blitzball
HOLY FUCKING SHITBLITZBALL NEEDS TO FUCKING BE AN OLYMPIC SPORTFUND IT FUND IT FUND ITTTTT!!!
Are there actually blitzball leagues? I'd be pleasantly surprised if this was an actual sport.
>>275011yeah, it's gotten a lot easier since antigravity/magic was discovered...
>>275016Oh cool, how do I join a club? Seems like fun.
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>>275016dude it can be done if you just tweak the rules like maybe just play in a semi sphere and no magic spells
>>275011water polo
>>275026like water polo?
>>275034No, water polo is lame. Blitzball would be awesome. Like training yourself to hold your breath underwater for like 5 minutes and shit, awesome.
>>275042yeah, that's what it takes to go without oxygen for 5 minutes. Training.
>>274997>>275003>>275011SAME NERD LOZER FAG
>>275046Yeah training your lungs. Like lung capacity. And stuff.
Fag Fact: The water in Spira (FFX's world) was breathable to an extent due to the pyreflies according to the Ultamnia Guide for the game.....shit sucks. I just thought different planet, different evolution and all that shit.Also Blitzball would be fuckwin in real life
>>275062Hey don't make fun of me please I think it's a cool idea.
>>275071>I'M IN GTA SAN ANDREAS
>>275072Aw....Well maybe it could possibly still work...Probably not...
>>275082I never played that game, what are you referring to?
>>275046Of course, tackles would kill the other guy by knocking off their oxygen.
Wouldn't it suck as a spectator sport? I mean, it's all underwater and shit...
MINI OXYGEN TANKS
>>275086getting loads of clams
>>275090Cameras inside the sphere, projected all around the stadium.
>>275090cameras and camera men and stuff yknow
>>275074its ok buddy i thought you were the OP WHO IS GAY BTW FUCK U OP
>>275096Oh cool I don't get it but it sounds cool.
>>275115it is, manImagine being able to fuck any chick you want. The date can even be shitty, and the first one, and she'll still fuck you
>>275128Yeah that definitely does sound pretty awesome.
>>275094I thought that would have been obvious...
>>275111
I remember there being a Blitzball cosplay image. Someone post that so we can all laugh