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>> Anonymous
Mandess was an amazing flash.
Did the guy ever make any more?
>> Anonymous
He's got like, 7 story ones out, and then Marshmallow madness.
Lurk newgrounds moar, noob.
>> Anonymous
>>579730Lurk newgrounds moar, noob.
HA HA OH WOW
>> Anonymous
>>579730

ATTENTION NEWGROUNDERS,

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
>> Steve
>>579794
Wow...it's like you were there, man.
>> Anonymous
>>579794

I think I love you...
>> Anonymous
tl;dr

And you listened to Linkin Park? Ugh.
>> Anonymous
>>579794
Bear my children
>> Anonymous
>>579794

Sounds like a copypasta, and yeah, it definitely didn't go on a good 15 lines longer than it needed to...
>> Anonymous
>>579794
for me, the only applicable parts of this are:
-suburbs
-dbz
-pepsi
-doritos
-ie (thankfully i've since converted to firefox)

-and nowadays, linkin park (didn't like them then, but surprisingly do now)


so, how do the rest of you match up to it?
>> Steve
>>579850
No joke, the exact same for me as you.
>> Anonymous
>>579794
madness isnt a comedy
>> Anonymous
There's a madness game too, dumbass.

krinkels.net
>> Anonymous
>>579850
Perfect description of all my friends. I've always hated DBZ, drank coke, got my first PC in 04, didn't do pot until this summer, had sex on my 14th birthday
>> Anonymous
>>579794
you sir... are my stalker ex-girlfriend
>> Anonymous
>>579794
Copy pasta?