File :-(, x, )
Matt Stairs Anonymous
Arrive
Make no plate appearances
Go home
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs is so expendable, he doesn't DH in American League parks.
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs is considered such a defensive liability, he only enters games to pinch hit.
>> Anonymous
his mere presence is enough
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs is considered to be somewhat less effective of a hitter than Chris Coste.
>> Anonymous
Matt Stairs is such a forced meme, it will quickly be forgotten after the World Series is over.
>> Anonymous
>>424523
>>424535
>>424540
>>424544
>>424548
Disregard that, I suck cocks. Matt stairs is sitting against a lefty lrn2baseball he still gets a PH HR tonight faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>424551
Matt Stairs is such a one-dimensional player, he is forced into platoon situations.
>> Anonymous
>>424552
that dimension is the complete and utter demoralization of their opponents

the phillies are being merciful... for now
>> Anonymous
Geez, it's like Matt Stairs himself is on /sp/ tonight, trying to defend the little fame he has on here. He must have not been needed and stayed at the hotel.
>> Anonymous
>>424552
y hello thar HKK
>> Anonymous
It's more like:

Arrive
Make no plate appearances
Win
Go home.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>424632

Not me but he is a great platoon player and a reliable pinch hitter.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
arrive
take batting practice
will team to win by your mere presence
leave
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>424714

Exactttttttly.
>> Anonymous
Arrive
Mentally impregnate Tampa women
Leave
>> Anonymous
They just said Stairs will probably DH tomorrow.
>> Anonymous
>>424768

Sauce? Hope it's true, Rays are finished.
>> Anonymous
>>424777

I heard it on my local sports station. They said it would be Stairs or Dobbs, but most likely Stairs.
>> Anonymous
>>424782

Exacttttttly. Dobbs will start at 3rd, with Stairs at DH. Get as many left handed bats in the lineup as possible. Since Feliz is a right handed bat, Dobbs will play 3rd, with Feliz coming in during the late innings for defensive purposes and/or to face left handed bullpen pitching.