What do I do if there ain't any sports, and I don't have a car to go to the YMCA or anything? I need to bulk up, but I don't have any idea as to what I should do...Pic unrelated... the cat will kill you.
Pushups motherfucker, go to /fit/
weed and 4chan, what the fuck else?buy free weights or go running or, like poster said, pushups.