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Anonymous
Matt Stairs didn't do shit tonight.
>> Anonymous
Lies, he drank 2 gallons of beer.
>> Anonymous
and ate 18 hot dogs.
>> Anonymous
there are three dead hookers in the clubhouse
>> Anonymous
and impregnated half a dozen chicks
>> Anonymous
just for the lulz matt stairs got wasted, did joe maddons fiance and deep fried one of the rays from the tank beyond the outfield wall.
>> Anonymous
>>424735
winnner, i loled
>> Anonymous
>>424735
i'm sure matt got the recipe from /ck/

also, i lol'd hard
>> RAX
FUCK YOU MATT STAIRS, YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT TONIGHT!
>> Anonymous
Mmmmmmm. Fried Rays.
>> Anonymous
>>424786
don't be butthurt that matt stairs won this game without even picking up a bat.
>> RAX
>>424793
well fuck you!

i'm going on a rampage now

read about it in the papers friday
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
He didn't want to be sued by the Rays for putting holes in their dome.
>> Anonymous
>>424825
ha