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Anonymous
here /p/, have a beer.
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>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
i poured a beer that was 45% head like that one, once. i was never allowed to pour beer again.
>> Anonymous
Thats not a beer thats cherryade. Just looks at the head. Its all wrong i tells ya.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
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No thank you.

But here are some eggs.

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>> Christopher !LQd6JHwoaQ
>>147891

yeah was gonna say. bubbles are too thin, and big. Dat be some cola
>> Lynx !!KY+lVSl0s2m
>>147895
bs, no one has a stove that clean.
>> Anonymous
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>>147891
>>147896
nope. Beer.
<--this stuff.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
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>>147898
I heal-tooled out a few stray specks, but that's pretty close to reality. Here's the unprocessed (other than a resize) version.

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>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>147898

they do when they only eat eggs like ac.

raw eggs for breakfast.

lunch consists of a two dozen egg omelette, topped with 6 fried eggs.

dinner? 3 dozen eggs poached in sweat.

dessert, when he allows himself such an indulgence, is 6 boiled eggs, pictured above.

how else did you think he got so manly?
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>147905
Well, the manliness didn't come *only* from the all-egg diet. There's also the daily regimen of hammering a 6" railroad spike through a tree trunk with my penis.
>> Anonymous
I shop lift eggs from the grocery store near my apartment and eat them on the walk home.
>> Anonymous
i brush my teeth with egg shell and yolk
>> Anonymous
I AM AN EGG
>> Anonymous
>>147916
You win
>> Anonymous
>>147895
/r/ xbawks size version of this plz :3
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>147963
I honestly don't know if you're joking or not...
>> Anonymous
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Beer? I'm actually proud to say that I made this beer with my own two hands.

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>> angrylittleboy !wrJcGUHncE
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Mmm... Beer...

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>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
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Have some Coors.
>> /p/ - Food &amp; Cooking dirty-stove des
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Bitches don't know 'bout mah chops

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>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
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Food images dump!
>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
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>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
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The drink ended up being much better than the girl.
>> Christopher !LQd6JHwoaQ
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Some Turkish food, I think. This was from a while ago.

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>> Anonymous
>>148926
I dunno if it's your photography or the subject itself, but they look like little shiny pieces of turd