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Anonymous
Winner of tonight's Home Run Derby.
>> Anonymous
Its a Home Run Derby not a Drug Addict Derby
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>214737

That's not Chase Utley...
>> Anonymous
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>A-Rod will take the place of Josh Hamilton, after he was caught having a crack pipe in his locker.
>> Anonymous
>>214744
ARod refused to compete in the home run derby because the pussy was afraid he'd mess up his swing.

Besides, Madonna probably gave him AIDS.
>> Anonymous
>>214749
>ARod refused to compete in the home run derby because the pussy was afraid he'd mess up his swing.


.....Is this true?
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
>>214752

It's not like his fears are unfounded. Look back at the past several years; many HR Derby participants have fallen off in the second half.

That being said, the real winner of tonight's derby is my main fantasy team, because none of the guys on it are in the thing and thus will be unable to fuck themselves up.
>> Anonymous
>>214752

A lot of players beg off with this excuse.
>> Anonymous
a-rod didnt want to play in it last season and any other season really. you cant really blame him.
>> Anonymous
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OP you posted the wrong picture.
>> Anonymous
>>214752
>>214763

The last time A-Rod competed in the Home Run Derby was in 2002.

Following the All-Star break, he hit four homers in the next four games, and went on to hit 30 in the second half alone.

Really messed up his swing alright.
>> Anonymous
Lance got this shit in the bag.
>> Anonymous
what an inspirational crackhead
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
Got my money on Hamilton.

I'd LOL if Grady won.
>> Anonymous
I heard he doesn't carry more then 10 dollars or something in his pocket, ANYWHERE. Just because he doesn't want to be tempted to buy crack.

Also he gets drug tested by the MLB 2 times a week.
>> Anonymous
>>214803

Let's go Fat Elvis!
>> Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
Ryan Braun is going to win. It's that simple.
>> Anonymous
>>214737
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>214843

Yeah.
>> Anonymous
HAHA OH WOW, IT'S ALL WHITE GUYS.
>> Anonymous
Lance Berkman is gonna win.
>> Anonymous
yankee fan here, arod declined to participate to protect his swing, true life.

GO HAMILTON
>> Anonymous
lol the entire stadium is chanting DEREK JETER
and he's not even fazed. imagine walking around the field every day hearing that? sob.
>> Anonymous
how come there isn't a single yankee at the home run derby?
>> Anonymous
>>214887
Cause Gay-Rod is a pansy.
>> Anonymous
nice to finally see a home run derby with no black beaners
>> Anonymous
Sage for racism.
>> Anonymous
>>214896
Racist prick.
>> Anonymous
>>214898
>>214902

wait...I thought this was 4chan....
>> Anonymous
>>214913

/b/, that way


<----------------------------------
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH RACISM GUYS
>> Anonymous
they are talking about it right now, all white guys no blacks no spics.
>> Anonymous
Who cares if it's an all white selection???

There aren't any blacks or hispanics BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T SELECTED!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>214917
its like an all white slam dunk contest.
>> Anonymous
>>214916
who is the guy bawwwing about being all white no blacks or mexicans.
>> Anonymous
How many hitters get into the next round?
>> Anonymous
This years selection is doing much better than the fucking cubanfest of last year. The best score of the first round in that was a 5. A 5.
>> Anonymous
>>214921
4
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck Hamilton is ripping this.
>> Anonymous
IT'S A BOMB!
>> Anonymous
I'm so god damn sick of hearing about 'his story'. No one fucking cares.
>> Anonymous
>>214931
hes on crack and on the juice.
>> Anonymous
HAMILTON IS OWNING SHIT
>> Anonymous
FAN TOUCHED IT, IT COUNTS.
>> Anonymous
Hamilton is fucking ridiculous.
>> Anonymous
Hamilton is a BEAST, yo!

But I wanna see Utley beat 'im

Three yrs, three Phillies! w00t
>> Anonymous
too bad he will never hit 500 home runs, isn't he like 27 years old?
>> Anonymous
WE'RE IN SILLYLAND NOW!
>> Anonymous
15
>> Anonymous
16...
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCK.
>> Anonymous
SEVENTEEN
>> Anonymous
the cop was choking that guy lol
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
18
>> Anonymous
18
>> Anonymous
>>214952
Seriously, did he not think he would be on tv doing that?
>> Anonymous
Most 1st rounders was 24
>> Anonymous
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20!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
I wonder if he will beat Bobby Abreu?
>> Anonymous
>>214935

He gets drug tested all the time.

>>214933


I know this is 4 Chan and I know I am going to get flamed for this, but his story can help a lot of people. It actually a great comeback and not the regular East sports coverage(Perfect Pats, Favre, A Rod)
>> Anonymous
This is seriously EPIC.
>> Anonymous
DUDE!!!!
>> Anonymous
3 more
>> Anonymous
Fucking Ortiz
>> Anonymous
2 more
>> Anonymous
1 more
>> Anonymous
Just give the trophy to Josh Hamilton...

Just stop the contest now, he is making everybody else look bad...
>> Anonymous
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Is Hamilton done yet?
>> Anonymous
Here he goes
>> Anonymous
He's going to be tired out of his mind in the round that actually matters.
>> Anonymous
BAM 24!
>> Anonymous
record tied
>> Anonymous
Tied it
>> Anonymous
THIS IS MADNESS
>> Anonymous
24, 2 outs to take the record.
>> Anonymous
Hamilton > Abreu
>> Anonymous
FUCKING 25!
>> Anonymous
Broke it
>> Anonymous
25!!!
>> Anonymous
NEW RECORD!!!
CAN HE MAKE IT 30?!!?!
>> Anonymous
predicting over 30
>> Anonymous
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HOLY SHIT AWESOME
>> Anonymous
26
>> Anonymous
watch him fly out on his first 9th out.
>> Anonymous
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This is seriously fucking epic in every sense of the word.
>> Anonymous
This is nothing short of epic.
>> Anonymous
27
>> Anonymous
27
>> Anonymous
end the competition after hamilton is finished.
>> Anonymous
Oh my fucking god.
>> Anonymous
28. Christ.....
>> Anonymous
who's this guy pitching? he looks like he's 90 years old
>> Anonymous
1 more out
>> Anonymous
Gold ball tiem
>> Anonymous
FLYOUT WATCH!~!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>214995
71 actually.
>> Anonymous
wow, this is awesome.
>> Anonymous
He looks like that guy from Dazed and Confused.
>> Anonymous
lol hes going to foul on gold ball
>> Anonymous
>>214995

his 71 year old high school coach
>> Anonymous
>>214995
listen to the fucking commentary
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>214986

lol
>> Anonymous
BAWAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH GO BACK SMOKING CRACK
>> Anonymous
That's it. 28. Being a Christfag helps.
>> Anonymous
Wow.....just wow.
>> Anonymous
awwww
>> Anonymous
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

He gonna be to tierd in the next round and hit like 3 (that's all he needs tho...)
>> Anonymous
That's it. It's a done fucking deal.
>> Anonymous
over 9000!
>> Anonymous
WOW. 28?! DAMN!!!!
>> Anonymous
As a former addict, this is an amazing moment.
>> Anonymous
he doesn't even have to bat in the next round.
>> Anonymous
if anything this is an endorsement for crack
>> Anonymous
That old man is cute, I want to buy him.
>> Anonymous
old guys gonna get a boner looking at erin andrews
>> Anonymous
I hope he hasn't worn himself out before the final round, he deserves to win after all those balls he crushed.
>> Anonymous
in during jacking off to Erin Andrews
>> Anonymous
Whoa, old dude did 54 pitches and didn't take a break? Wow.
>> Anonymous
i feel bad for the old guy who is throwing the ball. hes going to have a heart attack.
>> Anonymous
>>215022
>> Anonymous
>>215019
All old people are moe for some odd reason.
>> Anonymous
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WAT
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
28
>> Anonymous
>>215006
>>215016
You assholes are what's wrong with this world. This young star is having the night of his life and is having a season to remember, and all you asshats can rag on him for is an addiction that he kicked, may I add. You make me sick. You make me want to vomit.
>> Anonymous
those are some badass tats, i would not get rid of them even if i was high on crack when i got them.
>> Anonymous
>>215030
Could be an endorsement for consensual sex in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation.
>> Anonymous
>>215030
27 is not young, also crackhead.
>> Anonymous
>>215030
>You make me sick. You make me want to vomit.

Are you going through heroin withdrawals?
>> Anonymous
>>215030

Don't mind the underage with no life experience.
>> Anonymous
>>215030

eh, it's kind of a fact that this is doing anything BUT making crack look bad (to the second guy's defense)
>> Anonymous
HAMILTONS FUCKIN BEASTED!!!
>> Anonymous
>>215030
Bawwwwwwwww, 18-1
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
I just ordered his jersey earlier today, too.

Jesus Christ, this kid can fucking RAKE.
>> Anonymous
LA LA LA LA LA ITS LOVE
>> Anonymous
wonder wat Volquez gave him after like the 12th or so homer?
>> Anonymous
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my god...
>> Anonymous
>>215043
DUDE I KNOW
after his 10th out i was like OPEN THE FUCKING BRIEFCASE
>> Anonymous
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>>215043

I wonder....
>> Anonymous
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28 Home Runs...
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
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>>214743
>>214803
>> Anonymous
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>>215043
pic related
>> Anonymous
OK, Fat Elvis (err Berkman) teim!

umm... if homers wipe out in finals, Hamilton could lose??
>> Anonymous
Josh Hamilton is the fucking man. He's making crack addicts look bad.
>> Anonymous
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>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
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'It's...beautiful...'
>> Anonymous
>>215055
he is not a addict, smoking crack for a few months doesnt not make you a crackhead.
>> Anonymous
Hamilton is the uber-crack addict.

He is an inspiration to crackheads everywhere!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
>> sayain zubas
>>215042
damn you! you got that song stuck in my fucking head now!
>> Anonymous
Did anyone else laugh about him hitting a dozen straight at 8 outs, and yet when he hits the golden balls for charity, he says "fuck it" and ends his round?
>> Anonymous
>>215064
he jinxed it.
>> Negrodamus the 9000th !3GqYIJ3Obs
By the time his career is over he will be a certified Baseball GOD.
>> Anonymous
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Oh, hai! I'm Josh Hamilton, I can be meme?
>> Anonymous
>>215060

He was a addict for 3 years
>> Anonymous
>>215071
no, he smoked crack for a few months and got injured over and over for 3 years.
>> ­
The only reason Hamilton hit so many was because of he sold his soul to Jesus. If the old fuck would throw some curveballs . . .
>> Anonymous
So it looks like it will be Bryan Braun and Josh Hamilton.
>> Anonymous
>>215077
its Ryan.......
>> Anonymous
>>215073

No, I saw a documentary on him. The accidents came before the drug abuse. He was also in an out of rehab for a couple of years.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>215076
>> Anonymous
>>215079
documentary are truth. they will never lie.
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>215079

Theres a documentary on this cat?
>> Anonymous
i just fucking rage'd

"its a lousy night to be a atheist"

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT SPEAKING, THIS IS THE SAME FAG THAT IS BAWWING ABOUT BEING AN ALL WHITE HR DERBY.
>> Anonymous
Whose idea was it to have Rick Reilly there?
>> Anonymous
Did I just hear "it's a bad night to be an atheist?". I missed what he said before that.
>> Anonymous
"It's a lousy night to be an atheist"
>> Anonymous
>>215085
Yeah, what a bitch
>> Anonymous
>>215083

About 1/2- 2 years ago a special 60 min Outside the Lines when the Hammer was attempting a comeback.
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>215085
>>215089

If it was Joe Morgan, which that is something he is stupid enough to say...
>> Anonymous
>>215076

Are you trying to say that Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
>> Anonymous
Hamilton off the Coke; Onto the Juice.
>> ­
>>215092
Look out internet tough guy detected.
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>215100


He takes two drug tests a week, it's not possible.
>> ­
>>215097
Yep.
>> Anonymous
christians are faggots
>> Anonymous
Awww, poor Super Jew. A noble effort.
>> Anonymous
>>215102
Really? There's an HGH test now?
>> Anonymous
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>>215097
HALP I NEEDS REFILL
>> Anonymous
Hamilton aim for his new car.
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
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>>215112
Fuck you, Jobu, I do it myself.
>> Anonymous
Hammer better win this
>> Anonymous
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Nintendo Wii is fun for all ages
>> Anonymous
Hamilton hitting one out of yankee stadium
>> Anonymous
>>215121

I mean the Derby
>> Anonymous
HAHAHA Nothing for you Sir.
>> Anonymous
That girl wearing the Twins helmet looks pissed.
>> ­
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This thread is now about how much you hate niggers and why they don't deserve to be in the white man's derby.
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
You know the place, where the love of the game is the REAL souvenir?

No? Gimmie the fuckin' ball, twerp.
>> Anonymous
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What's inside...?
>> Anonymous
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>>215132

this
>> Anonymous
I will lol if morneau wins
>> Anonymous
in b4 EPIC FAIL and Hamilton's return to drugs.
>> Anonymous
Where is your God now, Hamilton?
>> Anonymous
lol he is gonna lose
>> Anonymous
Anyone else think that Hamilton has some pretty neat tattoos?
>> Anonymous
GET THE SECOND BREIFCASE!
>> Anonymous
>>215142

Yea, there pretty sick
>> Anonymous
FINAL COUNTDOWN
>> Anonymous
choke artist
>> Giovanni Sinclair !kPeYgxvYE2
>>215142
He doesn't.
>> Anonymous
3-10
3-10
3-10
>> Anonymous
EPIC FAIL
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
WHO CARES JOSH HAMILTON ISN'T HITTING HOMERUNS!
>> Anonymous
gay
>> Anonymous
Holy God. How the fuck do you fail that hard?
>> Anonymous
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WHERE'S MY HEROIN!
>> Anonymous
Beat the first round record, but lost the game....
>> Anonymous
Jesus christ, he goes from Epic Win to Epic Fail in a matter of a half an hour.
>> Anonymous
That's what he gets for wasting all that energy in the first round...
>> Anonymous
Fucking give it too him Monreau!
>> Anonymous
GODDAMN THIS IS LIKE 18-1 KIND OF FAILURE!
>> Anonymous
way to choke lolwut
>> Anonymous
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Darn
>> Anonymous
>>215134

HAHA OH WOW.

Poor Hamliton.
>> Anonymous
Jesus Christ, he thanked Jesus Christ.
>> Anonymous
>>215155
sounds familiar
>> Anonymous
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
>> Anonymous
I like how he didn't even try to hit for charity in the 2nd round
>> Anonymous
Its a good day to be an Atheist
>> Anonymous
>>215174
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>215174

i lol'd
>> Anonymous
what channel is this on?
>> Anonymous
>>214818
>The last time A-Rod competed in the Home Run Derby was in 2002.
>
>Following the All-Star break, he hit four homers in the next four games, and went on to hit 30 in the second half alone.
>
>Really messed up his swing alright.

He was trying to hit over 9000 HRs that season, asshole.
>> Anonymous
28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3! 28-3!
>> Anonymous
>>215181

slowpoke.jpg
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
28-3
>> Anonymous
WAY TO FAIL GO SMOKE SOME CRACK NOW!
>> Anonymous
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>>215186
>>215183

Yea cause Home Run Derby= Super Bowl/Perfect Season

Go away, go gay up another thread faggots.

Here have some 18-1
>> Negrodamus the 9000th !3GqYIJ3Obs
As many homers as he hit tonight he deserves that trophy
>> Anonymous
Where the heck is the video of this?