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Anonymous
Happiness is...
Never having to leave the house!
>> Anonymous
the pursuit of happyness...
>> Anonymous
he is my fucking hero !!!
>> Joobles
Would this be masturbation or being gay?
>> Anonymous
>>544239
masturbation
>> Anonymous
>>544239
Balls aren't touching.
>> Anonymous
>>544239
how is it any gayer than with your own hand?
>> Anonymous
Hapenis
>> Anonymous
It's masturgaytion.
>> Anonymous
WTF is this shit? more girl porn on my /gif/, NAO.
>> AnonyMouse
I Envy You.
>> Anonymous
>>544245
cuz you're putting a dick in your mouth. regardless of the fact that it's your own dick, it's still gay
>> Anonymous
>>544573
it's only gay if balls are touching
>> Anonymous
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>>544573

Also by your logic, jacking off yourself is gay because it's a dick your pulling and pulling other guys dicks is gay... Fail
>> Anonymous
my balls touch each other, am I gay?
>> Anonymous
>>544573
And you're a faggot when you jerk off to 4chan. I mean, even if it's your dick, you're still touching and stroking a cock.
>> Anonymous
>>544584
Well, he has 2 balls... They're probably touching there. In normal masturbation balls do not touch.
>> Anonymous
>>544178
I hope you break your neck. Or better yet bite off your hapenis
>> LilBlu-TCup
His sucking on it. thats wut makes it gay, beating off with you hand doesnt involve sucking on it or liking it. unless you lick up the cum. so his is gay, enough said.
>> Anonymous
i tried to do this once.

turns out i'm not so limber u_u
>> Anonymous
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>>544625

Shutup namefag and ponder the logic before you.
>> Anonymous
i bet he swallowed
>> Anonymous
And with normal masturbation, you're putting a dick in your hand. But apparently you don't think touching another dude's cock is gay, you fag.
>> Anonymous
my cousin died like that
>> Anonymous
you've been watching clerks too much.
>> Anonymous
my friend died that way
>> prof peanut butter
i died that way
>> Anonymous
if there are TWO MEN (or more) touching each other in a SEXUAL WAY, then its gay. If there is ONE PERSON touching him or herself in a sexual way, then its MASTURBATION.
>> Anonymous
I say, you either suck dick, or you do not suck dick.
>> Anonymous
God damn. The closest I've even gotten was just the tip, lol.
>> Anonymous
Be hard for a fatty do this. All his rolls of flubber would keep getting in the way.

He's be like NNNGHHHH NNNNNGHHH NNNNGHHH.

And all this bulging moist fetid whale-meat would keep bloating out in big sweaty rolls and pushing into his chub-jowled face, shoving it away from his pen0r.

And then, he'd be like UNNGH, NNNGH, NNNGHH, and trying to twist his face left and right, like, smearing it almost INTO the big rolls of flab, like to make space, or just push it out the way, thinking he can push through his own fat and stuff to get to his cock.

And then finally he'd just get a faint sight of the tip through the heaving blubbery hills of sweaty stinking flab and he'd start gorping like a goldfish, like he even has a chance of reaching it, but he tries anyway.

GAWRP. GAWRP. GAWRP.

And he'd be all sweaty because of the effort and then he'd slip off his chair and then lie on the floor crying, because of utter fail.

And he'd be all hurting inside, and saying it isn't my fault I'm fat, and can't suck my own dick... it's my genetics, it's not my fault I fail.

And it'd be so painful, so humiliating, even though there was no one there to witness it. He'd be thinking, god can't I do anything right? I'm such a fucking whale. I'm a disgrace. I'm pathetic.

And the tears would be like tracks of wet heat, burning with shame.

Oh, god it hurts so much.

Er... i...

shit.
>> Anonymous
>>545017

was it worth posting all that
>> Anonymous
>>545020
You know damn well this is going to get copypasted every time this gif is posted.
>> Anonymous
I lol'd at pretty much every post

thank you Anonymous
>> Sum d00d !4UjY1di7KI
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>>544990
him too
>> Anonymous
that ron
>> Anonymous
>>544314
WIN!