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KH1
Nomura: I want to put Rikku in this new Kingdom Hearts game. Here, I've got the concept drawings already done up.
Some Japanese Executive: You idiot. There's already a character named Riku in the game. Stupid Americans will be hella confused.
KH2
Nomura: Ok, guys. Last time out, I put Rikku in a thong and bikini top, and now she's grade A fap material for all those Americans on the internet. Can I put her in the game now?
Same Japanese Executive: Hmm...why not? Sex sells, after all. Just don't tell the Disney exec....
Some Disney Executive: Just what do you think you're doing? Single frames of nudity are acceptable to us, but you're going to have to cover that girl up some more for her to be in our game.
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