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The Official /sp/ Slap Shot Appreciation Thread

"Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!"
>> Anonymous
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hockeyfag here...

Slapshot is a must for long road trips...they play it on the team bus. On the day after a long roadtrip, Slapshot quotes are endless.

Also, "putting on the foil" became common sports parlance for getting ready and psyched before a game.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_w4MV_LwMw

obligatory
>> Anonymous
Icing is when the puck go over there before anybody, no guys, bang, my arm go comme ca then the play stop then start up
>> Anonymous
I'm going to lose my blouse!
>> Anonymous
The French dub is better
>> Anonymous
I'm listening to the fucking song!
>> Anonymous
If you don't like french dub you are English pig with no brains
>> Anonymous
>>468477
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
THEY BROUGHT THEIR FUCKING TOYS WITH THEM
>> Anonymous
As a Canadian, this movie bothers me. Reggie Dunlop is supposed to be a Canadian from Saskatoon, yet Paul Newman put no effort into imitating a Canadian accent.

Aside from that, great movie, a classic. Even as an English pig, I prefer to watch the movie in French. The jokes just land better.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zM6Na3cZz8
>> Anonymous
TRADE ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>> Anonymous
>>468486

How do they make fun of French accents in French
>> Anonymous
You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again because he's gonna end up with a cock in his mouth before he can say Jack Robinson.
>> Anonymous
He's college educated AND an American citizen!
>> Anonymous
>>468453
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQXFF_dEcdk
>> Anonymous
Ooogletorp?!?!
>> Anonymous
Who own the Chiefs?

OWNS! OWNS!

Ownnsuh...ownnnsuh...
>> Anonymous
>>468499

who's Jack Robinson btw
>> Anonymous
He's from, let me see if I can pronounce this, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan
>> Anonymous
>>468506
"Jack Robinson" is a phrase to imply an unspecified amount of time...much like how "buttfuck Egypt" implies a far distance...
>> Anonymous
>>468494
How you say "echanger"?
>> Anonymous
paul newman ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>468486

Oh my God Saskatoon is actually a city

Stupid British aren't creative enough to replace shitty injun names I guess
>> Anonymous
>>468515
Well, they are English pigs with no brains
>> Anonymous
>>468458

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5w6ycUsWdw

Putting on the foil!
Every game!
Yeah, you want some?
>> Anonymous
>>468515
Please. Idaho was named after a supposedly indian word that some white guy just MADE UP.

Canada's got some messed-up town names, though.

Moose Jaw, Sask.
Flin Flon, Manitoba
Kamloops, BC
Medicine Hat, AB
>> Anonymous
>>468527
Chilliwack, BC
>> Anonymous
I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...

I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' runway, open up this faggot robe and wiggle my dick at 'em! And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don't have to do this shit again! You and your fucking fashion shows!
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>>468527
Moose Factory, ON
>> Anonymous
Dave's a killer!
Dave's a mess...
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJkHm2WtSsk


The single greatest shift in hockey ever
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>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_D6oQO6b8

IM LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG
>> Anonymous
>>468612

NEVER PLAY THE LADY OF SPAIN
>> Anonymous
JUST SOME ENGLISH PIG WITH NO BRAINS
>> Anonymous
LOL @ "English pig with no brains"

English Canada stereotypes French Canadian hockey players to be a bunch of soft pansies...

Meanwhile, French Canada stereotypes English Canadians to be a bunch of brute monkeys...

Sidney Crosby played for the Rimouski Oceanics, a French Canadian team...that should explain why he's so whiny
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
OLD TIME HOCKEY!!!
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im5Bq8lLhB0&feature=related
>> Anonymous
NO dont wanna play no more ya broke tha darn car