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>> Anonymous
horny bugger
>> Anonymous
Earwigs, proof that god hates us
>> Anonymous
they don't hurt you or anything..
>> Anonymous
>>415968
pinchers on front and back will inject venom in you, feels like a hornet sting.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>415983

Earwigs are NOT venomous. They pose no threat to anything larger than themselves. I'd like to use a few choice words to describe you and your authority on "The Dangers of Earwigs," but I'll let you slide.
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>415983
I've gotten pinched by one. I thought I was getting stuck with a piece of hay or something, it really wasn't bad. I didn't realize it was an earwig until I looked (it was caught in my elbow fold). Surprise!
>> Anonymous
Earwigs killed my family with their poison. Fuck you assholes!
>> Anonymous
Per capita, earwigs are the most poisonous arachnid known to man.
>> Anonymous
>>416113
Per capita? What the fuck?
>> Anonymous
>>416113

Troll, troll, troll your boat, nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>416113
Earwigs are not arachnids, they are class insecta belonging to order dermaptera...ass.
>> Anonymous
>>416244
Trolled.
>> Anonymous
I call him magnus! (pronunciation mag-noose)
>> Anonymous
>>415983
That's not funny. My brother died that way.
>> Moar like this? Anonymous
When I was 14 I found one in my underpants so i smashed it with a hammer
>> Anonymous
>>416618

Your penis, right?
>> Anonymous
>>417173

You were there right?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Eww, I hate those fuckers. I used to have to fight over the soap with them in she shower when I lived in Hawaii. Disgusting. And they fly! The fuckers bend into an L shape and fly sometimes. And they can also swim out of a toilet. No creature should be able to crawl, swim, and fly on their own.
>> Anonymous
>>417428
kinda like some birds?
>> Anonymous
>>417429
Kinda like birds, yes. I don't think it's fair for some animals to have such powers. And ants can survive microwaves! Wth is that?
>> Anonymous
>>416011
You are wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>417445
Prove it, shit head.
>> Anonymous
No earwig has ever killed a person! It's an urban legend that they are venomous.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forficula_auricularia
>> Anonymous
I thought their back pincers were to scare
creatures with low intelligence, so they don't eat
them and so forth.

They just remind me of star trek.

Khan...
>> Anonymous
>>417810
holy shit, theyve got two cocks. thats fucking scary.