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Hey /p/, this was a faggot I found in a Malaysian Orangutan sanctuary. taking photos of Orangutans on a feeding platform not ten metres away,

You can tell he didn't do anty trekking, or even leave his air cond hotel room there. I went on a real expedition with a 90 pound Pentax P&S, and still got awesome photos. RAGGEE

TL;DR, all gear no idea photographers.
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>> Anonymous
A 90 pound Pentax? Wow, you must have strong arms. Like a bear.
>> Anonymous
Yeah but I bet he resized his fucking pics when he posted them online.
>> Anonymous
That girl next to him sure looks impressed by the size of his...lens.
>> Anonymous
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Hai guize wats goin on in this thred?
>> Anonymous
>>261759
Post these "awesome photos". I'll be the judge of that.

BTW, RESIZE FFS.
>> Project !dashI8UpO.
>TL;DR, all gear no idea photographers.

I have a feeling he knows what he's doing. You haven't even seen his photos, how can you say they would suck? Massive lens with subject 10 metres away? He wanted close ups.

also, 90 pound P&S? Heaviest P&S's and even bridge cams made in the last 5 I know are lighter than the Nikon D40 which is light enough to use a wrist strap with.
>> Anonymous
slr cameras need big lens too get more of the subject in due to the size of the sensor, as VS your over 9000x crop factor which gets zoom over short mm lengths
>> Anonymous
>>261815

Im guessing the troll meant pounds as in the currency.
>> Project !dashI8UpO.
>>261827
Wow, *facepalm*, why didn't that occur to me earlier.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>261847
Because people in the US are self-centered tools who can never remember that there's a world east of New York at all, much less what currencies it uses.

...

(Yeah, I didn't figure it out until>>261827either)
>> Anonymous
>>261892
'Cept Project is a Filipino in the Philippines. :p

Well, it looks like he does know what he's doing. But taking photos of animals in a zoo is kinda like taking photos of homeless people.
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ohh yeah i see him. what a stuck up little bitch

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>> Anonymous
Actually, he was also talking about trekking and an expedition so I assumed he was talking about weight to bear.

>>261895
:3
>> Anonymous
>>261775
>That girl next to him sure looks impressed by the size of his...lens.

I bet he fucked her.

She looks like she has nice tits, too.
>> Anonymous
>>261896
the girl in blue is cute but wtf she has man-legs
>> Grev !!5D+HXONd/uX
I fucking hate canon 'photographers'.

All you need is a manual camera (preferrably rangefinder) and a rolls of tri-x and a 50 one-four for great stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>261909
I fucking hate rangefinder 'photographers'.

They think that a manual camera (preferrably rangefinder) and a roll of tri-x and a 50 one-four makes all their photos instant art.
>> Grev !!5D+HXONd/uX
>>261916
It won't make it instant art, at least it takes skill to frame, expose and such.

You can stick with your canon with your penis-envy lenses and see how good you go as a 'photographer'.
>> Depressed Cheesecake !wFh1Fw9wBU
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RAAAAGE

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>> Grev !!5D+HXONd/uX
>>261924
Is that the new 5d2 with a 85mm f1.2?

Is that what you're raging about? :P
>> Anonymous
>>261924

OH HAI!
It's DC's ugly girlfriend!

Why the fuck do you always over-process your photos so that the people's skin looks like leather?
>> Project !dashI8UpO.
>>261920
Nice trip though
>> Anonymous
>>261909
>>261920
>Troll troll troll troll troll.

And fellas, the 90 pound thing most definitely is referring to the currency. He was talking about the gearfag, and then stating that he could get just as good pictures with a cheap P&S.
>> Anonymous
>>261930

Well he should have said £90 then.
>> Anonymous
trolls being trolls trolled by trolls trolled by trolls.
TROLLS.
>> Depressed Cheesecake !wFh1Fw9wBU
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>>261928

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>> Depressed Cheesecake !tZgmt2G.RA
>>261928
>It's DC's ugly girlfriend!
>Why the fuck do you always over-process your photos so that the people's skin looks like leather?

A) That's my sister.
B) She has a skin condition, asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>261944
Fake DC is fake.
>> Anonymous
>>261909
>>261916
I hate camera "photographers". Using lenses and equipment when all you need is a pinhole and a box.
>> Anonymous
>>261956
I hate picture "photographers". Using film when all you need is some paint and brushes and canvas.
>> Anonymous
>>261968

I hate photographers. VIDEO, BITCHES!
>> Anonymous
>>261924

Seriously, DC, why do you do this?

Does this girl really just have super-leathery skin? It looks like you're over-doing the USM, but I guess she could just have really bad skin...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>262007

DC = Ken Rockwell?
>> Anonymous
>>262039
anon is slow.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>262007

ROFF ELLE
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>262007

hahahahaha oh fuck i never get tired of that.
>> Anonymous
>>261934

I don't even know how to type that on my keyboard, do you ukfags have it on yours?
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>262439

it's just control+shift+4.

shift + 4 = $

ctrlshift4 = £

££££££££££££££££££

(£_£)
>> Anonymous
>>262443

Doesn't work, must have to have language input method set to UK english, mines on NZ english.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
ctrl+shift+4 goes to tab 4 on FF for me
>> Anonymous
>>262439

how do i character map?
>> Grev !!5D+HXONd/uX
Accessories or something in vista and xp, geez learn to computer.
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>262446

>Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s 09/24/08(Wed)19:42 No.262446

>ctrl+shift+4 goes to tab 4 on FF for me

and there we have it. ladies, gentlemen, bow down to your new Troll King, me. i promise only that my reign will be mostly bloodless, prosperous and butterfly-free.

hark, wench! your reign of terror is over. i have defeated you in a game of wits, and now you must return to your hellcave from whence you were born. back, i say, back! suckle on your mother's tit and nurse your wounds, for your days here are over.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>262469
but tab 4 is 4 4chan!

You just wanted me to stay didnt you <3