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Anonymous
Hi, I'm muthafucking Andre Ethier(127 OPS+), and I'm having just a good year as Carlos Delgado(128 OPS+.

Where's my muthafucking MVP award?
>> Anonymous
"That’s right, Manny’s 1.178 OPS pales in comparison to Ethier’s 1.256 OPS. Ethier has now become the Dodgers leading hitter by VORP, and his 35.7 now ranks him 19th in the entire National League, ahead of such famous people as Aramis Ramirez, Carlos Delgado, Pat Burrell, Prince Fielder, and Adam Dunn. In the last seven days, he is - believe it or not - 14 for 22. A stat like OPS doesn’t mean all that much over such a short time period, but it’s so insane that I’m going to tell you anyway that it’s 1.840. His at-bats have become “must-see TV”, just as with Manny."
>> Anonymous
Mvps arent given to west coast teams
>> Anonymous
Espn refuses to acknowledge the NL West. Therefore, nobody cares/knows about this injustice!
>> Anonymous
>>327537

But I'm so much more pretty than Delgado.
>> Anonymous
Woody Paige says Manny should win MVP.
>> Anonymous
>>327573
woody paige also says dogs cant look up.
>> Anonymous
and he also thinks he uses jedi mind tricks, and is a total fuckin schizo but a funny guy nonetheless
>> Anonymous
Andre Ethier is awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>327664
Andre Either IS awesome.
>> Anonymous
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I would let Andre Eithier touch my penis
>> Anonymous
i think andre ethier is a pretty cool guy. eh hits doubles and doesn't afraid of anything.