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The Lorax
Guh.
Kessel is surrounded by black holes and galactic gravitational shit that rapes a ship, thus forcing normal , non-daring, non-Han non-Chewie ships to take looooong hyperspace detours to get to the prison planet. Han's boast is that he smuggled some cargo into Kessel by using shortcut hyperspace routes that no sane pilot would risk, thus making a shorter beeline to Kessel through the rape-you-black-holes
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