File :-(, x, )
The Kuo Express vs. STAIRS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE WALKED IN LA - Game 5 Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Game 5

The Hamels vs. The Billingsley

Series: 1-3 Phillies
>> Anonymous
Dodgers are leading 26-0.

Then Torre takes out Billingsley in the 8th, and Broxton gives up 14 Grand Slams to Stairs.
>> Anonymous
>STAIRS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE WALKED IN LA

Apparently no one told Matt because he took a full revolution around the basepaths in game 4.
>> Anonymous
Kuo has the greatest bobble head of all-time.
>> Anonymous
If the Dodgers win, I think they will win Game 6.

BUT HAMELS IS HAMELS.

And Billingsley is shit.
>> Anonymous
>>407621
i'd die happy
>> philly phil !!qCVBlsevuRr
anyone think that howard, even as bad as he has been playing, is due to bust out for a big game?
>> Anonymous
Ryan Howard having a big game? Hell no. Not in the 3/4 spot, and not this year. He's reaching A-Rod-iran level of post season futility, and its because he's not making the adjustments. The Phillies should move him down to sixth or seventh but Charlie Manuel is to foolheaded to do it.
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>407640

No.

Dodgers are fighting for their lives.

Phillies are fighting...just to get Hamels the win and go on.

If the Dodgers beat Hamels, the Dodgers have a chance. Then they have Myers and Blanton.
>> Anonymous
I can't believe this is the best fucking thing on tv tonight. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

I can't even hate anybody involved in the broadcast because I don't know anybody. I know I liked the Dodgers when they had Gagne and that they do not have him now. This is faggy.
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>407692

They have Kuo.

KUO VS. STAIRS

IT WILL DECIDE EVERYTHING
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>407690

So when the Dodgers lose tonight, will you kill yourself? Because it's your fault, you know.
>> Anonymous
is this game sold out or can i show up in the 3rd and get tickets?
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>407698

Aren't you late for making a 'MMA isn't a sport' thread and jerking off to C-list wrestling promotions?
>> Anonymous
stairs hits 8 run double grand slam
>> Is it trolling if you genuinely hate? Anonymous
I'm gonna pour out some more baseball hate real quick. It's the last sport to institute instant replay, and the reason behind that is NO ONE WANTED TO WATCH THE LIVE ACTION.

It's the only sport where even in the playoffs a baseball stadium will still avoid panning to upper seats so noone realizes how empty it is.

It's the only sport where you wait hours to see one guy come up to the plate 3-4 times and possibly knock the ball out of hte park.
>> Anonymous
>>407709
GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>407709

to answer your question, no, i don't think so. as for the rest, meh.
>> Anonymous
Billingsley's ERA is only 27.00

Lets see if Philly can up that further.
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
The Dodgers are not winning this game if we get a shit line-up announcer again.

Whoever gets the cooler announcer tonight wins the series.
>> Anonymous
did anyone get a snapshot of david boreanaz doin the hang loose sign just now? i loled
>> Anonymous
Angel needs fucking cue cards to remember his own teams lineup. That's some sad shit yo.
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
They get the guy from Bones.

Watch us get another reliever.
>> Anonymous
lol at half full dodger's stadium
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>407746

There are two huge wildfires going around the area.
>> Anonymous
LOL ROLLINS
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
OH FUCK THIS

BRING IN FUCKING KUO
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
way to start the game dodgers

good job, you deserve a cookie
>> Anonymous
and so it begins
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>407749

So you're blaming it on the weekly wildfire instead of the 55% bandwagon rate of Dodgers fans? Nice myopia.
>> Anonymous
>>407749
lol what does that have to do with the fires? I'd still go if there was a fire near my home.
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>407762

Yes.

Fires scare us in Los Angeles.
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
>>407762
I blame it on your baby penis.
>> Anonymous
FONZIE
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Oh shit it's THE FONZ.
>> Anonymous
>>407765

are you sure its wildfires that scare you? or could it be...
J-ROLLIN??
>> Anonymous
henry winkler is awesome
>> philly phil !!qCVBlsevuRr
>Oh shit it's THE FONZ

we're fucked
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>407765

Your shitty cesspool catches fire twice a fucking week, and it still scares you? Jesus.

Is there a radio station with online streaming that has the game on? Joe Buck fucking ruins baseball.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>407782

why yes i do love the cock
>> Anonymous
yeah here comes randy martinez
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
And Manny walks...again.

Martin, you've been hit, hit...almost hit...then hit again...and then struck out a bunch.

Make something happen.
>> philly phil !!qCVBlsevuRr
>>407787

pr0n star?
>> Anonymous
what is that thing manny's always got in his mouth?
>> philly phil !!qCVBlsevuRr
>>407793
inb4cock
>> Anonymous
Roles players + no Ace = FAiL
>> Anonymous
>>407793

Mouthguard, so he has something to chew on instead of chewing tobacco.
>> Anonymous
>>407800

ah. looks like a fruit roll up ha
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I can save the Dodgers.
>> Anonymous
fuck you shawn valentino
>> Anonymous
chip billerson what are you doinggg why didnt you strike out peter felix
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
So what's Kemp going to do tonight?

Will he hit a home run, please? Can he? He must be pissed he got sit down by Juan Pierre.
>> Anonymous
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8658944/FOX-FEEDS
>> Anonymous
>>407782

I'm here in southern California and have set up a live radio stream of a local radio station with the game.

http://www.stickam.com/vtech
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY
GO PHILS! KILL THEEEEEEEEEEM!
>> Anonymous
yeahhh booyyy
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Wow, DeWitt is the motherfucking RALLY KILLER of the Dodgers.
>> Anonymous
>>407831

word
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Yes, he did come through in the blowout game, but whenever he is up with RISP, he fucks up huge.

...I...I...think...maybe...Kent...yes...maybe even Kent could be a good choice.
>> Anonymous
Once upon a time, DeWitt was a ROY hopeful.
>> Anonymous
Kent can't play defense. I wouldn't want to see him in there.
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>407839

But DeWitt can't hit.

It's like they need to fucking fuse.
>> Anonymous
>>407840

Kent can't hit either. 4 PH at-bats, two GIDP, and two grounds out to 2nd. I rather see DeWitt, an guy who doesn't ole every fucking ball hit to his left.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>407840
>> Anonymous
DICKKKKKKKK

Im stuck with faggy baseball since all the channels are going on about the presidential debate.

So what's going down, did Matt Stairs hit yet?
>> Anonymous
gorgeous slide, i thought they got him
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
The umpire sounds like he wants to flirt with Utley.
>> Anonymous
top 3 and NOW the stadium is full
>> Anonymous
thanks for not being totally useless ryan howard
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Is it Maddux time yet?
>> Anonymous
yay Howard did something! poor Lafags can go home now
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Billingsley, you are gone.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
AN ACE THEY SAID.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
I love it how the Dodger "faithful" turn on their players at the drop of a hat.

Or the drop of an RBI single into right field, as it were.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
WTB Real Ace.
>> Anonymous
Time for the reason why the entire nation of S.Korea is a bandwagon for Dodgers to come out!! wooohoooo!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>407870

oh hai
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Billingsley just as good as Tim, eh Dwight?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
lol lets draft him first gaise.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
TEH LEGEND WILL SAVE YOU LA!!!
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>407875

A young pitcher usually does get rattled in the playoffs.

Tim, sadly, will probably never make the playoffs with the Giants, so he'll never find out.
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Ozuna: Pro Punter to Pitcher
>> Anonymous
>>407880

Haha! So butthurt! Just a couple weeks ago you picked the Giants would win the west 'a couple of times based on their great pitching'.

What's the matter? A little defensive now that you're getting your asses handed to you?
>> Anonymous
Tim's a better pitcher than Chad this year. Three years down the line? Tim's arm might fall off then, while the Dodgers will protect Chad's arm.
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>407885

I was being sarcastic about the Giants winning, sadly.

Come back when the Giants, are you know, good enough to even get 2nd in the shitty NL West.
>> Anonymous
>>407875
>>407877
>>407878

lol
lol
lol

pitcher faces are hilarious
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
The only thing worse than Joe Buck calling this game is Dwight refusing to admit that the Dodgers were never going to win this series.

You lose, Dwight. Your bandwagon faggot shit doomed the Dodgers. It's all your fault.
>> Anonymous
inb4 3 shutout innings by Maddux.
>> Anonymous
>>407891

AHAHAHA! SO FUCKING BUTTHURT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I've been waiting for this for a long time: Dwight finally cops to just being a butthurt little tripfag. Guess what? You got first in the NL West, and got just as many pennants/championships this year as the Giants.

Enjoy your prolonged failure, Fairweatherfag. Nothing like shitting the bed on a national stage.
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>407898

Again, go make some more 'MMA IS NOT A SPORT' threads.

Those are the only I see you make anyways.
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>407905

So...you would rather have a shitty old team in the Giants than a young and upcoming Dodgers team?

Alright.
>> Anonymous
>>407898
Like how he was wrong about the nlds? OH WAIT HE WASNT.

Have you ever added anything to this board other than utter garbage?
>> Anonymous
Hai. Giants are going to be bad for a long, long time. No offense = no wins.
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
>>407906
Just ignore him Dwight, he's really angry aboot his baby penis and like most pretentious pricks here on this board he takes his anger out on whoever teams are losing.
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Maddux...where the fuck have you been?
>> philly phil !!qCVBlsevuRr
>>407918

dodgers probably would have fared better if he had started
>> Anonymous
I wouldn't expect you guys to follow the Giants draft picks and development, so I'll let our offense be a surprise to you when it arrives.

But enough about them, Chad Billingsley is pitching! And Dwight assured me he's 'just as good as Tim over in San Fran.' This should be electric!

Oh wait... what the... who's that on the mound? Wait, that's not Chad. What? He got knocked out of the game? In the 3RD INNING?
>> Anonymous
>>407918

Maddux is baseball God... the Cubs are stupid to let him go twice... HE SHALL LEAD LA TO TEH PROMISED LAND!!
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>407906

Aw, is widdle ol' Dwight bitter and butthurt over bandwagoning the wrong team? Bet you wish you came here as Dwight the Philly Phace, huh?
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>407931

Not really?

I mean, at least I show up when my team is losing. You show up when only Philly is up. If they go down by 1, you'll be off watching the WWE.
>> Anonymous
>>407939

Commissioner Red is RMD, AKA D'back assholish fan.
>> Anonymous
>>407939
i hope you arent serious philly fans are some of the most loyal around
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
>>407931
RDM is my bitch he is too scared to respond too me. I expect less from some punk ass faggot tweaking suburb kid from Phoenix. Or he just still butthurt over his baby penis.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>407939

Dohohohohohoho. This coming from a guy who didn't even post on /sp/ until the Dodgers clinched the division. Man, lollin' hard.
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>407947

Game 3 was basically all Dodgers fans.

Either all Philly fans are trolls, or they turned their televisions off when Moyer gave up the first run.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
     File :-(, x)
>>407948
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
     File :-(, x)
>>407955
>> Anonymous
ProTip: RMD's tripcode is Red Machine D#rmd

A gift from your friends at /tg/ who also hate this fat ginger faggot
>> philly phil !!qCVBlsevuRr
did they just try to impersonate harry kalas?
>> Anonymous
>>407957
Thanks!
>> Anonymous
i didnt know Squall Leonhart was a pitcher for the phillies
>> Anonymous
thx furcal

<3 you
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Furcal has now fucked over...3 games for us.

Thanks, Furcal.
>> Anonymous
retard shortstop is retard

this game is over
>> Anonymous
what the fuckkkkkkk
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Nice fielding, Furcal!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
leave the rest to me
>> Anonymous
DOUBLE ERRORS

FOR WHEN FUCKIN UP ONCE ON A PLAY JUST ISN'T ENOUGH
>> philly phil !!qCVBlsevuRr
the dodgers infield is channeling the cubs infield
>> Anonymous
???furcal???
>> Anonymous
>>407968
you fucking ride the shit out of everyone and as soon as they do bad you act like you never thought they were good
>> Anonymous
you are now aware that the dodgers only won 84 games and shouldnt have made the playoffs if it wasnt for the nl west
>> Anonymous
FURCAL I FUCKING LOVE YOU
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>407947

i beg to differ, no fans are loyal when compared to the fans of the cubs
>> Anonymous
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
more errors plz. this game - and series - is over.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Furcal is the MVP for the Phillies.
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs---leave the world series to me

"insert pirate patch"
>> Anonymous
>>407983
I have been saying this for awhile. As a Brewers fan I know for a fact that the Dodgers would have finished FIFTH in the NL Central. FUCKING FIFTH. Houston, St.Louis, Milwaukee and Chicago all had better records than LAD.

A team of retarded midgets could have beaten CHC the way they played in the first round.
>> Anonymous
>>407987
>>407987
>Cubs fans
>loyalty

Protip: Stupidity ? loyalty.
>> Anonymous
3 errors in 1 inning

HAHAHAHH, OH WOW
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
...Can I be pissed at him now?

Or do I have to wait for him to make a 4th error?
>> Anonymous
CUE DODGERFAGS POURING OUT OF THE STADIUM SLIPPING AND FALLING ON THE TEARS ON THE WAY OUT
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hey gais I just Dan Uggla is this bad?
>> Anonymous
if they get a few more runs matt stairs should come in as honorary left fielder
>> Anonymous
COME ON #4!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>407996

Silly anon, LA fans don't cry. They're too busy doing drugs, checking their phones upon arrival in the 3rd inning and trying to remember where they parked as they leave in the 5th.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>408000

This is incredibly accurate. You must have been to quite a few games at Chavez Ravine.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
you take the night off matt stairs, i got this one

pic related
>> Anonymous
Furcal is such a total piece of shit. Why is he not in AA
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
So here's how it's going to work:

We're going to SOMEHOW break Hamels, get 6 runs, and then somehow hold on by Kuo.
>> Captain Falcon
What the fuck is Furcal doing? Get Nomar in there!
>> Anonymous
>>408003

Staples Center, actually. I just assumed they were all the same.
>> Anonymous
wow i kind of respect victorino now. that's good sportsmanship, even if he is a googly-eyed sumbitch
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
>>408003I have a baby penis.

This is incredibly accurate.
>> philly phil !!qCVBlsevuRr
     File :-(, x)
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
AW FUCK DEWITT

NO...OUR MOMENTUM...PLEASE...DEWITTTTTTT
>> Anonymous
wow i thought the dodgers had something goin, then DeWitt picked up the bat and i realized it was all in vain
>> philly phil !!qCVBlsevuRr
4-6-3
>> Anonymous
FUCK YOU DEWITT
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
...Dewitt...Oh fucking God.
>> Anonymous
blake dewitt is a pretty cool guy, eh grounds into double plays and doesnt afraid of anything
>> Anonymous
Every time I see DeWitt at bat, it always ends with a GIDP
>> Anonymous
>>408020
i lol'd
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
We need one run.

...Just...one run...Kent...ONE RUN
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
I think Blake Dewitt is a pretty cool guy, eh kills rallies and doesnt afraid of anything
>> Anonymous
SO THE GREAT DEBATE:

When the Phillies win, will DeWitt or Furcal be the MVP for the Phillies?
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Thank you Kent.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
You can't spell Kent without K.
>> Anonymous
The Dodgers are looking every bit like a team that was 8 games under .500 lolz

Furcal #1 MVP, with DeWitt getting honorary mention.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Oh, hai I just joined this thread...

Postin' this here then

PHILLIES VERSUS RAYS
>> Captain Falcon
There's only one way the Dodgers could have won this series.

lineup

1B - Manny Ramirez
2B - Manny Ramirez
3B - Manny Ramirez
SS - Manny Ramirez
LF - Manny Ramirez
CF - Manny Ramirez
RF - Manny Ramirez
C - Manny Ramirez
P - Manny Ramirez
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
McDonald is fucking awesome.

...Now...Furcal (who should be playing for his life), Ethier (who should be playing to get laid tonight by his wife), and Manny (who should be playing for...I dunno...he's Manny)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
looks to me like the phillies are going to the world suries
>> Anonymous
>>408054
Manny would give up 25 runs a game as pitcher. Good thing he'd also produce 30 as a hitter.
>> Anonymous
>>408059
Manny would have the courage to throw inside
>> Anonymous
>>408056
>and Manny (who's playing for a bigger salary in new york next year)

fix'd
>> Captain Falcon
>>408056

Manny does it for the lulz.

>>408059

He'd get more than 30.
>> Anonymous
>>408059
agreed, i don't think manny is pitching material.
>> Anonymous
>>408062
Manny to Philadelphia. Charlie Manuel has known him and helped coach him since he was 16 and said he thinks of him as a son. Oh the Dodger butthurt would be legendary.
>> Anonymous
did he just say if your the phillies you want manny to hit with the bases loaded? or am i hearing things
>> Anonymous
>>408069

you must be, that's utter retardation
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
This is the last game Manny will ever play as a Dodger.

Take a picture, Dodgerfags, it'll last longer.
>> Anonymous
Manny won't be Manny tonight.
>> Captain Falcon
>>408069

Well I'm not watching but I woudln't be surprised if McCarver said that.
>> Anonymous
I love that swing.
>> philly phil !!qCVBlsevuRr
too little too late
>> Anonymous
well you need to let them score at least once
>> Dwight the Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
OH FUCK IT

MANNY HIT A HOMER

LEAST WE'RE GOING OUT IN STYLE
>> Anonymous
The rally is on!
>> Anonymous
HOME RUNNAN
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Well, that's what happen when you pitch to Man-Ram. Dude may be a complete cancer, but he can fuckin swing.
>> Captain Falcon
Hitting it the opposite way. Fuck me I forgot how good Manny way.
>> Anonymous
>>408071
He did say that, I heard it too.
>> Anonymous
FAGGO????????????????????????????????????????????????
?? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????
w??????????????????????????????????????????????????
TS
>> Anonymous
>>408086

well it was utter retardation then cause he went yard.

i fuckin hate fox sports announcers
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>408087

Is /b/ down or something? We've had a lot of /b/ material in here lately.
>> Anonymous
>>408082
TO llittle, too late, amirite, Russel OUT!
>> Anonymous
....I'm a Phillies fan and even I thought that pitch was low as hell.
>> Anonymous
sports are for queers???????????????????????????????????????????????
??? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????
w??????????????????????????????????????????????????
>> Anonymous
Can they play anything other then "I love LA" by Randy Newman and the Rocky theme? Fox sports eat shit. I wish Comcast could carry this game with Harry K broadcasting
>> Anonymous
>>408096
I couldn't agree more
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
Give Victorino the Golden Glove
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, that was insane
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Time for one last push
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
lulz best postseason evar. tonight nothing but LAfag butthurt. tomorrow soxfag bawwwing will commence. feels good man. rays/phillies world series lulz for teh mlb.
>> Anonymous
>>408167
lol at pic
>> Anonymous
>>408167
lol, bandwagoners. wen will they learn.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>407620
>> Anonymous
AMAZING CATCH BY UTLEY, and yet all i hear from joe buck is silence.

fuck you joe buck, fuck you. you are everything that is wrong with color commentary

not even a philfag here
>> Anonymous
>>408207

agreed, RRRAAAAAAAGGGEEEE at buck. the guy has a forehead the size of canada
>> Anonymous
ryan madson says FUCK IT IM THROWIN HEAT
>> Anonymous
>>408215
The only time buck gives a shit is when the cardinals are playing.