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Top Four Sports on Looks Anonymous
1. NHL
2. MLB
3. NFL
4. NBA (Cassel, Noah, Scalibirni, Oden, what the fuck NBA?)
>> Anonymous
Is this a gay thread?

If so, I'll agree. I don't think I've ever seen a really ugly NHL player.

Maybe it's because most of them are foreign.
>> Anonymous
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Fuck that list.

The NBA is sexy.
>> Anonymous
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>>437862

>Sexy
>> Anonymous
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>Sexy
>> Anonymous
Its funny that the sport most known for missing teeth and disfiguring scars due to how rough it is garners (early) praise for having the sexiest players.
>> Anonymous
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>>437874

It's because in hockey, they are from Sweden, Russia, and all that shit and aren't born into drugs, alcohol, and shit like that.
>> jello4 !1QdphQF/uk
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>>437859

>I don't think I've ever seen a really ugly NHL player.

Mike Ricci says hi.
>> Anonymous
pic not related, right?
>> Anonymous
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Who wouldn't have sex with this face?
>> Anonymous
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NHL players get all the pussy.

NBA players rape (IE: Kobe, Oden)

NFL players just shoot each other

MLB players spend all their time playing stickball, so they always turn up homosexual.
>> Anonymous
>>437881
I would fuck Phillip Rivers 300 times over..
>> Anonymous
http://community.livejournal.com/sexonskates

Girls watch hockey just for sexy players.
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>>437881
>> Anonymous
It's not that hard to get the reason.

Soccer and NHL usually rely more on agile and speed to get their shit done, so most of the players are skinny kids.

But still, doesn't explain Noah or Casell.
>> Anonymous
>>437885

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Who is/are your all-time favorite player(s)? Jaromir Jagr (<3 <3 <3!! I have a tourism brochure from the Czech Republic with him in it...he was bailing hay with a pitchfork in his boxers w/ chickens running around him, lol), Alexei Kovalev, Darius Kasparaitis (don’t ask me why...I don’t know, I think when I played hockey, I spent as much time in the penalty box as he did, that might be it, haha), Dainius Zubrus, Sergei Fedorov
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hot man is hot
>> Anonymous
>>437885

Not me, but it is a good bonus. I also watch basketball, so looks aren't everything...
>> Anonymous
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Torrey Mitchell is a Shark, and he is pretty sexy.
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>NHL Player
>> Anonymous
>>437888

Simon Gagne, Keith Primeau, Eric Desjardins, Ron Hextall, Rod Brind'Amour, Martin Biron, Scott Hartnell.

Yeah, I wonder who my favorite team is..
>> Anonymous
>>437897

Forgot JR. Fucking love JR.
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>1. Japanese Baseball

Yu Darvish makes all of /sp/ want to fuck him in the ass.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>437900

That is a handsome man.
>> Anonymous
>>437900

she is flat
>> Anonymous
>>437900

Yu Darvish vs. Cindy Crosby AT THE BIKE RACKS AT 3 O'CLOCK!

BE THERE
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hockey is a funny sport.
>> Anonymous
>>437897
You can't like Biron. No one likes Biron.

Biron's mother doesn't even like Biron.
>> Anonymous
>>437910

Chara fucked up everything.
>> Anonymous
>>437912

What are you talking about? Everyone lives Biron. He isn't a great goalie, but he is funny as fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>437913

how so?
>> Anonymous
>>437916

>loves

sigh
>> Anonymous
>>437897


Brind'Amour? REALLY? I hope it's for the body and not the face... he looks like Puff the Magic Dragon with that nose!

(He is one of my favorite players. Still hate that we traded Primeau for Rod the Bod.)
>> Anonymous
>>437932

LOL, I actually meant they were my favorite players. I wasn't thinking about looks. Gagne would win with looks though. He is a pretty man.

I hate that we traded Primeau too. It is one of the things that makes my heart hurt to this day.
>> Anonymous
>>437934
*traded Brind'Amour

sorry, late.
>> Anonymous
>>437935

np. Although the trade sucked, it made me happy that Roddy got a Cup down there. He deserves it.
>> Anonymous
>>437937

I liked Primeau alot, but he wasn't Rod. I'm happy he got a ring, too. Fucking Canes got ring before the Flyers got another one. I seriously don't know how some of the stacked teams we had didn't win. :/
>> Anonymous
>>437939

Second ring should say *Cup. Yeah, sleep time now. The Phillies game tomorrow is making me get no sleep.
>> Anonymous
>>437939

Clarkie would always go out of his way to attempt to win it all, but it seems like for every great trade there were two terrible ones. Can't fault him for trying. There were several great teams and many chances to win cups that slipped away. But one day! *shakes fist*
>> Anonymous
Anyone want to take a guess as to why the NHL is sexier than other leagues? Because, the majority of NHL players are white. Blacks and Latinos go home plz.
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fuck yeah Marshawn Lynch
>> Anonymous
>>437944

Oh shit...you're...right...

NHL has all white players

Then MLB has the second most

THEN THE THIRD MOST IS NFL

AND THEN NBA IS MOSTLY BLACKS

HOLY SHIT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>437944

how dare you expose the truth.
>> Anonymous
1. Men's Gymnastics: Don't lie, some of us were painfully gay for Uchimura and Yang Wei and in before gymnastics isn't a sport.
2. Soccer: As boring as soccer is, they do have some good looking guys in there.

3. Baseball: I can stare at Jeter's eyes forever. I'm not gay.
4. Football: Can produce good looking chaps somewhat.

I can't say hockey got that many good looking guys, I've seen pictures and most of them are plain with very few exceptions.
>> Anonymous
>>437910
fuck i miss Chara
>> Anonymous
I'd go gay for Brady Quinn.

"Now I'm done."
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Some sexy manbeard.
>> Anonymous
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being gehy for Brad Richards doesn't mean you're gay, does it?
>> Anonymous
Percentage of nigers
1. .000001%
2. 8%
3. 92%
4. 99.9999%

lol
>> Anonymous
Of the twenty black players in the NHL, I could only name five off the top of my head.
>> Anonymous
>>438008

georges laraque
donald brashear


i give up. ray emery went to europe or something.
>> Anonymous
>>438009

Nigel Dawes
>> Anonymous
>>438009
Iginla, Grier, and Weekes were the others.

Apparently, Anson Carter retired.