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>> Anonymous
this is not clever, nor is it clever.
don't post it anymore. [fail]
>> Anonymous
>>78881
humankind probably isn't generally stupid, but sure acts like one; thus, sometimes simple, basic truths like this one suddenly seem a revelation, which bears a humorous effect
>> Anonymous
Aging for profoundly true message.
>> Anonymous
>>78881
Also aging for...

>not clever, nor is it clever
>> Anonymous
True Message
>> Anonymous
>>78881

Haha, you're a genius though.
>> Anonymous
Give it a fucking rest already.

We've seen it. It wasn't funny the 232nd time. It ain't funny now.
>> Anonymous
>>78912

WTF DO YOU MEAN NOT FUNNY?!?! This is the internet, where every failure is an atheist!

also, saged.
>> LAWL Sage Chewy
It's pretty dam funny to me. Most world problems are because one religion doesn't like another. No more religion, no more problems.
>> Anonymous
Im aging this because religion really is just the same as having imaginary friends
>> Anonymous
Jesus kills.
>> Anonymous
Damn 4chan is so damn easy to troll. Just ignore this shit. Only the OP is gonna post 'legit' responses.
>> Anonymous
>>78933

Problems come from loneliness. Money, sex, religion, political, hatred, and popularity problems, among most other problems, are consequences of loneliness.

If you remove religions, without thinking about loneliness, more problems will arise, and they won't be less important (anyway, you do not want to remove religions, you want to remove problems associated with current religions, in the current world -problems which cannot be removed without rebuilding the whole world from zero (which, by the way, is not that hard as the current society want you to believe -just think of how much energy is wasted, every single second, because of all the problems of today society...)).


About the picture, I don't see what is the problem with imaginary friends... Can you prove or disprove anything about them? no. It's no more stupid than you believing you cannot fly without external means, or pass through a door, without opening it. If you cannot conceive it, you should learn about lucid dreaming.
>> -_-
The problem is, most of these imaginary friends
claim to be something absolute. Being absolute
means being The Truth, the righteous, and stuff.
A person who admits there're two sides to every story is less likely to impose his views on others by force, but when he believes the
views are backed by the absolute, the other party simply beomces indefinitely wrong,
thus oftentimes justifying use of extreme violence.
My point is, when these imaginary friends grow up and talk/behave in more modest, reasonable ways, I may like them better.
>> Anonymous
>>78940It's no more stupid than you believing you cannot fly without external means, or pass through a door, without opening it.
uhm, there is evidence for those things.
go back to your "lucid" dreams
>> Anonymous
"With or without religion you would have good people doing good things
and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things,
that takes religion." -- Dr. Steven Weinberg
>> Anonymous
>>78944
I tried to say, on the other hand religion inspires some good art, but I don't have any good hi-res stuff to post.
>> Anonymous
Yawn.
>> Anonymous
>>78942

Yeah, of course... however, AFAIC, and as far as I can remember, I had more experiences with "normal" people talking about absoluteness, than with any kind of existences people would call gods, imaginary or not... ^_^


>>78943

Which are? You don't remember ever doing it, don't think others did, people told you it was impossible and stupid to think it could be, and you cannot do it? A "science" book told you it was impossible?
>> Anonymous
>>78945
Religion may inspire good art, but so does insanity.
>> inspired art? Anonymous
>>78945
regarding religion inspiring art... well, maybe some but much "religious" art were simple contracted jobs (meaning work for money) for the artists... i.e. one of the most famous; sistine chapel ceiling was just a paying freelance job... I believe that Michelangelo wasn't even a "believer", in fact a lot of (but not all of course) the famous artists in the past were atheist or agnostic...

anyway, some of the interesting stuff U learn in art history class... I was an art major in college...
>> Terek !NiDguvjC7M
>>78868

Hah, I initially misread that as, "adultery with an imaginary friend".
>> psp
>78944
Haha, That's a good one.

>78945
Only partially true. For example, Taliban.
>> Voltaire Anonymous
"If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him."
"As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities."
>> Anonymous
>>78881
>> Anonymous
Lol @ religious people getting offended.

Welcome to 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>78881>this is not clever, nor is it clever.

Redundant much?
>> Anonymous
lol, arguements on /hr/

aged for humor
>> Anonymous
I am deeply religious and I get a lot from my beliefs, so I'm not about to let what some lil kid has posted affect me or my choices about life and neither should you.

I've had enough arguements over this and it all boils down to 2 words "prove it"!
I got respect for anyone that can believe in something greater than themselves.
>> Anonymous
aged for offensivenessish
>> Anonymous
Adults with imaginary friends are very dumb indeed.
>> Anonymous
I love this being posted because it blows up to 30 posts of lol and fail material everytime.
>> Anonymous
>>79006
nice trolling! "prove it!"

LOL! U shall all B struck down where you stand (or sit as the case may be) by the lightning bolts of the great and allpowerful Zeus, king of all the Gods!!! a-ha! take that!!!
>> Anonymous
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You have to be more subtle when making fun of the religious idiots because they still have a lot of power in our societies.
>> Anonymous
>>79055
yeah, it's unfortunate.

BTW, I've been touched by his noodly appendage
>> Anonymous
>>79061
>>79055

They really need a sound effect for eye-rolling.
>> Anonymous
If Elron Hubbard can have a religion. How can you believe in any of them?
>> Kill Phil
>>78995

Anon, Humor. Humor, Anon. Enjoy your stay.
>> Anonymous
>>79082
If michael moore can create a documentary, how can you believe any of them?
If enron plays fast and loose with its books, how can you believe any companys'?
If elton john is a shitty singer, how can you like any music?
If 4chan is trolled by the same friggen pic twice a week, how can you not lawl?
>> Anonymous
Scientologist at least are original. Mormon's just try to hitch their special underwear, white slavery, sex cult onto the Jesus wagon.
>> Jesus
Why you all up in mah business?
>> Anonymous
I'm not, Jesus, but you know those cool messages you were trying to get by. The love one another, and the share, and the non-judgement on each other, and the make this miserable existence better for each other and we bring down the kingdom of heaven to earth. Yeah didn't work. You weren't even cold when they started fucking up. But at least the protestants, the catholics, and other christians tried. Mormons just wanna wear special underwear while putting down their women. It's sick. Also some crazies in France have your inbred descendents. You need a hug, man. Let's go hit a bar, I'll buy some rounds and we can figure out how the mormons came up with "black people are black because of their sins" and why if you went to preach to the indians, there are no indian mormons. Or we can go find a hooker that looks like Mary Magdaline for you.
>> Jesus
Yeah man, I don't know where it went wrong. All I wanted was to help people get along and accept other's differences. You wouldn't BELIEVE how much I had to bug my dad to let me come down because he said it would never work and would just cause even more problems. Finally just to shut me up he let me have my way, and Boy Was He Right. There were two sets of people: idiots who took everything I said to the absolute extreme (one time I told a woman that she shouldn't sleep with every man she saw just because she wanted to be popular, and they took that to mean no one should have sex EVER, wtf) and the mean and greedy people who wanted to oppress and control every person and thing, and would kill anyone who stood in their way. It got so out of control I just said "To hell with it" and asked my buddy Judas (he was the only one who got me, great dude) to help me with my escape plan. I was hoping my "death" would be the end of it and everything would go back to normal, but bwuh? Thousands of years later this shit is still happening. I wish I listened to dad and never went to Earth.
>> Anonymous
>>79121
> Scientologist at least are original.

Not even. Most of Scientology / Dianetics was plagiarized. Only the truly fucked up obvious bullshit was original (Xemu).

Hell, they even ripped off the patent for the E-Meter.

Speaking of which, I was at the fair today, and the $cienos had a booth. They had an actual E-Meter there and were using it on potential victims (I didn't even realize they were $cienos until I saw the E-Meter). I've neve seen an E-Meter in real life; man it was FUCKING HUEG!

Not as big as XBOX, but not far off it. Imagine: reaching "clear" (or salvation, or enlightenment, or slack, or whatever) by using a GIANT FUCKING DESKTOP LOVE TESTER.

Fucknuts.
>> Religion = Joke Anonymous
I'm sure God approves of "his" disciples going around killing & torturing just so his religion is protected from Heathens.. =P
>> Anonymous
>>79143
WHAT!? A Rational, level-headed, compassionate Jesus as represented in the gospels? You're not the Jesus Planet Earth believes in! Good day impostor!
>> Anonymous
>>79144

What's some other "alien influenced" cults that haven't knocked themselves off?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>79143
Way to be a selfish cunt, man. At least you tried, though.
>> hy
Actually, I'd hope that GOD exists.
Like I'd love to see a deeply religous Christian
dies, and tho he's expected to meet Jusus/Yhwh, sadly he finds Allah instead in heaven. That would be so fun to watch. Of course, for
muslims you switch Allah to Yhwh.
>> Anonymous
>>79207
then who say's you'll be there to watch it.
>> Anonymous
>>79055
I eat your god for lunch.
>> Anonymous
First god to make my feet smell pretty gets my allegiance.
>> mitch7004
guess I'll post my arguements.

Religions are some of the worlds worst invention and at the same time the best, Religion is usually the cause of wars, yet religion also gives hope to those who need it, I myself am not religious, but I beleive there are forces at work whether these are that of a god I do not know but they are a cause for people to have faith, and know that in the end everything will happen as it should, whether the outcome is good or bad, we all have our time, and these forces are what keep that in check.

anyway I can ramble on so I'll stop there.
>> Anonymous
Fetish, not Faith
>> Anonymous
>>78903
HE MEANT IT WASN'T AN CLEAVER LOLOLLL

>>78912
Sure it's old, but it IS moderately true. Still a well diserved SEGA.

Here's hoping that (in the case any religion is true) "god" is an giant enemy crab.
>> Anonymous
Faith is for loosers.
>> Anonymous
religion is the incestuous overvaluing of a book. a single, fictitious BOOK.

what makes the bible so much more important than any other work of narrative brilliance, providing metaphorical insight via an embellished reality?
>> Anonymous
>>79309
>religion is the incestuous overvaluing of a book. a single, fictitious BOOK.
I can only think of Christianity and Islam as religions with one main book.
>> Anonymous
You lot that don't even have a faith don't even deserve to live. GTFO. All of you.
>> Anonymous
>>79556

I have faith in truthiness. Eat a dick, bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>79556
Faith isn't the only thing in the world.
>> Anonymous
In a few thousand years, your religions will all likly be dead. Grouped with Zeus and Ra.
>> Anonymous
>>79558
you sir, win 10 internets
>> Anonymous
everytime i visit /hr/ i always think to myself "HAHA, OH WOW."
>> Anonymous
>>79572

everytime I go to /hr and see this I think,

"Why is this thread still bumped?"
>> Anonymous
FUCK NIGGERS.
>> Anonymous
>>78944
anonymous said it
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>79573

Because people feel lonely, consciously or not, and saging a post would mean not as many people would read our message.


>>79268"[...] Religion is usually the cause of wars [...]"

Religion being the "cause" of war is most often a matter of a few people, using religion, to get what they want. Most often, the "reason" used is even contrary to the principles of the religion.

And then, if you take, as an example, the Bible, and believe what historians say, the content has been modified multiple times, to suit country and religion leaders... (like the creation of the Hell). About christianity, there shouldn't even be leaders, nor churches.

Of course, people accept these modifications as the religion, but it does not right to still call it religion... (by definition, it still is, but then it's not the same religion as it originally was...).


>>79268"[...] yet religion also gives hope to those who need it [...]"
>> Anonymous
>>79624
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>> Anonymous
lol

Communists who founded the Soviet Union abhorred all religions and found their guidance from Marx, a vehement atheist. They are also responsible for some of the worst atrocities in human history. Stalin's regime saw a greater bodycount than even the Holocaust.

So everyone who thinks that religion is the main cause of bad things in the world, gtfo.
>> Anonymous
>>79629
Not very bright, are you? Christians had the Crusades & the Inquisition - that alone puts your petty Holocaust to shame - so go find a dick and gargle.
>> Tripfag !ccqXAQxUxI
Silly people. You can't confront an atheist with logic. They listen to nobody but other atheists.
>> Anonymous
Silly people. You can't confront a believer with logic. They listen to nobody but other believers.
>> Anonymous
silly rabbit, religion is for kids! (and housewives and little girls... oh and for scared old people)
>> Tripfag !ccqXAQxUxI
>>79640
>>79642
same person.
>> Anonymous
>>79640
>>79642
and so is this - so what?!
>> Anonymous
>>79635

yeah, like logic and religion go together...
>> Anonymous
>>79668
yeah, ain't dat duh troof!

religion is an emotional thing... logic doesn't really enter into it.
an oh, BTW, just so Tripfag is clear on this... this post is from the same person as:>>79663,>>79640, and>>79642.

tanks!
>> Anonymous
Age for epic win
>> Anonymous
lol have fun in hell :D
>> Anonymous
>>79707
will do!
...problem is I don't believe in it in the first place.
>> Anonymous
science and religion are 2 sides of the same thing

one day science will be "o lol we found god btw hi"

then all the atheists go "LOL FINALLY PROOF NOW WE CAN BELIEVE OH WAIT WE CANT BECAUSE HE ALREADY APPEARED"

after which they vanish in a puff of true logic

;p
>> Anonymous
QED
>> Anonymous
Nothing is true, and everything is permitted.
>> Anonymous
>>79716
Eh, i'm pro satan.
>> Anonymous
>>79635
This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.