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Newcastle Sack Keegan Anonymous
Newcastle Sack Keegan

BREAKING NEWS!!

Kevin Keegan has been sensationally sacked as manager of Newcastle after less than 60 days in charge.

Although the full details are yet to come to light, it would seem the mighty Kev was less than impressed at Mike Ashley's - the Newcastle United owner - suggestion that the reserve team coach duties should be shared between Ronan Keaton and Jan Leeming.

A member of the office staff at St James' Park told News of the World that Keegan is thought to have preferred William Shatner as reserve coach.

Keegan also wanted to make Paul McKenna club captain, which did not go down well with the current club captain Felicity Kendall.

However, super Kev may return to the recording studio later this month to record his first single in 30 years.
>> Anonymous
sauce
>> Anonymous
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William Shatner as reserve coach?
>> Anonymous
Newcastle is going to be relegated, and i'm going laugh so fucking hard. Geordie cunts think they're a big club.
>> Anonymous
Maybe Newcastle could fucking win a game if they didn't go all King Henry VIII on their managers.