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Anonymous
This isn't last year's Dolphins, that's for sure.
>> Anonymous
Congrats on shutting out the Chiefs, who might just be worst team in the league.
>> Anonymous
The Dolphin's year to get the first pick of the draft again? To go 0-16? What year is that?
>> Anonymous
well i still baww about jason taylor being gone
but oh well i guess its for the best
>> Anonymous
>>296566


Protip: watch football before posting about it.
>> Anonymous
>>296604


I was watching him play with the Redskins. He is completely useless against the run and only marginally effective as a pass rusher. I guess he should have made some time for OTAs in the off season. Dancing shape =/= football shape, JT.
>> Anonymous
>>296730

Protip: The Dolphins isn't winning more than one game this year.
>> Anonymous
>>296745


It would be awesome if I could bump this thread at the end of the season.

Let me guess, you saw their record last season, and you watch ESPN.

I'm not saying they're making the playoffs or anything, but it's good to note that the starting defensive unit hasn't allowed a TD yet in the preseason. And Ricky Williams looks like a monster behind a much better o-line than last year's.
>> Anonymous
>>296761

And you still play in a divison with the Pats, an improved Jets team(Farve may be fucking old but he's still better than Kelly Clemens and Chad Pennington... who is now the Dolphins starting QB), and the Bills who went 8-8 last year and should have went to the playoffs. You're not winning a game in your division, at best you'll win five games. Its going to be a long season in Miami again.
>> Anonymous
Chad Pennington
Ricky Williams
Ronnie Brown
Ted Ginn

>7 Wins this year.
>> Anonymous
>>296809


lol yeah, the Jets and Bills are unbeatable. The Patsies are a Brady injury away from being an over-the-hill bunch of suckbags.
>> SSG Posted Here
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The Dolphins will dominate this year.
How? One reason: Wade County.
>> Anonymous
This isn't the year the Dolphins will have a winning record, that's for sure.
>> Anonymous
Miami's schedule

FAVRES @ MIA L
MIA @ ARI L
MIA @ 18-1 L
BYE, A WEEK TO BASK IN SHAME
SD @ MIA L
MIA @ HOU L
BUF @ MIA L
MIA @ NOT ELWAY L
SEA @ MIA L
OAK @ MIA L
18-1 @ MIA L
MIA @ STL L
MIA @ BUF L
SF @ MIA OH GOD A W
MIA @ KC OH GOD ANOTHER W
MIA @ FAVRES L

2-14

Who exactly do you see miami beating? I don't quite get it.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>299787

Make that 3-13. I'm sure they can beat Oakland at home.
>> Anonymous
>>299789
I almost put T for that one.

I fully expect both teams to play grabass to the tune of yakety sax until someone haphazardly falls across the goalline with the ball.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>299798

Probably in the wrong end zone too.
>> Anonymous
>>299789
Maybe JUST MAYBE they can split games with the Favres, and if the Not Elways take a nap, they might squeak out another W, That leaves a grand total of 5 wins if I'm being VERY FUCKING OPTIMISTIC.

Miami is trash.
>> Anonymous
LOL Do you guys even fucking follow football? This is a new Dolphins team. Expect atleast 8 wins idiots.
>> Anonymous
Chad Pennington is your fucking starting QB. Seriously. CHAD PENNINGTON. He's going to be just healthy enough to play hurt and throw for 150 yard with 3 picks each game.
>> Anonymous
>>299834


He's going to start throwing an inordinate amount of INTs this season...why? He hasn't done that in the past.


If there's a knock on him it's his arm strength. That should have been the troll angle you took.
>> Anonymous
>>296844
>Chad Pennington
>4 Wins this year.

Fixed.
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>>299826
You trust this man to get you 8 wins?