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Anonymous
A Giants fan went home on 9/11 and told his wife that he almost died. "My buddy Stan and I were running toward one tower after the other one fell, he said, "But then Stan got hit by a jumper! Thirty seconds later, the north tower collapsed. If Stan didn't get hit, we both would have been goners!"
The Giants fan's wife turned to him and said, "Is this going to be a long story?"
Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor? A: The 91st floor.
Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers? A: Their ankles.
Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? Theyll fly you straight from the airport to the office.
Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song? A: "It's Raining Men"
"It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"
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