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Hey /sp/! Ultros here! Let's talk Olympics, shall we?

How about that Jamaican runner? He broke the 100m and 200m sprint WRs without even trying. At this rate, the only way anybody will be able to stop him is if they >bolt his feet down.
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You forgot the spoiler tags.
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Spoiler tags are disabled in /sp/
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And those gymnasts, all most Americans will talk about there is Shawn Johnson. She's a fine gymnast to be sure, but if they want to see an even better American gymanst,
>they should be Liukin elsewhere.
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The bigger story in Gymnastics are the Chinese, specifically their female Gymnasts. The controvery surrounding their ages may be unresolved for some time, so I hope you fellows aren't
>judging them too harshly.
>> Anonymous
this thread is lulzy.
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So I hear baseball and softball aren't coming back for 2012, though there's a chance of them returning for 2016. Some argue its from a lack of competitiveness, and I doubt that'll improve with there being no baseball or softball in 2012. So I guess that means you can
>strike those two out of the 2016 Olympics.
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DOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Taekwondo started recently. I was disappointed to find out its scored similarly to boxing. I guess now I'll only watch it
>just for kicks.
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Speaking of boxing, did you hear about that Tajik boxer who got DQed for chomping on his opponent's shoulder? Say what you will, but the man had not been successful otherwise, a good chunk of his gameplan was to bait his opponent into making bad punches, but his opponent
>just wouldn't bite.
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May and Walsh have been dominating Beach Volleyball, why they go for the gold tonight. They've got top competition, facing the Chinese, but they'll be fine as long as they
>Kerri the mometum and not
>Mis-ty ball on their attack.
>> Anonymous
I love this thread.
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The US men's basketball team has been blowing out everyone they've faced, but their toughest game is against Argentina in the semifinals. If the US wants to win this game, they'll need to
>stop Kidd-ing around.
>> Anonymous
Epic lulz were had.
>> Anonymous
Don't tease the octopus, kids.
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Lastly, how could I forget Michael Phelps! What a run that guy had, going 8 for 8 in Golds and 7 for 8 in World Records! Who knows where the American Olympic team would've been without Phelps' contributions. In terms of medal count, I figure that without Phelps, they'd be
>sinking instead of swimming.

You've been a great crowd, /sp/!
>> Anonymous
Thanks for gracing us with your presence Ultros. I love your antics in /v/ and /co/. You've been great. I don't care what they say, you're better than Carlos.
>> Anonymous
lololol
>> Anonymous
great thread or greatest thread?
>> Anonymous
Bump for awesomeness
>> Anonymous
Awesome indeed.
>> Anonymous
finally a good thread
>> Anonymous
I don't think you're at the top of your game, Ultros
>> Anonymous
This whole thread is the same person, gb2/v/ you faggot, this isn't funny whatsoever.
>> Anonymous
>>278572
>This whole thread is the same person
YOU DON'T SAY
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>278014
Personally, Ultros...I think they'd be dead in the water.
>> Anonymous
Oh Ultros.
>> Anonymous
Ultros /v/ doesn't appreciate you but we do!
>> Anonymous
I'm casting bolt 3 on your ass
>> Anonymous
Age for Ultros
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
This is the greatest thread on /sp/ in weeks.
>> Anonymous
this thread has made weeks of olympic faggotry (almost) worthwhile