GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCEthe guy broke his neck after trying to carry all the medals at the same time :(http://news.google.com/nwshp/phelps/dies/broken/neck
get his birth year right, at least
This would be more believable if phel/sp/s didnt have an infinite supply of whores to carry them for him or if he didn't have the strength of a 1000 men himself.
For a fake link, that's pretty horrible.
The steroids meant his neck just couldn't take the pressure.