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Anonymous
Dear Mr. Lugo,

These are called baseballs. The goal is to get them to Youkilis in a reasonable amount of time.

Sincerely,
All of New England
>> Anonymous
Dear Lugo,

Keep up the good work.

Sincerely,
Rest of the AL East
>> Anonymous
>>91862
GAY!!!!!111! the balls are touching!
>> Anonymous
It's all Papelbon's fault. He blew it.
>> Anonymous
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Hey guys, can I come back?
>> TheLonelyRayFan !!29cu3WeR6CU
Deal Boston,
SUCKERS

Love, the Tampa Bay Rays.
>> Anonymous
>>91997
Orlando Cabrera was a better short stop.

God damn we should have kept him.
>> Anonymous
>>92026
well no, theo epstein wanted renteria, who made the last out in the 2004 world series, to make the last out in the 2005 alcs.

then gonzales was sick with the glove and decent with the bat, we the sox dropped him for lugo.

epstein thinks he cant make any bad moves as gm i guess.
>> Anonymous
While we're writing letters:

Dear Mr. Beltran

HIT A FUCKING BALL

Sincerely,
The Greater New York Area
>> Anonymous
Dear Roger Clemens,

Stop having affairs with us.

signed,

Every woman in the world.
>> Delicious Cake !89KlifghYk
Dear Ryan Howard,

kindly learn how to hit breaking balls or give that $10 million back.

Sincerely,
Philadelphia
>> Anonymous
Dear Mr Bettman,

You are ruining Hockey, please stop with all the gimicky bullshit that is not drawing in fans, you are just alienating those who have been long time fans.

Signed,

Anyone who isn't a Crosbyfag.
>> Anonymous
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Dear Mr. Gagne,

This the strike zone. The goal is to at least attempt to hit it some of the time.

Sincerely,
The Great State of Wisconsin
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
Dear Seattle Mariners

Fuck You Guys. Except Adrian Beltre.
>> Anonymous
>>92155
How is that "ace" pitcher you traded for?
>> Anonymous
Dear Mr. Ronaldo

If you have any doubt that they could be packing a cock...do not allow into your hotel room.

sincerely,
real female brasilean prostitues.
>> Anonymous
Dear Detroit Tigers,

Looks like those trades are really working out.

Sincerely,
Tigers Fans
>> thenormalyears !!CsF0PNKYVw4
>>92149
nl central
no closers
questionable pitching rotations
final destination

- cubsfan with a kerry wood problem of his own
>> JIM THOME !!+JpSYDssi4u
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DEAR SANTA,

HELLO AGAIN SAINT NICK, OLD JIM HERE JUST SENDING YOU MY CHRISTMAS LIST SO YOU HAVE A FEW MONTHS TO FULFILL MY HUMBLE REQUESTS. THE FOOTIE PAJAMAS YOU GAVE ME LAST YEAR WERE THE CAT'S MEOW BUT I TORE A HOLE IN THE LEFT BUTTFLAP SLIDING INTO SECOND SO I HAD TO HAVE MRS. THOME SEW THEM UP.

THIS YEAR I WOULD LIKE SOMETHING NEAR AND DEAR TO MY HEART, A LITTLE SOMETHING SIMPLE. I WOULD LIKE A BAT CONSTRUCTED OUT OF BLACK AND WHITE LEGOES. OLD JIM HAS BEEN SLUMPING SOMETHING FIERCE AT THE PLATE LATELY AND THINKS A NEW BOOMSTICK WOULD BE JUST THE THING TO GET THE CHICAGO WHITED STOCKINGS BACK INTO THE FALL CLASSICS.

ALSO IF YOU COULD TELL BOBBY JENKS TO STOP TAKING BITES OF A SANDWICH BETWEEN PITCHES THAT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT.

SINCERELY,
YOUR PAL JI
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
>>92158

fine actually. we just can't score any runs.
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
>>92166

JI

JIM THOME is always win
>> Sneak
Dear Orlando Magic,

Start playing like you did during Game 3. You'll be facing the Celtics in no time if you can keep it up.

Sincerly,

Me
>> Anonymous
Dear>>92180,

Easy to do without Chauncey.

Sincerely,
Everyone not a magicfag.
>> Sneak
Dear>>92186,

Losing one player is why the Magic won by 25 points when the previous game they lost by 7. Plus he'll be back for Game 4, not that it'll make a difference now that the Magic have the momentum.

Sincerely,

Everyone not a Pistonsfag
>> Anonymous
I bet Hanley Ramirez would have made that play.

Oh well.
>> Anonymous
>>92149

Dear Gagne,

Thank you

Sincerely,
The NL Central
>> Anonymous
Dear>>92199,

When that player runs the offense (which is predicated on drive and kick or finding Rip coming off screens) and can shut the opposing pg (who blew up after he left) down, yes.

Sincerely,

Not a Pistons or Magicfag but understands what Chauncey means to the Pistons
>> Anonymous
>>92590
Dear NL Central,

You fucking suck

Sincerely,
NL East.
>> Anonymous
>>92166
lol'd so hard

>>92180
>>92186
>>92199
>>92598


You guys are ridiculous!
>> Anonymous
Dear Darcy Regeir,

Kill yourself.

Sincerely,
The City of Buffalo
>> Anonymous
Dear Batman


It's all part of the plan


Sincerely,
The Joker
>> 4chan /sp/'s God
>>92601
Dear NL East and Central,
YOUR ALL FAGGOTS!

Signed NL West.
PS - Replace NL with AL in the above letter if you want the AL West's opinion on this.
>> Anonymous
Dear mom,

University has been great! But I can't wait to get home :)~

- Big Mike
>> Anonymous
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>>91862
hai guise, i am kinda good at this. I don't like to brag.
>> Anonymous
Dear Crew


So, yeah, apparently there's been a little problem around the boat lately, and the purpose of this memo is just to provide a little outline of some of the new guidelines and regulations that will come into effect soon.
If, at any time or moment, you see the white whale, you are obliged to immediately split your lungs with blood and thunder.
It should also be noted that if you wish to prevail, standard policy dictates that you break your backs and crack your oars.
On a side note, I think it's fair that I let everyone know that this Ivory Leg is what propels me.
I know things have been getting a little rough out here lately, but we're going to pull through. Trust me. As long as, with your harpoons thrust in the sky, you aim directly for his crooked brow and look him straight in the eye, everything -will- be fine. Funding is not an issue, I already cleared it with the board.


Sincerely and with love,

Your Captain, Ahab
>> Anonymous
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>>92875
1.So, yeah, apparently there's been a little problem around the boat lately, and the purpose of this memo is just to provide a little outline of some of the new guidelines and regulations that will come into effect soon.
2. If, at any time or moment, you see the white whale, you are obliged to immediately split your lungs with blood and thunder.
3. It should also be noted that if you wish to prevail, standard policy dictates that you break your backs and crack your oars.
4. On a side note, I think it's fair that I let everyone know that this Ivory Leg is what propels me.
5. I know things have been getting a little rough out here lately, but we're going to pull through. Trust me. As long as, with your harpoons thrust in the sky, you aim directly for his crooked brow and look him straight in the eye, everything -will- be fine. Funding is not an issue, I already cleared it with the board.

6. ????

7. Profit!
>> Anonymous
Dear Gavin Floyd,

Please come back to Philadelphia, we'll give back Freddy Garcia... oh wait...

Love,
Pat Gillick