Am I the only one who gets turned on by pubic hair like this?
Yep.
Apes also get turned on by it.
>>20029SO THAT'S WHY I saw your mom getting fucked by an Ape last night.
My fuck buddy has her snatch hair shaved like that. It annoys the hell out of me.I always get my nose tickled or I get a fucking pube in my mouth.
>>20044Wow you're clever. Tell me, if she really was doing it. What were you doing looking through her bedroom window? Can't find a date?
>>20047She called me last night and wanted some satisfaction, but the Ape was first so I left like a gentleman after the Ape shit on her face.
>>20049So you like fucking 64 year old women then? To each his own I suppose.
>>20052I couldn't. The ape was first and shit on her face.
>>20082Hey you're the one making up this fantasy not me. You willingly accepted the offer of sex from a 64 year old woman.
>>20083Yeah she was desperate and I was bored so.
>>20110Wait, given her options, my mother chose an ape over you?If even my mother is choosing to fuck apes instead of you. I guess that's pretty much it for you, game over.
>>20121Can't you faggot read?the Ape was first there, and because I am a gentleman, I didn't want to disturb them, since he shit on her face and stuff like that.
>>20125Can't you remember your own posts? You said she called you wanting some action. But evidently she found an ape much more satisfying.
>>20127Objection!She called. I "came" too late and the Ape was having his way with her. So I decided to leave.What an idiot XD Can't read like a stupid moron.
>>20131Her choices were:1. Wait for you.2. Fuck an ape.She chose to fuck an ape instead of waiting the extra 5 minutes for you.Also learn grammar.>Can't read like a stupid moron.>Can't you faggot read?Unless of course you're stating I can't read how a moron would read and asking whether I have the ability to read faggots.
>>20137The Ape raped her.Touche.
>>20139i didn't know there were any free-roaming rapist apes in Australia.
>>20143But your father is an ape too, so...it's possible.Touche No.2.
>>20147> But your father is an apeWhat are you, 10?That's the stupidest attempt at an insult I've seen in quite a while. Well Done.
>>20153So, discussing with me was cool and not kiddy until you got owned?Touche.
>>20160Where exactly was I owned?
>>20147>>20139
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
>>20177Oh I see. You have a very strange definition of owned.For starters, this is all a story you made up. A story in which you envision my 64 year old mother (who you've never met) choosing an ape to fuck instead of waiting a little longer for you to arrive.You then make a claim that my father (who you've also never met) is an ape. When any person with even a low level intellect can easily distinguish between the two.
>>20188XD XD XD
>>20188You were "owned" by simply replying to a troll, and then continuing to do so.>That's the stupidest attempt at an insult I've seen in quite a while. Well Done.>That's the stupidest attempt at an insult>the stupidest attempt>stupidest
>>20303You're confused about who was trolling who.
>>20303Check Dictionary.com "stupidest" is a word.
1. Stupidest is a word.2. That dude got trolled HARD.3. We all need to shut up and post more porn.4. Seriously, he got trolled SO HARD.
>>21276That WAS quite a trolling. Hook, line, and sinker that one.Typical trolling victim response too. You were trolling him? Come now. Don't lie to anon, and especially not to yourself.
what's this about melons?
This may be the worst insult thread I've ever seen. Seriously, insulting someones mother is no longer an insult, though saying an ape makes better love than you, burn. Just ouch. Lol
>>21466Probably. I mean, the Ape was hardcore, he shit on her face. I can't keep up with that.
>>21360Whether you choose to believe it it or not. The posters desired effect was achieved and therefore said poster cannot be called a victim.