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Anonymous
Cowboys get almost 6 pro-bowlers back after the bye.

Do we own Washington's ass? HELL FUCKIN YEEEYUH!!!!

Someone post the record of teams after playing the Pitts.
>> Anonymous
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We are united in our hatred of the Cowboys.
>> Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
>Someone post the record of teams after playing the Pitts.

Dunno lol, but the Skins are gonna open up that can of whoop ass they've been saving for you.
>> Anonymous
Super fail.

Cowboys go 7-0 after the bye.

WE WIN THE SUPERBOWL

ANY GIVEN SUDNAY BITCHES, AND ALL THE SUNDAYS ARE OURS (Thank you God for loving God's team.)
>> Anonymous
Even if they do beat Washington (unlikely) they are still not going to the playoffs, and if they do they will bomb out in the first round.

COWBOYS FUCKING FAIL'D
>> Anonymous
lol. Cowboys at best will go 8-8 this year. How this team went from a mix of superstars and all-time greats to a team of fuck-ups and criminals is beyond me.

The rest of the NFL: "lol"
>> Anonymous
>>454097

Cowboys can't play in December. Enjoy 8-8 at the most.
>> Anonymous
How about we only talk about teams that have won a playoff game in the last 13 fucking years. The Cowboys = FAIL. Deal with it Dallasfag
>> Anonymous
>>454123
dallas has been a team of fuck-ups and criminals since the 90s, ever heard of the "white house"?
>> Anonymous
>>454212
I meant this team and the hype surrounding it before the season even started.
>> Anonymous
This is exactly what the cowboys needed to play well in december.
>> Anonymous
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Since this thread started as fail, I didn't have much hope, but thank you /sp/ for making sure dallasfags stay in their chanties.

Pic related, these two are the harbingers of your demise Dallas
>> Anonymous
You are going to fail cowfaggot. Did you somehow forget that your faggot team was still playing like total horseshit when Homo was uninjured? Hopefully after you lose to the skins and drop to 5-5 ESPN will stop talking about you and start talking about the 10+ teams with better records than you.
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updated yesterday

DALLAS COWBOYS 2008 MELTDOWN - TIMELINE

1. After their first loss, to the Washington Redskins in week 4, Terrell Owens complains he didn't get the ball enough even though he was involved with a third of the team's offensive plays. A few weeks later the Cowboys trade a boatload of draft picks to Detroit for wide receiver Roy Williams.

2. Adam "Pacman" Jones attacks his team-mandated bodyguard in a Dallas hotel. The Cowboys, Jerry Jones in particular, cover it up. NFL commish Roger Goodell doesn’t buy it and suspends his ass indefinitely.

3. Tony Romo breaks his finger on his throwing hand in an overtime loss to the Arizona Cardinals. He is replaced by Brad Johnson, who is so terrible he eventually gets replaced by even-more-terrible Brooks Bollinger.

4. A 34-14 loss to the Rams features three interceptions, the season-ending injury of safety Roy Williams, a vote of confidence for head coach Wade Phillips from Jerry Jones (always a kiss of death), and a front page story about the Cowboys troubles on ESPN.

5. After their 3-0 start, a loss to the division rival New York Giants caps off a 2-4 swoon going into the bye week. Unsurprisingly, team cancer Terrell Owens spouts off that the Cowboys are "not as good as we think we are, or probably not as good as hyped."
>> Anonymous
The Cowboys secondary is inept and a major weakness. Getting Romo back ain't going to help that.

They might win some games in the second half of the season but there is no way they can go to the Super Bowl giving up forty points a game.
>> Anonymous
>>455770
Drew is just going to hold onto the milk until someone knocks it out of his hands.
>> Anonymous
>>456781
and Brett will lift the glass to drink and accidentally pour it into the mouth of the guy standing next to him
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>almost 6 pro-bowlers

Wait, what? How many are they getting back? 5.8?
>> Anonymous
>>456747

They will not stop talking about the cowgirls. they will start to make some gay cancer needing surgery analogy with all their stupid ass analysts playing "doctor" or some sort of house rebuilding analogy with their analysts playing "tim the toolman taylor"
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>>456783
I know, Romo won't bring his balls back. She's keeping them
>> Anonymous
>>455770
Fuck yeah Drew Bledsoe.

That game sucked though. Too much FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE