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whoo!
Male gifs, not nearly enough penis in here.
>> Anonymous
Yes please!
>> Anonymous
maybe you should look in your pants.
>> Anonymous
>>314336

holy shit I wish I had a flesh light
>> Anonymous
I got a fleshlight. damn those things are cumdrainers.
>> whoo!
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>> Anonymous
>>314366

Really? I always figured they would feel like humpping a stressball or something.
>> Anonymous
>>314388
lol, you have no idea how good it is
>> omg
get a girlfriend and fuck her -.-
that feels good ^^
>> Anonymous
This is funny.

I was having a threesome with my girlfriend and my best friend (male) and he had the brilliant idea of using the fleshlight on me. They both anticipated me to go nuts for some reason.

A girl doesn't feel too much different from a fleshlight, except noticeably warmer (when either is properly lubed).

For a guy like me who loses interest in a girl if I can't get her to scream in orgasm any louder than the last time, well, the subtleties are lost. If I could actually feel a woman at any point other than my orgasm I'd probably appreciate it more.
>> Anonymous
>>314436
pics of you plz
>> Anonymous
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No fucking joke. This is me. I hope I don't get banned for posting a non-animated gif.

P.S. shitty quality of me because I had to convert to gif, obviously.
>> Anonymous
>>314458
WANT SUM CANDY?!?!
>> Anonymous
dammit I wish I had a fleshlight
>> Anonymous
>>314336
hawt
>> Anonymous
>>314336
but why is his penis so veiny?
>> Anonymous
>>314496
Probably because he's...errect? Are you Asian or something?
>> Lucon Talestar !0LLNYTOJE.
>>314502
Asians don't have any fewer veins in their wangs than anyone else
>> Anonymous
no I'm not asian and when my dick is hard it isnt that veiny
>> AnonLOL
>>314518

Sorry to break it to you, mate, but not every person's penis is the same.
>> Anonymous
I'm slavic and my cock doesn't have any visible veins when it's hard. That's really something that varies from person to person
>> Anonymous
okay I see some peoples cocks have big veins and some dont
>> Anonymous
>>314509
But they are smaller and less noticable.
>> Anonymous
Here's an idea, post gifs of your penis. Then we shall compare! :D
>> Bob Dole
Be careful not to break your penis. It hurts a fuckin' lot.
>> Anonymous
Didn't know such was possible. Can you still jack off? And if so will it ever heal completely?
>> Anonymous
Very possible to break your dick, and yes it does heal, dennis rodmans had his cock broken twice.
>> Anonymous
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ATTENTION
IT DOES NOT "BREAK"

THE MUSCLE CAN DETACH/SEVER
THAT IS ALL
>> Anonymous
Am I gay? I got so hard watching that gif.. Not because there is a penis but thinking how good that must feel.
>> Anonymous
>>314721
you got hard to a penis
>> Anonymous
Isn't there another gif that follows up on the first one?
>> hi mom (new tagline lol)
>>314721
Your balls touched.
>> Anonymous
>>314336

Moar.
>> Anonymous
>>314721
Nope, its just like watching blowjobs, you imagine yourself doing it.
>> Anonymous
>>314458
You're adorable. Can I take you home with me? ^___~
>> Anonymous
>>314436my best friend (male) and he had the brilliant idea of using the fleshlight on me.

so, your girlfriend watched your bestfriend masturbate you with a fleshlight?

thats an interesting 3some.
>> Anonymous
If everyone puts some money together to buy me one I MIGHT.. post gifs of me with it.
>> Anonymous
>>314721

same here I just imagined how good that must feel^O^
>> Anonymous
is their a fleshlight that get warm?
able to put warm water inside
>> Anonymous
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I love my fleshlight, but a real woman is better!
>> Dr. Dick Head .M.D.
>>314509
He was saying it's probably too small to get that big

anyway how much are flesh lights, are they good, lol
>> Kietsu
Fleshlight? Huh? I'm a girl and I don't know boys toys....
>> Anonymous
INCORRECT!

You really CAN break your penis. Here's how it works:

When the penis gets hard, it's not getting bony nor is it a muscle tensing: It's two great big (YMMV) rods that run the length of the penis that are filled with tiny blood-vessels. When it's time for action, the ports to the penile blood-vessels in those two rods (called the corpus cavernosa) go into one-way mode, so the blood goes in, but a lot less pumps back out, so it inflates like a water-balloon, or more correctly like thousands of tiny interwoven water-balloons that, when they're all full, make a nice solid form.

But just like water balloons, those corpus cavernosa can rupture, if you put too much pressure on it. Your penis is built to stick STRAIGHT OUT, and maybe bend upward and left and right. If it gets bent in a way it's not made to, you can rupture one or both of those rods.

One of the more common ways of this happening is when the girl's on top, slamming up and down, and then she goes up a little too far, then comes down on the penis, and her vagina doesn't hit it straight on; she hits it with her thigh or whatever, and he weight is suddenly bearing straight down on the penis.

SNAP! The blood-filled rod ruptures, and the dude is suddenly in a world of pain.

There are even doctors who specialize in fixing brok peni.

http://www.google.com/search?as_q=rupture&num=10&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=cor
>> Kietsu
Will someone please explain what a fleshlight is? I'm confused. I am a girl and only know about vibrators and dildos...
>> Anonymous
It's like... girl parts in a can basically, for horny losers who have never had or never will have a girlfriend and post on 4chan.
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Please explain to the only girl in this thread, what a fleshlight is...
>> Kietsu
Thank you. Might you answer some more questions for me? Why is it called a fleshlight? Does it light up? And what does it do? does it vibrate? Or is it just a peice of rubber?
>> Anonymous
>>315247
"the more you know"
>> Anonymous
>>315263

Not trying to be rude, but just Google it.
>> Anonymous
>>315265

It's in a flashlight-like casing which is suppost to help it blend in more. It doesn't vibrate, just the inside is a very vagina-like.

I want one since I'm single (I haven't ran into a girl close enough to my interests for a long time), but I won't pay $40usd for it
>> Anonymous
damn I still want one of those things!!!! will someone give me one?
>> Kietsu
Neat, if I were a guy, I'd get me one. I still want a vibrator that straps on. It's about the same price, $40.
>> Anonymous
has anyone ever wondered...

if you could hide a dildo... in a fleshlight?

i think theyd make perfect pairs
>> Anonymous
with this u get to cum inside pussy anytime
good stuff
>> Anonymous
>>314509
Did you really have to jump into Trip-mode to say that?
>> Anonymous
>>315247
Broken penis = not fun. Not fun at all. Even if it's just a MILD one. Not an experience I'd ever like to have again.

>>315280
Hey, don't stiff righty and lefty. (Ok, I admit, that was a horrible joke.)
>> Kietsu
That's a neat idea. Though right now, I got a box to hide my vibrator and sex stuff. It's a "sewing box", but I call it my "Sex Box". I got my birth control, condoms, vibrator, vaseline, and other stuff in there. Perhaps I should get a fleshlight when I get the money for my boyfriend for when he's horny as hell and can't get to me, so he can just imagine it's my vagina.
>> Dr. Dick Head .M.D.
>>315310

hope your mom dosn't wanna fix her pants or somthing
>> Kietsu
Lol that would be really creepy, perhaps I should get a lock for it.
>> Dr. Dick Head .M.D.
>>315314

don't you think that would draw more attention?