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Anus Ball Anonymous
The truth
>> Anonymous
*yawn*
so original..
gtfo newfag!!
>> Anonymous
>>173061

LOL what?

Rugby>>>>>>American Football = fag and shitty sport
>> Anonymous
No one gives a fuck about your shitty redneck sports amerifags.
>> Anonymous
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*fixed
>> Anonymous
so randum xD
>> Anonymous
Nrite..
NOTHING SAYS MAN MORE THAN PADDINGS
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Fixed
>> Anonymous
American football
KFC buckets
Nascar
Inbreeding

It's the American Way™
>> Anonymous
http://youtube.com/watch?v=COcczatkNP4

take this dumbfags
>> Anonymous
>>173125
So... Football and fatball?
>> Anonymous
>>173155
Malnourishball and Football
>> Anonymous
>>173097
This.

Seriously, I don't give a shit about either, rugby or football, but at least Brits have the balls to play without paddings. Fucking American pussies.
>> Anonymous
soccer is so boring
there is literally no strategy
>> Anonymous
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>>173183
>> Anonymous
>>173166
exactly, Football and fatball
>> Anonymous
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Yup
>> Anonymous
>>173212
This.
>> Anonymous
>>173212
>>173217

Samefag
>> Anonymous
>>173220
Sorry, No.
>> Anonymous
>>173212
hand-eye coordination??
did you ever play football? footballers have actually skill
>> ?
>>173212

I love how you emphasised hand there, considering its aparently 'football'.
>> Anonymous
>>173226
I know that's what he is saying.
>> Anonymous
>>173220
Wrong, just two different men watching you eurofags fail, HARD. I posted 212... 217 just enjoyed seeing the truth on a board plagued by cancer during the day hours...
>> Anonymous
u say that bcoz u dont know how to play soccer...too much difficult to an always complex (north)american mind?
>> Anonymous
>>173228
i mean real football, not gay american
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>173235
No, Soccer isn't American. I think it was invented in Africa.
>> Anonymous
>>173241
Japan.
>> Anonymous
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>>173226
Yes you Eurofail, I played football, I just never played faggy ass soccer. Try to keep up, Lrn2read etc
>> Anonymous
lmao, I couldn't imagine watching a bunch of grown men play soccer
>> Anonymous
>>173248
Don't be so hard on them, they are European after all.
>> Anonymous
oh hey cool another cancer thread.
>> Anonymous
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>> chisgarabis Anonymous
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man sport
without protections

hijo de puta
>> Anonymous
Ihr scheiß amis mit eurem football, meint ihr seid was besonderes weil ihr affen euch als zentrum der welt betrachtet
>> Anonymous
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>>173262
>being big required.
>> Anonymous
>>173264
The picture says it all for me.

GAY.
>> Anonymous
>>173264

ARE YOU ARGENTINIAN?
>> Anonymous
The only major padding worn are shoulder pads and a helmet. Fact: Getting hit by a linebacker at full speed is like getting hit by a car going 35 mph.
>> Anonymous
>>173269
exactly, what is Holliday at LSU, like 5'5"? LOL Just more typical daytime Europe cancer hours on /sp/ jealous of America yet again.
>> Anonymous
I agree!
>> Anonymous
>>173248

>wear protective gear
>manly

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>173269
Yeah because 5'10 is tiny.
>> Anonymous
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>>173264
BUTTHURT AND TROLLED PUMA DETECTED
>> Anonymous
>>173262
>soccer
>skill
Aahahaha.
>> Anonymous
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>>173265
I'm sorry, no one here speaks... whatever the fuck kind of faggotry you're typing.
>>173264
that goes for you too, wetback!
>> Anonymous
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Padding= Hitting MUCH harder. Shoulder pads aren't worn to protect you, there worn so you can hit harder. Eurofags have a hard time comprehending this. How many times do see hits like this in faggit rugby?
>> Anonymous
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No nigger Padball player is more of a man than Chabal.

/thread
>> Anonymous
Same three americunts desperately trying to bump their fail "sport". There's a reason why the rest of the world doesn't care about it.
>> Anonymous
>>173305
This coming from a guy that has a cock on his shirt.
>> Anonymous
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>>173284
Soccer players: Manly.
>> Anonymous
>>173300
Real men don't need padding to hit harder, they have hard shoulders instead of those cushioned weakened female bumps.
>> Anonymous
>>173300

lol americunts need padding to hit harder. It still doesn't hurt because ultimately a fat nigger is hitting another fat nigger in 20 pounds of soft cushions. Might as well have a pillowfight.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>173313

Soccer players: SEXY.
>> Anonymous
>>173320
They hit people, they don't slide feet first into players ankles like a bunch of fucking faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>173326
>They hit people

... with padding.
>> Anonymous
I always lol at the fact that eurofags thing amerifags care about the rest of the world
>> Anonymous
>>173323
>number 1 sport in most countries because most countries don't have any other sports.
>> Anonymous
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>>173308
And there's also a reason we couldn't care less what the rest of you faggots think, while we straight run shit on this planet. But why are all your sports leagues' best players DYING to come over here to ours then?? Soccer being the last one, because there isn't any demand for it here, no one cares... yet Beckham is here and I hear some faggot named Ronaldinho may be next, for all 13 people who will pay to see him play to enjoy! lol
>> Anonymous
>>173326

Sliding feet first into someone else is lot more dangerous than running into someone with a pillow and a plastic shoulderpad.

look up Eduardo da Silva on youtube or something
>> Anonymous
>>173330
Because football (and not your shitty American handball) is the best sport, so there's not point
>> Anonymous
>>173341
Only proving my point.
>> Anonymous
>>173337
Beckham and Ronaldinho some of the best players? LOL!!!!!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>173326

id rather run into someone with a bunch of padding rather than have this happen
>> Anonymous
>>173336
Because football (and not your shitty American handball) is the best sport, so there's not point
>> Anonymous
lmao at how europeans always defend soccer with "its the most popular sport in the worl" well rice is the most popular food in the world, but does that make it the best tasting? no, it's the cheapest and easiest, so all the poor people of the world can understand and play it. lol
>> Anonymous
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>>173349
Or this
>> Anonymous
>>173358
OH SHI--
>> Anonymous
>>173358
Idiot. If poor people don't play your gay sports because it's too hard to understand, then that would mean no American sportsmen started off poor. And since most of them are niggers I somewhat doubt that.
>> Anonymous
>>173359
Again, this is why in Soccer you don't need Eye–hand coordination. He clearly missed the Soccer ball.
>> Anonymous
Which I'm sure got him a fucking faggoty ass "card" and thrown out or something... meanwhile we have THIS:

http://rapidshare.com/files/123666956/Hitz.WMV

That shit is encouraged faggot. Show me some soccer hits like that, Mary.
>> Anonymous
>>173359
FATALITY
>> Anonymous
>>173371
It doesn't need hand-eye coordination because it's called football.
>> Anonymous
>>173371

probably because its called football
>> Anonymous
>>173385
See
>>173226
>> Anonymous
>>173379
Ihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8QUzr94sYA&feature=related
>> Anonymous
I hope to god /sp/ gets deleted. Just like /b/ and world wars, eurofags ruin everything.
>> Anonymous
This thread is no doubt two people.
>> Anonymous
>>173397

eurofags ruined it?

who started this stupid shit in the first place?
>> Anonymous
amerifag who likes soccer AND "padball"

this shit is the cancer killing /sp/.

sage.
>> Anonymous
This bullshit about which sport is tougher is irrelevant. That has no bearing on which sport is better.
>> Anonymous
>>173396
Slid at his feet, that's not a tackle. M. fucking Bison does the same move in street fighter, is he suddenly breaking out into a soccer game?
>> Anonymous
>>173358
Because the more expensive the equipment, the better the sport right? Face it, American fagball is not a sport, it's a circus show where you sit with a bucket of greasy chicken wings going "OOOOOOHHHH" and "AAAAHHHHH" every time someone gets hit. Just like Nascar.
>> Anonymous
>>173284
>Fouls for touching your opponent
>Going shirtless and making out with your team after you score a GOOOAAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLHHHHLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>173424
From Wikipedia (in b4 Wiki isn't a valid source bullshit) : "Most forms of football have a move known as a tackle. In most cases this move is one that prevents an opposing player from carrying out what they intend."

That's what he did. Therefore it is a tackle. And LOL, OK, so when Edge spears people in wrestling, he's playing American football?
>> Anonymous
>>173248
>wear expensive
>manly

DOES NOT COMPUTE
>> Anonymous
>>173410
this. hurling is a tougher sport than either of these two, but i dont see anyone making a case for it being the best
>> Anonymous
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>>173443
THREAD IS NOW ABOUT HURLING
>> Anonymous
>>173433
So when i hit a fly with a stick am i playing baseball?
>> Anonymous
>>173466
I know, exactly, that's the point I was making that what>>173424said is stupid
>> Anonymous
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>>173437
yet this is the best soccer player in the world. Actually wait, that computes just fine, makes perfect sense! lol
>> Anonymous
>>173477
lol manpurse.
>> Anonymous
>>173477
thats the thing though...HE ISNT!
>> Anonymous
Amerifag here:

I am so sick of this bullshit. It starts by insulting someone else's sports. After a few post it turns into a fucking brawl between Amerifags and Eurofags, most of the time about something that doesn't even involve sports anymore.

Everyone in this thread, go fuck yourselves.
>> Anonymous
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>>173477
I dispute this claim
>> Anonymous
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>>173515
>>173523
FIFA disputes your faggot claims tho, and guess who owns FIFA?

This thread is now about how AMERICA WON FIFA!!! Fuck yeah, that's rite EuroFags, go2bed and leave the sports talk to the real men.
>> Anonymous
>>173523
and it disputes you.
>> Anonymous
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Is football a "pussy sport"? LoL, ask Ewald Lienen about it

pic related, just look his thigh
>> Anonymous
>>173523
EXACTLY!
Im a Brazil fan and a Villareal fan but I can honestly say that Leo is the best. His ball control, speed, flair, pace...its just too much. FUCK RONALDO!
>> Anonymous
>>173540
Fun fact: The player that fouled him only got Yellow
>> Anonymous
Evra > Messi, completely shut him down as Ronaldo was scoring.

Also, sage.
>> Anonymous
>>173313
He's a faggot though.
Most soccerfags hate him anyway so that doesnt count.
>> Anonymous
>>173550
SOMEONE didn't watch the game.
>> Anonymous
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>>173545

We should also add this one: After Harald Schumacher had this nice encounter with Battiston (in which Battiston fractured his neck, lost almost his half teeth and then felt into a short coma) back in 1982, the referee didn't even gave a foul, let alone send Schumacher off. Schumacher then proceeded to take the goal-kick and play resumed.

After winning the game, the goalkeeper caused more controversy when he was told that Battiston had lost several teeth, and replied: "If that's all that's wrong with him, I'll pay him the crowns."

Still think football is a gay sport? LoL
>> RAY ALLEN !!+K0Mvqp/bEq
>>173540
Look, Eurofags. Freak injuries that happen every once in a while don't make your sport tough. I guarantee every single one of you have never played a down of football and are making your opinions on assumption.
>> RAY ALLEN !!+K0Mvqp/bEq
>>173589
Yes, yes I do. See above.
>> Anonymous
>>173638

cooool dude, next time we'll give some axes and knives to the players (defenders will also have guns). This will make it tougher hahahha :P
>> Anonymous
Soccer players are tremendous pussies. They moan and cry and roll around on the ground every time they trip and fall.
>> Anonymous
>>173635
A sport being tough doesn't make it good.
>> Anonymous
>>173663

Depends. Watch latin american games. Those guys are like the epitome of pussy. Other countries might play through broken bones, etc., but if you breathe on a latin player he flops and grabs his knee/ankle whatever and yells "Aiyiiiyiiiii, penalty!". Then when they take them away on a stretcher, and when they get to the side they just jump off like nothing happened. Fucking. Pussies.
>> Anonymous
>>173635I guarantee every single one of you have never played a down of football and are making your opinions on assumption
>>173638Yes, yes I do.
>> Anonymous
>>173678

truth
>> Anonymous
This thread sucks.
>> Anonymous
I'll start listening to soccer players when they've played american football for a few years. I've played soccer 8 years as a defensive midfielder and american football for 6 years as a linebacker. American football is by far more entertaining to play and watch. Soccer players/fans just usually don't even have enough concentration to understand the most basic rules of american football.
>> Anonymous
Real footballers run over 6 miles a game easy, and if any of you have ever watched Sports Science it's far worse to get hit in Rugby than Throwball.
>> ?
>>173789

I have played both Rugby and 'Soccer' for over 7 years each. Soccer is by far more demanding fitness and concentration wise, where Rugby is more about your strength and general stubborness not to let that fucker run past you with the ball.

Also, i would hasten to bet that most Americans don't know the most basic rules of Rugby and Cricket as they are generally not familiar with the sport, just as most Europeans are not familiar with American sports.

Get over yourself.
>> Anonymous
jesus christ. do fags really like soccer over football? either I'm getting trolled or there are a bunch of FABULOUS faggots around here.
>> Anonymous
You know why most countries play soccer? It's because shit is much easier to play.
>> ?
>>173961

Yeah i like football over American football, i am not dazzled by high scores but rather by tactical interplay.

Also i'm not a gay, though by vehementaly advertising how much you dislike homosexuality you bring down suspicion upon yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>173968
tactical interplay?
SOUNDS LIKE A CHESS MATCH
>> ?
>>173970

Going to bed, thanks for the lulz.
>> Anonymous
>>173359
Classic. Keano was a ledge as a player... And will become one as a manager.

Anyone who thinks Keano "missed" needs to think again.
>> Anonymous
>>173789
Takes only a seconds lapse of concentration in football and it can be game over season over. Career over.

Just look at 98 and the Champions League final. Beyern had stop thinking about the match and started thinking about how much they were gonna party hard. Two United players then went from subs to legends.
>> Anonymous
Tactical gameplay? there isn't a sport in the whole world more strategic than American football
>> Anonymous
>>174231

yes especially so because they are allowed to stop play every 5 seconds so they can group around to plan their next move
>> Anonymous
>>174232
They stop so the coach can call a new play depending on what they're sitiuation is. They might run the ball, pass the ball, kick a field goal, or punt. But of course eurofags wouldn't know that because they don't even give the game a chance.
>> Anonymous
>>174237

Coming from an amerifag, I've actually noticed Eurofags are more aware of American Football than Amerifags are of Soccer.
>> Anonymous
>>174241
Your serious? In all my experience on internet forums its the opposite. They don't even give the game a chance because its American
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Control-F "pranceball" returns nothing.

You disappoint me, fellow Amerifags.
>> sage
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>>173540
>> Anonymous
>>174248

very serious. using real-life examples:

some eurofags are interested in American Football contrary to what they say on here. Theres a reason why that American Football game sold out in London a year ago

While on the other hand, the average American I've encountered (real life and internets) only knows that Soccer is actually played by adults and Manchester United wins alot.
>> Anonymous
Why do kids in America play football (soccer) then grow up to call it gay and pussy ..

and kids in England play essentially baseball (rounders I never got the difference other than rounders had stupid poles and baseball had cheating mittens) then grow up to call it gay and pussy ..

why /sp/ why?
>> Anonymous
because we play it as little kids, then we grow up and realize what a simple, little kid game it is. Only girls continue playing soccer as they get older here.
>> Anonymous
>>174261

But I played soccer and baseball as a kid and I still do today at 19 yrs old. And my mom is british and dad is american

DIVIDED BY ZERO.
>> Anonymous
>>174241
The only English people who know anything about American football are actual fans, and its just player and team names because they've never played the sport themselves, just watched it and liked it.

Half of America has some experience with soccer.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>174261

Because when we're six we're relatively gay and pussy, then we become men.

Brits are as manly as a six year old American boy
>> Anonymous
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>>174264
Are you confused?
>> Anonymous
>>174265
I think they actually tried to get us to watch the super bowl this year. With all the coming over and playing a game over here... Same with the NHL but I actually cared.
>> Anonymous
so much amerikkan BAWWWWWWWW in this thread despite winning FIFA?

saageeeee
>> Anonymous
Soccer has ACTION something football doesn't have. Like last week my team in soccer almost won. It was 0-0 and we lost in PK because the fuck goal was a better mind reader. Tell me, does football (US) have that?!!!
>> Anonymous
>>174285


3/10 try harder Swedish troll
>> Anonymous
>>174286
Fucking 10/10 You can't beat soccer action. Loser!
>> Anonymous
Football appeals to most Americans because the big men with helmets and padding represent power and force.

Soccer represents more precision and skill, with ball control and dribbling and finishing.

Can we just leave this? Apples and oranges, people.
>> Anonymous
>>173789
Played soccer for 9 years played football for 2 as offensive tackle. Soccer is by FAR as the sport that required more skill and thinking. Unlike a football game on which no matter what plays we ran my job was tackle the guy that's barely 1 foot in front of you.
>> Anonymous
to be fair, the coach does the thinking for you. and you're not QB.
>> Anonymous
>>174297
Thank god you don't coach football.
You should coach... wait are there coach's in soccer?
>> Anonymous
>>174299
What the hell is that supposed to mean ?
>> Anonymous
>>174299
Actually soccer has a coach's just like in football the coach decides what formation the players will start with. Except soccer gives room for players to think while in football the play is god and the qb is jesus.
>> Anonymous
>>174301
Your job was tackle the guy that's barely 1 foot in front of you. OT job's are to protect the QB.
>> Anonymous
>>174297Played soccer for 9 years played football for 2 as offensive tackle. Soccer is by FAR as the sport that required more skill and thinking. Unlike a football game on which no matter what plays we ran my job was tackle the guy that's barely 1 foot in front of you.

Eurofag posing as an American.
>> Anonymous
>>174304
Pretty much the same thing there
>> Anonymous
Is it fair to say their is more room for creative flair in association football than gridiron football?
>> Anonymous
>>174306
>>174305
>>174304
>>174301
>>174297

Tackle opponent pick up fumble once in a while score repeat.
>> Anonymous
>>174306
Just stop. You are only doing the soccer side of the argument a disservice with your transparent charade.
>> Anonymous
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>>174307

FLAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>> Anonymous
>>174309

Fuck no man, you should have encouraged him to continue until he had really stepped into lulz.

I was waiting for him to call the fullback a defensive position.
>> Anonymous
>>174319
Wait, it's not?
>> Anonymous
>>174307
Yes, because getting cute in soccer will either result in a highlight on ESPN Deportes, or a turnover, which isn't that terrible of a thing in soccer.
In the NFL, players who get cute have this happen to them.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b6ZOK8okDRA
>> Anonymous
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>>174322
>> Anonymous
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>>174327In the NFL, players who get cute have this happen to them.
>> Anonymous
i dont get it with Americunt sports why do they need a referee? For example if a player cheated or played violently why isnt he get a red card and get booted out of the match and even suspension? That they encourage that type of gameplay? ice hockey for example people actually watch it for the brawl. WTF??!!
>> Anonymous
>>174338
Go to bed Nancy.
>> Anonymous
>>174338

not to mention that every American Sportsman use steroid least once in their career. Any if you denied that. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>174338
That would be like ejecting a soccer player for flopping. It's part of the game, live with it.

>>174345
The only reason soccer doesn't have a steroid problem is because there's no need for the players to weigh any more than 130 lbs.
>> Anonymous
>>174327
wow he really "got cute" then by trying to catch that pass.
>> Anonymous
>>174382
You don't think he put a little more on that hit, simply for the fact that it was Bush he was hitting?
>> Anonymous
>>174338

Because we like to see physical activities in our sports.

The OMG ZIDANE HEADBUTT SO HARDCORE would be a 4 minute penalty tops in hockey
>> Anonymous
>>174386
I doubt you have time to think about it
>> Anonymous
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American Football is superior. Rena agreed, don't bother her about it.
>> ?
>>174449

Eggball is certainly fun but it doesn't compare to the sheer brutality of rugby union.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>174452sheer brutality
I see you've never played with Rena before.
>> ?
>>174460

Ever broke both your legs and fractured your coccyx in a single game of rugby? :D
>> Anonymous
>>174479
No, it was consecutive games.
>> ?
>>174486

So what you broke your leg, then kept playing, then broke the other leg and kept playing etc?
>> Anonymous
>>174489
That's the joke.jpg
>> sage sage
>>174261
>>174265
So now we're just randomly making shit up?? Sounds about right with soccerfags. PROTIP: Most, or Half, of Americans most certainly DO NOT grow up playing soccer. Only the kids with overprotective parents who won't let their children play REAL sports out of fear of injury let, scratch that, MAKE their kids play that gay ass shit. They're usually liberal, hippie types and Montessori. Kids grow up wanting to play basketball, baseball and real football, or hockey if you're a yankee fag, NOT soccer. Why do you think most soccer games are played on our football fields here? Exactly. Your bullshit, fake ass made up statistics are bullshit. Enjoy your faggotry tho, by all means! Whatever makes you feel better...