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Fuck Armageddon.. Anonymous
This is Hell.
>> Anonymous
accept jesus the lord god as your personal savior

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8877708936425212842
>> Anonymous
>>119778
NO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvc5ypRQ9e4
>> Anonymous
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the
edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why
shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He
said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He
said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He
said,"Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said,
"Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He
said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or
baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me
too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist
church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me
too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or
reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed
baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum",
and pushed him off.
>> Anonymous
needs more SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> Anonymous
>>119798

LOL
>> Anonymous
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>>119798

Didn't Emo Phillips use those lines in a quite a few different settings?

Also, Higher Resolution Crossbuster.
>> Anonymous
>>119798
lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>119775
No one can serve two masters, either one will honor the truth that Jesus offers or serve Satan & partake of the forbidden fruit...It is foretold that those who are fated to be saved will not take this lightly, for there is a difference in believing with one's lips & believing with one's heart - in the End Game, the Book of Life will decide all fates. Walk with Christ to behold the promise kingdom.
>> Anonymous
>>119900
while(true){
laugh.outloud.intears.init
}
>> Anonymous
>>119900
Satan > God
>> Anonymous
The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, withouT a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.
-Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love
>> Anonymous
>>120073
ahahahaha
>> Anonymous
>>120158
Lukewarm, it is the same as serving the Prince of this worl...At this stage of the game, one side will be chosen or the other - there is no in between...Which do you choose?
>> Anonymous
>>119775
es el logo de la banda.. bad religion..

tontos
>> Anonymous
Do you think that you'll be saved? By the gods and idols that you have made?
>> Anonymous
>>120212
Who are you talking to?
>> The one
>>120213
It's called imagniary friend.