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This man Bela Karoli is the shits. He gets every call right and is the ultimate gymnastics commentator. In Russia all the smart Russians moved to America.
>> Anonymous
and doesnt afraid of anything
>> Anonymous
too bad he was banned from the arena
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>>251896

Well, they wouldn't be very smart if they stayed, would they?

America. Fuck yeah.
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>>251905

elaborate plz? newsportsfag here.
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>>251911
From Wiki:

Bela was banned from the floor of the Beijing games for undisclosed reasons. This ban may be the cause (or effect) of his frequent insistence during the commentaries on NBC that the 2008 Chinese women's gymnastics team cheated by using athletes who did not meet the minimum age requirements.[16] He and his wife (the coach of the second place US team) stated that "They are using half-people. One of the biggest frustrations is, what arrogance. These people think we are stupid." During the broadcast of the women's all around gold medal competition, Bela was shown off camera making slanted eyes and mocking the weight and stature of the Chinese women.[17]
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>>251911
Bela was banned from the floor of the Beijing games for undisclosed reasons. This ban may be the cause (or effect) of his frequent insistence during the commentaries on NBC that the 2008 Chinese women's gymnastics team cheated by using athletes who did not meet the minimum age requirements.
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>>251918
>Bela was shown off camera making slanted eyes

lol he's a troll too
>> Anonymous
oh, is that why his wife wasn't on the floor with Nastia and Shawn tonight?

lol
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>>251918
lmao at "half-people"
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>>251918

Shits awesome. Sounds like me at home.
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>>251918

lmao this guy is great
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>>251918

Translation: He was banned for having balls and speaking the TRUTH. Anyone with a brain recognizes that some of the Chinese girls are clearly under 16.
>> Anonymous
>>251918
Bela's on the fast track to becoming the new hero of /sp/.
>> Anonymous
Frankly I'm impressed he learned English at his age. That's fairly difficult.
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>>251918
>>During the broadcast of the women's all around gold medal competition, Bela was shown off camera making slanted eyes and mocking the weight and stature of the Chinese women

This man is a god among men
>> Anonymous
>>251952

Everyone in the world speaks english automatically. You would know this if you were a true american.

Also, I'm growing a Bela mustache. I'll even become a fireman if that will speed things up.
>> Anonymous
>>251977

You sir, are a patriot.

On that note: Fuck Niggerbama and McEldery, change the Constitution for Bela '08 baby!
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>> Anonymous
anybody else see the part where they showed him watching nastia's routine? Shit was hilarious
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>>252021

word. He looked like he was fapping to her tumbling
>> Anonymous
>>252032

He was, but to the tumbling, not to her.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8-vr_ID9HE&feature=related

have you seen the video to Bela's "camp"
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>>252054
Follow deez seemple instructions and you too can grow up to be just liek me, Bela Karoli
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Bela Karolyi for president of /sp/!
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>>252021
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heobeMPrEZU

Old school reaction of Bela from 00:47-1:08

also...it sounds like it is being announced by Costas, christ how old is he?
>> Anonymous
didn't have had sex with one of the gymnasts back then?
>> Anonymous
>>252096
costas is timeless
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A good deal of his ex-players absolutely hate Karolyi for working them so hard and throwing them out after reaching a certain age.
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>>252101

And this makes him less of a badass...how?
>> Anonymous
Eh, he's good, but not a god. He & his wife are just as bad as the Chinese are, their only problem is that they can't do the same.
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>>252054
>In America, Károlyi's training methods have been roundly criticized. Some of his former athletes, including Kristie Phillips and Erica Stokes, have stated publicly that Károlyi was verbally and psychologically abusive during workouts. In one interview, Dominique Moceanu, one of Károlyi's final proteges, noted: "I'm sure Bela saw injuries, but if you were injured, Bela didn't want to see it
This is why he's awesome
>> Anonymous
The little dances the girls do on the floor and the beam are really stupid, why can't it just be straight flips 'n' shit like the men?
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>>252136
That's no different from the Chinese training camps, but /sp/'s a moral crusader when it comes to them.
>> Anonymous
It pretty much means Bela and his wife are no better than their chinese counterparts, what with all the complaints from their former students about all the abuse they handed out. Nobody cares though because he's a goofy romanian with a big mustache.
>> Anonymous
>>252137
Because it's awesome?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86lXwwHzHsM
>> Anonymous
look, if the chinese running the lab--sport camps were comical stereotypes we wouldn't give a shit
>> Anonymous
>>252159

Yeah dude, I want to see the Russian men do some of those crazy Russian dances in there and shit. That'd be tight. Way better than what they do now, which is just sort of step with straight legs and stick an arm in one direction for a second.
>> Anonymous
>>252163

I dunno, I watched Hogan's Heroes and the Nazis, while not detestable, still weren't exactly lovable like Bela is. Then again they didn't get super-excited and start pushing Hitler around whenever a guard successfully completed his patrol without falling down.
>> Anonymous
He has my vote for Prez.

Also, there is one way to settle the age of the chinese girls. OK, let's assume they're 16. That means two years from now, they will be 18. So, I propose that the best looking among us go to china and seduce one or all of them, bring them back here. Then, in two years, nail them with extreme prejudice. If Anon gets thrown in prison for statutory, then they were under 16 when they performed in 2008, and we'd get the gold medals by default.

Anon would have to take one for the team, though. Most likely, it will be taken in the ass.

Any volunteers?
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>>252244
I guess not. I can't say that i blame anyone. You know, deflowering a chinese idol would probably lead to a harsh cell in a chinese prison.
>> Anonymous
>>252276
Plus, they wouldn't move as you fucked one
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>>252281
They might die if you fuck them, they aren't use to the size, saying alot since everyone on 4chan is >6 inches.
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>>252286
22+12 = 5 to 10
>> Anonymous
Jesus christ, you guys DO realize that he's the former coach of the US Womens Gymnastics team right?!

He's not some random commentator we grabbed off the streets.
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>>252299
Also, underage b& for anyone who doesn't know this.
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>>252299
what would lead you to believe that anyone didn't know that?
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>>252305
Well no one seemed to acknowledge this minute fact.
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>>252308
I think everyone assumed that it didn't need to be acknowledge... since everyone knows that
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>>252308
It was mentioned...on like Tuesday.
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>>252299
Doesn't mean he knows didily shit. He obviously doesn't.

Man is a partisan hack, like all the rest of the "professional" Amerikkkan media.
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>>252299
I wasn't aware of that until someone posted the picture of him carrying off that girl who competed the broken foot.
I just thought he was Russian and all Russians are experts at gymnastics
>> Anonymous
hahahah who just saw him go insane and the other commentator looked very scared and told him to stfu
>> Anonymous
so.. why are the all-around events held BEFORE the individual events?
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>>252404

8.485 Difficulty
7.515 Execution

Nice, a smooth 16. Could we have a troll medal winner on our hands? Or can someone top?