What would happen if they made sweet American love?
Phelp's genes would be diluted.
Their offspring would be perfect. Just perfect.
I'm pretty sure Phelps' cock would destroy that little girl
78 gold medals
Phelp's cock vs. Shawn's thighs would be the battle of the century.
>>256004
>>255985Is that Sacramone? If so, not even Phelp's genes will save the child from becoming a massive failure.
>>256019>Is that Sacramone?fail
A silver medalist, that's a bit below him don't you think.
>>256019lrn2Shawn
100m butterfly vaults
>>256029lol'd
>>256019You serious? anyway Sacramone should wordfilter to epic fail girl.
>>256019that's not sacramone
Someone shop Nastia into that picture. Whether you replace Shawn or Michael is up to the poster's discretion because either way its epic win.
>>256031>>256011>>256025Oh. Well I guess Shawn's alright.
Irony of course being, that their offspring would be too short and stocky to swim well yet too tall and awkward to do gymnastics well. Lol
ALUKINISFINETOO
>>256059Diving.
Ehh, Katie Hoff would produce better offspring.
>>256066Hadn't thought of that...Oh well. Watch Phelps be gay or something. Probably for Lochte.
>>256063nt
>>256079, see>>256017
I lol'd best olympics ever.
>>256025Shawn is ugly as shit, sacramone is where its at.
>>256117You're right Sacramone is goddamn beau-OH SH-!Sorry, i fell.
>>256124
.01 second backflips.
the heavens would open up and angels would come down and officially declare the US to be the only nation loved by God (as if we needed any more evidence for that)
It'd be like how Yao Ming's parents created a baseball machine.Shawn and Michael would great the ultimate Swimnastic superstar
>>256004Wrong. Infact her highly trained gymnast body would be the only mortal body capable of taking it.
A guy dude could take phelps cock no problem.
>>256238Swimnastics?Sounds like diving.
Phelp's cock isn't bigger than the average.
>>256259no no.. Michael Shawn Phelps will be able to do backflips on top of water without going under
>>256263
>>256268No, sir.Their child wouldn't just walk on water.He'd do fucking floor exercises on it.
>>256268Basically Jesus will be born again
>>256277Their kid would be the combination of Jesus, and a dolphin
God....poor Lazlo repeatedly and now Cavic....someone start the suicide watch already...
>>255985He'd go to prison.
>>256306Michael Phelps is immune from prison.
I'd pay to see this
>>255985If I kidnap Shaw, will Phelps be able to find me?
Dude... he can get head from her standing up.
>>256848And he can get a gold medal for it.
Wait a sec...look at Phelps' left arm (right side arm to us), specifically how it bends...wtf?warning: you will never unsee it
>>257148I think thats just a killer tricep
>>257148angle of the picture gives off that illusion.
>>257148he has a ridiculously long torso, that's just perspective coming into play from him leaning toward the camera and having totally ripped triceps
You know, I'm still contemplating whether I would hit that. Shawn Johnson, I mean.
>>257325I'd hit both of them. Preferably at once
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