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Sidney Crosby: The greatest hockey player who has ever lived.

Discuss.
>> Anonymous
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>>52344
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
You're right. I should give the NHL another chance. Thank you Sidney Crosby.
>> Anonymous
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The new NHL, guys.

We are witnessing true greatness here.
>> Anonymous
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It's only fitting.
>> Anonymous
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Willie Mitchell - the second greatest Name in hockey who has ever lived.
>> Anonymous
>>52344

>Sidney Crosby: The gayest hockey player who has ever lived.

fixed
>> Anonymous
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better
>> Anonymous
>>52422
Behind Radek Bonk right?
>> Anonymous
>>52422
>>52448

behind johnny oduya
>> Anonymous
Fuck you guys.

Its only fitting that /sp/ hates Crosby. The only real faggot that loves him and wants to guzzle his hot cum til next Tuesday is CapitalistBastard. Any Anon that says they legitimately like Crosby is just trolling.

0/10
>> Anonymous
>>52451
Correct sir (>>52422here)
>> Anonymous
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Eddie Shore?
>> Anonymous
>>52488
Hanson Brothers FTW!!
>> Anonymous
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THE FUCK YOU SAY?

If Crosby even has a dream about skating on the same ice as me, he'd better wake up and call me to apologize.
>> Anonymous
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Leave Crosby to me
>> Anonymous
Watching PHI/PIT game and there was a great "It's only fitting" moment just now.
>> Anonymous
>>52680
SIDNEY. STOP FIGHTING. That's not the future of the NHL.
>> Anonymous
>>52680

When Hartnell came at him and Crosby flipped back like there was a sniper in the Rafters? I loved that. :D
>> Anonymous
>>52680
Describe it for those not watching all-Pennsylvania games.
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< Sidney Crosby
>> Anonymous
Notice how that retarded tripfag isn't posting how great the Penguins whenever they're playing in a close game.

At least the Cheechoo train kept rolling after the failed "Phoenix? No problem." thread.
>> Anonymous
Malkin is better.
>> Anonymous
>>52698
see
>>52694
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sup guys
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52706

Close game?

It won't be for long.

I guarantee it.
>> Anonymous
>>52717

rofl

Sure kiddo... sure
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52717

HAHAHA GONCHAR JUST WRECKED TWO FLYERS.

This is going to be fucking hilarious.
>> Anonymous
I love Crosby. He's such a shit disturber.

Malkin is better though I think. Plays with more of an edge, has better hands, and can actually throw hits. Both of them can weave through the opposition like it's no ones business though.
>> Mattel Electronics Presents B-17 Bomber !!F9WdIcHuL95
Helluva game so far.
>> Anonymous
>>52731

Two? It was the same guy you retard.

First was a good hit, second was an elbow to the face.
>> Anonymous
>>52731
Ha ha, he got away with a cheap shot. Good job refs.
>> Anonymous
>>52740

rofl at the name

BEEEEEEEEEE-SEVENTEEEN BOOOOOOOOMBERRRRR
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>Eric Lindros. On ice.

fixed
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Christ, why does it have to be Hal "leadfoot" Gill that picks up that rebound?
>> Anonymous
I got so excited just before the commercial break. It looked like Crosby threw the gloves to fight.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52742

Cry the fuck moar.

Flyerfags fags trying to cheap shot Crosby when his back is turned.
>> Anonymous
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The fuck are you on about.
>> Anonymous
BOOM! CROSBY WITH THE BIG SHOT!
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
How'd you like that goal faggots?

1:41 PP time left to go.
>> Anonymous
Hello zebras, how do we give the pens 2 goals? har har har
>> Anonymous
>>52760

Nice fucking gift. How did anyone on the Pens not get a penalty on that shit?
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All me, faggots.
>> Anonymous
Hartnell is five minutes from murdering a Penguin with his skate.
>> Anonymous
>>52768

He nearly took a couple of Orpiks teeth out with his stick.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52764

Something to do with Hartnell socking Crosby in the back of the head after the whistle.

Enjoy missing the Playoffs Flyerfags.
>> Anonymous
>>52769

Because he flopped to the ice like a faggot and tried to stop play.
>> Anonymous
>>52773

That's called "hockey", you Bettman butt-buddy.
>> Anonymous
He's from where I am right now.

fapfapfapfap
>> Anonymous
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I think I figured it out:

CB = Pierre "I'm gay for Sid" McGuire.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52775

I'd start playing HOCKEY you talentless thugs.

You can't handle the talent on this team.

3-4 PP
>> Anonymous
Thanks Dowd you fucking waste of a roster spot.
>> Anonymous
Way to choke, Biron...
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52786

Biron BLOWS when he plays in Pittsburgh.

He has around a 3.55 GAA.
>> Anonymous
>>52788

Err...Doesn't Biron blow when he plays anyone?
>> Anonymous
Holy shit! Where did all the Penfags come from? I mean seriously, they had little fans in the time between the Jagr and Lemieux era, and the Crosby Malkin era.
>> Anonymous
>>52792

Just started selling tickets for the bandwagon like hot-cakes.

NICE DIVE, MALKIN.
>> Anonymous
>>52792
fuck u ive always liked penguins
>> Anonymous
>>52783
Sorry, we forgot Sid's little-girl physique can't handle a little physicality. From now on we'll poke him lightly with pillows to ensure his dainty skin dosen't chafe.

You fucking pussies.
>> Anonymous
>>52792
Easy, Pittsburg is populated by bandwagon faggots eager to eat up anything Crosby shits out.
>> Anonymous
>>52788

So does Nitty, but he's even worse.
>> Anonymous
>>52797
nice response, very mature. You fall into the little category of the faithful fans.
>> Anonymous
And wow, Crosby got STONED.
>> Anonymous
"Sidney's found his game"

What? Whining to the officials?

WHOOOOO! ANOTHER PENALTY!

This shit's ridiculous.
>> Anonymous
>>52803
And you fall into the category of "I got trolled".
>> Anonymous
>>52806

Are you watching the Philly feed? O_o
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
The over/under for Pittsburgh goals in the 3rd period is 2.

I'm taking the over.
>> Anonymous
>>52803
That's a sophisticated gentleman in Pittsburg
>> Anonymous
>>52783
>talentless thugs

But...but...
We're the BROAD STREET BULLIEZ
RITE GUYZ?
>> Anonymous
>>52811

I'll take the under. 0 sounds good.
>> Anonymous
Why is it that, every time Crosby's involved in a scrum, it's because he took a cheap shot at a player with his back turned to him?
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52814

>Pittsburg

Failure.

>>52824

>Why is it that, every time Crosby's involved in a scrum, it's because he took a cheap shot when his back was turned from a pussy bitch flyer?

Fixt
>> Anonymous
>>52829

How ironic you say that...
>> Anonymous
>>52824
Didn't you see when Crosby & Kukkanen were hugging and kissing?
>> Anonymous
>>52833

Then the refs sprinted and stopped the love. :(
>> Anonymous
Ovetchkin is a bad ass.
I say give him... 3 years and people will be calling him a guaranteed HOF'er
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52845

I'm going to laugh my ass off if he loses the scoring title to Malkin.
>> Anonymous
>>52846
Isn't Ovechkin up in goals by 11?
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52850

Scoring title is points not goals.
>> Anonymous
>>52850
You're new aren't you.
>> Anonymous
Malkin is on a far better team the Ovechkin. It shouldn't even be a comparison.
>> Anonymous
>>52853

He still needs like 5 points to even do that. Pens have one game left. Ovie still has two, and he's pretty hot right now..

Outcome Unlikely
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52863

Malkin is down by 4 with 4 periods to play.

It's unlikely but possible.
>> Anonymous
>>52866
This is assuming Ovie does absolutely nothing in his remaining games.
>> Anonymous
Did you see that bitch just kick at that defenseman?
>> Anonymous
announcers masturbating to Hal Gill...
>> Anonymous
>>52881

lol are you serious? He's taken two shitty penalties and one led to a PP goal. Gill is terrible.
>> Anonymous
>>52891
They were talking about how fucktacularly awesome he is on the penalty kill. Apparantly.

This game is much more entertaining than the Wings embarassing themselves against the BHawks, at least.
>> Anonymous
Malkin is a beast.

Crosby's just an opportunistic, cheap-shotting faggot
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52881

HAHAHAHA

Georges Laraque has more offensive talent than half the Philly squad.

ANOTHER PENS POWER PLAY.
>> Anonymous
>>52901
CB masturbating to Georges Laraque...
>> Anonymous
>>52901

lulz

keep telling yourself that, when he's riding the bench in the playoffs.

inb4 'flyerfags miss playoffs joke'
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52910

No shit he's going to be a healthy scratch in the Playoffs.

That fact doesn't make Philly any more talented.

Enjoy your golf.
>> Anonymous
Meanwhile...

5-2 Chicago

*shudder*
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
What a cheesedick penalty.

Super fast whistles and ticky-tack calls.
>> Anonymous
Bruinsfag here.

I support the Pens.
>> Anonymous
>>52917

I do enjoy golf thank you very much.

What's Crosby's handicap btw? He should start practicing for the next two weeks.
>> Anonymous
>>52924
oh BAWWWWWW

Christ, every single word you spurt out just keeps contributing to the binders full of evidence that you're a total fucking pussy, Change your diaper and suck it up.
>> Anonymous
>>52924

Oh yeah, because the Penguins didn't get a call ALL fucking night.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52928

The Flyers got more than their fair share of make-up call.

Stop fucking whining.

>>52927

This post makes no fucking sense in the context of what you are replying to.

Kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>52930
You're winning the game, you're convinced that your team is composed of nuclear-enhanced supermen the likes of which Marvel would probably kill to get the rights of, then complain like a little bitch when they get a penalty.

In short, you're a whiny child.
>> Anonymous
>>52930

That's funny, a Pens fan telling someone to stop whining, you're really cute when you're angry you know that? ^_^
>> Anonymous
Come on Pens, keep the Sabres in it.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52930
>>52936
>>52934

How'd you like that redirect faggots?

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Now pull your goaltender so Malkin can get another empty netter.
>> Anonymous
>>52941
And, yet again, you pussyfoot around the situation you're being confronted with.

You're. A. Whiny. Bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>52941

He's still a pussy, but I need him to help the Sabres stay alive.
>> Anonymous
*facepalm*

They're fucking done...
>> Anonymous
>>52939
FUCK YES
>> Anonymous
Malkin is a superhero. It's official.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
ATLANTIC DIVISION CHAMPIONS.
>> Anonymous
Wow, their first division title in what, 13 years? Enjoy this while it lasts, because it won't be long.
>> Anonymous
>>52952
Math isn't your subject is it.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52952

They are an OT loss or a Montreal loss or OT loss away from the winning the #1 seed.

Enjoy your fucking golf for the second straight year.
>> Anonymous
Honestly, if the Flyers had gotten away with a double-minor and were given a 5-on-3 right after, this tripfag would be fuming.
>> Anonymous
>>52952
I think it's 10 years.
>> Anonymous
>>52954

roffle. Crosby and Malkin are your presents for sucking for 6 straight years. But hey, when they both leave, don't say I didn't warn you.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>52955

Your team took stupid penalties and got burned.

KEEP BAWWWWWWWWING
>> Anonymous
5 Bucks says we won't see the trip fag when the Pens lose in the playoffs.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Flyers fans BAWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>52959

Again, glad we won't have to deal with your faggotry when the Penguins flame out of the play-offs.