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The Judge
Iron Chef should be an Olympic event.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, four Americans plus one token Jap. That's real international.
>> Anonymous
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NOT BEFORE BULLETBALL.
>> Anonymous
Yo Yoing.
>> Anonymous
Old school Iron Chef yes! Iron Chef USA, NO!
>> Anonymous
Tug o' war should be back.
>> Anonymous
>>262868
IF YOU CAN DODGE A BULLET YOU CAN DODGE A BALL

LOL xD

>>263359
Too violent.
>> Anonymous
Tug of War and Iron Chef, fuck year
>> Anonymous
Dude, yes! Tug-of-war AND Iron Chef. Also, Laser tag, just for the fucking hell of it.
>> Anonymous
>>263387
>Also, Laser tag, just for the fucking hell of it.

Might as well add paintball too.
>> Anonymous
tug-o-war and iron chef IN THE SAME EVENT
>> Anonymous
>>263396
Tug O' War WHILE Iron Chefing.
>> Anonymous
>>263408
HOLY COW, IRON CHEF MORIMOTO IS ABSOLUTELY DOMINATING HIS SIDE OF THE TUG ROPE WHILE FLAMBEING HIS REDUCTION WITH HIS FREE HAND! I'VE NEVER ENCOUNTERED ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN THE HISTORY OF ATHLETIC IRON CHEF!
>> Anonymous
>>263415

AND OH WHAT'S THIS? HE WAS JUST LASER TAGGED. IT'S ALL OVER FOR MORIMOTO. I CAN HEAR THE HEARTBREAK THROUGHOUT THE STADIUM
>> Anonymous
I wonder what would the losing team fall into.
>> Anonymous
>>263425
MY GOD, IRON CHEF CORA IS ABSOLUTELY ECSTATIC! THERE'S OUZO EVERYWHERE! A WOMEN HAS WON THE FIRST EVER INTERGENDERED LASER TAG TUG OF ROPE IRON CHEF CHALLENGE: SECRET INGREDIENT SALMON! WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY FOR THE SPORT, BUT WHAT A HEARTBREAKING RESULT FOR MORIMOTO!
>> Anonymous
>>263425
IRON CHEF FRENCH HIROYUKI SAKAI IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
>> Anonymous
>>263445
BUT WHAT'S THIS?! THE CHAIRMAN IS STANDING UP AND SCREAMING AT THE JUDGES! HE'S CALLING A FOUL PLAY ON AN ILLEGAL BOILING-GREASE THROW MADE BY ONE OF CORA'S SOUS-CHEFS! THE CHAIRMAN AND JEFFERY STEINGARTEN ARE NOSE-TO-NOSE IN RAW FURY! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS GOLD-METAL MATCH HAS BEEN A COMPLETE ROLLER COASTER RIDE!
>> Anonymous
>>263470
If roller coasters had carts made of awesome and tracks made of orphan's dreams.
>> Anonymous
>>263432
A vat of hot oil.
>> Anonymous
WHOSE CUISINE WILL REIGN SUPREME?

(cue swooshing Iron Chef logo)
>> Anonymous
>>263492
LIVE FROM THE BIRD'S NEST...
>> Anonymous
>>263494
IRON CHEF BATALI CRUSHES THE WORLD RECORD FOR THE 100m STIRFRY
>> Anonymous
>>263503
CHAIRMAN KOGA IS ECSTATIC. WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM THIS EXCITED SINCE THE TIME HE ACCIDENTALLY BIT INTO A RED PEPPER.
>> Anonymous
>>263520
CHEF BATALI FORCIBLY HUGS ALTON BROWN IN CELEBRATION! HIS OFFENSIVE ODOR AND UNATTRACTIVE BODY HAIR SUBDUE THE GOOD EATS HOST IN SECONDS!
>> Anonymous
>>263529
STAY TUNED, GOOD EATS IS ACTUALLY COMING UP NEXT.
>> Anonymous
>>263533
H-hey folks, today on...urp...Good Eats we're...oh god...hang on a sec

*HUUUURL*
>> Anonymous
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How about frisbee? It looks like a tough sport.
>> Anonymous
IRON CHEF FLAY HAS NO PATIENCE FOR YOUR GAY FRISBEE SHIT
>> Anonymous
>>263548
It could be a distance sport like discus. hmmm