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Anonymous
Place your bets
>> Anonymous
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I wager everything on this fight being a pinnacle of faggotry.
>> Anonymous
lol couture is still around?
>> Anonymous
Couture KO'd 2nd round
>> Anonymous
Lesnar dies, then respawns, and then get submitted. Couture is a fucking beast.
>> Anonymous
I really don't want Lesner to win, but goddamnit he probably will.
>> Anonymous
i cant bet against captain america
>> Anonymous
GOTTA BE LESNAR

COUTURE KNOCKED OUT WITHIN 3 ROUNDS , WONT START HERE TILL 4 AM BUT FUCK IT IM WATCHING IT ANYWAYS
>> Anonymous
ive heard if lesnar wins that the ufc will try to rig the mir nogueira fight so that mir wins so they can have a rematch. what does anon think of that claim
>> Anonymous
Couture catches a fatigued Lesnar in the 5th, even though he would have won easily on points anyway.

Let's go with Knee-bar.

If you want the Hurr Durr prediction: Lesnar wins in first two rounds, otherwise, he loses on points.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Fifteen quadrillion dollars says this is going to be the biggest letdown since Dana white's wedding night.

The odds are currently 1:1.
>> Anonymous
>>468079
Wouldn't surprise me if the odds were 1:1 considering the money that came in on Lesnar when the first odds were announced.

Even if Couture should be favored, so much cash came in on Lesnar, it could easily push it to 1:1.
>> Anonymous
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Couture hasn't fought in over a year so he migh be rusty. He's also eighty years old.

Brock Lesnar has been training with the best MMA trainers that money can buy. He's 50 lbs heavier and 15 years younger than Couture.

Brock actually has a chance of winning this.
>> Anonymous
I'm as much of a 'Lesnar Fan' as anyone (in b4 WWF), but his build worries me. Muscled out freaks don't fare well in MMA because those muscles take oxygen, and that gasses you late in a fight.

I've heard Brock's endurance training is on par with Sherk's, but I just can't see him overcoming the physics of more muscles = more tired.
>> Anonymous
>>468076
I think you're a fucking idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>468076
Mir has no fucking chance against Nogueira.
FFS, he almost lost to fucking Brock.
>> Anonymous
>>468133
troll. mir came nowhere close to losing to lesnar
>> Barack ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>468135
bullshit he had nothing against brock's takedowns and had brock decided to lay on him like he did against heath mir would have been looking stupid.
>> Anonymous
my theory still is that if ANYONE can beat Lesnar, its Couture.

And i want couture to win, he is a fucking legend.

I am avoiding the internet until i see it on Sunday.
>> Anonymous
>>468135
hope you are fucking trolling you fucking joke.

Lesnar was smashing the fuck out of mir and was all over him. He got unlucky and got himself into a submission, Mir was fucking lucky lesnar fucked up or he was gone, getting surgery like richard franklin
>> Anonymous
>>468203

I personally the Nog and Fedor both have a better chance against Brock than Couture. Couture's sub game was never on par with either of theirs, and that's what needs to happen to this jolly GREEN giant.
>> Anonymous
>>468135

as stated you're just trolling anyway but for the sake of it, brock also just had himself in the most retarded position ever standing over him like that and that's obviously a rookie mistake. there's 0% chances you'll ever see him even attempt something like that
>> Anonymous
this thread is tl;dr

my thoughts are that randy will dirty box the shit out of him and get a knockout in the 7th round
>> Barack ? Star !!YvdR7lWl85/
Brock will lose to any decent bjj expert and Fedor but couture has nothing to stop brock from laying on him. Randy was fighting LHW not long ago and brock has to CUT 20 pounds to fight at heavyweight.

HUGE difference.
>> Anonymous
>>468687
i saw brock interviewed earlier today

said he has to drop 6 pounds today and tommorrow he'll feel like a new man

also that it's easy for him since he holds water

cocky fucker needs to be put in his place

captain america will do it tommorrow night
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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I want to see Brock win, I'd like to see him develop into something that can challenge Fedor before he decides to retire.

I think he'll probably win, He will definitely control where the fight takes place, if he wants it standing it will stay standing, if he wants it on the ground it will be on the ground.

This is a horrible matchup for Couture, Brock is stronger, Brock is quicker, Brock's wrestling is better, Brock's endurance is better and Brock has much more power in his striking.

Randy has heart, but heart doesn't mean you beat a polar bear when you don't have the tools for the job.

Even if Lesnar wins he isn't ready for Nog, If Fedor didn't exist Nog would be the thing


>>468106

Lesnar's endurance is sick
>> Anonymous
gay.
>> Baseball is not a sport
>>468863

This might be the wittiest man on fourCHAN
>> Anonymous
lesner wins by knockout
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Match ends when Lesnar shits a giant steroid after the other guy powerfelches him in the second round. Dana White feigns outrage as he cashes in the bets he made on his own fixed matches, paying off the Russian mobsters that funded his rise to power. MMA is still fixed.
>> kris devereux
you mean that dumbass lesnar's actually got a brain in that empty little head of his, please couture will knock his retarded ass out in the first round, & yes i've alway called him that big dumb retard when he was in wwe.
>> Anonymous
Hate to say it but I think Lesnar wins this.

First round will be a lot of stand up and dirty boxing, it'll look pretty even.

Starting in the early second round I think Brock puts Couture on the mat and just grinds it out. If Couture's submission game was better maybe he'd pull it out in the second round but it's not so by the end of the second round he'll be gassed.

In the third round Lesnar puts Couture down with a knockout blow.

Hate it and I hope it doesn't happen, I refused to bet this match. First time I haven't put any money on a UFC main event since like UFC 40-something.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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>>469089

Those no-good Communist bastards are in on a fix? I'm not having any of that!
>> Anonymous
>>468097
OMG SAUCE?
>> Anonymous
Brock wins using his penis tattoo
>> Anonymous
FUCK THIS SPORT.

not for any of the obvious reasons, but because i have to pay to watch it. seriously?
>> Anonymous
This fight will go into the 5th round, when the ref will be accidently knocked out, and then Paul Heyman will toss the championship belt into the cage, and Brock wallops Couture over the head with it, picks him up and F5's him, and makes him tap with the bear hug.

Book it Dana
>> Anonymous
Who got a stream for this?
>> Anonymous
>>469845
seconded
>> Anonymous
bitches still don't know about justin.tv? gtfo
>> Anonymous
Couture by decision.

Are you people that think Lesnar is going to win fucking retarded or what? Seriously the guy has had two fights in the ufc and lost his first one.
He's fighting the champ and going to be outclassed. It will be like Kimbos last fight if it lasted 5 rounds.
>> Anonymous
IF LESNAR WINS IT'S RIGGED

I don't think Lesnar even deserves this fight, but Dana's making a shitload of money off of him.

My prediction: If couture doesn't get knocked out in the first round, Lesnar will lie on top of him until Couture taps him with some kind of leg lock.
>> Anonymous
As much as I want Lesnar to win, I think it's way too soon to give him a title shot. This is going to only be his fourth professional MMA fight. They should have waited until UFC 100 or something.
>> Anonymous
They're going to make Brock win you all know that lol.
>> Anonymous
>>470087
just like how they made Kimbo win amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>469057
lesner wins by F5

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>470159
whoops

>forgot my green
>> Anonymous
are there any decent streams?
>> Anonymous
>>470229
The broadcast doesn't start for another 20 mintues, so it's hard to say if any will be decent.

I've found around 6 different streams running right now but they're all busy playing nigger music, so I'll check back a little closer to time to check the quality.
>> Anonymous
>>469845

myp2p.eu will have some streams posted. Check their forums if the streams on the main page aren't working. You may need Sopcast or TVU player.
>> Anonymous
>>470235
Scratch that, just found one playing Pink Floyd. So in addition to nigger music now there's pot head burnout music.
>> Anonymous
where da streamz @
>> Anonymous
>>470239
google it fucker.
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>468038
Lesnar's going doooown.
>> Anonymous
any links?
>> Anonymous
>>470229
>>470239
>>470327
http://www.justin . t v /ajooba421
>> Anonymous
This event is failing so far, i want a shock win or something, the Gonzaga knockout was good, but besides that zzzzzzz
>> Anonymous
huh..
>> Anonymous
/sp/ is only for heterosexual sports.
>> Anonymous
Great submission
>> Anonymous
/r/ High rez pic of THAT. BEARD
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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>>470065


No John, you are the retards
>> Anonymous
and Lesnar WINs
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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This might be the best BAWWWWING inducing thing that has ever occurred on Sherdog