ITT sports events that you want to happen, but will never happen in your lifetime.L.A. Clippers winning an NBA championship.Greg Oden playing for more than 8 seasons.
Cleveland winning anything.
liverpool winning the premiership
Newcastle winning anything
Any Minnesota sports team NOT trading away our best player
detroit lions winning the super bowl lol
a Philadelphia Team making a good Draft pick
eurofags realizing how gay soccer is.
amerika realizing europe is superior in every sport
>>22860Except-BaseballBasketballFootballHockeyGolfTennisCurlingPoloSwimmingGymnasticsPractically everything outside of Rugby, Soccer, and Dicksucking.
>>22863inb4EUROPEANS DON'T PLAY THOSE FAGGY AMERIKKAN SPORTSorWHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WON THE BASKETBALL WORLD CUP.
>>22849This.
>>22863>Polo>Curling>GymnasticsWho wants to be better than anyone in that shit? Polo is only slightly less retarded and faggy than soccer.
Cowboys vs Texans Super BowlNever gonna happen though. Cowboys will choke int the playoffs and Texans arent gonna be a football team by 2012.
A professional basketball game in Seattle after 2009
MANCHESTER CITY BECOMING SOME SORT OF JESUS MONSTER
Sacramento Kings going to the NBA Finals. We had our shot, but that's long gone.
The Saints winning the superbowl.The US winning the world cup.
the Yankees trading for young talented pitchers rather than old, washed up, past-their-prime pitchers.
>>22837pfft. you'll always have /ad/
Omar Minaya traveling back in time to undo the Kazmir-Vambrano trade.
>>22900yeah that's a heartbreaker
A salary cap in the Majors.
>>22837We still have Gaborik on the Wild and that's about it. Every other recent great player for a Minnesota team is gone.AD is still here, but he'll be gone in five years because we're dumbshits.
>>23020in b4 "this year is our year"
Cubs winning the World Series.
>>23022It's been like that for the last hundred years.
LA Kings win the Stanley Cup.
Buffalo Bills winning a superbowl
>>23039They were close in 1993
Atlanta Hawks making the Playoffs
>>23045That was just prearranged to give them a taste of what they'll never have.