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Anonymous
Even if I go 7-1, I STILL WIN.
>> Anonymous
you would tie, actually
>> Anonymous
that 1 will be the only remotely interesting men's swimming event the entire olympics.
>> Anonymous
>interesting men's swimming event

swing and a miss

GO BADMINTON
>> Anonymous
>>239308
races are ALWAYS more interesting than [soccer/handball/field hockey/water polo] run-around-in-circles-for-an-hour faggotry
>> Anonymous
>>239322
Thus the go badminton I would assume.
>> Anonymous
>>239308
Sorry, mind-numbingly predictable race results are like watching paint dry. You're welcome to masturbate furiously to Phelps and attempt to convince yourself otherwise, but it's boring as shit.
>> Anonymous
>>239322
yeah, anything with more complicated than get-from-point-A-to-point-B-as-fast-as-you-can is way too complex for a moron like you
>> Anonymous
>>239335
OH BOY BADMINTON
BACK YARDIGANS

OH BOY SOCCER/BASKETBALL/VOLLEYBALL/WATERPOLO!

SO MUCH SKILLLLLLLSSZZZZZZ
>> Anonymous
>>239335
gymnastics are probably the event I watch most intently. You consider that shit simple?
>> Anonymous
>>239338

Blatant armchair quarterback.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>239289

Dude, did you not watch the 4x100 Free Relay? I marked out so hard I tore my ACL.
>> Anonymous
>>239284
Technically you only have to win once to be a winnar
>> insanezero !VUNofZD8jM
>>239422
Technically, the amazing aspect of that race wasn't Phelps at all.
>> Anonymous
stupid amerikkans
>> Anonymous
>>239422
and surprise surprise, LOOK WHO WON. Everything ultimately went according to plan, which in sports dosen't do much to hold my interest. My kingdom for, christ forbid, an upset every once in a while, an underdog cinderella story, ANYthing to stir things up. As is the only thing close to a challenge offered to Phelps has been made by the French, everyone else has all but given up. I might as well be watching him alone in a pool swimming a time trial. Good for him, but for me it's the antithesis of good tv.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>239448

The French were favored to win that race, and it wasn't Phelps swimming his dick off for the US in the final stretch. There's your upset.
>> Anonymous
>>239451
>>The French were favored to win that race

Given how hard the media has been sucking Phelps' dick, no they weren't.
>> Anonymous
>>239454
Yes they were. Phelps might be a fucking god in the individuals, but the US team was considered to be weaker overall.
>> Commander Anonymous: Leader of All Anonymous !.F8o2G8We.
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>> Anonymous
>>239454
I assumed you didn't catch the NBC commentary of the race, they were saying "Oh well, the French got this one. I ran it over in my head over and over, and it's France."

Yes, even the Amerikkkans wasn't expecting them to win it. Hell, if it wasn't for Lezak thinking, "I'm tired of fucking losing" and gave it his all, he would've lost.
>> Anonymous
>>239457
>>but the US team was considered to be weaker overall.

Given how hard the media has been sucking Phelps' dick, no they weren't. The Red Wings were comfortably the stronger team in the SCF but that did jack shit to stop the media from doing everything in their power to make them the underdogs. The sportcasters called for him to win the gold. HE called for himself to win the gold. It happened. No upset.
>> Anonymous
>>239457
Phelps didn't even win his part of the race. I wouldn't consider him a god.
>> Anonymous
>>239469
Considering he was the 3rd fastest in his team and swam a heat an hour before that does attest to his skill.
>> Anonymous
>>239466
>>239457
>>239451
>>239422
These.

Seriously, the 4x100 Free Relay was insane.
>> Anonymous
>>239454
clearly you don't know what you're talking about.
>> Anonymous
So then, a highly significant achievement in a highly insignificant sport.

/thread.
>> Anonymous
>>239448
You want to mix things up?
Board a plane to Peking and stab Phelps to death.

Shit would be mixed up good.
>> Anonymous
Phelps isn't as strong in 100m as he is in 200-400m because of his turning ability. He gains full body lengths on turns. Did you watch the Fly semi-finals? He was in third, then after the turn comfortably took first.

He also swam in a qualifying round just before the 4x100, so I wouldn't say OMG HE DIDN'T WIN HIS LEG all surprised. Especially because FIVE TEAMS were past the WR pace.
>> Anonymous
>>239527

You think too simple. Drop some banned drugs in his water.
>> Anonymous
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>>239523
>>So then, a highly significant achievement in a highly insignificant sport.
>> Anonymous
>>239338
Don't lump in Volleyball and basketball with WP and Soccer. Volleyball and basketball are actually exciting and more than just running around for an hour
>> Anonymous
Can some athlete PLEASE wreck this faggot's shit? Get over the psychological onslaught courtesy of the media and GET THE GOLD.
>> Anonymous
>>239639
Phelps is breaking world records with every race.

I guess what I'm saying here is: I DON'T THINK SO, TIM.
>> Anonymous
It's kinda funny. 3 years and 11 months you guys don't give a shit about swimming or Phelps, but when it comes to the Olympics, you spend Billions to watch swimming at primetime. Well, whatever. Let's see if he can break Spitz's record.
>> Anonymous
>>239769

Phelps isn't the only swimmer breaking world records, silly dicknigger.
>> Anonymous
Shouldn't he be going for 19 to be a real American?
>> Anonymous
Ian Thorpe could have wrecked this shit but he had to retire to go be a pioneer of metrosexuality or something.
>> Anonymous
>>239787
We don't pay shit to watch the Olympics at all, since we're one of the few countries that is all for-profit all the time.

Everybody else watches the Olympics on their national broadcaster. There's less storytelling video bio bullshit and less editing up the video to tell USA team member stories over footage of filthy foreigners, but our taxes aren't buying it either.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>239462
over 9000 thousand!
>> Anonymous
>>239895

Sullivan and/or Hackett must have something up their sleeves.
>> Anonymous
>>239895
Thorpe would've been a great opponent, but wreck his shit? Maybe since we wouldn't know how Thorpe would've been if he didn't retire at the old ripe age of 25.

But then again, Phelps has been smashing his records left and right.
>> Anonymous
>>239448
>>239454
>>239468

ITT a bullshitter gets caught and tries to cover up his ignorance
>> Anonymous
i dunno guys... i might go gay for phelps..

WHOSE WITH ME?
>> Anonymous
after the olympics are over, everyone is going to forget about him.....BRETT FAVRE
>> Anonymous
>>239937
It's the olympics. Nobody in America cares after the week is out. Most have stopped caring already.
>> Anonymous
>>239934
>WHOSE
lol

>>239937
>>239941
You guys forgot about all the commercials because of this specimens fine body. And all those medals yeah.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>239956
needs to be frogs.jpg
>> Anonymous
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leave spitz to me
>> Anonymous
/r/ good Leonidas Phelps shoop
>> Anonymous
>>239956
They don't appear to LOLing at all.
>> Anonymous
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>>239976
He should look like this all the time, he actually looks cool with this look....
>> Anonymous
>>240079
yeah but not sexy :(
>> Anonymous
>>239934
I'm already there. Come on hurry up!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>240114
I shouldn't have lol'd, but I did.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>239976

Cowlishaw?
>> Anonymous
>>240118
same
it conjured up images of godzilla for me
>> Anonymous
>>239284
Is Phelps a fundie? He keeps pointing to "the guy upstairs".
>> Anonymous
>>240151
Would you be surprised? Most athletes are Christians.
BTW, big difference between Christian and fundie.
>> Charlie Five !iKGMr61IHM
>>240151

He's just pointing out where the lights are.
>> Anonymous
>>240114
lol
>> Anonymous
>>240151
He's saying NUMBER ONE
>> Anonymous
>>240751

he's counting the number of golds he has so far, only he doesn't know what comes after 1.
>> Anonymous
>Most athletes are Christians.

Gimme a fucking break.
>> Anonymous
why are they showing the underage girls going into the showers after their dives? this can't be good
>> Anonymous
>>240767
Thanks for informing me about this.
>> Anonymous
>>240772
It's true, and I was curious about this. huh, as i type this the female american diver, the white one, lives near me and is gonna goto highschool....lol
>> Anonymous
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>>240767

I'm not into Asians but this girl is fucking sexy
>> Anonymous
>>240786
yeah, and they even told you what grade she would be starting

nice job olympics
>> Anonymous
>>240795
Melissa wu is only half asian.
>> Anonymous
>>240795
She hardly looks Asian.
>> Anonymous
>>240114

fucking awesome.

>>240122

Holy shit that guy DOES look like Cowlishaw.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Oh man, Phelps is about to go again!
>> Anonymous
The US is about to get another gold!
>> Anonymous
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Fuck yeah relay time.
>> Anonymous
US is destroying this race.
>> Anonymous
phelps is a cyborg
>> Anonymous
>>241234
pretty cool guy IMO
>> Anonymous
DON'T LET THE NIGGER SWIM AGAIN
>> Anonymous
THIS RELAY IS THE MOST BORING RELAY IN THE HISTORY OF BORING RELAYS

America vs. Line is closer, but STILL boring.
>> Anonymous
The other teams should just quit now.
>> Anonymous
and the world record line isnt even on the screen anymore
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
these people are unreasonably far ahead of the world record pace
>> Anonymous
>>241262
What the hell is up with the other swimmers? What happened to all the swimmers from other races?
>> Anonymous
AMERICA FUCK YA
>> Anonymous
This world record is about to be destroyed.
>> Anonymous
>>241234
This would be better as a who cares Michael Phelps is winning gold medals
>> Anonymous
>>241275

They should have let the African dude who nearly drowned in 2004 swim a leg for us just to keep it interesting.
>> Anonymous
>>241273
Americans are cheating to counter the euros plan to add all their medals together because we're not losing these olympics
>> Anonymous
You know when you play a racing game and it has that chase mode and you basically just race yourself.

Yeah, this.
>> Anonymous
Ridiculous.
>> Anonymous
5/5 FUCK YEAH USA
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
I wish I could swim ....
>> Anonymous
I thought world records were supposed to be impressive. The just smashed it.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
fuck yeah, baltimore!
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCK.

There were 7 other teams in the pool?
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>241297
rofl
>> Anonymous
Wow absolute domination.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

5 down, 3 to go.
>> Anonymous
Did I miss something
when did Russia start referring to themselves as the Russian Federation?
>> Anonymous
>>241297
Swimming is easy. I don't know how anybody can NOT know how to swim. You can just sit in the watter and float goddamn
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
So we're pretty much the greatest country on Earth , then.

I like how the graphic kept disappearing before the WR line hit the wall.
>> Anonymous
>>241309
Since the fall of the Soviet Union.
>> Anonymous
That girl is going to be murdered by her own government later tonight
>> Anonymous
canada fucking sucks. and to think i was cheering them on
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>241312

I'm black.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>241313
yeah, we're the best country ever
>> Anonymous
>>241312
...best be trollin'...
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>241323
so?
>> Anonymous
>>241327
No?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>241329
http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/080208/met_468022.shtml
>> Anonymous
>>241319
Shit my 7 yr old sister would be nervous too.
>> Anonymous
>>241339
fucking racist water down there in Georgia
>> Anonymous
what if he goes 6-2
>> Anonymous
>>241437

THEN HE FAILS AND WE REVOKE HIS FUCKING CITIZENSHIP!
>> Anonymous
>>241302

We breed them in the bay muthafuckas.
>> Anonymous
Phelps here.

I don't need fucking goggles to break your pussy ass world records.

Just sayin'
>> Anonymous
>>241743
That's win.
>> chinese win gold
Bob Costas: "Phelps can do it with his eyes closed"