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too long error, so im posting in 3 parts Anonymous
okay so what the fuck? im 34 years old, and my marriage, well, it just seems like its missing something i guess, its kind of hard to explain

anyways ive tried fucking everything, like ive been going to a shrink for like 2 months and ive been sending letters to dear abby like no fucking tomorrow and shit

so yeah, anyways, one day i decided fuck this, its taking too fucking long, im going to a psychic, right? so i find this haggard blue tent in some alley, with all that glowy crystal shit, and it just has a familiar feeling about it, you know, the tent itself was liek drawing me in like id been there before, so i went in

there was this old lady sitting there with this shitty died grey blond hair, and her delicious looking loli assistant (maybe daughter or something?) who was helping her clean

so i tell her i want to talk, and she looks at me like with this crazy look, like not scary crazy, but like she knew what i was there for, and then she nods knowingly and whispers to her assistant who then leaves us alone, and im like fuck there goes the fun and shit, but whatever

so then the psychic lady takes a glass of water and drops some shit in it and it starts smoking like a fuckmagician, and then she sits us down around her crystal ball, and i tell her my problem

so shes like then explaining to me how the root of that shit is linked to a past life or something probably and shes like relax and i will let you go back or some crazy psychic jibba jabba i dont know

so then im trying to relax when all of a sudden the smoke starts turning pink and im like fuck whats going on and i look and the glass is all fucking bubbling and crimson colored like a bloodfucker volcanoride and im like shit this is some trippy ass nigleteerage
>> part II Anonymous
and then all of a sudden shes like gone, or more accurately im gone from her, im like in a new fucking world, but it seems so fucking old, like ive been there before

theres cool wavy green pastures and i see this guy and i instantly recognize him, even though ive never seen him before, hes some native american indian nigger, but i feel like i know him, and hes walking so i kind of float after him

then he gets up to these wigwams and i instantly think of my house for some reason, and also the tent back in the matrix, and its like shit, whats going on, have i been here before? and these are some dope wigwams, theyre just drawing me in as well, all homely and foamy and shit, and i just wanna wrap myself in the delicious flat canvas and choke to death, all nice and peacefully and shit, you know?

so then im chillin in the wigwam with my man, who i still dont know, andwere relaxing and hes makign some tea shit out of herbs, and its all steamy and nice

but then a bunch of tribesmen come into the wigwam, and theyre all yelling at eachother in this tribal language and i dont understand a thing but they look really upset and disagreeable and shit, and im kinda scared since i dont know whats going on

so then i look outside and i see it, its like the fucking god of wigwams, fucking huge and pink loli with a delicious flat chest and shes got all this crazy ass shit like wings and a halo and tentacle shit coming out of her head, except also she has this thick, juicyfat gargantuan healthy looking delicious cock sprouting out of her, and the cock distracts me at first, but then it hits me
>> part III Anonymous
she looks exactly like my fucking wife! what the fuck is this shit!? why is evertyhing here so fucking familiar? ive never been a fucking wigwam ape! or have i? what the fuck, maybe the psych bitch was right

so anyways im sitting there in awe of the wigwam motherfuck god, when all of a sudden the tribesmen pull me inside of the wiggerwam, and they all go into fetal postiion on the floor and lay me over them like a sheild, and im like shit what is fucking going on?

and then as im lying there, i hear a roar, and the canvas dents and ripples, and then all of a sudden the wigwam wall tears and through it slams this giantic floppy cock and its fucking huge and waiving around and i jump out of the wigwam and i see the god, and im like what the fuck!

its fucking painful to watch, she is grappling the base of her fat loli cock with both hands and fucking shaking it violently back and forth and trying to rip it off, and before i can react more the root of the cock ruptures and blood just starts pouring out

first, buckets of red just flowing and dripping straight down the gods crotch and off her legs, and then streams clinging to the shaft and flowing to the tip of her cock and covering it with red juice and dribbling everywhere and all over my motherfuck wigwam, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

AND THEN IT HITS ME!?!? HOLY SHIT!!! MY WIFE HAD A FUCKIGN COCK AND SHE TORE IT OFF TO BE NORMAL!??!?! FUCK!! GOD DAMN IT, THIS IS THE WORST!! OF COURSE SOMTHINGS MISSING!!! I MEAN I DONT EXCPECT MY WIFE TO BE A LOLI GOD, BUT I LOEV COCK!!! SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOTHERFUCK DONE THAT!! SHE DIDNT NEED TO!!!

MOtHEFUCKING TRAGEDY!!!!
>> captain !v/rTh0HxaQ
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