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Anonymous
/sp/'s lack of Phelps disturbs me
>> Anonymous
Give it time.
>> Anonymous
He drowned or what?
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps, American Glutton, One-Man Global Warming Machine
>> Anonymous
>>249871
if phelps ever dies it will not be in the water
>> Anonymous
>>249886
>if
>> Anonymous
Phelps is the new Chuck Norris
>> Anonymous
>>249910
He's only fagging up /sp/
>> Anonymous
I herd Phelps shook Misty May's hand and accidentally impregnated her.
>> Anonymous
he's the new favorite for the best supporting actor Academy award. Sorry Heath
>> Anonymous
>>249910

DO NOT insult Michael Phelps like that.
>> Anonymous
Chuch Norris wishes he was Michael Phelps.
>> Anonymous
he's gonna get sliver tonite fgts
>> Anonymous
2ND PLACE? I RAGED
>> Anonymous
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>>249966

YOU JEST
>> Anonymous
>>249972
Phelps lets other people win in preliminaries. He saves the razzle dazzle swimming for the finals.
>> Anonymous
>>249966
-0/10
>> Anonymous
not a sport
>> Anonymous
>>249982
Not an athlete
>> Anonymous
>>249991
So we're agreed?
>> Anonymous
>>249982


>Butthurt Euro
>> Anonymous
phelps SHOULD be a sport in that case
>> Anonymous
>>249998
A competition of agility and cocksucking.
>> Anonymous
>>249997
no im american

one guy wins a gay race which was boring and everyone faps on the street to his name

its really fucking gay, its the new BRETT FAVRE

MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS
>> Anonymous
>>249998
second.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>250007

Why is everyone pretending to be american?
>> Anonymous
>>250007
>a
lol k
>> Anonymous
>>250019
jk im chinese
>> Anonymous
>>250007
k, whatever butthurt.
>> Anonymous
>>250105
what am i butthurt about?
>> Anonymous
>>250117
being a butthurty butthurt.. butthurter
>> SSG Posted Here.
>>250117
Not getting any gay secks.
>> Anonymous
>>250119
exactly, nothing...

>>250121
i get pleanty of gay sex kthnx
>> Anonymous
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>>250119
No, he's a butthurtEE.

<<<< THIS is a certified butthurter!
>> Anonymous
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no this is a certified butthurter
>> Anonymous
whuddup lethal? Like GOLD?
>> Anonymous
christ hes hideous. i cant wait for the winter olympics. quasy modo will be long forgotten, everyone will pretend they care about speed skating like they do swimming right now, and the media circlejerk about apollo ohno will commence. atleast hes not painful to look at
>> Anonymous
Everyone is watching Phelps I surmise...
>> Anonymous
7-1
>> Anonymous
>>250177
Someone has poor taste in men.
>> Anonymous
And Soni makes up for Hoff.
>> Anonymous
wait Lochte's racing now?

He'll be too tired to beat Phelps later
>> Anonymous
>>250201
If Lochte and Phelps are going coming into the final 10 meters and Lochte has a slight lead do you think he should go for the gold or give it to Phelps?
>> Anonymous
>>250314
go for it. If you're not competing for yourself you shouldn't fucking be there.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>250314

he should go for it. never know if trying to give it to phelps that someone else comes in and win.

It's all about medals for the US not just some arbitrary record.
>> Anonymous
fuck yeah more in depth Phelps information
>> Anonymous
>>250338
More like Phelps' cock amirite?
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Thank you, NBC, for telling me that Phelps has thin hips and no ass.
>> Anonymous
Superior genetics.
You heard it folks. He's a fish.
>> Anonymous
>>250314
Go for it.

If you threw the race, you're cheapening his record.
>> Anonymous
>>250348
he's a man...
>> Anonymous
I don't get the race for an hour here... it better be on the live feed...
>> Anonymous
>>250355
Apparently, in the 21st century, men are supposed to have bubble butts.
>> Anonymous
I'm betting on the Canadian Beaver to win this
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Has anyone on /sp/ made a joke about the Canadian's name being Beavers yet?
>> Anonymous
>>250362

I think the jokes tell themselves.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAR PHELPS
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>249864
OMFG IM GAYYYYYYYYYYYY FOR PHELPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSS
>> Anonymous
6/6
>> Anonymous
WR FUCK YEAR
>> Anonymous
Whoopee. Another win for Phelps.

Goddamn, isn't ANYONE gonna put up a fight?
>> Anonymous
Gold/Bronze nigga.
WR broken.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH PHELPS

Though I was hoping for Phelps Lochte 1-2
>> Anonymous
6/6 GOLDS AND WRS
>> Anonymous
>>250376
Everyone just decided to play for the silver
>> Anonymous
FUCK DAT SHIT

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING MACHINE
>> Anonymous
>>250376
What are they supposed to do better?
>> Anonymous
Phelps' mom has to be a Mermaid. His dad fucked a fish.
>> Anonymous
>>250376
France did on that one relay. If anything I give them kudos for trying to spice up this whole Phelps deal since everything else involving him has been a complete bore to watch.
>> Anonymous
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ANOTHER FUCKING SILVER MEDAL? FUCK YOU MICHEAL PHELPS, I HATE YOU GODDAMN
>> Anonymous
>>250376

Ian Thorpe.

Oh, wait.
>> Anonymous
SUPERIOR GENETICS
>> Anonymous
>>250390
Lochte just set a World Record like 25 minutes ago and you beat him by .01 seconds.

You suck.
>> Anonymous
What's even more impressive than 6 for 6 gold is 6 for 6 WR...
>> Anonymous
>>250391
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
>> Anonymous
>>250388
Seriously though. The french made men's swimming interesting. Bernard needs to give these people lessons in shit talking.
>> Anonymous
>>250396
this
>> Anonymous
Morgan Freeman is humbled.
>> Anonymous
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>>250395
Alpha males baby
>> Anonymous
PHELPS COMMERCIAL FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
WHY DO YOU STUPID CANADIANS HAVE NAMES LIKE BEAVERS
DON'T YOU GET ENOUGH BEAVERS UP THERE
FUCK
>> Anonymous
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GEE, SURE IS 400 MEDLEY AROUND HERE
>> Anonymous
>>250391
Someone needs to kidnap Ian Thorpe's family and force him to participate in 2012.
>> Anonymous
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>>250395
Be genetically different baby!
>> Anonymous
>>250407
bout time brucie!
>> Anonymous
>>250411
lawl
time warp
>> Anonymous
>>250414
He'd get owned.
>> Anonymous
>>250414
He was injury-plagued after 2004 and knew himself he was unlikely to ever return to his peak performance.
>> Anonymous
Cseh is kowaii :3
>> Anonymous
I'm not gay or anything but I'd suck his cock.
>> Anonymous
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fuck you phelps, I would be a goddamn legend without you ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>250443
It's ok man, we all would.
>> Anonymous
>>250441
Scary? Yeah, he's pretty scary-looking.
>> Anonymous
I can't believe the american don't know their own anthem only the ending part.
>> Anonymous
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>>250432
I know. But I still wish he could. He's not as down syndromey looking.
>> Anonymous
>>250444
should've thought ahead and been born another time. thanks for playing, please try again.
>> Anonymous
>>250453
1/10
>> Anonymous
>>250453
Almost no one knows the entire thing.
>> Anonymous
>>250453
nobody knows the anthem here
>> Anonymous
>>250456
I say he's rather hideous. Phelps at least has nice eyes, even if his jaw area looks funky.
>> Anonymous
IS HE GETTING A MASSAGE ON TV?
>> Anonymous
>>250463
>>250462
Wtf
That's... I think most everybody knows the anthem!
>> Anonymous
awww yeah massage my ass
>> Anonymous
Men getting wood massaging Phelps.
>> Anonymous
>>250453
American national Anthem is like one the hardest to remember.
>> Anonymous
>>250468
DDDDDDDDDD:
>> Anonymous
>>250468
somebody record or at least screencap this
>> Anonymous
Trickett better fucking win, bitch got lucky.
>> Anonymous
>>250467
Oh come on, Phelps' teeth and ears make him look like an inbred russian.
>> Anonymous
>>250473
OH COME ON NO IT ISN'T
Oh say can you see
by the dawn's early light
what so proooooudly we held
at the twilight's last glee-ming
WHO's broad stripes and bright starrrrrs
through the perilous fight
and the raaaaaaamparts we watched
were so gallantly streaming
AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE
THE BOMB'S BURSTING IN AIR
GAVE PROOOOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE
Oh say does that Star-Spangled banner yet waaaave
or the land of the free and the home of the brave
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Ouch, Trickett choked.
>> Anonymous
>>250473
FUN FACT: Star-Spangled Banner's lyrics are one single, rambling question.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>250506
not choked. Gassed. She just didnt have the juice to keep it up.
>> Anonymous
in before doping scandal
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>250507
2 questions actually.
>> Anonymous
>>250505
Eh, close enough.

Probably sounds close enough, its "what so proudly we hailed" "o'er the ramparts we watched" and "o'er the land of the free"
>> Anonymous
>>250507
>>250514
3 questions, a description and a motto.

Yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>250514
fuck you're right, the last two lines are their own sentence. Still pretty damn rambling though.
>> Anonymous
>>250520
>> Anonymous
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;_;
>> Anonymous
>>250505
oh come on this isn't that fucking hard at all
maybe it's hard for retarded americans, but goddamn
>> Pr0phecy
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Is there a connection between Michael Phelps and Eli Manning? They do look a lot alike, and if you take a closer look, if Phelps follows through with the Olympics and his gold medals, that would mean he will have 14 gold medals total, out of the previous 6 that he had in the Olympics. Eli Manning won the superbowl while his team went 14-6 that year.

14-6 and 14-6. Discuss.
>> Anonymous
holy shit poor cseh goddamn he's fucking dying jesus
>> Anonymous
>>250563
comparing phelps to a retard... not very nice
>> Anonymous
>>250563
The Patriots epic failure ripped a hole in the fail-time continuum, causing win to splatter all over two lookalikes?
>> Anonymous
>>250503
Notice how I was talking about his EYES.
>> Anonymous
>14-6. Discuss.

Wait for the 100 butterfly.
It could be 7-1.
>> Anonymous
phelps is about to get busy again
>> Anonymous
>>250361
LOL
>> Anonymous
>>250604
He looks sad. Prolly those man hands on his ass.
>> Anonymous
You know as much as they talk about Phelps you never hear about what he is listening to before the race, you think NBC would be all over that with like a high tech ipod cam
>> Anonymous
>>250616
Rap, they covered it in an earlier race. What rap, who knows.
>> Anonymous
last place whoa
>> Anonymous
>>250613
He has been looking sad lately :\
>> Anonymous
shhhhh he is on
>> Anonymous
>>250616
I heard he likes hiphop.
>> Anonymous
oooh shit that was close
>> Anonymous
its fucking SICK how he can just pull that shit out of no where can hit that wall 1st.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
So which one of us get to suck his cock first?
>> Anonymous
Perfect. Perfect.
No. Phelps.
>> Anonymous
fucking wallhax

that wall is like moonboots to him
>> Anonymous
>>250635
ME I CALLED IT
>> Anonymous
>>250641
Anonymous is the winner. So glad to be anonymous right now.
>> Anonymous
>>250505

"hailed", not "held"

"O'er," not "or"
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lmao, CBC. Even Lochte is driven to stare at Phelps' genitals in awe.
>> Anonymous
>>250649
Doesn't matter, I won't be able to sing it while I deepthroat Phelp's cock.
>> Anonymous
>>250665
DUDE! THEY'RE LIKE A PAIR OF MAGNETS!
>> Anonymous
>>250649
Well damn, give me a break. I had it mostly right.
>> Anonymous
>>250674
You can sing it into his ass as you rim him. I've seen that exact thing (same song too) in a movie. Shortbus it was called.
>> Anonymous
I want to sing into his ass. Hard.