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Anonymous
I'm thinking of buying one of these
http://www.mechadoll.de/shop/product_info.php/info/p96_MechaDoll-BRIGITTE-Order-Nr--21010.html/XTCsi
d/719d9daa0e41d73e7cb52cab41f286e3

What do you think hc? I'd ask /b/ but they aren't as smart as ya'll.
>> sweets1970
If you can face the postman and sign off on the delivery with a straight face...go ahead. Just be conscious that everyone will know your business.
>> Anonymous
lol does she come standard with a vag warmer?
>> Anonymous
Where the fuck do you keep it?
>> Anonymous
>>290372
It comes in a brown plain box. :) The RealDoll variety comes in a crate.
>> Anonymous
>>290373
I've heard about various different techniques for warming them up, such as warm baths or electric blankets.
>> Anonymous
>>290372
most products like this come in "discreet packaging".

I say go for it, OP. And then post video of you fucking it.
>> Anonymous
I've been told they have stands (bolt on the back of their neck). Sometimes you can just keep them about in a chair or bed.
>> Anonymous
>>290370
I'd say you've finally given up on losing your virginity.
>> Anonymous
how many times do you cum inside of it before you have to clean it?
>> Anonymous
i would like to see someone fuck this
>> Anonymous
>>290382
I think so, too. I'm 30 years old, a hundred pounds overweight, and I sleep on the floor of my studio apartment. I have some money for this, though.

I'd rather think of myself as some kind of vanguard of humans who have *never* had sexual relations with a human but with machines exclusively.

The silicone doll market is ripe for more innovations, though. Just wait until they can walk, talk and do what ever.
>> Anonymous
>>290386
enjoy dying alone.
>> Anonymous
>>290384
I think mostly every time. Turkey basters work fine, I'm told. I'd probably have to keep a lot of towels around.
>> Anonymous
>>290385
I will try to accommodate this if I make up my mind.
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I'm also considering one of these. Maybe both if I can swing it.
>> Anonymous
>>290387
We all do. :)
>> Anonymous
>>290386
Prostitutes?
>> Anonymous
>>290395
which site is this one from?
>> Anonymous
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>>290397
This seems less icky. There's also the risk of jail, etc. I dunno. It's weird going near a person like that.

See attached. I saw this at my desk today and while I was staring at it in my cubicle, I realized that I just can't bring myself to go hire women. They intimidate me. Look at the lady in this pic. She's so...scary! There are some good call girls near me, like the ones I found http://www.eros-guide.com/files/lily31-agency501.htm but I just can't...
>> Anonymous
>>290401
Whops -- it's called a honey doll.
>> Anonymous
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These seem cool, too...
>> Anonymous
ITT: fags
>> Anonymous
>>290415
wow, those are the most realistic I've seen. where are they from?
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>>290421
Those two are RealDolls. I think the ones I originally posted are from Mechdoll. MD USA is no good. MD Europe is better. MyPartyDoll makes only one particular model (not the one pictured). They also make a torso version.
>> Anonymous
>>290397
DON'T FUCK PROSTITUTES. Unless you can afford expensive ones, ones who know their business and enjoy it, jerking off really is better.

For the amount of money I spent on hookers, I could have bought a Realdoll and been much better off.
>> Anonymous
>>290403
Does anyone have this pic without the motivator?
>> Anonymous
>>290429
Totally agree. In silicon valley there are some good high-class stables of girls. There are a couple near Google HQ in some apartments. The price seems to be at most $400 for an hour. That just seems like too much, though. 10 - 20 sessions with them will get you one of these for much much longer (years)
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leaning....so hard.
>> Anonymous
>>290429
Even the expensive ones aren't so good, sometimes. I paid quite a bit to fuck Alyssa West, and during our chat before the deed she was talking about her kid. I was like, "Damn, bitch, I'm trying to objectify you here!"
>> Anonymous
>>290444

I thought about paying for a porn star but they can get to be so expensive (thousands). Sure there are some but I worry about buyer's remorse. At least with the doll I have something to sell.
>> Anonymous
>>290442
Dude, do you even have to think about it? A girlfriend is nothing but trouble. A realdoll is all of the pluses and none of the minuses. The only good thing about a real girl is that she might take care of you if you get sick. That's always heartwarming. Otherwise, realdoll is better.
>> Anonymous
>>290449
Yeah...but having a doll that can move and do stuff would be nice. Otherwise it's all dead weight; pedo-necro-...whatever

I've been following these for about 12 years now since the first real doll came out and I'm waiting for more tech to be put in them. Hands that can grip, lips that can move, etc. Maybe the nano tech stuff coming around it will change.
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>>290449
And that ass doesn't quit...
>> Anonymous
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>>290444
>I paid quite a bit to fuck Alyssa West
hmm. how much is 'quite a bit'?
>> Anonymous
>>290449
Realdolls have their problems too. Cleaning up is annoying, I'm sure. And what if a family member drops by unexpectedly? That could get embarrassing. Those things weigh a ton, so you're not going to be able to quickly shove it under the bed.
>> Anonymous
>>290451
>Maybe the nano tech stuff coming around it will change.

You have a very thin grasp of technology
>> Anonymous
>>290453
I dunno but according to this I can screw Chaisy Lain for $1800 an hour

http://www.bodymiracle.com/seemore/tory_lane/tory_lane_index.html
>> Anonymous
I want to buy a loli one. It'd satisfy my pedo & passed out fantasies, but I don't know how my girlfriend would feel about it...

I'm tempted to find a sick fuck on Craigslist or something who wouldn't mind letting someone "borrow" it for a few mins.
>> Anonymous
>>290458
As long as I can watch? Maybe join in......
>> Anonymous
>>290455
Sorta. There's a lot I dont' know about materials. I did build a zero-point movement walking robot but I don't know if they would work in this situation. I'm not sure if I can find servro motors that would fit in side the frame of these robots. I thought about using alternative solutions and was kidn of expecing a lot from these pneumatic devices I found but I don't think they would work out so great. I heard about some kind of artificial muscles that use alcohol to move but i dunno...
>> Anonymous
>>290460

That was the plan. I was expecting some sicko to wanna watch/film me pounding his fuckdoll. So long as he cleaned up afterwards, I'm game.
>> Anonymous
>>290464
realdoll cuckold?
>> Anonymous
>>290456
That's Tory Lane, you dumbfuck.
>> Anonymous
>>290458

one of you weirdos should start a business whoring out a realdoll.
i'd be a customer
>> Anonymous
>>290471
http://www.sexdollrental.com/

Someone tried it looks like...but I dunno if it is working out.
>> Anonymous
>>290470
Dude, whatever. She'd bust my balls into oblivion.
>> Anonymous
>>290456
Nina Hartley is one there, too. That's kind of depressing. I hope she isn't just that desperate for money.
>> Anonymous
>>290489
I thought she retired from film...but I'd pay to do her.
>> Anonymous
>>290494
I guess I do have a couple grand just laying around, at that.
>> Anonymous
>>290453
'Bout $1600. I gave her a tip, even though I felt she was manipulating me into it by talking about her kid.. No anal or anything. She looks better IRL than in her movies, but she was kind of disinterested during the whole thing. I don't know if she still escorts, but just jerk off at her movies instead and save the $$$.
>> Anonymous
>>290593
When was this? I googled her and her most current ad is $400/hr or $500/hr for Greek.
>> Anonymous
OP, you're busted with your shitty debates.
1you are not a kid, you are mature
2you are not handsome, you may be crippled with optional diseases
3you are runnin away from your empty reality and your shelter is /hc/

yes, you can go buy more of the xxx dvds in your fav shop and get an inflatable doll...you'll never get to get laid with casual good looking chicks.

fap til death
>> Anonymous
>>290598
>When was this?

I'm going to guess "in his dreams".
>> Anonymous
Dude. Fleshlight.
>> Anonymous
>>290623
They're overrated. I hardly ever use mine.
>> Anonymous
Like dude said. Buy it and post vids of you using it
>> Anonymous
my friend who is a virgin and an engineer have a realdoll and invited me over for a 3some. i think he just wants to feel my cock from the other side...
>> Anonymous
The doll's nipples feel very much like real, erect nipples and they show through clothes. You can play with them, pull them WITHIN REASON. Nipples can withstand approximately 400% elongation before tearing.

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
fingernail marks, bite marks, and cuts made with a knife or other bladed instrument; burn marks; liquid other than lotion; excessive bending of the doll’s joints; dirty or torn clothing; a dirty head; semen anywhere on the doll's surface or her entries, handcuff marks.

goddamn.
>> Anonymous
if I could afford one I would. no back talk, no fucking drama, jesus. I cook for myself anyway, real women are barely worth it. 7 grand gets you a real doll that lasts 15 years, thats what, $400+ a year? you spend way more than that on a real woman and put up with her PMS, nagging, etc. and no I'm not a virgin.
>> Anonymous
http://www.orient-doll.com/top.html
Go asian
>> sweets1970
>>290454
haha, and what if little johnny decides to play under there and starts screaming about a dead body, etc. that wouldn't be too cool.
>> Anonymous
>>290992
Even worse, if he starts fucking it.
>> Anonymous
>>290615
Nah, I don't think I'm ever getting laid with real people without money being involved. I'm don't think I'm in particular denial about it but, yeah, I am pathetic and can live with that I guess. I'm not sure what you mean by your points, though. I *know* I'm not handsome and I haven't tried to get a girlfriend (would be the first) for some years now.

Could you be more clear?
>> Anonymous
>>291047
He's saying that you're a loser and should become an hero.
>> Anonymous
>>291085
No way. If anything, I think I'm more or less represenative of the over all index of creepiness that is on 4chan. If anything I think this is a good solution. Imagine the depths of lulz you could explore if you had a real robot girlfriend.