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Choose Your Own Adventure: Manny Being Choosey in Free Agency

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/11/17/choose-your-own-adventure-manny-being-choosey-in-free-agency/

I ended up on Dancing With the Stars.
>> Anonymous
I fucking lol'd.

Madonna cheated on A-Rod with me and A-Rod ran away.
>> Anonymous
Manny Being Choosey: Swing For the Fences

ya baby I swept the redsox, bitch please I was born to do this, ain't no rally monkey keeping me down
>> Anonymous
>You're smitten instantly. You spend the rest of the night telling her everything about yourself and she explains Kabbalah theories to you well into the next morning. The next few weeks are repeats, long nights spent in clandestine meetings full of romance, until the fateful day a photographer catches the two of you leaving your apartment together. The photo is everywhere you look, impossible for Alex Rodriguez to miss. You walk into the clubhouse later that day to learn the news that he's disappeared. He was last seen running shirtless through Central Park, tears streaming down his face, holding a copy of the photo.


Can't stop laughing.
>> Anonymous
I found true love with Madonna.
>> Anonymous
I signed with the Royals for league minimum.
Do I win?
>> Anonymous
Madonna one was the best

Joining the circus with Rally Monkey was close second
>> dolphins are gods !!9e1fWM+S5Fn
In the spring of 2009, you've become resigned to your fate as a member of the Cincinnati Reds, and you open a Skyline Chili franchise with your new teammate, Andruw Jones.
>> Anonymous
I became Palin's 2012 VP pick and lost the election.
Then I ended my career with the Long Island Ducks.
Yay?
>> Anonymous
i didnt know this thing told the future

>>In Game 7 of the World Series (held at Dodger Stadium because, even though the Red Sox had 18 more wins than your team, the National League won the All Star game thanks to your two-run home run), you're at bat with the bases loaded and down by three in the ninth against Jonathon Papelbon, and you hit a 1-2 fastball over the left field wall to win the Series for the Dodgers. You tip your hat to Papelbon and he responds by sticking his tongue out at you.
>> Anonymous
Signed with the Nats!
>> POTTSVILLE MAROONS
I accidentally a Royal. Is that bad?
>> Anonymous
>When the freighter drops you on a vast expanse of snow and a giant Humvee painted white is waiting to escort you, you're certain you're not in Boston. As the vehicle rumbles over the snow, you realize you're in Antarctica. You're fairly certain that Theo Epstein does not have a Fortress of Solitude. You're positive that Larry Lucchino is not Adrian Veidt.


>"Trey, you're turning in to a penguin. Stop it."

"That actually is a penguin."

Jesus Christ, I'm fucking dying
>> Anonymous
Fuck PETA; I wanted him to eat the monkey :(
>> Anonymous
I signed with the Sox and somehow ended up in Antarctica

And then I accidentally a Royal somehow
>> Anonymous
sox->antartica->cubs
>> Anonymous
>>478576
That's what i ended up with.
>> Anonymous
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