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/b/ whats the hottest thing i can to to my boyfriend?
>> Anonymous
let him fuck you hard in the ass
>> Anonymous
and then pull it our right before he cums and suck that cock dry... do it a couple times a month and you'll get no cheating from him ever!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Set him on fire
>> Anonymous
p.s-make sure your butts clean & ready

p.s.s-play with some toys first to loosed up so you can enjoy it more... you'll get off bigger than inside you pussy...

=kinky femanon btw
>> Anonymous
>>116824

I'm sorry, but most girls do not prefer anal over vaginal, just including girls that regularly do anal.
>> Anonymous
Suck his balls while massaging his prostate
>> Anonymous
Ask him...
>> Anonymous
>>116873

This. DO This.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Eat his ass out while giving him a handjob. If he's hesitant remind him that you're a female and things are only gay when there's man on man action.
>> Anonymous
>>116883
actually bring any other girl
not everybody has a little sister (but if you do have one, then definitely bring her)
>> Anonymous
Stay away from the ass. It doesnt actually help & is always gay & feels super gay.

DO!!!! full eye contact nonstop blowjob with no hands. Hands ARE cheating. Do what they do in POV blowjob porn, it's like that for a reason. Look like its the best thing you ever got to do in your entire life & you LOVE it. Wear slutty makeup while doing it. Finger yourself & offer up your tits for his view while mowing on that dick like it's the best thing you'll ever taste. Moan all over it. Then make sure to let him see himself painting that face.

This is all every guy wants, every time.
>> Anonymous
>>116888
/thread
>> Anonymous
>>116888
(samefag here)

Oh and you will never get head from him like you will if you do this at leastonce a week. Your sex life now is SHIT, that's a fact, compared to if you do the master cocksucking I described. Want licked till you can't walk? Now you know what to do.
>> Anonymous
>>116883
Source? :D
>> Anonymous
tie him up and lock him in this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l37m7fK77Lw
>> Anonymous
>>116894
anon delivers: http://rapidshare.com/files/49959674/Foxyville_threesome_Mila.zip
>> Anonymous
>>116646
I'd shove that up her ass & make her like it.
>> Anonymous
>>116888
>>116890
Same insecure fag. It's always funny how the people who are most anti-homosexual, are closet fags.

Also, what you want isn't what every guy wants. You watch way too much shitty porn. I want my girl to eat my ass, and she does, and it's great.

If you would get over your stupid hangups you might find that you like it. Stop being so insecure and letting little voices in your head tell you something's gay when it isn't. Is there a man involved? No. What's the definition of homosexual? Being attracted to men.

Scientific fucking fact that the prostate is a pleasure point for men. Go take a shower, wash up real good and soap up a finger, and just massage your asshole a bit. I'm not talking stuffing it up your ass to the knuckle either. Jerk off while doing that and you'll probably find you've just given yourself one of the best orgasms in your life. Or you find you don't enjoy it, but you got over your insecurities and you gave it a try, losing nothing in the process.
>> Anonymous
>>116646
Nope not same fag, jerkoff. And what you like is mega-gay, you're a closet homo. We still love you just the same but some of use are secure enough in our sexuality that we grew out of that bullshit at age 5. Yes, that's where poopy comes out, neeeeeeeeeext.
>> Anonymous
>>116901
$10 says you watch anal porn.
>> Anonymous
Also there is no 'fact" about prostate anything. Your enjoyment is not physical, it's psychofucked mental retardation from when you were molested as a child. You just like the payback you think you're getting by forcing some poor bitch to taste your rancid feces. Sexy as licking a dumpster.
>> Anonymous
>#green: we grew out of that bullshit at age 5. Yes, that's where poopy comes out, neeeeeeeeeext.
>#green: I'd shove that up her ass & make her like it.

Make up your mind. Either you have a shit fetish or you're severly confused about your sexuality
>> Anonymous
>>116646

My bf is "secure" enough that he knows what his ass is for and thus, not for. I'd get a well-deserved backhand if I stuck my fingers anywhere near his asshole, much like if I were to poke him in the eye with a pencil. Soooooo not a pleasure point.

If your guy tolerates or isn't replused by that and his skin doesn't crawl: HE'S FUCKING GAY, let him go and don't waste both your lives trying to force him to be straight. Look under his bed for Liberace tapes.
>> Anonymous
hahaahah look at this faggot. i bet if hes ever even been wit a girl hes wanted to fuck her up the ass or rim her while eating her out. what a confused idiot your not fooling anyone buddy
>> Anonymous
>>116913
When you try to troll as another person, make sure to take #green out of the email field, idiot.
>> Anonymous
IIT: its not gay if its dark

its not gay if its at camp

its not gay if I dont cum till after he takes his dick out of my ass

its not gay if its in the shower
>> Anonymous
Successful troll is successful.

Protip: Fucking a girl in the ass isn't gay, it's ultrahetero & what Imperial Space Marines do.
>> Anonymous
>>116926
Fail, Imperial Space Marines have no sex drive.
>> Anonymous
>>116646

give wet sloppy blowjobs, lube it up with the spit that comes from the back of your throat, the thick kind, and use your hand to stimulate while you go as deep as you can. Do this three times as much as you think you should.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>116926
Besides, given the obvious Greco-Roman influence, if they did have a sex drive they'd probably be more into pederasty.
>> Anonymous
>>116646

They do, it just has "snatch" overwritten with "chainsaw and bolter murder".
>> Anonymous
>>116930
Wonder if the cops are gonna visit for wiki-ing that word
>> Anonymous
>>116646

Greco-Roman?
>> Anonymous
>>116941
Greco-Roman
Pronunciation[gree-koh-roh-muhn, grek-oh-]
–adjective
1. of or having both Greek and Roman characteristics: the Greco-Roman influence.
2. pertaining to or designating a style of the fine arts developed in Rome or the Roman Empire from the middle of the 1st century b.c. to the early 4th century a.d., chiefly characterized by an apparent indebtedness to Greek forms or motifs modified by technological innovation, monumental scale, the combination of symbolic with narrative treatment of subject matter, and an emphasis on the commemorative aspect of a work of art.
>> Anonymous
>>116646

WTF bitch?! This isn't /b/
>> Anonymous
/b/? I thought I was in /hc/...WHAT THE FUCK!?
>> Anonymous
>>116646

go to the kitchen and bring him a sammich
>> Anonymous
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/b/ whats the hottest thing i can to to my boyfriend that won't fill us with middle class christian guilt?
>> Anonymous
ouch
>> Anonymous
>>117679
OMFG........ * belch*.... I think i just threw up a little in my mouth
>> Anonymous
>>117679
Imagine hanging him from a ceiling fan like that, fuckin' sweet.