Leave Byng to me.
Leave being a limpdick to me.
Hey there gu... oh... Sidney you're here. I'll just go away...:*(
>>56026I hope you like mountains of prank-ordered hotel food, you son of a whore.
>>56034Ovechkin!!
>>56031Thats right Malkin! GTFO. This is my NHL.
>>56036Datsyuk is not pleased.
>>56031I think it's weird that Malkin looks like my TV weatherman
stfu Datsyuck
>>56034>>56035Hay you two settle down. Don't make me come in this thread and shut it down.
>>56043You couldn't shut down a computer, Cheechaw.
>>56047You can kiss my beautiful Canadian ass faggot.
>>56047SHUT UP STEVE*fightfightfight*
Which leads us back to...>>56025
>>56051JOE THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING! QUIT ROIDRAGING ON CHEECHOO AND SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
Leave Norris to me
>>56054AND WHEN I SAID ON I MEANT WITH.IM THE GODDAMN CAPTAIN DAMMIT!
>>56055wut
>>56055GOD DAMN IT SHARE IT WITH SOME ONE ELSE FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!!!!!
I am going to kill you all. And I'll do it without a fucking eyepatch.
You fools.Leave Art Ross, Rocket Richard, Hart Trophy, Jack Adams, and Vezina to me.
>>56061NEVAR, they should just rename it the Lidstrom trophy for i shall never give it up
I live in constant fear of angering Joe Thornton. He kicked me into a dresser once. I don't know what that has to do with anything but I wanted my story to be known before he breaks my leg with his skate.
>>56069Why can't you just play for any other team in the league? God damn it. Fucking asshole Red Wings with the best defenseman in the league...
Leave Jennings to us.
>>56076>Fucking asshole Red Wings with the best TEAM EVARFixed.
Leave the Redwings to us!
>>56076cause i look sexy in red
>>56082*laughter ensues*
>>56081OH NO YOU DI'INT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm coming for you Wingfags.EEERRRAAATTT AWAY!
>>56082Leave Nashville to me
>>56101lol Ballsilly
>>56082I believe in you Preds.
>>56082lol more like this
>>56107lol this
>>56107
>>56107Lol it's a Bab-Cock.BABCOCK. GET IT
>>56117lol i get it
>>56117Our babcock is bigger than yours.
>>56107its funny cause they suck dick, i get it
>>56133Depiction of said sucking
hmm....*goes back 2 seasons ago*leave the red wings to us!
>>56151
>>56165
Y'know, no matter what year you look at Ossie, he always looks like he's 12.
I can't believe all of you lallygagging lil' bitches.
>>56190BRB, PROSTITUTE
>>56190New York New york its a hella of a town. Where for a high price that ho will go down.
>>56190>>56192>>56206Samefag
>>56035The only thing corporate whoring involving Sid I half-enjoyed.
>>56214Meh, I preffered the "sweedish twins" one.
>>56061If Orr could be a Norris-hog, so can Lids.
>>56219They were both awesome, Road Trip was easily better though.
>>56223I lulzed at Joe Thornton stuffing his enderingly smashed up mug.
>>56230"What are you doing?""...Nothing"
>>56211nope
>>56234Thorny likes his mints.
Lady Byng is a small price to pay for being a fucking pussy who doesn't even block shots in the playoffs.2ND ROUND EXIT, HERE WE COMMMMMMMEEE!!
Leave Calder to me.
>>56415Probably sucks Jody Shelley's cock.
Leave Smythe to me.
Leave the 18th to us.:(
>>56584CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
>>56581Lidstrom's so badass, he doesn't need an eye patch for the Smythe.
>>56677he doesn't afraid of anything, faggot.
LEAVE THE HABS TO ME
Leave Boston to me.
>>57723
Leave Alfredsson to me.
Leave the greens to me.
>>57748Leave golfing to us.
Leave Stamkos to us.