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spongebob at 40 anonamaus
spongebob 30 years after the end of his series based on some doodles i made earlier today while i was bored, others were patrick and squidward, im having a lot of trouble with this oekaki app tho so im not sure if ill draw the others.

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>> Anonymous
spongebob is already 30 or so.
>> Anonymous
>>60581
Yeah, that always bothers me, like, exactly how old is he?
He in general scares me.
I mean I know he's meant to be this naive a purely good cute little guy, but.. Jesus, to be that age and like that, there's some serious mental retardation going on.
My sister and I actually had a short discussion about some of the darker and more sinister themes in Spongebob, and how scary some of them actually were. Not a serious disucssion, one made of lulz.
Like the episode in which he and Mr Crabs think they've killed the health inspector. Spongebob having to drag a corpse around.
It's just so wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>60584
it´s a fucking cartoon
>> Anonymous
>>60586
I know. I don't have much to do and my sister mentioned the fact that he handled a corpse in one episode, and how very wrong that is, and how it makes it so much funnier.
Whenever I watch it I usually end up wondering how the fuck old he's supposed to be.
>> anonamaus
>>60584
yes i was contemplating his age, but since hes a cartoon character, hes only as old as his series, the way i see it is, if he were a real creature, hed develop a coke and speed habit, kill a coworker, then wind up living in a shack in new jersey off what little he gets from syndication. he lives alone because sally died when her shuttle broke up on reentry. patrick is a alchoholic meth addict who lost an arm to diabeetus, and an eye to a bar fight. and currently is a trucker who sucks cocks for crystal meth. squidward ran for office, but after having a stroke while he was strangling a hooker in a seedy hotel room in washington DC.

and as for seedy and creepy things, they live in bikini bottom, now bikini bottom would geographicly be named after a nearby atoll, bikini atoll was an atoll in the US marshall islands where several immediatly post war nuclear weapons tests were conducted, usualy when you see footage of a mushroom cloud its from shot baker of operation castle (or was it greenhouse?) which was detonated under a LCM in the middle of bikini atoll. so ya, theres plenty dark shit going on, but this is nickelodien, the same people who put forth shows like ren & stimpy, which wasnt exactly shiny and lovely. plus the voice of spongebob is a comedian who ive seen quite a bit of, he was in scary movie 3, was a player on mr.show, and other sketch comedy shows as well as tons of movies, he also is in just about every cartoon tv show made in the past 10 years.
>> sahjared
He does seem very much like a man-child. Gary is probably an at-home care worker.
>> Anonymous
If you watch the film, he tells you how many conescutive employee of the month awards he has, I can't remember the number, but if you divide it by 12 you get the number of months he's worked there, and taking into account that the youngest one can work at a fast food place is 16, the number of years added onto this came to 30 something.. I think it was 36. That's creepy considering his behaviour...
>> Anonymous
>>60614
I lol'd.
>>60623
My point exactly.

And I can't believe I started a serious conversation about Spongebob Squarepants.
>> Anonymous
>>60590
I just realised...
>nuclear weapons tests were conducted
Are Spongebob and friends, by any chance, a mutant-like result of this?
They coould be loosely, LOOSELY, intended to be.

See, I told you guys there was a lot more to think about in Spongebob.
It's FUCKING CREEPY.
>> Anonymous
>>60637
My friend, you have achieved the impossible. You've made spongebob serious. I hope you're happy with yourself :P
>> Anonymous
Spongebob is probably almost immortal. 30 is probably the sponge equivalent of tweens.
>> Rickz0r !AvrvnsSyog
Spongebob is now the most darkest show on television.
>> D-Colon
We should find out some more dark stuff about Spongebob Squarepants & co
>> anonamaus
>>60663
dont forget that they are fags, FAGS DIRTY FILTH AIDS RIDDEN FAGGOTS!!!
>> Anonymous
>>60877
This is true. He and Patrick are clearly Brokeback for one another.

I'm going to cap this thread.

>>60647
And yes, I am very happy with myself. :D
>> Anonymous
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SPONGEBOB, I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU BETTER BE COOKIN' ME SUM DINNERS.

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>> Anonymous
Don't you mean spengbab?
>> Anonymous
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Patrick 30 years after.

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>> Anonymous
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I drew this once before. Now I have a pen.

I want to do the whole crew.

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>> Anonymous
>>61242
Hahaha, I fucking lol'd. I'd love to see spongebob and pals GASHUNK-ing all over the place.
>> Anonymous
>>61242
ROLF
>> anonamaus
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my version of patrick after 30 years. the wife beater and shorts didnt come out so well and hes supposed to be holding a beer.

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>> Anonymous
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