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Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCKK. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THE LA TIMES JUST RANKED THE NFL QUARTERBACK AND I CAME IN AT NUMBER 32. FUCK THAT SHIT, DONT THEY NOW THAT I GO DEEEEEEP?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
throw it more
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>259172
http://www.latimes.com/sports/football/nfl/

I know, they didnt even mention unleashing the dragon.
>> Anonymous
usually news paper rankings don't matter
>> Anonymous
>4. Drew Brees, New Orleans

LOL WUT
>> Anonymous
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Obligatory.
>> Anonymous
Everytime tony romo is rated above drew brees, I lose faith in humanity.
>> Anonymous
>>259194
I know, he should be #3.
>> Anonymous
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Sup faggot? Why don't you go into a new sport, like professional Women's BITCHING?

The only thing you'll be throwing back deep is a box of white zinfandel.
>> Anonymous
>>259203
its okay, we have the meach now.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>259194
he is pretty good. the stats don't reflect it as we have Devery 'no hands' henderson on our team and is unfortunately probably our second best receiver.

thats how bad our receivers are.

If we didn't have colston we would be as bad as the dolphails.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>259204
and shockey should be good for some 3rd down conversions.
>> Anonymous
>>259202

FUCK IT, IM SWIMMING DEEP!
>> Anonymous
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Chett Paddington DOES NOT approve of this list.
>> Anonymous
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>>259202

FUCK YOU PHALPS THE OLYMPICS ARE FOR FUCKING FAGS. YOU EVER UNLEASH THE DRAGON? YOU EVER LOSE THE SUPERBOWL IN EPICLY PATHETIC FASHION? DIDNT THINK SO BITCH.
>> Anonymous
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number 1 as usual.
>> Anonymous
In before 18-1 !
>> Anonymous
How can they really justify Romo and Brees above Roethlisberger?
>> Anonymous
>>259254
18-1
>> Anonymous
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FUCK YOU RAX IM KILE ORTEN AND IM TAKIN YOUR JOB!
>> Anonymous
>>259202
>professional Women's BITCHING
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>259181

Holy shit this list becomes terrible once it gets into the 20s.

- Brees and Romo should be flipped.
- Recklessberger and Favre should be flipped.
- Cut Garrard and Bulger together and paste them in between McNabb and Anderson.
- Move Campbell up 2 to right above Edwards.
- Flip Leinart and Jackson. Rodgers stays where he is.
- Stick Young between Campbell and Edwards.
- Flip Grossman and Boller.

The resulting list would still have a couple of lower-tier kinks but overall would look MUCH better.
>> Anonymous
>>259310
Agree that Garrard and Bulger are way too fucking low. Big mistake on that list.
>> Anonymous
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ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
>> Anonymous
To: LA Times
CC: Ranking the NFL's quarterbacks
From: Rex Grossman
Re: Being the ranked 32 on latimes.com


Hi, La Times, my name is Rex Grossman. I play QB for the Chicago Bears. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the quarterback ranking of 32 that I have received on your website. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Brett Favre was ranked 5 and the Packers cut Favre's ass to the Jets on in exchange for a 4th round draft pick. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that he's 38 years old.


You know what, LA Times? Two can play this game. I rank you fucking 99. I rank you a fucking 99 in The Rex Grossman Times… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a number 1 ranking. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dicks. Go do the Raiders or something. Boom. Score one for Sexy Rexy.
>> Anonymous
>>259348
For the love of god, I hope you sent this to their letters section so it can be published in the LA Times :>
>> Anonymous
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whoops
>> Anonymous
FACT: Jon Kitna had more passing yards than Peyton Manning last season.

Weird shit happens.
>> Anonymous
>>259354

Well I was just remixing this copypasta

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3159&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1/

But I'm lazy. if anyone wants to finish it and make it much more funny then my attempt, would be awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>259348
i fucking lol'd till i cried
>> Anonymous
rax gri55mannnnnnnnnnn
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>259348

Post of the day on 4chan. Nothing can even come close.

You can retire for the day.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
>7. Matt Hasselbeck, Seattle: He has a bad body for a quarterback, but who cares? Hasselbeck makes quick decisions, is very accurate underneath and runs the Seahawks offense the way it's supposed to be run. Very underrated.

>He has a bad body for a quarterback, but who cares?

lol

Also, why does this list have Matt Schaub ranked when we all know Sage will be the started by week 4?
>> Anonymous
So how is Tony Romo going to complete any passes in Week 1 with Shawn Rogers sitting on his head?
>> Anonymous
> 26. Vince Young, Texas
> Texas

wat
>> Anonymous
>>259853
He players for the Oilers
>> Anonymous
>>259870
But he doesn't play there anymore, fucktard.
>> Anonymous
second overall pick in the Epic Fail League, if that's any consolation
>> Anonymous
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lol hai gais
>> Anonymous
>>259853
You'd think that the L.A. times would catch this shit.
>> Anonymous
>>259892
lol fuck off. Troy Smith is better than you.
>> Anonymous
Anyone know if Rax is starting tonight?

I'm going to the game and hoping to see him unleash the dragon.
>> Anonymous
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Jon Olowy here. What does /sp/ think of my teeth?
>> Anonymous
lol /sp/ it's fucking LA... they have no team so they have to troll.... Also lol at Garcia in top 10
>> Anonymous
>3. Tony Romo, Dallas
>9. Carson Palmer, Cincinnati
>14. Philip Rivers, San Diego
>17. Matt Schaub, Houston
>26. Vince Young, Texas

It's like they had their wives make this list.
>> Anonymous
>>259853
I was wondering the same thing.
>> Anonymous
>>259360
tono remo made me laugh a little
>> Anonymous
>>259348
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?LayoutType=1&SectionID=2&StoryID=3159
Old news is old
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>29. Alex Smith, San Francisco

wut. He's no Young or Montana, but 29?! He's going to be a legend someday when the 49ers make their return to glory, mark my words.
>> Anonymous
>>260302
Ninerfag here

I lold
>> Anonymous
>>259954

I'm a Broncos fag, but that made me lol.