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Anonymous
HOLY SHIT MICHEAL PHELPS DIDN'T WIN.
>> Anonymous
lol lies....right?
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>>246374
Duh. He wasn't in the race afaik.
>> Anonymous
>>246366
He wasn't even in the race.
>> Anonymous
>>246366
i hate this bernard fucker
he gave up his teammates gold chance in the relay for his own
>> Anonymous
Had he been in the race, Phelpsy could have left the locker room 30 seconds late, jump into the water after all the other swimmers had touched the 50 meter mark, and still set an olympic record.
>> Anonymous
>>246374
Yes.
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>>246410
I heard that Phelps slows gravity down for himself at the beginning of every race so that the other swimmers can be "ahead" of him for a few vital seconds.

Everyone immediately experiences euphoria upon exiting the pool.
>> Anonymous
>>246410

don't forget about having goggle failure AGAIN
>> Anonymous
>>246431
That goggle company needs to fold for failure.
>> Anonymous
I like him as a villain. He looks like someone fed the guy from Coldplay enough steroids to shrivel a whale's dick.
>> Anonymous
That face looks like something out of a Japanese horror movie.
>> Anonymous
He looks like Tim Allen if he didn't age as well.
>> Anonymous
>>246541
cant unsee
>> Anonymous
Quote of the Day

"I got 80 text messages today. One of my friends said to me, 'Dude, how many times a day do I have to see your ugly face?'"
-- Michael Phelps (USA)
>> Anonymous
>>246576

I lolled
>> Anonymous
>>246576
>see your ugly face
So true, but I would take his ugly face if I could have the body as well.
>> Anonymous
Someone find and post Phelps/Bernard slash fiction. I know it has to exist.
>> Anonymous
Phelps is Godlike...
>> Anonymous
>>246429

I heard he is going to be in the track events now. The track coaches think his swimming skills can easily transfer to running and hurdling events.
>> Anonymous
>I heard he is going to be in the track events now. The track coaches think he can easily win in running and hurdling events with his overdoped body.
>> Anonymous
Phelps was so fast, he wasn't even in the race, got tired waiting and just left.
>> Anonymous
>>246992
loltroll
>> Anonymous
>>246992
>Steroids make you better at all sports. Especially swimming.

Oh.

Bear in mind that they test Phelps for EVERY RACE HE IS IN.

They don't test athletes, they test people that qualify. Phelps qualified multiple times, he's taking multiple drug tests.

He's the cleanest person in the games.
>> Anonymous
Phelps was in the locker room listening to Lil' Wayne and Kanye West on his iPod while texting friends.
>> Anonymous
HEY, EAMON SULLIVAN

THE ONLY FUCKING THING YOU'RE GOOD AT JUST WENT BY

AND YOU GOT SILVER
>> Anonymous
question is, why wasn't phelps in the race?

Is it because he's avoiding the ones where he knows there'll be serious competition?
>> Anonymous
>>247089

Perhaps because he's competing in 8 other events for the Olympics?
>> Anonymous
>>247089
well, I don't know about you, but the guy is competing in a lot of swim events. I am surprised the man isn't tired and burned out yet with what he has now.
Also, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't go for some of the other style events, since his best is the butterfly and I am not too sure about his other styles.
>> Anonymous
He's obviously just a mudkip in disguise...
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Phelps is frightned of Alain Bernard.
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FUCK YEAH ALAIN
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>>247110

When he trains he swims up to 11 miles a day. He can easily handle this, as you can see by the multiple gold medals and world records.

>>246732

It should be Phelps/Cseh. You know how many times they've finished one-two?
>> Anonymous
>>247618
Uh... I imagine by the time he hits mile 10 he's swimming a good deal slower than he was when he first dove into the pool.

The issue isn't whether Phelps will swim so much he'll go into muscle spasms and drown, its whether he'll swim so much he'll suffer the shame of failing to medal.
>> Anonymous
lulz phelps is a moron. Stupid amerikkkan cheater.