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Anonymous
The Angels have the curse of the Rally Monkey.
>> Anonymous
one post in and this thread is already incredibly gay
>> Anonymous
hopefully he brings on the flood also
>> 12StalKSofCoRn !!gS8V+aRN3ES
haven't won in SIX WHOLE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>388115

Yankees feel cursed
>> GOOBERJOOVIES !h1I8KzYeUU
Fuck you Rally Monkey.

FUCK YOU.
>> Anonymous
>>388079

It's a really, really stupid gimmick to begin with. And I hope it becomes a curse. I don't ever want to see that fucking monkey again, unless it shits in its hands begins throwing the shit at any Angels fan waving around stuffed Rally Monkeys. And if that happened, hopefully the Angels actually would rally, so each subsequent time they found themselves down two runs at home late in a game, the citizens of Los Angeles would do what must be the most appropriate action, given their behavior as a group: they would begin shitting in their hands and throwing it at one another. Then, even if they lost, we'd all get a good laugh out of it.
>> Anonymous
>>388122
they are cursed with having old shitty overpaid players.
>> Anonymous
The Thundersticks are a bigger abomination to mankind.
>> Anonymous
>>388161
i've always said i wouldn't even want a monkey unless it was the shit-throwing kind
>> Anonymous
This Rally Monkey tastes more like chicken
>> Anonymous
This Howie Kendrick tastes like Errors and Strikeouts
>> Anonymous
>>388161

They're not from Los Angeles though.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bga4vLTOJ4U

The rally monkey is an immutable failure.
>> Anonymous
I need to go spank my rally monkey.