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ITT: Those who have put it in poopers share their thoughts and experiences.

I have stuck it in two different girls poopers and I can honestly say, depending on the girl, butt > vagoo
>> Anonymous
Butt > vagoo indeed. Lubricant of somekind and a submissive babe is all you need.
>> Anonymous
ive only stuck it in one and i didnt evn have enough time to get off. the pain of it actually made her go from drunk to sober in about 30 seconds.

my friend who has stuck in in 2 girls is all about the pooper now. something about makin her cry with pain while she gets off. even if he's in the vagoo he's got a thumb in her ass. lucky bastard. i'd punch him in the neck if we werent good friends.
>> Anonymous
It's more of a turn on than anything. It doesn't feel THAT much better and you can't go to town on a pooper like you can a vagoo.
>> Anonymous
>>112612

OP here. If a girl doesn't want to enjoy it she won't. She'll kinda make it painful for herself. For example my gf will occasionally take it in the ass if drunk and hilariously horny and she'll take it awesomely because she doesn't even know whats going on, ither times it'll suck.

I had a fling with this greek bird at work (/s/ material, absolute fucking, stunning, babe. No idea how I managed to flex her into bed) and she ASKED for it in the ass. I almost came at the proposition.
>> Anonymous
yeah that's all very interesting but "pics or it didn't happen" is also very interesting
>> Anonymous
>>112616
yea i had a girl tell me she wanted to try it in the ass back when i was underage b&, but i was too chickenshit and new to jam it in. fuckin regretting it now.
>> Anonymous
pussy > ass.

ass has no advantages nor does it feel any better, just slightly tighter. I prefer a tight pussy over ass any day.
>> Anonymous
>>112617
kinda hard to take pics when ur buzzed, the girl is nervous, and your hands are covered in vasoline.
>> Anonymous
>>112617

"OH, Pardon me, young miss. Might we stop for one moment so I may just take a photo on my digital camera so that one might post it to /hc/ on yonder 4chan?"

Yeah... Makes perfect sense.
>> Anonymous
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i've only ever stuck it pooper once, and from that expirience i'm going to say pussy is better than pooper but i'm definatley gonna do it again and i'm open to changing my opinion.

tl:dr pussy > pooper
>> Anonymous
i've put it in pooper once.

it was gritty. i assume that was lingering poop particles.

i still came but made damn sure to wash myself like a mother fucker.
>> Anonymous
I'm a girl. I've wanted to get fucked in the ass for a long time, so a while ago I asked my bf to do it (he was enthusiastic). The first time we tried he just could not get his dick in, despite copious lube and warming up with fingers. The second time, he JUST managed to get it in, then my insides felt like they were on fire and I almost screamed. (When I went to the bathroom to clean up, I had bled, not a little, from the ass.) I'm pretty submissive, and I like a little pain, but yeah, not so much like this

So, pussy > ass lol
(but I still really want to try)
(even though giving oneself an enema beforehand is difficult and messy ;_;)
>> Anonymous
yah, none of this ever happened...so, die.
>> Anonymous
>>112634

lets see pics of your asshole then
>> Anonymous
>>112612
actually i retract my previous statement a little. ive only stuck in her pooper once while she was fully concious of it. ive stuck it in before when she was sleeping and that was the fuckin megawin orgasm... but i dont really count that i guess. i mean, i only got the head in before she woke up so its not complete pooper to me....

also spit lube ftw. that shit works surprisingly well in the middle of the night. (if you cant already tell, im a resident of /b/)
>> Anonymous
It's awesome, girls just gotta loosen up and take it a few times before it gets pleasurable. My ex would get so wet from me fucking her asshole. Just use lube!!! or not, I would go to her ass after fucking her pussy for awhile and switch it up. Cum farts FTW! Good Luck anon!
>> Anonymous
>>112639
agreed. asshole pics for judging.
>> Anonymous
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>>112622
>>112627
are you thick? the point is: nobody wants to read your stories unless you provide some pics. 95% chance it is just another virgin making up stories after watching porn for 24 hours. If you don't have anything to back up... there is no point in telling it. This is 4chan goddamn
>> Anonymous
>>112664

Ah, shutup virgin.
>> Anonymous
ITT: pathetic virgins and their laughable guesswork fantasies.

for the record: vagina feels much better than a rectum.
>> Anonymous
>>112730
lies. ass > vagoo. Only had it from one girl, but it is WAY better.
>> Anonymous
been with about 25-30 wimminz, did anal with most.
whatever i am getting less of i prefer. i like to keep all holes open. in my opinion, women have three pussies, no questions asked.
poops=vagoo=head vagoo.
>> Anonymous
>>112610
I fucked a sheep in the ass once and let me tell you, lube is a requirement. I tried dry and the sheep started to bleed everywhere. The blood helped lub helped slick up its ass but then in bucked back and kicked me. I feel on the ground and it bit my dick off.

I would have taken a picture but I was like bleeding and had no dick so taking a picture wasn't the first thing on my mind.
>> Anonymous
I stuck it in the pooper and now I'm gay.
>> Anonymous
>>112782
Aw shit I lol'd
>> Anonymous
I licked my ex's asshole but she never let me stick it in her pooper :(
>> Anonymous
>>112782

only honest post ITT
>> Anonymous
I've fucked about 35 wommenz (5 were thai bar girls lol) and only fucked 2 in the arse, one was some dirty bird I met off manchester but apparently my dick was too big for her arse (even used lube) then my ex girlfriend let me do it and i came hard in her arse. She said she didnt really enjoy it but was sick of me asking me to let me nob her in the arse.

I'm seein a girl ATM who likes a finger up her arse but when i've sneakily tried to stick my dick in there she says no.

TBH Theres no point doing it if she doesnt enjoy it. I dont get off on girls not enjoying sex even if I am. Like that guy said, a girls got 3 pussies IMO
>> Anonymous
>>112798

whoops i meant met off myspace.. I fucked her in a hotel in manchester.
>> Anonymous
feels abot the same i think. just feels hotter and more taboo :D
>> Anonymous
>>112769
>>whatever i am getting less of i prefer

This is so much true I feel sick.
>> Anonymous
I like it when my guy plays with my ass, and the idea of anal sex gets me super wet. But we've only ever done full on anal twice and it's usually not as good as the fantasy. Pussy sex ftw, but ass play is usually a must if he wants me to get off fast.
>> Anonymous
ITT: LIES
>> Anonymous
<sigh> my gf hates anal sex but likes anal play. my personal kink is anal sex. I _really_ like anal sex. i don't really care if a girl wants to give head, i don't care if she is flat front and back, I just like to go down on her and split that pooper open. is it really to much to ask?

oh and to the femanon who said she liked the idea but the one time she tried it that it burned, be sure to use a dildo by yourself a few times till your ready for him. Lot easier to work yourself up with a dildo then it would be to go the whole anal route with him.
>> Anonymous
>>112830
No fucking kidding.
>> Anonymous
i love anal sex!!! it's bomb
>> Anonymous
>>112849
>i love anal sex!!! it's the bomb

fixed for the retard
>> Anonymous
my story: the Rohypnol wasnt strong enough.
>> Anonymous
>>112875

Finally an honest post.
>> Anonymous
Turd cutter > Vagoo

But then again, I have a scat and fart fetish, both of which makes the poop chute a gold mine for me.
>> Anonymous
it feels pretty good,but a lot of chicks either don't want to or they bitch about it enough that vagoo or bj is usually preferable for me. however, if you're fortunate enough to find a girl that's really into it, and i've met a few...you should consider keeping her around, i wish i would have
>> Anonymous
What's this? There are other kinds of sex besides Anal? That's all my girlfriend and I do, and I can't imagine anything else feeling better.
>> Anonymous
Have you ever tried Reaping?

I find the women on the recieving end of a good 'reap' is more than accomdating to a spot of anal buttsecks.
>> Anonymous
I find that I have to correct a retard out of insane levels of boredom.

"Anal buttsex"
As opposed to what other kind of buttsex?
Redundant retard is redundant
>> Orochi
I´ve fucked and cummed in my gf´s butt 4 times now, she is liking it more and more, but ok she dousnt beg me to do it but she´s wants to learn :)

The problem whit anal sex is that it feels too good so I have to pull out all the time, putting it in, pulling out, because when I start pumping her ass I cum 3sec later...

But yes it feels very good :)
>> Anonymous
Get a chubby (but not obese) girl with a wide butt. Chances are you won't need much lube at all for her pooper. And oh god it feels amazing. I felt like I was melting. Way better than pussy I think.
>> Anonymous
>>113038

>>Chances are you won't need much lube at all for her pooper.

That's fucking disgusting
>> Anonymous
pooper > vagoo

but not always worth the time for proper douching and relaxation. Also have to do it o a semi regular bases other wise she can't relax quick enough before becoming sore and the worst is when i can't finish in her. Only happens when i'm drunk because other wise i cum 10x faster, which is also annoying considering prep time.. its just so tight >.<
>> Anonymous
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>>113033

Dear Mr Ass-shat.

I wrote 'buttsecks' not 'buttsex', that in itself should of tipped you off that the entire comment was not meant to be particularly grammatically correct. If you want Shakespeare, fuck off to the library you sad cunt hole of a grammar Nazi.

No, you were not bored, if fact I will bet you are extremely interested in many of the posts here. While the rest of us visit these pages to find stomach churningly good filth, you only come here to correct everybodys grammar you fucking old lady, get back to your knitting!
>> nazi anon
colonel klink FTW!
>> Anonymous
>>113033
To answer your original question,

from your point of view, ‘buttsecks’ is when your father puts his dick in your mouth, ‘anal buttsecks’ is when he puts it in your ass.

Now put your little red pen away and stop correcting post you sad, lonely, boring, bastard.

It amazes me that a red blooded male can be surrounded by nakedness and only want to teach English grammar, what the fuck?
>> Anonymous
>>113081

congratulations on glorifying your own ignorance, grasping basic knowledge of spelling and grammar that you should have had mastered by 5th grade does not make one and old lady who knits
>> Anonymous
Trolling is fun
>> Anonymous
i hate to say it however his mastery of grammar is alright, buttseckxsz is slang and urbandictionary.com will confirm that. fap and gtfo of my /hc grammarfag
>> Anonymous
All trolls and liars.
>> Anonymous
>>113098

LOL, dude, you really don’t get the internet do you? Let me explain YOUR NOT SITTING YOUR ENGLISH LIT. EXAM!

People don’t follow the usual rules that apply to ‘English’, well, not when they are looking at pictures of chicks being bukaked, drinking Spunk or having their arsehole bunged out.

Ooops sorry, allow me to tidy up that sentence,

The populace of the internet do not often follow the strict rules pertaining to English grammar, particularly whilst they brows pictures of females receiving copious amounts of male ‘nut juice’-(oops sorry) ‘ejaculate’, ingesting semen or engaging in acts that will most likely result in their anus being forcibly gaped so that one may view their rectum.
>> Anonymous
>>113134
>brows
i see what you did thar
>> Anonymous
>>113033
>>113098

Fucking hell! I can’t believe you’re STILL ‘going on’ about my ‘buttseck’ comment! Christ!

Mr troll/Grammar Nazi,

You seem to have forgotten to use a full stop (or ‘period’ to our US brothers) in you first ‘bitch post’ and the capital ‘C’ in your second ‘bitch post’.

And
“should have had mastered” – (messy)
“does not make one and old lady who knits”- (makes no sense)

You could have constructed that sentence/s better by adding a full stop after ‘ignorance’ and then starting the second sentences with, ‘You fail (which is something your used to) to grasp the… ‘

You could have then placed a full stop after ‘grade’, and started your third sentence with the words ‘This’…

That post really is a mess, (a bit like your mother really) but at least is would have been a better constructed mess.

Evidently you didn’t master punctuation, spelling, grammar or sentence construction in the 5th grade.

SEE YOUR NOT THE ONLY OE WHO CAN CORRECT POST!

Maybe you should try rereading your posts before you submit them or criticise my grammar.

Now FUCK OFF!
>> Anonymous
ITT: faggots. Why don't you queers just fuck other guys. They have assholes too. I hope you all die of aids.
>> Anonymous
>>113134
best post evar
>> Anonymous
>>113171
sekondead
>> Anonymous
>>113134

>rectum

damn near killed em!
>> Anonymous
I do not like sticking it in her pooper. It is painfully tight for me.
>> Anonymous
ass is always better, you can cum in it with no worries of preggos
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my wife and i both love anal... she gets off to it as much as i do... just takes some tiem to get used to go for it while u eat her out and see what she does... Thats how we started...
>> Anonymous
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Like it or not Anal, even with a girl, = Ghey.


It's all about teh pussy.
>> Anonymous
my ex enjoined gettin it in the pooper. like it too will do it again, some day, hopefully.. xD
>> Anonymous
brown eye > hatchet wound
Its tighter and more degrading to women
>> Anonymous
I love buttsecks, it's just like fucking a man, only... no wait, it's exactly like fucking a man. Holy shit, we're all fags. /revelation
>> Anonymous
>>113315

hahaha, ye true
>> Anonymous
Anal when she's on her back is amazing... but it doesn't feel as nice as vagoo without a condom
>> Anonymous
I'm 34 and must have fucked at least 50 buttholes, many of them lots of times. I've also not fucked a lot of asses if the girl not been into it. I must state that there are many different sorts of poopers, some people have 'thicker skin' than others, some tear up and get sore too fast for buttsex. Some can take a good hard long assfucking without getting sore. A good lube and taking time to relax is always a good starting point, but people are individual, so are their rectums.
>> Anonymous
>>113134

>ingest
>> Anonymous
My boyfriend and I have tried anal a few times. The first time was the easiest actually, I guess it was how we were doing it, and he came in my ass. But the second time we were laying differently and it hurt a little more. The last time we tried, I stopped him right off the bat because it hurt like HELL. Lol. I guess we should try a different position. XD
>> Anonymous
My GF takes pooper but somtimes it hurts her... Only somtimes, if you warm up enough with fingers then its fun and she loves it ^^ done pooper like 2-3 times, I suppose only advantage is it's more kinky and tighter.
>> Anonymous
i'm totally jealous. my last girlfriend who was awesome in the sack didn't even let me tickle her asshole with my finger, so i'm still an anal virgin. looking foward to that day, maybe hopefully probably not.