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Anonymous
Hi.

What's the best masturbation technique in your opinion? Normal method is getting uneventful. :/
>> Anonymous
good porn never goes out of style

try some kinky shit. dress up in panties, make yourself feel slutty. play with your ass. shake your ass in front of mirror. play with your nipples. shit like that will make you CUM BUCKETS. maybe experiment with a dildo.

OR just take a break for a couple of days. that always works for me.
>> Anonymous
>>324267
he's right
>> Anonymous
Like with any relationship, you and your hand deserve some romantics and spontaneity. Wait until you're washing some dishes or something normal, and just surprise yourself.
>> Anonymous
Fuck yourself in the ass. It's great.
>> Anonymous
>>324378
most ronery statement i've ever heard.
>> Anonymous
is it ok to use soap as anal lube?
>> Anonymous
caught my roommate fucking a cantalope, he says if you put it in the microwave to warm it up it feels awesome. could give that a try, just make sure there is no chance of interuption or you will never hear the end of it :)
>> Anonymous
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>>324434

Wait, what? Are we talking about the same thing, and if so, how does one do this? Make a hole with a knife, just push really hard, what?
>> Anonymous
>>324395

soap tries up very quickly

just buy some goddamn lube. it's sooo much better.

but lotion works too, just really messy
>> Anonymous
>>324727

soap dries*
>> Anonymous
Get a hitachi magic wand.
>> sweets1970
Hook a vacuum cleaner up to your nuts via the small dust cleaner attachment. Stick a battery jack (red) up your ass and clamp the other to your tongue and let them both rip at once. If you are still alive at the end you will thank me for the tech.