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Anonymous
Does anybody know of a good way to make my own fleshlight?

I know there are others out there who wanna know too.
>> Anonymous
Take a glass and fill it with flour and add water until you have a thick dough.
Heat it in the microwave for about 4 minutes and then j-j-jam it in!
>> Anonymous
Make an 'o' shape with your fist.
>> Anonymous
lol wut?
>> Anonymous
the toilet paper roll can always work.
>> Anonymous
paper roll is way too thin
>> Anonymous
/r/ advice
>> Anonymous
marshmellow fluff.
>> Anonymous
Take a balloon and stick it inside an appropriate sized pvc pipe, wrap opening of balloon around pvc pipe opening and pull the end of the balloon through the pvc pipe and secure it at the other end by whatever means you can. Viola!

TL;DR
1. Balloon
2. PVC Pipe
3. Rubber Band
4. ??????
5. PROFIT!!!
>> Anonymous
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Roll a a small towel around a rubber glove. Pull the end of the glove over the towel, secure with rubber band. Add lube and penis.

This is my greatest contribution to society.

Also, here's some porn.
>> Anonymous
Never tried it so can't say for sure, but I read ages ago you inflate a water wing, lube it up and then put it between the base and matress of a bed.

Job done.
>> Anonymous
get a sandwich bag or just like a small plastic bag and fill it wit lube or even soap if you dont mind a sting next time you pee then put it under your matress and bed frame, maybe put a pillow under if the frame is hard wood or summin, apply pressure on the top n its well good
>> Anonymous
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HERE YOU GO. fuck
>> Anonymous
theres a picture demonstrating how to do it, thats awesome.

haha who sits down and draws that out?
>> Anonymous
anybody know anymore of this stuff?
>> Anonymous
1.cut the ends out of a water bottle, put some tissue around the inner edges, get a condom and stretch it around the bottle.
2. lube
3. profit.
>> Anonymous
Warm Water + Plastic Bag. Fill it up to half full.
Press out the air of the bag.
Use rubberbands around the top of the bag, sealing it shut.
Fold plastic bag around your cock and start fucking away. (Use lube)

Use a good quality sandwitch-bag so it doesn't tear. Voila, closes you can come to a pussy without a bitch attached to it
>> Anonymous
I did that and got the water too hot.


It burnt my peepee :(
>> Anonymous
I really feel sorry for you guys with no forskin. My mother was an aithiest and my father was an (i guess un circumcised) catholic so they compromised with me and had me HALF-CIRCUMCISED. Which means I don't have the ant-eater look of uncut guys (unless ive been in really cold water and suffering major shrinkage) yet I still have plenty of forskin to wank with without resorting to lube and the crazy sick devices you bastards dream up.

Take it from a guy who has been happy with his half sheath and get the same thing done with your sons. Then you wont have to worry about them getting rejected because of smegma/ugly pener OR deal with them buying liters of lotion or building contraptions to stick their cocks into.
>> Anonymous
I'd like to see something that you could put in a microwave for a few seconds and warm it up enough to feel like an actual vagina.
>> Anonymous
Pu lotion into a condom and wank away
>> Anonymous
>>128199
/me raises hand. Yup I'm just like you too man half-circumcised and I couldn't be happier. When I'm fully erect my foreskin pulls back very nicely and I can still whack it.
>> Anonymous
Most adult males shouldn't have the ant-eater thing going, as the penis grows faster than the skin around it. Most adults should know this.
>> Anonymous
>>128199
I'm fully circumcised and have no problem fapping fully dry. Others guys are just noobs.
>> Anonymous
>>128241

Same here, fully circumsized, yet cock doesn't get ridiculously dry or anything
>> Anonymous
>>128208

Step 1: Spoon out a penis sized whole in a melon (cantaloupe/honeydew)
Step 2: microwave for 30 seconds.
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: PROFIT!!!!!
>> Anonymous
take a latex glove, tie the thumb and pinky together, than fill with warm water, than fuck away
>> Anonymous
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make your own flesh light, this is great.

www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/
>> Anonymous
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How deep are those fleshlights? I remember trying to replicate a dick suction device I saw in the back of a hustler when I was 14, by drilling a hole in the bottom of a plastic highball glass, and gluing a tube to that. When I was finished I found that my cock hit the bottom of the glass without the rim touching my waist.

Do they come in different sizes? Length/width? Is there like a sex toy measuring chart somewhere?

pic not related
>> Anonymous
>>128293

I'd say they are about 8 to 10 inches deep, only comes in one size.
>> Anonymous
>>127891
Just buy one, they're not expensive.
>> Anonymous
are any of you guys going to try these ideas?

I wish there were some better ideas for female sex toys real sex toys are too fucking expensive
>> Anonymous
>>128237
There's a difference between a shower and a grower. Most adults should know this.
>> Anonymous
>>128293
SAUCE PLZ
>> Anonymous
>>128335
http://rapidshare.com/files/119459366/sumredhead.rar.html
>> Anonymous
>>128355
thanks a bunch
>> anonymous
measure your dick, then go to the auto parts store and purchase a radiator hose with the same diameter. plug one end of the radiator hose and put in a ball check valve so air only goes one way. lube it up and enjoy.
>> Anonymous
just buy one, they are only 60 bucks
>> Anonymous
>>128208
I usually put a baby in the microwave for a few seconds and then fuck it.
>> TUBE VIDEOS
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>> Anonymous
Cup + Jello + knife some of the jello to chunks. + wait until it gets a little wet-moist consistency. make a slit just wide enough in the chunks. Insert penor in cup. feels more real than you WANT to believe..
>> Anonymous
as embarassing as this is, its still nothing compared to what your average chick has shoved up her vagoo
>> Anonymous
I have done a watermelon, a cup of jello, a banana peel... squashed banana shit, a girls feet and multiple vagoos: here's the rundown

Vagoo(azn)>feet>most vagoos(wtf)>cup of jello>uberwide vagoo>banana peel>watermelon>squashed banana shit

if you REALLY wanted to know
>> Anonymous
you've never had sex have you
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>128565

lol wow
>> Anonymous
one of those really squishy gel balls cut in half, jammed in top of a 'sipper cup' (like they have in the summer at Subway, etc)
>> Anonymous
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Get one of these, the 'water snake' toy that perpetually moves? lube it up..
>> Anonymous
>>128615

This can't possibly work. I mean, unless you're hung like a twizzler. And if so, by all means, go for it.
>> Anonymous
>>128615
i already try it like this guy says, dosnt work unles you have a very small penis and very thin
>> Anonymous
Fuck man they're not that expensive. Get a job.
>> meh
>>128615
>>128619
>>128630
I had a really big one of these a couple of years back. Tried it like this in the shower, but even with lube the rubber-like material made it cling and it just kinda rolled over my cock. No friction since it's not actually sliding against the skin, so it didn't really do much. It also had little plastic stars in it with sharp edges, so it didn't take long for it to explode.

On my cock.
>> Anonymous
I used to take a hairnet, fold it up, lube it nice in the shower and fuck the damn thing.
>> Anonymous
>>128639

AAAGH I don't even have the right set of reproductive organs and I cringed at that.

in before no girls on the internet
>> Anonymous
>>128655
saying "in before" doesn't make it less true
>> Nerdfury
Just fucking buy a Fleshlight, you tightass fuck.
>> Anonymous
so that was all, /b/?
>> Anonymous
Any balloon stuff?
>> Anonymous
Its less trouble to get an actual girl than to make a fleshlight.
>> meh
>>128689
...Hate to break it to you, but you're on /hc/, buddy.

>>128731
If we could get an actual girl we wouldn't NEED to make one. ;_;
>> Anonymous
one of the funniest topic in a while. the homemade fleshlight i found was quite interesting. I have already a fleshlight but it's nice to see how to make one mac-gyver style, plus they make it from a pringles-like box so it's pretty stealth
>> meh
>>128859
Yeah, I have one too, and this is WAY more stealthy. I mean, the concept behind the FL design is pretty smart, but considering the most recent cases are enormous and black, don't even TRY to look like they have an on/off switch or that they open on the "light" side and say the word "Fleshlight" across the side in big print, it's pretty safe to say that it won't be fooling many people who stumble upon it.

Despite the fact that the original gray cases (shown in OP's pic) actually have some modifications to look more realistic (like a raised bump for a fake on/off switch), the new black ones are still an improvement I've heard, as apparently they don't stand out as much and aren't as noticeable in the case that you actually attempt hiding it in plain sight. People just look right past it since it blends in, but try getting one of those special new clear, gold or pink cases and you're pretty much fucked.

But still, even though the chip can one may be less expensive and more discrete, I still stand by my FL purchase. Fleshlights are a bitch to clean (if you want to do it properly and avoid mold and whatnot), but this thing sounds fucking nasty. I mean, I don't even know if I have any of this foam stuff (nevermind these types of chip cans and whatever the hell an O-Ring), and seeing as I'm the lonely, sex-less type to BUY a Fleshlight, I don't have way too many condoms laying around (only a few, just in case). So if I'm reading this right, every time you use this you cum into the condom, and the hole in it lets your cum out onto the foam? That along with the lube makes it sound like loads of fun to clean...
>> TUBE VIDEOS
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