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Residency Requirements for Olympic Athletes Anonymous
I have noticed a lot of athletes competing for countries that they were not born in, and only recently immigrated to.

For example: Nastia Luikin immigrated here from Russia when she was 2. Fine. She lives in Texas and her fine ass speaks good murkan englush.

Jorge Terceiro and Renato Gomes make their homes IN BRAZIL yet they play for Georgia. They also DON'T speak Georgian.

JR Holden is a nigra from Piuttsburg PA, yet in 2003 he was fast tracked to citizenship by Putin himself. Mufuggin bixnoodski.

tl;dr WHAT THE FUCK OLYMPIC COMMITTEE ENFORCE SOME FUCKING RESIDENCY REQUIREMENTS
>> Anonymous
Black people in russia!?
>> Anonymous
then Europe would have like 1/2 it's medals
>> Anonymous
Because america would loose many athletes?
>> Anonymous
>>282878
like who
>> Anonymous
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what about this norwegian guy?
>> Anonymous
>>282879
Every nigger because 200 years a go they weren't Americans...
>> Anonymous
I don't know what it's saying in the picture. Some commie translate. Anywhoo, the reason is they want a chance at that Olympic dream. Obviously, too much competition to qualify for at their prospective countries but if you train at a world-class facilities in the US, those dirt poor countries would still want you since their own are probably not as great.
>> Anonymous
>>282879
Like the guy who carried the torch for us, I don't remember his name but hes only been here for the last two years
>> Anonymous
>>282883
sounds like more cheating to me
>> Anonymous
Who was that one bitch from like south dakota or some shit that went to Russia because she sucked too much to be on the American team?
>> Anonymous
like those two Brazilians who represented Georgia in beachvolley although they'd visited the country only twice (once to file their passport applications and second time to get them)
>> Anonymous
>>282887
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becky_Hammon
>> Anonymous
>>282889
that's Jorge Terceiro and Renato Gomes

AKA GEOR and GIA

SOUNDS LEGIT GUISE LET'S LET EM PLAY
>> Anonymous
>>282890
yes that's the bitch
thanks anon
>> Anonymous
>>282890
lawls, we're training our own competition. Reminds of China and table tennis. So many countries are importing Chinese players.
>> SSG Posted Here
>>282892
Team USA raped her with chainsaw dildos today.
It was epic :>
>> Anonymous
although there is a league table, what I think americans and us europeans are forgetting is that it ISNT a competition between countries for fuck sake.

If someone is a fucking good athlete and misses out on going to the olympics because their country is overloaded with good athletes, why shouldnt they rep another country for a piece of the magic?

I only dont agree when they are paid to do so, like a lot of the arab countries are doing buying out ethiopians and shit.
>> Anonymous
>>282907
IOC basically states this. It's between athletes and not countries. But all other countries NOC sites and media will give medal tables. So it's unavoidable that LOL INTERNET ARGUMENTS (mostly about medal counts) like this will come up.
>> Anonymous
>>282882
*400
>> Anonymous
There's an American playing for Russia's Women Basketball team.
>> Anonymous
I kinda feel the same way about professional sports. A city or state has a sports team, but the players don't come from there.
>> Anonymous
>>282970
You know, that reminds me of something I always wondered. What is it that inspires loyalty to a sports team? I mean, like you said, the players aren't from the area the team is from. After a while everyone who was once involved with the team will be gone and then what? The team now and the team then essentially have nothing in common but a logo.
>> Anonymous
>>282977

The monies. There is no loyalty, just the urge to fulfil their part of the contract they signed otherwise a hefty lawsuit and the boot will come.
>> Anonymous
>>282977

Quit thinking about such things
>> Anonymous
Who cares if Russia gets shit tier nigras to play for them, doesn't change anything results-wise.
>> Anonymous
The Olympics aren't about the countries or current world affairs.

It's about the fucking athletes.
>> Chris Kaman is German? I aint no queer! !tAlwijFvJ2
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Who wants to fucking choke the traitor bitch Chris Kaman?

I've heard his own parents even fucking hate his guts?

Oh and his looks like a damn Neanderthal.
>> Anonymous
>>283502
he wasn't going to play for our olympic team anyway

also, he plays for the clippers? shit he might actually win in another country
>> Anonymous
>>283463
Only a person from a certain shitty oppressive chink land would say that. USA 4EVERR PEACE DAWG WE WINNIN IN MEDAL COUNT BAYBEE
>> Anonymous
>>283502

only his dad has a problem with it

plus, he actually has some legit ties to the country he represents. it's not like he pulled a J. R. Holden. dude got Russian citizenship like a year after going to Russia.
>> I aint no queer! !tAlwijFvJ2
>>283517
Germany didn't even make the medal round.

In fact I think they did worse than they did in Athens.

Serves this traitor right. Shit they couldn't even beat China because Yao Ming destroyed Kaman.
>> Anonymous
>>282970
So 99% of the counties, towns, and smaller cities shouldn't be allowed to have athletes compete?
>> Anonymous
I still don't get why people call Kaman a traitor.

Mildly retarded I understand (if you listen to this guy explain his reasoning, talking about how summer league is boring and he really wants competition)

but traitor?

I remember catching a post where someone coined the phrase "Kobe and his Harlem Globetrotters"

Seriously, you know damn well they weren't going to let Kamen on the squad. So for people like Kamen and Becky Hammon who want to be Olympians but get snubbed, what do you expect them to do?

Personally, I think it sucks for THEM (If you watched the women's match Russia vs USA in Women's Basket---yeah even I know no one on 4chan was watching---anyway Becky Hammon played like crap, and it didn't look like she had any intention of going hard)

P.S - It's not because the US women were so dominant, they played like shit too.
>> your real father
there is a brazilian soccer player named Alex who plays for Japan
>> Anonymous
>>284113
Alex is such an American name.