While being a lazy ass in my vacation I discovered that my college is offering a Softball course for free beginning with the next Semester - since I'm german and always wanted to play Soft-/Baseball but never could (due to former GDR) I'm actually looking forward to play something that is mostly played by kids/women in the USA :/
Try getting strung out on perscription pills first. Or having some serious mental disorder. Then you'll fit right in with all the total freaks and wannabes who play softball.