Hey, so who is this Statt Mairs guy?
I was fucking pissed when we got rid of him. The man was awesome. And he's from my town.Take good care of him.
He'll get taken care of tonight, that's for sure
Oldass Canadian whos been on like a dozen teams and likes to swing for the fences.
Stairs owns the Dodgers. He's hit like 5 homers in 7 games against us.
The Phillies should all pitch in and hire this human ham a L.A. hooker tonight.
This man channeled John Kruk tonight. Big ass couch potato lookin' motherfucker just crushed tens of thousands of hearts and souls...Matt Stairs is your new god...
>>403864butthurt dodgers fan
>>403870Ryan Howard who? All we need is Shane Victorino and Matt Stairs.Did anyone else hear that they fined Victorino after the game last night for instigating a fight?
what fight? the benches barely cleared.
>>403871Actually, I'm a Phillies fan... and I'm not butthurt tonight between the Giants losing and that Phillies win. Awesome.
>>403875That's what I said! I don't get why they fined him! Nothing happened, I thought he handled it really well. Nothing even happened, but he was fined $2,500. Not much, but still.
>>403876OH FUCK! sorry, i messed up therei meant this guy>>403834
>>403876Yes- a very good night. Still wish the Flyers could've won- if it's not one thing it's always another.
>>403880It was handled very well by all. martin kept his cool very well on the field and the umpires did the right thing by NOT ejecting anyone.
>>403827some faggot
>>403870Amen. He smacked that ball like it had disrespected his whole family. Can we get some Matt Stairs "Leave ____ to me" motivators up in here?
>>403887butthurt much?
>>403884Haha... you're such a Philly fan. Me too. Biron has been looking... stale to say the least. I am so impressed by Sbisa though. Do you know anything about the new guy they traded for?
>>403896Not much other than Hartnell was suspended for headboarding him last year.
Fun fact: He wore (I don;t know if he still does) number 24 because of a 2-4 of beer.
>>403910win
>>403896yeah, i'm bummed about the flyers too. i turned on the 3rd period and saw they were losing all the sudden. i was like "WTF IS THIS SHIT?"better beat the fucking pens tomorrow.
fucking matt stairs kill that ball and the L.A fans, holy shit moment.
>>403896Alberts is supposed to be a big guy that can move up and down the ice.Biron looked a helluva lot better than he did against the Rangers and was more a victim of defensive breakdowns...and that one knuckle-puck he really had no chance at. Once Stevens figures his defensive pairs, Philadelphia will start winning
>>403827>>403827
>>403949Bs fan here. Alberts is a big physical guy on the blue line. Hits will be more frequent from him than say, a well placed poke-check on a 2 on 1... but the guy still knows what he's doing. And for a team that needs D, Alberts should fill the role pretty well.
"Matt Stairs is a professional hitter"-The Blue JaysP.S. He fucking sucked when he was in Toronto.
>>403827Matt Stairs is your new God.
>>404309His role on the team was to be a sub and hit homers, he did a pretty damn good job.
>>404309Butthurt Jaysfag
>>404410I'm an actual jaysfag, and I hope for the best for Stairsy! He was great.
mott starz
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>>404270brb... ball is still in orbit
Matt Stairs Bump
Stairs in the house.....
Stairs in the house...
Stairs in the house
Stairs in the motherfucking house bitches
Matt Stairs: The ball just landed.
>>406757hilarious reactions, but don't miss the guy in the bottom right corner lulz
>>406758The guy with the eyes, or the coach that's just like, "fuck this shit"
>>406761I believe "the coach that's like fuck this shit" is actually Jamie Moyer... and it's probably more along the lines of "Oh sweet Jesus thank god".
ARRIVE.HIT HOMERS.LEAVE.
>>406895rofl. you're right. i forgot guys bobby cox's age were still playing baseball.
arriveHIT HOMERSleave