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HOW DO I SHOT LIKE PETER NORTH??
srs question.
>> Anonymous
1. get a bottle of lotion
2. hide it off-screen.
3. ???
4. profit
>> Anonymous
The first, and easiest thing you can do is drink water. About eight 8oz.(64oz total) glasses of liquid per day. Any drink that has caffine or alcohol doesn't count as those will dehydrate you. Not saying you can't drink those things, just don't count them as part of your liquid intake. Drinking some juice helps so you don't get bored of drinking water all day. Also, I've noticed that if 16 of the 64oz. are milk I seem to get a thicker load. I usually do a bowl of cereal for breakfast and then another glass a few hours later.

The only other thing I do is take some zinc. You have to be careful not to take too much. When you take it, make sure you do so with food or juice. I usually take about 25mg per day. If I know I'm going to be busting a nut on a specific day, I'll take 50mg around 2 or 3pm.

Other than that, the tried and true method of saving up a load for a day or so also works.
>> Anonymous
A word of caution: Don't buy any of those expensive supplements you see on-line or in health stores. They are a total waste of money. The main ingredient in most of those is zinc. You can buy a large bottle of zinc by itself for less than $10 at the super market. All the other ingredients are just fillers to make it sound like some exotic formula.

The only other thing that I've tried that works is Maca. You can find it in most health stores. I stopped using this stuff for a couple of reasons. Although maca is scientifically proven to increase seaman production, I found the results to be inconsistent. This stuff is rather expensive for it to only work inconsistently. The other little side effect is that it makes you horny 24/7. Now for some people that may be a plus, but I've never had a problem with that. So it was a little annoying to get a hard on every time the wind blew. If you do decide to try maca, make sure there are no other ingredients included. It comes in powdered form in capsules.

Also, it should take about a week or so for the zinc to really show any noticeable effects. Hope that helps. Let me know how you make out.
>> Anonymous
>>212912
congratulation Sir, you're the only fag, here in /hc/ that keeps asking the same dumb questions (and probably getting off)
you should ask your friends...oh wait, right, your only 'friends' are on 4chan, my bad
>> Anonymous
Buy some l-arginine, soya lecithin granules, and some zinc with added selenium. You can buy these from online shops like healthydirect. I've taken each of these in isolation and together so I know what each of them do individually.

The problem with l-arginine is it gives you stomach cramps. A bottle of l-arginine pills will usually say to take six of them a day to reach the RDA. I can't handle six a day so I take one or two pills, pull them apart so the arginine powder comes out and mix it in a pot of yogurt and do that twice daily. After a week of doing this alone fapping will feel incredible (your dick will feel tinkley) and your cumshots will be slightly larger.

Taking the zinc (don't go over the RDA) alone will make you secrete much more prostatic fluid (the clear greyish part of your cum) and make your cum thicker and again slightly more voloumous.
>> Anonymous
Taking the lecithin alone will increase the amount you cum A LOT, this makes your seminal vesicles feel full. You'll also be spurting wads of clear precum just while fapping, which feels like a mini-orgasm itself. I add a heaping teaspoon of lecithin granules with the arginine in the yogurt.

Eating celery doesn't increase the amount but makes your cum pearly white.

All this for a week in combination with keeping hydrated will easily get you to the holy grail of 10ml of spunk. The average amount an adult male cums is between 2ml to 5ml.

You need to do kegel exercises too, not to increase your cum but to have enough muscle power to shoot it all out, rather than cumming a lot and having it dribble out over the course of a couple of minutes. Taking the lecithin and keeping hydrated is necessary to make your cum more watery, the more watery it is the more you'll shoot at once and the more it'll go everywhere, which makes your cumshot look larger rather than cumming in thick globs.
>> Anonymous
>>212928
>>212946
>>212953
>>212927
So pornstars (or more likely porn ameteurs) browse /hc/, should I be suprised?
>> Anonymous
A couple stalks of celery the day before... according to Peter North.
>> Anonymous
You have to excercise your pc muscles, ie the big between your scrote and a-hole, I used to do sets of about 50 in a row then do some where you hold it for like 10 seconds. You can do it at your desk at work. Makes orgasm stage last longer and the "super stiff" part of orgasm is more constant rather than sort of in in pulses, oh and it's more intense too! Dunno about quantity, maybe save it up more?!
>> Anonymous
Easy answer: Take 3 L-Arginine capsules about 15 minutes before you're going to fuck. You will shoot like Petey, believe me. You can buy it in the vitamins/supplements section at WalMart.
>> Anonymous
informative thread is informative
>> Anonymous
have any porn cocks been with ashlynn brooke, please tell us how great she is? this question comes from crazy ashlynn fan.
>> Anonymous
>>213080
Every thread you come to always fucking fails.
>> Anonymous
>>213081
LOL, but you would miss me if i wasn't here.
>> Anonymous
no, we would just hope you were dead
>> Anonymous
he did some advertising for "maximum pills"
www.maximumpills.com
>> Anonymous
Sauce on OP's pic?
>> Anonymous
>>213089
check out the thread i posted where ashlynn gets killed and then this guy fucks her dead body, it is funny and she has the star wars reference in it.
>> Anonymous
DRINK PINEAPPLE JUICE.
>> Anonymous
>>212970
+1 on the celery.
>> Anonymous
>>212970
He also admitted to taking pills afterwards saying he's been doing it his whole career.


>>213140
That's to make it taste better, not give larger amounts
>> Anonymous
>>213101

look in the fucking top right corner you fucktard. and fake pic is fake. its from kingdomcum.com fake dicks and fake cum, the fucktard webmaster used to spam the shit out of the facial newsgroups. I hope his entire family gets cancer.
>> Anonymous
>>212955

Yeah, amateur porn star here. I'm this guy>>212927
>>212928

I'm sure you guys have seen my work. In fact, one of my pics is currently an OP on one of the threads in /hc/. But in the spirit of being Anonymous I'm not going to say which thread.