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Toy suggestions Anonymous
Hey /hc/, I was wondering, which type of fleshlight should I get, or if not a fleshlight at all, what would you recommend for a amazing nut? INB4 GIRLFRIEND
>> Anonymous
how about, now i know this sounds crazy but hear me out, your hand
>> Anonymous
>>318873
its gotten lame
>> Anonymous
yeah those suck, i mean it feels pretty good i guess, but it's such a pain to clean and go get it. I just use old palmy.
>> Anonymous
I accidentally the fleshlight, the whole thing!
>> Anonymous
I like mine. I have two, but I dont remember which. I would sugest the tighter ones though.
>> Anonymous
Just make sure you don't accidentally your fleshlight.
>> Anonymous
>>318854

Go with one of the super tight options. Unless you're as big around as a soda can, or you're more sensitive than a five year old's anus after father patrick gets to it... Then you'll want the super tight sleeve.

I'd recommend the speed bump, and the vortex. Both are great and create a unique feeling.

It's not as good as sex with another living person. (in b4 shouts of durr hurr necrophilia)

Oh, and I'd recommend getting the butt opening. The mouth looks rather man-like, and the vagina just adds like 1.5 inches of material to push against before your cock hits the sensation in the insert. So get the butt... plus, tighter hole wrapped around you.
>> Anonymous
>>318854
Ooo... You JUST missed out on a special offer. They had an alien vagina fleshlight on sale for $51 (after Area 51), complete with a case, the new, unique vortex texture, metallic blue-green in color and with the alien vagina orifice (with 2 clits). Cheaper than a normal fleshlight with a unique color and orifice and what's said to be an amazing texture. Tsk tsk. Too late.

I'd suggest something tight and textured. So far I bought 4 of these fuckers, but I left them home this year (at college now) as they are kindof a bitch to clean up afterwards. I got the original pink lady, which gets boring fast, the STU, which I think would be good except mine had a defect and lacked some pigment, making it semi-translucent and made it STICK TO EVERYTHING (also making it difficult to use), an ultratight butt, which was nice except that it had a tear inside and didn't last long (apparently this happens often with the ultratight) and finally my last one is the wonderwave butt. That's probably the best, but the textur's a little boring and some of the new ones change constantly and shit so I would think they would be a bit better.

I'd suggest any of the intense textures. Vortex or the Lotus if I had to pick (the lotus is only available with a fleshlight girl option). Oh, and it appears that the turbotube is on sale and is going away, so maybe that too.
>> Anonymous
I got the wonder wave or something like that. Took a couple of times to get used to, but definitely worth it for 4chan losers with no girlfriend options and none in the forseeable future.
>> Anonymous
>>319010"worth it for 4chan losers with no girlfriend options and none in the forseeable future"
>>319010"I got the wonder wave"

...Good job ripping on yourself.
>> Anonymous
agreed, the pink lady sucks, i wasted $80 on that thing. if you really want one, make sure it's real tight, the stuff is super stretchy anyway. i thought about trying these http://www.toydemon.com/shop/ but lately i've been getting laid, so, i've lost the desire to pay-fap.
>> Anonymous
Xantham gum for lube. Get it online; you won't need much more than a few ounces to last a year. Mix up a batch of it the day before you need it, so it has time to soak up the water well. Fleshlight forums have more info on portions.
It's WAY cheaper than buying regular lube at a store, and it doesn't degrade the FL.
>> Anonymous
>>319030
>degrade the FL

I degraded my FL once. Called it a nasty whore. It wasn't happy.
>> Anonymous
I have the vortex ice. Almost as good as the real thing, just be sure to warm it up first. They are a bitch to clean, but I've started wearing a condom whenever I use mine to make cleanup easier.
>> Anonymous
If you have the money, get the one that is like the "training" one or whatever that is supposed to test your willpower to last as long as you can. However, it's a pain in the ass to clean and it uses up shittons of lube to get the best experience so after a while I bet it won't be of much worth to you and you will go back to other more lazy methods.
>> Anonymous
i actually bought the tengu deep throat and double hole 1, its pretty fucking small, it only fits about half my shaft. But either then that its amazing it actually feels like a blowjob except no tongue action.
>> Anonymous
1 box of 100 vinyal gloves = 3.45
1 bottle of jergans= 4.50
>> Anonymous
What's so hard to clean about your FL?

I just take it out of the case, in the shower and pour a little shampoo in & on it... open the back end up & swish my thumb around in there, hook the back end up to the shower head to blast out all the suds & done.
>> Anonymous
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great deals on sex toys!
>> Anonymous
>>319016

He's just being honest. Nothing wrong with that.
>> Anonymous
I have the original & it's just fine. I put a zip-tie around the top where it locks in the casing to make it tight. The best way to use it is without the smaller lid on the end & you can put your palm over the opening & create a suction in it. Feels GREAT when you get that mastered! I also put a homemade attachement on the end that I can hook it up to a cordless drill or saws-all. Sounds crazy but when I was still single I could get very industrious!
>> Anonymous
>>318879
Exactly right.