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PHELPS, if you knock her up I'll fucking kill you. Ausman
YOU HEAR ME!?!
>> Anonymous
>>294362
Too late mother fucker, Phelps sperm moves 3times faster than the normal sperm.
>> Anonymous
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Phelps is a pimp.
>> Goldilocks
BIG EARS GOT GAME
>> Anonymous
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>>Phelps sperm
KACHING!
>> Anonymous
Are they sleeping together? Before mirage? Does America approve?!
>> Anonymous
>>294765
>mirage

lol oh the spelling fail
>> Anonymous
>>294765
>mirage
is this like that word play thing that people do with words
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
Isn't he just being seen with her in order to squelch the rumors that he's gay?
>> Anonymous
>>294779
He's not gay, I swear. I have never done anything gay with my Phelps.
>> Anonymous
Stephanie Rice was dating the Aussie 100m swimmer, was she not?

Apparently they took "a break" to concentrate on the olympics. Man, I'd be raging if I were her boyfriend.
>> Anonymous
you know what they say about guys who are this attached to their moms
>> Anonymous
I bet if they had children the kids would probably look like dolphins.
>> Anonymous
Eamon Sullivan, peoples
>> Anonymous
>>294799

That's the name I was looking for, cheers.

Lucky bastard he is.
>> Anonymous
>>294782
>>294799
If I recall correctly, before one of his swims, the announcers were talking about them and said that she dumped him.
>> Anonymous
>>294782
She is concentrating on the olympics. The parts of the olympics after the races where it's a giant athletic fuck fest.
>> Anonymous
I heard Phelps is pretty... well not the smartest guy... Would anyone want him for anything other than the money?
>> Anonymous
>>294810
It's possible, but that's not the story they're telling.

From what I understand, it was a pretty big deal kinda power couple and typically, they try to end those things gracefully (at least towards the public)
>> Anonymous
Sage for soap opera faggotry.
>> Anonymous
not even hot you faggots

gtfoh
>> Anonymous
>>294782

Yea, and I think he was supposed to be a gold medal favorite. He only ended up with a silver.
>> Anonymous
I don't know why /sp/ is so in love with this guy. He's the kind of douchebag most of the fags on this site hate. If he weren't American I would have rooted against him in the olympics.
>> Anonymous
>>296148

BECAUSE HE WON 8 GOLD MEDALS BABY!
>> sage sage
>>296156
Doesn't make him any less of a faggot.
>> Anonymous
>American

I think you answered your own query. It's the same reason we cheered for gorilla dunks and loli gymnasts.
>> Anonymous
>>294362
Avg bitch is avg 6.5 out of 10
>>296148
Fuck phelps

FUCK YOU ALL
>> haters. Anonymous
>>296148
because he's the embodiment of a regular guy who has achieved an improbable dream.
Phelps is tall but only has an above average build and eats 12000 calories a day. His favorite food is pizza and pasta, yet he was able to stash all those golds.
People hate because a normal person can relate to him more, unlike godlike athletes.
>> Anonymous
>>296194
He eats that much because he burns that much. His achievements are great, but he's still an asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>296201
An asshole your faggot ass could only wish to be. Shut the fuck up you jealous faggot.
>> Anonymous
He looks average too- then again all them gold medals are blinding!
>> Anonymous
>>296204
I'm not the one slurping on his cock.
>> Anonymous
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Shit was so splash.
>> Anonymous
>>296201
dont doubt that he's a dick. he's a dick that won a perfect 8 for 8 gold medals, however, so I can ignore it.
>> Anonymous
>>296082
Looks?
>> Anonymous
>>296194
most professional athletes eat like that out of necessity not out of being a slob, like you.
>> Anonymous
i really don't get where this "he's a douche" consensus came from
internet trolls i can only assume
most people say that he's an uber nice guy
he was a dork who was picked on at school, not the jockish asshole i guess some people envision. there's no way someone like that could have turned out a douche.
>> Anonymous
>>297632he was a dork who was picked on at school, not the jockish asshole i guess some people envision. there's no way someone like that could have turned out a douche.

people who used to be on the bottom rung but suddenly become popular often become douches

there are many many stories and movies about this

like Mean Girls
>> Anonymous
Phelps = Dork whose only interest is swimming.
So unless you want to talk about swimming and techniques to win in swimming....

Look for another lover who would actually put out.
>> Anonymous
PHELPS WOULD GIVE ONE MEAN HANDJOB
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>>297662
this is what your penis will look like when he's through
>> Anonymous
>>297653
except, like i said, there is no evidence to support that this is what he has become (aside from internet hearsay from people who browse 4CHAN OF ALL PLACES) whereas there is plenty of evidence that he is still a nice guy.
>> Anonymous
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Sullivan could get way hotter bitches than rice
>> Anonymous
Rice would be prettier if she got a nosejob, fuckin hooknose jew

Also, gotta feel a little bad for the French camwhore... but not really.
>> Anonymous
>>297735

this.

he could date pretty much anyone he persued
>> Anonymous
They're both ugly. They deserve each other.