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thelauncheddutchman
So i decided to get kitesurfing without any experience.
Crashing each 4 minutes made me sick, so i surfed back to the beach. Unfortunately the wind stopped right before the beach, as i stopped and my board dug itself into the sand, and tried to keep up the kite by steer it right into the centre of the wind.
The wind started to blow again, getting myself launched. My left foot was stuck, and once it released i flew 10ft through air, landing on my stomach and leaving another 12 feet drag trails.

Fucking bindings teared a piece of my skin open, making a bloody mess. After about 15 minutes i went to the First Aid, where i had to remove all that sand myself out of the wound. I failed in removing all sand, making my wound look like a red-coloured kiwi torn in half. Or rather a vagina where you see the hole beneath and on the upper skin the clit.

greetings from holland
>> Anonymous
>>393678

tore*
>> Anonymous
cool story bro

Now clean under your fucking fingernails.
>> Anonymous
That really really looks like a twat below your wound
>> thelauncheddutchman
>>393686
it's sand, there were clean.
thanx anyway for your advice

Now i realized i had a cut of 2 inches under my foot.
Not a big deal but the little pain is annoying cuz it;s a bit swollen up -..-

I hate those freaking shells, especially these.
They crack in long sharp shards and penetrating your foot.

Yes, they come in masses
http://www.herbert-vd-vlugt.com/nieuws/07-04-05-schelpen1.jpg

Do they reproduce in some orgy's or something? WTF they are everywhere :puke:
>> Anonymous
cool story bro
>> Anonymous
>>393691
Agreed, I saw the pic and thought, WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD SOMEONE TAKE A PIC OF THEM PULLING A SCAB OFF A VAGINAL SORE!??!?!/1/.2