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/sp/ mascots Anonymous
NBA: Adam Morrison
NFL: Rax Grissman
NHL: Cindy Crosby
MLB: Dan Uggla (but now Matt Stairs)
Woman: Shawn Johnson
Soccer: Khan
Everything else: Phelps
>> Anonymous
Vince Carter for NBA
>> Anonymous
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gtfo newfag.

-/vc/
>> Anonymous
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This list is turrible.
>> Anonymous
>>437838
College Football: IMMA RED DRANK
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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>>437819
>>437838
>> Anonymous
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Someone forgot what county /sp/ currently resides in...
>> Anonymous
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YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, OP!

What the fuck? No Laimbeer?
>> RED DRANK ima grip and sip !!T/S6jzHgDpI
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>>437848
Somebody call me?
>> Anonymous
hai gize
>> Anonymous
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>>437848
reporting in
>> Anonymous
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im a mascot?
>> Anonymous
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/sp/ official Cuban
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Theory: OP's experience with /sp/ began at around 3:30pm Pacific today when he went to ED instead of /b/ and saw there was an /sp/ page.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
/vc/
>> Anonymous
Adam Morrison is the NBA mascot? I've seen more threads on Kobe and Oden in the past 24 hours than ive seen on Morrison ever.

And WKU's REDDRANK mascot is not NCAAF its NCAABB. NCAAF's mascot is Timothy Tebow.
>> Anonymous
>>437861
Yes, sweetie, you can be an /sp/ mascot. We'll get you a little taco costume to dance around in.
>> Anonymous
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WHY CAN'T I BE A MASCOT? I'M A MAN! I'M 40!
>> Anonymous
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Fuck you bitches, who owns this shit?
>> Anonymous
I guess Grissman let Dennis off the hook.
>> Anonymous
>>437880
this anon speaks the truth.
>> Anonymous
Definitive

NBA: Cockmongler
NFL: Epic Fail Guy
NHL: The Pedobear
MLB: The Happy Negro
Woman: The Longcat
Soccer: Cris Hansen
Everything else: SLEEPYCAT!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
thread fails for lack of Dirk Kuyt
>> Anonymous
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Everyone forget about my awesome combo already?