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England vs USA, Match Thread Britannian Anonymous !4bbKDTSEQc
Thread for England vs USA football(soccer) match today. Kick-off is 2005 British time. Insults, news and other stuff ITT. Sticky plz.
>> Anonymous
soccer sucks

/thread
>> Anonymous
who gives a fuck, come play some real football and america would tear you up
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>120701

Does anyone have a link to the rosters?
>> Anonymous
>>120706
England: James, Brown, Ferdinand, Terry, A Cole, Hargreaves, Beckham, Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney, Defoe.
>> Anonymous
2005 british time? I KNEW THOSE FUCKERS WERE 3 YEARS BEHIND
>> Anonymous
>>120708

I believe its ancient code for 8:05 pm, it is still used by our military
>> Anonymous
2-0

Shit match, Lampard and Terry.
>> Anonymous
>>120705
The victors in real football will be decided tonight.
>> Anonymous
>>120707
>beckham
>gerrard and lampard

has capello learned anything?
>> Anonymous
look at all the faggots with their hats and scarves
>> Anonymous
>>120722

No. He just uses soundbites like "Bulldog spirit" and does fuck all about it.
>> Anonymous
could we spend more time focused on beckham's limey face please?
>> Anonymous
fucking amerifags will win
>> Anonymous
lulz kelly rowland sucks
>> Anonymous
funny watching the national anthem getting sang in england.

usa anthem >>>>>>>>> england's

tell me they're going to sing god save the fucking queen or something
>> Anonymous
LOL at the shitty sound quality for the Amerifag national anthem.
>> Anonymous
lol, was that the spice girls?
>> Anonymous
USA anthem is too long, but we fucked up the sound so we'll call it even.
>> Anonymous
fucking shit line-up

beckham, lampard and gerrard all in the same side??? defoe???
>> Anonymous
i'm at work, so i can't follow the game on the tele. is there a good site that will keep me updated?
>> Anonymous
18 subs? lol
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
Yeah, plus the fact the Amerifag anthem goes on for like 10 minutes of fail hitting the headroom.
>> Anonymous
>>120740
Just use the BBC site.
>> Anonymous
>>120740
this one ?
>> Anonymous
Worst American anthem ever.
>> Anonymous
>>120742

well, we like to enjoy remembering how we kicked britain's ass right the fuck out of america. (thanks for the country, assholes)
>> Anonymous
MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE
SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY
OF THEE I SING

you guys are so nice, giving America two songs
>> Anonymous
>>120740

http://soccernet-akamai.espn.go.com/gamecast?id=238507&cc=5901&league=FIFA.FRIENDLY
>> Anonymous
diving already?
>> Anonymous
Is this on American tv? World Sport is playing some spic shit
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
>>120747
ITT: Fans who know that America will lose at sport so they argue politics.
>> Anonymous
>>120755

ESPNClassic
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>120735
LOL
God save the queen > * > Star spangled banner, escpecially sung at football matches
>> Anonymous
>>120738
lol'd
>> Anonymous
beckham's neck tattoo is fail
>> Anonymous
Which ones are the americans? The ones in helmets and shoulderpads?
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
>>120759
Still, Rule Britannia is the best song, and really should be the national anthem.
>> Anonymous
>>120759

What? Your shit is boring and way to short, theres not even anything blowing up in it.

Only the Soviet, Nazi and Irish anthem can compete
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>120738

That's only the first verse.

There are 3 more.
>> Anonymous
>>120764
i always thought "never walk alone" was the anthem
>> Anonymous
lol amurikka footballers
>> Anonymous
>>120770
1-0 england

oh wait...

haha fuck you england
>> Anonymous
>>120766

Depends who is singing it. If its footballers, its embarrassing, if its a royal family meeting or something, embarrassing.

If its the England Rugby Team in the World Cup final, its fucking class.
>> Anonymous
Is this a FIFA qualifying match or is it just some exhibition?
>> Anonymous
There goes Ronaldo diving again... what's that? Oh that's Gerrard you say?! My bad : o
>> Anonymous
>>120776

Yeah, its a play off for the Euro championships.
>> Anonymous
take notes, england players fall and lay there waiting for free kick, americans get right up and go after the ball
>> Anonymous
>>120776

If england win they get into euro2008 if usa win they get into the american one
>> Anonymous
Rooney yellow card in 20 minutes, he can't pass today.
>> Anonymous
oh, you took the ball from rooney? foul
>> Anonymous
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Bear with me boys. Tactical genius.
>> Anonymous
>>120783
>>120779

rofl
>> Anonymous
Wow this game is really boring
>> Anonymous
Doesn't look like USA are going to score, now we need England to start playing better football.
>> Anonymous
how the fuck is that a foul?
>> Anonymous
>>120793

The Americans have to force a boring game. They just dont have the skill available to try and outplay England in the traditional sense.
>> Anonymous
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If we get a penalty can I has it?
>> Anonymous
anyone other than rooney want to do something useful?
>> Anonymous
>>120796

European ref I think.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more!
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Third verse of the Star-Spangled banner.

Who's blood are they talking about?

YOUR BLOOD BRITFAGS!
>> Anonymous
This is better from England.
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
>>120801
Ref's a cunt, hence why he disallowed the cross from Beckham.
>> Anonymous
>>120802
cool story bro
>> Anonymous
>>120800

Yeah, the whole squad should be swearing and kicking the ball into the advertising angrily.
>> Anonymous
Oh my god... the suckage of both teams is unbelievable
>> Anonymous
I dont understand why Gerrard is always forced to play in positions he's not used to just because Lampard is a selfish cunt.

Leave Lampard on the bench and make use of Gerrards full ability.
>> Anonymous
>>120808
exactly.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
MISS MORE GLORIOUS CHANCES ENGLAND.

HAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Eurofag ref is ruining any chance of a good match.
>> Anonymous
>>120802

You COULD be Nancy.
>> Anonymous
God, this is fucking shite. I'm tempted to watch Britain's Got Talent instead.
>> Anonymous
john terry is captain so they will be playing for 1-0 win like chelsea always do
>> Anonymous
>>120810

But Torres isn't in the England squad.
>> Anonymous
OMG usa is so weak! and they are the concacaf champions!!
>> Anonymous
>>120810
isn't lampard playing on the left with gerrard center?
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
>>120802
What land of the free, are they talking about?
>> Anonymous
>>120820

Other way around.
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
>>120816
It's not good any more, they've got rid of the freakshows from the first rounds.

Other than what Piers Morgan said the other day to that contortionist "You're a freak of nature.", thinking it was some sort of compliment.
>> Anonymous
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>>120815
Oh God. I just read that in John Barrowman's voice.
>> Anonymous
england fans wanted a pk lol

they really need to lose so they can remember it all through euro2008
>> Anonymous
>>120824
oh, that is pretty retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>120828

Penalty. Its called a Penalty.
>> Anonymous
Am I the only britfag who wants the US to win?
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
That was so close.
>> Anonymous
the only player you ridiculous britfags have overrated more than rooney is gerrard. what a gigantic, loser faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>120833
no, they piss me off cos they're always SHITE
>> Anonymous
>>120833

Probably not, I usually support whoever England is playing against, but not today.
>> Anonymous
Now people realise that Sven was actually a pretty decent manager.
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
The amerifags don't seem to realise this isn't american "football" but without pads.
>> Anonymous
>>120835
I agree, never understood why people have always said Gerrard is so good.
>> Anonymous
>>120835

Rooney and Gerrard are the two best players in the squad.

But I wouldnt expect an Amerifag to know anything about actual football.
>> Anonymous
>>120842
Gerrard sucks.
>> Anonymous
fuck it, lets have a fight. i'm sure the americans can beat the shit out of england's squad
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>120840

OMG THEY TOUCHED ANOTHER PLAYER WITH MALICE AFORETHOUGHT.

HOW UNCIVILIZED!
>> Anonymous
SWEEP THE LEG!
>> Anonymous
Does Rico Clark have Tourette's?
>> Anonymous
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>>120835

Its not like every single chance England have had has come from Rooney or Gerrard. Or a combination of the two.

OH WAIT.
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
Amerifags: You Just Lost The Game.
>> Anonymous
World-class header.
>> Anonymous
>>120710

Halfway there.
>> Anonymous
oh look terry actually scored from 6 yards
>> Anonymous
congrats john terry, the goal that doesn't matter you can score
>> John Terry
I scores goal nao
>> Anonymous
Terry? the fucker scores now?
>> Anonymous
I'm surprised it took us 38 minutes to score against these idiots.
>> Anonymous
AHHAHA TERRY WAS ONLY ABOUT A WEEK LATE
>> Anonymous
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GOOOOOOOOALL

How does it taste AMERIKKKANS?
>> Anonymous
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Lol at Britfags who can't even beat AmeriKKKa. See you in Euro 2008!
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
>>120844
Rooney'd kick all their arses. You yank bastards.
>> Anonymous
fuck
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
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i score goal nao?
>> Anonymous
>>120858
we don't really care faggot, just hear to remind you to enjoy euro2008
>> Anonymous
needs moar free-kicks
>> Anonymous
Come on beckum
>> Anonymous
refs will make sure england wins
>> Anonymous
>>120847

NO YOU'RE THINKING OF TIM HOWARD, SIR
>> Anonymous
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Can you take penalties by diving into the ball with your head? That can be his new technique.
>> Anonymous
Britfags fucking suck at real sports like football. All they can do is pussy soccer, and they fail at that most of the time too.
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
>>120859
Think again.
>> Anonymous
2-0
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
More fucking fouls please.

God damn this game has been called like shit.
>> Anonymous
ALL AMERICANS GET DOWN FOR SOME TEABAGGING.
>> Anonymous
>>120871

No, I'm pretty sure the Law says that it must be KICKED and move forward.
>> Anonymous
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>>120872
>> Anonymous
ITT: trollan and butthurt
>> Anonymous
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no way that shit gets by me
>> Anonymous
refs a faggot. yanks need to quit baaawwing
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
>>120872
What's not a pussy sport? Boxing?
>> Anonymous
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Sup England, see you in Austria and Switzerland.
>> Anonymous
>>120872
BAAAAAAW. Soccer hurts too much, the players fall over without padding.
>> Anonymous
>>120880

<3 <3 <3
>> Anonymous
defoe looks african, not english

plus he's a faggot
>> Anonymous
GOOOALLLL BECKHAM!!!!
>> Anonymous
you ameriggers can't defend for shit
>> Anonymous
>>120872
If we're shit and we're beating you, what does that make you?
>> Anonymous
Bullard would have scored one of these free-kicks.
>> Anonymous
>>120888
cool observation bro
>> Anonymous
>>120892

Americans
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
>>120888
And over half of the Amerifag team are niggers.
>> Anonymous
rooney deserves a red card for that
>> Anonymous
lol lawro: "they're just a team of spoilers!"

who lets this faggot commentate?
>> Anonymous
only one minute added time

no excessive diving

better than cl final so far
>> Anonymous
Its only going to get worse in the second half when England make tons of substitutions.
>> Anonymous
wtf rooney? that's gotta be a card.
>> Anonymous
>>120902
want to plot to murder him with me?
>> Anonymous
oh England! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT BECKHAM..?
>> ChelseaFan
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LETS GO ENGLAND
>> Anonymous
>>120909
Qualify for Euro 08
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
Ref's caling to much shit. It's a wet feild people are going to be slippin' and sliding.
>> Anonymous
>>120909

Play Shaun Wright Phillips instead
>> Anonymous
Tell me why I should watch this? Everyone knows American can't play Football.
>> Anonymous
>>120908
yes, and we can do in motty as well
>> ChelseaFan
>>120914
agreed, yet rooney should of got carded imo
>> Anonymous
sloppy play by england.
why do they have to rush all the time..?
>> Anonymous
Lol at Linekars American impression
>> Anonymous
lol "they don't have goalkeepers in america"
>> ChelseaFan
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>>120919
its how we do
>> Anonymous
>>120919
Rush? This isn't CS:S...
>> Anonymous
Summary of the BBC half-time analysis:

Beckham doesn't deserve to be in the team.
MLS commentators are lame.
>> Anonymous
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LEAVE AMERICA TO ME
>> Anonymous
>>120919
it's the english style, all speed and workrate, no skill and technique
>> Anonymous
>>120922
NIGGERTITS
>> Anonymous
England should learn from Man United :D
>> Anonymous
>>120925
You better hope it's doesn't go to PKs.
>> ChelseaFan
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Will Crouch be making an appearance?
>> Anonymous
Goal of the season thoughts?
>> Anonymous
>>120933
It can't.
>> Anonymous
Darly Murphy for GotS!
>> ChelseaFan
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>> Anonymous
>>120935
Ronaldo freekick against portsmouth.
>> Anonymous
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>>120933
>> Anonymous
>>120937
Or Daryl, whichever
>> Anonymous
>>120909

Play SWP instead. Beckham will be very lucky to see another competitive game with England, he's just too old. But everybody still loves him, and he's not very bad, so he'll play friendlies and the like till he retires.
>> Anonymous
>>120939
I love his header against Roma better
>> ChelseaFan
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can someone tell me when the game is back on?
>> Anonymous
>>120942
well atleast becks contributed on the goal.. sent the ball straight to terry.
>> Anonymous
My analysis: chuck Beckham off, throw on Bentley.

Defoe off, Glen Johnson on.
>> Anonymous
>>120935
They selected too many RAWKET LAWNCHAIR shots

The Rooney/Ronaldo counterattack (not shown) was the best for me
>> Anonymous
Theres a distinct lack of monster trucks, fireworks and half naked sluts. You expect us Americans to be able to keep our interest up for 15 minutes without an explosion?
>> Anonymous
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>>120942
waaah?
>> Anonymous
That free kick where the guy flicks it up for the other dude to volley it in, wish I could find it..
>> Anonymous
I'm sorry, maybe you britfags missed the newsflash, so let me remind you:
Reggie Bush & Adrian Peterson play real football, Kobe Bryant & LeBron James play basketball, Chase Utley & David Wright play baseball.
All the best American athletes grow up playing real sports -- not soccer. the only people who grow up playing soccer in this country are uncoordinated faggots with hippie/montessori, queer ass liberal parents who like being "different."
American/REAL Football>baseball>basketball>hockey>pool>wii.....
horseshoes>trivial-pursuit>monopoly>masturbation>soccer
In that order. I'm just here to help guize! Carry on with the faggotry.
>> Anonymous
Lampard has touched the ball, ehhh, maybe twice. put in garreth barry
>> Anonymous
Who are these BlackBurners Alan Hansen just talked about? Sounds like a team I could really root for.
>> ChelseaFan
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is the game back on
>> Anonymous
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>>120958
>> Anonymous
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>>120961
>BlackBurners
>> Anonymous
>>120958

0/10
>> Anonymous
i just read the common fallacies and i think anon should teik it into account before posting an argument
http://nobeliefs.com/fallacies.htm
ex. of "loaded question : embodies an assumption that, if answered, indicates an implied agreement."
- have rooney stopped acting like a faggot
>> Anonymous
>>120958
SOCCER WITH PADDING EH?
>> Anonymous
>>120958
Cool story bro
>> Anonymous !ZQPsu.Fqqg
???????
>> Anonymous
>>120958
Who said all britfags like our football more than your football? This britfag prefers NFL > Baseball > Football > Hockey > Basketball

>>120961
hahahahah
>> Anonymous
STE GERRARD GERRARD
HE'S BIG AND HE'S FUCKING 'ARD
>> Anonymous
2-0 soz
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Missing: USA Men's Soccer team's defense.
>> Anonymous
2-0!
>> Anonymous
easy
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
ITS CROUCHY TIME
>> Anonymous
adu is shit
>> Anonymous
Crouch will somehow score. Like he seems to.

God he has to join Pompey.
>> Anonymous
Oh yeah ADU is fucking brilliant
>> Anonymous
fucking super-crouch time!
>> Anonymous
>>121083
every single penalty has been bull shit and neither team is worth a fuck. i expected to see talent and well played SOCCER not 90 minutes of these two teams dry humping the field
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
>>121085
You from Portsmouth?
>> Anonymous
question for britfags:

will you still be watching euro 2008 though your teams didn't qualify?
>> Anonymous
adu and edu?
>> Anonymous
>>121091

..no?
>> Anonymous
lolwut, they're playing Indiana Jones music
>> Albert !F8HbrMlISY
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>>121125
I would fuck her mouth with Varg's mace.
>> Anonymous
This match has led me to believe the following conclusions: John Motson and Mark Lawrenson are pricks.
>> Anonymous
>>121126
and the faggy band are playing indiana jones for some reason
>> Anonymous
>>121122
sup Dirk
>> Anonymous
>>121163

Oh piss off you american cunt, because he plays for united it doesn't make him good. He cant pass for fuck, he has no vision and his shooting is so dire he makes fucking titus bramble look like a god.

Learn about football and how it's played then maybe you can pull your arse out your idols crevice you brownnosing idiot.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
Well that just proves agai nthat USA can never win if atleast one of two thnigs happens
1. If they score the first goal
2. If we play on European soil
>> Anonymous
>>121149
hargreaves was solid today. it should be him and garreth barry starting, with ashley young on the left and bentley on the right
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
If America would've played an American style game instead of trying to play a European style game it would've been alot more interesting.
>> Anonymous
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>>121179
>> Anonymous
>>121198
>jagielka and ashton

lmao gb2 championship
>> Anonymous
>>121201

Gladly at least the championships real football not fucking faggot players like ronaldo fagging up the league.
>> Anonymous
>>121198
the only mistake in his lineup was lampard. stop bitching about your team sucking in the premier league
>> Anonymous
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>>121205
>> Anonymous
>>121201
Jags is a proven premiership player. Also wtf did Rooney do tonight?
>> Anonymous
nice match england, you were the better team, in england, where travel was short and your fans filled the stands.

nobody here really gave a shit enough to go to the game, except the players that is.

good luck in the european championship, we'll be getting all the games on espn.
>> Anonymous
>>121210
jagielka should've went down with sheffield

rooney along with gerrard and beckham made all our chances in the first half, although he started bawwwing like he always does in the second. He really needs to grow up
>> Anonymous
>>121210

Were you even watching the same game everyone else was? You're either retarded or a troll.
Actually its probably both.
>> Anonymous
new thread started for discussion

thanks for the sticky mods?

>>121225
>> Anonymous
>>121220
Ok lets rephrase, how many of his loads of chances did he score. Also what did he do in champs league final?