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Anonymous
Ok /hc/, I know this is better suited for /b/, but it'll work here as well and I need help in this decision.

A lesbian couple I met once through a friend of a friend has contacted me, they want to have a child.
They don't want any strings attached, I don't have to acknowledge the kid exists after the fact.

In short, I get to splooge all up in this cute little dykes cunt, in the middle of a 3 some with her cute little lover, and leave them forever.

Really, I know the answer to the question, I just have to hear it from you.
>> Anonymous
pics of cute little dyke?
>> Anonymous
hahaha dude you're going to get fucked alright. wait until those dykes split up and/or that kid starts looking for their dad in 20 yrs.
>> Anonymous
Unless they are willing to sign a written statement, don't do it.

The family court system will fuck you up.
>> Anonymous
DO IT FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>217482
Yeah that was the first thing I asked them about.
They have the paperwork all lined up, actually get more of the feeling they specifically want me NOT involved, which is fine by my book!
>>217475
Sorry, no pics. More hardcore gifs for you though.
>> Anonymous
Get a vasectomy first loser
>> Anonymous
>>217486
You're missing the fucking point faggot.
I want to impregnate this bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>217486
That would be fucking hilarious.


I'd say go for it, OP, but only if they agree to signing a written contract. You don't want them hitting you up for child support.
>> Anonymous
>>217486
lol, yeah!

No, seriously bro. Get an attorney to look at the paperwork first, at their expense. You could get fucked in a whole other way than what you're hoping for.
>> Anonymous
>>217495
this. they could later on try and file some BS about child support. and then of course there's the chance the child will want to know who his real father is later on, and then suddenly you've got this little shitbag calling you daddy.
>> Anonymous
if you do talk to a lawyer, make sure you pick the lawyer not them. also get a vasectomy, that way you can keep fucking her and trying to get her pregnant!
>> Anonymous
>>217513

Maybe OP wants to have children someday. I wouldn't say vasectomy is a good plan.
>> Anonymous
>>217485
>actually get more of the feeling they specifically want me NOT involved

Does the paperwork specifically mention impregnation will be via intercourse?

If not then you'll be making a trip to the sperm bank and wanking it..
>> Anonymous
>>217471
One other thing, if all is good and you decide to go through it... give her a dicking that'll turn her str8.

That'd be epic.
>> Anonymous
>>217540
vasectomy's are reversible
>> Anonymous
Stick it in the pooper for great lulz. Then rape her partner too and post pics in 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>217495
>>217511


Read these two answers and meditate on them. Good advice here.
>> Anonymous
>>217576

I second this advice. And add to that: do not think with your little head or else it'll fuck you up for the rest of your life. 1 or 2 hours of pleasure + bragging rights to your buddies isn't worth fucking your life over
>> Anonymous
Jerk off twice a day up until the event, then once beforehand that day. Nail the girl until she can't walk straight, then get her partner to suck you hard and do it again. (She'll probably hate it, but will do it anyway.)

Then, when she doesn't get pregnant because you're running on empty, set up another appointment.

After a few sessions, be nice and knock the dyke up, for putting up with your bullshit.
>> Anonymous
do you really think it will be enjoyable for you?
do you think they will let you turn her upside down, fuck all of her holes, cock slap her and finish inside while holding her head hard in your hands?

they dont need you to have sex, they just want your semen.
at least ask for reasonable payment.
>> Anonymous
Now just find out if there are any foods or pills to make you less fertile, and you might "have to" do this more than once.
>> Anonymous
See, this shit is pretty hot. Why don't they make more porn like this? Two hot but believable lesbians bring a guy in to blow his wad inside one of them.

How does it really work though? the partner who isn't getting pregnant has no real connection to the kid. Should have to get both of them pregnant. I'd suggest that if I were you for twice the awesomeness.
>> Anonymous
It doesn't matter WHAT they sign, this could EASILY catch up with your latter in life:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,271116,00.html
>> Anonymous
I'd make sure they signed something... make it legal so they can't come back and ask for money from you. (it's happened before)

Oh yeah... film that shit and post it
>> Anonymous
>>217796
coffe and mints
>> Anonymous
The ultimate free ride I'd say, by the sound of it.

To draw things out you can take hot baths to kill your sperm ;)
>> Anonymous
ITT: morons believe an OP who is clearly bullshitting
>> Anonymous
If this was a true story I would blow my load in the one that doesn't want to get pregnant.

THATS how you do it OP.