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NYR vs PIT Anonymous
Rangers vs Penguins thread GO!
>> Anonymous
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Rangers are finished
>> Anonymous
>>83969

9% series
>> Anonymous
Rangers fan here... No Avery, injured Drurey, and overall shitty play over the last 3 games. Yeah they are pretty much done for this season. Look for them to pull some shit out and win this game only to lose game 5 in Pittsburgh.
>> Anonymous
"Chris will play," Renney said about two hours before the opening faceoff. "He's good to go."
>> Anonymous
>>83984
nonsense, look for shanny and jagr to go on a 4 game goals streak. avery's fuckin overrated anyway
>> Anonymous
>>83986
let us hope
>> Anonymous
>>83986

avery belongs with the ducks
>> Anonymous
Jagr pretty much dominated game 3 but he can't win alone.
>> Anonymous
crosby went down already?

what a fucking surprise
>> Anonymous
>>84007

Here we go again
>> Anonymous
LETS GO RANGERS!
LETS GO RANGERS!
LETS GO RANGERS!
LETS GO RANGERS!
LETS GO RANGERS!
>> Anonymous
Shanahan is playing soundly for someone that was born in the Prehistoric times.
>> Anonymous
That was the gayest 5 seconds in the history of hockey.
>> Anonymous
>>84045
Someone hasn't seen that Penguins group shot of the entire team spooning one another on center ice.
>> Anonymous
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>>84053

YOU RANG?
>> Anonymous
>>84054
I stand corrected.
>> Anonymous
>>84054
tell me none of these hockey players pair off to go fuck each other after a game. tell me they don't have to let down after all the masculinity on the ice for the games and just dress up in drag and get fucked right in their asses after fluffing up their partners. tell me they don't cuddle up and sleep in their hotel rooms after they let that jizz ooze out of their assholes.
>> Anonymous
>>84062
penguins are known for carrying food great distances so they can feed it to their kids while their mates care for them. you think crosby would hold a stomachful to feed to his teamates? i think he'd digest what he didn't spit out to shove up himself for the chance to have a baby.
>> Anonymous
>>84062
Closet Penguin spotted.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
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>>83959

Except for their PK, the rangers look fucking terrible.

Tons of sloppy turnovers.
>> Anonymous
>>84072

Well you're gay

If you happen to win the series the only reason would be that the Jews who own to NHL want their faggot golden boy to get more advertising contracts
>> Anonymous
>>84077
This bandwagon philosophy for bandwagon faggots both doesn't make sense and reeks of massive butthurt.
>> BenMac !!8IRkvzgoimu
>>84077

So every player of the opposition is in on it?
Please, I would love to hear more of this theory.
>> Anonymous
>>84066
QFT
crosby would swallow it all
crosby = bad penguin

cb wouldn't even get to kiss him on the mouth before he listerine'd to make sure the sperm was dead
>> Anonymous
>>84072
Rangers looked brutal all series long.
>> Anonymous
>>84081

They did 9/11 so MSG attendance would go down so the Rangers would lose revenue
>> Anonymous
>>84097

And I'm sure jew doctors put something in the Rangers vaccines
>> Anonymous
Avery has become my favorite hockey player.
Trolling the Devil's goalie made me laugh, now I want his jersey.
>> Anonymous
UH OH
>> Anonymous
1-0
>> Anonymous
Jagr got smoked. What a shot though.
>> Anonymous
jagrs a bitch
>> Anonymous
>>84117
Jagr clearly took a dive.
>> Anonymous
>>84120
lol'd.
>> Anonymous
Penguins are head hunting.
>> Anonymous
Fuck I missed the goal.
>> Anonymous
Good thing the Rags will be on the power play. That's two more minutes we don't need to worry about them scoring.
>> Anonymous
bad ice is bad
>> Anonymous
Christ Malkin's been attending the Crosby School of Diving
>> Anonymous
Fuck yeah, penalty shot.
>> Anonymous
WHAT A BRUTAL CALL
>> Anonymous
How can their be a penalty shot when the defenseman doesn't have a stick? He just fucking dove into the goalie.
>> Anonymous
WTF WAS THAT? AHAHHA
>> Anonymous
What the fuck was that weak shit?
>> Anonymous
Wow, that was a weak Penalty Shot.
>> Anonymous
GREAT FUCKING SHOT MALKIN
>> Anonymous
Even Robert Lang's breakaway shots are less pathetically slow. WTF was that?
>> Anonymous
epic fail
>> Anonymous
GREAT SHOT, PEARSON TROPHY CONTENDER!
>> Anonymous
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LEAVE THE PENALTY SHOT TO ME
>> Anonymous
Both teams look brutal right now.
>> Anonymous
Jagr has been the best Ranger throughout the series, just a shame nobody's been backing him up
>> Anonymous
>>84149
>>84150
>>84151
>>84152
>>84154
Massive hivemind.
>> Anonymous
>>84174

Yeah too bad his contract is over this season.
Hopefuly Rangers offer him new one.
>> Anonymous
>>84176
just stating the blindingly obvious
>> Anonymous
2-0
>> Anonymous
DUBIDUBIDUBIDUBI
>> Anonymous
FUCK, THE VS STREAM KICKED OUT DURING THE GOAL
>> Anonymous
>>84184
lol
>> Anonymous
AHAHHAHHAHHA

HOSSA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
>>84184
VS fucking up and temporarily dying sounds like a GOOD thing
>> Anonymous
>>84187
Saw that too? Did a massive belly flop. Diving piece of shit.
>> Anonymous
ooooh, nice opportunity there, would have been an easy 3-0 if the pass wasn't deflected
>> Anonymous
My god, the Penguins are looking, dare I say it, human?

Of course, CB is nowhere to be seen.
>> Anonymous
How can the Penguins not score?

FUCK the Rangers defense is as soft as a velvet pillow. A fucking pee wee team could muscle a few goals through.
>> Anonymous
HOW DID THAT STAY OUT LOL
>> Anonymous
>>84202
Hank is on his game tonight
>> Anonymous
Penguins are playing small tonight.
>> Anonymous
>>84206
oh and lolcrossbar
>> Anonymous
>>84198
Of course, CB is nowhere to be seen.

No surprise he is such a weasel frontrunner
>> Anonymous
TIM ROBBINS IS IN MSG
>> Anonymous
>>84213

AND MATT DILLON HOLY SHIT
>> Anonymous
god I hate Doc Emeric, he's so fucking horrible, atleast this isn't a Devils game so he cant have their cocks in his mouth, but he's still bad
>> Anonymous
Hossa got fucking leveled
>> Anonymous
Lol, Crosby makes a token shove then lets Malkin do the rest
>> Anonymous
Crosby, you're a fucking idiot. Just caused you and Malkin penalties. Sure the coach is going to love that.
>> Anonymous
lol @ cindy ruining the game once again
>> Anonymous
IS THAT CROSBY CONTINUING TO BE A FUCKING PUSSY
>> Anonymous
>>84227
On a clean hit.

Bawwww.

Completely negated any chance the Pens had of coming back.

Smooooooth.
>> Anonymous
What did Crosby do? Explain.
>> Anonymous
Girardi going to the box was crap
>> Anonymous
>>84233
Attacked the rangers player after a clean hit...
>> Anonymous
High stick?

You call a high stick with four minutes left in a playoff game?

Brilliant.
>> Anonymous
>>84236
but then scurried away to let Malkin do the dirty work
>> Anonymous
>>84236
Hard but clean hit.

What an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>84236
Ah. Pretending to act tough again.
>> Anonymous
>>84233

Girardi made a clean hit on Hossa and Cindy tried fighting Girardi over it and Malkin came and helped Cindy and it became a big penguin spoon/fuckfest
>> Anonymous
>>84237
the refs feel that the Rangers are flying too high, they need to take them down a peg with a shit call, it's following suit
>> Anonymous
Oh Versus, why must you be shitty?
>> Anonymous
As a Flyersfag, I'll be the first to say this lead is still not safe
>> Anonymous
LOL PENGUINS SUCK
>> Anonymous
>>84247
nvm spoke too soon lol. Good job Dupuis
>> Anonymous
>>84242
you forgot the part when crosby took Malkin's cock out and sucked it
>> Anonymous
Hey Rangers, keep playing like this, it might help to be, you know, consistent
>> Anonymous
>>84251
shamelessly missed
>> Anonymous
Maybe Avery not playing was the best thing for the Rangers.
>> Anonymous
>>84256
usually it has the opposite effect
>> Anonymous
It's obvious the Pens are eventually going to win this series barring some kind of act-of-God miracle, but this game has been the equivalent of Leonidas throwing his spear at Xerxes. It's been shown that the Penguins can indeed bleed.
>> Anonymous
WHERE'S CB?
WHERE'S CB?
WHERE'S CB?
WHERE'S CB?
WHERE'S CB?
WHERE'S CB?
WHERE'S CB?
WHERE'S CB?
WHERE'S CB?
WHERE'S CB?

WHERE'S CB?
>> Anonymous
Did they just call icing even though the pens are killing a penalty? lol
>> Anonymous
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>> Anonymous
PUSSYFIGHT
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>>84261
>equivalent of Leonidas throwing his spear at Xerxes
>> Anonymous
>>83984
So how's my prediction holding up so far?
>> Anonymous
>>84261
ITT: Epic analogies.
>> Anonymous
lol at Jagr buttraping Crosby
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck Malkin. Cheap Shots R Us. Wait till you play Philly. Upshall and Hartnell are going to drive you fucking nuts.
>> Anonymous
>>84266
ITT Pensfags who can't handle the thought of their team not being composed of flawless nuclear supermen where a 5-0 win would be considered a disappointing result and predictions of a 16-0 playoff finish are deemed reasonable.
>> Anonymous
>>84271

You're talking about golf right?
>> Anonymous
>>84275
I fail to see your logic.
>> Anonymous
Rangers shut out the pens?

SHUT OUT THE PENS?

Win.
>> Anonymous
>>84276

You're implying that the penguins will win the series, when they clearly won't
>> Anonymous
>>84280
but that means you're implying that the Flyers will lose as well, which they won't.
>> Anonymous
holy fuck I can hardly handle all the ranger faggotry in this threa
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
The Pens had so many glorious scoring chances and just couldn't finish.

Solid effort by the Rangers and especially Lundquist.

They at least showed a little heart. Something that ex-penguins Straka and Jagr learned in Pittsburgh. Rags fans should be thanking their lucky stars that their franchise was able to steal a little bit of the magic.

It won't be enough.
>> Anonymous
>>84285
it's nothing compared to the pens faggotry when they win
>> Anonymous
>>84289
<lundquist
>> Anonymous
>>84289
>Something that ex-penguins Straka and Jagr learned in Pittsburgh.

Your faggotry is unreal
>> Anonymous
>>84285
I love it when people assume hating one team with every cell of one's body automatically assumes that they're a die-hard fan of the other team. I'd support the fucking Panthers if it meant that Pittsburgh crashed and burnt.
>> Anonymous
>>84289
If Jagr learned is "heart" in Pittsburgh, where was it in Washington?
>> Anonymous
>>84289
>Something that ex-penguins Straka and Jagr learned in Pittsburgh.

Oh man, you had me right until here, and even then it was sneaky. 9/10
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
I wouldn't get all excited about this win if I was a Pens' hater. The Rags had 8 power play opportunities and still barely hung on to win.

It took a herculean effort by Lundquist.
>> Anonymous
>>84306

>>84261
It proved that your team isn't the flawless 16-0 team you insist it's been. Extremely doubtful that the Rags are going to win the series but they proved that the Pens are beatable. They sent the message they needed to make, not just to themselves but to every other surviving team in the league.
>> Anonymous
The Pens and Flyers in the Eastern Conference Finals! Don't know who will win, but one thing is for sure, there will be a bunch of goals scored. Avery has been pretty invisible after the Rangers eliminated the Devils.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>84310

>It proved that your team isn't the flawless 16-0 team you insist it's been.

This is the Stanley cup playoffs, NO ONE is going to win every game.

They are still the most talented team in the east by FAR.
>> Anonymous
>>84312
Same thing happened last year against Buffalo too.
>> Anonymous
>>84315
>This is the Stanley cup playoffs, NO ONE is going to win every game.

Funny, your non-stop masturbatory praise since game one seemed to suggest differently. Oh well, that's what you get for assuming that a series against the 08 Senators is a decent display of a team's capabilities.
>> Anonymous
>>84312

>>The Pens and Flyers in the Eastern Conference Finals! Don't know who will win, but one thing is for sure, it dosen't matter because the Wings will kick their ass in 5 games.


FIX'D
>> Anonymous
Hell fucking yeah, Rangers win it.
>> Anonymous
I'm surprised you faggots could all get CB's dick out of your ass long enough to type some of this shit.

If I didn't know any better I'd think you were all worshiping him secretly through disdain.

Maybe one day you'll all create your own opinions without jumping on the "OMG CB is wrongz lol crozbys lol divers lol cindyz" bandwagon that all you faggots are riding right onto the 19th at Torry Pines.

tl;dr If you mention CB in a thread CB hasn't been in yet, you're a fucking faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>84562
We hardly need CB to know Crosby's a diver.
>> Anonymous
>>84289

If you look upong Jagr so much how come he's given a child-murder's greeting every time he touches the puck while visiting Pitt?

Christ you're fucking pathetic
>> Anonymous
good fucking game.

as a flyersfag.. i hope this series goes as long as it has to

also go stars.. cuz i'm seriously fearing the red wings right now.. i don't think they could be beat.
>> Anonymous
Referring to a tripfag by their chosen name already means the tripfag has won.

Look for the Rangers to try some desperation OLD TIME HOCKEY to try and rattle the Pens into dropping another game.
>> Anonymous
>>84597

Franzen went Super Saiyan against the Avalanche. Don't expect it to be the same against the Stars.