So what does /p/ think of me and my camera?EXIF data available. Clickhereto show/hide.Camera-Specific Properties:Equipment MakeCanonCamera ModelCanon EOS 30DCamera SoftwareAdobe Photoshop 7.0Image-Specific Properties:Image OrientationTop, Left-HandHorizontal Resolution72 dpiVertical Resolution72 dpiImage Created2008:06:04 01:25:14Exposure Time1/125 secF-Numberf/11.0Exposure ProgramManualISO Speed Rating200Lens Aperturef/11.0Exposure Bias0 EVMetering ModePartialFlashNo Flash, CompulsoryFocal Length44.00 mmColor Space InformationsRGBImage Width500Image Height750RenderingNormalExposure ModeManualWhite BalanceAutoScene Capture TypeStandard
you look like the kind of person who used to enjoy photography, now you just do it for the money and don't get anything out of it for yourself.
I think this is not you.
>>196467think=hope
faded jeans + screenprinted "ironic" t-shirt + "vintage" styled jacket + large expensive zoom?You're a poser
>>196466.. so to make up for this lack of self-satisfaction, you go home to your upmarket london apartment and knock one out whilst browsing on /s/
>>196466Actually I really enjoy photography. I do not do it for the money. I actually do not get paid that much. I love taking pictures. For you to just come out and say that, that just proves how much of an idiot you are. The outfit was just for a business card. I only wear that to fancy photo shoots. Do not judge a book by its cover. You are (Hopefully) a photographer and you should know that.
>>196469ding ding dingWe have a winrar.>>196472If that's your idea of dressing up...
>>196470Haha, London? Don't make me fucking laugh. I am an Aussie and proud. I have a girlfriend and do not need to "knock one out".>>196469As for you, DO NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. I actually dislike those sort of clothes. I prefer daggy clothing. Also for the zoom. I like to shoot in close. My boss takes care of the large group photos.
>>196474daggyAustralian origin.adj. not stylish, out of fashion, not trendy, not cool, untidy, unclean, not neat.v. to have no style.If that's correct, then congratulations, you got your style through in your picture.
>>196469Also I am not a fucking poser, I fucking hate posers.>>196473And as for you, look. I have stated I would rather wear other clothes.
>>196475Why thank you kind sir.InB4Sarcasm
don't listen to these kids. they think they know your whole life story just by looking at one photo.
>>196478That would be in during sarcasm, but nice try.
That doesn't look like a poser to me, frankly
>>196475Haddock. I see you are just jealous of my success. You probably haven't even got a half decent camera or lens. Seriously, if this was not the internet, you would of had the fuck beaten out of you.
You see billy, this is why we don't post pictures of ourselves on the internet.
>>196482Your 'success?' And what, pray tell, is that?
>>196479>>196481These people are not jealous of me.
10/10
>>196484I have gotten a great looking girlfriend during my time as a photographer, I have found a job that suits me perfectly, I love the arts and have found a new medium to work with and love it. I have learned many new things and am on my way to becoming a great photographer. So get used to this face faggots. You are going to see a lot more of it.
>>196465>So what does /p/ think of me and my camera?>what does /p/ think of me^ you asked for it
Is this /fa/ now?
>>196492Just like your MOM asked for it! olokokoololol
>>196496I must admit. I lol'ed.
>>196496To bad you couldn't give it to her; Aye buddy..
>>196490This is my favorite troll.
>>196500A troll say you? You must be fucking stupid son. Talk to me on MSN fucker and well sort this shit out.captain_hobo@hotmail.comCome on dude.
I don't like, but I love your camera.
>>196503Why thanks. I like anon, but hey...
>>196504Do you take pictures with it? Your just zoom on the Ausi-loli?
>>196505A bit of both I guess.
>>196472In the photo/movie busniess. You are judged like a cover of a book.Also, less photoshit on the face.
should of worn camos, a yellow and gray striped jumper and niles if you wanted to look "daggy"..its called "new york" style, or "the only shit i could find that didnt smell like sweat and vomit".
>>196514HAHAHAHA, I fucking loled.
>CHECK THIS OUT GUISEhttp://rancid.outwar.com/page/120177
This is you.<- This is your personal work.Haddock says:what kind of stuff do you shoot personally?Captain Hobo says:Well I love shooting animals and flowers.Captain Hobo says:Just inaminate objects.Captain Hobo says:They tend to to move as much.Captain Hobo says:But yeah, I like to photograph animals like dogs and cats. And flowers too.Captain Hobo says:Hell no. I have been on the net for about 5 years.Captain Hobo says:I have been on 4chan for about a year and a half. I mainly go for the funny pictures andmemes on /b/.Camera-Specific Properties:Equipment MakeCanonCamera ModelCanon EOS 350D DIGITALLens Size70.00 - 200.00 mmFirmware VersionFirmware 1.0.3Owner NameunknownSerial Number1630726997Image-Specific Properties:Image OrientationTop, Left-HandHorizontal Resolution72 dpiVertical Resolution72 dpiImage Created2008:04:12 12:47:16White Point Chromaticity0.3Exposure Time1/320 secF-Numberf/2.8Exposure ProgramManualISO Speed Rating200Lens Aperturef/2.8Exposure Bias0 EVFlashNo Flash, CompulsoryFocal Length160.00 mmColor Space InformationUncalibratedImage Width3456Image Height2304RenderingNormalExposure ModeManualScene Capture TypeStandardExposure ModeManualFocus TypeAutoMetering ModeEvaluativeSharpnessNormalSaturationHighContrastLowShooting ModeManualImage SizeLargeFocus ModeManualDrive ModeSingleFlash ModeOffCompression SettingFineMacro ModeNormalWhite BalanceCustomExposure Compensation3Sensor ISO Speed192Camera Actuations1804271818Color Matrix0
>>196535That is just a muck around shot dude. And you know it.
>>196535
OP is like one of the best trolls since butterfag started trolling. this man is made of win. (or fail, whichever way you look at it.)
'Grats OP, you got me.Well done.
/p/ = too easy to troll
>>196541Hey, i have consistancy.
>>196557But I am more comitted.
Fuck yes.PRO 4 LYFE!!!
>>196568how do i shot planes?
>>196514There, you are now FASHION.Camera-Specific Properties:Equipment MakeCanonCamera ModelCanon EOS 30DCamera SoftwareAdobe Photoshop CS2 WindowsImage-Specific Properties:Image OrientationTop, Left-HandHorizontal Resolution72 dpiVertical Resolution72 dpiImage Created2008:06:03 18:24:28Exposure Time1/125 secF-Numberf/11.0Exposure ProgramManualISO Speed Rating200Lens Aperturef/11.0Exposure Bias0 EVMetering ModePartialFlashNo Flash, CompulsoryFocal Length44.00 mmColor Space InformationsRGBImage Width500Image Height684RenderingNormalExposure ModeManualWhite BalanceAutoScene Capture TypeStandard
>>196567You dont remember the old days then.This photog is missing COMBAT EVERYTHING to hold the rest of his gear in, i wont belive he's a pro until i see him in a jacket that can take _EVERYTHING_ in the canon lineup at once.
You know what? I'm different than al lyou guysz. I'm a great photographer, unlike you shits. Here is a sample of my work.
>>196696damn /p/, looks like hes beat you
I THINK, YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK AND BUY THIS WHITE COFFEE CUP TO COMPENSATE THE SIZE!!!buy and olympus pancake instead.
>>196696I give up on photography, this kid is just too good. I might as well just sell my gear now since i'll never compare to his talent.
>>196696Oooh youre into HDR too? Check out my latest shot.
>>196752looks like a video game...
>>196752Nice shot. I love HDR. Where is that?
>>196762It's at the lost coast.
>>196765I visited that place last summer, it was kinda cool.
I went there back in 2005, didn't take any photos though.
>>196772Make sure to visit the monestary.
>>196752Lol did Hobo give up? haha I wake up to a /p/ chock-full of troll. delicious way to wake up.Also, that HDR, how many exposures? I imagine it would have been a bitch to capture and match up the elements. seeing as how there's water.
>>196799>>196799I'm confused now... do people think it's actually a photo?
>>196799Delightful troll.10/10http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-Life_2:_Lost_Coast
>>196799If you liked that, check out this HDR with softening I did up in Wales. Shit was SO rendered.
>>196862Wales FTW
>>196574Camera-Specific Properties:Equipment MakeCanonCamera ModelCanon EOS 30DCamera SoftwareAdobe Photoshop CS3 MacintoshImage-Specific Properties:Image OrientationTop, Left-HandHorizontal Resolution72 dpiVertical Resolution72 dpiImage Created2008:06:04 00:50:42Exposure Time1/125 secF-Numberf/11.0Exposure ProgramManualISO Speed Rating200Lens Aperturef/11.0Exposure Bias0 EVMetering ModePartialFlashNo Flash, CompulsoryFocal Length44.00 mmColor Space InformationsRGBImage Width500Image Height750RenderingNormalExposure ModeManualWhite BalanceAutoScene Capture TypeStandard
>>196862Wow, I never knew Wales was this beautiful
>>196877It is if they have a good enough PC to run Oblivion.
OP's a fag.
>>196908I'd suck his dick.
>>196911You mean his moms.
>>196922I'd suck any mom's dick.
HEY LOOK I CAN POST A PICTURE OF ME WITH A CAMERA LOLOLOLOLMyspace is that way - - - - - - - - >
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>>196856that, coming from butterfly = win.my first 10/10.
>>197041that's not the real butterfly you idiot
>>197042oh lawd. Which are the real trips? can't seem to tell now. X_X
>>197043Butterfly is Butterfly !xlgRMYva6sMine is ^^^
>>197051Correct.Someone should post the list of correct trips again.
>>197052I would but I'm lazy and I've grown rather fond of our new sage-clone overlords.
>>197053This is correct martin btw. someones posing as me aswell -.-I can prove this is me by posting um..A gig photo I took a month or two ago. :)Camera-Specific Properties:Equipment MakeNIKON CORPORATIONCamera ModelNIKON D80Camera SoftwareAdobe Photoshop CS3 WindowsFocal Length (35mm Equiv)78 mmMaximum Lens Aperturef/4.9Sensing MethodOne-Chip Color AreaColor Filter Array Pattern830Image-Specific Properties:Image OrientationTop, Left-HandHorizontal Resolution300 dpiVertical Resolution300 dpiImage Created2008:05:05 20:53:56RenderingNormalExposure ModeManualWhite BalanceAutoScene Capture TypeStandardGain ControlLow Gain UpContrastHardSaturationHighSharpnessHardSubject Distance RangeUnknownExposure Time1/125 secF-Numberf/5.0Exposure ProgramManualISO Speed Rating500Exposure Bias0 EVMetering ModePatternLight SourceUnknownFlashNo FlashFocal Length52.00 mmColor Space InformationsRGBImage Width412Image Height610
>>197079Yeah, only Martin would take a photo that shitty.
>>197083:D thankyou kind anon - nice to see your filling this imageboard up with your glorious photos too!