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Anonymous
Hello there to the carbon based hairless primates calling themselves "anoymous". I won't bother telling you who I am, you wouldn't be able to pronounce the name anyways, so just call me Bill.

You know that meteorite that hit Peru? We call that step three. Step one was observation and obtaining genetic samples.

Using the genetic information collected in step one we crafted a disease. It starts out innocently enough, a few of you get a little ill but no big deal, nobody dies... yet. Those infected will slowly spread the disease across the world and across generations.

Step two was more observation as well as spreading disinformation. We told a whole bunch of your less trustworthy individuals a few bogus stories about ourselves while dressed up as big-headed bug-eyed little gray things and the like. The reason? I suggest you read the classic Earth tale "The Boy Who Cried Wolf". Oh by the way we also started the whole zombie craze that's been sweeping through your culture via moving pictures and the like.

Present day: You're all pretty much infected and as we hide safely back at our home planet we activate the disease via meteorite.

Step four: We send in our automated machines to mop up any survivors (there won't be many).
Step five: We arrive to take our place as the new rulers of Earth.

I've included a sexually explicit image to get your attention as I've been told you like that kind of thing.
>> Anonymous
GTFO, and enjoy your b&
>> Anonymous
Already reported, you can do the same if you want, just don't give the guy what he wants by yelling at him.........
>> Anonymous
>>87400
Seems I was too late... ;)