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Anonymous
Did I ever tell you about the time Chuck Norris took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Chuck takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'
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