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Jesus CHRIST I hate Bill Simmons, that faggotty fuck from ESPN. Every single fucking thing he says is dumb beyond comprehension (PATRIOTS IS KOBRA KAI LOLZ) and he makes a living sucking Boston cock (CELTICS PATRIOTS RED SOX 24/7). I gave him points for taking his comeuppance (18-1) like a man, but with his latest column he's gone right back to being fucking stupid.


I wish I could hate him to bald.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Bottom line: He gets paid millions of dollars to shit out a column twice a week from his mansion, and you're raging on the internet. Scoreboard.
>> Anonymous
Hes is SOS(Saving our Sonics)
>> Anonymous
get back to /v/
>> Anonymous
>>34389

The funny thing is that I'm an ESPN the Magazine and Insider subscriber, so I'm actually helping to pad his paycheck. So really he's actually more than one-up on me.

It doesn't change the fact that he's a douche, though.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>34396

So am I, and I read every column he puts out (except when it has to do with dead highschoolers or the Sonics). If you think you're better, write your own column and compete against him.
>> Anonymous
>>34397

Wait, what? Thats some twisted logic there.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>34397

That's just fucking retarded. Just how do you expect Joe Nobody to be published?
>> Anonymous
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>>34397
I'm pretty sure Anon could write a better sports column than Bill Fuckin' Simmons, pally.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>34406

Let's see it then, friendo.

>>34402

Certainly not using a blog. All sports blogs fail miserably within the first month. Places like SportsByBrooks and Deadspin cratered violently.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>34421

That can hardly be considered "competing" with a writer published by the most prominent sports channel in the United States.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>34432

Well then unless you can do better and are actually willing to go do it, you oughta keep your yammering trap closed. However, seeing that this is 4chan, you and I both know it won't happen.
>> Anonymous
>>34435

The question isn't "Can one do better" but "Would anyone care?"

There are better writers on ESPN, I dunno why you think he's some kind of genius.
>> Anonymous
>>34435
Hey Bill. How's trying to run the Sonics going?
>> Anonymous
>>34435

What don't you seem to get? There are plenty of writer with more talent and insight than Bill Simmons...but it doesn't matter as Bill Simmons sits on the top of the fucking sports media mountain while the rest of us mill about in the foothills.
>> Anonymous
>>34446

Bucks, not Sonics.
>> Anonymous
>Millions

lolwut
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
ITT RMD talks to himself o_O
>> Anonymous
The amusing part of this thread is that BS started just like any one of us who COULD have started writing a sports column... he was just a fanboy writing in the AOL forums or blogs or whatever you called those in the late 1990's. He was so popular, he kept getting hit after hit, then ESPN hired him.

It could happen to you, except it probably won't, because you post WWE threads all day.