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Anonymous
You wake up tomorrow morning in this man' shoes. You are now the commissioner of Major League Baseball. You are the boss, what you say goes. What changes do you make?

Heres what I do:

-No more DH, to be implemented at the start of the following season.
-Salary Cap. Top payroll plus 10%. Implemented next season.
-stronger steroid policy. First offense- 1 year suspension. second offense- lifetime suspension.
-No more interleague play. It ruins the NL vs. AL rivalry in the World Series.
>> Anonymous
No Steroids.
HA Just joshing you guise. Enjoy shrinking your testicles.
>> Anonymous
>>74272
You make a shitty commisioner.
>> Anonymous
>>74272

I love the DH
>> Anonymous
I'd contract the league to 4 Divisions only (AL West, AL East, NL West, NL East), six teams each. The remainded would go into Minor League Baseball, and introduce a relegation system where bottom 3 teams drop down next season, top 3 go up.

AAA would be eliminated, as it's now Minor League Baseball. AA and A would remain as the farm system.

Then I'd eliminate inter-league play, move the Dodgers to Brooklyn, and fuck some fat chicks. Do I win?
>> Anonymous
i've got a few:

-everyone caught using steriods can still play, but they have to get raeped by a donkey and have it broadcast on youtube
-no more warning the pitchers/bench when someone gets hit with a ball
-instant reply on everything (the game moves too damn quick)
-beer in stadiums goes to half price after the seventh inning, and you can get 'to go' cups
>> Anonymous
I just prefer if starters could complete gmes now.Bullpens are supposed to save starters arms yet pitchers still get injured easily.
>> Anonymous
>>74315
YOU'RE HIRED!
>> TOMMY FUCKING KELLY!!!
OP sucks bad as commish. The best thing for the health of the sport would be to cut out a few teams. That would not be best for the bottom line, but it would go a long way towards strengthening the game. Just think about teams actually having quality 3-4-5 pitchers. I would bring it down to about 26 teams. I would consider killing the wild card and just having two divisions in each league. But that would probably take away too much revenue. Other than that I would speed up the game by halving commercial time. Only allowing them before the home team bats and none after the ninth inning. I would try to push the union into accepting some kind of way for teams to lessen the hit if they release players. Baseball is about as good as it can get, really. Just could use a few tweaks.
>> TOMMY FUCKING KELLY!!!
>>74315
Shut up Eurofag with that relegation system bullshit. That is a stupid idea. I will not even go into how bad that would be for the sport. Troll elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
i like the idea of less commercial time.

and we can get sponsorships on the uniforms, like all the soccer teams.

can't wait to see the "summer's eve" yankees play the "preparation-h" redsox
>> Anonymous
Get Jose Lima in the bigs to see more Mrs.Lima
>> Anonymous
DH's are fine and without interleague play Yankee fans couldn't have a good time laughing at serious business Met fans who actually think they have a better team.
>> Anonymous
>>74361
Dude relegation is great gets the shittiest teams out of the league and rewards smaller teams that are successful.
>> Anonymous
My first act as commissioner would be to put Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame.
Then I'd retire.
>> Anonymous
2 more wildcard spots would be added.

80 million dollar salary cap, teams that go over lose draft picks and have salary cap lowered as a penalty for the upcoming season. Inb4 Yankeefags and Bostonfags baaaww

No steroid/drug policies, I wanna see more homers damn it!

Players have to show mandatory respect to their managers, I don't deserver this shit! I'M A MAN! I'M 40!
>> Yankeefag
BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Bostonfag
BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
-Somehow fix the piss tests so nobody gets bitten for steroids, which are good for sports.
>> Anonymous
>>74390
Relegation is shit in any sport ever. Always. Forever. And it always will be. And the next time a Eurofag says it should be added to _____, I'm going to punch him in the face through the internet.
>> Anonymous
>>74547
>BAAAAWWWWWWWW bad teams shouldn't be punished BAAAAAWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
--- announcement --
/sp/ has implemented it's relegation system.
the worst four posters have been relegated

>>74547
you must spend the next year in /b/
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BRING BACK THE NEGRO LEAGUES!
>> Anonymous
Ban all spics.
>> Anonymous
Relegation wouldn't work in American sports because they love rewarding crappy teams. There's really no reason to even try and win anything, and that's just the way they like it.
>> Anonymous
I like all OP's ideas except interleague play. I like to see more different teams come through town during the season.
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>>74581
>> GOOBERJOOVIES !h1I8KzYeUU
Toss the fucking Wild Card out the door
>> Anonymous
>>74632
Hell no.
>> Anonymous
>>74361
>Shut up Eurofag with that relegation system bullshit. That is a stupid idea. I will not even go into how bad that would be for the sport. Troll elsewhere.

You're an idiot, and your mother has syphilis. I will not even go into how bad your mother has syphilis. Troll elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
You know that ESPN commercial where the one guy is like, "Why? Do your sports-fan-ness NEED questioning...?"

>>74361
>>74547
>>74592
I'm not a Eurofag, I'm in America and actually educated myself about what relegation is, because I'm not a drooling douchebag. Are you SO insecure about your team, that you think you'd get your bottle taken away? What if relegation existed, with even TWO teams, this past year... we'd relegate the Texas Rangers, Tampa Rays, Min. Timberwolves, Miami Heat, Miami Dolphins and St. Louis Rams.

....and nothing of value would be lost.
>> Anonymous
>>74272

Given Selig's track record and pussy like tactics, probably nothing... any day.
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cocaine and lolis to all male ticket buyers.
>> Anonymous
>>74907
And replace them with what, exactly?
>> Anonymous
>>74918
Doesn't fucking matter, those are a bunch of shitty teams, anything would be better.
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>>74272
I would add cocaine, whiskey , and legal teens to every ticket-buyers' bounty.
>> Anonymous
>>74931

what the
>> Anonymous
>>74918
"Hi, I didn't read the thread."