holy shit /sp/turn on fencing, men's sabre team finalsfucking intense, this is leaps and bounds better than anything i've seen this Olympics
this
this is boring, I don't even understand wtf is going on
That Italian guy acted like an asshole.
>>263800The Russians and Italians have been yelling at each other the whole match, it's fucking nuts, I don't even know if they can understand each other
i swear somebody's gonna die in one of these matches, this is brutal
It seems like they spend more time arguing with the judges than fencing...
USA plays in the gold medal match after this, but I dunno if I'll have the energy, this bronze match was ridiculous. Italy came back in vicious fashion
>>263851
A CRAZED MADMAN WITH A SWORD GOES RUNNING INTO THE CROWD
The USA plays the much hated French. I'll have to watch that.
Phelps wins:
The text commentator is pretty hot.
The Phelps is pretty hot.
off to a shitty startc'mon usa beat those stinky frogs
So 45 points is needed to win?
KEEETH SMART IS OWNING THE FRENCHIE
>>263890Sort of. It's kind of a complicated scoring system. Basically, you fight until either you or your opponent have a multiple of 5, with it going toward 45, but there are time limits at play too.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDoesn't look good.
dude Morehouse SUCKS
THIS IS FRANCE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
>>263914Most ironic shop ever?
27-16 for France!FRANCE IS OWNING USA ! ! ! !
lolz usa!36-23 FOR FRANCE ! ! ! !
>>263920Seeing as how France is the #1 ranked team in the world and USA is #7, I'm not surprised. USA winning would be a Miracle On Ice-level upset.
what
>>263930Let the frogs gloat.They've sucked at everything since Napoleon, and even HE fucked up.
fucking bullshit! keeth was first to attack, by a mile.
holy shit can USA come back!?? this is epic... fuck, frenchies just got the 2nd out of the bottom of the 9th.
GOLD MEDAL FOR FRANCE !
If we had four Keeth Smarts, we would have won. Nigra has MAD fencing skillz. Plus dude can bust a tune or two.Congrats, frenchies, we're happy to have a silver.
FRANCE WINS. TAKE THAT MICHAEL PHELPS.
>>263954Happy not to have this guy on our team
>>263956Seriously.Why did we even get a medal in this? Go Team USA.I love how the NYT and shit were predicting that the US wouldn't have the most medals this year, and we're winning a shit ton of unexpected ones.
HELL YEAH SWORD DANCE
>>263968Must the Chinese fuck up EVERY sport with their faggoty bullshit?
>>263971FUCK YEAH THE OLYMPIC MASCOTS
HOLY SHIT LOL DID YOU SEE HIM FALL
>>263978China: You're doing it wrong!
Sabre sucks, épée is where it's at.