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Anonymous
USA WAS HERE, FRANCE SUCKS
>> Anonymous
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>>237127
>> Anonymous
the only chance France had was if the US has moar niggers on their team. stupid nigger nearly lost it for the US.
>> Anonymous
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>>237135
We put him in there to purposely make the french think they had a shot.
>> Anonymous
>>237141
so, we're the reverse harlem globetrotters?
>> The Judge
>>237133
I can't wait for the hi-rez of that (from any source) so I can plaster it on every desktop I come across.
>> Anonymous
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>>237153
>> Anonymous
BEST NOT BE CUTTING OUR ANTHEM OFF EARLY THIS TIME.
>> Anonymous
>>237162
Amusing the first time. Not so the second.
>> Anonymous
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>>237153
>> Anonymous
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>>237165
>> Anonymous
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>>237166
>> Anonymous
>>237165
Chinese guy checking out Phelp's junk
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>237167
>> Mark !tsGpSwX8mo
THe French will never win
>> Anonymous
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>>237171
>> Anonymous
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>>237174
>> The Judge
>>237171
>>237166
>>237165
>>237159
Awesome. Those are so going up on the break room computers.
>> Anonymous
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>>237175

Last one.
>> Anonymous
Goddamn, he went berserk
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
USA WON WATER

FUCK YEAH MICHAEL PHELPS
>> Anonymous
>>237180
This was a major step towards his 8 gold hopes
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>237183
>> Anonymous
>>237180

He's a showboat. He does this shit all the time.
>> Anonymous
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>>237127
You've come late here, son
>> Anonymous
>>237186
A little bit, but the US was literally expected to not win that match.

It was the biggest obstacle in his 8 medal madness.
>> Anonymous
>>237190
They nearly didn't though. I kinda feel bad for the french guy and katie hoff. They were right THERE, but they were too slow. Also, it's a bit hilarious that the top 5! beat the record.
>> Anonymous
>>237193
Katie Hoff ;_; I've been pulling for her and so far she's got a bronze and came short for a silver.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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>> Anonymous
Phelps didn't finish first his part, though.
>> Anonymous
>>237209
yeah, but this wasn't his only race of the day
>> Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs
>>237205

Kilga? What are you doing here?
>> Anonymous
>>237159


WRRRYYYYYYYYYYY
>> Anonymous
Phelps really look like that guy who did 18-1
>> Anonymous
>>237135
He was a couple tenths of a second slower than the rest of the team. He did fine
>> Anonymous
>>237253
Nah, he looks nothing like Justin Tuck.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>237240

I've been here for a while. I should ask you the same question.
>> Anonymous
Phelps is going to enter himself into a few more events and he will win 10 gold medals. Winning medals in Modern Penalthon and Judo too.
>> Anonymous
Man, that race was fucking exciting. France is awesome.
>> Anonymous
The looks on the faces of the French on worldwide live TV is fucking priceless.

It's the biggest "owned" moment in Olympic history.
>> Anonymous
bernard's mistake was to be too near to the line.
>> Anonymous
This video sums the race up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_-QYdUsZWE
>> Anonymous
>>237374
SPORTSMANSHIP!
BOOKS!
>> Anonymous
If you ask me, the U.S. beat France 3 ot of the 4 relay guy
1st guy kicked ass
2nd was out in front
3rd guy got obliterated
4th guy beat the world record guy
>> Anonymous
>>237359

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQQt0eTknxY&feature=related

I think you'll find this is the biggest 'owned' moment in Olympic swimming...smash them up like guitars, eh?

tl;dr - USfags owned by Ian Thorpe
>> Anonymous
>>237393
But nobody lives or cares about Australia.
>> Anonymous
>>237393

I STILL can't believe not one person had the foresight to BRING IN A GUITAR FOR THORPEY TO SMASH in the event they won the bloody thing

Olympic Gold for mad lulz
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>237393

Old News.

You faggots got the Bronze.

Get out.
>> Anonymous
>>237538
even retarded tripfag got back to /sp/
>> Anonymous
>>237293
>Phelps is going to enter himself into a few more events and he will win 10 gold medals. Winning medals in Modern Penalthon and Judo too.
>Modern Penalthon
>Penalthon
>Penal

wait wut?
>> Anonymous
French team, just do what you do best, march backwards with both hands up waving white flags
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>237612

Why do you think the Chinese guy was staring?
>> Anonymous
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hey guys, when is Summer Sanders racing?
>> Anonymous
>>237159
does it bug anyone else that his nipples are too far in
>> Anonymous
and it all comes to a end when one of the guys got tested positive for roids.
>> Anonymous
>>237785
that's only because his pecs have the largest surface area of any man alive or dead
>> Anonymous
>>237133
>>237165
>>237166
>>237167
>>237177
Does anyone have hi-res of when the guy behind him gets all touchy-feely?
>> Anonymous
>>237135
niggers , are taking over all the white man sports,lol.
lol at whitey , you people can't play/sp/
>> Anonymous
>>237169

Fucking lolled.
>> Anonymous
>>237843


niggers can't swim
>> Anonymous
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>>237841
>> Anonymous
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>>238231
>> Anonymous
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>>238232
>> Anonymous
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>>238233
>> Anonymous
In fact in France we didn't heard what Alain Bernard said
That's why we don't care about that
Also we don't speak english so it's worthless to insult our country
BTW you didn't even know american swimmers' names 5 days ago, lol amerifags
>> Anonymous
>>238256
hi french cunt. as long as you understand our insults thats enough for me. i could give a shit about the news reports in your fail country.
>> Anonymous
>>238256

Troll/Frog
>> Anonymous
>>238256
Phelps is on fucking television commercials in the USA only somebody living under a rock wouldn't know who he is.

Nobody know your swimmers however and people all over the world know Phelps.

Good job failing, but it's expected of people from your country. You should just stop before you make France look even worse.
>> Anonymous
>>238256

What exactly do the French care about? Please enlighten us ignint Americunts. It seems all the French ever do is bitch about everyone else and act like their shit doesn't stink.
>> Anonymous
>>238289
Congratulations! You won the game.
>> Anonymous
>>238256

i knew his name 4 years ago
>> Anonymous
>>238256

Phelps did really well in Athens and anyone who watched expected him to do great things in Beijing. The comments by the French team are the only reason it was funny last night. I fully expect the US to not place in mens team gymnastics tonight so you can come back and mock us when we lose.
>> Anonymous
Maybe France should have boycotted. They could have avoided being embarrassed.
>> Anonymous
>>238273

Actually I don't care if we look bad or anything else
You know what, you're still spending your money in my country thanks to tourism


>>238264

In fact french people don't give a shit about what you think of them, but I saw that you pay attention to what a french said, that's a good point
Even if you are bigger you still pay attention to a tiny country (even if you can't locate it on a map but that's not important you can't even locate you country)
>> Anonymous
>>237193

Fuck the French they said they were going to trash the US in that event
>> Anonymous
>>238289

It seems all the French ever do is bitch about everyone else and act like their shit doesn't stink

It seems all the French ever do is bitch

all the French ever do is bitch
>> Anonymous
I thought /sp/ was done with this Euro vs. American shit. GUESS NOT!!1!1!!

Europeans hate Americans, Americans hate Europeans, we all know it, let's not waste more time on it.
>> Anonymous
>>238289

No but I'm serious
We don't even heard what Bernard said, we don't heard what was america's reaction, we don't heard about boycott during Iraq war

but you, oh you, a french said something (by a joke) against THE GREAT COUNTRY OF FREEDOM and OH NOES HE SAID THAT WE HAVE TO NUKE THEM

The thing that makes me laugh is that I saw more "fuck france" than "YEAH WE WON"
it shows the american spirit
>> Anonymous
>>238323
If you don't know already, in the United States FUCK (country's name)=WE WON, if we beat that country.
>> Anonymous
>>238323
>The thing that makes me laugh is that I saw more "fuck france" than "YEAH WE WON"
That's what happens when france talks shit before the race.
>> Anonymous
Hey, butthurt Frenchies: we beat several other countries in that race, yet we only insult yours. Would you like to do some critical thinking as to why that is?
>> Anonymous
>>238340
the one thing unifying the globe is the hatred of france (this include self hating frenchfags)
>> Anonymous
>>238346

I wouldn't say just France. US and European pissing matches are common here. Again if we start talking shit and your country rubs our noses in it feel free to comment.
>> Anonymous
>>238360
i don't mind most other eurofags. england pretty much trolls themselves. french, spanish, and italians are faggots
>> Anonymous
>>238340
Oh, oh, I know! It's because France talked shit before the game and Lezak ripped them a new one in the race!
>> Anonymous
>>238362
russians, germans, and all their puppet countries are cool
portugal fails just because of crynaldo
sweeden norway finland and that area don't even matter
>> Anonymous
>>238362

Lol England... england... england
You are hated in America but you still suck their balls


>>238331

Yeah a country = 1 swimmer
>> Anonymous
swimming sucks, I was sleeping
>> Anonymous
>>238231
>>238232
>>238233
>>238237
THANK YOU
>> Anonymous
>>238378
We don't hate England. They're god tier European country.
>> Anonymous
>>238378
Fucking BAWWWWWWWWWWWW

How is this ANY different than ANY OTHER GODDAMN SPORT? Just because the Italians cheat at football doesn't mean all Italians are smelly greasy cheating divers.
>> Anonymous
I'm American and I have nothing against France.
>> Anonymous
>>238440
everyone hates france.
finfag here.
>> Anonymous
>>238440
frenchfag
>> Anonymous
>>238440

Lies, everyone hates France. Even the aliens watching this shit right now are laughing at France.
>> Anonymous
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animated
>> Anonymous
>>238464

speed it up and have jiz coming out of phelps mouth
>> Anonymous
>>238464
Wow, fucking learn to resize, what am I going to do with a 1080-size ANIMATED GIF?
>> Anonymous
>>238432
it doesnt necisarily mean that, but it just so happens that all Italians are smelly greasy cheating divers.
>> Anonymous
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>>238480
chii sai
>> Anonymous
Boo France, You suck, America Is teh WIN
>> Anonymous
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>>238483
charming as shit though
>> Mazarin
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>> Anonymous
I was rooting for France. I want that cocky shit Phelps to crash and burn more than anything else these Olympics.
>> Anonymous
anyone else hopes phelps fuck up big time?
>> Anonymous
>>239206
>>239213
Keep dreaming. There is no one that is quite on Phelps' plane. He's untouchable right now.
>> Anonymous
God, Phelps is so annoying. I just want to see that fucking smirk wiped off his stupid face. I'm sick of hearing about him. There's better and more deserving American athletes than this asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>239223
I think a hammer to a kneecap would touch him pretty significantly...
>> Anonymous
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hey, I'm a fag
>> Anonymous
>>239228
Yeah, there are plenty of Americans with 3 gold medals in the Olympics right no- WAIT NO
>> Anonymous
>>239241
medals = the RL e-peen meter.
>> Anonymous
>>239235
i hope some 'random' chinese guy stabs Phelps in his neck like he did to that volleyball coach's father
>> Anonymous
>>239243
If you're not winning, you don't deserve the attention Phelps is getting. Stop being a loser and maybe we'll talk.
>> Anonymous
>>239240
You can see his wiener.
>> Anonymous
>>237159

he's so stupid looking. Someone really need to off phelps.
>> Anonymous
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>>239252
Using sports to dissuade oneself from the cesspool that is American society. Fascinating display of projectioning.

Tell me about your mother.
>> Anonymous
Sage for AmeriKKKin faggotry.
>> Anonymous
ITT: butthurt 9000
>> Anonymous
>>239264
Doing it wrong.
>> Anonymous
Phelps is completely drug-free. What he fails to mention is that he sneaks drugs into all his competition instead.
>> Anonymous
>>239213

french cunt
>> Anonymous
>>239274
Getting defensive upon being asked about subject's family and upbringing. Possible conscious repression of memories of sexual abuse.
>> Anonymous
>>239277
Didn't realize the US and France were the only two countries on the planet.
>> Anonymous
I'll care when he immediately follows up his swim with a distance bike and run. Triathlon ftw.
>> Anonymous
so much hate and ignorance... can any of it be justified?
>> Anonymous
>>239327
hate and ignorance ironically being America's biggest exports.
>> Anonymous
>>239330
they're #2 and #3 respectively, behind, of course #1: Assloads of money
>> Anonymous
>>239352
So Phelps, as a sponsor-rich xenophobic showboater, is the embodiment of America?
>> Anonymous
>>239355
he's nowhere near enough of a fatass, but otherwise...
>> Anonymous
I fucking love Phelps. The butthurt he inspires...delicious
>> Anonymous
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>>239330
>>239352
>>239355
Hell yeah eurofags, and don't you forget it.
>> Anonymous
For a showboater, Phelps hasn't made nearly enough pre-event trash talk to satisfy me.

God bless you, Alain...
>> Anonymous
>>239371
>>eurofags

wrong side of the Atlantic there, friendo
>> Anonymous
>>239362
>>239355
delicious eurofag tears

even though he hasn't talked nearly as much trash as to constitute trash-talking, sometimes it's ok, WHEN YOU'RE #1 IN THE FUCKING WORLD AND CAN BACK YOUR SHIT UP

cry some more euros
>> Anonymous
>>239379
>friendo

Hello there, guy.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>239383
>>even though he hasn't talked nearly as much trash as to constitute trash-talking

He did the moment his eight-medal shit was declared.
>> Anonymous
>>239388
what, you mean "I've qualified for 8 events, and I intend to win them all"? What is he supposed to say?
>> Anonymous
>>239389
"I can't guarantee anything"
>> Anonymous
>>239397
>>we even like Canada more than you.

Joke's on you, you get the French either way. The only difference is that ours are hairier.
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Hey France, thanks for the shitty present you gave us. We hate it so much we haven't even been taking care of it, I mean look at it..it's shit green. We also took it off New York state's license plate and put Niagara Falls on it instead,we even like Canada more than you.
>> Anonymous
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>>239330
>> Anonymous
lol amerikkkans suck dick.
>> Anonymous
>>239396
I think you don't know what trash-talking is.

And you know what, he DOES has a fucking great chance. Especially the last five he won gold in, the few ways he can lose are having a bad day or underestimating his opponents and lack off...

Like the French did.
>> Anonymous
>>239447
I pray nightly that the French take revenge by breaking his legs. Kudos on them for being the only ones to take a stand against the cocky prick.
>> Anonymous
>>239458
>>239263
>>239244
>>239235
>>239228
>>239213
>>239206
same bitter fag
>> Anonymous
>>239458
You people claiming he's a showboating cocky motherfucker need to cite some sources that demonstrate his cockiness.
>> Anonymous
>>239482
Phelps, like most of the successful American athletes have probably had PR training to not say anything cocky. People are still going to be butthurt though because he tends to completely obliterate them in the water.
>> Anonymous
>>239458
And then they got beat, because he is as good as he's being hyped up to be and they weren't.
>> Anonymous
Phelps even says he doesn't trash talk but lets his actions do his talking. This thread sounds like some butthurt.
>> Anonymous
>>239493
srsly
>> Anonymous
AND USA WILL BE THE FIRST COUNTRY WIT A NIGGA FOR PRESIDENT

LMAO
>> Anonymous
>>240113
wat
>> Anonymous
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>>240113