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"Players such as Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo or Kaká should be at Real Madrid," Juan Villalonga(Real Madrid presidential candidate) told COPE radio. "I will copy the Galáctico model that Florentino used.
>> Anonymous
They'll get Cronaldo alright. God knows the Bernabeu is where that faggot belongs.

But Messi? HOOOOONNNNNNKKK
>> Anonymous
Lol Real. Just as they build a real TEAM, they want another Galactico era. Gg Real, gg.
>> Anonymous
I have an idea! Let's spend ALL of our money on three attacking players! WHAT CAN GO WRONG
>> Anonymous
Casillas
Aguero-Benzema-Diego-Ibrahimovic
Huntelaar-Messi-Kaka-Pato
Torres-Ronaldo

FUCK YEAH HALA MADRID
>> Anonymous
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moar liek
Casillas
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Aguero-Benzema-Diego-Ibrahimovic-Huntelaar-Messi-Kaka-Pato-Torres-Ronaldo
>> Anonymous
i lol'd. they must not be selling enough shirts.
>> Anonymous
right. Fernando Torres, Atletico icon, bred and playing in Atletico nearly all his life, wants to play for Real.

that's like asking David Beckham to play for Liverpool.
>> Anonymous
Epic lulz were during their hunt for Ronaldo in the summer, but this is 10 times better. Real vs Shitty player hunt, resulting in both clubs getting relegated ensued.
>> Anonymous
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Real Scout: I have identified a promising young player that would be perfect for this team.

Real President: Cool, tell me more.

Real Scout: His name is Fernando Torres and he will cost us well in excess of €100million. He is a striker.

Real President: Feels good man.