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lolsoccer Anonymous
Attention rest of the world,

We don't give a shit about soccer/FIFA/futbol/whatever the fuck you want to call it.

-America
>> Anonymous
if you'll notice the globe in the bottom right, even the oceans are more concerned with batman.

hell i like flopball, but batman is fucking batman and shall not be trifled with.
>> Anonymous
Really?

The Dark Knight > football?

Damn you Americans are stupid.
>> Anonymous
>The Dark Knight > football?

Very much yes.
>> Anonymous
Since when was New Mexico awesome at American football?
>> Anonymous
When DOES Batman come out, anyway?
>> Anonymous
If you noticed in the corner, the world picked Batman over football too.
>> Anonymous
>>200298
If they did the entire world it'd all be green.

New Batman > how America does at football.
>> Anonymous
Attention Amerifags,

you suck at international competition, so the rest of the world is happy that you don't care about football. We don't want fat idiots plaguing the best sport ever.

-Rest of the world.
>> Anonymous
apparently the oceans would rather see Batman
>> Anonymous
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>>200309
>you suck at international competition

OH YOU!
>> Anonymous
Well 24% of americunts care.

That shows something :D
>> Anonymous
I'm American, I love football/soccer, but the new Batman is infinitely better than the US national team.
>> Anonymous
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Face the facts.

Batman > Soccer/Football.
>> Anonymous
well a lot of the young fans of football in america are younger and dont give a shit about espn
>> Anonymous
Batman>>>>>>>>>>>every other applicable subject
>> Anonymous
american and soccer/football lover here. ESPN is absolute shit unless you like watching two fat niggers ramble on about useless statistics for 9 hours before they actually show a game of Arena Football or College Baseball
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Batman is a petty cool guy eh kills niggers and doesnt afraid of anything.
>> Anonymous
This poll is unfair. Batman is an American hero.
>> Anonymous
Notice how ESPN doesn't cover Wrestling? You're a stones throw away from that soccer fags.
>> Anonymous
We don't WANT you to care about it. We don't want you fagging our sport up with multi-ball and expanding goals and other such fantastic ideas.
>> Anonymous
>>200362
You don't want us to care b/c if the US ever won the World Cup it would be a bigger fail than 18-1. It would be the greatest fail in the history of fail. It would get 2 spots on Mount Failmore. The level of global failure might just trigger WWIII.

Be very happy our best athletes have better things to do with their time. Like play basketball and watch Batman.
>> Anonymous
haha, awesome, fuck soccer.
>> Anonymous
>>200299
WHYYY SO SERIOUS?
>> Anonymous
>>200366
You wouldn't win it even if you did start caring about it.
>> Anonymous
>>200362We don't WANT you to care about it. We don't want you fagging our sport up with not diving and not calling fouls just because players fall down and other such fantastic ideas.

Fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>200372
I don't see how Americans starting to care about soccer would suddenly stop everyone diving...
>> Anonymous
Watch in excitement as 2 teams battle it out for 90 minutes, back and forth to a scoreless tie!


What a stupid fucking sport.
>> Anonymous
>>200312
AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>200374

oh yea it's so much more fun when the plays only last 5 seconds
>> Anonymous
>>200379
What plays are in soccer? None, it just fags play with a ball.
>> Anonymous
>>200373
Uh... IF Americans are to start to care about soccer, players have to stop diving.
>> Anonymous
>>200379
It is, which says a lot about how boring soccer must be.
>> Anonymous
>>200384
No, your players would just start diving too.

>>200383
What plays are in padball? None, it's just fags play with a ball
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>200379
that's what you eurofags don't get. the nfl is like full contact chess. soccer is like team golf.
>> Anonymous
>>200390
So you're saying the faggotry is contagious when you play soccer?
>> Anonymous
>What plays are in padball? None, it's just fags play with a ball

Your short-sighted gibberish is terribly, terribly mistaken.
>> Anonymous
>>200312
>>200312
>>200312

I LOLed.
>> Anonymous
>>200390
This is bullshit. I've never seen games in youth leagues, high school, college or even the MLS called as shittily as the international games I've seen on ESPN.

Some goddamn pencil-wristed referee calling fouls from 40 yards away because a player falls down when leaned into. Either follow the play on the run or keep your goddamn whistle in your pocket.

On that level they really need more refs on the field, it's not like they can't afford them.
>> Anonymous
>>200330
awesome post, too bad /sp/ doesn't know that the batman ride killed some dumbfuck that climbed the fence to retreive his baseball hat (that he stupidly wore on the ride) and got decapitated by some stranger's feet
>> Anonymous
>>200398
Sort of. I dunno, diving never really happened in England until more foreign players arrived. It's just bullshit cheating that all the fans hate but sadly still happens, because no one will do anything about it. If America started to care about soccer, though, they still wouldn't do anything about it.

>>200399
You obviously didn't bother reading the post I replied to
>> Anonymous
>>200312
>>200400

Samefag, and obvious photoshop.
>> Anonymous
>>200402
No one fucking dives in youth leagues here, either.
>> Anonymous
>>200410

Wonderful. Now work on the rest.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>200362
America will continue to fag up your sport with different colored ref jerseys so they are more easily told apart from both teams to avoid confusion, printing names on the backs of jerseys, awarding 3 points for a win instead of 2, clearing yellows at the begining of the kncokout stage, showing the score and time during the game with a bug, extra time so games don't end in ties, and I even liked our hockey style shootouts because they take more skill and are more fun to watch.
>> Anonymous
>>200406

6/10, would rage again
>> Anonymous
>>200414
Here's the thing, though. If you started caring about soccer, talented foreigners would arrive in your league and start diving. Then eventually Americans would follow suit.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>200426
We already had talented foreigners come here. NASL was chock-full of them even on the really shitty teams that didn't belong anyway. You know part of why they came here? To get away from the diving and play good, clean, football/soccer.
>> Anonymous
>>200426
Wait why would foreigners come here if the entire rest of the collective world cares more about Soccer than anything else? Surely they are more employable elsewhere?????
>> Anonymous
>>200415
>awarding 3 points for a win instead of 2
Is the most significant one by far, and I'm 99% sure that wasn't Americans.

>>200430
But if you started caring more about soccer, players would come for reasons other than that. And dive.
>> Anonymous
no matter how much we ever care, with the money available in europe and the shitty state of the dollar, the best we'll ever get is second rate latinos. kind of like wal-mart's part time staff.
>> Anonymous
This isn't fair. Batman is better than soccer. Even te world agrees.
>> Anonymous
>>200440
Yeah, if only referees could control the game, then there might be a way to stop diving.

Or are the referees all "foreign" too?
>> Anonymous
>>200314

I bet all of those are either eurofags living here or spanish people.
>> Anonymous
>>200451
It's not usually easy to tell if someones dived or not. The only way to do it is to have a video referee, which is already been talked about.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>200440
>Is the most significant one by far, and I'm 99% sure that wasn't Americans.
World Cup '94 addition suggested by the American group incharge to force teams into more of an attacking atyle to draw more American fans. But smaller American tourneys were awarding 3 ponits for winners for a while before that. We like winners winning.
>> Anonymous
>>200459
England had been awarding 3 points for the winner since the early 80's
>> Anonymous
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when does batman come out guise?
>> Anonymous
rofl
>> Anonymous
>>200452
That post is retarded in so many ways.
>> Anonymous
>>200452
why would they be disappointed with the usa failing at soccer?
>> Anonymous
>>200362
>We don't want you fagging our sport up with multi-ball and expanding goals and other such fantastic ideas.

There is nothing we could do to fag up your sport any more than it already is.
>> Anonymous
>5,426

That number definitely represents the opinions of the entire country.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>200735
WON FIFA
>> Anonymous
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TWO STATES WITHOUT PRO FOOTBALL THINK FOOTBALL IS BETTER THAN FILTHY SOCCER
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Nobody in the MLS dives.

Oh, except Blanco
>> Anonymous
>>200374

yes lets watch fat niggers covered in soft cushions hug eachother for 5 seconds and take a 1 minute break inbetween
>> Anonymous
>>200394

I don't even think Alaska likes the NFL either.
>> Anonymous
>>200986

I've been there, they like the Seahawks.