Usain Bolt's gonna play Football?http://www.goal.com/en/articolo.aspx?contenutoid=859913lolwut
That's not real football
>>330777Of course it is. Obviously he's pretty famous and wants to get paid well so no real reason to bother with Ameriball.But anyway how desperate are Madrid lol?
>>330783No it's not, because America would win fifa. They probably misprinted it, and he'll play for Real Salt Lake.
So wait, a guy whose only skillset is RUNNING, is seriously considered as qualified to join a soccer team?If that isn't a direct confirmation that it's a shit "sport" with no talent needed, I don't know what is.
shouldn't this be a career option for Olympic divers, too?
>>330801He's actually a pretty talented Footballer, that and he's just training. I'll give you a 2/10 try just a little bit harder with the trolling.
Bolt has to reason to play team sports, he can make plenty of money running fast and eating nuggets already
>>330806
<< - this will be him after 2 years of soccer, except not white
>>330812Did he lose a bet or something?
>>330812ok, over 9000 hours in mspaint
>>330818no, he's former german goalkeeper, oliver KAHN, and apparently picks out whatever he wants to wearyou must be new here to not know
>>330812KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
>>330812KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
>>330861nice sponsor
Lol, wtf?Couldn't get the most famous footballer so they got the most famous runner instead... Probably failed to get Phelps.Also in during KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
>>331007is that some mothafuckin burger king?FUCK YEAH KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
He's going to pick up some career ending injury in training I bet.
He couldn't be any worse than Heskey