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gymnastics Anonymous
ok, apparently i'm watching this shit

chinaman went out of lines lol
>> Anonymous
o wow i just saw that too like 2 minutes ago.
>> Anonymous
Off to the work camps for him.
>> Anonymous
>>238597
He wishes they would send him to the work camps
that guy is dead
>> Anonymous
I'm blaming the announcers. They need to shut up, because everytime they've said "lol, this person is awesome at this event" the person fucks up. The same shit happened last night with the female gymnasts.
>> Anonymous
>>238610
Have you seen the female gymnasts? They don't look excited to be there at all. The contrast between the female chinese gymnasts and the other countries is scary.
>> Anonymous
>>238616
Asians dont have souls
>> Anonymous
>>238611

You realize the athletes don't hear the US announcers at all right? Seeing as how they only mention China Japan and US those are probably the gold silver and bronze right there. God forbid they show the other five teams on tv. I fucking hate NBC's coverage. They should go back to Fox ABC CBS and NBC all covering separate events. The least they could do is cut out all the inspirationals and Beijing culture bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>238653
signed
>> Anonymous
>>238653
Only China/Japan have a chance at the gold. The US blows and they would be extremely lucky if they got a bronze.
>> Anonymous
>>238691
It's weird how gym teams fluctuate like they do. We were pretty good in Athens, and China failed. And Russia used to be badass. Now they have trouble breaking the top 8.
>> Anonymous
>>238691

That's true, but NBC has only been showing those who place. They have two hours to show off 93 routines. Even if they show the three winners and the US that's still 45 routines in two hours.
>> Anonymous
Who wants to see more gymnastics anyway? I'd rather see American athelete's swimming and playing beach volleyball than sit there and watch the Germans, Russians, and Koreans pick their asses on the high bars or whatever. They do need to remove inspirational stories that take up 30 minutes at a time and broadcast more of the actual sports though.
>> Anonymous
Amerikkka is actually doing pretty well.
>> Anonymous
I don't trust a "sport" that relies on subjective ratings.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit did anyone see Horton's dismount?
>> Anonymous
>>238835

Don't jinx it dammit
>> Anonymous
>>238840
The whole thing. Fucking uber.
>> Anonymous
15.700

WELL DAMN WHAT DO YOU NEED TO DO
>> Anonymous
What the fuck, USA Men's gymnastics are putting on a fucking circus on the high bar. This is insane!
>> Anonymous
The judges are going to ruin this for us, but come on. BEIJING OLYMPICS. ONE OF CHINA'S STRONGEST EVENTS. JUDGING SPORT.

Come on.
>> Anonymous
US is just shooting a huge load in everyone else's face right now
>> Anonymous
That one kid looks like a pissed off, roided up, midget.
>> Anonymous
>>238845

The judges are fucking ridiculous, you need to give them a blowjob for a 16.
>> Anonymous
>>238852


as usual

im actually cheering for this performance, this is gay
>> Anonymous
Three awesome highbars, and not one 16?
GTFO judge.
>> Anonymous
THAT THERE JUDGE HATES FREEDOM
>> Anonymous
>>238691
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>> Anonymous
>>238691
Lol owned
>> Anonymous
>>238845
I've been wondering....do they constantly have to whisper to themselves "This is not gay...this is not gay.........fuck this is gay"
>> Anonymous
them vaults were bullshit compared to USA highbars
>> Anonymous
This is why we had no shot. This guy goes over the line and stumbles on the landing and the judges suck his cock.
>> Anonymous
>>238866
I wish I was that gay.
>> Anonymous
16.775 and he stepped over the line

FUCK YOU BIASED JUDGES
>> Anonymous
16.775
Bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>238854

Steroids are the first god damn thing they check for. Morgan Hamm almost got thrown out for taking an anti inflammatory and he's out with an ankle injury. If they're on anything it'd have to be some undetectable gene therapy. They literally test for everything pot, cold meds, pain killers everything.
>> Anonymous
How the hell do they score these things? Prince Harry 2.0 deserves better than that.
>> Anonymous
>>238868

what is this shit?
>> Anonymous
>>238836
Neither do I. It isn't a sport if it doesn't rely on cold, hard facts to determine the winner.
>> Anonymous
>>238877
I'm pretty sure it's self-explanatory.
>> Anonymous
These Chinese routines don't look much more impressive than the U.S. Routines have been yet their scores are almost a point higher when they step out of bounds and USA is perfect in the routine and landing.
>> Anonymous
>>238874
>>238874
>>238874
>>238874
>>238874

Fuck these chinks
>> Anonymous
Shaun White should show up and club those faggot judges with his snowboard.
>> Anonymous
>>238884
its utter bullshit
>> Anonymous
China is so butthurt
>> Anonymous
I tried to warn you all. It's gymnastics, it's China, it's Beijing. They're already good, but even if they stumble they have the judges on their side. Be happy that we can get a silver. Medal count is what matters most anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>238886
In before Darkmane
>> Anonymous
slippy german :(
>> Anonymous
This is why I hate events controlled by judges scoring.
>> Anonymous
I don't really care who gets the most medals.

Just as long as it isn't China
>> Anonymous
>>238836
if only gymnastics was set up like a game of horse
>> Anonymous
>>238884
Apparently it's difficulty that matters? So even if they lose like .30 for stepping out, they've got the high difficulty score to back it up.
>> Anonymous
Yeah the chinks have HUGE difficulty routines, so even if they fuck up, they still get gobs of points.

Weve been sticking everything, but our routines arent as difficult.
>> Anonymous
Even by difficulty there shit doesn't look much harder, why a whole extra point. If your separating them by scores that large they should at least visually be like a huge amount more ridiculous, and they aren't.
>> Anonymous
>>238915
Which is pretty damn smart on China's end. Too bad most people aren't going to pay attention to that, so it'll look like they're cheating.
>> Anonymous
i'm watching basketball on the strHOLY SHIT THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE IN RUSSIA?
>> Anonymous
>>238926
It's called Pay-for-play, where countries pay athletes from other countries to come and play there and pay them based on their performance. It's a fairly common procedure.
>> Anonymous
>>238926
African immigrants?
>> Anonymous
>>238926
Isn't that black guy on the Russian team from USA?
>> Anonymous
China may be beating us in gymnastics, but you don't see Americans chanting for their team in Mandarin.
>> Anonymous
What was that US guy saying?
>> Anonymous
I dont see what the fuck is so impressive about the Chinese routines that makes them worth a complete fucking point higher
>> Anonymous
>>238943
Silver is a better metal than gold, in heat and electrical conduction.
>> Anonymous
>>238947
AMERICA RAAAAAAGE
>> Anonymous
>>238943

Looked like "that's high"
>> Anonymous
>>238933

I-Is.. Is that Shaq?
>> Anonymous
>>238950
I don't know about the other events, but that one Chinese guy on still rings that did that inverted cross was fucking crazy. He moved from a horizontal cross into that inverted one without even moving his shoulders.
>> Anonymous
>>238960
fag
>> Anonymous
>>238960

That was sick.
>> Anonymous
Any medals depending on judging are China's, period. Judges are always swayed by the fact there are...thousands of fans cheering for only one team.
>> Anonymous
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oh fuck
>> Anonymous
OMG HIS FOOT TOUCHED THE LINE EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T DOING A MANEUVER. 10 POINT DEDUCTION RITE?
>> Anonymous
That was a ragged floor routine.
>> Anonymous
>>238983
The Olympics are full of rules that screw you over more than that, man.
>> Anonymous
>>238993
20 point deduction if your backstory isn't the most "inspiring"
>> Anonymous
NICU RECOVELY
>> Anonymous
15.575? Fucking bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>239012
BAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>239012
>>15.575? Fucking bullshit.

Why? That routine only had a difficulty rating of 6.3.
>> Anonymous
America just got to beat the japs
>> Anonymous
WTF, who decided to leave our medal chances to three non-Americans?

Same person who let a nigra swim in the 4x100 last night, I bet.
>> Anonymous
lol @ china rage. half the people that post here don't even know gymnastics.
>> Anonymous
>>239025
There wasn't that much to actually deduct from. He was near flawless.
>> Anonymous
Epic fail on the Horse.
>> Anonymous
>>238975
you dont know what the fuck you talking about. when the Chinese gymnasts are doing routines of 7.0 difficulty while the US are doing routines with a difficulty rating of 6.0, of course the Chinese gymnasts are going score higher even if there are mistakes.
>> Anonymous
>>239036
yeah...that was pretty bad.
>> Anonymous
Oh geez. Oh well, we've probably clinched bronze.
>> Anonymous
>>239029
Inorite, a sand nigger, and SASCHA ARTEMOV. Gee those sure are true americans.
>> Anonymous
>>239049
You must have raged hard at the US' flag bearer
>> Anonymous
>>239045
Which is kinda sad. Alexander better not fuck up.
>> Anonymous
>>239036
;_;
>> Anonymous
Nip did fucking alright.
>> Anonymous
Now we are fighting for bronze....that sucks.
>> Anonymous
"gee tim, i don't remember a time the american team has gotten a 12"
>> Anonymous
>>239049
He's an East Indian you ignorant fuck.
>> Anonymous
The difficulty points is not subjective. They are determined before the athletes perform the routine, and China purposely chose moves that earn lots of points.
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
The 'U.S." is choking
>> Anonymous
lol America. So much for that.
>> Anonymous
Snap.
>> Anonymous
>>239063
NBC announcer-
"China is just god and the worlds greatest."
"The US is just not good enough lol!"

Also, fuck win Russian.
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT! That was a fucking good routine on the Horse.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit that pinko just broke it down on the horse
>> Anonymous
That was pretty good
>> Anonymous
>>239071
>"U.S."

Quotation marks?
>> Anonymous
Now THAT is how we do pommel horse!

At least we hit 1/3...
>> Anonymous
ITT : Anon who dont understand that in Gymnastics you are rewarded if attempt moar difficult skills rather than playing it SAFE and doing less difficult moves.

You do know that it is easier to perform/land gymnastic skills that are easy than if you do SUPER DUPER hard skills
>> Anonymous
Haha, I bet Raj feels like shit.
>> Anonymous
Why Wayne Arnold wasn't allowed to take on the horse after being a superstar through the whole game, I'll never know.
>> Anonymous
fucking gook judges fixed gymnastics
>> Anonymous
GODDAMN IT FUCK UP YOU KRAUT
>> The Judge
Crap, my NBC feed froze as that Japanese guy did the uneven. I missed the final Pommel. Was it amazing?

ARE WE SILVER?
>> Anonymous
>>239097
Nah, the American team was dumb and chose to do lower scoring difficulties.
>> Anonymous
Fucking paid off the judges. Anything judge-related is always the most corrupt sport in the Olympics.
>> Anonymous
>>239091
We have been doing some difficult shit. Our last horse run was super, more than just spinning around like the gooks did. And the gook high bar was just plain. Still, CHINA DO HARD WORK
>> Anonymous
>>239109
>>AMERICA WASN'T GIVEN A FREE PASS TO THE GOLD, THIS MAKES ME RAGE
>> Anonymous
>>239103
Enjoy your bronze.
>> Anonymous
I think the German might do it!
>> Anonymous
I told you guys that it was pretty much impossible to go up against the judges on Beijing turf.
>> Anonymous
Ever seen those Chinese circus routines? Get a few of those fuckers in olympic gymastics, they'll win gold every time. They do some absolutely insane shit.
>> The Judge
>>239109
Did you hear that Bela Karolyi interview? He basically lambasted the new scoring, saying, "It makes it easier to cheat".

>>239107
So the last guy didn't do that crazy awesome routine from qualifiers? Are we at least getting bronze?
>> Anonymous
maybe the amerikkan fucks are gonna cry on tv
>> Anonymous
I miss the Hamm brothers so much.

;_;

They would have dominated this shit.
>> Anonymous
YEAH!! we GOT the Bronze, We rock!
>> Anonymous
>>239110
You do realize that the difficulty scores are assigned based on book values for particular moves (same as in diving), and are not up to the judges, right?
>> Anonymous
>>239121
They were off the hilt in Athens. Fuckwin.
But, they get old.
>> Anonymous
>>239109
Nah, at absolute best we should have gotten a Silver. And we messed up the horse events bad.

You realize we're competing against China and Japan in an event that basically scores you on how much of a ninja you are.
>> Anonymous
>>239097
>>fucking gook judges fixed gymnastics

About 90 percent of the judges in gymnastics are european.
>> Anonymous
>>239121
This. THIS.

It's really fucking unfortunate that BOTH of them got injured, seriously. Especially after that medal bullshit.

The US Girls better win it because they really deserve it.
>> Anonymous
I'm so proud to be american, Bronze! We are the best!!!
>> Anonymous
>>239131
>>I'm so proud to be american, Bronze! We are third best!!!
>> Anonymous
>>239127
Tbh the beginning of the end was that dude who fucked up the floor routine. After that it was all downhill.
>> Anonymous
wow, that chinaboy ruled that shit
>> Anonymous
We SHOULD have had silver...

Damn, this isn't what was supposed to happen. Not after we pulled massive beast mode on high bar.
>> Anonymous
I knew it China Gold Japan Silver US Bronze
NBC totally ruined it by only airing three teams.
>> Anonymous
>>239125
And we've done as many hard moves as the Chinese, and their high bar was no more difficult than ours.

CHINA IS GOD
>> Anonymous
>>239110We have been doing some difficult shit. Our last horse run was super, more than just spinning around like the gooks did. And the gook high bar was just plain. Still, CHINA DO HARD WORK

The difficulty scores for the Chinese pommel horse routines:
5.70
6.40
6.10

The American pommel horse difficult scores:
5.10
4.90
6.10

The difficulty points are not subjective. They are determined before the routine is performed. America fucked up by choosing low-scoring routines.
>> Anonymous
We may have gotten 3rd, but we're still up in the medal count.
>> Anonymous
Oh well, there's still swimming, jumpball, keri walsh/misty may, and our track team to win us medals.
>> Anonymous
god, I'm crying right now, USA is so awesome!
>> Anonymous
U.S. did what they could, except for the horse. There's only so much they could do with those judges, but we should see a resurgence in London.
>> Anonymous
THIRD PLACE IS HOW WE ROLL
>> Anonymous
Why Japan is not celebrating?

And why this wigger is on my TV?
>> Anonymous
team usa gymnastics has just terribly embarassed me with their faggotry
>> Anonymous
>>239118
With all due respect to Bela, I don't see how that's true. The system is more transparent and comprehensible than the most recent previous one, at any rate. If you want to argue for anything different, it would have to be the OLD, old system, the one which simply gave a score from 0-10, but that was VERY subject to bias, especially as it confounded difficulty with execution. This new system is fairly similar to the one which diving has used for decades (aside from adding the scores, rather than multiplying them as diving does).
>> Anonymous
THIS IS HOW WE ROLL, HUH FELLAS?
>> Anonymous
Hey China! Hows the pool?
WHAT???!! CLOSED???!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!
>> Anonymous
everyone knows gymnastic males are all fags. The butt fuck in the locker room. Geez, you guys are all fags for watching this unmanly sport.
>> Anonymous
fucking white niggers
>> Anonymous
NEVER GIVE UP
>> The Judge
Did that just say that Hoff got 4th in a medal race?

Or was that a qualifier placement?
>> Anonymous
>>239153
They're break dancing. How is that not awesome?
>> Anonymous
>>239147
They wanted to win? And they were pretty lackluster considering.
>> Anonymous
>>239153
BAWWWWWWWW I'm fat and have no skill in anything but WoW.
>> Anonymous
>>239140
>>America fucked up by choosing low-scoring routines.

Dont let the facts get in the way of bashing China. It isnt really hard to understand that it is easier to do low-scoring skills than moar difficult skills.
>> Anonymous
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brb, jumping in a river
>> Anonymous
god this swimming chick is really annoying, she needs a cock in her mouth to shut her up
>> Anonymous
>>239156
Qualifier.

Also, I appreciate the athletic effort for our country, but please don't act like a faggot after you get third place on TV.
>> Anonymous
>>239141
Means shit. You know, the ranking is decided how many GOLD MEDALS your country gets. Meaning even if the US get a shitload more silver and bronze medals than China, China will automatically be first because they have more golds.
>> The Judge
Nothing else tonight?

Sweet, I'm tired as hell and got a final in 8 hours.
>> Anonymous
Zimbabwe has such an ugly flag
>> Anonymous
Honestly, after we lost both of the Hamms, we weren't supposed to get anything at all. We had a team of nothing but first time Olympians, half of whom were second tier players. We slipped up once and pulled off some really clean, really nice routines everywhere else, and took home the bronze.

I'm proud of those guys and I can't wait to see the progress they've made in 2012. We were kinda damned from the start, but we still took home a medal. Congratulations to China, Japan, and USA.
>> Anonymous
>>239171
Says who?
You?
You don't matter. I care more about medal count.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>239172

You have finals on August 12th?
>> Anonymous
>>239172

Womens Softball on CNBC: USA vs. Zimbabwe (I think its Zimbabwe)
>> Anonymous
>>239177
I'm still looking forward to the individuals.
>> Anonymous
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>> The Judge
>>239179
Summer classes. The program I'm in runs Jan to the next Aug straight.
>> Anonymous
>>239183

Zimbabwe? It's Venezuela. They don't play softball in fucking Zimbabwe.
>> Anonymous
>>239172
team usa softball on cnbc
>> Anonymous
>>239139And we've done as many hard moves as the Chinese, and their high bar was no more difficult than ours.

The average difficulty score for horizontal bars:
China: 6.63
America: 6.43

The average total score for the horizontal bars:
China: 15.65
America: 15.64

As you can see, the Americans actually got better "performance" scores than China at this event, but they couldn't make up the difference in difficulty scoring.

This event was not rigged. The American team fucked up by being too timid.
>> Anonymous
>>239178
Says the IOC. Research the 2004 Athens games. Note that Russia had 29 MORE medals, but ranked third because they had FIVE LESS GOLD MEDALS behind China.

In the medal count: Gold > Silver > Bronze.
>> Anonymous
>>239194
Universal HD is superior
>> Anonymous
>>239188
;_;
>> Anonymous
>>239194
since when did softball stop being a dyke sport?
>> The Judge
>>239199
>>239178
http://results.beijing2008.cn/WRM/ENG/INF/GL/95A/GL0000000.shtml

Look at the rankings. It's gold ranking first. To split a gold tie, they do silver, and gold/silver ties go to bronze.

From there it appears to be alphabetical (ties).
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>From there it appears to be alphabetical (ties).

Fucking rigged bullshit, they did this just because C comes before U.
>> The Judge
>>239214
REALLY sucks for Zimbabwe.
>> Anonymous
>>239214

who the fuck cares, get a life.
>> Anonymous
>>239207

Lol. NBC ranks by TOTAL medals. Fuck yeah AmeriKKKa!

http://www.nbcolympics.com/
>> Anonymous
>>239226
A US tv station skewing the results to favour the US team??!
NONSENSE!
>> Anonymous
>>239219

You got me, I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>239226
The better to cry OMG CHEATING when the entire thing's over.
>> Anonymous
Anonymous 08/12/08(Tue)00:42 No.239147

Why Japan is not celebrating?
because they know how bad they lost, and US is like YEA!!! 3rdddddddddddddddddd WOOTTT when they are like fucking 10 point away from chian
>> Anonymous
The Olympics are barely underway, it's not even been a week since they started. The numbers right now don't mean shit.
>> Anonymous
>>239188
>>239188
>>239188

This
>> Anonymous
>>239295
BECAUSE THAT REALLY NEEDED TO BE LINKED TIMES
>>239295
>>239295
>>239295
>>239295
>>239295
>>239295
>>239295
>>239295
>>239295
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>> Anonymous
Wigger's given it up for the lord lol
>> Anonymous
>>239278
true, our fucking steroid pumped African nigra imports are going to save the failure of the white race.
>> Anonymous
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH NBC! THEY NEED TO FUCKIN UPLOAD THE VID ONLINE SO I CAN WATCH IT!
>> Anonymous
>>239295
>>239298

butthurt germans
>> Anonymous
>>239341

I recorded it what part do you want?
>> Anonymous
>>239278
2nded
just wait til friday when the T&F begins
>> Anonymous
>>239348
the whole fucking thing plz
>> Anonymous
>>239226
i hope you know american networks has always ranked by total medals, at least since 96 when i first watched. it's not some conspiracy to put the usa ahead of china.
>> Anonymous
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Guten abend, my name is Dirk Nowitzki and I am currently getting my ass kicked by a bunch of Greeks.