OK /sp/, describe the outcome of this game for me.
JOBU FTW
ROSSENBAGGA
Vaughn will have over 9000 wild pitches, but still strike out 20. Rowengartner will strike out 10, but throw the infamous eephus pitch, so no home runs.2-1 Cubs, only because only kids can beat Ricky Vaughn.
WILD THING
Both teams managed by the kid from Little Big League! lol
Well seeing how Wild Thing is a closer now, he wouldn't last very long.
JOBUROSSENBAGA
That reminds me, is Major League II worth watching? Or is it complete shit?
>>309875Mostly complete shit.
>>309875shitsux but still enjoyable
>>309875I advise you stay away from III all together.
There's going to be a major league 4 movie.
>>310010I think 3 was better than 2, but they did both suck.You want me to give him the off speed stuff?You got anything else?No.
I think Hollywood should make this movie
How did the Cubs manage to play 16 extra games that season?
>>309832OK, Say the winner has to play the California Angels from Angels in the Outfield.Which team wins that one?
It doesn't matter because they all play ball like girls.
>>310345What did you say?
I said...YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL
>>310363I lol'd at the filename
>>310363
>>310381That's it!Jobu will end you!
>>310439HEY BARTENDER JOBU NEEDS A REFILL!
score's finally updated
>>310457No E's for Cleveland?
>>310439the allstate guy swings at anything even moving cars
this just in, i ate rowengarner game over.
>>309832Why have the Cubs played so many more games than the Tribe?
>>310542The Indian's bus broke down.They're playing tripleheaders for the remainder of the season.
Which one is it where the Buzz plays a Ted McGinley managed Twins squad? 3?
>>310582Back to the Minors, so yeah, the third one.
>>310584With the pitcher who could only throw 40 MPH.
Ricky Vaughn get's pissed that he gives up a homerun to a John Kruk look alike, keeps his composure until Rowengartner steps in (he said Vaughn had a big butt while he was on 1st in the third inning), Vaughn promptly hits Henry in the head, killing the child. Henry's mom hooks up with Jake Taylor while Chet Stedman is placed on waivers and slowly drinks himself to death while playing on a non-affiliated A team.
>>310633But who wins?
THE KID'S GOT NO STRIKE ZONE!
>>310338I figure if they play the Indians, Cerrano puts a voodoo curse on the Angels, preventing divine intervention.Indians win it 3-0If it's the Cubs that face them, the Angels win it 4-1.
>>310654Willy Maze Hays steals home on Henry's underhand pitch in the 7th to tie it up, Dorn then hits a solo shot in the 8th (off Henry's replacement) to give the Indians the 2-1 lead. Vaughn slips on a baseball on his way out to the mound in the 9th. Harrison comes in to strike out the side with Crisco, Vagisil, and Bardahl. Indians win 2-1.
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
>>310685omg this man makes sense