american herei am rooting against this fucking wigger that celebrated like he thought he was little wayne or some such shit for third place
THAS HOW WE ROLL BOOIIIIZZZZ
can someone give me a transcript of what was exactly said by Apu, spy chink and wiggers?
weezy fukken baby
>>245882Dumbass, they celebrated because they WEREN'T COUNTED ON TO FUCKING MEDAL. Shit. They literally had no chance of winning the gold and the Japanese stopped sucking and won the silver.Shit.
Good.>little wayneAnd that is dope my niggers! That is how we roll out yo!embarrassment...
Me too, I can't watch our men's team. Even though the girls failed, I could ateast wath them. These guys are a bunch of cocky douches.
Idk, I found them amusing. At least it wasn't like every other event ['cept 400m men's relay] which are pretty much dull. And at least they did better than they were expected to.
THIRD PLACE IS HOW WE ROLLShut up, faggot.
WOOOOOOlol third place celebration
>>245895The US men were given less of a chance to medal than the US hockey team was to beat Russia in 1980. For evidence, look at how shitty the two best US guys are doing right now in the individual competition.
>>245907Says anonymous that won a gold medal...
>>245912At least we're going better than Japan and China right now, which is sad....
so how much gold is china going to get in tonights men event?
>>245882Was it him? I thought it was the guy with the spiked blonde hair.
Oh, he's praying.
20TH THAS HOW WE ROLLLLL
>>245919It's the all around so only one medal tonight at stake for all involved.
>>245939o so that means china gets 1 medal then.
o man i'm bawwing at how NBC is hyping our pathetic ass men's team up.now we are going to get even more OMGCHINACHEATED because fags actually thought we had a chance
>>245936lol'd
>>245965Horton had a chance if he duplicated what he did in the Team session. He's been off today.Guess it's up to Johnson.
lol wut just happened to gook on rings?
he does seem like a cocky douche from the video of him at the competitions
>>245982seems like a hilarious case of GOOKS
/r/ VID OF FALLING JAP
Man that Japanese dude just beefed it on the rings.
>>245992ROCKET POWAH!
a millie
>>245991You gotta feel bad for him.But that expression and how much he was flipping. God that was so fucking hilarious.
Those chinese gym apparatuses are total shit.
Wait, what'd he get? Did they show his score after falling?
>>245965Horton isn't that bad actually looking at his performance at the prelims and all-around. Still a long shot to win it all though...And we know it was the spy and the brown dude who fucked the silver up.I don't have shit on the Russian-American dude though.
>>245997we didn't see anyone else fuck up that bad though.
>>245997They WERE Made in China.
>>245997FUCKING EQUIPMENT BIASED TOWARD CHINA
Oh man Yang Tae-Young is about to rock the parallel bars!
>>245998I don't think they have. He's pretty much fucked though.
>>246002Did you just miss Japan barrel rolling on down from his fall?
So many mistakes not seen at Athens. Shit equipment is shit.
>>246004And there's the joke.
>>246014Fucking second'd. The performances weren't this shit last time. People actually nailed their landings. People weren't falling the fuck off every other apparatus.
So many mistakes not seen at Athens. Shit gymnasts are shit.
OMGCHINACHEATED!!!they used made in china equipements!
>>246000The Russo-American dude is quite good...he's like a pommel horse god
OH SHI- That Korean guy didn't fall like the other night!Good for him!
>>246013yeah thats what i meant. its only HIM that fucked up that bad on still rings.
>>246025Even china's having issues with that lead painted shit.
The Indian dude was the less gay of all of them. Maybe because he's like 27 and the rest are like 19. I'll bet in training he probably hates the shit out of the rest of them.
>>246028IF he doesn't choke. Still i don't see him placing high at all. his rings were real weak.
>>245992Dude was looking like a shoobie
>>246038ITS KUMARhe is high@!
Jap is disoriented.
>>246038But he fucked over the team. But he got a bronze before retiring so....Also, what the fuck is this shit? People can't land for shit.
Balding german is balding
lol at bawwwing German
The chinaman only high-fives the german, why no love or the American bawla?
MAKES IT LOOK LIKENOTHIN AT ALLNOTHIN AT ALLNOTHIN AT ALL
whoops @ Russia
SHIT GYMNASTICS ARE SHIT
God damn landings. Those mats are shit.
>>246066Horton already moved to parrallel bars way before yang wei started his vault.
Why aren't they as young as the women?I thought being young has huge advantages in gymnastics yet the competition isn't flooded with 16 year olds. Or is the focus so different between the genders?
DO NOT FUCK UP, HORTONDO NOT FUCK UPDO NOT FUCK UPDO NOT FUCK UPDO NOT FUCK UP
>>246066They're at different events
...No one is sticking anything.
>>246077Men's gymnastics is about upper body strength, while women's gymnastics is about lower body strength. That's because men and women are built differently.
>>246088The Chink is....
>>246077men don't get beastly in gymnastics until puberty hits. They still train like motherfuckers when young though.
>>246077Males aren't as flexible, and their center of gravity is different.They just go for the muscle which means most of puberty.
None of the gymnasts this year are landing anything. Even the super robot Chinamen are messing up here and there.
>>246090Nah, he's been bouncing like the rest of them. But it's seriously not a good day for Japan.
>>246077The men do much more strength-based stuff. Their routines are a lot harder so you've got to be pretty jacked to keep up. And guys mature a little later than girls do, so a boy doesn't leave puberty with decent muscle mass till 18 or so.
Why Uchimura make me gay?
>>246099He is very pretty.
>>246076>>246084well he could still make an effort :(
>>246096Chink =/= NipKnow your racial insults.
KIN DAE-UN
>>246077Just from my view, it seems that is because of the fact that men's routines are more strength based (comparatively) than the womens events-- things like the pommel horse and parallel bars would benefit from a more developed, strong body.
And Koreans fail today!
Way to choke, Kim.
GOOOOOOOOOOOKS
No way he deserves a near 16.
FUUUUUUUUUCK, he got a high score for that shit?
Bullshit on that 15.625.
man everyone is fucking up so badly.
Why are you jumpy?SHITTY MATS
>>246115This, it's one thing it was a high difficulty routine, but it wasn't.
>>246105I didn't mention chink OR nip in my response?
>check this out http://tinyurl.com/6jpgdn
FUCK YEAH HIGH BARIT'S ABOUT TIME
>>246091But shouldn't they stay as tiny as the chinese girls if they train young?>>246097Then why don't they adapt the female routines to make strength more important instead of going for complete agility.
Russian-American dude.DO NOT FUCK UP, PLEASE.
Is this the first time they're showing the Russo-American tonight?
they didn't jump in the river.
GUYS MAKE SURE YOU LOOK AT THE DIFFICULTY RATING BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SOUND STUPID
>>246127Because girls won't ever be strong like that. I mean, there's just some things girls can't do. Women can run nearly as fast as men, swim nearly as fast as men, but even the tallest female basketball players can't dunk, for example.
>>246127No, as anons said, men's gymnastics is more centered on strength, the women's gymnastics is on agility.
>>246127Basically men and women have different body structures, so constant training for men would result in body mass for men, while it wouldn't do the same for women.
>>246133Dude, the gook had a mid diffculty score. His execution score was like 9.2. 9.2 for that shit?!
TAKE THAT MATS!
Only stick so far
nice stick boris!
Finally. Jesus, you'd think these people need to add glue to their feet or something.
>>246140Not only that, but the announcers kept talking about all the times he kept fucking up. He hopped like three feet, was out of bounds had terrible form.LOL 9.2 EXECUTION JOB WELL DONE.
>>246140lol yeah and you know so much about gymnastic form.
That should be a high 16.... Wait...what?
I remember one of the Mamms doing three releases in a row on highbar at Athens. 1 2 3. Nothing spectacular like that this time.
balls
>>246152I missed his numbers. What happened? What were the difficulty, execution, final number?
Mats strike back
>>246147His vault was nice, his landing, hopping three times? Not so much. 9.0 is more sensible, honestly.
>>2461576.000 / 9.075 = 15.075
>>246162For sticking a landing, he should get at least a 16.You know it's goddamn bad when you would give extra points for sticking a fucking landing.
FUCK NO BOB COSTAS
>>246164I didn't know the shit was that low. Fuck.
costas is fucking terrible
>>246166Where the fuck is Bela? He was fucking awesome.
>>246164They do judge everyone lower on high bars and higher on like vaulting. Shit sucks.
WHAT IS THIS FRENCH SHIT?
sprinfield doesn't have an anthem we thought we had one but we dont. we payed some guy to right it but we never saw him again the music we stole from the french
>>246173they should just give Bela his own show.Should be called, Bela's Ranting Hour.
>>246173he is only concerned about the women's gymnastics. probably still bitter like his wife.
>>246173Deported
How gay is it that I find the male competitors better looking than the female gymnasts?They seem like well-trained men not some tortured elementary schoolchildren.
um... super gay?
>>246187Uchimura is pretty. Oh why, why Uchimura make me gay for him?
>>246187Understandable gay. But still gay.
>>246189uchimura looks cute now but is gonna be a fucking gymnast demon in london 2012.
I'd go gay for Michael Phelps dudes a fucking millionaire
>>246173Off being a bitter fuck.>>246187It's ok, I wouldn't mind a little more Yang Fei in my life. Too bad he's getting married.
>>246189He's a real life bishie. It would be wasteful if we weren't gay.
>>246190am i gay for wanting the body like that main chinese dude
;_; I wish Paul Hamm was here.And I hope that Korean faggot lose. I mean, it's obvious that Yang Wei will get it but still.Also, who the Chinks screaming for?
ok I see what you did there
>>246205Chinese for "Add Fuel".Funny, because it sounds like JA RULE JA RULE JA RULE.
Now big steps don't matter.
what does "add fuel" mean??
>>246210he asked who not what..
>>246187Is it gay if I think they are good looking? No.Is it gay if I fap my manpole so hard that I feel like it could rip off everytime Japan and China's men hit the floor?...oh, never mind.
>>246203no. yang wei's body is just built for gymnastics.
15.350? Are you fucking kidding me? It was perfect except for the step.
>>246218its one of those lost in translation thing, its basically like GO! or better compared with japan's banzai.
>>246218Let's go! more or less.
>>246218"add fuel to fire", like more motivation. why do so many ask this question when it's so easy to understand?
ok cool thanks
>>246218The other two guys explained it well, but the literal meaning is something like, Add fuel to the fire. But yeah, lost in translation, cultural difference, etc.
>>246222fuck its sooo sexy, i can walk into a club with that thing and girls will just fly to me.
>>246225Probably not enough releases and other high point skills.
>>246225No Epicanthic fold=No olympic gold
FUCK YOU NBC and your shitty coveragesure completely ignore everything that everyone does except for the americans and china/russia. Fuck this, half the time they are showing them just sitting down or walking around or showing replays 5 times while they completely ignore everyone else that is performingfuck, after horton you always hear people scream from the crowd "Puerto Rico!" because there is a puertorrican right after him and he hasnt been shown at all, even when he was 5th after the 3rd rotation. As a Puertorrican this fucking pisses me off
>>246225Low difficulty was low.This is one of the biggest reason why the US men got bronze. The routines are too low on difficulty. But then again, I bet they built it around Morgan's stuff, who prolly had higher difficulty score.
I swear to god someone just said "Tecmo Bowl"
>>246225who's routine you talking about?
>>246238Now that was gay.
>>246243If the US men go any more difficult, they'll look like Sacramone.
floor exercise is always at least 70 percent gay
>>246242spic
>>246237actually it has nothing to do with fire, its just "add fuel" and you could think of as adding fuel to a car in order for it to move, or move faster in this case.
>>246243Tbh they should've had at least a back up routine since the Hamm's have been injured off and on. But aren't most of the people now inexperienced?
more fuel doesn't make a car go faster
lol Boris was saying thank you to everyone and they cut away from him
>>246259fuel is added to a car for the sole purpose of combustion.
>>246266hence why i said "in this case"
>>246241Asians are the best in both strength + agility. That is why they are the best in gymnastics.
>>246267Well, it sucks to be anyone other than Horton, a Chinese Person, a South Korean, a Jap, or a Russian.
they didn't let him wigger it up like last night
BENOIT?
>>246252No, Alicia had low difficulty routines herself. Seriously, it's better to take a high difficulty routine and fuck up a bit than take a lower difficulty score routine and stick it.The scoring system highly favors high difficulty routines. Remember the American bitch who fell from the bars on Sunday? She got a 15.9 score despite falling from the uneven bars because her routine had a 7.7 difficulty score.
>>246272yea i'm surprised about the strength part, chinese people are surprisingly strong, they are racking up those weightlifting golds like there is no tommower
>>246276HIDE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN
>>246279You know, every single time someone mentioned weightlifting now, all I can see is that fucking Hungarian. Guy's deserves a medal.
you lose point eighth of a point for fucking up, but you can add like 1.5 on with a high difficulty, once again the mathematically superior Chinese knows this.
Ive come to have sex with your family
>>246284yea the gold medal for failing! alicia can get silver, and that jap guy gets bronze
parallel bars look like they hurt like a bitch
>>246292that one russian dude and that one chinese dude had their arms bleeding from that thing in the team finals
>>246301That was really freaky. Especially when they're putting on the painkillers like it's nothing.
I actually want Uchimura to win.Oh god, I'm so gay for Uchimura....And commerical free!
>>246316splat! there goes his chance
o wow america lost didn't we?
>>246322Very yes.
You were good, Russian-American dude.;_;
Alex can be proud.He'll win ind. pommel horse.
I want this butthurt gook to lose.Fucking asshole.
Artemov should just do the pommel horse 6 times.
I think I'm falling in love with this Russo-American. Goddamn, that was brilliant.
SHOUT OUTS
>>246335At least it wasn't Horton this time.YO YO YO THIS A SHOUTOUT TO MY BOYS BACK IN THE HOOD.
ONLY 15.5 FOR ALEX'S POMMEL HORSE?
I want this fucker to fall.
>>246340Low difficulty is low.UCHIMURA!
>>2463406.1 difficulty my ass. That's the hardest horse routine in the games.
God damn.He IS pretty.Goddamn you, /sp/.
>>246344low? wth
"Just because we see doesn't mean the Judges on the floor see it"Gee, shit really? Haven't noticed at all.
UCHIMURA!
UCHIMURA FOR GOLD
UCHIMURAAAAAAAA
Oh God I'm slowly going for Uchimura.
UCHIMURAAAAAA~
Rule 34 on Uchimura!
>>246348I imagine him getting gangbanged by the rest of the team in the locker room. His beautiful lips around a thick ....I am a sick and twisted man and have been on 4chan for too long.....
>>24634015.5 is a crazy score for the pommel horse. Everyone sucks at it and it's generally low-scoring anyway. The all-around average this year has probably been something in the 13s.
>>246359No, Rule 34 on Phelps/Uchimura.
Oh god, you're so pretty, Uchimura....
All your base are belong to us.
>>246375If anything comes of this, I am so sending it to NBC. I can't wait to see them air it live."In other news, it seems some of the fans have taken an extreme liking to Phelps and Uchimura..."
LOL
HUGE FAIL IS HUGE!
fail german is fail
holy shiittt
Wow, that german guy fucked up too.
Shitty ass gymnasts, or shitty ass equipment?
And he sticks the landing.What the fuck.
mein leben!
>>246392Shitty ass Olympics.
NEED REPLAYS OF THAT FAIL
Shit, if he hadn't fallen off his score would've been awesome.
>>246392Everyone is feeling the pressure brought on by Yang Wei.
Chink can fall twice and still get gold. Damn.
>>246398But that would make the finals not the US, China, and South Korea. NBC hasn't been looking at the German at all. It would be a complete surprise. I mean, there was someone other than the US, China, or South Korea competing?
add fuel!!
Fuuuuuck thread is auto-saging
>>246399Even he's fucking up a little.
o snapp
>>246407He could afford a shitload of errors and still come out on top with flying colors.
me play joke
>>246402watThey were showing the German the entire time
20 Gold for China.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFShawn better being her shit to the floor tomorrow night.
>>246402True. But it still would've been cool. France got a medal though, so that was a surprise.
Uh...so I take it he won? Did they judge him yet?
Whoa, chink is cocky.And Uchimura got silver~!
UCHIMURA FOR SIIIIIIIILLLVEEEERRRRR
>>246426He's all but won. It's all over except for the official announcement.
>>246426he has to be struck by lighting to not win
LOL AT YANG WEI "HAHAHAHAHA".
China for Gold? Expected.Uchimura for Silver? FUCK YEAR!France for Bronze? Holy shit, surprising.
>>246435Good thing I worship a vengeful God!