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Anonymous
hai pskaught, amidoinitrite?
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>> Martin !!ve2Q1ETWmJH
>>181166
needs more distortion
>> Anonymous
>>181173

i lol'd
>> Anonymous
this isn't horrible, just not the best scene, kind of boring.
>> Anonymous
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>>181173

delivered.

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>> Anonymous
these are pretty terrible
>> Anonymous
This is why we can't have good things...
>> Anonymous
>This is why we can't have nice things.

fixed
>> pskaught !zkraGArAss
let the flood begin
>> p.s. I still sage pskaught !zkraGArAss
oh yeah, and it sucks, ugly, unnatural, boring, sophomoric, just stupid faces, gtfo, and stop ripping off jill greenberg you fag.

did I cover all the bases? I hope so. I think the more the imitations come out the more the trolls and newfags will appreciate what I do.
>> Chib !!RZtg9/1KP1J
>>181199
At least her got the asian right
>> Martin !!ve2Q1ETWmJH
>>181199
Jw:
Did Jill Greenberg shoot the New Gordans Dry Gin billboard photo? I expect theres more of a chance at you knowing than the rest of /p/.
>> Anonymous
content: 4/10
execution: 5/10

but i will give you a final score of 6/10 just because you tried
>> Anonymous
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can it be no-shoop tiem now?

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>> pskaught !zkraGArAss
>>181207
I have no idea, you have the picture?
>> Martin !!ve2Q1ETWmJH
>>181228
Nah, I saw it along the M1.
Gordans Dry Gin ad, with Gordan Ramseys face on it. BIG. hdr style.
>> Anonymous
>>181225

someone shoop is faggoty ear closed god damn
>> Anonymous
>>this isn't horrible, just not the best scene, kind of boring.

on snap. thats what i say whenever i see one of scotts pictures.
>> pskaught !zkraGArAss
>>181243
" the most offensive word in the english language" ad? not jill greenberg.
>> Anonymous
I lol'd.
>> Martin !!ve2Q1ETWmJH
>>181310
No.
read what I said.
its for GORDANS DRY GIN
but has a photo of Gordan Ramsey on it, as his first name is related. silly really that he should be on the ad imo.
>> Anonymous
OP: You missed the whole thing that makes pskaught's work great. Yes, you shot some funny faces with some strobes and photoshopped it in a certain way. But every one of the "Imps" pictures is a satirical social commentary on something. Go look at them again and go beyond the first chuckle.

All other issues aside, while I don't mind the distortion too much- i.e. fixing it would not make this pictures any better- how the hell does a lens have that much distortion at 28mm? I've never seen a lens that badly corrected. I've seen cell phone cameras with better-corrected lenses, at least as far as barrel distortion.
>> sage pskaught !zkraGArAss
>>181321
then I have no idea what you're talking about.
>> sage pskaught !zkraGArAss
>>181358
anyone use the corrective patch for cs3?
>> Anonymous
>>181363
I know you obviously arnt.
>> pskaught !zkraGArAss
>>181366
ohshi- what a quick troll.

why do you think I'm asking dipshit.
>> Martin !!ve2Q1ETWmJH
>>181366
!

>>181370
Which patch, the perspective excella+ thing?
>> Anonymous
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>>181225
I beg to differ

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>> beethy !HJGkSBB3Ao
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>> Anonymous
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i think your all a bunch of niggers

now have a picture of an asian, doing stereotypical asian things.

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>> Anonymous
>>181619
>>181619

jesus christ stop it.
>> ANTMY
you /p/eople need to lighten up. this thread was obviously just busting on pskaught. not c&c on these photos being posted.
>> Anonymous
except scott cant take photos as good as these as he tries too hard to makes his "chink" friend look like hes having a hard time breathing.
>> Anonymous
>>181619now have a picture of an asian, doing stereotypical asian things.

i lold, not at the picture though