so, how long until a bleacher bum gets struck by lightning in Chicago?
Lance Berkman almost got struck.
I didn't know Lance Berkman's head attracted lightning
>>232254No, God just hates him.
so, if a ball is struck by lightning in midplay, it's a dead ball, right?
Nope, it means that they have to clear the benches and fight to the death. The team of the last man standing wins the game, and he has to give the mascot a blowjob.
mascot?in wrigley field?best be trollin', nigger.
>>232938nice.I lol'd a little