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Horseflies ... Celotil !AN26.8FkH6
Fucking bite.

If a horsefly lands on you, count to three - it's the time it takes for them to settle and relax after landing - then smash the little fucker.

Saw this one while I was on the water tower at Denmark Hill today.
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>> Celotil !AN26.8FkH6
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>> Anonymous
why not smash it straight away?
>> Anonymous
SMASH IT

SUCCESS

I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT
>> celotil !AN26.8FkH6
>>277116

Like I said, it takes time for them to relax. If you don't wait a bit they're still twitchy and will almost always fly away before you can hit them - unless you're Bruce Lee.

They're about two to three times bigger than a house fly but they're just as quick.
>> Anonymous
>>277116
Because they're more ready to fly away without being settled in for a meal.
>> Martin !!ve2Q1ETWmJH
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>> Shu
Denmark Hill in.... Camberwell?