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Anonymous File :-(, x)
so, seeing as there are like minded anons out there, what's the best watersports activity you've been involved with?
My current GF is fine with watersports, and she's been slowly corrupted by my naughty ideas and her love of petty vengeance.
At the end of June, her family went on vacation, except for her coked-out sister, who "couldn't get time off work". Concerned for the safety of the house, the parents asked GF to look in on the house every so often. Second day they're gone, we look in. Sure enough, empty beer bottles everywhere and full ashtrays on every table, as well as other party accouterments like strangely sticky floors and the smell of smoke and unwashed bodies. She also left the dog with no water or food. We found her eating cigarette butts out of one of the ash trays.
So we look around the house, her furious. after noting down the everything that was moved/gone, my wonderful GF strides into the middle of the floor (aparently where the dog goes to leave a mess if frustrated), wiggles out of her pants and squats on the carpet.
As she pisses a mighty stream right into the carpet, she looks down and says "my dog is too fucking polite to complain, so I'm going to do it for her."
The next day, when we came back, the sister is around with her stoner buddies, but the carpet vac is unpacked and lying next to the spot she left a puddle on.
I love my GF.
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