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Anonymous
its a frog, on Neptune
>> Anonymous
At least its not a hamster on Uranus.
>> Anonymous
>>449123

Minor win, but win nevertheless.
>> Anonymous
I know where this is going....

Gerbilling
Gerbilling, or gerbil stuffing, refers to the supposed sexual practice of inserting small animals, usually gerbils but also mice, into the anus. Despite apparently widespread public belief and persistent rumours, especially in the 1980s, no verified medical evidence of gerbilling exists; its status is that of an urban legend.
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Several years ago, "they" say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet (appropriately named "Tibet" in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation.
>> Anonymous
>>449135

Nah, it was a Philly TV guy if it's true at all.
>> Anonymous
>>449135

libelous nonsense, a buddhist would never do that.
>> Anonymous
there are no frogs on neptune. this must be fake!
>> Anonymous
"there are no frogs on neptune. this must be fake!"
NO ITS NOT FAKE!!!! FROGS ARE THE MOST POPULAR CREATURE ON NEPTUNE!!!!