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I was banned Anonymous
for like 5 days. Are we still talking about Shawn Johnson&Co, or should I move on to somewhere else?
>> Anonymous
There was a huge thread about her that was archived yesterday.

http://sgtcaboose.com/shawn_i_love_you/

That's all you really need.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>289792
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>> Anonymous
>>289804
OP here, you dont how much i love you. Srsly, I have been looking for that site for like 3 days. You don't have The Story of Love and Deception, do you? If you did, I am your servant.
>> Anonymous
Shawn Johnson topics will be relevant for the duration of this site's existence.
>> Anonymous
In before everyone in this thread is b-

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>> Anonymous
>>289804
was it really archived or was it thrown out?
>> Anonymous
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I know, I know, we can legitimize this Shawn Johnson thread by asking a real sports question while continuing to post pictures of her.

I'll start.

Why does she, and other US gymnasts, walk really funny with this arms locked and fingers spread out, etc. before meets. No other gymnasts do it but like her and her team.
>> Anonymous
>>289834
I think they are told to do it by their coaches. I knew a gymnast, who did the same thing. They do it to look like their elegant and not some hunched back hillbilly.
>> Anonymous
>>289817
It was on her facebook fan page earlier, but I'm sure they deleted it. All I can find now is stuff like:

"She doesn't have a facebook. There are plenty of fake ones, someone even made one in the Valley High network.

So please stop asking. I'm glad she doesn't have one, the poor girl would be terrified to see what we are writing. Ya, I think she's cute too and would love to marry her or whatever, but I know it will never happen.
And btw, I'd hit it"
>> Anonymous
>>289792
>>for like 5 days. Are we still talking about Shawn Johnson&Co, or should I move on to somewhere else?

so what? who hasnt been b& before?
>> Anonymous
>>289839

Then why don't all the other teams do it? You'd think at least super-rigid Russia would do it too.

Also, I can't believe I missed out on an epic SJ thread here yesterday, I just kept forgetting to go to /sp/ and spent too much time on /b/. What went on?
>> Anonymous
no, now every single thread on /sp/ is a medal count thread
>> Anonymous
>>289865
i only care about Shawn Johnson.
>> Anonymous
>>289870
idk, maybe its an American thing. Maybe Shawn has to walk like that because she is short and can't keep up? Idk
>> Anonymous
>>289882

No, tall-ass (relatively) Nastia walks like that too.

C'mon I know theres some gymnastfag out there that knows the true answer.

Until then, wtf is The Story of Love and Deception?
>> Anonymous
>>289888
shes only like 5'3. Arnt most other gymnasts from Russia and such, taller. Like that Romanian, looked taller.
>> Anonymous
>>289904

Either way, she's still relatively tall for gymnastics. Hence why I said relatively.

Still, who was here last night? What epicness went on?
>> Anonymous
>>289914
i second, was it just another image dump of SJ pics. Or was there actual discussion?
>> Anonymous
>>289834

My sister was a gymnast, and they're encouraged to walk that way.
>> Anonymous
Really, no one was here last night?
>> Anonymous
>>289981
i guess not
>> Anonymous
>>289914
It was like a 200 post thread, so I'll summarize. Lots of SJ pics, SJ is my waifu pics, discussion of her homecoming party and how /sp/ goers can get in and ask her "Do you like to get your toes sucked", marriage proposals, a link to an ebay auction for a leotard worn and autographed by SJ, discussion of what part of the leotard we would lick if we had the money to buy it, SJ ice cream, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>289914
Actually 5'4 is considered the ideal gymnast height. So she's pretty much perfect.

Compared to those chinese bitches she might as well be Yao fucking Ming.
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>>290019
and a troll post by me pretending to be s.j. where people hoped to god she was really on /sp/
>> Anonymous
>>290029
Oh yeah, that was pretty funny. You had the e-mail and everything.
>> Anonymous
>>290019
lol, shes not going to her homecoming. She will be on tour.

I emailed her principal for the dates of the homecoming and location of prom. does we want?
>> Anonymous
>>290046
No, not her homecoming as in homecoming dance. When she gets back from Beijing, West Des Moines is throwing some homecoming event at some local community center or some shit. It's open to the public and Shawn and her coach will be fielding certain hand picked questions from the crowd. Thus, the discussion of how /sp/ can get a man inside and then somehow get him past the question screening only to ask something sexual and completely inappropriate.
>> Anonymous
>>290056

Wows. Who has the location? I know a /b/tard who lives near West Des Moines
>> Anonymous
>>290056
o....but she didnt leave yet. When is her party, I wanna go
>> Anonymous
>>290062
>>290069
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080821/SPORTS15/80821026/-1/SHAWN_JOHN
SON

Anon delivers.
>> Anonymous
Shawn’s Homecoming Celebration
6 pm, Tuesday, Aug. 26th
Wells Fargo Arena, Des Moines

doors open at 530
>> Anonymous
>>290076

I'm ready to make the pilgrimage.
>> Anonymous
http://www.shawnjohnson.net/press/shawn-johnson-homecoming-planned-for-tuesday.aspx
>> Anonymous
>>290081
i would 2. But my plan wont start untill she decides what college she wants to go to. Which works out perfect because her top schools are really the same ones for me. We also want to major in the same thing.
>> Anonymous
>>290095
Coincidentally, of course
>> Anonymous
>>289904
shes 4'9"
Nastia is 5'3"

facebook thread got deleted but I have the story saved on my computer. It isn't finished tho it just ends abruptly
>> Anonymous
>>290096
i know its weird.
>> Anonymous
>>290102

Do poast.

Also, someone needs to caption "Shawn Johnson approves of this thread" on OP's pic. Why don't I? I really don't have an answer for that.
>> Anonymous
>>290102
how does urs end. My ends right when Nastia is about to do something.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>290135

This thread is now a success whether or not someone posts that story.