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Anonymous
BEHOLD! FLYING JESUS!
>> Anonymous
such strength, such power...just like Mother Russia's rasputin ...
!!!
OMG, DOESN'T RASPUTING LOOK A BIT TOO MUCH LIKE JESUS?!
OH DEAR LORD, RASPUTIN = JESUS
TIME PARADOX! the world will go MAD!
>> SatanClock
Jesus Powers FTW
>> captain !v/rTh0HxaQ
he'll save the shit outta your soul
>> Anonymous
He got his flying power from the nuns
>> Anonymous
splendid like a fire
>> Anonymous
since when was Jesus bald?

I thougt he got his power from his hair.
>> Anonymous
>>30971
How the fuck would anyone know what his hair looked like?

I bet he had a jewfro.
>> Anonymous
It was an afro man, Jesus was totally a nigger.
>> Anonymous
Jesus wasn't black or white, he was middle-eastern
>> Anonymous
>>30971
I think you mean Samson (?????).

Read the bible. Or listen to the Gouge Away song by The Pixies, which is pretty fucking cool and more or less about the guy.

"chained to the pillars
a 3-day party
i break the walls
and kill us all
with holy fingers"
>> Anonymous
>>30992
Pretty sure he was referring to how Jesus is frequently drawn with hippie hair.

I stand by the jewfro. He's Jewish, curly hair's in his blood.
>> Anonymous
devin townsend jesus?
>> -(:)
JESUS CHRIST HAD DREADS SO SHAKE EM

I DON'T HAVE NONE BUT I'M PLANNIN' ON GROWIN' SUM
IMAGINE ALL THE HEBREWS GOIN' DUMB
DANCING ON TOP OF THE ROOFTOPS AND TURNING TIGHT ONES

OOH, TELL ME WHEN TO GO
>> Anonymous
>IMAGINE ALL THE FIDDLERS GOIN' DUMB
>DANCING ON TOP OF THE ROOFTOPS AND TURNING TIGHT ONES
fixed
also L'SHANAH TOVAH TIKATEV V'TAIHATEM, MOTHERFUCKERS