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ITT /sp/arta-related April Fool's "facts" you can tell people, and they'd totally believe.

Derek Jeter injured himself last night, he's out for the season.
>> Anonymous
51k get
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>>51001
Well, shit.

/sp/ ain't got nuthin' on /dj/
>> Anonymous
AINT NO STOPPIN ME
AINT NO STOPPIN /sp/
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
If they're Indians fans tell them that a fan got a heart attack and died watching Joe Borowski pitching yesterday.
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Benji Marshal dislocated his shoulder agai- oh wait.
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HEY THIS LOOKS FUN

OH SHI-BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Peter Forsburg injured his groin area during the game last night.

Actually, that may very well be true.
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Sidney Crosby injured his ankle again in last nights game against the Rangers
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Kevin Garnett killed a man.
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Ted Washington ate a man.
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>>51060
This one is true.
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Sheryl Swoopes is a man.
>> Anonymous
>Candace Parker is a man

fix'd
>> Anonymous
Los Angeles Kings are 1st in Western division
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>>51117
Old man #1: first in what?

Old man #2: sucking.

Both old men : Hur hur hur hur
>> Anonymous
The Oakland Raiders are moving to...

...then, fill in the city most appropriate to the trolling situation -- suggestions include Los Angeles (or any related suburb), Sacramento, Hartford (adding they are going there just to fuck with the Patriots), San Antonio...hell, it's batshit crazy Al Davis, so almost any city will do!
>> Anonymous
>>51124
Alberquerque Raiders?
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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>>51119

You did NOT just call Statler and Waldorf "Old Man 1 and 2".
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Pacman Jones shot someone.
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>>51128
I would believe that on any given day.
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>>51140

lol thank you for that
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The Sox signed Jose Lima out of retirement to fill in for an injured Josh Beckett.