File :-(, x, )
!return
So I've been thinking. Should I win or shoud I fail? Decisions, decisions.

What would you do in my shoes, /sp/?
>> Anonymous
Mets are playing 95% of the cubs tonight, still no Soto.

90 pitches of Zambrano tops too I would think.

If you can't win tonight then you don't deserve to get in.
>> Anonymous
>>358538
great teams find a way to win regardless of injuries. if the cubs can't come together and beat the mets and the failpen they don't deserve to get past their first playoff series.
>> Anonymous
>>358555

its not injuries, its called resting and preparing for the playoffs.

moron
>> !return
WARNING: Epic fail is imminent. Brace for impact.
>> Anonymous
>>358562
a Double A team should be able to get at least like 10 runs off of the Met's bullpen.
>> !return
Jobu smells blood in the water.
>> !return
JOBU HAS RETURNED!!!!!
>> Anonymous
MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP
>> Anonymous
CARLOS MOTHER FUCKING DELGADO
>> Anonymous
5-1 Mets

With the failpen that's like a 2-1
>> Anonymous
Look at them, sitting over plotting how to ruin this game.
>> Anonymous
Ollie's about to do that for them.
>> Anonymous
good thing we are pulling him and going to the bullpen, this shouldn't turn out badly.
>> Anonymous
>>358669
oh hey failpen, do i get the assist after the two run double i gave up?
>> Anonymous
>>358681
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffff
>> Anonymous
4 and 2/3 innings of the bullpen, this should end well.

and as i am typing this there goes the lead.
>> Anonymous
Failpen's working quick tonight.
>> Anonymous
oh boy
>> Anonymous
This won't end well.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
anyone want in on this? there will be 5 extra bullets.
>> Anonymous
Failpen strikes again.
>> Anonymous
Failpen avoids total implosion for the moment
>> Anonymous
>>358699

It never does, good sir.
>> Anonymous
>>358707
After I finish this bottle of whiskey I'll take it.
>> Anonymous
>>358707
you're going to kill yourself with an airsoft pistol?
>> Anonymous
Sure is Zambrano failing like the failpen.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
so did we get the playoffs yet guise?
>> Anonymous
>>358720
he's going to kill himself failpen style
>> Anonymous
COME ON DELGADOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
And Zambrano is failing so much, that he's out.
>> Anonymous
I love that slingbox commercial.
>> Anonymous
>>358733
i fucking lol'd
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Guys, I accidentaly the lead is this bad? plz help im reely scared
>> Anonymous
;_;
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
LOL METS
>> Anonymous
FUCK FUCK FCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK YOU JOBO
>> Anonymous
What the fuck Lee.
>> Anonymous
Mets, you've got this down to an art.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>358841
excuse me?
Failing?
>> Anonymous
oh man how the fuck did Hart get out of that
>> Anonymous
>>358844
its his lucky day i guess
i hate him
>> Anonymous
>>358843
Choking

The Rangers just suck from the get go.
>> Anonymous
>>358854
it appears that way, but as a rangerfan i can tell you this, we are in the hunt almost every year around june/july( unless if it gets fucked from the getgo which happens about 25% of the time ) we get to about 5 games back of the 1st place team then go on a huge losing streak in august to choke away any chances at the playoffs.
>> Anonymous
WHY HOLD DELGADO AT THIRD?
>> Anonymous
>>358858
Mets have a better timing they wait until the season is practically over.

Jesus christ, was the last good pitcher you guys had Nolan Ryan?
>> Anonymous
>>358858
The Rangers never had a chance against the Angels
>> Anonymous
wtgtf???!!?!?!? why didn't he go for home?
>> Anonymous
WHY DIDN'T DELGADO GO HOOOOOOOOOOME?????????///
>> Anonymous
fucking aguayo stopped him
>> Anonymous
>>358876
which is weird because he's been really aggressive with the runners up to this point.
>> Anonymous
FUCKING BULLSHIT THIS TEAM IS
>> Anonymous
another grand slam plz?
>> Anonymous
He should've stayed up and take the beaning like a man.
>> Anonymous
>>358876
STRATEGICAL GENIUS
>> Anonymous
Fuck yeah, whoever you are Martinez.
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Way to walk in the run.
>> Anonymous
JOBU CONFUSES ME!
>> Anonymous
jesus, i am going to have a heart attack
>> Anonymous
The Mets must be the leading cause of heart disease in America.
>> Anonymous
this is why reyes is the best ss in the nl maybe the whole mlb he'll get some runs in here
>> Anonymous
>>358896
i loled
>> SSG Posted Here
>>358895
Yea, they have been at the top of the list of causes since October 2006.
>> Anonymous
>>358896
at least he didn't fucking pop out
>> Anonymous
Oh Danny boy!!!!
>> Anonymous
MURPHY WITH THE LEADOFF TRIPLE PAST FUCKADOME
>> Anonymous
NOW THAT'S SOME FUCKING BASE RUNNING

LET'S HEAR IT FOR DAN MOTHERFUCKING MURPHY!!!!!
>> Anonymous
ONE OUT, ANOTHER CHANCE FOR FAIL NAO
>> Anonymous
Church will make these fags regret walking beltran and delgado to get to him. Mark my words.
>> Anonymous
THEY FEAR JOBU
>> Anonymous
Just shake off that concussion
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

FAIL METS FAIL.
>> Anonymous
>>358926

FAIL
>> Anonymous
SURE, ROOKIE GETS TO THIRD BASE WITH NOBODY OUT AND CAN'T GET HIM HOME. STRIKEOUT GROUNDBALL ????
>> Anonymous
THERE IS NO IMAGE MACRO FOR WHAT I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW!
>> SSG Posted Here
Vin Scully, after mentioning the bottom of the ninth inning ended for Mets, with the game going into extra innings: "And they could kick themselves the length of a New York block"

Oh, Vinnie, I love you.
>> Anonymous
>>358926
I fail at predicting teh future. ;_;
>> Anonymous
the mets think this shit is frustrating for them
try being a cubs fan and having your pitchers make a goddamn cliffhanger out of every fucking inning
>> Anonymous
Dunno why people want the Mets in the playoffs anyway, they'll just fail hard in the first round and you'll be disappointed again.
>> Anonymous
bracing for fail...
>> Anonymous
theriot should just run
>> Anonymous
AYALA IS LOOKING FOR PROMOTIONS
>> Anonymous
>>358961
fuck yes
everybody else in this thread sucks at future guessing but i am badass at it
>> Anonymous
>>358958
failpen delivers!
>> Anonymous
Tears in my whiskey
>> Anonymous
FAIL METS FAIL
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
game
set
match
>> Anonymous
LOL at the guy that just flicked off the camera
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
Let's hear those booooos
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
Failpen strikes again. Dear God this is the funniest shit ever.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Keikaku Doori
>> Anonymous
I'M SO GLAD THAT THIS GAME IS ON ESPN SO THE WHOLE NATION GETS TO SEE THE FAIL

RAAAAAAGE
>> Anonymous
i'm pushing for the 3-WAY-FAILOFF brewers and mets will be tied in wildcard and 1.5 behind the phillies. phillies can fail moar to make this happen.
>> Anonymous
As a yankeefag, I approve of this game
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
>> Anonymous
>>358983
Hey it's Mike!

I owned three of your jerseys. One purple alternate jersey from '02, a Nike throwback from '04, and an autographed authentic from '05. Man those were the days, and now you suck.
>> Anonymous
CUBS WIN!
nice way to fail again failpen.
>> Anonymous
THE FAILURE IS COMPLETE.

10/10 on the fail
>> Anonymous
A++++ fail
would lol at this fail again
>> Anonymous
Oh my as a Cubsfag I had written the game off entirely, since I thought "Ain't no fucking way Howry was going to get out of bases loaded and 1 out"

But oh my jesus the Mets just failed so goddamn hard tonight, and the Cubs almost got to 10 runs like someone said up thread
>> Anonymous
Always finding a way to lose

This time, it was the offense
>> Anonymous
the miracle cubs did it!
>> Anonymous
>>359024
Miracle???

Against the Mets and the failpen??? I don't think so. More like why did you let it go to extra innings.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
You know, I really don't care about these games and I could sit out until the post-season. But I was like "LOL" and decided to make them look like failures anyway...
>> Anonymous
>>359030
The Mets had 4 chances to win the game, it was like the Cubs were trying to throw the game and the Mets kept fumbling it
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>359001

More caps of that angry Metsfag, please. I couldn't stop laughing when they cut to him. Gifs would be even better.
>> Anonymous
>>359035

Of course they're trying to throw the game! If the mets win the wild card, they'd face the Cubs!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Lou Lol'd
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>359036

anon delivers
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>359036

Dude's friend seems awfully happy.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
don't worry metfags, the cubbies will save your season, they will make sure you win the wild card.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>359062

Got any of him shouting or standing up and clapping? Someone mentioned a fan giving the finger. Anyone got that?
>> Anonymous
>>359062
>>359077

yeah, post a .gif of him RAAAAAGGGING
>> Anonymous
>>358750

Source on this meme? I've seen it around here and it makes me lol every time.
>> Anonymous
>>359097

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
The whole thing. Going looking for other interesting things in the cap files
>> Anonymous
>>359108

I laughed harder at the guy sitting next to him
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
honestly, they don't deserve to make the playoffs. metsfag here, btw. after tonight, they deserve to fail it, and have omar blow up the entire team out of spite. if he doesn't the fans certainly will. with glee. SOME BALLS PLS
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>359108

Holy fuck I didn't even notice the dude next to him. I can't stop fucking laughing. The raging Metsfag is a mandatory post from now anytime something bad happens to the Mets.

That guy next to him needs to be isolated and posted when bad shit happens to them, too.
>> SSG Posted Here
As I mentioned before, Vin Scully was just burning the Mets as they choked again; I didn't even need to watch the game to know they were failing.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
Please, somebody isolate the smiling lunatic.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>359136
>>smiling lunatic
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>359147

Can't. Stop. Laughing.
>> Anonymous
>>359108

may it stand for all time:

METSFAIL.GIF
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
     File :-(, x)
>>359147
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>359108
If you can get the Cubs fan consoling the Mets fan I would love you.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>359147

He deserves to be pretty.
>> Anonymous
>>359172
cool photoshop filters, bro
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>359167

anon delivers
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
dumping the other things i found
>> Anonymous
>>359183
the look on the cubs fan's face says, "This will be me in 2 weeks"
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>359195
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>359200
>> Anonymous
>>359183
Awesome

>>359108
Seriously, that guy is fucking creeping me out
>> MATT CASSEL !!ZIZEM+9e4u8
>>359147
I can't stop loling
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>359200

Gif of the clap, please.
>> Anonymous
>>359147
Wait....so Tom Cruise is a Met's fan?
>> SSG Posted Here
>>359214
That's Matt Leinart, yo.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
me japanees
>> Anonymous
>>359217
The Last Samurai.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>359210

Sorry -- thought I'd posted it already, I guess it didn't go through.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>359217

Can't stop laughing. This guy is the new mascot of /sp/. Fuck Grissman.
>> Anonymous
>>359215

I think it's moot. Moot's a Yankees fan so I can imagine him taking some pleasure in the Mets' failpen.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>359227

Where did Smiling Lunatic go? Is he a figment of the mind?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ESPN graphics removed
>> Anonymous
>>359233

Dude, he's sitting right next to him. Smiling like a madman.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>359246

Holy shit, he's still there and still smiling.
>> Anonymous
Smiling Lunatic is by far the oddest, creepiest, greatest thing I've seen all week.
>> Anonymous
>>359249

FUND IT
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>359248
>Smiling Lunatic is by far the oddest, creepiest, greatest thing I've seen all season.

Fixed. When are we going to get an ED article up?
>> Anonymous
>>359251
Working on it as we speak.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Bobby Howry FTW.
>> Anonymous
>>359108
/sp/ post of the year
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>359258

Fucking died.
>> PiotrRasputin
HE LOOKS LIKE A CARDBOARD CUT OUT!
>> Anonymous
video edit coming soon
>> Anonymous
i went away for awhile
and i come back
and this thread is major lulz
>> Anonymous
>>359183

Metsfag here. I've been RAGING all night, but I came to /sp/ to find this .gif. I'm in between D'AWWW and Manly Tears right now.

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

MURPHY LEAD OFF TRIPLE. YOU NIGGERS COULDN'T HIT A FLY BALL? EPIC FAIL. ENJOY YOUR GOLF.
>> Anonymous
This collapse is as good, if not better than last year.

I'm savoring each moment as a Pirates fan, hoping the Brewers win each game, and the Mets lose each of their games. Nothing like feeling a little bit better because of how pissed off someone else is.

And for the record, you won't see ANY other fans in baseball besides Cubs fans, acting this way at a game. Mets and Cubs are tied for #1 worst fan support. I don't mean going to games and supporting them, I mean utter crybaby antics when things don't go their way. They both do it more than anyone else in the sports world, and I find it fucking hilarious.
>> Anonymous
>>359373
>Nothing like feeling a little bit better because of how pissed off someone else is.

true metsfags expect this failiure. we can't be trolled. making us laugh at the fail only helps us heal the scars the team makes in us.

thank you /sp/ for showing the bright spot of the mets: the fail
>> SSG Posted Here
Thread 358535 has already been archived.

It is probably still waiting to be reviewed by the mods, which means it can take a few days until it is available in the archive.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>359381

/wontgetfooledagain
>> Anonymous
Here is your Smiling Lunatic video, hastily put together
I'm sure there will be moar
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qg5KXqqs6s&fmt=18
>> Anonymous
>>359395
That's some nightmare shit right there.
>> Anonymous
Unfortunately I don't have the video of him clapping anymore -- the buffer ran out. I'm hoping I can catch it on the overnight replay of the game, which is starting... now.
>> Anonymous
>>359381
>Thread 358535 has already been archived.
good luck with that, i think we are about halfway through a full page of archived posts
>> Anonymous
ooooops
>> Anonymous
I finally rapidshitted the full clip from the broadcast (part one, yelling/smiling) and (part two, clapping smiling)

Do with it to your heart's content
>http://rapidshare.com/files/148306533/angrymetsfanandsmilinglunatic.mpeg.html
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
Smiling Lunatic = My new god.
>> Anonymous
>>359609

It's scary enough how he grins through his friend's RAAAAAAAAAGE. But that he's still sitting there beaming as the inning ends... I wonder if he's got some kind of lockjaw or is retarded.
>> Anonymous
Will we be deprived of access to Smiling Lunatic tonight?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>359641

Maybe he just really hates the Mets.
>> Anonymous
couldn't post metsfail.gif because this topic hasn't 404'd yet lol
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
sup guise, I wonder how many homers I'll pull against the meets on the finale.
>> Anonymous
I have been watching the game intently on both HD feeds and neither have shown either Mets Rageman or Smiling Lunatic. It's possible the rain kept them away.
>> Anonymous
So mets lose?
>> Anonymous
>>360505

Thats because the game is on SNY not ESPN

bottom of the ninth, we might get some fan reactions so sit tight
>> Anonymous
>>360523

I know that. I have both SNY-HD and the Chicago Sports-HD channels open.
>> Anonymous
he only steals so many bases because they are square like tvs