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Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
RAW/wrasslin' thread.

I predict the writers lay an egg tonight, and we'll all change the channel about an hour in.

Also, can we please stop with the "photo op"/"face-off"/etc. shit?
>> Anonymous
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I'll begin the thread with this, until we get something to talk about.
>> Anonymous
i predict that the rerun of svu i just watched will be better than all of raw
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Cena's new shirt is a blasphemy.
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
>>16824

I laughed at it though.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>16825

Speaking of laughing, when was the last time we had a new joke about Nipple H's nose?
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Oh hay, a predictable outcome.

I'd like everyone to notice that Orton doesn't wear streetclothes for these little timewasters, electing instead for his uniform nuthuggers. Note where his shirt ends. Right at the ballbag.
>> Anonymous
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>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>16834

Orton has about as much stamina as an asthmatic 10 year old with cancer, and so he needs to constantly do rest holds.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>16837
>> Anonymous
>>16839
telekenetic powers own.
>> Anonymous
oh god, here comes Holly and CAW #1
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Cody Rhodes is all the wrestler that Goldust wasn't.
>> Anonymous
>>16845
but he isn't a 7 foot tall luchadore with a beer gut
>> Anonymous
>>16847
CAW #2, then
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>16848

No, he's not a Blue Meanie clone in drag and LoD facepaint.
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Can someone explain what the fuck is going on in this
>> Anonymous
Hardcore Holly you hear this theme every week but he doesn't do shit
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Wait, did Holly just pull short on the Alabama slam? Did he owe someone a favor or something?
>> Anonymous
>>16853
Big Dick Johnson is jacking Sandman's pole while he ejaculates from the mouth.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Oh shit, RAW's in my town and nobody bothered to care.
>> Anonymous
>>16866
WWE, TNA, or ROH for that matter never come to my city.
>> Anonymous
did you hear that Floyd Myweather is getting $20 million for his match at WM?
>> Anonymous
>>16879
why yes, anon, I did hear that.
>> Anonymous
not a sport.
>> Anonymous
>>16880

really? i assumed that i was the only one ever.
>> Anonymous
>>16887
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>16879

That's a ricockulous sum of money for what he's going to do.
>> Anonymous
>>16887

it is so a sport. sure, most of it is acted out, but you throw a scrawny guy in there and he wouldnt stand a chance. it takes lots of skill and training
>> Anonymous
Not a sport
>> Anonymous
>>16903

yes, its a sport
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
Not a sport, but within the rules of /sp/.
>> Anonymous
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touche...
>> Anonymous
Keep this shit in /tv/
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>16930
>>16903
>>16897
>>16887

Losers who don't even post in /sp/ except to troll.
>> Anonymous
>>16935
Keep telling yourself that you Television/Entertainment board reject
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
This program would be more watchable if they didn't separate each match with two or three in-ring pointless blabfests.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Oh hell, here we go again.
>> Anonymous
>>16806

Oh god, the Gobbledy-Gooker.

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/gooker.html
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Hahahahaha, they're killing the crowd mics because they started chanting "CHANGE THE CHANNEL".
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Oh, look who's back from rehab.
>> Anonymous
wasn't the ultimate warrior in that egg or sum shit?
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>16977

Hector Guerrero.
>> Anonymous
No they kill the crowd mics cause Cena constantly gets boo'd and instead of making him a heel, they try and force him down our throats as a good guy

the only people who chear for him are kids and girls. Everybody else (roughly 80%) boos him

I was at the Rumble and was glad to not be the only person booing my ass off at him