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Me and my friends play Halo competitively. WE ARE A FUCKING SPORT. (plus I see skateboarding on here all the time)
I'll tell you why:

We sweat ALOT

We curse ALOT

Intense hand-eye coordination

We keep stats (I'm 41-0 nigga)

We have teams from all locations

We have the big ass contracts (My friend just
signed a deal to play with the Seattle Master Chiefs)
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>> Anonymous
gb2/v/
>> Anonymous
Old and gay.
>> Proof !!HYH71mAkmGC
Post of the year. Atleast on /sp/

>Me and my friends play Halo competitively. WE ARE A FUCKING SPORT.
lolwut

>plus I see skateboarding on here all the time
Since when? Besides, skateboarding requires physical skill, balance and agility, more than I can say for an okay FPS

>We sweat ALOT
A bit too much info...

>We curse ALOT
lolol dunt let teh modz catc u!!

>Intense hand-eye coordination
So...

>We keep stats (I'm 41-0 nigga)
Ah, you beat my score. I got 18-1

> We have teams from all locations
Thank you the interweb

>We have the big ass contracts (My friend just
signed a deal to play with the Seattle Master Chiefs)
Don't worry, there'll be the Oklahoma City Chiefs soon

>We have sponsers (I signed a deal with my neigbor. He is going to have his name on my jacket)
How much did he pay you, $10-$15?

>We have world class arenas (my fucking basement has a 92 inch HDTV, surrond sound
My basement is Gamestop Park at the Johnson Residence shits so awesome)
I know you're a troll, but please don't put the word "world class" and "my basement" in the same sentence again. Ever.

>We wear special gear (I have a special thumb coat)
Did you get matching thumb pants too?

>We have gropies. (Just banged some chick that wanted my autograph. Fuckers)
If she ask for autographs of people who play Halo, my bet is she isn't exactly Megan Fox.

>How can you say we aren't a sport?
Simple. You're not a sport.

1/10
>> Anonymous
10/10
>> Anonymous
Repost
>> Anonymous
Epic Fail. Anything where you sit on your ass is not a sport.
>> Anonymous
>>137440
MLB?
Fishing?
NASCAR?
Horse Racing?
>> Anonymous
>>137452
you sit on your ass in MLB? iddn'tnodat
>> Anonymous
>>137455
Yes. Ask David Ortiz.
>> Anonymous
>>137452
>MLB?
What are you smoking?
>NASCAR? Fishing?
Both activities, not sports
>Horse Racing?
I'll buy that. You are sitting on your ass, but your ass is constantly moving.
>> Anonymous
I know this is just a repost...

but what does cursing have to do with something being a sport?
>> Anonymous
>>137467
>I'll buy that. You are sitting on your ass, but your ass is constantly moving.

Same could be said of NASCAR. Plus, their asses are moving quite a bit faster.
>> Anonymous
copypasta? on my /sp/?
>> Anonymous
>>137474
Then driving on the highway might as well be a sport. I'd say cars are substantially better shock absorbers than horses.
>> Anonymous
>>137452
>MLB?
lol
>Fishing?
activity, all it takes is instinct
>NASCAR?
not a sport
>Horse Racing?
sport for the horses, not the people
>> Anonymous
I don't know whats worse... This stupid old copypasta or
>>137420

breaking it down like its new
>> Anonymous
>>137380
You're are obviously some 13 year old poser.
Get a life kid. I shoot fuckers for the military.
Now that's a sport. Sand nigger hunting.
>> Anonymous
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>>137649
INTERNET PISSING CONTEST, GO!
>> Anonymous
>>137649
>I shoot fuckers for the military
halo doesn't count faggot
>> Anonymous
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>>137680
Do I win?
>> Anonymous
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>>137649

be trolled more
>> Anonymous
You sweat while playing a video game. How cool.

I could kick your ass in Halo 3. I Moody I. I'll be waiting.
>> Anonymous
Copypasta is a sport.