Football teaches American values. For example, taking other peoples land by force. And wearing tight pants while you do it.
FUCK YEAR!!
Require black men to do the tough, physical labor
arbitrarily seperate into tribes that are then supposed to mean more to us than our own identities
Money comes first, even if means sacrificing your health.
The end is all that matters. Everyone forgets the means in a week.
Always work the refs. If things don't go your way, cry about it, whether or not its right or wrong.
When assaulting someone, wear something that obscures your face.
Violence is the ultimate arbiter.
>>373230good one
Mediocrity leads to failure. Failure leads to mocking and laughter.
>>373255Mocking and laughter leads to... stealing FARK photoshops?
>>373488who gives a shit, i lol'd