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Anonymous
TIME FOR SOME REAL FOOTBALL
>> Anonymous
:snrk:
>> Anonymous
>>447633
TIME FOR SOME REAL (awful) FOOTBALL
>> Anonymous
Fuck yer nigga, lets get it going
>> Anonymous
need stream

fucking falcons/raiders
>> Anonymous
We using our 3rd string qb today? anyone know
>> Anonymous
>>447648

ahahhah fucken west coast
>> Anonymous
if brad 'i won a super bowl' johnson starts, then it's over, the cowboys lose.
>> Anonymous
B-O-S-S
>> ­Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
Who's the motherfucking Boss?
>> Anonymous
HAHAHA GIANTS TAKE THIS GAME EZ
>> Anonymous
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>>447633
Sure!
>> Anonymous
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>>447671
>> Anonymous
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>>447633
I tried to help you out on /b/ but no dice.

Anyway.. MANNING... BOSS.. TOUCHDOWN GIANTS.
>> Anonymous
>>447633
>TIME FOR SOME REAL FOOTBALL

The best team in the conference vs. a bunch of back ups?
>> ­Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
Okay, why the fuck are we still running short pass to Hedgecock??? He's dropped EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM in the last 2 games so far.
>> Anonymous
>>447633

Colt/Pats isnt until later on
>> Anonymous
>>447714
Boston still thinks they're relevant?
>> Anonymous
eli manning.. the original unleasher of the dragon...


.. cowboys, you are going to DIE this day.
>> Anonymous
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOHNSON IS TRYING TO THROW THE DEEP BALL???

THE DRAGON DOES NOT ANSWER TO WASHED UP HAS-=BEENS
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFF

nice pass, old man river
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
lol interception
>> Anonymous
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It's about that time.
>> Anonymous
Message from LC:

OMG!!!!

UR A PIG!!!!!
>> Anonymous
intercepted already, jesus christ.
>> random asshole
damn dallas, there's no most penalties award.
>> Anonymous
lol another penalty
>> Anonymous
ok so tony romo comes back in like 2 weeks

so they lose this and go to 5-4

then a bye

then romo is back and it's DRAGON TIME

12-4 im callin it
>> Anonymous
>>447754
WUT?!
>> Anonymous
giantsfag here,

Tony Romo will return with a vengeance and everyone will feed off it. I wont say 12-4 but I will say wildcard.

Also touchdown, lol.
>> Anonymous
TOUCHDOWN GIANTS
im gonna wait til later to jack off but for now its time to go watch the slaughter
>> Anonymous
>>447766
sorry but they arent beating the 'skins at home.
>> Anonymous
I would so full force that chick
>> Anonymous
DRAGO
>> Anonymous
Dallas lose to the Gianst Today

The NFC Championship will be Cowboys/Giants and Cowboys will win and then they will win the Superbowl against Tennessee who will be 18-1
>> Anonymous
another fumble - T.O.
>> Anonymous
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>>447875
wow i can't believe this picture makes more sense than your post does.
>> Anonymous
:| eli face
>> Anonymous
BENCH PLAXICO BURESS, THEY SAID
>> Anonymous
>>447878
O-VER-RATE-ED *stomp stomp stompstompstomp*
O-VER-RATE-ED *stomp stomp stompstompstomp*
O-VER-RATE-ED *stomp stomp stompstompstomp*
O-VER-RATE-ED *stomp stomp stompstompstomp*
O-VER-RATE-ED *stomp stomp stompstompstomp*
>> Anonymous
Oh shit, we got some points.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>447886

That really does look like eli
>> Anonymous
HAR-HAR-HAR
>> Anonymous
lulz Eli
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
Giants want to let the Cowboys have a shot, but B.J. is still getting reps

:|
>> Anonymous
>>447906
He's a spy for the Giants.
>> Anonymous
>>447909
lol i kept thinking 'duh! brandon jacobs IS a giant'

but he's talking about Brad Johnson.

i'm an idiot
>> Anonymous
WHAT A GREAT CATCH TOOMER
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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>>447919

The obvious B.J.
>> Anonymous
Come on Eli, lets see how retarded you can be THIS half!!!
>> Anonymous
take johnson out

put bollinger in

hell, let barber take a bunch of direct snaps, fuck passing til romo comes back

you know what, just pull a random cowboys fan from the audience, give em some pads, and put them in.

even a GIANTS fan who would try to deliberately throw int after int and take constant knees and run backwords towards their own goal would be better than brad 'suck my' johnson

JUST TAKE JOHNSON OUT, PLEASE
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
Bout time
>> Anonymous
HOW BOUT DEM COWBAAAAAAWWWWS?!?
>> Anonymous
>>447946
your wish is my command o shi
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
LOL, MY TEAM IS IN QB HELL
>> Anonymous
AAAHAHAHA already interception USING Bollinger
>> Anonymous
>>447946
Lol Bollinger.
>> Anonymous
GODDAMNIT.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
Now they need to give Isaiah Stanback a shot
>> Anonymous
I can't stop laughing

dallasfags, it can only get better from here after the bye week. this is rock bottom
>> Anonymous
Superbowls:

Johnson - 1
Romo Sexual - 0
>> Anonymous
>>447972

TROY AIKMAN IS DOING COMMENTARY RIGHT NOW


GET TROY AIKMAN IN THERE.
>> Anonymous
Game is fucked. At least they get Romo and possibly Felix back after the bye.
>> Anonymous
>>447979
lol + actually not terrible idea
>> Anonymous
BROCKS LOLLINGER
>> Anonymous
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>>447980
You're forgetting the team you play....
>> Anonymous
way2go Dallas offense
>> Anonymous
>>447979
Lol, giants sign lavar again right after that.
>> Anonymous
>>447984
And we're going to fucking kill them
>> Anonymous
Cowboys fag here.

Real cancer, Wade Phillips. He goes down faster than the team's confidence. Fucking fire that faggot.
>> Anonymous
at least bollinger has a reason to be a goddamn retard
>> Anonymous
but but but....the owner of the team gave him the game ball last week!
>> Anonymous
>>447997
0/10 Troll
>> Anonymous
FIRE PHILLIPS

FIRE JOHNSON

GET NEW JERSEYS

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST GET RID OF JOHNSON
>> Anonymous
not even watching or checking nfl.com before i say this, but im sure the giants scored again quite recently.
>> Anonymous
>>448003

I don't give a fuck. It's the same consistent mistakes that obviously aren't fixed which trickles down to coaching.
>> Anonymous
Oh fill you up girl...
>> Anonymous
The sad thing is that if Aikman ran down to the field and took over, he would do better than Bollinger.
>> Anonymous
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>>448007
>GET NEW JERSEYS
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
Not the coaching, We have severely overrated talent on defense

And on Offense our O-Line is up and down up and down up and down (that might actually be a result of coaching) and we don't have a QB at the moment

Damn peoples love to blame some coaching, funny how they aren't on the field though

Come on everybody, lets hear how we need a screaming guy going all screaming because that's the only way to coach, come on ladies, tell me all about it
>> Anonymous
giants defense is fuckign barber over tonight.
>> Anonymous
>>448050
I hate how Troy is all over the Giants now. Even Joe Buck has to reel him in.
>> Anonymous
>>448048
i remember him screaming when he coached the bills to a loss to the titans in the music city miracle.
>> Anonymous
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>>448048
won't hear any bitching from me
>> Anonymous
>>448048

I owned you last week on this shit, do I have to do it again?

Consistent mistakes not fixed = due to coaching. Prove me the fuck wrong.
>> Anonymous
Will Carr take any snaps?
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>448076

OK, lets go through the list, point out all the consistent mistakes and we will discuss them individually
>> Anonymous
>>448081

Penalties: The coaches in practice are letting that shit slide. They are letting the offsides slide, they are letting the interference slide. They are letting the holding slide. Solution: Hire a fucking podunk officiating crew that gets a hardon just for being at the Cowboys camp. When a penalty is thrown, the COACHES make the people run.

Dropped pass, coaches make you sit in front of a jugs machine and catch the fucking ball.

Missed tackles, the coaches make you hit a fucking dummy over and over doing drills.

Running dumbass routes half ass, coaches get onto your ass, bench you, make you run, fucking etc.

Offensive Line missing blocks. Coaches make them do some crazy mother fucking drills. Our coaches in HS would have 4-5 different LB blitz packages and would send them in a row one after another, no break in between. Imagine that.

There's so many more and it all comes down to COACHING in PRACTICE.
>> Anonymous
this game is fucking painful to watch
...cowboys fan by the way
>> Anonymous
when is felix jones gonna be back in the game...
that cardinals game really decommissioned most of our
offense...brad johnson is a faggot
>> Anonymous
cowboys fan here, brb an hero
>> Anonymous
Just got switched to this game after the Falcons/Raiders slaughterfest.

The first thing I said outloud?

OH FUCK JOE BUCK IS ANNOUNCING THIS GAME.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
>> Anonymous
FUCK IT, GO DEEP
>> Anonymous
This is your Dallas Cowboys Comeback.

This is your Dallas Cowboys Comeback on the Giants.

Any questions?
>> Anonymous
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DALLAS COWBOYS 2008 MELTDOWN - TIMELINE

1. After their first loss, to the Washington Redskins in week 4, Terrell Owens complains he didn't get the ball enough even though he was involved with a third of the team's offensive plays. A few weeks later the Cowboys trade a boatload of draft picks to Detroit for wide receiver Roy Williams. If TO is upset about it, he keeps his mouth shut in public, although he does snub ESPN nerd Ed Werder in a story laughed at on Deadspin.

2. Adam "Pacman" Jones attacks his team-mandated bodyguard in a Dallas hotel. The Cowboys, Jerry Jones in particular, cover it up. NFL commish Roger Goodell doesn’t buy it and suspends his ass indefinitely.

3. Tony Romo breaks his finger on his throwing hand in an overtime loss to the Arizona Cardinals. He is replaced by Brad Johnson, who is so terrible he eventually gets replaced by Brooks Bollinger.
4. A 34-14 loss to the Rams features three interceptions, the season-ending injury of safety Roy Williams, a vote of confidence for head coach Wade Phillips from Jerry Jones (always a kiss of death), and a front page story about the Cowboys troubles on ESPN.
5. After their 3-0 start, a loss to the division rival New York Giants caps off a 2-4 swoon going into the bye week.
>> Anonymous
>>448139
remember when the cowboys were the best team in the NFL?

me neither
>> Anonymous
>>448030
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
As a giantsfag, this victory is so hallow and doesn't really prove anything. But I'll take it.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>448091

Penalties: this group of Players has always gotten more penalties than the norm, even with Bill Parcells probably sodomizing people in practice for it - Players

Dropped Passes: Terrell Owens has never had great hands, I seriously doubt it's from lack of practice anybody who isn't a certified hater will acknowledge his work ethic to be and stay one of the best, even with him being an above average "hands" guy we still are average when it comes to team drops - Not deficient in this area

Missed Tackles: Yes, I agree they probably don't practice this hard enough - Coaching

Running Routes: They run great routes, you are either ignorant to what good route running is or you have let your anger with the current Cowboys cloud your judgement and turn every bad route into 10 in your mind - Not deficient in this area

Offensive Line: Not sure which way, I'd have to see the practice, are they stupid players or is the coaching soft, it's a toss up at this position - Undecided

Is Wade a super great coach? No
Is Wade a apparently bad coach? No

He is somewhere in between and his history would suggest it's on the good side of awful or great

Here's the reality of the situation, he is one of the better coaches in the league right now, take step back from your closeness to the team and look around the league
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>448163

>"hands"

"drops"
>> ­Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
After this game I expect the ghost of Parcells to sodomize Jerry Jones in his sleep, along with the entire Cowboys roster.

I can't believe I actually thought this game was going to be close. Lulz on me.
>> ­Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
LOL second catch that was tipped into a completion. Weird game.
>> Anonymous
>>448163

The thing is dude, he's not acting like a coach. Yes I might have sounded a little arrogant there, but really, 90% of what I just said is true. The players have NO leader whatsoever, and they even bragged about how Zach Thomas stepped up last week and said something. Look how the D reacted. There's nothing with that for the offense or in the team in general and that's when the coach needs to step in and say something. Wade Phillips gets down in the tank and throws his arms in the air like 'wtf guys' making a mountain out of an anthill.

It's simple, it's the coaching. If the COACHES don't confront the players making the penalties, then the players will continue to do so. Simple as that.
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>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>If the COACHES don't confront the players making the penalties, then the players will continue to do so.

This simply isn't true, Bill Parcells probably challenged the players to duels with pistols and shit and it didn't make a difference

Also, penalties are down this year from last

This argument is pointless, neither of us will ever convince the other

I firmly believe players are responsible for their performances unless it is clear that the strategies being employed on the field are clearly overmatched by the opposition, I do not see that therefore I blame the players even though I disagree with the philosophies employed defensively and offensively as i am from the school of thought that smashmouth on offense and constant attacking on defense is a more proven winner

Yes, we could have better coaching, but I don't see any just sitting around without a job besides Marty Schottenheimer or Bill Cowher and I don't think either of them is about to get back on the horse
>> Anonymous
>>448208
LOL
>> Anonymous
>>448208

That Cap is clear as fuck where were you streaming from?
>> Anonymous
>>448287

The thing is players don't want to be confronted for their mistakes. They want to forget about it and think shit should patch up.

Obviously the Cowboys have the worst job at doing that, but there's no one there to help them out, literally.
>> ­Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
>>448304
My guess is he's got tv going through his graphics card.
>> Anonymous
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Yo guys sign me back
>> Anonymous
>>447930
im a cowboy and that pic made me lol hard
>> Anonymous
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Hey Cowfags, I enjoyed running over your secondary today and breaking their ankles with my slow ass jukes.