more like this please!
OH SHI-
>>238323SHIT HO-
Not cool, I'm always afraid of that
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If this happened I'd stifle my laughter and keep going to maximize damage, thus maximizing her embarrassment when I bring it to her attention.If this happened to my girlfriend I'd use it to earn some mega "I'm such a disgusting person I can't believe that happened... my boyfriend is so sweet for not laughing/getting pissed/freaking out and staying mature and cool about it and supporting my self esteem despite it. I hate myself" points.Why? Because indirectly annihilating your bitch's self esteem while appearing (even mildly) heroic will make her your BITCH and not your girlfriend. The benefits of manipulating the ones you love are amazing.
This happens with my gf about 1 out of 9 times we buttsex.I still keep going. Im not into poo, but I have a fart fetish, so I can get into the smell.
Omg why doest this happen? Do I have to have an enema before each time? Omg I don't want it to happen.
This makes me hard.
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>>238355Um.. my gf and I have never had this happen, not even close. She doesn't take any special care of her colon, fyi. I guess just make sure you don't need to shit and keep a clean asshole?
High fiber diet is the key. Then the poo comes out as hard nuggets, and after a good dump the pipes are clean.
>>238345>my boyfriend is so sweet for not laughing/getting pissed/freaking outwouldn't she logically go "FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER, I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T WANT ANAL IN THE FIRST PLACE".