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Anonymous
It's official. He's a Brewer for the next 4 years.

4 years, $110 million. Eat shit Yankeesfags.
>> Anonymous
Just came across the wire in Milwaukee. You beat me to posting, fag.

I'm excited!
>> Anonymous
Hahaha, Mike Mussina just retired too. Yankees are fucked in the rotation for their new park.
>> Anonymous
Giantsfag here:

Grats, for winning that sweepstakes! Always good to see the relatively little guy win.

I was a little worried that we'd win (offering 6 years) because his arm already has so many miles on it, and you guys worked him like a rented mule last season.

But awesome! Eat fucking asshole, yanksfags.
>> Anonymous
Brewers: We did it for the lulz!
>> Anonymous
Oh fuck yes!!!!!! Sabathia, Gallardo, Parra, Bush and Suppan? That's a more than decent rotation. Now we just need to get rid of Weeks, slide Hardy to second and then bring up Alcides Escobar to play short and we're set.

Fuck, I can't believe we got him.
>> Anonymous
This is such bullshit. Yankees need to get somebody in the front office who knows how to get a contract signed.
>> Anonymous
Redsfar here,

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>> Anonymous
>>480176

Redsfag*
>> Anonymous
sauce plz?
>> Anonymous
God the 2 luckiest pitchers on the planet are Peavy and Burnett for the panic money NY is gonna throw at them
>> Anonymous
>>480182
Great call.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, I just seen this. Fuck the Brewers, you have one good pitcher and a handful of hopefuls. Guess what? We still have Zambrano, Harden, and we're gonna get Peavy. Enjoy your mediocre 80 win season (if that) again, we're going to the playoffs with 90+.
>> Anonymous
>>480182
Except Peavy isn't a Free Agent.

So Burnett and the Padres are the luckiest fuckers in the world right now.
>> Anonymous
>>480186
>We're gonna get swept in the 1st round again!
>> Anonymous
What's the Brewers payroll again? 85 million? 90? You just threw 30% of your salary at one player who can play every five games. I hope he gets an arm injury from being overworked last season.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
$27.5 mil per? Jesus Christ, no pitcher in baseball is worth that much.
>> Anonymous
>>480191
Laugh it up, we beat Sabathia every single time we played him last year except the final series when we started our AAA team.
>> Anonymous
>>480198
I am laughing, with my world series championship you guys will never win!

Obvious Phillyfag out!
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
$100 million of it is going towards food.
>> Anonymous
>>480195
$20 million signing bonus, 20mil first year, 21, 24, 25
>> Lambchop's Death Legion !d7bMXbKy6Q
Sauce or I'm not gonna habeeb it.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
Source. We need a fucking source here.
>> Anonymous
>>480204
620WTMJ is doing an interview with him right now if you live in Wisconsin. He said he just liked Milwaukee better than pitching in New York and the offers were comparable, just less years with Milwaukee.
>> Anonymous
IT'S OFFICIAL! MANNY RAMIREZ JUST SIGNED A 3 YEAR/ $60 MILLION CONTRACT!!! ZOMG!
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>480202

Okay, that moves out of the "no pitcher is worth that much" realm and into the "maybe Johan Santana is worth that much - maybe" realm.
>> Anonymous
>>480209
Haha.
"You know what else? I can hit in the National League. I got a decent swing, I got tired of not being able to use it in the American League."

Fuck, CC is awesome.
>> Anonymous
lol this is the best samefag troll thread ever. CC would totally leave 40 mil on the table to play in milwaukee. lololol.
>> Anonymous
>>480209
fail sauce is fail
>> Lambchop's Death Legion !d7bMXbKy6Q
http://www.newsday.com/sports/ny-spyside1120,0,72155.story

I trust Ken Davidoff
>> Anonymous
>>480152

/r/ing sauce please. Need sauce to laugh at my YankFag friend
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>480209

Give me some hard evidence.
>> Anonymous
op is full of shit, live in milawukee nothing on 620
>> Lambchop's Death Legion !d7bMXbKy6Q
>>480225
>>480226

There is no sauce, its fake.
>> Anonymous
ITS OFFICIAL, SAYING "ITS OFFICIAL" MAKES THINGS OFFICIAL
>> Anonymous
IT'S OFFICIAL! I FUCKED THE OP'S MOM!
>> Anonymous
>>480215
Despite troll thread etc. etc. it's fake yadda yadda...

I'm about to attack your logic. How does rearranging the distribution of the salary affect the total dollar amount?
>> Anonymous
ITS OFFICIAL I THREW FOR 70+ YARDS ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>480240

By me not giving a shit about signing bonuses. I thought 4/$110 was without the signing bonus factored in.
>> Anonymous
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IT'S OFFICIAL! CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!
>> Anonymous
Brewersfag here

At first my heart started racing and my vision got blurry. Now I realize you fags were trolling and I came crashing to the ground.

Why must you shatter my dreams /sp/?
>> Anonymous
>>480247
>4chan
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>480255

No, not quite. Teams are welcome to blow whatever they want on a signing bonus, that doesn't affect my opinion of a contract (as a Soxfag, doing so would be hypocritical after $51.1 mil). I really only care about the yearly rate.
>> Anonymous
>>480243
So in Touhouland, signing bonus = fake money.
>> Anonymous
>>480261
>>480260
Bah, sorry for ninjadelete. Typos etc.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>480264

That's fine, I think the "responding to a non-existent" post adds to the mystique of making myself look stupid.
>> Anonymous
Screencapped. This might be the best troll thread ever. 10/10 would rage again.
>> Anonymous
lol we would NEVER offer that much to anybody...
>> Anonymous
ITT - idiots
>> Anonymous
since when does forrest whittaker play baseball?
>> NY !pjyYAnKEes
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