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Anal Anonymous
I have a two part question:

What did you say to your girlfriend to try and convince them to have anal sex? and Did it work?
>> Anonymous
roofies
>> Anonymous
>>74855

Not a saying, but valid point.
>> Anonymous
who is the chick in the pic
>> Anonymous
Katja Kassin.

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>> Anonymous
*jokingly i kind of blatantly stated

"yeah i would so fuck you in the ass"

and she said "really?"

"yeah why would you ever be interested in doing that?"

"well um idk i never really like, i guess i was always curious but idk, im nervous"

"well i can tell you kind of want to, lets just try it and see what happens"

"ok :}"
>> Anonymous
This is relevant to my interests.
>> sagosity Anonymous
I asked.
She said I could stick it in her but if she could stick it in my butt.
I dropped the issue, she keeps asking. Now this crazy bitch wants to fuck my in the ass with a strap on.
PROTIP: Don't ask a crazy chick if you can fuck her in the ass.
>> Anonymous
I said 'bend tha fuck over bitch'.

Nah, but seriously...kinda similar story to this anon>>74883except there is no agreed timeframe for me to
receive...she just keeps saying she'll do it 'one day'

I don't really care if she does or not. Might be cool..?
>> Anonymous
I wanted it in the butt (I am a girl), so I just told him that it would be fun to put it in my butt, and as a girl I didn't need to convince.
>> Anonymous
This worked on my ex. It'll work for pretty much anyone unless they're an ultra fucking conservative. Do it slowly over a long period of time. Now, in between each step, remember to talk to her about how she felt and remind her that there is nothing gross about it, it's just something that feels good for her.

Step 1) First, get her comfy with doggy style. Then while you're fucking her cunt, wet your finger and play with her asshole. If she reacts favourably, slip a finger in her ass just a little bit. If she enjoys it, go as deep as you dare but don't do much more with this just yet.

Step 2) Buy a vibrator. One that's not much bigger then your thumb or index finger. Same thing again. Start fucking her doggy style and teasing her asshole. Then turn the vibe on and tease her ass with it. If she's a freak, she'll be going off at this point. Asshole = ultra fucking sensitive area. If she goes nuts at this point, lube her up a little and slip the vibe in.

The aim of this process is to get her used to having gradually bigger items in her asshole over a long period of time. It's a rare case to find a chick that is actually ok with the "OMFG I slipped" trick. But if you get them used to it, they will be more receptive of it.

Step 3 ) Buy a bigger vibe, one about the same size as your dick. Here is the tricky bit.

Fuck her doggy style as usual. Follow with ass teasing as described above. This time, dont just fucking spit on her ass or whatever, actually use lube and start using the smaller vibe on her. Get her warmed up. Then, stop fucking her cunt and slip the bigger vibe in there, all the while, still fucking her ass slowly with the little vibe. Chicks start to lose control with two vibes, moreso if the bigger one has a rabbit bit that tickles the clit too.

Step 4) Tap that ass. Do it slowly and dont stop fucking her cunt with the big vibe. Ease it in with short strokes and make sure your dick is plenty lubed. Once you're in, you're in.
>> Anonymous
>>74922Continued from here.

PROTIP: Don't go cramming cold fucking vibrators in people. Not cool. The crotch is warm and she'll notice the difference real quick. If your fucking her doggy style, kneel on the vibe or rub it between your hands or something. Just don't let it be cold.

Step 5) The aftermath. Congratulations. You just tapped that ass. This is important. If you were fucking bareback before, for the love of christ, try not to come in your woman. Spray on her back or whatever, just dont come in her ass. Your aim now is to make the experience as good as possible so she'll want to do it again and I guarantee you she's already going to be cleaning vagoo slime and lube out of her ass already (which is a fucking uncomfortable feeling, like the worst diarrhea you ever had). So save the cum for elsewhere. Better yet, wear a rubber. That way, if your misses ate something recently, you're not gonna get shit on your dick. Treat anal like having sex while she's on her rags. Stay clean, stay safe.

If you did this slowly and kept her feelings in mind the whole time, you'll get more because chicks love the fucking feeling of being violated in both holes.

BONUS PROTIP: Buy her a vibe if she doesnt have one. Use it on her. Get her comfortable using it on her. Start with something not so intimidating and work your way up to one with a rabbit and a rotating head. My ex actually had full body convulsions using one of those fucking things. Keep a variety of size around so she can play with her asshole and cunt at the same time with two seperate ones.

I got a massive fucking boner righting this. Damnit. Got to go find something to fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>74924

I disagree. Start teasing her ass when you give her oral. While she's on her back, sloppy oral = lots of wet stuff dripping down to her anus. But you still need to go slow. Start rubbing (not penetrating) her anus with your finger and see how she reacts. From there, switch to your tongue. If she likes this, it's only a matter of time. Then move up to one finger. Then move up to a SMALL dildo, or straight to the real thing if she's up for it. You may not do all these things at once, especially if she's reluctant. You may be stuck in one stage for a while.

"OMFG I slipped" will likely result in you never having your dick near her ass again. Only use this when it's a one-nighter or you're about to break up with her anyway.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>74866

Does anon know what set/video this is from?
>> Anonymous
>>74934

Thats the other method and you're right, it is a better one. I prefer teaching the vibe one cause not everyone is comfortable slipping their tongue in their chicks ass. I did it though. That is one time when you can pretend its an accident and she can pretend shes grossed out but in reality, the bitch probably fucking came off that alone.
>> Anonymous
>>74938

Someone is jealous he never got ass :D
>> Anonymous
>>74939
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>> Anonymous
Same steps as listed above, but I add in licking her ass a bit while you're down there, sliding the tongue right in. I don't put my dick anywhere that I wouldn't put my mouth.

It's hard for her to relax if there's any pressure, or if she's really scared. Try doing it during your sunday morning wakeup sex, or any other time she's pretty close to dozing off.
>> Anonymous
Sauce plz
>> Anonymous
i wouldn't recommend to do anal in the morning if you dont like shit on your dick.

best way to convince women to have analsex with you is to make her clear thats nothin wrong about it. most women just feel uncomfortable with an unclean ass, so do somethin about it, buy her a nice looking anal-shower.
if shes great it will start with a finger and end with your dick...
>> Anonymous
To begin with, i made sure to always compliment my girlfriend's ass, made sure she knew i was an ass man, and in general just made it super clear i looooved her ass. Constantly touching it, rubbing it, etc.

Once she's aware how much you love her ass, its a natural assumption on her part that you'll want to do sexual things with it, and makes it much much less of a surprise if you rub her asshole with a finger during sex or oral. Things should progress from there just fine using the steps other people have given.

Have fun dude, anal = win
>> Anonymous
I used to just lick my ex's asshole. Big long licks, like your licking a ice cream, right from her asshole, to her clit in one long lick.

Then stick a finger in if you're fucking her doggy.

Then one night we were really drunk, and I asked her straight up, can I do you in the ass? She said yes.

Only done it twice since then though, shes not a fan of it.

Oh, and if you want it to be less painful for your misses, do it while shes in missionary first, their butt muscles are more relaxed in that position
>> Anonymous
I asked her if she wanted to try it, and she said yes. She's not very religious, but she said she wanted to wait until she was married to actually lose her virginity. Greatest thing about it was, we did in the prop room of the drama room back in march of last year when a local band came by to play a concert. Everyone was in the gym, and we went at it. Nothing warms the crotch like a good session of anal!
>> Anonymous
>>>75136

His advice is totally truth.
Doing it doggy style the first time makes it hard to get in and stay in depending on how big your dick is, and doing it missionary allows you to suck on them titties too.


I love me some titties.
>> Anonymous
>>74939
>>75118
Sauce is demanded!
>> Anonymous
i told my gf that i always wanted to try anal. she said maybe. then one night, we were both kind of drunk, and she says "I know what you want, you want my ass" and i said "fuck yes" and we did it. haha That was my first time ever doing it. The Simpsons movie was playing in the background too. I couldn't stay in that long because she was getting sore, made her ass bleed too even though she lubed and loosened it up with her fingers first.

We only did it one more time before breaking up, but I came in her ass the second time. It was amazing.
>> Anonymous
"can i put it in your butt?"

I asked enough til i finally got a yes
>> Anonymous
I didnt' convince her. She got an abortion and she was bleeding out of her vag really bad and couldn't have sex, so she was so fucking horny that she considered having anal sex with me.

Then she found out that it was actually good, and now I get it about every week. GG.
>> Anonymous
>>75226

Also, both lying on the side with her back against your chest (Spooning), hurts less for her.
>> Anonymous
I said "Let me fuck you in the ass."
>> Anonymous
Shagging on the edge of the sofa/couch, her back on the couch, my knees on the floor. I had two fingers up her ass loosening her up. We'd been going at it for a while then I said, Can I cum up your ass - she said ok and knelt down on the couch. Was superb.
>> Anonymous
I just have one thing to say:
Don't do it too much, or make sure you're gonna leave her sometime, cos she'll start having anal prolapses early. Maybe as early as 40.
Try enjoying anal sex with THAT.
>> Anonymous
first is the worst, make sure she isn't an ass virgin
>> Anonymous
>>74934
What I did.. kinda. Skipped out on the tounge part though.
>> Anonymous
>>75269

My gf loves anal so much we almost never have plain old vaginal sex, and when we do, it always ends with her saying "stick it in my ass". We've had anal at least twice a week for the last 6 years. No prolapses. I'd bet her ass gets enough of a workout and that she has enough control over her muscles that it's less likely to happen to her than someone who never has anal.
>> Anonymous
>>75279
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_prolapse

You're just speeding up the process, dude. Sorry :(
>> Anonymous
Actually, my girlfriend invited me to try it with her one day. She's quite the adventurous type. She likes to play with my butt too a bit, which I don't mind.
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>> Anonymous
>>74920
Pics or it didn't happen.
>> Anonymous
Posting to confirm that yes, some girls (like my wife) are aware of their own sexuality but are also (usually religious reasons) interested in saving SOMETHING for after making a serious commitment (such as marriage), in order to keep that something special.

In our case, we had anal sex for months and finally had vaginal sex on our wedding night. To reply to OP, I was basically really horny and rubbing it between her cheeks while she lay on her side, and it poked at her. She wasn't sure at first if she wanted to go through with it, but she was also really scared/excited, and so I let her make up her own mind. Pretty quickly she decided it would be okay to keep her vaginal virginity for after we were wed, and so I slipped it in.

Being an ass man, I try to get anal sex when I can, but just realize, guys, that normal women want you in their pussies, and they'll get annoyed with you if you're always trying to stick it elsewhere. Keep your lady happy and she'll keep you happy.
>> Anonymous
>>75136
>Big long licks, like your licking a ice cream, right from her asshole, to her clit in one long lick.

This is a good way to give a girl an infection. You're spreading the bacteria from her anus up to her vagina. Fail.
>> Anonymous
Cant say this is relevant to the OPs question, but the first time I had anal, she shocked the fuck out of me with it.

She was on top of me straddling me and bounincg up and down then i popped out of her so she stopped and put my dick back inside of her, except this time she jammed it up her ass, which I didnt not realize for a few seconds. I was just very confused because all of the sudden she was much tighter and I wasnt going nearly as deep. It dawned on me after a few seconds and it was highly enjoyable. I came in her ass and after I did she said "I fucking love being fucked in the ass"

But yeah, its generally only crazy chicks that like being fucked in the ass, so as long as you dont mind using them for awhile, its worth it.
>> Anonymous
I was drunk both times I "let" my boyfriend do it. The first time it slipped in and it fucking hurt so bad, I was crying. I did NOT enjoy it. The second time, I told him to go slow, but it still hurt, and I still didn't enjoy it. I told him I never want to do it again...
>> Anonymous
>>75454

Protip: don't just stuff it in!

Of course that's gonna hurt; loosen things up first with a finger, then two, then three (depending on requirements...)
>> Anonymous
>>75430
>>75446

I don't get this - "its generally only crazy chicks that like being fucked in the ass" and "normal women want you in their pussies." I've heard it before but it doesn't make sense to me, and I'm surprised that it seems to be a common belief. Some guys really, really enjoy pooper-sex, and some girls really, really enjoy it too. How does that make them crazy? It's all just stimulated nerve-endings...
>> Anonymous
>>75487
sexual freakiness is a clear indicator of mental instability

i wouldnt expect a virgin to have enough experience to draw this conclusion though, lol
>> Anonymous
>>75491

I still don't think that's a fair assumption. There are plenty of women are sexually adventurous and don't deserve the label of "mentally unstable" for being that way, especially since I know very few guys who want a meek missionary-only woman who lays stiff as a board underneath them.
>> Anonymous
my 2 cents.
except the first, all my hetero anal partners asked me if they (she) could try it. Most girls are curious. Find one that took human sexuality in college(best lover ever).
The nuts and bolts:
Make her safe comfy loved etc.
GO SLOW!
Don't skimp on the lube (rite aid generic is fine)
Slowly start with one finger...then two.
Kissing and clit play simultaneously a MUST! If you're new to it too, going slow should be plenty erotic.
Additionally, girls seem more turned on if you strap on some gloves too, or make it into roll play.
If you are sensitive to her needs pain and desire you should both have a great time.
If not...you may have approached the wrong ass.
My lover was brought up in church in the country. Still spiritual and loves anal, give and take oral, bondage/restraint/taken fantasy etc.
Don't be a pig and don't be a rapist.
There is a girl waiting for you that's just as into it as you are.
Good luck in your anal quest!
>> Anonymous
anal chicks are not all crazy, just the ones you fucked.
>> Anonymous
>>75491

You're the fucking virgin dipshit. I feel sorry for you if you actually feel that a sexually liberated woman is insane. You're the one who is going to be stuck with repressed, bitchy cunts for the rest of your life because you feel that they are "normal".

Way to contribute to what is wrong with women's sexual security (or lack thereof) in the world. I salute you you chauvinistic fucker.
>> Anonymous
Her: do you want to fuck me in the ass?
Me: uhh, ok.
Me: GODDAMN, THIS SHIT IS TIGHT
Her: *giggle*
>> Anonymous
easy, "do yer fancy a bit of arse action love". most say yes.
>> Anonymous
you: what do u think about anal?
her: can i ?
you: wut?
>> Anonymous
I am female and 2 of my boyfriends have had anal with me, both times it was an 'oops' method, which hurt like hell.


this was when i was quite into bondage tho and had ,my arms tied and my mouth gagged so i couldnt actually say no, but it still HURTS, LIKE, HELL
>> Anonymous
>>75649

That's SO hot. I have to fap now.
>> Anonymous
>>74883
HOLY SHIT
the same fucking thing happened to me. Does this happen alot?
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>> Anonymous
My girlfriend is a fucking jehovah's witness and is so deluded into her fucking moral Christian cult bullshit that the very mention of anal will send her flying off the handle at me

FUCK
>> Anonymous
>>75754

you fail at picking girlfriends, aren't JW's supposed to be subservient? Seriously fuck that shit...
>> Anonymous
>>75454


If a dick could "slip" into your ass.........then you've either been fuckin yourself in the ass with a hair brush or......your bf has a little dick

Dicks don't "slip" into an ass
>> Anonymous
>>75763

See, the thing is, even though most girls claim they don't like anal, their ass loosens up when they get turned on, especially when they get fucked. Add lots of lubricant, natural or otherwise, and a bit of extra force, and it can happen.

PROTIP: girls who like anal may actually get tighter when you finger them with a single finger.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Lies, fail and AIDS.
>> Anonymous
>>75491

Anal isn't freaky, vanilla-boy
>> Anonymous
I said "I'm gonna stick this in your ass!" and she said "you'd better" and I did. End of story.
>> Anonymous
but i poop from there
>> Anonymous
I rolled down my window and said "hey baby, how much?"
>> Anonymous
"I'LL SLIT YA THROAT"