Cap'n Crunch. Serious Business.
BUT IT CUTS THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
That's so you can be a real man by drinking orange juice right afterward. Do it. DO IT.
>>214129Pussy
>>214129WHY HAVE I NEVER HAD THAT HAPPEN
>>214145BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
>>214129Use a smaller spoon; less cereal in your mouth.Also, Captain Crunch sucks.
>>214151You sucks, faggot.
>>214154NO U
>>214151it's "cap'n" not captain, ho