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Here’s one from a reliable source that, frankly, is too weird to be fabricated.

Saints owner Tom Benson owns various car dealerships. We’re told that, each year, he brings a mini-fleet of new cars to the team facility in the hopes of getting some of his employees to make a purchase.

As we hear it, the players don’t really appreciate the sales pitch, due in part to the perception that they aren’t offered much of a deal.

This year, some of them made it known.

On Saturday, when players arrived at the facility to continue preparations for Monday night’s home game against the Packers, more than one of the cars was coated in a certain byproduct of the human digestive system.

So much for that new car smell.

It’s believed that two or more players were responsible for the mess, but we’ve yet to confirm the names of the suspects.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/category/rumor-mill/
>> Anonymous
>>483735

Saintsfag here, not surprising.

Benson is pretty hated around here by both fans and players after that shit with wanting to move the team after Katrina.
>> Anonymous
Addendum of>>483745

I live near that facility too and drive by it alot, both during the day and at night.

There's very little security most of the time, wouldn't be surprised if it was actually fans that did it. If they did it unseen is another question cause that place is right by a highly active highway that's a main route in and out of the city.