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Phelps Anonymous
>> Anonymous
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HHHUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>> Anonymous
^_________^
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
epic lulz xD
>> Anonymous
omg... LOL
>> Anonymous
>>254572
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
like... how couldn't I see this coming?
>> Anonymous
epic
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
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>> Anonymous
6/10
>> Anonymous
i do the best i can, haha
>> Anonymous
logical progression at it's FINEST!
>> Anonymous
whats with all the retarded newfag /b/tards today
>> Anonymous
>>254612
6/8
>> Anonymous
7.5/10
>> Anonymous
Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day.
>> Anonymous
you just wish you thought of it
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>>254726
Don't give a shit.
>> Anonymous
Phelps impregnated Nastia Liukin and Misty May by sheer force of will.
>> Anonymous
>>254612

Clearly the East German judge
>> Anonymous
10:10 Eastern Time. Phelps gets 7 golds. Book it.
>> Anonymous
>>254746
Michael Phelps did it with the entire US Women's gymnastics team and the Chinese Women's gymnastics team. There were no survivors.
>> Anonymous
>_>
>> Anonymous
In a startling twist, the Chinese gymnastics team actually are no more than 3 years old. However, their father is Michael Phelps.
>> Anonymous
What if Phelps fails tonight? Will that be worse then the Patriots?
>> Anonymous
>>254789
Depends on who he lost against.
>> Anonymous
>>254726
I don't get it, why is this so surprising to you faggots? The guy is not only big, but also does intensive swimming his whole life (he's breaking records, so it is more than just a hobby), of course he can eat so much and still burn it all off.
And of course anyone else trying to eat so much and sit on their fat ass thinking that the same can happen to them, then they must be hallucinating.
>> Anonymous
Oh god, I lolled.
>> Anonymous
>>254789
100M events aren't his forte. He's not awful by any means, but his biggest strength, the turn, is all but gone.

However, Butterfly is indisputably his stroke. He beat the world record on the 200 (where turns matter.) With full goggles (which hampers your ability to turn, although at that level, not by much)

Last year he set the Olympic record in 100 butterfly. But its a sprint event and the slightest thing could mess him up. Regardless, it'll be a close race.
>> Anonymous
bump for win
>> Anonymous
BOW TO YOUR OVERLORD.
>> Anonymous
holy shit, I hated that meme but fucked I lol'd at this.
>> Anonymous
>>254992
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps gets mermaid pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>254686
7/8 :>
>> Anonymous
Ahahaa!!1
>> Anonymous
>>254572
OMG Phelps can time travel too! He went back in time and won six medals in Barcelona also! Holy shit!
>> Anonymous
mmmhmmmmm