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“In England the keepers usually come out too soon and try to go one on one with you," he revealed.

“The only exceptions are Edwin Van der Sar and Petr Cech, who hold and hold and try to keep themselves ‘big’ as you close in on them.

“That’s why, against Manchester United and Chelsea, I try to hit the ball early.

“The rest of the Premier keepers tend to come out at you and throw themselves down at the ball too quickly.

“In general, that’s the reason so many goals in England are scored when a striker dribbles right or left and the keeper goes down at his feet. But if you anticipate what’s coming, it’s easier to score," he added.s

“The central defenders are usually big, strong, aggressive lads. I guess it is probably because of these characteristics that the majority think they can solve problems by getting tough with me.

>“But the truth is most of them lack defensive positioning as a result of their reliance on strength and aggression and leave so much space for you to take advantage of.”

So even the players know that defenders are total shit in the EPL. The only one that don't understand this, are Britfags. No wonder Torres was useless in Spain, and finished with 20+ goals in England.
>> Anonymous
there's no good defenders in england; that's why it's so fun
>> Anonymous
It's just that the strikers in the prem (Torres, Santa Cruz, Berbatov) are smarter than the likes of Lucas Neill and Joseph fucking Yobo.
>> Anonymous
>>136796
With the sole exception of Torres the other names associated with the word "striker" make me shiver
>> Anonymous
Wait, what? They have defenders in the EPL? Wth?
>> Anonymous
>>136795
Yeah it's fun, if you're brainless.
>> Anonymous
hey op, before you spout off about how useless torres was in spain, you might want to look up the list of players who scored more than torres in la liga in his 5 seasons. it's not a long list. and don't forget, he was 18 years old in his la liga debut.
>> Anonymous
nananananananananana nana
Fernando Torres, Liverpools Number 9!
>> Anonymous
>>136873
2001-02 36 7

lol

Pato = 9 goals in like 19 apps. ZOMG PATO IS TEH BEST STRIKER EVER!!!!!111111111
>> Anonymous
Rio Ferdinand is the best defender in the world. That's why Barca couldn't score against him for 180+ minutes. Suck it Spainfags.
>> Anonymous
>>136876

if you're trying to say that Pato at 18 is better than Torres was at 18, i wouldn't disagree with that
>> Anonymous
>>136887

when he doesn't have vidic alongside him he makes at least one massive howler per game. at least recognize the stronger half of that partnership.

ferdinand is a fucking fairy.
>> Anonymous
>>136887

HURRRRR
the britfags are back. and they still don't know shit about their own national sport.

thankyou for the lulz britfags. truly.
>> Anonymous
>>136875

For one more season if you're lucky. Imagine what position you would be in if he left.

Below Evertonlol.
>> Anonymous
Ferdinand is a great defender but is prone to howlers without vidic.vidic makes sure ferdinand doesn't lose his mind.He almost scored an own goal against arsenal the twat.Vidic is more value for money.
>> Anonymous
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hi guys,remember how i was supposed to replace jaap stam?
>> Anonymous
>>136905

fernando loves us and is loved by us in return and will stay for five years and will be blessed by Fowler Himself as he lifts our 19th league title in 2009.
>> Anonymous
>>136912
Torres loves Patetico de Madrid, not Liverpool.

He just left Patetico cause he realised they were never gonna win anything. He wont leave Liverpool cause hes a loyalty fag.
>> Anonymous
Just out of curiosity who had the best defence in the Champions league this season? Is that Manchester United with only 6 goals (same as Barca) conceded in the entire tournament over (1,200 minuets of football compared to Barca's 1,080).. Are they English?

Face it the best defence in Europe last season had WES BROWN playing right back.
>> Anonymous
>>136913


bleh, rafa loves real madrid, he's sticking it out at liverpool. torres wants that CL and he ain't leavin' till we get #6, #7 ...
>> Anonymous
>>136916
That would be if ManU played CL the same way they did with EPL.

Enjoy believing that best defense = 11 guys on the pitch.
>> Anonymous
>>136919
A Double is a Double, is a Double....
>> Anonymous
>>136919
What's that sorry. Your defence wasn't as good as ours.. You didn't win the Champions League.. Aaaawwww, don't worry there is always next season.. The scousers keep telling themselves that in December about the Premiership so you'll be fine.
>> Anonymous
>>136912

scousers: the stupidest of all britfags.
>> Anonymous
>>136925


what do you expect, they support fucking Everton, a comedy football team.
>> Anonymous
>>136926

everton, liverpool... all scousers are retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>136923
Milan has won it two times this decade, thats more than half your total CL's.

Faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>136928

baww harder, chav. The blueshite have more trophies than you.
>> Anonymous
>>136913
>He wont leave Liverpool cause hes a loyalty fag.

He's loyal to Atletico because he grew up supporting them. He's at Liverpool to win trophies and earn money, the fans might think otherwise but that's the nature of Liverpool fans - they think they are special somehow lol. He'll be gone next summer. Liverpool is a shithole and if he's not winning trophies no amount of money will keep him there.
>> Anonymous
>>136931

wut? i'm not a britfag, i didn't even say who i support. you people really are stupid.
>> Anonymous
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What are you talking about faggots?Next season,we are gonna finish fourth.Everton will one day be CL winners under me DAVID MOYES
>> Anonymous
>>136932
His current contract gives Patetico lots of millions every 15? or something goals.

I think hell try to win something with Liverpool next season, if they dont, hell prolly gtfo.
>> Anonymous
Well his former club aren't missing him too much since they just clinced a CL spot which they never did with torres
>> Anonymous
>>136932


EVERYONE who plays for Liverpool wants to fucking win trophies, fuck, anyone who plays for anyone wants to fucking win a trophy.

As for money, he took a pay cut and gave up captaincy just to play for Liverpool. Cause we're special like that.
>> Anonymous
>>136934

not without your magic ring, Gollum.
>> Anonymous
>>136936
Cause theyre rollin with el kun.

Fuck yeah el kun Agüero.

>>136937
lol keep dreamin
>> Anonymous
LOL what the fuck is in the water in Liverpool, that makes scousers so delusional?
>> Anonymous
>>136943
All the water is imported from Spain.
>> Anonymous
>>136930
wat??
>> Anonymous
>>136930
And the same amount of times we've won it in the past decade. Good luck with the CL next season... Oh wait... UEFA Cup lollollollollollollollollollollol.
>> Anonymous
>>136987
You have only won it 3 times and you think youre big?.

Enjoy your bandwagon bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>136987
Also, ManU won it on 68, 99 and 08.

Learn the facts about your club before talking shit.
>> Anonymous
Why does everton always get dragged in with the red shite... Honest to fucking god why?

Liverpool are an embarresment, everton know we're not gonna win fuck all whereas the red shite still think they're the prem champs in december despite a 15 point gap between them and 3rd....

Everton are going places whereas liverpool are rotting in the past which they cannot get out of.
>> Anonymous
Eurofags on my page 1?
>> Anonymous
>>137644
Holy shit! 1968 was in the last decade?!?
>> Anonymous
>>138014
Yeah, they act like it was only 2 fuckingyears ago they won the CL!
oh wait..they did win the CL only 2 years ago.

Go cry in a corner Everfaq..
>> Anonymous
>>136793
>>No wonder Torres was uselesNs in Spain, and finished with 20+ goals in England.

Diego Forlan

Fuck you
>> Anonymous
>>138014

>> Why does everton always get dragged in with the red shite... Honest to fucking god why?

Because everton fans are the most hilariously bitter set of fans in the whole of England. Everton fans aren't happy when Everton wins, Everton fans are only happy when Liverpool lose! Go to any Everton fansite and the first thing you'll see is "redshite this redshite that etc etc"

Liverpool fans only care about you around derby time (in b4 norwegians). You lot sing the steven gerrard song when you're playing against Aston Villa!
>> Anonymous
18-1
>> Anonymous
18-5, silly Amerifag.

18 and 5. (next year 19 and 6)
>> Anonymous
>>138014
>Everton are going places whereas

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
>> Anonymous
>>138931


don't laugh at the UEFA cup! It's a legitimate European competition!
>> Anonymous
ITT, armchair pundits.
>> Anonymous
>>139194
So, even if im spanish i cant comment Torres?.

Fuck you and your retarded logic.

Que acaso eres tonto.
>> Anonymous
>>138949
He didnt even say who he was directing that against. Insecurity much?
>> Anonymous
>>139211
Oh yeah, im very insecure.
>> Anonymous
>>138949
Yeah when the scourers won it under Houllier it was even bigger than the CL.
>> Anonymous
>>139219
It was big because it was a treble
>> Anonymous
>>139201
speak english ya fuckin spic
>> Anonymous
>patetico de madrid

fuck you, sir
>> Anonymous
>>139238


We all know Benitez is using Liverpool as a stepping stone back to Real Madrid. Silly Torres, doesn't he know Rafa was born bred and trained as a Realfag?
>> Anonymous
>>139238
Not my fault theyre pathetic.
>> Anonymous
>>139245


I blame Franco and 40 years of league-fixing so Real always wins it
>> Anonymous
>>139250
Patetico cant even get 2nd place, theyre lucky they have Kun to get them to cl.
>> Anonymous
>>139243
lol that'd be a bunch of fail.