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Anonymous
Whats the most effective way to let a chick know what I got without being a creep? Bragging doesnt come natural to me...
>> Anonymous
Stick it in her pooper.
If she doesn't bleed, you're too small.
>> Anonymous
beach+speedo
>> Anonymous
OP should post moar
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Here's some actual advice: Once I'm at least talking on the phone with a girl I like to drop hints that my ex and I had an awkward sex life. That sounds bad but it demands an explanation, and I'll say for example that she didn't like giving head because I was just a bit too big for her "I guess". Or I'll say she just hadn't had that much experience, and it was uncomfortable (more believable I think). Talk in terms like "I guess she was" and "I guess I might be.." so you don't sound like a creep. Also never cite the supposed awkwardness as a reason for actually dumping a girl (should be obvious).

Do that and girls will know what you have. You'll also appeal to a lot of girls' nature, which is to compete with one another. They will want to handle what your fictitious ex couldn't, and at the same time they won't be intimidated by the idea that you might dump them if they can't 'please you'.
>> Anonymous
raep.
then she'll really know.
>> Anonymous
>>314537
Here's a complete list of people who care about the size of your dick
- you

hth.
>> Anonymous
just be honest and come right and tell her you got an ugly weiner
>> Anonymous
>>314537

Scared your micro-penis will once again leave her unsatisfied?
>> Anonymous
>let a chick know what I got

A doctor's note from when you got tested. Of course, that's usually something you wanna keep secret.
>> Anonymous
The next time you see her make sure you wear sweatpants and pop a rod.
>> Anonymous
http://www.craigslist.org

Post pictures of your dick in the Casual Encounters section.

But honestly, most chicks care a lot more about how fit you are, what your face looks like, what your technique is like, what kind of car you drive, and how much money you have than how big your dick is.
>> 4SKIN IS 4FAGS Anonymous
NO TURTLENECKS

IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT

GET IT CUT YOU FAG
>> Anonymous
>Whats the most effective way to let a chick know what I got without being a creep?

Show her the receipt from the place you got your cola from.
>> Anonymous
Just say "I'm an uncut fag."
>> Bill Gates !AVPNjGates
I'd like to start of by saying your cock has made me hard just by eyeing the thickness of it.

Anyway, I usually let girls now by simply telling them when the time seems right. Then they'll put on an act "oh, it's not that big, whatever!", and they'll ask me to "prove it!" and I do, and sex ensues.
>> Anonymous
brandon, put it away.
>> Anonymous
just make sure she hears you listening to that Mickey Avalon song "My Dick"
>> Kain-Xavier
Step 1: Date girl
Step 2: Progress with relationship until sex
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Penet... er... profit!
>> Anonymous
moar?
>> Anonymous
he would

I may make it akward for him at breakfast tommoro
>> Anonymous
>>314537

Don't brag, fag.

Unless, she ask. If she ask tell her no matter what you gotta fuck me/or blow me. (Not as crass as that but get the point across.)
>> Anonymous
>>314844
hell yeah. im hard just looking.

post on craigslist's casual encounters and get some action shots of that shit too.
>> Anonymous
>>314537

Just go ahead and bring a copy of your last bank statement - that spreads legs like a fucking magic wand.
>> Anonymous
You could post pictures of your dick compared to a can of soda on 4chan. Oh wait, without being a creep......