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Anonymous
This thread is for the prank we're pulling on Flickr users to expose them as the tastless, desperate, horny creeps they are. The idea was formulated some time ago and never really brought to fruition.

The idea is this: get a pretty woman, pretend she has a 5D or something like that, have "her" take sucky pictures with it, post to Flickr. Watch horny old men flock to it and praise them. Expose the ruse.

The general backstory (if I remember it right) to our character is that she's the daughter of a reasonably wealthy American family, early twenties but out of college, generally mooching of her parents still, going on vacation to different places, fancying herself a photographer. That we have posters in New Zealand, Australia, Japan, Thailand, Britain, America, the Netherlands, Canada, Belgium, and probably some other places will help.

All beautiful women on /p/ who are willing to be objectified for the greater good of photography on the Internet- and for the lulz- post your photographs here. We need a few self-portraits to get the asskissing started, along with some bad photographs in general... we were going to concentrate on landscapes, if I recall. Anyone can submit the latter; I have an EXIF editor to make it look like whatever camera we want to give her. I think the 5D was the leading option when we left off... not a "pro" camera, but good enough and expensive enough to throw some gear envy into this.

I'll test out the tripcode I had in a post after this. I don't want to botch the topic post.
>> Flickr Prank Admin !!OdIdnRLUoc6
amidoinitrite?
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
Count me in for some shitty landscape pictures of Okinawa. What exactly are you looking for in the pics?
>> Vincent !!8LCSE0Zp1mL
Ahh this is more awesome than I last remember it
I think we need to start with the Self portraits / Profile shots. Crappy landscapes we can get almost anytime, And we need to build up a good profile with a lot of groups and friends.

Email (preferably 3MP images) submissions to our Forwarding email (Yes this is the legit one)
<<< projectflickr@anon.norristology.com >>>
>> Anonymous
Sounds great, I'll contribute some shit. I also think the "Cancer that is killing Flickr Award" is a good idea.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>116898
lrn2notresize!!!11!!1!1!111!!eleventyone

>>116902
I like that idea

Didn't we consider having fake "friends" as well? I can ask my wife if she wouldn't mind being one of the friends.
>> Flickr Prank Admin !!OdIdnRLUoc6
>>116898
I think we should establish her as at least being interested in landscapes at the start, with a few of them. A mix. Maybe ~50/50 self-portrait and landscapes. It's be strange if it was a bunch of bad self-portraits and then a landscape out of nowhere.

Also, it would be good if everyone submitting anything would post smaller versions of the shots here for discussion on who to use.

>>116905
Why not?
>> Anonymous
Me gonna send you some old shit i've done
>> Anonymous
>>116909
Not today though, maybe me got time tomorrow
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
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Here's a picture of the ocean.

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>> Lynx !!KY+lVSl0s2m
I almost don't see why we have to do anything, all the work is done already.
http://flickr.com/photos/burn_me_beautiful/
>> iProd !8x7lXo9zIQ
Flutterbee, go rent a 5D and take pictures of your shoes and chairs and road cones.
>> Anonymous
>>116936
Oh boy.
I don't think I saw one picture that didn't offend me.
>> Anonymous
>>116936
The Jesus fag stuff will turn off too many. It needs to be neutral on that front.
>> Vincent !!8LCSE0Zp1mL
>>116941
Must.. fight.. urge to type
"WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW"
On the bone cancer pic...
>> Anonymous
>>116941
They're not good photographs, but what's offensive about them? The only thing really offensive there is that the NIV is a bad translation, aesthetically and textually.
>> sv !!vC9KZM3Ch/H
how does i got explore?

This thread is how. I wonder how many cocks will show up via FlickrMail? Tributes? Hahahaah.
>> sv !!vC9KZM3Ch/H
And I think this fake Flickr user should learn to do TRUE HDR and watch the sheep lay down the praise.
>> Anonymous
We need some 300 editing as well as TRUE HDR.
>> Anonymous
I would like to note her first portrait has a bunch of black guys commenting.

At first, I thought she had one of those really nice 17-55 lenses on a big nikon.

Then I saw it was a d40.

And I cried a little.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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i have 6 photos like this with varying expressions that someone took of their face when i left my camera unattended at a party a few months ago, if its any help

Camera-Specific Properties:Equipment MakeSONYCamera ModelDSC-W1Maximum Lens Aperturef/2.8Image-Specific Properties:Image OrientationTop, Left-HandHorizontal Resolution72 dpiVertical Resolution72 dpiImage Created2007:10:31 20:36:45Exposure Time1/8 secF-Numberf/2.8Exposure ProgramNormal ProgramISO Speed Rating320Exposure Bias0 EVMetering ModePatternLight SourceUnknownFlashNo Flash, CompulsoryFocal Length7.90 mmColor Space InformationsRGBImage Width2592Image Height1944RenderingNormalExposure ModeAutoWhite BalanceAutoScene Capture TypeStandardContrastNormalSaturationNormalSharpnessNormal
>> Vincent !!8LCSE0Zp1mL
>>117033
We want pics that are semi fail, not all out fail.
>> Anonymous
I can contribute lots of random landscapes and city photos, but I haven't got any portraits so we'll have to use someone else for that.

How about Perfect-chan? She has a ton of easy access photos, use her face. Could even pretend to be her and then you'd get a ton of people sucking up to her even more.
>> Teus !QbSstcPD6U
>>116982
ooh, sweet.

>>117065
hmm, if the photos of her are too widespread, people will find out much more easily.
>> Anonymous
Also, we need pictures that COULD be from a D5, else it would be way too easy as well
>> Flickr Prank Admin !!OdIdnRLUoc6
>>117067
We had two or three good possible candidates come forward when we tried this the first time.

Who's Perfect-Chan anyway? The only ones I know are the really young, mousy looking one with her menstrual blood on her face and Reich-Chan. And Chin-Chan, but that doesn't really count.
>> Anonymous
>>117081
http://www.perfectchan.com/
>> Anonymous
>>117108
1. Some camwhore was vain enough to make a *website* about herself?
2. She's not even really that beautiful, let alone "perfect." She's got big tits. Is that all the /b/tards see?
>> Anonymous
>>117112
1. As far as I could tell from the site (only took a 2 second glance) it's a fan site. Yes, a fan site of a camwhore.

2. I didn't give her the name 'perfect,' I'm assuming she did it herself. The point isn't that she's not particularly attractive, it's that there are plenty of freely available pictures of a female face to use for our purposes.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>117206

She did not give herself that name- several Anonymous' did.
>> Anonymous
>>117210
error of syntax...since anonymous is legion you can't use "several" >__<
that said, who cares about what flicker's ppl think anyway? :D
>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
>>117226
anonymi?
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>117232
Anonymice?
>> Anonymous
>>117233
Anonymoose?
>> Anonymous
Anonymany?