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Anonymous
What would you rather?

Either you get to fuck only the ugliest, hairiest, stinkiest, most repulsive woman (who is your girlfriend) and you can never sleep or fuck around with anyone else for the rest of your life or you get the ideal perfect girl for you (who let's you do anything you want sexually) BUT she has an insane anal fetish. She has to FUCK THE SHIT out of your ass with an extra large dildo every time you either fuck or fuck around.

Which do you choose?
>> Anonymous
Ass Fetish.
>> Anonymous
Gosh... that second choice seems like my life now... My GF loves to bang my ass with a dildo...
>> Anonymous
Second.
>> Anonymous
ITT faggots
>> Anonymous
http://www.rogerlinks.com/cgi-bin/linker/news.cgi?id=487
>> Anonymous
>>134661
exactly!

>Either you get to fuck only the ugliest, hairiest,
>stinkiest, most repulsive woman (who is your
>girlfriend) and you can never sleep or fuck around with
>anyone else for the rest of your life or you get the
>ideal perfect girl for you (who let's you do anything
>you want sexually) BUT she has an insane anal
>fetish. She has to FUCK THE SHIT out of your ass
>with an extra large dildo every time you either fuck or
>fuck around.

Its great the world isn't this black and white. Paper bag, a glade plugin, wax the bitch, and you're golden. And if that fails? Dude, no sex is worth getting your ass pounded for. Fuck that shit.

And I don't know why everyone is passing over the ugly chick? Half you fuckers have jacked off to something in /b/ that was truly fucked up and the other half have gotten aroused by the thing that the first half jacked off to.
>> Anonymous
number 2
>> Anonymous
Two, easily. It's one of my fetishes.
>> Anonymous
Lol is the OP meant to be some kind of really difficult choice? Option 2 please!
>> Anonymous
Is that a trick question?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
#2

i do it anyways
>> Anonymous
>>134643
lol yea seriously OP you brought that question to the wrong place

2 please!
>> Anonymous
#2, depending on what "extra large" means
>> Anonymous
#2 ....
>> Anonymous
Perfect girl.
>> Anonymous
#2 please.
If she can fuck my ass while I'm fucking hers, her acrobatic skills are perfect.
>> Anonymous
What the fuck kind of question is that? The extra-large dildo, of course.
>> Anonymous
Yup, it's 2. I get to win both ways (ideal girl, and anal sex).
>> ­
Hmm, this is a tough question because I was in a dirtbike accident when I was 12 and tore part of my asshole. It bleed sometimes if I take a big shit, the skin is really weak there.
>> Anonymous
i think you have to go with #2.
>> ­
>>134967
bloody anal sex is a turn on?
>> Anonymous
id rather take some pain and bang a hot chick... the alternative is nothing but pain
>> ­
Make the first chick an heiress to a huge fortune and maybe I'll reconsider.

Also, would I HAVE to fuck her? I could stand being celibate it if meant being more wealthy than God.
>> Anonymous
Dildo for sure. I've only had a finger in there so it's pretty tight, hopefulkly she'd start small to work it in.
>> Anonymous
2 fo sho
>> Anonymous
I'll take the chick with the strapon kthxbai - fuck yeah my two favourite things...
>> Anonymous
take it in the ass so u can fuck her and make it worth it
>> Anonymous
ass fetish, easy
>> Anonymous
thats my fetisj hell yeah
>> Anonymous
how can i get my girlfriend to fuck me in the ass?
>> Anonymous
This is a dumb choice, there are plenty of women who are neither of these things.
>> Anonymous
>>135013
seconded

plz, plz, plz give me a girl that will fuck me in the ass with a strap on

fat and ugly or thin and hot, i dont care
>> Anonymous
That's an easy choice! The perfect girl with ass-fetish, of course. You get two good things (perfect girl, and all the sex you want in whatever ways you want), for the price of only one bad thing (which could end up a good thing when your anus gets used to being dildoed, and could someday even make you feel good). XD
>> Anonymous
I love getting dildo/strap-on fucked, so I have absolutely no issues with the latter option. In fact, that's pretty much my perfect relationship.
>> Anonymous
Number 2.
>> Anonymous
Ok, what if the ugliest, hairiest, stinkiest, most repulsive woman is the ideal perfect girl for me? Can she still fuck me in the ass?
>> Anonymous
#1
>> Anonymous
Dude, if I had the option between number 2 with and number 2 without the anal fetish, I'd definitely go with number 2 with the anal fetish. Fisting would be a definite plus.
>> Anonymous
>>135014
Some that are both, too.
>> Anonymous
I like it up the ass.

Fuck yeah, awesome GF.
>> Anonymous
I take the hot bitch with the anal fetish, and when she goes to fuck me in the arse I put her in her place with my fist.
>> Anonymous
I would choose the latter.
>> Anonymous
if I had a girl who would fuck me up the ass I'd never leave the house again.
>> Anonymous
/r/ pegging pr0n
>> Anonymous
>>135104
YEAH

THEN SET HER ON FIRE
>> Anonymous
No duh, option 2. I mean jesus, you'd have to be the most retarded homophobe ever to not pick that. Learn what a prostate is and that that's win-win.
>> Anonymous
I'm not a homophobe.

I'm sexist. I'm too proud to get fucked. Period.
>> Anonymous
second.

Im not gay, but my gf loves playing with my ass, and so do I, and what?
>> Anonymous
>>134643
2nd.

I'm bi.
>> Self Macro San !5vnVUh2snQ!!nQN
guess it's time to be gay.
>> Anonymous
Not much of a dilemma. I hate ugly people, and the prospect of anal doesn't bother me (too much).
>> Anonymous
You ask her. If she says no, you get a different one.
>> Anonymous
You go with option 2 and use a firm hand to teach your gf her place in order to knock off that gay shit. As they say spare the rod spoil the child and women are nothing but large children. If you don't have control over your woman you can't seriously consider yourself a man or an adult and adults should never pamper children. Women need structure, ie dinner better be ready when I get home, and discipline, ie beatings, to feel safe and secure. Depriving them of this feeling of safety and security is immoral and negligent of the care you are obligated as a man to provide a woman.
>> Anonymous
3 Be Ronery forever and fap.
>> Anonymous
>>135355
Aw, there's no need for self-loathing.
>> Anonymous
Option 2, because the pre-shit would stimulate your prostate before sex.
>> Anonymous
heh im into anal so its all win for me :P
>> Ronin
For all those who chose # 2, just letting u kno if u already dont kno but you are very very bi, and thats cool and all as long as YOU kno it, soo umm technically this sit wouldnt apply to those who said 2 because they are Bi and it wouldnt be a fucking choice in the first place!!!
>> Anonymous
fadgets each and every one of you!
>> Ronin
And use logic, thier is no absoulutes, thiers always a way out. ex.:
1. choose another girl who is pretty and doesnt have a fetish
2. If these are the only 2 girls left on the planet, then 1 beat the shit outta the pretty one and make her give sex for no return seeing theirs no one to through u in jail 2 dont have sex, use ur hand, let the human race die out, if ur the only 3 left, then we deserve it
3. kill urself
>> Anonymous
2 fo sho
>> Anonymous
#2 WITHOUT A DOUBT
>> Anonymous
I've been looking for a girl like two anyway. What the hell kind of question is that?
>> Anonymous
Fuck yeah #2. I'd be a happy man if I could find a woman like her.
>> Anonymous
unacceptable, I rather not to have sex again if it's only one of those two "choices". I'd fap to /hc/ my whole life before letting anyone put anything in my ass!
>> Anonymous
fuck yeah i'd want to get fucked in the ass, shit is so hot is there a position where we can both fuck each other in the ass at the same time
>> Anonymous
number 2 quite easily
fuck, how is that a hard decision at all?
>> Anonymous
#2 (as long as i get to fuck her ass too) it already gave me some ideas like i could fuck her tits while riding her strapon :)
>> Anonymous
I learn to stop worrying and go for the nightly ass pounding.
>> Anonymous
The male G spot (the prostate) is found through the anus. Getting assfucked feels better than getting your dick sucked.
>> Anonymous
>>135477
According to that I should feel a powerful orgasm every time I take a shit which no guy does. GTFO and take your faggotry with you.
>> Anonymous
>>135490
Only if there is something wrong with your shit... which there probably is.
>> Anonymous
>>135490
the anus has many nerve endings.
as most of sex is in your head, you can make it feel sexual rather fast.
bi fag here.
if you're straight and you wanna know, get a blow job with a lubbed finger in your ass.
make sure she takes it out right after you come cos otherwise you'll feel a bit odd.
good luck!
>> Anonymous
>>135490

No because you're shitting.

But you do feel rather good when you do don't you?
>> ­????­­????­??????
#2 is my perfect woman
>> Anonymous
Is this supposed to be hard to answer? ¯\(º_o)/¯

#2
>> Anonymous
lol asking this on 4chan.

Most of the people who'd choose the hairy whale would only do it because it's their fetish.
>> Anonymous
Second choice FTW
>> Anonymous
>>134643

second, might even prefer it if it was a dick and not a dildo though
>> Anonymous
>>134643
What's the fucking downside to #2?
>> Anonymous
>>134643
If girl #1 is the OP pic, then I'll stick with that.

For girl #2, how big and how rough are we talking?
>> Anonymous
will she eat out my asshole first? also, how big is the dildo? big as in wide, or just long?
>> Anonymous
Latter. What are you, retarded?
>> Anonymous
new Q: what wud u rather? get all ur sexual dreams come true or the oposite?
>> ?
ANAL FEELS SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD I CHOOSE NUMBER 2

BTW: CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
>> Anonymous
itt: trolls
there's no way that so many faggots browse 4chan
>> Anonymous
anal is fun so the choice is simple
>> Anonymous
>>or you get the ideal perfect girl for you (who let's you do anything you want sexually) BUT she has an insane anal fetish. She has to FUCK THE SHIT out of your ass with an extra large dildo every time you either fuck or fuck around.

I fail to see the disadvantage...
>> Arachnoristocrat !3GqYIJ3Obs
Option 2. Over time, I'd get used to the anal.
>> Anonymous
I'll take two, thanks. There's a reason why there are plenty of women who love anal. It's great. :3
>> Anonymous
wow u are all fags cuz u want a girl to fuck u in the ass just so u can fuck other girls? I would go with number 1 and use either plastic surgery and soap or a gun. then shazzam! I'm clean for a new babe.