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>>447746 Not on my watch faggot. Orton's out and the motherfucking dragon's coming for you, Tennessee, and guess what? We'll be 3 and out on our first five drives because I'm not even going to GO DEEP to my own guys. Instead I will hurl frozen ropes through everything with a Titans jersey on, so hard that your sternum, ribs, and spine crack like fucking fishbones. After the officials haul your ruined corpses off the field, on our next possession I will launch the ball into the space, which will orbit for approximately 20 minutes, finally landing perfectly in Rashied Davis' arms in the endzone with 1 second left. That is, if he had any arms left. They were vaporized, not by the extreme heat and velocity of descent through the atmosphere, but because I fucking threw it.
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