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You must give an offering to the Gods of Fire. Pluck out your eye and throw it on the pyre. As it crackles and burns, grasp an appropriate ember from the blaze. If the Gods have accepted your offering, you will know which one to grab and your lack of depth perception won't be an issue. Your hand will burn as well--this is unavoidable, so I recommend using your off hand (I.e., if you're right handed, use your left hand). Place the burning Eye of the Fire in your vacated socket.
Now the deal is done and your soul may well be lost, but you will posess for the rest of your days the ability to see the fire's intentions so long as you look through your viewfinder with the Eye of Fire. You should also probably make sure to have a (flame retardant) eyepatch for use when not taking pictures of fire, lest you terrify small children and the infirm.
Alternately, just get a camera with a fast rate of fire and shoot a crapload of frames. Kind of a cheap way of doing it, though, and less reliable.
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