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Condom sucks much? Anonymous
Question, Guys.

Has anyone else ever had trouble getting it up with a condom on after having unprotected sex?

Because when me and my gf first started, we used condoms, cuz she wasn't on the pill. But then she got on it, so we would have sex without it, and it felt soo much fuckin better.

But lately she's been wanting me to use the condom again, but not it feels like someone's grabbing my dick at the shaft, and I pretty much can't feel anything.
(or it could just be the condom is too small idunno)
So, anyone had that, where the peepee no want condom after good, natural, cummy sex?
>> Anonymous
If you want the natural feel back, and your gf is on the pill...you should get the thin condoms. The feeling isn't gone because the condom is "too small" (there's no such thing), in fact, it feels better the tighter it is on you.

I recommend Trojan's Ultra Thin Lubricated Condoms! =D
>> Anonymous
OP here.

1.) WTF? there are thin condoms? Where the fuck do I get them?

2.) I don't mean like, the whole condom is too tight, I mean the rubber ring at the bottom is, so it pretty much cuts off all circulation to the rest of my dick, which THEN makes me feel nothing.
>> Anonymous
hey OP.
Dont use condoms, for god's sake! Why for? Do you put yours shoes on when you want to swim in a sea? no. Condoms are true evil, invented by feminists to decrease pleasure from sex 4 men.
>> Anonymous
>>332620

holy shit huge balls
>> Anonymous
Thin condoms are the way to go, but make sure you use PLENTY!!! of lube, because they are prone to tearing if you fuck hard while wearing them.

Jesus, they suck though, don't they? I'm pretty desensitized to begin with, so wrapping my cock in a sheet of plastic is like jerking off through my boxers for the rest of my life. I don't even need a condom, my girl is on the pill and we're both clean, but she refuses to fuck without one because it's too much of a pregnancy risk. D:<
>> Anonymous
Yea dude. I had a similar deal. It just kinda sucks. There are thin ones and ones with warming lube, or menthol shit that makes your dick tingle, plus all the studded and ribbed shit if she's into it, but there's really just isn't a substitute for the raw deal.

Why does she want you to use a condom again?
>> Anonymous
OP here.

I know what you mean, but if I don't wear it, the only kinda head I'll be getting is my gf's fuckin' skull colliding into my balls at high velocity. My girlfriend gets pissy as shit.

...But I just can't leave that ass.
Nice, simile, btw.
>> Anonymous
>>332633
OP
cuz she's a bitch.

Naw, she's just too worried about the risk and shit, like the other guy's chick.

That sucks, too, because I've heard stories of my friends with gf;s on the pill, and they come inside all the time and it's fine, so I get really envious.

...And sad. :(
>> Anonymous
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>>332634
Your gf cheated on you and got an STD. Now she feels guilty and wants you to wear a condom. Enjoy your aids.
>> Anonymous
>>332640
Shit, that bitch! I KNEW it!

Oh, I'm gonna put it in her ass tomorrow!
No lube!
>> Anonymous
I had the same problem. I started with, and then I stopped. I tell you man, if you use a condom, it is going to fucking suck.

I also found that I had to size up my condoms by three whole sizes because it hurt my freaking dick. I say if she wants you to use a condom, try with a size up or so.

Also, if you can't feel anything, get they ultra thin ones. They still take a lot of the feeling away, but... It's so much better.
>> Anonymous
>>332645
OP
It does suck.

What's funny/awesome though, is that she may have that idea when we start/aren't having sex,

but when we are, and she really gets to liking it, I pull out and say that I just can't feel anything. Then I rip that shit off, and I put it back in real quick, and she loves it!

She just gets angry again when we finish up.
Houdini shit...
"And The Condom disappeared! It's MAGIC!"
>> Anonymous
>>332633again.

I'm actually a sexual health counselor at a very reputable college, and have her look up the pregnancy risks. It's about 97 to 99% effective for the pill if she takes it regularly.

**That means after 1 YEAR of habitual intercourse only 1-3 women will get pregnant in 100** (not a 1-3% chance each time)

I banged raw for about 7 years without trouble and my gf wasn't even always good about taking it.

But if she does screw up two days in a row you need to bag it.
>> Anonymous
>>332655
OP

You sound very trustworthy...
but then again, so did that rapist.

Nah, kidding.
I just wish she would listen to reason.
Problem is, she's a woman, so she won't.
>> Anonymous
>>332628

>Do you put yours shoes on when you want to swim in a sea?

no, but i wear a wetsuit when i go surfing. it's like a condom for your whole body!

remember, if you don't wear your wetsuit when you go "swimming" you could be mauled and eaten by the great white shark of fatherhood.
>> Anonymous
>>332660

Great point. I was lucky in that my girlfriend was too unreasonable to really think about the merits of condoms.
>> Anonymous
>>332661
FUCK that shark! I got a harpoon for that bitch!

A needle up the vag! Kill that shit before it's aLIVE.
>> Anonymous
at least you're getting some. not everyone can say that.
>> Anonymous
>>332667
Very true, my good sir.
But the object of the getting cannot be got as good if the getting of it ain't all it's got.

Get it?
>> Anonymous
A. Condoms Suck, and guys who think they are too small are wrong. You can fit a regular condom around your whole forearm, so unless you have an elephant penis you are good to go with normal condoms.
B. Im not huge when comes to the penis department, but Ill say this YES the regular condoms fit wayyy to tight. I tried a magnum and it fit good bit it wasn't tight and was more prone to slip off, this can be bad if it it slips off during sex. They so sell a in between model of condom that's for a slightly more girthy penis, try that.
C. No condom sex with a girl on the pill, is the BOMB! You can cum all you want in her and it feels so good!
>> Anonymous
>>332879
that is sad but true
>> Anonymous
Girlfriend now Fiance on the pill for 6 years of no condom sex.

We used a condom the first time we were together for about 20 minutes. I had no bugs she had no bugs and we'd been friends for awhile.

After that the only time we've condoms is for fun stuff like ribbed or studded(found a novelty condom dispenser, 50 cents for a Rough Rider with cartoon Theodore Roosevelt on a horse). Even then I can count on my hand the times we used em.
>> Anonymous
>>332879
not true. i used to use regular condoms and they would *always* pop. magnums are perfect for me.
>> Anonymous
>>332882

>C. No condom sex with a girl on the pill, is the BOMB! You can cum all you want in her and it feels so good!

That part isn't sad but true - it's just true.
>> Anonymous
condom sux... but its better then a child
>> Anonymous
Hey OP
Everyone is talking about how they suck, but not addressing the "Getting it Up" problem.

I rode bareback for 90% of all the girls I've fucked my whole life, hating rubbers. Now I am married, and get even more bareback sex whenever I want from my horny wife.
But - we are dirty swingers, and her only rule about my fucking other girls, is total safe sex. I feel that her request is very fair, and how can I complain? I've fucked a dozen new pussies and asses since my wedding.
Problem was losing my erection with the rubber on. I hate them so much, that even with a hot piece, any little distraction and I would lose the hard.
Answer: viagra! I don't need it for my wife or normal sex life - but when we go to a dirty sex party, I load up for the night, and it really helps overcome the condom downer.

Another problem solved through the expeditious use of drugs.
>> Anonymous
Use the ones made from sheep intestines (Trojan Naturalamb) if your only concern is contraception -- they are not recommended for STD prevention. They feel much better than the latex ones (fit more loosely, transfer heat and friction better, generally feel more "natural").

The cons -- they are much more expensive, they do not prevent STDs, and they STINK, especially after being inside a vagoo (your hands will stink from taking the thing off).

Your other option is to use the ones that have the excess pouch in the tip to rub against your glans -- they fit more loosely than the traditional condoms so are more comfortable if you have some girth.

For hook-ups, you'd be an idiot to use anything other than a latex condom, though. I have buddies who used to bareback with random girls who "seemed clean," at least three of them have developed herpes or genital warts. They hated condoms -- we all do, but they hated their peener warts and sores even more.
>> Anonymous
hey anon - does your wife sleep with other dudes? if so, how do you deal with this.

thanks,
anon
>> Anonymous
>>333177
lmao - cool question.

My girlfriend is going through a similar thing - friends are fucking up and getting prego and now I have to use a condom again. Oh well. I can't feel shit so I just try and knock the back bone off that bitch. Punish her with your cock for making you wear a condom. Pull it off and come in her mouth and on her face whenever possible. Tell her to fuck off if she objects.

Good luck!
>> Anonymous
hehhe, use a condom after being used to use the pill...

i think she is having sex with someone else...
anon is being betrayed....
sorry for you.
>> Anonymous
interesting thread. I hate humanity, so I got a vasectomy. In Florida, they're free!

Now, no more pregnancy fears or bullshit. Highly recommended.
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>>332634
Put that bitch back in her fucking place.

I spent 3 years psychologically manipulating my gf and changing her from a prude to a sex slave. She hates it if I wear a condom, and so do I. I recommend learning basic psychology and BDSM training methods, when you're good enough to use them go ahead, but don't try it after just a couple weeks of reading shit on teh internetz cause if your gf is as pissy as you say you're going to get your testicles cut off. And you wouldn’t want that, would you?
>> Anonymous
Or no condom and bury her afterwards
>> Moar Kalgalath !!0eaAhyKBp6o
>>333216
this man speaks the truth.
I did much the same with one of my girls. she used to be a good little christian girl. now hses addicted to my cock.

Also, the pill sucks. tell the bitch to get on depo provera, or whatever you have available there. (3month shot.)
>> Anonymous
>>333268
>>333216
Lol, you guys, too?
I get what I want, when I want it.
>> Anonymous
>>333216
Also, start slowly. Tread carefully.

It takes time for a bitch to accept getting slapped in the face or whatever it is I please to do to her.
>> Moar Kalgalath !!0eaAhyKBp6o
>>333273
damn right
>> Anonymous
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My gf hates condoms, pic related.
>> Anonymous
Just don't orgasm and nothing bad can happen. Problem solved.
>> Anonymous
if you don't like the feeling of condoms squirt a little lube inside the condom before you put it on. feels good man.
>> Anonymous
>me and my gf

0/10

nice try though
>> solidsnake007
i heard about them but i am so manly that i gave myself my own viasectamie and a CP or creampie is a cream pie

p.s. lulz to the panzzie waste pussies that can't and can never get none
>> Anonymous
>>333379
You gave yourself CP? You're fucked up in the head.
>> Anonymous
LOL condom to small? dont be full of your self fucktard, i can put one of those things up my fucken arm
>> Anonymous
only skeered kids in hi school use condoms....
go do your homework OP
>> Anonymous
my gf refuses to take bc because she has a medical condition
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yep comdoms suck

but heres my situation

my girlfriends on the "nuvea ring" its fucking awesome, free from womens clincc
girls slips this in and leaves it in her pussy for 3 weeks,
for those three weeks you can have all the unprotected sex you want,its awesome

and then after three weeks she has to take it out and has her period

well shit im a horny muther fucker so of course i wanna fuck her still
which comes to point 2

if you gotta wear a condom man i would suggest

trojan ultra ribbed condoms,

get her to suck your cock for a min or so

slide it on, it feels great , she loves it and it s all good

hang loose
>> Anonymous
If your gf all of the sudden wants to use condoms again, its because she is cheating on you. You might want to look into that.
>> Anonymous
If you use the Nuvaring, as perscribed, you are still protected against conception during that last week, you put the next one in 7 days after the last one comes out.
Don't miss a day though, or your protection drops.
>> Anonymous
Or you could just trust your girlfriend instead of making your relationship fall apart by rising suspicion against her. There could be 100 different "real reasons" she has decided what she has... Suspecting your partner of cheating is being a douche and nothing more.
>> Anonymous
guessing she prefers you deal with cum in a neat rubber sack than her having to queef it into the toilet. just my guess..
>> Anonymous
seriously, fuck it.

I had a girlfriend who was on the pill and I could cum whenever I wanted inside her but then she was like "If I get pregnant, I am gonna keep the baby, no abortions"

I said fuck you and now I got another girlfriend but I only do it with condom. Don't be stupid. Use condoms before you get bastard children. It's totally not worth it.
At least find a girl like I I found, where you can fuck with a condom, then pull out and cum in her mouth, its much better than cumming inside.
>> Anonymous
>>333216

enjoy your low-self esteem fat ugly bitch
>> Anonymous
Either pull out. Cum in her mouth or just fuck her in the ass