To: The Los Angeles LakersHere, we don't need this. We're facing the Hawks. You guys have to worry about Carmelo and AI,Love, The Boston Celtics.PS: See you at the Finals.
To: The Boston CelticsThanks for the broom, I'd mail it back, but it's pretty high quality.Fuck you guys, I'm using this for the rest of the playoffs. Good luck with the hawksPS. See you in the finals?
To: The LakersHey Kobe, I think we're going to need that broom back. Turns out Atlanta doesn't suck as hard as we thought.
To: The Lakers and CelticsThe fuck you guys talking about. Shit ain't over bitches. See this trophy?Love,Big FundamentalPS: See ATL in the Finals