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Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Hey, Detroit? Give this guy a call. Guaranteed he's better than any QB you've got, especially with Kitna on the IR.
>> Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
Lol yes.

And if there are no open receivers he outweighs your front line COMBINED.
>> Anonymous
>>404436
and he can throw a mean block
>> Anonymous
>>404493
that's good, because the Lion's O-line can't do that.
>> Anonymous
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Jared Lorenzen FTW!!! This guy won't just release the dragon, he'll release the whole freakin' zoo!!!
>> Anonymous
>>404542
i loved watchin that fat bastard play
>> Anonymous
>>404548
Me too...almost worth having a 6-6 (or whatever) record every year just to see him out there.
>> Anonymous
holy shit! its the hefty lefty!
the pillsbury throwboy!
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
HE ATE ME
>> Anonymous
OMG...I just imagined somebody bringing in Lorenzen and then installing that "wild hog" formation the Dolphins have been using...OH SHI-

It probably wouldn't work, but lulz would certainly ensue as some relatively skinny DB found himself faced with tackling "Lil' Abner."
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>404592

Dude, even Urlacher would have to reconsider that. Lorenzen's a huge motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
Well, he spent preseason with the Colts this year. He looked terrible, BTW.