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Learn english Anonymous
>> Anonymous
hows england doin in the soccer tournament?
>> Anonymous
England is too busy winning FIFA
>> Anonymous
"rugby in fancy plastic armor"

wow that actually sounds awesome
>> Anonymous
oh shit, here comes /b/
>> Anonymous
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>> Mute !1/0GyAjq8E
8/10, you made me laugh.
>> Anonymous
I don't understand why it's got to be either/or. Real men will watch any sports.
>> Anonymous
>>170047
fuck no, you don't even understand how FIFA works.

you can't even play with the other european countries in their below-FIFA tournament, and you won fifa? i don't fucking think so friend

TEAM USA WON FIFA GET OVER IT
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>> Sage Sage
>>170036
You mispelled armor.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>armor
Also you mixed up the pictures
>> Anonymous
>>170079
Balls can be ovoid.
>> Anonymous
Real men won't WATCH any sport. Real men DO sport.
>> Anonymous
>>170090
HANDS CAN'T BE FEET
>> Anonymous
Armour is the correct form of armor.
>> Anonymous
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>>170079
>> Anonymous
>>170099
>armor
>> Anonymous
USA WON FIFA YOU DUMB EUROFAGS, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO INSULT US ON ANY FRONT GET OVER IT.

USA WON FIFA FOR GOD'S SAKE!
>> Anonymous
>>170094
football means a ball game played on foot, opposed to played riding a horse.
>> Anonymous
DON'T YOU FAGGOTS EVEN GET ME STARTED ON CRICKET
>> Anonymous
The Eurofags are just jealous of our superior game you guys. Leave them alone.
>> Anonymous
>>170109
FUCK YEAH BOSTON CELTICS, 2008 FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS
>> Anonymous
McBozo does nothing. Then, McBozo goes to this corner. A sort of ball is flying, McBozo keeps the position. McBozo looks at the sort of ball. McBozo does 4 steps forward, then, one to the right. Someone does something with the sort of ball, McBozo comes back to his corner. It's time for an ad. Three minutes later, McBozo is still here. Another sort of ball ils flying, but McBozo doesn't even look at it. McBozo does three steps backward, a 180° to the right, then another four steps backward. Then, McBozo is happy : the team has won 3 yards 3/4. It's time to change the team, McBozo leaves the field. He's satisfied, he just earned $32,000 doing his hard work : travelling approximatively 20 meters in an hour.

Gay.
>> Anonymous
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>>170036
BOJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>> Anonymous
>>170126

GET OVER IT EUROFAG USA WON FIFA
>> Anonymous
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>>170126
>> Anonymous
>>170133
in b4 kahn
>> Anonymous
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>>170149
You have awoken KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
>> Anonymous
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>>170159
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
>> Anonymous
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Kahn is such a faggot
>> Anonymous
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>>170189
Fact: It takes a real man to wear pink.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>170192
>> Anonymous
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>>170198
>> Anonymous
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>>170202
>> Anonymous
>>170202
>>170198
>>170192
Fuck, /b/ strikes back
>> Anonymous
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>>170204
>> Anonymous
>>170193
The funny thing is that 'American' football was adopted from French Canadians at McGill University in Montreal.
>> ?
Honestly though, i know its Gridiron Football or whatever, but why call it a version of football if its hardly played with the feet and mostly the hands?

The logic of this move confuddles me.
>> RAY ALLEN !!+K0Mvqp/bEq
sage for /b/ faggotry
>> Anonymous
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GAY !
>> Anonymous
>>170230
Spitebump for sagefaggotry.
>> Anonymous
>>170193
Acceptable
>> Anonymous
>>170229
Football games derive from games that are played on foot (games for common people).

Horse-back games were games for nobles.

The early British versions were mob football and association. Mob was an entire town split into two and you had to get the ball to a certain location by any means necessary.
>> Anonymous
>>170109

Exactly.
>> Anonymous
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Thanks for these academic precisions.

By the way, a riddle : why is the picture herein related to a football player ?
>> Anonymous
>>170229
They called it football specifically because it differed from games played on horse, such as polo. You played the game on foot instead.

They didn't intentionally try to piss of faggot Europeans in the year 2008 who were too confused to tell the difference, or too enraged that other people were having fun watching and playing another sport in another country.

Football/Soccer threads are a complete embarassment to this board goddamnit.
>> Anonymous
>>170077
In England they make armours and see colours, taste flavours, deserve honours
>> Anonymous
>>170230
Bump because this guy is a huge faggotroll.
>> Anonymous
>>170267
Roses. Gridiron fans know that the Rose Bowl is awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>170260
>The early British versions were mob football and association. Mob was an entire town split into two and you had to get the ball to a certain location by any means necessary.

Man this sounds fucking awesome. I wish we could do this still. :(
>> Anonymous
>>170322
You could do it on a college campus I'm sure. Just make sure no one gets crushed to death.
>> Anonymous
>>170355
But... I'm three years removed from college...... ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>170322
It still exists. It's called Royal Shrovetide football.
>> Anonymous
>>170363
Find a college in your city. Go to a frat party. When all the idiots are drunk tell them about how Mob Football is WAY better than the faggy rubgy they play. The testosterone flowing will probably move the ball 30 feet before anyone touches that damn thing.
>> ?
The rules of that football are awesome and make it officially the best football ever.

The Rules

There are very few rules in existence. The main ones are:

* Committing murder or manslaughter is prohibited. Unnecessary violence is frowned upon.
* The ball may not be carried in a motorised vehicle.
* The ball may not be hidden in a bag, coat or rucksack etc.
* Cemeteries, churchyards and the town memorial gardens are strictly out of bounds.
* Playing after 10 pm is forbidden.
>> noko
Bah, I watch both, and basketball and some baseball at end of the year.
>> Anonymous
the pads does really nothing. it just softens the blow and you can still get concussion. if you eurofags have actually see a football pad you will know its really thin and mainly protects the upper chest.
>> Anonymous
>>170377
Isnt that the rules for football in some town where everybody like 2000 ppl play it in the whole town etc?
>> Anonymous
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I have respect for rugby. Soccer? No.
>> noko
>>170385

Pads mean a lot, but they could easily play withouth them. They could even play without helmets. Noone would be stupid enough to headbut anyone, and if he was, there would only be one stupid man less on field
>> Anonymous
>>170405
>Pads mean a lot, but they could easily play withouth them. They could even play without helmets.

They were going to make football illegal before they started making helmets and pads mandatory because of how many injuries and deaths occured.
>> Anonymous
Pretty sure one sport consists of diving for the endzone or extra yards, while the other consists of diving to draw penalties from the gullible refs.

Soccer is lame, boring, and doesn't belong in North America.
>> Anonymous
>>170036
>armour

Learn English.
>> noko
>>170409

Hey tell where you watch your NFL, I have this bad reception where my players keep getting roughing the passer penalties for friendly shoves, my teams cheating by stealing signals, and my refs are blind motherfuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>170409

Hey tell where you watch your NFL? I have this bad reception where my players keep getting roughing the passer penalties for friendly shoves, my teams cheating by stealing signals, and my refs are blind motherfuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>170445

At least there's frequent scoring. Hockey has more goals than soccer does.
>> ?
Do all Americans only care about scoring and not about things like tactical interplay?

Who am i kidding, instant gratification.
>> Anonymous
>>170451

21-14 is same as 3-2 in football. 3-6 is same as 0-0.

ps. wheres "flood detected" when you need one...
>> Anonymous
You guys remember shit like this is one of the reasons our first /sp/ was deleted right?
>> Anonymous
>>170466
i thought it was because no one posted on /sp/
>> Anonymous
>>170466

no and who cares
>> Anonymous
>>170466
also, wrestling
>> Anonymous
BOJAN KRKIC >>>>> BENZEMA >>>>>>>>>>>>> HENRY
>> Anonymous
Let's not forget who invented it...huh guys?
>> Anonymous
>>170410
http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/armour

Learn English
>> Anonymous
>>170456
I used to think that American football was just "TACKLE KILL WANT BALL GRAWR!" too, but then I picked up a little game called Madden. There were so many options from plays, I was amazed.

Do you want to run or pass? If you want to run, do you want to use your halfback or fullback? Run up the middle? Left? Right? If you're throwing, which receiver are you going to pass it too? Is the defense showing blitz? Will they run back to try and protect a long ball? Should I audible into a running play? Should I sub in one of my tired tackles? Shit, that's not the entirety of the offensive choices, and the same amount of options appears for the defense.
>> Anonymous
>>171215
Gridiron is a game of rock paper scissors where the line and QB are the palms the receivers are the fingers and the RBs are the thumbs. In an alternate demention where EVERY HAND IS BLACK. Wes Welker is the Vitiligo that is killing even skin pigmentation.
>> Anonymous
>>171222
Rock paper scissors is a kickass game. And since we're on 4chan, I can agree with you that the game is overrun by niggers. But I still think it's an advanced game. Just watch Peyton Manning call 3 audibles every play as he scans the opposition.
>> Anonymous
>>171226
I didn't say it was a BAD thing.
>> Anonymous
>>171227
Oh. Excellent.
>> radnomness
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>>170036
shoe?
>> Anonymous
Gee, I don't know, who usually starts this shit? Ever noticed it doesn't happen at night time on /sp/ in US time zones? Exactly. Britfags ruined /b/ and they'll ruin /sp/ as well, but you can always just ignore the "cancer" you fucking idiots calling for the shit to get deleted...
PROTIP: Feeding the trolls spreads the cancer, you stupid nigger faggot fucktards.
>> Anonymous
6/18 vs 6/19, hmm, looks like the EuroTrash started it yet again!

Just like with the World Wars, we didn't start em, we just finish em.