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Anonymous
Hey guys, I have no idea where else to ask this simple question:

Is there some sort of handy guide as to knowing if one's penis is too long? Vaginae stretch to accommodate different sizes, but is there a quick way to tell the limit? Like where one's penis touches self in relation to the navel?
>> Anonymous
That's not something you have to worry about.
>> Anonymous
>>303050

TOTALLY EXPECTED ANSWER/10
>> Anonymous
Fucking idiot a vagoo can stretch to allow child birth, I don't think your wang will cause any problems.
>> Anonymous
Oh yes it can cause problems, you fools. I've had problems before, and yes she was aroused.. until I hit her cervix too hard.

Even when aroused, a woman's vagina usually extends only to a length of about 10cm (4 inches).

So the exceptional man whose erect penis is eight inches long can still make love to any woman, providing he excites her properly and introduces his organ very slowly. If he does this, her vagina will lengthen by 150 or 200 per cent to accommodate him.
>> Anonymous
>>303119
you sir are, and idiot.
>> Anonymous
no, he is talking truth, vagoo's have eyes so they can see what size penis they are about to take but they only expand enough to take them fully if properly aroused. Stubborn vagoos. True story.
>> Anonymous
>>303119
>>only to a length of about 10cm (4 inches)

BEST NEWS EVRAR

me and my tiny penis thank you
i'm gonna go jack off with my thumb and forefinger now in celebration
>> Anonymous
i read somewhere the average lenght of the vag was 7 inches, and the average male was just under 6, sucks to be average
>> Anonymous
the average erect penis is 6.5 inches.
If your's is smaller..... UNLUCKY !!
>> Anonymous
anyone who's cock doesn't reach their belly button when they have a boner might want to invest in a new fucking penis because theirs sucks
>> Anonymous
I fucking love Eve Lawrence
>>303048
>> Anonymous
seriously, you fucking virgins need to stfu. if your dick actually touches your belly button when you got a boner go into fucking porn cuz MOST bitches irl dont like a fucking monster cock cuz it hurts them. but hey, if you watch porn all day and never get any you know that right?
>> Anonymous
>>303231

I have a pretty low belly button mang
>> Anonymous
I've only had sex with my wife so I'm not speaking from personal experience here, but I read an article in a mag that said chicks prefer cocks 5-7 in. The article interviewed several porn stars on their opinion. Bigger cocks go in too deep and most girls like g-spot stimulation during sex, which can easily be reached by a finger, so a slight upward curve is also good for her.

While there are indeed "size queens" out there, who prefer bigger cocks, average length plenty for most girls. Whats more important than size for women is the emotional factor anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>303204

Kinda depends on how much belly fat one has. But then it would still make sense, since fat people will need a longer dong to achieve the same effect.
>> Anonymous
>hit her cervix

this.
>> Anonymous
Belly button? lol I feel like thats a terrible way to gauge size. I'm large, but I'm not porn star large, and I go a fair bit above my belly button.
>> Anonymous
>>303255
doesn't even have a dick
>> Anonymous
>>303255

You're practically stabbing her stomach, then.
>> Anonymous
>>303259

god that's hot
>> Anonymous
i def have an average weiner and it goes to my belly button. ya'll must be fat fucks
>> e l i t e !!hN3cVk7VMv6
Why the fuck would a woman want a long penis for?

Its all about thickness, r-tards.
>> Anonymous
>>303255
>Belly button? lol I feel like thats a terrible way to gauge size.

You're right. It IS an awful way to gauge size.

In case you fucking idiots didn't realize this, the positioning of a belly button varies just as much as cock size.

You kids are all fucking idiots.
>> Anonymous
>>303119
>Oh yes it can cause problems, you fools. I've had problems before, and yes she was aroused.. until I hit her cervix too hard.

VAGINA SIZE VARIES JUST AS MUCH AS COCK SIZE.
My current GF can take my dick to the hilt, no problem, but my last GF used to complain about me hitting her cervix all the fucking time, and I do NOT have a big dick.

Sage for retards.
>> Anonymous
>>303343
A gynecologist can usually reach the cervix with a finger. Most of us have bigger dicks than fingers...Your cock should slip above or below the cervix... some chicks have more room above, some have more room under, and it varies with her level of arousal. Some chicks actually get shallower when aroused. If you hit the cervix, change positions so that you dick goes the other way. With my girl, as with most girls, my cock goes behind the cervix, but some girls will prefer it the other way.
>> Anonymous
>>303343
this man speaks truth. vag size does vary (though I don't think it does as much as dicks do) but at ~8.5" I've experienced about 50/50 split with girls whose cervix I end up banging into if I'm not careful and ones who're just fine.

Even if you're ridiculously long there's ways around - go to a sex shop, you can buy a 'donut' to stick it through before putting it in the girl and add a bit of cushion for your pushin' - saves you both a lot of pain.
>> Anonymous
I'm roughly 7.5 on a good day (AKA REALLY FUCKING HARD) and my girlfriend fucking complains nonstop. Unless she is horny anyhow, in which case its all (HARDER DEEPER BANG MY SHIT ... that rules).

at 7.5 which is above average I CAN hit cervix, but it isn't a regular thing. So yeah I'd imagine vagoos vary from person to person.

But to the OP girth is more important than length anyway.

so if you have a 9 inch dong but it is only .75 inch thick nobody gives a shit.

I think like an inch and a half is the average PENIS width across the top, and then 2 or 2.5+ is considered endowed, I'm not really EXPERT on that part of it.

Basically if you only have a 5.5 dick but its 2+ inches wide you'll be popular, but you better find a girl who can handle it.

(scientific fact only the first 2 inches of vagoo contain sensory nerves)
>> Anonymous
I'm about 7 inches, and I have to be careful about going too deep in certain positions

I've also had sex with a girl who could take all 7 inches absolutely no problem.