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>> Anonymous
lol fail
>> Anonymous
ah crap, wrong thread, sorry
>> Anonymous
meant for>>980277
>> Anonymous
lol
>> Anonymous
People still saying you can make your dick bigger by pounding it with a hammer? How come you haven't heard about it on Maury then? Huh?
>> Anonymous
they all mustve seen one too many cock toture videos and figured hitting your cock with a hammer makes it bigger. i mean, it makes perfect sense (sarcasm)
>> Anonymous
It works.
>> Anonymous
prove it.
>> Anonymous
lol. youre full of shit.
>> Anonymous
Me too. Pencil to beer can in 14 months!
>> Anonymous
my wife is a satisfied customer if you know what I mean. never heard it called "hammertime" before, I just thought it was calld cell stressing.
>> Anonymous
>>980736
of probably massive swelling, blood clots, pus, and hemorrhaging
>> Anonymous
Iv been doin it for 5 years never had a problem after the first month
>> Anonymous
i came across a video on youtube that kind of proves that hammering your cock makes it bigger

here is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPVJKWejhwI
>> Anonymous
u wer doin it wrong!

avoid gut & balls, just hit dick. if your dicks too small to put on table, get a smaller fuckng hammer
>> Anonymous
>>980758

well i'm convinced. it fucking works.
>> Anonymous
I know a guy who did it using a vise instead of a hammer but he ended up having to get surgery because that cuts off the blood flow too much
>> Anonymous
Do you people really think that guys with the seriously freakish, enormous dicks just get them by accident? That'd be like having hands the size of catcher's mitts. The human body isn't that freakish without help.

You want a giant dick, you gotta hammer it. Nothing else works.
>> Anonymous
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!?!?
>> Anonymous
WTF it's FPS doug
>> Anonymous
i haet large cock.

It hurts. people who want a 12 inch or a 16 nch or whatever.
It won't fit my "kat".
Please stop trying to get bigger dicks. It's pointless
>> Anonymous
It's a Trick! don't listen to her!!!
>> Anonymous
>>981041
"kat"=him
>> Anonymous
no i think Kat ment she was too emabarassed to say pussy
>> Anonymous
well I was embarassed.
but im sick of men thinking they need bigger cocks.

no more bigger cocks. And Condoms don't take away from pleasure.
It makes sure we don't get pregnant =P
>> Anonymous
God, I laughed when I saw his face.
>> Anonymous
>>981069
Never fucked without a condom.
>> Anonymous
Dude that youtube link works hella lot better than a hammer
>> Anonymous
condoms are for people who don't know how to pull out.
>> Anonymous
Dude! pulling out don't work!
remember in Health class? that film you make before you start. Called "Pre-cum". It has semen.
So go ahead and pull out Won't help much
I dare you to pull out and not be a new daddy by the years end
>> Anonymous
>>981102
so i've magically haven't goten a baby in the 11 yrs that i've been fucking?
>> Anonymous
you are one lucky son of a bitch.

>OR YOU SHOOT BLANKS!<
>> Anonymous
>>981102
just prooves you dont know how to pull out properlly.
>> Anonymous
HAHA both of you shoot blanks!!!
>> Anonymous
>>981112

Impotent
>> Anonymous
Be like Shang high noon and Shoot blanks!

Safest way to never be a dad!
>_<
>> Anonymous
man condoms definately take away from the pleasure. i stopped using them about a month ago (after being in a sexual relationship for 2 months) and let me tell you. month 3 is so much better. i pull out a miunte or 2 early and have her suck my dick for a couple mins. then she swallows it all. still gets in her. but this way i don't have to give her a falcon punch.
>> Anonymous
but women love the feeling of hot cum in their pussy. use a condom to just make it so you can pull it out AFTER you fill her with LOVE
>> Anonymous
>>980685
you know what gets women turned on, money, your cock doesn't turn a girl on, neither does the size, it's the size of your wallet, cause all women are bitches and hoes.
>> Anonymous
>>981142
if she really loved you, she'd prove it by getting an iud
>> Anonymous
>>980782

"Do you people really think that guys with the seriously freakish, enormous dicks just get them by accident?"

No, I think genetics gives some guys freakish horsedicks and others the angry inch.

My dad's genetics gave me a nice 8 inches to work with. No cock-bashing involved.
>> Anonymous
it could have been your mom's genes
>> Anonymous
This is true.

Either way no cock-bashing needed.
>> Anonymous
>>981373
oh no you didn't