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holy shit /sp/

turn on fencing, men's sabre team finals

fucking intense, this is leaps and bounds better than anything i've seen this Olympics
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this
>> Anonymous
this is boring, I don't even understand wtf is going on
>> Anonymous
That Italian guy acted like an asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>263800

The Russians and Italians have been yelling at each other the whole match, it's fucking nuts, I don't even know if they can understand each other
>> Anonymous
i swear somebody's gonna die in one of these matches, this is brutal
>> Anonymous
It seems like they spend more time arguing with the judges than fencing...
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USA plays in the gold medal match after this, but I dunno if I'll have the energy, this bronze match was ridiculous. Italy came back in vicious fashion
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>>263851
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A CRAZED MADMAN WITH A SWORD GOES RUNNING INTO THE CROWD
>> Anonymous
The USA plays the much hated French. I'll have to watch that.
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Phelps wins:
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The text commentator is pretty hot.
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The Phelps is pretty hot.
>> Anonymous
off to a shitty start
c'mon usa beat those stinky frogs
>> Anonymous
So 45 points is needed to win?
>> Anonymous
KEEETH SMART IS OWNING THE FRENCHIE
>> Anonymous
>>263890

Sort of. It's kind of a complicated scoring system. Basically, you fight until either you or your opponent have a multiple of 5, with it going toward 45, but there are time limits at play too.
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Doesn't look good.
>> Anonymous
dude Morehouse SUCKS
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THIS IS FRANCE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
>> Anonymous
>>263914
Most ironic shop ever?
>> Anonymous
27-16 for France!


FRANCE IS OWNING USA ! ! ! !
>> Anonymous
lolz usa!

36-23 FOR FRANCE ! ! ! !
>> Anonymous
>>263920

Seeing as how France is the #1 ranked team in the world and USA is #7, I'm not surprised. USA winning would be a Miracle On Ice-level upset.
>> Anonymous
what
>> Anonymous
>>263930

Let the frogs gloat.

They've sucked at everything since Napoleon, and even HE fucked up.
>> Anonymous
fucking bullshit! keeth was first to attack, by a mile.
>> Anonymous
holy shit can USA come back!?? this is epic... fuck, frenchies just got the 2nd out of the bottom of the 9th.
>> Anonymous
GOLD MEDAL FOR FRANCE !
>> Anonymous
If we had four Keeth Smarts, we would have won. Nigra has MAD fencing skillz. Plus dude can bust a tune or two.

Congrats, frenchies, we're happy to have a silver.
>> Anonymous
FRANCE WINS. TAKE THAT MICHAEL PHELPS.
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>>263954

Happy not to have this guy on our team
>> Anonymous
>>263956

Seriously.

Why did we even get a medal in this? Go Team USA.

I love how the NYT and shit were predicting that the US wouldn't have the most medals this year, and we're winning a shit ton of unexpected ones.
>> Anonymous
HELL YEAH SWORD DANCE
>> Anonymous
>>263968

Must the Chinese fuck up EVERY sport with their faggoty bullshit?
>> Anonymous
>>263971

FUCK YEAH THE OLYMPIC MASCOTS
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT LOL DID YOU SEE HIM FALL
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>>263978

China: You're doing it wrong!
>> Anonymous
Sabre sucks, épée is where it's at.