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AVP2!! Anonymous
AVPR is going to be wicked!

Any moar /hr/?
>> Anonymous
I have high hopes for this movie, unlike the piece of shit film that pulled facts out of its proverbial ass.
>> Anonymous
>>247335
Finally, a movie with som REAL facts about two made-up alien races...
>> Anonymous
>>247357
I take it you never saw AVP1. Seriously, that movie had a hundred fucking million plotholes and mistakes, which ranged from nitpicking errors ("Mayans used metric", so every ten minutes the place would change. Since when was 600 seconds metric? Since when did Mayans use seconds and minutes?) to just plain stupid errors (A mix of Mayans, Egyptians, and some other fags all helped to create a temple in the north pole - that has a language that can be read from left to right like english - where they chronicle a nuclear blast that supposedly destroyed their combined races along with the area around the temple. Who wrote that shit down if everyone and everything died?) to FUCKING RETARDED errors (The main chick walks off at the end of the movie feeling fine, despite her wearing nothing but a tight shirt IN THE FUCKING NORTH POLE. SHE SHOULD HAVE FROZEN TO DEATH IN FUCKING SECONDS.)

Also, "whoever wins, we lose?" Yeah, no side actually won, and the chick lived at the end. Most misleading ad ever.

Anyway.... great movie to see with friends, I recommend it.
>> Anonymous
>>247369
You are a dumb fucking cunt.
>> Anonymous
>>247369
i agree with>>247372
you are a dumb cunt. it was Antarctica to begin with.
>> Anonymous
>>247383
>>247372
Oops, I guess that explains everything then.
...Wait, no, you fucks are just being anal about it - more so than I am, even. Ouch.
>> Anonymous
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>>247369
idiot
>> Anonymous
AVP = teh suxor
>> Anonymous
i've seen it already. turns out the bad guy is a alien/predator crossbreed. yeah, it's bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>247415
Because that wasn't obvious enough from the last movie...
>> Anonymous
>>247369
Get a life.
>> Anonymous
Predator is a nigger
Aliens are niggers
sage nigger lovers
>> Anonymous
Fucking nerds.
>> Anonymous
>>247479
I love these replies on 4chan
>> Anonymous
after aliens the entire series sucked

i tried to watch the prison one and quickly tuned out forever.

first and second one totally rocked in my opinion
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>> Anonymous
>>247478
You are a waste of life. I hope you are murdered horribly.

>>247500
Agreed. Everything after Aliens has been complete shit.
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>> Anonymous
>>247512
Moar. Please.
>> Anonymous
The only thing satisfying about the first AvP movie was the death of Lance Henrickson's character, and even then it wasn't that good.
I hope this new movie is even half as good as that other piece of trash.
>> Anonymous
>>247500
>>247515
I take it you guys haven't seen the Director's cut of Alien 3?

Aliens Ressurection was pretty good, watching the trilogy just prior made it better...
>> Anonymous
you guys are fucking tools shut the fuck up about how aliens is the only good movie you dumb fucks probably werent even born around then and if you were gtfo out here fucking old ass fucks.
>> Anonymous
I have to say that the first film was indeed a pile of shite. Proving once again if you give a big license to Paul W.S Anderson, he will take it and rape the shit out of it. I have high hopes for the second one however because they got completely different people in.
>> Anonymous
Too bad they have fucked up this one for me with the "aliens can rape people so they dont need eggs anymore" thing.
>> n
>>247987
Alien3 and ressurection are great if you watch them keeping in mind that...

Alien 3 is by David Fincher (ie: bleak and miserable) also doggy rape.
The prisoner colony is the closest thing to /b/ before fight club. Also Ripley gets loved.

Ressurection is by Joss Whedon and JP Jeunet (Amelie, city of lost children) and is supposed to take all the ideas from before and take them to their fun conclusions.
Examples: killing a bad guy by chestbursting whilst hugging him, alien baby is an ugly whiney piece of shit *aww what a beautiful butterfly...rips off mommy alien's head*
>> n
>>248025
AVP was horrificly awful.
I think Alien should never meet Predator on film again because they are NOT impressive or scary when facing each other (only the outcome is scary: the winner gets to go after the humans when it's over).
It's only ever thrilling if humans are the prey.
>> Anonymous
AVP SUCKED MAJOR BALLS, So will this one...
The ALIEN-series ended with the end of Alien 3... Alien: Resurrection blew donkey dick, and A V P was a disgrace to both Movie franchises...

I stand by my argument that ALIENS (2nd movie) is still the best movie!
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>>248177
Aliens will always be the best movie. Okay?
But Resurrection and AvP are fun to watch. Really, you said no to more alien movies? Aliens in a small town over the holidays WITH Predators? I mean what's not to like?
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