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Anonymous
These are the wives of Mohammed. Contrary to popular belief most of his wives were legal and there were more grannies than jailbait.

Salman Rushdie got himself a fatwa for soft 34ing them in his book.

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>> Anonymous
lool i swear to allah 2/3 of that time was used dig up dirt/pictures of them
>> Anonymous
>>133386
the one on the far right, middle row looks like Sub-zero
>> Anonymous
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1. Khadijah (40)
2. Sawda (55/65 depending on source)
3. Aisha (9)
4. Hafsa (20)
5. Zaynab 1 (age somewhere between Aisha's Hafsa's)
6. Umayya (aka Umm Salamah) (29)
7. Zaynab 2 (65+/unknown)
8. Juwayriyya (20)
9. Ramlah (35)
10. Rayhana (unknown, likely <30)
11. Safiyya (17)
12. Maymuna (36)
13. Maria (unknown, 20 max)

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>> Anonymous
Sub-Zero!?
>> NB
chinese ninja warrior?!
>> Anonymous
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1. Khadijah bint Khuwaylid (the Original MILF)

At the age of 25, Muhammad married a woman named Khadijah who was 40 years old at the time and the marriage lasted for 25 years. She was the first woman he married and his only wife until she died. This marriage is described as "long" and "happy," and he relied upon Khadijah in many ways.

“As for Lady Khadijah, she was a beautiful, tall, light skinned woman, considered noble among her people; she was wise in decision-making, enjoyed a great deal of intelligence and sharp discernment. She bestowed her brilliant insight of economical principles, especially in the export and import field, on the trade market. This was Khadijah the human, the woman, and the wife; on the other hand, she granted thousands of dinars to her husband to use as he saw fit. Thus, Khadijah's financial support had a great role in strengthening Islam during its prime days, when it was still in the formation stage and critically needed material aid. Allah foreordained Khadijah's property to help Islam and fulfill its goals.”

tldr; she was a MILF and Mo the leech lived off her money

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>> Anonymous
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2. Sawda bint Zama (the Useless Old Bag of Rebound)

Muhammad married her when she was about 55/65 years old, in the tenth year of His Prophethood, a few days after the death of Khadijah.

Soon after Muhammad favored young Aisha over old Sawda. Sawda succeeded in persuading Muhammad not to divorce her. As an argument, she offered to give her turn of Muhammad's conjugal visit to Aisha.

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>> Anonymous
fuck Muhammad seriously
>> Anonymous
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3. Aisha bint Abi Bakr (the Legendary Loli)

Aisha was six or seven years old when betrothed to Muhammad. She stayed in her parents' home until the age of 9, when the marriage was consummated in Medina (622). After the wedding, Aisha continued to play with her toys, and Muhammad entered into the spirit of these games. Aisha is usually described as Muhammad's favorite wife, and it was in her company that Muhammad reportedly received the most revelations.

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>> Anonymous
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4. Hafsa bint Umar (the 1st Fresh War Widow / JUST AS PLANNED #1)

At battle of Badr her husband died for Muhammad’s cause when she was eighteen. Hafsa was around 20 years old and Muhammad 56 at the time of marriage (625/3 AH).

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>> Anonymous
Best history lesson ever
>> Anonymous
>>133516
/quote.
>> Anonymous
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5. Zaynab bint Khuzayma (the Nearly Dead)

Following her husband's death at the battle of Badr (JUST AS PLANNED #2), Zaynab asked Muhammad to marry her. She died eight months after the marriage.

Zaynab's age was "close to Aisha's (11 at the time) and Hafsa's (~20)" and Sawda looked after her like a daughter.

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>> Anonymous
With the exception of Aisha this is probably the first time any of these have been 34'd.
>> Anonymous
OP's probably going to get bombed

...after this thread is finished
>> Anonymous
This thread is great.
>> Anonymous
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6. Umm Salamah Hind bint Abi Umayya (the Preggie Cousin)

Her husband was killed from the wounds he received in the battle of Uhud (JUST AS PLANNED #2). She was married to Muhammad at the age of 29. She was his direct cousin whom he had known since their childhood. Umm Salamah was a widow with 3 children and a fourth born almost immediately after their marriage.

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>> Anonymous
Awesome thread, this is why I come to /i/
>> Anonymous
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7. Zaynab bint Jahsh (the Seducing MILF-Cousin-Daughter-in-law)

Zaynab was a first cousin, daughter-in-law, and later wife of the Islamic prophet Muhammad. Muhammad arranged Zaynab's marriage to his adopted son Zayd. She was of aristocratic lineage and Zayd was a former slave and she didn’t like him were much.

Later Muhammad went to pay a surprise visit to Zayd and fell in love with a scantily clad Zaynab. After the divorce, the Prophet married Zaynab.

There's conflicting information on her age; some say she was as old as the very first wife, but some (such as wiki) says she was 35. Regardless she must have been pretty hot since Muhammad pissed off a lot of his followers by marrying her which in their eyes was commiting incest (but not because she was his 1st cousin but because she was his adopted son's ex).

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>> Anonymous
in b4 op's head asplode
>> OP
other wives tomorrow
>> Anonymous
>>133512
>After the wedding, Aisha continued to play with her toys,

And this is where I get creeped the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
wow, Muhammad got a lot of action
>> Anonymous
>>133543
It's Muhammed.

He founded Islam.

Did you think he would somehow not be a freaky pedophile?
>> Anonymous
>>133512
Wow. Original pedo right there.
>> Anonymous
His turban is not a bomb. HISTORICAL ACCURACY AND REALISM RUINED.
>> Anonymous
>>133593
True. His turban WAS a bomb. Haaahahaha!
>> Anonymous
His name is Coul Menson
>> Anonymous
This thread made me lol. This is why I love /i/.
>> Anonymous
This is an awesome thread, op. Thank you for teaching us all the beautiful history of Islam in a fun and easy manner.
>> Anonymous
>>133541
It's tomorrow. DRAW SHIT!

Please...
>> OP
>>133639
i can't, there are 2 arab chicks in hijabs sitting next to me in computer lab and i'd rather wait for them to leave before i defile their savior

i can see they're looking pictures of guys with Paris Hilton shades and huge muffs of chest hair spurting out of their silk shirts so they must be able to see what i'm doing on the comp too
>> Anonymous
I've fapped to a lot of things before, but this is a first
>> Anonymous
>>133642

in before two chicks go allah akbar on OP
>> Anonymous
>>133642
You in Australia?
>> Anonymous
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8. Juwayriya bint al-Harith (the War Booty of Arabia)

One of the captives from the skirmish with the Arabic tribe Banu Mustaliq was Juwayriya bint al-Harith, who was the daughter of the tribe's chieftain (our rather the new chieftain since Muhammad had just killed the previous one). She initially fell among the booty of Muhammad's companion. When made captive, Juwayriya went to Muhammad requesting that she, as the daughter of the lord of the Mustaliq, be released. Meanwhile her father approached Muhammad with ransom to secure her release, but her captor (who'd rather have kept her as a slave) refused to ransom her. Muhammad then offered to marry her, and she accepted.

Juwayriya was married to Muhammad, the Islamic prophet when he was 58 years old and she was 20. Her marriage to Muhammad made her tribe an ally of his and thus secured the safety of her people who had just lost a decisive battle and were at the mercy of Muhammad's troops.

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>> Anonymous
>>133646
nope, finland
>> Anonymous
>>133650
More like Winland
>> Anonymous
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9. Ramlah bint Abi-Sufyan (the Groopie or How-To-Piss-Off-Daddy-To-The-Max)

Ramlah was the daughter of the leader of the Meccan Quraish, the most powerful opponent of Muhammad for most of his life. Ramlah had turned Muslim long before she was promised to Mohammed as a part of a treaty. She got married to the Muhammad one year after the Hijra, though she didn't live with him until six years later when Muhammad was 60 years old and she was 35.

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>> Anonymous
we need to show these to the muslim community at large somehow
>> Anonymous
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10. Rayhana bint Amr ibn Khunafa (the Disobedient Holocaust Sexslave)

Rayhana was a Jewish woman from the Banu Qurayza tribe, which Mohammad eradicated. Muhammad chose her after her husband, along with the other men of the Banu Qurayza, were decapitated (while the women and children were taken as slaves). Muhammad took her as a maiden (ie slave) and offered her to become his wife if she accepted Islam, but she refused.

One version tells even though Rayhana is said to have later converted to Islam, she died as Muhammad's chattel. Other says she eventually married him but refused to use hijab (scarf), and in third Mohammed set Rayhana free, and she went back to live with her own people.


--- school's closing early today and I have no computer home so #11 to #13 must wait till Monday

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>> Anonymous
ITT lies.

i swear, if i hear another ZOMG ISLAM IS EVAL!1!1, amerikkkan bullshit again...

i mean their not saints, but there not devils either...
>> Anonymous
>>133662
>they're

damn, wtf is wrong with me?
>> Anonymous
why is mohammed fat? shouldn't he be skin and bone? he started as a poor bedioun shepherd, and fasted a fuckload...
>> Anonymous
>>133661

HAHAHA, OH WOW...

cry moar jewfag; BAAAAAAWWWWW NOBODY LIEKD US, WE R SO MISTREATED!111!11!

you fucking kikes keep twisting everything so out of proportion....
>> Anonymous
guyz, take it easy, he just exaggerated everything for the lulz. i mean jesus christ, of coarse this is all speculation and slander, otherwise it wouldn't be half as funny...
>> Anonymous
>>133665
>>133661

islam tolerates abrahmic religions, therefore Christians, or at least us Catholics, don't label them as heathens. they allowed Christians and jews to be part of the empire, meaning protection and permission to work and trade, in exchange for a tax. of coarse there were wars, but generally that was the agreement.
>> Anonymous
>>133667
>don't label them as heathens.

but because they don't accept Christ as their one and only Saviour, but as some prophet, they will burn in hell for all eternity, rite?

but hey, at least they're not "heathens"....
>> Anonymous
>>133662
>>133665
0/10

Also,don't start religious bullshit HERE please. we all know god and satan and whatever don't exist...
>> Anonymous
America's the fucking devil. Everything else is a lesser evil.
There, discussion over.
>> Anonymous
>>133662
>>133665
dirty muslims?
>> i has a compyuutah Anonymous
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11. Safiyya bint Huyayy (the Hot Jewish War Booty)

Safiyya was a member of a Jewish tribe Banu Nadir (which Mohammad had exiled from Medina before), and was a married woman when Muhammad defeated her people in battle/raid. Safiyya's beauty was known in Medina long before the battle.

After Muhammad had taken them captive, he threw his mantle over Safiyya as a sign that he had chosen her for himself. She was 17 at the time (~629) and Mohammad had had her father and brother decapitated in the after match of the previous conflict (along with Rayhana’s people). Muhammad ordered her husband tortured and eventually beheaded over a dispute about a hidden treasure. He then convinced Safiyya to convert to Islam, married her and consummated the marriage at Khaybar that same night. Muhammad is said to have been "violently attracted" to Safiyya.

On a side note the Muslims took ownership on the Jews’ land in Khaybar and demanded half of their annual produce and eventually exiled the Jews again.

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>> Anonymous
>>133682
I'm sad there's only one left :[
>> Somewhat !rK4K86e49M
Why are all the girls blonde and decent-looking? They were sand nigras too, weren't they? Make them hairy and more ape-like for greater factual accuracy
>> Anonymous
>>133691
How can you tell? None of them are colored, dipshit
>> Anonymous
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12. Maymuna bint al-Harith (the Forgettable Bargaining Chip)

She married Muhammad when he was 60 years old and she was 36, placing the marriage in 630. By marrying her Muhammad established kinship ties with the Makhzum, his previously fierce opponents.

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>> Anonymous
>>133691
I was thinking that the girls look nothing like they did in OP's pic. Example: #8 has braids in the porn but not original.

they are win nonetheless
>> Anonymous
>>133702
It's not like a girl can't undo her braids. Unless her hair is like, superglued that way.
>> Anonymous
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13. Maria al-Qibtiyya (the Egyptian Slave of Jesus)

Maria al-Qibtiyya was an Egyptian Coptic Christian slave, sent as a gift to Muhammad from a Byzantine official in 628. She is usually considered one of Muhammad's wives, though she may have remained his concubine. Her sister, Sirin, was also sent to Muhammad; Muhammad gave her to be married to his follower. Her birthdate is unknown, though she was probably young (assumed ~20) when she was presented. Maria was beautiful.

Also Muhammad managed to piss off his wives by fucking Maria in the family bed which is reserved for wive-fucking only and they didn't consider Maria as one.

________________________

It is said Muhammad's wives were catty, jealous and plotting against eachother. Aisha and Hafsa got along well and formed their own alliance (if that means they doubleteamed Muhammad I don't know (yet) but Aisha wrote down everything Muhammad did to her in bed and the truth is out there in the internet). After Muhammad died (to poison given by a woman of Safiyya's tribe in one version of the story) his wives got into politics and involved in the following power struggles over his kingdom and legacy. For example the reason why the shiiat hate Aisha is because she lead an army against the one who they see as the rightful heir to Muhammad's power.

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>> Anonymous
EXCELLENT THREAD.
>> OP
>>about reliability

I took my info from wiki and the like but not from anywhere that screamed STORMFRONT. Outright exaggerations and lies are on titles, but the rest is solid...as solid as wiki is anyway...oh wait

>>why this doesn't look like OPic

Because I didn't like them designs on second look and I don't think I have the skill to replicate them even if I wanted to or at least it'd been more effort than it's worth. Also when I drew that my plan was merely to see if I could bait a more talented artist to #34 them and not to do it myself.

Also the braids are there just because I saw a pic of a bedouin girl with braids and in my deluded mind it's now more authentic.
>> Rickz0r !AvrvnsSyog
FUCKING BRAVO
>> Anonymous
>>133738
Shut up, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>133739
No, you're the faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>133772
and then anonymous was a bedouin.
>> Anonymous
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HAHAHA OH WOW how did I waste 3 hours on this

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>> Anonymous
Magnificent!
>> Anonymous
this needs to be archived before it disappears