"HA HA HA. Actually Mr. Dix, I'm from Barbados."
poor hermes never stood a chance against that mahogany god
lolol i loved it
I god, I lol'd
Curse you Barbados Slim and your elegant Caribbean shoulders.
Barbados Slim is the only man to win an olympic gold medal in both limbo and sex.
>>263010oh lawdlz
Have dancing Barbados Slim, courtesy of /co/. :)
Ah, Walter...I see you're still able to limbo under the bar of fashion sense!
Well, enough about Hermes. I couldn't win a medal either. Even at bending, the thing I was built to do. I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.
>>263087>>263010i fucking lol'd
>>263087Oh anon, you slay me.
>>263087Fuck you, I just snorted tea up my nose
Fembots? Methinks a clever Manbot suitably disguised might win those events! But the charade would require subtlety, nuance, grace.
>>263153WAT
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Aww, there there Hermes. You did your best! If I'd wanted a human Adonis for a husband, I'd have stayed married to Barbados Slim.
>>262996I luled.
What about Zoidberg?
Walter Dix. Is that you inside that dumpy little fat man? After I win the 200 tonight, I'll be going back to Barbados with yet another gold medal draped around my elegant Carribean shoulders.
>>265079is anyone going to eat that old running shoe?
I dun get it...
>>265093
since i'm a broken robot now, they won't let me compete
>>263153What do you mean I'm not registered? My name is Wang Jiao and I'm from, uh...China! Jiao's a chick's name!
>>265154People say my broken friend is uselessBut I say his mind is freeThere's lots of things my mangledHungarian could beHe could make a good hat rackOr a cheap door stopOr a great big giant thermosWith a twist off topHe could be a storage closetFor outdated pantsMy broken friend could do it allJust give him a chanceJust cause he can't move his arms and legsJust cause he can't cook you ham and eggsJust because he can't jump and dance and singI'm telling you my broken friendI'm telling you my broken friendCan do most anything!
Does this mean goodbye forever?