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Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
1.) Go to grouphug.us
2.) Click random
3.) Draw the first secret.

Pic Related.

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I stuck a toothbrush in my ass and I liked it.

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>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
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one morning i was going to go duck hunting but got distracting by my rather unusually attractive blood hound and decided to try humping his brains out, surprising it humped backed. instead of shooting ducks, the only shot i got wasa my load all over my dog's ass, feeling guilty and depressed i went home and my wife was rather horny that day and begged me to allow her to blow me. after several minutes of ecstacy i was finished, later on she confessed to me that it tasted like shit.

i need help i think i like it too much

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>> Anonymous
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Before this year, I'd never (outright) paid for sex, but since January, I've fucked 7 hookers. I am so far from over it.

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>> Anonymous
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I promised not to fall in love with you, but I did.
Sorry.

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>> Anonymous
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i like men. im homo

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>> p-hop !3WTNe.hrCU
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I a 14 year old from Milan in Italy.
I me escaped from brutal hands of father.
He sell me on street every night to gay man who rape my buttocks badly.
I an worth 1400 American dollars.

I slit wrists of my own.

I miss my dad cock.

salt eaters DIEEEE
I took some liberties, such as making him more badass with a gun for a hand (he must have cut off the normal hand) and tank tread legs because he sounded so badass. You can see him here, being Italian and hating "salt eaters."

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>> p-hop !3WTNe.hrCU
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I get turned on when girls beat me at video games

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>> M-Stag
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my mum and dad are splitting up, and my mum's got my dad arrested for assault. and i find her having a nervous breakdown every weekend when i go home. she says my dad has hit her. but i don't believe her. i think she's doing it so that she can get permenant custody of me.

and i do feel guilty about it. because she's really upset the whole time, as if she has been banged about.

but she's the angry one.

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>> p-hop !3WTNe.hrCU
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i have jew shoes

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>> M-Stag
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I like to masburbate while I am in the shower. All people who tell you they sing in the shower are lying, what they really do is masturbate.

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>> M-Stag
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I took a dump in the 3rd floor microwave of Purdue's Shreve Hall. Sorry

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>> Anonymous
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when my family was out of town one weekend i stayed at home to watch one of our dogs who was pregnant for the first time. some time in the middle of the night i could hear her start crying or something but i was just too tired to make myself get up and go see what was going on. the next morning when i woke up she was dead. i told my mom that i didn't know what had happened. i never told her that i was just too lazy to get up and go check her out. they still don't know i'm the reason she died.

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>> Anonymous
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i like fat girls!!! fat girls turn me on!! my mom has always told me to get a small, skinny girlfriend, but i can't help it. i just love the big, thick girls! and i don't feel bad about it!

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>> Anonymous
I like this thread.
>> Anonymous
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ok i was at the beach n this hot black girl with the biggest tits ever walked by n i totally got a boner in front of my sister.

and thats when i decided i love black girls lol

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>> kosak !APbXFvNva2
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I broke into the Natural History Museum forecourt last night and hugged a really old stone


wtf?

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>> Anonymous
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Bestiality turns me on.

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>> Anonymous
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i take huge amounts of ecstacy every weekend and go to work still shitfaced

...if the picture didn't make sense.

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>> Anonymous
>>76963
lol, 4 mins to draw a rock and a stick figure.
>> Anonymous
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111848342 i cant cry even though i want to so badly.

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>> Anonymous
Less stick figures..
>> Anonymous
>>76939

Fucker.
>> kosak !APbXFvNva2
>>76987
hey, it was my first drawing.
also, i can't draw without easy-accessible multiple undo levels =/
>> Anonymous
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My dick is only 4.5" long

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>> Urashiman !cfvcNf4hiQ
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i have a huge crush on my flatmate and smell his dirty clothes when he leaves them lying around.

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>> Anonymous
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i frequently masturbate while fantasizing about ex-gilrfriends having sex with extremely well endowed black men. for some reason, it gets me really excited.

(shitty sex drawing is shitty)

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>> Anonymous
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I have pet squirrels that live in an enclosement outside. Sometimes I like to rub their tails on my boobs. I don't know what it is, but it turns me on more than anything else.

I'm also a hemaphrodite.

Have you ever eaten a squirrel? I have.

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>> Anonymous
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i have not expelled my bowels in a week. when i do it will be thrilling and/or death for many

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>> Anonymous
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A few years ago I got this crazy realization I wanted to be forcibly gang-raped, but like by younger kids so it wouldn't physically hurt and I wouldn't get a disease.

So whenever I walk by a group of them hanging around on their skateboards or scooters or something, I kind of stick my butt out a little and act dainty and helpless, but of course they hardly even notice me.

I'm not a pervert, and I swear to God I'm totally straight, but I'm a 41 year old man.

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>> Cluey !!6J0HzzviI9d
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"i lie constantly"

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>> Anonymous
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About six years ago my friend was seriously annoying me so I punched him in the crotch. Right in it. He had to have one of his testicles removed as a result.

I wish I hadn't punched him so hard.

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>> Anonymous
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I broke up with my ex-girlfriend because she had a hygene problem. I wasn't aware of this until the relationship moved to major physical intimacy.

She wanted me to tell her exactly why I was breaking up with her...I just couldn't do it. How do you tell someone something like that?

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>> Anonymous
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i am a guy. and i really like my friends (guy) tits. its really firm, and has some fat. its like touching a girls. everyday when i go to school i flick them and touch them. it feels good and makes me horney. i am not gay.

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>> Anonymous
>>77066

FALCCOOOOON PUUUUUUUNNNNCH!!
>> Cluey !!6J0HzzviI9d
Looking through, you really realise how many of these confessions are sexual.

Or just really really pathetic.
>> Anonymous
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i've tried to masterbate with a tampon.
I just don't get it, if a dick is supposed to work, why won't a tampon?

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>> Cluey !!6J0HzzviI9d
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i must admit... i am racist like no other... bah

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>> Anonymous
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I am a cheerleader and sometimes I feel like it is the dumbest "sport" ever. I mean it takes work to do stunts and stuff, but 50% of the time we are just standing there yelling memorized words and doing sycronized movements together to "cheer on" another sport. What is the point of girls yelling? Sometimes I feel like I just do cheer for the image of being a cheerleader. You get way more attention from guys and you have an excuse to wear short skirts to school. It is totally fun but sometimes I feel I may be on it for the wrong reasons.
LAWL.

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>> Anonymous
>>77082
Well, Tampons are made of cotton primarily I think, so they dry up all forms of natural lubrication...?
>> Anonymous
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I am sexually attracted to Kelly Osbourne

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>> Anonymous
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My hoe died by the cock

Mouse :[

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>> lulz Tripcode here.
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"I like to put my fingers in my butt, but I'm not gay."

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>> EVERYTHING IS GAY Anonymous
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287569214 i am at the bar i just told my subletted housemate i would be at, b/c my other housemates are being vaguely gay and emo, and even the bar is vaguely gay and hostile even. anyway, i remember waking up today and thinking to myself, "bad things happen on tuesday.", just something i remembered from long ago...which seems to generally hold true. anyway, tattoos are gay, and even though my house is cool, it can be just like a tattoo, i.e., gay. i'm going to have another beer, thank you very much.

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>> Anonymous
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if it ever became nessecary, i would kill any man that stood between me and my sandwich. i fucking love sandwiches.

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>> UTF
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my girlfriend and i reacently broke up. i really liked her too. just for some reason, there was like this sudden distance between us and our relationship when down hill from there. she asked if i was okay with that, and i told her yes, but secretly i am a bit depressed.

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>> Anonymous
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238050706 Sometimes when Im shoop da whoopin I know I shouldnt fire mah lazar. I try not to shoop but I just da whoop. I need to stop firin mah lazar at everyone. I cant even stop thinking about it.

Shoop da whoop.

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>> Anonymous
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http://grouphug.us/confessions/332025614

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>> Anonymous
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My girlfriend of 4 years found our 15 month old son standing on top of the door to the dishwasher, squeeling, with a giant knife in his hand.

I confess I like the thought of my son being completely insane.

Like father like son.

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>> Anonymous
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I have a fetish for japanese schoolgirls

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>> Anonymous
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My vagina is too small to be penetrated by anything, no matter how tiny. I'll have to either have plastic surgery to open it or go through the process of dilating it gradually, which could be very painful. I remind myself all the time how much worse it could be. I mean, I could be living in Africa and have had my clit sliced off. Or I could have a normal vagina but be horribly disfigured to the point where I couldn't get sex because no one would look at me. If you look at it from that perspective, then I'm very lucky and have nothing to bitch about. Yeah, I'll be fine.

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