File :-(, x, )
CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Well folks, It's been a fun Eastern Conference coronation.

Who else is excited for what will be one of the most hyped and (hopefully) most exciting finals in recent memory?

Oh yeah, Pens - Flyers game 4.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
nobody cares about high speed curling
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
     File :-(, x)
>>101112
>> Anonymous
RED WINGS SWEEP

dude you are kidding yourself
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>101118

It took them 6 games to beat NASHVILLE.

Get the fuck out.
>> AnalMcLooney !nETUKwkvwo
>>101122
Yeah, and Nashville was wracked with injuries. If they were as good as those fags say, it would have been a sweep. Dead Things are fucked, not like they'll beat the 33-year thing and beat the Stars.

Stars/Pens in the next round, I'm calling it now.
>> Anonymous
>>101122
have you ever been right about anything in your life?

also Red Wings > my nephew's pee wee team > six trash cans > Penguins
>> Anonymous
>>101129
you're a fucking idiot
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>101129

I've been right in every single round of this playoffs.

Are you fuckin retarded? The Pens are about to sweep their way into the Finals. Just as I predicted before the playoffs even started.
>> Frequent Tripfag !/i0R11I5yo
     File :-(, x)
>>101143
What
I do believe you thought the Caps would beat the Flyers?
>> Anonymous
>>101143
>I've never been right about anything I've ever said in every single round of this playoffs.

fix'd
>> Anonymous
Penguins might steal one game but they have no shot at all against Detroit.

They are like two or three players and a quality goaltender away from a championship.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>101167

You are right, I did think the Caps would come back and win when the series was 3-1.

The Flyers were lucky to be able to escape when they were gifted a ticky-tack penalty in OVERTIME of game 7.
>> Anonymous
>>101189
A Pengoons fan has no room to criticize ticky-tack penalties.
>> Anonymous
>>101193
I've read way too many of these "Penguins get bs calls" posts since the playoffs started.

We've gotten a couple of marginal calls, but don't even pretend the Flyers haven't been getting as many--if not more. Even STEVENS stopped crying about it.
>> Anonymous
This thread is full of fail
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>101196BAWWWWW I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

Pengoons have two scoring lines that are always protected by the refs and two goon lines that are rarely called for half the infractions they commit.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
/thread
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>101207

Oh, that one is good.
>> Anonymous
>>101204
Good players draw penalties.

Good thing Hatcher can't stop Malkin without putting his stick between his legs.

I'll take that all day.
>> Anonymous
>>101213
Too bad what he did is a legal play. learn2hockey
>> Anonymous
>>101217
Refs gave him a good bit of time to remove said stick.
>> Anonymous
Cindy is a douche
>> Anonymous
>>101223

Malkin skated over Hatcher's stick. There was no penalty.

Fuck, they even called it "hooking" because they couldn't think of anything better.

Crosby, Malkin, and Hossa get preferential treatment. All big name players do.
>> Anonymous
>>101213
You seem to be mistaking "stick between the legs" for playing the man and not the puck.

Spoilers: if a player has possession of the puck, it's legal to hit them

"Stick between the legs" as an infraction was meant to punish defenseman that use their stick as a lever to trip forecheckers or pin them to the boards.

But, hey, if Malkin had fallen because he tripped over Hatcher's stick when it was between his legs, it'd be fine. That's not what happened. The stick was inconsequential to any play Malkin could have made in light of Hatcher standing him up.
>> Anonymous
>>101266
werd.
>> Anonymous
>>101266

something about that post makes me doubt you've ever tried to skate with something between your legs
>> Anonymous
NBC NEEDS SOMETHING TO AIR SUNDAY AFTERNOON, FLYERS WILL WIN THIS GAME.
>> Anonymous
>>101368

something about that post makes me think you're making excuses for poor officiating

Also, it isn't difficult to skate with a stick between your legs. It may be difficult to make a quick turn, but even that doesn't help much when a defenseman is knocking you over.

I love how it's the people with the least grasp of a sport that always accuse others of not knowing anything.
>> Anonymous
DEAR FUCKING GOD.

WHAT IS DON CHERRY WEARING.
>> Anonymous
>>101377
i fucking lol'd at the reporter after them

"Briere moved to the wing and Richards to the center, but it's ok because they both like playing with each other"

fuck it, i still can't stop laughing
>> Anonymous
>>101368
Putting your stick between someones legs is not a penalty. If the player was to trip, than okay, whatever. Malkin didn't fall down, he just got stood up. In absolutely no way was that a hook.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
leave the flyers to me
>> Anonymous
Why do you keep posting that pic, CB? Sidney hasn't won ANY of those awards this season.
>> Anonymous
I smell a 9-0 win by Flyers. Epic intro once again by Hart.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>101143
>>101189

/facepalm
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 49+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>101143
Oh God I lol'd

Do you even read what you type?
>> Frequent Tripfag !/i0R11I5yo
>>101377
I lol'd.
Don Cherry never ceases to amaze me.

Sage only because I want to remember where this thread is.
>> Anonymous
Is it just me, or does every Penguin that gets near Hatcher go down just a little too easily?
>> Anonymous
>>101122
Did you fucking see who was in net for the first four games of that series? Did you fucking see the record of the guy replacing him SINCE those first four games?

Fuck, do you pay attention to ANYthing that goes on in any other series in the playoffs?
>> Anonymous
OH CHRIST, PHILLY DRAWS FIRST BLOOD
>> Anonymous
Fuck, where was this last week?
>> Anonymous
1-0 flyers
>> Bruinsfag
Philly is pissed.

I'll be ecstatic if they avoid the sweep.
>> Anonymous
>>101122
The Wings have always had some nagging issues with Central teams. Thankfully, last I checked, Pittsburgh wasn't a Central team.
>> Anonymous
fucking letang

no biggie, it's super early
>> Anonymous
>>101167
He also predicted that Montreal would beat Philly. Unless CB is suddenly going to contradict the incalculable amounts of shit-talk he made against the Flyers during that series.
>> Anonymous
How many shorthanded breakaways is that for Richards now?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
JOFFREY
>> Anonymous
Hey, hey, Crosby grew some balls there.

Hossa's still doing all the work, thoug.
>> Anonymous
>>101435
He predicted the Flyers wouldn't make the playoffs.
>> Anonymous
>>101437

At least 4 in this series I believe.
>> Anonymous
>>101143
Pfft, you predicted that about the Rangers too. Face it, winning 16 games in a row is unreasonable.
>> Anonymous
>>101388
lmao, filthy faggot kike
>> Bruinsfag
>>101435
He's just pissed they beat the Capitals.
>> Anonymous
So....Malkin trips Briere, and there is no call, but Gonchar touches him, and there is a call. Something isn't right...
>> Anonymous
FUCKING ZEBRA

GET OUT OF THE WAY
>> Anonymous
>>101443
Oh yeah, he also predicted that Pitts was going to rape the everloving shit out of Philly in the last game of the season, didn't he?
>> Anonymous
2-0
>> Anonymous
BRIERE FOR A CASE OF TASTEYKAKES
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
2-0
>> Anonymous
>>101396

looks like it
>> Anonymous
Philly is picking exactly the WRONG time to rebound, lol
>> Anonymous
game 5 on its way
>> Anonymous
Aw shit, two goal lead.

Their gonna sweep us, aren't they?
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 49+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>101461
It's like we are doing the series in REVERSE!
>> Anonymous
QUALITY DEFENSE BY SUPERSTAR BLUELINER HAL GILL
>> Anonymous
>>101461

Yeah, I know right? Where the fuck was this energy in game 3?
>> Anonymous
>>101465

I <3 you.
>> Anonymous
>>101465
stand in front of the guy and do nothing technique fails yet again.
>> Anonymous
>>101466

Still trying to figure out what the fuck to do without Timonen and Coburn.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
I'm totally not worried.

2 goal leads are nothing.

Ask the Rangers what happened to a 3 goal lead.
>> Anonymous
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO ZOOM!?!?!?!?!?!
>> Anonymous
lol 2-0
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>101464
Please, continue this. Fight as hard as you possibly can against these guys. Drag it to six, seven games. Fuck, if by the third period all hope is finished bring back the Broad Street Bullies and get Crosby and Malkin carried out on stretchers. We'll clean up the mess on your behalf.
>> Bruinsfag
I'm lawling so hard.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>101438
JOFFREY?!
>> Anonymous
/r/inh stream.
>> Anonymous
>>101465
As a Leaffag, I NEVER thought I would see a worse defenceman than Aki Berg. Then the Leafs signd Hal Gill...
>> Anonymous
What was the penalty?
>> Anonymous
as a Flyersfag, I'll say that was a bad call. Bout damn time.
>> Anonymous
>>101123
Those injures were only factors in the last two games of that series. Remind me what happened in games 5-6 again?

You're obviously a Nashville fan. Your sheer unadulterated idiocy lines up perfectly with a hockey 'fanbase' that cares more about hits than goals.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Weak dick clipping call?

I haven't seen one of those since Kasparaitis was a Pen.
>> Anonymous
>>101422
I don't think you realize how much CB faps at the thought of Crosby and the Faguins. He just automatically assumes "LOLOL DETROIT LOST 2 GAMES TO NASHVILLE WITH WHOEVER THEIR GOALIE IS BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN WHAT ELSE THEY'VE DONE AFTER THAT THEY SUCK COCKS PENS ARE SO COOLOLOLOLOL" and resumes fapping to penguins pics
>> Anonymous
33 years.
>> Anonymous
should be a 5 on 3 here
>> Anonymous
>>101485

I didn't even know you could clip in hockey.
>> Anonymous
EVERYONE INTO THE PENALTY BOX
>> Anonymous
The box looks a bit cramped.
>> Anonymous
>>101489

ya, it just rarely happens.

And this is another reason why Versus is a fucking piece of shit. Big scrum happening and they go to the fucking studio. What a crock of shit.
>> Anonymous
Why isn't Gill in the box?
>> Anonymous
CROSBY SUCKS

CROSBY SUCKS

CROSBY SUCKS

CROSBY SUCKS

CROSBY SUCKS
>> Anonymous
Bullshit.
>> Anonymous
Briere, why are you so tiny?
>> Bruinsfag
>>101480
Gill is a bit of a goon, but I still think he's better than say Brashear.
>> Anonymous
Periods like this is why I think Fleury is too inconsistant to get a Cup against a team like Detroit. Fuck, even against the piss-poor Senators he's leaked in goals in streaks like this. That's downright deadly when facing up against a defense as stifling as the Wings.
>> Anonymous
Flyers' d-men are still passing in front of their own net.

It's like Coburn never left.
>> Anonymous
Dear CapitalistBastard,

33 years.

Love, Anon.
>> Bruinsfag
>>101501
Be happy, at least he's better than Tim Thomas.
>> Anonymous
>>101485
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>101500

Brashear is a forward...
>> AnalMcLooney !nETUKwkvwo
>>101493
That's what I said when I met your mother.

>>101484
WRONG. Fag.
>> Anonymous
>>101486
It wasn't even CB. Fuck, at least CB can recognize that the Wings have the ability to give the Pens a challenge. This guy is the butthurt Starsfag to end all butthurt Starsfags.
>> Anonymous
>>101509

He's still goonish. Although I must say he can have an amazing burst of speed sometimes. Was always surprised when he used to be a Flyer.
>> Anonymous
I don't like Megadeath.

How should I feel?
>> Anonymous
>>101510
oh wow, a 'your mom' line? You're a TERRIBLE troll.
>> Anonymous
Should I feel bad that I'm wearing a LeClair Flyers sweater after hearing about that action figure?
>> Anonymous
Dear god, the nuclear genetically-engineered supermen Penguins are playing on their heels a little bit.
>> Anonymous
>>101518
Feel bad that he ended his career in Pittsburgh
>> Bruinsfag
>>101509
I was just going by the whole goon factor. That's more or less all Brashear exists for.

I'll never forget little Shawn Thornton going blow for blow with him, one of my favorite recent NHL fights.
>> AnalMcLooney !nETUKwkvwo
     File :-(, x)
ORANGE CRUSH EM.

ARRRRHRHHRHHGHGH
>> Anonymous
pp
>> AnalMcLooney !nETUKwkvwo
>>101517
You're a terrible FAG.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>101522

I do.
>> Anonymous
>>101517
That's not what your mom said.
>> Anonymous
>>101515

Hmm, I tend to think that a goonish defenseman is less useful than a goonish forward. Forwards tend to have less responsibility and more time foor OLD TIME HOCKEY.

Also, Wachovia loev Rammstein.
>> Anonymous
>>101526
Fail.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Pittsburgh has a NIGGER on their team? The pure Aryan Red Wings are going to rape them.
>> Anonymous
GET CARTER
3-0
>> Anonymous
ahahhahahhaha
>> Anonymous
33 years.
>> Anonymous
ZOMG I KNOW JEFF CARTER!
>> Bruinsfag
>>101531
It depends on the team they're on/playing.

Btw 3-0 FLYERS


I GOT MY ORANGE CRUSH
>> AnalMcLooney !nETUKwkvwo
Go Flyers. Orange crush that fruit patrol.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 49+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
lulz
>> Anonymous
And thus, we learn the advantages of being on the Power Play for the majority of a period.
>> Anonymous
3-0 wow.
>> Anonymous
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS NOW, PHILLY?!

As a Wingsfag I'm laughing so goddamn hard at this period. Even if Pittsburgh wins this game this is showing how inconsistent Pitts' defense/goalie can be. Wings are going to eat this team's blue line for breakfast if the fucking FLYERS are able to demonstrate some dominance against them.
>> Anonymous
Crosby whining
>> AnalMcLooney !nETUKwkvwo
>>101545
Wings are going to choke like your mom on my dick. It's inevitable, look what happened against Nashville.
>> Anonymous
CROSBY SUCKS.

CROSBY SUCKS.

CROSBY SUCKS.

CROSBY SUCKS.

CROSBY SUCKS.

CROSBY SUCKS.
>> Anonymous
>>101546
Another day at the office
>> Anonymous
>>101540
THATS WUT YOR MOM SED LOLOLOLOL
>> Anonymous
>>101540

True, goons don't work very well against skating teams, but I still don't like goonish defensemen in any situation.
>> Anonymous
>>101548
You mean when they WON?

Are you capable of even the most basic of math?
>> Anonymous
>>101471

What say you now, tripfaggot?
>> Anonymous
incoming crying session about how those goals were "garbage" or "Lucky bounces" and whatever else the broken record is gonna say.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>101545

The Pens are playing are very undisciplined game.
>> Anonymous
>>101548
wings won?
>> Anonymous
>>101556
33 years.
>> Anonymous
>>101548
They won 4 games and Nashville won 2?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>101548
>look what happened against Nashville

You mean when they fucking won that series? With 2/3ds of it played with a weak goalie?
>> Anonymous
>>101548
nashville won?
>> Anonymous
>>101556

The Penguins look exactly like they did the first two games.
>> AnalMcLooney !nETUKwkvwo
>>101553
>>101557
>>101560
NOPE. The refs in Detroit handed the games to Detroit on a silver platter. In Nashville, the refs weren't biased and allowed a normal, fair hockey game, and Detroit got thrashed each time.

Detroit can't win unless the team they're playing is depleted and have the refs paid off. It's true, you know it, so cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>101569

They have 10 PIM through 1 period.

No.
>> Anonymous
OH SWEET, IT'S THAT 'DRINK GATORADE AND YOU TOO CAN SCORE ON TOSKALA' AD!

OH CHRIST, DON CHERRY'S SUIT!
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCK PINK
>> Bruinsfag
>>101556
I think it's more or less the Flyers playing like they should have been this series.

They picked a shitty time to settle in though.
>> Anonymous
Cherry is a damn genius.
>> Anonymous
>>101571

Oh, so you don't like how it feels to have ticky-tack calls piled on you at the beginning of the game?

MAYBE THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET, TRIPFAG

Also, lol Versus was talking shit about Philly's power play before the game.
>> Anonymous
>>101570
Did you even WATCH game 4? Conspiracyfags are worthless in and of themselves but if you're saying the Wings 'paid off' the refs with a goal like that disallowed you're fucking insane.
>> Anonymous
>>101570
Game 6 was in Nashville :3
>> Anonymous
>>101572

You'd think that they could have picked a better goalie than Toskala. Or a better team, anyone can make the fucking Leafs look silly.
>> Anonymous
33 years
>> Anonymous
33 years.
>> Anonymous
>>101570
>In Nashville, the refs weren't biased and allowed a normal, fair hockey game

You mean like when Detroit shut out Nashville? IN NASHVILLE?
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>101577

I'm not complaining about the refs. If you put yourself in position to be called than you have to be prepared to kill the penalty.

The Flyers are playing for pride in front of their fans. I expected a lot of energy in the first period.

The first 5 minutes of the second period will reveal the course of the rest of the game.
>> Anonymous
>>101574

No, the Flyers are a shit team because they have to play as a team to win and can't lean on the super-stars they don't have to carry them.

Oh, and losing your top defensive pair is meaningless. What kind of excuse is that?
>> Anonymous
lol @ Brooks Orpik getting a penalty for looking at Thoresen.
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 49+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
     File :-(, x)
>>101590
>Oh, and losing your top defensive pair is meaningless. What kind of excuse is that?

LOL

WHY DON'T YOU CHOP OFF SOMEONE'S LEGS AND SEE HOW WELL THEY STAND
>> Anonymous
>>101588The first 5 minutes of the second period will reveal the course of the rest of the game

I doubt it. Flyers' presence in the Second or Third can be night-and-day. But if they sit back, they'll probably lose this lead.
>> Anonymous
>>101595

IT WAS SARCASM
>> Anonymous
>>101599
Especially with the weak defense they have right now. They have to keep pouring it on non-stop.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 49+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
     File :-(, x)
>>101601
I CAN'T DETECT SARCASM ON THE INTERNETS
>> Anonymous
lol @ 33 years fags spamming this shit

it's not happening to the wings, and it's not gonna happen to the penguins

sorry your team is too busy golfing right now
>> Bruinsfag
>>101601
Noticeably.

I really have no idea why I'm pulling for Philly this series. They put our top player out of commission.

Oh well, anything is better than Cindy Crosby.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>101580
Can't believe noone's posted this yet...

animooted
>> Anonymous
Umberger really wants to sit in the box for hooking, doesn't he?
>> AnalMcLooney !nETUKwkvwo
>>101613
Haha. More like Toskalol.

>>101606
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>> Anonymous
You can hand-pass in your own zone?

Is that new?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Bruinsfag
     File :-(, x)
They're at it again.

Never seen a team mimic it's mascot so admirably.
>> Anonymous
The hell happened there
>> Anonymous
>>101620

You could always pass the puck with your hand in your own zone, it's when it is in the Neutral zone or the offensive zone is when it's whistled down.
>> Anonymous
lmao, Malone upright-turtles against Upshall
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>101620

facepalm.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>101626
Sorry, Sykora not Malone
>> Anonymous
33 years
>> Anonymous
Fleury just saved the game.
>> Anonymous
>>101588
ur 5 mins are up
>> Anonymous
>>101588
YEP, PITTSBURGH SURE ARE SKATING CIRCLES AROUND PHILLY IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia(Has Told People to Kill Themselves 49+ Times) !!CF3BKIiUIDY
>>101635
I KNOW RIGHT?
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Monster save by Fluery.

Malone isn't giving up.
>> Anonymous
>>101639
Reminded me of that flying-kick save by Turco in OT of SJ-Dallas game 6
>> Anonymous
God damn it is Parent ever nervous in his own end
>> Anonymous
33 years.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Looks like the Pens are going with a Hossa, Crosby and Malkin line.

...
>> Anonymous
That pass took a lot of trust.
>> Anonymous
>>101643
33 years
>> Anonymous
>>101643
lol, all the eggs in one basket
>> Anonymous
Prospal pulling a Crosby play, but taking a shot in the mouth for his efforts.


Pens are getting dirty now.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, Philly's pushing the Pens to the wall here.
>> Anonymous
>>101643
That seems desperate.

Roberts' line can put the Pens back into this, and they're big enough to match up against most of Philly's lines.
>> Anonymous
Prospal is trying to prove himself.
>> Anonymous
>>101651
lol....
>> Anonymous
>>101653

Stevens basically singled Briere and Prospal out by splitting up their line. Briere already scored, so now it's Prospal's turn.
>> Anonymous
>>101651
lol'd. and isn't Roberts...you know....not playing?
>> Anonymous
>>101650
yes, the Flyers' insurmountable 3-0 series lead certainly spells doom
>> Anonymous
Lookin kind 1970's there, Jim Dowd.
>> Anonymous
>>101657
I'm talking in single-game terms here you dumbfuck
>> Anonymous
>>101656
I think he fucked up an ankle/finger or something, I dunno. If he was there, we'd know it, because he would be beating the living shit out every person on the ice.
>> Anonymous
I will rage if either ref calls a slash after this long.
>> Anonymous
Turned into a rugby match.
>> Anonymous
>>101660
lol'd again. He has pneumonia
>> Anonymous
Crosby's trying, I'll give him that much.
>> Anonymous
Biron is wall tonight.
>> Anonymous
Looks at the pubes on Crosby's face.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Lines are back to normal, just in time for Dupuis to get a glorious scoring chance and shooting in right into the gut of Biron.

Damn it.
>> Anonymous
>>101666Flyers are a wall tonight

Fix'd
>> Anonymous
33 years
>> Anonymous
33 Years.
>> Anonymous
Dear Versus,

I don't need you to remind me this is a "Pennsylvania Cold War" , I was aware of that BEFORE THE SERIES STARTED.
>> Anonymous
Malkin being scared and almost giving it up again with a hurried pass
>> Anonymous
>>101667
"Hey Crosby, maybe you should try growing a beard during the playoffs for good lu- oooooh. You are. Haha, oh wow."
>> Anonymous
>>101673
The guy gets scared as shit on breakaways ffs. He's slow as fucking molasses.
>> Anonymous
>>101672
Yeah. "Why did Dallas win"?

GOOD GOALTENDING AND BASE GAME.

Not to mention Bettman pressuring the refs so he'd have something to show on NBC because he's a greedy basketball headed kike.
>> Anonymous
>>101673
how scared is Malkin when he just cut through the middle with three Flyers around him?
>> Anonymous
BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT
>> Anonymous
>Pennsylvania Cold War

Flyers dominate the Mid-Atlantic until the Penguins get a few super-weapons, tries to rattle the division, but ultimately stretches itself too thin before losing those weapons to free-agency and leaving the Flyers still contending every year?
>> Anonymous
And the turning point
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Turning point of the game.

Pens need a goal here.
>> Anonymous
How many times has Carter sat for tripping these play-offs?
>> Anonymous
>>101672
Meanwhile a family in Georgia goes "Uhrrr, what's a cold war?"
>> Anonymous
>>101687
No one in Georgia is watching this.
>> Anonymous
>>101689
haha, oh right
>> Anonymous
>>101689

Exactly?
>> Anonymous
caster nearly orgasmed when he described Crosby collecting the puck for 0.2 seconds near the slot then.
>> Anonymous
Oh, Crosby, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
>> Anonymous
lol @ crosby trying to be tough
>> Anonymous
>>101693
No, his Mother hates him.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
This verses announcer is a fucking retard.

Crosby simply lost the handle on the puck.
>> Anonymous
>>101693
"That was such a poopy move!"
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck Biron
>> Anonymous
>>101696
>This verses announcer is a fucking retard.

THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
>> Anonymous
Nice Powerplay Goal CB.
>> Anonymous
>>101683
>>101682
That 'turning point' was more of a slight list
>> Anonymous
>>101696
>>101699
Try listening to Bob Cole and his faggoty co-host

And penalty killed
>> Anonymous
33 Years.
>> Anonymous
>>101693
>Oh, Crosby, do you SUCK BETTMAN'S JEW PENIS with that mouth?

Fixed
>> Anonymous
Biron, you're brilliant and foolish in the span of a minute.
>> Anonymous
>>101702
I use CBC's broadcasts, I'm well-versed in Bob Cole's faggotry but NOTHING surpasses VS
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
powerplay
>> Anonymous
lol, oh sykora
>> Anonymous
i dont get the 33 reference...?
>> Anonymous
One more before the period ends
>> Anonymous
Why didn't Briere dive? I thought Briere was an expert swimmer?
>> Anonymous
>>101713
supposedly every 33 years a team down 3-0 in a series has come back to win it 4-3. If history counts for anything Philly has the advantage of doing it over Dallas, it's never happened in the West.
>> Anonymous
>>101713

Two teams have come back from 0-3 holes. They occured 33 years apart from each other.

It's been 33 years since it last happened.
>> Anonymous
>>101720
>>101718
Also been 33 years since Philly's last cup, has it not?

Coincidence?
>> Anonymous
>>101718
>>101720
ahh thanks.

as much as id like that to happen, it wont lol.
>> Anonymous
>>101720

And it's been 33 years since the Flyers won the cup. :o
>> Anonymous
>>101713
also 33 years since Flowers fans have had anything to brag about
>> Anonymous
>>101720
In addition, this would be the third time it would happen, hypothetically. 33 + 33 + 33 = 99, there are two digits in that number- II

99
II
9
II
9II
9/11
>> Anonymous
>>101724
lol, even if you DO pull off four wins in a row the Wings will absolutely rape you.
>> Anonymous
33 years
>> Anonymous
>>101731

And that's what they said about the Penguins.
>> Anonymous
>>101729
o_O
>> Anonymous
>>101729
So... if the Flyers pull it off, we'll know that it was THEM who did 9/11?
>> Anonymous
>>101735
Nah, only Yankee's fly planes into buildings
>> Anonymous
>>101733
True. The Wings will rape the Penguins too. It dosen't matter who comes out on top
>> Anonymous
>>101735

Flyers, Airplanes, Philly/New York rivalry

But, I'm not saying anything...
>> Anonymous
Max bumps
>> Anonymous
>>101736

inb4 that picture of Corey Lidel and AAAAAAAGGGGGGGG
>> Anonymous
To get a cool cheap pack of ... fags.
>> Anonymous
CB make a new thread. Your predictions are always outstanding
>> Anonymous
>>101738
I didn't even think of the whole Flyer thing. I just figured Hextall walked between the towers and beat the shit out of them for cramping his space.
>> Anonymous
>>101744
HIOOOOOO!
>> Anonymous
>>101744

Hextall did Oklahoma City
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>101744

I lol'd.

If only I could find the picture of bloodied Hextall. I could've sworn I saved it.
>> Anonymous
Lol, P.J. Stock
>> Anonymous
Epic mic holder
>> Anonymous
Did someone screencap that?!?! I mean I would if I had a program to do it.
>> Anonymous
The funny thing about the Orange Crush is that it makes the seats look empty.
>> Anonymous
33 Years.
>> Anonymous
They need to stop it with the fucking puns...
>> Anonymous
You need a screencap?
>> Anonymous
Where the fuck is the call there.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
FUCK YEAH.
>> Anonymous
What a fluke goal
>> Anonymous
>>101778
To little to late.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>101781

There are over 16 minutes left.
>> Anonymous
So no call on Whitney punching Upshall in the back of the head right in front of the ref leads to a penguins gaol
>> Anonymous
>>101782
33 Years.
>> Anonymous
33 years
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
The Flyers are trying to sit on this lead.

So stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>101790

They actually aren't. If they were, it'd be 3-3 already.
>> Anonymous
>>101790
lol?
>> Anonymous
The Penguins think they still have a chance.


So stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>101794
*facepalm*
>> Anonymous
Look a Fagsby cry.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>101792

More like Biron is playing an outstanding game.
>> Anonymous
>>101798
Why do people always say shit like that? "Oh, Biron's just doing an amazing job" "Oh, Osgood is only good because of the Wings' defense" What fucking difference does it make WHY? A 3-1 game is a 3-1 game regardless of whatever extraneous reason is dropped onto it.
>> Anonymous
Staal wants a goal like Bettman wants Crosby's cock.
>> Anonymous
>>101804
Is he already back from that funeral? I thought he was going to be scratched for this game because of it.
>> Anonymous
>>101798
Did YOU seriously just praise Biron?

Flyers are starting to throw random passes up the middle instead of dumping it in. Not good.
>> Anonymous
Delicious replay reel of Smith schooling Crosby all game long.
>> Anonymous
Great no look pass Crosby
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
JORDAN STAAL!
>> Anonymous
To little to late.
>> Anonymous
oh lord, Philly
>> Anonymous
3-2
>> Anonymous
Goddamn, Richards doesn't finish his check and Parent backs off his man.

Fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>101804
He's the only one
>> Anonymous
>>101818

>I WANT JORDAN STAALS COCK IN MY MOUTH
>> Anonymous
Time for Umberger to get one
>> Anonymous
33 Years.
>> Anonymous
>>101825

He's earning it, fella.
>> Anonymous
>>101829

I'm not your fella, friend
>> Anonymous
Am having a heart attack
>> Anonymous
>>101841

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
HHHHHHNNNNNGGGHHHGHGHGH
>> Anonymous
STAY ON YOUR FUCKING FEET
>> Anonymous
too little, too late
>> Bruinsfag
ORANGEE CRUSHHHHHHHHH
>> Anonymous
inb4 cb BAAWWWING
>> Anonymous
pens are so fuckin whiny, everytime they get checked with a big clean hit they want to start a fight. wait till they fuckin face Kronwall.
>> Anonymous
I wonder if Staal woke up.
>> Anonymous
Finally the Battle of the Pacifist Quakers is getting aggressive.
>> Anonymous
A Philly fan threw an Octopi on the ice?
Did they already forget 1998?
>> Anonymous
I hope the flyers bring this series out and wear the pens right the fuck out. I wanna see them lay out some more crosby and malone, those fags
>> Anonymous
>>101882

I thought it was the '97 playoffs but at any rate, Damn you!

Also I think they're just getting them ready for the Wings.
>> Anonymous
33 years