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I really come from the future Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
I will tell you one thing you want to know from your future MLB, NFL, NHL, or NBA team.

Even in the future, no one in America gives a shit about the MLS.
>> Anonymous
Who will win the Superbowl this season?
>> Anonymous
You guys are sadly going to lose to the Toronto Blue Jays. But... you guys win 4 straight championships afterwards. Well, in my universe anyway.
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389744

Redskins beat the Titans.
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389746

Yes, of course, this year the Toronto Blue Jays are going to sweep us.
>> Anonymous
>>389747
Actually, the Crushers beat the Bills. Sorry. :\
>> Anonymous
Falcons?
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389751

Arena Football 2 results?
>> Anonymous
>>389756
NONONO! Super Bowl XLIII
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389755

You guys continue to be average.

A few playoff games here and there, but you guys don't really become a title contender for at least 10 more years.

Ryan becomes a star, though.

He makes charities and shit and you all praise him.
>> Futureman !6W0iHX77Vs
>>389761
Who's Matt Ryan? In the future, Michael Vick continues to play. What happened to him in your universe?
>> Anonymous
All this futureman stuff is pointless if the many-worlds interpretation is true
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
only want to know about mma.

Who are the people who break Anderson Silva AND Fedor's winning streaks respectively?
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389766

Fedor fights Lesnar in a few years on a UFC card, and he gets knocked out. Fluke victory, but UFC builds on it, and make Lesnar a 'star'.

Silva retires without losing another match.
>> Futureman !6W0iHX77Vs
>>389765
Apparently Stephen Hawking was right.
>> Anonymous
Do the Patriots go 19-0?
>> Futureman !6W0iHX77Vs
>>389771
Who are the Patriots?
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389771

No.

They lose in the first round this year to a strong Bills team.

Brady comes back next year, and they are really never the same.

They win a Super Bowl in eight years or so, but they really never become the same dynasty that they were.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>389767


sounds reasonable. Carry on.
>> Futureman !6W0iHX77Vs
It is possible to have yourself, from different universes, to meet each other. It would be strange, but it could occur.
>> Anonymous
>>389774
At least Tom gets another ring :)
>> Futureman !6W0iHX77Vs
>>389774
Which universe do you come from? WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS???
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389775

MMA becomes big in the future. 10 years from now, it's struck a deal with ESPN to show fights every month. Disney gets pissed, but they start to put in Disney figures and more 'fun' stuff into the UFC fights.

Elite XC folds in a year or so. Most of the stars get picked up by UFC, and the dead weight goes to lower ranked promotions.

DREAM folds in a few years, and a few other Japanese MMA promotions pop up.

Gomi comes to the UFC, and he fights B.J Penn in about a year in an event that the UFC holds in Japan.
>> Anonymous
>>389779
La li lu le lo
>> Anonymous
Saint Louis Blues, do they ever put it together.
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389794

Sorry.

They make the NHL Finals in 3 years because they are building a better team, but the Sharks, Wings, Stars, Ducks, and even the KINGS in a few years get their shit better fast.

Kings actually become a top-tier team after their young people fill out, and they get a good goalie in the nets, thankfully.

Blues are a good team and make playoffs a lot in the future, but they get upset early and can't win the big game.
>> Anonymous
Do the 49ers stop sucking and failing within the next ten years? ;-;
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389801

No.
>> Anonymous
>>389803
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous
Baltimore Ravens.
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389807

You make the Super Bowl in 6 years and lose to the fucking Lions...

Yeah, yeah, I'm just joking. The Lions suck forever, and the Ravens lose to the Cowboys.
>> Anonymous
will the st.louis blues win the cup by 2050?
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
I can only see 10 years in the future, but I think the Blues can win one in 20 or 30.
>> Anonymous
Do the Brewers ever win a World Series?
>> Anonymous
Buffalo Bills?
>> Anonymous
How long does it take for UCLA to get the death penalty under Rick Neuheisel?
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389817

Not in the next 10 years. Welcome back to being average. Astros, Cards, and Cubs all become better than you, Brewers.

Losing C.C and Sheets killed you.

>>389818

You lose the Super Bowl next year to the Redskins

>>389820

Look for a firing before the end of the season.
>> Anonymous
Where does Ty Willingham end up after he gets fired in the next two months or so? 7-Eleven?
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389831

/sp/ mod.
>> Anonymous
I don't need a future prediction for the Ottawa Senators.

They take sixth seed in a season that is slow to start but clicks together about a third of the way in and rolls well enough to merit some well deserved praise from critics. Gerber settles down, too, but he is still dogged by the fiasco from the year prior and is lagging a bit behind from where he should be. They make it to the second round after beating down Washington in six hard fought and defensive games. After that round, the team is rather beat up, but they face the fifth ranked Fliers, also plagued from the beatdowns the traded with the Rangers. Sens go out in six, fans applauding their efforts.

Gerber leaves in good graces, Auld takes over for the next two years. They win the cup eventually.
>> Anonymous
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eh, who cares about the NLCS. Leave the Sox to me.
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389846

Sadly, you guys lose to the Sox...
>> Anonymous
Kansas City Chiefs and Kansas City Royals
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389860

Chiefs suck for 5 more years.

Royals become a playoff contender in three years.
>> Anonymous
>>389864
Thank God, does Peterson finally lose his job?
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389867

I do not know.

Sadly, in the future, I still don't really care about Kansas City that much.
>> Anonymous
What happens first?

Niners win the Super Bowl
Giants win the World Series

in b4 dodgerfag shits in my cereal
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389886

Giants will win the World Series long before the 49's.

Giants have the best pitcher in the National League, and they'll probably build a strong young team around him.

They don't win in the next 10 years, but they are contenders and win the NL West three times.
>> Anonymous
Does Alex Rodriguez break Barry Bonds' career home run record, and if so, who will break A-Rod's record?

If not, what injury/curse/girlfriend prevents him from doing so?
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>389891

Yes, and a Red Sox fan catches the ball and then burns it promptly after the game.

Dude becomes a hero in Boston, and they give him $50,000 for the burning of said ball.
>> Anonymous
>>389897

because 50k is alot more money than the probably 10 million that ball would be worth
>> Anonymous
>>389897
Who wins the World Series this year?
>> Anonymous
Hey, 50 large might be a lot if the economy keeps up the way it is.

Dude who catches the A-Rod ball might be able to buy 2 or 3 tanks of gas.
>> Dwight the Ready for the NLCS Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
I'm not Dodger Dwight without a reason.

I've already guaranteed the Dodgers would win a month ago.
>> Anonymous
>>389891
Yes he will, and no one will ever come close maybe pujols.
>> Anonymous
>>389910

I was thinking Aaron -> Bonds -> A-Rod -> Pujols -> Howard

Black, black, mex, mex, black...? C'MON JOSH HAMILTON!
>> Anonymous
Tell me about the Mets
>> Anonymous
>>389964

Yes Do tell, I'm quite intrigued to know how this turns out!
>> Anonymous
who wins the next 3 soccer world cups and where are they held?