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Anonymous
I was in the subway the other day when i noticed this young woman looking at me. I was quite intrigued but ignored it as I am an unhappily married man, but was nevertheless flattered. She found her way to the seat next to mine and began what can only be described as an unusually perverted rant about adult male penis sizes, of which caucasians received a most unflattering critique. Not being one to tolerate such accusations to my kind, I whipped out my gargantuan pink shlong, only to have a trained black mamba shoot out of her vagina and latch its fangs directly on my member's head. It was, needless to say, a most exhilarating experience. Now that bitch won't return my calls.
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