>>146221Well first of all, make sure he still has balls, that makes things a lot easier. Next, you're probably jerking him wrong. Don't go to town on the shaft, instead travel upward past the knot and jerk the "stem" that's just behind the knot instead, he should respond much more favorably that way.Other things you may want to try are getting naked and getting on all fours and encouraging him to play with you, be it sniffing or licking and so on, just be inviting and let him know it's all good. Show him what's going on and he should be more receptive.
>>146234What if he doesnt have balls?
>>146243Then you're pretty much shit out of luck. Trade him in for one that isn't fixed if you're not that attached, ha.
Uhh...Are we talking about dogs?
>>146261horses
>>146263Seemed like dogs to me. If so, then yeah, if the dog has been fixed he's not really going to be in the mood to fool around. The most you'll get is some licking and maybe he'll get a semi, but that's about it.
i guess when no REAL girls want to fuck you, you losers turn to your family pet. have luck finding a girl who even wants to touch after you jerked your dog off. you'll be ones with the 200lb girlfriend.
>>146338You clearly haven't watched any beast clips, there are some -very- good looking, and young I might add, girls out there fucking/sucking/being licked by their pets.
>>146350For money, yes.
pretty much you can't stick your dick in a real girl, so you jerk off to movies on the computer and if that's not working for the day, you then go and molest the family pet. pretty pathetic.
>>146363Because you're so superior to anyone else on 4chan. If you're here reading and replying to this shit, you're just as much a no-life as every other Anon.