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PHELPS TIME
>> Anonymous
RAAGH
>> thetruth !!aGXBnMVTlN3
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>> Anonymous
He is getting the silver.
I called it
>> Anonymous
I'm nervous, /sp/ hold my hand....
>> Anonymous
what lane is he in?
>> Anonymous
aha yes!
>> Anonymous
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
>> Anonymous
7/7 BITCHES 7/7!
>> Anonymous
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
>> Anonymous
lol hax
>> Anonymous
#111111111111111111111111111111111111
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
7/7
>> Anonymous
man that was close
>> Anonymous
fuuuuckkkkk that was close
>> Anonymous
0.01 seconds is now a meme?
>> Anonymous
holy shit
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCK!!!!oneone
>> Anonymous
No World Record!

BUT .01 SECONDS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> Anonymous
AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 FUCK YEAH
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
Man....amazing...
>> Anonymous
My heart is beating fast and my hands are shaking.

My god it was CLOSE.....
>> Anonymous
OH YEA! 7/7 Mark Spitz eat your heart out!
>> Anonymous
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FUCK YOU ALL

I AM A GOD
>> Anonymous
Fuck yes, /sp/ is awesome. I'm at work and can't watch right now, so I'm getting all my updates from you guys.
>> Anonymous
no world record
FAIL
>> Anonymous
So now only germany, USA, and china have more golds than the soverign state of phelps
>> Anonymous
Ahah, Serbs are doing good.
>> Anonymous
holy fucking shit he won by 0.01 lucky bastard
>> Anonymous
>>254985
Same here, I was excited
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCK
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
holy God that was scary
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
I think we should all simultaneously fap to him and offer our love.....
>> Anonymous
>>254989
butthurt *insert country*fag
>> Anonymous
Phelps had a TERRIBLE turn at the wall.

Look at it again, he coasts in.
>> Anonymous
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>>254987
>> Dawnfag
Oh my. That was a bit exciting, wasn't it?
>> Anonymous
Jesus Christ guys. Phelps is officially Jesus reincarnate.
>> Anonymous
the other guy won, Phelps is cheating!!!!11
>> Anonymous
how did he outtouch the other dude? every replay I see has the other guy out-touching him...
>> Cleveland Fag !!Orl1PSmX/ea
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>> Anonymous
lmao @ the fat guy with the glasses in the white shirt
>> Anonymous
>>254990
Not if you substract Phelps' medals from the USA.
>> Anonymous
Are you sure Phelps got it?

The other dude looks like he touches first.
>> Anonymous
BOW TO YOUR LIQUID OVERLORD
>> Anonymous
Fuck you NBC. I could've watched this live, but NOOOO. God damn tape delay.

See ya in three hours, /sp/.
>> Anonymous
>>255017
dont you ever question michael phelps you mother fucker
>> Anonymous
LOL - All Cavic had to do was stretch his arms faster. LOL
>> Anonymous
>>255012
You have you lay your hand FLAT in on the wall IIRC. Phelps basically slammed his hands on the wall.
>> Anonymous
>>255012
It was clooose. But there's something you're not seeing- Phelps wasn't an entire stroke away from the wall when he won. He took the legal half stroke and baaaarely won.
>> Anonymous
PHELPS Michael - 50.58
CAVIC Milorad - 50.59

fuckkkkkkkkk phelps hax
>> Anonymous
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IT CAME FROM MY VAGINA
>> Anonymous
So, what're we supposed to watch now /sp/?
>> Anonymous
>>255023
I know, but still...how the hell did he out touch cavic?
>> Anonymous
HOLY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
>> Anonymous
>>254988

>Fuck yes, /sp/ is awesome. I'm at work and can't watch right now
>Fuck yes, /sp/ is awesome. I'm at work
>I'm at work

PROMOTIONS!
>> Anonymous
>>255025

That's not true, the boards work via pressure sensors, phelps will have got the right pressure first but 'touched' at the same time.
>> Anonymous
>>255025
Not true. Its a touch pad. Any pressure sets it off.

Cavic coasted in, Phelps took the half stroke. That was all the difference needed.
>> Anonymous
lol let's fix the race so phelps can win 8 medals
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>255029
>I GENETICALLY ENGINEERED HIM IN A LAB
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCKING SHIIT THAT WAS INTENSE
>> Anonymous
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>>255039
>> Anonymous
>>255045
Is it possible the mass of water provided the pressure when Phelps slammed it in there?
>> Anonymous
>>255052
Yes and no.

Yes, you do. If you don't you're disqualified.

No, you don't have to touch it with 2 hands to set off the touch pad.
>> Anonymous
>>254993

Lucky? he did it on purpose just to mess with everyone
>> Anonymous
Looking at that fucking frame by frame relay, Phelps won fair and square.

But holy fuckballs
>> Dawnfag
>>255030
Women's 800m.

I only say this because I'm a brit.
>> Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
Wait, who won the women's 800m Freestyle? I was watching Bela videos and when I turned back they were showing Phelps again..
>> Anonymous
>>255029
MILF alert
>> Anonymous
in b4 the rest of the team ruins it for phelps on the 4 x 100 m medley relay
>> Anonymous
I don't know if this race was better than the 4 x 100 relay or not....

Jesus, I was sad there for a minute then BAM and I came...
>> Anonymous
>>255047

Right, that's exactly what happened, Cavic thought he had it, and coasted in, Phelps had that extra push that allowed him to beat him to the end.
>> Dawnfag
>>255076
It's still going on.

Rebecca Adlington is a good 2seconds or so ahead of the WR pace.
>> Anonymous
>>255080
phelps should enter his own team, he's got golds than all but 3 countries!
>> Anonymous
i call bullshit
>> Anonymous
>>255075
Even if I was a Brit, the 800 is one of the most boooooring events there is ever.

Its never close. Ever. Always ends with a gap of several body lengths.

This is like getting jerked off by every Gymnast in the Olympics for hours straight in constant orgasm, then having to go back to your regular fapping.
>> Anonymous
lucky cheater
>> Anonymous
>>255087
Problem is that he can't swim relay on his own.
>> Anonymous
>>255100
Non issue. America DOES have the best swimmers. A relay would only emphasize that.

Plus, they're fucking gods at relay starts.
>> Dawnfag
>>255093
Yeah, she just won by 3 or so seconds.

But we need all the medals we can get. We're not like the USA who get medals left right and centre.
>> Anonymous
>>255077
His mom is on the right to us...
>> Anonymous
>>255082
IIRC the margin of victory was around a quarter of a second in the 4x100 free. this was definitely more epic.
>> Anonymous
>>255100
can't and swim can never go in the same sentance concerning phelps
>> Anonymous
HILARILARILARI HE OH OH OH
>> Anonymous
>>255110
.08 seconds.

So by a leg by leg, meter by meter standard, the 100 fly was STILL 2x closer.
>> Anonymous
>>255110

Yeah but the relay has way more backstory though. It's a very close kind of thing in terms of epicness.
>> Anonymous
>>255100
Clones. Can you imagine that? Cloneing Phelps, maybe mix some more fish DNA you can have Team USA Phelps.
>> Anonymous
>>255109
So who's the other one, his sister?
>> Anonymous
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>> Anonymous
lol costas explaining phelps' hax.
>> Anonymous
>>255128
yea lol
>> Anonymous
7 gold medals....


shit diction.
>> Anonymous
>>255128
Most likely.
Phelps' ma looks like she passed out....
>> Anonymous
>>255124
I'd buy his sperm and impregnate my future wife with it
>> Anonymous
>>255128
>>255140
ITT CAUSAL PHELPS FANS

BURN WITH PYRE!
>> Anonymous
>>255132
what was the hax?
>> Anonymous
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/R/ PHELPS WORDFILTERS TO AQUAMAN
>> Anonymous
>>255153
Aquaman is shit

/r/ing namor! he even looks like him
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>255148
My sister knows his mother
she's like a teacher or an administrator at some baltimore county school near the one at which my sister is principal
>> Anonymous
>>255153
or "god"

or "sex god"

or "cum in my ass phelps"
>> Anonymous
Silver? Michael Phelps isn't interested in that shit!
>> Anonymous
He's going to lose the last one. It will be 7-1.
>> Anonymous
Rofl Serbian team wants to protest
>> Anonymous
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Son?!
>> Anonymous
Serbia is maaaaad
>> Anonymous
>>255176
Last one is team competition, he has some good bitches to rely on
>> Anonymous
serbia is butthurt

i would be too with a name like cavic
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>255187
/scrubs
>> Anonymous
>>255182

Phelps cheated. He touched the sensor too early and should be disqualified. Watch the replay again, you'll see it.
>> Anonymous
>>255029

She's nipping oh baby
>> Anonymous
>>255176
Hell no! They better fucking win on Sunday.
>> Anonymous
>>255182
I can see Serbia's point, they've got a good reason to protest but the underwater cams show phelps touched first. go frame by frame and it's pretty easy to spot.
>> Anonymous
Serbia isn't butthurt. Their guy could have won, but made a mistake.

It was, however, close enough to need a second glance. It may even come down to phelps palming the pad, and Cavic turning his wrist upwards so his fingers don't break.
>> Anonymous
>>255203
how can you touch the sensor early?

GTFO serbfag
>> Anonymous
>>255203
Are you 'aving a laugh?
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAAHH REVISION
6 GOLD 1 SILVER
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
phelps cheats by swimming too fast

if you think about it, that really is bullshit
>> Anonymous
>>255182
Michael Phelps should bomb their nation in response
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>>255219
gotta start using that one all the time.

NO FUCKING FAIR HE SCORED TOO MANY POINTS>
>> Anonymous
>>255224

wait wut?
>> Anonymous
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I GOT 7 GOLD MEDALS AND SET 7 WORLD RECORDS PHELPS ONLY SET 6 IN MY BOOK THAT SETTLES IT THIS GUY IS A FRAUD
>> Anonymous
>>255224
SLANDEROUS LIES AND SLANDER
>> Anonymous
Cavic is actually an American. He was born in California.

Fucking traitor.
>> Anonymous
>>255233
He can still tie you in world records tomorrow.
>> Anonymous
>>255233
he's got the 4x100 medley to set a WR. 8 golds and 7 WR's beats 7 golds and 7 WR's.
>> Anonymous
NAAAMMOOOOOORRRR
>> Anonymous
>>255241
And he went to Berkeley. Where he learned how to hate America.
>> Anonymous
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PHEEELLLPPS
>> Anonymous
into the archive this goes.
>> Anonymous
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PHEEEELLLLLPPPSSS!!!
>> Anonymous
>>255265
who's standing on him?
>> Anonymous
Phelps will swim the Marathon and win it to pick up his 9th Gold Medal
>> Anonymous
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NAMMMMMOR!
>> Anonymous
SUCK IT SERBS

PHELPS WINS
>> Anonymous
lol no protest.

TAKE THAT SERBIA
>> Black ? Star !x8ngkAZjXE
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PHEEEEEEELPSSSSSSS
>> Anonymous
lol serbian protest denied. it's official, Phelps wins.
>> Anonymous
Phelps will swim the Judo in record time for his 10th medal
>> Anonymous
serbian protest FTL

0.01 FTW
>> Anonymous
I r from Serbia and I think Phelps haxxed
>> Anonymous
Phelps could be good at beach volleyball. Pretty tall, long ass arms that art strong as fuck, great sense of timing...
>> Anonymous
Phelps will swim the table tennis in record time for his 11th medal.
>> Anonymous
fuck WRs

records WILL be broken...

hardware lasts forever.
>> Anonymous
GUYS QUICK

WHERE IS THE DBZ GIF

I NEED THAT GIF
>> Anonymous
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Phelps wins.
>> Anonymous
>>255324

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/Ikagawa/phelps.gif
>> Anonymous
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Phelps.
>> Anonymous
Phelps is fucking hot. The only reason I am watching the Olympics.
>> Anonymous
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>255186
NO! He is my SON!
>> Anonymous
I love this man.
>> Anonymous
Mark Spitz: "EPIC."
>> Anonymous
EPIC
- Spitz
>> FUCKING CHEATER SERBIA RULES DUMB AMERICAN BITHES
This is fucking bullshit!!! WTF kind of lame excuse is that, he didn't press the pad hard enough??? I thought this shit was swimming, not a karate competition??? That fucker Phelps just admitted that he thought he lost the race as soon as he took half the stroke!!! Choke on your fucking cheater medal you fucking shits!!!
>> Anonymous
Spitz
Jewna fish says EPIC
>> Anonymous
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Oops
>> Anonymous
>>255696
lol 0/10
>> Anonymous
>>255688
FUCK YEAR
>> Anonymous
"epic"
>> Anonymous
>>255696
Don't ever call me a bith.
>> Anonymous
>>255696

That's what happens when you betray your country to join Slavs.
>> Anonymous
>>255696
see
>>255587
>> Anonymous
>>255696
cool story, bro.
>> Anonymous
>>255696

That's what happens when you betray your country to joins Slavs.
>> Anonymous
>>255710
Nah, they don't look so alike