File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
the wonderful sushi episode is finally available again!

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>> Anonymous
Goddammit
>> Anonymous
fuckshitcock
I thought you left.
>> magax
     File :-(, x)
MY HAT CAME

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
it's always a pleasure doing business with you your majesty

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>> Anonymous
>>173751
>>173733
Is he an O.C or is he from a Manga or something...?
>> Anonymous
I love you, OP.
>> Anonymous
>>173752
He's from the show Kirby: Right back at ya
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>173755
if you say this because you're also a customer fan, please contribute! anything will do.

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>> Anonymous
>>173762
not the person you're replying to, but I've always liked your art but I've never seen the show or I'd contribute for you
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Yesssss, you're back~
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
also, before I left anon offered a guro fic, are you still up to it?

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>> Anonymous
NO
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
.

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>> Anonymous
>>173780
Woah, how'd you figure that out?
>> Anonymous
this is why I come to /i/
>> Anonymous
>>173780
You're just mad because you didn't get to appear in the anime.
>> Anonymous
>>173774
Hmm, well I have a lot of time on my hands but I still might take a while. Also keep in mind that if it's tit-for-tat then I'd ask you to draw something straight, that ok?
>> Anonymous
>>173786
no problem at all, request anything
>> Anonymous
>>173787
TAURENS
>> Anonymous
>>173774

You make me happier than I really need to be D:
>> Anonymous
>>173736
He was on vacation.

Welcome back!

>>173790
I think he meant in exchange for something.
>> Anonymous
Woah, I thought you'd never come back.

btw, I'm the one who wrote three fics for two requests (completely my fault, I know). Will you take a request for the third one? And I'll surely do another trade sometime in the future.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>173807
sure, what would you like?
I'd love to trade a lot more with you, your fics are delicious

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>> Anonymous
Oh god I'm so glad you're back.

Where is the sushi episode available?
>> Anonymous
>>173827
http://kirby.classicgaming.gamespy.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=237325
they uploaded all the missing episodes, the sushi one is 73
it just shows customer eating sushi at the beginning. it seems like he could fit a lot into that mouth
>> Anonymous
>>173829

Thanks so much for the link.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)


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>> Anonymous
>>173782
>>173733
>>173751
>>173762
>>173774
>>173819
>>173853
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF youre back...
I thought we were rid of for good
fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>173819

I'm not sure anymore :p I guess something involving Dedede, Escargon, and those bandages he wore in ep. 78.
>> Anonymous
>>173867
do you want it to be porn or just something cute?
>> Anonymous
>>173853

Holy shit moar
>> magax
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
So what's with the sushi episode? Just watched and didn't see anything bad.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>173881
the episode itself isn't special or anything, I'm just excited about watching customer eat

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>> Anonymous
fuck, youve gotten better
>> dom
>>173761
oh, i see thanks :)
>> Anonymous
And it's still wasted on this crap :(
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>174013
thank you! I really try to do my best
still a long way to go though

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
half assed drawn female customer.

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>> Anonymous
>>174020

tokumei, you really suck.
>> Anonymous
>>173869

Tough choice D: I'm kind of leaning towards porn, but either way's fine.
>> magax
     File :-(, x)
better rule 63 customer service

now draw king dedede doing his final smash

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
customer-tan?
>>174026
alright, this is up next

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>> Anonymous
>>173970

I see. I like how he eats in the beginning.

>>174017

And this is very cute. So nice to see you back again.
>> Anonymous
>>174028
Whoooa
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I hope you don't mind herm escargon, it's my favorite version. tell me whenever you're ready for another trade, I've got a list of ideas begging to be written

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>> Anonymous
>>174048
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>> Anonymous
>>174048

Herm!Escargon is my favorite too. Thanks!
>> Anonymous
>> Anonymous
>>174028
And suddenly, anon didn't mind so much.
Until moar dicks were posted.
>> Anonymous
>>174082
Yeah :/
>> Anonymous
I love you OP, I love Customer-sama.

would you be willing to do a trade? I can't write, but I can draw.
>> Anonymous
>>174148
sure, what would you like?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
holy nightmare wishes you a happy new year

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>> Anonymous
>>174185
Do you take requests from other series?
I would like to see porn of Orbulon from Warioware.

What would you like?
>> Anonymous
>>174215
k
I don't really have specific fanart requests as much I have for fics, so anything with customer service will do
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
also, we're talking about this guy right? because I have no idea who that is
>> Anonymous
if you draw anything else...
>> Anonymous
>>174218
Ok, I will get started on it then.
>>174219
Yep thats him.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
here you go

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Here you go, sorry about it looking off.
I wished I was talented enough to draw him better.

and I love the Orbulon picture!

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>174272
I remember you from some of the previous threads, thanks
customer could use more fans

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>> Mousefag
Was gone for a whole month!

And wasn't able to see all the previous Customer pics.
Did you upload them somewhere, er, again?
>> Anonymous
>>174302
I was gone for about a month too so I don't think you missed anything
I upload everything to rule34
>> Mousefag
>>174303
Yee!


I've gotten my tablet in temporary working order, So I'll try to draw something customer.

If I get enough good practice, hopefully I can get the proportions right again.

Sucks having to tap the pen really light/quick.
>> Anonymous
>>174307
can't wait. even better if you can write though.. do you have any requests?
>> Anonymous
What the fuck. Did you go on a field trip make these even gayer or something?
>> Mousefag
     File :-(, x)
Yugh, been a while since I used my tablet.
Fuck the Kirby style, I'll just draw in my own style from now on.

Color maybe later.

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>> Mousefag
>>174309
I can write, it's just not as fun as drawing, and I don't really do porn fics or anything.

Uh, requests? Hmm.. Maybe another cute pic of him, prefferably of him younger.


I feel like such a pedophile, but OP, you draw him so cute!
>> Anonymous
>>174322
the next one is shota customer then
and that's too bad, even just a drabble would work for me

>>174320
this is quite nice, not the customer I fell in love with but cute nonetheless
>> Mousefag
>>174325
Yes, he has legs.

He deserves them.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>174331
don't be silly, customer deserves only rape

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>> Anonymous
>>174028
I watched the animation for this one, and I have to say, WOW...
how do you draw without a sketch? I always had to sketch 3 or 4 times to get it right, and it still never turns out good...

I don't mean to be nosey or anything, but did you teach yourself to draw, or did you go to a class for it?
>> Anonymous
>>174371
I used to take classes way back, I learned the basics there but the rest is practice practice as usual
>> Anonymous
>>174355

Oh my, this is very nice.
>> Anonymous
>>174371
Look how much he draws.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)


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>> Anonymous
>>174456
This is gay.
>> Anonymous
>>174457

no wai!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
well, I think that customer is very manly

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>> Anonymous
>>174482

The manliest.
>> Anonymous
>>174482
More like this!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
fixing the typo in a moment

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
don't you?

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>> queer
>>174355
yay more sexy tentacles

>>174563
fucking hot
>> Anonymous
>>174563
I really wish I watched this show just so I could appreciate this more, but I still enjoy your work
>> Anonymous
I'm glad more people enjoy customer, I just wish more of you would contribute, my hand is really wearing out sometimes

the show is on youtube so you could at least hear what he sounds like if you'd like
>> queer
id gladly contribute if i was better at drawing and knew anything about human anatomy.

maybe i'll write something (the only porn ive ever written was some shitty dragonball story i wrote whilst underage)
>> Anonymous
MORE DEDEDE AND ESCARGON
>> Anonymous
>>174620
do it!
>>174624
you know what to do
>> Mousefag
>>174620
I probably read it whilst being, A Dragonball Yaoi/porn worshipping otaku, underage.
>> Anonymous
Still on namek, huh?
I hope everyone contributing in this thread dies.
>> queer
>>174628
actually, it was straight shota
>> Anonymous
>>174589
link please? I'd love to hear what he sounds like
>> Anonymous
Grey Dennis Leary is such a fag.
>> Mousefag
     File :-(, x)
Got really bored while talking on the phone, and this is really horrible.

But I like the "Female Customer" Concept.
I just imagine her with this uneven bob cut.

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>> Mousefag
>>174355
I love the thought of there being a teeny-tiny suit made just for him.?
>> Anonymous
>>174624

seconded
>> Anonymous
>>174644
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P3S-WUXuoA
some lovely force feeding around 3:00, and generally being cute the whole time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQZDesOE-p8
and the equally sexy slimy used car salesman dub version

>>174740
I can do all the dedede/escargon you people want, I just need a little something to feed on.. I haven't had any new customer material for such a long time, even just a few lines will do
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
never seen this character before, except what's been posted on /i/. never seen such a devoted fanartist before either.

there's a lot of layers to this.

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>> Anonymous
>>174828
thank you so much for that! you draw him really well.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I made this, then everything died
>> Anonymous
>>174970
If instead of a guy this was a chick I think this would be hot.
>> Anonymous
Time for my daily sage.
>> Anonymous
>>174983
Yeah
>> Anonymous
Do a Escargon/female Customer/Dedede threesome.
>> Anonymous
>>174970

Moar of these three
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
anyone else willing to trade anything?

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>> Anonymous
>>175108
i'll try drawing something later this week, but i cant vouch for quality.

id actually rather write something, but i dont really have the time due to real life obligations :(
>> Anonymous
>>175108
I fucking love this one. More jelly stuff!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I really need to get some sleep, might touch this one up tomorrow

>>175111
this is really unfortunate..but I'd still love to see another drawing.

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>> Anonymous
customer service's stubby legs always makes me think of amputee fetish.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
The chick is supposed to be a human flareon.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
hey, can you take a request for this? sorry for the apathetic!cs and lack of penis, but you said a few lines would do.

I doodled the gay snail because I wanted to.

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>> Wee Tara-Lynn210810 (Kaiverta)
I'm not really sure what's going on in this picture, but the quality is evident. It's awesome. <3
>> UFO !!+He5Oo7euSg
...does he really have those kinda legs/feet?
>> Anonymous
>>175182

yes, yes he does
>> Anonymous
>>175169
actually by lines I meant written ones, but I'll do a small request for this
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I think I'm done with this one

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>> Anonymous
>>175239

oh, I see. does a non-porn picture of two characters count as a small request?
>> Anonymous
>>175250
request away. if you can add in a small drabble I'll put more effort into it
>> Anonymous
>>175251

eh, maybe. what kind of drabble (if I do that, I might as well pick something different)?
>> Anonymous
>>175252
anything smutty is good, but I would especially love something with customer wearing panties.
>> Anonymous
>>175253

i'm a crap writer, but I guess a drabble is no big deal.

i'm torn between picking ddd/escargon or something from ssbb...give me a minute.
>> Anonymous
ok, i'm writing it.

>>175256

anyone want to pick between the two for me :/ i can't make up my mind.
>> Anonymous
>>175258
well, I have more experience in drawing dedede and escargon so it would probably turn out better than some characters I've never drawn before
and I'm so happy you're writing it already!
>> Anonymous
>>175261

alright then. could you draw a scene from this? http://community.livejournal.com/kirby_kinks/355.html?thread=5219#t5219

the third part please. I don't want to post the fic up here.

the drabble's a little crackish, but I hope you can forgive that with mention of rape :/
>> Anonymous
>>175264
sure, I'll get to work then
>> Anonymous
>>175266

its turning out to be too long. wow, i suck. here's the first part.

It was another dull, uneventful day at the Customer Service control panel room, where the attendant himself was bored to tears. Business was slow nowadays, especially since their number one customer, King Dedede, was nearly clean out of money. From what he heard, Dedede took to desperate measures and decided to whore out his snail servant for money. The man kind of sympathized with the little guy.

Sighing, he took out a pot and watered his pet demon beast, Lovely (that flower enemy from KSS...forgot its name). It kind of bounced around happily in its pot and smiled at CS. It was his only friend.

CS looked over to a neatly wrapped box lying on the floor that his boss sent over to him. Having nothing better to do, he might as well open it now. Inside of it, he found a pink dainty panty, with a tag that said "For CS." He blushed, a little put off that Nightmare would send him something dumb like this (a handheld would’ve been better at that moment), but decided to kill some time and try it out. No one would see him. Except the flower, but he didn’t care.

These are kind of comfortable, he thought. He looked at the tall mirror (he had to keep looking good for the customers y’know) and modeled a bit. Suddenly, a com panel opened up behind him, revealing the shadowy figure of his boss, Nightmare. Catching the panel in the mirror, Customer Service gave a surprised yelp and turned around, trying to cover himself up.
>> Anonymous
>>175267
I really, really like where this is going
>> Anonymous
>>175267

one more part.

“Glad you enjoyed the gift.” The shadow snickered.”Looks good on you.”

“Yeah…thanks for that, boss.” Customer was unamused. Nightmare saw this and evilly snickered even more, because he found it funny.

“Keep up the good work, and I’ll send you even more stuff. Like a handheld, or something.” Customer forgot about his embarrassed and perked up. “As long you work in those panties.” Customer frowned at this and muttered. “Well, as long as I don’t get a PSP…”

“What are you talking about, we don’t carry that sort of crap around here.” Nightmare clearly heard him. “Well, I gotta leave. Oh, and by the way, remember that serum we give to demon beasts to make them stronger? I had someone give that to your plant. Thought you should know.” Nightmare snapped his fingers, and immediately, Customer’s pet plant Lovely transformed into a monstrous, evil flower with sharp, wet teeth and shooting vines crawling over every part of the room. “Ta ta.” Nightmare dismissed, shutting off the intercom.
>> Anonymous
oh wow
if you write down the third part, I'll do 2 more requests
>> Anonymous
>>175271

really? I kind of skimped on the rape details, though...

third parts coming out in a moment.
>> Anonymous
>>175270

all done. I just had to do the last part.

Customer eyes went as big as dinner plates at the sight of his once lovely Lovely. He tried to dash out of the room, but the vines shot forward and wrapped around his arms and mid-section, pulling him back. It hauled him back face to face with the plant’s fearsome head. It’s glowing red eyes narrowed and ran its sharp drooling tongue over its teeth, causing Customer to gulp in fear. It’d have to punish its owner for trying to escape from its loyal pet. So the former Lovely proceeded probe the slimy vines under his panties and rape him. I won’t go into the details, but it raped him good. Trust me, he’ll be needing a wheelchair for weeks. As Customer gave a muffled cry (there were vines screwing his mouth too) and thought about what an effing jerk Nightmare was to him.

---
King Dedede mashed the button on his throne repeatedly, trying to get the stupid panel to come out of the room. “Where the heck is that guy! And just when I have enough money for a demon beast….” He growled, irritated, a whole bagful of Dededen, probably enough for 10 demon beasts, sitting beside him.

Escargon looked apathetically beside King Dedede, dressed in a skimpy red dress and make-up smeared on his face. He looked like grade A prostitute. He was never going to live this down.

Metaknight casually walked up to them and asked, “How much?” Dedede barely glanced at him, more intent on mashing the button. “800 Dededen.”

Metaknight paid him and took Escargon’s hand. “Let’s go.” The snail prostitute promptly dragged away.
>> Anonymous
>>175274

as for the trade....Falco and Diddy Kong from SSBB. If you need ideas, Falco tantalizingly eating a banana in front of Diddy.

For the second one, just Madame Flurrie from Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door. have her smoke a long fancy cigarette, if you like.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
you are a good person

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
2

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>> Anonymous
>>175279

thanks! ^^
>> Anonymous
>>175279
This is like one step removed from furry porn. Just FYI.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
and the last one

I'm always willing to trade more.

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
obligatory

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>> Anonymous
Hmm... Still taking requests?
>> Anonymous
>>175310
as long as its a trade of course
though I'll only be here for a couple of hours more, and then I'm leaving for 3 days, so you might need to wait a little
>> Anonymous
>>175311
I'd gladly trade some CS traditional inkings, 'cause I'm afraid I don't have a tablet XD
Though I'm not as gifted as you are in, *ahem* THIS department >XD
>> Anonymous
>>175312
again, I highly prefer fics/drabbles, unless it's really absolutely not an option
what's your request?
>> Anonymous
>>175313
If I wrote anything, it would probably suck big-time XD (I'd rather trade art, but again, I can only sketch and ink due to lack of a tablet)
I've always thought of CS as a Halloweenish (is that a word??) character, so... Anything with him in a Halloween theme, please >XD
Still want me to trade on my end? I'll try my best, but I don't know where to send it since I can't contribute here at the moment XD
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>175311
To pass the time, I offer my crappy inkling of whistling CS 8D
>> Anonymous
>>175318
thank you, it's cute
I won't take this request for now, but maybe I'll change my mind later on
I just want written material really badly now, especially after the previous somewhat cock teasing one
>> Anonymous
>>175320
Ah. Either way, keep up the good work. There are more Customer Service fags/whores out there than you think >XD
>> Anonymous
>>175306

holy crap, you drew het :O sorta...

yeah, i didn't see the episode with the flower, so I just made stuff up about it.
>> UFO !!+He5Oo7euSg
     File :-(, x)
I tried.

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>> Anonymous
>>175279

..hot
>> Anonymous
hey OP your gay, I'm fucking serious the stuff your drawings are so gay i wont even accept "balls aren't touching!". seriously do you get off by invading /i/ with gay? CAUSE YOUR FUCKING GAY
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Cyclops Motherfucking Customer

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>> Anonymous
>>175573

Hi, you must be new!
>> Anonymous
>>175573
lol invading /i/
His been here for so long
/i/ doesn't seem like /i/ without him on the front page.