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Anonymous
just looking at the schedule here

are those some undefeated totons i play against next week?

you want undefeated season?
you want your mom to also be your wife?

tennessee is pig
titans are fake team

fuck you
>> Anonymous
Rax will go deep on the field throwing for 10 TDs then go deep off the field by nailing each member of the Titans wife/girlfriend, mom, cousins and aunts?
>> Anonymous
>>451338
Don't do it Rax! Stay away from the game before it ends you!
>> Anonymous
Rax will throw a pass so deep and hard it reaches escape velocity, hits the moon, and knocks it into Mars. He will celebrate by destroying the womb of every woman in Nashville with his armcock.
>> Anonymous
>>451385
yeah, but the game is in chicago?
>> Anonymous
>>451387

I don't think it matters... I've heard stories of women in China exploding at seeing a pic or video of Rax.
>> Anonymous
>>451385
Fuck I lol'd. Thank you /sp/ for keeping Rax funny even after all this time.
>> Anonymous
Rax once divided by zero in grade school. He immediately picked up a football, WENT DEEP into the black hole of infinite mass, and all was well again.
>> Anonymous
rax should just quit football and cure global warming by going deep
>> Anonymous
>>451429
rax was just home browing /sp/ one night, still drunk from his sunday victory after that faggot orton accidentally his high ankle, and saw this thread.

he grabbed the nearest hooker and went deep, reely deep, and spun the earth back to when there was no more global warming. then he fucked and killed the rest of the hookers and finished the coke
>> Anonymous
Rax will go deep for 100 yards to Devin Hester who will run for it so fast that he will actually catch the ball. However Rax actually threw the back 100 yards BACKWARDS from the goal line resulting in a safety.
Rax will then throw the ball straight to Hester, killing him and blowing up half of soldier field.

In the end, Kyle Orton Wins.
>> Anonymous
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>>451438
>> Anonymous
After going deep to himself for the game winning TD, his subsequent spike of the football will sprain Kyle Ortons other ankle, thereby ensuring Super Bowl victory.
>> Anonymous
>>451477
rax has already brainwashed the few hookers he didn't kill to make sure kyle orton does not come back this season
>> Anonymous
>>451479
idk man, after they find out that Orton can't UNLEASH THE DRAGON, theyre going to know something is up.

anyone have the over/under on "Rax TD's/Dead prostitutes in the Chicago area"? Im about to call my bookie.
>> Anonymous
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consolidating posts with credit to retard that couldn't found thread
>> Anonymous
hey rax, some other thread is trying to post like they know you!
>> Anonymous
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>>451516
wat?

they don't know me!

i'm drunking fuck!

i'll kill all you afggots

don't make me throw this hooker in your general direction!
>> Anonymous
im rooting for the titans

for the lulz
>> Anonymous
Rax is going to throw a bomb so deep, that he won't be unleashing a dragon....

BUT A MOTHERFUCKING HYDRA!!!!
>> Tennessee's lone /sp/ representative
This just in: Cortland Finnegan's fantasy projection is 10 receptions.
>> Anonymous
4chan sucks almost as bad as kyle orton

had a nice paragraph for this thread, but it didn't get posted because this site is as much of a faggot as most of you faggots reading this

td;dr, rax will kill you all
>> Anonymous
>>451549
...And Nick Harper will catch it.
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I don't know, I think the world will be prepared to explode if the Titans first loss is to a Rax led Boars team.
>> Anonymous
>I don't know, I think the world will be prepared to explode if the Titans first loss is to a Rax led Boars team

bet on it, them niggas belong in a sorority ain't that a bitch