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Michael Phelps v. Usain Bolt in a 100m race with Bolt on ground and Phelps in the water

Who wins?
>> Anonymous
Uh... The ground provides more friction. It's faster to run that difference.

I could beat Phelps in the 100m if I get to run and he gets to swim.
>> Anonymous
sage for inexplicable haterade
>> Anonymous
>>279167
Actually the water provides more friction overall since it's around you, but that's kind of a bad thing.
>> Anonymous
I could WALK faster than Phelps swims
>> Anonymous
dude it's hard to get under 10 seconds in a 50 meter freestyle
>> Anonymous
>>279194
Usain Bolt could do a 100m butterfly in under 10 seconds
>> Anonymous
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The two gods of the Olympics engage in battle.

And Usain wins because you are way faster on ground.

Pic unrelated.
>> Anonymous
What if Bolt runs underwater and Phelps swims on ground?
>> Anonymous
>>279182
Let me reword.

"Directed friction."
>> Anonymous
>>279230

What? Bolt would just run on top of it.
>> Anonymous
Water's viscosity is 58x that of air.
>> Anonymous
>>279230
I'd watch it
>> Anonymous
When the ice caps melts Phelps will be laughing at you mortals.