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FAPPING METHODS?

Anon, what are some Fapping methods I can do using home products. What I mean is, something I can stick my cock in to get pleasure, whether it be a dish washing glove with lube, or fucking my couch give this fellow anon ideas!
>> Anonymous
I like to stick my dick in a cheese grater.
>> Anonymous
you remember the 'Magic Bullet'???
>> Anonymous
my sister
>> Anonymous
your dog.

Anon just went there.

No dog? Your mouth.

Fat? Let them dry up.
>> Anonymous
a girlfriend works wonders
>> Anonymous
>>212601
not OP. not if she doesnt put out.
>> Anonymous
>>212528
Apple pie
>> Anonymous
umm your couch. plastic bag full of lube under cushion. PROFIT!!!
>> Anonymous
>>212603
It's called rape. Wonderful concept. Look into it.
>> Anonymous
ben-gay
>> Anonymous
>>212629
seconded
>> Anonymous
>>212629
Thirded. That or some icy-hot.
>> Anonymous
ok, srsly, this is one you want to try when you KNOW you're gonna have the house to yourself for quite awhile, and i know it's gonna sound weird but trust anon on this. get a piece of salami, or bologna or some kind of lunch meat like that. and crank one off with it. it creates its own lube, and it gets warmed up to your body temp really fast,and....just trust me. it's messy, and you'll wanna shower after, but it's a good crank
>> Anonymous
so.. moar of girl from OP's post?
>> Anonymous
>>212651
i prefer to stop by Arby's, pick up a beef and cheddar, then fuck the daylights out of it
>> Anonymous
watermelon be workin 4 me nigas
>> Anonymous
Stuffed animalz!
>> Anonymous
I managed to fuck my feet yesterday. Felt good, but the insides of my feet felt weird for the rest of the day.
>> Anonymous
are you all virgins or what? leave 4chan for a while,
go outside, get a real pussy losers!
sounds like you fags rly need to unplug
>> Anonymous
>>212674
Oh hai thar embassador of teh cool. Tnx for stopping by and letting us virgins observe your magic.
>> Anonymous
ITT: poor americans with cut dicks
>> Anonymous
>>212528
http://www.jackinworld.com/
>> Anonymous
Ok here are som useful tips.
1: Fill a tall glas of varm macaroni (not hot macaroni) and fuck it.

2: Same as 1 but fill it with jello

3: Buy a water melon. Put it in the microwave for about 2 min. take a knife and cut a hole big enough for you dick to get inside. Fuck it

4: Do you own a large dog ?

5: Or a curios little sister

6: Farm animals are a farmers best friends
>> Anonymous
>>212651

Friggin' idiot.
>> Anonymous
this is what you do, you take a slice of bologna. you throw it into a microwave for about 10 seconds, this gets it warm and releases some of the oils in the bologna. you put the slice of bologna folded in a U shape inbetween the cusions in your couch. You go to town on that warm wonderful piece of meat.
>> Anonymous
>>213485
don't knock it til you try it faggot
>> Anonymous
>>212711
ITT: poor whatever the fuck you are with an uncut dick
>> Anonymous
Easiest one niggers. Obtain banana, remove fruit from the skin but make sure the skin still retains the shape and isnt in little flaps. Put it in microwave at 10 seconds MAX or your gonna burn your dick. Jack off w/ the banana and god damn it feels good.
>> Anonymous
umm my dick wont fit in a bannana...... maybe a larger plantain?
>> Anonymous
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/
>> Anonymous
stick a pen up your butt. preferably sharpies that belong to your grandmother. also, call yourself cerealbox.