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Anonymous
anyone have the shawn johnson interview that was posted a few days ago? it had shit like her favorite food, music, etc. really long. sauce would be greatly appreciated.

/r/ SUCKS LOL
>> Anonymous
jesus she is hot
>> Anonymous
I believe this is what you seek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY4Q-gH5uK8
>> Anonymous
so


fucking
hot
want
so
bad
>> Anonymous
>>282663
Shawn's ok, but....who's her friend? MMMM
>> Anonymous
wow. she's so cute in her glasses
>> Anonymous
that is one seriously nice sweater, I wonder where she got it?
>> Anonymous
>>282670
Her favorite band is Rascal Flatts? Ughhh...
>> Anonymous
>>282659
Me on the left
>> Anonymous
Shawn wants you to lose some weight, you fucking fatties!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAMxelE5NUA
>> Anonymous
At least we know when Shawn gets older she'll still be hot.
>> Anonymous
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>>282720

no she doesn't, she wants us to eat ice cream sammiches.
>> Anonymous
>>283200
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>> Anonymous
>>283200
WTF is a HyVee, is it? Does the midwest have no Publix or Kroger Supermarkets?! Fuckin Iowa...
>> Anonymous
>>283200

i'd eat her ice cream sandwich, if you know what I mean
>> Anonymous
>>283212
Hyvee = Kroger-lite
>> Anonymous
>>283214
You mean fellatio, right?
>> Anonymous
>>283226

Fellatio = woman sucks man, nukka.
>> Anonymous
>>283234
Not necessarily...
>> Anonymous
>>283246
YES NECESSARILY. CUNNILINGUS = EATING OUT A CHICK
>> Anonymous
THUNDER THIGHS!
>> Anonymous
>>283246

yes necessarily
>> Anonymous
Did she talk about the time when she was playing Dewey on Malcolm in the Middle?
>> Anonymous
>>283234

guy x guy
>> Anonymous
>rascal flats

LOVE IS OVER
>> Anonymous
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I LOOOOOVE FUCKING HOBBITS!!
>> Anonymous
>>282706
DAMMIT SHAWN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL!
>> Anonymous
>>283234
fellatio means anyone sucking a cock, idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>283251
>>283257
They're called dickgirls.
>> Anonymous
SHAWN JOHNSONS A HIGHWAY
I WANT TO RIDE HER
ALL NIGHT LONG!

IF SHAWNS THIGHS ARE GOING MY WAY
I WANT TO PLOW THAT ASS
ALL NIGHT LONG!

Oh and FUCK YOU RASCAL FLATS! If you can do a shitty cover of an awesome Tom Cockrain song than so can I!
>> Anonymous
>>283278
Go to /tv/ then, fag.
>> Anonymous
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I'm all for some analingus here IYKWIM
>> Anonymous
>>283328
That's Carly Patterson's ass, not shawn's.
>> Anonymous
>>283328
Oh what I would give to bury my face in that ass.
>> Anonymous
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Oh Alicia
>> Anonymous
>>282720
FUCKING VEGGIE TALES
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwg1l3TT_90&feature=related


you can do etttt
>> citronella
>>283411

Fuck yes. Hearing her say that before we made love would make me so fucking hard.
>> Anonymous
AH NEEDS THAT COOTER
>> Anonymous
>>282670
>I love to cook
She would make a great wife.
>> Anonymous
>>282670
favorite musician: Rascal Flatts
favorite actor: Channing Tatum

Well at least I can stop fantasizing about her now...
>> Anonymous
>>283457
and she can get in ANY position EVER.
cooks+fucks like a tiger+CUTE AS A BUTTON=waifu material.
>> Anonymous
>Zack Efron

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous
>>282659
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlb8Q30OLbY&feature=related

the beginning is further proof that she can thoroughly kick the ass of anyone here
>> Anonymous
Fucking dumbfags, she's 16 and from Iowa of course she likes Rascal Flatts, Zack Efron, and Channing Tatum. What did you expect?
>> Anonymous
the biggest staple to remember here is that no one here has a chance with her at all.
>> Anonymous
>>283542
Linkin Park made my ears bleed.
>> ­
http://sgtcaboose.com/shawn_i_love_you/
>> Anonymous
>>283570
I'm not saying that it's abnormal of her to like those things. I'm just saying that I realize I probably wouldn't be able to stand being around her just like she wouldn't be able to stand being around me.
>> Anonymous
>>283608
orly? I figured 4chon lurkers were just the type of people Shawn would like to hang around.
>> Anonymous
>>283614
If she was cool that would be true.
>> Anonymous
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>>283614
>> Anonymous
>>283577
Gimme 10 minutes with any girl that age and I'll have that shit locked down before dinner (not that I would...HAI FBI!!!!!). She's young. Stupid. They all are at that age. They'll believe whatever you tell them and as long as you're not saying completely stupid shit or acting like some loser whose never talked to a woman, you'll be good.

The problem is getting that 10 minutes since she's so high profile now.
>> Anonymous
>>283639
Oh yeah dude ur fucking awesome! What a pimp! And on 4chan too! Right on! YEAAAHHH!!!
>> Anonymous
>>283592
thankyou
thank you
thank you
from the bottom of my heart
>> Anonymous
>>283592
There are blueprints of her fucking house in this.

Holy shit.
>> Anonymous
>>283592
i went immediately to the stalker material page.
>> Anonymous
>>284251
small house.
>> Anonymous
>>283592
this is why the internet is a horrible danger to the human race.
>> Anonymous
>>284276
meh
they're not rich
=/
>> Anonymous
>>283592
I lol'd hard at the house blueprints. inb4 shawn johnson is raped.
>> Anonymous
holy shit lawl, inb4 FBI
>> Anonymous
>>284324
I am.
And she will be. I expect advertising deals to come crashing through the doors and windows of said small house.
>> Anonymous
>>284424
don't worry
i'm rich too
but still
i was actually kinda peeved when i found out that her parents have like three mortgages on the house
but oh well
with her success now
she'll (hopefully) get shittons of money
>> Anonymous
>>284481

Why would you be peeved? Doesn't it show that her parents are dedicated to her success? How many parents are willing to do that instead of telling their kids to get a less expensive hobby?
>> Anonymous
>>284539
peeved just because it showed that she wasn't getting endorsements or whatever
>> Anonymous
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>>284547
At the level she was at, any endorsements she was getting weren't going to pay for a house. She was just some little gymnast girl before, but now that she's an olympic gold medalist AND globally recognized as the cutest thing ever, she'll get good advert deals and appearances. Plus money for the tour.
two more things:
this picture
and
http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?oid=8619893116&view=all
>> Anonymous
>>284539
yeah, i really have respect for her parents for encouraging Shawn to reach her dream, even though THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
>> Anonymous
I wish I had that kind of support from my parents.

I remember asking my parents if I could be like my cousins and do gymnastics. My parents reactions were basically "LOLURFUNIGODOSOCCER"
>> Anonymous
>>284594
it took a minute to figure out that last word. yeah, I wish my dad were a little more supportive of me taking a career in music rather than playing it safe and going into business, which is what he wants. I mean, I know full well that I'll probably never get anywhere, give up and be an english teacher, but hey, dreams are dreams.

but I'll save my bawwing for /b/.
>> Anonymous
Lol, my parents can suck my dick now.

I'm making them pay for all my college shit, and using the money I made from work to pay for my own gymnastic/ballet lessons instead.
>> Anonymous
all this talk about supportive parents
just goes to show
SHAWN JOHNSON IS AMERICA'S SWEETHEART
>> Anonymous
>>284617
the way I'm imagining all this play out is just funny.
>> Anonymous
>>284623
We know. It's what we've been saying pretty much since we first saw her.
>> Anonymous
My mom thinks its great, as long as I pay for it all.

My dad thinks I'm bat-shit insane.
>> Anonymous
Ever wonder who sees 4chan? Not even if directly, but just like, "Oh yeah these people on the internet said this..."

Wonder if Shawn knows we have her address, phone number, blueprints to her house and a museum gallery worth of pictures.
>> Anonymous
>>284654
Maybe she'll be flattered.
>> Anonymous
>>284704
T_T
>> Anonymous
>>283592
OH WOW
>> Anonymous
>http://sgtcaboose.com/shawn_i_love_you/ShawnJohnson%20(28).jpg

does Shawn have dyke moms? Hope it's in the genes
>> Anonymous
>>284654
Sounds damn creepy to me. Stop scaring Shawn, people. If you do that she'll stop smiling. ;_;
>> Anonymous
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anybody with a rapidshit this whole site
http://sgtcaboose.com/shawn_i_love_you/
Thanks
>> Anonymous
>>284654
A 4chan lurker would never have the guts to talk to Shawn
>> Anonymous
>>284810
nope. and why would you want that?
>>284812
Glad we see eye to eye. I posted that to raise awareness of how far this has gone. And I don't want Shawn to stop smiling.

If you're going to get yourself involved in all this harassing, stalker, "raid" bullshit, at least have the courtesy to take it to /b/, where it will quickly be lost within the ocean of shit.
>> Anonymous
>>282720
WHAT?!?!?!
Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber AND Shawn? FUCK YEAH VEGGIETALES.
>> Anonymous
>>284855
oh, how the innocent plants tried to bible thump me without my knowledge.
>> Anonymous
>>284843
Cause I'm never going to fuck her, so might as well hope she dykes out so no other guy gets that ass, and I can fap harder.
>> Anonymous
>>284812
Fuck, this made me BAWWWWWWWWWW