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Anonymous
HAI GUISE IT'S TIME FOR MOAR FAIL!
>> Anonymous
You know, they're capable of playing quite well when it doesn't count for anything.
>> Anonymous
>>364064
So sunday, they'll play well?
>> Anonymous
>>364067
Today doesn't count either. Brewers will sweep Cubs. You heard it here first.
>> Anonymous
>>364064
yes, they will win today and tommorrow and still not get to the postseason. no control of own destiny is how the mets play best
>> Anonymous
>>364088
They've had plenty control over their own destiny, see: the last month.
>> Anonymous
>>364088
But when the Brewers have been in control of their own destiny they've fucked it up. It truly will be the Great Postseason Fail-Off of 2008.

>>364073
But I hope you're right.
>> Anonymous
>>364067

On Sunday, it'll be a blowout. Ollie will throw the stadium's one and only no-hitter, Delgado will hit another grand slam, and Reyes will go for the cycle.
>> Anonymous
Yankees blow postseason and now Mets decide to choke on a cock god damn you New York baseball
>> Anonymous
>>364120
And they'll still end up 2 games down for the wild card.
>> Anonymous
>>364120
And Paul Newman will throw out the first pitch?
>> Anonymous
>>364125
Obvious non-New Yorker spotted

Though I admit, even though I hate the Yankees, the AL playoffs are more interesting when the Yankees and Red Sox are playing (or maybe I've been brainwashed by ESPN.)
>> Metsfag No. 124968 !q2ZLb2hZmU
R MART
>> Anonymous
Game doesn't start until Santana is relieved.
>> Anonymous
>>364193
Santana just walked someone in 4 straight pitches.
>> Anonymous
>>364202
Successful sac bunt, Marlins have runners on 2nd and 3rd with 2 outs. Wonder if Santana can make it out of the 5th...
>> Anonymous
>>364204
Intentionally Walking HANLEY. Bases loaded for Baker.
>> Anonymous
Baker won't get on. Mark my words.
>> Anonymous
Ryan Church, I fucking love you.
>> Anonymous
>>364211
hahaha yes. See, I told you.
>> Anonymous
>>364218
Somehow you predicted that a September call-up wouldn't reach bade. You must be a fucking clairvoyant.
>> Anonymous
inning over mets still lead 2-0
>> Anonymous
>>364221
base*
>> Anonymous
>>364221
He was hitting .300, Brewersfag
>> Anonymous
>>364227
Prince fielder is hitting .404 in September, that means .404 FOR THE WHOLE SEASON HE WINS BATTING TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>364164
No I was born and raised in New York but I don't live there now.

Usually I'd be the biggest fuck you person to the Mets but I was going to secretly bandwagon them.
>> Metsfag No. 124968 !q2ZLb2hZmU
>>364232
Why
>> Anonymous
Dan Uggla is pretty much the worst player ever.
>> Anonymous
>>364229
Baker has almost 200 ABs

>>364232
You make no fucking sense
>> Anonymous
>>364235
New York > rest of MLB

>>364242
how?
>> Anonymous
>>364232

bandwagon Yankeefag spotted
>> Anonymous
>>364256
troll harder
>> Anonymous
>>364232
>>364255

Nobody who isn't a complete faggot can claim to like both the Yankees and Mets.
>> Anonymous
>>364240
How are 31 HR and 91 RBI considered to be the "worst ever"?

Oh and he has more HR in his first 3 years than any second baseman ever.
>> Anonymous
Fucking ump has money on the game. Perfect timing.
>> Anonymous
>>364261
never claimed that stupid faggot
>> Anonymous
>>364256
the bandwagon of not being in the playoffs for the first time in 13 years? lol
>> Anonymous
>>364265
Ramon Castro is setting up 2 feet away from the fucking plate. Every pitch is on the chalk. Nolasco's pitches are on the black of the plate.
>> Anonymous
>>364267
New York fans that root for whatever team is doing the best, and not picking one and sticking by them.
>> Anonymous
So if the Mets do end up making the playoffs, do you think they'll just have Santana pitch every inning of every game?
>> Anonymous
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>>364275
you fail
>> Anonymous
>>364262
lurk moar
>> Metsfag No. 124968 !q2ZLb2hZmU
>>364275
That's wrong beyond imagination.
>> Anonymous
Johan's going 8!

Manly tears!
>> Anonymous
Johan: Fuck you failpen. I'm staying in.
>> Anonymous
>>364303
He should put that on his glove.
>> Anonymous
Uggla trying to go deep.
>> Anonymous
fffffuuuu

the failpen is warming up
>> Anonymous
moment of truth....
>> Anonymous
Also fuck yeah Daryl Ward
>> Anonymous
holy fuck shea is going to collapse that crowd is going insane
>> Anonymous
Homerun in the Cubs game putting the Cubs ahead 1-0
>> Anonymous
0-2
>> Anonymous
Santana ftw bitches
>> Anonymous
>>364362
oops, 2-0
>> Anonymous
Johan Santana for President
>> Anonymous
3-hitter faggots.
>> Anonymous
oh thank god.
>> Anonymous
1-2
>> Anonymous
three hit shutout complete game baby, eat it failwaukeefags

enjoy the two run hole youre now in against the cubs lol
>> Anonymous
Almost blew it. Lucky thing that this wasn't Houston or a place with a short left field wall.
>> Anonymous
IT IS FINISHED
>> Anonymous
JOHAN FUCKING SANTANA. EAT SHIT CODY ROSS.

EAT SHIT FAILPEN.
>> Anonymous
Taking care of business.
>> Anonymous
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Bullpen? Fuck the bullpen.
>> Anonymous
Failpen, take notes. This is how you fucking win games.
>> Anonymous
>>364389

so you want the failpen to pitch 9 innings. be careful what ask for

with perez on the mound tomorrow you might get your wish
>> Anonymous
>>364282

Not the guy you are posting to, but you could not be anymore of a failure.

Sorry if all this baseball talk is ruining your memes and randum things XD
>> Anonymous
>>364386
gar for this motherfucker
>> Anonymous
Ya know, this is just going to make it hurt even more when the mets lose the final game and play themselves out of the postseason.

They're going to make you slice your wrists while drinking cyanide and huffing on the fumes of bleach and ammonia mixed together.
>> Anonymous
>>364411
in after you had an experience
>> Anonymous
>>364411
If that makes you feel better because your Brewers are on the verge of blowing their WC lead, so be it.
>> SSG Posted Here
Phillies won, are the NL East champions again.
>> Anonymous
>>364654
Have fun losing in the first round
>> SSG Posted Here
>>364737
The Angels are going to lose in the first round? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
So, I loved watching the Failpen at work, but enough is enough.

We can't let the Brewers into the playoffs. They have Gagne. That greasy canuck needs to be off my TV as soon as possible
>> Anonymous
>>364261

Everyone in NY does, Yankee games are way too expensive to bring the whole family too so everyone here went to Met games all the time.

Apart from a few douchbags on either side who just like yelling at people and Met fans on the anti-success bandwagon, most people like both teams, but since the Yankees aren't usually huge failures they tend to be the favorite.
>> Anonymous
>>364261
Why can't you like both?

I think the people who insist that there is a rivalry between the two teams who meet SIX times a year are insane.
>> Anonymous
>>364777
Why can't you like both the Yankees and the Brooklyn Dodgers?

I think the people who insist that there is a rivalry between the two teams who meet at most SEVEN times a year are insane.
>> Anonymous
>>364786
no one cares. everyone knew the rivalry was between giants/dodgers
>> Anonymous
>>364786

Brooklyn vs. New York

Also the dodgers made it to the WS with the Yankees a few times
>> Anonymous
>>364796
yankees/dodgers if you ask me
>> Anonymous
so if the Mets win tomorrow it doesn't matter what the Brewers do since they lost today, right?
>> Anonymous
>>364777
Yankees/Mets is a rivalry only in the back pages of the Daily News and NY Post.

It only got serious after Clemens beaned Piazza in interleague play, then got roid rage at him again over a broken bat in the subway series.
>> Anonymous
>>364816

Both Mets and Brewers win = 1 game playoff for a postseason berth.
>> Anonymous
>>364822
i hope that happens for all the drama, especially if the Mets' Failpen implodes and gives their fans a heart attack
>> Anonymous
>>364822
Or if both lose.
>> Anonymous
>>364829

That would be the fitting end to this failoff.
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Once Randolph was canned, Jerry Manuel became the Mets' Sarah Palin.

The significance of his role in the Mets' surge (evaporating the Phillies' 6-game lead) was drastically overstated.

Randolph should still be coaching the Mets.
>> Anonymous
>>364865

gb2 bed Willie
>> Anonymous
>>364865

Black people cannot manage teams outside of Canada

prove me wrong
>> Anonymous
>>364894

Dusty Baker
>> Anonymous
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"If I had to describe that one," said Jerry Manuel after the game, "I'd say that was gangsta. That was gangsta right there."
>> Anonymous
IIRC, John Maine threw a 2 hitter on the 2nd to the last game of the season last year to tie the Phillies.

Glavine gave up 7 runs in a 1/3rd of an inning the next day.