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Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY
Hey /sp/, I'm going to a company paintball game next Saturday in a place called Skirmish.
http://skirmish.com
This would be my first paintball game. Do you have any advice?
>> Anonymous
Advice? For paintball?

Yeah, don't be such a pussy.
>> Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY
>>39589
Do you mean "don't wear a cup"?
>> Anonymous
no i mean ITS FUCKIN PAINTBALL YOU DOUCHE WHAT FUCKING KIND OF ADVICE DO YOU NEED

christ, run around like a dildo and shoot paintballs at your fat bearded friends until you are all too winded to jerk each other off anymore, then go drink some fuckin mr pibb and add sixteen more pounds to your flappy fuckin neck, then go home and wank it to hello kitty porn and cry yourself to sleep like every other night

is that enough advice for you?
>> Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY
>>39594
What is Mr. Pibb?
>> Anonymous
>>39594

holy shit man!
did you get your period today or what?
>> Anonymous
>>39594

lul what a faggot

Anyway, uh, use teamwork (yell a lot), don't cheat/overshoot, don't get shot in the nuts/neck, just wear your mask and you'll be fine, don't be afraid to get hit. Rent a pump to feel awesome and fail gloriously.

GL HF
>> Anonymous
My advice. Just shoot, and shoot as much as you can.
You don't want to be guy at the end of the day who spent 40 bucks on a box of paintballs and still has some left. Use all of it! Get trigger happy. Being trigger happy means being aggressive. That means don't just sit back and shoot all you can. Move forward and shoot. Shoot shoot shoot shoot.
ITT shut up and shoot