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Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
soup /p/ I finally got married on the 24th. Here's a completely crappy photo which doesn't do an ounce of justice to my wife's beauty, so tear it apart with your criticisms. Oh, and don't worry--she won't try to beat me up or break my camera because I'm not a little bitch.
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>> Anonyfag of Borneo !bHymOqU5YY
/r/ wedding pictars.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>103939
Those'll come in April when we have our on-the-beach wedding ceremony. All we did was turn in the paperwork to have our marriage officially recognized by the government.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
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>>103939
Here's the photo from the New Year's card that we're sending out to all of her friends and family. That's the best I can do for now. The top is faded out for the text that we put on the actual card.

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>> Anonymous
dental plan dental plan EJECT EJECT AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG

weeaboo
>> Anonymous
>>103934
Flat light, could've gone closer, a car and a red bar is growing out of her head.

She's pretty, though. :)
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>103944weeaboo

and proud
>> Anonymous
if anything, i would've told her to lay off sugary goodness like carbonated drinks. her chin is making her look fat, even though she's thin
>> Anonymous
Oh my God, teeth sets of both of you need to be redone. Marriage is a once-in-a-lifetime event, you want to look the prettiest :(

Anyway congrats on the marriage.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>103947
That's definitely the genes rather than her eating habits. She eats nothing but healthy foods and drinks water all varieties of tea constantly.
>> Anonymous
>>103949
>teas

There you go. Just tell her to drink more plain water and in 2 weeks the fat chin should be normal to her overall appearance.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
/r/ honeymoon pictars.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>103956
NO BOOBS FOR YOU.
>> Anonymous
i bet her pussy was tight
>> Anonymous
She's pretty only to you.

And you know what?

That's totally awesome. Kinda like the middle of Shallow Hal.

Anyway, japanese people seem to put corrective dentistry way low on their list of priorities in general...

And only white beta males actively go out east. I've seen/met an alpha white guy in China/Taiwan/Thailand/Philippines/Japan.

Congratulations!
>> Anonymous
your wife reminds me of a chick that i almost hit a few summers ago... oh, the memories.. OH, TEH HORROR!
>> Anonymous
all jap women are submissive

let all your tentacle porn rip her off mwahahaha
>> Anonymous
fuck the shit out of her like the way you browse /h/
>> Anonymous
Congratulations! You're a lucky man. I'm envious. :)
>> Anonymous
She looks like she has the down in the first pic lol
>> Anonymous
You're a lucky man.
>> Anonymous
Get out of the fucking road you cow
>> Anonymous
Congrats~
>> Anonymous
Why oh why did you post a photo of your new wife on 4chan? Are you insane? Surely you know that people are going to tear her apart, regardless of the way she looks.

That said, I'm quite envious of you, I hope you're happy together.
>> Anonymous
this is so horribly pathetic
>> OPFOR !8vKpfCqy8A
>>103934
Congratulations.
>> Anonymous
>>103945
>>103974
>>104003
>>104006
>>104031
>>104103
/p/, nothing but love and puppies,
>> Anonymous
>>103934
Congrats : ).
>> Anonymous
>>103934
You married a fucking asian? Are you blind or just retarded?
>> Anonymous
She'll look remarkably old by the time she hits 30 years old. And the pussy won't even feel as tight anymore.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>104228
How old does she look in the photo?
>> Anonymous
>>104397
mid-20s
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>104402
32. Thanks for playing, but I've got no consolation prize for you.
>> Anonymous
>>104228
>>104408
lol, pwned
>> Anonymous
>>104408

Not even a cookie? ;_;

But you know, that's a bit odd for a Japanese woman. Most of them get married in their mid-20s.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>104412
No, most of them in city are married in the late 20s and early 30s. In the country, they marry sooner.
>> Anonymous
>>104402
you don't know the age rule for asian women, do you? take how old they look, and add 5 years. it works.

although with that formula, I'd say his wife looks 35. (enjoy the imminent insanity, lol)
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>103934
Did anyone get the "because I'm not a little bitch" joke? I thought it was funny ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>104423

Does it have something to do with a Canon bridge camera?
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>104425
Nah, that other guy on /p/ who was being a little bitch and getting beat up by his girlfriend over taking a picture.
>> Anonymous
>>104427

yeah, that's the one I was talking about. Swivel LCD-ripping action ftw.
>> Anonyfag of Borneo !bHymOqU5YY
>>104427
I sure did.
>> Anonymous
WHERE'S THE BOOBS YOU FUC-ahem

I kindly request illustrated copies of your wife's unnoticeable yet alluring pair of bosoms in vivid colour.
>> Anonymous
lol
>> Anonymous
God damn asians are ugly.
>> Anonymous
>>103942
congr-

LOL WAT
>> Anonymous
>>104432
Epic thread it was.
>> Anonymous
>>104959
was a video ever posted?
>> Anonymous
>>103942
>>103934

she's fat and looks like she has the down
>> Anonyfag of Borneo !bHymOqU5YY
>>104968
There was.
>> Macheath !8b4g0BkNZg
>>104968

looks like he took down the video :(
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
<3 /p/
>> Anonymous
>>104981
>>104968

I missed it?

Tell me some lovely /p/erson has a copy. I'll post nudes of !SDPEsPMnww's wife.
>> Sicko !L3HRY/miC.
>>104981

Aww shame. That video was quite amazing.
>> OPFOR !8vKpfCqy8A
That thread was epic. I really don't feel bad for slim at all.
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
>>105064
lolololololololol

I have nudes but I'm not sharing them :-p
>> Anonymous
>>105099
Will you share them for a what.cd invite?
>> slim !yE5LOsLjxQ
i am a legend. i will be forever remembered on 4 separate 4chan boards. it was hard to finally conquer /p/ but i did it.
>> Anonymous
very cute and congrats.
>> Anonymous
>>105113

I can remember you if I were to have a video.
>> Jeremo !iKGMr61IHM
>>105113

And all you had to do was lose your dignity and emasculate yourself.

I kid dude.

Which other boards did you post the video on? and what does your mean-ass girlfriend think of this?
>> Anonymous
>>105113
You have more boards to conquer. Get to work.