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Anonymous
The best thing about having a shitty wallet made out of paper is that if you shove enough money in it and have it in your pocket for long enough the wallet fucking BURSTS OPEN from being around your presence of awesome. "That's right, motherfuckers!" you proudly exclaim, "I'm so fucking rich that my wallet can't even take it!"
And then some random woman from the crowd gives you a blowjob.
For free.
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