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Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Hahahahahahahaha, MMA is collapsing. Guess America's getting tired of seeing two barely-intelligent men dry hump in a very serious manner.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news;_ylt=AvwIWVLQcB2po7XmfJ5YXDo5nYcB?slug=dm-elitexc102008&prov=yh
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>> Anonymous
MMA was popular?
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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So no more of seeing this gigantic faggot lose to flamingos...
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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...and no more of this chick trying to come off as anything but an out-of-place stripper who thinks she's tough...
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
...and I guess that's all she wrote.

For those of you who are not only stupid and unevolved enough to enjoy MMA, but also want to KEEP enjoying it like the 40-IQ Marine Corps neanderthals you are, there's always Spike TV. Also, while you're watching your lowest-common-denominator "entertainment", remember this: You are the reason the world hates America.
>> Anonymous
>>42130440-IQ Marine Corps neanderthals

Fuck you. You wouldnt know the first thing about being a Marine.
>> Anonymous
>>421310
Anyone who joins the U.S. military is an idiot.

Die for worthless politicians they said...
>> Anonymous
stop bumping your own thread you faggot tripfag
>> Anonymous
EliteXC is failing... MMA is alive and well thanks the superior product of the UFC.

Saying MMA is collapsing because the EliteXC is failing is like saying Soccer is collapsing because the MLS sucks.
>> Anonymous
No, americunt, the UFC is collapsing. That's because you had to fag up the UFC by inducing 'rivalries' and other wrestling bullshit.

Pride is still going strong.
>> Anonymous
Anybody else get a semi from the OPs pic?
>> Anonymous
>>421342

If you're going to troll at least say something believable... like "Affliction is teh future!" or "DREAM is the next big thing!". But don't claim that an organization that was bought out by Zuffa and no longer exists is "going strong" that's just weak.

Learn to troll... americunt was a good start, idiotic terms for groups of people you don't like is always a good trolling strategy, but you have to follow it up with something. If you don't have any knowledge of the subject you're trolling on you still have options, go extremely heavy on the insults or change the subject.

There's nothing that disappoints me quite like a weak, lazy troll... it's just sad.
>> Anonymous
>>421293

ITT: Commissioner Red proves he is more of a real life loser then CB.

Get over it already you immature faggot.

Did some martial artist kick your ass when you where a kid or something?

Stop being so butthurt.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>421422

I studied wing chun for years when I was young, so yes, quite a few martial artists kicked my ass when I was a kid.

If you must know: in my opinion, the UFC and rackets like it do to martial arts what the captain of the football team did to your sister on homecoming night. The only difference is that after martial arts got raped, there wasn't a pregnancy test involved.
>> Anonymous
>>421441

Because taking karate when you were 9 is similar to UFC. Your trolling is weak, your meretricious comparisons are weaker.
>> f1nalMixx !Xw/sor.30I
ITT: Butthurt MMA fans. Fuck.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>421445
>karate
>meritricious

Your incorrect word usage aside, does MMA not stand for "mixed martial arts"? You'd think other martial arts besides krav maga (Yiddish for "dry humping") and jiujitsu in the style of the son of the neighbor of the lab partner of the personal driver of the barista of the personal accountant of Royce Gracie would be represented in "mixed". It's funny because Grqacie was the last actual martial artist in UFC, everyone since has been an endless line of genericised MMA goons. You know: shaved head, short spandex shorts, tattoos everywhere, extremely "tough" attitude. In the wrasslin' parlance, they'd be called CAWs. In MMA, they're called fighters. In the real world, they're called faggots.
>> headsigh !pPyM90q9.6
>>421313
You're a faggot.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>421459

There's a trade proposal on your desk. Just thought you might like to know.
>> Anonymous
I remember over a decade ago the UFC actually meant something awesome, it didn't mean this pansied, gaussied up bitch fest it is nowadays, it was most certainly akin to bloodsport, watching men of all shapes and sizes using styles from all around the world meeting up in some cage match to beat the living crap out of eachother the best way they could think of. Hell seeing some hawaiian sumo guy take on a kickboxer and having his teeth fly out the fucking ring and getting a concussion in the first minute of a fight was amazingly awesome. Also I believe it was banned from television back then for a reason, it was too awesome for the kiddies who watch it nowadays, plus it would have made wrestlers shit their pants if they knew they had to deal with that in the ratings.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>421340
>> Anonymous
>>421452

Incorrect word usage? lol. Try again. Or did dictionary.com give you the wrong definition? :(

It's obvious that you are trolling. You have no argument against MMA other than reverting to saying it is gay, the fighters are faggots, monkey references, etc. The same thing can be applied to your precious martial arts. I mean really, 9 year olds (like yourself at one point) participate in your dear aerobics. Because really, replace the robe with some spandex suits, sweatbands and scrunchies, turn on some Journey, and you've got yourself Jazzercise (aka Ka-ra-te).
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>421463

No fucking shit! Seeing people using completely different styles and disciplines and shit was what I remember UFC being, not this horseshit we have today. I remember one match in which a taekwondo practicioner went up against this Swedish dude who practiced savate. Fucking legs everywhere. It was amazing.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>421463


What the... fuck..

MMA now is far superior to the bullshit in the past. What was good about seeing royce gracie submit a 50 year old man or Keith hackney punch someone in the nuts or Fight 600 pound lame?


Is there something about athleticism that turns you off?

It's not like the freakshows went away, as there as still elitexc and dream if you like that kind of stuff. Elitexc just isn't on broadcast tv anymore.


I have no idea why RMD and you seem so intimidated my mma. You would never see me posting a soccer/baseball story if I hate it so much...


Too say mma is somehow worse now and not acknowledge GSP, Big Nog, Fedor, Anderson silva is just ignorant of what it actually takes to compete in a leveled playground.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>421469
Try watching a Cung Le match. Oh wait that's elite xc.
>> Anonymous
>>421441

Butthurt immature troll.

If you dont like MMA stop posting in the threads about it. You just come across as a little butthurt child.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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>>421467
>dictionary.com
>aerobics
>sweatbands and scrunchies
>Journey
>Jazzercise

Wow. You really ARE upset I attacked MMA, aren't you?

Don't worry. Your precious headpunch/dryhump festival will continue as long as America continues to be the least intelligent industrialised nation. However, what with Obama about to restore dignity and intelligence to the Presidency, that could slow to a halt sooner than you think...
>> Anonymous
>>421469
I don't think you see ANYONE but fucking americans in the fucking UFC anymore, and to hell with any real style, it's pretty much boxing with a few knee jabs anymore. Since when the fuck did these fuckers learn how to fight? Any real man from the old days of the UFC could have handed their asses back to them on a fucking platter.
>> Anonymous
>>421441

Btw, wing chun is for pussys. So yea, you did get your ass kicked as a kid.

I would feel sorry for you if you weren't such a bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>421476

see

>>421475
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>421477

Word. Any of these "fighters" today would run screaming and crying to Dana White if they had to get in the octagon with Royce Gracie, much less get that armbar of death put on them.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>421488


LMAO


like matt hughes?
>> Anonymous
>>421488

Why do not just let it go? You just seem like a hurgfaggot for making sooooo many MMA threads.

Lets make this board better. Stop trolling other peoples sports.

Whatever, I know that is not going to happen as this is most likely how you spend your free time. Continue being cancer.
>> Anonymous
>>421495

>huge faggot
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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>>421488


Oh I definitely see the terror on matt's face

<---


Also Sakuraba and various others. Royce Gracie was just someone exploiting the lack of training in the old MMA days
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>421492

Isn't he the guy who gave up fighting to be a coach on the UFC reality show, only to get his ass handed to him by the guy who handed him his ass as a fighter?
>> Anonymous
>>421498

For someones that hates the UFC so much, you sure do love following it and talking about it.

Go away underage faggot. Go back to trolling /b/ where you belong.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>421498


if you mean his losses to gsp that came after he already ripped GSP a new one.

Matt Hughes in his prime was probably the greatest welterweight we have had ever.

He is on the decline now but he would still own royce no matter what period of royce gracie you brought in against him.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>421507

Wrong again, Heroes boy. Mosley, Trinidad, Sugar Ray Robinson AND Leonard, Floyd Mayweather Jr.? Doscounting them because they don't have hot pants and tattoos?
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>421509
Obviously talking about mma. Also they would lose to Matt in a fight. He would lose in boxing.
>> Anonymous
>>421476

Trolls trolling trolls. No, I'm not butthurt about MMA. To be honest, I really don't follow martial arts, mma, or ufc, etc. I just thought it was funny that you hate it so much, you kept bumping your thread, and then make baseless attacks on it. So figure I'd add some fuel to the fire.

By the way, I'll be voting for Obama. Hope that doesn't throw a wrench into your spokes.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>421511

Name one MMA "fighter" that wouldn't be completely and utterly thunderfucked if they couldn't mount, hump, choke, and otherwise sexually assault their opponent. Oh, wait, you can't, because they'd all be useless if they couldn't get all over the other guy.
>> Anonymous
>>421511

Please ignore this butthurt little boy, Black Star.

He is trying to pose off CB and MMB by wanting to be a top troll.

You are playing into it. Just sage his gay shit, and hope one day he will have a real life girlfriend, for his sake.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>421517
Anderson silva, Cro Cop, Cung le, Fedor, Rampage, Wanderlei, Chuck Lidell....
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>421518


I know. Still can't help but defend mma as their are people who actually believes this nonsense.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>421521
>defend mma

And that, young grasshopper, is why you fail.

Also, ya'll niggas postin' in a troll thread.

NOW WHERE MY BROS AT
>> Anonymous
THIS THREAD SUCKS
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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THIS ONE'S GOIN OUT TO ALL MY BROS OUT THERE

KEEP IT REAL BROS
>> headsigh !pPyM90q9.6
>>421340
>superior
>UFC
You know what's better than MMA?
Japanese Bug Fights.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>421528

I got RMD to post a Touhou image on /sp/.

My job is done here.

See you on the flip side, my gentle /sp/artans.
>> Anonymous
Imagine that, the only thread CommissionerRed ever creates, MMA IS NOT A SPORT threads.

Sage this shit, and seriously, why do people keep replying to this moron? He's worse than every other tripfag here, including MATT CASSEL.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>421580

I'll tell you why: MMAfags are too stupid to know when they're being trolled.
>> Anonymous
>>421580
> i am completely trolled I lose

fixd
>> Anonymous
MMA died the second Pride was no more. It's all the Americans fault.

True story.
>> Anonymous
Seth Petruzzeli: The man who killed MMA with one punch
>> CapitalistBastard | McCain '08 ? Country First !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>421293

Oh look, Commissioner Red is posting a homogay picture.

What a fucking shock.

Hey faggot, get back to /y/ with the rest of your kind.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
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>>421640
>> Anonymous
>>421640
capitalist bastard is a faggot, i am the world's biggest arizona cardinals fan and i find commisioner red equally guilty of said faggotry...

i r confus
>> Anonymous
>>421293

In all honesty I like Red, except for his terribad fantasy league.

But to think that EliteXC going out of business (along with about 4 other companies like it) has any impact on MMA at all is ludicrous.

MMA is so big right now through UFC that these kind of companies float in just to try and get a piece of the millions Dana White is raking in on a weekly basis.

MMA is stronger than ever and will continue to grow as the fighters are consolidated to one league or some kind of partnership between leagues. Then and only then can we MMA fans see the best vs the best, and then the sport will reach EPIC PROPORTIONS!
>> Awesome Bill from Dawsonville !7KR.e180t.
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>>421643
>>421640
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>421640>>421643

TRIPFAG FIIIIIGHT
>> Anonymous
>>421474

>Cung Le

Wouldn't be surprised if Dana picks him up
>> Anonymous
kimbo losing revived my interest in UFC
>> jello44 !1QdphQF/uk
>>421640

Yeah, and you posting that image of Crosby with no shirt on isn't homogay, right? Stupid faggot, go back and jerk off to your Crosby pictures some more.

MMA = gay.
>> Anonymous
What does "UFC" mean in English? It means "greasy man-twister".

It's not MMA any more if you take the first M out of it, is it? Why don't they just call it what it is - INGIBDTA - It's Not Gay If Balls Don't Touch Arts.
>> Anonymous
>>421779
MMA rolls off the tongue better.
>> Anonymous
Saying MMA's in trouble because Elite XC is closing its doors is akin to saying padball's popularity was in danger after the XFL closed its doors.
>> Anonymous
>>421507
>if you mean his losses to gsp that came after he already ripped GSP a new one.

wat.

you best be trollin even though apparently you're the defender of mma.
lucky 1 second arm bar which was ultimately a rookie mistake which will never happen again =/= ripping a new one. matt serra vs. gsp 1 would be more of ripping a new one or the gsp vs matt hughes 2 & 3 and gsp vs. matt serra 2 might fall more into that category.
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>421872
won't happen again because matt is old. Wasn't luck though.
>> Anonymous
I love how CR likes to turn his tripcode on and off so he can pretend he's not alone.
>>421526
I love how fags like him get schooled constantly and then claim they're "trolling" to pretend like "muhaha just as I planned." Oh, reported.