My fellow Americans. It has been brought to my attention that Spain has recently won the Uro..... uh the Euro.... the Eurocup. Our intelligence sources have observed them partying in the streets with reckless abandon. We estimate that tomorrow, the entire country will call in sick, or as they like to call it in Spain, "siesta" heh heh heh. In order to protect America from the global jihadist threat, there is only course of action; invasion. By conquering a sleeping Spain, we'll be even closer to vital al-Qaeda leadership. Not to worry, once the Mexicans awake from their drunken binge, they will see the freedom we have brought them and greet us like liberators. Spain wants freedom. America wants to give Spain freedom. And so we shall. Good night, and God bless America.tl,dr; WE'RE INVADING SPAIN
fail, they already had their trains bombed and pull out of Iraq
Freedom is overrated GTFO
that would make more sense if you said France