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Anonymous
Nah dude, the shit is the best part! Because then, the shit gets in your dick and all over your balls, it's like the alternate version of girl cum! Except, it's not from a guy, so it's not gay and shit. I enjoyed it when my ex would shit all over my dick during anal because she wasn't used to it and I went a little too deep and too fast. But hey, it feels good once you get past the initial weirdness. And condoms are for sissies. Just take a piss, and besides the little dick turd that comes out at the beginning of your piss, you'll never notice a thing. Unless she's got the shits, and you're at it for a while. You'll be fine, and it's GREAT. I reccomend actually HAVING her eat before sex, AND during. Spicy foods are generally bad on her part, although they can increase the speed, it's not a good idea. Try regular beans, laxatives, etc. Also, towels are a proper good idea. And remember, ass to mouth is HER decision, not yours. And if you cum in her ass and she hasn't taken a shit yet, a big load will cleanse her RIGHT OUT MAN. Just experiment! Also, rimjobbing beforehand is ok, but the poop gets stuck to your teeth sometimes, and she might not make out with you during. So save it for last unless she's game. Enjoy!
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