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EURO 2008: Croatia vs. Germany Anonymous
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On the paper, Germany wins easily, but the Croats are always good for a surprise.
>> Anonymous
3:1 Germany.
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>> Anonymous
>>153549
they only have won against austria with their 11m shot, thats poor! Germany and austria will be leading this group soon...
>> Anonymous
>>153558
TC here. I know that, I just didn't want to make a biased thread.
Besides, I'm German, so I'll obviously be rooting for my country.
GO GERMANY!
>> Anonymous
>>153564
oh ok, then just give it up to germany ;) auf gehts!
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
Germany is soccer champions, they'll blow Croatia out of the water. 2-0 Germany
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>>153568
>soccer
>> Anonymous
i love this threads about the euro08
>> Anonymous
Croats will find a challenge in beating germans and will do so with a 2:1 victory...a hard won game by croats.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
>>153570

I don't get pissed when you call my football "American football". Just be glad that someone in the US is interested in your sport.
>> Anonymous
>>153576
Easily trolled Amerifag is easily trolled.
>> Anonymous
>>153576
its not football its fatball
>> Anonymous
I think croatia beat germany in the world cup in 1998.I say it's time for a repeat.
>> Anonymous
Isn't Bojan Croatian?
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>>153587
Bojan who?
>> Anonymous
>>153589
bojan krkic
>> Anonymous
>>153585
Yeah, they did. But that was when the German stars like Jürgen Klinsmann, Lothar Matthäus and Andreas Köpke were getting old. Some of them retired afterwards, others after the 2000 failfest.

The current German team is in a good form, it will be very hard for Croatia.
>> Anonymous
>>153590
>>153587
ITT Linyola is in Croatia.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
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>>153591
Fuck yeah current young generation of Germans.
>> Anonymous
Bojans Dad is a Serb, but he is pretty much a born and bred Catalonian.
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>>153594
Seconded.
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>>153594
>>153596
I'm in ur team, being 38.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
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>>153597
I'll eat your head like I eat this burger.
>> Anonymous
>>153596
fuck yeah poldi moldi
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How can you stop Croatia when they have Rock legend Bili? on their side?

http://www.mediafire.com/?bxxjfxf0xc0
>> Anonymous
>>153608
That guy is an idiot. In an interview, he said the German team is like Rammstein, most likely because it's the only German band he knows.
>> Anonymous
>>153611
If the german team is like Rammstein that'd make them successful in the USA and 1994 has pretty much disproven this
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I think a 1-1 draw. Hopefully this great man will score.
>> Anonymous
>>153614
Yes. And the fact that America likes Rammstein more than any other country should tell you more than enough about that band.

Examples for good German bands:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5bImpq5cmQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJh91b4EBnU
>> Anonymous
I think it will be a pretty hard game and I won't even say how it goes. Croatia can do far better than what they did against Austria, but propably the germans are better. though, if Croatia can get the first goal early it might even be, that Germany will loose.
As a Gerfag I ofc dun want that, but I sense the possibility. Who knows?

Personal: GO GERMANY GO
>> Anonymous
>>153616
Another good one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqRMIislLUM
>> Anonymous
Best out come for me

2-1 Croatia goals from Oli?, kranj?ar and Lahm.
>> Anonymous
i as a germanfag hope that the germans lose and also lose that 3rd game against austria so i can drink all the delicous butthurt ragetears of my fellow germans.
>> Anonymous
>>153616
Als Deutscher kenn ich gute deutsche Bands, du Horst

Rage sind nicht so wirklich, öh.. Deutsch. Weißrusse an der Gitarre, .. ah ne, der Terrana ist ja raus. Gut, 2/3 deutsche Besetzung qualifizieren sie dann wohl doch als deutsche Band.
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>>153611
Hey wtf!?! You some bitter britfag?
>> Anonymous
>>153625
Und woher soll ich wissen, dass du Deutscher bist? Reg dich mal ab.

Rage wurden in Nordrhein-Westfalen gegründet, und wenn ich mich nicht irre waren auch alle Gründungsmitglieder deutsch.
>> Anonymous
>>153625
>>153638


Ich habe einen grossen dick
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>>153640
>> Anonymous
GO, GO Germany. Poland is with you.
>> Anonymous of Austria
1:0 Germany. Croatias' team didn't play well the first game but they sure take their time.
>> Anonymous
2 more goals from Podolski to trash Villa.
>> Anonymous
Bump for match starts in an hour.
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Gomez playing again...wat?
>> Anonymous
WEMBLEY 66 YOU KRAUT BASTARDS WEMBLEY 66
>> Anonymous
>>153731
Thank you for this post. Made me laugh a lot.
>> Anonymous
GERMAN PANZERS ARE ROLLING INTO FAIL AGAIN
>> Anonymous
>>153731
MEXICO 70
WEMBLEY 72
ITALY 90
WEMBLEY 96 AGAIN

Three stars on the shirt, three European Cup titles. Oh and better playing shit at the final rounds than just bawwwwwing on your couch
>> Anonymous
Germany - Hrvatska 0-5
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>>153755
>> Anonymous
ALLAH AKBHAR Tier:
Turkey

Christian God Tier:
Portugal, Netherlands, Spain, England

Good Tier:
Croatia, Sweden, France

Medium Tier:
Poland, Czech Republic, Romania

Shit Tier:
Austria, Russia, Germany, Italy

Bawwww Out and GTFO my European Cup Tier:
Switzerland

Total over-shit German coach Cyprus Occupier Tier:
Greece
>> Anonymous
HRVATSKA = DOMINATION

Germany can't be that good, they had the most games played at all European Cups combined and still didn't score the most goals. And look at the World Cup: no other team took more goals than Germany, over 100!
Makes it a shit team
>> Anonymous
>>153760
>Christian God Tier: England
Britfag detected. Please leave this thread to people from good countries.
>> Anonymous
>>153760
lol tier:
England
>> Anonymous
>>153764
Other countries are good, but England is supreme!
>> Anonymous
das wird ein Fest ^_^
>> Anonymous
>>153769
Auf jeden, ich freu mich schon auf die ganzen Weiner.
>> Anonymous
>>153771
Start another World War to invade into 4chan or speak english!!!
>> Anonymous
I'm a croat and I say Croatia will lose 2:0.
Our team doesn't have a scorer now that our resident brazilian, Eduardo, is out.
>> Anonymous
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND, ÜBER ALLES!
>> Anonymous
Spoiler:
2 red cards for Croatia, 14 German players injured and out, Croatia - Germany 1-0
>> Anonymous
fuck this game.
i want a match against those dirty turks.
>> Anonymous
>>153778
Us Arsefags feel your pain.
>> Anonymous
Germany already lost against Croatia so they will lose again
>> Anonymous
England > Germany
so
Croatia > Germany
>> Anonymous
I LOVE YOU GERMANY! YOU'RE MY HERO!
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>>153786
>> Anonymous
>>153778
I hope that fag who broke his leg gets cancer and aids followed by a slow horrbile death.
>> Anonymous
>>153794
Michael Ballack?
>> Anonymous
>>153796
No, it was some nobody who plays for Birmingham.
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England here we're the allah akbhar tier and we're going to win Euro 2008. No rain can stop us now!
>> Anonymous
>>153801
This thread is now about Turkey dominating the European Cup
>> Anonymous
>>153803
certainly not....
>> Anonymous
TÜRKIYE!

Face it, Europe: Turkish players can run faster and are better dribbles because they do not have dick cheese like you have!
>> Anonymous
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>> Anonymous
GOAL!
just kidding
>> Anonymous
England would lead 4-0 against both by that time
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>>153811
>> Anonymous
this game needs more RAIN!
>> Anonymous
Gomez sucks. Why is that faggot on the field?
>> Anonymous
>>153818
multikulti
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>>153811
>> Anonymous
Germany is actually playing nice. But of course, people from America or Britain who have no idea about football don't know that.
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GEHE DEUTSCHLAND!
>> Anonymous
>>153825
'gehe' means 'walk'. fail.
>> Anonymous
zzz....

Boring performance by Germany as to now.
>> Anonymous
lol gomez
>> Anonymous
Yeah Hitler, you fail.
>> Anonymous
>>153829
Nah, Germany is doing well. The Croats are just bunkering and fouling at every chance they get.
>> Anonymous
FUCK
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH CROATIA
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
GOOOOOOOAL
>> Anonymous
HAHA KRAUTS
>> Anonymous
Croaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>> Anonymous
marvellous goal. best of the championship so far
>> Anonymous
EAT LEAD FRITZ
>> Anonymous
ahahaha Lehmann
>> Anonymous
GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll!
>> Anonymous
good job, croatia.
i hope the german fags wake up now.
>> Anonymous
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>> Anonymous
>>153839
lol no
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lol @ germany
>> Anonymous
Rooting for Croatia because I still have no idea why Germany are favourites.
>> Anonymous
CROATIA IS \m/ETAL
>> Anonymous
>>153832

we're so not watching the same game.
>> Anonymous
OH FUCK
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>> Anonymous
>>153841

...couldn't do anything about it.
>> Anonymous
well goddamn
>> Anonymous
gomez you fucking failure
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>>153821
>> Anonymous
Germans are still going to win but this is embarassing.
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>>153853
>> Anonymous
TÜRKIYE is better than Germany
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
>> Anonymous
switch him for schweinsteger!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>153820
no qualify
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>>153864
>> Anonymous
Make him to Schweineschnitzel
>> Anonymous
woooooah! croat-kraut-croat sandwich
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
Jesus, what the fuck are they doing?
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>> Anonymous
Lehman is raging
>> Anonymous
germany needs moar kahn
>> Anonymous
Gomez is choking or some shit. He was did nothing but screw up good attempts last game as well.
>> Anonymous
No ?esz. Germany, what the fuck are you doing?
>> Anonymous
LOL ZE GERMANS GETTING MAD
>> Anonymous
For fuck sake Kranj?ar should've bagged that. I'd be 8 points up on FF.
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Oliver Kahn is happy right now, Germany deserves to lose.
>> Anonymous
we are playing a nice game! and it goes like:
we choose one player from germany (randomly) and everytime the commentator sais his name we have to drink one shot ....

we live in germany that's why the commentator mentions every few seconds a german player :)

at the moment:

mertesacker 3 : 6 frings
>> Anonymous
Krancjar/Modric pairing is bossing the entire of Germany's midfield. That's the difference right now.

If Germany want this to work, they need to bring on Schweinsteiger, fast.
>> Anonymous
THAT WAS CLOSE
>> Anonymous
>>153890

that was a save
>> Anonymous
>>153888
3:7 !
>> Anonymous
>>153891
Germans don't know what a save is since Lehmann is playing for them.
>> Anonymous
Croatia is going to win, ahahaha
>> Anonymous
needs more david "rocket boots" odonkor
>> Anonymous
fucking cro-magnons didn't deserve that goal
>> Anonymous
didn't know there are so much soccerfags in here
>> Anonymous
>>153898

It's all the same guy.
>> Anonymous
>>153900
yeah, me.
>> Anonymous
>>153898

It's called football and there are propably more footballfags here than americans.
>> Anonymous
Is it me or is Podolski playing pretty deeep?
>> Anonymous
CORNERCORNERCORNER
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Told you lol
>> Anonymous
HELL WHAT IS GOING ON THERE
>> Anonymous
>>153906
Gomez is on Podolskis usual position. And Gomez has ruined tons of chances which would have been goals with Podolski.
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
close again!
>> Anonymous
safe!
>> Anonymous
LEHMANN
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT. How is croatia out playing germany?
>> Anonymous
>>153884
16 now!
>> Anonymous
>>153898
world sport
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>>153885

where's your god now?
>> Anonymous
>>153892

3:11 für frings....hey, wer kommt hier eigentlich noch alles aus deutschland und schaut grad ZDF?
>> Anonymous
oh come ON
>> Anonymous
>>153925
Ich.
>> Anonymous
>>153905

Just so you know, 'soccer' is a British term, and for most of the time football has been around, you guys called it that.

>association football
>association
>assoc
>soccer

So stop with your fail "OMG he called it soccer, it's football!" Ameribaiting. By the time your football caught on big over here, we already had a sport called football. A shitty one, yes, but it was here, nonetheless. So we call it what you used to to avoid confusion.

So you can make fun of the word soccer all you want, but it's your word and you're just making fun of yourself.
>> Anonymous
gomez needs to go. ASAP
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We're in ur team, ruining ur success.
>> Anonymous
>>153919


Because Modric and Krancjar are playing very well and Ballack and Frings are having awful games.
>> Anonymous
3:13 für frings!

hahahaha yellow card ftw
>> Anonymous
>>153931
We're not making fun of the word soccer, we're making fun of the idiots who use it.
>> Anonymous
why is poldi playing in the midfield? Gomez is fucking fail
>> Anonymous
>>153931

NO U!

I'm not a britfag btw. It's football (direct translation) in my language.
>> Anonymous
>>153919

tactics. the tranier but 5 hyperactive croatians in the middle, against 4 lame germans, and the germans don't control anything anymore. they're still dangerous on corners and stuff, but they can't get a ball to the front.
>> Anonymous
was ein scheiss...
>> Anonymous
Dayum, should have been bruning them Croatians rather than Jews before they made a team that always rapes Germany!
>> Anonymous
WIR SIND DIE GRÖßTEN FUSSBALLFANS IN UNSRER GARTENKOLONIE
>> Anonymous
>>153934
needs more Ballack. He was awful in the poland game too.
>> Anonymous
Frings and Gomez are my problems right now with germany... moreso Gomez. He didn't pull through last game, and is doing nothing but ruining any tempo Germany starts to pick up. Croatians are playing good football though, right now the difference in precision is makinga huge difference. Now it's time for Germany to crush them, get some teamwork going at the half.
>> Anonymous
Germany is fucking terrible. I have no idea what some people see in them and why're they're supposed to be number one favorites for the tournament.
>> Anonymous
These aren't the same Germans that could burn jews by the dozens. I've lost my faith in Germany.
>> Anonymous
>>153956
you forget that slowpoke jansen.
>> Anonymous
COME ON CROATIA CHARGE DOWN JANSEN'S FLANK
>> Anonymous
>>153576

LoL no that's not how it works.

You be glad that we are kind enough to call it american FOOTball.
>> Anonymous
>>153964
germany is part of the united states.

we are their military

we occupy their country
>> Anonymous
OBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>> Anonymous
>>153959
They're not playing WELL now, but they're no San Marino. Bitch less.
>> Anonymous
>>153959
they can be pretty good, but Bilic is a TACTICAL GENIUS, so everthing goes just as planned for Croatia.
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HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>> Anonymous
>>153959

great teams like germany, france, portugal, spain and so on.. are great because they can turn over a game easily because of some great talents they have on the field.
croatia on the other hand just got lucky
>> Anonymous
>>153973
>but Bilic is ON COCAINE

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>153965

He's not exactly on my goodside either.
>> Anonymous
i've been watching this game and it's ok i guess but i don't get why you eurofags call it football when there's a guy throwing the ball in, WITH HIS HAND, every 30 seconds.

also the goalie can use his hands!??! what the fuck just call it hand ball already
>> Anonymous
>>153778

Fucking croatian unbelievers....you have to piss on the croatian team...fucking serb.
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So I herd Germany sucks without me.
>> Anonymous
>>153978

You should do stand-up comedy.
>> Anonymous
>>153978
2/10, please try harder.
>> Anonymous
well, even if Germany loses now, it'll be a kick in their lazy butts. They need one every once in a while, it helps.
>> Anonymous
germanfag here

i I would be the coach now, i would fucking murder 9 (so everyone exept for lahm and lehman) players for playing like fucking shit, fucking disgracefull scum.
>> Anonymous
I'd swap Jansen for Friedrich. If the game doesn't improve till, let's say, the 60 minute bring in Schweinsteiger for Gomez and let Podolski play Striker.
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>>153978
wat
>> Anonymous
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I'm in your Euro2008 beating your germany.
>> Anonymous
>>153978
0/10
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>>153986
>lehman
>> Anonymous
>>153987

Sounds like a plan.
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>>153982
I'll spit in your mullet you homo
>> Anonymous
>>153987
>>I'd swap Jansen for Friedrich and send Jansen back to germany. If the game doesn't improve till, let's say, the 60 minute bring in Schweinsteiger for Gomez and let Podolski play Striker.If they still fail, murder them FUCKING ALL!
>> Anonymous
>>153995
so, is Kahn an official meme now since the euro started ?
>> Anonymous
>>153978
with this comment, you've felt the rage of the millions of eurofags on /sp/. i'm not sure why they get so upset about the name of their beloved sport but it's a real touchy subject with them
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Needs more Kahn killing the Croats.
>> Anonymous
>>154000
Also sounds like a plan.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH ODONKOR!
>> Anonymous
lol wut ? Odonkor for Jansen ?
>> Anonymous
YAY! Odonkor, you're my hero! Shoot da goooooooaaaalll!
>> Anonymous
they say jensen was gone?
>> Anonymous
RUNNING NIGGRA GAEM
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>>154004
Kahn is not a meme. He's the best goalkeeper who ever existed.
>> Anonymous
I WATCHED CRICKET AND THERE WERE NO INSECTS ANYWHERE ON THE FIELD.

I WATCHED BASKETBALL AND LAST TIME I CHECK BASKETS DIDN'T HAVE HOLES IN THEM PURPOSELY

BASEBALL SHOULD BE CALLED BATBALL AMIRITE!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK IS A HOCKEY ANYWAY
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH GOMEZ HATTRICK
>> Anonymous
lol Odonkor
>> Anonymous
>>154006
see

>>153988
>>153984
>>153983

0/10
>> Anonymous
odonkor...schreibt doch mal deutsch hier , ihr englischfags ^^
>> Anonymous
i call this game... '98 revisited
3:0 till the end of the game

if not, l'll post tits
>> Anonymous
>>154026
this isn't krautchan
>> Anonymous
Lehmann's eating soccer balls wtf
>> Anonymous
Why do they call it ovaltine? The cans not oval. Should be roundtine!
>> Anonymous
the commentator just threw up
>> Anonymous
ze germans are coming
>> Anonymous
So where are Friedrich and Schweinsteiger?
If I was Jogi Löw, I'd send out my good players now.
>> Anonymous
>>154029
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>154031
nom nom nom...
>> Anonymous
looks SLIGHTLY better now, but still, goddammit
>> Anonymous
Topic is on autosage, part 2 here:
>>154048
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>154047
lolwut...Modric almost did it...
>> Anonymous
This game needs more Schweinsteiger, less fail gomez.
>> Anonymous
CROATIA FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
>>154040

one step closer....
FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
LEHMANN DU IST SO SCHEISE
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that's it...you're really fucked now
>> Anonymous
2:1!
>> Anonymous
red card for schweini. lol.
>> Anonymous
red card for schweini