File :-(, x, )
i was raped by a bug captain !v/rTh0HxaQ
today i was doing some cleaning here at work, sweeping and stuff, and then i found this little green bugger

he got stuck inside after we closed last night, so i decided to put him in a glass while i finished my duties so i could release him outside later

i noticed he was very interested in my thumb, i thought he was hungry so i offered him a cherry which he refused. suddenly i noticed he was trying to put his wee between my nail and my thumb

here people says this green beetles (juanitos or pololos) bring good luck, maybe in his bug language he was saying "hey bitch, thanks to me you'll win the lottery so let me get some pussy"

jesus buy me a drink, for a moment i felt sorry for the little guy so i thought of letting him get inside, but i didn't wanted to have my thumb full of bugcum

i finished the cleaning and i went outside, the tiny sexual offender oppened his wings and flew away, i wish he could find a female to bone

so, my only chance to get laid (even if it was against my will) gone with the wind

video of the bastard trying to thumbfuck me
Comment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.
>> mudAK
;_;
>> mudAK
74 mb video? Looks like it was one helluva thumbfuck.
>> Penis Moai
Well, I think that... um. Wait, what?
>> Anonymous
Oh dear..
>> Anonymous
That was one hell of a small wang on a big bug.
>> captain !v/rTh0HxaQ
>>41461
man, it was a small wang, but it was sharp like a knife. and he was decided to stick it in me
>> Penis Moai
In before modification where they're relaxed and smoking cigarettes with a content look on their faces.
>> captain !v/rTh0HxaQ
     File :-(, x)
wut

Oekaki post(Time: 6 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Source:>>41449, Animation:View)
>> captain !v/rTh0HxaQ
     File :-(, x)
grin, just because i was trying to do something fast, i failed. no need to satrt a new thread

Oekaki post(Time: 5 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>> Saw the video and.. Anonymous !mL2ZRk1cK.
     File :-(, x)
This is what I think is happening

Oekaki post(Time: 42 min, Painter: Shi-Painter Normal, Animation:View)
>> Penis Moai
Oh god its like that toe fungus gremlin commercial, only with eggs
>> Anonymous
>>41539
visions of this image will forever haunt my dreams
>> NSC
>>41539
saved for lolz