she can have my milk and cookies, if you know what I mean
I'd leave a present under her tree, if you know what I mean.
I'd empty my sack in one night with her, if you know what I mean.
I'd slide down her chimney, if you know what I mean.
I'd insert my erect penis into her vaginal cavity, if you know what I mean.
>>107077Sorry sir, I'm afraid that I don't understand what it is you are implying.
>>107078My bad.I'd now her Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen.I'd on her Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.I'd top her porch and top her wall.Then I'd dash away, dash away, dash away all.
I'd hit her with a lump of firewood tie her up and facefuck her till her teeth fell out, pooper prolapsed and her vagina was shreded by my candycane.If you get my drift.
I'd stuff her stocking.
>>107097If you know what I mean.
I'd let her egg my nog
I'd like to christmas her pudding
>>107099I'd much rather egg in her nogif you catch my drift
I'd like to hide my package under her tree if you know what I meanI'd like to give her a white Christmas if you know what I meanI'd like to just plain knock her up.
I'd like her to take a steaming shit on my face and punch my balls until i eat every last smudge, then i'd like to fist her up to my elbow, open my hand and grab the wall of her colon and yank out her lower intestine and smear myself in her shit and blood as she dies in agony while, of course, sucking my dick and orgasming over and over.If you catch my drift.
If you catch my drift, you die by 150 fractures, concussion and blood loss.
I'd like to unleash my elves into her workshop, if you know what I mean.
I'd hit it till it goes red.
i'd slit the silicone bags open and use them to recaulk the bathroom, then find someone who wasn't made of plastic to screw.
I'd like to gouge out her eyeballsstick one up her pooper and one in her mouth, fuck each eye cavity and leave a big white stain on both. Then I'd make her swallow the eyeball, cut her tummy upen, fuck her ass so hard the other eyeball would go up to her stomach. I'd then remove them both and put them back in the eye sockets and she would be crying tears of my hot manmade juice. While this was happening a 15 inch vibrator with razorblades on the tip would be rammed up her pussy, tearing her insides apart and as she screamed in horror and pain i would be cutting her tittays away with an x-acto knife like one cuts fruitcake with a hot bazooka if you know what i mean...
I'd like to love her tenderly, if you know what I mean.
>>107094Fail started here.
>>107303You're trying too hard.
>>107303Rofl, I'd love to see some cut your finger with an exacto knife and watch you cry like a bitch.Internet tough guys FTL.
desu
I'd like her to catch my drift, if you know-- wait...
>>107091three wise women?ps, I'M TYPING THIS ON MY WII
>>107785ps: im typing this with my Wii-ner
>>107814...now that tells us something now doesn't it.. besides your wii being nimble...