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CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
The maple leafs are a fucking embarrassment to hockey.

They haven't been relevant since the league expansion.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
agreed
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Pic....related?
>> Anonymous
The Wild have a better record than the Penguins.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>413691

Pic is always related.

Fucking double minor penalty.

FUCK.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Wow, the refs are really in the pockets of Toronto.

Pens killed off the double minor and are immediately called for ANOTHER ticky tack penalty.

Fuck this shit.
>> Anonymous
>>413691
Fuck yeah
>> Anonymous
I think CB is a troll.
This just cements it.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
HAHAHAHAHA YET AGAIN!

Another PP killed(6 straight minutes) and they are called for ANOTHER penalty.

8 straight minutes of pp time for the leafs.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Wow, what a fucking joke.

>>413707

The truth is a troll?
>> Anonymous
its tied now i hope CB didnt have an orgasm over that
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>413729

The first shift after 4 straight penalties and Crosby assists on the tying goal.

What do you think?

That was his 200th career assist.
>> Anonymous
I hate the Leafs and even I find myself cheering for the right now.
>> Anonymous
>>413740
It's the Crosby effect, you have to hate the Pens unless you're a Pensfag.

Also, CB bitching about penalty calls? wat
>> Anonymous
Way to fail scoring on an empty net, Pittsburgh
>> Anonymous
Haha, COCKBLOCKED on that 2-on-0
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
300 points for Crosby.

all too easy

2-1 Pens
>> jello44 !1QdphQF/uk
>>413885

They're playing the LEAFS, how sad is it that you have to gloat while playing the LEAFS? An AHL team can beat the Leafs.
>> Jitterboogie !40hMlBXxb6
Q: When did cujo become second goaltender calibre? Last I payed attention he was a big name..
>> Anonymous
>>413902

its CB he gloats over everything
>> jello44 !1QdphQF/uk
>>413909

Yeah I know, it's just silly to gloat over beating the team that is going to get the best shot to get Tavares at the draft.

>>413904

Around his final year with his first stint with the Loafs. He is 41, but was still pretty decent a few years ago.
>> Anonymous
>>413707
you are a real man of genius
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>413902

I'm not gloating over beating the leafs.

That's like gloating over beating up a retarded toddler.

I'm celebrating Sidney Crosby's 300th career point.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>413972
>I'm celebrating Sidney Crosby's 300th career dive.

Fixed.
>> jello44 !1QdphQF/uk
>>413949

Today we salute you, Mr Obvious-Statement-Maker-Guy.
>> jello44 !1QdphQF/uk
>>413972

>I'm celebrating the 300th time I jacked off to a picture of Crosby this month.

fix'd
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>CapitalistBastard
>> Anonymous
>>413685
The penguins were never relevant until they won Crosby.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>414075

Except for those Stanley Cups and 7 straight Art Ross Trophies.
>> Anonymous
>>414075
except you know when we had mario and jagr
>> Anonymous
>>414089
When Obama wins do you promise to move to Canada and never taint this country again?
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>414100

>move to Canada

At least they vote for the right party and like hockey.

>Obama wins

I can't wait to gloat across the entire internet when Obama goes down in flames.
>> Anonymous
>>414100

You lose either way.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>CapitalistBastard
>> Anonymous
so montreal spanked toronto 6-1 and the pens are "holding on" at 2-1
>> Anonymous
>>414105
Lol... McCain fag. Why are you tainting my Pittsburgh with conservatism?
>> Anonymous
>>414105
Just like you couldn't wait to gloat when the Pens won the cup right?
Or when Marian Hossa resigned with them?
>> Anonymous
>>414105
The conservatives are
A) only in 'power' because the right-wing parties amalgamated all their votes, and
B) in a minority government, meaning they can't do shit in Parliament without appeasing the left wing
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>414133

Because I see what a shithole democratic governance leads to.

Have you been to the fucking Hill District lately?

SIDNEY CROSBY.

THAT WAS A FUCKING SEXY GOAL.

SCORED FROM BEHIND THE FUCKING NET.

100 career goals
201 career assists
301 career points

Suck it.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>CapitalistBastard
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4-1 Pens.

Assisted by SIDNEY CROSBY!

Make that 202 assists.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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>>414146

165 Goals
147 Assists
312 Points

Suck it.
>> Anonymous
Hockey Night In Canada: Here's a brief update on that totally exciting action-packed Habs/Senators game(s), now back to in-depth live coverage of the Leafs sucking ass.
>> Anonymous
>>414164
whats it like up on that bandwagon?
>> Anonymous
>>414146


>>100 career goals
>>201 career assists
>>301 career points


0 cups
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>414164

Sidney Crosby
Games Played: 218

Ovie "rat-faced" Slav
Games Played: 249

Idiot.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>414185

I didn't know the Caps had a bandwagon. I've been going to games since the late 90's.
>> Anonymous
So one/two good forwards, one (lol injured) good defenseman, and one good goalie, with AHL-grade riff-raff filling in the blanks.

Congrats Pittsburgh, you're the Calgary Flames of the East. :X
>> Anonymous
>>414171
I know, fuck. I just bought the NHL network today so I could see some HNIC and this is the game I get stuck with.
>> Anonymous
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>>414195
>"rat-faced"
Bit of a pot calling the kettle black, methinks.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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>>414195

Ovechkin
Calder Memorial Trophy
Lester B. Pearson Award
Hart Memorial Trophy
Maurce "Rocket" Richard Trophy
Art Ross Trophy

Crosby
Lester B. Pearson Award
Hart Memorial Trophy
Art Ross Trophy

Idiot.
>> Anonymous
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>>414195
>"rat-faced"
Haha, oh you. The Penguins have been quite fruitful themselves in the God-Awful Hideous-Looking Euros draft.
>> Anonymous
>>414206
clearly the person who made that motivational poster remembers second place
as well as you for posting it
>> Anonymous
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>>414216
That's funny, I don't see the only worthwhile trophy on there.

Of course, that's because it's in my hands. Enjoy your consolation prizes, fuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>414197
lol if by "late 90s" you mean "right after they drafted ovechkin" then yeah
>> Jitterboogie !40hMlBXxb6
That was a bad game. Both teams did poorly. Penguins did less poorly
>> Anonymous
>>414195

What's your point, is it that Crosby's fragile?
>> Anonymous
>>414229
Don't forget your Conn Smythe, Hank!
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
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>>414216
Won when Crosby was injured LOL.

Number of Playoff series won: 0

Future number of cups: 0

Enjoy that automatic southeast division seed.

It still won't win you a god damn thing.


>>414206

Thanks for reminding me. Malkin got his 200th point tonight.

>>414240

More like he has a MUCH higher PPG average.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>414229

That trophy has a lot to do with team performance. Regardless, I'd take Zetterberg over Crosby.

>>414251

He won the Calder Memorial when Crosby was healthy and if you honestly think Crosby ever has a chance of winning the Rocket Richard then you're even dumber than I fucking thought. Also, Crosby didn't win a playoff series the year he won the Hart, Pearson and Art Ross, either.
>> Anonymous
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>>414251
>list of statistics
>"Future number of cups"

Christ, are you for real? It's painful to read anything your type, specifically because I laugh so hard it makes my lungs rip out of my chest and go flying in opposite directions.
>> Anonymous
>>414251
>More like he has a MUCH higher PPG average


What the fuck are you talking about? AO's played 30 more games, big shit. How does that translate to a "much higher PPG average"? It's only 30 games.
>> Anonymous
>>414164
i love how hkkk cant help but turn a pens-leafs thread into a ovie-crosby flamewar
christ dude, get a life
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>414271

I only turned it into that after CB started overhyping Crosby once again.
>> Anonymous
HKK is a nigger
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>414261

>Also, Crosby didn't win a playoff series the year he won the Hart, Pearson and Art Ross, either.

You are dumber than fucking dirt.

He would have won the Hart, Pearson and Art Ross had he been healthy.

We know this because Ovechkin almost LOST the Art Ross to the SECOND best player on the penguins.

Southeast division.

How is Ovie doing this year?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>414283

Sup CB

Also, PPG is a bullshit stat. Want proof?

Eric Lindros: 1.138
Gordie Howe: 1.047
>> Anonymous
I bet CB has that Cindy DVD.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>414294

>He would have won the Hart, Pearson and Art Ross had he been healthy.

Cool, I didn't know you had powers to rewrite history. Crosby couldn't stay healthy even though he plays a far less physical game than Ovechkin.

>We know this because Ovechkin almost LOST the Art Ross to the SECOND best player on the penguins.

Almost doesn't mean shit. He won it, end of discussion. Secondly, Malkin is better than Crosby.
>> Anonymous
>>414294
>He would have won the Hart, Pearson and Art Ross had he been healthy.

Ah yes, let's hypothesize alternate realities and use them as reliable arguments!

Crosby got injured? Tough shit for him.
>> Anonymous
>>414295
comparing player from different generations is retarded
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>414295

HKK is fucking pathetic.

You can't compare stats of players from different eras in Hockey.

Holy fuck, It's obvious that you are a 15 year old bandwagon faggot that never laced up a day in your life.

>>414265

Basic Math fail.
>> Anonymous
HKK gordie howe played til he was in his 40's. Lindros burnt out, Howe faded away.

Glad to know you have a basic knowledge of the history of the game you stupid fucking nigger
>> Anonymous
Sweet Raptor Jesus, it's last night all over again! Could you two faggots please just fuck so the rest of us can go back to messing with Boston fans?
>> Anonymous
ITT hockeyfags imagine they actually like sports
>> Anonymous
Ovechkin: 4 Goals; 1 Assist; 1 Broken Nose
Crosby: 1 Goal; 1 Assist; 1 Dive

That is all.
>> Anonymous
i love this nigger HKK talking about how "physical" ovechkin plays. just because the dude can truck a flat footed d-man standing on the blueline, or take 4+ strides before he hits someone, he's the next goddamn Pat Verbeek. GTFO with that shit. ovechkin can take those runs because he's a winger and has lesser defensive responsibilities than a center would.

again, HKK displaying his grasp of the game of hockey, inherited from the lips of the Caps' dipshit color commentator
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>414294

Oh and I almost forgot...

>How is Ovie doing this year?

Considering you give Crosby all the credit for team accomplishments(like playoff wins), Ovechkin has out played both Crosby and Malkin since he the Caps beat the Pens a few days ago.

>>414308

No, it's not. Here's another one:

Bobby Smith: 0.962
Cam Neely: 0.956
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>414326

>Ovechkin has out played both Crosby and Malkin since he the Caps beat the Pens a few days ago.

Where he scored 0 fucking points.

0 points.

>No, it's not. Here's another one:

Reposted without comment.

You are so obviously a new fan. It hurts.
>> Anonymous
>>414308
>>414309
>>414310
>>414323

CB
>> Anonymous
>>414326

uh...
Smith and Neely's careers overlapped.
>> Anonymous
nice try nigger
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>414328

A win is a win and he fucked up Malkin quite a few times. Smith and Neely played at the same time. You are so obviously a bandwagon faggot.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>414330

I have never used the n-word on 4chan.

Ever.

Run away now HKK.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>414332

That was my point. If you don't want to compare people who played in different eras with PPG, I'll do it in guys in the same era with PPG. The stat is bullshit. There's no way anyone would rather have Smith than Neely on their team.
>> Anonymous
>>414341
>on 4chan
lol
>> Anonymous
>>414341

I pray to Allah that you and your family die in holy fire
>> Anonymous
>>414309
I like how you try to use basic math as an argument so soon after deciding to use 'future cup wins' as a statistic.
>> Anonymous
>>414347

wait what? you are contradicting yourself now, nigger
you're saying no one would want a consistent playmaking center, a leader in the dressing room, who led two different teams to the finals and made the players around him better over cam neely?

dude, i dunno what kind of hype fantasy team you're building, but if its the mid-late 80's, and i'm a GM, I'm taking Bobby Smith. 100% NOT trolling, a playmaker always over a powerforward. what is Cam Neely going to do without Craig Janney feeding him the puck?
>> Anonymous
>>414341
So saying 'nigger' is bad, but 'rat-faced slav' (particularly when one of YOUR OWN TEAM'S STAR PLAYERS WHO SAVED YOUR TEAM'S ASS WHEN CROSBY BROKE HIMSELF is one) is somehow a 'better' expression of xenophobic racism?

Are you even ATTEMPTING to make sense anymore?
>> Anonymous
>>414341

CB, are you this cocky in real life too? Christ you remind of that douchebag everyone hated in high school but he still went around thinking he was the coolest.
>> Anonymous
>>414323

Crosby doesn't have any fucking "defensive responsibilities", the Pens were on the penalty kill for about 8 minutes of the first period and during that time he played about 50 seconds. 50 fucking seconds. some "defensive responsibility" eh?
>> Anonymous
>>414413

congratulations on finding the Time on Ice reports tab on NHL.com nigger. when i say "defensive responsibilities", I am talking about a) 5-on-5 play (not special teams) and b) THE ROLE OF A PLAYER AS IT RELATES TO HIS POSITION.

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT CENTERS ARE EXPECTED TO BACK CHECK TO DEEP IN THEIR OWN DEFENSIVE ZONE, AS WELL AS AIDE IN THE RETRIEVAL OF LOOSE PUCKS AND HELP THEIR DEFENSEMEN OUT ALONG THE END BOARDS? OR ARE YOU JUST THAT NEW TO THE GAME OF HOCKEY THAT YOU CONFUSE KILLING A PENALTY WITH PLAYING GOOD DEFENSIVE HOCKEY ON A REGULAR SHIFT FUCKING NIGGER
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
Cindy will be the next eric lindros....one ahrt trophy ZERO cups. he`s a bitch and he will NEVER go to the cup final again. you know that commercial of crosby saying that he never wants to be in `this picture`again, well he won`t. because he wont even fucking get to be an easy cup victory for the wings again. FUCK THAT DIVER HES A OVERRATED PIECE OF CRYBABY SHIT!!!!!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>> Anonymous
>>414408

Thats odd, he reminds me of the loser everybody laughed at in high school then would take his anger out on message boards and chat rooms.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>414529
Considering he's probably still IN high school this may be true.
>> Anonymous
>>414529
You could say that about both of them though...
>> Anonymous
wat i hate the most is that crosby is talented, but he dives. i hate how commentators are always mentioning how strong crosby`s legs and core are and how he cant be knocked off the puck and hes so much stronger than you`d think. well, if that`s true it goes to show you he diving. He doesnt need to be some big physical prescense but grow a fucking pair and take a little contact. bitch.
>> sayain zubas !!o6QbIm7BfuM
>>414229
i can taste the ownage, and its fucking GOOD
>> sayain zubas !!o6QbIm7BfuM
>>414251
bald d00d is BALLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD