Things that will happen before the Cubs win another World Series:Shawn Kemp will pay child support for ALL of his kids.Back-to-back Arizona Cardinals Super Bowl victories.Floyd Mayweather going bankrupt.Skip Bayless shutting up.A first round NFL Draft with no busts.Collapse of the Boston Red Sox bandwagon.Gary Bettman admitting he fucked up the NHL.Add your own!
Oklahoma State winning a national championship in football
The Patriots go 19-0
The MLS becomes bigger than the NFL.
>>390079HAYdoes arena football count? if not, this is probally true
>>390087Arena Football never counts, otherwise we'd have to count shit like NLL
>Floyd Mayweather going bankrupt.I can see this happening; guys like him spend so much money they are broke a week after retiring (at least retiring for the first time; they come back because they need the money).
>>390079Beat me to it.Also, CapitalistBastard moving out of his mother's house.
Seattle Supersonics will win a championship before the cubs do
Seahawks fans stop whining about Super Bowl XL
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