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i think peter crouch is a pretty cool guy. eh scores headers and doesn't afraid of anything.
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FUCK A STALKER
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I can haz playing time?
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lol no.
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long guy is long
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bye crouch, enjoy playing at Portsmouth and not winning anything ever again cause they've already had their FA cup win for this century.
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How does he not fall over? His height to widt ratio is like 10000000:1
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well i think crouch works hard and performs, if only he was more clutch.

but i'm still shooping him
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>>114258

He can't score headers for shit. His neck muscles are so long he can't put any power on the ball.
Flick-ons, that's his forte. And he's got a good touch for a big man.
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>>114438
True, his headers sucked. IF he could head in goals he'd be unstoppable, there would be tons of long balls aimed at him. He'd be fouled like crazy.
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>>114442
Hack-a-Crouch?
>> Anonymous
Is it just me, or is it rumored that crouch is going to just about every premiership team.

protip: no one wants him.
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>>114474

Prem clubs like to name-drop Brit players so the fans won't rage as much when they buy another footballnigger from overseas.
Watch the manager scream "BUT WE SWEAR WE WANTED CROUCH BUT THE DEAL FELL THROUGH HONEST SO HERE'S JIMMY MAWUMBAWELE OUR NEW STARLET".
Brit players are rediculously overpriced anyway so I can't blame them. Still, if you buy one he's pretty much guaranteed an international.
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>>114477

Does international still count if the fags fail to qualify for anything?
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>>114438


put crouch in the team and carragher will start to HOOF the ball forward, which displeases Lord Torres. Lord Torres wants his balls perfectly passed to him, not falling down from the sky like a bomb!
>> Anonymous
Crouch and Defoe together will lead Portsmouth to a top 4 finish. Rafa needs to lower Crouchies price though
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>>114688
Defoe?, that sounds like injuries.
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crouch could be good if he put on some muscle

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