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Sports Oxymorons Anonymous
So, /sp/, give me your best sports oxymorons.

I'll start:

Detroit Lions Bandwagon
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ANYTHING INVOLVING 'CLEVELAND' AND SUCCESS, OR EVEN MEDIOCRITY.
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>Atlanta Falcons Dynasty
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Undefeated New England Patriots
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Retired Brett Favre
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"New England" and "Not Cheating"
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>Atlanta Falcons Dynasty
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
JR Rider, model citizen.
>> Warriorsfag !mOntaR93q.
Baron Davis Loyalty
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World Champion Philadelphia Eagles
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classy Yankees fan
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PETA Chairman Michael Vick
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Straight Boston Fan
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Pac-10 Powerhouse
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>Atlanta Falcons Dynasty
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longtime follower of the Tampa Bay Rays
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A friend of mine selected the Lions as his new team to cheer for based on their reputation. He couldn't pick a team that had won a Superbowl in his lifetime (22 years), narrowing it down to two teams. Turned out a guy he hated cheered for the other, so now he's a Lions fan.

inb4 cool story bro.
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Classy Sean Avery
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Upright Sidney Crosby
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Loyal Nick Saban
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Legit College Football Champion
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19-0 Patriots
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Triangle Defense.

Seriously?
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Humble Bostonfag
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>>462174
There's more than just 2 teams that haven't won the superbowl the past 22 years. I'm not looking it up, but Lions, Cards, Chiefs, JEST etc...
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a fair calling FIA
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>>462199

I think he picked based on location too, narrowing it down to just the 2. Detroit's near Southern Ontario so the other is probably nearby somewhere too (not Argos).

To be honest I know shit about football so I couldn't tell you, just thought his logic for picking the Lions was pretty jokes.
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non-troll tripfag
>> Warriorsfag !mOntaR93q.
>>462210
REPORTED

b& b& b&
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Oklahoma winning a Bowl Game
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Deceased Al Davis
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al davis in the flesh
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>>462199
Lol Browns, Bengals, Seahawks, Eagles, Panthers, Saints, Falcons, Vikings, Chargers, Texans, Jaguars, Titans/Oilers, lolBills.
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> .500 Lions
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quality sec football
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Braylon Edwards, All-Pro Receiver.
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New Orleans Saints win streak.
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Jacksonville Jaguars Season Ticket Waiting List
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Unpredictable Seattle Seahawks.
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19-0 pats
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Zero Saved by Zero on Sundays.
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MMB loyalty
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Micheal Vick, PETA member.
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Buffalo Bills, Super Bowl Champions
Buffalo Sabres, Stanley Cup Champions
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valuable teammate Jeremy Shockey
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>>462306

BUT
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Peter Angelos, MLB Owner of the Year
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Adrian Peterson, Overrated.
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a good bears offensive coordinator.
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Seconded.
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World Champion Chicago Cubs

;_;
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>>462147
>>462156
>>462168

It's coming.
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>>462306

He is a All-Pro, dumb ass.
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T.O. writing children's book teaching kids to share.
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Ryan Grant, Obese
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>>462446
>Atlanta Falcons Dynasty
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Travis Henry, abstinence educator
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Eli Manning, IQ above 70
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>>462462
His IQ may not be over 70, but his Quarterback Rating sure as hell is. We don't pay him to be smart.
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Conservative, manage the tempo Rex Grossman
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Rax Grissman, Savior of Mankind
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Rex Grossman, tamer of mythical beasts
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>>462490
>>462491
But Rax is both of those things
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>>462504
Rax does not tame mythical beasts...he UNLEASHES them
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attractive Steelers fan
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>>462518
>>462543

Same fag knows shit about football.

He went to the Pro Bowl last year.