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THE FUNNIEST PORN I EVER WATCHED AND FAPPED TOO!

A couple are sitting on a bench in their backyard. They are discussing the awesomeness of their lemons int he cheesiest yet lulziest dialogue ever. All of the sudden*POW* A lemon stealing whore appears! She starts stealing the lemons. The couple is still talking about their awesome lemons, then they notice they have checked it in the last 10 seconds. So they look, and they see the whore! The man screams 'WTF'. The lady screams 'A WHORE!'. Then they chase after her, and get the lemons back. After, the man smacks the whore around and tells her not to steal them again. Then she simply agrees, and goes down on him. He then force fucks her int he ass and she cries. Epic!

SCREENS: http://www.privatepornpictures.com/homemade/albums/userpics/10531/normal_lemon.jpg

http://rapidshare.com/files/99346534/Lemon_Stealing_Whore_Forced_to_Get_Fucked_in_the_Ass.rar
>> Anonymous
I am d/ling. Better be the funniest porn I have ever watched or I'm going to track you down you nigger.
>> Anonymous
I once had this vid too and let me tell u I SHAT BRICKS. It was so funny i had to stop fapping due to all the laughter I was getting. By far the funniest porn i ever watched.
>> Anonymous
aww, is that haily paige?
boo hoo, im sorry your dead.
can it b necro tiem?
>> Anonymous
>>39271
It is too, *cums*
>> Anonymous
>>39052
hey, the girl getting reamed is the girl from Repenetrator (i think). She's not even wearing green makeup or being covered in blood.
>> Anonymous
What movie is this from? I must know.

"THESE ARE OUR LEMONS! YOU LEMON STEALING WHORE!"
>> Anonymous
<3 Joanna Angel
>> Anonymous
fuck, hailey paige

i can't fap to this
>> Anonymous
This is by far the best porno I have seen in about a year. Good job, Anon.
>> Anonymous
is that amy winehouse?
>> Anonymous
HAHA! THis is win! They can't stop laughing!

I need a lemon tree so some lemon whores come over to my place.
>> Anonymous
>>39484
her death only makes my penis harder
>> Anonymous
Not this jewish swine again.
>> Anonymous
damn lemon stealing whores

hahaha this dialogue is priceless
>> Anonymous
that was farkin' hilarious
>> Anonymous
Wait a minute... Gangbang Auditions 20 has a scene almost exactly like that, except it's a bunch of shirtless guys talking about their limes, and then Sasha Knox comes in and starts stuffing them in her panties. No joke.
>> Anonymous
>>40062
It's an ho-mage.
>> Anonymous
Best porn ever!
>> Anonymous
>>40063
lol
>> Anonymous
it's hard out dere on da streets
>> Anonymous
This scene is from the movie "Virgin Teritory" by Smash Pictures.
>> Anonymous
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I doubt it can beat the one where a woman catches her husband fucking a chubby punk girl, but I will download this.
>> Anonymous
omg, this is brilliant!
>> Anonymous
>>40592
DO WANT
>> Anonymous
>>40607
puretna, buddy.

But I stand corrected. First 30 seconds of this lemony porn made it totallemony worth it.

"Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?"
>> Anonymous
http://www.spankwire.com/articles/112739/Ginger-Lea-Anal-Swine.html

Anon delivers.
>> Anonymous
Anon can't fap :(. It's too fucking hillarious XD
>> Anonymous
i was fine until at 11min mark when hailey says "FUCK THE LEMON JUICE OUT OF HER!"
>> Anonymous
>>39484

my poor poor haley... you left a hole in my heart.
>> Anonymous
Poor Haley :<
>> Anonymous
guaged ears = insta sage
>> Anonymous
why is no-one concerned for the lemons?
>> Anonymous
I'm glad she's dead.

I can only hope that Sandra Romain, Katja Kassin, Lucy Lee, Gia Paloma, Olivia O' lovely, and every other porn fatty follow her example
>> Anonymous
"If your really good you can have a lemon, only one."
>> Anonymous
Lemon stealing whore: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSJtot8cbK0
>> Anonymous
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>>40777

Sandra Romain is fat? You're a fucking idiot.
>> Anonymous
in b4 lemon is now a meme