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Hey /sp/, Amerifag here. How do I choose which soccer/football team I root for?

Pic semi-related.
>> Anonymous
Dong Tam Long An F.C. is what you're looking for...
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Just follow this and you'll be set.
>> Anonymous
>>102541

Do I have to root for an English team?
>> Anonymous
>>102541

roffle roffle

true flow chart is true
>> Anonymous
>>102540
You mean G?ch ??ng Tâm Long An? I'm more of a Ðà N?ng fan myself.
>> Anonymous
I'm a quarter French and half Italian...How would I choose a team to root for from one of those countries?
>> Anonymous
>>102545
If you want to fail.
>> Anonymous
Solution: Buy Pro Evolution (alternatively Fifa, or Football Manager). Pick a team at random and play as that team. Start rooting for them.
>> Anonymous
>>102545
Root for Villarreal.
>> Anonymous
>>102549

I'd rather not fail...

I know there is a lot of stereotyping when it comes to fans of football clubs...Like the fans of one team are all right wing or left wing...Is there some place I can find out what these stereotypes are?
>> Anonymous
>>102548
France:
Lyon, Bordeaux, Marseille, PSG
Italy:
Milan, Inter, Juventus, Roma, FIorentina, Lazio
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best fans in the world....even won an award from fifa confirming this....
>> Anonymous
>>102566
STOP YOUR FUCKING PROPAGANDA YOU CELTIC FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
>>102566

Not Irish at all, I'd like a team I feel like I have some tie to.
>> Anonymous
>>102572
What kind of team do you want to support? Other than you want a French/Italian team(that alone doesn't really help)
>> Anonymous
>>102575

I have no idea...Preferably a good team with fans that aren't assholes.
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Amerifag here who recently picked a second team to root for.

I already root for the Wizards, but the MLS is just kinda...bad.
>> Anonymous
>>102582
> a good team with fans that aren't assholes.

This doesn't exist. In ANY SPORT.
>> Anonymous
>>102582
Villarreal, you fucking faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>102572
Why don't you try an American team then?
>> Anonymous
>>102582
Again, that doesn't really help. Just pick between Lyon/Marseille(France) and Milan/Inter/Juve/Roma(Italy).
>> Anonymous
>>102591
Lol, all those teams(italian) have known ultra right wing fans.
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The rest are shite
>> Anonymous
>>102598
Every team has its set of asshole fans. Besides, if you pick your team based on what their fans are like, you're a faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>102600
i like Milan, so im just saying cause hes a picky bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>102600

Well, tell me what the teams are like then...I'm just getting into football now.
>> Anonymous
>>102603
Dont try juve, fucking corrupt fags.

Inter = Kinda sucks without Zlatan. Mostly "GO FOR THE CORNER AND THEN HEADER" football.

Milan = Dead, even with Kaká. Ball played to feet, and attacking through the middle.
>> Anonymous
>>102604

Who would you consider to be the most exciting to watch team out of the French and Italian teams?
>> Anonymous
>>102606
French football is underrated, but thats for a reason.

Italian football is all about tactics, physical prowess, and a key player to organize the team. It isnt the most exciting thing ever, but i really like Milan, so passion makes up for it.
>> Anonymous
>>102603
Go with Milan. They're pretty much gonna build a completly new team this year, so it'll be easier to follow. Besides, they have Pato, and watching a kid turn into one of the best players on the planet, in your team, is awesome. Will probably have troubles next year, with a whole new team, but expect them at the top again in 2 years.
>> Anonymous
>>102607
True. Lyon is really strong, but other teams are average. The main problem with French football, is lack of money. Their clubs always produce amazing players, but soon lose them to richer clubs. Lyon is the only club with a chance to keep their players.
>> Anonymous
>>102598
Milan fans are ultra right SINCE WHEN?

French clubs are waaaaay overrated.

So go for Milan>>102609
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If you're gonna go for Milan, make sure you watch the last game of one of the Top 11 players of all time.(...if he doesn't decide he want's to play for ANOTHER year)
>> Anonymous
>>102612
lrn historee
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Alright /sp/, I have chosen Olympique Lyonnais. I speak French, and they seem to be the best and most exciting French team. Plus their jerseys are cheaper than Marseilles...Are there any other fans out there?
>> Anonymous
>>102617
Nope.

They used to be dangerous in like... 2006.

Not anymore though.
>> Anonymous
>>102619

RIght. Let's just forget that ManU hardly managed to get past them in the CL. Lyon are still a fucking awesome team, and will be even better next year, when Benzema is a year older. Fuck yeah Benzema.
>> Anonymous
>>102625
>RIght. Let's just forget that Scousefags hardly managed to get past them in the CL. Gooners are still a fucking awesome team, and will be even better next year, when Fagbregas is a year older. Fuck yeah faggots on my team.
>> Anonymous
>>102617
Benzema is getting sold this summer.
>> thetruth !!aGXBnMVTlN3
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Fellow American here. I started following soccer, well at least the EPL about 5 years ago. Trust me you want to cheer for Arenal. They are entertaining, have great individual players to cheer for who aren't fags and hook up with transvestite hookers and they aren't even the Yankees or Red Sox of the league.
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>>102630
he's moving to Man Utd
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>>102631
>transvestite hookers

LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS
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>>102630
Lol, Britfags still hoping he'll leave. Face it, Benzema will stay in Lyon for 2,3 years, then go to Real/Barcelona.
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>>102631
Henry isn't in Arsenal anymore,lol.
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>>102631
>have great individual players to cheer for who aren't fags

I lol'd
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>>102615
maybe you should lurk moar..

milan's fans have always been considered as left -not ultra- wing.
>> thetruth !!aGXBnMVTlN3
>>102638

no shit, but Adebayor and Fabregas are
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>>102687
You posted a Henry pic in your first post.
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>>102548
AS Roma

The most fun Italy has to offer right now in terms of stuff to watch. Watch the last game of Serie A sunday, Inter Milan is a point ahead of Roma, but is probably going to choke because it's in their blood. They were up 11 points at one time, but have since spiraled into shit despite referees giving them penalties and offside calls all year
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>>102684
I know that, but maybe you should lurk more on actual things.
>> Anonymous
Favourite Colour.
>> Anonymous
>>102643
I don't watch soccer, but this guy is clearly a faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>102707
you couldn't be any more right
>> Anonymous
>>102707
That's some surefire gaydar you have there.
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>>102709
He could be if he said Nani is a faggot.
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One should root for Feyenoord.
>> Anonymous
>>102541
Well, Sunderland DOES have a pretty badass logo there.
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>>102541
needs to be updated
>> Anonymous
FC St Pauli

punk rawk
>> Anonymous
>>102541
DERBY FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
>>102631

Fuck you. We don't want any more American fans than we already have.
>> Anonymous
>>102818
Sunderland are made of fail, seriously
>> Anonymous
Soccer: It's like a real sport, only not.
>> Anonymous
>>103629
Trolling: It's like you don't fail at it, but you do.
>> Anonymous
>>102837
worst german bandwaggoner team ever
>> Anonymous
ITT : Nobody here is sctually supporting the team from where they where born, Americans why do you evenbother just give up you'll never understand the planets greatest game.....

Ps: EVERTON uefa cup winners 2009.
>> Anonymous
>>103636Nobody here is sctually supporting the team from where they where born
>> Anonymous
Everton? You best be jokin. No English team will make it past the last 16. Face it, other than the Big 4, all your teams are complete, utter shit.
>> Anonymous
>>103636
>>103638

ITT: /sp/'s worst troll competition.
>> Anonymous
Amerifag here. I root for Everton, because anyone who roots for any of the big for in the Premiership (Man U, Chlesea, Arsenal, Liverpool) is a fucking faggot.

Although if Liverpool's owners continue to be faggots they might drop from that prestigious group (HA HA!)
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>>103671for
WHAT?
>> Anonymous
>>103638
So England sends the best teams, which just happen to be the best in the world right now, to the best competition, makes sense.
>> Anonymous
>>103671
You forgot one major reason for an Amerifag to like Everton
Tim Howard. He makes the US game seem legitimate. I love that guy and i love Everton. Everton could crack the Top 4 if they keep buying good players. They need one of two more good midfielders and defenders to seriously have a chance.
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>>103831
Top 4 would require one of the current clubs to FUCK UP horribly

and that would mean Liverpool or Arsenal.

And since you're Evertonian, I expect you'd like it to 'pool eh?
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>>104382
Indeed. We almost accomplished that this year, then Everton kind of collapsed mid-season.
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>>102531
uh usamericans might not know the iraq and the south africa, but we do not 3rd Reich Gestures. Western and Eastern Eurofag knows that gesture way better. With all yr National Fronts & Northern Leagues... and Serbians.

I think we root for the NEw England Patriots. And against Dallas Cowboys.