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Anonymous
WE BEAT THE NUMBER 1 TEAM IN THE WORLD

TAKE THAT SOCCERFAGS!
>> Anonymous
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
This really makes Mexico look bad
>> Anonymous
I have to admit we played very well. We even hit the post!
>> Anonymous
No, no we didn't. We did however tie them, which may as well be half a victory. Proceed with the AMERICA WINS! stuff now.
>> Anonymous
>BEAT

what
>> Anonymous
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*HUFF* FUCK YEAH, AMERICAN SPORTS *HUFF* FU-
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
We tied them.
>> Anonymous
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WHO'S AWESOME?
>> Anonymous
>>144040

You're awesome.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
England couldn't even do that.
>> Anonymous
WE BEAT THEM AND THEY HAD THE REFS ON THEIR SIDE TOO
>> Anonymous
>>144035
Jealous fag is jealous
>> Anonymous
WORLD CUP HERE WE COME!

MAKE WAY FOR THE NEW CHAMPS!
>> Anonymous
I'm surprised we didn't riot downtown when we tied Italy in WC06
>> Anonymous
>>144045
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW_eKgn26iM
>> Anonymous
>>144046

I think this ref was more incompetent than biased. I mean, he could have given Argentina a penalty, but he didn't.
>> Anonymous
Thus adding to USA > England.
>> Anonymous
congrats, Amerifags.. you have top class goalkeeper.
>> Anonymous
>>144064
see
>>144056
>> Anonymous
WHY IS AMERICA SO AWSOME?
>> Anonymous
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LET'S HAVE AN AMERIORGY

CAPTAIN AMERICA FUCK YEAH I'M FINAL JUSTICING LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR JESUS CHRIST
>> Anonymous
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>>144067
FUCK YOUR SHIT.
>> Anonymous
I watched this game expecting failure and humiliation. I love being wrong.
>> Anonymous
so gerrard is better than argentina?

hope he does well in euro2008
>> Anonymous
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>>144070

sup
>> Anonymous
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>>144070
FUCK YEAH APPLE PIE MUNCH MUNCH OH Y GOD IT'S SO DELICIOUS
>> Anonymous
I JUST CAME ALL OVER MYSELF
>> Anonymous
>>144057
Yeah, he noticed he fucked up and tried to make it up for the rest of the game.
>> Anonymous
>>144067
NOT TIM HOWARD
NOT TIM HOWARD
NOT TIM HOWARD
>> Anonymous
>>144074
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPERSENTATION
>> Anonymous
What is the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays longer in the cup!
>> Anonymous
>>144088
thank you for pointing out to englishfag (thats redundant)
>> Anonymous
HOWARD IS THE BEST KEEPER IN THE WORLD. PROVE ME WRONG.
>> Anonymous
Wow imagine if we hadn't tied but won.
>> Anonymous
>>144107
Riots everywhere.. in Argentina
>> Anonymous
So is Barbados any good?
>> Anonymous
>>144106
FUKK YEAH FORMER MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>144107
That's how the Chicago fires started.
>> Anonymous
>>144092
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD, CHEST-BUMP!
>> Anonymous
What is the difference between USA and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays longer in the cup!
>> Anonymous
Shut the fuck up America. You don't give shit about soccer until you fucking win one game. Then all of a sudden it's OMG WE'RE TEH BEST EVER
>> Anonymous
>>144133
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
>> Anonymous
Australia > England
>> Anonymous
>>144133
You know what's funny?
They didn't even win this one. It was a tie.
>> Anonymous
>>144133
They didn't even win. They drew. A friendly.
>> Anonymous
>>144133
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>144137
thanks for the update retard
>> Anonymous
>>144141
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
USA didn't win you just tied 0-0 with Argentina, Riquelme and Tevez didn't play and Messi didn't play the 2nd period... And you still got dominated the whole match lol.
>> Anonymous
The best thing about having a tie with Argentina isn't doing it, but showing everyone else in the world that you did it.
>> Anonymous
>>144133
Not our fault we're the best at everything.
>> Anonymous
>>144148

You didn't even watch the match apparently. The U.S did good for what they had against the #1 ranked team in the worlrd.
>> Anonymous
>>144148
It's still a good result for them. Of course, this is a total over-reaction but they all know that and are just joking for the most part.
>> Anonymous
tied with the best team in the world

that makes us tied as best team

FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
We were kicking Argentine ass with the refs against us and with only 9 men.
>> Anonymous
for a good chunk of time, team usa was attacking with 10 men

tie game in a sport our public doesn't even support for the most part

USA > Argentina
>> Anonymous
>>144158
USA had 4 players and Argentina had around 23.
>> Anonymous
THIS IS LIKE THE TIME WE TIED ITALY AND BECAME CO-WORLD CUP CHAMPION
>> Anonymous
>>144158
AND ONE OF OUR PLAYERS WAS HURT
>> Anonymous
The refs where on USA's side they didn't give Argentina a penalty when the GK kicked an Argentine player so that he didn't score lol. And the crowd was cheering for Argentina.... in NY? lol not even NY likes americans
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
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Tim Howard's a true America who doesn't move an inch for nobody.
>> Anonymous
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>>144163
>Gold medal in a sport our public doesn't even support for the most part

>Argentina > USA
Fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>144173

I know, that was awesome.
>> Anonymous
10/10 everyone, this thread is totally trolling me.
>> Anonymous
>>144178
wtf that was one of the biggest dives i have ever seen.
>> Anonymous
i was at the game. just came back. holy shit, the whole day sucked. there's a massive thunderstorm right outside the damn stadium so I left at 80th minute.

I found out that USA=Argentina's third bench squad.
>> Anonymous
>>144181

those are some nice jerseys

they say visa cause they all want one to come the the USA!
>> Anonymous
>>144194
bullshit

enjoy your basement eurofag
>> Anonymous
>>144178
You must've not heard the USA chants, though I don't know how you couldn't as it droned out the ref's whistle.

Fuck yeah we're awesome and you're not
>> Anonymous
>>144199
lol, learn to spell. Also we are the only South American country that's not sending you any immigrants.

Enjoy your mediocre tie.
>> Anonymous
I FEEL BAD. THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH AWSOME IN THE WORLD AND THE USA HAS SO MUCH OF IT.
>> Anonymous
>>144148
>dominated
Wow you're an idiot.
>> Anonymous
correction America doesnt give 2 shits about soccer
>> Anonymous
I remember the USA tied BRAZIL in a competitive match in the 1994 WORLD CUP that Brazil went on to win. Yeah, USA = totally best team in the world.
>> Anonymous
>>144194
>third bench squad

lolno
>> Anonymous
>>144194
No they were playing their starters.

WE ARE TIED WITH THE 1ST PLACE TEAM IN THE WORLDS FIRST STRING LINE UP! AND WE WERE OUTNUMBERED! FUCK YEAH AMERICA!
>> Anonymous
>>144207
Thanks to all the immigrants of New York that actually care about soccer, by the way.
>> Anonymous
>>144228
SHIT THAT'S LIKE 2 CO-WORLD CUPS

AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
>>144228
c'mon guys lets not be stupid. the usa isnt the best team in the world. BUT WE ARE CONSISTINTLY AS GOOD AS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>> Anonymous
>>144250

WE'RE LIKE #1! WE'RE LIKE #1! WE'RE LIKE #1! WE'RE LIKE #1! WE'RE LIKE #1! WE'RE LIKE #1! WE'RE LIKE #1! WE'RE LIKE #1! WE'RE LIKE #1! WE'RE LIKE #1! WE'RE LIKE #1! WE'RE LIKE #1!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Hey, fellow Americans. Let's go streaking. Like, right now. Let's have a giant orgy across this great nation.
>> Anonymous
>>144254
No. Too many fat people.
>> Anonymous
>>144253

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>> Anonymous
People are right about America not caring about soccer.

We care so little we put some of our worst athletes on the team, and they tied the best players on the best team from a country that puts all it's best athletes into this sport.

America's worst beat the best, so America must be the best ever. Just imagine how much ass we would kick if we actually cared about this sport, and put some of our better athletes out to play.

World domination in another field by America. Watch out Argentina, we're gonna invade you for your oil.
>> Anonymous
>>144257
STFU americans are stereotypically fat most of us are skinny little white boys
>> Anonymous
>>144257
Don't rain on my parade, Sunshine.
>> Anonymous
>>144261
forgot to add
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>> Anonymous
>>144260
You'd still be shit.
>> Anonymous
What is the difference between USA and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays longer in the cup!
>> Anonymous
>>144259
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>> Anonymous
>>144269
correction an american throw the tea bag over a boat because he didnt like a britfag
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>> Anonymous
What is the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays longer in the cup!
>> Anonymous
Argentina's just jealous that they can only hope to equal us in awesome, never to exceed us.
>> Anonymous
>>144275u see this
>>144273
>> Anonymous
>>144254
Orgy outside the Argentinian embassy.

America Fuck Yeah, Look at our cocks.
>> Anonymous
We have a soccer team?
>> Anonymous
>>144279
YES, THAT IS A GREAT IDEA!

Let's go find some Argentinean women and do it in front of the Ambassador.
>> Anonymous
>>144260
Probably a troll, but if not, lol.
>> Anonymous
>>144283
apparently dont worry this was news to me to, what r we in some sort of tournament or sumthin
>> Anonymous
>>144267
>You'd still be THE shit.

Fixed for awesome America fucking A-1 rulers of the soccer world.
>> Anonymous
>>144283
apparently and whatmore its the best team in the world, who knew!!!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
We tied Argentina so hard that we just overthrew whatever generic dictator is ruling over them at the moment.
>> Anonymous
My co-worker went to this match. Can't wait to talk to her tomorrow.
>> Anonymous
>>144298
is she an Argentinian?
>> Anonymous
>>144290
Actually, it was just a friendly.
>> Anonymous
IF THE USA SOCCER TEAM ARE SO GOOD WHY DIDN'T THEY GET INTO EURO 2008?
>> Anonymous
Fireworks just started going off from a festival down the block.

Perfect timing!
>> Anonymous
>>144301
wtf does that mean we have a gay soccer team and we had a "friendly" with Argentina?! ewwwwww
>> Anonymous
>>144303
cuz were not in europe idiot
>> Anonymous
>>144303

Anti-Americanism
>> Anonymous
>>144303
I'm no soccer fan, but I'm assuming because the USA is not...in Europe?
>> Anonymous
>>144303
because USA belongs to Asia
>> Anonymous
WE FUCKING WON FIFA!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>144306
The rest of this thread is awesome. Stop being not awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>144306
Don't know much about soccer, do you?
>> Anonymous
>>144307
>>144309

Trolled way too easily
>> Anonymous
>>144307
>>144309
>>144308
hivemind
>> Anonymous
>>144313
nope explain plz
>> Anonymous
>>144303

Well, officially it's because we're "on the wrong continent" or something, but the truth is we didn't want to make our English pals look bad
>> Anonymous
>>144303
Racism.

The Euros knew that America's team is so fucking beat the #1 team in the world awesome, that they would win all the games in the Euro cup.
Even ones that they weren't playing in.

Like today it would have been Germany 2, Poland 0 and the winner would be America by a complete shutout.

We're so great their going to rename soccer/football to Americaball.
>> Anonymous
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This is a pretty good representation of what happened in the match.
>> Anonymous
>>144308

Was a joke you numbskull
>> Anonymous
>>144300
No. Her and her husband are from Ecuador. The dude worships soccer and watches whatever he can, whenever he can.
>> Anonymous
>>144318
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>144318
FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
Germany was here.

FUCK YOU BRITFAGS.
>> Anonymous
>>144318
AMERICABALL FUCK YA
>> Anonymous
America was here
Argentina is a loser
>> Anonymous
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America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books
>> Anonymous
>>144338
awww i waz gonna post the song
>> Anonymous
>>144181
Win.
>> Anonymous
>>144338

That was unnecessary
>> Anonymous
>>144342
nu uh
>> Anonymous
It's like a freedom party and everyone's invited.
>> Anonymous
this about sums up why america is awsome not rick roll i swear
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Swcjg4WmoXk&feature=related
>> Anonymous
>>144348
Expect the British faggots.
>> Anonymous
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
lol
>> Anonymous
>>144356
>Expect the British faggots.
>British faggots

Isn't that like saying the red reds or the American awesome #1 americaballers?
>> Anonymous
>>144356
They're invited too.
>> Anonymous
>>144356
and non-americans
>> Anonymous
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>>144296
>We tied Argentina so hard that we just overthrew whatever generic dictator is ruling over them at the moment.

Worse than a dictator. A women.
>> Anonymous
white people enslaved way more white people than blacks
the blacks from africa enslaved italians

fuck you
>> Anonymous
>>144369
there only invited to cry in the corner about much our country is better than theres
>> Anonymous
>>144371
Figures it's Kirchner's wife.
>> Anonymous
>>144368
I'm sorry, I was trying to drill in the fact they are faggots....British faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>144370
Throwing a freedom party without non-americans would be like having a wedding with just the bride and groom.
>> Benjamin Martin !ashvyh9AjA
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Fuck you England.
>> Anonymous
>>144381
Non-americans aren't free unless America says they are. Unless we've invaded your country to liberate and then whip your ass in Americaball then you aren't really free.
>> Anonymous
Well, Germany beat Argentinia...does that mean Germany is now the #1 by American logic?

Awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>144396
Not until the play the U.S.!
>> Anonymous
>>144296
the only dictators that argentina ever had were all backed by the US
>> Anonymous
>>144396
u bring up a valid point my good sir
>> Anonymous
>>144396
NO

GERMANY STILL HAS OUR MILITARY IN THEIR COUNTRY

THEREFORE WE BEAT ARGENTINA TWICE
>> Anonymous
>>144396
inly because ur players secretlyswitched with american players thats why u won
>> Anonymous
>>144387

Yeah! Fuck you guys!
>> Anonymous
>>144396

Germany can never be #1. Ask Normandy why.
>> Anonymous
>>144406

WE'RE DOUBLE WINNERS
>> Anonymous
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Hey Britfags, wheres your "futbol" now!
>> Anonymous
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>>144387

Alright!
>> Anonymous
>>144402
Obviously because we kicked their ass so bad in soccer.
>> Anonymous
>>144417
It's called Americaball now.

America #1

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>> Anonymous
... Why are we talking about the British?
>> Anonymous
Because we beat them in the Euro cup
>> Anonymous
>>144429
Cause there's an assload of Britfags on /sp/.
>> Anonymous
You guys realize that USA lost to FUCKING GHANA in the wc 2006?
>> Anonymous
the euro cup was created just so all the faggot countries can figure out who is the best out of them

USA is not included so we don't embarrass them
>> Anonymous
I'm indifferently benevolent to the English. I'd cheer for them if they'd make Euro 2008.
>> Anonymous
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>>144438
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are.
>> Anonymous
>>144438
AMERICA NEVER LOSES AT AMERICABALL. TAKE YOUR LIES ELSEWHERE.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YA AMERICA IS #1 AT AMERICABALL
>> Anonymous
>>144438
ghana supplies half of the niggers that play in your precious epl, thats why they would be in the euro final with the USA if it wasn't so racist and excluding
>> Anonymous
OTHER COUNTRIES WILL JUST NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT AWSOME REALLY IS. YOU CANT REALLY EXPLAIN IT. YOU JUST HAVE TO EXPERIENCE IT.
>> Anonymous
Where are you guys watching this game from?
>> Anonymous
>>144485
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>> Anonymous
we have a soccer team?! anyway how bout them celtics
>> Anonymous
>>144490
FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
>>144495
Wrong thread, troll.
>> Anonymous
In the world cup 1930, the USA reached the semi-finals. They never made it that far again.

And guess who beat them in the semi-finals?

Yes, it was Argentinia.

How does that make you feel, Amerifags?
>> Anonymous
>>144516
IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD THAT WE GOT REVENGE AND NOW WE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
>> Anonymous
ITT:

soccer is suddenly good.
>> Anonymous
>>144516
we let u win for political reasons and btw hows it feel bien run by a puppet controlled by the US Argentina fag
>> Anonymous
>>144516

9/11 CHANGED EVERYTHING

ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED BEFORE 9/11 IS IRRELEVANT

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>> Anonymous
>>144516
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fightin' till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world

America fuck yeah, #1 americaball champions of all time.
>> Anonymous
>>144516
It's so hard being so full of awesome and not being able to share the awesome with people like you.
>> Anonymous
>>144516
how does it feel that your national pastime is a sport named after america
>> Anonymous
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>>144532
>puppet controlled by the US
lolwut?
Our lefty anti-american president?
>> Anonymous
>>144556
That's what she and her husband want you to think.
>> Anonymous
>>144571
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>> Anonymous
So wait, the real reason why football is not popular in the US is afterall because they suck at it? Wow, didn't see that coming.
>> Anonymous
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>>144571
Oh fuck. I wish we had something like Ron Paul over here.
>> Anonymous
This just in...

Argentinian coach shot after devastating loss to World's A-1 best Americaball team ever.
>> Anonymous
>>144577
but we don't suck at it.....
>> Anonymous
If the U.S.A team would dominate first place countries more often I would become a soccer fan.
>> Anonymous
>>144579
GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>> Anonymous
>>144556
i'd have sexual intercourse in the missionary position with her, if you know what i mean


also
TEAM USA WON FIFA!
>> Anonymous
>>144577
It's not popular because if we liked it and used our best athletes in the games, no one would ever win a game other than us. Even the games we aren't playing in, or even know about, even children's games in the ghettos of your backwards "football" loving countries would be won the the US.

That's why it's Americaball and why we are the greatest all time champions of the world.
>> Anonymous
I don't see why we can't dominate soccer like we do the Olympics and everything else.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>144516

I would just like to note that we should have made the semi-finals in 2002 but where cheated by anti-American refs.

Not to mention Kahn was a beast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLtT0imwdCQ
>> Anonymous
>>144604

Kinda like in basketball right?
>> Anonymous
>>144628
Fuck... that would have benefited both of us. You would have reached the semi-finals, and we would have been champions!
>> Anonymous
>>144625
We don't dominate Americaball for economic reasons.

If we unleashed our true power in the game, it would so devastate the countries where it is the national game. The locals and fans of the teams we dominated would kill themselves in frustration over our awesomeness and then who would work in our sweatshops, sew our shoes and make our cheap sportswear?

We don't dominate the sport so that you can have nice things for a decent price.
>> Anonymous
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>>144639
Fuck yeah 12 golds.
>> Anonymous
>>144656
your welcome
>> Anonymous
>>144639
We've already gotten bored with basketball, so we aren't even trying anymore.

That's the reason why American football isn't an international or Olympic sport. We are so super awesome at it that no one would even score a point on us, let alone even come close to winning a game.
>> Anonymous
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>>144658
I see another country painted in dark red...

ARGENTINA, FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
This thread needs to be archived.

4chanarchive.org

Do it, faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>144707
u and ur 1 gold medal ur still 12 behind
>> Anonymous
>>144673
I'd love to see some countries even get 22 people for both sides of the ball.
>> Anonymous
>>144707
But it isn't as red, especially not as red as the RED WHITE AND BLUE OF AMERICA.

America, all time champs of all things, even those things that we don't care about.
>> Anonymous
>>144716
NEEDS MORE REQUESTS
>> Anonymous
>>144729
We still win at every sport that matters.

1. Football? #1 in the world.
2. Rugby? So I heard we were the surprise of the last world cup. Beat the frenchies twice.
3. Basketball? Won the gold medal against the "best" team in the world.
4. Golf? Angel Cabrera, bitch
5. Polo? Always the winners since 1910.
6. Hockey? Las Leonas will be quite a surprise.
7. Tennis? The memory of Gaby Sabatini lives on.

Enjoy your baseball that's only played in shitholes like Cuba, and your "padded rugby" nobody really cares about.
>> Anonymous
Argentina is a shortening of
AmeRicasGENiTalsINyourAssfuckingyouhardaswearethe bestinamericaballofalltimeforeverfromtheverybeginning
>> Anonymous
yeah im going to see aus vs china in sydeny its gonna be a lol fest weh n aus wins im gonna go to china town and lol @ noobs
>> Anonymous
>>144781
>1. Football? #1 in the world.

Not anymore, haven't you read the rest of this thread?

America is the #1 team in the world, so good they changed the name to Americaball
>> Anonymous
Fuck this thread is so great , just like America.

I'm going to go outside and set off some fireworks, then shoot automatic weapons at them as they shoot into the sky. And that still won't be as awesome as America being the all-time #1 team.