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History of the Cockmongler (Mr. Mongler) Richard C. Mongler resides in Drumheller, AB, Canada. He has a major "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" type personality. By day, he is Richard C. Mongler (The C stands for "Cox" he explains.) He is married to Kari Byron of The Mythbusters. However, by night, he turns into The "Cockmongler" where he goes on a ravishing travel throughout the world and supposedly offers to "SUCK YOUR COCK" according to bystander descriptions. Cockmongler has turned up in places all around the world, such as Hong Kong, China, Moscow, Russia, and even places in Iraq and Afghanistan offering to please soldiers of both factions. The strange fact is that Richard ends up waking up in his home in Drumheller. He has said ever since his photo shoot for the "Worlds Largest Dinosaur" website for INSANE.jpg, he has had this new personality. The sightings have decreased recently, it is said because he is finally having sex with his new wife.
[edit]Cockmongler vs. Grinman A very effective way of trolling 4chan's /b/ is to call the Cockmongler "Grinman" or "Smiling man". Anonymous will have an apoplectic fit:
For fuck's sake... Alright, Word Of Power time. It's Grinman. Always has been, always will be. Not Cockmongler. I'm not saying this towards the trolls who've flooded this thread with Cockmongler shit - they've no hope already. I'm saying this for your benefit - the Anonymous onlooker. You may be new and know nothing about this yet, or you may be old and just plain ignorant. But it's not Cockmongler. It started a few months ago, and it's everywhere. Take it from me. It's Grinman. You don't have to believe me, but I recommend that you do. If you don't, just keep it in the back of your head...the last flickering candle of truth. He's the Grinman. Not Cockmongler. Have some Whitecat too (not Longcat).
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