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Anonymous
Anyone else fuck their wife when they are asleep ??
>> Anonymous
Once, but got a slap when she woke up half way through
>> Anonymous
i jizzd on my g/f once when she slept, got away w/ it the 1st time, she got mad the 2nd
>> Anonymous
All the time, wife heavy sleeper,anal is good with no complaints!
>> Anonymous
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Yes.
>> Anonymous
I wouldn't know. I was asleep.
>> Anonymous
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Yes I have.
>> Anonymous
If you can force a dick in without waking a woman up, you must be a literal pin duck or fuck very loose women
>> sage
>>222983

nice hpv wart
>> Anonymous
No, usually I'm awake.
>> Anonymous
>>222988
Not true. Some are pretty heavy sleepers around 2am-5am. Lube up and work slow and you're in. Spoon position is best.
>> Anonymous
>>223006
shit you stole my answer
>> Anonymous
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>>222988
>pin duck lol
>> Anonymous
>>223006
you be smart...welcome
>> Anonymous
OP to answer you in a word: YES!

>>223119
this is truth. spit works ok, but KY or astroglide works best. spoon position and sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide right into that anus. move slow and gentle and you can have some great anal sex with an awesome orgasm. it also helps if ur bed doesnt squeek, or she has to be a real real heavy sleeper.
>> Anonymous
What medical condition does your wife have, to allow her to sleep through you raping her?
>> Anonymous
>>223142
its not rape if its a fantasy you discussed previously and she consented to. otherwise yes, its something akin to softcore rape. (soft as opposed to hard because of the lack of physical exertion and screaming)
>> Anonymous
>>223139
Spit as lube, yeah ok gg nm
>> Anonymous
>>223151
sure spit works. if you dont feel like getting up....
>> Anonymous
>>223148
I like how you avoided the question.
>> Anonymous
>>223172
im gearing up to run for office in 2012
>> Anonymous
If a woman sleeps through sex she must have a sleep disorder or be loose like a canyon.
>> sum jung gui
or a low tolerance to rohypnol
>> Anonymous
you people fucking scare me
>> Anonymous
did some one say kenyan!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>222983
OMFG Is that a wart on her pussy lips?
>> night sleep Annonymous
Only time I can can lick anal
>> Anonymous
pull clothes off slowing, plenty of lube, work in real slow, ass or pussy, jobs a good en
>> Anonymous
it's gotta be a skin tag.
Warts have color.
>> Anonymous
All of you, shut the fuck up. Each and every one you are under 20. None of you have wives and even less of you has had sex.
>> Anonymous
I fuck your wife when she's a slepe all the time...
>> Anonymous
>>222878
sauce?
>> Anonymous
i discussed it with a girl once and she thought it might be hot. but she slept like....well something that sleeps very lightly, even if i turned over she'd wake up for a couple seconds, and thus never got a real chance
>> Anonymous
I have several times. It is great sometimes she wakes up pissed and sometimes she likes it
>> Anonymous
Can this thread be pics of naked sleeping chicks now?
>> Anonymous
I banged my girlfriend when she was passed out drunk once. Well, we both started conscious but she went out during it so I just finished up. It was fucking hot. She thought so too the next morning.
>> Anonymous
Nope. But i fuck your wife while you're asleep.
>> Anonymous
bettter dead
>> Anonymous
I fuck my girlfriend when im asleep I have sexsommnia
>> Anonymous
>>223433
I'm in this category...
>> Anonymous
My wife and I usually wake each other up weekends this way. If I wake up first, I fuck her softly until she wakes up and then we keep going. And if she wakes up first, she wakes me with some oral.
>> Anonymous
I used to jerk off on my girlfriend's feet while she slept. We broke up and I stole her socks.

Epic win.
>> Anonymous
Yeah. Waking my man up with oral is one of my fav tricks. He says his dreams automatically switch to wet dreams before he wakes.
>> Anonymous
for 3 weeks i fucked my little sister when they are sleep
>> Anonymous
/b/ being down must have an impact on the up boards' posts lately...
>> Anonymous
give moar

Vids plz
Links plz
>> Anonymous
Some of my best nights started with my gf waking up in the middle of the night to give me a blow job. If i wake up i start to go down on her. she loves it
>> Anonymous
>>222980
He said "wife," not "pig"
>> ddddkdd
>>223938

He said "wife," not "pig"