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UFC's FIRST DEATH: COTE Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
We gather around here today. To honor the Predator's demise.

What can we say about Patrick that wasn't already known?

He was an idiot to step into the ring against the grim reaper but many look at this not for its idiocy but as a cry for help.

If only Cote's family and friends could realize that he was suicidal to accept a match against an opponent of this caliber.

But alas it is too late. Let us not further mar Cote's death with mudslinging on his obvious mental defencies but honor him as a man who gave his best even when 100% of the world knew it would not be enough.

R.I.P. Cote
>> Anonymous
I called the Matt Serra upset over GSP.

I had Randy Couture when he was 80 fucking years old and headed into a 5-round fight.

Cote has NONE CHANCE. NONE.
>> Anonymous
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>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>427730
similar here. I had randy and gg over cro cop.

I don't what will happen to the world if Cote wins somehow but I know it won't be the same.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>427722
>defencies should be deficiencies

have no idea how I let that one go.
>> Anonymous
The #1 Contender's Journey:

1.) Work out
2.) Be favored to win a reality show by steamrolling scrubs
3.) LOSE SAID REALITY SHOW <---- IMPORTANT
4.) Fade into obscurity
5.) ??????????
6.) Profit!
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>427740


Mike Whitehead is waiting anyday then.
>> Anonymous
I will be there to witness his death first hand.

Just got back from seeing Joe Rogan standup tonight too.

ITS AN ULTIMATE UFC WEEKEND YEAAAAA
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>427765
take pics with anderson if you can.

Don't care if you shoop out yourself or what not.
>> Anonymous
HOW MANY DEATHS DO THEY GET BEFORE THEY ARE KICKED OUT OF THE LEAGUE?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>427783
the average fighter probably only gets 2

Silva has killed at least 5 people so I have no idea.
>> Anonymous
UFC?

Shitsux
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>427789
-__-;;
>> Anonymous
>>427792
Shut the fuck up Donny.
>> Anonymous
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Dear god please let koscheck get an ass whoppin.
>> Anonymous
Cote is going to win.

This shit always happens.

Somehow, someway, Cote will somehow win.
>> Anonymous
has there actually been a death in the UFC?

excuse my newfagsness to UFC
>> Anonymous
>>427818

Nope.

No one has ever died from a UFC fight.

Evan Tanner, though, and I believe a few others died who were UFC fighters by other causes.

Tanner died from going epic walking in the desert.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>427812


nope Silva had 4 fights in the year of upsets and won them all.

Cote can't win. I am declaring it an impossiblity.
>> SSG Posted Here
>>427888
How much you wanna bet?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>427919
If you are serious I have 50$ to spare.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
Anderson Silva is the P4P most overrated fighter going right now

I still enjoy his work though

>>427929

Give him 20-1 odds if you're so confident in death occurring tough guy
>> SSG Posted Here
>>427929
I am not serious, but if I was, I would have bet nudes, for really, wouldn't we go spend money we win on more porn?

Note: anyone who says otherwise is lying, due to the porn they buy being Gay porn, CP, or Gay CP.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>427995
I dont have 1k to risk even though I am sure Anderson wins.

And i hate betting on odds anyway. People basically have nothing to lose when it's something like 20:1

>>428017

lol nudes
>> Anonymous
>>428017
does not have 50$
>> Anonymous
>>428017
>due to the porn they buy

lol you buy porn? lrn2 ah nevermind, enjoy being retarded and on the intertubes
>> Anonymous
Anderson will likely win via DeathRape 4000, but Cote does have a secret weapon you can learn about here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhLUCaVpvM
>> Anonymous
Anyone know of a website to stream it from? I'd like to watch it but I'm going to the Texas v OSU game today and can't justify paying for the PPV and the game. My entertainment budget is only so big...
>> Anonymous
BS, I really want to give Pat a chance, but nope, he dead...I just wonder if this will be Silva's last fight...there has been retirement talk...
>> Anonymous
>>427722
wait so, winning the belt from "the worlds best fighter" will kill you? shit. that sucks.


remember when GSP was "the futures best fighter" until serra made him look like a fuckin chump. the only reason GSP wopn teh rematch cause of the yera layoff serra had after injuring his neck. its true dont deny it we all know Serra at 100% is the ANTI-GSP.
>> Anonymous
this time around bj penn will kick gsp's ass
>> Anonymous
>>428363
Ain't fucking happening.
>> Anonymous
>>428322
myp2p.eu

Live Sports > American Football > Profit
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>428350

Lol stop buying into hype for the fight. Watch ANY recent cote fight and watch ANY recent Spider fight.

They are on 2 different planes of fighting. Cote is like leben except with less of a chin.

And he wants to stand with spider? Worst. Plan. Ever.


That like some heavyweight saying. I know I can beat Noguiera. I will jump into his guard and work from there.
>> Anonymous
Anybody remember Kimbo's last fight?

also, OP is a namefag.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>428429
welcome to /sp/
>> Anonymous
>>428440
thanks namefag.

i think i'll stay a while.
>> Heynonnynonnymous
>>428429

Yes.

It was funny.
>> Anonymous
I think Cote knows that he only has a puncher's chance of a surprise KO so he's just going to come out swinging. So there is the outside chance of an upset. Silva's reach and punching accuracy is going to make it a really outside chance though.
>> Anonymous
Cote will get destroyed. Anderson is almost a lock in for winning the knock out of the night award.

Are any of the other fights on the card worth watching? I think Thiago Alves vs. Josh Koscheck might be alright, but there's nothing I'm really hyped about.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>428520
I think cote has less than a Punchers chance. 1. Anderson silva almost sees strikes coming in slow motion so hitting him is nigh impossible anyway.

2. Even when he does get hit I have never seen him flinch ever. From that boxing match he had to the dan henderson fight. He just gets hit and doesn't move.

>>428524

sherk and griffin is the only other fight of any merit.

The free card was way better than this one on paper.
>> Anonymous
>>428524
Griffon vs. Sherk is by far the best fight on the card.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
interval bump
>> Anonymous
Cote with a second round TKO tonight

Thats right bitches, Two Canadian UFC champs!
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>428822
Nice dreaming there. We have a chat up for talking about the matches when they occur in the same spot it was last time

http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
interval bump 2 hours left.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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I feel as if you all need some reeducation.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
bump for relavancy.
>> Anonymous
>>428938
The haphazard pacts and loose alliances between tripfags mean nothing to /sp/.
>> Anonymous
>>428321
"In Canada you can buy horse in any grocery store" UMM wat!? I don't live in Quebec but i'm gonna declare shenanigans on that one.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=267i7rKeECA

This is the only secret move that can beat Silva errtime
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>428938
Are you trying to tell me that Air Hockey wasn't a sport before that?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>429064

I remember that thread on sherdog Hilarious
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
30 mins left

http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true

Come to the chat if you watching.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>429134
Disregard that I suck cocks


1 hour and 15 mins left

can still come to the chat though http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true
>> Anonymous
Silvas striking is much more technical and varied than Cote's.

and obviously his jiu-jitsu is better

however if Cote uses merely takedowns, either grounding and pounding or just holding him there, he could win.

but its not likely
>> Anonymous
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Cote is going to get obliterated it's not even funny how lame this match will be.

I'll be watching just because it's Silva doing what he does best, although Fedor does it even better
>> Anonymous
>>429233
theres a reason why people say anderson silva is the best lb. for lb. fighter in the world. until fedor goes to the ufc, hes SHIT. but tbh, i think fedor would be in title contention...idk, if brock rapes randy.....w/e randy is over 9000 years old
>> Anonymous
>>429233
Exactly. Like when he shitted upon Tim Silvia. God I loved that.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fsp%2F&forcePrompt=true

Everyone come to the chat.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fsp%2F&forcePrompt=true


okay NOW we got 30 mins left.

I know we have more than 5 mma fans on here.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>429277

Why must you cattle-drive the worst possible people in /sp/ into the chat? Take them to another channel.
>> Anonymous
>>429277

I tried to join but was banned for going anonymous.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>429302
I linked you the wrong chat. sorry about that.

http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true


http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true
http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true
http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true
http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true


Come to the chat ???? profit
>> Anonymous
>>429308

Stop posting this, nobody cares about your gay little tripfag clubhouse.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>429316
http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true

For mma fans not tripfags. I posted the wrong chat if you were tripfag or anonymous.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>429302
If that was actually you, you were acting like a total retard.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
2 mins
http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true

Can't wait.

fashiondiva and mmb where you guys at.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>429349

They're probably having sex with men, like every other MMA fan in the world.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>429360

where is my gay sex :(
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>429368

With your father, just like your manhood and your dignity.
>> Anonymous
Shame for being retards

And shame for allowing retards to flourish
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>429360
>>429374
>>428938

Good to see you're being just as retarded as ever, ya retard
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true


Sherk vs griffin about to start guys.
>> Anonymous
>>429330

I was dissing you guys and you kicked me like a bunch of butthurt uncool babies.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>429389

come

to

this

chat

http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true

it was the wrong one.
>> Anonymous
Need a streammmmmmm now
>> Anonymous
I'd say both these guys are shot, but they couldn't even finish to begin with. Time to start adding knees, UFC.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>429400
>>429399


come to the chat

http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Sherk wins the first match


any anons not in chat get in

thought 9 ppl is more than I thought we would get


http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
no comment on the werdum fight


http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=mibbit.rizon.net&channel=%23%2Fmma%2F&forcePrompt=true
>> Anonymous
AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>429448
I lost my faith... :(
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ gray maynard
>> Anonymous
summary of maynard-clementi:

COME ON GUYS

LETS GO

COME ON GUYS KEEP IT GOING
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Kos vs Thiago was as good as expected
>> Anonymous
Does anyone have a live feed for the fight? Chat's cool and all but I'd like to see this shit
>> Anonymous
>>429599
Yup
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>429614
COME TO THE CHAT
>> Anonymous
>>429620
Alright.
>> Anonymous
damn, WTF.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>429693
He couldn't handle Silva's aura.
>> Anonymous
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>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>429739
is dat sum mindblast?