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Anonymous
>>134661 exactly!
>Either you get to fuck only the ugliest, hairiest, >stinkiest, most repulsive woman (who is your >girlfriend) and you can never sleep or fuck around with >anyone else for the rest of your life or you get the >ideal perfect girl for you (who let's you do anything >you want sexually) BUT she has an insane anal >fetish. She has to FUCK THE SHIT out of your ass >with an extra large dildo every time you either fuck or >fuck around.
Its great the world isn't this black and white. Paper bag, a glade plugin, wax the bitch, and you're golden. And if that fails? Dude, no sex is worth getting your ass pounded for. Fuck that shit.
And I don't know why everyone is passing over the ugly chick? Half you fuckers have jacked off to something in /b/ that was truly fucked up and the other half have gotten aroused by the thing that the first half jacked off to.
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