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UFC is bullshit either they wrestle around on the floor like faggots or they get in a lucky bunch or two in these faggots wouldn't last a second in my neighborhood and what the fuck is with that pads on the knuckles? can't these faggots take a REAL punch?
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No.

Pic related.
>> Anonymous
>>405686

and so what?
>> Anonymous
>>405686
The guy in the all white trunks (mostly white) was dodging the other guy the entire fight.

I love MMA, and the UFC (Fuck eXC, though), but that fight was fucking DUMB. I hope that dumb albino-kid got fired for that shit. Almost as bad as Ortiz's last fight in the octagon.
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>> Anonymous
Eh...2/10 for rampant stupidity...
>> Anonymous
>>405702
Yea, that Tito fight was a fuck you from Dana.
>> Anonymous
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Reported. Enjoy your ban, idiots.
>> Anonymous
based on your post i'm guessing your neighborhood is probably full of faggots who would get beat up by downs kids
>> Anonymous
>>405714
yeah. "oh, this is your last fight? k."

*runs to opponent*

"I don't care about ratings. punch and run, punch and run. i never want this spic to get a job in mma again!"
>> Anonymous
>>405718
yeah sure keep your gay activity out of my /sp/
>> Anonymous
>>405733

>butthurt
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>405730
IF you are talking about machida. Thats how he has been fighting forever.

Most people don't like it but it's well within the rules and he isn't running. More like excessive evading.
>> Anonymous
>>405765
and that's why you don't hear anything about the guy.

excessive evading = running away from contact
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>405777
So he should let himself get hit? He doesn't run otherwise he wouldn't k.o. Soko or make everyone he fights look like amateurs.
>> Anonymous
>>405703
Perhaps you shouldn't use Griffin-Bonnar to prove your "not a sport" point. That fight was pretty fucking good.
>> Anonymous
>>405730
We agree.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>405789
That fight was an untrained slugfest. entertaining. But a slugest nontheless.

A better example would be that Torres fight or Wanderlei vs Chuck even though they were both out of their prime.
>> Anonymous
>>405789
I'm sorry, there are no good fights involving Forrest.
>> Anonymous
>>405823

Obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
>>405823
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>405834
>>405838
Name one.
>> Anonymous
All of them. Except when he spooned that guy. That was kinda gay.
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>>405823
well to be fair I liked his fight with Jardine

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>> Anonymous
>>405853
Keith "I'm Wanderlei's Bitch" Jardine? Seriously, Griffin is a terrible fighter. He has no standup and even less ground. If a good fighter had fought Rampage that night, it would have been over 3-8 minutes. Like Griffin had earned a shot anyway.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>405913
Jardine isn't a bad fighter. He is just terrible with aggresive fighters. He beat forrest who has wins over rampage and shogun and Chuck.

No way he can be dismissed even with that raping that he got from Wandy.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>405913
dammit I wish we had an edit button. On the comment of Forrest. I agree that he is isn't as good as he praised and Rashad is going to kill him this December we can't dismiss his wins over 2 #1 lhws even if I'd take both of them in the rematch.
>> Anonymous
>>405923
Yea, that's just my nickname for him. I basically have the same opinion of Jardin that you do. Griffin however, well, I just refuse to give free rides a free ride. Maybe in 2 more years my opinion of him will change, but not now... I can't stand Bisping as a human being, and I'm still pissed about the Hamill fight, but I do respect him as a fighter. Maybe, I'll feel that way about Griffin someday, but don't count on it...
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So I heard you guys said this wasn't a sport.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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Fedor...How tastes my pee pee pee?
>> Anonymous
>>405677
fail troll is fail.

the fact is, excusing the size disparity, any top UFC fighter would probably out-perform an athlete form almost any other sport with only minimal training.

SUCK MY DICK! I'M A SHARK!! SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>406641

Mate, don't be a douche. Ufc doesent require the fitness u need for example waterpolo or like tryathalon
>> Anonymous
>>406659
You have obviously never fought before. Physical combat is probably the most physically taxing activity you can do.
>> Anonymous
>>406659
You're comparing MMA to Waterpolo???

Just get out
>> Anonymous
>>406659

in water polo if you slack off the opposing team scores a goal

in mma if you slack off you get beat the fuck up and possibly hospitalized
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>> Anonymous
Yah sorry bout saying waterpolo is as hard as ufc.
altho waterpolo is quite FkN hard
>> Anonymous
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You can sorta slack off in mma and guard for a full round but you can't in waterpolo or you get shat on by peirtro figlioli or a nother world renowned shooter
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>> Anonymous
>>what the fuck is with that pads on the knuckles? can't these faggots take a REAL punch?

While I'm pretty sure this is a troll, gloves are worn in MMA and boxing to help prevent guys from breaking their hands while fighting.
>> Anonymous
>>406681
this is a surprise to most, but all gloves (whether it's boxing or mma) are meant to protect the wearer, not the opponent. in boxing this is most apparent. the gloves add a full pound (16oz) to the fist, increasing the momentum of the punch's impact, but decreasing the chances of a cut, (as anyone who has been in a fistfight knows, bare knuckes will cut like razors) and increasing the bludgeoning power of the stike.
>> Anonymous
i would never do mma. upright muay thai is better
>> Anonymous
>>406711
you can practice muay thai in MMA matches. you'd just lose, though, if that's all you knew how to do.
>> Anonymous
whether or not this post is a troll, I'm just happy we have a thread to talk about mma
>> Anonymous
>>406711

And then when you clinch them only find you just got tossed and are starting to be GnP'd to death. I wonder who'll look like the asshole. Not the guy breaking your jaw my friend, not him.
>> Anonymous
>>406772
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>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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Time to post my handy dandy guide again.

Also, legitimate martial arts (muay thai, kung fo, taekwondo, hapkido, savate, etc) are far superior to the bastard mongrel that is MMA.
>> Anonymous
>>406784
liar.

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>> Anonymous
anderson fucking silva.

that is all
>> Anonymous
>>406825

The Marshawn Lynch of MMA.

Fucking beast mode.
>> Anonymous
>>406784
why are they superior?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>406784

Anderson Silva?