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Why? Tom Green
Why, 4chan? I just want to keep doing what I love - entertaining people. Why do you have to keep ruining my show? What have I ever done to deserve this from you? Please let me be, and I'll do my best to provide entertaining web content for you.

All the best,
Tom Green
>> -(:)
I am sick today, it's a terrible omen.

My call got in right when the phones got hacked >:{ I had something intelligent to say.
GirlTalk was much better but I got bored.
>> Anonymous
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>> Penis Moai
DO A BARREL ROLL

...do a barrel roll?

DO A BARREL ROLL

...I do a barrel roll?

A BARREL ROLL

...a barrel roll?

YEAH!

...do a barrel roll?
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>> -(:)
A BARREL ROLL? A BARREL ROLL.
PRESS Z OR R TWICE
USE BOOST TO GET THROUGH
TRY A SOMERSAULT
I never could, 'cause I was using keyboard.