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Anonymous
Talk about cumming buckets!
>> Anonymous
fake cum is fake, looks like the balls got a bit of salene too...
>> Anonymous
Jesus, who would want that super power?
>> Anonymous
could you explain how this is fake? I mean, i guess if we x-rayed this he could have his balls stuffed inside a fake scrotum... and his fake penis is actually a well timed mechanism shooting goo everytime he strokes DOWN. I mean, what are the mechanics behind fake cum?
>> Anonymous
Bukkake master superstar for japan ?
>> Anonymous !.X9p7owdWI
old
>> Anonymous
>>829577

Nothing quite so elaborate. Just stick a needle down the urethra and inject some sort of saline solution.
>> Anonymous
>>829581

Do you see how much there is in this vid? Where would it go... his bladder? Jesus, just thinking about that gives me the heebie jeebies...
>> Anonymous
this is a good newfag detector
>> Anonymous
Step 1: Stick a saline IV in your nutsack.
Step 2: Inject creamed corn into your bladder through your urethra.

Voila. You are now the dude in this gif.
>> Anonymous
Creamed Corn or GTFO!
>> Anonymous
this is just fucked, why would you want an engourged ball sack?
>> Anonymous
lololol who gives a shit? Look at his tiny cock. I lol'd so hard.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
small dick is small..... retardedly big nuts or retardedly large.... ETC
>> Anonymous
its amazing what a needle of saline solution to the balls does huh.
>> Anonymous
That's just luck for ya. If don't have a big dick with small balls that barely shoots any cum, you got a small dick with huge balls that literally shoots a bucket of cum. The process of doing that to your balls must hurt like hell for weeks.
>> Anonymous
Actually I'm big, yet I blow a pretty big load. Maybe not as much as Mr. Saline here, but enough. >|3
>> Anonymous
>>829886
And in a bizarre turn of events, I am going to completely belive that this man has a large penis!
>> Anonymous
>>829886
TRANSLATION: I wish I was at least as big as this guy then I wouldn't have to make up stupid bullshit to try to make myself feel better while ending with a retarded face like >|3...
The | in >|3 is like a censorship bar that way in real life people won't be able to match my trouble (in this case: my small penis) to my face, however I don't realize I already did that by defining myself as anonymous (the name being a pretty decent censorship bar for the internet). Thereby making myself look like a damn fool caught with my dick hanging ou~ oh wait scratch that, it's too small so I guess I can't be caught with it out.
>> Anonymous
>>829902
In the business world, this is what we like to call a ZINGER!
>:3
>> Anonymous
sup /b/... I've noticed something when I'm having sex with your mother, I mean, my girlfriend :3, and that is, if I keep on fucking her brains out for (lets say) 3-4 hours, I ejaculate approxamently 9-12 shots...! But she wont let me cum on her tits, bc she's not that dirty... fuck! She wont even let me stuff my cock up her ass hole... should I dump her? Anyway, what I'm saying that if you wank off (without shooting any cum) for an hour or so, you will probably be able to fill a cup with jizz...
>> Anonymous
>>829921


/b/ is that way --------->