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Anonymous
what does /hc/ use to jack off, my hand has been cheating on me and i need something to make it jealous
>> Anonymous
I don't think you have a hand. Enjoy your girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>291528

I loll'd.
>> Anonymous
wrap a sock around your dick
its sock method #2
>> Anonymous
socks are flawed, gave me rug burn
>> Anonymous
Fuck the crink of your arm, it feels like the real deal.
>> Anonymous
were your elbow and forearm connect?
>> Anonymous
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Cut a slit into a Nerf football, lube it with something, and thrust your penis in said football.
>> Anonymous
>>291556
Yeah, its like making muscles.
>> Anonymous
Step 1: Get a sock
Step 2: Get a disposable glove
Step 3: If the glove is powdered on the inside, turn it inside out, if it's not, ignore step
Step 4: Squirt some lube in there, if lube is unavailable baby oil works fine too, if you feel it drying out just spit down there.
Step 5: Roll sock so it forms a tight-ish hole.
Step 6: Insert Glove
Step 7: Insert Cock
Step 8: ?????
Step 9: PROFIT