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Anonymous
To: LA Times CC: Ranking the NFL's quarterbacks From: Rex Grossman Re: Being the ranked 32 on latimes.com
Hi, La Times, my name is Rex Grossman. I play QB for the Chicago Bears. You probably already knew that, so Ill continue. I am writing in regards to the quarterback ranking of 32 that I have received on your website. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Brett Favre was ranked 5 and the Packers cut Favre's ass to the Jets on in exchange for a 4th round draft pick. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that he's 38 years old.
You know what, LA Times? Two can play this game. I rank you fucking 99. I rank you a fucking 99 in The Rex Grossman Times
except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a number 1 ranking. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dicks. Go do the Raiders or something. Boom. Score one for Sexy Rexy.
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