File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
IT ALREADY HAPPENED. PHELPS IS BETTER THAN SPITZ.
>> Anonymous
i thought it was at 10:48....
>> Anonymous
o rly?
>> Anonymous
gorgeous collage.
i love Michael. what a beautiful man.
>> Anonymous
MARATHON SUPERIOR
>> Anonymous
wait the race hasnt even happened
>> Anonymous
>>260759
>>260808

Troll'd
>> Anonymous
This picture is from the future............. I hope.
>> Anonymous
This looks like setup for 18-1.
>> Anonymous
I don't want to say anything, because that would probably jinx it

Just saying guys

Tonight we could have some major lulz
>> Anonymous
7-1

You heard it here, folks
>> Anonymous
Dude, the Redeem Team is there. And I'm pretty sure MacEnroe is there too....
>> Anonymous
Its on espn.com front page. They're already jumping the gun.
>> Anonymous
>>260843
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I will rage if US lose this race. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>260843
Holy christ
This really does reek of 18-1 doesn't it
>> Anonymous
When swimming becomes a good sport, let me know.
>> Anonymous
7-1 wouldn't be the same as 18-1. The Pats needed a Superbowl win to validate their season. Phelps wants 8-0 to be immortal, at the moment, he's merely Superhuman. Its not like Phelps suddenly becomes Joe Nobody if he finishes 7-1.
>> Anonymous
>>260854
Already is, faggot.

Also, 0.01 repeat again but Torres lost. ;_;
>> The Judge
>>260858
Dara just got PHELPS'D.
>> Anonymous
>>260858
I felt bad ;_; but atleast she got silver.
>> Anonymous
Why Larsen look so funny?
>> Anonymous
>>260857
it would still be funny though
>> Anonymous
>>260874
She did awesome for a 7 time olympian.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
10000000 MSPaint Hours
>> OP !!l+bA5F1/wqx
In b4 Australia crushes your hopes.
>> Anonymous
>>260884
5-time Olympian, she didn't go for 1996 Atlanta or 2004 Athens.
>> Anonymous
>>260885
hahaha, I fucking rofl'd when I saw the upside-down mouth
good one anon
>> Anonymous
>>260887
I hope you weren't counting the heat numbers.
>> Anonymous
OH SHI- Canadian is leading!
>> Anonymous
>>260903
That's not much easier.
>> OP !!l+bA5F1/wqx
>>260930
TUNISIAN IS LEADING!
>> Anonymous
TUNISIA FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
Don't know about you Anons, but I am currently bracing myself for EPIC FAIL
>> Anonymous
Will Phelps murder his teammates if one gets a cramp you think?
>> Anonymous
>>261010
i so would if i were in his position
>> OP !!l+bA5F1/wqx
>>260996
Obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
(my poor nails ;_;)
>> Anonymous
>>261015
I'm not trolling. I want Phelps to win. But if he doesn't, I at least want to be ready.
>> Anonymous
;_; Poor girls....
>> Anonymous
>>261070
They tried so hard ;_;, I feel bad.
>> Anonymous
>>261079
Hey they still got silver that is good. Austraila is just to good.
>> Aussie !!l+bA5F1/wqx
>>261079
Poor Coughlan fucked up by swimming into the lane ropes... :(

We needed the win more, though. I wish Dara won the 50m ahead of the FUCKING GERMANS.
>> Anonymous
>>260996

Yeah we've been talking a lot of shit. lol We'll never hear the end of this if USA looses.
>> Anonymous
MICHAEL PHELPS IS A FUCKING GOD
>> Anonymous
STICKY BITCHES
>> Anonymous
PHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>> Anonymous
Good job Phelps!
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT A STICKY! A STICKY!!!!
>> Anonymous
FUCK YA AMERICA!!!! FUCK YOU MARK SPITZ FUCKING FAG
>> Anonymous
Phelps sticky > 8 Golds
>> Anonymous
>>260828
I want you dead faggot
>> Anonymous
ZOMG LEGENDARY STICKY FOR LEGENDARY KING OF ALANTIS!
>> Anonymous
saging a sticky
>> Mark !tsGpSwX8mo
Phelps wins his 8th olympic gold medal. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW AUSTRALIANS AND FRENCHMEN?
>> Anonymous
POSTING IN A STICKY
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
wtf
sicky/8
>> Anonymous
Soasting in a Pticky
>> Anonymous
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>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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>> Anonymous
Sticky'd
For ultimate justice.
>> The Judge
It may never be done before...

WHO CARES ABOUT TRACK AND FIELD. 8 MEDALS FOR NAMOR.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
suck it ausfags!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
Damn mods should stickied my topic. GO PHELPS
>> Anonymous
lmfao @ the visa commercial
>> Anonymous
MODS = FROGS
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>> Anonymous
lol new morgan freeman commercial

Morgan Freeman is amazed of you, of course you're Jesus 2.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous
FCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKK YEAAAAAH PHELPS

My god, my heart was racing so damn fast.
>> Anonymous
LOL COMMERCIALS ALREADY MADE
>> Anonymous
7-1
>> Anonymous
AUSSIE TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
>> Anonymous
/sp/ should be renamed /phelps/
>> Anonymous
Morgan Freeman is shitstruck.
NEW ADJECTIVES!
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFUCK YEAH! SUCK IT EUROOOOOOOOFAAAAAAAAAAGS!!!

There is such thing as a god now.

He takes the form of MICHAEL PHELPS!!!!!1
>> Anonymous
SHITTY VISA COMMERCIAL IS SHITTY

UNFITTING FOR KING PHELPS.
>> Anonymous
Haha, that's kinda awesome. Hansen didn't suck this time. He really needs to thank Jason Lezak, without him he'd be screwed.
>> Anonymous
PHELPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
COME ON JASON
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>> Anonymous
SPITZZZ!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
HOLY FREAKING CRAP POSTING IN A STICKY.

also, 8 AND MOTHERFUCKING 0, BITCHS!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
proast
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>> Anonymous
THEY ALREADY MADE THE DVD.
>> Anonymous
America, fuck yeah
>> Anonymous
8-8 ON WORLD RECORDS
>> Anonymous
TO ORDER OUR NEW DVD WE HAD PREMADE HOLY SHIT BUY IT NOW NBCOLYMPICS.COM
>> Anonymous
>>261333

Psst, Spitz was an American. The record already belonged to the US.

Also, he had a bitchin' stache.
>> Anonymous
WTF THEY ALREADY HAVE A DVD READY TO SELL
>> Anonymous
>>261401
Saging a sticky for WoW.
>> Anonymous
SUM1 ORDER THAT VIDEO!!!!
>> Anonymous
Bolt > Phelps
>> Anonymous
SUCK IT THORPE
>> Anonymous
I was just thinking. DAMN Phelps just made multi millions in endorsements for the next ten years or so with these 8 medals.

I know he already earns millions from Powerbar and shit.
>> Anonymous
LOL THORPEDO
>> Anonymous
LOL FAGGOT THORPE
>> Anonymous
Thorpedo sheds BAWWWWW
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE BITCHES GET ME 20 OF THOSE DVDS
>> Anonymous
8/8

Fuck you Thorpe
>> Anonymous
PHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
PHELPS CAN ONLY GO DOWN NOW. COKE SWIMMING!
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH MICHAEL PHELPS!

Suck it, Ausfags.
>> Anonymous
Phelps confirmed for ATHLETE OF THE WORLD
>> Anonymous
8/8 SUCK IT BITCHES
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
8-0 bitches
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
USA > Europe

proven yet again
>> Anonymous
MANLY TEARS
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I wish he would phelp me up.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>> Anonymous
Now lets discuss if he can do it next olympics
>> Anonymous
AND OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!

8 FUCKING GOLD MEDALS
>> Anonymous
Goddamn, Phelps has a nice body.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
China is amused
>> Anonymous
>>261437
he ate his words just like the French
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
I love Michael..
>> Anonymous
someone post the gif XD
I'm not gonna do it because I'm not a fag XD
>> Anonymous
CAN PHELPS USE AIR SWIMMING TO FIX BALTIMORE?
>> Mr. Puddington !3GqYIJ3Obs
I want his babies.
>> Anonymous
>>261472
No, aus-fag
>> Anonymous
First Bolt, now this?

Greatest day at the Olympics EVER?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
PHELPS > RAVENS
>> Anonymous
>>261489
saging in a sticky? how does that work?
>> Anonymous
ATE METALS

NAO
>> Anonymous
>>261481
lol
>> Anonymous
HOW DID MORGAN FREEMAN KNOW?!?!

IT WAS SET UP USA CHEATERS
>> Anonymous
>>261498
if you look at 8 sideways it actually is infinity
>> Anonymous
SHEDDING THE MANLIEST TEARS EVER
>> Anonymous
>>261497
Actually, Bolt's was yesterday in Chinaland
>> SAGE SAGE
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>> Anonymous
IT ALREADY HAPPENED. USA IS BETTER THAN EUROPE
>> Anonymous
>>261518
They prerecorded it just in case they won
>> Anonymous
>>261518
>>261529
BUTTHURT FAGGOTS!!!!

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>> Anonymous
PHELPS = GOD
PHELPS = GOD
PHELPS = GOD
PHELPS = GOD
PHELPS = GOD
PHELPS = GOD
PHELPS = GOD
PHELPS = GOD
PHELPS = GOD
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>> Anonymous
I JACKED OFF TO HIS VICTORY AND IT FELT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
>> Anonymous
>>260763Agreed!! Viva Michael!!!
Pool's closed, niggas.
>> Anonymous
ACHIEVEMENT COMPLETED
>> Anonymous
I'm in CA here. I'm wondering, was it intentional to not have it broadcasted over TV or the fucking olympics site itself? For fuck's sake, they're showing a fucking marathon on nbc. Right now, they're showing one of those shitty stories that focuses on a single runner because they realized that showing a marathon for 30 minutes straight was fucking boring.

Seems like it would have been a good idea to cut away from some anorexic bitches for a few minutes to watch olympic history.

Either way, the USA rules the asses of all other countries because of Phelps. It's just too bad that it already happened and I still can't find any video of it.

I'll conclude with the obligatory U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A
>> Anonymous
Where's a hundred BLERG USA SUXXOR threads now?
>> Anonymous
8-0
>> Anonymous
>>261531
and Australia and Asia
>> Anonymous
>>261571
they're shutting their mouths just like Ian Thorpe and the French ^_^
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>261570
they will show it in 3 hours over there

I was pissed 3 hours ago that htey were showing the fucking marathon
>> Anonymous
SPLEHP
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>261481

needs two more gold medals
>> Anonymous
this man has been personally blessed by god himself
>> Anonymous
I LOVE YOU MICHAEL PHELPS.


YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<333333333333<33333333333333
>> Anonymous
>>261423
At least they didnt pre market it like the pats did with their never gonna exist 19-0 book
>> Anonymous
Phelps needs to sell his semen.
>> Anonymous
Phelps is the man... I think I will go get some McDonald's now because they are a proud sponsor of these fine athletes like Michael Phelps.
>> Anonymous
>>261459
>>261459
>>261459
>>261459

LOL

PASS IT ON.
>> Anonymous
The DVD is obviously a preorder, since they need to put the races on it, and I assume interviews after he won.
>> Anonymous
The TDK sticky in /tv/ lasted like three fucking weeks. This had better be here at least until the NFL season begins.
>> Anonymous
>>261618
Two miracles in one 8-gold run? Oh I think something supernatural happened here.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
I LOL AT ALL FAGS WHO WERE READY TO SPAM HIM LOSING! TO BAD HE DID NOT LOSE!
>> Anonymous
someone needs to make a Michael Phelps :awesome: picture
>> Anonymous
>>261624
Dude is going to be dispensing tons of that stuff thanks to all this coverage and his medals.
>> Anonymous
MICHAEL PHELPS WON FIFA
>> Anonymous
When is the awards ceremony?
>> Anonymous
Halo invented Phelps
>> Anonymous
>>261736
I'D TOTALLY HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION WITH MICHAEL PHELPS
>> Anonymous
>>261747
you're sick
>> Anonymous
>>261624
like Vincent Gallo amirite???


but seriously
BUT SERIOUSLY


WHO HERE *WOULDN'T* WANNA BE HELD TIGHTLY BY PHELPS IN A MIDNIGHT EMBRACE OF LOVE UNDER A DUVET COVER OF ROSES, WITH BARRY MANILOW PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, ALL THE WHILE HE HAS HIS SWIM CAP ON AND HIS APPLE EARPHONES ON. AND HE KISSES YOU ON THE CHEEK AND SMILES HIS PHELPS SMILE, AND YOU..

YOU..


YOU JUST CUM.. WITHOUT EVEN WANTING TO. IT JUST DRIPS OUT.

GOD I LOVE MICHAEL PHELPS.
I LOVE THAT GUY.
AND I'M A GUY.
I LOVE ANOTHER GUY.

I LOVE PHELPS.

8 GOLDS IN ONE GAME.
8 GOLDS IN ONE FUCKING GAME.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MAN HE IS.
AND HE JUST MADE HISTORY.

I FUCKING LOVVVVVVVVVE PHELPS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>261678
too bad it's all going up guys' buttholes :(
wait i mean.. too good :)
>> Anonymous
His little swimmers will race in record time too.
>> GARY Anonymous
>>261754

LOL HALOFAG

PELPHS CREATED HALO
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
D: This isn't REAL TIME?!
>> Anonymous
Phelps probably has a huge dick.
>> Anonymous
Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 1 times now.
>> Anonymous
NO. MORGAN FREEMAN IS GOD
MICHAEL PHELPS IS JESUS.
>> Anonymous
On a serious note:
The Phelps Documentary DVD is going to contain every swim, along with interviews, both in Beijing and post-Olympics.

Also, the DVD will double as a biography of Phelps' life, complete with photos and interviews with those closest to him. With BEHIND THE SCENES of Phelps' trip to Beijing from his arrival to departure.

My favorite feature is AUDIO COMMENTARY by Phelps himself.

Can't wait to get this DVD.
>> Anonymous
WHAT'S IN THE BOX!

O SAY CAN YOU SEE...
>> Anonymous
>>261864
makes perfect sense.
>> Jesus Christ
>>261864
what u say bish?
>> Anonymous
Phelps needs his own national anthem.
>> Anonymous
You know what must suck?

Being one of the other 3 guys on the relay team.
>> Anonymous
/r/ that animated gif of Michael Phelps and his teammate shooting lazers out of their eyes.

The DBZ one got posted but I want to see that other one. Forgot to save it.
>> Anonymous
I'm laughing at all you trolls that were ready to post 7-1.
>> Anonymous
>>261889
YOU NIGGA, YOU GOT A GOLD MEDAL. I WOULD BE FUCKING HAPPY.
>> The Judge
It's a good thing that he's such an amazing athlete, because he's ugly as sin.
>> Anonymous
>>261889
Phelps owes Lezak for the rest of his life though. That must feel pretty good. I'll bet Phelps will have to take a bullet for Lezak at some point in the future.
>> Anonymous
>>261912

Life gave him a weird proportioned body, and he made good use of it.
>> Anonymous
>>261912
I think he has boyish good looks. I like the cute faces he makes when he wins. His body is amazing. He looks SUPER tall though. More than 6ft4.
>> Anonymous
>>261889
I'd be bummed to win a gold medal.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>261918
yeah, God gave me a fourteen inch penis, so I feel obligated to fuck a lot of hot girls with it
>> Anonymous
>>260753
Gayest drawing I've ever seen.
>> Anonymous
anyone know what shoes these guys are wearing on the podium?
>> Anonymous
I'm not sure if any of you heard, but they found out that Phelps' nerves are now deemed the hardest metal known to man.
>> Anonymous
That one sister is all over Phelps. She wants some wincest.
>> Anonymous
>>261931
most people would.
>> Anonymous
Phelps is sexy. He also has good taste in music and is probably a freak in the bed.
>> The Judge
>>261922
Yeah, I would kill for that body. It's only the face that's bad.

I really wish he would start roundhouse kicking some paparazzi there for trying to get up in his and his mom's business.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
THEY JUST PLAYED THE 5 DOLLAR FOOTLONG SUBWAY COMMERCIAL
>> Anonymous
>>261958
what?
>> Anonymous
>>261964
they played a Subway commercial and it reminded me of that pic lol
>> Anonymous
http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/output/motivator1349150.jpg
>> The Judge
They keep showing these news alerts for Tropical Storm Fay, since it's apparently going right over Gainesville, and it's pissing me off.

All they have to do is send Phelps over there and swim the opposite direction, to cancel it out.
>> Anonymous
>>261912
>ugly as sin
samefag posts the same three words everyday
maybe if you repeat it often enough it will become true
troll harder
>> Anonymous
Ravens stadium has been blessed this season. We shall conquer all.
>> Anonymous
he looks like a fucking retard with his huge floppy ears and the way he smiles or just opens his mouth. fucking seriously.

also, he likes shitty music.
>> Anonymous
it fires america up - m. phelps talkin wit costas
>> Anonymous
>>261949
what music does he listen to?


ALSO,
Does anyone else notice that Mike is 100% cuter when he has his cap on and is in the vicinity of a pool than when he has his regular everyday clothes on? He somehow looks different and cuter when he's *just* about to get into the water.

ANOTHER THING,
Ass is going to present itself to him when he gets back to the states. Dude's not even gonna have to try to get pussy, it'll just come to him.

I love you Michael.
>> Anonymous
will smith
>> Anonymous
>>261996
He is only 23. I think he is cool and cute. He listens to rap music because it gets him going before the race. Plus, his body is hot and he is probably huge!
>> Anonymous
STFU EVERY OTHER SWIMMING RECORD WAS BROKEN.. ITS BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE THESE SPECIAL SUITS AND POOLS THAT ARE DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU FASTER..

BOLT IS JUST NATURALLY FAST AND CAN BREAK RECORDS WITHOUT ANY EXTRA HELP
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
GOD
>> Anonymous
/r/ing .gif where he beats the french
>> Anonymous
PHELPS IS GOING TO THE 2012 OLYMPICS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous
LITTLE KNOWN FACT:


Phelps was born a fish.
Was surgically enhanced into a full sized human at the age of 12.
If you look closely, you will notice gills near his Olympic Rings tattoo.
>> Anonymous
>>262028
I hears Costas say that also, but I thought I heard earlier he said he wasn't...
>> Anonymous
I WANT A PICTURE OF HIM WITH ALL EIGHT AROUND HIS NECK.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>262017
LIKE THERE ISN'T SPECIALLY DESIGNED SHOES FOR TRACK TO MAKE YOU RUN EASIER, AMIRITE?

LIKE YOU STILL NEED TO STEER WHEN IT COMES TO CAPSLOCK, YOU STILL NEED TALENT TO SWIM, YOU FAGGOT. THE DRAG WASN'T PROLLY THAT MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE.
>> Anonymous
>>262017
This is true. With the new swimsuits they wear in recent years, records were being broken left and right. Sure, Phelps has some good genetics that also really help, but he isn't that great.
>> Anonymous
>>262008
I think he looks the hottest in his white coat listening to his ipod. I like him with his shirt off too though.
>> Anonymous
>>261996
You get 8 olympic gold medals and then maybe we'll care about what you have to say.
>> Anonymous
What Better????

Michael 8 Gold?
Or
Patriot 18-1???

PS Swin like other is not a sport on this list.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrYBwivKhoI from 3:30 on
>> Anonymous
is anyone else tired of this guy

seriously
>> Anonymous
>>262045
true.
>> Anonymous
>>262053
Michael. Nobody is better than Michael.
>> Anonymous
>>262050
that's exactly what i'm talking about.
right when he's about to get into the water. he's the cutest then. the look of concentration and his face in general looks different, "beautifuler"

without his shirt off is, like you said, just as good.
his body is amazing.
>> Anonymous
>>262073

i'm a guy btw.
phelps has turned many a straight man monogamously gay.
>> Anonymous
I'm gonna miss swimming. It's like the end to an awesome movie.
>> Anonymous
>>262073
we need moar pics of phelps with that look of concentration.
>> Anonymous
>>262017
Wind doesn't help swimmers.
>> Anonymous
>>262084
I feel the same way.
>> Anonymous
>>262062

..........

FUCK NO.
>> Anonymous
drug cheater
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
spitz did it with a mustache. phelps did it with a system full of steroids.
>> Anonymous
>>262151
steroids my ass.

are you haters sinking THAT low? lol.
>> Anonymous
This shit is why they should play national and international swimming meets. Shit's more competitive than any drag race or Asscar event.
>> Anonymous
>>262151
ITT: Jealousy.>>261912
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>262151
>>262118
>> Anonymous
Phelps rules. He is going to get major pussy when he gets home and he will probably bang a bunch of Chinese girls before he leaves. Seriously, they must be throwing themselves at him. He is going down in history. Anybody that is on here hating is either Australian, European, or a pathetic loser that is upset to see somebody close to their own age succeeding.
>> Anonymous
>>262173
>or a pathetic loser that is upset to see somebody close to their own age succeeding.
ouch, that's gonna hit close to home
>> Anonymous
>>262181
Good thing i fucking love phelps, FUCK YEAH.
>> Anonymous
They just changed the year system. It's now 2008 PE, or Phelps Era (Eight).
>> Anonymous
>>262173
I'm Australian and I love that Phelps won his 8, just to spite Thorpe - the gigantic douche that now definitely wishes he participated in this Olympics.
>> Anonymous
how old is phelps anyways?
>> Anonymous
>>262181
That's me! FUCK YOU PHELPS
>> Anonymous
I don't believe there is a better time for these words:

EPIC WIN.
>> Anonymous
>>262194
23.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>262243
AWESOME
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Zfs4dYXW4

Vid up of race for west coast. Watch it before NBC gets to it.
>> NBC POLICE
>>262250
NO WEST COASTERS ALLOWED I SAY
>> Anonymous
>>262053

Epic
Phelps 8 Gold

Lulz
Patriots 18-1
>> Anonymous
Who is this Michael Phelps guy everyone keeps talking about?
>> Anonymous
>>262352
the greatest man in modern history.
>> Anonymous
So, when will Phelps be caught for doping?
>> Anonymous
how many in 2012 & 2016 if he makes it, only gold medals.
>> Anonymous
>>262367
When will you be caught for trolling?
>> Anonymous
>>262371
that old bitch was swimming while 40
he might stick around for a good while
>> Anonymous
>>262377
40 isn't that old for a woman. Women live longer and are healthier.
>> Anonymous
>>262384
ok then he might stick around until he's 37
>> Anonymous
>>261912
Phelps can go anywhere in the entire United States and fuck any girl he wants.
>> Anonymous
>>262173He is going down in history.

And the girls will be going down on history.
>> Anonymous
>>262410
>Phelps can go anywhere in the entire United States and fuck anyone he wants.
Fixed
>> Anonymous
>>262410
or any guy (whether he wants to be fucked by him or not. that's right. anti-rape laws have been waived for the next year for phelps only. so lube up those assholes, baltimorans)
>> Anonymous
12,000 CALORIES!!!!!
>> ???
>>262621
my mother always bitched at me about how nobody who eats the way I eat could ever amount to anything other than a dead piece of shit. now i've got something throw in her face.
>> Anonymous
Can someone sh0p Michaels head onto Eli Porters body, and have the text "IM DA BEST MAYNE, I DEED IT!!!"??
>> Anonymous
I really love badminton. This guy Phelps is pretty handsome as well. Everything is ok to me.
>> Anonymous
PHELPS AS OBAMA'S VP
>> ??
Who you know fresher than Phelps? Riddle me that.
>> ??
The rest of y'all know where hes swimmingly at.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH! He's about to race LIVE on nbc!
>> Anonymous
SUCKS BEING IN WESTCOAST! HE JUST WON NOW LOL!
>> Anonymous
You can unsticky this shit now. Nobody cares.
>> Anonymous
how long will it be before a rapper uses
"I got more gold than michael phelps"
as on of their lyrics
>> Anonymous
>>262768
Fuck you, history was just made, Eurofag.
>> Anonymous
PHELPS IS THE MEGABEAST
>> Anonymous
>>262782

Actually I live in the States. But I'm getting tired of this Michael Phelps shit. Glad it's over.
>> SSG posted here
>>262768
Fuck you, Fag. You are just crying that your shitty nation got raped.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>> Anonymous
>>262787
USA is tired of you and glad you're over
>> Anonymous
>>262770
Within the next 3 months.
>> Anonymous
>>262789

Are you retarded? I just said I live in the States.
>> Anonymous
>>262787
Then your fucking retarded, Phelps just PROVED HES A GOD DAMN AMAZING ATHLETE!
If you live in America and you can say hes not fuckin amazing, or that you don't care, you shouldn't be watching the Olympics.
USA!
>> Anonymous
all i gotta save is 8-0*

serbs won that one.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps is a human monster and in a good way. I wouldn't fault him if he decided to retire now at the pinnacle of his career, unless he wants to pursue ALL world-records.
>> Anonymous
>>262805

Actually he didn't JUST prove it. A few hours ago, yeah he proved it. I never said he wasn't a good athlete. Reading comprehension failures are on tonight. :(

Can't we talk about someone interesting like Brett Favre?
>> Anonymous
>>262801
Are you even more retarded?
>> Anonymous
>>262801
Quit watching the Olympics then. Hes our best athlete this year and he just proved it. Sometimes theres too much hype given to an athlete but he just won EIGHT GOD DAMN GOLD MEDALS.
Thats more than most Olympic athletes ever do, and more than you or any of us will accomplish. So shut your fuckin mouth and gtfo my internets.
>> Anonymous
>>262819

Are you even EVEN more retarded?
>> Anonymous
>>262787
Maybe you should just.. I dunno.. change the channel? Go to another board? THE CHOICE IS YOURS TO MAKE!!
>> Anonymous
>>262828

It's not on anymore, fag.

I think I'll stay here though. thx.
>> Anonymous
Missed it, because I was at a birthday party, by how far did America win the event.
>> Anonymous
anyone else notice that he is A MOUTHBREATHER?
>> Anonymous
>>262826
>Thats more than most Olympic athletes ever do
O rly?
>> Anonymous
>>262818
The Brett Favre shit is old already.
Its a god damn shame hes on the Jets but Green bay got what they deserved today...I hope they fuckin lose all their games
Just as punishment for letting a legend go.
PS FUCK YEAH PHELPS!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>> Anonymous
>>262841

It would kinda suck if he couldn't breath through his mouth.
>> Anonymous
>>262838
Point is, fag, if something we say or do annoys you it is none of our concern. In fact, it is wholly and exclusively YOUR problem. You can go bitch elsewhere now, thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>262849
I think it'd be more awesome if he could breathe through his nose during a race
>> Anonymous
>>262856

Nah. I think I'll bitch here. :)
>> Anonymous
Phelps=Greatest fucking swimmer ever
>> Anonymous
Ok, now swimming is a sport the whole world cares. All heil to this faggot. Tomorrow nobody will cares.
>> Anonymous
god this is worst than the boston celtics bandwagon
>> Anonymous
>>262873
i think i'll wait to see what tomorrow has to say about that
>> Anonymous
>>262878


I'm pretty sure tomorrow will say he is a guy ugly as fuck.
>> Anonymous
WHO CARES, PHELPS IS A DOUCHE
>> Anonymous
>>262888
nice trolling. needs a bit of work though.
>> Anonymous
Anyone got video?
>> Anonymous
>>262896
nbcolympics.com
should be up by now, and if not then in a few more hours.
>> Anonymous
Who is this guy?

Nobody but the stupid it hurts fatasses cares about this... "sport"? swimming.

Feel free to unstick this shit.
>> Anonymous
>>262945
0/10 troll harder
>> Anonymous
Phelps is to swimming as niggers are to running
>> Anonymous
OP was right. It happened before 10:48PM EST.
NBC tape delayed the swim because of the Ravens preseason game.
>> Anonymous
>>262945
>>262888
>>262886
>>262876
>>262873
>>262861
>>262838
>>262818
>>262787
>>262770
samefag. fail moar
>> Anonymous
>>262961


Phelps is to sport as coconuts are to physics.

Try harder americunts.
>> Anonymous
>>262945
0/10
Shut the fuck up and weep your tears so Phelps may feast on them
>> Anonymous
>>262965
your attempts at trolling are an embarrassment to trolls everywhere. if trolling were an olympic sport you'd get the shit medal.
>> Anonymous
>>262984


But they'll be eight disciplines, trolling in an imageboard, in a phorum, in a blog, in myspace and so on and he'll get eight shitty medals. Just like this douchebag Phelps LOL
>> Anonymous
>>262965
Troll, indeed, but coconuts don't have shit on phelps.
>> Anonymous
RAVENS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
>> Anonymous
>>262997
wow. abysmal. best just ignore this unfunny troll.
>> Anonymous
he'll suffer marion jones's fate a few years down the track

>>WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW AUSTRALIANS

probably London 2012
>> Anonymous
Dara Tores is THE GREATEST OBJECT IN A POOL OF
OBJECTS, and possibly a man.
>> Anonymous
The earth, year 2095:

David: Ey man, who won swimming contest in 2008ç'
David2: lolwut?
David: Yes, swimming, eight medals, gold dude, serious bussines.
David2: swim wat?
David: You know, you take a lot of drugs and go faster than a random dude in a shit full of water.
David2: This is stupid mate, you are insane.
David: Yep, you are right, nobody cares about this shit today.
>> Anonymous
>>263017
So you admit that in a hundred years, they'll still remember and be talking about his accomplishments.
>> Anonymous
UNSTICKY THIS SHIT ALREADY, I ALREADY FORGOT WHO MICHAEL PHELPS IS
>> Anonymous
>>263017
>The earth, year 2095:

>Phelps: Ey man, who won swimming contest in 2008ç'
>Phelps2: Phelps.
>Phelps: Yes, swimming, eight medals, gold dude, serious bussines.
>Phelps2: I said Phelps.
>Phelps: You know, you work hard and make history in a water cube.
>Phelps2: This is awesome mate, you are insane.
>Phelps: Yep, you too, because we are Phelps.

australian in the future? gay
>> Anonymous
>>263033
not funny
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>263005
But, you know, he's the most tested athlete in the damn Games. And he did it VOLUNTARY for dumbfucks like you. Marion Jones skip her tests and shit and that's how she got caught.
>> SSG posted here
>>263033
GTFO, FAGGOT.
USA! USA! USA! USA!
>> Anonymous
Requesting mods change /sp/ to /phelps/ just to add a little more spice to this board
>> Anonymous
australia was nuked in the year 2031 mate.
>> Anonymous
australian tears taste pretty sweet, but not as sweet as eurofag tears
>> Anonymous
>>263060
>>263037

It's cool but lets face it, the Olympics get forgotten two weeks after they happen until the next time they happen. Great stuff but being the greatest Olympic athlete ever doesn't mean greatest athlete ever.
>> Anonymous
/sp/ needs some /b/lackup in turning this board into /phelps/
>> Anonymous
>>263174
Oh? So WORLD RECORDS refer only to the part of the world where the Olympics take place?
>> Anonymous
>>263182

Not at all but I don't think they determine the greatest athlete ever.
>> Anonymous
8 gold medals?

OVERRATED
>> Anonymous
>the Olympics get forgotten two weeks after they happen
um so that's why you want us to forget them and move on NOW? ... AS THEY'RE STILL HAPPENING????????
>> Anonymous
>>263202
He's just severely butthurt. He wants to put his stinging loss out of his mind so he tries to derail our party.
>> Anonymous
>>263202
no I was
>>263188and>>263174not>>263033

I think we'll just forget them shortly after they happen. We have other sports to watch, unless you're one of the athletes or live in a country where that is all there is.
>> Anonymous
>>263209
i hope he realizes he's just making our collective penis harder
>> Anonymous
>>263056

Whether the tests are voluntary or not is irrelevant, dumbcunt, all that counts is cutting edge pharma and sports tech enabling an evasion for a few years after the fact

The Tajikistans and the Moldovans of the games get busted for doping because their methods are CRUDE
>> Anonymous
>>Tajiks*
>> Anonymous
>>263244
The problem with your assertion is that Phelps doesn't need to dope to be as good as he is. He has plenty of natural advantages so that there's nothing curious about him going above and beyond everybody else.
>> Michael Phelps
sup friends

you may have seen my epic performance at the Olympics this past week.
thanks for all your support. :)

see ya later /sp/ermguzzlers

(ladies, you may line up at the door)
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
>>263356

I believe you're Michael Phelps
>> Anonymous
>>263356

me too
>> Anónimo
>>263356
Seems legit
>> Anonymous
>>263356
I will bear your children
>> Anonymous
The Best thing about phelps is regardless of any medals/
Facts remain he is awkward ugly looking man with giant ears,arrow head,lanky arms and body.
Oedipus complex with his ugly mother.
spitz was the last record holder in the same thing,fact is way too much swimming events
Forgotten in a week after they make a silver coin and dinner plate of him as well as a wheaties box.
>> Anonymous
>>263493
thank god all those things are relevant to /sp/
>> Anonymous
i fucking love michael phelps, and i'm not american. but i'm just saying, you fucking american idiots shoudl stop pretending like you give a shit about swimming, just because one of your athlete's acomplished an amazing feat.

in a year from now, none of you are going to care. someone in this thread said they were going to miss swimming -- SWIMMING DOESNT FUCKIGN END. your country just doesn't care enough about the sport to televise the national level meets!
>> Anonymous
I recall seeing more National Cheerleading Meets on TV than anything else
>> Anonymous
>>263547

is someone butthurt?
>> Anonymous
>>263566

nope. i love that guy. you guys are awesome for producing him.
>> Anonymous
WHO HERE EVEN FUCKING KNEW WHO SPITZ WAS BEFORE THIS OLYMPIC YEAR?

Hardly anyone, I bet.
>> Anonymous
>>263593

None of us were born when he got those medals.
>> Anonymous
>>263547

You're right. We don't give a shit about swimming. In fact, I'm pretty sure the next time I'll hear about swimming is '12 Olympics.

That being said, I support Phelps and what he has accomplished and he is an American Hero and all that other crap that marks him as a Person of great accomplishments. I'm pretty sure that's how every other American feels. Also for the lulz.
>> Anonymous
>>263593

not in your era = not in your knowledge?

thank you for proving my point.
>> Anonymous
>>263662

would you feel the same way if he wasn't american?
>> Anonymous
Awesome
>> Anonymous
posting in a /sp/ sticky
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hay /sp/!

Michael beat me! But he does not have moosetache :(
>> Anonymous
>>263593

If you didn't know who Mark Spitz was before these Olympics, you are either 12 years old or someone raised by wolves.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>263702
Fuck yeah, this thread is now about moustache
>> Anonymous
>>263710

thank you for reiterating my point
>> Anonymous
If phelps had the same mustache then he would have lost the 100 meter butterfly. Spitz is still on top in my books
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Mommy still loves me, even if you don't.. you bastard EUROFAGS! Shit was so splash....
>> Anonymous
>>263752
>Shit was so splash....
>splash

i lold
>> Anonymous
>>263760
seconded
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>263702
wat
>> Anonymous
at least he isnt nigger
>> Anonymous
/sp/ just became the most successful trial board
>> Anonymous
>>263879
I'd like you to say hello to my friend /jp/.
>> Anonymous
>>263684

No.

Damn the American just busted out the Blatant fucking truth. DAMN, COMO LO ASE!? (how does he do it?, for the faggots that don't know basic spanish)
>> Anonymous
>>263911

HI PAUL!
>> Anonymous
>>263547
The same country that others come to if their country doesn't have a pro level program? Yeah, we don't care enough to put it on television, but care enough to support it every week with families that actually participate in the sport?

Who the fuck cares about television. Since when does the programming on NBC and CBS determine what "AMERICA" likes and doesn't care about? I'll tell you, never.

The only people that use that shit as an excuse or a jab at the US and Americans are not Americans, but stupid fucking people that think they know this country. Sorry, people do care, just not the same people that watch NASCAR on a sunday. I think everyone's better off if they don't.
>> Anonymous
Hey guise, China just bagged another gold metal.
>> Anonymous
>>264002

Yes, I did say fucking METAL!!

But seriously, cocks.
>> Anonymous
ADHD right? More like All Dominant H2O Destroyer
>> Anonymous
does this really have to be a bulletin
>> Anonymous
Penis
>> Anonymous
Penis 
>> Anonymous
Penis
 
>> Anonymous
Penis­
>> Anonymous
Penis­ ­ ­ ­
>> Anonymous
WHO CARES? ONCE THE OLYMPICS IS OVER, HE WILL BE FORGOTTEN.
WE WILL ALL GO BACK TO
FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, BASKETBALL
>> Anonymous
(Penis)
>> Anonymous
int main(void){printf("Penis");} return 0;
>> Anonymous
// C++ Programming?
>> Anonymous
>>263593
>>263679
>>263717

what kind of bullshit point is that?
so if you're born after 1970, you can't be a Beatles fan.
so no one can listen to Bach or Haydn because they weren't alive in the 17th/18th century?
so if someone was born after 1972, that AUTOMATICALLY means they can never know who Mark Spitz is??

sure, the majority of people here don't follow swimming as a sport, but that doesn't mean you can't know about something BECAUSE IT HAPPENED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN..

also, by that rationale, you should rag on the shitload of people that watch the Super Bowl every year, and know NOTHING about football.
rag on 'em.
>> Anonymous
>>264158
fail
>> Anonymous
>>264167
even more fail
>> Anonymous
>>263722
Spitz could only swim in two different styles- mustache or not. Phelps swam in every style. Therefore, he is superior.
>> Anonymous
>>264181
> Penis
>>264182
> Even more Penis
>> Anonymous
>>264204


LOL penis
>> Anonymous
Fact: Phelps is only second to Vladimir Putin.
>> Anon vi Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY
     File :-(, x)
>>263752
>Shit was so splash
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>264178

You sir, are a moron. I'm pretty sure what you're saying is exactly what I meant. I was actually replying to>>263622at the time.
>> Anonymous
oh come on, sticky for this? there wasn't even one for the motherfucking CL finals!

mods = fags.
>> Anonymous
he's getting a ticker tape parade, right? ... RIGHT?!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>264443
Try some clarity.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Posting Adlington in a sticky.
>> Anonymous
>>264690
Ugly as fuck
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>264701
Usually I'd agree with you on such matters, but this girl is beautiful to me. No idea why.
>> Anonymous
>>264728
Ehh, She's not THAT bad. Just the nose fucks everything up.
>> Anonymous
USA WON WATER
>> Anonymous
requesting more high res phelps pics
>> Anonymous
>>264740

it's EXACTLY the nose that makes her yummy! i'm not the samefag btw, never seen her before.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>264740
>>264740
Her nose is fucking huge, it was the first thing I noticed. I like it, though :3

>>264883
Agreed and moar.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Phelps sucks.
>> Anonymous
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>265127
LOL good work anon.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
BACK TO THE STACHE

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>
>> Anonymous
Lezak has the hots for Phelps. That's why he was so eager to help him. But Phelps must now oblige Lezak in anything he desires in return.
>> Anonymous
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qK5u0NcNYA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qK5u0NcNYA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qK5u0NcNYA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qK5u0NcNYA
>> Anonymous
I can barely wait for dope research to bust his ass good.
Tho' the US will just blackmail the Olympics committees the same way it did in Athens.

Be proud Amerifags, your idol is just like your country: a cheating hypocrite.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>265418
>> Anonymous
Eight golds is an impressive achievement. But when you consider that the bloke who wins the decathlon has to master ten totally different events, rather than learning how to do two different strokes over three different distances, it kind of fits into its proper context.
>> Anonymous
>>265418

Hahahahahaha Butthurt fag is fucking butthurt
>> Anonymous
>>265465
This anon speaks the truth
>> Anonymous
>>265418
They test him for drugs once a week. Cry moar.
>> JacoIII
>>265465
The Decathalon is made up of competitions ( * 100 metres, long jump, shot put, high jump, 400 metres, 110 metre hurdles, discus, pole vault, javelin and 1500 metres) which have a separate event in the olympics.

If the decathalon winner is such a master of all these events why do they not participate in the long jump or 400 metres?

I'm not saying they aren't great athletes, I'm just saying that becoming Phelps requires all attention on one event although he still works just as hard as the gold medal winner in the decathlon.

Last Olympics, the gold medalist (Roman Sebrle) only succeed in the decathlon. He was a fantastic all-round athlete but he simply wasn't a master of any specific event. He couldn't beat Gaitlin in the 100 metres, he couldn't beat Ralph Boston in long jump but neither of those two athletes could beat Roman in... say... discus.
>> Anonymous
You guys listening to interview?
>> Anonymous
>>265465
>ten totally different events
Decathlon is only running, jumping and throwing and combinations thereof.
Pentathlon is far more diverse with running, swimming, shooting, fencing and riding.
>> Anonymous
>>265715
you mean the interview with that gray haired dude?
i saw a bit of it.

Bob Costas' interview, with Phelps' mom, is coming up soon.


Anyone else going through Michael Phelps withdrawal? Is it just me?
I love him so much.
The Olympics is pointless without him.
I love Phelps so much.
>> Anonymous
Bob Costas Interview on now.
NBC.
>> Anonymous
intarvu
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps hates bullies
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps = GOD
>> Anonymous
>>264361
go back to /a/ shitty tripfag.
>> Anonymous
>>265823
I know what you mean. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>265910

Didn't phelps get picked up and bullied as a kid? And people claimed he was an asshole and a douche bag.
>> Anonymous
I MISSED IT, /SP/. I FUCKING MISSED IT.

Does anyone have a link to footage of the race? I want to see the fucking thing, not hear some AP douchebag reporter tell me about it.
>> Anonymous
>>266008
http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/index.html
"Phelps gets No. 8 as U.S. smashes record"
>> Anonymous
>>266008
http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/player.html?assetid=0817_hd_swb_hl_l1681r1&channelcode=sportsw
>> Anonymous
>>266023
>>266029
Thanks, but the NBC player apparently hates me. I can't see it in Firefox or IE. Fuck, I guess I'll just catch it on tv.
>> Anonymous
You need microsoft silverlight o.o
>> Anonymous
holy crap posting in a sticky
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
i'll just leave this here
>> Anonymous
>>265418


FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. I HOPE YOU DIE IN A DITCH. YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING BEATCH, YOU GIVE US TOO LITTLE CREDIT.
>> Anonymous
>>263017
lol, don't worry, I am sure the butthurt will subside after a while.
>> Anonymous
>>264478

i was hammered at the time. i thought i was doing pretty good, haha.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Victoly!
>> Anonymous
posting in a sticky yay
also
i ordered the dvd
it had better be good
i hear there's commentary by michael himself.
or that might be a lie
i'm not sure.
>> Anonymous
Posting in a sticky.
>> Anonymous
posting in a sticky
>> Anonymous
Medal Standings by Country [gold medals]:
Michael Phelps: 6th
>> Anonymous
This sticky should last forever. Just like Phelps' legend
>> SSG Posted Here.
This got voted in to be archived, right?
>> Anonymous
Shit was SO splash
>> Anonymous
Preordering DVD....oh yeah
>> Anonymous
Why hasnt anyone made a WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY shoop of Phelps?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
but he hasn't got a moustache, TOUCHÉ!
>> Anonymous
>>265418
Might be the truth, who knows?
Phelps is indeed amazing, perhaps TOO amazing to be non-doped, but there is still the posibility that he is actually some sort of super human. All transhumanists should harvest his genes somehow.
>> Anonymous
DVD TORRENT NAO!!!
>> Anonymous
Four more years until we get to see him destroy again... ;_;
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Phelps: The Dark Knight of /sp/.
>> Anonymous
>>267076
Obviously denies Phelps superior genetics.
>> SSG posted here
>>267052
That is beyond me. Quick, /sp/, we must get to work on a WRYYYYYYYYY for Phelps!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>> Anonymous
>>267383
ZA WARUDO
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
Oh god... did anyone watch that special on his diet? fucking crazy
>> Anonymous
>>267542
no. what is it?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
It was as much amazing luck as skill:

- Bernard spectacularly stealing defeat from the jaws of victory in the relay
- Cavic and that halfstroke
- The Australian men's team being a total no-show this Olympics. Seriously, they would have kept Phelps down to four or five medals maximum if they'd fielded even a half-decent team
>> Anonymous
I heard in the next Olympics Phelps is aiming to beat Bolts record.
>> Anonymous
Phelps is gonna be able to swim the 100m faster than Bolt runs it
>> Anonymous
lol Skip Bayless is killing Phelps on 1st and 10
>> Anonymous
fuck yeah
>> Anonymous
BOLT
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BOLT
BOLT
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>> Anonymous
>>267670
Jealousy.
>> Anonymous
>>263036
GREATEST LOL IN ALL OF /sp/
>> Anonymous
Overall, Phelps is the epic win. And turn of caps...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
posting mai waifu in a sticky
>> Anonymous
Medal rankings by country

#1 China - 39/14/14 - 67 total
#2 USA - 22/24/26 - 72 total
#3 UK - 12/7/8 - 27 total
#4 Australia - 11/10/12 - 33 total
#5 Germany - 9/7/7 - 23 total
#6 Russia - 8/13/15 - 36 total
#7 Korea - 8/9/6 - 23 total
#8 Japan - 8/5/7 - 20 total
#9 Michael Phelps - 8/0/0 - 8 total
#10 Italy - 6/6/6 - 18 total
>> Anonymous
72 > 27
>> Anonymous
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>>268395

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
>> Anonymous
>>268412
All you've proved is that the U.S. has more losers than China.
>> Anonymous
>>268412
only american sites do it that way. EVERY OTHER site out there does it by gold medals.
>> Anonymous
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>>268413

Yeah, this is why counting Golds is bullshit. Subjective-ratings based sports and cheaters.
>> Anonymous
>>268420
China has won medals in 15 disciplines, compared to USA's 12.

9 of the disciplines China has won medals in are non subjective.

8 of the disciplines USA has won medals in are non subjective.

take you biased crap with you.
>> Anonymous
>>268431

Incorrect sir. The number is:

18 venues, US
8 venues, China (4 of which have subjective judging)
>> Anonymous
>>268434
I am going by here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympics/medals_table/

China:
Archery
Artistic Gymnastics (Subjective)
Athletics
Badminton
Diving (Subjective)
Fencing
Judo (Subjective)
Rowing
Shooting
Swimming
Table Tennis
Tennis
Trampoline (Subjective)
Weightlifting
Wrestling (Subjective)

USA

Artistic Gymnastics (Subjective)
Athletics
Cycling Road
Equestrian (Subjective)
Fencing
Judo (Subjective)
Rowing
Sailing
Shooting
Swimming
Tennis
Wrestling (Subjective)
>> Anonymous
>>268442

Oops you left out the venus the US is guaranteed a medal in:

Basketball
Soccer (W)
Softball
Beach Volleyball
Volleyball
Modern Pent.
Water Polo
>> Anonymous
>>268451
We're talking about the current results and not what could happen in the future. way to clutch at the straws.
>> Anonymous
>>267052
somebody did soon after that bernard relay but i didn't save it
>> Anonymous
Eurofags:

Get out of /phelps/
He has more medals than most of you anyway.
>> Anonymous
/sp/ - Michael Phelps
>> Anonymous
They need a swimming game for ps3 called Micheal Phelps.
>> Anonymous
He's curiously attractive...for a fish man.
>> Anonymous
>>268420
She is 16? Yeah, ok. China must think the rest of the world is real stupid.
>> Anonymous
No more sticky.....NOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
Farewell sticky...
>> Anonymous
IT'S SINKING!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
WE CAN'T LET IT FADE!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Nobody fucking cares anymore. Phelps sucks. He's old news.