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Two years ago I was at a party that was mostly a sausage fest. The night was getting really late and people were leaving, but this one girl was so drunk she started stripping on a table. After a while of this when she was down to her underwear a friend of hers (guy) pulled her off the table to try and get her sobered up. She instead started kissing him instead and in a bit pulled his dick out and started sucking it in front of about a dozen guys. She sucked him for a few minutes when another guy came up, pulled her underwear off, and stuck his dick in her. She took turns fucking every guy in the party on the table, came out to about 15 guys before she finally passed out.
>> Tripsy !j5bbaJ/5hM
Lies! GO!
>> Anonymous
>>76249

spoken like a true virgin
>> Anonymous
never done anything like that, but once me and some buddies got this one chick totally drunk an my buddy took her up to his room to fuck her and i walked in on them after a bit and he said to stick it in her so i put it in her mouth and we both fucked her for hours
>> Anonymous
Not super-epic, but the best I can think of at the moment:

1 year ago, my buddy and I went on vacation with a mutual (female) friend. We were all sharing the same hotel room, and she was sharing my bed. In the middle of the night, I fucked her in her ass, while my buddy was asleep in the other bed not 3 feet away.
>> Anonymous
>>76283
"she"
>> Anonymous
>>76292
rofl
>> Anonymous
When I was in the Marines I had a very hot threeway with two other guys in the shower.
>> Anonymous
I once had sex with a girl in the missionary position, even though she liked to be on top. She later became my girlfriend and we dated for 11 months before we decided that we wanted different things at this stage of our lives. Steamy!
>> Anonymous
>>76454
you fucking sicko. GTFO
>> Anonymous
I done a nun, I WIN!
>> Anonymous
probably the third time or so I had sex (chick was a complete nymph so this happened very quickly into the relationship) she started biting me to the point where I eventually got very pissed off and put my hand around her throat squeezing very slightly and pushing her down. She had a grin on her face that I've never seen before that. When I realised I was choking her I let go and she grabbed my hand putting it back on her throat and started begging me to choke her and fuck her till she cried.
>> Anonymous
>>76541
Sounds exactly like the story a friend of mine told me - he happened to be doing it with his parents sleeping in the next room.
>> Anonymous
i was dating a lesbian. Her snatch was real loose. i guess she gotten fisted alot or liked large dildos. It was like fucking a bucket of water. Anyway she liked it when i came inside her ass.
>> Anonymous
went to a party where my ex girlfriend was at. By the end of the night I found her passed out on the coach from drinking. told the guys i was going to take her home. Loaded her into my car where she woke up but was basically falling in and out of sleep every couple of seconds. On the way back i put my hand on her thigh and moved closer to her snatch. she murmured "no your going to turn me on". so i just kept on doing it until all of a sudden she starts pissing through her tight pants. Now this only turns me on more, i proceed to take her to my place where i tried to get her to give me a bj but she would fall asleep after a couple of minutes. So i just started fucking her and when i was ready to bust a nut i let it loose in her face. But... i realized she wasnt moving. she had completely passed out again, so i then wiped off the come on her face and proceeded to go at it again. after i came a second time i started licking her asshole and feet for a good while. the morning after she asked me why she was at my place and after i told her what had happened she stormed out. theres this road hump in front of my house and when she got in her car she mustve been doing around 30 or 40ish when she hit that bump as she sped off in shame. She hasnt spoken to me since, and shes my boss.
>> Anonymous
Once I ate a girl. Alive.
>> Anonymous
>>76590
"Loaded her into my car "
"and when she got in her car "

itt lies
>> Anonymous
My friends have told me this is one of the most epic sex stories they've ever heard. Let's see if /hc/ agrees. I fucked my girlfriend in high school in a hotel room with her parents in the other bed not three feet away from us, while her 5 year old nephew was in the bed with us. One of her friends was at the foot of the bed in on a cot. What do you think /hc/?
>> Anonymous
>>76638
u lie
>> Anonymous
>>76638
Big fucking deal. When I was 15 I fucked my 13 year old girlfriend while her parents drove us in their shitty van. She had a skirt on and was sitting on my lap. We were also in the van with her 5 brothers and sisters. Her 11 year old sister held the 2 year old baby and watched as I fucked her sister. She got her turn a year later.
>> Anonymous
My (now ex) girlfriend used to sit on my lap while I was on the computer. Eventually she would whip out my cock and just ride me, sometimes while browsing 4chan.
>> Anonymous
When I was six I had sex with my girlfriends mother while giving head to her dad. My entire extended family were invited to watch but unfortunately my Dad had work so couldn't come. It was shown live on national TV and is played annually at my school to celebrate Christmas. Beat that.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Falsehoods
>> Anonymous
My gf likes to suck my dick while I'm playing Tribal Wars.
>> Anonymous
Road trip to Vegas with girlfriend. Stopped at the Grand Canyon and we fucked two or three times while overlooking the chasm. Not that epic, but moderately awesome. She wanted me to cum off the edge at one point, but it was during the second go-round and I wasn't able to shoot my farthest.

In b4 obvious jokes about words 'chasm', 'canyon'
>> Anonymous
when i was 16 i fucked this 36 year old that i met on yahoo chat. She came to my parents house when they were not there with 5 KIDS who waited upstairs while I fucked and came in her.

yahoo chat rules
>> Anonymous
i had an orgasm in one of my classes by rubbing my dick between my legs
>> Anonymous
>>76764

Yeah, I hooked up with all kinds of older women off Yahoo Chat. I miss that place.
>> Anonymous
i had sex in teachers bed.
>> Anonymous
>>76590

Congratulations! You're a rapist!
>> Anonymous
i dressed up in a school girl outfit(skirt, shirt,tie,socks...the whole bit) and got my boyfriend to hand cuff me(two totally unrelated things but extremely fun at the same time) and fuck me. my hands were cuffed behind me as he fucked me from behind. it was amazing.
>> Anonymous
>>76794

newfag is new
>> Anonymous
Once my girlfriend was playing Katamari Damacy and I basically distracted her out of it and we fucked for like half an hour while the main menu music looped and so now whenever I hear that music I think about fucking her which is really kind of too bad because it's a nice track.
>> Anonymous
>>76819
this game is fucking cool, brb playing.
>> Anonymous
>>76819
I have that problem with "Umbrella" because of that vid that's always of /f/.

Except I hate umbrella, so seeing nice things whenever I hear it makes it more tolerable and doesn't impact on my usual musical habits.
>> Anonymous
>>76250
Dude I've had a shitload of sex and been to a fucktonne of parties with slutty whores and something like that that has never happened. The most I've seen is a drunk chick take off her shirt and give all the guys downy ass lap dances.

>>76278
>>so i put it in her mouth and we both fucked her for hours

LIES... dude, first of all, let's forget the fact that what you 'did' is incredibly gay outside of a porno, secondly, people don't 'fuck for hours'... if you weren't a virgin you'd realize it only takes a max of 20 mins for both of you to get off if you're doing it right, 1 hour of sex is a long time. P.S. Explain how a drunken chick blew you for hours, doesn't make sense??

>>76552
lol, fag... either she was bi and you're just a tard or you're lying. Probably a mix of both though.
>> Anonymous
>>76834
yeah the chick in the bikini is fine too.
>> Anonymous
>>76590
copypasta, lulz

>>76679
You have no girlfriend, enjoy your fleshlight dude. Honestly, come on...

>>76764
How does it feel to have herpes man? That isn't epic, it's sad... how fucking pathetic are you that you could:

A) Bone a chick your age
B) Bone a old chick that lives near you...

you had to meet some nasty slut online, that's just weak my friend
>> Anonymous
>>76819
I guess you MAN THE HARPOONS a lot since you started dating her.
>> Anonymous
>>76854
>>76859
>>76862
You either got trolled hard, or owned a bunch of virgins hard. I can't tell.
>> Anonymous
>>76854
>> P.S. Explain how a drunken chick blew you for hours, doesn't make sense??

They can blow you for hours because they are so bad at it that you will never get off.
>> Anonymous
>>76896
FAIL
>> Anonymous
>>76854
virgin failure
>> Anonymous
>>76901
How do you come to say that? If anything out of all the faggots in this thread I would say that fag is the most likely to have gotten laid.

tl;dr pot/kettle
>> Anonymous
>>76901
You are that fag.
Nice try.
>> Anonymous
>>76854
LOL
First time I had sex it was an hour. Fapping abuse made my cock able to take incredibly long bouts of fucking. It's nice that I can always make a woman cum (my mouth can do it if my dick can't) but it's horrible that I can't splooge unless I jack it on her face or she blows me like a champion.
>> Anonymous
I was in a hostel when I was travelling in australia and it was my first night and I met a bunch of people and was getting drunk, etc... There was this one aussie chick who was pretty hot but mainly just cause you could tell she was easy... me and this other guy were chatting 2 her all night and we went up 2 her room with her roomies for drinks and shit, but anyway it towards the end of the night i look around and the other dude is hookin up!! she was so fkn drunk, and i was pissed off cause i was sure i was gona root her... anyway they go upstairs and then this dude (he was english) comes back down only like 20 mins later with a big grin on his face and im like did ya fuck her and hes like yeh yeh i fked her... anyway this guy was quite young so I didnt believe him I thought he was just trying 2 b kool but he was really adamant and at this point this is when the story gets interesting.... Hes like "yeh if you dont beleive me go up stairs, shes still up there and she was talking about you, I think she wanted a 3 way" so anyway im my drunken state i go up 2 their room, and knock on the door! I am answered by this girl in just underwear, tits hanging out, drunk as fuck! she immediatly comes up 2 me and we start kissing! few mins later ive got her on the bunk bed fking her only like 10 mins after shes just been fked.... About 5 mins in im really enjoying myself and I look down and this girl is totally passed out!!!!! Now as im sure alot of u dirty 4chaners can relate 2, the first thing I think is fuck I could get in trouble if anyone walks in right now (its a dorm room that sleeps 4 ppl)...so I keep going for a good 30 seconds before im just 2 worried about someone walking in, so I start jack hammering as fast I could 2 cum, and came thankfully, then about in about 15 seconds I am fully dressed and out the door, and left the used dommy on her bed next 2 her passed out ass 2 remind her of how much of a hoe she was the next morning lol!
>> Anonymous
Probably not the kind of 'epic' you guys were looking for, but my most memorable sexual experience happened when I was 18. High school was over, so my friends and friends-of-friends all grouped together for a big two week holiday abroad. We get fucking pissed every night, go to clubs, etc etc, and one night a girl wants to go home with me, and we go up to my holiday apartment. The usual crazy drunk foreplay begins, and before long we're getting down to business. Nothing unusual yet.

The girl starts to get super-horny, and asks for it in the ass. I hesitate in my drunken state, knowing that anal usually requires some kind of lube... Whatever. Surely she's wet enough? I go for it. I try to stick my dick in, but it's extremely tight. She starts squealing, apparently getting off on it, so I try harder... UNGH! There's an excruciating moment of pain, but I manage to get my dick in. I start sliding back and forth. After a while, it starts to feel really wet. Awesome. She must be getting off on this... And WOW! Never in all my years of masturbating has my dick felt this numb from pleasure. This is truly awesome. We keep going at it for a while, her producing gallons of what I could only presume was ass juice, and me getting this unique numbness from pleasure. Once I start to get tired of it, I pull out, and she flips over...

And SCREAMS. Really fucking loudly. What the fu-
>> Anonymous
>>76938
(continued)
I look down at her, and pretty much her entire midsection is pasted in blood. The bedsheet has blood all over it... My dick has blood all over it. My first reaction is obviously that the girl hasn't told me she's on her period. I hassle her about it, and she's adamant that her period isn't due for at least two weeks. I ask if she's a virgin. She's not. I accuse her of lying on either one or both counts. She starts yelling that she's sure about this. I storm out, and go to the bathroom, needing to piss, now that my boner's died. I look down... And my dick seems to be hanging off at this weird angle. I touch it, and get a huge burning pain in my crotch. Blood comes out... OH SHIT. I examine further, and realize I've ripped my foreskin. I just stare at the stream of blood erupting from my dick until I eventually pass out. I can imagine whoever found me came across a very ugly scene. I was told by my buddies later that the girl I was with must have ran away.

In the end, I had to go to some dodgy Spanish hospital and have minor dick stitches by a 50 year old doctor who spoke no English. Not included: the apartment letters accusing me of using the place to commit murder/assault. My parents were NOT happy.
>> Anonymous
>>76939
>the girl I was with must have ran away.
Can you blame her? It probably looked like she'd sliced your dick open.
>> Anonymous
>>76913

christ do i know this feeling,ive been a chronic masturbator (5 or 6 times minimum a day) for probably 15 years. i didnt lose my virginity til i was in my mid 20's, and after 2 fucking hours of fucking away, i gave up and finished up by jerking off on her.

it took me a few months to get into the swing of semi-normal sexual intercourse.
>> Anonymous
>>76942
I remember as a virgin being given the advice to 'put it in the bank' if I thought I was about to have sex. So in my first year of college, this girl invites me to her dorm and tells me she wants to get crazy drunk. I fap about an hour before I'm due to go round.

My first ever sex session was close to three hours long and ended with the girl crying into my shoulder, feeling inadequate because she couldn't make me cum after rubbing my dick raw from handjobs and sucking. I WANTED TO JACK OFF, I SWEAR >:(
>> Anonymous
>>76939
this story is the reason you should always lube up
>> Anonymous
>>76249
Thread ended before it started.
>> Anonymous
>>76668
*fapfapfap*
>> Anonymous
>>76946
You took advice from There's Something About Mary?
>> Anonymous
>>76951

You're into guys fucking 3 year olds?
>> JohnDoe
>>76939
Very similar to a certain German copypasta I know.
(Guy likes rougher sex, vaginal, fucking her from behind, full thrust slips out and right into asshole tearing foreskin, then goes to hospital with his male friend peter... starting some funny rumours)

My girlfriend loves rubbing/scratching my stomach during movies and it always leads to a blowjob. She gives them to me constantly. We usually watch at home... we went to the cinema recently and she started out of habit (I'd guess) and mid way through sucking was going to stop, but then mounted me. Good times.

I had a one night stand and the girl started lubing me up, I didn't think anything of it. Maybe she was dry, but then she stuck it in her ass and I was just WOW. She wanted to keep her vaginal virginity...
>> Banana down hallway. Brad teh Impaler
>>76552
Lmao bucket of water.
>> Anonymous
I had sex in a friend's pool, on July fourth, with a thunderstorm rolling in. That was pretty hot.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Dear Penthouse Forum....
>> Anonymous
I fingered an ex in a movie theater and she had seven orgasms. It was an Adam Sandler movie called "Anger Management". She had to get rid of her underwear. Another chick cut me with razor blades. I have a bunch of little lines all over my chest.
>> Anonymous
my favorite story was banging this drunk slut behind one of the columns at Citizens Bank Park...while the Phillies were still playing.
>> ok well here goes Gustav
So like me and this coworker(female) get off of work and go back to my place for an innocent smoke out so we toke up and get burritos and head back to my place and toke another fatty...no big deal?Ok so like we just start foolin around which leads to sex,so i'm like doing her from behind and after like I pull out she shits on me...

Lesson learned don't eat burritos and engage in intoxicated but sex.
>> Anonymous
Once upon a time in college I had three gals playing with my dick, rubbing their tits in my face and generally treating me like a piece of meat. It got especially good when one whipped out mineral oil and started jacking me off with it, whilst lapping at the tip of my dick. Later I dragged that one back to my gf's room and we finished the deed. Unfortunately I had a flu and was largely fever ridden through most of it.
>> Anonymous
>>76913
Dude, there's a difference between LASTING an hour, which is easy, and fucking for an hour, which kind of gets boring man. If you weren't a virgin/only had sex a few times you're understand this.
>> Anonymous
Hm... Not really "epic," but my most memorable (I've only ever had sex with one woman, and that's my wife) was at a drive-in movie theater. When we had first started dating, I was 16 and a virgin, and she seemed to really enjoy the notion that she was "corrupting" me. I was just happy to finally lose my virginity. We were like rabbits, our first couple of weeks together. It seemed like any time we were alone together, that was what we did. And at one point, we went to see some old movie at the drive-in, but it was a double-bill and the first movie was really crap. So we moved to the back-seat and fooled around through most of the movie, finally having awkward backseat-sex and cleaning up with some napkins during the end-credits. When I zipped up my pants and looked up, I realized there was a creeeepy guy staring at us from the next car over... Good times.
>> Anonymous
>>77022
i misread that mineral oil as mineral spirits, shudder.
>> Anonymous
>>77153
Oh christ... the very thought
>> Anonymous
I was visiting my dad in Asia when my brother, his (female) math tutor, my dad and I decide to visit my dad's girlfriend. We take a midday nap (after staying awake on a train for 14 hours) in my dad's girlfriend's room. So, on the floor is my dad, his girlfriend and her two-year old son. On the bed is my brother and me, with my brother's tutor between us. As she's going to sleep, I give her a backscratch. Slowly, it goes under the shirt. No objections. Everyone is asleep. I keep scratching and massaging her back while moving my had ever so slowly toward her ass. I teasingly advance into her underwear (a thong) and my fingers play in her crack. Still no objections. She must be asleep or liking this. That's my green light. I slowly continue to stick my fingers farther and farther down her crack until I get to her anus. I have reached 3rd base (skipping the first two). I begin to massage her anus and feel a skin tag there. Oh well. I reach with my other hand into my pants and start to jack off while my finger invades her anus. I come in a minute and then realize that my dad is like 2 feet away from me, I have a finger in a sleeping woman's ass and my pants have a cumstain. Shit. I take my hand out, change pants, wash my hands and go to sleep next to the violated tutor. I never did tell her what happened.
>> Anonymous
Jesus. I hope the girl I'm going to talk about reads this. What a fucking crazy bitch.

Ok, so I semi-dated this girl who was crazy Catholic. She was extremely hot and blonde with curly hair and she was a diver so her build was athletic, which to me is extremely sexy. I'd met her through a friend (who she was kind of dating at the time) and then we started talking on AIM like every day. Eventually I figure I'm in love with this girl. I tell her, and she says she's in love with me too. So I drive to visit her one weekend, (she's like three hours away) and meet her parents and her little sister. Everything's going fine, normal, for a while and then we're laying on the couch later listening to Keane and she puts my hand down her sweatpants. She's got this really thin, fine, pubic hair and her pussy felt really soft...and then it's like she's riding my finger - rocking back and forth on it while it's in her cunt. I had such a boner...
>> Anonymous
Later her Mom comes down while I was doing it and we had to stop. That night we went into the hot tub and she kept saying her dad was up watching us in the window. But then she kept rubbing herself against me through her bathing suit, and I swear at this moment I felt like I was going to die. I was so in love with her. She smelled amazing, she looked amazing, she was feeling my cock through my shorts...it was so erotic. All she would have had to do was touch it and I probably would have come.

Anyway, that night was crazy. She and her mom got in this huge fight about me, about how she shouldn't be acting this way with someone she didn't even know (even though we'd been talking online every day) and such. I kept waiting for her to come back downstairs but she doesn't, and by now it's like 3 am so I just get myself ready for bed and go to sleep in the guest room. When I wake up she's sitting by my bed. We kissed for a while, then I got up and got all of my stuff packed. It was the day I was supposed to leave.
>> Anonymous
We had lunch, then her mom and her sister get into the hot tub. And her dad is apparently gone somewhere. Anyway, we go up to her room and start making out. And I start kissing down her belly and when I get to the elastic band on her sweatpants, I keep going just a little bit and she moans. Then, and this is the image I've had in my head ever since, she just pulls off the sweatpants and I'm staring at the most beautiful naked pussy I've ever seen (and I've seen a few...especially on the net). The sides of it were plump, like the girls with camel toes, but not too plump, and her pubic hair was golden and trimmed. I don't remember much else about it because then she was guiding my head toward it and I started eating her out. I'd eaten pussy before, but this one...this one actually tasted good. I could have eaten her pussy for hours. She moaned and pushed my face into her crotch, and I did what I did with my tongue and a few minutes later she came. It is my most treasured sexual experience, even though she turned out to be a complete psycho whore.
>> Anonymous
>>76668
ew...
>> Anonymous
I went to an orgy for my birthday and still didn't get laid. I want to die now, but can't.
>> Anonymous
1: the first time i ever had a blowjob was when i was 18. but it was with two hot, psychotic goth girls. turns out one of them was an amputee, and i didnt even notice until she took her jacket off.

2: had a younger girlfriend. was into kinky stuff. hours of sex in my bed; choking with cock and fingers, strangling, deep kissing, spanking, hair pulling, licking her toes, ass licking, hard fucking in all positions. also cut her chest and back a bit with a craft knife and rubbed salt into the cuts while i strangled her and fucked her from behind. she came about thirty times, and was in a daze afterwards, and couldnt sit down without crying, she was so sore. she was really tight and had a perfect, slightly chubby body, and an ass to die for.
.
i have a fucked up sex life.
>> Anonymous
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>>77230

UPDATED MY JOURNAL
>> Anonymous
>>77241
Win.
>> Anonymous
>>77241
Fuck i have never laughed this hard. Best. Post. Ever.
>> Anonymous
Posting on 4chan this will always sound dubious but, where do I start? I have a whole fucking list of fucked up and spontaneous sex stories.

When I was working in the south of France last year I absolutely pounded a 24 year old mother from Essex who was on holiday. We were both fairly drunk and I could find a place in this site we were at to bust out, I eventually just took the key to my reception and fucked each other for bout an hour in there. What I find strange was that I thought we hated each other weeks before but I guess it was just sexual frustration haha, I swore I'd never stick it in a vagoo that a baby had come out of as well before had because I believed it would be "tainted", oh well. I was 18 at the time as well which I thought was quite impressive considering the age difference.
>> Anonymous
I Feel Stronger!
>> Anonymous
My most memorable was when just a few days after highschool graduation, a few of my classmates and our friends got together. we loitered around my classmates neighborhood in the afternoon but soon, one-by-one they went home. i was left with the guy who owned the house we stayed in and his girlfriend.
now this friend of mine was seen as the prude of the class as he had this reputation of drinking seldom and not being into what we consider normal (like porn). but while hanging-out, i opened his PC and saw porn in some hidden folder. he and his girlfriend were in the room with me and we kind of teased him about it. I was not-quite-drunk as they were yet but when they started making-out i knew i had to leave. that is until his girlfriend pulled me back before i could leave the room. we ended up having a threesome for about an hour when the only other person in the house burst in the room to check in on the noise we were making. his older sister came in already half-naked and touching herself inside her panties and her nipples. when she sat in a corner, i pulled out of the girlfriend and fucked my friend's sister. quite an excercise in discretion from me but good times all-in-all.