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The Adventures of the little page Anonymous
Once in a small hamlet not too far from here,
there lived a strong knght and his cute little page.
The page worked day and night to please the knight's every need.
Then one day, the knight proclaimed
"Young page! I need no more for these gears of old. Go forth to the hamlet, sell these items, and have yourself a grand time."
"Oh boy oh boy, a vacation for me!" excaimed the little page, for usually when his master was this drunk, he had but beatings by the threes.

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>> Anonymous !mL2ZRk1cK.
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Upon entering the village, the little page met a hag so ugly.
So spoke the hag: "Give me thine gears of knight, and I shall grant you thy night to forget not!"
"Indeed!" cried the Page, and the hag and he interchanged.
The hag remarked: "Here are potions three for the use of thee."
"Use bottles three as labeled underneth."

The bottle of first had in fact, gold.
"Mother's gold jar. Open when gold is in need."
"Gold!" thought the little page.
He immediately made his mind to hire a hooker.

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>> Anonymous !mL2ZRk1cK.
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"Hear me, little page" said the town girl for hire.
It is the dry season once more, and I have very dry skin. Long fable abridged, does thou page have some lube before we act to our bargain?

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>> Anonymous !mL2ZRk1cK.
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Remembering the potions left from the hag,
he eagerly responded "Yes, I do!" and
without reading the label poured
what was in a bottle of one
all over his regions below.

And to his surprise,
where one penis once stood was now two.

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>> Anonymous
god i'm so excited
>> Anonymous
>>63335
Berries? Berries and what else?
>> Anonymous !mL2ZRk1cK.
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Lo and behold, our young page with penis two.
Eager was he to try out his new goods.
Approched did he the maiden for hire,
and each limb found its way in its other.

"Eek! Wait! Had I told thou not that I have dry skin?!"
But soon she knew better than to banter.

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>> Anonymous
Oh my god. Epic fairy tale in the making.
>> Anonymous
>>63335
>>63337
berries? berries and what?
>> Anonymous
Wow this is super gay.
>> Anonymous
what the shit

Mods deleted my combo breaker.

way to go fags.
>> Anonymous
>>63378
>>what the shit
>>Mods deleted my shitty attempt at lulz.
>>i am a dramafag.

fixed
>> Anonymous
What's in the third bottle?
>> Anonymous
MOAR
>> Anonymous
what the fuck happened to the third bottle
>> Anonymous
>The page worked day and night to please the knight's EVERY need.
If the knight beat him, you know what he also used him for.