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GOATSE?
>> Anonymous
Uhm... HAY GUYS WTF IS GOIN ON IN THIS THREAD?
>> Anonymous
Is that a real cow or animal cause thats fucked up. Another reason why this world is braindead.
:D
>> SealMan
Yeah, I've heard of them doing this before. I don't remember why they do it, but humor writer Dave Barry wrote a particularly amusing article about his experience with sticking his arm into the side of a cow.
>> Anonymous
its a normal cow as far as I know, I remember seeing it on TV. they took some wheat out the belly of it and did something.
>> snuff
star wars sneakers ftw
>> Anonymous
am i supposed to fap to this or what?
>> Anonymous
>>74568
fukken saved
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>> to this subject Relevant Information
The hole is placed directly into the stomach. Usually done when the cow is sick or being used to develop medicines. This allows for more concentrated deployment of chemicals.
>> Anonymous
Errr, that is kinda... gaping. In animal research we have cannulas inserted into the brain that allow direct infusion of chemicals, but those aren't exactly HOLES IN THEIR FUCKING SIDES.
>> Anonymous
>>74579
Blah blah blah.

It's an animal, the very existance of it is to feed, cure, and amuse humans. If that wasn't the point then they would be the dominant species.
>> Anonymous
it's so the farmers can add cannons to the sides of the cows and battle one another for hooker money.
>> Anonymous
This is probably from a veterinary college.

Believe it or not, there are a hell of a lot of wierd and seemingly unrelated cattle ailments caused by things going wrong in the cow's stomach. Given the massive importance of cattle to America's food economy (billions and billions served), it's therefore important that veterinaries become very familiar with the workings of the average cow stomach. So they make an open hole into to the cow to give large animal veterinary students detailed first hand experience with the workings of a cow's stomach (well, all four of them actually).

Wierd, but true.
>> Anonymous
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
at the end of the day,
would you stick you dick in that hole?
more importantly,
would you cum?
>> Anonymous
>>74586

> would you stick you dick in that hole?

No, I would not.
(it wouldn't fit)
>> Anonymous
HOLEY COW!
>> Anonymous
>>74588
?_?
>> Anonymous
I'd hit it.
>> Anonymous
>>74600
If you did it would count as statutory rape and I would haft to inform the FBI.
>> Anonymous
>>74582
you know you are wrong :3
>> Anonymous
>>74551
oh shit, i go to that university, not in the veterinary department though
>> Anonymous
the guy was on tv he is a farmer that is develiping new grains that the cowq can dizest better the hole is so thay can take samples out of the stumic
>> Anonymous
>>>74582
> > It's an animal, the very existance of it is to feed, cure, and amuse humans.

>>74612
> you know you are wrong

Damn right>>74582is wrong. He completely left out out the many fashionable uses for animals (well, parts of animals) in the clothing industries.
>> Anonymous
>>74560
More like you're the braindead one.
>> Anonymous
many man have tried. they tried and failed? they tried and died.
>> Anonymous
Poor cows. Moooooooooooooooooo....
>> Anonymous
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>>74583
I fucking loled
>> lolz
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>> Anonymous
Hehe, I go to that University, though I've only heard stories about the cow with the hole in its stomach
>> Anonymous
>>74797

This ballot begs two questions:

1: What does this have to do with a holey cow?

2: What the fuck was so goddamn hard to understand about this ballot? It looks pretty fucking simple to me. So simple that people who are still too morbidly retarded to figure it out should just refrain from voting altogether; they'll only do more harm than good.
>> vinz
>>74583
i'd pay to see that. Oh yes I would.
Cowpies? Moar liek cowtanks. Try tipping me over buster!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>74888
gb2/b/ faggot
>> Anonymous
Cow Porthole

In a minor and painless surgical procedure, believe it or not, scientists install a 4" circular, removable transparent "porthole" right into a cow's side so they can see right into one of the cow's stomachs.


http://www.google.com/search?hs=8xp&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-
US%3Aofficial_s&q=cow+porthole&btnG=Search
>> Anonymous
>>74832
Who else goes to Mississippi State and browses 4chan, I want to know!
>> Teg
Well, he could be from somewhere else. Virginia Tech had some of those cows too when I was there; one of my friends used to work with them (circa 1999-2003).
>> Anonymous
>>74956
seems very similar to the concept of a chest tube, which is far from painless.

let's put a window in the ribcage of those sadistic #$@#$'s. It's one thing to slaughter an animal as efficiently as possible for food, it's quite another to drill a hole in its side when an MRI will provide more useful information
>> Anonymous
>>75276
the guys in the picture are wearing MS State clothes
>> Anonymous
>>75283

> when an MRI will provide more useful information

Really?

Then explain to me how you can get a bolus sample (look it up) using an MRI.

Until then, STFU!