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Anonymous
So, thanks to that other fucking mob (who were Chelsea fans in disguise and ran away) a Scottish team is going to Manchester. Expect 389057801235 cops and scrutiny whenever someone sneezes.

PS - Double LOL at getting aalborg, who put out Kaunus, who put out Rangers.

tl:dr Celtic vs Man U, again.
>> Anonymous
meh
>> Anonymous
Liverpool are fucked. PSV, Marseille and Atletico Madrid. Bye bye pickpockets.
>> Anonymous
>>303771
The players should be happy. Not very many opportunities for them to get burgled.
>> Anonymous
Just heard it's 3/1 against Celtic beating Man U at Parkhead. If I were a betting man I'd get right on that.
>> Anonymous
Who else is in the group?
>> Anonymous
Group A
CHELSEA
Roma
Bordeaux
CFR Cluj

Group B
Inter Milan
Werder Bremen
Panathinaikos
Anorthosis Famagusta

Group C
Barcelona
Sporting Lisbon
Basel
Shakhtar Donetsk

Group D
LIVERPOOL
PSV Eindhoven
Marseille
Atletico Madrid

Group E
MAN UTD
Villarreal
Celtic
Aalborg

Group F
Lyon
Bayern Munich
Steaua Bucharest
Fiorentina

Group G
ARSENAL
Porto
Fenerbahce
Dynamo Kiev

Group H
Real Madrid
Juventus
Zenit St Petersburg
Bate Borisov
>> Anonymous
groups D and F are awesome
>> Anonymous
>>303800

Fuck Group H in that draw, that's for sure.
>> Anonymous
Liverpool's group is well tough =\
>> Anonymous
BIG JOCK KNEW
>> Anonymous
>>303846
lol butthurt hun is butthurt
no huns in europe
>> Anonymous
>>303846

Yes he did, knew how to win the European cup in 1967 and hell, every contest we entered that year.

Enjoy being second best and staying at home faggot, watch out for those beachballs on sunday!
>> Anonymous
I'm a United fan, butt I'll probably watch a bunch of group H matches. Should be some fun games.
>> Anonymous
it was far across the sea when the devil got a hold of me
he wouldn't set me free so he kept me soul for ransom
na na na na na etc
i'm a sailor man from glasgow town i've roamed the world around and round
he's the meanest thing that i have found in all me days of wandering
na na na na na etc

here we go again we're on the road again
we're on the road again we're on the way to paradise
we love the jungle deep. that's where the lion sleeps
for then those evil eyes they have no place in paradise

graffiti on the wall just as the sun was going down
i see graffiti on the wall - of the celts! of the celts!
graffiti on the wall it says we're magic we're magic
graffiti on the wall.............................

it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra

we went thru each jungle deep for the paradise that we did seek
twas no trip for the weak we're waltzing with the natives
na na na na na etc
around in circles everyway he turned to me and he did say
i think you're leading me astray i want your soul me boyo
na na na na na etc

here we go again we're on the road again
we're on the road again we're on the way to paradise we love the
jungle deep. that's where the lion sleeps
for then those evil eyes they have no place in paradise

graffiti on the walls just as the sun was going down
i see graffiti on the walls - of the celts! of the celts! graffiti on
the walls says we're magic we're magic graffiti on the
wall.............................

it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
>> Anonymous
There's only one Jimmy Torbett,He kissed the boys in the toilet,He Shagged them too,And Big jock Knew,
Walking in a Celtic peado land. Oooooooooooooooooh Big Jock knew, oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew.
>> Anonymous
Group H
Real Madrid
Juventus
Zenit St Petersburg
Bate Borisov

Group of death. I'm gonna lol if Madrid don't qualify
>> Anonymous
predictions/thoughts on who goes through:

Group A
CHELSEA
Roma

Group B
Inter Milan
Panathinaikos

Group C
Barcelona
Basel(just)

Group D
LIVERPOOL/Atletico Madrid (too close to call if 'pool play well)
PSV Eindhoven

Group E
MAN UTD
Villarreal

Group F
Bayern Munich
Fiorentina

Group G
ARSENAL
Porto

Group H (anything could happen, watch for first round giant killing)
Real Madrid
Juventus
Zenit St Petersburg
Bate Borisov
>> Anonymous
The only two soccer teams Americans know exist?

Wow, it might be on TV in a bar if there are no baseball, football, basketball or hockey games on
>> Anonymous
>>304148
well if your in a bar on the E/seaboard at 3pm then you may just catch the start of one.
>> Anonymous
>>303798
My predictions
Group winners: Chelsea, Inter, Barca, PSV, Man Utd, Bayern, Porto, Madrid
Runner ups: Roma, Werder, Sporting, Athletico, Villareal, Lyon, Fenerbache, Zenit
UEFA cup: Bordeaux, Panathinaikos, Basel, LiverpoOL, Celtic, Fiorentina, Arsenal, Juve
>> Anonymous
>>304154
is it just me who thinks that the whole second bite of the cherry thing is a bit shite?
>> Anonymous
>>304192commie
>> Anonymous
>>304192
Please translate for Amerifags
>> Anonymous
I think the teams that come third in group stages parachute into the UEFA cup
>> Anonymous
As a Liverpool fan it pains me to have to put Atletico to the sword. :(

oh well maybe we'll qualify together, and Atletico can take out Chelsea before going out to Roma in the quarters ;_;
>> Anonymous
>Real Madrid
>Juventus
>Zenit St Petersburg
>Bate Borisov

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

We'll beat Madrid at home, lose away and rape Borisov twice. Zenit's the tricky one though.
>> Anonymous
>>304654

They took our beloved Luis and never played him. Athleti must die
>> Anonymous
How come Juventus is there?

Didn’t they get banned for being a bunch of cheating scumbags?
>> Anonymous
>>304749
no, if they banned for being cheating scumbags, there would be no uefa cl or cup
>> Anonymous
>>304737
Athleti is athletic de bilbao, dude.
>> Anonymous
>>304737


If we hadn't given them lil' luis, they wouldn't have given us Torres. A noble sacrifice ;_;
>> Anonymous
A: Chelsea, Roma (Bordeaux to UEFA)
B: Inter, Anorthosis (Werder to UEFA)
C: Barcelona, Szachtar (Sporting to UEFA)
D: PSV, Atletico (Liverpool to UEFA)
E: Man U, Celtic (Villareal to UEFA)
F: Bayern, Lyon (Fiorentina to UEFA)
G: Arsenal, Fenehrbahce (Porto to UEFA)
H: Juventus, Zenit (Madrid to UEFA)
>> Anonymous
>>304749

People got distracted by Porto and Olympiakos this season, though Olympiakos already dropped thanks to Anorthosis.
>> Anonymous
>>304654
>before going out to Roma in the quarters

lol Roma in the CL semis? riiiiiiiiiiight.
>> Anonymous
>>304749

3 years ago. I'm surprised Porto are being allowed to compete.

>>304192

It's only after they get put in the UEFA cup that it becomes interesting, nobody wants to see some bullshit minnow win a european trophy.
>> Anonymous
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>>304893

except the liverpool fans!
>> Anonymous
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oh hai guise ^___^
>> Anonymous
>>304749

They did 2 years ago and got punted down to Serie B. Now they're back.

Doesn't matter the'll get kicked out the group for being dicks more than anything else.
>> Anonymous
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Hey can I play?
>> Anonymous
>>304901
hurr durr

that joke got old long ago

inb4 hurr durr butthurt
>> Anonymous
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been in a coma for 7 months

so who are did we get and did we win the uefa cup to complete the quadruple?

pic related who i support
>> Anonymous
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>>304901
No.
>> Anonymous
>>304908
lol no.
>> Anonymous
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oh hai guys can i play?
>> Anonymous
>>304896


yeah with you two in charge we'd get relegated

thank Fowler we have Rafa Benitez leading us to glory.
>> Anonymous
>>304908

In proper English please?
>> Harchester United F.C.
>>304986

Celtic trolls don't use proper English, they speak Irish.
>> Anonymous
>>304877
>D: PSV, Atletico (Liverpool to UEFA)

Wrong.
>> Anonymous
Gives Nakamura another opportunity to put a world class free kick past United

Mon The Hoops!
>> Anonymous
Roma are shit
>> Anonymous
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>>303744
> Scottish
>> Anonymous
>>305047


any team with john arne riise in it is shit.. O WAIT
>> Anonymous
I'm hoping for a Chelsea-Barcelona final, with Lampard scoring the winning goal.
>> Anonymous
>>305047

Totti is god
>> Anonymous
A Chelsea, Roma
B Inter, Panathanaikos
C Barcelona, Sporting
D Atletico, Liverpool
E Man Utd, Villarreal
F Bayern, Fiorentina
G Fenerbahce, Kiev
H Madrid, Juventus

Barcelona or Bayern to win.
>> Anonymous
Who'll go though I reckon:

Group A
CHELSEA
Roma

Group B
Inter Milan
Panathinaikos

Group C
Barcelona
Sporting Lisbon

Group D
PSV Eindhoven
Atletico Madrid

Group E
MAN UTD
Celtic

Group F
Lyon
Bayern Munich

Group G
ARSENAL
Fenerbahce

Group H
Real Madrid
Juventus (Zenit have two decent players)
>> Anonymous
>>305186

Oh, and after seeing Atletico destroy Schalke the other night, they are my outside bet for the tournament. They have a ridiculously strong team this year.
>> Anonymous
>>304679

Borizov is a shite team & Zenit has been having an absolute stinker of a season & will probably lose Arshavin. This is going to be a ridiculously easy group with maximum points for Juve & Madrid.
>> Anonymous
>>305234
"...with maximum points for Juve & Madrid"

How is that possible? =p
>> Anonymous
>>305172


Totti's awesomeness is offset by Riise's shittiness
>> Anonymous
>>305234

I dunno. I think Zenit will surprise you. Madrid and Juventus will probably still win, though. But it won't be so easy.
>> Anonymous
>>305234

2-0 against Man Utd right now. This is a game United actually made a point of saying how much they wanted to win too.
>> Anonymous
>>305411

And neither of those goals had anything to do with Arshavin. Hell he wasn't even on when the first was scored.
>> Anonymous
>>305411
Which is surprising considering how lackadaisical their play has been most of the game. BTW it's 2-1 now.
>> Tripfag J. Tripfaggerton !!LBK5K2r8JOW
Scholes's hand is a better finisher than he is.

I lol'd at that goal.
>> Anonymous
>>305434
Only Maradona is allowed to get away with those.
>> Anonymous
Hahaha at Scholes. Legend.
>> Anonymous
>>305434

That was fucking excellent. How pissed off do you have to be to try something like that?
>> Anonymous
>>305434
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQXrMbArqSs

yeah Scholes is a terrible finisher
>> Anonymous
Zenit looked pretty good tonight. I'm not so sure about Juve and Real going through in that group now. Juventus will be far more concerned with winning the league this season so they might be the team to lose out to Zenit here.
>> Anonymous
What did Scholes do? Fucking stream died on me.
>> Anonymous
>>305476

Literally reached up and swatted the ball out of the air into the net. It was like he was playing fucking volleyball.
>> Anonymous
>>305476
It was a Maradona like goal, except unlike Maradona Scholes' hand was completely out in the open and away from his head. Second yellow, red card.
>> Anonymous
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>>305476
pic related. except even more blatant, and awesome, while already sitting on a yellow. that goofy bitch, lol. 4 times out of 5, if united get a red card, you can rest assured it's good ol ginger
>> Anonymous
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>>305484

He's been fapping too much to Olympic Beach Volleyball like the rest of us methinks. Which is fair enough.
>> Anonymous
Anybody got a video of scholes being a retard?
>> Anonymous
>>305498

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/1517445/

He'll miss the Villareal game over this dumb trick.
>> Anonymous
>>305500
Good. Hopefully by then the real midfield is healthy again and Nani will play over 9000 x better
>> Anonymous
>>305459

Awesome
>> Anonymous
>>305500

Legend. And now the English can't complain about how only Argentinians would do something like that either. Quality
>> Anonymous
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LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME
>> Anonymous
>>305614


Shut up, slave.
>> Anonymous
i lold
>> Anonymous
>>305500
i lold hard when oshea went to hug him

and i lold twice as hard when i saw his face getting the yellow
>> Anonymous
15/1 Arsenal choke in the last 16.

Pretty good odds there.
>> Brunona
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Lol, haven't you spotted Scholes brand new nail polish? So awful, he should have gotten a pink card for that
>> Anonymous
>>306514

Suits you sir.

/rest of the universe.