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new rap song lol Anonymous
http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/23/shaq-attacks-kobe-you-ruined-my-marriage/
>> Anonymous
>tmz

rage'd, also someone is watching sportcenter.
>> Anonymous
yeah, i had to find the video to share with the /sp/artans
>> Anonymous
Shaq is such a whiny bitch. I hope he enjoys his summer vacation at home getting slower and getting even worse at free throws.
>> Anonymous
You raping bastage,
you ruined my marage
gonna kill you,
slllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwlllllllyyyyyyy....
huh!
>> Anonymous
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He should stop rapping and make Steel 2 already dammit.
>> Anonymous
Thanks for the motivation, Shaq.

Expect the Lakes to win 70 plus games and drop 60 on your team.
>> Anonymous
"Hey Kobe! Tell me how my ass taste"
>> Anonymous
it's all in good fun you faggots

shaq is one of the funniest guys in the league. i was lol'ing hard


always related, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFIr8qv_zO8
>> Anonymous
how did kobe ruined his marriage?
>> Anonymous
SHACK IS THE MOST OVERRATED CENTER OF ALL TIME!

IN B4 >SHACK
>> Anonymous
KOBE....TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES!!
>> Anonymous
>>184425
hes going to rape his spic wife.
>> Anonymous
>>184434
Kobe ratted on him cheating on his wife or something to distract thet media from him being a rapist
>> Anonymous
>>184443
lol so hes blaming kobe that he cheated on his wife.
>> Anonymous
Shaq diesel
More like Shaq poo
Shut your fucking mouth
And go make Kazaam 2
unh unh
wat wat
>> Anonymous
>>184486
lol, lakers got swept in six kobefag
>> Anonymous
wow, where'd all these lakers* fags come from all of the sudden? shaq speaks the truth

"last week kobe couldnt do without me" hahahahahaha
>> Heynonnynonnymous
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WHERE IS NEZU?
>> Anonymous
/SP/ Tell me how my ass tastes.

ITT: Short raps about your favorite/least favorite players/teams. 18-1 bitches
>> Anonymous
Kobe ratted on Shaq.
Shaq shits on Kobe.

It's all good.
>> Anonymous
Shaq owns, I'm here by routing for him to win another ring next year
>> Anonymous
>>184630
yo kobe
you think you got that talent?
i think without me you're just an ass for rent.
you think i rape bitches? i don't think so!
honeys give it up for shaq, i got more rings yo!
>> Anonymous
TELL ME HOW MAH ASS TASTE
>> Anonymous
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>>184677
O LAWD
>> Anonymous
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When you at the foul line I feel bad for you son
You could shoot 99 free throws and wouldn't hit one
Now with Shaq at the line, he wasting his time
Building a mansion, one brick at a time
You might make a few if you practice some more
0-for-30?! What kinda stats are those?!

Now you 0-for-4 trying to even the score
Sweating on the line, underarm smelling raw
All eyes on you, you feeling unsure
Jack Nicholson smiling courtside by the floor
You ain't trying to shoot what you might not make
The truth is, the league pay you so much cake
So you go to the huddle with Phil flappinh his jaws
Like “Shaq, you know why I called a timeout for?"
"Cause I'm big and I'm dumb and I'm 0-for-44?
Do I like smart Phil? Hell, I don't know
You going take me out the game or should I miss some more?"
“We all know your IQ is 34
I done told you before that Kobe's the star
And if you make these free throws then I'll buy you a car"
Man I'm quick not to hit, you all know that shit
Matter fact check the goal, I think the rim is tripped
Man I know I'm right, just believe in Shaq
If the rim ain't broke in the front, then check the back
So you go back to the line ready to press your luck
You don't even bend your knees, you just throw that shit up
Look like it might hit, it's more close than far
But it don't, sold out house going, “Awwwww"