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hey /p/ i found this old camera in my sister's room. its a superzoom 321. i think by the look of it, its a Lomo. theres some fungus on the lens as you can see, but it has awesome optical zoom. what does /p/ think? should i free this camera from the grips of my sister?
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>> Anonymous
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>> pskaught
does it really shoot film, because tat would be fucking great.
>> slim !yE5LOsLjxQ
someone tell me i'm not the only one drowning in the irony of this thread.
>> illogical !!z/I+8zVANsa
I friggin lol'ed.
>> Anonymous
I'm really, honestly, seriously not sure how to respond to this post.
>> Anonymous
Dude it has a macro mode! Go out and take some sweet flower shots!
>> Anonymous
>>48851
I saw that too.

Clean and load this camera ASAP, plox.
>> slim !yE5LOsLjxQ
>>48849
it's an excellently constructed joke. our anonymous friend has decided to spend some of his time photographing a child's toy camera that, if even intended to be functional on any level, is no longer useable due to lack of care, and then proposing that he use it to create photographic excellence. Anon knew that as equipment-thread lovers, we'd enjoy this one.

Personally though, i'm just crazy about the idea that a professional-level camera was used to shoot an obviously deliberately framed and well-lit display shot of what is basically a mockery of a photographical tool. It's bit like towing a truck with a car or say, using a combat knife to sharpen a butterknife. i don't know. Analogy fails me this late at night.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
Oh my gosh i'm so jealous! quick go take photos with it, and tell us how they turned out! :D

Okay, in all seriousness, i lol'd so hard at this
>> Anonymous
>>48854
Yes, I get it's a joke.

There's the "oh, lol" part of me, and then there's the "oh, wow, this could be really cool to play with" part.
>> slim !yE5LOsLjxQ
okay okay one more post before i go to bed.

to add another level of irony, go take an entire roll of pictures of fungus after you clean the lens.
>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
hahaha, oh wow
>> Anonymous
every post after>>48844fails i'm afraid
>> Anonymous
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hay guys. it takes sum pretty sweet pictures huh. just need to clean off thel ense a bit
>> Anonymous
>>48880lol
>> Anonymous
>>48880
op here. not me, but i lol'd
>> elf_man
Oh that's hilarious.
>> Anonymous
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btw guys, its a pencil sharpener

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>> pskaught
>>48957
how do you develope pencil shavings?
>> Anonymous
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>>48958
heres a shot of the negatives

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>> Anonymous
>>48961
can you also blow soap bubbles with it?
>> Anonymous
>>48957
OH YOU SICK, TEASING BASTARD.
>> Anonymous
>>48961
Wow, idiot, good fucking job for opening it in the light, that was good film that you just fucking wasted. I don't think you can handle yourself seriously to be using film, dude, just get an Elph or something.
>> Anonymous
>>49022
it was an old roll of film though. i think its been in there for like 3 years so the colors woulda been really screwed up anyway. i cant wait to run some fuji shavesia through it.
>> Lord Heru'ur !oJXTJJqPmY
I am LOL'ing right now.
>> Anonymous
Best thread on /p/ since it's creation.
>> Anonymous
>>49709
lol more like best thread on /p/ for weeks
>> slim !yE5LOsLjxQ
does no one at all appreciate the irony? someone out there has got to see it. high-end pro quality DSLR takes pictures of child's camera-shaped toy that is used to maintain an artistic implement. there are like three main levels of irony layered upon several dozen sublayers.
>> Anonymous
>>49750
thats what i was going for too. i used controlled lighting for a reason instead of just taking a picture of it on my desk. :(
>> slim !yE5LOsLjxQ
>>49752
well your effort has absolutely floored me. this is the greatest thread i've ever been a part of. and i've had several big, round gets on /b/ in its earlier days.