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Anonymous
I just left my girlfriend,

she was on the pill and wanted me to cum insider her every time. BUT...she is against abortion,"I AM GONNA TAKE OF THE BABY IF I GET PREGNANT"

I said screw you and left her.

The sex was great, but she was a psycho bitch.

Good decision,

y/n ?
>> Anonymous
yes, but also, condoms
>> Anonymous
If that's her, then no, bad call
>> Anonymous
STICK IT IN HER POOPER!
>> Anonymous
yes good decision. I took door number 2 and now i have a baby and my life is a living hell hole. Im glad alternate universe me made it out... NEVER GO BACK!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>241334
qft

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>> Anonymous
lol, i was on pill i let my bf cum inside... i never got pregnant till today (3 years in total)... the percent is like 99. 8 %? but if she takes the pill 3 hours late you're fucked :D You should've took her to the doctors, they have this one needle shot for 6 month no pregnantcy.
>> Anonymous
>>241434
sauce on this
>> ­­­­
>>241434
They can also jam a plastic plug up the baby tubes.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>241434
pregnant girl who spells pregnancy "pregnantcy" = RUN RUN FAR AWAY.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Dude...
Good decision.

This "I'll take care of the baby" crap is all well and good now... But if she had gotten pregnant that would've changed. I've seen it happen to many friends of mine.

Personally my guarantee is the metal staircase that leads to my house... Even if it doesn't work its hella fun.
>> Anonymous
good decision if she was an ugly bastard.

bad decision if she was hot. dude, the pill is just as safe as a condom if she is taking them correctly.
>> Anonymous
>>242443IF she's taking them correctly.

That's a big if right there.
>> Anonymous
>>241331
Good decision, OP. I was in the same boat as you once (she always wanted me to cum insider her) but I stayed with her for way too long. She was a psycho bitch, too - It didn't turn out well, I'll tell you that.
Eventually, she'll get pregnant by another guy like 2 times, and you can laugh at her when you're having sex with some hot, responsible chick.
>>242443
I've never known a chick who takes her birth control correctly. It's always "lol I forgot to take it two days in a row, I'm sure it's fine".
Always wear condoms - no excuses.
>> Anonymous
Two words: FALCON PUNCH
>> Anonymous
I'm still flabbergasted that there are women who actually WANT the guy to finish inside.
>> Anonymous
>>242467"I'm still flabbergasted that there are women who actually WANT the guy to finish inside."

>>242452"Always wear condoms - no excuses."

^ fags
>> Anonymous
>>242439
>many friends of mine
You have a bunch of retarded friends.
>> Anonymous
>>241331
She definitely deserves better then you.
>> Anonymous
tip from a married man without children: get your bitch on the Nuva Ring. It's a little more expensive, but you only have to mess with it every 3-4 weeks and you can bust your load in her pussy as much as you want

I would suggest the depot-prevara (sp?) shot but that shit makes chicks fucking crazy, makes them break out and gain weight.
>> Anonymous
>>241331
bristol?
>> Anonymous
Also Depo has been black boxed for causing calcium deficiency, so in the long run she can't stay on it anyway. Most hormonal birth control will make girls break out and/or gain weight. Also, in a horrible ironic twist, many of the girls I've spoken with actually suffer from a lack of sex drive after taking hormonal birth control treatments, which is one reason I think condoms are pretty damn excellent. Though it undeniably sucks to loose the extra sensation and deal with the mess afterwards.
>> Anonymous
after the travesty of yesterday, i am no longer participating in advice threads in /hc/... unless proof is somehow provided.
>> Anonymous
>>242467

you fail at life
>> Anonymous
is this full of amerifags?
I thought my fellow europeans would have more faith in the pill...
>> Anonymous
would have been if you had a girlffriend in the first place. otherwise you wouldnt go straight to your best friend /s/
>> Anonymous
does any have any passwords or login to naughty america the porn website? by any chance
>> Anonymous
does any1 have any passwords to the porn site naughty america??
>> Zach
>>242665
lol steven
>> Anonymous
IUD is where it's at
>> Anonymous
yes.
>> Anonymous
Hands down the best decision of your life.
>> Anonymous
just get a fucking vasectomy
hurr durr
>> Anonymous
>>242680
Surgury is expensive.
Advice is cheap.
>> Moar pictures of the chick Anonymous
Moar pictures of the chick
>> Anonymous
>>242694
VELICITY VON!
>> Anonymous
>>242687

Surgery is less expensive than child support payments. Also, insurance typically covers a vasectomy.
>> Dennis Jensen !fpXAASGpVs
>>241331
1. should have gotten the nudez

2. should have gotten the nudez 4 fortune

5. should have kept her as fuck buddy (what girl lets you cum inside her these days?)

5. would have fucked sleezys on the side

C. snap pictures of her ass while shes asleep (i did that and its fun as hell)
>> Anonymous
>>242461
This
>> Anonymous
Why has no one stated the obvious?

Just fuck her in the pooper... then you can come in her all the time... and no worrying about whether she is taking the pill properly.
>> Anonymous
If you didn't want a baby, you did very well. There were 3 hints she wanted a baby badly: against abortion, wanted cum inside, wanted take care off the baby if pregnant (this one implies, i want baby, father or not). Never forget, in baby's matter, choice is only at women hands. ie you can't force her to abort when she's pregnant and pregnancy do very strange things to women minds (abortion is a tough decision indeed).
>> Anonymous
FALCON PUNCH!
>> Anonymous
Today I ripped off my girlfriends pants, forced myself inside her dry hole after some slobber-applicant, then proceeded to rape her and eventually came inside her. Then I said Thank you honey and threw her a towel. This entire event was full of squeaking, wincing, and typical sounds asian girls make like how it hurts real bad when they fuck. =D I personally recommend the shot. It makes my lifestyle VERY convenient.
>> Anonymous
Well, my girlfriend takes the pill but i absolutely never come inside her, and we both agree that I never do, even though it'd feel nice, obviously its just a nice feeling for a few seconds i guess.. oh well, we still both come so whatever. I know at least she would get an abortion if something did happen...
>> Anonymous
>>242983

See, at least she is pro choice. (assuming she will keep her word)

I didn't have that "insurrance" with my psycho girlfriend.
I came inside her a few times, but thankfully nothing happened. It felt good and afterwards I had a really bad conscience...
>> Anonymous
>>241331
OP, I was in a VERY similar situation about a year ago. I was dating this girl that was on the pill, and she practically would MAKE me finish inside of her. She would buck back, beg, anything it took. She was Catholic, so abortion was out of the question for her. When I brought up "LOLZ U MIGHT GET PREGGO" she just shrugged it off and gave the old "I'll take care of it if it happens, and it won't affect your life in any way" bullshit.

Another thing is that once she was on the pill, it made her nutsy crazy. She would want sex at the most inconvenient and random times, and it seemed like she never wanted it when I did. She would stop sex halfway through and just be like "I don't want to do this right now." Eventually, the last four months we dated, she started saying all sorts of crazy shit like "I want a baby, but I DON'T want a baby," and then she got uber depressed and started handing me this "I'm just unhappy" stuff. It was NUTS.

To top it all off, SHE broke it off with ME, went and fucked like eight guys in a 7 month period (one of them being a NIGRA that was twice her age), and now she's dating some new poor sucker that I actually know from back home.

I still talk to her on an every-couple-of-days basis. We were best friends before we dated, and I never can bring myself to just throw her aside.

You did the right thing, OP.
>> Anonymous
>>242996

Thank you, I feel good now.

You know what else was strange?
I suggested we use condoms, the first few times it went well, and the later , ALL of them started to BREAK. I swear, each condom fucking broke.

I REALLY got paranoid.

And yes, my girlfriend ALWAYS wanted to have sex, 3-4 times a day. It was good at the beginning but later bored me.
>> Anonymous
OP, chicks will do some low-down shit when they really want to get pregnant. They will lie, poke holes in condoms, whatever it takes. Also, y'know, they can just LIE about being on the pill. Its not like you see them take it every day. They could pop Tic-Tacs in front of you every day and you wouldn't know.
>> Anonymous
my girl is on the pill and i still dont come inside her without a condom on. i dont really pull out either... fuck till im close, then jacket up and fuck some more.

she's pro life (religious reasons) and wouldnt do an abortion but not sure she'd keep the kid either, so the only way a good amount of my jizz gets inside her is if its quickly (im talking within minutes) followed with some PlanB
>> Anonymous
>>241331
Not good decision. You obviously had other problems. I'm on the pill and also would keep the baby if I got pregnant. I am pro choice, and that is my choice.
>> Anonymous
>>242996
Holy shit, that sounds like me, from the crazy part down. Exactly what you described. Crazy. But I've known I'm crazy for a while.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Wearing a condom should be the man's choice. It's really the only option we have, outside of surgery. Any sane woman would be willing to date someone who insists on a condom. If she says "I'm on the pill, I refuse to let you wear a condom" - leave her. The pill is effective if you use it right, but it's easily forgotten.

Always fuck with condoms. If you're not using a condom, it should be because you're mutual willing to accept raising a child if it happens, or because she's on something that guarantees she won't get pregnant (IE - Depo Shot)

Women act like the pill eliminates any chance of pregnancy. If you have sex 150 times a year, and the pill gives you a 1 in 500 chance of pregnancy, those odds aren't as insurmountable as they seem.

Don't be stupid. If she won't let you wrap it up, put a wrap on the relationship.

You made the right decision.
>> Anonymous
>>243016

The pill is your choice. The abortion is your choice.

The condom is our choice.
>> Anonymous
>>243034
Exactly, I mean we are taught in fucking school that just using the pill is a stupid idea. Why take a risk like that?
>> Anonymous
>>241331
>she was a psycho bitch.

Yes.
>> Anonymous
GO for anal
>> Anonymous
i agree, especially if you did not see eye-to-eye on the issue of aborting what would be both of your child.
good luck, stay single a while until you've had a chance to become comfortable so you don't end up in a rebound relationship
>> Anonymous
who's in pic in op post?
>> Anonymous
>>243052
>stay single a while until you've had a chance to become comfortable so you don't end up in a rebound relationship

NO WOMEN ARE ALLOWED ON THE INTERBUTT.

THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER SOMEONE OLD IS TO GET UNDER SOMEONE NEW. ALL MEN KNOW THIS. REBOUND RELATIONSHIP REQUIRES VAGINA.
>> Anonymous
>>241440
It's called Depo-Provera; it's for three months, not six. But if you get side effects (which may include batshit insanity, massive weight gain and depression), you're boned for the next three months. Same thing with Norplant, but with five years.

Men, google "RISUG" and cry your fucking eyes out that we can't get it here. Two injections, and you're as good as sterile for at least ten years; it's reversible as easily as it's administered if you ever want to actually have kids.
>> Anonymous
>>243097
Also, note that this allows you to perform the following epic saga: fill her meaty hole with great big milky loads that she doesn't know are duds. Wait for her to get pregnant and try to blame it on you. Point out that you aren't fertile, and tell her to enjoy extracting child support from the dude she was cheating with.

Oh sweet sweet win.
>> Anonymous
>>243100
Only problem I see is that if the guy somehow goes to court and the judge is a man-hating whore. He/She will still make you pay child support because you've acted upon the child as a fatherly figure even though it isn't your biological child.
Stuff like that happened before.
>> Anonymous
WOW, you call HER a psycho bitch for not wanting to murder an unborn baby? You're the psycho bitch, and you're a faggot.
>> Anonymous
more pics like this, i seen one with the same girl( i think) taking a piss sitting down with glasses
>> Anonymous
>>243133

No, she's the psycho bitch for trying to force him to make her pregnant against his wishes, and then be unwilling to reverse the pregnancy after it's happened. He dosen't want to bring a baby into this world, so he keeps refusing her requests for him to come inside her. This dispute lead to a break up.

tl;dr: You're a fag, gb2 church.
>> Anonymous
>>243138
You're the fucking faggot. "HURR I'M SO COOL FOR TELLING SOMEBODY OFF ON THE INTERNET DURR HURR"
>> Anonymous
I like the patch. She only has to remember to change it once a week, and if she's a few hours late it's fine. Also you can see if it is on or not and can pretty much tell if she's changed it or not so it would be hard to trick you.

Fucking a guy with a condom feels like a dildo, what's the point, I can just go use a dildo without all the effort...
>> Anonymous
>>243143
Shut the fuck up. Don't stand for some bitch that wants child support so she can be a lazy whore.
>> Anonymous
to>>243143

I'm not the OP of>>243138
BUT YOU'RE THE FUCKING FAAAGGGOOOTTT.
GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY LOLOLOL
/CAPSLOCK CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
>> Anonymous
>>243145
I'm not gonna stand up for the murder of infants, you psychopathic son of a bitch.

>>243146
They only let people 18 years and older on this board, so you really shouldn't be here.
>> Anonymous
>>243149he said nothing about god, could be a mara follower for all you know.

>>243146hear this faggot this is /hc/ no one here cares about babys, go to /b/ and maybe you'll find a few that wants to fuck them but thats it.
>> Anonymous
wtf? this is /hc/
If you want to whine and bitch then go to /b/.
If however you have pics, then by all means, do share.
Now, please, someone post tits.
>> Anonymous
>>243152
So you're the sort of douchebag that would push for the victim of a rape to carry on the pregnancy because abortion is murder.
Also: Your God is still doesn't exist. Faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>243156&>>243155


Hivemind?!?
>> Anonymous
OP is a wise man. Bitch wants a kid and potential revenue from OP.

I highly recommend Anal and Falcon Punch combo. Just to be on the safe side.
>> Anonymous
If you are in a monogamous relationship and you use condoms with a girl who is on the pill (and takes them properly) then you are a retard who doesn't know how to appreciate life. I bet you water down your beer, you fags.
>> Anonymous
>>243168

i drink zima
>> Anonymous
>>243168

At first, how do you know the girl takes them properly? You need some time to know. condoms buys you that time and more... If you choose to abandon condoms test for AIDS and STD before it.
>> Anonymous
nuvaring for a year. shit was so cash, not many worries about fucking that shit up. but then she had some rare ass side effect from it and ended up in the hospital so no moar of that :(
>> Anonymous
Nuvaring. I'm awful at taking the pill and didn't want to get caught up in something I'm not ready for. I realize that I'm always taking somewhat of a risk (nothing is absolute but no sex.. and I can't have that) but it's worked out well for me. Little side effects AND my boobs got bigger. So that was nice.

Condoms just don't feel as good. Which is why I'm on birth control.
>> Anonymous
I've been 4 years with a girl who didn't like condoms and took the pills. Never had any trouble or next day shit. Mind you, she wa very responsible and i only advice the pill if you GF is responsible and mature enough to admit it if she forgot to take it