Goddamnit, I'm tired of all of this fucking talk about Matt Stairs. I'm the muthafucking man. I made it popular to talk about going DEEEEEEEEEP. I can throw that fucking ball so hard and fast that the Pentagon uses me for their missile defense! I fuck bitches, slam back shots of Everclear and still hit a receiver in the gap like I hit your moms last week.Fuck you Matt Stairs, all you can do is hit some puny little baseball. I take it DEEEEEEEEEEP. Let's see you top this.
Matt stairs takes a baseball deeper.