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Dear Chad... Anonymous
Dear Chad Johnson,

Please stop talking shit to your opponents, and then not back said shit talking up. It making all of Bengaldom look stupid. Like today, for instance. You spoke of 'hitting' Ray Lewis, and yet no such 'hitting' took place. Instead, you were held to 30-some yards on four catches.

Yeah. Not much else to say really. Except that the next two games will make or break us for this season. One of which will be against the same said Ravens who owned us today. We are 4-4. Not much room for bragging and shit talking now, is there?

So please concentrate on producing, rather than this whole 'Ocho-Cinco' bullshit. Its embarrassing. In fact, tell the whole team to get its shit together. Despite injuries, prison time, yadda, yadda, yadda, we are still better than this. We could be 6-2, easily. But for some goddamn reason you guys are reverting to the pre-Marvin era Bengals every few plays or so, and it is seriously pissing me off.

Don't think that I do not still love you, Chad. Far from it. But the whole 'Ocho-Cinco/T.O.-lite' persona is gay. Gayer than a gay metaphor that I can not think of right now because I am watching the Bears lose to the fucking Dolphins...Jesus Christ, did the world just tilt on its axis?

Anyhow, please take my concerns into consideration. Shut up, and play. Not just you. The whole fucking team.

Goddamnit.

Sincerely,
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>> Anonymous
You do know that Ocho-Cinco and Ray Lewis are good friends, right?
>> Anonymous
>>22232Jesus Christ, did the world just tilt on its axis?

Probably. Put money on Stanford next week.
>> Dr. Swordopolis
Dear Chad Johnson,

-STFU
-Shave that damn mohawk-thing
-and Don't Mess With Football

Sincerely,
the 20 bajillion people who don't enjoy the Ocho-Cinco Show
>> Anonymous
>>22258
Dear Dr Idiotopolis,

-STFU
-He shaved it last week
-Don't try thinking ever again

From the 40bajillion people pissed that you were born.
>> Anonymous
Chad Johnson is annoying. That being said, no one should be hung up on a football team enough to write such a long post.
>> Anonymous
Chad is king.
>> THE DENVER BRONCOS
Chad + production = win and lol

Chad + lack of production = stfu and gtfo

Yeah, mouthing off and making a spectacle of yourself is pretty gay when your team isn't above .500
>> Anonymous
Bengaldom doesn't need Chad Johnson to look stupid.
>> Anonymous
The whole "talent over character" thing has turned around and bit Marvin Lewis in the ass. I hope the Bengals can turn it back around because I don't want to see the Bungles back in town. We'll know in a couple weeks I guess.
>> narjhan
>>22331
They can't go back to "The Bungles". There's too much talent on that team. Cincinnati's just having an off season.

On the other hand, Brown has some cleaning up to do in the offseason.