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Eurofags. I am an Amerifag interested in learning about soccer. So tell me, the biggest bandwagon team so I can jump on board, the biggest bandwagon player so I can be his new biggest fan, and please tell me where I can get me some more of this.

>:3
>> Anonymous
new england patriots.
>> Anonymous
Manchester United
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arsenal is gonna come back and be good again
i can feel it
>> Anonymous
Moar Eurofags! Explain to me the positions in soccer.
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Melbourne
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>>47324

Strikers, and the rest

Soccer is a game where no one's winning for 99 per cent of the match, then a striker on one side makes his team lose slightly less

Everyone celebrates by setting the post office on fire
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>>47344
I see. This is all very informative, you Eurofags are the best!

Now who's the best striker guarenteed to win lots of games so I can gloat about how good my favorite striker is?
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>>47346

Being a Soccer Expert I would definitely say Archie Thompson
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>>47349
Am I doing it right?
>> Anonymous
Watch Messi, Drogba, Cristiano Ronaldo, Eto'o and Kaka videos on Youtube, then come back and tell us who you like more. Depending on the style of your favorite, we'll say one team or another.

If you're lazy though, I'd suggest Manchester United. They are always fun to watch. Barcelona has the best players. And stay away from Italian teams.
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>>47358

It's hilarious/tragic how he'll never ever see any AFC/WC placements no matter how he fares
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>>47366
Speak Amerifag please...I do not understand your European soccer language.
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>>And stay away from Italian teams.

i've always wondered why the soccer world hangs so much shit on italy in general...

do their domestic leagues play like their national team?
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>>47371
I have no idea but Roma are playing amazing this year.
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>>47370

Asian [Federation] Cup/World Cup
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OP here. Did I ever tell you guise how much I love Archie Thompson?
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>>47346
Bojan Krkic is a 17 old striker who's already playing with Barcelona. Sure shot.
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>>47362
Man U bore me to tears. The Mancs have more style than they do.

>>47371
Italy bore me to tears.

>>47366
It's a shame because he's a better player than Alosi ever was
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>>47377
I love that guy! Almost as much as Archie.

Wait who's winning moar?
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Manchester United, Barcelona, LA Galaxy.

My best bet is Manchester United. They've got the perfect squad around.

A team coming up on the rise is Real Madrid, and was crowned the best club in the world.

Bandwagon player would most definitely be Cristiano Ronaldo. You should try watching Lionel Messi too, or Ronaldinho.

By far the best player on the planet and to ever exist ever is Cristiano Ronaldo though
>> Anonymous
Archie...Bojan...Christiano...

Eurofags please get back to me when you reach a concensus. I cannot keep track of all these strikerfags.
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>>47389
fagnaldo hasn't don't shit to even be considered an all time great yet.


Lets wait and see what he does in the euros and at 2010 before we start with the best player on the planet and to ever exist bullshit.
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>>47344

You know, based off this information alone, European football has incredible parallels with American football.
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>>47389

jesus christ suck his cock why don't you?
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I herd the english love ronaldo
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>>47389
Get the fuck out of sport.
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>>47371
>i've always wondered why the soccer world hangs so much shit on italy in general...

because italy is so much fucking better than everyone else

campioni del mundo, niggers.

that said, don't support an italian team unless its roma. the theme in serie A this year is age, shit referees, and defending.

Arsenal had a massive bandwagon earlier this year, but people are starting to realize how thin their squad is and how overconfident their manager is

I'd say go Real Madrid, Man United, or Barcelona, they're the most glamorous clubs with the most blatant disrespect for their opponents
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>>47573
>Arsenal had a massive bandwagon earlier this year, but people are starting to realize how homosexual the team truly is.

Liverpool is a mans team. Support them.
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Whatever you do stay away from the Mexican league unless you enjoy diving. They do have players with good dribbling skills but that is only to make up for their shitty core skills like passing or staying in the right position.
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>>47577
Liverpool fans are unintelligent, unemployed scum.
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>>47371

Because they all think they can break the Catenaccio.

And then they all fail miserably.

For more reference see FOUR TIMES WORLD CHAMPIONS.
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MANCHESTER CITY BABY FUCK YES
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>>47605
Stopped playing that years ago. They fall into it when they are down to ten.

P.S. Fuck you Italian scum.
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>>47605
Four times?

lol, is that all?
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>>47573

Everyone hates Italy because the league isn't that great, and they dive like they're a swimming champion.
>> France, England, Argentina, Portugal
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Italy personified

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l1kx8aOaSbA&
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>>47621
Shut you you buthurt britfag. We win shit.
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>>47694
that's the best you could come up with? I'm italian and I could tell you about 10 worse dives in that tournament

you're doing your team a disservice if you don't go down under that challenge. the defender missed the ball entirely and got in the way of grosso. Grosso dived obviously, but even if he didn't it would have been a foul
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>>47695
the way you play, is shit.


fucking divers
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>>47719
Forget winning, first QUALIFY for a tournament, then you'll be allowed to make judgments
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It's true. The Italian game isn't very beautiful
>> Anonymous
football is passion. how to explain passion?

MUCHO BETIS
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>>48276

I was wrong. I want to say "how to explain the passion?"

Sorry
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New York Yankees
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Leeds United.
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Watch out for any Brazilian players
Brazil>ALL anyone that says different is just jealous their not brazilian
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Yeah, Brazilian players are the best at flopping....

<--- classic example of Brazilian talent.
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Drop all those fags OP and jump onto the Hasselbaink bandwagon, best striker ever.
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It is simply undeniable. Brazil 5 times world cup.

Look at the players of the year in recent times, 2x ronaldinho, kaka, 3xronaldo Notice the pattern?? Not to mention the "greatest player of all time" Pelé.

It is undeniable, any other country can bask in it's own lack of abilitiy and only hope to one day acheive what brasil has
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ronaldinho = flop. barca don't even want him anymore

ronaldo was good... once. now he's a flop just like adriano .

kaka = big time flop. one good season in the CL and that's it.
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Of couse they flop. Thats the natural course of things. Your only on top for so long. My question is how come after they flop it is another Brazilian that takes their spot?
Maybe because brazilians are supreme gods of football. End of discussion.
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No, I'm sorry, they flop because they are filthy Brazilians

Once opponents learn all the monkey tricks they do, these Brazilians become worthless.
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When whatever fag country you come from wins 5 world cups you can come back and continue this discussion
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Zidane.

Classic example of a supreme god of football.

Consistently good over many, many years.

Remember how he killed Brazil in 06?? How old was he.. like 33.

I'm sure I can find a vid on youtube for you.
>> Anonymous
Yes zidane is one of the greatest ever.
But he is only one against so many brazilians
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>>48399
That doesn't mean shit.

Who's to say Brazil never win another world cup?

Winning a world cup takes talent but a lot of luck too. Brazil have always had an easy road in WCs compared to other nations.
>> Anonymous
Brazil plays beautiful football. Which there is no place for in todays football.
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Yeah, beautiful football my ass.

How many DMs does Dunga use? lol!

He'd make the whole team out of DM if he could.
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>>48451
True, but he does that to protect a shitty back line and Kaka and Ronaldinho provide more than enough creativity to work with on the wings. Now if Van Basten weren't an absolutely retard as a manager (As opposed to the brilliance he displayed as a player), the Dutch are capable of ridiculous feats of trickery and absolute uberhax football: see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad05Fu8In4g&feature=related

pic related
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Duth are the biggest underacheivers in football.
They should have at least 1 WC. Must be bad luck
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>>48483
Australia should have had the last world cup.
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Root for this guy.

Also don't truck with faggoty European teams unless they have at least one American on their team like Everton, Benefica, or <cough> Fulham.
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>>48483
>Dutch

fix'd

The first WC finals they got to, they blew a 1-0 lead through Cruyff because they hated the Germans so much they wanted to humiliate them...and so zee Germans counterattacked and the Dutch epic failed. The second time they equalized in the 85th minute and went down to two goals in extra time. And, of course, both of the teams they played in the finals were the host country that year. They also lost to the Brazilians in 1998 on penalties in the semis when they had outplayed them; a France-Holland final that year would've been something else (Zidane, Djorkaeff, Desailly, Thuram, Deschamps, Henry vs. Bergkamp, Overmars, Winter, De Boer bros., Kluivert when he was actually good and Van der Sar in goal). Of course, France was the host that year too, and I don't know if anyone could've stopped Zidane from establishing himself as the best player in the world beyond doubt. But in 90, 94, and 06 they underachieved, though the 06 Portugal was the most violent, ill-tempered epic fail match perhaps in WC history. So yeah, uberhax only get one so far.

USA 2010 WC Champs imagine the shitstorm
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>>USA 2010 WC Champs imagine the shitstorm

the entirety of England would be crying for years afterward.

The only Americans that notice would be the ones vacationing in Europe at the time.
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>>48509
Them, and New Yorkers. Everyone and their mother in NYC had soccer jerseys and yelled at each other during the last WC...it was wild to see...part of that is that there's lots of people from soccer playing nations, but even dyed in the wool Yanks were arguing over what Zidane did and why Ronaldo's such a little bitch. If the US gets to a final, it'll explode. Everyone grows up playing it, it's just that it's disastrous on TV compared to American football and most of our announcers are shit (Except for that max guy on FSC), so I just listen to Spanish-language coverage since I can understand it anyway GOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAZZZZZOOOOO ASO ASO ASO GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
>> Anonymous
>>(Except for that max guy on FSC)

Max Bretos? Are you high?
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>>48521
Better than Marcelo Balboa and Dave Johnson anyday, amirite or amirite? He's shit, but he has a great goal call and he actually cares...it's as if Gus Johnson called MLS instead of NCAA and the shitty shitty Knicks (how awesome would that be, btw)
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>>48517

I don't know if it's just a matter of me not having noticed it before, but in the past couple of years I've been noticing a *ton* of soccer jerseys everywhere I go. I went to a family reunion in the middle of Buttfuck Louisiana and there was a guy there with a Barca cap and another guy wearing an English national team jersey.

I'm still kind of miffed that I've yet to see as US national team jersey.
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>>so I just listen to Spanish-language coverage since I can understand it anyway GOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAZZZZZOOOOO ASO ASO ASO GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

high five.

In fact, that's the biggest reason I like the Mexican Primera Division so much.
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>>48524
>Cruz Azul is win

During the last WC, I lol'd my ass off every time Germany was playing...hearing Andrés Cantor say "Siege Schweinsteiger" did it every time

two best calls ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KGR-t-icxw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFvXVlfu4vs&feature=related
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>>48540

epic lulz
>> Anonymous
>>48282
this

also, just a matter of time before the U.S. dominates soccer/football/faggotball, w/e it is
>> Anonymous
>>48556


That point in time will be when ESPN talking heads stop responding to soccer stories with "LOL BORING MOVING ON"
>> Anonymous
Brazil national team.. FUCK EUROPE!
>> Anonymous
Manchester United is the biggest bandwagon, but if you want a team that has U.S support, chose Liverpool.

Gillet and Hicks FTW!
>> Anonymous
a classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vgXkTRPIrY
>> Anonymous
Manchester United, it's what all the fags like