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Yang Wei = Gold Medal at the Mens Gymnasts All-Around

Best Athlete at the 2008 Summer Beijing Olympics. And yes this includes the decathletes also.
>> Anonymous
He earned it. He did so much better than most everyone.
>> Anonymous
>>246436
>>Best Athlete at the 2008 Summer Beijing Olympics
LOL, no. Are we forgetting someone who won 5 Gold already?
>> Anonymous
His laugh is awesome. Like one of those 60s villains.
>> Anonymous
the people who do gymnastics are seriously amazing
>> Anonymous
i still want that body!!
>> Anonymous
Haha they segued into Nazi Germany
>> Anonymous
Modern Pentathlon>Decathlon>Gymnastics All-Around
>> Anonymous
>>246448
If there were 8 chances for him to win, he would have a chance to get 8 golds.
>> Anonymous
>>246466
yang wei still has the individuals so potentially about 6 more medals.
>> Anonymous
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>> Anonymous
Another blowout....I CAME!!!1
>> Anonymous
>>246436
you misspelled "michael phelps" and "every fucking swimming event"
>> Anonymous
>>246448
Nope ... being able to swim fast =/= some of the feats that the men gymnasts can do
>> Anonymous
>>246490
Seriously. That shit is as close to super human as humans will ever get.
>> Anonymous
hey GUISE THEIS IS JUST IN!!!

he eat 20000 calories a day.
>> Anonymous
>>246481
>>yang wei still has the individuals so potentially about 6 more medals.

He fucked up in the parallel bars during the qualfying rounds and he didnt score high enough in another event, so I think he is only eligible for 4 out of the 6 gymnastics events
>> Anonymous
i want to see phelps do half the shit yang can do.
not to mention that body...
>> Anonymous
>>246490
>>246497
Oh wow. Just, oh wow.
>> Anonymous
>>246501
So do half the people on 4Chan.
>> Anonymous
>>246497
Michael Phelps is the next evolution of man. Pretty soon we'll all have to become half dolphin to live underwater due to global warming.
>> Anonymous
>>246533
i rather be swinging in the trees like we were originally suppose to
>> Anonymous
>>246533
you're right, afterall, everybody can take steroids like phelps and swim fast in the upcoming catastrophe
>> Anonymous
i bet yang wei can kick phelps ass in a fight.
>> Anonymous
>>246538
Dude, steroid does shit for swimming. You need a lean body to be a competent swimmer. Seriously do you see any swimmer with seriously muscular pecs and bugging biceps. Plus Phelps is actually doing MORE testing required of him because of shitheads like you.

However, it's helpful in gymnastics more than swimming.
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China = 3 for 3 in Gymnastics

1) Men's Team
2) Women's Team
3) Men's All-Around
>> Anonymous
The thing he did after his last routine was hilarious, ya know, the one where he placed his hands besides his ears to make the "I can't hear you" gesture. He pointed his thumbs to his head so it actually looked like he was taunting everybody
>> Anonymous
They should just call this whole USA vs. China thing in the olympics off and have Yang Wei and Michael Phelps face each other in a knife fight. That'd settle it once and for all.
>> Anonymous
>Plus Phelps is actually doing MORE testing required of him because of shitheads like you.

They can test Phelps even thirce per day. Growth hormones are undetectable.
>> Anonymous
>>246559
Except, you know, you grow really fast.
>> Anonymous
>>246554
my bet is on yang wei, on the land portion atleast, he will be all over phelps and his big ass ears.
>> Anonymous
>>246560
the guy sure acts like he got too much growth hormone.
>> Anonymous
>>246559
And how this supposed to help him how?

You know, Chinese gymnasts have more of a reason to use that than Phelps.
>> Anonymous
>>246561
If he can reach them. Phelps is a good foot taller than him.
>> Anonymous
>>246571
not really, all gymnast looks like they are steriods
>> Anonymous
>>246577
That guy has no trouble with heights.
>> Anonymous
>>246577
have you even been watching him?! that guy will take yao ming's head off like its nothing.
>> Anonymous
growth hormones really don't do much. their best use is it helps athletes recover from injury faster, as a performance enhancer its effects are arguably infinitesimal
>> Anonymous
>>246586
they also recover more while needing to work less, and uhh more muscle equal more strength, which means alot, even in swimming.
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>> Anonymous
For a swimmer, EPO's the only thing they could use during competition that would give them an edge. Cyclists are usually caught with those in their blood, since cycling is an endurance sport. Any bit of extra oxygen you can get to your muscles will help.

afaik I don't know if there are any other doping techniques out there that has replaced this as news of EPO hasn't come out in a while.
>> Anonymous
>>246596
Muscle recovery and healing is more for training. Usually positive HGH or steroid tests come during random tests, rarely when its near a competition.
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>>246582
Its not all muscles with gymnasts, they need flexibility and agility in addition to the strength. It is that combination that makes them the best athletes.
>> Anonymous
>>246616
this post makes me feel like everybody dopes months ahead of the olympics.
>> Anonymous
how can one men be so fucking good.
>> Anonymous
>>246637
He just is.
>> Anonymous
>>246637
Had weak competition.
>> God
i hereby declare yang wei the phelps and god of gymnastics
>> Anonymous
>>246616
The weird part there wouldn't Phelps be caught already between Athens and now?

Face it, he's really good. It's not like a swimmer like him never existed before. Like Mark Spitz.
>> Anonymous
>>246655
i demend a DNA test! her mother fucked a DOLPHINE!!!
>> Anonymous
>>246651
Nah, he messed up too much for that. We're we bitching on how this event was much sloppier than in Athens?
>> Anonymous
>>246667
>>Weren't
Fix'd. Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>> Anonymous
I BELEIVE IN YANG WEI
>> Anonymous
>>246667
Athens owned, because of the amazing routines done by all the athletes. Too much easy shit this time.
>> Anonymous
>>246677
not from yang wei, not way bitch, he is taking this shit up a few notches!
>> Anonymous
>>246677
And people actually stuck their landings a good amount of the time. Even Yang Wei didn't stick most of his events.

Seriously, I haven't seen this many falls and fuckups in the four Olympics I saw for the mens. China won because they were the only decent team who took the smart road and choose high difficulty routines so they can fuck up and let the difficulty score cushion it.
>> Anonymous
>>246684
Well to give you an idea, there were about 3 or 4 guys in Athens that did routines like Boris Alex did. It was much more intense.
>> Anonymous
>>246693
they took math class.
>> Anonymous
>>246714
They studied the night before, and didn't cram.
>> Anonymous
japanese guy could have taken it, not saying that Yang wasn't impressive but it's not as if there was no chance of him losing this event.
>> Anonymous
>>246754
You mean the guy that fell on rings? He could have won had he not fucked that up.
>> Anonymous
>>246757
no that was a different jap I'm pretty sure
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China Takes The Lead

http://www.drudgereport.com/
>> Anonymous
>>246552
i need to get some mussels like dat
>> Anonymous
>>246436
Congrats to the superior chinese athlete
>> Anonymous
>>246448

Are forgetting that a sport that has so many fucking finals its ridiculous?
>> Anonymous
>>246533Michael Phelps is the next evolution of man. Pretty soon we'll all have to become half dolphin to live underwater due to global warming.

you STUPID SHIT

IN THE WATER is where GLOBAL WARMING has the most disasterous effects!

It's the Dolphins who must join us on LAND
>> Anonymous
>>246554
michael phelp's freakishly long monkey arms would ensure victory
>> Anonymous
>>249395
yang wei would behind that mother fucker in a sec
>> Anonymous
anyone got the vid of him when he finished his high bar routine and sealed the gold, he was like HA HA HA HA HA to the camera? That shit made me crack up.
>> Anonymous
Yang Wei might be as tall as Micheal Phelps arm
>> Anonymous
yang wei's arm is as wide as michael phelp
>> Anonymous
>>249483
lulz
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hey guys why no love for me? i am much sooooo much cuter than this yang wei dood.
>> Anonymous
Yang Wei is shorter than Phelp's penis.
>> Anonymous
>>249494
your a faggot homosexual, your team and country is full of fail, now GTFO of the thread of the greatest gymnasts evar!
>> Anonymous
>>249497
yang wei's penis is thicker than phelps, nobody want that noodle shit anyways.
>> Anonymous
Yang Wei won easy because almost all of his competitors fell. The level was really low this olympics and this guy is nothing special
>> Anonymous
>>249497
>>249503

You are both gay
>> Anonymous
>>249506
more like yang wei won easy because all the other competitors are fail and couldn't do the difficulty that they needed while yang wei made that shit look easy.
>> Anonymous
>>249503
Nobody wants a penis thats 1 inch long and 3 inches wide.
>> Anonymous
>>249527
someone that has a vagina that's the size... oh wait no one
>> Anonymous
Phelp's penis could be beautiful. Yang's..no.
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>>249506
I was pretty disappointed honestly.

I know they're doing very hard routines, and there's the holy shit I'm at the olympics, but they're supposed to be the best in the fucking world and they're wobbling on spins, falling off the bars on simple releases, sitting on pommel horse, letting go of rings, jumping like a rabbit on vault landings...

It was really disappointing.
>> Anonymous
>>249527
Hey, that's not funny. A penis like that would pleasure a chinese loli well...and destroy their will to live.
>> Anonymous
>>249506
Even if everyone else didn't have any faults, I think this guy was forced to train too crazy hard where he essentially couldn't lose (probably mandated by the government and not allowed contact with the outside world),
>> Anonymous
>>249546
Uh, it's the fucking Olympics. Considering how often they occur, you should train fucking crazy hard. You're trying to be the best in the world. Most gymnasts have maybe 1-2 chances to compete in the olympics.

If you aren't willing to give it your best you'll be a fucking failure like Mall rat Sacromone.
>> Anonymous
Oh, and adding to>>249506: the judges really helped him (16.550 on vault when others made the same jump and got a point less? 16.625 on rings?). And don't forget that on the horizontal bar, when he already knew that he was going to win, he got scared an almost fell, so had to play it safe and did NOTHING. Still got enough points of course.
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>>249573
you really don't know gymnastics much at all do you? Most of his beast routines like vault and rings were totally different and more complex compared to the others in the competition. Its the start value that jacks up his score. All he needs to do is just complete it with good form and if he takes like a step there are only minor deductions.
>> Anonymous
>>249558
Right, but my point is that after Athens, I'm sure the Chinese gymnasts were FORCED to train much much harder than any of the other athletes.

I recall hearing commentary during the female team finals that the Chinese female gymnasts (or maybe it was just the coach) were forced to sign contracts that they would not be injured when it came time for the competition. Seriously?! How the fuck do you train well without having the risk of injury in a sport like gymnastics?
>> Anonymous
>>249598
Call it luck but none of them got injured amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>249598
Or, you know, they're just more dedicated?

Who says they were forced to train? Maybe they take the Olympics seriously?

Honestly our males team seemed like they were pulled out of a drunken frat party a few weeks before the olympics and had a crash course in gymnastics, and don't get me started on the teenyboppers on our female team.

You can't do half assed training and expect gold.
>> Anonymous
>>249607
Do you honestly think they were just "more dedicated" with China's shitty human rights record?
>> Anonymous
>>249618
did you honestly think they were "less dedicated" with China's shitty human rights record?
>> Anonymous
>>249618
Yes? You can't force an olympic athlete. The Chinese government is smart enough to realize threatening/forcing them is not going to make them better.

Look at Phelps, he trains like a motherfucker and dedicates his life to swimming. Just because the other Americans don't really care doesn't mean he was being forced.

Apparently we don't have enough gymnasts who give enough of a shit about it so we just go with what we have. China has enough of a gymnast pool that they can take gymnasts with the proper attitude.
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>>249635
what?
of course you can force an olympic athlete
where the shit did you get the retarded idea that you can't
>> Anonymous
>>249649
lol okay keep thinking that
>> Anonymous
>>249656
well, since it's true, I will
>> Anonymous
LOL. China says "You have a genetic disposition to work for the Gold medal glory of China. Join us and you can eat, but you won't do anything other than after this. Also, if you have a serious medical condition, we'll ignore it, toss you aside, and let you live on 30 dollars a month in some village."

They don't have more to work with, and they sure as shit force athletes to work by offering them a decent diet if they work like dogs.
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>>249649
you are retarded. Keep fucking pulling these "facts" out of your ass. Yang Wei was about to quit gymnasts all together after 04 and the government was going to let him but he decided not to on his own. Time to stop hating and realize he is fucking amazing.
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lol gotta love Americans believing in everything forcefed by their media to make China look bad

Human Rights? Since when does the US give a rats ass about other humans? You are the country that invaded Afghanistan and Iraq and killed MILLIONS (yes that's right, millions, the american news never acknowledge the number of civilian deaths) of civilians and stir up conflict in the world just so you can use the oil you steal and DRIVE your car to the mcdonalds in your street corner instead of walking there.


Do Chinese athletes train hard? FUCK YEAH! Do Chinese athletes train harder than American Athletes? Fuck yeah! Are Chinese Athletes FORCED to train extra hard like mules by their "communist(lol)" government? No, not even the America media is willing to spew out that kind of BS. Yes they start young, yes they train hard, but it's their way of life and they are HAPPY about it. Heck, I would gladly sacrifice my childhood to get a fucking OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL than play some vidya games and jerk off everyday.

Funny how lazy fatass Americans think being made to do anything other than sit at home stuff yourself with potato chips in front of a 50inch LCD TV is a violation of human rights.
>> Anonymous
>>249664
China is not fucking third world, the government has brought millions of people out of the poverty level. It's an advanced capitalist society.

And even if that were true, at least they do stuff with their poor instead of sticking them in a projects and building a White Castle next to it.
>> Anonymous
>>249667
wtf "facts" are you referring to?
the idea that it is possible to force an olympic athlete? That is pretty obviously true.

the other sentence and fragment were questions (that is, not even something that one could confuse as being meant to be a "fact")
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IN AFTER SHITSTORM
>> Anonymous
>>249677
how he hell is it obvious? Because you said it is?
>> Anonymous
>>249682
so by "facts" you actually meant "fact" (although really you meant something more like "assertion")? ok cool - just to put the fact that you're a retard out in the open
>> Anonymous
>>249674

Uh what? This is exactly what they do. They stick them in a ghetto after they bulldoze their homes, then put up a wall around their eyesore home so tourists at the Oympics don't see it.

And the story I mentioned about the girl with the illness? It's true. I just saw it on NBC.

You are a troll.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/21/sports/olympics/21athlete.html?pagewanted=print
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>>249705
>>249705
they already lived in the ghettos, dumbass. The places they were moved to were alot better in comparison. How do I know this? Maybe because i'm a beijing native lived there for 10+ years. Oh NBC and NYtimes, they seem to be really un-biased against nations like China =/

learn2research faggot
>> Anonymous
>>249734
I can never get enough of people telling us to be mistrustful of OUR media with respect to China

There is something impossibly hilarious about it
>> Anonymous
>>249740
whats hilarious is that you think NYtimes = US media. What do you think America is? China?

Theres more than One newspaper and One news channel dumbass.
>> Anonymous
>>249753
lol that's not even a reasonable implication to draw from my post

did you just really need to get that off of your chest or something? because that was a total non-sequitur
>> Anonymous
>>249759
i just thought you were
>>249705

if not, i apologize
>> Anonymous
>>249766
I'm not
but I'm not too sure that your response made any more sense in light of that post, anyway
>> Anonymous
CHINA STRONG. US FAKE
>> Anonymous
>>249624
I lol'd
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Hay me and my brudder were liek watching yang wei frum our moms crib in the states, and liek, we coulda did bettar so liek were gonna go do ninja warrior instead cuz that shit is so cash, ignore our injuries. we not scare
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>>252270

faggot
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sage for yang wei
>> HE'S 5'2, LOL. Anonymous
>>253114
Age for faggotry
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>>253114
Bump for gold
>> Anonymous
>>253107
This is the Hulk Hogan patented 'Hand To The Ear' move
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lol @ wtc
>> Anonymous
China = no.1 at steroids
>> Anonymous
>>253573
China, THEY'RE NUMBER 1!
>> Anonymous
Jesus, I bet Yang Wei is drowning in pussy. He has DBZ character muscles!
>> Anonymous
>>253602
Maybe, but they said he's getting married after the olympics to another gymnast.
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>>253602

lol but he does gymnastics, meaning that he himself is a pussy.
>> Anonymous
Also, he's only 5'2" or so
>> Anonymous
>>253621
Would you actually say that to his face or any male olympic gymnast's face?
>> Anonymous
>>253621
>Gymnastics
>Pussy

does not compute
>> Anonymous
>>253627
And he'd still kick all our asses.
>> Anonymous
>>253633

No -- It's not nice to make boys cry.
>> Anonymous
>>246436

The chinese are able to get to 4chan now? The fuck is that giant firewall for anyways.