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Anonymous
He is a fucking genius.
>> Anonymous
>>327141
He is fucking paralyzed.
>> Anonymous
>>327147
you are fucking right
>> Anonymous
Fuck this.
>> Anonymous
>>327168
no u
>> Anonymous
not another word faggots
>> Anonymous
hes the only one with an upside down name tag
>> Anonymous
I fap'd
>> Anonymous
>>327182
so if he forgot who he was, he just look down and remember "oh, thats who i am"
>> Anonymous
>>327182
Yup, sure don't look like no genius to me.
>> Anonymous
>>327234Do you think he can put on his own name tag, idjit?
>> Mighty Davius
Anyone up for a game of "Toss the Hawkings"?
>> Anonymous
>>327141

That must have felt great, to be so completely free of conventional physics for a little while.
What an amazing thing to do for the man.

Confined to a wheelchair he may be, but he's one of the giants mankind will stand upon the shoulders of in years to come.
>> Mighty Davius
I sure hope they can cure him. Who knows where we would be right now if he wasn't in his immobile state.
>> Anonymous
>>327283

probably 200 lbs of pure muscle, and whoever didn't agree to put hawking before any physics based words would get punched in the face.
>> Anonymous
I'm assuming he consented to this?
>> Anonymous
>>327283
He'd probably a perfectly normal physician, that'd would have passed totaly unnoticed by history. A significant part of his genious comes from him being almost totaly immobilised and therefor forced to think all day long.
He can't really just unplug his brain by the usual means like sports, games or masturbation...
>> Anonymous
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whoops
>> Anonymous
Win
>> Anonymous
He is like something out of a sci fi movie or book. Here is the world's resident genius, oh by the way he cannot talk and is in a wheelchair.
>> Anonymous
>>327288

Physician?
>> Anonymous
>>327419
yes, people in the field of physics are physicians
>> Anonymous
Guy on the right is apparantly showing off his bling to the guy in the left.
>> Anonymous
Nicola O'Rien is hot
>> Anonymous
>>327419
>>327420

Would that not be astrophysician, he doesnt figure out electronics he theorises universal laws
>> Anonymous
ITS CALLED A PHYSICIST

RAAAAAAAAGE
>> Anonymous
>>327420

Uhh, not really. They are physicists.
>> Anonymous
they should preserve his DNA in case we figure out how to clone humans in the future
>> Anonymous
>>327459

I believe we already know. Cloning a human wouldn't be much different from cloning a sheep.

The reason we don't is because most countries have made laws against human cloning.
>> Anonymous
>>327458
>>327457
>>327455
check his email tards!
>> AnonyMouse
>>327408

The irony of life, ain't it? Reminds me that Christopher Reeve, as manly, dashing, and handsome as he was... here was the man that played Superman himself, invulnerable, unstoppable, stronger than anything, with a heart to match...

Crippled in a fall off a horse, paralyzed from the neck down, and paraplegic in a split second.

That's gotta be right up there with the sinking of the Titanic - "an unsinkable ship" - and a few other things in our history. Geez...

He's not paralyzed, by the way, just has lost the ability to control the motor/muscle activity anymore. That's what happens with the malady he's afflicted with. Such a waste in some respects, but anytime I think my life sucks (entirely too much) I think about someone in his situation and the great things he still does. If you can't look upon him as a source of inspiration and a glimmer of what we stupid walking-upright-apes can become, well... go back to fapping at pictures then.
>> Anonymous
>>327467
Fuck Christopher Reeve and the horse he rode in on.
>> Anonymous
>>327468
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>327467

He has Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis right? That usually kills within 5 years, but a some people (Like Stephen Hawking) can live with it for much longer.

I have a good friend who is going on his sixth year with this disease and hes looking like he might be near the end.
>> Anonymous
Indeed, I thank whatever powers there are that such a brilliant man was able to survive against the odds and contribute so dramatically to science.

BTW: Steven Hawkings is a fucking Quake Master! ^_~
>> Anonymous
>>327141
Someone should stick one of these things on his head and see what he can do
http://www.emotiv.com/
>> Gordy !X.8nQEYB36
>>328132
He would paint a picture of dividing by zero.
>> Anonymous
>>327457
>>327458
Hivemind out the ass
check post times
>> sag
>>327753
try to get in his will
>> Anonymous
rule 34?
>> Anonymous
>>327420Yes, and people who follow it as a religion are called "Physicists," like "Scientologists." Only Physicists won't kill your cat if you say something bad about them...

Wait, only if you tried to observe it. Until then, your cat is in quantum superposition of coexisting alive and dead states.

Therefore, Scientologists are twice as evil as Physicists, because they will kill your cat certainly, while the Physicists will only kill it probably, or probabilistically.
>> Anonymous
Stupid we could, but with just the DNA he'd be some guy who would look exactly like Hawking. You need to reproduce the exact Child upbringing and etc. to reproduce a person with DNA. Now if we could get an exact copy of his brain chemistry...
>> Anonymous
>>327453

hell yes
>> Anonymous
Anyone else notice how Byron Lichtenberg is checking out Hawking's ass?
>> 4 - 26 -07 Anonymous
>>328435
Stem cell research will lend itself some day to proper genetic instructions selective
structure of DNA lends itself easily to DNA replication. Each side of the double helix runs in opposite (anti-parallel) directions. The beauty of this structure is that it can unzip down the middle and each side can serve as a pattern or template for the other side (called semi-conservative replication). thus "The Gene Pool will /B/closed" relieving us of mental retardation and comments like this
>> Anonymous
>>328433
Nice.
>> Anonymous
>>327288
>>He'd probably a perfectly normal physician, that'd would have passed totaly unnoticed by history.

1) you mean physicist
2) He hold the chair in physics at Oxford. Do you know who else held that chair? Newton.
3) Anyone who would hold a chair at a school like that is pretty far from "normal".

That being said, as much as I have respect for his itellect. I don't like the guy. And his books SUCK. "A Breif History of Time" is a piece of shit. If you want to see how bad a writer Hawking is, you need only read Einstein's "Relativity"
>> Anonymous
>>328561
He can't write dude, he's a quad.
>> Anonymous
>>328561

Cambridge, not Oxford.
>> Anonymous
>>327282
You're right. That must have been some of the best moments in his life. Is there really any reason to make fun of him?
>> Anonymous
>>328561
I bet Hawking spells better than you do.
>> Ludwig van Beefoven !ITee6CUOAs
>>329122
Probably was a great moment for him, there is no reason to make fun of him unless you are a fucking loser or a moron.
One of the greatest minds this world has ever seen.

I've posted links to the torrents of Stephen Hawking And The Theory Of Everything. First 2 episodes. Enjoy them!

>>329096
>> Anonymous
Question: Could he even feel the weightlessness?
>> Ludwig van Beefoven !ITee6CUOAs
>>329188
of course.
>> Anonymous
>>329218
Not of course, not having the nerve functionality to control his motor functions would likely mean that he doesnt have the nerve functionality to feel the weightlessness, hence why I asked.
>> Anonymous
>>329122

The only reason anyone would make fun of Hawking is if they were simply jealous of his genius and couldn't express that jealousy through admiration.

You know, idiots.

>>329152
Where are these episodes?
>> Anonymous
he's like mr. fantastic, but cant move instead of being stretchy.
>> Anonymous
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Not really /hr/, but it's not disallowed... Also it's relevant. And disturbing.
>> Anonymous
Look at his YELLA ASS TEETH FOOL!
>> Anonymous
>>329410
There's no such thing as ass teeth.
>> Anonymous
Stephen hawking isn't that great

his greatest addition to human knowledge might be the postulation of *ahem* hawking radiation.


when polled on who they felt the most influential living physicist is, most physicists don't even include hawking on the list.
>> Anonymous
>>329498
good thing the opinion of some but-hurt undergrad matters to the world, wait, no, no it doesn't. when you matter come back and we can talk.
>> Anonymous
>>329320
old threa died.
offset audio by 800 ms, use Media Player Classic.

http://www.bt-chat.com/download.php?type=torrent&id=34477
http://www.bt-chat.com/download.php?type=torrent&id=34478
>> Anonymous
There are likely plenty of people more intelligent than Stephen Hawking, all of which are most likely applying their minds to betterment of mankind. People know who Hawking is for 2 reasons: 1. He's paralyzed, and people love gay little stories of 'perseverance' and 2. His fabrication of theories that are more anti-creation than they are scientific, and a lot of cock-knockers are on board with that agenda.
>> Anonymous
>>329613

Yeah...you obviously don't know much about Hawking's work. Stop talking out of your ass, go read some of his books, try to comprehend the ideas, and come back. Until you do that, and can express an informed opinion, get the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
>>329613

Haha, he's only famous because he's paralyzed? You're a dumbfuck.

And there may well be people smarter than Hawking, but they don't happen to by physicists, so...
>> Anonymous
>>329628

He had already published his first famous piece on physics before the onset of his ASL or whatever it is.