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Harry potter Lycaon
Im going to get a tatoo made of the Harry Potter Dark mark.
I Need a High Res version of The Dark Mark.

Pic Unrelated
>> Anonymous
You're like that faggot on the news.

"HUH HUH, This is the DARK MARK from the Harry Potter franchise, HUH HUH!"

Enjoy your continued virginity.
>> Anonymous
>>175212
What the hell are you talking about?


And you do realize you're on the biggest nerd board on the internet where people fap to cartoon porn.

Enjoy your virginity and denial.
>> Anonymous
this thread sucks.
>> MizuhoChan !Ud3XsXEoBA
>>175210
Become an hero faggot.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
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>>175210
Google for '"dark mark" tattoo', or take this one from the GoF movie...
>> Anonymous
This thread and the OP are so full of concentrated fail it is amazing.
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lol, harry fucking potter

sage this shit
>> Anonymous
I should get that tattoo on my wand.
>> Anonymous
>>175210

Evanna Lynch is really pretty. Moar /HR/.
>> Anonymous
HARRY POTTER IS A HORSE FUCKING MANIAC
>> Anonymous
>>175264
lol bump to piss you off
>> Anonymous
>>175220
There may be quite a few nerds on 4chan but Potterfags, at least on the level of the OP, are not to be tolerated under any circumstances.
>> Anonymous
>>175335
/b/tards are more pathetic than Potterfags. At least potterfags are mostly normal people who, you know, don't jerk off to cartoon porn, take showers and leave their houses once and awhile.
>> Anonymous
>>175338
Protip: You aren't on /b/.
Oh yeah, because jerking off to REAL lolis is a gereat deal better than drawn ones. Or, for that matter, endless tomes of poorly written fan fiction. Fifty percent of which involves Harry and Draco fucking each other in the ass.
>> Anonymous
don't do it, just don't. Once you walk out with that mark on your arm and the harry potter craze dies down, you're gonna wish you never got it.
>> Anonymous
>>175350
Sure feels like I am.

And I don't jerk off to any kind of loli you sick piece of shit. And do you really think every person who reads the HP books read the fanfics? Gimme a fuckin break.
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Here's a quick render. Anon can clean it up if he wants to.
>> Anonymous
Bad idea lolz/
>> Anonymous
potter tatoo.................................................................... WUSS!
>> Anonymous
JURASSIC POTTER
>> Anonymous
Thats my fetish
>> Anonymous
>>175335
Try acting like anything in 4chan in the meat world and see if people like you.

100% nerds.
>> Anonymous
The whole Harry Potter business started to suck big, hairy balls after book 1, or the age of 10. Emo whinybags with wands and lots of teenage angst for extra market shares? yep. any resonable hope of good writing, or god forbid an interesting plot? not a chance. Harry Potter franchise = huge, steaming, pile of worthless shit.
>> Anonymous
>>176450
Lol, you've never even read the books.
>> Anonymous
Right. After the second one, I decided burning would be a better idea. At least that way I'm warm....
>> Anonymous
>>176450
Lots of teenage angst? Well of course there is some since the main characters turn into teenagers, the center of them about to face a powerful foe who murdered his parents in could blood, who also had his mentor and godfather murdered.

The books are about a kid growing up, wtf do you want, rainbows and lollipops? lol moron.

As far as interesting plot goes she manages to pull off big twists using narrative misdirection and narrating in limited omniscient view. Her characters are well developed and aged near perfectly as they grow older. And that's not all to mention that she has created an entire world as the backdrop.

Her uses alchemical symbols are exceptional in her storytelling, much like many other famous authors. (Shakespear, C.S. Lewis, etc.)

It's clear that you've probably only seen the movies and are only hating because a children's book series are loved by millions across the globe and get more attention and praise than whatever shit books you read.

Now go away tool.
>> Anonymous
lol a tattoo
Ahahhahahahahahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey scene kid, don't forget to get a large target tattooed on your back too. AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Kaiten
Who is the actress in the OP?
>> Anonymous
Ah ha. So glad to see you took the time to learn how to write properly yourself. gb2 school, fag. No wonder you think her writing is good. Alchemical symbols? wtf is that shit? As I recall, the books contain not one reference to alchemy, which makes sense considering the story revolves around magic and *not* alchemy. It would appear you're just as bad at historical references as you are at grammar. You think she writes like C.S. Lewis or Shakespeare? damn son, last time I checked middle english had gone by the wayside, and at least Shakespeare had the decency to make his orphaned character just go out and kill somebody instead of wandering around in a social daze like a goddamn indie-rock high school student. "high school student?" you say. "But they *are* high school students." That may be, but we hate those faggots for a reason. what ever happened to reading something for something other the cheap thrills you get because you wish you could wave your magic wand and make all the bullies who picked on your faggoty ass go away like the nice boy in harry potter does. get real. And what the fuck is with the wands? magic's been around a long time in literary history, but no wands. Merlin? didn't have a wand. C.S. Lewis? didn't really use wands either, come to think of it. Mr. Tolkien? had enough of magic in, but no wands. you might also like to note that voldemort has 0 character motivation or developement, harry is thus far a completely flat character (unless you count getting really angry as character developement) and the story says absolutely nothing- NOTHING- about the human condition, which, the last time i checked, was the primary focus of all literature. This is really cheap drivel, not worth the napkins it was born on.
>> Anonymous
FOR CHILDREN

IT IS FOR CHILDREN

IT IS NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CHILDREN

GROW THE FUCK UP
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shut up and read
>> Anonymous
Burbage dies on pg. 12
Hedwig dies on pg. 56
Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
Wormtail dies on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape dies on pg. 658
Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
Harry gets fucked up by Voldemort on pg. 704
Comes back to life on pg. 724
Voldemort gets killed by his own rebounding curse on pg. 744
Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745
>> Anonymous
>>176460
You seriously need to get laid.
>> Anonymous
Harry cheats on Ginny with Hermione on pg 2 in Harry Potter and the fucking sexy witch
>> Trigger
Fighting on the internet equates to winning the special olympics.. even if you win your still retarded..

at the very least you can fight over something interesting. I love Shakespeare however, I also enjoy harry potter.

Ya know.. I think of it like flash games. Many people can spend years playing those stupid ass retarded flash games which have no plot no depth no soul. Or you can play games with some depth on the console or more interesting computer games. It all depends on your mood.
>> Anonymous
>>176460
Nigger, I'm not reading all that, I did read the first part though.

The HP books have EVERYTHING to do with alchemy.

http://www.touchstonemag.com/docs/issues/16.9docs/16-9pg34.html

The books follow Harry as he goes through the alchemical change of lead to gold.

Order of the Pheonix was the "Nigredo" stage, Half Blood Prince was the "Albedo" stage, and Deathly Hallows is the "Rubedo" stage.

It's just like alchemists tried to do, change a stone into the philosopher's stone (or lead to gold). In the negredo stage the rock is burned and it loses all it's previous characteristics. (In book 5 Harry loses everything he thought he was, or that he knew). The albedo stage the rock is the ablution of the rock in which it turns all the colors of the rainbow before it turns pure white. The rubedo stage is the final stage of the transformation in which lead is turned to gold.

Harry's best friends are Hermione Granger and Ron. They are mercury and sulfur respectively. The alchemical work is a series of purifications of a base metal from lead to gold that is accomplished by dissolving and recongealing the metal via the action of two principle reagents. Together and separately these reagents and catalysts advance the work of purifying a base metal into gold. Ron and Hermione, together, and in their disagreements and quarrling help transform Harry into gold in each book.
>> Anonymous
>>176534continued...
Besides this there is arithmancy. The divine number 7. Notice there are 7 books and 7 years at Hogwarts dumbshit? How there are 7 days in a week? 7 days in which God created the earth in the Bible? 7 is the number of divinization.

Also the number 4. Alchemists believe the world was composed of 4 elements. Fire, Earth, Wind, Water. Notice how there are 4 different groups that the kids in Hogwarts are seperated into? Alchemists believe that if you turned the wheel off elements, and combined them then you would get the perfect unity, the fifth element. There is segragation and discrimination between the groups at Hogwarts, if they only worked together, they would reach that perfect unity.

There are also a ton of imagery. The pheonix, albus's name for one thing (albedo), rubeus hagrid (rubedo), sirius black (negredo).

In book 7 Fluer and Bill get married and they are basically opposites (like hot and cold, wet and dry, fire and water) Their chemical wedding unites them. (Think Romeo and Juliet... their families were fueding and the only way the could be together was in death, and in their death the families stopped hating eachother and R&J were together.

This is only scratching the surface and this is why adults can enjoy HP too.

So NO faggot, YOU are the one who needs to go back to school and learn something. You don't even know what literary alchemy is you fucking tard.
>> Anonymous
>>176460
>>you might also like to note that voldemort has 0 character motivation or developement

You have NEVER read the fucking books. I'm not even going to try to explain it to you when there are 7 fucking (avg. 500 page) books that do it themselves.

>>the story says absolutely nothing- NOTHING- about the human condition
JKR is a postmodern writer whose themes include prejudice (between wizards and non wizards, purebloods and non purebloods, the school houses, monsters, house elves), love, choice, and especially death.

You are so fucking ignorant and retarded that the irony of you calling HP fans or the books childish and stupid is almost unbearable.
>> Anonymous
>>As I recall, the books contain not one reference to alchemy, which makes sense considering the story revolves a round magic and *not* alchemy. It would appear you're just as bad at historical references as you are at grammar.

You are the dumbest mother fucker in existence.
>> Anonymous
>>176460
Shakespeare? Terrible analogy, as everything he wrote was nothing more than other works in literary history that he copied and put his own name on to make himself famous. He's a thieving faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>176539
I was more referring to "his" works.
>> Anonymous
>>176516
Way to use a joke that was funny the first time, seven years ago...

Also, there are plenty of flash games that have more plot AND depth than some console games. Your argument fails hardcore.
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This is funny stuff. Why is there such hate of peeps who like Harry Potter? Wizards are fucking cool, they always have been, and thats why peeps of all ages like the books. Wizards are fucking cool.
>> Anonymous
>>176541
He's still a fag. Even if the Harry Potter books ARE shit, at least they're primarily original, which sets it apart from most other novels/series today.

I don't wanna give the series more props than it needs, because frankly I hate the shit. But a thief that couldn't do shit himself is fucking worse. My argument was the Shakespeare analogy was shitty, not your point.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
>>176460
you're missing the part where the first book is called "The Philosopher's Stone". The Philosopher's stone is the substance reputed to create the elixir of life and turn lead into gold. THE ENTIRE FIRST BOOK WAS ALL ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT ALCHEMICAL SUBSTANCE.
l2read, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>176543
Mr. Wizard died the other day...
>> Anonymous
>>176543
It's like I said in my other post, they're just pissed because they don't understand them or why they (as children's books) are loved and praised by millions all over the world by critics, children and adults.

It's funny, because they're too stupid to look deeper into the book and find really great writing, symbolism, and themes.
>> Anonymous
Remember, kids... Alchemy isn't your FMA "clap my hands and make shit happen" faggotry.

Alchemy =/= Full Metal Alchemist.

Full Metal Alchemist = major homo.
>> Anonymous
>>176548
No shit, what's your point? No one mentioned anything about FMA or anything related to it.
>> Anonymous
>>176549
It was a remark against the whole "Harry Potter =/= alchemy" thing. I was stating if you learned anything about alchemy from FMA, you're a cock-sucking dick-riding man-loving faggoty bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>176545
lol, yes, I did leave that out of my two posts. It's pointless to write an essay explaining to these dumbasses on 4chan, especially when this thread will probably be gone in a couple hours.

But yes, the philosopher's stone was a big part of the book. Dumbledore is also known for his work with Nicholas Flammel (actual famous alchemist).
>> Anonymous
>>176551
Apparently>>176460doesn't know jack shit about alchemy, literature, or literary alchemy.
>> Anonymous
>>175338
So you have /b/tards who mostly like little girls and then Potterfags who like little boys. I know which way i lean and no you are not normal people, not even close
>> Anonymous
>>176561
All different kinds of people like Harry Potter books. Just like all kinds of people like pizza for example. It takes a more specific kind of person to be a /b/tard.

You have no valid point to make. You are merely in denial about your eccentricity and want to hate on HP fans because it makes you feel better about your pitiful existence as an obese desensitized loli fapper.

So stop pulling shit from your ass, and GTFO troll.
>> Anonymous
>>176561
er... being a /b/tard says a lot about your character. reading a popular book series out of a possible ton of other books doesn't really say shit about you. unless the people you are referring to as "potterfags" are people who are completely obsessed with books where they cosplay the characters and shit in which case they are like the weeaboos of harry potter. and you can't really compare weeaboos and /b/tards, they are just on a different level.

pretty much what I'm trying to say is your arguments fails hard.
>> Anonymous
>>176566
you can not say that liking potter is like pizza. It is nowhere the same. You are doing a very good job of convincing your self that you are normal. I am skinny, eccentric and prefer females. If I were into books and movies marketed specifically for children under ten I might have agreed with you.
>> Anonymous
>>176569
You seem to be convincing YOURself that you are perfectly normal, anon. Yet here you are criticizing strangers for reading and liking a particular story.

It seems to me you might have a pretty childish idea of what it means to be an adult.
>> Anonymous
>>176569
What is "normal", might I ask?

Hard thing to define. But if I had to say which was more normal - a person who enjoys reading reads a popular book series given praise by critics, authors, children and adults or a person who has most likely not experienced many intimate moments with a female let alone has ever had sex with one, regularly visits an imageboard that contains gore, lolis, penises, mutilation, racism, sexism, prejudice, and where people take pleasure in other's misfortune, I would say that the first person I described was more normal.

You have done an exceptional job convincing yourself that you are superior to people who like a book simply because you don't.

And as for who the books are marketed to, does it matter who reads them? How about if I read a book marketed to chefs? Cannot I not get anything out of culinary guide?

And if you bothered to research or even look up at the posts above yours you will see why adults enjoy the Harry Potter series. Besides the fact that they are well written, there is much more than a kid's story to be found.

I personally strongly dislike the movies. They are more children and family oriented, whereas it is easier to find deeper and enriched themes of love, death, and prejudice in the books.

You also never clarified whether you were speaking about people who are unhealthily obsessed with the books of just a reader who casually read them through in their time out of the millions of other books they're read.

One last thing I would like to note is I really don't find anime to be less childish than the HP books.

You are either too stubborn or deep in denial to admit you are full of shit, but it's okay, you're pretty transparent.
>> Anonymous
>>176573
I've always held this theory about most /b/tards, that they act the way they do because they are severely mentally and socially immature. They may be 16-25 year olds, but they act like children. "We do it for the lulz durrrrr". How they insult every person that they don't agree with. They just don't seem to know how to grow up or interact with others in the real world or perhaps they just don't WANT to.
>> Anonymous
lol you're all faggots
>> Anonymous
>>176604
NO U
>> Lucky Star Fan !Tk0NRziTHQ
I know you /hr/ guys don't get that many so you may have a hard time telling, but the OP was a troll.
>> Anonymous
>>176575

howcome everyone always acts like Racism is as bad as loli or gore?
>> Anonymous
>>176534
>>176535

full of shit
>> Anonymous
>>176506

You forgot to mention that Harry is a Horcrux.
>> Anonymous
Burbage dies on pg. 12
Hedwig dies on pg. 56
Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
Wormtail dies on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape dies on pg. 658
Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
Harry gets ##%!ed up by Voldemort on pg. 704
but comes back to life on pg. 724
Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743
19 years after the events in the book:
Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are: "The scar had not pained Harry for 18 years. All was well."
>> Anonymous
>>175298
seconded