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ITT team of lolplayers. help me fill in the gaps/replace existing players with even worse ones (bonus points depending on how much money they cost and playing for a big team). i wouldn't really go with players who just had one bad stint somewhere but have been good since then (ie forlan, woodgate)

gk: paul robinson
rb:
cb: titus bramble
cb: jean alain boumsong
lb: djimi traore
rmf: dirk kuyt
cmf: eric djemba djemba
cmf:
lmf: kieran richardson
cf:
cf:
>> Anonymous
John Stead up front. 1 goal in 30+ games as a striker. LOL!

Also, Shola Ameobi
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OH NOES, SENDEROS!
>> Anonymous
just need another cmf to make a full eleven, now. any takers?
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>>369389
The new Pascal Cygan!
>> Anonymous
gk:Dida
rb:Oleguer
cb:Kaladze
cb:Boumsong
lb:Riise
rm:
cm:
cm:
lm:
cf:Voronin
cf:Crouch
coach:koeman

Can't think of any really terrible midfield players.
>> Anonymous
Ali Dia in all positions.
>> Anonymous
>>369391
oh fuck, yeah, how did i forget him

right, new formation

------------------------------dida-------------------
boumsong bramble cygan senderos traore
kuyt-----------------djemba----------------richardson
---------------stead---------voronin
>> Anonymous
Dudek, motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
>>369403
wow that's awful
>> Anonymous
Massimo Taibi in goal
Paul Robinson substitute keeper
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>>369418
i was gonna say him, but EVERYONE says him, and it was quite a while ago

>>369400
hahaha, he doesnt even count. i dont know what position he "played", also.
>> Anonymous
Eboue can't go without a mention. He's fucking shit.
>> Anonymous
personally i like Kuyt he works soooooooo fucking hard.

Milan Baros comes to mind...

oh and Serghey Rebrov signed for Spurs he did shit
>> Anonymous
We need Jens Lehmann in goal
>> Anonymous
cf: Jan Koller
>> Anonymous
Kuyt

Kuyt Kuyt Kuyt Kuyt

Kuyt Kuyt Kuyt Kuyt

Kuyt Kuyt
>> Anonymous
Manager: McClaren

GK: Taibi / Robinson
RB: Kvarme
CB: Bramble
CB: Boumsong
LB: Traore
RM: Van Der Meyde
CM: Vinnie Jones
CM: Djemba Djemba
LM: Richardson
CF: Meijer
CF: Stead
>> Anonymous
Kleberson motherfuckaz
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>>369493
>> Anonymous
LOL GUYS DIRK KUYT DOESNT SCORE OFTEN SO HE SUCKS XD
>> Anonymous
>>369542


a striker that doesn't score often is pretty much the definition of "suck"
>> Anonymous
Mario Gomez and Luca Toni would be the world's lolziest strike partnership.
>> Anonymous
why all the Kieran Richardson hate? He's not that bad by mackem winger standards, it's not like he's Kevin Kilbane.

On the subject of Sunderland, Let's put Kevin Kyle in here somewehere.
>> Anonymous
>>369625
and what, may I ask, is wrong with Zinedine Kilbane?
>> Anonymous
How can Mika Silvestre and John O'shear doesn't already mentioned by anyone around here?
>> Anonymous
>>369633
They're bad, but players like Bramble and Boumsong are a league above in terms of awfulness.
>> Anonymous
gk: paul robinson
rb: jamie carragher
cb: titus bramble
cb: per koldrup
lb: djimi traore
rmf: dirk kuyt
cmf: eric djemba djemba
cmf:harry kewell
lmf: albert riera
cf: james beattie *shudders*
>> Anonymous
>>369625
Lol yeah Kevin Kyle is fucking useless.He's from my hometown and at weekends you'd see him out in town, drunk out of his mind and eating shitty take-aways.What a great pro.
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Abidal for fucks sake. The most useless piece of shit ever to occupy the left back position.
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>>369655
Carragher and Riera? Butthurt manurefag confirmed.
>> Anonymous
Just add the full Newcastle team to that (except Owen and Given) and you're sorted.
>> Anonymous
>>369508
Massimo Taibi

God we've had some awful flops.
>> Anonymous
>>369454
seriously? if you're not trolling, why the fuck would you like someone just cos they work hard? it doesn't mean he's not shit. might as well just put some ethiopian marathon running nigger in his place if that's all he's good for (which it is)
>> Anonymous
cmf: Fabrice Muamba

Played for Brum last year, tackles his own team & dribbles 4 yards from the goal line around opposing players.

cf: Garry McSheffry

lets face it, this fuckwad is bound to pass to the other team, chip the ball to the other team, miss the ball completely, fail to defend a tackle, take a shot that goes to the feet of the opposition who then score against you. In fact just about anything this guy does is pretty much gauranteed to mean you conceed a goal. How he still gets picked is...well actually no. If faddys injured and quincy can't play then this guy gets picked. Just wish we could sell the fucker.
>> Anonymous
op, what soccer team does nowitzki play for in the off-season? if i was cuban, i'd be pissed.
>> Anonymous
>>370601
africa
>> Anonymous
francis jeffers
>> Anonymous
Put Christopher Wreh in forward. Once played for Arsenal, last I heard he's banned from Indonesia.

Classic one: Real Betis' Denilson a couple of seasons ago. Record transfer fee and gets his team relegated.
>> Anonymous
Got room for bruno cheyrou? And for more current players, bendtner looks like a bit of a donkey.
>> Anonymous
Bernardo Corradi should get in, relegates almost every team he's in.