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Anonymous
I will begin with Jazz
>> Anonymous
lol he dies, lol

but post moar.
>> Anonymous
watching that shit on a computer screen is doing a disservice to yourself
>> Anonymous
>>569730
or just fat and dont like sunlight
>> Anonymous
what a crap movie. how the fuck is bumblebee a camaro
>> Anonymous
ok lets ask that question again, would u want to see bumble bee as a new VW beetle? ok there is your answer ;)

i was wanting jazz to stay as a porsche too... ohhhh well :P

not to mention if you have noticed most of the vehicles are GM based... like pontiac / Chevy / ohhh and GM :P
>> Anonymous
bleh ment gmc not gm
>> Anonymous
Jazz might of died in the movie... but he is back by what hasbro mentioned on their toy boxs...

so he is back wooooot
>> Anonymous
make a gif of that one autobot jumping over that lady as she screams to fight whatever decepticon it was, fuck i'm not good with names
>> Anonymous
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I will begin with jizz
>> Anonymous
SAUCE
>> Anonymous
Megatron ripped Jazz in half :-(
>> Anonymous
>>569731
Or don't feel like paying $10 for a sub-par movie
>> Anonymous
>>569805
maybe get a job?
>> Anonymous
>>569716

this gif is exactly like the original animated TF MOVIE with Cup attacking Blitzwing...
>> Anonymous
>>569805

Fail. Turned out to be a pretty fucking good movie. Hats off to Michael Bay for FINALLY doing something right.
>> Anonymous
Movie sucked Jon Voights ass. Starscream cliffhanger was lame, considering none of the transformers were developed as characters. Stuff blew up tho so thats cool.
>> Anonymous
>>569814
Agreed!
>> Anonymous
>>569760

rapidshit?
>> Anonymous
>>Comedy, I take it u went to see this movie, that's COMEDY!
>> Anonymous
jazz's first line is priceless. "whats crackin' bitches?"
>> Anonymous
Jazz is the nigga of the autobots, he breakdances when he comes out of car form
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Movie sucks so much I didn't even know Jazz died until Prime said so. But then Jazz had like two lines of dialogues, so there ain't much sadness.
>> Anonymous
Did anyone else notice that the only nigra autobot was the only one who died?

Conspiracy?!!?

noooo he comes back in the second one. In fact he volunteers to turn on the generator to get power back online in the park!
>> Anonymous
request gif of large breasted bystander as an autobot runs over head.
>> Anonymous
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this cat is aiming at fags who weren't old enough to remember the TV series and think the new movie is cool
>> AnonymouSteve
i thought the movie was pretty balls
>> Anonymous
>>570150
NO see if you remembered and loved the old tv series and thought the rest since then was crap you would think the new movie was pimp since it is the closest there has been in twenty years
>> Anonymous
>>570027

lol i thought the same thing. some dude in the theater said, "they killed the black one!"
>> Anonymous
beast wars > transformers
>> Anonymous
>>570184

Beast wars was shit. If you grew up in the 90's watching that tripe you fucking missed out on the superior original. And the movie WAS the closest thing to the original in 20 years.

Everything between 1987 and 2007 was utter shit. Cry about it all you want but that's the truth, there is no arguing this logic.
>> Anomynous
>>570193

What about the Stan Lee remake on Cartoon Network? I thought that one was at least interesting.
>> Anonymous
"closest to the original"? ARE YOU ON CRACK? MEGATRON WAS A GUNDAM ROBOT. BUMBLEBEE WAS A CAMARO. FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>869811
For those who have a job I say get a life. U must've bought a ticket hehe poor soul LOL! Maybe you'll learn next time!
>> Anonymous
i remember watching the old one, and so do all my friends. we watched the movie and loved it.

the way they did the movie they expected the audience to know who was in the Autobot camp and who they were, hence no "character development".

i loved the part where Megs has Jazz by the leg and he's still fighting.

Jazz: "you wanna piece of me?"

Megatron: "no i want two!"

[Megatron rips Jazz in half]


i'd love to see a gif of when Megatron flicks that guy into the cab
>> Anonymous
The movie was good, plain and simple. There's no need to bitch because you know damn well they can't just take every little exact thing from the old series and just make the colors a little more pretty for you and have you know every exact move to the movie before it was seen, that would of been horribly stupid. They have to update for all the lost time and remake alote to make it where people that did'nt see the old stuff know whats going on.
>> Anonymous
what's with all you guys?

everyone i talked to--at work, home, friends, everyone--they fucking loved the movie. those who can't get over their HAPPY-TIME days watching contradictory, poorly animated fillers between the original and this 2007 movie is a failfag.

don't you want to update Transformers? because frankly, the way it was designed then would be too old for today's market. bitching about it would be as lame as bitching about life because you don't enjoy your work.

even for its thin plot and apparent reliance on effects and bling, Transformers came out as an excellent movie. better than Spiderman. better than 300.

so shut up old fags and just watch. you'll love it.
>> Anonymous
The gif looks to me like every CGI cartoon (and yes, they ARE cartoons, guys) movie they make anymore - lots of quick, blurred motion that ultimately shows little detail or actual action. Put a movie camera on a tripod, spin it around really fast and then watch the nearly abstract fuzzy colors, it's all the same thing.
>> Dizzy
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>>570150
Does agree.....I was fucking born in 1987 and even i knew....Devastator wouldn't fucking lose to bummblebee + humans
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>569716

Where was Ultra Magnus and Hotrod?

also sum Unicronz needed
>> Anonymous
>>570571
the suits would force Unicron to be a gaseous cloud-thing
>> Anonymous
>>570571

Where were all of the characters, really. When the main plot revolves around the lives of humans and the actual TRANSFORMERS aren't the main focus of the movie titled TRANSFORMERS, you know you got some stupid shit goin' down either way.
>> Anonymous
>>570578

You talkin' 'bout Galactus?
>> Anonymous
>>570585
well, making a reference to that
>> Anonymous
>>570150
GTFO, you old fuck.
>> Anonymous
What sucked was I didn't see Hot Rod, Rc or even Soundwave. And I think it's pretty stupid that they left them out... I don't remember Jazz at all. But... Since every attempt to remake the Transformers has failed horribly, I'd say this movie was the closest to the original. At least they were all robots, vehicles and aircraft and not animals.

I'm not saying that the movie was dead on but name me one other movie, cartoon, ANYTHING that was anywhere near close to the original.
>> Anonymous
>>570027
as soon as i saw that, i turned to my friend and was like, black one always dies.

jazz was such a nigger.
>> Anonymous
They are 2 hour long movies people, they can't fit in every last single character from the original shows or all the plot lines, if they did it would be over 8 hours long. And if you want to bitch about about screwing up a remake of anything, look at the long line of every last movie based on a video game, most don't even share the same characters or plot as the game.
>> Anonymous
its not a movie, its an ad for gm

i lost all hope for this movie when they announced elrond as megatrons voice

welker of gtfo
>> Anonymous
Here's hoping that the makers of the sequel, if there is one, won't whore themselves out to GM.

Jazz was black?