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Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
Sup.

SUN, SEP 21
Kansas City at [Atlanta]
Oakland at [Buffalo]
Tampa Bay at [Chicago]
Houston at [Tennessee]
Carolina at [Minnesota]
Miami at [New England]
Cincinnati at [NY Giants]
Arizona at [Washington]
Detroit at [San Francisco]
St. Louis at [Seattle]
New Orleans at [Denver]
[Pittsburgh] at Philadelphia
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>> Anonymous
Thanks, Dave. Is this Pick'em or vs. the spread?
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
SUN, SEP 21
Kansas City at [Atlanta]
Oakland at [Buffalo]
Tampa Bay at [Chicago]
Houston at [Tennessee]
Carolina at [Minnesota]
Miami at [New England]
Cincinnati at [NY Giants]
[Arizona] at Washington
Detroit at [San Francisco]
St. Louis at [Seattle]
New Orleans at [Denver]
Pittsburgh at [Philadelphia]
Jacksonville at [Indianapolis]
Cleveland at [Baltimore]
[Dallas] at Green Bay

MON, SEP 22
NY Jets at [San Diego]

We agreed on most things. I changed a couple though.
>> Anonymous
New orleans will beat denver by at least 14 points, screencap this.
>> Anonymous
Kansas City at [Atlanta]
Oakland at [Buffalo]
[Tampa Bay] at Chicago
Houston at [Tennessee]
Carolina at [Minnesota]
Miami at [18-1]
Cincinnati at [NY Giants]
Arizona at [Washington]
[Detroit] at San Francisco
St. Louis at [Seattle]
New Orleans at [Denver]
Pittsburgh at [Philadelphia]
Jacksonville at [Indianapolis]
Cleveland at [Baltimore]
[Dallas] at Green Bay
[NY Bretts] at San Diego
>> Anonymous
>>345728
Are you kidding? Denver's offense should put up like 50 points against that defense.
>> Anonymous
>>345733
Same could be said for both teams.
>> Anonymous
SUN, SEP 21
Kansas City at [Atlanta] (TURNER DA BURNER)
Oakland at [Buffalo] (Poor McFadden)
Tampa Bay at [Chicago] (Going deep)
[Houston] at Tennessee (lol Kerry Collins)
[Carolina] at Minnesota (lol Gus)
Miami at [New England] (Cassel - MiniBrady)
Cincinnati at [NY Giants] (Gets ugly)
Arizona at [Washington] (Skins do it big)
Detroit at [San Francisco] (Don't even really care)
[St. Louis] at Seattle (Rams pull it out via Jackson)
New Orleans at [Denver] (Brees has a bad game)
Pittsburgh at [Philadelphia] (McNabb dominates)
[Jacksonville] at Indianapolis (Run game? Manning?)
[Cleveland] at Baltimore (Edwards finally can catch)
[Dallas] at Green Bay (Favre chants ensue)

MON, SEP 22
NY Jets at [San Diego] (Favre 3 picks 1 fumble)
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
>>345744
>(McNabb dominates)

I lol'd so fucking hard
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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SUN, SEP 21
Kansas City at [Atlanta] (if for no other reason than KC is the worst team in the NFL)
Oakland at [Buffalo] (Bills D comes up big)
Tampa Bay at [Chicago] (lol Forte)
Houston at [Tennessee] (VY + bench = win)
[Carolina] at Minnesota (yawn)
Miami at [New England] (a WAC team could beat Miami)
Cincinnati at [NY Giants] (TRUCK STICK)
[Arizona] at Washington (Kurt Warner goes fucking wild)
Detroit at [San Francisco] (even the Dolphins could beat the Lions)
St. Louis at [Seattle] (Koren Robinson is the deciding factor)
New Orleans at [Denver] (Jay Cutler goes fucking wild)
Pittsburgh at [Philadelphia] (everyone looks bad against Philly)
Jacksonville at [Indianapolis] (Addai gets his shit together)
Cleveland at [Baltimore] (Ravens squeak by on defense)
[Dallas] at Green Bay (bloodbath will ensue, watch for 75+ total points)

MON, SEP 22
[NY Jets] at San Diego (SD has no defense left, used all their energy bawwwwwing all week)
>> Anonymous
MY NAME IS DAVE TOO LOL
>> Anonymous
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>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
Pickem. Good chance on the entire home teams winning this week.

>>345718
>We agreed on most things. I changed a couple though.

I'm still bitter from last week and I've never liked Philly.

>>345765
MY NAME IS DAVE TOO LOL

Wow!
>> Anonymous
>>345765
Dave's not here man
>> Awesome Bill from Dawsonville !7KR.e180t.
>>345701
FOR FUCK SAKE STOP PICKING CAROLINA TO LOSE THIS IS THE 3RD WEEK IN A ROW
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
>>346656
I've only posted my picks here for two weeks. >_>
>> Anonymous
>>346656
The Dolphins and Panthers have a well-chronicled rivalry dating back many decades

What? The Panthers have only been around since '95? Don't confuse me with facts!
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>345762

My picks here. I love it how after two weeks of proven excellence (even considering the two-touchdown tax vs. Miami), nobody thinks the Cardinals will be able to beat anyone. I've seriously seen people still picking them to finish 4-12.
>> Anonymous
>>345701

Eh, I agree mostly.

Disagree:

Browns beat Baltimore, Derek Anderson will have his shit together now that he's not facing two of the better pressure D's in the league.

Arizona beats Washington. Are you fucking crazy picking Washington? Have you WATCHED AZ the last two years? Kurt Warner is going to set up shop and pass out so many delicious sandwich's that Boldin and Fitzgerald won't be able to eat them all.

Jets over Chargers.

Merriman is gone and the rest of chargers have no balls or soul. Brett Favre and LavColes are finally showing some chemistry.

Favre wins.
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
>>346780
I GET IT. BECAUSE IT'S A RED PICTURE AND YOUR NAME IS REDMACHINE. LOL!

Baltimore should be well rested and prepared (hopefully). The MNF could easily swing either way, but the Chargers wont be robber by computer malfunctions and bad calls this time. Arizona has not proven themself against a real team yet. Seriously, it's the Niners and the Fins. They're not at the top of the pile yet.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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>>346813

I meant to attach incapable.jpg but attached incomingcall.jpg instead, whoops. Here's incapable.

Also, who does Washington have that will be effective enough to get enough points on the board as to outnumber Warner and his Five Fingers of Kung Fu Doom?
>> Anonymous
>>346813

Arizona may not have proven themselves against a real team but the Redskins are most certainly not a "real team"
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
>Also, who does Washington have that will be effective enough to get enough points on the board as to outnumber Warner and his Five Fingers of Kung Fu Doom?

Moss and Portis, just needs a few good breaks and some "FUCK IT I'M GOIN DEEP" throws.

>>346817
Certainly more so than the Niners and Fins.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
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SUN, SEP 21

Kansas City at [Atlanta]
Oakland at [Buffalo]
Tampa Bay at [Chicago]
Houston at [Tennessee]
Carolina at [Minnesota]
Miami at [New England]
Cincinnati at [NY Giants]
[Arizona] at Washington
Detroit at [San Francisco]
St. Louis at [Seattle]
New Orleans at [Denver]
[Pittsburgh] at Philadelphia
Jacksonville at [Indianapolis]
[Cleveland] at Baltimore
[Dallas] at Green Bay

MON, SEP 22
[NY Jets] at San Diego
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>346817

Exactly. They have Clinton Portis' schizophrenic ass and fuckin Happy Feet. Who else do they have? Jason Campbell? Chris Cooley's foreskin? I'll tell you who they have: FRED SMOOT. That should tell you everything you need to know.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
>>346822

Game set match
>> Anonymous
>>346818

I would take the niners over the 'skins any week this season.

Niners actually do have a defense, and once the offense gets the kinks worked out they're worth 8-8.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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>>346818
>Portis
>a few good breaks

Lol, no. Pic related.
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
>>346822
Chris Cooley is clutch.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>346829

He's also Not Jason Witten, Not John Carlson, and Not Tony Gonzales. If you're relying on a TE to get your shit done then you either suck or have no other receivers (see: Hasselbeck, Matt).
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
Fuck that, I'm guaranteeing it now. If the Cards win, I will sell my soul to the devil.

Or the mods can ban me, whichever.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>346833

Better idea:

Cards win, you change your name to Dolfan, Red's Bitch.
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
>>346835
Fine, I will so for a week. If the Skins win, I will expect something similar.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>346837

Done.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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Screenshotted.
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
>>346846
I planned on keeping the thread alive until Sunday day anyways, but that works as well.

I'll just have to think up a clever name by then, something other than XXX's bitch. Maybe I'll take suggestions.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>346849

Maybe "I Love Joey Harrington"?
>> Anonymous
>[Arizona] at Washington
I don't think so.

Not that I think Arizona won't win their division, I just don't think a Passing offense will work against the Redskins.
>> Anonymous
>>346849

"Commissioner Red eats fish shit"
>> Anonymous
>>346801

I like the way this anon thinks.
>> Awesome Bill from Dawsonville !7KR.e180t.
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>>346779
wat
>> Charm !!H5jB+sx2fZz
SUN, SEP 21
[Kansas City] at Atlanta
Oakland at [Buffalo]
[Tampa Bay] at Chicago
Houston at [Tennessee]
[Carolina] at Minnesota
Miami at [New England]
Cincinnati at [NY Giants]
[Arizona] at Washington
Detroit at [San Francisco]
St. Louis at [Seattle]
New Orleans at [Denver]
[Pittsburgh] at Philadelphia
Jacksonville at [Indianapolis]
[Cleveland] at Baltimore
[Dallas] at Green Bay

MON, SEP 22
[NY Jets] at San Diego

As much as I want the fish to knock off the Pats, it's not gonna happen, sadly.
>> Anonymous
SUN, SEP 21
Kansas City at [Atlanta]
[Oakland] at Buffalo
Tampa Bay at [Chicago]
Houston at [Tennessee]
Carolina at [Minnesota]
Miami at [New England]
Cincinnati at [NY Giants]
[Arizona] at Washington
Detroit at [San Francisco]
St. Louis at [Seattle]
New Orleans at [Denver]
Pittsburgh at [Philadelphia]
[Jacksonville] at Indianapolis
Cleveland at [Baltimore]
[Dallas] at Green Bay

MON, SEP 22
[NY Jets] at San Diego
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
[ 12:43:10 ]  [ +miles ] RedMachineD: Where do you live?
[ 12:44:25 ]  [ RedMachineD ] arizona, specifically

ITT truths revealed. Red is a cardsfag and is using fan logic over real logic. Easy win for me.
>> Anonymous
>>347022

Anyone who has ever been in IRC knows RMD is from Arizona.
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
>>347029
Prove it.
>> Anonymous
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lol, Bengals

I am a little concerned that we are not sharpening our teeth against tough opponents in the beginning of the season, though.
>> Anonymous
>>347062

Take the wins however you can get them. This ain't no BCS, after all!
>> Anonymous
>>347062
you'd rather be 0-2 like last year?

no thanks, what's most important is getting a W and staying as injury free as possible, shitty opposition or no.
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>345747
McNabb is good. You must be a fan of soup that isn't Campbell's.
>> Anonymous
>>347101McNabb is good

Pittsburgh's D is better. Philadelphia doesn't have the run offense to tire them out. The Eagles really need Big Ben's shoulder to give out to have a chance to do any sort of "domination".
>> Anonymous
>>347121
I think that Pitt will be able to hold their run offense in check, but they won't completely neutralize it. Iggles win.
>> Anonymous
>Not a single person in this thread has picked the Green Bay Packers to beat the Cowgirls at Lambeau Field, a place where the Cowboys HAVE NEVER WON, not to mention the fact that the Packers have looked much better both offensively and defensively thusfar this year

You guys need to stop drinking that ESPN-infected Cowboys kool-aid

GITCHA PAWPCOHN RIDDY!
>> Anonymous
>>347316

I'm a Packersfag and wanted to pick them, but Al Harris is terrible against big, physical receivers (see Plaxico Burress in the NFC Championship). Terrell Owens is going to have a great game.

I wouldn't be shocked to see the Packers win, but if I were a betting man I'd put money on Dallas.
>> Anonymous
>>347334
Last year we didn't have my favorite Packer Woodson, so Harris had to take Owens with no help from the safety because Collins had to keep Crayton in check so Blackmon and Rouse didn't get burned. With Woodson back and playing at such a high level we should be able to double T.O., frustrate him all game and at least keep his stats down compared to last year. I'm not saying we are guaranteed to win, but I am saying that there shouldn't be an advantage for either team here and everybody else is picking Dallas because of their hype.
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
>>347334
>>347342
>>347300

>>345793
>Good chance on the entire home teams winning this week.
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
Good night.
>> Anonymous
SUN, SEP 21
Kansas City at [Atlanta]
Oakland at [Buffalo]
Tampa Bay at [Chicago]
Houston at [Tennessee]
[Carolina] at Minnesota
Miami at [New England]
Cincinnati at [NY Giants]
[Arizona] at Washington
[Detroit] at San Francisco
St. Louis at [Seattle]
New Orleans at [Denver]
Pittsburgh at [Philadelphia]
Jacksonville at [Indianapolis]
[Cleveland] at Baltimore
[Dallas] at Green Bay

MON, SEP 22
NY Jets at [San Diego]
>> Anonymous
[Kansas City] at Atlanta
Oakland at [Buffalo]
Tampa Bay at [Chicago]
[Houston] at Tennessee
[Carolina] at Minnesota
Miami at [New England]
Cincinnati at [NY Giants]
Arizona at [Washington]
Detroit at [San Francisco]
St. Louis at [Seattle]
New Orleans at [Denver]
Pittsburgh at [Philadelphia]
Jacksonville at [Indianapolis]
[Cleveland] at Baltimore
[Dallas] at Green Bay
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
To Sunday~