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Penis Man had a bad day. In fact, the past couple of years had been pretty rough for him. Tonight, Penis Man decided he was going to put an end to his troubles.
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>> Anonymous
Bracing for epic...
>> Anonymous
OP here.


No, that's it.
>> Anonymous
My dick just went limp.
>> beethy !HJGkSBB3Ao
i like this a lot hahaha
is that sweet chili sauce?
>> Anonymous
Is it strawberry jam?
>> Blackadder !!bSWRwu/NqzQ
Nice touch with the cardboard cut-out gun. Bravo.
>> Anonymous
people need to stop these figurine threads.
this one is an exception though its well done and funny becaue LOL ITS A PENIS WITH LEGS AND HANDS AND EYES AND SHIT! LOLOOLOLOL
>> Anonymous
>>201131

yap
>> Anonymous
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This is horrible.
Just absolutely horrible.

If you're going to do some sort of artistic figurine thread that's fine, and actually pretty awesome (pic related) but this shit is just horrible.

A paper cutout of a gun?
Horribly photoshopped in crime scene tape?
Using fucking JAM instead of fake blood?

LOTS OF PEOPLE DO FIGURINE SHOTS.
If you're going to do it you need to go the extra mile and stage the set as well as you can, try to pick a unique angle, and spend more time composing your shot.

I guess this is a good start, but try to take a look at what other people have done and build on what they're doing instead of starting from scratch.
>> Anonymous
>>201175

Chill out, at least he's trying to do something creative instead of just posting fucking gear threads and myspace shit.
>> Anonymous
>>201175
thats fucking retarded
penis suicide wins by miles in my book
>> Anonymous
>>201175

Well, I appreciate the input. The crime scene tape is not photoshopped. What makes you think it is?
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>>201184
was also my first thought.
it just looks fake if its not
i dont know if i can trust you........

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>> sage !i/euDJmWr2
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"...and it was just like, you know, he was here yesterday and then all of a sudden he's gone and I just don't know what I'm going to do any more. I mean, he was my best friend and we did everything together but now look at him! Oh god what am I going to do without him, I just don't know...I mean, like, he's gone now and I was just never expecting him to go like this"

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>> Anonymous
>>201201


nice lol
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>>201183

you should see his other photos
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>>201183
>> sage !i/euDJmWr2
>>201247
>>201246

neither of these are really that great either...why are you worshiping this guy again?
>> Anonymous
>>201175

i actually like that pic, but hey, only gamers will get it.
>> Anonymous
>>201247
>>201175
Does he set these up then zoom in from far away with a tele? They almost look lifesized compared to the far background.
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