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MLB All Star Game Anonymous
Does this game matter?
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
nope
>> Anonymous
Only insofar as it confers home field advantage in the Series. Other than that, not anymore.
>> Anonymous
Who else is going to miss the stadium? The seats are overpriced and cramped, but there's a certain mystique around it that keeps me coming back. I'm going to BAWWW in October.
>> Anonymous
>>216013

THIS TIME IT COUNTS
>> Anonymous
It means that the Red Sox will have home field advantage again in the World Series.
>> Anonymous
Fuck it.

GO NATIONAL LEAGUE!
>> Anonymous
>>216021
yes! red sox vs cubs WS
>> Anonymous
>>216027
>Cubs
You mean Mets?
>> Anonymous
Jesus Christ, drawn out pregame much?
>> Anonymous
Home field advantage means so little in Baseball playoffs imho. "Road team" still gets 3 in a row at home.
>> Anonymous
TOO MANY FUCKING YANKEES AND RED SOX.

Lol at A-Rod sneaking up on Chipper Jones and giving him a bear hug. Totally not gay there, Alex.
>> Anonymous
>>216029
no, hes right, he means cubs

enjoy your fluke streak, mets fan
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>216054
>> Anonymous
>>216054
Enjoy your new century of fail, Cubsfag.
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

ANYTHING BUT THE GAME
>> Anonymous
>>216036
There's only fucking two Yanks, and that's the starting line up, man. Three if you count the pitchers and reserves.
>> Anonymous
>>216069
enjoy my starting pitching, my bullpen, and my offense and defense all ranked in the top 3 in the league

oh and not to mention my leagues best record to go along with all of that
>> Anonymous
FUCKING HOW MANY TIMES THEY GONIG TO PLAY THAT SHITTY MUSIC? SO FUCKING ANNOYING
>> Anonymous
Is this the stratagy to get the AL to lose? Bored them to death with the pregame?
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX

MAYBE A GAME
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

COMMERCIALS
>> Anonymous
>>216086
All sports broadcasts suck.

I miss Bob Costas so much.
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX.

CEREMONIES GALORE!
>> Anonymous
>>216090
TONIGHT ON FOX!

NOT A MIDGET
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX

DICKS
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

SHERYL CROW?
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX is now a meme.
>> Anonymous
Shh, it's starting about now. Fuck, I have to water the lawn soon...
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX

TIM MCCARVER BUTCHERS COMMENTARY
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

THE 2008 MLB ALL-STAR PREGAME

and something else
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
TONIGHT ON FOX:

ANNOUNCEMENTS ABOUT WHAT'S ON TOMMOROW ON FOX
>> Anonymous
>>216075
lol at cubfags
>> Anonymous
How the hell did guys like Chase Utley, Chipper Jones, and Josh Hamilton bounce back?
>> Anonymous
I just heard Yankee Stadiums roll chanted. Didn't hear the first part, but I heard the "Derek Jeter" and "A-Rod". They also called out Bobby Murcer's name.
>> Anonymous
>>216110
God
>> Anonymous
Cliff Lee is wrecking you NLfags
>> Anonymous
>>216110
I don't understand the question. Did any of those guys "bounce in"?
>> Anonymous
>>216111
They did a "Yogi Yogi" too. Man I love that stadium.
>> Anonymous
>>216111
Well, it's NYC. Oh, I wish I went to the gaem. ;_;
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
TONIGHT ON FOX:

BRETT FAVRE LEADS OFF FOR THE AL!
>> Anonymous
>>216115
Did they call out the whole AL Team?

Youkilis? Manny?
>> anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX

A CRAZY SCIENTOLOGIST INTERVIEWS A DELUSIONAL OLD QUARTERBACK
>> Anonymous
>>216114
They sucked hard last year. Well maybe not Chipper. He's just old. I'll take out Chipper from the list and put in Cliff Lee.
>> Anonymous
>>216120
yes, well sorta. they just boo'ed them immensely
>> Anonymous
>>216123
Chipper has to hit .400 most of the year to get into the All-Star game to get in over David Wright, and even then Wright somehow still gets in.
>> ????
TONIGHT ON FOX:

CHASE UTLEY GETS FACEPALMED BY BASEBALL
>> Anonymous
>>216120
Booed every Sawk hard, where the fuck you think they are? Same shit would've happen in Fenway.

Also, fuck yeah, Jeter.
>> Anonymous
Chase Utley does what he does best and fails at fielding.
>> Anonymous
>>216116
It hurts that it's only a train ride away for me. It's too bad the cheap seats are 300 a pop. I even missed the parade :/
>> Anonymous
>>216125
yea but wrights faggot ass is a backup!
god i hate the mets
go yankees
>> Anonymous
Dammit, Hamilton....
>> Anonymous
>>216125
What can I say. New York has better fans.
>> Anonymous
4chan: so up to date you know the plays before they happen.

A-rod gets a hit!
>> Anonymous
Anyone know where I can watch this online?
>> Anonymous
>>216132
Who Care, Hamilton hitting....OOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>216135
Oh fuck you, you jinxed it.
>> Anonymous
>>216134
New York has more fans.
>> ????
fuck A-Rod
>> Anonymous
holy fuck the NL catcher almost sprained his fuckin ankle in the 1st inning
>> Anonymous
>>216140
shit my bad.

TONIGHT ON FOX:
BALLGIRL LEAPS THE LEFT FIELD WALL TO CATCH A FOUL FLY!
>> Anonymous
>>216144
????
>> Anonymous
Who's up next, anyway?
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:
ABRUPT END OF LCD COMMERCIAL
>> Anonymous
pujols is up. but he strikes out
>> Anonymous
Woo Chipper.
>> Anonymous
>>216154
Nope. You suck at this predication thing....
>> Anonymous
Braun hits a home run.
>> Anonymous
>>216156
ryan braun grounds out
>> Anonymous
>>216156
>>prediction
Fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>216157
I take it back. He grounds out.
>> Anonymous
THAT MUSIC. ARRRGGHH
>> Anonymous
fuck just leave cliff lee on
>> Anonymous
Wait, they counted the Jeter thing as a hit? Oh lol.
>> Anonymous
>>216158
>>216161
Struck out
>> Anonymous
>>216166
Because it was...
>> Anonymous
>>216166
well if the "great" chase utley cannot get that, then no one can!
expect my two year old niece
>> Anonymous
>>216167
YEA I KNOW THIS NOW KINDA SORTA
>> Anonymous
>>216169
It was Chase Utley Utleying it up.
>> Anonymous
FUTURE PREDICTION

FUCK-A-DOME GETS HIT BY LEE
>> Anonymous
Manny flies out to left field. Count on it.
>> Anonymous
Manny walks.
>> Anonymous
gotta keep predicting till i get it right. ramirez strikes out
>> Anonymous
>>216175
>>216176
Related topic. How superstitious are you guys?
>> Anonymous
You win a cookie.
>> Anonymous
Bradley grounds out to third.
>> Anonymous
>>216178
winner.
>> Anonymous
this game is fucking boring....
>> Anonymous
milton bradley sits down and plays a variety of his board games
>> Anonymous
Bradley throws a tantrum.
>> Anonymous
kevin youkilis stops making a fucking wario face
>> Anonymous
Youkilele hits into a double play.
>> Anonymous
Youkilis's batting stance is so fucking queer.
>> Anonymous
Youkilis hit a pop up and break his legs.
>> Anonymous
manny slaps youuuuuuuu
>> Anonymous
>>216191
lol
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>216188
Nope
>> Anonymous
PIG DISGUSTING AL
STOP STEALING BASES
>> Anonymous
why is chase utley in this game
>> Anonymous
Anyone else think Youkillis just looks like somebody you want dead? Like a prick, sort of. He also seems like he enjoys things shoved up his ass.
>> anonymous
Yep, we're off to another exciting start again
>> Anonymous
Mauer... grounds out.
>> Anonymous
>>216202
wow, are you me?
>> Anonymous
>>216200
Name one 2nd baseman who could replace him.
>> Anonymous
>>216209
in the NL? no one
AL? many
>> Anonymous
>>216202
He does! He looks like a huge jackass. I wouldn't say kil, but geez.
>> Anonymous
>>216208
Nope. I guess there are others like us as well.
>> Anonymous
What a cute kid... with his Mets hat.
>> Anonymous
OH MY GOD HE PICKED HIS NOSE
>> Anonymous
dustin always makes that yawning face, like he just woke up
>> Anonymous
I love Ben Sheets. Mouthing "FUCK" on national televison.
>> Anonymous
gotta love Terry.
As a Yankee fan i can respect him for using Mariano if needed and putting Jeter in the 2 spot. But im sure Girardi would do the same
>> Anonymous
Poor Yogi. Alzheimers has set in.
>> Anonymous
>>216218

you say that like it never happens
it happens against the yankees all the time and chamberlain curses like a sailor
>> Anonymous
>>216224
i mean. it's only one of the greatest closers in the game
>> Anonymous
YOGI SHOULD COMMENTATE THE REST OF THE GAME!
>> Anonymous
who the fuck is that oldfag mumbling. he needs to die already.
>> Anonymous
Finally someone on the NL doesn't swing at the first pitch.
>> Anonymous
>>216225
It's always so clear with him. I like Ben Sheet because he shows how everything other than an out is a complete and total failure.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>216224
He's always had alzheimers, I think.
>> Anonymous
>>216231
lol'd
>> Anonymous
Chase Utley fucking sucks.
>> Anonymous
I'm in the UK watching this now.
Baseball is fucking yawn.
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

NIGGER
>> Anonymous
OH MY FUCKING GODDAMNIT THEY PLAYING THAT MUSIC AGAIN, FUCKING FOX FAILS SO MUCH, THANK GOD THIS YEAR IS SUPER BOWL WONT BE ON FOX.
>> Anonymous
>>216231

0/10
>> Anonymous
its going to be a 0-0 tied they going to run out of pitchers.
>> Anonymous
HAHA JETER

YOU SUCK
>> Anonymous
fuckin Jeet
>> Anonymous
WHY DOES EVERYTIME JOSH HAMILTON BATS THEY GOING TO TELL THEIR VERSION OF HIS FUCKING STORY, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>216238
That may be true, but don't tell me that 60 min snoozefest you call football is supposed to be entertaining. The whole sport is driven by fanboyism. If they take off their nationality goggles they'll realize how boring ties really are.
>> Anonymous
"smoking crack, taking pills"
>> Anonymous
>>216238
Geez, we respected soccer when the Euros were on.
>> Anonymous
>>216240
What is it on this year?
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

WE PLAY THAT FUCKING MUSIC OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU KILL YOURSELF...

...AND THEN WE WILL PLAY IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
>> Anonymous
i am changing channel this shit is boring, every time josh comes up to hit they going to tell us about his past and playing that shitting music.
>> Anonymous
Come on Berkman. Some crappy Blue Jay is pitching.
>> Anonymous
gee baseball is sure fun....

its going to be 0-1 AL wins by getting walked with the base loaded.
>> Anonymous
SO ZETTA SLOW
>> Anonymous
PUJOLS YOU'RE SO SLOW
GODDAMN
But he was safe
>> Anonymous
>>216257
>>216257

Halladay is one of the bests in the Majors
>> Anonymous
EVERYTHING RIGHT..... CRACKPIPES PILLS....... COMPARING TO SOME PLAYERS........ WOW.......CRACKPIPES.......SHITTY MUSIC......
>> Anonymous
Why do people test Ichiro??? It should be common fucking knowledge not to test his arm..
>> Anonymous
MLB needs instant replay.

It's not like it could make baseball any slower than it already is.
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

BUBB MOTHERFUCKING RUBB

WOO WOOO!
>> Anonymous
>>216261
but he still slid off the bag... out.
>> Anonymous
>>216266

How do the whistles go???
>> Anonymous
>>216266
Lol'd HARD
>> Anonymous
what mlb needs is a baseball turret at second base randomly firing balls and creating confusion
>> Anonymous
HEADHUNTING
>> Anonymous
>>216273
40 mph curveball
>> Anonymous
>>216274
I don't get it. Was it supposed to be funny?
>> Anonymous
>>216277

Yes, I believe it was a play off the Joba Chamberlin, Kevin Youkilis fight...
>> Anonymous
Youkilis reminds me of the giant Mets player from Rookie of the Year.
>> Anonymous
>>216277
Are you following the game, or what
>> Anonymous
>>216280
You see it too?
That movie was awesome.
But it never explained how the Cubs won the World Series...
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Picked off like a bitch.

NL > AL
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

Tim McCarver argues STATS.
>> Anonymous
I don't get the TONIGHT ON FOX:

I didn't catch the pregame.
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

NIGGER TAKES BEER FROM RICH SAGGY-TITTIED DOG FRENCH-KISSER
>> Anonymous
DirectTV Starship? What is this garbage? Give me the Goodyear blimp.
>> Anonymous
>>216284
Bartman
>> Anonymous
>>216285

Gonna comment on yet another sport you know absolutely nothing about, tripfag?
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

JOE BUCK TALKS AND EVERYONE GETS A BRAIN ANEURYSM.
>> Anonymous
shit
>> Anonymous
HEY OH
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>216294

What now faggot?

HOME MOTHERFUCKING RUN

AL is for faggots.
>> Anonymous
NL strikes first blood!
>> Anonymous
And this will be the final score.
>> Anonymous
Santana sucks
>> Anonymous
I'm glad I'm on /sp/ tonight... thrilled to be away from the never-ending console war fueled by E3 that is /v/...
>> Anonymous
>>216303AL is for faggots.

But you *are* a faggot. So, one must conclude that the NL is also for faggots. Unless, the NL really doesn't want you.

Which is understandable.
>> anonymous
Thanks for telling me lights were added in 1946, Joe- I could've sworn it was 1949.
>> Anonymous
This is all strikeouts.

Awesome
>> Anonymous
>>216307
Butthurt that your team didn't get him.
>> Anonymous
>>216308
dont bring that shit in here buddy
>> Anonymous
>>216314
Not Johan; the bastard who gave up that home run.
>> Anonymous
I swear, that guy in the cars.com commercial looked alot like Josh Hamilton..
>> Anonymous
OMG THAT MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>216308
I got banned from /v/. How did they take the PS3 conference?
>> Anonymous
INFIELD HIT!
>> Anonymous
this is the first all star game i ever watch... why is it so boring.....
>> Anonymous
Another effing SB! Russel Martin is pig disgusting.
>> Anonymous
Now that Cliff Lee finished pitching I hope the AL gets fucking crushed into pieces.
>> Anonymous
ICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>216329
pretty much like always... "more crap, no gaems" bullshit

And how 'bout Kinsler... too bad the DP is on its way...
>> Anonymous
>>216334

This is baseball. It's not meant to be watched on television.
>> Anonymous
>>216334
Because it's an all-star game.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>216331

What the fuck is wrong with NYC?

Sarah Jessica Parker at the fucking BASEBALL ALL-STAR GAME?

WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING BUD?

FUCKING SENILE FAGGOT.
>> Anonymous
jeter pop up
>> Anonymous
Why is Ichiro's first name on the back of his jersey?
>> Anonymous
D:
>> Anonymous
Jeter strikes out
>> Anonymous
>>216345

Because the Japanese pronounce your family name first before your first name. So in Japan he was announced as Suzuki, Ichiro. Then it got switched over to here...
>> Anonymous
>>216345
He prefers it that way.
>> Anonymous
>>216338
forgot to mention that they working on a game called MAG (Massive Action Game) -- 256 online, squads of 8, continuous online battle w/o any end probably... looks cash if just joining in multiplayer to slaughter others to kill time is your thing... I just play games. But enough about that, Jeter is about to drive in a run...
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>216353

>Jeter is about to drive in a run...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
>>216350
Suzuki is the surname though.

Do other Japanese players not have their surnames on their jerseys?
>> Anonymous
THAT IS THE MOST PRETENTIOUS MUSIC I HAVE EVER HEARD FOR A BALL GAME! SINCE WHEN DOES FOX=CLASS?
>> Anonymous
>>216345
The Japanese and Chinese have their family names first, then their first name, or something following that naming convention.

So it'll be Ichiro Suzuki and the same for Yao Ming.
>> Anonymous
>>216356

No.

Why, I don't know...
>> Anonymous
>>216353
I should quit predicting...
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>216358

Fox has always been awesome.
>> Anonymous
So Tim, a pitch hit for a single is worse than a pitch hit for a HR???
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

YANKEE STADIUM IS FLOODED FOR SHITTY MOVIE PROMOTION
>> Anonymous
>>216368
wat
>> Anonymous
Jeter is garbage.
>> Anonymous
>>216374
Fox turned my dead brother into an advertisement.
>> Anonymous
OFFENSE IS A-BREWIN'
>> Anonymous
The heart of the order is coming up, but it has been useless for the most part.
>> Anonymous
>>216386
Hahaha oh wow.
>> Anonymous
2-0 ALFAGS

EAT IT
>> Anonymous
"Duck-sure." I always thought it was "Doo-Shea-Rear-Rer."
>> Anonymous
Why is this guy pitching?
He said he was sick.
>> Anonymous
>>216393
You aren't alone.

duck-sure?
duke-sure?

yeah, okay.

Who cares, he's getting pounded.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
The AL is being taken apart.

What a surprise.
>> Anonymous
>>216380
That's not funny etc.
>> Chris "Mad Dog" Russo
Bad job outta Larry Jones in a big spot
>> Anonymous
The NL should win because it has got a better roster. It was put together better.
>> Anonymous
>>216393
>>216397
Douchebag. What a fuck-up.
>> Anonymous
FO' 13 DOLLAHS I'D BE A MACADAMIA NUT
>> Anonymous
It's about time they put Aramis in!
>> Anonymous
>>216416
arg
BUY OUR SHIT
>> Anonymous
I'm a Rangers fan... seriously Joe, shut the fuck up, I heard this at the beginning of the season and during and after the Home Run Derby...
>> Anonymous
damn it why didn't that ball hit Youkilis in the head
>> Anonymous
Oh boy Stolen Base #4. Seriously take him out already.
>> Anonymous
I hope they show the groundskeepers doing the YMCA during the 7th inning stretch.
>> Anonymous
Josh Groban? Who in the fuck invited him?
>> Anonymous
Get Josh Groban out of there. That pussy has no place in baseball.
>> Anonymous
7th inning stretch after 9/11? WHAT ARE YOU SOME TERRORIST? SALUTE THE FLAG YOU LIBRUL.
>> Anonymous
Jesus Christ he's still singing.
>> Anonymous
Haha this is the faggiest God Bless America ever. What kind of fucker needs a soft piano intro.
>> Anonymous
This is already twice as long as the fucking National Anthem Sheryl Crow sang
>> Anonymous
I thought it was supposed to be "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"

not God Bless America....
>> Anonymous
lol @ "Warner Bros. Recording Artist..."

shit's so corporate it's hilarious
>> Anonymous
Someone should shed a tear on TV, it would be hilarious.

I wish it was Jay Z or something. At least it's better than Groban.
>> Anonymous
Josh Groban was worse than that woman who sang the National Anthem.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>216458

>HURRR MY ENTIRE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND CONSUMING CORPORATE PRODUCTS BUT I'M DUMB ENOUGH TO USE IT AS A SLUR

Faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>216457

see
>>216452
>> Anonymous
Yeah Morneau get this started!
>> Anonymous
WOW WAY TO EARN THE FINAL VOTE HART

YOU SUCK
>> Anonymous
this pitcher needs to straighten his fucking cap out.
>> Anonymous
COREY HART TEH FANS CHOICE

Nice display of fundamentals asshole
>> Anonymous
yeah nigger!
>> Anonymous
TIE GAME NLFAGS. EAT IT.
>> Anonymous
TIED IT MOTHERFUCKER
>> Anonymous
2-2.
>> Anonymous
VOLQUEZ YOU BUM
>> anonymous
JD Drew a hero- sure sign of the end of the world
>> Anonymous
Of course J.D. Drew hits a HR.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
>> Anonymous
"AH NAW, MAN, FUCK"
>> Anonymous
were they booing or cheering, i missed it.
>> Anonymous
>>216465
So I'm not allowed to be annoyed when someone's trying to sell me some shit unsolicited?
>> Anonymous
>>216505
It's prolly a cheer and a boo. We can't have the Sawks think they're totally welcome in enemy territory.

But in the end, I think any ALfag would cheer on everyone because losing to the NLfags is fucking embarrassing.
>> Anonymous
>>216505
Restrained cheering
>> Anonymous
PAPELBUM
>> Anonymous
God, I love you, fellow Yankeesfags.
>> Anonymous
OH WHAT THE FUCK
>> Anonymous
fuck! this is just like when OJ was found not guilty!
>> Anonymous
It's about time the NL tried to steal a base.

And I like how the NL gets a run and it's not Papelbon's fault.
>> Anonymous
OVERATED
>> Anonymous
So guys, 3-3 tie???
>> Anonymous
79! 89! 99!
>> Anonymous
Wagner to give up 2 grand slams
>> Anonymous
>>216561
Aye-aye-aye!
>> Anonymous
BOB ABADACKA
>> Anonymous
come on eva
>> Anonymous
tie nigga
>> Anonymous
TIED IT. AGAIN.
>> Anonymous
almost a nut-shot there, buddy.
>> Anonymous
Did that ball hit some guy in the crotch?
>> Anonymous
Tiger Woods, Roger Federer, Derek Jeter...John Cena? Wait WAT
>> Anonymous
UGGH. YOU'D BETTER NOT BLOW IT K-ROD.
>> Anonymous
>>216595
he not gay, is he?
>> Anonymous
The sandman is here to clean up Papelbum's mess.
>> Anonymous
Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Now, the AL gotta step up their fucking game.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
UGGLA FOR AL MVP!
>> Anonymous
SHITS GETTIN EPIC
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH RUSSELL MARTIN
FUCK YEAH NATIONAL LEAGUE