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Anonymous
Hey /p/, whats shakin'?

Listen up, I really need some help here, and any would be greatly appreciated.
Now, let's say I've got an incriminating file against me that needs some editing. I'm getting it on Valentines day, and needs a photoshop BAD.
Now, the problem is, well, I'm not sure if it is going to be on colored paper or not.
I was simply planning on scanning it, launching paint, copy and pasting some things over one another, and then reprinting and being done with it.

But a problem appeared, as stated before, and what if it's on a colored sheet of paper, say, dull yellow.

Now, the people getting the document (That I'm supposed to deliver) wont know if it's supposed to be white/yellow/whatever, so color isn't that big of a deal...

EXCEPT:
If when I scan the image, and the image's background is all yellow, like the original color of the paper, and not just scan the text making it a white background document. Then of course, I would be screwed, because it would print out this yellow rectangle surrounded by white.


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>> danchr
     File :-(, x)
What? Arent those documents two sided with patterns and crap on both the surface and inside the paper?
>> Anonymous
Tell us why it's so damned important that you took a carpool home instead of taking the bus home, and what sort of crazy document tells that.
>> Anonymous
TELL US MORE

EXCITING ANON7MOUS IS EXCITING
>> Anonymous
omg its a report card, isn't it you faggot.

get the fuck off my internet.
>> Anonymous
>>125484
I think this man is right.

Nonetheless, tell us the story before getting the fuck off the Internet.
>> Anonymous
Op HERE:

Yea, it is a report card, but I don't feel like listening to a bunch of fat people scream at me for a OMG LESS THAN A B BUT BETTER THAN C IS B&.

So, I've been brainstorming ideas how to get out of it and maintain myself on the interbutt.

My idea while I was taking a dump (Approx. 12 minutes ago) is that I'd ask my teachers for a copy, edit it the day before, and then just swap it for the real one.

Oh well...

Here's the story...

It all started back when I got a girlfriend about halfway through my Junior Year of Highschool. Charming, sexy, all that crap, and I completely blew off all my work, flunked my AP Eng final, and kinda didn't make up a test I was supposed to take and instead ended up making out on my couch. So, all in all, besides not having to hear people yell @ me, I'm doing this for her.

I'd love your help anon.
United as one, divided by zero. And Cake.
>> Anonymous
>>125536
Scan it and post it here and we'll figure out a way to help you.

Just go back and read all the great classics you missed out on in AP English.
>> Anonymous
The only correct response here is UNDERAGE FUCKING B&.
>> Anonymous
>>I'm doing this for her.

No you're not, because in a year (after you two have broken up) you'll be kicking yourself for screwing yourself over for just another girl.

>>United as one, divided by zero.

Go back to /b/.
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
seriously, get your shit straight.

you're going to break up with this girl when she gives steve a blowjob in about a month at prom, you're here on 4chan instead of doing your homework, and you're resorting to forging your report card, for which you're absolutely guaranteed to get caught anyway.

my biggest regret about high school? like, IMMEDIATELY after high school and up to this day? dicking around instead of just doing my homework. high school homework is such a fucking cakewalk (lol cake portal reference omg!) that it's stupid NOT to do it. also, underage b&.
>> Anonymous
>>125536

wait til you get older, and the girl you love who you've been dating for a substantial amount of time tells you she is not happy in the relationship and does not love you, yet you still love her. This all happening to an already broken, romantic soul, who has only been dumped and hurt, time and time again, b/c once he starts caring, he can't stop. It will ravage your mind and heart for years, eating away at you. Once you think you're fine again, you'll meet another girl. Things will be great, you'll think, "oh, she's different, she's definitely the one." Only to spend the entire time waiting to find out if things will be the same as they have always been.

Bad news is that they probably are.
>> Anonymous
In summary: whatever your problem, never expect a sympathetic response from this crowd.
>> Anonymous
>>125619

Only expect to have your heart broken.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
Man, if you're going to hassle us to help you forge your report card, at least post some pictures of your hot girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>125592
>>125611
>>125616
Lol bitter cynicism.
>> catswiththumbs !!kNKksjfYe0p
>>125661
hahaha
>> sage sage
Be a man and suck it up
>> Anonymous
ITT: Faggots lament about not geeting any in high school and still doing shitty because they spent it on the internet.
>> Anonymous
>>125536
Why don't you just face the music. If you tell your parents straight up that you failed, what could possibly happen?

Failing an AP class doesnt matter, it just means you dont get to skip in next year. Suck it up fag.
>> Anonymous
That's a pretty easy fix in photoshop I can do.

I'd be glad to help you.

I just need nude pictures of yourself in return.

Feel free to tell me your MSN or AIM and I'll shop it for you. :)