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>> sage
jesus fuck get a new keyboard. you clearly haven't cleaned that one in 10-15 years.
>> Anonymous
>>295821
We dont care, your still a loser ass 2 bit chump.

Rotten holidays, drive drunk and die...
>> Anonymous
>>295848
>>295861
x2

I hope you eat Portal cake ya fuckin bastard.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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OP loves copypasta.
>> Anonymous
Ahh, treasures. You need to put these in a little chest and bury them somewhere. Make sure to make a cryptic map indicating the location in a convoluted way.
>> Anonymous
thats a sick keyboard, all points lost for the silver
>> Anonymous
your keyboard is fucking filthy
>> Anonymous
>>295821
How did you get your gold?
>> Anonymous
>>295967
ebay
>> Anonymous
>>295933
just looking at his keyboard makes me want to puke.
>> Anonymous
you're disgusting, delete this, jesus christ have some shame and wash your keyboard you pig
>> Anonymous
Looks exactly like my keyboard, except I have Worcestershire sauce next to the arrow keys.
>> Anonymous
there must be at least 2 gallons of dried semen and sweat on that keyboard.

fucking disgusting.
>> Anonymous
>>295821
Thanks for making me feel better about my keyboard. it's not nearly that disgusting.
>> Anonymous
Silver is like, what, 16 bucks an ounce? Not impressed anon.
>> Anonymous
oooh not seen the OCD crowd out for a while

LOOK THERE IS SOME DUST INSIDE YOUR PC CASE! QUICK GO GET IT!
>> Anonymous
Now if only all that silver were rhodium instead.
>> Anonymous
"oooh not seen the OCD crowd out for a while

LOOK THERE IS SOME DUST INSIDE YOUR PC CASE! QUICK GO GET IT!"
thats not dust thats pure filth
its like he pulled his keyboard out of the sewer or something
>> Anonymous
wow! a 100 $ worth of silver and a rather minuscule amount of gold... y dont u sell some of it and buy a new keyboard before you get aids
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>>295821
>> Anonymous
>>296169
Silver's at 17.50 an ounce. That's around $850 there, not counting the gold, which is another $920 per ounce. Research before spouting off.

http://www.kitco.com/
>> Anonymous
>>296172
welcome to /b/
>> Anonymous
>>296199

Stop spewing your maths at me.
>> Anonymous
how come no one pointed out the ku klux klan silver coin yet? :|
>> anynomous
>>296213
this is /hr/ you fucktard.
>> Anonymous
OP here, that's 60 oz of silver, .35 oz of gold, and 1/4 oz platinum.

http://kitco.com/market/

FYI the keyboard is at least 10 years old.
>> Anonymous
And I got the KKK round in a lot of rounds off ebay. Being that I also have a collection of racist records, I kept it.
>> Speedycat !pitV0nGrEw
>>296362keyboard is at least 10 years old
And you haven't bought a new one yet because...?
>> Anonymous
>>296409

I'm cheap. End of story. I much prefer beer than a new keyboard..who cares what it looks like as long as it works?

;-)
>> Anonymous
I lol'd so fucking hard at this
>> Anonymous
>>296418

you make a good point. i use old hardware if it still works, no need buying new stuff.

also, i like shiny things, and if i had money id buy precious metals too. i like you.
>> Anonymous
>>296418
at least wash it for the love of god allah jezus vishnu
>> Anonymous
Now OP, imagine if all that money had been invested in Haliburton.
>> Anonymous
>>296441

if you allow adequate time for air drying most keyboards do fine after a run through a dishwasher.
>> Anonymous
what a nigger keyboard
>> Anonymous
That's nothing OP. I have a clay piggybank full of 1oz krugerrands
>> Anonymous
>>296639

Lucky you
>> Anonymous
>>295821


too bad you did not buy a million worth of gold back in 1999.

Back then, people would have tried to have you committed... strange days on planet earth cheech, strange days indeed.
>> Anonymous
>>296418
>>who cares what it looks like

Anyone that doesn't want a tetanus shot just because they touched your keyboard?

I don't care if you get a new keyboard or not, but for fuck's sake, clean the damn thing. That's seriously disgusting.

I mean, would you like to have your toilet covered in someone elses' shit and piss? Doesn't matter as long as it works, right?
>> mime genocide
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Us_dollar_coin
fake coins are worth shit
>> Anonymous
clean ur damn keyboard for once.. ewww
>> Anonymous
Do you know how much a new keyboard of the same quality would buy you OP? Around 2 fucking dollars, that's it! For the love of god get a new one!
>> Anonymous
>>296199
Wow one weeks pay.
>> Anonymous
SAGE this shit's been here for nearly 3 days, get you to the hell of nasty keyboards
>> Anonymous
You guys are missing the point of the OP.

In the good old days of the gold standard, every dollar in circulation had to be backed by an equal amount of gold. Now, the only thing backing the value of our dollar is "the full faith and credit of the US government.". Does THAT make you snicker? It fucking should.

The US Dollar is worth shit, and is worth even LESS shit every single day. This is because we don't use the gold standard. Every dollar added into circulation reduces the value of every other dollar already in circulation. Every time somebody takes out a loan, new money is created from nothing, and 10 times that amount of dollars are put into circulation (look up fractional reserve banking if you don't know what it is).

Precious metals, on the other hand, never lose their value.

Go back several thousand years, say to Greece. An ounce of gold would have bought you a fine toga, a nice belt, and a good pair of sandals. Present day, an ounce of gold will buy you a fine suit, a nice belt, and a good pair of dress shoes.

Now consider gasoline. By the gallon, gasoline is cheaper now than at any time in the history of gasoline. It's cheaper to harvest, produce, and transport. But the dollar is worth SO MUCH FUCKING LESS than it was back then, that looking at it strictly at face value, the numerical price of gasoline is higher than it's ever been.

Interest earned in typical investment in just about anything will be outstripped by inflation. Invest in government bonds, and by the time they mature and pay full interest, they are worth less than what you paid for them.

In short, we are fucked.
>> Anonymous
>>297397

You must have been that one kid that actually managed to stay awake in economics when it was being taught at 8:30 in the morning.
>> Anonymous
anon, please do inform

as to what "Bache" is ?

:>
>> Anonymous
>>297401

Actually, you won't learn any of that in an economics class, at least not in highschool. You might get lucky to have a good college economics teacher, but I doubt it.

Economics classes always gloss over the concept of inflation. They make it sound like it's inevitable, but they never connect the dots for you.

Here's the secret to inflation: it's an invisible tax.

You know how government pisses away money. If they tried to raise all that money through taxes, people would revolt. So they do tax the shit out of you (more than 40% of your income is taken from you through obvious AND hidden taxes together), but they also just print money when they want more. So the value of the dollar declines, and you still end up paying for their bullshit by having to pay more dollars for everything you buy.
>> Anonymous
>>297423
listen to this man!!!!!!

RON PAUL
>> Anonymous
>>297402
Bache was a company that produced bullion bars in the 70's and 80's.
>> Anonymous
>>297423
gold is just another thing not having a fixed price, some big dig in africa could devalue that aswell. The only good thing about it is, that the price it's not so volatile.
>> Anonymous
>>297397
GB2/pseudointellectual-trolls/