GOOD NEWS. BECAUSE OF STEM CELLS I GET TO LIVE ANOTHER 100 YEARS
Keep ruining the Raiders and I'll be happy.
GOOD NEWS. I'M NOT A FAN OF THE OAKLAND RAIDERS
oakland raiders are this centuries cubs
>>347171I heard this in Professor Farnsworth's voice.
GOOD NEWS. IT'S A SUPPOSITORY
When Davis dies, what will the headline be?I'm thinking "Davis dead, Raiders begin rebuilding process."
>>347190"Davies dies; Raiders immediate favorite in Super Bowl XCVII"
>>347199where the fuck did that extra 'e' come from?
>>347185a suppository that needs a 12" dilator in order to slide it in properly.Wait, not slide, jam in with sufficient kicking force
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WINNING? WE ARE THE FUCKING RAIDERS.
>GOOD NEWS. BECAUSE OF STEM CELLS I GET TO LIVE ANOTHER 100 YEARSAnd Broncos fans everywhere LOL heartily.
>>347246The whole NFL laughs heartily. Raiders are easily the laughing stock of the league.
>>347246Chargers laugh at both of you falling for our plan to lull the division to sleep before we sperm in yo mouth all season long.
>>347256what does that make the rams?
>>347272Not on my watch, boy.
>>347298Oh Ed, your tears taste so yummy. mmmmmmmmmmmmm....yummy tearss..
>>347286Rams have won a superbowl in the last 10 years