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Anonymous
ITT we design weapons for the inevitable coming zombie apocalypse.

This is mine. I call it the Chainsaw Rape Wheel, or CRW for short.

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>> Anonymous
what about the sides?
>> Anonymous
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extending pole

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>> Anonymous
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ps mine

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>> Anonymous
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>> Rickz0r !AvrvnsSyog
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Kind of primitive and dangerous, but very satisfying.

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>> Anonymous
>>112487
Is that a motherfucking battle bus?!
>> ZOMBIE SURVIVAL EXPERT
AS A ZOMBIE SURVIVAL EXPERT I AM GOING TO JUDGE EACH OF YOUR SO CALLED INVENTIONS ON ITS MERITS IN A REAL LIFE ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST SITUATION OKAY GOOD

>>112467
BLADES WOULD DIG INTO THE GROUND AND SHATTER
THEREFORE YOU WOULD NEED A CONSTANT NEW SUPPLY OF BLADES
ALSO I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THE MECHANICS BEHIND HOW YOU ARE POWERING THIS THING OH GOD

>>112477
GENIUS
QUIET, REUSABLE AND LETHAL IF IT HAD A POINTY END ON IT (IN THROUGH THE EYE SOCKET, SCRAMBLE THE BRAIN)
MIGHT NOT WORK IN A SITUATION WITH MULTIPLE ZOMBIES THOUGH
AND I DUNNO HOW YOU'D MAKE IT EXTEND UNLESS YOU ARE GOKU OR SOMETHING BUT THEN WHY NOT JUST KAMEHAMEHA

>>112478
A HOT AIR BALLOON WITH A MOUNTED TURRET WOULD NOT TAKE OFF JESUS CHRIST WELCOME TO GRAVITY
ALSO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FUEL THIS THING YOU CAN'T STAY UP THERE INDEFINITELY YOU KNOW

>>112487
HEY LOOK IT'S ARSENAL GEAR (I.E. GIANT COFFIN AS SOON AS YOU LOSE SUPPORT)

>>112502
NOISY, WILL ATTRACT OTHER ZOMBIES
REQUIRES FUEL AND OCCASIONAL BLADE CHANGES ONCE THE BLADE DULLS FROM HITTING TOO MUCH BONE
THE IDEA OF A LARGE DISTANCE BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR TARGET IS A GOOD ONE THOUGH NICE WORK
>> Anonymous
>>112508
ITT WE HAVE READ THAT TERRIBLE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE AND THINK THAT SHOVING WEAPONS INTO EYE-SOCKETS IS A GOOD IDEA
>> Anonymous
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>>112475
The name is a bit of a misnomer. It's actually more of a sphere than a wheel.

>>112508
It's powered by love.

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>> ZOMBIE SURVIVAL EXPERT
>>112509
IT IS A GOOD IDEA

SERIOUSLY TEST IT OUT FIND THE NEAREST PEN AND JAM IT THROUGH YOUR IRIS

NOW IMAGINE THAT HAPPENING TO A ZOMBIE IT'D TOTALLY BE LIKE DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU DO THAT

ONLY NOW YOU'RE PERMANENTLY HANDICAPPED SO YEAH

>>112510
OH THEN YOU SHOULD TOTALLY SPEAK TO MY FRIEND ZOMBIE LOVE EXPERT YOU'D PROBABLY GET ON WELL
>> Anonymous
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Red Bearded Russian saw. Never gets dull and as a bonus, zombies that are not killed when first touched by this saw turn into the Red Bearded Russian and help you.

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>> ZOMBIE SURVIVAL EXPERT
>>112512
I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THIS WEAPON

EXCEPT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TOUCH A RED BEARDED RUSSIAN WITH IT
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>112512

That hasn't been tested, but I suppose nothing will happen.
>> Mr.Hoisington
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This Device is called the Smash. IT is disguised as a zombie bar to lure in all zombies in one place.

this doesn't require Gasoline or electricity. The only power is Spring power buy turning the doo dad on the top to tighten the trap to make it smash the zombies.

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>> Anonymous
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STEP 1.

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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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my wepon of great justace

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>> Anonymous
>>112511
NO, IT IS A BAD IDEA, BECAUSE YOU WON'T HAVE THE FUCKING TIME TO AIM IT AT A ZOMBIE'S EYE.
>> Anonymous
>>112514
Hahaha, I fucking love this.
>> Anonymous
>>112527
LOL flaming zombies.
>> Anonymous
>>112467
YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER, YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME IN /x/
>> Anonymous
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Well...guns.

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>> Anonymous
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pr0n on every friggin skyscraper!

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>> Dr. Anonymous
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Dem zombhies so stoopid.

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>> Anonymous
>>112663
Is having your cock out part of your plan?
>> Anonymous
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I fixed it.

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>> The big red button... Anonymous
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... to blow up the world.
It'd simaltaneously blow up every explosiv on earth from tiny fireworks to nuclear weapons. Tadah~! There's nothing to invade so the invasion is hereby cancelled!

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>> Dr. Anonymous
>>112665
Yes.

>>112668
I LOL'D
>> Anonymous
ITT WE TALK ALL IN CAPS AND ACT LIKE COMPLETE FAGS
>> Anonymous
>>112763
Y HALO THAR WANNA CYBER