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Cat Bible Anonymous
>> Anonymous
win
>> Anonymous
win
>> Anonymous
>>228303

won

FUCK, I LOST!!
>> Anonymous
i want to molest her on a crowded train badly
>> Anonymous
moar
>> Anonymous
>>228303smegg head ftw
>> Anonymous
this is a land of confusion
>> Anonymous
Win.

Seriously, this is brilliant. Now us layman can actually read the bible and not have to go to church every Sunday to have a professional read it to us.
>> Anonymous
I agree. Total win. It hurts my brain to read it, but I cant stop.
>> Anonymous
LOL, instant win. I need the full book. XD~
>> Anonymous
if any of u have a bible near you look up Deuteronomy 23:1

(on the topic of who can be excluded from heaven) "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the lord"

... LOLZ
>> Anonymous
>>228356

only good post here
>> Anonymous
>>228806
OMFG Deuteronomy is my fave too, we should be bff4life.

srsly, the part about stoning your neighbor is awesome.