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Fun Bible Facts Anonymous
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/abs/long.htm

Absurdity in the Bible

Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together. -- Dt.22:11

God creates light and separates light from darkness, and day from night, on the first day. Yet he didn't make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the fourth day (1:14-19). 1:3-5

All of the animals boarded the ark "in the selfsame day." 7:13-14

Lot and his daughters camp out in a cave for a while. The daughters get their "just and righteous" father drunk, and have sexual intercourse with him, and each conceives and bears a son (wouldn't you know it!). Just another wholesome family values Bible story. 19:30-38
>> Anonymous
TL;DR

Stupid people shouldn't have access to computers.
>> Anonymous
Bibles outdated bro, its' all about the Koran nowadays.
>> Anonymous
>>445483

that mean i will burn in hell and i will be tortured for ever!

yeesh! satan was a lot better than god in all ways, fucking hell

i am pissed i hate you, you are as stupid as your dad
>> Anonymous
New task for /hr/, someone post the bible in readable hr page by page.
>> Anonymous
>God creates light and separates light from darkness, and day from night, on the first day. Yet he didn't make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the fourth day
Because it's impossible to create the concept of something before it's put into effect.
>Just another wholesome family values Bible story.
The Bible isn't wholesome. It's a collection of translated texts that describe history.
I'm Atheist, I just thought I'd point out how stupid you are.
>> Anonymous
>>God creates light and separates light from darkness, and day from night, on the first day. Yet he didn't make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the fourth day (1:14-19). 1:3-5

that agrees with physics, actually, since stars and the sun were not formed until well after light (being packets of energy in the electromagnetic wave spectrum) existed...
>> Anonymous
>>Lot and his daughters camp out in a cave for a while. The daughters get their "just and righteous" father drunk, and have sexual intercourse with him, and each conceives and bears a son (wouldn't you know it!). Just another wholesome family values Bible story. 19:30-38

the Bible is pretty awesome like that at times...
>> Anonymous
Also, why is this in /hr/?
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>>445511

seconded lol would be lulsum
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the fuckin truth about the bible read the warning label
>> Anonymous
>>445521

Another atheist (and former fundie Christian) here. Actually most Christians think the Bible is totally wholesome and wonderful and made of candy and cures cancer and whatnot. No, seriously. Ask the Christians you know if they think the Bible is wholesome, that children should read it, and I guarantee you more than half the people you ask would be like OF COURSE ITS WHOLESOME, ITS THE WORD OF GOD etc.

More proof how little they've actually read it.
>> Anonymous
>>446762

That label forgets to mention ethnic clensing/genocide, most specifically when clearing the Caanites from Canaan...
>> Anonymous
This the blood stained history of a blood stained tribe who slaughtered anyone who stoof in theyr way and were occassionally slaughtered in return.

The struggle to achieve some kind of wholesome view of life is impressive in the face of all the smiting and raping and burning but lets face it, only St Pauls gloss on the life of Jesus is really worthy of civilised notice.
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>>446952

Impressive typos, man.
>> Anonymous
>>446953

I am a little drunker than noramal. But it pisses me that that the heros of said book are still doing the same thimg 2000 years later.
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>>446801

Fundie? You did it wrong.
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>>445455

Awesome picture of toilet paper!