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Dream girl Anonymous
Hey /hc/, I have a question. I love my girlfriend, & I think she's the one. She's amazing in bed, & can even give amazing head in her sleep. The thing is, she's my first girlfriend, & I don't wanna lose a good thing. Should I stay? Pic not related
>> Consequence
There's no guarantee you'll ever find anything better than what you got. The only guarantee is it will be different than what you got.


If you're happy with what you got, then why are you worried?
>> Anonymous
I don't understand the dilema. You love her, "she's the one", she's fucks good...why would you not stay?
>> Anonymous
Assuming that you aren't a lying fucktard, which you probably are, what's the dilemma? If you've found the perfect girl, no need to go out looking for more, even if she is your first.
>> Anonymous
>>29060
My dad was a player growing up, & wants me to follow in his footsteps. So he pressures me a lot to break up with her & get a new girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>29066

Stop being such a pussy. If you've found someone you like, surely your father should be happy for you? Why are you letting yourself be manipulated by him just so he can have a carbon copy of himself running around?
>> Anonymous
>>29066
I suggest that you beat your dad with a tire iron and tell him to mind his own fucking business.
>> Anonymous
nah dude, the same thing happened to me recently, pretty much the same circumstance, and they are those times when i get the yearning for other girls, cuz i know i can, easy, but the one i got is great

if you're happy aside from the sex stuff, and then the sex stuff is fucking awesome, stick with it, cuz its just the icing, but if it is just the sex, and its good, maybe keep your options open
>> Anonymous
>>29070
My dad is 3 times my size. If a tire iron would work, I'd use it.
>>29069
Because he's a dick
>> Anonymous
>>29057
if you leave her you will never get laid again
>> Anonymous
>>29080
I wouldn't doubt it
>>29071
She was perfect BEFORE the sex. Now I feel like God rewarded me on accident.
>> Anonymous
>>29077
If you aren't willing to take a beating to stand up for your girl, then you don't deserve her.

Next time he starts in on you, tell him to fuck off. If you think doing so might provoke him to violence, purchase a high voltage stun gun beforehand.
>> Anonymous
>>29089
Trust me, I'd kill my dad in a heartbeat. The thing is, I'd seriously need a shotgun to his forehead to do it. He's shorter than me, but he's straight muscle & has thick ass bones (not a guess, he got the density checked & it went off the chart)
>> Anonymous
>>29070
>>29077

Go for the knees. Man can't walk, man can't fight.
>> Anonymous
Tell you dad to fuck off, don't be such a punk bitch. It's your cock and your business where it goes.

Maybe your dad was a "player" because he couldn't make any bitches happy enough to stay with him.
>> Anonymous
>>29095
You'd be surprised. He beat the fuck out of someone while he was blacked out in hi s20's. In b4 trend of unconsious actions
>> Anonymous
>>29091
You got the same genes don't you? Get your puny ass to /fit/ and beef up for the ultimate showdown.
>> Anonymous
This should be the first thing archived for /hc/
>> Anonymous
>>29091
>>29099
I wasn't kidding about the stun gun. Hit him with 900,000 volts and he isn't going to be much of a threat.
>> Anonymous
If you want to be a player, you don't have to break up with her in order to sleep with other girls, shitbird......

Threesomes exist for a reason
>> Anonymous
>>29099

If you shatter someone's joints.. they aren't capable of using them. I don't care if he raeped Tyra Banks in the ass and doesn't afraid of anything... if you break his legs, he's not going to get up and chase you.

Or, you could have your girl come on to him, then get him v& when he takes the bait, since it sounds like you're not old enough to be in /hc/ to begin with.
>> Anonymous
>>29104
Dude, I saw him almost take off his own thumb with a handaxe & not even flinch. He also broke a few parts of his spine & didn't know for 2 years. He didn't know because he thought he PULLED A MUSCLE.

Though I've never seen him tazed...
>> Anonymous
Dude.Don't make a huge mistake.If she is anywhere near as cool as you describe her, than shes the one.Unless you don't wan't her.Then you can just give to me.
>> Anonymous
>>29106
She's younger than me, but I'm legal
>> Anonymous
>>29105
Trust me, I've tried that. She's even friends with a few bi girls. She doesn't want anyone but me she says.
>> Anonymous
>>29115
Not so perfect then, is she?
>> Anonymous
>>29122
Eh, one flaw is surviveable
>> Anonymous
>>29132
Do you think it might re-trigger his seizures?
>> Anonymous
>>29109
Threshold for pain doesn't matter when you've got 900,000 volts running through your body. Stun guns don't rely on pain. They disrupt the nervous system- the electricity interrupts the neurological impulses that control muscle movement.
>> Anonymous
>>29135
It's possible, but if he's such an asshole, that might not be a bad thing.
>> Anonymous
>>29138
I know, that's what I'm thinking
>> Anonymous
This is multiple types of hardcore at the same time. Archival is necessiary.
>> Anonymous
>>29066

Man the fuck up and tell him off. If you're happy, then to hell with what he thinks, she's a keeper (unless this is a troll post, then fuck you).
>> Anonymous
>>29147
Why would a troll not be over-the-top epic or pissing people off? I promise, I am no troll
>> Anonymous
>>29154

You're pissing people off by being a pussy and considering leaving the perfect girl because your father wants to you be a man-slut.

Tell him to crawl up his own ass.
>> Anonymous
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>>29160
I'm not considering leaving actually, she wanted me to post to see people's opinions, since earlier in the relationship we went through this. But, as repayment for your opinions, a pic.
>> Anonymous
>>29166
This pic IS related btw
>> Anonymous
>>29166

...Also, this is just personal advice, but don't post pics of her if you love her so much. Seriously, what does anon deserve of her?

in b4 a thousand contradiction opinions.
>> Anonymous
You don't have to beat him up, stun gun him, or break his legs. You just have to ignore him.
Unless he intends to beat you for not following his RETARDED advice.
If your girl is as good as you say, then stay with it. It won't get any better with someone else.
>> Anonymous
>>29186
So you wouldn't think I'm trolling, & so you'd see how lucky I am
>> Anonymous
I'd stay with her if she is infact "the perfect girl". Assuming you could easily find another girl after her it would just feel empty at that point.
>> Anonymous
when i read this shit i had to fucking scroll up to make sure i didnt accidentally shitfuck over to /b/. that is where you should be. ive heard they make good pasta over there too. now get the fuck out
>> Anonymous
>>29199
was literally just about to post the same notion
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
>>29057

she isn't the one for you. Stay with her and have a good time until things wear out, but don't settle down.
>> Anonymous
>>29066
Your dads a fat retard.
>> Anonymous
>>29057
if you get along well, and she's not a dumbass, stay with her.
>> Anonymous
TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>29089
Approved.
>> Anonymous
>>29166

Im calling bullshit. she wanted the opinions of poster from 4chan on a serious question?

Bullshit.
>> Anonymous
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FUCKWIT!
>> Anonymous
>& can even give amazing head in her sleep

Fucking keep her

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>> Anonymous
Uh, the only thing you mentioned specifically about her was related to sex. Says a lot.
>> Anonymous
Hey /hc/, I have a question. I love my girlfriend, & I think she's the one. She's amazing in bed, & can even give amazing head in her sleep. The thing is, she's my first girlfriend, & I don't wanna lose a good thing. Should I stay? Pic not related
>> Anonymous
>>29057
speaking from personal experiance stay with her. I dumped my high school sweetie and it was the worst thing i ever did.
>> Anonymous
>>29057
im in the exact same situation, it would probly kill me if i broke up with her, i just wanna fuck my best friend so bad tho :(
>> Anonymous
>>30480
...chuck?
>> Anonymous
fucking is not everything, you will notice that in a couple of years ;)
>> Anonymous
>>30553

lol whut
>> Anonymous
>>29091
>>29109
.45, man stopper
.45 hollow point, man dropper
if the latter doesn't take him down, well then, you're pretty much fucked.
>> Anonymous
plenty of fish in the seas
>> Anonymous
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>>30601
>> Anonymous
Assuming this is 4 real I agree with our /b/rothers here


1) fuck your dad in the ass. If youve got a hot girl youre happy with theres no reason to move on. If you guys end up breaking up then deal with that when it happens, but dont break up just cuz your dad wants you to. your dad is a retard. and the next girl you get with might not be good in bed or at head so fucking stay with this one. so STOP BEING A PUSSY and tell your dad to piss off. who cares how much bigger than you he is. MAYBE he just wants you to get a backbone? ever think about that?

2) play life by ear. u never know whats gonna happen. If youre happy just stay with her. (same as #1 but taking the big picture into the equasion)
>> Anonymous
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I think I fell into a One Tree Hill time warp !