File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
MATT STAIRS /sp/s newest meme is goin' to the world series! how does it feel /sp/?
>> Anonymous
Matt stairs typical schedule

Wake up
drive to game
Hit home-runs
leave
>> Hexagram !iKGMr61IHM
i enjoyed this. for no reason other than its funny. and matt stairs used to be a pirate.
>> Anonymous
feels good man.
>> Anonymous
matt stairs doesn't drive to the game, he ties a rope to a ball, hits it, and goes for the ride.
>> Anonymous
arrive
HIT HOMERS
leave
>> Anonymous
lol matt stairs
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs is a fucking man. He doesn't even smile after hitting a home run he just trots around the bases like a man and sits the fuck down.

If Matt Stairs wanted me, I'd let him have me.
>> Anonymous
when the phillies went to LA, Matt Stairs didn't fly with them, he flew next to them, on a baseball.
>> Anonymous
behind matt stairs goatee only another fist
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs gets a home run with every girl he meets.

Literally, he hits them with his bat so hard they fly over the fence.
>> Anonymous
>>408410
When Matt Stairs picks up a girl at a bar, there is no first, second, or third base.
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs doesn't hit the ball because he wants a home run. He hits the ball because he really fucking hates balls.
>> Anonymous
When Matt Stairs went on his first date, he skipped kissing, skipped making out, skipped sex, and filed right for the divorce.
>> Anonymous
im detecting much win in this sector
>> Anonymous
matt stairs met his first wife leaving the batters box and had her pregnant before the ball landed.
>> Anonymous
The real reason behind the humidor at Coors Field?

Matt Stairs.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>408375
>>408452
>>408482
>>408488
oh god, lol
>> Anonymous
Whats the only reason the green giant was built? Matt Stairs
>> Anonymous
Baseballs didn't have stitches before Matt Stairs hit them.
>> Anonymous
>>408504

/thread
>> Anonymous
It's a known fact that every one of Matt Stairs' home runs are heard 'round the world.

He just lets Bobby Thomson have the glory, out of respect for his elders.
>> Anonymous
The only thing matt stairs eats is mashed taters.
>> Anonymous
>>408504
oh my god....lol
>> Anonymous
this is some of the funniest shit i have ever seen
>> Anonymous
this meme is getting better and better
>> Anonymous
WHEN MATT STAIRS HITS A HOMERUN

HE HITS A HOME RUN!!
>> Anonymous
>>408532
you ruined it junior
>> Anonymous
>>408532

Absolute fucking fail. Good thing this thread is so epic or your gayass troll might've murdered it.
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs hits home runs because it's hard to run fast when your balls are made of cast iron.
>> Anonymous
When Matt Stairs was a child his mother and he were walking in the park near a group of kids playing baseball. An errant line drive off one of the kids bats hit Matt's mother in the temple, instantly killing her. From that day on young Matt swore to take his revenge upon every baseball he came across in life.
>> Anonymous
Louisville Slugger once contacted Matt Stairs about his bat specifications. He replied by sending them a picture of his cock.

This is why Matt Stairs swings the biggest stick in all of the MLB.
>> Anonymous
>>408532
faggot
>>408540

hahahah, oh wow
>> Anonymous
matt stairs was never actually traded to philly. He just hit a dinger so hard that he flew on it like a dragon. and it landed in philly.
>> Anonymous
>>408550

i fucking lol'd hard
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
this threads delivers
>> Anonymous
>>408504
number one in my book sir
>> Anonymous
>>408550
Fucking win
>> Anonymous
Damn, Austin got fat
>> Anonymous
ttp://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit

archive this shit... for real
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs doesn't use email. he just writes the message on a baseball and hits a dinger to wherever the hell he wants it to go.
>> Anonymous
>>408592
STONE COLD MATT STAIRS
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
     File :-(, x)
>>408592
>> Anonymous
>>408592
Fucking lol'd
>> Anonymous
Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 408317

FUCK YES
>> Anonymous
lol matt stairs
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>408592
>> mehungrywantcookie
When the Iranians shoot missiles at Israel the US government just brings Matt Stairs in to knock them out of the sky
>> Anonymous
>>408636
someone give him a bat
>>408550
or a large cock, lol
>> Anonymous
the earth doesn't orbit the sun it orbits a baseball matt stairs blasted into space.
>> Anonymous
When Matt Stairs hit that game winning homer; Rex Grossman came because teh dragon was FUCKING UNLEASHED!
>> Anonymous
>>408636
HAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
Bill James recently decided his entire literary career has been a lie.... to make up for this falsehood, he will be titling his next book, 'SaberMATTrics'.
>> Anonymous
>>408641
win
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>408638
many lulz
>> Anonymous
Charlie Manuel once dared Matt Stairs to eat an entire bucket of sunflower seeds. Matt Stairs ate the entire thing, bucket and all, and shit out Ryan Howard.
>> Anonymous
>>408661
just pissed myself, many thx
>> Anonymous
Matt stairs never smiles after hitting a ball out of the park because he knows someones home has just been destroyed by the projectile.
>> Anonymous
Earlier today the Dodgers released a statement regarding the apparent suicide of young fireballer, Jonathan Broxton. Broxton was found, alone, in his home with his wrists slit. Investigators at the scene found a lone message, on the box score page of a Dodgers NLCS program, scrawled in blood. It read, simply....

'MATT STAIRS'.
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs passed a kidney stone a few years back... it still hasn't landed.
>> Anonymous
There are really no such thing as stars, all those billions of bright dots in the sky are balls that were hit by Matt Stairs and have yet to come back down.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
/sp/ has no memes. except 18-1, otherwise you are trying too hard.

However, the guy last Sunday who put eyepatch on on field goal posts. For a specific team, that made me LOL. That isn't even a meme, made me laff as much as 18-1. I get that newfags r trying too hard, *shrug*.
>> Anonymous
>>408733
Thanks for the combo breaker bro, butthurt lafag i see everyone loves matt stairs. strike him down and he will become more powerful than you could imagine!
>> Anonymous
Do you know why there was no plane wreckage outside the Pentagon on 9/11?

It was really the result of a Matt Stairs home run.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Remember when the space shuttle challenger blew up?


It was actually Matt Stairs hitting it with a home run, the home runs Matt Stairs hits are the only thing Matt Stairs allows in outer space.
>> Anonymous
>>408765
that could have been funnier
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs has fucked the Philly Phanatic.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
MATT STAIRS: He eats lighting and craps thunda!
>> Anonymous
A Matt Stairs homer started the Big Bang Theory
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
a matt stairs homer is responsible for 9/11
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs decided not to participate in this years home-run derby, he didn't want to embarrass Josh Hamilton.
>> Anonymous
matt stairs held up a shit and rained diamonds.

also, /whois Matt Stairs?
>> Anonymous
Just as Matt Stairs stepped to the plate for would could be the most important at-bat of his career, he realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all of one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, and life is but a dream in which we're imaginations of ourselves...

He then channeled the energy contained in all matter and imagined the bat as an extension of himself... He lost himself in the energy and felt enlightened, even elevated to a higher plain of existence... When Jonathan Broxton released his grip on the ball, Matt realized that he could actually feel the ball gently gliding through the air as naturally as if he was the air itself...

He could hear the air rushing over the seams of the ball, he could feel the cool Los Angeles air kissing his skin, and it felt as if he could reach into reality as we know it, and control what was to happen next.

He eventually came down from this celestial experience...

The ball, however, has not been seen since...
>> Anonymous
Rain is caused by God crying when Matt Stairs hits him in the nuts with a home run.
>> Anonymous
>>408829
this...
>> Anonymous
>>408830
fair enough. A further question- when matt stairs meets rax grissman, what happens?
>> Anonymous
>>408844
does not compute.
>> Anonymous
>>408848
good to know.
>> Anonymous
>>408844

please see:

>>408643
>> SSG Posted Here
There's a lady who’s sure
All the glitters is gold
And she's buying a Matt Stairs-way to Heaven
When she gets there she knows
If he's still hitting every thing the Dodgers throws
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she’s buying a Matt Stairs-way to Heaven.
There’s a scoreboard on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know numbers still haven't been put up when the ball hasn't landed.
In a tree by the stadium
There’s Vin Scully who sings,
Sometimes all of the Dodgers pitchers misthrow things

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.
There’s a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And the Dodgers fans are already leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of Dodgersfan BAWING through the trees,
And the voices of those Philliesfans who stand looking.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
>> SSG Posted Here
>>408855
There’s a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And the Dodgers fans are already leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of Dodgersfan BAWING through the trees,
And the voices of those Philliesfans who stand looking.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And it’s whispered that soon
If we all listen Vin Scully's call
Then the Phillies will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the Philliesfans will echo with laughter.
(Does anybody remember laughter?)

If there’s a bustle in your Manny hair grow
Don’t be alarmed now
It’s just a spring clean, for the Yankees…
Yes there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There isn’t time to change the bandwagon you’re on
And it makes me wonder.....
>> SSG Posted Here
>>408855
>>408859
Your head is humming Take Me Out To The Ballgame, and it won’t go
In case you don’t know
The Phillies bandwagon calling you to join them
Dear tripfags can you hear the wind blow
And did you know
Your Stairs-way lies on the LA wind…………..

(Insert the greatest solo in rock history, aka the original Stairway To Heaven solo, note-for-note)

And as we wind on down the road
Our computers taller than our soul.
There walks a pornstar we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to Championship trophy gold
And if you listen very hard
The gamecall without Buck will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be on the NL’s bandwagon, and not the AL’s……………….

And shes buying a Matt Stairs-way, To Heaven…………….
>> Anonymous
mott stirs rax grissman, there is only one kort worner. the guy who can stare at stars and make them fall down, also his wife.
>> Anonymous
>>408860
>>408859
>>408855

are you the one that leaves the phillies songs on the shane victorino blog? If so... awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>408865
no... but this is related... comment left by "Lehigh Valley Lu"

There's a Phil no one knows
Who will cure all our woes
When Matt Stairs blasts a "Stair-way" to heaven.
Phillies sadly deprived
By an outfielder's dive,
Then Matt Stairs blasts a fast ball to heaven.

Oooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
And Matt Stairs blasts a "Stair-way" to heaven.

He's the man of our dreams;
Played on twelve different teams,
And Matt knows in his head what he came for.
In a pinch, he will stand,
With a bat in his hand,
With a swing he will give what we've prayed for!

Oooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh,
With a swing he will give what we've prayed for!

(guitar solo)

(fast with gusto)
The Phillies trailing three to five.
The Dodgers thwarted every drive.
Shane Victorino lets one fly,
And now the Phils and Dodgers tie!

Here comes the batter no one knows.
His homer sails to upper rows!
"The Phillies win!" sportscasters cry.
The LA Dodgers asking "Why??"
It's just the way the ballgame goes....

oh-oh...oh-oh...oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
(slowly)
When Matt stairs delivers Phillies Phans
To heaven!
>> Anonymous
>>408855
>>408859
>>408860
Such win. this thread is now officially epic.
>> Anonymous
>>408866
That's awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>408855
>>408859
>>408860
>>408866
This thread had better get archived.
>> Anonymous
>>408869
>Such win. this thread is now officially epic.

god epic is cheap nowadays. /thread made me *chuckle*, not epic. however, freshmen... I do not care enough to fight about it. but fuck, all the newfags doing screencap and running to ED. I am just pointing this out.
>> Anonymous
MATT STAIRS>BABE RUTH, TED WILLIAMS, WILLIE MAYS, JOE DIMAGGIO, HANK AARON, TY COBB, JIMMY FOXX, ROGERS HORNSBY ETC.
>> Anonymous
phillies are on the Matt-stairs way to heaven.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>408876

Butthurt Dodgerfag trying to sound like he's been here longer than he actually has.

Also, even though it's mostly been done:

There is no chin under Matt Stairs' goatee. Just another bat.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
The Large Hadron Collider is not a gigantic centrifuge full of magnets. It is a gigantic centifuge with Matt Stairs, a 12-pack of beer, and a bat.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
The Philly Phanatic used to be able to whistle.

Then he met Matt Stairs.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Matt Stairs does not strike out. He swings so hard that the ball simply ceases to exist.
>> Anonymous
Guns don't kill people, Matt Stairs kills people...
>> Anonymous
I'm glad to see this thread is still going. I don't remember Matt Stairs telling us we could stop posting.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>408504
LULZ so much win in this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>408733
butthurt LA fan can't accept the fact that Matt Stairs is now a meme. Maybe he needs to be slapped by Matt Stairs.
>> Anonymous
If Matt Stairs had done a bat flip when he hit a home run, it would have caused an earthquake that would have destroyed Los Angeles. The only reason he didn't was because he knew they had to play Game 5 somewhere.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
The stock market didn't crash because of the economy... the stock market crashed because the ball that Matt Stairs hit Friday night landed in the middle of Wall Street.

Pic related
>> Anonymous
>>409030
>Monday night

fix'd
>> Anonymous
when matt stairs goes to denny's the grand slam with extra taters is already waiting for him at the table before he sits down.
>> Anonymous
When Matt Stairs was traded from Toronto, the city's annual suicide rate increased 24% in one night.
>> Anonymous
terrible thread is terrible

I would say go back to /b/, but even they don't find the vin diesel/chuck norris joke format funny
>> Anonymous
“When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys — there’s no better feeling than to have that done.”

Matt Stairs
>> Anonymous
>>408317
LEAVE THE WORLD SERIES TO ME

no one has said this yet
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
best thread ever
>> Anonymous
the moon never had craters before matt stairs
>> Anonymous
>>409086
butthurt dodgerfag is butthurt
>> Anonymous
the real reason they want to send humans to mars is to retrieve matt stairs hr balls
>> headsigh !pPyM90q9.6
     File :-(, x)
>>408876
>/thread
>newfag
>ED
>Dodgers

Also, nominating this thread for 4chanarchive
>> Anonymous
>>409243
it's already been archived... we just have to wait now for the 4chanarchive mods to check it and give it the ok
>> Anonymous
The US doesn't, and never has, had any military forces in Iraq. They just sent Matt Stairs.
>> Anonymous
Those MattStairway to Heaven lyrics rock. If Rob Plant wouldn't be a douche they could reunite and sing it. Or maybe Matt could take Jason's place at drummer for win.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
     File :-(, x)
>>409276
>Matt could take Jason's place at drummer

You fool! Do you know what happened the last time Matt Stairs played the drums? They had to postpone the World fucking Series there was so much destruction!
>> Anonymous
There would be a cure for AIDS if Matt Stairs hits balls inside the park.

Sadly, there is still no cure.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Matt Stairs caused 18-1
>> Anonymous
Few people know this, but the Large Hadron Collider involves little more than Matt Stairs hitting subatomic particles with a bat.
>> philly phil !!qCVBlsevuRr
John Madden likes Matt Stairs more than Brett Favre
>> Anonymous
>>409303
LOL
>> Anonymous
His fat ass was one of my favorite Blue Gays, sad to see him go.
>> Anonymous
lol so funnay XD just like chuck norris!!!
>> Anonymous
>>409283
Extraterrestrial lulz.
>> Anonymous
First of all, I am NOT a dodgersfag (or a bluejaysfag, metsfag, or a fan of any team that has any connection to Matt Stairs.)

Second, I don't hate forced memes. I still laugh sometimes at unleashing the dragon. Same with "leave ____ to me." Even USA WON FIFA and...dare I say it, 18-1 don't piss me off that much.

But the Matt Stairs jokes are so painfully unfunny...the ARRIVE / HIT HOME RUNS / LEAVE thing was ok, but you are fucking using Chuck Norris jokes. This is WORSE than /b/. This is worse than FARK. Is this what you want /sp/ to be?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCe6IEh3cRA

Since it hasn't been posted yet.
>> Anonymous
>>409368
Matt Stairs disapproves of this message.
>> Anonymous
>>408829
this shit made me lol hard
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
one of the many impact sites left by the balls hit by Matt Stairs.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Many experts would tell you that in 1908 a meteor landed in Tunguska, Russia and devastated hundreds of miles of forests as it exploded about a mile above the ground as it fell to earth. What experts don't know was that it wasn't a meteor at all, it was a baseball that fell out of orbit after being hit by Matt Stairs.
>> Anonymous
Arrive
Hit Homers
????
PROFIT
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Mimas,one of Saturn's moons, has a huge crater on the one face that makes it looks like the death star. Any guesses on how that came about?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I'd hit it like a Broxton fastball.
>> Anonymous
Hey, wtf, when did John Kruk come out of retirement?
>> Heynonnynonnymous
The only reason Matt Stairs left Oakland was because a PA questioned if his big girth constituted him to be considered a true "Athletic". Five years later, Oakland is no more, haunted by the curse of Matt...which has left Barry Bonds with a large head.
>> lol Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
And here's the pitch to stairs...
>> lol Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
WOAH! THIS BALL IS FLY'n
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
This ball is out of the park!

and...uhh heading into the sky...wait, whats that blue thing its heading to?
>> forgot my last lol Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Its gone throu- OH SHIT.
>> Anonymous
>>409477
WIN
>> Anonymous
this thread is so fucking epic...

Matt Stairs > Rax Grissman > Kyle Orton
>> Anonymous
>>409563
Butthutt Cubfag.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>409563
HOLD THE FUCK UP
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
>>409470
Why is it taking off from the third base line?
>> Anonymous
>>409567
Sorry Rax but Matt Stairs is our new God.
>> Anonymous
>>409695
its not, thats just where the flame tail ends
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Matt Stairs destroyed the Death Star. He let Skywalker take the credit so he wouldn't feel so bummed about his father being an evil overlord.
>> Anonymous
>>409695
perspective
>> Anonymous
BUMP BECAUSE SOMEWHERE, RIGHT NOW, MATT STAIRS IS GOING YARD
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs didn't say to stop posting.
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs is never intentionally walked, the ball is just too afraid of him to enter the strike zone.
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs doesn't unleash the dragon, he is the fucking dragon.
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs 3:16
>> Anonymous
you should all be ashamed of yourself.
>> Anonymous
saging for lameness
>> Anonymous
MATT STAIRS=GOD OF /sp/
>> Anonymous
lol butthurt, sry matt stairs destroyed your home with one of his mammoth blasts.
>> Anonymous
Years ago, a young Matt Stairs found himself on hard times and strapped for money. Needing some quick cash, he made one, and only one, visit to a local sperm bank. Through donor registry information, it was found that there were three offspring sired from his singular sperm donation. However, in the interests of privacy, the names are of course left incomplete, nevertheless they are as follows:

1.) Male - C. Pena
2.) Male - M. Upton
3.) Male - E. Longoria
>> Anonymous
>>410079
>>410079
4. J. Christ
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>410079
Shortly after the operation, Stairs contracted a rare testicular cancer and had to have one of his testes removed. The severed teste eventually turned black and was adopted by a famous baseball player and friend of Stairs'.

That player named the teste "Prince"
>> Anonymous
>>410100
>1. Randy Moss
>> Anonymous
FUN FACT:

Matt Stairs has an American League Championship Ring, despite never playing in an ALCS. It's a fact.
>> Anonymous
>>410117
Nomar Garciaparra has a WS Ring from 2004 even though he wasn't even on the team..
>> Anonymous
SO MUCH FAIL. THIS HAD POTENTIAL TOO.
>> Anonymous
>>410025
>>410040
GTFO
>> Anonymous
this is a boring postseason
no good series
i hope tb y phi go 6 or 7
>> Anonymous
In the future, where privacy is nothing more than a laughing matter, where government rules the lands, where people always live in fear, where even George Orwell could never imagine, ONE man (Yes, only ONE) steps up against the iron fists of tyranny.

No matter what they say about him, he comes from the shadows.

No matter what they throw at him, he fights back with a bang!

With the help of his mighty bat, this man is not only a part of society -- He's a legend.

The people shouldn't be afraid of their government. Their government should be afraid of Matt Stairs.
>> Anonymous
>>408452
>>408504
>>409155
lolololol
>> Anonymous
>>409468
>>409470
>>409475
>>409477
lol
>> Anonymous
much win with some fail, a great new meme overall.
>> Anonymous
The reason the Rays bullpen just blew a sure win in game five against the BoSox to make it to the world series versus the Phils?

I think you already know the answer.
>> SCCAflagger !!gCgpSl26DF7
     File :-(, x)
*Glass Shatters*
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
another matt stairs home run destroyes someones life.
Pic Related
>> Anonymous
>>409368
pussy
>> Anonymous
>>410996
they are afraid of matt stairs' horsecock
>> headsigh !pPyM90q9.6
     File :-(, x)
>>409567
You got something to say, Rax?

Yeah, I didn't fucking think so.
>> Anonymous
>>411493
fucking win... this thread should be a sticky
>> Anonymous
fail
>> Anonymous
MATT STAIRS just destroyed half of suburban Philadelphia taking batting practice in his backyard.
>> Anonymous
arrive
hit homers
leave
>> Anonymous
bump for awesomeness
>> Anonymous
matt stairs had to get his bat ok'd by the UN because it is considered an active missile launcher
>> Anonymous
Well not sure about you, but Everton is getting relegated this year. About time too.
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs is sitting alone in a room, preparing for the World Series. In one hand he clutches a Tampa Bay baseball. The other, a Boston one. The very second one team wins the series, he will crush the appropriate ball.

He doesn't have a TV or radio. He'll just KNOW.
>> Anonymous
>>411675
lol, a meteor shower is not a celestial phenomenon it is simply matt stairs taking batting practice
>> Anonymous
too bad he's a dope fiend
>> Anonymous
>>411685
butthurt
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs says

FUCK FEAR
DRINK BEER
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Stairs

Who defiled the Matt Stairs wikipedia entry???????
>> Anonymous
arrive
HIT HOMERS
leave
>> Anonymous
>>411783
>He has also stated on more than one occasion that he loves to have his "ass hammered by guys".

Amazing.
>> Anonymous
>>411783
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS, MATT STAIRS HAS ARRIVED, HIT HOMERS, AND LEFT.

AND HAD HIS ASS HAMMERED BY GUYS.
>> Anonymous
>>411783
lol obvious butthurt lafag trying to put down our GOD lulz only faggots edit wikipedia
>> Anonymous
matt stairs will rain down baseballs on the person who messed up his wikipedia entry. matt stairs already knows who this is.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJwoNSLRwg
>> Anonymous
This thread has all kinds of epicness
>> Anonymous
>>412029
ass hammered, many lulz
>> Anonymous
matt stairs typical day:

wake up
eat a small child for breakfast
drive to ball-park
hit homers
leave
>> Anonymous
posting in epic thread
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> SCCAflagger !!gCgpSl26DF7
Stairs 3:16 says I just belted your pitch
>> Anonymous
thread saving bump