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Anonymous
Did you hear about the Detroit custody battle?
So little Timmy is in the courtroom for a custody hearing because the little kid is being abused...
The judge says to Timmy, "Why don't we send you to live with your father?"
Timmy replies, "Oh no! My dad beats me!"
The judge then asks, "Well, what about your mother? Can you live with her?"
Timmy replies, "Please no! She beats me even worse than my father!"
Undeterred, the judge says to Timmy, "Well, how about we send to you live with your grandparents?"
Timmy says, "No!! They beat me, too!"
"Well, what about your aunt and uncle? Do they beat you, too?" asks the judge.
Again Timmy replies, "Yes sir, they beat me something fierce!"
A bit frustrated, the judge says to Timmy "Well, is there any place I could send to to live?"
After a bit of thought Timmy responds "Well...you could send me to live with the Detroit Lions, they can't beat anybody!"
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