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It's emorock! KidIron
It's EmoRock!
Your best suicidal desktop companion.
Watch as he struggles with life and it's minor challenges!
And marvel as he contemplates ending it all!


Emorock:
"It's not me, it's society fault!"


Does anyone want this?
I just finished it a few minutes ago.
I'm thinking of posting it...

Note: This is a computer render of the finished papercraft, not a real picture.
>> Anonymous
After reading that description, yes, I do fucking want that.

A suggestion if you will, I think on the bottom instead of "emorock is emo" you should have the full description -
"It's EmoRock!
Your best suicidal desktop companion.
Watch as he struggles with life and it's minor challenges!
And marvel as he contemplates ending it all!
Emorock:
"It's not me, it's society fault!"

That contains far more hilarity!
>> Anonymous
Add realistic rock texture

Less cartoonish emo face, more sulk deeply depressed
>> Better? KidIron
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A quick photoshop trip and a render later:
New and Improved EmoRock!

How you like?
>> Anonymous
Very nice, it's good. It's simple and to the point. If u make it more realistic, it might take the humor and simplicity out of it.
>> Anonymous
I approve of this rock and its text. Please post the instructions!
>> Anonymous
>>39697
don't know if the spelling error was intentional (you never know on 4Chan, I'm not really into that whole meme-thing where spelling errors often seem to be intentional) but "Watch as he struggles with life and it's minor challenges!"
Shouldn't that be "its minor challenges"?
>> Anonymous
If you wanna be really accurate change the "it's" in "it's minor challenges" to "its". "It's" is another way of saying "it is" after all :)
>> Anonymous
add a dotted line with "cut here" above it
>> Anonymous
>>39749
you're right.
also, shouldn't it be "It's not me, it's society's fault!"
or is that a quote?
>> Anonymous
Great, I want it! :)
>> Anonymous
could we get the instructions posted soon? I need this for a prank and the emo in question leaves for spring break soon.
>> Anonymous
DO WANT!
>> Anonymous
>>39697

That's awesome! Thanks for listening to my suggestion!
>> Finally! KidIron
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Ok guys,
Here he is!
I added a mild cartoony rock texture and fixed the text.
[Yeah, I didn't mean to misspell that, I always mess up its and it's.]

Hopefully everything works and it builds right.
If it doesn't, just reply with your grievance and I'll fix it when I can.
When you finish making it, please post a picture.
I've only been doing this papercraft thing for about a month now and I'm really excited to see my stuff built by other people.

Please enjoy!

Also,
Anonymous, I wanna know how you'll use this in a prank! That sounds awesome!
>> Anonymous
>>39791
looks cool, but it's wrong slightly.
either you added an extra white tab, or forgot to color one. Some veteran /po/ er wanna eyeball that and verify? Good work regardless!
>> Anonymous
on second thought... i think it's just all 3 white triangles need textured, otherwise emorock will have a white top. :)
>> Anonymous
>>39791
emorock is awesome
two gripes:

1. he's a bit dark all of a sudden, it was better lighter
2. you can't colour in the lines for some reason :F
>> Anonymous
>>39791
I agree with the other poster, the lighter color was more awesome. Those three white triangles do need to be colored in though.

Also, looks like on the PDF the spelling things weren't actually fixed. Remember, "It's not me, its society's fault!"

But yeah, so totally do want.
>> Anonymous
>>39804
Oh wait, I was wrong. The second "It's" is right. "It is not me, it is society's fault." Right, so just an apostrophe and an s on society.
>> Man was I tired! Anyway, KidIron
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So, it seems that I was more tired than I thought. I can't believe that I didn't color those top triangles. Sorry guys, I seem to be a n00b!

But here you go everyone. I fixed the coloring, got rid of the texture, repaired my horrible horrible English, and "coloured in the lines".


I think thats all.

Thanks /PO/ For being the greatest place in the Interweb and putting up with my ineptness!


P.S. If any of you have Adobe illustrator, you can open this PDF and edit it without quality loss.
>> Anonymous
So this is how it works. A vector-quality emo gag, but a puke-akura dashline raster Ironman.
Something is not right.
>> Wolf
I can leave the line off the final ironman easy enough... But that will make assembling it basicly impossible for all but the most skilled modellers... There's a big difference between a single sheet model with a few folds, & a two foot tall highly detailed monster... One option I am seriously considering though is making the parts sheets double sided, with the lines & part numbers printed on the back, like the Linage II models...

& the Emo rock is awesome, I'm making it for my son! ;)

Wolf
>> Spoon! KidIron
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I can't understand your crazy moon-speak Anon!

I think I saw a raster in there... and something about Pepakura.
If your wondering how I got Pepakura to output vector. I made you a small [hopefully legible] Tutorial.
You will need PrimoPDF to do it.
http://www.primopdf.com/
It's a free PDF converter and it works great!


Awesome Wolf! Hope your son likes it!
>> Anonymous
>>39808
great xD
>> zel
>>39818
thanks a lot!!!!
>> talkysop! Anonymous
LOL! So much talking.

FYI, to see the final version of EmoRock, click reply and find the last image post.

OR

someone could repost it later?
>> Anonymous
>>39816
Have you found the good version yet?
>> Anonymous
wow great XD
>> Anonymous
This is pretty funny but..
It shouldn't be "And marvel as he contemplates ending it all."
It should just be "Marvel as he contemplates ending it all."
You should never start a sentence with "and".
Great job though.
>> Outdated rules and n00bs to match KidIron
>>40045
In my defense,
you can start a sentience with a conjunction.

Grabbed from writing911.com's "Seven Outdated Rules of Grammar" page:

"[The] never start a sentence with a conjunction [rule is wrong!]:
Starting a sentence with a conjunction can help transition from one idea to another or add a dramatic tone to a passage. If you start sentences this way too often, your paragraphs will sound like one long run-on sentence. Use conjunctions at the start of sentences judiciously."

Natch.
>> Anonymous
>>40056

That shut me up.
Well,I learned something new today.
I had no idea,I was always told not to start a sentence that way and always thought it was a rule,apparently it isn't.
Without the "and" it would look better though,but that's all up to you anyways.
Nice job again,thanks for the english lesson.