It's a conspiracy. Dix was pissed off he wasn't picked for the team. So he conspired with the chinese to lube up Gay's stick so that it was extra slippery.
You'd know all about lubing up Gay sticks.
That was incredibly stupid but I loled more than I should have.
Why wasn't Dix picked btw?
Maybe you should have put a banana and not a stick
>>281871French Judges were bribed.
They were distracted by the fucking chinese loli's. Fucking CHINESE!!