llo guise im tinkin in protalsOekaki post(Time: 4 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
self buttrape is obligatoryOekaki post(Time: 1 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Source:>>104782, Animation:View)
>>104786"You know, that wouldn't actually work. You would be able to get your dick inside of your asshole, but you wouldn't be able to go any further or pull out at all. As you moved your hip forward, your butt would go forward an equal distance. So you could penetrate yourself, but the only way to really fuck yourself would be to move the portal itself." --Anonymous
>>104799Oh wow. AGE for this.
>>104799Then put the portal onto something flat, but movable - like a sheet of plywood, or foam board.
1. Attach portal to a plank and a wall2. Tie plank to butt3. ????4. PROFITIt's not rocket science, guys.Oekaki post(Time: 6 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>104815You -would- figure that out.
>>104815MORE LIKE, AVATARFIGURESSTUFFOUT. Zing.
>>104815portals cannot be on mobile surfaces.
>>104876They can be if you're a real man.
>>104876Walls are mobile. So is the ground and the Earth, it's all being mobile through space.
Thinking with portals aside, why would you want to rape yourself?
>>104883Novelty.
>>104883insurance money
>>104883because portals makes everything awesome.Except furries, of course.
>>104858I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR JUST A SHORT WHILE.>>104862Ohhhhhhhhhhh, zing.>>104876YES THEY CAN SILLY HELMET SNAKE.>>104883It's not rape, it's consensual. And it feels AWESOME.
>>104815now you're thinking with planks
Hahaha. I posted that copypasta about why it wouldn't work.Now, I am impressed with /i/'s ingenuity.
>>104815So simple , so brilliant.
With this setup you dont need any moving portals. Sit on the orange side, and go to town on the blue side by moving up and down, (?????, profit etc.)Oekaki post(Time: 10 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal)
>>105280gay, portals are touching
why portals must be priority technologyOekaki post(Time: 10 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>105280But as you thurst forth your ass will move away, and same with your dick vice versa! D:
>>105309that's only the case if you move straight forward and back. When the portals are at an angle you can get closer by moving down towards where the portals meet, and farther by moving up and away from the portals.Oekaki post(Time: 12 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal)
if portals can be on moveable objects, then what happens if you put the portal entrance trough the exit?
>>105325MY GODSOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN THE NOBEL PRIZE
>>105340Same as dividing by zero.
>>105325Dear lord! HES THINKING WITH PORTALS
>>105340it's been done.
God, why can't /i/ threads be archived yet? Someone screen cap it, as I am too lazy.
>>105365File > Save Page As
i love /i/
>>105370but how do you save the epic animations?