MICHAEL PHELPS IS A CHEATING SNAKEGOOGLE AGREED DON'T BOTHER THEM ABOUT IT
I think it portrays that he is actually Poseidon and physical forms are his to interchange at his leisure.
>>273905A god of the sea is fine too.
...when it's a race to the egg, only the most fastest sperm will get to it first
He's a spermatozoid.
I think it means he has a massive fucking cock that is the envy of all Asians.
>>273913Fuck you, you ruined my son's post. Now he is crying.
But why does google thing Phelps is a sperm?...clearly someone at Google was reading our 'how is gald formed?' posts the other day
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>>273969FUCK YEAAARRRRRRR!!!!
Michael Phelps broke the world record for exiting his mother's womb with a time of 4.5 seconds. The previous record was 5 seconds, also achieved by Michael Phelps.
That snake looks like it's wearing an Australian cap.
Moses didn't part the Red Sea. He was merely walking behind Michael Phelps.
>>274265It's Eamon Sullivan
We need a "Michael Phelps Facts" web page so that in the years to come we can yell at people for quoting those "stupid Michael Phelps jokes".
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