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Anonymous
At the tender age of seven, Sidney Crosby and his friend Stephen were thinking of something to do after their hockey practice since their uncircumsized penises couldn't take another back to back fapping. Sidney jumped at Stephen's idea of sticking his mom's metal dildo up his ass as a "silly joke". Unfortunately he stuck it up his anus too far and he can't get it out so he is eternally butthurt.
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