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Anonymous
Yo /p/,

I don't know if any of you heard. Adobe just released a new Photoshop Express... online.

Flash Layout. Free. It's like photobucket or flickr but useful.
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>> Anonymous
Already had this discussion, came to the conclusion it was gonna suck.
>> Anonymous
Everythings in flash = everything takes ten times as long to load.
>> Anonymous
>"It's not trying to be 'Photoshop Online,' " says Geoff Baum, Adobe's director of Express products. Express targets the casual consumer – those who love taking pictures, but probably don't know what SLR stands for (it's single-lens reflex, in case you were wondering).

I lol'ed. This is nothing.

(http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0328/p25s04-stct.html)
>> Anonymous
http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshopexpress/

it's not bad, really. If someone was looking for a free photo editor though, they could probably just use gimp or something. This just seems like something for people that have no idea what they're doing.
>> Anonymous
>>150099
If you don't know what SLR stands for, you shouldn't be editing at all.
>> Anonymous
>>150245
The copy on that page makes me want to puke.

>Amp up and show off
>You shot it... Make it impossible to ignore.

Translation: whore for attention and validation from your peers.

>tint, distort, and more — add your mark to all your images.

Translation: make it as fucked up as you are.

>Then show them off on Adobe® Photoshop® Express or your Facebook page.

Translation: See #1 above.

>Join the 24/7 photo party. No cover charge. 'Cause the Internet is just like a trendy nightclub or "show."

>Get free rent
'Cause we're urban hipsters, just like you!

>your photos, your creativity, and your individual style

Translation: Indulge in the narcicissm of meaningless choice.

>Advanced degree not required
'Cause we know you're already fucked with student loans.

>Intimidated by lots of buttons, menus, and palettes? Just say whew!

Translation: Don't bother actually putting any work into learning anything. Just say, "fuck it!"
>> Anonymous
>>150257


Bahahhaah I lol'd several times then i came... buckets
>> Anonymous
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>it's single-lens reflex, in case you were wondering
>> Anonymous
Fuck the online bullshit. I hope you enjoy your shit becoming theirs.

Source link: https://www.photoshop.com/express/terms.html

8. Use of Your Content.

1. Adobe does not claim ownership of Your Content. However, with respect to Your Content that you submit or make available for inclusion on publicly accessible areas of the Services, you grant Adobe a worldwide, royalty-free, nonexclusive, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable license to use, distribute, derive revenue or other remuneration from, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, publicly perform and publicly display such Content (in whole or in part) and to incorporate such Content into other Materials or works in any format or medium now known or later developed.
>> Anonymous
>>150323
>Adobe does not claim ownership
>you grant Adobe a worldwide, royalty-free, nonexclusive, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable license to use, distribute, derive revenue or other remuneration from, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, publicly perform and publicly display such Content (in whole or in part) and to incorporate such Content into other Materials or works in any format or medium now known or later developed.

LMFAO
>> Anonymous
>>150323
FFS, l2/reading comphrehension. That's legal boilerplate. Stuff like that is in the contract of any online hosting service for stuff like this.

>Adobe does not claim ownership of Your Content.

You keep the copyright.

>that you submit or make available for inclusion on publicly accessible areas of the Services, you grant Adobe a worldwide, royalty-free, nonexclusive, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable license to use, distribute, derive revenue or other remuneration from, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, publicly perform and publicly display such Content (in whole or in part) and to incorporate such Content into other Materials or works in any format or medium now known or later developed.

A) They can put your stuff on webpages, to, you know, show them like you intend. (Since Adobe owns the pages that form Photoshop Express, just like Flickr owns the pages on Flickr, they need your legal permission to stick photographs you upload on there. Look in other online contracts, and you'll see very similar language.)

B) In the rare event your shit doesn't suck, they can use it for promotions without paying you. The fullest extent this would probably be done is sticking your picture on their front page like Flickr does with their members' pictures. And even if they put it on a billboard in Times Square, well... amp up and show off, make it impossible to ignore.
>> Anonymous
>>150327
Ownership and rights are different. Since Adobe is claiming nonexclusive rights, you could turn around the next day and sell it to someone else. Adobe can use it however they want in perpetuity- you grant them this right by the signing the contract. But you still own it, and can do whatever you want with it.
>> Anonymous
>>150333
The point was they can't possibly get any closer to owning it. Yes, you still maintain your rights to the image, but..

>fully sublicensable license to use, distribute, derive revenue or other remuneration from
>and to incorporate such Content into other Materials or works in any format or medium now known or later developed.

To me that would be like sharing ownership with them. They can clearly do anything you could with the image.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>150333
>But you still own it, and can do whatever you want with it.
...except for sell exclusive rights to the image to someone else because, guess what, you no longer have the exclusive rights to sell. Someone else now has the right to use the image in any way the want.

Also, the fact that you still retain all rights to the image is really just kind of a technicality when Adobe *also* retains all rights to the image. "She's still technically your wife, but we reserve the right to make her wear our ring instead and give us handjobs under the table"