Meet a boy named Phil and his familyOn vacation from the 22nd centuryThey got a rented time-machine and they're on their wayTo a time way, way, way back in the daySo now he's Phil , Phil, Phil of the FutureKeeping it together just as best as he can. Phil, Phil, Phil of the FutureHe's a 22nd century man, a 22nd century manOn a holiday through history,But the final destination was a mysteryBut something on the time-machine had blownSo they ended up right here in our time-zoneSo now he's Phil, Phil, Phil of the Future,Comment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.
Awww, that didn't work out like you thought, did it?
Fail Phil is fail