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Anonymous
There already is a terrorist living in America. His name is George Bush.
NOW WAIT, I know what you're thinking. But listen to these two damning pieces of evidence.
While chatting with my girlfriend in MI over IMVU, she was relating all these new taxes an shit that's basically gonna turn Mishitigan into America's Sweden. That was when I uttered the words that spelled it out for her and myself...Who really leads Al Qaeda. "You know, even if Al Qaeda got their hands on a nuclear device, there's no way they could ever do as much damage to the regional economy as Granholm has done." BAM, the wheels started turning instantly.
One: Terrorist recruitment is UP! Why? Because Bush pushed for and got a war raging in the one secularist country in the Middle East, then martyred its leader 'mistakenly' on a holy day. "Had nothing to do with it" my ass.
TWO: No one else in history save that wall street prick that shafted everybody pre-depression, has done more damage to the American economy, and its image abroad and as a hospitable and charitable nation, and no one ever will. Somewhere along the way....Al Qaeda figured out getting members elected to American office will do more irreversable damage than any sort of bombing campaign ever will. And then I was like.... OOOOOOOOH MYMYMYMYMYMY GOOOOOOO-ODODODODODODOD no wonder we can't catch Bin Laden, we don't want to! GEORGE BUSH IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE TERRORISTS!!!!! Watch out Mr. Bush, we're on to you now, and Pizza the Hutt is gonna send out...FOR YOU!
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