So last game Lovie Smith had the fucking nerve to tell me to hand the ball off to the back. I was in a good mood, I hadn't killed a hooker yet that day, so I said 'Okay you gigantic faggot, let's see if you have the moves to dazzle Sexy Raxy.'First and ten. He goes out and makes 8 yards.8 yards.8.Who the fuck makes 8 yards ON ONE FUCKING PLAY? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, SENIOR WORLD WAR II VETERAN FOOTBALL? WE DON'T NEED 8 YARD GAINS.So Lovie has the fucking nerve to tell me TO HAND IT OFF AGAIN, SO WE CAN MIX IT UP WITH PLAY ACTION PASSES.I look him in the eyes. He knows what fucking time it is. The cheerleaders look at me.They get wet. They know what time it is.Comment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.
>So last game Lovie Smith had the fucking nerve to tell me to hand the ball off to the back.The only thing Lovie asked you to do last game was hold Orton's clipboard.
Rax...I'm so...cold.
>>377657Oh that's cold you faggot. Don't be mad because I fucked your mom on the bench when I didn't feel like playing.
>I look him in the eyes. He knows what fucking time it is. >The cheerleaders look at me.>They get wet. They know what time it is.I came
Rax!
WELL WHAT TIME WAS IT?!?!?the suspense is killing me >.>
>>377685Time to unleash the motherfucking dragon.
>>377687>>377685here in /sp/ we call this bit of teamwork lulz an alley oop
>>377707WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAABOOMSHACKALACKA
>>377685THEN WHO WAS TIME??
>>377716Morris Day
Fuck Rax.My girlfriend and my mom were watching that game with me. After you did your antics they were on the next flight to Chicago. Now im here all lonley thanks alot!
You go saxy raxy
>>377720I see what you did there.
stfu, Rax. I break people's fingers, you overthrow shitty receivers.
>>377781>arod.jpg
>>377781Man fuck you. You're a fucking poser. I'll fuck you up next time we play eachother.
>>379427lol@benchfailfax
>>379428You shut the fuck up faggot, before I turn into Super Saiyan Raxy.
Any more of you fags want a piece of Raxy?
>>379433Aka Kyle Orton?
Fuck ya Rax, unleash the mother fucking dragon!!!!11
ITT: a bad attempt at making an epic thread in /sp/
SORRY RAX I GOTTA USE THE DRAGON FOR A SEC