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Anonymous
llo guise im tinkin in protals

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>> Anonymous
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self buttrape is obligatory

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>> Anonymous
>>104786
"You know, that wouldn't actually work. You would be able to get your dick inside of your asshole, but you wouldn't be able to go any further or pull out at all. As you moved your hip forward, your butt would go forward an equal distance. So you could penetrate yourself, but the only way to really fuck yourself would be to move the portal itself." --Anonymous
>> -(:)
>>104799
Oh wow. AGE for this.
>> Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!VJX
>>104799

Then put the portal onto something flat, but movable - like a sheet of plywood, or foam board.
>> Avatarfag !Omg/zoMg7.!!9/e
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1. Attach portal to a plank and a wall
2. Tie plank to butt
3. ????
4. PROFIT

It's not rocket science, guys.

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>> Kina !sexyPUTAS.
>>104815
You -would- figure that out.
>> Anonymous
>>104815
MORE LIKE, AVATARFIGURESSTUFFOUT. Zing.
>> Boros !9kbJjvwmwE
>>104815
portals cannot be on mobile surfaces.
>> Anonymous
>>104876
They can be if you're a real man.
>> Anonymous
>>104876
Walls are mobile. So is the ground and the Earth, it's all being mobile through space.
>> Anonymous
Thinking with portals aside, why would you want to rape yourself?
>> Anonymous
>>104883
Novelty.
>> Anonymous
>>104883
insurance money
>> Anonymous
>>104883
because portals makes everything awesome.


Except furries, of course.
>> Avatarfag !Omg/zoMg7.!!9/e
>>104858
I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR JUST A SHORT WHILE.

>>104862
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, zing.

>>104876
YES THEY CAN SILLY HELMET SNAKE.

>>104883
It's not rape, it's consensual. And it feels AWESOME.
>> Anonymous
>>104815
now you're thinking with planks
>> Anonymous
Hahaha. I posted that copypasta about why it wouldn't work.

Now, I am impressed with /i/'s ingenuity.
>> Anonymous
>>104815


So simple , so brilliant.
>> Anonymous
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With this setup you dont need any moving portals. Sit on the orange side, and go to town on the blue side by moving up and down, (?????, profit etc.)

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>> Anonymous
>>105280
gay, portals are touching
>> Anonymous
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why portals must be priority technology

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>> Anonymous
>>105280
But as you thurst forth your ass will move away, and same with your dick vice versa! D:
>> Anonymous
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>>105309
that's only the case if you move straight forward and back. When the portals are at an angle you can get closer by moving down towards where the portals meet, and farther by moving up and away from the portals.

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>> Anonymous
if portals can be on moveable objects, then what happens if you put the portal entrance trough the exit?
>> telltelltell !fScTfea2rc
>>105325
MY GOD

SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN THE NOBEL PRIZE
>> Anonymous
>>105340
Same as dividing by zero.
>> Anonymous
>>105325

Dear lord! HES THINKING WITH PORTALS
>> Anonymous
>>105340
it's been done.
>> ?????????????????????????????Anymonous?
God, why can't /i/ threads be archived yet? Someone screen cap it, as I am too lazy.
>> Anonymous
>>105365
File > Save Page As
>> Anonymous
i love /i/
>> Anonymous
>>105370
but how do you save the epic animations?