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Anonymous
I plan to have an NFL team in England
>> Anonymous
NEW England?
>> Anonymous
New Old New England
>> Anonymous
This is great, once the NFL gets a team in England.....Soccer will be a global term.
>> Anonymous
>>427303
How the Hell would that work? I really really really want sport to be truly international, I do. I talk about it all the time, it would be really cool to have an international league.

The thing is, it simply isn't going to happen until transportation becomes 1)faster and 2) dirt cheap. That isn't too far in the future, but all this talk of European expansion is a little preemptive.
>> Anonymous
>>427311
PROTIP: the NFL can afford the flights
>> Anonymous
Terrible idea. Time zones, jet lag, travel time... pity the poor teams that'd get stuck in the same division.
>> Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
>>427303
Will you then change the name to International Football League? If so, lulz ensue.
>> Anonymous
>>427318
they should do something that comes out as UEFA
>> Anonymous
>>427318
No, it will just be called Football.
>> Anonymous
goodell is a master troll
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>427318
They'll have to do that anyway when the Bills move to Toronto. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>427337
And nothing of value was lost.
>> Anonymous
>>427337
you shut your whore mouth!
>> Anonymous
Roger Goodell is a tool
>> Anonymous
>>427315
That's still a, what, 8 hour flight that would have to be done at least a day earlier than a flight to another U.S. NFL team. Not to mention that the players would have to adjust to the time difference going to and coming from England which takes a few days.

Sure, it could be done, but the logistics would be nuts unless they just stick to not having an England based team and instead play a few games there a year with matchups between two U.S. teams.
>> Anonymous
What would the team be called?

The England Crumpets?
>> Anonymous
>>427360

Fuck that, just make the euro team come to America to play. They don't like it? Tough shit, not like their home field advantage would be worth shit anyways. "Oooooh I really like my team brb chucking a flare." Yeah, super hardcore.
>> Anonymous
>>427360
i see your point, especially with the concord decommissioned it's a time obstacle

but as a fan, i'd like a morning game to watch on sunday D
>> Anonymous
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London Silly Nannies
>> Anonymous
England before LA or Toronto? LOL
>> Anonymous
>>427415
LA will probably never have another football team and Toronto will probably get the Bills in a few years. I can't think of a better market for an NFL team than Europe to be honest.
>> Anonymous
Why do people keep thinking that the NFL will move the Bills to Toronto? That's a fucking stupid idea considering there are teams are making less profit that could be moved instead.
>> Casanova Frankenstein !upUGcHlgU2
Mexico City and Toronto will be the next set of expansion teams.
>> Anonymous
>>427435
Ralph Wilson will not live forever. His successor will be gently encouraged to move from the 1.1 million person metro area to the 5.6 million person metro area.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>427442
>Mexico City

Oh hell no.
>> Anonymous
>>427337

National Hockey League
>> Anonymous
GO MARLINS!
>> Anonymous
>>427442

Mexico will get an MLB team before they get an NFL franchise. They already have the Raiders, and the Gramaticas.
>> Anonymous
>>427316

Please, they play once a week, you can give the team a bye before they play them

And in my experience the 3 hr jetlag is just as bad a 6 hour one
>> Anonymous
>>427435

Teams making less then the Buffalo Bills:

Kansas City Chiefs, Seattle Seahawks, San Francisco 49ers, Detroit Lions

See any obvious movers? I don't. Maybe the Seacocks because Seattle is a shitty sports town but they're also a billionaire's plaything.
>> Anonymous
>>427466

Cite your sauce, or gtfo
>> Casanova Frankenstein !upUGcHlgU2
>>427442
One of the largest cities on earth, a stadium that seats 130,000 and growing popularity of football in mexico.

It's coming.
>> Anonymous
>>427470
Forbes you dumb cockface.

http://www.forbes.com/2008/09/10/nfl-team-valuations-biz-sports-nfl08_cz_kb_mo_0910nfl_land.html

Learn to google.

Bills are 5th to last in operating income.
>> Detroiter !zg3qAF9X/E
>>427475
Also, a growing popularity of spoiled kids who went to college for free that aren't going to want to play in the shithole of the universe, Mexico.
>> Anonymous
>>427478
I guess that means that franchise will have to try to win by drafting smartly and coaching players.

Since they won't be as desirable a location as Detroit.
>> Anonymous
Maybe one day Chad Ocho Cinco will be traded to the Mexico City team.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>427475

Mexico is the asshole of the planet. Worst place in the world. Darfur is a better place than Mexico.
>> Anonymous
It is /sp/'s duty to come up with a not-completely-gay Mexico City name before whoever gets the franchise manages to fuck it up.

I vote Mexico City Enchiladaz
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>427491

The Naranjeros.
The Landscapers.
The Leafblowers.
The Textile Workers.
>> Anonymous
El Chupacabras.
>> Casanova Frankenstein !upUGcHlgU2
>>427489


Mexico city is nicer than Detroit.
>> Anonymous
>>427501
So? Detroit doesn't have a professional football franchise.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>427501

Incorrect. Mexico City makes Detroit look like Portland.
>> Anonymous
>>427502
only because the NFL lacks relegation
>> Anonymous
>>427505
Portland sucks but I still don't understand the analogy...
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>427512

You're retarded then.
>> Anonymous
>>427502

Ahahahaha, nice. Anon just made my day. Thank you for your post
>> Anonymous
>>427491

How about the Mexico City Falcons. Go CFL style.
>> Anonymous
Dear /sp/:

please stop listening to stupid cock fags, this is why easy mode troll = /sp/.

since the nfl already has Thursday games, a Euro team would probably find most their games on thursdays through the regular season, what would it really interrupt, more faggoty world series or greys anatomy, logistics really not that bad. Cross country vs. trans atlantic, meh they play football, don't let them be pussies like soccer and basketball players. damn it /sp/ demand more from your athletes!
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>427520

Go back to /v/ if you can't properly type English.
>> Anonymous
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>>427521

wut?

I think international football would be rad. pic related take that soccer kids!
>> Anonymous
fuck yes! i am a britfag nfl fan and i would LOVE this.

i have only seen one NFL game live (wembely last year) and it was fucking awesome.

going to see saints v chargers on sunday.

fuck yeah England NFL franchise, just don't put the team in London, southern england is faggot town.
>> Anonymous
theyd prolly put the team in manchester since i hear those guys already like football alot
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>427542

Agreed. Put a man's sport where REAL men live: Scotland. Preferably Edinburgh.
>> Casanova Frankenstein !upUGcHlgU2
>>427505

bullshit.

Atleast in Mexico city you'll just be kidnapped a couple of times. Where as in Detroit, you stand a good chance of being killed for your shoes.
>> Anonymous
>>427545

Manchester works, an hours drive from me, i would go to every fucking game.
>> Anonymous
Would the Brits even watch it? I figured they'd hate football with a passion if only because of HURR HURR AMERICAN and FOOTBALL=SOCCER
>> Anonymous
>>427548
Just to see the away teams come, right? You do realize the team will be fucking awful for about 6-10 years.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>427547

Kidnapped and held for ransom, and then when your family pays up you're getting shot in the back of the head anyways.
>> Casanova Frankenstein !upUGcHlgU2
>>427564
Atleast the food is better than in detroit.
>> Detroiter !zg3qAF9X/E
At least we don't speak spanish in Detroit. That makes us at least 90% better than Mexico City.
>> Detroiter !zg3qAF9X/E
I can already see the list of potential team names for a Mexico City franchise:
Beaners
Borderhoppers
Dirty Sanchez
Your Name Here's for 1/25th the price of an American Team
Mexistaches
>> Anonymous
>>427556
Yeah, that's what I would think as well, but apparently there are a few Britfags here that love that shit. I guess it probably has the same popularity in Great Britain as Soccer does in the U.S. (which is higher than all the American /sp/ posters would like to admit).
>> Anonymous
If there was a Mexico City team it should be called the Amigos and the player contracts should stipulate that in public appearances no fewer than 3 of them can appear at once.
>> Anonymous
the team should be called the mexico city mexicans
>> Anonymous
>>427625
and then all of the players will be black americans
>> Anonymous
There is a 95% chance any Mexico City NFL franchise will be called the "Aztecs"

The other 5% covers the possibility that they name it something shit like "Warriors"
>> Casanova Frankenstein !upUGcHlgU2
>>427651

The Jaguars would have been the perfect name.
>> Anonymous
Mexico City Chupacabras

I don't think there is a better name.
>> Anonymous
mexico city beaners vs. guadalajara drywallers in taco bell stadium
>> Anonymous
>>427758
They could be associated with the university and be the Pumas.
>> Anonymous
A padball team in England? Hahahahaha.

oh god, lol. don't kid yourselves amerifags, everybody here despises the NFL. We'd rather watch the MLS (which is already as much as a joke as the NFL is)
>> Anonymous
>>427787
LOL, did all of you eurofags get together to make up that genius insult, LOL
>> Anonymous
>>427787
'sup, troll?

Is that why the National Padball League sold out Wembley (40,000 of the tickets were gone in the first 90 minutes) with two second-tier teams?
>> Anonymous
>>427819


half of those tickets were bought out by the NFL and amerifags itself

85% of britain were unaware of that match. and that game was responsible for the shitty pitch condition during the england match, you fucks. keep your shitty cancer sports out.
>> Anonymous
>>427819

There were over 9000 empty seats recorded at the padball game in wembley last year

Over half the tickets sold were americans in attendance, which means that there were just 30 thousand non Americans who came to see nfl gridiron and most of them only did out of curiosity to see what this low-profile sport is. They soon realized why only Americans watch the 4 hour stop start snorefest that is padball and decided to leave. can't blame them really
>> Anonymous
London NFL team?

inb4 BIG BEN Roethlisberger is their QB
>> Anonymous
Stop feeding the Eurotrolls, you morons.
>> Anonymous
>>427831

Seriously you amerifags have this stupid sentiment thats like "lol we'll try to popularize our sport globally ^___^ NFL will be king!!11"

Nobody could give two shits. Why do you think only America likes it? Think about it. You guys are the odd ones out that can't compete in a globally dominated sport, and as a result you watch a sport that only you guys are good at (which requires no athletic ability other than eating alot) As mentioned above, just leave your snorefest to yourselves, we want nothing to do with it.
>> Anonymous
>>427831
yeah, theyd rather watch a sport where all the points come off of penalty kicks
>> Anonymous
>>427844
>globally dominated
lol enjoy competing with people that cant understand any sport more complicated than soccer (africans, mexicans, filipinos)
>> Anonymous
>>427849

"the rest of the world" =/= Africa, Mexico and Philippines
>> Anonymous
>>427846

..the fuck sport are you talking about?
>> Anonymous
>>427859
i'm sure he means soccer, since it usually ends in a tie

problem is that they don't have penalty kicks in a tie, they just each get equal credit in the division

it should always go to penalty kicks in a tie
retarded sport IS retarded

enjoy the NFL game britfags
>> Anonymous
>>427864
Enjoy being stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>427871
nice

why not just say NO U?

really, come up with something better next time 0/10
>> Anonymous
>>427844
You mean that one you guys are good at?

Because we still have Basketball, Gridiron, and Hockey
>> Anonymous
>>427876
There really isn't any point putting effort into arguing about something the other person obviously has no idea about.
>> Anonymous
>>427864

It never ends in a tie if it's a major competition (plus an extra 30 minutes + PK's). Ties only happen in regular season game and it's deserved because they only happen if both teams play like shit. If every single tie went into penalty kicks then it wouldn't be deserved if one team wins if they've been playing like shit the entire match.
>> Anonymous
>>427879
Oh You!
>> Anonymous
Sure is a lot of butthurt Eurofaggottry going on tonight.
>> Anonymous
>>427897

Yeah I would be very butthurt if the NFL ever came here. Stay the fuck out
>> Anonymous
>>427892
Plus - no one actually likes penalty kicks or thinks they're fair. They're only used in knock-out competitions where you actually can't just call it a draw. No need to go using them unnecessarily, ie in a league.
>> Anonymous
>>427900
failtroll is fail
britfags are asleep
>> Anonymous
It puzzles me how one of, if not the main criticism Americunts have of soccer is that a small minority of games are decided on penalty kicks.
>> Anonymous
DON'T WORRY GUYS.

NFL WILL WIN FIFA.
>> Anonymous
>>427910
Its more along the line of the mind boggling idea that you all think that even though the clock is constantly running something is actually fucking happening.

There is more then enough boring midfield doldrums, or Hell, people kicking the goddamn ball out of bounds and having it tossed back in to make up for every second of huddle in gridiron.
>> Anonymous
>>427900
It won't catch on, don't worry. Most people won't even give it a chance, and most of the minority who do won't like it. Much like soccer in America.
>> Anonymous
>>427910
thats because you faggots have so many games that end at 0-0, 1-1, or 2-2

small minority decided on pk's is because you just fucking leave with a tie after 120 minutes

seriously, your soccer sucks, look to hockey on how to deal with ties

also sage because fuck soccer
>> Anonymous
>>427917
This can happen, but NFL is just as bad with it's "HOLY SHIT 5 SECONDS OF ACTION FOLLOWED BY TWO MINUTES OF STANDING AROUND!" Both sports can potentially be boring as shit at times. Now, care to tell me why the fact that a select few soccer games end in penalties is such a huge thing?
>> Anonymous
OH NO A GAME ENDS WITH NO WINNER! MIND=BLOWN.
>> Anonymous
>>427925
I was actually just trying to display a level of equality in the arguments. If you can contest that there is nothing wrong with penalty kicks to end a few games, I can just as easily contest that you all stop using the LOL they break after every play bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>427925
soccer sucks, deal with it
>> Anonymous
>>427928
Here's the thing, though, I don't really care that they stop playing all the time. Like I said, football can be just as bad when two teams just pack the midfield and cancel each other out.

Those are equivalent arguments. Penalties has nothing to do with those two things.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>427316

The travel distance between Seattle and Miami is 4835 miles.

The travel distance between New York and London is 3470 miles.

Case closed.

It could be done.

Stop naysaying faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>427934
Well then... seems we agree for the most part that both sports have both their positives and negatives. If you weren't halfway across the world I'd get you a beer and laugh as the rest of these idiots compare sizes.
>> Anonymous
Saying soccer sucks because theres not enough scoring is an argument for fags with a mild case of ADD (aka all of Amerikkka). More scoring =/= a better sport

Games that end in 0-0 can be just as exciting as games that end in 5-5. All the pre-goal buildup movements, the near misses, and the physical and mental intensity is more than enough to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Saying "baaww theres not enough scoring." isn't valid as an argument, and it just proves that you have ADD and are fascinated by high numbers
>> Anonymous
>>427822
>and that game was responsible for the shitty pitch condition during the [england-croatia] match, you fucks.

So... NFL won UEFA?
>> Anonymous
>>427905

yes because every single british person goes to sleep and wakes up at the exact same time
>> Anonymous
>>427937
What's the travel distance between Seattle and London?

Faggot
>> Anonymous
>>427944

A nation full of ADD sufferers made it to the moon and you can't even put a man in space

what does that say about you
>> Anonymous
>>427944
>Games that end in 0-0 can be just as exciting as games that end in 5-5

Well, maybe, but very, very unlikely. Pretty much agree other than that though.
>> Anonymous
>>427937

too bad London would reject the deal faster than an American can say the word "soccer"

Nobody fucking cares keep your shit in your own coutnry
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>427958

How does it feel to be an American cultural colony?
>> Anonymous
>>427954
Just put the London team in the AFC East, then Seattle would only visit rarely if ever.
>> Anonymous
>>427967
this is what americans actually believe.
>> Anonymous
>>427967

did you fail history class?
>> Anonymous
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>>427967
>> Anonymous
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>>427954
>> Anonymous
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>>427967
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>427954

HURRR DURRRRR

You would put the London team in the AFC East.

>>427977

Funny that you posted that AMERICAN cartoon on an AMERICAN website.

Have another big mac, cultural slave.

Can you send another brigade to Afghanistan?
>> Anonymous
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>>427967
>> Anonymous
>>427982

..an american website influenced by weaboos and japan.

enjoy your padball and wannabe japanese people ^____^
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>427976

What types of music do you listen to that didn't originate in America?

Here's a history lesson
1600's- England takes over America
1776- Americans bravely fight for their independence
1918- The Jews start WWI to bring the American nigger-infused jazz culture to Europe along with homosexuality and sluts to ruin the Christian family.

We've been in cultural power ever since, but its a token power really controlled by Jews
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>427985

>influenced by... japan.

Yet another Cultural and Political colony of the US.

We wrote their fucking constitution.
>> Anonymous
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>>427982
>> Anonymous
>>427967
an american site about japanese shit, you tard.
>> Anonymous
>>427988
Because obviously anime was created by Americans.
>> Anonymous
>>427989

holy shit I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>427993

Fun Fact: The large eyes you see in anime comes from old Japanese cartoonists mimicking Betty Boop
>> Anonymous
>>427987

the music i listen to comes from all over the world. whats your point?
>> Anonymous
>>427999
And I would be willing to bet that some shit in Betty Boop was borrowed from a non-American cartoon of some sort. What's your point?
>> Anonymous
>>427956

This point needs to be reiterated

for those of you who want to say that was 50 years ago, we got robots on Mars now, we just say man on the Moon to be nice
>> Anonymous
>>427967
enjoy your fundamentalist christians
>> Anonymous
>>428007
He supports McCain. I would be shocked if he wasn't a Fundie himself.
>> Anonymous
The only thing that I got out of this thread was that CapitalistBastard is a retarded inbred, but we all already knew that. He's a McCain supporter
>> Anonymous
>>428001

What genres smart ass
Hip-Hop- New York
Rock- Nashville
Jazz- New Orleans
Blues- St. Louis

Modern British and Irish folk music is also heavily influenced by its cousins in America
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>428010

Facts are facts.

Eurofags bawww

Enjoy your new NFL franchise.

If it is half as successful as hip-hop is with your HUGE AMERICAN-WANNABE BE CHAV population we will have no problem.
>> Anonymous
>>428012
/mu/ fag here. Way too oversimplified, but passable to a certain degree.
>> Anonymous
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>>428012
>AMERICAN-WANNABE CHAV
>> Anonymous
>>428007

I will, they are very nice people and I share their views that faggots are gross
>> Anonymous
>>428012

I listen to everything besides country music and metal. The fuck is your point? /mu/ is that way --->
>> Anonymous
>>428010
actually, the thread was a good discussion about the nfl comissioner's plans to have a team in england

but the thread turned to cancer, as is the case sometimes.

besides all that, your points were pretty much dead on
>> Anonymous
Wherever there is rugby, there can be football.

/thread

Trolls go home.
>> Anonymous
>>428019
Why the fuck would we want their fucking chavs?
>> Anonymous
>>428026

Its all American
>> Anonymous
>>428035

We are home ^_____^
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>428037

We DON'T want them.

They are lower-class proles that emulate "Urban" culture in the United States.

It's fucking hilarious.
>> Anonymous
>>428035
/fail

NFL does not troll rugby or australian/gaelic football

we respect your sports

soccer we do not respect
>> Anonymous
fucking archive this shit
>> Anonymous
We have to deal with your faggot soccer, you know how annoying it is watching a Rangers game and then seeing a commercial for the faggot NY Red Bulls?
>> Anonymous
>>428041
ITT tripfag who's never been to the UK is suddenly an expert on it's subcultures.
>> Anonymous
>>428046

why the fuck would there be an MLS team commercial in Scotland? What fucking station were you watching?
>> Anonymous
Soccer faggotry and hockey faggotry are about equal.
>> Anonymous
>>428041

I lol at how Americans think they know..

Please define an "American loving chav". Have you even seen one?
>> Anonymous
the average brit is even less open to NFL than the average american is to soccer. this wont work.
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>428050

>ITT tripfag who's never been to the UK

I've been to the UK 5 times.

I stay away from the CHAV areas.
Do you really think bling, baseball caps, track suits and hip-hop are "English culture"?
>> Anonymous
>>428061
Poor people here wore Adidas tracksuits when my dad was a boy, and chavs don't listen to much American hip-hop, they listen to retarded "grime" music.

Bling - yeah, whatever. And people fucking everywhere wear baseball caps, the fact that our chavs do hardly means NFL is gonna catch on.
>> Anonymous
>>428059
chavs(the english) are your fucking disease

stabbing grandmothers on their way to the store, then stealing their purse only to find out their address so they can go rape their dogs

anyway, just go ahead and kill yourself, you know you want to
>> Anonymous
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i like football and soccer
>> Anonymous
>>428053

The NY Rangers are a hockey team, the sport is way to violent to you fragile limeys

The only soccer team I support is the Celtics, because I hear they are the soccer wing of the IRA and the IRA kills english scum
>> Anonymous
>>428086

fuck yeah Celtic. They have a member on their squad that has the coolest name ever

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Vennegoor_of_Hesselink
>> Anonymous
Eurofags, on behalf of America I'd like to apologize for CapitalistBastard

We're not all like him :(
>> Anonymous
>>428079
But they're the same thing.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>427982

>Can you send another brigade to Afghanistan?
>CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0

wat
>> Anonymous
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Fail

The Celtic Football Club

there is no pulralization of the club....its simply celtic...not celtics.

and idiots that espouse IRA bullshit can go fuck off. we dont need your type dragging our name through the mud. let the cross town scum Rangers FC spill their terrorist, racist, xenophobic, sectarian bile.

we are above that.

Vennegoor is cool. But Samaras is better.
>> Anonymous
>>428079
GET OUT.
>> Anonymous
>>428079
LOL NO YOU DONT YOU IDORT
>> Anonymous
>>428167

They kill english people, whats wrong with that.

Looking at their history for each English person you save the lives of hundreds of people.
>> Anonymous
>>428246

Looking at their history for each English person you kill you save the lives of hundreds of people.

I'm a little drunk
>> Anonymous
Padball.
>> Anonymous
An NFL team in Japan will happen first before any place in Europe.
>> Anonymous
ManShitty will buy the entire NFL before they have a team in England.
>> Anonymous
You can't have a european team in an american league. If they NFL wanted to expand to Europe they'd have to create a full conference and only have them play the americans teams in the finals. Otherwise the travel would be too expensive and would affect the players far too much.

That'll never happen though, probably the only sports that could do that are basketball and ice hockey. Which could be pretty cool if I gave a damn about either of those sports.
>> Anonymous
>>428298
travel cost is not the problem as long as Europeans get into it.

it's more about scheduling the games so that there's a way to figure how there is a somewhat fair way (or atleast to convince the owners) to do this.

NFL is realizing its limits. Flying costs plus accomodation is probably the least of their concerns.
>> Anonymous
>>428300
samefag

without a system of getting eurofag rookies to join the team, it won't work. they have rugby for a physically contact sport without commercial interruption. enjoy getting second rate rugger from japan playing for you. BSKYB might love the idea of plastering the shit of viewers with commercials, but the question is if the majority will embrace it.

this will not work. USA is awesome but not this.
>> Anonymous
NFL in Europe would be about as big as soccer is in the USA.
>> Anonymous
I'd settle for an NFL team in Detroit.
>> Anonymous
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>>428304
>> Anonymous
>>428309
o
my
lord
>> Anonymous
>>428300travel cost is not the problem as long as Europeans get into it.
Which is why it'll never happen.