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Anonymous
Oh shit!

The problem: Tyson's real last name is Gay. Therefore, OneNewsNow's reliable software changed the Associated Press story about Tyson Gay's amazing Olympic qualifying trial to read this way:

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.

His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."

All in Washington Post: http://blog.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2008/07/christian_sites_ban_on_g_word.html?hpid=news-col-blog
>> Anonymous
lol
>> Anonymous
Oh how I hate christians
>> Anonymous
But who wouldn't change that name?
>> Heynonnynonnymous
I find this highly amusing and want to say that fundies should really concentrate more on telling people not to be hypocrites than being gay.
>> Anonymous
i lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>220096
But that would make them even bigger hypocrites.