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/sp/ how come england has never won the Eurocup, but greece and and russia (ussr) managed to win one
>> Anonymous
You compare the USSR to Greece? Fucking amerifag who dont know his football history
>> Anonymous
They also have never won the World Cup. England has been given it as a present by the referee, but that's a different story.

Basically the same reason why Spain has yet to win anything: They are no tournament team in contrast to, for example, the German one.
>> Anonymous
>>165631
They think it's all over - It is now, it's four!
begs to differ
>> Anonymous
Spain has won 1 Eurocup...
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>>165631
Jesssssus. Kraut bbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww. You're through to the quarters, you've won three times as many WC than us anyway. 66 get over it... They goes for the English that are still sticking to it.
>> Anonymous
>>165683
I haven't eaten Kraut in my whole life and don't say "you" when you mean the DFB's football team.

>>165657
Oh right, but still, 1964 is a tad long ago for the likes of Spain and thinking on WC level, they haven't advanced further than the quarterfinals since 1950.
>> Anonymous
if usa wasnt illegally banned from eurocup they would win it first year like fifa
>> Anonymous
Because they always choke on penalties.
>> Anonymous
Us greekfags got lucky and our players were at their ideal age(28)
>> Anonymous
Euro 96-lost on penalties
world cup 98-penalties
euro 2000-useless
world cup 2002-david seaman
euro 2004-penalties
world cup 2006-penalties.
Dear lord,what a record for losing on penalties.
>> Anonymous
>>165715
Euro 96-you cry like a bitch
world cup 98-you cry like a bitch
euro 2000-you cry like a bitch
world cup 2002-you cry like a bitch
euro 2004-you cry like a bitch
world cup 2006-you cry like a bitch.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo1jBSsx_uY

David Beckham is doing a good job at representing England.
>> Anonymous
actually that stretches to world cup 90 when england lost to germany.Lol.Wait,england have always failed since they blew a 2 goal lead to the germans in the 1970 world cup
>> Anonymous
>>165715
Protip: If you know, you're not good at something, try to avoid it. In this case: lose in the regular time.
>> Anonymous
England claims to have the top league but then as it turns out their best players are not English. Oops!
>> Anonymous
Because English players play such one-dimensional football and suck.
>> Anonymous
Our team should just be Steven Gerrard alone. Then we would win everything
>> Anonymous
>>165716
Euro 96-get through to the final on a lottery
world cup 98-you cry like a bitch
euro 2000-you cry like a bitch
world cup 2002-you cry like a bitch
euro 2004-you cry like a bitch
world cup 2006-you cry like a bitch.
>> Anonymous
If another team misses 2 penalties against england,don't worry.you can count on them missing 3.
>> Anonymous
>>165758


You mean a team of Carraghers.
>> Anonymous
>>165631
germans can't score their own goals, they need to import poles to do the work for them
>> Anonymous
how can you sent over 9000 state even though you have only 1 queen and 1 PM???
and yet not win and yurocup?
yes UK i mean you faggot!
>> Anonymous
>>165817
how about we talk to bush and have him liberate you? faggot
>> Anonymous
World Cup 98 - BECKHAM'S FAULT!
Euro 2000 - KEEGAN'S FAULT! (lol, this probably actually was)
World Cup 2002 - SEAMAN'S FAULT!
Euro 2004 - URS MEIER'S FAULT!
World Cup 2006 - RONALDO'S FAULT!

Hmmm...
>> Anonymous
ENGLAND SHOULD JUST PLAY FOR TEAM USA (FIFA CHAMPIONS) SINCE THEY'RE BASICALLY THE 52ND STATE (CANADA = 51)
>> Anonymous
>>165826
TEAM USA(FIFA CHAMPIONS) SHOULD JUST PLAY FOR ENGLAND SINCE THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME AS ENGLAND, BUT LESS IMPORTANT AND WITH EVEN MORE FAIL
>> Anonymous
>>165758
Yeah. Then slightly above average team would become a... wait... a slightly above average team. Of midfielders.
>> Anonymous
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They left the English team to me. Nice work, huh?
>> Anonymous
I hate english fans because they think that their teams are the best because they are english, when in reality it's because they have the most jewgolds and import the best players.
>> Anonymous
>>165815
Most German players are playing for Germany, since they have been living there all along.
Podolski moved as a two-year-old, I doubt you can call him a Pole. He is, of course, a child of Poland, but that's missing the point. If you want to take pride in him, do so, I couldn't care less.
>> Anonymous
Because, like half of Europe, they haven't.

Portugal have never won a major cup, so they are now officially a laughing stock.
>> Anonymous
>>166742
this eurocup will be ours this is the time, and fucking greece this euro was proved that they didnt deserved to win the last one
>> Anonymous
>>165631
humm in 65 they won in england, and spain won in 64 the eurocup
>> Heynonnynonnymous
>>166774

PORTUGAL DOESN'T DESERVE ANYTHING KOS THE WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY SMELLS LIKE FISH HURHURHUR
>> Anonymous
>>165817
How about you learn English so we know what the fuck you're trying to say.
>> Britannian Anonymous !4bbKDTSEQc
>>165618
Because England lose constantly on penalties for some strange reason. They've lost on penalties more often than not in every tournament they qualify for.

The English players also play one dimensional football and lack technical skill on the ball due to an emphasis on physicality and winning at all costs in youth football. (Kick the ball to the biggest boy on the pitch and he'll usually score either with a header or power shot)

English players make up just over a third of the Premier League, but very few play for the top 4 clubs. Arsenal have one englishman who is a regular starter.

I for one am glad we didn't qualify, it made our ancient and archaic FA sit up and notice how shit a job they were doing at all levels of the game. As well as making the clubs themselves take account of the mass of foreign imports they have even at youth level. Maybe in the future (by 2012/2014 Euros and World Cup) we will have enough skillfull English players to make a stand.
>> Anonymous
>>165631
They won the 1966 one.

Despite having one of the more competitive leagues they have only won 1 world cup.

Fucking weird is what it is.
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>>166815
Said i think is a problem of how they are trained in the juvi leagues.
>> Anonymous
they won the world cup on their own soil, so they only half-won it.
>> Anonymous
southamerica > all you eurofags.
>> Anonymous
>>166815
Do you really import youth football players?.
That cant be right.

So when exactly can you actually JOIN and play football in england?.

If you are 12-16 and want to play football you have to compete with the foreign kids?