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We Own The Night Anonymous
Go.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I'd like to own her.. in the night... if you know what I mean!
>> Anonymous
I do not. Please elaborate.
>> Anonymous
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I'd settle for just owning Eva Mendes for a night :3
>> Anonymous
She's a cutie.
>> Anonymous
>>249127
What he's saying is that, given the opportunity (likelihood: I'm waiting for the sun to burn out first) he'd like to win a date with her at an auction.

If he was lucky, she might give him a peck on the cheek. Extremely lucky, some tongue-on-tongue action. If she got naked and touched his penis, he'd likely faint. This leaves sex out of the question.
>> Anonymous
>>249231
But... but the sun has a 100% chance of burning out... Score!