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micheal phelps in judo final destination
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
why doesn't he pull his fucking speedo up?
shit
>> Anonymous
why doesn't he pull it down?
fuck
>> Anonymous
he should pin those ears back while hes at it
>> Anonymous
why doesn't he pull his LZR RACER up
>> Commander Anonymous: Leader of All Anonymous !.F8o2G8We.
God damn it phelps! Stop trying to make me gay.
>> Anonymous
>>242714
Phelpsie needs braces. A nice body doesn't excuse the face of a down syndromer.
>> Anonymous
>>242714
he'd probably shave off another second by cutting off the drag from those fucking Dumbo ears.
>> Anonymous
Pretty sure he's wearing those things how he's supposed to. Keep in mind he's a feak of nature.
>> Anonymous
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This man just shit on the whole world, with water in his goggles.
>> Anonymous
>>242915
Its really not that big a deal. It IS fucking annoying though.
>> Anonymous
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>>242797
I shall make my braces out of SOLID GOLD FROM MY MEDALS you faggot. After that I'll fuck your girlfriend underwater.
>> Anonymous
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i'd hit it
>> Anonymous
>>242974
Fucker's like a PBY going across the water.
>> Anonymous
>>242940
I lol'd when he said he could've swam FASTER. Holy shit.

>>242974
You know, if he surpass the record of 8 medal in a Game, bitches would be lining up at his door, hoping that his genes can make future Olympian swimmers or some shit.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit. I just realized there is a sports board on 4chan. Oh well, back to /g/.
>> Anonymous
Whenever I see him, I think of him as a dolphin in human form. Cause that's what he is.

He's cool though.
>> Anonymous
>>242984
Why are you fagging up our faggoty MP thread?
>> Anonymous
he is one of the men of old.
one of the men of renowned.
he is a man god.
this is what you get when a man fucks a dolphin and god fucks that man dolphin hybrid.
he is an unsoppable force of nature that could only be rivaled by a cyclone.

he is. Phelps.
>> Anonymous
>>242983
>bitches would be lining up at his door, hoping that his genes can make future Olympian swimmers or some shit.

China's gonna fucking snatch him in the middle of the night or something and force him to breed with their wiminz.
>> Anonymous
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>>243010
Yes...their "16 year old" wimminz.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>243008

I'm surprised you were able to say all that with his cock in your mouth.
>> Anonymous
>>243056
typing's not hard to do when performing fellatio. you should know that.
>> Anonymous
>>243056
^ Completely in denial of his urge to take it in the butt from Phelps.
>> Anonymous
>>243065

NO YOU!!!
>> Anonymous
>>243071
in denial? dude. if phelps wanted me to be his ass slave i totally would. i would get down on my knees and suck his balls dry. then maybe i could be his medal-bunny.
>> Anonymous
>>243083
I bet his penis is solid gold.
>> Anonymous
>>243088
But if his penis was solid gold, it wouldn't fit comfortably in a speedo, wouldn't it?
>> Anonymous
>>243088
i bet he ejaculates white jade
>> Anonymous
>>243088
He nuts out sugar.
>> Anonymous
>>243089
He's Michael Phelps. He can do anything. Even break world records with a 10 pound golden penis.
>> Anonymous
I'd tap him before any of the dykes on the gymnastics team.

Bitches can't even win one gold.
>> Anonymous
This thread has made me even gayer than I already was before I started reading it.
>> Anonymous
>>242709

Yes. Oh God yes.
>> Anonymous
>>242753
huh? ... i thought EVERYBODY was gay for phelps...
>> Anonymous
im giving him my sister as a present if he gets eight medals this year
>> Anonymous
>>243178
one year for every medal?
>> Anonymous
>>243188
no one tattoo on her for every medal.
>> Anonymous
I'd give him my left nut, my right nut and my anoos for using it anyway he please.
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No chance to win an olympic medal in swimming without the use of illegal substances.
Prove me wrong...
>> Anonymous
>>243437

athletes get tested several times before and throughout the olympics...
>> Anonymous
>>243437

that looks like tylenol
>> Anonymous
>>243440
He gets rid of his pee during the swimming contest though. No evidence left.
>> Anonymous
>>243552
Maybe that's how he propels himself forward.
>> Anonymous
I heard Micheal Phelps will be competing in the Biathlon, Freestyle skiing, and Speed skating in order to win more medals.
>> Anonymous
>>243578
nah, he's going to get a gold medal for climbing a ladder
>> Anonymous
I'd bang Hilary Phelps
>> Anonymous
>>243552
That is so stupid in so many ways.
>> Anonymous
>>243597
No shit?