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Anonymous
What makes you PERV RAGE, /hc/?

I can't stand this discoloration right above Avy Lee Roth's ass crack.
>> Anonymous
flabby ass is flabby
>> Anonymous
nasty cock in porn (bent, discolored, weird HUGE veins, small), or blown out vagina

in b4 Eva Angelina though she does have a perfect face, ass, and tits.

Also guys talking too much, bitches (obviously) faking it, shitty camera angles, pretty much everything.

I'm so picky I downloaded every video on Naughty Bookworms (130+) and only kept 4.
>> Anonymous
>>29369
Jesus Christ, those four must be glorious.
>> Anonymous
>>29369
please... what are those four?
>> Anonymous
Perv rage, eh? Ok, I've got a few.

Obviously fake cumshots. Not that I care about that shit much, but come on, at least do it properly.

Not-really-porn where the guy isn't even hard. So they're sort of squeezing the cock and there's never any actual penetration. Which is a goddamn shame, because the chick generally looks smashing in these sets.

Seeing the guy's asshole. That's like... any shot, any damned frame where the guy's asshole is visible needs to find companionship on the cutting room's floor. No exceptions.
>> Anonymous
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:(((((((
POOR YOU!!!
>> Anonymous
Female ejaculation (lol, gullible)
Guy talking during the video. Shut up and fuck her.
Cuts to different positions especially if they miss the initial penetration
Closeups that last for ages
Not zooming out to show jizz on her tits/below
>> Anonymous
>>nasty cock in porn (bent, discolored, weird HUGE veins, small)
>>Cuts to different positions especially if they miss the initial penetration

agreed.
>> Anonymous
Any shot of the guy's face is downright wrong, especially the close-ups when he cums.
>> Anonymous
When the guy makes a lot of loud moaning/groaning noises.
SHUT UP! I don't want to hear you, I want to hear women.
>> Anonymous
>>29705
lol agreed, i fucking hate that. i think peter north makes the cameraman do that. what a tool
>> Anonymous
Almost everything that isn't shot POV. (Seriously, why is there not more of this? Who wants to watch some other guy fuck?)

Looooong zooms of penetration and then showing the girl's face for 3 seconds before zooming back to penetration. (What the hell is the point of having porn stars if you're only going to show what might as well be anon sex?)

Finding a really hot video of a really hot chick only to see that she has pierced nipples and/or vagoo. (FUUUUUUUUUCK!)
>> Anonymous
i saw a cool vid of pooper sex, but the girl kinda had a tail
>> Anonymous
when the girls have a bump on their ass. IDK if its like a tailbone or what but its like they have or had a tail.

then obviously theres man ass, when the man is loud.

i also hate porn that gets too fancy/stylized.

98% of the time tattoos ruin the girl.

black dudes
>> Anonymous
also super hairy guys.
>> Anonymous
WHY I AM SO HAIRY!?
>> Anonymous
>>29744

>when the girls have a bump on their ass. IDK if its like a tailbone or what but its like they have or had a tail.

It's called a coccyx and everyone's got one, even you.
>> Anonymous
>>29749

some stand out more than others.
>> Anonymous
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Finding a really hot video of a really hot chick only to see that she has pierced nipples and/or vagoo.

Fuck that, I love pierced nipples.

I RAGE when I see the dude more than the chick, or when she's slapping right above her pussy (Why do that? it doesn't do anything, you dumb cunt.)
And closeups from behind, you see more of the man than of the chick.
>> Anonymous
Ring-piercings. It's the way they dangle, I just, shudder.

When the girl doesn't take her bra off, just pulls it down.

Anything by the fucking bangbros. I hate that cunt's voice SO GODDAMN MUCH.

Milfhunter vids. Just... stop giving the males personalities.

Gonzo. I like storylines, I'm sorry.

I CARE ENTIRELY TOO MUCH ABOUT FUCKING PORNOGRAPHY
>> Anonymous
>>29369

One was Annie Cruz's vidya, probably the best one on NBW.

The other one was Erin, no last name. Hawt.

Then Bree Olsen and Mindy Main, but they aren't that good, I just keep a collection of those two.

So...turns out only 2 were good.
>> Anonymous
>>29705

Yeah, that actually makes me angry enough to blow shit up.


Generally.
-Guys talking, just don't.
-Girls who just go "fuck me, yeah, destroy my pussy, fuck me" like Sasha Grey. Sex doesn't sound like that!
-Again, where they cut to a new position missing the inital penetration.
>> Anonymous
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>>29815
so much truth
>> Anonymous
Prominent tattoos on males. A couple years back naughty america kept on using this guy with a gunbelt around his leg and a mars/male symbol just above his cock. Put me off every time I saw it.
>> Anonymous
voom ins on the dudes face where he says something stupid make me immediately exit a video. don't ever make me look at a dudes face while i'm fapping.
>> Anonymous
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>>29841
yes. goes with>>29705in a way

if you people are like me, you want the guy in the porn to be anonymous, so you can put yourself in that situation. recognizing the same guy fucking these chicks establishes some kind of relationship with the guy. you're no longer watching anonymous fucking girls. you're watching guy with gunbelt and mars symbol fucking girls

for me, an exception to the rule is when i see familiar couples fuck. i've seen a few different movies with the same guy and girl and their chemistry is just fucking awesome, it's great to watch
>> Anonymous
Fake squiring/female enjaculation. It's just an unaroused girl pissing, which is gross.

Piss/watersports of any kind.

Female-on-male analingus. Kills my rodney every time.

Cut-aways to new positions w/out the set up and initial penetration.

Gonzo directors who talk at any point once the fucking starts.

Black male on white/asian female, unless the chick is chubby, which doesn't bother me for reasons unknown, b/c I like chubby chicks...
>> Anonymous
Hmm, does anyone else reckon our wish for anonymous males has something to do with the 'guy's-face-is-blank' hentai thing?
>> Anonymous
>>29864
Edit: Okay for director to talk if it's POV and he's the only one filming.
>> Anonymous
>>29865

nope, thats normal. i have never really cared about hentai or anime anything and dont like it.

sometimes i wonder if the censoring in japanese porn is to hide their tiny dicks. Japs have this idea stuck in their head that they are perfect and the master race. A flaw like tiny dicks must shame them.

the censoring bothers me.
>> Anonymous
fuck you picky people
>> Anonymous
>>29891

So true, that's why I don't like Japanese porn, I can't empahise with a cock that's so small. Or black porn, my cock's not that big. Or black.

>>29856

Also that dude has awesome Ouendan sideburns.
>> Anonymous
>>29856
god I hate that guy, seen him in a few porn movies and damn, I usually don't mind seeing other guys, like erik everhard or some stars but this guy ruins shit for me so fast
>> Anonymous
censoring is big.

though, when they don't censor, you have to see the ugly, overly hairy, purple, tiny, misshapen Japanese dicks. so really, censoring in Japanese lesbian porn and bukkake.

also, black people.

and when they're zoomed too far out for the cumshot(s).

really bad lesbians that wouldn't know how to kiss another woman unless their tongues were tied together with fish hooks.

primarily european porn where they cut to the guy's sweaty, strained face while he's wailing on his tired, beaten down cock.
>> Anonymous
directors who keep cutting to the guys face during cumshots. what the fuck. this is what i'm here for.
>> Anonymous
1 - Blowjobs. Hate seeing them, what's so arousing about seeing a chick's face and someone's cock?
2 - When women laugh while getting boned (specifically as to trivialize the situation... hard to explain what I mean).
3 - When either dude or chick make jokes.
4 - Dry-looking pussy
5 - MORE THAN ONE FUCKING GUY. I fucking hate that because I could never see myself in one of the guys' shoes. I don't have stupid high standards and I'm not a prude or anything, but the thought of a 3-some with another guy is horrible for me. Serious wood loss.
>> Anonymous
Ok, here's mine.
1. Blowjobs that last for over 5 minutes. Should never take that long.
2. Whoever the hell thought metal would make great porn music.
3. Black dicks. As said before, it's hard to visualize yourself as them if you aren't black. I'm white as snow.
4. The men talking. Pretty much same as everyone else, but with added hate for them talking to the camera men like they are buddies. Double hate if they are.
>> Anonymous
the guy in pain when he cums, and the girl pretending to get a mouthful.
>> Anonymous
I hate it when either partner talks. I just want to hear the noises of fucking without any moaning or grunting.
Also, blacks. I cannot watch a porn if it has a black person in it. I mean one scene with a black dude will ruin the whole fucking DVD. Even if it's 9 super hot scenes with non-black people in it. I don't have a problem with other races, just niggers.
And, when dudes pull their cock out of a chick's mouth and fap on their face. It's the worst. Let the girl do her job and get you off. Why the shit would you want to jack off when you could be in her mouth and hands. Faggot.
>> Anonymous
guys talking too much, girls going hugely over the top with moaning, penis that makes mine look godly (not that im poorly endowed)
>> Anonymous
- too much porn being A-B-C. clothes come off, blowjob, sex, cumshot. boring as fuck.
- no one wants to see blowjobs, ever. unless it was you getting one of course, but that's not the case
- faked moaning/orgasms. kinda wish these so called professionals would be able to fuck as hard and as fast as they can to actually TRY to get some actual response from the girls
- too much hairy man-ass. every single porn has at least one scene where a guys ass is covering 80% of the screen.
- any music, at all. I don't want to fucking hear it. All I want to hear is the chick screaming with pleasure, but that alone is impossible apparently.
- talking. unless its the girl who's honestly enjoying it (never happens) and doesn't sound like she's reading a script.
>> Anonymous
>>29797
I MOTHERFUCKIING LOVE DIRTY SANCHEZ. I DL BANGBUS VIDS JUST TO HEAR HIS VOICE!!!
>> Anonymous
stupid haircuts on guys. i don't want to see johnyy jerk-off's frosted tips
>> Hershel Snyder !VFtk2VroH6
Sitting though a massive gangbang or 60 guy creampie and then getting the final view of the pussy and it isn't filled to the brim with cum
>> Anonymous
MUSIC IN PORN

GAHHH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US HEAR THE WET SPOLSHING NOISES
>> Anonymous
>>30256
Is it weird that I download bangbus scenes just for the comedy?
>> Anonymous
1.Music in porn.
2.Anal (never liked it)
3.Fat bitches
4.SV's that don't deliver the cover picture
5.gross pussy
6.No initial penetration shot
>> Anonymous
Fake tans.
>> Anonymous
I can't believe nobody has mentioned shitty overdubbing of cheesy-ass moans, like when the girl's mouth is closed but the audio track has her saying like "Fuck me, yeaah." It totally kills it for me.
Also, I hate fake-ass moaning in general.
And hairy man-asshole. Just nasty.
>> Anonymous
bad tans
bad tattoos (includes bad tattoo placement)
pubic hair
crappy moaning and/or dirty talking
>> Anonymous
when a guy says he's gonna cum and pulls out for the money shot, but then he has to jerk it for another minute or two.

i hate that shit.
>> Anonymous
>>30293

try not watching shitty porn?
>> Anonymous
>>30204

1) um, cuz it's sexy
2) yeah cuz sex and porn is srs business
3) see 2)
4) so, if she's not unnaturally leaking or has had some stagehand spray her pussy you don't like it?
5) homophobic much?

in short - a failure is you
>> Anonymous
>>29626
>>29626
>>29626
>>29626
>>29626
>>Cuts to different positions especially if they miss the initial penetration
>>Closeups that last for ages

You and I are kindred spirits
>> Anonymous
>>30300

Loves cock. sage
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<< THIS FUCKING CAMERA ANGLE RIGHT HERE. And the good folks at bangbros just love putting a solid 7 nonstop minutes of this crap in each of their films.

2) Cutting position changes/initial insertions
3) When the guy is REALLY hairy.
4) Movies that are just 30 minute long vagina closeups. I hate the exploitedteens.com stuff for this reason
5) Girls keeping their shirt/bra/skirt around their waste while they fuck. I want to see her stomach.
6) When a gal is obviously faking.
>> Anonymous
>>30348

Lol that's like my fav. I don't like when it's painfully obvious that they're just fcking for the camera.
>> Anonymous
I, too, only downloaded Bang Bus videos just for Sanchez. His shenanigans and comedy were usually pretty funny. Then that other prick took over and it sucked in general.
>> Anonymous
>>30348

Monsters of Cock!?
>> Anonymous
I don't like seeing a funny looking black dick and a white women. It reminds me of bestiality
>> Anonymous
I dislike alot of talking in the introduction to the videos i just like when they just shake hands and then the sex scene starts - till climax.
>> Anonymous
naughty america.

i'll check out a trailer to see if it's worth finding a working pass, and then they show 5 seconds of fucking and 20 seconds of alternating "ooohhh" "aaaaahhhh "OOOEAHHHH" "YYAAAHHHHH" "EAURAHRUGHAHGHHHH" "AAHAHAIAOAHAIOAOAHAHAHAAHHHH" over the site's logo

SRSLY WTF GUYZ
>> Anonymous
Shots of any guys talking other than Manuel Ferrara, only for the sole reason that he so easily and confidently brutalizes every women he shoots with.
>> Anonymous
>>30377

On the white slave whores website they always play a fucking rap song over the trailer, with the beat going all the way through. The video is hot as shit, but goddammit.
>> Anonymous
i gotta add in old guys and those big huge muscley men.
>> Anonymous
>>30425those big huge muscley men

Especially that buffoon with an eight inch dick with only the first three inches ever erect.
>> Anonymous
lesbian porn where the girls are just your average blonde slut from anal videos. i mean, i don't wanna see fat dykes, but seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>30471
YES!
>> Anonymous
when girls spit on dicks really loud.
>> TOKKA
>>29815

Generally.
-Guys talking, just don't.

(GUYS SPEAKING OR GETTING CLOSEUPS IN GENERAL IS FAIL I AGREE WITH YOU SIR)

-Girls who just go "fuck me, yeah, destroy my pussy, fuck me" like Sasha Grey. Sex doesn't sound like that!

(VIRGIN MUCH? TRUST ME YOU FIND THE RIGHT CHICKS AND THEY VERY MUCH SOUND LIKE THAT)

-Again, where they cut to a new position missing the inital penetration.

(REJECTION!!! ALWAYS SO PENETRATION!!! AND DO IT LIKE SHAMPOO RINSE AND REPEAT!!!)