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Anonymous
Great pitcher, or greatest pitcher?
>> Anonymous
For a guy with a CPA's demeanor, he has a sense of humor that a 12-year-old would envy. Maddux is a master of strategically timed nose picking, sidling up to an unsuspecting rookie in the shower and urinating on the kid's leg, and inventing just the right nickname for a teammate with big ears, a prominent schnozz or some other pronounced physical qualities.

"I call him 'The Silent Scumbag,'" [David] Wells said. "You would perceive him to be Einstein because he's quiet and he's always sitting there at his locker with a crossword puzzle. But he's got a silent sickness to him, sort of like David Cone. Those quiet guys are the ones you have to watch out for."
>> Anonymous
BONER
>> Anonymous
There was the time Mark Grace told the story of Greg Maddux sporting wood on the mound.
>> Anonymous
Just seeing the man makes me lol@Cubs again and again.
>> Anonymous
>>466900

You must really like baseball.
>> Anonymous
>>466900

LOL YEAH, he called a mound meeting and was all like "Well guys, I've got a massive woody.... what do I do?"

"Just stand here and talk for a bit, and it'll go away."
>> Anonymous
>>466988
What?
>> Anonymous
I wore my Cubs Maddux jersey the day he announced he was retiring.

:(
>> Anonymous
>>466988
I wish I was at that mound meeting, I would have told him to "think about baseball"
>> Anonymous
18 Gold Gloves

That guy is sick
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you rang?
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>>467449
Greg Maddux can suck my balls with 18 at Pitcher. I got 16 IN A ROW AT FUCKING THIRD BASE
>> Anonymous
>>467546
this
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>>466728
Greatest. Manly tears man.
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I'm still cool, right? Guys? .....Guys?
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i was going to put him as a joke but i googled him and found he was 40-11 over his first 3 seasons with the jays including 2 world series. also i found the image and have the same card with the same autograph on it, from when i met him at a zellers way back in the day. +1 if you know what a zellers is
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you guys called?
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Hi, my name is Joe Borowski and now I can say I was in a thread talking about the greatest pitchers.