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Kuroda Samurai Pizza Kats vs. Victorino Angry Men Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
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7-1 Dodgers.
>> Anonymous
Holy freaking crap first post in a Dwight thread?

I predict Martin hits one 400 ft into the stands before this game is over
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Kuroda is on fire.
>> Anonymous
>>400767
suck his dick moar
>> Anonymous
New thread? I'll repeat then...

FUCK JOE BUCK
>> Anonymous
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Oh, look. It's another one of Dwight's delightful Dodger-threads, initiated with his trademark MSpaint Dodger-face.

^_^
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
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>>400772
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>400776

Your 'A' in 'LA' is fucked up.

Fix it.

It would look better.
>> Anonymous
This series rides on whoever can get a road win. Unless no one does, then it's the Phillies obviously.
>> Anonymous
Someone post the picture of Kuroda as a pimp, 'cause his pimp hand is laying the smackdown the Phillies tonight
>> Anonymous
>>400783
More brawls nao
>> Anonymous
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Los Angeles is not a sports city.

There are no real fans in LA.

Fuck you.
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
sure smells like butthurt ECW fags here
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFF
Fags stop doing the wave you're making us look bad
>> Anonymous
LOL'd at subject line

Keep bringin' the happy face for the NLCS
>> Anonymous
weak wave was weak
>> Anonymous
fuck your insecurities. we'll root the way we want.
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>400792

Kuroda is awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>400788
Enjoy your earthquakes and fires, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>400792

That's beautiful. What is that, velvet?
>> Anonymous
Shut the fuck up Buck, you don't even deserve to talk about Vinny
>> Anonymous
Greatest broadcaster of all time.
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Wow, Kemp can hit...and run...but his running smarts are...eh.
>> RaiderNation !TuYlzTLWYc
>>400800
I don't live in California. Cry moar Philicunt.
>> Anonymous
Ugh I guess my Phillies just can't win without showing stock footage of cheesesteaks and Bon Jovi before the game...
>> Anonymous
>>400808
He think he was safe but his Bison mass carried him past the bag lol
>> Anonymous
>>400810
You may have some redeeming qualities yet.
>> Anonymous
how does i read pitcher's kick so i know when to steal?
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
I wonder if Kuroda strikes him out, he'll pump his fist and tell Victorino to quietly sit down.
>> Anonymous
Fuck these fans... you boo Victorino because you unsuccessfully tried to peg him?

fags
>> Anonymous
Hahaha listen to the LA faggots trying to boo Victorino. SOunds more like "BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
>> Anonymous
WELP, GOOD GAME I S'POSE.

NIGHT, DODGER-FAGGOTS.
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Kuroda is such a good guy.
>> Anonymous
>>400792
FUCKKEN SAVED
>> Anonymous
>>400792

He needs a Yen sign for his chain

Pimpin' Ain't Easy
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
I don't want to call this game over, but the Phillies seem kinda bleh.

Like they don't care if they lose.
>> Anonymous
Woooo Chase just sexed that ball into the left field corner
>> Anonymous
>>400810


Fitting you're a bandwagon faggot.

Best thing about being a Philadelphia fan is that we don't have shit like you.
>> Anonymous
So it's official, D-Lowe going for Game 4 tomorrow?

and lets get Kuroda out of there now, JOE CALL THE CORY WADE HOTLINE
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Oh Kuroda.

Time to stop this.
>> Anonymous
PAT MOTHERFUCKING BURRELL
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
7-2.

Still, great game by Kuroda.
>> Anonymous
Let the lulz begin
>> Anonymous
THE LARGEST CROWD IN THE HISTORY OF DODGER STADIUM?

wowwwww
>> Anonymous
It's not over yet, faggots. I'm not saying the Phillies will win, but you can't spell FAIL without LA.
>> Anonymous
The Pizza Kat did his job
>> Anonymous
BRING IN RONALD MCDONALD OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS


THAT GUY OWNZ
>> Anonymous
eddy team eddy team
eddy game eddy game
>> Anonymous
>>400870
149 people showed up, most of them after the 5th inning.
>> Anonymous
Dodgers have the biggest stadium in the majors. Of course they're going to draw record crowds.
>> Anonymous
>>400875
ebri gemm ebri gemm
>> Anonymous
sup wade
>> Anonymous
James McDonald pitched 3.1 innings on Friday, he's not pitching tonight.
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
And Martin goes out to talk with Wade...
>> Anonymous
he UNLEASHED THE DRAGON
>> Anonymous
And that is why the Dodgers are playing Kemp instead of Juan Pierre.
>> Anonymous
Two on, none out, must-win Game 3 of the NLCS?

Rookie pitcher? No problem.
>> Anonymous
UGLY LOLI IS UGLY

BARFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
This chick sucks.
>> Anonymous
look at this chick singing god bless america


i'd hit it
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Who the hell is this.
>> Anonymous
Ehhhhhhh
>> Anonymous
lol she's 12?!?

I THOUGHT SHE WAS 21!!!!
>> Anonymous
it sounded like she fucked up the "the mountains white with snow" line too
>> Anonymous
Touchscreen PC is the dumbest idea in the history of computing
>> Anonymous
>>400911

Cory Wade has a 195 ERA+. He's battled tested.
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
I wonder if they'll let Manny hit a homer off them.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>400930
Cock goes...?
>> Anonymous
>>400929
I hope Tyler Durbin hits that fat faggot right in his head.
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
FUCKERS

STOP HITTING MARTIN
>> Anonymous
lol Tyler Durbin hitting faggots
>> Anonymous
ROUND 2 COMING UP
>> Anonymous
TOSS HIM OUT. TOSS HIM OUT. TOSS HIM OUT.
>> Anonymous
toss that faggot, I wanna see sum ejections
>> Anonymous
you don't hit people with curveballs, dumbasses
>> Anonymous
TIME FOR A LONEY BOMB
>> Anonymous
LET'S GET COOKIN
>> Anonymous
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE RED SOX
FUCK
>> Anonymous
>>400940
No, but you can obviously hit a faggot.
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Nice throw, catcher.
>> Anonymous
ahaha what a scrub, almost killing his pitcher
>> Anonymous
lol catcher almost murders his pitcher
>> Anonymous
I smell homer.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Hi Kemp
>> Anonymous
CMON BISON
>> Anonymous
KEMP WTF U SWINGIN AT
>> Anonymous
Oh Kemp that idiot
>> Anonymous
>>400962

i dont get why commentators are always so nice on kemp, saying how he keeps getting better and all that. he's ALRIGHT but thats about it
>> Anonymous
Wade threw a low strike, it was called a ball. Durbin throws a low ball, it was called a strike. The ump is blind.
>> Anonymous
>>400972
Wonky strike zone is bananas
>> Anonymous
>>400970

Because he's only 24, and just started playing baseball regulary when he was in the last year of highschool? He's a raw player whose upside is a 30 homer/40 steals kind of guy. Not saying he'll reach it, but even if he only stays at his current level(which is a disppointment), he's already putting 18 homers and 35 steals this year. He's pretty good already.
>> Anonymous
>>400970

Its a lot different when a 35 year old is playing like that rather than a 24 year old. It's a remark on his potential.
>> Anonymous
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>>400972
>> Anonymous
Victorino doesn't deserve being booed, come on Dodger Stadium crowd
Unless you're booing him for his play in Game 2, in which case, by all means
>> Anonymous
>>400981
They're confused.
>> Anonymous
TWO SHUT OUT INNINGS FOR CORY WADE. FUCK YEAH.
>> Anonymous
WADE
FUCK YEAH
SIX UP SIX DOWN
>> Anonymous
>>400981
They don't know any better. They're from LA - it's not like we can expect them to be intelligent.
>> Anonymous
Just like to say I cannot believe I am watching the Dodgers win an NLCS game at Dodger Stadium
It's like a dream
>> Anonymous
Fuck yeah, bulldog.
>> Anonymous
whats jeff kancer doin there
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
If the God loves us, Kent will hit it for something.
>> Anonymous
>>401002
I wish we would never have to see the Kunt again in these playoffs :<
>> Anonymous
>>400996
Enjoy it. It'll be another 20 years before they win another.
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
Thanks a lot Kent.
>> Anonymous
after tomorrows game where will they play? philly again?
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>401015

No.

It's Philly/Philly/LA/LA/LA/Philly/Philly
>> Anonymous
Romero hurt himself. Twisted his ankle on the mound.
>> Anonymous
Alright guys here we go

BIG JON "THE FUTURE WEAPON" BROXTON
>> Anonymous
>>401017
nice. DODGERS WIN IN 6
>> Anonymous
>>400938
>toss that faggot, I wanna see sum ejections
>I wanna see sum ejections
>ejections
>erections

Fixed just for you, you fag :)
>> Anonymous
TOSS THAT SALAD. I WANNA SEE SUM ERECTIONS
>> Anonymous
The funny thing about the 2-3-2 system is that it can actually favor the road team.

if the Dodgers go on to win all three in LA, they have the momentum and a potential clincher going back to Philly

Were it a 2-2-1-1-1 the Dodgers would not be able to set up a clincher by winning at home
>> Anonymous
Kuroda pitched well tonight. Dodgers offense died after the first couple innings. Phillies couldn't capitalize on the few chances they had.

Tomorrow I think the Phillies win behind Blanton 5-3. I'm not sure who pitches the next day, so I can't guess that yet.
>> Anonymous
>>401025
Should have made it "ejaculations" instead :<
>> Anonymous
I want to punch the two douches on the cellphone. NOBODY CARES YOU'RE ON FUCKING TV.
>> Anonymous
>>401029

yeah, it's a pretty shitty system.
>> Anonymous
>>401030
Dodgers will win all their home games
>> Anonymous
I thought it was a myth that people didn't leave before the 9th?
>> Anonymous
End this game nao!
>> Anonymous
>>401039
NOT IN THE POSTSEASON
>> Anonymous
>>401038

Why?
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
The good news about the situation is, if we can beat Hamels at home in Game 5, we have a chance with Myers/Moyer.

We might see Moyer in 7.
>> Anonymous
I Love LA
>> Anonymous
Its Lowe pitching on 3 days rest vs. Blanton tomorrow.

I'm not scared of Blanton, the guy's a back of the rotation guy who pitched crappily this year. That he hasn't lost a game with Philly sounds pretty flukely. He's not good enough to keep that up.

Dodgers win 7-2 in game 4 with Kershaw pitching two innings of relief.
>> Anonymous
>>401033

Butthurt because they aren't on TV.
>> Anonymous
I guess the Phillies won't sweep. Oh well.
>> Anonymous
Moyer won't pitch again depending on Blanton tomorrow. I doubt it.
>> Anonymous
>>401047

you're only problem is the you have lowe and Chad Billingsley who we know we can beat
>> Anonymous
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET CAROLIIIIIIIIIIINE
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>401054

Still.

Blanton vs. Kuroda in Game 7?

I would take Kuroda.
>> Anonymous
woooo

i love la indeed

fuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>401050
FUCK OFF
IM AND INTERNET TOUGH GUY
>> Anonymous
>>401063

Kuroda in game six, Lowe in game 7.
>> Dwight the JUST WIN GAME 3 Dodger Face !!JUkor79q6hz
>>401057

And we know that Lowe and Bills can beat the Phillies?

The home field is really big.

6-0 Phillies are at home vs. Dodgers

5-0 Dodgers are at home vs. Phillies
>> Anonymous
>>401059

... you say this on 4chan?

welcome, newfag
>> Anonymous
dodgersfag here.

victorino is a pretty cool guy, he should come play for us instead of the phaillies
>> Anonymous
sooo...throw at victorino's head or no?
>> Anonymous
Phillies in 5.
>> Anonymous
>>401071
I love Victorino (we're both from Hawaii) but not when he's playing the Dodgers
>> Anonymous
i was trying to make the point that they will be confident knowing that it has been done in this series. by your logic phillies win series 4-3 because the home team always wins.
>> Anonymous
>>401074
I say Dodgers in 6
>> Anonymous
>>401069

if homefield is so important, phillies in 7...amirite? they have the homefield, don't they?

dodgers didn't do anything to really impress me tonight. neither did the phillies. moyer throws junk, the dodgers hit it. this doesn't shock me. as a red sox fan, i have no fear in either of team teams.
>> Anonymous
Dodgers in six. Kuroda is our best pitcher right now, and he pitched well at Citizen Bank Park this year. The big thing everyone missing that Myers pitched like crap in game two.
>> Anonymous
>>401089

> these teams
>> Anonymous
>>401092

And Billingsley pitched like crap in the same game. So by your logic, crappy pitchers can't have better starts? Or worse starts?
>> Anonymous
phillies in 6
>> Anonymous
thought that's how he always pitched?
>> Anonymous
>>401097

My point is that trusting Myers would be retarded.