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Pittsburgh-Boston Beatdown CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
After yet ANOTHER failure, Boston welcomes the Pittsburgh Penguins.

How many goals will the Bruins lose by?

I'll be conservative and say 3.
>> Anonymous
young man, are you trolling again?
>> Anonymous
penis
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Lol, third place in the division.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420335

>trolling again

I've never trolled. It is just not something I do.

Boston has a VITAL powerplay here. They don't get a lot, so they had better capitalize.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420338

Not after tonight.

In any event, the top 3 or 4 teams in the Atlantic Division will make the playoffs.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>420340
>I've never trolled. It is just not something I do.

*gasp* Metatrolling!
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
I can see Cindy's old tricks aren't working. 2 minutes for flopping like a little bitch.
>> Anonymous
i smell a cheap pp goal coming
>> jello44 !1QdphQF/uk
Sage for irrelevance.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420351

>I can see Cindy's old tricks aren't working. 2 minutes for flopping like a little bitch.

Welcome to the sport of Hockey newfan.

Diving penatlies are 2 minutes for "unsportsmanlike conduct".

The face of the NHL, Sidney Crosby, was called for 2 minutes for "hooking".
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>420368

Oldfan. I stopped caring about hockey before you ever jumped on the Crosbandwagon.
>> Anonymous
3 hooking calls in a row?

ITS A CONSPIRACY! BOSTON WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP BECAUSE BETTMAN WANTS TO SUCK BOSTON'S DICK AND FUCK BOSTON IN THE ASS BECAUSE BOSTON IS A WIMPY DIVER AND A CRYBABY AND NO NIGGERS LIVE IN THE CITY.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>420379

There's plenty of niggers in Boston. They're called Irish.
>> Anonymous
>>420381
hiyoooooo
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
BEAUTIFUL PLAY.

Crosby -> Malkin -> Satan

YET ANOTHER KILL LEADS TO A BEAUTIFUL RUSH.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420375

>before you ever jumped on the Crosbandwagon.

I've been a fan ever since I jumped onto the LEMIEUXbandwagon.

Get it fucking right retard.
>> Anonymous
>>420388
you still jumped on the bandwagon
>> Anonymous
>I'll be conservative
>CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
If CB were a college football bandwagoner instead of a hockey bandwagoner, he'd only post when USC or OSU take on the cupcakes of their schedule.

"After yet ANOTHER failure, Northern Vermont A&M welcome the Ohio State University. How many touchdowns will the Garter Snakes lose by? I'll be conservative and say 7."
>> Anonymous
>>420388
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Pittsburghfag
Damn good game so far. High energy. The Prince of Darkness will strike again in this game, and Sabourin will continue to make saves from his head.

I see another 4-1 victory on the horizon.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>420401

Hi there, CB.
>> Anonymous
>>420391

every fan is a "bandwagoner" if you want to put it that way. people latch onto teams and sports because they entertain them. i jumped on the Paul Baxter bandwagon. do i get more points for getting into a team that sucked at the time? or less for falling for a goon? fuck off, nigger.
>> Anonymous
>CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0

inb4
>90 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.


You guys never learn...
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420408

The funny part is that Mario Lemieux joined the team in 1984 and played until 2005/6(excluding the few "retirement" seasons).

To be a Pens FAN I HAD to be a member of the Lemieux bandwagon.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>420420

You weren't a fan of hockey until midway through last season when Crosby got all the attention.
>> Anonymous
>>420412
but he said he never trolls!
>> Anonymous
>>420420
CB, trying to justify bandwagoning.

Of course.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420425

I can't help if I've always been a fan of the Penguins, Steelers and Rays.
>> Pittsburghfag
>>420407

Actually, I'm not. Oddly enough, I may be the only person on this board that finds CB both witty and amusing most of the time.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
In fact, I'm going to recreate CB's "fan" status for the benefit of /sp/:

October 2007:
<Some Guy> Hey, it's hockey season!
<CB> Fuck hockey, only homosexuals and liberals watch hockey.

February 2008:
<Some Guy> Hey, the Penguins have this really hot player Sidney Crosby and they might go to the playoffs?
<CB> The Penguins are awesome!

May 2008:
<Some Guy> The Penguins are in the Stanley Cup Finals!
<CB> FUCK! THE PENGUINS ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME! SIDNEY CROSBY IS THE GREATEST PLAYER EVER!
<Some Guy> It's baseball season to--
<CB> Fuck baseball, baseball is for faggots. I don't root for teams that lose.
>> Anonymous
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>>420427

> I can't help if I've always been a fan of the Penguins, Steelers and Rays.
> Rays
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
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>>420429

>Oddly enough, I may be the only person on this board that finds CB both witty and amusing most of the time.

You aren't.

This fat, high contrast bitch loves me too.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
     File :-(, x)
>>420427
>Rays
>always been a fan

And you say you never troll.
>> Anonymous
A+ trolling ITT
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420432
>>420436

It's called a joke you fucking retard.

Get a sense of humor.
>> Anonymous
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ITT
>> Anonymous
sage
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
Fucking piss poor performance on faceoffs is starting to make me rage.
>> Anonymous
BOSTON GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>420472

Never too late to abandon ship, bandwagoner.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>420446
ITT: It's not trolling, it's just humorous wit!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>420491
basketfag
>> Anonymous
/sp/ is pissing me off with this shit. You want to have weekly threads for the NFL and NCAA, fine I get that. But why are you feeding into this troll bullshit? It's October, who fucking cares about two teams that are going to play each other 90 times before the end of the season?
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420501

Go back to the "things I hate about /sp", "padball vs. fagball" and "18-1" threads or kill yourself.

Your choice.

I'll continue to discuss ACTUAL SPORTS IN /sp/ - sports.

FUCK YOU CUNT.
>> Anonymous
>>420501

It may come as a shock to you, but there are people who prefer hockey over football. And who gives a flying fuck about NCAA. Go cheer on your own kids.
>> Anonymous
>>420520
Doesn't mean we need a homeriffic troll making threads every fucking day
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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>>420520
>there are people who prefer hockey over football
>> Anonymous
>>420525
Football is only relevant on Sundays and semi-relevant on Monday. I enjoy watching football but this game does nothing for me.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>420528

Hockey ceased being relevant in 2004.
>> Anonymous
>>420534
Baseball ceased being relevant when the Cubs lost, and the NBA is never relevant.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
     File :-(, x)
>>420541
>Baseball ceased being relevant when the Cubs lost
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>420534
This is coming from a Cardinals fan? You know nothing about relevance.
>> Anonymous
>>420545
When Boston lost everyone was happy and now nobody really cares who wins the world series. The three enemies of baseball (Yanks, Sox, Cubs) are all gone.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>420534
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420555
>>420555

>When Boston lost everyone was happy and now nobody really cares who wins the world series.

You are dead wrong.

There is plenty left to root against.

We can't allow filthadelphia a championship.

They are already the most insufferable bastards in sports.
>> Anonymous
>>420560
You're just mad because if it wasn't for them Pittsburgh would be undefeated.
>> Anonymous
>>420560

Butthurt
>> Anonymous
>>420560
Is that why you root against the Eagles more vehemently than the Steelers' own division rivals?
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420571

is exactly what the entire city of Filthadelphia will be after they are swept by Tampa Bay.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420578

>Steelers' own division rivals
>division rivals

HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH...

No.

The Steelers OWN the north.
>> Anonymous
>>420583
Oh I'm not debating that

But most Steelers fans fucking hate the Browns (regardless of how good they're not) and you'd rather spend your energy on a team they play once every four years
>> Anonymous
>>420579

MATT FUCKING STAIRS, would like to have a word with you.
>> jello44 !1QdphQF/uk
>>420579

According to that faggot list of yours it's the 5th most livable city. I'd still rather live in Philly than Pissburgh.
>> Anonymous
>>420587
lol at trying to have a conversation with this retard.
>> Anonymous
>>420588
Matt Stairs = Irrelevant. Nobody. Fucking. Cares. I'd take THAT. BIRD. over Matt stairs. Watch him cost you the series then he'll be a real meme.
>> Anonymous
>>420594
>Watch him cost you the series

are you implying he's going to bat more than once?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>this thread
>> Anonymous
>>420597
He'll have the winning runs up in the bottom of the 9th with no outs and the bases loaded. TRIPLE PLAY!
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420587
>>420587

Hating the Browns is automatic.

But really it is a wasted effort.

They aren't worthy.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
Boston manged to steal a point.

Highway robbery.

They aren't in the same class.
>> Anonymous
I really fucking hate this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>420632
BAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
>> Anonymous
so far the best dive in this game tonight was Wideman. great job, a+
>> Anonymous
I Predict the goalie will be called for a penalty during the shootout when crosby falls down on the way to the goal
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
.....

Shitty fucking shot by Crosby.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
FUCK YEAH TIM FUCKING THOMAS
FUCK YEAH TIM FUCKING THOMAS
FUCK YEAH TIM FUCKING THOMAS
FUCK YEAH TIM FUCKING THOMAS
FUCK YEAH TIM FUCKING THOMAS
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
FUCK YEAH MALKIN.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>420655

way to bite on the fake, timmy
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
Game over.

It was never in doubt folks.

Got to give it to a gutsy Boston team. They don't compare to Pittsburgh. They should be proud that they were able to get 1 goal past the back-up Pittsburgh goaltender during their home opener.
>> Anonymous
>>420412
So true
>> Anonymous
>>420412
Post ending with 412 in a Pittsburgh thread...and 420...semi win?
>> Anonymous
I don't think this is really CB.
I think CB killed himself a while ago, someone cracked his tripcode and is now trolling as him instead.
>> Anonymous
>>420662

lol this loser virgin takes sports waaaaaay to seriously.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420685

>someone cracked his tripcode

Can't crack a secure tripcode friend.
>> Anonymous
so are you a pirate fan or just waiting for them to get better and jump on the bandwagon?
>> jello44 !1QdphQF/uk
>>420685

Nah, who in their right mind would want to be that faggot?
>> Anonymous
>>420693

Seriously, why are you such a complete asshole. You are incapable of actually having a sports conversation and flame posts every chance you get.

You are either some real loser nerd, and you are to weak to take your anger out at the world around you, so you act like the biggest asshole online.

Or you really are like this. I doubt that because most people would just punch you in the face.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> BruinsFag !nzcH8FLamA
I hate the shootout so much. Bruins outplayed the Penguins for 65 minutes and lose. Crosby was a non factor all night.
>> Anonymous
>>420709
Welcome to /sp/
>> jello44 !1QdphQF/uk
>>420785

Anyone with half a brain hates the shootout, it's the biggest joke that Buttman has ever instituted.
>> Anonymous
>>420412
called it
>> Anonymous
>>420806
At least it's not in the playoffs.

Pittsburg will fail harder this year btw. Won't make semis
>> Anonymous
>>420853
lol same way the flyers will win the cup?
>> Anonymous
>>420693
He's not your friend buddy!
>> Anonymous
Pens are lucky Fleury didn't play.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
This team is winning the Stanley Cup AND the presidents' trophy this year.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>420941
>>420941
>>420941
>>420941
>>420941
>>420941
>>420941
>>420941
SPEAKS THE FUCKING TRUTH.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>420941
>>420941
>>420957
>>420957
>>420957
>>420941
>>420941
>>420941

Best team in the muthafuckin WORLD right now, by a fair margin.
>> Anonymous
>>420941
Lol, maybe if the cup was located at the bottom of a pool =-o
>> Anonymous
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>>420941

I guess I won't be going to Montreal this summer if they win an other playoff series, lets hope they don't win four!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Guys, I'm a real fan, right?
>> Anonymous
>I've never trolled. It is just not something I do.
>In any event, the top 3 or 4 teams in the Atlantic Division will make the playoffs.

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>420412here,

Looks like I was right, fuck you /sp/
>> Anonymous
>103 posts and 12 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Why do you do that, /sp/ :(
>> sage sage
why do you let me down /sp/? ;_;

CB is a terrible troll and an embarrassment to pens fans everywhere

sage, hidden, etc...
>> Anonymous
>>420966
seconded.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>420941
>>420957
>>420966

Same
Fucking
Faggot.

SFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>420408
You could root for a team because you grew up around that area and loved that team since you were a kid.

Or you could jump on a bandwagon like you did.
>> Anonymous
>>421134
I only posted this
>>420957
if you don't believe me well then tough shit.
>> Anonymous
>>421054pens fans everywhere

You say that like "Pens fans" actually exist. There have been "Lemieux fans" and "Crosby fans", but never "Pens fans"