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Anonymous
Apprently, Kobe Bryant was fucking this Lakers cheerleader(Vanessa Curry) for most of the year until his wife found out during the playoffs, and the Lakers fired the cheerleader during the Western Conf. championship round. So basically, Kobe played shitty because he couldn't fuck a Lakers cheerleader anymore.
>> Anonymous
sauce
>> RAY ALLEN !!+K0Mvqp/bEq
She's pretty fucking ugly to be worth losing a championship over.
>> Anonymous
http://www.thedirty.com/?p=27256

She's also 18. Kobe wanted to fuck another 18 year old.
>> Anonymous
shit hole
>> Anonymous
KOBE RAPAN GAEM
>> Anonymous
kobe tell me how my ass tastes
>> Anonymous
Kobe just can't keep his dick away. I no longer wonder why he's hated so much.
>> Anonymous
why didnt karl "fuck middleschoolers" malone get this much hate

BREAKING NEWS: STAR ATHLETE CHEATS ON WIFE
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>> Anonymous
Source?
>> Anonymous
>>186274
Where can one obtain this wa-ter you speak of
>> Anonymous
>>184904
Lies and slander. Proof or it didn't happen
>> Anonymous
>>184904
well, i'm kinda picky

but i'd have sexual intercourse in the missionary position with her, if you know what i mean
>> Anonymous
>>186281
They only sell it in bottles at stores.
It is 21.19 a gallon.
It is a holy thing.
>> Anonymous
Her anus must be pretty loosened by now.
>> Anonymous
so, hey kobe... tell me how my ass taste,
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>>186289
I have no idea what you mean.
>> Anonymous
hey, Kobe how does Vanessa Curry's ass taste?
>> Anonymous
So basically there is a scary septugenarian called Dan Patrick, who is totally edging in on being the 00's version of being Kobe's caddy. I think he was jealous of Ahmad Rashad having such access to Jordan. Also, I am positive that Dan Patrick knows how Kobe's ass taste.