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NFL General Thread Anonymous
The time is almost upon us /sp/

Discuss all things NFL here.

My division picks:
NFC North: Vikings
NFC South: Saints
NFC West: Seahawks
NFC East: Cowboys
Wildcards: Redskins, Eagles

AFC North: Steelers
AFC South: Jaguars
AFC East: Patriots
AFC West: Chargers
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>> Anonymous
>Wildcars: Browns

lawl
>> Anonymous
if you think the pats go undefeated again you're crazy my friend
>> Anonymous
>Wildcards: Browns

Have you even been paying attention recently?
>> Anonymous
>>295825
I actually agree with Browns for a wildcard spot. They're offense is going to be pretty darn good and the defense only has to be average.

Who else for the 2nd wildcard?
>> Anonymous
>>295830
Broncos?
>> Anonymous
Redskins take a step back this year, they have the talent but rookie coach plus inexperienced qb equals growing pains.

The Dolphins will win six games or more. Steelers go around 500 and miss the playoffs. The Browns are good enough to win that shit division.

Most importantly COWBOYS ARE OVERRATED.

Super Bowl...Patriots.
>> Anonymous
>>295838
are you fucking kidding? the Broncos will be average at best this year
>> Anonymous
>Most importantly COWBOYS ARE OVERRATED

please...please...explain how. name a weakness
>> Anonymous
>>295854
seriously. i hat the cowboys but they look fucking impenetrable minus their penchant for choking
>> Anonymous
tony romoLchoke artist
>> Anonymous
Randall Cunningham comes out of retirement and forms his own team.
>> Anonymous
when is the first game?
>> Anonymous
>>295849
And the Browns will not have a winning record.

What's your point?
>> Anonymous
>>295854
let's see here...Shanahan, Vermeil, Billick, Belichick, Gruden, Belichick, Belichick, Cowher, Dungy, Coughlin...Wade Phillips?
>> Anonymous
>>295847

Brownie fan detected. No one outside Cleveland thinks the Browns can overtake the Steelers.
>> Anonymous
>>295897
my point is the Browns are AT LEAST an 8-8 team this year.
>> Anonymous
>>295813
>AFC North: Steelers
lol
>> Anonymous
>>295854
Romo chokes like Mama Cass.
>> Anonymous
>>295914
They win 4 games at the most. They have the second toughest schedule of any team this year.
>> Anonymous
>>295918
somebody has to win the division last i checked...and it wont be the browns ravens or bengals....
>> Anonymous
>>295914

With two of those losses to Pittsburgh, they aren't making the play-offs.
>> Anonymous
>>295921
alright...then who gets the wildcards?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
that list is a-okay with me
>> Anonymous
All that matters is that the niners will go all the way this year, #6 is coming.
>> Anonymous
>>295943
Your niners are going to blow harder than the bay wind
>> Anonymous
>>295924
Both Cincinnati and /cle/ are better than the Steelers tbh
>> Anonymous
What? No Bretts fans?
>> Anonymous
>>295950
I'm betting Martz will make that average at least in that craptastic division
>> Anonymous
>>295966

Oh, how I lol'd. But no one seriously thinks this.
>> Anonymous
B--R--E--TT---BRETT BRETT BRETT
>> Anonymous
What about Saxy Raxy...leading his team from the bench?
>> Anonymous
>>295966
HAHA cincy is going to be so, so bad
>> Anonymous
>>295975

They couldn't beat the Steelers last year. Why should they this year?
>> Anonymous
>>295989
Cleveland will win every conference game, Cincinnati will only lose the Pittsburgh once. The Steelers are bad.
>> Anonymous
I feel like the Packers will at least get a wildcard berth
>> Anonymous
>>295982

Jets win a SUBWAY SUPER BOWL!
>> Anonymous
>>296003
RIGHT ON
>> Anonymous
Call me crazy, but I think the Bengals will win the division.
>> Anonymous
>>296008
You could go the other way and say the league is now adjusted to handle Derek Anderson after seeing him last season...
>> Anonymous
You can't win the division from a jail cell

therefore Bengals are out
>> Anonymous
Why the fuck are my posts gone?
>> Anonymous
>>296008

Enjoy your delusions and getting pounded by Pittburgh for the fifth straight year, Brownie.
>> Anonymous
>>296016

You could, but I think he has to many great weapons on offense and a great line to matter.
>> Anonymous
>>296029
>>296029

Why? Why do you think this?

Are you not aware that teams suck then get better?

How long have you been watching football?
>> Anonymous
>>296026

Maybe because they couldn't handle having such ridiculous bullshit in them and deleted themselves.

Just throwing it out there.
>> Anonymous
>>296039

The Browns haven't been good since the 60s. Someone could have been following football for a good 40+ years and never seen the Browns do anything but suck.
>> Anonymous
>>296062
They were kind of good in the 80s.
>> Anonymous
going 16-0 twice in two years is next to impossible...why has nobody seized on this?
>> Anonymous
>>296062

Hmm underage so you only get a 3/10

You seemed to have skipped over all of the 80s and early 90s.
>> Anonymous
Quinn is the starter by week 6

put it in the bank
>> Anonymous
>>296039Why? Why do you think this?

Because there is no significant difference between the teams from last season to this season? And sure, the Browns are better than they were a few seasons ago.

That still doesn't make them any good.
>> Anonymous
Good god enough AFC north bullshit.

most passing touchdowns: Brady
most rushing touchdowns: AP
most touchdown receptions: Moss
>> Anonymous
NFC North: Vikings
NFC South: Saints
NFC West: Seahawks
NFC East: Cowboys
NFC Wild: Giants, Panthers

AFC North: Steelers
AFC South: Colts
AFC East: Patriots
AFC West: Chargers
AFC Wild: Jaguars, Broncos

Superbowl Winner: Cowboys w00t!
>> Anonymous
>>296073

By good I mean good enough to maybe make it to the superbowl at least ONCE in that period of "being good." Not just good enough to win the division/get into the playoffs at all.
>> Anonymous
>NFC Wild: Giants, Panthers
you just lost the game
>> Anonymous
>>296085

They where a 10-6 team last year without a fucking defense.

Please, stop posting.
>> Anonymous
>>296102
and their schedule got 5x harder now so 10-6 goes to 6-10
>> Anonymous
>>295813
My division picks:
NFC North: JETS
NFC South: BRETTS
NFC West: JETS
NFC East: BRETTS
Wildcards: JETS, BRETTS
AFC North: JETS
AFC South: BRETTS
AFC East: JETS
AFC West: BRETTS
Wildcards: JETS, BRETTS

Random predictions:
Cowboys LOSE the superbowl to the JETS.
Colts don't make it out of the first round of the playoffs.
Falcons finish with the worst record in the NFL.
Patriots go WINLESS once again.
We begin to see the downfall of LT.
The best overall defense will belong to the JETS.
The best overall offense will belong to the JETS.
fix'd
THE NEW YORK BRETTS WILL WIN IT ALL.
>> Anonymous
>>296102
They had an easy as shit schedule.

I love my brownies, but last year was a fluke. They will suck this year.

Our only hope is that the Steelers tank this year with their hard schedule.
>> Anonymous
>>296111
haha...these are all true in my book
>> Anonymous
>>295813
>Cowboys win the superbowl
Dude, you misspelled Cardinals
>> Anonymous
>>296126
>Cowboys win the superbowl
>Dude, you misspelled Cardinals

Dude, you misspelled toiletbowl
>> Anonymous
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>>296126
Lulz, good one.
>> Anonymous
>>296102

And they didn't beat the Steelers.

You really think two d-linemen is going to to help that much?

Spoilers: Roethlisberger kicked your ass last season, not Parker.
>> SSG Posted Here
My playoff picks:
NFC North: Da Bears. That's right, Da Bears. Why? The Packers have too much pressure on them, the Vikings are injury prone, and the Lions are the worst team in all of sports history.
NFC South: Bucs. Only the AFC East is a worse division....
NFC West: Seahawks. Cardinals and 49ers are a threat, but I think the Seahawks are so desperate to win in the last year of Holmgroan that they will win enough to win the division.
NFC East: Cowboys. Only one of the three other teams will even get a winning record, and the other two will trade their starting QBs in hopes of getting Rax Grissmen, but it will be too late (See down below....)
Wildcards: All shocking picks; Panthers and who ever somehow finishes second in the NFC East, assuming they finish with a winning record.

AFC North: Steelers. The rest of the division is up-and-down teams.
AFC South: Jaguars. The Colts streak will end.
AFC East: Patriots. Worst division in the NFL, yet again. Both the Bills and Dolphins will lose at least 11 games. Jets will win 9, but will lose both meetings with the Patriots.
AFC West: (Another surprise pick) Broncos. I have no faith in the Chargers, especially since their best steroid user went down. The Chiefs just suck, and who knows if the Raiders show up for the first time in 5 years.
Wildcards: Colts, and (other surprise pick) the Jets. Britt Forve will lead his team to the playoffs.
>> Anonymous
>>296144
needs more Browns
>> Anonymous
>>295817
>>295817
>>295817
>>295817
>>295817
>>295817
>>295817
>>295817
>>295817
>>295817
>> Anonymous
Wildcars

...Wildcars
>> Anonymous
NFC:
North: Vikings
South: Saints
West: Seahawks
East: Cowboys
Wildcards: Panthers, Eagles

AFC:
North: Steelers
South: Jaguars
West: Broncos
East: Patriots
Wildcards: Colts, Chargers

Super Bowl:
Saints, Broncos

SAINTS WIN IT ALL
>> Anonymous
what is it about the Broncos that is making people like them in the AFC West? their team is the same
>> SSG Posted Here
>>296144
Now my playoff results.
NFC:
1. Every game will end with a team choking away it's victory in the end. The worst will be due to Tony Romo, who will throw 3 interceptions (all returned for touchdowns) in the 4th Quarter, causing the worst 4th Quarter collapse in sports history. After the game, he will be lynched by Cowboys fans and Owner Jerry Jones.
2. Somehow, the other playoff team from the NFC East will get to the Super Bowl yet again.

AFC:
1. Every playoff game in the AFC playoffs will be a blowout, with the worst loss suffered by the Jets, who will then see Britt Forve's arm fall off at the end of the game.
2. The Patriots will once again reach the Super Bowl, despite many controversial calls that make fans wonder if the whole postseason was rigged.

The Super Bowl.
1. Before the game, a porno tape of Roger Goodell and Bill Bellicheck will emerge, causing calls for Goodell to resign, and a certain anti-Bellicheck, Pro 18-1 US Senator (and fan of the Eagles) to scream "I KNEW IT!" at a press conference.
2. The Patriots will take a 18 point lead into the fourth quarter, but will be outscored 19-0 in the fourth quarter, with the opposing offense gaining 181 yards, while the Patriots gain 0. They thus will lose to the other NFC East team, causing Bill Bellicheck to become an An Hero after the game.
3. /sp/ then declares victory in a mass conference with the Manning brothers, Vince Carter, Britt Forve and Rax Grissmen.

THE END.
>> Anonymous
this thread is now about britt forve
>> Anonymous
OP how can patriots go undefeated if cowboys are winning the super bowl
>> Anonymous
>>296256
think he meant in the regular season
>> Anonymous
you all bore me. most of you just picked whoever won the division last year. wheres the creativity? wheres the passion?
>> Anonymous
>>296272
alright, lets see your picks
>> Anonymous
>>295813
I have a question, is Football only popular in the US? My brother told me that Germany likes the sport a lot. What other nations likes Football as much as the US does? And why isn't their a World Wide Football league?
>> Anonymous
>>296295
They are trying to go international. They already had a failed NFL Europe....and I see lots of commercials aimed towards Latinos..."futbol americano" or some such
>> Anonymous
My division picks:
NFC North: Packers
NFC South: Buccs
NFC West: Seahawks
NFC East: Cowboys
Wildcards: Giants, Eagles

AFC North: Steelers
AFC South: Colts
AFC East: Patriots
AFC West: Chargers
Wildcards: Titans, Jets

Random predictions:
Giants repeat superbowl win.
Cowboys don't make it out of the first round.
Ravens finish with the worst record in the NFL.
Patriots lose in week 2 in Giants stadium against the Jets.
We begin to see the downfall of the Patriots.
The best overall defense will belong to the Titans.
The best overall offense will belong to the Cowboys.
>> Anonymous
i was criticizing the redskins a little on their official forums/in the chat room and got b&
>> Anonymous
>>296109

Now I know you are a troll

2/10
>> Anonymous
>>296317
Europeans do not like Football unless it's soccer. But what countries do like the sport? United States, Germany, Canada?
>> Anonymous
My division picks:
NFC North: Lions
NFC South: Buccaneers
NFC West: Who Cares
NFC East: Who Cares
Wildcards: Who Cares

AFC North: Who Cares
AFC South: Who Cares
AFC East: Who Cares
AFC West: Who Cares
Wildcards: Who Cares
>> Anonymous
>>296295
Japan Digs the feetball.

As well as everything else american.
>> Anonymous
>>296453
As well as America digs anything Japanese.

America
Germany
Japan
???
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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>>296178
>>296178
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>>296178


Gets the black star of approval
>> Anonymous
>>296471
fuck off tripfag
>> Anonymous
>>296453
I went to Osaka for the American Bowl. The stadium was packed, but I kinda got the feeling the Japanese were more into the spectacle and the novelty of the event than the game itself.
>> Anonymous
>>296136
Alex Shelley?

>>296434
The largest crowd for an NFL game ever was in Mexico City
>> Anonymous
>>296470
Seriously.

Whats up with american sucking japcock and vice-versa?

I also heard Spain plays some ball as well.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>296478
go back to /b/ anon is legion XD faggot
>> Anonymous
So...?
America
Germany
Japan
Spain
Mexico?
???
>> Anonymous
>>296491
>Alex Shelley?

+75 internets because no one else in this thread will get it.
>> Anonymous
>>296491
>Alex Shelley?
Doesn't he wrestle for TNA?
>> Anonymous
>>296521
Yes
>> Anonymous
>>296529
He played football? o.o
>> Anonymous
Denver Broncos get in on wildcard.

>>296187
>their team is the same
Team growth is irrelevant now? Broncos had a shitload more potential than many other teams. Now they're going to realize some of it.
>> Anonymous
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>>296564
EXTREEEEEEEEEME FOOTBALL
>> Anonymous
>>296564
No. Thats a picture of Matt Leinart,someone pointed out he looks like Alex Shelley.

Pay Attention.
>> Anonymous
>>296602
I am fully behind this.
>> Anonymous
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>>296602
extreme football?
>> Anonymous
Thread sucessfully derailed.
>> Anonymous
no god dammit dont fag up the NFL thread