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GET ON YOUR HIGH HORSES Anonymous
jump offs for gold and bronze right now
>> Anonymous
I just saw the most awesome sport. A guy jumping over a row of live horses.
>> Anonymous
>>281594
epic.
>> Anonymous
american knocked over the last one....
>> Anonymous
DRUGGIE TAKES GOLD
>> Anonymous
Equestrian? I liked it better when it was called NOT A SPORT.
>> Anonymous
>>281699
Enjoy your walking.
>> Anonymous
This only way this NOT A SPORT would be interesting is if a horse start raping some dumb animal loving bitch, then died from heat exhaustion.
>> Anonymous
>>281571

They should combine this and Archery.

The Mongolians would sweep
>> Anonymous
>>281701
Power walking isn't a sport either.
>>281702
seconded
>> Anonymous
>>281715
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'RE A GENIOUS
SOMEONE PLEASE SUGGEST THIS TO THE OLYMPIC SPORTING COUNCIL OR WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF THE SPORTING EVENTS IN THE OLYMPICS PLEASE

ALSO, I'M USING CRUISE CONTROL BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS TOO FUCKING AWESOME IT'S EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN OLYMPIC BLITZBALL
>> Anonymous
>HONG KONG - Four horses in the Olympic equestrian team jumping competition, including one from Norway's bronze-medal team, have been provisionally suspended for doping.

>The drug test results - positive for capsaicin in each case - were announced Thursday afternoon by the sport's international governing body.

>A second blood sample for each horse will be tested in an "accelerated procedure," in the next two days, said FEI secretary general Alexander McLin.

Those fucking horses ... what were they thinking?
>> Anonymous
Capsaicin is the shit in peppers that makes them hot; it doesn't actually allow the horses to run faster. If anything, it's probably used as a pain diversion, similar to how you bite your lip or clench a fist when getting a vaccination.
>> Anonymous
>>281734
I expected a good punchline, I was not disappointed.
>> Anonymous
>>281715

They need to get rid of all the technical bullshit with archery

There bows have loads of shit on them - what happened to a simple bow and arrow?

So much better if they just wapped out arrow like Legolas or some shit.

Horseback archery would be utter win - as would jousting.
>> Anonymous
Lol
>> Anonymous
>>281715

Holy crap, that would be awsome.
>> Anonymous
>>281715
Anyone know how I could possibly send this as a suggestion to the people in charge of the olympics? Because this is a fucking awesome idea.
>> Anonymous
but gais, who'll be the targets?
>> Anonymous
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Hell yeah, Canada! Way to win that gold!
>> Anonymous
>>281832

convicts.
>> Anonymous
>>281832

Europeans and Chinese, of course.
>> Anonymous
>>281832
tibet
>> Anonymous
>>281836
>>281837
>>281846

ba dum tsh
>> Anonymous
>>281818