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Kirby´s revenge Anonymous
People of /po/ I need a favor.
I know my English is bad but bare with me.
The thing is my mom went into my room yesterday and she told me that my Kirby papercraft looked to girly for me so she asked if she could trash it, I said ok but soon after I let those words out she picked him up and crushed him with her bare hands, the moment she did that she crushed a peace of my sole. So I´m planing my revenge she is going to Denmark for the weekend and I´m planing on making a XL size Kirby, is there template about the size of the sonic statue on the picture???
I need your help I will post picture when I´m finished, can you help me?

R.I.P. Kirby 2007-2007
>> Anonymous
If you have the original template, post it here and I will make it bigger for you.
>> Anonymous
>>101932

"R.I.P. Kirby 2007-2007"

You're my new hero.
>> Anonymous
Your english is fine. Also I'd like to see this happen.
>> Anonymous
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>>101933
Vola~ but I can only print size a4 paper with my printer
>> Anonymous
I have a better revenge plan for you......

Crush Your Mother

And then post pics and /r/ template.
>> Anonymous
>>101938
I'll get to work on it now, shouldn't take me too long so stick around.
>> Anonymous
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Page 1
>> Anonymous
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Page 2

I'm not sure how big it will be when assembled, but this is as big as I could get it without chopping the body into smaller pieces.

Each page is A4 size.
>> Anonymous
>>101945
>>101946
Fucking grate work man I shall start tomorrow when she leaves.
>> Anonymous
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You could rasterbate the image to save on ink...

http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/

The attached image is an example of what you can make, if you print that out it will take 64 pages of paper but it will not take so much ink.
>> Anonymous
>>101948
DUDE That thing is bigger than my screen so worth trying but probably to hard for me
>> Anonymous
>>101948
hey can you make it maybe 10 pages instead of 64 and full ink I tried printing one page and it felt empty. I would be awesome if it were just as big as a basketball
>> Anonymous
>>101948
What the heck does this even look like assembled?
>> Anonymous
i lol'd hard at your mom thinking youre queer and crushing your papercraft
>> Anonymous
>>101932
Looks like you need a new pair of shoes.
>> Anonymous
>>101980
i lol'd hard at his mom ruining one of his shoes
>> Xydirus
>>101932
don' you have any tomatoes in your house?
>> Anonymous
op
ok I'm back
Can some one make this super size have it 9 pages(3x3) or some thing
>> tohru-kun !hPvy9MQFoc
>>101932
why'd you let your mom crush something of yours anyways?
if she told me that something in my room is too "girly" I would've told her to fuck off.
>> Anonymous
Why do you still live with your mother?

This is an 18+ website, so you're either an underage piece of shit that doesn't belong here, or you're a freeloading loser.
>> Anonymous
Is this /po/'s first ever copypasta?
>> Anonymous
>>102024
facepalm.jpg

copypasta only works if it's already been posted before.
>> Anonymous
>>102003
Or he's still going to mandatory school, fuckface. And yes, before you ask, this is normal for 18+ kids in some countries of Europe.
>> Anonymous
>>102026
facepalm.png

jpg is shit.
>> Anonymous
>>102003
Nevermind the fact he lives with his parents, looking at the post altogether my brilliant mind deduces he is actually underaged for various reasons.

For example, a motherfucking Kirby and his mom caring about his room looking mature.
Seriously what the fuck. This is a worksafe board, sure, but what the fuck. You're underaged man.
>> Anonymous
>>102003
I'm 18 and I still live with my parents, because I finished high school this year. And I'll continue to live with them while I complete my further education. If that makes me a freeloader, so be it.

Funnily enough, I used to come to 4chan when I was underage, but just /b/. I only started exploring the worksafe boards recently.

[/lifestory]
>> Anonymous
i suggest printing out kirbies in varying sizes (increasing from teh standard) and place them for your mom to find, each time she finds one, you step up to the next size all the way up to placing a 3ft kirby on her bed

in order to do this i sugest kinkos they can print on a large scale
>> Anonymous
>>102093
If that's true, then you're fucking stupid. You don't need to put a shit on what makes you "girly" and your mom is stupid to think that way too.
Just make 10 of them and stuff em up her bag.
>> Anonymous
is your mom a homophobe? I say crush her skanky ass
>> SAGE SAGE
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>>101932...she asked if she could trash it, I said ok but soon after I let those words out she picked him up and crushed him with her bare hands...

So what you're saying is, you're mom did exactly what you told her to do to the papercraft, after you gave her permission? And your problem is what again? You can't plot revenge against someone when it's your own damn fault.

New rule on /po/, you can't bitch about your parents if you still live with them, end of story. Doesn't matter if you're underaged, doesn't matter if you're legally handicapped, or just live in their home to help take care of them. You have a problem with the situation? Then you grow a spine and confront THEM about it, or GTFO. Otherwise you swallow your bitter little pill like an adult and enjoy /po/ for what it was meant to be. And by that I mean PAPERCRAFT, NOT /B/. Take your pseudocopypastaemofagramble and post it somewhere where the main interest isn't in folding paper.

Thank you. Hope everything works out well for you, have a nice day.
>> Anonymous
This thread could have been full of lulz if it went the right way.
>> Anonymous
OP
Ok I just got home from work and she is out of the country for 3 days. and now for answering all of your questions.
>>101997
She insisted Kirby would go or my snake in a box, I were happy at the moment but the feeling when she crushed him in front of me I just can´t say it in words.
>>102042
yes and I´m 18+ so what, I get free meals every day of the week. and I´m not a some guy poping in and out of this site. BTW any news on the daft punk helmets ?
>>102003
How the hell did you know I lived in Europe?
>>102053
Same as before I´m over 18 and my mom is a neet freak if some thing doesn't match she want out of my room
>>102122
Dude where I live we don't have stores I live on a island made of ice (put those words together and you will find your answer)
>>102134
good question?
>>102169
Read the first one and also she did it to get on my nerves I don't care if she would have crushed him outside my room, but in front of me ....... she knew what she where doing.

so every one is happy now (at least I hope so).
can any one make this 3x3 (9 pages) or atleast tel me what program to use?
>> Anonymous
>>102211
>She insisted Kirby would go or my snake in a box

1: Cut a hole in a box.
2: Put your snake in that booox.
3: Make her open the box.
4: ?????
And THAT's the WAY you DOOO IT.

It's mah snake in a box.
>> Anonymous
>>102211
I'm tired of your bullshit. Just shut the fuck up already and let this crap die.
Good god, how retarded can you get? Just beat it.
>> Anonymous
Sigh. It was just a funny story, there was no "join my pity party bawwww", and it could have, and might still have funny results. Stop trolling the thread. Don't like him? Ignore him.
>> Xydirus
>>102211
No.
I'm not happy.
I asked If you had a tomato!
don't you know what do they do to kirby?
oh! oh! idea:
how many lives had it left?
>> Anonymous
>>102003
im 18 but im still in full time education?? guess im a fag!
>> Anonymous
Just make 100s of the mini kirby and put them all around the house
>> Anonymous
I'm looking forward to seeing the results
>> Anonymous
>>102862
OP
Mission failed!!!!
I got wasted on the Saturday and slept th whole Sunday.
I´m a disgrace to whole /po/ I should return in my knives and glue.
>> Anonymous
>>103143
did you atleast get a new shoe
>> Anonymous
>>103143

Yes, you are fucking useless. Please kill yourself.