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NO RUNNING
NO JOGGING
WALKING ONLY
BIRDSNEST STADIUM

Seriously, the 20km walk competitors are the tourneyfags of athletics.
>> Anonymous
tourneyfags are better than walkingfags
>> Anonymous
if there is 1 fucking sport that needs to be kicked out of the olympics, it's this one.

it's intensily gay
>> Anonymous
Who greenlighted this?
>> Anonymous
POWERWALKING IS FUCKING HARDCORE
>> Anonymous
Guys this shit seems pretty intense reading about it on Wikipedo
>Stride length is reduced, so to achieve competitive speeds, racewalkers must attain cadence rates comparable to those achieved by Olympic 400-meter runners — and they must do so for hours at a time since the Olympic distances are 20 kilometers (12.4 miles) and 50 kilometers (31 miles).
>> Anonymous
I can't stop laughing everytime i see this stuff. It's soo fucking gay lol
>> Anonymous
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>>281515
Fuck you I'm gonna train my ass off and win gold in this shit in 4 years.
>> Anonymous
>>281331
The 20km guys are nothing, wait for the 50km.
>> Anonymous
>>281331

I still can't believe that this is a fucking sport.
>> Anonymous
The neckbeards on this site could probably win gold in this shit.
>> Anonymous
I honestly hate these people. You have no idea how much this makes me rage.
>> Anonymous
>>281331Seriously, the 20km walk competitors are the tourneyfags of athletics.

makes as much sense as those dozen other bullshit ways to swim that isn't the "go fast" one
>> Anonymous
>>281775
This. Might as well create 100 METERS FREESTYLE RUNNING, 100 METERS RACEWALKING, 100 METERS BACKWARDS RUNNING, 100 METERS HOPPING LIKE A BUNNY.
>> Anonymous
>>281825100 METERS BACKWARDS RUNNING

Now we're fucking talking.
>> Anonymous
>>281852
I second this. I would pay to see this.
>> Anonymous
>>281825
I'd dig 100 meters hopping, but they'd axe it like they did the sack race
>> Anonymous
>>281825100 METERS HOPPING LIKE A BUNNY.

They're saving that for the Special Olympics
>> Anonymous
>>281870
>sack race
they actually had this?
>> Anonymous
>>281873
yes. check wikipedo again
>> Anonymous
>>281873
>Sack racing is a former olympic sport (1904, St. Louis).
>> Anonymous
>>281331

The funniest is when they show the finish in slo-motion.
>> Anonymous
BUNNY HOP, BACKWARDS RUN, CRABWALK, FREESTYLE, SACKRACE, BACKWARDS BUNNY HOP, SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS CRABWALK, CARTWHEELING

BOLT WILL WIN THEM ALL
>> Anonymous
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO WALK 200 METERS?
>> Anonymous
>>281775
>makes as much sense as those dozen other bullshit ways to swim that isn't the "go fast" one

except the different strokes are, you know, actually fucking different. whereas clearly, running > walking
>> Anonymous
>>281899

lol
>> Anonymous
>>281899
i bet bolt win gold in that event.
>> Anonymous
>>281908
But frontstroke is obviously the best but the others are atleast not entirely retarded and just examples for different approaches. It's like comparing wrestling and Taekwondo.

The problem with racewalking isn't only that it's so incredibly inferior to running but also the fact that all break the rules and should be disqualified.
>> Anonymous
According to the IOC, walking is more of a sport than baseball.
>> Anonymous
>>281908except the different strokes are, you know, actually fucking different. whereas clearly, running > walking

bull fucking shit

if you're being chased by a shark, there's only one way to swim
>> Anonymous
>>282003

let's add crabwalk and bunnyhop to track then

it's a different approach y'know
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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Confirmed for 2016 Summer Olympics
>> Anonymous
>>282048
As long as it isn't 20km or 50km.
100m bunnyhop wouldn't be too bad.
>> Anonymous
I'm surprised this gets more hate than...say... synchronized swimming.
>> Anonymous
>>28207550km bunny hop

is that even humanly possible?
>> Anonymous
>>282081
Apparently 50km racewalk is, so why not bunnyhopping as well. It might take a day but it's not like someone would need those roads anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>282046
yes but if you're 5 miles from the next island to rescue I'm sure as hell not going to freestyle all the way.
>> Anonymous
>>282081

Don't know... but it'd be hilarious to watch people try
>> Anonymous
>>282091
I'd love seeing someone drink some water while doing a bunny hop lol
>> Anonymous
>>282116
i have tried duckwalk for 50m and it hurts badly.
>> Anonymous
>>282122duckwalk

...is that like goose step?
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>>282079
here's why

<-------former synchronized swimmer for canada
>> Anonymous
>>282079
Synchro is awesome and beatiful. Racewalking looks retarded and is full of cheaters.

Racewalking is the most hated olympic discipline on /sp/ followed by equestrian dressage. The trampoline and ping pong haters have hopefully been put to their places by watching the events.
>> Anonymous
>>282143
I'd like to put my head between her bags of milk if you know what I mean.
>> Anonymous
>>282143
remember when she was fucking and sucking for movie roles? those were the good ol' days.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
I made jokes about hula hooping being the olympics...then I watched artistic gymnastics...