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There will be 34 College Bowls this year. Most if not all of these bowls have a sponsor in its official name (Tostitos Fiesta Bowl) or are named after a sponsor (Capital One Bowl).

Out of 120 Division 1-A teams, 68 of them will be playing an extra game.

Of these 68 teams, 66 of them will have literally no shot at officially winning a Championship. They'll be playing their extra game for the hell of it, and for money to be dished out to advertisers, sponsors, and those in charge of the bowls.

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>> Anonymous
DARRRRRRRYL...DARRRRRRRYL...
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
God Bless America.
>> Anonymous
America: everyone's a winner, fairplay, don't want to hurt kids or their parents feelings.
>> Anonymous
college football is a joke, whats new?
>> Anonymous
>>301610

This has nothing to do with that and everything to do with the fact that people will watch any bowl game because it's another opportunity to gamble.

Most teams that attend bowl games end up losing money or at best breaking even. Only the BCS bowls pay enough for a team, coaches, support staff, and band to travel, lodge, eat, and still make a profit.
>> Anonymous
>>301610
Bullshit. Duke Blue Devil football is so fucking horrible that they NEVER FUCKING WIN. If they get lucky they'll win maybe one or two games. Most of the time they go through the entire season with no wins.
>> Anonymous
>>301619
I once saw a sign for Blue Devil Football when driving through NC, I lold
>> SSG Posted Here
>>301705
Imagine being at UCLA hospital in the middle of the football season. It's like one super giant downer beyond even a normal major hospital, due to all the employees being sad faced. You pray not for your survival, but for the season to end and the NCAA Basketabll tournament to begin. I assume it is the exact same at Duke.

However, I still owe my life to UCLA (operation was on a brain tumor), so I will always throw them a bone. Every other college (except Cal Poly, since my brother works there) can go fuck itself and die.
>> Anonymous
>>301530
I'm not disagreeing with whatever point you're trying to make, but look:

My school has no chance at winning a championship. But if they win the conference, the bowl game is in New Orleans. Each time I've been to New Orleans, I was drunk for 4 days, saw between 50-100 individual breastices, and got to see ESPN filming MY non-famous school to be on television.

Basically: that'll do.
>> Anonymous
>>301731

but what about the rest of the conferences?
the WAC champ has to go to Boise unless they go undefeated.
the C-USA has to go to Memphis.
God forbid your team wins the MAC championship and are forced into the Motor City Bowl.
>> Anonymous
>>301753
I'd take a dive if I was playin in the MAC championship.
>> Anonymous
>>301753
Not counting the parts overrun by crack and random gunfire, Memphis is a pretty cool town.

As for the WAC, I was about to say that they just plain suck, but then it occurred to me that out of the cities that actually contain WAC schools, Boise has got to be the fucking best one, except for Honolulu, which none of them can afford.

I don't think the WAC champ goes there, though. WAC #1 hits the GMAC Bowl, in Mobile... which is still better than Boise.
>> Anonymous
>>301534
They're professional athletes, this sort of thing rolls right off their back!
>> Anonymous
eurofag here, I never uderstood this thing. Why so many divisions and why don't they do the same as in ncaa basketball?
>> Anonymous
>>301763
Because the fagots who run collage football are greedy, cock sucking, motherfucking bastards of the highest order.
>> Anonymous
>>301712
HA HA YOU HAD A BRAIN TUMOR!
>> Anonymous
We're playing soooooftbaaaall
From here to San Diego...
>> Anonymous
Another conspiratorial factor...the more bowl games the NCAA allows, the more they can continue to argue against having a playoff. After all, how could we ever deprive those fine folks in (insert shitty city here) from all of the tradition, civic pride, and income from holding their yearly Toilet Bowl?
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
I've always said they should implement the Toilet Bowl against the two WORST teams in the league at the end of the season.

I'd watch it. IDAHO vs. ARMY GO
>> Anonymous
>>302364
i' ve thought on this and decided there should be a bowl game the week before the superbowl. take the absolute worst NFL team and play them against the best NCAA team from that year.
>> Anonymous
>>302364
That would probably be more entertaining than watching two 6-6 teams go at it in the Aunt Jemima Pancake Bowl.
>> Anonymous
>>302364
Have that game and make it mean something...

College football should adopt relegation from European soccer leagues; two worst teams play, loser drops down to the next level...meanwhile, two best teams in the lower level play, and the winner moves up.

Fuckin A I wish this would happen.
>> Anonymous
>>302379
I have a hivemind with this Anon. I've been advocating the same thing for 9001 years. It's too bad none of the major colleges have the REAL nuts to do it. Thus, we get to suffer every year being fed the bull that teams like Indiana are supposedly more worthwhile to watch as 3/4 of the SoCon.
>> Anonymous
>>302392
Amen brother.

APP STATE IN - NORTHWESTERN OOOOOOUT!

Imagine the pressure of those relegation games. Drop one pass RUIN YOUR WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL FOREVER.
>> Anonymous
>> Anonymous
I know that all that is important to the NCAA on this subject we've evolved into is the size of a school's stadium and the sports programs they offer. But, I tell you what...in a game featuring a total waste of sperm down the leg of life team like Utah State against a perennial Division II or III team like Valdosta State or Mount Union, I'd take the lower division team any day, spot you 15 points, and promise to satisfy your manhood with any orifice of your choosing should Utah State win.