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Anonymous
Goddam /hc/! This is some of the softest hardcore I've ever seen. Almost as soft as my limp noodle right now. I feel like I'm fapping with a loose thread. You ever try wrestling an empty jacket? That's me. I'm flipping a sock here because there isn't a single post here worth spitting on my palms for. I'm going to chaffe myself raw trying to keep the engine warm. I can only stretch an empty balloon so many times before it snaps! Fuck! My sheets are stiffer than this soggy sponge that I'm squeezing the life out of. If I keep F5ing page 0 at the same rate that I'm flogging this poor dolphin, I'm gonna eventually pass out from a loss of blood and interest. This dead horse is dead. Why should I bother beating it? Shit!
>> Anonymous
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This affects a lot of guys... it's okay. Frequently I can not get off (or even hard) unless I'm dressed in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform and having my 4-inch shaved cock handled by a woman (or girl) dressed as Gordon Freeman, while Frampton's "Baby I Love Your Way" plays in the background on the original 45 rpm release. Not that mashup with Freebird... what I am? Some kind of fetishist?

I feel your pain.

Shadows grow so long before my eyes...
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>>316322
bella is good-
here
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need moar of her pl0x