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Urgent Letter to the Fans of ESPN! Anonymous
Dear Sports Fans,

As most of you know, especially those in the USA, ESPN is serious business when it comes to the world of sports. The history of it, especially when Sportscenter came out, is something to remember. Though, after years of success, ESPN is changing its name. Many names were looked upon, but the one of best fit, and later picked, was Brett Favre Programming Network, or BFPN.
Ever since the name change, the network itself has changed. The schedules have changed from Sunday Night Baseball to Brett Favre Tonight. Sportscenter has also changed to Favrecenter. All these changes were due to the fact that Brett Favre has become the center of attention throughout the nation, which is pretty much the world.
So for now on, there will be no more baseball highlights. There will be no more soccer highlights, though who watches soccer anyway? There will be no more football highlights (Except Brett Favre), hockey, lacrosse, curling, track or field. None of those highlights will ever be shown again. Only highlights that will be shown will be those dealing with Brett Favre. So long other sports! You will never give us the attention Brett Favre has given us. He has just become the greatest story ever!
Thank you for all your support!


Sincerely,

BFPN
>> Anonymous
i lol'd
>> 4chan /sp/'s God
>>233946
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>> John Madden
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Well, y'know, when they had heard last year that Brett Favre was retiring, they were thinking about, y'know, canceling the league. Buh-ah-buh-ba-buh... I mean, how can you play in the National Favre League without Favre? I suppose, y'know, that they could've changed the name to the Not Favre League, which would allow them to keep the same initials. Buh-ah-buh-ba-buh... huh huh, BOOM!
>> Anonymous
the other day i was watching favrecenter and wendy nix was saying she wishes they could put one of those tracking devices on brett favre.

she was dead serious.