Leave handing out walks to me.
Leave the AL Cy to him.
70 pitches. 3 innings.
>>89083If he manages to get out of the fifth inning tonight, I'll be surprised.
>>89080I'm not impressed.
>>89098Morrow is mot the worst reliever we even have too.. thats how sad this team is.
>>89104Watch this big fucker come in here and walk the world.
Goddamnit. Pitch more to contact motherfucker.
How do I wok batters?
>>89113lol keep it up, you're doing a good job ;)
>>89113Woks are chinese. Dice-K is a jappo. Get your racist jokes right, you fucking idiot.Also, he's pitching a no-hitter!
>>89119Not anymore. Also 90 pitches, 4 innings. F-f-fuck
>>89088he did it just for you. happy birthday :>
>>89105LL on mah /sp/?
It's unbelievable that this guy has a 2.43 ERA. Is he just getting really lucky with those fly balls?
>>89080Hey jap, leave the walks to me!Hey jap, laissez les promenades à moi!
>>89194Eric Gagne? Or Eric Perdu?
>>89201some lulz
Don't worry Daisuke, we got your back.
leave the salsa to me
>>89323He's gonna get help from Sean Penn and Adam Corolla?
>>89688you have no eyes?
leave 1st base to me
>>89695I still would, thanks to you the Sox made it to the World Series in '86.
>>89698Not really his fault they lost the series, either. That was only game 6.Also, fuck Mookie Wilson, and fuck his children.
>>89698>>89708Obviously not Boston fans.
>>89698fuck you, it was me
>>89734HURR DURR.You obviously don't know about Billy Buck or John McNamara.
>>89080leave getting $50 million for doing nothing to me
>>89762I think I have you covered on that front.
>>89734You know who kept showing the replays of Buckner missing the ball incessantly, making him a scapegoat?Fox and ESPN, Boston never believed that crock.
>>89820i'm sorry, but on /sp/, any real fan of boston thinks like bandwagon fans will. soz.
>>89970true story
Keep it up, Dice-k.Everything is going just as planned.
>>89980lolwut? Didn't this guy make the NL All-Star team last year?
>>90010Yeah, I think he did (because it was in Pittsburgh lols).27 walks in 27.1 innings. He's doing it wrong.