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Anonymous
Fuck women. Literally.
>> Anonymous
i'd love to but i'm a greasy nerd
>> Anonymous
does it bleed?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I have the gold one.
Fucking great
>> Anonymous
Too tight for me
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>171999
Enjoy your new toy
>> Anonymous
LIFE-LIKE TEXTURE
>> Anonymous
So are they worth it??????
>> Anonymous
Is the gold more realistic, or is it just a bunch of ribs that feel machine-made?
>> Anonymous
Why is it that women can have all sorts of perverse sex toys and are actually applauded for it while if a guy were to have only the fleshlight he would be considered an outcast?
>> Anonymous
Ironically, the "discrete" shipping label is rendered almost moot (lolmoot) by the fleshlight website which describes the bland company name listed on the box.

A google search of that name returns the fleshlight site as the first hit. Nice 1!
>> Anonymous
I used to use a fleshlight for a long time, and then somehow or another managed to find a regular girlfreind.

The fleshlight is less hassle, but it doesn't compare to the feel of a real vagina. When you fuck a girl for a long time, her vagina starts to adapt to the shape of your cock and you can just feel every inch of her so perfectly.

Anyways I recommend the wonder wave and super tight ribbed. I miss it sometimes, honestly. It feels damned good. Not the best, but when you're done you just rinse it out and go to sleep. It doesn't have to think that you love it.

It's fun to hump for an hour or more and really let a woman know you're a good lover. But most of the time I just want to get my damn rocks off and go to sleep. I never get enough sleep anymore. We fuck every night, and she's so demanding about it. It's been over a year now.

Sometimes I miss being a greasy nerd. At least I had time to be creative and didn't have to live with drama.
>> Anonymous
>>172086
QFE
>> Anonymous
>>172087
I noticed this as well

>>172122
D=
>> Anonymous
>>172122
Have you tried the Speed Bump? I've been thinking about getting one.
>> Anonymous
>>172245

It's copypasta.

OP here, i've got one of everything pretty much, except for the original and ultratight (a blank canal is boring).

By far the most incredible sensations can be had by the STU (stamina training unit), but only when you're closer to climax. Otherwise, the Speedbump is a crazy-fuck ride...it's designed for ultra-stimulation. Your cock really gets a workout from all those bumps. The bigger you are, the better it gets.