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/sp/ 2008 NFL Mock Draft Anonymous
/sp/ 2008 NFL mock draft. I expect this to be a logjam of retardation. Feel free to make real picks for your team but it's first come first serve.

With the first pick in the 2008 NFL draft, the Miami Dolphins select Casey DeLafonte, GK (grounds keeping staff). He's real happy to get that first overall pick money, gonna be taking real good care of Dolphin stadium over the next 10 to 20 years.

Oh yeah and if you forget or flub prompting the next pick it doesn't count.

St Louis is on the clock.
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St. Louis selects /vc/
Atlanta is now on the clock
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You must be a Rams fan

Atlanta picks Adolph Hitler, QB. He will be a big hit with the GA fans and restore the reputation of the franchise.

Oakland is next
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Oakland picks Mortus the skeleton warrior (WR)

Queefs are next
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Oakland trades the pick to the Arizona Cardinals for Kurt Warner's digity and a second round pick.

Arizona now on the clock
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Kansas City picks God.

/draft
>> Anonymous
>>17210

And they still manage to fuck up in the playoffs lolz.
>> Anonymous
Arizona trades the pick back to Oakland for Mortus the skeleton warrior(WR)

Oakland back on the clock
>> Anonymous
Mortus is slow, but damn can he block (see shield)
>> Anonymous
>>17250
So you're saying Mortus will probably move to TE?
>> Anonymous
>>17210
>>17216

Damnit, that should not have made me laugh as hard as it did.
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the New York Jets select Rick James(K).
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QB Jack Bauer is selected by Cincinnati Bengals. It is expected that the "Ocho Cinco" and the newly self nicknamed "Dos Cuatro" will bring the franchise at least 4 superbowls in the next 24 hours.