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>> Anonymous
Yes, YES! The PENIS extender.
Excellent, EEEEXCELLLLENT!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>355912
i lol'd.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
does it realy works?
>> Anonymous
no.
>> Anonymous
>>356034
yes, i've gained 3 inches using it. i'm now 11" long.
>> Anonymous
>>356064
I've gained over a meter. I replaced the sidebars with an old pair of crutches. Now I step on my penis in the shower.
>> Anonymous
>>356097

I got a defective one, now my penis is well over 13 feet long. It certainly comes in handy roping calves out here on the cold plains of Wyoming.
>> Anonymous
I was considering purchasing a gun to defend myself with, but instead, I just bought one of these.

Now, in times of need, I can simply club attackers over the head with my penis, while still maintaining a safe distance of 12 feet.

Of course, I can no longer fully insert my penis into my wife, but we solved it in an amusing way. We pick up two whores, and I fully insert my penis through one, then through the other. My wife then rides the few inches that remain (we use short whores).

My life has never been better!
>> Laughinman
HI IM GEORGE ZIMMER OF MEN'S WARHOUSE. I DONT NEED A FOREIGN DEVICE TO EXPAND AND LENGTHEN MY ALREADY CONSIDERABLY LONG PRONG, NOR DO I NEED TO DEFEND MYSELF SHOULD TROUBLE ARISE. I MERELY LET THEM STOP AND STARE IN AWE OF MY MASSIVE MEAT MISSILE, FOR IT IS WHAT MEN DREAM OF AND WOMEN THROW THEMSELVES AT.
I GARAUNTEE IT.
>> Anonymous
I have had to replace the small rods on the sides with hydraulically activated ones. My penis now arrives in places 15 minutes before I do. My penis has it's own 5 axle trailer with it's own over sized load chase crew.
>> Kagan
>>356128

Wins for Justin Wilson spelling of "guarantee."
>> Anonymous
if you lived in my penis, you'd be home by now
>> Anonymous
>>356210

Super win for knowing who Justin Wilson is.