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I keep hearing all this shit about C.Ronaldo from you soccer people. Is he the god of soccer? Like us Amerifags praise Michael Jordan? I don't understand. Does he take his team to championships all on his own? Can he makes others better just by being there? Is he of good character? I never heard of him yet I'm interested. I want to know who is the soccer equivelent to Joe Montana.
>> Anonymous
oh man.
>> Anonymous
No he is not the equivilent of Joe Montana coz Joe Montana is a fat cunt.
>> Anonymous
oh noes!
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
>>106265
no.. if you're talking about legend then it's Pele or Maradona.
Ronaldo has alot to proove. But he's arguably the best player in the world now. Still need to fix his attitude on the field though.
>> Anonymous
in b4 shitstorm

Seriously. Because he's good, but he's also a cunt.
>> Anonymous
>>106265

Tradinional 3 gods of soccer are Pele, Cruijff, Maradona. In no particular order.
>> Anonymous
>>106274
Op here. Attitude, what is he some kind of troublemaker, or rebel like Dennis Rodman?

I hear that he's young which means he has the potential to be one of the greatest of all time. And when I first heard of him, I got his name confused with that other dude Ronaldhino (sp). In the eye of us Amerifags, that dude was the shit in the WC a couple years ago. How does that dude compare with Ronaldo?

Build this Ronaldo character up. Sell him to me. Make me believe he's the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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>>106278
>Cruijff
FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
Ronaldo is like Kobe. Good and the best player in his sport at the moment, but shitty when compared with the real greats of the game.
>> Anonymous
>>106279
not a rebel. A whiny, spoiled bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>106279
Ronaldihno is curretly injured, and wasnt playing near as well as he used to, or with anywhere near as much flair when he was playing. Thats what americans like, is flair, so Ronaldo and ronaldihno would be appeasing to you. Go on youtube and search C. Ronaldo.

Also, in b4 OP IS A TROLL
>> Anonymous
>>106282
yep, same.

except ronaldo raeps boys
>> Anonymous
>>106282Good and the best player in his sport at the moment

i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>106279
>Attitude, what is he some kind of troublemaker, or rebel like Dennis Rodman?

He's everything the average /sp/-browsing American loves to hate about soccer.
He dives(simulates contact). A lot. He whines to the ref. A lot. He cries when he doesn't get his way.
He gets voted Europe's sexiest sports personality by gays everywhere.
But he's also a natural athlete with incredible acceleration on the ball, stunning technique in every department and an eye for goal unlike any other winger.
So yeah, he's the hottest shit around right now, but he's got a lot of attitude to improve and consistency to show if he's gonna make a legend.
>> Anonymous
>>106279
well he has great skill, but sometimes he dramatizes things like when he goes to the ground easily with the slightest touch (looking for penalty or free kick).
His performance this season has been great. 41 goals in all competition, which is an incredible achievement when you play in europe.
>> Anonymous
Giggs > Ronaldo
>> Anonymous
>>106299
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrOyedpeZnk
>> Anonymous
>>106297
Well, he plays in a league where defense is the least important thing to every team.
>> Anonymous
>>106303
I didn't know he played in La Liga.
>> Anonymous
>>106304
>> Anonymous
>>106304
Nigga please. The EPL has as much real defense as the NBA. Zero.It's all just gung-ho.
>> Anonymous
>>106306
Ronaldo is also the top scorer in the champions league
>> Anonymous
>>106306
Never seen an EPL game in his life. Just watch Liverpool and Chelsea play sometime.
>> Anonymous
C Ronaldo = Sidney Crosby
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>>106310
lol, ok

lets go over the goals in that champions league tie:

Liverpool 1-0: Makelele tries to clear it and totally misses the ball, kuyt taps in
Chelsea 1-1: Riise HEADS IT INTO HIS OWN GOAL

Chelsea 1-0: Malouda (I think it was) jerks off 2 defenders, Riise caught staring at the deflection and drogba scores near post from ridiculous angle
Liverpool 1-1: Benayoun jerks off half the chelsea defense, sends wide open torres 1on1 with keeper
Chelsea 2-1: Hyypia makes a retarded tackle, penalty
Chelsea 3-1: Drogba goal, not really any mistakes there
Liverpool 3-2: Easy shot is spilled by Cech

good defense my PENIS
>> Anonymous
>>106322
that's one retarded analysis, sir!
you proved nothing.
>> Anonymous
>>106322
They do it different in the EPL than in the CL.
>> Anonymous
>>106325
thats also a good analytical response. you should join a debate team!
>> Anonymous
>>106327
no.. I feel it would be a waste of time to respond.
To you, good defense = no goals.
>> Anonymous
>>106265
best player in england

top 3 in the world if not the best
used to have a reputation for diving/trying to make fouls but has since curbed it


scored 41 goals this season in 47 games
>> Anonymous
>>106326
this is true. though the chelsea liverpool matches in the EPL are low scoring because chelsea never attacks at home because they are afraid the unbeaten record will be broken, and liverpool doesn't give a shit about the premier league beyond finishing 4th
>> Anonymous
>>106319

I'd probably compare him to Alex Rodriguez. They are both the best players for teams that are internationally known and usually very good. Teams that are also hated by countless people across the world. Both players are "pretty boys" and whiners and, above all else, both are widely considered chokers when it comes to the big game.

Despite all this, they ARE both probably the best players currently playing their respective sports. The only flaw with this analogy is that Alex is much older and been around longer... but the rest is spot on.
>> Anonymous
>>106331
if defense isn't about preventing goals, then what is it?
>> Anonymous
>>106335


i wouldnt say arod....


ronaldo scoring to win both games vs sporting...scoring against arsenal...winning goal vs roma in rome...winning goal vs wigan from the penalty spot with the title on the line...
>> Anonymous
>>106338
well in the REALITY (if you hadn't noticed), teams concede and score goals, no matter how good their defense are.
All goals conceded from defensive mistakes.
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>> Anonymous
>>106341
He has showed up in big games, this year. But in previous years, not so much. He's definitely getting better. If he'd stop whining to the refs so much he'd easily be the best.
>> Anonymous
>>106267

this might be the best first post evar
>> Anonymous
>>106350

how can you judge him on the past...when the present says different
>> Anonymous
>>106281


holy shit look at that Argentine barbarian
>> Anonymous
>>106376

i dont see a dirty argy
>> Anonymous
>>106265
He's just as flashy as Hollywood Joe, but he's too young to have achieved that greatness yet.
C.Ronaldo has led his team to two consecutive championships, and is in the Champions League(Super Bowl of Europe) finals. His team is also full of stars, so its not just him that led the team there.
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>>106376

Uuuu
>> Anonymous
>>106376
>>106384
Cease your pathetic trolling activity. It's embarassing.
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whats going on in this thread?
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>>106430
hey sup willfritz
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>>106415
twinz?
>> Anonymous
Trolls? In my /sp/?
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>>106452
just chillin
>> Anonymous
Fuck you Australians. Why must you ruin our threads with this faggotry.
>> Anonymous
Man, for a while I thought this thread might be the cure to the cancer killing /sp/.

If we Amerifags took the time to learn about soccer we might like it, who knows
>> Anonymous
>>106554
eurofag troll
>> Anonymous
>>106564
shut up namefag
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>>106577
wat?
>> Anonymous
Op here.

Well, this thread certainly went an odd angle, but I understand more. Thank you all for bearing with me. I'm still trying to understand all this soccer stuff.

What do you Europeans think about South/Central American soccer? Is it a diffrent style?
>> Anonymous
>>106580
lrn2google
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>> Anonymous
>>106581
I'm looking for 4chan's opinion. No google search will give me that information.
>> Anonymous
>>106618
4chans opinion

soccer sucks
soccer is the best
europe is better
south america is better
18-1
olympics not a sport
whornets are great
roger clemens likes kids
giambi thong
england sucks at soccer
barcelona is great
etc etc etc

oh, and
i'm not your friend, buddy
>> Anonymous
Everybody hates Ronaldo because he doesn't have a low profile agenda like Messi, he's all over the news, pub etc etc, but he was better than messi last season and this season and the rest is just BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
i heard he's transferring to the redbulls
>> Anonymous
the football equivalent of Dennis Rodman is Paul Gascoigne, amirite
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>>106580
the south americans (see: argentina and brazil) are the best at futbol, but their leagues are shit because 1) all their good players go to spain/italy and 2) the refs are all horrible/corrupt

the copa libertadores, ie the champions league of south america, is going on right now, and it's actually way more fun to watch because players have no respect and no restraint. that and the crowds are awesome and throw shit at players taking corner kicks

oh and Mexico has an alright national team with some good players, they'll never win anything though
>> Anonymous
CR LIKES TRANNIES
>> Anonymous
>>107346
thats the other ronaldo u retard.
>> Anonymous
Maradona is nothing but a dirty cheater... The Barry Bonds of football, everybody knows he cheats (In Maradona's case there's even hard proof) but escpecially all the argentina fags don't seem to care. Pelé might have been the best player of the 20th century. But everyone knows Cristiano Ronaldo is a much better footballer as football has evolved so much since then...
ps. Im not a manure fan, it's just fact that no one is able to match him (at least this season)
>> Anonymous
>>107359
Hes not better than Zidane.
>> Anonymous
>OP HERE!

>CHECK THIS OUT GUISE

http://rancid.outwar.com/page/6740
>> Anonymous
>>107366
of cause he is... They play the same position, who's more important in their team and who can score goals?
>> Anonymous
>>107369
>of cause
gb2/boston/
>> Anonymous
>What do you Europeans think about South/Central American soccer? Is it a diffrent style?

Brazilian football in recent years has valued trickery to the EXTREME. Expect a game with loads of flashy moves that doesn't go anywhere.

And Argentinians are insane, as are their supporters.
>> Anonymous
>>107369
troll troll is troll
>> Anonymous
>>107446
Bullshit.

Jorge Valdivia (Currently owned by Palmeiras) plays fashy and creates many oportunities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI0wRvtb5lY
>> Anonymous
>>107359

You lose Britfag. Like always.
>> Anonymous
>>106265
Soccer equivalent of Jose Reyes. Ridiculously talented, lots of fun to watch, but ultimately frustrating
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>FUCK YEAH CRUIJFF

This is now a thread about how awesome Cruijff is. GO
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>>107555Jose Reyes
whut??
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>>107567

No numbnuts, he's talking about me.

You're the football equivalent of Ryan Leaf.
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>>107557

Leave Total Football to me
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>>107598
Hai /sp/arta..i'm a big fan of Johan Cruijff...eh total footballs, smoked cigarettes till he almost died and doesn't afraid of anything
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>>107596
but you're not that talented at all
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