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>Olympic medal-winning gymnast Shawn Johnson will lead the Pledge of Allegiance before Senator Barack Obama's address at Invesco Field at the Democratic National Convention in Denver.
>> Anonymous
Well she just became a lot less attractive to me. First the peace sign earrings and now this! I just can't take anymore.
>> Anonymous
For the nth time, not hot. God you seppos have shitty taste in chicks
>> Anonymous
>>302001
MAYBE SHE'LL SUCK OUR DICKS
>> Anonymous
>>302008
Fail orc is fail
>> Anonymous
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>>302008
>> Anonymous
I will now vote for Obama, because of /sp/'s queen.

HAIL SHAWN.
>> Anonymous
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Nastia Liukin!!
>> Anonymous
>>302013
well they all can't be pretty ya know
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>>302012
>>302013

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/06/24/2284470.htm?site=olympics/2008/athletes

KEEP FAILING, THOUGH
>> Anonymous
>>302013
Isn't seppo an Ausfailian (not Britfag) name for us?

That British chick is homely as fuck but her routine was much stronger and innovative on the bars than anyone in the field. Of course her routine has a higher possible fail rate.

*Not a gymfag, the above is just based on what I saw.
>> Anonymous
Would not know which is most attractive without seeing vags.
>> Anonymous
>>302001
This. Fucking democrats.
>> Anonymous
>>302024
I'm Ausfailian, and I've never heard the term 'seppo'. But it could be because I'm not a bogan
>> Anonymous
>>302021

I hope Luiz competes at London. She'll be 27 or 28 by then...
>> Anonymous
>>302030

Or because you're aZn, or you don't get out much, or you're just a fuckwit.
>> Anonymous
>>302035
Yes, from your POV these were possibilties. However, I can confirm that none of them are the case.
>> Anonymous
>>302021

Holy shit.

Badminton just became Goodminton.
>> Anonymous
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>> Anonymous
Nigger lover
>> Anonymous
>>302063

jealous much
>> Anonymous
The Republicans asked Nastia to do theirs but had to rescind the offer when they realized there would be too much glare from the arena lights off her forehead.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>302195
she could do it too
>> Anonymous
>>302205
nah. i'd want it too much.
>> Anonymous
Obama's address is going to be more like a rock concert than a serious political event, so the Obama-haters shouldn't get too upset about this.
>> Anonymous
>>301996

when will that be? today or tomorrow?
>> Anonymous
it's BS
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>301996
Terrible troll is terrible.
>> Anonymous
>>302247
ITT: Pot meets Kettle
>> Anonymous
>>302247

O RLY

>http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080827/NEWS03/808270353/-1/ENT05
>> Anonymous
>>302195
I have no problem with that.
>> Anonymous
>>302294

ya rly
>> Anonymous
>>302195
It's not rape if you don't say no
>> Anonymous
>>302195

downs
>> Anonymous
>>302286
Bump for lulz
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>Also, Jennifer Hudson sings the National Anthem and Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson gives the Pledge of Allegiance.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
>> Anonymous
>>303819

i'll have to tune in late
>> Anonymous
I was going to go to this, but they're randomly pepper-spraying people as soon as they enter downtown, so I'll pass.
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>> Anonymous
>>302221

You sir, are a fucking faggot.

Get the fuck out, you nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>304107
Can't handle the truth?
>> Anonymous
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hawt
>> Anonymous
So it was just on. It was really weird for me, I had just finished watching my recording of last nights Moon landing Mythbusters and thought to myself "Oh yeah, Shawn Johnson is doing the pledge tonight, I better put the TV on MSNBC or CNN to see when it'll start up." I flip the channel and she is there on my screen literally 2 seconds away from starting the pledge.

I thought there's no way they'd start this early.
>> Anonymous
>>304119
Hawt indeed.
>> Anonymous
Her delivery was very rapid. Doesn't the Pledge of Allegiance have a pretty standard cadence that everyone learns in the first grade?

She should have talked more slowly, so that I could ogle for more than fifteen seconds.
>> Anonymous
haha Leno is trying to keep up

http://shawnjohnson.net/press/letterman-leno-ellen-democratic-national-convention.aspx

Wonder how long before Nastia is on Letterman now?
>> Anonymous
Barack Obama? Moar liek Barack O-BAWWW-more. China won gold. Get over it USA.
>> Anonymous
Further proof that she loves black men. I heard that she sometimes does 2 at a time.
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>>304198
>> Anonymous
>>304211
>Further proof that I'm a racist sisterfucker. I make shit up on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>304223
butthurt non-blackfag
>> Anonymous
This raises an interesting question: would relations with Shawn Johnson be worth having to be black?

I adore this girl, but fuck. That's a high price to pay.
>> Anonymous
>>304249
Depends on what kind of black. We talking "never gonna escape the ghetto" black, or "multimillionaire star athlete" black?
>> Anonymous
saged, reported, hidden
>> Anonymous
HEY REALI DO THE SHAWN JOHNSON WALK
>> Anonymous
Wait, she already did the pledge thing? I thought it was later tonight!
>> Anonymous
>>304269

Me too. I was all set to provide numerous amounts of HD screencaps and animated gifs.

Oh well.
>> Anonymous
>>304269
They did this pretty early, maybe around 3pm Pacific
>> Anonymous
Yeah, it was just after 6 pm Eastern time. I only caught it because I was flipping channels after PTI.
>> Anonymous
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DAT ASS
>> Anonymous
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laf
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>> Anonymous
>>304182
I just watched it on youtube...it seemed about normal to me.
>> Anonymous
>>304381

What's the weird shit on the left of the screen here?
>> Anonymous
>>304465

Overlay from the web video player. You can't pause it without the overlay showing up.
>> Anonymous
forget that, this commercial of her is priceless:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jxq6ZS3ms8

"Makes my taco pop"
>> Anonymous
>>304490

I'd make her taco pop, if you know what I mean.
>> Anonymous
>>304376
I'd pledge allegiance to DAT ASS.
>> Anonymous
>>304490
oh god... it's like they WANT us to turn that into an innuendo. Particularly because taco is a pre-existing term for vagoo.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pwIZpIviH8

damn shes hot
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>>304490

Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

Baby, let's make a run for the border,
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I'll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

I need to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll take off my top.
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and don't forget the hot sauce, chulo.

I'd fill her taco if you know what I mean.
>> Anonymous
Three threads talking about Shawn wanting her taco popped?
>> Anonymous
awww... shawn is so fucking cute. <3
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Does she remind you guys of Carrie Byron like she does to me?
>> Anonymous
>06-kari_byron...800x600.jpg
>Carrie

No and no. Each is cute in her respective way.
>> Anonymous
>>305754
Reminds me of sami from advance wars
>> Anonymous
reported again.
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>>305773
reminds me of gohan in this pic
>> Anonymous
<3
>> Anonymous
<3
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
fucking dwarf
>> Anonymous
>>306576

If only I could...
>> Anonymous
Does anyone have a link to that vid on youtube where she presents rascal flats and we she does that she says "I'm shawn johnsss......on" like out of being nervous
>> Anonymous
>>306723
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Ysp8CeCS0

So.Fucking.Cute.