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Anonymous
Hi, I'm J.D. Drew, and I'm totally gay for the Red Sox. And they're totally gay for me. Even as I'll only give them one good year out of the 5 year/$70 million contract I signed. Boston, I hope your fat gays keep on giving me the blowjobs I need because it fuels my bat.
>> Anonymous
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>>184587
Jealous Yankeefag is jealous.
Go die in a fire with your steroids infested team nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>184587
Forgot my sage bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>184590

RETARDED BOSOX FAN IS RETARDED. HOW IN THE HELL CAN YOU BE A FAN OF J.D. DREW
>> Anonymous
>>184590
Nah, more likely a fan of one of Drew's former teams that he did shit-all for.
>> Anonymous
Hey Bosfags, who do you hate more.....

Drew vs Lugo

GO!
>> Anonymous
>>184590
no u fucking Boston Fag dipshit.

I'm sure everyone on the Sawkz is clean beacuse Sully jerks off to them. Fuck your ESPN stroked ego
>> Anonymous
>>184593
I'm a Braves fan and a Sox fan, So I was a fan when he was with my Braves now I'm a fan because he is with my Sox. Also, TURN CAPS LOCK OFF YOU DUMB NIGGER. And drink some Cranberry juice.
>> Anonymous
>>184599

Ah, I see. You're a shitty sports bigamist.
>> Anonymous
>no u fucking Boston Fag dipshit.

First of all learn to type you ignorant Bronx nigger. And second quit your BAWWWWWWWfest, your team is shitty now get used to it.
>> Anonymous
People who defend J.D. Drew are hilarious. The guy is the ultimate primma donna.
>> Anonymous
>>184601
Are you saying I'm only allowed to support one team?
>> Anonymous
PROTIP: Not everyone who hates the Bosox is a Yankeesfag.
>> Anonymous
>>184610

YES. YOU DUMBASS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF THE RED SOX PLAY THE BRAVES IN THE WORLD SERIES? CHEER FOR BOTH SIDES LIKE A DUMB ASS?

HURR HURR. BOTH TEAMS I LIKE MADE IT. I WIN THE GAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>184611

PROTIP: Yes, yes they are.
>> Anonymous
>>184609
First of all it's spelled prima donna, you dumb bastard. Second here is the definition of prima donna; a temperamental person; a person who takes adulation and privileged treatment as a right and reacts with petulance to criticism or inconvenience. Now either you don't know the definition of this word, or you just don't know what the fuck you're talking about, I think both are likely in your case, But J.D. Drew is one of the most humble and modest people you could ever meet. And yes I did meet him at a team fundraiser they did for cancer or autism or some shit in Atlanta.
>> Anonymous
This thread is more about making fun of J.D. Drew than making fun of dumb Red Sox fans who actually think J.D. Drew is a good player.
>> Anonymous
>>184619
Yeah because the entire rest of the country absolutely LOVES Boston and its douchebag sports fans
>> Anonymous
>>184590

You don't have to be a Yankees' fan to hate on JD Drew. Anybody who has ever followed any team on which he is a former member (St. Louis, Atlanta, and Los Angeles) hates him with a fiery passion as well.

And so will you Eighteens, just as soon as you realize he's not worth that outrageous contract the Sox signed him to and you dump him off to the next (and hopefully last) group of willing suckers.
>> Anonymous
>>184615
No I would cheer for the team I like more Which would be the Braves. Quit being a butthurt bitch. And take Caps Lock off retard, that's the button right above the shift key, and right below the tab key.
>> Anonymous
>>184622

Hurr, one decent year in the ATL does not make J.D. Drew a good player over his career. And the guy is a fucking Prima Donna for not playing with injuries, and for fucking breaking his promise with L.A. after promising to not opt out of his contract, and then did.
>> Anonymous
>>184635

Whatever Sports Bigamist.
>> Anonymous
>>184638
To fucking stupid to do anything but repeat previous ignorant statements??? Obvious Yankeefag is obvious. Only Yankee fans could be so stupid.
>> Anonymous
>And the guy is a fucking Prima Donna for not playing with injuries

So you should play hurt???
Ignorant statement is ignorant.
>> Anonymous
>>184638
And you only need to capitilize the first word of each sentence. . . dumb nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>184645

When said injury is just a slightly bruised arm that takes him out for a week? YES.

J.D. Drew simply doesn't play when he's hurt and in pain. ANY SORT OF PAIN. THE GUY ISN'T THE TOUGHEST FUCKER IN THE WORLD. J.D. DREW IS NOT NO FUCKING WALTER PAYTON. FUCK, HE ISN'T EVEN SCOTT SHIELD. J.D. DREW IS A PUSSY.
>> Anonymous
ESPN story about why J.D. Drew is so awesome.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=crasnick_jerry&id=3454369
>> Anonymous
"It remains to be seen if Drew will prove worthy of Boston's five-year, $70 million investment over the long haul, and if Red Sox fans will come to regard him as a favorite son or simply enjoy the show and withhold judgment while waiting for his next quad pull."

EVEN CRANSICK SAYS THAT J.D. DREW IS SOFT
>> Anonymous
"Through Drew's long association with Boras, his early hardball dealings with Philadelphia and his decision to opt out of his contract with the Dodgers in 2006, he'll have to live with a reputation as a sort of bloodless mercenary. More than a decade after his draft holdout with the Phillies, Drew returned to a hostile reaction at Citizens Bank Park this week. Even he wondered if half the people in the stands understood precisely why they were booing."

DOES A STAND UP GUY DOES THIS SHIT? NO. J.D. DREW IS ONLY OUT FOR HIMSELF. THIS IS NOT A ROLE MODEL FOR CHILDREN. FUCKER DOESN'T KNOW WHY THE PHILLYS ARE BOOING? BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHITTY PERSON J.D. DREW AND YOU DO SHITTY THINGS.
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>>184652

>IS NOT NO

Obvious nigger is obvious.
This is a no nigger zone.

Holy shit, I find it stunning that somebody can be as ignorant as you. And you are obviously making shit up because you have no facts to support your butthurt claims.

>> Anonymous
It took me a while to dig out this gem. Enjoy:

-June 16
The Los Angeles Dodgers received some bad news on Friday when lab results revealed that right fielder JD Drew is, in fact, a pansy. After complaining of recurring aches and pains over the past few weeks, the Dodgers sent Drew to St. Louis to visit with specialist Dr. John Yeats. After undergoing a series of tests, the Dodgers were informed that Drew shares DNA with the plant species Viola, more commonly known as the pansy, which is likely to blame for his highly sporadic playing time this season. He was referred to grounds crew staff in Los Angeles for treatment.

Dodgers manager Grady Little expressed surprise at the test results, but also indicated that the team was happy to finally know the cause of the talented, but oft-inured Drew's constant need for extra days off. "Initially it was a shock," said Little. "There didn't seem to be anything physically wrong, but he wasn't able to play every day. So we got him looked at and it turns out he's just a pansy." Although Drew is not expected to miss any extended time in the near future, he will likely continue to be given consecutive days off until team gardeners decide on an appropriate treatment."
>> Anonymous
>>184667
ahahahahaha wat?
>> Anonymous
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>>184667
>> Anonymous
>>184667

LOL
>> Anonymous
>>184667
fucking lawl
>> Anonymous
>>184667
Good job douchebag.
>> Anonymous
>>184667
Lawl banned
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
>>184667
Mod sighting?
>> Anon vi Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>184667
Mods? In /sp/?

What happened to our 18-1 sticky?
>> Anonymous
J.D. Drew is worthless.
>> Anonymous
On August 10, 1999, in Drew's first appearance at Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia, he was booed loudly, and even had "D" batteries thrown at him by two fans.
>> Anonymous
>>184736

I was wondering why they were throwing batteries at him. Personally, I'd throw chicken shit at him.
>> Anonymous
JD Drew's entire contract was justified by his grand slam last year against Cleveland
>> Anonymous
As a Soxfag, let me just say this: If it meant finishing in last place this year to be forever rid of JD Drew and Julio Lugo, I would fucking gladly watch every single loss that I could possibly watch. I fucking hate both of them. JD Drew isn't worth his contract by a long shot, and he is so injury prone that every time he runs out a grounder and hits the bag, I wonder if he'll come out of the game. His little hot streak right now isn't close to making him worth what he gets paid this year. Go on a stretch like Lance Berkman for a while, then we'll talk.

And my hate for Lugo should need no explanation. LOL AIRBALL

I thought the signings were shit in 2007, and I think they're shit now. Theo needs to stop getting hardons for terrible players.
>> Anonymous
>>184777

If you're gonna pay 70 million bucks for one home run, it'd better cure cancer or something in addition to merely clearing the fence.
>> Anonymous
>>184780
It ended up winning them the series.
>> Anonymous
>>184779

Too bad! He's yours for the next four years.
>> Anonymous
>>184810
Damn it! Look...ok....Here's our offer. We'll give you JD Drew and Julio Lugo, and in return, we ask for a can of air. It'll last longer than Drew and play just like Lugo.
>> Anonymous
>>184817

no. We'll give you Jeff Kent, Nomar, and Juan Pierre for a couple of baseballs.
>> Anonymous
Maybe that trade for Kobayashi is still available
>> Anonymous
Wonder why so many teams passed on Fukadome.
>> Anonymous
>>184927
He's overrated Cubsfag.
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>184929
Over-rated (which he is a bit. No way in hell he should be beating Ryan Braun in all-star voting) or not, he's been a key member to our team this year. He's been fucking awesome at Wrigley.
>> Anonymous
>>184935
Don't worry, He'll fold this year like the Cubs always do.
>> Anonymous
>>184935

I'll trade you Juan Pierre for Fukudome.
>> Anonymous
Stephen Drew > J.D. Drew
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>184939
Hah. My gosh. Juan Pierre may be my least favorite player ever. He's just so shitty.

>>184938
I don't think so, but we'll see.
>> Anonymous
>>184941
>I don't think so, but we'll see.

No, it's a fact.
>> Anonymous
>>184941

:( I have no idea what Coletti was thinking after he signed Andruw Jones for a fuckton of money, and not trading or releasing Juan Pierre.
>> Anonymous
JD Drew for Andruw Jones: replacing fail with fail
>> Anonymous
>>184941
Juan actually has talent, but he needs to have a team take away his green light. Hes stupidly fast, but has no self control, and ends up running whenever he can, and gets cuaght becuase of it. He would be much better for a team if he only stole 40, but go cuaght 30 times less. I mean really, he has like a 65-70% success rate.

And back to JD Drew. The Sox is the perfect place for him. They have 2 extra outfeilders, so they can eat his days off, and when hes in, he does very well.
As for Lugo, yea they need a better shortstop.
>> Anonymous
>>185684

>>eat his days off

There's no way in hell you pay someone $14 million a year if you go into it EXPECTING he won't play a season's worth of games.
>> Anonymous
>>185688
You do when you pay 50 million just to talk to someone. Face it, big market teams don't actually care about contracts. The players money is just a drop in the bucket of money they have. The only reason they dont just pay absorbant amounts for everyone is that it would draw attention to how bad the no cap system is.
The Sox could afford to pay him 14 million for half a season if they wanted.
>> Anonymous
>>185703

>>you pay 50 million just to talk to someone

A stupid maneuver, also made by those very same Red Sox. The Sox are becoming the very thing they've so long despised: the new version of the Yankees.

Big-budget teams are the cancer which is slowly killing baseball. The entire sport would be better served by a hard salary cap, rather than this "Luxury Tax" crap.
>> Anonymous
-June 16
The Los Angeles Dodgers received some bad news on Friday when lab results revealed that right fielder JD Drew is, in fact, a pansy. After complaining of recurring aches and pains over the past few weeks, the Dodgers sent Drew to St. Louis to visit with specialist Dr. John Yeats. After undergoing a series of tests, the Dodgers were informed that Drew shares DNA with the plant species Viola, more commonly known as the pansy, which is likely to blame for his highly sporadic playing time this season. He was referred to grounds crew staff in Los Angeles for treatment.

Dodgers manager Grady Little expressed surprise at the test results, but also indicated that the team was happy to finally know the cause of the talented, but oft-inured Drew's constant need for extra days off. "Initially it was a shock," said Little. "There didn't seem to be anything physically wrong, but he wasn't able to play every day. So we got him looked at and it turns out he's just a pansy." Although Drew is not expected to miss any extended time in the near future, he will likely continue to be given consecutive days off until team gardeners decide on an appropriate treatment."
>> Anonymous
No one cares how JD , or even his bro Stephen's ass taste. quit boring us.
>> Anonymous
Metsfag here crashing your thread.