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It's Summer, 2006. The US National Soccer Team comes from behind and scores 2 goals in some crazy stoppage time insanity, wins the World Cup (as usual).

That same day, Brat Forve is traded to the Cowboys.

What do sports channels/papers lead with??
>> Anonymous
What the fuck is soccer?
>> Anonymous
brett
>> Anonymous
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dragging up shit from 06, good job OP I got you a present, please read it
>> Anonymous
It's Summer, 2006. The Space Shuttle explodes over a nuclear reactor, killing thousands of people.

That same day, Brat Forve is traded to the Cowboys.

What do the news papers/channels lead with?!?
>> Anonymous
It's Summer, 2006. The US National Soccer Team comes from behind and scores 2 goals in some crazy stoppage time insanity, wins the World Cup (as usual).

That same day, Breet Firve is traded to the US National Soccer Team.

What do sports channels/papers lead with?
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>479832

That's horrible :(
>> Anonymous
It's Summer, 2006. Knut the polar bear cub starts speaking Latin to the media.

That same day, Brit Farv is traded to the Cowboys.

What does the news lead with??/
>> Anonymous
>>479841
No.

>>479836
That's horrible.
>> headsigh !pPyM90q9.6
It's Summer, 2006. The Albany Firebirds go undefeated in the Arena Football League.

That same day, Brut Firve is traded to the Cowboys.

What do the news papers/channels lead with?!?
>> Anonymous
It's Summer, 2006. Teem Tabaw transfers from Flarda to Nater Dome.

The same day, Bart Ferv is traded to the Coboys.

What does NBC Nightly News lead with?!
>> Anonymous
It's Nuclear Winter, 2012

The UN has been disbanded in the three months following the blast and a new "Federation of Nations" seems to be emerging with Russia as the new World's Superpower

That same day, Brot Firve sprains his pinky finger.

What do sports channels/papers lead with??
>> Anonymous
It's summer, 2006. A number of terrorists have invaded Texas and mercilessly begin killing off every professional athlete they can find.

The same day, Brat Forve is traded to the Cowboys

What do sports channels/papers lead with?
>> Anonymous
Its Winter 2008, Yankees buy MLB.

Brot Farv takes a dump.

What do newspapers lead with??
>> Anonymous
It's Summer, 2006. George Bush is caught having sex with another man on national tv, and that man is Gary Coleman.

That same day, Brett Favre is traded to the Cowboys for a jelly doughnut.

What does the almighty Steven Colbert talk about first?
>> Anonymous
It's Winter, 2009. The Seattle Mariners beat the New York Giants and become the first baseball team to ever win a Super Bowl.

That same day, Brett Favre is traded to the Michigan Wolverines.

What do sports channels/papers lead with?
>> DAFTcrunk !!qzeUh5NZAVO
It's Summer, 2009. Location: Miami, FL. Basketball superstar Dwayne Wade is bludgeoned to death with a baseball bat. Dexter Morgan is one of the first on the scene to analyze blood spatter. Dan Uggla is found in a drunken stupor a few blocks away with blood all over him. However, this falls under Detective Horatio Caine's jurisdiction. 'H' has casually been watching in his typical calm, cool style, all leaned back while wearing 3 pair of sunglasses. But all that UV protection didn't prevent ol ginger from spotting Mr. Morgan subtly removing evidence from the crime scene. Convinced 'E-4' couldn't do anything right if his life depended on it, Det. Caine starts tailing Dex'. Six evenings into the investigation, Horatio witnesses Morgan breaking and entering into a suspected drug dealer's pad. All of a sudden, his cell vibrates. It's a text message from dear friend Tim Cowlishaw. Apparently, Bratt Faerv has just been traded to the Dallas Cowboys.

To Be Continued.....
>> DAFTcrunk !!qzeUh5NZAVO
While muttering FFFUUUUUUUU- under his breath and attempting to cross the street, Horatio is obliterated by a black SUV with smoke pouring out of the windows. The air reeks of death... and reefer. Ricky Williams stumbles out of the vehicle and bolts down the street. Dexter emerges from the mansion, now slightly startled by all of the recent carnage before him, and doesn't know whether to quickly look in on the accident or follow in Ricky's rapidly fading footsteps. Soon it won't matter anyway, because suddenly "I GOT YOU NOW MUTHAFUCKA!" erupts from the bushes almost as fast as the gunfire behind it... And Out Of Fucking Nowhere - Zombie Doakes take his revenge! As Doakes slips back into the darkness of the rainy night and wilderness behind the mansion, the Cuban drug czar pulls into his driveway, surveys the damage, and begins to make his way into his home to quickly pack and leave the country until the heat dies down... when "Bam!" I jump from the palm tree in the front yard and (secretly having been deputized all along, with Shaq that fateful day) make my 19th citizen's arrest. Ya see, with the cooperation of one Michael Irvin, I've been doing a little investigating of my own, and I now had all the evidence needed to bring down one Tony Montana for good.

Me? I'm Dan Le Batard, and these are my stories.
>> Anonymous
>>480984
>>480988

tl;dr