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Anonymous
/r/ Cap-tan storyline.
>> Anonymous
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she likes donuts
>> Anonymous the Story Writer
[Scene 1]
Enter Cap-tan sleeping in her bed at home. Suddenly, disaster strikes! A large explosion! Cap-tan goes out to investigate while making witty remarks. Once reaching the top of the hill, she meets with Anonymous and Kina. Soon, Rickzor and other known drawhores arrive. After little to no dialogue, they enter the big action sequence with Cap-tan's evil twin brother, a recurring and hilarious gag character. Soon, Cap-tan is on her way to Canada, where she must climb the dangerous, terrifyingly snow covered, and highly over exaggerated mountain and eventually reaches the sanctuary of EFG. After another psychotic yet hilarious action sequence, Cap-tan collects the video tape with the secret to drawing perfection during a huge hard-rock musical number with EFG himself and a few dozen random bystanders. At this point, my writing has become rather illegible, and the script is littered with coffee/soda/indecipherable stains and doodles of various celebrities as cowboys...

...Right. Well, obviously this movie would make millions of dollars in the first two weeks, then completely drop and yield a direct-to-video sequel entitled "Cap-tan's day in France"...
Or maybe I'm thinking too far into this.
>> Anonymous
1.Cap-tan is created
2.Cap-tan is met with resistance
3.????
4.Cap-tan is eventually destoryed
>> Anonymous
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there's not much of a story. Cap-tan loves anon-kun, but anon-kun doesn't loves her. Most of the threads are /r/ deliveries, but there's the odd storyline here and there...
Really, there should be page for cap-tan...
>> Anonymous
what the fuck
>> Anonymous
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Cap-tan meets resistence.
>> sage !tsGpSwX8mo
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>> Anonymous
fyi cap-tan's anus is easily penetrated by the male phallus. I lost my pictures proving this though so if anyone else has any please post k thx. This could be the greatest thread in the history of /i/ if only we BELIEVE :D
>> Anonymous
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cap-tan's summary
>> Anonymous
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>>83203
>> cap-tan !yERgXeeCOA
>>83193
>>83194
>>83196
>>83199
>>83203
interesting!
>> Anonymous
>>83207
sexcellent delivery of the goods sir
>> Anonymous
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>>83211
yes, my cap-tan collection amuses/frightens me...
>> Anonymous
>>83206
>>83207

Awww... look at that! They're making up!
>> Anonymous
Why does everyone hate Cap-tan so much? =(
>> Anonymous
Personally, I love the cap-tan threads.
>> Anonymous
>>83515
me too
>> Anonymous
This thread, with the exception of>>83198and>>83201are all Cap-Tan. No one likes Cap-Tan. She is a terrible draw whore, and an indredibley mediocre artist. Please, stop making new threads, we all know it's you.
>> Anonymous
>>83834
Lies!
I am the (only) anon who likes cap-tan (who is not cap-tan's artist). So there's TWO people in the thread.
So there.
>> Anonymous
This entire thread is the same person: me!
>> Anonymous
>>84208
There's also me. Puedo probarlo facilmente por que soy el que habla español...
Seriously, some people like cap-tan. You can accept that much, don't you?
>> Anonymous
>>84215
Cap-Tan is pure fiction. Especially the part about anon eventually warming up to her in her comic.

I guess that makes you fictional too. Huh.
>> Anonymous
Keep this shit in one thread faggots