I pitched a perfect inning on Monday, then I began weeping without precious /sp/WELCOME BACK /sp/ WELCOME BACK
I was busy getting into a fight with that Candace Parker chick out at the Palace while /sp/ was down
I swept the Twins.
I was playing hide the pencil
I became my team's only hitter!
I threw 6 perfect innings.
I made layup
i won a couple games
>>222612And are back in the race.
I won NL West!
I want to leave.
I lost the AL East lead.
I got injured
I jay-walked.
I used the Packer's phone to call the Vikings....and I almost got away with it.
I talked about Brett Favre.
>>222614I gave your GM a big f u!
>>222623We stopped him.
I've got a billion dollars!
We took the NL East lead
I had the most insane indoor soccer game of my year.I scored a very tight angle header, assisted with a good ball, cleared one off the line, and caught an opposing shot between my legs and hopped off with it.
>>222642i hit walk-off grand slam. the ball killed an old lady. i lol'd.
I proved to everyone that i am going to win another one of these this year
i stole all /sp/'s material
>>222655Even with an offense like ours!
>>222658i watched the giants get all the espy awards
>>222655I got pwnd by your team since '96!
>>222662Then I got the NFL's Best Player Award.
>>222666and you made the award lose it's meaning
I put a lot of room between myself and the Cardilols.
The Bruins threw out the trash.