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Only white nerds play fantasy Anonymous
http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3558219

This guy basically says that white nerds play fantasy football because we have no friends and nothing else to do.

"But honestly, I'm not surprised to learn that so few blacks are among the 30 million people who participate in fantasy sports. I've always thought that a lot of these guys (and 96% of them are guys) are nerds desperately in need of more sociable leisure time activities. Leisure time for black folks historically consists of direct interaction, the kind of experience you get at a family barbecue or hanging out with friends. Sitting in front of a computer screen pretending to be Bill Parcells? Sounds like work to me...And the more I learn about the typical fantasy player, the more I think most minorities simply have better things to do."

tl:dr Black people are too busy eating chicken to play fantasy sports
>> Anonymous
I am a huge fucking nerd and a sports nerd and even I refuse to get into fantasy football. Its for huge faggots.
>> Anonymous
Dumb nigger is dumb.
>> Anonymous
I'm a huge faggot and a sports nerd and even I refuse to get into fantasy football. Its for huge cunts.
>> Anonymous
>tl:dr Black people are too busy stealing, raping, and being lazy welfare pieces of shit to play fantasy sports

fixed
>> Anonymous
How long does it take to sub out a couple players a week for your fantasy football team?

Is this nigger retarded?
>> Anonymous
Niggers don't have money for computers.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>330221
>> The System !!3dfhLG45UI4
Exactly. And generally when I play, it's with people that I know and we talk shit when we see each other during the week and it's something we have in common.

He's probably just mad he picked Brady.
>> Anonymous
>>330221
This man speaks the truth
>> Anonymous
>>330221
Why would they need money to steal computers?

Also, Black people spending time with family? Does he mean fathers leaving their children's lives forever? And, mothers being so addicted to crack that grandparents usually raise the children?

If so, I think maybe they SHOULD start playing fantasy.
>> Anonymous
Stephen A Smith is a fucking dumbshit nigger, and everything that man says is a joke. I was going to ask why he even has a job at ESPN, until I remembered that it's ESPN
>> Anonymous
>>330201
whats his name again all i know him as is the nigger who screams loud to try and get his point across
>> Anonymous
>>330225
Me too. I only play with friends and family. The reason that this faggot bitch whines about fantasy is that it cuts into his time to suck Brady/Kobe/Shaq/Celtic dick on camera.
>> Anonymous
>>330245
Isn't that all niggers? Especially niggresses...
>> Anonymous
Oh, if a white guy said that... imagine the lulz.

PS I have a black (half anyway, he's pretty light, and looks like Tory Holt. lol) friend who plays fantasy in the same league I do. In fact, I think half of the teams are managed by black guys.
>> Anonymous
niggers can't read, spell, do math or use/afford computes. He left that out of his research.
>> Anonymous
>>330251
thats just it, I know quite a few blacks that play. Maybe it's just rich ones who get paid to just pull ideas that make no sense out of their ass who have better things to do.
>> Anonymous
There's a reason why he lost his job in Philly, and his show was canceled. He's a fucking idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>330251
I think it's funnier because a black guy said it.
>> Anonymous
THE TELEVISION TOLD ME WARREN SAPP PLAYS FANTASY FOOTBALL SO I GUESS IT'S JUST SKINNY LOUDMOUTH BASKETBALL NIGGERS THAT DON'T
>> Anonymous
seriously how does this nigger still have a job FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>> Anonymous
He is a crazy racist, there is no way around it. If he were a white guy saying similar stuff from the typical white man's point of view, he would be banished to the sports section of some small-town Alabama local newspaper. Even the most recent ESPN the mag had a poll asking if they thought the article was racist - the most popular answer was "I'm offended. This article was racist."
>> Stephen A. Smith
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I LOVE CHEEZ DOODLES!
>> Anonymous
ESPN deleted all of the negative comments that were left on this article from earlier today.
>> Anonymous
>>330293

nigger lovers
>> Negrodamus the 9000th !3GqYIJ3Obs
I hate how Stepen A. Smith is the epitome of everything "LOUD" and stereotypical about black folks sometimes.
>> Anonymous
Is Stpephen A. Smith the nigger with the crazy eyes?
>> Anonymous
SCREAMIN A. SMITH
>> Anonymous
>>330322

that's stuart scott
>> Anonymous
>Sounds like work to me.

OH LOL
>> Anonymous
Give Stephen A. a piece of your mind. E-mail stephena@espnthemag.com. But keep it clean!
>> Anonymous
>>330333
hahahaha surprised nobody else caught sight of that
>> Anonymous
Stop fooling yourselves, this guy is right. Fantasy sports are no better than WOW
>> Anonymous
>>330388
WELCOME TO 4CHAN
>> Anonymous
Does anybody really spend more than an hour DURING the week working on their fantasy team? I take a minute (five if I plan on editing my roster) to set my starters at any point during the week and don't check back until Sunday, when I keep ESPN's "fantasycast" window open while watching actual football. You always hear in the media about how this takes over people's lives. I don't understand how that's possible - where do people even get these ideas from?
>> Anonymous
>>330406
they seem to think all people who play fantasy are fat losers like howie schwab who just talk fantasy and stats all day.
>> Anonymous
>>330406

I may spend 5-10 minutes a day, just to see if anyone was dropped etc. And I have 3 teams, all leagues with friends. Thats about it, I can't imagine anyone spending more than 15 minutes on average. HOURS? Come on now...

Sundays? Yeah, a bit longer, just to see how my team did.

Baseball/Hockey is a bit different, but that's 2-3 minutes, just to set who is starting that day.
>> Anonymous
video or it didn't happen
>> Anonymous
>>330201
This guys says shit like this all the time to seem important. He is one of those guys who thinks Barry Bonds is hated because hes black and Gary Sheffield gets benched for the same reasons. Basically he is the biggest race-card puller since Al Sharpton.
>> Anonymous
Don't ever listen to anything Screamin' A Smith or any faggot sports 'expert' ever says.
>> Anonymous
white niggers play fantasy football.

black niggers play Madden vidya gaem football.

whats the problem?
>> Anonymous
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HOW CAN YOU MAKE A THREAD dissin me, SCREAMIN A SMITH on the 4chansportsboard?
>> Anonymous
We haven't had a SCREAMIN A SMIFF thread in a while, all my SCREAMIN A images are gone.
>> Anonymous
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Quite frankly, ya'know what I think?!
>> Anonymous
Stephen A. Smith continuously trolls white America, and we should all be embarassed for falling for it every fucking time.
>> Anonymous
>>330221
>>330221
>>330221
>>330221
>>330221
>>330221
>>330221
>>330221
>> sanchez
If more athletes these days are black, they need someone to understand them. Think Vince Young. He was out for some chick'n wings.
Stephen A. Smith is just a little too loud, but maybe they want to keep him in order to gain a larger black audience. (black athletes = black spectators?)

But yeah about fantasy football. Laptop? check. High speed internet? check. Wireless router? check. Satellite TV? check.
Blacks can't afford that much. And Stephen's right though. Doing work outside of the office? nah. They're prolly jus listening to some rap on youtube while watching porn.
>> kass
"Kick a feel goal on 3rd down. If you miss try again on 4th down. NFL coaches iz stoopit."

He said this. FOR REAL.
>> Anonymous
>>"But honestly, I'm not surprised to learn that so few blacks work. I've always thought that a lot of these guys are desperately in need of more barbecue."
>> Anonymous
>>331312

Clearly, Screamin' A knows feetballs.
>> Anonymous
you faggots are just drawn to anything with the word "fantasy" in it.

Seriously, real people just put cash down on games to make it more interesting
>> Anonymous
Betting on teams is SOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER than betting on players.
>> Anonymous
>>331017

Don't forget Elijah Dukes.
>> Anonymous
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YOU FORGOT WALTERMELON

WALTERMELON AND CHICKEN MMMMMMMHMMMMMM
>> Anonymous
buopp
>> Anonymous
Lol, all of 4chan must love fantasy football then.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
If they fire Don Imus for calling the Rutgers' Women Basketball team ugly, then I suggest they fire Stephen A. Smith for calling everyone in the fantasy community a white nerd without a life.

Send in your comments requesting his firing for racism, let's see if they really believe what they preach.
>> Anonymous
>>331726
Haha, don't hold your breath
A black dude could call all white people "Nazis" and get a free pass
>> Anonymous
>>331726
/sp/ = /i/
>> Anonymous
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Fantasy Sports

PPPSSSHHH...Please

I gots me better things to do
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>331732

I'm not requesting an invasion, you don't have to do it. I'm just saying, if we're going to put up with white guys getting fired left and right every time they make borderline racist statements, then this fucker should be out on his ass for doing the exact same shit.
>> Anonymous
>>331726
so saying "white" is now racist?
if not, I don't see where you're getting racism. It's not like he said all white people are nerds who play fantasy football.
>> Anonymous
>>331737
no, it's ok, i'm bored and feel like trolling anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>331737
let nigger A. nigger keep his job anyway. we'd never hear or care about any of his retarded statements if he was homeless.

this guy is superior anyway>>330553