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Why hello there commoners. I would like to regale you with a story. I was having lunch with a NBA free agent the other day at Azul in the Mandarin Oriental here in lovely Miami. When said free agent made a joke about forgetting his belt, I made a phone call. 10 minutes later, an assistant shows up with several Gucci belts in aforementioned free agent's size and he selected the one that best matched his outfit. Free agent then quipped, "This is why I love Miami."

The Heat are going to be next year's Celtics. Guess who I was having lunch with?
>> Anonymous
>Guess who I was having lunch with?
Patrick Ewing
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>> Anonymous
>Guess who I was having lunch with?
Nigger Niggerson Jr.
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baron davis?
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>>198873
Like I would waste my time with a PG that jacks up 30 footers for his own entertainment. Don't you know who the fuck I am? I'm Pat Fucking Riley and I don't take shit from any loose cannons.
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NOT BARON DAVIS. BECAUSE HE JUST SIGNED WITH THE CLIPPERS
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Brand?
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>>198892
winrar

You know I loves me some PFs. I made PJ Brown for Chrissakes.
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>>198898

lol. Not anymore. You think Brand would take less money to play in Miami?
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>>198898

That would be an excellent move. They have competition though, the Clippers sound pretty intent on signing him. But this same exact thing happened with Odom, so it's not unlikely.
>> Anonymous
God damn Clippers have his bird rights so they could probably end up signing him to a ridiculous deal, which makes it pretty unlikely for you to end up signing him. I hope you pull it off though, Pat.
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you were talking to one of your miami queens, thats what you were doing you faggot
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You think he'd take less to play for the Clippers now that they just dropped $15M on Baron?

We eat the luxury tax for a year, win a title, ditch Marion and his $16M and then let Beasley take his spot for rookie cash as I build another dynasty.

I'm Pat Fucking Riley, bitch. Look at me, I'm gorgeous and I win. That's what I do.
>> Anonymous
ITS AS IF PAT RILEY WERE REALLY HERE SUCKING DICK WITH THE REST OF US
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>>198921

YES. He'd still make more money with the Clippers, and it'll be a better team than Miami. Brand has a choice of 5 years with Baron Davis vs. a year with whiny ass bitch Shawn Marion and sure to split in two years Dewayne Wade. What do you think he's going to pick?
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>>198943
I'd rather play w/ Wade and Beasley for the next 5 years in the East than Diddy and Kaman in the West. Plus, you can always get quality vets to come play for Riles in Miami and round out the team, nobody will go to the Clippers.
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>>198949

Which is why Baron Davis just came to the Clippers right?
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>>198950
1. He's from LA and the Lakers couldn't pay him
2. Name me the last quality free agent that signed there
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>>198953

You guys couldn't attract anyone last year! You had to trade for Ricky Davis to be on your team. RICKY DAVIS. RICKY FUCKING DAVIS. RICKY RICKY RICKY DAVIS.
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>>198958
They had no money last year. Watch what happens when Marion is off the books. Bitches will be jumping over each other to play here.

No state tax
No winter
South Beach hoes
Wade and Beasley on board
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""From a basketball standpoint, it's always been about winning for Baron," said Todd Ramasar, Davis' agent. "This presented a good opportunity to do that, to pair him with Chris Kaman and Elton Brand expected back."

And Brand, indeed, is back.

The All-Star power forward who opted out of his contract a day earlier for free agency is expected to reach an agreement with the Clippers on a new multiyear deal, possibly as soon as today."

TAKE THAT. FUCKING MIAMI.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-clippers2-2008jul02,0,2121230.story
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Oh wow, lmfao. Brand. Are you even considering this guy is anymore than just a mediocre player?
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WINRAR
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>>199375
Not when your career average is 20 and 10
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>>199383
BEST PLAYER ON THE HEAT
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>>198853
WATCH OUT THERE'S A CHILD ON THE FLOOR

tl;dr who was he talking to
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Still here, still smiling. Why hasn't Elton re-upped yet? Why hasn't he jumped all over that max offer from the Warriors? Maybe because I got my hand in the cookie jar.

You know what? I don't even care because if I don't get Elton, I've got a back-up plan. Artest and Beno for Marion.

Told you fuckers, I'M PAT MOTHERFUCKING RILEY AND I GET IT DONE.