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Anonymous
I need to address something briefly because the new "draw-whores" are just doing it so wrong that the fuel-injected facepalms are giving me concussions.

-At any chance, the draw-whore uses his/her limited artistic ability to please anonymous (aka whoring, durr) through requests or performing through their avatars for lulz (attention whoring, not necessarily bad unless you suck ass).

-A draw-whore typically does NOT give himself a permanent name, rather, the draw-whore may refer to himself as a noun until the majority of anonymous has decided on what to call him. This has become less frequent, but I'd suggest you just wait.

-A draw-whore doesn't introduce himself through an avatar with an introduction, salutation, or any bullshit like that on his first post. The first post is the start of the performance, and it's a lot less funny when you're breaking the fourth wall and going HEY GUYS I AM ____ THIS IS MY FIRST TIME DRAWWHORING SO LETS GET STARTED.

-A draw-whore doesn't refer to him/herself as a draw-whore, this is disgraceful, that's a title you need to earn over time, which can only be done by the last rule:

-A draw-whore needs to be funny, or at least, funny to enough people. Insults are not a measure of what's funny or not, sometimes you're going to get a lot of insults even if you're doing a good job, because there's assholes on every board who think every board is /b/. The real sign of a bad draw-whore is when nobody even gives a shit to so much as reply or interact with the thread. If your draw-whore threads die, don't bump them, you've just failed, work on your routine, stop sucking.

In before TL;DR

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>> Anonymous
Also, I might add: A sign of a good draw-whore is that they don't even need a name/tripcode, because everyone knows it's them, impostors are easily detected.
>> Anonymous
Funny isn't always the best route. It's one route, but think of drawhores like Boxdog. Not really funny, but still a good drawhore.
>> Anonymous
>>106892
Okay, truth: replace what I said about funny with quality.

It's about being interesting, really.
>> Anonymous
Draw whores suck. Stop posting.
>> Anonymous
Teaton said it better, but an A for effort. Too bad it still won't stem the tide of shit.
>> Name !coCKBIG.Z.
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>> Anonymous
>>106897
Dick.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous !488jJLWtxQ
The new drawhores don't have ANY appeal to capture the hearts of Anon. Nor have any originality in them.
>> Anonymous
>>106902
I think I have like 2 fans. That's it. So yes, I fail.
>> Anonymous
You spelled drawhore wrong.
>> Name !coCKBIG.Z.
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Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above?
Out of the sea...
Wish I could be...
Part of that wooooooooooooorld...

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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Out of the new drawhores that populate /i/, cap-tan and Kina are easily the most accepted. I think it has to do with actual acceptance in the shark infested waters of /b/.
read OP, has a point. Except for the tripcode. It's easy enough to pose as captain in /b/, until someone makes a request for something I don't have.
>> Anonymous
We should take a poll and have people check off all the drawhores they like and dislike.
>> Anonymous
I'm two draw hores.
>> Anonymous
>>106889
the fine print says
"Only applies to /b/."
>> Anonymous
OP, who are you?
>> Anonymous
>>106924
I'm every drawhore. All drawhores are one person.
>> Name !coCKBIG.Z.
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>>106933
It's true. I am.

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>> Anonymous
>>106919
i don't think cap-tan is really new...
>> Anonymous
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I strutted out into /b/ and I realized I failed. I had no niche, my attempts to amuse so far weren't successful, and my scribblings in my program of choice were hard to pick out. I retreated to here, not because of BAWWWWWWWW, but because I felt I could improve myself here, or at least pick up some tidbits of information. And yes, I know no amount of advice will tell me 'HOW DOES I MAEK ANON LUV ME?'. I went in with no ammo and expected I could improv with no improv training, and as expected, I didn't get anon's attention.

Point is, I've learned and I'm working to make my next exploit better. I'm not here to make a name. Not out here for infamy. Not out here to prove I'm worth two shits. I just want to improve, and to amuse.

Also, fuck. Why the hell am I being so serious? Stupid rational personality. have a doodle. Shoe on head.

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>> Rickz0r !AvrvnsSyog
ITT: Hurf Durf
>> D/r/ !zGBCJ1IK8U
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i break like 3 of those rules. i am also a retard for forgetting to hit reply before drawing.
>> Troy RULES !c9447qhKns
>>106935
OH GOD KILL IT WITH A FIRE
>> Anonymous
>>106947
pfff tmp you're like awesome. shut up.
>> Anonymous
>>106947
you're covered under the "Awesome art per request" rule.
>> Anonymous
I humbly request that the OP gb2/b/ and be permabanned from here for fagging it up. There are no requirements to be a worthless draw-whore, and no one gives a shit what you think. Get the fuck out and don't come back, we don't need more people drawing stupid avatars and talking to themselves.
>> D/r/ !zGBCJ1IK8U
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>>106966
i think i remember you.
>> Anonymous
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how does I art?

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>> Anonymous
>>106966
The entire point here is that this isn't /b/, and I've been seeing self-proclaimed drawhores popping up like dasies doin it all rong. I think one or two people learned something today, at the least.
>> Anonymous
ITT a rip off of some drawhore that made a thread like this except wasnt retarded
>> Anonymous
>>107002
Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me princess... If there was ever a thread like this before, sorry, I've never seen it.

I saw some gaywhores in /i/ and wanted to say something about it, that is all.
>> Anonymous
>>107004
it was two days ago i think
>> Anonymous
ITT OP thinks he is BOSS OF THE INTERNET
>> Anonymous
>>107004
who are you? I doubt you're NK.
>> Anonymous
>>106947
AHAHAHA OMG THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY ^^^^
UR LIEK SOO RANDOM AND COOL DRAWING MOOTCAT

OMG HE SMELLS FUNNY HAHAHAHA I LUV THAT JOKE LOL
>> Anonymous
1. put a name in the name field
2. draw yourself
3. draw yourself again
4. ????
5. anonymous throws a shit ape tantrum about pointless attention whoring and sucking ass

tl;dr: BAWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>107013
No.
>> Anonymous
>>106947
Unfunny
>>106937
Really unfunny
>>106911
Excruciatingly unfunny

>>106900
Doug Funny. :D
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>107028
God I love you
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>107034
<3

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>> Anonymous
>>106990
Yes, thank you, this isn't /b/! Now that we agree on this simple fact, can we ALSO agree that worthless draw-whores belong more on a board where shit is the rule, INSTEAD of the exception? Seriously, you never draw anything worth fucking looking at anyway, you just want attention, hence the draw-whore name. It is a DEROGATORY TERM, for dumbfucks who like to draw the same fucking thing over and over again and pretend to hold conversations.

WE DON'T NEED THIS SHIT IN /i/! This board is for stuff that takes advantage of the oekaki function, not what equates to mspaint garbage featuring your crudely drafted persona.
>> Anonymous
>>107188
OH GOD SERIOUS BUSINESS

So, wait. Since when is oekaki fucking serious bussiness? Sure, it's a legitimate art form, but if /i/ isn't meant for horseplay, why split it off from /ic/? Do you really think you're so fucking special that /i/ was split off JUST for the board painter tool?

Its a board to have fun on. Take the elitism to /ic/
>> Anonymous
>>107188
who is>>106990?

You seem to know them.
>> Anonymous
>>107205
I'm just another namefag on here trying to avoid butthurt from any drawhores who might take offense. I really like some of them, but other times they can be super gay and wrapped up in their own avatar conversations with each other that they're only entertaining themselves (Duke, chomp chan, anon-chan, etc)

And yeah, they've been on /b/, but we have some others here on /i/ that are great people, but today it seemed like drawhore was some sort of badge of honor you could earn by making an avatar and posting.
>> Avatarfag !Omg/zoMg7.!!9/e
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>> Anonymous
Oh, but I love you avatarfag, you sexy piece of man, you.
>> Avatarfag !Omg/zoMg7.!!9/e
>>107218
<3
>> Anonymous !488jJLWtxQ
Draw Haruko porn. You will win love of most of /b/ & /i/ almost instantly
>> Anonymous
>>107224
i doubt i will ever draw haruko porn. THERE IS ENOUGH ALREADY.

Draw Haruko porn is just a shitty meme.
>> Rickz0r !AvrvnsSyog
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>>107014
which is why i usually stick to drawing /r/'s
>> Avatarfag !Omg/zoMg7.!!9/e
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ORLY?

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>> Anonymous
>>107203
Uhhh it was never split off. They were ALWAYS separate boards, and to my knowledge debuted at the same time. And what the fuck are you talking about "not meant for horseplay"? The purpose of the board is right fucking there in the name, and I sure as shit don't see "random" anywhere. If you want to be a draw-whore and do draw-whore related activities, take it to /b/, where it originated and where it belongs.

I'm not being elitist, I'm just sick of people shitting up this place with crap better suited to a different board. Sometimes you fucks make me miss /ip/, and then I remember that you, and people like you, are the reason why we don't have it anymore. Stop cying "elitism" when people have standards.
>> D/r/ !zGBCJ1IK8U
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the charm of /i/ is the range in talent. Most boards are either pure crap, created by 13 year old kingdom hearts fangirls with a skill level below the mspaint shenanigans of drawhores, or boards full of intimidatingly amazing artists, who may or may not have elitist tendancies, but either way don't want their 5 hour masterpiece to be bumped by a 3 minute scribble.

/i/ is one of the few boards i've come across where all standards are accepted reasonably equally, and i like that. You're welcome to your opinion, of course, but so is everyone else welcome to theirs.
>> Anonymous
If this board was in italian i could easily become something like a drawhore, but in english i'm funny like a nigger on fire. also, too many drawhores. i think i'll just stick with lurking.
>> Anonymous
>>107246
just speak in itallian. it will be awesome.
>> Anonymous
>but in english i'm funny like a nigger on fire

If you use expressions like this every post I wouldn't mind if you became a drawhore.
>> Anonymous
>>107244
The charm of /i/ is that it is the one true font of original content that 4chan has. When a large portion of the original conent is not only shitty, but utterly worthless tripe of a not-even-worth-loading-the-thumbnail value, and people then defend said shitty content, I get upset. This is not an "I respectfully disagree" sort of situation, although I appreciate the fact that you responded so civilly.

Draw-whores aren't the cancer that is killing /i/, because /i/ isn't dying. Draw-whores are the irritable bowel syndrome of /i/, because holy shit do they make it unpleasant.
>> Anonymous
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I'd like to point out one of the many old draw whores. Anonymous-kun seems to be hit or miss in terms of being entertaining.

Now I point him out for a reason. Despite his bullshit excuse "I'm just lazy" as the reason he doesn't do solo stuff anymore. He is very capable of being entertaining and that being said. If someone that draws a white anonymous or a stick figure with huge eyebrows can be funny. What is stopping these new hopefuls from doing the same?

The answer is simple. Entertaining us is the main purpose of any and every drawfag. If that isn't your aim, than just GTFO now.
>> Anonymous
>>107210
You're singing my tune. I know what you're talking about. They act like being a drawhore is something to gloat about and give themselves more importance because their standing out from the Anonymous on /b/. Zero fucking humility.

Being a drawhore was like standing on a street corner and dancing for someone else's entertainment. The Anon don't want to see a circle jerk of people who feel they are special and think other drawhores are special. Anonymous wants entertainment. It seems all it takes to be a "drawhore" now is to network with the right people and draw some sort of character you occasionally draw in their company.

I couldn't agree more with you. There are some really good drawhores but some of them just seem like they're there to get a pat on the back from each other.
>> Avatarfag !Omg/zoMg7.!!9/e
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THESE FUEL INJECTED FACEPALMS ARE GIVING ME CONCUSSIONS

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>>107244
>>107254
while i agree with your view of what a drawhore should be on principle*, i certainly don't feel it's something i need to enforce. If a thread gives me the shits, i use the (-)hide thread button.

mostly i use it when i'm sick of looking at disgusting shit, like dead bodies all mangled, infected stuff, scat, and furfags. glroified avatarfags don't generally worry me overmuch. Hell, avatarfag himself amuses on occasion, and his drawing is improving quite a lot.

If it bothers you so, the most powerful thing you can do is not even acknowledge it. since, as has been stated previously on a number of occasions in this very thread, they (we) do it for attention, be it of the positive or negative kind.

*that a drawhore should strive to (a) contribute, and (b) entertain.
>> Anonymous
I almost feel like reposting the teaching thread in /b/. It makes things a lot clearer about drawhores...
>> Anonymous
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>>106889

Hows about this?
>> Anonymous
>>107357
Dont be a douche SAL
>> Anonymous
>>107255
You got my hair all rong but the intense lulz more than makes up for it.