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Kile Arten

The new hero of /sp/

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp08/news/story?id=3541383
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YOU DARE CHALLENGE RAX GRISSMAN!?!
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Btw some of our better photoshoppers should turn the flag into a clipboard.
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HEAVEN OR HELL
ROUND ONE
LET'S ROCK
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>>270127
You have made Rax Grissman cry.
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>>270142
Who?
Oh yea, that lame wad. What a homo, lol.
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Kile Arten?
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Are you ready for a conservatively managed game /sp/? Are you ready for the slow drunken crawl that is kile arten?
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I rather have Ortins drunk loser ass lossing games for us than Rex "I fucking blow dick" Grossman
>> Anonymous
You see that guy open two yards down field? Ya, that's right, I'm gonna throw it to him.
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>>270158
It's okay Rax, there are still hundreds of cheerleaders peeing all over themselves at the thought of you right now.
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>>270182
no there is someone who might be 10yards near him. go for the safe 1 yard pass.


also I do believe we need a kyle orton vs rex grossman showdown comic.
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I AM YOUR NEW GOD. Be honored I let you gaze upon my glorious front for all other mere mortals will only see me from behind.

FUCK GOING DEEP, I GO FAST
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NBC was just complaining about how he was showboating too much in the final.
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didn't notice, I WAS ALREADY WINNING THE NEXT RACE. By the end of the week, I'll have the 2012 games all sewn up, I'M THAT FUCKING FAST.
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One time in high school football Kile had to throw a deep fade pattern. "I don't want to throw a fucking fade coach, I fucking throw screens!" said Kile. "Run the damn play Kile" the coach responds. Pissed, Kile ran the play. He ended up throwing the screen ball so soft and so slow that he ran to the sideline, punched a cheerleader in the fucking throat and cummed in her dead body, then ran back onto the field to catch his own pass before being sacked for -2 yards.

He had sex 57 times with 30 different women that night.
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win
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Kile made a prediction in the Chicago Times that he'd throw for over six thousand yards this year. When pressed further about the nature of his boast Kile clarified that he counted the yards he could have earned he thrown it farther.
>> Anonymous
One time in High School Football Kile was in a game down by 4 with 10 seconds left at the 20. He snaps the ball and sees a man wide open in the end zone, but he doesn't wanna throw the ball 20 yards down field, so instead he checked it down to the running back who got hit as soon as he caught the ball. The clock ran out and Kile went to the locker room to have sex with every cheerleader.
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It was 4th and 57 with just seconds left in the NFC championship game. The Boars needed a touchdown to win so the coach called for a hail mary to the running back for the game winner. Kile yelled, "You know who I am? Im motherfucking Kile Orten. You give me the fucking ball, faggot. This is my game." Then in retaliation Kile broke both of the running back's knees, and knocked the backup unconscious. Coach had no choice and called far a screen to the corner, which Kile underthrew by a good 20 feet. The Boars had lost the game that day, but inside, Kile knew he was a winner.
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One time in high school track Usain had to run a 5k race. "I don't want to run a fucking distance race coach, I fucking sprint!" said Kile. "Run the damn 5k Usain" the coach responds. Pissed, Usain started the race. He ended up running the first 4.5k so fast that he ran to the club, fucked a groupie in the ass and came in a cocktail glass on the way out, then ran back onto the track to set a world record.

He had sex 57 more times in 30 seconds that night
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Kile Orten is not a man of many words, he let's his passes speak for him. It was once said that Kile's Coach asked him to work on throwing the ball further. Kile Orten confused at why he would even inquire something so heinous chucked the ball so far it circled the globe and impaled the coach in the back of the head.

He was never asked to throw more than 3 yards again.
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suddenly reggie bush
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>Suddenly the most over-hyped player since Tony Mandarich