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Anonymous
hey /hc/ what does sex feel like? me and my girlfriend are probably gonna end up fucking this weekend and im kinda curious as to what I should expect for a first timer.
>> Anonymous
guess theres only virgins on /hc/ today...
>> Anonymous
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It feels like sucking on a rock while having someone shoot nails up your ass.

Have a nice day, btw!!!
>> Anonymous
First time always sucks ass.
You'll last like, 10 minutes and then bust.
You'll feel bad for a while but then soon realize that you shouldn't give a fuck because she's a woman.
>> Anonymous
i dont believe you have a girlfriend, enjoy your hand etc etc etc

but seriously, though, i'd like to know as well.
>> Anonymous
OP here: When I stick it in is it possible to stick it in the wrong hole, likewhere she pees from? is this even something i should be worried about?
>> Anonymous
Buy a cantaloupe or a head of lettuce. Cut a small hole on the outside. Put it in the microwave for a few seconds. Insert your penis. Voila!
>> Anonymous
>>76963
oh god... now im scared
>> Anonymous
>>76963
Yeah, the hole she pees from has teeth and razor blades and shit in it, watch out!
>> Anonymous
>>76963
Eh, not really.
Like, you COULD
But it wouldn't really fit unless
A) You fucking jam that shit in with the power of Niggers in a Kool-Aid Factory
B) Have a small ass fucking dick
C) Think with portals.

If the chick knows it's your first time, a lot of the time they'll help guide it in, kinda.
It's fine, don't worry.
>> Anonymous
>>76963

Yes. Go for the pooper just to be safe.
>> Anonymous
>>76963
yes this is a possibility. I'd recommend asking an adult to supervise and consult you during the initial penetration.
>> Anonymous
>>76969
When you do, put it in as hard as possible with no lube. It stops her from getting hurt after the first thrust.
>> Anonymous
>>76961
>>76967
>> Anonymous
>>76972
yeah i see it
>> Anonymous
>>76961
10 minutes? You know the average is about 7 to 8 minutes right? First time should be what, 3?
>> JohnDoe
>>76961
Lies.

If you last ten minuted it'll be a miracle.
>> Anonymous
>>76977
>>76979
That's such bullshit.
Maybe it's just because I fapped WAY to much or something before my first time, but there was no way in hell it was only 3 minutes.
I'm talking from experience, not from fucking statistics and shit I find off wikipedia. So shit could be differant for OP, or whoever.
>> Anonymous
vir-gins ITT
>> Anonymous
>>76983
The first time I did it, I came like, the moment I jammed it in. How can this>>76961tool come in and claim OP will last "like, 10 mins.. lol"?

If you lasted more than 3 mins, hurray for you, but phat chance it'll be the same for OP.
>> Anonymous
Foreplay. Lots of foreplay. Go down on her. Use your fingers. Let her show you what she likes.

It'll make the experience seem longer even if you accidentally spooge on her face.
>> Anonymous
>>76985
Like I just said, I'm talking from experience, so things could be different for OP. I don't very normally search up "average not fucking cumming times for virgin caucasion males of or around 18-80 years of age"
>> Anonymous
>>76963
OH WOW

please be troll
>> Anonymous
>>76956
expect blood
>> Anonymous
Everyone's a minute man the first time. Anyone saying otherwise is a motherfucking liar.
>> Anonymous
>>76995
what would be the point of lying on an anon board?
>> Anonymous
>>76990
You experience is less likely to be OP's outcome than test results, since you're just one person. Either way, 10 minutes is utter bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>76997
trolling
>> Anonymous
I lasted 5 pumps my first time. Second was about 15. Then after that I was far less nervous and it's usually 7-15 minutes depending on what she wants. Don't stress it or you'll last 4 seconds.
>> Anonymous
Tell her, miss.. you turn me on so much, I'll probably blow my load in seconds since this is my first time. It'll likely take about 15 minutes before I'm erect and ready for another go, and in the mean while, allow me to lick you up and down the room to make up for my initial failure.
>> Anonymous
Nonsense. First time I didn't even cum.
>> Anonymous
This may have had something to do with the 5 pints and 2 joints I had first. And she wasn't exactly trying hard either.
>> Anonymous
first time i was 18, she was 17. absolutely pissed and really tired after a 13 hour shift at work, and so was she (we worked together). i explained it was my first, and it was hers as well. went down on her for about 5 minutes before i couldnt stand the smell anymore, fingered her for 10 more minutes, then tried to fuck her. she wouldnt open her legs very wide cos she was a twat, fucked for about half an hour an then i gave up, said i was tired, and went to sleep. woke up in the morning and cry wanked in the shower. OP, dont worry, everything gets better with time, just make sure you are both comfortable and HAVE FUN. now i bust tantric sex for up to 6 hours
>> Anonymous
use a condom for two reason:
1) reduces friction, therefore stimulation, and will help you last longer
2) it will mean you wont be making fag replicas of yourself.

protip: for practice, fap into a condom to simulate what ur gettin urself into. also, fap like crazy before she comes over, so ur not so horny & will last longer, resulting in win.
enjoy!
>> Anonymous
Shit, how did you guys come so fast the first time?

I was trying as hard as I could for like a half hour, before we got tired and it was too awkward and we gave up. >_>;
>> Beam !sK.NtkIuiA
>>77421
>>now i bust tantric sex for up to 6 hours

ITT Liers liers pants on fires.
>> Anonymous
it sucked for me...behind a bush on halloween, cold, bitch was a total skank, pussy smelled like hot garbage, and i couldnt even get my dick in her vag because of all the loose skin, i cryed alot that day...
>> Anonymous
Sex is like warm apple pie.
>> Anonymous
get a condom, get some rubber gloves, shit in your hand a whack off. it feels just like that, seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>77423
I'm not a particular fan of the whole fapping before you go for it. You could easily just not be able to cum again for an hour or two and dissapoint the girl.
>> Anonymous
>>77651
lol, whatever you must be doing it wrong.
>> Anonymous
ITT: A lot of crying after sex. Why does first time sex seem like such a shock?

Could it possibly be our culture that tries to sweep the sex subject under the rug?
>> Anonymous
>>77651
prolly a virgin like me, but still, I believe this makes sense as when I jack off for the first time I can last from 30 mins to an hour, but on successive attempts, I cum far earlier for some reason...
>> Anonymous
>>77653
Possibly. I've never been able to get the second cum off. Most of the time I'll get to the 1 1/2 hour mark and just give up. Gets extremely tiring and boring for the both of us after a certain point.
>> Anonymous
what should you expect?
-problems getting your dick in (no chance you will get in the wrong hole. let her help you!)
-poor stamina :( - so lick/finger her really good, so she wont be too disappointed
-best feeling for your dick ever
-if shes not that messy, be ready for that "oh damn, the cleenex is across the room, help me get there without dripping cum all over the place"
>> Anonymous
is the pic related?

and the first time is always the worst. also if your girlfriends a virgin, you might have some hymen issues. look it up.
>> Anonymous
fucking tired of girls crying after i fuck them.

God damn underage virgins.
>> Anonymous
my first time i lasted for ages, i was trying so hard to cum but i could barely keep it up. first time is always shit because your tense and its awkward. only like that the first time though. oh and if shes a virgin, shell probably bleed on your dick.
>> Anonymous
the more you practice, the better it gets.