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ITT, sports that should be in the Olympics.

Quidditch. Or some adaptation of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlKGmhPmh74
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABn5WKnvPYA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKeE1dTibx0
>> Anonymous
NASCAR
>> Anonymous
grenade toss
>> Anonymous
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Oh wait, 3rd world countries would protest because it's not something their malnourished citizens can participate in. Nevermind.
>> Anonymous
>>129648
No I'm pretty sure it would be because they can't afford all the extra padding and body armor that is required.
>> Anonymous
>>129649
Exactly, lol at the poor niggers. Armor is required because PEOPLE FUCKING DIE playing that shit. When was the last time a faggot died from soccer??
>> Anonymous
>>129651
No one dies in American football from taking a hit. People die because they're too fat to run and so their heart 'xplodes. It's the same reason people die sometimes from playing soccer, or any number of sports.
>> Anonymous
I like Harry Potter
>> Anonymous
Quidditch is actually a really shitty sport, even if magic fairy broomsticks actually existed.

Every idiot that runs around, its a complete waste of time before the golden quinch or whatever its called comes out. You catch the quitch you win, then what the fuck are the other douchebags doing?

Can someone explain the rules of this made up sport better than this?
>> Anonymous
>>129654
>Fat

Oh yea, let's see one of your scrawny ass metrosexual faggots try to hold a line. Also, those mother fuckers don't run. If you're going to try to insult the mechanics of a game, learn something about it first.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>129656

Book 4 had a game of Quidditch where the team that caught the Snitch lost the game.

:nerd:
>> Anonymous
>>129662
Sup chubbs.
>> Anonymous
>>129662
Sup tubby.
>> Anonymous
>>129656
The golden snitch gives 150 points to the team that catches it. You can still win if you manage to score enough goals with the quaffle - even if you failed to catch the golden snitch.

See the third video.
England won against Bulgaria despite the fact that Bulgaria catched the snitch.
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>>129648
Then the third world niggers should simply be excluded from the Olympics. Seriously, if you can't feed your citizens you shouldn't be wasting money in expensive athletic teams and sporting delegations.
>> Anonymous
Handball
>> Anonymous
>>129654
No troll, people died in the beginning from sheer brutality. We went from George Clooney 'leatherheads' era / Cech 'helmet guy' helmets to today, because PEOPLE WERE FUCKING DYING. LrnHistory. The presidents almost outlawed the sport entirely 50-100 yrs ago
>> Anonymous
>>129664
>>129665
Sup hungryfags. I'm enjoying my food, how about you--

OH WAIT, LOL, KEEP WAITING FOR THAT RED CROSS AID, IT MIGHT GET THERE SOMEDAY
>> Anonymous
>>129648
Can someone ban this obvious one person who keeps spamming /sp/ with padball crap?
>> Anonymous
>>129699
Sure, as long as they ban the euro faggots and their pranceball shit as well.
>> Anonymous
>>129700
Excellent idea. Leave us ausfags to it.
>> Anonymous
>>129648
see:
>>129724