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Anonymous
Just arrived today...
>> Anonymous
Good fapping
>> Anonymous
Did any one hear back from the anon who tried the desk fan mod?
>> Anonymous
>>205849

That anon was never heard from again...
>> Anonymous
can't imagine it makes anyone hot..
>> Anonymous
Part of the advertising with this thing is that it gives you endurance with ladies. After years of masturbation (didn't get laid until I was 22), my endurance was so high that the girl wanted to quit because she was getting tired. I did not get off :(
>> Anonymous
hows your dick fit in that
>> Anonymous
>>205939
With difficulty, and me imagining a voice saying "Onii-san! YAMATE!"
>> Anonymous
>>205948
>"Onii-san! YAMATE!"
Dont rape me westerner?
>> Megadeus
>>205933
It "increases your endurance" by "allowing you to recognize more easily when you are about to come" or something.

>>205939
The material is incredibly elastic; you can actually shove your whole fist in one with the case removed.
>> Anonymous
fleshlights are stupid, it's NOTHING like fucking a real girl. Anyone who can't realize that is retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>205956

whats a "real girl?" faggot
>> Anonymous
>>205957
they're those things with tits you see walking around bitching all the time.
>> Anonymous
>>205959
American men?
>> Anonymous
>>205959

wut about my drawn on boobs on my hand?
>> Anonymous
>>205956
i don't think there are many people who have experienced both.
>> Anonymous
gj fag now if a real girl ever sees that she will never fuck you, well, not like a real girl would want to do that anyway
>> Anonymous
Assman or gayfag. Decision 2007!
>> Anonymous
i want one of those anus ones.
anus = awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>205948
i fucking lol'd so hard.
>>205949
i think its like "big brother, stop it!"
>> Anonymous
these almost make me wish I was a boy
>> Anonymous
>>205994
Pinocchio? Is that you?
>> Anonymous
>>205994
girls? on my internet?? on my 4chan???? in my fleshlight thread?????????
>> Anonymous
>>205999
Nope, it's just Chris Crocker.
>> Anonymous
>>205832
someone has a tiny dick...
>> Anonymous
>>206005
someone can't understand the concept of elasticity.
>> Anonymous
>>206005
It's the loli-sized special
>> Anonymous
>>205956
You are:
A) A bitter virgin.
B) Never used a fleshlight.
C) Both A and B.

I would put money on C because, buddy, it ain't the real thing but it feels fuckin close. Now GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>>206009
ok baby dick, whatever you say
>> Anonymous
this thread seems to be made of lol.
>> Anonymous
Wow, didn't expect so much results.

Anyway, this one was just an ultra tight (already got one of everything else there is). I found that while fucking the shit out of it (puns!) it was sputtering lube and pre-cum mixtures out the backend, which sounded tasty.
>> Anonymous
What on earth would you do with that?
>> Anonymous
>>206025
spoilers: i'm not the OP, you're just an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>206053
Insert penis noob.
>> sage
i liek my hand, way cheaper
>> Anonymous
>>205961
>Eurofags.
Fixd for much more accuracy.
>> Anonymous
feels so good. i even have a the alien one.
>> Anonymous
>>205997
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>206102
alien pussy?
>> Anonymous
how hard are they to wash?
>> Anonymous
>>205948
>>"Onii-san! YAMATE!"

Unless the girl's talking about hills ( "yamate"????literally means "mountain hand"), I think you mean "yamete," ?????which is how you ask someone to stop raping you.
>> Anonymous
>>206161
we're up against a master here
>> Anonymous
I like how there's a website which explains the privacy/shipping policy in excessive detail, so that if someone googles the generic mailing label company the very first result is that exact website.

Irony?
>> Anonymous
>>206155
Nearly goddamned impossible. and it will always smell like ruber and man-sauce
>> Anonymous
>>206207

So it's basically a one-time use thing?
>> Anonymous
>>206207

I smell a lie
>> Anonymous
I have one, its easy to clean. They say not to use soap just really hot water. I would strongly suggest you just use the water. I had to buy another one because dial complete destroyed mine. :(

It does smell like plastic/rubber/polymer but it's really not that strong.

I also have the ass ultra tight and I found that KY warming liquid works best with a little lube and a little water.

As far as the sensation goes it's different than fucking a girls asshole, but its about as close as you are going to get with a synthetic fuck, for now at least.

Unless you've got a dick that's as thick as a coke can you should have no problem fucking the shit out of it, its really ...really stretchy.

On the one I had to throw out I decided to see if I could pull the thing apart with my hands. I pulled as hard as I could, I even put my foot in the thing, held it on the ground and pulled up and it didn't tear.

Happy 'baitin.
>> Anonymous
nice
>> Anonymous
>>206207
Underage b& that does not know what he is talking about.
>> Anonymous
this fucking thread is god damn hilarious.
>> Anonymous
This thread is informative (and hilarious).

I'm going to get one now.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
capped for a good laugh later
>> Anonymous
>>205933

i had the same problem :( she came *every* time though which rocked
>> Anonymous
interesting this thread is full of win i must purchase one of these now.
>> Anonymous
>>206220
I will buy it as a birthday gift for my son.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
OP here, fucking the butt right now, filled my WW earlier.
>> Anonymous
Win, win, and more win.
>> Anonymous
I suggest you use babyoil
smells good
feels good
sounds good
and its good for your skin too!
>> Anonymous
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>>206351
>> Anonymous
doesn't baby oil fuck up the rubber?
>> Anonymous
How about a picture of OP actually fucking it ? ;)
>> Anonymous
>>205953

oh so its just like a real ass
>> Anonymous
>>206354
Öl
>> Anonymous
>>206374
sure condoms
but if my pussy tears i buy a new one
with increased inner fun and moar tait
>> Anonymous
>>206167
no just a weeaboo
>> Anonymous
lonely?
>> Anonymous
>>206431

no i got my fleshlight bitch
>> Anonymous
So, funny enough I bought one of these a week ago and mine came in a black case, which I prefer to the silver. But is this normal or did I absent mindedly order a black case?
>> Anonymous
Oh, finally Anon bought a friend :3
>> Anonymous
>>206467

I think they all come with a black case from the get-go.

I've got some other questions, if anyone would mind answering them.

How good is the mouth/ribbed combo for a fake BJ?

Is the ultra-tight insert good for people with average sized dicks? Cuz the basic one seems sorta loose.
>> Anonymous
>>206475
Anon has small cock.
>> Anonymous
>>206380
You better be a female,
>> Anonymous
my friend has one of these
& i watched him fuck it then sucked out all the cum and lube and shit and swallowed it.
>> Anonymous
>>206500
Yeah, sure you did. Now run along to /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>206500
/b/tard
>> Anonymous
>>206354

BABY OIL FUCK, BABY OIL FUCK, IT'S AWWWWWWWRIGHT
>> Anonymous
>>206514
Why do /b/tards always turn funny threads into large piles of fail and AIDS?
>> Anonymous
Thank you, guys. Thank you for being no competition.
>> Anonymous
>>206519

noone was competing for the fat american men that you love so much
>> GTFO
GTFO
>> Anonymous
Hoyte
>> Anonymous
For God's sakes! "It just arrived today..." you're acting like it's a medical device used to save your worthless life. Big deal, so you'll jack off with more satisfaction, glad you informed all of 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>206530

just because your tiny dick doesn't feel anything in your fleshlight doesn't mean you have to be bitter towards other people who use it.
>> Anonymous
pwned
>> Anonymous
>>206487

Not tiny, but very much average. I've seen vids of people using it and they've all got porno style huge dicks. Obiously the classic is ok for them. But what about us with average/medium width/length? Should we go for the tighter one, or is it strictly for asians?
>> Anonymous
i think you guys should just get girlfriends
>> Anonymous
>>206541
why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free any time you feel like it?
>> Anonymous
Loneliness = Serious Buisness
>> Anonymous
>>206558
Yeah it sucks. :/
>> Anonymous
>>206560
>Yeah it sucks. :/

Well>>206546seems to be loving the fuck out of his solitary lifestyle.
>> Anonymous
>>206540
Those extension pieces aren't /that/ expensive now are they? Experiment and find out!
>> Anonymous
1. Get a girl
2. Foreplay (always necessary)
3. Start fucking her doggystyle
4. Slowly move your finger (lubed) to her ass
5. Slide it in the one of 2 things will happen
she will like it in which case hit that shit and fuck that ass or she will stop spit on you and Fk off...


you win either way
>> Anonymous
>>206573
SPOILERS: The time between step 1 and 2 can appear longer than assumed by reading the post>>206573.
This could take weeks if not years, especially since you are here, on 4chan, in an image thread about fleshlights.
>> Anonymous
>>206575
Thanks forgot to mention the time factor ^^
>> Not Anon
>>206573
>5. Slide it in the one of 2 things will happen
she will like it in which case hit that shit and fuck that ass or she will stop spit on you and Fk off...

Oh lord. Never take advice, especially for your sex life, from virgin Anonymous.

First of all, you have to loosen that shit up a lot in advance (unless you have a tiny dick) or else it will tear her asshole or you will not even be able to get your dick in. Secondly, out of natural reaction she will squeeze her ass muscles as soon as she feels the tip of your dick on her asshole and if you manage to get it in before that happens, tell me what it feels like to have the circulation in your dick cut off. In order for anal sex to work, the girl has to relax her ass muscles which is not a very natural thing and takes some practice to do. Also, unless she just took a dump and douched her asshole right before you started having sex, have fun with that shit all over your dick. Lastly, enjoy not having sex for the next 3 months or having a girlfriend anymore.

You're way better off just asking her to try it. If she turns you down, try other anal play with your fingers or a buttplug/dildo and ask again. Or buy a fleshlight. Or by a hooker. Just don't go by this /b/tards advice.
>> Anonymous
>>206530For God's sakes! "It just arrived today..." you're acting like it's a medical device used to save your worthless life. Big deal, so you'll jack off with more satisfaction, glad you informed all of 4chan.

OP here, thanks! It is saving my life. I like jerking off with 'more satisfaction', and it seems 4chan does too.

I love you! Want to double up on an ultra tight? You take the back, i'll take the front ;)
>> Anonymous
>>206328

Me again, there's a video of this too FYI.
>> Anonymous
>>206022
it might feel somewhat like a real vagina, but it doesn't even come close to real sex. That's the point I was making.
>> Anonymous
>>206657
Well, OBVIOUSLY. This thing isn't supposed to replace the real thing (although I'm sure it will for 4chan's more... er, "socially retarded") but it's nice to when you're not getting any, when your girl won't put out, or whatever.
>> Anonymous
Make your own fleshlight.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465
>> Anonymous
>>206691
Inexpensive but nowhere close to as good as an actual fleshlight. Better off using your hand unless you'd rather go hands free.