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Anonymous
ITT: ESPN fags who make you RAGE!
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
in b4 korny kornheiser
>> Anonymous
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/thread
>> Anonymous
Skip Bayliss.

Fucker just needs to quite his mouth.
>> Anonymous
>>368754
>ITT: ESPN fags who make you RAGE!

everyone
>> Raider Nation
Mark "I suck Mike Shananhan's cock" Schlereth
>> Anonymous
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>>368774
I rather like Erin Andrews.

Everyone else pretty much sucks though. I guess Bob Ley is alright.
>> Anonymous
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Jim Rome
Tony Kornheiser
Chris Berman
Stephen A. Smith
Stuart Scott
Everyone on Around the Horn
Just about everyone else
>> Anonymous
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Jim rome owns your fuckin face, op. You just probably never can get through to his radio show.

On a different note, this man is an idiot.
POTROAST!
>> Anonymous
>>368783
>>368783
>>368783

Do you do ANYTHING but bitch about the Broncos? fucking faggot
>> Raider Nation
>>368794I suck Mark "I suck Mike Shananhan's cock" Schlereth's cock.

Fixed.
>> Anonymous
It's all good. At least I don't have to cheer for the abysmally bad Raiders.

I'm going to have to put my dick in your mouth now.
>> Anonymous
Doug Gottlieb
>> Anonymous
>>368791
>>368791

Jim Rome is a stupid bitch
>> Anonymous
SCREAMIN A. SMIFF
>> Anonymous
>>368754

EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM
>> Anonymous
STUART SCOTT THINKS HES ON BET WITH HIS NIGGER SLANG

CHRIS BERMAN IS A FAT SLOB WITH HIT ASS SOUND EFFECTS AND FAGGOT NICK NAMES

JAWS, HIS HEAD IS SO FAR UP THE EAGLES ASS HE CAN TASTE MCNIGGERS BREATH

KORNASSHOLE, SHOULS STAY IN THE PTI STUDIO AND DIE

JIM ROME, FAGGOT JEW WHO WOULD GET HIS SHIT PUSHED IN MY JIM EVERETT

TREY WINGO, TRIES TO FUCKING HARD SCREAMING THROUGH HIGHLITES

MIKE GOLIC AND "GREENIE" ARE CLOSET FAGGOTS

PETER GAMMONS, WIPING RED SOX JIZZ OF HIS WRINKLED CHINS

FUCK YOU ESPN
>> Anonymous
>>369082
10/10
>> Anonymous
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or "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK"
>> Anonymous
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Hello, im Chris Berman, and i love to suck giant black cock.
>> Anonymous
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hey, im a queer too!
>> Anonymous
Rome's radio show is win, its not because of Rome but more the emails and text. Too bad he is fagging it up lately with all the interviews he does now.
>> Anonymous
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The thing about Buster that makes me rage the most is guy knows his shit. He's a serious baseball analysist who's passionate about the game and doesn't say stupid shit.

BUT HE HAD TO BE CALLED FUCKING "BUSTER" DIDNT HE? NO ONE OVER THE AGE OF 12 SHOULD BE CALLED BUSTER! IT MAKES ME RAAAGE!
>> Anonymous
http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-151.htm
>> Anonymous
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Hi, I'm arguably a 7.

Also, I'll suck your cock for an exclusive.
>> Anonymous
>>369082

holy shit, you just said it

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>368788
Hey, fuck you, Tony Reali is a good friend of mine from undergrad.
>> Anonymous
>>369132
Nobody cares that you sucked Tony Reali's cock.
>> Redskinsfag
Mike Golic
Jim Rome

Both are fucking faggots that just love hearing themselves talk about stupid shit nobody cares about, especially Golic AS HE SHOUTS LIKE A FUCKING CUNT.

If those two died, ESPN would be about 1000000000000% better.
>> Anonymous
>>369133
Wow, you sure told me.

He's a good guy and seriously knows what the fuck he's talking about.
>> Anonymous
Who was that bitch who used to do ESPN news.

Everytime she did a home run highlight she would say "just a little crush"

I think she does sportscenter now, either that or she sucks cocks underneath some bridge in Brooklyn.

Ya, her
>> Anonymous
>>369137
Nobody even mentioned Tony Reali until you brought him up and nobody cares that he fucked you in your ass back in college.
>> Anonymous
tony realli is guido faggot bitch,
>> Anonymous
Linda Cohn is the only one I would safe from an inferno. I would also marry her and help her make tons of babies.

The rest can die for all I care.
>> Anonymous
>>369145
He said "everyone from around the horn."

In what way is that not mentioning Tony Reali?
>> Anonymous
Just know that Scott Van Pelt is alive and everything will be alright.
>> Anonymous
>>369147

Of all the chicks at ESPN...

LINDA COHN?!
>> Anonymous
>>369159
She's almost fifty.

I don't know what the hell he was thinking either.
>> Anonymous
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>>369159
Erin Andrews /thread
>> Anonymous
ESPN'S CHRIS MORTENSON IS REPORTING THAT BRETT FAVRE THREW A BALL TODAY
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
ITT, teenagers staying up after their bedtimes try to be cool on 4chan by saying ESPN sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>369159
>>369161
Fuck yeah, cougar that knows her hockey.
>> Anonymous
Everyone except Woody Paige, he's alright because he's senile and LOOK AT THE SCHEDUAL
>> Anonymous
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oh man. "skipbayless" asshole is on in the mornings he is the most biased reporter . he makes me rage so fucking hard. im gonna show up at his office one day
>> Anonymous
>>369174

awww is your ass hurt faggot? let me guess youre a big fan of chris bermans bullshit right? gtfo homo
>> Anonymous
scot van pelt is awesome

rachel nichols, i wana fuck her so hard.
>> Anonymous
in b4 I AM KORNHEISER! GIMME TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
>> Anonymous
Who is the only person on ESPN worse than Skip "I want to be Jay Mariotti" Bayless?

Jay Mariotti, of course.
>> Anonymous
Tim Kurkjian

I don't have any real problem with him. He just looks and sounds like a retarded frog.
>> Anonymous
Michael Kim... The rest of the assholes actually seem to belong on ESPN, but not him.
>> Heynonnynonnymous
>>369254

YOU DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE KIM! THE KIM WILL DESTROY YOUR FAMILY! HE WILL MAKE PET BOMBS IN HIS GARAGE! TO DESTROY YOUR PETS! YOU APOLIGIZE TO THE KIM!
>> Anonymous
>>369089
>>368761

*PMF PMF PMF PMF*
Best sound in all of sports talk

>>369123

Fucking cute.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Fucking cute.
>> Anonymous
>>369689
i can see why people wouldn't hit this, but i would.
>> Anonymous
>>369123
I came.
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
>>368754
How can Rome make you rage? He's just fabulous.
>> Anonymous
Trey Wingo. This fag is such a bandwagon faggot.

He knows shit about football and I have noticed on more then a few occasions him calling some players that dont normally make big plays, a rookie, just because he has never heard of them before!!

He also sucks all the the big star's cocks...I fucking hate this faggot...rageing so hard right now.
>> Anonymous
Skip Bayless
Jay Mariotti
Micheal Irvin
Bill Simmons
>> Anonymous
skip
kornheiser
mariotti
>> Anonymous
>>369689

SECONDED!
>> Anonymous
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>>369689

Definitely
>> Anonymous
Fucking love Rome however I rarely catch his tv show. When I do it is pretty much word for word a condensed version of the radio show.

The jungle in the the most entertaining sports radio out there and I just love listening to the clones always trying to push rome over the edge to get him to rage.

One day someone sent an email with some warbum smack in it and he made the mistake of reading it on the air and he raged for a good 30minutes. I was in tears laughing.
>> Anonymous
>>370011
The clones trolling Rome is almost like 4chan the radio show. Shit is so cash.
>> Anonymous
Rome is awesome, you faggots
>> Anonymous
>>369689
>>369166
>>369123

I wouldn't mind seeing a lesbian orgy sex-tape emerge with these three...
>> Anonymous
It is funny how divisive Rome is you either love him or you hate him. My boss at work who I talk sports with knows I listen to Rome religiously said he tries to listen and while there's good stuff he has to turn it off after 30minutes saying he can only handle the guy in small doses.
>> Anonymous
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I think it'd be easier to name ESPN personalities who I don't hate.

Obviously Erin Andrews
Bob Ley
Tony Reali
Michael Smith (no seriously)
Michael Wilbon (motherfucker was the only reporter in the gym when Ralph Sampson and #1 Virginia got upset by fucking Chaminade in fucking Honolulu in a gym that held around 6000 people. That's awesome)
I love Andy North with all my heart
Lisa Salters is alright
Peter Gammons is a legend, even if he is a Red Soxfag
>> Anonymous
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>>370053
and at the end Suzzy would walk over to joe namath who has been watching from a corner and gives him a kiss.
>> Anonymous
JIM ROME IS DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE. HE "TELLS IT HOW IT IS"? NO HE TELLS IT LIKE A STUPID KYKE MOTHERFUCKER WHO DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL. THE ONE TIME I MADE THE MISTAKE OF WATCHING HIS SHOW HE TALKED ABOUT HOW MUCH A GIANT CUNT EVERYONE ELSE WAS WHEN IN FACT HE IS THE GIANT CUNT AND I WISH HE WAS TORTURED TO DEATH BECAUSE HE IS A KYKE ASS PIECE OF SHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT
>> Anonymous
Jim Rome is a kyke? A you sayin a jew? I don't think he is. He is part of the xr4ti crew.
>> Anonymous
I rather like Tony Reali.

...That's pretty much it. ESPN blows hard.
>> Anonymous
>>370526
yah Tony is great he saves the afternoon on espn and is worth the entire 200k they pay him. He is kinda a rome lite though.
>>370510
die in a fire.
>> Anonymous
My issue is with Rome is

A) He's not funny
B) He offers no new incite
C) He thinks he's the greatest talk show host

Combine the three

and you get a total prick douche bag.
>> Anonymous
>>370550
signed the 2000 sports talk show host in small markets across the country imitating his style word for fucking word

He is the gold standard for sports radio and has even had a great influence on normal talk radio douche.
>> Anonymous
his radio show is very original and funny, but it does not translate well to tv.
>> Anonymous
>>371009
Popular doesn't mean GOOD.
>> Anonymous
Barry Melrose... was a god among men, even though he was a fag for New York (Honestly who the fuck would say Messier was better than Mario)

ESPN has no intergrity, and has hurt feelings because the NHL is thriving without sucking their cock.
>> Anonymous
>>371146
>NHL is thriving

Really? Where?
>> Anonymous
Their revenues have gone up every year since the lock out, and the possibility of European expansion is very real, and only the NHL has the flexibility to do it.
>> Anonymous
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introducing... the ultimate bitch
>> SSG Posted Here
>>371169
Minnesota: the one place in America where people still go to NHL games.

In all honesty, the NHL not being on ESPN is one of the main reasons this league will get raped by the recession/depression. No one gets Versus, so who the fuck can watch the games? No one.
>> Anonymous
Peter Gammons is amazing. It makes me sad that he is a Red Sox fan, but I still love him.
>> Anonymous
>>371200
Very true, but I'm at least glad NBC has started broadcasting games. Still a shame they don't do it more often, since the audience they got last season was very good.

Hopefully, they won't stick to one team the entire time (they followed my Pens around way too much doing that shit). Show off the rest of the league, some of those teams need the coverage, not a team that's sold out every game for 2 seasons.
>> Anonymous
>>370023

This is why The Jungle wins. Not for Rome hell when Mohr guest hosted he was about x1000 better than Rome.
>> Anonymous
Actually since they rely on a Canadian dollar it won't be so bad.
>> Anonymous
>>371226
Mohr was funny when he went on that manny rant, he was talking lie he was from boston...

Screw Manny, he peed on the monstah!
>> Anonymous
>>371146

>NHL is thriving

LOLWUT? In Bizzaro world maybe. I love the NHL, even I know their ratings are exposure are terrible. Not surprising, when you're shown on a Network that not many carriers have without paying extra nor know they actually have the network. VS is ASS.
>> Anonymous
>>371200
<--Nashvillian with season tickets!!!
>> Boss Hogg of tha NAUF !!WV1mHrkCO6N
>>371261
NHL's tv ratings are ass-bad but they are killing it attendance wise. big $ for teams and the league
>> Negrodamus The 9000th !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>369689
i remember her having an epic meltdown on sportscenter one night... shit was unbearable to watch
>> Anonymous
stacy dales and Scott Van Pelt are the only two who are tolerable.

the rest can burn.
>> SSG Posted Here
>>371270
But as I said before, no one is going to go to games this year. If the MLB and NFL are citing lower attendance, and the NBA is predicting the less people attending for it's league, how is it possible the least popular of the four big sports leagues won't do the same, if not to a worse extent because of it's lower popularity?

The NHL is going to get gangbanged by the recession, you mark my words.

>>371267
You are the only one who has season tickets for that team; with its "owner" going bankrupt and getting arrested, you can say bye-bye to the team; Citizens of Hamilton must be dancing around at getting a second chance at the team.

>>371417
Wat?
>> Anonymous
>>369108

Bullshit. Olney is a fucking idiot.
>> Anonymous
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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"The last thing you want from a fourth hitter is for him to be selective." - On why Ryan Howard should win MVP over Albert Pujols despite his pathetic average and horrific strikeout numbers.
>> Anonymous
>>371432
Depends on how badly Canada is affected. A disproportionately large chunk of the league's revenue is generated by the Canadian clubs, and a number of US teams are in the red as it is.

Also, Gary Bettman will never in a million years allow Nashville to move, and this comes from someone who would love nothing more than less southern teams.
>> Anonymous
john k is the man and i enjoy most everybody on around the horn except jackie mac. woody page is the funniest character in sports writing, with mariotti as a necessary evil. wilbon is pretty good. I agree rome is a douche and everybody else is marginal
>> SSG Posted Here
>>371508
I'm talking about the US teams; I didn't think about/consider the Canadian teams.

Also, it was in the news again that the guy from Canada who wants to move the Predators up to Hamilton is trying to purchase the 20% stake in the Predators that is currently up for sale, and then may try to get other minority owners to sell him more of the team. Looks like the NHL will finally leave Nashville, after ten years of no one showing up.
>> Anonymous
>>371483

this
>> Anonymous
Jim Rome is a complete dildo. From his "hurr I'm cool" goatee to his retarded slang, I can't stand the guy.

I dunno how many of you remember Kenny Mayne but that dude was funny as shit without relying on some ridiculous shtick like Jim Rome, Stephen A Smith, Skip Bayless, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>371195

John Clayton honestly might be the ugliest human being regularly on television. I'm not even trying to be mean -- he truly is hideous, especially in HD when you can really see his Itagaki-esque complexion.
>> Anonymous
>>371195

he has an annoying voice and zero personalilty. it was awful tryign to listen to him tryign to fire back at shawn salisbury back when they did that.
>> Anonymous
>>371853

Dude, Kenny Mayne is on every Sunday. He was hilarious this past week, returning to Seattle to raise the 12th man flag with his daughter.
>> Anonymous
Does /sp/ think there's a real difference between MNF Kornheiser and PTI Kornheiser?
>> Anonymous
>>371953
Too bad Shawn Salisbury showed the personality of a steak.
>> Anonymous
>>372509
Yeah the first sucks cock while the latter tosses salads.
>> Anonymous
>>372509
Yes. One is fine, one is unbearable.

PTI = Fine. Nobody watches this shit, so who fucking cares.
MNF = UNBEARABLE. Everyone watches this shit, and he's so goddamn horrible.