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Anonymous
So...

Will the Dolphins make the playoffs?
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
I hope so.
>> Anonymous
Pats and JEST have to lose a little more than they are right now...
>> Anonymous
If they do I will personally fuck Bill Parcells because that man would be God.
>> Anonymous
>>460522
>If they do I will personally fuck Bill Parcells because that man would be God.

what
>> Anonymous
the real question is, how can you <b>impersonally</b> fuck someone?
>> Anonymous
>>460547
that's easiest way to fuck, man
>> Anonymous
>>460522

What makes you think Parcells would want to fuck a lowly human like you?
>> Anonymous
think about it. parcells fixed three teams while having a wife. then his wife divorced him. now imagine how much time he has had without a wife to think about more important things like how to fix the dolphins. its no wonder they're doing good.