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Rax
So last game Lovie Smith had the fucking nerve to tell me to hand the ball off to the back. I was in a good mood, I hadn't killed a hooker yet that day, so I said 'Okay you gigantic faggot, let's see if you have the moves to dazzle Sexy Raxy.'

First and ten. He goes out and makes 8 yards.

8 yards.
8.


Who the fuck makes 8 yards ON ONE FUCKING PLAY? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, SENIOR WORLD WAR II VETERAN FOOTBALL? WE DON'T NEED 8 YARD GAINS.

So Lovie has the fucking nerve to tell me TO HAND IT OFF AGAIN, SO WE CAN MIX IT UP WITH PLAY ACTION PASSES.

I look him in the eyes. He knows what fucking time it is. The cheerleaders look at me.
They get wet. They know what time it is.

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>> Anonymous
>So last game Lovie Smith had the fucking nerve to tell me to hand the ball off to the back.

The only thing Lovie asked you to do last game was hold Orton's clipboard.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
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Rax...I'm so...cold.
>> Rax
>>377657
Oh that's cold you faggot. Don't be mad because I fucked your mom on the bench when I didn't feel like playing.
>> Anonymous
>I look him in the eyes. He knows what fucking time it is. >The cheerleaders look at me.
>They get wet. They know what time it is.

I came
>> Anonymous
Rax!
>> Anonymous
WELL WHAT TIME WAS IT?!?!?

the suspense is killing me >.>
>> Rax
>>377685
Time to unleash the motherfucking dragon.
>> Anonymous
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>>377687
>>377685
here in /sp/ we call this bit of teamwork lulz an alley oop
>> Anonymous
>>377707
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAABOOMSHACKALACKA
>> Anonymous
>>377685
THEN WHO WAS TIME??
>> Anonymous
>>377716

Morris Day
>> Anonymous
Fuck Rax.

My girlfriend and my mom were watching that game with me. After you did your antics they were on the next flight to Chicago. Now im here all lonley thanks alot!
>> Anonymous
You go saxy raxy
>> Anonymous
>>377720
I see what you did there.
>> Aren Radgerz
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stfu, Rax. I break people's fingers, you overthrow shitty receivers.
>> Anonymous
>>377781
>arod.jpg
>> Rax
>>377781
Man fuck you. You're a fucking poser. I'll fuck you up next time we play eachother.
>> Anonymous
>>379427
lol@benchfailfax
>> Rax
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>>379428
You shut the fuck up faggot, before I turn into Super Saiyan Raxy.
>> Rax
Any more of you fags want a piece of Raxy?
>> Anonymous
>>379433
Aka Kyle Orton?
>> Anonymous
Fuck ya Rax, unleash the mother fucking dragon!!!!11
>> Anonymous
ITT: a bad attempt at making an epic thread in /sp/
>> Kerry Collins
SORRY RAX I GOTTA USE THE DRAGON FOR A SEC