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The military-industrial complex Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
War... it's fantastic!
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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The horror... the horror...
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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I love you so much. I hate war so much.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Any reason to think next month will be worse?

The war could end.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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If those little sweethearts won't face German bullets, they'll face French ones!
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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There are few things more fundamentally encouraging and stimulating than seeing someone else die.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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I thought I was a hard man, sir.

You are merely a general. I must be a king.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Young men make wars, and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men: courage, and hope for the future. Then old men make the peace, and the vices of peace are the vices of old men: mistrust and caution.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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I used to think if I died in an evil place then my soul wouldn't make it to heaven. Well, fuck. I don't care where it goes as long it ain't here.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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I feel no sympathy. I repeat, I feel no sympathy! The German people chose their fate. That may surprise some people. Don't fool yourself. We didn't force the German people. They gave us a mandate, and now their little throats are being cut!
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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I tell you, gentlemen, we have a problem on our hands.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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They all want to be better Nazis than Hitler.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Our patrol planes! Where are they? Answer that one, Herr Goering! The British have plenty of them! Talking big is all he's good for, that fat slob.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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We're here as peace keepers, not peace makers.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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"The Statue of Liberty is kaput" - that's disconcerting.
>> Anonymous
is this one large quote or several? 0.o

nice pics though
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and He in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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War educates the senses, calls into action the will, perfects the physical constitution, brings men into such swift and close collision in critical moments that man measures man.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Put a nigger behind the trigger!
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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To know them means to eliminate them. Consequently, the military aspect is secondary to the police method.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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The law's often inconvenient, Colonel.

And those who explode bombs in public places, do they respect the law perhaps? When you put that question to Ben M'Hidi, remember what he said?
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Afraid this tea's pathetic. Must have used these wretched leaves about twenty times. It's not that I mind so much. Tea without milk is so uncivilized.

(Contemplate this one.)
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Colonel Von Luger, it is the sworn duty of all officers to try to escape.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Strange, and I thought you were an Aryan.

No. I'm a vegetarian.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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We've just discovered the most wonderful, the most marvelous poisonous gas. It will kill everybody.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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"Corona veniat electus." Victory shall come to the worthy. Today, democracy, liberty, and equality are words to fool the people. No nation can progress with such ideas. They stand in the way of action. Therefore, we frankly abolish them. In the future, each man will serve the interest of the State with absolute obedience. Let him who refuses beware! The rights of citizenship will be taken away from all Jews and other non-Aryans. They are inferior and therefore enemies of the state. It is the duty of all true Aryans to hate and despise them. Henceforth this nation is annexed to the Tomanian Empire, and the people of this nation will obey the laws bestowed upon us by our great leader, the Dictator of Tomania, the conqueror of Osterlich, the future Emperor of the World!
>> Anonymous
>>185675
and the second after you get a bullet in your head and all your brains get spilled out into pieces.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my friend the kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos."
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Men prefer sorrow over joy... suffering over peace!
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Man is born crying. When he has cried enough, he dies.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?
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The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When you have an itch, scratch it.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Do you remember, Clive, we used to say: "Our army is fighting for our homes, our women, and our children"? Now the women are fighting beside the men. The children are trained to shoot. What's left is the "home." But what is the "home" without women and children?
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Until now, Germany has used her arms with honor. I admit he said nothing about her legs.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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If you lose this war, don't blame me.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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I don't know anything about the enemy. I thought all Americans were cowards. I was taught they were savages.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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They ordered us to drive the Russians away from our positions. I'm going to the headquarters to ask them: with what men?
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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They use explosive bullets! That's forbidden!

Go tell them it is.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd, what happens in a world without children's voices.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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I like to starve myself: it keeps the fear up.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Dear Lord, We've come to the end of our journey, and in a little while we'll stand before You. I pray for You to be merciful. Judge us not for our weaknesses, but for our love and open the doors of heaven for Charlie and me.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Free your mind, your ass will follow.

(The Kingdom of Heaven is within.)
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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What's the matter boy? He ain't gonna bite you. That's a good gook; good and dead.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Shoot straight, you bastards - don't make a mess of it!
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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It's a new kind of war, George. It's a new war for a new century.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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Live each day as though it were your last; one day you're sure to be right.
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
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The barbarities of war are seldom committed by abnormal men. The tragedy of war is that these horrors are committed by normal men in abnormal situations.
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Oh, well, a slice taken from a cut loaf won't be missed.

(Contemplate this one as well.)
>> Alister
1. This thread wins. You, sir, win.
2. Where did you get the quotes from? Or are you just cool enough to know them off the top of your head?
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
The quotes are from war movies. Most of them I have seen before, but I went to IMDB.com to get more.
>> Anonymous
War. War never changes.
>> Anonymous
Very win, both the thread and tripfag. Fresh content in my /hr/??!!

Thank you.
>> Anonymous
War!
What is it good for?
>> Anonymous
absolutely nothi.....hey hang on lol

almost had me going there ...just kidding

its a fuking waste thats what it is
>> Anonymous
Great thread thx ! do you have moar WWII HR pics ?
>> Anonymous
bump for awesome thread
>> Archivist !HAYA0lds9A
>>185911

A tad here and there, but nothing to warrant another thread.
>> Anonymous
>>185910
Hahaha, WRONG.

In an ideal world war is good for nothing but we don't live in an ideal world. War is a necessary evil.
>> Anonymous
>>185910
evidently it is good for something
>> Anonymous
>>185710
Shit fucking blows up.
>> Anonymous
age for fucking epic win
>> synonymous annonymous !MIATAd3a66
>>185680

The Great Escape

Durr
>> Anonymous
great thread!
>> Anonymous
/k/

FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
enjoy your death, retards.
>> Anonymous
I'd much rather see some ww2 war pics. Too bad they didn't have good cameras back then. Cuz ww2 owns the shit outta some little iraq conflict.
>> Anonymous
>>185710
most badass ever
>> Anonymous
>>185710
>most shopped ever

/fixed that for you
>> Doppelgänger !.97.to9elc
>>186360
"And you! ...may you live forever."