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So I have a little bit of a problem. I met this girl the other night while at a bar watching the Eagles game. She's agreed to go out with me this weekend. She's cute, smart, funny, personable, seems like a great girl. We really seemed to hit it off. There is only one problem with her, and for me it's a major one:

SHE'S A COWBOYS FAN!!!

I mean I think I can look past it, but I just need conformation I'm not doing anything wrong. Please help me.
>> Anonymous
Stop lying faggot. You're not really an eagles fan.
>> Anonymous
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Wow, that's rough. I'm a Giantsfag, so I think you're both pig disgusting and inferior, but I used to live in Philly and understand how big a deal that is there.

Regardless, the answer is always put it in her vagina. If you'd let your sports allegiance get in the way of you putting your penis in a woman, you need to reprioritize. Unless it's, like, Ohio State-Michigan, or Lazio-Roma, Man U-Liverpool, etc., in which case an hero
>> Armed Britfag !b5FvhC5rVk
>>343644
Westbrom-wolves is the same. but wolverhapton is pig disgusting and no one really wants to get a wolvo girl.
>> Anonymous
its all irrelevant because you both like shit teams. you have alot in common already. (giantsfag)
>> Anonymous
Op, it depends if she is a die hard Cowboys fan or just one of those "I like the Cowboys, tee-hee!" casual chick fans.

If she is die hard it may not work cause, Sunday will go from being you favorite day of the week too the day of the big relationship fight.
>> Anonymous
Pretend to like her and be nice to her.

Get her in the sack the first time.

Suddenly pull out, scream "MCNABB SCRAMBLES FOR THE END ZONE..." then stick it in her pooper as you say "TOUCHDOWN EAGLES!"
>> Anonymous
>>343650
Make sure you don't accidentally come out of her endzone, like Jackson did.
>> Anonymous
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>>343648
OP here, her folks grew up in Fort Worth and moved for work, so I don't have as much of an issue with it as I could because she's not a "Tee Hee Tony's hot" kind of fan. As far as arguments, I can respect her fandom if she does the same for me.
>> Armed Britfag !b5FvhC5rVk
>>343650
PICS!!!!
>> SSG Posted Here
>>343650
I support this move.
>> Anonymous
>>343657

Good luck. I guess if she is not some obnoxious brat that will get in your face if T.O. scores on you, it could work.

And vice versa with the Eagles.
>> Anonymous
>>343664
OP again, we talked for a while during the game and of course the 1st half went back & forth and she wasn't really overly-obnoxious so that is a plus.
>> Anonymous
>>343666
so are you going to stick it in her pooper or not?
>> Anonymous
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>>343669
OP once again. Wow nice one track mind. Maybe your obsession with the pooper means you're gay.
>> Anonymous
>>343648
truth

>>343650
VICTORY DANCE AFTERWARDS
>> Anonymous
You're a vile betrayer, enjoy the 9th Circle of Hell.
>> Anonymous
well your a dirty bird
no better than trash
so this could be a step up for you
>> Anonymous
>>343684

Failhaiku
>> Anonymous
Nah, dating a real sports fan is awesome. You rarely have to talk about boring shit and when you spend time with her you talk about actual cool shit. Also sex-bets are amazing I'm also a phillyfag and I dated a negadelphian girl for a few years so she always thought we would lose. She cooked, cleaned and served breakfast in bed to me in the nude when we won the division in '06 and I got to put it in her pooper when we beat the cowgirls in Big D last year.

Look past it and enjoy the playful banter when you guys play eachother. Talk about other divisions outside of the NFC East and league wide topics (like who is going to be MVP) to find common ground to discuss without getting touchy and when all else fails discuss how much you hate the Giants.
>> Anonymous
>SHE'S A COWBOYS FAN!!!
That just means she takes it in the ass.
>> Dolfan !!6nOq0Y/J8jv
>Maybe your obsession with the pooper means you're gay.

Maybe your lack of obsession with the pooper on a female means you're gay.
>> Anonymous
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>>343711
100 internets for making me spit out my juice
>> Anonymous
49erfag here. I might fuck a girl who is a raider fan, but only to rough her up reaaaaaal good.
>> Anonymous
>>343723
that's a good way to get an STD, junior
>> Anonymous
Bar chicks are slutty.

Enjoy your STDs.
>> Anonymous
>>343736
protip: comdoms
>> Anonymous
>>343781
protip: spell check
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Cowboys-Eagles is not Michigan-Ohio State.

Deal with it.
>> Anonymous
>>343639

HOW 'BOUT DEM COWBOYS
>> Anonymous
>>343794
porotpi: oops
>> Anonymous
>>343801

It's bigger.