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Anonymous
So this kid walks into his parents bathroom, catches his mom having herself. He's all like, "holy crap, mom, what's that?" pointing between her legs. She thinks he's a little young for teh full anatomy lesson, and knows that this isn't a shota thing, so she bluffs and says "Oh, that's where God hit me with an axe."
The kid just gives her the eye and says "Got you right in the cunt, eh?"
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