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Anonymous
Think of this, /sp/:

Space Jam. Yes, shit movie, but I can make it better. First off, fuck Michael Jordan and basketball. We need a better hero.

It will be the story of Rax Grissman as he is about to retire football, but the Looney Tunes show and ask him to play in a football game against a team of Martian American football players.

Rax, at first, is scared, but the Looney Tunes need him because he's the only person who can throw the ball deep enough that the Martians can't catch up the speed.

Rax plays, throws twelve touchdowns, and the Looney Tunes and Rax win with a final touchdown throw that he throws himself and catches himself in the endzone.

In the ending credits, it shows him winning the Super Bowl and then marrying five super models in Saudi Arabia.
>> Anonymous
...Greatest /sp/ thread of all-time.

It makes no sense, but it sounds cool.
>> Anonymous
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FUCK RAX
>> Anonymous
RAX GRISSMAN MOVIE HERO
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH RAX JAM
>> Anonymous
>>412800
DREE BRAZZ...
>> Anonymous
>>412800
can he be in the movie?
>> Anonymous
as long as Matt Stairs is not allowed to steal spotlight from RAX.
>> Anonymous
>>412800
No, but Drew Brees shall be the quarterback whose skills are stolen for the Martian QBs usage