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JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
Hey 4chan, just got back from vacation. Who here lives in Virginia, possibly close to DC?

Because if you do, YOURE A FUCKING SHITTY DRIVER AND YOU'RE RUDE AND SMELL LIKE A PENIS.

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>> Anonymous
Haha, America
>> Anonymous
>Virginia

I pity you.
>> Anonymous
>Who here lives in Virginia, possibly close to DC?

SPONGE. BOB. SQUARE. PANTS.
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
>>163235
I CANT HEAR YOU!
>> Anonymous
cute
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
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Thought I'd solidify the character a little bit. Sheza so cute. ^_^_^_^_^_^

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>> Anonymous
I live in Virginia, but way south of that area. Yes they are indeed fucking shitty drivers and they are rude and smell like penis and they are also very rich, most of them.
>> Anonymous
>>163421
Side view could use some work
>> Anonymous
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Better side view?

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>> Anonymous
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>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
>>163426
>>163428
OH YOU GUYS.

I watched the animation for the first one just to figure out how you changed it. THANKS FOR WASTING TWO MINUTES OF MY LIFE LOL.

>>163423
And yes. I like the south of VA a lot more than the north. The richer and more 'southern' the folks got, the less I hated them.

I actually went to a southern gentleman's party hosted by some freemasons while I was there. There were slaves serving wine and salmon patte and all sorts of shit. Then we locked one of the slaves in the greenhouse and threw a wasp-nest in there with him for a laugh.

I had also never seen a carpenter bee before... Those shits are goddamn big.
>> Anonymous
>>163228
Butterfry! Butterfry! Frying so hai!
>> Anonymous
>Who here lives in Virginia, possibly close to DC?

Haha, this describes exactly where I live. And yes, we all suck at driving. I'm surprised you made it out of here alive.
>> Anonymous
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fixd it for you

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>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
Thx. I am really terrible at side views.
>> Anonymous
Aww, nobody's commented on LOL WTF BURN TOOL
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
>>163480
That's because there was none, harhar.

I'M A DODGE-ONLY MAN. And that was only on the butterfly and bg.
>> Anonymous
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raepd it for you.

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>> Anonymous
>>163435

Y... you watched it? I feel so SPECIAL.
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
Holy shit you're a monster.
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
>>163495
lolz I could have just compared the images but I'm an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>163489
I came
>> Anonymous
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Now I'm a monster :3

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>> Anonymous
>>163516
A talented one.
>> Anonymous
>>163516
Reminds me of Kaiba. You know what you should draw porn of? Kaiba.
>> Anonymous
>>163516
Turk'd
>> Anonymous
>>163516
Waaait a minute...
Zone?
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
>>163528
He's making me feel inadequate enough as an artist to make me think this as well.
>> Anonymous
>>163228
I live in MD and close to DC, but I'm also a shitty driver and I'm rude and smell like a penis.?You should have stopped by my house. We could have had tea.
>> Anonymous
>>163228
FUCK YOU, NORTHERN VA REPRESENT

Also I don't have a car nor a license to drive one so double fuck you!
>> Anonymous
Hay, Virginia sounds like PENIS
>> Anonymous
I'm from MD close to DC and yes people from virginia can't fucking drive. I have subconsciously learned to spot their tags in my peripheral vision and without even realizing it I instinctively put lots of distance between me and them.
>> Anonymous
>>163228

I've been living in NoVA for 2 years yet have kept both my Illinois license and plates because I don't want to be lumped in with all the VA drivers. They suck serious ass.
>> Anonymous
I loled. I live in Virginia, but down south near Virginia Beach.
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
Hahaha, I half expected someone to stand up for VA's driving record. I've never discovered an irrefutable fact before.
>> Anonymous
>>163587
I will admit that I am ass at driving, and that NOVA in particular is a deathtrap.
But MD drivers put Virginia to shame.
HAY LET'S SWERVE ACROSS BOTH LANES REPEATEDLY AT 90+ MILES PER HOUR AND THEN PASS IN BETWEEN TWO TRACTOR TRAILERS TO GET ON AN EXIT TWENTY FEET BEFORE THE GUARDRAILS. IN A FUCKING HUGEASS PICKUP.
Swear to God that happened at least once a week.
>> Anonymous
>>163595

Nah we all suck pretty bad here. Everybody is an asshole, but I'm not sure about the smelling like Penis part.
>> Anonymous
>>163593
The real problem with Northern VA drivers is that we got all the worst assholes from the West Coast and a few other places, so they move here, drive like shit, act like shit, and make us all look bad. :(
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
What gets me the most, is the constant and seemingly mandatory tailgating.

If you're more than a carlength behind the guy in front of you, another car will jam itself inbetween you and that guy because... you're not close enough? And this is all going at 80 mph on the freeway.

The complete lack of signaling for lane-changes comes in at #2

People constantly sticking inside of your blindspot (another biproduct of tailgating) is the third.

In Oregon, we get pulled over for shit far less pressing than that.

IN FACT, when I saw people pulled over, I was thinking to myself, "Oh man what the fuck could THAT have possibly done?"... They were black guys though so I knew that they were in the wrong.
>> Troy RULES !c9447qhKns
I live around the Charlottesville/Harrisonburg area. This place sucks, but I'm moving out Saturday so its all good.
>> Anonymous
>>163608
(Oregon here, too.) City?
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
>>163620
Portland Southeast
>> Inazuman jr. !ozOtJW9BFA
>>163228


i'm in crystal city! we gots a bad strip-club in between the 7-11 and the strip club down the street!
>> Anonymous
>>163621
Heh. Portland Southwest.
>> Anonymous
>>163489
>>163516
ITT: better artist than OP
Continue.
>> Anonymous
dodge, burn, dodge, burn, dodge, burn, dodge, burn, dodge, burn, dodge & burn.
my eyes. They melt!
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
>>163753

Whoa whoa whoa there buddy. Don't have to rub it in. It's pretty obvious you know.
>> Anonymous
>>163228
So agreed. I live about an hour from DC in Maryland, and can't stand the drivers here. Either too fast, and horn-humping around you, or slow like a constipated shit.
>> Anonymous
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I know :P because I'm a son of a driver in northern virginia. they can be a pain sometimes

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>> Anonymous
>>163785
I'm just dicking with you!
Continue.
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
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Whoa 4chan I am so stoned, durr hurr.

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>> Anonymous
>>163228
Hahaha. I know. Too bad you don;t have to live here and learn how to drive here like I did. HOORAY NORTHERN VA FOR MAKING IT ON THE TOP 5 WORST DRIVERS IN THE NATION!!!!
>> Anonymous
Hey, I've been in North Carolina for the past month or so, I just got back.
>> Anonymous
Instant #34 on an original character DO NOT STEAL is /i/ at it's greatest.
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
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I'd say the point where every child loses its innocence, is when it is visited by The Jormungand.

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>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
>>163919
Lol i never said not to steal... I guess it was just bad luck that he had to choose my kawaii character.
>> Anonymous
>>164015
The Jormanwhat ?
>> Anonymous
>>164015
M...maybe it just wants to talk to the little girl?
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
The Jormungand is one of the children of Loki and Angroboda in Norse mythology. He's the snake that circles the world in the bottom of the oceans.

I'm surprised hollywood faggots, the mythos ripoff master Japs, or uncreative internet storytellers haven't raped the Jormungand legend yet. Maybe they were saving it for me.
>> Anonymous
>>164238

STOP USING BIG WORDS!
>> Anonymous
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Try driving in Boston. Most of the time, it's not even the drivers' fault; it's the city itself. Pic = Chinatown. With all the road closures and one-way streets, you can easily find yourself driving 10 blocks to get to a parking spot initially only 2 blocks behind you.

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>>164240
You have apparently never been to DC.

All those circles? Traffic circles. None of them seem to serve any purpose. Also, one way streets coming out of your ass.
>> Anonymous
>>164238
I think Starcraft used the legend as one of the Zerg Broods. They gave descriptions of their forces and tactics as well, so it may or may not have been a butcher of it.
>> Anonymous
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Am I the only who sees another E~F parody picture?

Guess so.

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>> Anonymous
>>164248
The traffic circles, like most of DC, are designed to channel mana in auspicious patterns.
>> Anonymous
>>163598
What are you talking about? Maryland drivers are fine. Virginia is the problem.
>> Anonymous
>>164240
>>164248
I've driven in Boston and in DC. They aren't really even comparable. Boston is terrible but driving in DC is the most confusing irrational stressful and insane shit ever. Fucking French design.