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Anonymous
question for 4chan to see how smart you guys are.
ill give you the situation, and you try to tell me why everything happened.
A girl wakes up and vomits 1 before breakfest and 2 times after. her boobs tend to hurt a bit. she is on a form of birth control and shes sure shes not pregnant.
what is going on here?
>> Anonymous
A: Who cares?
>> Anonymous
B:Birth Control Fails
>> Anonymous
C: GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>253695
The first time she chocked on my cock. The second time it was because I reminded her that I hadn't washed it since pooparsex, and the third was when she realized what that hauting aftertaste was. Her tits hurt cuz I slap 'em whenever the urge strikes me. She's on birth control cuz' I don't use no fuckin' rubber and she's not pregnant due to FALCOOOON PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!.
>> Anonymous
D: gtfo faggot
>> Anonymous
>>253701
LOL @ C-C-Combo Breaker.
>> Anonymous
>>253695
she's lying.
>> Anonymous
If she started birth control recently (within the last several months) those are fairly normal side effects of the medication (nasuea/morning sickness and related issues are very common with birth control pills). She should consult her obgyn about changing to a different formulation of the pill if the side effects are unbearable.
>> Anonymous
go back to /b/
>> Anonymous
aids.
>> Anonymous
>>254128
I hope you die of them soon.
>> Anonymous
>>253695
She vomited up the pill on accident. seen it happen. dumb bulimic bitch
>> Anonymous
standard stomach flu and shirt friction nipple irritation.
>> Anonymous
>>254145
Fail at life.
>> Anonymous
No birth control is 100% effective....cept a coat hanger :)
>> Anonymous
>>254219
Fail.
>> Anonymous
Bullemia

I win.

Puking's obvious, the fat in her breasts is being burned by her body since it has nothing else to eat.
>> Anonymous
>>254269

No you lose for assuming all girls wish to be as skinny as a twig and resort to bulemia.

RRRRREAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES.
>> Spyffe
>>254286
Male.
>> Anonymous
She's pregnant. All patients lie, even if they don't know it themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>254286
What are you, gay?
>> Anonymous
it's lupus
>> Anonymous
>>254318
win
>> Anonymous
is it lupus?
>> Anonymous
>>254328

It's never lupus.
>> Anonymous
>>254361
It's always lupus
>> Anonymous
I concur with the good Doctor Anon on this one, it's lupis
>> Anonymous
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obligatory
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Well. It's not lupus
>> Anonymous
mangina
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This is now a House thread, because anything else would be even more retarded.
>> Anonymous
it's only lupus if you want his vicodin stash
>> Anonymous
We're so smart we don't even have to disgrace ourselves with such a question!

But, riddle me this: Why does her anus gape
>> Anonymous
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