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Anonymous
Try reading Chad Ocho Cinco's Wikipedia page without laughing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_Ocho_Cinco
>> Anonymous
>Ocho Cinco's first love was soccer, but he chose football in high school because it gave him more opportunity.

i lol'd
>> Anonymous
hall of fame wide out. I wish the Bengals would trade him so he wouldnt have to fucking suffer on a shitty team. Carson Palmer is a fucking loser. Even Booty is a better USC qb than that douchey looking hack. Chad needs to do what Moss did and rejuvenate his career. I think he would prosper in Buffalo or even Minnesota with the young QB's and strong running games they both have.

Whatever the case, Chad Johnson is my god. He is the most entertaining dude ever. I lol everytime he does anything.
>> Anonymous
>>304965
YES. This anon has the right idea. I hate the snooze fest NFL execs are trying to create by banning celebrations.
>> Anonymous
>>304972
They are seriously trying to make football as boring as they fucking can. I remember they fined some receiver for putting the ball under his shirt like he was pregnant like 10 thousand bucks.

Seriously, let them do what they do, they are bringing in ratings and popularity. Ocho-Cinqo and T.O. and Steve Smith are all helping the game.
>> Anonymous
>>304985
They're apparently gonna start cracking down on this in college, too (as if they haven't done it enough already). Shit pisses me off.
>> Anonymous
i cant fucking believe Chad Johnson changed his fucking name legally, That is fucking commitment. He must really want Ocho-Cinco on his back. I for one would like to congratulate him for being that fucking genius. I hope this turns into a big fight between him and Goodell's faggot ass. I think the players union would take Ocho's side.
>> Anonymous
>>304965
>Carson Palmer is a fucking loser

have you ever won a Heisman Trophy?
>> Anonymous
tbh I think Mr. OC is just getting prepared for the demographic change this country is undergoing

nevertheless this is a generally funny thing
>> Heynonnynonnymous
>>305002

Andre Ware won a Heisman. So did Gino Torretta.

You ever SEE them around anymore?
>> Anonymous
holy shit! I thought you where trolling!

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/nflnation/0-1-431/Johnson--Bengals-getting-more-zany-.html
>> Anonymous
What if Ocho Cinco gets traded to a team where #85 isn't available? WHAT THEN IDIOT?

Or imagine already being the guy with #85 and Chad gets traded to your team. "I start the bidding at one billion dollars."
>> Anonymous
>>305006

>"A lot of people look at Chad Johnson and say he's crazy and he does a lot of stuff, but I don't think people really understand how smart I really am," Johnson said.

wat
>> Anonymous
I am fucking buying his jersey. Holy shit, this is the most awesome thing I have ever seen.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>305006
>Can't we just abbreviate it, and call him COC?

FUND IT
>> Anonymous
Its ochenta y cinco RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEE
>> Anonymous
I hate this faggot and I hate you guys for liking him.
>> Anonymous
why? bc he cant be stopped? yeah shut the fuck up
>> Anonymous
>>305059
>he cant be stopped?
Nnamdi Asomugha stopped him pretty well.
>> Anonymous
he wasn't even the best WR at his JUCO (see: Steve, Smith faggots)
>> Anonymous
"He changed his name, legally, to Chad Ocho Cinco on August 28, 2008" i lol d
>> Anonymous
>>304965
Carson Palmer is a great qb. If the bengals actually had a decent run game he wouldn't have to force the ball to receivers as much and would put up numbers like he did in 2005, when Cincy won the AFCN. RUDI, GTFO!
>> Anonymous
I love this man. I really do. He knows that lifes meant to be fun, and he will have fun no matter how much they fine him.

I would love to have Palmer pull off the "C.Johnson" name to have Ocho Cinco underneath, mirroring the last time.
>> Anonymous
>>305156

They have decend running game, they are only forced to throw so much becouse of their piss poor defence.
>> Anonymous
I'm buying that jersey.
>> Anonymous
I wonder if this is just going to be a temporary thing, i.e. publicity stunt.