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Anonymous
I SCORE GOAL. I AM THE BESTEST.
>> Anonymous
just go ahead and hand liverpool the title now
>> Anonymous
YEEEY!
>> Anonymous
Yes, Kuyt. You are the bestest. Here, have a gold star.
>> Anonymous
With a little help from Dirk Kuyt.
>> Anonymous
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Hey Rafa, didja hear? i score goal
>> Anonymous
Well it had to happen eventually
>> Anonymous
Lol one city fan in the pub running his mouth off till half time. DICKWAD
>> Anonymous
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go to bed Europe so the big boys can have adult talk time, ok?
>> MATT CASSEL !!ZIZEM+9e4u8
>>383385
Just the worst kind of person.
>> Anonymous
>>383401
NFL = real league that has more than 4 teams able to win the championship
>> MATT CASSEL !!ZIZEM+9e4u8
>>383411

So that makes football fans kids how?
>> Anonymous
>>383385
Clever Eurotroll trying to make an excuse to sage American football threads.
>> Anonymous
moar like dirk shoite
>> Anonymous
>>383416
nice way to deflect attention away from the actual point
>> Anonymous
>>383385

Theres like over 9000 NFL threads and one soccer thread. baaaawww.

How about you go back and let us have our talk yes?
>> Anonymous
>>383459
i'm not shitting on soccer in general, just on the EPL
>> Anonymous
>>382811


It pisses me off that Kuyt scored after I've cursed his family for him missing TWO CLEAR CHANCES

I hate you Kuyt ;_; why do you taunt us so?
>> Anonymous
Kuyt unleashed the dragon
>> Anonymous
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callate, dirk--soy el ultimo jugador en liverpool
>> Anonymous
>>384282
haha i know, i yelled at rafa through the tv to chuck him off the team all game, then this.
<3
>> Anonymous
Dirk only scores goals when it's IMPORTANT (Liege, Inter Milan, Man City)

When hope is nearly lost, you just KNOW he's going to get a deflection in off his shin or trip up a defender or get the ball to bounce funny .... then he misses open goals for the next 10 matches.

fucking kuyt. I hate you so much!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>384554
Pity Rafa didn't figure this out until after the 2007 CL Final. If he hadn't taken Mascherano out(which allowed Kaka to set up Inzaghi for the second goal), then Kuyt would have scored and sent the game to extra time.
>> Anonymous
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>>383518

This man knows.
>> Anonymous
>>383411
unfortunately eggball is not a sport
also: amerikkkans are fat and do not play sports
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
As a Liverpool fan, I have no choice but to laugh every time he scores a goal. My first reaction was laughter, then I realized he won us the match and became ecstatic.
>> Anonymous
Kuyt is easily one of my favorite players. Someone of such gut-wrenching mediocrity looking lost in a big club, fans gritting their teeth because their right-winger doesn't dazzle like the other clubs' does.
But sometimes he just.... wins. Unbelievable.
>> Anonymous
>>385415

As a gooner here I hate to admit that I'd rather have him than bendtner. Kuyt , while being not sucks at everthing, have a very important factor of "luck". Yes. I said it . . . LUCK and that is no where near insulting intention.

He seems to always go for it and never stop running and fighting for his team and THAT'S IS THE FUCKING REASON he always score a very important goal in the match.

Man.... I would trade gallas for him.
>> Anonymous
>>385478


torres misses once for every two chances he gets
kuyt misses once every SEVEN chances he gets

maybe we can trade him for Walcott ;)
>> Anonymous
>>385479

So that mean Torres has a miss rating of 50% and Kuyt is at around 14.5%? WTF? That's WAY better for kuyt.

And Walkid is not for sell :)
>> Anonymous
>>385479


that makes no sense. You're saying Kuyt scores 6 out of 7 goals?


You FAIL IT.
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This thread is now about Ryan Babel.

"I score a winning goal in that MUTD game for fuck sake. Attention here people."
>> Anonymous
The pigmentally challenged kuyts utility is indispensible. The big game, hideous, match winning goals he scores are matched only by his equally horrendeous goal gaping fluff shots he sends into row z

YNWA dirt kuyt. Cos my tv isnt throwing beer at itself.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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get well Squirtle
>> Anonymous
>>385539

He's fucked, isn't he? Ligament injury?
>> Anonymous
>Liverpool have confirmed defender Martin Skrtel damaged his posterior cruciate ligament against Manchester City.
>> Anonymous
>>385607

Come on Agger, then. Tough luck for Squirtle.
>> Anonymous
i hate liverpool but i dont see why you're such haters of Kuyt, i used to hate him as well... but he really genuinely works hard, he tracks his man, he can make goals, and he combines well with Gerrard. Yes he misses goals but atleast he isn't like fucking nani and shoot every ball into row Z when he has options and then put hands to his face and pretend it was close.

Be glad you have Kuyt, he is a good player!
>> Anonymous
>>385632

LOL saying kuyt is good is like saying babel is a world beater, neithers true or possible.

James vaughn > ryan babel.
>> Anonymous
'pool are winning games they would've lost or drawn last season and the season before... This is scary. Hopefully normal service will resume after the international break.
>> Anonymous
>>383438
Except nobody does this so fuck off
>> Anonymous
FUCK YAAA KUYT TOTTI IS MUCH BETTER !!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>385845


lol. a schoolgirl is better than Kuyt
>> Anonymous
Liverpool are fluking results, they aren't winning any comforatably, wait for say arsenal or chelski to play them and they'll lose heavily.

Poor defense is poor and midfield is weak, Dossena makes any shit defender look like a world class player.
>> Anonymous
>>386301
Arse 1-2 Hull
Cluj 0-0 Chelsea

OH YEAh, WE'RE REAL FUCkING SCAReD!
>> Anonymous
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>>385539

Fuck you. Martin does not need your petty get well wishes.
>> Anonymous
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>>386301
Or even Man Ut...WAIT.
>> Anonymous
>>383518
Every league is like that. You're a fag. gb2/padball threads.
>> Anonymous
>>386353
The funny thing is, though, that they'll still be insurmountably ahead of you by February.
>> Anonymous
>>385015
continue to fail to address point

oh and troll harder
>> :(
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>> Anonymous
>>386373
oh Spurs what will you crazy kids do next?
>> Anonymous
>>386357
then your futbol sucks even harder than it did before

go back to you uninteresting leagues where everyone knows who will win the championship
>> Anonymous
>>386443

and everyone knows it will be LIVERPOOL

thread over
>> Anonymous
>>386455
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
>> Anonymous
GUYS DONT MAKE FUN OF TOTTENHAM THEY ARE A BIG CLUB


(I was spamming this months ago before the season started....now it just seems....welll....ominiously wrong)
>> Anonymous
>>386536
Spurs supporter here, this sums up my feelings right now>>386373
>> Anonymous
>>386301

Please tell us how you can fluke 5 wins in 7 matches, cause Juande Ramos and David Moyes would like to get in on this.
>> Anonymous
>>386341

The only thing that can hurt Martin Skrtel.. is Martin Skrtel
>> Anonymous
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>>388487
your jealous tears are delicious
>> Anonymous
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BRB, ass-kicking shitty niggers off Britain's green fields.
>> Anonymous
>>386363


Your bitter tears will taste sweet in my mouth when we go 19-6 in May.
>> Anonymous
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a challenger appears
>> Anonymous
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>>388491

I agree. All credit to kicking the bastards out.
>> Anonymous
>>388492
I support neither liverpool or united, and hate both

you have no reason to be cocky, any sensible person can see chelski, man u > liverpool

you will come 2nd at a big strech, 3rd most realistic.
>> Anonymous
>>388489

What the fuck is Rafa wearing?
>> Anonymous
>>388505

>> you have no reason to be cocky, any sensible person can see chelski, man u > liverpool


Arsenal is better than Hull too.
>> Anonymous
>>382811
...Gordon Ramsey?
>> Anonymous
>>388505
>man u > liverpool
anonymous you are not making sense.

Liverpool beat Man U and are above them in the table. How can Man U be better than them currently?

Chelsea are playing better football then Liverpool atm, but sometimes it's getting the results that matter more, and they might do an Arsenal. I doubt it though.

Saying that Liverpool don't have at least a good chance of finishing above man u is a stupid thing to say though.
>> Anonymous
>>388591
Because not only did United finish comfortably above them last year, they're also better player for player:

Reina > VDS
Brown > Arbeloa
Ferdinand > Carragher
Vidic > Skrtel
Evra > Dossena
Ronaldo > Kuyt
Gerrard > Scholes
Macherano > Carrick
Rooney > Reira
Tevez > Keane
Torres > Berbatov

I could go onto the benches, but I won't bother.
And don't say "well Liverpool work better as team" because that's not true, they're where they are due to lucky results and won't finish in the top two.
>> Anonymous
>>388597
>Gerrard > Scholes

no
>> Anonymous
>>388597Ronaldo > Kuyt

troll detected
>> Anonymous
>>388602
I lol'd like fuck.

in b4 "trolled", I know it was a joke.
>> Anonymous
>>388597
i'm a liverpool fan and i actually find it quite hard to argue with those comparissons. i'd rather have carragher than ferdinand but i don't really think he's better.
i don't really think we're gonna win the title, though. hardly any liverpool fans do, really. if we're still going strong by the new year, then maybe i'll start to believe a bit more.
>> Anonymous
>> i don't really think we're gonna win the title, though. hardly any liverpool fans do, really. if we're still going strong by the new year, then maybe i'll start to believe a bit more.

No.
You're a Liverpool fan.
BELIEVE!

Did you fucking walk out at half time in Istanbul too, ye of little faith? Did you cast off your red shirt in despair as Man City took 2-0 lead?

WE ARE LIVERPOOL. Players, Manager, KOPITES! We play with 12 men, backed with the roar of 40,000! Is your voice not one of them!?

BELIEVE! Believe we can win it, and we can! Give ourselves the chance to be heroes!
>> Anonymous
>>388597
>they're also better player for player:
The only ones i'd give you there are Evra, Rooney and Ronaldo, the rest are either inferior or equal.

VDS has been fucking shit this season.
>> Anonymous
>>388623

Amen.
>> Anonymous
>>388625
I acknowledged Reina is better than VDS.

The only one I'm not too sure on is Brown vs Arbeloa. If you don't think Tevez, Ferdinand and Vidic are better than Keane, Carragher and Skrtel you're one bias fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>388628
Sorry, Keane is much better than Tevez.

As for Skrtel and Carra, Vidic and Ferdinand are probably better but it doesn't really matter because Liverpool's defence as a whole is definitely capable of everything Man United's is.
>> Anonymous
>>388630
>Keane is much better than Tevez.

Would be true if this was 2006

Skrtel and Carragher are maybe as good a partnership as Ferdinand and Vidic but your fullbacks weaken the defense as a whole.
>> Anonymous
>>388633


You should talk. Your team still keeps Wes Brown for some odd reason.
>> Anonymous
>>388636
I'm not a United fan. And Brown is at least as good as Arbeloa. He's just not great at going forward.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>Gerrard > Scholes

Only because Scholes is injured right now
>> Anonymous
>>383411


come back when you have promotion/relegation
>> Anonymous
HULL CITY isn't going to let dirkie score
>> Anonymous
>>388778


Congratulations. Now we KNOW Pennant is going to score vs Hull.
>> Anonymous
>>386301
You are an idiot. Liverpool had the best defence in the league before their 3-2 win v Man City.
>> Anonymous
>>388597
lets do chelsea vs united, just for shits and giggles. not easy seeing as they play different formations but i'll give it a go

cech > van der sar
bosingwa > brown
ferdinand > terry
carvalho = vidic*
evra > a cole*
ronaldo > j cole
essien > carrick
lampard > scholes
deco > rooney*
tevez > anelka
drogba = berbatov

* not so sure about those ones.
>> Anonymous
>>389071

I would say Drogba is better, he has proved himself at a top club, Berbatov has been playing at one for about a month.
>> Anonymous
>>389071

THIS THREAD IS NOW TEAM COMPARISSONS. Liverpool/ Arsenal time

Reina > Almunia
Sagna > Arbeloa
Carragher > Gallas (I don't like Gallas, I'm bias)
Toure > Skrtel
Clichy > Dossena
Eboue = Dirkie (both are absolute wank)
Mascherano > Denilson
Cesc = Gerrard
Riera and Walcott I can't really say
van Persie > Keane
Torres > Adebayor
>> Anonymous
>>389082
No, you're right on Gallas, he's not actually that good.
>> Anonymous
>>389082

in b4 "hull city vs brazil" with hull city being better in each position.
>> Anonymous
>>389082
Reina > Almunia
Arbeloa < Sagna
Skrtel > Toure
Agger > Gallas
Dossena < Clichy
Mascherano > Denilson
Gerrard > Fabregas
Kuyt > Eboue
Riera < Walcott
Keane < van Persie
Torres > Adebayor
>> Anonymous
>Gerrard > Fabregas
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>389082here

FUCK, I forgot Nasri. Walcott > Kuyt and Reira = Nasri, in that case
>> Anonymous
RIERA?


Are you retarded?

Riera is the best left-wing i've seen in so many years... o__0
>> Anonymous
FACT WES BROWN HAS MORE CL WINNERS MEDALS AND PREMIER LEAGUE MEDALS THAN STEVEN GERRARD
>> Anonymous
>>389118
Better than Silva?
>> Anonymous
>>389105
>Gerrard > Fabregas

Gerrard < Fabregas

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>389119
FACT WES BROWN LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BAKED BEAN.
>> Anonymous
>>389071

cech > van der sar
bosingwa > brown
ferdinand > terry
carvalho < vidic
evra > a cole
ronaldo > j cole
essien > carrick
lampard > scholes
deco > rooney
tevez > anelka
drogba > berbatov

you were almost right
>> Anonymous
>>389118
Neither of them have done enough in the Premiership yet for me to make a judgement
>> Anonymous
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>>389127

>deco > rooney
>lampard > scholes

Ignorant Chelski fan is ignorant
>> Anonymous
>>389136
No i don't support chelsea.

Rooney is WELL overrated, even when people don't rate him he is overrated. Srsly, he is shit.

The other one is debatable though.
>> Anonymous
>>388772
come back when your league isn't a joke
>> Anonymous
>>389138
I would say Lampard is better now. Both in their peak, though? Scholes, no question
>> Anonymous
>>389138
this man speaks truth
>> Anonymous
>>389141
I would agree with that
>> Anonymous
Rooney comparable with Deco??? Wut? Yeah I'm gonna compare Ronaldo with Cech.
>> Anonymous
>>389146

>>389071
>not easy seeing as they play different formations but i'll give it a go

i chose those two because deco seems to be most forward chelsea midfielder, and rooney isnt really a striker. its hard to compare them, though, yes
>> Anonymous
>>389138

I'd like to hear your reason's?

Rooney for me is such an influential player its beyond funny. His work rate on and off the ball is second to none, his finish can be deadly, it's been wayward recently mind. And his scope with that final ball is top draw. He's just one of those awesomely natural players that can control games completely.

Now the problem I have with Deco is minimal, I actually think he's a wonderful player, one of those that seems to be in control of the ball ALL the time, and for a player of his slightly chubby stature he is fantastic on the ball. He is and can be undermined by the opposition, and his influential is severely lessened unless you spare him the time.

the difference between him and Rooney being the latter has a balance between aggression and skill. And can better dominate more types of games.

As for even comparing fat Fwank to the ginger ninja. I mean c'mon, seriously
>> Anonymous
>>389160
Doesn't score enough to be a striker, doesn't assist enough to be a midfielder. Often out of position and can be indiciplined.

He does have pace and determination i'll give you that.
>> Anonymous
Cech > VdS = Reina > Almunia
Bosingwa > Sagna > Arbeloa > Brown
Ferdinand and Vidic paring = Terry and Carvalho paring > Carragher and Skrtel pairing > Gallas and Toure paring
Evra > Clichy > A Cole > Dossena
Ronaldo > J Cole > Kuyt > Eboue
Malouda > Narsi = Reira > Nani
Tevez, Berba, Rooney striker force > Van Persie, Adebayor, Bendtner striker force > Drogba, Anelka, Kalou striker force > Torres, Keane, Babel striker force

Cba doing central middle field atm
>> Anonymous
>>389160
Actually I think Rooney is coming back into form since he scored for England again. Three goals in the last three games for United!
>> Anonymous
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>>389160
>His work rate on and off the ball is second to none

nigga plz
>> Anonymous
>>389151

>Doesn't score enough to be a striker, doesn't assist enough to be a midfielder. Often out of position and can be indiciplined.

That can be attributed to SAF playing him in that sort of 'hole' position. Still in the seasons previous to last year's where he scored 12 goals, he's had a 14 and 16 and something similar to that that (he totals' about 80 so far). And i think when you compare that to his assists of which he does have a similar amount, it sort of balances itself out. But yeah he doesn't have enough of either to call him either of those positions, but he does kinda play in-between.

Of the later point those are kinda his strength's chasing down loose balls, never giving up, always giving 110% etc
>> Anonymous
>>389185

but Kuyt's end product is often wayward and in vain. i.e lot's of running and chasing balls down, but rarely does this come to anything
>> Anonymous
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Carragher > VDS
Carragher > Brown
Carragher > Ferdinand
Carragher > Vidic
Carragher > Evra
Carragher > Ronaldo
Carragher > Scholes
Carragher > Carrick
Carragher > Rooney
Carragher > Tevez
Carragher > Berbatov
>> CaptainLolland !MeTS0RXrtg
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>>38940
a better pic