Hay guiseIn an effort to appear more masculine so that I will get more wominz, I'd like to learn more about football.I'm not a total idiot--I know the rules, and I love playing the sport. But hey, pro football? What the fuck?I know "NFL" and a few teams, but that's it. I need some help :(Thanks.TLDR TEACH ME FOOTBALL.
If you're trying to get women, just root for the Cowboys
>I know the rules, and I love playing the sport.Then what do you want to know?
I'd like to learn more about the teams and stats and shit.Whatever chicks get off on when guys talk about football.Also, Cowboys are my team.
>>118301>Whatever chicks get off on when guys talk about football.You've been had.
Two teams of 11. 90 minuets. Most goals wins.
>>118745He wants to attract girls not gay men.
cowboys= win.PLUS, T.O kicks it w/ guys who do bangbus.com! w00t!
>>118309Second.If i could find a girl who likes to listen to me talk about football i would just marry her. However they normally just want to talk about strappy sandals or other shit.
>>118745I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE!
oh hai
>NFLNorwegian Football LeagueThere's your problem, right there. Watch Primera División, Seria A or the Premier League.
>>118859he isn't talking about soccer
18-1
>>11877013-4
Also, if It wasn't for this team and the Mara family the NFL would not have survived.
I concur.
What you do is run around for two hours. Then decide who is the best with a shoot-out.
AMERICAN FOOTBALLERS A SOFT!THEY WEAR BODY ARMOUR AND STILL WONT DARE DO THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJGeSRJ5MMQ
>>118907or this.
>>118907Crap like that happens all the time in the NFL. big deal he went airborne
yeah>>118907is obviously a troll. that's the lamest hit i've ever seen
>>118907He jumped into a guy and fell down? Yea, you run more than prance about like a gazelle in the NFL.
Trolls in this thread?
>>118907That is the most homosexual looking sport I have ever seen, after greco-roman wrestling
The best part about that clip is the kicked his own teammate in the face