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Anonymous
what makes /hc/ rage?

for me its downloading a scene i already have and wasting a download spot
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>> Anonymous
FUCKING SAUCE!!!
>> Anonymous
fucking password protected files
>> Anonymous
sauce
>> Anonymous
do want, SAUCE DEMANDED
>> Anonymous
conversation in porn
>> Anonymous
When the guy won't SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
>> Anonymous
When people post screenshots with NO FUCKING SAUCE!

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>> Anonymous
Girls whose idea of dirty talk is, "FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK ME SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK ME FUCK SHIT".
>> Anonymous
ASIAN POKE HOLES 2 - EVELYN LIN

FUCK!
>> Anonymous
I saw some CP once where the guy was actually fucking the crying girl in the vagina, but while doing that he put the cam behind him on the seat, so all you could see was his ass and hairy balls for 5 minutes.
>> Anonymous
recently in new porn movies i noticed that bitches aint shaving they cunt hairs as much. i dont care if some bitch i'm with irl has a bit of short and curlys but if ur a porn star shave that shit for the camera
>> Anonymous
>>290250
Yep, that annoys me too. It's why I'm not a huge fan of Sasha Grey or Gauge.

But much more annoying than that is when the guy talks a lot, of when the camera focuses on the guy for more than two seconds.
>> Anonymous
>>290255
Some people have no fucking shame... Would a camera pod have been asking too much? -_-
>> Anonymous
I hate the fucking guy talking also but what annoys me more is when the camera man is talking.
"YEA GO DUDE FUCK THAT PUSSY DO IT"
Shit annoys me
>> Anonymous
Socks
Anal
Japanese girls sounding like they're getting literally hammered
Close up on balls and asshole
People who don't look for the fucking sauce IN THE PIC
>> Anonymous
any video with more than 2 minutes before the sex begins. if you wanna interview the girl and ask a few questions that might help the viewer get in the mood, that's fine, but some movies feature 10-20 minutes of bullshit before they get down to the sex(I'm not talking about porn with plot, just assholes bullshitting around like bangbros)
>> Anonymous
I really don't like ass to mouth. It's fucking GROSS! Fucking a girl in the ass and coming in her mouth is one thing, but pulling out every two or three thrusts to make her suck it is just, ugh.

Whatever happened to plain old anal scenes? Why does EVERY FUCKING PORNO MOVIE have to have ass to mouth nowadays?
>> Anonymous
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Like others said, when guys won't shut the fuck up, or when the cameraman won't shut the fuck up.

I also agree about the camera should never focus on the man. Fuck. I hate when I'm rubbing one out manually then all of a sudden some man is making a lemonface at me in a closeup. Annoying when you're looking into a womans eyes, then you have some stupid ape making downs syndrome noises while looking directly into the camera.

Then the camera pans to his asshole and stays there for 5 minutes.

Fuck. Oh, the interview like the other guy mentioned. If it's longer than 30 seconds it's too fucking long.
>> Anonymous
I AGREE WITH THIS THREAD.

except fuck the CP guy, just on general principle.
>> Anonymous
I hate porn that is supposed to be about girls with big asses, but then you watch it and the girl has a tiny ass. I'm an ass man, I love nice big butts. It pisses me off to no end when it's some bitch parading about with a little tiny ass.

If you're going to call your porno "Big butts" or "Massive asses", you better make sure the girls actually have big asses.

Another thing I hate about pornos that revolve around large asses is when the girl never even shows it off. you might get a 10 second glimpse of her ass when she takes off her panties, then she just sucks dick and lays on her back the rest of the time. Or when the girl is having a fine time showing off her nice ass, dancing, rubbing oil on it and all that good shit. Then some guy walks in and sticks his hands and face all up in it. I'm sorry but I can't get off when some guy is all up in the camera going "ooooh look at that ass!"

As you can see, I'm very picky about my ass porn.
>> Anonymous
I agree with the guy above me, but mostly about the guy sticking his face into the frame while I'm trying to crank one out by hand.

Especially that one faggot from bangbros. He was the guy who also did farthammer. I hate that asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>290545
The British one? I hated him. He was also the one who appeared the most on "Mom's Anal Adventure". He completely ruined that site.
>> Anonymous
http://rapidshare.com/files/93673927/Asian_Poke_Holes_2_-_Evelyn_Lin.rar

I wish I got credit everytime I help you faggots out...

sauce of vid: http://www.realraptalk.com/f21/evelyn-lin-30-vidz-116144/

enjoy asswholes.
>> Anonymous
>>290568
Evelyn is so cute. I can't stand to see her do porn. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>290570
She's going to become a used-up methwhore, just like Belladonna. HAW HAW HAW.
>> Anonymous
>>290565
bangbros and company are ruining porn with their entire formula. They have the most annoying faggots in their videos and the setups are forever. Some vids it's like 20+ minutes before any action.

Luckily they haven't started doing stuff like hogtied/watertorture. Now that would be god damned annoying.

Hogtied and fuckingmachines are my salvation. Oh, and the gag on this series.
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>>290572
No! ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>290589
What does it matter to you? You're never going to meet her, know her, talk to her, have a relationship with her.
>> Anonymous
>>290602

He wouldn't even have a chance with her.
>> Anonymous
This thread got depressing in a hurry.
>> Anonymous
>>290568
Win, good man.
>> Anonymous
>>290364
you're like the complete opposite of me, hating everything i love, except for the no sauce part (which makes everyone rage)
>> Anonymous
>>290469
your colorful words amuse me
>> Anonymous
for the sake of vocal dudes and seeing hairy balls I never watch Jules Jordan's stuff.
>> Anonymous
any luck for sauce?
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>>290568
Thank you for fucking delivering anon.