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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, PRESIDENT AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. OF COURSE, YOU KNOW ME FOR MY MANY YEARS OF PROVIDING MEN WITH QUALITY SUITS AT A REASONABLE PRICE. BUT, PERHAPS YOU DID NOT KNOW ABOUT MY PATENTLY PRODUCTIVE PREDILECTIONS AS A COACH OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL. SO, I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT, NEXT YEAR, IN ADDITION TO CONTINUING MY WORK TO DRESS THE MEN OF AMERICA, I WILL BE TAKING OVER AS THE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH AT SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY. I WILL START IMMEDIATELY TO RECRUIT THE FASTEST, FLEET-FOOTED, FURIOUS OF PULSATING PLAYING PRODUCTIVITY THAT THE ORANGE WILL HAVE EVER SEEN. MY OFFENSE WILL WILL STRIKE LONG, HARD, AND DEEP INTO THE QUIVERING, QUAKING, QUAGMIRE OF OUR OPPONENTS, AND MY DEFENSE WILL REMAIN ROCK HARD ALL SEASON LONG TO STYMIE, STIFLE, AND STUPEFY ANY TEAM THAT DARES TO CHALLENGE ITS MAGNIFICENT, MASTERFUL, MOMENTOUS GLORY. WE WILL TAKE OVER THE BULGING AND BEREFT BIG EAST AND THEN THRUST OUR WAY TOWARDS MULTIPLE AND EXTREMELY GRATIFYING WAVES OF NEBULOUS, NEVER-ENDING, NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS. I GUARANTEE IT!
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