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Anonymous
Grammaton Cleric John Preston.

.psd to follow tonight.
>> Anonymous
http://rapidshare.com/files/104782393/Preston.rar

.psd and .png.

Also, what the fuck happened to 4chan today?
>> Anonymous
Whoa, that is absolutely stunning. Thank you.
>> Anonymous
shitty autotrace is shiiiitty
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>328305
got nything bigga? as in, HR?
>> Anonymous
fuck yeah anon!
>> Anonymous
>>328305

Fukken wallpapered !
>> Anonymous
Bump for great justice
>> Anonymous
>>328305
Not gonna lie, kinda fucking cool.
>> Anonymous
>>328234

Obviously haven't vectored anything before...
>> Anonymous
Impressive..
>> Anonymous
Its alright...pretty meh tbh
>> Faygotry Anonymous
GAYEST. MOVIE. EVER.

I don't know why so many people herald this as good work.

The plot and story were so weak and transparent I felt like it was 2 hours of my life I'd never get back. Should have rubbed one out instead of wasting time with it.

It was nothing but an empty action turd that ripped off The Matrix.

We all take pills to suppress emotion. Ooooh, that's compelling - I wonder what's going to happen? I know, someone won't take their pill! Ghey.

What else... Oh, I know. We have a group of criminals in a building looking at art. They're trapped with no way out.

Hmmm, so do we simply blow the building up or send a rain of rockets in to kill all inside while simultaneously ridding ourselves of the contraband?

Noooooooo. We send a dude in wearing a raincoat who has an infinity clip, shoot them all one by one and then burn the contraband.

JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. ON. A. BIKE!!!!

/rant
>> Anonymous
>>329809

This isn't a movie review board. This is /hr/. Please go back to /b/ where, no doubt, the regulars will be fascinated by the observations of someone whose favorite activity is "rubbing one out".
>> sage SFU2236
>>329809
Actually, this movie was long in production before the Matrix even hit the drawing boards.

The idea of no emotions was a cross between Nazi-Germany rule during post WW2 and communism. Communism as though everything was equal, no differences whatsoever (hence equilibrium) and the "evil tyranny" that would have been inspired by the total control of a nazi-like dictator, who had the belief in superiority without emotions.

Action was not realistic, it was artistic. The plot was phenomenal, and the actors where tremendous. This is the greatest movie that has ever existed.

Also, sage.
>> Anonymous
Thanks anon! 300 of my best internets go out to you.
>> Anonymous
"The Action was not realistic - it was artistic"

OMFG LOLOLOL. I guess that could be said about "The A-Team" and "Macgyver" too. LOL. What a weak excuse for a D-rate "movie".

Sucks to be retarded, anon.

The Matrix was release in 1999, Equilibordom was released in 2002. Look it up. Perhaps Equilibordom took that long to develop because it was looking for a story to put under all that "artistic action" (snorting)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133093/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0238380/

Hey! Maybe the in Equilibordom 2 the Grammatard Clerics could enter the forbidden zone, or whatever the fuck they call it which copies the 500,000,000 post apocalypse movies before it which have forbidden zones and they could find A PLOTLINE.


..!.. biatch.
>> Anonymous
>>329939

Equilibordom..


OR I SEE WHAT U DID THAR!!!!!U SO FUNNY!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

of course it should be spelled Equiliboredom....can't even make stupid-ass jokes right. fucking retard.
>> Anonymous
>>329939

Equilibrium > Matrix

The Matrix is one of the dumbest turds of a movie ever made. Humans as batteries. I mean...wow. You can sit through that?

Equilibrium may not be Citizen Kane - or even 1984 - but I'll take it over Matrix anyday.

tl;dr ITT a jealous Uwe Boll trashes Kurt Wimmer's neat little movie.
>> Anonymous
I enjoy both movies.
>> Anonymous
>>329951
OMFG WHY ISNT HE ARGUING ON THE INTERNETS 11???
>> Anonymous
Anon makes jokes by using his spell checker.

He truly is superior.

Also phag, I never said the Matrix was the paragon of movie making - I said that Equilibordom copied it. Difference if your micro brain can see it.

I suppose you all like "Crouching Tiger Hidden Wires" too. Fail movie. FAIL FAIL FAIL.

..!..
>> Anonymous
>>329889
ZING!
>> Anonymous
The Batman with guns?

FUCK YES.
>> WhacdaT
>>330040

You got it just about right.
>> WhacdaT
By the way: Awesome thread
>> WhacdaT
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>> Anonymous
I finally watched this last weekend, and I don't get the matrix comparisons. Aside from some similar effects (but not that similar) it is far more like THX - but updated with a 21st century vision of dystopia. More an homage to Brave New World than anything else.