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Damaged Goods fanart? Anonymous
It's become a source of passionate debate and raised voices over on /b/. If you're unfamiliar, read the full story here: http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods

Do your best.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
tl,dr or TL,DR-EST?
>> -(:)
I read the whole thing, it is pretty wow :3
>> Anonymous
>>44639

summary for monglers:
This girl is a half-Japanese 7-year old with green eyes and blonde hair. Sadly, she gets in a car crash. She loses her arm, her eye, both her legs, and worst of all, her parents.

She's a legal orphan, and she's in a nursing home. The late shift nurse-orderly is a /b/tard. He is the only person there between the hours of 1 to 5. He is known as Nurse-kun, or Anonynurse.

Nurse-kun is feeling emotions he doesn't quite understand. How will he effect the life of this poor orphan girl? Only time, and his posts on /b/, will tell.
>> Anonymous
>>44637
that's actually a pretty good picture considering that you don't really know for sure how she looked like.
>> Anonymous
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4,687,543 hours in MS paint
>> Anonymous
Japanese with blonde hair and green eyes?
DOESN'T SOUND FUCKING JAPANESE TO ME.
>> Anonymous
>>44645
she's half scandinavian or something
>> Anonymous
>>44645
if you read the early parts of the story, her dad was somewhat european (thought to be swedish), and her mother was japanese-american.
>> captain !v/rTh0HxaQ
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rozen maiden + dan kim's nana comic strips + /b/ = damagedgoods

also copypasta potential

fuck, i this is the worst time of the year to catch a flu, i'm drinking water like a camel and my brains are boiling

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>> Anonymous
>>44637
OP: I really like your drawing style. Do you have any other works?
>> got trolled. end_of_ !mL2ZRk1cK.
>>44648

Green eyes (like blue eyes) are a recessive trait. You cannot just marry a japanese woman as a blue or green eyed man and expect to have blue eyed and orange haired children (they will, in fact, most likely all have brown eyes and very dark hair). As much as I wish the story was real... I'm quite certain it's not.
>> Anonymous
>>44655
my mom has blue eyes, my dad has brown

my brother has blue eyes, i have brown
>> Anonymous
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>> Nurse-kun
Wow.

Uh, I'm not sure exactly what to say, but I suppose I can at least give you a fair description of her.

She's seven years old, scandanavian father, japanese mother. I'm not a geneticist, so I don't know the odds, but she wound up with blonde hair, somewhere between ash and honey, I'd say, and green eyes. She also wound up with a skintone somewhere between his (I'm guessing) pale fjordish and her (also guessing) pale japanese. Her features are predominantly still japanese in configuration, with minor caucasian/fjordish bits here and there: She tends toward the EXTREMELY cute variety of japnese-ish girl features, however, petite and 'idol' worthy. She's beautiful, by any standard.

She was a physically active girl before the accident, involved in both general athletics and gymnastics, it seems...probably the main reason she's doing so well with her rehab. She's rather petite, average-little-japanese-girl sized, but not tiny. No particularly special innate physical characteristics from the neck down.
>> Anonymous
>>44654

http://wikichan.org/wiki/Image:1166306344915.gif
>> Anonymous
>>44656
You fail at genetics.

Western people with brown eyes are either BB or Bb. Japanese people however are all BB. If they weren't there would be blue eyed japs. So this Eurofag is bb, he fucks the Jap who is BB and therefore produces a loli who is Bb, therefore brown eyed.

Of course she could be a mutant. But then where's her special powers, huh?
>> Anonymous
> No particularly special innate physical characteristics from the neck down.

Except for the missing limbs.
>> Anonymous
>>44654
Uhh, I hate to disrupt this thread- I'm the sysop of that wiki, I just found that and uploaded it from a Gurochan thread someone linked to on the original thread. I may put a bunch of those pics on the wiki- none of them seem to be by the same artist, but they are all of the same girl (Missing eye, missing arm, missing leg(s)).
>> -(:)
Nurse-kun? In MY /i/? Improbable!
Also, how much exactly do we even know? Do we know for sure that the moms was a pureblood immigrant jap?
>> Anonymous
>>44663
We don't, to be honest.

Also, eye color seems to be a little more complicated than BB vs Bb.
>> Nurse-kun
Her right arm was amputated trans-tibially (through the upper arm), about four inches below the shoulder. Both her legs are trans-femur amputations (through the thigh), roughly halfway down. She doesn't have Bikko-style hypertrophic scarring at any of these locations, though the injuries only occured roughly three months ago, so they're still quite new, and still healing completely.

She's learning to walk again with a pair of prosthetic legs; these include artificial knees (hydraulic models, I think), and she uses silicone sheathes that then hold the sockets in place via suction. Her prosthetic right arm is a mixture of cosmetic and functional, with a myolectric hand and bodypowered elbow; it's also held in place via suction between the socket and the stump.

Her right eye was lost, and has since been fitted with a prosthetic orb and a cosmetic 'glass eye' that looks quite a bit like her real one, though you can tell up close. There was some scarring over her eyelids and above and below the socket, since the eye was lost via a chunk of shrapnel in the accident, and it tore up the surroundings somewhat, too. Not as large as the first picture in the thread, but noticible.

She wears relatively simple sets of clothing...gowns, housecoats, etc. Shit, almost forgot: Her hair is somewhat short all-round, the original picture in this thread is actually not that far off...she hasn't been wearing it up in ribbons or barrettes or such much, since she doesn't like people helping her with it, and she can only do so much by herself.

Not entirely sure what I think about all this, but if people feel the need, who am I to object?
>> Anonymous
>>44662
/r/ link to gurochan thread?
>> captain !v/rTh0HxaQ
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now now, this could be source of many lols, but i got bored fast, needs more anon posting fun stuff

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>> Anonymous
>>44665
SHE'S A CYBORG
>> Anonymous
>>44662

damn. so this artist does guro.. oh well.
>> Anonymous
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When I think of nurse-kun, I think of this.
>> (:)-
>>44655
Fail, learn to gene.

It's quite a story, Anonynurse.
>> Anonymous
>>44665
The description alone makes me want to cry.
>> Anonymous
>>44670
No need to jump to that conclusion. The picture of the OP is most likely intended to be Bikko, an original character that got somewhat popular over the tubes of the internet. Because of her nature as a kickass amputee, I heard that she's a little like a meme/mascot/internet for the gurochan crowd. She's just known there, the actual artists behind any of her pictures might be anyone.
>> -(:)
>>44672
Oh snap! Is dis sum reverse slime? :3

Also: Bikko is cool.
>> Nurse-kun
>>44663
Frankly, all my information about her parents is secondhand gossip from the hospital, and a bit from her records. It hardly included a family tree, or even pictures of what her parents actually looked like.
>> (:)-
>>44675
No.
>> Anonymous ???????ROIREPUS ->
>>44677

you know, with the details you're giving, esp. the time of her accident, it'll get pretty easy to track down who she is as long as that's been in at least one news story lately.
>> -(:)
Well it happened like three months ago, I don't know..
>> Anonymous ???????ROIREPUS ->
>>44677

You know, with all the details you're giving, esp. the time of her accident, it'll get pretty easy to track down who she is as long as its been in at least one news story at the time. (fixed)
>> Nurse-kun
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>>44681
Uh huh.

Someone else drew this in /b/, thought it'd be wasted disappearing there.
>> Anonymous
>>44660
oh lord, thats the example they always give in hs bio, with the disclaimer at the beginning: "EYE COLOR DEPENDS ON WAY MORE GENES THAN THIS, JUST PRETEND SO WE CAN GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE, OKAY?"

Also, I should hope that nothing happened to the girl. It'd be a terrible thing for him to do. Its... disgusting.
>> Anonymous
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Shamelessly stolen.
>> Serenity
Dan Kim needs to do a picture of her. <3
>> Anonymous
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I'm not a great drawer but I really wanted to make some type of fanart for this since it's pretty sweet.

Remember folks, not an artist...
>> Anonymous
>>44688
Is that a blue couch or a box?
Oh God I hope it is a box.
>> Anonymous
>>44691
supposed to be an armchair...i mean box...
>> Anonymous
Amputee-chan, loli. A girl barely functional. Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic loli. Amputee-chan will be that loli. Better than she was before. Better, cuter, sexier.

The only question is, will we get that slow-motion creepy beeping sound every time she smiles?
>> Anonymous
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>>44693
DID I DO IT RITE?!

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>> Anonymous
>>44698
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
>> Anonymous
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>>44675

agree
Bikko IS cool
>> Anonymous
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Someone say Bikko Flood?
>> Anonymous
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wow that wikis pretty up to date even has this thread!
>> Anonymous
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This story is touching, so I had to draw something.
I hope that she eventually recovers. Good luck with all your adoption plans and such.

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>> Rickz0r
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>> Moe Christmas Snow
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Anonynurse, your pooper jokes aside, you've managed to genuinely warm this grinch heart of mine. I'll finish this later if somebody doesn't get to it before me. Either way I wish you and our little accident-tan the very best this Christmas and in the coming new year that will likely put you and definitely put her through a whole lot of trials.

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>> Anonymous
>>44714

RECOVERS?

THE FUCK

HUMANS CAN'T GROW LIMBS BACK YOU KNOW
>> -(:)
>>44724
Oh Anonymous, I loled.
People can recover mentally, partially, such and such too, you know.
>> Anonymous
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BOOOORIIING

does she HAVE to be japanese? you know grandmas like denzel washington because they want a black man with a really huge dick, i mean c'mon

and is not like japanese lolis are that cute
>> Anonymous
>>44665
>Her right arm was amputated trans-tibially (through the upper arm)

PROTIP: the tibia is a bone in the lower leg. The right word for an amputation through the upper arm is transhumeral.
I doubt the OP is a genuine registered nurse, he'd know at least this much.
>> Anonymous
>>44693
I was really thinking more like Gunslinger Girl, myself...
>> Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!VJX
Fuck, Nurse Otoko is going to turn out to be even more epic than Itoko Otoko.

Whatever happens, Nurse-kun, me and my tripcode are behind you.

Cue chorus of Fury of the Storm.
>> Nurse-kun
>>44756
Fuck, this is why you don't drink and post, as lame and undoubtedly made-up as that sounds.

Guess it's a good thing I didn't go for med school after all. Anyway, need to head in to the 'office' in time for the nurses' lunchtime gathering, to bounce my idea off them before I take it to the administration office.
>> Anonymous
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Nurse-kun, I drew her a little older than 7, for your benefit.

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>> Anonymous
18th age
>> Anonymous
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I hate oekaki, but I had to try for Amputee-chan!

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>> Anonymous
this is gonna be the best bel-air evar.
>> Anonymous
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>> Mac
As much as I don't believe it, this copypasta creeps the heck out of me.
>> Anonymous
>>44832

If that is how this ends, I don't know if I'll lol, cry, initiate a vendetta against nurse-kun, or say "Merry Christmas."
>> Serenity
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kay, I am giving up for now, I have to get up early.

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>> Anonymous
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I personally don't buy this, but then again I wasn't there to witness it?
Sorry for halfassed coloring :V
>> Anonymous
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Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic loli.

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>> Anonymous
/r/ warhammer version of loli
>> Anonymous
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should i ink and color?
>> Anonymous
>>44848
Fucking <3
>> Tropius
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Note to self: Finish spelling words. "Interest"

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>> Anonymous
http://wikichan.org/wiki/Main_Page

Story further updated.
>> Anonymous
>>44836
This one is great, though it's probably not fanart of her specifically... or is it?
>> jberserk !AUlFuN8gxg
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>> Anonymous
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tl;dr

also anonymous says it's bullshit and anonymous knows about bullshit

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>> Anonymous
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This was quick, sorry. I have to leave, and I'm sorry it's crap.

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>> Anonymous
>>44925
Anonymous also doesn't know it's not bacon.
>> Tropius
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WHO'S LAZY NOW?

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>> Somewhat
>>44873
dude. stop misusing the wiki to force your shitty art on everyone.

not cool.
>> biting loli kekekeke
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lawlz

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>> Anonymous
>>44873
That is not phenomenal, and there are many, many pictures in this thread that are superior to it. Don't force it upon the wiki, for Chrissakes.
>> Anonymous
>>44660
>Western people with brown eyes are either BB or Bb. Japanese people however are all BB. If they weren't there would be blue eyed japs. So this Eurofag is bb, he fucks the Jap who is BB and therefore produces a loli who is Bb, therefore brown eyed.

So you're saying a Jap can't be Bb? Because the brown eyes are a dominant trait the Jap could be Bb and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference at all between their eyes and another Japs brown eyes. Bb+Bb=BB, bb, and Bb
>> Anonymous
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lol do i win

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>> Anonymous
Is it possible for her to be albino?
>> Anonymous
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This story sucks. At least Assdip-chan's story had the highly interesting dilemma of wether or not it's rape if you like it.

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>> Pantsuru Man
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With a bit of government training she'll be an awesome hitwoman. Who'd suspect an eyepatch wearing, almost limbness, naked chick, hanging upside down?

Pic related.

PS: COCKS!

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>> Anonymous
>>45048
Particularly one in a mirror!
>> Pantsuru Man
>>45052

...fuck...major failure...*head slap*
>> Anonymous
>>44705why does she hang her socks in pairs?
>> Pantsuru Man
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Gah, let's try hyper mega cute semi retarded/chibi/fucked up shoujo version of Damaged Goods-tan.

I think she's touched.

I'll finish this one later.

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>> Anonymous
>>45056
Hey man, don't feel bad! It's a good picture, and your creative take on her is great. Clearly, she's just hanging in front of a large mirror in a dance studio somewhere, about to slit some evil terrorist ballerina's pretty little throat.

Great success! Sexy time!
>> Pixie
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Life-like texture. ;_:

(Never used the Oekaki board before, my apologies)

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>> Anonymous
>>45035
>>45009
do you want some cheese with that whine?
jealous motherfuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>45063
lol, wrong arm

But very nice work, still. Welcome to /i/!
>> Pixie
>>45072

...Shit. XD

FLIP THE PICTURE, THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.
>> Somewhat
>>45069

trolls? on my /i/? why i oughta
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>> Anonymous
>>44836
No, seriously... who made this? Was it made specifically for nurse-kun, or is it just coincidentally similar? It's fantastic.
>> Anonymous
>>44836

I guess that is her...I mean, the limbs that she's missing seem accentuated.
>> -(:)
>>45098
I loled.
>> Anonymous
>>44637
New update, featuring hot DS-playing action.

http://wikichan.org/wiki/Story:DamagedGoods
>> Pantsuru Man
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Enjoy last minute shitty background to go with it as well!

Thanks /i/, I've had alot more drive that what I've normally had in a very long time. Now, off to go choke myself on some top grade British fog (can't see shit).

Much love,
Dude with pants on his head.

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>> Anonymous
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NURSE-KUN CAN'T WAIT TO DISSECT THAT HOUJOU GIRL
>> Anonymous
>>45098
I loev this one!