My name is Dan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life's who spend every second of their day making stupid ass shoops of me. Yeah I fucked up the All Star Game. Honestly, have any of you ever even hit into a double play? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because they failed in front of millions of people on national TV, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Josh Hamilton.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot and I'll totally let the ball go under my glove. I'm pretty much Bill Buckner. I am captain of the Marlins, and reserve on the All Star team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn pictures of Grady Sizemore"? I also get errors in regular season games, and bang into my teammates on a regular basis (He just ran into me; Shit was SO CRASH). You are all faggots who should just... oh shit, E-4. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my teammate
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>>219070win like a motherfucker
age for well done/not soccer.
>>219070should be 3 errors :\
>>219355I think someone made that during the game. Needs to be updated. Sadly, the worst was yet to come lol.
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0/10 for copypastaquit rating yourself
>>219070fixed
>>219466Much better
100/10
Hey Dan, everyone in the NL hates you.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/teams/bosbest tem evar
hai guise. wuts goin on in dis thread?
Faggot doesn't know how to put the ball in play
fuking win
>Honestly, have any of you ever even hit into a double play?Fuking LOL'D
bump for epic
Moar Uggla-ing needed for todays game.
T-Minus 1 hour to moar Ugglas to happen on the field.
lolling so hard, /r/ youtube video of Uggla's errors
>>220399>lolling so hard, /r/ youtube video of Uggla's ugglas
The best part was when the announcers were talking about him being a Yankee fan and how his father always wanted to see him play in Yankee stadiumI'm assuming his father died in a hospital bed as he was watching this
0/10
even in a video game he fails...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL521VChZns
Uggla is 0/1 already.Phils have 3-0 lead.Lulz continue.
If Uggla actually commits an uggla in this game /sp/ will explode
Uggla on deck..............
lol Double Play
>>220507Uggla hits into Double play, but oh goddamnit, runner still scores. Uggla gets a fucking RBI.Fuck, I was hoping for a triple play :<
UGGLA STRUCK OUT IN THE SEVENTH, LOLOLOL.Since it's at home, he will be up one moar time; who wants to bet that another K will happen?
Mike Jacobs is the fucking worst. Here comes UGGLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>220513You don't get RBIs on GIDPs.
old copypasta is old although it has a now /sp/ look its still old! GTFO mah /sp/
>>219060That's it. It's official. Uggla has become one of /sp/'s favorite pastimes:Fail Watch 2008: Dan Uggla
Uggla - 0 for 4, 1 SO, 2 LOB, 1 GIDP, 0 R, 0 RBI, 0 BBTotal team LOB - 3 (2 by Uggla)Sadly, Uggla had no uggla's tonight. John Baker recorded a throwing uggla.
>>2205560'fers count as Ugglas, my friend. He was the last out tonight, also.
bump from pg 10
7/200-3,BB,K,1 GIDP
MOAR UGGLA NEEDED FOR /SP/
EPIC UGGLA GOT BENCHED BUMP