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Anonymous
EliteXC is finished. Over. Finito.

EliteXC and Gary Shaw poured tons of hype and advertising on this bum, Kimbo Slice. They made him the face of EliteXC and now they have crashed/burned.

UFC wins again.
>> Anonymous
they still have gina
>> Anonymous
Kimbo "Silverback" Slice
>> Anonymous
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lol, he got fucking owned by some no name scrub who hadn't fought in a fucking year who had a few hours to prepare IN FOURTEEN FUCKING SECONDS!

to all the faggots out there who thought he should take on fedor, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
Petruzelli is a mediocre light heavyweight who quit MMA for over a year becuase he sucked so much. And he made Kimbo look like a wimp in 14 seconds.
>> Anonymous
>>380913
in those 14 seconds, you just saw a whole sporting organization crumble and fall
>> Anonymous
>>380946
owwww my eye!
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Good riddance, EliteXC. Another shitty MMA promotion bites the dust.
>> Anonymous
did anyone else see gary shaw freaking out in the background?

it was the best thing ever
>> Anonymous
Lol at the commentators

"Most incredible victory in MMA history"
>> Anonymous
I liked the "If you have a dream, if you're willing to step in a cage and willing to fight for your life, YOU can be anything you want."

No fucking clue what that was about.
>> Anonymous
someone needs to get a gif of this.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>381019
the You Have a Dream speech
>> Anonymous
>>381019
So if I beat somebody up in a parking lot, I can be the next Kimbo?
awesome.jpg
>> Anonymous
wow. kimbo's career is done. gtfo
>> Anonymous
So now do they hype the kid?

"He grew up......... in the suburbs.... he was a streetfighter...... gamer. He beat our best star????? Kimbo... what's his name"
>> Anonymous
Just watched it on da tube.

I would have been pissed if I payed money to get into that fight.
>> Anonymous
XC will have him fight again, they aint done milking em yet
>> Anonymous
Anyone else see Hulk Hogan's old ass looking like "LET ME INTO THE RING BROTHER, I'LL LET HULKAMANIA RUN WILD IN MMA!"
>> Anonymous
HOW WAS GINA'S FIGHT? ANY UNEXPECTED NUDITY?!
>> Anonymous
I didn't even watch it all. I was watching a tv broadcast of Jackson vs Griffin, I tuned in to see Kimbo get his ass knocked the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
>>381090
no, not even a nip slip

also, she was fighting a bitch with male pattern baldnes
>> Anonymous
>Frank Shamrock, Ken’s adopted brother, is on site to announce on the CBS broadcast. The former UFC and Strikeforce champion volunteered to take the fight on no notice, but he is a middleweight who is coming off a broken arm in his last fight.

Frank would've done it in 13
>> Anonymous
>>381090
no, but she was nude at the weigh ins. pic related
>> Anonymous
>>381118
>pic related
you fail
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH, GINA WAS NUDE AT WEIGH INS AND HERES PROOF

http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/2008/10/04/gina-carano-towel-slip-photo-elitexc-weigh-ins/
>> Anonymous
>>381182

DAMN THOSE HANDS
>> Anonymous
Did anybody see Gina Carano and the other chick's reach stats, they said 66" and 66 1/2 ". LOL
>> Anonymous
Wait.... If elitexc and Affliction are teamed now. Doesnt that mean Fedor will fight in elitexc?
>> Anonymous
Gina easily had the best fight of the night. The kimbo fight was a joke just like I thought it would be. Shamrock would of broke his fucking ankle into pieces. Hopefully everyone will realize now what people have been saying for a while, Kimbo is a fucking bum who wouldn't even make it in the fucking WWE.
Why dont all the MMA organizations just combine into UFC, they can have fights every weekend. The product would be much better, their wouldnt be so many fucking titles.
>> Anonymous
tonight's fight proves why MMA sucks

either it's a fag grab fest for 8 minutes or a 14 second TKO

fuck that
>> Anonymous
>>381453

better yet, they all combine under DREAM. much better ruleset.
>> Anonymous
>>381472

you suck for not getting mma. if you can't appreciate the ground game then gtfo, we don't want you watching.
>> Anonymous
>>381480
>not getting

what don't i get? that it's a pile of shit?

hey guise let's combine a lots of diffarent combat styles and pit them togethar sounds awesum

14 second TKO
>> Anonymous
>>381480
time for troll defense on why my sport is gud
>> Anonymous
so does anyone have a link to the fight? i missed watching kimbo get his over hyped ass whooped down by a jobber.
>> Anonymous
>>381491
/facepalm

kimbo is not fucking mma...
>> Anonymous
>>381473
Dream tourneys are nice, but fights that go long where people start getting cut is gonna destroy the sport because they are going to have to get replaced. This happened at the last dream, they had to add a sub into the mix because someone got hurt in a close match. They should just take the name UFC, its known in the US than any other name. UFC is even starting to have many shows across the pond.
>> Anonymous
>>381507
>not MMA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbo_Slice
>> Anonymous
>>381491

>14 second TKO

Thats what happens in real fights sometimes. Not every thing is like Street Fighter. Put the controller down, and go outside.
>> Anonymous
>>381510

not so much the tourney's, but i really enjoy the 10 minute openining round and the ground knees. ground knees really punish shitty wrestlers, which american mma is full of. 10 minute round sorts out the the faggots from the real fighters with cardio.
>> Anonymous
>>381531
>Thats what happens when I don't comprehend the reply. I look like an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>381515

not sure what this is but i meant that kimbo doesn't fucking represent the whole of mma. he is a mixed martial artist (barely) but no. just no.
>> Anonymous
>>381541
>he is a mixed martial artist (barely)
>he is a mixed martial artist
>is a mixed martial artist
>mixed martial artist
>> Anonymous
>>381472

it just proves that elite xc sucks (did that need to be proved?). elite xc is the bottom of the fucking barrel as far as mma goes. i wish any other org got the cbs deal. now everyone thinks this dogshit is really what mma is all about.
>> Anonymous
>>381548
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>> Anonymous
>>381539
>>381539

>I am butthurt about be called out for the fag I truly am.
>> Anonymous
I am aware of the UFC/MMA faggotry sweeping the nation, but who is this Kimbo Slice nigger and when did he appear?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>381571
a guy that got famous for raping white women and beating up high school kids in youtube videos.
>> sage
>>381571
he fought queers on the streets and tried to legitimize the faggotry MMA "sport" but failed in epic fashion and his 15 minutes are up, hopefully along with the MMA fad.

for all of us let's hope it dies soon.
>> sage
>>381568
>I have no defense for a sport I like except throwing butthurt insults thus proving it's a pile of dog shit.
>> Anonymous
MMA needs to unite look whats happened to boxing
>> Anonymous
>>381571
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>381577
this
>> Anonymous
>>381595
14 second TKO
>> Anonymous
>>381592
as long as shit orgs liek elitexc represent it, mma will never get enought traction to escape basic cable.
>> Anonymous
>>381604

is that supposed to enrage me? i fucking hate kimbo slice and lol'd fucking hard when his overhyped nigger ass got KO'd by some no name light heavyweight. -1/10
>> Anonymous
>>381620
yes because it proves how shit MMA is. why the fuck do i want to watch some dude knock out a fat nigger in 14 seconds? i can go to youtube and save my time for real sports. thank you.

MMA = grabfest for guys balls
>> Anonymous
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY KIMBO GOT LAID THE FUCK OUT. FINALLY. Seth Petruzelli is my hero.

He's such a fucking nigger that I hate him. He doesnt even touch off when Seth puts his glove out in the beginning like what the fuck? Horrible sportsmanship and he got what he deserved. Especially for turning his back on Shamrock at weigh-ins.

and I'm not being racist because I am half black myself. inb4nigger
>> Anonymous
stupid nigger thought he was good because he had 3 wins to serious NO NAME/OLD RETIREES

finally got a real competitor to lay him out
>> Anonymous
>>381632
LOL, did you watch any other fight? All the others ones were pretty decent. The only thing this proves is that Kimbo is way over-hyped by eliteXC. Go back to baseball you faggot, you call that shit a real sport. OOO you hit a ball yours t3h best ever.
>> Anonymous
>>381588
>I am still butthurt.

I really dont give a shit what you think, I just find it funny calling out ignorant fags.
>> Anonymous
Just watched it.

Did Kimbo trip?
>> Anonymous
>>381650
people that don't agree with me != ignorant

>>381649
which one? the minute or less TKOs or the boring judo grabfests?
>> Anonymous
>>381665

no. seth's shitty push kick/jab combo just worked really well on niggerbo.
>> Anonymous
>>381676
first fight was good
>> Anonymous
Kimbo showed no improvement since May.

Kimbo had a weight advantage and instead of going to the ground, rushed in like the stupid nigger he is.

Kimbo could not defend himself and should be glad the ref called the fight.

Kimbo would probably lose to Gina Carrano in striking and ground.

Kimbo needs to go back to the gutter he crawled out from. Look at Arvloski and the Slice, see a difference? I do.
>> Anonymous
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what happens after a real sport victory
>> Anonymous
>>381676

watch this fight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kEl-I_iUZQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRs_YEKxWtU

if you still think mma is shit, than it's just not for you.
>> Anonymous
>>381676

by judo do you mean jiujitsu?

anyways, mma does suck, im going back to nigger worship (american team sports).
>> Anonymous
>>381692

lol, never seen pride have you.
>> Anonymous
>>381695
flail, punch, fall over, grab, kick, grab repeat
>> Anonymous
ROFL
>> Anonymous
>>381698
that means SEC and NFL NFC East football

not enough nigs in the MLB or NHL
>> Anonymous
>>381687

>Look at Arvloski and the Slice, see a difference? I do

fffffuuuuuuuckk. i was watching with my dad, and after he saw the arlovski fight he said kimbo would beat him. i fucking swallowed a big lump of rage, and then explained why it was almost impossible for that to happen. than kimbo lost and i was just sooo happy. i hope he gets so depressed he fucking an hero's.
>> Anonymous
Honestly, the moral of this story is:

Gina is hot. I mean, sure, she could kick my ass (hell, she could probably kill me with her bare hands), but I would kind of enjoy it, because she's fucking sexy.

There's something alluring about a girl who could beat the shit out of you. It's not usually a good thing, but every now and then...
>> Anonymous
>>381707
Kimbo or your dad?

I vote your dad.
>> Anonymous
>>381700

how about this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwKSCIZ2zNs#
>> Anonymous
>>381720
all MMA has is brutality. no grace. no athleticism. something REAL sport has. continue with your fad.
>> Anonymous
>>381728
yeah we can tell who you were in high school


fucking geek go play WoW
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>381732

Wow, you sound like the tuffest tuffguy on the internet.
>> Anonymous
>>381728

Wrestlers (who make up most American MAAists) are some of the finest athletes in the world.

tldr im enjoying this troll because i like talking about MMA
>> Anonymous
>>381728
never seen a gsp fight have you?
>> Anonymous
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>>381738
>> Anonymous
>>381738

not a tuf guy. in fact i hate 'the ultimate fighter' only newfag mma fans like that show. just not a faggot who cries over a little blood.
>> Anonymous
>>381738
this fight will change your mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHHfW24-zg
>> Anonymous
this is mma:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7QclQuq1Rs
>> Anonymous
Enjoyed watching the worthless fucker finally get his. Laughed 10 minutes straight. Then went back to Bleach.
>> Anonymous
>>381751

that was way too much of a mismatch. if you want fedor watch this

http://vhead.blog.sina.com.cn/player/outer_player.swf?auto=0&vid=1615840&uid=1265539201
>> Anonymous
>>381765
seriously why didnt anyone give him some crocop vids to look at?

crocop = MMA
youtube it
>> Anonymous
>>381747

lol, that's one of the most brutal stomp out ko's i've ever seen. +1
>> Anonymous
>>381775

o rly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-YoSJ9MLQQ
>> Anonymous
>>381782
awesome, i miss Pride

and all in wapanese was a nice touch
>> Anonymous
>>381793

fuck yeah, pride was the best.

one of my favorite fights, wanderlei vs jackson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPfk83KbLs8

just wanderlei's fucking smile at the end, fucking classic.
>> Anonymous
there's a torrent i dl'd of all jackson's pride fights, that one was one of the best
>> Anonymous
Well kids..
That's what happens when an over rated street fighter fights a real MMA fighter that isn't washed up.
>> Anonymous
>>381804
Quinton about to be destroyed by Wanderlei again in November Jackson?
>> Anonymous
http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_662679_felony_fight.htm
>> Anonymous
>>381801

wanderlei handed jackson two of the most memorable beatdowns in mma. CHUTE BOXE!!
>> Anonymous
>>381809
Is it wrong that I couldn't stop laughing during all of the replays?
>> ARGH Anonymous
And now the Kimbo Slice Suicide Watch begins.
>> Anonymous
>>381820

not at all. i too enjoyed whitey's beatdown by the superior spic.
>> Anonymous
>>381823
If that were filmed it'd probably get more viewers.
>> Anonymous
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>>381395
>Wait.... If elitexc and Affliction are teamed now. Doesnt that mean Fedor will fight in elitexc?

If EliteXC was smart, they would have focused on REAL MMA fighters like Arlovski instead of cartoon nogs like Kimbo.

This sideshow clown known as Kimbo just took EliteXC down in a fiery crashdown.
>> Anonymous
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DID SOMEONE SAY KIMBO
>> Anonymous
>>382006
this guy is a light heavywieght, who weighs 40 pounds less than Kimblow and he was basically walking around with one leg. And he clocked Slice in 14 seconds.
>> Anonymous
>>382016
It's called brains.
>> Anonymous
someoen post up the fucking video I missed it
>> Anonymous
>>382068

http://www.mmaroot.com/kimbo-slice-vs-seth-petruzelli-elitexc-video/

3rd video down... its very anti-climatic... also, lrn2google.
>> Anonymous
>>382137
Dont tell me to learn to google you motherfucker, I tried yahoo for atleast 30 minutes. Fuck
>> Anonymous
>>382185
>lrn2google
>i tried yahoo
>google
>yahoo
>google
>yahoo

GOOGLE MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>> Anonymous
>>Ferguson (Kimbo Slice) currently lives with his family in Miami, and is the father of six children: three girls and three boys. His first two sons are named Kevin, and the third is named Kevlar.

Quoted from his wikipedia page.
>> InternetHatMachine
>>380913
That fight was fixed.

Kimbo was still moving after the knockdown. Ref called it WAYYY TOO EARLY.
>> Anonymous
This just sets up the epic vengeance fight he will have against his former master turned enemy.

Bas Rutten vs Kimbo Slice
>> ARGH Anonymous
>>382006

It was that Karate Kid shit.

We don't know nothing about that.