I HERD U AMERICANS SUCK AT SOCCER. SO WE PUT MICHAEL PHELPS ON YO SOCCER TEAM.
8 STRAIGHT WORLD CUP VICTORIES.
This just in: AMERICA WINS OLYMPUS CUPIn other news: Olympus Cup for Soccer started today.
I HERD USA BASKETBALL IS CHEATERS AND HAS 12 MICHAEL PHELPS CLONES ON THEIR TEAM.
US beats brazil 66-0 in the world cup finalassociation football is never played again
AmericaFuuuuuk yaaaaaa
Breaking News: Soccer, suddenly almost as popular as Football. Phelps scores 8 goals as US National team striker.
Phelps will help us repeat as champs of FIFA!AMERICA WON FIFA!!!