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Gentlemen, I like gear threads.
Gentlemen, I like gear threads.
Gentlemen, I love gear threads.
I like lenses. I like megapixels. I like film bodies. I like digital bodies.
I like flashes. I like reflectors. I like brackets. I like cables. I like battery grips.
In my room. On the shelf. In the drawer. In the shop. In boxes. In bags. In catalogs. In photos. On the internet. On ebay.
I love every aspect of gear that takes place on this earth.
I like blowing away the poorfags with a big picture of my L lenses standing in a row all at once. When a poorfag rages fruitlessly after falling off his chair, my heart dances.
I like crushing the kit lens owners with the 400 mm tele on my 5D. When I showed it to photofags who fled screaming from the board, my heart leapt.
I like it when the trolls plow through /p/ with their fake gear pictures in a line. I remember being moved when seeing newfags, filled with panic, saging an already failed troll again and again.
Seeing a filmfag being flamed on /p/ is unendurably exciting. Seeing a HDRfag be saged to hell with a shriek of rage, as my own hand types, was spectacular.
When the pitiful Olympusfags came bravely with their small sensors...and we destroyed them with a 480 post thread, I was at my height.
Gentlemen...I desire a gear thread that is like hell.
Gentlemen, my companions in the board, who follow me...Gentlemen, what do you desire?
Do you desire a gear thread as well? Do you desire a gear thread of no mercy?
Do you desire a gear thread that stretches the limits of 4chan to the limit, one that will kill all the critique threads on this board?
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Very well...then we shall have gear thread.
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