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STRIKE THREE! YER OUT! Anonymous
How many times is this guy gonna strikeout this year?
>> Anonymous
twice his home run and rbi total
>> Not Dan Houser
At least 200.
>> Señor Anonymous
A third of his at bats will be strikeouts.

I think that umpires shrank his strike zone for lulz.
>> Anonymous
he's a nigger so probably a good 10
>> Señor Anonymous
>>75073
He's already got like 30.
>> Anonymous
He's going to break his own record he set last year and screw himself over next year for arbitration.
>> Anonymous States of America
over 9000 of course
>> Anonymous
I called this right after he signed his big contract.

Last year he almost struck out 200 times, this year he's on pace to shatter that.

Ryan Howard is the next Pat Burrell.
>> Anonymous
>>75047
More than once.