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Penis Moai
I'm thinking of a scene taken right out of Philip Jose Farmer's "A Feast Unknown", with Mario grappling Andy, both in the nude, in a fight to the death to win over Princess Toadstool's affection, only to ultimately tear off each others' oversized genitals at the end in a pyrrhic lose-lose victory that can only be summarized in 17 easy words: "I want the 8 hours of my life back that I spent reading this piece of shit."
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