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Anonymous
Hockey needs a Manny. Or a Gilbert. Or a TO. Or whatever the fuck soccer has. The closest we have is Jeremy "Can't find my skates" Roenick, but he's going to retire soon.

Too many "good, tough, respectful, canadian boys" in Hockey.
>> Anonymous
Well...there's Chris "Stick in the throat" Simon...
>> Anonymous
Patrick Roy can't hear your call, he has four Stanley Cup rings stuck in his ears.
>> Anonymous
Soccer has Peter Crouch i guess.
>> Anonymous
>>30740

Simon's just a deranged lunatic. Hockey needs a personable guy who's actually talented at the game. Someone who draws press coverage for who he is, not for the team he plays for. Maybe it will be Ovechkin, once his english gets better.
>> Anonymous
>>30734
>Hockey needs a Happy.
>> Arutima
>>30752

Henry richard cannot call you back, too, since he have 11 stanley cups rings , one in each of his fingers and last one is an unholy place , and the old dude cannot bend his fingers because of them
>> Anonymous
>>30767

Oh, okay. When OP said TO I thought OP meant "Guys who are complete jackasses.

I thought that was what Crosby was doing? He is the NHL's current posterboy. And I happen to think he's at least as good as Ovetchkin.