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Anonymous
btw, a joke.
there's this mature chick, like 40 or so, goes to the doctor and says: "my husband won't fuck me anymore". so the doctor tells her to buy a nice transparent underskirt, wear no undies and after opening the door for her husband - flash her ass to him. so she buys this sexy underskirt, puts it on and waits patiently for her husband to return. when he knocks at the door, she opens it momentarily and flashes her ass to her husband. husband stares at her for a split second and takes a run for it, he runs as if the devil himself was chasing him and finally arrives at the nearest bar. he orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it. then he orders a next one. and a next one. then the bartender asks: "what happened, man?", so the guy replies: "you won't believe it. i came home from work and in the house was waiting for me this... this ugly troll with face split in half, bushy beard reaching his knees, and - the horror! - there was this disgusting goo running down it!"
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