I'm afraid you don't know how fucking AMERICAN Jack Swagger is, HE'S THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN THAT'S 150% MOTHERFUCKER, SUCK THAT YOU FUCKING BRITS
Jack Swagger is so american, he bench-presses the white house!
jack swaggar is so american he likes the fukken cowboys hellyeah!
He's so American, he called Jim Duggan a communist.
chuck norris asks jack swagger permision to cross the street...jack swagger says " hey old man...shut it or ill break your hip"
Jack Swagger CAN see John Cena
Jack Swagger is so American, his shit smells like apple pie.
Jack Swagger is so American he invaded a country that was no threat to him