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Anonymous
This be a very assertive thread.

Official newspeak for 4chan:

Ass insertion = assertion

"She asserted the dildo carefully"
>> sage sage
you're a fucking idiot

not funny
oh and sage
>> Anonymous
Dick _______ his pener into Jane's pooper.
A. inserted
B. asserted
C. shoved
D. finagled
>> Anonymous
>>204515

You can't have 'asserted' and 'pooper' in the same sentence. It's redundant.
>> Anonymous
http://rapidshare.com/files/124398940/ANAL_OLYMPICS_-_GIRL_SHOVES_CELL_PHONE_UP_ASS.wmv

http://rapidshare.com/files/124852683/ANAL_OLYMPICS_-_GIRL_TAKES_FAT_END_OF_COKE_BOTTLE_UP_ASS.mpg

...and NO - no previews u sick puppies!
>> Anonymous
>>204662

This is what I'd call assertiveness.