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Anonymous
/hc/, i love sticking things in my ass, but I got this shampoo bottle that is only slightly bigger than this deoderant stick I can fit in my pooper. The problem is, is for some reason it just will not go in.

There must be someone here who can give some advice on stretching those last few milimeters. The biggest explosion of cum will be EVER had if you can give me any tips on how to get it in.
>> Anonymous
Stop sticking stuff up ur ass that doesn't have a handle. It might get lost in there and then you'll have a Jackass moment in the X-Ray booth.
>> blah
cones
>> Anonymous
just use ur whole hand i just can't get past my thumb/knuckles to get to my wrist..
>> Anonymous
Hand is fine as long as you are using to remove your head from the same orifice.
>> Anonymous
Lots of lube, and -a lot- of relaxation. You just need to learn to completely relax your body, and you'll be surprised just how big and deep you can go. I have no problem with objects 3-4 inches across (providing they have a little bit of a taper or round starting point) and can go around 7 inches in. It still requires the lube, but after a while you can learn to just completely relax all of the muscles and any of the fears, and it makes the whole process go smoothly. The only other thing I can suggest is that you start with something you know you can take, and then once you get relaxed with taking it, you switch to the larger object all in the same session.
>> Anonymous
>>115121
What kind of things do you practice with? Like, household stuff?
>> Anonymous
I hope u are a girl...
>> Anonymous
no dude, sticking things up your ass is IN right now... it's totally true about the cum explosion - it is like litres more!
>> Anonymous
>>115187
huh? is that considered "gay" ?
>> Anonymous
no, not really - It's only gay if men do it to you or you to them - then it's pretty gay
>> Anonymous
No, if you're male, and have this kind of fixation on your ass... you're gay.
>> Anonymous
Anal play is quite enjoyable.
>> Anonymous
>>115178
I've used everything from slim bottles for hairspray and the like, to good 'ol cucumbers. The biggest "household" thing would probably have been an apple, which was pretty intense (and in turn, incredible feeling).

Whatever you use, just make sure it's sanitized first, or use a condom on it. Try to use a condom either way though, as it just makes everything easier, from insertion to clean-up.
>> Anonymous
>>115236
Damn, I've never been brave enough to try an apple.
Always wanted to but to afraid I wouldnt be able to get it out.
>> Anonymous
>>115240
I was pretty hesitant at first. I just spent a while first with things that I knew I could take, then made sure everything was lubed up (every millimeter of that apple especially), made sure to remove the stem, lol, and slowly started working it in. Just had to go really slow, allowing little by little and making the muscles as relaxed as I could, and eventually it passed the widest section of the apple and was in. There was maybe a centimeter of it showing on the outside still, as once it popped in the sensation of it all was just incredibly intense and it was like wave after wave of...I can't even describe the feeling. But yeah, thanks to all of the lube and the body's natural reaction of trying to get it out, removal was no problem at all.
>> Anonymous
>>115236
An apple? Good lord that's insane!
>> Anonymous
>>115256
lol, I thought so too prior to trying it, and honestly, I still think so even after the fact. That was the very limit of what I could possibly handle, and I barely handled it. Once it was in it felt like my whole body was schizing out, sending out all kinds of extremely intense sensations I had no idea were possible. It was only in there for a minute or so, but what a minute.
>> Anonymous
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I guess I tried it out of pure boredom.

And to be honest it felt pretty damn good.
>> Anonymous
Any good suggestions for objects that work really well?
>> Anonymous
>>115278

A brick.
>> Anonymous
>>115278
Honestly, just go to the grocery store and pick up a cucumber. As cliche and dumb as it sounds, they work very well. Other than that, any object that is cylindrical, and if it's on the thicker end of things, just be sure it has a rounded or tapered tip. Avoid things with harsh seams or lids.

Or you could just go buy a dildo.
>> Anonymous
If you want to get an apple in and still be safe just use a condom to go with it. I can get objects in now about 3,5 Inch in diameter, which is uaually bottles. They are big enough so no risk of it getting lost. I was going to buy a gigantic buttplug but I have nowhere to safely hide it so thats going to have to wait untill I get my own place.
>> Anonymous
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Just stick it in
>> Anonymous
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See?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>115303
I don't think a condom is necessary with something as large as an apple. I know it sure as hell wasn't going anywhere once it was inside, though I suppose other people might have bigger pipes, lol... One thing I will say for sure though is that anything like a ping-pong ball-sized object, a large marble, or anything of that sort, definitely use a condom as they can get pretty far inside. The worst part of that is if you start to panic, your muscles will just suck them up further inside. It took me a good 20 minutes to get that problem solved, and a -lot- of calming down.
>> Anonymous
>>115309

Neccesary it might not be, but just the idea of having a way to stop it from going in further will help with the panic problem you described. Besides, condoms are pretty cheap, and it wont take away anything from the sensation (It's streching, nothing more) so why not?
>> Anonymous
>>115311

Also personally I've never used anything I couldnt hold on to, apart from a regular sized buttplug, but thats made so it cant slip in.
>> MOAR Anonymous
post more pics of what you put in
>> Anonymous
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just buy yourself a anal plug kit and practice
>> Anonymous
moar moar MOAR
>> Anonymous
>>115121
>>The only other thing I can suggest is that you start with something you know you can take, and then once you get relaxed with taking it, you switch to the larger object all in the same session.

I agree. This works wonders.
>> Stranger
ITT: /hc/ proves that, for whatever reason, it's the nicest and most helpful board on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
This thread is pure win.
>> Anonymous
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Also realize that your ass has an upper limit of the size of object that it can take because of the size of the ischial tuberosities. Also known as the 'sit bones.'

You can go to a bicycle shop and have your sit bones measured to get an idea of the maximum size object that you can fit in your ass.
>> Anonymous
>>115304
i came
>> Anonymous
>>115556
There are some unorthadox happenings at the bike shop.
>> Anonymous
>>115556
Strange things are afoot at the bike shop
>> Anonymous
>>115584
Some bike shops will measure your sit bones to sell you a saddle that is more tailored to your body.

Obviously you don't walk into a bike shop and ask them to measure your sit bones so that you can figure out what you can fit in your ass.

...or maybe you do...
>> Anonymous
>>115308
>>115308
>>115308

You sir FAIL...its F.O.D

no A for the and
>> Anonymous
this is relevant to my interests
>> Anonymous
What type of lubricant does one need to use? I heard Vaseline isn't safe.
>> Anonymous
>>115783
Water or Silicon based lubes are both supposed to be fine for anal play, unless you're using a silicone dildo (the bum ain't the best place for chemical reactions of that sort). Some conditioners work very well but that's probably not too healthy...
>> Anonymous
LUBE


my GF pegs me all the time with a strap-on and if there isnt enough lube, it sometimes won't go past a certain point and it hurts.


just lube that shampoo bottle up real good and apply steady pressure and it'll go in
>> Anonymous
>>115783

KY jelly
>> Anonymous
>>115783
why wouldn't vaseline be safe? i'm asking on behalf of a friend of mine who sticks things in his ass
>> Anonymous
>>115887
Vaseline can have a corrosive effect on latex, I've heard, but chemically I don't think there's anything else wrong with it.
>> Anonymous
Do it with a highlighter. Sticking a highlighter all the way up your ass and then pushing it out with your ass muscles is awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>115887

vasoline is only bad if you are worried about std's and using a condom since it will eat the latex