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Offiicial Non-CB oriented Wings vs. Pens Thread Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 102+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
/r/ Sticky from the mods. It's the first of the last four games of hockey.

Red Wings vs. Penguins, Game 1.
>> Anonymous
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Go Wings
>> Anonymous
and if mods could b& CB, if only for this thread alone, that would be super.
>> Sage Sage
Sage for another self-important namefaggot
>> Anonymous
>>114971
truth, but he is the lesser of two evils
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 102+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>114964
Oh lawd what is this
>> Anonymous
Wings will CRUSH CB. I want to see his baw face.
>> Anonymous
There are no mods on this board, y'know...
>> Anonymous
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exclusive pic of Anonymous of South Jersey

pre-playoff beard.
>> Anonymous
>>114988
there are, i've seen threads disappear after cb says "reported" in his reply

cb thinks he is the mod here
>> Anonymous
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>>114994
It's a trap!
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>114996
Ha, I wish there were mods here.
>> Anonymous
>>114988
all the soccer threads got stickied, I dont think this is all that bad of an idea. even if the mods make one themselves or even sticky CB's, it'll atleast keep from the faggotry of thread wars.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115015
I don't know what the mod policy is concerning final "series", not single games.
>> Anonymous
Bump of justice
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115041
Pierce the heavens!
>> Anonymous
now if the wings can contain malkin and make cindy butthurt the series will be a lockdown

the flyers proved that as long as you distract the pens, it is an easy victory
>> Anonymous
>>115053
"Contain"? All the Wings can do is attack. Their defense is like a fucking sieve.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115057
I haven't watched the Wings this year at all... because the Flyers decided to do nothing but play divisionally.
>> Anonymous
>>115061
blame bettman.
>> Anonymous
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hurr durr whats goin on in hurr guise
>> Anonymous
>>115057

What? The wings have the one of the best defenses of the nhl. Lidstrom is arguably the best defenseman since Bobby Orr, and the wings allow something like 20 shots on net in an entire game.

The Wings have one of the best defenses in the country, and they don't even trap.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115073
Really? Man, I really can't wait to watch them.

This pisses me off. My team could've won/lost against such a good team, and I never got a chance to watch.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
THIS THREAD OF MINE BURNS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!
>> Anonymous
Key is shooting on net for Pens.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115083
Using Flyers technique of net barrage?
>> Anonymous
>>115084
Not solely a flyers technique, lol.
>> Anonymous
>>115084

No, by not using the technique of only showing up to play in two games.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115087
That works! Ha!
>> Sage Sage
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sage for namefag
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115100
You are not required to capitalize sage.

One extra key to press before you sage... is rather bothersome.
>> Anonymous
sage for sticky. Maybe if it was a game 7 or something
>> Anonymous
Any online streams? I don't fucking have Versus
>> Anonymous
>>115104
thank you aop, i like to save time
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115117
No problem. Remember, when sageing tripfags or namefags, that it is important to keep your phrases short and rage-worthy, to troll effectively.

For example, the old trick of merely quoting my post and then sageing doesn't work very well anymore.
>> Anonymous
Stay out of /a/ and in here you piece of shit.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
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>>115124
uh....
>> Anonymous
>>115115
myp2p.eu

be sure to read notes in their forum on how to externalize sopcast into vlc player so you can bypass nhl legal bullshit
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
Let's go Wings!
>> Anonymous
KAY LET'S GET GOING.

CBC starts out with showing Cindy (as always), then Malkin winks, and then promptly goes to the Old Men room with no commentary.

I'm ready for super-bias.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115150
I think the commentators will swing with the winning team, but if the Pens start winning, you'll see some homosexual tension rise between the announcers and the Pens.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
"Gonchar should've been a nomination for the Norris trophy."

Uh huh.
>> Anonymous
Don Cherry swears fealty to the Detroit Red Wings, and Gary Bettman.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
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>>115162
PARADOX
>> Anonymous
Oh god this CBC feed is a piece of heaven.
Why the fuck can't Vs. just show the CBC feed and save themselves some trouble?
>> Anonymous
WHATS THIS EMO BULLSHIT!
>> Anonymous
>>115165
Wait until the commentating starts, you'll see the fags from CBC and their lack of adjectives for what they really are
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
I remember the time I saw E-insurance hentai.

Best example of Rule 34 ever.

Anyway, hurry up back to the game, CBC.
>> Anonymous
What the fuck is this shit.

Leimeux and Yzerman should get their teams fired up. DUKE IT OUT, GO FOR THE EYES, STEVIE, GO FOR THE EYES!
>> Anonymous
Bets on who paid the refs, go!
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115174
How much do NHL referees get paid yearly?
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH DRILL CINDY BITCHES LETS GO

I came.
>> Anonymous
just betted 100 dollar on detroit
>> Anonymous
If the pens win the cup, Crosby will be the first player to hoist the cup while sporting a dirty sanchez.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
I hope Snider is watching this. THIS is speed.
>> Anonymous
The tension is so great. I love this kind of hockey.

Unfortunately, Detroit isn't dominating and I would seriously pluck out my eyes if the Penguins won.
>> Anonymous
SAVE IT FUUUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous
HELLS YEAH BITCHES HELLS YEAH.

POWERPLAY LET'S GO GOD DAMMIT

Yeah, I just had my third orgasm.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
MWAHAHAHAHAHA

INTERFERENCE
>> Anonymous
Lol, it's official, refs are being paid by Pittstain.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
Whoops, cross-call.

Keep your sticks down.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
Stop missing the net, Wings. You're looking like the Flyers, there.
>> Anonymous
DELICIOUS ONE TIMER
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
HAHAHA

DENIED
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
C'mon, shorthanded goal!
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
PK power!
>> Anonymous
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAL
>> Anonymous
no goal :(
>> Anonymous
to bad anon from phlly is as fucking annoying as CB otherwise this thread would have been good.
>> Anonymous
YASSSS
>> Anonymous
Waved off, what'd I tell you all!!!!!! Penguins will get a lot of calls.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
Ah. Whoops.
>> Anonymous
Holy fucking bullshit
>> Anonymous
You've got to be shitting me.
>> Anonymous
WOW

FUCKING BULLSHIT
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
That was the lamest call in the history of lame. Goalie Int. my ass.
>> Anonymous
Looks like Bettman told the refs to fuck the Wings over.
>> Anonymous
FUCKING REFS! XL ALL OVER AGAIN!
>> Anonymous
good penalty
>> Anonymous
Series is fixed.
>> Anonymous
Where are all the "FLEURY IZ DA GEATEZT OF ALL TIMEZ!11one!!" fags now?
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
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>>115244
>>115244
>>115244
>>115244

Can't have the Penguins LOSE or the NHL will DIEEEEE
>> Anonymous
Holy motherfucking shit.

I've fucking had it with the fucking refs. They could make it a little fucking less obvious that Bettman tipped them off before the game.

This is fucking Game 4 in Dallas all fucking over again.

Fuck I hate the NHL these days.
>> Anonymous
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FUCKING REFS LOVE THE HABS
>> Anonymous
>>115246
Fluery is the greatest of all time. interference does not make you any less of a goalie
>> Anonymous
he interfered with the goalie you idiots
>> Anonymous
>>115255
The goalie was outside of the crease
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115255
Yes, CB.
>> Anonymous
How many PPs do the Pens fucking need handed to them by the refs to score?
>> Anonymous
Refs make call against pens
"refs are on their game today those are some pretty good calls"

refs make call that benefits pens
"BAAAAAAWWWWW THE SERIES IS RIGGED BETTAMAN IS FOR THE PENGUINS EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE BAAAAAWWWWWW"
>> Anonymous
>>115259

actually I'm an unbiased fan from out west
>> Anonymous
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The rage I'm feeling right now can not be described in words.

If Game 2 is like this, I will stop watching the Finals altogether.
>> Anonymous
More proof pro sports are more fixed than the WWF, NBA refs in the mafia, Superbowl XL, Bettman/pens, juiced balls in MLB, payed off refs in soccer/football.
>> Anonymous
refs are on their game today those are some pretty good calls
>> Anonymous
OH GOD GUYS WHERE IS MY TINFOIL HAT I WANT TO JOIN IN ON THE DISCUSSION
>> Anonymous
Bettman is Jewish...
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
And that's the first period. Pretty even.
>> Anonymous
>>115272
seriously if the pens loose would you still say it's fixed?
>> Anonymous
Actually, I'm a Leafs fan.

...Lol.

We traded Pittstain Stand Still Gill in hopes it would help them lose the Cup. Only the Wings can prove me right now.
>> Anonymous
Stop your complaining. The Penguins HAVE to win the cup in order to save the NHL. It's for the greater good.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
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>>115284
>Stand Still Gill
>> Anonymous
>>115284
lol i remember when the bruins let gill go and the leafs signed him, some cocky leafs fans said we were wrong about the nickname stand still gill.

now its the pens fans saying we're wrong...
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
EVERY GAME NEEDS A HERO

CROSBY NOT RELATED
>> Anonymous
>>115287
You laugh, but even standing still, he managed to shut down the Flyers.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115292
If Hal Gill is called "Stand Still" then Knuble must be "Statue."
>> Anonymous
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>>115286
>Stop your complaining. The Penguins HAVE to win the cup in order to save the NHL. It's for the greater good.
>Penguins HAVE to win the cup in order to save the NHL. It's for the greater good.
>win the cup in order to save the NHL. It's for the greater good.
>It's for the greater good.
>the greater good.
>the greater good.

TO THE STATION
>> Anonymous
>>115283

This can be the only game thats fixed or "biased" in the series and it still will be fixed. Most money is made on individual games.
>> Anonymous
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>>115205
That's low
That's really, really low ;_____;
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115312
WATCH OUT SNAKE! THEY'RE IN THE ELEVATOR WITH YOU!

*zoomed up Otacon face*
>> Anonymous
twenty bucks the sager is CB because he knows his Pens are going to fail hard
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115317
He's that poster at
>>115292

Rather obvious.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
FUCK YOU CROSSBAR FUCK YOU!
>> Anonymous
THE CROSSBAR, WITHOUT REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE
>> Anonymous
How pathetic are the penguins. The refs are trying so hard to give them the game and they still can't win.
>> Anonymous
I dunno, seems as if the refs are pretty RED WING biased to me...
>> Anonymous
Hey crossbar. How much are YOU getting paid?
>> Anonymous
Anyone else noticing the CBC is being biased?
>> Anonymous
>>115321
what an amazing pussy, he constantly brags and namefags, now that the cup final starts he talks shit as anon

And you know if the Penguins score, he will suddenly show up like he wasn't here the whole time reading every single post.
>> Anonymous
>>115326
Why aren't you signing your posts any more, CB?
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115330
He's reading every post. He quoted one of you fellows in his "thread."

Anyway, back to the game.
>> Anonymous
If the Pens manage to win this game it will be a miracle.

The Wings are sustaining pressure in the zone, the Pens are struggling to get shitty shots.

It's scoreless and it already looks like a rout.
>> Anonymous
>>115346
>It's scoreless and it already looks like a rout.
...wow. Hardly.
>> Anonymous
>>115347
nice try CB
>> Anonymous
>>115349
Because I'm totally CB.
>> Anonymous
>>115352
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Capitalist Bastard
>>115354
See, now I'm even totally admitting it.
>> Pens 4 Wings 0
>>115332
Do you mean the thread that you are constantly in, trying to lure people here to your little "My team failed so I'm going to rage against the team that beat the shit out of them" failfest here?

Funny, you've been in his thread all night, and you've yet to form a decent argument or post that hasn't made you look like a bitter faggot.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
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>>115359
>> Anonymous
lol cb
>> Anonymous
What difference does it make? Whether or not capitalistbastard is posting here or not you know he'll slink away like a pussy when the Pens lose.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, Sammy scores!
>> Anonymous
wrap around.... HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115364
Yep.
>> Anonymous
damn andre almost had that, angle of the skate can't win a final, wingsfags.
>> Anonymous
cmon red wings, DO IT FOR THE REST OF THE ORIGINAL 6.
>> Anonymous
>>115372andre almost had that

No. Just no.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115375
FOR GLORY AND HONOR!
>> Anonymous
>>115376
he got a skate on it, after slipping, i'd call that an almost.
>> Anonymous
Listening to the commentary on Versus: why the fuck is there always an excuse when something negative happens to Pittsburgh? It's always "they didn't want to play" or "they had tired players". Why is it never: "the other team was just playing better"?
>> Anonymous
>>115375
lol according to CB bettman is ready to move original 6 teams so here ya go.
>> Anonymous
>>115384

He got a skate on it because Samuelsson didn't finish the wrap-around like normal. Fleury was plain-out beat.
>> Anonymous
>>115387
Because they got the goal due to a bad line change because the pens players were so tired.
>> Anonymous
Am I the only one here that likes the Pens?
>> Anonymous
>>115387
Because the other team is never playing better than the Pens.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115394
I wouldn't have lol'd so hard if it wasn't so true.
>> Anonymous
>>115394

So your coach sucks donkey dick?
>> Anonymous
>>115395
I have a feeling most people couldn't care less either way, except that they loathe CB.
>> Anonymous
LOL on the ESPN box score they took the goal from the pens and gave to the wings
>> Anonymous
>>115404
Wishful thinking, they are trying SO HARD
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115395
Blame CB for our irrational Pens hatred.
>> Anonymous
>>115406

http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/boxscore?gameId=280524005
>> Anonymous
This game is nothing but Detroit v. Fleury.

The Penguins are non-existant.

Utter DOMINATION
>> Anonymous
>>115407
After seeing your posts, I'm convinced that you're totally in love with CB. Almost every one of your posts is about him, or something he said, something that you think he said, or designed to get his attention. Hell, you even had to invade his thread, and the title of this one bears witness to your obsession.

It's obvious that you are totally infatuated with him, and probably all this CB hate you show is your displacement exercise designed to suppress your desire to have his cock in your mouth and ass.

The more you rage about him, the more it is obvious.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
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>>115420
Let your rage out, CB.... there you go.
>> Anonymous
This game sucks. 50 power plays, and in the few minutes that there's no power play, players are too scared to tie a guy up it looks like fucking speed skating out there.

Enjoy your Bettman-branded hockey newfags.
>> Anonymous
>>115424
Is that what you want, him to let out his "rage" in several spurts all over your face and open mouth?

Jesus, just admit your homo for him and you'll feel better. Hell you want him so badly, you've convinced yourself that any post that doesn't fall into your misplaced homosexual rage must be CB trying to troll your thread. You're so obsessed I bet you think that every time your phone rings it's him, that every post that you see must be him. It's pathetic really.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
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>>115431
Internet: Serious Business, eh, CB?
>> Anonymous
>>115427

NO U FAGET THIS IS TRV HOCKEY 4 TRV HOCKEY FANS

Or, Pittsburgh is just a shit "system" team that can't actually adapt without two days for their coach to drill them into a slightly different but ultimately flawed system.
>> Anonymous
Detroit's goalie must be in a great mood.
>> Anonymous
>>115434
I don't see how you have had time to actually watch the game, with all your trolling of CB's thread and having to constantly watch this one to see if someone posted something that you can try to accuse CB of posting to troll yours.

It's no wonder the mods didn't bother to sticky this piece of self aggrandizement and CB obsession. What has anything in this thread have to do with hockey? Nothing but troll posts and your obsession/ worship/ hatred/misdirected yearning of another tripfag.
>> Anonymous
>>115448
im watching the red wings, pistons and tigers, and trolling that thread

called multi tasking bitch.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115448
CB, it's a long night. Go to sleep while being down a game tomorrow.

I am also ignoring you from now on.
>> Anonymous
>>115452
But you aren't every third post in each thread.

Or maybe you're anon of phailly you forgot to put your tripcode back on, and have accidentally proved the person who called you on posting most of the thread to draw attention to yourself.
>> Anonymous
i know it was mentioned earlier, i still dont get the pittsurghs tired shit. didnt they finish before the wings?
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
GAME'S STARTED! BACK TO THE WINGS!
>> Anonymous
who's winning?
>> Anonymous
>>115462
They aren't tired, they are Le Tired.
>> Anonymous
GOALLLL!!!
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
>> Anonymous
TAKE AWAY THAT ONE!! GOALL!!!!
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115468
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES
>> Anonymous
YASSS
>> Anonymous
AHAHAHHA WAY TO FUCKING GO MALKIN
>> Anonymous
1 down 3 to go
>> Anonymous
FLEURY IS THE GREATEST GOALIE EVER
>> Anonymous
Maybe the Pens should've kept Sammy
Bwa ha ha ha
>> Anonymous
LOL FLURRY ALMOST GOT THAT ONE TOO

Only Biron can give it away in the slot and cover his ass.
>> Anonymous
All these niggers on my /sp/. I thought your city lost the internet, or are you stealing it from Canada?
>> Anonymous
NEED MOAR BUTTHURT FLYERS FANS ITT
>> Anonymous
Cheap ass red Wings didn't invite any armed forces members so they have to show a local cop[.
>> Anonymous
>>115498
Detroit probably has more violence than Afghanistan does.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit the VS announcers sound so sad at the pens losing
>> Anonymous
HURR DURR NICE SHOT TOTAL PENGUINS.

By the way, Gill just tried to surprise Samuelsson. UHHH
>> Anonymous
I remember last night some guys on another forum arguing about the claim that Detroit's 3rd line will outdo Pittsburgh's 1st line.

I'm lolling so fucking hard now.
>> Anonymous
>>115505
that's why Doc is going apeshit over Samuelsson blocking a shot, right? leave the tin foil hats to the NBA
>> Anonymous
>>115505

And the one moron telling us how Gonchar has only become a good player since moving to Pittsburgh.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
Osgood "MUST'VE" got across at the "LAST SECOND"
>> Anonymous
Even with O'Hallaran on the payroll of the Coalition of Teams That Aren't The Wings, Pittsburgh is playing some LOL, HOCKEY.
>> Anonymous
Quit saying "Flurry has been outstanding" when he keeps coughing up the puck in his own zone.
>> Anonymous
only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2 only 2
>> Anonymous
>>115535
VS are grasping at straws. Just like they did in the WCF when they played the "oh, Dallas is just tired from the last series" card.
>> Anonymous
>>115537
Thankfully, when you don't have a defensive squad who can play shutdown hockey in their sleep, 'only 2' becomes 'oh fuck, 2'
>> Anonymous
>>115542
nah thats what the vs announcer kept syaing

"only 2 shots this period, more than 14 minutes in, only 2 shots, so desperate, only 2 "

maybe he was implying both though, only 2 shots, only down 2.
>> Anonymous
33-18 shots for Detroit.

16-4 in the second period.

lol, oh Pittsburgh. Welcome to the Western Conference.
>> Anonymous
Remember guys, Bettman says: NO DEFENSE IN MAH NEW EN AYCH EL
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115550
LOL'D

>>115549
Yeah, domination.
>> Anonymous
GOALLLL!!!!
>> Anonymous
DETROIT 3

NHL'S FRONT OFFICE 0
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
WE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
>> Anonymous
Is it too early for brooms?
>> Anonymous
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>>115557
We're doing it for you guys, man.
>> Anonymous
Hey Pens fans, I hope you fucking kill yourselves. This is great.
>> Anonymous
>>115557
>We
...
>> Anonymous
>>115563
lol. U LOST GAEM 1 TIEM TO KILL YUERSELF. Retard.
>> Anonymous
LOL guy in pens jersey.
>> Anonymous
You know what the best thing about this is?

It wasn't a single-period rush followed by 40 minutes of the Penguins trying to play catch-up. The first period was a little bit nail-biting (although only because of the disallowed goal), but after that it's been Detroit from start to finish. This isn't a NY/Philly one-off, this is a team that is demonstrating that they can play 60 minutes of dominating hockey.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115564
/a/ meme. I'll stop that.
>> Anonymous
>>115564
you see, by we he meant fans who stuck with the nhl through the lockout, and hate those new bandwagoning faggots who love crosby.
>> Anonymous
>>115564
Everyone but Pittsburgh
>> Anonymous
CapitalistBastard's right, the Wing's special teams suck.
>> Anonymous
Faggot Red Wings running up the score

No class
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
HA! THE FINISHER!

WEEP, CINDY, WEEP!
>> Anonymous
4-0

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
>> Anonymous
>>115580
That's what you get when Crosby pussies out of the PK.
>> Anonymous
>>115568
>this is a team that is demonstrating that they can play 60 minutes of dominating hockey.
In game 1. They're too old to keep it up, especially if it goes to 6/7.
>> Anonymous
>>115581
Pfft, they gave Pittsburgh a period to try and swagger their shit. They didn't deliver, Wings get the green light to lay the smack-down
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 103+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>115359
I THINK YOU HAVE YOUR SCORE REVERSED THERE CB
>> Anonymous
DELICIOUS CROSBY TEARS
>> Anonymous
SWEET, SWEET, SWEEEEEEEEEEEET VIIIIIIIICTORY YEEEEEEEEEEAH
>> Anonymous
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>>115557
Ruutu is a tripfag too. And he's in the box
>> Anonymous
someone should bump cb's official SERIOUS DISCUSSION THREAD nao?
>> Anonymous
>>115591
Man, you're right. Detroit totally crashed and burnt in those two 6-game series in these playoffs
>> Anonymous
>>115591
If the Pens don't pick up the pace going 6-7 games isn't going to be much of an issue.
>> Anonymous
roflcopter yeah and people say there is no disparity between top teams in the west and east. What a joke. Pens would be lucky to make it out of the first round in the west.

Wings in 4
>> Anonymous
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>>115557
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>115603
Which would make it harder for them in this series if it went longer.
>> Anonymous
>>115591
Detroit has two 'old' players, one who's been riding the pine since Round 1, another who's probably not coming back onto the ice for this series. Dats and Zets aren't exactly fossils, Lidstrom is on the more mature side but d-men have longer lifespans in the game anyway. Fuck, the guy played almost a full season worth of hockey, plus every game in the postseason. All of the sudden NOW they're going to get tired?
>> Anonymous
AoP iz mah friend and neighbor (maybe).

GO WINGS! Pens dont have a prayer, in fact it should have been 5-0.
>> Anonymous
>>115607

One team being better than the best teams in the East is far from Western domination.

How long have the Sharks and Ducks been golfing?
>> Anonymous
FUN FACT:

In Detroit's history (193...2 I think to 2007) there have been only three players to get ten or more goals in a postseason. Assuming Datsyuk gets one more goal sometime in this series, that number will double this postseason alone. Wow.
>> Anonymous
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OH GOD!. The Junior Championships are re-playing in my head!
>> Anonymous
Silly Silly /sp/

Did you actually think the NHL wanted the Pens to win this series? No, they didn't. They just wanted the Pens to get in this series to boost the ratings. Then they could let the Wings win it to give them something to shove down our throats next year.

Yep, looks like they'll be able to shove the "Pens got so close last year let's see how they do now with the finals experience" down our throats. Seriously they just let the Pens get to the finals this year, next year is the year they'll give them the cup.

It's all about ratings for years to come boys. And unfortunately we'll have to deal with the faggotry long into the future.
>> Anonymous
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>>115641
Maybe they should swap him out for Conklin in game 2.

...

...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>> Anonymous
Everything in every sport is planned out in advance by the commissioner and a crack team of writers culled from daytime TV.

Don't let anyone ever tell you different, they are part of the scheme.

Even some of the anons on 4chan aren't really anons, but regular people with actual names. All with their lives planned out in accordance with the Postmaster General and his army of scripters and fatenamers.
>> Anonymous
>>115646

The only way that will happen is if the Penguins will be able to keep their entire team for that long, they won't. They have FOUR players under contract next season, Fluery is a RFA, Malkin will be a RFA after the end of next season. Expect him to get Crosby type money, he should, and I hope he signs somewhere else so he isn't in that faggot's shadow anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>115646
Fuck, they would try to shove Crosby down our throats more next year. Let's hope he gets "injured" again for a shitload of games.
>> Anonymous
4-0, what a fitting and symbolic score of what's to come...
>> Anonymous
>>115678
To think it could have been 5-0...
>> Anonymous
>>115678
no they'll give the pens a game or two for the ratings.. you know there'll be some goalie "interference" or something
>> Anonymous
>>115669

I had to work tonight, and I didn't get home until around 10:15 or so, and I turned the game on, and I was greeted to close-ups of that faggot and his peach fuzz about 5 or 6 times in the final 10 minutes. WHAT THE FUCK?!!
>> Anonymous
I can imagine CB hugging his mom, and crying on her shoulder after this loss.
>> Anonymous
4chan needs to stop shoving the Detroit Red Wings down everyones throats. this is getting ridiculous
>> Anonymous
>>115693
Oh god, his playoff beard is disgusting. He looks like a 15-year-old spic.
>> Anonymous
Wings in 3 and a half
>> Anonymous
>>115708
>He looks like a 15-year-old spic.

Don't insult them. They're facial hair is much thicker.
>> Anonymous
>>115708
lmao i had a peach fuzz stache like that when i was 14
>> Anonymous
>>115721

You know, I was a late bloomer through puberty, but god damn, even when I was 16/17 I had more hair on my face.
>> Anonymous
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>>115731
Srsly, is that his real "playoff beard," is that all he can muster?? I hope he shaved/shaped that shit up... either way, he's totally doing it wrong.
>> SocialistManWithAFather
Guys I'm sorry about my cousin, I realize he is a huge faggot douche with no life to the point where he must be recognized on an anonymous message board but he just doesn't take a hint.
>> Anonymous
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Nicely done, Ozzie
>> Anonymous
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Anyone suprised you didn't see any of this?
>> Anonymous
>>Sat-May-24-08
>>May-24-08
>>24-08
>>4-0
>> Anonymous
>>115772
Somebody please fix this.
>> Anonymous
>>115749

Yeah, if that was me, I would totally shave that shit, he looks more retarded than he normally does.
>> Anonymous
>>115783
Zetterberg decked him, that works for me