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Anonymous
Okay, so lets disregard the other butthurt eurofags who are insisting on trolling the americans here.

Beijing closing ceremony, place your bets on how much fail will be in London's section. I'm saying this as a Londoner.

Pic related.
>> Anonymous
50 quid says more ignorant American cunts get kicked out and exposed for cheating than any other country.
>> Anonymous
Also, another hundred says the crime rate quadruples the instant Americans set foot on dry land.
>> Anonymous
$1,000 says a britfag actually go to a dentist sometime between now and the London Olympics.
>> Anonymous
>>293940
What is a "dentist"?
>> Anonymous
>>293940
Oh come on, that's about as likely as an american going on a diet.
>> Anonymous
I bet half a farthing that David Beckham fucks up when he tries to kick the ball into the crowd and falls off somehow.
>> Anonymous
>>293947
10 shillings says quite.
>> Anonymous
>>293959
Shillingfag here. I'm a brit and I have no idea what you just said.

Pip pip, oi oi, guv'nor and all that.
>> Anonymous
Now that I am here, will all of you Americans kindly FUCK OFF somewhere else so the rest of us can have a civilized conversation.
>> Anonymous
>>293966
>rest of us
>civilized

loled
>> Anonymous
>>293966
And who are you?
>> Anonymous
>>293920

Britfag here, we will do well at shooting and fencing as we use inner city kids who are useful with knives and are adapt at guncrime to take part. This is of course all happening in the East end of London which isn't a very nice place to be.

That logo is also terrible. It looks like the Klaxons made it.
>> Anonymous
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>>293996
You know that logo cost £40 000 to make too.

This one was so much better
>> Anonymous
50 American dollars says that the Londonistan Olympics will be fail because of the large amount of mosques and muslims in the vicinity. All it takes is one fanatic and an explosive to make headlines.
>> Anonymous
>>294003
Urgh, I hope they ban them all from London during the Olympics or something.

I could imagine some muslims saying they find the Olympics offensive and trying to get it banned or some shit.
>> Anonymous
>>294002

You forgot an extra zero.
>> Anonymous
>>294012

Either that or the London Olympic Committee will cave in to muslim demands and force all athletes and spectators to pray five times a day during the games, otherwise they will not be admitted.
>> Anonymous
>>294013
Oh, it was £400 000?

Fuck a duck.
>> Anonymous
£50 jimmy page is going to fucking rock out whole lotta love.
>> Anonymous
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>>294020
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/olympics_2012/6718243.stm

They wanted it to be edgey or some crap to appeal to the younger crowd. Well, they got the "edge" part right and added the ugly.
>> Anonymous
Why are they even playing 'Whole Lotta Love', don't people realise what the song is actually about?
>> Anonymous
>>294003
All bets in British Pounds ITT please.
American dollars are worthless.
>> Anonymous
>>294033
I'm suprised they still use it. It's embarrassing.
>> Anonymous
>>294002

Yep, that one is loads better. Maybe not 'New Rave' enough for Mr Brown.
>> Anonymous
>>294035
Things aren't going to well for us either.

>>294039
I thought it was Seb Coe who decided? Whatever, the logo is so shit.
>> Anonymous
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>>294033
This one is pretty good
>> Anonymous
The logo was supposed to be inspired by graffiti. WTF? Graffiti is a menace to society and represents thugs and the lower class. Way to go, London.
>> Anonymous
The logo is Lisa Simpson sucking a cock.
>> Anonymous
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>>294003
>>294035

Fine. 27 British Pounds says that the Olympics gets protested and or bombed by angry muslim groups.
>> Anonymous
>>294056
Make that angry British Muslims.
>> Anonymous
>>294053
Yeah, a lot of people have said things like that.
>> Anonymous
>>294003
Just be glad they`re not being held in New York, every fucking building will be coming down including the stadium.
>> Anonymous
>>294045
Except it kinda makes my eyes wanna go LDONN.
>> Anonymous
>>294056
Hopefully Brown will be long gone by then so the new government can make those crazy nutters shut the fuck up or go back to your toilet countries.
>> Anonymous
>>294102
LDONN 2012, FUCK YEAR.

>>294110
It wouldn't be bad if the productive members stayed (as few as there are), the angry fucktards can go. But this is going on to old /n/. I'm going to quit this whilst we're ahead.
>> Anonymous
We're gonna fuck everything up
>> Anonymous
Muslims will demand that ALL females wear head scarfs, and the British will make it happen. In fact they will just flat out ruin the London Olympics due to their idiocy.
>> Anonymous
London is gonna do it on the cheap, cut corners and it's gonna end up being a transportation nightmare.
>> Anonymous
>>294151
at least they spent alot on a ugly logo.
>> Anonymous
Is that supposed to be an example of some kind of modern art? Or did someone just hand a crayon to their 5-year old, bank the money, and submit the scribbling?
>> Anonymous
>>294168
It's supposed to show how London is hip and trendy or something like that.
>> Anonymous
LOL BORIS
>> Anonymous
>>294191
Hate the fucker.
>> Anonymous
Now it's time to SET SAIL FOR FAIL.
>> Anonymous
Please God, send Mary Poppins.

Thanks
>> Anonymous
OH WOW THE LONDON OLYMPICS ARE GOING TO BE SHIT FUCK
>> Anonymous
A fucking bus is the centre piece of the London Olympics?!

Wow...
>> Anonymous
THIS IS AWFUL
>> Anonymous
Oh god that's embarrasing
>> Anonymous
Very appropriate to have a Muslim loli stepping on top of the world. It just shows how much the muslims own Britain.
>> Anonymous
in b4 DAVID BECKHAM OMG
>> Anonymous
>>294234
And it's Leona Lewis.

DO HO HO
>> Anonymous
fuck yeah jimmy page!
>> Anonymous
Thank you Led Zepplin
>> Anonymous
This is LMAO HORRIBLE!

Oh dear god what the fuck is this stupid bitch singing? And now we have a senile Jimmy Page from Led Zepplin playing Guitar?

This is all I need to see that London is going to be HORRIBLE
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'D BE SO EMBARRASSED IF I WAS A BRITON RIGHT NOW.
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>> Anonymous
>>294240
Cant hear shit
>> Anonymous
The opening ceremonies will include the muslim call to prayer played over the loudspeakers. Anybody not bowing and praying to the almighty Allah will immediately be beheaded by any representatives from the middle eastern countries.
>> Anonymous
Leona Lewis has a good voice and everything, but this has to be one of the worst things for her to have sung. Fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>294246
I am
>> Anonymous
Well, at least theyve salvaged something here
>> Anonymous
>>294249
All visiting females will be force converted into a Muslim and have their clits cut off.
>> Anonymous
Jimmy Page fuck yeah!
>> Anonymous
>>294252
No, don't let us Brits off. We're beyond redemption for this.
>> Anonymous
I like how Jimmy Page refuses to make eye contact with the broad.
>> Anonymous
TURN UP THE FUCKING GUITAR GODDAM
>> Anonymous
>>294250
Kill yourself retard.
>> Anonymous
LMAO BECKHAM!

Oh wait who does he play for? OH THAT'S RIGHT LA GALAXY FOR THE US!
>> Anonymous
oh look david beckham
>> Anonymous
u guys need to tell to stupid dancers that littering in China will get you to re-education camp.
>> Anonymous
>>294261
I think the embarrassment of this display has already done much worse than kill me.
>> Anonymous
Dear lord, this is going to be a huge letdown for 2012 based off of this terrible British performance.
>> Anonymous
ENGLAND = FAIL

Prove me wrong.
>> Anonymous
What are all those faggots doing in London waving about flags? Ugh
>> Anonymous
>>294276
They're not doing a very good job at it themselves!
>> Anonymous
SAGE this ceremony
>> Anonymous
OHHHH GAAYYYY..
>> Anonymous
WTF? DAVID BECKHAM, AN INDIAN GIRL, A WHITE WOMAN PLAYING VIOLIN AND A BLACK DUDE PLAYING CELLO. WTF DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? ARE THE BRITISH RETARDED?
>> Anonymous
Oh god, the fuckin paper again
>> Anonymous
I'm so fucking embarassed of that logo
>> Anonymous
>>294288

hey 20 mins ago.
>> Anonymous
>>294288
It's because we have no national identity and that is all we have to show for it.
>> Anonymous
China: We got thousands of years of history & culture, some historic landmarks and some pretty cool inventions!

England: Umm... we have a bus, chaps!
>> Anonymous
Why do the Chinese love David Beckham so much anyway?
>> Anonymous
Oh thank god, maybe the athletes can go visit their doctors to pump hazardous particles out of their lungs in time for the next Olympics.
>> Anonymous
China: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! ;_;
>> Anonymous
Lol, fire
>> Anonymous
>>294297
We have loads of history, just most of it involves raping other countries, which in this day and age is seen as non PC
>> Anonymous
>>294297
Britain does have hundreds of years of history and culture but they just seem to have forgotten it.
>> Anonymous
>>294298
All of Asia loves him.

Did you not watch the world cup in 2002? Japs and Koreans were all over him like flies to shit.
>> Anonymous
>>294295
Britain could have showed off their historical prominence and their royal heritage. But wait, the liberal fags, muslims, and police state idiots would have protested.
>> Anonymous
>>293920

lol. That china tower show already better than the london bus.
>> Anonymous
>>294308
>>Japs and Gooks

If you're going to be a fucking racist, do it right.
>> Anonymous
>>294306
>>294307
>>294309

What ever happened to the old British Empire when Britain literally owned half the planet and the old saying "The sun never sets on Britain?"

Surely that's something to be proud of. Why not display that to everybody to remind the world how things used to be?
>> Anonymous
It's official:
China > "Great" Britain
>> Anonymous
>>294316
That's a bit of a sore subject in China though.

google "opium wars"
>> Anonymous
>>294311
What's funny, is that I bet it all had to do with how much money was involved.

Money spent on the 100 or so British performers >>>> Money spent on the 8,000 -10000 Chinese performers from both opening AND closing
>> Anonymous
>>294316
Because the muslims would claim it's offensive and get it banned.
>> Anonymous
>>294316
Because everything the British do now has to be completely PC because our higher ups are so shared shitless of offending anybody.
>> Anonymous
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
>> Anonymous
haha sound fuckup
>> Anonymous
In b4 London 2012 ends with 21 baloons released
>> Anonymous
female singer in the yellow dress, oh god
>> Anonymous
Suddenly ... Chinese Backstreet Boys!
>> Anonymous
The only reason China's performances are so is good the amount of money they've spend and the fact the performers are fucking slaves that get the shit kicked out of them if they fuck up
>> Anonymous
All of British history is taboo and is too violent for the PC faggottry that infests that land. Poor Britain, and they have such an awesome military history.
>> Anonymous
>>294338
Already addressed by>>294323, and it's obviously true.
>> Anonymous
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>>294336
I got Yellow Fever!
>> Anon vi Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY
London has been ruined by the Muslims. Enjoy your Islamic worship mid-Games.

Looking forward four years from now when we'll be bitching about the towelheads.
>> Anonymous
Ok, this has gone on long enough. Back to the labor camps you go!
>> Anonymous
The umbrella's: my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
huh, this chinese pop shit is pretty fail.

such a disappointment after the awesome fireworks...
>> Anonymous
>>294348

I know. I work in Oxford Circus and every time I pass by Marble Arch I rage.
>> Anonymous
Silly Chinese, you END with the fireworks!
>> Anonymous
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>>294327
>>294339
>>294322
>>294326

I'm a Yankfag, but I think it would be fuck-win and awesome for the Queen of England to come out during the 2012 opening ceremonies looking all prim and proper, and announce "Good morning, loyal subjects! It is good to see all the colonists obediantly show up for this marvelous royal event!"

That's be the most epic of all epic trolls.
>> Anonymous
>>294359
i concur. they shoulda just fucking ended the thing there. this singing is fucking fail.
>> Anonymous
>>294359

They'll probably have this ridiculous explosion of fireworks that lasts 10 minutes at the end
>> Anonymous
>>294364
OH MY GOD MY EARS. God damn how is Chinese even a language? It sounds HORRIBLE>
>> Anonymous
oh fuck no, chinese country music now.

as a chinese i am equal parts shame and RAEG right now.
>> Anonymous
>>294370

You wouldn't survive 10 minutes at a Peking Opera.
>> Anonymous
Ow! My freaking ears!!
>> Anonymous
BORED NOW
>> Anonymous
>>294370
it's not chinese that's horrible. it's the singers. they're horrible.

i am willing to bet they slept with the party leaders to get a spot. ffs this is bad
>> Anonymous
>>294375
Make that 30 seconds. I changed the channel as soon as I heard that chinese singing shit. Ugh PING CHONG CHING KNOCK NONG.
>> Anonymous
wtf guys.
how long is the delay??

it 2 opera singers now.
and its awful.
>> Anonymous
That's why there's so many Chinese people. Guys would rather fuck some ugly broad than listen to her
>> Anonymous
>>294378
What the fuck are you talking about? That's exactly what Chinese "Opera" sounds like. And in fact I'm sure it's just a CD that's playing over the loud speakers.
>> Anonymous
Bring back Jimmy Page, and turn his guitar up this time!
>> Anonymous
>>294372
Try being Chinese AND British.

Jesus fucking Christ, I've got the entire package at the moment.
>> Anonymous
>>294385
How can they listen to them have sex? They all sound like 5 year old kids screaming.
>> Anonymous
no, you retard. chinese opera's way better than this shit, and they're in no way similiar.
>> Anonymous
This epic tower thing was good, but right now the communist lulzfest sucks
>> Anonymous
>>294391
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG it's all the same shit and sounds the same.
>> Anonymous
the music wasn't this much fail in the opening ceremony. wtf went wrong here?
>> Anonymous
Fuckin Sydney's was better than this shit.
At least there was some guy driving a ride-on mower into a podium!
>> Anonymous
>>294396

The British show infected the whole stadium with fail.
>> Anonymous
the singers right now are on drugs
>> Anonymous
>>294400
QFT
>> Anonymous
>>294396
Are you kidding me? Sarah Brightman was the worse part of this, and the Jimmy Page/LMO thing was epic
>> Anonymous
>>294400
As bad as London will be, you gotta say the music will be better than this.
>> Anonymous
>>294396
err. china-> propaganda -> ching chon ching chong music -> mind control device -> i love china ;
>> Anonymous
Can't understand shit, captain!
>> Anonymous
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i thought the london bit was great
>> Anonymous
>>294389
Lol sucks to be you
>> Anonymous
>>294408
In b4 Sugababes/Atomic Kitten
>> Anonymous
LOL JACKIE CHAN?!
>> Anonymous
NEEDS MOAR JACKIE CHAN
>> Anonymous
MOTHERFUCKING JACKIE CHAN.

YES!
>> Anonymous
this is like the CCTV chinese new year song-and-dance, except like 10 times bigger. the amount of fail is unchanged, though.
>> Anonymous
JACKIE CHAN!
>> Anonymous
Better example of chinese pop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxrCrHQJAIM
>> Anonymous
Jackie Chan needs to fly through the air and light the torch again ... WITHOUT A HARNESS.
>> Anonymous
OH MY GOD, IT'S JACKIE CHAN!!!!
>> Anonymous
Jackie Chan singing has redeemed this.
>> Anonymous
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Rule Britannia
>> Anonymous
Lol @ Ausfag and stuffed animals
>> Anonymous
>>294425
awsome idea. This would make this fail event epic
>> Anonymous
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>>294427
>> Anonymous
>>294423
RAKI SUTA
>> Anonymous
>>293940
oh snapZ
>> Anonymous
>>294428
He actually has records!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>294432
butthurt amerikkkan
>> Anonymous
>>294423
it's like somebody puked strawberry milkshake all over the spice girls!
>> Anonymous
This shit's just fucking ridiculous!
>> Anonymous
>>294414
Yeah, no kidding.

I'm just thankful I'm not one of those aZnpride faggots. God only knows what they're going to be like for the next 4 years.
>> Anonymous
Needs moar suicide attacks
>> Anonymous
MOAR FIREWORKS!!
>> Anonymous
>>294443
SO PROUD TO BE A BRIT, MATE
>> Anonymous
>>294446
Wait 4 years
>> Anonymous
>>294446
The PRC are at your door in 5...4...3...
>> Anonymous
oooh shiney...

y'know what's conspicuously missing from all the firework displays? something that forms a chinese character with sparks. why isn't there any of that shit?
>> Anonymous
>>294448
Damn right. Pip pip guv'nor.

I'm going to make some tea now. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
Is that it? What the fuck? Where's Rain?
>> Anonymous
>>294451

Hahahaha no wa...
>> Goldilocks
LOV THEM DANCING ON THE GIANT PENI5
>> Anonymous
It's like they know the ceremony's shit, so they're throwing fireworks as a diversion
>> Anonymous
>>294457
The PRC employ Candlejack now?? That's ju
>> Anonymous
IT'S OVER???
>> Anonymous
>>294460
What the fuck is a Peni5?
>> Anonymous
yeah, damn right it's over NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY MOTHERLAND YOU FOREIGN FAGGOT-DEVILS
>> Goldilocks
PENI5 IS BETWEEN MY LEG5
>> Anonymous
I miss the Olympics ;_;
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH. DANCING PANDAS!

But now it's finally over
>> Anonymous
Guys there's still time, we can win 16 more gold medals to catch up if we try our hardest!
>> Anonymous
Fucking England fagged tonight up
>> Anonymous
>>294471
Reported for underage b&. Get the fuck back to /b/
>> Anonymous
What a letdown. Well, I guess they had to reserve all their azn entertainment power for the opening.
>> Anonymous
CHINA WON IOC
CHINA WON IOC
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>> Anonymous
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>>294476
>> Anonymous
the britfag olympics are going to be such a failfest. Hopefully someone with a bit of sense will fly an airliner into it during the opening ceremony.

from one scumbag nation to another, where next for the olympics?
>> Anonymous
I bet in a few hours the chinese will shot prisoners in the stadium.
>> Anonymous
>>294476
it's okay, if you squint the right way the bronze medals are almost as shiney as the gold ones!
>> Anonymous
>>294484
In before Zimbabwe 2016
>> Anonymous
>>294484
Tokyo is putting a bid in for 2016. I saw banners when I was there in June.
>> Anonymous
Its time for german Olympics again.
>> Anonymous
CHINA WON IOC
CHINA WON IOC
CHINA WON IOC
CHINA WON IOC
CHINA WON IOC
CHINA WON IOC
CHINA WON IOC
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CHINA WON IOC
CHINA WON IOC
>> Anonymous
I'm rooting for Madrid on this one.
>> Anonymous
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How come asians have one big eye and one small one?
>> Anonymous
>>294487
Zimbabwe 2016: One World, Bix Nood!
>> Anonymous
I can't wait for the epic sporting event that London will hold soon..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/7578206.stm
>> Anonymous
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why do you have an albino retard for a mayor londonfags? did he design the olympic logo by any chance?
>> Anonymous
>>294504
YES!

I wish.
>> Anonymous
Fuck sake. London stinks worse than Beijing. More Chinks living there too.
>> Anonymous
CHINA WON IOC CHINA WON IOC CHINA WON IOC CHINA WON IOC CHINA WON IOC CHINA WON IOC CHINA WON IOC CHINA WON IOC
>> Anonymous
>>294523
>More Chinks living there too
I don't know how Londonistan can have more Chinese people, you know with having half the overall population Beijing does and with the majority being white and arab.

Your math is bad, and you should feel bad, even as a troll.
>> Anonymous
i love claudia winkleman
>> Anonymous
I don't know if the rest of the world can see this, but they're doing We Will Rock You outside of Buckingham Palace.

This just gets worse and worse.
>> Anonymous
>>294543
Yeah seriously, this is super gay
>> Anonymous
>>294532

You just lost the game. Butthurt britfag.
>> Anonymous
anyone else think "LEGS AKIMBO DANCE COMPANY" when the london failers were on?
>> Anonymous
>>294553
I'm not butthurt though...

I'm actually admitting how bad it is?
>> Anonymous
BUMP FOR FAIL
>> Anonymous
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>>293920
>> Anonymous
am I the only one who thinks the logo looks like there's a handjob taking place?