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Anonymous
Hey guys,

maybe someone can give me some advice.

My girlfriend is using "the Pill".
She is against abortion.

There lies the problem,
what if she gets pregnant? I am screwed then,
thats why I use condoms, but she gets pissed at it.

What should I do? Any way I can convince her NOT to hate abortion?

In return: some sex
>> Anonymous
Falcon punch. Newfag
>> Anonymous
in the pooper
>> Anonymous
>>178779
anal sex actually leads to pregnancy a lot - because people have it without protection, not realizing the "dribble down" effect.

the pill if more effective than condoms - if she uses it properly. there is the pill for men, if you want. and also injections.

you should be pretty good - otherwise out comes mr. coat hanger, grandpa vaccume, mrs. flight of stairs, and little brother stomach punch.
>> Anonymous
Get her pregnant and leave her. She'll love abortion.
>> Anonymous
Why doesn't she want you to use condoms? I'll tell you why. Because she's a crazy bitch who's so desperate for children that she's willing to go off the pill without telling you. Then where will you be? On the hook for child support, that's where, nigger. What you need to do is lay down the fucking LAW. Teach that bitch a lesson old testament style. I mean some serious beating-within-an-inch-of-her-life shit. You can thank me later.
>> me as me
yeah! woho! Fuck condoms! Lets fuck how long we can and scratch womb every 3th month!

If someone is against abortion is sic.
If someone isn't against abortion is sic to.

It all depends of the situation, when she'll get pregnent MEABY she'll change mind, but to this moment there are normal pills, condoms, injections, pills "day after".

If you can't handle her decision leave her
If you leave her that means you didn't ever loved her (no, i'm not talking about sex, look deeper =.=).
If you never loved her - you was with her for sex.
If you were with her for sex, you've never deserved for sex.

>>178793
you're male, aren't you?
>> Anonymous
>>178857
what the shit
>> Anonymous
>>178859
female logic
>> Anonymous
link to sauce
please

>>178775
>> me as me
>>178863

so thats sad cous i'm male and
suprise, you're wrong! I'm stright. Just looking for something more than "gooood old in and out"
but yeah... this is LOGIC, and i think your logic starts on your dick's base and ends at it's end well, i think i'm proud of being male who thinks sometimes like female.
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Go drink your milk and go get fun with your stick Alex =.=
>> Anonymous
Might I suggest nothing but anal and oral sex then? If the bitch wants to be able to get pregnant by going off the pill without telling you, at least make her suffer for it.
>> Anonymous
Protip: Get the snip!
>> Anonymous
>>178871
You definitely aren't male. If you are, you have absolutely no business coming to this board, hell, no business even coming to 4chan.
>> Anonymous
fuck the ass, FUCK THE ASS!!
>> Anonymous
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Go pick up a hooker they don`t care about rubber`s
>> Anonymous
>>178901
Actually, most do. Their pimps tend to realize paying for abortions or having hookers getting obvious STD's or even dying from things tends to be bad for business.

Every once in awhile you MAY get one who will do a blowjob or handjob without a condom, but even those are rare.
>> Anonymous
Um, the obvious answer is to not go out with her anymore. You don't need someone that's that logically impared to be a candidate for your life partner.

If you love her, I'm sorry, there's other fish in the sea. Every guy has that "one girl" they would fuck in a heartbeat if they weren't in a relationship; there's your backup plan right there.

Love is a complex chemical fixed action pattern that your body produces in order to make you feel more comfortable when mating. Friendliness is of the same origin, inb4 "that's potentially really gay", but it is.

So, be her best friend. =)
>> Anonymous
>>178933

oops, impaired* lulz
>> Anonymous
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some rules are to bend if she looks like this hot babe
>> Anonymous
sauce on OP needed

now
>> Anonymous
>>178857
>yeah! woho! Fuck condoms! Lets fuck how long we can and scratch womb every 3th month!
What the shit does that even mean?

>If someone is against abortion is sic.
>If someone isn't against abortion is sic to.

>It all depends of the situation, when she'll get pregnent MEABY she'll change mind, but to this moment there are normal pills, condoms, injections, pills "day after".
People have the right to make decisions and stick by them. This guy is being responsible by assuming that his girlfriend will stick to her convictions.

>If you can't handle her decision leave her
>If you leave her that means you didn't ever loved her (no, i'm not talking about sex, look deeper =.=).
People can fall out of love. Or, they can be in love and realize that the person they were in love with wasn't the person they thought they were.

>If you never loved her - you was with her for sex.
>If you were with her for sex, you've never deserved for sex.
See above point.

>>178871
I'm sorry, but we have words to describe people who think that logic is gender exclusive and that anyone who falls out of love was just in it for the sex. None of the words springing to mind are "logical."

tl;dr you are wrong in every way possible.
>> Anonymous
FALCOOOOOOOOOON

PUNCH!
>> Anonymous
>>178857
You just made my head hurt.
>> Anonymous
>>178857
You fucking foreigner, learn to speak english properly before posting on an english language board.
>> Anonymous
>>179039
2CH IS FOR NIHON
4CHAN IS FOR AMERICAN
>> Anonymous
>>178775
This cant be real
No male thats not a juvenile punk ass could really think this way............
>> Anonymous
Vasectomy.
>> Anonymous
If she gets pregnant, make her lots of cups of hot tea. With pennyroyal.

Look it up online if you want, it's a traditional herbal abortifacient.
>> Anonymous
use a condom, she will understand your fears if she is a worthwhile girlfriend. You are only trying to be cautious and it will ultimately help both of you.
>> Anonymous
haven't ANY of you heard of a diaphragm, spermicidal gel, spermicidal film, spermicidal inserts, or ANYTHING like that?!
>> Anonymous
Girls who don't agree with abortion get them all the time! They just believe that in their particular case, it's moral.

She'll love it once it becomes a necessity, but use a condom anyways.
>> Anonymous
>>178775
Just tell her you don't trust her not to sleep around and pick up a bug. She'll understand.
>> Anonymous
If I girl told me she was against abortion, she'd never see my dick without a condom, not until I had my tubes tied.
>> Anonymous
What should you do? Find a pro-choice girlfriend......
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
lol kick her in the nuts
>> cmponme
the pill is an attempt at not getting preggo. if she does, and she knows you are against having a baby then dump her and sign away your rights. hate to give the ultimatum but if she knows you don't want a baby and she lets herself get prg. anyway...then tell her it's either you (an abortion) or her by herself (a baby).
>> Anonymous
>>180015
you can't sign away parental rights as far as child support goes, in the USA. You're paying for that child until it turns 18 no matter what.
>> Anonymous
I fail to see the problem therein.
>> Anonymous
>>178775
Kick her in the stomach really hard, many times, until she bleeds out of her vagina. Wait 5 hours, then take her to the emergency room. She won't be able to have babies after that.
>> Anonymous
>>180034

SHE IS AGAINST ABORTION
THATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM
>> Anonymous
OP you are a textbook example of someone unable to accept the consequences of having sex. You should do society a favor and stick to your hand until you mature more and get a job.
>> Anonymous
>>180091

Truth. I can't afford the "consequences" of having sex.That's why I use condoms you fucking idiot.
And that's why I want her to keep taking the pill.
>> Anonymous
IUD
>> Anonymous
why would you have sex with a pro-lifer?
>> Anonymous
>>178775
OP, if she actuallys gets into the situation where she may NEED an abortion, Her views will change. She'll suddenly not be so "anti-abortion"

Women are hypocritical like that.
>> Anonymous
"THE PILL"

now a meme
>> Anonymous
Lets get serious here guys. Now, whats the name of the girl on the right in the pic?
>> Anonymous
A guy at my mother's new mans work had it done to him - he got a girl pregnant and she refused to have it aborted. He was stuck on paying child support for 18 years. Seriously, fellow Anon, DO NOT put yourself in this situation. Avoid it like cancer, by either a) leaving her or b) keep on insisting on using a condom.
>> Anonymous
most girls, upon getting inconveniently pregnant themselves, immediately find abortion to be perfectly acceptable.
>> Anonymous
start having anal or just finish in her mouth. or use spermicidal lube in the cooter
>> Anonymous
VASECTOMY

SRSLY
>> Anonymous
i would suggest sticking to the condom, because she has the pill to prevent, you have your condom.
leaving the condom away and a little forgetting or payback thoughts from her will get you screwed for the rest of your life
>> Anonymous
>thats why I use condoms, but she gets pissed at it.
what.the.fuck.
I think you are lying out the ass in this part, I can practically guess it is you who is pissed.
>> Anonymous
Vasectomy. No lie. Works for me.

Only a few minutes under the knife, a day or so of sore balls, a couple days of bruising, then PRESTO.

I'm telling you, it's SO liberating to not have to use fucking condoms, the pill, IUD, blah blah fucking shit. If you want to have kids later you just get a nut tapped and artificially knock her up, shit happens all the time now.
>> Anonymous
I dunno. I'm a woman and I hate condoms. If I'm going to have some rubbery feeling thing in me, I might as well be using a vibrator.

Tell her that she either gets fixed, you use condoms, or there's no sex.
>> Anonymous
OP pic have a source, other than reality kings?
>> Anonymous
girls like it when you cum their pussies but i'm with you dude if she gets pregnant you got a kid who you gotta take care of forever. fuck her w/out condom but when you gotta cum put it in her pooper if she'll let you
>> Anonymous
>>178775
She takes the pill, just fill her up with your delicious man-juice.

Else, deepthroat.
>> Anonymous
>>180254

I am not lying. I don't want her to get pregnant...I would love to do it without a condom but it's too dangerous, I don't trust the pill. I am pissed that she doesn't want to take the pill anymore because I am using condoms...so fucking stupid.
>> Anonymous
I've had 3 gfs who were on the pill that I didn't use a condom with. with one of them I filled her up every time, even though I'm a cumshot guy. she thought they were gross. with the other two I filled them up every now and then but mainly pulled out and came on their face, tits, stomach or ass. there was another girl who wasn't on the pill who had an abortion. I hate condom sex but I hate the idea of being a dad too.
>> Anonymous
also: if you have a vasectomy, don't you shoot less?
>> Anonymous
>>180297
The pill is the most effective form of contraceptive. If you trust her enough to take it every day at the exact same time of day, without lying to you, then you really have very little to worry about. You also have to understand that taking the pill really screws with their body. They are very prone to dramatic mood swings. Although their boobs do get awesome when they are on the pill...
>> Anonymous
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>>180300
No. I had a vasectomy when I was 22 so I could screw my then-girlfriend with wild abandon, and there haven't been any negative effects. I did stop trying to convince sluts in college that we could do it without a condom though after my buddy got the herp. Most chicks either thought it was weird, or the ones who thought I might be husband material got angry when I told them, lol - like 'damn now I cant just get pregnant and make him propose'.
I'm 29 now and the piece of mind has been great.
Oh and with insurance it was only like $50 or something.
>> Anonymous
>>180300

I've had a vasectomy for six years and I've never shot a single load that was any weaker than before. Everything that affects your load before the vasectomy still affects it afterwards as far as semen volume; sperm count of course is nil. Which is the point.

The lack of sperm carries almost zero weight, if you have big loads now you will still have them afterwards.
>> Anonymous
adoption is always an option if you do knock her up.

pulling out works too, like you said.

if she doesnt want it in her, or the both of you are afraid of it going in there, its gonna have to go somewhere else.

there are also alternative female contraception that can be use in lieu of the pill OR in conjunction with. like female condoms and the nuva ring, etc. they all seem like a pain in the ass though.

blow it on her stomach or in her mouth, thats my vote.
>> Anonymous
>>180309
but, I'm really into the whole 'shooting big cumshots' thing and I heard that it doesn't help with that, it unhelps...
>> Anonymous
>>180313

"You heard" wrong. Seriously, go see a urologist, study it on REAL MEDICAL WEBSITES, not the fucking asshole of the internet. Loads are not reduced, just the microscopic sperm.
>> Anonymous
read up on how much sperm is in seminal fluid, it's like 1%

your cumshots will only be 99% as big as before. your fetish is safe
>> me as me
>>178992

yeah, right...
The shit is about idea that abortion is the best of the best or atlast that "this chcick must be fucked up" if she is against it. Well "why buy condoms when we have abortion?"

anyway i just looking on things in difrent way. For me when this kind of problem ends relationship that was never love (i link this idea with fiew posts hire based on the concept "Fuck-baby-leave). And (in my opinion) when he knew about her appointment he shouldn't ever start with her anything(but if he found that problem aaafter some time well, that changes the case).
And yeah i might be wrong in your opinion, that's your opinion.
>>179593

anyway, what's that word?

>>179039
oh and where are you from? For me true and correct english is only in UK and meaby my english is crappy like hell (well.. it IS crappy like hell) but it's still much better than this strange quasi english that we can hear somewhere in US

>>179053
me be too dumb to understand what you speak

>>178933that's sad :<
anyway i believe there is something more than just chemy
>> Anonymous
>>180311

adoption is horrible :(
I would prefer abortion but she doesn't want it.

And pulling out doesn't seem like the brightest idea I guess...

I fucked her a couple of times and cum inside her, and then I was so fucking paranoid, that I waited for her period, and I was happy when she started to bleed.

Horrible. Just horrible. Why is it so easy for a girl to get pregnant? Fucking Nature.

I just hope she won't drop the pill, otherwise I will be pissed and tell her to GTFO
>> me as me
>>178896

my buisness is to pissing you off (and yeah i have too much time). And about my sex.. i could expose my penis using my scanner but it's little comon hire well, you can also suck my dick and after that you shouldn't have any doubt about my grender -.-
>> Anonymous
>>180350
Internet white knight and tough guy. I hope you feel content with yourself after a hard day on the internet saving the reputations of girls you've never met, and probably will never meet.
>> Anonymous
>>180350
sandnigger or chink?
>> Anonymous
>>180335

well if she is on the pill and consistent about it then pulling out isnt really a huge deal. technically you should be up to 99% safe if she is good with the pill, so pulling out gives a little piece of mind... though not a lot.

good luck man.
>> me as me
>>180335

anyway, this isn't good idea to talking about real problems in place like this one.

and well... you respect her thinking about abortion yeah? So she should recpect your need to use condoms. If you can't talk with her about that cous she get pissed off that's another problem and it shows that there is something really wrong. First talk albout talking then talk about sex and when you'll have same problems, go find another forum...
>> Anonymous
>>180361
you don't know many women, do ya?
>> me as me
>>180353
Tough like everyone in internet my frend and yeah i prefer to be white knight than sacrastic bastard, thats way harder.
And Nah, thats just my evening play after real fkd day and that girl may be realy fucked whore i dont care about her, i just talking about concept, diffrent look on important parts of life.

>>180356
suburban box worker -.-
in fact all america is made by sandniggers or chinks, real Americans were killed long time ago.