Hey guys! I kept hearing about this team USA winning FIFA thing, so I decided to join.
FUCK YOU FAGGOT. YOU GO TO CANADA NAO!!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT TARNISH OUR GRAND FIFA TRIUMPH!!!!!!!
Damnit EFG! Go back to /b/ where you belong!
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>>162891But I'm from America, so I can't play for Canada.
>>162901You can play for Russia then mother fucker
rather play for russia than usa.
ok, I'll go join Russia.
They didn't want me...
>>162918But..but...why?.. USA WON FUCKING FIFA. Stay with the winners, not with the losers.
>>162920hey efg I hear Barbados is looking for players, they had an add up on their webpage a few weeks ago, just give Barbados a chance
i heard barbados is looking for players?
>>162924Don't every in your life say that again.EFG- North Korea is looking for a midfielder, try there.
Woah, I checked out Barbados. That really is a great country, and their soccer team seems way superior to team USA anyway.I'll join them. Bye, suckers.
>>162942You won't even pay taxes. Good luck! We'll see you next week.
>>162942just have to score 9 goals without giving any up and you win!
USA should play only their 9 laziest players and turn the game into a training session.
>>162955Sounds like an easy task. You can count on me Barbados!
hey efg Barbados is full of black people. How will you get on their team if you're white?!
>>162965They will never notice that, thanks to my disguise.
>>162973Dude your green now
>>162988Captain Obvious saves the day again!
>>162988Apparently it's a new trend over there to paint your face green.(also, 9000 hours on paint)