/r/ the roflcoppter, or perhaps the steamloller. Pic unrelated.
HAHAHA! Dude I so LOL'd! ZOMG!
As per your request
As per your request #2
I've got a few others I thought you'd like, so I'll put them here.
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-Fin-
http://www.rofl.name/leet-train/
Many thanks my friends!