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Anonymous
I don't believe there is enough Michael Phelps (a.k.a.- The Greatest Olympian of All Time) on /sp/. He may have the charisma of a plank of wood, but he IS a god among men.

I mean, I've searched pages looking, but to no avail aside from one joke thread.

Here you go.
>> Anonymous
the whore looks ugly
>> Anonymous
>>270926
Be quiet, Phelps is sensitive about his appearance.
>> Onee-chan !!dBwbrk+4DwV
Man if I had 16 medals or whatever the fuck, I'd wear them ALL around my neck ALL the time. Grocery store, school, gym, library, just taking a fucking walk... EVERYWHERE.
>> Anonymous
oh the things i would do to michael phelps.
>> Anonymous
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Oh nyet, Not yet.

Larissa Latynina USSR Gymnastics 1956–1964 9G 5S 4B Total 18
Michael Phelps USA Swimming 2000–2008 14G 0S 2B Total 16
>> Anonymous
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12,000 calories a day. AND HE BURNS IT ALL.

The man deserves another gold medal just for that.
>> Anonymous
>>270995

yeah actually, he just now tied someone else's record with these olympics under his belt now, i remember reading.
>> Anonymous
>>270995
He just needs three medals of any kind from the next Olympics. Piece of cake.
>> Anonymous
>>271061
>cake
Shut up fatty.