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Anonymous
While I'm glad we'll get to see her one more time before she falls into obscurity for 4 years, doesn't this just sort of come off as the Late Show desperately scrambling to get an Olympic athlete after Phelps turned everyone down and Nastia got booked with Leno?

I mean, hopefully she just had a connection in NY and this didn't cause a reroute or something because the rushedness of it is pretty obvious. I wonder how they even got hold of her as its clear she thought she was headed home when she first got on the plane.
>> Anonymous
When is Nastia on Leno?
>> Anonymous
I'm sure she's happy to get on the show, regardless of the situation. It's not like a zoo expert cancelled with his spider monkies, so they got her instead last minute.
>> anonymous
what the hell is wrong with her thighs?
>> Anonymous
>>299177
Absolutely nothing.
>> Anonymous
>>299177
She's an athlete, unlike everyone else on /sp/.
>> Anonymous
>>299177
Built for speed. Not comfort.
>> Anonymous
>>299161
Gross legs are gross.
>> Anonymous
Dont feel bad, /sp/. There's still nationals and worlds to look forward to. And the reece's cup, tour of champions, and other competitions and exhibitions. NBC often airs those, usualy on saturday or sunday afternoons/evenings. Especially following an olympics in which an american team does well, there is enough interest in gymnastics that they do a decent job televising events.

And then there is this
http://www.gymnasticssuperstars.com/
Maybe Shawn will be coming to a city near you.
>> Anonymous
>>299180
You're witty, do you write for Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert?
>> Anonymous
>>299177
it takes muscles to throw her tiny frame into flips and shit like that?
>> Anonymous
>>299187
2/10
>> Anonymous
>>299186
No.
>> Anonymous
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>>299168

She's appearing on Leno tomorrow night.
>> Anonymous
<3
>> Anonymous
>>299276

NASTYASS JEWKIN
>> Anonymous
>>299314
are you implying that this fuckable lady is a jew?
>> Anonymous
>>299314
you best be JEWKIN nigga
>> Anonymous
>>299354

Slavshit fivehead
>> Anonymous
Hold on a minute. Wouldn't a flight from Beijing to Des Moines go over the north Pacific and not even come near New York?

That means no connection. I'm wondering if they paid for her ticket there.
>> Anonymous
Leno sucks, I'm glad the Queen of /sp/ is on Letterman.
>> Anonymous
>>299437
they should've put Luikin on Conan. that would make for some lulfest
>> Anonymous
>>299437
seconded
>> Anonymous
>>299424

They pay for the travel of all their guests.
>> Anonymous
>>299458
serious bitch vs. hyper conan
>> Anonymous
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oh fuck i misse michelle obama's speech tonight

also, go niggers
>> Anonymous
>>299168
Shawn is on Letterman tonight and Nastyia Forehead is on Leno on Tuesday
>> Anonymous
she's on now. her left eyebrow =\
>> Anonymous
>>299504
lol I cannot unsee
>> Anonymous
lets just say im thankful for the hair and makeup artists
>> Anonymous
she's still adorable.
lol her statue is fucking ugly looking
>> Anonymous
oh god she's so awkwardly adorable
>> Anonymous
>>299504
wtffffffffff
>> Anonymous
>>299504
Fuck did i miss it?
i been watching us open
>> Anonymous
OH FUCK SHES GOING ON TOUR, GET YOUR DICKS READY MEN
>> Anonymous
McCain is on Leno!
>> Anonymous
Holy shit she's so fucking cute.
>> Anonymous
DELICIOUS BUTTER SHAWN
>> Anonymous
She is so fucking cute and adorable.
>> Anonymous
OMG thats me in butter!
>> Anonymous
SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON SHAWN JOHNSON
>> Anonymous
haha, Shawn knows the Chinese girls are underage.
>> Anonymous
That shy/nervous laugh is so fucking cute.
>> Anonymous
my dick is rock hard
>> Anonymous
GET UR TOUR INFO HERE
http://gymnasticssuperstars.com/
>> Anonymous
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Faggots, the whole lot of you.

Hope Solo > Shawn Johnson
>> Anonymous
lol pacifiers
>> Anonymous
>>299542
She looks like an even bigger bitch than Nastia.
>> Anonymous
>>299541
November 16th
There will be much fapping, and my dick will rejoice.
>> Anonymous
hey /sp/
did anyone else notice the statue of her appeared be naked and/or nipping out? wtf?
>> Anonymous
>>299549
Agreed it looked like shit.
>> Anonymous
Oh fuck, i wonder if Tracy Morgan will say something about Shawn.
>> Anonymous
fitting really... shawn > nastia, letterman > leno

http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/video_player/index/php/962937.phtml
>> Anonymous
Just checked ticketmaster
Section FLR4
Row 4
Can't really get closer than that. Should I?
>> Anonymous
>>299560

You're talking about Shawn Johnson, OF COURSE YOU FUCKING SHOULD!
>> Anonymous
>>299555
God this is brutal, glad I didn't have to sit thru this shit for Shawn.
>> Anonymous
Dana Torres on leno now
>> Anonymous
http://gymnasticssuperstars.com/cast/index.html
holy fuck, shannon miller and samantha peszek
FAPFAPFAPFAP
>> Anonymous
>>299563

You should see his interviews on Conan, some of the weirdest stories I've ever heard.
>> Anonymous
>>299566

>holy fuck, shawn johnson and more shawn johnson FAPFAPFAPFAP

fix'd
>> Anonymous
that tour fails massively. no NYC stops? wtf
>> Anonymous
>>299575

She was just on Letterman, there's your NYC stop, too bad you missed it faggot.
>> Anonymous
Conan > Leno > A Scarecrow > Letterman
>> Anonymous
fuck this makes me sad.

i want so much moar of her.


:(
>> Anonymous
HELL YES.

BOOKED TICKETS NOVEMBER 9TH IN ST. PAUL.

ANY OTHER /sp/ARTANS GOING?
>> Anonymous
>>299584
Will Phelps be there?
>> Anonymous
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>>299581

>A Scarecrow
>> Anonymous
>>299582
Me too ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>299584

You must take pics and post them here.
>> Anonymous
>>299541
Closest stop near me is a 2 1/2 hour drive. =/
>> Anonymous
>>299541
>gymnastic ssuperstars

I lol'd, they couldn't even win the Gold.
>> Anonymous
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you best be joking niggers...
>>299542
the only one who even comes close is Heather Mitts.
>>299581
conan>letterman>10 yr old kilborne reruns>tom green>public access shows>leno
>> Anonymous
>>299593
Same. =(
>> Anonymous
I want Shawn to go on Conan so bad.
>> Anonymous
>>299598
Which stop is it?
>> Anonymous
>>299594

Who's "they"? Shawn Johnson and Nastia won a gold...and they're part of the tour.
>> Anonymous
>>299603
Sorry China won all the gold. Better luck next time Yankees.
>> Anonymous
>>299595


She cant top the cuteness of shawn johnson

no man can resist her cuteness
>> Anonymous
>>299604
lol butthurt
>> Anonymous
>>299604

Dude, are you retarded? China didn't sweep the Gymnastics medals.
>> Anonymous
Fuck Yeah Conan's on.
>> Anonymous
LESS TALK ABOUT OLYMPIC MEDAL WINNERS, MORE TALK ABOUT SHAWN JOHNSON!

<3 <3 <3 <3
>> Anonymous
>>299615
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
ITT: The faggots of /sp/.

Now excuse me, I'm going to talk about real sports with real men.
>> Anonymous
>>299628
good idea, how about we go get some budweiser and chicken wings while we discuss
>> Anonymous
Conan's doing his fake-cast list thing and he just cast Howdy Doody as Shawn Johnson.
>> Anonymous
Shawn Johnson mention on Conan!
>> Anonymous
>>299628


k bye
>> Anonymous
/r/ing conans picture of shawn next to howdy doody
>> Anonymous
>>299602
Tacoma.
>> Anonymous
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>No one can escape the evil reaches of Conan O'Brien
>> Anonymous
>>299646

get out
>> Anonymous
Westcoastfag here

I'm still waiting for Letterman to come on. I'm glad many an anon shares my sentiment that an assortment of single-celled organisms could be better late night hosts than Leno. That's why he got Nastia I guess. Even though she's great as well, I just can't get over the forehead.
>> Anonymous
Conan just did if they mated, with Phelps and Rice.
>> Anonymous
>>299645
I can choose either Detroit on Nov 2nd or East Lansing on the 7th, that's if when the time comes I decide to be serious about going. Only thing about that, is I'd probably be the only one going lol, and I'm not really comfortable with that.
>> Anonymous
>>299658
Choose both.

Seeing Shawn twice > Seeing Shawn once.
>> Anonymous
>>299656
and it pretty much still looked like Michael Phelps with long hair
>> Anonymous
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>>299660
>> Anonymous
>>299184
I'm not usually an eyefag but Nastia's purdy eyes sold me. Shawn Johnson has that one eyebrow slightly raised all the time like she's being incredulous.

Also the gymnastics tour is coming within an hour of me but I can't bring myself to go because I'll feel like such a depraved pedo. Outside of the Olympics I could give 2 shits about gymnastics as a sport.
>> Anonymous
>>299790
>Also the gymnastics tour is coming within an hour of me but I can't bring myself to go because I'll feel like such a depraved pedo.
At least you won't be alone.

<_<
>_>
>> Anonymous
A halfling is a humanoid creature similar in shape to a human but around half the size. They stand around 3 feet (91cm) tall and weigh around 35 lbs (16kg). They get on well with most of the other races and are known for their curiosity and tendency to collect things.
>> Anonymous
segment was way too short, tracey morgan hasn't been funny in 5 years
>> Anonymous
>>299276
MY QUEEN!
>> Anonymous
<3
>> Anonymous
>>299161
phelps turned everyone down because he doesn't know how to talk
it would be the most awkward/weird/silent interview in history
>> Anonymous
>>299566
Why no Alicia sacremone? has she already retired?
>> Anonymous
>>300045
He knows how to do only three things: sleeping, eating, swimming.
You can't ask him anything else. He probably wouldn't even be able to understand what you're talking about.
>> Anonymous
why isnt this on the front page?


<333
>> Anonymous
>>299161
Not the shape of a hot body.
>> Anonymous
front page bump

<3 SJ i want to marry her someday
>> Anonymous
Dawww...

S'ok Shawn, I still love you.
>> Anonymous
I love shawn :(

<3333
>> anonymous
I will always love you and your freakishly deformed thighs Shawn.
>> Anonymous
>>299542
i fucking love hope solo. whens the next time i cna watch her on TV or live online?
>> Anonymous
>>300618

The US women's team plays three times in September but I'm not sure of tv for these matches...

http://www.ussoccer.com/schedule/index.jsp.html
>> Anonymous
So you faggots are going to start going to fucking gymnastic meets now?
>> Anonymous
>>300650
nah alot of girls who do gymnastics are ugly (see: Nastia)
>> Anonymous
lolthighs
>> GreyDeath
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Shawn is a very photogenic "American" girl, while Nastia is a very photogenic Eastern European girl. Shawn markets better.

As far as Alicia goes, she made us lose the gold cause she was feeling sorry for herself instead of rooting for the rest of the team. She shook the confidence of the team with her demeanor.

IMO
>> Anonymous
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I'd love to be crushed by those legs.
She can do anything she wants to me.
>> Anonymous
Where's the J/O material?