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What are /hc/'s turn offs? What don't you like in porn? Do you have any dealbreakers? Here's a few of mine:

1) Gonzo. When it's a few words into a camera and straight to the mechanical fucking it just seems... pointless?

2) Clit piercings. Don't know. They just turn my stomach. The way they dangle just... urgh, shivered a bit there.

3) STOP CUTTING TO THE FUCKING GUY'S FACE. I shouldn't even have to explain this one. On that note...

4) Male talent: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Fine, groan a few times if you have to, but don't start fucking TALKING.

(couldn't really think of a 'pic unrelated' suitable for /hc/)
>> Anonymous
Anything by Bangbros.
>> Anonymous
1) The guy should shut the fuck up
2) I dont want to see him jacking off after a bj or something
3) Fatties
>> Anonymous
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Shoes like this.
I mean WTF? They are sooo ugly and an instant turn-off for me.
>> Anonymous
i mind the male groaning more than the talking, because porno-banter is pretty funny.

>>205705
bangbros was cool until about 3 or 4 years ago, but back then they def had some legit vids.
>> Anonymous
beastiality
>> Anonymous
Obviously fake tits. Just turns me off.
>> Anonymous
porn turnoffs? wow... that's like a negative image of porn taste...

-girls screaming like being slaughtered... soft moaning tops, nothing louder please... especially while not being stimulated (eg handjob, blowjob, anal), same for males - same with too extensive dirty talk (FUCK ME, FUCK ME HARDER, I WANT TO FEEL YOUR GIANT COCK RAMMING INTO ME)
-mostly anal, there are only very few anal scenes i really enjoy
-real discomfort... if the girl suddenly realises that the dick IS too big and it hurts her it's just awkward
-fatties and chubbies, addict (aka crack whore) look and general ugliness, extensive makeup
-strap ons, high heels
-pointless spitting... if you have the stuff already in your mouth, why not swallow it but drool it all out again?
-shit, any kind
-pov - it's very rare that a pov clip is actually sexy, i like too see all the action with a not-shaky cam.
-dumb girls... i really like funny or smart girls for interviews
-plenty more, but i'm too lazy now...
>> Anonymous
Guys talking
Constantly saying what they are doing, example "you are fuking my ass" during an anal scene
Cutting to the guys face
Screamers
>> Anonymous
1. New reality kings and bangbros videos.
2. Terribly faked orgasms....well, I would say all female fake orgasms but you are going to get that in EVERY video except for in some amateur videos
3. Similar to what I said above, when the girl "moans" when she's sucking a guys dick....as if its giving her an orgasm.
4. A girl that is tattooed too much. It seems like she is trying too hard to not look the exact same as the other OVER 9000 girls in porn.
5. Girls that try too hard to look good for porno with the makeup and all If you don't look good, don't be in porno. Be an escort, its a similar gig.

6. AND THE WORST:

Cellulite asses in "big butt" pornos. I've seen some GREAT asses in my time (read: Keyra and Vida Guerra), but when you see a girl with a nice body but a huge ass that is 100% nasty fat and cellulite, its just gross.

Example: Rachel Starr. She's hot as fuck but in some of the pornos featuring her ass its just gross.
>> Anonymous
-talking
-BBW
-Not too fond of black women...
-screamers
-home videos
-porno-star heels and alot of makeup
-Not too many blondes
-hairy guys
maybe more...
>> Anonymous
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>>205738
>-real discomfort... if the girl suddenly realises that the dick IS too big and it hurts her it's just awkward

oh yeah, i just had that the other day.... look at the girl (pic related) - she's smokin hot, but she can't handle the cock and it destroys the whole scene...

the funny thing is, that those are usually the girls who state that they "love big cocks" or "love rough sex" just to be proven wrong by the following 10 minutes...

oh yeah... links if you're into that stuff - she really freaks out when he puts it in ^^
http://rapidshare.com/files/125942929/Kiwi_-_Black_Magic.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/125945324/Kiwi_-_Black_Magic.part2.rar
>> Anonymous
Ebonics. Especially spoken by white guys.
>> Anonymous
>>205738
>>205748
I am in total disagreement with you on everything except shit, that's just a major turn-off. Everything else you listed I really kinda like, for example, my ideal porno would be a really dumb, tattooed girl in high heels with way too much make-up and in real discomfort from painful anal and being spit on. Oh, and it's POV. Guess tastes vary huh?
>> Anonymous
>>205788
Also known as "Sasha Grey's Greatest Hits"
>> Anonymous
1. Faked Rape. Turns my stomach. Not appealing at all when it's real, or fake.

2. Movies that are labelled as "Teen" movies, just to sell more copies. They're all in their twenties, or even early thirties, and we know it. Move on.

3. Mechanical fucking. Same poses every time. Basically the same thing that bugs OP about "Gonzo"

4. The recent obsession with Anal. No problem with folks who like it, but I don't. Could we please have at least one sex scene without it every now and then?

5. No plots. Sorry, but plot makes things a lot more interesting. Lots of classic porno with plot. And I don't consider "we're going to give you five bucks for school if you suck off these eight old geezers" plot, either.

6. Dudes who talk too much.

7. Chicks who don't know how to talk dirty, or who just won't shut the fuck up, especially when they're trying to pretend they can act. "Oh, I really wanted Mushroom pizza!"...

Other than that, I'm with most of the posters.
>> Anonymous
>>205790
actually you'd be really surprised, but i saw a couple of interviews (real interviews, not porn interviews) and Sasha Grey is a really smart girl. *really* smart. she even works to get porn actors organised in a union to stop exploitation and stuff...

other than that: i totall agree... her scenes suck
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Girls who just don't seem into it. I understand you might be dead inside, but you are still a fucking entertainer and no one likes a dead quiet fuck. so how are we supposed to get off on vapid looks and rolled eyes??
>> Anonymous
>>205804
It's also the whole extreme blowjob thing. I'm not into watching a pretty face get choked slammed until snot runs out her nose holes and tears flow down her face like she was just raped. more power to y'all if you like that shite
>> Anonymous
i hate it when there are niggers in the vid fucking white people. not sure how i am suppose to get a hard on when i am vomiting.
>> Anonymous
if the chick seems into it then the actual act is not too important. otherwise its all mechanical. thats why the extreme stuff is popular. it covers up the lack of interest.
>> Anonymous !!cc2poYO1BYE
#1 "Ooh, look at that GAPE" -- I could not fucking care less

#2 Weird gagging noises during BJers -- shut the fuck up

#3 Cutting to the guy' orgasming face -- do not want

#4 Spitting -- lame

#5 Girls moaning for no apparent reason, like when they're giving head or when they are watching two other people fucking

#6 Dark-skinned black women
>> Anonymous
Pretty much everything mentioned ITT.

It's why I only bother with amateur porn.
>> Anonymous
Women screaming like they're being murdered.

Women being forced to gag on cocks. That shit is in pretty much all porn these days; it's fucking nasty. I wanna be able to watch porn with my gf, and she's not going to get off on that. Nor am I for that matter.

There's a fucking massive untapped market for couples porn out there these days; why 99% of it is made with just men in mind I have no idea.
>> Anonymous
1 Niggers: I am a racist fuck and seeing a white woman, no matter how slutty or ugly she is, fucking a nigger just tears my heart up inside.

2 Any type of surgery besides boob jobs. No one likes inflated lips.

3 Girls who just take it. The ones who don't even get into scenes. You're fucking for money, you better act like you enjoy it.

4 The shot where all you can see is the guys ass and balls.

5 Girls who can't handle the cumshot. They're getting paid good money and they won't even swallow a little cum.
>> Anonymous
>>205815
HAHA, holy shit is that what Allie Sin looks like now? I remember seeing her for the first time and thinking 'could you at least pretend this isn't a chore?'

When the girl leaves a lot on. I don't mind if she leaves her heels on, hell, stockings can look pretty hot on the right girl, but when all she does is leave her bra tucked under her chest for the entire scene, or when they just pull the panties to the side rather than remove them, it bugs me.

I never really enjoyed the Milf Hunter stuff, too much emphasis on the guy, but I remember watching a scene they did where the girl didn't even take her top off. The whole scene, no bra, no tits. Just a white top. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
>> Anonymous
Black male talent. Lame as it sounds, I like to project myself as the guy, and this makes it somewhat difficult. No problems with black girls of any shade, though. Jada Fire was a favourite of mine a few years back.
>> PornInvolvingDrugs
>>205702
I always hate when the guys spit in her mouth. I mean wtf is the point of that? And they do it often. I don't get it.
>> Anonymous
black or really dark skinned women. Something is off about the way they look. Fatties and flatties are major turn offs for me personally.
>> Anonymous
Twin porn. Sexy concept, yes, but it's always a real let down when halfway through you realise they aren't going to fucking touch each other.

Anything with: FUCK ME YOU FUCKER FUCK ME WITH YOUR FUCKING BIG FUCKING DICK YOU FUCKER FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME. Just... please. Couldn't you just maybe, I don't know, sigh sweetly? Maybe breathe out an 'ah!' or 'yes...' now and then? I'm talking to you, Sasha Grey. You're cute and all, but when you go on like that you just come across as damaged goods... Which is probably a fair assumption.
>> Anonymous
Say what will, but I don't like most _girls_ in porn. now, inb4 'gtfo faggot', most of the things brought up here are the the woman's faults.

so yeah, amateur porn where things are natural, that's the only porn I do like.

stupid bitches, go die! :(
>> PornInvolvingDrugs
>>205738

Oh yea, pov. God whenever I see pov, I don't even watch. I trash it right away. I fucking hate pov.
>> Anonymous
New girls who, five minutes into their first scene, realise this really isn't for them. Then it's twenty more minutes of painful faces and unconvincing talk. "Ugh-oh! Y-yeah.. do me li-oh-oh-owww! easy, easy... um-yeah." Problem is a lot of them could have probably been great, if they'd just been more confident that one time. Make it clear that this is your scene, and you're not trying to impress anyone. Say "slow the fuck down asshole" if you have to. Enjoy it, and we'll enjoy you.
>> Anonymous
Fucking niggers, shit needs to be in the zoo tbh.
>> PornInvolvingDrugs
>>205748
escort is not a similar gig. it's really not.
>> Anonymous
>>205885
Seconded. Porn is a strong, regulated industry that does it's best to make things as safe and clean for all involved.

Escorting is fucking a stranger who may or may not slit your neck when he 'maxes. Even high class hooking is really nothing like porn.
>> PornInvolvingDrugs
>>205891

Furthermore, the jobs of hooker and porn star are kind of inverse.

Hooker has sex in quantity- as many men as possible to maximize profit.

Porn girl has sex in quality- a few fantastic performances per week.

Hooker has sex *very* privately. Neither she nor the john wants anyone to know.

Porn girl has sex very publicly. The more people see it the better.

Hooker must always have protected sex or she'll get teh aidz from untested (or uncaring) people.

Porn girl must always have unprotected sex with people who are required to be tested monthly.

Hooker has sex with ugly guyz who can't get any.

Porn girl has sex with super hot studs who get so much they can't come easily.
>> Anonymous
>>205804
smarter than most americans then, clearly
>> PornInvolvingDrugs
>>205935
>>205804

Yea here's how smart sasha is. When she does mainstream talk shows- tyra banks or entertainment tonight, etc, they edit out most of what she says. Because what she does is make actually valid points. Actually intelligent points!

That totally throws off the "reporter" who's covering her story, because they want to sell the piece as a "seedy dangerous world of porn" piece. An "explited girls" piece. And sasha grey is not, at all, a stupid exploited girl.
>> Anonymous
>>205957
reminds me of this really old clip of the blonde girl talking about how the women in porn deserve more respect before getting throatfucked by surprise... hehe
>> Anonymous
>>205957
ok, i'm the anon who mad the sasha greatest hits comment, so i want to publicly apologize to her. i'm actually a big fan of hers and have never seen a vid of her that i didn't like. i was just saying i guess that as far as cranknig material goes, i kinda like the girl to just be "acting" like a stupid whore who is really only interested in cock and cash
>> Anonymous
>>205957
Seem to remember reading about a time when she was scheduled to appear on some talk show, and they threw a last minute costume change at her, making her look a lot more young & ditzy.

>>205971
http://youporn.com/watch/26488
>> Anonymous
>>205907
you're wrong and here's why:
pr0nstars and hookers are exactly the same in the only way that really matters, they FUCK PEOPLE FOR MONEY. all of your other points , while true, are meaningless
>> Anonymous
>>205987
Talent, appearance, and a potentially huge career are meaningless?
>> Anonymous
Sloppy editing. Don't give me a long, seductive boot removal if in the next scene the director decides that you should be wearing the boots. I saw a vid where she's sucking him off, he pushes her back and moves up to fuck... scene changes, and now it's doggy. What? Go over the damn thing before you're done with it.
>> Anonymous
>>205991
I'm a pr0n fan, and I don't have a problem with any sex worker in general, they perform a valuable service. But to say that a pr0nstar is "better" or whatever compared to an escort/hooker is asinine. They are doing the exact same thing, it's just that one is more successful (and safer) than the other.
>> Anonymous
Fatties, tattoos, fake tits, gaping holes, interracial.
That one position where the girl is riding the guy, and all you can see is the guys balls and the girls ass flapping together. Always have to skip/ff those parts, and you see that ALOT.
>> Anonymous
I hate fake tits. Not a fan of blondes, way to many of them, but that's a personal preference. The doggy-style camera angle from between the guys legs, ugh. Vomit, I don't mind the spit and phlegm , but I don't care to see a girl blowing chunks.
>> Anonymous
You guys see way to many fucking flaws in porn. I could honestly care less for just about any of these, except for something like scat, vomit, gay, or that shit.
>> Anonymous
>Black guys
I'm black and for some reason I don't like it
>Dark Skinned Black girls
It's like my mom...
>Extreme fatties
I can handle bbw, but fuck no do not want house girl
>moaning during blowjob
It's not making you cum, shut the fuck up
>Spitting
No point to it
>Actor face
She actually has to look like she's there for the sex, not the money
>Guys and background people talking
You don't need to talk and the guys are props in porno. Props don't talk
>Excessive dirty talk
That gets annoying quick
>Lots of "dick in pussy" shots
I like to see the girl's face, not a guy's ass
>very fake tits
Only one I know of looks decent with them.
>Jacking off after a bj
It's like I'm fapping to a guy fapping.
>long bj scenes
They're boring unless it's more than one guy and they're going to cum all over her.
>> PornInvolvingDrugs
Oh here's one more that I don't think anyone mentioned yet-

When the title of the video is "anal" something, and then there's a scene with two girls and only one of them does anal. Actually, just in general whenever there's a two girl scene and only one does anal.

I'm looking at you, Riley Mason, you ridiculously over-rated bad-head-giving no-anal cunt.
>> Anonymous
i moan when i go down on my girlfriend. it's a way of telling her that i'm enjoying myself and not just going through the motions. not sure why it's such a big deal
>> Anonymous
1) Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl - for some reason, this position ALWAYS gets fast forwarded past. Oddly enough though, I can handle reverse cowgirl if it's a tranny getting fucked. Maybe the meatspin makes up for it?
2) Black Guys - not from a racism angle or even a big dick angle. Like>>205864said above, it's a projection thing. On some level, every guy wants to be the guy in the porno and, since I'm not black, that takes me RIGHT out of the fantasy. On a similar note...

3) Male Talent face-shots. I don't want to see your face - PERIOD. You are there to be a life-support system for your cock and a stand-in for me in my fantasy. I shouldn't have to see anything of you above chest level.

4) Male interaction with others at ALL really. I don't need the guy pounding fists with the guy behind the camera or the other dude in the scene with you. I don't need to hear you engage in typical guy-banter bullshit while you're doing your job.

5) Excessive gagging/spitting and ANY scat/vomit. Oddly enough, I can handle piss now and then and some gagging spitting, but too much is just...not gross, but like "is there really a NEED for that?" No.

cont..
>> Anonymous
>>206054

Cont...

No there's not.

6) Girls who are "way too into it" - bad overactors. Stop fucking screaming, you dumb cunt. I'd rather see you pull an Alle Sin (who, for some reason, her disinterest only made my cock harder) than yowl like a banshee.

7) The "Below-the-man's-ass, close-up fuck shot" - this seems to be a common complant. You only get the barest, out-of-focus shot of the girl's face in the distance, if you're lucky, and a half-hour of asshole and balls bobbing in your face.

8) Overly-dark black females. Most black girls I like are either lighter skinned or obviously some manner of mixed - there ARE exceptions to this, mind you (Vanessa Blue comes to mind) but generally, the blacker the berry, the less likely I am to juice.

9) Too many same-y looking girls. I tend toward the ones that have a bit of a different look to them. This is why I tend towards alt-porn and/or weird pro-am stuff. You get the freakier looking girls there.

I'm sure there's more, but this is just top of my head stuff...
>> Anonymous
cant stand nigger. they are so weird
>> Anonymous
Generic, blond, inflated tit pormstars.
>> Anonymous
1. The guys face: I dont want to see your ugly mug GTFO
2. Girls that talk TOO MUCH: Fuck me oh yeah, right there, in my pussy, yeah fuck meFuck me oh yeah, right there, in my pussy, yeah fuck meFuck me oh yeah, right there, in my pussy, yeah fuck me. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
3. Guys SCREAMING when they come, makes my boner go down in an instant: YEAAAAAAH!!! YEAAAH!!! YEAAAAH!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! GYAAAAAAHAA
>> Anonymous
Here's one that hasn't been mentioned yet.

Forcing the girl to say the title of the movie. So for the OP pic, having her in the middle of getting fucked and then she says "Ooh I'm gaga for gonzo!!!"

Also, the girl licking the guy's ass. Fuck, I don't want to see that. Put all that shit in a movie called "I like licking hairy man ass" and keep it out of the rest.

Finally,
spitting
slapping
choking
gagging
puking
drooling
sneering
screaming
spanking
tit-slapping
cock-slapping
guys fapping
>> Anonymous
The worst?

OLD GUYS

Why can't they bring in some decent looking 20-something dudes to fuck these girls. I'd rather watch a young attractive couple fuck like they mean it than see one of the dozen or so gray-haired male mega-"stars" fuck a young girl who's totally not into it. I'm not gay, but I'd still rather look at a good-looking male body than an old flabby one.
>> Anonymous
this thread sucks... more porn!
>> Anonymous
Black guys, especially the flacidness of their cocks when it should be fully erect and hard is a real turn off.
>> Anonymous
I pretty much don't even watch 'pro' porn anymore. Most is amateur or homemade type stuff where the people are actually enjoying it.
>> Anonymous
>>206074
ya i hate porns without hotttttttttt guyssssssssss
>> Anonymous
>>206089

thats because they had a small penis, but had surgery to make it bigger.
>> PornInvolvingDrugs
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>>206071
you don't like slapping?? srsly?
>> Anonymous
>>206103

Yes, srsly - not everybody is a misogynistic faggot like you.
>> Anonymous
>>206074
>>I'm not gay, but I'd still rather look at a good-looking male body
>>I'm not gay, I'd rather look at a good-looking male
>>I'm not gay
>>gay
>> Anonymous
>>206110
ya but everyone on /hc/ is
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>>206103
I'm with you bud. smack my bitch up, smack my bitch up
>> PornInvolvingDrugs
>>206110
Man, in that case porn must be horrible for you to watch.
>> Anonymous
>>206130

Not at all - I just tend to skip the slapping/choking/gagging shit.

PHYSICAL abuse, dude - we all know they're all already dead inside ;P
>> Anonymous
"Tongue kissing" WTF is this bullshit, and who does it in real life?
>> Anonymous
>>206552
?

You mean everyone in the world ever?
>> Anonymous
>>206573

No, that crap you usually see in lesbian pronz, where the girls stick their tongues out and flick/roll/twist them around each others.
>> Anonymous
>>206587
ITT: people who've never kissed a girl correctly, or at all probably.lulz
>> Anonymous
Uhm.
1)Black guys, I hate the whole big black cock tight white teen shit.
2)Loose pussies or assholes
3)Rimjobs
4)Fatties
5)Face sitting
6)Ugly girls
7)More than a male actor
8)Background music
9)Cutoffs
10)Condoms
11)Kisses after BJ
12)Plots
>> Anonymous
>>205702

(1) Niggers on white girls.
(2) Spidercrawls
(3) Bad codecs
(4) Screaming senslesly
(5) When a girl gags on her self.
>> Anonymous
Another thing - porn that's too long. I want something that'll hold my interest; I don't want to watch people mechanically fucking in exactly the same position for 10 minutes at a time, before swapping to another position for another 10 minutes, before returning to the first position etc etc.

I just want to see them get started, get on with it, work a few positions through and get finished. My ideal porn films are probably 10-15 mins long.

Cueing through films is ok if you're on your own, but not so much when you're watching them with your gf.
>> Anonymous
Facials...the most boring and idiotic finisher out there. Creampies are hotter. Swallowing is hotter. Hell, the guy coming on the girl's stomach is hotter. Most of the time it's really fucking obvious the girl is disgusted with that shit and she just closes her eyes and seals her mouth waiting for it, and then pretends that she liked it. And it just looks fucking dumb.