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Anonymous
POST HI RES LARGE HADRON COLLIDER PIX PLOX
>> Anonymous
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its the end of the world as we know it.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your micro black-holes
>> Anonymous
>>415411

R.E.M. created the large Hadron Collider?!
>> Etova Kala !BX9zxCtujU
Large HARD-ON COLLIDER HAR HAR HAR HAR
>> Anonymous
>>415436
Enjoy your ignorance.
>> Spyffe
>>415436
Enjoy your Hawking radiation.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy watching '3rd world' people starve to death because the money has been spent on this misordered priority, for the benefit of physicist's names as much as anything else.
>> Anonymous
>>415621
Hmmm.... Learn the deepest secrets of the universe, or feed a bunch of AIDS-ridden apes...
>> Anonymous
>>415632

I vote universe secrets, monkeys make me sic
>> Anonymous
...and do what exactly with the deepest secrets of the universe, use them to develop a new planet to ship people like you off to. That could be money well spent. Still, perhaps you're right, finding out how we got here is much more important and useful than keeping people alive and improving the 1000s of problems that already exist here. Yep, perfect logic; the Greek philosophers would have been impressed...
>> Anonymous
>>415638
Oh so suddenly all the money the U.S. spends on military development/weapons is out of the picture? That figure is substantially larger than the LHC cost.

Us military: $439.3 billion
LHC with experiments: $9.01 (current estimate)

Go fuck yourself, americafag
>> Anonymous
>>415638
Newsflash: billions of people have and will die of their own stupidity and incompetence as a culture and society. Saving a couple thousand people from dying within the next five or so years isn't gonna put a dent in that. It's a losing battle no matter how you look at it.
Think about your logic - we could either use the money to build a machine that can help us progress AS A SPECIES, or we could keep some stupid, backwards, diseased fucks alive for a little bit longer.
Are you actually going to pick the second option?
>> Anonymous
Fuck monkeys. LHC rules.
needs moar pix!
>> Anonymous
http://www.vimeo.com/1431471?pg=embed&sec=1431471
>> Anonymous
Yep, the US military spends a lot, as do many militaries - bad logic there too. It's not just this experiment, it's the mentality and ideologies behind (financial) priorities. Lots of bad logic in this thread, but hopefully someone with some intelligence will understand. I'm from England actually, and luckily; not part of the 2nd-rate, generally very backward, brainwashed, and greedy nation that formed across the Atlantic, and the millions of non-thinkers its ideologies spawn. I am a chemist also, and while I see some value in this machine and the photo is good, I know many scientists are callous people that think like you do, sadly. Logic, cooperation, justice, and consideration will help us progress as a species, not powering particles into one another. That is a financial luxury no truly intelligent person would fund at this stage of human progress, not that there's much intelligence in modern society. I bet you are glad you weren't born as one of those AIDS-ridden, diseased fucks. It's a losing battle the way you look at it, and if everyone looks at it like you do, then certainly so. It's not a losing battle to anyone decent, with a conscience, with greater goals and better-structured priorities.
>> Anonymous
>>415658
You talk as if human life is precious, and should be taken care of.
It isn't. Until the day humans achieve immortality, people are going to die - that's not a difficult concept. Why should we help everyone else out if we're all dead in less than a hundred years? I say we should further our knowledge, not waste time.
Also:
>I bet you are glad you weren't born as one of those AIDS-ridden, diseased fucks.
I am. That would be horrible. I can see you were trying to put me on the spot with that statement, and honestly, there's nothing I can really say about that. We all learn to live with what we're dealt, and it's pointless to try to change that. You can't force the world to be fair.
>> Anonymous
I HOPE IT KILLS EVERYONE
>> Anonymous
>>415685
GREATEST COMMENT EVAR
>> Anonymous
>>415697
concur
>> Anonymous
>>415658
Limy douche. No one thinks you sound smart vomiting up the same tired American-bashing that even high-shcoolers repeat. The only reason England stopped constantly invading every corner of this planet is because they spent to much money doing that very thing for centuries. Shut your hypocritical mouth, because your opinion doesn't count. Time for your annual tooth brushing Govna'.
>> Anonymous
>>415662
Existential atheist tard, who despite his obvious unbelief in a supreme moral being and therefore the life he creates, still manages to comment on the dream of immortality. Just as I thought, you think you *are* God. Stop kidding yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>415728

He's posting on 4chan.

Nobody who posts on 4chan thinks that they're fucking god.

Dumbfuck.
>> Anonymous
>>415775
>fucking god

/r/ Rule 34 on God
>> Anders
>>415775
Have you been here before? Everyone on 4chan thinks they're fucking God.
>> Anonymous
God here. AmeriKKKans are religious nut-jobs, and stupid. Thank you.
>> Anonymous
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>>415658
Great Britain disowns you for being the worst type of englishman, the vain, dickhead who believes he is superior and that his opinion matters.
>> Anonymous
>>415811
ah fart in your general direction. silly ingelish kiiiiiiiiniggets!
>> Anonymous
Europe should discover things while it still can, before the Muslim immigrants take it over and stop science dead in its tracks. The findings might be useful to America in the future. Too bad Europe can't research a way to save itself and its culture from Islamic conquest.

Give Europe 50 years and the idea of Europeans calling Americans "religious nutjobs" will be a sad farce....enjoy your Sharia.
>> Anonymous
More money in the US is put towards Social Security, National Forests/Parks and security guards out the ass at every major airport and military base, NOT the military, NASA, and a lot of other bullshit that people keep saying all our tax dollars are going. And BTW, the tunnel is already dug, its almost completely built, kinda late to be saying its a "bad investment". At least with this, we can use it over and over again, whereas dumping money into the sick and hungry in West-titty-bummfuck Africa is consumed completely, with no return. If you're all about ending the suffering of the human race, 4chan's the wrong place to preach it.
>> Anonymous
>>415820

End the suffering; create a black hole and KILL EVERYONE.
>> Anonymous
>>415804
>>415799

Didn't mean it that way.

Of course now I'm curious...

how big is that guy's celestial cock...?
>> Anonymous
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oh noes!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>415662
What a strange person.
>> Anonymous
>>415834
We call it a large ego collider.
>> Anonymous
>>415815Voted for George W. Bush, did you? Both times? That explains a lot.
>> Anonymous
>>415839

Hell no. He lied to the American people and said Islam means "peace." It really means "submission."
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>415841
I understand why he did it, but makes it difficult to even acknowledge the problems with Muslim in this world when you pretend they aren't mentally disturbed zealots. I didn't bother voting for him either.

They've ruined every culture and nation they took control of and the spread like a cancer.
>> Anonymous
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Say Fuzzy Pickles!
>> Anonymous
Just wait until they shrink these down into backpack form and we will finally have ghostbusters.
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
>>415841
>He lied to the American people and said Islam means "peace."

ITT we express our dependence on a coddled, low-brow underachiever from a patrician New England family to define religious terminology for us. Next up, we tackle the question "Is our children learning?"
>> Anonymous
>>416377

First time I've ever heard someone who became President of the United States called an "underachiever." You feel he has not fulfilled his true potential? What else should he do, win the Nobel Prize in Physics by creating a black hole with a supercollider? Oh wait...
>> Anonymous
>>416334
Don't cross the streams.
>> Anonymous
>>416409
Fair enough. I'll rephrase it:

ITT we express our dependence on a coddled, low-brow underachiever from a patrician New England family, and who eventually became President through the efforts of a small army of skilled political handlers and 59 million dupes, to define religious terminology for us. Next up, we tackle the question "Is our children learning?"
>> Anonymous
>>416449
Yes, you're right- everyone who disagrees with you is a 'dupe' who doesn't understand the world around them. You are clearly smarter than all of them, even the ones who are older and more experienced. The world revolves around you, and everyone else is a supporting actor in the story of your life. That must be why you regurgitate the same tired propaganda that everyone else on the left does..... because you're so clever and unique.
>> Anonymous
>>415459

Oh, now I get it.
>> Anonymous
ATTN: People who think that CERN is spending everyone's money.
MSG: You do realise that among their most popular achievements/creations is the World Wide Web, right? And anti-matter. And pretty much go fuck yourselves if you think that those guys are holding us back.
>> Anonymous
>>416896
DARPA was responsible for the web.
>> Anonymous
>>416901

*sigh*
DARPA was responsible for ARPAnet which later gave birth to the Internet.
The World Wide Web (which is what I actually said) was a CERN creation.
>> Anonymous
>>416906
Al Gore worked for CERN?
>> Anonymous
Nerd shit. All I want to do is discuss the end of civilization.
>> Anonymous
>>416909

That ended when someone taught bornagains how to vote.
>> Anonymous
>>416896
well if you call Copy/pasting Alien technology creating something then yes, I for one don't

LHC is an anti-ufo weapon IMO + it has many other uses
>> Anonymous
PROTIP: The large hadron collider is contained in extremely high vacuum and uses a very powerful electro magnet to bend the heavy protons to spin in the circle that it is contained in. If either were breached there would e catastrophic damage Otherwise it's pretty safe.
>> Anonymous
The goal of the LHC is to re-create the exact moment the universe was created. E.g; the big bang we can see up to 300,000 years after the universe was created using the huble telescope But before that nothing just dark matter. So the scientists behind the LHC have the goal of seeing beyond the 300,000 year limit and possibly de-construct the loop of time or the entrance to other and or parallel universes/galaxies it's not a weapon. It's sort of a mini-experiment. Humans trying to play god and re-create something they shouldn't. Although the consequences of doing this will probably be far greater than we think and now. /THREAD
>> Anonymous
>>416920
>Humans trying to play god and re-create something they shouldn't.

4chan doesn't believe in God. WE'RE SAFE.
>> Anonymous
Dark Matter is God's dookie.
>> Anonymous
What is playing God anyway. Making a house or using a stick could be playing God for all we know.
>> Anonymous
>>416906
1970s - Infancy

DARPA Internet, largely the plaything of academic and military researchers, spent more than a decade in relative obscurity. As Vietnam, Watergate, the Oil Crisis, and the Iranian Hostage Crisis rolled over the nation, several Internet research teams proceeded through a gradual evolution of protocols. In 1975, DARPA declared the project a success and handed its management over to the Defense Communications Agency. Several of today's key protocols (including IP and TCP) were stable by 1980, and adopted throughout ARPANET by 1983.
>> Anonymous
>>416937

>What is playing God anyway. Making a house or using a stick could be playing God for all we know.

If you don't know what the phrase means, don't make yourself look like a bigger idiot by misapplying it.
>> Anonymous
>>416920
Actually, it is simulating an event that happened 3million millionths of a second AFTER the exact moment of the Big Bang.

Also, there is not enough electricity during winter to power the LHC and the city of Geneva nearby, so the LHC will be shut down over Geneva's winter period.
>> Anonymous
you guys are niggers.
>> Anonymous
Did we die yet?
>> Anonymous
>>416965
1. Don't make yourself into an ass by assuming he actually doesn't know what it means.
2. How can>>416937make himself look stupid when HE IS POSTING ANONYMOUSLY AND NOBODY KNOWS WHO HE REALLY IS?

Fucking retarded. Get back on topic ppl and stop flaming each other. This is /hr/, not YouTube.
>> Ayn Rand
1) Learn about collectivism
2) get over it.
3) ??? = WORK
4) Profit.
>> Anonymous
>>418227
Ayn Rand was Nathaniel Brandon's cock ring.
>> Ayn Rand
haven't heard of him, but I figured out you spelled his name wrong really quick. I'll investigate.
>> BoringApathy
I finally get it ! It's numberwang!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJa7TAnR9SA&feature=related
>> Anonymous
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this is real one
>> Anonymous
LARGE HARDON COLLIDER? CROSS-SWORDS MUCH?
>> Q-Marine
Livecam to the LHC

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html
>> Anonymous
In our physics lecture, the slide on powerpoint said LARGE HARDON COLLIDER
>> Anonymous
>>415379

I, also an Englishman, disown this person. This is what we people have to put up with in this country. It is a disgrace. I can tell you some facts about him just by reading his anus sludge he has just shoved through your optical nerves.

1. This prick is from a shitty little middle-class suburb, outside of London. Probably the south-east of the country.

2. This wanker is a skinny fashion obsessed faggot, who has lived in his scenester bubble all his life.

3. He got his As and a couple of A*s in his GCSEs so he has a disillusioned sense of intellectual self-esteem, but trust me, he worries if he really is a smart as the other guy wearing skinny jeans.

4. He will attempt to say otherwise to the points above, or just rage because his fucking bubble has been popped.

Also, Do not fear the onion.
>> Anonymous
>>415658
So you don't think we deserve it mister holier than thee chemist. Maybe I (A physicist, now I am condescending too) didn't do a lot of work to put me in the situation that I am in now, but my ancestors did. They struggled and fought to survive and create a better future for there offspring just as I am doing now to create a good future for my children. Now do you think my ancestors would want me to take every advantage they gave me and give it away to some nigger fucks who's ancestors did nothing progressive to provide for their offspring? No. We as westerners worked hard to get where we are and just giving hand out to those who didn't wont solve a damn thing. Why would you defy natural selection and keep an inferior society around.
>> Anonymous
>>415662
>>415834

This man is awesom, do not question his logic

Weev agrees with him, and me i suppose, also Rorschach