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Anonymous
>> Anonymous
that better not be who i i think it is
>> Anonymous
BRIT FORVE
>> Anonymous
MACHIEL PHALPS
>> Anonymous
HOW DOES RAX GRISSMAN WON OLYMPIC GOLD?
>> Anonymous
>>255408
RAX GRISSMAN!
>> Anonymous
>>255377
He looks like a giant phallus.
>> Anonymous
MICHAOL PHOPS
>> Anonymous
FUCK IT I'M SWIMMING DEEP
>> Anonymous
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Hey fags, Machiel Phalps here. Sorry about dripping everywhere, I've been swimming in pussy the last few days. Occasionally I'll take a break by eating an entire antelope but mostly it's been a carnal Phalps fuckfest.

I guess you noticed my new piece of jewelry. Yeah, I beat some faggot asian or guido or polar bear, I don't really remember, I couldn't see them from 30 meters behind me. I'm probably gonna put it next to the TWELVE OTHER MOTHERFUCKING MEDALS I currently own when I get home to my undersea lair.

Oh wait, my mistake, it'll be thirteen other motherfucking medals. Phalpsy gonna make it rain gold in Beijing tomorrow.
>> Anonymous
>>255510
I thought it was two antelopes for breakfast and a bison for dinner.
>> Anonymous
7-1
>> Anonymous
Ladies and gentlemen, the truth must come out.

In 2020, Rax Grissman builds a Delorean into a time machine, creates a baby clone of himself, travels back in time, and secretly switches some familes baby with his clone. That clone was named Machiel Phalps, and thus Grissman truly dominates sports.

BTW, for the question that need not be asked, Grissman also traveled back to 2008 to destroy Britt Forve's life. However, that event hasn't happened yet in our present day. When it does, bricks will be shat beyond normal human limits.

Just get ready for all this shit to go down soon........
>> Anonymous
>>255540
Keep dreaming. Nothing will stop him now.
>> Anonymous
Best thread
>> Anonymous
7-1
>> Anonymous
8-0, fgts
>> Anonymous
lol @ thread