http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY4Q-gH5uK8Is it me or does this sound like the talk they do with girls in a porn flick before fucking the broad
SO CUTE~
"sooo you know why you're here?"
So tell me Shawn... have you ever done anal?
>>275272FUCK YOU HOWARD STERN
>>275272I lol'd
>>275272Oh shit... I got an idea, we should edit some interviews of Howard Stern and Shawn Johnson and then put them together!Howard Stern: So tell me Shawn... have you ever done anal?Shawn: Umm yesHoward Stern: Who would you let do your ass?Shawn: Zack EfronHoward Stern: Wow that was quick... how would you describe yourself in the bedroom?Shawn: I'm a good baker *giggles*Howard Stern: Wow thats hot... wanna play anal ring toss?Shawn: Yes.. very much so *blushes and giggles*y/n?
>>275323>>275323FUCK
>>275323DO IT FAGGOT
>>275323>Shawn: I'm a good baker *giggles*I don't get it.
>>275347Shirou? Is that you?
>>275350Hey fuck you buddy.
>>275350No seriously, I don't get it.
>>275347>>275357A guide to knowing your Shawn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY4Q-gH5uK8
What makes it a porno is how the interviewer gently laughs after her answers
Shawn would never do porn, oh and she's a virgin too.
>>275363I have now realized I posted a link to the very same video as the OP. Derp.
When asked for a celebrity crush, she named Lance Armstrong...The same Lance Armstrong that was fucking the Olsen twins... or, at least one of them.How does this motherfucker do it?
>>275376Young girls are dumb?
>>275365Keep telling that to yourself
She wants to meet Lance Armstrong. How can any other guy compete with Lance?
Who did she name as her favorite musician? Youtube quality is screwing me over.
>>275425SLAYER
>>275425Dragonforce. She also said she lost her virginity to Through the Fire and the Flames.
>>275418Number of testicles
>>275425Rascal Ferrets or something dunno
>>275459Rascal Flats?
>I love Chinese food. I don't know if I like like "real" Chinese food, but I like American chinese food a lot. *tee-hee*Ugh!This is almost painful to watch. The interviewer sounds like the "Sweetloads" guy. I was half-expecting him to pull his dick out and stick it in her pooper.
>>275468Almost, Rascal Flatts.
lmao i love her teeth... so cute
>I love Chinese food. I don't know if I like like "real" Chinese food, but I like American chinese food a lot. *tee-hee*you stupid, stupid girl
>>275272have you ever put your finger in your butt and smelled it?
>>275627Why does that sentence make her stupid?
>>275627I dont know either
>>275657The way she said it was stupid, but yeah, there's a difference between eating food in China and eating Kung Pow chicken at the local buffet.
oh gawdhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAMxelE5NUA&feature=related
she should go to the beijing duck place Bush went toor the one Castro went to
>>275674Haha she's a terrible actress, that's so cute.
>>275674I lol'd @ "Be a player".
That was an awfully painful interview.The interviewer sucked cock and she just made herself sound pretty silly.
Anyone see the Ellen interview. Also very painful. Ellen was probably oozing vagina juice during that meeting.
looks like a porn shoot if you just discount the clothes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0kmMaokIPI
She actually seems like a quiet, decent girl.I think I'm falling in love.;_:
>>276108mai waifu ;_;
Oh man, that interviewer had the porno interview down, yeah. That "Oohhhhhhhhh!" He did after every answer sounds just like he had just asked "So, do you like two dicks at once?", terrible.
she is 16 shes not gonna be super smart people. Also all she does is gymnastics even if she was like 25 she wouldn't be super smart.
>>276230Don't say bad things about Shawn
I hope she keeps her virginity until her wedding day.;_;
Ok /sp/ you win. I love her too now. She's adorable.
>>276300Me too. Stay classy, Shawn.
>>276108>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0kmMaokIPIThis is creepy
Guys why are they holding the flag up backwards
She's had 15 different dicks in the last 5 days.
somebody in /b/ claimed to know her and was going to give out her d0x. does any anon have that info ???
hey guys, what´s going on in this thread?
>>277700you are an idiot
>>277700gullible.
O my god, they cut off before she takes the guy's pants off and do the obligatory introductory fondling.
>>276230she actually is really smart. Shes in all AP classes and gets straight As.
>>277945Oh my god, a brainiac. She's near perfect.
shes says "I love to hold it, it makes me feel so good!" in every interview. so go do it nao!
"I love to cook"She's perfect
>>277945lol American public education system. The fucking math you do in the 12th grade is what Eurofags(or privatefags) do in the first year of high school.Yeah, I bet shes a genius over there in Iowa... for a farmer.