ITT: Sports that the USA dominates other than fifa (we fucking won fifa, get over it restofworldfags)
all the sports that matter/thread
TWO FLAGS ON THE FRONT PAGE AMERICA
ITT: sports only Americans care about
>>149627WE WON FIFA MOTHERFUCKER, GO BE JEALOUS IN YOUR SHIT COUNTRY
ITT: US WON FIFA finally becomes not at all funny
>>149647AND THE JEALOUS EUROFAGS TRY TO JOKE ABOUT TEAM USA DOMINATING THE WORLDREADY TO WATCH US WIN YOUR PRECIOUS WORLD CUP IN 2010?OH YEAH WE WILL, WE'RE TAKING OVERTHE BEST PLAYERS IN YOUR EPL WILL BE TRYING LIKE FUCK TO GET TO PLAY IN THE MLSDAVID BECKHAM IS THE ONLY ONE THAT REALLY GETS IT, THATS WHY HE CAME OVER AHEAD OF THE EPIC VICTORY
Not enough American flags I'm thinking about adding another.Did America qualify for the World Cup by winning Fifa?
>>149679we should havebut we have to destroy moar third world countries before we qualifybut unlike england, we'll be in the final tourney
Every sport but soccer, Rugby, Cricket, and tennisIn other words- Every sport that is fun to watch
USA won FIFA is the best troll in the history of trolls. In b4 hitler
>Did America qualify for the World Cup by winning Fifa?All I know is AMERICA gets a lifetime pass to the world cup.
Are Americans the best trolls, or are Eurofags just the easiest to troll
Throwball, that's all.
>>149705Silly, it's called soccer. Not throwball. Only the goalie throws it.
Football, Baseball, Soccer, all the Olympics, Space travel, eating food, science, education, movies, music, technology, medicine, pharmacology, drinking, weed smoking, coke blowing, man the list is endless
>>149712I'm sorry I confused you, I meant the sport you niggers call American Football.
>>149737Oh that's just called football you don't have to put the American in front of it. I've never heard of throwball, is it another one of those funny European sports nobody understands or likes?
The one true sport.
>>149748Is that throwball?
Cry harder, Eurofags. We can't hear you from up here.
>>149744yeah, it's like cricket or snooker
>>149754Poorer AND genetically inferior? Damn Europe has it rough.
>>149744I think its the one that looks like baseball, but has funny bats and sticks for bases and takes a week to play and can still end in ties. Indians and Jamaicans play it all the time.
>>149759YEAH, IT'S BASEBALL FOR RETARDS AND SANDNIGGERS
>>149754Your credit crunch and experts talk of US recession beg to differ. That map is 6 years out of date by the way.Oh and the USA didn't win FIFA. Your just a pathetic troll who doesn't understand that a tie does not equal a win unless your team is absolute shite. Wow, I guess you do know how good America is at football then.
>>149791Troll'd
>>149791>BAWWWWWWWWWBUTTHURT MOAR EUROFAG, USA WON FIFA GET OVER IT.
fuck you faggots the USA pwns and you just won't admit it
>>149791Its alright, your education system isn't as good as ours. A capitalist economy has ups and downs, with a trend going up over all, we also had a recession in 2001.The US is number 5 in the world, after Norway, Luxembourg, Brunei and Singapore. Norway's the only country that would be visible on a world map.
>>149864YOU ARE MISTAKENUSA WON FUCKING FIFA SUNDAY NIGHTENJOY YOUR FAILFEST THAT IS EURO2008WINNER REMEMBER THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO PLAY TEAM USA!
USA is full of fairweather faggots. Last week they were proudly proclaiming that they thought soccer was a shitty sport in the first place.
>>150956be more newfag
>>150956haha, oh wow
>>150958If I know what /sp/ amerifags' long, long, loooooooongstanding opinions of soccer are, wouldn't that conclude that I'm not a newfag?Sorry I called you faggots out on your laughably blatant hypocricy.
>>150956bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat did your fail country win?yeah, the "grand watching euro2008 circlejerk" does not count
>>150956You'd best be trolling Euro
>>150960Newfag is new.
>>150962calling it 'soccer' would conclude that I'm not in fact a Eurofag.learn2logic
>>150960BAWWWWWWWWW MY COUNTRY IS SHITTY AND I WISH I WAS AMERICAN. BAWWWWWWWsucks for you.
>>150969Amerifag. Try again.
>>150971USA! USA! USA!Soccer still sucks but it is cool that we won the fifa cup
>>150971Btw you are a huge newfag because you do not understand any of the chans humor yet. You'll get it one day.
>>150973>Soccer still sucksAnd so we reach the core of my thesis. The States winning at soccer dosen't stop it from sucking donkey cock. There's absolutely nothing about them winning that's worth bragging about. Oh yay, we lead the pack at a shitty, slow-paced, dive-crazy excuse of a game. If anything I'm ashamed.
>>150979Well it pisses eurofags off so thats worth something
>>150980They're ALWAYS pissed off about something, we hardly need to dabble into soccer to do it. Fuck, just bring up WWII or something. There, you've pissed off Europe in all of two seconds instead of 90 excruciatingly slow minutes. Hell, it even has infinted rage-replay value.
>>150984But there tears are so delicious......
>>150986tap a soccer player lightly on the back. There, instant tears.
ITT amerifags trying to change the topic to diving, to hide the fact that europe dominates them in every sport we play. you're lucky american handball is the dumbest, most boring sport ever, or else we'd play that too and beat you at it too
>>150995AFRAID NOT LOSER.
>>150995you're lucky american handball is the dumbest, most boring sport everBoring? What do you mean? 4 hours of commercials is an awesome sport.
/sp/ has to turned to complete shit
>>150995You play football. You got dominated. All your countries fell to one.WeSt-SiDe rePrEsEnt
>>151000/sp/ was always complete shitfix'd
>>150995>>150999ITT Eurofags try to change the topic away from HOW GOOD THE USA IS AT AEMRICABALL! USA WON FIFA GET OVER IT FAGS! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!