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>>64149 Also, Claude's a total badass.
Any of my fellow Capsfags read Mike Wise's whining in WaPost today? It features treasures like:
>The Caps' postseason slogan: "Rock The Red." The Flyers? "Vengeance Now," which comes across as less of a slogan and more of a sequel to Charles Bronson's "Death Wish."
>The Capitals didn't come out as Eastern Conference foes; they entered the playing surface like Russell Crowe entered the Coliseum in "Gladiator." Flyer fans didn't want to beat Washington as much as see Ovechkin bludgeoned, his teammates emasculated.
Honestly, if you come to Verizon Center on any given night, and you want anything less than the away team to be completely crushed, demoralized, shut-out, and victimized by at least one career-ending injury, then fuck you. You're a waste of space. This pussy "hockey shud be basketball, LOL" shit pisses me off to no end.
>They flat-out market and sell violence here, sanctioned, unbridled assaults disguised as sport.
Bawww, Mike Wise, BAWWW. If the team was intent on making this a combat sport, they wouldn't have scored six goals.
>The Flyers are an instant repudiation of what Gary Bettman wanted the league to become.
Widely known fact: Bettman's a faggot and he's the only one who wants Basketball On Ice.
>Hartnell has become an annoying gnat in the crease, buzzing around Huet's ear now for two games as if he owns the area.
Yeah, because Huet needs to man up. He was getting pwned by Briere. Fucking midget Briere!
Thank you, Mike Wise, for making this team and their fans look like total fucking pussies.
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