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Speak English Anonymous
>> Anonymous
WTF?!

John Rocker has a black girlfriend?!

Has Armageddon come yet?!
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WILD THING
>> Lambchop's Death Legion
wait John Rocker is still alive?
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YOU MAKE MY HEART SING
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YOU MAKE EVERYTHING...aw, fuck it.

I'm a shell of a man and of a pitcher.
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I mean, shit, with the steroids...
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...and the homophobia...
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...and all the hate, what is there for me the even live for?
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*sigh*

I guess it's an option. What is there for me to live for, I'm a horrible person...
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...What about me, John?
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Hello Mets.
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B-Bud?
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Yes, John. You know my secrets - and I know yours. Together, we could rule Baseball!
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Rule baseball? I sure do like the sound of that, Bud!
>> Anonymous
I'm trying to find a picture that implies they had sex, but can't find one.

The End.
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