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Anonymous
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College football fails so hard. I go to a D1-A school and its just failure. I guess that's because football in general fails as a sport. It's more like chess with a bunch of burly jocks as pieces than an actual game.
10 seconds of action for every 1 minute of strategizing. No continuity of play, no excitement except for the odd hail mary or qb sack.
Real sports like hockey, soccer, basketball, et al actual require endurance and athleticism, whereas jerome bettis is just a fat fuck who does a shit ton of dead lifts and squats and gets paid million of dollars to stand there and none of these guys have to do more than 20 seconds worth of work at a time.
Watching a football game:
Wait 45 seconds. Mass scramble for ten seconds. Move up 2 yards. Repeat 1000 times. Game over.
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