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Anonymous
I have a question for the cumdumpsters out there:

Why do some of you like anal and others don't? What's the secret?

Pic Related: It's what I wish my girlfriend was like...
>> Anonymous
All women love anal, some just don't know it yet.
>> Anonymous
>>330923
I've heard that but I'm still skeptical. Why would they like it anyway?
>> Anonymous
>>330926
It's naughty, it's a unique sensation, and for some it can really feel good as is, physically.
>> Anonymous
most bitches get nervous when u stick it in there butts meaning super tight asshole being stretched =pain
>> Anonymous
>>330926
I seriously believe anyone who dislikes anal either never tried or did it wrong. If you just start with anal fucking without ever having done anal play yourself it is no wonder you won't like it. You have to work up to it to like it.
>> Anonymous
cumdumpster here.

i just don't like the idea of possibly having to clean my own shit off my bed.
>> Anonymous
>>331069
not a cumdumpster here but let me tell you something

I just fisted and assfucked myself with huge dildos and didn't have to clean any shit off my bed. Also I put on a big towel before in case anything should happen and so I don't get lube etc on my sheets.

Of course before you get deep into the action a bit of preparation is needed. I don't do any enema stuff, just pre-fuck me like 2 times with a mid sized dildo and poop out anything that gets shaken loose or that my intestines feel they have to get rid of.

So I can't see how you'd need to be affraid of shit since you could just really clean yourself out nicely with an enema and whatnot.
>> Anonymous
You fucking people...

Girls have to relax... I advise, alcohol and xanax (or w/e.. cold medicine) for the first time. (only one drink, as it can cause seizures to mix drugs and alcohol).

Also, it is not dirty... but you can take precautions to clean it beforehand. (squirt bottle+water, etc). So yea, I guess that's it... also when the guy makes me feel like a dirty whore, it helps get me relaxed/enjoying it.
>> Anonymous
SAUCE ON OP PIC@1!!
>> Anonymous
>>331152

Also, to add to this, LUBE SUCKS. Use natural pussy juice only. Feels better.
>> Anonymous
i think the key to getting her, to let you stick it in her pooper is making sure

1) you let her know that whatever happens, your not going to go "zomg you shat on my dick, your dead to me"

2) you let her prepare herself beforehand ( ie cleaning up )

3) be gentle - if you seriously hurt her - you might as well forget about ever going back there.....
>> Anonymous
>>331159
>you let her know that whatever happens, your not going to go "zomg you shat on my dick, your dead to me"

Found myself laughing suddenly.
>> Anonymous
fast is better than slow... slow is lame.
>> Anonymous
man here, with women its all about them relaxing and being comfortable with it. you would be surprised what a woman will do in the heat of the moment if youre confident and dont make her uncomfortable about it
>> Anonymous
I've only fucked one girl in the ass, but she liked it, and the secret was getting my cock in there slow.
>> Anonymous
>>331152
go away you fucking gluesniffer
>> Anonymous
tease the girl with cock around her ass for a good while before actual penetration, helps.
>> Anonymous
>>331170

I do not sniff glue... dick licker.
>> Anonymous
I tried to get my ex to do anal for a little while but later realized that A) she wasn't going to do it, and B) it's probably more fun to watch than it is to actually do.
>> Anonymous
Sauce on OP?

btw you can ask your girl to clean her ass out you know, not enema but those little squirt things
>> Anonymous
sup y'all

me and my gf, we did a trade. i did vaginal penetration during menstruation in return for anal.

feels good man
>> Anonymous
Because sometime it fucking HURTS and you just want that fucking cock OUT OF YOUR ASS.

Other time, holy shit. The sensation and the whole how dirty it is and all that jazz... I like it sometimes, other times I don't.
>> Anonymous
I'm a c.d. and i like it... i can't explain why. it's very different from vag so i understand why some girls dont like it. it can be painful or uncomfortable if you are careless about it.
>> Anonymous
Another femanon here. I got introduced to it slowly by an older boyfriend of mine. He was behind me doggy-style, and I was really damned excited. He just simply GENTLY teased me with his thumbs while his hand was on my ass. He didn't try to stick them in, just lightly rubbing around on the outside. I think it was a combination of being really turned on already, and with his gentle touching, that I said I wanted him to try that again. And eventually he slowly eased ONE thumb into me, just slowly pushing in to the first knuckle only, and when he felt I had relaxed, just as gently easing it back out. And it just slowly went from there.

And please ignore>>331154's advice - you WILL need regular lube, whether KY jelly, or another brand. Go to the drugstore, to the condom area and look around. NOT ANYTHING WITH ALCOHOL, becaue it burns like a sonofabitch (I know from experience - it stopped the event right there!)
>> Anonymous
and to continue:

If you're worried about shit, well, my boyfriend and I didn't go full on that first time, or even the next couple of times - he just got me turned on to the feeling of his fingers inside me first, and when *I* suggested we try more, he asked me if I felt the need to do a number 2 or not. He was always very tactful, and said that it would be safer for both of us if I made sure I was empty (and it is, yes, guys, you CAN get an infection from anal sex!) To make a long story short, we used a towel just in case, even though we never had a problem with spillage that way, and we ALWAYS had tissue handy. Why? Because a woman can sometimes get an unbelievable infection from cum that's come out of her ass and leaked into her vagina, and will DEFINITELY require doctor's intervention to get rid of it. But if you and your girl were willing, you could also turn enema-play into a nice training session for full-on anal intercourse.

I'm sure somebody else will say this, but if she experiences any kind of discomfort, STOP MOVING. The two of you will have to wait for her sphincter to relax enough for you to continue. But just always be aware of her feelings, and if you are, and are gentle, she'll like it, and wanna try it again! ;)
>> Anonymous
>>331079

PICS NAO
>> Anonymous
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I'm a girl and if you warm up a girls ass first, using lots of lube and slowly stretching it out for a loooong period of time, it will feel good to her and you! Always use lots of lube and finger her first.

OH and getting fucked in the ass feels great when your clit is being rubbed at the same time
>> Anonymous
maybe it's just me, but i see no reason to ever put my dick in anyones ass.

ever.
>> Anonymous
>>331322
anything not water based will also probably deteriorate the condom.

trust me, you dont want the bacteria thats in intestines gettin in yer li'l peenors guys
>> Anonymous
As a woman who has tried anal, I have to say I have some serious reasons to doubt that everyone claiming to be a woman in this thread is actually a woman.

itt: bad advice
>> Anonymous
If you lick her ass she's more likely to let you fuck her ass.
>> Anonymous
>>331343
I'm the wordy one from above. There've been only two boyfriends I was willing to try anal with. I don't want to try it with my current one at all. It's hard to explain, but I would say that a certain chemistry is necessary between the partners. My current one is also my fiance, but he's never expressed an interest, so I don't feel comfortable asking for it from him. I was lucky with the two guys, I guess. And trust, of course, is a big one. I definitely trusted the two.
>> Anonymous
if my boyfriend kept insisting that i let him fuck me in the ass i would tell him he's probably a homosexual.

what's wrong with you all
>> Anonymous
>>331338
Just seems like waaaaay too much trouble to me, with all the preparation and lube and whatnot.

I'm also too OCD to even imagine getting shit all over my dick.

Sauce on OP though, 'cause DAMN
>> Anonymous
my gf used to let me stick it in her pooper and she would even cum from anal sex.

then she saw a gif of someone having a rectal prolapse on a forum I visit, asked wtf it was and never again have I put it in her pooper.

protip: Do not let your pro-anal gf know what a rectal prolapse is.
>> Anonymous
Protip: Bend over and take one for the team, find out for yourself what it feels like. If you hold a sheet of cardboard over your balls there's no danger of them touching and your becoming gay.
>> Anonymous
>>330918
lol dude, there are no women on /hc/

ITT trolls
>> Anonymous
>>331397
If he was your boyfriend he'd already have to be a homosexual.
>> Anonymous
EPIC FUCKING FAIL.

Am I the only one that has figured it out? Quit being pussies. My bitch swallows, does anal, brings home women because she knows it's what I want. And in return I give her want she wants, a good stiff dick, security, and friendship. And to all you haters out there, she was a virgin when we met. You cold bitches are going to end up alone if you don't give it up more. All men need to stop giving it up to cold nasty attitude ridden bitches. Trust me, they'll warm up if people quit paying attention to them.
>> Anonymous
""I have a question for the cumdumpsters out there:

Why do some of you like anal and others don't? What's the secret?""

No secret, read up on it, and tell her it's something you want to try, if she says no never ever leave that hateful bitch and find someone who is nicer. However, don't be a dick, take it slow, lube up.. read up on how to make it feel good, stop when it hurts her, pull out.. try again. Simple story. Eat that pussy some too until shes creaming herself... that first time she loves it, you'll always get that ass whenever you want. So make it an adventure.
>> Anonymous
>>331808

Shit was SO cash
>> Anonymous
"Shit was SO cash"

What does that mean?

My point was if your giving your woman everything she wants, then why shouldn't she give you everything you want? What you don't think stepping up to some drunk guy and getting into a fight doesn't hurt? However I can not stress that if your woman says yes, slow the fuck down... read up on it... and be a pro before you try.
>> Anonymous
>>331825

Has never been in a relationship.
>> Anonymous
Will use my advice next try he is out looking to score.
>> Anonymous
>>331831

YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Another troll.

>>331808
>>331812
>>331825
Same guy? 2? Iono
The guy(s) is(are) right, be secure in who you are.

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