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Betting Odds on Ronaldo Getting Ass Kicked Heynonnynonnymous
Heys, bonnie Brit /sp/ers. I recall that your betting shops tend to take outlandish wagers on events that concentrate more on hypothetical situations rather than athletic performances, so I got about twenty dollars riding on this.

What are the odds that Cristiano Ronaldo will get red-carded for taking a dive this season in the EPL and/or Champions League competition?
>> Anonymous
zero. He's matured a lot in the last few years. I used to fucking hate him, now I don't mind him at all.
>> Anonymous
zero. refs are too big of pussies to give reds for diving. Unless it's a second yellow, still probably zero.
>> Heynonnynonnymous
So I'm out twenty dollars, it seems.

What are the odds that, say, Ronaldo takes a kick to the crotch?
>> Anonymous
zero. he never gets touched.
>> Anonymous
I can see some dipshit referee trying to make a name for himself by sending him off, but it would never be anything more than a yellow for diving and he wouldn't get a second for it because, on the whole, referees are pussies.
>> Anonymous
Billion to one shot. Maximum punishment he could receive for diving is a yellow. Even he already had a yellow for diving, the second yellow (Y+Y=R) would still be counted as a yellow for the purposes of book making.

Now stop being a pussy arse and put $200 (£100) on a double Stoke and Hull to get relegated.