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I resent that. I'm his script writer. You're forgetting Obama's entire campaign is based on idealistic morons who want "change." They understand something is wrong with this country but they don't know what. If they actually did, they'd "waste" their vote on a libertarian candidate.
Meanwhile, since Wiki-Leak is down, here's a draft the Big Guy's next major stump speech.
Change is essential for our changing future, without it there is no change and we will stagnate in the unchanging structure that has so far refused to change. This campaign has experienced many changes and those have made me realize Americans are a change people who now take an active interest in changing our society. Americans want to change this country, to point it in a direction where change will change it for the better. My vision is for a changed America, an America where healthcare will changed so women can have assistance in changing their illegitimate, welfare sucking little bastard's diapers. My vision will change America so fake Vietnam Veterans won't have to ask for spare change, they'll live in housing projects and attend rehab programs paid for by the middle class taxpayer. I will rebuild the middle class, changing it, by raising their taxes even more so spare change will become very important to them in the form of tips they get working at second and third jobs to make do in this changed America. So we gonna change things, muthuhfuckahs! Obama fo' change!
Okay, that's a rough draft. The Big Guy rejected it and felt I didn't include the word "change" enough. Help please?
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