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Pegging (sexual) Anonymous
Has anyone on /hc/ done it before?
>> Anonymous
I started to get into it, gf got the harness and lube and stuff and just decided i didn't like it. but i occasionally stick something small up there while fapping.
>> Anonymous
i cant say i feel your pain.
lost my virginity sophomore year of high school
>> Anonymous
FUCK NO
>> Anonymous
HELL NO!
>> Anonymous
A friend of mine, when he was 13 years old he heard about "pegging." This is when a guy gets banged up the butt with a dildo. Stimulate the prostate gland hard enough, and the rumor is you can have explosive hands-free orgasms. At that age, this friend's a little sex maniac. He's always jonesing for a better way to get his rocks off. He goes out to buy a carrot and some petroleum jelly. To conduct a little private research. Then he pictures how it's going to look at the supermarket checkout counter, the lonely carrot and petroleum jelly rolling down the conveyer belt toward the grocery store cashier. All the shoppers waiting in line, watching. Everyone seeing the big evening he has planned.

So my friend, he buys milk and eggs and sugar and a carrot, all the ingredients for a carrot cake. And Vaseline.

Like he's going home to stick a carrot cake up his butt.

At home, he whittles the carrot into a blunt tool. He slathers it with grease and grinds his ass down on it. Then, nothing. No orgasm. Nothing happens except it hurts.
>> Anonymous
the other day i stuck my finger up my ass. it didnt feel good or bad. just boring.
>> Anonymous
>>57752

I used to finger my ass in the shower. It felt like I needed to poop at first, but once you get the hang of it it's not too bad. If you've never been laid you can kinda imagine it as fingering a pussy while getting your ass fingered-- gotta use a lot of imagination. It also helps to imagine you're being fucked by a hot sexy stud, a nice big dick in your ass /hc/.
>> Anonymous
i like to stick stuff in my urethra and pull it in and out while simultaneously masturbating

its fucking hot
>> Anonymous
>>57777
The full story of this is hilarious.
>> Anonymous
>>57794
Palahniuk reference ftw
>> Anonymous
>>57800
Palahniuk basically just writes the same book over and over again. If you read more than 3 of his books, its hard to read any more. Haunted also = Huge disappointment.
>> Anonymous
>>57826
you spelled "Rant" incorrectly
>> Anonymous
awesome
>> Anonymous
>>57826
his style is redundant, but you're wrong.
>> Anonymous
Yes, and my gf and I love it. So much fun.
>> Anonymous
>>58265
um no they are like identical books with different topics

shit they use the same thematics like

fight club:hole in cheek
lullaby: cut up foot
choke: anal balls
>> Anonymous
>>58300
yeah, you're wrong.
>> deleted
fight club and lullaby are not even close to the same book
Chuck just has a distinctive writing style, but Invisible Monsters was boring as fuck, i only made it through the first half of it