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Anonymous
Wind better not die down today.
>> Anonymous
Talk to Phelps. He controls the wind.
>> Anonymous
>>262354
Tyson Gay should have talked to Phelps today.
>> Anonymous
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>>262348

Dude, it's stormlike conditions, these boats are fucking MOVING. Great race so far. Plus, hot boater chicks.
>> Anonymous
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CANADA, YOU BEST STEP YOUR GAME UP! TOGO STILL LAFFS AT YOU, SPECIFICALLY. THEY DON'T LAFF AT GABON, BUT THEY LAFF AT CANADA.
>> Anonymous
I've no idea what's happening, but god damn this is exciting.
>> Anonymous
>>262437
Canada has, technically, won four times as many medals as Togo to date.
>> Anonymous
I fucking love the sound of the water
>> Anonymous
>>262392
i tried to watch a rewind of this yesterday, i fell asleep it is so boring
>> Anonymous
>>262468
>Canada has, technically, has existed four times as long medals as Togo to date. Fix'd.
>> Anonymous
>>262512
Not to be a grammar nazi but that sentence made my head spin
>> Anonymous
>>262512

Worst fix ever
>> Anonymous
So I checked in to see if any of the other races finished . Only the one race (where Greece finally won a medal) finished. Again, ocean's closed due to weather. Commentator said: "Stay, just a little bit longer. Please, please, please, won't you stay with me. Oh your mommy won't mind, and your daddy won't mind, so won't you stay.... and maybe we will have a race."

I lol'd. This is sad.
>> Anonymous
>>263030

That commentator is doing his best to keep people interested. The story he told about his football team was kind of funny. I just wish the commentary was interactive in some way.

It looks fucking miserable there, but I guess they're going to start the race. I've been waiting for the Finn final for what seems like forever.
>> Anonymous
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Personally I'd just be happy if they did something about the weed in the water.
>> Anonymous
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>>263061
to be fair, they already cleaned the shit out of it
>> Anonymous
>>263053
I'm not complaining about him, he's awesome. I'm complaining about the fucking weather.

>>263061
You'd think the Netherlands have gotten gold in Yngling.
>> Anonymous
>>263079

haha he wants us to email him, garyjobson@cs.com
>> Anonymous
>>263093
5 minutes until start of race, make it quick.
>> Anonymous
"Brits should come to a Redskins game."

;p
>> Anonymous
this is going to be fun to watch, these boats are going to fly
>> Anonymous
>>263136
lol wut?
>> Anonymous
>>263165

British fans on the shoreline were going kind of nuts
>> Anonymous
goddamn that limey fucker is moving
>> Anonymous
Australia won sailing
>> Anonymous
>>263265

The fuck they did, Ainslie just cruised to another Gold
>> Anonymous
Ben Railey=Usain Bolt of sailing.
>> Anonymous
>>263306

You mean Ben Ainsley? Zach Railey is the American who took the silver (and is from Anon's home of Clearwater, FL)... and I wouldn't call Ainsley the Bolt as much as I'd call him the, fuck, I dunno, dude's won three straight golds though in the Finn, which is a bitch of a boat to sail.
>> Anonymous
>>263321
Sorry, it's 4:30am and I'm tired.
>> Anonymous
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ROFL SHIPWRECK
>> Anonymous
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France, you're doing it wrong
>> Anonymous
HAHA FRANCE
>> Anonymous
This is brutal.
>> Anonymous
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Francelol.
>> Anonymous
>>263399

Brazil just capsized.
>> Anonymous
>>263441

Perhaps it's also noteworthy that the name of this boat is the 49er.
>> Anonymous
AUS just capsized
>> Anonymous
stupidest "sports" event ever
>> Anonymous
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lol @ "Does anyone want to win this race?"
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>>263485
werd
I tried to watch it, but I just couldn't stomach it
>> Anonymous
>>263488
Half the fun is reading his sarcastic remarks.
>> Anonymous
This just in, Spain has capsized
>> Anonymous
all nine boats in the race have now capsized hahahah

commentator called it the craziest, weirdest race in the history of Olympic sailing
>> Anonymous
ok so wtf is capsized
>> Anonymous
>>262348
Britain has capsized. FUCK. What the FUCK is going on?
>> Anonymous
Capsized means the boats are now trying to sail underwater
>> Anonymous
"Give me a break, this is pathetic"

"All boats have 15 minutes to finish, not so easy when you are swimming"
>> Anonymous
Tonight's been a fun night. Usain Bolt is the fastest fucking man alive. POOLS CLOSED DUE TO PHELPS. And the lolziest race in sailing history.
>> Anonymous
>>263505
>>263517
>>263511
Hahahah, shit, I wished I would have tuned in to this crap
>> Anonymous
This just in, the race judges have capsized
>> Anonymous
they can't find the USA boat, I think we are lost at sea, someone call Gordon Lightfoot to write a new song
>> Anonymous
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>>263525
>> Anonymous
>>263528
Way out in the middle of fucking nowhere.
>> Anonymous
Is Phelps swimming in that water? Bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>263545

this just in, phelps has capsized
>> Anonymous
The whole world has capsized.
>> Anonymous
This just in, Usain Bolt wins the 100m dash and saves the world from the sea.
>> Anonymous
Germany capsized again. After they finished the race.