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I'm David! I'm David! I'm David!
Greetings /hc/,

I had something very important to ask of you, first I am 26 and I still live at my moms, I do not work and collect unemployment monthly, my main interest is video games and when I do not play, I am on /b/ and browse for pr0n.

However, no matter how good empornium, puretna and cheggits are, they do not have everything I am looking for. Especially the non-movie related scenes, that are only to be found on registration required websites. And as I am sure my fellow anonymous knows there are alot of those out there!

Of course, I could well make a request for those scenes on empornium or puretna, but the thing is on empornium you need to have at least 5Gb more and other requirments I think, to be able to make a request for an upload,

There are these couple of scenes I am very eager to have on my HD, but neither emule nor empornium, puretna or cheggits, seems to have them. The only way I can see it possible for me to acquire those scenes, is to actually register to those websites and pay something like 19.99 or 29.99 for a month.

However I never attempted this before, especially due to the fact that like I said I live at my mom's. I do not want to see her opening the mail one day, just to read that 29.99 has been credited to strapondykes.net or mydogfuckedmywifehd.com.

So my question is, when I register and pay a monthly fee to a porn website, how much risk do I expose myself of not being a pr0n watcher anonymous anymore?

I thought about usenet, it is much better and cheap, but I am not sure if they have those scenes I am looking for.
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>> Anonymous
move out of your parents house you dumb faggot
>> I'm David! I'm David! I'm David!
>>48414
No, do please take time to answer the damn question though.

-David.
>> Anonymous
move out of your parents house you dumb faggot
>> I'm David! I'm David! I'm David!
>>48416
>>48414
samefag
>> Anonymous
>>48417
>>48415
>>48410
Same dumb fag who won't move out of his parent's house.
>> I'm David! I'm David! I'm David!
>>48420
Don't be jealous of me.
>> Anonymous
>>48420
>Same dumb fag

No shit captain obvious
>> Anonymous
Lulz, easy to say move out, i bet you live in a trailer! I'd say, get a job David and skip the porn
>> I'm David! I'm David! I'm David!
>>48425
No I am midlle class and live in a regular house with a garden and all that stuff, but I never come out of the house so it does not matter.

Won't skip the pr0n, are you nuts?
>> Anonymous
>>48420
winnar
>> Anonymous
>>48428
>>48420
Obvious samefag
>> Anonymous
I can think of two easy and inexpensive ways to solve your problem and I'm not going to tell you either of them because you're so pathetic that you would post this dumb garbage here
>> Anonymous
>>48435
Who cares if I am pathetic though
>> Anonymous
Just don't be so picky about porn.
Personally, I fap to anything and when a scene i really like come along i keep it.
You could also try some websites like http://funkycavemen.com/ that upload to rapidshare.

Btw I'm in the same situation as you, cept that ill be 26 in april.
>> Anonymous
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>>48458
Ah thank you for the link, well it is true I am picky, most of the time. But the amount of scenes from private websites that interest me and never find their way unto P2P or torrent websites is pilling up.

I don't download too much p0rn though, maybe 50Gb per year.

Btw I just got 26 today, 22nd of March (well it might still be the 21st depending on where you live, but here it is past midnight.) and I am /b/.. alone ;_; (unless you count my mom sleeping in a room nearby)

We are so much alike, we should hang out!
>> Anonymous
David, you're grounded.

-Mom
>> Anonymous
>>48487
OH SH--
>> Anonymous
Get a bank account on the sly, start selling in-game stuff on ebay, use the proceeds to buy better porn via bank account for which your mother doesn't get statements. I recommend selling final-stage-refinables or rares in whatever games you play, you don't want to compete with Chinese farmers who think making $.25/hr is decent income.

Also *everyone* should be posting more Sway (although not necessarily in /hc/), not just basement dwellers.
>> Anonymous
>>48493
I don't live in a basement, I am quite comfy in the living room with all my life (life as in consoles, fullhd tv, home theater THX 5.1 and games)

I do not play MMO's they all suck, I wouild try to WAR to see if I could get unto, but my comp sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>48410
>>I do not want to see her opening the mail one day, just to read that 29.99 has been credited to strapondykes.net or mydogfuckedmywifehd.com
>>strapondykes.net or mydogfuckedmywifehd.com
>>mydogfuckedmywifehd.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>> Anonymous
youre 26, your parents know you look at porn, and they'd probably think youre normal if you looked at porn, because i bet you dont have a girlfriend, and that is why you browse for porn in the first place.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
Find a website that uses CC Bill (nearly all of the) htey alll use discreet billing when they charge your account. The most offending one i have show up on mine is perv city.
>> Anonymous
>>48542
I don't have a girlfriend. Wow that's a rare thing on this imageboard!

>>48552
Alright, let's hope your right, (unless your pulling a delete system32 on me lol). Thanks.
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>48568

i'm right. you wont getanything through regular mail- its an automatic payment that comes out of your bank account on a monthly basis. Just be sure to cancel it when your done with it, because they keep charging otherwise. read carefully.
>> Anonymous
>>48571
>Just be sure to cancel it when your done with it, because they keep charging otherwise.

Yeah I know that, they all do not just pr0n websites. We have to cancel the subscription manually, otherwise they will keep charging you non-stop.
>> Anonymous
get a job idiot
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>48573

only monthly. I wouldnt recommend going thru anys ites that dont use CC Bill.
>> Anonymous
fucking kill yourself
>> Anonymous
>>48575

Jobs = No more time to do the things I do, I get money on own, enough to buy 2-3 games per month and that's all I need. That's for console, PC games I just download.

>>48578

I kill myself then what? Think I am the only guy like this out there? The internetz is filled with people like that.
>> Anonymous
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>>48577
No the ones I want use CCbill
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>48593

oh and for the record if you get something gross like beastality, please dont spam it in /s/ :/
>> Anonymous
>>48595
... wat? No lol, bestiality is not my thing. I downloaded some of it 2 years ago on limewire, really ain't my thing.
>> Anonymous
just email the site you are want to subscribe too and ask them what shows up on the bill. I know some adult oriented things show up as some bs name like RRT - $29.00
>> Anonymous
I've used CCBill, and they show up on my credit card statement as Ccbilleu.com, which will let your mother know exactly what you're up to if she knows how to use Google. All in all though, it's pretty safe and all.

Though of course, the best technique (and one I used before I got my own place) was just to shout MOTHER DO NOT OPEN MY MAIL until she stopped.
>> Anonymous
You know, I am just 3 years away from being in your same position. Iv had an impossibly hard time trying to actually get a job, even a shitty min. wage job, because I have 0 experience. They look at your application and think you're either an idiot or lieing. Just something to keep in mind.. your cash cow of a mother is going to die eventually.

Personally, If I were your mother or my own parents I would remove the breaker that powers up whatever part of the house you use untill you got a job. Id also buy a cheap little mini fridge where Id keep all the good stuff stashed away leaving the little leech with nothing but ramen and water. Fuck, Iv put too much thought into this.
>> Anonymous
>>48652
OP here, yeah well, as hard as you can imagine I actually attended college and even WORKED. Of course, working for 7 bucks an hour won't cover college.

That was back 4 years ago. But then I had to move to California and like you spent hours and hours answering stupid question like:

-Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

-Did you ever get arrested for drug possession?

-Would you allow us to consult your criminal record? (of course if you answer "no", it pretty much renders the whole thing useless though)

And then the same questions over and over again, just constructed differently:

-Where you ever detained over night for possession of illegal substances?

-Where you ever convicted for an assult?

Those are online application, actually face to face is even worse. Most of the time the manager is "never here" and when I finally get to talk to the manager or whatever, it's okay thank you very much blablala..

>Fuck, Iv put too much thought into this.

Yeah lol

>was just to shout MOTHER DO NOT OPEN MY MAIL until she stopped.

She will get suspicious, if it is games or stuff she doesn't open it, but she will know something is wrong if I tell her not to open the credit card statement.
>> Anonymous
>>48677
ITT incredible failures incapable of even the most basic human interaction.

No one help this man, no one give him anything. It's called fucking doing something. You have to eventually.
>> Anonymous
get a fucking visa giftcard.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>48588
Incredible moron. Technology moves incredibly fast, you think what little you get in unemployment is going to allow you to buy shit?

Nothing lasts forever moron, and the longer you sit there being useless, the harder it'll be to get your life on track when whatever train you're riding runs out.
>> Anonymous
>>48688
>>48691

BAAAAWWWWWW

I buy video games that's it, xbox360 and ps3 is 60 bucks, let's say ps3 lasts 8 years I still have 8 years until games rise to let's say 80 bucks the game?
>> Anonymous
Successful troll is successful
>> Anonymous
>>48688
Isn't helping someone a basic human interaction? Who the fuck cares what he does with his life, it's up to him.
>> Anonymous
...Ummmm
Bump for OP pic sauce & more!
>> Anonymous
>>48704
What happens when your mom dies/wises up, faggot?

>>48706
YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED TO KNOW WHERE UNEMPLOYMENT COMES FROM COCKBITE
>> Anonymous
>>48718

>What happens when your mom dies/wises up, faggot?

Inhertiance which amounts to infinte revenues (my mom owns 1 appartment which she rents.)

>Isn't helping someone a basic human interaction?

I do not need any help, aside from help in getting porn inside my hard drive that is!

>Bump for OP pic sauce & more!

Sauce is written on picture http://www.unique-artwork.de

Susan Wayland, google it search for it's rapidshit.
>> Anonymous
yeah man, living off your parents and unemployment checks your whole life is cool. i work so you dont have to. but at least i have sex with girls and im not some pale fat piece of shit.
>> Anonymous
>>48720
Oops I did not meant "infinite" as in non-stop money flowing, but infinite in the fact that every month money is automatically cashed.
>> Anonymous
>>48720
>Inhertiance which amounts to infinte revenues (my mom owns 1 appartment which she rents.)

Haha you have no idea how to do a budget or keep up an apartment
>> Anonymous
>>48721
I am not fat, I work out at my house with heavy weights, but even whitout this I have a fast metabolism.

But I am pale yes, you got that one right.
>> Anonymous
>>48724
The agency takes care of that, they are not paid to do nothing.
>> Anonymous
I cannot wait when this fag's whole life comes crashing down and he has no experience and no skills whatsoever.
>> Anonymous
>>48731
The thing is I don't care.

What's up with all the moralfags? Isn't this supposed to be the pr0n board?
>> Anonymous
>>48740
because you dont shut up
>> Anonymous
more susy pl0x.
>> Anonymous
>>48743
Lol look who's talkin
>> Anonymous
2nding successful troll
>> Anonymous
>>48410
TL;DR
>> Anonymous
>>48935
OP back, was sleeping and I wake up and this thread is still alive.
>> Anonymous
I'll pray for you.
>> Anonymous
>>48981
For what will you pray for? Could you pray for me to get a brand new pwnage PC so I can finally play S.T.A.L.K.E.R., The Witcher and WAR?
>> Anonymous
Stop using Sway like that!
>> Anonymous
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>>49053
She's mine!
>> Anonymous
I miss the days when her site was a free fansite...

good old days.
>> poop
grow some balls! 9 out of 10 websites dont show up as the website straondykes would be billed as globalEnt or something vague, also since you vagina is filled with sand, try getting a pre paid credit card from wallmart, go in, give em, 50 bucks, they credit it to a disposable **REAL** credit card, all you need to do is re-up some cash every month to it

and finally, if your mom opens your mail, your pretty useless, and she is also committing a federal offense.

and on a lighter note, goto the post office, get a PO box for 30 bucks for a fuckin year, like 10 cents a day, you could get a fuckin blowup doll sent there, they just put a postcard saying to goto the counter to pickup something too big for the box, basically im saying

THINK YOU LAZY DUMB FUCK USE THAT THING IN YOUR SKULL, theres ways around EVERYTHING.
>> Anonymous
>>49112

She's too beautifull to be a free whore, at least she can get money on the side while showing off her hotness.

>>49134

Of course there are ways across everything, but the thing is I do not know them all.

Cut me some slack though, at least I know SOME stuff. The average Joe couldn't even figure out how to GuardIP and let alone know what is a damn torrent, but I learned those things by asking and researching on the internetz.

I know I am still pretty clueless about lots of things, that is why I am learning things by asking. But thank you for your answer, I am saving all those precious tips on my notepad.
>> Anonymous
Hey David!
Im same problem no job no friends and money for only a week. Living with my mom who today said I need to find a job or leave home.
She is so fucking nervous and hate me. She forgots the our house my grantmother gives to me-after her death(she still live)
I just wanna kick her out but who gonna make me dinner? FUCK!!!
Its really hard to find job for me couse I have no xp and nobody can like me :D
Im getting boring with my live even fapping didnt taste good :/ I dont wanna make suicide couse its so easy.
Sebstian 25
>> poop
>>49158

134 here

seriously if you listen to what i said for less than 50 bucks you could have more privacy than you ever thought was possible do the walmart credit card and the po box and youll be in heaven. order anything you want at any time. enjoy your freedomz
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>>49160

Hey Sebdave!

OP David here, Well today I turned 26 (I ain't shittin you), my uncle gave my 150 bucks as a gift. My mom didn't gave me anything because she buys me stuff throughout the year.

I used to have a friend for about 10 years, but we kinda stopped having the same interests (video games and such) throughout the years and plus as time passed he turned out to become more and more like a sort of elitist asshole. So I just said fuck that, I don't need to put up with that faggotery.

My mom won't kick me out since she only has 1 child, she didn't raise me to make me unto a bum now did she? But she keeps on insisting on having me finding a job, but the thing is like I explained earlier where we live I already went almost everywhere to apply for a job and it was no go. I don't even want to work really.

She makes me dinner whitout a problem though, ANYTIME I am HUNGRY. Much win amiright?

Fapping didn't taste good? As in eating your own cum? Cumming actually is shit, you need to keep on fapping whitout actually giving in to jerking off. Trust me that's better than drugs and harmless, my brain is addicted to that substance.

>>49171

Yeah much thanks, I will go check that on monday in the morning. Pic related.
>> Anonymous
>>48485
Pic from Charlie Jade?
>> Anonymous
Sites like ccbill and shit don't put "mydogfuckedmywifehd.com" in any bank transactions log. It will be something like "CCBILL XPTO 3847 M***".

Also, get a bank account and receive that things by e-mail. Just like me! :D
>> Anonymous
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Dudes, i woundlt lose free rent. i'm 40 y.o. and living in the garage, my command center. its cool though i get to play xbox, wow, and fap instead of going to sum dumb job.
>> Anonymous
>>49222

>CCBILL XPTO 3847 M

Awsome!!!

I'll just just have to say I used those 29.66 to register for Usenet or something in the line.

>>49219

I totally agree with this, what's the point of "moving out", just to rent a shitty place in the same town my mother lives in? The only reasons for me to actually make me move out are:

- A girlfriend (won't happen)

- Get a job in a city far from where my mother lives (won't happen)

- I win the lottery and become a millionaire (won't happen)
>> Anonymous
>>49244
I messed up the quotes, it should be inverse
>> Anonymous
>>49195
/hc/is not a myspace but..
When I was young My mom was fuckin whore she had so many fuckers-motherfuckers. All of them was idiots and retarded persons. When I was 11 she born doughter my sister(she have another father ofcorz). When I get 14 I starts having troubles with her. She dont like my hobbys allways said to averybody around that im retarded couse im not like others. I working before (about 4 years)in shitty job. Now I have 2 lazy months and I cant stand her! My sis gets problems too.
Im social retarded but somehow I like it.
Just need to find good job and rent flat.
But sis will suffer alone.
BTW im not eating cum and DO NOT WANT
Fapping bored me 4chan bored me.
I can imagine my future I think nothing will change.
>> Anonymous
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>>49222
I like it!
>> Anonymous
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>>49278

>/hc/is not a myspace but..

That is not myspace, since we are not BAWWING about wounds that won't heil, but merely talking. One of my cousin is an emo (picked it up by playing some shitty Korean MMO, how gay is that?) he looks like a fucking fag and he cuts himself too 'to relieve das pein".

>When I was young My mom was fuckin whore

My mom was always nice and caring and I did not turn out much different than you.

>Im social retarded but somehow I like it.

I am not sure if socially retarded fits me, but I guess it does as I am introverted.

>BTW im not eating cum and DO NOT WANT

Do not want, what? You misunderstood me I think? I do not eat my own cum either, when I was talking about "substance" I was refering to endorphine? (that's the name of the chemical that is released unto the brain when someones cum, right?)

>Fapping bored me 4chan bored me.

4chan used to be good...

>I can imagine my future I think nothing will change.

I knew since I was 14 that I would never have a steady girlfriend, 12 years later I am still right. I am not a virgin though, I fucked about 4 prostitutes in my lifetime.

Nothing will change for me and I like it just the way it is.
>> Anonymous
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>>49332
And Im still virgin.
Need to try prostitute but it cost:/
>> Anonymous
>>49363
That depends, what are your expectations? I had high expecations (meaning I only wanted to fuck some real hot bitches) so I had to wait until me and my ex-friend together with some faggy looking friend of his would decide to try out whores, so we splited the cost of driving, gas and other stuff and went to the nearest brothel.
>> Anonymous
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>>49374
I have to choose. Not to many in my area :/
There are more but I dont like it.
>> Anonymous
>>49399
How much they charge?
>> Anonymous
>>49413
Its about 100 dolars per 90minutes.
And one 200/90m
Im not from USA :D
>> Anonymous
>>49417
Where then? Are you next to Spain? Romania? Hungary? You can get cheap sex from there!
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C-C-Combo Breaker!!
>> Anonymous
OP here,

Sway! Sway! Sway! Keep them flowing!
>> Anonymous
Almost same situation here. 25, living with mom (but in a nice and big room), on unemployment pay. I could get shitty jobs, even well-paying ones (downside being graveyard shift) but I don't want to. I would rather play computer games all day, and when I somehow get motivated to try and do something productive I get distracted by pr0n and fap and just don't want to do it anymore.
>> Anonymous
You will be in the same place in 10 years if you don't get off your ass and get a job.

I lived with my parents while I was in college and once I was done I got the hell away from them. An apartment by yourself does not cost that much. Stop fapping so much and get a job. You can then fap at work.
>> Anonymous
>>49562
>I would rather play computer games all day, and when I somehow get motivated to try and do something productive I get distracted by pr0n and fap and just don't want to do it anymore.

OP here,

Wow wtf, you just made a totally accurate description of me. We could be twins!
>> Anonymous
OP here again,

Fucking puretna tracker is fucking up every 15 minutes, they better fix it soon causeI need my fix for the night.
>> Anonymous
move out of your parents house you dumb faggot
>> Anonymous
>>49661
>>48416

Copy pasta and samefag.
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>>49449
In Czech Republic(close to)its legal in my country still not.
>>49562
I can get shitty job either but I don wont it.
Its really hard to moviate myself.
My PC getting to old and my modchiped Wii is rubbish. Im spending a lot of time downloading games and prOn.
>>49564
I fapped at work many limes :D
>>49633
In puretna my ratio is not moving.
They have some problems.