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Anonymous File :-(, x)
Hey baseball fans,
My name is Billy The Marlin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are land loving, scaleless, no-gills who spend every second of their day rooting for teams with payrolls over $20million. You are everything bad about baseball fans. Honestly, have any of you ever been to Dolphin Stadium? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Dan Uggla because of your own insecurities, but your teams payroll is in a whole other level then ours. This is even worse than when we sold off our 1997 World Series team.
Don't be a stranger. Just try wearing this outfit when its 90 degrees outside. My costume is pretty much perfect. I've been on ESPN Over 9000 times, and I might be inducted into the mascot Hall of Fame. What sports do you dress up for, other than "Furry night at Shea Stadium"? The Marlins have won 2 Championships, and I have a bling bling ring on my fin (Its so icy; Shit was SO expensive). You are all terrible fans who should tell your team's owner to lower their payroll. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my ring.
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