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Share with us your favourite football jokes, /sp/
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>>467906
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>>467910


Surely you JEST
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Al Davis
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Soccer is my favorite football joke.
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Knock Knock
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whose there
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>>467921
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Detroit Lions *ba dum pishh*
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Everton
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Q: What did Brett Favre say to the dead mackerel?
A: I don't know, what?
Q: Nothing! He's Brett Favre!
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>>467969
this was kinda awesome
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What do you call getting beat up by dwarfs?

What?

18-1
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A rabbi, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar.


18-1
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Holy shit the logo has an F in it!

Brix shatted.
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Who's the only bird to ever play in the NFL?

Sage Rosenfels
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What do you tell football fans in LA who think they are going to win a superbowl?

Y'all aints
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How many angels can dance on a cheesehead hat?


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Hey guys THAT.BIRD. is gonna win the superbowl
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Where did Sage Rosenfail get his helicopter pilots license?

Meatspin.com
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Why was the coach happy when he made a recruitment call from a payphone to his new backup DB?

BECAUSE HE GOT HIS NICKELBACK LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Why did the DB bring shampoo onto the field?

He heard it stopped Split Ends.
>> Barack ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
What do you call a Running back who can't aim?
Michael Vick.
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Jason David.

That's the joke.
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how do the Lions count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3..
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>>Ryan Leaf is the better QB currently even Peyton Manning fails to match his size and physicality.-1998 NFL Draft Analysts.
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sporting news has one...

>Rex Grossman's Cannon Needs Calibration

http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/14476/rex_grossmans_cannon_needs_calib
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im not laughing....
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How about an old classic /sp/?
Q: How do you keep an Oakland player out of your front yard?
A: Put up Goalposts

Q: Why do the Vikings refuse to move out of a dome?
A: To keep their cheerleaders from grazing

Q: How many Cincinnati players can fit into a car?
A: Three in the back with a police man driving
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How about some college football? I have a story that's passed around campus.

At the University of South Carolina there was an Offensive Lineman that everyone affectionately called 'Bubba.' Bubba already used up his four years of eligibility on the team, skirted GPA rules and was on his eighth year at the school. However, he was loved by all, so as time went on eventually the president of USC decided to give Bubba an easy out.

During a home football game at halftime Bubba was brought out to the 50 yard line to the full fervor of the crowd. The President spoke, "Bubba, in my hand is a degree, and I will give it to you if you answer one simple question, what is 12+17?"

Bubba stood for a long silence, counting on his fingers, sweat dripping down his entire body. Eventually he took a deep breath and responded, "Sir, 12+17 is 29!"

And before the president got to respond the crowd roared with one voice, "AWWWW, give him another chance!"
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>>468241

Thread = now awesome

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: What do Billy Graham and the Buffalo football team have in common?
A: They can both make a stadium of 50,000 people say "Oh, Jesus."

The Rams have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though; you wear it and the other guy scores.

Q: How come Dante Culpepper never uses the phone?
A: He can never find his receiver.
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Why are there only two Pall Bearers at an LSU funeral?
A garbage can only has 2 handles.

Why don't they have Ice Water at LSU games?
The player with the recipe graduated.

Why does an LSU bride take her shoes off on her wedding night?
To keep the flies off her twat. (lol wut)
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On a tour of Georgia, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the Georgia coastline on an impromptu sightseeing trip. His 4X4 Pope-mobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline when there was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland. They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene, the Pope noticed in the water a hapless man wearing a University of GA. football jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a huge shark.

At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing Georgia Tech football jerseys roared into view from around the point. Immediately, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the shark's ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the Georgia man from the water and then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the boat along with the dead shark and then
prepared for a hasty retreat when they heard frantic shouting from the shore. It was the Pope summoning them to the beach.

After they reached the shore, the Pope praised them for the rescue and said, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there were some bitter hatred between the people of Georgia and Georgia Tech, but now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true. I can see that your society is a truly enlightened example of true harmony and could serve as a model on which other states could follow". He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust.

As he departed, the harpooner asked the others, "Who was that?" "That," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom. " "Well," the harpooner replied, "he doesn't know shit about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get another one?"
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At Mississippi State University, the students are told to go to Scott Field in the event of a Tornado.
Why? Touchdowns are extremely unlikely.
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Huge game between Georgia and Alabama.

Alabama is leading 35-31 in the 4th with seconds to go. Mark Richt calls his final timeout and prays to God for advice on the next play. God answers, "Run it up the middle, Mark." Mark signals for the Bulldogs to get into the I-formation and hand the ball off the running back. He gets clobbered for a 5 yard loss.

Game Over. Mark Richt prays to God again, asking, "Why did you tell me to do that?!?!" God answers, "I don't know. Bear, why did we tell him to do that?"
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You have just received the Hokie virus.

Since we haven’t actually learned how to program yet please delete all your files and forward this e-mail to everyone on your e-mail list.

Thank you VTech Computer Science Department.
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Mississippi State Football.

That's the joke.
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How do you shut a fan of the SEC or Big 12 up?

Ask them what year they graduated.
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How do you get an LSU grad off your doorstep?

Pay him for the pizza.
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>>468303

So true. 90,000 people in the stands; I'd guess that fewer than a third of them actually went there.
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