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Anonymous
Hey smart sporting types, I know you exist and I need your halp. I have a portfolio entitled "Sports Science" to be handed in tomorrow and I can't do it by myself! so, heres the plan, you write me a brief paragraph or two about how science is used in modern sport (an intro basically) and I'll be getting on with the rest. Good luck.
>> Anonymous
Not personal army.
>> Anonymous
I don't need an army, I need keen mind and a qick wit...Fly you fools!
>> Anonymous
k, adding that now...more please. Also, less anal insertions, fissures etc. please.
>> Anonymous
The Patriots uses the science alot. From video tape science to the science of modern day choking. One could learn alot from the New England Patriots.
>> Anonymous
In Football, physics can be applied to most sports as players with less Mass can usually accelerate and turn quicker which adds to a player's general agility.
>> Anonymous
Fuck yes mods.
>> Anonymous
In the "sport" of Tennis, a line camera is used to determine wether or not a player is homosexual. So far all of them have tested positive except for the french nigger with no bones.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
Thank you mods
>> Anonymous
we have mods in /sp/?

and i was just about to put up a rapidshit of the roger clemens sex tape.
>> Anonymous
>>82720
There's a tape? Didn't this happen like 15 years ago?
>> Anonymous
>>82635
fucking owned.