Getting a bit nervous, to be honest. I didn't think anyone would even challenge USA softball.
Oh shi- thanks for the heads-up Anon
If anyone can beat them, it's the delicious Japanese softball team.
>>274228well if anyone it would be Japan, Cuba and Korea.Japan loves baseball so it's only natural they would have enough women to make a good softball team.YOU NO BIG PAPI
How epic would it be for USA to lose at the last ever olympic softball thing
Don't worry. They're just getting real lucky.No team can keep this up. It's always the same thing: Team tries to keep USA's ridiculous pace, gets tired, starts sucking.
>>274238But it's already the bottom of the fifth
ok, I just started watching and so far none of these japanese girls that I've seen are very delicious. what the hell is going on?
>>274252gb2 /jp/
>>274252What did you expectIt's sportsThey're not going to look like this
>>274252Most of the girls outside of Shibuya are busted
fuck usgay just got a hitNothing to see here, moon team isn't gonna win
Do softball players always suck this much at bunting?
>>274295thats what was laughing at when it was Usa vs China. Someone said yes.
I wish they'd quit trying to drag bunt and just square around.
WTF? How the hell was that a HBP?
HOLY SHIT LINE DRIVE DOUBLE PLAY
FUCK
There are only seven innings? Moonland has this game in the bag.
>>274313Maybe if that can hit the ballI herd that part is kinda important in softball =|
They're only doing it so that the IOC doesn't remove softball from the olympics.
whats 106km work out to in baseball pitcher mph?
I never knew this sport existed until today.What the hell this looks exactly like baseball
>>274326Around 66MPH
>>274326106 km/h = 65.8653464 mphdunno what it equates to in baseball, it's probably pretty fast, this is the American teamalso the umpire sounds like a TOTAL butch, it's actually kinda creepin me out?
>>274328ONLY IN USA BITCHES
>>274252lol at weeaboos who think all japanese women are hot.
The last Japanese batter was kinda hot.
>>274328Its the female version of baseball...
HOLY SHITSNORLAX BATTING FOR USA
thats america for ya one more cheeseburger please
>>274329America bringing out the fat guy
>>274326About 66MPH. A MLB change up is faster.
>>274350ahaha I though the same exact thingwild snorlax appeared! use the poke flute
#88 on usa looked like she might be hot
>>274333In baseball that's a bit above Little League level or a eephus pitch in Major Leagues.
my college softball team has so much ass and hotnessdamnnnn i got tricked into watching this
>>274358Yeah I get how to convert kmh to mph but theres a difference in distance from the mound in softball
Because the mound is closer to the batter, 66 mph looks like around 95 mph. I think.
>>274370No, that's not what I mean.Remember the dimensions on a softball diamond are a lot smaller so the pitch is going to get there faster than a 66 mph pitch in baseball.
Anyone got a stream for this?
http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/player.html?assetid=sofh-bj-sd16-082008-092004&channelcode=sportso
ALRIGHT BOTTOM OF THE SEVENTHWALK OFF HOME RUN FOR MOON TEAM
>>274393http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/live/index.htmlsemifinal video
Does softball have to do that two-runners-on rule in extra innings?
bunting :(i haet softball
>>274411I thought that was for the World Baseball Classic?
haha walkJapan girl swinging for the fences lol
>>274416I dunno about that, but the USA baseball team had to do it when they played Cuba a few days ago.
Japan wins!
>>274441Oh I guess it is for the Olympics thenBASE HIT HOLY BALLSUSA PITCHER FALLING TO PIECES
FUCKING BASE HIT
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>274386Just did the math; a 66mph softball pitch takes .44 seconds to reach the plate, a 90 mph baseball pitch takes .45 seconds. So they allow for the same amount of reaction time.
HOLY SHIT JOHN MCCAIN IS THE COACH OF USA
Jesus, fuck. Throw a strike!!
FULL COUNT.THIS BITCH WILL CHOKE
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCK YEAH
hm I have no idea whats going on but they seem to be happy
god damn it.
WHIIIIFF
WAY TO SWING AT BALL FOUR YOU DUMB CUNT, YOU WOULDA NEEDED A FUCKING TRAMPOLINE TO HIT THAT SHIT
damn that pitcher is fugley
I TAKE IT BACK.
oh boy they actually had to work so hard to go into a tie
>>274478LMAO
we got some friggin giants for a pitcher and catcher
This extra innings rule definitely doesn't favor Japan, since they can't hit for crap
JESUS, GET A BASE HIT ALREADY
the fuck? when did that girl go onto second base?
what the fuck was that
awww wrong base
>>274505International Softball Extra Inning Rule.Read the commentary, dammit.
LOL WHAT A DUMB MOVE BY JAPAN
>>274505Fail rule made up by female baseball player wannabees
you have to press circle to go to first, not square!!!
what the fucking crap. strike out, come on.
the screaming from the stands is making my head hurt
that girl going to third was the worst play ever
>>274518Then turn it down dumbass.
mon strike out then double playDoes softball even HAVE double plays?
>>274527see>>274306
>>274527The fuck stupid balls make it so it's hard to do double plays.
The pace of the game is better than baseball and yet its so much less interesting to watch
>>274528I mean like do they regularly turn 6-4-3 type DPs?
FUCK THE FOULING, HIT A BASE HIT
yess
Why do the girls have bigger balls than the guys?
STRIKE OUT LAWL
goddamn stupid bitch struck out
Sexiest Olympian I tell you what.
this match should be the perfect no brainer to prove why softball is out for the next olympicsit's just pure brilliance oh wowowow
What are they debating? Catcher's interference?
What are they discussing?
>>274545
/sp/: Best Olympics coverage ever
>>274545I'd love to just butter up her rolls and slap my wiener right in between them.And I wouldn't mind intercourse with her either.
LMAO she struck out on an obvious ball
>>274545D:
SWWWWWWWWWWINNG AND A MISS
>>274561With updates every 10 seconds.
GODDAMN ANOTHER FUCKING BITCH STRUCK OUT
>>274561it really is. I love having the olympics on and reading /sp/
I'm pretty sure, Ueno is a guy.AND FUCKING USELESS BITCH.You know, if US lose, it would look good to reinstate softball for 2016.
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO WAY TO HIT THE BALL STRAIGHT TO THE PITCHER
for some reason knowing how shitty this isi just can't stop watching it. i have to know who triumphs over the other pile of shit + snorlax
I dont have a stream. what's the score and inning count?
0-2!! BITCH GON GIT STRUCK OUT
>>2745880-0, bottom of 8th inning
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
NIPPON BANZAI! ^_^
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYOU STANDED TWO BITCHES AT BASE. FUCK YOU, F-U-C-K-Y-O-U!
>>274588Bottom of the Eighth (Extra innings), Japan battingScore is 0-0
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, IT'S OVER NOW
fucking useless, wtf they even have her on team usa
Base hit wins it for moonland now I assume
>>274594eurofag cheering against amerikkka, what a surprise
Fuck, they got the FATTEST GIRL ON THE TEAM at second.
EPIC FAIL BUNT, SON OF A BITCH NIGGER TIT
lol, fail bunt
>>274612Only if it's a double.
LOL WAY TO FAIL JAPAN
this pitcher better not screw it up for us
wow that was a load of FAIL. 2 outs from pop ups.
GODDAMNIT MOON YOU REALLY ARE USELESS
Whoa, one more moonbitch, girls.
this is painful to watch, now it's the top of 9th inning (USA).
epicccccc
awww hit the ball
Place your bets. Over or under 12 innings.
noooooooooooooooooooooo
arrrrrghh
That was a quick inning
>>274649I'll say 9th Inning USA.
Fuck you Japs!!USA!! USA!! USA!!
>>274614Maybe he just really wants to see more exciting shutout softball innings
>>274649Under. That last inning didn't look so good for Team Moon :<
yeah yeahhhh we slap ur mamalike how we bombed hiroshima
THEY GOT THE NIGRESS AT SECONDFUCK
/sp/ = softball experts
These outfielders are seeing about as much action as a NL designated hitter
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
1 RUN JAPS
fucking hellscrew thisI'm gonna go masturbate
LOL 1-0 USA
;-; fuck this game. all the officials are handing the game to team usa
Lol, the ump runs funny.
AMERICAFUCK YEAH
>>274684You're rooting for a female softball team and having to use racist terms to justify yourself? Wow quite pathetic.
and snorlax appearsssss
oh well was nice to see them struggling for so long agaisnt a team who probably learned to play this a week ago.imma go watch bmx
NIPPON BANZAI
>>274696saging a 100 post thread because of obvious troll
This sucks, moon team will never get another shot at USAFuck you IOC, that was exciting as hell
>>274704HAIL BRITANNIA
>>274715Hey, it's only 1-0. Anything can happen.
USE THE POKE BALL
why moon team though?wtf is moon team?
>>274703Nah, Moonland is like crazy for this shit. Plus they played in the Olympics before.I'm convinced Ueno is a transgendered woman. And a walk.
>>274725cause they speak moon
The hippo's gonna hit a homerun.
BUSTOS IS BUSTY AMIRITE LAWL
HOMERUNUSAUSAUSA
4-0SHIT'S DONE, SON.
BiG BERTA UP TO BAT!
HOME RUN SNORLAX
>>274739FUUUUUCK SNORLAX WOKEUP AND HIT A HOMERUN!!
>>274739CALLED IT BITCH!!
3 RUN HOMERSO GLAD THAT GUY IS ON THE US TEAM
this is bullshit. there were three fucking strikes there and the umpire didn't call them.
>>274739you already knew it didn't you?
JAPANI *TOLD* YOUUSE THE ULTRA BALL
>>274748had that shit type out, ueno is too tired
>>274739SaiGAR Loser, your prediction come true again like in SaiGAR!
>>274754Hippo's hit the most homeruns in the tourney.
>>274752Well the ump is probably American...Isn't that against the rules in international sport??
And you guys thought I couldn't go yard
Stop channeling Melky Cabrera, bitch.
well time to change the channel now that the US won. What a shitty game nonetheless, just another GIRLS CAN PLAY AS GOOD AS GUYS shit. GJ USA.
>>274750I figured the same. The only thing such a fat lady could be good for is securing the situation of not needing to run very fast.
>>274761She's Canadian apparently.
look at the smug look on their faces, I hope japan wipes those smiles off
>>274752How can you tell in that angle, honestly.>>274761I bet she's Russian or something. Chances are she isn't American.
>>274785it's 4-0, they won't.
The face of a champion
Finally, the inning's over. Damn.
>>274794She looks like a mexican man, and probably is.
ok time to watch something else
>>274235you're thinking baseball, not softball
LAWLI love the DDR music.
OH SHI-
FUCK 4-1
only three more to go, come on team japan!
>>274776But that's basically American.
>>274834
>>274836Canadafags would work against us if they could.
>>274836Try and tell that to a Canadian's face.
>>274834Get out
>>274843They'd throw their chai tea mocha latte all over your shirt.
>>274843Well, yeah, but that'd be like telling a North Korean that they aren't inhabitants of the shittiest country in the world. They just don't know and don't want to admit it.
1 down, 2 to go.
>>274794is that finch who's laughing on the right?
BITCH STOP THROWING BALLS.
I like the grunt this pitcher makes when she throws.
Ganbarre!
1 MORE STRIKE
GG Japan
this game is such bullshit. I can't be the only one that sees how japans strike zone is suddenly 3 times larger than usa's? usa can throw it towards the moon and they'd call it a strike against the japanese team.
USA WINS
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fukikkkkkkkki just turned it back on caus u fags said it was going down.nooooooooooooooo
>>274890cry more you japanite.
This game has just started to air on Universal HD.
>>274890YOUR WEABOO TEARS. THEY ARE DELICIOUS.
I'd say every population has about ten percent hot girls and rest fall above average or below.