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OK, which /b/ tard posted this shit?

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/giants/2008/09/lowlife-uses-911-to-rile-up-gi.html

More reason to hate Seattle even more.
>> Big-ass Titties !riiGButtsY
I remember this.

Someone from /sp/ sent the link here for all of us to see. I laughed then, and I laughed now.
>> Anonymous
A Giants fan went home on 9/11 and told his wife that he almost died. "My buddy Stan and I were running toward one tower after the other one fell, he said, "But then Stan got hit by a jumper! Thirty seconds later, the north tower collapsed. If Stan didn't get hit, we both would have been goners!"

The Giants fan's wife turned to him and said, "Is this going to be a long story?"

Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.

Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.

Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.

Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"

"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"
>> Anonymous
No doubt it's funny...but I still hate Seattle even more than when they come to the 'Stick and taunt the shit out of the die hard Mexican 49er fans.
>> Anonymous
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!!
Knock knock who?
Knock knock knocked all your towers down!

Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

Q: What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre?

Q: What's 9 divided by 11 divided by 01?
A: A good investment in real estate. (A temporary dip in the price of downtown real estate, followed by an almost 100% increase over the next five years.)

Q: What color were Mohammed Atta's eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!

Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.
>> Anonymous
Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site?
The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the "International House of Pancakes!"

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!

Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life!

Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing... New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!
>> Anonymous
>>372115
Am I the only one who doesn't get the first joke?
>> Anonymous
>>372132
Just imagine someone saying it on a sitcom or something
>> Anonymous
lol, fuck the giants
>> Anonymous
somebody needs to make a gif of matt hasselback crushing the towers with his cannon arm
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
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>>372152
>matt hasselback
>cannon arm
>> Anonymous
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>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
Patron seahawk fan here..

I do not endorse this. Old jokes are old anyway.
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o man i love patron i thought i was the only one!
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>> Heynonnynonnymous
>>372158

It means he has cannons instead of arms.
>> Anonymous
>>372111
Yeah, I remember the link too. I never thought the shit would become a Daily News article, but whatever. I had a chuckle anyway.