I heard Team USA defended their FIFA title today. Can anyone give a rundown?
8-0
BRB, getting slaughtered
dempsey coulda beat that pitiful team all by himself... AMERICA FUCK YEAH FIFA CHAMPS
The brave Americans threw down the Barbadian Empire.
>Barbados's human development index ranking is consistently among the top 50 in the world. For example, in 2006, it was ranked 31st in the world, and third in the Americas, behind Canada and the United States.
We scored more points than any soccer team in history.We are the Babe Ruth of soccer, before us the games were very low scoring and boring, but we are ushering in a new era of soccer that will turn a lame, nearly unheard of sport into an international symbol.
The U.S. should just rest all of their starters. What's Barbados going to do, beat them 9-0?
>>163349the next game is in... wait what land are these barbadians from?
>>163366The great and evil Barbadian Empire that stretches from one end of the Atlantic to another.
Even without the one man powerhouse that is Tim Howard we still civilized those cannibal islanders
>>163366Mordor
ITT: Americans make themselves feel good, by beating a pack of unknowns
USA wins life, all eurofags and brazilians now call the sport by it's true name: soccer.
>>163382> a pack of unknownsexcuse me. these people werent that unknown when they sacked rome. also they sent out a help wanted ad so they had tons of players to choose from.
>>163390He's just jealous he didn't win FIFA. Ignore him.
>>163382who cares? we defended our fifa title. that's all that matters
>>163384ITS CALLED AMERICABALL
>>163384er, i think you mean ameriball?
>>163406i didnt stutter
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
THESE ARE THE SAME BARBADIANS WHO DESTROYED THE ROMAN EMPIRE AND THREW EUROPE INTO THE DARK AGES.AND WE KICKED THEIR ASS.