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I SHAT BRICKS Anonymous
ITT stuff that makes the world seem bleak and hopelessly fucked up.
>> Anonymous
ARE yOU FUCKING SEEING THAT? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? YOU CAN SEE THE IMPRESSION OF THAT MONSTER DILDO IN HIS STOMACH? WTF? HOW? EXPLAON NAO PLOX!!!
>> Bananaman
i dont know if this is hot or scary...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
HAS to be fake
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Jesus FUCK! He's stabbing himself in the lungs with that damn thing!
>> Oficially Anonymous
>>1014855
LOL
>> Anonymous
That guy is like the gayest guy ever. A fucking draft horse could fuck him and he probly wouldnt feel shit.
>> Anonymous
fake for sure
human anatomy do not allowed this to happen
>> Anonymous
>>1014882
No dude no. He like is missing some shit or he has a big ass hole in his rectal cavity from fucking horses and shit. How the fuck is he faking it? SAUCE!
>> giffag
>>1014886

The genius in this statement will never be fully realized. Coincidentally, it will never be found. The tears running down my cheeks are not those of shame or disappointment, nor the result of humor, just pure happiness that such intellectual capability could exist.

Bravo!!
>> Anonymous
what the hell happen to his intestines then
>> Anonymous
>>1014890
Stop talking like a fag. I'm trying to bate.
>> giffag
>>1014897

I apologize, for I did not know it took bad grammar and minimal intellectual value to "bate". I also did not know anyone who lurked and masturbated at the same time would make any effort, let alone a very poor effort, to attack anyone "talking like a fag", whilst their hand was stroking their penis. This is in assumption that their are no girls on the interwebz, in which case penetrating their vagina with their fingers and/or any device of their liking.
>> giffag
>>1014920

Oh I also apologize for not stating that, if a female were "bating" on the web, she could be stimulating her clitoris in some way.
>> Anonymous
>>1014920
>>1014925
I came.
>> giffag
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>>1014930

Hope you enjoyed the ascension.
>> Anonymous
>>1014890
>>1014920
>>1014925

Do you have a tophat, monocole, and are you smoking a fine pipe?
>> Anonymous
>>1014843

This guys colon doesn't bend and thus allows him to push it all the way up
>> Anonymous
>>1014946
I think he's smoking something else amirite?
>> giffag
>>1014946

Hmmm, I find it quite intriguing that you would ask such a thing, especially considering the answer is a simple yes. I am sophisticated one could say.
>> giffag
>>1014954

Not currently, for a I fear I have been stricken with bronchitis. Although if I were smoking marijuana, it would not be from a pipe, since I prefer water bongs. And crack is far too pricey for my taste.
>> Anonymous
>>1014966
um, wtf? crack is for niggers and poor people.
>> Anonymous
>>1014966

Why I'd bet you go to stylish 19th century British opium dens to relax and discuss your business with the dutch east india company.
>> giffag
>>1014973

Well considering it's actually addicting, and the average price of crack is around $40 USD per quarter gram, I find it fairly safe to assume I'd be spending far outside of my safe zone. You see sir, you don't have have to be rich to be sophisticated.
>> giffag
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>>1014974

It's as if you've got eyes on me.
>> Anonymous
>>1014897
Stop telling us you're jerking off like a fag! I'm trying to fuck your mother.
>> Anonymous
thats seriously hot, yet oddly disturbing at the same time. i wish yall knew where this came from so we could maybe get more.
>> Anonymous
how the fuck is that possible? I mean, yeah, It has to be fake, otherwise he would clearly be ripping open his anus / intestines / and fucking with all sorts of organs that are moderately useful for every day life and you know, living, but jesus, how is he faking it? Color me confused.
>> Anonymous
>>1015064
hey tell her she left her dildos all over the place and need to come get them when shes done.
>> Anonymous
>>1014843
It's fake because he's now massaging his kidney or something. Bowels do not work that way.
>> Anonymous
lol nobody can possibly gets off on that gif
just too funny