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2009 opening day QBs Anonymous
Bills: Edwards
Dolphins: Henne
Patriots: Brady
Jets: Favre
Ravens: Flacco
Bengals: Palmer
Browns: Quinn
Steelers: Roethlisberger
Texans: Schaub
Colts: Manning
Jacksonville: Garrard
Tennessee: Young
Broncos: Cutler
Chiefs: Grossman
Raiders: Cassel
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>> Anonymous
tl;dr
>> Anonymous
>>488946
Do you even fucking watch football, wow, what a fucking fail list.
>> Anonymous
>>488983
how so, nigger?
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>Dolphins: Henne
>Tennessee: Young
>Chiefs: Grossman
>Raiders: Cassel
>Eagles: Feeley
>Lions: Stafford
>Vikings: Garcia
>Buccaneers: Josh Johnson
>Panthers: Matt Moore
>Cardinals: Leinart
>San Francisco: Bradford
>Seahawks: Wallace

These are all wrong
>> Anonymous
>Vikings: Garcia

That would be amazing but I think Mcnabb would be more likely which would be equally amazing.... Because I love ties.
>> Anonymous
>>488983
Chiefs: Grossman
thats just one.
>> Anonymous
Lions: Brady. I'm 99% sure this will happen.

Sell high on Brady, he probably won't ever be the same and Cassel's doing an admirable job. Scoop up Detroit's best defensive players and draft picks (if not, they'd just use them on more WR's).
>> Anonymous
>Raiders: Cassel

ha. hahaha. haha. hahahahahahahaha
>> Anonymous
>>489031
If Brady were to leave he wouldn't go to the fucking Lions.
>> Anonymous
>>488946

Vikesfag here: Fuck you, Cassel is ours.
>> Anonymous
>>489034
Doesn't Cassel have a weak arm? Yeah that sounds like a quarterback Al Davis would want.
>> Anonymous
Pats keep Cassel then they will put the franchise tag on him, then trade him.
>> Dicks !EfVwyVp5SE
>>489040
You shut your whore mouth.

18-1 + lions = akljsdkjd.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>Cardinals: Leinart

Not a chance in hell. Leinart's not starting in Arizona again unless Warner gets hurt.
>> Anonymous
8/10

well played OP, would be trolled again
>> Anonymous
>>489055
Warner is retiring after this season.
>> Anonymous
>>489093
Remember when Favre retired?
>> Anonymous
>>489099
Eh? Apparently Warner contemplated retirement after the Boldin hit, if it was serious, he was gone at that instant.

I can easily see him going, even after he's named MVP.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>489105

If he thinks he can still win, he'll come back.

As it is. Leinart's proven he doesn't give a fuck about football. All he cares about are beer bongs and co-eds. St. Pierre will start before Leinart starts.
>> Anonymous
Barring catastrophic injury to anymore QBs this year...

Bills: Edward
Dolphins: Pennington (He'll start next year, but will probably share snaps with Henne in 4th quarters)
Patriots: Cassel (I don't think Brady will be 100% by next season's opener)
Jets: Favre
Ravens: Flacco
Bengals: Palmer (The last name is correct, but whether it's Carson or Jordan will remain to be seen)
Browns: Quinn
Steelers: Roethlisberger
Texans: Schaub (BIG reach, but possibly Colt McCoy)
Colts: Manning
Jacksonville: Garrard (Yes, but this stupid city will run him off the team before the end of next season)
Tennessee: Young (Possible, but depends on his preseason performance....no, seriously)
Broncos: Cutler
Chiefs: Thigpen (Is this guy getting impressive or what?)
Raiders: Russell (They won't let that much money sit on his ass)
Chargers: Rivers (Yes. Solid year for him actually)

Cowboys: Romo
Giants: Manning
Eagles: McNabb (He'll come through)
Redskins: Campbell
Bears: Orton
Lions: Bradford/Tebow (If Tebow enters the draft, it'll be him, if not, Bradford)
Packers: Rodgers
Vikings: Jackson (He'll get his second chance)
Buccaneers: Garcia (He won't leave the league until Favre does, and he won't leave the Bucs until he misses the playoffs with them)
Panthers: Delhomme (Will start the season, but won't finish as the starter)
Saints: Brees
Falcons: Ryan
Cardinals: Warner (Couple more years to milk his stats off these godsend of receivers)
Rams: Bulger
San Francisco: Harrell/Bradford (IF the Lions can get Tebow, then these guys get Bradford)
Seahawks: Hasselbeck (Still their best QB...)
>> Anonymous
>>489134

That more than qualifies him for the starting position at Chicago.
>> Anonymous
CASSEL IS A FREE AGENT AT THE END OF THIS YEAR.
>> Anonymous
>Lions: Bradford/Tebow (If Tebow enters the draft, it'll be him, if not, Bradford)

Highly doubt Tebow will start for an NFL team, he is not NFL starter material.
>> Anonymous
anybody who thinks Tebow will start next year is either a troll or a retard. Tebow has a better shot at FB in the NFL than at QB.
>> Anonymous
>>489180
highly doubt?

highly doubt?

zero chance, Tebow is so far from an NFL quarterback it's laughable
>> Awesome Bill from Dawsonville BELIEVE IN THE BIONIC ARM! !7KR.e180t.
>Panthers: Matt Moore
WAT
>> Anonymous
>>489140

Well, first: Cassel won't be staying with the Pats, as he is a free agent whose reputation will more than earn him a starting position elsewhere.

Secondly: The Viqueens have a better chance of winning the Superbowl than Jackson has a chance of starting for the team. After two years of incompetence, not even the man who kept him in the position, Childress, wants him there. And Childress himself will likely be gone by next season.
>> Anonymous
>>489197
You kidding? He'd be top 5 easily.
>> Anonymous
>>489214

1/10.
>> Anonymous
>>489214
That's almost as funny as Matt Cassel willingly going to the Raiders.
>> Anonymous
>>489197
Tell the rich, desperate owners that, see if they'll pass on him.
>> Anonymous
>>489226
Any idiot that has watched a quarter of college football knows that Matthew Stafford >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>Tim Tebow.
>> Anonymous
>>489140
UTEPfag here. After watching Jordan Palmer play you would be fucking insane to start him in the NFL. He threw more picks against far below average college teams than....A LOT!
>> Anonymous
>>489286
The Bengals would assuredly bring back Fitzpatrick before they would start Jordan Palmer.