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Anonymous
After going to school for three years in Hawaii and finding out what an absurd lie all the Tourist Industry nonsense about the islands is (particularly the bits about the "exotic beauty" of the "typical" Polynesian Woman)... no. No I don't.
Real Hawaiians are, on average, more obese than even average Mainland Americans, have standards of personal grooming and hygeine that even offends European tourists, and accept a standard of education so poor that it was actually in my better interest to move to Alabama to continue my education. Alabama!
Fat, Stinky and Stupid.
If you ever visit, keep to the very small select shopping districts, hotels and beaches that are carefully maintained by the Tourist Industry and you should be OK. Don't even think of visiting the Big Island (unless you care more about seeing a live Volcano than people, in which case be sure to wear sturdy shoes and long pants to the eruption site... or else be like every other dumbfuck tourist, wear sandals and shorts, fall over on the mile-and-a-half Lava Rock access trail, and rip big hideous chunks of your flesh right the fuck off...).
Don't be surprised if you get mugged for Drug Money. State police estimate a Crystal Meth problem so severe that one in eight adult permanent residents are believed to be frequent users. The numbers for Marijuana use are similar, except applied to ALL citizens, not just Adults... but who really cares? Aside from contributing to the aforementioned problems with Diet, Hygeine and Education, Pot's no more of a problem than the rampant Alcoholism in the rest of the US.
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