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fence !!POey2hdozCZ
i shot a wedding as a favor for a friend this weekend. lulz were attained.
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>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
wait.. what's with the uber high iso and bad flash?
i hope they had another photographer at the wedding..
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
kisses.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233215
lol what?
>> Anonymous
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>>233210wait.. what's with the uber high iso and bad flash?

so said beethy, master of photography

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>> Anonymous
GET OUTTA THE WAY KID IM DESPERATE!
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233218
this photo will always get reposted even in 10 years when i'm the master of lighting.
that's /p/ for you!
this place is such a talentless shithole.
with talentless trolls picking on photographers better than them, like DC, pskaught, heavyweather, eku and me.
this makes /p/ the biggest fail board of 4chan. it's even more fucking negative and hateful than /b/.

c'mon people, stop fucking trolling and fucking the board up.

i wish mods would get their act together and start using the fucking banhammer.
>> Anonymous
>>233223
tl;dr: bawwwwww
>> Anonymous
>>233223

looooooooooool
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>233223

so your comment was meant to be a valuable and worthwhile critique? give me a break.

also, give me ten minutes in photoshop and i'll make it superficial and pretty like your stuff. photo is presented straight out of the camera, resized in ifranview, only for lulz value. it's a funny picture, and it's the only one out of the wedding that i'll be posting. i couldn't give less than one fuck about what any of you dslr kiddies have to say.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233233
if it was your first wedding.... that's fine.
if it was your first time using flash, that's fine too.
i just really hope you didn't claim you could get good results for them when you don't have a good grasp of flash photography (or wedding photography)
that's why i'm hoping they had someone else their who has more experience.

judging from ISO 1600 i'm assuming all the other shots are pretty horrible and not worth putting up on their wall or a wedding album.
you could just post like 2 nice photos to prove me wrong though.
>> Anonymous
>>233223

Lol, Eku doesn't get picked on.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233240
lurk moar
>> Anonymous
>>233239

i didn't know this level of fail could be achieved in one post
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233256
fuck off
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
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>>233239

sure. also, even if these are fail, which they're not, i still have bigger balls than you just for posting raw photos that haven't been buttfucked in photoshop for six hours. i've never seen you post anything that wasn't USM'd and contrasted and channel mixed and vignetted past extinction. in fact, i've never seen you post a raw photo.

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>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233317
that one's not bad but it's still not great.

also, lurk the fuck moar.
i've posted at least more than 10 unedited images on /p/.
my thread before the last one were 3 shots which were pretty much untouched.
don't say shit that's just a blatant lie.
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
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>>233317

and a formal. bad white balance, .5 degree tilt to the left.

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>> Anonymous
Wow i hate agreeing with beethy because he is a giant faggot and an asshole but these photos really blow.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233320
I'm not really impressed.. sorry.
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>233319

i've lurked and posted moar than almost anyone. i'm a motherfucking god tier tripfag, and i gave up on /p/ because it's the same influx of banal shit day after day.

but give me a link, because i would definitely love to see your stuff straight out of the camera.
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>233321

fuck... i guess i'll never make it as a wedding photographer. shucks.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233323
http://beethy.deviantart.com/art/Rid-my-head-of-this-pretense-4-92912089
http://beethy.deviantart.com/art/Rid-my-head-of-this-pretense-2-92911867
http://beethy.deviantart.com/art/mirrored-kitten-74735826

there's more in my gallery, but these should do.. 2 recent ones and one which is a little older.
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
awesome.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233331
hey fence, for the record..
i have nothing against you
on /p/ i'm just brutally honest and often an asshole
>> Anonymous
>>233333
4chan has a really big problem with people thinking being honest even brutally honest means being an asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>233333

you're not brutally honest.. you're just a faggot. you offer dick when it comes to actual criticism. all you post is "VINCENT I LOOOVE THIS ONE. SLURP SLURP"

also, tight filenames, bro.
>> Vincent !!8LCSE0Zp1mL
>>233346
From what I've seen Beethy offers the most constructive criticism on this board.
Judging by people replying to my threads anyway. He says what he likes or why he doesn't like them.
>> Anonymous
:3 I really like this. But I feel like it should be cropped closer. But still. The fat man elbowed a small child in the face! XD Tis an amusing photo. Great post.
>> Anonymous
>>233194
>lulz
indeed
>> Anonymous
>>233413
>>233433
o hay OP
>> Anonymous
These pics are shit. beethy's are crap as well, all of them. Fucking amateurs. Expensive gear does not mean you can take good pictures. Stick to auto-mode /p/fags
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>233223
protip : mods = trolls with more powa
>> Anonymous
gtfo beety faggot
>> Anonymous
>>233320
They're actually huge fail dude... Thats a horrible candid.
Look do your self a favor and ask a pro wedding guy if you can assist him.. you'll pick up some tips and technique. If you have your own camera highly unlikely the person would turn you down as an assistant.
>> Anonymous
>>233719

I smiled.
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>233737

awesome i'll go do that!!!
>> Anonymous
>>233262
>>233239
>>233223

Way to be a defensive, arrogant faggot, Beethy.
Why don't you stop posting and go back to sucking on your ex-girlfriend's 2" long nipples?
>> Anonymous
>>233330
holy shit beethy are you really that fucking dumb
he said he wanted pix straight from the camera
not that over-edited bullshit you post to your da account
>> Anonymous
i never heard of fence be4 but now i love you man. thanx for standing up to that beethy dipshit hes the worst. someone shoudl post that "long nip wong" photo of his again.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233751
>>233752
>>233759
obvious samefag is obvious
always posts around the same time
>> Anonymous
>>233764

Where are your straight from the camera pix Beethy?

You talk big shit but never back it up.
>> Anonymous
let me get this straight...we're arguing about whether someone posts a completely uneditted photo or not?

If you're shooting raw and you're not editting, you're doing it wrong. GTFO of my /p/
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233849
check links in thread... remove border and that's it.
it's not that hard.
>> Anonymous
>>233218

This pic makes me LOL every time.
God, Beethy is such a faggot.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233900
no u : D
>> Anonymous
>>233900
I dont know how else he would have lit it.... Ever been to a club or whatever? You can't bounce flash off of a tall black ceiling.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233909
it's all these trolls have on me.
1 photo with me in the reflection the first time i've used external flash, ever.

that makes me feel pretty good about myself.. that that's all they have on me.
that and they try to make me rage by posting pictures of my girlfriend and being racist.

to the trolls: repeating the same thing over and over loses its effect. you'll need to be more original if you really want me to raaaaaaaaaaage.
>> Anonymous
>>233917

PROTIP: people repeat the same things to you over and over because the quality of your photos never changes. they're too dark, you use B&W because you're inept with color, and you invariably have gay borders and snapshot-level composition. you also crit harshly in the rudest way possible about stupid, minor things, and rarely post your own work.

TL;DR - you make /p/ a worse place by being here.
>> Anonymous
>>233909
>I dont know how else he would have lit it.... Ever been to a club or whatever? You can't bounce flash off of a tall black ceiling.

HURR FLASH DIFFUSER HURR
HURR PULL-OUT BOUNCE CARD HURR
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>233928
Uh wow.. is this ...really true?

Really?? :/

And it's pretty horrible i never realised this until now

Fuck.. i should quit photography forever
And never come back...
Goodbye
>> Anonymous
>>233933
This is sort of epic
>> Anonymous
>>233933
SOMEONE PRINT SCREEN THIS QUICK BEFORE HE DELETES IT LIKE BEFORE
>> ilkore
>>233928
ditto
>> $19.99 !OSYhGye6hY
>>233929
You know, if you take away the mirror reflection, the photo would look fine. Pretty much on par with any "club photography" i've seen. They all use straight on flash.

>you use B&W because you're inept with color,
Many of HCB's photos would suck in color. Plus, less than half of beethy's da is b&w.
>> Anonymous
>>233933
Bye beethyfaggot

You crying little bitch

Lets hope you actually do not come back this time round
>> Anonymous
>>233944
Don't worry I've got it. We can show this to the faggot the next time he returns and pretends he never bawwww'd.
>> Anonymous
Great, he's finally gone.
Now /p/ can be good again.
>> Anonymous
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>>233933
win
>> Anonymous
Lol, does raging anon like to have conversations with himself?
>> Anonymous
>>233956
Hey, 12 year old anon. If you can't see that as sarcasm, you're pretty fucking stupid.
>> Anonymous
lord.. sure is samefag in here.

i hate beethy just as much as the majority of /p/, but he's easy to ignore. this skippy little EPIC LULZ RAID XD XD anon is ruining it for the rest of us.

kindly GTFO.. beethy's gay post was dripping with sarcasm
>> Anonymous
>>233960

PROTIP: it isn't actually samefag in here
>> Anonymous
>>233956
lol nice
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
wow, all this shit because i posted a lolzy picture of a big fat guy pummeling an eight year old kid in the face. god bless /p/.
>> Anonymous
>>234119
i loled then left this thread

>>233219
i can gladly say i got what you were going for
>> Anonymous
fence, your photos are horrible

you cant call what you did shooting a wedding
lol seriously dude
>> new mexico dslr kiddie
oh, you..
>> Anonymous
>>233330

I actually really like that Mirror cat photo, reminds me you my youth.. thank you kind sir.
>> Mr. Higgzbuffonton !!Xsltv1VWxZT
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>>234136
OH HAI BEETHY
>> Mr. Higgzbuffonton !!Xsltv1VWxZT
I would love OP pic with less noise, and no motion blur...

basically, I do enjoy the composition and subject.

Though a crop wouldn't hurt - could lose the people to the right of the jumping guy
>> Anonymous
Stop the fucking bitching on beethy and get the fuck out yourselves.

I like him and you are gay.
Gays.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>234147
i just came back from a fucking movie and was gone for hours you poopstain

pineapple express was awesome
>> Anonymous
>>234174

FUCK YOU BEETHY STOP POSTING
WHAT IS THIS THE FOURTH TIME YOU'VE CRIED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH AND QUIT 4CHAN?
GET THE FUCK OUT NOBODY WANTS YOU
>> Anonymous
>>234250

You GTFO.
Not samefag, not beethy, not whatever.

Just someone who likes /p/ and feels like you are the cancer that's killing it.
>> Anonymous
>>234254

So people who hate one of the worst tripfags on /p/, who rarely actually posts photos and spends most of his time ripping other people's shit apart without providing constructive criticism or advice, are the cancer that's killing this board?

Wanna explain how that works?
>> Anonymous
>>233223
>photographers better than them, like DC, pskaught, heavyweather, eku and me.

Wow, you actually don't know shit.

Shit, I now agree with>>234250
>> Anonymous
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>>233320
Anon fixes

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>> Anonymous
>>234297
i can't believe that beethy has poor enough taste to lump a professional photographer like pskaught in with hacks like DC and Heavyweather and himself.

i hate a lot of pskaught's work because he's juvenile and ridiculous, but he's so much more skilled than Beethy, DC or Heavyweather that there's no comparison.
>> Anonymous
>>233223
Do not group yourself with those namefags. You are not as talented or skillful as them.
>> Anonymous
>>234310
If you've actually seen some of DC's work/pp some times you wouldn't say that
>> Anonymous
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>>234311
some of DC's work is good, but it usually feels more like a fluke than something intentional

most of it is shit

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>> Anonymous
>>234315
WOW! What kinda lens is used to achieve that kind of vignetting?
>> Anonymous
>>234311
I would because its beethy.
>> Anonymous
>>234315

shirt is brighter than face... fail
>> Anonymous
>>234318
only canon lenses can do that.
>> Anonymous
>>234265

They start raging, bitching, crying and bawwwing in every thread he posts. Messing up the entire thread and/or discussion.
Including this thread.
>> Anonymous
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>>234371

...which is why they hate him and want him to stop posting...

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>> Anonymous
>>234372

Oh, so because they are crying everytime they see beethy they mess up the thread. And because of them messing up the threads they want beethy to leave?

Makes perfect sense to me.
Facepalm right back to your giant cockhead.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>234250
i didn't pretend to leave actually.
just look at this.
>>233956

oh .. and the fag saying i'm comparing myself to other namefags.. i'm not.
i'm just saying that we are ALL better than you shitty troll shitstains.
none of you trolls know anything about photography and your first photo post on /p/ has probably been criticised by either DC or me.
That's why DC and I get the most shit in our threads. Because we're honest and say it like it is when something sucks ass.
Instead of just trolling all the fucking time, go out and take some photos..
improve.. and post them here.
Then MAYBE I'll say "Not bad anon, not bad."
>> Anonymous
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o hey guys i fit right in

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>> Anonymous
>>234478

This thread is why you're an insufferable shitstain, Beethy:
>>234284

When you crit you just say if you like something or not.
You never give advice, you're never constructive, you never offer tips or suggestions.
You just tear shit apart without ever attempting to help, and then rarely post your own work.

You're arrogant, rude, and unhelpful.
It isn't surprising that most of the board hates you.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>234495
I disagree.
I'm one of the most helpful people on this board...

And 'most of the board' that hates me are only around during a very small Amerifag before dinner window.
That's because it's 3 anonfags that have an internet curfew.

Holy fuck I am so right.
brb admiring myself
>> Anonymous
lolz when did /p/ turn into a fucking cockmeasuring ring
to applicable sides: stop using a fucking tripcode if you get so asshurt over a fucking PHOTO. For galaxy's sake.
>> Anonymous
>>234496

And for all your defensive posturing about how you're "helpful" you still don't answer the question directly asked of you in>>234284

Actions speak louder than words, numbnuts.
>> Anonymous
>>234502
haha pwnt
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>234502
>>234505
samefag
>> Anonymous
>>234524

I've heard that hellboy2 is real middle end.
Is that correct beethy?
>> Anonymous
>>234531

LOL @ beethy deleting his own posts.
>> beethy !vW/UaE6zYU
>>234533
i didn't post anything after
>>234512

you cock
>> Mr. Higgzbuffonton !!Xsltv1VWxZT
is it me, or are more threads than not talking about beethy on /p/ lately...
>> BurtGummer !!RRMHFHglFsy
>>234549

(95 posts).... nope its just this ones been fecking draaagged....