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>> Anonymous
kill yourself, get it over with, you're going to owngoal just like riise soon
>> Anonymous
fuck yeah, riera
>> Anonymous
>>427875

I would like to convert to Kuytism, how do I do this?
>> Anonymous
>>427896
1. Be shit at football.
2. Score a load of goals from less than six yards out with your shin/knee/back/shoulder.
3. If most of these goals were important, and if most of them were accidental, you are ready, my child...
>> Anonymous
>>427882


Riise = stupid fuck who refuses to practice with his weak leg despite rafa practically begging him to

Kuyt = first touch of a rapist, but will run and run and run and run in the name of Liverpool, thus annoying defenders and giving Torres room to move.

EPL defenders = learn to ignore Kuyt. He'll just pass the ball back, or lose the ball anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>428082
18-1
>> Anonymous
>>428091


18-5


fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>427907

sounds like im ready
>> Anonymous
>>427907
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0xtzFQKtyU

o hi, im dirk kuyt, a decent football player

the guy was right about distracting defenders for torres though, he does that brilliantly
>> Anonymous
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brb, scoring more goals then all your livershit wingers combined
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>428277
brb, lol wait who r u
>> Anonymous
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IYkdPxRwPVA&feature=related

unrelated but I just found it and it made me ejaculate into my breakfast
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Dirk Kuyt is probably the best goalscorer I've ever seen. Could Fowler or Rush force the ball into the back of the net through sheer work rate? FUCK NO. They had to rely on this "ability" lark. Dirky Dirk doesn't need any of that "technique" shite. Sure, he can control the ball further than he can pass it, but he'll fucking win that ball back, kick it straight into another defender and then have it bounce into the top corner off his arse AND HE'LL DO THAT WHENEVER WE NEED HIM TO.

He's more of a superhero than a footballer really.
>> Anonymous
>>428303

Pasta is far from delicious
>> Anonymous
Don't quite see why he's considered a joke.

Liverpool are not the same without Kuyt in the squad. He draws out defenses giving Gerrard & Torres much more room & he gets a decent goal haul from the wings. Also, all of those tap-ins he gets are all due to proper positioning, something A LOT of the best players are completely clueless about.
>> Anonymous
>>427907
i fuckin lol'd
>> Anonymous
fuck yeah dirk kuyt
>> Anonymous
Every team needs a mule that runs up and down non-stop, even if he hasn't good technique.