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happyfaceanon
ITT Funny/weird happenings. Draw pictures to go along with them too.

Me and my roommate were just relaxing around the room tonight. I was listening to music with my noise canceling headphones on the computer facing away from him and he was watching the Office. I turned around to see what he was up to and he was still laying there. Then like an hour later I turned around again and he had set up a one man tent on his bed. It's covered in Dinosaurs and his right leg and arm were sticking out from underneath the tent. I have no idea where he got the tent, or why he did this, but it's pretty awesome.

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>> happyfaceanon
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I was trying to get a Twix tonight at a vending machine, but it wasn't working right. The Twix were fully stocked, and there was nothing wrong with the spiral dispenser unit. I pressed E5, and it said, "MAKE. ANOTHER. SELECTION" It flashed each word one at a time. It seemed so angry. I don't know why it wasn't letting me get a Twix...It's such a dick...

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>> Kina !sexyPUTAS.
>>103689
unhappyfaceanon? :[
>> happyfaceanon
>>103690
Only for a little bit. Shortly after I saw some freshman girls running around and laughing. So I chased after them and asked for a hug.
"GIVE ME A HUG!"
"AHHH, NOOO! WHY IS HE CHASING US?!"
It was for a short distance, but still fun.
>> Anonymous
>>103691
Lawl. I love you happyfaceanon.
>> Anonymous
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I had a friend I met in school, she was nice and all but kind of quiet

I went over to her house once for a party or something, and we were playing Sonic Adventure butts whatever it was (she picked) and while the other people were fixing the food she asked me if I liked Sonic, and before I could really answer beyond 'I haven't really played any of the ga-' she cut me off with 'I like Sonic. Alot.'

Later on in the night I went up to her room to get one of the movies I lent her, it was COVERED in Sonic...stuff. I was faintly horrified, and now we don't talk.

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>> Kina !sexyPUTAS.
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I came home from school yesterday to find this on my ceiling. I have a horrible brother.

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>> Anonymous
>>103691

There's a distinct difference between asking and demanding. And in this situation, there is also a very fine line between being demanding and being a pedophile.
>> Avatarfag !Omg/zoMg7.!!9/e
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I put the milk in the cupboard again. Why do I keep doing this over and over?

I mean the fridge is right there. I blame coffee for being so distractingly delicious.

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>> Jiff !ayMLpr/KpQ
>>103790
I have the same problem in a way, I make cereal, I come home later, the cereals in the fridge and milk is all smelly in pantry.
>> Rickz0r !AvrvnsSyog
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This happened awhile back.

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>> happyfaceanon
>>103787
Hah, true, it was more of a demand. However, it doesn't make me a pedophile as they are 18 and I am 19.
>> Parsley
>>103803

Mullet?....

Comb your shit, :D
>> Kina !sexyPUTAS.
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I was getting out of my car and this guy runs to his window and yells in a creepy voice "I like yoooooouuuuur haaaaaaiiirrrrrrrrrr." I have reason to believe he was one of you guys, but that would mean that you like my hair.

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>> Anonymous
>>103828
I like your hair.

Nothing fun happens here though.
>> Anonymous
>>103828

he mite have lied, darlin'.
>> Anonymous
>>103828

Hmmm...

I'll be on the look out for you so I can say creepy things to you.
>> happyfaceanon
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>>103774
I love you too. <3

>>103828
Haha, sounds creepy. Did you have sex with him?

Also, my story about scaring those girls reminded me of one from like 3-4 years ago when I was at the mall with a friend. This was back when he was really fat and I was really skinny and geeky looking (now we're awesome). Anyway, these two girls looked at us and started laughing. We were like, "Hmm, not cool. Lets follow them." So we started walking behind them. Eventually they turned around and noticed us following them so they started to powerwalk. We did so as well. Eventually they moved it up to a slight jog and went around a corner. We waited like 4 seconds then started to sprint as fast as we could around the corner. We saw them standing there waiting to see if we were gonna come around and we freaked them out. They were both like, "AHHHH OH MY GOD! LEAVE US ALONE!" and they ran outside.

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>> Anonymous
>>103828

Are your eyes different colours too?
>> Kina !sexyPUTAS.
>>103838
yase, contacts
>>103834
Don't I always?
>> happyfaceanon
>>103841
Hehe, yeah that's true. I shouldn't have to ask anymore.
>> Anonymous
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I remember that when I was perhaps 11 or so, me and my nine year old brother were going to Walmart. Probably to buy some of those cheap cookies.. On the way there, I had pushed my brother, and he fell. But, by the time we had approached Walmart, he was okay.
As we were walking through the parking lot, though, a man approached us. He claimed to have seen my brother fall, and asked if he was alright. We assured him that he was, and were ready to go on our way when the man began to PREACH about Jesus.
He asked us to talk to him, asked us about our religion, etc. We showed little interest, and went on. He continued following us, and asking us to stop, etc. it generally freaked us out.
Anyways, we finally got too creeped out and bolted for the Walmart. He followed for a while, but as soon as we were apparently inside, it seemed he gave up whatever crusade he was going for.

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>> Anonymous
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>>103803
>> Anonymous
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So one day I was cloud watching in the park while I waited for my girlfriend. While I was there, this friend from my highschool who I hadnt seen since we graduated a few years ago randomly comes up to me, says hi, and lays down next to me, points out that one of the clouds looked like a woman with huge tits and a baby, and then he just left. and I lold when I could see it. Havnt seen him since.

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>> Anonymous
>>103828
That was me. Sorry if I freaked you out.
>> The Duke of Beaconsfield !XDO0k3LOVE
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Today was weird. Got a random package, and LO AND BEHOLD.
It contained a Portal shirt. I'm THAT awesome.
Dunno where it came from, really.
But it's still really freakin' sweet.
>> Name !coCKBIG.Z.
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The Cinnamon Challenge. I just did it about fifteen minutes ago, and I still feel like shit. You take a tablespoon of cinnamon and swallow it without water. I got most of it down, then had to drink some water, and then vomited a bit uncontrollably. My friend got it a lot worse though, he vomited a good half-gallon of shit because of it.

Try it sometime.

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>> Anonymous
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OH MAN I FORGOT MY HAT

My mom and I were shopping in the blue aisle of the food store when we heard somebody coming toward us, mumbling under their breath. It was some really grungy-looking guy who was supposed to be stocking the shelves, but I don't know what he was doing there... he was just wandering around pushing some stuff on a cart with a half-eaten sandwich in one hand.

We heard him say something about Koreans, who I guess owned the store. And then he said something about how ham and bologna taste good together in a sandwich.

The turtle wasn't really that big though.

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>> Anonymous
>>103942
inkmo?
>> Anonymous
>>103942
what's the blue aisle? and this is awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>103943

JACKMO JACK

>>103945

The one that I flood-filled in blue.
I think it had a lot of rice in it. Or pasta.
>> Anonymous
>>103949
why the fuck do you remind me of INKMO
>> Anonymous
>>103949
I thought you meant like, an aisle in the store called "the blue aisle," like, where they keep organic food or something
>> Anonymous
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I noticed for a few days that there was a gross smell in my room but I didn't know what was causing it so I just febreezed the hell out of it. But today I was tacking up a picture and lost one and under my bed So I looked under my bed and there was three nasty cat shits my roommates cat left behind. To top it all off he has worms or something so my dog probably has worms now from the cats shit (dogs eat shit cause they is dumb) and i have to take him to the vet.

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>> Anonymous
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A little more than a year ago, my parents brought home this tiny little black and white kitten, seen here going apeshit in my room. I figured I would let her chillax on my bed for a while, but she just wanted to play with the crap hanging on my wall. So I told her to calm down. She stopped cold, stared at me with those huge, emotionless eyes, and then tried to tear my left eye out.

She doesn't do that anymore, at least not as much.

>>103954

Nubby arms?

>>103955

I would think they'd keep the blue food there. That would make it a small aisle though.

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>> Anonymous
>>103858
im sorry
>> Anonymous !488jJLWtxQ
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I get a lot of Deja Vus.

A lot.

And yes. I own a fasci leather coat like that.

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>> Anonymous
>>103858
lol'd