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would beat 18-1 /sp/

I will fucking laugh my ass off.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
He would still tie the single Olympics record, not to mention shatter the record for most golds in history.

They're not even comparable.
>> Anonymous
>>237392
No way. 18-1 is an epic fail because the Pats LOST the Super Bowl. If Phelps get 7 medals, it only mean he TIES for the all-time gold medal record in a single Olympics, although he needs only three more to beat the lifetime record.
>> Anonymous
>>237392

Wouldn't beat it, would be hilarious though
>> Anonymous
He won't get it. I reckon 6 all up.
>> Anonymous
A great swimmer, certainly...

...but he's a goofy looking fucker, isn't he?
>> Anonymous
>>237420
you should take a look at some of the Chinese men's basketball team and you will see some truly goofy looking people.

His mouth/teeth or something is what's weird in my mind, other than that he looks normal.
>> Anonymous
Nah, every win of his is a gold medal and a huge feat. I would just think to myself "Holy shit. 7 gold medals." rather than "Haha, dumb fag didn't get that last one. Guess you have to take your 7 fucking gold medals and go home to be worshiped by your country and the sports world at large. Sucker!"
>> Anonymous
>>237431

I would just think to myself "Holy shit. Undefeated regular season." rather than "Haha, dumb fag didn't get that last one. Guess you have to take your fucking perfect regular season and go home to be worshiped by your city and get sucked off by Giselle Bundchen. Sucker!"
>> Anonymous
OP is a troll or a moron.
>> Anonymous
>>237431
>go home to be worshiped by your country and the sports world at large

Seriously? You know he's a swimmer right?
>> Anonymous
>>237440

oh, my bad. That last line should have read

"Haha, dumb fag didn't get that last one. Guess you have to take your fucking perfect regular season and go home to be worshiped by your city and look at your three shiny Superbowl rings while getting sucked off by Giselle Bundchen. Sucker!"

Just to make it clear though, i think the getting sucked off by Giselle is the important thing.
>> Anonymous
>>237433
Try harder, Patsfag. Being undefeated in the regular season means SHIT if you didn't win the Super Bowl. That's why 18-1 exists. No one cares about BAWWWston and Gisele is meh in looks and will prolly will leave him for Leo DiCaprio one day.
>> Anonymous
>>237448
>go home to be worshiped by your country and the sports world at large for 2 days to 1 week.

more accurate?
>> Anonymous
>>237451
7 Olympic Gold medal > 3 Superbowl rings and Gisele.

Fuck, if Phelps wished it, he probably can take Gisele from Tom Brady if he pleases.
>> Anonymous
go look up how much he makes in endorsements. all signed before this olympics. that will only increase with even 5 medals. also he plans to compete in 2012.

he could easily win the most gold medals by any single athlete ever.
>> Anonymous
>>237448
>Seriously? You know he's a swimmer right?
And Lance Armstrong rode a bike. The USA cares about this kind of shit for some reason.
>> Anonymous
>>237460

Never a truer word spoken
>> Anonymous
>>237470

Lance Armstrong got so much press because he survived cancer, so that's a pretty bad example. If you seriously think people in this country are still going to be talking about Phelps by October, I'm not going to even believe that you've even been to the US.
>> Anonymous
>>237490

Testicle cancer.
>> Anonymous
>>237490
Winning 7 Tour de France competitions back to back had NOTHING to do with that. Nope.
>> Anonymous
>>237490
We pretty much stopped caring about the cancer after the 4th time he won. Then it was all BICYCLAN.
>> Anonymous
lol docs. http://tinyurl.com/6jpgdn