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Anonymous
So this shit is on tonight.

who will win?

also, what channel is it on? i shouldn't have to stream this game.
>> Anonymous
White Sox Win, Their powerful offence and Jenks will lead them to victory over the 2 man team of Morneau and Mauer.
>> Anonymous
ok it's on TNT

some douchebag from their coverage is talking to kornholio jewheiser about it
>> Anonymous
>>372234
tbs you faggot
>> Anonymous
Baseball is a bad sport.
>> Anonymous
Danks gets yanked and Jenks get spanked.

Twins win.
>> Anonymous
>>372227
The city is going mad right now
>> Metsfag No. 124968 !q2ZLb2hZmU
I like this "black out" idea.

Well played, Chicago.

You have my support.
>> Anonymous
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>>372292
>> Anonymous
horrible tbs shows have horrible commercials

tbs fuck yeah
>> Anonymous
>>372399
nice metfail mentioun just now, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!
>> Anonymous
RON DARLING FUCK YEAH!

NOW ALL GAME I GET TO REMEMBER HE ANNOUNCED FOR THE METS ALL FUCKING SEASON

CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO TALK ABOUT THE FAIL

FUCKING WONDERFUL
>> Anonymous
Remember guys, ESPN RADIO is hosting this shit too. Everyone loves AM radio in their house. It's the new thing of the future!
>> Anonymous
I'd prefer White Sox, but either way, The Rays can handle both teams.
>> Anonymous
The South-Siders with a Black-Out in the stands.

How fitting.
>> Anonymous
>>372562
Wearing black to their own funeral. Hasn't Georgia taught teams this shit?
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT WONDERFUL RUNNING JOB!

He gave up, and ended up in a rundown. What a fucking moron.
>> Anonymous
Fucking twins keep swinging at shit pitches like they're on fire. FUCKING BE PATIENT, STOP SWINGING AT SLIDERS.
>> Anonymous
>>372399
it worked for georgia.... oh wait
>> Anonymous
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go whitesox!
>> Anonymous
>>372603
No team has ever won 3 games in 3 days against 3 different teams. Never. All time in the MLB.
>> Anonymous
RON DARLING DOES NOT AGREE WITH PITCHCOUNTS
>> Anonymous
>>372604
What? I doubt that.

Or it's just a misleading statistic, and 3 games, 3 days, against 3 different teams never ever happens for anyone to even attempt to do it.

Which is it? Bullshit, or misleading?
>> Anonymous
>>372617
white sox fan?

i didn't know wiggers browse 4chan
>> Anonymous
>>372617
Happened 10 different times. Never had someone win all 3.
>> Anonymous
>>372621
I'm a Rockies fan.

>>372622
Oh okay. So it's not complete bullshit, but it is pretty misleading.
>> Anonymous
>>372623
How in the fuck is it misleading? It's happened 10 times, and it's never been accomplished. NEVER.

God, you are a fucking idiot.
>I'm a Rockies fan.
That fucking proves it.
>> Anonymous
fuck the whitesox, they are faggot niggers
>> Anonymous
Go White Sox!! Minnesota sucks, and Cubs fans are faggots, so go on being the better Chicago team.

I'm not even from Chicago, so don't bother accusing me of being a homer.

Also, the black out worked for CU. Fuck yeah Buffs
>> Anonymous
>>372627
>How in the fuck is it misleading?
You must have brain damage if you can't figure it out. It's misleading because in the HUNDREDS of years the MLB has been around, this fucking scenario has only happened 10 times.

Of course no one has done this. It happens less than 1 time every 20 years. Suck a dick.
>> Anonymous
>>372627

Not the same Rockiesfag, but a Rockiesfag nonetheless.

Yeah, how fucking DARE we support our home team despite the fact that they suck. God we're such awful fans. We're almost as bad as Cubs fans.

Eat a dick, you stupid faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>372227
>also, what channel is it on? i shouldn't have to stream this game.

Is that information not available on the internet, or your TV?
>> Anonymous
lol

Look at how much weight Jim Thome lost after he was forced to stop taking steroids.
>> Anonymous
>>372638
Still never been done. Christ. Shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
>>372651
It's only been attempted 10 times, hence the phrase:

>it's not complete bullshit, but it is pretty misleading.

You don't need to lash out.
>> Anonymous
Now now let's all get along here. All your teams suck in my eyes.
>> Anonymous
>>372653
So says the dickhead spewing:

>"Suck a dick."

Seriously, I don't care how "misleading" you think it is. It's never been done, and it's been attempted. It's significant in that it rarely happens, and is tough to pulloff, adjusting to 3 different teams so quickly.

I guess other baseball stats that don't happen all that often aren't significant to you. Perfect games don't happen every season, so WHO CARES LOL!

Stupid fuck.
>> Anonymous
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>>372621
all kinds of wiggers browse 4chan, even the ones from manchester or liverpool
>> Anonymous
>>372664
>is tough to pulloff
Whoops. Guess I didn't consider that.
>it's not complete bullshit
Wait, yes I did.
>> Anonymous
>>372668
You're a moron, seriously.

Hey Cubs fans, the fact you haven't won a world series in 100 years is insignificant, because it's only happened once in 100 years of baseball. I guess we shouldn't talk about it, because this /sp/fag doesn't think it's important or significant.
>> Anonymous
>>372664
>Perfect games don't happen every season
There are 4860 games a season, and it rarely happens. This is a significant statistic.

Your "10 times and it's never happened" isn't really that big of a deal, because for all you know, it could happen once every 11 times it happens. in 200 more years the record for this happening could be 20-2.

2 times in 20 games is far easier than 1 time in 4860+ games. Quit being unreasonably retarded. You're like a child right now.
>> Anonymous
>>372638
>>372638
>>372638
>>372638
>>372638
>>372638
>It happens less than 1 time every 20 years.

10 times. 10x20 = 200 years of baseball?
Your math is bad, thus you are a retard.
>> Anonymous
>>372679
You just believe it's a bad stat that's not even worth mentioning. WHATEVER. Guess what, it's happened before, and nobody has ever come out of all 3 games a winner.

You can dispute this fact, you can whine that it doesn't matter. You're doing this already, so please, keep on keeping on.
>> Anonymous
>>372685
Average twin fan.

IT'S A STAT SO THE WHITE SOX WON'T WIN.

HURRRRRRRRRRR
>> Anonymous
>>372685
I bet you're going to feel real stupid when the twins fail to make the playoffs.

Or not. You'll probably just pretend this conversation never happened as to protect your fragile ego.
>> Anonymous
goddamn this thread has descended into the depths of ass sucking hell
>> Anonymous
ITT: a douche who brings up an insignificant stat to flex his sports e-peen
>> Anonymous
>>372697
Actually, it's been thrown around for the whole fucking weekend on every sports show that's talked about this shit. Sorry, it wasn't posted yet, so I figured I would contribute. Instead, a bunch of crybabies had to come in and try and prove wrong a statistic, like that even means something.

The only ones flexing their epeen are the ones pretending sports aren't all about meaningless statistics.
>> Anonymous
>>372705
http://www.isixsigma.com/library/content/c000709a.asp
>> Anonymous
Am I the only guy who loves Harold Reynolds? He's the best.
>> Anonymous
>>372714
>HURRR DURRR
>> Anonymous
Now I want the White Sox to win just to make this fag look stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>372730
This game is a little BS anyways. I don't know why the MLB doesn't use the regular season record to determine this shit. Twins 10, Sox 8 in the season series.

Also, add the fact that they decide the place of the game on the flip of a coin. Just retarded.

Every other sport uses a season record and division record and then a series record to determine this shit. Why is baseball so behind the times that they think 1 game is a better sample size than 18 games?

I think the Sox are just a little lucky things swung their way after getting swept by the Twins earlier this month.
>> Anonymous
Still 0-0 in the bottom of the 7th.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
>> Anonymous
>>372742
AL Central, what the fuck do you expect? Good games?
>> Anonymous
Jim Thome homers!
>> Anonymous
HEY GUISE THIS IS JI
>> Anonymous
JIM MOTHERFUCKING THOME UP IN THIS BITCH!
>> sage Anonymous
JIM THOME HITTING THE DINGERS IN THE 163RD GAME OF THIS FINE SEA
>> Anonymous
>>372742

I spoke too soon.

FFFFUCK
>> Anonymous
>>372741

HAHAHAHA OH WOAH HAHAHAHA HO
>> Anonymous
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I'm just gonna stroll around the bases real quick
>> Anonymous
>>372752
I translate that as: "Antiquated rules, what the fuck do you expect"
>> Anonymous
its alot easier to watch this game on mute i think
>> Anonymous
THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE

STATISTICS

NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE

10 GAMES!
>> Anonymous
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE TBS?

I think it kicks the shit out of EPSN's broadcasts.

Reynolds is awesome, and the people in studio are actually somewhat smart.
>> Anonymous
>>372770
It rapes the ESPN stuff. I'm sick of them cutting to peter gammons while people are batting. Go to the crypt keeper during the inning breaks, not during an at-bat.

The problem is, I'll still prefer watching FSN and local commentary than this shit. They pretend they're impartial, but they act as one-sided as any broadcaster that follows 1 team around.
>> Anonymous
FUCKKKK YEAAAAAAAA
SUCK IT TWINSSSS
>> Anonymous
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FAIL!
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH SEINFELD IS ON
>> Anonymous
You know what? I like Hawk and DJ. Yeah, they're a little goofy, and they're homers, but so what? I think that saying "yes" in unison when the Sox score is any worse than saying "Holy cow!" every other word. They're not the greatest announcers in the world, but they're fans, and hearing that "Yes!" makes me happy because my Sox have scored. It's like that song that has sentimental value to you, and you know it's awful but you like it because it's tied to something else that's good. That's Hawk and DJ. So fuck you all.

Also I think A.J. Peirzinski is a pretty cool guy.
>> Anonymous
>>372940
>> I'm a colossal faggot who likes a good dick in the ass
(this fix is only valid if poster is srs)

But really, I FUCKING HATE THE SOX ANNOUNCERS
I try to like the White Sox because I like pretty much all the Chicago teams, but for the love of god everytime I listen to DJ and Hawk I want to impale myself upon the nearest sharp, metal pole
>> Anonymous
>>372958
>I want to impale myself upon the nearest sharp, metal pole
DO IT FAGGOT!
>> Anonymous
>>372940

Yeah right. Those two are a couple of the worst. They pout when a call is made against the Sox, they gloat when it's against the opponent. They are incapable of giving talented players from other teams their dues, and they have the stupidest gimmicks in baseball commentating (Even a south-sider should be able to discern that "YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOAAARRDDD.....YESSS!" sounds inane).

Basically, they're a couple of us-vs.-them commentators who don't broadcast baseball - they broadcast White Sox. All in all, they fit pretty well with the dickish attitude of the team.