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Sexual Confessions Anonymous
Got the idea from a thread in /m/ (funny enough). Post some sexual confessions of yours. I just peed my pants a few minutes ago for the sexual thrill (I do this often). In fact this whole post was typed one handed because I am masturbating right now with my right hand.

Let's get some more confessions.

(image not of me)
>> Anonymous
I fapped using washing up liquid as lube once.
>> Anonymous
well, I tend to jack off while drinking tobasco sauce.

mmmmm, where's the eggs mommy??!?!
>> Anonymous
i saw this picture of a lady on the internet once and she had NO CLOTHES ON!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
I can't, repeat, CAN NOT get off without the woman enjoying (or at least appearing to enjoy) herself.
>> Anonymous
I have fucked a heated up hollow out cuccumber
>> Anonymous
cant get off to porn with any black males in it
can only cum when the vagina is visible
I always stop and go
I have masturbated for periods of 2 hours
I have expeimented with a few of my friends(handjobs , blowjobs , even anal once)
I have cummed on my neighbour's panties (shes my age) when I was looking after their house
>> Anonymous
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I've always had a sexual kink for getting femdomed. I love especially getting choked by women.
>> Anonymous
I've had sex before. No joke.
>> Anonymous
I once blew a passed-out guy.
>> Anonymous
>>143484
least believable post in this thread
>> Anonymous
I too purposely wet myself, for both thrill and pleasure. I often do it at home, though I do it in public places once in a while as well. One of my favorite places to do it is in the showers at swimming pools, to piss my shorts before I turn on the shower, only turning it on after I finish.
>> Anonymous
not me, but my friend once fapped about 24 times in one day. i'm not even sure how that's possible. although through calculations, you can fap about 450 times in 1 day (climaxing once roughly every 3 min)
>> Anonymous
My wife left me once for 3 months. In order to take her back, I fucked her best friend in the ass. And made her watch. We called it even.
>> Anonymous
>>143559
Does it even still feel good after about 10?
>> Anonymous
I haven't had sex in four and a half years.

amidoinitrite guise?
>> Anonymous
I can only climax from a blowjob if the girl is playing with my balls. Like she could just be playing with the balls and ignoring my dick and probably get me to climax.
>> Anonymous
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I'm a closet wannabe cuckold. I get insanely horny when I fantasize about my gf or ex-gfs cheating on me. I feel guilty and ashamed about it, but nothing else makes me cum nearly as hard.
>> Anonymous
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I can only get off to fucking girls in the ass, throat fucking them, pissing in their faces, and basically anything seen in a Max Hardcore porn vid. As long as the women is being degraded, I usually like it. I have a fantasy where I spend hours fucking a girl, and I don't even touch her pussy, just so I know she's not getting anything out of it, and not enjoying herself at all. Also, slapping, namecalling, and overall domination of the female is a major turn on. Anal fisting of the girl also really gets me off. If she cries, I will probably blow my load.

Is there something wrong with me?
>> Anonymous
>>143567

God I'd love to do that to my last girlfriend. Her best friend has such a nice ass. And my ex only let me fuck her ass like twice, and we dated for a year and a half :(
>> Anonymous
>>143584
Yeah basically.
>> Anonymous
>>143584

lol'd at pic
>> Anonymous
>>143454
But would you recommend it?
>> Anonymous
I'm a guy and I suck random guys cocks in the park at night because I'm obsessed with cum.
>> Anonymous
I have consensual sex with my wife in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
>> Anonymous
>>143630
So she's a breeding slut? That's awesome. If I were a girl, I would absolutely love to do that. Find myself an "owner" and just be bred over and over and over, living solely to get knocked up by whoever.
>> Anonymous
>>143361
I achieved my best orgasm EVER masturbating while watching Hentai in front of a Pc... I also love anal stimulation by myself or with the help of a girl/pegging... (it makes me fucking EXPLODE). My best EJACS have been this way...

I also LOVE TO EAT CUNT and to TOSS THE SALAD (In VERY clean ladies, that is...).


I'm an hetero guy and have had several girlfriends, but they are not the ultimate real thing in terms of sex for me, hehe... I do love women though, hah...
>> Anonymous
Likewise. Wonder what the root psychological cause is.
>> Anonymous
>>143559
im sure you would tear something
>> Anonymous
I fucked two hookers in amsterdam.
>> Anonymous
>>143655
I fucked alot of them in amsterdam. My gf used to be one. Yeah, I seduced a hooker to give me free sex. Just showes how Dutch I am.
>> Anonymous
Im obsessed with big natural tits, its the only porn I watch

I hired a hooker with massive tits on the internet and she fucked me better than any gf in my life
>> Anonymous
My greatest turn ons:

When my gf put all of my dice in her mouth, yes including d20s
passing dirty notes back in forth in class
sexual innuendos involving females
knowing the sexual perversities of people I know, especially the prudes
sexual roleplaying in any fashion

I have never willingly taken part in cyber sex but in one incident I was sort of tricked. I was aware this person had been soliciting sex on a roleplaying game. When she came to me I proceeded in playing dumb for over an hour. Which was pretty hilarious and many other players watched for part of the time. After a while when the other player started to get more graphic I realized she was taking longer to respond. It was then I had the horrible epiphany that I had been used. Cyber raped. I was ashamed but also slightly turned on. Ok, really turned on.
>> Anonymous
>>143873
i share many of these
>> Anonymous
>>143641
wat
>> Anonymous
>>143873
>knowing the sexual perversities of people I know, especially the prudes

Holy shit yes.
>> Anonymous
>>143559
Oh! He beats me by 1 fucking fap, the cunt.
>> Anonymous
I found a fake vagina in my Dad's sock drawer. Not even a Fleshlight, just a $20 hollow lump of rubber vaguely shaped like a vagina.

Took me about 6 months before I tried using it.
>> Anonymous
I was sleeping over at a friend's house, and woke up in the middle of the night. I went to his sister's room (she was in college at the time) and I very quietly rummaged through her clothing. I tried on some of her blouses and skirts and panties and shoes and masturbated furiously the entire time.

Epic night. Still have a pair of her panties.
>> Anonymous
>>143961
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Freud coming right up.
>> Anonymous
I've used my aunts dildo. Also used my mom's dildo. And my dad's fake vagina. Got an excellent handjob from my girlfriend last night. She's still a virgin and is really nervous about everyhting, though. I'm still trying to get her to suck my dick. Also masturbated twice during class in junior high. Rear corner seats ftw.
>> Anonymous
I often piss myself for pleasure. At least once a week.
I have shat myself for pleasure.
I have played with my shit and masturbated using shit as lube.
I like to finger myself and put foreign objects in my ass.
I'm extremely perverted and I'm a porn addict but I'm a virgin.
I fingered my dog once.
I masturbated to my sister while she was sleeping.
>> Anonymous
>>143953
Wow, are you going to suck off your dad next?
>> Anonymous
>Is there something wrong with me?

oh you want us to confirm that so you can think of yourself as an evil, edgy motherfucker? no, fuck off faggot.
>> Anonymous
i wear girls panties i take from the laundry room.
I also took my girlfriend's roomate's panties and cummed in them. I even gave my gf a pair of her exroommates panties so I could fuck her in them. mm so hawt.. she thought they were new panties.. lol
>> Anonymous
i once had a four' some when drunk. i thought i would enjoy it but my dick decided to shrivel up and refused to go hard. i find the humiliation difficult to carry even to this day.
>> Anonymous
>>143364
Oh shit. I once masturbated in the shower but we didn't have any baby oil or anything at the time, so I decided I'd just use some shampoo. Worked fine while I was fappan, though I left the water on and eventually the water became cold as I came. So now that my cock was really sensitive, I couldn't rinse it off all that well, but I thought I had.

Next morning I wake up and my dick is dried the fuck out. Imagine when you get a bad sunburn and your skin starts to peel. Yeah, kinda like that, but on my dick, and the skin wasn't easy to pull off, it was all very hard and everything. The outer skin layer on my dick was all cracked and dried up.

So when I went to take a shower I scoured the house for some baby oil or anything to put moisture back into it. I found some and took a shower, applying a great deal of moisturizer to it. When I got out of the shower, everything looked alright so I didn't think much about it and went on with the rest of my day. Later on I was at the computer, looking up porn when I decided I'd fap a little. Call me crazy, but I keep my clothes on when I fap at the computer, including my pants. I just rub myself through my pants and boxers.

Anyway, I start fapping, it hurts a little towards the base, but I disregard it thinking that I'm just pinching some dried skin. After a while I start noticing that my pants and boxers seem really wet even though I haven't cum yet. So I pull down my pants and look. The front of my boxers are covered in blood. After some panicking, I wash up and so forth and decide never to touch myself again.

Well the next day I start fapping in my bed and it hurts like a mother fucker due to the dried skin. So with an erection, I slowly start pulling off the dead dried up skin. You can't imagine how much it hurt trying to rip off skin off the head where it was the most cracked. Everything's fine now, but lesson I learned: DO NOT FAP WITH SHAMPOO!
>> Anonymous
^ your gay. please die.
>> Anonymous
>>144087
>your

Get out kiddo.
>> Anonymous
>>143467
>I always stop and go

whaddya mean?
>> Anonymous
>>144112
It means he sucks at lasting.
>> MR.9
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>>143990
dear God...... why do you exist? seriously... shit lube? WTF??
>> Anonymous
>>143990
Alright, some of these posts are kinda weird, but god damn.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG IWTH YOU?!
>> Anonymous
>>143990

Do I know you?
>> Anonymous
I can't jerk with fingers.
>> Anonymous
posting in epic thread.
>> Anonymous
>>144074

Isnt water moist enough?
>> Anonymous
peeing on myself and imagining peeing on others gets me off
>> Anonymous
>>144125
This. Seriously
>> Anonymous
>>143953
Man, I can't even fit my dick into one of those. With LUBE.
>> Anonymous
I got my mother to show me her pussy and watched her use a dildo in front of me when I was younger.

Used toothpaste for lube. DO NOT DO THIS. Just because it foams in your mouth doesn't mean it'll foam on your dick. shit burns.

Used self tanning lotion for lube. DO NOT DO THIS. Ended up with weird ass dark brown streaks between my fingers where the lotion naturally gathered as I jerked off.

Used nair hair removal lotion as lube. DO NOT DO THIS. NO SERIOUSLY, DO NOT DO THIS.

Ate out a fattie I met on Adult Friend Finder

Still technically a virgin at 25.
>> Anonymous
Only epic thread.

I have a pair of panties from every girl I've been with.

Creampies are my all time biggest turn on. A girl telling me to cum inside of her is pretty much a sure fire way to get me off.
>> Anonymous
>>144194
Heh, I always assumed everyone was a bot on adultfriendfinder, also what is a 'technical' virgin, you either are or aren't.
>> Anonymous
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I own a 2.5 inch diameter butt plug (same one as in the pic) , it still wont fit though, I'm a straight guy but I fantasize about being fucked by hot girls with large strapons.
>> Anonymous
>>144205
you're not trying hard enough
>> Anonymous
>>143577

I too am a wannabe cuckold. I am trying to get my girlfriend into it without her knowing. I already have a 5" dick and last less than thirty seconds, so she is usually disappointed. I bought her a thick 9" black dildo to stretch out her cunt and make her even less satisfied with me. I love sticking my dick in after the dildo for sloppy seconds and feeling how stretched her cunt is. Sometimes she even tells me she its hard to feel me after. Sometimes when she's really drunk and won't remember I take aspirin and pseudophed together so that I stay flaccid and try to make her so frustrated until she says how small and worthless my dick is, and compares me to her 15 former lovers, especially the big dicked black one. One time she mentioned in public how she thought the stereotype about black guys and white guys was true based on her experiences, and I nearly came in my pants. I always try to get her to watch porn with big dicks in it too. One time she went to a passion party (its like a college girls tupperware party but for sex toys) and I found out later she told her friends how I bought her the huge dildo to make up for disappointing her. My favorite experience was when she and her best friend got plastered drunk and they talked about sex, so my girlfriend started telling her all about my "disappointing package and performance." Her friend just laughed at me. So far she has never tried to screw another guy, but I am afraid to ask her to.
>> Anonymous
>>144205

I don't think you're a straight guy. Enjoy your faggotry.
>> Anonymous
I can't settle for a blowjob, I HAVE TO HAVE the whole package with vaginal, anal, and mouth in order to cum when having sex with a girl.

Luckily my gf provides. =3
>> Anonymous
i fappD to pics of my stepmom
and my best friends mom
>> Anonymous
>>144205

Are you me? I don't remember posting this.
>> Anonymous
I fuck pillows
>> Anonymous
I'm only attracted to girls.
But i really want to be fucked in the ass badly.
>> Anonymous
I want to suck off guys and then play with their cum. I wish I had bottles of other guys cum so that I could eat for breakfast, or spread it on some toast and eat it. I want to be in a bukkake except I wanna be the girl. I like the idea of having loads of sticky cum on me. I wanna wake up in the morning with cum on my face. I like to see girls with cum on their clothing, face, or in their hair. I wanna get molly-whooped. And I still think I'm completely straight.
>> Anonymous
i am a totally straight guy and really want a cock in my ass from a really hot trap.
>> Anonymous
>>144277
See that's going to end with her just leaving you. Unless you have a shit ton of money there's no reason for her to stay with your dumbass
>> Anonymous
>>144524
If you want a dick in your ass... you're gay.
>> Anonymous
I like it when it's 'secret'
>> Anonymous
I am the sex toy/pet of a couple i met in the internet. the thing i love the most is when she sucks my cock while he pounds my ass while wearing female underwear.
Outside the bedroom we are good friends and respect eachother but on the bed they do me as they want
>> Anonymous
>>144476
you're SIC!
>> Anonymous
I used to have a shit fetish.

Now, instead, I have a million other ones, that aren't gross. Phew.

And no, you're not gay if you want something in your ass. You're gay if you are a man that wants to love a man while he's fucking you in your ass with his penis. Is that clear enough?
>> Anonymous
I like kinky, dominant chicks. Blindfolds, restraints, gags. I'm somewhat of a masochist.
>> Anonymous
I want to be a girl, 100% female, none of that sex-change bullshit. Give me the ovaries, uterus, periods, the whole package to be a complete girl.
>> Anonymous
>>144647
Stem cells!
>> Anonymous
my girlfriend and i are both virgins.
i have a large sized member and she is petite.
we have tried to have sex 3 times but it wont go in.
>> Anonymous
>>144647
why? do you behave like female?
>> Anonymous
I've talked shit about commonly disliked cosplayers like Adella, Acire and UsagiKou. But I actually find them to be really hot and fap to them constantly.
>> Anonymous
never had a wet dream even once. Dunno why..
Never even had a dream of having sex.

Fuck! is that normal?
>> deleted
you don't get wet dreams if you masterbate enough
>> Anonymous
Open relationship with the hottest of girls. Now it's been a few years and she's only interrested in doing it maybe once per year. I don't want to fuck anyone else because imagine your are going out with your fantasy girl, the best one you can think of... would anyone else feel as hot? nope. So I'm on 4chan instead, looking at models and things that rocks my boat.
>> Anonymous
I have always really liked fat guys, some times i think about fat guys when im masturbating, i dunno what it is, but the idea of the weight pressing me into the bed gets me wet.
I have also pee'ed myself a few times for pleasure and sometimes have scat fantasies, involving some one eating my shit
I sometimes finger myself to the idea that some one would dig up my dead body to have sex with me
>> Anonymous
>>144673
Well newfag, here's the thing. Without REM (Deep -> Dream) sleep, you'd go crazy and die. So, you just don't remember. Have fun.
Peace,