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/hc/=Livejournal Anonymous
Sup /hc/. I seem to have gotten myself into a somewhat peculiar problem by watching too much porn.

Anyone with an ounce of heterosexuality in them will know, and admit, that the male actor in a porn scene is just as important to the quality of it as the female counterpart.

Well, nowadays i can't watch anything UNLESS Brandon Iron is the guy in the shoot. After seeing a couple of his scenes every other roid abusing moron just looks like a complete jackass. They all have tiny ugly dicks and overgrown muscles and just sound fucking retarded trying to "dirty talk". Brandon on the other hand does everything they try to, only he dosen't fucking fail at it.

Here's an example of what i mean
http://www.tube8.com/anal/dora-vender/26060/

Anyone else got into any weird situations by watching too much porn all the fricki'n time? :)
>> Anonymous
>>235730
Yeah, I ripped my dick off this one time, I was wanking so hard. Mum was really upset.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, my gf is in the next room watching TV while I'm on /hc/ instead of trying to get into her pants...
>> Anonymous
Op sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>235730
cool as hell. hes just a good guy. I cant stand to watch assholes who, like you said, sound like jackasses when they dirty talk.

I also like Peter North, becuase hes just a nice guy.
>> Anonymous
>>235730
Does anyone else notice how the OP is ALL about the GUY and his DICK in the pornography and NOT about the girl?

(in James Gandolfini voice) He's a FA-ag
>> Anonymous
I support OP; brandon iron is the greatest male talent in the biz
>> Anonymous
You just ruined most porn for me. That guy is awesome. He is the musician, and the woman his instrument.
>> Anonymous
>>237005

Ditto. I hate you, OP.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Moar Brandon Iron

http://www.tube8.com/anal/katrina-jo18teen-/25323/
>> Anonymous
itt - guys who will come out closet soon
>> Anonymous
>>236959
Brandon Iron is an extremely cunning sexual psychopath. The fact that he is so nice and soft-spoken about it just makes him look like an even creepier version of Steve Holmes, minus the charm.
>> #noko Anonymous
man he can hardly get his dick up her ass in the OP clip...

Thanks OP for ruining every other male porn star for me.
inb4 come out of the closet