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Anonymous File :-(, x)
***Pro-Tip to Shawn's parents:***
DEAR MR./MS. JOHNSON,
Before the Olympics here's what you should have said: "Boy, oh boy. Our daughter is an attractive, doe-eyed teen with an ass that could stop a train. Perhaps we should invest in a decent publicist, so when she comes back from that massive international stage, she isn't doing TV spots for mattress sales in New Jersey."
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