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Anonymous
IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS
>> Anonymous
Wow, this is the best MSNBC can put on TV right now, what the fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>279832

Well done, anon.
>> Anonymous
Maybe its the awkward technique or the anorexic bodies but I have so much contempt for this "sport" right now.
>> Anonymous
ARE YOU REUSING CATHETERS?

What the fuck??? anybody seeing this ad on MSNBC?
>> Anonymous
>>279857

think about what kind of chafing is going on with all that walking in the rain
>> Anonymous
I love this hipshaking, this sport is hiliarious
>> Anonymous
>>279835
You fucking kidding me? Those two Chinese bitches near the top have great asses, man.
>> Anonymous
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>>279865

Good god, they look like Special Olympians.
>> Anonymous
>>279832
FUCK YEAH MY FAVORITE SONG

ROLLING STONES, STREET FIGHTIN' MAN, G-SEVEEEEEN!!!!
>> Anonymous
how the fuck do you get a lead in this???
>> Anonymous
>>279870
this Russian is the Usain Bolt of female racewalking
>> Anonymous
BWAHAHAHA, she can't be stopped..

one woman is ahead and 15 people are grouped far behind her
>> Anonymous
Man...this sport will make hip and knee surgeons VERY happy.
>> Anonymous
This is like the Queensbury rules of boxing. It's like some guy got pissed that people were faster than him so he came up with arbitrary technical rules to define a new track event.

"No, no you over there running! You have to always have one foot on the ground. Why?! Because I said so! Those are the rules!"
>> Anonymous
this reminds me of the episode of malcolm in the middle where hal gets into race walking
>> Anonymous
ironically within 10 years half these people won't be able to walk at all
>> Anonymous
we only have one fucking American in this event? we're that bad at WALKING?
>> Anonymous
>>279917
Lol, I was thinking that the whole time. Why the fuck aren't they wearing those aerodynamic helmets?
>> Anonymous
Anybody already waiting for the men's 50km, I can't wait to watch it in full length.
>> Anonymous
>>279925
I think it's more of a most people don't want to touch this with a ten foot pole kinda thing
>> Anonymous
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IT'S HYPNOTIZING
>> Anonymous
>>279925
dude, we drive 2 blocks to the quickie mart.
>> Anonymous
>>279933
I want to see the 100m racewalk!
>> Anonymous
This is even worse than equestrian dressage.
>> Anonymous
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A 27 SECOND LEAD BY WALKING????
>> Anonymous
>>279945
That bitch is even cheating. You can clearly see that she loses ground contact.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>279925

That's how many people in America care enough to compete in it.
>> Anonymous
How could you not go into a jog if you're getting passed. I'd get dq'ed in no time.
>> Anonymous
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>>279917
>> Anonymous
So are there people watching to see if both feet are above the ground?
>> Anonymous
I'm going outside. I just realized I wanted to watch the Olympics but fuck. I just can't take this serious.
>> Anonymous
>>279967

And our lone entrant is 44, the oldest person on the US Olympic team.
>> Anonymous
>>279954
she must have great legs
>> Anonymous
>>279973

OMG that red suit looks amazing on Bolt. he should have wore those.
>> Anonymous
I like how slow-mo shows that basically all of them are cheating
>> Anonymous
>>279976
Yes they have a couple of persons on the track. If they used photoproof, everyone would be disqualified after ten minutes.
>> Anonymous
ahhhh, it looks like it hurts
>> Anonymous
haha Russian cheater bitch gets the yellow card
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHA

this procedure for penalties is hiliarious too
>> Anonymous
Walking is INTENSE
>> Anonymous
>>280022
Racewalking is serious business
>> Anonymous
1600 is pretty damn hot
>> Anonymous
So, from my understand the only other time I actually tried to watch this garbage "sport" for more than 10 seconds, the only real rule is, part of one foot must be touching the ground at all times. Amirite? If so, then why aren't half these bitches getting DQ'd already, cause they're clearly not following the lone rule. Even when they zoomed in talking about the water and surface, you could clearly see both feet being off the ground at the same time.
>> Anonymous
>>280116

judges suck and/or are paid off by Chinese diplomats
>> Anonymous
/sp/, let's make a pact. when the olympics leave this prison regime known as china, all london and tourist /sp/artans will attend the race walking event. we shall meet up beforehand, get pissed (londonfag for drunk), and then run past these idiots yelling out "why so slow" and other trollworthy bullshit.

and if any protestfags try and show, we'll fucking kill you.
>> Anonymous !!walw6pK4Alo
/sp/, i must say, this is the most retarded shit i've ever seen.

FUCK THE SUMMER OLYMPICS, WHERE'S MY CURLING?
>> Anonymous
OP pic makes me think of a second grade drill. Single file guys!
>> Anonymous
*Understanding*
>>280138
Prolly so bro, but I have no rooting interest in this shit so I don't even care here if that is the case. I'm being srs tho, is that not the rule? Maybe I misunderstood it and I'm seeing things... but it just seems like they're all breaking it if so. I'd lol if half the field gets DQ'd in the end and bitch who initially came in 37th place gets the gold.
>> Anonymous
>>280139
Wait, you mean we can't wear Guy Fawkes masks?
>> Anonymous
Greatest sport ever
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
that chinese girl that got DQ'd has a great ass

they all have pretty good asses
>> Anonymous
woman in first is pretty hot
>> Anonymous
how the fuck is this in the olympics yet baseball is yanked?
>> The Judge
Oh, look, she's coming up!

Slowly. Kinda.
>> The Judge
Oh lord, her legs are hypnotizing. They're like rubber.
>> Anonymous
she's getting away!!

....very slowly
>> Anonymous
if they were to piss themselves, no one would know....
>> Anonymous
Are you listening to commentaters?

"YOU SHOULD SALUTE THESE GIRLS FOR DOING THIS IN RAIN"

Yeah, fucking speedwalking. Everybody wants to see that shit. This is not a fucking sport. So many real women sports deserve the spot more.
>> Anonymous
This reminds me of that episode of Malcom in the Middle.
>> Anonymous
>>280336
Angry that your country didn't win?
>> Anonymous
>>280346

Are you joking? I wouldn't care if fucking Luxemburg won this shit. Who cares about a bunch of women in bikinis and caps speedwalking?

Hmm, I wonder if you can get a scholarship for that. Speedwalking. "ON YOUR RIGHT!"
>> Anonymous
>>280336
You try speedwalking FIFTY KILOMETERS (thirty miles) without stopping
It may seem dumb and be one of the most boring to watch events at teh lympics but that doesn't mean it's easy
>> Anonymous
>>279945

ha - 2 feet off ground = cheat
>> Anonymous
>>280369
Who cares if it's tough? Bubblegum blowing is tough. Doesn't mean it should be labeled an Olympic level sport.
>> Anonymous
>>280369

Wow, I got up today and ran 7 miles. I'm sure it was much easier than walking 14.

Yeah.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
I like how the commentator kept having to correct himself after calling them "runners"

what a fake ass sport - not to denigrate it or anything
>> Anonymous
>>280393
I didn't even say anything about running, though... You make it sound like I said running was easy.

>>280392
>bubblegum blowing is tough
wat
I taught myself to do that when I was eight?
>> Anonymous
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>>280434
NOT AT THIS LEVEL
>> Anonymous
>>280441
wow that's pretty impressive
brb calling IOC about adding Bubblegum as a trial sport in 2012
>> Anonymous
>>280444
While you're at it add hot dog eating, juggling, and chess.
>> Anonymous
>>280434
Doing a handstand for 16 hours would be difficult. That does not mean it should be a fucking sport.
>> Anonymous
>>280116
They also aren't allowed to bend their knee as long as the foot is touching the ground.