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Anonymous
Go bucs!
>> Anonymous
does anyone know how I can make money without working??
>> Anonymous
holy shit, what a great hit by the Cowboys punter.
>> Anonymous
Dallas's offense is looking really bad.
>> Anonymous
>>430573
That's the first thing I saw when I turned on the game. After that I turned it off.
>> Anonymous
Humble Dallasfag here.

Yeah, it sucks seeing Dallas play so fucking badly. I mean, how much talent can be on one team and just flat out suck?

So far the punter is the only person playing well.
>> Anonymous
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>>430573

ANIMOOTED.
>> Anonymous
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>>430603
This story sounds familiar...
>> Anonymous
>>430603

I know they're not going to play as well without Romo, but you'd think they'd be able to move the ball better than they have so far.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THOR, LET ROMO PLAY, EVEN IF HE THROWS LEFT HANDED HE IS BETTER THAN BRAD JOHNSON, BRAD JOHNSON GIVES US ZERO CHANCE TO DO GOOD ON OFFENSE UNLESS OUR RUNNING GAME GOES CRAZY, HE CAN'T THROW THE FUCKING BALL, AT LEAST THROW BROOKS BOLLINGER IN THERE, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, WHY?

brb, suicide
>> Anonymous
>>430617

Oh no shit.

It's so sad that our blanket receiver, aka Witten, doesn't even get the fucking ball. I should have benched him today on my fantasy team. If he does get the ball more than 3-4 times, I'll be damned.

I mean, what? 11 pro bowlers plus another 2-3 players that are Pro Bowl material (2/3 are out Jones and Jones, the other Roy Williams if he gets to know the offense) and you still can't do anything?

At least the defense can pick it up. (KNOCK ON FUCKING WOOD!)
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
WHY IS FLOZELL SO DEAF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


ARRRRRGH
>> Anonymous
>>430629

Yea, Dallas's defense is playing pretty well so far. I think Tampa still wins this game though; Brad Johnson is too old and slow and Tampa is just too fast for him to handle.
>> Anonymous
>>430649

Yep. Also, I hope Dallas starts getting booed. They already were, just very faint boo's. I hope they get roaring next drive.
>> Anonymous
Jeff Garcia, best QB in NFL
>> Anonymous
>>430666

Lol no. He's playing pretty well though and his receivers are actually catching passes, holy shit.
>> Anonymous
man why does it seem like kenny albert calls every bucs game
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
HOLY FUCK WE GOT A FIRST DOWN!
>> Anonymous
>>430685

Oh, kind of like EVERY Jeff Garcia start. He's a QB who should be starting every game on a team. Hopefully Gruden doesnt fuck this up and pull him for some bumfuck.
>> Anonymous
>>430692
DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOIS!1
>> Anonymous
>>430666
While i wouldn't say he's the best, he certainly is playing pretty fucking well so far this game.
>> Anonymous
>>430696

I think Gruden is finally starting to realize that Brian Griese sucks balls. Garcia should have been the starter the entire year.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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>>430698

WE'RE WINNING THE SUPERBOWL NOW, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!!!
>> Anonymous
>>430707
The cowboys may have good players but they suck ass when it comes to chemistry on the field. Too many players only thinking about themselves i.e. TO. The bucs look as solid as they do because everyone works together.
>> Anonymous
Wade Phillips needs to get fired.

But then Jason Garret would be the new coach. Phillips doesn't hype up the team. He just sits there and takes shit for how it is. He needs to yell, get in people's faces. He just won't do that.
>> Anonymous
Dallas just made three third downs thats a 300% on first downs this entire game. They are almost on four.

/sp/ is the popcorn getting ready? Is this game about to get good? I fucking hope so.
>> Anonymous
>>430732
Forgot the word increase.
>> Anonymous
I hate Fox announcers so much.

Ten minutes ago, this douchebag goes "This is an offense that looks as flat as it ever has"

Fast forward ten minutes, and Marion Barber gets the first down. He says "This is a team that's playing with much more emotion than last week."
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>430725

That's bullshit, if you are a professional and you need a coach to hype you up you are a loser

This is not a coaching problem, it's a we have crappy talent on defense and our offensive line is hit or miss on whether or not they will decide to play
>> Anonymous
Field goalan gaems?
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
NICE WORK BRAD, I KNOW THOSE 5 YARD PASSES SURE ARE A STRUGGLE TO THROW ACCURATELY, MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE, AND NOT THE ONE THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>430741

...

So tell me Mike Ditka didn't yell. Tell me Jimmy Johnson didn't yell. You're a flat out fucking moron if you think a coach doesn't need to hype up the team. I guess you've never football.

Crappy talent on D? What? Hold on, get the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
>>430749
Shut up cowfag. They are doing far better than they did against the Rams. Remember that shit? Yeah.
>> Anonymous
I am thoroughly convinced that those "Mr. Bill" commercials run by Mastercard are the most ANNOYING FUCKING COMMERCIALS EVER IN HISTORY.
>> Anonymous
>>430749

Typical pessimistic cowboy fan. Gotta love them. And when the Cowboys win they sit there and fluff their feathers saying 'YEAH I TOLD YOU SO'
>> Anonymous
>>430758
raping my parent's teenhood, no less
>> Anonymous
Wait is Witten now injured? Has he come back? We shoudl give him some care basket /sp/.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>430751

Motherfucker if you honestly think the Cowboys are talented on D you are a fucking idiot

I've football'd harder than you could imagine and I never needed another fucking faggot to get my ass hyped to put it on some bitches

You get up for the game because it's the game, if you ever need another fucking reason you are a fucking loser

Yeah, EVERY SINGLE COACH WHO'S EVER WON SOMETHING'S YELLED LIKE A CRAZY MAN, HURRR DURR
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>430761

Yeah I sure am pessimistic because I can tell that Brad Johnson is the anti-dragon and can't even throw a ball 5 yards accurately, wait let me put on my optimistic glasses, That Brad Johnson sure can make a read
>> Anonymous
>>430777

They aren't talented on Defense? What? So Tank Johnson BLOWS, so does Bradie James, Thomas, Ware, Hamlin, Jenkins, Jones, etc, etc. Right? I mean, they are SO bad! But have some of the best players on a single defense. I forgot, I'm sorry, please forgive me. I don't know SHIT about football.

You. Key word. You. You. YOU. See what I'm saying? Perfect Cowboy's mentality. You want what's best for YOU. Not the TEAM. I think every great coach has always yelled and hyped up a team. I could sit here ALL DAY and name PLENTY of NFL and College coaches who do that and have won. I can't even think of someone like a Wade Phillips who has taken it all the way.

You've footballed harder than me? Sup, bet that ring finger ain't occupied.
>> Anonymous
blatant offsides
>> Anonymous
>>430777

LET'S GO LET'S GO IF YOU WANT IT YOU CAN GET IT LET ME KNOW LET ME KNOW.

Smells like 'roid rage up in this bitch.
>> Anonymous
GARCIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>430812
VIDYA OFFSIDES
>> Anonymous
If Brad Johnson unleashes the dragon, I'll shit bricks.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>430802

WOW, you think Tank Johnson, Ken Hamlin Bradie James and Mike Jenkins are good, fucking shit man you judge who's good by Madden ratings or something motherfucker?

Yeah, Tony Dungy sure was some crazy ass yelling type of guy wasn't he?

Well, you got me there, I don't have a ring, because I played on one of the shittiest teams in 2A football when I was in school, forgot you had to have a ring to understand football
>> Anonymous
lol sacked hard
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>430813

Nah, just been up all night and am hitting the hype before the fall while experiencing extreme disappointment in one of the few things I enjoy
>> InternetHatMachine
>>430832
Yeah... into out of bounds
>> Anonymous
>>430847

They ARE good. Jesus, pessimist at hand.

WOW you named ONE! Let's see some greats who yell in college and NFL. I'll start with college. Steve Spurrier, Gene Stallings, Mack Brown, Pete Carroll, Mike Gundy, Mike Leach, Nick Saban, Tennessee's head coach, Paterno, etc fucking etc.

For NFL: Bill Cowher, Mike Shanahan, hell even Gruden (inb4 dungy built), Bill Belichick, etc.

LOL, and way to make yourself look fucking retarded. 2A football! HAHAHA NO SHIT! LOLOLOLL! God, I loved the kids (not saying you) who were completely overrated in the papers with stats because they were in 2A and they ended up not signing anywhere and pitched a bitch fit. 5A state champs here baby.
>> Anonymous
>>430876
Maybe if they gave him drugs or something it would help.

Yeah Dallas should do that.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
FUCK YES /ORGASM
>> Anonymous
WTF!!!!!
>> Anonymous
I wonder how much Jerry Jones is paying those refs.
>> Anonymous
I'm happy I didn't bench Roy Williams, haha.
>> Anonymous
/r/ gruden's evil eye
>> Anonymous
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Welcome to Dallas, where we train our children to smoke the crack pipe early.
>> Anonymous
>>430910
I wonder how many painkillers he just gave Brad Johnson. You heard it here its true.
>> InternetHatMachine
>>430910
Refs aren't being paid. Bucs are being stupid with the penalties. They did this same shit against the Bears
>> Anonymous
WOW SO DALLAS CAN JUST TUG ON BUCS' FACEMASKS ALL DAY I GUESS
>> InternetHatMachine
>>430931
Yeah especially if the bucs keep doing it first.
>> Anonymous
>>430916

it was epic
>> Anonymous
>>430936

gb2/the ranch txfag
>> Anonymous
Not a fan of either team, but damn the refs just gave that last drive to Dallas. Looks like NBA style home cookin.
>> InternetHatMachine
>>430940
InternetHatMachine is a BEARSFAG. Get it right FUCKER
>> Anonymous
>>430960
Bye weeks suck. Me = Hungover Bearsfag.
>> Anonymous
cowboys got extremely lucky on that last drive. it's a sad day when the refs can fucking sit there and hound a defense like that on every single play.

fucking ridiculous.
>> Anonymous
>>430977

I was raging all over the place when the announcer said "the NFL doesn't like to give off-setting personal foul penalties".

It's much more fair to just pick a team and give them the penalty even if they didn't start shit.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>430883

No, they are not good, Mike Jenkins I think will be good, but Bradie James and Tank Johnson are about as overrated as they come, Hamlin is solid but nothing special

Your 5A state championship means bullshit, I mean I'm sure it was great for you but it means very little as far as ability to "know football".

Pete Carroll might be the least yellingest coach ever

You win ok, I am pessimistic and you are totally right in all of your evaluations, starting to fade energywise, just drank a 20 oz of Big red to compensate.

ALSO FUCK YES FUMBLE RECOVERY!!!
>> Anonymous
one of the safetys ought to just shank barber for the fuck of it because the cowboys are such faggots
>> Anonymous
Defenders Horse collar all the fucking time, it's the extent of the bring down that they concentrate on. And Ronde got fucking joked by a slanted call to the cowboys.
>> Anonymous
oh wow they are actually started to call penalties on dallas now
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>430998

Yeah, getting a safety injured sure would show those dirty Cowboys
>> Anonymous
oh wow, they can't do shit without the refs' help.
>> Anonymous
Anyone just see that Horse collar on Galloway? No? then you know.
>> Anonymous
TAMPA BAY LOSES
I'm the first to call this. Bwahaha.
>> Anonymous
I haven't seen a game this poorly officiated since Charges-Broncos.
>> Anonymous
>>431051
Tampa
PENALTIES (Number-Yards) 6 - 43

Dallas
PENALTIES (Number-Yards) 4 - 30

Basically even.
>> Anonymous
Cowboys make me rage so hard.

NFC can kiss my ass only reason I'm watching this shit because I could care less about the saints/chargers
>> Anonymous
>>431065
Keep getting angry.

Every time a Cowboys player makes a non-fan angry they get a hooker and a line of coke. It fuels their bullshit.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
LOL Barbie Carpenter, like you did anything
>> Anonymous
I can see it now, Bucs get 1 TD ahead,
Cowboys scramble with 2 min rush,
They score TD with help of bullshit calls from officals againts the Bucs.

TIE

enter OT, Cowboys get win when they go half the field and get a Personal Foul against bucs putting them in FG range.
>> Anonymous
If the Dallas wins it is more than apparently due to the defense, which is due to Phillips taking over and actually deciding that lifting a finger for coaching is cool earlier this week.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
I like it when things stiffen, like the D, and my cock
>> Anonymous
>>431061
That doesn't make some of the calls NOT bullshit.
>> Anonymous
Dallas D is delicious this game. Force field goalan and cheating. I love both things.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
Dodged a bullet
>> Anonymous
Defense is the word, the word that decides the game.
>> Anonymous
What the fuck is with Tampa and losing to old-ass QBs? Last year it was Vinny Testaverde and now Brad Johnson is playing like he's not a geriatric.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
PLZ THOR MAKE THEM MIGHTY!!!
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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Man, good thing we got that 4th and inches
>> Anonymous
Cowboys don't lose to these noobs CRUSH THEM. 2 minutes to go.
>> Anonymous
>>431203
Vinny and Brad both used to play for the Bucs. I'm pretty sure they won the Superbowl with Brad Johnson. Maybe they play shitty because they're familiar with the Bucs D.
Bucs actually traded Steve Young to get Vinny Testaverde. Seriously. There's a reason we were so terrible for so long.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
Holy Crap, was Jerry Jones casting a spell?!?!?!?!
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, I'll do anything to be released from sports hell, please Cowboys deliver me!!!!!!!!
>> InternetHatMachine
Could this be it for the Dallas Stars?
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
And the Bucs do what they do best: 5 yard slants.
>> SATAN
>>431261
Welcome to hell.
>> Anonymous
JERRY JONES CAST YOUR STONES FOR SATAN... cowboys need to win.
>> Anonymous
Fuck regardless the defense deserves credit. They are whats got this game so far.
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
>>431273

Stout defense is stout

But no way yo, it's all Brad Johnson
>> Anonymous
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This game is now EPIC!
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
DO IT!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
WHAT FLAG.
>> Anonymous
LOLCOWBOYS
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
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I JUST POPPED THE BIGGEST BLACKEST BONER EVER!!!
>> Anonymous
LOL
>> Zangief !!tg9xMlh9szM
TRADE TONY ROMO, DEVELOP THE ANTI-DRAGON OFFENSE, GIVE EVERYONE ON THE DEFENSE A RAISE, SUPERBOWL HERE WE COME

PRAISE THOR!!!
>> Anonymous
Bad game was bad.

I feel bad for you bucfags, all your calls were swayed in the Boys favor.

Personally i think the horse collar call on Barber was horse-shit
>> Anonymous
Who's turn was it in Dallas to pay off the officials?
>> Anonymous
Jerry Jones this week.
>> Anonymous
AHAHAHA RAYS FAGS FAIL AGAIN
>> Anonymous
BRAD JOHNSON IS THE NEW TOM BRADY
>> Anonymous
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wow /sp/ doesnt even have 50k posts XD

sorry,
>> Anonymous
>>431374
>50k
oh EFG
>> Anonymous
>>431369
lol
>> Anonymous
lol paid the officials

ITT Butthurtaneers

Seriously, you guys just got beat by Brad Johnson. I'll let you take a moment and let that sink in for a bit.
lol
>> Anonymous
>>431434

More like the defense played like angry wasps.
>> Anonymous
>>431369
Are the Sox fags that butthurt?
>> Anonymous
>>431434
If you actually watched the game and knew footballl, you'd know the refs handed the cowboys that win.

Colombo is grabbing people's throats and slapping them, when the player tries to break his grip he gets called for a personal foul?

Horsecollar tackle on a runningback??

Invisible contact on TO on an uncatchable ball sailing 20 yards out of bounds?

The only td they scored was the most contrived, bullshit drive in the last 10 years. Gruden gets all the shit just piled on him. I guess the ref's are jealous he's good looking?
>> Anonymous
>>431458
jerry jones checkbook at work
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>>431458

You're an idiot, and obviously butthurt.

This is football, Columbo was playing football. If you are upset because the big bad man, man handled your princess you need to turn off the TV. The guy retaliated and got busted for it. End of the story.

Yes, horse collar tackle on Barber. It was a picture perfect horse collar tackle. I can't believe you are even trying to say this was a bad call. Ronde Barber knew it too when he got up and didn't even try to contest it. Thanks again for proving you're obvioulsy butthurt.

It wasn't pass interference. It was illegal use of hands. TO was beyond 5 yards, and Talib or whatever his name is made contact. So really, it looks like you don't know anything about football. Because if you did, you'd know that a catchable ball or not doesn't have an effect on that ruling.

Sorry dude, that drive wasn't bullshit. Buccaqueers collapsed and got served by Brad Johnson. Oh man, Brad Johnson. And what the fuck? Jealous because Gruden is good looking? You gay or something? I think we all know why you watch football now.

By the way, here's some aloe vera to put on the wicked burns I just gave you. <3
>> Anonymous
lol@butthurt tampon bayfags
>> Anonymous
Fun Fact: The horse collar tackle is a bullshit call unless roy williams does it.
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>>430521
>> whateva
bucs... meh
>> Anonymous
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>>431518
You sound like a guy that knows your stuff,

too bad Bill Murray thinks you're a fucking retard.
>> Anonymous
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I think Boyfags unloaded miles of shit after the last play, because losing again, especially to the bucs...

im sure you would all cry hard at night with said face.
>> Anonymous
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>>431647

Like I care what Bill Murray thinks of me. Guy was outsmarted by a rodent.
>> Anonymous
>>431653
cause losing to one of two NFC teams to win a superbowl this decade, and the greatest defensive team in history is... bad?

You're a faggot. Bucs lost, but shouldn't have. Garcia is a terrible QB sometimes, and he was terrible today. You won with 173 yards of offense on questionable calls. Cookie in the mail.
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And a Jaguar shark. :(