/hc My G/fs comming home in an hour, and I'm going to take her balls deep without a problem, but you tell me how? What off the wall fantasy can I make her fulfill, she love the dirty talk and being treated like a whore.
PLANTEGG
well id say invite her in, then shut the lights off, and have 2 dogs just screw the hell out of her, then you go on her face. i think she'd be down with that.
inb4 missionary
I'd say write dirty things all over her with her lipstick like WHORE, COCK SLUT, CUM BUCKET shit like that. then tie her up and just have your way with her the whole time calling her a piece of shit and making her agree with you.
Have her pee into a bowl of (dry) instant oatmeal, stir it, and eat it.
>>143440oh and also take pictures of it. whether she knows you are taking them or not and post them on here for all of us to fap to.
lock her in the back yard naked then tell her to masturbate with an eggplant
CONSENSUAL SEX IN MISSIONARY POSITION!
Is that ginger root?
>>143509you disgust me
beer enema for two..."pee" said beer into each others mouths and drink...vomit on floor (make sure there's a tarp)...make love in vomit...film it...edit it...have it published...profit.
>>143459Made me lol
>>143412fist her ass
>>143412SUCK HER CUNT DRY...
suprise sex aka rape her as soon as she comes in the door
So did anything ever come of this? what did you end up doing with her?
>>143889She had a headache. And telling her he wasn´t gonna do stuff to her head didn´t help.So he got drunk instead and watched TV. Happy end.
corn smut!!! for justice
>>143656just make sure its not a morman or a hare krishna etc at the dooractually wait....anyone have porn of that?
>>143412the zookini then the carret at the same time in same hole with corn in her ass
>>144219wtf is "zookini"