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beethy !HJGkSBB3Ao
I took a photo.

Things learned today:
- wide angle lens + built in flash = OMG what is that black thing on the side
- buy the 580EX II.

/p/, do you have any good photos taken with front on flash?
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>> Semen is not a meal Anonymous
Your GF looks hungry. Tell her to stop starving herself and eat a god-damn sandwich.
>> Anonymous
>>120922
Maybe she's starving herself to save money to buy beethy the new flash gun.
>> beethy !HJGkSBB3Ao
>>120923
She looks fine the way she is :]
If you like more fat on your girlfriend you don't have, that's fine too. ;D
>> Anonymous
i knew of a guy that would make his gf weigh herself every day in front of him and if she was over his set limit she'd be sleeping on the couch. no sexing.
>> Anonymous
She looks like a fucking crack addict prostitute that is near death. Get her a sandwich and some medical help.
>> Anonymous
reminds me of one of those old holocaust photos of the starving jews.
>> Anonymous
>>120925

My boyfriend looks how he should, which is, not near death. Heroin chic went out in the late 90s, try to catch up with the times, noob.

>>120929has it right. You should get some medical attention for the poor girl.
>> beethy !HJGkSBB3Ao
Jesus christ, fags. She's perfectly healthy and fit.

I have a feeling it's all samefag, but still.
Way out of line
>> Anonymous
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>>120922
>>120922
>>120922

Wow. I love skinny. She is smokin'! Nice photo.
>> Anonymous
I think she has cancer and is wasting away. My condolences.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
Guys, keep in mind that he's shooting her with a wide-angle lens from a high angle here. I.e., he's using the Fat Girl Angle Shot on a thin girl, which is going to make her look skeletal.

I do think you should get her a sandwich, though, because sandwiches are delicious and everyone enjoys them. Man, now I want a sandwich.
>> Blackadder !!bSWRwu/NqzQ
I have a huge tin of ginger snaps. I can't stop eating them. They are quite possibly even better than sandwiches.
>> Anonymous
>>120937
>>120940

You should then mail your food to Beethy's waif.
>> Anonymous
And get Beethy some photography lessons while you're at it.
>> Anonymous
lol

hdr deviantart fag gets blasted for posting his crackwhore
>> Anonymous
>>120923

Tell her to make you one while she's at it.
>> Anonymous
ITT overweight people
>> Anonymous
>>120934
that picture made me lol big time, good job.
>> beethy !HJGkSBB3Ao
Hey /p/
You're always free to critique or bash the photographer. Don't go bashing the model though, especially if the person's someone I dearly love and respect.
Just show immaturity and faggotory.
If shit like that makes you feel good inside, then what's inside is kinda rotten. Sad fucks.
>> Anonymous
>>121028
QFT.

>>120928
That is honestly one of the most fucked-up things I've ever heard.
>> Anonymous
>>121063
Anonymity does that to ronery fucks on the internet, without /b/ flooding the place it'd be a wonderful community.
>> Anonymous
>>120937
but the wide angle negates the fat girl angle, so she really is skeletal.
>> Anonymous
>>121092
Protip:

All those fat girl myspace shots you see? Shot at somewhere between 30-40mm equivalent. Why? Because that's all the way zoomed out on 90% of consumer digicams, and their best knowledge on how to get a flattering shot is to hide half their face, instead of using a longer focal length.
>> Anonymous
>>121091
Also beethy, whats with the creases in the picture?
>> Anonymous
Things learned today:
- use a flash cord...
>> Anonymous
>>121094
what? i dont see what that has to do with that comment
>> Anonymous
>>120922
yet again heavy photoshop
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>121092
Lrn2perspective.

The wide angle makes things closer in the frame look a lot bigger. In this case, it's making her head look bigger which, by contrast, makes the rest of her look smaller. What, you think Fat Girl Angle shots are taken with a telephoto? They're at arm's length.
>> Anonymous
>>120922
It looks like a man with that flat chest. Enjoy your trap.
>> Anonymous
am i the only one who likes this photo?
>> Anonymous
>>121234
I like it a lot actually.
And the girl is adorable.
>> Anonymous
i think she is dying

she has consumption or something
>> Anonymous
>>121090

True story. She put up with it for ages, at least a year from what I saw or possibly more.
>> Anonymous
Things learned today:
- wide angle lens + built in flash = OMG what is that black thing on the side
- buy the 580EX II.
- Leave lens cap on.
>> Anonymous
what i learned today is that the photo section of 4chan is full of people who have no idea what they are doing and think new equipment will make them good photographers
>> beethy !HJGkSBB3Ao
>>121234
>>121235
Thanks guys :]

I could use some positive comments in this cesspool of shit and puke.
>> Anonymous
>>121063
pretty sure you're dead wrong here. and dumb.
>> Anonymous
Seriously theres nothing wrong with your girlfriend. Though my girlfriends of similar build I think she looks beautiful but when I pick her up she feels a bit too light I just wonder if she is at a healthy weight. (If I can lift a girl, I consider them underweight because I'm physically weak =p )

Enough about your girlfriend (though you didn't even mention it was your girlfriend, someone just assumed it was) and lets discuss your photo. As AC said it is a fat angle shot. As a photographer you tell a story with a picture. So you made the girl look skeletal and obviously people comment on what they see and not the reality of it.
>> Anonymous
>>121267I need more asskissing like what I get in DA...

fix'd it for ya.

And you can gtfo and bawwww to mommeee if you think things are too tough around here.
>> Anonymous
She's very pretty. It's just that the McFatty gen. think overweight is normal and thus normal=skeletal.
>> Anonymous
>>121295

And just because your weak ass weighs 90 pounds doesn't make it "normal". Fuck off and go eat a sandwich, too, scrawny bastard.

>>121267

If your stupid, talentless, ass wants ass-kissing, then fuck off back to DA. But if you want some "proper" input, here it is. Your photo is boring, contrived, and the post-processing is overdone and painfully obvious. It would do you well to stop thinking that more/better gear = better photos. Concentrate more on developing your skills.

Also, yeah, heroin chic is dead, feed the girl something.
>> Jeremo
man... someone turned up the hate up in here.

The girl is asian, they're slim by birth. My mum is 50+ and still has a great figure... my dad on the other hand........ bad news for me later on i guess.

Not sure if i like the PP but the girl aint ana.

P.S. Still needs to copy photos over to new HDD on the new m/b
>> Anonymous
twiggy-esque
very pretty
very SKINNY, assuming it's natural. good picture.
i sort of don't like the running eye make-up
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>121310
>My mum is 50+ and still has a great figure
/r/ pictures of your hot mother.
>> Jeremo
>>121321

hahaha no you sick fuck :D

I was at her work Christmas once... and one of the bankers there decided it'd be cool to tell me how much he wanted to do my mum...

i know he was drunk and all but i still keyed his BMW
>> Anonymous
ITT: crime is funny, but criticizing a fat or skinny girl is terrible.

>>121323

I hope you die in prison as the inmates rape you and slit your throat, you criminal scum.
>> des
>>121323
a cougar is fine too
>> Jeremo
>>121325

It's okay, Dad forgave me for scratching it.

>>121326

a what now?
>> Anonymous
>>121332

A cougar.
>> des
>>121332
A cougar, a milf, HUNTRESS OF THE YOUNG COCK
>> Anonymous
really, there's nothing wrong about the girl. beethy's just a fuckin' MORON to use a wideangle for this one.
>> Blackadder !!bSWRwu/NqzQ
Bad choice of angle and focal length combination, I feel. You can actually diffuse or reflect the pop-up flash a little to reduce the horrible lens shadow. It's not that hard to do yourself. There are probably things you can buy that do it too.
>> Anonymous
>>121288
exactly what I was thinking 100%

op gb2 DA
>> Anonymous
>>121325

Jeremo is from Australia. It's normal behavior for those faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>121363
we've already established beethy is a moron. his pp is retarded excessive in pretty much everything he posts :(
>> Vincent !!8LCSE0Zp1mL
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>>/p/, do you have any good photos taken with front on flash?

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>> Anonymous
>>121350
MILF and cougar aren't the same thing. A cougar is an old slut who goes for young men (I lol'ed so hard at "huntress of the young cock") and a MILF is an older woman, in narrow usage a mother, who is still attractive.
>> Anonymous
>>121377

Yep, it's all HDR or excessively Photoshop processed. And people eat it up, specially ac who never had anything bad to say about him.

Priceless.

I'm glad this DA faggot got exposed for what he is and got into a fit.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>121389
This isnt a good photo.
>> Anonymous
>>121397
ITT: /p/ is revealed as the DAfags that they are?
>> Anonymous
>>121419

Better than any shit you've ever posted.

Anything from you is either "lol, wasn't taking a real photo seriously" or "lol, photo is from 5 years ago"

GTFO, Butterfag.
>> Anonymous
>>121423
Or the time he posted photos from the olympus, then complained that the camera wasn't big enough.
>> Anonymous
>>121419

post the pictures of your feet you took that one time
>> Anonymous
>>120922
what happened to the color??
>> Anonymous
>>121448
Beethy.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
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Uhm.. okay.. i'm throwing in a photo taken with front-on flash. I'm not sure i like how it turned out, or not. Jury's still out.

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>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
>>121459
Where'd you take this one?
>> beethy !HJGkSBB3Ao
>>121459
i liek :D

but yea, it turned out well!
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
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>>121492

At a bar yesterday, because the original outside event cancelled.

here's another one, also taken with my on-camera flash. Hope it's useful. oddly enough, i didnt' get a shadow. I think the distance helps.

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>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
>>121513
Wow. The 80's wants it's fashion back. Sorry, but that hair and makeup is hilarious.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>121517

blame the hairdresser for both. She was so damn determined to get someone in that dress she made (note the empire waist) that the model got suckered into it, lol.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>121517
It's a nice day for a white wedding.
>> OPFOR !8vKpfCqy8A
>>121513
The make up job on her face looks awkward but I love the photo. The only thing that is bothering me is whats with her leg? Is that makeup on it to make it looked bruised?
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>121542

I'm not sure what you're talking about in that shot... it's just some ripped leggings that came with the dress. they wanted to go slightly "gothic"
>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
>>121547
The skin in the lower hole in the leggings looks reddish, as though it could be bruised.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>121552

OH! I think that's the result of my crappy flash L:)
>> OPFOR !8vKpfCqy8A
>>121553
ok. It just looked awkward. I still love the photo.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Liska sort of wins, Beethy fails.
>> Anonymous
>>121513
very nice
>> Anonymous
>>120925
uh no. gain at least 5 lbs

anorexic looking girls are unattractive