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FRUIT FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!11111 Anonymous
okay im really horny and i want to know if its safe to fuck cantelopes, and no i don't own any sex toys/plastic vaginas. i am really curious about this, any suggestions anon?
>> Anonymous
1.Make a hole in a melon aprox. the size of your penis.
2.Heat it up in the microwave until it's slightly warm when you touch it.
3.????????
4.PROFIT!!!
>> Anonymous
can you specify exactly how long in the microwave i should put it? also any previous preperations i should know before i fuck it? should i take the skin of the whole cantelope, i dont want to get a rash.
>> Anonymous
>>233571
5 minutes should do the trick. Also, its going to be sticky and mushy if you skin the whole thing. Just cut the hole so its mostly stable.
>> Anonymous
any pics?
>> Anonymous
...and your cock burns!
>> Anonymous
make the hole a little smaller and a little shorter than your dick, so that you get a lot of nice pressure from working the hole out to the actual size of your dick
>> Anonymous
Holy shit this is the most pathetic thread i've ever read on here
>> Anonymous
>>233651
lol newfag
>> Anonymous
Fuck. I tried this a few days ago!

Burned my cock so I put a condom on. After that it felt great for a while but I wasn't able to cum. Unfortunately my dick damaged the inside of the melon too much and made it too big to get any friction.

Have a backup melon when you try, and put down a towel, it's very messy.
>> Anonymous
1. Make up a batch of jello.
2. Pour into tall glasses.
3. Allow to set (maybe overnight).
4. Insert penis.
5. ???????
6. PROFIT!
>> Anonymous
>>233651
GTFO.

If I had any faith at all that this would be worth the effort, I'd absolutely try it.

Hey>>233670, even if you couldn't cum, did it feel better than fapping?
>> Anonymous
>>233693
not as good as melon, but no seeds or skin or ways to hurt your knob
>> Anonymous
Seriously gaiz, is this worth it?
>> Anonymous
When you're done, donate the fruit to a soup kitchen
>> Anonymous
>>233701
To begin with it was.

After about 10 minutes it got boring.
>> Anonymous
okay i just tried it and i have to say it was worth it but i used lube with it too. trick is makin a small hole so you can break it in and feel the friction, best part is when you slowly pull your cock out. it gives a great blowjob but i took a quick shower took wash off all the juice and seeds after i was finished.
>> Anonymous
it also helps if you watch a good pron vid while you fuck the fruit. cantelopes cost me $1.25 so it will get pricey since i fap at least two times a day, but hey when your a horny virgin its better than nothing. btw, anon what do you think about papaya's do you think those are better than cantelopes or worse?
>> Anonymous
know what else helps? GETTING A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
>> Anonymous
>>233973
yeah, agreed. a fucking one will do the trick, a regular one shall fail
>> Anonymous
>>233973
O SHIT TOUGH GUY.
>> Anonymous
poast moar maya
>> Anonymous
OK OP, DELIVER VID NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(plz)
>> Anonymous
Used a 3/4ths eaten bananapeel
>> Anonymous
fuck that chick is hot
>> Anonymous
op vid or die in a fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the choice is yours!
>> horni Anonymous
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i'm horny too:( only i don't have the option of fucking a cantelope... and there's no carrots, cucumbers or bananas in the house for me to shove up my cunt.
>> FRUIT FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!11111 Anonymous
OP here, i want to thank anon for sharing his suggestions. although not promised, i humbley grant you sauce and 1000 internets. pic is from the last one, i suggest you start there :)

http://rapidshare.com/files/44002207/clip_1_high.wmv

http://rapidshare.com/files/44006540/clip_2_high.wmv

http://rapidshare.com/files/44011221/clip_3_high.wmv

http://rapidshare.com/files/44019950/clip_4_high.wmv

http://rapidshare.com/files/44028018/clip_5_high.wmv

happy fapping............