Random countries all over the world are saying:"Ha! Look at that shit! Lets spend a billion more in cash on our sports here in our country so next gamens we can like totally get some more of them medalz. Forget all that other shit people worry about in theire misserable lives! After all, if we win many gold medalz our country will oficially be better then others and our citizens will rejoice!! Like them Chinamen"
I am CONVINCED that that bitch of a mother had him genetically engineered or some shit.The worst part... SHE HASN'T TOLD HIM YET!This should be a Lifetime drama.
>>253694I think the answer is much simpler:Gen Doping
>>254742I've heard Micheal Phelps was one of the first to volunteer for some new drug testing shit.