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Things that just fucking work Anonymous
AKs and moar
>> Anonymous
If someone posts a god damn mac, i'll punch them in the scrotum
>> N-Gage QD Anonymous
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The only one of my phones that's yet to pull its shit on me.
>> Anonymous
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>>308225
<--- ...along with its big brother
>> Anonymous
>>308223
Mac users don't have scrotums
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>308226
I was a proud owner of one of them for years, never had a problem with it, went fucking brilliant at school
>> Rolly Joger
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>> Anonymous
>>308239
Hahaha, right!

Those things had ridiculous failure rates, but they were so cheap the university used to just auction off palettes of busted ones every quarter instead of fixing them.

The Mac secondary parts market is ruthless anyway since Apple rarely rarely supports a model past 2 years, so they usually got bid fairly high.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>308239
GTFO - thread is called 'things that just fucking work'. That piece of shit never did - I know because I owned one.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>308355

I'm not 308239 but iMacs, especially the second gen slot-loading ones, were fucking amazing. Indestructible. Only few problems I ever had with them were because of something stupid I did myself and were fixed easily. Took me through art school.

Honestly, people that bitch about Macs have never given them a proper try, they just decided to hate them immediately (probably because they're purty and don't have a DOS prompt or right click, which admittedly is off-putting at first) and started gathering every possible lame excuse they could find to trash them.

After my PowerBook caught fire thanks to a bad electrical outlet in India, I had to buy a PC and the nightmares won't stop.

tl;dr Macs rock, end of story.
>> Anonymous
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Haha just kidding.
>> WhacdaT
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This worked all the time right?
>> Anonymous
>>308520
Macs are damn pretty, and I've worked with them quite a bit. However, I still hate the shits. Pretty graphics are nice, but I need a machine that can do more than edit videos and images. Although Macs DO work for those two things, and quite well. Just not for anything else.
Polite sage because I lack an image to contribute.
>> Anonymous
>>308525

Um, yeah.....if you take care of it. The PRV engine didn't have any serious reliability issues that I know of.
>> Anonymous
>>308520
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using a mac is like.
>> Anonymous
>>308594

and i thought I hated apple
>> Anonymous
>>308596
oh you do...>>308594is something special
>> Anonymous
Gotta disagree about Macs. Not only do they fucking just work, but they DO have a command prompt (and a proper shell, not some DOS bastard child) and DO have right click, and have for years. Not to mention a total lack of viruses and awesome developer base.

Also, they're not just good for media... Hell, I do everything on one (cept gaming) and I'm a serious-ass computer user.

P.S. Cock analogy is copypasta.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>308355
Apple stocks parts for computers up to like 8 years. What are you smoking?

ps ignore these posts, just keep reading the thread just below me.
>> Anonymous
>>308525
Great for time travel and looking badass, sucks for everything else.*

*j/k
>> Anonymous
>>308623
Kill yourself.
>> Doppelgänger !.97.to9elc
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"We do not fear the Soviets... we fear their helicopters."
>> Anonymous
>>308723
Now post a Stinger Missile launcher.

Also,>>308401fails. At least mine all did.
>> Bat Guano
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Singer sewing machines. My Grandparents had a Singer footpedal model from the 1890s and it worked great. They built things to LAST, back then. The only thing that had to be replaced was the leather drive belt.

Pic: Singer sewing machine - 31K32.
>> Anonymous
>>308623
we're about to hold the annual slave auction in my city tomorrow.
>> Anonymous
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>>308763
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>308869
that looks fun
>> Anonymous
somebody please post 4chan's frontpage. I'm lazy to do it myself
>> Anonymous
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>>309065
>> Anonymous
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>>309073

*fixed
>> prof don barry
>>309131
lol microfag
>> Anonymous
>>308226
Still got mine, ot goes like 4 years now
>> Anonymous
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"NASA spent millions of dollars to develop a pen that could write in 0 G. What did the Russians do?"
>> Anonymous
>>309217
NASA forgot about what makes a biro work (the Russians used biros).
>> Anonymous
could have saved millions using a pencil
>> Anonymous
>>309217
>>309686

Try sharpening it in zero gravity.
>> Anonymous
>>309697


Wouldn't it sharpen exactly the same in zero G?
I mean, if shavings got out you'd have one hell of a mess... but otherwise it seems like you'd be fine.
>> Anonymous
>>309703
go to snopes or something. the nasa pen/russian pencil story is bogus.
>> Anonymous
Man, I had one of those NASA space pens! Some fucker stole it while I was at school.

I LOVED that pen. It was amazing. I miss it....
Fuck it, I'm gonna go by another.
>> Anonymous
>>309703
>I mean, if shavings got out you'd have one hell of a mess

Exactly.
>> Anonymous !bn2espeon.
>>309703
>I mean, if shavings got out you'd have one hell of a mess...
Same goes for space toilets.
>> Anonymous !bn2espeon.
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As>>308723said: "We do not fear the Soviets... we fear their microcalculators."
Electronika MK52 progammable microcalculator (error - divided by zero) and memory module (512 bytes, I guess).
>> Anonymous !bn2espeon.
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>>309730
You can kill a man with this thing and get away with it.
Also: Notice no "=" key (on the previous photo).
Also: Geek porn on this photo.
>> Anonymous
>>309718
I have one too, it's pretty neat.
>> Anonymous
fucking shit

you fucking nerds are arguing over OS's
that is some of the most tired fucking arguments you could have

DURR DURR XBOX V PLAYSTATION
DURR ATHEISM V THEISM
DURR SEGA V NINTENDO
DURR MY DAD V YOUR DAD


anyone who really feels the need to argue about an OS needs to fucking die or maybe go through puberty
>> Anonymous
>>309739

butthurt macfag
>> Anonymous
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>>309730
Ti-83 plus. Lasted me from 9th grade through a degree in engineering.


Programable
265 kb ROM
512kb Flash

And a downloadable integral solving program.
>> prof don barry
>>309798
post the program
i am in dire need of one
>> Anonymous
For definite or indefinite integrals? It can solve definite integrals without any special program, it's in the graph options.
>> Anonymous
how about the 89
>> Anonymous
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>>309742

nope, just someone talking sense.

There are a lot of reasons to hate on apple. As a PC person in audio engineering I come across several each day. However this doesn't make nerd pedantry over operating systems any less ridiculous.

My picture is a boss pedal because they are fucking ruthless. You can drop them, drop amps on them, get them wet, give them terrible power surges...anything you can think of to throw at them they will survive, short of a sledge hammer.

...except that my boss pedal pics bring me to "upload failed," god damn it. So I'm uploading a Neve Desk.
>> Anonymous
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Nikon F4s. Ugly, heavy, and indestructible.
>> Anonymous
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HP-50g lasted me a few years now.
Can do RPN, Algebraic, or Textbook entry.
Programmable in RPL(reverse polish lisp), and in C by using the HPGCC program.
512Kb of RAM
2Mb of ROM
SDCard slot for expanding storage memory capable of up to 2GB.
Can connect with other devices through IrDA, USB, or special serial port.
and best of all, has an ARM processor capable of being unlocked to go up to 200Mhz
>> Anonymous
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I was googling for a toaster but the duck appeared. So im f-ing posting him cause Donald just fucking works.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
how come nobody posted a penis yet?
>> Anonymous
>>310237
I would post mine, but it doesn't fulfill the requirements of the thread.
>> TK_Fulgore !rUN4PdHz4U
>>310238

>Images smaller than 700x700 pixels are not allowed.
poor guy. :(
>> Anonymous
>>310238
you mean it doesn't fucking work?
poor guy :(
>> Icarus !!OeCP5XEspZE
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No matter what the situation, always remember your spoon!
>> Anonymous
>>310244
It ain't high rez, GTFO
>> Icarus !!OeCP5XEspZE
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>>310247

Here, go cut yourself somewhere, since no one cares what you think.
>> Anonymous
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>>310247
high rez =/= high quality
>> Dildos dedla !MQbFngGEl2
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>>310243
They have a small lifespans, working for short amounts of time doesn not meet the requirements. So, your dick has a specific shape. And your dick is attached to you, which is more complication, and risk of failure.

They are a joke compared to toys. You can change the shapes, and they never ever get tired. Nor do you have to deal with anything attached to the toy, unless it's some one just like you just as horny as you, that can actually keep up with you.

Sorry guys, toys, and lesbians are better.

And I didn't even started to bring up the models you can plug in so you never run out of batteries...
>> /d/elightful
>>310425

More HR sextoys and where said toys can be purchased if you can provide that also!
>> Anonymous
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>>309718

The "bullet" casing Fisher Space Pens are incredibly durable if you do NOT get one with an glossy acrylic coat (the pink one, basically).

I have a matte black one with the clip, and the thing is indestructible. I've run it through th wash several times (bonus, it doesn't leak ink when that happens), plus various other abuse, and it doesn't seem any worse for the wear.

(Shown: Rainbow titanium coated. Dunno about the durability on these ones, I haven't really stress tested them because my work doesn't really like me destroying 40$ pens).
>> Anonymous
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Earlier Nokias were fucking nails. The 3310 especially. I have a 3310 that I fall back on whenever my POS ipaq breaks down. I should have just carried on with the 3310; it's never given me a moment's trouble.

You have to replace the battery once every 2 years or so but that's a consumable so it's fair game.
>> dedla !MQbFngGEl2
>>310461
google, preferences, do not filter content, save, images, Images showing: extra large images, type in what you wanna find, enjoy sweetie. I just put in "strap on", was on the first page. :P
>> P-38 can opener evilrabbit
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it fucking works
>> Anonymous
>>310425
ITT: fat ugly bitches that have a serious problem getting laid
>> dedla !MQbFngGEl2
310576
IIT: ignorant prejudice shits in denial.