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Anonymous
In my day, trolls didn't have 4chan! We just had to stand outside and wave our arms around and shout to get attention, and we'd do it in the snow and the pouring rain and we'd like it because that was all we had! You couldn't pass a field without seeing eighteen trolls wsaving their arms in formation like one of your modern wind farms all shouting about how much they hated the world. It was a beautiful sight. At Christmas you'd get door-to-door trolls who'd hammer on doors and start by singing a carol and then break into Never Gonna Give You Up. And we were THANKFUL because that was ALL WE HAD. We could only sage people by HITTING THEM IN THE FACE. And most of the time you didn't do it hard enough and they got angry but since this was the real world instead of throwing an amusing tantrum they'd just HIT YOU BACK.
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SURVIVED TEN SECONDS.
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