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Anonymous
IT'S GONNA FUKKEN KILL US DED
>> Anonymous
May 2008. we're all going to die from this beast of machinery.

Does anyone have the skyveiw of the several stations with the red circle around them? someone must know what I'm talking about.
>> Anonymous
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
its called a large hadron collider.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

...and its either gonna fuel the world forever, or create a tiny black hole, which according to a theory would close up on itself... a theory.. the scientists dont care what happens, and the whole things being quietly built in switzerland..
>> Anonymous
This LHC can really divide by zero.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>281702

In theory the black hole will be so tiny that it will exist only for mere moments (less than a second) and disspear. Aside from that the only dissastrous thing that could occur is that the whole thing blows up which would only cause an inmense trench seen in red in>>281745

Of course all of this in theory....
>> Anonymous
Sadly, it knocks America's Fermilab from the position of highest energy collider in the world.
>> Anonymous
>>281779
But it took how long to make?

No matter what advances come, America, and by that I mean the US, has always been at the forefront of applicable technology.
>> Anonymous
>>281783
Where was the blue semiconductor laser developed? What country is the leader in hybrid autos? Where is the most research being done on stem cells & cloning? I could go on...

You're living in the past, man.
>> Anonymous
I think LHC is a pretty cool guy. Eh obliterates human existence and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> Anonymous
>>281783
Doesn`t matter how long it took to make. Go and wave your amerikkkan flag somewhere else.
>> Anonymous
>>281828
>May 2008. we're all going to die from this beast of machinery.
Just like talks after invention of the steam locomotive.
>> Anonymous
>>281783
Russia here. We put first satellite and man/woman in space. America put first man on moon in secret base Nevada.
>> Anonymous
>>281841
I am from Russia and I think that you are a Canadian troll.
>> Anonymous
For some odd reason (/b/ overdose probably) I read it as large hardon collider, and imagine the scientist launching 2 penises in opposite directiongs through that tunnel.
>> Anonymous
omgwtfwhatisit?
>> Anonymous
>>281851
No,I`m from Russia. I think you are american liar.
>> Anonymous
one of those accelerators. Some are so large they run under several countries. France/Switzerland comes to mind.
>> Anonymous
>>281864
???? ?? ????????? ???????, ?? ?????? ?????????? ????? ??????? ???? ? ???? ???? ????? ?????????.
??????? ?? ???? ????? ? ???? ???, ? ??????? ?? ???????.
>> Anonymous
>>281872
Iam real Russian you american shit.
>> Anonymous
>>281873
Idi obsosi tayevo papu, kak ti delayesh den, ti shluha yebanaya
>> Anonymous
>>281872
>>281878
Anybody, translate this moonspeak, please.
>> Anonymous
>>281886
>281872) If you a real Russian, you should not doubt in other people's achievements, sitting at home in front of the monitor. Gagarin would surely have your ass, and Korolev would be added.
>281873) Go suck your father, as you doing every day, you fuckin bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>281878
>>281873

Impost0rs in mah /hr/, failing at snownigger language for shit.

Also, OMG WERE DED, IM STILL A VIRGIN, DO NOT WANT
>> Anonymous
>>281920
you funny.
>> Anonymous
LZ 129 Hindenburg?
>> Anonymous
I'm pretty sure the guys at CERN know what they're doing.
>> Anonymous
>>281945
Indeed. They know the risks.
>> Anonymous
>>281873

I'm real American, also the US dollar is still worth moar better than ur funny money.
>> Anonymous
bumping for more discussion on this LHC
>> Anonymous
>>281959

Im British, and our funny money still worth moar than your toy dollars...

>>282121

Your bump is acceptable. Frankly anything that has the capability to destroy the world if it misunderstood, or mishandled, should NOT be built by man. Essentially we are new to all this shit, mankind i mean, and the risks should be tested for years before anything like this should be built. or as OP said.. ITS GONNA KILL US DED.
>> Anonymous
I hope it blows a hole out of Europe
>> Anonymous
In theory any black hole created wouldn't have the energy to hold against its own gravity. We believe this to be true because we believe these small ones would be everywhere if they didn't destroy themselves.

Oh and they did some math to be sure.
>> Anonymous
>>281746
So several times larger than a nuke? A nuke has a blast radius of what 12 miles? And the depth of about 1/2 mile? (if memory severs me right)

can we get some figures on what if they blow'd just them selfs up? like radius, depth of the crater, the effects to the surrounding area.

or is it just easier to say and safer to say if they fail and explod'd we'd all be ded.
>> Anonymous
>>282144
I can so see this happen.
*flick LHC startup switch*
zzzzzoooOOOO-kerpsh-OOOmmm....
GODDÀMNIT
*scientist slaveboy walks x miles in the tunnel to fix the defective part*

Or they get everything ready, it all works when booted etc. Then at the end of the session they find out the one-in-a-million chance of creating an uber-rare particle actually happened, but some dipshit forgot to turn on the recorder or something :3
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
quite frankly good.
i haven't bothered saving for a pension anyway
>> Dennis Jensen
>>281665
wtf is that thing
>> Anonymous
Actually the LHC is pretty harmless. There is a shitload of cosmic rays hitting earth from supernovae and other high-energy stuff that's way more powerful than anything the LHC could produce.
>> Anonymous
>>282221
but that thing that keeps our air on earth like deflects those rays things. earth's protective shell can't save us when it's already inside our shell thingy.
>> Anonymous
>>282222
fail @ physics.
>> Gordy
>>282222

Wow, amazingly eloquent.

>>282231

Agree.
>> Anonymous
>>281783
Your pride would be justified, fellow American, had congress not torpedoed funding for OUR version of this accelerator, which would have been built already had they not canceled it.
>> Anonymous
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>>282222
At least containing danger within our protective shell will stop the blackhole from consuming entire universe. Read somewhere, if a stable mini blackhole is created, NASA should be able to send it to our Sun, via space shuttle. It`s all pretty scarey stuff.
>> Anonymous
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Blackhole injection manifold, this is the containment system.
>> Anonymous
>>282288
>>stop the blackhole from consuming entire universe.

No, if the earth were consumed by a black-hole, then the resulting black-hole would have the same mass and velocity as the earth currently does, and thus would continue in the exact same orbit as the earth does now.

>>if a stable mini blackhole is created, NASA should be able to send it to our Sun, via space shuttle.

You can't touch a black hole with anything to move it, so our ability to move it would be next to zero. Furthermore, throwing it into the sun would be the dumbest thing we could possibly do.

>>It`s all pretty scarey stuff.
Until you realize that cosmic rays hit the moon's surface (indeed, all bodies in the solar system) all the time with far more force than the collisions in the LHC, and so if something bad could happen from collisions at those energies then it would have already happened.
>> Anonymous
>>282296
>>if the earth were consumed by a black-hole, then the resulting black-hole would have the same mass and velocity as the earth currently does, and thus would continue in the exact same orbit as the earth does now.
Yes, but Earths protective shell will contain it.
>> Anonymous
>>282296
>>You can't touch a black hole with anything to move it, so our ability to move it would be next to zero.
Well look at>>282294this is the containment system dumbass.
>> Anonymous
This thread has made me hope it does assplode into a black hole to irradicate the incredible stupid media fed and movie educted morons that try to troll and anti troll(?) these threads.
>> Anonymous
>>282296
>>Until you realize that cosmic rays hit the moon's surface (indeed, all bodies in the solar system) all the time with far more force than the collisions in the LHC, and so if something bad could happen from collisions at those energies then it would have already happened.
Yes, but LHC focuses energy a trillion trillion trillion times in both directions. Your statement is not the same as LHC experiment.
>> Anonymous
>>282221
That`s what they want you to believe to stop protesters from stopping this experiment.
>> Anonymous
>>282300
the destructive force of any blackhole is not calculable(yeah I probably spelled that wrong, fuck off) even if we have the top nog's in the world on it, our current level of tech/intel isnt ready for this yet, but alas mankid is too arrogant to realize this, thus we will in the end destroy ourselves and set the path for religfags evofags etc etcfags to begin a new.
>> Anonymous
>>282302
HaHaHa, I`ve got an old lead lined nuclear bunker in my backyard. I`ll survive and roam the empty streets of New York in my 1974 Dodge Challenger.
>> Anonymous
>>282307
op of quoted post,
all data we have on blackholes is mostly from a telescope/pictures and estimates on power due to the matter around it being sucked in.
>> Anonymous
>>282308
kevin?
>> Anonymous
>>282307
Amen brother, let the experimentals begin.
>> Anonymous
>>282310
no
>> Anonymous
>>282311
I just consider this kind of stuff blackbox material, something we shouldnt touch til we have flying cars and shit like that, basically what people in the 20's-50's thought the years 2000+ would be like.
>> Anonymous
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Most powerful scientific machine ever built by man.
>> Anonymous
my load shoots faster than this piece of shit.
>> Anonymous
I hope europes army is guarding this, wouldn`t want koranimals trying to use this against USA.
>> Anonymous
>>282328
Nah, muslims aren`t smart enough to use this kind of technology.
>> Anonymous
ITT: candy-ass faggots.

When the collider goes boom and the demonic hordes come pouring through the gate way, I for one will welcome our new sub-atomic overlords.
>> Anonymous
>>282127
The damage caused by a black hole would be all-or-nothing. I can imagine 3 possibilities:
1. blinks out of existence, unable to sustain itself
2. stable, but gets contained in some kind of electro or magnetic field
3. gobbles up the entire planet
>> Anonymous
>>282341
Better USA bomb this shit before it destroys us. Fooling around with blackholes should be banned.
>> Anonymous
Idiots also thought that the chain reaction started by a nuclear bomb would runaway and destroy the earth, too.
>> Anonymous
>>282356
It can if you have big enough bomb.
>> Anonymous
>>282341
Actually, if it's stable and only has mass equivalent to a few atoms, it's event horizon would be smaller than most subatomic particles, meaning that it would have a hard time growing bigger because it would be unable to "eat" all but the smallest particles.
>> Anonymous
Didn't 4chan used to be educated? I know I'm a newfag, but the level of stupidity here is unbelievable.
Did any of you pass Year 7 science?
Have any of you ever read anything with actual pages?
I can't wait for May when this gets turned on, so when nothing happens, you retards will forget it exists and it can be used for research instead of fearmongering.

tl:dr
GO BACK AND FUCKING READ IT, REDNECK.
>> Anonymous
I don't know why anyones worried. You've got like, five months to buy a crobaw.
>> Anonymous
scientific discussion based on fear of science...

is this /b/? I'm super serial, the LHC is real! we have to stop him before he divides by zero!

stop fearing science, let the ones that know it best deal with it... I mean come on, you trust a priest to fuck your children, but science is gonna destroy the world?
>> Anonymous
>>282328
this is pure logic... they're gonna use a gigantic piece of machinery, BUILT INTO THE EARTH against the US... because everyone cares about the US

your country is a piece of shit, stop thinking anyone cares and move somewhere else
>> Anonymous
>>282373
Genius!
>> Anonymous
>>282377
>>stop fearing science, let the ones that know it best deal with it...
Yeh right faggot, science is destroying this planet. Science teaches bullshit evolution to take mankinds hope away. Scientists experiment/torture on unwilling innocent people (nazi germany) and animals. Science invents nuclear weapons for killing. Science invents machines which will destroy our planet. It`s educated pieces of shit like yourself that needs to be destroyed. I bet you sit there thinking how right you are, how intelligent you are. But when the time comes, me and others are going to hunt your kind down and show you the gates of hell.
>> Anonymous
>>282400
science created computers. science created the internet. science has permitted you to spread your message of idiocy and hate. i'll see you at the gates of hell.
>> Anonymous
>>282400
Religious fanatics [like yourself - although muslim] planned and executed 9/11.
>> Anonymous
What it breaks down to, Gentlemen, is that we do not have enough matter to collide together in the whole of our solar system to create any kind of black hole. We simply can't make a material dense enough, even colliding particles at or near the speed of light. The main goal of the LHC is to find a theorized "God Particle" that will help us explain and unify the relationships between electromagnetism, weak force, and strong force, which is still not explained even through our current "M" theory. And if they were to somehow create a "black hole" it would most likely be a small wormhole that leads to another dimension of existence, not a gigantic gravity well that sucks up everything. -Spider Expert
>> Anonymous
>>282410
Only thing they`ll find is "satans particle of destruction".
>> Anonymous
>>282400
Crusades etc.
Also fail troll is fail, 2/10. Might need more nazi/communism implications.

"If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them."
>> Anonymous
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THEY WILL TRANSMUTE US !!!!
>> Anonymous
>>282422
Satan will use what ever means to distort the true message of Christ. It`s clear that Crusaders and others were working for satans cause. True Christians didn`t participate in the crusades. Just because someone says they are christian doesn`t mean they are. Jesus explains this quite clearly to his disciples.
>> Anonymous
>>282431

That certainly makes things easy - Whenever somebody commits crimes in the name of your favorite ideology/religion, claim that those weren't true believers.

That certainly solved a lot of problems - The Nazis weren't real Germans or National Socialists, the 9/11 terrorists weren't true Muslims, etc.

Bullshit!
(in b4 yhbt)
>> Anonymous
>>282422
Science has killed/ruined more lives than all the religions combined.
>> Anonymous
>>282433
You judge a person by their actions. In a court of law, crusaders would be found not to be Christians because they did not follow the teachings of Christ. Satan will use what ever means to deceive mankind. It`s all clearly explained in the Holy Bible. This is a war between God, Satan and our souls.
>> Anonymous
>>282440
So I just include "doesn't kill/torture/mutilate people" into my Definition of "Scientist" and bang, suddenly all Scientists are good guys (Which of course they aren't, since Science intentionally excludes any moral judgment. Moral and ethics are matters of believe and it is trivial to construct a supporting coherent system of values for any given world view).
>> Anonymous
The smell of ignorance drew me to this thread. It's a goldmine!

>>281702
>black hole
>Aside from that the only dissastrous thing that could occur
>> Anonymous
Xen
>> Gordy
I think the only real outcome here would be a resonance cascade.
>> Anonymous
>>281665
No worries. Assuming supa-smart aliens would stop us from ruining shit... ehm yeah just that.
>> Anonymous
>>281856

I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>282222
Wow... How amazingly retarded do you have to be in order to NOT know about gravity? It staggers the mind.

Please be troll. :(
>> Anonymous
This disscussion would be impossible without CERN. HTTP was concived by a british guy working at CERN and the first web server is still online there.
Irony anyone?
>> Anonymous
>>282435

Shall we add up how many wars have been fought because of religion and how many have been fought because of science?

FAIL.


Science is a means to an end. Anyone can use it for good or bad.

Religion is exactly the same, but historically is often the CAUSE violence rather than the instrument used for it. Religion is the thing that makes people violent. Science doesn't do that.

Now go crawl back under your stone and come out when you've woken up to the real world.

In related news, did you know the bible was edited dramatically back in something-AD by a bunch of priests who randomly decided that jesus should be called the son of god?

It's more likely than you think.

Look it up.
>> Anonymous
also, /r/ quantity of cable ties used in construction of the LHC
>> HavocAngel
>>281945
>>CERN wins
>>CERtaiN win
>>tai won
Taiwan owns.
>> HavocAngel
>>282144

they are planted in a circle. each one of those exploding at the same time would cause thier own explosions, then the compound explosions of whatever was in the middle blowing up from each of the blasts from each station. THAT is why we're all dead.