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so espn first take is having a serious discussion about whether a football player could score a touchdown against a bear

i spy the next airplane on a treadmill
>> Anonymous
WHO WOULD WIN IN A HOME RUN DERBY, JESUS CHRIST OR A VOLCANO ETC ETC
>> Anonymous
>>111748
I gotta go with Jesus on this one.
>> Anonymous
>>111748

Fuck the volcano. It would take a thousand years to do 20 swings.
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>>111763
I don't know, Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball.
>> Anonymous
I'd lol if the bear attacked the football player instead of racing him.
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>>111748
I thought that everyone knew that Xenu blew up all the volcanoes on Earth with Hydrogen bombs.
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>>111747
Free safeties aren't allowed to use 8-inch razor sharp claws.

But I'd still pay eight bucks to see that. I like where this thread is going.
>> Anonymous
bears play football?
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>>113716
lol
>> Anonymous
...but what if jesus christ was dressed up as the bear?!?!