File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
new thread

Oekaki post(Time: 2 h 31 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>> Anonymous
>>177351
How aren't you tired of drawing things yet? All the power to you man
>> Anonymous
>>177352
Yes.
>> Anonymous
I don't pay attention to these thread usually, but.... the fuck is wrong with his legs? Switched to amputee porn?
>> Anonymous
>>177356

The guy's a demon beast, so he happens to have 'Kirby' feet.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
don't mind me, just poking fun at your first customer.
>> Anonymous
>>177357
HAHA I never knew what it was either. I never watched the show, just played the games. Now that I know what his legfeet are, that's hilarious
>> Anonymous
This would still be hotter if it was a chick instead.
>> Anonymous
>>177361
it can be a chick if you can write?
>> Anonymous
Jesus Fuck, will people stop posting this gay Kirby anime art! Christ. I can't enter /i/ without seeing this thread pop up again and again.
>> OPs
Wow, GG.
>> Anonymous
>>177368
>people
wat?
>> Anonymous
>>177368
Quit bitching and just hide the thread
>> Pink Cake-Chan
I Salute thee, OP! <3
>> magax
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU

STOP FLOODING THE KIRBY TAG IN THE PAHEAL WITH THIS SHIT, LET KIRBY PORN WITH KIRBY ACTUALLY IN IT ROLL IN
>> UFO !!+He5Oo7euSg
>>177368

Hey faggot, hide the thread.
>> Anonymous
>>177377
>faggot

I lol'd.
>> Macho_San
Thank you, customerfag xD
>> Anonymous
>>177361
Customer-Tan?
*only thinks of KittariHattari*
Ahaha, that would mean there'd be a male and female CS at the same time XP
>> Anonymous
Your persistance bothers me. Persistance with fucked up things always rubs me the wrong way.

Still you draw well, so I can at least appreciate that. Nothing left to say but keep on truckin' partner.
>> Anonymous
>>177384
LOL SO RANDUM XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
>> Anonymous
>>177390
Eh?
>> Anonymous
>>177375
KIRBY PORN IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
>> Anonymous
>>177397
You don't say...?
*goes to wall street to buy stock in Kirby porn*
>> Anonymous
>>177358
OP seems to have progressed a lot since then.
>> Anonymous
>>177417
Without a doubt!
>> Anonymous
>>177358
how old is this??? i find it hard to believe someone can get so much better so quickly
>> Anonymous
>>177421
from around march, but I also used a mouse back then
already half a year with customer?
>> Anonymous
>>177421
Isn't it obvious...?
...customerfag is an active student of Holy NightMare's art program!
>> Anonymous
>>177422
Do you draw anything else?
>> Anonymous
>>177424
of course not, that would be a waste of time
unless it's for a trade
>> Macho_San
Forgot to say this earlier:
Congrats on your 100th day anniversary, customerfag!
>> Anonymous
Hey, if I do a drabble is it absolutely necessary that I go into detail on the smutty stuff, as opposed to implying it? Like that last drabble before this one.
>> Macho_San
>>177435
I did one without, then one with due to being asked to (though it was too long to copy/paste the second one here) xD
>> Anonymous
How is this Kirby porn. THIS GUY HASN'T DRAWN KIRBY EVEN ONCE.
>> Anonymous
>>177442
Actually, customerfag has drawn him many times. Just not very often compared to the Customer stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>177442
It's tagged under Kirby because the character is from the Kirby anime.
>> Anonymous
>>177443

But it's never porn of Kirby himself.
>> Anonymous
>>177446
There's already a lot of Kirby porn out there, though. Most of what I've found is /MetaKnight or /Dedede.
Some people just have... alternative tastes.
>> Macho_San
>>177446
If you're unsatisfied, draw Kirby porn yourself. Have the games and anime taught you nothing?
?? First, you draw a circle~ ??
>> AnonyMouse
Oh man, the first pic, of all the other pics I've seen you draw and not been scared, this one, really, is fearsome.

I love it.
>> Anonymous
>>177447
>>177448

I'm just saying. I'd rather not see more Kirby porn. Just not my thing.

>>177448
Circles are hard to do. They make it look so easy in the games/anime.
>> Anonymous
>>177456
I hate circles. I mean, drawing them. I can't even do it.
>> Anonymous
why would you freehand a circle??
>> Anonymous
A lot of people can't draw a perfect circle. In fact, most of the best artists out there still can't. You have to lightly sketch with guiding lines and use a template, tool, or rotate the image and slowly trace it with the natural curve your writing/drawing hand has.
Anyway, it sounds like someone didn't catch the reference there.
>> Anonymous
Customerfag, what was your trade list again?
>> Anonymous
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>> Macho_San
>>177351
I'll have another fic ready for you tonight. I need to think of a good trade this time xD
>> Anonymous
>>177486

If not, at least request something for another person :|
>> Anonymous
>>177476
here's the list again (added one new idea today)

?customer getting fucked and abused so badly (hint: includes double anal) he constantly loses and regains consciousness, the monsters getting angry everytime he stops sucking/jerking them off

?customer being fucked by some kind of sticky goo monster/more detailed tentacle rape

?customer is tied to the revolving sushi machine with sushi dishes on him, while lots of monsters masturbate on him and feed him the cum filled sushi afterwards.

?some demon beasts don't like it how customer is nightmare's favorite. they start using him as their slave, making him kiss their feet, forcing him to eat bugs and generally humiliating him to tears, all as they force him to masturbate, moan and beg for more. -can be combined with the first one..?

?customer doesn't meet his quota and is about to get fired. he can't afford losing the job so he desperately offers nightmare sexual favors in order to keep it.

?customer manages to escape from the fortress before the explosion and ends up in pupupuland. now that the salesman is alone and defenseless, dedede gets his sweet revenge, using customer as his sex toy.

?a detailed description of tired, panting customer after being ravaged by demon beasts, before drifting off to sleep..

?dedede tests the limits of holy nightmare's services and his servant's loyallity by making customer and escargon give him a little show

?another demon beast gangbang, but with bondage! customer can have a mouth gag when he's not sucking off anybody. maybe some spanking too

?shota customer's first experience

?customer doing some kinky advertising for the company (sex toys maybe?)

?lotion play

?femdom fun. but all the body fluids of the female monsters are poisonous.. sucks to be him

?crossdressing (nightmare forces customer to wear a cute uniform, then to give him a nice strip show)


>>177486
excellent!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Macho_San
>>177503
Okay, the fic should be on its way shortly. It ran a bit long, though.
>> Anonymous
ITT sick fucks.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>177545
it's wonderful, thank you so much! it's really nice to finally see someone who actually seems to be enjoying this
I'll be doing some illustrations shortly?

Oekaki post(Time: 2 h 32 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>> Anonymous
kirby pr0n makes me wet.
>> Anonymous
>>177357
>>The guy's a demon beast, so he happens to have 'Kirby' feet.

I knew it was obviously because he wasn't exactly...well, no, actually, I thought he was human, and you know, since you only saw the top half of him on the screen it was a bit of a joke that he was so short, because it's not what people would have been imagining.
I haven't actually seen the anime.
Something about hearing him called a "demon beast" makes this even more awesome. It sent a chill down my spine. I love when I find out creepy things like that about characters I believed to be something else.

Congrats, Customerfag!
>> Anonymous
http://kirby.classicgaming.gamespy.com/kirbypedia/index.php/Customer_Service

Actually pretty interesting after seeing all of Customerfag's pictures.
Especially the "Personality and Background" and "Relationships" part. It seems like he's actually a real bastard deep down, lol. Gotta love that.

Concerning this paragraph though:
"In the dub, Customer Service perhaps has the greatest personality change of all the characters. Instead of being the polite Japanese salesperson type, he’s more of the ‘slimy used car salesmen’ personality type, and they usually have him trying to sound ‘hip’ (greeting Dedede with lines like “What’s shakin’, Triple D?” with ‘Triple D’ being his usual nickname for him.)"
I assume you prefer the polite Japanese version of Customer more than the dub, OP?
>> Anonymous
>>177581

He IS a greedy bastard. Still, I thought he was an okay guy, until he turned Escargon into a demon beast....didn't like him too much after that.
>> Anonymous
>>177583
I'm finding him more and more hilarious and lovable the more I learn about him.
He seems like my type of guy. And I enjoy this type of guy both humiliating and being humiliated.
It pays to know your characters.
>> Macho_San
>>177559
Awesome! Can't wait to see them xD
>> Anonymous
>>177593
For all the bad rap it gets, the anime has some really interesting characters. They're not one-dimensional; except for Kirby of course, who as one of Nintendo's mascots, is given little to no personality. I can't blame them, since most everyone knows the Kirby anime from that awful dub.

Anyhow, Escargon is definitely my favourite. I adore that stingy gay snail, especially later in the season, followed closely by Dedede.
>> Anonymous
>>177598
I really need to see this show.
I'm so pissed, because I was looking through the TV guide bar thingy on my TV and it's being showed on a channel. I saw it and was like "Oh HOLY FUCKING SHIT yes. I'll get to see Customer Service and things! :D" but then it turned out it wasn't on and the guide was wrong and I don't know if it's even really being showed and I want to kill them for getting my hopes up.
I mean, it's not like a hella big deal, but to think I was gonna get to see it after seeing the stuff here, and without having to watch it/download it online was epic. Goddamn.
>> Macho_San
>>177608
Doesn't it only air Saturday mornings on 4Kids [Fox over here] anywhere from 9-11 AM? I wonder why it was listed on a weekday xD
>> Anonymous
>>177598
> For all the bad rap it gets, the anime has some really interesting characters.

I can't help laugh whenever anime fans say stuff like this. When you watch nothing but cartoons all day, you're probably not going to be a great judge of what a "really interesting character" is. But I guess that's just me, I watch movies like grown ups do.
>> Anonymous
>>177612

I'm only judging the Kirby anime here, and I don't normally watch cartoons, MUCH less anime. And by 'interesting', I mean a lot of them have actual character depth. Even minor characters have their distinct personalities. I'm not saying other cartoons/anime aren't like this. I'm just cutting the Kirby anime some slack, because it's definitely not some poorly designed show some people make it out to be.
>> Anonymous
>>177608

Just watch the original on Youtube. They screw up with consistency in the beginning (Dedede's bird watching hobbies), but imo, it gets better much later on.
>> Anonymous
>>177623
> I don't normally watch cartoons, MUCH less anime

YEAH RIGHT
>> Anonymous
Sire, please check into a psychologist. You have a very unhealthy obsession with this children's show villain. 200+ hours in oekaki drawing him is probably something you want to reflect on.
>> Anonymous
>>177633
you're on 4chan. bitching.
>> Anonymous
>>177648
Where else should they do it?
>> Anonymous
How long should the stories be to get a request filled (the request will be for loli-cartoon character, so something not relevant to your interests)? I've started a story (tired, raped customer story + the actual rape)
>> Anonymous
>>177651
just try and make it as long as you can
>> Anonymous
>>177663
ok where do you want me to post it?
>> Anonymous
>>177676
wherever suits you, and thank you so much for writing!
>> Macho_San
>>177678
Have you archived any of the stuff that's not up at paheal?
Looking forward to your new pics, by the way xD
>> Anonymous
>>177681
yes
I'm working on one right now, sorry for taking so long
>> Macho_San
>>177682
Awesome. I'd like to see this stuff I missed from not being on /i/ certain weeks.
No rush; take your time xD
>> Anonymous
If this is sufficient for a request please let me know (turned out to not really fit into your list, sorry). Been years since I last wrote anything pornographic, so I figured I'd start with something short.

"I…P...Please...S-sstOP!" moaned Customer Service in an uncharacteristically feminine voice as the large, throbbing cock slid into his anus. Unable to escape the tight grip of his demonic captor, Customer could do nothing but stare into the beast's glowing red eyes. He winced as the creature's scaly penis scraped his insides with each powerful thrust. The hulking green monster’s simple mind could conceive of no reason to be gentle with his fragile pet. All he knew was that the warm blood flowing from the small creature’s ass felt good on his engorged cock. The demon’s tongue hung limply out of his fanged mouth, bouncing up and down with each thrust, flinging gobs of hot saliva onto Customer Service’s pained face and orange glasses. Customer’s penis twitched as he experienced a pleasureless orgasm. Further aroused by the scent of his victim’s cum, the monster sped up his pace as he himself approached climax. Customer instinctively clenched his eyes shut in preparation for the searing pain he was about to endure.?The slimy creature thrust his cock balls-deep into Customer’s ass and extended his shaft spines, locking into place. Acidic, black goo shot deep into Customer’s rear. Satisfied, the creature pulled out his blood covered dick and started to lick Customer’s thin lips with his long, rough tongue. The demon beast’s semen began to crawl up into Customer’s intestines, desperately seeking an egg to fertilize. Confused, the semen began to push violently against his intestinal walls, tearing them apart.
>> Anonymous
Customer knew that his insides were being ravaged, but was powerless to do anything to remove the slime. After licking copious amounts of salty sweat off Customer Service’s face, the satisfied beast left his unwilling mate lying limply on the glistening metal table. Customer stared blankly at the ceiling, waiting for the semen to give up its search and vacate his body. He took shallow, rapid breaths, desperately trying not to vomit from the throbbing pain that enveloped his lower body. Customer’s small legs trembled slightly as he made a feeble effort to stand up. But it was useless. He was far too weak and in too much pain to leave his current position. His breathing slowed. The sweat and saliva had started to feel cool on his pale skin. He glanced over at his discarded suit. It was completely destroyed. Customer was too tired to feel angry. His eyelids slowly closed as his body filled with a strange soothing warmth. “Am I… dying?” he wondered. “No matter… Nightmare will save me… he always does…”. Comforted by this thought, Customer started to drift off to sleep. Before completely losing consciousness, an entirely unprofessional thought shot through his mind: “Hopefully tomorrow’s attacker will be better endowed”
>> Macho_San
Aww, poor CS. Funny, though, you end your fics with one final satiric line like I do xD
>> Anonymous
>>177690
>>177689

I enjoyed this, I'll take your request
it would be great to have longer fics from you later on if you feel like it

>>177687
I uploaded it for you
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ATWVIK0Y
>> Macho_San
>>177693
Thanks!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>177693
Thanks (and thanks for the upload, too). Next week is pretty busy for me, so I will try to make a longer one after that.

As for my request, something hardcore (preferably anal) with Riley Daring (season 1 look, as pictured here)
>> Anonymous
>>177695
alright, I'm finishing this one picture and then I'll get to work on it
>> Anonymous
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>> Macho_San
>>177701
Ahaha, thanks xD
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
here you go

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>> Anonymous
>>177706
THANKS!
>> Anonymous
>>177706
OP I hate you less when I saw this image
do more regular porn not only customer service
>> Anonymous
>>177608

Seriously, check out the subbed episodes on youtube. You can find most in high quality. The show just gets better and better as the season progresses. The villains of the show are always a treat to watch.
>> Anonymous
"How he really looks is only revealed in the final episode. (I won’t spoil it if you don’t know.)"

Well now I want to know.
>> Macho_San
>>177739
Two words: Kirby feet.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>177744
Atmospheric.
>> Macho_San
>>177744
Was it not obvious that I wrote that in simply because I like the way you draw his eyes? xD
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>177748
just asking, is there a chance for some more fics from you?

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>> Macho_San
>>177756
Absolutely. I just need to think of how to make each one different from the last. Even if the scenario is different, I'm worried that I'll end up making the details similar each time, you know? xD
>> Anonymous
>>177757
where do you post your fics? id like to read them
>> Macho_San
>>177759
I sent the last two to customerfag's PM's on paheal due to accidentally flooding these boards xD
>> Anonymous
>>177756
>>177757
>>177759
>>177760
OMG XD XD XD XD
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>177609
I'm a Britfag. D:
But thanks to those who suggested YouTube, I wasn't aware if they'd actually been uploaded.

Also,>>177739
PIC RELATED.
>> Pink Cake-Chan
OP makes me happy in my panties <3~
Draw moar! This is better then anything /y/ has proved for me lately..
>> Macho_San
>>177784
Run, CS! Run before Dedede orders take-out from Kawasaki! xD
>> Anonymous
>>177784
[spoiler]CUSTOMER SERVICE DIES[/spoiler]
>> Anonymous
>>177798
Actually, it's never said if he does or not. The moment he was informed on the bomb-planting, he rushed out of the transportation room before everyone else.
(Nightmare can't die, either; he can only be defeated.)
>> Anonymous
>>177799

Nope. He dies. You hear him scream withing the exploding building.
>> Anonymous
>>177800
Doesn't mean he's dead, though. Several of the monsters Kirby "killed" in the karaoke episode re-appeared in later episodes. Nightmare can bring them back if/when he wants to.
>> Anonymous
>>177804

Nightmare dies too.
>> Anonymous
>>177808
>"Nightmare is, of course, just a bad dream. Because of this, he can only be hurt in dreams- but he also can never be killed."
>> Anonymous
>>177811

That's game!Nightmare. The characters from the games and the anime are not the same. So Nightmare better stay dead if they ever make a second season(highly doubt it), for a new villain. Fuck yeah, Marx.
>> Anonymous
>>177812
I was actually taking that from the (anime) character profile. It mentions his game counterpart afterwards.
Marx is awesome, though. Demented little bugger.
>> Macho_San
>>177503
I have a new one nearly ready, customerfag.
>> Anonymous
Fags.
>> Anonymous
>>177798
really? ahahahahahaha
>> Anonymous
THIS IS GAY
>> Anonymous
>>177843
Really? Are you sure?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Oh boy!

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
let's karaoke zoy!

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>> Ohboy! !xi8/JKFwzo
     File :-(, x)
Oh boy!

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>> Escargon
>>177892
You aint-a nothin' but a hound-u dog-gesuuu?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
nom nom nom

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>> Macho_San
>>177902
Need I say it...? (Yay, eyes! xD)
>> Anonymous
>>177892
You glorious bastard, you.
>> Anonymous
Daily sage time.
>> Anonymous
Have you ever drawn anything with Customer Service doing the Japanese gay-laugh (holding the hand to the side of the mouth while laughing.... if you are familiar with Dragonball, General Blue did it sometimes iirc)?
>> Anonymous
>>177892
I'm getting kind of tired of these pics, but I'll be damned if I didn't lol'd at this one
>> Macho_San
Sent you another one, customerfag. Not sure if it went through or not, since my connection is utter crap where I am at the moment xD
>> Anonymous
Do you happen to have the picture of Customer-tan "cooling off"? I think that was what it was
>> Anonymous
bump for moar customer
>> Pink Cake Chan
OP Post moar!
Or at least someone make another TF2 thread in /y/ :<...
>> Anonymous
>>177351

His Kirby feet make him look so cute.
>> Anonymous
don't you just love doint that op?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> magax
every other praiser is probably one or two samefags trying to keep this piece of shit alive.
>> Anonymous
how DID you improve so much so quickly? just lots of practice? or have you been drawing for a long time and using the tablet just allowed you to actually draw properly using oekaki
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>178425
I just draw a lot, but the tablet does help

looking forward for more, macho-san (or anyone else who's willing to trade)

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>178352
did you mean this one? I didn't upload it to paheal because I don't like how it came out very much
>> Anonymous
>>178462
That was it, thank you!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
delicious tiny salesman

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>> Anonymous
>>178462
<333
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
rough treatment

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>> Anonymous
>>178425
He improves by drawing the same fucking thing over and over. He's like a Korean Family Guy artist.
>> Anonymous
>>178514
but when he does draw something else, those turn out pretty good, too
>> Macho_San
>>178461
Working on more; I ran into a few dead-ends, but I'll have something new up soon!
>> Anonymous
>>178560
???
>> Anonymous
i wonder if any of you actually realize how fucking screwed up you are

seriously
>> magax
>>178571

forgot your sage, also, most of them are samefagging just to keep this alive
>> Anonymous
>>178529
Riley for instance
>> Anonymous
>>178597
yes. so people please write fics and request loli
>> Macho_San
>>178619
I'd rather write and request a cake-eating pic for no apparent reason xD
>> Anonymous
>>178663
i like loli, but im not into them being eaten

oh wait the other kind of cake
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
been a while since I penciled anything

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>> Anonymous
>>178674
:3
>> Anonymous
Wow, I haven't been here for ages.
Are you still keeping it up? I'm impressed, OP.
>> Anonymous
OP, do you do art trades? If so, name your request and I'll hop to it. (I'm not a shitty artist I promise, but to insure you, I'll draw my half first.)
>> Anonymous
>>178842
since macho-san wrote me so many fics already I don't mind doing some art trades
how about a bukkake?
>> Anonymous
>>178844
what are you willing to draw in exchange for our art?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
oh wow that was harder to draw than I thought.

sorry if it is too crap, I kind of rushed the coloring. ;_;

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>> Kirby Porn Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
How about some Meta Knight Rape?
>> Anonymous
>>178870
>>178870

It looks like he's gonna cut off his penis D:
>> Anonymous
Whenever I have a bad day, I like to scroll down the page, and see this thread. Then I can tell myself, hey, at least I don't spend all day drawing gay porn of a minor character in a shitty anime. And then, the world seems just a little bit brighter. Thanks for being my painfully gay ray of sunshine, OP.
>> Anonymous
Can you really cut off your own penis?
>> Anonymous
>>178862
thanks, what would you like in return? I won't be able to draw anything until sunday though
>> Anonymous
I might be interested in drawing you a pic OP if you're willing to do Metal Gear Solid porn
just be warned it's probably going to take a while since I'm usually pretty busy
>> magax
>>178870

MORE OF THIS

LESS OF CUSTOMER FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
>>178900
I can do that, it'll take me some more time too though as I'll probably need to study the characters a bit
I've been in sort of a slump lately so hopefully taking some unusual requests will get me out of it
>> Anonymous
>>178902
sounds good then, what are you interested in?
>> Anonymous
>>178903
hmm
either customer crossdressing (panties?) or having some fun with lotion
I'm leaving now and this thread won't last long anyway, so I'll create a new one on sunday and you can tell me your request then
>> Anonymous
>>178904
Ok then
>> Anonymous
>>178862
AAAAIIIIIRRR
>> Anonymous
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