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For next week which teams will be 3-0 and which teams will fall to 2-1?

AFC
New England - Miami
Tennessee - Houston
Pittsburgh - Philadelphia
Denver - New Orleans
Buffalo - Oakland

NFC
New York - Cincinnati
Dallas - Green Bay (Both 2-0!)
Arizona - Washington
Carolina - Minnesota

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>> Dolfan
>Arizona

Obvious troll is obvious.
>> Anonymous
in b4 DAT ASS
>> Anonymous
I know with Washington's close victory over the Saints most people would pick them over Arizona. But I think Warner is going to get in some shit.
>> Anonymous
There is no way Minnesota is going 0-3. They'll murder Delhomme to go 1-2
>> Anonymous
>>343434

Butthurt fishfucker is butthurt. The only reason Arizona sucked last season is because Leinart was the starting QB for half the season. Now that Warner is firmly in charge of this team, it's ROCKET TO THE PLAYOFFS for us!
>> Dolfan
>>343471
:'(
>> Anonymous
Green Bay will win... maybe, hard game to call imo.
Philly could win, but likely they won't. Another hard one to call though.
Denver and New Orleans... god I can't decide, signs point to yes for Denver, but New Orleans is hard to predict, sometimes they appear kind of stinky, sometimes they make you almost want to believe.
Minnesota... win? I'm not going to put any money on the line this week, not until things settle down a little.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
New England will crush Miami, and Moss will see no more than three or four passes his way as Cassel's strange Wes Welker fetish continues to manifest.

Tennessee wins by a field goal. Kerry Collins will become well-acquainted with Mario Williams many times.

Eagles win in what will be the most disappointing game of the week.

Denver takes out Nawlins by at least two touchdowns. At least three Denver receivers score a touchdown.

Buffalo DECIMATES Oakland. Lee Evans gets hurt running a post route.

The New York football Giants make the Bengals look like a JV squad. Cincy does not score a single offensive TD.

Dallas squeaks by Green Bay in a major shootout. TO does a Lambeau Leap. So does Aaron Rodgers.

Arizona shocks the NFL and gets to 3-0 motivated mostly by defensive prowess. Dan Snyder bursts a blood vessel in his eye.

Minnesota has to scramble for answers after losing to Carolina, who will stop AP in his tracks.
>> Anonymous
>>343480
>The New York football Giants make the Bengals look like a JV squad. Cincy does not score a single offensive TD.

I like the way you think

I would also like to add that Carson Palmer is made to eat grassy carpet at least 3 times, once by a DT, once by an LB, and once by Tuck.
>> Anonymous
>>343459

jackson looks like shit
>> Anonymous
>>343480
TO breaks his neck thanks to fans when he tries the Lambeau Leap
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>343538

Justin Tuck is going to fuck the Bengals O-line sideways. They're gonna feel the pain he gives for another dozen Sundays.
>> Anonymous
>>343553
>>343538
Get a room you two
>> Anonymous
>>343553
UNF UNF UNF

If Robbins has back to back multiple sack games I will cream. And it's not that unlikely considering the cinci is turrible. Nothing quite like a big tackle coming bulldozing the front line right into the QB. Feels good man.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>343574

I think there's a sportsbook in Vegas that's taking bets on which week Ocho Cinco decides to finally lose his shit and throw Carson under the bus. I'd imagine the odds are somewhere around 6:1 right now. I'm saying Ryan Fitzpatrick's going to be seeing at least two starts before the season's over, and Jordan Palmer is going to see some playing time as well.
>> Anonymous
>>343471

Yea, because thinking that Washington will beat the sorry
Cardinals means that he is a Dolphin fan?

Grow up.

PROTIP: Your team sucks and will miss the playoffs. Again.
>> Anonymous
>>343480
The Welker fetish is because Moss is the longrange weapon. Welker is the short range, which is safer to use. Expect the shitty Dolphins D to give up alot of points. Plus, Welker hasn't got a TD pass yet.

Oh, AND CASSEL WILL UNLEASH THE DRAGON!
>> Anonymous
3-0: NE, Pitt, Buff, NYG, Dallas

2-1: Tenn, Denver, Arizona, Carolina
>> Anonymous
Philly is going to beat Pitt, Pitt is overrated right now.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>Eagles front 7 are going to have their way with Pitt's O-line.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Delusional.

They just gave up 41 points to the fucking HOMO.

Give me a break.
>> Anonymous
>>344253

To be fair, the Eagles secondary looked like shit
>> Anonymous
>>344253
Dallas O-line > Pitt O-line
>> Anonymous
>>344268
Dallas O-line>every O-line
>> Anonymous
>>344283
Giants O-line > Dallas O-line
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Everyone wins except Pittsburg and New England.

It won't happen but I'll be warm and fuzzy inside :3
>> Anonymous
>>343480

I'm worried about the Bills and Raiders. I think they should win, but the Bills find ways to lose and I don't have a good feeling about this week. Not to say the Bills will lose, but you never know with those guys.

That being said, you're prediction is the one of best predictions I've ever heard, I can see them winning big at home and Lee taking himself out for the season.
>> Anonymous
Everybody will drop to 2-1 except Green Bay New England and New York.
>> Anonymous
Dallas > Green Bay. It'll be another good game, but Dallas will run away with it in the second half. Rodgers will have 2 picks and a fumble. Favre chants will ensue.
>> Anonymous
I am a Packerfag but I don't see how they can beat Dallas.

As evidenced in the NFC championship game, Al Harris is terrible against big, physical receivers like Plax and T.O.
>> Anonymous
>>344330
I say Green Bay because it's at Lambeau.

If it were at Dallas I'd have them in a second.
>> Anonymous
>>344334

that's lunacy lrn 2 predict
>> Anonymous
>>344337
I would love to see GB win at home against Dallas, that would stir up the pot on ESPN, but I think Dallas will win and everyone will continue to suck their cocks.
>> Anonymous
Cinci wins the coin toss and they chose to accept the first possession.

First play of the game Carson Palmer throws a bomb to Chad Ocho Cinco and he takes it all the way to the house. Chad hands the ball to the ref and runs to the sideline with no celebration whatsoever.

Giants lose by 4.
>> Anonymous
LET'S
>> Anonymous
GO
>> Anonymous
BUFFALO
>> Anonymous
>>344607
>>344608
>>344609
I love it.
>> Anonymous
lets go bills, lets go bills, lets go bills b-b-b-b-bills
>> Anonymous
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LETS GO BILLS
>> Anonymous
>>344602
>Giants lose by 4.

lol, that would be embarrassing for the Giants.
>> Anonymous
Oakland will beat Buffalo.
>> Anonymous
AFC
New England - Miami (EN wins by 14+ passing and rushing)
Tennessee - Houston Tenassee wins by a touchdown in a rushing game
Pittsburgh - Philadelphia philly wins by a field goal lowish scoring game
Denver - New Orleans denver wins by 14
Buffalo - Oakland buffalo wins by 21+ easy as pie

NFC
New York - Cincinnati new york wins by 24+
Dallas - Green Bay (Both 2-0!) dallas wins by 14 in a high scoring game
Arizona - Washington washington wins by a field goal
Carolina - Minnesota carolina wins by 14 in a rushing offense
>> Anonymous
So wait, Carolina can beat San Diego WITHOUT Steve Smith, yet they can't beat a hapless Minnesota offense with him?
>> Anonymous
>Oakland will beat Buffalo.

I lol'd, but I actually hope for this.
>> Al Davis
>>344871
who the fuck are you?
>> Anonymous
All of them will fall to 2-1, except Dallas and Green Bay, they will fall to 2-0-1, which leaves them both technically undefeated, and much lulz ensue.

Then everyone dies.
>> Anonymous
>>344973

If Dallas and Green Bay tie I will an hero next Monday. Screencap it.
>> Anonymous
NE easily goes to 3-0
Pittsburgh also fairly handily beats their opponent
I really want Denver tyo lose and I think NO can do it.
The Bills/Raiders game is too close to call, but I'm pulling for the Raiders.

Likewise I'll be pulling for Cinci, partially because I think Eli Manning is a tool and partly because Housh is on my fantasy team
Dallas will likely win their game, but it'll be closer than anyone would expect I also am looking forward to a high scoring game. They'll break 50 points easy. Possibly in the first half.
Arizona doesn't deserve to be 2-0 right now and will not make it to 3-0
Minnesota is playing a diffeent QB, so I have faith that they'll beat carolina.
>> Anonymous
>>344982
Lightning in the second half, game declared a tie. You must an hero, I will laff.
>> Anonymous
>>344985
I think the Bulls will win by like... 14 at least. Easy for me to call anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>345006
THE RANGERS WILL WIN MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
>> Anonymous
>>345006
Bulls?
>> Anonymous
>>344985
arizona played shitty san francisco and miami by a combined score of 54-23, so i think they deserve to be 2-0 at least. what happens next week is a different story...