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Anonymous
I did my first Dash Vault the other day.

Your sporty accomplishments? Also once in basketball I fake the shit out of a guy and put it between my legs in mid-air and lay'd it in.
>> Anonymous
Help turn a triple play...
>> Anonymous
I rejected a guy's shot so hard in a pickup game it started a fight.
>> Anonymous
>Also once in basketball I fake the shit out of a guy and put it between my legs in mid-air and lay'd it in.

Are you talking about the guy's cock?
>> Anonymous
I once came last in the 1500m
>> Anonymous
1. Threw alley-oops (closest us short whiteboys ever get to dunking)
2. Pulled a fake behind the back pass into a lay-up on a dude about 5 years older and a good 6 inches taller than me.
3. Almost got into a fight with Jason Taylor when I was forced to guard him at a pick-up game. Accomplishment? No, but I like the story.
4. In Little League, I threw a guy out at the plate from deep center field on one hop. Coach yelled at me for holding the ball too long, but I was trying to time it right, and I did.
5. Fucking destroyed all in my path at countless sports video games.
>> Anonymous
pitched in a 25U league yesterday

1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 K

not bad for not pitching in 2 years.