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Need Help Anonymous
so im looking for a way to pass a drug test at a job im trying to get. i applied for a job and called several times and 2 months pass by with no results, so i smoked a few bowls with some friends about a week ago. is there any way to clean my system quickly or mask the THC in the piss?? oh and post some high res MGS pics.
>> Anonymous
Drink water... lots of water. Both to get the THC out of your system and thin out the concentration when you actually do pee in the cup.
>> Anonymous
I just did that just recently...

Go to an herbal store and find "cleansing kits"

DOes the job well!!
>> Anonymous
The only way to pass it is to smoke more. I know this doesnt sound like its makes sense, but actually as the THC concentration in your body increases, the result will more likely turn out to be false negative.
>> Anonymous
go back to /b/ tard.
btw, underage b&
>> Anonymous
>>206859
Since when is /hr/ /b/? I mean, why the fuck would you pick this board out of any to ask?

Anyway, drink a shitload of water and you might get lucky like my buddy did. Personally, I had someone else piss in a cup for me, I stored it in the fridge overnight, put it in a cleaned out condom in the morning, and taped it to my leg next to my ballsack so it would warm. Totally worked but it's a bit tricky.

Anyway, next time go to 420chan or learn how to use google thx.
>> Anonymous
hope you dont get the job, stoner bitch
>> Anonymous
this might be kinda late,

but you can also eat a shitload of sugar.
Worked for a friend of mine, who had a test the same day he smoked.

Just ate everything with sugar in it.

Also I've heard if you drink alot of pure apple juice, take a piss, and drink more, than next time you should come out clean.
>> Anonymous
>>207004
NO U
>> Anonymous
watch harsh times you newfag
>> Anonymous
actually don't watch it. there's no story anyways.
>> Anonymous
>>207032
>>207036
Learn how to sage newfag.
>> Anonymous
>>206972
since when does anything ever get done in /b/??

im starting to wonder who the newfag is.
>> SAGE!!!!! Anonymous
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>>206859
THC is fat soluble meaning it will be dissolved into your fat cells. Like all drugs THC has a retention period in the body. The amount of time depends on a number of factors... body type, hight, age, dose, but most importantly degree of exposure to the drug. If you have not smoked in several months and decide to smoke one day it could be out of your system in less than a day. However if your a daily smoker and stop it could take several months. If this was just a random time i would not worry about failing a urine test, if your a daily stoner and want a job try McDonald's. Ok now happy!
>> Anonymous
>>207046
And who said this guy even WANTED to sage?
>> Anonymous
>>207253
im not a daily stoner, mabey once or twice a week not in heavy doses.
>> Anonymous
>>207253
Sage goes in the email field buddy.
>> Anonymous
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This is much more interesting, and relevant to my interests.
>> Anonymous
Holy merde! Milla...... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Relevant to my interests as well. Thx. One million internets to you, Good Sir.
>> Anonymous
hope you dont get the job, stoner bitch

lol you must be thirteen
>> Anonymous
99% of the shit you hear on the internet is bullshit.

I've had friends who were heavy stoners and after 2 months of cardio/drinking and no smoking they still showed up as positive in a piss test. The problem with drinking a shitton of water is that if your piss is super clear they will throw out the sample usually because they know you are trying to skew it. Hell, i've heard of people instantly losing the job because they tried to fake out the test, regardless of their results.

The only sure way to pass a piss test is to not smoke. The herbal shit doesn't work. Trust me, I've used them all. You could try intense workout and lots of water, but it's a iffy thing.
>> Anonymous
There is a reason companies don't like to hire potheads... This thread is proof.
>> Anonymous
>>207370
Not it's not silly. Nice try.
>> Anonymous
>>207368
It probably depends on what kind of job you're trying to get and what lab it goes to because they all have different standards. My buddy was a chronic pothead. I mean, he smoked like 5 bowls a day, and he quit for two weeks, drank ton of water and surprising to all of us, he passed. I really don't know how he did it, but it is possible. Not really worth the risk though if you care about he job. Either quit a good amount of time ahead or use someone elses piss.
>> Anonymous
Or, y'know, if you want a job and are worried about a drug test, don't do fucking drugs.
>> Anonymous
>>207400one of the primary reasons I've never done any drugs, not worth the risk
>> Anonymous
well like i said, for one im not by any means a stoner. i get high mabey at most twice a week and when i do, i dont smoke myself retarded. the job is a warehouse job, so i dont know if they will come down that hard. i went in for the interview on monday and the lady said it could take up to 2 weeks to get back to me. now i havnt smoked already for a week and if the two week thing is true, i think i might have a chance. i already started the water treatment just because its the only thing that seems slighty logical.
>> Anonymous
Better hope random tests aren't part of continued employment with that company...
>> Anonymous
they arent. i have 2 friends in sales there.
>> Anonymous
So much bullshit here.Before I went for my Army test I went to a doctor, not an internets expert a real doctor, and he said that you're basically fucked.I don't smoke very often and use more chemical drugs than weed and he said allow about a week for chemicals to be pissed out but weed will stay in your system for around 3 months if you are a light smoker and longer if you are a habitual user.

Activity, I think, hides it but doe not get rid of it.Basically, you're just going to have to get an independent test before you go in.
>> Anonymous
lmao itt drug addicts try to beat the system and fail
>> Anonymous
>>207471
yeah im a drug addict, i smoke 8-15 blunts everyday by myself and im sure theres a chance i could pass the test with 2 weeks notice.

so do you still sleep with your parents when you hear a noise in the house?
>> Anonymous
>>207465
Not in your urine. If they had the time/money to do a hair sample or spinal tap, then they might find something. But as far as urine goes, you're pretty much clean in 2 weeks. Detox tea can shorten that a little bit, and there's always the turkey baster.
>> Anonymous
>>207482
Are you talking about weed?I agree with the hair thing, not sure about spinal tap(rawk on!).I took a urine test and came up clean but I exercise a lot and used little at the time.
>> Anonymous
Drink A LOT of cranberry juice, it helps detoxify the body. Also, THC is stored in fat, so the best thing to do is try to burn as much fat as possible, then drink A LOT of water to piss the THC out. So basicly do a lot of running or sit in a sana for an hour or so a day if your too lazy to run, and directly after your done doing whatever activity you do (and during) drink a bunch of water to piss out the THC. And also with every meal and maybe a couple other times a day drink a cup or so of pure cranberry juice, nothing mixed into it.
>> Anonymous
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NAED MOAR MGS IN HIDEF!!!
>> Anonymous
what you guys fail to realize is that urine tests have a cutoff. even if you have thc in your system dosnt mean its going to show up. these people saying that for a semi frequent user, 1-2 times a week like the op said, that the thc will be detectable for a month, that just not true.its uncommon for occasional smokers to test positive for thc in urine for longer than seven days using standard cutoff concentrations. the cut off is something like 20 ng/mL, even cheavy smokers could be below the cutoff within 25 days or so. the thc levels stored in fatty tissues isnt near enough concentrated to be picked up in a urine test. whats going to be pcked up is the thc that sticks in the bladder a few days after use, drinking lots of water and pissing a lot can get that diluted enough to get you under the cutoff. look you dont have to believe me, but at least im not telling you a story about some dude i know that knows this dude.
>> Anonymous
>>207517
oh and for those who are talking about the fat soluble nature of thc, its not stored in dermal adipose tissue, its stored in the fatty tissues surrounding vital organs, which wont be burned off unless you have none left in your dermal tissues, so burning fat or trying to loose the weight isnt going to help. oh and i i would try a b complex vitamin suppliment. it helps the body remove toxins naturally, its not a flushing system.
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FFS GET BAEK ON TOPIC
DRUGGIES GTFO OF HIRES, GB2 420chan /weed/
NOW PLOX POAST MOAR MGS NAO!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
ya srsly guys potheads cant be knowleageable chemists or doctors!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>207531
ya i read it but who honestly gives a fuck about helping this guy out?? FUCK THE BASTARD let him rot in juvenile detention. the only reason everyone is copypastaing myths about cleaning yourself from THC is to seemingly make a difference and change everyone's opinion on how to clean yourselves from THC, therefore making their plagiarized (or original) research correct and better than everyone else's. So remember one thing guys, 4CHAN IS ANONYMOUS and noone will give a fuck!!! thank you for your time and good night.
>> Anonymous
>>207531
AND ON ANOTHER NOTE, this is a HIRES IMAGEBOARD FORUM!!! NOT A FUCKING REHAB DETENTION CENTER FOR JUVENILE DELINQUINTS!! gb2 tha ghetto faggots!!
>> Anonymous
>>207537
why not help? cuz you dont smoke? or is it because you too much of a nerdy ass mommas boy to help out a fellow anon who may do something different than you. i mean what makes you better? he may be a massive contributing member of society that just happens to smoke some pot on the side. so what has he done wrong to you?
>> Anonymous
>>207537
Well as we can see hes not a stoner or a burnout, hes trying to get a job that he wants to get and that gives a shit about drugs. What do you do all day, troll peoples threads?
>> Anonymous
OP - im actually a student at Truman majoring in microbiology. I want to be a bio teacher eventually. This job pays over 11 bucks an hour and fits my class schedule perfectly. Yes i smoke, I'm a college student, what the fuck do you expect?
>> Anonymous
>>207538
lol nerd rage
>> Anonymous
*sigh* newfags
>> Anonymous
>>206859
not smoking works.
>> Anonymous
I smoke weed, frequently. But this thread is retarded and needs to die. This is /hr/ not some underage forum. gb2/gaia/
>> Anonymous
it's like every time I see the Fox Hound badge here, the thread is always fail.