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Rant Anonymous
Goddammit /hc/

I've seen many pornos in my porn seeking lifetime, and I can tell you, I am honestly sick of all the cumshots
that are brought on my the male porn actor in the final moments of the porno.

I mean seriously, who the fuck wants to watch hetero porn just to have the final scene show some beefy guy fap for about 20 seconds?
I mean, shit, have the damn woman to her thing, let her finish off the porno with a handjob, or a a blowjob.
If I'm sitting there fapping to a porno, and all the sudden I'm unitentionally fapping to a guy fapping, I feel a little shaken from it (considering I have to gay urges whatsoever)

tl;dr: Clown porn is funny
>> Anonymous
If you're fapping to a guy fapping, you're clearly a faggot.
>> Anonymous
only gay if balls are touching
>> Anonymous
>>154657

Yeah, so as long as you don't press your balls against the screen while he's fapping onto the girl, it's not gay.
>> Anonymous
I am not aroused by hand or blow jobs. Im straight, but I dont see the big deal aout watching that.
>> Anonymous
>>154649

Same problem here, but with footjobs.
I hate it when those stupid assholes jerk off on the girl's feet instead of letting her do the fucking job ...
It's way more exciting if she's in charge.
>> Anonymous
once i remembered when i was jacking off 2 this pron vid and then she turned and she had an underzised dick,so i just pretended dat it was an overzised clit.
>> Anonymous
>>154649
Because if she jerked/sucked it off, then she'd be in control of his orgasm. And the whole point of porn is giving men a feeling of power they don't have IRL.
>> Anonymous
>>154716

LOL
>> Anonymous
I totally agree
>> Anonymous
>>154927

Porn is not about "control" - it's about getting off without much effort. You're making it more complicated than it is.
>> Anonymous
I ACCIDENTLY 93.MEG OF FAP

IS THIS SAFE
>> Anonymous
I have a problem with the men groaning and shit, also double gay when he moans and is tugin himself
>> fromthedead !3GqYIJ3Obs
I like creampies. Pulling out seems like a waste to me. In any case, I agree with OP. Chick needs to get the guy off. Fucking then jacking yourself off on a chick is like driving all the way to a Red Lobster, parking there and then running across the street to get some fucking Taco Bell. It's pointless.
>> Anonymous
>>154649

seconded. 90% of porn is made by idiots who have no idea how to capture what actually makes sex good. it's mostly fake noises, shitty angles and retarded cumshots. i don't know how anyone can get off to most of the garbage that's posted on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
sauce of pic?
>> Anonymous
>>155478
Dude, Taco Bell is awesome.
>> Anonymous
its gay, yes. they jack off themselves because theyre gay as well
>> Anonymous
IAWTC