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Dear american "soccer" fans,
FUCK YOU. You are seriously the most annoying fans in the world. You claim to be serious fans but are the most bandwagon fans in the world.Iits okay to like the big teams in the world but fuck support your own teams too. All you do is bitch and bitch and bitch about your own league. Guess what your league isnt that bad. Its a lot better than most leagues in the world. Ya Beckham isnt the greatest player in the world and he is a fucking bitch but he is still a damn good player. Fuck out of everywhere i have lived in the world no nation i have ever been to hated their own fucking teams. Dont be so fucking elitest. Omg mls isnt as good as epl no shit but so are 99% of leagues. Maybe if you support your local teams your league will get better.
sincerly,
someone who cares ^_^

ps i would give anything to fuck posh spice
>> Anonymous
>All you do is bitch and bitch and bitch about american soccer fans. Guess what all soccer fans are faggots.

fixt
>> Anonymous
I have season tickets to the Earthquakes. I go to every home game.

Go fuck yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>73502
FUCK YA EARTHQUAKES. THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT FIGUREING OUT HOW THE EARTHQUAKES COULD WIN THIS YEAR
>> Anonymous
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>>73506
FUCK THE REST OF THE MLS.
>> Anonymous
>>73508
lol no houston (pretty much the earthquakes) runs yo shit
>> Anonymous
>>73508
THIS IS FINALLY OUR YEAR!
>> Anonymous
>>73502
>season tickets to the Earthquakes
isnt that like four games
>> Anonymous
>>73517
15
>> Anonymous
Wait. So the Mls has fans?
>> Anonymous
>>73502
>>73506
>>73508
>>73511
>>73513
you have justheard from alll five of dem>>73521
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>73496

I happen to support my Colorado Rapids all the damn time, thank you.
>> Anonymous
>>73502
fuckin awesome imma be at mcafee when we play L.A. throwing shit at beckham
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The only thing that pisses me off about the MLS is that Houston had to change their name to Dynamo.

Houston 1836 was much more badass. And for the record, I'm Tejano, so the fact that newly arrived Mexicans complained about it and go the name changed still angers me to this day.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>73521
I'm gonna be buying season tickets to the new Seattle Soudners so I can have a team to support when I'm at school. I used to go to as many Portlan state girls games as possible when I lived in Vancouver.
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>Dear american "soccer" fans,
FUCK YOU. You are seriously the most annoying fans in the world. You claim to be serious fans >but are the most bandwagon fans in the world.Iits okay to like the big teams in the world but fuck support your own teams too. All you do is bitch and bitch and bitch about your own league. Guess what your league isnt that bad. Its a lot better than most leagues in the world. Ya Beckham isnt the greatest player in the world and he is a fucking bitch but he is still a damn good player. Fuck out of everywhere i have lived in the world no nation i have ever been to hated their own fucking teams. Dont be so fucking elitest. Omg mls isnt as good as epl no shit but so are 99% of leagues. Maybe if you support your local teams your league will get better.
>sincerly,
>someone who cares ^_^

Uh, no. we hate soccer. So there is no bandwagon. I would bother to draw a Venn diagram proving even more of the things that weren't true in your preceding writing, but I do not care. But I just care enough to point that out.
>> Anonymous
OP here. of course none of the ppl that do this would post in this thread and therefore it appears that all americans support their local teams, but you know that a very large percentage don't
>> Anonymous
I'll watch MLS when they have promotion/relegation.
>> Anonymous
>he is still a damn good player

>i would give anything to fuck posh spice

beckham is that you
>> Anonymous
>>73496

the shit is crazy up here. all games are sold out and fans travel to away games.

toronto represent, fuck what you heard
>> Anonymous
There is no such thing as American Soccer fans.

The cake is a lie.
>> Anonymous
>>73632

El Paso, TX here. I've watched almost all TFC games live. Team is so cash.
>> Anonymous
>>73496

All truth.
>> Anonymous
>>73496
sucks to be you.
>> Anonymous
Actually I'd rather watch an MLS game than any EPL borefest.
>> Anonymous
I support my local teams because I'm a rabid New England sports fan, but that doesn't change the fact that I don't follow soccer or the fact that we consistently come in second place.
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The only good soccer in America.
>> Anonymous
>>73884
no this is a picture of the only good soccer in America
>> Anonymous
watching man. united play is awesome, they are very good...my reason to support them. i also support the revs, twellman needs to return stat.
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Superclub fan here. You're welcome for keeping the league afloat and allowing all you other shit teams to even play.
>> Anonymous
>>73913

YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER
>> Anonymous
MLS fucking sucks. I will never watch it until they fire Alexi Lalas and installs someone who knows something about soccer.
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so i heard there was a soccer thread going on without me so...

VAN BOMMEL

thats right i just bommel'ed this thread.
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lol sup guys
>> Anonymous
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>>73981
Galaxy should buy Shevchenko frm Chelsea. i heard he's not having a great time there being on the bench alot.
>> Anonymous
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Season ticket holder, right here.
>> Anonymous
>>74299
MLS has a stupid wage cap system meaning they aren't allowed more than two good players.
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>>74299
Oh Great. I guess the Galaxy can buy a superstar forward who wasn't appreciated and who had instant name recognition and that will fix everything. And every Gals fan knew how it turned out before, doofus.

Just wait until Ruiz gets better, okay? JEESH.
>> Anonymous
>>74299
nah, he's going back to italy at the end of this season
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>>74913
Just like this guy did LOLOL.

Seriously, is it me, or has any big name "Star" not named Hristo Stoichkov that the MLS brought in been a total bust for the league?
The best players in the MLS remain US and CONCACAF stalwarts who have been discovered by the league.
>> Anonymous
I have a saying

Many people that have started watching soccer sense beckham came, are david beckham fans, people who will watch a game even if it is on a mexican channel are soccer fans
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>>74941
That's true. But the people just watching for beckham need to start watching other players, get out there and support a few teams, even if you're only buying a cheap item with a team logo, you're helping out. That's been a main problem in America, But new clubs opening in Canada, and San Jose coming back is a good sign.

TL;DR STOP BEING FAGGOTS Good teams and great players will be coming down the road, this shit takes time.
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>>74941

I have a saying too. People who skip work to watch FC Dallas play the Columbus Crew on Telefutura are fucking hardcore. People who watch the MLS just to see David Beckham need to die tasting their own blood in their mouths.
>> Anonymous
>>74944
So hey, who sucked more, the legions of newfag fans watching MLS because of David Beckham or the legions of (Mexican) newfag fans that watched the MLS for Luis Hernandez back in the day?
>> Anonymous
>>73648

Well, whatever. The cake is definitely not a lie, and my slice tastes a whole hell of a lot better than the peanut butter and fail sandwich your lonely ass seems to be munching on there. Ciao.
>> Anonymous
PROTIP: 99% of America doesn't care about soccer
>> Anonymous
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>>74960
PROTIP: Your manual is outdated.
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>>74963
lol, nice supporters section, ~300 strong?

here's borussia dortmund's in a league game.

i love landycakes and the boys, but face it, not many else do in this country.

the ones who do care are at home or a pub watching english, spanish, or italian games
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>Dear american "soccer" fans,
>FUCK YOU. You are seriously the most annoying fans in the world. You claim to be serious fans but are the most bandwagon fans in the world.Iits okay to like the big teams in the world but fuck support your own teams too. All you do is bitch and bitch and bitch about your own league. Guess what your league isnt that bad. Its a lot better than most leagues in the world. Ya Beckham isnt the greatest player in the world and he is a fucking bitch but he is still a damn good player. Fuck out of everywhere i have lived in the world no nation i have ever been to hated their own fucking teams. Dont be so fucking elitest. Omg mls isnt as good as epl no shit but so are 99% of leagues. Maybe if you support your local teams your league will get better.

Actually "football" fan is the most annoying in the world. God, just look at your own words up above. Somebunny cares too much about unimportant thing....
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>>74963
I hope that's a game for the national team, because srsly, fans don't fly the national flag at club sports matches... that's just ridiculous
>> Anonymous
>>73615
>beckham is that you

nah, everybody knows davey really has the hots for landycakes - the real reason he went to the galaxy. he loves him some bald spot.
>> Anonymous
>>74994
this is America if they didnt fly their national flag the eeeevil red-coats may come back!!
>> Anonymous
>>74994

Rangers season ticket supporter here, we fly all our national flags at literally every game.
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>> Anonymous
>>75043
Try and match that, mancfags.
>> Anonymous
>>75038


no, you fly the scotland flag, which is NOT your national flag. the union jack is your national flag :P
>> Anonymous
>>75051

We are a proud British club and fly the Union Jack a hell of alot more than the Scottish Flag. Get your facts straight.
>> Anonymous
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>>75051

Per Esempio.
>> Anonymous
>>75043
now where'd you steal all those flags from?
>> Anonymous
>>75063

My guess - Croatia.
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liverpool is scum
>> Anonymous
>>75068
how horrible! :(

(unless they were manc fans, then it's ok. cause manchester is full of shit, shit and more shit!)
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OH HAI GUISE!
DON'T MIND ME...I'M JUST HERE TO TAKE THE BLAME FOR NOT WINNING ANYTHING THIS SEASON
>> Anonymous
>>75069
u could have at least got the words in the right order couldnt you...

Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.
>> Anonymous
>>75069

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums.
>> Anonymous
OH MANCHESTER IS FULL OF SHIT

IT'S FULL OF SHIT
SHIT
AND MORE SHITE


OH MANCHESTER IS FULL OF SHIT
>> Anonymous
cant rhyme shit with shite
stupid scouse is stupid
>> Anonymous
>>75069
We won it two times without killing anyone!
>> Anonymous
>>75071
>>75072
>>75372
What is it about your obsession with us? Mancs are always the ones pushing the hatred whenever I go to the games. You fuckers are, and always have been, jealous of us. Continually chanting anti-liverpool stuff.

But you know what, we're laughing at you, because one of your best players and saviour on so many occasions (when Fergie couldn't intimidate the ref into giving 7 minutes of injury time) is Rooney, a scouser, and that renders all your shit null and void.
>> Anonymous
>>73552

>I would bother to draw a Venn diagram proving even more of the things that weren't true in your preceding writing, but I do not care.
>Venn diagram proving

you fool, you can't prove things with Venn diagrams. Lern2math.

Also, sage for sucky troll.
>> Anonymous
>>74946
They both suck equally as hard. But americans might favor the mexicans there due to the jerb taking stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>75392
just to let you know, we dont sing songs about ur 'tragedies' Hillsborough for example...yet whenever we go to Anfield all we hear are tunes about Munich...face it, rivalry is what football is all about, its brilliant, but if you want to discuss hatred, first think about respect for the dead, and you guys dont seem to have any of that.

also...what has rooney being a scouse got anything to do with anything? your 'saviour' (if you can call him that since you haven't actually won anything this season) is a Spaniard, and lets face it, 30 goals in one season is no real remarkable record, lets be honest...should maybe try Riise up front.
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>>75413
>30 goals in one season is no real remarkable record

I'll say.
>> Anonymous
itt: op's point is proven as the topic was quickly changed to epl
>> Anonymous
>>75435
not really, depends on how many of the posters are american, me personally i'm english so my posts have not had any relevance to the original topic...why am i here?
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>>75420
here
I'm an amerifag, also posted a few posts up above about MLS.
>>74944
>>75397

Not any american soccer fans on at the moment probably. I'm a fan of D.C. United, but thats because i was born in Washington D.C.

Needs moar MLS
>> Anonymous
>>73496

I supported my league team (Tampa BAy Mutiny) then they closed down and I couldn't support them no more. :(
>> Anonymous
as an American fan of both kinds of football, i can give you a couple reasons why i watch the English, Spanish, Italian matches

NFL games are only 17 weeks, and most of them on Sunday

Due to the time difference, some of the matches are on before noon on the weekends, it's great to get a nice EPL match (sometimes 2) and then watch my NFL in the afternoon.

Our soccer league doesn't play during most of the winter

I get to watch the games for free thanks to the interwebz, where many in the UK have to pay a fuckload to get their favorite matches on ppv

I appreciate that the best players in the world play in europe. our league is in its infancy still, and the teams payroll cannot afford the transfer fee and salary of the top-notch players (our best players play in europe)

for those of us that say it's boring, all i can say is they are ignorant.
>> Anonymous
also, our season starts while the nba and nhl playoffs are going on, so for example, last night i didn't even know there was an mls match on espn. they don't advertise it enough yet.
>> Anonymous
>>75444
>for those of us that say it's boring, all i can say is they are ignorant.

QFT, but those who just arent attracted by ball sports are effectively ruled out of that. Gotta respect some choices, if they find most sports boring, theres not much we can do.

And Thursday nights there are matches on, that doesnt interfere with many other sports once the season gets going.
>> Anonymous
>>75439

relatively off-topic

my job might be making me move to DC soon. I have DC listed as my number 2 town that I'd never, ever want to live in. Please change my mind.
>> Anonymous
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>>75455
I probably can't. You're probably going to hate it if you don't like cities, black people, ghettos, or any combination of the three.

But try to get into the team, games in DC are always rocking.

I personally enjoyed the city, but it's not for everyone. Also, expect tons and tons of political survey phone calls.
>> Anonymous
>>75459
- virginia and maryland aren't far, you can get away
- the new ballpark looks awesome, and since the nationals suck you might be able to get good seats when your team comes to play
- hoyas basketball
- hot chicks work in government
- if nothing else, you can always sell crack, it's very profitable in the ghetto
>> Anonymous
>>75465
>- hot chicks work in government

I've been in Florida so long i'd forgotten about that.

Fuck.

/offtopic
>> Anonymous
>>75459
>>75465

I've no problem with cities or blacks, but there's a certain aura that DC seems to have (read: shittiness) that is frightening me. I'm a Redskins fan, so that helps. I fucking hate baseball, so the Nats thing means nothing to me.

Appreciate the help though guys.
>> Anonymous
>>75470
>I'm a Redskins fan, so that helps.

FUCK YES. CAN WE HAS GOOD SEASON PLS?

ok now /offtopic.
>> Anonymous
>>75455

whats #1?
>> thenormalyears !!CsF0PNKYVw4
>>75472
I am not that guy but I bet he is going to say Detroit.
>> Anonymous
>>75475

or Oakland or New Orleans

I hear those are pretty shitty places to be at the moment.
>> Anonymous
I would support an MLS team if my state got one. The one team I do support is on the other coast. Makes it kinda hard to go to their games.
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i had a team once. do_Ob
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A CHALLENGER APPEARS
>> Anonymous
>>73496
say what you want, TFCfag shows up for the game.
>> Anonymous
>>75610

Fuck TFC games are sick. Drunken madness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb7C_pKF8bc
>> Anonymous
>>73632
>>75653
GOD DAMN CANADIANS GTFO OF OUR LEAGUE. YOU DONT BELONG HERE. YOU ARE RUINING THE INTEGRUITY OF OUR LEAGUE. WHY DONT YOU FORM THE CLS OR SOMETHING.
>> Anonymous
>>75668
FUCK YOU TROLLFAG.

Progressing the league, etc.

1/10
>> Anonymous
>>75057

union flag tard.... only union jack at sea.
>> Anonymous
For fuck sake, why does every thread on here turn into a fucking liverpool thread?!

LIVERPOOL HAVE BEEN SHITE SINCE 1990 IT'S A KNOWN FACT..... All these faggots who have NEVER been here to liverpool and call themselves scouse and insult other teams its fucking retarded. I thought the whole fucked up identity thing could be left to the americans who claim to be dutch but 12th generation.

Liverpool is the laughing stock of the big 4, at least the others can or can get clsoe to winning the premiership whereas liverpool spend millions on shite players. Oh wow if you fuck up again don't blame benitez oh god no, blame hicks the man who bought you a striker who can score more than 30 goals even if he has to dive for them. If liverpool ever win the premiership im becoming a tranmere fan ( I'm fucking safe then )

Liverpool need to stop living in the fucking past, when you win nothing this year you can keep the same old "we won it 5 times" because hey! It's never fucking gonna be 6! :D. Like when you were in the 2nd division for 6 odd years in the 50's that never comes up does it? Everton came back up the next year in 1932 LOL! Only time you mongs don't live in the past!

Now all you norweigan, non english, polish, irish, northern irish and southerner cunts can support your beloved liverpool because here in liverpool you'd be hard pressed to find a kopite.

In b4 bitterness or everton never win anything... spending half the money and getting to a semi and last 16 of a european competiton is fantastic for me!