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Anonymous
Does /hc/ ever make their own sex toys? I've tried a few but i almost always end up rubbing one out the old fashioned way. :(
>> Yeh... Anonymous
Hi, my name is anonymous and thank fucken god too

Take a stiff twisted phone cord, double it over, twist (for stiffness)
Then take some paper towels and wrap around and put a fluffy sock over the whole thing, try to keep it tight. (for yielding resistance)
Then put a non-lubricated condom or two (for smoothness and moisture resistance)
Loop a rubber-band or string at the base to keep it tight and together
Lube it up with olive or vegetable oil (or KY lube....NOT vaseline)

Insert into your anus

for extra lulz, Leave it around after yer done and you pass out after cumming buckets for your girlfriend to discover while yer still sleeping and then find it on top of a break-up note with your ass-juices and oil smearing the handwriting.

FTW!!!!
>> Take it up the ass bitch Anonymous
LOL, some chicks want a man who likes ass play....just saying...
>> skay
i took a bottle that held 5000 6 gram plastic bbs for airsoft, cleaned it out, but a condom on my hard dick, filled the bottle with really hot water, then put 3 rubber bands around my shaft near the base, stuck my dick into the bottle, the wrapped the top part of the condom along the rim of the bottle, the ammoun of volume your dick takes up should over spill, flip the condom over the rim, secure with ruberband tightly so water does not leak, put in microwave to re-heat

made with this forumal;

good pussy = hot, tight, wet

heat attained by hot water, tight attained by pressure created by the water, wet is just liek water ever lube you want.


n joy it really works, if its starts "sqeaking" you fucke dup....
>> Anonymous
I figure since i wanna put it in their pooper, i gotta be ready to take it too

reciprocity........... ain't it fun?
>> Anonymous
>>274340
holy shit she looks like Amanda Bynes.
>> Anonymous
>>274515
>>274515
its andi pink