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MICHAEL PHELPS IS A CHEATING SNAKE
GOOGLE AGREED DON'T BOTHER THEM ABOUT IT
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
I think it portrays that he is actually Poseidon and physical forms are his to interchange at his leisure.
>> Anonymous
>>273905
A god of the sea is fine too.
>> Anonymous
...when it's a race to the egg, only the most fastest sperm will get to it first
>> Anonymous
He's a spermatozoid.
>> Anonymous
I think it means he has a massive fucking cock that is the envy of all Asians.
>> Anonymous
>>273913
Fuck you, you ruined my son's post. Now he is crying.
>> Anonymous
But why does google thing Phelps is a sperm?

...clearly someone at Google was reading our 'how is gald formed?' posts the other day
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>> Anonymous
>>273969
FUCK YEAAARRRRRRR!!!!
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps broke the world record for exiting his mother's womb with a time of 4.5 seconds. The previous record was 5 seconds, also achieved by Michael Phelps.
>> Anonymous
That snake looks like it's wearing an Australian cap.
>> Anonymous
Moses didn't part the Red Sea. He was merely walking behind Michael Phelps.
>> Anonymous
>>274265

It's Eamon Sullivan
>> Anonymous
We need a "Michael Phelps Facts" web page so that in the years to come we can yell at people for quoting those "stupid Michael Phelps jokes".
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