File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
I love it when these backwards fucks get their ass handed to them by the animals for a change
>> Anonymous
BOOM HEADSHOT!
>> Anonymous
epic
>> Anonymous
this is awesome
>> Anonymous
TRUE EPIC WIN
>> Anonymous
>>732811
Win.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Cow blender, anyone?
>> Anonymous
The bullfights are a supreme art where the superiority of the man is demonstrated over the beast, intelligence over the force, the life and the death.
if they do not understand it, it is because you are not brave men, only cowardly monkeys.
>> Anonymous
>>732856
People, the cow fell in.
>> Anonymous
thank God for people who post shit like cow blender jesus loves you.
>> Anonymous
>>732890
Is that why they starve the bull, chase it with horses, perforate it with spears, and let it bleed half to death before bringing in the matador?
>> Anonymous
>>732966
Lol, bull got nerfed.
>> Anonymous
>>732966
They should just catch a wild bull, kick it in the balls, then let it run at the fag with the cape and pokey stick. Then man could call himself superior.

It'd be more fun to watch anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>732890
Sorry, half dead bullfighting doesn't show any superiority.
>> Anonymous
>>732890
If they tried that with a healthy bull in the wild, then I'd be impressed. Otherwise they're just pussies who butcher animals in a controlled environment where they have an advantage.
>> Anonymous
>>732811
Bump
>> Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY
>>733015
We are human. Controlling the environment is one of our specialties.
>> Anonymous
>>733015
Yea, not seeing cow's do a lot of environment controlling.
>> Anonymous
>>733015
If you don't like humans controlling their environment then pack your shit up and go live away from society.
>> Anonymous
>>733094
No one here, I think, has any problem with the actual process of bullfighting.

It's the calling it "brave" and "noble" that people have a problem with. brave would be taking down a fully healthy bull in the wild bare handed. Taking down a heavily weakened bull with a sword and several helpers is generally called "being a pussy" in any other area of life.

If I get 9-10 of my friends and go beat up the local bully, that ain't brave, no matter how good a fighter he is. Same thing applies to bullfighting.
>> Anonymous
>>733115beat up the local bully...bullfighting

I see what you did there.
>> Anonymous
nigga you got knocked the fuck out
>> Anonymous
ITT: niggas don't know shit about bullfighting. those are amateurs doing that shit for shits and laughs, sometimes they do that before a real bullfight, getting assholes from the public to do it.
>> Anonymous
>>733115
What if you were eight years old and so were your friends, and you'd come up to him saying "we're sick and tired of you bullying us around" and he'd be like "well what are you punks gonna do about it!" and than he pushes you down, and than you're like "CHARGE!!!" and you and your eight year old friends tackle him and he swings one of his fists like Sauron and knocks three of you down, and than as he comes over you pull out the broken sword of kings and cut his fingers off?
>> Anonymous
Even despite all the gifs and vids out there of guys getting fucked up by bulls, anon seems to be forgetting how frequently it happens. It's not like these bulls are fucking crippled by the time the matador comes in. (yea, they've been worked over by the picadors and banderilleros, but they've still got plenty of fight, and all it takes is one good shot.)

I've seen a bullfight in person (six, actually), and I saw a bull take out one of the picadors, and that huge fucker stood there, throwing horn blows into the underside of the horse, with the rider trapped underneath it... it took the whole crew to draw the bull away, and he almost took out a few of them in the process. it takes more huevos than anon has to get in a bullring with one of those bulls bred and trained for fighting...

just sayin' it ain't no cakewalk.
>> Anonymous
Personally, I don't give a shit how the cows are handled, as long as the burger tastes good in the end, and doesn't have worms and shit crawling around in it.
>> Anonymous
>>733094
Congrats on completely missing my point...
>> Anonymous
>>733135
While that'd be fairly awesome, there are several points of contension:

1) Sauron would never lower himself to being a neighbourhood bully. He's got larger ambitions.
2) If Sauron WERE a neighbourhood bully, it is unlikely that I or my friends would attempt to stop him, even if we were 8 (and therefore rather stupid).
3) I never had a sword when I was 8, broken or otherwise, especially not a kings sword.
4) If we were close enough to be conversing, I wouldn't need to yell "charge", since we'd be a few steps away at most.
5) Sauron wouldn't say "Punks"
6) I'd cut more than his fingers off.
>> Anonymous
500 free internets to any of you P.E.T.A pussies who've even been in a corral with even a steer calf let alone a real bull.

Now, STFU and eat your McDonalds double cheese burger and stop thinking you understand shit about anything.
>> Anonymous
>>733143

and by the way, the "bull" in th op's gif is a fucking calf. And that baby calf kicked that dude's ass.
>> Anonymous
>>733157eat your McDonalds
no thanks. I prefer real food that won't kill me
>> omg
congrats mr. cow-blender,you saved my internets.
>> Anonymous
>>733115
gang mentality, it's been around for decades
>> Anonymous
>>733195
decades, even... lawl
>> Anonymous
>>733157

I live on a farm. I own a bull, and I have to feeed and clean him. We have around 20 cows.

Shut the fuck up and quit being a pussy.

Bulls aren't naturally agressive, bullfighting is just spearing, starving, and bleeding the bull until it's pissed off and doesn't have the strength to fight a human with a spear.
>> Anonymous
Congratulations on the hobby ranchette.

You work your own calves or you 'farm' that out to the local vet?

You whine about bucking straps on broncs too?
>> Anonymous
>>733289
my dad lived on a farm and his bulls were mean fuckers
>> Anonymous
>>732890

and if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.
>> Anonymous
Bull gets into the audience:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0AomCiI7cg
>> Anonymous
>>733365

I work the calves, and how would you like a big strap crushing your balls in?

Congratulations on probably never seeing any animal besides a dog in your godforsaken life.
>> Anonymous
We control the environment to weaken the bull. That is one of our strengths.

Then, in steps the bullfighter, who instead of facing either:

A) Boring odds against a bull who isn't shitty and doesn't want to fight, or

B) Suicidal odds against an 100% healthy, but still pissed off, bull,

The bullfighter is in harsh odds against a weak but still very capable of kicking his ass animal. It's a combination of technology, mental superiority, and bravery, which is the exact combination that's seen humans become the superior species they are.

Bullfighting isn't just a demonstrated of some adrenaline junky fighting a bull, it's also a demonstration that we can get a bull into just the right level of weakness to still be a challenge but not just annihilate the little Spanish man in three seconds. Now go back to your PETA rallies and furfag conventions.
>> Anonymous
>>733289
>>733365
>>733441

ITT my bulls are bigger than yours.
>> Anonymous
>>732890
Yeah, I can from>>732811.
>> Anonymous
>>733115
with bats, then bring him to the playground so u can "beat" him
>> Anonymous
>>733456
You are a giant faggot. Sorry, the "control the environment is our strength" argument is bullshit. They don't tell people they weaken the bull first. If they were so proud of this fact they'd let everyone know what they do first to weaken the bull.

No, they let people believe they are fighting healthy bulls and only the people intelligent enough to do the research find out that's not the truth.
>> Anonymous
>>733456
>technology

LOL, nice try troll.
>> Anonymous
>>733143
And to think those same bulls would be killed in a fight with a pissed off grizzly bear.

Nothing against the bulls, just that grizzlies are tough bastards.
>> Bullfighters sure are brave Anonymous
"Heavy weights are tied to the bull’s neck for weeks before the fight to weaken him. Workers rub petroleum into his eyes to obscure his vision and beat the bull’s kidneys repeatedly. They give him tranquilizers, laxatives, and drugs that induce paralysis or a hypnotized state. They feed the bull a great deal of salt so that he will drink excessive amounts of water, become bloated and, consequently, slow. The vast majority of bulls are forced to undergo afeitado, the cutting down or filing of the horns. Part of the bull’s horns are sawed off so that he cannot thrust at his opponent properly. All the while, the bullfighter is practicing his techniques on underweight heifers.


For hours before to the bullfight, the bull is held in a tiny, dark isolation cell. He is not given food or water. Confused and anxious, the bull misses the company of his herd. Just before entering the bullring, he is harpooned, causing him to bleed, then released into the bright light of the arena."

Excuse some of the lame PETA talk but yeah, there is nothing brave about that.
>> More details Anonymous
Act 1
Each bullfighter has a group of men assist him in the ring; a bullfighter on a horse is named a picador. During act one, the picadores damage the bull’s neck muscles by stabbing him repeatedly with a spiked lance. The riders impale their spears into the bull's back and shoulders, tearing the muscles and tendons the animal needs to defend himself. He suffers serious blood loss.

Act 2
The picadores strike the bull with barbed harpoons, further crippling him. He experiences tissue damage and sometimes internal bleeding. He may be too weak to raise his head or walk. He may try to crawl away or collapse. Or he may urinate and defecate uncontrollably. The spears dig into the bull’s back for the rest of the “fight.”
>> Anonymous
Act 3
The matador attempts to stab the bull in the heart with his sword. While theoretically the bull should die instantly, the killer usually misses. He often mistakenly stabs the bull in the lungs, which sometimes causes the animal to vomit blood out of his nose and mouth. After stabbing the bull (usually again and again) with the long sword, his killers try to slice up his internal organs so that he will collapse, if he has not already done so. As a result, the bull may be paralyzed, but still conscious. The bullfighters frequently cut the bull’s spinal cord with a dagger to make his death more visually appealing to the spectators. His ears and tail are then cut off. The bull is dragged around the bullring while the audience cheers. If he is still alive at this point, he is subsequently killed.
>> Anonymous
fuck animals, if they arent endangered then take your whining elsewhere
>> Anonymous
>>733554
No one is whining because they kill the bull. We are "whining" because these faggots like to be called brave and thought of as heroes when clearly they are just attention whores. The bull doesn't have a chance in hell of ever winning the fight unless the matador is absolutely fucking talentless.
>> Anonymous
This should become copypasta soon...
>> Anonymous
The bull is a hero.
I love eating meat.
>> Anonymous
Booooooring. Marked for old or something.

probullfights and propetanewfags gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>733544
>>733548
>>733550
where did you get this info exactly?
>> Anonymous
>>733550
>>733548
>>733544
I fucking lol'd at referring to the bull as a "he"
>> Anonymous
>>733580
http://www.lcanimal.org/cmpgn/cmpgn_015.htm

Certainly wouldn't get that info straight from the people involved because they are trying to play up their heroism.

>>733593
Like I said, the PETA language makes it kind of stupid but it doesn't change the facts. Facts are the bull has very little chance of winning unless the matador is a total retard. I'd put the risk level somewhere at the same as pro wrestling. You can get hurt, even killed but everything about it is well controlled and scripted to a certain extent.
>> Anonymous
>>733593
bulls are male...
>> Anonymous
>>733597
While I agree that the bull is most certainly weakened before the fight. Note that this piece is probably exaggerated to draw more attention to it.
>> Anonymous
>>733603
No, the truth is just usually that fucked up. People like to see through their rose-tinted glasses and pretend like everything is sunshine and rainbows when it isn't. More often than not the truth doesn't have to be exaggerated because the truth(which is usually hidden) is more than enough to make an emotional impact on people. Kind of like the recent findings that showed PETA killed more animals than anyone else and were going around "adopting" good animals from shelters then killing them in vans and throwing them in dumpsters.
>> Anonymous
It's just fucking cruel and total shit.I hope it gets banned asap.
They can't even eat the bull afterwards because of all the shit they've pumped into the poor animal's system
>> Anonymous
>>733632
BAWWWW, GTFO of 4chan