Modern pentathlon has started.
is that supposed to mean group gay sex
Such a fucked-up event.
Does this involve getting shot out of cannons and getting shot through the gut and asshole?
I didn't release how weird the pentathlon was until I actually saw the events in it. Swimming, fencing, pistol shooting, show jumping, and running.
>>278677Nay, it's one of the originals from 1896, and mirrors the original pentathlon from the Ancient Olympics, the five skills a true warrior should have -- running, swimming, shooting, swordfighting, and horseback riding.
>>278682Seriously, there is absolutely zero continuity between events.
>>278682It's what a cavalry soldier is should be able to do.It's a great variety, especially when compared to decathlon which is only running, jumping and throwing.
>>278686So ancient Greek warriors were renowned for their shooting skills?
When is decathlon? I gotta watch BRYAN MOTHER FUCKING CLAY rape that shit
sup my niggaz, i'm straight triad
>>278700It's called the MODERN pentathlon. The original pentathlon was the stade (basically the 100m), long jumping, javelin throwing, discus throwing, and wrestling.
LEAVE MODERN PENTATHLON TO ME.
>>278705>>278715Why do they all shoot with one hand...? :|
>>278716Cuz they gangsta!
>>278705>>278715Do they only allow minor-super villains or is anyone allowed to compete?
>>278716Because it's pistol shooting?
>>278723?
>>278716That's the rules. You can only handle your weapon in a very specific manner, raising it from a 45 degree angle, etc.Now, as for giving athletes the breathalyzer, I have no fucking idea.
>>278728lol okayseems kinda dumb :<
>>278728Drinking alcohol calms the nerves, allows for better aiming, and is considered doping.
>>278731Those are the standard rules for all shooting events at the Olympics. It's a speed event.Oh, and the breathalyzers are apparently because people used to get drunk in order to steady their shooting hand.
Alcohol=Depressant
Y-M-C-A
It's time for fencing bitches.