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Casual conversation Heist !Ea/loMuinM
Yeah Brenden, stop being paranoid.

Oekaki post(Time: 12 h 45 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>> Anonymous
Yoshi looks like he has the anatomy of a midget from the shoulders down. Is he?
>> Heist !Ea/loMuinM
>>73538
No
>> Anonymous
>>73540
Oh, ok.
>> Anonymous
why does the guy on the left have a retardo arm?

did you do that on purpose?
>> Anonymous
>>73542
He had a stroke, cut him some slack.
>> Anonymous
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GUYS, YOSHI'S ARMS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SHORT

IT'S A DINOSAUR!

Oekaki post(Time: 6 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Source:>>73537, Animation:View)
>> Anonymous
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Sorry, I saw another Heist thread and couldn't resist.

Oekaki post(Time: 26 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>> -(:)
Lifeless eyes, stupid arms, stupid pose, stupid everything!
>> Anonymous
>>73556
This makes me wish there were more Heist threads.
>> (:)-
NECKS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
>> Anonymous
GEE, WHAT AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION.
>> Anonymous
>>73537
/r/ them having hot shota sex.
>> Anonymous
what the fuck, man.
that is some awful anatomy.
>> Anonymous
holy fuck.
i'm normally not harsh at all on /i/ (/ic/ is a different story)
BUT FUCK ME!
this is baaaaaaaaad
>> Heist !Ea/loMuinM
I know I'm not good yet, but I'll keep on drawing
>> Jeezuz
Why does anonymous and that -(:)/(:)- fellow hate you so much? I see you casually and I see trolls pouncing on you? Although I agree that you need some more work on the human figure, I see that you have potential. So enlighten me, why are you a victim of senseless vituperations? By the way, I lurk in this board occasionally. (Plus people here can tell what you are drawing than some other doodles on this board)
>> -(:)
>>73588
just FYI I am a completely different person from (:)-, and I've been around way before the unoriginal fuck took up the name, too! :3 But at least you noticed that we have different names.

I'm not going to tell the story, if there even is one, but first of all it's 4chan, secondly I am tired of seeing his shit. I think the story was a long one, basically he wouldn't fix his shit and keeps making the exact same mistakes over and over, and he would redraw shitty pictures into his own barely mediocre creations which would have condescending connotations or something. I don't think I'm sober.
>> -(:)
>>73594
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>> ebee
>>73537
I absolutely hate this.
>> tl;dr Heist !Ea/loMuinM
Don't read this post if you're a troll, can't read, or to lazy to read every single sentence (Oh wait a minute, anonymous doesn't read every word)

>>73588
Whenever I post, I get troll comments and they sage me; I'm used to it (the troll posts are getting stale and redundant anyway). But don't mislead some, they are telling me the truth, they're harsh but I consider them (It's just that some anonymous, surnames, and tripcoders doesn't know how to make a courtesy sage therefore they are this): (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll)

The reason why I hang around in /i/ is that I want to draw. I have an artistic background (I'm more of a painter), but I know that I still have a lot to learn. I think the reasons why I have a harsh background is:

1) Yeah I was a noob when I found 4chan, I started to draw here and BAM! I met a troll for the first time, and he pissed me off when he said disgraceful words to my drawing. I did the foolish thing and fought back.

(again, even I knew I'm not that good when I started drawing here for the first time)

2) I made a spectacle of myself on /i/ and /ic/
I rant about how I was not good enough as an artist in this board, and I post my boring sketches in /ic/ just to see if I can have a good critique (to sum it up, I acted like a little brat and still I AM SORRY for that)

I JUST WANT TO DRAW (oops cruise control), I don't want total recognition (okay you notice me on how I draw this or that, if it's good or HORRIBLE) I just want to express myself (yeah it sounds corny) Drawing makes me relaxed from the arduous and harsh life (reality) that people live in everyday. I go out and do other activities and when I come home, I come here and doodle up something. I feel that some people here think I draw because I want attention (bah, that is just false, but I'm glad they even paid attention to me) Please don't think of me as this person. I think that you all know why I draw (at least MOST educated people do)
>> Heist !Ea/loMuinM
>>73600
Now for critiques, I'll gladly listen (but please do it courteously) I felt that I learn more from this board than /ic/ because the REALLY GOOD CRITIQUES are here. Yes I know that I can't be always told that this part of the body doesn't do that or the foreshortening is off, I just figure that if I keep on drawing, then one day I'll actually get what the critics are talking about. The /ic/ board is 95% trolls and drama and 5% actually relevant critiques; the board sucks balls anyway (PERIOD)

(Short critiques like "shit sux" "kill yourself"
"learn anatomy" "feet/legs/arms/hands don't work that way" "this is aaawwwffffuulll" is so negative and misleading, and also a way for the trolls to say "yeah I called your drawing shit, now pay attention to me)

If trolls actually read all of this, to sum it up (BAAAAAAAWWWWWW), but I just come here to relax and sketch

I'm saying the truth and it is the freaking truth (I haven't add anything extra, just from what I know in the past and now)/ I stated the words in a blunt, but not sardonic, matter/ Give me a break (really GIVE ME A BREAK)

Oh yeah, in before short troll comments like "stfu fag"/ the trolls are the same person anyway (insert anime emotion)/ there will be a hate bandwagon

I don't really need total sympathy (or better yet don't even think I need any)
>> Grawh! Anonymous
>>73601hort critiques like..."learn anatomy" "feet/legs/arms/hands don't work that way"....is so negative and misleading
I don't know about you, but that's pretty direct and blatant, not "negative" and "misleading", because seriously? Your shit does suck and you're doing nothing to improve it.
If you want your cock sucked then start working for it. Or go to Gaia/DA.
>> Bixnoodian
>>73604
mmmmmhhhhhmmmmm, this is the first troll that actually read and yet didn't make a valid conclusion

SHI- A nigger like me can read yet this white-ass redneck troll can't find the clues/ CONTEXT CLUES NIGGA, here's some of them them:

1. Second Passage >"shit sux" "kill yourself"
"learn anatomy" "feet/legs/arms/hands don't work that way" "this is aaawwwffffuulll"

Synthesis: What the hell, if I come up to you and say learn anatomy HELL, like what the torso the legs (now don't give me that EVERYTHING BULLSHIT) ELABORATE NIGGA, ELABORATE

2. Second Passage >I just figure that if I keep on drawing, then one day I'll actually get what the critics are talking about.

Synthesis: He implied that he sucks ass, what's not doing anything about it? OH MY GOSH

I feel ya Heist a.k.a ICI the rookie with a goal

NOW WHERE'S MY WATERMELON, SHI- I'm hungry, see ya'll at KFC
>> Anonymous
Over the span of half a year you have shown no improvement. The majority of your shitty drawings consist of only the upper torso of a generic, unoriginal, weeaboo guy and some wigger comment. You would think that someone that draws the same damn thing over and over for months on end would at least do that right, but because you dismiss any negative comment no matter how true it may be the damn anatomy remains horribly disfigured. If you are still seriously trying to learn anything, just give up. However, you probably stop trying a long time ago and only post pictures to receive your drama filled shitfest that will undoubtedly follow. Either way balls to the wall.
>> Anonymous
>>73612
Troll #2

I'll use an analogy: Myself

I have a real acne problem, I use every acne medication that says that it will stop breakouts...so is my acne gone HELL NO

I still have a pimples despite the meds that I applied to my face; but I said:

"Hey, do you think that the meds that I applied will stop the pimples from coming for two fucking days" WTF

Now my face is getting better, now I have to deal with the scars that was left

To relate my analogy, improvement will show gradually, not in 15 minutes
>> Anonymous
>>73614
Because 15 minutes is half a year?
>> Anonymous
>>73621
Doesn't know how analogies work?
>> (:)-
>>73594
Hey, this is my completely original name!

Note the diff- okay.
>> Anonymous
Steps to improving:

1. Stop watching animu
2. Start drawing real life
3. ???
4. Profit

Your arms are too short, your heads are too large, your necks are too long, your hands look like ass (i.e., misshapen), your legs suck, your foreshortening blows, your shading is bland and simple, your clothing is ugly, your faces are completely lacking of any sort of expression.

It's a boring picture with bad artwork.

That specific enough for you?

If you want to improve, study real anatomy. Buy a book, draw real reference photos, take a course in human physiology, SOMETHING, because right now you have no idea what proportions are or how the various parts of the body fit together.

Potential? Sure, in that you have enough time to waste doing this. You put enough time into something, you'll come out with something that looks tolerable from a distance, which is what you have here. Unless you want to improve and will WORK at it, you won't, and you haven't.
>> Anonymous
YOSHI! DONT YOU GET IT IDIOTS? I MAED YOU A PUN BUT YOU DIDNT EATED IT!
MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS TOO EXQUISITE FOR DUMBFUCKS LIKE YUO

CAPSLOCK IS COOL CONTROL FOR CRUISE
>> Anonymous
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Icy/Heist, here's a few stock photos to help you out.
>> -(:)
>>73680
Either Hicy or Ieist
>> -(:)
>>73695
Oh god stop using my name now that you're done quasi-trolling with it? :{
Actually, I never really cared, people would use my namefaggotry for random-ass reasons. I don't even know why.
>> Heist !Ea/loMuinM
>>73680
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