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Anonymous
OK /sp/, describe the outcome of this game for me.
>> Anonymous
JOBU FTW
>> Anonymous
ROSSENBAGGA
>> Anonymous
Vaughn will have over 9000 wild pitches, but still strike out 20. Rowengartner will strike out 10, but throw the infamous eephus pitch, so no home runs.

2-1 Cubs, only because only kids can beat Ricky Vaughn.
>> Anonymous
WILD THING
>> Anonymous
Both teams managed by the kid from Little Big League! lol
>> Anonymous
Well seeing how Wild Thing is a closer now, he wouldn't last very long.
>> Anonymous
JOBUROSSENBAGA
>> Anonymous
That reminds me, is Major League II worth watching? Or is it complete shit?
>> Anonymous
>>309875
Mostly complete shit.
>> Anonymous
>>309875
shitsux but still enjoyable
>> Anonymous
>>309875
I advise you stay away from III all together.
>> Anonymous
There's going to be a major league 4 movie.
>> Anonymous
>>310010
I think 3 was better than 2, but they did both suck.

You want me to give him the off speed stuff?

You got anything else?

No.
>> Anonymous
I think Hollywood should make this movie
>> Anonymous
How did the Cubs manage to play 16 extra games that season?
>> Anonymous
>>309832
OK, Say the winner has to play the California Angels from Angels in the Outfield.

Which team wins that one?
>> Anonymous
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It doesn't matter because they all play ball like girls.
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>>310345
What did you say?
>> Anonymous
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I said...YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL
>> Anonymous
>>310363
I lol'd at the filename
>> Anonymous
>>310363
>> Anonymous
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>>310381
That's it!
Jobu will end you!
>> Anonymous
>>310439

HEY BARTENDER JOBU NEEDS A REFILL!
>> Anonymous
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score's finally updated
>> Anonymous
>>310457
No E's for Cleveland?
>> Anonymous
>>310439
the allstate guy swings at anything even moving cars
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this just in, i ate rowengarner game over.
>> Anonymous
>>309832
Why have the Cubs played so many more games than the Tribe?
>> Anonymous
>>310542
The Indian's bus broke down.
They're playing tripleheaders for the remainder of the season.
>> Anonymous
Which one is it where the Buzz plays a Ted McGinley managed Twins squad? 3?
>> Anonymous
>>310582

Back to the Minors, so yeah, the third one.
>> Anonymous
>>310584
With the pitcher who could only throw 40 MPH.
>> Anonymous
Ricky Vaughn get's pissed that he gives up a homerun to a John Kruk look alike, keeps his composure until Rowengartner steps in (he said Vaughn had a big butt while he was on 1st in the third inning), Vaughn promptly hits Henry in the head, killing the child. Henry's mom hooks up with Jake Taylor while Chet Stedman is placed on waivers and slowly drinks himself to death while playing on a non-affiliated A team.
>> Anonymous
>>310633
But who wins?
>> Anonymous
THE KID'S GOT NO STRIKE ZONE!
>> Anonymous
>>310338
I figure if they play the Indians, Cerrano puts a voodoo curse on the Angels, preventing divine intervention.

Indians win it 3-0

If it's the Cubs that face them, the Angels win it 4-1.
>> Anonymous
>>310654
Willy Maze Hays steals home on Henry's underhand pitch in the 7th to tie it up, Dorn then hits a solo shot in the 8th (off Henry's replacement) to give the Indians the 2-1 lead. Vaughn slips on a baseball on his way out to the mound in the 9th. Harrison comes in to strike out the side with Crisco, Vagisil, and Bardahl. Indians win 2-1.
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A CHALLENGER APPEARS
>> Anonymous
>>310685
omg this man makes sense