Recent studies have shown that El Niño isn't caused by trade winds blowing from the east to the west across the pacific, but rather by Michael Phelps whenever he takes a vacation.
So Michael Phelps is the new Chuck Norris?
>>261621Chuck Norris is an old Micheal Phelps.
>>261621That is correct.
>>261714Phelps laughs at Chuck Norris
Who's Chuck Norris?
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Michael Phelps taught Jesus how to walk on water.
>>261631Chuck Norris only PLAYED an awesome dude on TV. Michael Phelps is the real deal.
>>261789LMFAO
>>261791imma f u up
>>261631i lold
i rofl'd
>>261929lol
Michael Phelps is Obamas and McCains plan for alternative energy to power America.
Ancient Greeks used to sacrifice 100 cows to Poseidon who would then turn around and sacrifice them to Michael Phelps.