this picture pretty much confirms our assumption of phelphs having a huge dick made out of gold.
10:1 its stuffed
Steroid user.
>>246899steroids =/= huge p0n0sAlso, IT'S FUCKING USELESS IN SWIMMING.
>>IT'S FUCKING USELESS IN SWIMMING.What? having a huge ponos?
>>246904Keep lying. You and your "athletes" will get yours.
>>246915Lying? Steroids make you bulkier and weigh more, which is fucking useless in swimming when a lean body is much more useful./learn2research/, you butthurting faggot.
>>246904Wrong.Phelps uses it as his 3rd paddle.
>>246904roids make pen0rs smaller
PHELPS IS USING HIS PENIS AS A PROPELLER
>>246938wry did i lol'd so hard.
>>246938HIS EJACULATION GIVES HIM EVEN MORE SPEED! IT'S LIKE A JET ENGINE!
>>246974FAIL
>>246974that really wasnt very good was it?
>>246988reminiscent of alicia sacramone
looks small to me
that must be embarrassing. you just stand there KNOWING everyones looking at your cock.
respect his cock and tame the cunt
>>247012NOT WHEN YOU HAVE THE COCK OF A GODBTW CRUISE CONTROL
>>247012embarrassing? what's embarrassing about having a big cock?
>>247018that's a big cock?
>>247022jealous?
Swimming notes:Yes, the balls do matter in the olympics. Tuck that shit in for perfect streamline.What you see is all shaft. Not erect.
>>247012yea, but no one's laughing.
>>247056i lol'd at it actually
It's like wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all!
>>247064Stupid sexy Flanders!
I'm not gay or anything but I would take all of him in my ass without any lubrication.
>>247082>stupid sexy flandrewhy of course
look at the face faggotsthis guy looks a little bit retarded amirite lol
>>247012and taking pictures of it
>>247022it's called being FLACCID
>>248220sup fellow touhoufag
>>248222It's just freakishly long. Every bit of him is freakishly long.
>>248238well.. that settles it then. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!
Def not enough Phelps cocksucking on /sp/ today :(
>>248547that will change later on today
>>246927there's different kinds of steroidsand they mostly make you able to train harder, building up whatever you'd want to build further
his dick is long but skinnywidth > length
id suck the gold out of his penis
>>248608So a 3"x 9" dick would be ideal? Do girls regularly fuck tuna cans?
>>246997I was gonna say mine goes past my bellybutton and he's thinner than me.
>>248645it goes past your belly button SOFT?
>>248649If I clamp it with my boxers, yes homo
>>248657you're either lying or you're HEUGfuck me now, homo
Does it say pedo in the background? I think it does.
can somebody shop his dick to be shaped like himso it's like his penis is another phelps making the oustretched gesture he is making there
>>249000there's even an arrow pointing right at phelpsoh wow..
Guyz, that's just where he keeps his medals. Duh.
>>249001ha ha oh wow
So he has a huge dick, 11 gold medals, that body, and he gets to swim all he wants? Fuuuuuuuuck.
>>249082he had sex with a dolphin too
>>249061i see what u did there
>>249068hey im still waiting
christ he's ugly as sin
>>249093
>>249113not so.bad picture is all.
>>249118lol dolphins will have sex with anything that moves
>>249000yesalso GET
>>249113>christ i am such a jealous prickfix't
>>249196lol probably, but if you legitimately think he is good looking above the neck, youre either deluded, blind, or have very low standards
speedo lzr racer is fucking cheating.
look at his xbox hueg thighsgod damn, it's like a fucking horse.
>>249252>youre
/sp/ = /gay/
>>249274They offered it to all the racers.
>>249252You're dumb and a liar. He has beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile (crooked teeth though but I don't mind).
>>246894
>>249400lol'd irl
cunt
what a huge cack
The guy wears size 14 shoes. You know that dick has to be HUGE while erect.
I want to suck Michael Phelps' dick so bad.And I'm a guy..
small cock is small
>>246997second.
he's a grower not a show-er