>> |
Commissioner Red
!5gFoSxriW2
I grew up from about age three to sixteen in Portland. I followed the Blazers until they turned into a fucking halfway hosue full of criminalsl micreants, and MOTHERFUCKING ISAIAH FUCKING RIDER YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO PROFESSIONAL SPORTS SINCE THAT FAT OLD FUCKING CARCASS AL DAVIS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
Sorry. Anyways, after they turned into a prison team, I ditched them, and kinda half-assed followed the Suns to this day. Other than that, I've been with the Diamondbacks since day one, started following the PHOENIX Cardinals because birds > gold miners (I was fucking seven years old, ok?), and nobody really cares about hockey in this town. Also, even though I started college at Univ. of Portland, I've always loved me some Sun Devils football. Something about a stadium built into a mountain just triggers my awesome gland.
|