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Anonymous
Help /sp/, my sister is a puck bunny.

My parents are very good friends with the owners of a semi-pro hockey team in Estero, Florida. Because of that, we get free tickets, free swag, free drinks, and we even get to meet the players sometimes. Sure, that's all fine, nothing wrong with hanging out with a bunch of 20 something Canadian hockey players.

However, my 15-year-old sister loves their attention.

She frequently parties with them at their houses and sometimes sleeps over. Before she got cozy with the organization, she was a shy, quiet, good girl, but now she's a party animal and is totally uncontrollable. My parents don't mind because they see the boys as "good old-fashioned athletes" and trust them with her. But I can only imagine that she's boozing up with them and sucking their God knows what! I wanna put an end to this, but I can't seem to pin any misdeeds to her. I know she goes out and parties with these hockey boys, and I know for a fact that hockey players are smelly, smooth-talking, no-good scumbags!

How do I prevent my sister from embarassing herself, myself, and my family further?
>> Anonymous
Kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
Explain to your parents that the hockey players are canadian. Then explain to them that canadians are just as bad as communists. Also advise your parents that communists killed JFK and therefore, the hockey players will corrupt their daughter and turn her against the Red, White and Blue.
>> Anonymous
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>>220249
>semi-pro hockey team
>Estero, Florida

do you mean these guys?
>> Anonymous
She's 15? Call the cops man, she's underage...the ECHL wouldn't want such a bad rap, so they'll probably sweep it under the rug with fines and plea bargains....haha enjoy getting teen pregnant
>> Anonymous
let her get railed...they're rich
>> Anonymous
hey /sp/ I play on a semi-pro hockey team in Florida. This 15 year old girl keeps showing up to the parties I throw with my teammates. Her parents think we're good old-fashioned boys, but she boozes it up and sucks my God knows what. She might be pregnant now, and I think her brother is on to me.

tl;dr how can I kill her brother?
>> Anonymous
hey /sp/ I'm a 15 year old girl in Florida and I love hockey. My parents are very good friends with the owners of a semi-pro team in Estero, and I love the attention of the players.

I party with them at their houses, and sometimes sleep over. It's really helped me come out of my shell. My parents are clueless, they think the players are "good old-fashioned athletes" and trust me with them. Little do they know I'm boozing up with them and sucking their God-knows-what. My brother is trying to put an end to this, but he can't pin any misdeeds on me. How can I get him to mind his own business?
>> Anonymous
>>220278
b&
>> Anonymous
Can you blame her? All women were meant to be whores.
>> Anonymous
post noods of her.
>> Anonymous
Ft. Myers fag here

Go Blades!
>> sage sage
Don't feed the troll.

The correct answer would clearly be, "If your parents don't have a problem with it, neither should you... so therefore you must be jealous, and clearly want to fuck her."

But, again, troll. Ignore it and it will go away. Now excuse me, I gotta go fap.