To: DaddyFrom: ShamusI HATE YOU.Oekaki post(Time: 31 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Where is mommy?
>>88187Oekaki post(Time: 5 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
DON'T CRY.Oekaki post(Time: 5 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Source:>>88188, Animation:View)
To: ShamusFrom: Baby MetroidAttached is a picture of me and my mommy. You guys look an awful lot similar. Are you related?Oekaki post(Time: 8 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>88194Do not try to deceive me, Metroid.I WILL have your secrets.Oekaki post(Time: 9 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
ARGH FUCKOekaki post(Time: 6 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
Shamus is a robot!
I AM THE METROIDSOekaki post(Time: 7 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Source:>>88196, Animation:View)
There are not enough 'Samus rapeing a shota' pictures in existence, someone fix this.
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no relationship to Seamus Aryan.DEATH TO THE COMMUNIST METROIDOekaki post(Time: 12 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>88273OH SHIT, I just realized.ARE YOU DAN KIM?!?!?!?
>>88210Oekaki post(Time: 1 h 43 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>>88288what makes you think that? I've never seen dan's work in /i/ before.
>>88302Anonymous demands more of this fap material!
>>88302DAMN thats hot
>>88302moar of this cute tiny boy
>>88310There's a naked chick on top and you want a little boy. Fag.
>>88312I demand you change your name to Captain Obvious RULES.
>>88312We're all anonymous here, tripfag.
>>88312You dont seem to understand the whole point of shota.
>>88302Your next task is an illustration of Samus having intercourse with Shamus. Do this and your mission shall be complete.
>>88316The point of shota is to give me animu women to fap to instead of animu girls. If you're fapping to the little boy, you are a female on the internet, and we all know that can't be.
>>88371agreed. shota serves only to make the woman the dominant figure in the picture. that said, age for more Samus x shota!
>>88371>>88378Pedos in denial, Samus is already a strong woman she doesnt have to fuck little boys to be strong.
>>88186Omg.. is that one in the green "me" from my wisdom teeth thread?or....?lol either way.
>>88398And yet, still no yuri.Also, more Samus x Shota?Shit, what kind of freak looks at both shota and yuri?
>>88407Ahjeeze, I'll get to it..
>>88422What, the yuri or the shota? ...Or, could it be, BOTH? Or, or, a foursome with Samus, Widsom Tooth Topic Girl, some shota, and Winry? And hell, why not toss Zelda in there too?
>>88424I'm the tooth chick, lol. I'll do whatever. shota/yuri/clusterfuck, the best I can.. I guess.
>>88426What? A girl willing to draw a porn request for a nerd? One that includes a depiction of herself?! Something about this doesn't seem quite right....
>>88437I don't believe her either.
Shamus should draw herself wearing a diaper. Panties are boring.
>>88426What? A girl willing to draw a porn request for a nerd? One with a depiction of herself, even?! Something doesn't seem right....>>88438Gah, I was hoping nobody had read that yet. I deleted the post to add the pictureOekaki post(Time: 7 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Pro, Animation:View)
>>88439No.Panties > diapers.Keep your baby fetishes out of this.
>>88441Lies. Unless they are Hello Kitty panties, or have ruffles on them.
>>88443Not lies.Not everyone has a diaper fetish you know. Most people enjoy regular panties.
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>>88445Like, normal white panties?But that's BORING!
I've got a request: Post your real picture so we can compare it to your drawn facsimile for inaccuracies.
>>88447Not if you cum on them.
Sage for awkward Samus body, pedos in the same place as underaged weeaboos, badly drawn porn and women not in the kitchen.
>>88451>pedos in the same place as underaged weeabooshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>88439Oekaki post(Time: 43 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal)
>>88455lol, 45 mins.. I'm slow.
>>88455Sex with me. NAO. <3
>>88455/r/ AIM and or e-mail.
>>88455We need a picture of Samus spanking Shamus.
>>88455Why is diaper pink?
>>88457lol>>88458rarely-used aim is in email field.>>88460different color for shading, thought pink would be more baby-ish. I dunno.
>>88461Well, pink diapers are sexier than regular diapers, so kudos to you I guess.
>>88461Are you as hot as your pictures imply?
>>88464This is /b/. I hate to break it to you, but in the unlikely scenario that she/he actually IS female, it's going to be a morbidly obese Yaoi fantard.
>>88464Whatever I say will be taken as an internet veil of lies.. for or against me, so I won't answer it.Which will also be misconstrued as an "She won't say then she's ugly" against me comment.I will say I don't actually have bangs, just really long blond hair.I am anonymous, sorta.. so that's that.
>>88467this is /i/, genius. /b/ is <---that way.
>>88447Diapers are usually white, moreso than panties.>>88467This isn't /b/.
>>88467>>This is /b/Oh wow, MONSTER fail
>>88467This isn't /b/.
>>88470But diapers have the inherent babyish cuteness that panties lack. Unless someone shit in them, but that's a scenario I'm pretty sure neither of us find appealing.
Shamus is cute.I will call her cute-chan.
WHERE IS YOUR LOCATION ON THE WORLD
Too much shamus. I'm over it now.
>>88476Daww, that's sweet.>>88477BUGS BUNNY ALWAYS FORGOT TO TAKE A LEFT TURN WHERE I IS!
>>88474>babyish cutenessThere's such a thing as too pedo anonymous.Too.Pedo.
>>88480It's not pedo if the person wearing the diaper is an adult with boobs and a fully developed vagoo.
>>88481But the nature of the fetish is pedo if you enjoy diapers because it's something babies wear.
>>88482Well, not if diapers on babies turns you off.
>>88479Have you ever had sex with Bugs Bunny?
>>88478Aww, well... damn. My 15mins are over.Good while it lasted though.
>>88484no I have not.
>>88486You should change that. I hear he comes around those parts a lot, and you can't deny that he is a sexy beast.
I'm still waiting for my picture of Samus spanking Shamus. >:(
>>88483But then it makes no sense."I like diapers on women because it makes them look cute like babies.""But then you like the diapers which babies wear, because it gives the women baby-like qualities.""But diapers on babies actually turns me off."
>>88490Wait, it's...but...It's not pedo if I'd be willing to fuck an adult but not a baby.
>>88492Sure, but the nature of the diaper fetish is still pedo. Your actions aren't, but the thoughts that are part of the fetish are.Essentially, you aren't a pedophile, but you have a bit of a tendency towards it.
Dear Shamus: Are you a virgin and have you ever sucked a cock
>>88497Not that it's any of your business; no I'm not a virgin and yes I have sucked cock. :)
>>88500o okay because I heard cock tastes rubbery and i have never been able to bend over far enough to taste it.
>>88500Draw it.
>>88500fag.
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>>88508*fap fap fap fap fap*
>>88500Fuck you, man. YOU ARE NOT ME.
>>88528Lol, shut up.. Don't try to impersonate me, faggot.
>>88530Perhaps you should study my behavior more thoroughly, fool. I would never use the word "lol", nor "faggot". As well, I would have noticed the double-periods you've failed to remove.
>>88532Oh this is rich, okay buddy pretend to be me. I don't care. Have fun with your little game..
>>88533Why would I sage my own thread, by the by? And again, double periods.
>>88535because I don't want to bump this bullshit.And if you notice, I have a habit of using double periods after a sentence;See>>88426>>88468And>>88485All me.You must be really bored..
>>88536Wait, what?I would NEVER consider ANYTHING Shamus as "bullshit", and I certainly would never want to sage it, especially MY OWN threads.Fact: I bump my threads if they fall too far down the page.
>>88536Also, go back to /b/, and/or underage ban.