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Anonymous
Daily Matt Stairs appreciation thread. Hai gize I'm ready for tomorrow, just went deep btw.
>> Anonymous
matt stairs typical day.

wake up
drink beer
drive to ballpark
drink beer
hit homers
drink beer
leave
>> Anonymous
matt stairs cant stop the rays!
>> Anonymous
>>422386
He doesn't even know who he's playing against. He couldn't care less.

If he won the World Series he would just shrug and drink a beer.
>> Anonymous
I'm pretty sure /sp/ uses Matt Stairs to play out their Stone Cold Steve Austin fantasies.
>> Anonymous
I didn't know Steve Austin had a fat Canadian brother.
>> Anonymous
what ever happened with the original thread that they said was going to be archived? that was awesome, I don't see it in archives though
>> Anonymous
>>422472
It's up to the guy who runs that archive site. If he doesn't like the thread then it might not get archived.
>> Anonymous
Too bad for the Phillies they can't play Matt Stairs at all 9 positions.

Rays in 6.
>> Anonymous
Sage for Stairs meme which does not exist.
>> Anonymous
>>422483

bump because Stairs has already won the world series for the Phils, pinch hit grand slam in game 7, its over, they shouldn't even both playing the games.

Stairs > Tampa.
>> Anonymous
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*glass shatters*
>> Anonymous
>>422483
Disregard my sage, I suck cocks.

Also bump.
>> Anonymous
Sage for Phillifag. Matt stairs hits nothing in 4 games.
>> Anonymous
I'm glad this forced meme will be over once the Phillies lose in five and stairs is 1-for-8 in the series with a base hit and 4 K's.
>> Anonymous
>>422483
>>423142
>>423164

PRICELESS BUTTHURT
>> Anonymous
disregard this shitty meme, dirk kuyt is superior
>> Anonymous
>>423164
truth
>> Anonymous
ITT: butthurt dodgerfags
>> Anonymous
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Matt Stairs in his early years
>> Anonymous
good thing tampa has a game changer like gabe gross to counteract philly's stairs.
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs sat out of this years home-run derby, to spare josh hamilton the embarrassment.
>> Anonymous
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When ... you're getting your ass hammered by guys—there's no better feeling that to have that done
>> Anonymous
arrive
hit homers
leave
>> Anonymous
this was a good meme

butthurt rays fans GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>423763
Was? It wasn't even a meme period. It was something stupid Philly fags made up. I'm Canadian and I still hate him.
>> Anonymous
>>423777
butthurt lafag disguised as canuck. MATT STAIRS is the best meme of the playoffs.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>423809

Seconded. I wish Matt Stairs was DHing tonight, but the Phils didn't want him to hit three home runs a game. They're saving him to blow out the final game of the series.
>> Anonymous
>>423809
The MLB has playoffs?
>> Anonymous
hey guys... question

why are they pitching myers game 2? they should pitch him game 3 so he can club the hell out of the ball with his .800 average...


amirite
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
I can't wait until Matt Stairs hits 30 home runs in tonight's game.
>> Anonymous
>>423857

Matt Stairs should pitch. He'll just club the ball to home with his hairy arms and disintegrate the opposing players. Tampa can't win if all of their players are quivering meat piles.
>> Anonymous
The Trop took out 2 million dollars insurance because Matt Stairs is going to be hitting HR's and you know there will be at least a few gaping holes in the roof of that dome.
>> Anonymous
>>423881

Or it could ricochet off of the "catwalk" causing the unfortunate deaths of a few stadium sections of people. Oh well. Cool way to die.
>> Anonymous
>>423884
Matt stairs has leveled entire towns just taking batting practice, imagine what him hitting indoors could do.
>> Anonymous
>>423887

Its like pinball. Except people die.

I think the government code-named the last few hurricanes "Angry Matt Stairs".
>> Anonymous
>>423900

Matt Stairs doesn't care about black people.
>> Anonymous
LOL MAT STAIR TEARS CURE CANCER
2 BAD HE NEVER CRY LOLOLOL
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Hanging this one up at my workplace.
>> Anonymous
>>423910

Sounds like someone had his dick hit off by a Matt Stairs homerun and now has a sand-filled vagina which is now causing him to BAWWWW like a bitch.

I guarantee Matt Stairs hits at least 1 HR in the World Series.
>> Anonymous
Matt stairs is a source of all things good, awhile back Charlie Manuel challenged matt to a white castle eating contest, matt won of course consuming well over 9,000 crave crates. That night he took a 260 pound dump, this dump is now known as league MVP ryan howard.
>> Anonymous
arrive
drink beers
hit homers
leave
>> Anonymous
drink beers
wake up
drink beers
drive to ballpark
drink beers
get dressed
drink beers
hit homers
drink beers
drive home
drink beers
kill 50 people in drunk driving accidents
drink beers
go to sleep
drink beers