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>Today, The Fuck It I'm Going Deep Club has announced a new member to its coveted club: JaMarcus Russell. The 2007 1st round draft pick of the Oakland Raiders, has officially signed on to become a new member of the club. Club President Rex Grossman told us "Russell will be a good addition to this club. With his big arm and lack of brain power to process information we expect him to go deep often, trying for the big play instead of going for the short stuff as I like to say fuck that shit. I actually compare him a lot to me, we both went to high profile college teams and we both have big ass arms. I expect him to unleash the dragon quite a bit this upcoming season." Russell will hold a press conference to announce his addition to the club at a later date.

Source: ESPN.com
>> Anonymous
Hall of Fame List of TFIIGDC members:
Brett Favre
>> Anonymous
Hell yeah.. You aint shit unless you dump constant 50+yard passes. All that over-the-middle 4 yard gains are faggy.
>> Anonymous
Double covered? Fuck that shit. You aren't a women in the kitchen. You throw that fucking pigskin in there.
>> Anonymous
"Hail Mary" and five wideouts is on PAGE ONE of my fucking playbook.
>> Anonymous
Fuck, Interceptions? Interceptions are just breaks between consecutive 50 yard passes.
>> Anonymous
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I just threw a 99 yard pass to Randy Moss. (Shit was SO cash)
>> PhilKenSebben !qNgkjhpu0A
18-1
>> Anonymous
I'm giving you 3 seconds to get 70 yards down field. And whether you're there or not, I'm throwing the ball there.
>> Anonymous
This is how I play Madden.
>> Anonymous
Man, why do we even have running backs? All they do is get hurt. That's why I love me a guy like Chad Johnson.

Guy is SO class.
>> Anonymous
Doesn't JaMarcus have to play a full game first?
>> Anonymous
3 for 27? I don't care.
>> Anonymous
4th and Goal?

HAHAHAA, Get the fucking recievers back out here. We going shotgun 5 wide.
>> Zycho32
This thread ain't nothing without that big ass rant from Sexy Rexy that takes up multiple messages.
>> Anonymous
>>98824

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield.html
>> Anonymous
4th and 20? Get that bitch punter off my field. We're going for it
>> Anonymous
What the fuck? Field Goal?

Fuck that shit Lovie. Hail Mary. We going for 2.
>> Anonymous
Deep motherfuckers deep.

Like my sex drive.
>> Anonymous
im loling
>> Anonymous
Hester, just fair catch it. I'll get us down field, in one play, punk.
>> Anonymous
Oh god, thread is made of lols
>> Anonymous
Defensive stops? Fuck that, pull 'em. I need more field to work with.
>> Anonymous
This just in: Chris Leak still flops
>> Anonymous
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Slants? Screens? There's only two words in my vocabulary...Hail and Mary.
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>>98421
>> Anonymous
>>99266
>> Anonymous
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My team..opposing team..it don't matter..I'm throwing that shit hard and deep. Whoever catches it is going to make prime time motherfucker!
>> Anonymous
>>98421
Could've chose a better image, that face makes gridiron look retarded.
>> Anonymous
Defensive Dime package? Like I give a shit!
>> Anonymous
>>99566
Dime defense? Fans will be shitting gold Sacajaweas when they see this spiral.
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"Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.
>> Anonymous
b2t
>> Vertical Passing is the most sophistacted offense Al Davis
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I like this thread's style
>> Anonymous
>>101062
Must be why he's constantly trading away and/or benching his best wide receivers
>> Anonymous
>>99538
Stupid eurofag the thread is supposed to be a mock it doesnt matter what pic is there.
>> Al Davis
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>>101064
That wasn't my fault, it was the fault of Art Shell and Lane Kiffin. If they had done there jobs we would have made the playoffs for sure.
Do you really think I would trade Randy Moss? I love Moss. In fact I'm thinking of creating a package involving multiple first round draft picks in order to bring him to my Raidahs.
>> Al Davis
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Vertical passing on offense, bump and run on defense. It can never fail.
>> Anonymous
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brb deep ball
>> Anonymous
West coast offense? Bitch, I'm instituting a WEST HEMISPHERE OFFENSE!
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>>98480
Fuck you Brady you little bitch. I see you throwin screens all the time.

I am the true Patriots king of Going Deep. Terry Glenn's double-covered? Fuck that, I can gun it in there. Troy Brown's not looking this way? Maybe a cannon shot to the skull will wake him up.
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Can I be a honorary member guys?
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>>101110

lol, nvrmnd
>> Anonymous
>>100000
>> Anonymous
Topic went from epic to shit by introducing other players
>> Anonymous
XVIII & I
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>>101239

gb2 to Dallas' bench