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Anonymous
Sup avsfags, ready to lose again?
>> Anonymous
Said it in the other thread. The avalanche will win tonight.
>> Anonymous
>>84183
ready to lose four straight?
>> Anonymous
>>84191
Without Forsberg or Hannan? And with Theo?

OH LOL
>> Anonymous
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>>84191
I think you forgot this
>> Anonymous
>>84193
hahaha theo is in net? awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>84193
You act like they're huge for them, and that the avs never played without them before...
>> Anonymous
>>84199
yep those first two games of the series they played without em sure went reeeeeaaaal well.
>> Anonymous
>>84199
You're very, very right. Theodore has been the antithesis of 'huge' for the Avs.
>> Anonymous
>>84200
Or you know....the entire season...
>> Anonymous
>>84203
I guess 6th seed is ok, but they also got swept during the regular season by the wings.

And as im sure you know, playoff hockey is completely different than the regular season.
>> Anonymous
>>84210
>I guess 6th seed is ok, but they also got swept during the regular season by the wings.

>And as im sure you know, playoff hockey is completely different than the regular season.

RIGHT, NOT LIKE THAT TREND IS CLEARLY CARRYING OVER INTO THE PLAYOFFS OR ANYTHING SILLY LIKE THAT
>> Anonymous
ryan smyth is out too lololololol
>> Anonymous
>>84223
This game will just be a 60-minute sweep coronation ceremony.
>> Anonymous
why don't the avs just forfeit? it's seriously a big waste of time to even be playing against the avs
>> Anonymous
Just incase anyone doesnt know, you can catch the game on:
http://www.hockeywebcasts.com/
>> Anonymous
CONFIRMED: THEODORE IS IN NET! AGAIN!
>> Anonymous
>>84303
slowpoke.jpg
>> Anonymous
The Aves are done for. Plus, the Wings and the Stars would be a much more exciting matchup in the Western Conference Finals.
>> Anonymous
Huh, so Hannan's in after all? O well lol
>> Anonymous
lmao, oh Theo...
>> Anonymous
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IT STARTS
>> Anonymous
Wasn't quite the Statue of Liberty but a great embarassment goal nonetheless
>> Anonymous
Fuck. Shitty shitty penalty
>> Anonymous
>>84335
worst ones always come to bite you in the ass, whether its a shitty call or being fucktarded and having too many men on the ice.
>> Anonymous
>>84335
Seriously, what the fuck was that
>> Anonymous
NHL conspiracy by that filthy jew Bettman so NBC has something to broadcast this weekend.
>> Anonymous
Bettman is trying to hoard jewgolds.
>> Anonymous
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Yeehaw
>> Anonymous
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i love the feeling you get during a 2 on 1 when you know the goalie is just fucked
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH, MULE!

Shit, two identical plays in a row.
>> Anonymous
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god i want to have franzen's children.
>> Anonymous
/game
>> Anonymous
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How do I play posts?
>> Anonymous
2nd period, Sakic plays like a bat out of hell.
>> Anonymous
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>>84371
Don't ask me, lol
>> Anonymous
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
FRANZEN FOR CONN SMYTHE
>> Anonymous
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I like franzenstein more than mule. Either way he's becoming a serious, serious candidate for a spot on my unnumbered jersey
>> Anonymous
Its over GO WINGS

I am really expecting a Penguin/Wings Final
>> Anonymous
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>>84381

I like Franzenmule
>> Anonymous
Commentary guys on TSN saying that long overtimes are 'horrendous'. Fuck them, marathon overtimes are the best thing about playoff hockey.
>> Anonymous
>>84385

>I am really expecting a Flyers/Wings Final

fix't
>> Anonymous
>>84387

Amen to that. Shit that 5OT between the Flyers and the Pens was AMAZING.
>> Anonymous
>>84389
Oddly enough, I just watched the end of that again on youtube. What a shot from Primeau
>> Anonymous
>>84387

since you mentioned it, and this is a wings thread, remember the 3OT yzerman blueliner?
>> Anonymous
wow avs control yourself, this isnt even a game anymore
>> Anonymous
HANK
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ZETTERBERG FUCK YEAH. lindstrom kicked ass too.
>> Anonymous
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ZETTERBERG!

Mmm, it's Game 2 all over again
>> Anonymous
Holy shit lol
>> Anonymous
WHAT A GOAL BY HANK
>> Anonymous
They need to put Foote in nets. He's blocking more shots than anyone.
>> Anonymous
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ZETTERBERG FUCK YEAH!
JESUS CHRIST ITS A RED WING LEAVE THE GAME NOW
>> Anonymous
HAIL MARY GOAL BY ZATTA
>> Anonymous
GET READY TO THROW YOUR HATS FOR HANKS TRICK
>> Anonymous
SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP!
>> Anonymous
that was a sweet goal that girl made on that esurance commercial
>> Anonymous
WHERE HAST THOU GONE, AVSFAGGOTS?!
>> Anonymous
>>84373

>2nd period, Zetterberg plays like a bat out of hell.

amirite
>> Anonymous
>>84422
>that was a sweet tent that girl on that esurance commercial pitched in my pants

fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>84426
right here:
>>84422
>> Anonymous
who's doing better for us this series: The Mule, Ozzie, or Theodore?
>> Anonymous
>>84437
Gotta say the mule. He has had how many games in a row with a goal? Osgood...well he is doing pretty good but he still let in a good amount of goals.
>> Anonymous
FEED THE MULE!
>> Anonymous
Why not a shorty too
>> Anonymous
>>84440
i rest my case.
>> Anonymous
Hell yeah, Franzen.
>> Anonymous
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE
>> Anonymous
Well, I'm gonna go find a balcony to jump off of. Have a nice night, /sp/.
>> Anonymous
SO MUCH RAPE
>> Anonymous
WHO IS GONNA GET THE HAT TRICK?

franzen? zetterberg? BOTH? ahahahahaha
>> Anonymous
>>84437

well the mule has been quite a surprise suddenly and has helped us alot this series, and osgood did let a few more in but cameup big in the clutch for the odd man rush, but Theodore has been a gift from heaven to us, letting in all those goals and pretty much giving the game to us
>> Anonymous
>>84448
I hope Mule. Two hat tricks in the same series? Fucking furgeddaboudit
>> Anonymous
I thought 3-1 was bad. Went to watch Seinfeld during the intermission, turned it back and HOLY FUCK RAEP
>> Anonymous
>>84451

>series
>> Anonymous
>>84448

at this rate, I'm going with both
>> Anonymous
>>84455
Mule had a hat trick in Game 2
>> Anonymous
WE ARE TOYING WITH THEM
>> Anonymous
>>84452
I FUCKING CALLED IT
>> Anonymous
MUUUUUUULE
>> Anonymous
MULE IS RAPING MY FANTASY POOL! YES!

That does it, Franzenstein has EARNED his name on my blank jersey.
>> Anonymous
Wow, this is bad, poor Avs getting beat like a red headed step child. :(
>> Anonymous
fuck yeah !
>> Anonymous
I haven't seen a team get raped this badly in a looooooong time.
>> Anonymous
>>84468
CB wishes the Pittsburgh Crosbies could rape a team this completely
>> Anonymous
>>84468

2002, Detroit beat Colorado, Game 7, with Patrick Roy in net, 7-0, Hasek getting the shutout
>> Anonymous
>>84470
6 years ago is a pretty fucking long time.
>> Anonymous
WHERE'S MY BROOM!?!?!?!?!?!
>> Anonymous
>>84448
so thats franzen for the first one. start feeding zetterberg the puck.
>> Anonymous
9 goals in 4 playoff games. Franzen beat a Gordie Howe record.

Wow.
>> Anonymous
>>84476
that settles it. im getting a franzen jersey.
>> Anonymous
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LET THEM PLAY
>> Anonymous
>>84476

plus he's the fastest ever to reach 10 goals in the playoffs. they showed second was Jagr I think
>> Anonymous
>>84477
I decided that after his last goal. Two hat tricks in three games.

The amazing thing is that his contract has him for like 1.5 mil. next season. If he keeps this up he's going to be the best bargain in the NHL.
>> Anonymous
THE AVALANCHE WILL WIN I TELL YOU
>> Anonymous
>>84478
Personally, this is when South Park jumped the shark. The last five minutes of that episode was the greastest/most hilarious thing I've seen on SP.
>> Anonymous
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>>84481
WRONG!
>> Anonymous
>>84482

He's not getting better, but he's not getting any worse either. It's almost like...the cancer is tied.
>> Anonymous
>>84486
Fuck it, the moment this game is over I'm watching that episode again.
>> Anonymous
>>84488
yeah, but robot chicken is on

then AQUATEENs
>> Anonymous
>>84496
Any Red-Wings-themed skits in those?
>> Anonymous
>>84496
god invented dvr for a reason.
>> Anonymous
>>84488
episodes not very different from what you're watching now, except the kids do a little better
>> Anonymous
>>84499
lmao, will Mule and Zetts kiss after they win?
>> Anonymous
>>84501
they should mate and see what kind of hockey god they create together.
>> Anonymous
I guess it's the night for the swedes
>> Anonymous
OH, LOL
SAMMY
>> Anonymous
>>84506
swedes kick ass at hockey.
>> Anonymous
Hahaha, what rivalry? 8-1, Samuelsson's 2nd...
>> Anonymous
how was that a high stick? if anything that shoulda been tripping
>> Anonymous
OH NO 5 ON 3 AVS CAN COME BACK LOLOLOL
>> Anonymous
They're trying to give Colorado a chance now
>> Anonymous
THE COMEBACK STARTS
>> Anonymous
lol the fans are freaking out after that goal. even the commentator was like "THEY SCOOOOOORE!"
>> Anonymous
It took a mercy penalty from the refs to give them a goal... lol.
>> Anonymous
OH MY GOD IS THIS THE START OF THE COMEBACK!?!?!
>> Anonymous
>>84516
maybe if you have a 2 man advantage the rest of the game....
>> Anonymous
OSGOOD SAYS "NO! TWO IS FAR ENOUGH!"
>> Anonymous
>>84518

*Cue Forsberg and Jesus to come out of the locker room*
>> Anonymous
>>84520
still wouldnt be enough.
>> Anonymous
>>84518
Franzen would score another two goals
>> Anonymous
open net and the avs still couldn't score. fail
>> Anonymous
Lol is Osgood just mocking the Avs?
>> Anonymous
>>84527
I like to think so
>> Anonymous
>>84528

Osgood should play D at the blue line, shouldn't really matter.
>> Anonymous
Osgood to center ice.
>> Anonymous
>>84532
he should just suit up in regular gear and play straight up 6th man
>> Anonymous
plz pull the goalie, Q
>> Anonymous
gg
>> Anonymous
>>84527
Ohhh he is, he just let that puck sit in front of him for like 10 seconds before he thought to himself, "maybe I should do something."
>> Anonymous
What was that about Avs in 6? Jesus that'll be on the highlight reels for this years playoffs.

Enjoy golfing.
>> Anonymous
THE SLAUGHTER IS FINISHED
>> Anonymous
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Two can play the sweep game, Pittsburgh!
>> Anonymous
Franzen outscored the ENTIRE COLORADO TEAM
>> Anonymous
Jesus christ, VS are idiots. Apparantly they asked Franzen about 'the squid' when they interviewed him after the game.
>> Anonymous
so. Who do you want next? san jose or dallas?
>> Anonymous
>>84548
they kept bawwwing about how injured colorado was avery fucking 15 seconds.
>> Anonymous
>>84549
given SJ's uninspired play, the Sharks. But it's unlikely to say the least, so we'll take the Stars when they're ready to move on. They've had their fun with Anaheim and SJ but the line is drawn at Hockeytown.
>> Anonymous
>>84552
I'm hoping they finish it up next game. We get an extra day or two for rest, but not so much we get complacent. They really are a well oiled machine right now.
>> Anonymous
>>84550
"they kept bawwwing about how injured colorado was avery fucking 15 seconds."

i saw what you did there
but he is out for season
>> Anonymous
1. Avs got raped!
2. Stars are next (barring incredible rape by Sharks)
3. WHY THE FUCK IS /b/ DOWN?
>> Anonymous
>>84634
/b/, i noticed also, confusion ensues