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Anonymous
This whole thread reminds me of a joke I once heard.
A kid and his grandfather were sitting out on a deck and the grandfather was smoking a cigarette. The boy asked his grandfather if he could have a cigarette and the grandfather asked the boy, "can your dick reach your asshole?", to which the boy replied, "No". Then the grandfather said, "Then you're not old enough to have a cigarette". Later on the Boy and his grandfather were out on the deck again and the grandfather was drinking a glass of whiskey. The boy asked his grandfather if he could have a glass of whiskey and again the grandfather asked the boy, "Can your dick reach your asshole?" to which the boy, again, replied, "No". Then the grandfather said, "then you're not old enough to have a glass of whiskey". The next day the boy was sitting out on the deck eating a plate of cookies. His grandfather came out onto the deck and asked the boy if he could have a cookie. The boy then asked his grandfather, "Can your dick reach your asshole?" to which his grandfather replied,"Yes it certainly can!". The boy then said. "Then go fuck yourself, grandma made these cookies for me!"
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