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Anonymous the Story Writer
[Scene 1] Enter Cap-tan sleeping in her bed at home. Suddenly, disaster strikes! A large explosion! Cap-tan goes out to investigate while making witty remarks. Once reaching the top of the hill, she meets with Anonymous and Kina. Soon, Rickzor and other known drawhores arrive. After little to no dialogue, they enter the big action sequence with Cap-tan's evil twin brother, a recurring and hilarious gag character. Soon, Cap-tan is on her way to Canada, where she must climb the dangerous, terrifyingly snow covered, and highly over exaggerated mountain and eventually reaches the sanctuary of EFG. After another psychotic yet hilarious action sequence, Cap-tan collects the video tape with the secret to drawing perfection during a huge hard-rock musical number with EFG himself and a few dozen random bystanders. At this point, my writing has become rather illegible, and the script is littered with coffee/soda/indecipherable stains and doodles of various celebrities as cowboys...
...Right. Well, obviously this movie would make millions of dollars in the first two weeks, then completely drop and yield a direct-to-video sequel entitled "Cap-tan's day in France"... Or maybe I'm thinking too far into this.
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