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Anonymous
english porn is win. moar?
>> Anonymous
Links for OP no password

http://rapidshare.com/files/84170304...ette.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84193496...ette.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84204530...ette.part3.rar
>> Anonymous
I find the few bits of english gonzo-style porn I have to be hilarious. The shooting locations all scream "chav" and what passes for dirty talk makes me double over in laughter.

Words like "botty", "bum" and "fanny" are used. Real playground-sounding stuff.

You can tell from the guy's voice he's some scrawny, wrinkled 55-year old with a bit of a drink problem with associated "drinker's limp" whose dad helped him pop his cherry by taking him to the local whore when he was 15.

I can never fap to it because porn is supposed to be a fantasy, not an ugly reminder that I could end up as pathetic as the guys who make the videos.
>> Anonymous
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>>142999

I... agree...

It's very strange. Many of the best writers of England, Ireland & Wales have had a wonderful way of using their language to humiliate and degrade... yet British pornographers talk like schoolboys.
>> Anonymous
'Fanny' in England is much more offensive (and refers to pussy rather than ass) than it is in the US. For every time they say fanny, just substitute the word cunt instead.
>> Anonymous
>'Fanny' in England is much more offensive (and refers to pussy rather than ass) than it is in the US. For every time they say fanny, just substitute the word cunt instead.

No, wrong. Britfag here and yes it does mean vagoo instead of ass but it's the sort of thing kids say. It's nowhere near the same level of offensiveness as the word cunt, just not on the same level at all.

That aside, everyone in OP's pic is ugly as fuck, I wouldn't fap to it. I wouldn't even let my dog fap to it, assuming he could. I don't have a dog but you get the general idea.
>> Anonymous
Whoa! Watch those fucking teeth! I could get an infection!