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Anonymous
Ute~
>> Anonymous
rofl
>> Anonymous
Does anyone happen to know what her name is?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
FAked. Straw under dick trick.
>> Anonymous
Haha.
>> Anonymous
Ann Harlow
>> Anonymous
How do I increased cum load? And that jizz... Has like no consistency. Like shooting out milk. Just drips, no ooze.
>> Anonymous
Unless that actually was fake.
>> Anonymous
>>199926
umm, I'm willing to bet 5 internets that it is fake
>> Anonymous
Good ^_^
>> Anonymous
>>199929
Why would it be fake?? Have you ever seen Peter North or equivalent? He can jizz for liek 10 minutes. Also it's coming out fast, that's why it's spraying apart.
>> Anonymous
i've seen people jizz a TON, you can apparently inject it into yourself to shoot out, i dunno why you'd go through all that trouble though
>> Anonymous
Why the HELL should that be fake?


It must be really nice to of been born yesterday. But then again, if you where, you shouldnt be in 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>199917
Depending on how everything is wired for you in particular....

1) Jerk to the edge of orgasm as slowly as possible but do NOT cum
2) Wait 45mins - 1 hour
3) Goto 1 three or four times
4) Drown girlfriend in sperm

Your body starts making more fluid when you get hard. You do end up with mostly fluid though because your production of sperm is pretty much a constant rate.
>> Anonymous
fucking hott
>> Anonymous
People who think this is fake = dumb.

the tips posted above are good tips, they will make you shoot more...

Also, following those tips regularly will increase your regular load size (you will cum more even when you do not follow those tips after a while).

I would recommend to each of you that considers this fake... find yourself 1 hour and 30 minutes tomorrow... get some porn and stuff... drink 2 FULL glasses of water 2 hours before you start... and...

Masturbate to near orgasm 10-12 times without cumming. Then relax a bit and do it twice more... let yourself cum the last time, and as you start to, PUSH like you do when you pee.

Standing at the back of a regular sized bathtub, you should be able to hit the front wall a couple times. Laying on your back, it will shoot over your head. Sometimes, even standing up if you look down at it, you might shoot yourself in the face a couple times.

Have fun...

Oh, and if you want more semen/pressure... eat 50 mg zinc per day... give it 2 weeks to kick in.
>> Anonymous
>>200304

lol you guys have way to much time on your hands.
>> Anonymous
>>200304

Confessions of an ex-pornstar.
>> Anonymous
>Masturbate to near orgasm 10-12 times without cumming.
Give myself blue balls you're saying?
>> Anonymous
there's another thing u can do to spray like that. notice how he squeezes the top before he comes. If you do that, and hold it tight while your cuming, it will eventually erupt like a volcano and just spray hard and fast.
>> Anonymous
penises are fun
>> Anonymous
This conversation actually reminds me of a comic strip called Mike's left hand from Sexylosers. In a couple of strips Mike teaches a couple of guys the correct way to masturbate or rather how to make masturbation most satisfying.
>> Anonymous
I have read every single comic from sexylosers. that is the bestest.
>> Fishman
Yup, sexylosers are the best! ;)
It's unfortunate, that this comic is almost dead lately :|
>> Anonymous
I still have stains on my wall that look like perfectly spaced apart machine gun fire from when I pulled out and shot over my girlfriends head to hit the wall behind the bed.

Love,
Gatling Penis