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Favorite fantasy/fetish? Anonymous
Anyone else pretend your a goose and flap around on the kitchen floor while your g/f feeds you bread..
>> Anonymous
No. I can say with a tremendous degree of certainty that I have never done that before. And never will.
>> Anonymous
I love fantasy as much as the next guy... but this takes bestiality to another level..
>> Anonymous
Woah woah, calm down everyone.
Why so serious?
>> Anonymous
Depending in the mood, sometimes after i come home from the gym. I lay in a pool of blood that i buy from the local butcher... When my g/f comes home i scream and tell her ive been ravished by a gang of street puffs.
Its then she's ready... You know...
For a good fuck.
>> Anonymous
It appears sirs you are funny fuckerz...

lulz
>> Anonymous
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wtf?
>> Anonymous
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
>> Anonymous
Once i spat at a gerbil and sprinkled raisin's over my nuts. I lay back as the wet gerbil gnawed at the raisins, when i came - and came i did - the gerbil had gone...
to this day i havent seen it, but i hear it every now and then. It wishes me a good night and bids me happiness as i sleep.
>> Sj<
On thursdays, i walk around the house shouting 'Im a martian, Im a martian!' When the g/f comes home she whispers to me..
'Welcome to earth Martian sir, i shake your martian hand in welcome of your arrival...'
At which point i grin, and say...
'Thats not my martian hand... Thats my anal probe!'
>> Anonymous
i prefer to be the bread