Hi, I'm Baron Davis, and Elton Brand stabbed me in the back.
JUST AS PLANNED
Hello, my name is Gordon Gund, and Carlos Boozer stabbed me.
Hello, I'm Abraham Lincoln, and John Wilkes Booth shot me in the back.
>>215665JUST AS PLANNED
Hello, I'm Mike D'antoni, and Steve Kerr dropped a 330lb albatross on my head.
>>215668SERVES YA RIGHT YA DAMN YANKEE! GIMME BACK MAW SLAVES!
>>215668He shot you in the back of the head Lincoln, good God man, learn your own murder!
>>215664Hello, I'm America, and Chris Kaman stabbed me in the back.