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What do you think? Edited and taken by me.
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>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
>>300555
That D50 would be crying if it could
>> Anonymous
>>300555

This image is the epitome of digital photography. In all my years of using a camera, and taking photographs, I have never seen anything as good as this. Happily, I can die now, since there will never be another photo that will be better than this.

I love how you've ignored the rule of thirds and bravely placed the Starbuck's logo right in the middle. This shows true foresight and demonstrates that your zen style is truly transcendent.

Also, many might doubt the need for a large light source like the lamps in the bottom corner, but they'd be wrong. You've produced a wonderful counterpoint to the Starbuck's logo with your expeditious use of an additional lighting source with the lamp.

After I submit this comment, I will sell my cameras on eBay, and proceed to buy a D50 just like yours, and then I will go and make it my mission to photograph Starbuck's logos and produce photos like this because that is what photography is all about.

The only thing I'd change about the whole photo is that there isn't any HDR, but you can fix that next time.

Excellent work. You need no longer come to /p/ since you're at the top of your game. Go take more photos, but if you do the pressure might get to be too much, because how can you ever top this masterpiece. I'm asking you, seriously, how can any of us?
>> Anonymous
>>300653
>I love how you've ignored the rule of thirds and bravely placed the Starbuck's logo right in the middle.
>placed the Starbuck's logo right in the middle.
>right in the middle.
>the middle.
>middle.

Way to not be able to tell where the middle of the photo is you arrogant jackass.
>> Anonymous
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>>300662

lol wut
>> Anonymous
>>300653

I now feel closer to god. Thank you.
>> Anonymous
>>300662

Oh great Starbuck's logo photographer! Your eye is far superior to mine, and I did not accurately measure the centre of the image. The logo is clearly off-centre making this image even more transcendent.

If I were you, I would submit it to your nearest gallery, where millions will pay top dollar to come and look at your visionary ability.

Some will crawl over broken glass (made of their inferior cameras) to be able to cast their eyes on this wonderful work.
>> Anonymous
>>300653

He is right you know he did take a few classes in photography i thought you meant thirds as in focusing the depth of field with the subject not where the subject should be i think in this case if the subject was anywhere else there would be to much negative space unless another subject is entered into the exposure
>> Anonymous
Somebody got pwn'd.
>> Anonymous
>>300668

run on sentence runs on
>> Anonymous
Sarcasm = What fills the space where intelligence should be.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
Grande tripple shot whole milk extra hot.

Normally either a chocolate shortbread or a muffin.
>> Anonymous
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>>300664
Correct, moron, it's just off-center.
If you can't see that then you're too blind for photography.

>>300667
I'm not the OP and I think the photo is shit, but you are a goddamn faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>300680

I'm too hurt to reply to your comments. All I tried to do was encourage this budding photographer with some encouraging comments, and all that happens is I get called names.

It's very disappointing, and not at all what I expected from 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>300676
you're one of those annoying people who order $5 coffee drinks that take forever to make when in front of me when all I'm trying to get is a fargin cup of coffee on the way to work/class.
>> Anonymous
>>300653
>>300667
Posts like this make me regret being even remotely interested in photography.
>> Anonymous
>>300692
>Posts like this make me regret being even remotely interested in photography.
Seriously.
It's one thing to say that the OP's photo sucks and then explain why it sucks. I don't give a shit about people being mean in their critiques, but HOLY FUCK that guy is a self-aggrandizing faggot of the highest degree.

$20 says he's some dipshit high school kid who thinks that taking an honors class or two makes him big shit, and who thinks he's funny as hell because his English teacher likes his writing.


>>300667
>>300653
PROTIP: Your writing style is gay, pathetic, over-used, and hackneyed. There is ONE person who can get away with this kind of shit, and that's Seanbaby. And Seanbaby is a fucking horrible writer whose fanbase consists primarily of high school aged retards and overweight virgins.
>> Anonymous
>>300696

So, almost everyone says that this photo is terrible. But what you take offense at is that 300653 had some fun at his expense? And then you critique the writing style of the comment.

"It's a shit photo" is a fair comment, but I'd rather read:
>>300653
>> Anonymous
p is just an upside down b.

>>300653
>> Shu
>>300696

I don't know if that fool Seanbaby has toned down his drivel since bending down and taking it up the arse from corporate sites for his money, but a lot of his earlier trash showed how much of an ignorant racist motherfucker he is.

But as you mentioned, only someone with an undeveloped sense of taste, or a moron would waste their time reading his shit.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>300688
Well no the staff know me and get the whole milk out as soon as they see me so i dont cause any disruption. Whats more I also know what I'll be drinking that day (every day) so i can order it in one second and not require another 5min staring at the menu (its all coffee bitches) before ordering.

Sometimes my drink is already made when I get to the till so you dont have to wait at all!

Photo is horribly shitsucks, sometime I'll take the photo i've been meaning too in my starbucks and you'll enjoy the irony.
>> Anonymous
ITT: /p/ tries it's hand at trolling
>> Anonymous
>>300720
>>300676
But while she's standing there you can stare at her ass.

>>300716
> but a lot of his earlier trash showed how much of an ignorant racist motherfucker he is.

This is relevant to my interests.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>300739
How'd you see my ass through my record bag and full length coat?

You could stare at my headphones or something
>> Anonymous
>>300743
With my shameful imagination.
>> fence !!POey2hdozCZ
>>300749

itt newfags don't know that butterfly is a guy.

also, this photo is no good.
>> Butterfly !xlgRMYva6s
>>300756
You're only saying that cause you'd be staring at my ass either way :3

And yes, but I'm way more important than some shitty photo.
>> Anonymous
>>300668
wat
>> Anonymous
Horrible