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Anonymous
Y'know what? I'm not sure if women squirt or not when they orgasm, since after I cum, I just bolt out the door. It's just less awkward that way, mainly cause I don't want to talk to her afterwards.
>> Anonymous
you've never had sex with anyone in your life
>> Anonymous
Fails for Virgin talking smack.
>> You know you are made of fail when... V.O.S.
...you try to act cool like the first post showed.
>> Anonymous
>>219664
WTFBQQ, talking is the best part after sex!
>> Anonymous
>>219753
i've had more memorable conversations in barrens chat than i've had after sex.
>> Anonymous
>>219758

prolly cuz you've never gotten laid in your life.

gb2 /waxing your shammy
>> Anonymous
>>219753
>>219758
>>219765
Same person
>> shinmai !4iUgLyGd2.
>>219729
what he said
>> Anonymous
>>219753

I think the best part after having sex is having sex again.
>> Anonymous
Dudes, it's fucking copy pasta, shut up, someone said the same thing the other day, sarcastically, you all fail, good day.
>> Anonymous
>>219968

mmm..pasta
>> i-speek-teh-1337
>>219664
yup, ok, now tell us the truth. did you really have sex, or did you just watch Wedding Crashers and decide post what you learned from that movie on 4chan?
>> Anonymous
jesus christ women dont SQUIRT when they cum its called PISSING WHILE CUMMING
>> Anonymous
Women can squirt, but its rare. Hell, belive its piss all you want, but when I see my girl doing it after 4 previous orgasms I think JOB WELL DONE! She cant do it if I just nail her, but you have to stimulate the clit, the g-spot(easy enough to do with her on top, control your angle of penetration) and I get the bonus of playing with her tits while they bounce in my face. It doesnt taste like urine, and doesnt smell like urine. But you can belive any internet-myths you want.
>> R. Will
And /gif/ gets its first plate of copy pasta.

SOME women squirt, but not many. The fluid is mostly urine, but there's also a lot of the same natural lubricant in there, too. In porn, it's almost always just urination for effect.

And if I'm not mistaken, those boobs are from Saving Silverman.
>> Anonymous
>>220101
>It doesnt taste like urine

leads one to believe you do know what it does taste like.
>> Anonymous
>>220111

oldest come back before interweb, you fail sir

ur all virgins or paid for sex, or else why the hell would any sensible person be here? oh hell...I ratted myself out...or did I?
>> Anonymous
sweet mercifull christ. do not ever talk at length about something you know NOTHING ABOUT. women are capable of projectile cum, weather you like it or not. do not call it piss unless it really is piss. if you've had problems with women pissing in your face, I truely am sorry. but do not hold your embarrasing experiences against the rest of us who HAVE made women cum.
>> ROCK LEE!
Id like to quote this: "but do not hold your embarrasing experiences against the rest of us who HAVE made women cum."

Females do have projectile orgasms, and to all who says its pee.. you all fail!!, learn about the female body before you make futile comments :P "and yes i guess some girls have been peeing on some of you during sex, but yet a squirt orgasm does not include PEE!! if its pee, shes pissing on you!!! owned!!!
>> Anonymous
from wikipedia
The nature of female ejaculation

Currently, the nature of female ejaculation is still quite unclear. From a scientific point of view, there are only a few articles in medical journals dealing with this topic. Almost all of these articles do not give any serious data about the origin or composition of the fluid expelled. Even worse, the little data available is inconsistent.
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Research

In 2002, Emanuele Jannini of L'Aquila University in Italy showed one explanation for this phenomenon as well as for the frequent denials of its existence. Skene's gland openings are usually the size of pinholes, and vary in size from one woman to another, to the point where they appear to be missing entirely in some women. If Skene's glands are the cause of female ejaculation, this may explain the observed absence of this phenomenon in many women. Retrograde ejaculation, where the fluid travels up the urethra towards the bladder (observed in 75% of test subjects) could also account for the observed absence.

Ejaculation in women seems to be aided or caused by stimulation of the area of the vagina known as the Gräfenberg spot (often simply known as the G-spot). The content of the ejaculated fluid is either all urine, all glandular secretion, or a combination of both.

Studies of the fluid ejaculated through the urethra have shown a different chemical composition than urine although urine may also be present. Glucose, prostatic acid phosphatase, and prostate specific antigen appear in female ejaculate along with lower levels of urea and creatine than found in urine. In some cases, ejaculate was differentiated from urine by the absence of asparagus smell (after eating asparagus) or a dye.
>> Anonymous
If you think its piss, then go ahead and think that. But if you ever tell your buds that your girlfriend came and squirted all over you, then feel free to say you got pissed on, you'll feel SO manly and smart.
>> Anonymous
But it's the truth. Real men don't lie.
>> Anonymous
i don't care if they shoot like a super soaker as long as they get off period
>> Anonymous
>>220110

Actually the boobs are from Scary Movie 3.