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Anonymous
so anyway running outside, i forgot to grab my keys and got locked out of my house. just as i was noticing this sad fact i was hit in the head by a flying sunday newpaper that knocked me over and slammed my head into the concrete front steps of my house. by the time my body was found three hours later i had nearly bled to death. my six year old daughter, who had just come outside wanting the funnies is now scarred for life.
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