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ITT: worst athlete turned in-studio analyst

honorable mention - Mushmouth Barkley
>> Anonymous
i think shannon sharpe is fucking hilarious.
>> Anonymous
kenny smith
chris webber
magic johnson
reggie miller
john barry
>> Anonymous
Shannon was awesome when he was on the Broncos, but I agree that he is terrible as a commentator, he always sounds like he has shit in his mouth.
>> Anonymous
Are we talking about the worst analysts or worst athletes? Do broadcasters count?
The broadcaster who was worse than any of his colleagues as an athlete was Bob Uecker.
>> Anonymous
emmitt smith

/thread
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>> Anonymous
it has to be magic johnson
"THE DUNK CONTEST IS BACK!"
>> Anonymous
hes not in studio but hubie brown. hate that old mother fucker.
>> Anonymous
Tony Gwynn. Actually pretty eloquent and insightful, but he sounds more like Mike Tyson than Mike Tyson.
>> Anonymous
>>106888
"I signed with the Milwaukee Braves for $3,000. That bothered my dad at the time because he didn't have that kind of dough. But he eventually scraped it up."
>> Anonymous
not in studio but Jeff Van Gundy gets on my god damn nerves. he's such a fucking douche
>> Anonymous
>>106918
ok you're a 4channer and you hate hubie brown ok? so what you do, you see right here, you go and you type out a post ok? and you need to get that post seen ok? so you go ahead and you click "submit" and then hope it all comes out for the best.
>> Anonymous
>>106962
thats what i was going for. thank god someone understands me.
>> Anonymous
i like mark jackson on the play by play for the nets
>> Anonymous
I fucking hate Bill Walton.
>> Anonymous
Tiki Barber
>> Anonymous
>>106997

I REMEMBER BEING IN BERKLEY, I WAS SMELLING COLORS! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BETTER PLAYER THAN DETLEF SCHREMPF? HE'S UNBELIEVABLE!
>> Anonymous
>>107005
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
Shannon Sharpe is definitely the worst, but Michael Irvin is a close second.
>> Anonymous
Cowboy's fan here, and Im gonna have to with Emmit Smith. Most of the shit that comes out of his mouth confuses me. Sometimes you can see the puzzled look on Steve Young's face when he says something stupid.
>> Anonymous
shannon sharpe is a beast of a tight end.
>> Anonymous
>>106906

truth
>> Anonymous
fuck c webb just destroy charles.
>> Anonymous
>>106906
>>107170

E. Smith.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>106962
lol
>> Anonymous
Best:
Charles and Kenny
C-Webb - Just sraight forward
Jalen Rose - His little pause after getting owned by Stephen A. always makes me lol.
Bill Walton
Deon Sanders
Marshall Faulk
Jose Mota
Jeff Van Gundy

Worst:
Shannon
Emmit
Marc Jackson

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>> Anonymous
>>106843
why's shannon bawwing
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>>107395

You're a fucking idiot. Marshall Faulk is one of the worst. Charles is turrible too.
>> Anonymous
Tim McCarver or Joe Morgan
>> Anonymous
keith jones
>> Anonymous
pretty much everyone mentioned in this thread but i'll add steve phillips even though he wasn't an athlete per se. he sucks at his job
>> Anonymous
Sean Sailsbury

Dude didn't even start
>> Anonymous
Brian Engblom
>> Anonymous
I hate sharpe and barkley

sharpe can't talk, and charles is just a moron of epic proportions
>> Anonymous
keyshawn johnson
>> Anonymous
Obv. answer- Michael Irvin, also, Deion Sanders.
>> Anonymous
The Bus
>> Anonymous
Walton is definitely the worst
>> Anonymous
>>107425
I forgot about Keyshawn.
>>107430
yes. Basically any nigger is terrible
>> Anonymous
the answer is obviously michael irvin. charles barkley makes me lol and thats enough to keep him off the list. also, off topic cuz i think he was never an athlete, steve physioc, anaheim angels' play by play, is the worst announcer in the history of mankind.
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In contrast, the greatest (other than Uecker)

FUCK YEAH KINER'S KORNER
>> Anonymous
Mark Jackson

It's not even close.
>> Anonymous
>>107524

I'm pretty sure he's robot or something. Plus yhe guy sounds like he should be hosting Love Connection.
>> Anonymous
His fucking suits are always on point though. They should call him Shannon "Dresses" Sharpe
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>>107578
fashion genius he are
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>>107584
>> Anonymous
mark jackson van gundy and the other guy are the best broadcast team in sports right now. plus there not in studio.

Barkley is entertainment, eddie george and the time he spent with fox sports net was horrible
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Also, Howie Long.
>> Anonymous
Britfag here

Mark Lawrenson
>> Anonymous
>>107686
Dear Britfag: Imagine Shannon Sharpe as a larger, horse-faced, mushmouthed Ian Wright, except even more retarded. That's how much fail he emanates.

Separate note: Motty is starting to exude massive levels of fail, no?
>> Anonymous
>>107686
He's still a lot better than Gavin Peacock and Ian Wright.
>> Anonymous
Tiki Barber cause he's a cocky nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>107702
>Tiki Barber cause he's cocky

Fixed for non /b/tards
>> Anonymous
>>107702
and a faggot for leaving so he wouldn't get hurt.
>> Anonymous
>>107709

you can't go through every thread fixing all of them.
>> Anonymous
Not an analyst but hawk harrelson is terrible as an announcer.thank god he's limited to white sox games.
>> Anonymous
This is not enough Charles Barkley.

Also Barry Melrose can die in a fucking fire. And Deion Sanders.. Fucking christ, that fag needs to be put on a leesh or something. Fucking christ.

Oh god, while I'm here; Joe Theisman. Fucking prick. and.. god damn the list goes on and on.
>> RManifold !!C8TFUxHCCUl
Charles isn't as bad as he initially seems. The first thing you notice is that he doesn't speak clearly or converse smoothly with others. Essentially, he isn't a polished broadcaster. But this is actually also a strength.

Exactly because he isn't a polished broadcaster, he doesn't just spout the same cliched bullshit like a lot of the others do. He says what he thinks (like when he said very emphatically the Nuggets would beat the Hornets in a seven-game series earlier this year). Maybe he's not polished, but at least he usually comes up with an interesting opinion. And he's never boring.
>> Anonymous
good ol stuttering tim hardaway
>> Anonymous
>>106843
I don't want to be demeaning but that guy looks like a horse
>> Anonymous
Ian Wright
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>>107755
excuse me?
>> Anonymous
>>107740
>Oh god, while I'm here; Joe Theezman
fix'd
>> Anonymous
BILL WALTON BILL WALTON BILL WALTON a thousand times over.

Mark Jackson is runner up.
>> Anonymous
Steve Young is such a condescending douche.