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Tonight Anonymous
I bought a girl on Craigslist for 50 flowers. I took viagra. She came over and we drank pina coladas, smoked herb, and sampled some nose candy. Then, with a raging boner, I gave my ho a high pressure piss enema. After gearing up with surgical gloves, I punch fucked her love holes into gaping beauty. I finished her with an angry dragon. I am now smoking more herb, and getting ready to buy a fleshlight.
>> Anonymous
I want to see a girl take a 20 shot anal creaimpie. Plug-up the jizz with an inflatable buttplug. Then walk anound in public in a mini skirt and cuttoff white t-shirt.
>> Anonymous
>>179382

This is the best idea ever.
>> Anonymous
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My favorite kind of pie is anal-cream.
>> Anonymous
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>>179399
Daddy loves giving his baby girl some sweets.
>> Anonymous
>>179423
sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>17936250 flowers
you could probably have gotten away with a dozen
> smoked herb
herb is for cooking lol
> sampled some nose candy
Smarties?
> high pressure piss enema
that sounds like it would hurt, be careful with medical supplies
> punch fucked her love holes
sir, where did you go to take a Health class? you should never punch or abuse a womans private parts at all.
> angry dragon
mythical creature? no ones going to believe you have an angry dragon, nor a dragon with any other emotions
>fleshlight
typo huh? you mean flashlight. its always good to have a flashlight on hand.
>> sage sage
>>179434
You must be the most retarded human being to survive birth. You are why I am pro Spartan style abortion.
>> Anonymous
>>179466
LOL
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>>179382
This pic needs 20 hung cowboys and a pump-plug.