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Official Stanley Cup Game 5 Thread - Part 4 Anonymous
Autosaging etc.

Fuck CB
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Pens coaching staff must really suck. I mean, the last goal they scored was with 6 guys on the ice. Why stop if it's working for you? I always say, "If it ain't broke, dont fix it"!
>> Anonymous
DAMMIT MORE MILBURY AAUUUGGGGGHHH
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
I'm gonna miss Leno D:
>> Anonymous
FUCKING HELL

INTO OT 3 NOW!
>> Anonymous
Jesus Christ.

Some of us have to work tomorrow morning.
>> Anonymous
That was a nice try by Cleary
would have been epic if it worked.
>> Anonymous
EPIC, wow, just wow
>> Anonymous
>>131943

...
wat
>> Anonymous
I guess my HW can wait. (Summer school, FTL)
>> Anonymous
>>131951
Fuck that faggot.

Conan > Leno.
>> NESSNESSNES !.kxiQbz5X6
glad theres no bull shoot outs like in regular season

and now a chance to get some food
>> Anonymous
TRIPLE OVERTIME!?

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>> Anonymous
IT'S CARMUL
>> Anonymous
>>131962

Underage B&
>> Anonymous
Once again, POSTING IN THE LAST HOCKEY THREAD OF THE YEAR

It's gonna work this time, fuck
>> Anonymous
What is the record for longest game in NHL history?
>> Anonymous
>>131972

College, dipshit. I'm 21.
>> Anonymous
>>131962
haha that was my reasoning during the sharks-stars game. thankfully, uni for me got out second week may.
>> Anonymous
SUDDEN DEATH
>> Anonymous
>>131975

LONG way to go showtime.
>> Anonymous
Don't you think you should stop calling it "Sudden" Death once you go into the third OT?
>> Anonymous
>>131972

underage b&? this is /sp/, not /b/
you're a long way from home
>> Anonymous
>>131975
lol don't even try

it's not even in 4OT yet
>> Anonymous
>>131975

into the 5th OT I think
>> Anonymous
>>131984
Read the rules faggot.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>131967
Someone sucks at detecting sarcasm.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
This game is fucking intense.

Jesus fuck.

FINISH IT MALKIN.
>> Anonymous
zzzzzzzzzzzz....
>> Anonymous
>>131987

Guys, I'm 21. Fuck off and talk about MAF being the best player on the Pens team already.
>> Anonymous
>>131975
>The longest game ever played was in Montreal on March 24, 1936. It was game one of the semifinal round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs between Detroit and Montreal. It ended when Detroit's Mud Bruneteau scored the game's only goal in the sixth overtime period after 176 minutes and 30 seconds of game play.
>> Anonymous
Franzen scores winner, Osgood gets mvp, CB bitches, we all laugh, everyone forgets.

LET IT HAPPEN ALREADY
>> Anonymous
3OT is crazy! This is the stanley cup game in the last decade
>> Anonymous
>>131989
Malkin can't do anything. He's so tired he falls down all the fucking time.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>131983
So, what, "Gradual death?"
>> Anonymous
Mike Milbury: "WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN, I NEVER WON ANYTHING AS A PLAYER OR A COACH SO I'M A BITTER FUCK NOW BAW BAW BAW"
>> Anonymous
>>131999
More like "slow and excruciatingly painful" death.
>> Anonymous
fap material for break
http://rapidshare.com/files/119211098/my_sister_s_hot_friend_hillaryscott_large_chunk_1.avi
>> Anonymous
>>131993

MAF is mvp and you know it
Osgood my fucking ass
>> Anonymous
6OTs is the record, I believe.
>> Anonymous
i thought the first two overtimes were sudden death

when do we get penalties?
>> Anonymous
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Doesn't this bed look comfortable?

Sleeping is great...
>> Anonymous
Well, I don't have to get up tomorrow so this is awesome.
>> Anonymous
March 24, 1936. It was game one of the semifinal round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs between Detroit and Montreal. It ended when Detroit's Mud Bruneteau scored the game's only goal in the sixth overtime period after 176 minutes and 30 seconds of game play.
>> Anonymous
Good thing I stay up until 5 am everyday :D
>> Anonymous
Truth: Fleury > Osgood
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>132003
I wouldn't call it painful, besides the heart attacks.
>> Anonymous
>>132009
Fuck you
>> Anonymous
It's love it's love it's llalallalalala it's love
>> Anonymous
This commercial made me download this song.
>> Anonymous
>>132006
Not if the Wings win, If it had gone seven games maybe, but he won one single game so far
>> Anonymous
I USED TO RULE THE WORLD
>> Anonymous
Fuck Coldplay
>> Anonymous
truth: only tonight
>> Anonymous
but that was when i ruled the world
>> Anonymous
>>132008
If you mean penalty shots, never.

They keep playing until someone scores, no matter how many overtimes it takes.
>> Anonymous
WHAT ARE YA IN FOR, WIFI?
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
FUCK THIS WIFI COMMERCIAL.

FUCKING A.
>> Anonymous
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Anyone care to join me in a belt of scotch?
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>132008

Hockey doesn't fail like soccer.

We don't decide a "champion" based on Penalty Shots.
>> Anonymous
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Oh Hey!
>> Anonymous
every commercial sucks

and fucking retards join the marines
>> Anonymous
I hate Crosby. So much. But go Pens tonight. Even if they lose the series, I want them to win tonight.
>> Anonymous
Bruinsfag here. Despite the fact that I want the Wings to win, I have to give a shitload of props to Fleury for single-handedly keeping the Penguins in this.
>> Anonymous
So I'm on my laptop and had to plug in just now. As the game has lasted longer than my full battery. Jesus.
>> Anonymous
this goes to 4OT guaranteed.
>> Anonymous
I just want to hear Crosby baww at the press conference about how they should've won and they've been the better team all series long.
>> Anonymous
epic fucking game
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>132014
But Ozzie > The rest of the Penguins team.
>> Anonymous
>>132033
Football > Hockey

Fail more Amerifag.
>> Anonymous
brb /b/
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
LALALALA IT'S LOVE Marines coldplay olympics yomammaween work home weekend golf
>> Anonymous
EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME EPIC GAME
>> NESSNESSNES !.kxiQbz5X6
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>> Anonymous
SHUT UP HRUDEY AND THAT GUY WHOSE NAME I DON'T KNOW, JUST SHUT UP, JUST GET BACK TO THE GAME I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GOSSIP
>> Anonymous
54 fucking shots!!! MAF is MVP!
>> Anonymous
I love how there are almost more comments during commercials than actual game commentary. /sp/ doesn't know Hockey
>> Anonymous
Is Yomammaween a meme yet?
>> Anonymous
>>132044
ice skating > *
>> Anonymous
>>132044
but canadianchicks > britchicks

so ill take hockey.
>> Anonymous
HOW DOES EDGE SHAVING GEL DO IT?
>> Anonymous
>>132053
we're too busy watching faggot
>> Anonymous
>>132057

I loled.
>> Anonymous
hahahaha were so funny, be right back folks
>> Anonymous
Europeans are crazy.
>> Anonymous
>>132047
forgot stupid volkswagen faggot car
>> NESSNESSNES !.kxiQbz5X6
>>132053
0/10
Don't bother trying again.
EUROPES SUV OF DA YEAR

VOLTSWAGON
>> Anonymous
I'M THE FUNNY ONE.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>132059
Scantily clad women, of course!
>> Anonymous
THA ZOHAN
>> Anonymous
>>132066

Whar's the pic?
>> Anonymous
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>>132072
>> Anonymous
are you an idiot? join the army we say its good because get to use your life
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
brb joining the army
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
>>132056
YOMAMMAWEEN IS NOT A MEME

LALALALALA IT'S LOVE IS
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Where the fuck are the Navy and Air Force commercials?
>> Anonymous
Yomommaween is only a meme if the Wings win tonight.
>> Anonymous
>>132052
it's not just this game, it's the whole series
>> Anonymous
>>132074

Thank you, sir.
>> Anonymous
afk army
>> Anonymous
pens will win this one, but no way they'll win the next two unless fleury plays amazing again and osgood plays like shit again
>> Anonymous
MOAR FAP
http://rapidshare.com/files/119211324/my_sisters_hot_friend_-_dani_chunk_1.mpg
>> NESSNESSNES !.kxiQbz5X6
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>> Anonymous
>>132038
haha same here. just plugged mine in.
>> Anonymous
PARTYHARDPARTYHARDPARTYHARD
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>132080
Most people going into the armed forces from what I've seen join those. The Army and Marines are trying to trick those people into joining the branches that kill ya.
>> Anonymous
Here we go for OT 3

Someone fucking score this time.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, I gotta give it to the Pittsburgh Fleurys for keepingthis one alive, though they're just delaying the inevitable.
>> Anonymous
BANANA
BANANA
BANANA
BANANA
BANANA
>> Anonymous
man
end this game so i can sleep before work tomorrow
>> Anonymous
GAME FUCKING ON!
>> Anonymous
>>132087

ADT < MAF

And I don't even like the Pens.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Hey, there's a hockey game!
>> Anonymous
66 YEARS
>> Anonymous
Zetterberg from the faceoff 30 seconds in
>> Anonymous
Fucking Net
>> Anonymous
BILLIARD TABLE AT HOME, DOHOHOOHOOHOHO
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
The music is becoming more and more gay throughout the OTs...
>> Anonymous
I'm calling 100 saves for MAF by the end of the game.
>> Anonymous
WHAT A HIT LOLOLOL
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
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>>132103
DOHOHOHOHO
>> Anonymous
The Arena needs more Basshunter.
>> Anonymous
SCOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Great chances for the wings...
>> Anonymous
GOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL
>> Anonymous
i think malkin will be the decider
>> Anonymous
>>132105

Rest of Pens should just stand there and rest. They aren't doing anything, just MAF.
>> Anonymous
FRANZEN HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT
>> Anonymous
SCORE?!?
>> NESSNESSNES !.kxiQbz5X6
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>> Anonymous
OZZY OZZY OZZY
>> Anonymous
Zetterburg is rocking
>> Anonymous
so many chances, should've scored 3x now!
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>132112
Uh... no.
>> Anonymous
SCORE!
>> Anonymous
Go Ozzie
>> Anonymous
Crosby you faggot
>> Anonymous
Remember when the Penguins had no fans?
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
lol @ the angry guy in the white shirt
>> Anonymous
MARC ANDRE FLEURY IS GOD
>> Anonymous
Icing, this game is over now.
>> Anonymous
FUCK DETROIT YOU GUYS HAVE TAKEN SO LONG GONCHAR IS BACK FUUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous
>>132127
3 months ago?
>> Anonymous
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
>> Anonymous
HIIIGHWAY TO THEW
DANGER ZONE
>> Anonymous
RIDE INTO THE DANGER ZONE
>> Anonymous
DANGERZOOOOOOONE
>> Anonymous
>>132127

Don't worry, it'll be like that again soon enough.
>> Anonymous
HIghway to the danger zone? Really? Who the fuck is picking the music?
>> Anonymous
>>132131
He's just keeping the bench warm. No worries
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
CRUNCH
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH DANGER ZONE
>> Anonymous
>>132138

At this point they just plugged a fan's IPod in and hit "shuffle"
>> Anonymous
SUDDEN DEATH
>> Anonymous
This game is really heating uzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
>> Anonymous
>>132138
some guy with a sweet mullet
>> Anonymous
CONFIRMED:THIS GAME WILL NEVER END
>> NESSNESSNES !.kxiQbz5X6
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>> Anonymous
Hope this finishes within 20 minutes. I don't want to miss "The Mole"!
>> Anonymous
FRANZEN, QUIT MISSING THOSE CHANCES! MAKE MY PREDICTION COME TRUE!!
>> Anonymous
>>132145
BILLY RAY CYRUS FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
OVER/UNDER: FIVE OVERTIMES
>> Anonymous
I've gone from being mildly interested to on the edge of my seat and now slowly no longer caring.
>> Anonymous
FRANZEN MORE LIKE AMAZEN
>> Anonymous
>>132146
I'm starting to think like this too
>> Anonymous
in b4 Fleury gets flashbacks of the 2004 Junior games.
>> Anonymous
hurrhurrhur gave my kids permission to stay up & watch ahhoho
>> NESSNESSNES !.kxiQbz5X6
>>132142
>>132138

jeeze, pitfags, this is all redwings standard stuff
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
You know, at this rate I might very well miss conan as well.
>> Anonymous
>>132152

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
>> Anonymous
you are now watching a hockey game
>> Anonymous
>>132159
Faggot.

Letter > Conan.
>> NESSNESSNES !.kxiQbz5X6
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>> Anonymous
Goddamn it end this boring ass game already.
>> Anonymous
CBC announcer just said "Wed Wings"
>> Anonymous
MY ANGEL IS A CENTERFOLD
>> Anonymous
CENTERFOLD
>> Anonymous
ANGEL IS THE CENTERFOLD?!

WHO IS PICKING THIS MUSIC!?
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>132163
I'm missing Letterman right now, moron.

Also: FUCK YEAH CENTERFOLD.
>> Anonymous
>>132156
He suddenly drops to the ice and goes into convulsions. Samuellson still manages to find a way to hit the puck directly at the penguin logo on his chest.
>> Anonymous
I laughed so hard I felt something move in my asshole
>> Anonymous
BUTTMAN: JUST AS PLANNED
>> Anonymous
Don't try that finesse bullshit, Crosby. Just keep wailing it at the goal until Osgood fucks up.
>> Anonymous
>>132167
lol they're gonna bury bob cole before this is over
>> Anonymous
If this game goes much longer the DJ is going to run out of songs.
>> Anonymous
Can someone please score? Some of us would like to fap.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>132178
OZZIE IS GOD
>> Anonymous
Fuck can anyone in Detroit hit the net?

WTB Ovechkin thanks
>> Anonymous
It's a 4 minuter!
>> Anonymous
BETTMAN STRIKES AGAIN.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
4 Minutes... oh dear god.
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK
>> Anonymous
FUCK, GAME OVER
>> Anonymous
THE BUTTMAN 4: RETURN OF THE REVENGE OF BUTTMAN
>> Anonymous
>>132174
i lol'd hard
>> Anonymous
Dunnananana BETTMEN!
>> Anonymous
at least it was a good call
>> Anonymous
LOL GARY BETTMAN HERE

NO ONE WILL NOTICE THIS ONE
>> Anonymous
Fucking bush league Red Wings
Hudler you shitbag
>> Anonymous
THE FUCK...
>> Anonymous
Keep that stick down brother.
>> Anonymous
well, it's over
>> Anonymous
Penguins score and everyone cheers because they're so fucking tired
>> Anonymous
I swear if they dont score on this four mintue power play i will an hero
>> Anonymous
THIS IS THE GAME
>> Anonymous
FAGGOTRY IN THIS OFFICIATING
>> Anonymous
pulling wwf tricks with the razor in his glove
>> Anonymous
>>132177

/r/ing shoop of this
>> Anonymous
oh man a wings shorthanded goal would be priceless
>> Anonymous
Holy shit.. Come the fuck on Penguins, you fuckers! Win dammit
>> Anonymous
AND GONCHAR IS ON THE PP
>> Anonymous
>>132180


Didnt they alreadfy play We Will Rock You like 2 overtimes ago?
>> Anonymous
>>132180

DJ could always repeat songs from earlier in the game. I can't remember that many years ago.
>> Anonymous
>>132204
That was a clear high sticking and it drew blood
>> Anonymous
BULLSHIT.
>> Anonymous
SYKORA IS GOD
>> Anonymous
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>> Anonymous
fuck fuck fuck
>> Anonymous
Thank fucking god.

I have learned Hockey Hate tonight.
>> Anonymous
God dammit
>> Anonymous
FUUCK
>> Anonymous
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PET WIN!
>> Anonymous
FUCK YOU NHL

FUCK YOU.
>> Anonymous
ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
SYKORA FUCKING CALLED IT FORTY-FIVE MINUTES AGO.
FUCK YEAH
GAME SIX
SUCK MY DICK
I'M A SHAAAARK
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
SYKORA CALLS HIS FUCKING SHOT.


HEY BABY!

WHAT NOW WINGSFAGS?
>> Anonymous
cocks
>> Anonymous
OH GOD EPIC FAIL WINGSFAGS
>> Anonymous
GOAL.

Fucking finally. Would rather it be a Red Wings goal, but whatever. It's over. Thank god.
>> Anonymous
there is a god!!
>> Anonymous
I'm going to cry right now.
>> Anonymous
OSGOOD

YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
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JUST AS PLANNED!
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
And so ends the night /sp/ got 3000 posts.
>> Anonymous
>>132229
>WHAT NOW WINGSFAGS?

UH, 3-2?
>> Anonymous
FUCKING FAGGOTS

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>> Anonymous
YEEEAAAH
>> Anonymous
WELL, HOCKYFRIENDS WE HAVE ANOTHER GAME TO WATCH TOMORROW NIGHT
>> Anonymous
http://rapidshare.com/files/119211735/Kristina_f_my_jeans__1__chunk_1.mp4
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
YESS AMAZINGGG! SO HAPPY! NOW DONT FUCK UP IN GAME 6!
>> Anonymous
FUCKING REF GETTING IN THE DAMN WAY
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>132229

Congratulations! You get to give up the cup at home!
>> Anonymous
lol 58-32
>> Anonymous
34 seconds. Red Wings, why did you choke?
>> TheMeanderingIDORT !!xgtB0pbF2KR
>>132229
We go to Pittsburgh, avoid fucking up like we did tonight (Damn you, Kronwall and Hudler) and win like we did in Game Four.
Alternatively, we lose Game Six and win Game 7 by not fucking up.

It's all good.
>> CB's Mom
well that should make all you faggots shut the fuck up and leave my 35year old boy alone.
>> Anonymous
Thank god. I didn't want to have to make yet another thready.
>> NESSNESSNES !.kxiQbz5X6
I'll be back, with new items to MSpaint
>> Anonymous
Detroit is shit at game 5s this season
>> Anonymous
>>132271

I wouldn't reall call coming back from a 2-0 deficit to drop it in 3OT too much of a choke.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I don't get it? I prayed to all the gods for a RW win.
>> Anonymous
Go back to sucking crosby's dick Don Cherry.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>132302
STEEL TYCOON BUTTMAN
>> Anonymous
Detroit wins in Game 6 guaranteed. You heard it here first.
>> Anonymous
>>132298

Don Cherry is the only guy on this network that DOESN'T blow Crosby. LURK TEH FUCK MOAR.
>> Anonymous
>>132315

10 bux says Red Wings RAPE like they did in Games One and Two.
>> Anonymous
Red Wings 4-0 shutout Wednesday
>> Anonymous
For this to supposedly be one of the best games in awhile, it has left me just tired of hockey.