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Anonymous
dear /hc/,
My girlfriend is 4'9 and 99 pounds. During the day she's a paralegal and wears business clothes then comes home and fucks like a dirty whore.
She drinks scotch neat and has an Irish accent. She's currently playing portal while sitting in my living room topless after she cooked me dinner and got me a beer.
Just thought I'd let you know how much your life sucks.
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