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Anonymous
I can has no hitter plox.
>> Anonymous
Take that, cancer!
>> Anonymous
Fuck yes, cancer man!
>> Anonymous
you are gonna jinx it
>> Anonymous
Lester is the cancer killing the Cardinals.
>> Anonymous
>>106689
I think ESPN is doing that worse than anyone else.

Seriously, check the front page.
>> Anonymous
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How I threw bashebull?
>> Anonymous
5 outs away.
>> Anonymous
i can has elbo problemz ploz?
>> Anonymous
I can has hit now?
>> Anonymous
4. Back to back strike-outs. He's not getting tired any time soon.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Can't wait til we face these guys in the World Series.
>> Anonymous
0-2. Can he really go back-to-back-to-back DURING a no hitter?
>> Anonymous
8th over. It all comes down to the next inning.
>> Anonymous
Bracing for 18-1.
>> Anonymous
Royals will score 8 runs in 9th but Lester has no hitter. All 8 runs walked in.
>> Anonymous
>>106739
Let's not forget the "hit by pitch".
>> Anonymous
YOU GUISE THIS ISNT EVEN A TRUE NO HITTER. QUIT GETTING SO EXCITED
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>106744

Funny, I see a zero in the hits column for Kansas City. Maybe I need to go back and read the MLB rulebook, but I believe zero hits in a game qualifies for a no-hitter.
>> Anonymous
>>106742

also error by manny ramirez. he will take time to climb green monster to give high fives to bandwagon fans before making throw that will hit Lester in the head.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>106744
>>106747

Shit, I got trolled. Brb, self-inflicted gunshot wound.
>> Anonymous
>>106744

Yes it is. Fielder's choice isn't a hit. If you mean a perfect game, keep dreaming, those are almost impossible.
>> Anonymous
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>>106750

shitfuck i threw one when i was 40.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>106750

And who was the last pitcher to do it? :3
>> Anonymous
Here we go. Ninth inning. Royals will get come from behind win but Lester gets his no hitter.
>> Anonymous
WALK
>> Anonymous
a true no-hitter is only when no one on the entire team ever touches the ball with their bat. no fly outs, no ground outs, no foul balls. just 27 strike outs.

i thought you'd know this already, /sp/
>> Anonymous
>>106759
terrible troll is terrible
>> Anonymous
>>106753

also killed a bird with his fastball
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>106761

It only adds to his legend.
>> Anonymous
1 away
>> Anonymous
Oh man, all I thought there was "Buckner, Buckner, Buckner..."
>> Anonymous
calling a strikeout to end the game
>> Anonymous
hope he gets the no hitter, good for him, but FUCK YOU espn for not letting me finish watching the cubs!
>> Anonymous
1 STRIKE!
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
HE DID IT
>> Anonymous
NO HITTER, TAKE THAT CANCER
>> Anonymous
Holy shit.
>> Anonymous
LLOOOOOOL
>> Anonymous
Un-fucking-believable
>> Anonymous
Now out of respect. Papelbon will sacrifice an animal on the pitcher's mound
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Lol, about seven or eight "un-fuckin-believable"s just got through.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>106767

If I remember correctly, ESPN shut down everything on every network they had running when Unit was on the verge of that perfect game so they could pick up on the local feed.
>> Anonymous
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WHY U DO DIS?
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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Leave cancer AND the Royals to me.
>> Anonymous
>>106785

you need to beat cancer to get a no-no.
>> Anonymous
>>106790
John Lester is the cancer that is killing...
>> Anonymous
>>106799
Jon Lester is the man who is killing cancer
>> Anonymous
Lester is the chemo curing /sp/
>> Anonymous
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Hi, my name is Cancer...
>> Anonymous
No hitter is Lester's first career complete game.
>> Anonymous
anyone else see the ESPN nba crew behind john henry? they were pumped about this.
>> 4Chan /sp/'s God
>>106806
God here;

Yes, he is curing /sp/; He needs to win a fucking medal for that

Signed,
God
>> Anonymous
how long was this?
>> Anonymous
i baw when he threw it and i am even a soxfag.
>> Anonymous
Who CAN'T no-hit the Royals?
>> Anonymous
>>106857
Apparently everyone they've faced so far this year before Lester.
>> Anonymous
>>106857
only people to no-hit the royals: Nolan Ryan and Jon Lester
>> Anonymous
>>106857

ooh, ooh, i know this one. everyone else who has pitched to them this season.
>> Anonymous
>>106857
Last one was Nolan Ryan
>> Anonymous
Buccholz and Lester

MLB's last two no-hitters
>> Anonymous
>>106859
>>106865
>>106866
>>106886
GTFO non-hyperbole fags.
>> Anonymous
>>106892
maybe if the post they were responding to wasn't full of so much fail.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>106891

Nomo/Lowe/Buchholz/Lester are 4 of the AL's last 6.
>> Anonymous
>>107056
I almost forgot about No No for Nomo
>> Anonymous
REDSOX RULEZ!
>> Anonymous
>>107161
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>107056

You forgot Verlander.
>> Anonymous
>>107311
i think he's pointing out that 4 of the last 6 were red sox or some shit.

THE LAST TWO PERFECT GAMES WERE YANKS.

YANKS SAWK YANKS SAWKS YANKS SAWKS YANKS SAWKS
>> Anonymous
aint no Randy Johnson.