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ATTN FENCE Nieros
Butterfly is a woman.

Just so you know, I spend quite a bit of time doing couture work and tailoring, and lurking on the fashion boards untill the uneducated people piss me off enough to make me want to leave, along with working on cars. doesnt make me a woman. Nope, perfectly straight male.

it' not that weird to have butterfly on /o/ now is it?
>> thefamilyman !!rTVzm2BgTOa
EXIF or gtfo ;)
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
Butterfly's a trap, not a woman.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>131352
>I spend quite a bit of time doing couture work and tailoring, and lurking on the fashion boards
Fag.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
Yes but this is /p/

Also, you're a giant faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>131352
Are you saying that there is something wrong with being a trap?
>> Anonymous
>>131354
This is why we love "her."
>> Anonymous
I would love to suck on Butterfly's dick. I bet it is beautifully smooth and large. God, I would love it if Butterfly would just rodger me gently from behind. I would be the bitch and Butterfly could shout angrily at me and call me names until we come.
>> Anonymous
>>131511
This thread is now about our sexual fantasies involving Buttertroll.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>131515
I'm into guro. I would like to have a contest with him where we use iron sights from 500m away and see who gets the kill. When I end up winning this contest, I'll walk over to his dead body and fuck the bullet wound in his forehead.
>> Anonymous
>>131533
ITT: Internet Tough Guys
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>131535
That's not tough, it's sweet, sweet trap love <3<3<3
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>131533
You do know im quite a good shot, using exclusivly iron sights right?
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>131541
Me too. I rarely miss from 500m.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>131541
What's your weapon of choice, by the way?

I unfortunately have only shot the M16A2, but I'm damn good at it. I also played around with a M240G and the M-203, but never got any actual practice with them.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>131562
Anshuitz .22 Free Rifle. Made in West Germany (i would put money on it being my age).

However if we can wait a year so I can get into full bore (7.62/.308) so I can actually shoot bullets over 500m.

Oh and we're doing it in 3P.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>131565
What's 3P?
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>131567
Three Position (the way they shoot the olympics)

Standing, Kneeling and Prone.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>131568
Standing from 500m?
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>131569
Fuck yeah!

its done at 50m normally, with 100m prone only.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>131570
lulz.

I'm used to kneeling/standing at 200m, sitting at 300m, and prone at 500m.
>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
Okay, I'm scared of these fuckers now.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>131571
Yes but 556 tends to cover that distance with ease, my subsonic .22 might have slightly more problem.

Our 100m targets are about a foot across (circles)
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>131579
Same for our 200m targets.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>131578
Me too.

Scared and *aroused*
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
that was funny. i didn't even register that the /o/ guy was talking to me.

also, i'm going to have to side with the marine and not butterfly on who's a better shot. sorry, man.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>131584i'm going to have to side with the marine

It may surprise you, but there are Marines who absolutely suck at shooting. (I'm not one of them ;-)
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>131586

one of my buddies is a marine (who was stationed in okinawa for like, 6 months, no less) who is no great shot. when he first got out of basic and came home for two weeks, i took him out shooting. it was a little tense, since he was still in full oorah gung ho killbot mode. i still outshot him, though. i also kicked his ass in paintball (inb4 fag, etc.), which pissed him off to no end. i would side with him over butterfly too, though.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>131581
Nice.

Anyway we shoot two very different styles, if I get into shooting full bore its more comparable, but otherwise we can rejoice in having more shooting time than everyone on 4chan (including /k/) together!
>> PhalseProfit
>>131599

Negative sir.

But you already knew assumptions made an ass out of u and Mptions.

Fuck yeah, consonants.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>131603
Yeah i remember that, ive never been taught about rolling friction before, also we never did anything about Cd going above 1.
>> Nieros
>>131440

I also box, archer(long bow, none of that sissy sighted compound bow shit) ,fence and ride horseback. I did SCA for a bit but that was too expenisve.And at the end of the day? I take my Scotch straight.(Macallan 18 year, three fingers plz)

So if Butterfly is a trap that makes me an opposite trap?
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>131657
Just because you're a butch fag doesn't make you not a fag.
>> Nieros
>>131661

I also wrestle bears and eat them raw.
>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
>>131663
With a side of SAWDUST AND SWEAT?
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>131663
"Bears" meaning fat, hairy gay men?

I totally believe it.

Also: While I'm fat and hairy, I'm not actually gay. So please don't try to wrestle me.
>> Anonymous
>>131679

What if I am quite a cute guy and I am willing to dress up as and do almost anything?
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>131743
Hmm... Well, in that case...

NO! I'm not gay! Stop tempting me, you sexy, sexy men, with your taught, muscular buttocks! I will not give in to your sin! WE NEED TO ELECT MORE REPUBLICANS!
>> Nieros
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>>131752

C'mon, you know you want some...
>> Anonymous
>>131752

I do a lot of walking and my butt is fabulous. I am soft and hairless on my body too. I look great in stockings and my back is smooth and has that wonderful delicate feminine muscles, lines and flow to it as I arch, flex and bend.

You know you want it, baby.
>> Nieros
I'm a mans man, hairy chest and firm cut muscles...
>> Anonymous
>>131774

I'm a real man. Slightly overweight and a bit delusional about the state of the world.
>> Anonymous
I am almost a full time trap that loves clothes and makeup and hanging out with my female friends. I work as a waitress and I would someday love to be a model.
>> OPFOR !8vKpfCqy8A
I think for next Halloween, I am going to dress up as butterfly. Is this cool y/n?
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>132028
I'm a goth.
>> OPFOR !8vKpfCqy8A
>>132038
Perfect, it will work well for Halloween. :)
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
You should use a fake Sony Alpha DSLR. Just be careful, as it could scare the living hell out of people.
>> Anonymous
Am I the only one who thinks letting an angsty goth have a gun is a bad idea?

Columbine, etc.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>132084
Yup, because goths = actually quite upbeat people, you must be thinking of emos.
>> elf_man !!DdAnyoDMfCe
>>132093
This is true. As a rule they're quite pleasant.
>> Anonymous
>>132093

I call bullshit on this. I remember the "cheer up goth kid" Irn Bru adverts too. They are famously miserable.
>> Anonymous
>>131752
They're all gay paedos except McCain (and probably him too.)
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>132105
No! It's just the *liberal media* who are *tempting* them away from the righteous path.
>> Anonymous
a good photograph doesn't necesarily need to be of a impressive subject, e.g this car. images of old bangers are more interesting than this
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>132095
Yes but anyone in glasgow is miserrable.

>>132117
Has no idea whats going on here.
>> Anonymous
All the chavs and all the goths should be put in a pit or an island and left to kill each other on camera for the delight of the real people. Whatever is left can be gassed to death and then the bodies used as fertiliser. Finally putting these wastes of flesh to good use.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>132248
You do know that most goths go on to become laywers, doctors and scientists right?
>> Anonymous
>>132262

You know that most chavs become world leaders and astronauts?

It's easy to make up bullshit statistics. Dream on, freak.
>> Anonymous
>>132262

i threw a bottle at a goth once. with the way he was howling on the ground and his head opened up i bet hes not going to be a doctor or a lawyer now. lol!

took an ambulance to get him away. what a faggot.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>132271
>>132270
Yeah, good trolling. Clearly you are making valid points which will infuriate me.

Well i better get on with my degree.
>> Anonymous
>>132276

Good luck trying to get a job in the real world, honey. I hear you are still an unemployed leech on society?
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>132285
Yes but thats mostly due to me being lazy and not getting my degree. Im not a leech on society because im paying tax and not drawing benifits.

learn to insult.
>> Anonymous
>>132287

So you don't work but you aren't a leech? LOL! That is so precious. You are clueless as well as lazy and worthless. You are a leech of the worst sort because you will make excuses and never even admit what a cretin you are.
>> Anonymous
Butterfly is a goth and a DJ? How does that work out in raves?
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>132362
Cyber/Neo Goth ftw!

>>132294
Yes because im still clearly not a registered student, not actually looking for a job whilst doing temp work to sustain myself. You go ahead, try digging upwards next time you could even impress me!
>> Anonymous
>>132372

You are easy to troll. R00fles!
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>132377
no, you would have had to upset me and made me scream at you to troll me. Being a retard with no argument presented as you did just shows you to be stupid.

Trolling is for smart people, i know you might have difficulty understanding that concept.
>> Anonymous
>>131511
Rodger's a name, not a verb. Faggot.
>> Anonymous
why the fuck do you guys even have this discussion? marines fucking suck, they can't shoot shit.

why the hell do you think we're losing the war in iraq
>> Anonymous
>>132382
You've never been roger'd then?
>> Anonymous
>>132380

You are wrong and you are retarded. You are easily trolled.

You simply don't know what trolling is and use your ignorance as a shield.