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Anonymous
Greetings /p/
Esteemed photographers, I would like to see your artistic self portraits.

This is mine, based on the Film Noir genre of film
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>> Anonymous
light your cigarette
>> beethy !HJGkSBB3Ao
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This is mine, based on the Film Noir genre of film

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>> Ausonymous !.PKzdt0e5c
>>186837
I dont see the connection.
>> Anonymous
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here's me

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>> Anonymous
>>186837
not noir
>> Anonymous
>>186861
>>186881
i think he was joking
lol
>> Anonymous
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heres mine

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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
do they all have to be duotoned pieces of shit?
>> Anonymous
>>186887

i think he was serious

except he's too retarded to know the difference
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>186977
where'd you get the left hand camera???
>> Anonymous
>>186979
Ken Rockwell.
>> Anonymous
outer space
>> Anonymous
Hey /p/ I really suck at taking self portraits and I have a tripod and a camera with a timer. I have trouble focusing on myself. Any tips?
>> Anonymous
USE THE FORCE, LUKE
>> Anonymous
>>187306
UNSHARP MASK
>> Bunny !4geHgd7wog
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>> sage !i/euDJmWr2
>>187306
If you're using a tripod, stand where you will be when you take the picture and focus on the head of the tripod. Lock the focus and place the camera on the tripod and step back to the same place.

It's not a perfect method, but it works okay.
>> Depressed Cheesecake !wFh1Fw9wBU
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>>187321
Delicious XT. I must eat it.

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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>187367

MASSIVE POSTERIZATION

FOR

MASSIVE WIN
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
since when are myspace profile pictures artistic?
>> hatefag
>>187398

Since photography went digital and all craft was removed from the medium.
>> WetShirt !n21TE7QU8U
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inb4 B&Wdog.

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>> Anonymous
there's no black and white dog
>> Anonymous
>>187390
What the fuck is this shit supposed to be?
>> Anonymous
IrfanView_Wallpaper
>> Anonymous
>>187428

Ugly white guy with shitty glasses and a terrible beard, I think.
>> Anonymous
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>> Liquefied !!CF1+3tSFCce
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I might have already posted this but it wasn't insta-art'd before.

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>> Anonymous
>>187427

a self portrait. i made it my wallpaper. i look at me when i look at me. it is awesome.

i use irfanview for first pass on my photos. it is awesome, and has a wallpaper placer, hence the file name.
>> Anonymous
>>187429

that beard was stupendous. almost a foot long and stuck straight out in every direction. i glad to get rid of it, tho.

also, i have beautiful eyes, and i think this portrait really shows them off. you are probably dominican or possibly a squat, violently epicanthalian asian with bad skin.

where's your protrait, pussywillow?
>> Anonymous
>>187449

Butthurt ugly guy is butthurt.
I'd post my portraits here but they're all NSFW and my ample tits are hanging out. Sorry.
>> Anonymous
>>187449
Self-obsessed pretentiousfag much?
>> Anonymous
>>187456

photographer y/n? der.
>> Anonymous
>>187455

i guess you fail at CROPPING then. fat pig pizzaface.
>> Anonymous
>>187449
>>187390
Fat, ugly, shitty photographer is fat, ugly, and sucks shit at taking photographs. /discussion
>> Anonymous
>>187469

oh, now look who's butthurt, neenerneenerneer. still haven't figured the CROP TOOL to show us your lumpy, pockmarked face?
>> Anonymous
>>187473

PROTIP: Pretty people don't need to post pictures of themselves on the internet to make themselves feel better.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>187390

mad scientist anon reminds me of a mad scientist...
>> Anonymous
>>187480

its a thread about self portraits, jackass.
>> Anonymous
>>187367

i almost really like this - something's slightly off in the composition.

however, the effects are beyond crude; if you take that photo for reals, i will lick you in pleasure, but this is amateur hour shooping.
>> Anonymous
>>187484
Easily, EASILY the shittiest self portrait I've ever seen:>>187390
>> Anonymous
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>>187390

fixed.
>> lobstercake !pJDFbJZtxk
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just got my wisdom teeth out.

wide angle'd for MAXIMUM puff emphasis.

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>> Bunny !4geHgd7wog
>>187352
my camera isn't edible yet
>> lurker !rK4K86e49M
OP looks like a faggot
>> Anonymous
>>187321
Moar?
>> Warren !!JL+uuUHRNlZ
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>> Anonymous
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meh, I had it coming
>> Anonymous
>>187822
Exif please?
>> Warren !!JL+uuUHRNlZ
>>187822
No EXIF without digging out the archived psd. Here's the short version, though:
Canon 400D
50mm f/1.4 EF
Manual exposure
Shot in raw, processed using Capture One
Lit with one Lowel Pro light