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pro parkour and free runners?

any of you out there
>> Anonymous
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I am.

I am currently in the hospital. I am now a quadriplegic. I am typing this with my tongue.

Stupid pretnd sport. It's like skateboarding without the board and with the few successful tricks taken out.
>> Anonymous
gb2breastcancermarathons

faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>9911
nice try

don't trip over the handrail
>> Anonymous
>>9910

Theres a difference, Skating makes you look cool, while free running makes you look like a douchebag.
>> GOOBERJOOVIES !h1I8KzYeUU
I tend to think both make you equal amounts of douchebag.
>> Anonymous
>>9928
When talking about coordination alone, I would say that skateboarding takes more coordination than any other sport, including all "major" sports. Prove me wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgsYpFStSA
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
There's no such thing as a Pro Traceur...

It's not a sport, more of a /fit/ issue than /sp/.

OP's picture is of La Dame du Lac, a monument is Lisses, France one of parkour's homes. I'll go there eventually.
>> thetruth !!aGXBnMVTlN3
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>>9942
>>9942

Yes obviously skateboarding takes over 9000 coordination.
>> Anonymous
>>9959

Even fucking Mother Taresa can go a few feet on a skateboard. You don't need a whole lot of coordination or balance to go a few feet on flatland. Just like you don't need a lot of skill to hit a ball on a tee, or catch a football underhanded to you, dunk a basket with the hoop height equivelent to your head.

Get real.
>> Anonymous
>>9959
Fail harder.

Let's take 10 random pro football players and pro skateboarders. Let each of them throw/catch a football. Every skaterboarder will be able to do both. Now let the same people do a simple kickflip. Zero football players will be able to pull it.

Could do it with basic coordination skills for every major sport. Batting in baseball, skating in hockery, shooting a basket.

And more skaters will be able to do it than athletes doing a kicflip (very basic move).
>> thetruth !!aGXBnMVTlN3
>>9970

You are a moron. Put a random skateboarder on a field and have him run a route with any scrub corner covering him. He'll never once catch the pass in a hundred attempts. Have him try to block any random D lineman never do it in a million years. Have him try to complete a pass, I could go on and on an on.

However pick a random player give him 10 minutes to practice and he can do a kickflip or some other gay move.
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>>9993

Oh, come on.
>> Anonymous
>>9993
>run a route with any scrub corner covering him

Not a "basic" move. Even if it were a HS CB.

>Have him try to block any random D lineman

Not a basic move. Even if it were a high school FS lineman.

>I could go on and on an on.

Yes you can go on and on and show how much you are in denial that it takes more coordination to skate than it is to play footfaggotry. BTW, I never said skating was more difficult than football, just that it takes more coordination.

Also, I never meant to hurt your little jock feelings by saying skating is more difficult than football. I just said it takes more coordination. And I don't even skate, I just call it like it is.
>> Anonymous
I don't think doing a kickflip is quite as basic as catching a football... plus how do you know those skateboarders will catch a football? Those emo faggots will probably can't even see the ball with their long ass faggot hair getting in the way.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
Skateboarding and Football use two completely different skill sets, but both require the sense of physical awareness.
>> SageHoge !upUGcHlgU2
pro parkour and free runners is a martial art if you are from France.