The funniest damn story of this Olympics.
LOWELL
What were those fucking horses thinking?
>>283259Thanks anon.
>>283265Agreed. Bring back softball, plox.
This happened in Athens with the gold medalist.
>Bronze medal-winning Camiro, from Norway, Ireland's Lantinus, Chupa Chup from Brazil and Germany's Coster all tested positive for capsaicin and will not be allowed to compete.They gave the horses peppers? WTF?
Canada just got a gold medal in this.Come on guys, is that really the best we can hope for? Gold in EQUESTRIAN?
>>283282It's a cream you put on the horse to relax muscles and reduce pain.I think they really gone to far this time with this testing BS. You literally have to have eyes on your horse 24/7 for 4month before and after the olympics or some faggot will come in and just apply a dosage and than you're fucked.
>>283298Oh man that shit is crazy, they do it for people who have extreme joint pain and stuff. They numb the area and then put a capsaicin cream on it. The sensation from the cream is so intense that it overloads the nerve endings and then they can't feel pain for a while.But you gotta watch out and take the cream off before the anethesia wears off cause you'd probably pass out from the pain
>>283292Did you dope your horses with poutine?
>>283314Yeah, we have a midget chase the horse holding a bowl of it, they can't get away from the shit fast enough.
Forget about the underage Chinese gymnasts. It's all about the horse doping.
CHINA'S HORSES WERE UNDERAGE