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MATT CASSEL !!ZIZEM+9e4u8
brb attempting to fly
>> Rosenfails Sage
I BELIEVE I CAN FFFLLLYYYYYY ?
I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYY ?

*fumbles*
>> Anonymous
Somebody needs to make a gif of that fumble.
>> Anonymous
inb4SAGEROSENFAIL
>> Sage Rosenfail
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We were up by 17 late in the game on the 40 yard line of the colts with 3 mins left to go.

The coach told me I just needed to play safe.

Pfft playing safe is for pussies. I knew I could have just unleashed the dragon but thats for sissies like grissman.. I needed to unleash the Usain bolt.

I took off from 13 yards deep. I knew I could make it to the endzone.

Coach always told me to slide when people get near but what the fuck does he know. It was time for me to fly.


So what If I dropped the ball. I looked good mid air. I know the cheerleaders were watching and rubbing their nipples. Who wouldn't?
>> Anonymous
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Pic is what rosenfail was trying to be.
>> SageRosenfail
>>382884
Faking LOL
>> Anonymous
>>382892
Just realized, that's ironically against the texans.