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Anonymous
Hey Faggots,

My name is Dirk, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever scored a goal from 2 yards off of your knee? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own teams shit players, but you all promote it to a whole new division. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Sky Sports News.

Don't be a stranger. Just scuff your best shot at me. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the right midfielder of the football team, and starter on my national team. What sports do you play, other than Fantasy Football? I also have an incredible workrate, and a banging hot striker partner (He just scored; Shit was SO 2-0) You are all faggots who should just be substituted. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>> Anonymous
God help me, but I lol'd a little.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
not bad
>> Anonymous
>Just scuff your best shot at me

OK, so that bit made me chuckle. It's still getting more and more /b/ in here, though.
>> Anonymous
If it's possible to facepalm and lol at the same time, I think I just did.
>> Anonymous
I lol'd.

And I'd hit Torres.
>> Anonymous
>>428612
Yes. I did the same.

>>428652
iknowrite? He'd make a great trap.
>> Anonymous
torres is so pretty
>> Anonymous
XD
>> Anonymous
MY EYES THEY BLEED

torres made my penis hard ;;_;
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Torres in the stands against Wigan, last week.

I'D SO HIT THAT, GODDAMN
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cont.
>> Anonymous
Torres is such a beautiful man.
>> Britannian Anonymous !4bbKDTSEQc
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>>430306
I have to say...I'd love Fernando tenderly.
>> Anonymous
If I ever went gay, It would be for Fernando Torres