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White Sox vs. Twins ONE GAME PLAYOFF Thread Douggie the Cubs Destroyer Dodger Face !!NWKnD/HNvaF
WHO WILL WIN?!
>> Anonymous
The Cubs
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
fuck you peachtree tv, fuck you right in the ass. what was so bad about tbs? too much awesomeness? too many good sporting events? not enough shitty chick flicks? fuck my life
>> Anonymous
Wow, baseball teams play 160 games in a season and still not decide who wins a damn division. Fail sport is fail.
>> Anonymous
>>372501

Church signs are the most lame shit ever.

It got old after it was did the fifth time.

Now it's the twelfth.
>> Anonymous
>>372513
I sincerely hope you're trolling...
>> Anonymous
>>372517
Finally, someone that is on my side, and I didn't even have to samefag. Thanks fellow anon.
>> Anonymous
>>372517
>>372527
>hurf i missed out on it the first time so now i hate it to make myself feel better durr
>> Douggie the Cubs Destroyer Dodger Face !!NWKnD/HNvaF
>>372501

Rather actually, you know, watch a sport and discuss it than, you know, make stupid signs that none of the other boards use anymore because they were old three years ago.
>> Anonymous
>>372533
I LOVE YOU DOUGGIE! I KNOW YOUR TEAM IS GOING TO THE SERIES!
>> Anonymous
>>372531
First time? You mean like 2001?
>> Douggie the Cubs Destroyer Dodger Face !!NWKnD/HNvaF
/sp/ is like Amish country.

When /b/ and everyone else learned about church signs in 2005, we got them just three days ago.

Fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>372497

Weren't you supposed to GTFO after you an hero'd with your first incarnation via dismemberment?

And then guarenteed another win, which the dodgers blew in the 10th inning to the Giants? A thread you then quietly deleted?

Then you lay low for 3 days, and come out with your next incarnation, a move that one anon called quite acurately in aforementioned deleted thread?

Yeah.... pretty sure that happened...

Enjoy jinxing your franchise, Douugie the Dodger Faggot. Every time you turn up, dodger-blue tears have proven to follow.
>> Anonymous
>>372555
Actually the last time, he was spot on. Stop crying like a faggot bitch because someone came up with original content.
>> Douggie the Cubs Destroyer Dodger Face !!NWKnD/HNvaF
>>372555

Wow, you're so angry.

Come back when we go STRAIGHT TO THE WORLD SERIES.
>> Anonymous
>>372559

Reading comprehension is not one of your strong suits.

Dodger Faggot guarenteed a win, or he'd GTFO.

Giants rallied on LA, and won it in the 10th.

Faggot proceeded to stay-the-fuck-here.

Don't get me wrong, I love that he's coming back for the playoffs. I honestly don't think the Cubs would have a chance against the Dodgers unless they had this fag jinxing their efforts every step of the way.
>> Douggie the Cubs Destroyer Dodger Face !!NWKnD/HNvaF
>>372569

Are you like my homosexual stalker or something? Damn.

Get a girlfriend, man, and watch my Dodgers go straight to THE WORLD SERIES
>> Anonymous
>>372569
Stop crying about original content.
>> Anonymous
>>372569
So let me get this straight, you WISH he didn't come back, but you LOVE that he did.

Make up your damn mind you fucking idiot.
>> Douggie the Cubs Destroyer Dodger Face !!NWKnD/HNvaF
Every day in Faceland all these people come up to me and go, 'WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PREDICT A GAME WRONG?' and I'm like, 'Sorry, I can't be right all the time.'

And then I shrugged and got a game right. We're 5-1 when I make my threads, but you guys expect me to be motherfucking perfect.

Half of you can't even lift a football from the ground, and you yell at a blue MS Paint face.
>> Anonymous
>>372575

Close. But I'm just a dodger fan who hates tripfags. And after seeing what tripfags did to the Patriots, Steelers, and Cowboys, I'm well within my god-given internets right to hate on you, and point out your glorious fail in its 'ere-before unparralelled level of futility.
>> Anonymous
>>372579
And we're well within our right to not give a fuck what some sage faggot says.
>> Douggie the Cubs Destroyer Dodger Face !!NWKnD/HNvaF
>>372579

But why do you care so much? I'm a blue MS Paint face.

If you don't wanna look at my threads, just don't come in them.

When we go to the WORLD SERIES, I want you to make a thread and apologize to me.
>> Anonymous
delusions of grandeur: noun, a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are
>> Anonymous
>>372586

100% deal, Douggie. If you get us to the World Series, you get your own thread, courtesy of anon.

You win us a World Series... I'll suck your blue cock.

(Hey, I did say you were close with the 'homosexual internet stalker' thing.)
>> Douggie the Cubs Destroyer Dodger Face !!NWKnD/HNvaF
>>372595

And if we don't make the second round and beat the Cubs, I will leave /sp/ forever.

I can not return to Faceland a non-World Series winner.

Ricky the Raging Red Sox will make fun of me again.
>> Anonymous
Today I was thinking, "How much do the Twins wish they still had Johan?"

And then I immediately thought, "How much does Johan wish he was still with the Twins?"
>> Anonymous
>>372612
HAHA.