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Anonymous
There's been a little debate going on about "MMA vs. boxing", but who cares? There is only one universal truth to all this...

ALL Combat sports are FAR better than sports where whiny, overpaid metrosexuals play with balls. Games are for children, fighting is for men. You ballfags need to find a better obsession than futball/football, basketball, or whatever.

pic related: It's where NFL star Johnnie Morton got KTFO in 38 seconds by an MMA rookie.
>> Anonymous
troll or not, that johnnie morton shit was hilarious

he got knocked out in 38 seconds, had to be carried out on a stretcher, then tested positive for steriods
>> Anonymous
you have some valid points anonymous


inb4shitstorm
>> Anonymous
just to be sure, lets put some famous soccer players in the mma ring against rookies
wins tier:
kahn, friedel, vinnie jones

puts up a fight tier:
antonio cassano, fat frank, van der sarr

knocked the fuck out tier:
ronaldo, torres, drogba, most of team italy,
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>Johnnie Morton
>Star
>> RAY ALLEN !!+K0Mvqp/bEq
Who the fuck is Johnnie Morton?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
HE'S TEE'ING OFF
>> Anonymous
>>185982
used to be a WR for the Lions or something like that.
>> Anonymous
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i want to do mma against rookie
>> Anonymous
Karate/Kickboxing fag here.
I wouldn't say 'all' combat sports. I know some really shitty ones: olympic TKD, judo (no offense: I love the throws, too bad ippon is too quick and it's over so soon), 'sport' or 'point' karate (like playing tag, but with feet to the head)...
and I'm sure all athletes in popular sports are overpaid and whiny. Boxers? the big names are 'overpaid'. MMA? the same if you're famous enough.
Not to mention that calling athletes whiny overpaid metrosexuals that plays with balls doesn't change the fact that they work a lot harder than 95% of the fatasses spectating, regardless of sport.
>> Anonymous
>>185964

Ehh...it depends on what you mean by "rookies". A lot of so called beginners in MMA have near life-long backgrounds in at least one striking or grappling art. If it's a rookie starting fresh, yeah, those guys put up a decent fight. However, if it's a rookie with 10+ years of experience in an art such as muay thai, wrestling, etc, the soccer guys don't stand much of a chance.
>> Anonymous
>>186199
my point at>>185964
was that although someone from nfl got in the ring (and got ass handed back to him) is that i can't think of many soccer players that could have a go at winning in mma

i just chose a few i'd love to see fight, and had to reach back to find vinnie jones that could probably win.

and yes, goalkeepers are the toughest guys on a soccer team
>> Anonymous
Thank you, OP, thank you for saying what we were all thinking but never posting =D
>> Anonymous
>>185956
Jesus Christ. Just...wow. Never have I seen such failure.
>> Anonymous
>>186253

anon didn't even mention how there is a pre fight and a post fight drug test and how after morton refused to take teh post fight drug test he didn't get paid
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mniHJAQmNG8

lol, he fights like a black James Thompson.
>> Anonymous
So he knocked out a wide reciever? I know when I think toughest guy in the NFL I go straight to that position.
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>>186432
/thread +1 internet.
>> Anonymous
>>186454
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>>186454
MY GOD. I LOL'D
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>>186432

Hard.
>> Anonymous
>>186009

Most MMA fighters are underpaid, only top 10 in each division gets enough money, and only Fedor gets 2 millions.