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Anonymous
I will shoot the brains out of this kitten with my airsoft rifle, unless 4chan pays me $25000 by the end of this month. I'll provide PayPal email later. Thank you.
>> Anonymous
No don't kill teh kitty... heres teh munnies...

*paypals money to anonymous@cockgobler.com*

Now gtfo...
>> Ruby Juwl
4chan does NOT negotiate with Terr'rists!
>> . . . Anonymous
never hurt a cat.
oh, by the way:
when it is your turn, which will be much sooner than you think, i hope it is in the most creatively insanely painful way that has yet to be imagined.
>> Anonymous
>>444300

gb2/gaia
>> darkm0d !!A5gD4Asmo1j
Cancer killing /b/, troll, gaiafag, daddy beat you, trailer trash ect...
>> Anonymous
>>444300

'Never hurt a cat'?!

gtfo emo.

Cats are just crap. They don't give a shit about any humans. Ever heard of a cat dragging its owner out of a burning building? No. They're shitty pets who only ever pay you attention when they want food from you. And then they do it by making an emo whining noise. Some losers think it's cute and call it 'mewing'.

Dude, make sure you hit it in the eye with the airsoft rifle. Might not get proper penetration of the skull otherwise.
>> Anonymous
>>444313
You've obviously never met the world's fattest cat.
>> Anonymous
>>444313
Emo hypocrite is emo.

Lets see....would a cat drag their owner from a burning building...

......

Damn, you must of been punted as a child, because you are most definitely braindead. How in the NAME OF GOD would a three to five pound cat drag a 80 to 250 pound person out of a building?

Cats are nice to you if you treat them right and if you feed them. If you're not getting a good reaction out of your cat, then you're the only one to blame, or the person who owned the cat previously who mistreated it (or current owner if it's not yours).
>> Anonymous
>>444313
Emo hypocrite actually think someone cares about his/her opinion on cats, the internet makes shit think their opinions matter. go sit in the corner and cry now emo boy/girl
>> Anonymous
>>444328

Troll score 1 :D

Cat can't drag people out of burning buildings - that's the whole point. Also, they wouldn't even if they could.

And as for this emo crap:

'Cats are nice to you if you treat them right and if you feed them. If you're not getting a good reaction out of your cat, then you're the only one to blame, or the person who owned the cat previously who mistreated it (or current owner if it's not yours).'

OP: Shoot it in the other eye to make sure it's dead :D
>> Anonymous
>>444347
>>444349
>>444353

The score keeps climbing... 5 now, keep at it guys :D

OP: Now rape it.
>> you bastard Anonymous
I'll shoot you up yer ass with my anti-elephant rifle if 4chan dont gimme some cookies
>> Anonymous
>>444357
Wow, the futility at it all. Well I hope you left room for dessert, there's still a lot more fail to come for you.
>> Anonymous
>>444364
*of it all
>> Anonymous
>>444356
it's alright dude, it's a known fact people with dissociative identity disorder often have other personalities that don't agree with themselves
>> Anonymous
>>444364

6 :D

>>444359

Help OP, rape it with your elephant gun.
>> Anonymous
Just shoot it, and rape the dead body. Remember, its not necrophilia if the body's still warm.
>> Anonymous
>>444366

7, awesome, and now one of troll-respondents has actually misfired in outrage and hit other troll-respondent :D

Nice one, trying to cover up for yourself attacking a post by someone who was agreeing with you :D
>> Anonymous
>>444374
You actually get satisfaction out of people responding to you?

Wow, how sad. You must be very desperate for attention. Please allow me to humor your horrible condition with another response. You need it.
>> Anonymous
>>444377

Thanks :D

8!

OP: Let's see some DP action on the corpse with the elly gun and your airsoft rifle.
>> Anonymous
OP here.

It's truly awesome to see some of the animal-huggers so pissed off. I just might kill the kitten for the fun of it.
>> Anonymous
>>444383
Obviously doesn't know an animal hugger when he sees one.

But that's what one has to expect from extremists. They only see what they want, and neglect to see what is there. How does it feel to be an assuming bastard? I wouldn't know.
>> Anonymous
OP again.

>>444393
Obviously you are an animal hugger. Why would you care for the cat otherwise? It's not like it has soul. Sure, it feels pain, but the death will be pretty quick, with the eye penetration and all...
>> Anonymous
>>444393

OP: You have achieved SUCCESS!

Emo tying himself in verbal knots trying to maintain dignity. XD
>> Anonymous
>>444398

On a serious note here, the OP is entirely correct. Cats don't have souls, and the idea that we should treat them with more respect than say a chicken we eat for dinner is absurd.

It's also been scientifically proven that cats don't feel the same level of pain as most other mammals, and in fact, when you kill them, they display nervous reactions that seem to indicate an orgasm. So it may well be true to say that you're doing them a favour.

Oh, and not that I'd eat a cat for dinner. I don't want to catch any of the hundreds of diseases that vermin are known to spread. You'd only kill them for fun, obviously.
>> Anonymous
>>444398
I'm sure you would know all about that, having been shot through your eye and all, and also being an animal yourself and ha- oh wait.

You're not an animal, you have no understanding of the nervous system of animals or humans, neither do you know if cats, or humans for that matter, have souls, you're just a troll on the internet. Phew, had me worried there almost.

>>444401
I'll let you know when I start trying. Until then, just sit there and continue thinking you've achieved something, as trolls do.

>>444409
I sincerely doubt it, since "it's been scientifically proven" doesn't pass as an explanation.
>> Anonymous
>>444426

OMFG, 9! Can it be possible that someone who has been TOLD they're being trolled is taking the arguments advanced by the troll seriously?!

'I sincerely doubt it, since "it's been scientifically proven" doesn't pass as an explanation.'

Gee, you think? You reckon that what I said about it being scientifically proven that cats feel less pain than other mammals isn't true? :D

Well, I've got news for you, pal! It IS true!

LOL
>> Anonymous
>>444437
Ah, yes. Of course I'm taking it seriously. Otherwise I would have stopped posting, right?

No, looks like you're wrong, since you're still posting as well. I can continue as long as I feel necessary in making you look like a complete idiot, since all of your arguments are only bait anyways.

By the way, this is ten.
>> Anonymous
>>444454

Aaaand, yes indeed, as you say, that's 10!

Thanks, you just won me 20 bucks :D

It's been great!
>> Anonymous
apparently you haven't visited /b/ yet
>> Anonymous
>>444461
No problem, always willing to help misguided people in need.

>>444467
/b/ is a ditch where people dump trash.
>> Anonymous
>>444467

Eh, if that was directed at me, well... I wasn't allowed to do it on /b/.

I got to make an initial troll post, but then had to openly say I was a troll in my next post after that. And then get to 10 responses despite that.

>>444315was obviously a joke reply so didn't count.

There's some argument about whether my>>444409reply should count for garnering responses, since I didn't make it explicit that I was the same person who posted as before in that one. But I've swung it. The post was so ludicrous with the whole scientific thing, well... it shouldn't have mattered.
>> Anonymous
>>444313
The only good thing about my cat is that he's fat and acts like a dog.
>> Anonymous
record, I like them vids
>> Anonymous
>>444484
You're right, it doesn't matter, none of it.
>> Anonymous
>>444499

Yup, none of it.

Oh wait, except the 20 bucks I won!

:D

Thanks again :)
>> Anonymous
that cat is as old as the internet and clearly not in your possession.
>> Anonymous
>>444524

oh my lord

the irony after all that
>> Anonymous
OP here.
>>444524
Way to ruin my fun, lol.
>> Anonymous
>>444533
Well for the sake of clarity, I knew very well that the OP was a troll, and my responses weren't directed at that failed attempt. The "Ever heard of a cat dragging its owner out of a burning building?" part got a laugh out of me, and that's when I started posting.
>> Anonymous
>>444539

LOL
>> Anonymous
you wouldnt think that an airsoft rifle would pop a kittens skull, but they will indeed do just that at point blank.

Hilarious to shoot a rat right on top of the head with an airsoft rifle. They generally survive it but at much cost to their general quality of life. I say we make an army of rat-tards, or at least get an airsoft rat video up.
>> Anonymous
Well, true, I am(OP) a troll, but it's all in good fun. amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>444549
You are rite!
>> Anonymous
>>444549
If that's the kind of fun you want. But to be honest I could see a lot better things to do, but your waste of time is your waste of time.
>> Anonymous
>>444558
lolz... "Waste of time"? What the fuck do you think I am doing at 4chan at 12:30 AM?

I've got tons of good laughs from this thread. First, the 444300, and the rest of the trolls.
>> Anonymous
>>444568
Like I said, better things to do, even at 12:30 AM, I could name a dozen.
>> Anonymous
You mean you guys haven't heard of cats who went back into burning buildings to save their offspring? It's all true I tell you! I heard it on the internet!
>> Anonymous
Yes give us your paypal information, and with it we shall trach you down and blow your brains out with an airsoft rifle, no matter how many BBs that may take.

We are Anonymous, we are everywhere, we can find you and we will find you. And when we do find you, before we blow your brains out with airsoft pellets, we will make you eat your cat, because you are so very emo.

That's right, it's not about the lovely kitty, it's about you being so emo that you think Anonymous is emo too.

Goobai fag!

P.S. I will eat your children if you mail them to me.
>> Anonymous
>>444846
Stop leaking your emo all over the floor, we just had it mopped. Thank you.
>> Anonymous
>>444233
DO IT FAGGOT DO IT.

video or it didn't happen.
>> Anonymous
>>444313
Yo dickhead, infact i heared of lot's of occasions where cats woke up their owners when a fire broke out, guess you failed there, bitch! CATS RULE!
>> Anonymous
I'll pay $50,000 to make sure you do kill it and provide a video.
>> Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Proof you have this kitten?
>> Anonymous
>>444313
cats have a personality. dogs are stupid tail wagging, panting, slaves.
>> Anonymous
Seen this cat gif before. Eat a dick.