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Flyers LW Thoresen taken to hospital after being hit in groin by Green's shot Anonymous
Canadian Press
Apr 11, 2008, 11:00 PM EDT

WASHINGTON - Flyers left wing Patrick Thoresen was taken to the hospital for tests after getting hit in the groin by a shot during Philadelphia's 5-4 loss to Washington on Friday night.

"He's going to the hospital to get an ultrasound done on his testicles. It's bad enough they may have to remove one," Flyers general manager Paul Holmgren said. "Right now, we're not sure how serious it is, but there's a chance he may need surgery."

Thoresen blocked Mike Green's shot with about 6 1/2 minutes left in the game, then dropped to the ice, writhing in pain. Moments later, Washington scored to tie the game 4-4.

"Obviously, I'd have liked to see a whistle," Flyers coach John Stevens said.

Thoresen was helped off the ice and taken to the locker room.
>> Anonymous
great injury report or greatest injury report?
>> Anonymous
Talk about putting your balls on the line.

shame that they still lost. lol
>> Anonymous
When I saw the highlight I thought it hit him in the peeper, but I wasn't positive. This is priceless.
>> Anonymous
blah blah blah, old news; he's not losing them and he embellished like a fucker, he's not even likely to miss one game
>> Anonymous
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>>60814
>> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk
umm...OW OW OW?!?

Why wasn't he wearing a cup?!
>> Anonymous
>>60866
He did. But it's entirely possible that something could slip out and get nailed.
>> Anonymous
i feel his pain

I, too, am i uniballer
>> Anonymous
>he embellished like a fucker

It's not possible to embellish being hit in the family jewels with a slapshot.
>> Anonymous
>>60830

Can I take a slapshot at your groin and see how you feel afterwards?

>>60866

They do, it's just that the puck hit him, like, right above the groin area, right around the area where your cock is, the shot had so much velocity that it was practically like getting hit in the balls.

But thankfully everything is OK, and he'll probably play tomorrow, which is good, because he's a great grinder, can't finish for shit though.