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Anonymous
Hey /hc/. My fetish is to masturbate anally.

Today I will let you decide which home-made toy I will start with.

1) small dildo
2) golfball beads
3) airfreshner rape

post ending in 69 decides which one I start with.
>> Anonymous
buy real fucking dildos.
>> BeastUK !vGZCxJ2I1s
>buy real fucking dildos.
>> Anonymous
>>211587
>>211599
yeah seriously man, something is gonna break inside you .
>> Anonymous
i dunno lol but why manufacturing your own stuff?
take a banana, it's dick-shaped by nature and cheap.
>> Anonymous
take whatever you want, but be sure to post pics!
>> Anonymous
OP here
Not exactly the responses I had in mind. If one is not decided then I vow to use 1 2 AND 3 up my ass at the same time.
>> BeastUK !vGZCxJ2I1s
>>211620
a banana broke off inside me and I had to go to hospital
>> BeastUK !vGZCxJ2I1s
wait, no... a lightbulb
>> Anonymous
all of them
>> Anonymous
Go to 420, go to /kinky/, talk about it there.
>> Anonymous
you suck at making home made dildos
>> Anonymous
yeah, shove a light bulb in your ass!
>> Anonymous
Such a bad idea, you need in so many respects.

Also BeastUK is a fucking moran
>> Anonymous
>>211599
How'd you make that backwards b?
>> Anonymous
ALLAH AKBAH THE BOMBS ARE READY. I DO HOPE THE FBI IS NOT WATCHING.

GO NOW TO MADISON SQUARE GARDENS! GO!
>> Anonymous
>>211695
lol
>> Anonymous
>>211583
gb2/b/
>> moss
that shit looks really painful
>> Anonymous
>>211583

Buy some real dildos. You'll _probably_ be quite all right with your homemades, but for stuff you stick up your arse you want better than probable.

I suggest getting some good silicone stuff for easy maintenance. Only downside is not being able to use silicone based lube.
>> moss
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just use one of these
>> Anonymous
fuck the toys use your fist
>> Anonymous
I fisted myself yesterday. So sweet.
>> Anonymous
Use a highlighter.
>> balls Anonymous
id say golfballs but who cares if we don't get to see
>> Anonymous
Use the oust rape.
>> Anonymous
>>211960
Shit was SO cash.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your trip to the emergency room, while trying to explain to the EMT's that you "accidentally fell on that."
>> lol lol
use the oust because when you finish it can get rid of the smell, now thats practicle
>> annonnymouse
3 and post pics if ur a girl.

kill ur self i ur a dude.
just jking, ^_^
>> Anonymous
3
>> Anonymous
dude definitely 2...over and over and over
>> Anonymous
3
>> Anonymous
OPTION 3!
>> Anonymous
air freshener.
>> Anonymous
3, cause wtf?
>> Anonymous
3
>> Anonymous
You can buy cheap sextoys everywhere, even on amazon.
>> Anonymous
>>211647"you suck at making home made dildos"

dude, no one challenged your superior dildo making skills... you rock!