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MLB All Star Game: Thread IV Anonymous
Uggla for AL MVP!
>> Anonymous
Uggla Ug Uggla Ug
>> Anonymous
MARMOLAID!
>> Anonymous
Marmol is a beast when he's on!
>> Anonymous
TO THE FOURTEENTH!
>> Anonymous
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE QUENTIN
>> Anonymous
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Ugga-ug-ug-ugga!
>> Anonymous
Even the announcers are sick of the music.
>> Anonymous
WE'VE HEARD THIS MUSIC A LOT TONIGHT
(laughs)
>> Anonymous
"We have heard this music a lot tonight."

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
FUCK FUCK FUCK.

AND HOLY SHIT, EVEN THE ANNOUNCERS MENTIONED THE SHITTY MUSIC.
>> Anonymous
Even the commentators know the music is annoying!
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Mazarin
HOLY FUCK

So Marmol, when you going to do that in a real game?
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
/sp/ - Dan Uggla
>> Anonymous
UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!UH WHY IS IT STILL CALLED PRISON BREAK?! WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS?!
>> Anonymous
Now I'm 5 hours away from work...
>> Anonymous
does anyone know what is that music is called?
>> Anonymous
It's 1:00am now in the Bronx...

I feel bad for the New Yorkers that have to go to work tomorrow...
>> Anonymous
FUCK SO CLOSE
>> Anonymous
This is one hell of a game.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YOU DREW.
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
SO CLOSE!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT MY COCK JUST SHRIVELED INSIDE MY BODY
>> Anonymous
Holy crap that was close!
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHA suck it McClouth
>> Anonymous
NOOO! WHYYYYY?
>> Anonymous
GOD DAMN IT
>> Anonymous
>>217295
Yeah, that will suck. I'm sure some are calling in tomorrow.

Also, shit was close.
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
Hey, look at that. The Pittsburgh player went pretty far, but just came up a little short.

Sounds kinda familiar, doesn't it?
>> Anonymous
>>217310
I lol'd.
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
when is Uggla back up?
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>217310
in b4 CB
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, another one....
>> Anonymous
>>217310
THE STEELER SUPERBOWL WHEN BEN DIVES FOR THE END ZONE BUT CAME UP SHORT BUT THE REFS GIVE HIM THE TOUCHDOWN ANYWAYS!
>> Anonymous
Oh for fuck's sake.
>> Anonymous
>>217317
after Tejada IIRC
>> Anonymous
>>217317
After Tejada.
>> Anonymous
Uggla will hit the potential game winning HR, only to drop a ball for a game winning error.
>> Anonymous
They're swinging for the fences now
>> Anonymous
this oriole fag is lettin them get too much wood on the ball
>> Anonymous
I hope uggla gets to bat, hits a walk off, and than errors in the bottom to lose the game
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UGGLAING IN AN EPIC UGGLA
>> Anonymous
WAIT FOR IT!!!!
>> Anonymous
Why the fuck did people leave?

This game is epic.
>> Anonymous
Bottom of the 14th
>> Anonymous
JESUS FUCK
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
HAHAHA JOE BUCK IS AN IDIOT
>> Anonymous
OMG THEY CHANGED THE MUSIC!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>217322

Oh god plz to be scoring in this inning to keep Kazmir from showing his face
>> Anonymous
We need a .gif of Uggla slamming his helmet.
>> Anonymous
Kazmir has maybe two innings to work with
>> Anonymous
I wonder what Sportscenter doing.
>> Anonymous
>>217293
Mlb or fox should just make an mp3 of it
>> Anonymous
>>217331
see>>217295
It would suck if those people lived in Brooklyn or Lower Manhattan because that's a LONG train ride.
>> Anonymous
>>217293
It call never-ending
>> Anonymous
18-U
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>217328
You don't know what a walk off is, do you?
>> Anonymous
Webb on the mound. It's over ALfags
>> Anonymous
>>217343
There New Yorkers, they'll get over it.

Brandon Webb= Hack
>> Anonymous
Top of the fifteenth, Uggla first to bat, makes it on base through divine intervention, then through a baserunning error ends the inning in a triple play.
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
>>217341

Just flipped over. They had someone on the phone (Kurkjian maybe) talking about the Camby trade.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Beautiful pitching
>> Anonymous
THIS TIME IT (pitch) COUNTS
>> Anonymous
Well we can't have 1967 be better than us...

TO THE 15TH!
>> Anonymous
>>217351
>Kurkjian,Camby.

Really now? He knows Basketball now?
>> Anonymous
15th or 16th inning anyone
>> Anonymous
>Kurkjian maybe

HE COVERS BASEBALL

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
Fuck, Sizemore....
>> Anonymous
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>>217346
lol. you just exposed bronco fan.
>> Anonymous
LIKE A SCREWBALL
>> Anonymous
Screwball huh?
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
>>217356
>>217358

Must not have been him, then. I don't remember exactly who it was.
>> Anonymous
>>217350
Uggla doesn't know about double-play, strolls back to 1st, and umps call a tag on Uggla???
>> Anonymous
To the 15th! Uggla is up next!
>> Anonymous
THE MUSIC IS BACK!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
TO THE 15th!!!
>> Anonymous
Longoria... jesus. Just quit trying.
>> Anonymous
If i was @ this game i would an hero
>> Anonymous
nice fucking job, Webb. damn nice.
>> Anonymous
>>217349
Nah, nothing sucks more than living in South Brooklyn and coming from Yankees Stadium. Train service is fucked up beyond tolerable at this hour.
>> Anonymous
UGGLA IS FIRST TO BAT, BRACE FOR EPIC FAIL
>> Anonymous
The game will pause while they wake up more players.
>> Anonymous
uggla is doing this on purpose to let someone win.
>> Anonymous
Those Frutistas are fucking delicious. Godamn I want one.
>> Anonymous
FUCK FUCK FUCK.

What's the record for the most innings in a game?
>> Anonymous
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So sleepy...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>217383
>>All Star Game
Fix'd
>> Anonymous
If I see that DirectTV commercial one more time...
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
>>217373
Is that you, John Rocker?
>> Anonymous
Chinese kids can run.
>> Anonymous
Here comes Uggla!
>> Anonymous
>>217385
I lol'd
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
15 15 15 15 15
>> Anonymous
>>217383
Padres played a 22-inning game earlier in the season.
>> Anonymous
RUN THE FUCK AWAY

Man, childhood was fun for me...
>> Anonymous
CAN THEY STOP WITH THE MUSIC?!!?!??!?!
>> Anonymous
>>217383

Majors, 26.

Professional, 33.
>> Anonymous
Uggla is going to belt one deep

Because that's how baseball is

And it would give something for them to talk about on SportsCenter
>> Anonymous
Let's go Uggla!
>> Anonymous
>>217383
15 now.
>> Anonymous
>>217383

For the post-season I believe it was 17 set back in 2005 between the Braves and the Astros..

Not sure about the reg-season...
>> Anonymous
Nice wiff Uggla!
>> Anonymous
Kazmir!

I swear when my head hits the pillow I'm out like a light...
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
UgglaSWING SWING SWING
>> Anonymous
that fucking blimp is going to run out of gas and crash into the stadium killing thousands of yankee fans

and nothing of value was lost
>> Anonymous
>>217385
We have come full circle.

LOL Uggla
>> Anonymous
>>217372
told ya, Webb is a hack
>> Anonymous
Will somebody please think of the children!?
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
Hat trick!
>> Anonymous
If I was Uggla I would just get the ball and stand there with a blank, vaguely autistic look on my face while somebody scored, just to end it.
>> Anonymous
fucking uggla
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH UGGLA!
>> Anonymous
Nice job Uggla!
>> Anonymous
>>217406
Fuck you, my brother is at that game...
>> Anonymous
>>217406
you mean hundreds.
>> Anonymous
oh Uggla will you ever stop sucking
>> Mazarin
Couldn't even get hit by a pitch.
>> Anonymous
>>217383
The longest All Star game was 15 innings, I think they said. The longest professional game was 33 innings in AAA Ball (Pawtucket Red Sox v Rochester Red Wings, April 18-19 1981)
>> Anonymous
Ow.
>> Anonymous
UGGLA IS A TERRIBLE PLAYER.

REPLACE HIM WITH.. uh.. I think you can replace 1 catcher with a player. Has Brian McCann played yet?
>> Anonymous
>>217255

Uggla should change his name from Dan, to Fucking...
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>217406
I think they'll land the blimp eventually.
>> Anonymous
>>217375
delivered
>> Anonymous
Bud Selig ends the game immediately after 15 inning.
Bud Selig ends the game immediately after 15 inning.
Bud Selig ends the game immediately after 15 inning.
Bud Selig ends the game immediately after 15 inning.
Bud Selig ends the game immediately after 15 inning.
Bud Selig ends the game immediately after 15 inning.
Bud Selig ends the game immediately after 15 inning.
Bud Selig ends the game immediately after 15 inning.
Bud Selig ends the game immediately after 15 inning.
Bud Selig ends the game immediately after 15 inning.
Bud Selig ends the game immediately after 15 inning.
Bud Selig ends the game immediately after 15 inning.
>> Anonymous
>>217385
it should be UGGLA being the crusher saying "hey NL, you want this out" because he's fucking his own team.

now get back to work.
>> Anonymous
anyone here from NY watching the game instead of being a dumbass to go there
>> Anonymous
>>217406

it'll take out the all-stars you like as well, faggot.
>> Anonymous
Uggla has become immortal to us all tonight.
>> Anonymous
>>217431
From Brooklyn here. I live in Brooklyn and I'm jobless. Two good reasons not to go to the game.
>> Anonymous
>>217432
well they aren't all-stars if they can't even win a game... KILL THEM!
>> Anonymous
HAY GUYS I'M THE NL
I'MMA SWING AT EEEEEEEEEEVERY PITCH EVEN THOUGH THE AL HAS NO PITCHERS LEFT
THIS IS WHY I NEVER WHEN THE ALL-STAR GAME
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>217412
The problem with this plan is the "uggla getting the ball" part.
>> Anonymous
anyone besides me want this game keep going?
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
If I see that Uggla one more time...
>> Anonymous
oh fuck here goes Kazmir's elbow
>> Anonymous
Fuck, a walk.
>> Anonymous
Two-out walk, we might have something here...
>> Anonymous
Kazmir walks four straight to lose the game
>> Anonymous
>>217435
You and me both
>> Anonymous
>>217431
Yeah I didn't want to fork over 300 plus for a ticket
>> Anonymous
I would die laughing if Kazmir got hurt because of this game and went on the DL.
>> Anonymous
Interesting stats about the 33 inning game:

Steve Grilli, the losing pitcher for Rochester, was not a member of the Red Wings when the game started on April 18.

Jim Umbarger pitched ten innings of scoreless relief for Rochester.

Rochester's Dave Huppert caught 31 of the 33 innings.

Dallas Williams of the Red Wings went 0-13 at the plate. Williams was credited with two sacrifice bunts, and had, while not an official stat, 15 plate appearances without a hit. Williams' 0-13 stat is also a record in futility in any single professional baseball game.

Russ Laribee of the PawSox went 0-11, striking out eight times, becoming the first player in history to record the double golden sombrero.

Between the two teams, pitchers faced a total of 246 batters (219 AB, 23 BB, 4 HBP).
A total of 1882 pitches were thrown.

Pawtucket's Dave Koza had the most hits of any player in the game: five, including the game-winner.

53 runners were left on base (30 by Rochester and 23 by Pawtucket).

Pawsox Manager Joe Morgan was ejected from the game by Home Plate Umpire Dennis Cregg. In a newspaper interview, Morgan claims that Cregg threw him out of the game "to impress his young nephew [David Cregg] who was in the stands".

The temperature dropped into the 40's causing players in the dugouts to start small fires in metal trash cans using pieces of broken bats to keep warm.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH HERE WE GO!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
bottom of the 15th here we go
>> Anonymous
Bottom of the 15th
>> Anonymous
and we're going to the bottom of the 15th
>> Anonymous
>>217440

No. just fucking end it now. I don't care if the AL wins anymore...
>> Anonymous
YES, UGGLA GETS ANOTHER CHANCE TO RUIN THIS GAME!
>> Anonymous
What should I eat for a snack while I watch?
>> Anonymous
Fuckin end, I wanna go to bed.
>> Anonymous
Come on AL nothing to lose now.
>> Anonymous
>>217460
a potato
>> Anonymous
>The temperature dropped into the 40's causing players in the dugouts to start small fires in metal trash cans using pieces of broken bats to keep warm.

That is awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>217452
>>Jim Umbarger pitched ten innings of scoreless relief for Rochester.
Nice.
>> Anonymous
>>217452

That's pretty cool.
>> Anonymous
Side note: god damn I am enjoying this game. I'd be in bed hours ago if it wasn't so much fun to watch.
>> Anonymous
The only appropriate ending to this game:

AL scores on throwing error by Uggla, hits the catcher in the face and sends him into a coma.
>> Anonymous
Say Hello to the Mrs.
>> Anonymous
>>217460
Don't know about you, but I'm gonna eat some Mini Wheats and some green tea.
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !UgglA01x2s
Hey guys!
>> Anonymous
>>217460
Oh it's not ending anytime soon. Prepare to eat breakfast. I recommend a southwestern omelet
>> Anonymous
This is the last inning.
>> Anonymous
They're playing Cotten Eyed Joe! WHAT!!!!
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
So what, are they just going to play all the WS games on a neutral field or something if it's a tie?
>> Anonymous
Come on Uggla, I know you can pull through for the AL
>> Anonymous
Fuck you 1967, it's all about 2008
>> Anonymous
Are they high? Why'd they take Webb out?
>> Anonymous
>>217473
Epic end for an epic night.
>> Anonymous
>>217479
better that the shit they were playing before
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEA.
>> Anonymous
here we go
>> Anonymous
>>217483
I'm wondering too
>> Anonymous
Alright Morneau
>> Anonymous
hope the manager reminded these guys to hit to uggla
>> Anonymous
i like dan uggla, he drops the ball and doesnt afraid of anything
>> Anonymous
Hey /sp/. Marijuana costs more than you think.

I wonder if Uggla would be playing better if he was high. I suppose he couldn't be playing any worse.
>> Anonymous
with lidge used there are no more pitchers left, and they can call the game.
>> Anonymous
swing-and-a-miss
>> Anonymous
Way to fuck things up Kinsler.
>> Anonymous
>>217480
Prolly gonna go for the highest wins.
>> Anonymous
BUNT MOTHERFUCKER EVERY HEARD OF IT?!
>> Anonymous
>>217460

How about a bag of Uggla's?
>> Anonymous
Nice catch!
>> Anonymous
>>217472
I think /sp/ and alcohol may have something to do with it.
>> Anonymous
OH WHAT THE FUCK
>> Anonymous
oh shi-
>> Anonymous
WEB GEM.
>> Anonymous
If this reaches and remains tied in the 16th inning they will end the game.
>> Anonymous
Ludwig, damn.
>> Anonymous
>>217499
FUCK NO. Bunting rarely goes well. You chance a double play.

Also, fuck.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>217498
Nah, only smart sports leagues do that.

Also: EPIC CATCH
>> Anonymous
Faaack, >:(
>> Anonymous
looks like this game wont be ending
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
From wiki
>In his three at bats, he struck out twice and hit into a double play. He vomitted in the dugout during the 15th inning after striking out again.
>> Anonymous
>>217506
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
Francona: Bunt? That might keep Kazmir from throwing another inning.

That fucking prick is trying to hijack the Rays' season.
>> Anonymous
no more web gems, please?!?!?!
>> Anonymous
i live in st louis and ludwick is pretty much a new god
>> Anonymous
jew leik sugar free redbull
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !UgglA01x2s
Don't worry, here comes Drew to end it.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH SCORING POSITION
>> Anonymous
U-G-L-A
He's gonna catch th-NO WAY
IT'S UGGLA. IT'S UGGLA.
>> Anonymous
Oh man I really want 16 innings.
>> Anonymous
I swear to God...if Drew is the hero.
>> Anonymous
>>217513
;_; Poor guy
>> Anonymous
Selig should order Uggla to buy a hotdog for every fan that stuck around for all 15 innings.
>> Anonymous
JD DREW NEEDS TO FUCKING REP-RE-SENT BITCH
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Only EPIC FAIL can kill the AL now.
>> Anonymous
Is this auto-saging again? I'll post the new thread.
>> Anonymous
Fuck, bitttersweet end will be bittersweet. The Sawksfags won't shut the fuck up if he cliches it.
>> Anonymous
HIT IT TO UGGLA TO WIN THE GAME!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Does anyone know how they decided WS home field advantage before the whole allstar game decision.
>> Anonymous
>>217531
And we know there has been plenty of that tonight. Runners in scoring position? Psh. Fuck that. INFIELD HITS FOR MAXIMUM WIN
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge
>> Anonymous
Uggla for Hall of Shame

Inducted 2008
>> Anonymous
I am torn between wanting this game over (and Kazmir to go home) and not wanting Drew to be the hero.

I'll take my chances
>> Anonymous
whats with the auto-saging?
>> Anonymous
full count
>> Anonymous
>>217538
Team who had the better W-L record got home advantage.
>> Anonymous
base loaded

final destination
>> Anonymous
>>217544
Over the bumping limit.
>> Anonymous
Game will be over NAOW!
>> Anonymous
Fuck yes, just a sac fly and we can all go home.

Provided that canadian fucker can move those legs.
>> Anonymous
ITS FUCKING OVER SWEET JESUS ITS FUCKING OVER!
>> Anonymous
epic
>> Anonymous
IT's OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>> Anonymous
AL WINS AL WINS AL WINS THANK YOU DAN UGGLA YOU ARE THE MVP
>> Anonymous
Thank god its fucking over!!!
>> Anonymous
winrar
>> Anonymous
FUCK YOU MICHAEL YOUNG FUCK YOU AND DIE
>> Anonymous
HE WAS FUCKING OUT
THE GLOVE WAS RIGHT THERE ON THE PLATE
>> Anonymous
If they left Russell Martin in he would have been out at the plate
>> Anonymous
What a game.

Uggla made it happen!
>> Anonymous
Uggla didn't deserve to win
>> Anonymous
TONIGHT ON FOX:

UGGLA GETS THE TAHOE
>> Anonymous
AL still sucks
>> Metsfag No. 23556
they handed it to the AL
>> Anonymous
>>217593

Bawwwwww, Kinsler out at second and another out at home were bullshit calls, AL should have won innings ago.
>> Anonymous
>>217593
Dan Uggla, is that you?
>> Anonymous
Give the Chevy to Uggla !!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>217617

Clearly not. Note the lack of spelling errors.
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>>217593

Yeah, and Navarro was safe like five innings ago.
>> Anonymous
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>>217430

better?
>> Anonymous
>>217642

Thanks, details are slipping my mind since I've been up since 6 and it's now nearing 3.
>> Anonymous
>>HE WAS FUCKING OUT
THE GLOVE WAS RIGHT THERE ON THE PLATE
Watch the play again. Its not a force out, the tag has to be on the runner dumbass. Not to mention the tag was in front of Morneau and didn't touch him till he slid across.
>>AL still sucks
Butt hurt NL fag

As much as I dont care for JD Drew he deserved the MVP.