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Anonymous
Anyone goin to the Phillies parade today?
>> Anonymous
Man I wish... Im stuck at work all day... it fucking blows
>> Anonymous
Sucks man, I'm headin up there in an hour
>> Anonymous
my sister and my girlfriends along with a few more people went. just dropped them off at the train station
>> Anonymous
What sport is this?
>> Anonymous
The shitty thing is that I work in Bensalem... I figured they would let us off to go... apparently not... fuckers.

My boss took his kids though... I'm gonna head to the stadiums after I leave work... all the Phillies will be long gone by then but I'm sure there will still be people there.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
Are you guys going to destroy shit during the parade too?
>> Anonymous
idk man, I was in the broad st celebration, where it was virtually lawless, idk about the parade
>> Anonymous of Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY
I'll be there. Can't stay there long, though.
>> Anonymous
>>442534
Dude it's going to be awesome... I wish I could go. And nah, it won't be lawless. It's broad daylight... MOST people are sober today (as opposed to 10:00 at night the other night), there's a HUGE police presence, and everyone is happy. It'll be awesome.

>>442531
GTFO my Phillies thread faggot... go whore something else up.

HKK: Platoon troll at best... All-Star cock-smoker though
>> Anonymous
>>442534

Is it true that there was basically a raep festival? I heard guys were just gang-pounding these chicks and cops were ignoring it.
>> Anonymous
>>442541
no... that's ridiculous...

However, when Philly hosts the "greek festivals" they sometimes end up being a rape fests... that normally happens in the ghetto though so it's a bunch of---... yeah I'll just stop there.
>> Anonymous
>>442545
I'm sorry... I flubbed that... they're actually called the "greek picnic"
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>442539

Philadelphia: Platoon people at best.

Let me know when you guys decide to move up the evolutionary chart.
>> Anonymous
>>442547
Let me know when you decide to get over yourself and your sore butt starts to heal.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>442548

Gotta love 4chan, the moment you start criticizing anything you're somehow a "BUTTHURT BAWWWWW FAG".
>> Anonymous
>>442541

I know this is 4chan and we're supposed to celebrate it, but I saw it with my own eyes. Four or five fat guys were holding down this one girl and going to town on her. There was a cop maybe ten feet away, watching it.

It made me pretty sick for my city.
>> Anonymous
>>442550
No... it's got nothing to do with 4chan... it's got to do with the fact that someone started a (OMG) nice/polite thread asking who is going to our celebration parade, and you (who has absolutely nothing to do with any of this) decide to come in here and spread your bullshit negativity in an otherwise benign thread. It makes you come off as "butthurt" that you feel the need to come into a thread and drop your 2 cents like anyone gives a shit what your opinion is.

So yes, you are acting like a butthurt bawwfag. Maybe you aren't butthurt, but you are certainly playing the part.
>> Anonymous
>>442553
Raysfag detected
>> Anonymous
>>442553
I don't believe you've ever been to Philadelphia...

Where did it happen then?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>442554

Philadelphia is negative by default. I didn't spread anything.
>> Anonymous
>>442557
Dude, I guarantee you've never set foot in Philadelphia. You base everything you know about Philadelphia on the bullshit that you read on the internet and shit you hear from second hand sources at best. You can't help but interfere with something that has nothing to do with you. Even if Philadelphia is negative by default, go look at the rest of this thread... was it negative before you came in here dropping your shit? No, it wasn't. You're a true asshole HKK, and no one cares/agrees with any of the shit you have to say.

Like I said... you wanna be an annoying ass troll? Go ahead, feel free. But why do you need to do it in this thread?

I don't know why I'm bothering arguing on 4chan... you're only going to follow up this post with another annoying troll post that makes you look like an even bigger bag of dicks.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>442563

If no cares what I have to say why are you bothering to critique my posts?
>> Anonymous
>>442557
Seriously dude... go start a "Ryan Howard: Platoon player at best" thread or some shit. Go continue trolling the Brad Lidge thread... but what reason do you really have to be in this thread if you have no vested interest in this?
>> Anonymous
>>442564
Because I truly enjoy telling you what a retard you are. I guess I'm just hoping that one day you'll see how shitty and insignificant you are. Also, I have nothing better to do since I can't go to the parade and I have nothing to do at work because the economy sucks and no one is building anything anymore...
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>442566

Sounds to me like you're butthurt.
>> Anonymous
>>442567
What reason do I have to be butthurt? My city is the happiest city in the country right now. I just hate people like you, that's all. If anything, I would say that I'm being an "internet white knight" on behalf of all of my fellow Illadelphians. That I can accept, but my butt is far from sore.

tl;dr you're still a platoon troll at best.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>442570

>I just hate people like you

You're butthurt. You're mildly upset/critiquing something on the internet. By the rules we've established that makes you a butthurt bawfag.
>> Anonymous
>>442574
To be butthurt, one needs to establish a sense of shame. I feel no shame in telling you what I think about you.
>> Anonymous
This is by far the easiest forum to troll on 4chan... 10/10 HKK. Masterful trolling.
>> Anonymous
Of course I am!
>> Anonymous
>>442576

/sp/ - Where trolling is a sport.
>> Anonymous
Nice man, you better get goin now though... it's already a freakin' zoo from what I understand.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>442575

I have no shame in anything I do on /sp/. I guess that makes me never butthurt and your insults invalid and childish.
>> Anonymous
>>442579
I heard the lines to buy tickets at the PATCO station in Haddonfield were lined up down the fucking street!
>> Anonymous
>>442582
I'm sure they were... I live in Riverton and the River Line stations were fucking PACKED... and they are all no doubt going to the high speed line to go over into Philly.

It's going to be nuts.

>>442581
I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Nanny nanny boo boo.

Please... YOU are accusing people of being childish? When are you moving out of mommy's basement?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>442585

Dude, I guarantee you've never set foot in my house. You base everything you know about my house on the bullshit that you read on the internet and shit you hear from second hand sources at best.
>> Anonymous
>>442582
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/traffic_autos/transit/Parade_of_Problems_SEPTA__PATCO_Maxed_Out.html

If anyone is planning on taking public transportation, I suggest leaving ASAP
>> Anonymous
>>442588
Shit you're right... I'm sorry I shouldn't assume. So which room in Mommy's house DO you live in?
>> Anonymous
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/live/?aid=33597959&vid=33039209

There's a live feed of the parade for anyone that can't make it. It starts in about an hour... You can watch the terrible local news crew until then lol.
>> Anonymous
>>442603
You best not be talking about Bill Henley nigger
>> Anonymous
>>442603
Actually go fuck yourself, Bill Henley and Lori Wilson are fucking awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>442605
>>442604
Wait... you two actually like these two? NBC 10 is my favorite local news station... don't get me wrong... but these two are my least favorite out of all the anchors/newspeople.

Anyone see Terry Ruggles live testicle examinations? They were pretty lulzy.
>> Anonymous
>>442605
>>442604
Bill Henley and Lori Wilson detected...
>> Anonymous
Lori Wilson's black ass could get the business though... I'll say that much. I got me some jungle fever for her.
>> Anonymous
>>442606
Bill Henley is just fucking awesome, and Lori is meh but I'd hit it. BUT HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT LIKE BILL HENLEY?!
>> Anonymous
Bill Henley > Glenn "Hurricane" Schwartz
>> Anonymous
>>442609
I dunno what it is... he just irks me. I think he's like too corny or something. Mostly though, I really don't like "The 10! Show". Other than that, he's pretty decent. And like I said... Lori could get the fuckin' business.

But still, NBC 10 is the shit... Everyone sweats action news's balls, but I don't really like Action News.
>> Anonymous
>>442612
>>442612
TRUST THE BOW TIE, NIGGER!
>> Anonymous
So where are we all from in here Phillyfags? Riverton, NJ here.
>> Anonymous
>>442614
Oh no I agree 10 show is complete shit, but NBC 10 is WAY better than Action News. Everyone Fellates Action News just because of the theme song.
>> Anonymous
>>442616
Westmont, NJ
>> Anonymous
>>442617
True that... the theme song is bumpin' though. I'll have to agree on that one. The band that wrote that song actually performs at a "night club" called Lyrics in the northeast. I say it with quotes because it's all old people that frequent this place. It's like a night club for seniors lol.
>> Anonymous
>>442619
Nice... South Jersey FTW.
>> Anonymous
>>442620
haha wow I never knew old people left their house

>>442622
FUCK YEAR
>> Anonymous
I'm from South Jersey, but can't go to the parade because I now live too far away.

I almost went today, though. I tried. Hard.

Is there anywhere to watch it online?
>> Anonymous
>>442625

see

>>442603
>> Anonymous
OP here, I got a spot on the eL and everytime we stopped people tryed to hoard in, but everyone pushed them out. This indian family fuckin stopped the train and pushed themselves in and we started a "DUNKIN DONUTS" chant
>> Anonymous
heh i took i76 in at around 8am, the highway was fuckin empty. i got off at south street, went to work at my jobsite on 19th, and then told the boss i'd be back at 130 and left at 1030. went to broad and chestnut, about 7 people deep, but im 6'1 so i could see fine. i even put an old lady up on my shoulder so she could get a picture of the trophy.

as for the supposed raep- that is bullshit. i was in mayfair and any violence was responded to in kind by the staties. you could do anything you wanted but hurt people or (major) property. shit, they yelled at me for climbing to the top of the frankford and cottman sign.
>> Anonymous
>>443030
hahah oh wow, those trains were fucking filled to the brim!
>> Anonymous
>>443137
HOLY shit, i think i saw you!
>> Anonymous
>HKK
platoon troll at best
>> Anonymous
Just watched the new Sunny. It rocks. If you faggots haven't seen it yet, it's the only good thing about Philly. Even though they are relatively unrelated.
>> Anonymous
I smoked a couple bowls with friends in the middle of the crowd. Nobody said a word.
>> Anonymous
OP here, meh, parade was ok. I didnt see shit, i had a spot on the bleachers and this 40 year old cumdumster pushed me off, and i tried to get back but her husband got in my face...and i bet they didnt go to one game
>> Anonymous
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>>443210
at the parade or in mayfair? this is me at the tailgate on monday i was wearing a phils t from '94 over a hoodie. i wore the same thing on weds and at the parade.
>> Anonymous
Templefag here, I took the Subway to City Hall and stood on Broad and Walnut. I couldn't see much, but I had tickets to see them at the Linc. We tried taking the subway down, and then they shut down all southbound trains. We ended up walking 3-4 miles to the stadium. We moved into decent seats and saw their speech at the Linc, it was pretty cool.
>> Anonymous
lol, rounders
>> Anonymous
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the parade was awesome. my pic says it all.
>> Anonymous
>>443910
burrel boozin it up with his dog on the bud wagon was priceless
>> Anonymous
i was right outside the kimmel center, and it was obvious that lidge, werth, and jenkins were FUCKED up.

also:

"world FUCKING champs" - chase utley
>> Anonymous
>>443419
i smelled weed everywhere, on every corner. not to mention the drinking. i had to go back to work so i didn't partake.