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Anonymous
I have a serious question for you, /sp/

Would you have horrible, disgusting sex with John Clayton if it meant your favorite team winning the Super Bowl/World Series/Finals/Stanley Cup/etc.?
>> Anonymous
even female /sp/ (oxymoron) wouldn't nevermind a dude
>> Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
My team would have to win like 5 years in a row, then yeah, because all the money I could make in betting.
>> Anonymous
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MMMkay?
>> Anonymous
>>463747
>>463747
>>463747
>>463747
>>463747
>>463747

pretty much this. and it would have to be ALL of my teams in MLB/NFL/NBA/NHL
>> Anonymous
>>463747
THIS. and I would need a lot of Coke during and therapy after.
>> Anonymous
>>463755
bricks were shat
>> Anonymous
Oh my god. I just did a google image search, confirmed that OP's pic wasn't shooped, and threw up a little.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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>> Anonymous
If I were a girl I'd have his alien babies through a sperm bank for a Cleveland title. No way is he getting close to me though.
>> ArsenalFC !3aV0WyLT9Y
id do it for arsenal to win the premiere league.

imagine giving birth to that massive fucking head.
>> Warriorsfag !mOntaR93q.
oh skeletor

he's so dreamy
>> Anonymous
>>463776

When I saw John Clayton on ESPN for the first time, I felt a little better about myself.
>> Anonymous
>>463738
I'd do a handy for a Giants world series title.

I'd blow him for a Niners super bowl though.

in b4 HAW HAW GAY = SF jokes
>> Anonymous
No. That sort of thing just undermines the whole thing. Besides, the shame of knowing my teams cheated to win and the shame of having fucked Clayton ... an hero would be my only option.
>> Anonymous
If it meant the Blazers three-peating (Portlandfag reporting in), I would make vicious love to this man.
>> Anonymous
I'm an cardfag who hasn't won shit in so long. I'll do it as long as ESPN promises not to shit on the Cardinals, even when they are being successful.
>> Anonymous
On several conditions I would say yes. If all of my teams in all major sports were guaranteed the victory for one we could talk. Second, the victories would be because of divine Karma by God interceding and making them good due to my act, ie no cheating or anything. And three... it can only be once
>> Anonymous
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Already did!
>> Anonymous
Well, I don't need to for The Red Wings... But I would do it if it meant the Lions winning the super bowl. I would also bet every penny I had on the Lions. And since they'd probably go off at like 1:500 shot to win the Super bowl...I think I could live comfortably for awhile. At least comfortably enough to afford all the therapy and hypnosis I would need to forget the incident.
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>463738
...yes. If it meant the Cubs winning? Yes.
>> Anonymous
>>464053
I'll join in. We can have a threesome and the Cubs can win two years in a row.
>> Anonymous
>>463738


I already have disgusting sex with Dirk Kuyt. John Clayton only makes my battered penis hard.


(ps were gonna win the League and the CL)
>> Anonymous
>>464072
Throw in a goat, go for 3 years!
>> Anonymous
No, I don't care that much.
>> Anonymous
>>464079
>>464072
>>464053
Throw me in.
4 years!
>> Anonymous
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Yes...the Buffs need it.

I'll take Final Four win or football NC.
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>464322
Cuuuubs orgy!
>> Anonymous
I'd do it just for the dude's football knowledge. Dude is a wizard, no wonder his dome is so big.
>> Anonymous
What if we could guarantee a hated team never wins their league's championship?

It would be worth it just so the Browns will always suck (even though they really do)
>> Anonymous
I'd do it for a 4 year Saints dynasty.
>> Anonymous
Yes.
>> Anonymous
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surely im not the only one who has seen this? these two look like fucking twins.
>> Anonymous
Fuck no, the Phillies just won the world series.
>> Anonymous
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>>464402

>I'd do it for a 4 year Saints dynasty.
>I'd do a 4 year Saints dynasty.
>4 year Saints dynasty.
>Saints dynasty.