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ITT: sports commentators you hate. any sport. pic very realted.

DOOPDAGOOPGUPDOOBYDOOP
>> Anonymous
I hate charles barkley. hes such a fat stupid gambling troll
>> Anonymous
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TONY KORNHEISER HOLY FUCKING SOMEONE MAKE HIM SHUT THE FUCK UP ON MNF!

Did anyone hear him saying, "I'm glad that interception happened, now we don't have to sit through another onside kick." last night on MNF? Why would a fucking commentator want a game to end that way, rather than with an all out battle to the very end?

Seriously, get him the fuck off the tv. Chain him to the PTI desk, give him a toilet to sit on, and stick an IV in his arm. Don't let him move, because I'm sick and tired of seeing him on shows that he fucking ruins.
>> Anonymous
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>>356629
You're turrible.
>> Anonymous
>>356646
I still can't believe he said something along the lines of "the toe becomes the Achilles heel of your foot."
>> Anonymous
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This man is high out of his mind on crack every week.

>This man is high out of his mind on crack every day.
>> Anonymous
>>356655
OMFG YES. The toe can be the achilles of your foot. What a fucking moron. I'm so fucking tired of hearing his voice.

IS THERE A TIVO THAT CAN CUT OUT WHAT THAT FAGGOT HAS TO SAY AND LET ME WATCH MNF WITHOUT HIM?
>> Anonymous
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>>356656
>> Anonymous
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NO!
OH GOD
HERE WE GO AGAIN
WHY OH WHY
>> Anonymous
I guess Madden is safe from hate.
>> Anonymous
>>356670
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>> Anonymous
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ruins every sport he touches.
>> Orioles v Rays
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>> Anonymous
>>356670
OK, IT'S THIRD AND 2 AND WHAT THE DEFENSE IS GOING TO WANT TO DO HERE IS STOP THE RUN. SEE HOW THEY'RE STACKING 10 GUYS ON THE LINE LIKE THAT. THEY KNOW A RUN IS COMING. IT'S NOT ALWAYS THE DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR WHO PLANS THESE THINGS. THESE ARE JUST GOOD SIGNS OF A ALERT DEFENSE. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. LINE UP TEN GUYS IN THE BOX AND PUSH THEN LINE BACK TO PREVENT A RUN UP THE MIDDLE. THEY REALLY NEED THIS STOP..
>> Anonymous
>>356689
I could listen to Madden ramble on about nothing all day.
>> Anonymous
>>356690
That's why I buy his games. I don't play them. I just run sims and turn on commentary all the way up.
>> Anonymous
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>>356691
>> Anonymous
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sup, bitches.
>> Anonymous
>>356684
lies, he's one of the best out there...
>> Anonymous
>>356690
>>356691
So what you're saying is John Madden for President, Pat Summerall for VP?
>> Anonymous
Buck and his lackey.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
Jim Donovan
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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PITCH SELECTION GO OUT WITH A PLAN PITCH SELECTION GO OUT WITH A PLAN PITCH SELECTION GO OUT WITH A PLAN PITCH SELECTION GO OUT WITH A PLAN PITCH SELECTION GO OUT WITH A PLAN PITCH SELECTION GO OUT WITH A PLAN PITCH SELECTION GO OUT WITH A PLAN PITCH SELECTION GO OUT WITH A PLAN PITCH SELECTION GO OUT WITH A PLAN PITCH SELECTION GO OUT WITH A PLAN PITCH SELECTION GO OUT WITH A PLAN PITCH SELECTION GO OUT WITH A PLAN

Honest to fucking GOD, if this guy talks about pitch selection or going to the plate with a plan one more time, I'm watching all the Jays games on mute (That is until Pat Tabler commentates, then it's awesome).
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
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SAY THIS GAME BETWEEN THE PENGUINS AND THE AVALANCHE IS FINE, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS GUY BRODEUR?
>> Anonymous
>>356806
>>356684
Swing and a miss.
>> Anonymous
>>356832
I really hope you are trying to troll and don't actually like Joe Buck.
>> Anonymous
Dave Niehaus. That parkinsons having fuck is going to die in the booth one day.
>> Anonymous
>>356837
I thought everyone had seen that commercial... whatever.
>> Anonymous
>>356842
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEItNTjzOJE
>> Anonymous
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LEE CORSO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE
>> Anonymous
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>>356870
NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND
>> Anonymous
How the hell am I in before Pam Ward?
>> Bkalc Rats !x8ngkAZjXE
>>356820
WITH NO REGARD FOR BILL WALTONS LEGACY AS A BASKETBALL LEGEND
>> Anonymous
>>356933
The guy was a d00sh in every phase of his career.
>> Anonymous
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Am I the only one that can't stand Michael Kay? Also, John Sterling. I'm not a Yankee hater, either.
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
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>>356840
Fuck you.

Personally I hate Cris Colinsworth.
>> Anonymous
>>356802
Sup Joe Buck.

During the superbowl

here's a pass...and it's caught by david tyrEe.

EMOTION.
>> Anonymous
>>356814

you're wrong.
>> Anonymous
steve berthiaume
>> Anonymous
Keith Olbermann.
>> Anonymous
>>356952
840 here, at least he's one thing we can agree on.
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
>>356962
k

Also Rex Hudler & Hawk Harrelson.
>> Anonymous
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He's a commentator, but not play-by-play, thank god.
>> Anonymous
>>356947
Ahhh I fucking hate Michael Kay. My mom is a Yankee fan so it's not just because he's on their broadcasts, he just fucking sucks. People with annoying ass accents shouldn't do play by play, what the fuck. Everything he says sounds dumb and wrong. Like the way he pronounces Alex Rodriguez's name "ALESX RODREEGIZ"
>> anonymous
>>356895
I have to defend Musberger
I love guys who know the line of the football game they cover cause they always drop in shit near the end which is hilarious
My favorite is Over/Under Al Micheals
>> Anonymous
>>356947

Absolutely terrible. I love how he's never played baseball yet argues with paul o'neill and al leiter about shit he has no clue about. And his catch phrases suck.
>> Anonymous
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Joe fucking Vaginasante

Watch a telecast of an Oregon duck game and you'll just see how big of a loser he his. Here is a Youtube clip of his shit from the Boise State-Oregon game this last week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMS7O4xpLs0

I'm also a college baseball fag, and laughed at his comment of the recruit ranking for oregon's new baseball team. You're not #2 when you have to hold open tryouts.
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
>>357209
'sup /eug/

I have to mute the tv to enjoy duck loses.
>> Anonymous
>>356829
FUCK YOU, DOC IS AWESOME.
>> SSG Posted Here
No suggestions of Tiki Barber?
>> Anonymous
>>356686
How could anyone hate the lovable Dr. Dan the Man?
>> Anonymous
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when this happened all i can remember is joe buck saying THAT IS DISGUSTING THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING

in other words, joe buck sucks
>> Anonymous
AND THAT IS A DISGUSTING ACT BY RANDY MOSS

fuck joe buck, he wouldnt be anywhere if his dad wasn't god's gift to baseball anouncers.
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Honestly surprised that neither of these two have been named yet.
>> Anonymous
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:104909

God I hate Joe Buck so much. "It's unfortunate that we had it on our air live" Cris Collinsworth was amused and Joe had to go on a moral rampage.
>> Anonymous
>>357375
I'm a Packers fan, and even I thought Buck should have taken the stick out of his ass. Us Packer fans have a nasty habit of mooning the division rivals. Maybe we had it coming...
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ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! I AM KORNHEISER!!

GIMME TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!
>> Anonymous
>>357441

i hate randy moss and i thought that was fucking hilarious. ease the fuck up, goddamn
>> Anonymous
>>357441
Joe Buck is such a fucking faggot cry baby, holy shit.
>> Anonymous
Joe buck single-handedly almost ruined last years super bowl.

He barely showed any enthusiasm when Manning pulled a jesus and unleashed the dragon to Tyree.
>> Anonymous
>>356624
>>356646
>>356656
>>356658
Agree on these. Also, Tom Jackson.
>> Anonymous
>>357481

AIRS IT OUT DOWN THE FIELD, IT IS, CAUGHT BY TYREE?

worst call of the best play ever
>> Anonymous
>>357375
I still don't understand how that is disgusting.
>> Anonymous
>>356820
He's a basketball legend, so he knows what the fuck he's on about. Also he's a Deadhead, so I automatically like him.


>>356989


Hey.

Fuck you.

-bigmike
>> Holy Emperor Anon vi Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY
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SHUT THE FUCK UP, COATES! YOUR VOICE IS RAPING MY EARS!

ALSO YOU ARE THE REASON DORNHOEFER LEFT EARLIER THAN HE WOULD'VE ASSHOLE!
>> Anonymous
>>357618

It wasn't just Coatsey, I think Dorney had a drinking problem as well. Plus he was getting a little senile. :P

I wish they would have Clement full time, I like Jonesy, but Bill is 10x the color guy Keith would ever be.
>> Anonymous
already mentioned, but Shannon Sharpe and Cris Collinsworth make me want to throw things. oh and Boomer Esiason is clearly retarded
>> Anonymous
>>357630
>I think Dorney had a drinking problem

WAT dude you could see the flask in his jacket pocket every fucking game

We used to love to watch Dorney degenerate into drunkeness every single Flyers game...in the second intermission, he was always good for one good shlur or stumble.
>> Anonymous
>>357639

I loved Sharpe and his antics when he played for the Broncos, but holy hell sometimes I wish he'd shut up during Broadcasts. He talks like he has a mouth full of shit.
>> Holy Emperor Anon vi Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>357630
>Bill Clement

AGREED.

>>357642
Hahaha. But I really liked his play-by-play second intermission... "Just stop it right there..."
>> Anonymous
chris collinsworth has had more work done than michale jackson. more makeup than kathy lee on the view...
>> Anonymous
>>357528
Marv Albert raped him with his call of Super Bowl 42, from start to finish; his call of the Tyree call was 1,000,000x better than Buck's.
>> Anonymous
Gravy-Mouth Madden.
>> Anonymous
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SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW, JAMES ALLEN

Makes me RAAAAAGE like no other. Related: http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2008/03/25/back-with-another-one-of-those-cock-stoppin-beebs/
>> Anonymous
>>357975
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>> Anonymous
>>358005

If he makes the jump to the BBC next year, I'll fucking an hero.
>> Armed Britfag !b5FvhC5rVk
>>358016
BRING BACK MURRAY WALKER!!!!!
>> Armed Britfag !b5FvhC5rVk
>>358022
"AND ITS GO, GO, GO IN MONACO!!!" what a legend.
>> Anonymous
>>357975
As if Button winning wasn't bad enough: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wif3Kr0y5js
>> Anonymous
Almost any "color" commentator

Also all of the sideline report bitches

Also DOOPDAGOOPGUPDOOBYDOOP

Shannon you were an awesome TE but you SUCK as a broadcaster
>> Anonymous
>>356788
Scratch & Grounder.. I KNOW IT'S YOU... GO BACK TO /co/!
>> Anonymous
For any Mets fans, anyone tired of the 3 stooges?
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Sterling Sharpe = Dignified speaker, intelligent man, great football player

Shannon Sharpe = Great football player, ape with a mic attached to his lapel

Also Sterling's one hell of a golfer. I Caddied for him at a tournament in Lake Tahoe and he's a scratch fucking golfer.

Shannon's a monkey. Not surprisingly he was a Bronco.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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Shit, guys, come on.
>> Anonymous
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hi, id like to give your team a pep talk even though i dont have any tie to your institution!
>> Anonymous
>>359433
this
>> Anonymous
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>>358395
best be fucking joking
>> Anonymous
>>357952

AAAhahahahahaha nice
>> Anonymous
>>359433
you best be joking nigger, grampa lou is awesome. a little bit crazy/senile, but awesome
>> Anonymous
eh, I always figured not showing emotion/histrionics was a good sign of professionalism and composure

so, in other words, "good" announcing is found in sports like like wrestling and UFC/MMA announcing, huh?

sheesh, and here I was thinking that the announcers should let the players and athletes make it a great moment... not the guy telling you about it

someone needs to invent an "announcer mute" button
keep the crowd and game noise, kill the talkers
>> Anonymous
>>360095
Clearly you have never listened to Vin Scully
>> Anonymous
I hate Hawk Harrelson. Hard.