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>> Anonymous
18 and 1 would be like shooting a blank load as the chick is begging for it on her face.
>> Anonymous
>>238829
18-1 would be like scooping up a way out of your league model at the bar and not being able to get hard once you got home.
>> Anonymous
18-and-1 is like getting the last half-gallon of that fucking awesome Girl Scout Cookie ice cream at the store on sale, and then getting home to discover that the carton was mislabeled and you instead have a half-gallon of Neapolitan....with the two flavors you most prefer of the three replaced with blocks of ice.
>> Anonymous
18-and-1 is like having one of those dreams where (insert your favorite model/actress/other female here) starts flirting with you and then eventually you start making love

then just as things get awesome your alarm clock goes off and you discover you're being humped by your pet dog
>> Anonymous
eighteen and one is like that time CapitalistBastard and Kilgamayan had a love child named "Sidney Brady"
>> Anonymous
>>238937
>>"Sidney Brady"

I SHAT BRICKS
>> Anonymous
18-1 is like being fifteen and devising a perfect plan to sneak into an R-rated movie, preparing for it, enacting it, and realizing when you've reached the theater that there is no one taking tickets and you could have just walked in.
>> Anonymous
>>239088

AND THE MOVIE IS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Man_(film)