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Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Alright, folks, I'm going to make picks with a catch:

I'm putting the names of every team on little pieces of paper, then waving each matchup (one team in each hand) at my kitten until it attacks one. Whichever one he attacks is the winner of said matchup. So, without further ado...

MR. KITTY'S WEEK 11 PICKS!

[Denver Broncos] at Atlanta Falcons
Houston Texans at [Indianapolis Colts]
[Tennessee Titans] at Jacksonville Jaguars
[Oakland Raiders] at Miami Dolphins
Baltimore Ravens at [New York Giants]
[Detroit Lions] at Carolina Panthers
Philadelphia Eagles at [Cincinnati Bengals]
[Chicago Bears] at Green Bay Packers
[New Orleans Saints] at Kansas City Chiefs
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>> Anonymous
IS THAT SOME MOONSPEAK I SEE?
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>468688

That's Mr. Kitty's adoption papers from the animal shelter. He was too young to get the rabies shots and second round of vaccinations. Note it says "2 young for" right there.
>> Anonymous
>>468684
I trust your cats picks, because cats are never wrong.
>> Anonymous
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I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP, ASSHOLE.
>> Anonymous
>>468684
>[Detroit Lions] at Carolina Panthers

I think your cat is a moron
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>468698

He is.
>> Casanova Frankenstein !HggsKt0/NM
If the Detroit Kittens win that matchup, it will be the greatest prediction ever made.
>> Anonymous
That cat is black.

He might have stolen your wallet.
>> Anonymous
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>>468707

Indeed.
>> jello44 !1QdphQF/uk
>[Denver Broncos] at Atlanta Falcons

I like the cut of your jib there Mr Kitty.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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Well, at least it wasn't this cat making the picks. He would eat one of the papers and then fall asleep.
>> Commander Warmington
Commish Red. Your cat is gonna create a gambling debt if you gamble with that cat ;p
>> Anonymous
>>468684
Red, you should make this into a weekly YouTube video...and, what do you want to bet that, even with his total facepalmers, Mr. Kitty does better than at least 65% of the rest of /sp/?
>> Anonymous
>>468912
Mr. Kitty made some pretty sound choices, but didn't mind going out on a risk from time to time. It took some guts to shoot for the Lions first win, but who knows what Panthers team shows up this week?

If its the same Delhomme that played vs the Raiders he might be right. I don't agree with the Oakland decision though, but I can see from his coloring that he has some bias towards the Silver and Black.
>> Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
>Baltimore Ravens at [New York Giants]

Kitteh is wise
>> Anonymous
Dallas Cowboys at [Washington Redskins]

all hail the gamblokitten
>> Anonymous
Commissioner Red I have some questions for Mr Kitten and his attacking claws.

Melbourne Victory or Central Coast Mariners?
Adelaide United or Sydney FC?
Wellington Phoenix or Newcastle Jets?
Queensland Roar or Perth Glory?

Contemplating betting $5 on each team Mr Kitten picks.
Regards,
Anon.
>> Anonymous
I love your Kitteh, Commish :3
>> Anonymous
>Arizona Cardinals at [Seattle Seahawks]

NOT SO FAST THERE, MR. CAT
>> Anonymous
>[Oakland Raiders] at Miami Dolphins

catnip?
>> Anonymous
>>468684
>[Minnesota Vikings] at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Yes, wise kitty.
>> Anonymous
>[Oakland Raiders] at Miami Dolphins

nice try kitty
>> Anonymous
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OMG KITTEH
>> Anonymous
>>468684
Nice room dirtbag.
>> GOOBERJOOVIES !h1I8KzYeUU
>[St. Louis Rams] at San Francisco 49ers

The Niners are not THAT bad, Mr. Kitty.

>[Oakland Raiders] at Miami Dolphins

After Emperor Al-Patine stripped playcalling duties from his offense coach? Ha.
>> Anonymous
>>469134
>Emperor Al-Patine

wut
>> Anonymous
damn it commish, how am i supposed to hate you when you bring the kittehs?
>> Anonymous
>>469047
lol irl
>> Anonymous
>>469134
When's the last time Miami stopped anybody?

I smell Justin Fargas having a record day. Or if McFadden is back, RAEP FACE
>> SSG Posted Here
Hey Red Commish, WHERE IS OUR TROPHIES IN THE /sp/ NBA FANTASY LEAGUE?!?!? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

So here are my picks for this week, with a lot of upset specials:
Broncos over Falcons (Upset 1)
Colts over Texans (The Texans will Sage themselves to death)
Jaguars over Titans (that's right, I said it; Upset 2)
Dolphins over Faiders (Rape will be legal in Miami)
Ravens over Giants (Upset 3, technically)
Panthers over Lions (The Lions are the worst franchise in sports history, hands down)
Eagles over Bengals (Though Reid could coach his team to failure.............again)
Bears over Packers (AKA Unleashed Dragons over Packers)
Faints over Queefs (AKA two teams that don't know how to play to win the game)
Vikings over Bucs (AKA the two teams who lost the BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE sweepstakes)
Rams over 49ers (Who ever wins will be 3-7! Hooray!)
Seahawks over THAT. BIRD. (Would have been upset 4, if not for THAT. BIRD. last monday)
Steelers over Chargers (And the Chargers might as well quit harder than the Browns)
Cowboys over Redskins (assuming Portis is out)
Bills over Browns (AKA a team who can't win a division game because they suck against a team who can't win anything because they suck AND they quit)
>> GOOBERJOOVIES !h1I8KzYeUU
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>>469245

My nickname for the Empire of Pestilence's dear leader, Al Davis. It's only appropriate, seeing as he believes he has UNNNNNNNNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRRRR.
>> Anonymous
>>469880
McFadden is supposed to be back
>> Anonymous
[Detroit Lions] at Carolina Panthers
Philadelphia Eagles at [Cincinnati Bengals]

Awesome kitty is awesome.