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Anonymous
Hai Gize, back in my natural habitat tonight. I'd say matt stairs goes 2-2 with 2 bombs and an intentional walk those rays pitchers are such pussies.
>> Anonymous
drink beer
arrive
drink beer
kill hookers
hit homers
eat 18 hot dogs
drink beer
leave
>> Anonymous
when matt stairs was in Toronto he would occasionally hit homers off of the space needle and then leave
>> Anonymous
ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS MATT STAIRS ARRIVED HIT HOMERS AND LEFT
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>428562
When Detroit lost their division title in the final game of the season a few years back, Stairs came in and hit a HR to retie the game in extra innings.
KC made sure they didn't get a chance to use Stairs again.
>> Anonymous
>>428527
That is what I wish my life was like.
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs, meet David Price

OH SHI--
>> Anonymous
>>428591
yes because a rookie leftie is going to strike out matt stairs

ok pal. go wait at the bandwagon, it's in the parking lot.
>> Anonymous
Anyone else sick and tired of this shitty forced matt stairs meme?

in b4 butthurt Dodgers fag, I am an Indians fan.

This shit was just never funny.
>> Anonymous
>>428610
There's no such thing as Indians fans! GO BACK TO HOLLYWOOD!
>> Anonymous
>>428615

Actually there are more Indians fans then Dodger fans.

Learn2baseball.
>> SSG Posted Here
>>428616
If there were fans of the Indians, you wouldn't be the team that has gone the longest after the Cubs without winning the World Series.
>> Anonymous
>>428527
This sounded more like Babe Ruth


>>428601
Price is god. Stairs is some random.
>> Anonymous
>>428629
Great logic. More fans = more championships...

Tell that to the millions upon millions of retarded fucking Cubs fans nationwide.
>> Anonymous
matt stairs is a man who lives a life of excess. 10 hookers 50 hot dogs 100 beers and LONG homeruns. he is also known for his impressive bowel movements. His 2 most sizable dumps were November of 1978 and then again in 1979. These two dumps are now known as Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard.
>> Anonymous
>>428650
Hey. Only half of us are retarded. The rest of us are drunk.
>> Anonymous
>>428629

That makes no sense.

But thanks for proving my last statement.

>learn2baseball
>> Anonymous
Gehrig, Williams, Aaron, Mays, Dimaggio, Clemente, Foxx, Ruth, Greenberg, STAIRS.
>> Anonymous
Even Matt Stairs cannot beat rain.