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Hey /hc/

I know this is mainly an image board, but I'll be damned if I'm ever going back to /b/ for anything other than troll observation.

My girlfriend and I are planning on trying anal soon (maybe this weekend). I know what there is to know on the internats, that you have to work your way up to actual dick-in-ass status, use water-based lube, etc. But I'm wondering if there's anything people don't tell you about anal? What were your first experiences now or, for those who are now experienced back-doorers, what have you learned?

In exchange, some pornographic material.
>> Anonymous
Make sure she cleans her ass thoroughly. Enema if you're paranoid about...accidents.
>> Anonymous
Before you do, take her out for some Indian or Thia food. Extra Spicy.
>> Anonymous
if she's not enjoying it wrong, you're doing it wrong and probably ruining your future chances at it
>> Anonymous
Make her as relaxed as possible, go down on her, or play with her and slowly insert a finger. Keep pleasuring her then try another, if she really enjoys it my girlfriend and I have found that having keeping a vibrator on her clit or in her while I go in works. Take it real slow, and keep playing with her or let her play with herself with the toy and you'll both have monster orgasms.
>> Anonymous
From my experience:

Be uber-slow, get her to push herself onto you, or have a position so that she can stop you with her hand or something if it hurts going in.

Work your way up to full force in ass, don't start out that way.

Get her to take a dump a couple of hours beforehand (like, actually a couple of hours before). This cleans out the area and ensures there's nothing there.

Condom's a must.

Communication is so much more important.

When you're done and she's done, don't just whip out. Go slow. Tell her when you're almost out so that she can contract her anus again. For the first few times, it will probably feel for her like she's taking a shit when you do that, so again, communication is key.

Have fun with it. Get her in the mood first by watching some anal porn or something. This helps.

If at first you don't succeed, try again later. If it's painful for her, stop. Do it some other time, with more lube, etc etc
>> Anonymous
>>74193

oh, forgot that some girls find it painful (at least initially) when there's not pressure on their clit, so, try rubbing that some while you're doing the rest, or getting her to rub it some.
>> Anonymous
Simply enough, I had anal last night with my girlfriend. We have five or six times, but she finds it painful, no matter how much I use lube etc.

She's still kind enough to do it for me though! :)

What I find is that you need to go "really" slowly.
If you push hard when she asks you to go slow, they will just find it painful and pull away, resulting in you not getting any ass.

Good luck though! :)
>> Anonymous
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>>74192
OP here-
Excellent. Yeah, I've gone up to two fingers before and we're both conscious of how stuff works down there (bio grads). Slow speed sounds about right. Thanks for the idea-
>> Anonymous
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>>74193
> Tell her when you're almost out so that she can contract...

Thanks, anon. Honestly something I hadn't given thought to.
>> Anonymous
>>74202
If she doesn't does shit spew everywhere?

Also, will you definitly get shit on your dick?
>> Anonymous
74179 & 74202
whats that chicks name in yer pictures?
>> Anonymous
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>>74196

Yeah, my gf and I have each tried it once before (with other people) and it didn't pan out for either of us. Both times it was too painful for the female in the picture- thus the 4chan research!
>> Anonymous
>>74205
Who cares? It's worth it.
>> Anonymous
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>>74207
These are from a set called glauren.

You can find it on /rs/
>> Anonymous
Tried and true method from the female side:

I find it hurts more if you "work your way up to it". I've always kinda working up to a full force thrust (which will hurt like hell, be warned) then pull out entirely. Afterwards everything else isn't as bad and you can enjoy it more than if you slooooowly work your way up to full force thrusting.

ONLY DO THIS IF SHE'S OKAY WITH IT THOUGH. The full force thrust will HURT LIKE HELL.
>> Anonymous
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>>74214

The trick would be getting her to go for this. It's the band-aid mentality... "Do it hard and fast once and the pain will be over with"

What positions were you in in these instances?
>> Anonymous
>>74209
Well I'd get more turned on if it got a bit dirty. But my girlfriend would get turned off and wouldn't want to do it again.
>> Anonymous
>>74219
Probably a fag
>> Anonymous
do it on the side at first, it's easier for her. the full on porno doggy style anal is something you gotta work her into.

and expect to pull out and have shit on your junk. g/fs are not pornstars, they're not going to douche like 6 times and not eat the day before. a pooper is called a pooper because there's poop in it.

dont be surprised to have a bit of shit on you.
>> Anonymous
>>74199
>we're both conscious of how stuff works down there (bio grads).

lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>74245

Only time I've ever gotten shit on my dick was when she didn't shit earlier that day.. If she shits earlier in the day it's all good.
>> Anonymous
From my experience you will get shit on your dick in the sense that it will smell like there's shit on it, but there won't be chunks of it
>> Anonymous
anal sex doesnt work
pornstars shove vaccuum cleaners up their asses before shooting anal scenes
no girl likes it
your dick will smell like shit
etc
>> Anonymous
-Make sure she takes a dumb a bit before you do this. A good one too.
-Good quality lubricants are good. I recommend water based so she doesn't get a weird feeling when it's said and done (I use ID glide water based, can be found in most sex shops)
-Make absolutely sure she is relaxed. If she can't relax then don't do it. All it will do it hurt and probably injure her and then she'll never want to do it again.
-Build up, use something small, a lubed finger, pen, whatever, lube outside of her anus and the object and insert slowly. Suggest she use a vib or toy on her clit to get feeling association and distraction from how it will feel.
-Depending on your length/girth depends on how many steps you should take. Until she is either very used to it or VERY relaxed, worked up, and stretched it's not advisable to stick in more than ~5 inches.
-If she tells you it hurts, she's not lying. Take it slow and easy and she'll be willing to do it again. In those later times you'll be able do to all sorts of fun stuff. Not the first or even the second time.
-Remember you can very seriously hurt her, if you do it wrong don't be surprised if there is visible amounts of blood on your dick.

Take it slow the first few times and you'll have yourself an anal whore. Fuck up and push her away from it forever.
>> Anonymous
It's been said, but:
-go slowly
-use lots of lube (I put some on my penis and also A good bit at least half a finger's length inside my girlfriend's butt)
-make sure to stop immediately if it hurts
-She definitely needs to have a *good* bowel movement an hour or two before you try anything that should prevent fecal matter from getting on your penis
-Working your way up to your penis is best to give her the chance to get used to the sensations
-she absolutely needs to be very relaxed
-DO NOT do that "band-aid mentality" method. You can cause very serious injuries if you fuck up anal fucking.

<a href="http://www.sexuality.org/search.php">Sexuality.org</a> is usually a decent reference for this stuff if case you don't want a 4chan mentality drowning out informative posts. (I wonder if hyperlinks work?)
>> Anonymous
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Go fucking slow, a majority of women won't like it no matter what you do, but ALL of them can get to the point where there is no discomfort. Doing it in the shower is a good idea, the hot water naturally relaxes her muscles and worst case scenario, you can clean your dick if there are any accidents.

In all honesty it is pretty great, I don't think it compares to a nice wet vagina though. GL sir!
>> Anonymous
anal sex is gay as fuck it'll get shit in your bloodstream and turn u into a faggotic
>> Anonymous
Fuck these fags, just go balls deep on the first go at it. Plunger the fuck out of that hole.
>> Anonymous
>>74304

Virgin alert
>> Anonymous
toys first.
>> Anonymous
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>>74295
>>74302
>>74303

OP here- Thanks, anon for the points of reference. I agree that nice slippery vagoo is top notch, but this is the first girl I've had an extended, exploratory sexual relationship with (so many girls are uptight about the simplest endeavours...), so I think we're going to try everything and see what we like.

Moar anal for helpful delivery:
>> Anonymous
Bifag here,
It's important that she actively wants to try it, and is prepared to put in a bit of work. Ideally:
- Do it mid afternoon and have eaten nothing since yesterday dinner
- Have already inserted something in there that's as big as your dick in private, in her own time. Working up 1, 2, 3 fingers is a good start then a hairbrush or something.
- Have practiced enemas and taken one an hour or so before you play

As for you:
- Use a rubber. Shitdick is not good and the sensation you get from anal isn't that badly impacted by rubbers anyway. Also if you use a rubber you can swap it for a fresh one and go back to the vagoo

On cleanliness, the enema and not eating beforehand should clear up that whole issue. She's gotta get the enema right though, need to take in some water, lie down on left side, wait 5 mins, expel, then repeat until what comes out is only what went in. May take 3+ runs until it's clean. Water needs to be body temp-ish, no soap or anything added.

On pain, if she's practiced she'll be fine. It's important to work up, and if she gets a stinging sudden sensation it should subside within about 5 seconds.

If you do end up with shitdick, don't laugh at her or it, cause if you do you aren't getting any more anal for a long time.
>> Anonymous
>>74179
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml
>> Anonymous
sauce plz!!!! <3
>> Anonymous
sauce please 1208287428.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>74351

I lol'ed
>> Anonymous
>>74328
sauce plz !
>> Anonymous
Go slow or she might shit on you.

And there probably will be a tiny bit on yer dick, dont flip out over it.
>> Anonymous
slow. as. hell.

its great.

GL sir
>> Anonymous
Lots of good advice here. As far as positions go, I've found that having her kneel on the side of the bed while I take her standing from behind works well. The first time I tried it like that, my gf screamed "Oh you're hitting my G!" came and passed the fuck out for about 5 seconds. Great fun!
>> Anonymous
>>74328

mate got a vid to go with those pics?
>> Anonymous
>>74358
Sugar Baby first anal

google is your friend.
>> Anonymous
You're better off using a silicone based lube. The water based ones will get absorbed by the rectum. That's its job, to suck water out of poop. So, while the silicone might feel weird it will last longer/better etc. I use ID Millennium
>> Anonymous
>>74245
As is my understanding, if you dont use condoms you run the risk of bladder infections and shit like that..I dont know what the chances are, but I know someone that got one once and hes used condoms ever since. :P
>> Anonymous
it depends on the girl.
i have eaten ass and rammed with just spit lube then assfucked her the next day no prob. then i have tried on other grils and my dick is just TOO big to even fit.
you do it right and it's kinky and fun. do it wrong and she thinks the worst of you.
you never know until you try.
>> Chris Hansen !aOEGGLOdUg
you will cause her butt to release feces. It does happen. Absolutely no way around it. Do you know how they do it in porno? They do enemas until nothing but the fluid comes out. If you hit the colon in the right spot the body's natural reaction is to let out the feces. So my advice is, do it over a towel, make sure she's cleaned out and don't expect too much glory.
>> Anonymous
>>74370

Shit, my girlfriend passes out all the time if she comes more than twice. It's fucking hot.

As for anal, make sure she's comfortable, because if she has too much weight on her legs it can really hurt after apparently.
>> Anonymous
>>74294
BWAHAHAHA

Sounds like your woman so "Hell No!"
Sucks to be you. Anal is awesome and I'd dump any chick that said no to it.
>> I came!! Anonymous
>>74295
"-Remember you can very seriously hurt her, if you do it wrong don't be surprised if there is visible amounts of blood on your dick."
>> Anonymous
hey /hc/ bicurious here.

very thankful for this

another reason to not eat :D
>> Anonymous
don't jam it in all at once that's the worst possible thing to do.
work it up slowly. tongue -> finger -> 2 fingers -> dick.
and all the other obvious stuff. like lube.
>> Anonymous
Pfft. I used to have anal with my girlfriend with NO CONDOM at ANY TIME. Mostly, my cock went a bit brown but there wasn't like monster turds falling out of her ass or anything. It's not as necessary to prepare as people say if you don't give a shit about poop.

And I really dont care about poop when i'm balls deep inside a girl's pooper
>> Anonymous
She should take a shit first.
>> Anonymous
enema if you don't like poop. Often her taking a shit just isn't enough.

Lube, lube, lube... there's really no such thing as too much lube.

I suggest giving her a few orgasms while finger banging her ass, and rubbing her pussy (don't forget to lube your fingers). When she can take fingers as wide, and as well as you want your cock you should be ready.
>> Anonymous
These men tell you the truth!

Please her a little bit, and for your first time have her on all fours. It makes it easier on her - even laying down makes it a more awkward and painful (for her) angle.

Here's something a little embaressing to talk to her about: make sure she takes a dump first. It makes the whole area more relaxed.
>> Anonymous
It feels like you have to take a shit.

Also what surprised me the first time... for about 2 minutes after he pulls out, it feels like you're still penetrated.
>> Anonymous
done it before-no brown dick, no nothing, u guys all fucked gross fat chicks or are making shit up, or most 4chan users like girls who forget to wipe
>> Anonymous
anyone else's butt hole feel bad while reading this thread? ow.
>> Anonymous
To make it hurt less for her, alternate holes, e.g. dick in pooper, pull out and stick into vag, dick in pooper, etc..
>> Anonymous
>>74803
Only if he wants her to get an awful infection. You should shower before going from the ass to the vagina. At the very least put on a new condom. Definitely don't alternate between the two.
>> Anonymous
I have anal sex with my gf all the time, at least once a week. Buy a small butt plug or an extra vibrator that you can lube up and slip in her ass while fucking her. It might be uncomfortable at first but once she gets going, she will actually enjoy it. After a bit, lube up your dick and slip it in slowly.

Go slow at first and let her get the feeling for it, but don't be afraid after a few minutes to pound away. If you pound her hard she will like it as it sends vibes through her body and she thinks less about her ass being stretched. Have her use a vibrator on herself while you do it - We start off with her lying on her stomach with her butt arched up. She uses a vibrator with both hands and always cums super hard. Then after she cums, its my turn and I can push her around in any position I like.

I have been having anal sex with girls since I started having sex 10 yrs ago (Im 27).

Some girls freak out, but if you sex them up right good they will be up for anything, trust me.

Just make sure you take a shower right afterwards and wash your dick good. Usually I hop in the shower while she shits out my cum and cleans up her ass. I hop out, she hops in, all clean. Keep a towel near the bed to wipe the excess lube off your hands and mop up anything worth not getting on your sheets.