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Name !coCKBIG.Z.
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a fair princess by the name of Kinae. Word spread betwixt young lads about this fæmne through traveling gossip and tales from carrier pigeons. Her kingdom was known as /i/reland, and on each night of the full moon, she would sneak away into the sky to be amongst others of her faery folk.

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>> Name !coCKBIG.Z.
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One day, while out amongst her fields, she met a strange man by the title of Namestradamus, busying himself with scrolls of old.

"Hark, good sir," she proclaimed, "I wish to know your business in my lands.".

"I am here," the man said quietly, " To eat lightning and crap thunder."

"Not in the house." Kinae replied.

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>> Anonymous
frosted butts
>> Name !coCKBIG.Z.
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As the days passed the two ran about together, gleefully indulging in Namestadamus's dark games, laughing merrily as hearts were broken in their wake. Then, one day, many suitors arrived in /i/reland to see and court our fair princess. Royal dukes, rickety old men, even lone bounty hunters with promises of gifts and feats of strength. They formed a line farther than the hills, each with their own pledge of love to Kinae, each turned down and back to their dark abodes.

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>> Name !coCKBIG.Z.
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She sat on the great rock, Namestradamus at her side, rolling his eyes during each profession of pathetic emotion, for he was not interested in these games. Days turned into nights, and the full moon came once more in the land, calling the girl towards it's magical presence.

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>> Kina !sexyPUTAS.
>>105029
Are you wearing pants? :V
>> Name !coCKBIG.Z.
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Abandoning the procession, she flew to the stars, and fell in love with one of the folk who make their homes there. Broken, the men began to turn away, but Namestradamus grabbed the nearest male and got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said,

"You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror! If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought 'Now forget it, yo home, to Bel Air!'

I pulled up to the house around seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo Homes, smell you later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel Air.

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>> happyfaceanon
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Then Namestradamus flew away cause he's kind of a cock.

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>> happyfaceanon
Aw, I was a bit too late. Oh well.
>> Anonymous
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Wow, Name, you're... kind of a creep.
>> Troy RULES !c9447qhKns
And this, fellow Anons and Tripfags, is why we should have crushes over the internet.
>> Name !coCKBIG.Z.
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It wasn't what I was going for at all, but I suppose one outcome is as good as another.

In an unrelated note: OLDSKOOL

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>> Anonymous
This thread is stupid.