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Strange Question Anonymous
I'm on a few other forums where I can ask questions about girls, but this is a bit....uh....well this is just best left anonymous.

I have a gf, first gf ever, yes she took my virginity. Shes 23, im 18. Anyway, she will come over and we have sex, play games, eat and see a movie. Anyway, iv been catching on to a pattern. For some reason she always MUST go to the bathroom and take a long time doing No. 2 right after we have sex.

She's not a big girl, and she doesnt have IBS(I asked). I dont want to come right out and ask "Hey, why you do you take 20 mins to poop right after I fuck you?" cause that would just be weried.

Iv read sites and I cant come up with an answer. Is this common or something? This is my first real gf and I just dont know what to make of it. It's kind of gross cause she stinks up the place. Shes still hot though.
>> Anonymous
maybe she just takes 20 min dumps? i know i do most of the time
>> Anonymous
she is probably masturbating after sex
>> Anonymous
huh, never thought Id answer a sex question that wasn't really hot, but I dont think this is too strange.

You dont really find this out unless you live with a woman, but girls only shit every 2-3 days, unlike men who do it every day(usually). I cant say my wife has to use the toilet to..uh..."poop" every time we have sex, but she does get gassy after I finish with her.

Most likely all that movement inside her body just shakes things up and gets her poo moving. If you look at a cross section of a womans body, her colon is just a few mm away from her vagernal wall. If you pay attention you can sometimes feel if she has a load or not just from feeling the inside of her pussy, this is also why some women have to poo when they give birth.
>> Anonymous
well, when I have sex, or even jack off, I usually take a piss soon after. but taking a shit? I have no idea but here's a wild guess

some guys when they take a shit must always piss because they're using the same muscle. MAYBE when she's getting fucked she's using that same muscle involuntarily so it causes her to always take a shit right after. and if she takes a long time to take a shit it's obvious that she wants to appear decent so she makes sure she's very clean and presentable in case you two decide to fuck again.

that's just my guess.
>> Anonymous
OP here

just for the record, its sex in her vagina, not ass. Every now and then she will pass some gas when we have sex, but I heard thats normal in real life...just something you never really see in porn.

Anal sex I can understand making a girl poo, but regular sex just seems something wrong to me.
>> Anonymous
she's probably succeptible to bladder infections, which can be caused by sexual activity, and so is immediately cleaning herself to prevent this from happening

one of my exes had to do this or she would get a bladder infection every damn time. i don't know why yours takes 20 minutes, though
>> Anonymous
the previous poster was right. using the pc muscle, esp during sex, can stimulate bowel movements.
>> Anonymous
wtf dude, she farts when you fuck her? This is just getting stranger and stranger
>> Anonymous
>>305289


What he said was 100% right, you never see it in porn.

Real girls will sometimes fart when you fuck them. Most of my exes farted, and my wife will cut a few SBDs when I fuck her, it's normal. You just dont know that because your a virgin.

Take the hottest woman you can think of.....got it?.... ok, more than likely, she will let a few farts out every now and then when you fuck her.
>> Anonymous
>>305290

cba to read all the threat, but, if she farts the ass way, ewww. smack that bitch for that. but pussy "farting" is normal and usually happens when the bitch has a rather large vagina.
>> Anonymous
Dont have much to add her, but yeah, a lot of girls out there will let out some poo-gas, but having to take a shit is a littke strange.

I wouldnt worry about it though.
>> Anonymous
Y'know what would prevent bladder infections? If you washed your dick after YOU took a number 2. Especially if you're a well endowed fella like myself and your bellend touches the inside of the toilet when you sit on it.
>> Anonymous
I usualy just lurk for pics

Glad I read this thread tho. I was thinking something was seriously wrong with my gf because she will poot a little when we have sex. really freaked me out, but if its normal...whatever, shes still a hottie.
>> Anonymous
do you use condoms? if not, she may be emptying herself of yourself. i've seen that.
>> Anonymous
Engage in anal sex with her and all your problems will be gone.
>> Anonymous
>>305301

Yeah, always a condom. Im 18, if I got a girl preggers my life would be a living hell. I only dont use a condom when I get a blowjob.

>>305304

I'm sure ill try it one day. She seems to be more interested in my asshole than me doing stuff to hers :-/
I dunno if Ill use a condom or not, as hot as she is, i dont want to get her poop on me.
>> Anonymous
As gross as this is, you get use to it. My long term gf gets farts sometimes and about 3/5 times has to shit after, but you get use to it. It's normal to me now.

Point is, you get over it. Girls poop and fart as much as men to....acctualy, they fart more to tell the truth.
>> Anonymous
You fucked the shit out of her. GET IT? HAHAHAHAHA

No, seriously though, how do you know shes pooping? How do you know she isnt crying and masturbating because you suck at sex?
>> Anonymous
What the fuck is wrong with you cunts? Your girlfriends fucking fart when you have sex? Tell them to take a dump beforehand... actually that's just common sense.

Also, you might want to talk to her about a change of diet... if her shit stinks really bad and she has trouble getting it out it may be related to what she's eating.
>> Anonymous
>>305333

Like I said, smell dude...smell :-/
>> Anonymous
>>305333
>You fucked the shit out of her.

win
>> Anonymous
>>305333
lol, I never thought of it that way.

I should brag about this to my friend without telling them it's literally true ;P
>> Anonymous
>>305281
Just wanted to say that that's not the reason why women have to poo when they give birth. It's because the muscles you use to restrain yourself or push the shit out with, are the same women use to push the baby out with.
>> Anonymous
OP, srsly, who the fuck cares? Any gf that takes care of her "shit" before you fuck her is win.
>> Anonymous
fuck guys, I've never had sex and now I'm scared.

Thank you...
>> Anonymous
Femanon here. Yes, sex CAN stimulate bowel muscles. And yes, if she's susceptible to bladder infections, urinating right after the fact can help prevent cystitis from happening, or at least lessen the chances (see>>305287's post).

And all shit stinks, my friend. Maybe you're just used to YOUR output. But if her shit really stinks, either she's eating certain foods (cabbage, beans, radishes, Mexican, sometimes other spicy food), or she may just be having a bout of indigestion, which will also make it smell to holy hell and back. But seriously, OP, I know it's embarrasing to ask, but you'll do yourself a favor by just biting the bullet and asking her *nicely* why she does it. Just tell her you're a little concerned, worried if she's in pain or something, and is she alright, and is that why she's going for 20 minutes? I mean, is there afterplay? Do you spend time holding each other, or resting? If you do, THEN she goes, maybe no huge problem, but ask anyway. If she leaps right up out of bed, leaving you alone, then DEFINITELY ask her.

If you wanna play with her ass, though, I would suggest showering together first to make sure it's all nice and clean, then gently stroking her there while you're going down on her. Or, if you're doing it from behind, again, gently rub her there with your thumb. That's how my boyfriend introduced me to that particular delight! ;)
>> Anonymous
>>305386

females, on MY /hc/?

what the fuck?!
>> Anonymous
it's NOT normal

you guys are just picking girls that are unabashed farters.
>> Anonymous
Ive rarely farted during sex, and cant remember ever taking a dump afterwards.
Mind, anon could be right about diet. I try to stay away from fart foods. No eggs or beans or broccoli etc.
As for pooing. I poo several times a day.

Maybe im an abnormal woman, but these are my facts and theyve been working fos 20-some-odd years.
>> Anonymous
wait. how the hell does one take a dump in less than 20 minutes?
>> Anonymous
i'm so glad my current gf does not do this.
>> Anonymous
>>305398
We don't put magazines in the bathroom...
>> Anonymous
Oh my god lol at this thread.
>> Anonymous
lol this is the most interesting threads ive read. Fucked up. first of all lets be clear, girls frequency of no2 is just as varied as guys. the frequency is dependant on what we eat and our speed of metabolism. if you have a healthy bowel system you should be shitting on average once a day and it should come out with ease. You guys and girls who only take 1 shit every 3 days got something wrong with what youre eating. Eat more fibre and exercise more.

And with your gfs who shits and farts involuntarily in bed needs to see a doctor because that's incontinence.
>> Anonymous
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>>305272

OP, sorry to say that, but this sounds bad. You should check her purse when she's on the toilet. Sounds to me like you might have a serious ursine problem on your hands.
>> Anonymous
God, sex sounds more and more of a terrible idea by the day.
>> Anonymous
maybe she is not taking a dump... maybe she is finishing herself off?
>> Anonymous
Hahaha yeah, lets have the girl shit and wipe her ass before you fuck around with her - so you can have that faint shit smell wafting around as you eat her out. Shit if so much worse than a fart, so if you can't handle a little gas during a fuck session, you clearly are a fucking wuss.
>> Anonymous
Virgins should be banned from watching porn. Gives them no idea what sex really is.
>> Anonymous
>>305398

Shit. Wipe. Flush.

Takes 2 minutes max.

:\
>> Anonymous
>>305727
yeah, only time I take much longer than that is if I decide to jack off in the bathroom.

Used to be a habit since I had to share a room with my brothers. =/
>> Anonymous
PUMP AND DUMP PUMP AND DUMP PUMP AND DUMP PUMP AND DUMP PUMP AND DUMP PUMP AND DUMP
>> Anonymous
>>305726
yep.

OP: either stuff inside gets shaken up, or she doesn't like the feeling of cum dripping out of her into the inside of her pants a half-hour later.
>> Anonymous
Huh, wow, who'da thunk it?

*Turns head, coughs*
>> Anonymous
Never had a girl that farted. Your girl must have some bowel problems.
>> Anonymous
nice..
>> Anonymous
r u sure she's pooping and not just taking a long time being carefull to get all of your cum out of her? cus, that seems more likely.
>> >.<
she's finishing the job herself after your miserable performance
>> Anonymous
>>305826

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>> >.<
the bloke said he was using a condom
>> Anonymous
>>305938

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> Anonymous
I have a question for you anons, my co workers and I were talking about this the other day.

I sit down when I wipe my ass, my co workers stand up when they wipe their ass. Why is it weird to sit down when you wipe? It just seems efficient to me, you just wipe, drop it in the bowl, repeat. No need to stink up the place.
>> Anonymous
>>305272
2/10, too obvious
go somewhere else with your silly stories about your imaginary girlfriend.
>> Stand to wipe your ass? Anonymous
Who the hell stands to wipe their ass? It sounds very awkward.
>> Anonymous
ITT same person, and some others.
also
>>305281
you're not married saying
>...uh.. "poop"
and
>vagernal

enjoy your hand you pathetic 12 year old
>> Anonymous
i never trust people that stand to wipe. that's just fucking suspicious.
>> Anonymous
Standing to wipe can cause... problems. Once did things that way, spent waaaaay too much time wiping, so changed my methods.

Anon probably didn't want to know that...
>> Anonface !ccqXAQxUxI
It takes me 10-20 mins to shit, not sure why and I do wipe my ass standing up lol. I usually need to shit before I do some sort of event like work or going out to some place meh...
>> Anonymous
You have a hot gf who actually is willing to fuck you, why the hell do you care if she has to go shit afterwards. Shut up.
>> Anonymous
I am standing when i am wiping. What's wrong with that? I mean what's the difference?
>> sage
OK first off FUCK OFF THIS THREAD
no one is giving gooood advice yet.

your girlfriend is putting the shit in a condom and fucking it its her fettish.

DGJLSAJG
>> Anonymous
lol poop
>> Anonymous
This thread sounds like it would be more at home on /fit/
>> Anonymous
>>305289
I will refer you to /d/ sir
>> Anonymous
>>305287
thats my guess too
>> Anonymous
>>305278
this
>> Anonymous
None of my gfs farted during sex, never, ever.
>> Anonymous
what a stupid thing to say, i never had a girl that farted after the sex... vagina maybe, and we both go to toilet to take a piss... but farting, thats just messed up...
>> Anonymous
LEt me get this straight. People stand up to wipe???


Goddammit. I thought it was weird enough when I found out that some people don't look at it. How do you know when you're done?
>> Anonymous
ITT the person I was with never did it so obviously no one should, cuz everyone is all built the same right??
>> Anonymous
Girls fart sometimes. Those who say they haven't heard of it are virgins or at the very least "inexperienced" Also, as for the 23f to 18m thing, congratulations. That's the way to go when you're young. Less drama, better sex.
>> Anonymous
hey...you can throw up after sex...but dont say thats normal because everybody is diffrent
>> Anonymous
oh lawd

archive this shit
>> Anonymous
She's going to the bathroom and masturbating/crying because you can't get her off.