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Anonymous
Excuse the bruis...

Private show for the 4chaner with the biggest cock.
>> Anonymous
I suppose you want a picture?
>> Anonymous
>>229879
That might held your case, yes.
>> Anonymous
Fuck off, fat Euro bitch.
>> Stranger
Just show us all, whoever you do it for will have it posted for us in an hour anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>229877

What the fuck is a 4channer?
>> Anonymous
>>229888
If youd like to wait for that to happen you're more than free to do so.
>> Anonymous
hmm this ur email? Sez.luna.gordo@gmail
>> Anonymous
byah
>> Anonymous
Does no one else find it funny that anon in op couldn't even spell stupid properly?
>> Anonymous
what if im the onloy one who posts my cawk?
>> Anonymous
)0_9
>> Anonymous
>>229889
Lol@irony
(Incase you missed the irony, read yours again, then read mine. Repeat until you notice your gramar-nazi smacking you in the face)
>> Anonymous
>>229900
Then your chances at a private show are quite high.
>> Anonymous
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TITS OR GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>229905
Lol silly boy. Tits are in the package.
>> Anonymous
>Excuse the disease ridden crotch

fix'd
>> Anonymous
Your bruise and pale, undead flesh are killing my hard-on.

Gross thighs are gross.
>> Anonymous
back2kitchen ugly whore
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Bruised and pale legs: giving strait guys a reason to masterbate.

Sorry. You must be gay. Or an American.
>> Anonymous
>>229925

No, you're just ugly, I love pale chicks, just not pale skinny crack whore looking ones.
>> Anonymous
>>229877
you could have just written "04. sep. 2008"
instead of explaining the differences in date formates.
And some time would be good too.
>> Anonymous
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>>229877


do not want
>> Anonymous
OMG chinchan is love!!
She came to /b/ once, but obviously didnt lurk enough cuz she wrote /B/
Silly girl.

Btw, if you think im a crackwhore you are a virgin. All non-virgins understand.

And i wrote it like that cuz last time i posted a timestamp i had an american fuck trying to say what an obvious fake my pic is. Mind, the brit lads then jumped to my defence. It was sooo romantic lol
>> Anonymous
>>229877
I don't believe you. Whats in it for you?
>> Anonymous
>>229877
are you a stupid german girl?

then i'll show you my big cock
>> Stranger
>>229933
hilarious
>> Anonymous
>>229908
I demand less failing.
>> Anonymous
>>229943

Non virgins understand?, what the hell does that even mean?, what is there to understand exactly?, tell me who the hell considers a nasty ass bruise near your crotch (pale skin aside) attractive???
>> kanswer
>>229933
ASHAHAHAHAH
>> Anonymous
>>229952
sorry, are you a fucking virgin?
>> Anonymous
>>229957
this is \b\. everyone is.
>> Anonymous
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OP here, hay guise :D
>> Anonymous
>>229877
This thread is inherently fail because:

1.) There are literally millions of pictures of large cocks on the internet
2.) Photoshop is SO cash.
>> Anonymous
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Excuse the bruis...

Private show for the 4chaner with the biggest cock.
>> Anonymous
>>229959
First off, this is /hc/ not /b/.
Secondly, it's /b/ not \b\ you damn fuckwit.
gb2gaia kthxbye
>> Anonymous
>>229952

It's clearly a bruise from rough sex. Virgins might not know about rough and tumble shagging.
>> Anonymous
>>229945
>>229962

Lol your ignorant to think that this is the last step in getting a free show.
>> Anonymous
>>229968

I see but one tiny 13 yr old penis posted, why is that?

You're dying.
>> Anonymous
>>229967
<3
>> Anonymous
A different way of writing the date = stupidity?
Interesting. Sage it is.
>> Anonymous
>>229967
Yes, because only impacts sustained during sex can cause bruising.
>> Anonymous
>>229967
>>229974

Same whore.
>> Anonymous
>>229971
Silly virgin boy. Ignorance has latched on to you tonight. You assume my inbox is empty.
>> Anonymous
>>229967
Or it could just be a nasty bruise from someone doing a bad job trying to shoot up in the femoral artery. Course I see no needle hole, so I'm gonna say it's probably the rough sex thing.
>> Anonymous
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This thread is a waste of time.
>> Anonymous
>>229877
>>229980
>>229968
Whats the incentive for you?

Even if we did deliver we would have no idea if you would or not.

Go to LPSG.ORG

it stands for large penis support group.

enjoy, cockwhore.
>> Anonymous
How about a REAL woman for once?

I'm getting bored of flat ass anorexic chicks begging for attention :/
>> Sum d00d !4UjY1di7KI
The 4th of the 9th of the 8th?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Here in the real world we call today September 4th, 2008.
>> Anonymous
>>229978
A young man trying desperatly to prove to himself that his virtue doesnt separate him from the people that are actually getting some.
>> Anonymous
>>229980

I bet it is :D, if I were a virgin I might have been interested.
But I get to stick it in a much more healthy looking piece every night.
>> Anonymous
>>229877
how old are you anyway?
>> Anonymous
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>>229877

Hey op girl, are you friends with this guy by any chawnce?
>> Anonymous
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Because a penis thread is a penis thread, trolling notwithstanding. The call is given, and we must answer.
>> Anonymous
>>230001
<3
But i have that one already so its fail. The winnar shal be converted into a camwhore by the time the nights through.
They always are : )

And anon, thanks for the penis link. I shal add to my ever-growing collection.

As for my age: if youre a virgin than im probably older than you.
>> Anonymous
>>230011
I am, which by your logic should make you at least 23?
>> Anonymous
i don't have the biggest member but i trade you over 9000 internets for a private show, yes?
>> Anonymous
>>230001
ffs take care of your fingernails!
>> Anonymous
>>230017
About there, yes.

>>230023
What about everything else?
>> Anonymous
you're so obese OP
>> Anonymous
>>230034
Ooh noes! Whatever will i do?

I know! Come to 4chan and laugh at virgins!
>> Anonymous
>>230030
out of interest, what makes you think a private show will stay private?
>> Anonymous
>>230030
What else?
>> sage sage
in every field
>> Anonymous
>>230041
After a guy works for it hes not likely to share it. I have done this dozens of times and not once has my work showed up anywhere.
>> Anonymous
>>230063
somehow this all seems fake. I'm not going to bite. but troll, trap or genuine camwhore, I wish you luck.
>> Anonymous
>>230078
Make a fake e-mail real quick and ill prove it to ya.

And thanks for the well-wishes. Im sure ill be back in a few days for moar
>> Anonymous
did OP ever deliver?
>> Anonymous
I have in the past (i did Monday) but not tonight. Just some friendly conversation.