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I hate how Nastia Liukin. I hate how she makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never get to meet her makes me feel like shit. It also doesn't help that she has constantly been robbed of a gold medal. It pains me to see her not receiving a gold medal just because the judges has surgically attached their lips to china's ass. Nastia is different than any other woman.She's not like any pornstar that you wanna have just so you can fuck her. Nastia is someone that you would cuddle in bed instead of having sexual intercourse. Someone you'd marry and have kids.
What hurts the most is that by next week no one here in /sp/ will be talking about her. She'll be forgotten until the next olympics. She deserves much more than be a tool to get USA gold medals.
I hope /sp/ sees this and will forever remember america's sweetheart Nastia Liukin.

YO'LL ALWAYS BE THE GOLD MEDALIST OF MY HEART NASTIA LIUKIN
>> Anonymous
nice copypasta fag
>> Anonymous
>I hate how Nastia Liukin.

HOW IS BABBY FORMED
>> anonymous
why don't you plan a trip to texas and meet her lol wait she'll think you're a stalker.
>> Anonymous
>I hate how Nastia Liukin.
WHO WAS PHONE??

>She'll be forgotten until the next olympics.
She will be 22 by then. Her old and frail body won't even qualify for the Olympics. This could very well be Nasty's last thread ever.
>> It's me and my bitch Anonymous
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Must feel bad OP
>> Anonymous
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I hate how Shawn Johnson. I hate how she makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never get to meet her makes me feel like shit. It also doesn't help that she has constantly been robbed of a gold medal. It pains me to see her not receiving a gold medal just because the judges has surgically attached their lips to china's ass. Shawn is different than any other woman.She's not like any pornstar that you wanna have just so you can fuck her. Shawn is someone that you would cuddle in bed instead of having sexual intercourse. Someone you'd marry and have kids.
What hurts the most is that by next week no one here in /sp/ will be talking about her. She'll be forgotten until the next olympics. She deserves much more than be a tool to get USA gold medals.
I hope /sp/ sees this and will forever remember america's sweetheart Shawn Johnson.

YO'LL ALWAYS BE THE GOLD MEDALIST OF MY HEART SHAWN JOHNSON


;_;
>> Anonymous
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just a reminder
>> Anonymous
nastia has a bitchy face which i hate (still hot as fuck)

shawn has an incredibly cute face and smile, she is superior
>> Anonymous
massive forehead
>> Anonymous
I hate how Natia's forehead.
>> Anonymous
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I hate how Tom Brady. I hate how he makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never get to meet him makes me feel like shit. It also doesn't help that he has constantly been robbed of 19-0. It pains me to see him not receiving 19-0 just because the refs has surgically attached their lips to Eli's ass. Tom is different than any other man.He's not like any pornstar that you wanna have just so you can fuck him. Tom is someone that you would cuddle in bed instead of having sexual intercourse. Someone you'd marry and have kids.
What hurts the most is that by next week everyone here in /sp/ will be talking about 18-1. He'll be trolled until 19-0. He deserves much more than be a tool to get football perfection.
I hope /sp/ sees this and will forever remember america's sweetheart Tom Brady.

YO'LL ALWAYS BE The 19-0 OF MY HEART TOM BRADY
>> Anonymous
FOR THIS IS A NIGHT TO REMEMBER IN /sp/
>> Anonymous
>>287671
lol
>> Anonymous
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I hate how Rax Grissman. I hate how he goes deep WITH NO REGARD FOR NFC NORTH. Thinking about how I will never get to meet him makes me feel like shit. It also doesn't help that he has constantly been robbed of releasing the dragon. It pains me to see him not GOING FUKKEN DEEP just because the Lovey Smith has surgically attached his lips to Kyle Orton's ass. Rax is different than any other man.He's not like Quaterback that you wanna have just so you have a short pass game. Rax is someone that would accidentally through your chest instead of having sexual intercourse. Someone you'd put in with 0:01 left in the 4th.
What hurts the most is that by next week everyone here in /sp/ will be talking about Kyle Orton. He'll be trolled until He releases the dragon. He deserves much more than be a tool to get football perfection.
I hope /sp/ sees this and will forever remember america's sweetheart Rax Grissman.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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I hate how Usain Bolt. I hate how he makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never be number one makes me feel like shit. It also doesn't help that he stole all my gold medals. Bolt is different than any other man. He is not like any runner you just want to see run. Bolt is someone you want to dvr instead of hear about on the news. Someone you'd show to your friends.

What hurts most is that by next week no one here in /sp/ will forget him. He will be remembered until the next Olympics. I deserve to be much more than a tool and get Jamaica gold medals.
I hope /sp/ sees this and will remember forever Jamaica's forgetten prince Asafa Powell.
>> Anonymous
olympic /sp/ is the best /sp/

epic win thread is epic
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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I hate how 18-1. I hate how 18-1 makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never be able to celebrate it makes me feel like shit. It also doesn't help that they have been robbed of a superbowl. It pains me to not see 19-0 just because Eli Manning unleashed the dragon. 18-1 is different from any other season. It's not like the season where you just had one bad play. 18-1 is the ultimate failure. Like finding a million dollars and forgetting where you put it.

What hurts me most is that everyone in /sp/ talks about it. It will never be forgetten. 18-1 deserves to be erased from history.
I hope /sp/ sees this and remember America's football team the Patriots.

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE 19-0 IN MY HEART PATRIOTS
>> Anonymous
>>287547

I seriously teared up a bit. I fucking love you, Nastia Liukin. I FUCKING LOVE YOU ;-;
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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I hate how Kyra Gracie. I hate how she makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never get to meet her makes me feel like shit. It also doesn't help she is sexy a hell. It pains me to see her with other men. Kyra Gracie is different than any other woman. She's not like any other pornostar that you wanna have just so you can fuck her. Kyra is someone you would cuddle in bed instead of having sexual intercourse. Someone you'd marry and have kids.

What hurts me most is that by next 14 minutes no one in /sp/ will be talking about her. She will be forgetten until Black Star mentions her again. She deserves much more than a sex object for the gracies.
I hope /sp/ sees this and will forever remember the mma goddess Kyra Gracie.

YO'LL ALWAYS BE THE P4P GODDESS OF MY HEART KYRA GRACIE.
>> Anonymous
NASTYASS LOSEKIN
>> Anonymous
Moar liek Russia's sweetheart, amirite? Don't get emo for a Nastyass traitor.
>> forgot mah pic Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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I hate how WADE COUNTY. I hate how he makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never see his TWO HANDED GORILLA DUNKS in person makes me feel like shit. It also doesn't help that he has been constantly injured. It pains me to see him not receive an mvp just because he has a shitty team. WADE COUNTY is different than any other player. He is not just like the basketball player you want to meet so you can sell his autograph. It would someone you'd want to be friends with.

What hurts me most is that by next week no one here in /sp/ will be talking about him. He'll be forgotten until the next nba season. He deserves much more than be a tool to get USA territories.
I hope /sp/ sees this and will forever remember america's mvp WADE COUNTY.

YO'LL ALWAYS BE THE COUNTY OF MY HEART DWAYNE WADE.
>> Anonymous
Black Star's makin' me smile.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>287805
if you knew how much of /sp/'s oc was mine
>> Anonymous
Nastia practices at the gym down the street from my house, her parents own it lol.
for those of you who don't believe me it is world olympic gymnastics on Parker road in Plano TX lol
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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I hate how Barry Bonds. I hate how he makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never get to meet him makes me feel like shit. It doesn't help that he has been constantly robbed of Hall of fame status. It pains me to not see him get a Baseball hall of fame plaque just because taking steroids is somehow against the rules. Barry is different from any other man(?). He is not like any other baseball player you genuinely want to meet. He is someone you would want to see how big his head was instead of be ecstatic about meeting. Someone you would laugh at.

What hurts the most is that no one here in /sp/ will be talking about her(?). He will be forgotten until the next fiasco. He deserves much more than be a tool to get HR records.
I hope /sp/ sees this and will forever america's ROID RAGIN NEGRO Barry Bonds.

YO'LL ALWAYS BE THE FREAK OF MY HEART BARRY BONDS.
>> Anonymous
>>287547
>>287583
>>287671
>>287736
>>287757
>>287775
>>287788
>>287801
>>287818

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY A MEME
>> Anonymous
>>287547
Yes!
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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I hate how Liu Xiang. I hate how he makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never see him run makes me feel like shit. It doesn't help that he has been constantly hyped for a gold medal. It pains me to see him not receive a gold just because he faked an injury. Liu Xiang is not like any other athlete. He is not like the athlete who needs to actually win a medal. He is someone who should et one just for being chinese.

What hurts the most is that by next week no one here in /sp/ will be talking about him. He will be forgetten until he fakes his injury next olympics. He deserves much more than be a tool to get NOT get CHINA gold medals.
I hope /sp/ ses this and will forever remember china's epic fail guy Liu Xiang.

YO'LL ALWAYS BE THE NONGOLD MEDALIST OF MY HEART LIU XIANG.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
i might have to go back to posting as anon just give the illusion that his board is active.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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I hate how Bela Karolyi. I hate how he makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never get to meet him makes me feel like shit. It also doesn't help that he has been constantly robbed of fucking loli gymnasts. It pains me to see him not receiving the delicious lolis just because it's against the law. Bela is different from any pedophile on the news. He is not like one who just rapes any girl. Bela is someone who brainwashes them into confidence then takes them when they are ripe. Someone who is a master manipulator.

What hurts the most is that by next week no one in /sp/ will be talking about his sexual prowess. He will be forgetten until the next olympics. He deserves much more than be a tool to get USA gold medals.
I hope /sp/ sees this and will forever remember america's greatest lolilover Bela Karolyi.

YO'LL ALWAYS REMAIN A LEGEND IN MY HEART BELA KAROLYI.
>> Anonymous
>>287671
>>287736
Fukken lol'd so hard
>> Anonymous
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I hate how Los Angeles Dodger. I hate how they makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never see them make the playoffs makes me feel like shit. It doesnt help that they have an fucking all-star bullpen and an epic hitting lineup,srsly...the fuck guys?. It pains me not to see them split a series on the road. Los Angeles Dodgers isn't like any other team.They don't just have successful seasons,they pull their fans through utter shit first..

What hurts me most is that by next week WE WILL MORE THAN LIKELY BE IN THIRD PLACE OR SOME RIDICULOUS SHIT OF THAT NATURE even after tying for first place. We'll be forgotten until the next MLB season. They don't deserve much..
I hope /sp/ sees this and will forever remember The Los Angeles Dodgers.
>> Anonymous
I fucking love you /sp/.
>> Anonymous
Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 2 times now.


Come on guys, get on this.
>> Anonymous
>>288015
ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE
>> Anonymous
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I hate how Brett Favre. I hate how he makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never get to meet him makes me feel like shit. It also doesn't help that he has constantly been robbed of the Packers' starting spot. It pains me to see him not receiving the job just because Packers management has surgically attached their lips to Aaron Rodgers' ass. Brett is different than any other quarterback.He's not like any quarterback that you wanna just bench after he throws a game-sealing interception in the red zone. Brett is someone that you would start forever, because injuries and old age can't slow him down. Someone you'd sign to a long-term contract.
What hurts the most is that for the next few hours no one here in /sp/ will be talking about him. He'll be forgotten until tomorrow night's Jets game. He deserves much more than be a tool to win the NFC North.
I hope /sp/ sees this and will forever remember america's sweetheart Brett Favre.

YO'LL ALWAYS BE THE GUNSLINGER OF MY HEART BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE
>> Anonymous
is archive site broke?
>> SSG Posted Here
Ladies and gentlemen,
I just requested archiving for not one, not two, but three different epic threads, do to being unable to stop pissing myself from laughter from any of the threads.

This thread has reached Archiving Request #5. It will live on for all eternity.

Also, WHERE THE FUCK IS DAN UGGLA?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>> Anonymous
>>288085
AGREED. /sp/ needs moar Uggla failure!
>> Anonymous
>>288085
do to

get a brain moran

btw thread = shit and unfunny only newfags find it funny die in fires you ego obsessed faggots
>> Anonymous
Why the fuck would you archive this? This shit used to happen everyday in /b/. Not to mention a tripfag made half the posts in this thread.
>> Anonymous
>Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE

-_-
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>288110
u called?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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I hate how Dan Uggla. I hate how he makes my heart ache. Thinking about how I will never see him strike out in person makes me feel like shit. It also doesn't help that he has constantly been robbed of the hr record. It pains me to see him not receiving a NL pennant just because he commits 12 errors a game. Dan is different than any other man. He is not like any other player you hate just because. Uggla is someone you hate from the bottom of your core so badly it's borderline insanity. Someone you make voodoo dolls of and stick needles into.

What hurts most is that by next week everyone in /sp/ will still be talking about him. He will never be forgetten. He deserves much less than be a tool of the Mariners.
I hope /sp/ sees this and will forever remember to hate america's failure Dan Uggla.

YO'LL ALWAYS BE THE SUCKIEST PLAYER DAN UGGLA.