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Final Transmission Dr. Amelia Nonymous
October 24, 2006
Mid-Western Base, Commander's Quarters

Well /i/, it's about thirty degrees here and I'm sitting at the computer terminal in nothing but my knickers, but I must say that this morning has been very enjoyable thanks to you all! Before the wolves manage to burrow into the compund, I'd like to say how happy I've been to be your friend-- especially you, Anonymous. We've been through so much, yet even the warmth of your cheerful messages and indominable wit cannot stop my agonizing hunger.
I've just urinated on myself for the heat, but regardless, I feel death creeping nearer.

Before I pass on, I would like to confess to the rest of you that I have eaten eight of the staff members to survive this long, except for Johannson who managed to barricade himself inside the animal testing lab. I would have liked to lose my virginity to him.

Well, farewell and goodbye. May we meet again.
>> Anonymous
oh.
>> Major Buttons
Gunships are on the way. hold tight sexy science-chan.
>> Rear Admiral Archibald
>>35476
What's with all the hubbub? It's just some ice and mist, forge on, I say!
>> Anonymous
fugly pls die soon.
>> Stepneydude
She died yet?
>> Anonymous
not