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I was just hired for Zivity.com as a photographer. Its another sort porn site like SG and Met-Art.
I need all the themed ideas I can get to start shooting these fucking beautiful bitches!
Help me out.
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>> Anonymous
i've always been a fan of the baby oil.
>> iProd !8x7lXo9zIQ
I'm not really getting a feel of what you're really looking for in that photo, I think we need to see a little more in order to really know what you're going to try to get. I also think you should assume you know what we want more of.


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>> Anonymous
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>>245119
yes yes that can be expected.
>> ilkore !!rybbb5OcRVp
>>245115
simpsons did it

why don't you just look at metart, sg, and ron harris. i think they've hit about every theme there is... chick in a cave, chick in a cabin, chick at a racetrack, chick at a tree, chick at a row boat...
>> Anonymous
>>245129

Post :3
>> Sicko !L3HRY/miC.
>>245129

I don't think they've done space yet. Book a flight on a Vomit Comet and do a photoshoot during the zero G part.
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>> Anonymous
post samples for c&c
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>245126
>>245140
>>245144
>>245145
OMFG NSFW
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Too bad none of these are your photos.
>> Anonymous
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this is one of my shots

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>> Honest So You Dont Have To Be !9UISPtwBPo
>>245152
>this is one of my shots

Shitsux

1, boring

2, learn to fucking photo shop, if your going to take generic bullshit photos of a women's ass (with chubby legs) AT FUCKIN LEAST photoshop those fucking pimples off her cheeks...

3, did i mention shitsux?

4, learn to light

5, oh yeah, shitsux
>> Anonymous
>>245156
way to address composition and give advice on how to compose the photo better and arrange the lights
OH WAIT
>> Anonymous
>>245156
uh dude there's no pimples on there, that's her skin texture... personally I like actually seeing the skin texture instead of just airbrush airbrush airbrush... but dude DOES need to shop out the cellulite ripples
>> Anonymous
>>245152
>>245160
>>245161

the pimples are pretty clear as day

you should brush her hair, so it's not all nappy. compose for her ass and her hair/back, rather than her ass in the middle and her nappy hair on one side, and her cottage cheese thighs on the other... i like the angle of light, but i don't like the angle of the pose, so i would move both the light and the ass counter-clockwise. i would use some makeup... skin needs makeup. every piece of it, that's going to be in the frame.
>> Anonymous
>>245156
lol you are an asshole mate. learn2not be rude.
>> Honest So You Dont Have To Be !9UISPtwBPo
>way to address composition and give advice on how to compose the photo better and arrange the lights

Why bother? this threads going to get deleted soon as a mod sees the vagoo on display
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>> Honest So You Dont Have To Be !9UISPtwBPo
>lol you are an asshole mate. learn2not be rude.

Why? Might my lines of text hurt his little feelings??

If they don't want feed back, they need to fuck off and stop posting on the internet then don't they
>> Anonymous
>>245164
oh yeah, and a reflector
>> Anonymous
>>245152

Wow, this is AWFUL.
Model is hideous, lighting is poor, color balance is off, framing isn't sexy or appealing, and in general this looks like a fat girl (who smells like eggs) leaning against a wall and using a desk lamp for a studio light.

How did you land this gig with such terrible samples?
>> Honest So You Dont Have To Be !9UISPtwBPo
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>>245169

Them are some saggy dick lips
>> Anonymous
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OP here. I actually find this amusing. Keep going.

>>245176
I obviously didn't land this gig with images like this. the ones I'm posting are old as hell.

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>> Anonymous
>>245187

0 for 2
Another shit-tastic image.

SOmething tells me these are just pictures of your fat wife, and that you're lying about the job.
>> Sicko !L3HRY/miC.
>>245187

Why don't you post the ones that DID help you land the gig with then?
>> Anonymous
>>245195
because he is a troll you fucking retard
>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
>>245152
ugh. Not appetizing at all.

There's some weird shit in here dude. I dunno wtf. Just... you're doin' it wrong. If this is even your shit, which is doubtful.
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>>245195
I dont shoot cheap port for a living :)
>> Anonymous
>>245214

.....porn*...
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>> Anonymous
>>245171
That isn't feedback, its you being a bad critic.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
ITT /p/ got trolled
>> Anonymous
>>245237
ITT beethy
.........being a faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>245136

Genius. Get some girls with big titties so they float around in zero-g.

Mmmmm...zero-g tittles.

ZERO--G CUM SHOTS!!!
>> Anonymous
I just got fired.
>> Deal or no deal? Anonymous
OP,

Enjoy not getting paid on time.
>> Anonymous
>>245321


Oh?
>> Deal or no deal? Anonymous
>>245390

MetArt isn't know for it (actually, they're good with payment), but SG sure as fuck is notorious for it (to where you pretty much need a lawyer to come knocking at their door before you get paid). Lesser known sites that are known for it as well. You might want to talk to someone who worked for the site before to see what the deal is first.

Just a word of caution.
>> Anonymous
>>245495

My rep has a vast collection of mean letters just for thos occasions
>> Anonymous
awe no more?
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