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Anonymous
Yes.
>> Anonymous
lol History.
>> Anonymous
>>118119
Saved.

I feel this is picture will come in handy again soon.
>> Anonymous
wings sweep in 6
>> Anonymous
>>118130
no, they SWEEP IN 3
>> TripfagRapeMePlz !5qFFB49FdM
This is so retarded. To say Pittsburgh is a more talented team than the Wings is 100% bullshit. The Pens are not more talented, they don't have all the talent in the world, and Crosby IS NOT FUCKING GRETZKY.
>> Anonymous
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>>118149
anyone even thinking pens could win is now butthurt and trolling while they watch the fail
>> Anonymous
118157 here
also, i'm not a fan of either team, i just know enough about hockey to know the better team
>> Anonymous
Crosby is not the next Gretzky. He is the next Lindros.

The '08 Pens are the '97 Flyers.
>> Anonymous
>>118160
And being swept by Detroit is all too fitting


Penguins have 1 shot on goal 5 on 5. Simply amazing. Where's CB at?
>> Anonymous
>>118169
Crying.
>> Anonymous
>>118160

lol, one can only hope that he will end up with concussion after concussion, though if you gave Crosby a concussion, you'd be looking at a 10 minute match penalty for intent to injure and be suspended 30 games.
>> Anonymous
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I have not seen a dirtier game. I mean, honestly how many penalties did shitsburgh get? They're losing the game/series so they have to goon it up. You see all those cheap shots on Franzen? Desperation. Dirty hits like that just show they're afraid of him and want to take him out when he's still vulnerable from his injury. Did you see Roberts punch him? Should've got a game misconduct for that shit, must have been the same blind linesmen that took the goal away for Homer's "interference". What a piece of shit team.
>> Anonymous
All the talent that amounts to jack and shit when compared to all the talent of the Red Wings

hur de dur
>> Anonymous
This fucking series is boring. Pittsburgh is completely out-classed.
>> Anonymous
>>118461
lol first everyone call the pens pussies for taking dives or whatever and then their cheaters when they start to toughen up. i think you fags need to get together and get your stories straight
>> Anonymous
>>118471
failtroll is fail

The Pens need to suck it up and stop playing like shit, and then I might respect them.
>> Anonymous
>>118471

No, I'm sorry, there is nothing tough about the Penguins or your beloved "I can't grow a beard" Sidney Crosby. So yes, they can be both dirty piece of shit players, AND pussies.
>> Anonymous
>>118480
I bet you can't grow a beard, 14 yr old in your parents' basement.
>> Anonymous
>>118484

And which of us is the 14 year old that starts with the poorly informed, personal insults?

You.

18 here, and can grow a full beard, not some patchy dirty sanchez like your messianic Sidney.
>> Anonymous
You know that 18-1 comic with Eli and Brady?

Someone do that one with Osgood and Crosby.
>> Anonymous
Anybody bragging about the manliness of their beard growth isn't mature enough to deserve any hair, anywhere
>> Anonymous
>>118499
Random hockey hating fag here.
You're 18 LURK MOAR.
>> Anonymous
>>118510

Actual 14 year old jealous of hair growth on manlier men.
>> Anonymous
>>118478
successfultroll is successful
>> Anonymous
Pathetic defense by the Pens. That second goal stands in my mind, both defensemen were stuck behind the net shooting the shit while Zetterberg and Holmstrom whacked away at the puck. For the second time, Pittsburgh proves that their defensive numbers were bolstered by playing shitty opponents like the Senators.
>> Anonymous
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>>118507
>> Anonymous
>>118586
why is brady a charger in that middle box?
>> Anonymous
>>118603
>why is brady a detroit tiger in that middle box?

fix'd
>> Anonymous
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>>118626
>> Anonymous
>>118499
18 yr old peach fuzz faggot, thinking it's a beard.

Look mom, my spicstache almost touches my peach fuzz on my chin! Goatee for the win!!!!
>> Anonymous
I don't care if the Pens win, I'm just hoping they at least score in the next two games. I don't want a series-wide shutout!
>> Anonymous
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YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD CROSBY!
>> Anonymous
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I wonder what he is saying...
>> Anonymous
>>118675
I'll give you a blowjob in the back alley after the game if you call off this goal
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
>>118675
Eh, buddy! They're hittin' me kinda hard here, ya knoo? Don'cha think ya cewd call a penalty on em er somethin, ya?
>> Anonymous
>>118675
Do I have a beard that dosen't lick donkey balls yet? Aww, okay...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
There have been some pretty fucking cheap calls. Both with Osgood involved were just him trying to push someone, falling over, and acting like a pussy. And a few things haven't been called, like Kronwall being a fucking goon and leaving his feet on more than one hit.

That being said, Pittsburgh is playing like complete shit and would be losing even without those calls/missed calls. The Penguins have to get their shit together and at least win both their home games to have any chance at all. And this is coming from a lifelong Pensfag.
>> Anonymous
Just saw the press conference on TSN. Crosby was claiming Osgood was diving.

I almost died laughing.
>> Anonymous
>>118709

He was. On Malone's penalty -he- tried to push Malone, fell over, then acted like he'd been pushed.
>> Anonymous
>>118707
Fucking THANK YOU, someone gets it. Bitching about calls/missed calls dosen't win you hockey games. Fuck, the Penguins had ample opportunity to draw first blood in the first period of game 1 and they simply failed to deliver. Detroit is demonstrating what a tight-knit, disciplined defensive squad is capable of, and the Penguins are simply showing themselves incapable of adapting to anything Detroit throws at them. The defense in the first period of today's game was especially pathetic, Gill and whoever is his defensive partner were hovering around behind the net with their thumbs up their asses while Zetterberg and Holmstrom were gangbanging Fleury with the puck. Going to the press after the fact and blaming complete and utter failure on the refs smacks of desperation.
>> Anonymous
>>118691

Ah, so that's where CB was, at the game with his mom.
>> Anonymous
shit yah
>> Anonymous
>>118719
"Don't you worry dearie, the moment this game is over I'm marching right to the locker room and having a few stern words with that Stephen Crosby."

"SIDNEY, MOM! HIS NAME IS SIDNEY, GEEEEZ!"

"Oops, I'm sorry sweetheart, I keep forgetting"
>> Anonymous
FUCK ESPN. SOX. YANKS. SOX YANKS. SOX. YANKS. COMEBACK FROM CANCER. SOX. YANKS.
>> Anonymous
>>118719
CB = Sidney Crosby? How?
>> Anonymous
>>118750

Look at the picture in>>118691, I said "CB was at the game with his mom" not that CB is Crosby.
>> Anonymous
>>118711
The best part about that penalty was that Osgood got up and made the save anyways.
>> Anonymous
>>118733
As I Yanks fag I agree.

It would really help the sport of baseball if you know they didn't suck Red Sox cock then show the Yankees in comparison because Hank is right about them.

I'd like it if they never talked about the Yankees or Red Sox.
>> Anonymous
I like how all you trolling fags would be complaining how Pittsburgh was getting all the calls if they were up 2-0, and how bettman was "conspiring" .
>> Anonymous
>>119145

buthurt Pensfag.
>> Anonymous
>>119145
I like how you need to hypothesize completely nonexistant scenarios to comfort yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>119145
PIttsburgh WOULD need to be getting all the calls to be up 2-0 in this series.
>> Anonymous
The best part is that CB is finally being silenced.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>119152

Silenced?

Never.

Detroit managed to hold serve in dominant fashion. Good for them.

This is exactly what they were expected to do.

A series isn't over until someone loses at home.
>> Anonymous
>>119154
Your logic gives you a false sense of hope.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>119155

You'd have to be a complete fucking faggot(like a flyer fan) to give up after only two games.

Am I happy? Far from it.

Was Osgood a diving faggot? absolutely.

Does it change the fact that the Pens have been out-played? Not one bit.

Game 3 will teach us a lot about this team. Do they have any fucking pride?

I'm looking at you Malkin.
>> Anonymous
>>119154
[slapshot]Took you long enough to show up, you little prick.[/slapshot]

Hey, here's a chant you'd be well-advised to learn come Wednesday - 33 years! 33 years! 33 years!
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>119158

I'm not going to sit on 4chan for every fucking game.
>> Anonymous
>>118691
Butthurt CB for ya.
>> Anonymous
>>119157
>Was Osgood a diving faggot? absolutely.

Oh fucking bawwwwww some more. You seriously think that the Penguins would have scored, let alone won the game, if the ref didn't neutralize that power play? The defensive game the Wings are playing is absolute child's play for them.
>> Anonymous
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>>119161
>>118691
>> Anonymous
>>119160
Funny, you have for every single other game the Penguins have played this playoffs.

Go choke on a dick, you pussy. Crosby has been smothered every moment he's on the ice, Malkin has been absolutely abysmal without even needing the Wings' help, and your blueliners are floating around behind the net with their thumbs up their asses while Zetter and Holmstrom gangbang Fleury with the puck. Whining about Osgood after the game is over is sour fucking grapes, not to mention it smacks of desperation.
>> Anonymous
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>>119157
You can't talk about diving when you have the biggest diver in the entire NHL on YOUR team fucknugget.
>> Anonymous
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>>119157
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>119162

Stop putting words in my mouth.

The outcome of the game has nothing to do with the fact that Osgood is a bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>119170
If osgood was a bitch you should be having a much easier time getting pucks by him. Amazing what a defense that dosen't suck ass is capable of, maybe the Penguins should try it.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>119167

>Funny, you have for every single other game the Penguins have played this playoffs.

Lurk the fuck moar faggot.

Every time I'm not here, it's a god damn BAWWWWW fest until I post again.

>Whining about Osgood after the game is over is sour fucking grapes, not to mention it smacks of desperation.

They had better been desperate; they have been out-played.
>> Anonymous
>>119171
OHHHHHHHH BURN!
>> Anonymous
>>119172

Because you're always conveniantly absent when the Penguins lose, you fairweather faggot.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>119175

>Because you're always conveniantly absent when the Penguins lose, you fairweather faggot.

Are you fucking retarded or just completely delusional?

I'm right here you dumb fucking cunt.
>> Anonymous
>>119172
Punching a guy in the back of the head who's just come back from a concussion seems to go beyond 'desperate', actually.
>> Anonymous
>>119177
And so we go back to
[slapshot]Took you long enough to show up, you little prick.[/slapshot]

Take a look at the calendar you dumbass, the game was YESTERDAY
>> Anonymous
Wings got this shit locked up period.
End of discussion.
If you think otherwise you're a butt hurt pensfag retard who doesn't know SHIT about hockey.
>> Anonymous
Guess what CB?

Everyone on Around the Horn thinks the Penguins are done.
>> Anonymous
>>119154

>This is exactly what they were expected to do.

lolwut, weren't you the one who posted that stupid logo with the broom like, a HOUR before game 1? And NOW you're saying that this is what they were expected to do? lawl.

Enjoy this faggot, it'll be the last time the Pens are in the SCF.
>> Anonymous
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By the way, great job by Therrien during the press conference to completely and utterly ignore being asked about Malkin's piss-poor performance so he can take weak verbal potshots as an excuse for his team's epic failure. I can see where CB gets his pussyfooting talent from.
>> Anonymous
>>119191

LMAO!
>> Anonymous
>>119177
Pussy tripfag is pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>119188
Wilbon agrees.
>> Anonymous
>>119188
Because we all know how smart those failures are.
>> Anonymous
>>119188Everyone on Around the Horn thinks the Penguins are done

Did Around the Horn suddenly become an authority on hockey?

No, really. When I used to watch that show, they were too busy masturbating to basketball and NASCAR to bother researching anything about the NHL.
>> Anonymous
>>119231

Tim Cowlishaw motherfucker
>> Anonymous
>>119243

HA HA HA OH WOW

He knows less about hockey than Barry Melrose.
>> Anonymous
>>119243
LOL.

no...
>> Anonymous
My beard is still better than Crosby's.
>> Anonymous
mysterious that CB is ALWAYS fucking here when the Penguins win and NEVER here when they shit the bed

ten bucks he posts a bunch of shit before game 3 then mysteriously vanishes as soon as the Wings score and go ahead

I'm sorry, I said mysterious, I meant obvious
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>119190

>lolwut, weren't you the one who posted that stupid logo with the broom like, a HOUR before game 1?

I predicted the Pens would win in six.

>>119354

What the hell are you talking about?
>> Anonymous
>>119375

uh-huh, typical, you go back on your words all the time. If you said in 6, then you wouldn't have posted that picture before game one.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>119381

God damn you are a dumb faggot.

I never predicted a pens sweep.
>> Anonymous
Doesn't the REAL CB have a space in his name?
>> Anonymous
>>119177
wat
>> Anonymous
>>119381
You're an idiot.
>>119388
You're a newfag.
>> Anonymous
>>119385

What the fuck are you talking about, yes you did.

You posted once saying "I have tickets to game 4 to see the Penguins bring home the cup".

I think you need some of those bus lights to help you back up.
>> Anonymous
>>119445

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me about that. He did say that as well, then someone after him said "Oh him? " and posted a picture of Lindstrom. This was a little bit after he posted that Pens logo with the broom.

Of course, he'll deny that he ever said that, like he always does, and come back and say "I didn't say that faggot" or 2 of his other catchphrases that he stole from 4chan to think he's cool.
>> Anonymous
>>119439

... and you're CB in disguise.
>> Anonymous
>>119190
Actually, that wasn't him, in all fairness. the tripfag ID number was in bold, meaning it was just some faggot posing as him. CB instead claimed that this was going to be an exciting, hard-fought series, which in and of itself is becoming a boatload of lol.
>> Anonymous
>>119796Actually, that wasn't him, in all fairness. the tripfag ID number was in bold, meaning it was just some faggot posing as him.

What the fuck are you talking about?
>> Anonymous
>>119800
Look at CB's tripcode. Notice how the garbled mess of numbers and letters and symbols aren't in bold like his name is? The 'sweep' image posted supposedly by him in his 'official' thread has that tripcode in bold, not standard, font, meaning that it wasn't CB who posted it.
>> Anonymous
>>119806
That's just something the board does, like reverse dates on some posts and shit. Enjoy your tinfoil hat.
>> Anonymous
>>119819
I've never, ever seen a tripcode in bold before. I dunno what the hell you're going on about with 'arbitrary' bold/standard tripcodes.
>> Anonymous
>>119822
I've been hear nearly six months and I've seen plenty of tripcodes in bold.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>119829

>I've been hear nearly six months and I've seen plenty of tripcodes in bold.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING FAILURE
>> Anonymous
boring series is boring