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Why does my team suck so much?
>> Anonymous
Because it's soccer?
>> Anonymous
Good luck in the Championship next year.
>> Anonymous
>northern rock

Great sponsor they have there.
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I don't know how to coach anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>37052
Easy, you're FAT and stupid when it comes to running your football club.

And your team's players don't give a shit.

Newcastle FAIL so hard it's almost not funny. Almost.
>> Anonymous
O shit, Owen just scored...
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Because it's not real football.
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Amerikan football is awesome. Srsly you guys
>> Anonymous
>>37068
As if Keegan was ever a good coach. I'm sure you'll LOVE IT in the Championship next year.
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If men's legs are your thing - then it's one of the tops sports for you. You get to see loads of them in all kinds of positions.The frequency with which the cuter players remove their clothing and strut their stuff makes goal scoring so much more impressive regardless of who's team they're on. Of course the kissing, hugging and generally amorous on-field behaviour does nothing to dampen down the gay man's enthusiasm for the sport.
>> Anonymous
Wait, what? Newcastle actually isn't losing? Wth /sp/, WTH?
>> Anonymous
because all your fans seem to think you should be a top 4 club even though you've been nothing but mediocre for years?
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Hay guise, can I play too?
>> Anonymous
>>37094
Only if you can get Hansen, Lawro, and Lineker to come back too.
>> Anonymous
lulz at the idea that american football is anything less thatn sissy rugby
>> Anonymous
hahahahahah newcastle

just thinking of the name gives me laffs
>> Anonymous
>>37094

Cheer up Alan Shearer..
>> Anonymous
How much would you guys pay for Henry?
>> Anonymous
>>37218

He's playing shit at barcelona so me personally am guessing about 32 million?

LOL newcastle got to love them!

If it doesn't work or they're not the champions 3 games into the season its time to sack the manager... Or when their 17 million striker keeps having exploding kneecaps or w.e call him shit then try to sell him on? I mean whoever plays there knows their career is over it's a fucking curse!

They've become the new fulham buying players that everyone else doesn't want like alan smith and damien duff, they haven't done fuck all in 50+ years but think every season they'll win everything with a team of mis match fuck ups and half niggers?!

Soon as I heard about keegan or the "messiah" I lol'd hard, he was shit for them first time round till he had that pmt session on tv where he BAWWWWED over feguson then he fails england up nicely...

Personally, losing newcastle from the prem couldn't happen sooner bunch of overly optomistic faggots..
>> Anonymous
>>37247

actually adding to my previous rant;

Next season after going through their 4th manager in half a season newcastle will be stuck in 8th even after a good run of games, with their new manager ( probably someone like benitez when the redshite realise his shitness ) they'll climb to about 5th then think ZOMG WE WON IT THIS YEAR.

However, the whole season falls apart as benitez works his magic and roates more than a stripper on a greased pole causing them to plummet into the relegation if they haven't already been relegated before claiming they'll win the coca cola champ next season before failing and crying like fags.