Where's this faggot gonna end up?
Prison, if there's any justice in the world.
Mariners.
Rehab.
>>74595In your ass
No teams stupid enough to take this headache for .270 30 HR 110 RBI
Toronto. He needs to hook up Rios so we can see a whole new Bonds saga-type thing.
Dancing with the Stars.That or on a VH1 reality show.
>>74606you forgot the ridiculous contract/steroids/primadonnaism
>>74616Do they test for roids on that?Er nevermind, Canseco was in one, was he not?
Nowhere. Bonds is effectively blackballed from baseball, simply because HE HAS A FUCKING PERJURY CASE AGAINST HIM.
>>74637Yeah, he talked about how he juiced and, if I remember right, one of the girls asked if it was his BALLZ or his PENIS that was small.Also, I'd enjoy Barry on VH1.
Barry will write a book, and then he will buy your family.
>>74616Barry doesn't have the mobility for that.
I dont care how much steroids he has done, i want him to hit 60 home runs for my team.
In all seriousness, he'll end up at Toronto (now that Thomas is gone) or Texas. I would have said Oakland a week ago, but... they picked up Thomas yesterday so... forget that.
i say he stays in san francisco, just moves from the ballpark up to the castro. since his package is shriveled up from the roids, he'll make an excellent bottom-bear
>>74595BALCO Barry has played his last game on the professional level here. Perhaps the only place that would take him would be Japan.
Jail for lying.