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Oh good god, even faggots have a chance with SJ.
>> Anonymous
She doesn't look quite right in a dress. Might have something to do with those giant biceps and shoulders.
>> Anonymous
>>284470
everytime i see her in the pic standing next to michael phelps it always looks like shes the real life girl version of gohan and at any moment BAM! SSSJ1
>> Anonymous
This pencil-neck clearly wouldn't survive the experience.

Only Phelps would...
>> Anonymous
>>284470
yeah, but think about the awesome hand jobs she must give
>> Anonymous
>>284519yeah, but think about the awesome foot jobs she must give

fixed for what really happens behind closed doors
>> Anonymous
o lawd

she could probably lift him up
>> Anonymous
oh man

that body is a BIG TURN OFF
>> Anonymous
Jews taking over
>> Anonymous
He really needs to shave that pubic hair off his head.
>> Anonymous
>>284531
personally, i'm more interested in the quality of the cunt jobs she gives
>> Anonymous
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>>284590

yeah, keep the tight curly ones in your pants yo
>> Anonymous
>>284591
I prefer butt jobs. or blowjobs.
>> Anonymous
Looks like an uglier Justine Timberlake.
>> Anonymous
>>284613
nose jobs are particularly enjoyable too

you haven't known tight until you've fucked a nostril
>> Anonymous
The best thing about dating Shawn Johnson isn't fucking her, it's showing everybody online I did.
>> Anonymous
>>284497
>> Anonymous
GINGERKID's HAVE NO SOUL!
KILL IT WITH FIRE NAUW
>> Anonymous
>>284447

Bastard, get your dirty fucking hands off of her.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
reminds of that episode of Family guy/simpsons where Lois/Marge got all buff and went crazy.
>> Anonymous
what the fuck is with all the wanking on this girl. I mean she's medicore at best.
>> Anonymous
>>286285
>medicore at best.

Good enough.
>> Anonymous
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>>286285
wanking?

we have a different standard of women in the United States
>> Anonymous
USA WON FIFA
>> Anonymous
>>286313

Wait since when is south africa britain?

Yes america please look before typing, enjoy your orange man troll when we have millions of attractive women here as opposed to some muscular garden gnome that you all seem to wank over.

Good day pip pip!
>> Anonymous
18-1
>> Anonymous
>>286331

Millions? Millions you say?

You have a population of, let's say, 50 million. Less than half of which are female. 80% of your population is black, which instantly disqualifies your retarded statement.
>> Anonymous
>>286341

Oh shit my bad I don't understand buthurt 13 year olds.
>> Anonymous
lol her shoulders
In fact she's ugly as hell
>> Anonymous
>>286347

I'd say there's, at most, looking at the demographics, 2 million white women in your country. That's not alot to go around, and we all know black guys prefer white meat, too.
>> Anonymous
get a life, all of you.http://www.google.com/codesearch?q=%E2%80%AB%E2%80%AC%E2%80%AD%E2%80%AE%E2%80%AA%E2%80%AB%E2%80%
AC%E2%80%AD%E2%80%AE
>> Anonymous
>>286355

Wow americans and their "lack of" knowledge of the world.

In england there's 3 areas full of coons and blacks. The midlands, london and manchester.

England is white, it always has been and sure as hell has sexier women that amerifat, I've been about 10 states in america and each had fat bloated women covered in make up usually with 20 kids and a black lover.

Now shut up whilst the educated speak.
>> Anonymous
It seems that all of the girls I have crushes on like to date faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>286364

nice teeth bro lmao
>> Anonymous
>>286365
well you know the saying. you try to find a girl thats a bit like your mom.
>> Anonymous
>>286364
I think he was talking about South Africa.
>> Anonymous
>>286367

Put it this way, teeth are fixable whereas years of inbreeding and creationist theory isn't.

I love my fucked up mangled teeth, you can keep your gills and back breasts.
>> Anonymous
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>>286372

butthurt britfag is butthurt
how's it feel getting your ass kicked by a former colony
>> Anonymous
>>286370
Are you calling my dad a faggot?
>> Anonymous
>>286372
hey my teeth are straight and i believe in evolution 99%. I leave 1% for doubt in case something happens like god comes out of some clouds some where and is all like "gotcha bitches"
>> Anonymous
>>286381

What's it feel like knowing you where someones bitch and it being a part of your history?

OH LAWD I LOVE YOU FAGS!
>> Anonymous
>>286371

I was indeed talking about South Africa.
>> Anonymous
>>286388
Yet the two idiots with double digit IQs still started a fight.
>> Anonymous
>>286364

Way to prove your intelligence.

I was referring to the gentleman from South Africa.

Speak only when spoken too, please.
>> Anonymous
>>286385

Wow what a surprise i'm exactly the same but seeing as americans are retards that isn't possible due to your stereotyping of the british.
>> The English are gay. Anonymous
I wouldn't expect the English to find Shawn Johnson attractive, or any girl for that matter.
>> Anonymous
>>286393

ITT: The most butthurt Englishman alive.
>> Anonymous
>>286387
probably better than it feels to have being our bitch a part of your present
>> Anonymous
>>286394

Many lulz were had, anon. Well played.
>> Anonymous
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>>286387

idk you tell me, america has been making you her bitch for decades

hurr you go enjoy a cat
>> Anonymous
LOL better to be butthurt than a retard.
>> Anonymous
>>286408

And you've done so much to prove your intelligence.
>> Anonymous
>>286412
UKbutthurt dude manages to be butthurt and a retard
>> Anonymous
>>286412

I sure have, you took my bait and showed how easily you can be trolled.

I laugh at you all.
>> Anonymous
>>286423
(as tears run down your pitted cheeks into your black, gnarled teeth)
>> Anonymous
>>286421

I think you had the sides a LITTLE confused.

>>286412

Is American.
>> Anonymous
>>286430

truth hurts doesn't it? trolling 101.
>> Anonymous
>>286423

THIS JUST IN: ENGLAND HAS WON THE /sp/ GOLD MEDAL IN THE MEN'S BACKPEDALLING, NARROWLY ROBBING IT FROM CHINA, WHO WAS INSISTING HE KEXIAN WAS A 60-YEAR-OLD GERIATRIC.
>> Anonymous
>>286441

America wins another gold medal in hypocricy!
>> Anonymous
>>286441

Too bad they're still third in gold medals. Which is the same thing as last.
>> Anonymous
>>286450

I haven't seen any American backpedalling here...

So you also win the gold in schizophrenia.
>> Anonymous
>>286450
>Im a giant faggot

good luck with that.
>> Anonymous
britfags = ugly teeth, americans = arrogant retards, norwegians = godlike.
there. now go back to whatever you were doing, let this thread wither and die, we are done here.
>> Anonymous
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>>286455
>> Anonymous
>>286453

It's better than adjusting to winning at something for the first time..... Oh america the rookie!
>> Anonymous
>>286459

I agree with this but except norweigan isn't godlike its just where the good music comes from.
>> Anonymous
>>286459

HA! I'm first-generation American, straight out of Norway. So I'm a godlike arrogant retard.

Pretty much par for the course for religion anyway.
>> Anonymous
The only thing Norwegians are good at is incest.
>> Anonymous
>>286468
wat
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
who is this guy
>> Anonymous
I can't tell if she's a midget or if he's freakishly tall.
>> Anonymous
>>286517
The Defiler.
>> Anonymous
>>286524
she's had too much american beef
>> Anonymous
One thing is true, she's stronger than him
>> Anonymous
>>286468
and racewalking
>>286459
I went to Norway, I found this to be true.
>> Anonymous
>>286364


Well, lets assume she's not wearing heels.

She's 4'9 and the very top of her head seems to make it up 3/4 his pencilneck. Average face is about 9 inches long, plus the length of the rest of his neck(let's say 1/2 inch) 4'9 + 9 1/2 inches= 5'6 1/2 roughly.

If she is wearing heels (Which I doubt because I don't remember her wearing in the picture where he's carrying her.

But if she is, he's 5'9 and 1/2.

TL; DR: He's a short jewfaggot.
>> Anonymous
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>>286698
ALRIGHT!! I HAVE A CHANCE!
>> Anonymous
hes too tall for her
>> Anonymous
that man just fell down a flight of stairs in to friends zone
>> Anonymous
>>286733
you know she'll end up with some like chav/guido/abercrombified douchebag if she isn't already. But then again with what she's said is her training schedule I'm not sure she could date well seeing as nobody would ever see her.
>> Anonymous
>>286698
If she was wearing Heels she probably just took them off.
>> Anonymous
>>286733
Shawn doesn't look like the type who would just sleep around or w/e.

But what do I know I'm on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
wtf is with 4chanarchive. They must have a hard on for brett farve. Some stupid ass thread 10 posts long about brett farve gets archived but a 200 post thread about shawn johnson doesn't. Dumb as hell.
>> Anonymous
>>286698
She was wearing high heels. I don't feel like looking for the picture, but it's around.
>> Anonymous
Jewfro is not her bf, never was
>> Anonymous
So she dates Danny Noonan.. big deal. He is a good guy and a heck of a caddy.
>> Anonymous
wow she's ugly.
>> Anonymous
>>286875
fuck you
>> Anonymous
her shoulders creep me out
>> Anonymous
>>286875

she looks so awkward in that picture, and the man arms certainly don't help.

do not want
>> Anonymous
>>286885

You'll never have sex with her and she is off fucking some jewfro, how does this make you feel?
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>> Anonymous
>>286864
Lol'd

Also, http://sgtcaboose.com/shawn_i_love_you/

Obligatory
>> Anonymous
Wanna know why he has a chance with her? [spoiler]He's rich[/spoiler]
>> Anonymous
>>286908

*gasps* A rich jew? GTFO!
>> Anonymous
>>286904
>>http://sgtcaboose.com/shawn_i_love_you/

http://sgtcaboose.com/shawn_i_love_you/Stalker_Material/

LOL @ creepy shit. Everything some anon needs.
>> Anonymous
>>286739
I actually agree with you. She seems mostly like she's just too busy being obsessed with gymnastics to live a normal life.

I've always had a feeling that Alicia was a total slut though, and that Nastia's just... normal.
>> Anonymous
>>286904
jesus christ
>> Anonymous
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Hey what's going on in here
>> Anonymous
>>286459
Norway more like Snoreway.
>> Anonymous
>>286468
That's the British again.
>> Anonymous
She looks like a little dude wearing a dress. Fucking V shape and everything.
>> Anonymous
>>286441
America doesn't rate golds. They count 'em the same as loser medals..
>> Anonymous
>>286928

Same. SJ seems like a busy person and to focused on training, shes probably nice. Alicia is DEFIANTLY a slut, no fucking doubt about it, she probably fucked up the routine cause she got dicked the night before and then screwed around after that to make her feel better.
>> Anonymous
>>286991
what?
>> Anonymous
hey british faggot ley me put my DICK in your mouth so you can SHUT the FUCK up
>> Anonymous
who wants to bet she put on a strap-on and fucked that dude anally after the prom?
>> Anonymous
>>287103
someone should write a fanfic of this.
>> Anonymous
>>287004
she fucked up due to a sore ass.
>> Anonymous
>>286928
>Nastia's just... normal.
Nastia is probably a slut too.
>> Anonymous
>>287103
I'd fucking go ass to mouth on myself if Shawn Johnson was the one doing it to me.
>> Anonymous
>>287143
Nah. She just doesn't look like she has it in her.
>> Anonymous
>>287152
She's Russian therefore she is a slut.
>> Anonymous
>>287525
well, there was a guy last night who wanted to pee on her. he thought she'd enjoy it. god we're a fucked up bunch.
>> Anonymous
I want to have consensual sex with Nastia, preferably in the missionary position.