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The Arizona Cardinals 'University of Phoenix' stadium is state of the art in every aspect. The field actually retracts on wheels to the outside of the stadium.

This allows the NFL's most sulphuric team to practice inside, in the depths of hell, where the tortured denizens are forced to watch Kurt Warner throw out routes.
>> Anonymous
i live in AZ and fuck the cardinals
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The stadium's roof is composed "Bird-Air" fabric. It can open in 12 minutes and is one of a kind so far in modern stadium technology.

This prevents the worlds satellites from witnessing the air and noise pollution created by the NFL's most disgusting team. The stadium is promptly emptied of its vile pollutants after every game, and is in fact the reason for all global warming.
>> Anonymous
>>280173i live in AZ and fuck the cardinals


How big is Larry Fitzgerald's dick?
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The field's natural grass can be grown outside at all times of the year if necessary. This also allows the stadium's top-notch maintenance crew to perform any maintenance that may be needed with a closer eye and greater access.

Unfortunately this does not stop the leagues most vile front office from sacrificing small possums to the Arizona sun at high noon.
>> Anonymous
it's sad that faggots like
>>280173
are the majority in AZ.
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The stadium holds host to a plethora of sporting events and is an icon from an architectural standpoint for the southwestern United States.

Unfortunately the stadium also holds host to a plethora of decimating slaughters, bloodtastic deathfests, massacres to never be unseen. Local lore deems these in slang term as "Arizona Cardinal" games.
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>>280213
its sad that a sack of shit team like the Cardinals got this stadium when they are the LAUGHING STOCK of the NFL.

I stand firmly by>>280173
Fuck the cardinals and fuck their new undeserved stadium, as nice as it might be.
>> Anonymous
They should have just called it the Fiesta Bowl/BCS Championship-game-every-4-years Stadium.
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>>280483
OP here disregard that, the "Boise State epic win Stadium"