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Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
I am like the Rally Monkey, but much cooler.

Whenever I appear, the Dodgers can not lose that night.
>> Anonymous
It's gumby
>> Anonymous
i almost spit beer out when i saw that

looks like some kind of voodoo doll
>> Anonymous
whhahgagtttttt
>> Anonymous
i am douggie the dazzling dodger i cheer teams with my sparkly arms if you don't repost this message 10 times i will fly into your house tonight and make a mess of your pops and pans
>> Anonymous
Douggie the Dazzling Dodger will bring us the championship this year.
>> Anonymous
I support this.

...Until we lose tonight, and I fucking rage at this faggot for making us lose.

If we win? Then hey, I love you.
>> Anonymous
>Giants 2

>Dodgers 0

Top of the first.

BURN DOUGGIE WITH FIRE
>> Anonymous
DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGIE YOU BASTARD
>> Anonymous
Watch.

D-Backs are going to come back and beat Colorado.

Dodgers are going to lose.

2 1/2 back.

AND THEN IT WILL BECOME SHITSTORM AND IT'LL BE OVER.
>> Anonymous
GODDAMNIT DOUGIE
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
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All apart of my fucking comeback, mothafuckers.

TIME TO PULL OUT DAISY THE DODGER WHORE AND FUCK HER HARD!

TIME TO GET HARDCORE DOUGGIE
>> Anonymous
hey that's too nsfw there, douggie
>> Anonymous
oh god our season is over
>> Anonymous
The Douggie Curse of 08'.

THE COLLAPSE BEGINS
>> Anonymous
Giants have someone on 2nd with 0 outs in the 2nd.

fuck you, douggie

you fucking bastard
>> Anonymous
3-0 Giants.

thanks a lot, gumby
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
If we don't score a run this inning, Douggie will let you cut off one of my blue arms.

I am Douggie.

I will lead the Dodgers to a dazzling dashing World Series.
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
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FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

THIS HURTS! THIS HURTS

THIS DURATION OF THIS DISTURBING PAIN IS NOT FUCKING DAZZLING
>> Anonymous
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superior
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
If...if...we let in another run in the bottom, or don't score in the top...I'll cut off the other one...fuck...
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
>>347780

...Douggie the Dazzling Dodger is not pleased at that Doogie the Dazzling Dodge Driver
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
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Douggie...has to lay down, kiddies.
>> Anonymous
Thanks for fucking us over.
>> Anonymous
DOUGGIE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
This is the best thread in the history of /sp/.
>> Anonymous
BUT DONALD DRIVER DOES
>> Anonymous
THE DODGERS WILL COME BACK

I BELIEVE IN DOUGGIE
>> Anonymous
>>347831
oh hi you must be new here
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
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ZITTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH
>> Anonymous
>>347840
not really. i've been around /vc/ for awhile. i just find myself lolling at douggie's dismemberment. maybe it's just the booze.
>> Anonymous
STOP IT DOUGGIE

FUCKING STOP IT

YOU HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
>> Anonymous
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>>347850
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
next...next inning...if..if we dont score...im plucking out my RIGHT EYE

FUCKKKKKK

i cant breathe fucking god...barry frito...fuck you....
>> Anonymous
>>347856
Wait a second, how are you cutting off shit without arms? How the fuck are you typing!?!?!?
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
>>347861

my...mouth...it's made of dodger blue steel...

i bleed...red...white...and think blue
>> Anonymous
>>347856
dont worry, dougie.
Dbags lost tonight.
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
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FUCK THIS

FUCK IT

I ATE MY OWN FUCKING EYE. I WILL MOTIVATE THIS SHIT TEAM

LEAVE THE SCORING TO MOTHERFUCKING DOUGGIE

NEXT INNING WE COME BACK OR I'M CHOPPING OFF MORE SHIT
>> Anonymous
This is pathetic
I'm glad I decided to spend the night on 4chan instead of watching this shitty game
>> Anonymous
>>347869

If the Dodgers come back from a 5-0 next inning, Douggie is a god.
>> Anonymous
7-0...Giants.

Oh God.

Douggie.

It's time for Dodgercide.
>> Anonymous
So Im guessing, Dougie, that you are a bandwagon faggot? Who else would call the dodgers a shit team but then cut their eye out for them?
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
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Get the fuck...outta douggies way...fuckkk i cant see or fucking hear shit but fuck it

we're comming back

one run...one run at a time

one run at a time

fuck you faggux...i hate you...douggie...douggie...got this...

leave...gigantics to me...
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
>>347876

in the heat of the moment kid...and when you're losing more blood each second...i cant think straightly

ill bring them back...

believe in douggie

believe...
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
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...goodbye...kids...this...this is the end...of old douggie the dazzling dodger...

i am...sorry
>> Anonymous
>>347885
THE HUMANITY
>> Anonymous
Goodbye Douggie.
>> Anonymous
>>347885
NO DOUGGIE!!!! Oh well, i'm goin to bed then.
>> Anonymous
>>347885

Sleep well, good prince.
>> SSG Posted Here
Funny how the Rally Monkey first began in a comeback victory over the Giants in 2001, and became famous with those comeback wins over the Giants in the 2002 World Series, yet the Dazzling Dodger can't do shit to the Giants.

The LULZ from an Angelsfag like me feel good right now, man......
>> Anonymous
>>347907

I still believe that we can come back tonight
>> Douggie the Dazzling Dodger !!/mZQROoHF45
...barry frito...ill killlll you.
>> SSG Posted Here
>>347911
I was about to bet a folder of CP that they couldn't comeback, but some guy calling himself Chris Hansen just invited me to have a seat.............
>> George the Galloping God Gigant
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Ha.

Ha.
>> Anonymous
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>>347925

YOU GET THE FUCK OUT, COUNTERCURSER
>> Gregory the Raep Monkey
>>347925
fix'd for you
>> Anonymous
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>>347930

forgot mah pic