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Photos!

Remember, feel free to take a giant shit on me, but please, use the appropriate vessel.
>>227163
>> Anonymous
LOOK OUT!!!

that light tower is falling over..
>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
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>> Anonymous
>>228738
That is a mighty fine looking light tower. I bet it would look great if it didn't have that distracting thing in the photo
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>>228738
Dude, get me a T/S PC lens and I'll make every fuckin thing stand up straight.

You over there! Quit slouching.
>> Anonymous
>>228739

LOOK OUT!!!!

he's gone mad with photochop eraser on the background layer.
>> Anonymous
>>228739
you should mow that bokeh. i mean lawn
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>>228740
>>228738
Tower has a posse. More tower due to popular demand. Also, RAEPRAEPRAEP
>> Anonymous
>>228745
better. Feels like bloom though.

I like to keep my v and p separate. Like macaroni and corn
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shorty wanna fuck, bottles in da club
>> Anonymous
>>228745
LOOK OUT!!

call police, black man is raping girl.
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>>228748
Def some gears of war shit going on there. OH GOD BLOOM.

Cool side effect of using the lens wide open though, no photoshop trickery involved.

Suddenly, businessmen! Hundreds of them!
>> Anonymous
>>228752
BAD COMPOSITION!!!

focus on cleavage
>> Anonymous
>>228752
businesswoman doesn't feel right. get rid of her, or put her in better focus additionally to the man you focused on originally
>> Depressed Cheesecake !wFh1Fw9wBU
no exif. smart. anyway, all are pretty boring, to be honest.>>228745
looks like it has a few blown highlights?

>>228752
lawdy, sum istock?
>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
>>228762
You found the blown highlights! That's like fuckin Waldo, dude.

The whole thing was pretty overexposed, the cheeks were the only things I couldn't save.

Heh... I was thinking as I shot that meeting, "lol iStockphoto". Then I stubbed my toe on purpose and swore never to think such horrible thoughts ever again.
>> Anonymous
Out of these, the OP is the best and pretty good, but all the pictures from 'AMSND' on your Flickr and not on here are better.

Actually, I've thought for a while that's your only big weakness as a photographer, judging from what you post here: editing. I'm actually in the habit of heading over to your Flickr whenever you post a thread to see the best stuff.

Also captions when you post to /p/ would help a lot. "Pictures from a performance of 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'" are a lot better than "Random people in funky costumes on a stage."

From the office stuff on your Flickr, "Conference Room" and "Jason and Patrick" are the best.
>> Anonymous
Well at least it's NOT more pretentious black and white stuff.
>> thefamilyman !!rTVzm2BgTOa
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>>get me a T/S PC lens
you only need the S part, not the T.
PC-Nikkors can be found for cheap.

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>> heavyweather !4AIf7oXcbA
One is definitely on my list, but I've got other lenses to get first. My 28 arrives today, after that... 20, 105, 180.
>> Anonymous
I want a 135mm.