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Anonymous
The Baltimore Orioles are at the top of the AL East with .800%

BITCH
>> Anonymous
>>56443
And we're a whopping week into the season! Enjoy your last place by May.
>> Anonymous
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Sup Cal
>> Anonymous
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>>56445
Hi dad!
>> Anonymous
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>>56449
Get the hell outta here before I eat you boy.
>> Anonymous
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>>56452
Gotta catch me first, old man!
>> Anonymous
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Hey, Melvin Mora is as good as Tony Gwynn any day.
>> Anonymous
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>>56457
I'll get you you little whipper snapper...aww fuck it wheres my KFC?
>> Anonymous
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We'll show these young punks Tony.
>> Anonymous
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Hey guys.
>> Anonymous
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Alright thats it. If you aren't in the AARP GTFO NOW
>> Anonymous
My girl likes The O's. Drags me to fucking Norfolk Tides games too. They're fucking horrible.
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>>56477
Better than the Aberdeen Ironbirds.

CAL.
>> Anonymous
>>56443
>The Baltimore Orioles are at the top of the AL East with .800%

I will do you the favor of not referencing the "bitch". I ask you one *1* (one) favor. Come May 13th, will you be braggin so much? I would venture, in a gentlemanly way, that I will never hear shit from you the rest of the year. LOLRIOLES.
>> Anonymous
>>56514

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to speak up. It's hard hearing you when you're all the way down there in the rankings with your inferior record.
>> Anonymous
>>56514
Go ahead and reference the bitch. I can take it.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>56477
They didn't used to suck. I became a fan back when they were good and I will continue to support them even though the past few years they haven't been deserving of any support. As long as she recognizes that they suck ass and have fo a while you should forgive her a bit.
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>>56518
>I'm sorry, but you're going to have to speak up. It's hard hearing you when you're all the way down there in the rankings with your inferior record.

Uh, I'm a poster on an internet imageboard. So obv. I am not a member of any MLB team or pretend to use "we" to any one I like. I am, just making the point that the LOLRIOLES can be awesome in the first week of a 162 game season, but statistically, they will suck again like always in another 30 days or so. It's nice you care so much. Now, if there is an actual LOLRIOLE on 4chan /sp/, that makes me laff. But I think it is just a fan.
>> Anonymous
30-3
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, BALTIMORE
>> Anonymous
JUST WAIT UNTIL THE RANGERS GET AHOLD OF YOU!
>> Anonymous
>>56609
Didn't you get hammered and take a loss the other day to Toronto?
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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>>56637

I would hardly call 3 earned over 5 "getting hammered". I put my team in a reasonable position to win. It's not my fault the bullpen and offense blew ass that day.
>> Anonymous
>>56495
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>> Anonymous
>>56644

ur a bust.
>> Anonymous
>>56644
3 runs over 5 innings IS getting hammered. Matsuzaka gave up 2 over 5 in Japan and everyone was talking about how much he sucked.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>56662

3 runs over 5 innings on the road while up against one of the best offenses in the majors could have been a lot worse.

Matsuzaka was getting blasted for lacking control and keeping THE worst offense in the majors in the game.
>> Anonymous
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IT ENDS TODAY.
>> Anonymous
>>56664
>of the best offenses in the majors

Are we talking about the same Blow Jays here?
>> Anonymous
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Swept the Mariners. 5-1 record. .833. Tied with the Brewers for best in baseball.

SLUT
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>56674

Stairs/Rios/Wells/Thomas/Overbay/Hill is a quality 2-through-7 and Eckstein is servicable at worst for a leadoff guy.
>> Anonymous
>>57280
But the Brewers could actually stay there...
>> Anonymous
Absolutely nothing that happens in MLB means shit until after the All-Star game.

These are the facts of the case, and they are incontrovertible.
>> Anonymous
Hey Balto-fag, right now you are thinking about deep-tongue kissing KC-fag for baseball awesomeness. Actually ghetto-ditto this opinion for proof. But you will also be the first team to string together an 11 game losing streak. (KC will have their 16-game streak later). IT'S FUCKING BASEBALL FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. The torrent of losses will come sooner rather than later.