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Awesome, or simply good?
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Fantastic!
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Splendid!
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ITT: Tottenham jokes

"I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspur Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points."
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Whats the difference between tottenham and their jokes?

Their jokes aren't funny.

David Blaine was gutted to hear that his record of 48 days in the box doing absolutely nothing has been broken by Darren Bent

What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Spurs win? Some people actually believe Father Christmas exists.

Darren Bent is ill, so Juande Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's he bumps into Arsene Wenger. 'What are you doing in here, Juande?' asks Wenger. 'Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,' he replies. 'Sounds like a good swap to me,' says Wenger.

What does Tottenham and a cocktail stick have in common? They both have 2 points

Whats the difference between tottenham and a triangle? A triangle has 3 points.