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Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
Everyone loves an underdog, right? But a lot of other countries hate the United States. So here's a conundrum.

Let's say, hypothetically, that Team USA reaches the finals of the World Cup against a perennial powerhouse (like Brazil or Argentina or something). Not counting fans of the other country involved, who does the rest of the world root for?
>> Anonymous
Argentina or Brazil.

This poster is Australian
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Well it may depend where they other team is from, but the World Cup is supposed to bring all the countries together one month every four years, so I think the Amerihate level will be low enough (under 9000) that the rest of the world would actually root for the USA.

And then when USA wins, we'll gloat until the end of time and the whole universe will hate us because would have actually won FIFA instead of this beating Barbados bullshit.
>> Anonymous
!111111 AAhh I don't want Brazil to get more trophies, and I don't want stinking cheating Argentina too win either... If you played a European team I'd root for that one, but over south american teams I might actually want to see USA win
>> Anonymous
>>211135

from european

I would root for USA if they play Brazil, England, Germany, and against them for probably everyone else.
>> Anonymous
>>211150

Frenchfag?
>> Anonymous
>>211150

nope, I don't like french ether
>> Anonymous
Argentina or Brazil. Couldn't have a country that doesn't even like the sport winning the World Cup, it wouldn't be right.

Thankfully it won't happen.
>> Anonymous
>>211135

I hope you both destroy each other with red cards and career ending injuries for both sides and ends in a draw.

I am australian, but i believe this soultion is agreed upon.
>> Anonymous
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>>211217

as an austrian I believe you talk nonsense, go fuck yourself
>> Anonymous
>>211137
>And then when USA wins, we'll gloat until the end of time and the whole universe will hate us because would have actually won FIFA instead of this beating Barbados bullshit.

That was just a FIFA defense, we won that shit from the dirty argies
>> Anonymous
>>211228

well, it would be North American team vs South American team. Either way its America. So Why should I side with anyone?
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>211244

Oh right, we tied Argentina after losing to Spain and England.

Unless we convincingly qualify for the World Cup, I'm not giving USA much of a chance to even get out of the group stage.
>> Anonymous
>>211256
i don't believe the USA will be legitimate contenders until all but maybe 2 or 3 of their squad play in europe, so they are at the same fitness level as the rest of the players in the cup. the MLS season will never move due to the popularity of other sports here.
>> Anonymous
As a french I would not root for USA in any case.
>> Heynonnynonnymous
Well, I'm not rooting for Brazil, that's for sure. They're all idiots who value diving over sportsmanship.
>> Anonymous
I could see myself rooting for USA.
Belgium.
>> Heynonnynonnymous
>>211270

*I'd* root for Belguim. I like Anderlecht.
>> Anonymous
USA vs Brazil, Brazil.
USA vs Argentina, USA.

You can probably guess where i'm from.
>> Anonymous
>>211284
Right on britfriend
>> HowNoTobESeen
US because Hey I'm an American, but as for the rest of the world... Probably only 30-35% of the world root for us. BTW if we when next cup (slim chance) I doubt we'll be gloating. Soccer is gaining momentum in the US, but where not that enthralled into yet. If we were, we'd be gloating over the win 1952. (yes surprisingly we won a world cup. Even I was surprised to learn this.)
>> Anonymous
>>211329
This anon clearly meant that the USA won the 1952 Viva World Cup.
>> Anonymous
>>211268

can't we all just get along?
>> HowNoTobESeen
Actually I just checked it. No reference to a cup win for the US in any Soccer org I could find. Damn news lied to my ass!
>> Anonymous
>>211339
no world cup in '52...
>> Anonymous
Eurofag here. I actually root for USA most of the time. I prefer far east or African teams more as far as underdogs go, but if they go againist teams from Europe or South America I'm usually cheering for them.
>> Kilgamayan (18-1) !2BklmILFiE
>>211248

Well, the "perennial powerhouse" opponent could be from any continent. Brazil and Argentina were just the first two countries that came to mind.
>> Anonymous
Hell, I'd rather root for Italy than for the US.
>> Anonymous
>>211654
FUCK OFF GREASBALL
>> Anonymous
>>211397
i've rooted for the african teams. since i watch the epl, i know the players on their sides. also explains why england sucks as a nat team
>> Anonymous
>>211660
also, why don't the english do uk for fifa and uefa national competitions? i figure they could get a good side between all the members of the uk. they are like states, you should just enter a side from britain, no? you are one team in the olympics, why is soccer different?
>> Anonymous
>>211661
We hate each other.
>> Anonymous
>>211662
ok, that sums it up, was thinking that as i asked the question. too bad since the combined talent would be decent
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>>211661
to say this now is pretty ironic but in general the individual UK teams are actually fairly good, and england, scotland, ireland are able to qualify, that's what i'd guess.

also england were the first to start football and if they played together with scotland they wouldn't have anyone to play against. pic related - first international ever
>> Anonymous
>>211329

probably 35%??? America would be lucky to have support from 10 percent of the world.
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>>211802

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it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

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>> Anonymous
>>211268
Jealous cunt
>> Anonymous
>>211135
we "root" for not America, get it through your heads the rest of the world doesnt like you.
>> Anonymous
>>211828
When the fuck will this be named on national anthem?
Someone go on ED and change this song to being America's National Anthem, NOW!
>> Anonymous
>>211945

Timbaland should produce it yah?
>> Anonymous
>>211945

It already is.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/America
>> Anonymous
Also, while your there check out the RMD article. Warning: it contains n00ds.
>> Anonymous
Harry Kewell is a more accomplished/skilled footballer then any American player