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ilkore !!rybbb5OcRVp
so, what was your worst photography job/experience..

photographing dildos was fun...at any one time, there was around 15 dildos in my room... it made the whole house smell like latex.
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>> ilkore !!rybbb5OcRVp
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>> Anonymous
don't lie
>> M?e?e?s?e??? !iZn5BCIpug
/p/-fags
>> Project !dashI8UpO.
Meh all I've got was trying to deal with available shitty light while I didn't have my flash.
>> Anonymous
lol ilkore, did you seriously have that job?
>> ilkore !!rybbb5OcRVp
>>281742
yup! but, only for a couple of months. we ended up having a rescission of the contract.
>> Anonymous
Yeah right. THAT'S the reason you have dildos everywhere.
>> Anonymous
let me guess. the dildos started disappearing
>> ilkore !!rybbb5OcRVp
it was definitely the weirdest job interview ive ever had. it was like any other corporate interview... with 2 girls and 3 guys nicely dressed, all around a conference room table, asking questions that you would hear at any other job interview.. but, they were holding brightly colored dildos...
>> Anonymous
>>281753
That sounds amusing. Sounds like a test to see if you could handle it (no pun intended). Were they in a jesting mood, or... dead serious... with a bunch of dildos?
>> ilkore !!rybbb5OcRVp
>>281751
actually one of them did!! but i swear i didn't take it, and i don't know who did!

there was a couple of the dildos came out of the box looking like they had been "handled" before.
>> ilkore !!rybbb5OcRVp
>>281755
lol they were somewhat serious... they were being as serious as a person can be, while holding a dildo.
>> Anonymous
>they were being as serious as a person can be, while holding a dildo.

The kind of quote from an interview that haunts you to your grave.
>> Vincent !!8LCSE0Zp1mL
lol, that would be a bit strange / akward at first. Later on it probably wouldn't even phase you.

Off topic, ilkore, do you use polarized light when shooting your oil and water shots, and some of your other macro stuff?
>> Picfag !!Yy1xX1lyHnG
I had a model call my makeup artist a dried up old cunt.
I fired her on the spot.
>> Anonymous
>>282017

I don't blame you. No one wants a dried up old cunt as a make up artist. Or in any other situation for that matter.
>> Anonymous
>>282018
I laughed a little bit
>> Anonymous
>>281914
Vincent, I dont think he does unless he's shooting with daylight, or if he's polarizing his light source. He probably isn't.
>> Picfag !!Yy1xX1lyHnG
>>282018
Too bad you're not as funny as you think you are.
I fired the model Einstein.
>> Anonymous
Shooting surgical equipment. USED surgical equipment.
>> Anonymous
I've had to sit through a couple high school plays.

Normally when I do high school crap it can be shot in less than an hour, if that, but with a play, you kinda gotta sit through the entire thing..
>> NatureGuy !se3A3TwzdY
How do you even find a job as awesomely funny as that.
>> Anonymous
>>282660
I wish my job was taking pictures of dildos...
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>>281914
like what you see with microscopes? lol no, nothing anywhere near as elaborate as that! i just use clamp lights and an off camera flash, with homemade diffusers.

photo is of my trashed room, full of dildos... plus my light-tent, and clamp lights.
>> Einta !!MWv3ICYobCM
>>281735
... Good quality dildos shouldn't make the room smell like latex at all...so eww.

Silicone ftw.

Also, one down from top-right: Best...device...ever.
>> Anonymous
>>283246
Grody. People shouldn't know these things.
>> Project !dashI8UpO.
>>283244
You have an awesome room.
>> nokin !ozOtJW9BFA
>>284550
lonely girls need loving too, even if it is manufactured.
>> Anonymous
>>283244
Dude, that rabbit vibrator RULES!

Just FYI
>> WAT !nVJNSQ84uY
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