File :-(, x, )
Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
TRUE FACT: CapitalistBastard raped and impregnated his own sister, then made her pay for the abortion so he could spend his money on a Sidney Crosby RealDoll.

TRUE FACT: CapitalistBastard was prescribed Wellbutrin XR in 2005. He sold all his pills to kids in homeroom class so that he could special-order a love pillow from Japan that looked like Evgeny Malkin. Unfortunately, they sent him a Michelle Malkin pillow instead. Unable to achieve an erection to someone who isn't white and Anglo-Saxon, the pillow was sold on eBay to a Mr. "Lush Rimbaugh".

TRUE FACT: The Pittsburgh Steelers have a restraining order against CapitalistBastard, ordering him to stay at least 2000 yards away from Heinz Field and the Steelers practice facilities at all times. This springs from a 2007 incident in which CB was caught in the Steelers locker room licking the inside of Ben Roethlisberger's jockstrap.

TRUE FACT: CapitalistBastard has not cheered for the Pittsburgh Pirates. Ever.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>TRUE FACT: CapitalistBastard has not cheered for the Pittsburgh Pirates. Ever.

He has orgasms when he thinks of their field, though.
>> Anonymous
TRUE FACT: Shortly after CB declared the Rangers "would never beat any good teams this year", they beat the Pens
>> Detroiter !zg3qAF9X/E
>>429361
He's still correct.
>> Anonymous
>>429370
I didn't say he wasn't.
>> Anonymous
TRUE FACT: commissioner red is a loser that has nothing better to do than slander people on /v/
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>429376
>/v/

wat
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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>>429376
>on /v/
>> Anonymous
>>429370
thatsthejoke.jpg
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
This is a really stupid thread.
>> Anonymous
>>429394
look who started it. act surprised.
>> Anonymous
bump for relevancy
>> Anonymous
wow /sp/ sure does have some shitty tripfags.

except UZ I guess, never seen him post any bullshit.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>429426

Return to /b/ then.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHA NOBODY LIKE YOU OR YOUR THREAD
>> Anonymous
>>429442

no thanks, instead why dont you and your 3 tripfag friends go back to your private clubhouse and jerk eachother off
>> Anonymous
I give this thread an 11/10, solely for the sake of The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh.

Fuck yeah.

Mighty mighty Pisces... awww yeah...
>> Anonymous
>>429347

You tried trolling everyone with the two MMA threads earlier, and immediately quit once everyone called you out. And no more then twenty minutes later, you're at it again, spouting your shit and pissing all over the board. Seriously, somebody ban this motherfucker already.
>> Anonymous
>>429347
trying to garner attention on 4chan is just as low as it can get
>> Anonymous
You know, grandstanding tripfags isn't exactly desirable, but anyone defending CapitalistBastard is a fucking retard or a sockpuppet.
>> Anonymous
Posting in a got trolled thread.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
TRUE FACT: This thread was deader than Nate Washington until just now.
>> Anonymous
>>431610
TRUE FACT: You need to an Nate Washington
>> headsigh !pPyM90q9.6
TRUE FACT: Matt Stairs.
>> Anonymous
>>431610
lol what kind of loser bumps his own thread?
>commisioner red
ahhhhhh, now it makes sense
>> Anonymous
>TRUE FACT: CapitalistBastard has not cheered for the Pittsburgh Pirates. Ever.

Well, come on... Who has in the last 15 years?
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>431629

Real fans?
>> Anonymous
>>431610
I think you've confused Nat washington with Anquan Boldin after he plays my Jets
>> Anonymous
>>431631
I saw all 162 regular season Brewers games. There was nobody in those Pittsburgh seats in August, even for CC's no-hitter.
>> headsigh !pPyM90q9.6
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>> Anonymous
>>431634

I hope you work for them, otherwise it's pretty sad to follow the Brewers like that.
>> Anonymous
youve devoted 500+ hours to the brewers? thats kind of sad
>> Anonymous
Why is it sad to follow the Brewers for a whole season? If it's your team, it's your team. Or would you rather he hop on some bandwagon?
>> Anonymous
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BOSTON FAGGOT. MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH WOULD BE WONDERFUL
>> Anonymous
>>431643
why is it sad? I paid 200 bucks for the MLB season package on DirecTV so I might as well follow my team. Especially since most of the time I was home from college and had nothing to do during the day but watch baseball.
>> Anonymous
Why is everyone so pissy about CB getting slammed?