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ITT Great nicknames.

The Polish Rifle
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THE CANADIAN CRIPPLER.
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Shake and Blake
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THE BIG TUNA
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Half-man Half-effort
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Purple Jesus
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BIG POPPA PUMP
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CP3
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Rambling Randall
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Rick Ross
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THE BIG CACTUS
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Marshall "I don't give a" Faulk
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MISSISSIPPI LIGHTNING.
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VD
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>>26623
fucking all those muscle is useless.
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Dirty Sanchez
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Scramblin fran at your service
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
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Agent Zero?
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King James
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>>26800
whatever to hibachi? guess that didn't catch on.
>> Anonymous
>>26810
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzRgfyvk_W8
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>>26814
lol.... wtf is this?
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AK-27
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The Round Mound of Rebound.
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>>26804
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>>26636
FUCK YEAH!!
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Mordecai "Three Fingers" Brown

To this day, still the best name in baseball history.
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"Pistol" Pete Maravich
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God. Seen here snorting the touchline. Gg we won
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Grapes
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The Dominator.
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Sexy Rexy
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Ollie the Goalie
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Gay Rod
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>>27152
/thread
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>>27152
>>27143
>>26591
>>26596

superior
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"The Next One"
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>>27250
O LAWD I LOL'D
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>>27250
"The Next One"
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>>27250
>>27259
how do I lost fight
>> Peoples Champ !!5VHuZiQxe5N
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The Peoples champ
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Spaceman
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>>27336
BILL LEE IS WIN
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Sandis the Ozolinsh that stole Christmas
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The Russian Rocket.
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Bobby Lou
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The Finnish Flash
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>>27382
I was a HUGE Bure fan. He's the reason I'm a RW.
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White Chocolate
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BIG COUNTRY.

God this guy sucked.
>> Anonymous
>>27282

No, I'm pretty sure the first one is one of the many times Lindros lay concussed on the ice.

>>27390

It's probably because you can't play defense.
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The Pearl
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Brazilian Blur
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>>27421
Na, I can play D. I just like to be always on the move, as well as I have a killer wrist shot.
>> Anonymous
>>27421
Na, I can play D. I just like to be always on the move, as well as I have a killer wrist shot AND I'm not big enough.
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>>26591

Fail right from the start. HERE'S the Polish Rifle.
>> Anonymous
>>27259

hahaha, awesome. Looks like he is practicing for his boyfriend.

Crosby you little hussy.
>> HKK !Li1UpTuBEs
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Dead Motherfucker
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>>27259
Check out this dude right here.
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Whispering Death
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Ball Master
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Do not adjust your computer screen...

Ted "the Mad stork" Hendricks really was so tall compared to everyone else back then that even while slightly squatting and hunched over he was as tall as Montana.

Montana is also about to get unloaded on.

P.s. Defensive linemen and linebackers from this era are fucking nuts.
>> Duke of Flatbush Anonymous
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The king of Spain!!
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Maurice "The Rocket" Richard
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Pavel Nedved
The Czech Canon

in before GTFO Eurofag
>> Anonymous
>>27313
People's chump is more like it.
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Kobe "The Rapist" Bryant
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Isiah "lucky to have a job" Thomas
>> Raider Nation
>>27560
Better than the Spurzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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"The Intellectual Assassin" Ron Mix
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Night Train
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Shawne "Lights out" Merriman
>> Anonymous
>>27585

>Shawne "Steroid Jiggle" Merrimen
Fixed it for you :3
>> Anonymous
Anon is douche. Nfl fans dont care about steroids. Fixed that for you :)
>> /sp/'s Enforcer !pz76SXEJI6
>>27876
> :3

Get the fuck out faggot.
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Goldenballs
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Derek Anderception
>> Anonymous
>>27585
Don't you mean Shawne "Gay Dance" Merriman?
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The Great One
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Afghanistan.

If any of you Amerifags work this one out, I'll post my balls on /b/, no joke.
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He.
Hate.
Me.
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the 'tall tactician'
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The Rawalpindi Express.
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"Le Magnifique"
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Clyde "The Glide" Drexler.
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>>28347
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His Airness

or just...

Air.
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The Mailman
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>>28356
How did this guy not win a ring. Look at him GODDAMN!
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Roger "The Dodger" Staubach. Also, Captain Comeback.
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Bernie "Please Sack Me" Kosar.
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>>28377
David "Please Sack Me" Carr
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André "Red Light" Racicot, for his lack of goaltending skills.
>> Anonymous
>>28387
And his love of prostitutes.
>> Anonymous
good one lol>>28387
>> GOOBERJOOVIES !h1I8KzYeUU
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The Staten Island Scot

/thread
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Johnny "I wear a parachute on my back when i run" Estrada
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>>28356
because of His Airness
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"Landycakes"
>> aka Mr. Drummond Steve Nash
nobody takes better care of black people
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Plexiglass Burress.
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Shrek
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Leadfoot, doing what he did best.
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Zyklon Beasley.
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>>28983

oh how i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>28976
His real name is even better. What the hell kind of name is Plaxico? That is what you would name a plastics company.
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"That gangly daft coont".
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Tom "18-1" Brady
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>>29014
Most 'Pool fans just say "Get the hell off the field Crouchy, I don't care if you're our top scorer last season, we have an irrational hate for you even though you could very easily go somewhere else and get first team football on a regular basis, start diving more like Steven Gerrard."

I guess yours is shorter...
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The Fishie.
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>>27336
Nice


Trevor Linden
He doesn't need a damn nickname.
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"That shameless corporate shill"
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Saint Nik
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>>27891
Faggots are quick to call other people faggots to hide their horrible gayness.

Also:
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
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The 'Bulin Wall
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EFB
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The King
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>>29070
You are such a faggot.
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>>28301

Oh Rod Smart... How we'll remember you here in Carolina for that one punt return you brought back for a touchdown. I still remember how the broadcaster shouted "HE HATE ME! WE LOVE YOUUUUU!"
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The Doctor
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>>29326
>The Doctor
>> thetruth !!aGXBnMVTlN3
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>>29326

you called for me?
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Anyone else notice that almost every nickname in here could be an applied nickname to your penis?
>> Anonymous
>>29355
I often refer to my penis as He Hate Me.
>> Anonymous
The Big Unit.

How was this not posted yet?
>> Anonymous
>>27143

TURNOVERSAURUS REX?!?!
>> Anonymous
>>29054
Look at the Mascot in the back. That's Pedobear in Canada. Also, lolis are in bags, makes it too easy for the motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
>>29355
Then I think "Purple Jesus" would be apt for mine.
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The Captain
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>>29665

I disagree.

THIS is "The Captain." Longest serving captain in NHL history, at least until Crosby passes him in 20 years.
>> Anonymous
>>29682
Ain't gonna happen.
I'm betting Crosby is out within next 10 years. He's gonna go Lindros route.
>> Anonymous
>>29665
more like The Captain and Tenile
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Ken "The rat" Linseman
>> Anonymous
>>29665

It's "Moose" actually.

Or "Mr. Guarantee" on some occasions.
>> Anonymous
>>29689

Haha no. If it happens to anyone it'll probably happen to Ovechkin. Guy puts his body on the line every game.
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Swervin' Irvan
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Mitch "The Rock" Richmond
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18-1
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18-1*

Don't forget the astrix people
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The Admiral.

Always thought it was a kickass nickname given his background.
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Not Favre
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I got a good one.

THE MACHINE.
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>>30056
What's the asterisk for?
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>>30239
18-1*

*Caught cheating.
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Slash
>> sage
>>30240

What's the story on that?
>> Anonymous
>>30275
Does "spygate" ring a bell?
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Stacey "The Plastic Man" Augmon
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Ron Mexico
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We almost forgot a biggie.

Hand of God/Legs of Glass/Fatso
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LOL SHASHA CRAPPA-SHIT IS ONLY A MACHINE WHEN IT CUMS TO FLOPPING
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sid the kid
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Stanley.

The octopus, not the goalie.
>> Anonymous
>>30275
where the FUCK have you been?
>> Anonymous
>>31331
I prefer "world's greatest player".