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Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
Alright, let's get to business. I called this news conference to ask if anyone has Vince Carter's phone number, because what the New York Knicks need to push us into the playoffs is a strong, dominant shooting guard.
>> Anonymous
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Shhhhh.

No one tell him.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13076

FOUND YOU, ASSHOLE
>> Anonymous
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>>13079
you don't want any of this fag!
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13076

*WHAM*
>> Anonymous
I fucking LOL'D.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13082

Oh wow! I haven't seen a hit like that since Kermit Washington turned Rudy Tomjanovich's head into a flip-top!
>> Anonymous
epic
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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See, the story goes like this:
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13093
>> Anonymous
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You know what.....forget it. I'm leaving.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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He hit me so hard that not only did I get cancer, the resulting brain damage made me think it'd be a good idea to coach the 1998 FIBA squad.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13095

Keep walking, pussy, I'll hit you in the back of the head with this from the other side of the court.
>> Anonymous
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>>13098
SHUT THE FUCK UP LAMEQUEER!
>> Anonymous
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>>13098
You mean....THIS!?
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13102

YOU ASSHOLE! GIVE ME BACK MY BALL OR I SWEAR TO JESUS YOU'RE FUCKIN' DEAD
>> Anonymous
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>>13104
Hope you can climb.
>> Anonymous
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i have hiv guys
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13106

Listen, Bird, I kicked your ass in '87, I kicked Daugherty's ass, I kicked Barkley's ass, and the only reason I didn't kill that bitch Parish is because he's too much of a punkass to face me like a man! Look at me, I even fucked up Michael Jordan! MICHAEL JEFFREY MOTHERFUCKIN' JORDAN! YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ON? YOU'RE FUCKIN' DEAD, LARRY!
>> Anonymous
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>>13116
Typical Lamqueer, attacking people from behind.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13119

You tried to mount me and you're calling ME a queer? Fuck you, hick.
>> Anonymous
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>>13116
Stay away from MJ bitch.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
alright man, i gotta go. my girlfriend's getting pissed about being woken up by my laughter every minute or two and i have to be up in five hours anyways. ;_;

well played, anon. goodnight /vc/
>> Anonymous
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>>13116
hey Laimbeer fuck you.
>> Anonymous
oh man i love /vc/ so fucking much
>> Anonymous
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>>13116
Fuck off, Laimbeer. Jordan's mine.
>> Anonymous
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>>13120
Taking it in the ass, typical Laimqueer
>> Anonymous
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>>13130
You take Jordan, This guy's mine.
>> Anonymous
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Once I'm done kicking the shit outta this bitch, I'm coming after you Laimbeer.
>> Anonymous
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>>13134
I'll be waiting Mugsy
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13131

In our country, giving it in the stinky hole is great compliment to rival competitor! I give it in stinky hole to Doo-ront every time I see him!

(sorry, guys, couldn't stay away for long. i love /vc/)
>> Anonymous
>>13131
REAL ME TAKE IT UP THE ASS FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
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>>13136
And now I start my attack...TAKE THIS!
>> PhilKenSebben !KHc9Lz/HZU
>>13138
>>REAL ME TAKE IT UP THE ASS FAGGOT

Bwahah
>> Anonymous
>>13138
MEN*
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13137

Da, very true, comrade! See how competitor honors me!
>> Anonymous
ur a rodman
>> Anonymous
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>>13148
>>13131
>>13137
KEEP THAT HOMO SHIT AWAY FROM ME!
>> Anonymous
>>13150
I LOLD
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13150

Oh Jethuth Chritht, who let thith guy in here? *tch*
>> Anonymous
>>13156
LOLOLOL MR SLAVE
>> Anonymous
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Welllll....look at all you faggots.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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Man, all these people up in here, and nobody will hook me up with VC's number. This sucks.
>> Anonymous
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Welllll....look at all you faggots.

And Laimbeer....gay are usually I see.
>> Anonymous
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>>13165
who you calling gay, fatty.
>> Anonymous
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>>13168
That's fucking gross.
>> Anonymous
>>13170
Timmy Timmy Timmy....
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13167

Wait, you're callin' someone gay after wearin' dem short-shorts your whole career? Check ya'self, man.
>> Anonymous
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>>13170
BITCH! Don't make me spit at you.
>> Anonymous
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>>13172
you're otta my 5
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13173

Did somebody say "spit"?
>> Anonymous
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>>13173
who you callin bitch, fag
>> TIM HARDAWAY
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>>13173
Tell me Charles, where'd he touch you?
>> Anonymous
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>>13173
Please stop Sir....no more.
>> Anonymous
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>>13176
spitting you say
>> Anonymous
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>>13177
I'm callin' you out "Timmy".
>> Anonymous
>>13180
HOLY FUCK I HATE THAT FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
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>>13181
Bring it fag
>> Anonymous
>>13180
My first /vc/ RAGE
>> Anonymous
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>>13183
OH I'm coming...AND I'm bringing my crew with me.
>> Anonymous
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>>13185
this be my crew
>> Anonymous
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>>13189
Bitch! Don't you know I was in Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden? I'll wreck you and your crew of misfits!
>> Anonymous
>>13191
Are you gonna CHAOS DUNK? Coz I'm getting the fuck outta here?
>> Anonymous
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>>13191
you think that scares me!
>> Anonymous
>>13193
Dman. You're one hard motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
epic
>> Anonymous
>>13073
You heard it here first folks, Mr. Isiah's next franchise saving move is curry+crawford for VC.
>> Anonymous
>>13193
Is dat sum NBA Live 98?
>> Anonymous
>>13349
Screw that shit. dump the entire team. get VC and 7 random people off the street.
>> Anonymous
>>13383
Or just VC.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
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>>13383

Well, we got your VC, now where do you want him?

(morning, /vc/)
>> Anonymous
>>13420
luld a bit
>> Anonymous
1st half of thread delivers!
>> Anonymous
toasting in a epic bread