Listen up, failpen.I'm going to give you at least seven goddamn innings of three hit baseball. I'm going to give you this game on a silver platter. If you fuck this up for me, I will fucking kill you and your families.
Hey Johan, you want this 25 win season?
sure, he'll have it
Bases loaded, nobody out, Santana at the plate.I'll go crazy with lol if Santna hits a grand slam.
mets 3 - 2 cubsshittsburg 3 - 2 millfailkeeshitlanta 3 - 2 faillies
>>357271no i didn't add fail or shit to mets and cubs because it would've been redundant
JOSE REYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3 RUN TRIPLE DOWN THE RIGHT FIELD LINE
OLEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OLEOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
There is NO fucking way they can lose this....right?
Well at least we know the mets can beat the cubs backups
>>357276There are no guarantees in life, son.
>>357277Doesn't matter.
>>357277cubs got their full squad out there tonight with the exception of Ramirez
were they really just talking for 5 minutes about mister softee?
>>357292& Jim Edmonds, but yes I agree this is basically A team Cubs tonight.
SANTANA COMING BACK OUT, JERRY THANK YOU. THANK YOU!
Looks like Santana's running out of steam. Failpen tiem!
So how much damage could they do with three outs?
>>357337Final Score: 35-6 Cubs
>>357337Catastrophic
OH GOD, HERE THEY COME!
And so it begins... Now pitching, Pedro Feliciano.
OH SHI-
>>357364One out, foul out to Wright.
>>357368one out, one on
FAILPEN IN FULL FORCE!
NO LEAD IS SAFE
Just when you think you can sit back and relax...
brb blowing the game
one out TWO on, pitching change!!
this is my watching the mets face
ATL 3 PHI 2 FINALLOL
Philly loses, fuck yeah!
YAY!
this is me watching the Mets
Mets fans make me laugh.
oh god we won, my heart cant take much more of this
>>357406I hear ya, Mogwai
>>357406
I'm spent.
MODS! I VOTE THIS THREAD! FUCKEN! SAVED
>>357277No Ramirez, Edmonds or Soto.
i love the jerry manuel postgame pressers, this guys is awesome
This thread is a perfect microcosm of the Mets fan experience this season. Right to a T.
>>357302lol you noticed that too lol, pennant race people, leave the ice cream eating children alone
125 pitches lmaogood luck in the playoffs