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Ass size Anonymous
I can now shove a lynx deo can up my ass with relative ease.

What is the largest object you can get up your ass?

Pic related, I want that done to me.
>> Anonymous
Toilet paper
>> Anonymous
this:
http://www.christineleduc.nl/shops/?kategorie=22750&artname=the-black-boomser&Nr=22021051000
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>>199528

Oh yeah, that looks good. the deo can is 5.5 cm in diam, but I really wish I dared to buy a toy.

Pic only slightly related.
>> Anonymous
>>199599
... don't Lynx cans have nozzles and buttons?

I only do it to massage my prostate but I use a screwdriver head.

Irrespective pics or it didn't happen.
>> Anonymous
>>199601

They do, I use the top of my lava lamp to spearhead it in.
>> Anonymous
i usually just use a candle. no need for much more to hit my prostate.
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>>199599
Pics or it didn't happen. Either way, that's what they designed the internet and P.O.Boxes for... I recommend JT's Stockroom for some good anal toys.

These days, I just walk into a sex shop and buy the big stuff just to see the look on the cashier's face.

Pic is my answer to the thread.
>> Anonymous
>>199488
my fist
>> Anonymous
>>199631
Same, finger works but you gotta get into that position.
>> Anonymous
This is either a thread full of girls ( HOLY SHIT) or a thread full of gays. (Less amused 'HOLY SHIT')

Care to elaborate?
>> Anonymous
>>199718
Or a thread full of TRAPS!!!
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>>199718

exactly how does this make you gay

people in this thread are comfortable with their sexuality
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>>199718
Didn't you know that everyone on the internet is a nubile young teenage girl that wants to get fucked in the ass before several men cum on her face?
>> Anonymous
This one, took a long while to get it that far but it goes in completely down

Divine pleasure

http://www.erotik-sjop.com/asp/produkt.asp?description=xl+butt+plug&produktID=27587

11cm at the bottom end, and 23cm long

11 cm = 4,33070866 inch
23 cm = 9,05511811 inch
>> Anonymous
>>199789
>>199789

pics or you can't do it
>> Anonymous
Wow. Does this stretch permanently. I mean there's no medical risk or your ass falling out or anything right?

I'm thinking about getting one but I'm not sure I wanna go so big.

OP fucking buy one.
>> Anonymous
A fairly large cucumber at the moment.
>> Anonymous
>>199718
HE'S TOUCHING HIS PENIS, OMG GAY!!
>> Anonymous
>>199789
I usually carve me dildos out of big candles. The biggest I took so far is I think 25cm circumference. No clue how my fist rates for that, but I can also get that in now.

Probably going to make me another, bigger dildo soon.

My question is, how do you get in stuff so deep, I can't get in far at all, even less if the thing is thicker.
>> Anonymous
>>199830
i havent done this a lot, but ive tried a cucumber, but its too big, what did you use in the beginning, working up to that
>> Anonymous
Seriously, what's the point of stretching out your ass?
>> Anonymous
>>199845
That's why I used candles, easy to carve into the size you want and not too expensive either really. And you can always carve in ridges and shit for additional stimulation.
>> Anonymous
>>199852
I doubt you can explain it to someone asking like that already. Stretching your ass to the max is a feeling you can't explain much at all actually. It's the sweetest combination of pleasure and pain.

I've been into this the last months(before I only toyed around with smaller stuff), but damn, stretching to the limit is fucking awesome. And once you get used to things up your ass it only gets better. Now I fistpump myself quite hard and damn it feels so good I don't even want to stop.

Only downside is a bit of a sore asshole for a bit sometimes, but it's really worth it.
>> Anonymous
>>199838
pics
>> Anonymous
>>199845
Smaller cucumbers, fingers etc.

Cucumbers are easy to carve into right size.

I too can't take it in very deep, it just sort of... stops going in, there's no pain it just sort of stops.
>> Anonymous
>>199865
you realize I'm a guy?
>> Anonymous
>>199871
Pics of the candle, and yes I'm aware that we're all men ITT. Just interested to see the results if it's not all dirty.
>> Anonymous
Show me moer objects in girls asses
>> Anonymous
Show me moer objects in guys asses
>> Anonymous
>>199874
sorry man can't be bothered to take photos of that stuff now and I don't post any photos due to being affraid someone on b recognizes me by the curvature of some lone asshair that somehow managed to sneak into the picture or some shit
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this is relevant to my interests
>> Anonymous
my fist
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>> Anonymous
there is actually one MAJOR downside/side effect to what you are all doing here..........

......your anus does get used to being stretched out & in some cases may not fully close, or become desensitised leading to the need for adult diapers before you get senile, or at the least carrying around some spare undies in case you shit yerself without feeling it happening
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>>199982
everybody shun the non-believer
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AMIDOINITRITE????
>> Anonymous
>>199982
Yeah I shit myself regularly now that my asshole can take planes. I just fart and whoops there comes the brownboat.
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>>199789
I don't like the single plug type toy. I'd rather go with something that has multiple stages.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwQBSh4X9D8
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>>199830
cucumbers are overrated
>> Anonymous
>>200128
you can fit an idiot up your ass? good show.
>> Anonymous
http://oopsdvd.com/images/gallery/WLP-4359063-18.jpg
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why choose one toy?
>> Anonymous
>>199528
You mother fucker. I copy and pasted that just out of curiousity. Then later this girl I just started dating asked me to send her a link I had sent her earlier.

I sent her that.

She thinks I'm gay now. And very weird..
>> Anonymous
>>200203
FUCKING WIN! YES!
>> Anonymous
>>200203
I lol'd so fucking hard
>> Anonymous
>>200016

Sauce??
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>>200203
epic lol

The biggest was probably 3 screwdriver heads at once. Or a small can or deodorant. Can't fist just yet :(

I'd love to play some today but my annoying neighboors are home, they might find all the toilet flushing from the pre-play enemas suspicious.
>> Anonymous
>>200380
any advice /hc/?
>> Anonymous
Ex was able to fit all five fingers up to her knuckles into my ass.

She used to love doing it while sucking me off which generally ended in me blowing in her mouth, her swallowing that, and then licking her hand clean.

Oh how i miss her!
>> Anonymous
how do you guys fist? im sure i could fit my fist up there, but i cant exactly reach!

maybe i need to stretch out my arms
>> Anonymous
>>200392

My problem also.
My arm isn't long enough to get my hand straight, so it's my bent wrist that stops me, not the size
>> Anonymous
I can get my arm in well past the wrist
>> Anonymous
>>200401
Then you've got to keep pushing. Feel around in there, you can go deeper you've just got to sort of re-arrange things a bit. And keep pushing
>> Anonymous
>>200383
> any advice /hc/?
Screw your neighbours, unless you have paper thin walls then maybe you're being rude.
Flushing just means you have diarrhea or are puking.

I raped myself with a garage tool last night quite hard. I think I got through about 2 or 3 of the little kind of gates and it was in about 4 or 5 inches. I kinda hit a wall at the end, not sure if it's like a 90 degree curve or something but i don't think i'm going any further.
>> Anonymous
It also helps to be reasonably flexible.
>> Anonymous
>>200380

>> they might find all the toilet flushing from the pre-play enemas suspicious.

WORST pretext ever
>> Anonymous
>>200439
I think I'm a flexible guy :) I had my knees by my ears and my ass in the air. I did find if I breathed in I could push a teen bit farther but it was all so tense and contracted in there that it wasn't fun.
>> Anonymous
>>200438read what I typed in:
>>200427
>>200436
>>200439
It's helpful & it works. Trust me.
>> Anonymous
>>200442
Originally I ran into the same problem. So what I did was just relax as best as possible, and let my ass slowly open on its own.
>> Anonymous
>>200456
Thanks guys. So awesome, going to try a cucumber soon.
>> Anonymous
>>200462
Mad. Have fun
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>>200438

Well, not paper thin but my toilet and their toilet is right next to each other. They're this nosy old couple that want to know everything that happens in the neighboorhood just so they can spread the word and feel interesting. And they're home all the time. Bah I hate my neighboors.
>> Anonymous
I tried a finger but it hurts like hell.
I want to keep trying tho, got any advice?
>> Anonymous
moar glass plugs nao
>> Anonymous
>>200514
Lube is your friend
>> Anonymous
you didn't stick in there something without lube didn't you?

easiest way is to put a condom over whatever you want to stick in there.
>> Anonymous
>>200514
Spend at least 30 minutes.

Lube the finger thinly all over and put a small lump on your rim. Just get yourself horny for about 5 minutes before, fap a bit. Run your finger around the rim. Slip your index finger in about an inch and just relax. Once you're in you can massage prostate (soft lump at the base of the penis) and relax a bit more.
I don't know, perhaps I'm just malleable but after I put a finger in a couple of times now I can fit objects no problem- I think it's more a state of being relaxed rather than raw stretching when you're using small objects.
>> Anonymous
>>200543
Yea, you get used to the idea so your asshole is more relaxed and it makes things easier, I don't have to do any "pre-entry" rituals any more. I just lube it up and stick it in.
>> Anonymous
you fags are soooo ghey
>> Anonymous
would you like to see me with a 6cm thick thing in there`?
>> Anonymous
my gf prefers anal with no lube.. is that rare?
>> Anonymous
wish i could get my gf to even try anal =/
>> Anonymous
i wish my girlfriend wasn't dead :(
>> Anonymous
>>200600
Do it
>>200601
How old is she? If she's experience then maybe she doesn't get any pleasure from lubed cock anymore.
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>> Anonymous
>>200672

Must have sauce
>> Anonymous
i think her name is mia something
>> Anonymous
>>200689
NIGGER
>> Anonymous
>>200672

anon please deliver!!
>> Anonymous
The fuck are you doing with a lynx can, anyway? What are you, thirteen?
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>>200689
Seems to me that this is Mila Shegol