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We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE EUROPEAN PEOPLE SO ANGRY AT AMERICANS?
and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!
Let's see why:
1)Biggest gay porno industry 2)We have a measuring system that's based on human proportions and whole numbers, not an arbitarily-defined "OH NO, IT'S 38.5C TODAY" metric system. 3)We have the bigger military. not to mention taht we are pissd of by a bunch of kids with ak-47 in iraq. We also get guns, while you fags don't even know which end of the magazine goes in the gun. we also have AZns who shoot people for lulz 4)We can do whatever we want without a mandate from the faggy UN. 5)We have a health care system defined by a FREE MARKET, not a nanny government that taxes you guys out the ass. 6)We got rhythm. We can dance, rap, sing, make music, you name it. 7)We aren't being invaded by Arabs 8)We're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 200 years ago, but nowadays being European sucks while being American is cool as hell 9)We got ONE language, the correct version of the English language. European people have to learn OUR LANGUAGE in school. We don't have to translate every official document into 50 different moonspeak versions 10)If you don't die a virgin, and happen to get a daughter... chances are she'll be sucking and swallowing American dicks :)
I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now
Enjoy being European, suckers :)
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