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Anonymous
This is exactly what we've been missing all these years. World Series here we come!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/baseball/mlb/11/24/pirates.indians.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
>> Hexagram !iKGMr61IHM
god damnit.
>> Anonymous
... what the hell did i just read?
>> Anonymous
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>> Anonymous
The Pirates are now undeniably the ultimate troll team ever.
>> Anonymous
The Pirates are serious trolls.
>> Anonymous
I've never played baseball before and I can throw 84 MPH. Sign me up, faggot GM.

When you sign these people what are the expectations? I'm sure undrafted college pitchers would have more potential, no? I bet you could find some diamonds in the rough.
>> Anonymous
wow
>> Anonymous
LOLOLOLOL

the pirates are the official /sp/ MLB team
>> Anonymous
>>489659
>I've never played baseball before and I can throw 84 MPH.
No you can't.
>> Anonymous
>The signings represent a shift in policy for the Pirates, who have mostly ignored nontraditional markets such as Asia for players.

By the looks of things, they have ignored all markets for players for the past 20 years.
>> Anonymous
So I take it that the pirates will still be at the bottom of the NL central for many years to come?
>> Lambchop's Death Legion !d7bMXbKy6Q
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>>489777

Rolling in his grave, man, rolling in his grave.
>> Anonymous
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They had a Canadian playing left field for five years, eh?
That's not much different than Indian throwers.
>> Anonymous
>>489659
laughingelf.jpg
>> Anonymous
>"Think of them as two Dominican kids," House told the scouts.

LOL
>> Anonymous
>>489814
hahahahaha
>> Anonymous
here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jshe65EE0So
>> Anonymous
>>489779
doesn't have a grave.

he's still somewhere at the bottom of the pacific. Well actually it's more likely that he's at many place at the bottom of the pacific.
>> Anonymous
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Man, Topps is fast with them rookie cards
>> Heynonnynonnymous
Just heard the story on NPR. I had funny thoughts about the pitchers throwing lots of ground balls and hitting Albert Pujols in the crotch.

That's worth a $45 bleacher ticket alone.
>> Anonymous
>>490250
A cricket joke? In MY /sp/...?
>> Anonymous
>>489779
He's not dead retard.
He faked his death, he is now President of Kraft Foods.
>> Anonymous
>>489761
Sorry, but that distinction goes to the NEW YORK JEST.
But seriously, the Pirates are the worst run team in the NL, and if not for the Royals, the worst run team in baseball. The owners, GMs and coaches should all just be kicked out of baseball for too much failure for far too long.