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Anonymous
Dear /sp/ I have to run an mile tomorrow, do you guys have any tips?
>> Anonymous
run it well my friend, run it well
>> Anonymous
1. Get a running outfit.
2. ???
3. Profit.
>> Anonymous
Wait until you graduate high school before coming back to 4chan.
>> Anonymous
Pretend something's chasing you.
>> Dr. Swordopolis
When you get to the last half-lap, you'll discover that extra bit of nitro that your body's been hiding from you during the run.

Use it, kick it into 5th gear, and you ought to cross the finish line at approximately Mach .6