play all other nations of the world, and go deep to myself on every play. While those faggot field fairies from Russia bomb the state of Georgia, I'll be out scoring touchdowns by myself. Team USA will have never looked better, and you have me, Saxy Raxy as your hero. That Michael Phelps faggot can go suck a dick and lick a hooker's asshole. I'll also split that Shawn Johnson bitch between every play, I'll tear that bitch apart. It's ok /sp/, you don't have to hail me for this brilliant idea.

Now, I'll go submit this idea to the little board of directors shit they got going on there. I'm gonna go shower myself in hookers and blow for tonight though. Later faggots.
>> Anonymous
best post on /sp/ this week
>> Anonymous
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God I'm so fucking smooth.
>> Cedric Benson
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Wait Rax! Let me join your team. I promise you, I can go deep, and run deep too! Look, don't you remember our happier times together?
>> Anonymous
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>>271542

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>> Anonymous
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>>271542

DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING NIGGER I DON'T PLAY FOOTBALL WITH CHIMPS
>> Anonymous
These threads make me lol so hard.
>> Anonymous
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Wait Rax! Let me join your team. I promise you, I can go deep, and run deep too! Look, don't you remember our happier times together?
>> Anonymous
delishuss copypasta
>> Triple H
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An Olympic football team eh? Well Rax, that whole idea sounds great.
>> Triple H
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'cept you forgot the part where I bury you.
>> EDfag
Fukken saved

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rax_Grissman
>> Anonymous
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Howdy Rax. I know you'll do great on your own, but I think this is a far more solid dream team.
>> Anonymous
>>271587
>>271588

/wooo/?
in my /sp/?
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>>271606

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY COUNCIL ME
THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO ME
>> Anonymous
>>271587
>>271588
oh god, loled hard