Hey /sp/, seeing the double amputee trying the make the Olympics this year got me and my friends to thinking.There should be a Cyborg Olympics. This will be better then the Special Olympics, and the regular Olympics cause this will be more extreme.It will be with only athletes that have robot parts.It will be called the OlympiX (cause of how extreme it is)The sponsors will be Mountain Dew (Code Red will only come out every for 4 years for the OlympiX) and No Fear.Announcers will be Ricky Rackman (Head Bangers Ball), Dennis Rodman, and Bill Goldberg.Opening ceremonies will have 80's Speed Metal.When you win an event you don't get a medal, you get a METAL (titanium, vanadium, chromium)Comment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.
>>220921>jump really high
Not politically correct.
>>220929That wont matter because the athletes will want it. They will want to test there robot parts against other athletes with robot parts.
Other than Mountain Dew being a sponsor (make it FULL THROTTLE) I support this 100%
I LOL'D WHEN HE DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM.
POLO ON CYBORG HORSES
>There should be a Cyborg Olympics.Its called steroids.
Would wheelchairs be accepted?They aren't necessarily "robot parts" but there are some awesome sports that use wheelchairs.For instance MURDERBALL.
>>220961Murderball is badass, that can be included
>>220953Sweet
lold
>>220938>>That wont matter because the athletes will want it. They will want to test there robot parts against other athletes with robot parts.seconded they must compete to see who is the best robot in the world
>Opening ceremonies will have 80's Speed MetalMetallica with Zombie-Cyborg Cliff Burton
It's not the best idea
Best original Thread ever.
IM SURE THEY FEEL HAPPY ABOUT BEING A CYBORG.
/sp/ is the greatest board ever.
>>220921stop reading at >Cyborg Olympics
lets do this
You had me at OlympiX
omg, lol
>>221622GET SOME!!
>>221517wut