File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
From the movie Click (Adam Sandler flick)
>> Anonymous
mmm
>> Anonymous
why does he not just pause, then rape.
>> ImmaInTehDark
Damn, thats a good idea!
>> Anonymous
you're both retarded
>> Anonymous
>>716351

>>why does he not just pause, then rape.

Because if he truly stopped time then her body would be as hard as stone to him and he couldn't budge it. He'd be unable to remove her clothing much less penetrate her because he's the only object for which time is passing, and nothing else can change states even slightly without time in which to do it.
>> Anonymous
>>716379
this was tested and proven at Oxford-Caimbridge when they stopped time and conducted a double-blind experiment
>> Anonymous
>>716381
it's true: if time is not moving then atoms aren't moving.
>> Anonymous
>>716381

where the fuck is Oxford-Caimbridge lol?
>> Anonymous
If that was true then wouldn't he go blind since the photons would stop moving too?
>> Anonymous
>>716416

>>If that was true then wouldn't he go blind since the photons would stop moving too?

Yes. Also he could not move or breathe because air molecules would've stopped as well.
>> ImmaInTehDark
Comeon guys, it was a movie!!!
>> Anonymous
>>716437

STFU non-anon!
>> Anonymous
You guys are discussing the physics of a magic remote control device?

...rrrrrrright.
>> Anonymous
>>716465

It would help if it was a delorean
>> GIF Factory !b3DqRapWuE
>>716414
gtfo ameri-fag
>> Anonymous
Are you guys not considering the possibility that the remote control works as a localized time/space stabilization field, and perhaps isolates him from the effects of changes? And it may not be necessarily completely stopped, just slowed to an imperceptible level of speed, which could indeed be changed.
>> Anonymous
Time does not exist.
It is a concept, thought up by humans, to allow the mind to explain the movement of the sun.

As such, it's not time that stops, rather only the molecules and atoms in the universe.


Having said that... IT'S A GODDAMN MOVIE!
>> Anonymous
Too bad she isn't brunette. That would really light my fire. oh well *fap fap fap*
>> THUNDERCLEESE
TIME IS AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT CREATED BY CARBON BASED LIFE FORMS TO MONITOR THEIR ONGOING DECAY.
>> Anonymous
>>716493

Forgotten her name, but she's got black hair usually.
>> Anonymous
I'd care about all this if I wasn't busy staring at her boobs.
>> Anonymous
>>716507

ITT - MST3K fanboi's

GTFO! Intelligent people have no place 'ere!
>> Anonymous
wasnt he able to move hasselhoff when he was smacking the fuck out of his face? so rape could work youd just have to rape harder
>> Anonymous
>>716511
Did you see how his head moved when he hit him though? It barely moved.
>> Anonymous
Well, it seems to me that the time-space altering field that the remote emitted allowed him to move whatever object he wished (example, moving the kid's hand with ease to cause him to miss the ball).
>> Anonymous
This movie's fulla holes!
>> Anonymous
Stupid movie was spoiled by stupid lead character.

Pause time so you can do all your work in one sitting, nap, then unpause and enjoy your workfree weekend with your family. Don't fast forward through the whole weekend!
>> Anonymous
That looks sexy but uncomfortable
>> Anonymous
>>716648
go back to watching your teletubbies
>> Anonymous
So, Gainax is doing live-action now?