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Anonymous
I thought we could have a change of pace in this thread, lets actually talk about porn. What do you like in porn? What do you hate?

Personally I hate:
*Guys talking to the girl in masturbation videos
*How women often moan in porn even when they aren't being touched at all
*When the guy pulls out and cums over the girl making ridiculously loud moaning noises
*Storylines when they can't act at all

Picture slightly related.
>> Anonymous
moaning and censorship in japanese porns of course

http://www.spankwire.com/Moaning-Girl-or-Formula-1-Racer/video22294/
>> Anonymous
When guys jerk themselves off at the end, like any normal couple would do that in real life. It really kills it for me. If i was fucking the girl i would want her to make me cum, not to be needing to jerk off myself, i can do that just fine when i'm alone watching porn.
>> Anonymous
>>189196
Ah, of course, how could I forget Japanese censorship. It's the cruellest thing ever that the country with the hottest women and the greatest porn in the world censors it all.
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Constant moaning because it shows they really aren't interested in it at all.
The retarded porno face some girls make when they're trying way too hard to be sexy.
Way too much makeup (if I wanted clown porn I'd look at clown porn)
And really bad editing, especially when they dub over with her moaning and saying "oh yeah" and it's really clear she isn't making those noises on film

Charlie Laine and Ashlyn Brooks are both good examples of porn taking stunningly beautiful girls and making them less attractive to me with each movie they do. Still I guess that's what most guys like cause porn makers keep doing it.

pic is Charlie Laine a few years ago with nubiles.com and now
>> Anonymous
I have actually never liked analsex.
Not irl, not in porn.
I like when the woman is actually enjoying it, that's why I mostly search for amature stuff. Though it's very hard to find good ones that you haven't seen already.
>> Anonymous
>>189208
I do that pretty often because Im almost never able to cum by just fucking or by a girl jerking me off.
>> Anonymous
>>189445

what the fuck happened to charlie, holy fucking fuck. is she in hardcore now or something, because that's the only reason i could come up with to explain that dirty trampy image.
>> Anonymous
I hate:
-male orgasm face
-shitty music in fucking scenes
-foreign language
-lesbian vids with no strap-on
-overacting, both male and female
>> Anonymous
i agree with with OP
also when you see more of the man than you do the women.
>> Anonymous
SPITTING

It is not attractive and you miss two of every three times. Saliva should be transferred in sensuous tongue movements and not in bubbly projectiles.
>> Anonymous
Spitting and ass-to-mouth. Who the fuck decided these were good ideas?
>> Anonymous
>>189518
Yeah the spitting thing is fuckin gross. I know these chicks are whores and all but the excessive slapping is way too much.
>> Anonymous
i hate the cameraman from bangbros's voice
such a bonerkiller
>> Anonymous
shitty music
bad acting
moaning
dirty talk, man that turns me off, porn and sex alike. what the hell, now I'm angry.

actually, now that I think of it, most of the time I listen to my own music and mute the porn.

slapping
shitty boobjobs and ugly faces.
too much makeup
>*How women often moan in porn even when they aren't being touched at all
>*Storylines when they can't act at all
>moaning
>Constant moaning
>Way too much makeup
>-shitty music in fucking scenes

do you think we're a "sophisticated" minority and that everyone doesn't care or do these feelings apply to everyone?
>> Anonymous
I hate deepthroat gagging, whatever happened to the sensuous blowjob that actually looked like the girl is enjoying it?? hearing other people gag make ME want to gag.. do not want
>> Anonymous
I hate porn when the guy treats the chick like total shit. Spitting in her mouth, strangling her, slapping them in the face. Not cool.
>> overly negative! Anonymous
I think I've become really picky about my porn these days. It doesn't help that with the exception of a few toys or the occasional plug, I'm completely turned off by anal sex and ass-play. That includes rimming.

I hate the spitting thing. It serves no purpose except to revolt. You don't spit in someone's mouth instead of kissing them, you don't spit on someone's cock or cunt instead of licking it. It just makes you look like a fucking troglodyte.

Deepthroat-gagging. Really, is anyone involved actually enjoying that? I highly doubt it. Is it wrong that I enjoy a fair ammount of S&M but straight female degradation completely kills porn for me? I love to watch a girl walk along a knotted rope or have her pussy slapped or put in bondage - but this whole porn subculture of making the woman involved cry sickens me and pisses me off. If she's not enjoying it, I'm not.

Giant cocks, tiny women. Double the hatred if it's one of those stupid fucking rubber-cock sites. If it's the former it simply serves as an ego-boost to the guy and pain for the girl, and for the latter, no one's enjoying themselves.

Complete lack of decent cunnilingus shots/movies. I love a bit of pussy eating, to do or watch. Once in a while I'll find a fantastic clip, but it's like hen's teeth, 99% of the time it might as well not exist.

Not so much hate but still get annoyed by: Girls who don't take their shoes off. It just looks silly.
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I hate talking in porn. Just shut the hell up, a man's voice is an absolute boner killer.
Don't want to hear your ham-fisted, half-assed "ohh yeah baby" "suck that yeah ho" or even worse, when they actually just have a conversation during sex.

Don't put shitty metal music in a porno. NEVER.
Porn jazz from the 70s was perfect, it was smooth and mellow, had a rhythm you could work into in real sex as well, they need to go back to that.

Bright lights and ultra-sharp picture. I hate it. Totally un-sexy and makes it seem like the business transaction that it really is.

Ugly women. I think almost all women in today's porn are generic and ugly.

Reason I only watch vintage and amateur (as in home made, not shitty "first timer" professional porn)

The older stuff is a lot darker and more personal, sensual.
I like eroticism, smart camerawork and directing, something sexy instead of straight up nasty.
>> Anonymous
LIKE
Voluptuous girls
Girls who look like they're enjoying it
Anal sex

DISLIKE
Excess body hair
Spitting, slapping or strangling
Weird gurning males who make ludicrous noises while fucking
>> Anonymous
HATE:
Tattoos.
Flat chested girls who get fake tits. (I'm looking at you Kara Mynor.)
Cumshots where the girl takes it in her mouth and then spits it out all down her chest.
Steroid freak men.
Uncircumcised dicks.
Rimjobs on guys.

LIKE:
Ball licking.
Blowjobs where the girl is actually into it.
I actually like the jap porn where the girl sounds like she's being murdered.
Where the girl continues to suck the guy after he cums.
Where the guy actually plays with the girl's tits.
Good ol' doggy-style hair pulling.
>> Anonymous
i like it when the guy wears a mask and the girl keeps resisting
>> Anonymous
>>189628

Girls often keep their shoes on for a few reasons; the shoe and foot fetish market is bigger than you'd think, heels make you look taller and can make some standing positions more practical if there's a big height disparity and, most importantly, the floors are usually filthy in porn studios, hence women keeping their shoes on and the proliferation of male porn stars naked but for a pair of athletic socks.
>> Anonymous
Like:
Voluptuous and chubby women.
MFF threesomes.
The girl(s) looking like they're enjoying it.
Blowjobs.
Submissiveness on the female side.

Dislike:
Fake tits.
Tattoos.
Piercings.
Scars or anything similar.
Seeing the guy's face for anything more than a short period.
Black or other non-white male performers, beefcakes or anything that distracts me from the fact that the penis in the porno is not mine, because I want to imagine that it is.
More than one guy in the film.
>> Anonymous
Girls who are hot, but their scenes are so terrible you can't fap to them. Brandibelle is an example.
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Hate:
Anal sex
Rimming
Gagging BJ's
Facials...seriously wtf?
Spitting
Dickslaps
Impossibly ugly dudes railing impossibly hot chicks

Love:
Blowjobs the girl is DIGGING
MMF 3-ways with no guy-on-guy
Amateur/homemade porn: real people, real chemistry, no fucked-up industry glitter bullshit.
Dirty talk, moaning
Doggie style
Curvy bitches...not skinny, not fat

As annoying as the makeup is I think I understand it...it makes a girl less likely to be recognized by someone they know IRL.
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you all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots
OH NOES THE GUY IS MOANING OMG I JUST LOST MY ERECTIONS LAWL
>> Anonymous
>>189773
FOAD.

penises are supposed to be seen and not heard. Only homosexuals find the moans of other men appealing.
>> Anonymous
hate:
talking
moaning
when the camera zooms in on the guys face for any interval of time
girls licking/sucking dildos
music in porn

likes:
facials
fat chicks
orgies/threesomes
amateur/homemade videos with decent quality
>> Anonymous
guys in a lesbian scene
fake moaning
pointless music in the background
fake orgasms
so yeah, I've never really watched pr0n and ever actually been satisfied with it...
>> Anonymous
>>189773
Cocks in porn are props, nothing more. Ideal porn: you see the cock but not the man, then at least you can imagine it's yours.
>> Anonymous
Hates:
Incessant talking - see Jenna Haze
Spitting - wtf is wrong with you people?
Throat Phlegm - seriously thats fucking disgusting. leave the mucus out please
Jagging - Makes me want to vomit
Chicks crying - How much damage did your mothers do to you for you to hate women this much?
Spitting cum down your chest - swallow it, you're lucky its not in your eye
Spitting cum into another chicks mouth - fuck the other chick, he chose you to eat his cum
Chicks fingering each other with 3 inch snapon nails - wtf internal vag cuts with your Wolverine claws...
Two or more squirts in a scene - okay you can squirt. Awesome. I dont want to watch a fucking Sea World show
Stupidly firm fake tits - might as well say made in China on them
Stupidly large tits - they are a secondary sex organ, not flotation devices
Men keeping their pants on - fucking French/Italian bullshit. Take you're pants off
Under the breath Frenchman/Italian constant talking - oh oui ma put, ah oui, mange la ma bit. Fucking obnoxious.
Noisy make orgasims - I dont want to hear you swearing, howling, grunting. Shut the fuck up.
Low velocity cumshot - where it drips out of his cock. Seriously, do some keegels.
Low yield cumshot - get some Peter North vitamin supliments
Fake dicks on guys - seriously, just use women then, they are prettier to look at
Fake come - Why?
>> anon
like: guy moaning
violent comming
hate:
female masterbation (but then agen i am a chick, so it always just seems boring to meh/)
dildos
excessive tlking
background music
long pre-sex intros (i'm, here for the fucking sex, its porn for crying out loud)
quiet sex
fisting
>> Anon
(Y)
brutal preteen abuse
disrespect to young girls
exploiting young girls
watching real pain on girls faces
young girls choking on cock

(N)
background music
girls faking it
girls with huge tits or huge pussys
fat chicks
nails
pov porn / handheld cams
constant close ups
submissive males
rangas
pubic hair
ranga pubic hair
bad lingerie / whore outfits / fishnets / whore heels