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Hoping to teleport to Nebraska to join their football program, Kevin accidentally arrived in the middle of the University of Houston campus. He had to make do there. After a highly successful college career, many felt as if Kevin earned the right of being the top overall draft pick. However, his Russian heritage and addiction to Futurama scared many teams off until one man decided to take a stand against this injustice. A man that looked like a bloated, pregnant walrus and had two idiot sons, but a man nonetheless. The wise Andy Reid, a former Russian soldier who witnesses the miracles of Kevin, realized that this kid with the magic arm was not merely the quarterback of the future, but a deity reincarnated. Although Donovan McNabb demanded a playmaker, Reid told McNabb to shove it and drafted this godly figure (later scientific studies show that Reid was pissed at McNabb for stealing one of his cheesesteaks). A new era of football began that day.
The Almighty Kevin Kolb is calling you. Will you answer this call? (Also, he would appreciate it if you picked up the charges for the call.)
Kolb started as a true freshmen.
In 2006, Kolb threw 30 TDs to 4 interceptions while leading the Cougars to a 10-6 record and a Conference USA championship. He was his conference's offensive MVP.
Listed below are various awards he won.
* 2006 C-USA Preseason Player-of-the-Year (The Sporting News) * 2005 Third Team All-Conference USA * 2003 C-USA Freshman-of-the-Year * 2003 Third Team All-Conference USA * 2003 C-USA All-Freshman Team * 2003 The Sporting News, Third-Team, Freshman All-America * 2003 Rivals.com Honorable Mention, All-America * 2003 Freshman of the Year, CollegeFootballNews.com * C-USA Co-Offensive Player-of-the-Week (Oct. 27, 2003) * C-USA Offensive Player-of-the-Week (Sept. 22, 2003
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