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Anonymous
Hey Faggots,
My name is Michael, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lives who spend every second of their day sitting behind a computer. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Olympic medals? I mean, I guess you have fun making fun of people because of your own lack of medals, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than being part of the French 4x100m relay team.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’ve been in three Summer Olympics, and I eat as many calories as most of you, without being a fat ass. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to sixteen year old gymnasts?” I’m the best swimmer in the world, and I’ve just won another gold medal (You should have seen it; Shit was SO splash). You are all faggots who should just drown yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>> Anonymous
a 6/10 increased by one point,

7/10. which = 0.01
>> Anonymous
This one was superior:


Hey Frenchfags

My name is Michael, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, mediocre Frenchmen who spend every second of their day watching me kick your asses. You are everything bad in the Olympics. Honestly, have any of you ever set a world record? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because you got the silver, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than mouthing off to the media before the games.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best stroke. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the first man to win 7 gold medals since Mark Spitz, and anchor on my relay team. What sports do you play, other than "sip coffee and discuss the philosophy of Sartre"? I also get straight Gold Medals, and I broke the world record 6 times. (I just blew you faggots out of the pool; Shit was SO splash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and one of my 7 Gold Medals
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Inevitable, eh?
>> Anonymous
>>256041
I vote this
>> Anonymous
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>>255995
>>jack off to sixteen year old gymnasts

She was not a 16 year old hag, asshole!
>> Anonymous
>>256050
Shawn Johnson...
>> Anonymous
/sp/>/b/
>> Anonymous
>>256266
>/sp/>/b/

YES, ALSO /SP/ WAS NEVER GOOD. LIKE CANADA.
>> Anonymous
>>256249
op is superior.
>> Anonymous
Needs more 0.01
>> Anonymous
i lold @ shit was so splash