You humans fucking suck at hockey. I can fly 10x faster than you can skate, and did I mention that I fucking fly? I can fucking pick up the puck and fly around with that shit like nothing. Oh, you may think you can see the puck at the other side of the rink, but remember, I'm a fucking hawk and have better eyesight than you best fucking telescope. By the time you even think about skating to the puck, I'm already there. I have talons and shit, I'll scratch your fucking eyes out and shit on you from above. Let's see your precious Sidney Crosby do that shit. Try and pr0\/3 /\/\3 \/\/r0|\|g.
WHAT. BIRD?
>>438605>>438527hey guys, go die in a fire.
I can fly, bitch, now what?
Flyers fail. '80, '85, '87, '97
>>438617Go die in Flyer.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
except you aren't allowed to carry the puck mr bird.