Phelps' diet - which involves ingesting 4,000 calories every time he sits down for a meal - resembles that of a reckless overeater rather than an Olympian.Phelps lends a new spin to the phrase "Breakfast of Champions" by starting off his day by eating three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise.He follows that up with two cups of coffee, a five-egg omelet, a bowl of grits, three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes.At lunch, Phelps gobbles up a pound of enriched pasta and two large ham and cheese sandwiches slathered with mayo on white bread - capping off the meal by chugging about 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks.For dinner, Phelps really loads up on the carbs - what he needs to give him plenty of energy for his five-hours-a-day, six-days-a-week regimen - with a pound of pasta and an entire pizza.He washes all that down with another 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks.http://www.nypost.com/seven/08132008/news/nationalnews/phelps_pig_secret__hes_boy_gorge_124248.htm
It's called having a ridiculous metabolism.
THIS GUY IS A CHEATER I WON 7 GOLD MEDALS EATING CORN FLAKES AND FECAL MATTER AND THEN I WENT HOME AND FUCKED A DOLPHIN WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT ME
Sounds like a 4channer, except the workout stuff.>>244815You are fat. It's a fact.
I feel sick just reading that, but I know that's normal for some athletes.
see, he can do this because he actually GETS OFF HIS ASS and do stuff like working out for the olympics and shit.
>three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes.oh god that sounds delicious
it must feel awesome to be phelps
I want to lick his armpits.
>>244823Actually, the average 4channer must eat like 1800 calories per day, however it's all probably junk food, and that combined with absolutely no excersise=fat.
yeah because he swims a couple thousand meters a day jesus christ if he didn't eat he would be so skinny
Fuck I eat 1000 calories a day and I'm overweight.Fuck you Phelps.
God damn, lucky bastard.
he won't live long eating that many calories. being an elite athlete is fucking retarded.
>>244898Try getting out of your bed/chair every once in a while fatass. I eat over 3000 a day and have 10.5% bodyfat, ha!
friend egg sandwiches, tell me how my ass tastes!
Its not fucking hard to figure out. You burn more calories than you take in, you lose weight.For example, instead of hitting F5 every five seconds get out of the chair and do some situps.
this guy must smell like shit. I wonder how much he farts
french swim team, tell me how my ass tastes!
>>244898Enjoy your starvation mode.
red line, tell me how my ass tastes!
>>244927I started to use a stationary bike while I lurk. Lost 15 pounds in the last 2 months.
Sounds ravenous.One wonders how he can wait an hour before going into the pool, between meals, or something.In before olympans are killing the planet
>>244910he swims thousands of meters everyday faggotIf you exercise you burn tons of calories
Fred Phelps
Phelps is fucking god
competitive swimming is for mindless dumbshits. honestly, who gets up everyday thinking: hmm I'm gonna swim for 5 hours sounds so exciting and intellectually satisfying
>>244995That can be said for so many activities it's not even funny.
He's like Superman or sumthin
>>244995HURF DURF IMA CHASIN AFTER A BALL! IM AN PROFESOR OF INTELLICTUALISM IN MAH BRAINS.
>>244995because sport is an intellectual pursuit...
>>244995Meanwhile, you are furious at playing WoW and making posts on 4chan.
I don't believe the OP. I only say this because I doubt the part where he drinks so many energy drinks. All the rest is believable, but it'd be more believable to see him drink 2 liters of soda instead of energy drinks. They suck for health.
Swimming burns more calories than many if not most other sports.If you swam as much as he did, you'd be thin as hell too.
>>244943I fuckin lold. You do not, do you?
you know when he shits it probably cracks the toilet just from the impact.
swimming forces you to use nearly every muscle in your bodyit's a great full body workout
>>245100Yeah, it realy is a good workout. The only thng I can think of that's more demanding is moshing.
>>245126>Yeah, it realy is a good workout. The only thng I can think of that's more demanding is moshing.>moshinghmmm. . .
>>245126too bad fat people are put off from swimming since it's the only exercise that requires you to be half naked in public.But if awesome if you don't care.
>>245059I do. I also write papers for classes and play video games while I do. Its great multitasking.
>>245059Also how else can I find enough time to do 15 miles a day.
>>245176can you fap at the same time too?
I've gotta take up swimming ;D
>>245126Fuck you, loser.
>>245194No the back and forth leg movements make it tough to fap.