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Anonymous
Even for a board with predominantly US posters, no Ashes thread is pathetic.

LONG LIVE CRICKET

AUS 6/902
ENG 3/53 (LOLHOUSE)

http://au.sports.yahoo.com/cricket/ashes-2006-07/players/

Right now it's mainly been Australia versus FREDDIETRON (although Hoggard had a fucking good spell today at the Gabba).
>> Anonymous
OH DEAR, MAKE THAT

>>9/602

SORRY
>> Anonymous
Pieterson and Bell to get double hundreds.

plz.
>> Anonymous
i dont think the brits really give a shit about this ashes series, they won the last one and they r pretty happy with that. One win in 16 is good enuf.
>> Anonymous
>>23842
Yup. We care about real sports, and not fucking cricket.
>> Anonymous
>>23839
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but yeah, not quite sure what England can do to save this. They're gonna need some serious performing from the rest of the top order, and then Harmison needs to pull his head out of his ass and learn to bowl again.
Don't really expect anything like that to happen tho, England without Trescothick and Monty are d00med.
>> Anonymous
>>23866
And Vaughan and Jones...
>> Anonymous
o wow...Pietersen and Flintoff out within an hour. This is just fucking silly, Aus is going to win without having to bat again
>> Anonymous
>>23839

How the fuck did you come up with using live action turtles reference?
>> Anonymous
lol England lol
>> Anonymous
>>23879

'Cricket?'
>> Anonymous
I really hope Australia are going to get a combined innings total of over 1000. Why else would we not enforce the follow-on?
>> Anonymous
>>23839
I really hope Australia are going to get a combined innings total of over 1000. Why else would we not enforce the follow-on?
>> Anonymous
well...that was fun. At least England looked better in the 2nd innings, now if they could just get some decent bowling...
>> Anonymous
oh so the poms did bring sum game after all
>> CaptainB
Ooooo didn't see the Ashes score today did we mate?

England amass 551-6 before Australia end day two of the second Test on 28-1.

Pietersen gets 158 Collingwood a total of 206...

Australia.. HA! Bowled Langer for 4!!

Harmison won't bowl for a while but Freedy has got out main attack going on!!

In before whinny aussies go on about how there still gonna win it...
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how do i stuck it to the haters?
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>>24727

By being the first Englishman to score over 200 in an Ashes Test is Austrailia for 70 years of course!
>> Anonymous
listening to the game via the radio made me realised how godawfully boring it is, compared to watching it on tv (which isn't saying a lot).

Unfortunately, the pitch is so 'fed up, it's like a multiplier of 500
>> Anonymous
fuck it, it's been an hour and they've only made 30 runs. I'm off to bed
>> Anonymous
England need to bowl the aussies out then enforce the follow-on. Do that and we'll have victory.
>> CaptainB
it'll be tough butwe have A chance, and Harmison needs to look at his bowling length compared to West Indies test when he was so devistating!!
>> Anonymous
Knocked over by everyones favourite net bowler