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Michael Phelps
I have to go now, my planet needs me.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps?
>> Anonymous
On the way back to his home planet, Michael Phelps died.
>> Anonymous
Jesus christ look at that chest.

If I shot you, would it actually penetrate skin?
>> Anonymous
I'm convinced that he's gonna take pollution down to zero
>> Anonymous
>>249426
LIES AND SLANDER
>> Anonymous
>>249434
LOOT AND PLUNDER
>> Eurofag
Michael Phelps is from another planet? Shit that guy was pretty awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>249426
If only...
>> Anonymous
>>249442
>>249434

You guys are missing the reference.
>> Anonymous
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Alright ladies and gentlemen, HOW DO WE KILL MICHAEL PHELPS?
>> Anonymous
>>249438
WE'RE THE PLANETEERS
YOU CAN BE ONE TOO
CAUSE SAVING OUR PLANET IS THE THING TO DO
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
I think I don't like this guy
I don't know why. I think America is the best country ever, and I'm grateful that he is doing so well for us, but he kind of pisses me off for no reason at all.

Maybe I just don't have the proper respect for olympic swimming, or maybe that this guy reminds me of a stereotypical Towson douchebag.
>> Anonymous
>>249454
superman? '__'
>> Anonymous
>>249459
Been to Towson have you?
>> Anonymous
>>249459
He's actually a genuinely nice guy.

Whenever he's interviewed with a relay, the question usually goes like this:

>"So how does it feel to help Michael Phelps win the gold?"
"Uhhh..."
>"So how does it feel to help Michael Phelps win the gold?"
"Uhhh..."
>"So how does it feel to help Michael Phelps win the gold?"
"Uhhh..."
>"So, Michael Phelps, this relay was just an obstacle for your medal quest, right. How do you feel to win the medals?"
"No, I really owe this one to my teammates, they all had excellent races and should be considered the best with me. We won this together"
>> Anonymous
>>249459
LOOTING AND POLLUTING IS NOT THE WAY
>> Anonymous
>>249468
that means he is dumb, and can't express himself
>> Anonymous
>>249473
being polite and considerate = stupid?
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>249467
often
>>249468
I know
He clearly really loves him mom, too.
I really can't explain it
>> Anonymous
>>249473

This guy is a nincompoop
>> Anonymous
>>249481
i'll explain it. HE'S GAY
>> Anonymous
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>>249455
>HOW DO WE KILL MICHAEL PHELPS?

maybe uhh.. we can like... wear spikes on our shirt... so like.. when he kicks us.. he'll get spikes in his foot
>> Anonymous
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OH SHI-

...

RETREAT!!!
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>249486
So my hatred is latent homophobia coming out in a different form of irrational hatred?

But I think gays are ok. I don't want to see them touching or anything, but you know, I don't hate them
>> Anonymous
>>249492
Closet homophobe.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>249495
that shit is GROSS
>> Anonymous
I'm fine with gays being gay so long as they're not gay.
>> Anonymous
>>249454
simpsons har har har
>> Anonymous
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>>249455
It's simple: Kill the batman.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I'm gay for Phelps. Everyone is either openly gay or secretly gay for Phelps.
>> Anonymous
Me too...
His hot
>> Anonymous
>>249517
I'm secretly gay.
>> Anonymous
>>249509

Winrar. You win a poptart.
>> Anonymous
>>249513
this man will give me nightmares
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>249513
is that Mugabe?
>> Anonymous
i'm gay AND i'm gay for phelps which makes me doubly gay
>> Anonymous
>>249526
YOU GONNA GET RAPED
>> Anonymous
>>249414
If his expression doesn't equal this or greater when he gets 8 medals he will not have deserved them.
>> Anonymous
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>>249414
>> Anonymous
>>249491
needs caption
SILLY BITCH! YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME!
>> Anonymous
>>249414
YOU
SHALL
NOT
PASS!
>> Anonymous
>>249549
Is that you, god?
>> Anonymous
>>249414
IF YOU WANT MY TINY CHINESE LOVER YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST
>> Anonymous
>>249469

HERE'S WHAT MICHAEL PHELPS HAS TO SAY...
>> Anonymous
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>>249613

THERE WAS WATER IN MY GOGGLES, LOL!
>> Anonymous
>>249459
Jealousy is the reason.
>> Anonymous
>>249631
lol
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
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>>249517

I'm partial to Lazslo Cseh of Hungary myself.
>> Anonymous
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But its only swimming!
>> Anonymous
>>249517
I prefer gymnasts.
>> Anonymous
>>249741
ewww... those midgets?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>250008
Not Uchimura.
>> Anonymous
wait, so according to OP Phelps ISN'T American?
>> Anonymous
>>250046
Place of birth: Baltimore, Maryland, United States

durrrrrrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrr
>> Anonymous
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>>250008
Sexy midgets.
>> Anonymous
>>250052

except for the middle one he looks gay
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>250064
eek.. the creepy little asiun man is checking out my naughty bits... eeeeeeek
>> Anonymous
>>250052

http://www.sexymidgets.com
>> Anonymous
>>249613

THE POWER IS YOURS!