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Martial Arts Anonymous
Been thinking about taking a Martial Arts up for a long time.

Having done general fitness (running, weights, abs work etc) for around 8 months I don't really feel commited to it or feel like I'm accomplishing a lot... so was wondering whether taking up a Martial Arts would be a good idea? I did Hapkido and Karate when I was young, but far too young to remember it at all.

I'm 18 now, and wondering which Martial Arts would be good for fitness but still comes in handy in certain self-defence situations?
>> Anonymous
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this one.
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Also, will Martial Arts make my epeen big?
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I study an ancient celtic martial art called Greenoch. It was used by a secret society called the Greenoch during midevel times for assasinations and espionage.The group were for the nost part employed secretly by the royal courts of midevil Europe.

The art has been secretly handed down from master to student since the 12th century and although there has been no recorded activity of the Geenoch society in several hundred years, I can vouch for the authenticity of my teacher Master Field Marshall Jim Weiss, the first non celtic Greenoch master in history.

I believe Greenoch is very useful on the streets. If someone came up to me to mug me I would use Greenoch moves and then some Judo moves and then some more Greenoch moves. If there were two of them I would also use some Ninjutsu and TKD moves.

As far as sport goes, Greenoch is NOT a sport and I know if a TKD guy tries anything on a Greenoch guy or a Ninjutsu guy it would be over in a flash.

This is because these arts were used secretly for espionage in the middle ages and posess deadly knowledge. This enables the Greenoch or Ninjutsu practitioner to easily overpower any fighter of superior strength and atheletic ablility. Strategic psychological experience also matters little; its all in the moves you learn. The secret death blows and castle entry techniquies are especially potent.
>> Anonymous
Master Field Marshall Weiss must be able to trace his lineage back to the ancient Greenoch society, although I have never ask him. He teaches in L.A. now.

I was wondering if there are any Greenoch schools in the SF Bay area. I have been studying it for almost a year now and would hate to quit now. However, I would also like to try mixing Greenoch, Ninjutsu and either Aikido or TKD. Would this work?

Sincerely
The Green Druid
>> Anonymous
muay thai
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>> Anonymous
muai thai if you like to kick and like for those kicks to hurt people very badly (practical kicks like to the legs and body not crazy roundhouse kicks to the face that will probably get your ass kicked in a real fight)

judo if you wanna chuck people on the ground and then go from there

jiu jitsu if you want to be able to win a fight from off your back or on the ground

those 3 imo are the most practical for self defense.