Hey Faggots,My name is Cocktail, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are non-alcoholic, bland, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at crappy college teams. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever had a football game named after you? I mean, I guess it's fun saying you are named after the best college game because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than Jim Rome jerking off to USC and The Rose Bowl.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Bond's favorite drink, and the Florida/Georgia game was named after me. What games do you get named after, other than "The Pacific Life Holiday Bowl"? I also get 30 million viewers, and have a banging hot olive in me (She just got dropped in me; Shit was SO splash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my olive
wtf
pftt Texas vs Texas Tech is a better game