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Anonymous
weekly thread

as for the tf2 anon, art trades are fine too (fics are always more preferable though)

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>> Macho_San
>>182652
Welcome back!
>> Anonymous
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. NOONE LIKES YOUR GAY FUCKING SHIT THREADS.
>> Anonymous
>>182655
Sure we do
>> Anonymous
>>182655
I think it is an accurate depiction of what real sex is all about
>> SAGE
I AM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO SAGE THIS THREAD BECAUSE I DISLIKE THE CONTENT SHARED WITHIN IT.
>> Anonymous
>>182659
And yet you didn't sage it at all...
>> Anonymous
>>182660
OH SNAP!

THEN AGAIN, I DID SAY I WAS ONLY GOING TO ATTEMPT IT!
>> Anonymous
>>182662
Whoever you are, Anonymous, it's cute when you type in caps like that.
>> magax
>BAAAAAAAAAAAW SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE OUR CUSTOMER FAGGOT THREAD

also what the fuck OP you already have hundreds of these, cut it out.
>> Anonymous
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messy

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>> Anonymous
>>182664
>>182660

I think the guy (>>182659/>>182662) is making a comment on how threads like this get saged (>>182655). You must be new to commentaries and satire or something, because I'm sure he doesn't actually mind the art like most people. Shit. Your sarcastic yet annoyed response about the wrong damn thing is annoying as shit. Fucking FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>182675
Who said I was annoyed? I really do find it cute.
>> Anonymous
>>182675

Also, in b4 and after drama.
>> Anonymous
>>182676

I give up, you must be a woman or a troll. Goddamnit.
>> Macho_San
>>182674
Wow, before I looked close enough to see the fingernail/claw, it looked like that one demon beast was sticking his thumb inside. Ouch xD
>> Anonymous
seriously, get a job or something.
enough already.
>> Anonymous
daily sage
>> Anonymous
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payment for the sushi

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>> Anonymous
>>182704
why did I lol?
>> Anonymous
>>182675

I think>>182664and>>182660knew>>182659was a sarcastic remark because neither of them saged.
>> Anonymous
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Hm, Art Trades? Never done one of those before.. That, and I take forever to do things, thus I'm unreliable. :>
But some quick written up Porn I could do. But just to be fair, when I get it done, I'll post it first, ok? <3? So you don't need to worry about it till I... eventually get done with my part.
>> Anonymous
>>182714
I SAID I TRIED!

PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES AND I AM A HUMAN BEING AFTER ALL!
>> Anonymous
I'm working on a Nurse Customer picture right now, is that good enough for you to do TF2 porn?
keep in mind it might take me a while because I'm pretty busy this week
>> Anonymous
Writefag here.

Give me a prompt and I will write it. Be as specific or as vague as you want, and if there are any details you want me to keep in mind, tell me because I'm not particularly familiar with Kirby Salesdude. Or hey, any other fandom might be fine too.

In return, yes, TF2 pron would be nice.
>> Anonymous
fucking tf2 fags. why do people complain abt customer fag but boring as fuck tf2 shit goes uncriticized
>> Anonymous
>>182751
Both of it is shit
>> Anonymous
>>182727
oh god I lol'd
sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>182761
http://danceflower.net/TF2chan/afanart/res/1057.html#i1057
>> Anonymous
Can't you draw something straight for a change?
>> Anonymous
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>>182775
>> E~F
>>182776
Dear lord! More please!
>> Anonymous
draw heavy mole cutting off his legs
>> Anonymous
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>>182727
alright then, tell me if you need some prompt

>>182742
yes

>>182748
lots of monsters gather around and give customer a nice bukkake. the catch: the monsters force him to beg for it and be extremely polite the whole time
just keep in mind that he's got kirby feet instead of actual legs, but I suppose you'd already know that
what tf2 porn do you want?

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>> Anonymous
>>182779
Nothing like a crudely drawn cartoon to masturbate to, eh, EF?
>> Anonymous
>>182785
live-action porn<hentai<toon porn, no matter how 'crudely drawn'
>> Anonymous
.
>> Anonymous
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stop! it's too big..!!

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>> Anonymous
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tomorrow will be a better day, surely..

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>> E~F
>>182785
No, not really. I jerk it to real porn 98% of the time. I fap to toons sometimes on the weekends
>> Anonymous
>>182832
d'awww
>> .
>>182776
my god ,something that's not loli? :\
>> Anonymous
>>182838
fag
>> .
>>182839
no.
>> Anonymous
Faggotry
>> Anonymous
WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT I know. Don't know how else to give this to you, but yeah, here you go. Kinda longish. Hope you like. Also took some "inspiration" from your last few pics.

Also...Let's see, I think EngineerxSpy OR SniperxMedic would be great, thanks.

________________
“Good evening, gentlemen. I sincerely apologize for my late arrival.”

The Customer Service representative of Nightmare Enterprises, often referred to as “Customer,” peeked into the meeting room full of monsters of every shape and size, all employees of the large corporation. There were grumbles and noises of irritation at his presence, to which he meekly bowed his head.

“I realize how much of an inconvenience I have caused, and I once again apologize,” he said to the room, eyes cast downward in his apologetic bow. “We are, unfortunately, running behind schedule, so if we could…”

“Hey, you’re the customer service rep, right?”

Customer looked up, startled by the sudden outburst from the back of the room. He fiddled with his shades as he answered.

“Yes, that’s right. Is… Is there a problem?”

“Comin’ late to a meeting isn’t good service, is it, now?” Asked another monster. “Don’t you guys usually offer us something in return? Since you gone and messed up the schedule and everything.”

“I don’t quite follow…”

“So give us some complimentary service or something. Ain’t that what you’re supposed to do?”

A blush rose to Customer’s face, fogging his glasses. These were monsters, and because of that, he had an idea of what was going to be asked of him, but…
>> Anonymous
Before he could react, he was surrounded by monsters of all size, shape, and color. One thing they all had in common, though, was a hungry look in their eyes and a devious grin on their faces.

“You messed up, Customer Service guy, and we ain’t gonna forgive you too easy,” growled a particularly large, ogre-ish looking monster. “You’re gonna have to ask for it.”

“O-of course! Gentlemen, I will definitely do anything in my ability to appease to you for my earlier mistakes. There was no exception for my behavior earlier and…,” Customer started, blush deepening and uneasiness rising in the pit of his stomach. He thought he heard the vague sound of pants being unzipped somewhere further into the room and gulped.

“Man, haven’t done it in fucking…”

“Yeah, same here. Hey, you know…”

“…Yeah, that’s what I heard too.”

“Man, my dick is going to fucking explode if we don’t hurry!”

The green ogre turned to Customer again, claws reaching for his zipper.

“You heard him, right? We’re all feelin’ the same way. But like I said, we ain’t gonna let you off too easy.”

“Beg for it, bitch.”

Customer gulped again, then put on a shaky, patronizing smile. His blush grew darker as he heard the sound of skin-on-skin somewhere in the room.

“Yes, of course! Please forgive me for my earlier…”

“Not just that, bitch.”

Customer ventured a look up at the ogre with his brow slightly furrowed in confusion. He tried not to be too distracted by the increasingly loud noise of skin slapping skin and heavy breathing.

“Ask for…”
>> Anonymous
He got his answer immediately as a hot load of semen flew onto his cheek. He felt the heat of the fluid as it oozed down his skin. So that’s what he had to beg for. With an internal sigh of resignation, Customer shifted himself towards the center of the circle of monsters and put on his best smile.

“Thank you, sir! Thank you! If it doesn’t inconvenience you too much, I would love some more!”

There were snickers and hisses of satisfaction amidst the fapping noises in the room. The jets of cum became more frequent, landing on him and oozing down ever contour of his face. Customer felt a trickle of semen near the corner of his mouth and darted a tongue over it, lapping it up.

“Wonderful, sir! If I could please…”

“You want more, bitch? Come and get it.”

A blue demon grinned wickedly down at him as he thrust his hips forward, hitting Customer in the face with his throbbing cock. The heat emanating from the organ was unpleasantly hot. Customer opened his mouth to take it in when more dicks were shoved in his face, begging for attention.

“Hey, Customer Service guy! A little more service here!”

“Yes, yes, right away! Thank you, sir! Anything for more, sir!”
>> Anonymous
Customer was playing his role as the ever-cheerful, congenial, and accommodating representative well. He placed his mouth over the blue demon’s cock and began sucking in earnest as he grabbed blindly for another dick, kneading the flesh heatedly and quickly. With his other hand, he grabbed another cock and jacked it energetically while pointing it towards his face. There were hoots of approval now mingling with moans of pleasure.

He felt the cock in his mouth grow stiff and was about to jerk back before the ejaculation, but a tentacle held his head firmly in place. The load of semen exploded messily into his mouth, choking him for a moment. When Customer pulled back, strings of saliva and cum dripped from his mouth. He stopped pleasure the red monster for a moment to wipe it.

“That was wonderful, sir! I would love more from anyone, everyone, if it isn’t at all a bother.”

He smiled back at the crowd and was answered by several, simultaneous loads jetting into his face. His skin and hair were slick with cum now, streaks of translucent white dripping everywhere. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he was glad that he was wearing shades, but that pleasure wouldn’t last for long. Amidst the heat and the smell of sex, he felt something slimy grasp the plastic rims of his shades, yanking them off. He replied with an even wider smile, winking as cum dripped into his eye.

Another cock was offered to him, and he quickly engulfed it, sucking it greedily. More and more cocks were thrust at him, swinging wantonly for his ministrations. God, there were too many, too many of them. His mind was in a haze now, and he only vaguely remembered running his tongue over as many as he could, not counting and not distinguishing between the numerous cocks in front of him.

“More, please, more! More… Thank you, sir! Most grateful, sir!”
>> Anonymous
Somewhere in the orgy, he felt himself being lifted off the ground. He remembered a sharp pain in the midst of the heat and the haze and a pulsing, thrusting sensation. Someone had picked him up and began fucking him in the middle of the circlejerk. He moaned as each thrust stretched his hole and slammed into him. It was getting harder to beg for more now as the pleasure caused by the cock ramming into his prostate sent electric shocks up his spine. His back arched and his flipper-like feet flailed in ecstasy. Everything was a blur now. There was rarely a moment where he didn’t have heated flesh thrusting into his mouth or throbbing dicks slickly rubbing in and out of his hands. Yet he tried to murmur more requests, ever polite and ever cordial.
“F-fantastic! You are truly the best, sir! If you w-would be so kind, sir… Yes, sir! More sir! M-More! Sir!”

The orgy was coming to a climax now, everything an incoherent swirl. There was only the heated pants of the monsters and his own lusty cries as everything got faster, hotter, slicker, and wetter. Climax came hard, fast, and powerful, almost blinding him in its intensity. All he remembered seeing before blacking out were more explosive jets of cum flying through the air.
>> Anonymous
Customer finally woke up in a room that still smelled like sex, but was considerably cooler than he remembered it. Many of the monsters seemed to have left, with only a few meandering around. The green ogre from before looked down at him and smirked. The last few monsters began to leave the room, chatting amiably as if nothing had happened.

“Apology accepted, Customer Service guy. Don’t forget to clean the room before the next group comes in,” the green ogre said almost pleasantly. “Oh, and…”

“Don’t be late next time.”

He laughed as he left the room. Customer slowly got to his feet. His whole body ached, though the pain was more pronounced in his backside and jaw. As he looked around, the room seemed to go on forever, and the aches in his body seemed to throb even harder. Customer sighed, wiping his shades on a piece of cloth.

“Tomorrow will be a better day, surely…”
>> Anonymous
THE END.

To all the disgusted anons out there- sorry for the tl;dr.
>> Anonymous
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>>182862
personally I want to see SniperxMedic
it doesn't even make sense canonwise, I just ship it because it's lolhot
>> Anonymous
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>>182872
WHOA WHOA WHOA THERE
>> Anonymous
>>182862
>>182863
>>182864
>>182865
>>182866
>>182867
>>182868

oh hohoho ho ho
>> Anonymous
>>182806
Yes, if you're a mentally deranged degenerate.
End yourself.

>>182833
Well it's good to hear you are a perfectly normal guy after all. Aside from being a faggot, that is.
>> feet Anonymous
>>182867Customer slowly got to his feet.
>got to his feet
>to his feet
>his feet
>feet


>feet
>> Anonymous
>>182872
is dat sum Incredibles yaoi?
>> COCK COCK
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COCK GOS IN ALL FIELDS
>> Anonymous
>>182885
a mentally deranged faggot who is willing to suck your tiny dick for free, that is. you up for it, queer?
>> Anonymous
All right. Saging just isn't going to do it. He'll never stop posting this faggotry. Someone needs to put a hit out on this guy. Maybe if we all pool our money.
>> magax
>>182906

or we can counter his threads with something
>> Anonymous
We love customer service~!
>> Anonymous
>>182886
He has feet dumbass he lacks the LEGS
LEGS
>> Anonymous
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>>182862
thanks a million anon! this is great.
working on your pic now, hope it's okay so far

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>> Anonymous
>>182886
He HAS feet, it's the legs he's missing.
>> Anonymous
>>182965
Ho-ly-shit. That head already looks better than all of the previous drawings combined. I almost didn't notice the giant penis next to it.

Almost.
>> Anonymous
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done

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>> Anonymous
>>182971
I fucking lol'd
>> Anonymous
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The monster from my dreams.

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>> Anonymous
>>182975

Townsville's in trouble!
>> Anonymous
>>182971
It's a shame you choose to draw stuff like this. At least in my mind. You could probably make an awesome comic if you had a good idea.
>> Anonymous
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>>182742
here's the picture of nurse Customer I promised you
I apologize for it not being all that pornish
>> Anonymous
>>182971
...Oh wow, I fucking came. Thank you so much! This is goddamn awesome.

Excellent trade, comrade. Great success.
>> Anonymous
dude, I salute you. I don't get off on what you draw, but that's besides the point. (except>>182776)
>> Anonymous
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>>182981
thanks, what would you like in return?

>>182982
excellent trade indeed, I'd love to trade more with you if you ever feel like it

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>> Anonymous
>>182981
good Customer, looking a little Edgeworth there
>> Anonymous
>>182992
shit now I can't unsee
>> Anonymous
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>>182991
Anon cumming a hot load into RED Medic like in this picture, with pretty much the same pose and expressions and the like, except obviously in the ass, and without fucking censor blur
also could you move Medic's hand just a bit so that it covers his naughty bits? Anon's cock can stay though

I've got a few reference pics if it will help you any
>> Anonymous
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>>183004
also Anon should have a regular colored cock otherwise it would be Piccolo Dick
by the way Medic should still keep his gloves, glasses, boots, and coat on since he's a professional and professionals have standards
his tie can come off though
>> Anonymous
get the fuck out you dumb tf2 fags jesus christ
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>183004
oh god give me the fucking sauce on that picture
>> Anonymous
>>183009
Hentai. I hear you can procure some through Japan.
>> Anonymous
>>183004
>>183006
...
dude that sounds really fucked up
>> Anonymous
>>183004
oh yeah, forgot to mention no blood either because Medic doesn't have a hymen
>> Anonymous
>>183015
he'd better fucking not D:<
>> Anonymous
.
>> Anonymous
.
>> Anonymous
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>>183004
there

..gotta draw lots of customer now

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>> SleepSick
>>183129
I don't know wheter to "d'aw" or to fap but I love it anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>183129

Op, I commend you for following through with these requests.
>> Anonymous
>>183129
dear god.. I love you, op.
>> Anonymous
>>183129
thanks for taking my request Customer!
now I know what I'll be fapping to all week long
>> Anonymous
>>183129
yeah, youve been cheating on your man
>> Anonymous
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oh hai wat's going on in dis here
>> Anonymous
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>>183129
>> Anonymous
>>183129
oh shit is dat sum Medic creampie?
>> OPs
Fucking I hate the OP so much for drawing all this kirby shit.

FFFFF-
>> Anonymous
>>182971
>>183129
It's things like this which make me wish you were a TF2 artist OP.
>> Anonymous
>>182833
>I fap to toons sometimes on the weekends

lol what is special about the weekends
>> Anonymous
>>182652
who the hell is this guy
why do you keep drawing him getting raped
god i'm confused
>> Anonymous
by the way OP do you have a list of things you want to see drawn like you do for fics?
>> Anonymous
Sage for gay Kirby porn
>> Anonymous
>>183241

Reverse Sage for tf2 porn.

FFFFFff Can't write fics today. Sorry OP. :<
>> Macho_San
>>183242
Customerfag will be back around Sunday, as usual x3
>> Anonymous
>>183261
what the hell does he do every weekend anyway, jack off to all the pictures he makes?
>> Anonymous
>>183263
No, he says he can't because all he can see are the imperfections... it's a tragedy. All this porn and he can't even jerk his gherkin to it.
>> Anonymous
>>183241
Age for gay Kirby porn.
>> Anonymous
>>183161
>>183162
why did I lol?
>> Anonymous
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been a while since customer was raped by tentacles

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>> Anonymous
.
>> Anonymous
I bet you'd get along real well with that guy who makes Piccolo Dick and all those other Vegeta rape .gifs
>> Anonymous
>>182652
Can't you draw yaoi for different series? I think you threads would be more enjoyable if it had normal yaoi in them.
>> Anonymous
>>183501
I take it you haven't seen the Team Fortress pictures?
>> Anonymous
>>183502
but he hates that shit
>> Anonymous
>>183501

He doesn't care about yaoi.
>> Anonymous
You know what would be funny? If he wasn't gay.
>> Anonymous
>>183509
That would be hysterical.
>> Anonymous
How 'bout you draw him being force-raped by WOMEN?
That'd be great.
>> Anonymous
>>183558
Customerfag's already drawn that.
>> Anonymous
>>183558
I want to see him get paizuri'd
make the boobies spiked or something so it still counts as rape
>> Anonymous
>>183567
It could still be rape if he was tied up/bound or something, couldn't it?
>> Anonymous
>>183568
sure I guess, but yeah
PAIZURI
>> Anonymous
now that is a sperm dumpster. XD
>> Sleepsick
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Tablet practice.

I didn't want to start a new thread so I could draw one picture in it and then let it fly off to page 10 so I'm just going to litter here.

kthnx.

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>> Anonymous
>>183581
Not the same scenario, but customerfag recently drew futa customer giving him/herself paizuri.
>> Anonymous
Are you willing to draw real people for a trade?
>> Anonymous
>>183599
tf2 fags piss me off, but that's kinda cute
>> Anonymous
>>183599
I think Medic and Customer Service should fight over who is the bigger cumdumpster
or have hatesex, either one is fine
>> Anonymous
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>>183599
>> Anonymous
>>183655
well I don't think I can give a fair verdict until I've seen Medic getting stuffed full of cocks in every orifice and eagerly sucking dicks with glee as semen drips down his toned, slick, wet body...
...I think I'll stop now
... I'll stop now
>> SleepSick
>>183618
Fact: I have never played TF2 and don't even know if i's a computer thing or console thing.

Oh well, I probably should draw tf2 anyway, the characters look cool.
>> Anonymous
>>183673
do it faggot
>> Anonymous
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