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NBC's nightly Olympic coverage starts in about 25 minutes!

Here's tonight's schedule, all times are eastern.

8-9: Interview with Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin. Track and Field coverage.

9-10: Beach Volleyball!

10-12: MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS MICHAEL PHELPS and some other swimming and US Men vs. China in volleyball.

12:00-? Women's 10,000m final and women's 3m springboard qualification.
>> Anonymous
>>254593
that's eastern time right?
>> Anonymous
>>254599
Yes.
>> Anonymous
I hope they don't actually show the full 10,000 meter race. I hope they skip most of it like they did with women's time trial cycling.
>> Anonymous
The olympics gets shitty from here on out.
>> Anonymous
>>8-9: Interview with Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin.

While they'll only get a 5% viewership rating for men and women ages 18-35, they'll have the pedophile market cornered from 8-9.
>> Anonymous
>>254622
Since it's after midnight, they'll probably show the top three which should go at least 40 minutes. Nothing else going on there unless you like non-US handball between two ass-ugly countries.
>> Anonymous
>>254667
I can't imagine a handball team looking worse than women's runners.
>> Anonymous
>>254670
Angola, Brazil and Hungary will prove you wrong
>> Anonymous
Gymnastics coverage in a few minutes!
>> Anonymous
What track and field events are they showing?
>> Anonymous
I'm going to say I hate NBC's West Coast coverage every day of the Olympics.
>> Anonymous
I was expecting a public execution for the Chinese gymnast who won bronze.
>> Anonymous
>>254716
That's tomorrow at 11.
>> Anonymous
>>254707
It looks like they're are just showing finals until they get to their showcase talent. Only 10,000m tonight.
>> Anonymous
>>254667
what's an ugly country like?
>> Anonymous
>>254727
An ugly country's general population looks kind of like WNBA players.
>> Anonymous
>>254733
Oh dear lord....
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>254716

see

>>251951
>> Anonymous
>>254716

No. She'll be sent to a work camp until she reaches puberty.
>> Anonymous
I'm watching baseball until they quit showing this gymnastics replay. Where is the excitement? We already know who won.
>> Anonymous
The Olympics? But pre-season football is on!
>> Anonymous
Man this old dude on NBC is awesome!
>> Anonymous
I love this Bella guy.. I want one in my house.
>> Anonymous
Did anyone catch that commercial for The Office, where the character said The Olympics need a centathalon?

I think a centathalon would be the most awesome event ever.
>> Anonymous
Why doesn't NBC show any track and field events online?
>> Anonymous
>>254778
Ok, name 100 sports.
>> Anonymous
We need a picture of that old guy...
>> Anonymous
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WOW!!!
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
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>>254783
>>254778
Jim Thorpe would win it.
>> Anonymous
>>254783
1. Boxing
2-4. All three fencing events
4. Balance beam
5. Pommel Horse
6. Pole vault
7. Shotput
8. Hammer throw
9. Discus
10. Javelin
11. Judo
12. Wrestling
13. 100 meter dash
14. Pole vault
15. Parallel Bars
16. 200M Freestyle
17. Marathon
18. Sailing
19. Rowing
20. Canoeing
21. Kayak
22. Badminton
23. Table Tennis
24. Race walking
25. Road Cycling
26. Surfing
27. Mountain biking
28. BMX

Someone else finish this for me.
>> Anonymous
>>254793
29. Long Jump
>> Anonymous
>>254796
30. Golf
31. Disc Golf
32. Billiards
33. Bowling
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>254802
34. Steeplechase
>> Anonymous
They're showing some track events now!
>> Anonymous
>>254805
35. Bass fishing
>> Anonymous
Lopez Lomong needs to make a move in this race, he's really far behind.
>> Anonymous
Lomong is making a move, he's still about 5th from last though with just a lap left.
>> Anonymous
He's in third!
>> Anonymous
>>254793
>>254796
>>254802
>>254805
>>254810

there are 32 events in swimming alone, or are you counting it all as one? because i just see 100m free listed.....
>> Anonymous
ZOMG one of the guys in green shorts had his nuts hanging out!!!
>> Anonymous
>>254823
You could get away with a Medley. Fly/Back/Breast/Free
>> Anonymous
>>254823

Feel free to add them to the list, I only put down the 200m freestyle because it's one of my favorites.
>> Anonymous
Oh boy, it's beach volleyball time!
>> Anonymous
>>254710

I hate the west coast coverage as well.
>> Anonymous
>>254838
Has west coast coverage even started yet?
>> Anonymous
>>254845
Doesn't start for another 2 hours.
>> Anonymous
>>254847
That ridiculous.
>> Anonymous
I've gotten a bit tired of beach volleyball.

I'd rather play volleyball than watch it.
>> Anonymous
Question: Is anyone out there bored with or tired of the Michael Phelps coverage? If so, what the fuck is the matter with you?
>> Anonymous
>>254858
I'm not bored by it.

It's pretty exciting.
>> Anonymous
>>254873
It's a little erotic.
>> Anonymous
When does Phelps race tonight?
>> Anonymous
>>254857
Never been a fan of beach volleyball but i love the indoor team volleyball. Lots more action and longer volleys = more tension and a better viewing experience.
>> Anonymous
>>254879
Whenever he feels like it, bitch.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Uptown Girl WTF
>> Anonymous
>>254879
Swimming coverage starts around 9:00. I don't know when Phelps races though.
>> Anonymous
I'm actually checking out handball, and I'm intrigued. It's against two teams with shitty records, but my god this is an energetic game. It mixes the good parts of indoor soccer and basketball with almost baseball-like throws and it's seriously drawing me in.
>> Anonymous
>>254900
9:10
>> Anonymous
Ah fuck, I was watching that volleyball.
>> Anonymous
WHY THE FUCK did they switch from that awesome volleyball match for this shit swim competition
>> Anonymous
>>254934
Because the swim takes like 10 minutes and it's a gold event. Phelps comes on in 5 minutes though.
>> Anonymous
>>254934
OH FUCK MATCH POINT
>> Anonymous
lol Zimbabwe
>> Anonymous
>>254934
because PHELPS PHELPS PHELPS PHELPS PHELPS BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE
>> Anonymous
for the winnnnnnnn GOT IT
>> Anonymous
lol the foreign guys are crying over the loss
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH VOLLEYBALL. Back from 0-6 to win!
>> Anonymous
Fun fact: The American Beach Volleyball team went from being down 7-0 to up 15-13 and a win.
>> Anonymous
Coventry is a cunt....but WHO CARES MICHAEL PHELPS IS ABOUT TO SWIM
>> Anonymous
Imma slap somebody if Phelps loses to Crocker. Fucker gonna be all drafting and shit.
>> Anonymous
Uh Oh time to eat babies and shit gold.
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAH OHHHHHHHHHHH SHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
>> Anonymous
1/100 of a second.

WOW.
>> Anonymous
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK YES

PHELPS PHELPS PHELPS
>> Anonymous
GOD DAMNIT
>> Anonymous
They said Cavic trained in the states?
>> Anonymous
WOW.
>> Anonymous
Phelps lost...gift gold
>> Anonymous
phelps is gonna be on TV for the next few years doing cameos and endorsements.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
best race ever
>> Anonymous
>>255005
It's all done by computer timing you idiot, how is it a gift gold?
>> Anonymous
>>255018
It was even better 400m freestyle relay.

Races don't get any better than that.
>> Anonymous
>>255005
I wish I could taste your tears right now.

Bottle them for me would you, please?
>> Anonymous
>>255050
USfag here and I'm rooting for Phelps...it just looked too damn close. Do you know how much NBC stands to lose by Phelps losing his 8 for 8 bid prematurely? They could easily buy a single gold medal. I'd love to see it investigated a bit closer
>> Anonymous
>>255092
Dude, it was a frame by frame of it. Cavic coasted in, Phelps gave that half lap and basically slammed his hand on the wall. The difference is this close, literally.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>255092
lol.... so they knew phelps would make it a photofinish so they bought the medal?
>> Anonymous
>>255092
While I can see gymnastics or boxing being rigged, how on earth do you rig something with computer timing?
>> Anonymous
>>255092
You are a moron.
>> Anonymous
stupidfag here
what does OR mean?
>> Anonymous
>>255092
That was actually what I thought- at first.

The problem was that the camera is chilling on lane 1, so the angle is kind of skewed for the shot they showed the most.

They used the bird's eye camera and it looked like it was the SAME time. Fuck it was close.

Then they play it at like 1/100 time. It was still fucking close, but you COULD see that Cavic didn't recoil off the wall until after Phelps did.

But it was fucking close.
>> Anonymous
Spitz is pissed.
>> Anonymous
>>255141
Olympic Record.

Record compared to times set in the olympics.
>> Anonymous
>>255005


BAWWWWW FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
>>255141
Olympic Record
>> Anonymous
Damn I love shawn johnson. She lives around an hour from where I do. One good reason to live in iowa eh?
>> Anonymous
>>255143

Sounds logical, I'll take it. I'd be fuckin pissed if I were Cavic...Never clipping fingernails again.

>>255147
dude...really? I'm rooting for Phelps its almost UnAmerican not to.

That last replay just shown makes it look like Phelps won it clear
>> Anonymous
>>255150
So he's not getting all world records? :( Oh well. At least he'll get 8 golds.
HOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCK
ANOTHER FUCKING RELAY
HOLY FUCK
>> Anonymous
>>255163
The only good reason, lets do be honest.
>> Anonymous
LMFAO @ PROTEST
>> Anonymous
Oh boy, men's 50 meter final!
>> Anonymous
and it's already over!
>> Anonymous
>>255174
Agreed. But she's still hot.
>> Anonymous
That was fast.
>> Anonymous
Jesus, that guy didn't even breathe while swimming.
>> Anonymous
>>255222
Actually, its pretty easy on a 50.

Just hold your breath, jump up and down for 25 seconds and exhale. It'll hurt, sure, but remember that they're olympians.
>> Anonymous
Man, I can't believe someone lodged a protest over Phelp's win.
>> Anonymous
REAL AMERICAN HERO
>> Anonymous
>>255258
And just lost it, I think. Phelps out-touched him.
>> Anonymous
>>255227
I did a 50 once without breathing.

It was horrible.
>> Anonymous
When does that 41 year old woman race?
>> Anonymous
Here comes the 41 year old.
>> Anonymous
My dad just called Dara Torres buff.

D: D: D:
>> Anonymous
lol torn suit

dara torres to the rescue dumb cunt
>> Anonymous
>>255302
The worst part is the flip turn.

But keep telling yourself that you'll get the oxygen you fucking need at the wall, not the pool and you'll fucking move.
>> Anonymous
Torres won!
>> Anonymous
>>255370
yeah she won a semifinal, nigger
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH DARA TORRES

Though it's only a semi.
>> The Judge
Dara is a class act.
>> Anonymous
>>255163

A guy I know went to the same high school as her in West Des Moines, he has a 16 year old brother. I gotta find out if he knows her.
>> Anonymous
>>255374
She still won though dummy.
>> Anonymous
>>255382
She Phelps real mom
>> Anonymous
>>255385

cell pl0x.
>> Anonymous
>>255412

My friend's brother? I don't have it. If I did I probably wouldn't give it to you.
>> Anonymous
Are these 100 meter races live of tape delayed?
>> The Judge
That steam of the patty in that McDonald's commercial was computer generated.

Seriously, who actually eats there? I know none of the Olympians do.
>> Anonymous
>>255516
GN Sports: What about your diet? Are you always eating super healthy?

Michael Phelps: I eat pretty much whatever I want. I don't have a strict diet. It's all about cramming in as many calories into my system as I possibly can. To be honest with you, I have a tough time keeping weight on.

IGN Sports: What about fast food?

Michael Phelps: Bring it on!
>> Anonymous
What's an Asian doing in the 100 meter dash?
>> Anonymous
>>255544
Big surprise he was last!
>> The Judge
>>255541
You know if he eats fast food, he's eating Zaxby's or something. Even if they're eating unhealthy things, they're not eating food that tastes horrible too.

Also, they just mentioned my hometown!
>> Anonymous
>>255516

I read that one of the swimmers (I think Lochte) has basically only been eating mcdonalds his whole time at Beijing.
>> Anonymous
>>255544
looooooosing
>> Anonymous
>>255544
LOL last place.
>> Anonymous
>>255544
China is trying to insitute a program called 117. As in, the number of gold medals they want to win in these olympic games from events you normally don't see asians in.

Also, they're trying to make Master Chief.
>> Anonymous
>>255541
brb, McDonald's
>> Anonymous
>>255541
Because swimming is actually one of the most intense workouts you can have. It burns a shitton of calories and you never notice because you're in an 81 degree pool.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Did you see that sick ass serve? It literally knocked that Chinese off his feet. Holy shit...
>> Anonymous
Oh no, local news is on my TV instead of Olympics!
>> Anonymous
Swimming is the best thing ever, it's a great workout and it's fun as hell.