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Anonymous
this is my house
>> Anonymous
good luck getting internet
>> Anonymous
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my library
>> Anonymous
You having a party or something? What's with all the busloads of people visiting your house?
>> Anonymous
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expensive violin i own
>> Anonymous
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my grandpa
>> Anonymous
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i get around with this
>> Anonymous
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my backyard
>> Anonymous
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here's my other house
>> Anonymous
>>226663
been there. pretty sweet place.
>> Anonymous
OP must be crazy to think I believe this. Do you seriously expect me to believe all these claims that you own those properties? I am not that dumb.
>> Anonymous
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this is where i go to church, which i also own.
>> Anonymous
>>226668

Is this in the Library of Congress?
>> Anonymous
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satellite i use for television.
>> Anonymous
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here be my security guard.
>> Anonymous
Can I come over? You're really rich and cool, kind of like the Christian God.
>> Anonymous
>>226690
The fact that you tried to state that as though ANYONE thought you might believe it; YES - you are in fact that dumb.
>> Anonymous
Please sir, may I see more of your fine possessions, so that I might envy your greatness fully?
>> Anonymous
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This is my house...
>> Anonymous
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here i be juicing up my ride
>> Anonymous
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This is my house.
It is fail, and I don't think my neighbors like me much.
>> Anonymous
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this is what i ate last night
>> Anonymous
>>226713
What I ate last night looks like poop by now.
What's wrong with your digestive tract?
>> Anonymous
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here be my personal chef
>> Anonymous
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hey, wanna buy my space shuttle?
>> Anonymous
>>226721
Only wussies who don't know how to cook, need a chef.
>> Anonymous
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i own some picasso paintings
>> Anonymous
>>226731
But you will never own my heart.
>> Anonymous
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bitches, can you get a room in the waldorf?
>> sage
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Me and my every day vehicle
>> Anonymous
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this is how i landscape
>> Anonymous
>>226690

ITT Effortless trolling.
>> Anonymous
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this is what i am drinking right now
>> Anonymous
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this is my personal entertainer
>> Anonymous
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this is my 4chan
>> Anonymous
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this is where i do my thinking...
>> Anonymous
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this is my crazy uncle
>> Anonymous
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i listen to these sometimes
>> Anonymous
that is a fake beard
>> Anonymous
>>226697
Bullshit, thats how I get to work every morning.
>> Anonymous
>>226852
Ahem... this is part of my living room.
>> Anonymous
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>>226943
Forgot the pic..
>> Anonymous
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And this is the other part of my living room.
>> Anonymous
>>226944
Zubin Mehta is conducting. Okay, I think i'll pass.

Also, I have a funny suspicion that the orchestra pictured is the Israel Phil.... nevermind, it IS the Israel Phil.

They SUCK!!!
>> Anonymous
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This is one of my wives.
>> Anonymous
>>226668

No, it's one of the reading rooms at the British Library.
>> Anonymous
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this is another one of my houses
>> Anonymous
OP pic is Mont Saint Michel, in France
>> Anonymous
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this is what i use to make black holes
>> Anonymous
>>227094
Interesting, seeing as how that's not what it does.
>> Anonymous
>>227117
Its actually a concern. Partical accelerators could in theory create a blackhole that would inturn eat the world.
>> Anonymous
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this is where i shit bricks
>> Anonymous
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this is one of my marbles. its also what I protect in battling true evil
>> Anonymous
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>>226692

It's the Reading Room in the British Museum.
>> The Postman !iNyPzWFuzU
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>>226697
my security guard is better
>> Anonymous
>>227154Particle accelerators could in theory create a microscopic black hole that would in turn blink out of existence in a millionth of a second

fixed
>> Anonymous
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here is a statue i sculpted
>> Anonymous
u fail at sculpting, sry
>> Anonymous
>>227094
>>227154
>>227265
No, particle accelerators are not used to create black holes or even have anything to do with the possibility of creating a black hole. Read a fucking book.
>> Anonymous
>>227262
Hmmm? Where in the museum? The one I remember was much smaller.
>> Anonymous
>>227094
>This is what I use to detect the Higgs Boson
fixed.

>>227369
read some fucking sauce
http://lhc.web.cern.ch/lhc/

Or if you're lazy,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

,

and if you don't trust TOW,

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/broadband/tx/universe/vote/

,

the BBC is bound by British Law to tell the truth.
>> Anonymous
brits have bad teeth
>> Anonymous
>>227400
mayhap its been a while since you visited, its right there after you come in through the main entrance.

The glass ceiling was of course designed by Foster i think, everything that looks like that is.
>> Anonymous
>>227430
Oh, I meant the reading room, not the great hall. Sorry. The reading room I found was on the ground floor and much smaller than that one.
Very impressive place.
>> Speedycat !pitV0nGrEw
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this was my house
>> Anonymous
when /hr/ makes a win, you fucking appreciate it

then a Halo thread starts