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Hey guys,

maybe someone can give me some advice.

My girlfriend is using "the Pill".
She is against abortion.

There lies the problem,
what if she gets pregnant? I am screwed then,
thats why I use condoms, but she gets pissed at it.

What should I do? Any way I can convince her NOT to hate abortion?

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>> Anonymous
It sounds like you're just looking for a reason to bitch. Go with the pill and enjoy. If that < 1% chance actually occurs, and the reality of pregnancy and responsibility kicks in, she'll change her mind about abortion.
>> Anonymous
Reminder: the pill is 99% safe. 100 times sex = 1 baby. Have Fun OP
>> Anonymous
>>180469

:(
>> Anonymous
If you dont want to have kids and dont want to use condoms/the pill, then dont have sex.
Fucking kids
>> Anonymous
did we ever get a name on the blonde?
>> Anonymous
dump her.

really, do it. she is crazy.
>> Anonymous
Dude, it's The Pill. It's our most secure form of contraception short of sheathing your penis in rubber, and is usually more effective than doing that.

Chill the fuck out and cum on her face.
>> Anonymous
>>180480
2nded
>> Anonymous
>>180463

And if she forgets, and she's not covered, then all she has to do is take 2 / 3 pills straight away.
>> Anonymous
morning after pill

it's not abortion.
>> Anonymous
>>180484
so i was just freaking out about the same thing and this guy's 'grab a hold of yourself (slap)' just calmed me down. thanks
>> ? !!GtsCNQXpdsa
get her pregnant, her ideas about abortion will change within a week.
>> Anonymous
>>180463
Why do you keep posting this kiddie copy/pasta everywhere ?
It's on all the chans, Anonib, etc..
GO AWAY
>> Anonymous
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This happened to me.

I dumped her.
>> Anonymous
Push her down the stairs.

Stairs the right length: no more baby, claim it was an accident
Stairs not long enough: tell her it was deliberate, she leaves you and the baby is no longer your problem
Stairs too long: dead girls can't give birth
>> Anonymous
if she has the kid adopted you're only screwed for like 6 months instead of 3888 months
>> Anonymous
Get her pregnant, then cum in her puss all ya want, she can't get pregnant twice at the same time.
>> Anonymous
if she gets pregnant, punch her in the belly.

always works for me.
>> Anonymous
fuck her without a condom and pull out then blow your load on her face, mouth, ass or back....or feet if your into that...problem solved
>> Anonymous
180674 is dead on. also...its effective as long AS SHE REMEMBERS.
>> Anonymous
Name of girl to the left?
>> Anonymous
>>180469

Not quite right. You take into account the chance that the pill will fail (1% or less) in addition to the chance that she will get pregnant if it fails (the same as sex without any form of contraception, which is around 3%).
>> Anonymous
>>180674

This guy has it right. Pulling out is 100% effective as long as you don't screw it up.
>> Anonymous
>>180463

can we just get more OP pic? I sense delicious, rather flat, chest.
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_birth_control_methods#Comparison_table
>> Anonymous
Actual, about half way through sex the man releases a 'pre-sperm' lubricant which is often unnoticed. Plus premature ejaculation is always a problem. Use a cervical cap with some spermicides instead. If you don't know what those are then stick it in her pooper faggot!
>> Anonymous
>>180801
Precum
>> Anonymous
>>180463
Condoms, do you know it motherfucker?
>> Anonymous
>>180463

Solution = FALCON PUNCH
>> Anonymous
source of OP picture, since his problem has already been solved with rat poison.
>> Anonymous
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sauce is rk, captain stabbin, alexia - anally correct
>> Anonymous
To steal a line from Dan Savage...

DTMFA.

Dump the motherfucker already. You and your girl clearly don't see eye to eye on the issues of sex and it's going to end up with you taking care of a baby you don't want. Stop thinking with your dick and get out of that trap.
>> Anonymous
do what i did; get snipped.
>> Anonymous
>>180898
^ i'm this fag.
>>180895
^ i got snipped, but i agree this this fag.
>> Anonymous
Dump her now. Your relationship is over.

If she gets pregnant and you don't want to take responsibility like you should, one of these two things will happen:

1) You coerce her to kill your and her child, placing a tremendous strain on your relationship. You will break up, and she will feel guilty about it for the rest of her life.

2) She chooses to allow your and her child to live, so you dump her. The child grows up to hear about his or her father who was too much of a pussy to stick around, since all he wanted was to get his dick wet.

Get out now, before you make yourself out to be any more of a coward.
>> Anonymous
>>180480
Alexia sky.
>> Anonymous
OK FAGGOT

Alpha male etc etc.
Pull out. Have her swallow your cum.

For those special times.. pill is VERY effective, to the point that when she is not ovulating there is zero chance of inception.
>> Anonymous
>>180924
>>180857
thank you
>> Anonymous
>>180817
the chance of sperm actually being in this liquid is nil, unless the man has ejaculated recently without urinating.
>> Anonymous
>>180931
OPs girlfriend is ITT
>> Anonymous
If the pill don't work, then it's time for...

The RED PILL:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IgpCF5kS0II
>> Ghandi of /b/
>>180463

Okay, first of all, she gets upset when you use a condom? why? Ask her that. Then when she says she's against abortion tell her honestly that you're not ready to be a father and that if she's so dead set against abortion then you're going to do everything you can to avoid having a baby and that includes wearing a condom. You are completely valid in saying, "You wouldn't get an abortion if pregnant? Then I'll use a condom, because I don't want to risk getting you pregnant." If she bitches then she's being an idiot.

Also, I'd suggest looking into getting her and IUD they've improved greatly over the last 5-10 years and the basic one lasts 5 years minimum. They have an even higher effectiveness than the pill they're not only a hormonal/chemical inhibitor but a physical one as well. They're also easy to remove/put in with a trained gynecologist so it isn't painful or lengthy as a procedure.

I also side with the anon who claims that she's against abortion now, but when the realization that she is pregnant hits her (if it does happen) she'll be more than ready to call the coat-hanger man.

anyway, why is she so against abortion? I'd like details so I can shoot her argument down.
>> Anonymous
>>180955

Her argument is this

" Well, my mother was thinking about abortion too when she was pregnant with me, and if she had aborted, I wouldn't be here"
>> Anonymous
>>180969
too bad she didn't abort. the bitch's only goal in life is to hook a man. you'd be a fool not to get the fuck out. seriously. no condoms? that gives her COMPLETE CONTROL over whether she gets pregnant or not. don't give a bitch like her control.
>> Ghandi of /b/
>>180969
Then ask her why doesn't she go entirely without birth control and leave it up to chance whether or not she gets pregnant? After all, she -could- have a great kid like her. Or she could have a horrible little spawn not fit for this world.

It's understandable why she has that attitude, but the point is her mother DIDN'T abort her. The whole point is that women who abort often do it because they're not ready to have the kid or they wouldn't be able to support it.

This is the question you should really ask her. "If it came down to raising a child in barely livable poverty or as a single parent or abortion, which sounds better?" If her position/argument is worth consideration she'll try to defend it instead of stumbling and getting quiet and upset.
>> Anonymous
We just had sex but I didn't have the balls to tell her if she stops taking the pill that she can GTFO...

Damn.
>> Anonymous
/hc/ - ROBOT9000