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Anonymous
Fuck, you don't even have to be MARRIED. Just date the girl for a few months and she'll gradually start to burp/fart in front of you.
One time we were waiting in line for a movie, I think it was Kung Fu Panda, and she let go a "ninja". You know, the ones that stink like hell and are quiet? Yep.
Every fucking person next to us turned around and glared at me, and an old lady with her grandson told me I should go to the restroom if I wanted to do that.
She got what she deserved later. I used the trap techinique, and trapped like 5 farts under the covers and made her smell.
Good times.
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