hello i am ronaldo. if i never played soccer, what would my job be?
God.
deuce bigalow european gigalo
Barber.
but as u can tell he is gay!
>>152694
gay escort
Manwhore
gay pornstarand you would love him
Do you guys think even Jesus would be a better footballer than Ronaldo? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't.
Olympic goal medalist in diving.
>>152708Even Jesus would love to suck Ronaldo's COCK
>>152708not if they play on water
Trolha.
gay prostitute
>>152725lulzits funny because its true.
F1 racer
US Presidential Candidate.
Hobo.
Professional Flopper
He would find a cure for AIDS and world hunger.What a waste.
eurodance star
Actor.
A neurosurgeon.
Eurofag.
>>152693American
grocery stockboy
>>152693You would browse /sp/ all day making fun of other teams/sports/countries/USA FIFA CHAMPIONS!
AIDS
animal rights activist
ITT: People who wish he was on their favorite club.
Gay rent boyHomo porn starMale Model (Although gay)He'd probably be dead, though.
>>153007>He'd probably be dead, though.yep, people with no talent in third world countries usually starve to death
>>153010When is Portugal third world?
>>153015Madeira is where he was born, it sucks so much it might as well be considered the second world.Seriously fucking look at it...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeira
He'd be Republican, as his mommy and daddy named him after Ronald "one neuron" Reagan.
>>153018Madeira IS a shithole, thanks
Fashion designer
>>153018I had no idea Medeira was a tiny island in the middle of the ocean. The more you know....
>>153045That and the Azores :3They both suck however compared to Bermuda.
>What's with /sp/ and manwhores.He reminds you of your first gay boyfriend, ja?
>>153062Honestly, i would fuck Ronaldo despite being straight.If he didn't play football however i would have to say that he would probably go into administration of football clubs like his Dad wanted him to.
>>153088I don't think you're straight, enjoy your Ronaldo butt fuckBut it's okay, I would do it too
wtf... how many Ronaldo's are there? What happened to the crazy popular one with the gap in his teeth?
>>153165He got really, really fat and tried to fuck 3 transexual prostitutes who then blackmailed him for money.Also, Ronaldo is a fairly common name in Portugal and Brazil (and also Spain to a lesser extent).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk2LIjUnrx0
>>153189I still can't understand how Ronaldo looks so good, and Pepe looks like such a freak
Actor
the guy on the front of the underwear package
>>153045ITT US Americans are US American.