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Anonymous
There's no football thread so, name the winners of all the Divisions.

NFC
South: Bucs
East: Cowboys
North: Bears
West: Seahawks

AFC
South: Colts or Titans (couldnt decide)
East: Pats
North: Steelers.
>> Anonymous
West: Chargers
>> Anonymous
Replace the Steelers with the Browns and sure.
>> Anonymous
NFC
West: Seahawks
East: Cowboys
North: Packers
South: Saints

AFC
South: Colts
East: 18-1
North: Steelers
West: Chargers
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
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>North: Bears

Hahahahaha. Good one.
>> Anonymous
>>198879
then replace the browns with the ravens
>> Anonymous
>>198879
The browns are getting better but they're not good enough yet. They just cant match up against the Steelers D yet.
>> Anonymous
>>198863

Tampafag here

The Bucs are going no where, trust me
>> Anonymous
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>>198863
North: Bears>>198886

lol your joking rit?
>> Anonymous
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hai guise, any1 remember us? like when we beat the steelers twice last year and developed an actual franchise qb? lolz
>> Anonymous
>>198888
lol. the ravens blow.
>> Anonymous
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>>198863
North: Bears
>> Anonymous
NFC
South: NO
East: PHI
North: MIN
West: ARI

AFC
South: IND
East: BUF
North: CLE
West: DEN
>> Anonymous
NFC
South: Saints
East: Giants
North: Packers
West: Cardinals

AFC
South: Jaguars
East: Patriots
North: Browns
West: Chargers
>> Anonymous
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guys, when you pick AFC north, you keep not typing the Ravens
im sure this an accident on your part.
>> Anonymous
who cares, pats are going 19-0 and bethel johnson is going to catch 15 TD passes
>> Anonymous
>>198948
Who the Ravens QB?
>> Anonymous
>>198952

kordell stewart
>> Anonymous
>>198952
Joe Flacco of course...or Troy Smith

BUT NOT KYLE BOLLER!
>> Anonymous
>>198951
>18-1
>> Anonymous
NFC:
North: Vikings (ohmigaahhh @ their D-line)
South: Saints (why not?)
East: Eagles (MCNABB + WESTBROOK = FUCK YOU)
West: Seahawks (O-line is straightening out.. got rid of Shaun Alecantrunforshit)

AFC:
North: Steelers (Mendenhall AND Willie? ah shit)
South: Colts (self-explanitory)
East: Patriots (see above)
West: Chargers (who's gonna stop em?)
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>>198957
>MCNABB

I don't think he will start the season, or if he does he will last 2 games max, heard it here first
>> Anonymous
>>198952
Michael Vick
>> k4ppah
East-> Pats | Cowboys
North->Steelers | Vikings
South-> Jags | Saints
West-> Chargers | Seahawks

Pats over the Vikings in the Superbowl.
>> Anonymous
lmao uhhh okay

i'm assuming your inside source is an expired bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's Light Maple Syrup, and your antidepressant addiction is having some slightly adverse effects on your mental state
>> Anonymous
^^ directed to the person claiming mcnabb wont start
>> Anonymous
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Am I in the right place? What is the mythical plateau called sucess?
>> Anonymous
NFC
East: Eagles
North: Vikings
South: Tampa Bay
West: San Francisco

AFC
East: Buffalo
North: Cleveland
South: Tennessee
West: San Diego

I shit you not. Print Screen this.
>> Anonymous
>>199008

>East: Buffalo

I love people who think the Pats suck just because they couldn't go undefeated.
>> Anonymous
>>199019
they peaked one week too early, it's all downhill from 18-1 patsfag
>> Anonymous
>>199019
18-1
>> Anonymous
i was gonna say "if the bills win the east" yada yada yada and say some clever thing about it not being possible but it's not even worth it.

3/10 for dragging a decent sized sentence out of it though
>> Anonymous
Anyone that said anything other than Vikes for NFC North: lolwut.

But in reality it doesn't matter, Cowboys will choke to the Vikings in the NFC championship, Chargers will beat the Colts over in AFC, then San Diego will win the Souper Bowl.
>> Anonymous
>>199046

i'm not making any guarantees but i dont see the colts making the afc championship. especially if they draw san diego before that but still, they're going downhill. and with the jags becoming more of a legitimate contender. (yes i know they lost both games last season but they're still a good team)

i don't think harrison will be that much of a threat this year either, wayne is gonna have to carry them again which might be a problem since teams are recognizing he's the no. 1 option and focusing more on shutting him down
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>>199044
bills have an easy schedule, and pats can't cheat this year
>> Anonymous
How could all of you count out the giants? They did just win the super bowl and lost Strahan. Eat a dick.
>> Anonymous
The Chargers will suck this year.
>> Anonymous
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>>199078

Oh yes we fuckin can bitch. Have fun getting beat by 46 points.
>> Anonymous
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>>199078

Who needs cheatan when I already know all of your defensive hand signals by heart??
>> Anonymous
I agree with OP except for NFC South and North

Both of those are such a cluster fuck I'll just guess and say Vikings and Falcons
>> Anonymous
>>199168
>Falcons

oh wow
>> Anonymous
South = Colts | Bucs
North = Vikings | Bengals
East = Pats | Giants
West = Chargers | Seahwaks
>> Anonymous
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>>198863
>>198879
>>198927
>>198938
>>198931
>>199211
>>199008
>>198962
>>198957
>> Anonymous
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Go Patriots!
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
AFC

North - Browns
South - Colts
East - Patriots
West - Chargers

NFC

North - Vikings
South - Saints
East - Giants
West - Seahawks

Boring, standard picks, I know, but the NFL usually isn't full of many surprises.
>> Anonymous
Fuck all you Bawsawks niggers picking the Pats. GTFO, /sp/ hates you.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>199019
>>199091
>>199211
>>199274
>>198962
>>198863
>>198884
>>198938
>>198957

18-1
>> Anonymous
Hey does anyone want to start a fantasy football league?
>> Anonymous
>>199275
Yeah so they went 18-1 i guess that makes the Jets Bills and Dolphins respectable teams HA

the Pats will have the AFC east down for a long time
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NFC West- easily the ARIZONA CARDINALS, they also will win super bowl.
>> Anonymous
South: Panthers & Jaguars
East: Cowboys & Pats
North: Vikings & Browns
West: Seahawks & Chargers
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>>199292
Yea...OK.
>> Anonymous
>>199281

what site do you have in mind?
>> Anonymous
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>>199046
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>>199296
srsly, youcan right now bet the Cardinals as Super Bowl champs, if you call vegas a $50 bet will earn you $95,762.32. If it is for the Cardinals, with Steelers coaches. Hey I am just promising you a romantic cruise thru the mediterranean & styx.
>> Anonymous
>>199299
ohnoes, a minor ankle injury. That never happens to ANYONE in the NFL
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>>199309
>> Anonymous
>>199343
Completely healed, no more likely to injure it than he was before.

2/10. Was mildly annoyed, but didn't come close to raging. Enjoy watching AD high step all over your dreams into the end zone for years to come.
>> Anonymous
I'd like to take this moment to point out that everyone who has picked the Browns to win AFC North has been the same Cleveland fanboy.

In case you couldn't have figured it out yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>199364
I have actually only posted once in this one...I'm the guy who picked San Fran and Buffalo to win their respective divisions.

So suck it, Trebek.
>> Anonymous
>>199355
The entire point is that his running style makes him injury prone. Will be surprised if he lasts half season before going down
>> Anonymous
NFC
North: Vikings
South: Buccaneers
East: Eagles
West: Seahawks

AFC
North: Browns
South: Jaguars
East: Patriots
West: Chargers
>> Anonymous
>>199309
He broke his collerbone when he fucking jumped in the air after scoring a TD. He's great no doubt but he's not going to last.
plus, he's a fucking sooner, and we all know they suck
>> Anonymous
>>198888
ahahaha
>> Anonymous
AFC
Patriots, Browns, Colts, Chargers

Patriots... no explanation required

Browns show everyone what's up

Colts win by default because they have the best qb in the game

LT has a few more good years in him before he starts to go downhill

NFC
Cowboys, Packers, Buccs, Seahawks

The Cowboys have too much talent not to

I think Aaron Rodgers will surprise everyone with how good he is, and I think he'll play within the designed offense better than Favre did.

Buccs are in a weak division

Seahawks are the best team in the NFC period

NFC Champs: Seahawks over Cowboys 20-21

AFC Champs: Pats over Chargers 34-28

Seahawks win the Superbowl because Brady doesn't have time to throw the ball, much like the Giants victory last time around. 24-17
>> Anonymous
>>199615
>he's a fucking sooner, and we all know they suck

I had a hard time seeing that at first. It must have been the light reflecting off of one of those seven national championship trophies.
>> Anonymous
>>199905

What happened last time you went to a NC? Oh right you got blown out by the same team that lost to your bitter rivals the next year.
>> Anonymous
>>199915
hmm...

Texas: absolutely gorgeous city to recruit to, largest athletic budget in the nation, 3 less national championships than Oklahoma

It must suck to have all those recruiting advantages over OU and still fall so short.
>> Anonymous
wild card?
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i think the patriots have a pretty good chance but right now im for seahawks
>> Anonymous
>>199930

Texas: 90% of players from Texas

OU: 90% of players from Texas.

wait...something doesnt seem right here...
>> Anonymous
motherfuckers, the ravens are going to surprise all of you thid year, just watch, you'll see.
>> Anonymous
>>199965
I wouldn't imagine it would seem right to Horn fans that we always get first pick of their best. Adrian Peterson, Billy Sims, Tommie Harris, etc.

p.s. 90% is off. It's more like 70%, but we thank you for being unable to keep your best talent in state regardless.
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Pre-season super bowl pics?

Mine: Cowboys at Patriots

I also think these tw­o teams combined will win three of the next five Super Bowl's.
>> Anonymous
>>200179

So the Pats will win three more Super Bowls?

That's your daring prediction?
>> Anonymous
The Colts Vs Cowboys will be the Super Bowl. Pats will almost make it but this time they will go 17-1 and just choke a game earlier.
>> Anonymous
>>200162
are they going to surprise us by not losing to an 0-13 team this year?

NFC
East - Skins
West - Hawks
North - Vikes
South - Saints

AFC
East - Pats
West - Chargers
North - Steelers
South - Jags
>> Anonymous
Anyone who doesn't think that the Saints are going to win the South is a fucking idiot.
I mean who else is going to win it?
FalcHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I couldn't even get that out.
The Panthers? With Delhomme at QB?
The Bucs? With Jeff "The gayest man in sports" Garcia?
Come the fuck on.
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>>200185
Learn to fucking read nigger. Did I say anything about making a "daring" no. Did I say they would win 3 more period. NO.

>I also think these tw­o teams combined will win three of the next five Super Bowl's

This is what I said.
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>>200186
God I hope not. This 18-1 shit is old think of the endless 17-1 shit we would get.
>> 4chan /sp/'s God
God here, with my predictions:
NFC -
East: Cowboys, if only due to everyone else sucking in the first half of the season.
North: Mark my words, it's gonna be the Bears, lol.
South: Everyone sucks there, so no matter who wins, they ain't going anywhere. I will pick the Carolina Panthers, for no reason what-so-oever
West: Seahawks; everyone else is crap.

Also: Whoever wins the NFC Title will be either an NFC East team, or the Seahawks; no one out of the North or South will do it.

AFC:
East: Pats (They will cheat moar this time)
North: Steelers; like the NFC West, everyone else sucks.
South: Jaguars, due to Colts getting AIDS from the Patriots.
West: Like the NFC South, this division sucks ass. Whoever wins will still lose; thus, I must make another shocking pick, and pick the Chiefs, due to everyone on the Chargers being suspended or injured, and all the Broncos being arrested by the cops, or killed............or both.

Sadly, the Patriots will go the the Super Bowl again, for Goodell is retarded, and hasn't actually raped the Patriots like he should have, that douche bag.

So who wins? I don't know; it depends on the Wild Card teams, for if not the Pats cheating their way to a fourth Super Bowl they shouldn't win, a Wild Card team will once again do the right thing and rape them to win it all yet again.

Love,
God.

PS: 18-1 is still the greatest meme in the history of /sp/, "Practice?", "Playoffs?" and "IF YOU LOOK AT (or sometimes, CHECK instead of LOOK AT) THE SCHEDULE" be damned.
>> Anonymous
>>200239

Congratulations, you failed to c wut i did thar.

I was implying that the Cowboys are a non-contender and will continue to do nothing but choke in the play-offs.
>> Anonymous
Brownsfags, you need an actual linebacker core and defensive backs to win in the NFL
>> Anonymous
>>200381
------------------Brodney Pool
-------------------------------------------Sean Jones
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Eric Wright------------------------------------Brandon McDonald

looks like a winning secondary to me!
>> Anonymous
>>200381

Browns have good linebackers, and a potential really good
secondary. Last year the DL was so horrible it overshadowed some of the playmakers on defense.
>> Anonymous
>>200264

I agree with 18-1, but a lot of what you said has me believe you have not watched a football game in 2 years.
>> Anonymous
>>200471
Browns have a decent Defense not great. but until they get a defense of Pitsburg's status they're always going to come in second place.
>> Anonymous
>>200433
I like those safeties a lot more than I like those corners.
>> Anonymous
[spoiler]herp derp[/spoiler]
[spoilers]herp derp[/spoilers]
>> 4chan /sp/'s God
God is back, and thirsty for moar;
>>200473
Notice Colts getting AIDS, no reason whatsoever, and a number of "shocker" picks for winning. This isn't meant to be a sort of play-it-safe pick, because I'm God, lol. Also, doesn't the NFL seem to change every year (Giants doing a 181 to go from suck to Champs)

Also, you may be wondering, "Why no Pack or Vikes?" Well, the Pack aren't allowed to choose a fucking QB, for the certain one should just get a bullet to his head because he can't make up his fucking mind ever (No wonder he sucked in the NFC Title Game, LOL) and the Vikes overachieved last year; also, there is not a fourth team in the NFC North, you can look it up. Seriously, the Lions should have been aborted at birth, or at least put down after Sanders retired. Detroit Lions = Only team on Earth worse than the LA Clippers, excluding teams that didn't exist before the 90's.

All said, I stick with my picks, and 18-1.

Love,
God.