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Yo, KB, let me holla at you for a minute, dog. I saw that game 1 clunker you put up, and I thought "damn, that looks a lot like what the Cs did to me." So here's the deal, you gotta go hard to the rim, dog. You can't keep forcing up those tough mid-range jumpers once the double-team arrives. You can't be fading away for 48 minutes. Yeah, I know my J is suspect compared to yours, but you ain't winning shit if you're only going to the line 6 times. You're an assassin, man, the coldest mother fucker in this game, act like it. Face it, your team ain't that good if you ain't on point. So be a man, take that shit to the hole, and you might pull it out tonight.

tl,dr- Kobe needs NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE
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obligatory
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Nigga you know I don't give a shit 'bout nobody man, nigga I rape hoez in hotels when I got the finest piece of ass as a wife. You know why? Because I can homie. I'm the shit. And none a yall can't tell me otherwise cause I'll dunk on ya head mothafucka. Thanks for the headsup though nigga. We gon' ride when this shit's over nigga.
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B'z up
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>>142651
You're dead.
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>>142667
YOU!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKING DICKSUCKER I'LL KILL YOU!
>> Anonymous
DESHAWN STEVENSON IS A FLAMETHROWER

>http://youtube.com/watch?v=CKCQEF1Sa8Y&feature=related
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>>142667
Phil your dead mother fucker
>> Anonymous
Come back when you
a.) score 81 pts. in a game
b.) have 4 straight 50 pt. games
c.) win an MVP
d.) actually win a game in the finals
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>>142769
enjoy being at the mercy of jordan draft picks.
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>>142928
>d.) actually win a game in the finals
who said you will win a game in the finals?
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>>142963
lrn2threeringsalready
>> Anonymous
>>142963
HURR DURR KOBE HAS NO RINGS AMIRITE
>> Anonymous
Kobe's game plan for tonight.

1. Shoot a lot of J's even if they're not falling.
2. Fuck going to the hole.
3. Lose by 10 points
4. Tell the media that you hope to make them in the next game.
5. Repeat 1-4 until the Celtics wins the series.

Seriously Kobe. That's what the Celtics wants you to do. Keep shooting J's even if you keep making them because they know you're more dangerous when you attack the rim. Doing that will open up your offense.

Kobe=John Locke (Lost)

He will fuck the Lakers' shit up.
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>>142969
Oh so kobe didn't give the rings back to shaq?
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shit nigga, you know why he got rings

mofukka needs moar practice to get one on his own
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>>142989
True
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damn nigga yall betta check yosalf
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>>142989
Kobe's game plan for tonight

1. Early aggression, scoring 10-12 in the first
2. Distribute to supporting cast in 2nd and early 3rd
3. Score 35+, 12-15 coming at the stripe
4. Rape Celtics like they worked for a Colorado hotel
5. Repeat back at the Forum, I mean Staples Center
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Lebron James...

Fucking it up for everybody
>> Anonymous
>>143153
I don't remember this scene.
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>>143149
No
>> Anonymous
bump for justice
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>>142721
dude its the heat... even kwame can score 15 points on them
>> Anonymous
WTF HAPPENED TO THE KOBE WE LOVED? JACKING UP THOSE THREES FOR NO REASON, NEVER PASSING THE BALL, SCORED 50 POINTS ON A 10-40 SHOOTING NIGHT? I MISSED THAT KOBE, I MISSED IT WHEN ITS A ONE MAN SHOW.
>> Anonymous
lol almost looks like CADAVERS on his shirt.
>> Anonymous
FUCKYOURSELF AND YOUR CLEVFAIL TEAMMATES

TEAM USA WON FIFA, YOU WON NOTHING