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Super Bowl 43......
Two days before the game, a sex tape of Bill Bellichick and Roger Goodell emerges, causing the Patriots to say that it is simply Bill and Roger getting strange feelings out of their system and means nothing, even with Roger repeatedly saying in the video "Don't worry, you will go 19-0 this time, you will win Super Bowl 43."
In addition, Randy Moss is all over the news when he repeatedly slaps a girl who wouldn't draft him #1 in a fantasy draft. He again denies this as he did with beating the other girl the year before, as a sign labeled "1. Randy Moss" is in his locker right behind him.
At the Super Bowl, Tom Brady refuses to shake Rax's hand, just as he did with Eli Manning. Rax, in anger, tells his defense that Brady called them all gayer then Goodell and Bellichick, causing the defense to Hulk out in anger, wanting to destroy Brady to prove their manliness.
The game remains close until the end of the game. The Pats, with small lead, lines everyone on it's defense deep, knowing where Rax will throw. Rax, saving all his incredible arm strength until the last play, throws a ball so hard that it goes through every Patriot defensive player, killing them all, and then lands perfectly into his own hands in the end zone, for only he could withstand the force of his own throw.
The Bears thus win Super Bowl 43, Rax is annointed the greatest football player in history, Bill Bellichick kills Roger Goodell in anger towards his failure of a gay lover, and then becomes An Hero. Tom Brady's penis falls off, revealing he had a tiny dick, and had always blindfolded his girlfriends and sent in a well hung black man to screw them.
Rax then promptly fucks all of Tom's exes with his gigantic penis, with Tom crying like a girl, and then Tom Brady also becomes An Hero.
Mighty Mighty Boston, seeing this all go down, actually mutates into a real troll, and then is captured by a reincarnated version of Steve Irwin.
TEH EDN.
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