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Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
ahhh man... i just spent the night shooting with a friend... who had other girls with her... and she took topless photos of them... i took a few myself with her Yashica... now the cunt won't show me the photos i took and i can't fap...

and my girlfriend aint here... GAY

In return i give you uninspired shit.
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>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>110974In return i give you uninspired shit.

In return? We're not the ones fapblocking you!
>> Chib
>>110974
Always bring your own cam!
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
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haha yeah sorry, that was a bit of misguidedness

>>110976

fuckin eh...

oh... i got this in the email... fuckin teasing me and shit... that shit just aint fair...
>> Chib
>>110981
that's not right...
a clown car full of women and that's all you get?
a beer for this man
>> Anonymous
>>110981

The real question is why you didn't strip naked, cover yourself in baby oil and dive in that pile of beauties.
>> Anonymous
>>110981
What car is that?
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>110988
looks like a volvo.
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>110985

Cause i'm not single... fuckin hell... i might as well be homo

>>110988

It's not a volvo, i can't remember whether it's an old mazda 626 (our Japan/Asia-Pacific version) or an old Ford Laser (again, our own Australian version)...

Oh, i hate my fuckin Prius.
>> Anonymous
>>110992

Surrender your penis to the nearest manly authorities. You don't deserve it.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>110992
>Oh, i hate my fuckin Prius.

its ok so do we.
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>110995

ahh well, i only have tiny penis anyway. AMERICAN PENIS SO BIG!

POKEMON
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>110996

It's a hire car, whilst my car is being repaired
>> Anonymous
>>111003My other car car is a Ferrari!

;)
>> Anonymous
1. Save your sexual energy for when your girlfriend gets back.

2. If you're really this desperate to fap, just imagine some woman.

3. Why wouldn't you want a Prius? The gas mileage has to be incredible.

Look at it this way, you don't have a silver Pontiac with an automatic transmission. Or do you want to trade?
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>111005

LOL it'd be an Aston Martin if i had a choice.

But my car is a SUV... kinda the polar opposite to the Prius... fuckin hate that little Hybrid. The only good thing about it is the instant torque from the Electric engine.
>> Anonymous
I've driven a shitty old rusty van before (it died). There's no way I've got enough money to be as fussy as some of you guys when it comes to transport. Not if I want to be able to afford other things like cameras.
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>111008

actually the mileage is ridiculously good. Think i'm getting about 6 litres per 100km Which is nearly a third of what my car does.

and what the hell is a pontiac? :D... seriously, we don't have them here.

>>111012

yeah sorry, i do find myself whinging about incredibly petty shit like that. I know i should know better. But when you're a spoilt middle class kid like me... it's either that or turn EMO.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>111017
Its an american car, you dont want it because you need to go round corners.
>> Anonymous
>>111022

LOL! Too true!
>> Blackadder !!bSWRwu/NqzQ
>>111022

You've got to be a Top Gear/Clarkson fan.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>111025
Im originally from /o/ remember. Besides a pontical slushmobile in autotragic isnt exactly going to compare well to the typical euro car.
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>111022

LOL, the Pontiac GTO is actually an Australian designed car. We call it the Monaro here and it's under the Holden Badge. But it's obviously under GM.

So... hmmm American Muscle... made in Aus...HA!
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>111030
he didnt say it was a GTO, the GTO/Monaro is quite good tbh (its a vauxhaull monaro here) but less of this sense, SWEEPING STATEMENTS FOR ALL!
>> Blackadder !!bSWRwu/NqzQ
>>111029

Heh. Well if you aren't a fan of him then you are missing out. You sound like Clarkson's soul mate. I'm not really into cars but I still watch Top Gear for the superb entertainment value.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
Pro Tip: Embrace the Prius, get hippie chicks to take off their clothes for you, take pictures.

That's what I do.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>111034
I might have all episodes of top gear ever aired and most of clarksons dvds as well.
>> Anonymous
>>111036

I love you...in a platonic way.
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>111036

Hippie chicks = over rated

Typically Vegan (fuckin extremists)
Typically filthy hygiene wise
Typically won't blow you on the 1st date (unless you agree that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively through our physical forms in order to find a celestial path back to Ohm)
Typically has herpes mixed with a dose of syphilis
>> Blackadder !!bSWRwu/NqzQ
>>111038

Haha! I knew it. You had to be part of his fan club. :D
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>111044
Sorry, I should have said chicks who claim to be hippies and love the environment and such but still wash and eat meat and whatnot. Poser hippies. They're fucking hot.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>111050
lulz
>> Anonymous
>>111044
>Typically Vegan (usually in good shape, almost never fat)
>Typically have unshaven pubic hair
>Typically won't blow you on the 1st date (unless you agree that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively through our physical forms in order to find a celestial path back to Ohm, which provides a pick-up line as absurdly easy as it is absurd)


Fix'd, but I've got nothing on the last one. Anyway, thanks for the opportunity to give my inner chauvinist a workout.

>LOL it'd be an Aston Martin if i had a choice.
QFT.

>>111022
It's actually not too bad on cornering. There's definitely better, but it's fine if one knows what he's doing.

The real problems with it: Automatic transmission, power fucking everything, no rear visibility, stupid styling, and just that it's a Pontaic.

And the damn lights won't turn off on mine. I'm waiting on a jump right now.
>> Blackadder !!bSWRwu/NqzQ
>>111044Typically won't blow you on the 1st date

That's because they won't eat meat.
>> Anonymous
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this thread is now about posting your own car photos.
pic related (not my plate obviously)

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>> OPFOR !8vKpfCqy8A
>>111050
I just call them candy kids :)
>> age
i just came by to say you are disgusting and i hope you all get arrested
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>111254

Blow me.

Seriously, please. I needs it.
>> Anonymous
>>111260

I'll do it. Butterfly is an Ice Queen and never puts out anyway, so I'll take what I can get.
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>111264

errr... if by Queen you mean a man who dresses up as a woman and wears big feather boers... then yes...

Butterfly is a guy.

I'm pretty sure it'd make me gayer than i already am if he blew me.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>111266
im hurt by that.

I'd never wear feathers!
>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
taaaaaaaacky!
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>111270

Tacky? which photo? or my conduct in general? Cause i am a knob.
>> Chib
>>111269
Butterfly im in love you with
just FYI
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>111274
get in the queue.

>>111273
I still think you're awesome, even if you do beat a certian topic TO DEATH.
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>111277

hahaha, i've never expressed dissatisfaction with your conduct either.

Just want you to prove you're a chick with some bewbs. Or anything, i needs to fap.
>> Chib
>>111277
is it a long queue?

cause ive got a Pentax girl on this other board i visit
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>111281
I'm not saying you are, ANYWAY.

>>111287
Its about 1/2 of /p/ (they wont admit to it) and some of /o/ so yes, quite long.
>> Chib
>>111294
would it bump me up if my first camera was a sony?
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>111297
The current best offer is someone buying me a porsche 924, so you have to have something quite awesome as I do want a 924 very badly.
>> Chib
>>111309
I have a stuffed Gizmo from gremlins the movie to offer.
better than some POS car
>> Anonymous
>>111309
Eww. I would rather have a VW beetle thank you.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>111315
Enjoy your VW beetle, i will enjoy my porscheaudi designed perfection lolihips.

You lot have nfi anyway.
>> Chib
>>111319
Don't deny my love!
>> iProd !8x7lXo9zIQ
>>111320
<3
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>111309

why the fuck would you bother with a FRONT engined Porsche? The 924? you might as well grab an early RX-7. Same sorta of power and handles better.

I'm sorry, but the old man used to have a 996TT and that fuckin beast was just the shit. It's the 911 or nothing.

>>111315

Amen
>> Anonymous
OMG I LOVE YASHICAS
I HAVE TWO MYSELF
srry about ur lack of fap'age
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>111468
because they are the only good ones, not to mention the only ones that were mostly designed by porsche (the 944 is all porsche, the 924 is a bit audi.)

Besides why wouldnt you want something you can rip the engine out and drop a I5 audi 300bhp~ engine in and have it mate straight up to the crank?

They also handle better than the 911's, are CHEAPER and since i'll be replacing almost all of the performance parts, i like the look better :P

SO THATS WHY
>> Blackadder !!bSWRwu/NqzQ
>>111534

I'm sure that will all be very useful when I go to ASDA or B&Q.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>111535
Well since my other car is going to be a MR-2, the 924 (sans back seats) will actually be quite good for carrying shit.

Bikes for DD.
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>111534

>>They also handle better than the 911's

Wow, and here i thought it was Cameras and photography you knew nothing about.

Seriously, I hereby revoke your man card.

But i understand if you've never driven a 911 of any generation. Guess you've never noticed teh 235mm wide tyres.
>> Chib
>>111661
you get laid yet man?
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>111666

Yeah all good. I was just whinging about not seeing the fruits of my endeavour and it was more about not being able to start an orgy right there and then.
>> Butterfly !!MGfhEe2A6Qb
>>111661
So you belive me now? Or are you just going to stop calling me a guy so frequently.

A design that required CONCRETE in the front bumper to give it some decent handling is not a good one, but in typical german fashion they spend FOREVER fixing a problem that shouldnt have existed in the first place. Also why does wide tyres have anything to do with this? I'll be replacing the stock wheels on the 924 with much larger race spec tyres anyway.
>> Chib
>>111676
I filled the front of mine with cocaine and midgets, handles like a dream except at carnivales.
fuckers go crazy
>> Anonymous
>>111676

Lets see those tasty toes! Wiggle your little piggies for us in front of your Sony!
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>111676

I don't know what to think now, you act like a guy but know next to nothing about cars... so it should make you a girl... hmmmmm

Wide tyres = increased traction = improved handling and they're just the stock wheels.

Again, i'm sorry but since i doubt you've even driven a 964 let alone a 993 or 996, i can't take your opinion seriously at all. But then again i'm a sheep and i just agree with alot of owners club members.
>> Anonymous
>>111687
>>you act like a guy but know next to nothing about cars... so it should make you a girl

I LOL'D GTFO Sony ButterTrap
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>111678
/r/ pictures of coke-fueled midgets going apeshit.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>111687
I dont even own a driving licence jeremo <3