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Anonymous
Hay guise

In an effort to appear more masculine so that I will get more wominz, I'd like to learn more about football.

I'm not a total idiot--I know the rules, and I love playing the sport. But hey, pro football? What the fuck?

I know "NFL" and a few teams, but that's it. I need some help :(

Thanks.

TLDR TEACH ME FOOTBALL.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
If you're trying to get women, just root for the Cowboys
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>I know the rules, and I love playing the sport.

Then what do you want to know?
>> Anonymous
I'd like to learn more about the teams and stats and shit.

Whatever chicks get off on when guys talk about football.

Also, Cowboys are my team.
>> Anonymous
>>118301
>Whatever chicks get off on when guys talk about football.

You've been had.
>> Anonymous
Two teams of 11. 90 minuets. Most goals wins.
>> Anonymous
>>118745

He wants to attract girls not gay men.
>> Anonymous
cowboys= win.

PLUS, T.O kicks it w/ guys who do bangbus.com! w00t!
>> Anonymous
>>118309
Second.

If i could find a girl who likes to listen to me talk about football i would just marry her. However they normally just want to talk about strappy sandals or other shit.
>> Anonymous
>>118745
I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE!
>> Anonymous
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oh hai
>> Anonymous
>NFL
Norwegian Football League

There's your problem, right there. Watch Primera División, Seria A or the Premier League.
>> Anonymous
>>118859
he isn't talking about soccer
>> Anonymous
18-1
>> Anonymous
>>118770
13-4
>> Anonymous
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Also, if It wasn't for this team and the Mara family the NFL would not have survived.
>> Anonymous
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I concur.
>> Anonymous
What you do is run around for two hours. Then decide who is the best with a shoot-out.
>> Anonymous
AMERICAN FOOTBALLERS A SOFT!
THEY WEAR BODY ARMOUR AND STILL WONT DARE DO THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJGeSRJ5MMQ
>> Anonymous
>>118907
or this.
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
>>118907

Crap like that happens all the time in the NFL. big deal he went airborne
>> Anonymous
yeah>>118907is obviously a troll. that's the lamest hit i've ever seen
>> Anonymous
>>118907
He jumped into a guy and fell down? Yea, you run more than prance about like a gazelle in the NFL.
>> Anonymous
Trolls in this thread?
>> Anonymous
>>118907
That is the most homosexual looking sport I have ever seen, after greco-roman wrestling
>> Anonymous
The best part about that clip is the kicked his own teammate in the face