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Girlfriend's/Wives farting? Anonymous
My buddy and I were drunk last night and he was telling me about his wife farts around him like its nothing ever since he got engaged. I don't think he was shitting me, but she doesn't seem like the kind of girl to do this.

I'v never been in a long term relationship, but is this stuff normal? When you get serious with a girl will she do stuff like this around you or not? It pretty gross.
>> Anonymous
i wish ANY of my past girlfriends would have farted. my first girlfriend burped alot but pfft that shit is lame. i need the smell before i can make them feel guilty.
>> Anonymous
only if you do it and if your a guy that is expected ... so dont fart around them ... its gross for us too
>> Anonymous
i've never been amused/impressed by farting or burping. friends/girlfriends alike need to keep that shit to themselves, and i'll do the same.
>> Anonymous
It's true

I had 3 long terms, all of them would fart around me and it was a cock block. Sorry babe, but if you stink up my car on the way home from a date, then don't be angry if im not going to fuck your nasty self as soon as I get in the door.
>> Anonymous
OP LISTEN CLOSELY, GIRLS ARE JUST AS GROSS AS GUYS I AM IN A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP, I LIVE WITH HER. IT IS PURE HELL, SHE FARTS ALL THE TIME HAS FORGOTTEN HOW TO SUCK DICK CORRECTLY LIKE SHE USED TO DO, SHE AND EATS COMPLAINS ALOT AND IS GENERALLY LAZY AND A COMPLETE SLOB. ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS. NEVER EVER LET THEM GET THE UPPER HAND IN BEING COMFORTABLE.
>> Anonymous
You have NO IDEA how gross girls really are untill you get married.

My wife farts around me all the time, even when I fuck her.

She also wears the same pair of pantys for 3 days in a row(if shes not on the rag) and refuses to flush after she takes a piss because "it saves money."

My wife is probably hotter than any women you nerds will get with too, but yeah, my point is, all girls are like this no matter how perfect they seem when you first date them.
>> Anonymous
Me and and my lady have farting and belching contests..in public too. then we go and gawk at the young girls
>> Anonymous
loled at this thread.

im in a long term 4+ yrs and she never farts on purpose. accidents have happened and i still make fun of her about it. of course i fart all the time, why not?
>> Anonymous
this thread is adding to the growing list of reasons why i may never get married.

best thing to do is set an example early on in relationship. dont do anything like that around her, and if it ever comes up, talk about how much you hate it. at the very least you might get an idea of how nasty she is.
>> Anonymous
You get use to it. Yeah its gross, but...its normal.

My wife doesn't even bother to take a shower before I lick her asshole, even if she took a dump that day. Im not into scat or anything, but...whatever dude, she's your wife, lick her up and down no matter how dirty she is.
>> Anonymous
>>183803
lies.

ITT: a couple of whipped faggots.
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I smell this woman's poo-gas every day.

Seriously, you get use to it. The only thing that really bothers me anymore is something already brought up, when they take a shit with the door open.

On the bright side, the longer you date them and the grosser they get, the more open minded they also get. I've had flings, and non of them were willing to get as kinky as my long term gf does. No licking my asshole, no role play rape, no anal, just vanilla sex.
>> Anonymous
I get turned on by smelling a girl's fart, so whatever
>> Anonymous
>>183811


rofl, she looks guilty
>> Anonymous
>>183811


Shes hot, id let her fart around me. I guess I can see your point.
>> Anonymous
I cant believe this has gotten so popular.

Yes, ALL girl will cut the cheese around you when you are dating them long term. Yes, you still want to fuck them.
>> Anonymous
Sure, my wife farts, usually as soon as she shuts the door when she gets home.
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>183752
>>183775
>>183777
>>183778
>>183792
>>183793
>>183799
>>183801
I cannot believe you people. It's a natural bodily function. EVERYBODY FUCKING DOES IT. Also, we're on fucking 4Chan. We're SUPPOSED to be the most disgusting people out there, the true face of the internet, etc, and you people are freaking out about FARTING? Holy shit grow a pair.
>> Anonymous
Farting is a non subject once they start to show streak marks in their thongs.

Im not joking or trolling either.
>> Anonymous
its called "the bait and switch" and yes it happens all the time to men because women are dishonest.
>> Anonymous
>>183752
I'd be dieing of laughter instead of getting pissed.
>> Anonymous
Scientific fact (really really): guys fart more, but girls' farts smell worse.
>> Anonymous
to be discrete is enough, i think. bodily functions are to be expected, and women are just as human as the rest of us. and if she farts during sex, realise it may be an involuntary response to having a dick stuck in her. faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>183798
You lucky son of a bitch
>> Anonymous
>>183895

Discrete has NOTHING to do with it

My ex would fart on my face when she was sitting on me when I was giving her oral. Sorry, but girls are not secretive about this stuff when you get to know them better.
>> Anonymous
>>183793

I'm right here smart ass. Watch your mouth or I'll tell them what i find in the laundry hamper at the end of the week.
>> Anonymous
>>183793She also wears the same pair of pantys for 3 days in a row(if shes not on the rag)

that is really fucking foul... i enjoy eating out women but a dirty/sweaty/unwashed vag smells so fucking rotten.
>> Anonymous
NATURAL BIOLOGICAL PROCESSES DISGUST ME
>> Anonymous
I dated a latina.

Never farted, but I did see shit bits in her asshole when I fuked her.
>> Anonymous
If you ever do anal, you'll see a girl fart in front of you. On you, most likely.
>> Anonymous
>>183916

This man knows his stuff.

girls fart when you fuck them in the ass, and you WILL get poop-dick sooner or later.
>> Anonymous
>>183905
I know, right? I would never even CONSIDER dating someone who farts, burps, urinates or shits. That's gross. Those people belong in zoos.
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>>183905
whoa
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Lies lies lies.

Girls never fart.
>> Anonymous
>>184171
lol rick roll
>> Anonymous
farts in the living room, farts under the covers. yes
vag napkins in the trashcan

being human is being human
>> Anonymous
>>184244
Doesn't mean that you can't try to hide it somewhat. :/
>> Anonymous
>>184235
>>184173

LOL dammit I thought that was hot until I read the name.
>> Anonymous
>>184235
FUKKEN LOL
>> Anonymous
>>184171

epic rickroll
>> Anonymous
http://www.superxhubs.de.vu/
>> Anonymous
Chicks farting is fuggin funny as shit
>> Anonymous
god my gf does that all the time to piss me off, when i take a shower, shell come in and take a shit.
>> Anonymous
>>183875
TY for these words of wisdom !!

Shit you kids crack me up....Your married or live together or even just b/g-g/f....YOU SHARE everything, thats what its all about. People fart, they shit, they vomit, etcetc.....ITS NORMAL Hell when I was married we didnt even close the door when we went to shit, even carrying on conversations from bedroom to restroom, etc
>> Anonymous
you all must be real assholes if you're really having this conversation.
I like dating human beings, ones which I can be myself around, and they can be themself around me, of all the sick shit I do, I don't even consider farting to be one of them, it's just a natural human activity.
>> Anonymous
I remember I used to coax an ex-girlfriend into farting around me. After almost a year and a half of going out, she caved in and finally let one rip around me. It was anticlimactic, silent, and not especially foul smelling. So I slammed my nose into her ass, and after many minutes of laughter, she explained that she would never fart in front of me again because it was the most disgusting thing I'd ever done.

You heard it here first, kids. Traumatise her first, and you never have to put up with it again.
>> Anonymous
Don't know what you guys are talking about. My lady's excretions smell like cinnamon rolls. Yum!
>> ­
we don't fart in front of each other and we don't shit in front of each other. We both think it's normal to do it yet it isn't just something that you would do anywhere else then alone in the toilet. Burping is something else... we try to do it louder than the other.
>> Anonymous
Farting in front of each other is just disgusting.

Now burping...that's completely diferent. We're always trying to burp louder than the other, and I always end up winning.
>> Anonymous
GOD, BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS GROSS ME OUT.

I DON'T DATE ANYONE WHO DIGESTS FOOD. THAT'S JUST SO FUCKING GROSS. ALMOST AS GROSS AS NEEDING AIR AND WATER TO LIVE.
>> Anonymous
I honestly am grossed out by biological natural functions of the human body. Even my own so I try to avoid people all together.
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>184327
Your girlfriend shits in the shower? Now that just isn't acceptable.

>>184405
No problem. It's pretty much common sense after all.

>>184464
...You only fart in the toilet? Seriously? Man do I want to stab you.
>> Anonymous
>>183792
Hellllllll YEAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.... Cuoldnt have said it better myself.
Dont let bitches fool you.


And also, what the other guy said.
Friends and girlfriends need to keep it to themselvs. I hate it when my guy freinds get comfortable enough around so that they fart every hour and a half.
Shits annoying. Then i break off the freindship.... nasty assholes.
>> Anonymous
me and my girl fart in eachothers mouths
>> Anonymous
>>184234
This was in my head the whole time reading this thread
>> Anonymous
>>184405
And your probably the sick guy that farts around all of his friends, and they probably cant stand you ass.
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brazilian girls will fart in your face in a heartbeat they get off on it
>> Anonymous
this had got my dick hard, please contnue
>> Anonymous
after about a year all the gross shit you do with your guy friends and the gross shit she does with her girl friends becomes funny to you especially farting on each other.