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coonfag !CQm2dd85/w
I was sitting on a bench today near a playground with my friend who just bought a nicer camera than me. We were taking pictures because all the tanning salons in town were closed early on account of it being Sunday.

So we're just sitting there listening to some 15-year-olds smoking cigarettes say retarded things when suddenly this bizarre zombie moth thing from hell buzzes its way tiredly at my head. It lands on my ugly baja hoodie's sleeve and immediately gets stuck in the scratchy loose weave. It buzzes a little bit. Buzz. Moar buzz. buzzzz.

Me: *STARES AT IT*

Friend: "Do you want me to get that, orrrr...?"

Me: "No... hold on."

and then this picture was taken. and ITS FUCKING EYES BLURRY. fuck my macro setting and its touchy niggardliness also fuck my noobness at picturizing insects and their retarded little bodies.

/story
EXIF data available. Clickhereto show/hide.
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>> coonfag !CQm2dd85/w
look look, the focus is like 1/8th inch too far back. baaaah.

HOW DOES I PHOTOGRAPH INSECTS, /p/?
>> Anonymous
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I assume you used manual focus? If not, use it.
>> Anonymous
>>250209

Exif?

MPE-65?
>> Anonymous
>>250228

Sorry, I saved for web in PS (doh). Unfortunately not an MPE-65.

400D
ISO100
1/200s
On board flash + gary fong puffer.

The lens was a reversed Canon 35-80mm, a pretty terrible lens when used properly but I have got some ok results from it.
>> Anonymous
>>250230

Fuuuuck anon I am seriously impressed, the eye is sooo fucking crisp and your not even using a macro lens. Did you chill it to get it to stay there or anything?
>> Anonymous
No need, it was 5am and fucking freezing anyway.
>> Anonymous
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som1 say bugz?

No exif cause it was taken from my Flickr. Used an extension tube with a reversed 50mm.
>> Anonymous
>>250191
wow you really sound like an idiot.
yeah that bug is pretty cool, yeah you're a spaz for not takin' a better picture of it.
>> Anonymous
>>250230

You saved for web and it's still THAT FUCKING HUGE?!!!

Congratulations on your triple fuckup...
>> Anonymous
>>250334

It's only 1500 pixels wide, get a real fucking monitor. Worst case scenario your browser resizes it, woopty fucking do.

How is it a triple fuck up? At worst it's a double.
>> Sicko !L3HRY/miC.
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>>250359

Camera-Specific Properties:Camera SoftwareAdobe Photoshop CS WindowsImage-Specific Properties:Image OrientationTop, Left-HandHorizontal Resolution96 dpiVertical Resolution96 dpiImage Created2004:10:12 16:42:09Color Space InformationUncalibratedImage Width300Image Height391
>> Anonymous
>>250359

You made me cry...
>> Anonymous
>>250359
>How is it a triple fuck up? At worst it's a double.

1) Sony
2) Auto mode
3) Failfocus
4) GAY HOODIE
>> Anonymous
>>250376

Did you even fucking read it? Its not op that took the fly pic.

>400D
>ISO100
>1/200s
>On board flash + gary fong puffer.