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Anonymous
Tonight's Rays/Red Sox game features 2 pitchers who can't make it out of the 5th inning.
>> Anonymous
In during Matsuzaka walking the whole team.
>> Anonymous
Long game will be longgggggg
>> Anonymous
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lololol way to hit a guy with the bases loaded
>> Anonymous
He missed if the slider the first 6 times, why the fuck would he get it then?

Nice game calling Tek.
>> Anonymous
Daisuke Matsuzaka is the worse 16-2 pitcher of all time.
>> Anonymous
what do you expect with those squinty eyes, its hard to see the strike zone, or batter.
>> Anonymous
Again, Matsuzaka shows why he is the the luckiest pitcher in the MLB and the most frustrating to watch.
>> Anonymous
I just realized that OP's picture is from my local Dunkin's.
>> Anonymous
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HOW DO YOU ONE-HOP A THROW TO THE CUTOFF MAN FROM LEFT FIELD AT FENWAY

That's, what, 90 feet!??
>> Anonymous
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>>325939
that the one on 9th and 62nd?
>> Anonymous
>>325965

No, I think it's the one on US-19 north of Tampa Road.
>> Anonymous
Dice-K sure is an ace.
>> Anonymous
why the fuck is boston so fucking lucky?
>> Anonymous
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FUCK YOU BITCH THIS USED TO BE MY HOUSE
>> Anonymous
Coco is swinging a hot bat.....it also could be stolen.
>> Anonymous
moar like coco crips amirite
>> Anonymous
What's going on here?
>> Anonymous
>>326038

The strange and bizarre shit that always fucking happens when the Rays play in Fenway.

Kazmir gets fucked in the ass because the ump has shitty equipment.
>> Anonymous
Name them:

Cuckoo Crisp
Dustin Pedophileroia
David Fatsortiz
Mike Blowells
JD Dud
Kevin Yousuckilis
Jason Varishrek
Jonathan Poopoobon
Door Matsuzaka
Jon Jester

Let's hear yours
>> Anonymous
Here comes the gas can known as the boston bullpen
>> Anonymous
>>326041
>David Fatsortiz
I have no idea why this terrible joke made me laugh.
>> Anonymous
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Fucking umps rape the Rays every time in Fenway.
>> Anonymous
>>326077
That seems to be almost every road game it seems
>> Anonymous
JASON MOTHERFUCKING BAY!
>> Anonymous
>>326265
THIS
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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Tonight's the night I get in some shit.
>> Anonymous
Kill that fucking canadian
>> Anonymous
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jonathan papelbon is in 1ST PLACE!!!!!
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>326010

Boston has actually been unlucky on the whole this season - their SoS-adjusted expected runs totals say they should be 91-52 right now.
>> Anonymous
>>326286

That why you play the WHOLE season. By the end the best team will be in 1st.
>> Anonymous
>>326290
Gee, thanks Madden.
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>> Anonymous
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HOLY FUCKING BALLS
>> Anonymous
OMGWTFBB1!!!!1111ONEONE~!!!!1!1!111
>> Anonymous
motherfucker wasn't even on the 40-man until today. dude didn't even SHOW UP AT THE BALLPARK until 10 minutes before the game started.
>> Anonymous
EPIC FAIL.
>> Anonymous
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>>326274

jonathan fucking papelbon 2nd PLACE*
>> Anonymous
In b4 typical Boston choke.
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>> Anonymous
>>326309
you just made it
>> Anonymous
mother fucker
>> Anonymous
Thank you Tito for pitching Papelbon 2 days ago in a blowout.
>> Anonymous
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> Anonymous
Pimplebutt
Poopoobon
Papelblown

Come on /sp/, come up with some more
>> Anonymous
DAMMIT PAPELBON
BLOWING A SAVE
FUCKING UP MY FANTASY PLAYOFFS TOO
>> Anonymous
ITT: Tito can't manage a fucking bullpen.
>> Kilgamayan
brb jerking off.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Varitek you useless piece of shit, I can't wait until you are gone next year.
>> Anonymous
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THAT'S NASTY
>> Anonymous
>>326358
This.

That was the worst AB I've ever seen.
>> Anonymous
ROFL at Red Sox fans going berzerk over a shallow pop fly.
>> Anonymous
>>326358
Varitek is NOT on the team because he can bat.
>> Anonymous
>>326369
Umm wrong. That's what he did to begin with, he's also just above average at calling game now.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Aw, hell.
>> Anonymous
EAT SHIT RED SUX
>> Anonymous
>>326372

Umm wrong. look at the red sox 2006 season. please get off the bandwagon now.
>> Anonymous
sox lose, sox lose

they suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

eat shit red sux nation, fuck you
>> Anonymous
>>326379
And look at all the years before that, and if you were smart you'd remember he was out for 2 months in 2006. Nice try.
>> Anonymous
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CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>> Anonymous
>>326385
and when he went out the red sox that season the sox season end. did you see how bad they were? now please gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>326398
WHATABURGER
>> Anonymous
>>326398
just like you like it
>> Anonymous
>>326398
PAPELBAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>326398
FLOPelbon
>> Anonymous
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wat
>> Anonymous
>>326399
No, you are right.

It had nothing to do will the pitching injuries that racked up in the final 2 month or the RISP.
>> Anonymous
>>326398

You fucking deserve it after the shit you dished at the all star break
>> Anonymous
You know, it wasn't the fact that Pap blew the save. Fuck, he hasn't been all that great as in past seasons. It was the fact that Coco Crisp was swing for the fucking fence in those last two swings. WITH A MAN ON THIRD, YOU GET A SINGLE, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!
>> Anonymous
>>326425
No it was Papelbon, he fucking sucked tonight.

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>> Anonymous
>>326425
sure looked like he blew it
>> Anonymous
>>326429
He threw 20 pitches.

19 Fastball - 1 Changeup
>> Anonymous
>>326443
Remember when Paps used to throw a nasty splitter?

Then he was all like fuck it.
>> Anonymous
>>326449

Rays fan here. I was sort of wondering where his slider went. His heat is awesome but the strike zone is only so big and if you guess right (especially after seeing five pitches already -- your timing is down) the ball goes out as fast as it came in.