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DO YOU SEE THIS FACE? WE HAVE 4 YEARS TO LOOK FORWARD TO THIS DOUCHFUCK. WHAT DOES ANON THINK?
>> Anonymous
get out of here eurofuck
>> Anonymous
lol boris johnson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA
>> Anonymous
this is the face of the new british empire.
>> Anonymous
>>297136
british empire??? i lol'd
>> Anonymous
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y hallo thar
>> Anonymous
At least i can look forward to the guys on Mock the Week taking the piss out of him for his part in the closing ceremony this week.
>> Anonymous
op here, i mean come on now can london even compare to beijing? how are they going to make theyre stadiums? will they be as good as the water-cube or bird's nest?
>> Anonymous
>>297203
they'll be better they'll have the queen's bowl for water and the queen's bonnet for track.
>> Anonymous
This guy couldn't even button his coat and he looked like a damn slob. London will fail.
>> Anonymous
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this guy wasnt even responsible for bringing 2012 to london, it was the previous guy.
now this despicable sloth parades his dirty ass around the closing ceremony and gets all the credit.

on that note, it seems like we're fucked for shittyness on many coming events
World Cup 2010 SOUTH AFRICA FUCK YEA
London 2012 FUCK YEA
Euro2012 Poland\Ukraine FUCK YEA
etc.
>> Anonymous
>>297116
HE HAS ASS BURGERS
DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIM
>> Anonymous
>>297633

Wheres the 2010 commonwealth games.

In b4 no one cares.
>> Anonymous
London can't do it.
Christ, even the small segment they had at the closing ceremonies sucked ass.
>> Anonymous
>>297650

India lol
>> Anonymous
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>>297650
Delhi FUCK YEA
>> Anonymous
London is never going to be as- IS THAT JACKIE CHAN?!
>> Anonymous
he looks cool
>> Anonymous
London needs to do something bold and unexpected - memorable yet not too expensive

Some james bond shit
>> Anonymous
>>297705
agreed
probably the most memorable part of the chinese opening ceremony: the running man, was also probably one of the cheaper segments... well relatively to everything else they did, all of which must have been exorbitant
im sure a giant 360 degree screen doesn't come cheap
>> Anonymous
Expect yet moar uncoordinated dancing that doesn't work on the grand stage, moar spastics in wheelchairs and Bollywood dancing. Singing on stage are Will Young, M People, D-Ream, Scooch and a reformed Spandau Ballet singing Gold.
>> Anonymous
>>297667
They'll cancel it at the last minute and replace it with a fortnight long Twenty/20 cricket series.
>> Anonymous
>>297736
Suits me fine.
>> Anonymous
Just have David Bowie, singing Heroes, skip the Athletes thing, skip the IOC speech, change the logo and replace the sports with good sports.
>> Anonymous
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ok XXX olympic games 2012 - London

Who is excited?
>> Anonymous
London put on a terrible show for that thing. And they couldn't have chosen a better person to represent them than the man who left the place for a big pile of money in America?
>> Anonymous
>>297822the man who left the place for a big pile of money in America?

what?
>> Anonymous
London is going to suck so hard, hell I bet even Vancouver 2010 will even do a better job then them
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>>297818

Whoa, XXX Olympics? Women's Gymnastics needs to add the vertical bar specifically for these games.
>> Anonymous
>>297831
how long did it take you to think up that joke
>> Anonymous
>>297818
Their design is fucking ugly

It looks like a work of a geometry student
>> Anonymous
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http://www.anorak.co.uk/back-pages/188581.html

Come on. I thought 2012 would be 4chans kind of thing.

So far it has incorporated rule 34, got goatse on the BBC, and now they've used a completely inappropriate person to advertise the event. Fuck, China tried to cover up the Tibet shit, Britain isn't even trying to look half good.
>> Anonymous
>>297705
On a British comedy show over here they said the only way we could even come close to beating China's opening ceremony would be to crash the moon into the earth, with "FUCK YOU CHINA" displayed on the screens.
>> Anonymous
Ken will be back for the Olympics.
>> Anonymous
Just so everyone knows, we elected Boris Johnson as Mayor of London as a joke, just because he's so bloody funny
>> Anonymous
>>297832

Come on, this is still 4chan. I stole that joke.
>> Anonymous
everyone hates borris
>> Anonymous
>>297834
GET OUT BART I'M PISS
>> Anonymous
>>297812
>sports with good sports
don't you mean the not a sports with actual sports?
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WHOA WHOA WHOA
did somebody say XXX olympics? they need to add the being awesome event. only one person alive can enter.
>> Anonymous
>>297841
OH BLESS YOU
>> Anonymous
boris johnson is the proudest posh boy this side of blighty :-(
>> Anonymous
>>297873
Somebody translate this moonspeak.
>> Anonymous
should i invest in a pocket translator if go there in four years?
>> Anonymous
>>297880

Blimey, I thoot you'd loike some crumpets with your tea.
>> Anonymous
>>297886
what is tea :(
>> Anonymous
>>2978751
you need to shut ya maaf before aah floor ya!
>> Anonymous
>>297880
invest in a security guard. Us Cockneys don't like you woosy Americans with your 'garbage' and your 'candy'.

You chose to speak our language, at least have decency to speak it right.
>> Anonymous
>>297887

From what I understand it's that thing you're supposed to drink at 4 PM while at the same time eating crumpets. Whatever the fuck they are.

Do you think that even the peopel who are driving on the highway in england pull over at 4 to have their tea?
>> Anonymous
>>297892

What the fuck is a cockeye and why would anyone admit to being one?
>> Anonymous
>>297893
I take mine intravenously. Liquid crumpets dilluted in tea are stored discretely in my watch.
>> Anonymous
>>297904
Ignorant Americans believe that there are only two types of English people:

Those played by Hugh Grant in Notting Hill,
and those played by Vinnie Jones in Eurotrip.

Vinnie Jones being a cockney - hard east-London folk who will beat you up for fun.
>> Anonymous
>>297893
I thought it was 5PM...
>> Anonymous
>>297906
mmmm... can't even taste it.
yes us polfags are about as obsessed with tea as britfags yet we're not famous for it.
the only difference is WE DON'T PUT FUCKING MILK IN IT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
(a few weirdos still do but they are generally ostracized and spat upon)
>> Anonymous
>>297911

Huh, that's one more type of english person than I knew of. I think you're making that shit up.
>> Anonymous
>>297935
>one
You were STILL wrong. There are actually NO English persons in England. They are all in other countries. Mainly Spain and the US.
>> 4tran
>>297918
Us chinks are just as obsessed with tea, and even invented the damn thing, yet nobody cares. The only difference is WE DON'T OXIDIZE OUR FRESH TEA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. I'm sure "oxidized" carrots, cooking oil, and onions will sell well.