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Anonymous
Hey /p/

I was hoping for some good feedback, I want to be a photographer. I know my pictures aren't anything that amazing, but what do you all think?

here's my page:
http://imskippingbeats.deviantart.com/
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>> Anonymous
>deviantart

Get out.

sage
>> Anonymous
I like it. You have some pretty good photos.
>> Anonymous
i hate it you make some pretty bad photos of pretty good place
>> nokin !ozOtJW9BFA
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combatant.

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>> Anonymous
post the photos here or fuck off. i am not giving your faggoty mess of a website any more pageviews.
>> Anonymous
OP here. if you dont like it that much, dont comment.

>>275382
gtfo /p/, get back to /b/.

>>275391
thanks :)

>>275392
lrn2English.

>>275398
im not doing it for views, i seriously want to become better. and my internet is terrible, i cant upload them fast enough.
>> Anonymous
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sagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>275402BAWWWW

NO U GTFO

At least in /b/ you'd provide some entertainment with your idiocy.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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This is a picture of my most recent acquisition, a new piercing. Its a blue rose, and I love it. I guess the dA folks might count that as nudity, thats why its on there.
__

Please, if you're going to download, at least leave a comment.
>> Anonymous
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Took this picture of my friend Sam while at graduation, love him to death, and I think he looks awesome in this picture.
Copyright © Bobbie DesMarais. All rights reserved. My images may not be reproduced or used in any form without my written permission.
>> Anonymous
>>275402

To: OP
From: Anonymous
Subj: YOU'RE A FUCKING DOUCHE

To Whom It May Concern,
Just to reiterate the subject line, you're a fucking douche. You requested that comment and critique be provided. Apparently in the echo chamber that is your head any form of negative comment and critique ought to be held back.

That being said, I have several items to frame the rest of this post:
1. This is /p/
2. /p/ is hosted on 4chan
3. 4chan is on the internet
4. You are using the internet

So, seriously, what the fuck did you expect? Did you think that we were going to fall over ourselves to have you put to the forefront of modern photography? Did you think that we were going to replace Man Ray, Henri Cartier Bresson, Shinichiro Kobayashi, Joel Peter Witkin, Ken Rockwell, and others as our new god?

This would be a rhetorical question, so don't bother with an answer.

Go away little person. You're annoying the adults.

Love and smoochies,
Anonymous

Postscript: DeviantArt is 100% faggotry.
Post-postscript: GTFO
>> Anonymous
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This is socks, like from the pictures before. Only this way i caught him licking his nose and its super cute. :D
Copyright © Bobbie DesMarais. All rights reserved. My images may not be reproduced or used in any form without my written permission.
>> Anonymous
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I got a lot to say to you
Yeah, I got a lot to say
I noticed your eyes are always glued to me
Keeping them here
And it makes no sense at all

They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
Your little spies
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
Your little spies

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one, two I was just counting on
That never happened
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than this
___

Well, thats my new haircut, but decided to show it off a little differently.


lyrics from crushcrushcrush - Paramore
>> sunshine
Evidently all rights are not reserved if your work can be reproduced with written permission, faggot.
>> Anonymous
Poem Found In My Wallet

STATE ID
Michigan
Identification Card
D XXX XXX XXX X
Expires 11/09/2011
Under 18 until 11-09-2009
Under 21 Until 11-09-2012
Bobbie Patricia DesMarais
with an address
i no longer live with
the picture on the left is of a girl who
looks nothing like the girl now
long hair and dark jet black hair
compares nothing to layers and light brown
Date of birth 11-09-1991
Sex f
Height 504
Eyes HAZ
Weight 130
Signed: Bobbie DesMarais

i lied about my height at the time,
but now i am 5"4'
next time ill lie more
and consequently get taller

SCHOOL ID
Bobbie DesMarais
ID #: 10783
with a picture of the same shirt worn in the state ID
obviously not happy to be there
or happy to be smiling like an idiot
Saline Area High School
2007 - 2008
Gr: 11

MEIJER PAYCHECK PLUS
XXXX XXXX XXXX XXX
Good thru last day of 08/10

for the few days i did work
were all too hard
pushing carts for five dollars was not
my idea of fair
>> Anonymous
Poem Found In My Wallet (2)

BUSINESS PROFESSIONALS OF AMERICA 2007-2008 STANDING CARD
Bobbie DesMarais
is a member in good standing
through August 31, 2008
Signed: Lauren Roberts
Chapter President
Signed: Shivani Mishra
President, Secondary Division
in other words
im an overachieving slacker
who cant make up her mind

VICTORIA SECRET'S ANGEL CARD
hot pink with Angel written across it
i feel like a stuck up princess
but who doesnt love nice underwear?

4 PACLOOT CARDS
Pacloot $ 25 Valid 8.10.08-9.01.08 on a purchase of $50 or more
these came into my possession while buying clothes
ill never use them in time, you know

WASHTENAW COMMUNITY COLLEGE LIBRARY CARD
Integrated Products For Tomorrow
ITC Systems
Toronto, Canada
this was used for printing on personal paper
you pay for ink, and it has $5 left i will probably
never use
>> Anonymous
Poem Found In My Wallet (3)

BANK OF AMERICA ATM CARD
XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX
Good thru 02/12
the only bank that hasnt screwed me
or tried recruiting me
blue with silver, 4 red lines
three cheers for no minimum balance

BORDERS REWARDS
i got this once while i was buying books
havent used it since
only to appease the man at the counter
because i know how hard it is to get customers to cooperate

SALINE DISTRICT LIBRARY
i owe them money for a book i never took back
calvin and hobbes were too much for me to not keep
or maybe it was me being pure lazy

MICHIGAN DRIVER EDUCATION B XXXXXXX
DES - 002 (2/06) SEGMENT 2
Date of birth: 11 09 1991
certificate of completion, dated 8/14/2008
This is to certify that: Bobbie Patricia DesMarais has successfully
completed Segment 2 of a driver education course in compliance
with PA 369 of 1974.
i dont find this very useful
i could get my license if i wanted to
but my procrastination is good friends with laziness
and they control my life.

Definitely need to not loose any of this.
>> Anonymous
Author's Comments
Original idea by :self-intoxication:

hmm, i cant throw things away
but that has never stopped me before.

inspiration comes from the oddest places.

im publishing this with no edits as i have to get to work soon.
>> Anonymous
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sagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesage
sagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesage
sagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesage
>> Anonymous
Poem: Trying to Make Love

+

Maybe its the way I put on the worm;
I feel bad stabbing him, I know I don't like it so why would he.
You stab the head and push the worm through to cover the hook,
while I wrap him around it and hope if he does escape, he doesn't drown,
or get eaten throughout the process.

You show me the "real mans way" of doing things.

Maybe its how I cast out my line;
my back arched, my arms steady.
I lift my right leg like I do when we play basketball.
When I finally do throw my arm forward,
I whip it and I never release on time.

You mock me and I realize just how odd I really do look.

Maybe its how I'm so impatient I cant wait and reel the line in slowly;
or how I get this rush when my line jerks,
only to find my worm has effectively escaped.
You say it's because I didn't stab him, I only frown
and tell you "I'll do better next time."

You shake your head and sigh because you know I won't.

Maybe its the way I refuse to touch the fish;
Or how I scream when they touch me.
When they squirm I think of when I get tickled,
and I realize how much I hate the fish,
and how much he must hate me.
>> Anonymous
You give me rubber gloves and make me grab him.

Maybe it's the way I feel bad for catching him;
as if I pulled a fish that is somehow different from the rest.
I beg you to toss him back, but you instead tie him to the line,
leaving him to his world, but still just without reach.
When you're not looking I set them free.

You look over your shoulder and wonder why I am the way I am.

Maybe it's the way I smoke my cigarette compared to you;
I hold mine with much more pressure, as though it too is trying to escape.
Or how I flick my ashes differently, using my thumb instead,
or the way I hold it in my mouth while I talk.
You tell me I hold the smoke in too long, I tell you I like the way it tastes.

You just turn back and face the road instead of me.

Maybe its the way I drive;
I constantly worry thinking that something terrible is waiting for me.
I don't wear my seat belt ever, and you always have yours on,
my death will be wherever it is, it doesn't matter whether I'm restrained or not.
You tell me to speed, I tell you nobody I know was ever killed for doing five under.

You just lay back in your chair and try to fall asleep.

+
>> Anonymous
Author's Comments
Full title: "Trying to Make Love From What May Never Be"

I can't decide whether this is romantic or sad. Maybe both. Anyways, I'm taking a class and there's a sheet that you get and one of the topics was love.

Sorry its so long.
Expect more.
>> soulr !lK4GD5SleY
troll troll is troll.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>275419
I probably shouldn't find this attractive, but I have a DID fetish
>> Anonymous
>>275379

God damn, if I would see that graffiti I would pause for a moment in real life.
>> Samson !!kl3R4thrQJX
>>275379
it's sad when people arn't even complimenting you on deviantart
>> Anonymous
I hate people taking basic snapshots of other people's art and then expecting praise for this minimal effort.
>> SAGE GROWS IN EVERY FIELD sage rage !3I4SJbCh8M
CAN'T... SAGE... FAST... ENOUGH...
>> Anonymous
your work sucks, and it's just taking snapshots of other people's work... fag
>> nokin !ozOtJW9BFA
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>>275516
who said its other peoples art?

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>> soulr !lK4GD5SleY
lol toys, gb2 sketchbook.
>> YOU MUST DIE TO SAVE HUMANITY! SAGESAGESAGE
>>275638
>>275379
>>WATTHEFUCKEVER

GET THE FUCK OUT. DO IT. DO IT NOW. NEVER RETURN. KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY.

I WISH YOU EVERY ILL WILL IMAGINABLE.

IF I COULD, I WOULD RECORD THE REMOVAL OF YOUR KNEECAPS WITH A METAL SERVING SPOON AND THEN FAP NIGHTLY TO YOUR SCREAMS.

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR.
>> nokin !ozOtJW9BFA
>>275671
someone doesn't like ugly throw ups by toys...
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
ITT /p/ gets trolled

you guys are too easy
>> Anonymous
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>=imskippingbeats
>Current Age: 17
>Current Residence: Ann Arbor, MI
>http://www.myspace.com/beehindtheezehazeliize
>imskippingbeats@yahoo.com
>AIM: omfg its bobbie
>yahoo: imskippingbeats
>> Anonymous
>>275719
>Saline High School
>Saline,Michigan
>> nokin !ozOtJW9BFA
>>275719
take that shit somewhere else if your expecting us to pull out the internet hate machine and ruin her life. this isnt /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>275721
That was on her deviant shit page. I'm just pointing out that shes underage b& and shouldn't be here.
>> nokin !ozOtJW9BFA
im sure theres more than just her and unless you want to start a rally for better age verification, stop talking about it.
>> Anonymous
hells yes...4chan should go subscription-only
>> Anonymous
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>>275402
>gtfo /p/, get back to /b/.

HAHA OH WOW. You'd get a far more warm welcome at /b/. /p/ is by far the meanest and best board 4chan has ever seen. If you ask for criticism on /p/ you're going to get torn apart worse than a white woman's cunt when she gets raped by big fat nigger dick.
>> Anonymous
>>275736

>i've been here a whole week lol