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Ok /hc/ so today my girlfriend decided that we're going to try anal some time soon. Awesome right? I love her kinkiness. Anyway just out of curiosity lets list some of the benefits of anal sex. She said she read that it's supposed to feel really fucking good for both of use.Not to mention the whole your butt can't get pregnant thing. What else?
>> Anonymous
>can't get pregnant

Mr.Splash says hello.

So does Mr.RealityCheck
>> Anonymous
guide/tips on anal sex

http://tinyurl.com/4ukzbt
>> Anonymous
guide/tips on anal sex

http://tinyurl.com/3p3fu4
>> Anonymous
It's really good I actually prefer it to vaginal because of the way it makes your balls feel.
>> Anonymous
>>87423It's really good I actually prefer it to vaginal because of the way it makes your balls feel.

do you shove your balls inside girls asses when you anally fuck them?

my girlfriend prefers vaginal because she likes the way my balls feel smacking her clit when i fuck her from behind
>> Anonymous
>>87404
fucked my ex in the ass several times. if by splash you mean, somehow...your semen leaks out of their ass into their vag, then i guess if the couple is really really stupid and doesnt use caution then yeah, sure, guess the girl could get pregnant. but aside from that its impossible.
>> Anonymous
>>87427fucked my ex in the ass several times. if by splash you mean, somehow...your semen leaks out of their ass into their vag, then i guess if the couple is really really stupid and doesnt use caution then yeah, sure, guess the girl could get pregnant. but aside from that its impossible.

what? as soon as you pull out or even before there is some leakage. christ, good luck buddy. Falcon punch her if she gets preggers from your "innocent" ass fucking.
>> Anonymous
>>87437
I don't know about you, but when I come inside my girlfriends ass it doesn't leak out. Maybe you're not long enough to actually get the semen INSIDE her ass.
>> Anonymous
BURN
>> Anonymous
>>87437

Do you even know what girl anatomy looks like?

1: If she's on top, gravity prevents anything getting anywhere near the inside of her pussy.
2: If you do it fron the front, gravity once again prevents anything from even touching her pussy.
3: If doggystyle, yeah the smallest amount of cum might trickle over her labia, but it's not gonna go inside. Plus any dumbshit would probably wipe the area clean or go have a shower after that shit so it's a non-issue.

Virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>87474
lemme get this straight, you just said that if a girl is on top, she cant get pregnant...
>> Anonymous
>>87483

that's pretty much what he said, yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>87489
No, he said that its impossible to get pregnant from having anal sex if the girl is on the top, which is correct.

I mean it might be possble to shoot it such that it hits the vagina, and with such force that some sperm actually got inside and up high enough to find an egg... But honestly.
>> Anonymous
>>87483

If you're doing her in the ass... Yes.
Are you fucking retarded? There's no magical passage that links her ass to her womb. How is the cum gonna trickle out of her ass, then back up ~6 inches of pussy?
>> Anonymous
>>87494
Agreed. It might be able to enter the rim of the vagina but how is it supposed to get all the way in? Women only become pregnant because the semen gets in by the penis being fully inserted.
>> Anonymous
Yes, semen can potentially leak out of the anus and into the vagina.

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22anal%20sex%22%20semen%20leak%20vagina


Regardless, the many physical risks alone greatly outweigh the few benefits of anal sex.

http://damon4.bravehost.com/
>> Anonymous
Buttsex Pros and Cons

Pros
-Penis acts as cleaner brush
-Stimulation of poop nerve

Cons
-AIDS
-Penis in the anus
>> Anonymous
More like
Pros:
Pleasure

Cons:
Penis urinary tract infections
AIDS
Other diseases
Proctitis
Fissures
Hemorrhoids
Prolapse
Fecal Incontinence
Ugly Anus
Poopdick
... shall I go on?
>> Anonymous
>>87515
The reason those kind of "teen health" sites say shit like that is because it's idiot proof. It's easier to just say that "YOU WILL GET PREGNANT IF YOU DON'T WEAR A CONDOM WHILE REMAINING ABSTINANT" instead of making a list of possible solutions and workarounds.

I would imagine the percentage of pregnancy from *just* anal sex is something close to 0.00001%
And if anyone actually DID get pregnant from anal sex, its because they are a crack whore who passed out on their stomach straight after, and through amazing odds, cum oozed its way into her pussy, which she didn't clean for the next 2 weeks.

Either way, anal doesn't really float my boat, but whatever.
>> Anonymous
>>87521
please keep reality out of here
>> Anonymous
>>87474
You fucking idiot.

The sperm can travel in the vaginal fluids regardless of gravity.
>> Anonymous
>>87401

Holy fuck nostalgia bomb, I used to jerk off to this girl all the time. Can't remember her name though, anyone else know?
>> Anonymous
>>87645
ANALSEXANALSEXANALSEXANALSEXANALSEXANALSEXANAL

You retarded or just a troll

>>87521
If you use enough lube, most of that list really doesn't apply, anal sex with lube puts less pressure on the rectum than a really bad ****.
>> Anonymous
>>Penis urinary tract infections
Very low chance if you use an enema
>>AIDS / Other diseases
Don't have sex with whores, same as vaginal sex
>>Proctitis Fissures Hemorrhoids
Not going to happen with lubricant
>>Prolapse
Lube and kegels will eliminate the small risk greatly
>>Fecal Incontinence
Kegels will eliminate the small risk greatly
>>Ugly Anus
coming up with weak shit now aren't you? 'Mr/Ms. Doe, I'm sorry to inform you that I've diagnosed you with UGLY ANUS!!!'
>>Poopdick
Enemas
>>... shall I go on?
No, because you're an ill informed, ill experienced and just stupid religious troll.
Kill yoself homes
>> Anonymous
>>87521
virgin/moron

Pros:
Feels great for both of you
More intense than vaginal for both of you

Cons:
Takes a while for her to get used to it
Risk of fudgecicle

Statistical Fact: pregnancy from anal semen leakage = same likelihood as winning the lottery while being struck by lightning
>> Anonymous
you are sad for saying you love your girlfriends 'kinkyness for doing anal, if your gf asks you to do anal you il at life for not already doing it without anyone talking about it. fucktard.
>> Anonymous
>>87662
Never met a woman IRL
>> Anonymous
>>87662

I don't believe you've ever had sex with a woman.
>> Anonymous
id use a condom i never have but tis probably smart....i dont know if the poop gets sucked back up but ive never had poop on my poker i might just be lucky though
>> Anonymous
>>87401
just remember to use an enema first and use enough lube + finger up ;D If you just JAM IT IN i can tell you that wont get you far,
>> Anonymous
>>87662

Also, if she's so kinky, are you sure sure she meant her ass when she sugested anal sex? I'd check to see if she owns a strap on before agreeing to anything.
>> Anonymous
If you are getting excited that your girlfriend has "decided" to let you fuck her ass, you've been a pussy all your life.
>> Anonymous
>>87660
Mmm, bullshit from an armchair Internet professional *and* an incorrect ad hominem logical fallacy. Lovely.

Anyway, in reality, the receptive person can have problems even if the penetrator is _very_ careful. In addition, some lubricants do damage to the rectal lining, possibly contributing to prolapse, amongst other things.

>>87661
Feels great for the penetrator. Unless you're doing another guy, the recipient may not enjoy it. Women don't have prostate glands to stimulate during anal sex; men do.
>> Anonymous
*sigh* Worst I heard was from a religious girl, she told she doesn't mind have anal or oral sex because it's not really sex, it's only fooling around, so she did not lose her virginity before being married. That was the saddest I personally heard.

Girls are usually sensitive at rimming, the penetration act itself might be enjoyed or not. My gf isn't particularly impressed with it, but for one of my ex-gf, it was her favorite way to come.

Tricks? communication, ask gently, don't be a fool, first few times, TAKE YOUR EFFING TIME, if she doesn't enjoy it, you will not be able to enjoy it anymore, so make sure to make her the center of attention, check for lube, I'd suggest a rubber (that you throw immediately afterwards).
>> Anonymous
why can't you just have sex and get over it? I mean real life anal is way different than pr0n, it's full of shit, literally. And it's kind of gross when it's not yours, but it's still all over your cock.
>> Anonymous
Pros: Feels fantastic, looks sexy, gives a different and potentially more powerful orgasm when used in conjunction with clitoris/vaginal stimulation.

Cons: You need to make sure she's clean, use lots of lube, and go very slowly and carefully at first so as not to damage her. Otherwise, yeah, poopdick or anus damage. The only way you could get a girl pregnant with it is if semen manages to drip out of her anus and down and into her vagina after sex, which doesn't really happen in my experience. The anus holds semen in much better than a vagina does.

Just ignore all of these idiots who are dare I say, talking out of their asses/just trolling. I mean AIDS, seriously? I suppose it just spawns itself when semen encounters the colon these days?

>>87746
Well played, sir.
>> Anonymous
I don´t give a damn anyone know sauce on OP´s Pic?
>> Anonymous
>>87865
>>Mmm, bullshit from an armchair Internet professional *and* an incorrect ad hominem logical fallacy. Lovely.

Coming from you, that's a joke. Stop acting like an intellectual master on the subject when you are nothing of the sort. There is no logical fallacy whatsoever in what he said.
>> Anonymous
>>87865
Oh and I love how you ignored the fact he refuted most of your bullshit. Perhaps the webMD degree wasn't worth your money.
>> Anonymous
> Coming from you, that's a joke.
Ad hominem #1. And who do you think I am, anyway?

> Stop acting like an intellectual master on the subject when you are nothing of the sort.
Ad hominem #2.

> There is no logical fallacy whatsoever in what he said.
There sure is, and you added your own, too.

http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/ad-hominem.html
>> Anonymous
>>88059
He refuted nothing; I see no URLs. Meanwhile, there's a very informative one with reliable sources in>>87515
>> Anonymous
DICK BUTT
>> Anonymous
Hate to break it to you, but its only an ad hominem if used as a preposition. The statement, "You're a retard and should kill yourself because of x, y, and z" is just another form of argument.

In other words
>> Anonymous
>>88079
All of these statements are ad hominem logical fallacies, intended to imply that the person addressed is wrong:

"No, because you're an ill informed, ill experienced and just stupid religious troll."
"Coming from you, that's a joke."
"Stop acting like an intellectual master on the subject when you are nothing of the sort."
>> Anonymous
>>87865
women/men both have sensitive nerves in the anus which by stimulating can cause pleasure
>> Anonymous
>>88082
That's why I said "may not enjoy it" rather than "will not enjoy it." Men are still much more likely to enjoy receptive anal sex than are women.
>> Anonymous
>>88085

Only if they're faggots.

Faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>87895

buttsechs is just fooling around?

how is this NOT a good thing?
>> Anonymous
>>88080
They sound an awful lot like attacks to make fun of you for trying to convince people over the internet.
>> Anonymous
>>88080
"Second, this attack is taken to be evidence against the claim or argument the person in question is making (or presenting)."

??? Since when did he do this in his attack. He refuted you and then called you an idiot.
>> Anonymous
less debate, more /hc/
>> Anonymous
>>88117
See>>88070

Anyway, there are plenty of anecdotes about that people experience problems even when they're careful. Which makes anal sex a real crap shoot.
>> Anonymous
Do it right, girl will like it if she likes it. Some girls will hate it no matter what, but OP, your girlfriend probably isn't one of those types (she's gotta have at least played around in that area is she's suggesting it)

So yeah, lotsa lube, put something smaller then your dick in there first, If your going bareback then she better enema, or you better be ready for mud on the helmet.

That said, it's warmer, it's tighter, and more degrading for all involved. Enjoy.
>> Anonymous
>>87661

Statistical Fact: 98% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Also, you are a faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>88145
You can get a sliver walking barefoot on wood. You can get sick going to the hospital. You can die in a car crash. You can get skin cancer going outside. Whats your point?

The most serious point you've brought up, AIDS & diseases, are a moot point unless you like having sex with random whores and not people who you know well enough. So please spare us your obviously emotionally charged tirade based on your irrelevant morals.

off yourself please
>> Anonymous
I've stuck it up 3 girls poopers now and I can honestly say, butt-sex fucking kicks ass.I don't think I know a better finishing move than blamming up a birds butt. Just taking it hella slow and use lube cuz if you put her off first time she won't wanna do it again. Best way is to fruit her while you doing it so she's move bothered about what you're doing to her clit than whats going on with her ass.
>> Anonymous
The rate of accidental pregnancies using anal as "birth control" is actually comparable to that of using withdrawal - which means it's not reliable at all - since the anus really isn't that far from the vagina, and semen can drip or leak around.

It doesn't feel good for a woman to receive it unless she's practiced. Trust me. Lots of warm-up, lots and lots of lube, and start with fingers, then a buttplug, THEN a dick. Go SLOW.
>> Anonymous
>>87515

That site was interesting until it listed a doctor for Marie Clare Magazine.

Credibility, shot.
>> Anonymous
>>88178
> sliver
>> Anonymous
First the head of your cock and move slowly until she tells you to stop. Pull out, wash and have regular sex. Try another day until she gets used to. If your lucky, by the third time she'll take it whole
>> Anonymous
My ex took it whole the first time she did it. She said it hurt like hell, but then we did that ALL of the time because she said she wasn't ready to lose her true virginity.

I LOVE ANAL.

Makes you feel all warm and good.
>> Nomad !!s/2/5uEfeqr
>>88178
The rectal lining is very likely to be damaged by significant friction during anal sex. The rectum is rather insensitive to pain, too (Merck and N.Z. Med. Journal).

As for probabilities -- they'll never be determined for certain as far as the anal (not rectal) tissues and sphincter muscles go. Why? Because "different people have different levels of susceptibility to anal problems," per a proctologist (Shacket). An M.D. at GayHealth.com also claims that the anal tissue can toughen and stretch with time (http://www.gayhealth.com/templates/network/ask/index.html?record=1112&answer=1&type=1).

>>88237
Can you prove that Dr. Drew Pinsky is wrong? If so, then please do, with references. If you can't, then please refrain from making ad hominem attacks against my sources. You're basically claiming that "he's wrong because he's Pinsky, and that invalidates all of those less controversial sources." Which is utterly ludicrous and invalid logic.
>> Anonymous
>>88401
>>ad hominem attacks against my sources
ad hominem attacks are against a person. gb2 latin school.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Virgins who don't know jack shit.
>> Anonymous
>>88413
>>87865
>>88066
>>88080
>>88401
ITT: Someone crying about ad hominem and anal sex. LoLZ
>> Nomad !!s/2/5uEfeqr
>>88413
Yes, my sources on my web site are humans. What were you expecting -- extraterrestrial aliens? I was unaware of the existence of those, much less their presence on the Internet.

http://damon4.bravehost.com/
>> Anonymous
As long as you scream "ITS IN DA POOPER!" the entire time, you will be fine, and you will both enjoy it.
>> Anonymous
This entire thread = same person
>> Lube Anonymous
For the love of god don't rely on anal as birth control. As soon as semen hits labia, the odds are the same as full-on sex.

That being said, some tips for good anal.
1. Lube: lots and lots of it. I like Astroglide.
2. Start with one finger, then two, before going for the full monty.
3. Be gentle. It'll take her time to get used to it before it really starts to feel good.
4. Lube.
4. LUBE.
>> Anonymous
>>88424
Haha i remember u. u were the kid crying a year ago about anal guess u still still don't have a life? too bad you're just an idiot on a porn site who'll never have the chance for anal let alone vaginal.

>>88442

you seriously saying that sperm @ labia has an equal chance as sperm @ cervex? youdowns?
>> Anonymous
shit dick ftw.