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Anonymous
ITT the states you pity the most.

I'm picking Oregon outright, because their only two college teams are the Beavers and the Ducks.

Truly fear-inspiring.
>> Anonymous
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>>31114

Ohio. Anybody who's ever been there will understand.
>> Anonymous
>>31117
What is it with all of the Ohio hate?

The hillary supporters?
>> Anonymous
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It's mostly the football, actually. It kinda seeps in to everday life.

Plus, driving across Ohio is crushingly boring. It's just flat, barren farmlands.

Oh, and there's this, too.
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>> Anonymous
as far as sports go? id have to say Nebraska, i mean if the cornhuskers have a down year, thats it, theres really no alternative.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>31130

LeBron's an Emperor now?
>> Anonymous
>>31130
Obviously you've never been to Ohio. It's all hills and rusting, abandoned factories, dumbass.
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
Screw you OP, I have the mariners and seahawks. Fuck the ducks.
>> Anonymous
>>31148

...I live 20 minutes from the michigan ohio border.

The south is a bit more like you're describing, but I assure you that the north of Ohio is farmland.
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My state, Oklahoma sucks for sports...OU has the most unbearable, uneducated fans ever..Oklahoma State sucks, no NBA (yet), no MLB, and those same unbearable OU fans are bandwagon Dallas Cowboy fans...
>> Anonymous
>>31169

I like how OU fans hate the Texas Longhorns with a passion yet love the Cowboys dearly. Maybe its because of OU alum Roy Williams?
>> Anonymous
>>31130
JESUS CHRIST!!
>> Anonymous
>>31130
I live not 45 minutes from that thing, I should destroy it.

But yeah, currently I pity Ohio most. How many championships can we make it to and lose in a short amount of time. Even in the AFL, damnit.
>> Anonymous
>>31170
Yeah...one of my friends likes OU and Dallas...and surprise suprise his favorite player is Roy Williams
>> Anonymous
>>31173
You have the Browns, Bengals, Reds, Indians, Cavaliers, Buckeyes, Blue Jackets, and if you're erally desperate, the Redhawks, Bobcats, Rockets, and the mutherfucking Zips.

As far as midwestern states go, I'd say you've got it pretty good. Whiner.
>> Anonymous
>>31151
>Screw you OP, I have the seahawks.

Fix'd that for ya.
>> Anonymous
>>31178

...Have you SEEN the Bluejackets?
>> Anonymous
I'm picking North Dakota because.... what the blue fuck is in North Dakota? do they even have a city? oh, and they touch Canada. gross.
>> Anonymous
>>31198
ought to be /thread right there

mississippi's about as shitty as you'll get sports-wise though.
>> Anonymous
>>31151
spoiler: Seattle is not in Oregon.

"dur hur hur it's still the Northwest" does not make them your team. everyone is free to be a fan of any team they want but you really can't call them "your's" if you are not from the area that precedes the team name.

live in an area with less fail plz
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
>>31204

It's in the TV market, and a hell of a lot better than the other option, bay area teams.
>> Anonymous
>>31204
First of all, I totally agree with you... but if Oklahoma hicks can worship the Cowboys, then hairy Oregon lumberjacks can wear Seahawks hats.

I'm not saying it's right, but that's just the way it is.
>> Anonymous
there's nothing wrong with being from Idaho and rooting for the Orlando Magic

...but if the Magic decide they want a brand new stadium, guess which tax payers get the bill for "your" team.
>> Anonymous
>there's nothing wrong with being from Idaho and rooting for the Orlando Magic

Of course there isn't. What ELSE are you gonna do all day?
>> Anonymous
Nebraska.

Their only love, their only hope is now a has-been.

And I still laugh at them
>> Anonymous
>>31114
As opposed to Wyoming...?
>> Anonymous
>>31755

BO SON BO
>> Anonymous
Wyoming. their biggest team is a team called the "Casper Ghosts" in the Minor Leagues.
>> Anonymous
>>31761
Yeah but there are no PEOPLE in Wyoming. It's like Alaska that way. Or Montana.

I could maybe vote for Rhode Island. They're not big enough to have anything of their own.
>> Anonymous
Gotta be mississippi. Two teams that are shit year-in, year-out in the SEC, nearest pro teams in new orleans (lol).
>> noko
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Rays
Tampa Bay Lightning

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>31785
>tampa bay
is not a state
>> Anonymous
>>31786
Although, in his defense, Florida DOES look like a giant, flaccid penis.
>> Anonymous
I'm gonna have to go with Iowa.

Those poor bastards.
>> Anonymous
Wyoming has like nothing.
>> Anonymous
Tennessee Titans
Nashville Predators
Nashville Sounds
Memphis Grizzlies
University of Tennessee Volunteers.

So much fail in one state.
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OHIO. They win nothing except every once in a while college football goes up for a vote, and they cheat.
>> Anonymous
>>32261
>and they cheat
Ohio =/= Massachusetts
>> Anonymous
>>32273
>Ohio =/= Massachusetts

LOL OH-HAHAHA-HI-OH! Continue the evictions and voting for hillary and losing everything. if a state could be a dictionary definition for epic fail, it will always be Ohio. Even Alabama laffs at you...
>> Anonymous
>>31817
Maine also has nothing
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>>32286
maine also has 12 ppl in it, but Ohio continues to fail with moar people than Calcutta. It'd be easy to also target Wyoming and North Dakota, but Ohio is the vortex of fail. that's why they love Hillary so much there.
>> Anonymous
>>32285
um, What?
>> Anonymous
>>32290
GIVE THIS MAN AN INTERNET
>> Anonymous
Ohio has like fifty sports teams, for no apparent reason... all their border states have shit, except Pennsylvania, and Pittsburgh/Philly aren't exactly lighting the world on fire.

Fuck it, I'm changing my answer. Pennsylvania. Or maybe New Mexico, but I don't think anyone lives there.
>> Anonymous
>>32253

Huh? The predators are in the playoffs?

If you want fail, look at the blue jackets.
>> Anonymous
>>31161

Sup 419er
>> Anonymous
In the last 2 years, Ohio sports teams have lost following games/series:

2 BCS championship games
1 NBA Final
1 Arena Bowl
1 NCAA basketball championship game