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Alex GODriguez
Ahaha, look at those fucking morons in Tampa Bay! Celebrating like THEY were the ones that won last night. As if. You wanna know who REALLY won last night?

I did.

That's right. I did. Again. And so did all of my buddies here in the Bronx, though none of them quite as much as me.

Look at me. I'm getting paid $84 quadrillion dollars a year and I haven't even had to go to work in a month! Guys like me, Derek, Bobby, Jorge, the Giambino, we're all laughing it up while we rake in the dough for sitting on our asses and not having to do anything. Meanwhile, you have morons like Shields, Longoria, Bartlett, Navarro (who?), Upton, Garza, Hamels and Victorino still working their asses off day after day after day for peanuts. Rotten peanuts. That have been shit on repeatedly by the elephant who didn't even want them before they were given out to these wannabes.

See this smile? It's me knowing I have half a year of vacation while still getting paid enough to use your combined weekly paychecks from whatever underpaying grocery/retail stores you slave away at as toilet paper. It's me knowing I have a better girl than any of you ever will. It's me laughing all the way to the bank - which I only have to walk 15 feet to my computer to access.

I am the most awesome human being on the planet. Don't even try denying it, it'll only prove how jealous and butthurt you are.

So, Tampa Bay, Philly, have fun slogging away in the mines and getting paid with the coal you find. I'll be taking it easy for the next several months, languishing in whatever the fuck I want wherever the fuck I want.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Hey, how about all those World Series' you've won?
>> Alex GODriguez
>>419824

Fuck that noise. You think I wanna do all that extra work? No way. Why do you think I always "choke" in the playoffs?
>> Anonymous
players get paid a lot of extra money for postseason games, moron
>> Alex GODriguez
>>419829

They're TOLD they get paid a lot of extra money. What really happens is someone like Victorino is given an extra check for $500 and he runs all the way home while hugging it to his chest because it's the most money he's ever seen.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>419833

So how's things going with Madonna?
>> Anonymous
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>>419846
>> Alex GODriguez
>>419846

Awesome, thanks for asking.
>> Anonymous
you spelled his name wrong, op.
>> GAY-Rod
I'm like that Old Shaquille O'Neal commercial...

I have ten fingers, and no rings.
>> Anonymous
>>419911
Not even a wedding ring anymore. lol
>> Anonymous
This is missing a shit was so cash reference.
>> Anonymous
>>419829

You get a few hundred thousand tops as a bonus, pennies for A-rod
>> Anonymous
>>419815
If I ever find where you live OP, I will kill you in your sleep.
>> Anonymous
>>419815
my girl is hotter than 50 yr old Madonna nice try A-rod. hows lenny kravitz fuckin your wife feel?
>> Anonymous
Arod could probably buy a ring if he really wanted one.
Luis Sojo has four, and I'm sure he's willing to sell a few.
>> Anonymous
A-Rod doesn't know who Navarro is? They played together in this year's All-Star Game, you'd think he'd remember that.
>> Alex GODriguez
>>419907
>>419911
>>419944

Jealous? Butthurt? I guess I shouldn't blame you. Who WOULDN'T be jealous of me?

But I'll blame you anyway, because I can. Stop shitting up my thread with your jealousy.

>>419949
>lenny kravitz

Who?

>your wife

Pfff. Like I care about her. I could get anyone I wanted to at any time. Go ask Anna Kournikova about me - I know for a fact that she gets wet just thinking about me.

>>419992

This man has the right idea. I've thought about it, but I don't want to lug around any more shit than I have to, and if I start showing up with a ring people will expect me to get more. Like hell that's going to happen.

>>420004

Anyone that doesn't start is irrelevant, and I don't remember him starting. I *do* remember one of the worst decisions in history starting, but I don't feel like talking about him right now.