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Anonymous
> than "table tennis"
this should replace this event.
>> Anonymous
hooray, let's all be alcoholics
>> Anonymous
>>287644
Just the athletes would be "alcoholics," though I doubt you have ever played a game of beer pong and have some knee-jerk reaction to beer consumption.

Honestly, beer pong would be much more interesting to watch than ping-pong.
>> Anonymous
>>287653
lol, athletes? you're throwing balls into cups trying to get drunk. don't delude yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>287661
Wrong. You're throwing cups to get other people drunk.
>> Anonymous
>>287663
no one would think this was a good game if there was no prospect of getting wasted
hell, I read an article about this in Time magazine (wtf?) and apparently most people drink while playing it anyway
>> Anonymous
finals would be russia vs USA

we send our best squad of brahs. russia sends GLORIOUS PLAYERS OF MOTHERLAND who've trained with nothing but the hardest of vodka
>> Anonymous
That looks like Beirut to me, not beer pong.

Beer pong is played with paddles.
>> Anonymous
>>287729
eatshit westcoast fag
>> Anonymous
I'd prefer Chess Boxing.
>> Anonymous
>>287607
>>287653

kegger at trevor's later tonight hurrrrr
>> Anonymous
>>287607
Cool story, brah.

This might be the only time where it's actually appropriate.
>> Anonymous
>>287739

I'm from Ohio, but thanks. And the definitive film on the subject, Beer Fest, gets the names right.
>> Anonymous
i had the opportunity to watch a series of beer pong games. fucking hilarious. nothing like a bunch of drunken bros treating throwing a ball into a cup like the fucking world series.