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football newbie Anonymous
hey /sp/ I've just recently gotten into watching European football leagues on TV when I can, and I'm sort of new to the sport in general. I'm loving it so far, and a friend got me following the Celtic, however they play in the SPL which isn't broadcast nor talked about at ALL here in the United States as far as I know.

I have a few questions:
1. What's a good place to keep up on football related news, scores, stats, upcoming games, all that sort of stuff?
2. What's a good, entertaining team that I would enjoy watching that plays in the EPL? I don't want to watch the best, or richest, or whatnot, just a solid team that will be fun to watch. I was thinking about looking into Tottenham Hotspur because someone from my highschool actually played for them...

but I don't really know, am I going about this the wrong way?

tl;dr how do I become a football fan?
>> Anonymous
1. Watch the Fox Soccer Phone in on FSC. Call up and say your name is Jim Rome, and that you want to talk about "Gay Kickball". I'm sure Max Bretos would love to answer your questions.
2. Derby County
>> Anonymous
BBC Sport; Arsenal.
>> Anonymous
>>89761
Arsenal isn't entertaining
>> Anonymous
fox football phone in sucks
>> Anonymous
Just root for Brad Friedel
>> Anonymous
>>89766
lol, u funny
>> Anonymous
>>89767
its great, except for when webster gets on ronaldo's cock. that shits annoying as fuck. its all he talks about: ronaldo this ronaldo that. go suck on ronaldos twat.
>> Anonymous
>>89771
That's half of what makes it great. Just because its not your opinion doesn't mean its not an effective one for trolling.

In b4 E/sp/N
>> Anonymous
fucking go Team Ronaldo!!! god I hate that cunt
hes good but hes a fuck
>> Anonymous
If you want to become a football fan here's a simple tip: support anyone else apart from celtic
>> Anonymous
>>89773
It's sad but true :(
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>>89775
fuckkk you
>> Anonymous
>>89775
OP here: what's wrong with Celtic?
>> Anonymous
>I don't want to watch the best, or richest, or whatnot, just a solid team that will be fun to watch.

weirdo
>> Anonymous
>>89781
That was probably from a Rangers fan, don't take it seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>89784
OP again, gotcha. I can see why Celtic fans hate gers fans.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>89785
The hate goes both ways. Something to do with religionfags.
>> Anonymous
>>89786
Stands for "Failing Football Club".

More Yanks, more shanks!
>> Anonymous
>>89788
gonna stay up, fucking Birmingham.
>> Anonymous
BBC Sport

and

Newcastle or Tottenham are pretty entertain non-big four clubs.
>> Anonymous
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Everton
>> Anonymous
fuck you yanks!
n watch Chelsea mate they playin like dreams at the moment
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Fenerbahçe
>> Anonymous
>>89761
"there is an awful lot of foreplay and not a lot going on in the box"

Described Arsenal for about 2 month if not longer, after they got dumped outta the FA cup by United.
>> Anonymous
west brom
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Easily the best team to support at the moment. YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR's
>> Anonymous
>>a friend got me following the Celtic
>>the Celtic

Start pretending you're Irish.
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>>89781
nuthin's wrong..
FUCK YEAH NAKAMURA!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>89806
I'm half irish half finnish, is that ok? Are there any good Finnish clubs or Finnish players I should watch?
>> Anonymous
I'm a gers fan and hate that there is still a religious aspect in our game. gers play well-organised, professional counter-attacking football. celtic play kick and rush, long ball stuff under the guise of the beautiful 'celtic way' which is a myth
>> Anonymous
>>89808
Fulham have like the finnish national team. Litmanen is a finnish footballing god. But fulham are scum. Chelsea are low life scum too. SUpport QPR, we aren't in the premiership yet but we are technically the richest club in the world. DO IT.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queens_Park_Rangers
>> Anonymous
>>89809
>gers play well-organised, professional counter-attacking football

o wow huns are dumb.
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>>89809
>professional
>> Anonymous
>>89809
bias sense tingling
>> Anonymous
>>89811
they sound interesting, but I'm looking for premiere league teams to follow
>> Anonymous
>gers play 11-0-0 and win with penalties

fix'd that for ya
>> Anonymous
>>89818
Give it a season and we will be raping the premiership.
>> Anonymous
>>89821
i'd love to believe ya mate
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BBC Sport and football365.com are great places to follow the action

pic should help choosing a team
>> Anonymous
>>89824
This is what football is about. United!
>> Anonymous
livescore.net is a good place to find scores. Just scores.
>> Anonymous
>>89834
If I say United! too, does that mean I get to root for all of them, or do I have to pick one in particular?
>> Anonymous
>>89840
Manchester is the only team with "United" in the title that actually matters, so just them.
>> Anonymous
>>89847
Newcastle United
West Ham United

That's just the premiership.
>> Anonymous
Yeah professional he put his team before himself.i'm sure players get fined from the club for straigh-reds.celtic have no leaders who would have the guts to do that. also big jock knew and we're in the uefa cup final
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>>89757
fuck the EPL ;)
>> Anonymous
Aston Villa are on their way up, pretty young club.

Tottenham is my club and they are great if you want to scratch your eyes out.
Goals scored-4th-66
Goals Conceded-6th-59
>> Anonymous
>>89972
moar
>> Anonymous
>>89972
manboob
>> Anonymous
>>89905
Guts to put his team down to ten men. Real classy.
>> Anonymous
>>89976

ITT: someone that's never seen a real boob before
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>>89979
>> Anonymous
>>89979
I've never seen one but I've felt them.
You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>89984

Yes, yes, I know exactly wat u mean.
Their vagoo's feel a lot like cement and bricks
>> Anonymous
>>89990
Ahh yes, the Hoops of America. One day, I hope they play Celtic in a friendly.
>> Anonymous
>>89996

now that would be awesome. Toja vs Nakamura
>> Anonymous
>>89998
Celtic would win, but Toja would own Nakamura.
>> Anonymous
>>89998
who?
>> Anonymous
>>89996
>>89998
>>90004

same fag
>> Anonymous
liverpool FC most drama tbh.
try and watch the 2005 AC Milan - Liverpool Champions league final (serious business.) epic drama.
www.bbc.co.uk/football
all you need for any league that's in britain, premier league best league in the world, basically we buy the best players into this league :P
>> Anonymous
>>90008
Actually, no. And Toja would own Nakamura.
>> Anonymous
OP here: thanks for all the help guys, I've decided not to pick an EPL team until I've watched a few games from random teams to see if anyone stands out.

id say its been a pretty successful thread if we got tits too.
>> Anonymous
>>89757
Watch Everton.
Tim Howard is their (American ) goalkeeper, and he is damn good and fun to watch. They have a decent defence, Tim Cahill is fun to watch in midfield, and Andy Johnson and Yakubu in attack are a nice and entertaining pair.
Give em a try, you wont be dissappointed.
>> Anonymous
>>90063
dont support they pape bastruts, mon eh gers
FTP
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WATP
JJB
>> Anonymous
Support Tottenham if you are okay with losing derby after derby after derby and not winning a decent trophy, ever.
>> Anonymous
>>90466
lolwut
>> Anonymous
*Soccer
>> Anonymous
>>90623
im an american and i call it football out of respect.
>> Anonymous
Anyone but Liverpool. Murderers.
>> Anonymous
>>90633
OP here again, I'm thinking about following Arsenal, I've enjoyed the couple of games i've seen them play. I refuse to follow liverpool, as i have a few friends who are all liverpool fans, so I want to be able to talk shit.
>> Anonymous
>>90656
pick anyone but someone from the big four. be a real fan.
>> thenormalyears !!CsF0PNKYVw4
>>90659
I am a real fan and I picked arsenal. Don't think that everyone from the us that picks a big four team is a bandwagon jumper. For all I knew they were the shittiest team ever but

1. my girlfriend liked them
2. my favorite author nick hornby always mentioned them in his nonfiction books

and i didnt know any other teams except man u who were so kind as to send us that gigantic faggot david beckham so fucked hated them immediately
>> Anonymous
>>90667
>mentioned
he wrote an entire book about the team.
>> Anonymous
>>90667
no you're not.
>> thenormalyears !!CsF0PNKYVw4
>>90679
whats it called
ill probably check that one out

>>90681
ehh whatever
>> Anonymous
>>90690
either a troll or knows nothing about arsenal
>> Anonymous
>>90667
Man Utd never sent Beckham to America. That was Capello/Real Madrid. But whatever.
>> Anonymous
>>90700
actually Madrid was pissed when he said he was going to LA.
>> Anonymous
>>90709
and after he left, Capello said they shouldn't have let him go.
>> Anonymous
oh c'mon you know you want to be a Blackburn fan
>> Anonymous
i'd rather have sex with a manchester united fan than be a blackburn fan
>> Anonymous
celtic are the greatest football club in the world
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>>90966
fuck up ya taig basturt
mon eh gers
WATP
>> Anonymous
>>90966
seconded.
>> Anonymous
>>91240
we goat 50 titles timmie
we welcum the chase
WATP
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FTP
>> Anonymous
>>91405
take your bigoted, religious slanted, garbage elsewhere, it's not needed in football. you are the cancer killing the SPL
>> Anonymous
>>91439
yeez are the bigots wae yer fieds of athenrye and all that irish tosh
get tae fuck ya wee fenian

WATP
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>> Anonymous
>>91868
You are bigotted. Try looking up the actual word, oonce in a while and you'll realise I'm right
>> Anonymous
>>91877
"up the ra" is biggoted ya bastard
im no a bigot
WATP
>> Anonymous
>>91884
Bigot:
"a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief, or opinion."

So you're wrong.
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>>91895
ye are a bigot fur gwan against my opion ya eejit taig bastard
>> Anonymous
>>91899
Having an opinion and just not agreeing with someone else's opinion despite, are not the same thing.

In actuality, you are a bigot because you won't acknowledge others' opinions unless they're that of your own.

Now, get the fuck off 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>91905
u get tae fuck ya wee cunt ye
ill chib ye
>:(
>> Anonymous
>>91921
What? Did your mother fuck her brother and spawn you?
>> Anonymous
cheers for supporting the bhoys. we are a club that accepts all people and we pride ourselves on our diversity and widespread support. we are recognized as being some of the best supporters in the whole world...just ask fifa

but anyway, ive posted numerous celtic-minded threads here before. however the best site out there for celtic news and discussions would be www.celticquicknews.com

if you want to watch celtic matches online....just go to google and search for livefooty. there are usually all kinds of streams for the hoops.

im an american as well, so i guess if there is a team that i like in the EPL, i guess i would pull for fulham, based only on the fact that they field numerous american internationals. dont support tottenham hotspur....they are the definition of richboy posh faggots. i enjoy the competition of the EPL, but there isnt a team that i pull for at all.

i have one club....CELTIC

stand up for three in a row!!!
>> Anonymous
WATP = we are the pussies


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHMBULENCE

we need the season extended, not once but twice

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

we needed to postpone a match against the world known powerhouse that is GRETNA to prepare for lyon (a match that you loyalist cunts still lost)

you bitches should have moved matches FORWARD to avoid this kind of fixture pileup.

i kind of recall how in 2003 when celtic went to the UEFA cup final, there was none of this pish coming from our side. mainly, because we are not pussies who CHEAT TO WIN. nor do we whine to the establishment to get favor after favor after favor. nor do we rely on men in black like the REVEREND mike mccurry.

but yeah, rangers basically told celtic to get on with it in 2003, and we did.

now you faggots need to do the same and stop whining.


not like it matters cause little dick advocaaaaaaaaat has your number

govan bitches

gb2mordor
>> Anonymous
>>91979
What a load of pish. I'm so, so sick of the "greatest fans in the world rubbish." Can't be bothered to go through the argument again, but the whole high and mighty stance gets old quite quickly.

>>91990
I don't even know if this is a serious post or not. If it is, what a thick cunt you are.
>> Anonymous
the only shit i've ever heard talked on this forum in respect to the Old Firm is from gers fans to celtic fans. honestly, fucking grow up, you're not proving anything but stupidity by bringing religion in to it.
>> Anonymous
>>92008
you tell they cunts, TGFIW facking shite man
they sing they irish tosh deedle dee songsn get in loads a troble nd r not wanted around yerp
us bears are gonny take 150,000 to manchester peacefully
WATP
>> Anonymous
>>91979
fuck CQN and Paul PLC-ass-licker

where real tims go---->www.thehuddleboard.com