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Anonymous
So Ronaldo is all alone with Valdés now. And he starts the stepovers, backheels and all kinds of epileptic moves with NO ONE AROUND. Valdés is dying laughing now, so is everybody else, even God's voice was heard from the sky laughing at the giraffe boy. With Valdés neutralized, Ronaldo has the chance to finish the game and send his team to the final. He stops the ball and takes a few steps back, after doing the ridiculous open legs stance for a few seconds he breaths and runs and hits the ball with all his power at the empty goal. And he hits the post with all his power and the ball ends to other side of the pitch where was Henry clearly 1km offside having a chit-chat with Van de Sar about family, kids and stuff. They had almost finished their coffee when they saw the ball coming. Henry gives the ball thumbs up and the ball stops where Henry was and lands exactly on Henry's feet. It was like Titi likes it, not 60 meters from the goal, no one marking him, his daughter was at the stadium, 1Km offside, the ball on his feet, good weather. He had everything to succeed there, but instead he skies it to the stars. For his good fortune a body building pigeon happened to pass by on the way back home from the gym and before the ball cross the line for goal kick it hits the pigeon and lands back to the pitch where it hits the crossbar and back to the pitch where it hits Rijkaard's head who happened to storm in the pitch seconds ago because high he was as usual he thought he saw a chicken at the other side of the pitch who wanted to get to the other side. So Frank ran to help the poor animal and while he was running near United's box the ball hit his head and gets slowly into United's goal. The ref for some weird reason saw nothing invalid and counted the goal. The commentator on TV goes nuts "GOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAZO DE FRANK RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJKAARD, EEEEEEEEEESPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECTACULAR". "Commenttutapelle? Jemapelle Frank Rijkaard" and the usual stuff.
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