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Anonymous
it's good to be a salesman

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>> Anonymous
jesus christ
>> Jesus Christ Anonymous
>>175878
I'm listening my son.
>> God
>>175882
As am I, my son.
>> Holy Spirit
We're all listening and we are the one...
It's pretty complicated
>> Anonymous
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
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lol jk

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>> Anonymous
>>175877
sauce on OP's characters
>> Anonymous
>>175905
From the Kirby anime. 'Kirby: Right Back At Ya' in the god-awful dub.
>> Anonymous
I like>>175877better than>>175900
>> Anonymous
god OP your such a fucking fag
>> Anonymous
This show came on the other day when I was surfing the channels and I thought of you, customer service anon. <3

I admire your steadfastness in spite of many anons saging and disliking your threads. KEEP ON GOIN'.
>> Anonymous
>>175910
thanks
>> Anonymous
ps, I agree with>>175911

Moar customer service with dedede and others as his bitches.
>> Anonymous
>>175916
>>175920
>>175911
you guys are fucking fags, make like bananas and kill yourselves.
>> Anonymous
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>>175916
I'm touched?

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>> Anonymous
fuck yeah. the customer/escargon/dedede is a very nice combo
>> Anonymous
>>175929
are you gay?
>> Anonymous
I always thought /i/ loved the cock
>> Anonymous
>>175975
cock in female ass/vagina/mouth is fine other possibilities should be banned here
>> Anonymous
>>175986

oh LOL. you must be new here.
>> Anonymous
>>175986

wow, you're probably in the wrong place then
>> queer
although they obviously aren't the main focus, you always do such a good job with the backgrounds
>> Anonymous
This would be way hotter if it was a chick.
>> -(:)
We were talking about /ic/ and the I came here and saw this and once again realised how QUALITY your pictures are. I don't ever look into these threads because I am not into assfuckery and cocksucking, but at least they are well-drawn.
>> Anonymous
>>176011
This is true. That's why I wish there was some chicks suckin dick.
>> Anonymous
>>176011
that's exactly why I'm raging
>> Anonymous
DWIGHT I BURNED MY FOOT
>> Anonymous
wtf, he makes them because he loves doing it

he's not going to suddenly do het because everyone requests it, you either have to back it up with a trade, or continue to let him do his thang
>> ...
>>175878
>>175882
>>175883
>>175887

I LOL'D
>> Anonymous
>>176013
>bawww i can't handle a great artist covering a sexual orientation other than the one i prefer

Keep up the fantastic work, OP
>> sage Anonymous
>>176041
gay
>> Anonymous
>>176041
You're either new here or really really stupid if you think the homosexuality is why people sage this guy so much.
>> Anonymous
>>176071
Different anon here

to be honest, I don't see why people are raging so much over this artist. She actually CONTRIBUTES something good to /i/. It may be the same characters, but from what I've seen, it's pretty much something different every time.

I'd much rather look at this than "lol /b/ is down" or helmetfag or those other retarded spammers that come here and clutter up our board.
The porn aside, I can at least admire the fact that they made easily stiff-looking characters have a bit of fluidity to their motions and postures.
>> Anonymous
>>176104

I can agree with you on some points. Aside from the fact customerfag draws the same damn thing every time (yes, nearly all of his stuff is identical) I don't see anything to rage about. His art IS good, and is willing to draw anything for a trade, which is a plus.

People are just angry he doesn't draw wymin porn. Honestly, more than half the board is infested with that stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>176104
>>it's pretty much something different every time

Even though I'm indifferent to this artist, I have to disagree with you there. It would nice to see something other than Kirby is all.
>> Anonymous
>>176112
Disregard that I suck cocks
>> Anonymous
>>176146

What?
>> Anonymous
>>176112
>>176112
>>176112
>> Anonymous
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good times

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>> Anonymous
>>176554

Good to see you're back.
>> queer
>>176554
you keep getting better and better
>> Anonymous
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even the female monsters take advantage of him..!
but all their body fluids are poisonous..

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>> Anonymous
>>176575
how do i caved in to pressure and become sellout?
>> Anonymous
shit sucks, op.
>> Anonymous
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>>176576
actually, I'm quite fond of this idea
femdommed customer is a new kinky excitement for me

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>> Anonymous
>>176583
I do not want to see what's next after this...
>> Anonymous
>>176589
>I DO WANT to see what's next after this...
>> magax
>>176595

Disregard that he sucks cocks.
>> Anonymous
Hey, can you make one super gay? I know you're trying your damnedest, but I'm really not into it unless it's like 10 dicks penetrating him.
>> queer
>>176575
sexy
>> Anonymous
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>>176615
it's not 10, but I think it's a pretty gay sticky mess

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>> Anonymous
>>176663

i had a blast watching the animation for that.
>> Anonymous
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delicious snail slime

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>> Anonymous
holy fuck. Is this all you do all day long?
don't even bother answering that. I already know.

ITT: get a fucking life
>> Anonymous
You really are a legendary addition to 4chan.
>> Anonymous
You really love what you do, don't you?
>> Anonymous
>>176679
If some fag sitting at his computer is a legend, then aren't we all?
>> magax
stop flooding the kirby tag in the paheal and give it a break, god damn
>> Anonymous
No way; keep it up. It's awesome >8D
>> Anonymous
>>176688

This. Give this character it's own category, and we'll all be happy, fer crying out loud.

btw, in the animations, how do you keep 'reversing' the image?
>> Anonymous
Dunno if the combo works, but ever considered pairing CS with Fumu?
>> Anonymous
>>176695

He's done that once. CS raping little Fumu.
>> Anonymous
>>176696
Ah. Must have missed it, then. I've noticed that some of the pics are missing from Rule34 as well.
>> Anonymous
>>176694
>>btw, in the animations, how do you keep 'reversing' the image?
There's a way to do it, uh, I forget which option it's under, but when you click and hold on the different tools there'll be a drop-down list of other tools in the same category, one has vertical and horizontal flip options. You just select that then select the whole picture to flip it.
You can click and drag from outside the picture too, to make sure you get the absolute whole image.

>>176686
He's not just a fag sitting behind a computer. He's a fag sitting behind a computer making legendary oekakis.
And perhaps you did not know, but we're all part of Anonymous...each and every one of us. We are one.
>> Anonymous
>>176677

dedede's bitches left to their own devices is very agreeable.
>> Anonymous
I miss the old days when customerfaggot would take some of the requests without demanding a trade :/
>> Anonymous
/r/ something involving Gooey.
>> Anonymous
I know very little about drawing, so i have to ask: Why DO you flip the image so many times? Are certain features easier to draw from particular orientations?
>> Anonymous
>>176766

I guess so. Personally, some 'curves' are easier to draw from one side than another.
>> Anonymous
>>176766
Yeah, I do it too when I draw...but my old tablet was a bit glitchy with the top left corner, so if I wanted anything there I'd flip it and draw.
>> Anonymous
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What would some Mandedede/Escargon/Ladedede run me? I forget what that last prompt list had.
>> -(:)
>>176766
It is also potentially a check to see if the picture looks alright, sometimes if there is a problem, you can't see it because you've been drawing/staring at the picture for so long.
>> Anonymous
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>>176846
yes! now we're talking

this is the current list

?customer getting fucked and abused so badly (hint: includes double anal) he constantly loses and regains consciousness, the monsters getting angry everytime he stops sucking/jerking them off

?customer being fucked by some kind of sticky goo monster/more detailed tentacle rape

?customer is tied to the revolving sushi machine with sushi dishes on him, while lots of monsters masturbate on him and feed him the cum filled sushi afterwards.

?some demon beasts don't like it how customer is nightmare's favorite. they start using him as their slave, making him kiss their feet, forcing him to eat bugs and generally humiliating him to tears, all as they force him to masturbate, moan and beg for more. -can be combined with the first one..?

?customer doesn't meet his quota and is about to get fired. he can't afford losing the job so he desperately offers nightmare sexual favors in order to keep it.

?customer manages to escape from the fortress before the explosion and ends up in pupupuland. now that the salesman is alone and defenseless, dedede gets his sweet revenge, using customer as his sex toy.

?a detailed description of tired, panting customer after being ravaged by demon beasts, before drifting off to sleep..

?dedede tests the limits of holy nightmare's services and his servant's loyallity by making customer and escargon give him a little show

?another demon beast gangbang, but with bondage! customer can have a mouth gag when he's not sucking off anybody. maybe some spanking too

?shota customer's first experience

?customer doing some kinky advertising for the company (sex toys maybe?)

?lotion play

?femdom fun. but all the body fluids of the female monsters are poisonous.. sucks to be him

it just keeps growing..

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>> Anonymous
>>176868

That's a lot bigger than the last list. If anon does write something, I hope it involves Dedede and/or Escargon.
>> Anonymous
>>176868
?customer goes home and has a cup of coffee while watching the tube
>> magax
>>176884

do this one
>> Anonymous
>>176868
?HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN FAG
>> Anonymous
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don't be silly!

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>> Anonymous
>>176868

>?customer has loving consensual sex with his wife in the missionary position
>> Anonymous
>>176885
Seconded.
>> Anonymous
>>176903
I would like to read this, it sounds cute :3.
>> Anonymous
>>176896

I was hoping you'd do a picture like that based on my fic x)

>>176903
>>176884

I lol'd. These should be on the list.
>> Anonymous
Something based on the Macho-San ep?
HAI HAI HAI HAI ONE TWO ONE TWO!

[I dunno, maybe CS ate too many of the Holy Nightmare potato chips and got punished like Dedede and Kirby?]
>> Anonymous
>>176868
?a detailed description of tired, panting customer after being ravaged by demon beasts, before drifting off to sleep..

I'll try this one for you. Er, where should I put it?
>> Anonymous
>>176868
Anon>>176998here. I'm not the best at writing stuff, but I've got one ready for you if you're interested, customerfag.
>> Sleepsick(Mouse)
You have well over 100 pictures done of Customer being fucked already.

I didn't count the non pornographic ones.
>> Anonymous
Bah. Go for a world-record! Muahaha! Thankful anons will send donations of wrist braces for the inevitable drawing cramps!
>> Anonymous
>>177142
>>176998
definitely not my fetish, but since it's customer then sure why not
do you have a request?
>> Anonymous
>>177152
Oh, I wrote one based off of your list. Sorry that I wasn't clear. Not sure of a request, aside from that one idea at the moment. ...Unless you wanted to "illustrate" the fic after I post it. Let me get my laptop...!
>> Anonymous
>>177153
excellent! what idea? and I'll probably illustrate it anyway
>> Anonymous
>>177152
Same anon here,... Would you rather have me try to copy/paste it here, or send it to your Rule 34 PM's?
>> Anonymous
>>177154
Er, the Macho-San one with CS instead of [or with?] Dedede and Kirby, if only for gag purposes and not so much porn. Either/or, I like both, of course >XD
>> Anonymous
>>177155
whatever suits you
>>177156
alright then, I'll get to work soon
>> Anonymous
>>177157
Oops, forgot about having to break it into parts. Here we go:

How long could they possibly keep this up? Customer Service wondered to himself. His only aim was to please, but they had been going at it all night. Through the rhytmatic thrusts he had grown accustomed to from Holy NightMare's demon beasts having their way with all day, he just couldn't keep up anymore. He glanced at the corner of the widescreen monitor he sat behind everyday. 3 AM? Aren't they satisfied yet? Feeling a bit woozy, his head began to nod as his body almost collapsed from fatigue.
"Hey! Wake up, shorty!"
"Yeah, we're not done yet!
Customer Service quickly snapped out of it and gave an apologetic (yet tired) smile. "Terribly sorry; I assure you it won't happen again." he said with that same assuring tone he used on so many customers of Holy NightMare each day. Yawning, he changed his position from palms flat on the floor to elbows-down, using his hands to idly prop his head up. This didn't prove to be very useful in the end, as one of the larger beasts now pulled the salesman's hips back, causing him to face-plant onto the uncomfortably hard floor.
>> Anonymous
"Oy, mind the floor there! You could really hurt yourself! Gwa-ha-ha!" One of the beasts taunted rudely.
You could have said that BEFORE you pulled that rotten move, you scum-sucking slime-ball! He wished he could retort. Instead, he replied with a simple "Thank you; I'll be more careful next time." Yawning again, he crossed his arms under his head and used them as a makeshift pillow. I've got to stay awake. Got to stay... His eyes were starting to droop, not that anyone would notice under those amber shades he always wore. Suddenly, his senses snapped back as he felt a tight contraction.
"Eyaaaugh---!" Finally, the last demon beast was finished with his business, and promptly dropped Customer Service onto the floor like a common ragdoll, his shades skidding across the linoleum as he fell. "Alright, that's it for today. See ya next week, shorty!" The beasts taunted as they went on their way.
>> Anonymous
Finally... catching his breath between long yawns, Customer Service rolled onto his side and lazily stared straight ahead.
...I should probably put my pants back on. He yawned. He lightly ruffled his hair to check for cow-licks. I should probably wash up, too... He yawned so hard that he nearly locked his jaw up. He let out an exhausted sight. Smirking, he thought: Screw it, I'll do it tomorrow. And with that, fatigued and spent, he quickly fell asleep.
>> Anonymous
...

"Damn it, Escargon! He ripped us off again!"
"Your Majesty, please, it's too early! Why don't you call him later, after the sun's up?"
"Not a chance! That demon beast cost me a fortune, and what happened to it? The damn thing flew away as soon as I let it loose!"
King Dedede grabbed his remote and flipped on the gateway communication monitor to Holy NightMare's service channel.
"I'll give that two-timing swindler a piece of my--- Huh??" Dedede's face was a bit shocked, if not embarrased.
"What's wrong, your Majes---....."
On the monitor, Customer Service was seen lying on the floor, snoring softly with his bare ass facing the camera.
After a moment of awkward silence, Dedede finally said, "Y-yeah... You're right, Escargon. I'll just... call back later."
"Very wise of you, your Majesty..." Escargon replied as the two ventured back down the hallway with awkwardly blushing cheeks.
>> Anonymous
Rats, the italics are gone. Oh, well.
>> Anonymous
thank you so much for that!
>> Anonymous
>>177163
Happy to be of service!
>> Anonymous
*snort* My typo-checker overlooked a tiny typo. Sight should be sigh.
>> Anonymous
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here you go
care for another trade? I would really appreciate more detail on the fucking

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>> Anonymous
>>177171
Ahaha, thanks XD

I'm honestly not sure what to write 8D
I could try, but I'm still a very mediocre writefag XD
>> Anonymous
>>177171
I'm working on a different one for now. It's running a bit longer than I intended, though.
>> Anonymous
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>>177190
I can't wait

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>> Anonymous
>>177195
Done, for the most part. It's a bit too long to copy/paste here without flooding, though. Should I PM it on 34?
>> Anonymous
>>177201
no problem
>> Anonymous
>>177202
I sent it. I'm not sure if it went through or not, though; their message system seems a bit lacking in features.
>> Anonymous
>>177203
I love it! what would you like me to draw in return?
>> Anonymous
>>177205
Crud, I can't think of anything to ask for this time. Until I think of something, I guess, another illustration? XD [hint: I love the way you draw his eyes >XD]
>> Anonymous
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>>177206
of course
also, more fics are always welcome!

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>> Anonymous
>>177217

i would play that game. i am also considering writing something for you, hopefully that will work out.
>> Anonymous
>>177217
I can't think of anything else to write that wouldn't be a repeat of what I wrote today. I'll try to work on something new for you as soon as I can, but I'm still a noob writefag 8D
Enjoying your illustrations so far, though xD
>> Anonymous
Are you willing to do porn of non-Kirby characters in exchange for fics?
Like Metal Gear Solid porn?
>> Anonymous
>>177254
Ok, that's it. Shows over. Everybody get the fuck out. And OP, please go drown yourself in semen or whatever sick fuck way you'd like to die.
>> Anonymous
>>177254
yes
>> Anonymous
>>177230

seriously, don't spoil him. at least request something if you do.
>> Anonymous
>>177271
What's wrong with asking for illustrations?
>> Anonymous
>?a detailed description of tired, panting customer after being ravaged by demon beasts, before drifting off to sleep..
>?lotion play

I might be interested in doing one of these stories, especially the former. But it's probably going to take a while since I'm overloading with courses this semester and one of them is honors too.
>> Anonymous
I wish I knew how to write so I could trade you for a Escargoon/Otacon/Medic orgy...
>> Anonymous
"Macho_San" here, customerfag. I honestly can't think of anything else at the moment, so I'll settle on an illustration from the latter fic I sent you if you don't mind xD
>> Anonymous
>>177281

....that's a ridiculous idea.
>> Anonymous
>>177283
More like ridiculously awesome.
>> Anonymous
Keep Medic out of this.
>> Anonymous
>>177281

this idea really needs illustration/fic asap