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http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html
God damn this list is fucking hilarious. Pic related because according to the list he used to do headstands while snorting coke
>> Anonymous
31. Shawn Michaels supposedly invited three hot girls back to his hotel room. He told them to all get naked and get on their knees. He whips out his ding dong and the girls figure it's going to be a suck-fest, but instead he proceeds to take a piss in each of their mouths.

Wow.
>> Anonymous
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42. Mae Young & Fabulous Moolah are a lesbian couple.

brb/finding gun
>> Anonymous
Bad News Brown said that Strong Kobayashi liked to cop feels off of his opponents.
Wrestling is gay
>> Anonymous
Bradshaw allegedly gets in the shower with new guys and soaps them up.
wrestling is gay
>> Anonymous
34. The Iron Sheik was offered $100K to break Hogan's legs instead of dropping the belt to him.

This one is true, heh.
>> Anonymous
I just spent the last 45 mins reading all that.

My eyes hurt.
>> Anonymous
460. You reading all these stories has made you dumber.
>> Anonymous
The fuck? Are wrestlers a bunch of scat fetishist? What's with all the taking of dumps?
>> Anonymous
424. In a match between Bad News Brown & Andre once, when Andre did the sit down splash on Brown, he lost control of his bowels and shit all over him.
Fatality
>> Anonymous
35. Apparently after Lawler first arrived in the good old WWF a lot of people disliked him for his general arrogant attitude. Hall, Nash, and Michaels didn't take to this too well, so at one of the Royal Rumbles, Lawler left his crown in the dressing room to do the Rumble. So the Kliq decided to shit in his crown. But apparently this wasn't like a couple of turds in the crown. They apparently filled King's precious crown to the brim with a nice, hearty Kilq shit.

68. Macho Man had his way with Stephanie (she was about 14 then) back in 94/95 and that Vince found out and that was the true ending for Macho Man in WWF.

221. Back in 1988 or 89, at one of the shows, the fed rented rooms in 2 different hotels, both directly across from eachother. Anyway, Bret Hart tipped the roommate of Pat Patterson's room to keep the drapes open just to see what was going on...and that night, Hacksaw, Niedhart, Bret, and maybe 2 or 3 other guys witnessed Steve Lombardi come in the room, ram Lombardi up the poop shoot, and then turn him around and have him blow him afterwards...Hacksaw said he puked after seeing that.
>> Anonymous
>>218291
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>> Anonymous
50. Simon Dean (Super Nova) enjoys the feel of pudding. Take that for what you will.
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
60. Sheik Adnan Al-Kaissey describes seeing Andre screwing - "like a lion raping a rabbit".
>> Anonymous
62. According to a referee who was released from the WWF, Bradshaw tied up a wrestler in the shower while he was naked and rubbed baby oil all over him threatening to rape him until he cried while the lockerroom looked on and laughed. I think the victim might have date-raped a girl, or may have just not been well-liked. It was never specified who the victim was other than this happened in like '98 or '99 and the guy was a fairly well known wrestler, I also heard it might have been Brian Christopher aka Grandmaster Sexay.

Fuck year, Bradshaw
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
149. Andre the Giant had a habit of shitting in hotel bath tub's.
>> Anonymous
>>218291
:(
>> Anonymous
>>218348
bWo was the fucking shit
>> Anonymous
12. R&R Express walk in on Jimmy Valiant laying on the floor jerking off under a glass table that a hooker is shitting on. Ricky throws up and leaves, while Robert stays to watch.

LMAO
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
273. Jeff Jarrett wanted Chyna to do him with a strap on, so when she wouldn't he asked for a bunch of money instead, this was also supposedly a reason why Chyna never showed up in TNA cuz Jeff again asked her to do it and she said no
>> Anonymous
30. Johnny Valentine would take a dump and strategically place it where it couldn't be found easily like the inside of bed posts.

ahahahaha

strategically.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
31. Shawn Michaels supposedly invited three hot girls back to his hotel room. He told them to all get naked and get on their knees. He whips out his ding dong and the girls figure it's going to be a suck-fest, but instead he proceeds to take a piss in each of their mouths.

I think it's funnier if you picture HBK being hung like a Keebler elf.
>> Anonymous
174. Sid Vicious used to take a squirrel with him everywhere he went for some stupid reason and one day a couple of the wrestlers bet him he couldn't keep the squirrel down his pants for a minute. Sid accepted and after about 30 seconds the squirrel bit him in the dick and Sid dropped on the floor in pain crushing the squirrel in the process. He had to get rabies shots and stiches on his dick.
>> Anonymous
182. Dynamite Kid used to wake his wife up by putting a pistol to her head... and pulling the trigger once her eyes opened. Then he would say, "One day, it will be loaded."

oh wow
>> Anonymous
>>218375
A testament to how fucking awesome he is.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
The most likely of all thing son this list to have actually happened:

117. At a hotel with Sandman once, he went out on the balcony, dropped his pants and yelled "2 Cold Scorpio ain't got shit on me."
>> Anonymous
197. Rock loves to lay the smackdown on Trish Stratus.

no idea why this made me lol so hard
>> Anonymous
>>218378
because you can smell what the rock is cookin

and it smells like sex
>> Anonymous
230. Killer Karl Kox has a glass eye. He would secretly remove the eye and put it in his foreskin. When a girl went to go down on him, they got an "eyefull" and left screaming.

bahahaha
>> Anonymous
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423. Vince McMahon asked Goldust to get breast implants put in and he seriously thought about it.
>> Anonymous
>>218389
Trap porn is forever ruined for me.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>219142

jesus i love rainbow dog.
>> Anonymous
>>218382
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH WOW
>> Anonymous
old list is old
>> Anonymous
>>219142
HIS NAME IS GUIDANCE RETRIEVER NEWFAG
>> Anonymous
>>219156
his name is actually corgi
>> Anonymous
>>219218
the type of dog is corgie faget
>> Anonymous
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>>219225
>> Anonymous
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This thread is now about the greatest Corgi ever.
>> Anonymous
>>219275
i fkn love cowboy bebop