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Anonymous
Sup you landlocked major sport loving anons. Surfing is the most difficult competitive sport on earth, and here's why:

1. The platform on which you are competing is never the same and is constantly moving.
2. You can't control when you can score points (wave doesn't come you're fucked).
3. Requires complex strategy where you have to get the better waves while at the same time, keeping your opponents off.
4. Physically very demanding.
5. Requires major "body-eye" coordination and fast reflexes.
6. You can drowned or be smashed against shallow reefs.

Enjoy your gay football, baseball, and basketball. Hockey gets a pass because it rulz.
>> Anonymous
>>73747

Dude, harsh.
>> Anonymous
Not a sport. Relies on judging, is therefore art.
>> thenormalyears !!CsF0PNKYVw4
This thread is so XTREME
>> Anonymous
XTREEEEEEEEME SPORTAN GAEM
>> SJ Sharkie
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I MUNNA EAT JOO SURFERFAG
*nom nom nom*
>> Anonymous
>>73762

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>73762
I'll give you figure skating. But you're also telling me boxing and gymnastics are not sports?
>> Anonymous
>>73838

Not the other anon, but boxing has the KO option which requires no judging.
>> Anonymous
>>73747
>> Anonymous
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hey duuuude, could you spread some lotion all over me?
>> Anonymous
>>73860
Reported.
>> Anonymous
>>73865
lol wat?
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>73879
Worksafe board, motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT
>> Anonymous
>>73885
do you work at a church?
>> Anonymous
>>73894
Protip: A lot of work environments do not condone nudity.
>> Anonymous
>>73838

Like>>73851
said, boxing has KO, so its something of a sport, but mostly I agree with myself, its performance art. Have you listened to the commentators after a match decided on points? "I just don't understand this card. Batista fought with twice the moxie that Andersen did, yet he's scored lower in 7 out of 12 rounds!" Perhaps if they dressed in black turtlenecks and said things like "je ne sais quoi" and "panache" it'd be clearer to you.

And gymnastics is definately not a sport. It's performance art. Very hard performance art, yes, which is why people watch it. People also watch ballet.
>> Anonymous
>>73898
i cannot delete it, i apologise to /sp/ for my retardation
>> Anonymous
Saying surfing is the most competitive sport is like saying golf is the most competitive sport. It's wrong because it's not meant to be competitive. It can be competitive, but people don't golf and surf for competitiveness typically.
>> Anonymous
>>73898
So you work in a Protestant church?
>> Anonymous
>>73747

Surfing is not a sport because there is no objective way to determine victory.
>> Anonymous
OP here. Your points are taken, anons. Thank you for not outright GTFO'ing the thread.

However, it is also understood that all of your faggot heroes in football, baseball, and most definitely basketball lawl would drown trying it. Thus it may not be a sport but still superior to your homosex sports.

Have a nice rest of the afternoon.