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what is with kobe's recent comedy act? he's telling stupid jokes at every press conference and smiles awkwardly until the press core gives a few forced chuckles. even after the worst loss of his life, he's saying how the team "wet the bed" and are going to go home and pound "20 beers." isn't it a little late to try the whole image makeover?
>> Anonymous
He's just trying to make warm up the crowd before he announces he wants to be traded out of LA


AGAIN
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WOW HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME
>> Anonymous
James Bond complex.

He makes a funny quip to soften the emotional impact of something traumatic.
>> Anonymous
HE'S BETTER THAN MJ SHUT UP
>> Anonymous
rape is funny
>> Anonymous
KOBE > MJ

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>>157577
>>157619

same faggot
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keep smiling kobe, smile for the camera and the endorsements will come
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>>157619
>>157577
Jordan didn't need Shaq to win championships.
>> Anonymous
>>157634
it wouldve been a lot harder without pippen though
>> Anonymous
>>157570

but he's been doing it the whole playoffs, win or lose. after game 3 he made a quip of how his FT shooting was like "being lost in shanghai with no phone" which made me facepalm. it's so pathetic, kobe is like the tragic shakespearean character of our time, and everything he does is fail.
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Thou makes even me look like a winner, Kobe
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>he's saying how the team "wet the bed" and are going to go home and pound "20 beers."
>he made a quip of how his FT shooting was like "being lost in shanghai with no phone"

That's gold, Kobe! Gold!
>> Anonymous
>>157651
bbaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Kobe is NOT an overrated unhinged douchebag!!!!!!
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And what's the deal with technical fouls? Technically, they aren't even fouls! Amirite? Guise?
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>>157657
>his FT shooting was like "being lost in shanghai with no phone"
>> Anonymous
tell Kobe Lakers management is thinking of reaquiring Shaq

bet he won't be joking then
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>>157657

Shanghai? Don't you mean triangle? As in the "Bermuda" Triangle? Get it? HAHAHA I'm gonna kill you motherfucker.
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>>157780
Phil Jackson: One of the only people I can think of who looks a lot better with age/grey hair
>> Anonymous
OP again, in any case, i find kobe's rise and failure fascinating. he came into the league trying to project this image of precociousness, and had most of the press convinced, only to have it shattered by colorado and the shaq drama. now everything he does is colored with this idea that he's a fraud, to the point where i can't take this new "funny" kobe seriously. to quote shaq "real recognize real." plus kobe came into the league at a time when MJ was a demigod, and essentially tried to usurp the throne when the public wasn't ready. the fact that he was so close to doing so now, and as it appears will fail, adds to his legacy of tragedy.
>> Anonymous
i also find it interesting that MJ himself was a phony with the press, but was never hampered with that image even amidst his own legal troubles. it's almost as if the era itself, cynical as it is, was set up for kobe's downfall. it might have to do with the fact that MJ won, always and dramatically, because i've noticed the same dick sucking with kobe as of late.
>> Anonymous
yeah until kobe actually wins without shaq and while he has the flu, overrated
>> Anonymous
>>157556

Bill Simmons? Is that you?
>> Anonymous
lakerfag here.

As much as I loved to watch him on the court, he seriously needs to give up the whole "Im serious on court but funny guy off court XD!@!!!!" act. It reallt irritates me watching him get interviewed and he just pretty much avoids the question with some faggot joke and tries to relate it to his answer.