File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD KAMAN!!!!
>> Anonymous
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...he already is. and so am i. lol.
>> Anonymous
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FUCK YOU BOTH.
>> Anonymous
I demand someone dunk on Kaman for the glory of America. If only /vc/ were there for a French sequel.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
PUT ME IN COACH
>> Anonymous
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gif related
>> Anonymous
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>>267634
YO BILL, YOU WANT MY SPOT DOG? BITCHES AIN'T GETTING ME THE BALL AS MUCH THIS TIME. I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT, I GOT 20 CHINA BITCHES LINED-UP IN MY HOTEL.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
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KOBE STARE DOWN
>> Anonymous
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Why so serious?
>> Anonymous
OMG too easy
>> Anonymous
JKidd scored? GG Germany.
>> Anonymous
2 HANDED GORILLA DUNK!
>> Anonymous
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O HAI GERMANY DID SOMEONE CALL FOR MY TWO HANDED GORILLA DUNKZ?
>> Anonymous
16-3 this game is over.
>> Anonymous
Need more gorilla dunks
>> Anonymous
WITH NO REGARD FOR GERMAN TANK MOVEMENTS!!!
>> Anonymous
WITH NO REGARD FOR DER WINERSNITCHEL
>> Anonymous
nice dunk traitor
>> Anonymous
Wade County is expanding throughout Europe.
>> Anonymous
oh god its ww2 all over again
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH DWILL, GO OVER THAT TRAITOR FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
lol Dwill is trying to posterize Kaman
>> Anonymous
D Will was going for the kill there
>> Anonymous
USA up 31-12 after one.
>> Anonymous
>>267744

ahahah, well played :D
>> Anonymous
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HOW DO I SUCKED AT BASKETBALL?
>> Anonymous
I get pissed every time I see Carmelo, he is so shitty and shouldn't be on the team.
>> Anonymous
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>>267774
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>267774
I hate Melo too and wish someone else got his spot, but he has played well and shared the ball so far.
>> Anonymous
>>267778

Carmelo sucks shit.
>> Anonymous
As much as I love black people, USA really needs more white people.
>> ??
42-17
usa - ger

just under 7 minutes left in the 2nd
>> Anonymous
WITH NO REGARD FOR THE INTERNATIONAL 3PT LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
way to walk traitor, why don't travel back to germany and never come back.
>> Anonymous
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LOL AT TRAVELING
>> ?Anonymous ??
47 - 19
usa - ger

just under 4 minutes left in the half
>> Anonymous
LOL @ the commentator:

"Femerling with the worst shot of the week"
>> Anonymous
USA is up by 30 and we're not even to half time
>> ?Anonymous ??
51 - 21
usa - ger

about 2 minutes left in the half
>> Anonymous
I'm getting tired of this teamwork shit USA. IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY WATCHING THE SPURS.
>> Anonymous
53-29 at the half.
>> Anonymous
needs more showboating
>> Anonymous
>>267819
seeing guys like Melo and Kobe pass up shots for another human being is amazing on to it's self.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA
AMERIKA
IS WUNDERBAR
>> Anonymous
Commentator:

"Boy Femerling has no touch, or he's so nervous, he can't shoot it. Or those brass knuckles attached to his skull are throwing off his equilibrium."
>> Anonymous
>>267828
>>267828
>>267828
>>267828
>>267828
>>267828
>> Anonymous
by only 24? im surprised with that start that the lead is not in the 40s
>> Anonymous
Do American commentators get paid per word or something? Theres not a moment of silence. Pretty annoying.
>> Anonymous
>>267844
if u dont wanna hear it change it to telemundo u fucking beaner
>> Anonymous
>>267844

Huh? Watch the broadcast on the internet, it's all text, no voice. Plus, it's funny as hell.
>> Anonymous
>>267846
via.....con dios
>> Anonymous
>>267848
"I'm not very happy about my typo on Kareem Abdul-Kobe, but it probably would have worked better any way had I gone with Kobe Abdul-Jabbar, after his Kareem like hook shot late in the first half."
>> Anonymous
and kobe fails on another dunk
>> Anonymous
Whur is game?!!?

Seriously, network?
>> Anonymous
>>267879
usa network of course
>> Anonymous
GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY

WITH NO REGARD FOR TRAITORIST BITCHES!!!
>> Anonymous
should have brought baron davis. does he deserve a spot on the team? no, but we could put him in when the games over so he could showboat all over some german faces.
>> Anonymous
WADE!! HOLY SHIT!!
>> ?Anonymous ??
73 - 39
usa - ger

lebron to wade and wade dunks that shit all over the aryan brotherhood
>> Anonymous
Dirk's done.
>> Anonymous
80-40 ...wow.
>> Anonymous
LOL COMMENTATOR

"Prince, off the side of the backboard? My name's Ron Burgundy?"
>> ?Anonymous ??
82 - 43
usa - ger

wade up and under like a champ.
>> Anonymous
lol This isn't a game, it's a slaughter.

Team USA is just practicing field goals now.
>> ?Anonymous ??
83 - 46
usa - ger

beginning of the 4th.

usa is playing like there is no opponent on the court.
like its a fucking vr mission or some shit.
>> Anonymous
Will ANYONE challenge the Redeem Team?
>> Anonymous
LOL DID YOU SEE THAT?

Prince bumbled that shit out of bound and Melo started laughing at him on the bench.
>> ?Anonymous ??
87 - 51
usa - ger

tayshaun prince is acting like an uggla right now.
>> Anonymous
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This game is almost as funny as that time we bombed Dresden.
>> Anonymous
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>>267928

You mean, Wade County?
>> Anonymous
PHELPS SIGHTING!!
>> Anonymous
Phelps spotted!!!
>> Anonymous
>>267934

WE'VE FOUND THE SOURCE OF THEIR POWER
>> Anonymous
>>267932
yeah now after that dunk holy cow.
>> ?Anonymous ??
     File :-(, x)
dwayne wade with the steal and the smash. unforgivable.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
WAAAADE COUNTY
>> Anonymous
wow, wade is doing great. too bad he sucks in the nba.
>> Anonymous
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands?

Wtf is that.
>> Anonymous
>>267944
CLAP CLAP
>> Anonymous
He looks like such a douche with his lacoste hat.
>> Anonymous
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Phelps is a wigger :(
>> Anonymous
>>267944
They've been playing "We Will Rock You" at the table tennis events. Along with some kinda Chinese pop music, and Dynasty Warriors BGM.

I don't think China know wtf they are doin with the music
>> Anonymous
Yeah, I heard the ghostbusters music at the beach volleyball event. Epic wtf.
>> Anonymous
>>267952
GOD

SO

UGLY
>> Anonymous
>>267952

so fucking true

see: http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.7503/title.lil-wayne-is-the-music-of-champions-ask-michael-phe
lps

>Michael Phelps told The Today Show that Weezy F. Baby helped him go for the gold medallions.
>> Anonymous
How is that even an olympic team?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
OH SHIT USA
>> ?Anonymous ??
106 - 57
usa - ger

alley oop: paul > williams.

then

alley oop: williams > paul

then another fucking alley oop
>> Anonymous
why are we playing the washington generals?
>> Anonymous
Paul and Redd with allyoops to end it.

USA wins by 49
>> Anonymous
Where is the Unreal "Humiliation" soundbye when you need it.
>> Anonymous
WADE COUNTY EUROPPPPE
>> Anonymous
There's the fucking ghostbusters music again.
>> Anonymous
>>267975
Quake
>> Anonymous
Song playing:

LIVING IN AMERICA
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
omg why did I sleep in...
>> Anonymous
so who won?
>> Anonymous
>>269163

germany, USA fucking sucks at basketball.
>> Anonymous
>>269170

-1000/10
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Shit Europe is quickly becoming

WADE COUNTY
>> Anonymous
HEY CHRIS KAMAN GUESS WHAT?

I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY BY SWITCHING TO GEICO
>> Anonymous
I posit that if the US Woman's basketball team entered the men's tournament they would get the silver medal.
>> Anonymous
>>269213

LOLOL

I think the NBA will save a lot of money by DUMPING HIS FAGGOT ASS

The fans in the US are going to boo him pretty hard next season.
>> Anonymous
>>267958
If he had been listening to metal or indie rock he probably would have lost
>> Anonymous
>>269221
Eh, I think Bronze. Silver is pushing it