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Calm down and relax. Anonymous
http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/story/2008/08/13/olympics-medals-canada.html

>The head of the Canadian Olympic Committee says Canadians who are upset with their country's lack of medal production at the Beijing Games should calm down and relax.

>The fact Canadians haven't won a medal in the pool has sparked a heated debate among readers of CBC.ca/olympics who are frustrated that Canada has been shut out so far in the Games that are now in Day 5.
>> Anonymous
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Hey hey calm down guy
>> Anonymous
AMERICA BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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CANADA CAN'T TAKE IT EASY
>> Anonymous
want one of our bronzes? we have a shitload of them.
>> Anonymous
>>250450
lolol
>> Anonymous
Canada should be lucky they're bordering such greatness.... ALASKA FTW
>> Anonymous
>>Day 5.

How about an up-to-date article there, buddy?
>> Anonymous
Maybe Phelps will let you touch one of his medals.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>250481

They're still at 0. Check Wikipedia.
>> Anonymous
>>250483
The men's 8 rowing team is going to whip Phelps with their gold medals in his bed a la Full Metal Jacket.
>> Anonymous
>>250486
I know that, but I think the whole 'let's just relax' solution becomes less and less viable as time goes on.

In other news, ohshitalmosthomerunbycanada.
>> Anonymous
>>250483

can i touch him instead?
>> Anonymous
give us steve nash and we'll toss you a few
>> Anonymous
>>250500
We're holding onto him, we believe we can acquire better trade prospects elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
CANADA IS BEATING CHINA IN SOFTBALL GOD DAMN
>> Anonymous
>>250528
everyone beats china in events that don't require judges
>> Anonymous
>>250539
Isn't china ranked like 2-3rd in the world?
>> Anonymous
>>250539
... umpires?
>> Anonymous
>>250539

Soon China will have enough CGI to not need Chinese, either!
>> Anonymous
>>250450
They're not even a real country anyway
>> Anonymous
>>250680
years-old South Park called, they want their joke back.
>> Anonymous
What would happen if Canada was like kicking ass in medals right now? Like they had China's team.
>> Anonymous
>>250686
we'd be crippled by ridiculous overpopulation
>> Anonymous
>>250683
decades old snl called, they want their sketch back
>> Anonymous
>>250693
thine very roots of American/Canadian hystorie calleth, they desireth their jesting be returned.
>> Anonymous
canada is a bunch of pussys
>> Anonymous
at least we can sing your national anthem unlike a certain southern neighbor I know.
>> Anonymous
EPIC defense by Canada in softball
>> Anonymous
>>250747
lol, the Chinese look like they're on the brink of crying
>> Anonymous
>>250702
Hey!

Oh Canada
Our home and native land
... duh duh duh duh.. duh duh duh duh duh duh
>> Anonymous
It's not our fault Shewfelt got fucked out of a medal.
>> Anonymous
We'd be willing to trade a gold or two for Rich Harden

If you fags give us Seth Rogen we'll give you a bronze. In women's individual sabre.
>> Anonymous
>>250702
Oh say can you see
>> Anonymous
by the dawn's early light
>> Anonymous
what's so proudly we hailed
>> Anonymous
by the twilight's last gleaming
>> Anonymous
whose broad stripes and bright stars
>> Anonymous
through the perilous night
>> Anonymous
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
>> Anonymous
o'er the ramparts we watched
>> Anonymous
were so galantly streaming
>> Anonymous
AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
>> Anonymous
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
>> Anonymous
gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
>> Anonymous
Oh say does that star spangled bannnnnnnnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr yet waaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee
>> Anonymous
For the land of the FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> Anonymous
And the home of the braaaaaaveeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>> Anonymous
Oh, Canada
Our Home and native land
>> Anonymous
My country tis of thee
>> Anonymous
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
>> Anonymous
Sweet land of Liberty
>> Anonymous
of thee I sing
>> Anonymous
land where my fathers died
>> Anonymous
from every mountain side
>> Anonymous
let freedom ring
>> Anonymous
Take me out to the ball game
>> Anonymous
viva espana
>> Anonymous
Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar
>> SSG Posted Here.
AND SHE'S BUYING A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
>> Anonymous
Guess what cafucks

Were gonna beat Cuba while you couldn't
>> Anonymous
I'm gonna give you every inch of my love
>> Anonymous
>>251499
that's nice, we don't care about baseball
>> Anonymous
poor cant-ada

;_;
>> Anonymous
Even third world countries are higher in the standings. What does that make Canada?
>> Anonymous
Wow.. Canada, you were watching baseball instead of the GYMNASTIC BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS? How did it go? Did Canada win?
>> Anonymous
>>251547
NO. THAT IS THE WRONG ATTITUDE.

Call him a faggot and tell him you're going to kick our ass. You need a medal, Canada.
>> Anonymous
>>251798

Mexico, but that would be an insult to them considering they have a medal.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla
%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=str&q=Canada+medal+count&btnG=Search
>> Anonymous
>>251815
I don't need to, we're going to do so directly later tonight in softball
>> Anonymous
All the good athletes who live in Canada would either be coaxed into coming to america or would willingly go themselves.
>> Anonymous
Canada doesn't win summer olympics, come back in 2 years when the winter games start.
>> Anonymous
>>251865
There is no reason Canada shouldn't be a top 15 team in the Summer Olympics.
>> Anonymous
>>251885
That's like saying Norway has no reason not to be top 15 in the summer games. You know, population nowithstanding
>> Anonymous
>>251849


Ever if you were actually going to it wouldn't matter because women's sports suck
>> Anonymous
>>251865

But nobody cares about the winter olympics.
>> Anonymous
They should fill the pool with gravy and cheese curds. Nobody but the Canadian athletes would be willing to jump into that smelly shit.
>> Anonymous
>>251897
The COC has set a goal of finishing in the top 16 in medal count.
>> Anonymous
>>251904
and yet, nations keep showing up year after year after year
>> Anonymous
>>251916
and I'm sure the COC is sweating bullets right now.
>> Anonymous
>>251917
well yeah the nations have to show up
but that doesnt mean the population of the nation gives a fuck
>> Anonymous
>>251865

So you guys are good at skiing and more different skiing
>> Anonymous
>>251931
obviously enough to eventually become athletes that participate for those countries that keep showing up year after year after year.
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>>251916
>The COC has set a goal of finishing in the top 16 in medal count.

the north carolinian hardcore band Corrosion of Conformity, gets to set rules and standards for Canadian Olympians? Quick question why haven't you won more golds as a country than Michael Phelps? kplxthx for being the dandruff of the USA, your Olympic committee should look into beating Uruguay.
>> Anonymous
>>251945
ok lulz so .005% i see your point
>> SCCAflagger !!gCgpSl26DF7
Hey I think I found the problem of our drought. We're still thawing out from the winter but before you know it. Boom right back into the freezer we go.
>> Anonymous
canada will come through.