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Bumperstickers Anonymous
Thinking of printing these up before everybody jumps on the bandwagon (which'll probably be in about 6-7 months I figure... When people realize THE MESSIAH's shit really does stink). Anybody want one?
>> Kinetic-kaze
yes, but you just started a shitstorm!
>> Anonymous
republicans are sore losers.....
>> Anonymous
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Don't blame me, I voted for Bozo.....TWICE!
>> Anonymous
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She's ready!

....as soon as she can find Africa on a map.
>> Anonymous
>>458976must be blind. Let's ask Al Gore and the gang how we should behave, so that we can become gracious losers instead.
>> Anonymous
>>458976
Yeah, 'cause Dems were so mature back in '00 and '04.... How many theatened to move to Canada if W. won?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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You people are unbelievably dumb. Your country went in the shitter at the hands of the Right. A quarter million jobs lost just last month.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>458986
Learn your history, chopper. Stock market, housing market, and the whole economy's in the toilet because Slick Willy forced Fannie and Freddie to accept high risk mortgages from retards who couldn't afford them and crapped out. Ta-daaaaaah! Recession!
>> Anonymous
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Tammy-Faye for McCain
>> Anonymous
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No dead rhinos
>> Anonymous
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>>458993

Facts speak loudest
>> Anonymous
>>459007
EXACTLY! Thank you! If only Republicans raised taxes through the roof, slashed the military's funding, and started accepting donations from Chinese richies to sleep in the White House, then THEY'D be able to piss away tons of money on the welfare and other shit for lazy fucks who don't deserve it.

Nail on the head, Anon!
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didn't quite comprehend it did you?
>> Anonymous
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>>459021
Not a churchy, but agree with this one.
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>> Anonymous
Don't listen to those assholes - it's a great idea! You don't want to miss the boat on this idea. I suggest you go for broke - sink your life savings into these, it'll pay off big. Hell - mortgage the house, everyone has 3 mortgages nowdays. It'll pay off tenfold, and you can show those doubters who was right with Fat Stacks of Cash.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>459034

no listen tew dose assholes - it an grate idea! ewe dun wants 2 miss tehz boat oan thiz idea. i suggest u goa for broke - sink ur life savings into thees, it'll pay uv big. hellz - mortgage tha house, everyone gots 3 mortgages nowdais. it'll pay off tenfold, & yuo kan show thos doubters who been right wiff fat stacks of cash.
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Go for it. A first printing of 100,000 sounds right.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>459039

misses the point, clearly.
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>> Anonymous
>>459068
Fantastic poster children there, anon. Get a shot of Rev. Wright or Bill Ayers holding those posters up and you REALLY have my backing! Yahoo!
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were they running for office?
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>> Anonymous
>>458993

http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2008/10/20/freddie_mac_paid_2m_to_thwart_regulation/
>> Anonymous
>>458976
>libfags are sore winners.....

fixed for reality. Liberals are butthurt and spineless even win they win. :)

Enjoy watching your Messiah get crucified for the next 4 years. It's going to be an endless shitfest for Anonymous. I'm going to enjoy the next 4 years thanks to your poor judgment. Either candidate was a turd sandwich and you just got stuck with it when you won.
>> Anonymous
>>458993
>>459017

I used to think being conservative didn't require a person to be a fucking moron. Now I realize that yes, it does.
>> Anonymous
morons-R-us = GOP

They're cute though, check dis out.

Minister Louis Farrakhan, the controversial leader of the Nation of Islam, has declared Barack Obama to be the Messiah. Farrakhan did this at a gathering last February, but the video has just hit Youtube and is causing shock waves.

Farrakhan said, "You are the instruments that God is gonna use to bring about universal change, and that is why Barack has captured the youth. And he has involved young people in a political process that they didn't care anything about. That's a sign. When the Messiah speaks, the youth will hear, and the Messiah is absolutely speaking."

There are a number of frightening and bizarre implications in this pronouncement. For one thing, declaring a human being to be a divine being is heresy, even in Farrakhan's peculiar brand of Islam. Not even the Prophet Mohammed is considered a divine being, as Jesus Christ is in Christian sects, but rather as simply a man who received the message of God.
>> i believe Anonymous
The movement surrounding Barack Obama has always seemed to have less the air of a political crusade than that of a cult. Barack Obama has even encouraged this phenomenon with the Greek temple backdrop during his convention acceptance speech.

Obama has talked about the levels of the ocean receding and the planet healing, should he become President.Obama supporters have referred to Obama as "The One", and other terms that suggest not a political figure to be admired and supported, but a religious figure to be followed and even worshiped.

There are obvious problems with this kind of approach. A political figure in a democracy can be supported or opposed according to the values and wishes of people in that democracy. But if Farrakhan's pronouncing Obama as the Messiah is a wide spread belief, then Obama takes on the mantle of a religious figure, doing the work of God, as Farrakhan said in his speech. And who dares oppose the will of God?
>> Anonymous
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nice to see John has already found work....
>> Anonymous
>>459136
Next, you'll see the oft reposted "Judaism is a gutter religion." Love SOUNDBITES.
>> Anonymous
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If we really fuck with their heads they blame clinton's penis. The Right really really haets Clinton's penis.
>> Anonymous
>>459136
>>459137
Cool down, that's just Farrakhan and the sheep following him seeing things where probably are none and he did NOT declare Obama to be the messiah. He merely implicated, didn't even say directly, that "the messiah speaks through Obama".

While he did put Obama into religious context, I highly doubt that Obama would do that to himself besides the obligatory "god save america". Also I find it pretty natural that a political movement around one guy, trying to push him into the White House, often looks like a religious following around some divine being. Some involved may mix things up and willingly or unwillingly make it look like that even more, for example the person uploading that video. I think it is only a widespread belief between some religious nutters that Obama is a divine being or channeling the messiah. This quote will do Harrakhan more harm than good over the next 4 years. Very short honeymoon season, as one commentator put it. Obama will probably get overwhelmed by the horrible debt Bush left for him, then it'll be Republican time again. After that Mexico will have a problem with immigrant workers. I digress.

tl;dr: It's all just correlation.
>> Anonymous
if we convince DUMBFUCKISTAN that Obama is the Messiah we win teh Red States in 2012.
>> Anonymous
SEATTLE–The Key Arena doors opened just before 11 a.m. and Cynthia Keze was one of the thousands hoping to see Barack Obama.

When she did not get in, she was determined to wait out in the rain just in case she got a glimpse of the man she says has brought her new hope for the future of the United States.

"The rest of us, we were in this huge crowd outside in the rain and he came out in the rain and talked to us," said Keze, her voice still raw from cheering. "I was 10 feet away from him, 10 feet away," she repeated another two times in awe.

"The only time I felt like that was when I saw Pope John Paul II."
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>> Anonymous
seems like yer grapes are a bit on the sour side... too bad.
>> Anonymous
It's shocking to see Obamafags dragging their asses on the carpet like they have a bad case of worms. Now, they are stuck with a guy with even more skeletons in his closet than both Clintons. He's been built up into the Messiah, yet has never done a single thing in his entire political history that merits it. When he fails....Bush and his cronies won't be around to be the usual scapegoats. He's made a lot of promises and we see Obama's cronies already playing the same old games.

I hope I'm wrong. If we can endure both the Clintons and Bush, Obama will be another over hyped President that got the job because of a few slogans and white guilt. At worse, there will be a backlash against liberals and Democrats alike.
>> Anonymous
>>459154
DUMBFUCKISTAN == blacks and liberal elitist
>> Anonymous
Libfags ARE the newfags of the real world.
>> Anonymous
The majority of the electorate rejected the GOP platform
The majority of the people prefers a more liberal agenda
Shout "LIBRUL" all you want, your ideas are the aging, obsolete ones
So keep crying GOP
Your tears of despair and rejection taste delicious
>> Anonymous
CHANGE

Come
Help
A
Nigger
Get
Elected
>> Anonymous
nigger
>> Anonymous
don't blame me... I voted 3rd party
>> Anonymous
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>>459344
?????
>> Anonymous
don't blame me i voted for Bush, instead Obama won, damn hypocrites
>> Anonymous
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DUMBFUCKISTAN == trailertrash (and anyone else intentionally living in a Red State)

fix'd!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Why black people voted for a half-black, raised Muslim retard like Barack Hussein Obama....
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>459480
>>459483
>>459484

Same newfag.... and what's your point, guy? Just want to share your Boner for Obama with us? U R teh Aw3S0m3!!!!!
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Why most people voted for a transcendent Harvard educated figure like Barack Obama....
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>>459490
>> Anonymous
>>459492
As opposed to a war hero with decades of experience?... What's your point? They voted for him because he's a black man in a suit? Yeah, that is rare, but I've seen the chimp who played Cheetah in Tarzan in a suit, doesn't mean he should be our president.
>> Africa????????? Anonymous
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If you are an anonymous John McCain campaign source mocking Sarah Palin because she allegedly was confused about the continent status of Africa, you are a coward. There are tons of things to giggle at in regards to the governor of Alaska, but any McCain campaign apparatchik telling tales now, without a name attached, is just covering up the mess he/she made in a run for the White House that would have embarrassed Gilligan. Hey anonymous sources? Instead of hiding behind a cloak mocking Palin, why don’t ya come on out and point to your mistakes. You made tons of them.
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>>459498

war hero or cocksucker?
>> Anonymous
>>459503
Both, actually. And you're leaving out the most important part: EXPERIENCE. The only thing Osama has done is appear in front of cameras. He's accomplished nothing. We boned.
>> Anonymous
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He's the next Prez while McCain is the laughingstock of Amerika.
>> Anonymous
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>>459518
JOHN McCAIN IS A GOOD PERSON!!!
>> Anonymous
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.JOHN McCAIN IS A GOOD PERSON!!!
>> Anonymous
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..JOHN McCAIN IS A GOOD PERSON!!!
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>> Anonymous
>>459498a war hero with decades of experience?

What part of crashing five planes and giving information to the enemy makes one a war hero?
>> Anonymous
I see a typical Obama supporter in that pic. In other news, heard Obama has plans to make students in high school and college do a 100 hours of community service each year in order graduate.

Enjoy having the government's dick planted even more firmly in your tight ass like never before. You thought Bush was bad, just wait till Obama starts tell you what you can and can't think. Liberal elitists will drink your tears of outrage while flushing the last illusions liberty down the toilet.
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>>459987

fat boy allergic to honest work?
>> Anonymous
>>459587just wait till Obama starts tell you what you can and can't think
I already experienced enough of that under Bush

>>459587Liberal elitists will ... [flush] the last illusions liberty down the toilet.
I already experienced enough of that under Bush
>> Anonymous
>What part of crashing five planes and giving information to the enemy makes one a war hero?

Simply wearing a uniform and answering the call to go to war. Something a spineless libfag would never have the balls to do, no matter the who started the war in the first place.

What was Obama doing in his younger days? Doing drugs, putting "white" on his paperwork and giving a glowing book review to a communist/radical terrorist author that stated that people didn't have the right to think for themselves and that re-education/death camps would be necessary for people that didn't agree with his Marxist beliefs.

Libfags = retarded sheeple that call you sheeple when you don't unconditionally agree with their naive and gullible sheeple beliefs
>> Anonymous
>>459598
Clearly, being a libfag, you pick up a taste for the real think as that Bush didn't stick it in far enough. So sad...
>> Anonymous
FAG THREAD!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>459627
I've written a paper that supports Hitler in his military endeavors but it doesn't mean i'm a Nazi.
>> Anonymous
>>459627
And McCain would have failed out of the Naval Academy if his Daddy wasn't an Admiral.

Politicians are politicians, they don't get to be where they are by being friendly. They have to be ruthless. If you believe that any political party is immune from this, you are delusional.
>> Anonymous
>>459627Libfags = retarded sheeple that call you sheeple when you don't unconditionally agree with their naive and gullible sheeple beliefs

Oh, lulz. 'Cos you don't seem dogmatic in the least...
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And it was not too long ago that Senator John McCain’s running mate, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, accused Mr. Obama of “palling around with terrorists.”

But she took an entirely different tone on Thursday, when she chastised reporters for asking her questions about her war with some staff members in the McCain campaign at such a heady time. “Barack Obama has been elected president,” Ms. Palin said. “Let us, let us — let him — be able to kind of savor this moment, one, and not let the pettiness of maybe internal workings of the campaign erode any of the recognition of this historic moment that we’re in. And God bless Barack Obama and his beautiful family.”
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Everybody approves of Obammy! Yays!!!
>> Anonymous
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we will bury you....
>> Anonymous
Why is you people so happy that some loon whose spiritual adviser for the last 20 years is a racist moron, and who has with zero experience with any of kind of power is now the president of the America? We would stone such a person here, not make them the president. You peoples are crazy.
>> Anonymous
HERP A DERP
>> Anonymous
Wait... So who won the election?
>> Anonymous
>>460399
the gay guy
>> Anonymous
>>460184
At least we don't execute rape victims for adultery
>> sage sage
sage