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Choose Your Own Adventure Anonymous
"We've got to get out of here immediately!" A young female scientist who you hae never seen before, perhaps from Biology Team, rushes over to you, exhausted. She looks impatient and seems as if she is waiting for you.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> Anonymous
Her. Right on the office floor.
>> Anonymous
Punch her in the face, and proceed to steal her hat.
>> Major Buttons
Pull out my gun and ask "Where are they?"
>> Anonymous
D) Stab
>> Anonymous
>>WHAT DO YOU DO?

return to studying anatomy
>> Tropius
Push her to the ground and rape her in her ears (?). Physics team does not appreciate Biologists!
>> Serenity
...Ask her "Why?"

I'm boring. XD
>> Anonymous
Grab her nipples and twist them like dials while yelling "Come in mission control! Mission control, do you read me!?" Then listen for a response.
>> Anonymous
> PUT IT IN
>> Anonymous
Grab her shoulders and excesivly and violently proceed to shake her wile asking in a monotone voice "Are you okay?" over and over again.
>> Anonymous
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
>> Anonymous
JAM IT IN
>> Anonymous
>>35387
>>35387
hahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah
>> Anonymous
Kill her and look for a hotter female companion or at least a one with decent ears jesus fucking christ... You either you have normal human ears or elf ears, not some reversed orc ears that point downwards.
>> Stepneydude
>>35398

SLAP her violently, it gets better results.