Hey Faggots,My name is Rex, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, slow, back-up quarterbacks who spend every second of their day holding clipboards and wasting cap space. You are everything bad in the NFL. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any touchdowns? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own interceptions, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than 18-1.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was AP National Player of the Year, and first team All American. What sports do you play, other than dryhump, mashing buttons, and "jack off to naked Shawn Johnson"? I also get 300+ yard games, and have a banging hot receiver (He just caught my 99 yard TD pass; Shit was SO deep). You are all slant-route throwing faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
It's funny because you're never getting off the bench in Chicago ever again.