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>> Anonymous
lol, noob
>> Anonymous
kendo is for pussies... actually try learning a style that would work loser
>> Anonymous
>>1228203
At least it acknowledges that it's just a sport you learn for fun, and doesn't pretend to be some of self defense training, like most martial arts.
>> Anonymous
>>1228203
0/10 troll
Your style fails, fag.
>> Anonymous
lol
>> Anonymous
It's all bullshit. Martial arts only take you so far. The rest depends on you.
>> Anonymous
let me know when martial arts will beat someone with a gun in the real world
>> Anonymous
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>>1228208
>>1228237
like anyone gives a shit about your opinion on anything. lol.
>> Anonymous
>>1228246
Krav maga, hapkido,MCMAP, a lot of karate
>> Anonymous
>>1228262
which move do you use to get out of the way of the 900ft/s projectile?
>> Anonymous
>>1228276
who gives a shit.
the real question is, when some asshole disrespects you/grabs your girl's ass or w/e, will you be able to kick his ass or not. those aren't shootable offenses, so you'd be better off knowing how to knuckle up.
>> Anonymous
>>1228276
the one with the kamehameha
>> Anonymous
>>1228276

if you go to a GOOD martial arts school, they will tell you the first and most important self defense technique is to give them what they want and not get into a fight.

all of the stuff they teach you is for after you've given them your wallet and they still want to shoot you. at that point, anything is better than nothing.
>> Anonymous
>>1228278

you have to get a girlfriend first tiger
>> Anonymous
>>1228255
sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>1228278
I'm glad you've unlocked the true secret meaning of martial arts.
>> Anonymous
>>1228316
whatever it is that your paying for specialized training in how to give up your wallet at gunpoint is probably too much
>> Anonymous
>>1228324
hey, if you're not learning how to fight--or training to compete in fighting sport--then what's the point?

the true secret meaning sure as hell can't be that masked gunman with his over 9000 ft/s firearm who i'll never encounter anyway
>> Anonymous
it's OVER 9000!! (ft/s)
>> Anonymous
everyone shut up and find sauce for>>1228255
>> Anonymous
>>1228413
I agree with this fine gentleman. Sauce Nao Faggots.
>> Anonymous
Anyone have Olympic fencing gifs?
>> Anonymous
>>1228246
Well lets see.

See any military or extra-military close-quarters conflict. A gun is only as good as the distance you put between yourself and the target. 900ft/s doesn't mean shit if you can't get line of sight. Until guns start firing sideways, anyone with martial arts training can successfully disarm and overtake someone who has a gun. You're never guaranteed to be at range at the start of a conflict, which is where firearm elitism fails. Running unarmed at someone down a hallway against someone with a gun will get you killed, of course, but if you put your stupidity aside and give a benefit of a doubt, it's not so hard to see how easy it would be to overtake a gunman.

The most powerful weapon a soldier will possess will always be first and foremost, himself. Anyone with combat and military experience will tell you that.


tl;dr: Do a barrel roll, noob.
>> Anonymous
basketball is for pussies... actually try learning a style that would work loser
>> Anonymous
i fail to see how learning how to strike as fast and accurately as possible with a deadly weapon is a useless art. kendo is one of the few martial arts with absolutely ZERO fluff. complete and total emphasis is placed on ending the altercation as quickly as possible. useful? maybe. assuming, of course, you are attacked while carrying around a sword (hey, you never know)
>> sage !ccqXAQxUxI
>>1228196
Hey Firefag, my fav loser, how was your weekend? Hows the girlfriend?
Are you one of those crazt japs or a simple american who dreams of being an Hotaku?

Anons, STFU & GTFO, Firefag aint into kendo but into Porn!
>> Anonymous
>>1228203
how about someone crack a kendo stick across your face?
>> roflcoptersauceploxdesu
>>1228505
Kendou is full of fluff. It's just like professional fencing. That's not how actual fencers/sword fighters fight. Ever see a german style zwei-hander fight? That's real. Kenjutsu is real, because it utilizes the curved bokutou for practice, not the shitty straight shinai. Kenjutsu goes for the parts that the armor does not protect. Kenjutsu > Kendou
>> roflcoptersauceploxdesu
>>1228535
Furthermore, Kenjutsu is the Samurai's sword art. Kendou came from Kenjutsu.
>> Anonymous
GUESS WHAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT SWORD CLASSES SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW.
>> Anonymous
You know what's better than shitty swords and guns?

ACID SPIT

Hydralisk > shitty swords and guns
>> Anonymous
>>1228535

i admit i spoke from a degree of ignorance, i'm going to trawl youtube for some videos. any recommendations?
>> Anonymous
>>1228535
I practice period style fencing and I've studied English, French, Spanish and German styles of fencing and I'll tell you, it's *way* more fun than sport fencing. Sport fencing has too many rules and it just isn't as fun
>> Anonymous
try hydralisk jousting
>> Anonymous
i love men beating nuki do =)
>> Anonymous
>>1228547
Since when did they spit acid?

They shoot spikes, fucknoob.
>> hmm Anonymous
go to youtube and type in longsword, look for the zornhau stuff very cool also, if your in a guys face and he goes for a gun ignore the gun and go for his eyes...i see so many cops react wrong when someone pulls a gun they stupidly go for the gun too, but if you go for the throat or eyes and blind him, or crush his trachea i doubt hell be shooting b at you
>> Anonymous
>>1228734

Yeah, because no one reacts violently when confronted with serious injury, and they certainly won't fire wildly when blinded.
>> Anonymous
>>1228246
LOL KRAV MAGA, LOL ELITE ISRAELI WARRIORS?

k stfu nao
>> Anonymous
>>1228535

Unfortunately Kenjutsu never has sparring, so when a kendoka would be ready to go, a kenjutsuka would piss his pants, because he has no idea how to apply techniques when facing an opponent and not just a tatami that is rollled up to represent a body.
>> Anonymous
>>1228255
sauce
>> Anonymous
>>1228255

stop bitching. you guise are worse than faggots.

where is the sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>1228737

you do it before they get hold of the gun. You can attack them with your hands faster then they can get out their gun, aim and fire. You go for the eyes the natural reaction would be to try and sheild your face, hes gonna ignore the gun and cover his face, then you can do whatever you want in the few seconds your attacker is fumbling about trying to figure out what happened.
>> Anonymous
>>1228547
Mass Carriers style > Hydralisk style, noob
>> Anonymous
good luck trying to disarm someone with a gun. See you in the ER.
>> Anonymous
>>1228246
capoeira helped me take a gun from someone in new orleans when someone tried to mug me, so... tada!
>> Anonymous
>>1228925
see me there? i'll be there with injuries from defending myself and you'll be there getting some object extracted from your asshole?
>> Anonymous
>>1228929
Let me guess, he said, "Oh shit! You breakdance too?"

Then he started break dancing, you shook hands, and then both went your own ways.
>> Anonymous
I love all the anti-martial art, neck bearded, fatties that say martial arts don't work.

Makes me glad we don't have a martial arts board.
>> Anonymous
That's because the actual use of most martial arts doesn't work. The whole point is to teach you to keep your cool during a fight, not do a bunch of flashy shit that ultimately tires you out. I've seen way too many people who take any kind of martial art for a year or so --just long enough to develop that ego that they warn you of-- try to pull off some kick that looks more cool than it is practical only to come up short and have their asses handed to them (which, of course, they then give up whatever type of karate they're taking because it "doesn't work").

While I'm on a roll...

>>1228929

You, sir, are a liar.
>> Anonymous
>>1229098
>>they then give up whatever type of karate they're taking because it "doesn't work"

lol yeah because the only martial art in the world is karate and it's types.
>> Blank
tai-kwon-do + tai-chi + ju-jitsu + marine martial arts = schli-kwon-do. my friend made that.
>> Anonymous
All you shitfaces playing tennis gotta know, your fucking racket isn't going to save you when someone tries to rape your wife. If you don't learn Krav Maga, a style dedicated to killing soldiers with your bare hands, you're wasting your time!

It's a goddamn sport. People practice it for recreation, competition, and fitness, not to become killing machines. Christ.

>>1228255

What's all this, then?
>> Anonymous
>>1228306

...or the hadoken.
>> Anonymous
>>1228505

yes, because we all carry FUCKING KATANAS with us everywhere we go here in imperial AMERICA.

tl;dr: an hero pls.
>> Anonymous
>>1228737

THIS MAN IS CORRECT
>> Anonymous
>>1228929

lulz... "RUSSIAN STYLE BALLET DANCING TECHNIQUE helped me disarm a knife-wielding crackhead in Vegas..... so TADA, bitch."
>> Anonymous
>>If I got in a fight, I'd rather not know how to throw a proper kick. A kick/punch that's been thrown countless thousand times while training is a lot weaker and less accurate than a kick/punch I throw only when my bad ass internet tough guy self needs to throw that punch.
>> Anonymous
>>1229157

yeah but what if they have a gun? ..or theres two of them, each w/ a gun
>> Anonymous
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>>1229210
What if YOU have a gun and there's two of THEM with guns.

What happens if you're in a bare handed fight and NO ONE has a gun.
>> Anonymous
You're being held up and the attacker intends on shooting you anyways do you:

A) Try the disarm/takedown/armlock you learned in Jujutsu.

B) Pull out your gun and try to shoot the guy in front of you that already has his gun pointed at your chest.

C) Explain to the attacker how you never bothered to learn how to defend yourself because the other guy "might have a gun" and hope he doesn't shoot you.
>> tinycat !!NqU6wU7JQ+v
>>1228246
marksmanship is a martial art, faggot.

A martial art is something that is suitable for warfare.

That said a 'sports martial art' is not really a martial art at all, its just failure.
>> tinycat !!NqU6wU7JQ+v
>>1229235
I stab him in the throat with my umbrella
>> Anonymous
>>1229259
Why are you carrying around an umbrella when it's sunny out?
>> tinycat !!NqU6wU7JQ+v
>>1229260
To shade myself from the sun.
>> Anonymous
>>1229263
That's a parasol!
>> Anonymous
You reach for your parasol, but the attacker pistol whips you before you can get your hands on it.

You wake up in the hospital. A really hot nurse is tending to your wounds. You want to grope her breasts. Do you:

A) Grope her breasts.
B) Better not - she might have a gun.
>> tinycat !!NqU6wU7JQ+v
>>1229264
An umbrella can protect from both rain and sun. By exploiting its capacity to fill both roles i am being smart and efficient.
>> tinycat !!NqU6wU7JQ+v
>>1229272

I ask her if she has a gun
>> Anonymous
>>1229278
God damn it, how hard is it to choose between the choices I'm giving you!
>> tinycat !!NqU6wU7JQ+v
>>1229284
What a shitty dm.

You enter a cave, full of gold. Do you walk our of the cave, or check for traps before walking about of the cave?

Fine, i grab her boobs.
>> Anonymous
>>1229290
Use my umbrella
>> tinycat !!NqU6wU7JQ+v
>>1229296
moving the umbrella causes a slight breeze which disrupts the fine layer of dust on the cave floor, you notice there are carvings on it. You could probably make them out if you took the time to remove more dust.
>> Anonymous
>>1229301
grab her boobs
>> Anonymous
Okay, Enough internet toughguy bravado everybody, Does anybody have source for the videos?
>> Anonymous
sage this retarded post that lacks real porn.