Soddy. Ah Fahted.
What weight class is he in?
>>254882Super morbidly obese.
is this boxing?
Well you couldn't flip him. Perhaps shift him off balance...Perhaps if you were godlike.
Flying armbar is the only way to beat this guy since you can't throw him, or distract him with cake.
i'd give choke him and leave an imprint on my american flag lapel on his double chin
i'd gi choke him and leave an imprint on my american flag lapel on his double chin
lol imma purple belt in bjj and i would armbar the shit outta that fattie
>>255232You're not a purple belt, you're a shitty two-stripe whitebelt. Suck my cock.
>>254910Michael Phelps could flip him....in 1/100th of a second!
>>255232shut up graciefag, that fattie, despite being an extreme fattie, would ippon you straight to hellpulling guard on him would cause you massive internal bleeding
>>255249I don't think anyone can pull guard on him.
>>255272he's right. any attempts to pull guard would leave one's feet stuck in his belly button