who's ready to watch the cowboys stomp the ever-living SHIT out of the fudgepackers?
35-6 cowboys, the packers have faced shit teams this season
too much whining and pussy leaking i'll take the pack over the cowgirls 27-24
>>352512lol wut
27-10 cowboys
packers are overrated shit, the cowboys will wipe that smug shit eating grin off their face quite nicely
>>352530cowboys overrated defense
48-3 cowboys, you cant get around that insurmountable defense
>>352538yeah i know they completely shut down the Eagles
>>352537guess youre still sad about your shitty eagles team getting mouthfucked last week eh
>>352542they sure did BRAH
Hey dallas its me, the playoffs.Just stopping by to say hi.
Aaron Rodgers has a bad game coming up.Also, Vegasfag here, I got $75 on Dallas.Don't disappoint me faggots.
>>352547super bowl herewe've got your rings ready.
>>352538You mean the same defense that let the Eagles score 37 on?
>>352547you better get going, it's a long way to Denver
>>352553you idiots do realize the eagles got some free calls in that game i hope
I can't wait...to see the Packers win.But srsly, the 'Boys will win what I think will be a close game. The lead will be exchanged multiple times in the first half and the Cowboys lead most if not all of the second half.I'm a Giantsfag so even if the Cowboys win I hope the Pack can rough 'em up good.
>>352543not an Eaglesfag
>>352555FUCK YEAH
COWBOYS 35PACKERS 13
>>352559BAWWWW that's a bunch of shitgo ahead dallas crown yourselves World Champions a couple weeks into the season to see it all fall apart in the playoffs
>>352578>>352578lol qq more little eaglesfaggot
So who's already a little loaded going into this game?I plan to be fairly shitfaced by half time. I'm about 3/4 of the way there.
ITT: Teams that lost to me in the playoffs.
the packers o-line will get buttfucked by the cowboys d-linei smell an injury for the packers
The Hardest Thing Dallas Fans Have Problems Understanding:most talent != world championships
I think tonight we'll see exactly how overrated the Dallas D is.
>>352602Wish I could agree with this but Patriots(sadly) made that truth in their winning seasons.inb4 18-1
Hey guys whats a quarterback?
Fuck I hate Faith Hill
Hay guys time for football!
>>352610it must suck to know youre about to be wrong
>>352587I've been drinking since 1 pm
>>352627Must suck worse to be a Dallas fan that still has a bloody asshole from getting raped by a rather weak Philadelphia offense on Monday.
>>352623A miserable pile of playoff failures.
packers offensive line is full of pussies. theyll crumble and aaron rodgers will get fucked up, and cop out near the end of the seasonpackers will finish 10-6 and the bears will win the division. prove me wrong.
Rodgers on his way to following the interception legacy, look for at least three before second half.
>>352634Must suck being unable to read box scores.
>>35263441-37, my ass feels fine. you might wanna go check your mom's, though.
>>352638this man knows his shit.
>>352635Oh well then that explains that.
3-0 is gonna be sweet. fuck the packers
230 total yards in < 3 quarters last year.
the only way the packers will win is if aaron rodgers can unleash the dragon late in the 4thand he doesnt know about the dragon.
the game JUST started and you fuckers are already goin at it like thisepic thread inc
rodgers has a bright future, but he will be humbled tonight
OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
overrated defense
FUMBLED THE FUCKIN BALL ALREADYFUCK YOU PACKERS :D
Well, that's the game folks. Good night.
PAC MAN JONESWAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
yeah, what were you faggots saying about the cowboys overrated defense?
Giantsfag here, and I fucking hate the Cowboys.Dear Pack defensive line,Please to be FUCKING MURDERING that smug son of a bitch Tony Romo.Sincerely,Anonymous
>>352669>>352666>>352665I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE PLAYOFFS.ALSO CRUSIN
>>352671i cant let you do that, tim.
Pacman gobbling up those fumbles.
>>352654>230 total yards in < 3 quarters last year.>in < 3 quarters last year.>in < 3 quarters>< 3
FUCK YEAH, UPRIGHTS
RYAN GRANTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
COWBOYS SUCKTEXAS SUCKSTHE SOUTH SUCKSYOU ALL SUCK
>>352691no you
HOLY SHIT THOSE HOTDOGS LOOK DELICIOUS.
>>352697So fucking hungry
>>352691>butthurt
um... commercial?
>>352691what this man saidalsoDallas: TIME TO LOSE
Greg Jennings, making fast guys look not so fast.
>>352691southernfag here who hates the cowgirlsAnyone else?
>>352697GTFO MY WISCONSIN
>>352704good1 brah
"fudgepackers"Did you come up with that all by yourself?gbk2grade school
HOLY SHIT JOHN MADDEN IS IMPRESSED WITH A GREEN BAY QUARTERBACK THIS IS NEW AND PERTINENT INFORMATION ALSO COCKS
cowboys 51 packers 10
>>352721almost as good as the cowgirls
FUCK YEAH BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA THAT MOVIE IS GOING TO BE FUCKING BOSS SHIT WAS SO CASH
im a romosexual
rodgers looks like he'll be a great choke artisthe can start by choking on a nice big texas sized dick
PACKERS 35COWFAGS 3FUCK YEAH PACK
slip whoooops
SACKED DURR HURR
in b4 BUT DONALD DRIVER DOES
>>352751
You know, what the fuck does Bud think they're doing with Bud Light Lime? "You drink the same beer every year"YOU JUST STARTED MAKING IT THIS FUCKING SUMMER GOD DAMN ITAND YOU RIPPED OFF MILLER CHILL FUCK
>>352751unbiased thread
>>352754wrong fucker
>>352751lol u
barber da beast
God damn AJ Hawk looks like he got hit in the face with a shovel.
ITT: COWFAGS RECEIVERS CANT CATCH HUURRRRRR
TD INC
Lol cowboys receivers can't catch
shit call by the refs
1st down, fuck you, packers
cowboys are indeed curb stomping the packers shitty D
>>352751Here's a thread where we don't suck southern cock.
Why would you do that?
>>352809Wow. Shut up already. Jesus
>>352809BAAAAW BUTTHURT PACKERS FAG BAAAAAW CRY YOU LITTLE BITCH, THE COWBOYS ARE FAVORED TONIGHT
It's fine if you want to have another thread. Leave us alone in ours, though.
>>352819I'm sorry. You cunt must be extra itchy tonight.
>>352821more butthurt packers fags
>>352829oops, sack'd
>>352825I didn't know 5 year old knew that word.
>>352825i dont have a cunt, sorry, bitchface. your mom's, however, is quite sore after the vicious dicking i gave her :D
nice redzone offense
HUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRFFF HOW DO I THROWED BAWL
Seriously
FUCK YEAH ROMO IS THROWING INTERCEPTIONS
ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS, TONY ROMO HAS LOST THE GAME>LOST THE GAME>YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME
That's funny, Romo is in post-season form already.
FUCK YOU ROMO YEEEEAAAAHHHHH
>nice fumble, fuckin butterfingers
durp wut do i do wehn i snaped ball
>>352848Damn you!
I TRIED TO DO HANDSTANDS FOR YOU
anyone else's TV glitch out when they showed Romo's face?
>>352859Mine did, heard a sharp sound change for half a second.
>>352859Yup
wow that pass was favre-esque!
You know who that pass reminded me of?
Not really. Britt Fovre can't jump like that.
HURRRRRRRRRR HOW DO I CATCHED BALL
>>352879>I'm a fatass that's never played a sport in my life.
>>352881>I'm
td inc, romo to TOgit ya popkahn reddy
>>352884Clever retort, retard.
Damn there's a lot of butthurt in here.If you're a packersfag, shut the fuck up.If you're a cowboysfag, shut the fuck up.This thread is for exploring whatever epic might occur on a national broadcast, not for you faggots to bawww everytime you fuck up.
good lord, the packers' kicker looks like a little bitch
WHAT THE FUCKRomo is playing like garbage and he hasnt even gone to Mexico with Jessica simpson yet
>>352892So are you rooting for the commentators?
>If you're a Packerfag, eat a green shit
>>352892no, fuck you, patsfag
>>352889>retort
>>352901Thank you for your valuable contribution.
>>352898I'm rooting for epic fail from the QB's tonight.And so far, I'm winning.
THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON THE DRAGON
>>352905RetortN.a severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.
>>352907I used all of my valuable contribution consoling Lions fans.
>>352908Fair point. Proceed.
>>352915I used mine on Raiders fans.
ITT: faggots getting overexcited watching a bunch of niggers and rednecks in pads playing a sport nobody outside of Failmerica cares about.
>>352903lolno. My team actually won today.
How was that not delay of game?
pretty retarded refs out tonight
>>352922Dolphinfag?
>>352922the seahawks are nothing to be proud of, you fucking shit eater
>>352933Very close. Ninerfag here.On-topic: COULD THESE QUARTERBACKS FAIL ANY HARDER? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL JT O'SULLIVAN WILL MAKE THE PRO BOWL
pro juke
>who's ready to watch the cowboys stomp the ever-living SHIT out of the fudgepackers?I'm ready, so when's it supposed to start?
>>352920good thing we're all inside failmerica and get to experience the mind-blowing awesome that is awesomeball huhyou guys are missing out
rodgers is showing signs of being able to harness the dragon, but him being able to unleash it is unseen thus far.
I'm about to the point of playing some Madden instead. At least then I could turn the commentators off.
>>352951It will be next drive, to Jennings.
FLAGS EVERYWHERE LOL
>>352920cancer, there's more than one sport in the world, accept itRodgers needs to unleash the dragon.
>>352950I'm an Amerifag too, but I hate this sport. It's just a bunch of fucking pansies running around in pads. Rugby is the only real sport, HURRR.
Suddenly, Flags: Thousands of them
>>352951He can, but I agree we need to see it.
>>352963And a hat!
>>352962i think 7chan has a board for gay porn or somethingi have a gut feeling its related to your interests
>>352962yeah, a bunch of skinny drunk faggots in short shorts dry humping each other while hounding over a dildo shaped ball. fuck off, you french faggot
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIX
TOUCHDOWN COWBOYS
WAKA WAKA WAKA
Dammit. That only happened because of T.O. again. I guess I can't hate T.O. as much as I want to.
>>352972and a beanbag
FELIX JONES UNLEASHES THE DRAGON LOLOLOLOLOLWhat, didn't patsfags kill UtD enough, to the point that RB's can now do it?inb4cancersage
>>352992AND 7 POINTS
>>352995he harnessed the dragon that time, didnt quite need to unleash it
>>353001And the oldest looking rookie in the NFL.
DA WARE-HOUSE ON DAT ASS
man green bay suck on 3rd down
sup guys
>>352995I'M ON YOUR /SP/, RUINING YOUR FORCED MEMES.I'll do that retarded cardinals thing next.
>>353020FOR THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>353009>>353020And THAT. BIRD.
packers offensive line is purile SHIT
down the middle, cowboys poised for TD
I gotta respect how Barber friggin never stops moving while he's running. Always pumping, never gives up on anything.
yeeeeeHAAAWW Wittens bin raking in the fantasy points
>>352995I have never, nor will I ever, UtD.
>>353047Big surprise there. We all knew that already.
>>353047you haven't even harnessed it, matt asswell
>>353033And I'm a PC.
holy shit i live near bart starr drive
ahh fuck bay suck they couldve recovered that shit EZ
Thank god for Flozel
how do i faked play hurr
>>352839
>>353060I love how that packer grabbed the ball after it was recovered anyways and then a cowboy knocked that shit out of his hand.
APPLE BOTTOM JEANSBOOTS WIT DA FURDA WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN AT HHURR
inc TD
what the fuck was that
>>353068wat
>>353067whatever happened to soulja boy i prefered when they played that
I love Felix Jones. So glad I picked him up for my fantasy league. Last week he did well as a return guy, this week as a 2nd RB. Go COWBOYS!
dear god, bart starr is STILL alive?
half time. time for a quick wank
DEM BAGGY SWEATPANTSAND DA REEBOKS WIT DA STRAPS
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS GAMEHEROES STARTS TOMMORROWGOOD VERSUS EVILCHOOSE A SIDE!
second half, cowboys outscore the packers 28-0
cowboyfag heretony romo still chokes at big games...nothing's new about this year except for felix jones
lol gramatica was cryin like a little girl
im so glad those smug dicksucking cheatin ass patriots got trampled
is this threat auto saging yet
awww hurry half time i can bear to watch anymore of this faggot BAAWW=fest in New york right now
>>353114Surprisingly no.
DONALD DRIVER TO THEE HOUSE
OH SHI- OH SHI- OH SHI- RODGERS IS GONNA GET SACKEDJust kidding faggots, long pass to Driver. Green Bay's rollin'.