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Food in pussy? Can it affect her? Anonymous
Ok, stupid question to be asking here, but I'll try. What's the harm, right (besides doing barrel rolls while attempting to stick it in her pooper before becoming an hero)? Anyway, my girlfriend and I love to play with her pussy. She loves it. I love it. It's a loving experience. We've begun to experiment with food, though. The first things we put inside were Blow Pops (Cherry and Strawberry, I personally enjoyed the Cherry), then we did grapes, ice cream, and chocolate syrup. The question is, will this affect her in any way? Like, will it affect her ph balance or whatever that is? What sorts of foods should we avoid?

In return a vulva. Not hers, btw. If I had a camera that good, I'd be posting her, but I don't.
>> Anonymous
You should probably stick to solids that won't leave anything inside her.
I don't see how leaving bits of food stuff in her cunt could be at all sanitary or healthy. I mean, THINK about it.
>> Anonymous
Short answer: Yes

Long answer: No, go ahead and keep it up champ!
>> Anonymous
as far as i know, if your going to use anything that can leave residue, it 'could' lead to yeast infection. Of course this probably depends on her sensitivity to such events.

However i see no reason not to experiment and find out, even if she does, just stay out of it for a week, get it treated and don't do it again. If she doesn't, enjoy the cherries ;)
>> Anonymous
>will it affect her ph balance
I think you should be worrying more about infections, instead of the acidic content of your "girlfriend's" vagee.
>> Anonymous
>>"The question is, will this affect her in any way?

Not if she's a frequent doucher.
>> Anonymous
>>99505

lol
>> Anonymous
>>99502
Vaginal infections can be brought on by pH changes. If you weren't a virgin maybe you'd know.
>> Anonymous
>>99509
Just because my dick doesn't give chicks infections doesn't mean I'm a virgin.
>> Anonymous
Lern to vagina.

My God.

ANYTHING with sugar in it is going to boost the chance of her getting a yeast infection. I'm also talking a killer yeast infection where you can't go near it because its foaming yellow and green slime.

Effecting the ph balance is something that will leave her open to infection and further yeast problems.

Get some damn toys. Use your hands. Use Vegetables. Get some flavoured lube.
>> Anonymous
>>99511
Just aids, eh?

Yes, food can be dangerous if she's not careful. Make sure she cleans good because anything left in there will bring on bacteria, as they just love warm, moist areas.
>> Anonymous
Anything that has yeast and/or sugar should be avoided like the plague. Fruits that haven't had their surface compromised (like whole grapes and strawberries, heck even oranges and apples) are fine, but if you expose the inner fleshy part (with the citric acid and sugars) then you are looking at a yeast infection most likely.
>> Yes! Just choose it right ZLM
yep. Can cause an inffection becose you can let residuals, and bacteria and fungus love sweet, warm, wet place, as much as we do. If you were a bacteria or a fungus, would´nt you love been in a pussy 4 ever? Try avoid sweet stuff. Concentrate in the well cleaned, hard and non spike vegetables (with shell) that are more unprobable to leave residuals, harm, or have bact. (if well washed w/ soap and sponge) than fluid and sweet or, like you said Ham or any other meat.
Be happy and do not eat to much or you will have a congestion in stomic while banging...
>> Anonymous
My sister once had to remove a potato from a girl in the ER.
>> Anonymous
Liquids, like honey and syrup, are really better suited for external use (read breasts). Labia is probably safe as long as you lick it clean before penetrating her with anything.
>> Anonymous
Stick to hard, phallic vegetables. Use condoms on them and there is no chance for residue and you are essentially good to go.

Sugar is bad, don't touch it. Anything that leaves residue is bad, avoid it. Leaving anything inside her that isn't supposed to be will result in a trip to the ER or her gyno. Either case you best bet you are worth the trouble keeping.

Seriously though, you are better off using harder objects and not food. If you're cheap, well cleaned (boiled in water) and thick glass bottle is fine and dandy. If you don't mind dropping twenty dollars buy her some real toys. Poke around online and it's not hard at all finding a cheap, but safe solid glass or medical silicon toy, both of which you can sterilize in boiling water for fifteen minutes.
>> Anonymous
OP has no girlfriend. Seriously, ice cream? Chocolate syrup? If OP isn't trolling, congratulations - you just made your girlfriend's vagina a cess pit of disease and infection.
>> Anonymous
>>99560
Mmm, nothing like boiling dildo, butt plugs and ball gags in the morning...
>> Anonymous
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>>99565
Lol, what would compel someone to think this is a good idea? op should think before he does things.
>> Anonymous
Seriously, seriously do not put anything sugary into her vagina. All women have yeast naturally present. The result of adding sugar will not, in this case result in a tasty beverage.
>> Anonymous
>>99560

Fail, I'm a body piercer & have many certificates & completed many courses in sterilization, some specific to things that get placed inside VAGINAS, BOILING IS NOT STERILIZING. The only way to clean something like glass (& that shit better be pyrex) is to autoclave it, & nothing should go in one of them if it ain't been through an ultrasonic sterilizer first.

check yo'self
>> Anonymous
>>99495
Doing that makes you gay.
>> Anonymous
>>99685
>>The only way to clean something like glass (& that shit better be pyrex) is to autoclave it

ah - since when does certificate in body piercing make you an expert on sterilization? If you put glass in water with sufficient bleach, it will be sterilized. Don't believe it? Then take you education a little further than boddy piecing school, go to college take some bio & chem, do the experiment, and get the results
>> Anonymous
Im a geneticist.

If you had an autoclave, that would be snazzy. Otherwise boil it and ignore that faggot.
>> Anonymous
yup, sugar is BAD.

all that chocolate syrup you used was a really stupid fucking idea.
>> Anonymous
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Just buy one of these and test her pH after every time, if it is out then add some chlorine, or some stabiliser.
>> Anonymous
OP here
Ok, I'm reading a lot of "use real toys" and such. What I'm seeking to do, though, is eat the sweets out of her. If it's veggies and fruits I have to use, then I'll just need to resort to that. Otherwise, thank you for the advise.
>> Anonymous
sugar is bad, things that leave a residue or might break off are bad. just get her a vibrator/dildo

sugar will encourage yeast infections and douching it out is also not a great idea since it harms the vagina chemistry.
>> Anonymous
Thats hot OP. If you already did syrup with no problems then do what ever you want. google around. You can put baking yeast in her vagina to fight infections as a precaution
>> Anonymous
This anon is curious what is tyhe worst shit to stick in a vag? I've heard sand is one of the worst and annoying up there.

ANyone ?
>> Anonymous
>>100354
uran
>> Anonymous
>>99512

listen to this man.

also, OP, I don't think you have a girlfriend.
Enjoy your fantasy though.
>> Anonymous
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>>100354
Your dick. VAGINA DENTATA! Vagina dentata!
>> Anonymous
This is the most horrible, totally disgusting thing I have ever done to myself. I can't believe this is happening. I can't even think straight right now. My vagina, right now, is filled with rotting meat and hundreds of squirming, repulsive, disgusting maggots. I'm now completely fucking insane, I know it.

I've called off of work, and I'm lying naked in my bed right now. This is where I'm staying until it's all over. I've already peed in the bed twice, and I've barely slept. Just a few minutes at a time, I think. I've also puked on myself once and I can't even count how many times I've cum so far. Oh yeah, it feels like I'm stuck in this kind of continuous orgasm and I haven't even been touching myself. It's just the maggots moving inside my cunt. I can't describe the feeling. I can't believe this is happening.

My babies are in me now. My babies, my sick, repulsive little spawn. Inside me now. Just what I wanted so long. Just what I deserve.

Every now and then one of them starts slitherig up onto my tummy and I have to flick it back down between my legs.

I'll write some more later when I'm making better sense...
>> xanon
>>99560
> If you're cheap, well cleaned (boiled in water) and thick glass bottle is fine and dandy.

Beer bottles, FTW!
>> Anonymous
>>99685
> The only way to clean something like glass (& that shit better be pyrex) is to autoclave it,

Yep. I've gotta get me one of those. You do know, however, they've found some thermophile bacteria that can survive in temperatures higher than an autoclave reaches.
>> Anonymous
>>100392
Holy fuck, someone post a screenshot of the original thread this copypasta is from. I NEED IT. PLEASE.
>> Anonymous
The real question is can she taste it.
>> Anonymous
If you are going to use anything with a lot of sugar make sure you dont leave it in her cuz she will get a yeast infection. Yeast feads on sugar. You should be fine though. Try popsicles, the cold adds for a different feel and you can get ones that have fun shapes that feel good.
>> Anonymous
>>100392
Wtf... Please, this is ridiculous. Was this a rtp, or a copypasta???
>> Anonymous
>>100446
>>100463
http://rdk.homeip.net/blowfly_girl/so_ready.html
>> Anonymous
>>99685
Even my penis?
>> Anonymous
I would say avoid hot peppers, and venison.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/deertongue.asp
>> Anonymous
>>100488
wow. Ty.