Hey /p/A friend is asking for me to get some good photos of his dog. Any tips?
get to their eye level, your back to the sunlight
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>>102059don't fuck up the dog's fur.
Thats not a dog, thats a bloomin' Bengal Tiger! Using a can of mace it should be easy enough to subdue but your friend, well he's a different story.You'll have to beat him to death with his own shoes.