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http://nba.fanhouse.com/2008/11/17/shaq-says-laws-of-physics-are-to-blame-for-stuckeys-hard-fall/

>"When you understand the laws of physics like I do, the laws of physics state that a body in motion stays in motion," Shaq said. "So when you have two objects that meet in the air, the smaller object is gonna fall much harder at the same rate of speed. I've never been the type of player to take anybody out. I was going for the ball, little guy ran into a brick wall, and you know, he fell, and he added a little bit to the end. The referees looked at how he fell I think. But it's nothing I'm worried about, I've never been that type of player. If you understand physics like that, anytime you come in there out of control like that and you run into a brick wall, you're going to get that effect."

Shaquille O'Neal - Physicist
>> Anonymous
500 years from now everyone will treat him like some kind of philosopher. I guarantee it.
>> Anonymous
O'Neal's a master of Shaq-Fu for cryin' out loud!
>> Anonymous
>>473994
Shaqtastiq
>> noko
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physics...
>> Anonymous
>>474042
Shaqtus - triple word score
>> Anonymous
He is truly Shaqtaqular.

And a true philosopher, no doubt. Who can forget his nugget of wisdom, "Tell Yao I said 'Ching chong chang chong.'"
>> Blackiest -Star !x8ngkAZjXE
I am going to have shaqage this awesome thread
>> Anonymous
I guarantee hes taking growth hormone or steroids. expect more Shaq "physics" throughout the rest of the year.
>> Anonymous
>>474088
SHAQSPHEMY
>> Anonymous
>>474099

I'm just giving you the SHAQS.
>> Blackiest -Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>474106
I don't think you know shaqs...enjoy your shaqless life.
>> Anonymous
FHAQ SU
>> Anonymous
>"When you understand the laws of shaqsics like I do, the laws of shaqsics state that a shaq in motion stays in motion," Shaq said. "So when you have two shaqs that meet in the air, the smaller shaq is gonna fall much harder at the same rate of speed. I've never been the type of shaq to take anybody out. I was going for the shaq, little shaq ran into a brick shaq, and you know, he fell, and he added a little shaq to the end. The referees looked at how he fell I think. But it's nothing I'm worried about, I've never been that type of shaq. If you understand shaqsics like that, anytime you come in there out of control like that and you run into a shaq wall, you're going to get that effect."

fix'd for the year 2045.
>> Anonymous
>>474145
>"When you undershaq the laws of shaqsics like I do, the laws of shaqsics state that a shaq in shaqtion stays in shaqtion," Shaq said. "So when you have two shaqs that meet in the air, the smaller shaq is gonna fall much harder at the same rate of speed. I've never been the type of shaq to take anybody out. I was going for the shaq, little shaq ran into a brick shaq, and you know, he fell, and he shaqqed a little shaq to the end. The shaqerees looked at how he fell I think. But it's shaqthing I'm shaqqied about, I've never been that type of shaq. If you undershaq shaqsics like that, anytime you come in there out of control like that and you run into a shaq wall, you're going to get that shaqfect."

fixed for 2075
>> Blackiest -Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>474155
>"When you undershaq the shaqaws of shaqsics like I do, the shaqaws of shaqsics state that a shaq in shaqtion stays in shaqtion," Shaq said. "So when you have two shaqs that meet in the air, the smaller shaq is gonna shaq much harder at the same rate of shaqeed. I've never been the type of shaq to shaq anybody out. I was going for the shaq, little shaq ran into a brick shaq, and you know, he fell, and he shaqqed a little shaq to the end. The shaqerees looked at how he fell I think. But it's shaqthing I'm shaqqied about, I've never been that type of shaq. If you undershaq shaqsics like that, anytime you come in there out of control like that and you run into a shaq wall, you're going to get that shaqfect."

2100*
>> Warriorsfag !mOntaR93q.
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b-b-b-b-b-brainy smurfer
>> Anonymous
SHAQ SHAQ MY NIGGER NIGGER
>> Anonymous
>>474163
>"Shaq shaq undershaqinq the shaqaws of shaqsics shaq I shaq, the shaqaws of shaqsics shaqate that a shaq in shaqtion shaqs in shaqtion," Shaq shaqed. "So when you shaq two shaqs that meet in the shaq, the smaller shaq is gonna shaq much shaqer at the same shaq of shaqeed. I've never been the shaq of shaq to shaq anybody out. I was shaqing for the shaq, little shaq ran into a brick shaq, and you shaq, he fell, and he shaqqed a little shaq to the shaq. The shaqerees looked at how he shaqed I think. Shaq it's shaqthing I'm shaqqied about, I've never shaqed that type of shaq. If you undershaq shaqsics like that, shaqtime you come in there out of shaq like that and you run into a shaq wall, you're going to get that shaqfect."

Fixed for 3000
>> Anonymous
>"When you understand the laws of niggers like I do, the laws of niggers state that a nigger in motion stays in motion," Shaq said. "So when you have two niggers that meet in the air, the smaller nigger is gonna fall much harder at the same rate of speed. I've never been the type of nigger to take anybody out. I was going for the ball, little nigger ran into a nigger wall, and you know, he fell, and he added a little bit to the end. The niggers looked at how he fell I think. But it's nothing I'm worried about, I've never been that type of nigger. If you understand niggers like that, anytime you come in there out of control like that and you run into a nigger wall, you're going to get that effect."

Fixed for /b/
>> Anonymous
>>474196
Alright, I lol'd I'd admit it. Probably because this is the post I trudged through the others for, knowing it would eventually happen...
>> Anonymous
oh wow what a dumbass.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Warriorsfag !mOntaR93q.
SHAQIVE THIS SHIT
>> Anonymous
Not knowing much about physics, this is pretty shaqing.
>> Anonymous
I come from the school of shaquantum-chanics.

We study the belief of shaq while applying quantum theories to simulate dividing by zero with out destroying the universe.
>> Anonymous
>>474423
DOUBLE SHAQ
>> Anonymous
I come from the school of shaquantum-chanics.

We study the belief of shaq while applying quantum theories to simulate dividing by zero with out destroying the universe.
>> Warriorsfag !mOntaR93q.
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>>474457
Oh you must work on the Large Shaqdron Collider
>> Black-star !x8ngkAZjXE
What's shaqing in this thread?
>> Anonymous
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>> Warriorsfag !mOntaR93q.
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SHACKLEFORD

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