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Anonymous
Hey /sp/ wanna hear a joke?

Why were all the Mets T-shirts recalled today?
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Choking hazard.
>> Anonymous
Hey /sp/ wanna hear a better joke?

Breaking News: Judge lets boy choose own custody.
New York , NY (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Queens County
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have
custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the
judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law
and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree
possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt
beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and
said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the
immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of
life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to
propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal
references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted
temporary custody to the New York Mets, whom the boy firmly believes are not
capable of beating anyone.
>> Anonymous
>>367950
winrar
>> Anonymous
>>367950
Win
>> Anonymous
>>367950
delicious copypasta, but i lol'd
>> Anonymous
This is now Official Mets Joke Thread.
>> Anonymous
bump for mets jokes
>> Anonymous
One day in an elementary school in New York, a teacher asks her class if the New York Mets are their favorite baseball team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.

The teacher asks, "What's your favorite baseball team Jimmy?"

Little Jimmy says, "The New York Yankees"

The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Yankee fan, my mom is a Yankee fan, I guess that makes me a Yankee fan."

The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Mets fan."
>> Anonymous
>>368066

Ha.

Seriously though, it's just another copy pasta joke.
>> Anonymous
Q. What do the New York Mets & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 25,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>367950
oh man wtf I dont know why I didnt see that punchline coming
>> Anonymous
>>368096

>copy pasta

I dont think you know what that means.
>> Anonymous
Knock Knock

Who's there?

The New York Mets!

Oh hi
>> Anonymous
>>368157
knock knock

metsfag: who's there?

metsfag: who's there?

oh, it's just me, FAIL, but you already know me
>> Anonymous
What's the difference between the Mets' bullpen and the writers guild?

The writers guild can throw a strike.
>> Anonymous
>>368234
LOL'D
>> MATT CASSEL !!ZIZEM+9e4u8
>>368234
HEEEYYYYOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
What beer will never be served at a Mets game?

Oktoberfest
>> Anonymous
>>368317
wat
>> Anonymous
>>368234

that is fucking hilarious
>> Anonymous
How many Mets players does it take to do the laundry?

One. However, if there is any folding to do, then all twenty-five show up.
>> Anonymous
>>368317
fail
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
A - Always
B - Be
C - Choking
>> MATT CASSEL !!ZIZEM+9e4u8
>>368317
Is that some sort of weird compliment?
>> Anonymous
>>368317
You are retarded.
>> Anonymous
One day two boys are playing catch in the park when a rabid dog jumps out from behind a bush and bites into one of the kids' legs. The other kid alertly hurls the ball into the dog's cranium and kills it instantly.

A local sports writer saw he grisly scene and asked the kid if he could write a story about it. He pitched the headline to him "Local Yankees fan saves friend from vicious dog", the kid tells him he's not a Yankees fan. The reporter asks him what are you, and the kid replies, "I'm a Mets fan"

The next day the sports headline reads "Local delinquent kills beloved family pet"