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FIFA World Rankings November 2006 Anonymous 29
1 Brazil
2 Italy
3 Argentina
4 France
5 England
6 Germany
7 The Netherlands
8 Nigeria
9 Portugal
10 Czech Republic

11 Cameroon
12 Spain
13 Ukraine
14 Sweden
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>> Anonymous
18 Côte d'Ivoire

so why is the ivory coasr the only country to have it's non-english name?
>> Anonymous
lol, english scum.
>> Anonymous
GETTHEFUCKOUTBRITFAGNOONELIKESSOCCERINTHESEPARTSYOUFAGGOT.WOWWHATAFUCKINGAMAZINGGAME-THEWINNIGTEAMSC
ORESTWOGOALS,HOWFUCKINGEXCITINGYOUFUCKINGFAGGOT.
>> Anonymous
This list is so full of crap, Brazil should be off the top three a long time ago, while other teams should be higher.
>> Anonymous
lol @ nigeria & greece standings
>> Anonymous
no one in the USA will care until this happens:

1 USA
>> Anonymous
I would not give a shit about soccer for any reason ever.

I would rather take it in the pooper than watch a bunch of eurofags.

oh wait taking it in the pooper and soccer are the same thing.
>> Anonymous
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Henry is pissed.
>> Anonymous
>>23923
>>23929
signed
>> Anonymous
>>23915
Just because we're harder and better at football than you foreign poofs doesn't mean you have to be girls about it.
>> Anonymous
GUESS WHAT, OP

NOBODY CARES ABOUT FAGBALL
>> Anonymous
>>23947
Or rather, some Americans don't therefore NOONE DOES.
>> THE DENVER BRONCOS
Why is the USA ranked so high?
>> Anonymous
The only time i cared about soccer was when it was chicks, and there was partial nudity. but it still sucks. and that chick was uuuuuuuuuugly. but i was a porn deprived teen at the time.
>> Anonymous
Spain ranks 12th? WAH HA HA HA HA, I've always known those FIFA rankings were mere bullshit, but man, that's freaking hilarious.

Rumania should be at least 11th, then.
>> CaptainB
The whole thing is flawed, FIFA don'tt ake into account the fact that soem teams play better nations.

USA are so high up ebcaudse all the other nations they play against are rubbish. The qualifing rounds for World Cups should be based on performance not region
>> Anonymous
>>23930
I'm willing to put money down that you are of European descent.
This is why we Europeans hate you fagot ass Americans, its always about being gay with you twats.
If the sports so "gay" why is it the most celebrated sport in the world? Fuck you and your American Football, if anything THAT's one tier below Wrestling on the Fagot Alert level. For fucks sake, its sweaty fat men rubbing against each other, at least our athletes aren't encouraged to weight 350 LBS.
>> Anonymous
>>24009
Hay guys, I like football and American football, they're both great

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>> Anonymous
>>24014
Unpossible
>> Anonymous
>>23909
lol let me guess, you are either english or nigerian, most probably the first one though.
>> Anonymous
soccer is capitalism mafia
>> Anonymous
Oh yeah soccer what an amazing fucking game. 90:00 of watching two teams kick the ball around to end up in a 1-0 game where the losers riot and throw bricks in store windows and set cars on fire. WHAT AN AMAZING FUCKING GAME. Just because the rest of the world thinks its fucking great, doesn't mean it is asshole.
>> Anonymous
I played soccer/futball for 15 years, and I honestly can't stand watching it sometimes. Acting is more important than playing, whole games can be ruined by one lousy ref and most of the players are whiney little babies.

American Football is much more fun to watch, at least on a tick tack foul you can't go automatically down 1 man for the rest of the game, basically ruining your chances of winning.
>> Anonymous
>>24042
Fuck you, twat.
Just because you can't pay attention to the game because your used to your action happening for more than 20 seconds, doesn't mean the game sucks. Whats your take on Basketball? Hockey? They all are fundamentally similar to footie.

You act like theres never been a riot in the United States, Ha, keep fucking dreaming you twat, riots arn't that common over here in italy shithead.
>> Saigaguy !IB21geQPt.
Futbol faggotry must stop. Pic demands captioning:

>>23909

How do I footed ball?
>> Anonymous
To all football haters:
You are all sore that your country sucks at the only sports that matters worldwide, and since you cant be the best at it you automatically diss it.
Insted of acting like kids, and insult the greatest sport on the planet (in this case popularity does make it the greatest sport) just take your time and try to understand it, if you don't like it fine stop watching it and go back to your fat ass baseball or your muscle head fake football. Am i dissing those sports because i say that? maybe, but im doing it just becaese this will piss off the close minded assholes that infest this thread.
>> Anonymous
There is only one Football. Its the real football played in the United States. "Soccer" is some gay ass sport made up by eurofags. Soccer is also so easy, it takes no skill or endurance. Football is a real mans sport. Thats why you eurofags cannot play football, as it would be too much of a strain on your weak european bodies.

Eventually, all of the world will be playing real Football and soccer will die out because everyone will follow America's example. We are the police of the world after all.
>> Saigaguy !IB21geQPt.
>>24137
>> (in this case popularity does make it the greatest sport)

It makes it the greatest at having fans, and nothing else.

Fag.

I don't like football because I prefer games with a faster pace like American football or basketball. I also like American football because it has more strategy involved.

So GTFO about this nonsense.
>> Anonymous
Uhh? Why isn't the USA at the top of the list? We're the best people in the world, everyone else on that list are inferior.

Seriously, we should be first... atleast.
>> Anonymous
This thread embodies everything wrong with /sp/ and America in general.
>> Anonymous
I think the whole anti-Euro football trolling is lame too but... come on, that picture pretty much invites negative, off-topic comments. Dude looks like a fag, or as you may call him, a 'poof'.
>> Anonymous
>>24043
Agreed
I actually like watching soccer. But over the past couple of months, I've noticed that I haven't watched one match where I didn't end up pissed at 1) how shitty the refs are and 2) how much authority they have
they make shitty calls constantly. I mean come on: a questionable penalty AND a red card?
fuck you soccer
>> Anonymous
>>24170

Strike 131245363457356 for video assisted reffing. Too bad the FIFA is a bunch of old wankers.
>> Anonymous
SPORTS MATTER.
>> Anonymous
24139 - 'it takes no skill or endurance'

Shows how little you know about it.
>> Anonymous
Cuba 46? better than ireland (both?) xD
Nigeria 8th? i wonder why...
>> Anonymous
More like:
>>8 Portugal
>>9 Nigeria

http://fifa.com/en/mens/statistics/index/0,2548,All-Nov-2006,00.html

OP is an english fag.
>> Anonymous
>>24130
First of all BASKETBALL IS EXCITING. The scores are generally high and there is action ON EVERY PLAY. I'll agree, Hockey does suck, but the fights and hits in Hockey are worth watching, unlike Soccer, which is 11 pretty boys running around for ninety minutes. And yes there have been riots in America, but usually we like to have a REASON behing them like politics or some shit. The only city that starts riots over its sports is Detroit, and they're a shithole anyway so fuck them.
>> Anonymous
>>24205
so basically what you like are high scores and violence? WAIT! YOU MAY BE AN AMERICAN ASSHOLE?
>> Anonymous
>>24205
THATS RIGHT! WE DONT GIVE SHIT! WE BURN OUR CITY DOWN ANYDAY, D-TOWN BABY!!!! 8-MILE NIGGA!!!!!!
>>24207
I AM AN AMERICAN ASSSSSSHOOOOOOLLLLLLLLEEE BIOTCH!
>> Anonymous
>>24139

that's why your national sports are the ones about noone really cares, like baseball, golf or gayfootball, ups sorr, I meant American.
>> Saigaguy !IB21geQPt.
FFS, stop arguing about which of your sports is gayer. None of the sports talked about here are gay, just their fans trying to say that football/American football/basketball is SUPERIOR TO AWL!!111oneoneone

I like American football and basketball, I don't like football. If you are the opposite, have fun and don't bother me while I post about my Cowboys and Mavericks.
>> Anonymous
I, for one, am glad to see Scotland back up at a half decent spot and not in the lower 60's, although the whole ranking system is shit anyway.

Spoilers: Dr. James Naismith parents were both eurofags.
>> Anonymous
>>24139
oh nice u need no skills for football ? watch this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za2g8mm0fmk
and now try to copy some of those tricks.
oh u can´t ? ok have fun running against other fatass amerikkkans in ur so called "sport" american footall
or maybe continue watching sum fags hitting balls with a bat....yeah dat´s very enjoyable
>> Anonymous
>>56895659565956842313256731313156
crouch
>> Anonymous
American football is for pussies. What's with all that padding and helmets. And they have the guts to call use cowards, HAHA. Now rugby, there's a real man's sport.
>> Anonymous
>>24528
Women play rugby, enough said.
http://www.rfu.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/rfuhome.community_detail/storyid/5972
>> Anonymous
I love that Italy winning the damn World Cup in no way gives them the #1 rank. Do thet have to invade Brazil and kill all the players to fucking get the tops?
>> Anonymous
All football is is standing around and being fags.
>> Anonymous
>>24534
fifa rankings isn't based on how national teams do in major tournaments.
>> Ryouba !3MHQxOwaUk
Assoc. Football = win sport = you actually have to be IN SHAPE to play, it takes a lot of endurance, and it is the most fun to both play and watch.

American Football = ok sport = you can be Tubbo McLardass and still be put to use, so of course our fat-ass American culture enjoys it. The QB, TE, and WR actually have to think, everyone else just runs into one another and play slapass in the locker room

Baseball = lose sport = you can be morbidly obese, take steroids, and become an hero. STEROIDSSTEROIDSSTEROIDSSTEROIDSSTEROIDSSTEROIDSSTEROIDSSTEROIDSSTEROIDS
>> Anonymous
Yeah, that World Cup Final was fucking amazing to watch. The whole no-goal-for-over-an-hour aspect really makes the game exciting! Plus when the players get visibly exhausted and slowly trot around like sacks of shit; THATS ENDURANCE!
>> Anonymous
Message from /a/

All sports sucks. Watch anime instead.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>24014
me too , both are great.
>> Anonymous
>>24587
Oh, and watching a bunch of armor-clad pussymen stand around in American football is freaking amazing, huh? It's nice that we have American sports specifically designed with people with ADD, you know, games that start and stop every few seconds.

PS, you're talking about people running around after playing for 2 HOURS with only 2 breaks. Show me a American football player that can run around for 45 minutes without any signs of fatigue.
>> Anonymous
Except, they're not all running around the entire game. It's maybe 5 or 6 guys at a time out of the 22 on the field. The rest just stand there like pricks waiting for the ball to be passed to them. How can you defend football being exciting. It's beyond my comprehension. Literally half of the games you watch are passing exhibitions, with no fucking scoring. I'm sorry if I like to watch sports where people achieve their objectives, like scoring touchdowns, making baskets, hell, even driving in runs. Football is and will always be inferior to every sport in the world.
>> Anonymous
>>24630
What the shit? You do know that the ball isn't where all the action is, people run about all the fucking time in football.
>> Anonymous
What the hell is this "Football" you are speaking of? Don't you mean Soccer? Stupid People.
>> Anonymous
>>24683
>What the hell is this "American Football" you are speaking of? Don't you mean "American Handball"? Stupid People.
>> Anonymous
You sissy amerifags are very lucky no one cares about your NFL shit, except maybe canada, and the euroleague doesnt matter, cause if the world cared about your sissy sport and they made a world cup you'd be screwed. You would lose to someone like Argentina and Canada would win the trophy.

Just like in your other "sport", baseball, world champions HAH
>> Anonymous
>>24723
Hey you forgot the basketball "Dream Team" LOLOLOLOL
>> Anonymous
>>24723
You whiney Eurofag needs to just be quiet, You stopped being important economically, militarily and in entertainment 50 years ago. So take you self inflated ego and just quietly watch soccer in the corner with the 2 other people and get over that the world doesn't give a shit what you do or say. Welcome to the third world, maybe Africa will have some pity on you.
>> Anonymous
>>24616
Didn't spell "armor" with a U, IMPOSTER!

Has anyone suggested to moot to cut off access to 4chan from europeon countries? It'll help costs some
>> Anonymous
A team that hasn't played any games since July tumbles down a rankings system that is heavily based on recent results? UNTHINKABLE!

Cuba at #46 is LAFFO.
>> Anonymous
Soccer sucks, the uk is a crap hole, american football is the best sport.
>> Anonymous
Lets face it.. American football is for fat people.. in this case.. fat black people. Seriously lets just observe the game elements..

In real Football (Soccer so you call) the player is trying to strategically surf the ball to the opposing teams goal.. Along the way, he encounters many challenges, he must use intelligent kicks and tricks.. sometimes even using his head to get the ball to the other side.. he then must set the ball right with his team-mates in order to make a goal..

In American football (which should be called something like coneball or through ball and run with it to the other side) don’t let the armor slow you down.. haha all you do is catch the ball and run as fast as you can to the opposing side, and make sure the fat guys behind you cant catch you or else you get powned..

Now we truly see which sport is for faggots.. American faggots.. and all you white fools just stare at how fast your nigger slaves can run

The rest of the world is laughing at this gay American sport.. and I'm a bit disappointed cus I live here.. sad
>> Anonymous
Your oversimplification of American football shows how ignorant you eurofags really are.
>> Anonymous
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You do understand that these "fat football players", i'm guessing you're referring to the linemen, can bench and squat well over 500 pounds. There are many different rolls on a football field, some need speed, others need a combination of speed and strength, and some just need a huge amount of mass and strength.

The man in that picture can easily bench over 700 pounds and is considered one of the greatest "fatmen" to play the game.
>> Anonymous
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P.S. I hardly call the man in that picture "fat". He being Terrell Owens, a tremendous athlete (and loudmouth heh)

The best athletes in the world play american football.
>> Anonymous
American football = strategy

Soccer = no strategy
>> Anonymous
Eurofags never seem to understand that American football players require a huge range of skills amongst the players. Some need strength, some need speed.

But hey, I wouldn't expect Eurofags to actually make an educated and informed response about American football.
>> Anonymous
Teams in top 32 that didn't make last world cup.

29. Uruguay
23-27. russia, scotland, egypt, turkey, Guinea
19. Romania
16. greece
11. cameroon
8. Nigeria

That's 10 teams that have no business being there. Then not to mention teams like Australia who get robbed at the world cup then get robbed of positions too and get put 39. Why is cuba over Trinidad and Tobago for example who despite going out in the first round was the most popular underdog in the tournament from the way they played with heart till the very end.

FIFA is full of shit. May they die of AIDS
>> Anonymous
>>24818
Your oversimplification of football shows how ignorant you amerifags really are.

FIX'D
>> Anonymous
>>24825

lol, shh settle down man! youve never played the sport so dont u know ur opinions dont matter to anybody? haha its kinda cute at the same time.
>> Anonymous
>>24840

Actually, I have played both soccer and football. Soccer requires much, MUCH less strategy than football does.
>> Anonymous
American Football = Strategy
Football = Skills

And before bashing football you should face the fact it's the most popular sport in then world while American football is popular in... America.
>> Anonymous
>>24831
Yes, let's base statistical rankings on the unquantifiable.
>> Anonymous
>>24851

It IS the most popular, but you have to admit it has some serious freakin flaws that need to be adressed. Namely, red cards ruining games, and the blatant acting that goes on throughout a match. Its pretty pathetic and is definetly not in the "spirit of competition".

Shit, the biggest match in the world was almost decided by a blatant acting swan dive. The french forward wasn't even touched when he dived forward and got a pk which Zidane made.
>> Anonymous
>>24851

Your right. We should also love Britney Spears music because it's popular, AMIRITE?
>> Anonymous
>>24855
soccer = drama
>> Anonymous
>>24860
No, but you could take a hint in the fact that noone else like it, whilst even the Japs like baseball.
>> Anonymous
>>24860
britney spears (american) => crap
nfl (america) => crap

FIXXX'D
>> Anonymous
>>24880

Europe as a whole => big pile of shit

What's your point?
>> Anonymous
>>24130
I personally hate Baseball and Hockey too.

I'd much rather watch Basketball and to an extent Football
>> Anonymous
>>24888
and yet you descend (mostly) from europe, youre just a little turd country extracted from a big pile of shit
>> Anonymous
>>24950

And yet you forget to realize that there are people living in America that come from PARTS OF THE WORLD OTHER THAN EUROPE.

Good job at proving just how fucking retarded you guys are.
>> Anonymous
>>24975
Yet again, you fail to relize that i wrote "descend (mostly)", which implies that there is not one place from which all of your antecessors come from

Good job at proving just how fucking iliterate and retarded you guys are
>> Anonymous
>>24985
I wouldn't go about calling people 'iliterate' if you can't actually spell illiterate.
>> Anonymous
Soccer pwns american football