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Anonymous
Penguins lose another.

Hossa, Malone and now Orpik.
>> Anonymous
Crash and Burn Pens, Crash and Burn.
>> Anonymous
CB where are you?
>> Anonymous
This is what happens when you make it to the finals and don't win.

Of course, they'll get back to the finals in a few years and actually win just like Carolina, Anaheim and New Jersey. But until then... eat it, Pittsburgh fans.
>> Anonymous
This is like watching the Marlins dismantle their team after winning the world series, except the penguins suck.
>> Anonymous
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>>193576
I have CB.
>> Anonymous
>>193581
This is what happens when you have the biggest clusterfuck of UFAs in the NHL, actually.

I really hope that the Penguins enjoy playing with 3-4 star players and 20-odd AHLers filling the gaps. They're about to become the Calgary Flames of the East.
>> Anonymous
>>193729

The cruelest thing a team can do to it's fanbase is go to the Finals and lose, and that's why every year the Flames are Cup contenders. And subsequently, they piss off their fans by bowing out in spectacular fashion in the first round, no matter what seed they are. It's great, really.
>> Anonymous
>>193737
I did a little research, beyond their 1989 and 2004 runs Calgary has never been able to get out of the first round. Which I'm happy about actually, I'm in Calgary on-and-off throughout the year and the Red Mile antics in 04 were fucking retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>193739

Indeed, their first round exits have been nothing short of fantastic in the eyes of this Oilerfag living in Calgary. Every year the city gets pumped up about the playoffs and every year they get let down. Makes me wonder where all those carflags go.
>> Anonymous
>>193742
Wearing my Wings gear on 17th Ave has never felt so satisfying. Well, actually I lie - it was most satisfying doing it the day after the Wings knocked them out in 07. I could practically feel the daggers being stared into my back.

I was actually born in Edmonton during the dynasty years, it's a small city as you know so my parents would (supposedly) always spot Gretzky or Messier in line at the bank or the supermarket or whatever. They'd also bring the Cup to the hospital my mom used to work at to show the kids. I have signatures from a bunch of them too.
>> Anonymous
>>193746

Well ain't someone lucky. I was born in this championless city we call Cowtown. And while revelling in Calgary's repeated failures (in hockey and in other sports) is fun, I'd love to bask in Edmonton's glory just once. '06 was a killer ride that I wish I was a part of instead of being cooped up here.
>> Anonymous
>>193749
I hated the Oilers SO much that year for tarnishing Yzerman's exit but goddammit I wanted them to win so badly after that round. It would have been fucking insane had an 8th seed team won the Cup, and it would have been way more preferable than having SJ, Anaheim, or, ugh, Carolina winning it.
>> Anonymous
>>193755

Carolina winning the Cup made me sad, but what made me even sadder was their pathetic defense of the Cup. It made us look even worse by comparison.
>> Anonymous
>>193756
They got the Cup by riding on team-cripping injuries to every team they played against.
>> Anonymous
>>193757

I hear that, if Roloson hadn't gone down we would've won it. What a bunch of lucky fucks. Then that dirtbag Pronger deserted us and the team wasn't the same.
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Finally a hockey thread. I guess I can post all my pics again. w00t.
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>>193763

The Red Wings did the Western Conference proud. Always the superior Conference despite some lower seeds representing us.
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Anyone remeber this? We start with a blank face of Crosby and draw him a real play-off beard.
>> Anonymous
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You're fucking dead Crosby!
>> Anonymous
>>193768
I lolled hard when people were saying that Pittsburgh had a better defense than the Wings because they racked up good stats against complete pushovers in earlier rounds.
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
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>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
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antipenguins thread u say?
>> Anonymous
>>193768Always the superior Conference

I figured you would have shut the fuck up after we demonstrated how erroneous that statement was.
>> Anonymous
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>>193785

i lawl'd then i came
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>>193810
>> Anonymous
>>193826
I've played hockey since I was in 5th grade (college fag now) and Datsyuk, Zetterberg, and Lidstrom SCARE me with how awesome they are on the ice.
>> Anonymous
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>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>193462

>http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/2008/06/26/new_cap_nhl/

The salary cap has gone up tremendously and not a single one of those players have signed anywhere else yet.

Troll elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
>>193873
Of course they haven't signed anywhere yet, free agency hasn't opened up yet. The Penguins have already given these players offers, those players have already refused them.
>> Anonymous
>>193873
>Troll elsewhere.

OH THE IRONY
>> Anonymous
>>193873
That's because they're not allowed to until July 1 you fucking idiot.
>> RAY ALLEN !!+K0Mvqp/bEq
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>>193873
Keep clinging to that hope, CB.

Leave Hossa to me.
>> Anonymous
>>193873
>>193913
you two tripfags should meat up IRL for love connection
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>193909

>those players have already refused them.

It's called negotiation retard.
>> Anonymous
Hey CB...

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>> Anonymous
>>194062
Watch as teams all over the league NEGOTIATE better deals than the Pens can offer.
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
I hope the Penguins win the Stanley Cup next year. That way CB can mock you all relentlessly.
>> Anonymous
>>194106
Teams with 3 star players and 17 AHLers can't win the Stanley Cup.
>> BravesFag62 !!gNy6YVXV64J
>>194106
why? we weren't making fun of the team next year, we were making fun of the team this year.

this year, the team excelled in a horrible division, steamrolled their way to the finals, much like the Wings did, outside of the Nashville series, and promptly lost it to the better team...

on an ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL
>> Anonymous
>>194133
How can you call the Atlantic a horrible division? Okay, the Islanders were shit, but the other four teams all made the playoffs and were seeded sixth or higher.
>> Anonymous
>>194133
> horrible division

uhhh, half of the teams in the East playoffs were from the Atlantic, I wouldn't call that a horrible division.
>> Anonymous
>>194133

The Atlantic isn't shit, but the Eastern Conference is.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>194133

>the team excelled in a horrible division

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You are a fucking moron.
>> Anonymous
The only division in the NHL that can be classified as shit is the Southeast division. Enough said.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
I give free blowjobs who wants one?
>> Anonymous
>>193780
Unfortunately he did not mention Orpik on that, so I can't cross it out. Still though, this is icing on the cake. Especially as a Flyersfag
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>194358
I notice you didn't mention ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>194358
I notice you didn't mention ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>194578
>>194579

wtf
>> UZ !IGEMrmvKLI
>>194358
I notice you didn't mention ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL
>> UZ !/K/XBmv3zI
>>194589
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>> UZ !VF3PxiUEhM
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>> UZ
>>194589
I notice you didn't mention ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL
>> UZ !qrXeNtzlnw
>>194358
I notice you didn't mention ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL ASS GOAL
>> ZU !IYrgECAYKc
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>>194358
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
...What the hell did I miss last night.
>> Anonymous
>>194062

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Enjoy missing the playoffs.