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Anonymous
Ninja or Pirates
>> Anonymous
animoot or die, newfag.
>> Anonymous
ninjas
>> Anonymous
The board says "Animated GIF" for a reason...

Besides, Ninjas would totally rape pirate ass any day of the week.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
http://www.duckyfilms.com/NinjavsPirate.htm
>> Anonymous
that last gif isnt really animated. its more of a slide show.
>> Anonymous
Protip:

You CANT SEE Ninjas.

Ninjas win.
>> Anonymous
>>697934
Exactly. I don't get why people don't realize this. Ninja's are stealthy and skillful. Pirates are dumb and slow. One Ninja could kill a boat load of pirates no problem.
>> Anonymous
>>697995
very true. it's even proved so in one of the first Dark Brotherhood quests in Oblivion when you have to assassinate the capitan of a ship without getting seen. i just killed everyone, it's easier than having to sneak past the same guy like 5 times.
>> Anonymous
Cowboys
>> Anonymous
These are all Ninja myths.
If you incorporate all the pirate myths a Pirate could beat the shit out of a ninja, and a realy pirate could beat a real ninja too.

No one is fast enough to dodge a bullet, no one.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
i think that just gave me cancer
>> Anonymous
>>698050

i think mwai.
>> Anonymous
lets solve this on mythbusters
>> Governator
Can't shoot a ninja if you have 15 ninja stars in your back and a sword through your head.
P.S.
Hard to shoot a ninja if you can't see him :/
>> Anonymous
>>698102
please refer to>>698027
>> Anonymous
What about Space Pirates? Do they count for the Pirate side? I think that kinda gives them a pretty huge advantage. Even if you include.. um.... Space Ninja.
>> Anonymous
ninja vs. pirate:

ninja hides in shadows, pirate lumbers around with wooden leg and one eye (no depth perception btw), ninja throws flash bomb and blinds pirate's one good eye (can't see ninja to shoot him), ninja casually (but silently) walks up to pirate and slits his throat.

END OF STORY
>> Anonymous
Pirate takes gun shoots ninja because ninjas arent really that good
>> Anonymous
>>698116

Bonus story: Pirate shoots gunpowder barrels while blind, ship catches fire (also whale grease/oil ohshi-), blows up, ninja dies.
>> Anonymous
Looks. Heres how it would go down.

1v1, the ninja would win, hands down.

But due to the inverse law on ninjas, and the fact that pirates fight better in larger numbers, pirates would win handily in something like a 10v10 conflict, or pretty much anything gibber than 6v6
>> Anonymous
>>698142

until it got down to one, if you wanna put it like that.

En groupe, ninjas cannot fight. They're slow, dumb, and attack one at a time. On the other hand, when it gets back down to 1, he goes back to regular ninja status.

2 ninjas work well together also

1-3 ninjas = everything

3< = dear god ninja loss
>> Anonymous
it's supposed to be ANIMATED you fucking idiot
>> Anonymous
fucking greasy ass weeaboos are full of fail. pirates would win, get over it and gb2naruto
>> SAGE SAGE
SAGE
>> Anonymous
BTW: Ninjas used all kind of techniques to overcome their enemies, also fireweapons and explosives.

Nowadays 'Ninjas' would prefer a silenced 9mm on their belt rather than a katana and shuriken. ;-)
>> Anonymous
vikings own both of them
>> Anonymous
>>698291
vikings = pirates
>> Anonymous
shi- ninja plz
>> Anonymous
PIRATES
>> Anonymous
ITT narutards think ninjas have godlike powers.
>> Anonymous
chuck wins
>> Anonymous
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Jay and silent bob wins! also the smoking monkey wins
>> Anonymous
vikings
>> Anonymous
Pirates are still around.

Real ninjas have gone extinct.

Pirates win, motherfuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>698460
Hi, John.
>> Anonymous
can i introduce you retards to teh blunderbuss? dont need to know where anythings at with a blunderbuss..
>> Anonymous
>>698460
pirates = vikings
>> Anonymous
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broly... his power is maximum
>> Tenri
Cops win they shoot the pirates and lock up the ninjas for desterbing the peace.
>> Anonymous
>>698500
they also lock up retards who don't know how to spell.
>> Anonymous
I have developed the ultimate treatise on the matter:

Ninjas would WIN.
But Pirates are COOLER.
>> Anonymous
>>698465

>Pirates are still around.

Pirates today ain't what they were 3-5 centuries ago.

>Real ninjas have gone extinct.

Silent Killers and Spies never extinct. They lurk in the shadows, invisible to your eyes.

lul
>> Anonymous
when the pirate dies from scurvy, the ninja steps in to kick ass.