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Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Notice something, /sp/:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080904 - Bill Simmons picks the shitty 49ers over the Cardinals. The Cards won.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080912 - Bill Simmons picks the even shittier Dolphins over the Cardinals. The Cards won big.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080919 - This week, Bill Simmons once again picks against the Cardinals.

Despite the Redskins having a below average at best defense and a red hot Kurt Warner, as well as the Cards sporting the biggest tandem threat in the NFL in Anquan Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald, not to mention the Cards D suddenly performing well, the general consensus amongst prognosticators is that the Redskins are going to win. In fact, the only two pundits I know of that are picking the Cardinals are some guy on First Take and Sports Gal.

This isn't Josh McCown throwing to David Boston, guys. This is a legitimate offense with a worthwile defense backing them up. Yet, no respect is coming the Cards' way from any real source.

What gives?
>> Anonymous
Its the Arizona Cardinals, nobody cares. So you beat up two shitty teams (and i'm a dolphins fan that expected the beating), why do you want him to jump on your cock?

In any case, if its any consolation i'm taking your cardinals cause Washington blows too
>> Anonymous
Colt Brennan will enter the game in the fourth quarter and rally the Redskins to an epic comeback.
>> Anonymous
You beat the niners by 10 points with a +5 TO margin.

Not an impressive showing, brah. You won't go .500 from here on out.
>> Anonymous
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hey op, i cannot find myself doing something ever than LOOK. AT. THAT. BIRD. i must leave /sp/ nao. GOD THE ANGER IN ITS EYES. IT BEAT THAT. FISH. WHEN THAT. BIRD. MEETS. THAT. BISON. that is real sports.
>> Anonymous
>>347995
THAT. BIRD. will be forced to play a JET (lol) an Star (dbl lol) it is all about THAT. BISON. THAT. PANTHER. and other things that THAT. BIRD. will beat *hi 5 * YumBird.
>> Anonymous
Please don't make me AIDSbomb this thread. THAT. BIRD. is not a meme. Be enthusiastic about your failsquad, but don't force this shit.

1.) Find a player
2.) Keen observation/distinguishing characteristic
3.) ?????
4.) Profit!
>> Anonymous
>>348021
1. Kurt Warner awesome
1. Larry Fitzgerald awesome
2. Anquan Boldin distinguishes hisself by being awesome.
3. Fags love the Cowboys.
4. Profit,
>> Anonymous
Fine. Be the Awesomezona Awesomes then. That's infinitely better than THAT. FAGGOTRY.
>> Anonymous
>>347995
TYPING. LIKE. THIS. DOES. NOT. MAKE. YOU. FUNNY.
>> Anonymous
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>>348035
YAH. KINDA. DOES.
>> Anonymous
2 things

1. The Cards are a much better team then last year, but that has to do with a healthy defense, more so then the offense, which no one has questioned was good.

2. You do realize that Bill Simmons is famous for getting football picks wrong, right? On his podcasts and stuff, he is normally right, but when he writes them down, he over thinks it, and goes back on his first instinct. He is almost never above .500

Him picking against the Cards seems like a good thing for them
>> Anonymous
expect the redskins to dominate defensively


that is all
>> Anonymous
>>348081
cleats on chest.

that. is. all.
>> Anonymous
nigga fuck the cardinals. get off that shit
>> Anonymous
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>>348092
cleats. on. chest.

that. is. all.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>348054
>1. The Cards are a much better team then last year, but that has to do with a healthy defense, more so then the offense, which no one has questioned was good.

Then how come the overwhelming pick last week was the Dolphins with Arizona at -6.5? People honestly thought - and put money down on - the Dolphins defense holding the Cardinals to six points. If any of these clowns had any respect for the Cardinals or even thought they were any different from "hurf durf 3-13 matt leinart lol", there wouldn't have been a touchdown brick on that, would there?
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
WHAT? BILL SIMMONS TURNS OUT TO BE A COMPLETE RETARD? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> Anonymous
>>348114

Probably because miami was a pass away from upsetting a very respect Jets team and the Cards beat a non-respected 49ers team. The move to Warner vastly upgraded your offense.

The only problem is the Cardinals are tailor made to beat up on a team short on secondary IE. The Miami Dolphins.
>> Anonymous
>>348126
> Probably because miami was a pass away from >upsetting a very respect Jets team and the Cards >beat a non-respected 49ers team. The move to >Warner vastly upgraded your offense.

> The only problem is the Cardinals are tailor made >to beat up on a team short on secondary IE. The >Washington Redskins.

FIX'd.
>> Anonymous
>Despite the Redskins having a below average at best defense

Wrong

I did pick the cards to win, but this game could go either way and I would not be surprised.
>> Anonymous
btw David Boston thread, he took steroids and ate pokemans. also op should let. us. bird. lookers. fly. under. radar. WHO THAT FUCK CARES about espn??

LEAVE.JERK.
>> Anonymous
> the Cards D suddenly performing well

Any D would perform well against the 49ers and Dolphins.

Except the Seahawks I guess, lol