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Anonymous
Introduce the NLCS players, please.

All I know are Manny, Lowe, Loney, Rollins, Howard, and Hamels.
>> Dwight the Crushing Philly Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Broxton is the big guy.

Ethier is the guy who is a food critic.

Kemp strikes out a lot and runs fast.

DeWitt is the luckiest kid alive to be in his place, and he put a lot of hard work to keep his place.

And Blake...has a nice beard.
>> Anonymous
maybe chase utley? or rusell martin? or brad mother fucking lidge
>> Anonymous
When Ryan Howard was a kid, he used to hit rocks out of his yard.

These days, he's still hitting rocks. But now it's out of other people's yards.
>> Anonymous
>>391260

Russell Martin thread, you can read up a bit about him over there.

Best young player with most upside is Matt Kemp. His range is a player with blinding speed who can hit 30 HR and 30 steals, or he's just a dumb ass who'll run you out of innings. He finished with the year at 18 HR and 36 steals this year.

Andruw Jones. A FUCKING WASTE OF FAILURE.
>> Dwight the Crushing Philly Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>391327

Holy shit, this brings flashbacks.

Any Dodgers fans remember when Vin Scully would tell the same fucking Paul LoDuca story EVERY NIGHT?

'His mother (or Grandmother) took him out to the backyard, gave him a bat, and he would throw him sunflowers.

Paul would be at it for hours, and he hit those things right out! Now he's hitting baseballs!"

I loved that story.

It seemed like the only thing that ever happened was that.
>> Anonymous
Chad Billingsley. He is Nuke from Bull Duhrum. Somebody told him how to speak in baseball cliches and every single interview is just Chad saying every single baseball cliche in the book.
>> Anonymous
Juan Pierre is the 45 million dollar pinch runner.
>> Anonymous
Angel Berroa. For some reason was pushed as the 'savior' of the Dodgers for a couple weeks by Dodgers broadcasters *including* Vin Scully despite not knowing how to field or hit a ball.
>> Anonymous
Jayson Werth and Shane Victorino are the former Dodger prospects now on the Phillies. Both should be starting, hitting either 2nd or 6th. Rudy Seanez was also a dodger, but he's played with pretty much everyone.

Larry Bowa is a former Philly great.
>> Anonymous
>>391352
He went on a hitting binge for like 2 weeks, wtf are you talking about?
>> Anonymous
>>391363

hitting .250 for two weeks is not a 'hitting binge'
>> Dwight the Crushing Philly Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
I'm pretty sure Angel hit over 330. for two weeks before Furcal came back.
>> Anonymous
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/gamelog?playerId=4975

The only time Angel got hot was the beginning of Sept, and the end of Sept. right before Furcal came back. But he hit .240 that month. Angel did hit .273 in August, but he didn't play half the time or was a late inning defensive player.
>> Anonymous
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JUAN "THE RABBIT" PIERRE IS A SKINNY LITTLE NIGGA WHO LIKES TO STEAL BASES

MANNY "THE BAT" RAMIREZ LIKES TO HIT HOMERS AND PLAY THE BEISBOLL

CASEY "THE BEARD" BLAKE IS AN ALL AROUND SOLID PLAYER. HE'S GOOD AT EVERYTHING

CLAYTON "YOUNG GUN" KERSHAW IS A 20 YEAR OLD PITCHER WHOS NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK CHAMPAGNE DURING CELEBRATIONS

ANDRUW "MONGOLOID" JONES AND JEFF "CRYBABY" KENT ARE THE CANCER KILLING THE DODGERS, THANK GOT THOSE 2 WONT BE IN THE PLAYOFFS.
>> Anonymous
Charlie Manuel used to fuck goats for a living, and then he picked up a baseball...

Actually, Manuel was part of the Dodgers farm system, and played his first two years as a Dodger riding the bench. Then he got cut and had to play in Japan.
>> Anonymous
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ANDRE ETHIER = THE CUTEST DODGER <3
>> Anonymous
what channe/time is the game tomorrow???
>> Anonymous
8PM EST. FOX.
>> Anonymous
>>391732
do you mean fox sports network or channel 11 fox?
>> Anonymous
Big Fox. Channel 11 Fox in L.A.
>> Phillyfag
Brett Myers is the Phillies starting pitcher who is in a state of constant roid rage (even if not on roids) and beat his wife.

Jamie Moyer is the old guy who looks really old and throws great slop.
>> Anonymous
>>391749
tell us about hamels, the guy pitching tomorrow
>> Phillyfag
>>391752

Cole should have had more than 14 wins, he never got shit for run support. My big worry is that this will repeat tomorrow against Lowe.
>> Anonymous
>>391762
hamels is filthy, should be a good matchup between him and lowe

oh and he's like 24
>> Anonymous
Hamels is the rare lefty that's actually better against right-handed batters. His changeup breaks to the left and so when you get a group like the Brewers (pretty much all righty except Fielder) you get a 2 hit, 1 walk, 8 inning performance.
>> Anonymous
Billingsley is actually the Dodgers best pitcher. But Lowe's starting game 1 because he been in the playoffs with Boston, and has experience starting on short rest, which he'll need to in game 4.
>> Anonymous
Billingsley is also 24.
>> Anonymous
Also, Greg Maddux is fucking old and should never start a game.
>> Anonymous
Philly's game 2 starter is Brett Myers, who is either fuck-awful or fuck-awesome. In the first half of the season he was absolute shit. Then around the all-star break, he got sent down to AAA to work on his mechanics. Next thing you know he's three-hitting the Mets and just dominating like crazy. Then the final two starts of his season, he reverts back to shit form. Now when he faces the Brewers, he gets all nervous and loads the bases and walks home a run in the first inning, but then clamps down and turns back into awesome. So I guess what I'm saying is who knows what you'll get with him. If he's on his game the Dodgers are in for a tough game 2. Also, it seems like it's mandatory to mention he beat his wife at some point or something.
>> Anonymous
Jamie Moyers is the pitcher for Game 3. He wins by being smarter than the batter. The fastest I've ever seen him throw is like 80mph with his fastball. He changes speeds like crazy and will throw any pitch anywhere. I love watching him because he makes hitters seem foolish. He is 45 years old and has won more games than any other pitcher this year.
>> Anonymous
4th Philly starter is Joe Blanton. We got him from Oakland and he's ok. That's about all I know. His performance in Game 4 where he didn't allow a run until Fielder hit a huge home run in the seventh was the best job he's done since we traded for him.
>> Anonymous
Cory Wade is the 7th and 8th inning set up man for the Dodgers right now. He looks like Ghandi, got married this offseason, has a humpback and lives in Utah. He is also a Mormon, and black.
>> Anonymous
The Phillies suck tho

did the dodgers win yet?
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>391871
>He is also a Mormon, and black.

Five bucks says he's never been in Temple.
>> Anonymous
>>391878

He lives in Utah! Although he did knock up his girlfriend and had their child *before* they got married. ...In Vegas.
>> Anonymous
Joe Biemel. LOOGY specialist that can pitch for multiple innings. If Kuo's out, likely to be the first left hander out of the bullpen, to pitch to guys like Utley, and Howard. And then left in to face righties. Has only given up 15 runs, albiet against righties, but he hasn't given up a run to a left hander all year. Also hasn't given up a homer all year to anyone, leftie, rightie, or switch hitters. He's also a FA after the year, and only a Type-B FA, so a team can sign him (COUGH COUGH THE FUCKING METS.) and not worry surrendering a draft pick to sign Biemel.