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Anonymous
post the cliche phrases that are used way too much by sportscasters

"well known for his exotic blitz packages"
"this'll be a knock-down, drag-out game"
"trent green has a concussion"
>> Anonymous
E4 Dan Uggla
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
"this game will be settled in the trenches"
"mcnabb checks down to westbrook"
"tiger wins"
>> Anonymous
Oh, dear, where do I begin?

"statement game"
"bulletin-board material"
"might become a distraction"
"has a history of winning"
"classy organization"
"pure athleticism"
"Cinderella"
>> Anonymous
"The 1972 Dolphins have popped the corks on their champagne bottles"
>> Anonymous
david eckstein has guts
>> Anonymous
HE KNOCKS DOWN THE JAY FROM DOWNTOWN!
>> Anonymous
tremendous upside
>> Anonymous
"Favre going deep...and he's picked off!"
>> Anonymous
Manny being Manny
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"He's a game manager"
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"And USC just can't hold on to the victory."
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"And with that Ohio State is going to the championship."
>> Anonymous
and howard goes down on strikes
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"one of the emotional leaders on this team"
>> Anonymous
"BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE"
>> Anonymous
He..could..go..all..the...waaaayyyyy!!!
>> Anonymous
"The SEC is just so tough"
"*best college team* vs. *worst pro team*"
"..., he's also a good human being"
>> Anonymous
Manning to Stately Wayne Manor.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
"A Bengals player has been arrested today..."
>> Anonymous
"[insert random black sport personality here] has been charged with beating his girlfriend"
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
"And the Mets bullpen fails to deliver."
>> Anonymous
NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST NFC EAST
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>365170
>>365235
winning

"And the detroit lions have been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs" /week 8
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pic related
>> noko
''This will be a smash mouth football game''
>> Anonymous
"This guy plays the game the right way, comes to the ballpark everyday to win"

Blue collar/Lunchbox Team
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Tim Duncan has amazing knowledge of the fundamentals.
>> Anonymous
"False start. Arizona."

"Offsides. Arizona."

"Holding. Arizona."

any time a good play is made, you learn to wait for the flag before celebrating.
>> Anonymous
And the Orioles lose another one this evening.
>> noko
''5 tool player''
>> Anonymous
>>365295
"The Spurs like to stay under the radar."
>> Anonymous
>post the cliche phrases that are used way too much by sportscasters

Anything that comes out of Chris Berman's bloated blackhole of a mouth.
>> Anonymous
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...sorry
>> Anonymous
"False Start, number 76 on the offense, 5 yard penalty remains 3rd down"
>> Anonymous
>>365363
Fellow Raiderfag?
>> Anonymous
"are you kidding me?"
>> Anonymous
>>365368
actually cowboyfag, I was talking about Flozell Adams, but it looks like other teams #76 always false start lol.
flozell adams biography will be titled: False Start: The Life and Times of Flozell Adams
>> Anonymous
You can put it on the board. YES!!

I hate these fuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>365373
imagine how good flozell would be if he wasn't deaf in one ear.
>> Anonymous
>>365384
lol
>> Anonymous
>>365330
truth.
>> Anonymous
[no talent player] has great upside/ potential.
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Combo Guard!
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
Gadget Play.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>365373

He hasn't had one yet this year, I think they replaced him with a robot
>> Anonymous
"The momentum of this game has shifted"
"Let's go down to [insert some random whore's name] on the sideline"
"Our prayers go out to his family."
"Brett Favre"
>> Anonymous
"[Insert defensive unit] is getting long in the tooth."
"They need to pin their ears back."
>> Anonymous
INTANGIBLES
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"SHOOTS....and it's wide"
"And he shoots.....high and wide"
"A shot......into the netting"
"takes a shot!!.......right into the goaltender's pads"

New York Rangers offense in a broadcasting nutshell.
>> Anonymous
>>365954
your forgot, "Shoots, SCORES! It's a Power Play Goal!" But that only happens in rare cases where the Rangers shoot the fucking puck on a power play.
>> Anonymous
"False Start, and it looks to be on Green Bay's left guard Tony Moll"
"And with this loss, the Oakland Raiders finish 3-13 again"
"The Browns look like a team on the rise"
followed shortly by
"The Browns have a whole mess of problems on both sides of the ball"
>> Anonymous
We will do our best
Gotta practice the fundamentals
You gotta make that play
David Eckstein plays with grit
Ryan Howard Strikes out
>> Anonymous
BRETT FAVRE
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>366042

>"False Start, and it looks to be on Green Bay's left guard Tony Moll"

Ugh, don't remind me.
>> Anonymous
They left too many points on the field
>> Anonymous
McGrady looks hurt!
Yao looks hurt!
>> Anonymous
This is why they play the game
>> Anonymous
"They're clicking on all cylinders now."
>> Anonymous
LEBRON JAMES WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!
>> Anonymous
>>366056
I was thinking of you when I typed it Sneak.
>> Anonymous
"I love to suck Peyton Manning and Eli Manning's Dick"
>> Anonymous
"if they can get him the ball in open space"
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>366086

Thanks. I'll be keeping count of Moll's holding+false start penalties today. The over/under is 3.5. Care to take any bets?
>> Anonymous
Pass interference on the # 31 the offense, der, I mean the defense. Automatic first down.
>> Anonymous
If L.T. has running lanes, he will get a decent amount of yardage.
>> Anonymous
If L.T. can have open running lanes, he will get some decent yardage
>> Anonymous
It's all about making good decisions.
>> Anonymous
>>366108
Putting your team in place to win.
>> Anonymous
>>366104

All they need to do his feed L.T. the ball and eventually he'll break one.
>> Anonymous
the team that makes the least mistakes and is able to accelerate on al cylenders has a good chance to win.