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Alright guys, it's D&D night, just gotta organize my stuff here.

Roll call

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>> Anonymous
My level 1 Fighter attacks the Beholder with his dagger.
>> Rickz0r !AvrvnsSyog
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I brought the Cheetos.

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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I fucking... LOVE DND

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>> Anonymous
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NO I'M THE DUNGEON MASTER AND YOU DONT ATTACK TIL I SAY WE'RE PLAYING JEEZ

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>> Anonymous
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So... What level dungeon masters are you guys?

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>> Anonymous
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>>105926
Also: Dungeon master gets control of the snack foods.

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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The heroes start inside a small meadow.

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>> Anonymous
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OKAY I ELF CAUSE DEY R COOL

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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Can we hurry up guys? My mom will be here in 2 hours!

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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I'm a 3rd level Wizard and 2nd level Businessman

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>> Anonymous
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Well if a certain someone would stop interrupting the DUNGEON MASTER, we might get somewhere.

Freaking noobs

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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WATCHING YOU BOY

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>> Anonymous
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Okay so the warriors are 10 yards into the dungeon when suddenly they encounter aaaaaaa....

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>> Anonymous
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ARE WE FIGHTAN ANYTHING YET

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>> Anonymous
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aaaa... Aw SHIT my glasses.

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>> Anonymous
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Fighting enemy: Aw shit my glasses

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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2d4 BRIEFCASE ATTACK

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>> Anonymous
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I LUV FIGHTAN

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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THEN FIGHT

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>> Anonymous
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>>105953

Shit, my glasses are cracked now... Uh... Let's see. The attack hits, and your grea- greater... cleavage skill is activated?

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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The only feat i have is "Do taxes"

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>> Anonymous
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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I use a action point and cast "You're fired!" spell

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>> Anonymous
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Completely inappropriate, but effectively deals 10d4 sonic damage

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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Jeeezzz, Dungeon master, You are slow.

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>> Anonymous
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>>105961

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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Its fine.... Just don't do it again!

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>> Anonymous
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The glasses magnified the sun's rays and shot a prismatic ray! Everyone makes a saving throw, you fail, you die.

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>> Anonymous
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>>105966
Th-Thats not fair!

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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I rolled a d20 and got a 19 + 7 Dex = 26, DODGE!

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>> Anonymous
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I didn't dodge...

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>> Anonymous
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Hey man, I don't make the rules, I just execute them. Also you failed, but DM jurisdiction allows that I can grant one miracle to a player. You're at 1hp

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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I CAST "Twisting Dragons" To save Mr.Elf!

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>> Anonymous
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>>105971
Thank you Mr. Wizard Business Man!

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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ZERO MANA !

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>> Anonymous
>>105973
>> Anonymous
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YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT BUT THE TWISTING DRAGON SPELL BACKFIRED AND KILLED YOU IN THE PROCESS... THERE, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

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>> Anonymous
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>>105971
S'ok. I use my only one magical potion of revival that I happen to have on Mr. Wizard Business Man

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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REAL LIFE PUNCH !!!

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>> Anonymous
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>>105977
whut.

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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BOOM!

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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>>105978
Well, I punched our Dungeon master, I hope he doesn't tell his mom.

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>> Anonymous
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Yeah, well... the potion has AIDS. And the wizard will permadeath within the next 1000 rounds of combat.

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Don't make me punch you.

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>> Anonymous
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OH GOD JESUS OKAY IM SORRY, FUCK

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>> Anonymous
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>>105981

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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Eh, Fuck off, Like hell if i'm coming back to your house again steve. My mom's here, BYE.

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>> Anonymous
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Knock it off guise!

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>> Anonymous
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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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Who the hell took my Miniatures?!

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>> Anonymous
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They're right there! If you wouldn't punch the shit out of McFatstier then you would remember to take them!

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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Ill be there in A FUCKING SECOND MOM, SOMEONE TOOK MY MINIATURES!

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>> Anonymous
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Those were figurines?!....

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>> Anonymous
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Nope... didn't see anything like that.

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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Say hello to whoever your god is!

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>> Anonymous
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>>105997

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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OH GOD , OH GOD, I shot him , I SHOT HIM!

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>> mimic
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>> Anonymous
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That you have...

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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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CUT, Screen roll, This movie SUCKS

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>> Anonymous
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>> Razor !q3f6VjcZPg
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Stfu you noobs, I got a movie deal with Swat 2.

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>> Anonymous
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>> mimic
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Oh he'll be back... they always come back... my movies are all perfect.

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>> telltelltell !fScTfea2rc
Oh fucking god not a rollcall thread. Not in /i/

Kill it with sage