My girlfriend and I enjoyed quite a unique salad last night... We used a cucumber as a dildo and fucked her with it for a good while prior to chopping it up and throwing it in the bowl with the rest of the usual salad goodies, and then we topped it off with a hand/blow job cumshot dressing. Kinkiest food I've ever eaten to be sure.Anyone else enjoy food with sex or sex with food?Pic semi-related.
I fucked my girl with a glowstick when we were on X one night. Now that was a fun night.
>>115996Should have cracked it open. Glow in the dark pussy would be pretty win, minus the toxicity and whatnot.
>>116002Would that hurt her? Thats not a bad idea at all tbh....What about the mountain dew glow in the dark bottle. WTF did they add to make it glow? That'd be hot as fuck to fuck a pussy thats glowing in the dark
I've cum in former girlfriends' coffees before, though whether or not they knew about it is another question.
>>115991BERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM!!!
>>116003>>116003HELP ME OUT HERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! WAT DO I MIX WITH MT.DEW TO GET GLOW IN THE DARK SHIT
>>116022Nothing. That is a fucking urban myth dumbass.
>>116028ur a fucking loserhttp://gizmodo.com/gadgets/diy/make-mountain-dew-glow-in-the-dark-like-a-lightning-bug-308316.php
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/This was a real site once upon a time, now its just blank.