Hey Faggots,My name is Sidney, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day pretending that they know everything about professional ice hockey. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten hit by a 6'5" beefcake in open ice? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than putting "Its only fitting" on various pictures of me.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins, Hart Trophy winner, Art Ross Trophy winner, and the most popular player in the NHL. What sports do you play, raher than "make fun of all-star hockey players in stills getting hit"? I also got straight A's in high school, and have a hell of a short game on the golf course (I just got an Eagle; Shit was SO under par). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listeningPic Related: It's me being a bitch
in before CB...
Fuck you, Cindy. Let's see how much you can bench-press.
Oh god I lol'd so hard.AND I'm a Pens fan.
Well done, maggot.
I lol'd