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The Dextrous
Sup, bitches.. you know damn well this is Dexter.
You wanna know how to bang your sister? Well, the Big D's gonna fuckin tell you, this is 100 percent, fool proof, even a caveman can do it, brahs.
Step 1: Sneak into sister's room while she's asleep (bonus points if you're the only ones in the hizzle) Step 2: Get naked Step 3: Climb on top of her. Step 4: Start choking the shit out of that bitch. Step 5: Tell her if she fights or makes too much noise, you'll strangle her ass. Step 6: Once she settles down and plays like a good girl, RAPE THE BITCH. HARD. Step 7: Bust your nut in her mouth. They don't pump stomachs for rape charges. Step 8: Choke her again, tell her if she tells anyone, you'll kill her. Step 9: ??? Step 10: PROFIT!!!
You can also use Step 11, which is a show of proof. In my case, when I was 14 and used the above method on my 16 year old sister, after I told her I'd kill her if she told anyone, I threw her foofoo little dog out the window, which was on the second story, and into the traffic on the street below.
Bitch kept her mouth shut, too.
And best of all, if you're usually the "good" son... family won't believe her if she DOES yak.
That's how you tap that sweet sisterly ass. Now get to it, pansy-asses.
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