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Anonymous
I'm Chelsea manager now

hurrrrrrrrr!!
>> Anonymous
>I'm Chelsea manager for half to 3/4 of the season

fix'd
>> Anonymous
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Hi.I'll be taking all the useful players from chelsea and leaving you with shit.
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hi
>> Anonymous
will be shit.
>> Anonymous
They should get Hiddink.
>> Anonymous
does anyone else think this is REALLY bad timing

he's in the middle of a European championship. it could have a detrimental effect on the Portugal squad ... and I really think its the wrong time to announce a job switch
>> Anonymous
>>152352
You do realise almost every footballer in the world would do anything to world with Scolari.
>> Anonymous
>>152377

wut

he hasn't coached a club team in roughly 7 years, and before then it was a string of obscure clubs from fucks know where

this smells of ultimate fail
>> Anonymous
>>152373
They are trying to keep players on Chelsea. I'm sure Abromovich wanted to namedrop and keep people on.
>> Anonymous
>>152373
it just shows the kind of person he is.

he could have told chelsea to annouce just after the euro.
>> Anonymous
>>152319But he said Scolari's lack of English could prevent him from forming a bond with the players.

lol like that matters in the EPL.
>> Anonymous
Maybe he'll actually buy some decent players (Villa, Moutinho).

DO IT FAGGOT.
>> Anonymous
>>152435

Seeing as you already have Deco now (I think) he probably won't bother with Moutinho, and I doubt you'd even be able to get Villa.
>> Anonymous
can't believe it, of all the managers SCOLARI?!

hasn't managed a club side in years, doesn't even speak english does he?
>> Anonymous
>>152373

Everyone did
>> Anonymous
>>152373

He`s out of contract after Euro 08 so who gives a fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>152439

Not yet, it's between Chelsea (Scolari) and Inter (Mourinho).

I found it weird why he'd even consider Chelsea if Mourinho wants him but now I see why, he must have been in on it all along.
>> Anonymous
Scolari is a big fan of coldplay, he especially like clocks with micheal jackson dancing too vanilla ice's hit song ice ice baby.


lol wikipedia
>> Anonymous
>>152491

kind of explains why Chelsea signed Bosingwa too. Portuguese team were probably in on it from the start and they've been doing alright.
>> Anonymous
What has he won with Portugal?

Please do tell...
>> Anonymous
>>152526
2nd euro 2004
4th wc 2006

pretty good for a team that almost never passed the group stage.
>> Anonymous
>>152403
butthurt english want to be paid attention to
>> Anonymous
>>152539
nothing, then.

and the best portugese team i have ever seen was in the euro 2000, no scolari back then.
>> Anonymous
the dude won the world cup and two copa libertadores and he doesn't take shit. i'm not chelseafag thank god, but he's a good choice.
>> Anonymous
He's a good manager and a good choice. Can't wait to see what he does to that horrible team.
>> Anonymous
Chelsea needs a change the type of football they play currently is utterly gay even though they have tons of great players. Good ridance to Mourinho and Drogba. Drogba's gay flopping and bitching is a perfect fit for Italy.
>> Anonymous
>>152572
Exactly, learn your facts britfags
>> Anonymous
>>152554
I agree they were on fire in 2000 with figo leading, until they played france. Epic game, one of the best in zidane's career too.
>> Kold of Caelin !!/aplp3Dmj4q
>>152593
>Epic game
lolrefs
lolpenaltys
>> Anonymous
>>152593
epic game was epic

that should have been the final of euro 2000.
>> Anonymous
Euro 2000 was portugals most awesomest year.Hey england,remember going 2-0 up against portugal only to lose 3-2?
>> Anonymous
Why he's going to Chelsea is beyond me. Ultimately Abramovich calls the shots, and if Scolari doesn't kiss his ass, he'll be out the door ala Mourinho.
>> Anonymous
>>152603
England sucks, chelsea too!
>> Anonymous
>>152606

If Abramovich trys to interfere then Scolari will leave.
>> Anonymous
Abramovich will interfere.He interfered with mourinho despite bringing him 2 premier league titles in his first 2 seasons.
>> Anonymous
Scolari will bring Ronaldo to Chelsea with him.
>> Anonymous
>>152630

Yeah he probably will, and he'll learn the hard way. Scolari is old school, he's not a yes-man like Grant or a media whore like Mourinho. He's a football manager and doesn't like anyone fucking with his team - whether they're players or whoever. I think it will be interesting to see what happens. If Scolari persuades Roman to shut the fuck up and leave him alone things will be good - as long as he wins everything. If not, then Chelsea will continue down the slippery slope of a club with a high manager turnover and large over payed squad of whiney players bought by a micromanaging oligarch who ultimately has no clue how to run a successful club beyond throwing money at it. And it won't be so easy to hire truly great managers in the future.
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>>152652

Bitches don't know 'bout Laudrup.
>> Anonymous
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Scolari will punch the shit out of Chelsea.
>> Anonymous
TEAM USA OWNS YOUR ASS
>> Anonymous
Did anyone know that when Abramovich orginally bought Chelsea he made repeated attempts to hire Alex Ferguson?

Imagine how that would have panned out...
>> Anonymous
Lol.Abramovic must be dreaming to think he could get alex ferguson.He's way too loyal to man utd.
>> Anonymous
so long as he stays the FUCK away from Jo and Ronny i dont give a shit.
>> Anonymous
Portugal will hire Carlos Quieroz.
>> Anonymous
You still won't have Lampard, Drogba, or Carvalho.

Enjoy your 3rd place Scolari.