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Anonymous
KING OF THE CHEAP HOME RUN.
>> Anonymous
so is he like the dirk kuyt of baseball?
>> Anonymous
>BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
Wow. Something finally happened. Now get the fuck off my TV so real sports can be watched.
>> Anonymous
CHEAP HOME RUN?

CHEAP HOME RUN?

Most butthurt post of all time? Signs point to yes.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
;_;
>> Anonymous
God baseball is so boring. It so long for something to happen in this game. Just end the series Phillies so we can stop being forced to care.
>> Anonymous
Thursday night, I explained to my girlfriend what a slump buster was.

After that home run, she said, "Wow, Ryan must have found the fattest girl in Philadelphia."
>> Anonymous
>>432375
don't break your ankle jumping off the Rays bandwagon pussy!
>> Anonymous
>>432381
Who's bandwagoning? There's no SNF or anything else to watch because the WORLD SERIES IS VERY IMPORTANT.
>> Anonymous
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/world series
>> Anonymous
See, Hinske's home run wasn't cheap at all. Howard's home run would be a flyout in any other park. Philly, get a real ballpark already.
>> Anonymous
>>432387
your choices

1) Watch World Series

2) Get a fucking hobby

NOT OFFERED

3) You crying your fucking eyes out here
>> Anonymous
>>432395
BAWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>432395
>>432395
>>432395
Lrn 2 dimensions.

Rays ballpark is smaller than the citizens look up the dimensions
>> Anonymous
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>>432378
Ryan Howard fucked this woman

Now he hits like Matt Stairs
>> Anonymous
Blanton hit a even father homer than Ryan Howard.
>> Anonymous
Blanton wouldn't have hit a homerun with better umpires!
>> Anonymous
stupid umpires callin everything wrong gdamn
>> Anonymous
>>432406
um i think the announcers just disagreed
>> Anonymous
he should be enshrined in the MMMM hall of fame
>> Anonymous
>>432523
Jesus
>> Anonymous
>>432444

Protip: The umpire's strike zone dictates, to some degree, where a pitcher has to locate his pitches. Rays' pitching has this entire series been locating in the parts of the zone Howard can't hit. Those parts of the zone are, mysteriously, no longer in the zone tonight.