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Anonymous
If I could pick one player on the Cubs to take out behind the shed and shoot, it'd be Neal Cotts. He spells his name with an A instead of an I cause it stands for ASSHOLE.

What a waste of a roster spot, this guy blows, never does anything good, and yet he remains on our stellar baseball team.

Fuck you Cotts, go back to the White Sox.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
sup Feraligatr
>> Anonymous
Actually, it was all Marquis's fault. Faggot keeps dropping in the ball and blowing the lead in one inning. If the stupid bitch would stop walking schmucks and start throwing strikeouts, we wouldn't be in this position...
>> Anonymous
>>286832

Ya giving up a home run to WILLIE HARRIS was Marquis' fault.

Harris couldn't hit a baseball 50 feet with a hurricane wind behind him.
>> Anonymous
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If I could pick one player on the Mets to take out behind the shed and shoot, it'd be Oron Holmon. He gives up leads instead of getting outs because he's an ASSHOLE.

What a waste of a roster spot, this guy blows, never does anything good, and yet he remains on our above average baseball team.

Fuck you Holmon, go back to Hell.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>286836

Harris has a double-digit HR total this year.

Somehow.
>> Anonymous
>>286840
He doesn't give up the lead because he's an asshole, he does it because he's a Met.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>286933

At least he's on the DL.

Also rofl @ Harris hitting a second home run
>> Anonymous
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If I could pick one player on the Red Sox to take out behind the shed and shoot, it'd be Julio Lugo. He plays shortstop even though he can't throw the ball because he's an ASSHOLE with a capital E.

What a waste of a DL spot, this guy blows, never does anything good, and yet he remains on our second place baseball team.

Fuck you Lugo, go back to beating your wife.
>> Anonymous
>>286937
I deleted it and fixed it. And him being on the DL doesn't stop him from sucking up his unwarranted salary
>> Anonymous
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If I could pick one player on the Cardinals to take out behind the shed and shoot, it'd be Jason Isringhausen. He plays reliever even though he can't throw the ball because he's a dandy with a capital D.

What a waste of a DL spot, this guy blows, never does anything good, and yet he remains on our third place baseball team.

Fuck you Isringhausen, go back to vomiting into your own asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>286817

Fuck you man, we don't want him back. And your team is far from stellar. Not that we're a great work of art, but you fuckers are going to get humbled once again in the postseason, you north side, latte-swilling, curse-believing, drunk, fuck the game because I'm on the phone, sox-fan-assaulting arrogant motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
Fuck the cubs
>> Anonymous
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If I could pick one player on the Royals to take out behind the shed and shoot, it'd be... it'd be... the whole fucking team. They play major league baseball but act like 5 year olds on Adderall with a capital suck.

What a waste of a team, these guys blow, never do anything good, and yet they remain on the list of 30 major league teams.

Fuck you Royals, just fuck you.
>> Anonymous
>>287016
Hey, what about Joakim Soria?

otherwise I agree.
>> Anonymous
>>286972
hey man relax just do some more of your meth and you won't rage so hard