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Anonymous
worst pizza i ever had. you americans eat shit
>> Anonymous
Where'd you go? You're just stupid if you can't find a good pizza in America.
>> Anonymous
Amerikkkan food is still better than British.
>> Anonymous
>>249016
Because every place in America sells that exact pizza you ate. Retarded troll is retarded. gb2/b/
>> Anonymous
idk i cant find good pizza in the south, im used to ny pizza but man it sucks down here
>> Anonymous
>>249016

If I had to guess, I'd say that's pizza from that same pizza place that just about every mall in the US has - Sbarro's
>> Anonymous
i had several pizzas in the USA, not just this one. you just eat shit
>> Anonymous
If you weren't in a New York Italian Pizza place then you're eating shit. go back to England, we beat you, shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
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im not english, im italian.
you just eat shit.
>> Anonymous
>>249028

lol - you're fucked America. If an Italian>>249035
says your pizza's shit, then I guess it's shit.
>> Anonymous
sage for shitty troll attempt
>> Anonymous
>>249035
so i herd u liek soup
>> Anonymous
>>249016

italian pizza sucks ass, no cheese on it
>> Anonymous
>>249049
You idiot?
Italian pizza has cheese: mozzarella is cheese, you know.
>> Anonymous
You want the best pizza? Go to New York City. Pizza parlor on every frickin' corner, and most of them are really good. Thats all there is to it.
>> OMAMORI TT K
>>249049

amerifag sucks ass, no brain in it
>> Anonymous
>>249069
fail troll keeps on a failin'
>> Anonymous
I have to agree, I am american and out pizza sucks at the places I got accept something like Dominoes or something xD
>> Anonymous
actually the best pizza is in Naples
>> Anonymous
>>249025

It isn't from Sbarro. The pepperoni is arranged wrong. They place it in a fashion similar to bowling pins: 4-3-2-1. Also, the plate is wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>249079
Fail. You're making us Amerifags look bad. Cram your Domino's up your ass.
>> Anonymous
>>249082
yeah, and still it's different than other italian's pizza
>> Anonymous
American pizza kicks ass. I've lived in 5 countries. Pizza Inn was my childhood.
>> Anonymous
pizza is an american invention, like the internet--darpa
>> Anonymous
obvious troll is obvious

don't feed the troll
>> Anonymous
>>249101
I don't know what you're trying to say there, but it's coming over as 'I was brought up on junk food so please take no notice of my opinion'
>> Anonymous
>>249016

come to new york and say that, motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
>>249131
I think he's trying to say that you like big cocks in your ass.
>> Anonymous
Pizza as we know it is an American food. Have you ever had Italian pizza? Completely different, except the bread part.
>> Anonymous
>>249181
No, I'm pretty sure he isn't , Junior.
>> Anonymous
>>249160
Ooh, scary New Yorker. Maybe I'll season my pizza with rat piss to make it taste like it's from the Big Apple.
>> Gordy
FACE!! yeah, you can find some incredibly shitty pizza in america, but if you know where to look you can find better than italian
>> Anonymous
>>249131
>>249190
>>249193
samefag
>> Sage Sage
Saged for opinions based on unfounded stereotypical generalizations.
>> Anonymous
well no shit, this looks like it's from chuck e cheese
>> Anonymous
looks fucking yummy I want to eat it
>> Anonymous
If you want real pizza, come to NJ or NY, this is where it's at.
>> Anonymous
>>249396
>If you want real pizza, come to NJ or NY, this is where it's at.
Fixd.
>> Anonymous
Italian "authentic" pizza is pretty terrible. The yanks actually made something edible out of your culinary disaster, italy.
>> Anonymous
forgot my sage
>> Anonymous
>>249423

You didnt fix anything numbnuts
>> ???? ????
Gay argument is gay.
>> Anonymous
australian pizza is where its at. stupid italian and americans dont put enough toppings on there cardboard bread piece of shit pizza.
>> Anonymous
>>249546
Bitch never been to Chicago, have you?
>> Anonymous
>>249551
are you sizing me up?
>> Anonymous
Retard wops think americanized brooklyn pizza is real italian. Goto italy and try a pizza, no fucking cheese you greasy fucks.
>> Anonymous
STARVIN MARVINS PIZZA! HOMER, ALASKA. Thick crust delicious pizza bitches.
>> Anonymous
Go to NYC or Chicago and visit an authentic resturaunt (read: not a chain) and I guarantee you will have an excellent pizza. Various cities near these areas have a few family-run pizzerias which are also worthy of excellency.
>> Anonymous
>>249546
Fuck yeah. It's not a pizza unless there's at least two inches of topping on that sumbitch.
>> Anonymous
ITT lolamerika
>> Anonymous
itt idiots who talk without having tasted italian pizza.
>> Anonymous
itt idiots who think that wop pizza is the ideal of pizza
>> Anonymous
>>249573
u r a REAL idiot.
What matter is not whether or not something is "authentic", what matters is if it is good. There's plenty of "ethnic" food in big cities that aren't like their origin.
>> Anonymous
nigga fuck you bitch you eat shit asshole
>> Anonymous
Go to Brooklyn, NY for the worlds best pizza fool
>> Anonymous
Chicago has the world's best pizza.
>> Anonymous
>>249546
>stupid italian and americans dont put enough toppings on there cardboard bread piece of shit pizza.

You can order as many toppings as you want from most places and there are a billion places who make pizza with big fluffy dough, you dumb cunt.

Jesus, this thread is filled with so much ignorance.
>> Anonymous
>>249716
I have, it's not that great. GERMANY had better pizza, I lived in both places 2 years.

This thread brings up a great point about ethnocentric arrogance about food. All "ethnic" food is essentially a group of people took advantage of their surroundings, and basically just cooked and mixed said edible surroundings into what today rational people consider simply food, but Europeans in particular, have a childish outlook that it's art.

What determines ethnic cuisine has more to do with the land itself and little to do with the people there.

Likewise, there's nothing truly magical about "authentic" food. It's not "authentic", but rather just simple.

Food in itself is nothing magical, it's simply suspended carbs, proteins and fats extracted for our nutrition. I could mash together edible plants from my backyard and call it "authentic", but that doesn't mean it wont taste like shit.

TL;DR Europeans in particular have a very childish view of what food is, most other cultures are mature enough to look through the magical thinking and see food for what it is, food.
>> Anonymous
Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin anything to roll the dice,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
>> Anonymous
I really hate it when people think pizza was made in italy or other countries OTHER THAN AMERICA.

We invented it. It tastes delicious. You apparently don't know what the fuck your talking about.

tl;dr New York pizza is not only the original, it's the best.
>> Anonymous
Chicago pizza sucks. Deep dish is a good idea but it's nothing compared to pan style.
>> Anonymous
I don't care what anyone says but Pizza Hut is the best tasting pizza I've ever had (and I live in nyc)
>> Anonymous
>>249920

The best pizza I had was in NY but more up north. Not in the city.
>> Anonymous
>>249924
I live in upstate in Rochester, NY and there are some damn good Pizza places around here. (also some shit ones too)
>> Anonymous
It's true. American food, especially anything like meat or dairy product derivatives, are terrible.
>> Anonymous
>>249929
Sup fail troll.
>> Anonymous
>>249935

Since when does telling the truth equal trolling?