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Sounding Anonymous
Any of you guys ever done sounding before?

For those that don't know, "Sounding" is sticking things into the urethra of your penis for masturbation purposes. Metal medical sounds are usually recommended.

Pic related. It's from a video of a guy sounding with a thermometer taped to an egg vibrator and cumming.
>> Anonymous
WAT
>> Anonymous
wahat
>> Anonymous
no gtfo faggot
>> Anonymous
why's it called sounding
>> Anonymous
sauce of vid?
>> Anonymous
>>330478
A "sounding" is the act of measuring something for depth.

>>330463
No, just hoping for some tips about how to do it without injury.

>>330479
Nope. I was googling and found that in google images after googling forever. Evidently, sounding is rare and then only in the S&M crowd.
>> Anonymous
its probly called sounding cuz you could probly hear some guy crying in agony, from having some thing shoved into his dick!!!
>> Anonymous
http://groups.google.com/group/TheSweetestSOUNDS/files?hl=en&pli=1

It only hurts if you are doing shit wrong. If you do it right, it will greatly enhance your fappingsessions :3
>> Anonymous
http://www.kidsinsandbox.net/

this guy doesn't seem to mind
>> Stripedog !99w4lZplhU
I had a girlfriend who got off on sticking things into my urethera, I think I had some minor scarring for a while, and was extra sensitive around the opening, but nothing too bad, really.
>> Anonymous
Oh my god damn god, it must feel like pushing something inside your dick...
>> moss
>>330873
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>> Anonymous
Some porn stores have sounding kits so you can stretch out your dick to the desired width or whatever. I'm sure there'd be a manual.


Even if you just bought it and never used it, it would be a neat conversation piece. Or a present for your mom.
>> Anonymous
Has anyone here ever seen cockfingering?

That's right, a finger inside your urethra. Google that shit, it's fucking insane.
>> Anonymous
>>330527
How does one do shit right?
>> Anonymous
http://www.shockingtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=d05511296a719cffb21c

sounding vid. so short tho. anon knows more link are in my comp...MUST FIND FOR OP
>> Anonymous
im curious about anything that has potential to enhance my fapping sessions
>> Anonymous
http://cdn77.xtube.com/e8/watch_video.php?v_user_id=--plum--&idx=6&v=ESqhZ_G4
here we go! OP, ANON DELIVERS!
there are more to view here just type in "sounding" in the search bar thats half way down the page on the right.
>> Anonymous
the first time I ever came it was from sounding
>> Anonymous
On the phone, the kid says how-the day before-he was just a little stoned. At home in his bedroom, he was flopped on the bed. He was lighting a candle and flipping through some old porno magazines, getting ready to beat off. This is after he's heard from his Navy brother. That helpful hint about how Arabs beat off. The kid looks around for something that might do the job. A ballpoint pen's too big. A pencil's too big and rough. But dripped down the side of the candle, there's a thin, smooth ridge of wax that just might work. With just the tip of one finger, this kid snaps the long ridge of wax off the candle. He rolls it smooth between the palms of his hands. Long and smooth and thin.

Stoned and horny, he slips it down inside, deeper and deeper into the piss slit of his boner. With a good hank of the wax still poking out the top, he gets to work.

Even now, he says those Arab guys are pretty damn smart. They've totally reinvented jacking off. Flat on his back in bed, things are getting so good, this kid can't keep track of the wax. He's one good squeeze from shooting his wad when the wax isn't sticking out anymore.

The thin wax rod, it's slipped inside. All the way inside. So deep inside he can't even feel the lump of it inside his piss tube.
>> Anonymous
From downstairs, his mom shouts it's supper time. She says to come down, right now. This wax kid and the carrot kid are different people, but we all live pretty much the same life.

It's after dinner when the kid's guts start to hurt. It's wax, so he figured it would just melt inside him and he'd pee it out. Now his back hurts. His kidneys. He can't stand straight.

This kid talking on the phone from his hospital bed, in the background you can hear bells ding, people screaming. Game shows.

The X-rays show the truth, something long and thin, bent double inside his bladder. This long, thin V inside him, it's collecting all the minerals in his piss. It's getting bigger and rougher, coated with crystals of calci¬um, it's bumping around, ripping up the soft lining of his bladder, blocking his piss from getting out. His kidneys are backed up. What little that leaks out his dick is red with blood.

This kid and his folks, his whole family, them looking at the black X-ray with the doctor and the nurses stand¬ing there, the big V of wax glowing white for everybody to see, he has to tell the truth. The way Arabs get off. What his big brother wrote him from the Navy.

On the phone, right now, he starts to cry.

They paid for the bladder operation with his college fund. One stupid mistake, and now he'll never be a lawyer.
>> Anonymous
>>330971
>>330972
Also, it'd be stupid to use wax because it's far too brittle and would break at the slightest pressure.
>> Anonymous
>>330972

I see what you did there, Chuck.
>> Anonymous
I had surgery. Since the catheter, my urethra is a little stretched. I could probably try some of this shit.

Except it sounds more gross/painful than hot or stimulating. I'd probably just get a urinary track infection in the end. Not wroth it guys. You may as well just stick to fingering your asshole if you're that desperate. Or get a girlfriend, jeez.
>> Anonymous
HAS ANYONE CHECKED OUT THOSE VIDEOS FROM ANONS POST No.330956 POST?!
QUITE INSANE!!!! I THINK I'M GONNA GO TRY IT...LOL
>> Anonymous
>>331000
/d/ anon in>>330982said:

"Use something thin, smooth, and sanitized. Like pour some rubbing alcohol on it then allow to air dry. Use lots of lube but never spit. Don't go past the base of your dick and it's better to have something that has a much larger end so it will never go further than you want it to. Your penis likes to push things out, so losing it isn't much of a problem."
>> Anonymous
enjoy your uti.
>> Anonymous
I got a prostate infection from doing this ONCE
>> Anonymous
Really? none of you faggots have done that?
I used use a tooth brush handle down the urethra to wake the snake before a fap session. The limit of what I could stick in my urethra was just about a sharpie. It doesnt really feel that good, but for some reason I really like it.
I havent done it in a while though. The last time I did it, I stuck a red Deny's crayon into my dick, and when I pulled it out it left a bunch of wax residue inside my cock. I dont think it was infected or anything, but it was swollen and purple around my urethra, and it hurt to piss for a few days.
>> Anonymous
wtf dood
>> Anonymous
>>330971
>>330972

chuck palahniuk called... he wants his story back.

and its a fiction story, calm down...
>> Anonymous
Stuffing a foreign object into a sterile environment like my urethra? Thanks, no. I don't want to get a bacterial infection and/or lesions so that it feels like my entire pelvis is filled with lava every time I need to urinate.

I've had a very very slight infection just inside the tip of my penis and I thought I was gonna freakin' die, and I've been told by doctors that I have a relatively high tolerance for pain.
>> Anonymous
Just my DS stylus.stuck it inside my fake vagoo so everytime I came down with it it would shove it in.Had to take it out before I came thought,hurt to bad.