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Phelps' diet - which involves ingesting 4,000 calories every time he sits down for a meal - resembles that of a reckless overeater rather than an Olympian.

Phelps lends a new spin to the phrase "Breakfast of Champions" by starting off his day by eating three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise.

He follows that up with two cups of coffee, a five-egg omelet, a bowl of grits, three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes.

At lunch, Phelps gobbles up a pound of enriched pasta and two large ham and cheese sandwiches slathered with mayo on white bread - capping off the meal by chugging about 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks.

For dinner, Phelps really loads up on the carbs - what he needs to give him plenty of energy for his five-hours-a-day, six-days-a-week regimen - with a pound of pasta and an entire pizza.

He washes all that down with another 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08132008/news/nationalnews/phelps_pig_secret__hes_boy_gorge_124248.htm
>> Anonymous
It's called having a ridiculous metabolism.
>> Anonymous
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THIS GUY IS A CHEATER I WON 7 GOLD MEDALS EATING CORN FLAKES AND FECAL MATTER AND THEN I WENT HOME AND FUCKED A DOLPHIN WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT ME
>> Anonymous
Sounds like a 4channer, except the workout stuff.

>>244815
You are fat. It's a fact.
>> Anonymous
I feel sick just reading that, but I know that's normal for some athletes.
>> Anonymous
see, he can do this because he actually GETS OFF HIS ASS and do stuff like working out for the olympics and shit.
>> ­­
>three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes.

oh god that sounds delicious
>> Anonymous
it must feel awesome to be phelps
>> Anonymous
I want to lick his armpits.
>> Anonymous
>>244823
Actually, the average 4channer must eat like 1800 calories per day, however it's all probably junk food, and that combined with absolutely no excersise=fat.
>> Anonymous
yeah because he swims a couple thousand meters a day jesus christ if he didn't eat he would be so skinny
>> Anonymous
Fuck I eat 1000 calories a day and I'm overweight.

Fuck you Phelps.
>> Anonymous
God damn, lucky bastard.
>> Anonymous
he won't live long eating that many calories. being an elite athlete is fucking retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>244898
Try getting out of your bed/chair every once in a while fatass. I eat over 3000 a day and have 10.5% bodyfat, ha!
>> Anonymous
friend egg sandwiches, tell me how my ass tastes!
>> Anonymous
Its not fucking hard to figure out. You burn more calories than you take in, you lose weight.

For example, instead of hitting F5 every five seconds get out of the chair and do some situps.
>> Anonymous
this guy must smell like shit. I wonder how much he farts
>> Anonymous
french swim team, tell me how my ass tastes!
>> Anonymous
>>244898

Enjoy your starvation mode.
>> Anonymous
red line, tell me how my ass tastes!
>> Anonymous
>>244927
I started to use a stationary bike while I lurk. Lost 15 pounds in the last 2 months.
>> Anonymous
Sounds ravenous.

One wonders how he can wait an hour before going into the pool, between meals, or something.

In before olympans are killing the planet
>> Anonymous
>>244910

he swims thousands of meters everyday faggot

If you exercise you burn tons of calories
>> Anonymous
Fred Phelps
>> Anonymous
Phelps is fucking god
>> Anonymous
competitive swimming is for mindless dumbshits. honestly, who gets up everyday thinking: hmm I'm gonna swim for 5 hours sounds so exciting and intellectually satisfying
>> Anonymous
>>244995
That can be said for so many activities it's not even funny.
>> Anonymous
He's like Superman or sumthin
>> Anonymous
>>244995

HURF DURF IMA CHASIN AFTER A BALL! IM AN PROFESOR OF INTELLICTUALISM IN MAH BRAINS.
>> Anonymous
>>244995
because sport is an intellectual pursuit...
>> Anonymous
>>244995

Meanwhile, you are furious at playing WoW and making posts on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
I don't believe the OP. I only say this because I doubt the part where he drinks so many energy drinks. All the rest is believable, but it'd be more believable to see him drink 2 liters of soda instead of energy drinks. They suck for health.
>> Anonymous
Swimming burns more calories than many if not most other sports.

If you swam as much as he did, you'd be thin as hell too.
>> Anonymous
>>244943

I fuckin lold. You do not, do you?
>> Anonymous
you know when he shits it probably cracks the toilet just from the impact.
>> Anonymous
swimming forces you to use nearly every muscle in your body
it's a great full body workout
>> Anonymous
>>245100

Yeah, it realy is a good workout. The only thng I can think of that's more demanding is moshing.
>> Anonymous
>>245126
>Yeah, it realy is a good workout. The only thng I can think of that's more demanding is moshing.
>moshing

hmmm. . .
>> Anonymous
>>245126
too bad fat people are put off from swimming since it's the only exercise that requires you to be half naked in public.
But if awesome if you don't care.
>> Anonymous
>>245059
I do. I also write papers for classes and play video games while I do. Its great multitasking.
>> Anonymous
>>245059
Also how else can I find enough time to do 15 miles a day.
>> Anonymous
>>245176

can you fap at the same time too?
>> Anonymous
I've gotta take up swimming ;D
>> Anonymous
>>245126
Fuck you, loser.
>> Anonymous
>>245194
No the back and forth leg movements make it tough to fap.