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Anonymous
Dear Crew
So, yeah, apparently there's been a little problem around the boat lately, and the purpose of this memo is just to provide a little outline of some of the new guidelines and regulations that will come into effect soon. If, at any time or moment, you see the white whale, you are obliged to immediately split your lungs with blood and thunder. It should also be noted that if you wish to prevail, standard policy dictates that you break your backs and crack your oars. On a side note, I think it's fair that I let everyone know that this Ivory Leg is what propels me. I know things have been getting a little rough out here lately, but we're going to pull through. Trust me. As long as, with your harpoons thrust in the sky, you aim directly for his crooked brow and look him straight in the eye, everything -will- be fine. Funding is not an issue, I already cleared it with the board.
Sincerely and with love,
Your Captain, Ahab
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