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Anonymous
Devils will beat Rangers in the first round.

Yeah, I said it.
>> Anonymous
I prefer a more realistic prediction

>Devils will neutral-trap the Rangers to death, hence winning the first round by default.
>> Anonymous
>>58538
butthurt
>> Anonymous
>Devils will neutral-trap everyone to death, hence winning the Stanley Cup by default.

Sweet another Stanley Cup for New Jersey.
>> Anonymous
>>58552
My team isnt even in the same conference. I just call out shitty, boring hockey when I see it.
>> Anonymous
>>58561
Whale Biologist.
>> Anonymous
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Bummer, I don't get to watch my Rangers lose.

Not to worry tho, there's always next year... and the year after, and the year after, and the year after.....
>> Anonymous
Brodeur eats cocks.
>> Anonymous
>>58586

That is how he gets his manly, incredible goaltending skills.

Except there seems to be a cock-gobbling shortage in Jersey, since the Devils limped their way down the stretch.
>> Anonymous
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lol, calling the Devils boring. Have you watched the Devils, or for that fact the Rangers this year? Obviously not, or else you wouldn't have made that dumbass comment.
>> Anonymous
Well I'm off the watch this Seinfeld episode.
>> Anonymous
>>58615
Desperately, desperately trying to convince himself that that season ticket package wasnt a complete waste of his time
>> Anonymous
Well I'm off to sleep watching the Devils trying to make the Rangers fall asleep in a boring trap match.
>> Anonymous
Don't mess with the Devils, buddy. We're number one, we beat anybody! We're the Devils! The Devils!! Haaaa!!!
>> Anonymous
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COME ON DEVILS!
>> Anonymous
AVERY DOWN!
>> Anonymous
/r/ pic from Seinfeld of guys spelling Devils.
>> Anonymous
Why hello there Mr. Shanahan.
>> Anonymous
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Are the Devils going to win this series?

All sings point to YES!
>> Anonymous
THE NEUTRAL TRAP FAILS! QUICK, EVERYONE FORM A HUMAN WALL IN FRONT OF THE NET!
>> Anonymous
>>58702

NOW WE'RE A MAN DOWN

OH JESUS OH JESUS WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO
>> Anonymous
Devils trailing by one. It's over rangers win.
>> Anonymous
Wow. What a fucking goal and great job keeping it in the zone.
>> Anonymous
I never thought I'd ever say that a Devils game would be the more interesting of the available matchups.
>> Anonymous
>>58718
I think you mean "What a great job at shot blocking" being as the goal wasn't all that special.
>> Anonymous
lol, masturbating over how great JS-Giguere's goalie equipment abuse skills are.
>> Anonymous
holy fuck lundquist, let one in once in a while eh?
>> Anonymous
>>58788
The Devils weren't expecting a second goal to be necessary
>> Anonymous
>>58790

well NOW it is
>> Anonymous
lol Brodeur, failure of a puck clearing
>> Anonymous
NOW WHAT, TRAPILS?!
>> Anonymous
>>58795trapils
that doesn't work.
>> Anonymous
>>58797
Dev...traps
>> Anonymous
>>58799
no. still doesn't work.
>> Anonymous
>>58801
NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP
>> Anonymous
>>58801
The New Jersey DeFAILs
>> Anonymous
I'm ruling the Devils out of a Stanley cup win.
>> Anonymous
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LEAVE THE DEVILS TO ME
>> Anonymous
>>58834

fucking benedict cunt
>> Anonymous
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LEAVE THE DEVILS TO ME
>> Anonymous
Oh, I laughed, I laughed
>> Anonymous
>>58882
o lawd
>> Mazarin
>>58882

Great post or greatest post?
>> Anonymous
>>58949
Zing!
>> Anonymous
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How do I changed momentum of series?
>> Anonymous
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>>59194
By SELLING OUT
>> Anonymous
>>58949

Kinda looks like a soccer net.
>> Anonymous
>>59232

Hockey with soccer nets, the goals will never stop.

Someone call FOX, I can save the NHL
>> Anonymous
if hockey wasnt a game of scoring goals the devils and ducks would kick ass
>> Anonymous
how would the type of netting increase the number of goals?
>> Anonymous
>>59262
Uh, have you seen the size of soccer nets?
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>59236

Forget the NHL, you should found the XHL!
>> Anonymous
>>59236

uhh i meant that it looks like a soccer net rather than a hockey net.

>>58882

see the green around the bottom of the net? looks like that of a soccer field.
>> Anonymous
He didn't mean the kind of netting, he meant size
>> Anonymous
>>59350

This was never about size.
...lol.
>> Anonymous
>>59362
"Hockey with soccer nets, the goals will never stop."

lol wut?
>> Anonymous
LETS GO RANGERS.
>> Anonymous
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does anyone else feel like jagr should untuck his jersey .. he looks like a complete faggot
>> Anonymous
lol devils beat the rangers your funny. Even if they some how do that then they still have no chance at the cup t already belongs to my Pens
>> Anonymous
>>59729

You've just now noticed he tucks his sweater?
>> Anonymous
>>59738
lol
>> Anonymous
what no love for the pens they are tearing shit up
>> Anonymous
>>59738
You forgot your tripcode, CB
>> Anonymous
>>59742

Sorry, /sp/ installed speedbumps for all the bandwagons.
>> Anonymous
>>59742
They're playing against the Senators. That's like an automatic trip to the second round. A nursing home team could 'tear shit up' against Ottawa.
>> Anonymous
One game = tear shit up

lol
>> Anonymous
>>59729
He does it, he loses his mojo.
Every hockey player is a total freak when it comes to superstitions, especially during the playoffs
>> Anonymous
>>59798
So THATS why he hasn't won a cup in 16 years....
>> Anonymous
>>59346

That's the yellow of boards behind the net, you fucking colorblind faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>59362
What do you think will result 'goals non-stop', a net shaped like a soccer net but the same size as a hockey net, or a net the size of a soccer net?