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Anonymous
What's this? No Shawn Johnson thread on the front page of /sp/? I know her events are done...but still...what the hell?!
>> Anonymous
I bet her vagina looks like roast beef sandwich because of all the stretching.
>> Anonymous
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>>280546
Do Want
>> Anonymous
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>>280546
>> Anonymous
>>280548
her eyebrows independent movements are quite entertaining.
>> Anonymous
Anyone have the image of her kissing some other woman, with Nastia sitting on a bench in the background?
>> Anonymous
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Not bad.
>> Anonymous
>>280678
She`s saying....my vagina is this big.
>> Anonymous
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nice
>> Anonymous
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cute
>> Anonymous
<3
>> Anonymous
>>280704
ewww look at those cankles
>> Anonymous
>>280704
awww look at those cute cankles
>> Anonymous
>>280704
i bet he's fucked her

what a scene that must be

you can't unthink it now
>> Anonymous
>>280801
DON'T FUCKING SAY THAT
SHE'LL KEEP HERSELF PURE UNTIL HER
WEDDING DAY
>> Autumn Ash !BSJoMj8VII!!ZuH
>>280801

almost 28080 get
>> Anonymous
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bump
>> Anonymous
>>280666

That wasn't her, dumbass. Semenova looks nothing like Shawn Johnson.
>> Anonymous
>>280813
Do you even know what goes on in the Olympic village. They don`t hand out all those condoms to the athletes for nothing. Everyones pumped and horny as hell. Even the married ones get up to no good. It`s a fucking orgy in there.
>> Anonymous
>>280829
that isn't a get dumbass
>> Anonymous
>>280813
I DIDN'T PROPOSE TO HER YET
>> Anonymous
FUCK YOU ALL
ON OUR WEDDING DAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION
>> Anonymous
>>281532
BLASPHEMY
>> Anonymous
>>281534
NO I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS
WITH THE LIGHTS OUT AND EVERYTHING
>> Anonymous
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#
>> Anonymous
I've already started rehearsing pickup lines and conversations. No joke.
>> Anonymous
>>281895

If you're heading down to Iowa to meet her, I'm comin too.
>> Anonymous
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This is a goddess.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, she's really cute, but I'm finding it difficult to get worked up about a high school sophomore. Maybe I'm getting too old for 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>281913
>>I'm finding it difficult to get worked up about a high school sophomore ... 4chan.
what?
>> Anonymous
>>281913

No, you're just a flaming faggot.

No big deal.
>> Anonymous
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Oh dearest sweet Shawn, I giveth all of my love and undying devotion to thee.
>> Anonymous
wow archive this thred plz.
>> Anonymous
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>>280666

>Anyone not have the image of her kissing some other woman, with Nastia sitting on a bench in the background?

fixed
>> Anonymous
>>281953

FAPFAPFAPFAP
>> Anonymous
>>283641
i love nastia's "wat" face.
>> Anonymous
>>281450
actually, the condoms are just made available in the drug stores.
>> the fucking nigger that posts on /k/
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>>283641
>> Anonymous
In after china hax
>> Anonymous
>>283902
CAN'T CENSOR THEIR LOVE
>> Anonymous
>>284036
facepalm.jpg
>> Anonymous
Anon better claim he's an idiot who failed twice.
>> Anonymous
>>280580
Well, my little brother, my droogs and I were just about ready to perform like a little of the old "in out in out" on some young gymnast devotchka when your humble narrator, that being myself, slooshied a real starry Russian malchick govereeting "You can do it!" real like loud.
>>280548
needs to be captioned, and then shooped with her licking cum off of her face.
>> Anonymous
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win?
>> Anonymous
>>284077
omfg, please say there is more, because this is holy grail type shit.
>> citronella
>>284077

Is there sauce on this? I find it hard to believe that isn't shooped.
>> Anonymous
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I think the more obvious question is, why are you fags just now seeing that pic for the first time?!
>> Anonymous
>>284112
It's not shopped. It was aired on NBC. There's a vid floating around somewhere. Where have you been the past few days? It's been posted ad nauseam.
>> citronella
>>284119

I've seen it before, I've just never really believed it was real and have been too lazy to post about it.
>> Anonymous
>>284096
*Ahem*

http://forum.skins.be/9-hq-celebrity-pictures/10197-shawn-johnson/
>> DURRHURR Fucktard1 !26Zf504quw
>>284119
DURRHURR, YAR IT IS. I KNOF FRUM SEEING MANY TARPS IN MY TIME AND POLYGONS AND PHONE
DURHURR YAR I HAS
This message brought to you by the fine folks in /n/.
>> Anonymous
>>283641

THAT should be an Olympic sport! :D
>> Anonymous
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she seriously looks like dewey from malcolm in the middle
>> Anonymous
>>285218
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH FUCK YOU
>> Anonymous
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har har
>> Anonymous
>>285218
Not really. Perhaps you are trying to rationalize your sexual attraction to Dewey.
>> Anonymous
>>285269
Not...>>285218
But...Perhaps you are trying to rationalize YOUR sexual attraction to Dewey. Think about it.
>> Anonymous
>>285282
HURR I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? HURRRRRR
>> Anonymous
>>285286

I KNOW YOU'RE GAY FOR DEWEY.
>> Anonymous
>>287340

Well played.
>> Anonymous
>>287340

The best part of her bikini pics is getting to see her yummy yummy six pack.
>> Anonymous
>>287382

That picture makes me wanna cum on her abs.
>> Shawn Johnson
Hello guys and gals :D, I got linked here through a PM in my facebook profile.

I just want to say thanks to those that support me sorry I didn't bring home more gold. I did my best.

My next topic is that some of you guys can't be serious? I am glad you think I am attractive :) but some of the comments go way too far!!!!

I currently have a boyfriend and we are very happy so I am sorry :( but I am sure some of you will find girls far better than I am.

I don't have much time but thanks again for your support. :D
>> Anonymous
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>>287396
>> Anonymous
>>287396
Yeah right, she's still in Beijing but I, TOO, WANT TO BELIEVE.
>> Anonymous
>>287396
Quite playing games with my heaaaart!
>> Anonymous
>>287425
I thought she left for home early?
>> Anonymous
>>287425

nah she came back home
>> Anonymous
>>287396
TITS OR GTFO
>> Anonymous
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>>287462
>> Shawn Johnson
>>287396

Disregard that, you're all faggots
>> Anonymous
>>287396
Problem is there are no girls better than you and we can't even get inferior girls.
I love seeing you smile everyday. I love when you bite your lip. I love that you have respect your fellow gymnast even in defeat. I love when you give the thumbs up. You are the cutest girl in the whole world. The perfect girl who has blessed me with your humility, talent, and cuteness. Most of all I love when you give the thumbs up. It makes me hope for better days.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>287479

This is some crazy stuff yo. Even for favrechan.
>> Anonymous
>>287479
Huh, and I thought I was obsessed.
>> Anonymous
>>287479
truth
>> Anonymous
>>287479

I came.
>> Anonymous
>>287396
I WANT TO BELIEVE THIS IS REAL.
DAMN YOU, REALLY GOOD TROLL!
>> Anonymous
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Shawn Johnson = New Linetrap.

Seriously, theres some fucking weirdos on 4chan(more so /b/), crazy obsessed motherfuckers would be sending BJ pics of them naked and shit and wanting to hook up. Now Shawn is gonna get the same treatment.
>> Anonymous
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she looks CRAZY hot in this picture.
>> Anonymous
It's only a matter of time until somebody cuts their dick off and mails it to her.
>> Anonymous
>>287570
And that man will take her hand in marriage.
>> Anonymous
>>287572
not how it works.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
not quite sure what he does next though.
>> Anonymous
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>>287570
>> Anonymous
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>>287585

WTF IS UP WITH HER TEETH!!
>> Anonymous
>>287608

Oh, they're just being fucking cute.
>> Anonymous
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>>287608

AND HER NOSE! LOOK AT THE FUCKING NOSE!
>> Anonymous
LOOK AT THAT GAP BETWEEN HER TEETH
DISGUSTING BITCH
>> Anonymous
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My wallpaper.
>> Anonymous
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>>287617
>>287608
AND WHEN YOU COMBINE THE TWO
>> Anonymous
>>287697
;_;
>> Anonymous
>>287697

You too?
>> Anonymous
>>287697
It pains me knowing that I will never get to meet Shawn and have a chance of being with her, I would rather get to know her and get rejected than to never get a chance at all.
>> Anonymous
>>287697
>>287701
>>287702
>>287708
I swear this board will commit mass suicide when we find out Shawn's been fucking some male gymnast the whole time.
>> Anonymous
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>>287719
>> Anonymous
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>>287719
I'm prepared.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
you guys are so bad it makes me almost regret posing as her in the first place


>not really >:o
>> Anonymous
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>>287735
Seconded
>> Anonymous
>>287732

>>286625
>> Anonymous
Someone screencap this and title it: One Lonely Night in /sp/
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>287798
oh lord what have you done.
>> Anonymous
>>287803

OH SH-

A /b/tard is gonna buy that and post pics in like a week.
>> Anonymous
>>287518
>>287518
>>287518
>>287518
>>287518

THIS!
>> Anonymous
>>287617
actually, her nose is very feminine
>> Anonymous
/sp/ delivars *Sniff* I love you guys
>> Anonymous
>>287803

if she wore that.... id lick the shit out of the bottom pussy part of it all day
>> Anonymous
Even her fucking SIGNATURE is cute.

Oh God, kill me.
>> Anonymous
>>287907
YOU SICK FREAK!

I mean, we were all thinking it, but to type and post it here? Well that's something else entirely! Consider me offended, good sir!
>> Anonymous
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<3
>> Anonymous
http://www.shawnjohnson.net/press/shawn-johnson-homecoming-planned-for-tuesday.aspx

ZOMG IM GOING
>> Anonymous
http://www.shawnjohnson.net/multimedia/nbc-shawn-johnson-olympic-promos.aspx

Anybody have that NBC vid of Shawn and her mother in the supermarket, buying ice cream with Shawn on the box?
>> Anonymous
>>287937

...I wonder how heavy security will be.
>> Anonymous
>>287937

all the pedos are gonna be there rofl
>> Anonymous
I'd lick her awesome little feet
>> Anonymous
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http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?category=SHAWN_JOHNSON&template=landing

300+ shawn pics O_O
>> Anonymous
>>287961
No kidding.

Poor Shawn.
>> Anonymous
>>287937

>Both Shawn and Chow will talk about their Beijing experience and field selected questions from the audience...

Oh goody.

So many questions for a girl with such a vacuous, Iowan personality.

$10,000 to the man who gets through the question-screening and asks her if she likes to have her toes sucked.
>> Anonymous
>>287981

>$10,000 to the man who gets through the question-screening and asks her if she likes to have her toes sucked.

Guy: "Shawn, do you like to have your toes sucked?"

Shawn: "Hehe, what?"

(Guy tackled, beaten by security for 20 minutes, tossed into the street)
>> Anonymous
>>287991
As long as he saves the video!
>> Anonymous
>>287937
its a trap
expect FBI sting op
cheers
>> Anonymous
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And, how old is this "Shawn"?
>> Anonymous
>>288027
Shawn is legal Chris. The age of consent is 16 in Iowa
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>288036
Chris Hansen don't need no laws
He'll just put you on tv and make everybody hate you. With any luck, you will kill yourself before anyone ever finds out that what he did didn't make any sense
>> Anonymous
i'm gonna murder you one day for all the pedos
>> Anonymous
>>288027
old enough. now shush.
>> SSG Posted Here
1 away from archiving.
NOW FUCKING DO IT.
>> Anonymous
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>>287954
>> Anonymous
>>288116
next time I go grocery shopping, imma buy me a SHAWN JAWNSON ICE CREAM SANDWICH.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>288036
Don't they also do that "incest" thing there?

Iowa is now relevant to my interests.
>> Anonymous
Next time i go shopping im buying shawn johnson fap sandwichs
>> Anonymous
To borrow a concept from Nick Dipaolo, I bet Shawn Johnson shits strawberry frozen yogurt.
>> Anonymous
i'm getting the new sj lunchbox as soon as it comes out

i will be the envy of all the other target employees when i reach slowly into it and pull out a delicious tuna sandwich
>> Anonymous
front page
front page
front page
>> Anonymous
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The juice i drink everyday.
>> SuperAngryBlackJew
>>283902
iz tat you 00-Negroe?
>> Anonymous
Free handjob.
>> Anonymous
I think I'm getting bored of women gymnasts.
>> Anonymous
front page until the olympics end
>> Anonymous
I wonder if Shawn's as kinky as I imagine Nastia to be
>> Anonymous
when this gets autosaged and eventually deleted, we gotta start a new one again. 4chanarchive.com refuses to archive any shawn johnson threads and only archive brett farve threads that are gay
>> Anonymous
>>288995
are you the guy who wanted to pee on nastia? there was someone a few days ago...
but in regards to your comment:
nah, probably not. she just seems like she does absolutely NOTHING but train and thus has no time to be kinky.
>> Anonymous
>>287786
look at her fucking stomach.

jesus christ.

post more.
>> Anonymous
I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY,
I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY, I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY,
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>> Anonymous
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>>288804
No.

FRONT PAGE UNTIL THE END OF TIME
>> SSG Posted Here
>>289225
Your wish is my command........
>> Anonymous
Nastia<Sacramone<Shawn
>> rofl !FUCKPIgM1g
So when is her next competition? I'd love some new content.
>> Anonymous
>>289328
Fuck, I don't know. I think she's home now.
>> Anonymous
>>289330I think she's home now.

She's getting her brains screwed out in one of those Olympic village orgies.
>> Anonymous
>>287350
i rofl'd
so true
>> Anonymous
>>289343
The US Gymnastics team went home already. I was watching ESPN (well not really watching) when a fucking high school game came on. They interviewed Samantha Peszeck or however you spell her name. And Nastia is already home in Texas.
>> Anonymous
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IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
>> Anonymous
>>289377
shawn didn't
she comes home tuesday
god guys
at least make the effort to make her website your home page in order to keep up with her life
>> Anonymous !ceAlazor4o
>>289391
probably still getting nailed by phelps
>> Anonymous
>>287697
It pains me to lie in bed alone every night knowing full well that she and Nastia were roommates in Beijing and probably showered together...naked.
>> Anonymous
>>289427
you're insane
>> Anonymous
>>287735
>>287748

<--------- see pic
>> Anonymous
>>289452
Am I? AM I?!?!
>> Anonymous
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>>287748
>>287735
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
.
>> Anonymous
>>289513
And here I thought it was a cum joke...
>> Anonymous
>>289472

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwg1l3TT_90&feature=related

lol
>> Anonymous
Page 5? For shame.
>> Bump Bump
Goin'back to the front page right NOA
>> Anonymous
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>>288379
I went to the store today to get some epic shawn johnson juice but the fuckers didnt have any in stock :(
>> Anonymous
Back to the front page with you Shawn.
>> Anonymous
FRONT PAGE NOW
>> Anonymous
bump to see if autosage has begun.

that's a lie. bump for shawn's cuteness.
>> Anonymous
>>280542
So muscular.
>> Anonymous
bump from page ten for great justice
>> Anonymous
nooooo!
>> Anonymous
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BATTLE REZ FROM PAGE 10
>> Anonymous
Will she be in the 2012 Olympics?
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
bump