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Anonymous
Jeff Garcia is monster gay.
GOD, DID YOU SEE LAST YEAR? He flirted openly with Chris Simms on the sidelines, and I've seen instances where Jeff Garcia will throw a touchdown pass, and then go and run down the sidelines and get all excited with Chris Simms, ignoring the man in the end zone that he just threw the pass to, why the HELL did he celebrate with the fourth string quarterback with a tatoo of another man he played swith on college in his ass.
Back-up quarterback indeed
I also saw a special, THE NFL NETWORK DID, on how Jeff Garcia got married to a playboy bunny, and they were so happy, and it was so forced and awkward and fake, like when they were SWINGIN SOME CLUBS on the golf course, and he went like "Oh baby, this feels so right" and then awkwardly tongued her and unconvingly acted out lines like "I love you so much honey" and she was totally not into it
It was an 8 minute special on this random quarterback getting maried, and this is the first and probably only time the NFL will ever perform a special about a player unless it's hyping them up for on the field or occasionaly clips of them building houses for white trash, I mean, it was unreal
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