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Anonymous
My favorite scene in Donnie Brasco is the one where they go to a JAPanese restaurant, and the waiter is like PREASE TAKE OFF BOOTS IT IS CUSTOM and they're like AY FWUCK YOU ARIGHT, WHAT AM I AN ASSHOLE OVER HERE? And Donnie has a tape recorder in his boot because he's an undercover FBI agent, so he's like DEEZ FAWKIN PEOPLE ARE THE REASON I GREW UP AN ORPHAN, I AIN'T TAKIN AWF MY BOOTS FOR NO JAP MUDAFUCK so the other mob pals are like HE'S NOT TAKIN HIS BOOTS OFF and the slope is like PREASE RESPECT OUR STUPID CULTURE and so they take the greasy yellow jap into the bathroom and beat the holy dogshit out of him and he's like NO PREASE and one of the guys is like YOU SLANTY EYED MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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