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I woke up last night after having sex with my current girlfriend of 3 years and i had a problem. My Dick seemed to have swollen a bit and theres blood coming out of the tip. Please tell me what its from. I would go to the hospital but I dont have insurance.
>> Anonymous
that aint good
>> Anonymous
small penis is small
>> Anonymous
ruptured blood vessel in urethra
better get that shit looked at fast
>> Anonymous
that's swollen???? think you've got a bigger (i.e. smaller) problem YAGEDDIT lolololol
>> Anonymous
also really get it looked at. dun want you to die
>> Anonymous
I think shes been cheating on you and we all know why.
>> Anonymous
i sense unfaithfulness

time to find the hoe beating stick me thinks
>> Anonymous
but I dont know it wasn't this badd before last night I mean it was perfectly normal.... Oh god... why!!!!!
>> Anonymous
beat her with a hammer then go see a doctor
>> Anonymous
>>119058

you've got AIDS and you're gonna die
so take your diseased pin dick and GTFO
>> Anonymous
coming to 4chan for advice...

fail, sir.
>> Anonymous
Dont have insurance? Move to a country that treats people for free...
>> Anonymous
fuck the OP's story gave me an instant boner kill
>> Anonymous
yeah i went to a clinic and was uninsured. I think the bill was like $500 to do a full std check.
>> poonmaster
HOLY SHIT
dude the bitch cut ur fucking dick off!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Check her vagina and see if it grew teeth recently.
>> Anonymous
>>119179
>Dont have insurance? Get a job
fixed
>> Anonymous
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Congratulations! You've just contracted an STD!
>> Anonymous
>>119058
Girlfriend of THREE YEARS? Nice! I've been meaning to get me a gf like this. Where'd you find her, a playground?
>> Anonymous
urinary tract infection you fuckwit
>> Anonymous
Or it could be cancer. For me, it started with a little blood.... ended with a diagnosis of bladder cancer. Go to any medical professional right the fuck now or your girlfriend of 3 years will be telling folks your tragic story of how you didn't take yourself to the doctor and died like an idiot 7 months later after the cancer busted through the bladder wall and got into your lymph system. Seriously, go... NOW.
>> Anonymous
Haha insurance.

Enjoy your fuckshit country, fuckshit.
>> Anonymous
>>119409

I agree with this dude.

Your country is shit. Real shit. Enjoy whatever it is you have, and don't expect to have it fixed without paying thru the nose for it.

... you could just move to a less retarded country.
>> Anonymous
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rofl
>> Anonymous
>>119447
Fails about as much as you do at spelling.
>> Anonymous
>>119447

No u.

Go learn how to use the right font, Captain.
>> Anonymous
YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, SIR
SEEMS THAT YOU FAILED FATALLY
>> Anonymous
You might have split your foreskin

Go see a doctor in any case, you dick isn't meant to bleed
>> Anonymous
>>119058
>I would go to the hospital but I dont have insurance.
Ha Ha! Dumb Amerifags with no socialized medicine. Enjoy your 'free choice' while your dick rots off!
>> Anonymous
use webmd.
>> Anonymous
>>119559
A shit government doesn't have anything to do with the nations people being dumb. But that just goes to show the world's ignorance is still at full blast. I wouldn't be anything but American, yet I still have no problem with any other nationality. So which one is dumb now?
>> epic Anonymous
http://pown.alluc.org/?uid=1374
>> Anonymous
>>119570

When said nation's people can choose it's government and still willingly elects corrupt fools, said nation can be considered populated by idiots.
>> Anonymous
>>119559
Enjoy your taxes and lower standard of living, you faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>119579

Choice huh? American's have struggled for a change in government for some time now. You present to me the choices we have..
The youth is different from the elders here in a huge way. There is a wanting for change, unfortunately we were set in a path from European ancestors who brought this government with them, set the amendments and let it roll. On May 11 of this year we lost at least 13 rights as citizens because of this National Homeland Security Act. We aren't happy about it, yet all we can do is wait for some kind of revolution. You act like we are clueless and are in control. Come change it if you can please, we beg of you.
>> Anonymous
>>119570

Also I hate to tell you.. when they are corrupt already, the voting doesn't even matter. 8 out of 10 people voted for John Kerry last election and look who won. 7 out of 10 people voted for Gore before that and look who won. Choice, voting, nah man.. we do wish.
>> Anonymous
NIGGERS CHINKS GOOKS SPICS
>> Anonymous
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It's Lupus!
>> Anonymous
>>119583
Yeah, with the taxes I pay I get crucial services, which isn't done for profit unlike your fail nation, and for the standard of living I have bad news for you...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index#Past_top_countries

Enjoy your corporate cocksucking.
>> Anonymous
>>119585

And yet you stick around anyway. So which are you: retard or masochist?
>> Anonymous
>>119612
Yawn. I have health insurance and I work in the medical field. There's probably a reason why Canadians and Brits come here and chose to PAY for their surgeries. Your system sucks. And some failfag UN statistic that considers socialized health care a factor is obviously fail. Also fuck you, nigger.
>> Anonymous
HAY GUIS WATS GOIN ON THIS THRED
>> Anonymous
y the fuck r all u ppl replying to this. this is the fuckin hc porn page. take ur broken cock questions to /b/, failfag
>> IRS
WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>> Anonymous
Another sex related question. MY GF is on the pill and when I come I just stay in a continue (I don't loose my erection after I spooge)is this bad?
>> Anonymous
AIDS
>> Anonymous
Don't like the shit happening in the USA? Vote with your feet.

The size of the USA Economy has been shrinking without pause since about 1960. Want to bet how long your "high standard of living" is going to last?

Get out now. Beat the rush.
>> Anonymous
>>119646
..idiot you just bumped it
>> Anonymous
the us has the highest quality of health care on the planet, it's just that most of it's citizens can't afford it. maybe poor people just shouldn't get sick
>> Anonymous
>>119588
Yeah he got 80% of the popular vote alright!
>> Anonymous
Chop it off!
Chop it off!
Chop it off!
>> Anonymous
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Find a girl with teeth in her vagoo, and get her to get it to bite it off - simple.
>> Anonymous
LOL NO INSURANCE

THATS AMERICA FOR U

GO EUROPE
>> Anonymous
or go Canada =D
>> Anonymous
The problem is you have a girlfriend of 3 years old.
>> Anonymous
>>120011
>>120028
Yeah, enjoy your lines. Think it's bad waiting in the emergency room in the U.S., imagine a whole country that is entitled health care.

There's a reason why everyone comes to America for major surgery. Nobody wants to wait 6+ months for a medical procedure they need now.
>> Anonymous
Regardless of whether you have health care insurance or not, go to the hospital and explain your problem.

Hospitals won't refuse service to anyone.
>> Anonymous
>>120178

You must be some special sort of retard if you think the queues are any different between ERs in european hospitals compared to those in the US.
>> Anonymous
canada is not european. nice job, retard
>> Anonymous
Retarded eurofag niggershit in my /hc/? It's more likely than you think.
>> Anonymous
your knob is ugly

but this is better


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