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ITT Mirror Universe /sp/

Do you think the Rays will threepeat this year, /sp/? They have an incredibly solid lineup and seem able to break 100 wins yet again.
>> Anonymous
IT ALL LOOKS THE SAME IN A MIRROR!1
>> Anonymous
Looks like Alex Smith is a shoo-in for the MVP.
>> Anonymous
Reggie Bush is going to be the first one to combine for 5000 yards.
>> Anonymous
Looks like Kwame Brown is going to average 30 points and 15 rebound again this year.
>> Anonymous
How about those Pats going 1-15?
>> Anonymous
OMG REX GROSSMAN GOT THE MVP!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>19841
The mirror universe existed in 1991?
>> Anonymous
Vince Carter lead the Knicks to the NBA Finals.
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THE COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE OF THE RAIDUHS WILL CONTINUE AS WE WIN OUR 5TH STRAIGHT SUPERBOWL THIS COMING SEASON.
>> Anonymous
knicks have a three game win streak!
>> Anonymous
Barry Bonds hit his 800th Home run
>> Anonymous
Man, I don't even know why the NFL bothers. Sure, they got a 2.6 for their outdoor game on New Years Day, but their best player's still out and the Stanley Cup final got absolutely epic ratings (51.4? Are you fucking kidding me?)
>> Anonymous
>>19859
Ken Griffey Jr became the home run king!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>19859

He actually may be doing this in Japan this year strangely enough.
>> Anonymous
Isiah Thomas is consensus Coach of the Year
>> Anonymous
NHL doesn't get canceled.
>> Anonymous
Black people gives up KFC
>> Anonymous
The Vikings are one of the most celebrated franchises in the NFL. 4-0 in the Super Bowl bitches!
>> Anonymous
Bills wins a superbowl.
>> Anonymous
AL DAVIS FINALLY DIES!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
THE CHARGERS ACTUALLY HAVE A FULL CASE OF SUPERBOWL TROPHYS LOLZ.
>> Anonymous
Looks like the Oregon Ducks have followed their national championship over missouri on the legs of dixon and stewart by landing QB Terrelle Pryor.
>> Anonymous
Tom Brady is now dating Paris Hilton.
>> Anonymous
Man those spurs are exciting, you can almost smell the charisma off of all their players as you watch them on T.V.
>> Anonymous
Spurs are the best team to watch.
>> Anonymous
Saints don't draft a WR/RB in first round.
>> Anonymous
Brett Farve force to retired after his 3rd unimpressive season in the NFL.
>> Anonymous
THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANT'S LEAD THE MLB IN HOMERUNS, ROWAND HITS 80 ALL BY HIMSELF WHILE ZITO GETS 30 WINS AND GRABS THE NL CY YOUNG.....I HATE YOU BRIAN SABEAN!!!
>> Anonymous
Vince Carter dunks over the World Trade Center.
>> Anonymous
Bobby Petrino signs a 5 year extension after reaching the Super Bowl for the 3rd straight year.
>> Anonymous
Michael Vick becomes a pocket QB
>> Anonymous
Tony Romo wins a playoff game.
>> Anonymous
Soccer is now widely accepted as the US' most popular sport as the United States wins the World Cup in a dominating performance over Brazil, 12-0.
>> Anonymous
Michael Vick fights Cats
>> Anonymous
Dogs fight michael vicks
>> Anonymous
cats fight dogs
>> Anonymous
Shaq is a 90 percent free throw shooter
>> Anonymous
David Carr has not been sacked all season.
>> Anonymous
spur games is a rating grabber
>> Anonymous
dolphins sell-out for 3 season straight
>> Anonymous
MLB is steroid free
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
Dan Marino with no passing records and 5 super bowl rings.
>> Anonymous
Sabres have just threepeated Stanley Cup Victories!
>> Anonymous
The Suns does not trade for Shaq
>> Lambchop's Death Legion
The #1 LA Clippers defeat the terrible LA Lakers for the 100th time in a row!
>> Anonymous
"the patriots are upstanding gentlemen and would never cheat on anything, bill belichick is not overrated at all".
>> Anonymous
Refs screwed the Steelers out of Super Bowl XL

Fucking Cheathawks
>> Anonymous
1994 was the best year ever in baseball, bar none. Matt Williams broke the Home Run record, Tony Gwinn broke .400, the Braves come back from 6 games to beat the Expos for the division, and then that epic Atlanta-Seattle World Series. Who will forget Smoltz vs Junior to decide the title in Game 7?
>> Anonymous
Marian Hossa did not get injured in his Penguins debut
>> Anonymous
Philip Rivers wins 4 super bowls with the Chargers while Roethlisberger and Eli Manning are having shit careers
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Ryan Leaf is a future hall of famer while Peyton Manning is a huge bust and becomes a golf coach
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A-Rod is World Series MVP.
>> Anonymous
The Tennessee Astros can suck it
>> Anonymous
the ohio state buckeyes win back to back national championships while humiliating florida and LSU in their pathes.
>> Anonymous
how about those cowboys, when will they lose a single postseason game?
>> Anonymous
LaTroy Hawkins is poised to lead the Yankees to their first World Series in 86 years, but sadly the games he wins will be their only victories of the season.
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>19995

Never laughed so hard in my life. Great job.
>> Anonymous
The Pirates are poised to make history with a record-setting 16th straight winning season.

Fucl yeah.
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
>>19964

Randy Johnson pitched a hell of a game that night.
>> Anonymous
Oklahoma over SMU for the Southwest Conference championship, book it
>> Anonymous
Detroit Red Wings are 30th in the NHL with a 17-59-6 record.
>> Lambchop's Death Legion
Michael Jordan was way before his prime when he retired. After, he was stuck in the minor leagues forever! He could have at least won a few more championships if he stayed with the Bulls.
>> Anonymous
OSU dominated the SEC again this year
>> Anonymous
Remember when Michigan nearly upset the mighty Appalachian State Mountaineers? Man, that was a crazy game.
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Tim Couch will go down as one of the best quarterbacks in history.
>> Anonymous
Guys, why the hell is the NFL trying to expand to the South? Everyone knows that's where they love Hockey. Dallas, Phoenix, Atlanta, Tampa Bay, Los Angeles, that's NHL real estate. In other hockey news, the Columbus Blue Jackets are your Western Conference Champions!
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with the 2nd overall pick in the 1984 NBA draft, the portland trailblazers select Michael Jordan
>> Anonymous
Kevin Dyson busts through on the final play of regulation and the Titans win the Superbowl in the Superbowl's first ever overtime!
>> Anonymous
the pats went 19-0
>> Anonymous
The Oklahoma Sooners beat whatever weak ass team they play in a bowl game.