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Anonymous
Fuck yeah /hc/, that was the best wonk i've had in years.
>> Anonymous
i don't get it...
>> Anonymous
wtf is the thing on the left in OP?
>> Anonymous
>>99029

It's one of those chocolate eggs that have toys in yellow capsules inside them. Only ones I've seen came straight from Germany. Assembling the toys were the best part as a kid.
>> Anonymous
>>99026

1) Stick them in your ass
2) ???
3) PROFIT
>> Anonymous
it's a kinder egg.
>> Anonymous
>>99029
German candy. That egg shaped thing is chocolate and the yellow thing contains a plastic toy but you can shove that up your ass just fine.
>> Anonymous
what are good objects to get around the house for anal use?
>> Anonymous
>>99047
wine bottles. not joking.
>> Anonymous
>>99041
>>99029
KINDER EGGS!
>> Anonymous
OP Here

I put the marbles in the toy container, put them inside a condom and stuck it up my ass.

Then give yourself a bit of a shake and you can feel the ball rolling about, it's a great feeling.

The official name for this type of toy is "Ban Wa Balls".
>> Anonymous
>>99048
what if you dont have wine bottles?
>> Anonymous
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So to feel this, you have to be whailing around like a donkey being stung by a bee?
>> Anonymous
>>99057

I just lay on my bed beating my meat. That's enough.
>> Anonymous
>>99029
It's a kinder easter egg
>> Anonymous
>>99015
I think the idea is awesome but would make too much noise...or is that the point
>> Anonymous
>>99070
well, if you have people coming up to you and asking you about noise coming from your anus you're clearly doing it wrong

>>99054
buy some. it really works because of the shape of the neck.
>> Anonymous
hmm i might buy some, but i was hopin there is an easier way for like, right now.
>> Anonymous
bottles: be sure to use them when they are closed,
some wrong moves and you get a vacuum - the bottle sucks to your skin and you have to see a doctor

at least this can happen with vaginal use.
>> Anonymous
http://damon4.bravehost.com/
>> Anonymous
>>99070

I didn't hear anything when I did it, it's inside your asshole for crying out loud :p
>> Anonymous
>>99085
because it's not like you could cut a hole in them or anything.
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>>99046
It's chocolate not candy you foolish American.
<-- Candy.
>> Anonymous
>>99088

He's talking about wine bottles which are typically made out of glass.
>> Anonymous
>>99088
because it's not like wine bottles are glass or anything

enjoy your melted ass.
>> Anonymous
because it's not like glass isn't the hardest material known to man.

seriously, though, i realize that i might be completely wrong here, sorry about that. but really, i have to know. if you get a wine bottle stuck and decide to cut it a bit to get it loose, what happens?
>> Anonymous
>>99094

Why not just break it against something?
>> Anonymous
>>99094
I'm the Anon who suggested the wine bottle in the first place and even though I've never had that problem, I guess uh nothing. If it really get stuck and like I said, I never had that problem, I'd just put the bottle on a table so it's stabilized and hit the bottom end with a hard object. No more vacuum, no problem. If you do this, try to get one of those German white wines with a long neck that have a bigger diameter at the top than at the bottom.
>> Anonymous
Glass is very unsettling for me for anal stimulation as it's really, really hard. I prefer a more softer material for insertion.
>> Anonymous
>>99111
Like penises?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
use a carrot or zucchini
>> Anonymous
bump for rectal bliss
>> Anonymous
>>99380
anymore pics of him?
>> Anonymous
crazy
>> Anonymous
Wouldnt it get stuck?
>> Anonymous
i was the pioneer of kinder eggs anal pleasure
>> Anonymous
>>99667
Kinder egg king, do you have enough eggs in your ass?
>> Anonymous
bump
>> anonymous
>>99053
So you didn't put in the choclate and then ate it??
tsssk, amateur
>> Anonymous
>>99048
Enjoy your lacerated sphincter.
>> Anonymous
>>99047
I my self have used

Screwdriver handle
Hairbrushes
plungers
toiletbrushe handle
golfboll in a condom
pens
mobilephone set on vibrate in a condom
coke bottle
toothbrush case
basebollbat
glowstick (funny in the dark)
my entire fist
and my most proud item a lava lamp (not turned on)
>> Anonymous
And how did you get them out again ? ... OOOPS !
>> Anonymous
I've used

Bananas buy the green unripe ones
Plunger handle

then I went and got a 7' didlo, but I think I should have got a bigger one.
>> Anonymous
Doc Jhonson 8" COCK with balls streched my ass out real nice, but hurt me a little bit.
>> Anonymous
>>100302
I hope your a girl. Using things that look like cocks are gay.
>> Anonymous
>>100259

> I my self have used
> ...
> pens

you forgot an i there
>> Anonymous
>>100302

I bought a 10" dildo, I can get about 9.5 of it in before it starts to hurt my stomach. I've tried pushing it but it just wont go any further in.

I'm heterosexual and love babes, but I like seeing what I can fit in my ass. I'd never let a guy near it.

My ex gf found the dildo the other day whilst looking for some socks in my room and i told her it was a joke present i never gave to her.

She believed me :D
>> Anonymous
>>100317
nice one xD
>> Anonymous
ITT no one knows what a Kinder Surprise is... lol