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Red Soxfag here, not a Metfag but I feel like I have to bring this up to the Metfags.

We all know Boras and the words he's uses to makes his free agents seem better than they really are, telling people average players are superstars etc.Anyway he gave some teams an 8 Chapter binder on why they should sign Oliver Perez. Here are the chapter titles...and I shit you not these are real:

>Perez Turns Corner in 2006
>Perez Is One of Baseball’s Top 5 Left-Handed Starting Pitchers
>A Rare Young Left-Handed Starting Pitcher Available on the Free-Agent Market
>Big-Game Ollie
>Durable Ollie
>Perez Eats Innings
>Dominates on the Biggest Stage
>Perez Beats Up on Mets’ Rivals in 2007-2008

I'm sorry but I lol'd.
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>Perez Is One of Baseball’s Top 5 Left-Handed Starting Pitchers
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>Perez Is One of Baseball’s Top 5 Left-Handed Starting Pitchers

HA! Nice!
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>Dominates on the Biggest Stage

I don't remember Perez pitching in the World Series for the Mets.
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ROFL "eats innings"

Does 100 pitches through 5 qualify was eating? Also, dominates on biggest stage? The Mets were in the playoff ONCE when he was there, and they didn't even make the World Series.
>> Anonymous
Look what Boras said about Jason Varitek:

"Jason Varitek doesn't learn pitching staffs. He goes there and teaches them." Sounds like a fucking Chuck Norris line.
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>>454207
oh, wow lol
jason varitek redefined the catcher position he hits .230 and throws out 15% of runners, now who wants to give this guy 50 million?
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I remember when Boras wanted $200,000,000 for Beltran.
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>>454236
he wants 6 years 150,000,000 for Manny and 5 years 100 for K-rod ROFL
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>>454252
He'll get it. Remember, even if it sounds retarded to 25 teams, there only has to be one who buys his shit.
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sage baseball is over.
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>>454255
Offseason.
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>>454255
baseball is never over. this is the part where the yankees grossly overpay for free agents stay tuned.
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Scott Boras compared Ryan Madson to 1996 Mariano Rivera....
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>>454252

Boras doesn't represent K-Rod
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boras should just fucking die