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People you would vote for Anonymous
If they were running: Eastwood. (edit: Undead Newman because the pic I wanted to post was a dupe.)

By the way, you have less than five hours left to register to vote:

The easiest place to register is at
http://voteforchange.com

It's Obama's site, but you can register there even if you want to vote for McCain.
>> Anonymous
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What would a Giger presidency look like?

In b4 fetus-shaped bullets.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I'm voting for John McCain, because Obama is just too inexperienced right now.
>> Anonymous
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Jeus Christ
>> Anonymous
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>>433055
Good. Just vote. I will go for Obama so... we will not cancel each other out. That's a fallacious way to look at voting in an electoral system. But it's in everyone's interest that everyone gets a chance to vote. For each person that tries to register after midnight tonight (in most places) and gets denied, the system has failed and these people are disenfranchised.

I registered just today and it freaked me the fuck out that if I waited till tomorrow, I would have lost my chance to vote!

Write in "Kate Hudson's Rack."
>> Anonymous
True patriots vote with a gun.

-pretend i posted an HR image of Snake saluting-
>> Anonymous
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I VOTE FOR DEAD KANGAROO. His platform is pro-death. We can be like he is! In the immortal words of Blue Oyster Cult: "We can be like they are!" Yes we can! We can all be like Dead Kangaroo!
>> Anonymous
>>433066
I will vote for Dead Kangaroo also. It is a write-in decision.
>> Anonymous
>>433064You have to post the pic. "Pics or it didn't happen."
>> Anonymous
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I just realized hgow few pics of men I have. Here's a near-man. Haven't decided yet. Maybe him, maybe the 'gro.
>> Anonymous
>>433070

I don't have "the pic".

*salute*
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KING TUT 2008
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
Cthulhu
>> Anonymous
>>433081
Snake from MGS? I will look.

The other Snake is, of course, Snake Plissken. I think everyone would agree he'd make a fine president. He even saved the president in the first flick, and a presidential daughter in the second.
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You are enfranchised.
>> Bat Guano
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>>433085
Hey, Where Did All My Stuff Go?
By Pharaoh Tutankhamun
The Onion, September 10, 2008 | Issue 44•37
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/hey_where_did_all_my_stuff_go

Well this sucks. I leave the realm of the living to roam the underworld for a few thousand years, return to my burial place to enjoy all my worldly possessions, and all of a sudden, everything is gone. Everything. The alabaster chalice, the cobra amulet, that gold vulture thing I've had since I was a baby—all of it, gone.
>> Bat Guano
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I don't understand how this could have happened. It was all right here. Everything I ever owned. Right fucking here. I definitely remember there was a royal scepter leaning up against the outer sarcophagus, and there were a bunch of crowns and stuff, too. I know I had at least, like, 10 crowns. And—aw, fuck me, they took my pendant with the beetle and monkeys on it. I fucking loved that pendant. It's not even worth anything, but it was still like my favorite thing. Why in the world would someone do something like this?

This afterlife is going to suck.
>> Bat Guano
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And where did my statue of Anubis go? Do you know how hard it's going to be to find another three-foot-long wood carving of a recumbent jackal? It's going to be impossible, that's how hard it's going to be, because it was carved for me by my grandmother Queen Nefertiti, who last I checked died in 1330 B.C. I was going to use that statue. I was going to use all of this stuff.

Now what am I supposed to do? All my shit, the necklaces, that weird lion vase, the gold fucking daggers that I couldn't fucking wait to use, gone. I have nothing to wear. I have nothing to do. I guess I'll just lie here on the floor for the rest of eternity.
>> Bat Guano
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Oh, but I see my wooden chest is still here. Too bad everything that was inside of it is gone. But thank goodness I still have my precious wooden chest. What would I ever do without my painted wooden chest with nothing inside of it? I see my bronze trumpet and golden throne are missing, though. Shocking. That's okay, I'll just entertain myself for the rest of time with this empty wooden chest. Who needs jewels and treasures anyway? No, this is much better. Fucking shit bastards I hate this!
>> Bat Guano
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I guess I should describe some of the stuff that's missing, in case anyone has seen it. It's pretty hard to miss. Pretty much everything is covered in gold. There was this bracelet I remember, which had an eye painted on it. There were these five gold rings, which I guess looked like regular gold rings, basically. I'm also missing this cool-looking statue that was like a snake with wings, but its head was a human head. And a whole bunch of other shit, too. So basically anything gold with animals and stuff is probably mine. And again, that pendant I mentioned earlier. It had a beetle on it with two monkeys, and they were holding hands or something, and they had moons and suns over their heads, and the beetle if I remember correctly was blue. Fuck, I really want that pendant back.
>> Bat Guano
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If anyone reading this has seen any of the stuff described above, please return it to my tomb, located in the Valley of the Kings in Egypt, immediately. Please, I seriously need this stuff back. Thank you.

Pharaoh Tutankhamun is an Egyptian king who ruled from 1333–1324 B.C. He can be reached at tutank1341@gmail.com.
>> Anonymous
lol no one give a fuck
>> Anonymous
Quick protip: the deadline is different in different states.
>> Anonymous
>>433159
That's hilarious. All those Pharaoh's missing their shit in the afterlife.
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This badass.
>> Fresh Prince of Persia !!klmsTxt9nWG
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fukken loled Bat, where the hell you find this stuff
>> Bat Guano
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>>434131
I got it from The Onion, America's finest news source.
>> Anonymous
>>433048
What a gorgeous guy.
>> Eye !!KuZ8ZYu4pby
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I don't even need to explain.
>> The No Bull Shit party Anonymous
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