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I nominate Keith Hernandez King of /Sp/arta
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Seconded.

NO PLAY FOR MR GRAY
>> Anonymous
he wants you to help him move?!
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Do what he says or I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE

ALL HAIL EMPEROR KEITH
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>>79967
pretty soon you'll be driving him to the airport
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Ok, /sp/arta, I'm not one for making decrees and having rules and all of that, but I will make a few decrees, enforced by my trusty sidekick Roy here and a few of my minions.
1)No women in the dugout. Women belong in the kitchen.
2)All cocaine and cocaine-related threads will be reported directly to me for immediate inspection and perusal. So, you know, I can keep you guys safe.
3)All men able to grow a mustache must do so immediately. No exceptions.
4)THERE IS NO PLAY FOR MR. GRAY. NONE.
5)I'm Keith Hernandez.
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/kh/ is my god....and my Halloween costume this year.
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Hey, /sp/, I think Emperor Keith is a cool guy. eh smokes, drinks, snorts cocaine, misogynizes, fields first base better than anyone, and doesn't afraid of teh mustache
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>>80048
Goddamnit Cruyff where is your fucking mustache
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>fix'd
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M'seuir L'empereur: I took ur advice, got a stache and look! They don't call me Handsome Franck for nothing!
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this thread is full of 'stache and win.
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MY LIEGE DO YOU APPROVE
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I like it...I like it...say did you ever take care of that Materazzi guy? I heard he was talking a lot of smack after you had your little run-in there...
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Don't worry we took care of him /kh/
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Emperor Keith, a giant coke-snorting mouse has been spotted. What do we do with it?
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GIVE IT HERE
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I nominate Kurt Rambis
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I approve of this thread.
>> Anonymous
Oh, Keith. Keith, Keith, Keith...


Tell me, /kh/, why did the Mets blow that 7 game lead last year?
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>>80398
Simple. Not enough stache. Also, don't ask me this shit while I'm on a state visit. ROY!!!
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>>79946
YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD HERNANDEZ
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wow this is comfy, and stylish.

BUT YOU'RE STILL FUCKIN DEAD
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>>80643

lol
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i nominate tom selleck