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Anonymous
This is a Phelps.
It is made of dolphin, world record and gold.
>> Anonymous
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
Bitches don't know about my world records.
>> Anonymous
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a retard?

Why do women think of him as an adonis? His face is all rubbery and misshapen.

Plus he's a Ravens fan.
>> Anonymous
>>238715
Because he's a world record holder, gold medalist, and can outswim almost anyone on earth(stamina).
You're a nobody, are prolly fat/skinny, and misshapen, and are taking CS, or political science, and will never amount to anything, like the rest of us.
>> Anonymous
>>238715
guy is pretty ripped and probably has <1% body fat
>> Anonymous
>>238732
You really cut to the bone, anonymous
>> Anonymous
>>238715
I admit he looks like a retard when he's out of the pool. but he looks pretty good after a race.
>> Anonymous
YOU ARE CHEFFING IT WRONG.
>> Anonymous
Thorpedo is hotter.
>> Anonymous
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>>238771
Thor-Pedo
>> Anonymous
lol
>> Anonymous
Phelps is the offspring of a sea captain that had sex with a dolphin.
>> Anonymous
>>238978
lawl
>> Anonymous
>>239005
His maw looks like a sea captain.
>> Anonymous
>>239010
Yes, the dolphin was the male in that coupling.
>> Anonymous
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>>239005
>>239010