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>>296144 Now my playoff results. NFC: 1. Every game will end with a team choking away it's victory in the end. The worst will be due to Tony Romo, who will throw 3 interceptions (all returned for touchdowns) in the 4th Quarter, causing the worst 4th Quarter collapse in sports history. After the game, he will be lynched by Cowboys fans and Owner Jerry Jones. 2. Somehow, the other playoff team from the NFC East will get to the Super Bowl yet again.
AFC: 1. Every playoff game in the AFC playoffs will be a blowout, with the worst loss suffered by the Jets, who will then see Britt Forve's arm fall off at the end of the game. 2. The Patriots will once again reach the Super Bowl, despite many controversial calls that make fans wonder if the whole postseason was rigged.
The Super Bowl. 1. Before the game, a porno tape of Roger Goodell and Bill Bellicheck will emerge, causing calls for Goodell to resign, and a certain anti-Bellicheck, Pro 18-1 US Senator (and fan of the Eagles) to scream "I KNEW IT!" at a press conference. 2. The Patriots will take a 18 point lead into the fourth quarter, but will be outscored 19-0 in the fourth quarter, with the opposing offense gaining 181 yards, while the Patriots gain 0. They thus will lose to the other NFC East team, causing Bill Bellicheck to become an An Hero after the game. 3. /sp/ then declares victory in a mass conference with the Manning brothers, Vince Carter, Britt Forve and Rax Grissmen.
THE END.
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