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Funniest Sport Commentator Moments Anonymous
pic related, Illinois had the ball and needed a first down against Michigan, so they ran a screen pass to Rashard Mendenhall, who caught the pass, did a few juke moves and got a 12 or so yard gain, getting the first. Right after the play,one of the ESPN commentators gets excited and goes "That's how you run the screen play for all you video gamers! Just press LB to pass to your runningback and use the analogue stick left and right to juke passed the defenders!"
>> Anonymous
I get it now!

... if only I could read zone coverage now.
>> Anonymous
You liar.
>> Anonymous
during that SEC game or whatever when the ESPN guy started talking about britney spears.
>> Anonymous
>>45319

that'd be georgia/bummer
>> Anonymous
Today on the USA/Poland friendly the announcer talked about how it is unusual for a non native Pole to win Pole of the year. (The coach of Poland had.)

Then he went on rambling about a very famous Pole--THE--FUCKING--POPE.

He rambled about John Paul 2 for like 20 seconds.
>> Anonymous
lol I love listening to Madden and Michaels talk their nonsense
>> Anonymous
>>45379

BOOM!
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>>45379

During the Colts-Ravens game this past season Michaels mentioned something about crab cakes in Baltimore and John said "I like crab, but I'm not big on the cake part."
>> Anonymous
>>45338

I heard that and eyerolled
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Back in the original days of the Los Angeles area's Prime Ticket sports channel (early 1990's IIRC), Barry Tompkins was doing play-by-play for a Southern California at Oregon State football game.

It was typical dreary, drizzly Corvallis fall weather, and the Trojans fumbled the ball. It squirted out to where it was surrounded by nothing but Oregon State players who instantly dog-piled on it. In unintended simultaneous perfection, the director in the booth cut to the celebrating OSU cheerleaders...a ground-up shot as they were being thrown high into the air with their legs spread as wide as can be...as Tompkins excitedly exclaimed...

BEAVERS EVERYWHERE!

As you might imagine, "beavers everywhere" became a meme in our house long before I learned what a meme was.
>> Anonymous
>>45319

Haha I remember that one, he said something like "This will be really good for Britney" and the other announcer was like "Britney who?"
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I got every funny/uncomfortable sports commentator story beat.

During a Cubs' radio broadcast, Ron Santo got into a story about how he likes to drink wine occasionally. Later in the game, Ron trailed off into how when he first got his dog, that the dog was scared of his prosthetic legs(due to his diabeetus) and would hide in the closet. The story ended w/ Ron talking about how he ended up sitting in the closet w/ a bottle of wine, his legs off, and petting his dog.

All Pat Hughes could muster after that was, "... the count is 0 and 2..."
>> Anonymous
ray hudson's sex analogies

"ABSOLUTELY ORGASMIC FINISH"

i always lol

http://hudsonia.blogspot.com/
>> Anonymous
>>45379
Remember how John Madden has that Turducken talk every Thanksgiving game when he was on FOX?

During Madden's first year with Monday Night Football he obviously couldn't do a thanksgiving game but he brought a turducken to the booth with his bare hands and started ranting on and and on about how amazing it was. Al Michaels just looked on with shock and disbelief.
>> Anonymous
Tony Greig commentating on a Test Match (cricket) at the Oval in London, believing the microphone was off, laughs under his breath and says "Look at those FUCKING pigeons" as a group of birds interupted play.
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>>45520
hahah, youtube?
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The last year Boomer Esiason and Dan Dierdorf did Monday Night Football, they hated each other. It brewed all season. Their last broadcast together was the Pro Bowl. They absolutely went at it. At one point Boomer asked Dierdorf "How did an idiot like you ever get a job on television in the first place?"
>> Mazarin
>>45528
haha, youtube?
>> Anonymous
When Tom Jackson asked Michael Irvin if he was retarded.

It was a rhetorical question I'm sure.
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>>45529
I just checked...nothing.

I remember at one point Michaels just fell completely silent for like ten minutes.

You couldn't hear it, but you could tell the producer would just yell in the headphones "stop arguing!" and they would stop for like ten minutes, then start up again.

That was the only Pro Bowl I ever watched. I was laughing out loud at some points.
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Phil Simms railing against the Chiefs for bad clock management late in the game because they didn't call a time out, and the play-by-play guy goes "Phil, they are out of time outs."
>> Anonymous
I was watching a college football game this past season and as the game wound down, the announcer let us know that all the winning team had to do to complete the win was "blow some clock". I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
britney spears: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZUB3eJOTos

and then the fucking braindead Pens guys talking about Fiji water.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVBkqV0UM-M

fucking idiots. ESPN should be shamed for the first one. they are suppose to be professionals.

and then theres anything and everything that comes out of Harry Neale's mouth. What an idiot.
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>>45404
>>45472

lol'd
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lmao anybody ever watched the old ESPN Sportscenter shows whenever they'd do baseball highlights and whenever someone hit a homerun, they'd show the spanish commentating and the guy would go "OOOOOOOOHHHHHH NO no NO no NO no NOOOOOO!!!!" I'd lol every time
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_T5FCRRl1Y

the commentator freaks out during this classic fight
>> Mazarin
>>46171

ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY! ANOTHER RIGHT BY ROY!
>> Anonymous
Two years ago. Tony Gwynn in the booth for the Little league World series. I can't remember who he was doing it with, but I believe his quote went: "That kid can really get under some balls".
>> Anonymous
>>46167
"DIGANME DONDE QUEDO ESA PELOTA!"
>> Anonymous
DENNIS BERGKAMP!
>> Anonymous
>>46939
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFvXVlfu4vs

Also
HE COULD EAT ALL THE DOTS!

And pretty much anything that David Lloyd says during cricket broadcasts.
>> Anonymous
>>46748
>>Diganle que no a esa pelota!!

fixd

Also that guy is a douchebag and his phrase makes no sense.
>> Anonymous
Not a commentator moment, but it's still awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqp64q7kHmw
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=x8EvNnD-wWc

I think he was fouled
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>>47105
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