scarlett johansson megathreadlet's go!
Tom Cruise tried to get with her but she got freaked out by the buttload of Scienos he brought to their "interview." It was supposedly for a movie part, but she freaked when she saw it was Tom's idea of a "date." Good for her. She's a sharp one.
>>329221still not a megathread, you're worse than OP.Reported, go back to /b/ or whatnot.
Wow, aren't we magnanimous and entirely lacking in a sense of humor. Go back to your Roland Barthe book.Reported.
>>329223hey im not done yet man
me rikey! keep posting!
>>32922620 minutes later, lol, you're image seeking skills are still weak young grasshopper.
>>329235i'm quite a forgetful little man
>>329238lol, cool no worries, just hate /r/fags.
much better version of the OP picture
>>329243definitely
Legend has that if a man can get close enough to her to suckle the mole on her cheek, it will explode in his mouth with a taste like unto cherry wine, and he will be able to see faeries thenceforth.
>>329223I think that's Kevin Smith, the Silent Bob guy.