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im starit but i love anal stimulation, the problem is i stil live with my parents (not underage b& just to poor to get my own place) so i cant order a sex toy online, and i live in a small town where everyone knows me so i cant go to the sex shop/, and all the surrounding towns dont have sex shops, so i cant buy any sex toys to use, any ideas?
>> Anonymous
cactus
>> Anonymous
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do you have rolling pins in your small town?
>> Anonymous
A carrot will do nicely. Be sure to wash it well, or I'd recommend peeling it to the width/length you want, and go from there. When you're done, you can toss it in the neighbor's trash, nobody will ever know...
>> Anonymous
Or put a condom on the carrot. Or the end of a broom handle. Or a cucumber. Or best of all get a GF with a strapon.
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..or try this!!
>> Anonymous
I was lucky and found that my parents had a dildo stashed away in their room just the other week. I spend almost every day with it now.
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Cucumbers.
>> Anonymous
Stop being a pussy and stick your finger up your ass. Push it in until you feel the base of your dick then rub there.

Get a bucket, you'll need it. If you haven't done it before you will cum like a firehose.
>> Anonymous
Order online. Check if they have discrete packaging. Wait 2 weeks and that 13" Rape-o-matic black shlong will arrive in a brown box with nothing else other than your name and a return address. 90% the company won't even put their name on the package.
>> Anonymous
Ice Cube
>> Anonymous
Don't be a pussy and just buy it online or from the sex shop. Don't be embarrassed faggot.
>> Anonymous
protip: po box
>> Anonymous
>>325614
So you're sticking the dildo up you ass which has been in your mom's vagoo or in your dad's ass. Congratulations.
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I used to use a rod from a metal chair that was detachable. I would not really recommend that.

I later used the drumstick from the PS2 game "Taiko Drum master"
>> Anonymous
lol well id have to say i love anal stim too it's a realy great feeling, funny thing is i have a friend thats a girl that made me try it but yea just buy one off the net a prostate stim would prolly be great for ya
>> Anonymous
Does Anyone have anything they really like to do with anal stym they would like to share?
>> Anonymous
Cause i haven't really done Anything but use a finger which has wrked fine for the extra stim but just wanted to see if i could get anymore input on that
>> Anonymous
anything? lol common someone must have some kinda special thing they would like to share!
>> Anonymous
Get a cordless drill and a screwdriver with a smooth surface and if possible no holes in it. Then attach the screwdriver on the place where the drill bit is supposed to go. Just use it on low speeds.
>> Anonymous
o0o0o soo it spins it around inside slowly? sounds interesting
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Speaking of online stores

Does anyone know of an online store that sells the dildo that jayda diamond uses in most of the porn that she does?

looks like a fun toy
>> Anonymous
Well, yea. If you want to use it on higher speeds you might want to put a condom (or lubricate really well or something) over the screwdriver.
>> Anonymous
lol i would love to get one of those prostate vibes but they are like... 50-200 i think
>> Anonymous
Carrots = win

scrub them with a scotch-brite pad/ kitchen scrubber thing and the roughness will be gone. Very disposable.

And yeah, order from blowfish and there'll be nothing but TBC on the return address.

Hopefully your mom doesn't open your mail.

Also, grow up & move out.
>> Anonymous
what would you consider to be a good lube for that thats easy to get?
>> Anonymous
>>326106
Saliva
>> Anonymous
so saliva would be good for Anal lube? idk... lol
>> Anonymous
>>326106

Porn stars use albolene
>> Anonymous
i've thought it would be interesting to try and use something like say your own cum for lube but idk... lol that presents a few problems
>> Anonymous
>>326113

No.
>> Anonymous
no what?
>> Anonymous
I can help! Iv been using home made toys since I was 12 years old. Got real toys when I moved out with an anal slut girlfriend.

-Freeze pops that come in cylindrical plastic tubes. When they are melted the plastic is soft and the size of a small toy.

-Dog chew toys, go to pets mart and look in the small dog chew toy section and think what would feel nice up your ass. I guartentee you will find at liest 2-3 good ones.
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>>326124
Doesn't work because the cum starts getting sticky as it is rubbed and exposed to air.
>> Anonymous
lol thats very interesting i mean i have a dildo and one of those egg things but i've never used them for myself i just have them for if i end up being with someone that wants them haha
>> Anonymous
lol damn... well i guess i should try doing that... has anyone tried that whole trying to get your dick in your own ass then get hard thing?
weird i know but i heard about it once
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i'm surprised no one has mentioned bananas

i used to use those so that i could eat the evidence
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>>326139
my dick has to be hard before i can get it in an ass much less trying to get it into my own ass while it is flacid
>> Anonymous
use a knife to shape a candle in interesting ways, then sandpaper til it's smooth!
>> Anonymous
>>326139
I sometimes get my dick in when I loosened it up a lot with my huge dildo-candles first. But you can't really get it hard bending it all the way around to your asshole. Not me anyways. Kind of fun though.

Oh and that also answers that toy question. I've started to use candles some ages ago. Small ones I had around the house at first, but now I bought me the huge ass ones and carved me some sweet plugs out of em to stretch my ass.

Think I'm about to hit my max though since the pubic bone starts getting in my way. Probably a pro for getting a real buttplug that's a softer material than candles. :)
>> Anonymous
>>326140

I see it's a repost, so saying this will probably yield zero results... still..

MOTHERFUCKING SAUCE NAO!
>> Anonymous
>>326062
lmfao, lol'd fockin hard
>> Anonymous
lol well i guess i shall try and get mine into my ass to see how that feels... it just seems like that would be a nice wa to get off lol but i may try a candle too that sounds nice :) thank you any more suggestions?
>> Anonymous
well if you do they would be greatly appreciated! :)
>> Anonymous
If you put a condom on it, the end of a Swiffer works pretty well.
>> Anonymous
lol well i have vibrators i've just never used them and i guess i'm more interested in the creative things i want MOAR ideas!!! :) keep them Cummin!!!
>> Anonymous
>>326358
most stuff works fine with a condom on it, mine always broke though caus I used something oilish as lube
>> Anonymous
ahhh yea Well what about say other wierd ideas used for anal stim like specific good experiences or ways to sit or lay while doing it?
>> Anonymous
i use brushes, works well.
>> Anonymous
>>326384
doesn't really matter when you're just starting out with small stuff

it's getting more important if you do big things and stretch out your asshole, but then it's also up for testing it yourself and see what works for you
>> Anonymous
>>326062

Or his mom's ass.
>> Anonymous
lol i love this it's really interesting :) keep the info comming you guys have good ideas of whats the best way to stretch it out? :)
>> Anonymous
like good things to start with or sizes and what not you know? well i guess it would be the more medium size would be an interesting one to find out
>> Anonymous
ideas and opinions please!!