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Anonymous
dear /hc/

I recently acquired a girlfriend.

LONG STORY SHORT

She doesn't like the thought of me cumming in her mouth, how do I ease her into it?

inb4 do it anyways
>> Anonymous
Grab her by her ears, ram your dick down her throat so you bypass her mouth and cum directly into her oesophagus.
>> Anonymous
>>89173

I don't think you have a gf
enjoy your porn and sad lonely life
>> Anonymous
>>89184
THIS MAN THINKS OUTSIDE THE BOX
HE IS GOING PLACES
>> Anonymous
you dont, because prudent bitches are prudent. find another chick that will take it like a whore
>> Anonymous
slightly bigger women are always good for this, particularly ones with lower self-esteem. Don't go too low, though. No dogs.
>> Anonymous
>>89173
Tell her to do it as a proof of her love.
>> Anonymous
>>89173
Do what I did with mine:

The first time she did it, I suggested she try swallowing, but said that if she did not like it, that I would not press the issue again.

Afterwards, she always kept tissues on hand so she could just empty into them, although there were occasions where she would go ahead and swallow just to see how much I would smile (though I had a big smile every time she finished).

Give her oral in return. End of story.
>> Anonymous
>>89264
so true sir.

this man is so right its not even funny. this is the type of bitch who will later on scoff at the smallest indiscretion or kinky thing done on TV or IRL, when in reality shes just bitter due to the fact shes too insecure to even TRY to attempt the act itself!

your in for trouble if you stay with her.
>> Anonymous
I thought I had the same problem, turns out my girl is just a kinky bitch who likes to be forced into things. She bitches about how she won't go down on me, but loves when I pin her down and force it in her mouth. I then did what>>89184suggested, and it was great.
>> Anonymous
Tell her you will do the same thing she does when your eating her out. When she's about to cum you will finger her to finish. If that doesn't work and she's still cum-dodging while you tongue her to orgasm, supriz buttsecks her and dump her. She's selfish and cares nothing about making you happy. I'll tell you from experience if you use that line and it ends up with both of you handjobbing each other, it's not going to last so get rid of her before you get hurt.
>> Anonymous
say you wont come in her mouth. when it comes time to, pull out and blast her on her face. tell her its the only alternative.

also, post pics afterwards
>> Anonymous
My current gf is a legend! However I've had some exs that took a while to come around to the idea, and one that never did it.
Hopefully your gf isn't one of the latter!
>> Anonymous
>>89173

"She doesn't like the thought of me cumming in her mouth" ?

Sorry dude, then that's just your monkey ass. Ask how many gallons from other guys she's swallowed.
>> Anonymous
or just dont tell her ur cumming
>> Anonymous
blast one in her face
>> Anonymous
>>89274

That's exactly what mine did too. It just takes time for some girls
>> Anonymous
Stick it in her butt...that always works ;)
>> Anonymous
be demanding. be aggressive. and if she still wont, shes prude and boring.
>> noko
Are american girls really that prude?
>> Anonymous
>>90081
Most are.
>> Anonymous
Do a barrel roll !
>> Anonymous
she is lying to you or gay
>> Anonymous
boom plow surprise is what i call it.
>> Anonymous
love that pic
>> Anonymous
just eat some pineapple...she'll love it
>> Anonymous
in my case i was just all whats up with that and she changed
a lot of the time she makes me come on her tits though
>> Anonymous
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put a load in her eye....then she'll slurp down your choad
>> Anonymous
I have no idea why some girls are so difficult concerning this.

i've tasted my own cum, it tastes like butter, nothing too bad, but not a taste i want in my mouth for long.

It really isnt that hard to do, and if it's a favor for a lover you should be happy to do so.
>> Anonymous
>>90291
i've heard lots of stuff about that, but I think it's mostly the placebo effect in play.

If a girl hates cum in her mouth, I doubt eating pineapples will make her like it any more