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One drunken night about a week ago I agreed to shoot a wedding - fine. Then I realize, after not touching my camera for 2 weeks, it's borkeded. It's 72 hours until the wedding, and I have yet to tell them I can't shoot it, lulz.
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>> Anonymous
>>196735
>Nah, they were paying fuck all anyway. I'm just going to be an asshole and not show up.

0/10
>> sage sage !ccqXAQxUxI
>>196735
>>196731

-100/10

Not even mildly amusing.
There are so many better troll posts on /p/ right now.
Why start such a painfully bad one?
>> Anonymous
>>196735
enjoy your lawsuit.
>> $19.99 !OSYhGye6hY
>>196739
Yeah, like captain hobo.
>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
>>196735
You have to at least call and cancel.
>> Anonymous
>>196731
I sincerely hope you're trolling, otherwise you are a major douche. Man up, hire a camera and do the fucking work they're paying you for.

And if you're not happy with the money you should have quoted them a higher price to start with.