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Doppelganger
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In the beginning, God created average women. But there was another God who liked women slimmer, and created them. Another one wanted chubby women, and so those came into existence. And there was yet another God who liked women with eyepatches, and so those were born. One God liked the previous idea so much that he wanted women with two eyepatches, but he was knocked on the head when the others heard of it, and so there aren't many of those today. Then one God decided to create women with mass shifted from their heads to their chests, and so busty women were born. But an enemy God of his decided to outdo him, and so created delicious flat chests. And so on...
Eventually all the Gods realized they created way too many types and simply stopped, thus creating the great yet limited variety of women today.
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