File :-(, x, )
chichi !xb8eIST5.k
ITT: retarded things you did when you were little

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>> Anonymous
I'll probably come back and draw this later, but I once bit some leaves off a tree cuz hey, deers did it, must be fine! Man, trees taste like shit.
>> Anonymous
i can't draw what i used to do. it was legal back then but that was only because we were both 4 at the time.
>> Anonymous
>>167331
what exactly are you doing?
>> chichi !xb8eIST5.k
>>167350
i used to like to put obstacles in the middle of a line of ants... or maybe follow the line or play/feed/trap/drown some of them :V
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Those nails were really sharp.

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>> Anonymous
>>167331
unf sexy
I wish I could force a rule #34 on her
>> Anonymous
/r/ rule 34 on OP loli, maybe using her vag as the new obstacle.
>> Anonymous
>>167340
THEY BANNED ADULTS FROM WATCHING KIDS TV??
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
>>167331
Dawwww.

But seriously, what is it the little you is doing?
>> Rickz0r !AvrvnsSyog
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I collected snails in a big coffee container I pulled along in my wagon. When the container was nearly full I dumped salt in it and watched as the orgy of snails turned into a bubbly goopy soup of death.

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>> Mousefag
     File :-(, x)
When my throat was itchy I'd stick my finger in it to scratch.

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>> Anonymous
>>167420
Yeah, that shit don't work :((((
>> Mousefag
     File :-(, x)
I'd also yawn extremely loud while the teacher was scolding me for not doing homework.

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>> Mousefag
     File :-(, x)
had to fix something.

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>> Anonymous
>>167416
wow I think you're a psychopath
>> Rickz0r !AvrvnsSyog
>>167426
:3c
>> Anonymous
>>167420
I used to use french fries or something like that
>> Mousefag
>>167436
Doesn't that shit fucking burn...?
>> Anonymous
>>167439
we used to eat mcdonald's sometimes, and for some reason, I remember my throat and the roof of my mouth getting really scratchy so I'd use a french fry and scratch it. Not a HOT one, just a regular pointy one
>> Anonymous
I just had giant magnifying glass and I was burning hundreds bugs that was swimming in small pond
I hated those bastards because they could pierce finger skin if you catch them from head side
I was loving massively killing them

also once I almost set a house on fire
I was playing with straw and fire but after play I have not extinguish fire properly
after that I put straw on wood that was lying on coal
the only reason that home wasn't set up on fire was lack of oxygen because I closed door to boiler room
>> Anonymous
I like how everyone in this thread is trying to "subtly" imply that they're a girl.
>> Cam
     File :-(, x)
I drew

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
One time I picked up a bottle cap from the ground outside, put it in my mouth and sucked on it. I don't know what in the world possessed me to do that.

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>> Anonymous
>>167474
I do that a lot except with clean ones. And I LOVED chewing on soda tabs. Then I got cavities and fillings :C
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I used to pretend I was a dog. My teachers thought it was cute.

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hadda fix something.

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>> Anonymous
>>167479
Oh my god, I did the same thing except as a cat. I'd hiss at my mom and purr and run around the house like a little retarded cat thing
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
     File :-(, x)


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>> Cam
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Also, that dog person reminded me I used to pretend I was a veloceraptor.

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>> Anonymous
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>>167483here
I used to eat cat poop out of the litterbox too because I thought they were sausages. No, I haven't eaten since.

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>> Mousefag
>>167487
..........D:..................
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
wtf

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I don't want to talk about it.

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>> Anonymous
>>167532

You sucked someone off as a child didn't you?
>> Anonymous
>>167532
I draw this for you, with love
my catholic friend
http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/1663/teddy01gl8.jpg
>> noko
>>167494

Y R U POOP BANANS?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)


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>> Anonymous
>>167532
That caught me off gruad and as a result I lol'd hard. Good work.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
a neighborhood friend use to come by and we would play stupid games.
This particular game was to show off our undies. She lost. Nothing sexual ever took place.

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>> Anonymous
>>167680
Kill yourself for wasting such valuable chance.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
circa 1st grade

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>> Anonymous
>>167681
HA, nice try. I was 9 and she was 10. We stopped playing shortly after when she realized girls should only play with girls for various reasons.
>> Anonymous
>>167684
You could've tapped that and you know it.
>> Anonymous
>>167684
you should still kill yourself
I want her to become the hottest girl in neighbourhood to regret wasted chance
>> Anonymous
I fapped hard
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
couldnt wear tank tops. i thought it was showing too much. still dont wear them in public

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>> Anonymous
>>167682
I can't stop laughing
>> Anonymous
>>167692
you need 4 cocks in you plunging in and out
>> Anonymous
>>167692
Showing too much? GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>167416
>New Reason to dislike Rick
>> Rickz0r !AvrvnsSyog
>>167699
Sure, why not?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Oh Kei, so Pokémon wouldn't exist for over 10 years and they were cherry pits, but still.

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>> -(:)
>>167416
oh shit oh shit oh shit ;_______;
>> Anonymous
>>167479
Did you sniff things too? I used to sniff my family's feet when I was little and they'd say I was a dog.
>> Anonymous
>>167718

UUuuuh, no, I don't think so. But I did run around the house on all-fours and howl.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Brought weapons to school.
I hit someone in the eye with a sling shot, no permanent damage and a few years later was taken away by police for carrying a concealed butterfly knife.

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>> Anonymous
>>167734
I don't want to know you
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
i don't remember my childhood.
fuck.

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>> Anonymous
>>167734

Maybe if you didn't dress up like Chii the other kids would be nice to you. :D
>> That Guy
>>167734
You sure do like drawing that character, don't you.
I don't want to draw my childhood, it is full of me generally getting injured some way or another...
>> Anonymous
>>167744
I had enough luck to pierce my knee with fork
and to destroy glass table with my forehead
and I tried to destroy radiator with my forehead (this time radiator won)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)


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>> Anonymous
>>167474
When I was like 9 or 10 I'd eat crisps off the floor in the playground. I have no idea why.
It wasn't to show I wasn't afraid of doing so, so much as just doing it for the hell of it.
Everyone thought it was weird and I didn't really give a shit, so I thought it was awesome.

Plus I liked crisps.
>> Anonymous
>>167755
Important life lesson: radiator wins most encounters.
>> Anonymous
>>167777

CRISPS? GTFO limey.
>> Anonymous
>>167761
I do remember now that you are not supposed to put water on an oil fire.
>> Anonymous
Once I was annoyed with a fuzzy caterpillar so I put it in my drinking straw, thinking I could get it stuck in there by sucking in a little bit.
I sucked too hard.
Yeech.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Here we go.
Stupid glitchy tablet. :<

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>> Anonymous
>>167828
NO U AMERIFAG. UK FTW.
You can take your over-sized, overly-patriotic, English-language-bastardising way of life and shove it up your arse.

And in b4 anything to do with the goddamn war, you faggots didn't help us until it was your own pathetic asses on the line, and my grandfather says that you went around dropping bombs on your fucking ALLIES because you were so fucking retarded. GODDAMN.
>> Anonymous
>>167837
CHILL PILL

TAKE ONE
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>167700
>> Anonymous
>>167837
I can't speak for any other Americans in this thread, but I never contributed shit to any war, to help or harm anyone.
I'm not a country.
>> Anonymous
>>167850
nope, still don't give a shit.
>> Anonymous
>>167837

Im a Canada-fag. lulz, your grandpa is probably MY grandpa too. Fucking brit faggots.
>> That Guy
>>167828
>>167837
>>167854
>>167856
Well congratulations, the thread is now off topic.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I enjoyed sticking my hands in hot candle wax.

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>> Anonymous
>>167864

This picture makes me feel like I need glasses.
>> Anonymous
>>167866
I was hoping someone would say that.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
"wow, a bottle! I'm gonna smash it!"

My mum was pretty pissed.

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>> Anonymous
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>>167850
Oh, it's you. Do us all a favor and fuck off Mace, you dramacunt.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
when i was little, i would catch a bunch of frogs, bring them home, and make a huge mud puddle for them. sometimes i would break off part of a reed stalk, light it on fire with a match, and pretend i was smoking a cigarette.

the frogs thought i was cool.

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>> Anonymous
>>167864
I did that too. You could make little wax finger molds.
>> Anonymous
>>167875

Sure they did.
>> That Guy
>>167864
I know someone who has and still likes to do that.
>> Anonymous
>>167871
Mace is a superhero. He fights against the drawhores, and always wins. ALWAYS.
>> Anonymous
I have to back anyone who is against rickzor. Anyone. ANYONE.

A

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Y

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N

E
>> Anonymous
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I liked burning little toy soldiers with a lighter and watch them melt. I stopped when MOLTEN BURNING PLASTIC FALLS ON MY HAND OH GOD IT BURNS AND IT'S STICKING TO MY HAND AAAAAAAAH.

After a while I did it again.

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>> Anonymous
And someday, you'll grow up too.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
So after winning the undies game, we would run back inside the house and back up stairs to my room where we would perform oral sex until it was time for her to go back home. Sometimes after school we would skip playing foolish kiddie games altogether and just have unprotected unadulterated sex for hours at a time. And then mommy would knock on the door as say she has snacks ready for us to eat :D
The End.

This never happened. Fuck, i didn't even know what a vagina was at 9. But here you go anon I know you just wanted to see naked brown girl.
I saw her not long ago. Shes not hot so even if I did know what a vagina was I WOULD NOT HIT IT. As for the whole video camera thing? Cameras were pretty large in 1993.

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>> Anonymous
In Kindergarten, a bunch of kids kept calling me a girl (I'm male). Of course, I denied their accusations, but they kept calling me a girl. So, to prove it to them, I pulled down my pants and whipped out my penis. The entire class thought that it was the greatest thing ever.
But the teacher was so shocked and flustered by what I did, she took out of the room and called my parents in a panic. My parents didn't know why she was making such a big deal, I was only 5
>> Anonymous
>>167937
yeah this is what we wanted
still it's shame that it wasn't ended in sexier way or she didn't grew in to hottie
>> Anonymous
Tits or GTFO chichi
>> Anonymous
>>167680
Cars ALWAYS beat hearts
>> Anonymous
>>167864
Same here
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
it was my first day on the bycicle, been on it for all day, then when returning home i see this big ass bulldozer behind me and i get so scared i'm paralyzed on the bike.
and then... ouch.

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>> Anonymous
>>167864
I enjoyed and still enjoying the scent of smoke when you put out a candle

PS: anybody have some sex stories? when you almost did it when you were young?
I got one. long time ago I was playing with my neighbour. she was 2 year younger than me.
I told I'm tired and I blanket on carpet and lied on my stomach to rest
she got stupid idea and sit on my ass and pretending to have sex and riding on my ass
I grab her from behind for her ass and started massaging her
the I want between her trousers and pants playing with her ass even more
she shove her hands in to my pants direction

THE END

parents told her that they are going
we never talk about it and never done it later
>> Anonymous
>>167963sex story
>>www.chan.org

ahahah o wow. Unless you are talking about imaginary stories, of course.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>167963
oekaki is not your personal masturbatory aid.
that's what /d/ is for.
>> Anonymous
>>167973
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
didn't you get aids from that?
>> Anonymous
>>167973
Man you look like an ape.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I put sand into my swimming suit until it sags like crazy.

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>> Anonymous
>>168020
I did this too
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I picked up any piece of metal on the ground that looked like something I came across and took it home to my dad. Rusty nuts, bolts, pins etc. To my surprise some of the bits I picked up actually ended up being useful.

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>> Anonymous
>>167937
Just kidding, this is what actually happened.
>> Anonymous
>>167680
I did that too, alot. Had alot of male friends.
>> Anonymous
>>168026
Hey if thats what you want to believe. Go for it.
>>168027
Did you suggest this game? She was the mastermind of all the games we played.. Hell even while playing doctor I always got stuck being the patient ... A pregnant woman no less.
>> Anonymous
>>167937
MORE like this
>> Anonymous
I'd eat food off the floor all the time.

I think I'm lucky I did, I have a great immune system now.

I also got a friend to eat a beggin' strip dog snack, he said he thought it was actually bacon.
>> Mousefag
>>168025
Great story.
Scary picture.
Her eyes.
They are.. staring into my very SOUL.
>> Anonymous
>>168034
I ate few bugs from the ground
I looked at it as mobile meat
>> rugrats chichi !xb8eIST5.k
     File :-(, x)
yous remind me of them

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
"It's okay. My hat has a propeller."

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>> crow
     File :-(, x)
I don't remember much after the birth.

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>> Anonymous
>>167869
I did the same thing. We're pretty badass.
>> Anonymous
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GIRLS IN THIS
>> Anonymous
I wet my pants, I guess that counts as retarded. :<
>> Anonymous
>>168246

don't worry, they're just crossdressing faggots.
>> harro
     File :-(, x)
i caught a bird when I was like eight...

it died of shock in my hands.

...

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>> Anonymous
>>168263
FUCK YEAH
>>168249
I shitted my pants because I couldn't hold all the way in bus
>> Rickz0r !AvrvnsSyog
>>168263
;__________________________;
>> Anonymous
>>168263
(;-;)/
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I used to ask my mom why the cats always ran away from me....

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>> Anonymous
>>168263
Holy fuck, I caught a bird once with my bare hands, too. I didn't think anyone else had. Mine lived, though. I let it fly off.
>> Anonymous
>>167331
lol, citykids...
>> Anonymous
sat on a live anthill
>> breathemachine
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I showed my friend this french beauty book with pictures of naked women in it because I thought they were pretty, and I liked the drawings and how it showed you different colors of lipstick and nailpolish. I told her not to tell her mom because I knew it'd get in trouble for it if she did, because of the somewhat inappropriate pictures. She told her mom, and her mom called my poor mother and yelled at her for it.

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>> Anonymous
>>168305
I am moderately intrigued, what book was that?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
NOT GENETICALLY POSSIBLE.

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>> Anonymous
I'm pretty sure EVERY single kid has pissed their pants between ages 6 and 10, so I'm not sure that should count.
>> Anonymous
>>168361
I know I did :[
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I'd throw my cat down the stairs. >.>

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>> Anonymous
My friend and I would do these things called "Butt Shows" and we would just spread our asscheeks and who ever did it the best won.
>> El Fuerte !!Bi94EqYKZh9
>>168378
Lord help me, I cannot resist the urge to fap....
>> Anonymous
>>168380
BTW I'm a dude.
>> Anonymous
>>168419
if his main interest is asses anyway
I don't think your gender matters.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I used to smuggle hamster poop and put it in the toilet in my doll house.

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>> Anonymous
>>168263
i did the same with a mouse... it died of shock
>> Anonymous
>>168364
sexy
>> Anonymous
>>168280
>>168377
I tested proverb about cat that always landing on 4 legs
I took my cat on first floor in home and threw him out
he may land on 4 legs but I spin him to add extra difficulty level
he landed on back but fortunately nothing happened to him
>> Anonymous
>>168430
new pee-tan thread?
I missing it~
>> Anonymous
>>168263
So... sad...

By the way, did you ever work for Interplay, maybe around the time they made first Fallout?
>> Anonymous
>>168431but I spin him to add extra difficulty level
I chuckled.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I sucked my pillow 'till I was five or something. Then my mother threw the pillow away.

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>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
>>168471
Grats, you're a faggot.
>> Anonymous
Chichi I want to fuck you hard so hard (like a black guy)
>> Anonymous
>>168501
she already have someone
sigh...
>> Anonymous
I USED TO PULL OUT MY PENIS IN CLASS AND RAM IT DOWN HARUKO'S THROAT WHILE SHE FUCKED PREGNANT ASUKA WITH A STRAPON

however, as i was born without hands i cannot draw this
if somebody would like to draw this for me that would be great

and for those wondering i typed this with my nose.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I refused to drink milk with ice cubes in it. I always thought I'd lose my voice forever

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>> Anonymous
>>168567
Who puts ice cubes in milk? What are you, retarded?
>> Anonymous
>>168577
No, my mom did it. Why would I put ice cubes in milk if I thought it'd make me mute to drink it?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I used to take the leaflets that fell out of magazines and burn them with a magnifying glass. The darker the ink, the better it burned.

I think I was totally getting off on the smell of it.

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>> Anonymous
>>168577
actually the japs do it and call it aisu miruku (ice milk)
>> Anonymous
>>168581
You're so smart.
>> Anonymous
>>168579
Oh god. Once, my brother and our two neighbors and I were all left home alone (we were around 11-16) by our parents and we went outside with a newspaper and those science books you get when you're little that has that magnifying SHEET in it and it caught on fire in less than 3 seconds. It was so cool.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Not something I did but one time my brother put his hands on both sides of my head and picked me off the ground like that. It hurt like crazy and I started crying.

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>> Anonymous
>>168578
Your mom's psycho. Also, why'd you think it'd make you mute?
>> Anonymous
>>168602
I remember the moment I was asked to drink it. I was sitting at the kitchen counter and I was staring at a glass of milk with ice in it. I could see the ice melting and making little water swirlies in the milk. I thought it was poisonous. I didn't drink it and I thought this was true until I was like 13 and I thought to myself how crazy that sounded because of things like ice cream. So I tried it one day and it's fine if you drink it before it becomes watermilk.
>> Anonymous
>>168563
nice try
>> Olan Durai !XPkAwESomE
>>168602
thats not funny, my brother died from cryolactic dysphonia
>> Anonymous
>>168637
wow thats pathetic.
and nope, don't give a shit.
>> Anonymous
I'm out of stories
anybody have some more?
>> Anonymous
>>167937
FUCK I forgot to save it. Can anyone repost the pic?
>> Anonymous
I lit my curtains on fire. And almost burned down my house.
But that's so old story material.

Now, jumping out a two-story window when I was four...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I used to eat leaves after I watched land before time.
Treestars looked yummy

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>> Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk
I used to chew on seatbelts when I was a kid.

I remember them having a distinct salty taste.
>> Anonymous
>>168792
I did that too, and I know the taste your'e talking about
>> Anonymous
>>168792
>>168801
Same here, I chewed on them a bit when I was younger.
>>168637
Nice try, there's no such thing.
>> nai
     File :-(, x)
I also used to stick my buttcheeks on the shower door and then make them look like faces. :P

One time I pooped a little by accident.

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>> Anonymous
>>167864
Same.
>> Anonymous
>>168815
/seal of approvement/
but I'm not sure it that should take pedobear or shotacat...
any tips?
>> Anonymous
>>168827
shotacat
it's not really me, I decided to make it a shota.
>> Mousefag
>>168792
I remember them having a salty paint-like taste.
Almost like a sharpie.
>> Anonymous
I can't draw to save my life, specially in a mouse. but just for the hell of it: Once I found a dead pigeon on the street, his organs were kind of leaking, it was really gross. So Decided to take it home, for no reason really. So I just put it in my backpack and took the bus as usual. As I got home, I noticed the thing bled all over my backpack, and my pokémon notebooks were filled with his blood, "my mom will be really mad" I thought, but whatever. So, I buried him on my front garden. Soon after My dad found out and threw him in a dumpster ;_;. also My notebooks stayed bloody until the end of the semester, lol
>> Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk
>>168835
You tasted sharpie?
>> Anonymous
>>168856
that sounds delicious
>> Anonymous
>>168856
Oh god it tastes really bad
my neighbor said "go ahead and try, it tastes like chocolate"

It did not taste like chocolate.
>> Anonymous
>>168863
I tricked my little brother into eating brown oil paint that way. "what's that?" "it's a chocolate kiss" "oh okay -eats brown paint then tells on me-" >:C
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
tasted like shit

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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I use to pose my beanie babies outside and then take photos of them.

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>> Anonymous
I examined my penis casting a shadow on the floor in public locations

I was 4 ;_;
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
When I was 4 I stapled my hand

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>> Anonymous
>>167864
Me too! :D
>> Anonymous
>>168919
Ha.

This thread is too cute.
>> Anonymous
>>168943

Lol, I did that last week.
>> Anonymous
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I asked my dad why chinese people squint so much...

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>> Anonymous
>>168581
"The Japs"? What are you like, fifty? If you are seeking to be derogatory, /b/ is over there. If you are not, dude... "japs"... wtf?
>> Mousefag
>>169013


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>> Anonymous
>>169013
lol whut?
>> Anonymous
>>168966
A lot of people used to stick their fingers in hot candle wax as kids.
>> JerkDouglas !!gLM8TNQoqQW
>>169013
When the Portugese first arrived in Japan, they referred to the inhabitants as "Jappers"

They should be happy we're calling them "Japs" instead of "Jappers".
>> Anonymous
>>169065
so the portuguese were speaking english in the age of discoveries?

cool story brah
>> Anonymous
>>169036
I still do. So warm and peely.
>> Anonymous
>>169084
I gotta try that shit.
>> Anonymous
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I Would always feel weird when cartoon characters
would cry i felt really bad for them even if they were bad
or evil..

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>> Anonymous
>>169084
Same
>> Anonymous
>>169013
even the 'japs' don't give a shit. Weeaboo.
>> Anonymous
what the shit are you guys derailing this thread for?

protip: japanese -> jap -> plural -> japs
>> Anonymous
>>169192
EVERYONE, THE FIRST POST THAT USED THE WORD "JAPS" I AM PRETTY SURE WAS A TROLL DO TO THE WEEABOO KNOWLEDGE SHOWN. NIGGERS.
>> Anonymous
>>167875
You're awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>169278
I agree.
>> Anonymous
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Even I didn't have a life back then.

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