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Oozinator Blaster Super Soaker Owner
"The Oozinator Blaster
Air-powered blaster lets you drench your opponents with powerful blasts of water or globs of gooey bio-ooze."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

LMAO, this is sick, so sick its priceless. Why not just call it the Jizz Blaster. I want one!

For hilarious Amazon.com reviews:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000BXJ0L6/qid=1146896773/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-902579
7-6765753?v=glance&s=toys
>> Anonymous
/r/ this be put to flash with porn music over it
>> Anonymous
Needs force push
>> CaptainObvious
gaaaaaaaaay
>> Anonymous
LAWL!

"wow this is really good! this was my first time ever playing with a oozinator so i didnt know if i was doing it right, but after i got momentum it was fun! i seem to run out of ooze really fast, though :( my friends oozinator is really wierd, the top part where the ooze comes out is wierd looking. anyway this toy is gr9!!!"
>> And Hasbro is still selling 'em. Deep Grope
Here's part of aa questionable summary of the oozinator:

"Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water!"

Globs...Gooey bio-ooze...water...and parents are protesting against the re-rating of Elder Scrolls: Oblivion over THIS?!
>> Niggard
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Whoever came up with this deserves one of these
>> Anonymous
this is being used in a porno as we speak
>> Anonymous
>>222264
I think the guy who invented it really likes little boys...
>>222025
omg those reviews are teh fucking win
>> Anonymous
Hahaha, did you check the tags? Michael Jackson, bukkake, hahahah
>> Anonymous
Oh man lol
>> Anonymous
I used to have an Oozinator Blaster, it was so fun squirting it on girls cause they hate it when it gets stuck in their hair or I shoot it in their mouth/eye. It was all fun and games until I went to jail for squirting a little girl. My cellmates often got me in the shower or before I went to sleep. They just kept pumping, in and out and in out until his thick fluid flew into me, I was sore for days. I never knew it hurt so much from behind but now I know to be more gentle when squirting my friends in various places.

My sister was once squirt while she was drunk so I'm just warning you consumers out there to use your Oozinator Blaster more wisely and be gentle with it. It can really hurt.
LMFAO!
>> Anonymous
OMG WILL SOMEBODY PUT THIS IN ONE OF THE MANY CUMMING GIFS WITH LIKE ANYONE IN IT.
>> Anonymous
>>222412
OMGWTFBBQ WILL YOU LURK MOAR?!?!
seriously...it's been done to death already.
>> Anonymous
I love the H.R. Giger design.
>> cant touch this !AB5fTSvpY6
well post it if its been done!!!put us out of our misery.please!>>222423
>> Anonymous
>>222515
sorry, i don't have it cuz i don't think it's funny.
but just hang around, someone will post it. and then post the 384 others just like it.
>> Jack Bauer
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>>222412
well... thisis close.. it shows a kid getting sprayed by the oozinator, ut not the oozinator itself