File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
LEAVE THE RAYS TO US
>> Anonymous
That's what Boston said
>> Anonymous
You are not Matt Stairs.

You are the Phillies.

There is a difference.
>> Anonymous
Joe Buck 30 seconds ago:

"Coming up, it's a baseball game"
FUCK YOU JOE BUCK
>> Anonymous
>>424025
XD
>> Anonymous
>>424025
seriously... he should just leave.

he doesnt want to be there, we dont want him there
>> Anonymous
epic win OP

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>424044
Hasn't he said that he doesn't really like baseball anymore? That he's grown tired of it? Maybe I'm mistaken but I could have sworn he said something to that effect.
>> Anonymous
>>424058
Hes there just to make everyone RAGE now

Joe Buck, ultimate troll
>> Anonymous
>>424058
true
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK NIGGERS
>> Anonymous
Not too many cowbells right now
>> Anonymous
HERE COMES UTLEY TO RAPE YOUR WOMEN.
>> Anonymous
HOMERUN

MATT STA-

wait, what?
>> Anonymous
CHASE FUCKING UTLEY
>> Anonymous
WHERE'S MATT STAIRS??????????

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>424069
CHASE WUTLEY
>> Anonymous
GUISE dont panic, Tampa scores runs as often as my sister has unprotected sex.
>> Anonymous
What fucking channel?
>> Anonymous
>>424083
Go on...
>> Anonymous
>>424085
fox
>> Anonymous
Rays introduction is unwatchable
>> Anonymous
"Carl Crawford, batting left field"
>> Anonymous
I like how the Phillies had a Phillie Hall of Famer to introduce their lineups while the Rays had to do it themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>424086

Basically, she gets around. Therefore, Tampa wins this game by a final of 30-2.
>> Anonymous
DAMN IT HOWARD THROW IT TO THE PITCHER
>> Anonymous
Nice job Howard. Go back to eating your fucking Philly cheesesteak you bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>424097
Wade Boggs must've been busy
>> Anonymous
Fuck you McCarver "not a good start" we're up 2-0
>> Anonymous
>>424098
your sister is Matt Stairs?
>> Anonymous
I accidentally forgot to throw over, is this good?

- Ryan Howard
>> ANONYMOUS
AL "AL"WAYS BEATS THE NL!
>> Anonymous
>>424106

McCarver now thinks it's the best start ever after that.
>> Anonymous
>>424107
ARRIVE
HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX
LEAVE
>> Anonymous
it'd be different if the rays had any hall of famers.
>> Anonymous
>>424119
OH LORD
>> Anonymous
18-1anon here. There are a lot of phillies fans in the house tonight, and i am amazed at how huge of faggots they are. Even worse than soxfags.
>> Anonymous
Damn it DirecTV, stop raping old movies with your shit.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
"Damn it Utley. Also, Matt Stairs impregnated me during the pregame introductions."
>> Anonymous
hey guys. did you hear? Shane Victorino hit a grand slam off of CC Sabathia
>> Anonymous
>>424108
fail
>> Anonymous
>>424131
wow, sure is butthurt around here

I'm sorry Matt Stairs accidentally beat up your dad by glancing at him as he walked by
>> Anonymous
>>424132
fucking this
>> Anonymous
>>424131

And what are you going to call us?

Philfags?! Ahur!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>424085
pic related
>> Anonymous
>>424131
philadelphia fans are many things, but faggots they are not
>> Anonymous
>>424143

Philphags.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Ha ha, I made this pic originally.
>> Anonymous
Whooo Vic....
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
how about "awesome"?

pic related
>> Anonymous
I'm going to count how many times this announcer calls Kazmir "cashmere" throughout the game. So far I'm at five, and it's only the second inning.
>> Anonymous
>>424152
i jacked it yesterday or two days ago due to laziness


PROVE ME WRONG
>> Anonymous
Hi, I'm Joe Buck. We'd like to keep popping up stupid graphics about catwalks and the history of cowbell, unfortunately we've got a goddamn game here so I guess we'll show a bit of that too

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>424157
Joe Buck = Bill Walton

that is not a compliment
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>424150
>> Anonymous
I would be ecstatic if the Phightins could secure the World Series.
>> Anonymous
>>424160

I'm sure you jacked it, but they jacked it from me. I don't care or anything, it's just cool to see something I made re-used.
>> Anonymous
>>424169

>>Phightins

Goddamn, that's an awkward work on paper.

Actually, it's an awkward work spoken too.
>> Anonymous
GOD DAMN THOSE COWBELLS ARE ANNOYING
>> Anonymous
Goddamn it Kazmir, get your shit together. This is getting fucking ridiculous. Every game it's like this.
>> Anonymous
>>424179
it's because he isn't that good
>> Anonymous
GET FUCKED YOU SLOW FAGGOT.
>> Anonymous
say that coming.

i started fucking yelling DONT GO... TOO SHORT


FFFFUUUUUUUU
>> Anonymous
>>424179
What's the rule is if a wild pitch gets stuck in the catwalk?
>> Anonymous
Called him safe when he was out, called him out when he was safe.

Meh, I guess it works out in the end....
>> Anonymous
SCOTT KAZMIR IS THE ANTI FAILPEN
>> Anonymous
>>424187
34


Damn BJ's got an arm. But I suppose 3rd base coach should have known better.
>> Anonymous
idk what steve smith was thinking
>> Anonymous
>>424189

Smells like butthurt to me
>> Anonymous
>>424187

It starts the MULTI-BALL BONUS
>> Anonymous
>>424175
no, seriously. Im OP.... i jacked it from you. thanks for the fucking WIN
>> Anonymous
>>424187
The pitcher gets a cattle prod shoved up his ass, maintaining the cow theme; while the rest of the team sings "I'm a little teacup" whilst carrying anyone on base to the stingray tank, earning 2.312 runs apiece.

At least...that's what I've heard
>> Anonymous
>>424204
GTFO
>> Anonymous
"Way back when they were called the Devil Rays"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>424206
well, the way the Ray's pitcher is throwing, wouldn't you want to see that happen to him?
>> Anonymous
DONT TEST THE CANNON

shut the fuck up, i could have thrown him out on that. no way he should have gone on a short fly
>> Anonymous
>>424187
do NOT put this question past joe fuck
>> Anonymous
>>424157
add another one to that total
>> Anonymous
phillies in the 4th
>> Anonymous
These pitchers are such fucking jews. Let them steal, so I can get a free taco, you assholes.
>> Anonymous
howard needs to fucking homer this shit
>> Anonymous
god howard is a faggot
>> Anonymous
terrible at bat what the fuck--guys so worthless
>> Anonymous
>>424237
howard needs to stop being a douche and learn to hit ONE BALL EVER the opposite way
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY
1) Show up
2) Hit homers
3) Leave
>> Anonymous
Okay, I've held off as long as I could.

IT'S KAZZZZZMIR. KAZ. KAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. NOT KASCH. NOT KAZSH. FUCKING 'Z'. JUST A 'Z'. KAZ. KAZ. KAZ.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
fuck you niggas
>> Anonymous
lolburrell what a nigger
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
Goddammit, Phillies keep wasting opportunities.
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
>>424246
Shit was SO Kasch.
>> Anonymous
Ryan Howard

1. show up
2. strike out
3. leave
>> Anonymous
>>424245
Matt Stairs plays first base...

WHAT THE FUCK


1. sit Howard
2. Matt Stairs
3. ????
4. World Series Victory
>> Anonymous
>>424253

If they put in Stairs, they'd just put the shift on. The Matt Stairs shift: Place the three Outfields, and three of the infielders in the stands beyond the RF wall. Put the remaining Infielder behind the pitcher to protect his asshole as Matt Stairs ruthlessly rapes it.
>> Anonymous
>>424259

Matt Stairs shift is in the stands
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>424260
dont worry guys... we put the shift on
>> Anonymous
Fuck all you haters. Without Joe Buck you wouldn't know that the #1 show '24: Redemption' features the Hyundai Genesis.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
calm the fuck down guys, im going to double play this chink
>> Anonymous
>>424266
cuz matt stairs hits the baseball really far!

i get it LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>> d
good thing that asian pussy didn't follow through with his swing.
>> Anonymous
inb4 4-6-3 inning ending double play.
>> Anonymous
DP time fellas
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
typical philly fag
>> Anonymous
>>424279
pics or it didnt happen
>> Anonymous
psh, that jean shorts wearing white nigger doesnt count as a philly fan
>> Anonymous
oh Pedro... showing some leather
>> Anonymous
Who fucking called that?
>> Anonymous
D.P. Upton strikes again
>> Anonymous
LOL stupid rays fags thought they could get to cole
>> the Voice of Reason.
>>424281
They prefer to be called Philly Phags.
>> Anonymous
slow nigra is slow
>> Anonymous
>>424286

feliz is shit with the bat, but has a nice glove--dobbs is a bitch though
>> Anonymous
>>424272
is there a cock in your mouth at this very moment?

god you are the weepiest pussy on the planet
>> Anonymous
cocky nigra fail lol
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
YOU called the DP, enjoy your internet fame.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
typical nigra
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
sup guise, does philly love me?
>> Anonymous
THANK GOD ZOBRIST REMEMBERED TO PLAY RIGHT FIELD, OTHERWISE VICTORINO WOULD STILL BE RUNNIN'!
>> Anonymous
18-1anon here. The cops are everywhere. Phillie fans are a bigger problem than soxfags because while soxfags are assholes they areall skinny bitches while phillie fans are by and large enormous fat pieces of shit. I am sitting next to one and he is at least 400 elbees.
>> the Voice of Reason.
Is Upton even trying tonight? Apparently jogging has become a new standard when it comes to doing your best.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Oh lawdy lawdy lawdy, iz dat sum chickenz?
>> Anonymous
>>424295
trolled
>> Anonymous
This is the worst strikezone ever.
>> Anonymous
>>424306
CC
Grand Slam

have you heard?
>> Anonymous
is a pop out bunt the worst play in baseball?
>> Anonymous
that was a good play nigra
>> Anonymous
>>424306
god bless him. trying to steal all damn night to get us that free taco

do they make tacos with spam in Hawaii?
>> Anonymous
lol@this little spic
>> Anonymous
>>424320
lil spic can sacrafice
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK! SOMEONE STEAL A GODDAMN BASE ALREADY
>> Anonymous
MATT STAIRS!
>> Anonymous
solid baseball, cant expect ruiz to drive nigras in
>> Anonymous
Did anyone else see matt stairs in the dugout?
>> Anonymous
does anyone else chub up a little bit when they see matt stairs in the dugout?
>> Anonymous
chub, i had a raging boner
>> Anonymous
>>424325
>>424327

Sure is samefag up in this bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>424332
nope.
sure gettin trolled up in this hurr biatch
>> Anonymous
>>424325
comparing homeruns with chase, right after.
>> Anonymous
howard finally did it right this time
>> Anonymous
>>424332
lol guys, that was me again.

im the only one in this thread

EPIC WIN
>> Anonymous
lol rich doobie
>> Anonymous
My collection of star wars figures want to post, they are watching the game with me
>> Anonymous
no need to worry everyone.
Hamels always lets up solo homeruns...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
I CANNOT stand Joe Buck's announcing. Crawford hits a homerun, and he shows no emotion whatsoever. Get this fucker out of the booth and put someone halfway decent in there.
>> Anonymous
all things considered equal i think tim mcarver is a dumb piece of shit. the reason for that is he is a fucking tool
>> Anonymous
Put in Joe Theisman
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffyeah
>> Anonymous
i want Emmitt Smith and Tim Mccarver in the booth together
>> Anonymous
>>424348
"Oh btw, while we were annoying Philly's pitching coach with retarded in-game interviews, somebody homered. Huh, how bout that. NOW TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOT NEW CAR THE HYUNDAI GENESIS, FOLLOWED BY MORE HISTORY OF COWBELL"
>> Anonymous
if brett myers pitches game 2 ... does that mean he doesn't get to hit? or will they DH for howard instead?
>> Anonymous
Harry Kalas and Dewayne Staats should broadcast.
>> Anonymous
>>424362
fuck yes

>>424361
.800
>> Anonymous
WAY TO GO RETARD
>> Anonymous
tigers any1?
>> Anonymous
Fucking Joe Buck god damn
>> Anonymous
they need to bring out stairs to pitch, WTF are they thinking with this hamels joker?
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFv8CAniYQ

a chimp riding a segway. but for some reason howard can't swing a bat correctly.
>> Anonymous
there will be tacos
>> Anonymous
Taco holy shit
>> Anonymous
FREE TACOS
>> Anonymous
FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!111ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!
>> Anonymous
TACO TIME!
>> Anonymous
TACOS

fuuuuck

im not getting mine, its tainted by the rays
>> Anonymous
urge to kill

growing....
>> Anonymous
>>424408
>>424407
>>424406
>>424405
>>424404
>>424403


mivehind...
>> Anonymous
GIDP is up
>> mehungrywantcookie
>>424347
is that the kid that inspired eric cartman?
>> Anonymous
TACO BELL OWNED BY BRIT FAG?
>> Anonymous
>>424429
Hilarious as hell.
>> Anonymous
>>424013
Actually, the phrase "quality start" was created by John Lowe of the Detroit Free-Press 15-20 years ago.
>> Anonymous
You forgot something. Oh wait. To not get out.
>> Anonymous
i think tampa bay is trying to lose
>> Bobble TO A BALK? ANONYMOUS
BALK! AND BOBBLE!
>> the Voice of Reason.
Anyone else see/hear the "Bull Shit" by Maddon?
>> Anonymous
Lol Bullshit on national tv uncensored.
>> ANONYMOUS
that was a really bad call. definately a balk
>> Anonymous
That's why I love baseball, the stations never censor any of the cursing.
>> Anonymous
Lucky Howard got a chance to redeem himself...the guy is a joke most of the times in my eyes.
>> ANONYMOUS
Madden's right, it was bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>424453
After they cut his sound, he was still yelling it, and you could clearly read his lips.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>424455
>> Anonymous
I can't seem to find the strike zone. Help?
>> Anonymous
>>424453


My favorite ever sports moment like that was back when Junior Seau played on the Dolphins. He came off the field after a shitty play and there was a camera right there filming him. Some coach asked him something and he just yelled out, "HELL NO....FUCK!"

It was blatant, loud, angry, and awesome.
>> Anonymous
We'll look at it~!
>> Anonymous
I always thought players were bitches to umpires and vice-versa, but they all kiss their asses so they get calls on their side.
>> Anonymous
the challenge flag is on the field
>> Anonymous
Navarro was like BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLK about to cry.
>> Anonymous
>>424466
Yeah, it's a pretty quick change from "BULLSHIT!" to "I see what you're saying, but my feeling is..."
>> Anonymous
utley stole a base. i can feel better about eating the taco now
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I have FAITH in my rays...

Currently decked out in my old school Green and Whites...
>> Anonymous
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLK

KASHMIR BAWWWWLKED
>> Anonymous
Hey Howard, could you maybe do something useful this game? Please?
>> Anonymous
"get out of here. god damn it"

wut?
>> Anonymous
"Get outta a here, God Damn It!"
>> the Voice of Reason.
>>424472
Maddon's a strange guy.
>> Anonymous
WAIT WAIT do we get a free taco for every base that gets stolen?
>> Anonymous
>>424477
guess not
>> Anonymous
>>424477

I agree...
>> Anonymous
>>424483
no
>> Anonymous
lets go phillies!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>424474
old school?
>> Anonymous
>>424483

i wish, but no
>> Anonymous
> This is the worst strikezone ever.
>> Anonymous
>>424483
The original plan was to offer a free taco every time Howard is useless, but that would have put them out of business.
>> Anonymous
if the phillies don't score here they lose i am calling it
>> Anonymous
am i the only person who thinks joe maddon looks like michael douglas in falling down?
>> Anonymous
PAT THE EYE!
>> Master Butts !z1f7b4zXjI!!9dH
WHERE WAS THAT PITCH
>> Anonymous
>>424494
What a silly call
>> the Voice of Reason.
>>424507

Continuation, threads about to kill itself.
>> Anonymous
the rays fans are such loyal fans
their merchandise looks so clean and new
probably b/c it was bought yesterday

fuckin fags
>> Anonymous
Worst part of 9/11?

Every..
*NY game
*Sunday game
*Playoff game

God bless America. What a fucking shitty waste of two minutes.
>> Anonymous
>>424497
CAN'T UNSEE