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ITT The worst franchises ever. Ones that are so bad that it makes you wonder why they have any fans at all.
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/thread.
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Chelsea.
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Sup.
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>>137738

That about sums it up
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>>137738

Yup
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Kansas City Royals
Phoenix Coyotes
Detroit Lions
Memphis Grizzlies
Atlanta Thrashers
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Cardinals and Royals.

I'd say my Lions are up there too, but don't forget about the Barry Sanders years. I mean, if the team wasn't run by shitheads I'm sure we'd have some chance in the future
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>>137810
Well, the Royals have won a World Series. That puts them slightly above the others in this thread. Championships count for something.
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>>137829
That's right. Only teams that haven't won championships belong in this thread. I think the Cards won something, but it was like, in the 20's. So it doesn't count.
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how could you fucks forget about these guys
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>>137824
If anything, the Barry Sanders years make me hate the team more. How do you not win with Barry fucking Sanders?

Oh, that's right, your incompetent scouting and coaching staffs haven't developed a good QB or good offensive line since the 50's.
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>>137848
That's exactly the way I feel about the franchise, ran by a bunch of fuckups. We had one of the best RB's in history who only played for us only, and they didn't do shit to build around him.

Now we're looking at a good assembled offense, debatably up there with the Colts and Cowboys (last year, we'll see how the running game works for us this year), and they shipped off good defensemen, whihc our whole defense is gonna rely on Simms. The secondary should be decent now, but it's still shit compared to others. Defense will be ranked in the bottom 10 yet again.
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Falcons. They find new ways to fuck up every year. Its not a matter of being bad, just finding more inventive ways of pissing off the fans and fucking up whatever chance we have at being good. Even when we are good we find some way to tarnish that fact .
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God here;
Although I will give a sort of "At Least That Choice Makes Sense" award to those who name the Cardinals and the Clippers, I must declare that in the end, most of you still fail; the Detroit Lions are the shittiest team in sports history; you morons who pick the Royals (Who HAVE won a World Series, for my-sakes) need evidence? Suck this down for size:
1. The Lions are the only team in the NFL to exist in the same area during all 42 Super Bowls and not appear in a single one; at least the Cardinals got to abandon their home when they sucked in St. Louis.
2. They have one (ONE!) playoff victory, way back in 1991. To add insult to injury, they had one of the best running backs in NFL history for a decade, yet management and ownership was so retarded they threw that down the drain.
3. In addition, the Lions currently have the second longest post-season drought (Arizona is the only one with a longer streak, by one year)
4. The Lions have the second longest playoff win drought (Cinci has gone one year longer without a playoff win, but they at least have made it to two Super Bowls)
5. Worst of all, they are owned by the Fords, which is why Matt Millen hasn't been fired; only the people owning the most retarded American car company would own the most retarded sports franchise.
At least the NFL's Arizona Cardinals and MLB's Texas Rangers have spent a assload of money on players, and fired employees who sucked Lion-ish ass. Heck, even the Clippers in the last 4 or 5 years have tried harder to not suck than the Lions have every year since 1957.
I hope you all realize your inability to figure out who sucks the most, and continue to worship my allknowingness powers.
Sincerely,
God.
PS - Arizona was next in line after the Lions, so those who think they suck the most aren't far off from reality.
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>>137899

at least you guys went to a superbowl in the past 20 years
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People don't notice it as much as the Cards and Lions but the Chiefs are trying hard to stake a claim to worst franchise.
No playoff wins sine 1993 I think, no Superbowl since the 60s. Was 13-3 one year and still lost it's first playoff game.
>> Anonymous
I know a girl who I would regard as an easy 10 who is an Arizona Cardinals fan.
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>>137863
Its the same old story man. We still have shitty owners, a shitty front office, an average (I am being generous) coaching staff, and NO offensive line to speak of.

I think the Vikings especially will kill Kitna this year. They'll bring him down like wild game and then try to eat him. And whoever his backup is. I hope Ford Field has a helicopter pad, we'll need MASH choppers.
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>>137928
the point is they won a SB, have a legendary field and history, have made it to the playoffs, and is turning their franchise around. Nothing compared to what others mentioned.
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>>137829
I doubt that many Royals fans are looking at the prospect of another 100-loss team and saying, "It's OK, we'll always have 1985!" Just sayin'...
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>>137981
Yeah, but the thread specified worst franchises ever. It may be bad for them now, but they have something in their past they can enjoy. Detroit Lions fans have nothing but failure and wasted opportunities to look back on and forward to.
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>>137991
Believe me, being a Cincinnati Reds fan, the past isn't much, but it's at least something.
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>>137998
>Believe me, being a Cincinnati Reds fan,
>being a Cincinnati Reds fan
>Reds fan
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE! Also fuck yeah '90s.
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>>137738fuckin cardinals. i love them so much and they just crush me every year. bawww
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Leafs
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new orleans saints
cleveland browns
L.A. Clippers
Memphis Grizzlies
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>>137957
Yeah but you can hardly count 1970 as relevant to how well the franchise is run. Of course there are still delusional Chiefs fans that say "FUCK YEAH SUPER BOWL 4"
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18-1 Pats.
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>>137907

sup
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Need I say more?
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>>138658
Redskins? A bad franchise? You best be trolling nigger.
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>>138658

You guys made the playoffs last year, you have no reason to be bitching
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They may have the best record in the league this year... but such a debate begins and ends with the Cubs.
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Oh hai guys just missin more playoffs
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>>137743
Fuck you Man U cunt...
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>>138711
2008 Champs.
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>>138714
2008 Cunts

Fix'd
>> Anonymous
Instantly thought of the Royals and the Clippers.

At least KC has an excuse, being nowherefucksville, but a failure team in a megametropolis? Imagine if the Mets failed like the Clippers did...
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>>138711


Indeed. Chelsea has more fans than Everton.