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DURR I LIKES SHINY PURDY SUN METAL ROUND MY NECK
>> Anonymous
Kids picked on him at school. They even threw him off the bus one time.
I heard Brian Williams talking about how kids that used to torment him in the past are now being all friendly to him on his facebook and pretending like everything's fine.
For those of you who said he was a dick (you're probably those idiots that used to molest him) there is NOT A CHANCE IN HELL that a guy like that could ever grow up to be a dick. So stfu you rumor-spreading fucks.
That'll teach you stupid brats to pick on others.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Butthurt Euros try and fail to find some way to take down man who shines spotlight on their sorry second-rate existence
>> Anonymous
he cant be american. he's got crooked teeth! Imposter. We need an investigation right now and take the gold back.
>> Anonymous
>>268517
he was basically like a geek. I swear if it weren't for swimming he might just be another anon who browses 4chan. Thinking about it gives me the chills. . .
>> Anonymous
>>268517
if they hadn't picked on him he might have never become what he is today
>> Anonymous
>>268520
Why would eurofags take him down when he's a eurofag himself? He's clearly British, just look at his teeth...
>> Anonymous
>>268537
also I heard he runs a Dalston chippie
>> Anonymous
>>268537
He doesn't have time to wear braces. He's in the water all the time. Once he retires he'll get some invisaligns and you'll be lining up around the corner to suck his dick.
>> Anonymous
I love Michael Phelps.
>> Anonymous
/phelps/

Can we kick the Eurofags out yet?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>268582
As soon as the Olympics are over they have no choice but to leave.