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Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Ahoy, /sp/. I've a question for you.

The season kicks off Thursday night with Giants-Redskins. On Thursday afternoon, I'm having two molars extracted. I take valium to deal with my dental phobia on dentist visits, and after the procedure I'm going to be loaded full of percocet. I also take trazodone for insomnia.

Will the combination of valium, novocain, percocet, and trazodone be enough to make Giants-Redskins an entertaining game?

Pic related; this is your brain on handfuls of narcotics.
>> Anonymous
it depends. they are boring teams to watch because theyre so slow.
if you are a fan of either, yes
if you are not, no. they never are entertaining
in b4 "ELI AT THE SUPERBOWL!"
>> Anonymous
Does the trazodone work for you? I need some pills.
>> Anonymous
>>312579

It's going to be a long boring game but it's sure a hell of a lot better than baseball and all the other shit sports that go on during the summer.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>312603

I'm a huge Dbacks honk. :<
>> Anonymous
>>312605
Prepare to lose the division to the Rockies, you fat ginger.
>> Anonymous
Are you upset that you can't use your old tripcode?
>> Anonymous
>>312629
didn't you know? he released it to the community, it's #rmd