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>The Oakland Raiders signed defensive tackle Tommy Kelly to a seven-year contract worth $50.5 million on Thursday, according to a report on ESPN.com.

>According to the report, Kelly will receive $18.2 million in guaranteed money and will be paid $25.1 million over the first three years of the deal.

>If the reported figures are accurate, it would be the largest contract ever given to a defensive tackle, surpassing the $47.5 million deal that Cory Redding signed last summer with the Detroit Lions.

lol wut?
>> Anonymous
who is he?
>> Anonymous
Height: 6-6 Weight: 300 Age: 27
Born: 12/27/1980 Jackson , MS
College: Mississippi State
Experience: 4th season

2004 - 4 sacks
2005 - 4.5 sacks
2006 - 3.5 sacks
2007 - 1 sacks

FUCK YEAH! YOU ARE THE BEST DE/DT/WHATEVER YOU ARE!
>> Anonymous
wow.

The Raiders fail hard again.
>> Anonymous
>>20167
>> Anonymous
What the fuck is up with the overpaiding a DE and then converting him to a DT?
>> Anonymous
>>20172
you know whats gonna work out great for this kelly guy? al davis is gonna draft a quarterback in the first round and everyones gonna forget about the outrageous contract they offered a no name defensive tackle!
>> Anonymous
>>20176
punter
>> Anonymous
Thank you so much bay area teams. Because the stupid fucking Niners paid Nate fucking Clements 80 Million, and now the Raiders paid Kelly 50 million dollars, they have effectively jacked up the market prices for the rest of the league. Fuk you bay area. FUCK YOU
>> Anonymous
lol al davis
>> Anonymous
hmmm maybe the raiders are going to draft chris long, since he is moving to a defensive tackle. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!
>> Anonymous
>>20179
at least i know who the fuck nate is? but seriously who the fuck is this faggot?
>> Anonymous
is someone blackmailing al davis or something? this shit is ridiculous.
>> Anonymous
Hey at least the Raiders aren't going to draft Glen Dorsey now.
>> Anonymous
So wait, the Raiders aren't going to draft Howie Long's kid? Wow, you'd think they want some sort of link to their successful past.
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
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Just when I think Al Davis couldn't get any dumber he goes off and does something like this...
>> Anonymous
>>20194
he is probably going to draft that cornerback from kansas, al davis has a hard on for speedy cornerbacks.
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>20194

No. Chris Long will be gone by the time the Raiders pick. He's probably going to be the number one overall pick. Not because he's the best player in the draft but he's the type of player Parcell loves and gives the Dolphins an option at both DE and OLB. Rarely are there players who can play both of those in a 3-4.
>> Anonymous
the raiders switching to a 4-3 defense, glen dorsey here you come to this shitfest that is the raiders. enjoy being a bust.
>> Anonymous
>2007 - 1 sacks
>1 sacks

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
>> Anonymous
Lol I'll have what Davis is having.
>> Anonymous
Is he a personal slave for Al Davis?
>> Anonymous
better off than burning all that money, cause you won't see any production out of him anytime soon.
>> Anonymous
al davis should of have give the money to dolan so he can give another extension to isiah.
>> Anonymous
Al Davis.

You suck.
>> Anonymous
>>20209

LOL its not even plural anymore.

Its just A sack.

Al Davis has gone senile. He let randy Moss go for a 4th rounder, and gave a random dude the largest contract a DT/DE has ever gotten.
>> Anonymous
al davis wears a diaper
just remember where you heard it first
>> Anonymous
Albert Haynesworth should be sucking Al's dick right about now. Imagine how much money that guy is gonna get?

Anyway, Oakland admits that the only reason Kelly was at DE is because Sapp was still there. Now that he's gone, FUCK YES, YOU ARE THE BEST DT EVER!
>> Anonymous
>Al Davis has apparently acquired the amulet of Kelemvor from the Forgotten Realms in a trade for Nnamdi Asomugha, granting Davis arch-lich status and allowing him to outlive the heat-death of our sun.

Welp Oakland looks like you're fucked for eternity.
>> Anonymous
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!
>> Anonymous
If he's going to be a Tackle, why are you bitching about how many sacks he doesn't have?

lrn2defensive line
>> Anonymous
vince wilfork only had 2 sacks this past season, made the probowl
>> Anonymous
>>20311
the defense better give up 50 yards rushing per game then.
>> Anonymous
>>20311
John Randle- 120+ sacks
Warren Sapp- 90+ sacks

LOLWUT
>> Anonymous
Gerard Warren has more sacks than Tommy Kelly, give him a 100 million dollars.
>> Anonymous
>>20324
Fund it!
>> Anonymous
"The Autumn Wind is a Pirate,
Blustering in from the sea,
With a rollicking song,
He sweeps along,
Swaggering boisterously.

"His face is weather-beaten,
He wears a hooded sash,
With a silver hat about his head,
And a bristling black mustache.

"He growls as he storms the country,
A villain, big and bold,
And the trees all shake
and quiver and quake,
As he robs them of their gold.

"The Autumn Wind is a Raider,
Pillaging just for fun,
he'll knock you around,
and upside down,
and laugh when he's conquered and won."
>> Anonymous
>>20332
its all better now
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>20286

Albert isn't going anywhere. We franchised him.
>> Anonymous
>>20369
youd better be prepared to break out that checkbook next season if you want to keep him
>> Anonymous
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>>20369

>Albert isn't going anywhere. We franchised him.

lol wut
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>20371

Fuck yeah we will but this offseason the Titans need to focus on WR, CB, DE, and MLB and in that order. Vince will never do anything if Roydell fucking Williams is his primary receiver.
>> Anonymous
>>20321

Congratulations! You know shit of how a defensive line works!
>> Anonymous
>>20375

Because ALL DTs are Nose Tackles rite? lrn2threetechnique