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Pillow Pants Anonymous
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
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>> Pillow Pants Anonymous
OMG
does anyone have the pic of those jaws XDXDXD
>> Anonymous
my girlfriend has one too. ;(
>> Anonymous
do you have any pix?
>> Anonymous
>>561813
rofl
>> Anonymous
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here, show us ur VTroll
>> Anonymous
MOAR PLZ
>> Anonymous
VE'R MOVIN'
http://img.4chan.org/b/res/31479290.html
>> Anonymous
37 COCKS!!!
>> Anonymous
>>562042
In a row?
>> Anonymous
37, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.
>> Anonymous
.........in a row?
>> Anonymous
/r/ GIF without Pillow Pants