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ITT: Nba books that would only be 1 page long

The Art of Self-Control - Rasheed Wallace

Championship moments - Multiple Authors Charles Barkley, Karl Malone, and John Stockton

"The Problems with the Second Amendment" by Stephen Jackson

"Drugs are Bad" - Josh Howard

"Never Give Up!" - Vince Carter

"Living the Straight Life" - Richard Jefferson
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"Violence Is Not The Answer" by Ron Artest
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"Free throws: The Freebie Points" by Shaq
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"Defense" - The Denver Nuggets
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Kama Sutra by AC Green
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"Dynasty" - L.A. Clippers
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"How to pick up Chicks" by Sam Cassell
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"Teach Yourself English" by Dikembe Mutombo
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"Loyalty" - Howard Schultz

"Honesty" - Clay Bennett

"How to Apply a Condom" - Shawn Kemp
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"My NBA Career" by Len Bias
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How to Win Friends and Influence People
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"Fair Play" - Bruce Bowen
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"GQ Haircuts" by Kirk Heinrich
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"Overcoming Life's Obstacles" - Tracy McGrady
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"Good role modeling" by Scot Pollard
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The Second Round - Tracy McGrady
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"Loyalty" - Duke NBA players
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"The Gun Went Off on it's Own" - Jayson WIlliams.
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"If I Did It" - O.J. Simpson.
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>>210601

I had no idea OJ Simpson played in the NBA
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>>210571
Wow anon...really? I still laughed.
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>>210604
Wiki it, he played in a NBA celebrity game in the 90's.
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Perimeter Defense- Gilbert Arenas.

Interestingly enough he actually sponsored a basketball self-help instruction video about defense.
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>>210590
With the introduction by Grant Hill.
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"How to share the ball with your teammates" - Allen Iverson
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"Team Spirit", co-authors Kirk Hinrich, Joakim Noah, and Ben Gordon.
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"No Regards for Human Life" by Lebron James
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"How to manage your timeouts"- Josh Howard
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"Big Hands, Big Heart" by Kwame Brown
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>>210790"How to manage your timeouts"- Josh Howard
With a foreword by Chris Webber.
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>>210790
I believe it's written by Chris Webber, and Howard does the introduction.
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"Coaching For Dummies" by Isiah Thomas
"Management For Dummies" by Isiah Thomas
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"Tell Me How My Ass Taste" by Shaquille O'Neal
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"No Means No" by: Kobe Bryant
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Little KB Learns to Share by Kobe Bryant
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>>210572
Oh lawd
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>>210798
>>210799

MIVEHIND
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>>210801
Shaq's Cookbook.
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"19-0" - New England Patriots.

amidoinitrite?
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>>210823
>ITT: Nba

youaredoingitwrong
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
>>210586

Hahaha, I didn't think anyone here would remember that.
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"How to Abstain from Knocking up Lolis" by Karl Malone
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>>210827
Except 18-1 is always relevant faggot. Don't forget where you are.

BTW, 18-1
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>>210839
It's boring and overused by now, and deep down, everyone knows it.
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"Living on the High Seas" by Bison Dele
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>>210842
Oh, well, if you say so...

18-1
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>>210842
only to crying faggots. baww more, cocksucker
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"Dunking for Dummies" by Zach Randolph
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>>210849
but...he can dunk...right?
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>>210851
He's considered the worst dunker evar!
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18-1 by 18-1
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"How to stay healthy" by Jermaine O'Neal
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"Managing Your Diet" by John "Hotplate" Williams and Stanley Roberts.
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"Winning When It Matters Most"- Lenny Wilkens
"I Love Milwaukee"- Lew Alcindor/Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
"Winning is a Habit, not an Act"- Dwyane Wade
"Shit I had no Idea it was Loaded"- Jayson Williams
"Picking Horses: The Amateurs Guide to Sports Betting"- Charles Barkley
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"How to not be fat" - Greg Ostertag, Foreword by Bryant Reeves
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Golf like the Pros - Barkley
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We Ain't Talkin Bout Practice - Allen Iverson
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>>210890
Not the game
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Sharing is Caring - Irving "Magic" Johnson
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>>210894
"Safe Sex"
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>>210897
I lol'd.
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>>210894
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"Im Not Supposed to be Playing this Way" by Yao Ming
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"Money Isn't Everything" by B-Diddy
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"How To Shoot A Basketball" - Larry Hughes
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"Practice Makes Perfect" by Allen Iverson
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>>210939
u earned one obvious internet. But i STILL lold.
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"Finally Jordan is gone" - Patrick Ewing
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'It Doesn't Matter as Long as it Goes in" by Shawn Marion
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>>210566
I spit out my drink. Thank you god sir.
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>>210838
Related: I hope his son (Demetrius Bell) becomes an NFL Hall Of Famer, and then shits on his dad's name every chance he gets.

Now, for a new book!
"How to Stay In Shape", by Shawn Kemp.
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>>210571

Too soon man.

Way too soon.
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"How to pick up chicks" John Amaechi
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>>210852

Shawn Bradley
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Bad Taste In T-shirts? Come On Down! - Chris Duhon
My Best Friend & Me - Shaq and Kareem
Chasity - By The Late Wilt Chamberlain
Drive Safely - Jay Williams ( :[ )
Continuing Excellence - J.J. Reddick,Christian Laettner, Daniel Ewing, Danny Ferry, & Others.

Do you guys think RJ is gay because of his voice? Because I've noticed that. Same with Jeff Garcia.
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>>211105

Continuing Excellence is missing one HUGE contributing author

William Avery
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>>211111
I thought about including him, but I don't think anybody actually thought he would be good. Putting Ewing on there wasn't fair either.

How about, we add Shelden.
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>>211115

Avery definitely belongs on the list, hey, so does Trajan Langdon, now that i think about it. if no one thought they would have been any good, no one would have wasted a first round pick on them, would they?

look at how long Ferry and Laettner lasted. the previous two i mentioned couldn't even get another deal after their rookie contracts expired.
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"How to have fun on friday nights." co-authored by the Utah Jazz and the Oklahoma City National Basketball Association team
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"How to be humble" - Lebron James
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"Safe Driving" - Jerome Brown
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Picking Great Draft Picks - Michael Jordan
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Cocaine will never kill me - Len Bias
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Around Blacks, Never Relax - Rudy Tomjanovich
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Chastity: How to Make it Work For You at Job and Home -Wilt Camberlin

Standing Around the Paint and Waiting for the Ball So You Can Dunk it and Act Like You're Worth What You're Paid For Dummies- Shaquille O'Neil
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
"How to transition from Europe to the NBA" - Nikoloz Tskitishvili
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>>211347
Man I always wondered if that guy even had any prior basketball experience before coming to the NBA. He looked lost all the time.
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"Snake"- Elton Brand
"Two Handed Gorilla Dunk: For Dummies"- Dwight Howard
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>>211373

are you stupid? They would both be able to write extensive books about those subjects.
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"To Find the Perfect Nanny" - Ruben Patterson
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>>211375
>"I Didn'tPromise Shit" Elton Brand
fix'd
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>>211382

more like

"Loyalty" by Elton Brand
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>>211375
Dwight Howard writes a series of books on TWO HANDED GORILLA DUNKS.

Would you read them? I know I would.
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"Controlling your emotions" by Kevin Garnett

"How to build an NBA franchise" by the Los Angeles Clippers
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"How to Finish Your Fights with Honor" - Carmelo Anthony

"Posting Up: A True Underdog's Story" - Dirk Nowitzki
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"how to get babies" Shawn Kemp
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"How To Play Tough" by Pau Gasol
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>>211421
Moar like

"How to use a condom" by Shawn Kemp
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"The Art of War" - Manu Ginobli
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>>210890
The importance of Practice- Allen Iverson.

Blind Faith and Loyalty- Carlos Boozer.

Dealing with Officials- Rasheed Wallace.
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"Physical " - Kwame Brown
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"How to play basketball" by Shawn Bradley
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Marital Bliss - Jason Kidd [& Friends]
The Best - Kenyon Martin and His 2001 Draft Classmates.
Excessive Celebrating And Why It's Bad - White Duke Point Guards
Destroying The Business of Expensive Sneakers - Stephon Marbury
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"Stepping up in the final minutes of the 4th quarter in a close game." - Kevin Garnett
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''Living Upto Expectations'' Kwame Brown
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'' All by Myself'' Kobe Bryant
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How To Protect Big Leads When They Matter Most- The Los Angeles Lakers

with afterword "With No Regard For The 24-Point Lead", by Phil Jackson
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Winning Away Games: Playoff Edition - The Boston Celtics
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''Like Father, Like son'' Luke Walton
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>>210775

Nerd Mode Activate:

I believe he made the finals with Orlando and Shaq in the 90's.

Nerd Mode Deactivate
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>>211931
Wrong.

95-96
96-97
98-99
99-00
06-07
07-08

All playoff seasons, no second round.
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The Art of Consistancy - The Denver Nuggets
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So my dad saw this thread, and laughed till he pissed his pants; however, he noted one book lacked here:
"How to Treat A Lady Right", by Marv Albert.
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The Art of Freestyle Rap by Shaq
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>>211980

hi5 to your dad. lol.
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"How to Carry Your Team in the Fourth Quarter" by Kevin Garnett
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Living an AIDS free life- Magic Johnson
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>>211985

with excerpts from Chris Webber, Kobe Bryant and Allen Iverson.
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>>210571
someone needs to post that in realgm.
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>>211950
While double checking this [You're right.] I decided to look at his stats, and he really WAS going to be something special without that injury. Leading his team in Scoring Rebounding and Assists three years in a row? Maybe he wasn't the next MJ, but he was going to be on that top level. Which brings me to another point.

Quitting Gracefully - Grant Hill
or:
Sticking With The Team [While You're Injured, Keep Getting Paid] - Grant Hill
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Effectively Using Unlimited Funding - Paul Allen

(although they finally are building a decent team after 8 years of FAIL)
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"Take Them To The Top" by Isiah Thomas
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>>211980
OLD SCHOOL MODE FOR YOUR POPS

"How to Fight and Win" by Rudy Tomjanovich
"Conservative Fashion for Any Occasion" by Clyde Frazier
"How to Succeed in Business" by the ABA
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>Sticking With The Team [While You're Injured, Keep Getting Paid] - Grant Hill

This is definitely more than a 1 page book. It's practically an autobiography.
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>>212297
Exactly.

"Proper Techniques for Physical Rehabilitation" would be better
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"When it Matters" Dirk Nowitzki
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Getting along with your Coach- Baron Davis.

How to make a Jumpshot- Larry Hughes.
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>>212296
He liked the ABA one; however, my dad though Clyde Frazier was awesome. (To be fair, he was in his late teens when Clyde was at his peak, so I bet my dad attempted to dress like him too)
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i loled so hard i came