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the POWER of alabama football sage
ok here is my prediction for next year I know most of you will be surprised

Clemson in atlanta - clemson couldn't even beat auburn last year and alabama will be better now so we will win

Tulane- i never heard of them so we win big
Western Kentucky - isn't regular kentucky terrible enough?

Arkansas - Petrino is a bad coach who leaves his team they will be worried about this so alabama wins 42-6

Georgia - this will be tough mark richt is a good coach but john parker wilson will begin his heisman campaign here by amazing everybody and throwing for a bunch of touchdowns we win 45-39

Kentucky where'd they go last year? music city bowl lol 52-3

Ole Miss they were terrible last year so they will be again we win 50-0

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>> Anonymous
I know you're a troll, but let me remind you

Alabama 14
UL Monroe 21
>> Anonymous
>>31833
Yes but that was not our fault we had more yards it was just a freak game and the refs also made bad calls and also saban used that to motivate the team to win the bowl game. Now they are UNSTOPPABLE.
>> Anonymous
> Tulane - i never heard of them so we win bi... NICK SABAN JUST WENT BACK TO THE NFL. OH SHI-

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>31862
Let me tell you something the head coach of alabama is the greatest job in all sports NOBODY would ever leave it for ANYTHING franchione left but he sucked so whatever.
>> Anonymous
sage this after school before homework troll please
>> Anonymous
troll.
>> Anonymous
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>>31820
Alabama would lose to these guys, get real!
>> Anonymous
This just in: Bear Bryant is still dead . . . and SO is your football program.
>> Anonymous
>>31864
Greatest Job in All Sports? Fuck, I'd rather coach hockey than coach the Alabama Bloody Tampons.
>> Anonymous
>>31877
I will admit that even though we have had the stupidest coaches on the planet for most of the last 25 years (only decent one was stallings even so he only won 1 championship) they were the only things holding us back now we are about to take off and be the glory days again.

>>31880
Then you should ask nick saban, well-known as the greatest coach in the game, why he decided to come to alabama instead of anywhere else.

>>31874
lol their terrbile they lost to navy even though we lost to monroe again that was just because saban was a first year coach these things happen
>> noko
>>31820

>Clemson in atlanta - clemson couldn't even beat auburn last year and alabama will be better now so we will win

You're retarded, its only the 2nd year under a new defense and Clemson has 2 Great RBs and a pretty good QB.

>
Georgia - this will be tough mark richt is a good coach but john parker wilson will begin his heisman campaign here by amazing everybody and throwing for a bunch of touchdowns we win 45-39

Stafford, Moreno, and that D. STFU.

Also: Auburn will powerrun the fuck over you.

LSU is a mess but they still have a pretty good D.

No way that D stops Florida's spead, especially now with Emmanuel Lewis and Newton.

I'll give you 7-5.
>> Anonymous
>>31887
Dude, no first year coach should be losing to ULM. His team quit on him. And if you really think that you are going to go to Baton Rouge and beat LSU on a Saturday night, you need to stop smelling your socks.

As for the rest of your predictions.....
Clemson. Yes you SHOULD win (But You should have won against ULM, so.....)
Tulane. Never heard of them? Are you that dumbass kid who calls into Finebaum all the time? Never heard of Tulane.
Western Kent. Should win
Arkansas. Should win
UGA. Not a chance in hell. I hate to tell you this, but JPW is a terrible QB and the only way he even starts a Heisman campaign is if every other QB in the country is killed in a plane crash.
Kentucky. Win
Ole Miss. Win
Tenn. Loss. Big time loss.
ASU. Win
LSU. We've been over that.
MSU. Saban gets Croomed again.
Auburn. SEVEN IN A ROW
Bowl game: PapaJohns.com bowl vs USF. Loss 17-6
>> Anonymous
>You're retarded, its only the 2nd year under a new defense and Clemson has 2 Great RBs and a pretty good QB.

That may so but clemson had running backs leave for the draft and john parker wilson is the best quarterback in the country soon they will not even be good enough.

>Stafford, Moreno, and that D. STFU.

You may think they are good for beating hawaii and vagina boy brennan but listen mister just because everyone says they will be good they will not this is the sec and you can't predict.

>Also: Auburn will powerrun the fuck over you.

no now they are in a spread they can't powerrun even though that's what they used to do anyway it doesn't matter saban will make the players understand PRIDE for ALABAMA TRADITION and they will come out on fire i'm sorry no way auburn wins.

>LSU is a mess but they still have a pretty good D.

and we will have a better O

>No way that D stops Florida's spead, especially now with Emmanuel Lewis and Newton.

We won't need to just get a turnover or two and let john parker wilson take care of the rest

You may believe that you know a lot about football but one thing you will never understand is the FIRE that enters the heart of an alabama player as he steps on the same field where legends walked it is something that will give us the ability to do things nobody can predict.
>> Anonymous
>>31900
I don't see why some people hate on alabama by predicting seasons where we lose like that. It's not going to happen that we lose to auburn and tennesee they are RIVALS we will HATE them and that's the most important thing in college football having PASSION and TRADITION which is what makes alabama the greatest football program of all time.
>> Anonymous
>>31902
>john parker wilson is the best quarterback in the country

You really live in your own little world, don't you?

That Harvard transfer for LSU is a better QB than JPW and.....Oh wait a minute....


8/10

Pretty good.
>> Anonymous
>>31903
So where has that passion and tradition been for the last six years? Where was that passion and Tradition while ULM was busy making you the laughing stock of the NCAA and making everyone say "Appalachian State who?"
>> Anonymous
>the FIRE that enters the heart of an alabama player as he steps on the same field

The only thing that enters a Bammer players heart when he walks on to the field is the urge to steal something.
>> Anonymous
>>31907
and yet we are still the envy of college football even when the media hates us (because we took away saban from their precious nfl espn rated miami's recruiting ahead of making us number 1 which is just a joke) and everyone else bashes us every time we lose a game. The fact reason because everyone does try to belitle us is because they know our true power.

The reason we haven't been as good is because mal moore and his like an idiot and they keep hiring coaches who don't win the sec and national title it not that hard (just wait and watch what saban does starting this year), alabama is so good you get the best recruits and they play with a FIRE and other teams struggle to contend with your tradition. Just a good coach would win national championships but we always hired the mediocre and bad coaches until now. You may laugh now but you won't when your team plays us i can assure you.
>> Anonymous
>>31909
you may redicule because of that but the reason to play football is to win which is what we do. only losers and their teams will whine which is what your doing.
>> Anonymous
>>31910
Speaking of recruiting classes.....I know you Bammers are all pumped up about having the "ZOMG NUMBA ONE REKURIT CLAS !!!!!111111" but just keep in mind one thing. Do you know who had the Number one recruiting class in 2005? Notre Dame.
How many wins did that translate out to?

Oh and your whole "Everybody envies us" spiel was really funny. The only team that envies Bama is UAB because they wish they sucked as good as Bama.
>> Anonymous
>>31911
You are right. The reason is to win. You guys haven't had much reason in the last decade or so have you.....SIX IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>31912
>Do you know who had the Number one recruiting class in 2005? Notre Dame.

I know that but you don't seem to realize how much better nick saban is than everyone else he has shown that he knows how to win national championships with the talent he bring in he did it at the joke school in baton rogue how hard can it be in the school that perfected football?

>>31913
yeah but now were done underacheiving your coach is just getting started whose going to LOL now?
>> Anonymous
>>31916
Thats right....Nick Saban, with the GREATEST QB in NCAA football, Lost to ULM IN Tuscaloosa, and that LSU team you think is so awful beat the hell out of JPW also, IN Tuscaloosa.
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>>31916
>whose going to LOL now?

Everyone in the country. I mean when real schools look at Bama, This is what they see. So yes, We ALL have a good laugh at Bama's expense.
>> noko
>>31902

>That may so but clemson had running backs leave for the draft and john parker wilson is the best quarterback in the country soon they will not even be good enough.


No they didn't, No he isn't.

>You may think they are good for beating hawaii and vagina boy brennan but listen mister just because everyone says they will be good they will not this is the sec and you can't predict.

They have everyone outside of Howard returning, seriously, do you have brain damage?
Fuck it, I don't care.
>> Anonymous
>>31912
I must say, as a UABfag, I do not envy UAT. I would rather endure losing season after losing season (so far, so good, amirite?) of honest football than ever be thisfuckingclose to getting the death penalty.
>> Anonymous
Hi Troll.
>>31864
lol Franchione. Wouldn't sign a 10 million dollar extension with the Tide, but gets fired from A&M.
>>31887
Nick Saban went to Alabama over any other job because they paid him over $599 US dollars a minute for his time.
>> Anonymous
>>32092
Not to mention a couple of years ago UAB was going to hire Jimbo Fisher as a head coach to turn things around. UA Tuscaloser and Paul Bryant Jr. and the BOT had to step in and tell UAB that they were not allowed to hire him then went off and hand-picked Neil Calloway as UAB's head coach.

Translation. UAT was scared to death UAB would become dangerous and competitive to UAT and Auburn much like Southern Miss has become to Ole Miss and Mississippi State.
>> Anonymous
OP here, quit fucking bumping this troll thread. It's run its course.