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Things that will happen before the Cubs win another World Series:

Shawn Kemp will pay child support for ALL of his kids.
Back-to-back Arizona Cardinals Super Bowl victories.
Floyd Mayweather going bankrupt.
Skip Bayless shutting up.
A first round NFL Draft with no busts.
Collapse of the Boston Red Sox bandwagon.
Gary Bettman admitting he fucked up the NHL.

Add your own!
>> Anonymous
Oklahoma State winning a national championship in football
>> Anonymous
The Patriots go 19-0
>> Anonymous
The MLS becomes bigger than the NFL.
>> Anonymous
>>390079

HAY

does arena football count? if not, this is probally true
>> Anonymous
>>390087
Arena Football never counts, otherwise we'd have to count shit like NLL
>> SSG Posted Here
>Floyd Mayweather going bankrupt.

I can see this happening; guys like him spend so much money they are broke a week after retiring (at least retiring for the first time; they come back because they need the money).
>> Anonymous
>>390079
Beat me to it.

Also, CapitalistBastard moving out of his mother's house.
>> Anonymous
Seattle Supersonics will win a championship before the cubs do
>> Anonymous
Seahawks fans stop whining about Super Bowl XL
>> Anonymous
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>>390117