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>>189325 Hey guys, my dad just committed suicide. I guess I am the new God now. Shit, he both meant to say New York Giants vs. Baltimore Colts in 1958 NFL Championship game, and Baltimore Colts against New York Jets in Super Bowl III, but he was watching so much prOn that he didn't know what he was trying to think; porn does that to him. Anyway, he was so upset at himself because of his first error here, he became a human, and then jumped in front of a moving train, so he's deader than Steve Irwin. However, I must say, I never liked my dad; he was a fucking Pistonsfag. So now that I am the new God, I order his list to be sent down the toilet, and that the Bible needs to have a new chapter involving me getting some hot pussy. Love, Jesus. PS - My dad was a Fag who loved to get fucked up the butt by midgets lololololololol.
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