Those fucking commies are going down tonight.
I wanna fuck misty may in the ass so bad
I hope somebody gets struck by lightning.
>>279128She doesn't have as good an ass as Shawn Johnson.
>>279133That certainly would be a shocking development
When is this game on NBC, EST?
Commies eh?
China and communism are going down!
The game is on at 10 ET.
>>279155Oops, I meant 11 PM ET.
>>279155In what universe is this?11 EST; 8 minutes.
>>279113You mean authoritarian capitalists. Go read the news and keep up with world events once in awhile
DOWN WITH THE COMMIES
>>279163They claim to be communists though, so I'll continue to battle the red machine.
>>279157>>279159OH SHI- thanks I would've missed this.Now, I depart to watch some beach volleyball!
>>279157is diving going off nbc for beach vball or do i need to go online?
>>279133and by struck by lightning you mean ass-raped by usain bolt right?
>>279178It happened yesterday.
wet swimsuits, yay!!!
It's starting!
Wait, is it raining?
Haha, china is the 1 seed. We're gonna own your ass.
>>279184i suddenly have an interest in beach volleyball
Shes got black tape on - its over
white swimsuits in the rain, everybody wins.
this is settin up to be kinda epic
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFCOME MAY AND WALSH!
>>279197Nice try, but you are obviously a white boy; if you were Chinese, what you typed would be in Engrish.
if chinks win this because the rain imma go apeshit
women's beach volleyball in the rain? sure i'll watchwho am i kidding i havent missed a single may/walsh game
look at all those A-cups!
weeeeeeeeeee
May has big aeriolas
IS IT ME OR THIS RAIN IS KINDA FUCKING UP THIS GAME?
Wow. Faster points than usual.
I think this is the only time I've shown interest in women's beach volleyball all games.
Seems like May is a bit chilly or something.
6-6 UP BITCHES.
Go Misty and Kerri!
>>279221NO IT"S NOT
the ball seems so soaked. its just plopping everywhere
>>279222RAIN IS HAMPERING THE BALL, SO LESS AIR AND SHIT.
USA USA USA
>>279221Not just you, wet sand = teh sux. Plus it makes the ball slippery and shit too. I dunno if they are right for actually doing this for the GOLD.
Speaking of this, I am suddenly very interested on rule 34 of Rodgers-Dalhausser vs May-Walsh.Not that I wouldn't have been before, I just hadn't thought about it. Also it should be happening in the rain.
WET BIKINIS ON HOT CHICKSFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
christ this is not turning out well
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Guys, I'm at work. What's the score?
I kinda wish the other China team was in the final. Xue is fucking cute despite the fact that she'd tower over me.
Wow, it has got to sting blocking spikes with your forearms when the ball is all wet and sandy.
AWESOME.
I'M ALREADY SPENT ON THE MEN'S INDOOR VOLLEY EARLY THIS MORNING. I CAN'T TAKE THIS NERVOUSNESS SHIT AGAIN.....FUCK DIVING, SERIOUSLY.
pretty close match. much better than a blowout thats for sure. plus it makes the gold game much more exiting
may/walsh dominate bc their recovery, when the ball drops like a stone they lose a big part of their game
>>279255What was the score? I know a guy on the team (went to high school with Sean Rooney) but I missed that match.
>>279246Nipples and Toes and Gold. What more can you ask for?
This thread would be much better with some screencaps...
>>279252They are given a fresh dry ball on each serve
the cameramen have caught onto the rain and are no logner showing may/walsh closeups :(
stupid net
>>279258United States 20 25 21 25 15Serbia 25 23 25 18 12FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
Most exciting beach volleyball in this Olympics yet.
This is a good game.
fuck this rain
>>279267Dag, yo. Also, this fucker is getting me all worked up.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I can see the scores going into the mid 30's.
Come man. What the fuck is going on?! What is the score?
Mmmmm they're glistening.
18-17 US
THEY NEED TO WIN THIS SET.
>>27928018-17 good guys. Scratch that, 19-17. Two point lead seems like a lot right now.
19.
USA 19, china 17
can see thru to may's dark bush now
I'm now a super fan of Women's Beach Volleyball. D:
20-17 us
20-17 USA!
FUCK YEA!
>>279282Thanks. An internets to thee.
http://www.nbcolympics.com/beachvolleyball/resultsandschedules/rsc=BVW400101/index.htmlYou can track the score at this site. It sucks on updating though.
Good god, I feel like I'm watching Rocky IV right now.
OH SHIT SET POINTCHINA JUST FUCKED UP GOOD
Don't break your set streak now!
Calling a time out at set point?Don't leave me hanging!
>>279288SCREENCAP NOW
FUCK YEAR AMERICA! We lead in medals too.
any of you fancy fucks capping this shit?
>>279288
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BANK!
bam game 1
I don't know why I am so fucking entertained and into this game right now. FUCK YES WE JUST TOOK THE SET
US got this set!
YEAH USA!! 21-18
1-0 US
WOOOO USA
FUCK YEAH!USA 1- COMMIES 0
I <3 Rain
FUCK YEAH MISTY MAY/KERRI WALSH
Glistening women in bikinis playing volleyball. Everybody wins!
JUST TAAAAP IT IN
they are the best team we have
her ass is wet and jiggly
WHOA MISTY.... THAT'S KINDA CREEPY....
DAMN! We need some pics of those Chinese cheerleaders! Totally fuckable.
>>279327dalhausser isn't bad.
i like white shirts cuz i can SEE THEIR TITS
HAHA china sux
fuck these guys talk about nothing but May. What about Kerri Walsh?
>>279329Seriously, wtf was that about? You left your mom on the sand?
3-0 USA
CHINA JUST FUCKED UP
This match feels like one of those fights in the Rocky movies, or at least the middle of them where each guy is wailing on each other nonstOH WAIT 3-0 LOL
TAKE THAT COMMIES, WE'RE GONNA FREE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR HIGHER SEED LIKE WE FREED IRAQ. SHOCK AND MOTHERFUCKING AWE.
Fuck yeah. This one is already in the bag.
KERRI WALSH:DISREGARD FOR CHINESE LIFE
China better not break. Keep this game good, damn it.
>>279330Hell yeah, they look even better wet!
China is fuckin up now this game. 4-1
WANG JUST GOT RAPED
haha, in the face!
DAMN SHE ATTACKED THAT BITCH.
that chink on the left is FUCKIN UP
LOL she fucking nailed the chinese girl
lol she smacked a bitch
I was just gonna comment that the one azn looked tired and she got jacked in the face.
may has a phat ass
>>279341This is awesome and all, but I wouldn't compare it to Rocky 4. Rocky 4 is a cinematic achievement that may never be matched again.I would say this is far better than Rocky 5 though.
i noticed this volleyball is different than the last one i saw. their outfits are far more skimpy and wedgie-full. is this different than the last one i saw?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
rain, white bikinis, wedgies....whoever loses, WE WIN!
lol "out the back door"
Time out guise, ponytail ^_^
backdoor of the hat
>>279343>>279335don't go saying that shit already
>YOUR THE LEAST GAY BOARD IN 4CHAN.Most gay. /y/, /cm/, /o/, /k/, /fa/, /mu/, /trv/, /n/, /b/, /cgl/.Least gay. /sp/ and /po/
>>279361Nah, I just meant in general. Although you are correct with the "cinematic masterpiece" bit.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Let serve ftw
fuckin net
>>279380You're just watching on a day where theres womens volleyball. Shoulda been here like 5 days ago. Every thread was phelps abs and wang. /sp/ is pretty gay.
>>279380>YOUR THE LEAST GAY BOARD IN 4CHAN.YOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'REYOU'RE
hitting the net on a serve takes talent
Tied!?
>>279388FUCKING RULE
THE TRICKLER
...did I just hear La Bamba playing in the background?
I think rain should be mandatory for beach volleyball.
lol no fucking way sand got in those slits for eyes
Ok seriously, I'm rooting for the USA, but the announcers are so one-sided. They are like totally up May's cunt right now.
A point for HITTING THE FUCKING NET. Such a shitty rule change, really.
>>279380no way we are as not gay as /po/
>>279391Actually not that hard. I've done it lots of times.
SET IS TOO EXCITING FOR ME.HOLD ME, /SP/....
May 'reconnected' with Jason Kidd
oh god, show that ass running in slow motion plz
GOD NBC WE ALREADY KNOW THE KIDD STORY, GET SOME NEW MATERIAL
Oh no!
Score check.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
11-11
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Why is China fighting back?
this is the best beach volleyball game i have ever seen
THIS SET WILL BE CLOSE.
Slimy line shot!
Walsh: 'This is a kill'
>>279414More liek he "connected" into her.YOU SEE WUT I DID THERE?
13-12 us
KAPOW
I am in love with Misty May
I'd think they could move better in thongs. I propose a rule change.
I would say this is about 75% as epic as Rocky 4.
TIED AGAIN....
>>279427you watch much AVP? Walsh/may didn't have much to face this olympics. They have tougher matches in AVP tournies (they still win though)
Another ace!?
FUCK DOWN AGAIN.
Rain is cheating.
GODDAMIT
Did they ever talk about that black shit on Walsh's shoulder? What the hell is that.
Brutal spike!
Walsh fucking hammers it
this is intense
MISTY MAY IS THE ONLY HOT CHICK AND SHES LIKE 30+ YEARS OLD
Why do all of the Chinese look like men? And the same?Are there no hot Chinese women? At least every country has a few hot athletes in the Olympics.
>>279449too busy staring at her DFC
SCORE!?????
>>279449I think I heard it's something for her muscles.I could be totally off though.
I love slo-mo
>>279457Lies, Kerri Walsh is a goddess!
>>279449Athletic cure-all tape something.
16-15 America
damn that chink has a nice ass
17-15 AW SHIT
17-15!
>>27946417-15 set two after US took set 1.
we got you now motherfuckers
>>279449IT'S A SPECIAL TAPE THAT HELPS CIRCULATION AND SHIT LIKE THAT. THEY REPEAT AD NAUSEUM EVERY MAY/WALSH MATCH.
YEAH
US 1 -0, second game 17-15
I can see Misty's nipples :)
my tv card is only outputting white noise, i like to imagine its the sound of the rain from the game
4 MORE AND YOU'LL BRING HOME THE GOLD.
>>279476Kick ass.
chink has a huge bruise lawls
damn those chinese bitches look like someone shit in their cereal
>>279459all the hot asian chicks went to thailandthen the vastly effeminate men followed them and got sex changes
Chink's arm is hurt. TARGET THE ARM
better timed TOi wouldnt mind seeing the chinese win a set so we can see a third set with the US winning of course
MEDICAL TIME OUT?QUIT STALLING.
>>279483Kick ass.
Yeah, rub that arm. Rub that arm good.
FUCK MY PACIFIC TIMEZONES.HAVING TO WAIT DAMN NEAR THREE HOURS AND SHIT.
http://www.kinesiotaping.com/
We all wish we were rubbing their arms, aren't we?
>>279459am I hot?y/n
>>279459Wang Xin.
THIS CHINK BITCH SHOULD BE IN SOCCER.
lolA forearm massage will NOT help an injured elbow.
what is that chink trying to do here?
YOU WANT HAPPY ENDING???
>>279496fuck that they need to win now
USA! JIA YOU! USA! JIA YOU!XD
TWO CONSECUTIVE GOLD MEDALS?!?!
my arm hurts take it easy on me
>>279449Chinosomethingorother tape.
>>279513if they lose communist china will rape them. literally, not in the figurative sense of the word rape, actual rape
I hate people that fake injuries.Quit pussing out and play you dumb bitch.
FUCKING FAKER
18-16 OH SNAP
>>279522Don't blame them. If they lose China will put them into labor camps.
instead of slapping each other on the ass, they should give each other camel toes
What the FUCK Walshsrrsly
Kerri, goddammit!!!
OH. YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING ME? A SERVER ERROR?
Should have just kept her ass on the ground like a 8 year old playing midfield in T-ball.
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK18-18
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>>279544yeah, an olympic 404
"Another block for the 6'3" Wong!"
hahhaa chinks thinyk they're smart
SHIT YES 20-18 US MOTHERFUCKERSBE GLAD WE'RE ONLY RAPING YOUR WOMEN IN SPORTS, UNLIKE THE VIETNAM OLYMPICS
>>279558Well played, Good Sir.
1 POINT
1 more pt
SET POINT!
1 MORE FUCKING POINT!
here we fucking go
FUCKING OWNED
Finish Her.
FUCK YEAH USA
USA wins
LESBIAN SEX TIME!
I CAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YEAH USA!!!!! GOLD!!!!
USA USA USA USA USA
GAME POINT MATCH BITCHES!
Well that was fast.Looks like we're the best at yet another sport we invented, fags.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
FUCK YEAH, I LOVE YOU MISTY MAY AND KERRI WALSH!
WOOOOOOOOOO GOOO USA
Well guys I have to go put something on this chaffing. GG China.
>>279582LOL
WOOOOOOOOOOOOTAKE THAT CHINA
USA > CHINA IN SPORTS THAT INVOLVE TEAMWORKCHINA > USA IN SPORTS THAT REQUIRE BEING AN UNFEELING ROBOT
was she showing off to the chinese cheerleaders?
Alright guys. Let's be courteous to the losers who are clearly inferior and our bitches.Good game China ^_^
omg i wish i was there for random hugs
Chinese Cheerleaders, goddam.
It's ok China. There's always next year.Oh wait...
>>279621FUCK YEAH UNITED WE STAND
>>279634damn thats cold
HO...LEE...SHIT!!!pleeeeease tell me someone is currently capping Misty dancing like the cheerleaders
>>279633Wait there were cheerleaders in bikinis in the rain for ~40 minutes and no coverage? The Humanity!
>>279621AND THERE GOES THAT FUCKIN TRUTH AND SHIT
this thread is autosaged you dumbasses
CUTE NIP GIRL IS CRYING ;_;
>>279669she's american you fuck-fuck
>>279662SO? NOKO MOTHERFUCKER, YOU KNOW IT?
>>279672STILL A NIP BY BLOOD, YOU DUMB FUCK.
>>279197>>279197>>279197>>279197>>279197>>279197>>279197>>279197>>279197
she wants my baby, you all heard it
Oh wow Misty. "WE NEED TO... team of the future."