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Anonymous
What is this bullshit?
Why are there Taurens in Starcraft II?
Is Blizzard so goddamn money grubbing that it plugs its own games in -different- games?
Answer me, niggers.
>> noko
That's not a Tauren. it's just a regular anthropomorphic bull.
>> Anonymous
That was their april fools prank circa 2008
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Oh is it? They look to be implemented in several screenshots.
>> Anonymous
If Starcraft II actually does have Taurens I will lose all respect for Blizzard.
>> Anonymous
>>376255
>>376258
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>376261
You want links, cocksmoker?

http://www.starcraft2.com/screenshots.xml
http://www.starcraft2.com/artwork.xml
>> Anonymous
They had firebats and marines in warcraft 3. Doesnt mean they will actually use them...
>> Anonymous
>>376263
I did not know that. I was late on that game. Too busy with starcraft. =X
>> Anonymous
>>376262
Three times zero is still zero.
Try again in another board.
>> Anonymous
>>376255

Hah!

As said by>>376257, it was Blizzard's 2008 April Fools Prank.

And as said by>>376263, WC3 had Firebats and Marines. If you ever played WC3, these units weren't implemented in the main story game itself or in any other of the multiplayer maps, but users of the game could make their own maps and find these hidden SC units in the map editor.

If you lose respect for Blizzard because of this picture, you're unlucky enough to misunderstand the irony of April fool pranks.

>>376258was just another picture from the prank announcement of Taurens in SC2. And for the fun of it, we might use a possible SC2 map editor to find these Tauren units too.

It's hilarious, not serious.
>> Anonymous
>>376266
My mind is at ease and my rage has subsided.
Cows can't hold guns anyway. They don't have thumbs.
>> Anonymous
>Cows can't hold guns anyway. They don't have thumbs.
Thanks, Scientist.
>> Anonymous
>>376269
yeah, cause all the other stuff about them totally makes sense.
>> Anonymous
>>377268
I see no problem with it.
>> Anonymous
ITT: kids being raged by kids
>> Anonymous
its a fucking artwork, you faggots.
>> Anonymous
its an aprils fool joke........obviously for fools only
>> Anonymous
>>378420
There were Starcraft units in Warcraft, why not the other way around?
>> gh Anonymous
It's a picture for the song "Terran up the night" By Level 70 Elite Tauren Chieftain (Pictured by the tauren, and terran pictured by the armor set. While the murloc pictures their newest song, at that time, "I am Murloc")
>> Anonymous
I think Taurens are fucking awesome. There should be some in Starcraft too.
>> Anonymous
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>>378482
Sup fanboy. No taurens in SC because SC isn't related to Warcraft. Also, GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>>376266

After I posted this post 376266, I still can't believe this thread is still up and going.

Haha.
>> Anonymous
You don't appreciate the secret cow level, I take it?
>> Remi187
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>>376269
GTFO, how you think they use that big ass tree trunk is a club?!
in W3 they had opposable thumbs. so yes, they can use ranged weapons as well.

also - /K/errigen!
>> Anonymous
>>379437
Go back to your wow. You're uninvited from my birthday party.
>> Anonymous
The Taurens will be in the game, but only if you create a map. They won't be trainable in a solo game or a multiplayer game.
Lear to read Karune's Ask/Answers threads faggot.
>> Anonymous
they will all merge in 10 years game in to a mmorpg called Blizzard

its going to be FUCKING AWSOME