Just give us the pennant and save yourselves an entire summer of humiliation.
easy there chief
>>59102
I thought I was the only Diamondbacks fan. Glad to know there are two of us.
Not a fan, but I predicted they'd make the World Series before the season started. Getting Randy Johnson back is only going to help you guys.I would say "here's to seeing you guys in the World Series" but I'm really starting to doubt the Indians' chances.
CANCERCANCERCANCERCANCERCANCERno seriously though, i'm a Brewers fan who has seen two games at Miller Park, and one was a shutout by Doug Davis so get well soon.
OH U!>>59101
>>60176Dude, Doug Davis doesn't give a fuck about cancer. Bet he's on the horn next week demanding he be allowed to make his next scheduled start.
Every time the Sheriff gets up to bat, every Diamondbacks fan gets on the edge of their seat.
>>59101Shit offense is shit.
>>60232Lol wut? You're either trolling or retarded, and I can't tell which.
OK, once we get into the dog days of summer, here's how the rotation is going to look:Brandon WebbDan HarenRandy JohnsonDoug DavisMicah OwingsIt's over. NL West is finished.
>>60312Too bad your line-up is complete shit...
>>60312randy johnson is old and has back trouble he might be a 10 game winner if he gets lucky
>>603171/10, return to /v/ for more practice.
Also, troll, I couldn't hear you over the sound of YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JUSTIN UPTON GODDAMN
>>60743fantasy league late rd pick steal for my teamz
>>60749Fuck you, Ass-Dribbles. Fuck. You.
I'm sure we all agree that Arizona does not have true #3 or #4 in their line-up. Thus an anemic offense.
>>59101Just make sure to sell out ur stadium when you get to the NLCS.
>>60852Are you fucking kidding? We have at least two.
>>60992Fuck, I got trolled HARD. Please excuse me while I shoot myself in the head.
Anyone else love that the Diamondbacks nickname is 'D-bags'?