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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Soddy. Ah Fahted.
>> Anonymous
What weight class is he in?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>254882
Super morbidly obese.
>> Anonymous
is this boxing?
>> Anonymous
Well you couldn't flip him. Perhaps shift him off balance...Perhaps if you were godlike.
>> Anonymous
Flying armbar is the only way to beat this guy since you can't throw him, or distract him with cake.
>> Anonymous
i'd give choke him and leave an imprint on my american flag lapel on his double chin
>> Anonymous
i'd gi choke him and leave an imprint on my american flag lapel on his double chin
>> Anonymous
lol imma purple belt in bjj and i would armbar the shit outta that fattie
>> Anonymous
>>255232
You're not a purple belt, you're a shitty two-stripe whitebelt. Suck my cock.
>> Anonymous
>>254910
Michael Phelps could flip him....in 1/100th of a second!
>> Anonymous
>>255232

shut up graciefag, that fattie, despite being an extreme fattie, would ippon you straight to hell

pulling guard on him would cause you massive internal bleeding
>> Anonymous
>>255249
I don't think anyone can pull guard on him.
>> Anonymous
>>255272

he's right. any attempts to pull guard would leave one's feet stuck in his belly button