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Anonymous
>> Anonymous
I want one of those!
>> Anonymous
Holy shit! It feels like a real pussy!
>> Anonymous
So does a real pussy.

Fail.
>> Anonymous
rife rike texture ;_;
>> Anonymous
Doesnt feel real at all.
>> Anonymous
more?
>> Anonymous
FLESHLIGHT
>> Anonymous
more please
>> Anonymous
>>328036
2NDDED
>> Anonymous
>>328104

Yeah, it doesn't feel "real" since there isn't a whole fucking naked woman to get on top of, but it's a fucking HELL of a lot closer than normal masturbation.
>> Anonymous
There's also a mouth and a pooper version of fleshlight, anyone tried those?
>> Anonymous
Is it true that anyone with an average penis should get the "ultra tight" versions?
>> Anonymous
I've got the wave and the super-tight. I prefer the super-tight, but I think they usually have a deal where you can get two different models for a fair price. The only difference between pussy/ass/mouth is purely cosmetic. Definitely run it under hot water beforehand. It's freaky as hell using one cold.
>> Anonymous
WHAT HAVE I JUST READ
>> Anonymous
I have the Wonder Wave and it's aiight. I haven't tried any other kinds, but I think it's a reasonably good sex simulator. Not real of course but as close as you can come with an inanimate object.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, i've got the girlfriend version, you know......those things which are um..... REAL..

Seriously guy's get a life -_-
>> darkside6
feels like a chick that doesnt move... accept she doesnt tell you to get off when SHE'S done.lol
>> Anonymous
>>328150
'Get a life' makes you sound like a flake. You should know better.
>> Anonymous
>>328152
owned
>> Anonymous
>>328150
psst, women have sex toys and no one tells them to get a life. Think about it.
>> Anonymous
>>328150
some of us are too damn ugly/nerdy to get girlfriends. We got a life, ours is an ugly one, plus these things don't give STDs
>> Anonymous
they don't bitch either, and only have a one time cost, instead of a lifetime money burden
>> Evil
yay i got now life or woman and IF i evere had sex with a woman i whoud prop get a std because gods funey that way i love my fleshlight, thinking about tgeting the "butt" one
>> Anonymous
>>328201
Rite, but spoilers: women don't get called homos for playing with GI joes and wearing boxers/slacks either~
>> Anonymous
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http://www.healthyandactive.com/fltopseflu.html
Competition?

BTW, do they really "inflate" like that...
>> Anonymous
>>328136
Do you have to have the case?
>> Anonymous
Only on /gif/

More fleshlight!
>> Havok
>>328150
Do you know how hard it is to get some?Or a girlfriend?Sex isnt free.You have to "get to know" her,and do this and that for her.And even then,its only when she`s in the "mood" even when you can be,and she`s not.Your not getting any.Women suck.
>> Anonymous
>>328289
you wouldn't get suction without the case.
>> Anonymous
I'll tell you a secret, If your woman plays that stupid
"I'm not in the mood" game, send the bitch packing. "Im not in the mood?" SMAK! Bitch, I'll TELL you when youre "in the mood". The first time you let them play that shit on you is when they start to call the shots. Bitch, I call the fucking shots. If I want your opinion, I'll fucking give it to you.
>> Anonymous
>>328401

/b/ is that way.
>> Anonymous
>>328401
So says the virgin.
>> Anonymous
all of you are broke-ass losers.
If you're that desperate get a fucking plushie, you faggots. This thread makes me realise how far above you serfs I am with my Orientdoll. Hahahaha.

>>328150
Call me when they come in a model that's as crazy and weeaboo as us and willing to dress up in doofy costumes in private and not just for camwhoring/drama.
>> Anonymous
You're all retarded. Stop fucking bitching. Girls have their sex toys. Guys have their sex toys.

My girl actually gets a kick out of the fleshlight and sometimes likes to include it when we fool around. Just like we like to include her dildos and vibrators sometimes.

>>328131

No. The Super tight is recommended for average sized males. The textured inserts are all Super Tight. Ultra tight would be recommended for males who are below average. The original version would be better for males who are larger than normal.

The textured inserts are better than the smooth ones. Wonder wave/Ribbed feel the most realistic. Also, warm up your fleshlight. Unless you're into sticking your dick into something that feels like cold dead flesh.
>> Anonymous
Protip: You're all on 4chan. Saying someone else has no life is hypocritical. Everyone on 4chan has no life. Now STFU or GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>>328474
> The textured inserts are better than the smooth ones

Have to disagree with that. I have both a smooth one and a Wonder Wave, and although the latter is fun once in a while, the smooth feels better most of the time (and more like the real thing).

Especially if you want some repeated acts or just don't happen to have a perfect hardon at the moment, the WW starts to hurt, whereas the smooth one keeps feeling good.
>> Anonymous
>>328475
Truth
>> Anonymous
>>328366
Just do what I do, go clubbing, find a girl to dance with, she may or may not get drunk, but if she does, it's a better chance for you to get laid. It happens a lot... you guys just need to get out more.
>> Anonymous
Uenjoy ur AIDS
>> Anonymous
I agree with the previous posters. If your girlfriend pulls the "not in the mood" bullshit more than once a month or when she's on the rag, something is wrong. Either you're a shitty boyfriend, or she's a shitty girlfriend.

My girlfriend and I fuck 6-7 nights every week, as many as two or three times a day. Usually it's just once, but sometimes we'll do the morning fuck + night fuck, or maybe two in a row or whatever.

We have a LOT of sex, because we actually like eachother and we have a good, solid relationship. Also I think she's hot as hell, and she diggs on my wang/technique.

And by the way, technique is DEFINITELY more important than penis size. I know she's been with dudes who have bigger peens than I do, but she's never cum as much with any other guy as she does with me.
>> Anonymous
This thread goes from sex toys, to idiot hypocrites, to retards bragging about their sex lives.

ONLY ON 4CHAN
>> Anonymous
spoiler:

4chan dies...
>> Anonymous
>>328588
She's faking it.
>> Governator
May be the motion of the ocean not the size of the boat but it sure takes a hell of a long time to get to England in a row boat. i'm 6, don't know if thats good or bad for a 14 year old.
>> Anonymous
>>328567
Go clubbing? God damn that's sad. I always have to wonder what people are thinking when they go to a club to pick up girls...after a while, I've come up with what I assume they're thinking.

'Yeah! Lets go get some herpies!'

Dont go clubbing. That's like shopping in a horrible discount store with roaches; it's degrading, and you'll probably bring some back with you.
>> Anonymous
>>328567
thats so sad...