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Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY4Q-gH5uK8

Is it me or does this sound like the talk they do with girls in a porn flick before fucking the broad
>> Anonymous
SO CUTE~
>> Anonymous
"sooo you know why you're here?"
>> Anonymous
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So tell me Shawn... have you ever done anal?
>> Anonymous
>>275272
FUCK YOU HOWARD STERN
>> Anonymous
>>275272
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
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>>275272

Oh shit... I got an idea, we should edit some interviews of Howard Stern and Shawn Johnson and then put them together!

Howard Stern: So tell me Shawn... have you ever done anal?

Shawn: Umm yes

Howard Stern: Who would you let do your ass?

Shawn: Zack Efron

Howard Stern: Wow that was quick... how would you describe yourself in the bedroom?

Shawn: I'm a good baker *giggles*

Howard Stern: Wow thats hot... wanna play anal ring toss?

Shawn: Yes.. very much so *blushes and giggles*

y/n?
>> Anonymous
>>275323
>>275323
FUCK
>> Anonymous
>>275323
DO IT FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
>>275323
>Shawn: I'm a good baker *giggles*
I don't get it.
>> Anonymous
>>275347

Shirou? Is that you?
>> Anonymous
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>>275350
Hey fuck you buddy.
>> Anonymous
>>275350
No seriously, I don't get it.
>> Anonymous
>>275347
>>275357
A guide to knowing your Shawn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY4Q-gH5uK8
>> Anonymous
What makes it a porno is how the interviewer gently laughs after her answers
>> Anonymous
Shawn would never do porn, oh and she's a virgin too.
>> Anonymous
>>275363
I have now realized I posted a link to the very same video as the OP. Derp.
>> Anonymous
When asked for a celebrity crush, she named Lance Armstrong...

The same Lance Armstrong that was fucking the Olsen twins... or, at least one of them.

How does this motherfucker do it?
>> Anonymous
>>275376
Young girls are dumb?
>> Anonymous
>>275365
Keep telling that to yourself
>> Anonymous
She wants to meet Lance Armstrong. How can any other guy compete with Lance?
>> Anonymous
Who did she name as her favorite musician? Youtube quality is screwing me over.
>> Anonymous
>>275425
SLAYER
>> Anonymous
>>275425
Dragonforce. She also said she lost her virginity to Through the Fire and the Flames.
>> Anonymous
>>275418
Number of testicles
>> Anonymous
>>275425
Rascal Ferrets or something dunno
>> Anonymous
>>275459
Rascal Flats?
>> Anonymous
>I love Chinese food. I don't know if I like like "real" Chinese food, but I like American chinese food a lot. *tee-hee*

Ugh!

This is almost painful to watch. The interviewer sounds like the "Sweetloads" guy. I was half-expecting him to pull his dick out and stick it in her pooper.
>> Anonymous
>>275468

Almost, Rascal Flatts.
>> Anonymous
lmao i love her teeth... so cute
>> Anonymous
>I love Chinese food. I don't know if I like like "real" Chinese food, but I like American chinese food a lot. *tee-hee*

you stupid, stupid girl
>> Anonymous
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>>275272
have you ever put your finger in your butt and smelled it?
>> Anonymous
>>275627
Why does that sentence make her stupid?
>> Anonymous
>>275627

I dont know either
>> Anonymous
>>275657
The way she said it was stupid, but yeah, there's a difference between eating food in China and eating Kung Pow chicken at the local buffet.
>> Anonymous
oh gawd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAMxelE5NUA&feature=related
>> Anonymous
she should go to the beijing duck place Bush went to

or the one Castro went to
>> Anonymous
>>275674
Haha she's a terrible actress, that's so cute.
>> Anonymous
>>275674

I lol'd @ "Be a player".
>> Anonymous
That was an awfully painful interview.

The interviewer sucked cock and she just made herself sound pretty silly.
>> Anonymous
Anyone see the Ellen interview. Also very painful. Ellen was probably oozing vagina juice during that meeting.
>> Anonymous
looks like a porn shoot if you just discount the clothes
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0kmMaokIPI
>> Anonymous
She actually seems like a quiet, decent girl.

I think I'm falling in love.
;_:
>> Anonymous
>>276108
mai waifu ;_;
>> Anonymous
Oh man, that interviewer had the porno interview down, yeah. That "Oohhhhhhhhh!" He did after every answer sounds just like he had just asked "So, do you like two dicks at once?", terrible.
>> Anonymous
she is 16 shes not gonna be super smart people. Also all she does is gymnastics even if she was like 25 she wouldn't be super smart.
>> Anonymous
>>276230
Don't say bad things about Shawn
>> Anonymous
I hope she keeps her virginity until her wedding day.
;_;
>> Anonymous
Ok /sp/ you win. I love her too now. She's adorable.
>> Anonymous
>>276300

Me too. Stay classy, Shawn.
>> Anonymous
>>276108
>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0kmMaokIPI

This is creepy
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
Guys why are they holding the flag up backwards
>> Anonymous
She's had 15 different dicks in the last 5 days.
>> Anonymous
somebody in /b/ claimed to know her and was going to give out her d0x. does any anon have that info ???
>> Anonymous
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hey guys, what´s going on in this thread?
>> Anonymous
>>277700
you are an idiot
>> Anonymous
>>277700
gullible.
>> Anonymous
O my god, they cut off before she takes the guy's pants off and do the obligatory introductory fondling.
>> Anonymous
>>276230
she actually is really smart. Shes in all AP classes and gets straight As.
>> Anonymous
>>277945

Oh my god, a brainiac. She's near perfect.
>> Anonymous
shes says "I love to hold it, it makes me feel so good!" in every interview. so go do it nao!
>> Anonymous
"I love to cook"

She's perfect
>> Anonymous
>>277945

lol American public education system. The fucking math you do in the 12th grade is what Eurofags(or privatefags) do in the first year of high school.

Yeah, I bet shes a genius over there in Iowa... for a farmer.