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I know almost nothing about soccer/football/whatever u want to call it. I just know that these teams are supposedly good. Anyone want to rank them from best to worst? In no particular order...

Manchester United
Arsenal
Chelsea
Liverpool
Barcelona
Real Madrid
Inter Milan
A.C. Milan
Juventus
Lyon
Bayern Munich
>> Britannian Anonymous !4bbKDTSEQc
This is a silly question to ask here because all the mancfags will put Man U first. All the scousefags (me) will put Liverpool first, and so on. So omitting the team you support might be a good idea.
>> Anonymous
ok, i watched some soccer on espn this year, so i am qualified

man utd is the best cause they won epl and cl
chelsea is second cause they got 2nd in both
liverpool because they made the cl semis
arsenal because they made the cl semis
the rest are just espanfail teams
>> Anonymous
>>186233
Barca was in the semis
>> Anonymous
in b4 someone put man u at top

Real/Milan, Liverpool, Bayern, Man U, Barca, Juve, Inter, Chelsea, Lyon, Arsenal
>> Anonymous
balls are touching
>> Anonymous
>>186233

Inter Milan
A.C. Milan
Juventus
Lyon
Bayern Munich

>espanfail

wut?
>> Anonymous
>>186269
did the spanish teams make the final?
did they make the semifinals? oh one did and failed
shut the fuck up
epl dominated the cl
>> Anonymous
>>186269
Historically by league wins and european cups.

Real Madrid- 40
Juventus- 29
Bayern Munich- 25
AC Milan- 24
Liverpool- 23
Barcelona/Man U- 20
Inter- 18
Arsenal- 13
Lyon- 7
Chelsea- 3

Does not take into account relative difficulty of leagues so analyze it with a grain of salt.
>> Anonymous
Do you want a all time best or current level?.
>> ?
>>186282

Ho Hum,

Rangers FC - 52
Linfield - 48

Of course, League wins mean absolutely nothing in terms of the most successful club, considering you didn't include the top two.
>> Anonymous
>>186279

um, i think the point ws that none of those teams are spanish. gg, delete system32.
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
Objective rankings of all those teams:

1. USA
T-2. Every shitty team you listed

If you disagree, you are wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>186301

They may have won FIFA, but this is about club rankings. You cannot argue that they didn't win FIFA, though.
>> ?
>>186304

Yep, i totally can.

If anything you drawed FIFA.
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
>>186304

Sorry, I saw FIFA in the image and read something about ranking teams and posted>>186301mostly on reflex.
>> Anonymous
MANCHESTER UNITED ROX MY SOX xDDDDDD
>> Anonymous
>>186293
He asked about those teams so I only gave him those teams.
>> Anonymous
Real fucking Madrid if you know something about football you know I'm right
>> ?
>>186319

I apoligise for jumping to conclusions then.
>> Anonymous
Real Madrid is tha best team in tha world. Get over ir Fags
>> Anonymous
>>186588
wat
>> Anonymous
>>186588
1-2 defeat by AS Roma IN SANTIAGO BERNABEU

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
>> Anonymous
Well if we're talking about currently,It be man united.They won the champion's league so there but if you're talking about achievements,i rank real madrid top followed by AC and liverpool.
>> Anonymous
Real Madrid title-wise. Mostly because of Franco, who literally stole Di Stefano from Barca when he had already signed for the catalonians just because he could (he threatened Barca's president to send him to jail). Refrees were too afraid to go to jail, he made up laws so no one other team in Spain could have more than 2 foreigners in their teams, while Real had players from all around the world.
>> Anonymous
>>186588
Real Madrid are a bunch of parasitic douchebags. Get over it. They throw their money around, there's nothing excited about that. They buy players who want to play because of the huge money from the club.

Fuck that I say, Roma may not be the biggest team, or the richest team, but I'd die before I support the fagots known as Real Madrid.
>> Anonymous
>>186646
EU taxes > Spanish Government > Madrid > Real Madrid
Neat, uh? They'll buy the shit out of your teams with your own money.
>> Anonymous
They only way to truly tell would be for them all to play in the same league. I don't think many people actually think Arsenal or Liverpool are better than Man United or Chelsea, though.
>> Anonymous
I would rather become an American than say anything that makes manc shite sound like they're anything near good.


also: USA drew fifa = lol everton
>> Anonymous
/r/ that football club selection chart for OP's sake
>> Anonymous
As of this very moment. United.

They won their league to be the best in their country. They won the Champions League to be the best in Europe. Real lost to Roma twice this season. United then went on to beat Roma in the quarter making it 3 wins and a draw over Roma. Real managed two loses. United have a player Real are willing to pay 100 Euros for. Real are dying for United players.

However historically Real. They won the first 5 European Cups. First 4 or 5 anyway. and then a load more to make a grand total of 9.
>> Anonymous
>>186727


18-5
>> Anonymous
>>186732
Read what he actually said. At the moment, United are the best in the world. Historically, Madrid are the best in the world. Enjoy being neither.
>> Anonymous
>>186732
Not that I don't hate both teams equally, but I'm gonna lol at the BAWWWing in a few years when Man U surpass your 18 league titles.
>> Anonymous
>>186739


12 months from now, we'll be 19-6.

BELIEVE :)
>> Anonymous
Real Madrid
A.C. Milan
Liverpool
Bayern Munich
Ajax
Manchester United
Barcelona
Inter Milan
Benfica
Juventus
>> Anonymous
>>186740
More of a chance of it being 18-12-4 in 12 months.
>> Anonymous
>>186740
Only way you'll win the league is if you get all your transfer targets, and United lose Ronaldo and don't get a decent replacement, and Chelsea lose Lampard, Drogba and Carvalho and don't get decent, replacement, maybe. Even then I still don't think so.

You've got just as good a chance as anyone of winning the Champions League though, I guess.
>> Anonymous
Manchester United <--- shit, scum, fuck monkeys. Rooney is fat.
Arsenal <--- chokes in europe
Chelsea <-- fuck off, no history wankers.
Liverpool <--- no comment cause I'm a scouse-norwegian
Barcelona <--- They're good.
Real Madrid <--- fuck them. Spanish version of Manc Shit
Inter Milan <--- Decent team
A.C. Milan <--- AHAHAHAHHAAH ISTANBUL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Juventus <--- decent, when they stop cheating.
Lyon <--- are you on crack? they're the comedy team of the CL!
Bayern Munich <-- Kraut version of mancheshite shitnited

This leaves Barca as the best team in Europe, since they're not scum, they don't dive as much as the wogs do...

Special place in my heart: Newcastle. Newcastle fans are truly something else.
>> Anonymous
>>186747
They'd still come second to Arsenal.
>> Anonymous
>>186751
No Hleb or Flamini means it's gonna be hard for them. But you're probably right, anyway.
>> Anonymous
11 point gap between the scousers and the eventual winners (mu) isn't exactly insurmountable, we just have to do better against the other teams in the big 4, since between us, we pretty much dominate the mid-tablers (that means YOU, everton.) and it's the mini-league of the top 4 that decides the winner. Remember how arsenal EPIC CHOKED after that trilogy vs liverpool and never recovered?
>> Anonymous
Chelsea.

Avram sucks, Terry fails when it matters, Drogba is pretty much useless, Cech barely existed, Lampard is only half decent, etc, etc yet they still can get second place.
>> Anonymous
>>186750
Manchester United <--- Major win in the 50s, 60s, 90s and 00s.
Arsenal <--- FCUK
Chelsea <-- Russian play toy
Liverpool <--- 70's, 80's, win 90's, 00s BBAAAAAWWWW fest.
Barcelona <--- Decent side.
Real Madrid <--- More history and titles than dirty scousers makes them cry
Inter Milan <--- Awesome side that has been a major flop in Europe of late
A.C. Milan <--- Lol Greece.
Juventus <--- Buffon and fraud.
Lyon <--- Europe's feeder club 1
Sporting <--- Europe's feeder club 2
Bayern Munich <-- KAAAAAAAAHN
Celtic - Catholics
Rangers - Drunks + Riots
>> Anonymous
>>186754
They choked after Utd beat them 4-0.
>> Anonymous
>>186756

Avram grant did something no chelsea manager ever did - beat Rafa Benitez in a semi-final.

(of course since chelsea plays 'pool in a semi EVERY FUCKING YEAR since 2004, the law of averages would comeinto operation eventually...)
>> Anonymous
Manchester United: Good team, shit fans.
Arsenal: Brilliant to watch, but that doesn't win them enough games
Chelsea: Shit to watch, but that seems to win them games.
Liverpool: Torres is the only player worth shit.
Barcelona: See Arsenal. Only they defend even worse. Have the best player in the world, though (in b4 "fuck yeah, gudjohnsen" etc, you know I mean Messi)
Real Madrid: Lucky team who owe their two most recent title wins mainly to their goalkeeper.
Inter Milan: Good team
A.C. Milan: Past it. Also, AHAHAHAHAHA ISTANBUL AHAHAHAHA
Juventus: lol match fixing
Lyon: Have never been great. Even worse now.
Bayern Munich: I dunno. Seem better now they've got Ribery, Klose and Toni. Also AHAHAHAHAHA NOU CAMP AHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
Bayern Munich was great, but now that Oliver Kahn retired, they probably won't even win the Bundesliga anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>186761
>Arsenal: Decent team, shit fans

Fix'd
>> Anonymous
>> Bayern Munich: I dunno. Seem better now they've got Ribery, Klose and Toni. Also AHAHAHAHAHA NOU CAMP AHAHAHAHA


That was unnecessarily mean. They only had a 1-0 lead over MU.
>> Anonymous
>>186766
With only injury time left. Just as fail, in my opinion.
>> Anonymous
>>186765
hey fuck you, my girlfriend is a gooner i demand you apologize to her you insensitive shitbag
>> Anonymous
>>186761
>Liverpool: shit, shit and more shit.

Fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>186769
I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.
>> Anonymous
>>186769
The majority of them are shit fans. Shitty away support, lots of niggers, Emirates/Highbury = library, etc..
>> Anonymous
>>186773

hey fuck you, my hand is a gooner i demand you apologize to it you insensitive shitbag


(the rest of me, supports Manchester United, since 1999!)
>> Anonymous
Barcelona:...Only they defend even worse.

CL 07/08 goals conceded:
Barca-6
ManU-6
Chelsea-9
Liverpool-12

ITT: people making brilliant deductions that a good offense means a shit defense, by default
>> Anonymous
>>186775
>(the rest of me, supports Manchester United, since 1999!)

Nice trolling you gooner faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>186779

Cry harder, Manc.
49 games unbeated, 2002-2003 INVINCIBLES in your FACE.
>> Anonymous
>>186781

49-1
>> Anonymous
>>186776
Arsenal conceded less in their own league. They have got a better defense than Barcelona, in my opinion. And I don't just watch the EPL and only watch Barca in the CL, I watch every La Liga game on Sky (and steamings of every Osasuna game, lol), before you accuse me of that.
>> Anonymous
>>186785
*streamings. Fuck
>> Anonymous
>>186785

AHAHAHAHAHAA

Team Pld W D L F A Diff Pts
1 Manchester United 38 27 6 5 80 22 58 87
2 Chelsea 38 25 10 3 65 26 39 85
3 Arsenal 38 24 11 3 74 31 43 83
4 Liverpool 38 21 13 4 67 28 39 76


WORST DEFENSE IN THE BIG 4
>> Anonymous
>>186790
STILL LESS THAN BARCA CONCEEDED
>> Anonymous
>>186781unbeated
lol.
>> Anonymous
>> A.C. Milan: Past it. Also, AHAHAHAHAHA ISTANBUL AHAHAHAHA

>> A.C. Milan <--- AHAHAHAHHAAH ISTANBUL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I take it 'Istanbul' is the soccer equivalent of 18-1?
>> Anonymous
>>186796
It probably is in Italy.
>> Anonymous
>>186796
First half finished 3-0 to AC.


Liverpool won.
>> Anonymous
>>186796
Sort of, threw away the Champions League Final in the last 5 minutes to a bunch of car-stealing, granny-stabbing, wallet-stealing scousers.
>> Anonymous
>>186781
Who beat you on your 50th game?

Oh yeah,


Man United
>> Anonymous
>>186796

49-1 is the soccer equivalent to 18-1
>> Anonymous
Can't really do this as teams dip and peak in performance all the time and teams are ever changing.

God Tier
Man Utd

Good Tier
Barca
Madrid
Chelsea

Decent Tier
Arsenal
Inter
Liverpool

Bad Tier
AC

Shit Tier
Lyon
Bayern
Juve

Roma, Sevilla, Celtic could all get in this list if Bayern can.
>> Anonymous
>>186805

Gooners still won the EPL that year though.
>> Anonymous
>>186781
>Cry harder, Manc.
>49 games unbeated, 2002-2003 HENRY CARRYING OUR TEAM in your FACE.

Fix'd for you.
>> Anonymous
>>186798


Milan = Boston?
IT IS AS THOUGH A THOUSAND VOICES CRY OUT IN PAIN
>> Anonymous
>>186805
Not really. United weren't as shit as whoever the wildcard team was in that game. Plus the American Football epic trophy superb owl was lost on that match.
>> Anonymous
ITT: britfags
>> Anonymous
49 games just wishes it was "The Treble".

No Milk Cup involving trebles allowed.
>> Anonymous
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Even the BBC loves Arshavin's how do I shot goal pic?
>> Anonymous
>>186814
The fact that the faggots were wearing "50 not out" under the strips makes it equal to 18-1.

>>186810
They won it the season before Utd ended the run.
>> Anonymous
You faggots all be hatin on Milan, but we still have won more CL than most of you. Faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>186813
>IT IS AS THOUGH A THOUSAND VOICES CRY OUT IN PAIN

hehe

EATING RESISTANCE.
>> Anonymous
>>186827


Except the one in 2005 when you gave up a 3-0 lead to the shittiest team in england amirite? :D
>> Anonymous
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>>186827
lOL ITALYFAG, YOU MUST REALLY HATE ME!
>> Anonymous
hey, fuck you, my girlfriend is an AC fan,
I demand you insensitive shitbuckets apologize to her for insulting the rossoneri!
>> Anonymous
>>186829
We lost one final, so what. We have more titles. Faggot.

When was the last time your team won anything important?.
>> Anonymous
>>186833
Why would i?, gb2/bench.
>> Anonymous
>> We lost one final, so what. We have more titles. Faggot.


18-1
>> Anonymous
>>186833


I think you meant Flamini not Fabregas.
>> Anonymous
>>186853
I was referring more to the penalty in EURO 2008.
>> Anonymous
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>>186828
>>IT IS AS THOUGH A THOUSAND VOICES CRY OUT IN (S)PAIN
>> Anonymous
>>186708

Well, they all play in the Champions League, so you can evaluate them based on their successes there.
>> Anonymous
>>186813
>>186828
>>186870

/sp/ - DoW quotes.
>> Anonymous
>>186876
Nope. AC will play the UEFA cup
>> Anonymous
>>186876
That would suggest that Liverpool are a better team than Chelsea and Barca.
>> Anonymous
Arsenal
Bayern Munich
Liverpool
Barcelona
AC Milan
Juventus
Lyon
Real Madrid
Inter Milan
every other team in the world including MLS and Australian leagues
Manchester United and Chelsea = fail
>> Anonymous
Manchester United <- currently the best team, no question about it;
Arsenal <- nice to watch but unlucky team, full of foreigners;
Chelsea <- controlled by Russian mafia overlord;
Liverpool <- beautiful to watch Britfags getting raped in the last minute by these lucky fucks;
Barcelona <- groundbreaking record of two complete years failing at life, and counting;
Real Madrid <- best team in the 20th century, nowadays made of players only playing for € and $, still fail at European level (lol Roma). Real Madrid officials are convinced of the fact that football is all about flushing shitloads of money down the WC, and being proud of it;
Inter Milan <- one of the very few Italian teams that don't make you want to become an hero after watching 90 long minutes of catenaccio;
A.C. Milan <- best team in history second only to Real Madrid, old and hopeless squad as of 2008;
Juventus <- how do I bribed ref?;
Lyon <- wat;
Bayern Munich <- 404 NOT FOUND - Did you mean UEFA?
>> Anonymous
and how many of you faggots actually come from liverpool and manchester?
>> Heynonnynonnymous
I smell distinct lack of Ajax and PSV.
>> ?
>>186944

And Rangers, Celtic, Turkish teams, Russian teams...
>> Anonymous
>Inter Milan <- one of the very few Italian teams that don't make you want to become an hero after watching 90 long minutes of catenaccio

LOL WUT? in b4 helenio herrera

Best team right now is still Barcelona, even after 2 shit seasons. Pep could either turn out to be the greatest manager in their history, or a disaster.
Chelsea is better than ManU, but they're both falling apart, as their best players want out/no real players want to join them and are generaly full of fail.
Arsenal can't even get their phone fixed, and their star players want to leave.
Liverpool...good in cup competitions, but don't have the players to have any chance in the league
Real Madrid finaly put a team together, but their genius president wants to destroy it, by buying the biggest cunt in the game, to save his ass(seeing as no Madridfags wants to see Ronaldo in their team, it's more likely to get him killed)
Milan are old, won't be competitive for a few years while they build a new team
Juventus rely too much on their old players(Del Piero, Nedved, Trezeguet,...). But they have a bright future ahead of them, with Giovinco, Chiellini, Criscito...
Lyon probably have one of the most talented teams in Europe right now, with Benzema, Pjanic, Ederson and Lloris. Will reach it's peak in a few years if they stay together.
Bayern is all Ribery.
>> Anonymous
Quit ragging on Lyon, they nearly beat the ManU fags in the CL. If it had gone to penalties, they would have beat them.
>> ?
>>187015

They also lost 3-0 to a team that had 3 shots on target.

Lyon are pretty much touch and go atm.
>> Anonymous
This thread fails for lack of Villareal.
>> Anonymous
>>186935

only Everton and City "fans" like to whine about this. so which bitter blue are you?
>> Anonymous
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>>187026
Yes,that was a good night.
>> Anonymous
>> Liverpool...good in cup competitions, but don't have the players to have any chance in the league

you mean money. Chelsea = proof that all you need to win the PL is money, money money