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Tonight... Anonymous
Leave The Penguins To Me
>> Capitals Bastard !OdglrWcU.I
Fuck yeah! LETS GO CAPS!
>> Anonymous
Fuck the Pens
>> Anonymous
>>409518
You clever dog
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
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>>409487

This shit is going to be fucking easy.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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You're fucking dead CB and your little dog, Crosby, too.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
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>>409730

Crapitals fan.

That's got to be painful.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409737

I am beyond ecstatic that the dumb broad in your picture hasn't tried to sway Caps fans into voting for her based on a jersey. We're smarter than Pen bandwagoners, we don't fall for stupid shit like that.
>> Anonymous
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>>409737
Tonight, YOU!
>> Anonymous
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>>409737
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
Nice shot, Cindy.
>> Anonymous
so who's going to pound Erskine's face tonight, Bissonnette or Godard?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
Oh what do you know, the refs giving the Pens a powerplay. What a fucking surprise.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
It's a PITTSBURGH PENGUINS POWER PLAY.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409764

THAT THEY COULDN'T CAPITALIZE ON
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
>>409768
THERE'S A SHOCKER
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>409760

Godard is SO much better than Georges was.

I'm so glad the useless French-Canadian is gone.
>> Anonymous
this many tripfags in one thread should be illegal
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409788
>This many Pittsburgh fans on one board should be illegal.

Fixed.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
And what do you know the Pens score on a Powerplay they should have never gotten. Does this team ever score 5 on 5?
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Pitiful goaltending.

Absolutely TERRIBLE.
>> Anonymous
GOALigoski
>> Anonymous
>>409799

no, but they scored 4-on-4 the other night, that was pretty tits
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>409799
>>409799

It must be depressing knowing that you will never compete with the goaltending "talent" the caps are stuck with.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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>>409800

Every Caps fan would agree with you. We all hate Theodore. But then again he never had this happen...
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>409799

It's ANOTHER POWER PLAY GOAL!!!!

2-0 Pittsburgh

Malkin!!
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
And once again, they score on an undeserved Powerplay. Will they ever score 5 on 5? I doubt it but with Theodore in goal anything is possible.
>> Anonymous
>>409825

you're acting like powerplays are something new? you're lucky this isn't the 1940's, Pittsburgh would get 200 PP goals a year
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>409825

TOO MANY MEN!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get your fucking team in order.

Pathetic.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409834

No, I'm acting like if you even touch a Penguin a penalty gets called. It's fucking bullshit.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Washington has 4 shots through the first period.

This game isn't even close.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409845

It's a tragedy, you could have gone to the game. Wait, did you have tickets and sell them again?
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
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>>409850

You are extremely irritable.

Are your hemorrhoids acting up?
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA DELAY OF GAME

5 on 3 baby!
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409867

I call you out on shit you actually did and you can't come up with anything on me so you make up an amateur level hemorrhoids joke.

Oh and look Satan touches the puck last but the Caps get the penalty.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>409870

The puck didn't even touch Satan's stick.

3-0 Pens.

STILL ON THE POWERPLAY!

>>409487

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
And of course, after Satan was the last person to touch the puck, the Pens get 5 on 3 and score. What a fucking surprise. Why don't they just hand the Pens the Stanley Cup now if they're going to give them every call in the world?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
CAPS GOAL

And it was 5 on 5, too. Something the Pens haven't even come close to this game.
>> Anonymous
>>409867

lololol

Like that trophy matters.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
Nice job starting a fight with a non-goon. How about you try that shit with Brashear?
>> Anonymous
Biss just ruined Bradley's face, he's leaving the ice

also, 5-on-5 goals now count for 10 cred points in the standings
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Bradley got his fucking ass kicked.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409893

Try that shit on Brashear and see what happens.
>> Anonymous
>>409891

lolwut? 6'3", 10 fights last year, he's a 4th line energy player just like Bissonnette

HKK really doesn't know his shit
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>409899

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What does that fucking geriatric need a fucking invitation?

Why isn't he defending his teammates?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409902

He's not a brawler like Brashear. Yeah, he'll get in a fight every once in awhile but they're usually not all out brawls.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
Wow, unbelievable. That's a five minute major and they give Malkin two minutes. How many blowjobs did Crosby give out before the game?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409904

When you're established as one of the best fighters in the game, there is no point in going around and starting fights. It's far more fun to have someone think they can take you on.
>> Anonymous
>>409923
butthurt that the craps cant convert
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409934

Not fooling anyone CB.
>> Anonymous
>>409927
obvious expert on these matters is obvious
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>409936

You are so fucking unintentionally funny HKK.

You accuse some innocent anon of being me in EVERY thread you post in.

It's quite amusing.
>> Anonymous
>>409936
>bawwww my team is terrible but cb is the only one on /sp/ thats allowed to think so BAWWWWW
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409941

No, I rightfully accuse you of being an Anon in every thread where you act like a total asshole... which happens to be every thread YOU post in.
>> Anonymous
very weak call on gill

but that doesn't go along with the conspiracy theorists so no talk about that, eh jasper?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409946

Again, you're not fooling anyone. Nobody is dumb enough to believe there are Pen fans on here besides you. /sp/ actually has taste when it comes to supporting teams. On top of that, I've talked to Pittsburgh fans, I highly doubt most of them know how to use a computer.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
What was that about Ovechkin blowing hits on Malkin? He's destroyed that dumb bastard on every shift tonight.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>409966

He's doing what he always does.

Head-hunting at the expense of his defensive responsibilities.

He's a bitch.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409969

You WISH you had someone who could hit and take people off their game like Ovie. Instead, you're stuck with a diver.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>409976

Take people off his game?

Malkin has a goal and two assists.

How is Ovie's line?
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409989

Ovie's line and Malkin's line have the same +/- right now.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>409997
That's because PP goals don't count for +/-.

One player has been involved in every goal of his team.

The other has been held of the scoreboard and his team has 9 shots through 2 periods(0/4 on the PP).

Washington has been completely fucking schooled.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>410007

Thanks to the refs. They're dead even on five on five but with every powerplay, the Pens are killing the Caps. Everyone knows the Pens have a great powerplay unit and everyone knows the refs just LOVE giving them an advantage.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>410017

Special teams is part of the game faggot.

The craps can't capitalize on their opportunities and the Penguins can.

You are really blaming the refs for the caps delay of game and too many men on the ice penalties?

20 - 8* shot advantage can't be explained away.
>> Anonymous
ZOMG REFS SCREW CAPS
ZOMG OVECHKIN IS ALLOWED 5 STRIDES BEFORE DELIVERING A HIT
ZOMG CROSBY BLEW A DUDE
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>410029
Satan touched the puck last on the delay of game call. Malkin should have gotten five for boarding. As for too many men on the ice, I didn't see it and I haven't seen a replay, so I honestly don't know on that but that was probably a fair call. So you've got one goal that came off a fair call. Congratulations.
>> Anonymous
>>410039

can you stop parrotting everything the Caps dipshit color commentator says?
>> Anonymous
here come the trolls
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>410042

What Caps announcer? Everyone is biased towards the Pens.

SEMIN SCORES! ONE GOAL GAME
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Solid shot by semin.

That said, Malkin really needs to work on his faceoffs.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>410051

Ovie took him off his game with all those hits.
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
>>410059

Who took Ovie off his game?

2 shots lol.
>> Anonymous
is there like a stream for this shit man i dont have versus or whatever
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>410065

I thought Ovechkin took too many shots. Or at least that's the bullshit you were sprouting during the offseason.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
TIE GAME
>> Anonymous
haha good job manblower
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
All of the Caps goals tonight = Even Strength
All of the Pens goals tonight = Power Play

Yeah, I wonder who's doing better...
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
And that game tying goal was off of a Crosby turnover.
>> Anonymous
>>410080
>>410082
you do realize youre allowed to put multiple thoughts in the same post, right?
>> Anonymous
al of HKK's posts

trolling
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Hal Gill gets high sticked in the face and they leads to a fucking goal.

Pathetic.
>> Anonymous
4-3
>> Anonymous
BWHAHAHA SUCK IT PENS FAGS

4-3 Caps
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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AND THE GOAL COUNTS GO FUCK YOURSELF CB
>> Anonymous
way to hurt yourself, cindy
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>410097

Yeah, I left out the Crosby point though. I didn't notice it until the replay.

>>410102

You do realize that CB is in this thread?
>> CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0
Absolutely pathetic loss.

Horrific effort in the third period.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>409727
>>409804
>>409838
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>>409873
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>>409989
>>410007
>>410029

Moral Of The Story: Don't act like an egotistical shit before it's all said and done. You fucking owned yourself tonight, CB. I didn't even need to post.
>> Sneak !!+y8MDiWrdyT
Neither of these teams will win the Stanley Cup, so this thread is meaningless.
>> Anonymous
Fleury has been pretty shitty to start the season.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>410118
>It must be depressing knowing that you will never compete with the goaltending "talent" the caps are stuck with.

LOLOLOLOL
>> Anonymous
Hard to drape this on Fleury. It's just like the Devils game. The Caps took the game over in the third period. Took it over to an unexcusable level.

The Pens had this problem last year, too. Not showing up for periods. Getting badly outplayed. One of the big knocks against them last year was that they would randomly not play 60 minutes of hockey.
>> Anonymous
Fleury hasn't been any better than Theodore so far.
>> Anonymous
>>410134
An elite goalie can keep his team in the game while they play shitty from time to time. Fleury has allowed 7 goals IIRC in the past two games, that's pretty shitty.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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This is my face every time CB makes himself look like a fool.
>> Anonymous
This thread is all the proof you need as to why everyone hates CB.
>> Anonymous
>>410139
He's more than proven that he can in the past.

But I know there's a huge population of the Pens base that hates Fleury. It's pointless to argue the point face to face and moreso online. So, whatever. Blame him for the loss if you wish. Regardless, there's two points lost tonight. And, to entertain the premise, Fleury shouldn't ever have to face periods like this -- especially if he's not elite.
>> Anonymous
no matter who won, /sp/ loses
>> SSG Posted Hre
>>410140
The funny thing is CB is the guy next to you screaming "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
>> Anonymous
AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT

WHERE ARE YOU CB?! COME FACE US YOU COWARD
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
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>> Capitals Bastard !OdglrWcU.I
I missed this thread while watching the game but I love going back and reading how cocky the Pens fans were before they got beaten.

I LOVE IT, the tears of butthurt Penguins fans sustain me the way food and water sustain mortal men.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>410228

Yeah, I did all the work tonight. You better be here for the next one because it's pretty annoying dealing with the asshole CB all by myself.
>> Anonymous
>>410234
lol, I love how you think your not as bad...faggot
>> Anonymous
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Leave the Penguins to me.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>410244

Sup CB?
>> Anonymous
>>410250
Not even a Penguins fan, but Matt Stairs is not a meme. Stop it. It's stupid. Some stupid Jays cast-off hits a home-run and all the fags from Philly go crazy. Here's hoping he chokes up in the World Series and the Rays sweep the Phils so we can all go back to better sports with better post-seasons.
>> Anonymous
>>410270
no, hes right, youre just as bad as cb, and you dont even realize it
>> Anonymous
>>410244

Meh, this thread was a pretty entertaining read becuase of it.

LOL Failguins.
>> Anonymous
>>410273
>BAAAWWWW

Bawwww more dodgerfag!
>> Anonymous
>>410273
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Capitals Bastard !OdglrWcU.I
>>410288
HKK is just defending his team from the premature faggotry displayed by these cocky Penguins fan. Those idiots deserve to have their nose buried in shit for thinking this game was over before it actually was.
>> Anonymous
>>410315
My problem with that idiot has nothing to do with this thread.
>> HKK !h7MHU9L/Oo
>>410323

What? I post too many stats that go against the accepted opinion? I'm sorry, I find Hank Aaron to be overrated. He's not shit, he's just not GOD TIER. As for Ryan Howard, that's just someone who uses sabremetics ranting about the idea of that tool winning MVP.
>> Anonymous
LOL CB
>> Anonymous
>>410372
>Not God Tier

GTFO. You obviously no nothing about sports.