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Anonymous
Like sands through the hourglass...

These are the Rays of our lives.
>> Anonymous
That pennant was like a needle in a RAYstack.
>> Anonymous
This years playoffs were fucking RAY....get it?

Like Gay but with an R?
Its a pun, bitch.
>> Anonymous
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>>419510
>Like Gay but with an R?
>> Anonymous
I think the Phillies will get blown aRay
>> Anonymous
They've got such an aRay of talent
>> Anonymous
They're gonna get RAYped.
>> Anonymous
Everyone in Philly is going to be RAYging by the end of the World Series.
>> Anonymous
Two losing teams in the World Series?

That's a bit of a gRAY area.
>> Anonymous
the Phillies will get run out of town on a RAYl.
>> Anonymous
I just hope the games don't get RAYned out
>> Anonymous
Steve Irwin better not be on the Phillies roster, or else they're going to get RAYded!
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
This World Series is going to be gRAYte
>> Anonymous
Say your pRAYers, Philly.
>> Anonymous
I can't wait to see the victory paRAYde in Tampa/St.Pete!
>> Anonymous
Philly's defeat will be guaranteed when Matt Stairs is fRAYmed for steroid use.
>> Anonymous
I am afRAYd if I am not careful I might be estRAYnged from my TV set at the time of the first game. I almost hope it will be RAYned out until I can be there.

I think I will have to listen to some Stevie RAY Vaughan.


...that last one doesn't really fit in anywhere, but I wanted to say it.
>> Anonymous
>>419612
Doesn't matter, it had RAY in it, Nice job using your bRAYn to come up with those. also how do we archive this tRAYne of awesome?
>> Anonymous
CapitalistBastard picked the Rays and John McCain.

So, both now have the same chance of winning, ie none.
>> Anonymous
>>419621
This idiot needs the fluid dRAYned from his bRAYne.
>> Anonymous
>>419625
>>419620
>>419605
>>419594
>>419594
>>419567
>>419546
All by me, fucking fRAYme this shit and put it on the wall.
>> Anonymous
i really hope that tampa bay wins the world seRAYS

...

i'll see myself out
>> Anonymous
>>419639
Please do hurRAY
>> Anonymous
>>419558

that didn't even make any fucking sense.
>> Anonymous
all you homos are fucking GAYs.. Tampa GAY devil GAYS are like a needle in the GAYstack...
>> St.Feraligatr !VJOf9vVc0E
Everybody loves RAY
>> Anonymous
The Phillies might as well move to France, put on some beRAYs and surrender.
>> Anonymous
rays
>> Anonymous
My middle name is Ray.

...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
Even if the Phillies made a tRAYde for Manny RAYmirez they would still get RAYped in the World Series.
>> Anonymous
What a RAYmarkable season this team has had!
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Jesus christ, this thread is RAYtarded.
>> Anonymous
>>420108
you are dRAYming
>> Anonymous
Even if they win, they will still tRAYde away a good portion of their talent in the next few years, because they can't compete with the salaries that major markets can pay.
>> Anonymous
Wow, this thread is really fucking stupid.

...Yeah, it's just stupid.

No 'RAYtarded' or 'UnRAYginal'.

Just...really, really shitty.
>> Anonymous
>>420172
RAYly RAYly stupid?
>> Anonymous
>>420165

Every player who appeared in last night's game with the exception of Rocco Baldelli is under team control through at least the 2012 season. Longoria is signed through 2016!

This team is a long way away from being in disarRAY.
>> Amazing
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Baseballfag here, not really an /sp/ regular. But I have to say I was absolutely flattened by how the Rays just came out of the gate and stomped on everybody this year. I mean, they've never really been worth much of anything before.

And now...
>> Anonymous
I have PHILLING the rays are gonna lose the series.

Amidoinitrite Guys
>> Anonymous
The fact that the Cubs are not in the World Series makes me want to RAYge.
>> Anonymous
I can't wait to see Matt Stairs PHILL up the rays butts with his raining homers...

I will PHILL very fulPHILLed
>> Anonymous
As a general rule, I try to refRAYn from using puns.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
One more lame pun and I swear to god I'm gonna lose my TAMPA.
>> Anonymous
>>420223
As a Brewersfag, I thought the Cubs getting swept in the first round was RAYmazing.
>> Anonymous
>>420268
touchRAY
>> Anonymous
>>420271
White Soxfag here, seconding.
And no I'm not participating in any RAY faggotry, though I was glad to see them win last night.
>> Anonymous
the phillies are gonna have to pRAY for mercy from the invincible RAYS
>> Anonymous
Lets archive this tRAYne of awesome.
>> Anonymous
rays
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
rays
>> Anonymous
rays
>> Anonymous
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>>421066
>> SSG Posted Here
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>>421066
>>421394
>> Anonymous
I've got a PHILLING that the rays are going to get stompt
>> Anonymous
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>>421400
THAT WAS AN 'ICE ONE
>> Anonymous
>>421405

Fuck off, you aren't COOL anymore. It's all about SEAL now
>> Anonymous
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>>421406
I guess I'll just have to FREEZE his assets
>> Anonymous
>>421400

I had a proPHILcy that the rays will get spanked as well...

I hope they wear proper proPHILLactics when they buttfuck the rays...
>> Anonymous
>>421407
sorry, freeze

looks like /sp/ is giving you the COLD shoulder
>> Anonymous
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come on guys.
>> Anonymous
Rays
>> Anonymous
This is the worst thread ever.
>> Anonymous
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Don't you mean,"This is the FROST thread ever"?
>> Anonymous
Tampa is cRAYving a world series title!
>> Ray Romano
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Did I hear my name?
>> Anonymous
Damn, that was on RAYzor thin ALCS.

But I think Tampa is gonna RAYpe in the WS
>> Anonymous
These puns make me fucking RAYge!
>> Anonymous
bump fags are going to RAYge at the sage their about to get.

I even expect Tampa to win, I hate this shitty pun thread, its clogging up /sp/. You guys aren't witty.

J/K its awesome lolololololololol
>> Anonymous
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DIRK KUYT DIRK KUYT DIRK KUYT
DIRK KUYT DIRK KUYT DIRK KUYT
DIRK KUYT DIRK KUYT DIRK KUYT
DIRK KUYT DIRK KUYT DIRK KUYT
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>> Anonymous
Sunday, Monday, Happy Rays,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Rays,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Rays,
Saturday, what a Ray,
Rockin all week with you.

This Ray is ours
Won't you be mine. (Oh Happy Rays)
This day is ours (Oh Happy Rays)
Oh please be mine.

Hello sunshine, goodbye rain,
She's wearing my high school ring on her chain.
She's my steady, I'm her man,
I'm gonna love her all I can.
(Chorus)
Gonna cruise her round the town,
Show everybody what I've found
Rock'n'roll with all my friends
Hopin' the music never ends.

These Happy Rays are yours and mine (oh Happy Rays)
These Happy Rays are yours and mine (oh Happy Rays)
These Happy Rays are yours and mine, Happy Rays.
>> Anonymous
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The ice... IS GONNA BREAK!!!
>> Anonymous
imagine the phillies winning.
that's cRAYzy ..rite?
>> Anonymous
>>422263
lol
>> Anonymous
>>419629
Typical /sp/orto bandwagoner, taking credit for half the thread
>> Anonymous
>>422312
Taking credit for my fucking gRAYt work
>> Anonymous
Every team is just playing for a bigger RAYcheck.
>> Anonymous
Alright enough with the terrible puns. A modeRAYtor is going to lock this thread, so I hope you've had your PHIL.
>> Anonymous
>>423748
>terrible puns

Please cite an example of a GOOD pun. Even one will be enough, but feel free to post a vast arRAY.
>> Anonymous
RAYquesting Archive!
>> Anonymous
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>>423748
That an amazing pun I must be in the presence of the FROZEN one
>> Anonymous
YAR har fiddledeedee
>> Anonymous
>>423755
>Please cite an example of a GOOD pun. Even one will be enough, but PHIL free to post a vast arRAY

Fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>423781
lol'd
>> Anonymous
I think that the RAYs will win the world series.
>> Anonymous
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>>423787
>> Anonymous
It's Official. The Rays have won tonights game.
>> Anonymous
when the fuck did the rays bandwagon start? I WANT TO JOIN CHAMPION 08 HURRRRR
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>424041
and advice dog just fucking died with this shithead comment.

goodbye meme
>> Anonymous
>>424052
Butthurt.
>> Anonymous
>>424052
bandwagonfaggot
>> Anonymous
LOL GOOD START GUISE
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>424091
lol'd
>> Anonymous
Whos butthurt now?


KAZMIR
KAZMIR
KAZMIR
KAZMIR
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
FINALLY! I have watched too many sorry souls groud to near first base, and give up on running less than 45' toward the bag.

Why can't more people run like there's an angry mob on their tail the way we just saw Iwamura do it?
>> Anonymous
more like why cant more people run like Upton?
>> Anonymous
Wow, way to blow the ground rule explanation...

If it stays in A or B, it's a ground rule double. If it falls and hits the ground, it's fair; but if caught, it's an out.
>> Anonymous
HE WAS OUT!!!!
>> Anonymous
Yeah he was, but the umpire can't see around legs.

So about them Cowbells...
>> Anonymous
>>424147
I guess they're assuming 90% of Rays "fans" don't normally watch baseball.

Oh wait...
>> Anonymous
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Ladie's and gentlemen, the official mascot of the Rays, according to FOX.
>> Anonymous
>>424165
snicker
>> Anonymous
>>424165
That's low.

As in, a really low number. Probably more like 99%.
>> Anonymous
>>419510
If you have to explain it, it isn't funny. Faggot.
>> Anonymous
Upton gives me an erection
>> Anonymous
Let's talk merger guise. XD
>> Anonymous
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>>424052
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
>>424276

Oh u
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Rays
>> Anonymous
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This series will be over in 30 minutes!