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Anonymous
I would be a switch-hitting, switch-throwing, switch-gendered power-hitting baseball player who plays first base and pitches a perfect game to become the best baseball player, EVAR! I hit over 9000 home runs and own a career batting average of .400! I'd also be making hundreds of millions of dollars per year, thanks to my agent trustee Scott Borat, just because of how special I am!
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