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Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
My wife again.
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>> Anonymous
That's not your wife, that's a whore.
>> Anonymous
That's not your wife, that's you.
>> Anonymous
That's not you, that's a woman.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
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>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
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>> Anonymous
Where did you buy her?
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>226814
eBay.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
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>>226812
I wanted the sky to be BLUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE like in this photo, but I forgot to attach my polarizer ;_;

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>> iluvecs
Very nice feet.
>> Anonymous
>>226817
Why do I actually like this pic so much?
>> Anonymous
>>226821
It's hard to tell from these pictures. Requesting a picture of just her feet. For entirely noble purposes...
>> Anonymous
i want to fuck her eyeballs
>> Shu
Beautiful pictures, even more beautiful wife.

10/10!
>> Anonymous
I'd do her, but just a little.
>> Anonymous
>>226817

For shooping, back opacity back to a lesser % but with a higher saturation, to achieve a more natural but still saturated result. Also using a combination of low opacity with a blending layer of the gradient helps.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
Gee, /p/, thanks for all the "help"!

Where's a liska when you need it?
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>226938

Whats up ?
>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
>>226942
Looks like he wants portrait advice?
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>226947

He'll need to tell me specifically what he's wanting to know. i'm sure he'll make me aware :)
>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
>>226952
Hehe, maybe he just wanted the rhetorical liska, patron saint of con crit.
>> thefamilyman !!rTVzm2BgTOa
>>226956
maybe he wants an affair
>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
>>226965
Ew
>> Anonymous
You honestly can't be mad that people are telling you your wife is pretty. It's a compliment.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
I just wanted any kind of critique beside "that's a whore." Any general advice for the first three. And yes, I know the sky is blown out on the third.
>> Anonymous
Only one person said "That's a whore"

Also here's a critique for you.
In>>226806
It bothers me that her right shoulder and bag are soft because it seems like she is meant to be highlighted in front of her background. However the DOF is slightly too shallow and she starts to fall into the background. You might have intended to have those parts slightly OOF but thats what I notice when I look at that image.
>> Anonymous
i'd let her suck my dick
>> Anonymous
Boy, Asian women do look alike, she could be anyone and everyone.

Have you ever 'lost' your wife in a crowded place?
>> Anonymous
>>226994
If it's his wife he probably doesnt identify her everytime by sight.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>226991
Thank you. While I like narrow DOF, I agree that it would probably better to have the shoulders and bag in focus too.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>226985

Try to fill the frame with her more, don't leave so much space above her head and around her like on

>>226812and
>>226817

>>226817
The blue sky's great, but your wife isn't the main focus, i get distracted by the background.

Also have her watch her neck- she's clearly pulling her head back away from the camera, and it's making her neck wrinkle. Chin up, neck extended, shoulders back.
>> Anonymous
oh and these are shitty snapshots.

Read the rules tripfag.

Not thought provoking, not carefully thought out with composition, it's just her out with a flower bag. There's nothing the differentiates this from shitty flickr shots.

Even the subject is generic, plain Asian woman.
>> Anonymous
>>227020
No. Show us an example of the type of work you deem "not a shitty snapshot."
>> Anonymous
>>227021

Ahh yes, and stop samefagging.

Wanna see non-snapshot crap? Don't look at this thread.

Again, GTFO OP. This is against the rules and are shitty snapshots.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>227023

WTF are you talking about? In no way what so ever is this thread against the board rules.
>> Anonymous
>>227026

2.# Post only photos that show at least trace amounts of thoughtful composition. Do not upload random snapshots.

2.# Post only photos that show at least trace amounts of thoughtful composition. Do not upload random snapshots.

I just don't believe this thread applies at all to that rule.
>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
>>227026
It's one of the trolls responding to OP's complaints.
>> Anonymous
The only person you ever take pictures of is your wife, and none of them are very interesting. We don't share your obsession with her. If you're trying to show off your waifu because you ZOMG ASIAN WIFE then GTFO and die.
>> Anonymous
>>227029
I'm not trolling but make a legitimate complaint about this thread. IT IS NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES

For the record, i made the following posts.
>>227020
>>227023
>>227027
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
trolls, get the fuck out and die
there are many anon photo posts that are tons shitter than these and you fags don't bitch about those
fuck off

OP, i like the first shot the most.. it's a very nice portrait IMO
the last one's alright too
>> Anonymous
>>227052
hahahaha I was waiting for your response.

You're basically a carbon copy of OP, uninteresting shots, Asian waiiifuuu. But you win on shithouse photoshoppery

>>there are many anon photo posts that are tons shitter than these and you fags don't bitch about those

I do, I'm quite consistent. And again, STFU with calling people who don't like your shots or don't agree with you TROLLS.

It's really really pathetic... and frankly equates to trolling.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>227054
your opinion matters
so much
>> Anonymous
delicious borkeh

in b4 declaration of fatties and manjaw
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>227027

Theres way worse shit than this on /p/ right that's clearly trolling and they don't get complaints like this. Seriously- it's clear to me that the OP is actually trying, none of these are random snapshots. They're lit correctly, none of them are blurry, he seems to actually put some thought into the shots. JMHO.
>> Anonymous
TITS plz
>> Butterfy !xlgRMYva6s
!SDPE you do have a good sense of humour.

also

niceu bokeh
>> fe !3GqYIJ3Obs
fffffff
>> Anonymous
>>227117
>>bokeh
>>borkeh
>> Butterfy !xlgRMYva6s
>>227119
Im older than that so i can do what i want.

also niceu is clearly japanese...
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>227117!SDPE you do have a good sense of humour.
It's because I'm in the Marines. If you don't have a good sense of humour and thick skin, you won't survive around these guys.

Also, the anonfag who keeps complaining is clearly Jeremo, or one of his goonies.
>> Butterfy !xlgRMYva6s
>>227137
I assume the thick skin part is due to blue on blue then.
>> Anonymous
tits plz
>> Anonymous
More tasteful pictures of the wife plox!
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
/P/ IS BACK!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>227451

And so are your shit and uninteresting pics. GTFO.
>> Anonymous
post her sister , if I remember she's hotter
>> M?e?e?s?e??? !iZn5BCIpug
>>227598
I thought she had a jew nose.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
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>>227598
My sis-in-law.

>>227457
I really missed all of the trolls. Welcome back, guys!

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>> Anonymous
>>227682
I printed your sister in law and came on her face.
>> M?e?e?s?e??? !iZn5BCIpug
>>227692
pics
>> Anonymous
>>227598
You were wrong times a million
>> Anonymous
>>227692
post pics
>> Anonymous
ITT !SDPEsPMnww samefags it up with

post moar
show tits

Newsflash : No body gives a flying fuck. Regardless of whether or not they're within the boundaries of the rules, they're shit and your models are ugly and calling them uninteresting is an understatement.

You're a diet DC and a knock off Beethy.

Now go and try something different with your camera, you have one of the greatest photographic tools to come out in the last 5 years and you're wasting it.
>> Anonymous
!SDPEsPMnww :

They're all good compositionally, but they all have that flat straight-from-camera look. How are you processing them?

>>227839
>they're shit

I disagree.

>and your models
[Insert RAAAAGE about dumbfucks who think any portrait where the subject is a woman is model photography]

>are ugly

A) It doesn't matter.
B) Once more, I disagree.

>and calling them uninteresting is an understatement.

For the third time, I disagree.

Why don't you point us to some good candid portraits on /p/ right now, if you don't like these?

>one of the greatest photographic tools to come out in the last 5 years and you're wasting it.

What the hell? It's just a 5D.
>> sage !i/euDJmWr2
>>227839
Are you new here? You're on 4chan...anyone/anything with breasts is immediately hounded for pictures/moar.
>> Anonymous
>>227847
I disagree but continue with the fellatio

>>Insert RAAAAGE about dumbfucks who think any portrait where the subject is a woman is model photography

It's a mere term of semantics, I prefer to call people 'models' as opposed to subjects. If it were a male i'd still call him a model, so gtfo your high horse, it's a donkey.

>>A) It doesn't matter.
>>B) Once more, I disagree.
That's great.

>>Why don't you point us to some good candid portraits on /p/ right now, if you don't like these?

So if i can't show you other stuff on /p/ we leave this miserable excuse up? Great way to improve quality on /p/

>>227848
you're right i just forgot how low 4chan's standards were
>> Anonymous
>>227839
>>You're a diet DC and a knock off Beethy.
I rofl'd considering who he's up against. This is the biggest insult ahaah
>> Anonymous
>>227850
you know, you seem to get awfully angry over this...
>> Anonymous
i would sacrifice one of my testicles to fuck OP pic
>> Anonymous
second
>> Anonymous
>>227852

Yeah wow, that made me laugh too. Not because I think their photos suck but because of their perceived reputation here.

>>227854
I don't see no anger, just straight trolling daaawg

>>227857
Why not just fuck a real woman instead of a pic?
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
The coolest part about all of this is that I can start an internet shitfest at will all the while exerting no effort whatsoever.