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ECW GM Dane Cook
So the other day I talked with Mr. McMahon right? And he told me he had a job for me right? I am going to be the new ECW general manager. I could get a weekly comedy show! I have the power now to do this. ECW on SciFi belongs to me and now I could do my comedy.
>> Anonymous
Wow.. just .. wow... I'm a wrestling fan and even I have to sage this..
>> The Real ECW Fonder Paul Heyman
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Everyone knows that I am the rightful owner of ECW. I am working on buying the company back from Vince McMahon.
>> Anonymous
lol
>> RAW GM Bruce Wayne
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Well seeing how Dane Cook has officially announced himself as ECW GM, I figure I would do the same in this thread. As you may have guess, Mr. McMahon has entrusted me to look after his RAW brand. I intend to make RAW the greatest wrestling show that it ever was and produce the most ratings then any other wrestling show in history. However a few things will have to change.

#1 - I am appointing Alfred Pennyworth as my executive assistant of RAW, please treat him with respect.

#2 - I understand there has been some sightings of a masked freak who apparently dresses like a bat. Let me assure you that this will be dealt with.

That is all for right now, however if anyone needs me for anything. Please feel free to stalk me at my office. That is all and have a nice day.
>> Mike Adamle
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>>334109
Hey I know you, I've read comic books. I am thrilled that the man-bat is taking my job.
>> Batman
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>>334122
I know you have been working with the Joker to take over RAW Adamle, now come with me to face justice.
>> Joker
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>>334125
No Batman, Adamle is just my pawn. You see I am not much of an authority type. However I am someone who prefers to take control. I control Mike Adamle as well as Mike Huckabee. I appointed him as RAW GM by having McMahon's trust in him. However I told him to start controversy and he did just what he was told too.

So I am officially going to make the WWE my playgorund. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!