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I hate Bolt McMurphy
I hate everything about him, from his cocky attitude to his horrible dancing skills.

This guy is an arrogant asshole, he's the kind of guy that would hit on your fiancé right in front of you.
>> Anonymous
>>BAWWW DIX DIDN'T WIN
>> McMurphy
>>263775
I'm Norwegian you faggot. Couldn' care less about Dix.
>> Anonymous
gb2/bed/, Hermes.
>> Anonymous
>your fiancé
my what?
>> Anonymous
why the hell would you slow down when you're going to set a world record at the olympics

would it rEAALY kill you to sprint an extra 15m?
>> Anonymous
>>263782
He said later he eased up to avoid the media/public placing ridiculously unfeasable expectations on him.
>> Anonymous
>>263782

Break the world record twice = recieve 100.000 bux twice.
>> McMurphy
>>263785
Bullshit explanation. The expectations are a lot higher now, after he set a world record while jogging the last 10 meters.
>> Anonymous
>>263774
I wouldn't mind hitting your fiancé too, for that matter.
>> Anonymous
The 100 meter event requires a certain type of personality. You could see it at the start of the race when every competitor (apart from Powell) was doing their little gangsta nigger shit. Every other 100 meter athlete is pretty much the same.

I fucking love bolt
>> Anonymous
>>263798

Michael Johnson had CLASS.
>> Anonymous
If I could run 11 meters a second, I would be an asshole to the inferior also
>> Anonymous
>>263801
And Johnston also was stoked for Bolt
He didn't give a shit about his antics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo6pHs0-3bQ
>> Anonymous
>>263807
O LAWD Johnson said "Michael Phelps, Michael who?"
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
it's cool
you seem like the type who wouldn't have fiance anyway
>> Anonymous
Dude, the guy raped the world record without even trying. The guy fucking has the right to my fiance's first-born
>> Anonymous
Bolt is a mega-fucking-badass who can create tears in space-time with his Jamaican 1.21 jiggawatt ganja
I love him
>> Anonymous
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>>263819
>> ??
bolt... more like coalt.
>> Anonymous
Just like Phelps right? Except Bolt isn't a faggot.
>> ??
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>>263870
>> Anonymous
Fact:

BOLT : World Fastest MAN!
Sullivan : World Fastest MAN in Water.
Phelps : Dolphin wannabe.
>> Anonymous
>>264006
Fastest on land.
I've seen faster men in planes and in space.
What now homo?
>> Anonymous
>>263774
hey...why so serious? just because he isnt american?
>> Anonymous
WHA GWAN DIX
>> Anonymous
>>264043
I AN I GOT SUM WICKED GOLD MEDALS UP IN HERE ME BREDREN
>> Anonymous
BOLT ACTION NIGGER
>> Anonymous
did anyone else hear about Bolt's press conference?
apparently all he ate that day was 'nuggets'.
i lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>264084
Fuck yeah. Bolt is a true Jamaican nigra: He got up at 11, ate some chicken mcnuggets, went BACK to sleep, ate some MORE chicken mcnuggets

and then went and destroyed the world record in the 100m
>> Anonymous
I hate all black athletes. They have immense ego's and there is no sportsmanship about them.
>> Anonymous
When you run faster than the fastest men in the world while thumping your chest WITH YOUR SHOE UNTIED when you've been doing it FOR LESS THAN A YEAR you can be a cocky motherfucker too.
>> Anonymous
>>264104
not to mention eating nothing but chicken nuggets
>> Anonymous
>>264097
What a legend...
>> Anonymous
I honestly wonder if this guy could have won wearing an ipod and flipflops.
>> Anonymous
i think Bolt is a pretty cool guy. eh eats nuggets and doesnt afraid of anything.
>> Anonymous
Oh so now everyone cares about sportsmanship huh? When some Swedish guy tosses his medal on the floor, everyone congratulates him. He is a hero, yet he didn't win shit except 3rd place.

But now since a black guy destroys a world record and celeberates, he is a showboating nigger? He has a valid reason to celebrate. HE IS THE FASTEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANET
>> Anonymous
10.78
>> Anonymous
>>264257
lol, so true.
>> Anonymous
Oh wow, Jamaica 1, 2, 3 in the women's final
>> Anonymous
Rasta tiem again
>> Anonymous
>>264257
agreed
>> Anonymous
You'd come to his defence if he was American. If anyone can jog in a 9.68, then they can knife the opposition for all I care.
>> Rich Christensen !!gCgpSl26DF7
>>264262
What is in that Jamacian Ganja man. The Jamacian women swept the podium in their 100m final.
>> SCCAflagger !!gCgpSl26DF7
>>264257
Its showboating when you celebrate before finishing the race. We hailed the wrestler as a hero for waiting to protest his "screwjob" for the edal ceremony, something that NO ONE ever does.

Check that the Jamacian women are so good they won gold and TWO silvers!
>> Anonymous
Is it the hemp they are smoking that's making them so fast?
Jamaica: a shitty little island and yet they beat the whole world.
>> Anonymous
none of you faggots get it. the reason he deliberately slowed down isn't because of showboating. the nigger knows that he's broke the record, but he wants to save a little something so that he could break it again in a few months. he's got fucking business sense.
>> Anonymous
racist =/= funny.
>> Anonymous
When Bolt realized he was so far ahead he slowed down. He knew he had it. Why waste more energy going your fastest possible when you know for sure you have it won.
Also he has another race to run so conserving energy is kind of a big deal, especially for sprinters.
>> Anonymous
>>264308

lol, you're so wrong
>> Anonymous
>>263801


Johnson believes Bolt won't beat his WR in the 200m at this Olympics. I think he's right.
>> Anonymous
>>"He was so relaxed that he said he prepared for his record-setting performance by sleeping in, not eating breakfast, watching TV, eating chicken nuggets for lunch, napping, eating some more chicken nuggets for dinner, and resting. He devoured some snack cakes during the postrace news conference and said he might also go to Burger King."
Holy shit this man is black jesus. The dude even won the race with his shoe untied, he probably did that for the lulz.
>> McMurphy
>>264257
It hasn't anything to do with being black. That "Swedish" guy was from Kurdistan or Turkey. No true Swede would have done anything like that, and it was just as pathetic as that ghetto kid wannabe Bolt's antics.
>> Anonymous
I actually disagree with OP and say that Phelps seems more like the person to do those things and act like that. Bolt is just another chicken loving nigra.
>> McMurphy
>>264517
Fuck you homo. Phelps is a down to earth guy.

Bolt is just a wannabe, like all ghetto kids with no education.
>> Anonymous
>>264521
Exactly what does he 'want to be'? The fastest motherfucker to ever walk the earth? He already managed that.
>> Anonymous
Unlike most 4children I am not a racist.

Fuck Bolt.

Showboating (and slowing down) while you are setting the world record is just idiotic. When somebody else breaks his world record he'll remember the fact that he acting like a douchebag instead of running.
>> Anonymous
I think a lot of the hate toward Bolt comes from the fact that 99% of /sp/'s posters are all fat middle aged men who didn't get drafted in their college years. With the exception of the one who made it, Mr. 'FUCK IT I'M GOIN' DEEP', Rax Grissman.
>> McMurphy
>>264524
A rapper. He acts like those despicable subhuman rappers, like Lil Wayne and 50 Cent and whatnot.
>> Anonymous
I have no idea who this guy is, but Jamaica has a legacy of placing in the sprinting events, so it's not that surprising and world records are being broken all over the Olympics, he'll be the fastest man until someone is faster than him. If I were him though I would slow up on the showboating and such. The IOC is known to ban fuckers and strip their medals for that shit.
>> Anonymous
>>264556

Yeah, I'm definitely seeing the connection between showboating and wanting to be a rapper. Could you possibly fail any harder?
>> Anonymous
I think bolt is a pretty cool guy. eh joggs world records and doesnt afraid of hitting your fiancé.
>> Anonymous
>>264530
I think he won't care at all, after all, he's a legend now, who won the 100 mts. lowering the world record slowing down at the end with a show untied, and nobody will take that away from him, and from history books.
>> Anonymous
>>264575
>Shoe
>> Anonymous
>>264575

Quick, without looking who won the 100m at the 84' games in LA?

You don't know, and admit it, you don't care because nobody cares who won the events past the Olympics right afterwards where the newer younger kids are doing the same event.
>> Anonymous
>>264530
And at that point, he was still the fastest man on earth before his record was broken. You still can't take that away despite his attitude.
>> Anonymous
I was just thinking about how awesome he was for celebrating before he won. The man is a badass.
>> Anonymous
>>264584
Why so serious?

This man made history, if later we remember him or not, it doesn't matter. He's immortal now, we're not.
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>263774
Jamaican me crazy, McMurphy.
>> Anonymous
>>264584

i know who won in seoul 88.

A nigger on steroid. what worst is that he's canadian.
>> Anonymous
>>I hate everything about him, from his cocky attitude to his horrible dancing skills.

>>This guy is an arrogant asshole

Its only arrogance if you can't back your shit up. Bolt may be annoying but he is the fastest runner and makes it look easy. The only way I would agree that he is arrogant is if for example Asafa Powell would have been talking all that shit then came in 4/5 like he did.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>265382
it's still arrogance if you back it up. Arrogance usually comes from the ability to back what you say up.
>> Anonymous
Class means being more humble in your excellence than a normal person is in their mediocrity.

Bolt is a arrogant son of a bitch. So is Phelps. Fuck them.
>> Anonymous
why do African Americans suck at long running,
now they get beat by Jamaica's in short runs.
>> Anonymous
>>265391

time to liberate the shit out of jamaica
>> Anonymous
>>265391
Because all the good African American runners were shot by cops when they couldnt catch them...
>> Anonymous
>>265409
Its because Africans dont have cars in there country and have to run from tigers ..
>> Anonymous
>>263785

He also said if he went full out the whole way breaking his own record would prove hard for himself. He wants to be able to break his own record again at a later date.
>> Anonymous
yow gun shot fi who waan playa hate or box di food outta mi plate cah mi blast like tunda if yo diss mi then you will be goin unda mi a hang you wid a cord anuh honda so di race mi a winnin like a straight cocky bruckin like yuh mama yuh sista an dis badman all night wukin
>> Anonymous
>>263787
So all he has to do is not jog and he breaks the record again by default.
>> Anonymous
>>264097
A Jamaican just lived the American dream more effectively than most Americans.
>> Anonymous
>>265425
So Jamaica is in Africa now?
>> Anonymous
You'd do the same fucking thing if you just broke a world record and effortlessly smashed the best runners in the world. He fucking celebrated at the end and still beat them, the guy is amazing.
>> Anonymous
why is it that the two last names of the american guys are Dix and Gay?
>> Anonymous
>>265683

It's OK as long as their balls don't touch.
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>> Anonymous
>>265391
Because most African-American are of West-African racial stock, they tend to be muscular and good at anaerobic efforts. East-Africans on the other hand (Somali, Ethiopia for example) tend to be skinny and good at long aerobic efforts, they are the ones dominating long distance runs.
>> Anonymous
>>266037
it's because they are faster runners and were able to evade the slavers. the slower ones got caught and shipped over to eventually win gold for the USA
>> ED-209
>>265998
Wait, Mike Adamle is on WWE now!?
>> Anonymous
As I'm not "rooting" for either of them here and I don't give a fuck about whose achievement is greater, watching Bolt do his stuff and the later repercussion is a lot more fun than Phelps. Phelps does his job like only he can, and then just behaves normally and gives the generic answers in interviews that everyone expects him to give. The SUPER SAIYAN celebration was great though, I'll give him that.