So my girlfriend comes home at the end of the week.I want to give her a nice creampie when she gets back, so how many days should i go without cumming to maximize my load?
>>190686lies.see you on page 11
no lies. that's not her though.
Jerk to the brink of orgasm several times aday, but dont actually set yourself off, itll be like a fire hose when you finaly do, but itll come very quickly. Be careful the farther you get during the week, youll go off easyer.
>>190686Heh, she might come home with a creampie if you are not careful.
i do not recommend... it will be hard to have sex for longer than 20 mins... but if thats what you want... DO IT FAGGOT
>>190722You could just jerk off into a jar for the rest of the week and then just use a turkey baster to plant it in.
LOL!! You guys are funny!
op, sauce of pic?
ask your best friend to do it for ya! what are friends for???
>>190708This.Found it through a stupid dare with an old partner. Ever cleaned cum off of ceiling lights?
>>190708WOW i just did this and i came all over my face
Eat celery and drink lots of pineapple juice. The secret to coming buckets besides giving yourself blueballs for several days is to keep hydrated. Also the enzymes in the celery and pineapple will make your cum taste nicer so she may actually enjoy being covered in your gentleman's relish.
>>191271Last time I checked, there are no tastebuds inside a vag.
>>191445Oh my god.
>>191445There are tastebuds in your mouth, dickless. Tell your dad/grandpa/uncle to put it in there next time.
>>191445What's your point? Chances are her vag isn't the only place he'll be coming.
that looks like a multituded screwed woman