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Anonymous
GOD TIER: Lesnar
UPPER TIER: Fedor
MID TIER: Nogueira
LOWER TIER: Couture
SHIT TIER: Arlovski
>> Anonymous
.....
>> Anonymous
oh my
>> Anonymous
nogueria, fedor, arlovski, mir, barnett and gonzaga would all beat lesnar.
>> Anonymous
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Nigger tier: Petruzelli
>> Anonymous
>>470695

Ha ha ha. Oh, you're funny. Those chumps don't belong in the same ring.
>> Anonymous
>>470699

ring? what are you watching faggot
>> What channel is this? Anonymous !!gue29btBylw
Lesnar's a manbeast.

End of story.

Also: he raped the fuck out of coutere to finish that boring as fight.
>> Anonymous
>>470695
Since you're listing just some heavies who don't completely suck dick, you may as well add Kongo to the list. AMIRITE?

Nog beats Mir.
Monster beats Nog.
Heavyweight division fails due to lack of any competition, even more than the middleweight division does right now.
>> Anonymous
Look at Lesnars retard fucking face. I hate his way of BEING, fucking monkey whore homo. When will Fedor fight him?
>> Anonymous
>>470882
Whiney people are cute!
>> Anonymous
>>470882
Fedor FEARS Lesnar!!!
>> Anonymous
>>470882

Man, there will be mass suicides by PrideFags that night. I can't wait.

God Bless Brock
>> Anonymous
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hey guise whats going on here?
>> Anonymous
Lesnar looks like a roid head.
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Brock Lesnar's new finishing move: spam so many punches that don't connect for damage so that the ref gets all excited and stops the match.

FUCK YEAH!!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE WRESTLING!!!!!
I CAN GET INTO THIS!!!!!
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Whatever man, that dude lost to Eddie Guerrero

This is your next UFC Heavyweight Champion
>> Anonymous
>>470996
what is the velcro band around his bicep for?
>> Anonymous
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>NERD TIER: Lesnar

fix'd
>> Anonymous
UFC = fixed
>> Anonymous
UFC 99= Royal Rumble, and the winner fights Brock Lesnar at

WRRRRRREEEEESSSSSSTTTTTTTLLLLLEEEEEMMMMAAANNNNIIIIIAAAAA!!
>> Save Us Nog Anonymous
>>470999
it's a sweatband, some people wear them that high.

Brock is a joke. UFC is a joke. The only people who like them is ESPN because they hate the WWE, Boxing and EliteXC. Prepair for ESPN to jam that puffy, roid abusing chump down our throats.
>> Anonymous
>>471020
lol did anyone else read this in Vince's voice?
>> Anonymous
>>471026
EliteXC fucking sucks.
Any organization with a fucking X in their name should be terminated and all of the people involved executed.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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>>470882
>>470993
>>471026

Delicious Tears
>> Barack ? Star !!YvdR7lWl85/
whats funny is that all the wrasslin fans will really think that lesnar is better than nog now that he beat randy.

Although he was getting handled by a 45 year old man with 40 pounds less than him
>> Anonymous
>>470692
>>470699
>>470900

ufc nuthuggers
>> Anonymous
/r/equesting .gif of Brock Lesnar spam punching Randy Couture with flashing text "BAH GAWD!!!! BAH GAWD!!!! BAW GAWD!!!!! BAW GAWD KANG!!!!"
>> Anonymous
Did randy get up after the spam punch stoppage?
>> Anonymous
I dunno, I mean it was exciting, but not the best for the UFC. Nog will armbar the shit out of Mir and then gogoplata brock until he collapses. Then Nog will take on Gonzaga who will have beaten Mir, and that might be a kinda interesting fight.

Then we have Fedor v. Nog... what is it now, 4?
>> Anonymous
where to be getting vids of fighting?
>> Anonymous
>>471049
of course he did. a veteran of this silly shit wont pull kip-up over a premature stoppage because he knows that it's the biggest flaw in UFC that everyone will fall victim to.

anyway, BROCK LESNAR IS KING!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>471063

oh wow meathead lesnar is king...of the ufc lol

the ufc heavy weight division is so small, it's just a joke, he won 2 fights and goes for the title, randy was away for a year or more...it's a joke
>> Carmencita !gHWXKTXSiw
GODDAMN. BROCK IS AWESOME.

Best win of the night still belongs to Maia, though.
>> Anonymous
brock is garbage really

i predict dana white will continue to slobber all over his cock and make him fight some chumps to give him a "legacy as a champion"

I also predict lesnar will win more fights with spam punching or 3 to 5 rounds of laying on top of another guy and not doing shit (after all this is the same guy who mounted shitty herring 3 times and lost it)

maybe if lesnar gets some experience and more mma skills he would be worth a damn, but hes really just an ogre of little skill


ALSO


JESUS CHRIST GIVE KEN FLO A TITLE SHOT ALREADY DANA YOU COCK SUCKER
How many top level fighters does he have to demolish already? KEN FLO!
>> headsigh !pPyM90q9.6
i hope couture took morning after pills, I hate MMA and all that it stands for, but nobody deserves a savage raping such as the one he felt at the hands of this monster.
>> Anonymous
pretty sure kenny is facing sherk, then the winner of that gets a title shot. not 100% on that

p.s. fuck lesnar
>> Anonymous
>>471187

aw man thats bhullshit, he deserved a title shot 2 to 3 fights ago.

Ah well he will plow through sherk and put that camp to rest.
>> Carmencita !gHWXKTXSiw
>JESUS CHRIST GIVE KEN FLO A TITLE SHOT ALREADY DANA YOU COCK SUCKER

I agree with this wholeheartedly. I think he deserved it even before he beat Huerta.
>> Carmencita !gHWXKTXSiw
>that don't connect for damage so that the ref gets all excited and stops the match.

OOOH THAT MUST BE WHY COUTURE WAS LYING DOWN LONG AFTER THE STOPPAGE.
>> Anonymous
>>470993
stop fucking crying, brock dropped Randy and hammerfisted him to hell.There was no premature stoppage whatsoever.

hell the ref even waited for Randy to intelligently defend himself.

also Mir doesn't stand a chance in a rematch with lesnar, Nog is tailor made to beat brock.

Fedor would armbar lesnar in the first.
>> Anonymous
>>471220

see>>471063
>> Anonymous
LOL YOU HAVE ALL BEEN TROLLED BY MMA. ENJOY YOUR INFLUX OF WRESTLEFAGGOTRY.
>> Anonymous
>>471235
>hell the ref even waited for Randy to intelligently defend himself.

There is no defense for the "spam punch/ref stoppage" technique. You're insane.

You think people are wary of going to the ground with Lesnar because he has unbelievable ground game?

Give me a fucking break. Nobody wants to go to the ground with him and risk being on their back because of "the Lesnar exploit" a.k.a. "the spam punch/ref stoppage" technique.
>> Anonymous
>>471235

Newfag to MMA spotted.
>> Anonymous
>>471249

waah waah brock cheats because he spams punches to finish a fight..
yeah ok buddy keep telling yourself that.

I guess fedor was exploiting refs too with his ground and pound huh?

brock finished the fight, yeah it looked a bit silly but those are big fucking fists going into his opponents face.

the stoppage was legit you are an idiot. I know it sucks having to see brock with the belt, I wanted Randy to win more than anything.

it's okay though, Nog will armbar brock and take that belt away.
>> Anonymous
>>471249
WoWfag detected, captain.
>> Anonymous
>>471263

nobody said he cheated, dipshit.
he just did the legal cheese maneuver.
he made the ufc look EVEN MORE foolish than dana white does whenever he opens his mouth.

>I guess fedor was exploiting refs too with his ground and pound huh?

who the fuck is talking about fedor?
did he fight last night or something?
to humor your stupidity, if the situations were precisely identical, then absolutely.

btw, tito ortiz the biggest "ground and pound" hack that ever existed. a true testament to the fact that ground and pound is not a strategy for success. getting the ref to stop the fight is the key to that bullshit. if tito ortiz had brock lesnars body, he would probably be undefeated.

>brock finished the fight, yeah it looked a bit silly but those are big fucking fists going into his opponents face.

WITH ABSOLUTELY NO POWER BEHIND THOSE PUNCHES WHATSOEVER.

oooooooooh brock with his devestating rapid one-inch punches. he was pulling a stone cold steve austin.

>the stoppage was legit you are an idiot.

if by legit, you mean, technically the ref has the right to stop the fight there if he wants and it is a legit ruling, then yes, it was legit.

but it wasn't anywhere near a warranted stoppage.


>I know it sucks having to see brock with the belt, I wanted Randy to win more than anything.

>it's okay though, Nog will armbar brock and take that belt away.

lolbelts
>> Anonymous
>>471187
Find someone who actually watched the fight, then ask them what happened after the Florian fight.
It was hailed pre-fight as a #1 contender match. Afterwards, it was said about nine thousand times that Florian gets a shot at BJ Penn next, after the GSP fight.
Jesus Christ, dude... he even called Penn out about it, and THEN they talked MORE about how Florian has a title shot coming.

So... watch it before posting next time?
>> Anonymous
>>471294
>oooooooooh brock with his devestating rapid one-inch punches. he was pulling a stone cold steve austin.

Lesnar only joined MMA because he felt ashamed that he was not Steve Austin.

True story.
>> Anonymous
>>471294
you seemed like you knew what you were talking about until you said no power in his punches.

were you there? do you train with brock lesnar?, do you let him hit you in the face repeatably and tell him " LOL BRO NO POWAH BEHIDE IT!" I do believe you are just a butthurt faggot.

you still want to believe that if the ref had not stopped the fight randy would have won?
you best be fucking joking nigger. He wasn't even covering up to block those punches, Or I guess you wanted Randy to have fucking brain damage after the match.

you wouldn't be bitching about this fight if brock lesnar wasn't a pro wrestler beforehand.

just admit you are pissed at the fact brock won.
>> anonymous
but elite died a few months ago, but 'roid tranny in training lesner DO NOT WANT, but your right about that espn will shove that freak down everyone's throats until they gag.but lesnar looks like that he can't even string together two coherent sentences i mean look at him retard. wow i guess he's a real man mm i guess you like gang rape too fuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>472573

what?

please learn proper sentence structure man
>> Anonymous
>>471294Randy Tapped
>> Anonymous
>>471378
good story bro
>> Anonymous
>>470692
Epic troll thread is epic
>> Anonymous
>>471263
Nog's gonna armbar Brock? You're insane. Nog got dominated by Fedor twice, Brock's much bigger and stronger than Fedor and he's a better wrestler too, he's gonna walk right through Nog and any other heavyweight dumb enough to get in his way.