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Anonymous
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMERMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. AS I WAS ONE DAY SEEKING A SLIT TO STORE MY STUPENDOUS SAUCE-SERPENT, I HAPPENED UPON THE SCENE OF OF A COMELY YOUNG ENGINEER IN THE COMPANY OF HER SENTRY. NATURALLY, I WHIPPED OUT MY COLOSSAL CRIT ROCKET AND CRAMMED IT UP HER CRINKLED CREVASSE. AS SHE BENT OVER HER GUN AND MOANED LIKE A NOUVEAU RICHE WHORE, A SEXPOT SPY HAD SLINKED OUT FROM THE SHADOWS TO SAP HER SENTRY. I TOOK OUT MY TOWERING TALLYWAHCKER FROM THE TUCKERED TINKERER AND SUBSUMED SENTRY, SPY, AND ENGINEER IN MY NACREOUS MAN-LOVE, AFTER WHICH I PLOWED THE PULCHRITUDINOUS PLANT, PACKING HER PLUMBING WITH MY PRODIGOUS PLEASURE PLUNGER.
I WAS AT THE TOP OF THE SCOREBOARD THAT NIGHT, I GUARANTEE IT.
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