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Olympic Drinking Game Anonymous
let's make the rules and get wasted

Rule 1:

whenever they mention A BILLION PLUS chinese - drink
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rule 2: every 10 times they show Leonidas Phelps - DRINK
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Rule 3

Whenever some dicktard wets their panties over Michael Phelps on /sp - drink,
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Whenever an American gets stabbed drink a bottle of vodka.
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>>238052
>>238055
TOO SIMILAR

YOU RUINED THIS THREAD

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>> Anonymous
Whenever apathy sets in you have to drink.
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>>238055
>>238063

Did someone say....wet panties?
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>>238063
relax thread faggot. I think i may drink to you.
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Rule 4:
Everytime they mention someone as having an inspirational story, drink.
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Rule 5: every time a gymnast has a bad landing
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HOLY FUCK WE'RE GONNA BE WASTED
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Rule 5.

Whenever you think to yourself, "Why the fuck is basketball/BMX/tennis in the Olympics" - drink.
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Whenever somebody talks about how basketball is now a global sport - One drink
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Every time NBC does an inspirational story about Yao Ming, drink one shot of sambuka.
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any time Costas talks about TRAINING THEIR WHOLE LIVES
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>>238112
>>238104
>5.
>5.
Good to see that the alcohol is already kicking in
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>>238115
everytime you hear about something an athlete had to overcome in personal life, then that athlete fails, drink
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
No no, whenever they mention Phelps you take a drink. Whenever they mention him after an event he didn't even compete in, drink TWICE.
>> Heynonnynonnymous
GODDAMMIT I'M DRUNK ALREADY NOW BRING OUT THE GYMNAST PORN
>> Anonymous
Anchor on MSNBC is a /sp/artan. Just said "Every time we mention Michael Phelps .. it should be a drinking game."
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>>238128
PHELPSMIND
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>>238069
>> Anonymous
sorry guys i nodded off do i have to drink?
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everytime nbc cuts out parts of events during commercials even though they are prerecorded
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>>238052
>>238112
>>238113
GODDAMN THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE
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every time you watch a women's event and see a haggardly ugly bitch 1 drink

pic related
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this drinking game is full of fail and sober faggots. enjoy your sobriety homos
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>>238208
AN INSPIRATIONAL STORY OF A TROLL OVERCOMING THE ODDS
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Every time America loses/fails to earn a medal.

Cheer, then 1 drink.
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Brian Deaaaagan!
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Rule 3:

Every time they mention Josh Hamilton stor... oh wrong sport.
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>>238217
Every time any other country loses/fails to earn a medal.

laugh, cheer, then drink moar
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every time they show someone with slanted eyes and short black hair in the stands!..DRINK.
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Bret Farve
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>>238242
18-1drink
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Every time MSNBC shows president Bush slap Misty May on her lower back, take three shots.
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>>238249
/r/ image / gif
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>>238253

Sorry couldnt find a gif cause I'm lazy.
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>>238253
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>>238277
look @ her face
she is ready to take one for the team
TEAM AMERICA!
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>>238271
>>238277

Leave Misty to Me.
>> Dan Uggla
>>238293
Bro, you can have her.
>> Anonymous
>>238293
uggla?
>> Dan Uggla
>>238314
no, it's my teammate Matt Treanor. I would never touch that ugly bitch.
>> Anonymous
PHELPS PHELPS PHELPS

DRINK UP NBCFAGS
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>>238412
phelps is told to eat 8 - 10k calories a day!?!?!?!?!?

the man is a machine
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Every time you see a 14 year-old Chinese gymnast passed off as of age.

Every time you see a Chinese Olympian who will be mothballed after being unable to compete further.

Eat a peanut every time you realize those Olympians have never been to school.

LOL olympicz