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Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS BIZZARO NFL?

Colts lose to the bears.

Falcons destroy the Lions.

Tom Brady dead.

Brett Favre winning with the Jets.

Carolina beats San Diego.

The Bills destroying Seattle.
>> Anonymous
>>321232
Upset week. It will be back to normal next week.
>> Anonymous
I was just gonna make a thread about that.

Next week Michael Phelps will be starting for New England.
>> Anonymous
>>321232
>>321233
Although I am a Lions fan, I wouldn't call that game an upset.
>> fuck namefagzz
cowboys are still winning, seems normal to me
>> Anonymous
dallas is still good
>> Anonymous
I love it. Now all the Eagles have to do is send Romo on a season long vacation with Brady.....
>> Anonymous
>>321238
oh shit
>> Anonymous
>>321237

yeah i dont know why OP posted the lions one.
>> Anonymous
Add:
Farvre actually had a good game
Saints had a defense
>> Anonymous
>>321254
Why wouldn't he have a good game? He's fucking BRETT FAVRE.
>> Anonymous
>>321245
b/c the FALCONS demolished them
>> sayain zubas
>>321245
thirded, i thought it was a 50/50 shot, so w/e
>> Anonymous
>Tom Brady dead

I ha'd
>> Anonymous
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Reggie bush had 160 all purpose yards.
>> Anonymous
shit is all rigged
>> Anonymous
>>321282
>BAWWWWWW MY TEAM LOST

Fix'd it, bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>321261
/sp/ hates Favre. Don't know why.
>> Anonymous
>>321274
Brian Westbrook had 160 better yards
>> Anonymous
>>321294

/sp/ hates crybaby fags
>> Anonymous
>>321254

I think my bucs offense looked more bad on its own then the saints defense looking good.
>> Anonymous
>>321294
/sp/ has a lot of Viking fans is why.
>> Anonymous
>>321295
Thats normal, were talking about BIZZARO WORLD
>> Anonymous
>>321298
More like the saints pass rush fucking blasted our line and constantly pressured garcia.
>> Woody
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SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH THE SCHEDULE
>> Anonymous
More like Garcia looked rusty and was holding the ball, I'd say Saints go 7-9 tops, probably with a mid-season collapse as usual
>> Anonymous
BIZARRO MLB TRANSFERS ITS POWER TO THE NFL
>> Anonymous
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>>321295
chris johnson is the new westbrook
134 all purpose and a TD in his 1st game

What about the nfc south? 3-1 with the only loss coming from tampa bay to the saints. Dominant much?
>> Anonymous
They're comparing Forte to Walter Payton. Even as a Bears fan, i think this shit is crazy
>> Anonymous
>>321346
>what about the nfc east? 3-1 with the only loss coming from washington to the giants. Dominant much?
>> Anonymous
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News flash THE PANTHERS WERE NEVER REALLY BAD your starting QB gets hurt about 75% of the time your fucked
>> Anonymous
>>321353
they are supposed to do that

carolina isnt supposed to beat the chargers and falcons shouldnt beat anyone

except the rams
>> Anonymous
>Colt lose to the bears
Shit happens when you have no defense

>Falcons destroy the Lions.
Since when is beating the Lions unusual

>Tom Brady dead.
There is a God

>Brett Favre winning with the Jets.
Oldfag not knowing when to quit plus weak ass opposition

>Carolina beats San Diego.
See "Colts lose to the Bears"

>The Bills destroying Seattle.
Ha, Seattle is overrated as fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>321365
>> chargers -> no defense
>> Anonymous
>>321365
Colts can't stop the run for shit.
Chargers have always have subpar defense, because they're seldom on the field. Every Chargers game is a high scoring one because they are and have always been all offense, all the time.
>> Mazarin
>>321346

Do I know how to draft or what!? Thank you Brees, Turner, Plexiglass, Lynch, and Mr. Johnson!
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Its like the world has turned on its head.
>> Anonymous
Colts didn't score enough to win, even if the D had been ok. Bears defense created lots of turnovers. That's usually how the Bears have won games in the past.
>> Anonymous
>>321482
Don't forget the O line not collapsing like a house of cards. Forte getting first downs AND the first bears TD of the season.


AND NO CEDRIC FALL DOWN GET ARRESTED BENSON. God damn I hated that nigger every time he got the ball.
>> Mazarin
>>321482

One turnover
>> Anonymous
>>321534
Two turnovers.
Two offensive TD
2 FG kicks.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>321545

final destination
>> Mazarin
>>321545

Oh, you're including failed 4th downs.
>> Anonymous
>>321580
they are turnovers....
>> Anonymous
>>321274
almost westbrook like.
>> Anonymous
The 49ers losing terribly...
Yeah it was a futile Sunday..
>> Anonymous
all we need is a Raider win on MONDAY NIGHT? and every football fan will be put into a coma
>> Anonymous
What if Cassel breaks out and breaks Brady's record and becomes the new Tom Brady? O_o
>> Anonymous
>>321274
REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE!

I'm happy. Both my teams won today. (Did you see Delhomme break the cameraman's neck with that pump fake with 2 seconds left? Holy shit, what a game.)

Now all that's left is for my main team to beat the Raiders tomorrow. Like that's hard.
>> Anonymous
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>>321232
Things have really gone bizarro after the logo change. How weird is that?
>> Anonymous
>Colts lose to the bears.
Not that surprising.
>Falcons destroy the Lions.
It's only surprising in that it looked like the Falcons were really good rather than the Lions being epically bad.
>Tom Brady dead.
Injuries happen. It was an accident.
>Brett Favre winning with the Jets.
Against the worst team in the league. Unless you mean the whole "Favre on the Jets" thing. Because BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE
>Carolina beats San Diego.
This one was different from Atlanta-Detroit in that San Diego kinda fucked themselves up more than the Panthers went out and won the game. The Panthers are a good team that will make you pay if you aren't sharp.
>The Bills destroying Seattle.
At first glance, this is the biggest surprise of the weekend. Then you look back at the weekend picks and see that most everyone picked Buffalo for some reason. Why? I don't know!
>> Anonymous
>>321709
Wouldn't mind that... much.
>> Anonymous
OP here, please disregard, I suck cocks.

Peyton Manning was rusty because he hadn't played in forever and the Colts were stymied by a good defense, not weird at all.

A terrible Falcons team beat a terrible Lions team at home, not weird at all.

A star player was injured, not weird at all.

Brett Favre came out of retirement and led a team with a hundred new players to a win against a team that went 1-15 last year, not weird at all.

An average Carolina team had a last minute drive to beat a good-but-not-great Chargers team, not weird at all.

An average Bills team destroyed an average Seattle team, not weird at all.


In review, the played football games and a few things happened that were maybe unexpected but were certainly not bizarro in the slightest. Now please excuse me, I'm going to cut my wrists because I am such an alarmist high-strung little prick.
>> Negrodamus the 9000th !3GqYIJ3Obs
As long as my cowboys are winning all is right with the NFL.
>> Anonymous
>>322058
>As long as my cowboys are winning in the regular season, all is right with the NFL.

fix'd
>> Anonymous
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I came.
>> Anonymous
>>322062


YEEEEHAHAHAHAAA! .....TALES FROM THE CRYPT!!!
>> Anonymous
>>321274
the greatest lol is that it actually isn't a touchdown, but gruden was stupid enough not to challenge it. he steps out at the 2.
>> Anonymous
reali opens up ATH with this thread, gg
>> Anonymous
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>>322062
better pic