File :-(, x, )
Osaka HR noko
How do I right click?
>> Anonymous
Command + W
>> Anonymous
MacBook - 2 fingers on the sensor pad
>> Anonymous
all that for a simple right click?
>> Anonymous
MAC OS HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM AND WILL NOW SHUT DOWN
>> Anonymous
control key + click
this seems to be the biggest issue to migrators
>> Anonymous
>>253123
how do I ctrl + right click?
>> Anonymous
>>253146
1) Buy gun.
2) Aim at head.
3) Pull trigger.
4) ???????
5) Profit!
>> Anonymous
>>253165
typical macfag

what will that accomplish WITHOUT BULLETS?
>> Anonymous
you can get any type of 3 button mouse too you know
>> Anonymous
>>253196
not true

steve jobs will come to your house and kill you, your family, any pets you own, and your neighbors if you hook up non-mac peripherals to his "works of art"

it's true, I saw it in a movie
>> Anonymous
>>253188
Oh, I'm sorry, I figured you were smart enough to load bullets on your own.

Typical worthless faggot. So much of a failure he can't even kill himself.
>> Anonymous
>>253207
don't bitch because your instructions are as worthless as that piece of shit mac you use

>BAAAAAAAAAAW BAAAAAAAAAW BAAAAAAAAW
>I'm such a failure I can't even even write simple instructions without FUCKING UP. Woe is me!
Fixed

I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you'd probably fuck that up as well.
>> Anonymous
>>253219
Try harder, faggot. Your insults are unoriginal, generic and recycled. Fail.
>> Anonymous
hook up your regular USB mouse, HRfag
>> Anonymous
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using a mac is like.
>> Anonymous
>>253253
hhuuuuuuuuuUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! .. ! .. !!

lol
>> Anonymous
So much fail in this thread.
>> Anonymous
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using Windows is like.
>> Anonymous
When I aim this thread at my ass, it makes me want to kiss and marry it!

lol
>> Anonymous
Hey there's an animu gurl in OP's pic!
>> Anonymous
>>253426
Not just any animu girl. The single greatest character ever created.
>> Anonymous
*Sigh*
For the OP, assuming youre using OSX.

You have to enable the right click for some stupid reason. Go to your system prefs and either mouse or trackpad settings.

If youre using windows, ctrl+alt+delete, then bash forehead on desk. Repeat until your mouse works.
>> synonymous annonymous !MIATAd3a66
Did anyone happen to think the OP was not, in fact, asking how to personally right click on his computer, but was instead adding external dialogue to the picture he posted?
>> Anonymous
Silly anon, noone used rhetoric on 4chan!
>> synonymous annonymous !MIATAd3a66
>>253433

No one is two words. :3
>> Anonymous
OP?

/r/equesting this board accept .svg

"k plox iddqd idspispopd"
>> NameFag
>>253196
fuck that! my mouse has 7
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>253196
>>253462
>> Anonymous
Well, isn't that a lovely amount of hard drives. Gimme.
>> gr Tripfag!oshi
get a pc :v
>> Anonymous
HAY! You stole my mouse and screen!
>> Anonymous
>>253519
eeew mx1000, terrible ass mouse.
>> Anonymous
ringo!
>> Anonymous
>>253650
WOOOW! SUGOI NIHONGO KAWAII DESU!

(Also GTFO baka gaijin.)
>> Anonymous
>>253529
I no longer have the need for a PC since Boot Camp toughened up my Mac.

>>253635
It's flown threw drywall, been stepped on, crushed by a filing cabinet, and dropped out of a 3rd story window and it still works. It may not be the best mouse in the world, but any mouse is better than MightyMouse. That mouse I hate MightyMouse with a passion, anyone unlucky enough to come into my possession gets hammered, burned, flattened, or shot.
>> Anonymous
You macfags make me sick. I can understand if you like OSX, but seriously, just install it on a PC. Mac hardware is complete shit, they sell you their parts for 4-10 times more than a comparable pc part would cost. Buying hardware from Apple is like letting Steve Job ass rape you.
>> Anonymous
"[Reading this thread] was like putting my face next to an anus and breathing deeply."

- Steve Jobs
>> Anonymous
>>253659
Just because they sell them for a higher price, doesn't mean they're shit.

No, they aren't worth what they charge for them, unless of course you have a lot of money to blow away. But at least everything works smoothly together. All the hardware, router, printer, etc. Not made by 50 different companies, all made by the same one.

And just to make you more sick, I have a really nice PC a built a couple year ago with XP Pro on it. Last year I bought a MacBook Pro at school discount, installed Leopard and XP Pro on it, and I almost never use my PC anymore except for gaming.

So eat it.