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Bat Guano
Machette starring Danny Trejo.
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>> Anonymous
goddamn it! when the fuck is this coming out?!? I really want to pay some fucking money to see this thing!
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>>350214
Nobody told you it's not a real movie? Oh man, it's a Tarantino rickroll.

It's a thrash movie trailer made for another trash movie homage/pastiche; Grindhouse. All the talk about extending the trailer into a feature film is just publicity hype.
>> rofl Anonymous
>>350369
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/

If you're the type of smarmy, know-it-all, douche who leaps at every perceived opportunity to 'correct' people without thinking first, then you better get used to being wrong. What? Nobody told you?.....
>> Anonymous
The fact that people will see that trailer and conclude that it’s so retro, corny and implausible that it couldn’t possibly be real is exactly why they’re actually going to make the movie. I believe marketing types refer to that as ‘an angle’. Crazy talk, I know.
>> Anonymous
This is in fact a real movie. Also note that while Quinton Tarantino will no doubt whore his name out to this project as ‘assistant producer’ or some such bullshit, this is actually a Robert Rodriguez film and by virtue of that fact will most like suck giant hairy monkey balls.
>> Anonymous
>>350376
Another one who believes the bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>350441
Your assuming this is fake, because it seems unlikely, but why the hell wouldn't they make this film? It's the same brand of gimmicky shit that Grindhouse was. Also 'believe' is a bit of a strong term. When it comes to Hollywood churning out shitty movies nothing is impossible. I'm just saying if the idea is out there and it's being promoted (even as a joke) then it's real (the idea, that is). It doesn't matter if it's initially a gag. If it gets enough attention, whores like Tarantino, Rodriguez, and Roth won't be able to resist actually making it. Anyway like I said, this is the same crap as Planet Terror and Death Proof, and is being promoted in basically the same way. It’s also precisely the type of shit that these deviant fucks parading as director/producers love to make (lol). I don’t understand what all the Sinicism is about.
>> Anonymous
>>350441
You're assuming this is fake, because it seems unlikely, but why the hell wouldn't they make this film? It's the same brand of gimmicky shit that Grindhouse was. Also 'believe' is a bit of a strong term. When it comes to Hollywood churning out shitty movies nothing is impossible. I'm just saying if the idea is out there and it's being promoted (even as a joke) then it's real (the idea, that is). It doesn't matter if it's initially a gag. If it gets enough attention, whores like Tarantino, Rodriguez, and Roth won't be able to resist actually making it. Anyway like I said, this is the same crap as Planet Terror and Death Proof, and is being promoted in basically the same way. It’s also precisely the type of shit that these deviant fucks parading as director/producers love to make (lol). I don’t understand what all the Sinicism is about.
>> Anonymous
the movie is being in production. trailer was meant as a joke but the reaction was so good that they decided to do it irl
>> Anonymous
>>350369
>>350441
That's right, 'real'. As in 'coming to a theater new you'... not that'll ever watch is crap.
>> Anonymous
>>350515
Actually, IMDB says it's a straight to video release.
>> Anonymous
>>350755
in the bum