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FAPPABILITY CONTEST-OFF-ATHON Anonymous
I wanna fire one at the ceiling before i hit the bars..

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST FUCKING WOMENS.!
>> Anonymous
>/r/equesting women

I see wut u did thar
>> Anonymous
MOAR?!
>> Anonymous
>>251063
Why would you jerk off before going to a bar? Go there and find some girl to fuck instead.

If you jerk off, you won't be horny, and won't have a desire to find a girl. Jerking off is a vicious negative feedback loop.
>> Anonymous
>>251118

you say that like it's a bad thing.
>> Anonymous
OP: point accepted.

While fapping pre night-out would tire me out, and render my "fuck you like an animal" gland useless, i believe that after a hard hard day of selling electrical goods for the man, i need to jack it like it was in something 18.

Please for you to increase the size of my already engorged cock, and flash me up a hottie of epic fantasies.

(or "shut up and post me fappable picture, please")
>> Anonymous
>>251118
That's the entire point, dipshit. It's so you can get to know the girl and not be constantly thinking about gettin... you know what, nevermind. Just wasted breathe on another retarded virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>251174

im not the guy you responded to

but there is a flipside to the "jerk off and be at your ease" tactic. It simply makes you less horny during sex. This is good advice for a virgin who will splooge within 10 seconds, but not for other folks
>> Anonymous
How come nobody has /r/ed sauce yet?
>> Anonymous
>>251063

SAUCE?

>>251323

Did i win?
>> Anonymous
It's nice that girls sometimes show people their butts.
>> Anonymous
Yes I have to say

SAORCE PLZ
>> Anonymous
NEED MOAR PLEEEAAASE
>> Anonymous
Bump in hope of moar/sauce
>> Anonymous
Nice. Saved.