Soccer fucking sucks.Pic unrelated.
>>290271What the fuck IS that pic related to?
>>290283It's related to AWESOMENESS.
the only thing good about soccer is that it shows that europeans are uncivilized fucks.
What's "soccer"? Do you mean football, the game that everyone understands but Americans?
>>290308I guess thats why we win fifa all the time.
>>290308the only football we know is played with a pigskin go play your bitch game in your bitch ass country.
>>290308Actually, by "soccer", we mean a terrible excuse for a sport, full of boredom, drama, and drunken rioting, that Euros try to call "the beautiful game" because they don't have anything better.
DID YOU KNOW:Both Football (soccer) and Football (american football) start the game with a kick by a foot?Both games use feet to start the game, both are called football.
>>290312Oh we still use pig bladders to cover a football? I thought we used leather.
Am. football shows that the Americans don;t know that pillow pads are no longer fashionable. ps.denis penis
>>290315I like to play jumpball.
>>290308We understand it. Twentytwo homosexual Euros so full of themselves that they refer to themselves with one name AT ALL TIMES run up and down a field and collapse in faux agony whenever someone touches them.
OK. Let's get down to why Americans love to hate Football.It's not because as they claim it's for pussies. There are plenty of non-contact sports out there. I don't see Americans dissing Tennis (currently dominated by Europeans too) because the players don't fling themselves across the net at each other.It's all about envy.Envy that Football, something so distinctly un-American, is the most popular sport in the world.Alongside anger that when someone says Football, they are more likely to mean what Americans call Soccer than American Football.Americans are just jealous and angry that none of the sports they have managed to create, enjoys more support and passion than Football.
Rugby and Aussie rules football are superior to both of these lame ass sports.
>>290331Or it could be that soccer is boring and full of the worst fans in all of sport.
>>290318yeah we don't use pigskin anymore but i was just helping the ignorants get into the history of real football not that girly excuse for a game.>>290319let me put it in terms your european brain will understand. football is not rugby, ppl have died from injuries sustained while playing without proper padding.
>>290331If by "envy and jealousy" you mean "apathy" (srsly, we don't care until you fags bring it up) and by "support and passion" you mean "riots, violence, racism, and drunkenness", then yes.
>>290331Because it's boring. The same reason a LOT of people don't like baseball.Honestly, judging by MY high school I would say that soccer was more popular than baseball. And I have more than a few college friends that follow soccer. Just because it doesn't get the mainstream television time doesn't mean no Americans like it.
>>290331Protip: Americans don't give a fuck what the rest of the world calls things. That's why it's Soccer, not Football. It's much like the people around the world can't respect the name we use for a sport, and must add the "American" label to it.We're not crying cuz you call it American Football. We're surprised you give a damn, since all you can ever say is nobody cares about the USA. How about sticking to that mantra, until we end up bombing your shit country, wherever it is.
>>290348High school is not a good judge on things. Soccer played on any level can look competitive, but baseball without good athletes looks little more than fucking teeball.Comparing the two at a level when baseball just isn't the same and soccer pretty much IS, doesn't work.
>>290337Have you ever watched a rugby match? It's one of the most violent sports in the world. It's also constant, no 30 second breaks every 15 seconds like American football. Hardly any pads. I remember hearing about why they wear the ear cups or duck tape wrapped around the head is to prevent their ears from being torn off.Also, I am an American.
>>290351All I said was that soccer was more popular at my high school.
I would rather watch soccer than baseball... if I had to pick one.
That's a Football fan (maybe I should say soccer so that I'll make you understand). Look at this-you'll neva see it in your country. Lot's of compassion!
>>290357thumbnails of hookers, must be a first around the world.
ITT Eurofags continue to show their ignorance of America's diversity
>>290352rugby can be violent yes, i've seen a few matches but its not something i'll be watching at all, but it does not take a trained eye to discern which game is more dangerous and that's why you need padding in a football game. if rugby players don't need padding at all is a testament to the fact that it is not nearly as dangerous as football.
Soccer indeed fucking sucks, but at least it is not like American Football, which is a faggy sport played by only one country in the world
>>290360As an American, I'd say what goes around, comes around. Many Americans use only cliches and stereotypes when talking about Europe, so they should they act differently? The best thing would be if /sp/ dropped all the ignorant nationalist and racist posturing and actually talked sports...like that will happen.
>>2903610/10
If amerifags were good at Soccer, it would be the greatest sport in the world. OTOH, the same goes for eurofags and American Footbal. The whole argument is pure faggottry.
>>290366We're supposed to stop posturing, while the games that pit nation against nation are ongoing? Who the fuck are you, the goddamn UN?
>>290372There's just too much of it. Of course there's going to be some nationalism with the Olympics, but that's all it is. People trying to say an entire country sucks just because one of their athletes lost. And of course, /sp/'s KKK chapter is alive and well.
>>290372obvious american is obvious
>>290376It's the internet, what do you expect?
WOW, so you want to throw bombs on my country for the sake of naming Amerivan football just football...isn't it terrorism? It would also be the first case when a NATO member did it to another NATO member. Hey, as far as I can remember somebody called football a sport having violent fans, but it's you who used such an argument. The word football had been first ascribed to what you later called soccer, soccer is your local name and get over it. You better not try to enrage a drunk football fanatic. It's also fifa (and uefa) which use the PROPER name.
Our "soccer"/football players get paid 10 times more than your football players
>>290380I don't expect anything different. It's just annoying, is all I'm saying.
OP, you are a beautiful troll. Seriously. Thanks for the laughs this thread created.
Ask yourself who started showing no respect for our diversity?
>>290386omg, annoying you? i completely apologize for annoying you mr serious 4chan reader. i didn't mean to ruin your 4chan experience. ultimately it is up to us, the posters to make sure everyone is cared for on this website. you hear that people, clean up your acts!
>>290389see>>290274
>>290383You must be new around here.
>>290341>srsly, we don't care until you fags bring it upAmericans start the argument in /sp/ far more than the other way round. Yeah, you'll respond like "HAHAHAHA OH GOD YEAH RIGHT" but it's very true.
>>290395meet>>290274
>>290397meet>>290271
>>290399Making fun of a SPORT is the same thing as making fun of a COUNTRY or group of them?SPORT = COUNTRY?You are retarded.
People like to say padball this, rugby is more dangerous that. That's bullshit.Football has been played without padding before. When the game was first gaining popularity, they didn't wear full pads only a helmet, and even that was optional. Know what the outdome was? They almost banned it for the brutal injuries and deaths that would occur from playing it.The argument, "oh they dont wear pads so it must be tougher" hold no water. If this were the case, Rugby would be outlawed because of the horrible injuries and deaths that you would hear about on a frequent basis.Football > Rugby > Wet Noodle Fight > Soccer
>>290400It's obvious the OP was American. Fuck you.
>>290418Yeah, we always fucking hear about how NFL would be if it didn't have padding. Fact is it does, so rugby is tougher. And anyway, the whole argument is bullshit anyway, because no soccer fans like it because they think it's tough.
>>290429Yes, we know he was American, since he called it SOCCER. Talking about a sport that we even play here doesn't mean he's bashing every country that plays it you fucking moron. 2nd post was the first talk of anti-country shit.You are seriously fucking retarded.
>>290436there would be not football if ppl were not able to wear pads. a judiciary committee would've outlawed the game a long time ago...
We have something comparable, actually- it's handball. I luv it 10 times more than basketball.
>>290429And? Wanting to make ad hominem attacks are we?
>>290448Yes, OK, I won't argue that. But the fact NFL uses pads makes rugby tougher.
>>290452You said basketball sucks, that's a direct attack on american ideals.
In Europe we say Football you know because you kick a ball with your foot
>>290454so therefore it was an american starting the argument.
>>290462apples vs. orangeswhich one is tougher /sp/
>>290467Argument about a SPORT, not COUNTRIES. Seriously, you are a fucking retard. I wish I could meet your mother so I could rip out her uterus, make sure she never produces another shitstain like youself.
>>290474Yeah, I totally said "Americans start the argument about countries more"... oh wait, I didn't. Shush, cunt.
I agree-foot+ball, the ball is played with the use of your feet all the match. And which of the two balls looks more like a ball, not an egg?
/sp/ is /v/ with sports
>>290470Apples are... they are more dense.
>>290481I'd love to see a statistical analysis of this statement. Until then, kindly shut the fuck up fag.
Eurofag here, soccer sucks.
>>290492>U HAV NO PROOF!fixed that for ya
Amerifag here, padball sucks
>>290500Broad sweeping generalizations, yes, those are always believable.
When I was little I thought that football is stupid and makes no sense, but when I grew up I watched my first FIFA World Cup. Two days later I lost my eyeballs. Have you seen them? Please, donate: 8743258-934524-38429478-23479
>>290501either gay or an immigrant so doesn't count.
amerifagshandegg sucks
>>290502Well at least you're not using the old "they're all actually Europeans pretending to be Americans" one. What do you want me to do? Keep a fucking record of every time a soccer thread gets "soccer sucks, sage" posted in it? Or keep a record of every thread bashing soccer and compare it to how many anti-America threads get made? I know it's true, I don't care if you don't think it is.
Europeans always start shit more. I know I'm right and I don't need to back this up myself.
>>290523I don't actually give a shit if that's what you wanna think.
>>290523cos backing something like that up on an imageboard where threads usually last less than two days is easy, amirite?
eurofag here will it be difficult to stick a soccer ball in my ass?
>>290452OP here. Handball is awesome.
Yanks on /sp/ sure do talk a lot about a sport in which they supposedly hate.Maybe if you hate Football you should... ignore it? That's what the rest of the world does with American sports. No one cares if the US LIKES Football, but you're going to have to accept it's dominance one of these days. Otherwise you just look like whiny pussies. I really didn't even have a negative opinion of Americans until I came to /sp/, it's like a river of American tears in here. BAAAWWW SOCCER SUCKS BAAAWWW THEY THEY'RE MAKING SOCCER THREADS BAAAWWWW RONALDOGET BAAAAAWWWWW
>>290609Touche. /sp/ is what led me to hate Europe, what with all the BAWWWWWWW FATBALL BAWWWWWWWW AMERIKKKA BAWWWWWWWW RUGBY IS TOUGHER
>>290466In Europe we say Stickpuck you know because you hit a puck with a stick
>>290466In Europe we say Raquetnetball you know because you hit a ball with your raquet over a net
>>290615If you go through any of the American sports threads you'll find none of them get trolled... we don't really care enough to hate them. Watch whatever you want, doesn't bother us.But has there ever been a Football thread that didn't get trolled on /sp/? I doubt it. That's the point. If you Americans want to come off looking like you don't care about "soccer"... you're failing. Hard.
>>290640>If you go through any of the American sports threads you'll find none of them get trolled...0/10
>>290640>If you go through any of the American sports threads you'll find none of them get trolledYou made me rage. Congrats.
>>290647>>290644I meant by Europeans obviously. Christ.
>>290668-10/10
>>290271OP, 10 of fucking 10. The simplest way really is the best way
do they have hobbies in england?
>>290785trolling themselves on tha internetz
>>290466In Europe we say Kickball you know because you kick a ball with your foot
QUIT NAGGING ALL YOU FAGGOTS!What if a football player plays soccer and a soccer player plays football?who would last?
from now on, euro versus american threads get catsits the only way
>>291037Didn't Nike do a commercial about that?
>>291069I think that was Michael Jordan vs. Mia Hamm.
its the only way
C...Caturday? Is that you?