Alright guys, it's D&D night, just gotta organize my stuff here.Roll callOekaki post(Time: 11 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
My level 1 Fighter attacks the Beholder with his dagger.
I brought the Cheetos.Oekaki post(Time: 4 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
I fucking... LOVE DNDOekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
NO I'M THE DUNGEON MASTER AND YOU DONT ATTACK TIL I SAY WE'RE PLAYING JEEZOekaki post(Time: 2 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
So... What level dungeon masters are you guys?Oekaki post(Time: 4 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>105926Also: Dungeon master gets control of the snack foods.Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
The heroes start inside a small meadow.Oekaki post(Time: 5 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
OKAY I ELF CAUSE DEY R COOLOekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Can we hurry up guys? My mom will be here in 2 hours!Oekaki post(Time: 5 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
I'm a 3rd level Wizard and 2nd level BusinessmanOekaki post(Time: 2 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Well if a certain someone would stop interrupting the DUNGEON MASTER, we might get somewhere.Freaking noobsOekaki post(Time: 2 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
WATCHING YOU BOYOekaki post(Time: 2 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Source:>>105944, Animation:View)
Okay so the warriors are 10 yards into the dungeon when suddenly they encounter aaaaaaa....Oekaki post(Time: 5 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
ARE WE FIGHTAN ANYTHING YETOekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
aaaa... Aw SHIT my glasses.Oekaki post(Time: 2 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Fighting enemy: Aw shit my glassesOekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
2d4 BRIEFCASE ATTACKOekaki post(Time: 3 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
I LUV FIGHTANOekaki post(Time: 3 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
THEN FIGHTOekaki post(Time: 52 s, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>105953Shit, my glasses are cracked now... Uh... Let's see. The attack hits, and your grea- greater... cleavage skill is activated?Oekaki post(Time: 3 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
The only feat i have is "Do taxes"Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKOekaki post(Time: 3 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
I use a action point and cast "You're fired!" spellOekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Completely inappropriate, but effectively deals 10d4 sonic damageOekaki post(Time: 3 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Jeeezzz, Dungeon master, You are slow.Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>105961Oekaki post(Time: 3 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Its fine.... Just don't do it again!Oekaki post(Time: 3 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
The glasses magnified the sun's rays and shot a prismatic ray! Everyone makes a saving throw, you fail, you die.Oekaki post(Time: 2 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>105966Th-Thats not fair!Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
I rolled a d20 and got a 19 + 7 Dex = 26, DODGE!Oekaki post(Time: 2 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
I didn't dodge...Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Hey man, I don't make the rules, I just execute them. Also you failed, but DM jurisdiction allows that I can grant one miracle to a player. You're at 1hpOekaki post(Time: 2 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
I CAST "Twisting Dragons" To save Mr.Elf!Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>105971Thank you Mr. Wizard Business Man!Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
ZERO MANA !Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>105973
YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT BUT THE TWISTING DRAGON SPELL BACKFIRED AND KILLED YOU IN THE PROCESS... THERE, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?Oekaki post(Time: 2 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>105971S'ok. I use my only one magical potion of revival that I happen to have on Mr. Wizard Business ManOekaki post(Time: 3 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
REAL LIFE PUNCH !!!Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>105977whut.Oekaki post(Time: 2 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
BOOM!Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>105978Well, I punched our Dungeon master, I hope he doesn't tell his mom.Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Yeah, well... the potion has AIDS. And the wizard will permadeath within the next 1000 rounds of combat.Oekaki post(Time: 3 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Don't make me punch you.Oekaki post(Time: 46 s, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
OH GOD JESUS OKAY IM SORRY, FUCKOekaki post(Time: 2 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>105981Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Eh, Fuck off, Like hell if i'm coming back to your house again steve. My mom's here, BYE.Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Knock it off guise!Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
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Who the hell took my Miniatures?!Oekaki post(Time: 42 s, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
They're right there! If you wouldn't punch the shit out of McFatstier then you would remember to take them!Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Ill be there in A FUCKING SECOND MOM, SOMEONE TOOK MY MINIATURES!Oekaki post(Time: 54 s, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Those were figurines?!....Oekaki post(Time: 2 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Nope... didn't see anything like that.Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Say hello to whoever your god is!Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>105997Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
OH GOD , OH GOD, I shot him , I SHOT HIM!Oekaki post(Time: 59 s, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
That you have...Oekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
CUT, Screen roll, This movie SUCKSOekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
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Stfu you noobs, I got a movie deal with Swat 2.Oekaki post(Time: 59 s, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Oh he'll be back... they always come back... my movies are all perfect.Oekaki post(Time: 3 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Oh fucking god not a rollcall thread. Not in /i/Kill it with sage