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Anonymous
I SAY TO THE CHINESE, AND I SAY TO THE WORLD

PING-PONG IS COMING HOME!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7580165.stm
>> Anonymous
Football's coming home! But you won't field a team!
>> Anonymous
That will get sorted once the jocks are bribed with Whisky and heroin.
>> Anonymous
WHIF WHAF IS COMING HOME.

i think he already knows theres no way he/they are going to outdue China in 2012
>> Anonymous
>>297921
he looks like he's about retire in his comfy chair
>> Anonymous
>>297938
They could just outsource the entire opening ceremonies to the surviving members of Monty Python and Mr. Bean
>> Anonymous
>>297983
fuck it, im sold
>> Anonymous
>>298001
You forgot the homage to Benny Hill
>> Anonymous
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hopefully a performance by the Ruttles
>> Anonymous
He might not have a clue when it comes to Politics, but he's hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2i42XZGqhg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA0HtIB1Zb0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i772AZh4Eks&feature=related
>> Anonymous
>>298213
a million dollars says sir paul will be conscripted for the opening ceremonies... and it will still be a pathetic failure.
>> Anonymous
>>298254
Sir Paul has been a pathetic failure since about 1971.
>> Anonymous
>>298282

thank you
>> Anonymous
PING PONG'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COOOMING

..and so on and so forth...
>> Anonymous
holy shit, that guy's a disgrace, a fucking pig.
>> Anonymous
it's like a mediocre stand up routine. and he's the mayor of London...
>> Anonymous
>>298343
So many jokes, so many sneers, but all those oh-so nears, when your down, through the years, but I still see that forehand by Moore, and when Lineker scored, Bobby belting the ball, and Nobby dancing.
>> Anonymous
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>>298358

Mediocre? Are you kidding me, he's the best cast member on SNL.
>> Anonymous
They better beging the cloning process of Lennon and Harrison.
>> Anonymous
London's mayor is an escaped albino caveman?
>> Anonymous
anyone see the two mayors trying to wave the flag, and think, HOW DOES I WAVE FLAG?
>> Anonymous
>>298867
no he's just an aspergers sufferer
>> Anonymous
>>298883
in other words a conservative
>> Anonymous
=(
The King of Londontownshirebrough has Asperger's?
>> Anonymous
Performance by Pink Floyd.
>> Anonymous
>>298903
>King of Londontownshireborough

Think your funny, do ya?
>> Anonymous
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fuck yeah, boris
>> Anonymous
>>298911Think your funny, do ya?

my what?