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Anonymous
ok so i enjoy stimulating my prostate while masturbating but latley i want more than just my finger. im only 17 so i cant just go to a sex shop so does anyone know of anything i could use that is a common household item?
>> Anonymous
in b4 vegetables
>> Anonymous
drum sticks, not the food, well maybe?
>> Anonymous
Knife
>> Anonymous
sharpie marker
>> ZORAK !Lil4cR/Gn2
a dick
>> Anonymous
go ask your dad what he uses
>> Anonymous
use the back of a screwdriver or the handle of a hammer
>> anon
youre much to young to me masturbating
>> Anonymous
Maglight flashlight.. smooth and watertight so you can lube it
>> anonymous
use a candle, it'll never break, guaranteed
>> faggotry anonymous
Ask some gay dude at the sex shop to buy it for you. Christ.
>> Anonymous
A dick.

A plastic bottle.

A cucumber.

Certain shampoo bottles. (Sunsilk is good.)

Any of these things, you should put a condom on prior to use.

I used a chair leg when I was younger. I had a chair whose legs screwed off, and they were smooth, tapered wood. I should have used a condom, but instead I just washed it well before and after.
>> Anonymous
Know those sour goo candy things that come in plastic test tubes? they work
>> Anonymous
Use a candle, jacking off with those too are so ama
>> Anonymous
>>33751

I see what you did there.
>> Anonymous
Whatever you use just make sure it's thick/wide.
>> Anonymous
use the aluminum tube from a cigar/
>> Anonymous
my question is.. any good alternatives to lube? something that can be left around without embarrassment ?
>> Anonymous
>>33762
Bengay makes really good lube. It feels great too.
>> Anonymous
UNDERAGE B&
>> Anonymous
>>33762
Spit. Lots of it. Or vaseline.
>> Anonymous
Ive used hammer handles, toilet plungers, screwdrivers, and bananas. Ive been using saran wrap instead of a condom, although a condom would probably be alot more enjoyable. I don't even know where I could get one. Not underageB&, just retarded/sheltered/virgin.

The plunger is really good if you have a surface you can stick it too.
>> Anonymous
>>33742

so this christ guy can buy it for me? sweet
>> Anonymous
hair conditioner can be a good makeshift lube
>> Anonymous
Hot dog + saran wrap + lube = win

Go for a sausage if you want more girth.
>> Anonymous
FAGGOTS IN DENIAL.
>> Anonymous
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