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Anonymous
>> Anonymous
the cookies ... they go on forever!
>> Anonymous
Can I have one? Just one is all I need.
>> Anonymous
Cookies are awesome. More awesome than women, because cookies never tell you to lose weight, or to get a better job, or your penis is too small, or you play too much Halo, or to stop eating Taco Bell and cook something for once, or to stop kissing your dad when you say goodbye to him, or to get a faster internet connection, or to stop masturbating with the foam Hulk hands.
>> Anonymous
>>272618
I'm pretty sure you could have stopped a little sooner there, Chief.
>> Anonymous
>>272631
no, no... now i found somthing to do with those stupid hulk hands i bought
>> Fooblued
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>> Anonymous
>>272618
That made me laugh out loud... but, really, women probably only say those things to YOU.

Except for "stop masturbating with the foam Hulk hands." They say that to all of us.
>> Anonymous
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Is this you?
>> Anonymous
That could be any of us. They really do say that to all of us. Why my girlfriend burned mine last week. She's not my girlfriend anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>272950
Kill HER with fire!