Sup avsfags, ready to lose again?
Said it in the other thread. The avalanche will win tonight.
>>84183ready to lose four straight?
>>84191Without Forsberg or Hannan? And with Theo?OH LOL
>>84191I think you forgot this
>>84193hahaha theo is in net? awesome.
>>84193You act like they're huge for them, and that the avs never played without them before...
>>84199yep those first two games of the series they played without em sure went reeeeeaaaal well.
>>84199You're very, very right. Theodore has been the antithesis of 'huge' for the Avs.
>>84200Or you know....the entire season...
>>84203I guess 6th seed is ok, but they also got swept during the regular season by the wings.And as im sure you know, playoff hockey is completely different than the regular season.
>>84210>I guess 6th seed is ok, but they also got swept during the regular season by the wings.>And as im sure you know, playoff hockey is completely different than the regular season.RIGHT, NOT LIKE THAT TREND IS CLEARLY CARRYING OVER INTO THE PLAYOFFS OR ANYTHING SILLY LIKE THAT
ryan smyth is out too lololololol
>>84223This game will just be a 60-minute sweep coronation ceremony.
why don't the avs just forfeit? it's seriously a big waste of time to even be playing against the avs
Just incase anyone doesnt know, you can catch the game on:http://www.hockeywebcasts.com/
CONFIRMED: THEODORE IS IN NET! AGAIN!
>>84303slowpoke.jpg
The Aves are done for. Plus, the Wings and the Stars would be a much more exciting matchup in the Western Conference Finals.
Huh, so Hannan's in after all? O well lol
lmao, oh Theo...
IT STARTS
Wasn't quite the Statue of Liberty but a great embarassment goal nonetheless
Fuck. Shitty shitty penalty
>>84335worst ones always come to bite you in the ass, whether its a shitty call or being fucktarded and having too many men on the ice.
>>84335Seriously, what the fuck was that
NHL conspiracy by that filthy jew Bettman so NBC has something to broadcast this weekend.
Bettman is trying to hoard jewgolds.
Yeehaw
i love the feeling you get during a 2 on 1 when you know the goalie is just fucked
FUCK YEAH, MULE!Shit, two identical plays in a row.
god i want to have franzen's children.
/game
How do I play posts?
2nd period, Sakic plays like a bat out of hell.
>>84371Don't ask me, lol
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHEFRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHEFRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHEFRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHEFRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHEFRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHEFRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHEFRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHEFRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHEFRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHEFRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHEFRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
I like franzenstein more than mule. Either way he's becoming a serious, serious candidate for a spot on my unnumbered jersey
Its over GO WINGSI am really expecting a Penguin/Wings Final
>>84381I like Franzenmule
Commentary guys on TSN saying that long overtimes are 'horrendous'. Fuck them, marathon overtimes are the best thing about playoff hockey.
>>84385>I am really expecting a Flyers/Wings Finalfix't
>>84387Amen to that. Shit that 5OT between the Flyers and the Pens was AMAZING.
>>84389Oddly enough, I just watched the end of that again on youtube. What a shot from Primeau
>>84387since you mentioned it, and this is a wings thread, remember the 3OT yzerman blueliner?
wow avs control yourself, this isnt even a game anymore
HANK
ZETTERBERG FUCK YEAH. lindstrom kicked ass too.
ZETTERBERG!Mmm, it's Game 2 all over again
Holy shit lol
WHAT A GOAL BY HANK
They need to put Foote in nets. He's blocking more shots than anyone.
ZETTERBERG FUCK YEAH!JESUS CHRIST ITS A RED WING LEAVE THE GAME NOW
HAIL MARY GOAL BY ZATTA
GET READY TO THROW YOUR HATS FOR HANKS TRICK
SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP!
that was a sweet goal that girl made on that esurance commercial
WHERE HAST THOU GONE, AVSFAGGOTS?!
>>84373>2nd period, Zetterberg plays like a bat out of hell.amirite
>>84422>that was a sweet tent that girl on that esurance commercial pitched in my pantsfixed.
>>84426right here:>>84422
who's doing better for us this series: The Mule, Ozzie, or Theodore?
>>84437Gotta say the mule. He has had how many games in a row with a goal? Osgood...well he is doing pretty good but he still let in a good amount of goals.
FEED THE MULE!
Why not a shorty too
>>84440i rest my case.
Hell yeah, Franzen.
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE
Well, I'm gonna go find a balcony to jump off of. Have a nice night, /sp/.
SO MUCH RAPE
WHO IS GONNA GET THE HAT TRICK?franzen? zetterberg? BOTH? ahahahahaha
>>84437well the mule has been quite a surprise suddenly and has helped us alot this series, and osgood did let a few more in but cameup big in the clutch for the odd man rush, but Theodore has been a gift from heaven to us, letting in all those goals and pretty much giving the game to us
>>84448I hope Mule. Two hat tricks in the same series? Fucking furgeddaboudit
I thought 3-1 was bad. Went to watch Seinfeld during the intermission, turned it back and HOLY FUCK RAEP
>>84451>series
>>84448at this rate, I'm going with both
>>84455Mule had a hat trick in Game 2
WE ARE TOYING WITH THEM
>>84452I FUCKING CALLED IT
MUUUUUUULE
MULE IS RAPING MY FANTASY POOL! YES!That does it, Franzenstein has EARNED his name on my blank jersey.
Wow, this is bad, poor Avs getting beat like a red headed step child. :(
fuck yeah !
I haven't seen a team get raped this badly in a looooooong time.
>>84468CB wishes the Pittsburgh Crosbies could rape a team this completely
>>844682002, Detroit beat Colorado, Game 7, with Patrick Roy in net, 7-0, Hasek getting the shutout
>>844706 years ago is a pretty fucking long time.
WHERE'S MY BROOM!?!?!?!?!?!
>>84448so thats franzen for the first one. start feeding zetterberg the puck.
9 goals in 4 playoff games. Franzen beat a Gordie Howe record.Wow.
>>84476that settles it. im getting a franzen jersey.
LET THEM PLAY
>>84476plus he's the fastest ever to reach 10 goals in the playoffs. they showed second was Jagr I think
>>84477I decided that after his last goal. Two hat tricks in three games.The amazing thing is that his contract has him for like 1.5 mil. next season. If he keeps this up he's going to be the best bargain in the NHL.
THE AVALANCHE WILL WIN I TELL YOU
>>84478Personally, this is when South Park jumped the shark. The last five minutes of that episode was the greastest/most hilarious thing I've seen on SP.
>>84481WRONG!
>>84482He's not getting better, but he's not getting any worse either. It's almost like...the cancer is tied.
>>84486Fuck it, the moment this game is over I'm watching that episode again.
>>84488yeah, but robot chicken is onthen AQUATEENs
>>84496Any Red-Wings-themed skits in those?
>>84496god invented dvr for a reason.
>>84488episodes not very different from what you're watching now, except the kids do a little better
>>84499lmao, will Mule and Zetts kiss after they win?
>>84501they should mate and see what kind of hockey god they create together.
I guess it's the night for the swedes
OH, LOLSAMMY
>>84506swedes kick ass at hockey.
Hahaha, what rivalry? 8-1, Samuelsson's 2nd...
how was that a high stick? if anything that shoulda been tripping
OH NO 5 ON 3 AVS CAN COME BACK LOLOLOL
They're trying to give Colorado a chance now
THE COMEBACK STARTS
lol the fans are freaking out after that goal. even the commentator was like "THEY SCOOOOOORE!"
It took a mercy penalty from the refs to give them a goal... lol.
OH MY GOD IS THIS THE START OF THE COMEBACK!?!?!
>>84516maybe if you have a 2 man advantage the rest of the game....
OSGOOD SAYS "NO! TWO IS FAR ENOUGH!"
>>84518*Cue Forsberg and Jesus to come out of the locker room*
>>84520still wouldnt be enough.
>>84518Franzen would score another two goals
open net and the avs still couldn't score. fail
Lol is Osgood just mocking the Avs?
>>84527I like to think so
>>84528Osgood should play D at the blue line, shouldn't really matter.
Osgood to center ice.
>>84532he should just suit up in regular gear and play straight up 6th man
plz pull the goalie, Q
gg
>>84527Ohhh he is, he just let that puck sit in front of him for like 10 seconds before he thought to himself, "maybe I should do something."
What was that about Avs in 6? Jesus that'll be on the highlight reels for this years playoffs.Enjoy golfing.
THE SLAUGHTER IS FINISHED
Two can play the sweep game, Pittsburgh!
Franzen outscored the ENTIRE COLORADO TEAM
Jesus christ, VS are idiots. Apparantly they asked Franzen about 'the squid' when they interviewed him after the game.
so. Who do you want next? san jose or dallas?
>>84548they kept bawwwing about how injured colorado was avery fucking 15 seconds.
>>84549given SJ's uninspired play, the Sharks. But it's unlikely to say the least, so we'll take the Stars when they're ready to move on. They've had their fun with Anaheim and SJ but the line is drawn at Hockeytown.
>>84552I'm hoping they finish it up next game. We get an extra day or two for rest, but not so much we get complacent. They really are a well oiled machine right now.
>>84550"they kept bawwwing about how injured colorado was avery fucking 15 seconds."i saw what you did therebut he is out for season
1. Avs got raped!2. Stars are next (barring incredible rape by Sharks)3. WHY THE FUCK IS /b/ DOWN?
>>84634/b/, i noticed also, confusion ensues