No porn out there featuring salt?Rule 34 not applicable?
Closest I could find.
FUCK SALT!
You'd think there'd be a video of a gal fucking herself with a salt shaker out there.
will jew chicks suck on mah beef if I put kosher salt on it?
Seasoning is an untapped porn market so far. I wants the ladies covered in the spices. Although that would lead necrophelia to becoming a bit moar of a cooking show rather than a fucking show.