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Anonymous
This should make perfect sense to you.
>> Anonymous
Boston: Leader of the group? Gets most attention?

New York: Jew? Lots of money?

Los Angeles: People in ghetto and die all the time?

Philly: Douchebag?
>> Anonymous
Boston is the least interesting of the 4. But nothing really bad happens to them.
L.A. is the overrated one. They're Kenny because his poverty symbolizes L.A.'s inability to have fans support an NFL team.
Kyle is a douche but not the biggest douche. Bad shit happens to him once in a while but he wins most of the time. Still, most kids hate him.
Cartman almost never wins and everybody hates him anyway.
>> Anonymous
>troll thread
It's all so clear now!
>> Anonymous
>>443397

Is it truly a troll thread if it makes perfect sense, anon?
>> Anonymous
>>443391
So, who's Chef?
>> Anonymous
lol, new york is a jew. perfect.
>> Anonymous
>>443403

Dallas?
>> Dwight !!IWE4zT1BjOi
We get Kenny? Well, that's fine.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>Boston is the least interesting of the 4. But nothing really bad happens to them.
>Boston
>nothing really bad happens to them
>18-1
>> Anonymous
>>443411

Stan fits Boston perfectly.

His life is perfect and then his Dad always fucks his life up somehow.
>> Anonymous
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BUFFALO IS CLYDE FROG
>> Anonymous
cartman is the best character. sweet..
>> Anonymous
>>443391
>>443392
pretty clear that op was first poster. quit bein all a douchbag and stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>443462
yeah. but how often does he win?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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>>443449

Tampa Bay is the Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper.
>> Anonymous
What team would be Towelie? San Fagcisco?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>443521

Charlotte.
>> Anonymous
What's Toronto?
>> Anonymous
>>443523

Terrence and Philip.

Stupid person.
>> Anonymous
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>>443521
>> mehungrywantcookie !MbtET5MMQA
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San Francisco is Big Gay Al
>> Anonymous
>>443524
What about Montreal?
>> Anonymous
>>443523
Ike
>> Anonymous
>>443522
Poster you quoted here. How'd ya know where I live?

Also, there aren't that many stoners and we don't have a stoner attitude towards are teams here, OR DO WE!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
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hay guys, it's me Sacramento and Mr. Oakland.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>443526

Correct. Both Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave are San Fransisco.

>>443528

The Mole from BLU
>> Anonymous
Why is Kenny Los Angeles?

Los Angeles seems more of a Clyde.

Clyde thinks he's all sexy and hot shit.

Kenny is more of a ghetto area without any starts. Maybe somewhere like Oklahoma City.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>443531

The whole idea behind Towelie was creating a retarded character, similar to the Charlotte Bobcats.
>> mehungrywantcookie !MbtET5MMQA
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I think Cleveland could be Chef
>> Anonymous
>>443539
fuckin lulz
>> Anonymous
Craig has to be Tampa Bay.

Fucking bandwagoner.
>> Anonymous
>>443543
But /cle/ is a luser town. I'd compare Chef more with Detroit.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>443543

Keep in mind that Chef died and became Darth Chef. A better city would be one which recently had a team change their name or relocate.
>> Anonymous
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Cartman's mom should be Boston because she's a dirty slut.
>> Anonymous
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Fuck you Boston.

Fuck you Los Angeles.

Fuck you Philly.

Fuck you New York.

Do you know why none of the sport cities like hanging out with you? Because all four of you are egotistical douchebags that celebrate championships like the next coming of Jesus.

I worked hard with my Rays and Bucs to get to their respective championships. We may of lost this time, but I'll just wait...

No...I don't wanna pay for that overpriced player...

I'm just going to quit.

Right here.

Bye.
>> Anonymous
>>443539
Dude, Towelie's not retarded. He's the shit.
>> Anonymous
>>443560
WIN
>> Anonymous
>>443560

Genius.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>443562

No, he's not a retarded character but that was the intention. Come up with the most retarded concept ever, a talking towel, and see what they can do with it.

>>443560

Saved for future use.
>> Anonymous
>>443560
not win, in fact it sucked. quit replying to your own post ahole
>> Anonymous
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Alright, Philly...I know Los Angeles died because of an overdose, but do you really need me to make New York and Boston look like idiots?

Yeah, I know, I'm from Dallas and want to be cool with all you guys, but...you know...I don't wanna get grounded by Jerry.

Oh come on, Philly!

STAY HERE, DAMMIT! I'LL CALL CUBAN ON YOU!
>> Anonymous
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>>443551
I'd say butters would fit Detroit better. Real wimpy pushover, ya know?
>> Anonymous
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Hey San Diego, pass the blade...

Yeah, yeah, Buffalo, I know losing sucks hard...

Yeah, Cleveland, we'll win one day...
>> Anonymous
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hay guys, im from chi-chi-chicago
>> Anonymous
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MANCHESTER UNITED!

RUGBY RUGBY RUGBY!

SOCCER IS FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL > AMERICAN FOOTBALL

YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN USE A BLOODY WANKING BALL! IT'S A PIG! A PIG YOU USE, YOU WANKERS!
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>443573

Butters has to be something that no matter how hard they try they can never be win anything.

Something like Seattle.
>> Anonymous
Is this archive worthy?
>> Anonymous
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Is this Juneau?
>> Anonymous
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Pittsburgh, especially CB
>> Anonymous
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the wizards are retarded but everybody loves them
>> Anonymous
>>443612

ROFL.

also, kenny should be detroit. white trash and murders.
>> Anonymous
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>>443621

Then it has been made.

Detroit has become Kenny.

Clyde becomes Los Angeles.
>> Anonymous
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Green Bay
>> Anonymous
South Park is Denver.

I WIN!
>> Anonymous
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New Orleans
>> sayain zubas !!o6QbIm7BfuM
>>443573
FUCK....YOU
>> Anonymous
Who will represent my great city of Phoenix?
>> Anonymous
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<--- New York
>> Anonymous
>>443632

Don't worry, Detroit is now Kenny.

You guys are all ghetto white trash that get killed by other ghetto white guys.
>> Anonymous
>>443634
Who cares?
>> Anonymous
>>443635
>>443630
turdmind
>> Anonymous
>>443635
MR. HANKEY IS NOT JEW!
>> sayain zubas !!o6QbIm7BfuM
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>>443636
token fits better, i think
>> Anonymous
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>>443621
Detroit actually wins stuff though
>> Anonymous
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Minnesota

lol, twins
>> sayain zubas !!o6QbIm7BfuM
>>443643
thats what i was thinking, token, being the rich black kid that noone respects cuz hes rich....and black
>> Anonymous
>>443642
>>443647
moar like bel air amirite?
>> sayain zubas !!o6QbIm7BfuM
if theres a mod trolling aounr, this thread needs to get stickied, plz, IMO
>> Anonymous
Cartman: Philly
Kyle: New York
Kenny: Detroit
Stan: Boston
Chef: Cleveland
Clyde: Los Angeles
Craig: Tampa Bay
Mr. Garrison: Sacramento
Big Gay Al: San Fransisco
Mr. Hat: San Jose
Jimbo: Green Bay
Mr. Hanky: New Orleans
Butters: Seattle
Jimmy: Chicago
Bardbrady: Pittsburgh
>> Anonymous
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Chicago....

WE'RE CURSED.....CURSED! GOATS! MRS O'LEARY'S COW! ARRGH!
>> Anonymous
>>443653

Tweek or Jimmy for Chicago.

A retard or a paranoid freak...
>> sayain zubas !!o6QbIm7BfuM
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>>443650
no bel air teams, but pic related
>> Anonymous
Cartman: Philly
Kyle: New York
Kenny: Detroit
Stan: Boston
Chef: Atlanta
Clyde: Los Angeles
Craig: Tampa Bay
Mr. Garrison: Sacramento
Big Gay Al: San Fransisco
Mr. Hat: San Jose
Jimbo: Green Bay
Mr. Hanky: New Orleans
Butters: Seattle
Tweak: Chicago
Bardbrady: Pittsburgh
Ms. Chokesondik: Minneapolis-St. Paul
Terrence and Phillip: Toronto
Pip: Eurofags in general
>> Mr. Byblos !Hap4xywFak
WURTZ GON ON IN ERE, FWANDS?
>> Anonymous
>>443658

Toronto and Montreal are Terrence and Phillip.

And Phoenix still needs a character.

a cool one.
>> sayain zubas !!o6QbIm7BfuM
>>443663
uhhhhhhhhhh....................mr hat?
>> Anonymous
>>443663
Cartman: Philly
Kyle: New York
Kenny: Detroit
Stan: Boston
Chef: Atlanta
Clyde: Los Angeles
Craig: Tampa Bay
Mr. Garrison: Sacramento
Big Gay Al: San Fransisco
Mr. Hat: San Jose
Jimbo: Green Bay
Mr. Hanky: New Orleans
Butters: Seattle
Tweak: Chicago
Bardbrady: Pittsburgh
Ms. Chokesondik: Minneapolis-St. Paul
Terrence and Phillip: Toronto & Hamilton
Phoenix: Satan
Pip: Eurofags in general
>> Anonymous
What about Washington, home of the fair weather Redskins fans...
>> Anonymous
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Tennesee
>> Anonymous
>>443668

Agreed.
>> Anonymous
>>443667
See Sean Taylor...
>> Anonymous
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Washington


'Skins fans are bitches
>> Anonymous
>>443667
Oh lol
Redskins always sell out RDK
Cowboys fans give up after a few losses and are known as the bandwagonest team ever
>> Anonymous
Washington has to be Token or Shelly.

Token and Sean Taylor remind me of each other.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>443668

As a Titans fan, I couldn't agree more. Randy even looks like Jeff Fisher.
>> Anonymous
>>443673
Except only Shelly has a chance at being shot.
>> Anonymous
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Salt Lake City
>> Anonymous
>>443676

Utah and Jesus.

Perfect match.
>> Anonymous
>>443676
moar liek mormans amirite?
>> Anonymous
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!
>> Anonymous
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Buffalo

- Always depressed because of the continuous Super Bowl losses

- Never gets their hopes up because they know somehow they'll fail in the end

- Always looking at the downside when one bad thing happens

Buffalo is the Goth Kid.
>> Anonymous
Never seen South Park and from LA, so I looked at this Cylde dude

>In the movie, "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut", it is implied that he is not very clever, or at least not good at mathematics. When Mr. Garrison asks him what two times five equals, he guesses twelve. Then again, had he been counting in Octal, this would have been the correct answer.

>Clyde appears to be one of the kinder boys, or at least he has a better sense of morality. In "Lice Capades", he refuses to sockbathe Kenny McCormick when he (Kenny) is accused of having headlice, because Clyde believes himself to be the one who has the lice. He also notifies Mrs. Garrison to stop the sockbathing, and tries to delay the other boys until she gets there. In The List, when Clyde is listed on the corrupted list as best looking, he becomes arrogant and self loving of his looks. He attempts to make Kyle feel better for being listed last, though does it in a careless way.

>He has a habit of sobbing uncontrollably whenever he witnesses something upsetting, such as when he hears Cartman singing in "4th Grade", or when the adults decide to give all of the money they would have spent on Christmas presents for their kids, to the Broflovskis in "It's Christmas in Canada".
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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Oakland. The guy looks just like Al Davis.
>> Anonymous
>>443686

So you're saying Los Angeles fans are bad at math, people who bawwwwwwwww when bad shit happens, and are egotistical over their looks?

Seriously? That makes no sense.
>> Anonymous
No mention of Phoenix being Satan?
>> Anonymous
>>443692

Satan is pretty gay.

Phoenix is pretty gay.

Satan is big.

Shaq is big.

Fits.
>> Anonymous
>>443690

Yes
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>443689

Can't unsee.
>> Anonymous
>>443612
Hahaha, fuck yeah!
>> Anonymous
>>443690
If you're implying that we're bad at math, well you're wrong sir! We, Los Angelesonians, have some of the best math in the world. Especially myself, who comes from Hollywood. I am considered a genius in my math class!

Don't believe me? Here's proof of my knowledge:

What is 2 x 4?

6
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>443612

Fucking perfect.
>> Anonymous
>>443672

Yeah because Washington fans don't ever scream about how great they're team is when they beat a shitbball team, and then cry and throw jerseys away when they lose to someone good.....

Redskins fans = Bandwagoners, hell the stadium even has a band to play for the wagon.
>> Dwight !!IWE4zT1BjOi
>>443700

Yeah, Cylde fits us pretty well...

When the Dodgers loss, I had to cry uncontrollably as well.
>> Anonymous
>>443703
Yeah, they don't That's what separates them from Cowgirls
>> Anonymous
>>443706
>>443706

Actually what seperates ForeSkin Bandwagoners and Cowgirls is 20 wins.

Ouch.

Go say how Horny for Zorny you are and then turn your back on him when you go on a losing spree like you always do.

Remember week 1? LULZ.
>> Anonymous
>>443391
brilliant
>> Anonymous
...Well this got popular.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>443703

As someone who lives near DC, I agree that several of the Redskins fans are complete douchebags. The Nationals and Capitals fans seem to be pretty damn good though, considering I'm in both groups.
>> Anonymous
can dallas get someone

i wanna be someone cool
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>443719

Chef's Parents are the coolest characters and you're not getting them.
>> Anonymous
Dallas gets Bebe and will like it.
>> Anonymous
>>443725

Dallas does not want Bebe.

She sucked.