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Anonymous
Hey guise, wut's going on here?
>> Anonymous
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I was hoping you could tell me
>> Anonymous
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oh hay, did i miss anything?
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>>48924
>>48935
Don't worry guys, I've got this sorted out.
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>>48941
Well, let's hear it then
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>>48941
I don't think you do.
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>>48943
It's simple really:

Step 1: Buy Fernandu Torris.
Step 2: Play him.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!
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>>48949
I only have David Villa, does that work too? I checked the Atletico Madrid store, and they're all out of Torres.
>> Anonymous
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Anyone wanna buy this guy? Your shirt sales will go up 85% with him in your team. Just make sure you don't overwork him, he doesn't like that.
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>>48952
I'm still available guys. Let's not forget about me.
>> Anonymous
lulz
>> Anonymous
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You guys have it all wrong. It doesn't matter if you win, as long as you play good football and have fun. A music album is fine too.
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>>48949
Fuck you Rafa, I can't fucking buy players.

Now if I could only get that Arsenal guy as my goalkeeper, I could win the EURO 2008.
>> Anonymous
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I think it's time for you guys to step down and let a professional take over.

Also,
>>48945
All your problems can be fixed by making Almunia, English. Srsly.
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>>48970
...........Guise, should we tell him?
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>>48970
Hey, let's all just get along and play good football. Srlsy guise, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
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>>48970
I don't think our team qualified, Sorry Boss
It's all my foult, if only I'd have been there to help the lads. They're all so helpless without me.
>> Anonymous
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Guise, let's not lose sight of the main issue in this thread.
>> Anonymous
FUCK SOCCER.
>> Anonymous
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I'm out of here if we don't make the Champions League. I come here to win everything and what do I get? A team full of half dead guys...fuck you all
>> Anonymous
>>48985
Fuck off, Amerifag. You're not the center of the universe.
>> Anonymous
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Guise, who should I get fired from their job? Hmm...so many choices, so little time.

I guess I'll just have to go to whomever pays me the most. Tough luck Schuster.
>> Anonymous
>>48987
yes we are ask iraq.
>> Anonymous
>>48985
seconded
>>48987
neither are you faggot
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Does any of you have a joint? I could really use one right now, I have all these people telling me I should leave the club, but I really don't want to leave my players all alone...What should I do /sp/?
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>>48985
>> Anonymous
>>48987
>>48992
Hey faggots, this works a lot better if you just ignore the trolls. Take it from a Jew, I know.
>> Anonymous
If you enjoy soccer, you are a terrorist.
>> Anonymous
>>48988
Sorry, I just told the president i'll win the Champions League next year and he gave me 200 mln € for summer transfers. Srsly guys, it's all in sweettalking the president.
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>>48987
>>48992
Hey faggots, this works a lot better if you just ignore the trolls. Take it from a Jew, I know.
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>>48995
(fail)
>> Anonymous
I rather watch Spurs play the Pistons in the NBA Finals than watching a bunch of whiny diving faggots play soccers.
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>>48997
Wait, what? You're a JEW? Fuck, that's it, you're fired.
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>>48999
Dream on faggot, Spurs suck.
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>>49000
I told you! You should have listened to me before you got involved. Don't expect me to come back.
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>>48999
Thank you for the kind words my friend, though I've never heard of these, what did you call them, Pistons before? But still it's nice to hear there are people who believe in us. I promise i'll win the UEFA Cup again someday.
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>>49002
Um...Hello?..Jose are you there? Listen, I was thinking of getting rid of Mancini, so...I don't know, you think you could stop by and maybe help us win the Champions League next year?
>> Anonymous
this thread sucks....
>> Anonymous
>>49012
go watch your fat faggots play american football
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>>49010
You fire? me?

I QUIT!
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>>49010
Hey man, let's worry about qualifying for the Champions League next year first.
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>>49018
No worries Gennaro, there's always a spot for you on my team.
>> Anonymous
this is the cancer that is killing /sp/
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>>49023
Wut about me boss? Did you forget already?
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>>49002
I think you're bluffing. I'll buy anyone you want if you come back, how's that?
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>>49030
Well that all depends on whether Spurs accepts my swap offer for Berbatov or not.
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>>49018
Huh? Why should I care if you make it to the CL next year? Is old age finally getting the better of you guys?
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Why are you guys ignoring me?
>> Anonymous
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can't catch me!
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>>49044
Enjoy it while it lasts. I was once in your position too.
>> Anonymous
>>49038

Now now Sir Alex, been drinking a bit much red wine have we? You'll never get Berbatov from me, can't you see that my team sucks without him? If we sell him we'll stand no chance of cementing our place as the fifth best team in England.
>> Anonymous
>>49044
Yeah...Theo...Listen, I think we have a problem. I was just browsing Wikipedia, andI found out you're not French...I'm sorry, I don't think we can work together anymore. I'm sending you to Newcastle.
>> Anonymous
is this suppose to be funny?
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Theo is not in my plans for world domination.
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>>49048
Theo? Is he the fast kid? Nice, he'll fit right in into my team of rejects.
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>>49051
>>49053
Hey Kevin, I heard your team were looking to overpay for another has been.
>> Anonymous
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what about me boss?
>> Anonymous
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I wonder if Newcastle need an Assistant Manager...
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>>49043
Beat it fag, Barcelona is mine.
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>>49058

he he he
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>>49064
Enjoy the tournament without your star striker.
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>>49067

Enjoy playing in the Championship. This time we'll not give you Djourou to help you out.
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>>49067
Don't worry, I'll be back by then.
>> Anonymous
>>49071

>Bendtner.
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>>48945
Just look at this faggot Sven. How could they take him over me? If only they'd offer me more money, I'd win the WC 2010, instead they chose this cheap fag over me. How could they not see how awesome I am?
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>>49082

No need to be angry, this is England after all.
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...Guys? Are you even listening to me?
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>>49089
You're fired. But don't worry, they can always use a coach with your ability and knowledge in the EPL. Now if you would just leave my office, I need to call Mourinho.
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I don't know if you guys've head about this yet, but I scored a goal today.
>> Anonymous
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I'm a manager that wins cup finals in a team that wants to be successfu in the league.
>> Anonymous
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You guys know where I can get some pie?
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I have no relevance to this conversation, but I have radioactive blood.
>> Anonymous
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God i wish i could take over Roma...
>> Anonymous
>>49933
fucking awesome
>> Anonymous
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im telling u guise im the only nigur here who can take care of the situation but why wont any one acknowledge me =[ let me do my JOB!