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anonamaus
>>60584 yes i was contemplating his age, but since hes a cartoon character, hes only as old as his series, the way i see it is, if he were a real creature, hed develop a coke and speed habit, kill a coworker, then wind up living in a shack in new jersey off what little he gets from syndication. he lives alone because sally died when her shuttle broke up on reentry. patrick is a alchoholic meth addict who lost an arm to diabeetus, and an eye to a bar fight. and currently is a trucker who sucks cocks for crystal meth. squidward ran for office, but after having a stroke while he was strangling a hooker in a seedy hotel room in washington DC.
and as for seedy and creepy things, they live in bikini bottom, now bikini bottom would geographicly be named after a nearby atoll, bikini atoll was an atoll in the US marshall islands where several immediatly post war nuclear weapons tests were conducted, usualy when you see footage of a mushroom cloud its from shot baker of operation castle (or was it greenhouse?) which was detonated under a LCM in the middle of bikini atoll. so ya, theres plenty dark shit going on, but this is nickelodien, the same people who put forth shows like ren & stimpy, which wasnt exactly shiny and lovely. plus the voice of spongebob is a comedian who ive seen quite a bit of, he was in scary movie 3, was a player on mr.show, and other sketch comedy shows as well as tons of movies, he also is in just about every cartoon tv show made in the past 10 years.
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