You'll be back in the NBA one day, I promise ;_;
You'll be back in the NFL one day, I promise ;_;
You will actually win an MLS cup and score a hattrick for the US Nats, I promise.
You'll be back in the Superbowl one day, I promise ;_;
You will be raped in prison, I promise.
You'll be in the Hall of Fame one day, I promise ;_;
You'll win the World Series one day, I promise ;_;