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Zycho32
The Deal: Aliens have Invaded the Earth and have given us two options; compete in an Intergalactic Competition and risk certain destruction if we lose, or decline and be destroyed anyway.

The Sport: Football- as depicted in the Pic (Maracana Stadium, in Rio de Janeiro)

The Catch: These same Aliens- in the interest of seeing us at our very best, have loaned us a piece of their technology. A rejuvenation machine, which allows you to either resurrect Dead Football Players, or revitalize Old and/or Retired Players.

The Competition: A full season's worth of Intergalactic Matches- more like Deathmatches since the losing side of one game dies, along with their home planet. In the end the only one left alive will be Champion, and Earth lives on in eternal peace, spared by the almighty Aliens.

The Rules:

-You are to come up with a Football team with the Finest Players to have ever existed in Mankind's history- as far as your personal opinion goes anyway.
-Don't stop with a Starting Eleven; This must be a team that can survive an entire season theoretically.
-Past Players will be at their absolute peak after coming out of the Rejuvenator- top physical capacity and ability.
-Present Players will either remain the same or be upgraded if they are aging and beyond their peak.
-Present Young Players currently not at their peak will not be upgraded; the Rejuvenator does not work for the future.
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>> Anonymous
fuck you namefag

tl;dr gtfo
>> Anonymous
HAHA.. how much TIME did u spend doing this?!

I hardly know shit about football so i'll leave it to the great minds of /sp/
>> Anonymous
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my team:
25 ronaldos (brazilian)
>> Anonymous
>>136810
fail
>> Anonymous
Just give me a fuckload of Pele and George Best clones. I'm sure I could get by with that.
>> Anonymous
We could kick aliens ass at football. Bring Barry Sanders back, put Favre at the head of the offense. The rest don't fucking matter. You're never tackling Sanders and Favre will hit whoever you have at WR. GG aliens.
>> Anonymous
>>136814
RB: Sanders
QB: Favre
WR: Irvin
LB: Lewis
FS: Reed

And that's it.
>> Anonymous
Bo Jackson x11
/thread
>> Anonymous
>>136818
this
>> Anonymous
We should get Will Smith to blow up those motherfuckers.
>> Anonymous
GK Lev Yashin

DF: Franz Beckenbauer
DF: Bobby Moore
DF: Franco Baresi

MF: Michel Platini
MF Johann Cruyff
MF Diego Maradonna
MF: George Best

CF Pele
CF Alfredo di Stefano
CF Ferenc Puskas
---------------
Gordon Banks
Ronaldo (transvestite hooker edition)
Eusebio
Romario
Zinadine Zidane
Zico
Garrincha
Paolo Maldini
Kenny Dagliesh
Claudio Caniggia
Alan Shearer
Eric Cantona

My 23 man all out attacking squad
>> Anonymous
Buffon
Maldini-Maldini-Maldini-Maldini
Cruyff-Van Basten-Cruyff-Van Basten-Cruyff-Van Basten
>> Anonymous
The best players of today, are both better technically and physical
>> Anonymous
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this team cannot be beaten
>> Anonymous
GK: Yao Ming
CB: Vince Carter
CB: Vince Carter
RB: Vince Carter
LB: Vince Carter
RM: Vince Carter
LM: Vince Carter
AM: Vince Carter
AM: Vince Carter
SS: Vince Carter
CF: Steve Nash
>> Anonymous
Park Ji Sung x 11
>> Anonymous
Find a few of the fattest people ever and literally use them to obstruct the goal then rejuvenate George Best and clone him until there's 11 players. Win.
>> Anonymous
I would just bring back the Brazilian team from 1970's Wolrd Cup and leave the coach position to Johan Cruyff. That should be more than enough.

A circa 1973 Ajax would be fine, too.
>> Anonymous
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Ned Zelic x11
>> Zed Nelic
>>136900
No Harry Kewells!

I like how this anon thinks.
>> Anonymous
Romario - Hristo Stoichkov - Michael Laudrup
Guillermo Amor - Jose Mari Bakero - Josep Guardiola
Sergi Barjuan - Ronald Koeman - Miguel Angel Nadal - Albert Ferrer
Andoni Zubizarreta


Coach, and only substitute: Johan Cruijff
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
The team would have to include Gomes as keeper, Alex and Jaap Stam as defenders and at least Johan Cruyff as an attacker. For the rest, it really wouldn't matter.
>> Anonymous
>>136963

Forgot to add: Hiddink as coach.
>> Anonymous
At number 1, it's Perry Groves,
At number 2, it's Perry Groves,
At number 3, it's Perry Groves,
At number 4, it's Perry Groves,
At number 5, it's Perry Groves,
At number 6, it's Perry Groves,
At number 7, it's Liam Brady,
At number 8, it's Perry Groves,
At number 9, it's Perry Groves,
At number 10, it's Perry Groves,
At number 11, it's Perry Groves.
>> Anonymous
Mili? Jovanovi?
Željko Kalu?erovi?
Stevan Stojanovi? (captain)


Miodrag Belodedi?
Slobodan Marovi?
Ivica Mom?ilovi?
Ilija Najdoski
Duško Radinovi?
Refik Šabanadžovi?
Goran Vasilijevi?

Dragan Stojkovic
Vladimir Jugovi?
Siniša Mihajlovi?
Robert Prosine?ki
Dejan Savi?evi?
Vlada Stoši?
Rade Toši?


Dragiša Bini?
Vladan Luki?
Darko Pan?ev
Predrag Mijatovic
Dragan Dzajic
>> Anonymous
>>136977
>At number 7, it's Liam Brady,

10/10
>> Anonymous
Dixie dean as striker unquestioned best striker ever... 60 goals in one season has NEVER been beaten.
>> Anonymous
>>136836

USA USA USA USA.... Americans thinking they know footy o sweet lawd!
>> Anonymous
>>137004
troll'd
>> Anonymous
Eric Wynalda.

One against thousands of soon-to-be-dead aliens. America

Fuck

Yeah.
>> Anonymous
We talkin' football football, or just soccer?
>> Anonymous
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Head coach
>> sage
mike ditka
>> Anonymous
>>137141
Hurricane Ditka > Coach Ditka ?
>> Anonymous
Man, this reminds me of Crash Team Racing...
>> Anonymous
da bears
>> Anonymous
Tom Brady. That is all.
>> Anonymous
The Patriots.

They'll cheat their way to victory.
>> Best Possible Team
All games to be played at some field in north dakota

GK- Ditka

LD- Ditka
RD- Ditka
SW- Ditka

LM- Ditka
RM- Ditka
CM- Ditka

LF- Kobe
RF- Barry Bonds
CF- Ditka

---------
Pedobear
The Stanley Cup
The Great Wall of China
CP3
18-1 New England Patriots
Candlejack

Coach, Hurricane Di
>> Anonymous
>>137179

But no more than 18 times in a season.
>> Anonymous
Jerry Rice
Terrel Owens
Randy Moss
Bo Jackson
Ladanian Tomlinson
Lawrence Taylor
Deion Sanders
Julius Peppers
>> Anonymous
Roberto Baggio!
>> SASHA VUJACIC GOES IN ALL FIELDS SASHA VUJACIC GOES IN ALL FIELDS
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GK: Sasha Vujacic
CB: Sasha Vujacic
CB: Sasha Vujacic
RB: Sasha Vujacic
LB: Sasha Vujacic
RM: Sasha Vujacic
LM: Sasha Vujacic
AM: Sasha Vujacic
AM: Sasha Vujacic
SS: Sasha Vujacic
CF: Sasha Vujacic
>> Anonymous
THe 1972 Dolphins.
>> Anonymous
>>139487

Football football, not American hand-football.
>> Anonymous
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purple people eaters ftw
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
>>139508

Then we could win by default because Soccer is so damn boring
>> Anonymous
>>139514
Go watch commercialball if you find football boring.
>> Anonymous
>>139528

and there are no commercials in anything else on tv is there.
>> Anonymous
you soccerfags have the same fucking discussion in here every fucking day. resolve the damn issue already. it's only a matter of time before some aliens really do show up and you dipshits STILL won't have a team to put on the 'pitch' or whatever the fuck you call it.
>> Anonymous
GK: G. Buffon

RB: C Puyol CB: F. Baresi LB: P. Maldini

RM: C Ronaldo CM: Z. Zidane LM: Zico

CAM: J. Johnstone

RS: E. Cantona LS: Pele

Subs:
GK: T. Raveli
CB: B. Moore
RB: Roberto Carlos
RM: D. Beckham
CB/CDM/CM: F. Beckenbauer
RW/CF: Garrincha
CF: Romario
ST: H. Larsson
ST. R. Völler

Manager: Jock Stein
Assistant Manager: Alex Fergueson
First team coach: Willey Malley

All Scottish setup, fuck yeah....

no aliens are fucking with this squad
>> Anonymous
QB Joe Montana
HB Barry Sanders
FB Larry Csonka
TE Mike Ditka
WR Jerry Rice
WR Steve Largent (not the second best WR, but complements Montana better than any receiver not named Rice)
OTs Walter Jones, Art Shell
OGs Larry Allen, Gene Upshaw
C Mike Webster

DEs Lee Roy Selmon, Howie Long
DTs Warren Sapp, Reggie White
LBs Mike Singletary, Lawrence Taylor, Ray Lewis
CBs Deion Sanders, Champ Bailey
S's Rod Woodson, Ronnie Lott

K Adam Vinatieri
P Ray Guy

Coach: Bill Walsh

p.s. that's a funny looking football stadium
>> Anonymous
>>139838
>TE Mike Ditka

That made me hard.
>> Anonymous
>>139844
Mike Ditka gets everyone hard.
>> Anonymous
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>>139838
>QB Mike Ditka
>HB Mike Ditka
>FB Mike Ditka
>TE Mike Ditka
>WR Mike Ditka
>WR Mike Ditka
>OTs Mike Ditka, Mike Ditka
>OGs Mike Ditka, Mike Ditka
>C Mike Ditka

>DEs Mike Ditka, Mike Ditka
>DTs Mike Ditka, Mike Ditka
>LBs Mike Ditka, Mike Ditka
>CBs Mike Ditka, Mike Ditka
>S's Mike Ditka, Mike Ditka

>K Mike Ditka
>P Mike Ditka

>Coach: Mike Ditka

fixed that for you
>> Anonymous
>>139838
Barry Sanders played in a single-back offense for most of his career, and you've got two 3-tech DTs on defense, along with a 3-4 Jack playing in a 4-3.

You may want to rethink that lineup setup.
>> Anonymous
FOOTBALL!?

WHAT FOOTBALL DO YOU MEAN!? SHITS CONFUSING.
>> Anonymous
>>139865
The only football.
>> Anonymous
>>139869
OH.

QB:Brady
WRs:Rice, Moss
RB/FB:Brown, Sanders
TE:Winslow
>> Anonymous
>>139877

Winslow Sr. or Jr.?
>> Anonymous
>>139898
Do you really need to ask?
>> Anonymous
>>139916
Senior it is.
>> Anonymous
>>139917
>>139916
>>139898

i lol'd
>> Anonymous
First off..not enough Cruijf in this thread..
second of all.
LOL..Space Jam..
>> Anonymous
My god this is a stupid thread and the OP should feel stupid for starting it.

Greys can't play football anyways, they would get their asses kicked.
>> Anonymous
>>139964
>Greys can't play football anyways.

I think you mean "whites".
>> Anonymous
>>139965

There would be no white people on my team cept for the QB you dolt, OP neglected to specify what kind of alien so I will assume typical Greys, which are very tall but slow as fuck.
>> Anonymous
oh fuck you OP, you confused me with american football, we would still kick their ass at SOCCER.
>> Anonymous
>>139973

Supplying one of the football stadiums in the world obviously makes this thread about football, not American football.
>> Anonymous
make 2, 7.32 by 2.44 sumo wrestler and have him lay sideways in front of the goal therefore no one can score and 21 fedors to maim everyone on the other team. Final score earth 423 aliens 0
>> Zycho32
OPfag here.

For all the faggy comments, I'm amazed this thread still stands. Let's go for the Archives, shall we?
>> Anonymous
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>>139961
word, im the poster with the scottish lead team.

i was high and i forgot my CDM....the one and only....KEANO

CDM: R. Keane


Revised -

GK: G. Buffon

RB: C Puyol CB: F. Baresi LB: P. Maldini

CDM: R. Keane

RM: C Ronaldo CM: Z. Zidane LM: Zico

CAM: J. Johnstone

RS: E. Cantona LS: Pele

captain: jinky johnstone

i think i would for sure put cruyff in the squad over cristiano ronaldo. i could see putting ronaldo on the bench as a super sub, or sub him in as a
>> Anonymous
fucking eurofags, we did this already. it was called space jam and we won.
>> SAGE SAGE
SOCCER
>> Anonymous
Carragher
Carragher
Carragher
Carragher
Carragher
Carragher
Carragher
Carragher
Carragher
Carragher
Torres (cause a team of Carraghers won't score much)
World saved!
>> Zycho32
By the way, my 'webfag' speak isn't so good. What the hell is "tl;dr" supposed to mean?
>> Anonymous
SOCCER ON MY FRONT PAGE!?
>> Anonymous
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Illegal aliens are GREAT at soccer. Just go to any public park in the southwest on a saturday. Aliens win it every time.
>> Anonymous
HAI GUYS, WE SHOULD TELL THEM THAT RIISE IS A GOOD PLAYER, AMIRITE?
>> Anonymous
>>140704
too long; didn't read
>> Anonymous
>>140704

it stands for "get the fuck out of here, newfag"
>> Anonymous
>>140715


Riise is a great player, a legend for Chelsea.. o wait
>> Zycho32
>>140728
>>140728
op here. sorry i just got here last week and yes i do love the cock. omg i am such a faggot. also i apoligize for my future faggy behavior and if i latter claim that this post wasnt actually me dont believe me it is
>> Anonymous
>>140741
0/10
>> Anonymous
GK:Goram
LB:Numan
CB:Gough
CB:Greig
RB:Jardine
RM:Laudrup
CM:Gascoigne
CM:Albertz
LM:Baxter
ST:McCoist
ST:Hately
>> Anonymous
bartez
pope adams todd
myself (if the worlds in the balance i want to do my part) platini zidane makelala
bergkamp hasselbaink
>> Anonymous
QB: Joe Montana
RB: Barry Sanders/Bo Jackson split
WR: Jerry Rice/Randy Moss
The whole Minnesota O-line
Steel Curtain defense with the addition of LT

planet saved
>> Anonymous
Buffon
Moore Moore Moore Moore
Maradona Cantona Zidane
Pele
Best Best
>> Anonymous
Schmeichel
Maldini Baresi R.Carlos
Beckenbauer
Cruyff Maradona Giggs
Best Pele
>> Anonymous
ok, a team of carraghers, with jan koller and torres as strikers!

not only planet saved, but GALAXY CONQUERED!
>> Anonymous
>>140753
Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams

LEGEND
>> Anonymous
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22 Steven Gerrards.

1 David James ''Hes saved tha Planet !! Oh no ...wait a minute, the balls squirmed between his legs.... OHSHI-
>> Anonymous
The game has evolved a lot so most of the older players wouldn't be as good if they played today (even at their peak).
>> Anonymous
>>141312
how do you decide which steven gerrard gets to play right midfield then, they ALL want to play center midfield!
>> Anonymous
>>136836
I'm not sure I'm a fan of your formation.
>> Anonymous
The whole thing of putting 11 of the same player isn't funny anymore.

However, like everyone on this board I never saw the older legends play properly so part of this will be guessed or a present player I have seen used because I don't know anyone else

GK: Yashin
RB: Zanetti
CB: Beckenbauer
CB: Maldini
LB: Roberto Carlos
RMF: Cruijff
CMF: Gattuso
CMF: Zidane
LMF: Giggs
CF: Maradona
CF: Luis Ronaldo
>> Anonymous
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>>139508

I think you're confused... what you're talking about is called "soccer". THIS is football.
>> Anonymous
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>>139508
>>141487
You're both wrong
>> Anonymous
>>141490
That's retardball.
>> Anonymous
>>141487
No, that's letstakeashortbreakball
>> Anonymous
>>141509
Atleastithasscoringball
>> Anonymous
>>141513
Typical amerifag. Can't watch sports where there's actualy a defense.
>> Anonymous
>>141490

I heard they all have some sweaty aussie buttsecks after the games.
>> Anonymous
>>141522
>Typical amerifag. Won't watch a sport where ties take place constantly.
>> Anonymous
>>141552
Yeah, pretty much.