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Photo + Quote time BurtGummer !!RRMHFHglFsy
ITT you post a PHOTO and a QUOTE.

"Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of your love."

- Socrates.
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>> Anonymous
Whoah, trippy. It's a picture of a cat. And a quote by socrates. And my cat's name is Socrates.
>> Anonymous
>>291015
naming you cat socrates is cliche
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
my cat's name is jake. seriously, i've fucking had it with college age kids giving their cats pompous or greek names.

pepper? great.
ptolemy? bad.

mr. whiskers? great.
mephistopheles? bad.

spot? great.
socrates? bad.

andrew? great.
archimedes, aristotle, albus dumbledore, anaxagoras? awful.
>> Anonymous
>>291018
I have a dog named Browser.
>> Anonymous
My cats are Abba, Moose, Pigface and Scumbag
>> BurtGummer !!RRMHFHglFsy
I have a dog named Leo.. which is a cats name.

Wait, wtf happened to ma' thread?
>> Anonymous
Successfully derailed.
>> Anonymous
i have a cat named tiger. and a black one called ink
>> Anonymous
>>291026
INK IS A PRETTY FUCKING EDGY NAME THERE, GUY. YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING COOL WHEN YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH YOUR CAT ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOU'RE ALL LIKE, "Hello, I would like you to meet my cat, he's a little shy, but once you let him know that you mean him no harm, he becomes very friendly." AND THEY ARE ALL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS NAME DAMMIT. AND YOU'RE ALL UP IN THEIR SHIT LIKE, "Oh! Well, his name is Ink!" THEY STOP AND STARE AT YOUR DUMB ASS OF A FACE FOR A MOMENT AND IN A HULKED OUT MANNER OF RAGE THEY YELL AT YOU AND SAY WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NAME IS INK, ARE YOU A GODDAMN FAGGOT OR SOMETHING, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIDEWALK BROSKI. AND YOU FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT ALL OF IT AND GO HOME.
>> Anonymous
I called my cats Goethe and Maudlin.

Intense.
>> Anonymous
>>291042

OH FUCK YEAH! MOSTLY ALL CAPS!!!
>> Anonymous
>>291042
the cats are house-kept. they don't meet people on the street. and they run away, as soon as they hear people entering the house. a few still don't believe we have cats
>> Anonymous
>>291042
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>291042

Masterful use of CRUISE CONTROL.
>> Anonymous
>>291057
I like your cat's name. Ink sounds pretty cute, and I like how the word is written too.
>> Anonymous
I named my cat Kratos which fits because he's a fucking dick.
>> Anonymous
you fags are gay. naming cats is hard. you can't just act like it's a game.

you may call me a troll but i think a cat should have THREE names. There's one you should call it - Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James -, one that's particular, e.g. Quaxo, Coricopat, or Jellylorum.

Then there's the name that the cat calls himself. you faggots can't even grasp his ineffable effable effanineffable deep and inscrutable singular name.
>> Anonymous
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"We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm."

-Winston Churchill

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>> Anonymous
Burt, how is pic related? If it's not, what's the point of this thread?

>>291047
See
>>291018
>> Anonymous
>>291018
I named my cat that when I was 9....I thought it was funny because I didn't want to go with a tired cliche like socks. Because he has white feet etc.
>> Anonymous
>>291346

You should have called it NIGGER. That way you can shout it in the streets and use the defence that you were just calling for your pet.
>> Anonymous
>>291214
Where is this from? I swear I've read something related to this somewhere before, over 10 years ago. Where?
>> Anonymous
I have a cat named boxcar... is that not fucking amazing?
>> Anonymous
>>291389
Does he race downhill? Cause that'd be fucking badass.
>> Anonymous
If I had a cat I'd call him Mr Flibble.
>> Anonymous
>>291369


it's a bastardization of The Naming of Cats by TS Eliot
>> Anonymous
>>291407
Awesome! Thanks!
>> BurtGummer !!RRMHFHglFsy
>>291293

It isnt related. It doesnt have to be.

You know, like the people YOU sleep with?
>> Anonymous
>>291410

I sleep with cats.
>> Anonymous
>>291413

well i have a woman and a dog, so go fuck your cat.
>> Anonymous
>>291410
>You know, like the people YOU sleep with?

Lol wut?
>> Anonymous
>>291422
related... as in incest... wincest
>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
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>>290994
Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
-Mark Twain

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>> Anonymous
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Fuck yeah feline insta-art.

"Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye."
-Doug Horton