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Anonymous
I SHOOPED MY POOP IN HIGH RESOLOOP
>> Anonymous
..is that blood?
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
go to fucking bed and keep this shit on /b/
>> Anonymous
Uh oh, anon, looks like you have a hemarroid.

You might wanna get your pooper checked out.
>> Anonymous
>>174907
says the fortunefag. I do concur however.
>> Anonymous
>>174906
No, it's ketchup.
>> Anonymous
lol, bloody stool

you're fucked.
>> Anonymous
hemorrrrrrrrrrrrhoidz
>> Anonymous
Bowel cancer or not enough fibre in your diet
>> Anonymous
>>174904
enjoy your cancer
>> Anonymous
gross
>> oh shi--sage :x
been taking in the ass a little rough lately?
>> Anonymous
LMAO u can even see zhe korn!!
>> Anonymous
Jesus fucking christ look at that log.
>> Anonymous
sage shit
>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
Sage this
>> Anonymous
god damn what the fuck is wrong with you. Do you rectal cancer? Oh my god I am so disgusted yet I can't look away. It's like it's covered in a thick coat of a thin brown film and then some blood.

Wow, just wow.

Bravo my friend, bravo.
>> Anonymous
dude if that really is yours you need to go to the hospital, if you ever have blood in your stool it could mean gastrointestinal cancer.
>> Anonymous
Call 911.


Sage this.
>> Anonymous
Haha, oh lol. You've got some blood thar.
>> perrepe Anonymous
fuck!! u should see a facking doctor! u may not wake up tomorrow!:P or get finished with shit and blood all over ur bed!
>> Anonymous
>>174904

MASTERPIECE. High-res shit could be a new trend.
>> Anonymous
gb2/b/ All of you
>> Anonymous
>>175337

Why? Is this not a high-resolution pic?

This turd belongs here. Accept it. Accept the turd.
>> Anonymous
>>175341
Because it's retarded you dumb faggot. No one wants to stare at hires shit except /b/tards.
>> Anonymous
>>175342
join us..... join us......... accept the turd........
>> Anonymous
...... worship it as your GOD
>> Anonymous
>>175344
>>175345
I repeat, go back to /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>175347

Observe the turd. Accept the turd. Respect the turd. Get to know the turd. Love the turd. Worship the turd. Envy the turd.

Sink your teeth into the turd.

Chew the turd.

Feel the turd on your teeth: stuck behind your incisors, in the pits of your bicuspids and molars. Feel the turd on the roof of your mouth. Bite the corn -- what a satisfying, vaguely sweet, moist "pop!"

Swallow the turd. Feel it moving, slowly, down your throat. Feel the turd enter your stomach. Be satiated by the turd.

LOVE THE TURD. THE TURD IS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE.

High-resolution pictures belong here. The turd belongs here.
>> Anonymous
>>175360
lol you have no life
>> Anonymous
>>175362

My life is the turd. I am one with the turd.

I AM THE TURD. AND IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR.
>> Anonymous
>>175363
/b/
>> Anonymous
>>175366
/turd/
>> Anonymous
>>175372
/b/
>> Anonymous
Oh lord I lol'd, however, if that really is yours Op, see a doctor.
>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
For a second, I thought this was (somehow) the picture I took of the turd I found in the ladies room of the casino I used to janitor at. But it's too clean a picture, I took it with a polaroid.
>> Anonymous
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how long do I have to stare at this bloody turd on the first page in /hr/? Does the OP think its funny? This is not /b/, gtfo.
>> Anonymous
>>175388
Jesus, 4channers are fuckin weirdos.
>> Anonymous
Dude, it's fucking bleeding..
>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
Magnificent.
>> Anonymous
>>175390

"how long do I have to stare at this bloody turd...?"

BRILLIANT.

Revere the turd.
>> Anonymous
Don't stop believing in the turd.
>> Anonymous
>>175427

go fuck yourself anon
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
>>175429

Hold onto that feeling for the turd.
>> Anonymous
>>175431

you got it buddy
>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
saging again
>> Anonymous
ew you had corn
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
put some more sage in this bitch
>> Anonymous
NOT ENOUGH SAGE, WE NEED MORE!!!
>> Anonymous
lol sage
>> Anonymous
sage
>> sage sage
sage
>> sage sage
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sage
>> sage Anonymous
sage is broken
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
>>174904
bloody stool

enjoy your aids
>> Anonymous
moar
>> Anonymous
I've never really understood the fascination with this turd, other than that it is the turd in the harry potter movies. I mean, its bloody, but not green. I have never seen it attempt to be "diarhea" by any means.
>> Anonymous
I've studied The Turd closely, but I haven't seen evidence of sage -- or any other herb, for that matter. I have noted several kernels of corn, along with a ribbon of what appears to be mostly-digested peanut butter or nougat running down The Turd's central fissure.

See The Turd. Feel The Turd. Touch The Turd. Heal The Turd.

Hold The Turd. Love The Turd. Squeeze The Turd. Please The Turd.
>> Anonymous
TURD MOAR!
>> Anonymous
Hopefully your bloody shit will be the first sign of your impending death. Sucks to be you, Mr. bloody asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>175629
Turd moar anon.
>> Anonymous
Del this sit pls! Fucken' saged!
>> Anonymous
sage