OH HAI. I'M "MORBID" MISTY MAY. I LIEK TO SPINKLE MOM'S ASHEZ TO TEH VOLLEYBALL BEACH AFTER I WIN GOLDZ.
I'd like to spread her ashes
>>279370I'd like to spread her legs, if you know what I mean.
>>279375I'd like to have consensual intercourse in the missionary position with her if you know what i mean
>>279375I would like to have sex with her, if you know what I mean.
/r/ing a picture of her with a perscription bottle of mommy ashes
>>279356BAWWWWWWW, My country sucks, BAWWWWUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!
>>279667I'd like to see this guy die in a fire, if you know what I mean
She did it again! Gross.
Ugh, you know those ashes blew Lebowksi style all over a couple people.MOVE THOSE FLAGS SO I CAN SEE YOUR NIPPLES
holy voicecrack batman
>>279830that's because it is. mysti may, anyway.
>>279830Because it is.
>>279841>>279845Becauseitismind
Isn't China just going to throw away all the beach volleyball sand after the Games?
>>279356I dunno, it may be some sort of touching moment to her, but if I was another player I wouldn't be cool with someone mixing ashes into my sand.
>>279880No. Glass Sweatshops have to be accounted for.We have quotas you know
her name just makes me think of Pokemon characters.Who happen to be TRAINERS, get it?
>>279930What pokemon do you think the two are? I would say Misty May - Dewgong and Kerri Walsh - Mr. Mime.
>>279880ITS LIK SYMBOLIC N STUFF ITS SO TOUCHING ABOUT HUR MOM