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Anonymous
I was considering purchasing a gun to defend myself with, but instead, I just bought one of these.
Now, in times of need, I can simply club attackers over the head with my penis, while still maintaining a safe distance of 12 feet.
Of course, I can no longer fully insert my penis into my wife, but we solved it in an amusing way. We pick up two whores, and I fully insert my penis through one, then through the other. My wife then rides the few inches that remain (we use short whores).
My life has never been better!
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