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My name is Dan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life's who spend every second of their day making stupid ass shoops of me. Yeah I fucked up the All Star Game. Honestly, have any of you ever even hit into a double play? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because they failed in front of millions of people on national TV, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Josh Hamilton.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot and I'll totally let the ball go under my glove. I'm pretty much Bill Buckner. I am captain of the Marlins, and reserve on the All Star team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn pictures of Grady Sizemore"? I also get errors in regular season games, and bang into my teammates on a regular basis (He just ran into me; Shit was SO CRASH). You are all faggots who should just... oh shit, E-4. Thanks for listening.


Pic Related: It's me and my teammate
>> Anonymous
Good
Good
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>>219070
win like a motherfucker
>> Anonymous
age for well done/not soccer.
>> Anonymous
>>219070
should be 3 errors :\
>> Anonymous
>>219355

I think someone made that during the game. Needs to be updated. Sadly, the worst was yet to come lol.
>> Anonymous
11/10
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>> Anonymous
9.7/10
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>> Anonymous
0/10 for copypasta
quit rating yourself
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>>219070
fixed
>> Anonymous
>>219466

Much better
>> Anonymous
100/10
>> Anonymous
Hey Dan, everyone in the NL hates you.
>> Anonymous
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/teams/bos

best tem evar
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hai guise. wuts goin on in dis thread?
>> Anonymous
Faggot doesn't know how to put the ball in play
>> Anonymous
fuking win
>> Anonymous
>Honestly, have any of you ever even hit into a double play?

Fuking LOL'D
>> Anonymous
bump for epic
>> Anonymous
Moar Uggla-ing needed for todays game.
>> Anonymous
T-Minus 1 hour to moar Ugglas to happen on the field.
>> Anonymous
lolling so hard, /r/ youtube video of Uggla's errors
>> Anonymous
>>220399
>lolling so hard, /r/ youtube video of Uggla's ugglas
>> Anonymous
The best part was when the announcers were talking about him being a Yankee fan and how his father always wanted to see him play in Yankee stadium

I'm assuming his father died in a hospital bed as he was watching this
>> Anonymous
0/10
>> Anonymous
even in a video game he fails...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL521VChZns
>> Anonymous
Uggla is 0/1 already.
Phils have 3-0 lead.
Lulz continue.
>> Anonymous
If Uggla actually commits an uggla in this game /sp/ will explode
>> Anonymous
Uggla on deck..............
>> Anonymous
lol Double Play
>> Anonymous
>>220507
Uggla hits into Double play, but oh goddamnit, runner still scores. Uggla gets a fucking RBI.

Fuck, I was hoping for a triple play :<
>> Anonymous
UGGLA STRUCK OUT IN THE SEVENTH, LOLOLOL.
Since it's at home, he will be up one moar time; who wants to bet that another K will happen?
>> Anonymous
Mike Jacobs is the fucking worst. Here comes UGGLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
OUT
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !UgglA01x2s
>>220513

You don't get RBIs on GIDPs.
>> Anonymous
old copypasta is old although it has a now /sp/ look its still old! GTFO mah /sp/
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>>219060
That's it. It's official. Uggla has become one of /sp/'s favorite pastimes:

Fail Watch 2008: Dan Uggla
>> Anonymous
Uggla - 0 for 4, 1 SO, 2 LOB, 1 GIDP, 0 R, 0 RBI, 0 BB

Total team LOB - 3 (2 by Uggla)

Sadly, Uggla had no uggla's tonight. John Baker recorded a throwing uggla.
>> Anonymous
>>220556
0'fers count as Ugglas, my friend. He was the last out tonight, also.
>> Anonymous
bump from pg 10
>> Anonymous
7/20
0-3,BB,K,1 GIDP
>> Anonymous
MOAR UGGLA NEEDED FOR /SP/
>> Anonymous
EPIC UGGLA GOT BENCHED BUMP