ARRIVESTAND ON DECK AND INTIMIDATELEAVE
Balfour would have rather lost the game, then have to face matt stairs
*glass shatters*
Longoria botched the toss on purpose to spare Howell the embarrassment of giving up a walk off grand slam.
>>430002im sure you meant balfour but yes that is why he did it
Matt Stairs used the force on Evan Longoria's throw.
you know what guys. pay me to just pace back and forth looking at the opposing pitchers and we'll go 162-0
GIVE ME ALL WORLD SERIES RINGSI WILL WEAR THEM ALL
>>429985BAH GAWD
arrivehold Longoria's wife hostage in the clubhouseforce longoria to botch throwdrink beerleave
>>430029you just polluted this thread with fail
>>430024>>GIVE ME A HELL YEAHfixed
>>430033The instant Matt Stairs was mentioned it failed. Trust me. Stupid meme is stupid meme.
>>430039>>430033gb2 clubhouse evan
>>430039I'm from philly. people who have never heard of the internet say the same stuff on the street and in the bar. it isn't a 4chonlol meme, its comedy gold.
>>430043gb2 worst sports city evah.
>>430046I bet they said the same thing about Ron Hextall.
>>430039WHAT
FACT: Balfour shat brix when he saw Stairs on deck and decided to throw the game.
>>430039gb2/18-1/ butthurtfag
>>430057fuck you just say boy?
>>429964is the game over? i fell asleep...
>>430009i'm sure you meant Ball-four but yes that's why he did it
>>430068WHAT
I saw Matt Stairs on deck. I secretly hoped the first batter would strike out so that we could see him force the ball to do his bidding.
>>430068Disregard that. I suck cocks on the bench and gravytrain teams to championships.
>>430069yes matt stairs ended it by intimidating balfour into sucking.
>>430073fuck you just say boy?
phils sweep in 6 bitches
STAIRS 3:16
>>430088WHAT
>>430092FUCKYOUJUSTSAYBOY?
>>429964Holy fuck that guy is FAT.
all you fucking butthurt faggots need to respect my greatness i win games from the on deck circle.
I want this series to go 7 games just for more Matt Stairs.
>>430029i lol'd
God is deadMatt Stairs is my new GodIf Matt Stairs was president in 2003, he said the Iraq had WMD, so Saddam Hussein went out and got WMD and hid them just so the USA could find them
MATT STAIRS
rays are lucky, if ruiz would had struck out in that inning with bases loaded and one out, matt stairs was on deck ready to killed it.
>>430354yeah genius, that's what this thread is about. also, lrn2english