File :-(, x, )
Post Your Real Ones... Anonymous
post pictures of yourself.
male, or female, it doesn't matter, as long as everyone is happy...

mine is exactly 9 x 6 1/2 inches...

mine was taken with a cell phone, so sorry for the shitty quality...
>> Anonymous
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
>> Anonymous
>>185291
WTF?
>> Anonymous
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Mine's just average ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>185295
i'm guessing...

5 1/2 by 3 1/2?
>> Anonymous
anyone else?

i'm fucking bored...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ive posted mine before, but here
>> Anonymous
>>185310
impressive, arizona cans are fucking huge...

but yours is too thin... probably only 3 inches around...
>> Anonymous
>>185297
Bigger than it looks actually.. Just measured and got 6 3/4 x 5 1/2
>> Anonymous
>>185325
its probably the camera angle...

well, the thicker the better, to a certain extent...

most women prefer around 8 x 5 1/2, so if you're close, you have it lucky...

i feel so sorry for asian guys...
>> Anonymous
>>185289
Awesome
>> Anonymous
>>185328
Yeah I've pleased all 3 girls I've fucked.

At least I'm not a virgin still I suppose.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>185341
you know, i'm like a robot when i make love to a woman...

i might cum, but i ain't stopping until she either cums, or has an orgasm...

and the only real thing that gets me off, are either blowjobs, or getting a girl off...

god i love pleasing women...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
you know, i'm kinda surprised no woman has posted herself on here...

i'll start by posting one of my ex's...

only went out for about a week, and i just found these pictures on my computer...

i know its her because i never forget how they look...

and she was the only chubby-ish one that ever came over to my house...
>> Anonymous
>>185351
i think your a bit bloated
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>185358
........nice towel rack...
>> Anonymous
>>185346
I'm the same way. Though I'm fat so continuing after my own orgasm is a tough thing to do.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185363

Thanks :) I must admit i'm enjoying the thread full of cock anyway !
>> Anonymous
>>185371
I believe we're in need of vagoo
>> Anonymous
this thread is gay.
seriously.
=|
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
     File :-(, x)
>>185373

thats why i'm currently hanging out in here ;)
>> Anonymous
>>185358
failure
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185377

that's as close as it gets for me & this board
>> Anonymous
>>185373
dude, if you're afraid of showing off your cock, then gtfo...

you don't have to be gay to show it to other people...

and if you are patient, ladies like this
>>185358
will show off too...
>> Anonymous
>>185380
hey, as long as you are having a good time...

and, may i ask, what are your favorites so far?
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185383

i want more of

>>185361
>>185295


The whole measuring thing against something was always weird for me, and it ruins the shot :/
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
BEHOLD!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>185388
well, i'm the op, and i actually didn't have anything next to it... that was just my belt...

pure accident...
>> Anonymous
>>185393
its pretty.
>> Anonymous
>>185393
its shovel dick!!!!!

just kidding bro...
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185394

OH okay. Accidental parallel then! Got any while you're hard ?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>185388
well, i'm the op, and i actually didn't have anything next to it... that was just my belt...

pure accident...

and i actually started this for the ladies anyway...

these were me btw...

>>185294
>>185297
>>185304
>>185312
>>185328
>>185346
>>185353
>>185363
>>185381
>>185383
>>185396
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185393

very nice
>> Anonymous
>>185398
i am, it just looks like it isn't...

the blood flow weighs it down more that you'd think...

and my pubes are out of control; in this pic...

this is like, a year old...
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185403

OH okay. Fine then, i demand more popping out of the jeans ;P
>> Anonymous
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>>185405
heres one showing off the bulge...

i have a couple more, but the lighting is off...
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185406

^.^
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
here's one of the others...

btw, i am wearing skinny jeans, if you wanted to now...

i was going through the 'tight clothes like a rock star' phase....
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
I love the whole showing through the jeans thing-personal preference-it's much hotter in a way than just being out is.
>> Anonymous
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>>185422
well, here is another one that you might like...
^-^
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185425

Yeah-like that. Mostly cause that views unintentional in public- and it means i get a plaything for the rest of the day till we get home! :D
>> Anonymous
>>185328
according to what?
>> Anonymous
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>>185422
and me in my boxer briefs...

i cut out my upper body because i don't really want people to know my face...

and i used to have extremely poofy curly hair...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>185428
one more, give me a sec...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>185428
last one i have...

if this board is here tomorrow, i'll post some new ones of me...

and if not, i'll just make one with the same OP...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
nice file names you bunch of lieing faggits, about 3 of you might be honest. tops.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185433

Usually :) From my experience, anyway. I'd rather toy around with him a bit before hand ^.^
>> Anonymous
op = me = honest...

me:>>185403

>>185401
>>185406
>>185420
>>185425
>>185434
>>185436
>>185437
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185437


I don't want to get you in trouble. Really i'm not sure if this belongs in /hc/ or not, but at least if it gets deleted ive saved the pics!
>> Anonymous
>>185440
op here...

i am a god when it comes to foreplay...

i do everything, and i mean, everything to the best of my ability...

if i don't, i know i'm not worth her time...
>> Anonymous
>>185446
don't worry about it...

its 4chan, and besides, i'm home alone during the middle of the day...

and if its an age issue, no need to worry, i'm 19...
>> Anonymous
dicks are allowed, moot posted a fuckload of 'em 2 days ago...
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185450

aww im nearly 10 years older than you. You're still adorable though.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185451

are you sure it was moot, or was it fake moot? I know there was someone impersonating him running around.
>> Anonymous
>>185453
well thank you, but it really doesn't matter to me...

age isn't an issue when it comes to me, as long as there is something between me and the person i'm dating, i'm good...

and also, i'm one of those guys that can wait to have sex. its not something i absolutely need. i'm more of a lover,and i'm really into being intimate...
>> Anonymous
>>185451
retard
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185465

Thats cute! I'm along the same lines depending on my mood :-) You'll find someone and treat them well, but trust me- dont' settle for anyone until you're at least 25.

All this talk makes me miss my boyfriend :-( I'm also tired and going to bed. Perhaps this'll still be around with some more shots when I pop back in tomorrow morning :)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
average, under 6.5 inches, dont know how much around
>> Anonymous
alright, good night miss......liska?
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>185476

Miss Liska is acceptable :) good night
>> Anonymous
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>>185475
this is the most accurate graph there is when dealing with the penis size issue...

the closer you are to the red, the better off you are...
>> Anonymous
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>>185479
better than i thought i guess?

slightly better lighting, plus camera tricks to make it look bigger than it is
>> Anonymous
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>>185479
here's the averages for ye who are curious...
>> Anonymous
>>185481
pretty good dude...

i give that one a thumbs up...

and i'm a guy...
>> Anonymous
>>185380
damn, why do you have sexy legs and a sexy body :(
>> Anonymous
>>185485
like i said, camera tricks: camera isn't to close and is down at an awkward angle, plus using my other hand to add "depth" to the picture
>> Anonymous
>>185479
this chart is skewed because it was made by penis enlargement companies.
>> Anonymous
no, its because you are trying to justify your tiny cock...
>> sage
the chart gives me a huge self-esteem boost

ty penor enlargement companies
>> Anonymous
itt: troll
>> Anonymous
>>185496
its actually very accurate...

my ex's said mine was just a little too long and big around, so i know not to ever take pills or force it...
>> Bill Gates http://maru-ch.ath.cx !!jvCuWJ8NrnK
     File :-(, x)
Whatcha think? :D
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>185491
this thread was complete win until you showed up trollfag...

here, have a related gif...
>> Anonymous
>>185500
nice use of the wide angle lens...
>> Anonymous
>>185503
>>185497
you're both idiots
>> Anonymous
>>185505

..........gtfo...................now.......................
>> Anonymous
>>185507
no
>> Anonymous
>>185400
shoop'd
>> Anonymous
>>185438
what the fuck snake? SNAKKKKEEE
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>185512
SSSNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>> Bill Gates http://maru-ch.ath.cx !!jvCuWJ8NrnK
>>185504
... What? I just used my webcam.
>> Anonymous
ladies, could you please post something of yourselves to make this thread less of a sausage fest?

btw, this is the op...

i hope you like what you see...
>> Anonymous
i'm going to bump this one last time before i go to sleep, i hope its here in the morning, and i hope a couple of ladies have joined in on the fun...

later everyone...
>> Anonymous
>>185520
I'm just guessing here, but I think about 90% of 4chan is guys, and the women who are comfortable posting themselves probably already have.
>> Anonymous
>>185555
hey, its the internet, and women do use 4chan more than you think...

its just that half of the people on here are assholes, which puts alot of people off...
>> Anonymous
>>185328
Jesus Christ. You're either trolling or have a fucking pussy as deep as a canyon.
>> Anonymous
>>185568
....are you retarded?

i'm the fucking op....
>> Anonymous
god damn it i'm tired of you fags posting your cocks to a bunch of guys.

I'd love to see mods start banning this shit.

Posting your stupid cocks =/= Hardcore
>> Pixiegurl
I've seen plenty of pix of guys cocks - not many of them are nice; but they are all different and that's what makes them interesting.
>> Anonymous
this thread is REALLY gay
>> Anonymous
>>185580
then quit your complaining...

no one said you had to look at this thread anyways...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Only 4 inches here.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
femanon, reporting in E>
>> Anonymous
>>185594
more please?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>185436
>> max
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
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>>185593
nice camera dude
>> Anonymous
7.5 inches top, and 6.5 around makes it obvious you are lying. You are also a skinny ugly twerp so take confidence in your slightly above average penis becuase fuck if most woman would even look at your ugly self.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
sup. heres one.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
heres side B
>> Anonymous
Sausage-fest FTL.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
:)
>> Anonymous
>>185594
noice!
>> Anonymous
WTF. My manhood is obviously inferior to the pictures being shown. How do the owners of those things not fucking pass out when they get an erection?
>> Anonymous
>>185819

ask the posters to find the REAL owner of the cock pic (which they found on the internet)
>> Anonymous
>>185819
Agreed, I'm 7" and I feel inferior too, I'm pretty sure that when you are as big as the picture the OP posted, you aren't 100% hard, so pleasure is different for a woman anyways.

You can tell by the pornos with people like Lexington Steel or Mandingo, you see their dicks bend at extreme angles showing its not hard as a rock like the smaller guys get.
>> Anonymous
ITT fake thread.
It's known, or should be, that cocks aren't really needed to be 8 inches and 20 inches thick to please a woman.
ITT guys who need confidence
ITT guys circle jerking
tl;dr ITT lame
>> Anonymous
>>185865
Someone feels insecure about his widdle wee wee
>> wHerz the wimminz Anonymous
wHEreS the WIMMINZ??! >_<
>> Anonymous
>>185841
dude, i'm actually hard as a rock in this picture...

i already explained here
>>185403

by the way, thank you for your input>>185594
>> Anonymous
wow it doesnt get much gayer then this
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
1216290352.jpg
holy shit you have a sexy body
>> Anonymous
>>186038
try going to a gay pride parade in frisco where elton john is kissing a gay sailor with assless chaps on a giant penis statue on a float surrounded by the village people...

while george bush waves at stevie wonder...
>> Anonymous
>>186054
thank you, thank you very much...

btw, those pictures are of me, the op...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
hai
>> Anonymous
>>185594
i might cum to this...

she has a really nice ass, and the pussy is nice too...
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
Yay, the threads still going!

As for the size thing- it isn't how big you are, it's how you use it (unless your'e hella thin i suppose). I'm really petite, so a large guy would probably cause me way, way too much pain if i wanted to go there.

>>185481
Your'e cute. Anymore?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
lurch it
>> Anonymous
>>186122
silicone injections, limp, or brain damage from too little blood flow to brain...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
i guess i'll have to post my vagina
>> Anonymous
Jealousfag is jealous
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
here's another shot
>> Anonymous
>>186148
not really dude...

i'm the fucking op...

i'm just stating a fact...
>> Anonymous
>>186137
>>186154
you're making my mouth water, and my cock hard...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
might as well share mine
>> Anonymous
>>186165
sometimes, hair is good...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>186173
fail...

obvious liar...

i've seen this on google...
>> Anonymous
>>186174
You shouldn't have. The only other place it's been posted is bbwchan.
>> Anonymous
>>186173
.....right..............
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>186171
yeah, sorry, let me see if i can find one of me clean-shaven.
Found one, but I'm a bit red because it was paddled
>> vote pl0x !fxg9/icqPE
I baleedet my pix.... anyone can tell me whether i should take moar...
>> Anonymous
>>186137
You need to start wiping better. That shit is nasty.
>> Anonymous
>>186177
thats better, now its something i could eat off of...
>> Anonymous
>>185594
MOAR please
>> Anonymous
>>186182
I usually shave it bare, have been for about the pat year instead of leaving the landing strip like i used to.
>> All Yours! Pan
     File :-(, x)
Age 40
>> Anonymous
>>186184
good, becuase its always better to shave...

i'm the op, but this picture was taken about a year ago...

i'm also:
>>185406
>>185420
>>185425
>>185434
>>185436
>>185437

i'll probably post some more today, but i have to take them first...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>186188
let me find one of my guy's cock...this doesn't really show the size too well-he's really rather thick
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
you'll have to have an old picture of me.

Some of these cocks look quite delicious
>> Anonymous
>>186193
i like it, especially because of the cum...
>> Anonymous
>>186198
That's actually girl juice, I had a 'quiet night in'.
>> Anonymous
>>186201
i love you....
>> Anonymous
>>186203
haha, i'm really a guy
>> Anonymous
>>186206
picture is still good...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Might as well post ex's vag
>> Anonymous
>>186207
nah man, i's juss kidddddin
>> Anonymous
smalldickfag here

jealous sage

3.5" btw
>> Anonymous
all of these cocks look soo yummy!! god you guys are hott.
>> Anonymous
>>185358
This poster lives in brisbane australia
>> Anonymous
>>186209
hot...

>>186210
not...

>>186213
thank you, from the op...

me:
>>185289
>>185406
>>185420
>>185425
>>185434
>>185436
>>185437
>> Anonymous
>>186122

who is that actor ?
>> Anonymous
>>186219
Thanks!
>> Anonymous
>>186226
you are welcome...

i'll post more later...
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>186218

No where even close to where I am :)
>> Anonymous
>>186238
you're back!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>186244
i bet his girlfriends clit is bigger than his cock...

sad part is he's white, and not asian...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>186209
>> Anonymous
>>186247
You think he's really got a girlfriend?
>> Anonymous
>>186254
Thanks!
>> Anonymous
>>186206
troll/fool
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
op here...

hold on, i got a couple new ones...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>186240

Just popping in here and there till I get home ot see where the thread went ;)
>> Anonymous
>>186328
well, it almost failed because a couple douchebags decided to post retarded shit when no one even made them come here in the first place...

>>185373
>>185491
>>185497
>>185505
>>185509
>>185555
>>185568
>>185573
>>185580
>>185624
>>185759
>>185865
>>186038
>>186266

and then the ladies showed up and made this thread fun for everyone...