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Alright /hc/. Ideal porn film thread. Design your own porn movie.

Mine would be a mini-series of sorts taking place over four, 40 min episodes. There would be a small caste of maybe five characters consisting of three young women, one MILF and one young man. The plot revolves around the mans ability to "restart" each encounter with each new episode. The characters would be jostled around, taking up new roles in each episode but with the boy knowing what makes each of them tick seeing as he remembers what happened in previous episodes and they don't. One young girl may be his girlfriend in one episode, then restart as his sister in the next one and become his personal maid in the next one. Its a flexible storyline that can be reused many times. The key is using all of the actors over and over but in completely different character sets, creating a sort of challenge to the director.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
The words "actor" and "director" have no connection to porn movies...
>> Anonymous
well, there'd be a pretty fucking curvy asian, and she'd get covered in cum
>> Anonymous
>>308935
Alright then. "Whore" and "Camera guy" are the porno equivalent of a actor/director.
>> Anonymous
>>308794
I can't believe you fucking misspelled "cast"
>> Anonymous
well there would be this guy, right? and he would take his penis, and put it in this chick.
>> Anonymous
>>308794
Sauce on OP
>> Anonymous
A dude is walking in the supermarket. He is not some porn douche, just an average guy. He passes a number of extremely hot women. One like OP pic, a redhead, an asian, etc... He sees Tag body spray on one of the shelves and tries it out. Instantly all the chicks want to fuck him. Proceed for another 20 - 40 minutes as he fucks the shit out of each of these girls, they tease each other to please him, etc... People keep walking in on them and leaving and eventually security comes to kick them out. However, they are able to get away with it by sharing the secret about Tag making you irresistible to women, and the cycle continues... Brought to You By Tag Body Spray for Men.

This is awesome because it could be legally free due to product placement, and function both as a commercial and a commentary on how commercials exploit sexual impulses to make us buy things - all without compromising a bunch of hot, hardcore pornography and even providing a story better than most shitty porn does.
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My Ideal Porn Movie:

A whore is used up until cum is oozing out of her vag, ass, and mouth. When this is done, she's fucked by multiple guys until she passes out.

Then other whores come and lick every drop of cum out of her.
>> Anonymous
>>308794
Moar legwarmers! And/or sauce on OP!
>> Anonymous
>>309068
>>309398

it's rebeca linares
>> Anonymous
Mine would revolve around a black guy who stumbles upon a bottle of chocolate milk which makes him irresistable to women(in a similar vein to>>309103). It kicks in when he wakes up in his mostly asian neighborhood. First the neighbor's daughter comes over and he fucked the shit out of her asshole. Then the mother calls him and he fucks her because she's not getting enough from mr.durr hurr. Meanwhile a barrage of all these different asian chicks come up. Then he decides to make them all just pieces of meat. He chokes them, spanks them, spits on them, and just treats them like slaves while they beg for chocolate
>> Anonymous
Three dudes cum inside a girl, who proceeds to scissor w/ cum-filled pussy with an unwilling, tied-up girl. The three dudes then share the two cum-slathered cunts.

Any other details are not important.
This would be the greatest porn ever conceived.
Pun not intended.
>> Anonymous
I'm in it.

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>> Anonymous
It'd be snuff and feature every single guy whose behaviour or retarded attempts to be funny in a video ever annoyed me. No artistic merit but a deep and abiding satisfaction.
>> Anonymous
>>308794

First: No stupid fucking camera angles. Guy sticks his dick in a chick and wastes my time turning to the side so the camera can get me an angle of him not fucking her because the angle makes it impossible. Foreign porn has it down. Guy fucks girl and the camera has to deal with getting that good shot.

Two: No acting during sex. No avoiding the cock. If you can't take the whole thing then get the fuck out. If you stare at the camera and scream like an idiot you're out. No fake tits either.

The porn itself would be like an actual movie but with hardcore fucking. Shit goes on that actually doesn't matter, and then people fuck between that. Chick goes to school gives some Bjs in the bathroom, mom cheats with a bunch of guys, dads fucking his bosses daughter on his desk, son fucks the milf up the street. Sex and a story.