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Time Thread Anonymous
I COME FROM THE FUTURE! REALLY!

I took a device from this scientist, and turned it on. I went through over 11 dimensions through space, time, the rate of change of time, etc.

Anyway, the science aside, I went to the past (2000) to try and change the way the world works. So, I convinced the Patriots to start using cameras, and they gave me a simple "FUCK YOU" right back at me.

So instead, I went even further in the past (1958) to convince the NFL to not establish a franchise near Boston. After thoughtful reasoning, we agreed to instead create a franchise in Los Angeles.

Afterwords, I come to the present (2062) and everything seems fine. The Patriots no longer exist, and instead of them the L.A. Crushers (Dynasty of the 2020's and 2000's by winning 6 Super Bowls) watched games with a camera (Found out in 2031, fucking cheaters). They were revoked of 4/6 of their trophies. They also ended the 2017 season 18-1 (Lost to the Colts! LOL!).

Apparently, a scientist stated that when going into the past, it's like dialing random phone numbers. The chances of you getting the one you want is so small it is moot to try anyway. The future, on the other hand, is the one you are currently heading. Is your universe having the same fate as mine?
>> Anonymous
Are you related to two robots?
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>389705
Say, did the Cubs ever win a World Series?
>> Anonymous
>>389722
35 of them. They're the most successful baseball franchise in history.

If you want to see the worst, look at New York. YUCK!
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
I already come from the future.

Los Angeles doesn't get a football team because we don't give a shit.

The end.
>> Anonymous
>>389731
Really? Because in my universe, LA has one of the biggest fanbases in the NFL.
>> Anonymous
>>389731
Btw, your Dodgers are the second-best team in the NL with 23 championships. You guys are AMAZING!
>> Anonymous
Wait, after checking the Hypernet, it seems that 4chan is one of the largest sites in the world. CONGRATS!
>> Futureman !6W0iHX77Vs
OP here. Seriously, your present looks like shit. Boston being good? God help us with those kind of shitty fans!
>> Anonymous
LA + football = fail
>> Anonymous
>>389705

Maybe its late who knows... But that was really hard to read...