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Elizabeth Treadway
ok this is the right one! is my model/picture good?
>> Anonymous
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>> BlackAdder !!bSWRwu/NqzQ
/thread.

You've jinxed this one before it began.
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
Ug. Model has potential, but you've seriously failed here.
1. Double chin. Work on your camera angle. Not sure how bad she is--even thin girls get a double chin if you have 'em pull back like this girl--but you may have to go all the way to a MySpacey fat girl angle shot.
2. Yellow teeth. Needs postprocessing or a few months of whitening toothpaste, your preference.
3. Dark circles under her eyes. Have her get more sleep, get a reflector to throw some more light up there, and 'shop away what's left.
4. Don't post the full 5 megapixel version. When I zoom in, I see mustache. I don't want to see any mustache other than my own, thanks.
5. My instinct is to follow her eyes. When I do, I see... nothing. You need a better setting.
6. I'm guessing from the filename (liz_smilecloseup) and the way you've chosen to namefag yourself (Elizabeth Treadway) that you're the model. So:
6a. Don't take the photo at arms length. Myspace is not something you want to emulate. Get a tripod and set your self-timer.
6b. Tits or GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>>94407

Thread delivers. You've been caught pulling a Myspace, lol.
>> Elizabeth Treadway
hey! that's mean! but I'll take it into consideration. I'm looking for someone though who can...help...
>> Anonymous
>>94453

Try weightwatchers.
>> Elizabeth Treadway
i didn't mean that kind of help...the other kind of help...lol can you teach me how to take pics?
>> Anonymous
>>94458

No. Go back to myspace or deviantart, fatty.
>> elf_man !fBgo7jDjms
>>94458
Good place to start would be to follow ac's post.
Otherwise, get on flickr or something and browse portraits. Find stuff you like, take more pictures, and get feedback.
>> Elizabeth Treadway
what's the site address?
>> Anonymous
>>94467

meet

>>94468

Now go off and get married.
>> Anonymous
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If the OP is the one in the picture then who is the one holding the camera reflected in her eyes?

Well done on taking a myspace photo without asking her to hold the camera at arm's length!
>> Elizabeth Treadway
that's my boyfriend
>> Anonymous
>>94482

Anyone else thinking we're getting trolled? All of 4chan is burning, /p/ isn't an exception. Especially with the email being used in every post, I've got to assume some crafty Anon wants us to troll the email / person.
>> Elizabeth Treadway
no trolling at all.
>> Anonymous
>>94484

Anon is most likely correct. This stinks of a ruse to gather a personal army. GTFO.
>> Anonymous
Ew.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
wow, /p/'s feeling vicious tonight, then again the OP IS posting her email... hmm.
>> Anonymous
>>94497

Not only that, but at first the OP claimed that it was a "model" and their photo and then admits it's the "boyfriend" in the eye taking the picture in the first place. Things don't match up.

This is an attempt to get people to flame the email address that is put in each time. This is a sneaky way of getting people to troll that email address or that girl.
>> Anonymous
>>94499
or perhaps the OP just didnt want people to make fun of her because she's ugly
>> Elizabeth Treadway
there is no troll. you guys are paranoid. i am the op i'm just a ditz
>> Anonymous
>>94501

troll troll is troooolllll.
>> Anonymous
i saw this pic in /b/ earlier.
fail troll is fail
>> elf_man !fBgo7jDjms
>>94501
fail

admittedly, girls get ripped apart on here for slight physical flasws, seems reasonable she might have just wanted to distance herself from personal comments.
>> Anonymous
>>94472
Goddamnit, getting all CSI up in here.
>> Anonymous
>>94513

Fuck yeah! CSI for the win. It's also a nice example of how much detail these cameras can capture now.
>> Elizabeth Treadway
there's no need for CSI it's all real
>> Anonymous
>>94911

Oh, go away. You're boring now.
>> Anonymous
>>94490
Who comes to /p/ for a personal army?
>> Anonymous
>>94924

Rejects from /b/ and life in general.
>> Elizabeth Treadway
Yeah, i'm a reject. I'm fat, i like to fuck all of my friends except for one, and i like to lie alot. i have 36D bra, a nice ass, and a peachy mound of flesh between my legs
>> Anonymous !SDPEsPMnww
shit sux. GTFO.
>> Elizabeth Treadway
no i dont
>> sage sage
sage in every field
>> SAGE SAGE
>>94955

double the sage! double the fun!
>> Elizabeth Treadway
i am fun!
>> Elizabeth Treadway
you guys aren't fun...i'm mad now. *pout* I'm gonna go and vent out on my friend with my overbite teeth
>> ac !!VPzQAxYPAMA
>>94944
Pics or it didn't happen.
>> Anonymous
Also, lol @ her ladystache
>> sage sage
sage 1 2 3 4
>> Anonymous
I would tap eku over her.
>> Elizabeth Treadway
what's eku?
>> Anonymous
>>95318

>>95220
^an eku has appeared.

Also, /p/ isn't for mindless chatting. It's for photography discussion. I suggest that you lurk moar because you reek of newfaggotry.
>> Elizabeth Treadway
i'm not a newfag
>> Elizabeth Treadway
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i'm not a newfag

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