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ITT: Alternate Universe

I'm so glad that Tom Brady finally won it this year. The Patriots are a class act team, and those 3 failures just built up to this epic win. Belechick and the Patriots organization really deserve it.
>> Anonymous
YAY! LAKERS WON! PENGUINS WON! ROCKIES WON! YAY!!
>> Anonymous
1-18
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I do not suck cocks.
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Rockies Win the WORLD SERIES!!!111
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Oh my God, that was the best PK I've ever seen
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WE DID IT
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I always deliver in the big games.
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THE VIKINGS HAVE SHOCKED THE BRONCOS IN SUPER BOWL XXXIII!!! RANDALL CUNNINGHAM IS BEING CARRIED OFF THE FIELD!!
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15-1! Nearly went undefeated!
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worst goalie ever
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MOMMY!!!!
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FIFA World Player of the Year 2008
>> Anonymous
CB loves vagina.
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Mike Vick and the Falcons did great this year.
>> Anonymous
Mother of God...Chris Benoit was murdered by his wife and son!
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GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!! Captain Terry scores with a beautiful Panenka and wins the Champions League for CHELSEA!!!
>> Anonymous
>>169527

BAH GAWD THE 0-14 DOLPHINS HAVE HALTED THE PATRIOTS ROAD TO PERFECTION IN WEEK 15.

Seriously, I wanted that to happen so fucking bad. It would have been perfect.
>> Anonymous
Kwame Brown has carried the Bobcats to an amazing 73-9 to take the record for most regular season wins and has a triple triple in the NBA Championship in a shocking win over the Bucks!
>> Anonymous
>>169554
lol Kwame Brown is always relevant in alternate universes.
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
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From the year 1908 on, the Chicago Cubs have been one of the most dominant teams in professional sports history.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
England is poised to win Euro 2008.
>> Anonymous
The Patriots, Celtics and Red Sox have all gone winless this year.
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Man, brett favre has won a shitload of championships, but he just doesn't have the numbers to be considered the greatest of all time
>> Anonymous
>>169623

ur doin it wrong
>> Anonymous
>>169623

His numbers are low because he was injured all the damn time.
>> Anonymous
I can't believe the Portland Trail Blazers are such good role models for kids. Good for them.
>> Anonymous
I can't believe Peyton Manning hasn't won yet! Can you believe Marvin Harrison? What a show boating faggot, always talking about he needs the ball.
>> Anonymous
The Vick Brothers are really making the most out of their skills while proving to be great role models. If only all athletes could be like them.
>> 4chan /sp/'s God
>>169648
God here;
They aren't bad anymore; they smartly cut or traded just about all those douchefags, which is no doubt why they no longer suck. Replace the Blazers with a sports team that sees everyone getting arrested, like the Bears, Patriots and Bengals of the NFL. Everyone on those teams are all being followed by the Party Van, so I would suggest choosing them instead.

Anyway, my real contribution to this thread:
Wow, the Steinbrenner family is a class act; those people deserve their team being great. No one in that family who runs that team will be anally raped in hell.......
>> Anonymous
>>169633
He's never missed a game.
>> Anonymous
Sam Cassell is one of the most attractive players in the NBA.
>> Anonymous
>>169682
I'd go gay for that guy if not just for his beautiful face.
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>>169667
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Also, can't fuckin believe Byron Leftwich went an ENTIRE season without throwing an interception and should be MVP if the rest of his team wasn't holding him down.
>> Anonymous
Tiki Barber was right to retire. Another wasted year for the Giants and Eli Manning is officially in bust territory. His talents were going to waste in that palce. Not to mention Strahan totally collapsing and not getting his head in the game.
>> Anonymous
>>169667
This is a well thought out statement and relevant to the topic
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2002-2003 NBA CHAMPIONS
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>>169728

This!
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>>169734
And how about that new arena? Beat that Staples Center!
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Man, how classy is that Chad Johnson guy? Of course, it was no surprise that he joined Cincinnati - the Bengals just real in class act after class act. Nice to know he'll spend his whole career with them.
>> Anonymous
Sheesh, all that talent the Celtics shipped off for Garnett and Allen, and look what they got? Pierce can't figure out how to share the ball.

KG's right for demanding a trade from this trainwreck of a team. Now that Sebastian Telfair and Delonte West are off getting triple-doubles in every game, he's stuck on a 20-62 team. Red Auerbach is rolling over in his grave.
>> Anonymous
Roger Clemens is the Class act of the MLB today.
Him and Barry Bonds are excellent Role Models that set a good example of how to win without the use of performance enhancing drugs
>> Anonymous
>>169662

Constant arrests on the Patriots? What? Believe it or not amongst all the "Spygate" bullshit, the Patriots have an incredible reputation for class.

And by the way, that wasn't a contribution to the topic, that was serious. Call me a troll if you will.
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Despite being the most physical player in the NBA, Yao has never missed a game.
>> Anonymous
>>169887
in Soviet China, Yao injure you!
>> Anonymous
oh wow i cant belive how good every team is in the nlf other than the patriots. those patriots sure suck compared to every other team.

i mean they dont even come close to every other team. NOWHERE NEAR AS GOOD.
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>>169865
ITT people believe they live in alternate realities.

But how about that Eli Manning huh? He played such a great game in that Super Bowl. He was totally deserving of MVP. Man I just LOVE my unstoppable Citizen Echo Drive watch!
>> Anonymous
Sean Taylor deserves to rot in jail for life after those murders he commited.

On a lighter note, it's good to see Michael Vick hasn't succumbed to the pressures of becoming such a huge star so quickly. Good for him.
>> Anonymous
Man, can anyone stop this English side in Euro 2008?
>> Anonymous­­
Man, the Baltimore Orioles have been unstoppable these past few years. They definitely should be considered a dynasty. After all, they have 26 World Series titles, the most of all time.
>> Anonymous
wow, i just can't wait for the nfl season to start again. seeing OJ simpson coach the Bills to their 4th straight superbowl victory is almost as wonderful as the book him and nicole wrote about how to keep the love alive in your marraige.
>> Anonymous
>>169904
>Sean Taylor deserves to rot in jail for life after those murders he commited.

lol'd so hard and feel soooo bad for it.
>> RAY ALLEN !!+K0Mvqp/bEq
RAY ALLEN misses the threeeeeeeeeee...
>> Anonymous
I'm sure glad the Bears didn't have another quarterback controversy this year. Those 61 touchdown passes and 14 wins will keep Rex around for a while.
>> Anonymous
Rex: Fuck it, I'm dumping to the Fullback!
>> Anonymous
You know, /sp/ needs more trolls
>> Anonymous
>>170098
18-1, patsfag.
>> RAY ALLEN !!+K0Mvqp/bEq
>>170123
18-1=17.
>> Anonymous
>>170123
>>170132

NO NO NO NOT IN THIS FUCKING THREAD.

GET YOUR FUCKING FAGGOTRY OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
>> Anonymous
>>170132
>18-1=dismal failure
fix'd
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I was fouled.
>> Anonymous
18-1 happened in all dimensions
>> Anonymous
MAPLE LEAFS WIN THE CUP

THE DROUGHT IS OVER

JFJ IS A HERO
>> Anonymous
>>169538

Professional wrestling is such a display of pure competition, I can't ever imagine a wrestling match to be rigged.
>> Anonymous
Anyone excited about the Quebec Nordiques this season?
>> Anonymous
>>170162
you're doing it wrong ausfag
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IN AN AMAZING BLOWOUT COLT BRENNAN GOES FOR 76-79 WITH 450 YARDS PASSING AND 8 TOUCHDOWNS TO ROUT THE COMPLETELY OUTCLASSED GEORGIA BULLDOGS! Both the BCS and the AP are so upset about not putting Hawaii in the national championship game, that the Rainbow Warriors are given a share of the national championship.
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man I have to tell you, SEC fans are some classy folks and they've got a really good conference.

I can't believe they expanded to add UNC, NC State and Florida State this year. Those are really great teams.
>> Anonymous
>>171819
It's too bad they had to kick LSU out. The team wasn't good, but they had the nicest and classiest fans in all of American sports.
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>>170170
this post is beautiful
>> Anonymous
The Portland Trailblazers were brilliant to know to take Sam Bowie before busts Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, and Alvin Robertson. The Rockets must regret passing him up for that stiff, Olajuwon.
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>>169524
doin it wrong
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I deserve to be in National Championship games.
>> Anonymous
Ryan Leaf with his 4 superbowl rings is inducted into the hall of fame in 2017 along with Reggie Bush and Pat Tillman.
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ANOTHER NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP! TAKE THAT DUKE!
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We'll be taking our 30th World Series win this year.

Go Mariners!
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NOTHINGGGGGGGGGG ISSSSSSSSSSSSS POSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?11
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>171934

If only...
>> Anonymous
Football is played by skinny white women with no padding, or clothing at all for that matter.
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Wow /vc/ is still winning championships?! What the fuck?! That nigga's won a championship for every year he's in the league! Goddamn.
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>>174522
You, sir, can't be in this thread.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingerie_Football_League
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>>170087
lol'd
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Bettman is just sucking Ovechkin's cock. Fuck.
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Fuck yeah Superbowl 2007
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I'm so glad Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens finally joined forces to stop those steroid using assholes. Baseball is a fine sport which must not be ruined by them!
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Why can't Eurofags understand and appreciate our beautiful sport?
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>>174524
I see padding and clothing. Also, fuck paying for it, I want it on NBC with John Madden commentary.
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>>175537

lol
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I'm so happy that Joe Thornton finally proved that he doesn't choke in the playoffs.

Good job on the cup win Sharks.
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He has been a great player for Manchester United these past 6 years.
>> Anonymous
>>171801
>the BCS and the AP
in this alternate universe the AP has a say in the BCS rankings???
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>>175537
I loled.

Also: Wow, I'm glad I didn't get subbed and was able to score my penalty.
>> Anonymous
>>170087
You got me.

I lol'd
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>169932
I cried.
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I'm staying at United!
>> Anonymous
>>176530

You're overrated.
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>>176555

w...wat?

oh
aww
:(
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Thank god the XFL has been so successful, otherwise I'd have nothing to watch this summer.
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Their 2008 Slam Dunk contest is gonna be so cash.
>> Anonymous
The Yankees have been a bottom-of-the-barrel team for like 100 years, it's so hard to be a fan... luckily, since 2000 the Red Sox have managed to be even worse after being so dominant for 86 years.
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>>177021
Swin Cash that is! Last year's reigning champion!
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That Phillip Rivers, he's a real class act. Other quarterbacks should carry themselves the way he does.
>> Anonymous
/sp/ has been my favorite place on the internet

i've had serious intellectual discussions from fans of sport from around the world. I've learned about their sports and they mine. And the patience for someone learning is unequalled. I haven't seen a troll here in so long it amazes me.

It's Love, It's Love, It's Love, la lalalalalala la
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FOUR STRAIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPS, BITCHES
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>> Heynonnynonnymous
Mike Tyson is so boring and well-mannered.
>> Anonymous
>>177052
NB-what?
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>>177093
I think it's this one sport that's overrun with well-behaved White people.
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>>177094
Like this average NBAer.

There are literally hundreds of other NBA players just like him.
>> Anonymous
And Group D nicknamed, The Group of Death, here at World Cup 2010, has Barbados, The Faroe Islands, Kuwait, and of course the 10 time defending champs, The United States!
>> Anonymous
>>177104
Gah...I'm so sick of the US winning every World Cup. Why can't one of those downtrodden European countries who don't even care about soccer make a run at it?
>> Anonymous
>>177107
Give Italy a chance!
>> Anonymous
Who would have thought that the defending champion Washington Nationals, who have won the world series each year since coming back to the MLB, would have a 64-10 record in June. We knew they were good, but this is insane! Ryan Zimmerman leads the majors with a .450 average, while Lastings Milledge and Elijah Dukes are the best 3-4 hitters in the majors. Milledge is hitting .320 with 24 HR and 75 RBI, while Dukes is hitting .312 with a staggering 39 HR and 103 RBI. And a combined team ERA of 1.05....ugh. Looks like a lock to win it all again this year.
>> Anonymous
Someone needs to tell the Patriots to start videotaping opponents, everyone knows it's legal and because they're not doing it they've been awful for the last few years... and 0-16 last year, even!
>> Anonymous
I still can't believe the NCAA let SMU's football team off with just a slap on the wrist.
>> Anonymous
>>177418
now be fair, it was 1-15, they won their last game, even though it had no importance