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Trade Thread Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
ITT, Trades you wish would happen-

CLE GETS-
Joey Votto
Adam Dunn (with contract, goddamnit)
Edwin Encarnacion
Fransisco Cordero

CIN Gets-
Travis Hafner
CC Sabathia
Andy Marte
Ben Fransisco

DFA-
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>> Anonymous
Pats gets- 4 footballs

Hell gets- Tom Brady
>> Anonymous
Adam Dunn is basically the only consistent hitter on the Reds, there's no way they would give him up.
>> Anonymous
NEW JERSERY GETS-
Kobe Bryant
Lamar Odom
Pau Gosol

LOS ANGELES GETS-
The ghost contract of Keith Van Horn
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>126655

Every major media outlet is saying that Dunn won't be a Red at the end of the season. Sabathia for Dunn straight up, if Dunn get's an extension, I'm sure both sides would do it.
>> Anonymous
>>126655
>Adam Dunn
>Consistant
HAHAHAhaH

Also, redsfag here, fuck that trade. CC? Haha, no. At least you prove everyone is still ignoring Volquez and the new kid Bruce (he's hitting like .600, fucking crazy)
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>126663

I'm being realistc. Would getting Voloquez be nice? Yeah, but who is Cleveland gonna give for him? We don't even fucking NEED anymore starting pitching. And Bruce? Like hell they'll give up Bruce, and even then, we have Sizemore.

We have a hole in 3B. Solved with Encarnacion.
We have a hole in LF. Solved with Dunn. Dunn also boosts are FUCKINGLETHARGIC offense.
We have a hole in the bullpen. Cordero!
Aubrey isn't ready for the big leagues, Garko/Votto can do 1B/DH in Pronk's absence.

Learn2Trade.
>> Anonymous
>>126663

No shit Bruce is batting .600 when he's only had like 8 major league at-bats
>> Anonymous
Giants get -
2nd round Draft pick
Eric Johnson

Saints get -
Jeremy Shockey

plzplzplz
>> Anonymous
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The Cincinatti Reds receive
RP- Derrick Turnbow

The Milwaukee Brewers receive
3 packs of Juicyfruit chewing gum, and a candy bar to be named later
>> Anonymous
Green Bay Gets:

Brett Farve

Retirement Gets:

Cheese
>> Anonymous
>>126676

this just in:

The aforementioned Candy Bar with be a "Baby Ruth" bar.
>> Anonymous
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SEA Receives-
Ira Newble
Donyell Marshall
Adrian Griffin

CLE Receives-
Ben Wallace
Wally Szczerbiak
Delonte West
Joe Smith

CHI Receives-
Larry Hughes
Drew Gooden
Cedric Simmons
Shannon Brown
>> Anonymous
>>126678

Milwaukee has rejected that offer saying that "they don't like Baby Ruth bars". They counter-offered with an Abba-Zaba bar instead which the Reds have graciously accepted.
>> Anonymous
>>126669
More than 8, and like half of them have been clutch hits that resulted in runs that tied games or gave the reds the lead. The kid has looked great.
>>126666
You never don't need starting pitching. Dunn, while I admit he's better at it this year than in the past, still has a strikeout problem. He kills more rallys than he starts tbh.
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>126688

Indians have-

Lee
Laffey
Sowers
Byrd
Westbrook
Carmona
Lofgen
Miller

8 pitchers who are big league ready right now. Lofgren could use a little seasoning, and Miller is hampered by finger blisters, but we have starting pitching. It's the only thing we have in excess.

And Dunn is a huge improvement over David Dellucci, so blow me.
>> Anonymous
New York gets
Chase Utely

Philly gets
entire farm system, blowjobs
>> Anonymous
Miami gets:
3rd and 7th round pick

New England gets:
Jason fucking Taylor
>> Anonymous
Chicago Cubs get-
Matt Holiday

Colorado Rockies get-
EIGHT FUCKING RUNS
>> Anonymous
>>126937
Then you wake up.
>> Dave
Boston gets Hanley Ramirez for Julio Lugo
>> Anonymous
Did I mention how clutch Bruce was looking? Yeah.
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
Mariners Get:
Ken Griffey Jr.
Adam Dunn
Edinson Volquez

Reds Get:
Richie Sexson
Wladimir Balentin
Brandon Morrow
>> Anonymous
>>126983
...
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
>>126983

Mariners Get: Rays Roster and Record

Rays Get: Mariners Roster and Record
>> Anonymous
SF GETS-
Julio Lugo
Minor leaguer to be named later

BOS GETS-
Omar Visquel
AIDS
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>126988

What? You still have Votto and both Morrow and Balentin are great prospects.

>>126989

I can't give up Ichiro. Can't let it happen. Everyone else is welcome to go though.
>> Anonymous
Rangers Get:
Volquez
Brandon Phillips
Griffey Jr.

Reds get:
CJ Wilson
Gerald Laird
Blalock