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Anonymous
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4chan.org waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were faggots in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Anonymous were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. 4chan was a internets website for four years. When he was young he watched the internet and he said to dad "I want to be on the internet daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY FAGGOTS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the imageboard base of /po/ he knew there were faggots. "This is Anonymous" the radio crackered. "You must fight the faggots!" So 4chan gotted his sage rifle and sagebombed the thread. "HE GOING TO B& US" said the faggots "I will troll at him" said the cyberfaggot and he fired the failure missiles. 4chan plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the internet broke and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the faggots" he shouted The radio said "No, 4chan. You are the faggots" And then 4chan was a zombie.
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