BEHOLD! FLYING JESUS!
such strength, such power...just like Mother Russia's rasputin ...!!!OMG, DOESN'T RASPUTING LOOK A BIT TOO MUCH LIKE JESUS?!OH DEAR LORD, RASPUTIN = JESUSTIME PARADOX! the world will go MAD!
Jesus Powers FTW
he'll save the shit outta your soul
He got his flying power from the nuns
splendid like a fire
since when was Jesus bald?I thougt he got his power from his hair.
>>30971How the fuck would anyone know what his hair looked like?I bet he had a jewfro.
It was an afro man, Jesus was totally a nigger.
Jesus wasn't black or white, he was middle-eastern
>>30971I think you mean Samson (?????).Read the bible. Or listen to the Gouge Away song by The Pixies, which is pretty fucking cool and more or less about the guy."chained to the pillarsa 3-day partyi break the wallsand kill us allwith holy fingers"
>>30992Pretty sure he was referring to how Jesus is frequently drawn with hippie hair.I stand by the jewfro. He's Jewish, curly hair's in his blood.
devin townsend jesus?
JESUS CHRIST HAD DREADS SO SHAKE EMI DON'T HAVE NONE BUT I'M PLANNIN' ON GROWIN' SUMIMAGINE ALL THE HEBREWS GOIN' DUMBDANCING ON TOP OF THE ROOFTOPS AND TURNING TIGHT ONESOOH, TELL ME WHEN TO GO
>IMAGINE ALL THE FIDDLERS GOIN' DUMB>DANCING ON TOP OF THE ROOFTOPS AND TURNING TIGHT ONESfixedalso L'SHANAH TOVAH TIKATEV V'TAIHATEM, MOTHERFUCKERS