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Anonymous
Weeaboos should like this one.
>> Anonymous
I'm not even going to start on all the stuff that is wrong with that gif.

FIRST OF ALL, in the first scene, there is no snow on the cowboy hat, but in the final bit, there is a fuck-ton of snow on it.

CONTINUITY!
>> Anonymous
Grit vs. Kanbei; the new Advance Wars movie.
Looks like its going to be good.
>> Anonymous
>>1045338

Blame the movie, not the gif maker. It wasn't patched up from different scenes.
>> Anonymous
w0w what's this from?
>> Anonymous
>>1045343
How could anything with some sword-wielding dumbass charging at a guy with a gun and not getting shot be anything resembling good? God damn, Japan needs to just stop before they look any more retarded. I used to be able to watch this kind of stuff, but I swear it's getting worse. I can stand a period piece, but when they try to make it out like all samurai were master swordsmen and the katana isn't completely obsolete, I'm always torn between laughing and blind rage.
>> Anonymous
>>1045365
Your mom is obsolete
>> Anonymous
Takashi Miike's Sukiyaki Western Django. Gooks playing cowboys and the sort. It's all in glorious spoken Engrish, no subs needed. He makes some crazy ass movies but this doesn't compare to Izo. It also has Quentin Tarantino in it in a small role.
>> Anonymous
>>1045365
you are gay
>> Anonymous
guns > swords
>> Anonymous
>>1045365

He also blocks and deflects 5 bullets before that with his sword as he runs towards the gunman.
>> Anonymous
>>1045378
>>Takashi Miike's Sukiyaki Western Django

the torrent for the movie is in /t/ right nao.
>> Anonymous
>>1045384

Indeed it is.
>> Anonymous
>>1045328

Not to mention the way the sword was angled, even if the lucky (and impossible) chance that the sword would split the bullet, the bullet shards would have split in two and went right into both his eye sockets.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>1045343
Quit fucking with my head.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>1045415
>>1045408
Slow arrow is slow,
that was a weak shot
>> Anonymous
>>1045430
one of those is slowed down. either way i wouldn't want to try doing that.
>> Anonymous
I heard this this is based on a true story and is 100% his·tor·i·cal·ly accurate.
>> Anonymous
>>1045414
>>1045365
I had at least two victims, I claim victory.
>> Anonymous
>>1045406
its the power of the samurai sword
>> Anonymous
>>1045328

Fuck that shit. He locks the sword with the trigger guard and kicks the samurai in the balls, finishing him off with a bullet to the head. I am so sick of this fucking mystique with swords, and japanophiles and their obsession with katanas.
>> Anonymous
>>1046152
i agree fuck those retards
>> Anonymous
>>1046152
>>1045328
Chill out man this is only a film. But I can say that it is possible to make the bullet split in half with any edged material. Even an axe to a metal wedge can do it. So chances of a gunman to be dead by a katana is a man who can't repeat fire.

If was a gunman with a SAA revolver facing a dude with blades, I will just shoot from the hip double action style.

If I was the swordsman, I would be lucky to have my blade strike a single bullet. But most likely I'd throw the sword at the dude if I have clear shot.
>> Anonymous
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=YdFmVZ0aAWo

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>1045328
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=72pTE-3Clb4&feature=related

i think this one is more relavent
>> Anonymous
>>1046152
Where as nerds who throw temper tantrums over technically accuracy are fucking awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>1046232
This pretty much sums up this thread. 4chan, which was once Japan loving weaboos, is now flooded with Fuck Yeah, America nerds. I'm not sure which I hate more, trendy people, or people who all try to be different the same way. Go back to /k/ you killed-a-million-terrosists-with-my-bare-hands nerds, you're ruining my movie.
>> Christmas for a Jew
Fuckin Saved
>> Anonymous
sauce?
>> BeamYosho !sK.NtkIuiA
>>1046205
Yeah, you can split a bullet into two.

You're still going to be hit by it, though.
>> Anonymous
what's the sauce
>> Anonymous
I'ma savin'!
>> Anonymous
>>1046543

The film "Sukiyaki Western Django."

Look up the trailer on Youtube.
>> Anonymous
Then you gotta think: How many people have that sort of skill to actually hit the bullet and even if they did how would they fare against a semi-auto gun? I doubt the swordsman would survive. That would require insane amounts of speed, coordination, and a shit-ton of God's love making that bullet fly into the blade, and since there is no God the swordsman would be FUCKED.
>> Anonymous
Yeesh. It's a Japanese version of a Spaghetti Western. Of course they're going to make it unrealistic. Holy hell, you people, you think someone's actually going to be citing this as a pointer for reality? It's a movie.

And for the record, the way this fight ends? The gunman pulls out another gun and shoots the swordsman in the face. Are the accuretards happy now?
>> Anonymous
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=YPQ1W3qobys&feature=related
>> Anonymous
>>1046657
lol canada
>> Anonymous
>>1046609
Even if someone managed to split a bullet, the two halves are still going to move forward and are enough to kill you. So the samurai ends up with two holes in his head instead of one.
>> Anonymous
>>1046657
You and many others have succeeded in showing us that a katana can deflect/slice a bullet in half. When held firmly in a vice.
And aimed at.

Show me a clip where they do it for realz.
>> Anonymous
>>1046677
You aren't considering the vacuum effect of the katana which will get the two pieces and suck them up so they slow down enough to harmlessly bounce off the samurai's body. DUR
>> Anonymous
>>1046679

You're missing the point. The katana was obliterated.
>> Anonymous
>>1046677

Actually, depends on the way it gets cut and how it's deflected. If it goes at a bad angle and lots of the energy is dissipated from hitting the sword, then it might actually be stopped by some armor. Not sure how much, but I guess your bullet just got a little less armor-penetrating.
>> Anonymous
>>1046686

It looks like the bullet hit the katana right at the end of the handle...you know, that area where the sword is incredibly less sharp.
>> Anonymous
...It's a movie. How entertaining would it be if there wasn't stuff like this? Looks like the scene was a success; look how many people it attracted, even if they are bitching about it.

"OMG DIS SHIT SUX B CUZ DERE'S NO WAI DAT COULD HAPPIN. GUNZ > SWOARDS LOLOLOL!!!!"
>> Anonymous
>>1046692
>> Anonymous
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=related
>> Anonymous
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=GkLXdLgOybE

faggots
>> Anonymous
itt people make themselves feel big by pointing out special effects in movies
>> Anonymous
It's this huge romanitc obsession with katanas is getting really annoying. Yeah, it's a movie but weaboos and japs need to cut the shit.
>> Anonymous
just watched the only special effect in it. and like the only cool scene too
>> Anonymous
I heard that in the Indiana Jones movie coming out this summer, there is going to be a scene where Jones tries to shoot a samurai wielding a katana, just like in the first movie, but this time the samurai deflects his bullet and knocks Jones' hat off with it, and Jones drops his gun and surrenders
>> Anonymous
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RAAAAAAAAAAAARGH THERE'S A KATANA IN THE GIF!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!! SERIUOS FUCKIGN BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Snow flakes are apparently as fast bullets!!!!
>> fire !3GqYIJ3Obs
fun gif and fuck the haters
>> Anonymous
>>1045328
Please tell me this is a comedy and we're not supposed to be taking that seriously.

>>1046790
A whole lot more entertaining.
>> Anonymous
>>1046998

Nerd Rage is serious business.
>> Anonymous
Gun beats sword. Nuclear warhead beats gun. IRL
>> Anonymous
this thread made me laugh
>> Anonymous
I bet Sephiroth would be able to kill that gunman