Matt Stairs didn't do shit tonight.
Lies, he drank 2 gallons of beer.
and ate 18 hot dogs.
there are three dead hookers in the clubhouse
and impregnated half a dozen chicks
just for the lulz matt stairs got wasted, did joe maddons fiance and deep fried one of the rays from the tank beyond the outfield wall.
>>424735winnner, i loled
>>424735i'm sure matt got the recipe from /ck/also, i lol'd hard
FUCK YOU MATT STAIRS, YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT TONIGHT!
Mmmmmmm. Fried Rays.
>>424786don't be butthurt that matt stairs won this game without even picking up a bat.
>>424793well fuck you!i'm going on a rampage nowread about it in the papers friday
He didn't want to be sued by the Rays for putting holes in their dome.
>>424825ha