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Anonymous
It's as if where his independent thinking faculties shouldn't been there were only contextual triggers which would endlessly return canned talking points in response to the correct prompts. I kept trying to budge him from it and get him to concieve that maybe I had formed my own opinion and nonetheless disagreed about Palin but there was a twinge of irritation in his voice, and what can I say? Let the wookiee win.
We stopped in front of my apartment and I climbed out, mentioning oh so casually as I did so:
"I'm for Obama by the way, so my vote will cancel out yours. Keep the CHANGE."
What I really, honestly did not expect is that he would FUCKING LUNGE at me over the back seat, I jumped back and made a beeline for my front door. I heard his tires peeling behind me as he brought his sights to bear on my skinny white ass. I cried out for help, and as the cab came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'!
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