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Anonymous
Ice cubes. Get a cup of them, give them time to melt a little, to smooth out the edges and corners. Loosen yourself up with a lubed finger, then start popping them in. You should be able to put at least a half-dozen in.
I usually do this in the bathroom, since ice cubes melting in the depths of one's bowels = slow enema. You might also enjoy inserting a plug to keep the water inside yourself for a while.
Oh, also, before the cubes melt, jump up and down some. It's... Wow.
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