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Anonymous
CNN'S CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR IS ATTEMPTING TO REPORT BREAKING NEWS ON AN AGREEMENT TO END THE GENOCIDE IN DARFUR, BUT CANNOT GET ON THE AIR BECAUSE MORE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER SEE WHAT BRETT FAVRE HAD FOR SUPPER TONIGHT...WHICH WAS A PORTERHOUSE STEAK WITH MASHED POTATOES, FRESH ASPARAGUS, AND KEY LIME PIE FOR DESSERT BEFORE GOING UP TO THE BEDROOM TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH HIS WIFE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION.
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