They allow female jockeys? That doesn't look like a girl. What happened?
>>86207The horse, faggot.
so this isn't funny at all, but I had to lol - only because Clinton said she was pulling for her... because she's a girl. Stupid bitchAnyway, I only laughed because I envisioned eight belles as hillary
euthanised on the spot...damn.
I guess that bitch should have just gone back to the kitchen.
>>86210I hope Hillary dies, if I didn't make myself clear
>>86210Sucks ass for the horse, but oh god did I lol.
Will NBC man up and show the replaySad stuff though
That's too bad.I would have had sex with her.
>>86210The real irony here is that the horse that won was named BIG BROWN.
Just because it was a female horse doesn't mean you guys have to be dicks about it. It's genuinely sad.
>>86223Fuck, that can't be a coincidence
>>86217I know man, the only reason I turned to NBC was to see the replay of the horse falling
LEAVE EIGHT BELLES TO ME
>>86223I noticed that, as wellNobody cared that Hillary wanted the filly to win because seh hates menI wonder if it would have been ok if Obama had said he was rooting for Big Brown
the voices of these jockies are ridiculously funny
>>86229LOL YOU'RE SO FUNNY MAKING FUN OF A DEAD HORSE YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN TELEVISION SHOW
Eight Belles is the first filly i've ever seen race in the Derby. It's unfortunate about her accident after she ran so well.
>>86244Know where you're at, faggot.
>>86244Horseracing is for old ladies and faggots anyways. Enjoy bawwing more.
>>86250valid point, anon.
>>86250I wish I could forget
>>86244YOUR TEARS ONLY MAKE MY HORSE PENIS HARDER!
THIS IS NOW A BARBARO THREAD! MOAR BROKEN LEGS PLEASE!
ITT: Beastiality
>>86229You forgot the eye patch.But it really is a shame. I went to eat dinner soon as Big Brown went over the finsih line, and E.B. looked fine, so I was pretty shocked.
The only way to make this shit interesting...
>>86268I know but I was rushing to get the pic up. XD
It's a fucking horse. Its uses end at racing and glue.
>>86264You gotta admit those fillies have fine asses.
She's going to make a pretty batch of dog food, I tell you what.
/sp/ - Not sports
>>86292True, but>>86281made me lol.
Massive amounts of BAWWWWWWWING on the ESPN message boards. One dude Bell Air'd the thread already.
>>86353There are alot of baaaawwwwwwwwings on political boards when people tie Hillary to Eight Belles in terms of fate. I do LOL at Big Brown beating her too.
Horses are very tasty animals. Its a shame you can't eat them in the US.
>>86359it is pretty funny though. obama's pick wins, hillary's dies on the track.
>>86386was that actually Obama's pick, or are you just saying that because its name is "Big Brown?"
>>86451I would imagine the later.
Who wants horse steak!?
I don't understand. Does this mean Hillary will break both ankles and have to be euthanized?
"Big Brown beats a dead horse"I will take a lifetime subscription to any newspaper that uses that as its headline
>>86539one can only hope
Hillary Clinton roots for a horse and that horse dies. She has quite the midas touch.
>>86217They actually showed part of it immediately after, but it was to the far side of the screen because the camera was on Big Brown. You see her stumble and the camera is still panning so you only see the shadow of the jockey falling off.
>>86203Don't every in your life say something that dumb again.
>>86648>"Big Brown beats a dead horse"One of the five best lines on /sp/ since its return...+1 Internets to you, good sir, if you actually thought of that yourself.
>>86826That pic remind me of this..
goodbye horses
>>88555...Im flying over Yoouuu!
ITT: beating a dead horse.
EIGHT BELLS!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EIGHT BELLES TRIED TO BE DIRK NOWITZSKI LOL
I'm pretty sure he dind't break his ankle.Also you spelled it wrong lol
>>88555>>88570I'm glad that this made it into GTA and this thread.