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Jonathan Papelbon Broke My Heart Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>I'm copypasta'n this from my thread on a Cleveland forum, deal with it.

So I was at the game last night. It was dollar dog night (why didn't any of you chuckleheads tell me that they were low quality shit porkdogs?) and I sat in 113, 12, A. For those of who you don't know where that is, that is front row, right field, right next to (practically IN) the visitor's bullpen.

They're great seats. For 20 bucks, you get a decent view of the action and you really get the talk to the guys in the pen. I talked to Julian Tavarez for nearly an entire inning, David Aardsma (who claimed he was flattered I had him on my Fantasy Team), and Manny Delcarmen, mostly about his amazing facial hair.

Now, I don't know if all bullpens do this, but when the Sox had runners in scoring position, they drum. They have some pretty decent candences that they do with empty water bottles, tapping the caps on the backs of chairs. After 3 innings of this, I peak down and asked who was drumming.

Jonathan Papelbon (atleast that's who I thought it was, I'm pretty sure now that I am looking at pictures online) looks up at me and stares. I ask him again, 'Who's drummin', it's really good.'

He points at his cap. I didn't understand. He pointed at mine, and made a choke ala Guillen a few years back. Then, he pointed at his ring finger.

'Come on, low blow, dude.' I tell him. He takes his finger to his eye and runs it down his face like he's shedding a tear and then turns back. It's funny that everyone in the pen is such a cool guy outside of Papelbon. Later, I caught Tavarez's attention and ask him who drummed, apparently they all do.

Jonathan Papelbon is a fuckin' dick.
>> Anonymous
haha, I could have guessed he was a dick though, he just seems like one from watching interviews that have him in it.
>> Anonymous
You should have asked him to dance for you.
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>64539

I should have.

Dropkick Murhpys are one of my favorite bands. I'm really kicking myself for not bringing up his dog and the 2007 WS ball
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
>why didn't any of you chuckleheads tell me that they were low quality shit porkdogs

That's why you have to drench them in stadium mustard

Also, remember the playoffs last year? Whenever the Red Sox did that drumming thing Fox promoted the shitfest that was The Next Great American Band.
>> Anonymous
>>64543
>why didn't any of you chuckleheads tell me that they were low quality shit porkdogs

What, you thought they were going to roll out the top-quality hot dogs for practically nothing?
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>64553

I figured they would atleast be beef.
>> Anonymous
>>64558
Were they lower quality than stardard stadium dogs?

I never get food at sports venues except for beer at Fenway and once I had burger at Safeco that was excellent.
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>64566

Yeah, because they were only a dollar.
>> Anonymous
>>64536
owned
>> Anonymous
I normally don't eat at sports venues either. I went to the sommet center in Nashville on free food night and their hotdogs were surprisingly good, glad I used the food voucher.
>> Anonymous
This is a sad story.

Papelbon is also a faggot.
>> Anonymous
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Honestly Jonathan Papelbon frightens me a little bit. I admire your bravery for even talking to him since he is quite obviously batshit crazy.
>> Anonymous
WOO! dome dog = delicious

dome = metrodome
>> Anonymous
>>64536
Goddamn, that is awesome. 20 bucks and you get to talk to the Sox bullpen? My god. I'd compliment whomever has the beard that looks like pubes, tell Aardsma he's doing great, and attempt to talk to Paps.
>> Anonymous
>>64891
I think I'm just going to stop trying to go to Fenway Park because of the pink-hatted, Blackberry-using, fatcat douchebags filling up the stands.

Hell, it'd probably be cheaper to drive to Toronto or Baltimore for some games than the 90 I usually pay for my seats.
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>64891

That's Delcarmen.
>> Anonymous
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EAT A DICK!
>> Anonymous
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>>64711

Did somebody say BATSHIT CRAZY?!?
>> Anonymous
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Don't make me come up there...
>> Anonymous
>>64711
Gary Busey?!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>65006
when i first saw this, I had no idea this guy was an actual player (not a baseball fan)
>> Anonymous
Half the people in the Indians bullpen don't speak English.

I wouldn't mind talking to Bentancourt though.
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>65371

Everyone but Raffy P and Kobayashi.
>> Anonymous
>>64536
>He points at his cap. I didn't understand. He pointed at mine, and made a choke ala Guillen a few years back. Then, he pointed at his ring finger.

What the fuck does that mean
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
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>>65486

Indians were one game out of the World Series, he said we choked (Ozzie Guillen it to the Indians in 2006) and then pointed to his ring finger, insinuating he got a World Series ring we didn't.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
>>65486

You must be new to sports.
>> Anonymous
>>65497
Nope, just don't give a shit about the American league
>> Anonymous
>>65510
> Nope, just don't give a shit about the superior League

Fix'd
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>>65512
You're funny ALfag...real funny.
>> Anonymous
>>65518
All Star Games won since 1997:
American League: 10
National League 0
(one tie when both sides ran out of pitchers)

World Series won since 1997:
AL: 7
NL: 4
>> Anonymous
>>65518
I'm a Met fan, but the National League sucks.
>> Anonymous
That was really just an excuse to post that picture of John Maine :3
>> Anonymous
>>65526
:D
>> Anonymous
I'm going to the Sox game tomorrow night against the Rangers. Is this awesome? Y/Y/VERY Y

Also: which shirt should I wear? I have a Drew shirt, an Ellsbury shirt, a red Sox logo shirt, a gray "Red Sox" shirt, and a Cowboy Up shirt from 2003.
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
Are there still people that think the NL actually has shit on the AL?

All you got is Johan and Hanley.
>> Anonymous
>>65583
And both of them came from the AL very recently.

Well, there's Pujols, but he's a non-factor right now.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
>>65714

Aren't the Cardinals on top of their division?
>> Anonymous
>>65726
Well, yeah, but I could put together a team of /b/tards and contend for the NL Central title.
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
>>65732

Fukudome is already trollin' Chicago.
>> Alakazam !!OEP6m59Bksc
>>65732

The Brewers are going to be amazing, you watch