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>> Anonymous
I would shit my fucking pants
>> Anonymous
What's with it's terminator eye?
>> Anonymous
What in God's name is that!
>> Anonymous
>>163536
kill that shit with fire or a nuke from orbit
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT RUUNNNN!!
>> Anonymous
>>163542

Camera flash.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit...look at it's body...IT'S MADE OUT OF AN ARMY OF SPIDERS!!!
>> Anonymous
>>163550

>Holy shit...look at it's body...IT'S BEING DEVOURED BY AN ARMY OF SPIDERS!!!

fixed
>> Anonymous
Don't ruin my fun. ARMY SPIDERS I TELLS YA.
>> Anonymous
I would kill it, or have a serious spider problem very soon.

After I cleaned the bricks out of my pants.
>> Anonymous
HOLLY MOTHER FUCKER PICE OF SPIDEY SHIT!!!! THAT NEEDS TU BE IN /X/
>> Anonymous
It's carrying it's babies.
>> Anonymous
Eat it.
>> Anonymous
brix shat. I suggest fire or take a mop and tie a knife at one end and spear the fucker.
>> Doppelganger !.97.to9elc
>>163542
Ever tried taking a picture of an insect or any other creepy-crawly? Their eyes tend to shine really well when given a light source.

I mean, its looking for Sarah Connor.
>> Anonymous
I would stomp all over that shit without thinking twice.

That spider is also breaking and entering, so you allowed by law to use reasonable force to defend your home.
>> Anonymous
Hmm... Experimental tech spiderbot/monkeylord can be easily countered with strategic bombers or galactic colossus...
>> Anonymous
Its probably not poisonous. Probably.
>> Anonymous
I agree, this requires the use of an orbital nuke. Or Ion Cannon. Or Napalm.
>> Anonymous
Just blow up Earth. This needs to be killed.
>> Anonymous
ITT gays who shit their pants in front of these little things.
Protip : little beasts don't eat big ones.
>> Anonymous
FUCK ION CANNON OPEN UP A RIFT FUCK ION CANNON OPEN UP A RIFT FUCK ION CANNON OPEN UP A RIFT FUCK ION CANNON OPEN UP A RIFT FUCK ION CANNON OPEN UP A RIFT FUCK ION CANNON OPEN UP A RIFT FUCK ION CANNON OPEN UP A RIFT FUCK ION CANNON OPEN UP A RIFT FUCK ION CANNON OPEN UP A RIFT
>> Anonymous
EAT IT!!
>> Anonymous
That's an awesome photo

But seriously Hunstman spiders > that.
>> Anonymous
blardy shes only a baby cobber
>> Anonymous
Did you know that some species of spiders are known to drink from your tear-ducts while you sleep?
>> Anonymous
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Anyone have hi-res Wu-Tang logos or symbols??
>> Anonymous
>>163752

WTF?
>> Anonymous
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These are about the biggest ones we have at our house.
>> Anonymous
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>>163878
>> Anonymous
this is the most fucking scariest thing since that clock spider

someone! post the clock spider!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>163752
WTF???
>> Anonymous
>>163701
haha oh wow

you would shit in your pants too
>> Anonymous
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Thank god we don't really get anything bigger than a daddy-long-leg here. I would sleep with a can of raid and bug traps all around my bed if we had those spiders. Also, here is another gross ass spider pic.

Can somebody say camel spider? (theres two latched to each other) still fucking big and scary.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>163948
JESUS, MARY AND THE ORPHANS
THE FUCK??????
>> Anonymous
SCARIEST THREAD IN HR HISTORY?
>> Anonymous
Looks pretty cool.

For some reason I'm lately fond of spiders, although I am afraid of other bugs.

Large cricket = scary
Spider = awesome
>> Anonymous
>>163621
ALL spiders are venomous you retard. That's how they are able to, you know, EAT. It's just not all species have venom potent enough to kill us.

And I never understood people's hatred of spiders. I mean wtf, would you rather have millions of dirty little insects swarming all over you, your bed, and your food, or have a handful of spiders in your home keeping it bug-free? I'd take spiders over roaches, flies and earwigs any damn day. Not to mention spiders are perfectly clean and roaches and flies and shit carry and excrete potentially very serious disease-causing bacteria.
>> The Postman !iNyPzWFuzU
>>163973
Thats actually an optical illusion
the camera is right up against the bugs which makes them look larger than they actually are
>> Anonymous
>>163978
I think you made some pretty exaggerated statements there my friend, though I do favour spiders over roaches and flies, especially mosquitoes, fucking vampire insects.

Spiders in general are pretty awesome creatures.
>> Anonymous
>>163981
None of it was exaggerated.
>> Anonymous
>>163978
"It's just not all species have venom potent enough to kill us."
I go further : only few ones. And for the majority in exotic places.

I just discovered some weeks ago the jumping spiders. Quite incredible, I'd like to see'em in action !
>> Anonymous
>>163984
Alright, that didn't really come out right. What I meant to query was the fact that spiders are clean? Unless you were comparing it to the other insects mentioned above, then yeah definitely.
>> Anonymous
stomp that bitch. even nancy sinatra said that:

these boots are made for stompin, and thats just what theyll do, one of these days these boots will to stomp the shit out of you

even better....lighter + hair spray = fun
>> Yoshimitsu
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Soon my pet...

Soon I will feed you the world!
>> Anonymous
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>>163985
You just discovered them a few weeks ago? Either you are 5 years old or you live in a frozen wasteland. Jumping spiders are everywhere, and one of the most common types. And they are adorable! Tiny little fluffy bundles of joy.
>> Anonymous
this thread is made of win and creepy
>> Anonymous
>>164043

Sticker says: Inspected by no. 6
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>164077
the hell is that
>> Anonymous
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Am I doing it right?
>> Anonymous
>>164077

he he he...

QFT
>> Anonymous
>>163973

i dont care if thats an illusion or not, id still run my ass off
>> clock spider Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>164138
>>163948
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Dude, I like spiders, but goddamn I would scream like a bitch if I saw one of those in my house. Or for that matter, anywhere that wasn't a zoo or a display.
>> Anonymous
Its not an illusion, its a mother carrying its young on its back.

Also...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> Anonymous
>>163948
>>164138
And I was going to sleep tonight, too.

Though for some reason, I actually find the little ones scarier than the large ones. I guess it's the fact they can hide and sneak up on you easier than the super mega ultra spiders posted here. If>>164138walked up to your room, you'd fucking see it coming, shat your many bricks, and run. But seeing them this close up is just fucking petrifying, sweet Jesus...
>> Anonymous
Jesus. I can't look at these images. I'm convinced one of them is going to jump out of the fucking internet and bite me in the face. God.
>> Apparition !PJfaNLFaGE
Does anyone have any /hr/ of the ceiling spiders? If you have ever been on /x/ you will know...
>> Anonymous
Even /b/ is afraid of the ceiling spiders.
>> Anonymous
>>163985
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOzEsBHc7CQ

This is the only reason jumping spiders are awesome. Instead of fleeing from something, they become interested and try to catch it.
>> Anonymous
>>163536
I hope you guys realise that spider is actually quite small. That metal thing is those things underneath front doors. So it's about as long as a door.
>> Anonymous
>>164245
It's as long as a door? Oh, Shi-
>> Anonymous
AAAARGHHH OH FUCK I HATE SPIDERS
>> Anonymous
puuuussssyyyyy
>> Yoshimitsu
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>>164116

This thread is now about Spider Crabs!
>> Anonymous
id hate to live in like australia where the huge fucking poisonous ones are common.
>> Anonymous
u guysrealize that spiders are actually nice people and if u be nice they wont do anthing to u rite
>> Anonymous
fuck spider crabs! we need headcrabs!

sadly i have no super huge pictures of them. only 1000x700 pixel ones
>> Anonymous
>>164310
Yeah, gotta check your mailbox in case a redback has decided to spin a web... but usually it's alright.
>> Anonymous
>>164138
CLOCK SPIDER!

and the little ones are scary too...they can hide...INSIDE YOUR EARS AND NOSEEEEE!!!!
>> Anonymous
screencap this please
>> Anonymous
>Marked for deletion (old).
Goodbye, scary thread. Goodbye.