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Horrible sports Anonymous
Soccer, cricket and hockey might get made fun of a lot here, but I think we're ignoring the real problem sports.

The sports that suck so much, they shouldn't even be called sports.

I think figure skating is the worst.
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> figure skating

forget it, dude
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It's estimated something like 25 to 50 percent of male figure skaters are gay.

http://www.outsports.com/olympics/2006torino/kimfigureskating.htm

I think the real number is probably much higher.
>> Anonymous
Gymnastics can be kind of gay, but it's nowhere near as bad as figure skating.
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>>176950
i'd triple axle her, if you know what i mean
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Male cheerleading is pretty bad.

Cheerleading is a joke sport, but unless guys are participating it's not too bad.
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>>176962
Men's gymnastics should definitely be eradicated, but what's not to like about hot, tight flexible lil loli's straddling a big ass beam?!
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pool/billiards on TV
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durr i can steer to the left hurr
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Poker on my goddamn SPORTS CHANNELS for like four hours
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>>177133
And darts and golf. Also the broadcasting of triathlons and marathons and long bike races is a waste of time designed to soak up airtime without paying a fortune to gain broadcasting rights
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>>177135
THIS

Fucking poker, goddamn.
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Any sport with "Judges" or that otherwise depend on someone else's opinion of performance.
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>>177150

If the method of determining a winner is non-objective (like with judges' scoring and such), then it is categorically NOT a sport.
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Well what about ESPN's dumbass putting on shit like spelling bees and dog competitions... at least they used to have those queer Jew twins making fun of themselves (espn classic) on Cheap Seats but they don't even have that now. Even worse is when you see a good ass play in your local teams' games that day/night yet you watch sportscenter and fucking skiing Santa's or racing cockroaches make the "Top Ten Plays" and some awesome, real sports don't. Pretty much just fuck ESPN overall, they have shit production and commentating.
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>>177152
>>177150
Boxing is not an sport unless there is a KO?
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>> durr i can steer to the left hurr

The only racing I can stand watching is that Championship Off Road racing they show on NBC sometimes. Cars going off ramps (not monster trucks, they're too slow) while racing is a hell of a lot better than Nascar or Formula 1.

I'd like to see an "anything goes" racing league where any car that could be purchased by the public could be used. Watching Lamboghinis racing Bentleys around tracks would be a lot more interesting than the cars they have in other racing leagues.
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>> Poker on my goddamn SPORTS CHANNELS for like four hours

I'm glad the poker craze has died down.

Some sports that are fairly fun to play like golf make for shit TV. Golf is fun when you're out playing for fun and messing around with a few friends but I don't know how anyone can stand watching it on TV.
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what about bowling?

and true, poker needs to go back to my basement, and not on TV
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Bowling IS a sport, but not fun at all to watch on TV.
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>>177177
It seem so. Fuck, imagine if a fight doesn't in a KO, is it a tie then?

>>177150
>>177152
Dumbasses, don't try to define what a sport is.
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>>177134
>>durr i can steer to the left hurr at 180-200 MPH
Fix'd. I hate Nascar as much as the next non-redneck, but trying to bypass cars in at an insane speed and try not to fuck up and possibly die does takes skill.
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Competitive fishing is the most boring one of all
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>>177240
Shit, they actually broadcast that?

Fuck I rather watch a day of poker than an hour of fucking fishing.
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>>177260

Whenever I've seen it broadcast they just show highlights of dudes reeling in fish.
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>>177261
>>177260
Fishing is usually on ESPN2 in the early mornings of Saturday or Sunday.
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>>177296
it's perfect for a hangover
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Conundrum:

If: everything in the olymics is a sport

Then: By virtue of being in the olympic games, is a competition rendered sporting, or were said competitions deemed 'sports' before their admittance into the games?

Show your work.
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>>177311
Exactly. Or something to watch while still drunk and not having gone to sleep yet.
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Nothing is worse than seeing a god damn spelling bee on my espn.WTF a spelling bee?
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Anyone else recall the world "Rock Paper Scissors" tournament on ESPN2?
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poker
should never be called a 'sport'
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I can't fucking stand golf

Also I've heard chess called a sport, why is this
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>>177409
because some chessfags desperately want to legitimize their little hobby

They're only slightly less pathetic than competitive gamers who call that a sport.
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>>177410
That's even worse than those fucktards who try to argue that band is a sport.

Snorting your weight in coke and playing guitar isn't a sport, so why the fuck do they think playing a tuba should be?
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>>177410

Chess is actually a genius's game though, with trillions of possiblities. Gaycraft is paper rock scissors on Planet X.
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american handball
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Guys, your forgetting the worst offender.

Wrestling.
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soccer and hockey are probably the worst sports ever
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>>177468
oh, also rugby and anything outside of america
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>>177410
You're just butthurt because you're too dumb to figure out chess
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>>177471
>anything outside of america

lol americafags.
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>>177134

You fucking made my day, anon. Thank you for the most epic laugh this week. :)
>> Anonymous
Anyone who makes fun of football and hockey are fags.
period. They are fast paced and require ultimate skills, not shortcuts and steroids.
go sit on your fat ass, drink beer and watch the most boring sports in the world: american football and baseball and continue living in ignorance until you are killed by the rest of the world.
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>>177487
I'm not saying chess is easy at all, but people calling it a sport are full of themselves.
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>>177341
Nope, but I saw a salsa dancing competition on the other day. In the middle of the day no less.
Also, Scrabble tournaments.
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>>That's even worse than those fucktards who try to argue that band is a sport.

Band nuts are awful. Show choir people are even worse. Show choir might be even gayer than figure skating.
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Remember when ESPN2 was showed a Magic the Gathering tournament?

That shit was retarded.
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>>177165
Fuck You. Cheap Seats was Godly.

And I think Billiards should be considered a game, as in not on ESPN
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ROCK SCISSORS PAPER CHAMPIONSHIP

Thank god for 12 ESPN channels