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Anonymous
I hate you faggots.

You guys make fun of the Marlins constantly. You say that, despite having a decent ball club this year, they have abysmal attendance figures. You also mention the two fire sales following their two World Series victories. I won't debate either fact. However, you forget to acknowledge the following:

--The Marlins have one of the highest TV ratings in baseball.
--The Marlins have a deep prospect pool and excellent scouting.
--Hanley Ramirez.
--The Marlins are getting a new stadium with a retractable roof, which will make going to a baseball game actually enjoyable in the brutal sun of the Florida summer (If you're reading this Norman Braman, fuck you and your kike ass).
--Miami has a large Cuban community. Cubans are huge fans of baseball.
--Marlins swag actually sells very well, and you see Marlins hats, jerseys, T-shirts, etc all over South Florida.
--A common question in the Miami workplace in the morning is "Did you see the Marlins game last night?" (In the fall and winter, replace with Dolphins; in the spring, replace with the Heat...nobody cares about the Panthers)
--You are all a bunch of faggots.

I'm done.
>> Anonymous
You know what, you're right, we have said some unfair things about the Marlins, and I for one apologize.

They actually have a terrible ballclub.
>> Anonymous
The Marlins have abysmal attendance figures.
>> Anonymous
The Marlins are a joke of a franchise, with a midget owner....yet they still have more World Series than my team, so...hmm..

That's a noodle scratcher.
>> Anonymous
>>230383

either underage or a troll.

2 rings in 10 years is better then 3/4 of baseball teams

They constantly develop talent and are in contention every 3 years. A lot better then shit teams like Pirates and Orioles
>> Anonymous
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and you have DAN UGGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> Anonymous
Judging by the Marlins' six-year schedule, they will be World Series champions next year, with a roster made up of 22-year old Dominicans who combined make less than A-Rod makes
>> Anonymous
>>230379

0/9001
>> Anonymous
I really think that, with the new dedication to wining, a new stadium, the best player in baseball, attendance will approve.
>> Anonymous
>>230397
Holy shit Uggla's forearms are HUEG
>> Anonymous
>>230407

You don't know shit about baseball
>> Anonymous
>>230401

That's if they don't dump their roster in the offseason lol
>> Anonymous
>>230414
No, they will, but they'll fucking win anyway because they have the best scouts in the universe.
>> Anonymous
>>230411

Who? Oh you mean Popeye with a baseball bat.
>> Anonymous
>>If you're reading this Norman Braman, fuck you and your kike ass

That kike gets a fuck you from Philly, too. He's why Reggie White ended up a Packer.
>> Anonymous
>>230413

bawww

0/10
>> Anonymous
>>230427

>butthurt

Sorry your team can't win shit.
>> Anonymous
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>>230433
>> Anonymous
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what did you say faggot?

pic related-its a Marlins game.....
>> Anonymous
>>230449
Wow...that's just sad.
>> Anonymous
>>230442

>butthurt
>> Anonymous
>>230449

Spring training. I mean it cant be THAT bad.
>> Anonymous
>>230449
hey, at least you get good seats, right?
>> Anonymous
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lol we win with are 20 million pay roll
>> Anonymous
>>230463

>our

dur hur
>> Anonymous
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Obligatory
>> Anonymous
>>230464
Jawohl, typo nazi.
>> Anonymous
>>230449
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>230460

if you want to sunbathe and have privacy, go to a marlins game
>> Anonymous
>>230470

>butthurt
>> Anonymous
>>230469

No I was correcting my own error because I knew the spelling Nazi's would be right on top of that.
>> Anonymous
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>>230379
>> Anonymous
Tampafag here...

The only reason the Marlins have horrible attendance is because it's an outside stadium. If the Rays were outside I'd never go to a game.
>> Anonymous
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Hey baseball fans,

My name is Billy The Marlin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are land loving, scaleless, no-gills who spend every second of their day rooting for teams with payrolls over $20million. You are everything bad about baseball fans. Honestly, have any of you ever been to Dolphin Stadium? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Dan Uggla because of your own insecurities, but your teams payroll is in a whole other level then ours. This is even worse than when we sold off our 1997 World Series team.

Don't be a stranger. Just try wearing this outfit when its 90 degrees outside. My costume is pretty much perfect. I've been on ESPN Over 9000 times, and I might be inducted into the mascot Hall of Fame. What sports do you dress up for, other than "Furry night at Shea Stadium"? The Marlins have won 2 Championships, and I have a bling bling ring on my fin (Its so icy; Shit was SO expensive). You are all terrible fans who should tell your team's owner to lower their payroll. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my ring.
>> Anonymous
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No wonder nobody goes to Marlins games. I wouldn't want to watch this crap (or Dan Uggla) either.
>> Anonymous
>>230516
yeah... uh huh... right...
>> Anonymous
>>230524
That's probably part of it. It gets way too hot in Florida for outdoor baseball.
>> Anonymous
Good team. Terrible fans.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>230517

Mascots are faggots and every team with one sucks and should be ashamed
>> Anonymous
>>230483
Since you love fixing typos you might want to take the apostrophe out of "Nazis's".
>> Anonymous
>>230530
>Mascots are faggots...

They're furfags, that's what they are!
>> Anonymous
Seems they're building a new stadium in 2011, seating 37,000. It will be a retractable roof. The team will also be renamed the Miami Marlins.

There, happy now Marlinfags?
>> Anonymous
I actually have a liking for the Marlins; I hate the fans for being the ultimate bandwagoners (only showed up in 97 and 03, and that's it.), and the owner for being a douche bag. He better start spending now that the new stadium is being built at the Orange Bowl (same thing goes for the Oakland A's and their new home)
>> Anonymous
Marlins should GTFO of Florida and go to North Carolina or some shit like that. NC needs a pro baseball team.
>> Anonymous
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>>230530
>> Anonymous
>>230427
>>230442
>>230407
Same Butthurt fag who roots for a team that sucks ass and gets raped by the Marlins.
>> Anonymous
>>230540

>ultimate bandwagoners

I live in FL and have been going to about 15 games a year since 2000. There are a group of good fans out there. I can't really blame the fans though. Every time the team got good and would start winning, they would sell the team off. It is hard to love a team when ownership constantly fucks you.

I think shit will change though. We just locked Hanley up for like 7 years.
>> Anonymous
>>230530

So only the Yanks and the Cubs don't suck

sounds about right
>> Anonymous
>>230565

Most likely a Mets fan.
>> Anonymous
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Best mascot.
>> Anonymous
>>230565
>>230573

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>> Anonymous
>>230573
In reality, I hate the Mets. If not for Cubs, Yankees or RedSoxfags, they would actually be at the top of my list of teams I hate.
>> Anonymous
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>> Anonymous
>>230579

>butthurt
>> Anonymous
>>230608

>butthurt
>> Anonymous
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>>230379