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Penis Size Anonymous
This was posted in /b/ a few minutes ago, but got deleted too soon.
Take this test to see if you can please a woman properly, if any.
Also post your age for comparison.
>> Anonymous
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Mine is this one... I gotta say I thought it was going to be lower :)
20 yrs btw
>> Anonymous
I'd be a D.
>> Anonymous
The average male size is between E and D. The chart reflects what women say they prefer, but the actual male averages say that most of the women who answered have never had an A or B, so how do they know they prefer it?
>> Anonymous
Borderline B/A

20
>> Anonymous
>>105210
Show us some of that :3
>> Anonymous
i question the scientific credentials of this chart, the use of the word " freaky" doesnt seem to fit.
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
>>105196
This is off of a penis enlargement pill website.
>> Anonymous
Borderline B/A

45
>> Anonymous
>>105217
>>105220

small penis virgins
>> Anonymous
>>105227
fag cock lover.

Its a fake chart from a website which - *surprise* - sells penis enlargement products.
>> Anonymous
i fall in E :(
>> Anonymous
NO GUYS

It says it's authentic.
>> Anonymous
Som wi-men r focking slutes with gaping wide vagoo
6 an ah haf wont cut it
>> Anonymous
don't worry about your penis size.

just make them feel bad about their too small/big/floppy/ugly breasts and slut-stretched vagoos being too large.
>> Anonymous
finally i can be proud of faiure
>> Anonymous
B here, coming close to A.

25
>> Anonymous
I'm an A/B...don't know the girth
>> Anonymous
I'm at the "m" where it says ".com"
>> Anonymous
At 7.75x6.5, I'm an A, but I have to say that not all of the women that I've been with have considered it as such. Two of them were pretty loose and I couldn't feel much, so I imagine they thought I was too small. One of them was really tight and sex was really uncomfortable for us. Tight is good, but too tight hurts your cock. The rest seemed to love it.
For all you guys with a little less in the pants, don't worry. The other 7 girls I've been with all love looking at a big dick, but once you're in them you get diminshing returns on size. It's mostly a visual turn on, so once you've been in for a little while and they're all wet and streached it's more or less all the same. Unless you're really small, in which case you should practice eating out.
I'm 25, been with 10 women.
>> Anonymous
>>105287
The chuckle this gave me almost made this shitty thread seem worthwhile. Almost.
>> Anonymous
1.how the fuck do i measure circumfaeaance or whatever, i never even thought about doing that. I don't have any tailors measuring strip, is there some mathematic way, like multiplying the width of the cawk or something?
also, wtf is with this unmetric system. gah, i got to use the calc each time i post some measurement on 4chons
>> Anonymous
>>105307
Easy way is to take a piece of string put it around your cock, mark it, then measure the string. It's not super accurate, but it's good enough.
>> Anonymous
>>105208
That, and even if this is a chart representing a sampling of women's opinions - women always want the most what they know they can never have. That's just science.
>> NUKLEER !TXiEAKFyEY
A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY
>> Anonymous
C... right beside the B though. 18
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A in length (8 inches)
D in girth (7.25 inches)
>> Anonymous
My dick is ~6 3/4 - 7 in length, I don't know my girth

I don't understand how the hell any penis can be that thick though without being unnatural
>> Anonymous
What's 20 cm in inches you american bastards?
>> Anonymous
4" x 4"

D=
>> Anonymous
B

I'm 18
>> Anonymous
7 inch girth?
>> Anonymous
I am not saying that you have to accept your penis, there is a big chance you never will. Now, ...you have to see reality as it is. First, forget about ever giving ultimate penetration pleasure to your woman. That's reality. Another reality is that there are two parties involved here: there is your penis, and there is you. You are not the same thing. You will learn to separate between the two. Maybe you will never find confidence in your penis to satisfy a woman. But that's ok. You will find confidence in yourself, not to satisfy her, but to satisfy yourself. That's right. It's your pleasure that counts. Know and be aware that you are limited and just go out there and have fun for yourself. Whatever you do, think about your excitement and don't just concentrate on hers. If you think about her excitement you will fail, because you will start thinking about how much better you could do if only you were bigger. Don't think about how much you want to satisfy a woman. Reality is that you can't satisfy her with penetration the way she would like to. So why break your head over that. Think selfish. Just think that no matter how small your penis, it will always give you pleasure.
>> Anonymous
The key is not in accepting one's penis, but hoping that one's recipient accepts it.

Luckily my GF has a tiny vagoo, so my average wang works swell.
>> Anonymous
how do I properly measure the circumference of my dick?
>> Anonymous
17 - enjoyable
:D
>> Anonymous
very satisfying but not ideal.
WTF IS THIS SHIT.
my bf disagrees.
>> Anonymous
B - L: 8 Circ: 6

23
>> Anonymous
>>105532

>The authentic WOMEN'S penis size preference chart
>> Anonymous
yeah except do the math. circumference = 2PIr. if the average penis circumference is around 6 inches. 6/2PI = .95 inch radius meaning the diameter of the penis would be almost 2 inches. The top of a soda can has a 2 inch diameter
>> Anonymous
>>105554
this man speaks the truth
>> Anonymous
Uh-oh guys. I didn't know I was THAT bad. :(

>>105532
This was made by WOMEN. I'm pretty sure this was not designed with the gay audience in mind.
>> Anonymous
D - Length 6", Girth 5.5"
Age 17
in before b&
>> Anonymous
Ridiculous. Shorter women can only take shorter penises properly (ever smack a woman's uterus with something? NOT comfortable for them), there's a whole lot more to good satisfying sex than just penis size/girth, and I really wonder how any women ever enjoyed sex with anyone with other than a pornstar size penis, given this chart.

Now sage this shit and get back to the hardcore.
>> Anonymous
C/B depending on how 'forgiving' i want to be with the measurements.
>> Anonymous
>>105561
all depends how stretched out they are. They all start tight. If they get used to the big D then they cant go back to the little C.
>> Anonymous
Bottom left of the "enjoyable" corner... :(
>> Anonymous
>>105561
>>105570

Wow, two virgins in MY /hc/? Ok, first - depth of the vaginal canal has absolutely nothing to do with the height of the woman, any more than penis length/girth is related to the height of a man. The last girl I slept with around 5'4" and 95 lbs...I never hit her cervix, nor did she have any problem with anal sex. I've slept with girls much taller or that weigh a good bit more and had to be careful not to thrust too deeply because of hitting their cervix. As for "smacking her uterus" - if you manage that, no wonder it fucking hurt. L2anatomy even if you've never seen a real live naked woman.

Secondly, it's a muscle, fucktard. It doesn't stay stretched out just because you put something large in it. I fisted my last gf numerous times, and surprise surprise, every time we had sex afterwards, her vagina had returned to it's normal size.

Fuck, I don't even know why I bothered explaining this, so:

tl;dr You're virgin idiots.