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Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Just give us the pennant and save yourselves an entire summer of humiliation.
>> Anonymous
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easy there chief
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>59102
>> Anonymous
I thought I was the only Diamondbacks fan. Glad to know there are two of us.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
Not a fan, but I predicted they'd make the World Series before the season started. Getting Randy Johnson back is only going to help you guys.

I would say "here's to seeing you guys in the World Series" but I'm really starting to doubt the Indians' chances.
>> Anonymous
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CANCERCANCERCANCERCANCERCANCER

no seriously though, i'm a Brewers fan who has seen two games at Miller Park, and one was a shutout by Doug Davis so get well soon.
>> Anonymous
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OH U!
>>59101
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>60176

Dude, Doug Davis doesn't give a fuck about cancer. Bet he's on the horn next week demanding he be allowed to make his next scheduled start.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Every time the Sheriff gets up to bat, every Diamondbacks fan gets on the edge of their seat.
>> Anonymous
>>59101

Shit offense is shit.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>60232

Lol wut? You're either trolling or retarded, and I can't tell which.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>60232

Lol wut? You're either trolling or retarded, and I can't tell which.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
OK, once we get into the dog days of summer, here's how the rotation is going to look:

Brandon Webb
Dan Haren
Randy Johnson
Doug Davis
Micah Owings

It's over. NL West is finished.
>> Anonymous
>>60312

Too bad your line-up is complete shit...
>> Anonymous
>>60312
randy johnson is old and has back trouble he might be a 10 game winner if he gets lucky
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>60317

1/10, return to /v/ for more practice.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Also, troll, I couldn't hear you over the sound of YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
JUSTIN UPTON GODDAMN
>> Anonymous
>>60743
fantasy league late rd pick steal for my teamz
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>60749

Fuck you, Ass-Dribbles. Fuck. You.
>> Anonymous
I'm sure we all agree that Arizona does not have true #3 or #4 in their line-up. Thus an anemic offense.
>> Anonymous
>>59101

Just make sure to sell out ur stadium when you get to the NLCS.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>60852

Are you fucking kidding? We have at least two.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>60992

Fuck, I got trolled HARD. Please excuse me while I shoot myself in the head.
>> Anonymous
Anyone else love that the Diamondbacks nickname is 'D-bags'?