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????????Marquis Tripfag Halim Ondore IV????????? !REDREDLOGo
Some Black guys stole my dad's Canon EOS-1Ds Mark II with a Phase One P45 digital back.

How do I break the bad news to him?
>> Anonymous
Why did you have a Phase One with a 1Ds2?
>> ????????Marquis Tripfag Halim Ondore IV????????? !REDREDLOGo
>>133166
I'd ask my dad, but then I'd have to tell him about the Black guys.
>> Anonymous
You start by telling him that duct taping a POne back to a 1Ds doesn't make it medium format. Even better, explain that it wasn't a Phase One back at all, just a box of rocks you got from a homeless guy. And that his 1Ds was actually a dead raccoon and it's time for him to go back to the loony bin. Again.
>> Anonymous
>>133167
Surely he has the things insured. Just tell him so he can get a 1Ds3 and a new back.
>> ????????Marquis Tripfag Halim Ondore IV????????? !REDREDLOGo
>>133169
We live in the ghetto and are too poor for insurance.
>> Anonymous
>>133171
If you cant afford insurance but still have 1Ds2 and phase one makes we wonder if your dad stole them from the black guys before they stole em back.
>> Anonymous
>>133171
$40,000 worth of camera gear poor? Troll.
>> Anonymous
>>133174

The first post didn't tip you off?
>> ????????Marquis Tripfag Halim Ondore IV????????? !REDREDLOGo
>>133173
He said he got lucky and it fell off a truck.
>> Anonymous
fake post