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Anonymous
Help me out /hc/. The wife wants to try talking dirty. I'm trying to think up all the dirty, derogatory, degrading sexual insults and names I can. Here's what I've got so far, includes the classics...

Bimbo, slut, whore, cocksucker, cumslut, cumdump, (stupid) bitch...

Admittedly I am uncreative, so help me out!
>> Anonymous
read sexylosers.

/thread
>> Anonymous
cunt. there is no single more derogatory word in the english language.
>> Anonymous
Describe stuff to her, don't just call her names. That gets old fast.

(lol, "Bimbo").
>> Anonymous
woman lololololololololololololololololo
>> Anonymous
you wanna call your wife a bimbo? gl with that faggot.
>> Anonymous
Don't just talk dirty, go the whole nine. Tell her to dress up like a complete ho one night. Like some kind of hooker in heels and a miniskirt, way too much make up, etc. Take her out on a date somewhere you two wouldn't normally go. Basically, cheat on your wife with your wife. Then take her home and fuck her like the bimbo she's been acting like all night, like she's some random piece of ass you don't really care about. Not only does it make for really hot, hard sex, but it sets the mood for coming up with some creative derogatory language.

If you can convince her to loosen up and have some fun this way it will really spice things up.
>> Anonymous
>>61924
You're obviously a virgin. Women love that kind of talk in bed. Normally, no, you can't just pass by her in the hallway and cough out "Bimbo", but when they're horny they love being treated like a piece of ass.
>> Anonymous
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Yeah we're going the whole way and I'm definitely not limiting the talk to name calling- just trying to add to my vocabulary, yeah?
>> Anonymous
Tell her how much she loves your big thick dick banging her cunt, and how she wishes for it all day long.

Worked for me.
>> Anonymous
call her a fag
>> Anonymous
Snotslurping cuntshitter skizzsucker distended choad niggershit crapalack dog vomit retard horsebutt anuschomp
>> Anonymous
Haha, yeah call her a scientologist.
>> Anonymous
"Fuckpit" and "cockholder" is always good.
>> Anonymous
If that's your wife in the pic... let me fuck her. That'll turn her on and you'll have great sex from then on. Honest. *cough*
>> /tv/ here
Call her a hipster and say her cocksucking is pretentious.
>> Anonymous
I've always liked "cumrag" What's better then calling her names is making her respond. Are you my nasty little whore? Are you my dirty little cumdump?
>> Anonymous
call her a bitch
>> Hello
Tell her your taping the whole thing and you're going to send the audio file to everyone at her office to prove to them what a dirty cunt she is. Then actually do it. Bet she doesn't ask you to talk dirty again ;)
>> Anonymous
Just tell her you want to kiss every inch of her body. Not really dirty but chicks dig it.
>> Anonymous
i think you should tell her that she's a cum dumpster and/or her face is a sperm bank, or one of my favorites, cadbury cunt cream
>> Anonymous
lol bimbo.
>> Anonymous
meathole, fuckbag, playhole.
>> Anonymous
>>61911

Call her a cum-burping gutterslut.
>> Anonymous
I second scientologist.
>> Anonymous
>>62004

This is correct. After you call her, for instance, a "slut," make sure she says the word herself. A simple "yes" is insufficient: you're looking for "I'm your dirty little slut" or something along those lines. When she gets it wrong prompt her to say the whole thing. Punctuate your encouragements with vigorous pounding as needed.
>> Anonymous
enjoy your divorce
>> Anonymous
>>62153
lol

How about: worthless piece of shit whore.
Or just watch Max hardcore.
Also, I call my penis "the baby raper"
>> OP
>>62152

Do you think I should slap her around a bit? I've heard from /b/ that women like it when you hit them while you're fucking them, but I've not yet had the balls to try it.
>> Anonymous
>>62160

Having experimented only with some ass-slapping and light bondage myself, I have no idea. It'd probably to be a disaster unless she specifically asks for it. The "pounding" of the previous post is to be accomplished with the cock.
>> Anonymous
call her a whore a couple of times in a row.. then switch it up on her and call her a hole.
>> OP
>>62164

Oh, I thought you meant to pound her with my fist. I think tonight I'm going to see how she likes it when I beat her tits black and blue while I fuck her and call her a worthless cumdumpster. I bet she cums rockets.
>> Anonymous
>>62166
That course of action seems pretty likely to result in some kind of explosion all right.
>> Anonymous
>>61924
>>62153
Read carefully, retards, he says the wife wants it.
>> Anonymous
>>62160

Really? You're going to trust /b/?? Fail harder.

>>62152
This, on the other hand, has potential. The girl I'm fucking right now loves this, and she's totally submissive.
>> Anonymous
With my girlfriend I get her to say she's my dirty whore, that she want's my cock in her cunt, that kind of thing. When I'm doing her from behind i'll give her ass a good spanking and sratch down her back (not too hard with these, you shouldn't leave lasting marks, a little redness is ok i think) also i sometimes tug her hair and slap her tits, again not too hard.

If you can get her to ask for this shit then she'll be putty in your hands.
>> Anonymous
>>61911
From personal experience: Figure out what defines "talking dirty" first. My girlfriend likes to hear shit like "God your pussy is so tight / warm / feels so good / makes me want to come" but doesn't like to be called anything harsher than a slut (And I can't just say "you slut," I have to call her MY slut)

Just make sure you don't cross the line, maybe set some ground rules first
>> Anonymous
Make her call HERSELF dirty names. Make her say she's a slut, make her tell you how much she loves your cock, etc etc.
>> Anonymous
Wait till your half way done with fucking her, then slap her a few times. Chances are when she's really wet she'll love it.

call her a cocksocket. Agree with the "make her say it" advice, thats the truth.
>> Anonymous
My bf uses things like bitch, whore, cocksucker, dirty is always good word to add, dirty whore etc.
He slaps my face, scratches, bites of course not too hard. He chokes me and pulls my hair very hard sometimes, but that might not be your wifes cup of tea.

Just try out new things and take your time, you can easily learn whats enjoyable for the both of you.

>>62263
Has the general idea.
>> Anonymous
>>62575

tits or GTFO
>> Anonymous
Call her a smelly pirate hooker. Works every time.
>> Anonymous
If you really want some extra spice, try this. Go to a "superstore" (ie Walmart, Kmart, etc) and buy a line of rope and some clips that are usually used for boating (the kind that have a snap on one end and a loop on the other. Cut the rope so it can go under the bed and about your wife's height from where she would be on your bed. Do this twice. Instant bondage restraints. After that, make her beg for you to fuck her. Tell her to really convince you, making her call herself your little fuckhole, etc. (most of the terms already mentioned will work quite well). Once you do start, she'll cum buckets (Protip: get a cheap cat of 9. Makes it so you can hit her without that afterthought on your conscience)
>> Anonymous
Tell her you can smell her butt, and it makes you feel sick
>> Anonymous
also fuckslut fucktoy and cumwhore work well
>> Anonymous
Call her a stupid cow, and talk about her udders.
>> Anonymous
>>62696

win
>> Anonymous
>>62696
That's just mean!
>> Anonymous
Here are some good ones: stupid nigger, dirty nigger, dumb nigger, nigger, etc. You get the point.

You can also try substituting "jew" for "nigger."
>> Anonymous
>>63188
ROFLOL
>> Anonymous
>>62152
This guy nailed it.

>>62160
Maybe, but just ask her if she'd like it first. If she doesn't know, ask her if she'd like to try it.
>> Anonymous
>>62279
yeah, my girl usually prefers that i add that "my" bit in, can't just call her "a" whore, has to be "my" whore