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So why are Australia so shit this Olympics?
>> Anonymous
because australia IS shit
>> Anonymous
Vegemite weakened their bones.
>> Anonymous
Because all of their judges are firmly entrenched up China's asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>283281
Vegemite is American owned... I smell a conspiracy.
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>>283261
Because Josef Fritzl is the only patriotic person they have.
>> Anonymous
>>283287
He was just using the American training regime on his would be gymnast daughter.
>> Anonymous
John Coates planned all this.

1. Hype the fuck out our medal forecast. GONNA GET 9000 MEDALS CUNTS, GET READY
2. Australia does poorly because the teams we fielded were shithouse
3. Coates conveniently comes on camera and says OH DEAR I WILL HAVE TO REVISE THE MEDAL COUNTR DOWNWARDS; I MEAN WE COULD GET MORE BUT WE NEED MORE MONEY
4. MORE MONEY
5. MORE M-O-N-E-Y
5. Kruddyboy gives Coates MORE MONEY
>> Anonymous
Aussie riders crash out in BMX finals
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/22/2343591.htm?site=olympics/2008
Hockeyroos finish fifth in Beijing
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/22/2343856.htm?site=olympics/2008
Kookaburras fail to defend title
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/22/2343111.htm?site=olympics/2008
Stingers relegated to bronze medal play-off
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/19/2340499.htm?site=olympics/2008
Boomers blown away by US
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/21/2341895.htm?site=olympics/2008
Cook and Barnett sent packing
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/18/2338089.htm?site=olympics/2008
Schacht, Slack out of beach volleyball
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/16/2337502.htm?site=olympics/2008
No joy for Aussie table tennis teams
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/14/2335978.htm?site=olympics/2008
Hackett denied 1,500m hat-trick
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/17/2337826.htm?site=olympics/2008
Disappointed Tomkins bows out
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/17/2338037.htm?site=olympics/2008
Aussie judoka sent packing
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/14/2335778.htm?site=olympics/2008
Canada win men's eights, Australia sixth
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/17/2338012.htm?site=olympics/2008
Aust cycling plan 'came back to bite us on the bum'
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/20/2341653.htm?site=olympics/2008
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>>283263
what he said
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>>284259

But I'm just the sweet old man who lives next door. Like Harold.
>> Anonymous
>>284395
this may be one of the most anti-australian posts i have ever seen.

and surprisingly it contains nothing but straight facts.
>> Anonymous
>>284448

I posted that and I'm strayan

Every fucking person in the entire country knows we had a fucking fail olympics but no one will say it publicly.