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>>493234 I'm guessing your either single, or too young to have the wits to get a chick into bed. Luckly, I'm a perv and I know a few tricks. ha ha, yeah other ppl will say "oh lol that dude hasn't been laid either" but it's ok. Any little boy can act like a prick behind a keyboard...
...anyways...
Here's a little trick I used to use. You will need: 1) Sandwitch bag 2) Some lotion (or other lubricant) 3) A bed, fully equipt with matress & boxspring
Put some lotion in the bag, place between boxspring & matress, get on your knees and insert penis. From there, I'm sure you can figure out how to use it O.o
If you've had unprotected sex before, you will know right away that this is not nearly the same. You will probably have an orgasm extremely quickly. This is because the pressure is not on the walls of your penis, but the top and bottom, making it a much more "pleasurable" sensation.
For all you other peeps reading, enjoy as well. Easy cleanup, no bitching, moaning, or condoms involved.
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