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Ronaldo Anonymous
hello i am ronaldo. if i never played soccer, what would my job be?
>> Anonymous
God.
>> Anonymous
deuce bigalow european gigalo
>> Anonymous
Barber.
>> Anonymous
but as u can tell he is gay!
>> Anonymous
>>152694
>> Anonymous
gay escort
>> Anonymous
Manwhore
>> Anonymous
gay pornstar

and you would love him
>> Anonymous
Do you guys think even Jesus would be a better footballer than Ronaldo? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't.
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>> Anonymous
Olympic goal medalist in diving.
>> Anonymous
>>152708
Even Jesus would love to suck Ronaldo's COCK
>> Anonymous
>>152708

not if they play on water
>> Kold of Caelin !!/aplp3Dmj4q
Trolha.
>> Anonymous
gay prostitute
>> Anonymous
>>152725
lulz

its funny because its true.
>> Anonymous
F1 racer
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US Presidential Candidate.
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Hobo.
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Professional Flopper
>> Anonymous
He would find a cure for AIDS and world hunger.

What a waste.
>> Anonymous
eurodance star
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Actor.
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A neurosurgeon.
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Eurofag.
>> Anonymous
>>152693
American
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grocery stockboy
>> Anonymous
>>152693

You would browse /sp/ all day making fun of other teams/sports/countries/USA FIFA CHAMPIONS!
>> Anonymous
AIDS
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animal rights activist
>> Anonymous
ITT: People who wish he was on their favorite club.
>> Anonymous
Gay rent boy

Homo porn star

Male Model (Although gay)

He'd probably be dead, though.
>> Anonymous
>>153007
>He'd probably be dead, though.

yep, people with no talent in third world countries usually starve to death
>> Anonymous
>>153010
When is Portugal third world?
>> Anonymous
>>153015

Madeira is where he was born, it sucks so much it might as well be considered the second world.

Seriously fucking look at it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeira
>> Kalfelan
He'd be Republican, as his mommy and daddy named him after Ronald "one neuron" Reagan.
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>>153018

Madeira IS a shithole, thanks
>> Anonymous
Fashion designer
>> Anonymous
>>153018
I had no idea Medeira was a tiny island in the middle of the ocean. The more you know....
>> Anonymous
>>153045

That and the Azores :3

They both suck however compared to Bermuda.
>> TRIPCODES ARE FOR JERRYS KIDS
>What's with /sp/ and manwhores.
He reminds you of your first gay boyfriend, ja?
>> Anonymous
>>153062

Honestly, i would fuck Ronaldo despite being straight.

If he didn't play football however i would have to say that he would probably go into administration of football clubs like his Dad wanted him to.
>> Anonymous
>>153088
I don't think you're straight, enjoy your Ronaldo butt fuck

But it's okay, I would do it too
>> Anonymous
wtf... how many Ronaldo's are there? What happened to the crazy popular one with the gap in his teeth?
>> Anonymous
>>153165

He got really, really fat and tried to fuck 3 transexual prostitutes who then blackmailed him for money.

Also, Ronaldo is a fairly common name in Portugal and Brazil (and also Spain to a lesser extent).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk2LIjUnrx0
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>>153189
I still can't understand how Ronaldo looks so good, and Pepe looks like such a freak
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Actor
>> Anonymous
the guy on the front of the underwear package
>> sage
>>153045
ITT US Americans are US American.