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Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen by The Sea
So I was standing outside last night smoking a cigarette, and all of the sudden I hear yelling coming from everywhere. Mostly black people yelling. Lots of "OOOOOH DAAAAYUUUUUMN"s and "OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!"s and "YEEEEAAAH BOOOOIIIII"s. And I thought I heard the report of some fireworks going off or something. I looked at the dorm across from me and could see people jumping up and down through their windows. I thought to myself, "Damn, did we just win a war or something?" Then I remembered that college students don't care about wars. Came inside and looked at the TV.
I don't give two shits about sports and didn't watch a single game of basketball this year. And usually I try to avoid mentioning that I'm from Kansas.
But in your face, suckers.
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