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*staring at his feet, mumbling* "Yes, um, can I have, um whiskey and pop?" -"Sure, what kind of whiskey?" *confers with other neckbeard faggot* "Captain Morgan"
*stands at the end of the bar during a rush, holding a frozen dinner box* "Um, can I get some service please?" -"Yeah?" *holds out the dinner* "Microwave this for me" -"Too busy, sorry"
"Yes, you can help me. I would like to inquire what is that young lady's name?" *points toward asian* "Komiko" "Ah, wonderful. Could you be so kind as to give her this note?"
The note was basically "I think you are beautiful, etc. Here is my number and AIM HANDLE"
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