Devils will beat Rangers in the first round.Yeah, I said it.
I prefer a more realistic prediction>Devils will neutral-trap the Rangers to death, hence winning the first round by default.
>>58538butthurt
>Devils will neutral-trap everyone to death, hence winning the Stanley Cup by default.Sweet another Stanley Cup for New Jersey.
>>58552My team isnt even in the same conference. I just call out shitty, boring hockey when I see it.
>>58561Whale Biologist.
Bummer, I don't get to watch my Rangers lose.Not to worry tho, there's always next year... and the year after, and the year after, and the year after.....
Brodeur eats cocks.
>>58586That is how he gets his manly, incredible goaltending skills.Except there seems to be a cock-gobbling shortage in Jersey, since the Devils limped their way down the stretch.
lol, calling the Devils boring. Have you watched the Devils, or for that fact the Rangers this year? Obviously not, or else you wouldn't have made that dumbass comment.
Well I'm off the watch this Seinfeld episode.
>>58615Desperately, desperately trying to convince himself that that season ticket package wasnt a complete waste of his time
Well I'm off to sleep watching the Devils trying to make the Rangers fall asleep in a boring trap match.
Don't mess with the Devils, buddy. We're number one, we beat anybody! We're the Devils! The Devils!! Haaaa!!!
COME ON DEVILS!
AVERY DOWN!
/r/ pic from Seinfeld of guys spelling Devils.
Why hello there Mr. Shanahan.
Are the Devils going to win this series?All sings point to YES!
THE NEUTRAL TRAP FAILS! QUICK, EVERYONE FORM A HUMAN WALL IN FRONT OF THE NET!
>>58702NOW WE'RE A MAN DOWNOH JESUS OH JESUS WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO
Devils trailing by one. It's over rangers win.
Wow. What a fucking goal and great job keeping it in the zone.
I never thought I'd ever say that a Devils game would be the more interesting of the available matchups.
>>58718I think you mean "What a great job at shot blocking" being as the goal wasn't all that special.
lol, masturbating over how great JS-Giguere's goalie equipment abuse skills are.
holy fuck lundquist, let one in once in a while eh?
>>58788The Devils weren't expecting a second goal to be necessary
>>58790well NOW it is
lol Brodeur, failure of a puck clearing
NOW WHAT, TRAPILS?!
>>58795trapilsthat doesn't work.
>>58797Dev...traps
>>58799no. still doesn't work.
>>58801NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP NEUTRAL TRAP
>>58801The New Jersey DeFAILs
I'm ruling the Devils out of a Stanley cup win.
LEAVE THE DEVILS TO ME
>>58834fucking benedict cunt
Oh, I laughed, I laughed
>>58882o lawd
>>58882Great post or greatest post?
>>58949Zing!
How do I changed momentum of series?
>>59194By SELLING OUT
>>58949Kinda looks like a soccer net.
>>59232Hockey with soccer nets, the goals will never stop.Someone call FOX, I can save the NHL
if hockey wasnt a game of scoring goals the devils and ducks would kick ass
how would the type of netting increase the number of goals?
>>59262Uh, have you seen the size of soccer nets?
>>59236Forget the NHL, you should found the XHL!
>>59236uhh i meant that it looks like a soccer net rather than a hockey net.>>58882see the green around the bottom of the net? looks like that of a soccer field.
He didn't mean the kind of netting, he meant size
>>59350This was never about size....lol.
>>59362"Hockey with soccer nets, the goals will never stop."lol wut?
LETS GO RANGERS.
does anyone else feel like jagr should untuck his jersey .. he looks like a complete faggot
lol devils beat the rangers your funny. Even if they some how do that then they still have no chance at the cup t already belongs to my Pens
>>59729You've just now noticed he tucks his sweater?
>>59738lol
what no love for the pens they are tearing shit up
>>59738You forgot your tripcode, CB
>>59742Sorry, /sp/ installed speedbumps for all the bandwagons.
>>59742They're playing against the Senators. That's like an automatic trip to the second round. A nursing home team could 'tear shit up' against Ottawa.
One game = tear shit uplol
>>59729He does it, he loses his mojo.Every hockey player is a total freak when it comes to superstitions, especially during the playoffs
>>59798So THATS why he hasn't won a cup in 16 years....
>>59346That's the yellow of boards behind the net, you fucking colorblind faggot.
>>59362What do you think will result 'goals non-stop', a net shaped like a soccer net but the same size as a hockey net, or a net the size of a soccer net?