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in b4 shit-storm pskaught
So I could have made some grand return with a fantastic picture that would bring a tear to the most hateful anon... but I would rather cause a shit-storm and disappear again for a couple months.
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>> eat me raw pskaught
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>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
I really don't much care for the barfing pictures. :-/
>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
hahahaha, hey dude. Welcome back. Stay, faggot.
>> Blackadder !!bSWRwu/NqzQ
Welcome back!
>> Vincent !!8LCSE0Zp1mL
Hello again!
Also I would like to note the tripcode party we are having in this thread!
Someone invite jens and eku!
>> Anonymous
>>164916

focus is off
>> Anonymous
>>164912
>>164948
>>164933
>>164923

Bunch of tripfaggots sucking each others dicks.

Faggots.
>> iProd !8x7lXo9zIQ
BEAUTY
>> Anonymous
Welcome back. And like Heavyweather said, stay.

>>164923
Agreed. You seem to work best when you're working around some sort of substantive idea, and not just "hey, here's some guys throwing up." "Imps" was great because of that thrust it had behind it.
>> Anonymous
how do you make it look so bad
>> Anonymous
This thread is so BAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
no i'd rather you just left actually
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>165068

i'm in the 'stay' camp

but help us out with lighting tips.
>> beethy !HJGkSBB3Ao
these suck anus
>> Anonymous
>>165167
Bwahahaha
>> OPFOR !8vKpfCqy8A
>>164912
Hell yes. Welcome back and enjoy your stay in HDR/Brand war hell!

>>165167
Wow...
>> Teus !QbSstcPD6U
welcome back!
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
tripfags > namefags

Also art YAWN.
>> pskaught
>>165070
I'll post a diagram
>>165187
lol
>> Anonymous
>>164916
>>164912
too much HDR/post processing
these don't look anywhere near as good as your older ones
>> beethy !HJGkSBB3Ao
>>165374
it's mainly just a really shitty concept and execution though
>> for beethy pskaught
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>> and pskaught
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this is my /p/ face.

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>> Anonymous
>>166002

at least you're just stoned as fuck instead of crying like the others.
>> Anonymous
LOL @ this pristine example of art school faggotry.

Your professors may be eating this up with a faggot-spoon, OP, but unless you have the brilliant personality of an artfag and are willing to do constant ass-kissing and terrible gallery shows this shit won't fly in the real world.

Shock photography is so late-90s, you know?
>> Vincent !!8LCSE0Zp1mL
>>166015
Actually he made a buttload off of setting up a photo booth and selling the style back to people (in an art gallery i believe) so he is living the "dream".
Lurk moar!
>> Anonymous
>>165936
Execution's perfect, but I agree the concept is shitty. Underwhelming, to be more precise. "Guys vomiting" doesn't have much promise.

>>166015
>pskaught
>art school

Anyone who's been paying attention to what pskaught has said about his opinions and life in his threads is having a very good laugh at this.
>> pskaught
>>166015
never went to art school.

I studied film and dropped out to start working in the industry. Lurkers know I have no formal training.

If anyone is interested in the LA area, I'm having a showing of the whore pictures on the 3rd of may, good time to be had by all. see the website for more details.
>> pskaught
>>166014
I don't smoke weed anymore. Those are tears.
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
is that really vomit? or is it just minestrone?
>> pskaught
>>166041
ipecac.. yes, people can't make those faces on their own.
>> Anonymous
way to rip off jill greenberg. too bad your concept is sophomoric and your photos suck in comparison.

http://paulkopeikingallery.com/artists/greenberg/index0.htm#
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>166044

oh, so you just ate minestrone for lunch. disgusting.

i dunno, this is just a technical issue, but maybe you should consider using some flashguns/speedlights/whatever you want to call them. studio strobes don't fire for a short enough time to completely freeze action
(aka vomit spewing out of your mouth at 60 miles an hour), flashguns do.
>> Anonymous
>>166045
HE POSTED CP LETS'F GET HIM
>> Anonymous
>>166047
I don't know about what pskaught wants, but I think seeing it kinda in motion adds to the ick factor.
>> pskaught
>>166047
its true, I wish my camera was better, 1/160 wireless really isn't that fast. Ideally the vomit would be frozen in space but it still works well enough.
>> Anonymous
>>166056
I'm sure someone here will trade you their D70 for your 5D.

Barring that, don't you have a Hasselblad you could use? Find a film amenable to scanning and processing this way and you'll sync up to its top speed.
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>166056

nah, it's not your camera, sync speed is irrelevant. monolights and everything but the ten grand power pack/ac head kits fire at a relatively slow speed (from about 1/200 to 1/500). flashguns fire faster, from 1/1000 to 1/10,000.
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>166062

and when i say "fire at a relatively slow speed" i mean the amount of time that it takes the flash head to pump out all the required wattage.
>> pskaught
>>166060
to be honest, I wouldn't waste film on this kind of shit. I reserve film for beautiful ladies, because its nice and soft. Digital is all super crisp and gross.
>> Lynx !!KY+lVSl0s2m
all tripfags present andd accounted for?
>> fohdeesha !dcNTt1msW6
now they are, lulz
>> I||ICIT !!mknjFN/v/49
i guess ill just go back to my lil hole down under.

and wheres familyman too?
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>166102

he's out taking awesome fucking photos.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>166088
No they weren't.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>166113

not quite yet
>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
>>166118
Did someone say tripfags?
>> angrylittleboy !wrJcGUHncE
>>166070
present