soup /p/ I finally got married on the 24th. Here's a completely crappy photo which doesn't do an ounce of justice to my wife's beauty, so tear it apart with your criticisms. Oh, and don't worry--she won't try to beat me up or break my camera because I'm not a little bitch.EXIF data available. Clickhereto show/hide.Camera-Specific Properties:Equipment MakeCanonCamera ModelCanon EOS 30DPhotographerTimothy MasonMaximum Lens Aperturef/4.0Image-Specific Properties:Horizontal Resolution240 dpiVertical Resolution240 dpiImage Created2007:12:25 22:57:28Exposure Time1/500 secF-Numberf/5.6Exposure ProgramManualISO Speed Rating400Lens Aperturef/5.6Exposure Bias0 EVMetering ModeSpotFlashNo Flash, CompulsoryFocal Length41.00 mmRenderingNormalExposure ModeManualWhite BalanceAutoScene Capture TypeStandard
/r/ wedding pictars.
>>103939Those'll come in April when we have our on-the-beach wedding ceremony. All we did was turn in the paperwork to have our marriage officially recognized by the government.
>>103939Here's the photo from the New Year's card that we're sending out to all of her friends and family. That's the best I can do for now. The top is faded out for the text that we put on the actual card.Camera-Specific Properties:Camera SoftwareAdobe Photoshop CS2 WindowsPhotographerTimothy MasonImage-Specific Properties:Image OrientationTop, Left-HandHorizontal Resolution300 dpiVertical Resolution300 dpiImage Created2007:12:25 23:11:14Color Space InformationUncalibratedImage Width562Image Height800
dental plan dental plan EJECT EJECT AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGweeaboo
>>103934Flat light, could've gone closer, a car and a red bar is growing out of her head.She's pretty, though. :)
>>103944weeabooand proud
if anything, i would've told her to lay off sugary goodness like carbonated drinks. her chin is making her look fat, even though she's thin
Oh my God, teeth sets of both of you need to be redone. Marriage is a once-in-a-lifetime event, you want to look the prettiest :(Anyway congrats on the marriage.
>>103947That's definitely the genes rather than her eating habits. She eats nothing but healthy foods and drinks water all varieties of tea constantly.
>>103949>teasThere you go. Just tell her to drink more plain water and in 2 weeks the fat chin should be normal to her overall appearance.
/r/ honeymoon pictars.
>>103956NO BOOBS FOR YOU.
i bet her pussy was tight
She's pretty only to you.And you know what?That's totally awesome. Kinda like the middle of Shallow Hal.Anyway, japanese people seem to put corrective dentistry way low on their list of priorities in general...And only white beta males actively go out east. I've seen/met an alpha white guy in China/Taiwan/Thailand/Philippines/Japan.Congratulations!
your wife reminds me of a chick that i almost hit a few summers ago... oh, the memories.. OH, TEH HORROR!
all jap women are submissivelet all your tentacle porn rip her off mwahahaha
fuck the shit out of her like the way you browse /h/
Congratulations! You're a lucky man. I'm envious. :)
She looks like she has the down in the first pic lol
You're a lucky man.
Get out of the fucking road you cow
Congrats~
Why oh why did you post a photo of your new wife on 4chan? Are you insane? Surely you know that people are going to tear her apart, regardless of the way she looks.That said, I'm quite envious of you, I hope you're happy together.
this is so horribly pathetic
>>103934Congratulations.
>>103945>>103974>>104003>>104006>>104031>>104103/p/, nothing but love and puppies,
>>103934Congrats : ).
>>103934You married a fucking asian? Are you blind or just retarded?
She'll look remarkably old by the time she hits 30 years old. And the pussy won't even feel as tight anymore.
>>104228How old does she look in the photo?
>>104397mid-20s
>>10440232. Thanks for playing, but I've got no consolation prize for you.
>>104228>>104408lol, pwned
>>104408Not even a cookie? ;_;But you know, that's a bit odd for a Japanese woman. Most of them get married in their mid-20s.
>>104412No, most of them in city are married in the late 20s and early 30s. In the country, they marry sooner.
>>104402you don't know the age rule for asian women, do you? take how old they look, and add 5 years. it works.although with that formula, I'd say his wife looks 35. (enjoy the imminent insanity, lol)
>>103934Did anyone get the "because I'm not a little bitch" joke? I thought it was funny ;_;
>>104423Does it have something to do with a Canon bridge camera?
>>104425Nah, that other guy on /p/ who was being a little bitch and getting beat up by his girlfriend over taking a picture.
>>104427yeah, that's the one I was talking about. Swivel LCD-ripping action ftw.
>>104427I sure did.
WHERE'S THE BOOBS YOU FUC-ahemI kindly request illustrated copies of your wife's unnoticeable yet alluring pair of bosoms in vivid colour.
lol
God damn asians are ugly.
>>103942congr-LOL WAT
>>104432Epic thread it was.
>>104959was a video ever posted?
>>103942>>103934she's fat and looks like she has the down
>>104968There was.
>>104968looks like he took down the video :(
<3 /p/
>>104981>>104968I missed it?Tell me some lovely /p/erson has a copy. I'll post nudes of !SDPEsPMnww's wife.
>>104981Aww shame. That video was quite amazing.
That thread was epic. I really don't feel bad for slim at all.
>>105064lololololololololI have nudes but I'm not sharing them :-p
>>105099Will you share them for a what.cd invite?
i am a legend. i will be forever remembered on 4 separate 4chan boards. it was hard to finally conquer /p/ but i did it.
very cute and congrats.
>>105113I can remember you if I were to have a video.
>>105113And all you had to do was lose your dignity and emasculate yourself.I kid dude.Which other boards did you post the video on? and what does your mean-ass girlfriend think of this?
>>105113You have more boards to conquer. Get to work.