So cash
>So splashfixt
He's from Baltimore, what did you expect
So it turns out he's a fucking guido.
eYooooooooo!
>>273410He's a great swimmer and all, but seriously he looks completely retarded
ITT: 4chan finds out that their new god doesn't wear faggot Anime naruto magna shirts like they do, and are now baaaawwwing about it.
>>273414He's got ADD.
>>273439ADD doesn't make you look retarded. Phelps looks like his brain was starved of oxygen in the womb.
>>273447Fetal Alcohol syndrome
>>273447that's how you get ADHD you retard
he strikes me as somebody who had/ has drooling problems
He's probably like one of those retards that are complete failures at everything but there's one single thing that they absolutely excel in.
ALL DOMINATING HYDRA DON.
>>273466The fuck it is. ADD/ADHD is just an excuse pussyfag parents use to explain why their children are borderline retarded.
>>273471He's like the rainman of the Olympics. Hates planes.
>>273471He said in one interview "All I can do is eat, sleep and swim"
>>273471>>273484>>273489I think we're getting somewhere
>>273489He can't masturbate?
>>273489and probably fuck the entire brazilian volleyball teamhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080812/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_olympics_condoms
>>273495He doesn't need to.
>>273495shawn johnson>masturbationhe has her by his 6' 7" wingspan...
>>273502What kind of a freak is this guy? Can he use internets?
>>273510He doesn't need to.