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Anonymous
This is just one reason why soccer sucks. You dirty foreigners have no taste. Watch a real sport, not one where it takes at least 100 minutes to score a single point on a field that is over 9000 times as big as a football field.
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>>360375
to be fair, much of the 100 minutes is spent diving and stopping play for the kicks.
>> Anonymous
>>360375
>>360383

fuck off samefag

reported for cancer
>> Anonymous
>>360386
hahaha
If we share the same opinion, we have to be the same person. But what can I say--you're a soccer fan.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
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This topic is now about Colt Brennan.
>> Anonymous
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Cats are the cure.
>> Anonymous
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This thread is now about the superiority of Liverpool FC.
>> Anonymous
>>360394
We're not talking about real athletes.
>> Anonymous
>>360396

5 EUROPEAN CUPS

18 LEAGUES

THATS WHAT WE CALL HISTORY
>> Anonymous
i was only>>360383

enjoy your b& for false report faggot
>> Anonymous
>>360399

FUUUUCK OFF CHELSEA FC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRzjc2N-rIU
>> Anonymous
>>360399
And not an ounce of talent in sight.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
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Colt Brennan is the cure.
>> Anonymous
>>360406
3rd string QBs FUCKING RULE! WOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
fuck yeah STEVEN GERRARD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoxQm4oUhx0
>> Anonymous
fuck no STEVEN GERRARD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVb2gbMtN3I
>> Anonymous
>>360411
Gay.
>> Anonymous
>>360375
>>360383

>100 minutes
>100 minutes

way to fail at basic math, amerifags
>> Anonymous
>>360415

forgot my sage
>> Anonymous
>>360415
>oh noes americans don't like boring gay sports so i'm going to call them retards because they said it was 100 minutes and it's only 90! i don't have a good arguement about the sport i jack off too
>> Anonymous
>>360415
Forgot added time too, eurofag.
>> Anonymous
>>360415
Oh, you defeated me. But guess what. Your sport still sucks.
>> Anonymous
>Arsenal 6 - 0 Sheffield Utd

Try harder, OPtroll
>> Anonymous
>>360375


O sh, CANCER! sage sage sage
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
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>>360375
>> Anonymous
OP has convinced me. I will now stop watching football, which has more representive bodies in FIFA then the UN has in its member states, and refer to it as "sawker"

Now OP with his finely honed persuasive skills, can recommend a new sport for me to enjoy. Do I hear gridiron? baseball?


<snigger>
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>>360446
>>360516

You know you could just press this?
>> Anonymous
>>360596
>nigger

you fucking racist piece of shit.
>> Anonymous
>>360775
eurofags have no class, haven't you figured that out yet? (why do you think they love soccer?
>> Anonymous
>>360596
Did you just call me a nigger, nigger?
>> Anonymous
>>360800
surely you can't be serious.
>> Anonymous
>>360775
>>360799
>>360800
>>360839
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
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>>360396
>>360399
>> Anonymous
WIN FIFA and we will go away
>> Anonymous
I runned into another player and hurted him. I am a great NFL player.
>> Anonymous
FAIL THREAD
>> Anonymous
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

SOCCER SUCKS SOCCER SUCKS SOCCER SUCKS SOCCER SUCKS SOCCER SUCKS SOCCER SUCKS SOCCER SUCKS SOCCER SUCKS

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
USA FIFA CHAMPS
>> Anonymous
To be honest, I used to HATE soccer until World Cup '06. Now I'm dying to get tickets to '10.

Those fans have are as loud if not louder than college football fans. And watching those guys play is pretty fucking exciting.

The thing is Eurofags, MLS makes soccer look like shit here. Trying to put a fail club game on TV with only 3000 people watching doing nothing makes it fucking boring.
>> Anonymous
>>362034
Well i sure do hope Americans dont judge Soccer purely on the basis of MLS.Ive been living and breathing the game since i was a kid and even i cant sit through more than 10 minutes of that garbage.
>> Anonymous
>>362038

I don't think you understand.

They DO!

And when Euro/World Cup comes on, they don't give it a chance.
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Soccer is gay because of all the drama and acting in it. Fucking man up and get up if someone trips you, you pussy. Instead of flying through the air screaming and rolling around on the ground. Shit is awful. I will admit, it is a sport, but it's pretty fucking gay.

Also, before some eurofag posts how awesome and popular SOCCER is. The only reason it is popular, is because poor ass countries like yours and other pathetic countries in the world can afford to play it. I find it extremely funny when the US wins at it too. Depriving you of your third world sport just because we can. You realize soccer is what all of our kids are forced to play because of it's simplicity, cheapness, and easy learning curve right? Absolutely pathetic.
>> Anonymous
>>362051

Okay,im not even gonna bother to reply to your argument of soccer being gay etc. because it will lead to the same endless loop of arguments it always does but as far as the first part of your post is concerned.

The game is called FOOTball,you might call it soccer but its fucking FOOTball,its played with your feet.When someone tries to stop you or get the ball away from you they dont ram their body into you at full force like they do in the NFL,they fucking step on your foot or try and trip you because the fucking ball is at your feet.Now a professional football players feet are pretty fucking strong because they need to be able to run up and down the field for 90+ minutes so when a professional footballer trips you or steps on your foot its pretty goddamn painful.There is some pretty hardcore tackling in the NFL aswell(to the body,not the feet ofcourse) but NFL players wear helmets so you cant really see their facial expressions but i doubt theyre smiling after being tackled.
>> Anonymous
>>362063
save your effort and sage the cancer.
>> Anonymous
sage for stupids amerifags
>> Anonymous
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>> Heynonnynonnymous
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And what's up with the short shorts, Europeans. Anyone who shows that much male thigh in America is branded as being somewhat fruity, ya know. And trust me...some of them fellows are fruity.

At least in American Football, our homosexuals are big and beefy, like Esera Tualou (sp)
>> Anonymous
>>362079

/sigh

Pads cause more injury.

I'd like to see an NFL football player rock the shit out of a rugby player. Rugby will then start crying for pads. Rugby players are small and slow compared to NFL players.
>> Anonymous
>>360383

increase that time if you're watching a game where someone Italian is involved.
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>>362082

And what's up with the tight pants, Americans. Anyone who wears tight pants like that in Europe is branded as being somewhat fruity, ya know. And trust me...some of them fellows are fruity.
>> Anonymous
Americans like games that end with big scores because they want to feel that they accomplished something, when in reality it's just a bunch of steroid abusing niggers running with a ball.
>> Anonymous
>>362089

are you Italian? that sounds like something a crying, football-playing Italian would say.
>> Anonymous
>>362088

The pants are tight because they have pads in them to protect the thigh (direct hit could cause immediate bleeding and damage lol, k, happens all the time WITH them) and knee pads.

Sure, let's put some pads in loose pants, they'll flop around everywhere, dipshit.

Come on Eurofag, THINK!
>> Anonymous
>>362091
>Eurofag
>THINK!
oxymoron
>> Anonymous
>>362091

Dude i know what the tight pants are for,i was just replying to that retard.

And for the record the short shorts are there because theyre comfortable to run in for 90+ minutes,if they wore tight pants like the NFL players do their crotches would be sinking in sweat.
>> Anonymous
People in /sp/ think football is superior because players get hurt more.

But when you present them with combat sports like k-1 or MMA, they go apeshit 'LOLNO NO SPORTLOLOLOLOL'
>> Anonymous
>>362097

I actually am a huge fan of NFL.

And a HUGE fan of MMA (before TUF noobs came along, Ernesto Hoost nigga)

MMA = sport. The people who say it isn't <3 boxing, you should know that dumb fuck. Not people who like football.
>> Anonymous
>>362100
Try some andy hug
>> Anonymous
Well if it isn't our good old american fags that can't seem to get their shitty sports no one likes to play and no one gives a shit about played or watched in anywhere else in the world but america.
>> Anonymous
>>362083
i'd like to put ronaldo in the pocket against the dolphins defense. he'd never kick his precious soccer ball again
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>>362063

Idiot. The game is called soccer. I don't give a fuck what you euros want to call it, but it is called soccer. I can't believe you just tried to justify soccer being legit by saying a soccer players feet are strong. You fucking trip and cry about it so you can get a penalty on the guy. It's fucking lame, pussy ass shit. I mean look at you, saying when someone steps on your foot or trips you, it's painful. Man up dude, seriously. I know there are legitimate injuries in soccer, but come on. 95% of all the injuries soccer players have rival that of injuries joggers suffer. I also like how you didn't even bother with attempting to disprove that soccer is a third world sport, and thus the world wide popularity that soccer has. Absolutely pathetic. The game is awful, and extremely boring. Here is a simple equation to show you what your simple cheap pathetic game is composed of.

Theater Drama + Joggers + Ball = Soccer

It's like watching joggers put on a play.
>> Anonymous
>>362114

Wow.

I really hope youre trolling,if youre not go clean your gun or got to your KKK meeting redneck.
>> Anonymous
>>362102

Yeah, too young to remember him so I went back and watched some of his old fights.

That fucking kick was retarded.
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>>362125

Eurofag detected. Truth hurts bro, doesn't it. I also find extreme enjoyment in the eurofags using an American site to bitch and complain about. Oh, by the way...

soccer, lol
>> Heynonnynonnymous
>>362125

Oh like your Nazi-saluting Scouse fellows you got in YOUR stands are better, eh?

Go to hell, bake bagels, repeat.
>> e l i t e !!hN3cVk7VMv6
DURFADURF LOOL I TROLL UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> Anonymous
Dear Americans,

Football is not a third world sport for two reasons. The first being there is no such thing as the third world anymore, Cold War ended years ago retards. Go to school. Second, Football is the most popular sport in modern, developed nations. In fact 8 of the 10 richest nations in the world all have Football as their most popular sports with Finland and Ireland being the only exceptions. The truth hurts I know, suck it up.
>> Anonymous
>I also find extreme enjoyment in the eurofags using an American site to bitch and complain about.

Uh... where? It you Amerifags who keep making these threads. Quit fucking crying all the time for attention.
>> Anonymous
There's a reason American sports don't have worldwide popularity. They're SHIT. NHL is decent, but the Canadians gave you that.
>> Anonymous
>>362136
>The first being there is no such thing as the third world anymore, Cold War ended years ago retards. Go to school

wow, such failure the eurotrolls are
>> Anonymous
>>362167

Oh come on! it was already on page 2
>> Anonymous
>>362114
Please give us your opinion on tennis. Is that a gay pussy ass sport also? Because they don't pad up and spread their ass in tight pants while engaging in excessive male body contact?

Football (the real one, that actually involves the feet and a real ball) is the world's most popular sport. American football is only popular in ... the US.
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sage
>> Anonymous
>>362051

There is diving and playacting... in some leagues. It's a pussy sport? I'd love to see you play as a striker against some angry 6' 4" Scotsman that wants to break your face on a rainy night in League Two...
>> Anonymous
Soccer is popular because it's a third world sport. It's cheap, easy to play, and an extremely easy learning curve. It's perfect for the simple minded peasants that call these pathetic countries home. It must really rattle your simple minds when America beats you. We only play it to just piss you off by the way. It's a luxury we enjoy since we've been saving the world since the early 1900s.
>> Anonymous
Ever notice how the Europeans never post any shit on this board about American sports unless provoked? I don't like or particularly give a shit about American sports, but I don't go into the latest NHL thread and tell everybody about it. And yet we have so many threads of Americans talking absolute nonsense about football/soccer. Feeling threatened because you're the only country that doesn't enjoy the world's favourite sport, perhaps?
>> Anonymous
>>362171
Tennis is not about contact. One can't avoid contact in soccer, and when you internationalfags are hit, you act like the biggest bitches. Football is a real man's sport. You can keep with your immature gay jokes while you watch two teams kick a ball up and down a field that is way larger than necessary in a game that is way longer than necessary.

Damn you internationalfags. Your sissy bullshit is ruining the NBA.
>> Anonymous
Also, football/soccer requires the most skill and talent of any sport you can name. Any idiot can play in the NFL - kicking a ball accurately to a certain point is much harder than throwing it there.
>> Anonymous
>>362181
No. But it's nice to look at what you non-Americans call entertainment. It just shows how unevolved you actually are.

By the way, what nonsense has been spoken? Soccer is boring. It does go on forever. The play are fagts.

It's not a sport if one can't use their hands, unless it's track or some stuff like that.
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This is an American imageboard. Eurofags, please take your gay soccer and your tears to your own imageboard. Oh wait... lol.

Europe - Wanting to be America since 1776. Pic related, similarities?
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>>362189
>> Anonymous
>>362189

Field goals, punts, kickoff, dropkick (lol Flutie). Thanks for just proving that FOOTBALL takes more skill than soccer. Straight from a eurofags mouth.
>> Anonymous
>>362189
Yeah, but are the soccer players trying to avoid being TACKLED BY 300 POUND MEN? No, because, as stated before, soccer players are bitches, who will faint by the mere thought of contact.

A wise man (Mike Tyson) once said, and I'm paraphrasing here, that one can come up with a perfect strategy in boxing, but when he's hit, all that goes out the window. The same applies to football.
>> Anonymous
football is awesome, american rugby not so much
>> Anonymous
In America soccer is for girls who are not masculine enough to play softball.