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Anonymous
Hey /po/. This thread is totally & completely off topic. I'm sorry. But I consider you my brothers and soulmates, one and all, so I ask you guys this dire and considerably consternatious question.

How can I ensure I get hard & stay that way? I have a hot girlfriend. She is sexy. Pic is very related (she's on left in the white). She told me we are going to have sex on thursday. We are both in HS and we both aren't virgins and I want to fuck her pretty bad, although I'd want fuck anyone pretty bad. How the fuck do I get hard? I really don't want to have erectile dysfunction at 17.

HELP ME GOD PLEASE /PO/ PLEASE PLEASE PLEALLLLLLLSLELEO@
>> Anonymous
Viagra......
GB2/b/FGT
>> Anonymous
underage b&

build a penis out of paper, she won't notice the difference.
>> Anonymous
^epic win
>> Anonymous !bgREVLN8FU
Dude, your girlfriend is hot, can I borrow her for a while, maybe bone her, and then skin her alive and throw her into a bathtub of scalding hot water, masturbating and ejaculating into her permanently open eye, as I take a rusty steak knife and carve a slice of her own arm off and make her eat it?
>> Anonymous
>>168272
I'll kidnap her if you let me film that....
>> Anonymous !bgREVLN8FU
>>168274
Oh, sure, and to make sure this is all on topic, we'll make a papecraft version of the crime scene, CSI style.
>> Anonymous
>>168272

wait what?
>> Anonymous
nothing to do with /po/ AND underage B&. what a post! also you have no girlfriend
>> Anonymous
Does anyone have any printouts for those?
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
tits or gtfo
>> Anonymous
PC TITS OR GTFO
>> Cotton Eyed Joe
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>>168305
>> Anonymous
>>168312
Hahaha. Oh wow.
>> Anonymous
Not /po/ related at all.

Saged and reported. May you be forever banned, and limp.
>> Anonymous
ugh, gross. someone give those girls a sandwich or something! waaaaay too bony, ugh!
>> Anonymous
Reported for nothing to do with papercraft or origami and trolling.
>> Anonymous
>>168366
>>168350

GTFO
>> Anonymous
HOT lesbians are always welcome at /po/ every once in a while... just cool it down paper nerds
>> Anonymous
>>168372
No, I think you should be the one to leave. /po/ has never been about anything like this and just papercraft/origami. If you ever need lesbians then you can go to /hr/ or somewhere like fapchan. Although /po/ has been fairly successful in keeping the board about what it's meant to be about.

Take note, the entire of 4Chan does not work like /b/. The entire of 4Chan hates /b/ because it's a shithole infested with newdykes and 14 year olds like you here who think it's fun to spout the same retarded meme's over and over again and get an instant boner at a picture of two girls in swinsuits because you've just learnt how to masturbate and have never had the pleasures of real people before.

That and you're simply encouraging a troll. You're not going to get "MOAR", the OP will never visit again apart from just visiting this thread to see if he's riled up any of the leftovers from the other day.

So in short, GTFO newdyke.