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>>320015 In the beginning, there was nothing. And in this void of nothingness the Gods and makers of the future universe were contemplating how to relax their minds so they could plan out all of time and existence.
The lesser known God of sport, Rax Grissman suggested a game of his own making to pass the time. Odin, Rax's coach for the very first game of football, suggested on third and one to run a simple slant pass to Ares. Rax complained of course, telling Odin his obvious desire to throw the ball down the void of nothingness. Odin replied, "Run the damn play Rax."
Rax, disdained, walked out to the huddle and called the play. However, after recieving the ball he had an epiphany, screaming 'FUCK IT I'M GOING DEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!' He through a pass so hard that it destroyed Zeus's body, and the resulting release of immortal energies created the universe as we know it today.
Odin looked to Rax and said, "Do you know what you have done? It is too soon! Now the universe as we know it has changed!"
Rax grinned to himself and replied, "No, NOW we are playing some fucking football!"
tl;dr Rax caused the big bang
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