Gold Medal GameWoman's SoftballUSA v. Japanhttp://www.nbcolympics.com/video/player.html?assetid=sofh-bj-sd16-082108-181003&channelcode=sportso
japan will be victorious this time
>>280729I lol'd
Also on USA Network.
We're talkin' softballFrom Maine to San DiegoTalkin' softballMattingly and CansecoKen Griffey's grotesquely swollen jawSteve Sax and his run-in with the lawWe're talking Homer...Ozzie and the Straw
playing 3 times against each other within just two dayswowwwwwww
>>280729bahhhhhhhhh nonsensewe have a wild snorlax and a hippo on our side
nippon banzai
Holy shit, mai waifu is pitching!AGAIN?!?!This fucking woman is a machine. I think I'm in love.
And here comes Bustos.
Well, that sucks.
bullshit, that was not safe
It's nice to see the commentary is fair and balanced. No US bias at all.
>>280745wow, japanese shawn johnson
>we have a wild snorlax and a hippo on our sideBustos is Snorlax, right? But which one is the hippo? The catcher?
did you hear bustos speak in an interview?holy fucking shit she's a dudei know softball players get stereotyped as dykes, but damn
>>280764it was the same way in the game against australia yesterday. they clearly wanted australia to win and I think it's obvious why
if it's american commentators doing a game for an american audience then it's perfectly fine to be bias
>>280777So true.
>>280782I would understand it, if it was that way; but the bias seems to be in favor of "western" players.
>>280777But if they had beaten the Japanese then surely they must have been good...
>>280782No it's not
Damn metric system. 102 km/h. Huh?
yes yes yes yes yes!
Hell yeah, 1-0 Japan. Ganbatte!!!
>>280799about 63mph, I think
That's mai waifu! 319 pitches in one day, and still going.>>280810That's fast. Thanks.
holy shit Japan learned to score runs?I might have to turn this on
FUCK YEAH!!!2-0 Japan. Go, go, go!!!
this is great
A HIGH FLY BALL INTO RIGHT FIELD, SHE IS GONE!!!
LOL best swing ever, she doesn't even follow through
aw, I wanted to see japan win
Rain delay.Are there rules regarding this? Can they suspend it? Is it "official" yet?
FUCKRAIN DELAY GONNA KILL THE MOON'S MOMENTUMI CALL SHENANIGANS
killed canada's momentum, hope to kill japan's too. GOGO COME BACK FOR THE WIN
And it seems we are back in business.
well someone post when it comes back, switching back to table tennis for now
coming back up
>>280865herewow what the fuck
Back on.
looks like the gods of heaven did not want to see japan's soon be pawnage be delayed even for a short second under their chinese heaven.the gods just needed to bless the snorlax and the hippo with power by cooling rain.let the rage of the gods bless these manly white women
>>280879i thought snorlax was mexican
>>280865if you have both firefox and ieyou can have two streams running at the same using those two.right now i have this for firefox and tkd for ie.
God that thing at the plate is so disgusting
And we just got Busto'ed. Fuck.
Home Run. Lady Babe Ruth.
goddamn it
fuck you snorlax
It's amazing that thing can even walk, much less round the bases.
>>280879I fucking lol'd!
wtf lol team greet at plate... is that typical softball?
gee whiz does Japan only the one pitcher.
wow that pitcher is summoning godly powers
cheatHR
did the USA team not get the memo that men aren't allowed to play women's softball?can't Japan just walk the men?
That was close.
NINE MOAR OUTS
Looking *almost* womanly there, Bustos. Almost.
SNORLAX IS DEFINITELY SPIC
I find the lack of decent pics of the Japanese women's softball team appalling. Can a kind Anon remedy this?
>>280912Counter-Aya just so we don't barf
lol wtf the bat sounds like an empty oil drum...
>>280920
>>280913a weeeeeeebooo appears!!!!!if there's even a single cute girl on that team, there probably would been more pics.
>>280923THATIS A MAN
>>280923lol its fucking Bartolo Colon.
>>280928
ONLY NINE MOAR OUTSJUST WALK SNORLAX AND THE HIPPO THE OTHER GIRLS CAN'T HIT
LOL @ Wikipedia vandalism.It seems someone else didn't liked Snorlax screwing the Japanese team. I wanted to find out her nationality. Oh well.
>>280934Fucking rofl.EIGHT OUTS LEFT
that was a strike and they know it. favoring team usa like always
>>280938Does anyone know where the umps are from? Sound American.
SEVEN MOAR OUTS
fly out!
>>280940READ THE FUCKING COMMENTARY. DAMN.
>>280940First base seems to be Australian.
>>280938>>280940NBC stream has commentary on the umps... the Chinese sounds like they're cheering for the Japanese.
>>280945It's also airing on USA, some people are probably watching it there.
SIX MOAR OUTS
SWWIIINNNGGG AND A MISS SIX OUTS TO GO
new pitcher has 22 innings without an earned run... Ueno's gonna have to lock it down from here on in I guess
>>280947NONSENSE!!!!!!!!!111111111CHINKS WON'T CHEER JAPS
WHY is number five using a RED WHITE AND BLUE bat?Reverse psychology on the ball? :O
LOL POP OUT.COME ON USA!
LINE DRIVE BASE HIT
hey Tito, Ueno is better than Mazzaka
LOL BEAN
>>280940
come one home run
Is she okay? :(
teh rie must hit usa for maximum damage
soft- what?probably another american sport nobody gives a fuck about.
>>280971she's ok, I think. she's tough enough to take that.
TAKE THAT NIP BITCHES.COME ON USA!
C'mon, Ueno, six more outs!
SIX MOAR UENO YOU LEGEND
LOL SNORLAX IS IN THE BOTTOM OF THE ORDER.
that's okay MON DOUBLE PLAY
chinese say "???! ???!"
lol @ first base coach
And Snorlax got walked.
COME ON SNORLAX!
HERE IT COMES TO BLOCK THE PLATE.
>>280990the LOGICAL decisionnice to know the Japan manager listened to me
USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!
I like that intentional walk rule. Cuts out all the bullshit.
lol at the thought of snorlax running the basepaths
need a DP, pretty sure the hippo is on deck
BASES LOADED AND ONLY ONE OUT.THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY, USA!
epic game is epic.
THIS AT-BAT WILL DECIDE THE GAMEfuck I love stick and ball games
how common are DP's in softball? Looks hard to convert considering the bases are 3 steps from each other.
Yeah, that's right.. Just walk in a run.. Dumbass.
POP-OUT!!!!
yesssssssssssssssss
SHIT.COME ON USA!
>>281008Rare as all hell. Also consider all the throwing errors.
FUUUUUUUUUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
3 STRANDED OH GOD
EPICEST SOFTBALL GAME IN HISTORY IS EPIC
OMG THIS TRAINWRECK IS BETTER THEN THE YANKEES EVERY YEAR
USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!?USA!
panic time
in b4 bottom of the 9th (7th), historic 2-run homer that will be replayed on TV for years (days)
would be nice if they got Ueno an insurance run
No one gives a fuck about softball.
only three more, come on ueno
Intense game.OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!!!
>>281031TOUGH INTERNET GUY IS TOUGH
the US is throwing this game so it looks like we don't dominate every year and the IOC will keep softball in the olympics
>>281038already making excuses?
>>281038THAT WOULD BE FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
LEAD OFF SINGLE BY SHORT AND TUBBY
>>281008DP's? Double Penetrations?COME ON, SNORLAX! Or alternately, COME ON SNORLAX!
Lucky break. GO JAPAN!
and there goes another hit
this is good
>>281037If this were Olympic cricket there's be nine thousand fucktard Americans going CRICKET IS NOT A SPORT ENJOY YOUR TEA DRINKING AND TIM TAMS
HAHAHAHAH NIGRESS DROPPED THAT SHIT
LOL WTF NIGRA
BLACK PEOPLE CAN"T SWIM OR CATCH
>>281038I habeeb.
I never thought I'd say this, but carn the japs.
NUMBER TWO IS CUTE SHE GONNA COME THROUGH IN THE CLUTCH
WE DROPPING THE USA LIKE PEARL HARBOR
lol fake the bunt, pull up and swingalmost got into center
>>281059shut the fuck up you stupid weabooUSA! USA! USA! USA!
safety squeeze time?
Another run. But WTF? Stay in third?!?!
LEARN TO CATCH THE BALL SHITTY CATCHER
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
dunno much about softball, but is there no relief for pitchers? I don't see any 'bullpen' around.
yessssssssss shame about the second one, though. she should have just stayed at third
MOTHERFUCKING SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL LOLOL LO LO LO LOOH FUCK
>>281062WE GET ONE RUN ON YOU SILLY FACES
OUCH!
>>281073yeah that was a silly out but you can understand the adrenaline
only three more to go. they can do this
FUCK.USA REALLY NEEDS TO RALLY IN THE LAST..... BUT THEN AGAIN, IT'S BETTER TO THROW THE GAME.....
>>281059you remember what happened after that right?
THIS GOING TO BE SO EASY DUMB FAT LAZY AMERICANS
how in fucks name was that a strikeIT'S OKAY THREE OUTS LEFT
LOL SNORLAX DOESN'T GET AN AB
3 more outs, and no Bustos in sight! (pun intended)
I can't wait for USA to lose, then I'll jump over to Basketball where Russia will knock out the Women's team and it will be a good day.
FELLOWS ANONSWE ARE WITNESSING A TRUE HISTORICAL MOMENTUSA LOSING THE LAST SOFTBALL GAME AT THE OLYMPICS
>>281088WE CATCH SNORLAX IN POKEBALL AND BECOME ULTIMATE
>>281084stop making excuses
MON UENO THROW STRIKES YOU GOT THIS
>>281093BUT IT'S TRUE
vicky galindo has such a cute smile
two more
fuck base hitit's okay she's not even the tying run
first time i've seen 19 doing something
one more
WHAT A PLAY TWO MOAR
ONE MORE OUT! ONE MORE OUT! ONE MORE OUT!
>>281101TWO MORE YOU DUMB FUCK.
japan wins :(
victory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!!!
what a piece of shit team usa is
Nice
AND SOFTBALL IS REINSTATED FOR 2016!
L=O=S=T
they all rook the same
OH GOD JAPAN MIGHT DO IT
>>281108right, a team that did consecutive gold medals and finally got beat is a POS.
LOL JAPAN WINS GOLDDDDDDDDDDDDD
USA 8-1
HAHAHA WE JAPS WINNNN U AMERICANS GET FAT AND LOSE MUHHAHA
Well I'll be damned.
Suck a fucking FAT ONE, seppos.And good riddance to a fucking worthless sport.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.NOW SOFTBALL CAN COME BACK FOR 2016.EVERYBODY WINS.
lolUSA beats japan twiceJapan beats usa onceJapan gets gold
>>281112and Americans are all fucking stupid. I would rather be smart and look the same (thank god I'm european).
UENO - A TRUE /SP/ GODDESS?
ueno is athlete of the olympics. mvp
2chan just FUCKING EXPLODED!
epic game is epic
>>281117you're not actually Japanese. Just a fat american who wants to be one.
>>281122your major sport is soccer. you really cant be happy to be European
lol look at the mascots dancing in the outfield.
>>281129well there's one guy who posted a cap from Japanese TV...
>>281127Who cares about 2chan?
>And the US team is stunned
>>281127link please
>>281147jesus...
>>281151so I'm not allowed to read moon anymore? 'cause USA softball lost?
>>281151>>i'm a faggotwe know
>>281156>>281160faggots that cant google
WHATEVER can we just watch the medal ceremony
>>281164I wanted to watch the ceremony. Damn USA Network.
>>281172stream will show it
gratz japan =o
2chan's /b/ is full of hentai. What the fuck? At least this site has nothing to do with that despicable imagery.
Japan, United States, Australia
>>281175Dial-up. ;_;
>>281184The world's greatest nations, in ascending order.
Now, I've found at least 3 Bustos threads in 2chan...
>>281559And what are they saying in there?