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Anonymous
Van damme is a god
>> Anonymous
no hes a wife beating washed up actor
>> Anonymous
>>888946
let's not forget, he's also a french ballerina.

yes, he took ballet
>> Valo
>>888946
Who also happens to be a god.

How many times do we need to explain this?
>> Anonymous
>>888953
i'm glad you worship a faggot.

that makes you a faggot.


Jackie Chan could KILL Vanbitch
>> Anonymous
>>888955

>Jackie Chan could KILL Vanbitch

What, with his STUNTS. Jackie Chan isn't that much more than a stuntman. Van Damme actually knows martial arts.

But regardless neither of the above people are any good. Jet Li is the man.
>> Anonymous
bruce lee would rise from the grave and kill both
>> Anonymous
>>888955
Epic Queet who is jealous of Van Damme
and of all the people Jackie Chan LOL why didn't you just say Chuck Norris fucking moron
>> Anonymous
in 1973 bruce lee held a tournament in china challenging all fighters quite alot of people showed including chuck norris and a couple sumo wrestlers he claimed he would defeat all in 3:00 or less he beat chuck in 2:45! FUCK CHUCK
>> Anonymous
Chuck Norris wasn't defeated. Chuck Norris killed Bruce Lee. The "defeat" was where Chuck Norris set his trap. Bruce Lee later died of "mysterious causes". Chuck Norris is a "mysterious cause".
>> Anonymous
>>888958
>Van Damme actually knows martial arts.

Are you fucking serious? Lurk moar @ Jackie Chans childhood.

They're both fucking martial arts movie starts, one is western influenced, one is eastern. And they are both kickass.

There is no argument, only death and monkeymen jumping around and hitting people with random household objects.
>> Anonymous
CHUCK NORRIS OWNS ALL YOUR SOULS!!!

...literally...like ummm, he went on ebay or sum shit and typed in "Every soul in existence except for God's" (Chuck and God are tight and shit lol)

And turns out some dude was selling every soul in existence except for God's!

So Chuck makes a face at the computer monitor and it kind of yelps in fright and starts typing a message to the seller all by its*FUCKING*self!

The message said:
"Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air"
>> Anonymous
WTF is with all these morons posting Chuck Norris jokes? He's an ultraconservative religious zealot.

Redundant statement is redundant.
>> Anonymous
You know nothing. Van damme would KILL chuck norris in a fight. And well, for bruce lee, the truth is that he put himself in a coma to avoid fighting van damme.
>> Anonymous
¬_¬

All jokes aside, my vote goes to Bruce Lee. We all know he was the best.
>> Anonymous
Van Damme, Chuck Norris, and Steven Segal can all go die in a fire for all I care.

Who the fuck cares if they can fight? None of them can act.
>> Anonymous
>>889156
qft
>> Anonymous
Ya Know U all talk about Van Dam and Chuck Norris,, But How About Steven Segal,, U kno the guyy who kills 100 enemys with a SINGLE CLIP and can break every bone in your body with 2 moves,, or infiltrate a Thai Rebel Military Base Single Handedly how about some STEVEN SEGAL GIFS
>> Anonymous
>>889612
YEAH FAT GUYS IN PONYTAILS ARE AWESOME
>> Anonymous
oh yea i forgot 2 mention the fat and pony tail thing haha
>> Anonymous
this tread lacks arnold and stalone
>> Anonymous
how about some bo bo the clown