the very height of sadness. our forefathers used their hands and that's good enough for me. progress isn't always needed in every facet of life.
HAHAHAHAHA that's freakin funny :P
>>248756which one? the ad or the response? both are pretty weak.
No need for the hand anymore!
but you're still fucking a plastic flashlight filled with saran wrap. i'll stick with the real thing or my hand. i can't imagine spending money on something i'm going to jack off with (other than pron, i mean).
Well there is the USB vagina. You plug it into your computer and run this apps that gets interactive with real fucking with other people. There is the USB dildo.
if i'm trowing down money for sexual gratification, i'm getting a hooker, not a flashlight.
oh noes! they know the most inner secret of men!
>>248769Shmorky?
>>248771you pay for pron? lol
fleshlight was one of the greatest investments I've ever made. It isn't a fapping replacement, but it is a nice treat every once and a while, and saves the mess. Also good stamina training. :o
>>249100Yeah, Shmorky did that one a LONG time ago. It's their only ad banner that actually pulled in the business, so they still use it.
>>249073Yeah, hell, a hooker is ten times better! AIDS and warts are thrown in for FREE!!
>>248720>>248769I don't even jerk off that way.>>249121You fail for making a mess.
anyone got the other shmorky one where that guy gets pissed at a hooker then buys a fleshlight?
>>249238This one?