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I am the only Bear.
>> Anonymous
BRING BACK GROSSMAN
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>>352477

No.
>> Anonymous
The Bears' defense is the new Mets' bullpen: no lead is safe.
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Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.
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>>353291
KSK copypasta? On MY /sp/?!
>> Anonymous
>>353291
It was 4th and goal on the one inch line with just seconds left in the NFC championship game. The Boars needed a touchdown to win so the coach called for a pitch to the running back for the game winner. Rax yelled, "You know who I am? Im motherfucking Rax Grissman. You give me the fucking ball, faggot. This is my game." Then in retaliation Rax broke both of the running back's knees, and knocked the backup unconscious. Coach had no choice and called far a fade route to the corner of the end zone, which Rax overthrew by a good 20 feet. The Boars had lost the game that day, but inside, Rax knew he was a winner.
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What is this, like a kiddie birthday party? With cake and punch and all that shit? That’s cute. You guys gonna play Pin The Tail On Donkey? Sounds like fun.

Your party is fucking gay.

When I had my birthday, we rented out a warehouse in downtown Chicago. Then we filled it knee high with baby oil and flew in nothing but Penthouse Pets. Did I shoot frozen ropes of Rexjelly all night long? I did indeed. I taught all of those girls and that zebra what a good, hard boning is. I like to fuck. It feels good. We had a raw bar and Queens of The Stone Age played. I don’t see any of that here. It’s not even a real party. You’re just fucking nerds online. I bet your “party” consisted of you heading to the shitter to jerk off. Sounds like a blast. Are you wearing tuxes to work today?

Faggots.

Someone go deep. I wanna give my armcock a workout.
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>>353740
i came. god i love rax. who didnt love the first half of their 06 season?
>> ED Fag
>>353767
fukken saved
>> Anonymous
>>353771
Too bad it came before the second half.
>> Anonymous
please for the love of god.

MORE RAX FANFIC
>> Anonymous
>>353782
So , i drop back in the pocket right?
lovie was like " look rax, were up by 2 with 2 minutes left. hand off the ball and run the clock out." but the idea of running the ball made my massive cock limp slightly. so i hit the huddle, and im all " berrian, go deep. everyone else, fuck off. im rax grissman." so i drop back and berrian is in triple coverage. my armcock began to swell. so a cocked back and unloaded the jizzball, and it was picked off 70 yards downfield. then i fucking came.
>> Anonymous
>>353793
MOAR
>> Anonymous
>>353793
packerfag here. i came
>> Anonymous
>>353782

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/2007-ksk-sex-cannon-cumslinging-project.html
>> Anonymous
>>353804
more OC rax fanfic.

/sp/ can do it better


GOGOGO
>> SSG Posted Here
If anyone can guess where this is from, I will award you one internet:

After a long day at the Great Wall, the team retired to their rooms and each girl ordered room service, which they enjoyed in Marta's room while watching the news report from back home. Apparently an NFL quarterback in Chicago had thrown a football across Lake Michigan from the midfield logo in Soldier Field. The alleged player declined to be named, but the ball had the words "Unleash the dragon" branded on the side.
>> Anonymous
>>353830
That's from the deleted Olympic gymnast lesbian fanfic
>> Anonymous
>>353838

Google found the OG pasted in some body building forum.
>> SSG Posted Here
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>>353838
Congrats!
Now WHY THE FUCK wasn't that story finished? I request it to be finished.....
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>>352477
you best be joking, nigger
>> Anonymous
>>353793
lol'd the came. moar