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Anonymous
Stuuuuupid question here

How does i make my shitty digital camera not automatically do flash (canon powershot A540)

pic related it's how dumb i feel
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>> Anonymous
Turn flash off?
>> Anonymous
WOW OK

I'M LOOKING AT MY A540 RIGHT NOW

PRESS FUCKING "UP"

THERE'S A PICTURE OF A GODDAMN LIGHTNING BOLT AND EVERYTHING

PRESS IT

PRESS THE FUCKING SYMBOL

AND THEN IT POPS UP WITH A LITTLE "NO FLASH" SYMBOL ON THE SCREEN

JESUS

I DIDN'T EVEN READ THE MANUAL

I JUST READ THE BACK OF THE CAMERA
>> Anonymous
>>169039
>>Stuuuuupid question here
calm down
>> OP
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>>169039
SHIT NIGGA!

SHIT!

SHIT I DUN IT! I DUN IT!

danke

btw is this camera any good
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>169041
That he copped to the fact that it was a stupid question doesn't make it any less stupid or annoying.
>> Anonymous
>>169039
Wow, you're good! Now what menu settings do I use to have the camera give a BJ every time I push the shutter?
>> Twizzler !!5DQ9dr9UfIj
>>169599
would be under the "go killyourself" button
>> Anonymous
>>169599
Make sure you set the aperture to f/5.6 for a snug fit.
>> Anonymous
>>169610
I lol'ed so hard.

And then I started thinking about what focal length at f/5.6 would have an aperture diameter that would fit an average penis.

God help me.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>169627
(Redoing because I had diameter and circumference confused)

http://www.free-condom-stuff.com/education/research.htm
This gives an average circumference of 12.63cm.
Circumference is 2*pi*r, so diameter is pi*d, so that gives us a diameter of about 40.2mm.

Aperture is the ratio of the focal length to the diameter. So f/5.6=40.2mm, or f=225.13mm.

Which doesn't seem like enough. Did I screw up my math somewhere?
>> Anonymous
>>169627
Pity. 1:1.2 is more my size...
>> Anonymous
>>169723
Pity. People dont know that aperture is the ratio of focal length to diameter of the aperture opening.
>> Anonymous
>>169750
Pity. I think you wanted to hit 169722 with that sad statement and no math to back it up, troll.

0/10
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>169784
I don't think he did. Since
1. His statement agrees with my math, near as I can see
2. The guy he was responding to said that his cock needed 1:1.2, which is pretty meaningless if you don't know the focal length. f/1.2 on an 18mm lens would be much, much different from f/1.2 on a 200mm lens, for instance.
>> Anonymous
>>169787
yes.

while ac typed "diameter = pi*d" instead of "diameter = circumference/pi," his math was still correct but the other post just says 1:1.2 which tells you nothing unless also given a focal length.
>> Anonymous
>>169795
Well, that ends that then...
>> Anonymous
>>169795
>>169787
>>169750
So the statement:

"And then I started thinking about what focal length at f/5.6 would have an aperture diameter that would fit an average penis."

Followed by:

"Pity. People dont know that aperture is the ratio of focal length to diameter of the aperture opening."

Was just a bit of intellectual (and ineffectual), snobbery propagated by a wise-ass who wouldn't follow up on his statement with a simple proof.

Hence: TROLL.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>170096
>Hence: TROLL.
You keep using that word.

I don't think it means what you think it means.
>> Anonymous
>>170098
The term troll is highly subjective. Some readers may characterize a post as trolling, while others may regard the same post as a legitimate contribution to the discussion, even if controversial. The term is often erroneously used to discredit an opposing position, or its proponent, by argument fallacy ad hominem.

-Best description from the bombastic source of College Mayhem: Wikipedia