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Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Dear Europe,

We don't even give a shit about this sport and our team is still better than all of yours.

Have fun watching us play in the gold medal game.

Sincerely,

USA
>> Anonymous
And how many European teams have you faced?
1
How many European teams did you lose against?
1

FUCKING FAIL FAGS
>> Anonymous
america

the only country in the whole world who takes womens sports seriously
>> Anonymous
HAHA EUROPE IS NOT EVEN IN THE FINALS

But I thought soccer (UK INVENTED THE TERM!) was a sport for Eurofags?

Are you even trying?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>268515

Dear Europe,

Your tears are delicious. Please Baww more.

Sincerely,

Phel/sp/sfans aka USA
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>268515

Any how many European teams are in the gold medal game?
0

Sounds like fail to me.

>>268523

I doubt anyone in this country will watch the game. That doesn't mean we're not going to lord it over you anyway, especially since your eyes will probably be glued to your set given this sport is like heroin for you guys.
>> Anonymous
>>268529

No we're not, we don't care. Think about that....
>> Anonymous
>>268539

The UK doesn't even bother entering a team, we don't give a shit who wins it.
>> Anonymous
>>268540

O rly?

Germany was there, and what happened?

Oh, Brazil happened. Europe always gets owned by foreigners in sports they invent. ISN'T IT FUNNY?
>> Anonymous
>>268506
>We don't even give a shit about this sport and our team is still better than all of yours.

I think you'll find that Womens Soccer in America is probably the best womens league in the world
>> Anonymous
>>268552
Sorry but the Swedish and German leagues are the best
>> Anonymous
Dear America,

We don't even give a shit about this FEMENINE sport and our teams are and allways will be better than all of yours.

Have fun watching your stupid sports nobody else in the wolrd play.

Sincerely,

EUROPE
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>268559
>nobody else in the world plays
>soccer aka "futbol"

lol
>> Anonymous
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Shit, most of the Americans are at work. There are more Euros here now...but...

Eurofags are getting Rick Trolled by the Americans?

EH GUVNAH
>> Anonymous
>>268552
>I think you'll find that Womens Soccer in America is probably the best womens league in the world
lolwut. We don't even have a league because it's a shitty female sport and no one watches it
>> Anonymous
Do American adults care about soccer? No.

Do American kids care about soccer? Hell yes. I don't know why, but American teenagers fucking love soccer.
>> Anonymous
>>268570
My sister is a semi-pro footballer who wants to move to America to play. This is where I'm getting my information from and I think it's a hell of a lot more reliable than random guys from /sp/
>> Anonymous
>>268566
i won't consider "soccer aka futbol" an "american sport"

but well americans are so stupid... who knows what they think haha
>> Anonymous
In Europe we keep our women in the kitchen.
>> Anonymous
>>268583

So then why do they win all of the nasty beefy dyke sports?
>> Anonymous
>>268586
Lesbians aren't women.
>> Anonymous
American soccer league stole Europe's greatest player ever and we don't even care about soccer.
>> Anonymous
>>268596
Beckham Europe's greatest player? You make me smile.
He must look like that in a league as shitty as yours though.
>> Anonymous
>>268596
Hell yeah, Cruyff was fucking awesome. But he was like 35 when he went to the MLS, so no harm done.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>268600

Hey Europe: we have your best soccer player. What now?
>> Anonymous
lawl, we are just genetically superior.
>> Anonymous
soccer is a sport played by elementary school children and cheered on by soccer moms and made into bad will ferall movies

only eurofags and american children care about it
>> Anonymous
>>268573
>but American 8 year old girls fucking love soccer.
>> Anonymous
>>268608
Now we wait till his skills have declined because of the crappy league he's playing in. Then we laugh. And possibly let him come back to play in some minor division. If he begs.
>> Anonymous
hey all others fuckers outside europe, every single player wants play here, every league beats any league outside europe
>> Anonymous
LOL @ americans calling beckham the best

Most overpayed maybe
>> Anonymous
>>268923
YHBT
>> Anonymous
>>268573

Probably because most American adults are still in the mindset that soccer is communist, but most American teens going through the Beckham MLS era are growing onto it.

In the next 10-15 years, soccer will be more popular and more accepted especially by the rednecks (southern US).

>>268608
Becks was never or ever will be Europe's greatest player.

MAYBE he was the best in England during his prime, but it was for too long.
>> Anonymous
>>269082

wasn't* for too long

fuck i wish there was an edit button.
>> Anonymous
its sad when eurofags make fun of american soccer b/c we make fun of it more. like 10 ppl like the sport that arnt hispanic and our team still kicks euros ass. we r just superior a la revolution, 1812, WWI, WWII, etc
>> Anonymous
>>268567
Didn't this faggot lost his very first match?
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
>>269082

not communist, boring.
>> Anonymous
>>269082
No one ever thought soccer was "communist" and teenagers aren't growing to love it, that person doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Soccer is popular with children in the US, but it's always been popular with children. American kids play it during elementary school but grow out of it after that.
>> Anonymous
WHY ARE EUROFAGS SO EASY TO TROLL?
>> Anonymous
>>269127
Because they're as butthurt as the niggers.
>> Anonymous
>>269127

Because they are not smart people.
>> Anonymous
I'm sure the female american soccer team could easily beat the male one.
/Troll
>> Anonymous
The US female soccer team should play against the Chinese male soccer team. Even the Chinese hate their own team.
>> Anonymous
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That's my girl.
>> Anonymous
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>>269329
FUCK YEA HOPE SOLO.
>> Anonymous
Nobody cares about womens football.
>> Anonymous
USA have always had a great soccer. Probably cos US men are gay and stay in watching other men wrestle or play football. While women go out and play soccer and rule. Where as in Europe the women stay in the kitchen watching some shit soaps.
>> Anonymous
why were the chinks booing that one jap bitch every time she touched the ball today??
>> Anonymous
nanking payback
>> Anonymous
LOL at the US calling victory before the final
>> Anonymous
>>270642
LOL at your illiteracy. OP said

"Have fun watching us play in the gold medal game."

And he's right - It's already set, there professor.
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>>270656

I'm sorry, I suck your dick after you hold up you rolls of fat, kk?
>> Anonymous
>>270675
rotflolol... soo much butthurt and fail in such a tiny post, kudos sir!
>> Anonymous
no one gives a shit about olympic fotball
>> Anonymous
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