WTF?!John Rocker has a black girlfriend?!Has Armageddon come yet?!
WILD THING
wait John Rocker is still alive?
YOU MAKE MY HEART SING
YOU MAKE EVERYTHING...aw, fuck it.I'm a shell of a man and of a pitcher.
I mean, shit, with the steroids...
...and the homophobia...
...and all the hate, what is there for me the even live for?
*sigh*I guess it's an option. What is there for me to live for, I'm a horrible person...
...What about me, John?
Hello Mets.
B-Bud?
Yes, John. You know my secrets - and I know yours. Together, we could rule Baseball!
Rule baseball? I sure do like the sound of that, Bud!
I'm trying to find a picture that implies they had sex, but can't find one.The End.