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Anonymous
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
no penis, thank you.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
no penis, thank you!
>> Anonymous
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I think he wants more penis
>> Anonymous
>>422191
No Thank You!
>> Anonymous
the jizz in the first gif looks pink, wtf?
>> Anonymous
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well if you insist
>> Anonymous
>>422205
I SAID NO THANK YOU SIR!
>> Anonymous
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yes, more penis
>> Anonymous
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You're insatiable
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> AIM:Amadeuson4chan
>>422214
>>422218
Haha, I'd post mine, but someone already did! I am loved, I guess.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
more like this
>> Anonymous
why would you guys do this to yourself?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>422235
make some more then, just for 42212
>> AIM:Amadeuson4chan
>>422239
SAGEtard has small penis?
>> Anonymous
>>422243
no i just dont feel the need to rub off and capture it on film. dont you guys feel degraded? didnt you have hopes and dreams that didnt involve you sticking your cock online for a few cheap thrills?
>> Anonymous
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okay last one from me.. for now
>> Anonymous
THEY'RE ALL FAGS FOR NOT HAVING BITCHES TAKE THE LOADDDD.
>> AIM:Amadeuson4chan
>>422247
This one's my favorite. <3
>> Anonymous
What do you guys do to shoot out so much?
>> AIM:Amadeuson4chan
>>422258
Everyone keeps asking that. Maybe we're just z0mfgubervirile and you're not?
>> Anonymous
>>422258

Try not masturbating for a while (ie a week). You'll have to clean up with a mop and bucket.
>> Anonymous
>>422276

This isn't true.

You'll have the most amount of a load you can store after just two days. Anything older gets reabsorbed by the body.

The key is to get yourself to the edge of climax then back away, over and over. Works for me B-)
>> Anonymous
>>422278
This man speaks truth.

Spend an hour building up to it and you'll make a goddamn mess.
>> Anonymous
>>422238
Sauce please?
This guy looks like he has a hot body.
>> Anonymous
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>>422283
Goddamn mess indeed.
>> Anonymous
>>422298

That's saline.
>> Anonymous
>>422299
It still makes my e-penis twitch with joy.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
more penis, thank you.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>422278
How about religiously exercising your PC muscle? Would that assist in improving the force of your ejaculation?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
It seems that you need some assistance!
I consider it my duty to help you on the road to grand ejaculation.

1. DRINK WATER. Two tall glasses of clear, cold tap water. At least TWO hours before any action.

2. This is a differential one. (A) If you are fapping, fap for an hour, rest a minute and drink another glass of water. Then fap for another hour. (B) Although unlikely, you might find yourself in a sexual situation with another human being. The key here is FOREPLAY. Get her excited, and let yourself get excited, but take it slowly and smoothly for maximum pressure when the time comes.

3. Dietary stuff. Celery is VERY good, but that much celery all at once can mess up your stomach. Drink a glass of milk before binging, but start slowly with your new diet. Easy does it. Pineapple is also pretty neat.
The key to volume is not only fluids, but also minerals. Zinc is the solution! Zinc is pretty prominent in things mentioned above (probably. I am not a dietist, I am a pedoatrician.) and guess what is chock-full of Zinc? Spinach.
If you feel that this is not enough, take about 40 mg zinc a day, in pill form. Upper limit is 50, but consider the fact that you're shoving yourself full of celery and spinach as well.

4. Physical exercise.
Although you might hate it, being fit is good for the WHOLE body. Start doing Kegels. Consult the wikipedia entry for more information.

Remember to do all this in MODERATION.
>> Anonymous
i'm not gay but i like seeing ejaculation. that doesn't make you gay right?
>> Anonymous
>>422661
It makes you gayer than Christmas.