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OMG OMG OMG
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How could a fat person ever jump that high?
>> Anonymous
When he pushed off from the ground it moved more than he did.
>> Anonymous
Obama can work miracles such as levitation.
Not so surprising. He is, after all, the antichrist.
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>>394342
so Bush is Jesus?
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>>394338
/obama
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>>394338
And the earthquake in Cali is now explained.
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I hate how politics currently works like television commercials.
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GTFO!
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Exxon Mobil 2Q profit sets US record
By JOHN PORRETTO, AP Business Writer
8 HOURS AGO

HOUSTON - Lifted by record crude prices, Exxon Mobil says its second-quarter earnings rose nearly 14 percent to $11.68 billion, the biggest quarterly profit ever by any U.S. corporation.

The world's largest publicly traded oil company said Thursday its net income for the April-June period came to $2.22 a share, up from $10.26 billion, or $1.83 a share, a year ago.

Revenue rose 40 percent to $138.1 billion from $98.4 billion in the year-earlier quarter.

Excluding an aftertax charge of $290 million related to an Exxon Valdez court settlement, earnings amounted to $11.97 billion,
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Barack is a Pastafarian
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Friends of the Earth Action, a national environmental group based in Washington, D.C., announced today that it is endorsing Senator Barack Obama to be the nation’s next president.

“We endorse Senator Obama because we believe he is the best candidate for the environment,” said Friends of the Earth Action President Brent Blackwelder. “The ‘gas tax holiday’ debate is a defining moment in the presidential race. The two other candidates responded with sham solutions that won’t ease pain at the pump, but Senator Obama refused to play that typical Washington game. Instead, Obama called for real solutions that would make transportation more affordable and curb global warming. He showed the courage and candor we expect from a president.”
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Barack is for 'change'. Well what will he change? More troops in Iraq? More power to the government? More 'Change. Yes we can.' ads?

Ron Paul is for the minimising of state and the ending of the Iraq war and the maximising of individual freedom.

Barack is a shill who plays the race card, just like Clinton plays the sex card and McCain plays the Father-Figure card. Ron Paul does not play any cards and is shunned by the media. For good reason, he would have more individual freedom and less state power. He would abolish the IRS and try to dig USA out of the economic hole that the Bush Administration has thrown them in.

I think that people should vote Ron Paul and ignore the Barack, Clinton and McCain propaganda.

But what does this anonymous know?
>> Anonymous
Obama will bring only AIDS. McCain even more.

I'm so fucking sick and tired of these Osama fanboys, shut the FUCK up, you messiah is just an asshole.
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Ron Paul is a whackjob returned to the dustbin of obscurity
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>>394441

How so? Please elaborate.

What connotes a 'whackjob'?

If you cannot give verifiable definitions of your words then please shut up as your tactic is then only ad hominem.
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RP is a gasbag filled with hot air.
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whackjob RP supporter
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Ron Paul lost cuz his supporters were too young to vote
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.... or snowmen
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>>394432

He sounds okay but the average American aka Christian "Gotta get revenge for 9/11!!11" asshole wouldn't vote for him.
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junior whackjobs
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Ron Paul is a whackjob, but in a good way. Its sad that the great things that he would do will never happen. Ever.

He need a warlord dictator to get things rolling again.
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>>394493
Revololting? Yet another reason not to vote for Ron Paul.
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need a warlord dictator to get things rolling again....


Barack teh Bold
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>>394513
>learn to quote newfag

lurk more
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>>394505

yes we shall!
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i see teh possibility
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Barack Obama: Same Shit, different asshole!

its that simple!
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>>394566
in with the new boss, same as the old boss.
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It wasn't high res but I saw a pic somewhere of Obama standing behind a blue 4CHAN sign. I regret not grabbing it. Anyone have it?

pic not related
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>>394444
Whackjob:
>Crazy person. Someone who is nuts or not all there. Comes from the term "whacking off" and literally means the product of a successful round of masturbation.

Gold standard. Removal of Federal Bank. Exiting of UN.

Whackjob.
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Obama is no party hack son, the revolution starts the day he takes office.
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>>394338
The look on the fat guy's face makes me think someone took this from a car that was headed right at him
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vacant eyes lead to vacant soul & brain
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Obama has to lose, sadly. If he wins, then he'll disappoint us (he has to, don't be ridiculous), and any pushes that are made in the future to curb voter apathy will be tempered by the eventual failure of the Obama Administration, which got us all so excited over an administration that was not, as we had hoped, other worldly.
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>>394622
nah, this is very different and within the possible, things will change radically. Wait till BIG OIL gets the bill......
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>>394627

"Change" doesn't mean "Everyone gets a magic kitten and the streets are paved with cinnamon buns." "Change" means "Better than the shitfest the past eight years have been."

Picture pretty well related.
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I'd settle for "Repair", open honesty, acceleration away from fossil fuels and a Japan Style healthcare system. They are ranked top in the world while the US is 32nd.

I'm "Hoping" for another "I have a dream leader who will return us to being honorable global equals.
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>>394640

Can you explain the Japanese health care system?
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>>394338
thought that was a woman until I zoomed in...
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so you're telling me America, a predominatly racist country, wants a NIGGER for President?!?!?! thats what I thought

MCCAIN BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
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/an/ is that way --->
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>>394343
The AntiChrist comes BEFORE the Second Coming, numbnuts. And he doesn't start WW3, he brings about a short era of world peace. He gains the world's trust by working all kinds of counterfeit miracles and making great promises he seems to fulfill.
Watch for an assassination attempt six months into either his first or second term in office. He'll "miraculously" survive and continue to reign for another three and a half years. The AntiChrist doesn't reveal who he truly is until Christ's return. When that happens, he shows his true colors and everyone who pledged loyalty to him is fucked.

Other things to look out for include The Beast, who serves the AntiChrist and leads a resurrected Roman Empire. This probably means Sarkozy will succeed in his attempts to become dictator of Europe.
The Whore of Babylon is the Catholic Church, corrupted and greedy. Christ was a Jew, and the man currently sitting on the throne of Saint Peter is a Nazi, hello?

Watch for the temple in Jerusalem to be rebuilt. If it does, and Obama makes and state visit, during which he sits in the temple, then run for the hills. Denounce any loyalty to him if you've done so, get rid of EVERYTHING you have with an RFID tag, and your credit cards, then find somewhere safe to sit out the coming shitstorm.
Don't hope to be raptured or something like that. Odds are if you're the kinda person who reads 4chan, you're not exactly rapture material. Find a nice place to sit it out, then when the Second Coming happens, WW3 starts, and you're gonna be drafted.
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>>394767
Ahahaha, no
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>>394767
Seems like the AntiChrist isn't that bad of a guy, making world peace and all, he only changes when Christ comes back. Seems like all we need to do is keep Jesus out of it, and things will be just fine.
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>>394767
What if there's an assassination attempt and it's not miraculous at all that he survives? Like some retard tries to come at him with a baseball bat, he gets a swing to the head, and the president immediately gets treatment and makes a full recovery or something.

The only thing that I think would be "miraculous" about recoveries at this point would be if someone made a clean shot to his head with a sniper rifle and somehow the bullet (not deflected, fully going through him) didn't kill him. Like in that Bond movie where the guy has a bullet in his head and he's losing his mind and going crazy.
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>>394767
You're mixing fact with opinion there, but you're essentially correct. Though, if I'm not mistaken, I thought it was seven years of peace, meaning that it would be three years into the second term?
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BUT THE WORLD ENDS IN 2012
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>>394682
Yes. Each year the guvmint sits down with pharmaceuticals, hospitals, doctors etc. and negotiates each and every charge or cost. The Japanese use 4 times the amount of high tech diagnostic equipment because it's affordable.

In Japan, Europe and Canada healthcare is available to all and not a profit windfall for the few.
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>>394687
this is the typical racist right winger
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Odds are if you're the kinda person who reads 4chan, you're not exactly rapture material

<sigh>
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>>this is a typical troll

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>>394767

Did someone say Rapture?

Don't be a slowpoke, Mr. B!
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Ask anyone who lives in a country with free healthcare which they'd rather have when they get sick, public or private, and they'll take private every time. European here, and thank God for health insurance, because public care is always shit.
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the whole GOP Southern Strategy is to fool the redneck bornagins into believing the Party of Greed is the Party of God.
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Strong and peaceful and wise, and brave,
Fighting the fight for the whole world to save,
We the people will ceaselessly strive,
To keep our great revolution alive,
Unfurl the banners unto the breeze,
Never before has such glory been seen!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

When did my country get so fail?
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>>394967

July 4, 1776
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not their finest day : (
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Komrad Hussein. You just hope he'll change something.
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I agree that is fucking retarded. The other day I saw someone driving an SUV with a giant OBAMA08 sticker. The messed up thing is that I live in Edmonton and the car also had Alberta plates. How can people be so dumb?
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most may wonder how you accomplish breathing......
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bj's from Brit & Paris I hope
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2/10
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>>394343

No, you're thinking of Reagan.
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jesus christ, this thread is still going? Let this die already... post some content or gtfo...
>> Anonymous
oh hai!