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Anonymous
so, how long until a bleacher bum gets struck by lightning in Chicago?
>> Anonymous
Lance Berkman almost got struck.
>> Anonymous
I didn't know Lance Berkman's head attracted lightning
>> Anonymous
>>232254

No, God just hates him.
>> Anonymous
so, if a ball is struck by lightning in midplay, it's a dead ball, right?
>> Anonymous
Nope, it means that they have to clear the benches and fight to the death. The team of the last man standing wins the game, and he has to give the mascot a blowjob.
>> Anonymous
mascot?

in wrigley field?

best be trollin', nigger.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>232938
nice.

I lol'd a little