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/b/, I need help.
So I was having a completely normal bowel movement, I sat down, pissed a little, shit, pissed a little more, but after I wiped, I looked at the toilet paper that just touched my ass. It was completely bloody. I mean it was fucking soaked with fucking blood. I still heard trickling noises, but I wasn't pissing. I was fucking shitting blood. So I sat there trying to think of what the fuck to do, on a toilet, shitting blood like a fucking volcano. Minutes seemed like seconds, I think I'm going to die, and it stops. I wipe again, stand up and look in the toilet. I can't fucking believe my eyes.

Theres a fucking dick in the toilet.

Jesus christ I can't even fucking think right now, I just threw the dick in the bag shown in the pic on the right, still haven't been able to clean up.
I just shit a fucking dick. How. The. Fuck.
Pic very fucking related.