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Anonymous
MY WORK HERE IS DONE
>> Anonymous
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WHEN IM NEEDED AGAIN.
I SHALL RETURN
>> Anonymous
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Where will you go now, my friend?
>> Anonymous
>>439683

to the seventh layer of hell, where he belongs.
>> Anonymous
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REMEMBER.

IM WATCHING YOU
>> Anonymous
ITT: Same Phillyfag masturbates to ugly baseball players.
>> Anonymous
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Philadelphia will remember you forever.
>> Anonymous
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WHAT YOU SAY
>> Anonymous
The Matt Stairs "meme" is overplayed as fuck. I'm a Phillyfag and even I see it. The dude didn't do shit in the World Series. Let's move on.
>> Anonymous
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Oh hey Matt, didn't see you leaving, maybe one day, we will meet again. I shall wait.
>> Anonymous
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You're welcome Philly.
>> Anonymous
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LET ME JUST HIT SOME HOMERS AS A DISTRACTION


KABOOM
>> Anonymous
God bless you, Matt.
>> Anonymous
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>>439793


WHOAH! WTF WAS THAT?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>439682

And with that, Stairs hits a homer and rides the ball to a far away land.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>439793
That gut could bounce cannonballs.
>> Anonymous
Drink Beer
Arrive
Drink Beer
Hit Homers
Kill Hookers
Drink Beer
Go Home
Drink Beer.
>> Anonymous
>>439846
I lol'd thinking about this.
>> Anonymous
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CAN SOMEONE PLAY THAT PIANO TUNE THEY PLAY AT THE END OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK AS I WALK INTO THE SUNSET...


THANKS, BYE
>> Anonymous
now that this shit sport is over we can focus on real sports
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUWgE0EVQ9c&feature=related
>> Anonymous
>>439846
rofl
>> Anonymous
Archive this
>> Anonymous
Ironic that a former jay helps the phillies win the world series.
>> Anonymous
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>>439682
Its so sad...don't go Stairs....will we ever see you again?
>> Anonymous
>>439907

Good night sweet prince.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7cDJ41PkDw
>> Anonymous
God speed you valiant warrior.
>> Anonymous
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you did your work now come hooome!
>> Anonymous
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nevar forget
>> Anonymous
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Fuck that, I'm taking over this thread.
>> Anonymous
I MUST GO NOW, MY PLANET NEEDS ME.
>> Anonymous
>>440383
R.I.P Poochie.
>> Anonymous
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>>440383

Don't worry /sp/ ... I'll be... right... here *points to heart*
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
You can pass out now, Philly. Nobody cared about Matt Stairs then and nobody cares now.
>> Anonymous
>>440266
OH WOW

lol
>> Anonymous
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>>439670
>> Anonymous
that is one sexy man, and now he has a sexy ring.
>> Anonymous
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I guess the team is seeing him off.
>> Anonymous
>In other news, Matt Stairs will also go down as the first in MLB history to hit multiple HR's for another player in the world series. In addition to 2 Ryan Howard's blasts sources tell ESPN that an undisclosed 3rd home run was also the work of Stairs. It is still unclear exactly how the journeyman slugger accomplished such a feat, but given that it was Matt Stairs, it really wasn't that surprising.
>> Anonymous
>>440708
It's fine to say Matt Stairs was useless in the WS.
>> Anonymous
>>440716
0/10
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJwoNSLRwg

ASS HAMMERED
>> Anonymous
>>440718
Your rating hurts Matt Stairs and his greatness. I mean he did so much it was unbelievable. How many times did he strike out again?
>> Anonymous
"Feels good to get your ass hammered by the guys in the dugout"
>> Anonymous
http://watch.tsn.ca/mlb/clip107546#clip107546

1-on-1
>> Chocolate Hitler !!WCFvcOo5Pka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H45sExiPq3E&feature=related
>> Anonymous
The rain was God's tears when Matt Stairs hit a homerun
>> Anonymous
>>440724
His presence on-deck made Evan Longoria so scared that he threw the ball into the stands.