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Anonymous
SPORTS HAIKUS...... GO!
>> Anonymous
You're doing it wrong.
OP is not a haiku.
Please try it again.
>> Anonymous
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they call him sleepy
he can't win in the first round
his name is tracy
>> Anonymous
OP here.
His name is KOBE
a colorado rapist
is now MVP
>> Anonymous
miami dolphins
sucked big monkey balls last year
Super Bowl Bound.....wat?
>> Anonymous
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Haikus are so GAY
Who thought up this stupid post?
Sh*t I just did one.
>> Anonymous
>>90225
Three lines, fag.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
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Nuggets, Rockies, Avs
It makes the Denverite sad
BRB, crying
>> Anonymous
Crosby's a diver
No, Flyers fans are faggots
A /sp/orts board shit storm
>> Anonymous
I, jock Karl Malone
Will impregnate you, hottie
Wait, you are thirteen
>> Anonymous
Dallas and Detroit
The better team will win it
Pro Tip: Not Detroit
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>90244
Don't mention the Pens
The shitstorms always erupt
in b4 CB
>> Anonymous
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Bavetta's a cunt
the Kings should have won game six
But refs love L.A.
>> Sneak
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Brett Favre, great QB.
He has many great records
Because he is great.
>> Anonymous
Kobe MVP?
More like Kobe buttfuck
Kobe Bryant sucks
>> Anonymous
Eighteen and One
Still getting shit for it too
i hate you brady
>> Anonymous
penis penis cock
schlong penis penis penis
penis penis dick
>> Anonymous
>>90252
Kings choke on foul line
Game was still there for taking
Chris Webber can't win
>> Anonymous
>>90252
Butthurt Sac-town fan
Lakers still win a game 7
Your team choked on dick
>> Anonymous
>>90270
>Lakers still win a game 7
WRONG
LEAVE
>> Anonymous
>>90256

Haiku wrong format
Needs 5-7-5 syllables
Become an hero now
>> Anonymous
>>90274
RIGHT
>> Anonymous
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>>90274
IF YOU LOOK AT THE BOXSCORE
>> Anonymous
I called McNamee
A needle in my arm now
Next year win Cy Young
>> Anonymous
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>>90274

HORRY, FOR 3....
>> Anonymous
His name is CB
And he is hated by all
The Flyers in six
>> Anonymous
>>90294
finally /sp/orts board
has its first real unforced meme
hating dumb CB
>> Anonymous
Haikus are easy
But they are not always deep
CB is a fag
>> Anonymous
Tom Brady is his name
Tried to cheat
Failed anyways
>> Anonymous
You guys must stop this
You are just feeding the troll
He is the cancer
>> Anonymous
>>90304
You're doing it wrong
It's five-seven-five you twit
Go suck on a cock
>> Anonymous
Fuck "leave X to me"
Stop posting that gay ass shit
You fucking faggots
>> Anonymous
It always feels great
No matter how often said
Eighteen and one, bitch
>> Anonymous
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>>90283
Fucking Flail
>> Anonymous
>>90306

who gives a shit

18-1

BAWWWWWWW some more
>> Anonymous
>>90309

win
>> Anonymous
>>90292
>>90270
>>90262
wrong game faggots
i'm talking about game six
game six was a sham
>> Anonymous
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A perfect record
for the regular season?
Leave Brady to me.
>> Anonymous
>>90315
also read this shit
wilbon, nader, and others
all agree with me

http://www.dissidentvoice.org/Articles/BacherNaderNBA.htm
>> Anonymous
>>90315
you had your chance again
sacramento lost last game
quit your bitchin please
>> Anonymous
Haiku's are easy
When the final line always
Is 18-1
>> Anonymous
You call it Soccer
The Greatest Game in the World
Baseball Sucks my ass
>> Anonymous
We lost the big one
The first eighteen now mean shit
i hate you brady
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
Listen to Woody:
If you look at the schedule
You'll see that he's right.
>> Anonymous
I AM NOT READING ANY MORE OF YOUR POSTS
THAT MEANS I WILL NOT RESPOND TO ANY OF THEIR CONTENT
YOU ARE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL
HERE IS A VISUAL AID FOR YOU

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HAVE FUN TALKING TO THAT WALL
>> Anonymous
>>90328

That's a pretty shitty haiku
>> Anonymous
>>90329
maybe you are supposed to count the bricks...

no that's still not right
>> Anonymous
I am from Boston,
Yep, full of bandwagoners
but i love boobs
>> Anonymous
>>90332

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>90351

As do I
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
>>90328

I'm stealing this for my own use elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
>>90328
I AM NOT READING
ANY MORE OF YOUR POSTS SO
I WILL NOT RESPOND
>> Anonymous
I cant watch Soccer
Endless passing and down time
0-0 ties
>> Anonymous
>>90375
Hockey is better
Soccerfags know that its true
Soccer is awful
>> Anonymous
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I googled haiku
now I understand this shit
epic thread plz yes
>> Anonymous
>>90249
>Dallas and Detroit
>The better team will win it
>Pro Tip: Not Dallas

fix'd
>> Anonymous
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I'm a Packers fan
I fucking hate the damn Bears
So I love Grossman
>> Anonymous
LA Kings suck
Lombardi and Crawford
Please die
>> Anonymous
>>90399
IT'S FIVE SEVEN FIVE
YOU FUCKING SUCK AT HAIKUS
CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
>> Anonymous
>>90391
retarded wings fan
make your own haiku dumbshit
wings fans are douchebags
>> Anonymous
Wings Rolled the Preds
Not quite as bad as the Avs
Dallas fans, ready to cry?

amidoinitrite?
>> Anonymous
>>90427
not at all dumbass
thank you for proving my point
stars will kill the wings
>> Anonymous
>>90427
Haikus are 5 7 5, not 5 7 7
>> Anonymous
Turco is a queer.
That was five syllables, fag.
Franzen will own him.
>> Anonymous
Turco is hot shit
But never against the Wings
Stars will be burnt out
>> Anonymous
This thread is epic
I suggest to archive it
But we still need moar
>> Anonymous
>>90438
>Da llas fans rea dy to cry

That's seven, Einstein.
>> Anonymous
>>90442
wings rolled the preds
thats 4 hawking
>> Anonymous
>>90442
Wasn't referring to that, was referring to first line.
>> Anonymous
Pittsburgh fans forget
When Marc Andre Fleury lost
The World Juniors
>> Anonymous
>>90447
wasn't referring to the 3rd line, dumbshit
>> Anonymous
Tapped lightly on back.
Fall down like hit by auto.
Crosby dives again.
>> Anonymous
>>90450
Regardless, you still did it wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>90450
Uh, I'm referring to nothing but the first line in the SAME Haiku...not the older one.
>> Anonymous
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Three losers unite
Combined will they win the prize?
No, they will still fail.
>> Anonymous
Haiku poems suck
Time to go back to sports talk
NHL PLAYOFFS
>> Anonymous
>>90456
You guys. This is really fucked up. I have been posting on /sp/ for two months and don't really consider myself a 'newfag' anymore - but even I have my limits. This could really ruin these guys' reputations. Do what you must, but know that if you continue this, it will be without me.
>> Anonymous
>>90459
man /sp/ has been fucking weird today
>> Anonymous
>>90451
I think I see stick
Never felt it hit my leg
Oh well, I'll just drop
>> Anonymous
>>90459
GTFO NOW
YOU HAVE FILLED ME WITH MUCH RAGE
AND 18 AND 1
>> Anonymous
Crosby should try out
For the Canadian dive team
He'd probably make it.
>> Anonymous
>>90464
win
>> Anonymous
Spurs fans are nervous
Their team looks tired and old
Dynasty is over
>> Anonymous
>>90473
How does I count syllables?
>> Anonymous
>>90489

This is /sp/. Just be glad theyre getting the number of lines right.
>> Anonymous
>>90489
According to an online dictionary

Cros by should try out
For the Ca na dian dive team
He'd prob ably make it
>> Anonymous
>>90497
I dunno how you could slur 'dian' and 'ably' into singly syllables.
>> Anonymous
prob?·ably
Ca·na·dian
http://www.yourdictionary.com/canadian
http://www.yourdictionary.com/probable
>> Anonymous
One possession game
Will Lebron hit the big shot?
Haha. Of course not.
>> Anonymous
>>90504
(k? n?? d? ?n)
>> Anonymous
>>90516

haha
>> Anonymous
>>90516
Not near a TV.
Yahoo says missed 4 footer.
Lebron chokes again.
>> Anonymous
>>90516
lol.
>> Anonymous
can the celtics lose?
not at home apparantly.
let's see in cleveland....
>> Anonymous
I am Sid Crosby
The ice looks comfortable
I will lie on it
>> Anonymous
Kentucky Derby
Why let her out of kitchen?
Filly broke both legs
>> Anonymous
Who is this CB?
I am always so confused
Too lazy to lurk
>> Anonymous
What? Haikus on /sp/orts?
Now I will vote for this thread
On 4chan archive
>> Anonymous
>>90787
The troll of /sp/
Mainly a bandwagon fan
He sucks Crosby's dick
>> Anonymous
/sp/ gets great thread
first time worthy of archive
need moar cp3
>> Anonymous
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Philippe Senderos,
greatest defender of all.
Suck it, Baresi.
>> Anonymous
>>90860

rofl.

A WINNER IS YOU!
>> Anonymous
New Ronaldo ain't
half the player old one was.
Football's Sid the Kid.
>> Anonymous
I like sports OK
Sports is good for all people
Sports is better than...DAMN IT
>> Anonymous
Watching /sp/orts is great,
all this irrational hate
easily excused.
>> Anonymous
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All the Chelsea men,
Didn't make team of the year?
Greatest balanced team.
>> Anonymous
This thread freaking Rules
Then again I started It
I am a Legend
>> Anonymous
FUCK OFF CHELSEA FC
YOU AINT GOT NO HISTORY
>> Anonymous
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I Can See It Now
Dwayne Wade On Top of Star Jones
Eating a Cheese steak.
>> Anonymous
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>>90899

Moar like Avram Grant,
great tactical genius,
makes shit players shine.
>> Anonymous
>>90915

holy fuck i lol'd
>> Anonymous
Avram Grant tactical genius!
>> Anonymous
Philadelphia Flyers
Are going to beat Pittsburgh
Kiss my ass CB
>> Anonymous
>>90915

Winner
>> Anonymous
>>90915
holy shit has this thread been won
>> Anonymous
>>91020
>>91056

wow, really? maybe if it hadn't been said a few days ago
>> Anonymous
>>91062
the beauty was making the realization it was in haiku form
>> Anonymous
How could it be the winner??? second line is not 7 syllables.
>> Anonymous
Chauncey Billups shoots
It's totally good, OH WAIT
Refs cannot tell time
>> Anonymous
Make this the 2nd /sp/ archived thread! It's at 3 right now...
>> Anonymous
Plz die RMD
Stop spamming /sp/ with shit
Arizona sucks
>> Anonymous
Wrestling is gay
Steroids, scripts and fake fighting
gb2/cm/
>> Anonymous
7 games ahead
With only 17 left
EPIC fail, Mets suck
>> Anonymous
>>91103

More like gb2 /wooo/
>> Anonymous
>>91082
What happened to the 80000 get thread?
>> Anonymous
>>91124

Never got archived. Currently, only the Roger Clemens thread is archived.
>> Anonymous
>>91128
it got five votes
>> Anonymous
I do Like Haiku
Easy way to talk the smack
New York Jets suck Ass
>> Anonymous
Pistons are fucked now
Chauncey split his dick open
Orlando in 6
>> Anonymous
He's overrated
Derek Jeter is a bum
and loves the big cock.
>> Anonymous
>>91236
I do Like Haiku
Easy way to talk the smack
Pittsburgh Penguins...damn
>> Anonymous
OP is a gay.
This thread is so lame, it sucks
Hockey's not a sport
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
All /sp/artans can play
in one particular sport;
/sp/ecial olympics
>> Anonymous
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He is Rex Grossman
They call his sexy rexy
he is a REAL man
>> Anonymous
>>91472
lolol good one
>> Anonymous
>>91475
not a damn haiku
needs to have 5 for last line
yours surely had 6
>> Anonymous
>>91475
I wrote that haiku
Rex Grossman is not soccer
gb2gaia
>> Anonymous
I love Candleja*vanishes*
>> Anonymous
>>91475
he is a fucking retard
he needs to be lynched
>> Anonymous
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>>91484
>> Anonymous
lakers will win it
the jazz are just too damn weak
we can all see it
>> Anonymous
Read every reply
Some Haikus funny as hell
Others suck my balls.
>> Anonymous
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YANKS SAWKS YANKS SAWKS YANKS
SAWKS YANKS SAWKS YANKS SAWKS YANKS SAWKS
YANKS SAWKS mets phillies
>> Anonymous
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>>90215
Hornets will win all
Dyan Cannon will weep lots
SEE PEE 3 HI FIVE!
>> Anonymous
CB comes again
"Crosby will win the Conn Smythe!"
Ignore all logic.
>> Anonymous
WIYAH HANGAH
Cleveland sucks donkey ass balls
D.West is a bitch
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
With a sick curveball
The best pitcher in the league?
It's Cliff fucking Lee
>> Anonymous
>>91698
No.. just no. No.
Quit your trip faggotry
Cliff Lee sucks dick
>> Anonymous
>>91698
3/10
>> Anonymous
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>>90215
Dudes in the Cleveland
HAve lifetimes of fail REALLY
BRADY EFFIN QUINN
>> Anonymous
>>91700
NOT A DAMN HAIKU
learn to do them correctly!
syllable numbers!
>> Anonymous
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/sp/ cannot count
you are all inbred faggots
it is 5-7-5.
>> Anonymous
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>>91924

holy facepalm.jpg! i just failed miserably.
>> Anonymous
>>91924
>inbred faggot
1. it
2. is
3. five
4. se
5. ven
6. five

FAIL
>> Anonymous
>>91940
not just any fail, an extra special fail
>> Anonymous
I saw Iron Man
Much better than NBA
The Playoffs Suck Ass
>> Anonymous
>>91924
>>91938
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
Barry Zito sucks
126 mil.
for 0-20
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
Benson boating drunk
Why can he afford a boat?
Deserves no money
>> Anonymous
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>>90215
Brandon Webb kinda
Good and Not Joba Joba
Joba does suck bad.