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Anonymous
ITT: 4channers who have jobs they shouldn't, because they are 4channers.

Asset Protection Coordinator (read: head of security) for a Wal-Mart Supercenter. so many lulz. so many it hurts.
>> Anonymous
Why is this on /hr/? Also, got any protips for wal-mart theives?
>> Anonymous
>>205074

Because the pic is high-res.

Also: There are blind spots.
>> Anonymous
>>205074
it's a hires image? and uh... basically new policy prohibits hourly associates from apprehending and any salary management to not give chase more than 10 feet.

apprehension cannot be made without 100% certainty that suspect is still in possession of merchandise. which means, you lose eye contact, you can't apprehend.

also, greatest area of loss: $20 games sitting out on the rack (usually across from the display cases with the new titles). get something sharp (finger nail?) tear down the opening, pop out games, put the case back on shelf, walk right out. happens at my store all the time.

btw, any bonuses salary managers in my posistion receive are strictly based on own-store sales / profit / inventory turns. so I could give a shit what 4channers do in other stores. good luck!
>> Anonymous
>>205069
No one cares /b/tard.

>>205074
Protip: Use the small shopping cart door to exit with goods so you don't have to go through the detectors. I made off with about 15 DVDs that way. Also, if they see you, run like hell.
>> Anonymous
the DVR setup is to unique your not anon anymore
>> Anonymous
Photolab operator. "Sure, I'll print your beach photos, high school girl."
>> Anonymous
I work at UPS do I win?
>> Anonymous
>>205102
What do you do? I used to work at FedEx as a package handler. That was fun shit.
>> Anonymous
>>205107

package handler, eh?

you lookin for any weekend work?
>> Anonymous
ITT: Geek squad pron thiefs
>> Anonymous
i work repairing hp laptops for refurbishment, i get your info when you send your computer back and i get tons of naked cam whores on them :D
>> Anonymous
I work for the government.
Not the partyvan, though.
>> Anonymous
>>205116
i worked for a private pc/laptop refurb/fix company, not doing anything too technical though. I knew this sick fuck that collected child porn off peoples computers when they sent them in to get fixed. He never reported it, just copied and deleted it.

I only worked there for a little over 4 months. I quit because this sick fuck would lock himself inside the main office for 1-2 hrs at a time. Fappin' to children.
>> Anonymous
>>205119
LIES

you are here to get people V&... you are in the wrong board though
>> Anonymous
Technical support for web hosting provider
>> Anonymous
>>205123
You should have reported the dirty mofo.
>> Anonymous
>>205123

And exactly why didn't you either report him to Partyvan Central OR take it upon yourself to beat him to a bloody pulp and castrate him? Hell, it's not too late even now. Get the piece of shit taken down via an anonymous tip.

lol, anonymous.

Me, stock trader. On major hiatus now since the market is insanely bearish in this country, been like that for the last few months.
>> Anonymous
Construction worker, I put up drop ceilings.
>> Anonymous
Local hotshot truckdriver. Daily whip is a Kenworth T800. So many times, I want to go "Traffic Attack" mode on rush hour.
>> Zyjek !w3eloWcsVM
I suck dick for a living. It's not a bad job, pays well and I LOVE sucking dick. Only downside is now I have AIDS.
>> Anonymous
>>205069
i spy cp
>> Anonymous
I'm a professional bum.

Really though, I'm a comp tech/UNIX admin looking for a jorb.
>> Anonymous
I am a pedophile in prison. I get 13 cents an hour if I work in the air-conditioningless mailroom and get raped in the ass constantly. Recently caught hepatitis. Take that Billy "The Baboon" Brown! (Fucker raped me three times yesterday! Now he's got it too. >:). )
>> Anonymous
where are your generic walmart holes?
>> Anonymous
Brain surgeon...
>> Anonymous
Gamestop assistant manager.

Wiis?

Check your pants bitch.
>> Anonymous
PBS Master Control Op.

Anybody see Fight Club? ;D
>> Anonymous
Whirlpool/Maytag parts sales rep.
>> Anonymous
Maytag repairmen.... those things just never break down so i spend all my time here
>> Anonymous
>>205107
Same as you. I fail to see how that's any fun though. Unless you got some easy shit trailer(s). I have 4 separate trailers I have to load by myself (easy enough). But when I'm not busy I have to help out California, which is every area code 900xx-935xx. Fantastic? Hell no.
>> Anonymous
Substitute Elementary School Teacher.
There mascot is a bear.
I get called in for grade 4 all the time.
>> Anonymous
>>205267
Strangely enough i load 4 trailers in California.
Only thing is when I'm not busy they send my ass home.
>> Anonymous
I used to drive a forklift for a living. Now I'm looking for a part time job so I can go back to college for a math degree.

Also, if I go back to college I'll get free healthcare, which will be good since driving the forklift messed up my eye.
>> Anonymous
>>205268

that is awesome.
>> Anonymous
Emergency Medical Technician

Do I win?
>> Anonymous
>>205291

I raise you one Corpsman with the U.S. Navy.
>> Anonymous
Marine Corps air traffic controller. I have the ability to vector multiple multi-million dollar aircraft into each other for massive pwnage <3
>> Anonymous
Network assistant for Nestle. $21 an hour, Admin rights across a international network, and only two or three calls a day which usually involve "lol map the printer. DUR."
>> Anonymous
>>205296
I'll never ride a plane again.
>> Anonymous
Game support.

Nerf this, buff that, "I got haxed" and "he called me a poo-poo head" 40 hours a week.

All we do during the day is talk about the stupid shit people come up with.
>> Anonymous
>>205301

Ever try to mess with anybody?

I mean, come on, SOMEONE there has got to be planning on quiting soon. Try it.
>> Anonymous
>>205268

You're a teacher, but you spelled 'their' wrong. I hope you don't teach english.
>> Anonymous
>>205302
Nah, I keep it in line. I don't outright lie or threaten customers (although some of my co-workers do).
>> Anonymous
Work in a noc for the third largest ISP in Oz... :3
>> Anonymous
Children's Librarian.

Don't even think I'm kidding...
>> Anonymous
direct care provider for retarded people.

i'm going to hell.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Sup guys.
>> Anonymous
>>205335

I'd kill myself if I had that job. Or the retarded people. One of the two.
>> Anonymous
i sell computers and stuff in a Target/Best Buy like franchise. Its not bad.

I don't get to do any /b/ stuff though.
>> Anonymous
At the booze counter in a store.
>> Anonymous
Movie theatre. Cleaning theatres and tearing tickets. Fuck working the concession counter.

Also we steal anything anyone leaves even if they come back seconds later asking about it.
>> Anonymous
hmm; level iii sr. network engineer

i can honestly say at least 80% of my time is spent on 4chan
>> Anonymous
college admissions officer


ps: nobody reads your fucking essays.
>> Anonymous
Work as a projectionist in cinema
>> Anonymous
>>205362

How long does it take you to upload a ts of a new release to your topsite?
>> Anonymous
I am looking for a job.
>> Anonymous
science man
>> Anonymous
I work at the bloodbank as a labtech. Wich means the system does the work i watch and read the results.
>> Anonymous
i work at echelon :3
>> Anonymous
/b/
>> Anonymous
>>205421
echelon>>>>>>>>>>>GET IT OUT
>> Anonymous
>>205267
Well, I unload trailers in the morning which sucks balls but it's got me in pretty good shape. It's just fun because sometimes I get to ride along with some of the drivers when they have huge loads and want to get home early and they pay me under the table to help them out. Also, me and some of my coworkers smoke a joint every morning before work starts so the jobs not so bad when you're high.

I'd rather have a later shift though. The early hours are brutal.
>> Anonymous
I do what I do best. I piss people off for $12+ an hour. I'm the asshole who calls your house to conduct a half hour survey. I get paid to sit on my ass and piss people off.
>> Anonymous
>>205463
You mean you're the guy that I block when I see you pop up on my caller ID?
>> Anonymous
Get the fuck out of /hr/ and crawl back to /b/ you bunch of flabby dog fuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>205457
I used to work midnight shift (11pm-3~am) which worked out quite nice for me since I got all the net to myself after I got back. I had to share some slow ass DSL with 2 other people otherwise. Now I'm on twilight which is 5-10pm
>> Anonymous
Librarian in the Brisbane State Library
>> Anonymous
I'm that bitch who calls to tell you to PAY YOUR BILL, DEADBEAT.... Ahh haha, so much fun.
>> Anonymous
>>205382

We still use 35mm prints :/, soz.
>> Anonymous
computer tech in a small store , day consists of running virus / ad scans on peoples pc's and telling people that we cant upgrade there 8 year old pc for vista ....