YOU HEAR ME!?!
>>294362Too late mother fucker, Phelps sperm moves 3times faster than the normal sperm.
Phelps is a pimp.
BIG EARS GOT GAME
>>Phelps spermKACHING!
Are they sleeping together? Before mirage? Does America approve?!
>>294765>miragelol oh the spelling fail
>>294765>mirageis this like that word play thing that people do with words
Isn't he just being seen with her in order to squelch the rumors that he's gay?
>>294779He's not gay, I swear. I have never done anything gay with my Phelps.
Stephanie Rice was dating the Aussie 100m swimmer, was she not?Apparently they took "a break" to concentrate on the olympics. Man, I'd be raging if I were her boyfriend.
you know what they say about guys who are this attached to their moms
I bet if they had children the kids would probably look like dolphins.
Eamon Sullivan, peoples
>>294799That's the name I was looking for, cheers.Lucky bastard he is.
>>294782>>294799If I recall correctly, before one of his swims, the announcers were talking about them and said that she dumped him.
>>294782She is concentrating on the olympics. The parts of the olympics after the races where it's a giant athletic fuck fest.
I heard Phelps is pretty... well not the smartest guy... Would anyone want him for anything other than the money?
>>294810It's possible, but that's not the story they're telling.From what I understand, it was a pretty big deal kinda power couple and typically, they try to end those things gracefully (at least towards the public)
Sage for soap opera faggotry.
not even hot you faggotsgtfoh
>>294782Yea, and I think he was supposed to be a gold medal favorite. He only ended up with a silver.
I don't know why /sp/ is so in love with this guy. He's the kind of douchebag most of the fags on this site hate. If he weren't American I would have rooted against him in the olympics.
>>296148BECAUSE HE WON 8 GOLD MEDALS BABY!
>>296156Doesn't make him any less of a faggot.
>AmericanI think you answered your own query. It's the same reason we cheered for gorilla dunks and loli gymnasts.
>>294362Avg bitch is avg 6.5 out of 10>>296148Fuck phelpsFUCK YOU ALL
>>296148because he's the embodiment of a regular guy who has achieved an improbable dream.Phelps is tall but only has an above average build and eats 12000 calories a day. His favorite food is pizza and pasta, yet he was able to stash all those golds.People hate because a normal person can relate to him more, unlike godlike athletes.
>>296194He eats that much because he burns that much. His achievements are great, but he's still an asshole.
>>296201An asshole your faggot ass could only wish to be. Shut the fuck up you jealous faggot.
He looks average too- then again all them gold medals are blinding!
>>296204I'm not the one slurping on his cock.
Shit was so splash.
>>296201dont doubt that he's a dick. he's a dick that won a perfect 8 for 8 gold medals, however, so I can ignore it.
>>296082Looks?
>>296194most professional athletes eat like that out of necessity not out of being a slob, like you.
i really don't get where this "he's a douche" consensus came frominternet trolls i can only assumemost people say that he's an uber nice guyhe was a dork who was picked on at school, not the jockish asshole i guess some people envision. there's no way someone like that could have turned out a douche.
>>297632he was a dork who was picked on at school, not the jockish asshole i guess some people envision. there's no way someone like that could have turned out a douche.people who used to be on the bottom rung but suddenly become popular often become douchesthere are many many stories and movies about thislike Mean Girls
Phelps = Dork whose only interest is swimming.So unless you want to talk about swimming and techniques to win in swimming....Look for another lover who would actually put out.
PHELPS WOULD GIVE ONE MEAN HANDJOB
>>297662this is what your penis will look like when he's through
>>297653except, like i said, there is no evidence to support that this is what he has become (aside from internet hearsay from people who browse 4CHAN OF ALL PLACES) whereas there is plenty of evidence that he is still a nice guy.
Sullivan could get way hotter bitches than rice
Rice would be prettier if she got a nosejob, fuckin hooknose jewAlso, gotta feel a little bad for the French camwhore... but not really.
>>297735this.he could date pretty much anyone he persued
They're both ugly. They deserve each other.