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Anonymous
Oh my god. Can you guys belive DC beat Toronto last night?
>> Anonymous
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Dichio is still the man.
>> Anonymous
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Oh my god. Can you guys believe the Ukraine beat Sweden last night?

But we'll show them next sunday on the field that matters
>> Anonymous
We both have awful goalkeepers. Zach Wells to replace Troy Perkins....geez, what were we thinking?
>> Anonymous
There's something about RFK Stadium...
>> Anonymous
>>116774

Yes, RFK. Where the fans have actual passion for their team, where singing and chanting is fun, inviting, and uplifting to our awesome club.

Unlike Toronto, where "passion" consists of streamers thrown at players taking corner kicks and "We have healthcare" is the best chant you have. Classy lot, you are.
>> Anonymous
>>116793

I'm sorry I cant hear you over the sound of how much ass TFC fans kick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhXLf2zkhGA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnMxppiVI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb7C_pKF8bc
>> Anonymous
doesn't Laurent Robert play for TFC now?

if so you're fucked!
>> Spoof !!HYH71mAkmGC
>>116793

If by "awesome club" you mean a club that falls from first to last in one season, than D.C. has to be one of the awesomest pro teams I've seen in a while.
>> Anonymous
Congratulations on being loud once in a while. I still want to know why your fans throw things at players. And why you play on carpet despite a brand new stadium. And why your biggest fan club is called the "Red Patch Boys".

And yeah, we are awesome. We did the exact same thing as last year and still finished first. Where did you finish last year?
>> Anonymous
>>117023
FIRST YEAR EXPANSION TEAM?
We had to depth, because it was our first year. Players got injured, and there was no one to replace them, you know why? BECAUSE IT WAS OUR FIRST YEAR.

Also, we throw streamers because it makes people like you bitch, like tissue paper ever hurt anyone.
>> Britannian Anonymous !4bbKDTSEQc
North Americans arguing about football? ON /sp/???

Dear God...the world is ending...
>> Spoof !!HYH71mAkmGC
>>117023
>Prior to that historic meeting the group had decided to use the name “Red Patch Boys”, in homage to the veterans of the “1st Canadian Infantry Division” of the Second World War. This unit was referred to as the “Red Patch Devils” by axis troops in recognition of their bravery and perseverance in the face of heavy combat.

The founding members felt that a name honouring this illustrious fighting unit could be worn as a symbol of pride for our country, our city, and our newfound team. As well the new group hoped to emulate the camaraderie and fellowship exhibited by our soldiers in arms.

That answer your question?
>> Anonymous
FREDDY ADU PLEASE COME BACK WE MADE WAFFLES
>> Anonymous
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fuck the rest of the MLS, everyone knows who the real top team is.
>> Anonymous
>Congratulations on being loud once in a while.

More like being loud all the time amirite? Everyone in that stadium is drunk and singing. Its like a giant karaoke bar.

>I still want to know why your fans throw things at players

Because its fun, makes kicking corners for the opposing team a bitch, and... its fun.

>why you play on carpet despite a brand new stadium

Dunno, financial reasons? Turf seems to be a Toronto thing.

>And why your biggest fan club is called the "Red Patch Boys".

Lucha Libras > Red Patch Boys
>> Anonymous
>Also, we throw streamers because it makes people like you bitch, like tissue paper ever hurt anyone.

That's all well and good until someone sneaks a battery or a bottle or a coin or a piss bag into the mix. Then it isn't fun, it's crime, and your team forfeits points and plays a couple matches with the fans locked out of the stadium. Just ask the Serie A. It's not bitching if it's speaking from experience.

Take a page from our book. Throw the streamers before the game, after goals, at halftime, etc. Or throw them straight up instead of out on the field. But don't put the players in jeopardy.

>More like being loud all the time amirite? Everyone in that stadium is drunk and singing. Its like a giant karaoke bar.

You guys really have the best of both worlds. If you win a lot, hey, we're the best fans in the league, we're all loud and stuff. And if you lose, oh well, we're expansion anyway. Just do us all a favor and remember that you weren't here first.

>everyone knows who the real top team is.

Ah yes, the Revs. You're about as successful as Toronto. But they're expansion, what's your excuse?

>in homage to the veterans of the “1st Canadian Infantry Division” of the Second World War.

That's actually cool. DC United has the Screaming Eagles, as well. Wonder why teams stay away from military mascots, but supporters groups adopt them immediately?
>> Anonymous
I have prepared a treatise upon the subject of why the fans of my favored club are intellectually, spiritually, aesthetically, and olefactorily superior to the fans of another club. I hope you will stick around to listen.

Our story begins in 485 BCE, when a common farmer in the Peloponnesian invented sport while kicking goat testicles at another boy who was currently engaged in a pederast relationship with a sturdy Athenian hoplite named Scrotus...
>> Anonymous
>>117217

Copypasta from The Onion, or something?
>> Anonymous
>>117219
Made up on the spot for shits and giggles
>> Anonymous
>>117224
/sp/ moves slow enough for original content to be timely formulated
>> Anonymous
lol MLS
>> Anonymous
>>117023
>And why you play on carpet despite a brand new stadium.
Toronto FC's history is too short for me to are about them, but I have played on their "carpet". (They rent it out to local leagues during the winter.) It's excellent. There are many parts of the world where the grass-growing season doesn't match up perfectly with the playing season. In those climates, the "carpet" is the best choice.

My only concern would be how it plays when wet. It might be better or worse than grass during rain.
>> Anonymous
>>117079
well, aside from houston, right?