Brett Favre leads the Jets to 16-0 only to have New York attacked by the Cloverfield monster before the Super Bowl.
Favre somehow manages to defeat the monster but just then the aliens from Independence Day show up.
As Favre defeats the aliens, that shitty Godzilla from the 1998 film comes to town.
But that Godzilla was a joke and Favre defeats him. However, a massive title wave hits New York straight out of The Day After Tomorrow.
They rebuild New York quickly and realize Favre is the key to all of these problems and decide to turn NYC into a maximum security prison just like in Escape From New York. Favre becomes the Duke Of New York. However, the new president's plane crashes in and the government decides to send in one man to save the president and stop Favre...
... Ryan Leaf.
I THOUGHT I ALREADY SAGED IT. GTFO FAGGOT
A mildly entertaining thread in my /sp/? Blasphemy...
SAGE, NAMEFAG, NEWFAG, GTFO.
>>235854>NEWFAGI lol'd.
bump, to combat the sage
Go crawl back to Jewroache's vent faggot.
>>235867Lol'd harder.
bump
I admit it, I lol'dI expected Solid Snake, btw. Leaf made me crack up.
>>235904Ryan Leaf and Solid Snake are one in the same.
Favre needs help defeating the aliens from ID4, Yankees pitcher Carl Pavano offers to help but crashes his car on the way to midtown.
Remember when Bret Farve came to earth with Gort the Robot and the threatened to destroy the Earth if1. The Cold War didn't end.2. The Evironment didn't improve (especially China)3. He was traided to Tampa Bay
I though Bret Farve was suppost to be working on the Neon Genesis Evangelion Live Action MovieIn other words. DO NOTHING!
>>235968*brain explode*
They thought they fixed the Madden Curse by putting Favre on the cover after he retired. Little did John Madden know, he'd doomed the love of his life.How cool would it be if the Madden Curse took down the Iron Man of football?
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Best thread in /sp/ history.
Hilarious!
>>236188God bless ya.
enough already
Featuring Pac-man as Cabbie!
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, CLOVERFIELD MONSTER, ALIENS FROM INDEPENDENCE DAY, GODZILLA, TIDAL WAVE