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Psycomega
So, /po/, how are you doing tonight?
I've got two things going on at the moment, and I think it might inspire a little more creativity from some of you.

I bought a new analog wall clock yesterday from walmart on clearance. It's a cheap thing, but I thought it would be nice to have one. Plastic covers, cardstock face. I can cut the face out, and add my own if I'm fine with a slit in it. The hands are fixed, you see. I'm not sure what picture to use either, so it may take me a little while, as simple as it is.

It's also about the time I start thinking about getting a new calendar for next year. I've decided to make my own. I'm still a little unsure about how I'm going to do it though. I need at least twelve pictures that I'm okay with looking at for a month each. Nothing I have really seems suitable, even though I've decided on an idea for a few months already. A few suggestions would help, if you're willing.

January = Erika/Jake.
February = OP pic possibly related.
July = A fireworks scene from Minus.
October = A Junji Ito scene/picture.
December = Ampu-tan/Nurse-kun.

Even so, I've yet to decide on a single picture.
Anyone here ever done this? I feel like I should be adding a little extra flair to it, rather than making it feel like a bland store-bought.
>> Anonymous
April = hello.jpg
>> Anonymous
Put the hands at noon/midnight and the face should slide off over them, put new face on same way, if not; cut off face and consider a slightly larger hole for the replacement.
>> lol !Pyd2/R7DNA
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>> Anonymous
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This.... Shameless on my part. =3
>> Anonymous
november = neko
>> Anonymous !bgREVLN8FU
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but I wouldn't mind a nice model of the chick in the OP picture.
>> Psycomega
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>>165130
Ingenious, but impossible. The hands are like this. I thank you for the suggestion though.
>> Anonymous
>>165172
You are a moron if you can't set the clock to noon so the hands line up.
>> Anonymous !bgREVLN8FU
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>>165174
I think he means the hands stretch out over the hole. Solution, cut a slit (like one clean cut w/scissors) and slip the hand ends through that.

Also, for the Goatse idea, ingeniously use tape to create invisible extensions and place the hands at the edges of the clock.
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Great, now I have the urge to mod a clockface so the hands are coming out of his rectum...
>> Psycomega
Goatse ideas are priceless

>>165174
You, sir, are the moron.

>>165175
That's what I was going to do. And thank you for articulating that for me, as I was having a brain-fart. I thought a diagram would be the best alternative.