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Anonymous
Predictions on tonights game?
>> Anonymous
Red wings win and Crosby falls down a lot
>> Anonymous
Pens win and Crosby stands up a lot
>> Anonymous
Red wings get owned again
>> Anonymous
Wings win. Crosby cries. Coach of the Pens BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWs again. CB asserts that the Penguins are exactly where they want to be to take the series.
>> Anonymous
Holsmtrom continues to live up to all the accusations /sp/ throws at Crosby.
>> Anonymous
Crosby gets three goals first pd.

Red fags decide to call it quits
>> Anonymous
I love how these threads come down to Crosby vs Red Wings...
>> Anonymous
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Red Wings sweep tonight.
>> Anonymous
so now we will talk about bettman vs the rest of us
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>126355

Malkin has a breakout game(2G, 2A). Holmstrom dresses but only plays for a period after Gill rips him apart in the front of the net.

Did I mention I have tickets?
>> Anonymous
>>126436

Good. You can watch me play.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>126438

>DERP.

I expect Detroit to get 2 interference penalties, 3 hooking calls and 2 holding infractions.

Fleury makes 32 stops in the victory.
>> Anonymous
It will be just as boring as the last three games.

I want to say this is the worst finals in a while, but they're always anti-climactic.
>> Anonymous
>>126368
Losing by 1 goal on an away game is getting owned you're a fucking moron. Why can't the Pens win by 3 or 4 at home??? Oh, because they're fucking garbage? Yep, that's what I thought.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>126443

If you thought game 3 was boring; you aren't a hockey fan.
>> Anonymous
CB's a dumbass for still thinking his team can still win. Enjoy your seat while the Pens lose tonight.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
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>>126462

Sidney Crosby will be the face of the NHL for the next 15 years.

Enjoy it.
>> Anonymous
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Leave Detroit to me.
>> Anonymous
>>126456
It had one good period.

That's 20 minutes out of 180 that have been watchable. Hell, the last final that was actually entertaining was Tampa VS Calgary a few years ago.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>126467

I don't think you watched the game.
>> Anonymous
>>126456you aren't a hockey fan

I guess that makes two of us.
>> Anonymous
>>126464
Yes, but not because he deserves it. Rather, it will be a result of Bettman and the NHL refusing to admit any other players exist.
>> Anonymous
>>126464
Which is why nobody watches hockey. It's supposed to be a tough sport and you got this fucking pussy as the face of your league.
>> Anonymous
>>126470
Awesome rebuttal!

The only noteworthy part of the 1st period was an embarrassing Detroit error in their own end, and the second period was just as dull. Of course you're saying it was such a revolutionary game, your shitty team won. Had they lost, you wouldn't even be on these boards right now.

And even when your team wins, all you can do is throw on more nerd rage. What funneh 4chon phrase will you reply with this time? Will it be "BAAAAAAWW" "butthurt" or some form of "-fag"? I can hardly wait, you manchild.
>> Anonymous
>>126476
>>126474

Don't worry. Cindy is the next Lindros, anyway.

Let's just hope Bettman does something extreme to piss off the team owners.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>126484

You have to be fucking joking.

There were a ton of awesome chances, big saves and a solid 7 minute period in the third of no-whistle, end-to-end hockey. Let's not forget "the shift".

It's fucking pathetic you couldn't enjoy it.

You should really stop watching the game.
>> Anonymous
>>126488It's fucking pathetic you couldn't enjoy it

Considering your opinion would be the exact opposite had Pittsburgh lost, your alledged insight is laughable.
>> Anonymous
>>126464
I think Ovechkin will be the face of the league soon.

Reasons:
1. He's better than Cindy.
2. He's not a pussy.
3. His fan base isn't made up of band wagon faggots hopping on their teams dick just becuase they made it to the finals.
4. He is a better two way player.
5. He spends more time standing than laying on the ice BAWWWWWWWWING.
6. Cindy is a pussy.
7. He can actually grow a fucking beard.
>> Anonymous
>>126493

Too bad both do that LOL CIRCLE THE FACE-OFF DOT UNTIL SOMEONE PASSES TO ME bullshit
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>126493

A sub-human mongoloid with never be the face of the NHL.
>> Anonymous
tl;dr

CB is a fag, Red Wings win tonight.
>> Anonymous
Crosby doesn't deserve to win anything until he shaves that pathetic excuse for a beard.
>> Anonymous
Pens beat the Wings handily. Series is swinging the other way looks like.
>> Anonymous
>>126507
neither will a pre-pubescent teenage girl permanently on her period, you retard, no matter how much the media hypes up your little Cindy. In almost any other US city [not counting your little shithole], most people think Alexander Ovechkin when they think 'hockey player'. We're aware that your parents won't let you out of the neighborhood, let alone the city, but if you ever did leave your putrid cesspool of a town, you'd be aware of that.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>126525

Call it hype but either way you MUST learn to accept it.

The average fan can identify with a nice Canadian over a rat-faced Russian any day.

Whine about it all you want, it's fucking reality.
>> Anonymous
>>126532
The average fan can identify with the guy who's won more, actually. That would put the ball in AO's court. Plus he's a much classier player.
>> Anonymous
Pittsburgh barely won game 3. Lilja made some major fuckups that led directly to at least one and likely two of the Penguins' goals, and the third period started to look a lot more like the trend of games 1 and 2. Wings know that they don't need to step up their game a huge amount to scrape a win in the Igloo.
>> Anonymous
>>126532
>The bandwagon fan who hasn't watched a single hockey game since the lockout can identify with a nice Canadian over a rat-faced Russian who plays better hockey any day.
>> Anonymous
>>126464
Time to buy me a gun and get a date with Sid's kneecaps. Also, YEAR-OLD PHOTO
>> Anonymous
>>126532
All real hockey fans know that Ovechkin is better. The casual AKA bandwagon fan, doesn't know shit about hockey outside of what the team closest to them is doing. And doesn't even root for their team unless they make the playoffs.
>> Anonymous
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Did somebody say me? My Name? Who called me?
>> Anonymous
>>126549
>>126538

Does that matter? i thought NHL was looking for players that'll increase ratings, not ones that 'true hockey fans' can jizz over
>> Anonymous
The series won't really start till someone loses at home.


I predicted the Wings in 5 and I stay by that. Wings take this and win the cup at home, just like they planned.
>> Anonymous
>>126554
Notice the A on his sweater. No C an A. And this is how it should be for Crosby. The player with the best leadership qualities or the most experience deserves the C. Cindy is taking the reins from one of the most respected names in hockey and it's bullshit. He didn't even have to earn it they just gave it to him. And this is why he will never be respected by REAL hockey fans.
>> Anonymous
>>126556
Butt hurt CB dropping his tripcode.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>126556

>i thought NHL was looking for players that'll increase ratings,

Exactly right and that is what Crosby is successfully doing.

That is why he is the FACE OF THE LEAGUE.

Ovenchkin isn't known outside of hockey circles.

Wake me up when he wins a playoff series.
>> Anonymous
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WTF no beard?
>> Anonymous
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>>126567
Fix'd?
>> Anonymous
Wings in 5. They are more talented and deeper by far.
>> Anonymous
>>126566Exactly right and that is what Crosby is successfully doing.

When you can actually prove Crosby has done anything for the league beyond Pittsburgh, please come back.
>> Anonymous
>deeper

NOOOO, PITT IS TEH MOST OFFENSIVELY DEEP TEAM EVAR
>> Anonymous
>>126577
I said the same. In fact, it's going as I predicted. Wings, Wings, Pens, Wings, Wings.
>> Anonymous
BUMP!
>> Anonymous
I remember reading an article today about Therrien BAAAAAAWWWWWWWing to the refs, demanding that the refs call more penalties on the Red Wings so the Pens get more scoring chances.

WTF, this is hockey, not politics. Play your game right you fucking faggot Penguins.
>> Anonymous
hay guise i'm a newfag to hockey, can crosby play defense?
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
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>>126436

Stand Still Gill isn't going to do shit. Fuck you and fuck your fucking bandwagon fandom. Wings shut the fuckers out again.
>> Anonymous
>>126562
go be butthurt somewhere else
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>126970

CB dropping the tripcode again. Seriously, he's the only fucking guy on these board that likes the should be Kansas City Penguins.
>> Anonymous
>>126968

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA(Snort)AHAHAHAHA... heh...
>> Anonymous
>>126970
lern 2 tpye
>> Anonymous
>>126976
>Kansas City Penguins?
KC Crosbies maybe?
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>126982

As much as I hate the fucking Penguins, I actually have some respect for Malkin. The guy can play two way hockey and doesn't dive like Crosby. I'd love if the Caps could trade Backstrom and a draft pick for Malkin. Reunite the two Russians in DC. Shit would be epic.
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
>>126982

I like the way you think.

Wings in 6.
>> Anonymous
>>126990
Malkin is a solid player. But Crosby is a pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>126999
>Malkin is a solid player
BAWWWW I'M TIRED BAWWWWWW
>> FeudalFartknocker !0U1QmePpik
>>126991

I'd rather not see any more games in that shithole Igloo than need be. Kinda hoping Wings wrap things up in the next two games.
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>126999

No doubt. Gay motherfucker is gay.
>> Anonymous
>>126990
Malkin goes down just as easy, and has turned into a cheap shot artist. Selfish player who can't hold his temper. Lets see how many leg sweep attempts he makes tonight.
>> Anonymous
i thought this shit was over already
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
>>127001

I know, I know. The Igloo has gone to shit. But seeing Sidney BAWWWWWWW on the bench at home while the 2nd and last Red Wings team I will ever be glad to win a cup hoist it around the arena would make me laugh.
>> Anonymous
>>127002
You better not be calling me gay you fucking tripfag!
>> Anonymous
>>127006
Look at it this way, he'll be able to change his game as he spends more time in the NHL. On one hand, he may mature and be this decades' Jagr. Or, he'll learn to use his temper clever-like and become one of the greatest pests in NHL history.

Crosby, on the other hand, will always be a whiney, diving bitch.
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>127010

What was the first Red Wings team you were happy to see win the cup?
>> Anonymous
>>127007
Trollfag is trolling.
Also, lern 2 fukcing tyep.
>> Anonymous
>>127016
97 Wings. The first i can remember I was 7.
>> Anonymous
>>127015
Malkin still never took the time to learn English. It will be years before he smartens up.
>> Anonymous
>>127018
What was wrong with the typing...?
>> Anonymous
I fucking hate sports interviews, especially hockey ones. All they ever say is something like "play hard" and "go to the net" and "score more." COOL MAN, THANKS. Worthless time fillers. Show some sluts instead of Crosby.
>> Anonymous
Another fucking Crosby interview what a fucking suprise. Lick, lick, lick NBC does Crosby's pussy juice taste good.
>> Anonymous
>>127022
Don't get me wrong, I love hockey, but hockey players aren't all that bright to begin with...

Have you heard Luongo talk? what a neandertal chiclet munching awesome goalie.

p.s. Chilling moment now with the minute of silence...
>> Anonymous
britfag here, i have never really watched a NHL game before, but the stanley cup game is on, so im going to watch, America has already convered me to MLB/NFL, so do you best NHL.
>> Anonymous
>>127024
It wasn't proper. This is 4chan, not some shitty chat room.
>> Anonymous
britfag here, who are we wanting to win here? is one these teams a hated franchise and the other an underdog? Or just 2 alright teams?
>> Anonymous
>>127035

We want the Wings to win.
>> Anonymous
>>127035

Red Wings are the closest thing to a recent dynasty in the NHL.

Penguins are a team whose foundation was built on scraping the bottom of the league four years straight to draft ready-for-the-NHL rookies.
>> Anonymous
>>127035
Both are faggots.
>> Anonymous
another brit here, i have just one question, ive watched hockey before, a few times. But i still dont know what a fucking POWER PLAY means or is?
>> Anonymous
Lol oh shit.
>> Anonymous
OMG SCOAR
>> Anonymous
>>127035
Well... We have a great franchise, The Detroit Red Wings, with marvelous players and mechanical ruthless hockey VERSUS a underdog team, The Pittsburg Penguins who have two great players... Sydney Crosby who seems to be hated by everyone but 16 year old fags and Malkin a russian sweet hearted stick magician.

And oh.. There goes the first!
>> Anonymous
>>127042
think ill go for the pens then, sounds underdog to me. well there you go 1-0 :D
>> Anonymous
HOSSA! THE HOSS!!!
>> Anonymous
HAHA FUCK YOU DETROIT
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
>>127016

1997-1998 Wings, most likely, I guess, because of Vladimir Konstantinov. Sure, it was a feel-good story, but I think it was justifiable.

I liked the style he played with. Not much a goal scorer, but was intimidating to those against him and could take people right out of their game.

Hell, if it weren't for the accident, he would've played well into the 2000's and showed all these passive defenders how real men play defense.
>> Anonymous
so what does power play mean then, what is that?
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>127051

Dude, fuck you. That Final broke my heart.
>> Anonymous
>>127044
when one guy commits a penalty and has to sit in the box for 2 minutes, that team is a man down. The opposite team is up 1 player on the ice, i.e. "power play"
>> Anonymous
>>127044

Obstructing other players or using excessive force can result in penalties. When a player is given a penalty, they spend 2, 4, or 5 minutes in the penalty box. During this time, the penalized team may not replace the penalized player on the ice (unless it was a 5 min. penalty)

Result is a man-advantage for the other team: a Power Play.
>> Anonymous
>>127052
Go suck Tie Domi's dick...
>> Anonymous
do all the players "shoot" or do the other players just get it to the "strikers"?
>> Anonymous
>>127029
It took Ovechkin a year to learn English, and everyone knows that he isn't wearing the sharpest skates on the ice. Malkin hasn't even attempted to learn the language.

And yeah. RIP Luc. He's from the same province as me. Not too many New Brunswickers make it to the NHL. Was a sad day for us all here

Also
>>127031
lol'd hard. Thanks
>> Anonymous
>>127058
what?
>> Anonymous
Fucking dive.
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
>>127053

Oh, really. Why? Washington fan?
>> Anonymous
Well, one team certainly showed up to play...
>> Anonymous
>>127063
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
FUCK
>> Anonymous
Tie game.
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
Oh, and 1-1.
>> Anonymous
YEEEAAAAAH WINGS
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>127052
http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesArticle/Controlling-a-Power-Play-in-Hockey.id-884,subcat-
SPORTS.html
>> Anonymous
>>127059

The only rules on scoring are: no kicking with your skates, no batting with your gloves, no slapping it in with your stick above the goal, and a player cannot be in the "crease" (the painted area the goalie stands in) before the puck.
>> Anonymous
>CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
How do I screen own goalie?
>> Anonymous
W00t bitches!
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>127065

Yes. Lifelong Caps fan. I went to grade school with Dale Hunter's son. It's okay though, they'll win one with Ovechkin.
>> Anonymous
>>127059

GB2/soc/fag
>> Anonymous
>>127082

No, they won't.
>> Anonymous
>>127078
thanks
>> Anonymous
>>127082

Which son?
>> Anonymous
Is it me, or is this a really shitty picture on NBC?

Or could that just be the Penguins ice surface sucking cock?
>> Anonymous
>>127088Or could that just be the Penguins ice surface sucking cock?

Did you really need to ask?
>> Anonymous
>>127088

It looks bad on CBC too, so I assume the latter.
>> Anonymous
>>127090

Yeah, I know. :\

5 minutes into the game and it looks like they've been playing for 45 minutes on it. It's no wonder they are so good at home, they know all the nooks and crannies of their surface.
>> Anonymous
>>127082
They have to, or else Ovechkin won't leave the league and will just become the next Chris Chelios
>> Anonymous
haha osgood what a bitch
failing down all the fucking time trying to draw a penalty
stay in the net you dumb faggot
>> Anonymous
/r/ Crosby and Fleury holding hands
>> Anonymous
Why does the coach not punish Flurry for trying to play the puck all the damn time?
>> Anonymous
Oh and did anyone happen to save that pic with Therrien at a presser with the baby bonnet and pacifier?
>> Anonymous
Someone let me know how the intermission "report" on NBC goes tonight. I'll be watching Don, for what should be obvious reasons.
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>127084

Tucker Hunter. We weren't best friends but the kid was cool. They obviously moved away when Dale got shipped to the Aves.
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
>>127082

They just might. But I think they need to work on consistency a bit more. Not sure with what, but they tend to lag off a bit during games.

But, as a Senators fan, I'm really not allowed to criticizes, am I?
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
>>127102

Hahaha. If CB were here now, he'd probably rip me a structurally superfluous new asshole for useing criticizes instead of criticize.

Oh, goodness gracious. That does make me laugh.
>> Anonymous
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>>127102
> Senators fan
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>127101

Holy fuck. I just decided to google his name to see if he's in the minors anywhere. Check this shit out:

www.londonknights.com/display_player.asp?player=131
>> Anonymous
Anyone else feel that there has been way more broken sticks than usual?
>> Anonymous
>>127108
And another one.

What a cheap penalty
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
>>127105

I know, right?

>>127108

Curse of the composite stick.
>> Anonymous
the pens pretty much just don't deserve a cup.
especially with faggots like crosby and malkin on their team.
>> Anonymous
>>127101

Cool, I'm from London (he coaches our OHL team, the Knights) so there's always atleast 7 of them in town. They're all great guys.
>> Anonymous
Pittsburgh getting anally raped in front of Osgood
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
>>127115

If you see Tucker, tell him Alex from HT said hi.
>> Anonymous
>>127106

God damn does he look like his father or what?
>> Anonymous
A penguin getting called for diving????

CB is shitting himself somewhere
>> Anonymous
You know, this coincidental minor thing with a dive is retarded. They should only call the dive, maybe that will stop all this diving nonsense.
>> Anonymous
>>127126
I agree.
>> Anonymous
>>127126

Yeah, I've never understood it myself. If he dove does that not mean that there was technically no infraction?
>> Anonymous
>>127126
>>127130

You can still dive even if legitimately obstructed. But, I didn't get to see the penalty call, so I couldn't say if this case was that or not.
>> Anonymous
I'M WEARING YOUR UNDERWARE!
>> Anonymous
>>127132

I hate that commercial. They need to show new fucking commercials for these games, I keep seeing the same ones over and over. If I see that dockers one again, I think I'll scream.
>> Anonymous
>>127134
To me the only commercial it seems like they're playing is the soccer one.
>> Anonymous
>>127137

The USA/Brazil one?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
>> Anonymous
>>127138
Yeah.. I see it on every single commercial break.
>> Anonymous
>>127141

THERE IT IS AGAINAFGOAHOGAAFAFGKASJ219R90WYDFAW
>> Anonymous
>>127142
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
LOL, maybe we should stop talking about those commercials, we talk about them, THEY FUCKING PLAY THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> Anonymous
dockers
>> Anonymous
>>127152
amp, with donkey lips
>> Anonymous
>>127153

YOU'RE MOMMA'S SO UGLY THEY RENAMED HALLOWEEN, YOMOMMAWEEN.
>> Anonymous
Helm needs more ice time. That guy skates his ass off.
>> Anonymous
wasn't icing, nbc wanted commercials
>> Anonymous
it's Fuhrer Car to teh rescue!
>> Anonymous
Refs don't like Ruutu
>> Anonymous
Why is this thread so slow tonight?
>> Anonymous
>>127182

No tripfags to troll us.
>> Anonymous
>>127175

That's because he's a fag.
>> ??Mr. Puddigton?? !3GqYIJ3Obs
Jesus fucking christ.

Bettman's sleeping with Pens pajamas.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH PITTSBURGH POWER PLAY
>> Anonymous
Was CBC hating on Malkin like NBC was?
>> Anonymous
How many times have I seen two Red Wings standing next to each other, or playing the same Pittsburgh Penguin in the defensive zone.

This is why the game is tied and the Wings aren't up. Sloppy positioning.
>> Anonymous
>>127199
Now not only are they standing next to each other on defense, they're taking shots away from each other on offense.
>> Anonymous
>>127196
Nobody watches CBC. They talk like they're killing time.
>> Anonymous
>>127208

CBC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> NBC

6/10, I raged a little
>> Anonymous
>>127210
Oh shit I'm watching a Canadian channel I'm so savvy.

I watched Game 2 and 3 on CBC, play-by-play sounded matter-of-fact, almost bored.
>> Anonymous
>>127060
You are welcome, 4chan is not for ignorant 13 year old faggots who heard about on G4.
>> Anonymous
>>127216

because it's a boring series
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
TO:>>127216
RE: CBC

>>127224
>> Anonymous
>>127224
What are you talking about? There's been some great puck movement, and both teams have been banging the shit out of each other on the boards.
>> Anonymous
>>127113
>the pens pretty much just don't deserve a cup.
especially with faggots like crosby and malkin on their team.

The Pens pretty much just don't deserve a cup.
especially with faggots like Crosby and Malkin on their team.

Fix'd

Lern 2 tyep faget.
>> Anonymous
>>127224
>>127228

Yet NBC and the Igloo crowd manage to show excitement.
>> Anonymous
>>127229
Which is composing approx. five minutes of each period.

Otherwise, it's just mucking about in the neutral zone.
>> Anonymous
>>127162
Learn to type nigger!
>> Anonymous
I can't believe NBC is still doing that retarded puck tracking shit. Are Americans still having a hard time seeing the puck?
>> Anonymous
>>126436Malkin has a breakout game(2G, 2A). Holmstrom dresses but only plays for a period after Gill rips him apart in the front of the net.

I just want to remind everyone of CB's bold pre-game prediction.
>> Anonymous
Penguins... Red Wings...

Proceed with your 3rd period snorefest.

zzz...
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
>>127236

Igloo: Pens fans. Using CB as a benchmark, most Pens fans could be entertained by someone dangling a bunch of keys on ring in front of them.

NBC: American television. The whole point is to hyperbole everything.
>> Anonymous
>>127250
I haven't seen hide nor hare of that foxtail stuff. What are you watching?
>> Anonymous
>>127257
It was during the Intermission Report. They only used it on, GUESS WHAT! Cindy's only scoring chance that period.
>> Anonymous
>>127257

It was during their intermission replays.
>> Anonymous
SCOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

HUDLER!
>> Anonymous
If you thought this game was boring before, now we'll get to see Detroit play 1-4 for the rest of the period.
>> Anonymous
HUDLER!!!
>> Anonymous
>>127268
>>127268
>>127268
>> Anonymous
Fourth line getting it done.
>> Anonymous
>>127256
I'd like to see the TV and arena crowds where you live.

Play-by-play: Puck centered near the net... but there's no goal so why did they bother? This is pointless, meaningless spectacle anyways.

Crowd: STOP THE GAME! STOP THE GAME!
>> Anonymous
>>127260
>>127264

So then why do you care? They use arrows and circles and shit on replays too.
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
>>127274

... WHY ARE YOU RECITING THE COMMENTATORS WORD FOR WORD?

GET OUT OF MY TELEVISION SET!
>> Anonymous
Can you say squeak.
>> Anonymous
Jesus Christ, any time Flurry touches the puck when it's not to make a save is almost always a terrible fuck-up.
>> Anonymous
33 years
>> Anonymous
>>127283
LEAVE MAF ALONE
>> Anonymous
>>127279

I don't need special effects to follow the play.
>> Anonymous
Malkin finally gets some net.
>> Anonymous
COMING AT YA
>> Anonymous
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>>127300
>> Anonymous
>>127296I don't need special effects to follow the play.
You are awesome. Man I'm impressed. Because that's what this issue is about; it's a test of the viewer hockey sense.
>> Anonymous
....so Crosby is a Ferrari now?
>> Skulle
>>126525
Regardless of who's right in this argument, reading this shit is embarrassing. Grow up.
>> Anonymous
Who is the retard on NBC that thinks Crosby can kill penalties?
>> Anonymous
Hal Gill is looking for his nutsack.
>> Anonymous
More Therrien BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWing
>> Anonymous
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
>> Anonymous
HORSESHIT
>> Anonymous
Of course, the only interference call they bother to call tonight involves Cindy.
>> Anonymous
Zetterberg has been all over the place tonight.
>> Anonymous
Lol, that was seriously pathetic.

Don't know if you penguin faggots know, but on a 5-on-3, you usually tend to score.
>> Anonymous
way to jump&dive.
crosby you faggot.
disgrace to the nhl.
>> Anonymous
>>127352
Learn to type you ignorant bastard.
This isn't fucking youtube, the adults are trying to have an intelligent discussion.

Oh, and GTFO my /sp/.
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
>>127352

Poor spelling, but you get points for factual argument.

Bravo.
>> Anonymous
>>127358
Are you m<3<3t?
Then it aint your /sp/, sorry!

and lol @ adults talking on 4chan

did i just get troll'd :(
>> Anonymous
>>127361
Gosh it's late. Aren't you supposed to be in bed by now?
>> Anonymous
>>127365
it's the weekend silly!
>> Anonymous
Some fan just yelled "Malkin get your ass in gear or go back to the motherland"

I lol'd so hard.
>> Anonymous
>>127361
good job, pretend to be me.
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A
>>127384

$5 on it being CB.
>> Anonymous
33 years wingsfags
>> Anonymous
why didthey announce to not throw objects? did someone send an octopus flying or?
>> CommunistRapscallion !kXp4kw2W5A!!9bt
Oh, would you look at that.
>> Anonymous
Where is your god now Pensfags
>> Anonymous
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Butt-hurt CB and his Mommy.
>> Anonymous
>>127493
Awwww, they even part their hair the same way.
>> Anonymous
BUmp
>> ??Mr. Puddigton?? !3GqYIJ3Obs
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA Fucking bandwagon jumpers!

Harharharharharhar
>> Anonymous
>>126436
YEP, SOME BREAKOUT GAME FOR MALKIN THERE
>> CommunistRapscallion !!JYdetl63MX/
>>126442

Wow... it's like he can see into the future.

Making caps, btw. Just in case he tries to pussy out of his prediction again like he did with his Pens Sweep theory.
>> CommunistRapscallion !!JYdetl63MX/
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Derp.