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Hi there i'm ken rockwell, my $100 point and shoot takes better photos than a 5d. Also, i shoot jpeg because raw is for losers.
>> Anonymous
Also I've never touched a woman in my life, because I'm so cheap that I use all my money on Nikon fan boy gear.
>> Anonymous
Come on, /p/. Ken Rockwell's wrong about almost everything, but we've got better things to do than mock him.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
Nobody has *ever* come here and made fun of Ken Rockwell before! You're a COMIC GENIUS!
>> Anonymous
>>139567

Are you joking? Its like the oldest joke on /p/....
>> Anonymous
>>139570

facepalm.jpg
>> Anonymous
whats the deal with ken rockwell is he a pro photographer or a joke?
>> Anonymous
Lens hoods are outdated by modern lens technology. Any Nikon lens WILL NOT FLARE at all. Don't bother with the hood. It will simply get in the way and if you bang it against something it will break your lens.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
/me salutes a better troll
>> Anonymous
makes me laugh every time..
>> Anonymous
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Zomg! He uses a custom built left handed nikon, built just for him by nikon!
>> Anonymous
>>139652
>built left handed nikon, built just for him by nikon
mind = blown
>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
>>139652
lol, picture = flipped
>> Anonymous
>>139654
lol, you = flipped and dropped at birth
>> Falldog !2qYdimqiHs
itt: photographers angry at better known photographers
>> Anonymous
This is New York: "Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography"
>> Anonymous
* Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography

* Ken Rockwell's camera has similar settings to ours, except his are: P[erfect] Av[Awesome Priority Tv[Totally Awesome Priority] M[ajestic]

* Ken Rockwell doesn't color correct. He adjusts your world to match his.

* Sure, Ken Rockwell deletes a bad photo or two. Other people call these Pulitzers.

* Ken Rockwell doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.

* Circle of confusion? You might be confused. Ken Rockwell never is.

* Ken Rockwell doesn't wait for the light when he shoots a landscape - the light waits for him.

* Ken Rockwell never flips his camera in portrait position, he flips the earth

* Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.

* Ken Rockwell is the only person to have photographed Jesus; unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a piece of cloth instead.

* When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories

* Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to Ken and they ask him to test them, the best cameras get a Nikon sticker and the less good get a Canon sticker

* Once Ken tested a camera, he said I cant even put Canon on this one,thats how Pentax was born
>> Anonymous
Ken Rockwell is an American photographer whose work has been published in several magazines and books.[1] Rockwell's photography and educational workshops are well-attended and his photographic expertise is sought by both amateur and professional, alike.[2] Rockwell is known for his large-format images as well as images made on both 35 mm film and digital cameras.[3]

In addition to the images he produces, Rockwell is known for his advice to photographers. He stresses mastery of composition and lighting over the technical details of the camera used to obtain an image.[4] Unlike many camera experts, Rockwell's advice often centers on a piece of equipment's usability rather on its inherent technical qualities.[5]

Rockwell currently resides in La Jolla, California with his wife and young son.
>> Anonymous
dude


he just takes pictures of things

anyone can do it

where is the fucking composition i can't see it mother fucker
>> Anonymous
>>139674

I lol'd at all except the canon vs nikon faggot tree
>> Anonymous
>>139577

Was owned by a perfectly excecuted troll.
>> Anonymous
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like this picture, dude its boring
>> Anonymous
everyone knows canon is better
>> Anonymous
>>139684

Nope, not everyone. Thats what is so sad.
>> NatureGuy !se3A3TwzdY
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>>139562
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>> MaybeAnonymous
>>139684
Too bad canon has shit ergonomic designs and zero functionality.
Everything besides the 5D and 1D is made for children below 8 years of age and anorexic wapanese people.

Even the 1D is too small for my hands.
>> Anonymous
>>139717
Get back in the cage,
and stop taking pictures you fucking gorilla.
>> Anonymous
>>139681

facepalm.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>139735
IM NOT GONA DANCE FOR YOUR STPUPD FRIENDS FOR YOUR STUPID MONKEY DELIGHTS YOU STUPID JERKS