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Hey Eurofags:

Can we send you back in a time machine so you can live with the Nazis and the Soviets instead of us? Sorry if we're the only country in the world with balls and bombs.

Also, Phelps > your continent. Track and field is going to get hot!
>> Anonymous
butthurt
>> Anonymous
>>257150

Also butthurt according to the reflex rule of butthurt
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Time machine?
ok , this is our first meeting
>> Anonymous
why the hate?
phelps > your continent = false
which continent are you talking about hm?
>> Anonymous
>>257174

Americans are ethnically Europeans. So, wut?
>> Anonymous
>>257179
every human on this planet is ethnically african.
>> Anonymous
>>257189
dont you dare say that. i am not a monkey
>> Anonymous
>>257189

Lolwut? Do you even know what ethnicity is? Humans originated from Africa but ethnicity has to do with differentiations as humans dispersed...
>> Anonymous
>>257192
YOU CARRY THE TAINT OF THE NIGGER DEEP INSIDE YOU
>> Anonymous
>>257196
I DENY.
Btw, amerifag, i lol'd when i saw your pingpong team-asians.
>> Anonymous
>>257192
you are not a monkey.
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you're a nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>257199

Asians, in my America??
>> Anonymous
>>257192
Fact it's possible, though highly unlikely, for an African couple to have a blue eyed, blonde child. Deal with that shit.
>> Anonymous
>>257207
you obviously don't go to the dry cleaners
>> Anonymous
>>257199
>I DENY.
>Btw, amerifag, i lol'd when i saw your pingpong team-asians.
How about you take a look at Germany's table tennis roster?
>> Anonymous
>>257231
um, I'm watchin Germany play right now, they're all white?
>> Anonymous
>>257227
You missed the joke.
>> Anonymous
>>257194
>Lolwut? Do you even know what such and such a thing is thilly? i'll exthplain it to you becuth I'm a gigantic faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>257237
The men maybe, but def not the women.
>> Anonymous
>the only country in the world with balls
after 911 your government started eradicating slowly those balls
i give you 50 years before that balls became pussies
>> Anonymous
>>257283
it'll be shorter than that, trust me. my country is turning into complete shit. well of course I live in michigan, so I think that way
>> Anonymous
>>257174

This.
>> Anonymous
>>257283
i'm an amerifag but is it just me or is osama bin laden a genius to strike the world trade centers to cripple our economy. i'm not saying hooray osama, but he's not just some dumb muslim
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We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE EUROPEAN PEOPLE SO ANGRY AT AMERICANS?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

1)Biggest gay porno industry
2)We have a measuring system that's based on human proportions and whole numbers, not an
arbitarily-defined "OH NO, IT'S 38.5C TODAY" metric system.
3)We have the bigger military. not to mention taht we are pissd of by a bunch of kids with ak-47 in iraq. We also get guns, while you fags don't even know which end of the
magazine goes in the gun. we also have AZns who shoot people for lulz
4)We can do whatever we want without a mandate from the faggy UN.
5)We have a health care system defined by a FREE MARKET, not a nanny government that taxes you guys
out the ass.
6)We got rhythm. We can dance, rap, sing, make music, you name it.
7)We aren't being invaded by Arabs
8)We're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 200 years ago, but nowadays being
European sucks while being American is cool as hell
9)We got ONE language, the correct version of the English language. European people have to learn OUR
LANGUAGE in school. We don't have to translate every official document into 50 different moonspeak
versions
10)If you don't die a virgin, and happen to get a daughter... chances are she'll be sucking and
swallowing American dicks :)

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

Enjoy being European, suckers :)
>> Anonymous
>>257307

Old.
>> Anonymous
>>257300

please read>>257179
>> Anonymous
>>257296

Explain why America is going to shit? I thought so.
>> Anonymous
>>257307
i'm american but..did you just say OUR language? do you mean ENGLISH from ENGLAND?

GOD I HATE MY OWN PEOPLE
>> Anonymous
>>257315

Actually, American English is different from British English.
>> Anonymous
>>257322
>>Actually, American English is superior to British English.
>> Anonymous
>>257307
Last I checked, American actors and such are trained to speak "Canadian English" because we know how to properly enunciate everything. American English being the correct version my ass.
>> Anonymous
well..since it originally came from BRITAIN,
you mean slang english == american english
>> Anonymous
ITT: yankfags rely on slave to restore national pride
>> Anonymous
>>257337

Funny, eh? I've never heard an American actor speak Canadian, eh?
>> Anonymous
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>> Anonymous
>>257341

Yes, and British English is a mash-up of Latin and Germanic shit. Basically, the ultimate bastard language.
>> Anonymous
>>257337
As a Canadian I say...what?
>> Anonymous
>>257350
I think he means the way things are suppose to be pronouced, like coupon (coopon or cewpon?)
>> Anonymous
>>257307
you're embarrassing yourself
>> Anonymous
>>257359

First of all, there are dozens of different dialects of "American" English, and American actors and broadcasters are actually trained to speak one of these forms.

Canadian English? Technically, it's somewhere between Western American English and Midwest American English. The "pure" broadcasting English used is neither of these.
>> Anonymous
>>257307
>>9)We got ONE language, the correct version of the English language. European people have to learn OUR
LANGUAGE in school.

European people learn BRITISH English.
>> Anonymous
>>257377

You'd be surprised, actually...

Regardless, who the fuck CARES.
>> Anonymous
Lets not forget the fact that most kids in other countries usually learn a second laguage other than English while most Amerikkkans cannot even speak Spanish in order to communicate with their future mexican overlords.
>> Anonymous
>>257393

It's a smart strategy. Refuse to learn Spanish so the Mexis have to adapt.

Also, Americans don't learn additional languages because they are dumb, it's simply a cultural and international business thing. If they needed to know, say, German, they would learn it.

America is a country of assimilation, so our ancestors dropped their native tongues and took up English. There was never a need to learn anything else, since we've traditionally been Isolationists, up until the World Wars. After WWII, we emerged as a superpower, and we simply had the advantage, so English slowly became the favored international language.
>> Anonymous
why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends~
honestly, whats with the hate man. lets all be friends!
>> Anonymous
>>257393
that's where you're partially wrong. Southerners learn spanish from what I have seen at an early age as a second language. But northerners don't really need to learn a second language.

besides, the point is, english is the dominate language, so you fuckers need to learn it!
>> Anonymous
I'm just going to sit back and enjoy some sports while you fuckers argue like twats.
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>>257307
>2)We have a measuring system that's based on human proportions and whole numbers, not an
arbitarily-defined "OH NO, IT'S 38.5C TODAY" metric system.

10/10, would rage again
>> Anonymous
>>We have a health care system defined by a FREE MARKET, not a nanny government that taxes you guys
out the ass.

If getting ripped off by insurance companies = FREE MARKET, well yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>257408
made no fuckin sense. we don't learn other languages because we're dumb, but if we needed to learn a language, we would go and learn it?
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>>257307
>7)We aren't being invaded by Arabs

COOL STORY BRO
>> Anonymous
>>257479

I think he meant, "Americans don't not learn other languages because they're dumb..."

Context from his post makes it pretty obvious that it's a typo/grammar/whatever.