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New Jersey. FUCK YEAH!

People from Jersey piss me off because they treat this state like it's a fucking wasteland. People that live in Jersey are so eager to leave the state because, "It sucks." However, when confronted about the conditions, not one person will be able to give a valid reason.

Think about this.

If you live in New Jersey, you're within an hour of a beach. People come from Canada to wake up and smell the salt air. Bennys come to vacation here. Know what that means?

Any ounce of free time you have, you're on vacation! Try living in New Mexico and find something to do besides get stoned and jerk off.

Need some more inspiration to stick around? How about some natural beauty!
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Ok /HR/,
I just saw Man on Fire. Were the scars on his hand supposed to be healed bullet holes? If not, what then?

Pic related. Best high res pic google found.
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I drove through New Jersey once. Stunk like ass.
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OP, funny you should make such a comparison. I lived in New Mexico for more than a decade, and this is my 6th year in Jersey. Fuck New Jersey. This state sucks a big sloppy never-ending dick. It literally smells like an asshole. Taxes are high, people are fucktards [there are too many of them also], and the government is corrupt as hell. I'd take NM ANY DAY over this terrible excuse for a state. Also the beaches suck too; my first visit to "the shore" I found a fucking used hypodermic needle washed up onto the sand. Fucking great!
That's all I want to say about it, so enjoy some HR New Mexico instead.
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Shame that aids needle didn't kill ya!
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You make me really not want to ever go to New Jersey.
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It depends really where you are in Jersey.

Some places can be nice.

Like where I live. Too many Jews though, lol.
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Are you kidding OP....

New Jersey sucks. I went there and was in constant fear of being mugged or something. Heck, even the beach was full of glass and seagulls attacking anyone with food.

Plus I got kicked out of Trump Palace...what does that say?
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Guidos.
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aye! I live in jersey! FUCK YOU JERSEY! OH!
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All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next.

Love,

Jay and Silent Bob
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ITT: The OP doesn't realize that the Jersey shore represents only 5% of New Jersey. The other 95% consists of toxic waste dumps and a giant highway between Philadelphia and New York.

tl;dr: You live in Jersey? What exit?
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Neu Joisee. The fungus-infected crotch of the United States.
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>>410425
Your state is shit compared to California.

>If you live in New Jersey, you're within an hour of a beach
I live within 10 minutes of the beach.

>Need some more inspiration to stick around? How about some natural beauty!
Like what? The beach that's within an hour of your house?
California has deserts, mountains, forests, beaches, all in one state, all accessible in less than an hour.

Your state sucks.
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Fail.
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>Your state is shit compared to California.

Kalifornia? Home of Los Angeles, the city where they banned fast food? ROTFLMAO!! Enjoy your police state, moron. TooL said it best..."Learn to swim I'll see you down in Arizona Bay."
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>>412321

NJ has the pine barrens, mountains, Swamp wild life refuges (nicer than they sound), rolling hills, farmland, cities, nice little towns and..gee golly. Everything but deserts. Don't have such a hard on against NJ, it's a pretty decent state to live in if you like diversity. But, just as in CA, the cost of living is very high and it has its faults.

Those of you who have had a bad time at the Jersey shore, that's a shame. Most of my childhood summers were spent there, and I can't think of one bad memory. It's true that garbage has washed up in the past, but that's happened in a lot of places and a lot of work has gone into cleaning up the tributaries and coast line. More needs to be done, but who knows how much damage will ever really be reversed.

In my opinion, I am kind of tired in living in a place like NJ, as I prefer the wilderness and fewer people to busy (sub)urban life. The high property taxes and housing costs hurt, too. If I had to have one more reason as to why I am not too pleased with NJ? The state corruption is off the fucking hook nutty. We have too many shitholes here for the amount of taxes our government pumps us for. Also, we have some stuck up women here. Seriously.

P.S. - Folks who say New Joisee are usually from places other than New Jersey.
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its pronounced "nu jurzey" the stereotypical accent is more new york city/staten island

new jersey is the jack of all trades state
it can do lots of stuff but that dosent mean its good at it.
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Your state is shit compared to Oregon
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No matter where you are in Jersey, you're not more than an hour and a half from downtown Camden.

Think about it.
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The haunted Geiser Grand Hotel, Baker City Or
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Silver Falls State Park, Oregon
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I enjoy Jersey's two biggest tourist attractions, Philadelphia and New York