File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Dear /hc/,
What is the allure of anal sex? Sure its tighter, but there's SHIT in there. And real anal isn't like porn anal either. I've heard stories of once the he pulls out the girl leaks shit all over the bed. How is that attractive?

/rant
>> Anonymous
>I've heard stories of once the he pulls out the girl leaks shit all over the bed.

I'll take urban myths for $200, Alex.
>> Anonymous
>>25236
Because YOU enjoy it and SHE screams in pain and cries... what's not to love?
>> Anonymous
I've had anal sex a couple of times and their has never been mess, cause just like in porn you prepare before hand...
>> Anonymous
I'm a girl who loves anal - I've NEVER had shit leak out afterwards! The only time anything close like that has happened was when my ex came in my ass, and the cum that dripped out WAS a bit nasty, but that's easily avoided. Anal rocks!
>> Anonymous
Take a shit before you anal, have a shower before you anal.

Worst you get is a naughty smell
>> Anonymous
>>25255
Marry me!!!

Also: Pics or never happened =P
>> Anonymous
>>25259
There eventually will be pics and/or video eventually, but nothing yet...
>> Anonymous
man that bald porn actor is very hot
whats his name
>> Anonymous
>>25264
ewww finnucc, get the hell out of here
>> Anonymous
Porn actresses have enemas before anal sex.
>> Anonymous
part of the allure is getting a girl to do it. Sort of a prove to me you love me kind of stunt.
A powertripping sort of thing, if you can get a girl to take it in the ass, you can probably get her to do all sorts of things.
>> Anonymous
I agree that it is fucking disgusting. Can be hot to watch, but I'd never ever want to experience it.
>> Anonymous
>>25290

That, you fucking retards. Who in their right mind would shove their cock up a shitty asshole? Assholes have to be cleaned out before they get fucked.
>> Anonymous
>>25247
>>25247
>>25247

THIS MAN IS CORRECT
>> Anonymous
I'm 8 inches. I always insist on doing anal to the girls I'm going out with because you feel just so damn GOOD and in control of her.

My best advice is:
a) Haver her clean her ass with an enema or something like that before you fuck her ass. Got this advice from a gay friend of mine.
b) LUBRICATION. Makes it hurt less to her.
c) Always wear a condom. Anal is pretty risky STD-wise.

Happy fucking!
>> Anonymous
Eh, the few times I've had anal sex, I managed to avoid any kind of shit storm be it real or proverbial.

However, it just wasn't the same as the vagina. I really like the vagina.

Anal looks hot as shit in porn, but IRL, it ain't my thing.
>> Anonymous
I always have anal sex with my girlfriend, lately more often than vaginal sex. She doesn't take enemas or anything, and we've only used lube a few times. It's actually relatively clean, I've never had any problems with mess. Just wear a condom, and there's really nothing to worry about.
>> Anonymous
Lube and condom. Take a dump beforehand. That simple.
>> Anonymous
MY DICK IS HARD JUST THINKING OF ANAL
>> Anonymous
>>25553
The girl should probably take a dump beforehand, also. Just a thought.
>> the fucking nigger that posts on /k/
>>25673
me too
>> Anonymous
Protip: Most porn stars do a very through douching before any anal scene. Although it looks spontaneous, theres a good half hour involved in making that asshole clean as a whistle
>> Anonymous
weird, I fap my dick raw to anal scenes, the dirtier the better. However, I'd never do it with my current fuck. Maybe I should have myself analysed
>> Anonymous
>>25236

Haha, it's kind of ironic you post a picture of Cody Lane when talking about dirty anal. In one of her movies (I think it's "cum in my ass, not in my mouth" or something like that), she practically shits all over floor when she's trying to get the cum out. I haven't watched it myself, but i've read reviews and stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>25721

LOL REALLY WHAT A FUCKING WHORE
>> Anonymous
>>25721
>>25721
>>25721

I need to fucking see this, NOW
>> Anonymous
im working on getting my GF to do anal,
she fucking loves it when i finger her ass an eat her out.
>> Anonymous
because it's fuckin' dirty, and you ain't getting' no babies from it.
>> Anonymous
>>25721
>>25721
>>25721
>>25721


STOP TALKING AND FIND THAT CUNTING VIDEO!!!!

MUST BE SEEN BY THE MASSES!!!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I often finger a girl's ass in the spirit of the moment, but I have never really felt any pressure to put my dick in there. I don't really like blowjobs for the same reason, cock was made for vag and vag was made for cock, no point in putting it any place else.
>> Anonymous
You can go bareback without the risk of conception.
>> Anonymous
>>26163
empornium link:
http://empornium.us/details.php?cat=14&id=170842
>> Anonymous
fails for posting a stuffed vag for an anal thread, but I wanna fuck my gf's ass too...
>> Anonymous
>>26163
http://video.xnxx.com/video11268/Ass_Creampies_For_Cody_Lane
http://video.xnxx.com/video11268/Ass_Creampies_For_Cody_Lane
http://video.xnxx.com/video11268/Ass_Creampies_For_Cody_Lane
http://video.xnxx.com/video11268/Ass_Creampies_For_Cody_Lane
>> Anonymous
I fuck my girlfriend's ass all the time, I've never had my dick covered in shit either because of a little thing called HYGIENE. Look it up faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>26195
I habeeb it's called an "enema". or you must have a really small dick.
>> Anonymous
>>26197

7 inches fails to qualify as small in most girl's books I've been with.
>> Anonymous
If it isn't dirty then you're doing it wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>26198
so we can conclude that she takes enemas before you stick it in her poopar.

in any case, and to paraphrase freud:"to be afraid of buttsecks because there is poop in there, is equally stupid as being afraid of penis in vagoo, because piss comes from there"

idk about you, but I love dirty anal. fuck all this clean pooperfucking, shit should be degrading and nasty for the recipient.
>> Anonymous
>>26195

this post tells me one of 3 things:
1 - that you only fuck girls with OCD who have to wash their entire anal cavay every time they shit;
2 - you only do buttsecks when on-set filming porno and all the girls are paid pros;
or
3 - you are an unconvincing liar. Enjoy your hand, So Ronery guy...
>> Anonymous
>>26201

You fucking spastic you do know that we don't fuck their urethra don't you?
>> Anonymous
>>26202
*cavaty
>> Anonymous
>>26205
sperm comes from your uretha, doesn't it?

wut, did I made you angry, tough guy? or are you a natural born castrate? enjoy your gender-confusion.

inb4 "I wish to be the little girl"
>> Anonymous
>>26205

speak for yourself. I fuck girls in their urethra. I use a plastic fork from macdonalds.

they fucking hate it.
>> Anonymous
>>26181

BS. Anal-sex only is still only 99% effective. Leakage/seepage does happen.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Don't get me wrong, anal is pretty great, but it should be a sparse alternative to the vagina. The two are really incomparable, or maybe it is just me loving the wetness.

That being said, I can't understand these sick fucks who prefer anal over the regular way. Just come out of the closet already faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>25236

What you fail to understand is that women aren't as disgusting as us, especially in the butthole department.

Man Butt is much nastier smelling and there's a lot of shit in there. I mean, I have to shit right now even!

Anal sex is good, and if you do it right, she likes it too.
>> Anonymous
>>25236

And the reason that you're probably asking is because you are curious and you wish that you weren't an anal virgin.
>> Anonymous
If you haven't gotten shit on your dick from anal then your girlfriend is washing out her asshole before you fuck her up it.

Seriously. It doesn't matter what you think or what she says, that's a fucking fact.
>> Anonymous
well, piss and blood come out of or hang out near the vag, shit can only be so much worse, amirite? i mean, we stick our FACES down there anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>25255
I'm a FAGGOT who loves anal - I've NEVER had shit leak out afterwards! The only time anything close like that has happened was when my ex came in my ass, and the cum that dripped out WAS a bit nasty, but that's easily avoided. Anal rocks!
>> Anonymous
>>25255
Kris?
>> Anonymous
>>25236
some girls like it, hell my ex liked it so much that she wanted me to stick my finger up my ass because she thought I would like it as much as her.
>> Anonymous
Here's a screenshot of the Cody Lane scene where she practically shits herself. You an see the yellowed cum on its way out in the bottom corner, but nothing more http://hidebehind.com/4DBC71
>> Anonymous
>>26243

Has only dated White Trash Dirty Crack Whores.
>> Anonymous
>>26284

Meh, alotta times they use fake cum that doesn't really look real.
>> Anonymous
>>26258
no i'm franklin
>> Anonymous
>>26208
Tell me you're joking...
>> Anonymous
>>26235
detached shoulders and neck
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>25236
"I've heard stories of once the he pulls out the girl leaks shit all over the bed. How is that attractive?"

It's got a name. It's called "Santorum" and it's named after this guy. Get on the Internets and get some googled.

And why does it have an allure? Because it's the last "forbidden" sex with Your Mom. She fucks and sucks on the first date, but she is still learning to love anal.
>> Anonymous
>>25255
Amy? What are you doing on 4chan?
>> Anonymous
>>25255
you made me whole day with that post.
>> Anonymous
>>26460
Was so happy to contribute voting this douche out in 2006.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
Seriously, if you're going to do anal use a condom. Once that e-coli bug gets into your bladder it takes a lot of high power antibiotics to remove it. Not pleasant.
OTOH anal is pleasant. Very nice variation to spice up your sex life.
>> Anonymous
>>25250
>>25255

I'm a girlie who loves anal, and yes these are both true ;D =x
>> Anonymous
>>26198
your mother, and sister are very loose so their opinion holds little weight.
>> Anonymous
>>25236
I have yet to have unenjoyable anal.
>> Anonymous
>>25236
I hope OP lose his anal virginity in the form of surprise buttsekchs via nigger cock.
>> Anonymous
if a girl ever shat in my dick I think I would never want to fuck a butt again in my life. only happened, like, 3-4 times anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>26646
you have yet to have any anal
>> Anonymous
>>26646
have you told your husband yet?
>> Anonymous
>>26208
*cavity LOL (^_^)
>> Anonymous
lol UTI
>> Anonymous
Go read Tucker Max and the story where he wants anal sex.

Brilliant.