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Anyone have more pineapple express /hr/ much obliged
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my background right meaow
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Get stoned/drunk before you watch this movie. If you do it straight and sober, it really sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>402958
>>402958
>>402958
>>402958
>>402958
>>402958
>>402958

Fail.
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i like this one.

the triumphant return
>> Anonymous
Yeah I saw it sober and I thought it was fucking hilarious. I'm glad I was sober so I could understand what was going on.
>> Anonymous
lol
>> lame Anonymous
>>402958
Every time I hear some teenage loser talk about getting stoned or drunk before watching a movie or listening to a particular song, I say the same thing:

'nobody thinks you sound cool. shut the fuck up'.
>> Anonymous
>>402958
poser
>> Anonymous
>>402958

>if you do it straight and sober

so do it gay and high?

gtfo fag and go back to /b/
>> Anonymous
>>403657
same
>> Anonymous
>>402958
Wow, drugs AND alcohol?. Next thing you know you'll be out of diapers and into briefs, you manly man. Keep posing, cool guy.
>> Anonymous
the movie is fucking gay and anyone who likes it is a faggot

and the lead actor is a fat jewball and he annoys me
>> figures Anonymous
>>404430
Just as I suspected. Please believe me fellow channers when I say I'm not an anti-Semitic, but in all honesty every time a movie comes along in which the rave reviews vastly out way the worth of the movie, I know that there's a Jewish lead, director, producer, etc. They bend over backwards to support their own and one can't help but be annoyed after a while.
>> Anonymous
>>404438

holy shit

I only called him a jewbag because he looked like a jew to me. I didn't actually KNOW he really is a jew to me

but I looked it up and whattayaknow:
HE ACTUALLY IS A FUCKING JEW

does this mean I have a jew-sense? a sens-o-kike, if you will?
sure would come in handy...
>> Anonymous
>>404438
Haha, you will be anti-semitic soon enough when you realize on how much of a deeper level that goes, and not just with movies.
>> Anonymous
>I didn't actually KNOW he really is a jew to me

ignore that 'to me' part
>> Anonymous
I like the Israelis (especially compared to the Palestinians), but American Jews are something altogether different. All the most head-up-your-ass liberalism in the west has been propagated by those self indulgent fucks and no one is allowed to speak against them.
>> Judge Fudge
>>404430
Overrulled. The movie was awesome.
It is so ordered.
>> Anonymous
>>404490
Why should anyone trust a guy named 'Judge Fudge'?
>> Anonymous
worst fucking movies ever, worse than Superbad
>> Anonymous
>>404506
Just watched Superbad for the frist time. I haven't seen a movie this bad in quite a while. Why the fuck was my friend raving so much about it? I just wasted valuable fap-time watching this nonsense.
>> Anonymous
lame ass fucking movie, the fact that people love it so much only proves how fucking stupid most people are....this and juno annoyed the shit out of me.
>> Anonymous
Knocked Up was awful.

Superbad was mediocre.

But there will never be another movie as bad as Pineapple Express. There is no movie for which "I downloaded it and I still want my money back" is more relevant. Oh my fucking god. They took the worst actors on the planet, equipped with the shittiest, most humorless script conceivable, and mashed it together with the most agonizing soundtrack since 2 Fast 2 Furious.

Those of you complaining about Superbad should be happy that your only symptom was boredom, and not a complete fucking mental breakdown. If Superbad is paying ridiculous amounts of tax, Pineapple Express is starving to death in fucking Africa.
>> Anonymous
lol all of those movies are filled with Jews, who's shitty careers are being nurtured.
>> jewliscious :D Anonymous
Seriously, next time you see some ‘meh’-inspiring movie trailer (or the movie itself) and despite it’s mediocrity some Jewish critic makes it out to be ‘golden angels pouring celestial nectar from their titties onto your ding-dong and licking it off‘, just ignore it. They might as well be claiming that dicking around with a wooden dradle completely outstrips PS3, 360, and Wii combined.
>> Anonymous
lol you crazy guys with shitty taste in movies. Superbad was awesome, as was Knocked Up, Juno, and Pineapple Express. Go back to watching your shitty fansubs or highbrow drama movies faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>404528
>Way too assume tons of random shit, jackass.<
>Way too assume<
>too<

way2english motherfucker...
>> Anonymous
Then tell me your movie preferences that are or so much better than these jew-fests?
>> Anonymous
The fat dude from Super Bad is such a faggot in real life. I saw him interviewed right after that (his carppy little debut) and he acted like he was the biggest star ever and gave the interviewer attitude the entire time. It was so sad. What a lardass twit that dude is.
>> Anonymous
>>404527
Way to assume tons of random shit, jackass.
>> Anonymous
>>404530
... what are you trying to say? :/

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Uh-oh. Look out everyone. It's the Spelling Police.
>> Anonymous
>>404531

four brothers
shaun of the dead
hot fuzz
grandmas boy
indiana jones trilogy
star wars
spiderman trilogy
batman
bourne trilogy
every single george a. romero film ever created
young frankenstein

and those are just the ones i can think of off the top of my head...
>> Anonymous
troll troll troll troll *generic jew hate makes me an internet tough guy lol* i haet movies lawl.

^
what you guys sound like
>> Anonymous
>>404530
>>404536
Wow, that is some hardcore same faggotry, guy. Why don't you take a break for a bit?

By the way thinking that discrimination isn't ok even when Jews do it doesn't make me a bigot. You're just another brainwashed shit head who only recognizes prejudice when the perpetrator is a white, Anglo-Saxon, protestant male. Get a clue. This is 4chan. If you're looking for political correctness you came to the wrong place.
>> Anonymous
>>404541
fail, not samefag...
>> Anonymous
>>404518
The ultimate jew nurtured career : Jack Black. So fucking unfunny and perpetrated on us non-stop.
>> Anonymous
>>404536
You do realize that when Jews make a point of hiring no one but other Jews that several other non-Jewish applicants are being turned down, some for simply not being Jewish, right? What if neo-nazis ran virtually every aspect of our media and only promoted the careers and ideas of Aryans? Would you notice it then? If you want to be fair, apply the same standards to everyone, not just the ones you want to villianize to posture yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>404536
Go back to Digg/Reddit, whatever politically correct bleeding heart shit-hole you came from.
>> Anonymous
>>404545
But dude, 6 million jews got baked and gassed! It's only fair they hire their brethren and water down the white race that hurt them so much!
>> Anonymous
What have Jews done wrong?
>> Anonymous
>>404549
they apparently aren't as good at acting as these anon's are

which is why they are so angry

but that is what I get from this thread
>> Anonymous
Shia LaBeouf is worse. Back when he made his debut in ‘Holes’ the movie got somewhat lukewarm reviews but the critics went bonkers over young Shia LaBeouf and how they expected ‘great things from him’ (what is this, a fucking dynasty? Lol). I heard that, took one look at the guy and said ‘I bet he’s Jewish’. Only his name was French so I dismissed the thought and never bothered to check. After the last few years since Holes and seeing this average actor get placed in tons of movies with increasingly higher budgets and exposure I finally said ‘What the fuck is this shit? Why him?’ and I looked it up on the net. Guess what? He’s Jewish. What a fucking shock. I don’t even mind LaBeouf because he seems like a normal guy, but so many Jewish men are what they themselves would refer to as ‘schmucks’. I can’t relate to them because they inspire ridicule rather than empathy.
>> Anonymous
Do I detect a hint of...jealousy?
>> Anonymous
soooooooo.......... you think every movie he's been in has sucked?

holes, disturbia, indiana jones, transformers, all these movies were fucking great, so i don't know what the fuck you are talking about...
>> Anonymous
>>404549
As stated: when they hire only Jewish actors, they are discriminating against non-Jewish actors. If you can't wrap your head around such a simple concept, then I'm afraid you're just an ass.
>> Anonymous
umm, thats like saying when they hire an all black cast they aren't hiring a white guy...

lrn2castingprocess...
>> Anonymous
>>404554
Holy shit... how do people like you manage to be so stupid? The point WAS that those movies were good. However, some of them were so good even in the production phaise that there is no way LaBeouf diservered those parts (at least not all of them).
>> Anonymous
>>404557
you're an idiot. I haven't seen a single movie with a largely black cast that wasn't actually about some aspect of black culture. Jewish actors get hired instead of non-Jewish actors to play non-Jewish characters in a sheer amount of movies and roles hugely disporprtionate to their real life population.
>> Anonymous
>>404558
the kid has been acting since he was about 11 or 12, i believe he deserves some credit...

and if it wasn't for transformers, you obsessive douchebags would've never even heard of megan fox...
>> retard Anonymous
>>404557
If a casting director goes out of his way to only hire black actors even for parts that don't specifically require a black actor, he IS discriminating against white actors... as well as Hispanics, Asians, Arabs, Persians, Indians, natives, etc.... oh ya, AND Jews.
>> Anonymous
>>404561
Megan Fox is a cookie cutter slut with a fake tan. Rachel Taylor owns her.
>> Anonymous
>>404563
usually everyone has an equal shot at being casted, you just need to have a good performance that shows off what they are looking for...

and you gotta look the part you are being casted as...
>> Anonymous
>>404569
That would be nice, but the argument here is that it's obviously not happening that way.
>> Anonymous
>>404571
rascism is going to be the reason for everything, unless people actually start to figure out the real problem at hand...

directors usually settle on actors who have a good track record for past films, or who are close friends to them...

look at almost every single adam sandler movie, his friends are always in it, you know why, because the director and casting director all know them and are comfortable working with them...

inb4jewishfriends...
>> wow Anonymous
>>404569
If you see an overwhelmingly Jewish cast in contrast with a complete absence of actual Jewish characters and subject matter in a movie which also happens to be produced and directed by Jews, and you still think that everything was evenhanded during casting, you are hopelessly naïve.
>> Anonymous
>>404574
so you're saying that jews are to movies as /b/ is to internet?
>> Anonymous
There is a certain influence constituted purely by what we see. The media in large part controls this influence by virtue of they fact that they can be in several places at one time with their cameras shooting movies or reporting on real life scenes, whereas we as individuals can only live in once place. In other words we are pressured to trust the media to tell us was is going on else where as well as provide us with entertainment. The media manipulates people using this influence by changing its nature. How they do this is simple: they control which people we are exposed to in the media. In this particular instance they are attempting to control the perception of Caucasians (including how Caucasians view themselves) by making it so the only ‘white’ people you ever see in tv, movies, or the news are Jews. It has nothing to do with Jewish race, Jewish religion or traditional Jewish culture, and everything to do with the fact that for whatever reason (I don’t know) the vast majority of American Jews have extreme left wing leanings. It’s politics. If that surprises you, you are one ignorant fuck. It’s the exact same way that the media only allows us to see blacks that are perpetuating the black cultural identity crisis, whether it’s rap artists promoting vice, or angry opportunist pseudo -’civil rights leaders’ like Al Sharpton. Why? Because liberal democrats (which most of the media consists of) benefit from blacks being victims. Just like they benefit if the white population stupidly takes their queue from all the Jewish actors who look like us and play us in movies, and begin to act/vote/live more liberal. People don’t make that kind of money without eventually craving power and control as well. They do it because they can.
>> Anonymous
>>404580
wow anon, you really cleared my view of the world...

if z-day ever happens, i'm definitely taking you with me...
>> Anonymous
>>404605
no
>> Anonymous
>>404605

Ya seriously, people with an agenda trying to make money? That's just crazy talk...
>> Legion !!IHnFZHLdMXT
>>404580
ALSO, COCKS.
>> Anonymous
>>404646
you have WHAT in your ass?
>> Anonymous
ITT Neckbeard cave-dwellers thinking they're movie critics.
Here's a hint kids; an individual likes a movie based on personal preference. Don't be a cunt and dictate what makes a good movie and what doesn't.
>> Anonymous
>>404658
ANGER!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>404658
In order to know if a movie is one you prefer you have to know what the movie is, and you never *really* know that until you've seen it. The next best thing is the opinions of others. You don't simply judge the opinion alone, you try to judge whether the person telling you it is like you and therefore likely to be giving an opinion useful to you. If you think that giving an opinion (no matter how negative) is the same thing as dictation, you're most likely just the type of person who always feels threatened by the opinions of others, because you're used to being the one to 'dictate' what's what. Maybe you should attempt to be less hypocritical.
>> Anonymous
I used to be one of those naive liberals, who just accepted what the media told them about jews, blacks, and other issues. It's VERY difficult in this day and age to be ignorant about the facts of jewish media manipulation.

You have to be exerting a willful effort to ignore these facts, and I wouldn't blame anyone who is I guess, since ignorance is bliss.
>> Anonymous
You people bitching about ethnicity are PATHETIC: please leave and join us in the 21st century when you've grown up.

Oh, and some of you are woefully ignorant as to what Caucasian/white really means.
>> Anonymous
>>404668

You know, I don't know at what point "liberal" became an insultive term equal to "baby rapist and killer". Perhaps that's spin, hm???

Media manipulation, right?
>> Anonymous
>>402958
ummm true for all movies
>> Anonymous
This just straight up was not a good film. The script was rushed and there was very little improv. The main problem I had with it (there were many) was that Rogen's character snaps between the serious anchor for the audience and the crazy stoner role at random and it makes him impossible to relate to. Is he the normal average joe, shocked at the craziness of his situation, as we would be? Half of the time, yes.
Is he some crazy stoner, there for the lulz with no real understanding of what's happening? Half of the time, yes.
In a comedy movie, you either have the main character as part of the crazy cookiness (Billy Madison, Ace Ventura, Naked Gun), or you have him as the connection to reality, the anchor to which the audience relates in an Alice in Wonderland type connection (40 year old Virgin, Orange County, Mr. Deeds).
Now I'm just using this as an example, so don't bother telling me that Billy Madison and Mr. Deeds sucked, I don't care.
But when you switch and swap between them, it just makes the character shallow and shit, which means they'll have less impact, be less memorable, and the movie will fade out with the trash.
Which this film inevitably will.
>> Anonymous
>>404856
Yeah I noticed that. He had some really random moments that were completely out of character, like when the long haired dealer called his dealer buddy from the woods. It cuts back to Rogen and he's acting like a child. The long haired dealer even gives him a look like "You're a tool" and walks away. In the scenes before and after that though, Rogan's acting mature and looking at the long haired dealer like HE'S the tool. There were a few other moments like that in the movie that didn't make much sense to me.
>> Anonymous
A bunch of fuckwit comedians just sat around and said:
"You know what's funny? Kimonos!"
"Oh yeah and Car chases!"
"Oh man, and Leap frog! Do you remember leap frog?"
"Dude how funny would it be if a black guy fingered some pasta"
"Oh that's hilarious man!"

They didn't write a comedy script, they didn't write jokes, they just got their basic plot and embellished it with shit that they thought was funny. So it's not like a funny conversation, it's like having somebody TELL you about a funny conversation. It's like at the end of the film they should have said "You should have been there when we were writing/filming this. It was funny then."
>> Anonymous
do you know how many Jews are involved in the series House MD?

David Shore, creator of the show: Jew
Bryan Singer, director of the show: Jew
Lisa Edelstein, plays Dr. Cuddy: Jew

let's turn to another beloved show: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart, host of his own show: Jew
Sacha Baron Cohen did a guest interview for the show and he is also... Jew
Seth Rogen also did a guest interview for the show and became a writer for the other Jew mentioned before (Sacha Baron Cohen). Surprise, surprise: He's a Jew.

While on the subject of Seth Rogen, let's take a look at the movies in which he played lead actor.

Knocked Up
Directed, written and produced by Judd Apatow. Judd Apatow is a Jew.

Judd Apatow also produced Superbad.
Jonah Hill is the lead star of Superbad.
He's also a BIG FAT JEW.

Let's go back to House MD.

Director Bryan Singer, who is a Jew, also made Superman Returns. Superman Returns is a horrible movie and yet it was nominated for an Oscar.
SUPERMAN RETURNS WAS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR!!!!
>> Anonymous
oh and don't even get me started on the amount of Jew involved with The Simpsons
>> Anonymous
eskw
>> Anonymous
>>404967
you can basically do this for all races and religions, so fuck off dude...
>> Anonymous
>>404967
Cobert is a Catholic, natural enemy of the joo, he is more successful than his joo overlord Stewart now

/end arguement
>> Anonymous
>>405001
No... you can't.

If the average viewer knew (or cared) enough to simply recognize a jewish surname when they saw/heard one, the realization of just how many people in the media are Jewish would at the very least surprise them.
>> Anonymous
>>405025
what do you expect? most other ethnicities/religions don't ever have the drive to work as hard for their education and career as jewish people do...

they study half their life just so they can have a party saying that they are an adult, so how hard do you think they are going to work at real life, my friend?

the only exception to this example are asians, because they know what they need to do...
>> Anonymous
>>405025
Those white anglos who convert always throw me off when I notice their jewy last name, and lack of big beak nose/pale ashy skin.
>> Anonymous
>>405029
The complimentary cultural observation you're making is just as stereotypical as the negative one being made. Everyone has merit, not just Jews or Asians. Jews get hired by other Jews because they're Jews. All cultures practice this type of favoritism, but Jews do it more, and the reason why is simple: They have an excuse. Because of the Holocaust Jews have enjoyed 'do not criticize' status for the better part of 70 years now. The same goes for Blacks because of slavery and segregation. If you give people an excuse to cheat, they will, regardless of what they look like. It's a simple matter of who has the excuse and when. Look at modern history dating back to the aforementioned events and it easy to make sense of it all.
>> Anonymous
>>405029
You're a bigot
>> Anonymous
You people are sad...
>> Anonymous
>>405148
It's just as you suspected- you among humans are special, and your aloofness just now proves it. Seriously though, I've just got to find out how you got so damn cool. I mean, when I read your comment, I was just like 'wow, this guy is the very essence of zen inspired vintage 1960s hipness'. I see it so clearly now- everyone else is sad, but you.... you're cool. Yet not just cool, but the source of cool. It's like you were spawned from the wallet-worn right ass cheek pocket of Lucifer's bluejeans, as the fallen one himself turned to the world and said 'Hey gang, ride the tiger'. I'm just glad I was here to see it. Now I can sleep at night knowing all is right with the universe because coolness lives on... in you o_o
>> Anonymous
>>405029
Go back to stormfront you faggot ass neo-nazi shit. No one believes you're Jewish or that what you typed there was in earnest. You're just trying to stir things up. Pointing out that *some Jews* are being discriminatory doesn't mean we're going to be your new anti-Semitic pals. Douche bag.
>> Anonymous
>>405156
You're projecting.
>> Anonymous
>>405025

Yes, you can: the problem here is that you've been brainwashed and view it as enlightenment.
>> Anonymous
The jew in the backseat must go.
>> Anonymous
>>404430
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>>405156

Would you like a cyanide smoothie?
>> Anonymous
>>405178
Nope, wrong. You’re twisting the premise of the argument to make your point. You’re pretending that we’re simply pointing to Jews and questioning why they got a part in a movie, and then pointing out the fact that the director is Jewish too, and calling it favoritism, but we’re not. We’re pointing out *how often* it happens. We’re saying that it happens to such a degree that it has become conspicuous and must be the product of design, rather than coincidence. It’s not that it happens. It’s that it happens too much. So much that it’s inappropriate. Jews make up a small percentage of the American population so they shouldn’t constitute the overwhelming majority of people who make up the media. It’s too much influence for a relatively small group of people. The fact that this particular group of people seem for whatever reason to have extreme left wing leanings and visibly (for those who admit what they see) promote an agenda which flies in the face of the ideals that make the west strong and secure, is another story all together.
>> Anonymous
>>405174
If by 'projecting' you mean 'kidding', than guilty as charged I guess.
>> Anonymous
>>405196

Tell me, how do you define the criteria for "too much"?

Strong and secure? Do you mean isolationist and paranoid?
>> Anonymous
>>405174
An overtly sarcastic series or remarks obviously meant as a joke, and constituting a single benign accusation of ‘you thing you’re so cool’, is hardly a plausible candidate for projection. Also note that the ease at which one can accuse a verbal opponent of something as self deceptive as projection literally any time they accuse you of anything is what makes it such a potentially petty argument. It’s more or less the psychological equivalent of saying ‘I know you are, but what am I’. It’s for reasons such as that that Freud’s theories are basically debunked.
>> Anonymous
>>405206
Don’t be so obtuse. I clearly defined ‘too much’ as a product of the number of Jews in the media (large) relative to their actual population (small), coupled with the number of non-Jews (a lot) who’s careers said racial/religious favoritism is at the expense of. That’s what’s referred to as ‘discrimination’. Unless you have a double standard, in which case it’s called ‘super fun time’.

As far as the second part goes- if you disagree that America is the strongest nation currently as well as in human history, then ‘obtuse’ doesn’t quite cover it. ‘Out of touch with reality’ might be more fitting.

Don’t get into an argument with a conservative and expect predictable regurgitations of the bump-sticker politics prefabricated for you by your dusty leftist college profs to get you by. You have to arrive at an opinion honestly in order to defend it properly.
>> Anonymous
>>405206
You are seriously such a typical little robot faggot. Whenever liberals spout this crap I can't help but wonder if they realize the sheer amount of times those labels get tossed around or how thoughtless they sound.
>> Funny in a sad sort of way Anonymous
The thought of a college liberal always makes me laugh a little inside. They leave home and go off to this new and exciting place. They experience their first real freedom at the same time as they are learning the things they feel really matter. All at an age when they have embraced life and knowledge and want to experience and learn. Everything changes for them and they see the world in a different light. If only they knew that what they found at college was nothing less than religion, and that the ‘new feeling’ was nothing more than a delusional sense of self superiority. I think their tiny worlds would shatter.
>> Anonymous
>>405222
I am assuming your not american. So many people cant even finish high school that going on to post secondary actulay does make you better than most people.
>> Anonymous
>>405254
Dude, you're like, 12. Come back in a few years when you know something.
>> Anonymous
>>405254
First off, nice punctuation, champ.
Secondly school, regardless of how prestigious you may think it is, is not an end in and of itself, and therefore doesn’t yield any gains automatically. It is a means to an end, in this case, an education. However there are ways other than school to educate yourself (reading is a personal favorite). In addition to this is the fact that simply attending school doesn’t necessarily mean that you will even end up with an education. Quality of education is the primary factor. If you attend a school in which the professors shamelessly deviate from the curriculum in order to promote their own radical world views, then you are learning opinion rather than fact and are not gaining knowledge since knowledge is grounded in fact.
>> Anonymous
What the fuck is this shit are you fags actually trying to have a legitimate argument on 4chan.

Get the fuck off my internet.
>> Anonymous
>>405456
Typical. You're the type of jackass who claims to hate internet arguments but conveniently shows up at every one to make sure everybody knows it.
>> Anonymous
I thought this was supposed to be a thread about hr pics of Pineapple Express, not an "I think everyone should hear my opinion" thread. Please, it's a FUCKING IMAGEBOARD
>> Anonymous
>>405478
Fuck yeah!!
>> Anonymous
>>40525learn to spell and put your words in the right context
>> Anonymous
In the original pic James Franco's expression is fine, but the dude in the back seat looks like he thinks it's the next 'Home Alone' movie. How the hell did he get this part?
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>> Anonymous
>>405533
TRIGGER DISCIPLINE!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>405532
by writing the movie dumbass
>> Anonymous
well he wrote it.
>> Anonymous
>>405565
That makes it even worse. Not only is he a shitty actor, but he's a self indulgent one, and horrible writer to boot.