File :-(, x, )
Stanley Cup Finals Game 6. Anonymous
IT ENDS TONIGHT.
>> Anonymous
PENS SWEEP IN NINE!
>> Anonymous
when the fuck does it start? i hope early and no overtime plox
>> Anonymous
T-Minus 30 minutes.
>> Anonymous
>>134787
T-minus 50 minutes by the time the pregame horseshit is done.
>> Anonymous
>>134767

lol, I see what you did there. :D
>> Anonymous
>>134780
you cant sweep in nine retard!

Wings sweep in seven!
>> Anonymous
>>134819
OVERTIMES
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Leave Detroit to me.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoink
>> Anonymous
>>134833
You've been outgoaled this series by Mikael fucking Samuelsson. Hossa and Roberts are the only forwards on the ice that consistantly know what the fuck they're doing.
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
I'm keeping a counter on how many times "Sidney Crosby" is said during the NBC telecast.

Wish me luck.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>134839
You're going to set your computer on fire
>> Anonymous
in b4 Coldplay.
>> Anonymous
>>134845
I think any reference at all. It's a fuckin shame
>> Anonymous
>>134839

Does Crosby and Sid the Kid count?
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
>>134850
in b4 IT'S LA LA LA LA LA IT'S LOVE
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
>>134855
Yes, all references.
>> Anonymous
>>134850

BUT THAT WAS WHEN I RUUUUUULED THE WOOOOORLD.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>134839
You might overfill the field with that number.

Whoo, Stanley Cup game 6!
>> Anonymous
>>134855

I can't say for sure, since I'm not that tripfag, but I'd say "Sid the Kid" counts, but not Crosby. They probably will just say "Crosby" when he is actually doing something with the puck, and so wouldn't count as routine media cocksucking.
>> sweep in six Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
o rly?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>134863
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
>>134862
During play notes will be noted in the 2nd column, and shouldn't be counted.

IT TOOK THEM SIX MINUTES IN TO SAY HIS NAME. I'm impressed.
>> Anonymous
Whenever the puck is dumped into the Detroit zone this game, Fleury is going to go to work with an ice pick digging an ice trench for his defense 7 feet in front of his crease.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Also:
YOMAMMAWEEN
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>134869
wtf is this?
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>134839

Drinking game:

1. Take a drink whenever Crosby is mentioned.
2. ?????
3. Die of alcohol poisoning.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
Ryan Malone is now the face of the franchise?

wutNBC?
>> Anonymous
a game 7 would be the best thing to happen to both the NHL and my summer
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
One locker room look, one Crosby soundbyte, both heading into commercial.
>> Anonymous
>>134874
you are as original and funny as you are accurate and likable
>> Anonymous
>>134877
maybe the face of BAAAWWW amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>134879
and Bettman
>> Anonymous
>>134867

I lol'd.
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
WERE YOU EXPECTING THE ADDAMS FAMILY?

TMNT 3 was so awful..
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
That Cup lift commercial is pretty amazing.
>> Anonymous
lol,beauty
>> Anonymous
>>134887
Calm down James.
>> Anonymous
>>134887
wat
wat
wat
wat
>> Anonymous
>>134874
Wait.

Is that his real tripcode? Didn't this faggot say he had to miss game six of the finals and sold his tickets because he had more important plans?

Starting flame wars on 4chan is "more important plans"?

Good god, that can't be his real tripcode...He usually has the intellect to not post on nights when he's supposedly doing something important.
>> Anonymous
There's 1
>> Anonymous
>>134896
2
>> Anonymous
>>134898
3.
>> Anonymous
>>134874

So true.

Oh hay faggot. Finish your "obligations" yet?
>> Anonymous
>>134894
it's him

you expected different? he's a fucking bandwagoner, he probably has no idea who Troy Loney or Brian Trottier are
>> Anonymous
>>134894

That's him. I can tell by the "nj" in it, you can never forget that amount of fail.
>> B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
1 locker room look
1 soundbyte
1 PA crosby announcement

2 in game

This isn't bad so far.
>> Anonymous
>>134888
DO NOT KNOW IF WANT.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
OZZIE!

Already, good shot, good save.
>> Anonymous
>>134902
Trottier and Bossy>Jordan and Pippen
>> Anonymous
this game will be ruined by loops of "We will we will rock you" and "sweet home alabama" every 30 seconds
>> Anonymous
>>134871
fucked up guy on cam4/patrick21

thought it fit thread
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>134905
Are you going to post them one at a time? The thread will auto-sage in no time.
>> Anonymous
Useless stat.
>> Anonymous
4
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>134910
The Pens can't afford a good iPod to plug in for music.
>> Anonymous
5
>> B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
I'm only updating at tv breaks, guys.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Hahahahainterferance.
>> Anonymous
Well I see the refs are already at work.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
HAHAHAHA DIVING FAGGOTS.
>> Anonymous
MALTBY YOU PUSSY
>> Anonymous
Lolnterference
>> Anonymous
P-P-P-P-POWER PLAY
>> Anonymous
>>134921

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
GOOOAAALLLL!!!
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
RAFALSKI!
>> Anonymous
1-0

inb4Blowout
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
GOAL!!!
>> Anonymous
FUCK OFF, 1-0 WINGS
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
RAFALKSI

The tally
1 locker room look
1 soundbyte
1 PA crosby announcement

4 in game
>> Anonymous
GET IN!

1-0 Detroit
>> Anonymous
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>> Anonymous
This is such horseshit.
>> PedoBear
GG redwings.
game over.
>> Anonymous
>>134937
Translation: Baw.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
wings score?!?!?!?!
>> Anonymous
OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS
>> Anonymous
Ref should get credit for the assist on that goal
>> Anonymous
GO, OZZIE!
>> Anonymous
>>134942
BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT
>> Anonymous
>>134942
More BAWing. C'mon.
>> noko B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
Period 1, Break 1

1 locker room look + mention
1 soundbyte
1 PA crosby announcement
1 banter mention

5 in game

THE SUN IS OUT
>> Anonymous
I see the BAWWWWing has already started.
>> Anonymous
>>134942
Explain this with logic.
>> Anonymous
I DON'T WANT A DODGE! C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON NOW!!!
>> Anonymous
lrn2noko faggot
>> Anonymous
Come on. CB, you've only posted once so far!
Entertain me some more. I'd like to thank you for not going to the game tonight, it only enhances my amusement during the game.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>134942
If not for those Bullshit calls against the wings last game, there probably wouldn't BE a game 6, so stop whining.
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
     File :-(, x)
this is cb right now
>> Anonymous
Red Wings didn't even score that goal, it bounched in off a Penguin.
>> Anonymous
>>134951
Just kidding. 3 times.
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
>>134950
Oh wow, I fucked up.
>> Anonymous
>>134931
>>134918
>>134921
>>134933
>>134928


/sp/ - tripfaggotry

Srsly, trolling aside, what is the mindset of a tripfag? Are you that starved for attention you have to stand out in a faceless crowd?

Or is it purely a trolling technique? I've always wondered.
>> Anonymous
I can't wait until we put Dallas Drake down on the ice for good.

What a little bitch.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>134921
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Blind linesman is blind.
>> Anonymous
new fag here. who is cb?
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
>>134957

never done it before, board i like, don't really care.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
CB will back
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
at least we can fill our arena.


oh and yours too.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>134957
Little from column A, little from column B.
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
>>134957
I like to fill all the fields, basically.
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
>>134957
why does it matter regardless? trying to be cool and not be a tripfag so that your friends respect you, when secretly you want people to notice you, so you call us out?
>> Anonymous
BULLSHIT CALL.
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
Oh what the fuck.
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
if pens don't score NOW, might as well bring out the cup

in b4 quoting me and using it against me.
>> Anonymous
>>134961
murk loar
>> Anonymous
ITG: It's illegal to check a penguin
>> Anonymous
Two minutes, shorthanded up-ice movement. Number 33, Detroit
>> Anonymous
KRIS DRAPER PUNCHES GONCHAR IN THE HEAD WITH TWO HANDS

You fucking classless Detroit bitches.
>> Anonymous
winnar is you

1 free internet awarded
>> Anonymous
5 ON 3?!

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK.
>> Anonymous
Nice shooting Malkin.
>> Anonymous
5 ON 3 KILLED
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>134975
I've already Copied the words :D
>> Anonymous
rofl, pens cant score with 5 on 3
>> Anonymous
Way to go Malkin. Did wonders for that rush
>> Anonymous
What a wasted 5 on 3. Hold the puck so more.
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>134986
>five on three wasted

fix'd
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
is dat sum failure power play?
>> Anonymous
How about another drinking game.

Besides every time Crosby's name is mentioned, how bout we take a drink every time the Pens go offsides?
>> Anonymous
EPIC FAILURE.

HAHAHAHA.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Mexès

/thread
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>134981
How do I 5-on-3?
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
gg Pens
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
o lawd is dis sum raep?
>> Anonymous
>>134995
Nah I wanna watch the second period
>> Anonymous
IT'S LA-LA-LA-LA-LOVE.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, a 5 on 3, and you STILL got outplayed.

Get the cup, it's over.
>> Anonymous
GAME OVER BITCHES
>> Anonymous
Power plays in the NHL aren't long enough. 2 minutes for a punch to the back of the head? Penguins deserved way more than 3 shots on goal for that shit.
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
Period 1, Break 2

1 locker room look + mention
1 soundbyte
1 PA crosby announcement
1 banter mention
1 replay mention

12 in game

IT'S LOVE IT'S LOVE IT'S LOVE

IT'S LA LA LA LA LA

IT'S LOVE
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>134987
just try using them against me, see if i give a fuck

regardless of what i said previously, pens will win this game.
>> Anonymous
i'm taking a bonghit at every commercial break
>> Anonymous
>>134960

No, that went out.

5-3.. FAILED

OH SHIT NEW COMMERCIAL!!!11111
>> Anonymous
>>135008
CRY MOAR
>> Anonymous
>>135011here

i'm drinking with the game also
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
nesta

/thread
>> Anonymous
Therrien is about to SNAP.
>> Anonymous
>>134995
If you added how many times Pens puck carriers choke up a laughable turn over with no pressure, you'd be dead before the third period.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
NEEDS MORE YO-MAMMAWEEN
>> Anonymous
LERN2 5 ON 3 FAGGOTS
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135011
>>135015

who gives a fuck.

i wish everyone who drank during a hockey game would post in this thread to tell us.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>135012
I NEED YOU! I NEED YOU EVERY DAY AND....
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Stick didn't even hit him.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
>> Anonymous
5-4

Let's see if the Wings can score.
>> Anonymous
nao we see how2penalty
>> Anonymous
What is this shit? Hall didn't even get him in the face! It went right over the top of Lidstrom's helmet
>> Anonymous
Oh, lol.

Third fucking Power Play in 12 minutes. Christ.
>> Anonymous
rofl Wings PP again.

This will probably start autosaging soon lulz.
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
>>135010
>>134975
DOES NOT COMPUTE
>> Anonymous
>>135027

It doesn't have to be in the face, it's anything above the shoulders. You have to be in control of your stick at all times, that's the rule.
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
what happened there franzen?
>> Proof !!HYH71mAkmGC
Wow that was a close goal by Detroit
>> Anonymous
That was so fucking goalie interference.
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135030
>>135025
>>135026


o rly?
>> Anonymous
>>135037
lol baw
>> Anonymous
Dammit, so close.
>> Anonymous
>>135037

i lol'd
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135041
you mean, like 34.3 seconds close?
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Almost some gLOLtending there.
>> Anonymous
Grab the puck some more, Fleury.
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
>>135043
you're down in the series, dumb fuck.
>> Anonymous
should've been a trip, 5 on 3. if only it were crosby the would've called it
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135047
doesn't matter. two games or one, pens will play hard to the end.
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
hopefully, they're getting paid to do this shit.
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
who has more shots now wingsfags?
>> Anonymous
fleury better not have an epic game again.
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
>>135054
score board.
>> Anonymous
hossa got fucked up lol
>> Anonymous
Red Wings defense is kicking ass!
>> Anonymous
>>135052
>doesn't matter. two games or one, crosby will take it hard in the end

fixed
>> Anonymous
NOW NBC IS BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWING.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>135054
...GOALS ARE WHAT THE GAME IS DECIDED ON BELIEVE IT OR NOT
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
im sorry, that's a fucking penalty

how the hell does that not get called but half the other shit does?
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135063
oh?
>> Anonymous
>>135058
>>135054

Protip: Only houseleague players chirp about the score.
>> Anonymous
>>135065
do you have any tears left? Or have you completely wept all fluid out of your body?
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
Period 1, final break

1 locker room look + mention
1 soundbyte
1 PA crosby announcement
5 banter mention
3 replay mention
1 coach interview mention

14 in game
>> Anonymous
hossa tripped over someone making the play

not a penalty, you fucking pensfaggit
>> Anonymous
Pens sucking it pretty bad out there.
>> Anonymous
>>135065
get back to the game, maguire
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135069
>>135069
>>135069
>>135069
>>135069

coincidently, you've been jealous and horny 14 times during this game.
>>135069
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
WHERE IS YO-MAMMAWEEN, GOD DAMMIT?!?!
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
btw, i am tripfag cb's boyfriend

he can't be here cause i sucked his cock so many times today that he passed out and i can't wake him
>> Anonymous
>>135072

actually don't. he's far less annoying here.
>> Anonymous
>>135072
that's a fucking penalty, you nigger, Hossa was going to get the puck and he was hit just when he was set to receive it
>> Anonymous
LOL PENS
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135077
>>135077
>>135077

not me.
wingsfags are imposters of pensfags. they WISH they had crosby
>> Anonymous
>>135081
Trooooooooooooooooooooooooolll
>> Anonymous
this ice is shitty as fuck
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135083
>>135083
>>135083


what's a troll?
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>135085
Welcome to Mellon Arena.
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
i'll brb, i heard cb waking up
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
>>135081
No.
>> Proof !!HYH71mAkmGC
Wow Pit cannot get into their offensive zone at all.
>> Anonymous
>>135085
more like the shit is icy as fuck
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135090
>>135090
>>135090
>>135090
not me again

imposter count : 2
>> Anonymous
Hahahahah Helm gets stood up
Take that you tricky little bitch
This isn't fucking ice capades
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
Quit pretending you're me, asshole.
>> Anonymous
PUT FRANZEN IN THE FUCKING BOX
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135096
not me there

i was just sucking off cb again, fuck you imposter
>> Anonymous
end of 1st period and wings are DOMINATING!
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135102
also not me
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Not nearly as exciting a game as that last one, eh wot?
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
imposter count now at 4,

im glad i've ruined this thread for all you hockey fags.
>> Anonymous
Announcers make phantom calls a tad much... He was no where near him on that angle.
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
>>135110
no.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>135096

Can't belive I'm saying this, but use a tripcode you fucking idiot.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
lol @ 20 different P3NS sw33p in se7ens.
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135110
Not me.
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
>>135118
not me.
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
OMG i just screencapped a picture with crosby's crotch in full view! i'll be back after me and cb do a 69 with it
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
I want to touch Sidney Crosby's underdeveloped coinpurse!
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
so, when is babcock going to trade for fleury?
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>135115
Quick, every imposter make up a different tripcode.
>> Anonymous
>>135118
>>135120
not me.
>> Anonymous
>>135120
Not me
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135120
Also not me.
>> Penssweepupthierlockerroom
End of first, 1-0 Wings.

Go Wings go!
>> Anonymous
Oh Fuck, Cherry is coming.
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
1 locker room look + mention
1 soundbyte
1 PA crosby announcement
7 banter mention
3 replay mention
1 coach interview mention

15 in game

Okay, this isn't so bad, and no one gives a shit about intermission reports.

HEY GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD THAT THE ICE IS BAD?
>> Penssweepupthierlockerroom
Thread is autosaging, :(
>> Anonymous
>>135121
post pix plz.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>135125
Both me.

In other news, how DOES THE BOLD FRANGRANCE IN EDGE ENERGY GET YOUR DAY GOING?
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en !IL8mwN0ctg
Stop with the fucking imposters, you fucking fuck fucks. God, I love dick.
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
>>135127
>>135126
>>135122
>>135121
not me
chill out with that shit you faggets
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
i don't know what a tripcode is.


actual pens sweep in 7 here.

im not a 4chan virgin sexless faggot like the rest of you.
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en !dYBWv7DmSk
You're all fuckers.

>>135115
Thanks man
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
thread autosagged and i ruined the first one on my own.

now to thread two with an alias.

im not a 4chan virgin sexless faggot like the rest of you.
>> Anonymous
>>135136
1.Go to FAQ
2.lrn2tripfag
3.GTFO TRIPFAG
4.????
5.Profit!
>> Proof !!HYH71mAkmGC
Wow Pit cannot get into their offensive zone at all.
>> Anonymous
>>135137
i am a troll. actual wings sweep in 7 here. im a 4chan virgin sexless faggot like the rest of you.
fix'd.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Uninspired first period.

Wings got away with murder.

The Pens get scored on from a penalty drawn by an obvious dive.

The Pens look like shit on the Power Play.
>> Anonymous
>>135141

Don't thank me you fucking tripfaggot. I'd prefer you leave all together.
>> Anonymous
WHOA, a ad for GRiD? AWESOME

.>>135130

OMG NO WAI!
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
CB! You're not jerking off on Cindy's panties?
>> P3NS sw33p in se7en
new thread here
>>135140
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
New thread, faggots.

>>135140
>> Anonymous
>>135163

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
>> Anonymous
Don Cherry, still loving Gary Roberts.
>> Anonymous
THEY TOUCHED CROSBY BAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH