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White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen predicts the Tigers will be one of the league’s best teams. “They have so much talent, so much experience,” he said. “They’re not going to panic. And their manager always pushes the right buttons.”

Ozzie Guillen is so silly
>> Anonymous
He is trying to instill in his team that they are underdogs because that is what they respond to.
The man is a genius.
>> Anonymous
"He's playing with fire. I'm not afraid of him. I have nothing to apologize to him for. I have nothing to do with Magglio wearing the Detroit Tigers uniform. Every time he played for me, he played good, but if he thinks I'm his enemy or I have something against him, that's up to him. Magglio is full of shit. Apologize to who? I don't have to apologize to anybody because, first of all, he's the first one to name me. He said I was pushing him to play [last season], and I was responsible. Don't make me feel like I was the bad guy in this. He never was my friend because I don't know him. If he thinks what I said hurt him, I don't give a shit. I didn't come here to make friends, I came here to win games. I've got a lot of friends. If Magglio doesn't want to be my friend, I'm not going to lose sleep at night. He's a piece of shit. He's another Venezuelan motherfucker. Fuck him. He thinks he's got an enemy? No, he's got a big one. He knows I can fuck him over in a lot of different ways. He better shut the fuck up and just play for the Detroit Tigers. Why do I have to go over and even apologize to him? Who the fuck is Magglio Ordóñez? What did he ever do for me? He didn't do shit for me. But he said I'm his enemy -- he knows me. Tell him he knows me, and he can take it how he wants to take it. Did he play good for me? Yes, he did. Did he play hard for me? Yes, he did. He might like me. He might be sensitive of me. He might be jealous of me, I don't know why. But saying I'm his enemy, he hates me, I could care less what that shit thinks. I don't give a shit what he does with the rest of his life. He fucked with the wrong guy, and he knows that, too. He knows for a fact that he fucked with the wrong people."
-Ozzie Guillen
>> Anonymous
>>54982
Damn, I love our manager.
>> Anonymous
>>54991
I'm a Mets fan, but Guillen is my hero.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
>>54997

I'm an Indians fan and I love Ozzie. He chose Grady Sizemore for the All Star Game back in 2006 before ESPN started pimping him. If I could have any manager other than Wedge, I'd definitely take him.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
I know a lot of people that hate Ozzie and I can't figure out why for the life of me. He has to be one of the Top 5 funniest guys in sports.

Plus I love anyone who calls Jay Mariotti a fag on public TV.
>> Anonymous
>>54998
Fuck off. You have a great team you don't need him. We need his entertainment if we have an awful year.Perfect manager for the south side of Chicago. Just reading that quote makes me want to get half-naked and punch a first base coach.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
>>55005

We don't need him, you're right. We've got Eric Wedge. I'm just saying if for some reason we didn't have Eric Wedge I would want him managing my team.