today i was doing some cleaning here at work, sweeping and stuff, and then i found this little green buggerhe got stuck inside after we closed last night, so i decided to put him in a glass while i finished my duties so i could release him outside lateri noticed he was very interested in my thumb, i thought he was hungry so i offered him a cherry which he refused. suddenly i noticed he was trying to put his wee between my nail and my thumbhere people says this green beetles (juanitos or pololos) bring good luck, maybe in his bug language he was saying "hey bitch, thanks to me you'll win the lottery so let me get some pussy"jesus buy me a drink, for a moment i felt sorry for the little guy so i thought of letting him get inside, but i didn't wanted to have my thumb full of bugcumi finished the cleaning and i went outside, the tiny sexual offender oppened his wings and flew away, i wish he could find a female to boneso, my only chance to get laid (even if it was against my will) gone with the windvideo of the bastard trying to thumbfuck meComment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.
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74 mb video? Looks like it was one helluva thumbfuck.
Well, I think that... um. Wait, what?
Oh dear..
That was one hell of a small wang on a big bug.
>>41461man, it was a small wang, but it was sharp like a knife. and he was decided to stick it in me
In before modification where they're relaxed and smoking cigarettes with a content look on their faces.
wutOekaki post(Time: 6 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Source:>>41449, Animation:View)
grin, just because i was trying to do something fast, i failed. no need to satrt a new threadOekaki post(Time: 5 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
This is what I think is happeningOekaki post(Time: 42 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Oh god its like that toe fungus gremlin commercial, only with eggs
>>41539visions of this image will forever haunt my dreams
>>41539saved for lolz