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USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
>> Anonymous
REBECCA SONIIIIIIII
>> Anonymous
And Norway takes bronze another victory for the euros
>> Anonymous
Soni has game.
>> Anonymous
Pfft. Women's swimming.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
Did you here those cheers of victory? Can you smell that?
That's the smell of Ausfailian tears.
>> Anonymous
At least it's not Katie Hoff. What a failure.
>> Anonymous
>>250196
ROfl
>> Anonymous
>>250192
Fuck yeah Breast Stroke.
>> Anonymous
RUSSIA IS WINNING?!

Russia can't win swimming! They don't have warm water there!
>> Anonymous
Where can I watch this? West coast so NBC won't be airing this for another three hours.
>> Anonymous
>>250212
nbcolympics.com
>> Anonymous
Americans are made of swimming and win.
>> Anonymous
>>250212
NBColympics.com or something

1 2 FINISH BABY YEAHHHHHHHHH
>> Anonymous
>>250212
try cbcsports.ca/olympics, they have live streams of like ten different events at any given time. Might need a canadian proxy to work though.
>> Anonymous
1-2 Lochte Peirsol WR woot.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH LOCHTE-PEIRSOL
>> Anonymous
The Russian guy who finished third wasn't wearing a cap, unusual...
>> Anonymous
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!
>> Anonymous
Shit can't believe we got a silver in swimming.
>> Anonymous
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>>250231
>> Anonymous
America is the new Atlantis.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
USA WON WATER, GET OVER IT EUROFAGS
>> Anonymous
>>250229
Kinda, but not really. That Laszlo Cseh guy doesn't wear one either.
>> Anonymous
I kinda hope Manadou gets something, but I don't think she will. Too much boyfriend drama.
>> Anonymous
Uncle Sam picked Squirtle
>> Anonymous
>>250234
what better way to celebrate america than with characters from a japanese cartoon
>> Anonymous
>>250191
lol omg sony
>> Anonymous
>>250229
is why he lost
>> Anonymous
They need to hurry up. I saw Phelps yawning earlier, he must be running out of gold medal juice.
>> Anonymous
>>250251
His blood?
>> Anonymous
America
Great Britain
Japan

All cool countries
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
I feel bad for everyone who isn't an American
I mean, we have all of the freedom, and we're great at sports

Plus are so fucking flush with swimming talent that even our black people can get gold
>> Anonymous
She united her country in a moment of joy.

AND THEN MUGABE TOOK HER PARENTS' LAND HAHAHAHA.

Also, she sounds like an American except for the words "Auburn" and "Wall"
>> Anonymous
ANOTHER INSPIRATIONAL STORY, NO NBC NO
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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>>250244

Not quite sure whats wrong with that.....
>> Anonymous
zimbabwe more like dimbobgay
>> Anonymous
So who else wants her to lose? Zimbabwe doesn't deserve her. You don't give a bad dog a treat.
>> Anonymous
>>250260
Probably because she's been living there for a while.
>> Anonymous
>>250262
TAS showed your true colours you...you...CANADIAN
>> Anonymous
>>250252
nah, the souls of conquered opponents
>> Anonymous
i think it's kinda gay that cbc can put this shit live online but nbc WON'T
FUCK YOU NBC! FUCK YOU!
>> Anonymous
BEISEL FOR THE FUCKING WIN!

RI REPRESENT, fags.
>> Anonymous
>>250272
They want the television ratings.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>250272
its probably because they are showing it on television

you know, ad revenues and all
>> Anonymous
>>250274
You mean AMERICA represent.
>> Anonymous
beverly hills chihuahua looks pretty funny right guys?
>> Anonymous
>>250272
>FUCK YOU NBC! FUCK YOU!
That should be their new slogan. I hear people saying that all the time.
>> Anonymous
>>250277
they aren't, they're doing some bs interview on CBC atm and there's at least ten live streams on cbc.ca.

It's more likely because beyond the Canada-China softball game there's literally NOTHING of interest involving canadian athletes.
>> Anonymous
>>250277
>>250276
i guess canada is socialist or something
>> Anonymous
>>250282
I used my sisters chihuahua as a fufu.
>> Anonymous
Man, screw Hoff, give us some more of that Soni and we'll really see more medals coming in. She's had a great olympics in the two events she's been in so far.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>250289
no, they are
Bob Costas said that they would be switching back and forth between that and gymnastics

They may not be showing all of the events, but they still want you to watch the shit on tv
>> Anonymous
>>250301
fuck that. im on the west coast. i dont want you fgts spoiling it for me.
>> Anonymous
Has Canada won any medals yet?
>> Anonymous
like i said
FUCK YOU NBC! FUCK YOU!
>> Anonymous
>>250310
haha.... hahahhahah..... HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>> Anonymous
>>250310
Can'tada
>> Anonymous
>>250310
...shut the FUCK up. I'm not even joking, man.
>> Anonymous
is it can be phelps tiem nao?
>> Anonymous
>>250310
Um.

I'm cheering for you Canada. Except when you're competing against the U.S.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
I think Can'tada should just be annexed into us already and stop trying to be their own country.

Their hockey team plus our everything else = Olympic domination.
>> Anonymous
Is it just me? Or this race is making me nervous.....
>> Anonymous
AN nbc. AN
>> Anonymous
>>250328
You'll need us for rowing and triathlon golds, too.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>250328
Imagine if you were Canadian, and then suddenly you got to be an American. That would definitely be the best day ever
>> Anonymous
Who else is fapping to the Phelps thing again?
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_at_the_2008_Summer_Olympics#4th_place

MANLY TEARS
>> Anonymous
>>250328
lol, okay Mr. E-Foreign Minister
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>250336
Dude it's phelps... it's not like asking Sacramone not to choke.
>> Anonymous
superior genetics
>> Anonymous
>>250328
Actually, you would still be crushed by China in the summer olympics.
>> Anonymous
>>250344
Fuck, that breaststroke final absolutely killed me. I had a nagging suspicion he overextended himself in the semifinal and sure enough...
>> Anonymous
>>250354
I'm not even Canadian. Canada just needs to get a goddamn medal.

GET PUMPED CANADA
>> Anonymous
>>250344
>>Canada will send 332 athletes in 25 of 28 sports, the seventh largest team at the games and Canada's largest since 1988.[2] Canada will not send a team in Handball, Volleyball or Basketball.[3]

NO HANDBALL TEAM? FFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
PHELPS AND CANADA GUY GO 1-2
LOCK IT
>> Anonymous
>>250358
They will this weekend, the only way we're not getting at the very least a podium finish in men's 8 rowing is if those two guys suddenly reaquire fatal cancer overnight. But knowing Canada's luck this olympics, that's probably exactly what's going to happen.
>> Anonymous
>>250344
Oh, Canada, don't be such a downer, it'll be okay. Your medal will come soon!
>> Anonymous
>>250363
yeah right, Beaver sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>250368
>>Your medal will come soon!

ooh, you alllllllmost had me there, almost.
>> Anonymous
>>250371
Tch. Hungary. Oh well.
>> Anonymous
6/6
>> Anonymous
Canada will clean up in track and field
>> Anonymous
>>250389
we're going to break everyone else's legs overnight
>> Anonymous
>>250377
At least, he beat Great Britain!
>> Anonymous
Beavers finished 7th.
>> Anonymous
>>250394
GB only does well in sports they want to do well in.
>> Anonymous
ffs, PM Harper's reply to Canada's nonexistant medal count is 'lol, oh well'
>> Anonymous
>>250410
Link
>> Anonymous
>>250404
So they're only good at drinking.
>> Anonymous
>>250413
And being horrible travelers.
>> Anonymous
>>250412
http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/story/2008/08/14/olympics-harper-medals.html

>"Let's see how our athletes do as the events progress," Harper said Thursday while fielding questions after a funding announcement in Newfoundland and Labrador.
>"I gather we have more medal hopes coming up in the back half of the Games. We'll remain optimistic and obviously cheer for everyone who wears the Maple Leaf."
>Harper's comments come after he came under scrutiny for not attending the Summer Games. Instead, Foreign Minister David Emerson headed Canada's official delegation.

If a sports franchise replied to a winless drought with "Well we'll probably win a couple in the second half of the season", season ticket holders would jump ship en mass.
>> Anonymous
Soni is cute.
>> Anonymous
lol what if soni just farted right now and made a funny face
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>>250244
fun fact: The Japanese make the most AMERICAN shit ever
>> Anonymous
Soni seems like a nice girl.
>> Anonymous
>>250425
Oh come on, Canada most likely win a medal then.... I think.
>> Anonymous
>>250431
Sure, 1 medal is more than 0.
>> Anonymous
>>250425
Well... to play devil's advocate, what do you expect him to say? We suck? Wait until 2010? He's got to remain optimistic.
>> Anonymous
>>250431
the hilarious thing is that in another article says something about boosting athletic funding in the months AFTER the games.
>> Anonymous
>>250439
Yeah, but it plays into the whole laissez-faire we're-just-glad-to-be-here mentality that results in shitty medal numbers in the first place. There's no reason why Canada can't be a top-16 - hell, even top-10 - contender in the summer games medal count, but popular belief holds that its good enough for us to simply participate. I can't remember who that fencer was who made the verbal self-lashing after being knocked out of contention, but our team needs more athletes like that, people who actually get fired up and ANGRY. Any given media interview made with a canadian athlete who's been knocked out is usually little more than reassuring self-congratulatory nonsense.
>> Anonymous
Creepy floppy stretching time GO!
>> Anonymous
COME ON COUGHLIN
>> Anonymous
>>250476
Well Canada you guys are just nice...you're like the Ned Flanders of our Homer Simpson...glad to be neighbors!

You'll always have a spot in our hearts.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>250489
>>250489
>>250489
>>250489


Phelps should sleep with all our female swimmers to loosen them up and the men should drink his milk.
>> Anonymous
>>250490
until you stop being that perfect neighbor and start being an annoying strawman for american christian conservatives
>> Anonymous
Oh look. Australia finally got a gold.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
glad she got bronze. yet another medal for the good ol usa. lol at gb
>> Anonymous
So close it hurts
>> Anonymous
>>250498
LOL, no
>> Anonymous
Fuck Trickett, it's the damn chink's fault she got a medal.
>> Anonymous
>>250497
I think I missed something...
>> Anonymous
>>250510
Oh, sorry. I was watching some tivo'd coverage from the other night.
>> Anonymous
>>250264
Conventry went to school and spent sometime in Auburn and Texas. I've been noticing a lot of Olympians are affiliated with American in some way whether it be residence, school or training.
>> Anonymous
>>250573
Better schools and training for sports compared to fucking Zimbabwe. It makes sense though. If you're good enough to place 8th without special training from world class coaches, you can do much better with them. Most coaches love to have them swim or do whatever for the college they attend as well.

Win-win.