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Anonymous
CANADA LOL
>> Anonymous
SO MUCH FAIL

BY CANADA NOT OP
>> Anonymous
Ive never laughed harder in my life.
>> Anonymous
more proof that canadians aren't even people.
>> Anonymous
lets list the fail

1) Spike to the nuts
2) faggot gets pushed
3) falls like a bitch
4) other guy isnt paying attention and falls like a bitch
5) other people just watch like a bunch of idiots
6) the ref's flag is red

LAUGH OUT LOUD
>> Anonymous
whats funnier is that the cfl is made up of primarily amerifail "athletes"
>> Anonymous
>>1302931
Fuck you, we didn't elect a moron for our nation's leader, and at least Canada isn't hated by the rest of the world.
>> Anonymous
this could not have been planned funnier
>> Anonymous
>>1303295

i feel for you. i would be butthurt too if i was Canadian.
>> Anonymous
>>1302936
IIRC, he also injured the guy he was pushed into.
>> Anonymous
>>1303295
canada isnt anything to the rest of the world
>> Anonymous
Um, lets be clear here. The NFLers who DO come up here to play in the CFL usually, without fail, suck BALLS, because they can't cope in this league. It's a tougher game up here, although I know not a single American could possibly fathom something like that.

I'll give you an example... WE ONLY HAVE 3 DOWNS in the CFL. none of this pussy 3-cracks-and-then-punt shit which is usually more often than not wasted on a lame run-up-the-middle play in the NFL. Our QB's have to be on top of their game up here. And, while on the topic of pussy shit, there's no such thing as signalling for a 'fair catch'... what is up with that. that's gay.

And to be fair, there's been a quite a few names of note to come out of the CFL. Doug Flutie, for example...
>> Anonymous
>>1303323
RARARARARARAR IM FROM CANADA AND I SUCK COCKS
>> Anonymous
>>1303323
thats the football with a puck and sticks then eh?
>> Anonymous
>>1303327

Touche. I lose. You win.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGQaowtjytw
>> Anonymous
>>1302913

It's Arena Football, idiot. As in, an American league.
>> Anonymous
hey look! americans are feeling insecure after olympics. now they post fake pics of AMERICAN pretending to be canada. ROFL sad sad.
>> Anonymous
ITT: SELF-OWNAGE
>> Anonymous
I lol'd so fucking hard it hurt
>> Anonymous
>>1303355
It's from a CFL game so, no.
>> Anonymous
>>1303295

Yeah, cause when you're as powerful as America is, you really give a flying fuck what the rest of the world thinks.

All you fucking failfag 'nations' bitch about American arrogance and how we have no right to 'police the world', but as soon as somebody starts shooting, who do you faggots come to? Uncle fucking Sam, that's who.

Russkies roll into Georgia? Georgia calls Washington, D.C. to beg for help. North Korea threatens the Southside Gooks? Bush has to listen to their pleas for help in Engrish.

As soon as somebody pisses on a hockey fag, you'll find your "nation" leader begging us too.
>> Anonymous
That poor humiliated man.
>> Anonymous
>>1303377
Hear hear!
>> Anonymous
>>1303377
So you would not care about your US troops on the KR border?

Oh and...
WoMD
WoMD
WoMD
WoMD
WoMD
WoMD
WoMD
WoMD
WoMD
WoMD
WoMD
WoMD
>> Anonymous
>>1303377
Your two examples aren't really the ones you're looking for. We've been giving a good deal of support to Georgia in the hopes of undermining Russia, which I think is a sound strategy. And South Korea? Yeah ... Korean war? We have set rather a precedent. And it's funny you use the word "gook", because we got that shit from Korea. Kuk, phonetically "gook" means person.
Good old uncle sam, though, huh? Yeah, we're pretty bad-ass, right now ... but considering you can already trace multiple trends of decline and we haven't even been around three hundred years ... well.
tl;dr Shut up, patriot fag.
>> Anonymous
>>1303593
Fuck you.
someone should come stuff an American flag in your mouth, then slit your throat. then cut you balls off and shove them up your ass, then stuff a flag there too. cut open your stomach, spill your entrails, and then stuff you with minerature flag lapel pins. completed by dragging you behind a lifted Chevy truck.

love, a patriot.
>> Anonymous
>>1303610
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
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i can has shoop?
>> Anonymous
KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> Anonymous
>>1303377

powerfull? loool

what the fuck you are speaking, it took just 2 airplanes to make whole america go crazy.

and then your "leaders" gave comments like "the whole world is grieving".

bullshit!

you deserved it.
>> Anonymous
>>1303674

Good for you! You sure got us pegged. Man, did we ever need to get taken down a notch, and YOU were the one to do it. A WHOLE NOTCH!

Thank you, good sir. We got what we needed.
>> Anonymous
>>1303674
Two airplanes that made us completely level two entire countries? Suck a fat one, canada-fag.
>> Anonymous
>>1303685

oh, I forgot to mention about that "we are proud to be amerifags"-crap.

good for you american idiot.
>> Anonymous
any canadian is more intelligent than maple syrup OR canadian bacon. unfortunately, they are not as smart as humans, dogs, or american bacon.
>> Anonymous
>>1303693

i loled pretty hard. hahaahaha.
>> Anonymous
canadian here

cant we all just laugh at this gif instead of getting into a fagmatch
>> Anonymous
Canadian here. Everyone is a fucking idiot except for me. Regardless of race/nation etc.
>> Anonymous
this thread is obviously full of underage b&
>> Anonymous
this thread is obviously full of undercooked bacn
>> Anonymous
>>1303692

Oh yes - that too!
>> Anonymous
>>1303692

You're finding all sorts of great ways to improve us here! I really, truly value the vicissitudes of fate that brought you to this thread today, of all days. I'm sure a great many of us are very excited at the growth you've encouraged in us.
>> Anonymous
Gotta love Kerwin Bell!
>> Right-OH Anonymous
America?
Last time I checked for Wold Map, there was no Country called America... ^.^;
>> Anonymous
>>1303785
Fuck you.
someone should come stuff an American flag in your mouth, then slit your throat. then cut you balls off and shove them up your ass, then stuff a flag there too. cut open your stomach, spill your entrails, and then stuff you with minerature flag lapel pins. completed by dragging you behind a lifted Chevy truck.

love, a patriot.
>> Anonymous
>>1303610
>>1303790

You truely are able to express yourself in many different words.
I salute you!
>> Anonymous
I believe the right word to describe this gif is epic flail.
>> Anonymous
All you Amerifags rejoicing in the CANADA LOLness of this pic... do some goddamn research.

Player who spiked the ball into his nuts: Kerwin Bell.
Born in Florida. He just so happened to play in Canada for 7 years of his career.

Oh the irony.
>> Anonymous
>>1303795
Fuck you.
someone should come stuff an American flag in your mouth, then slit your throat. then cut you balls off and shove them up your ass, then stuff a flag there too. cut open your stomach, spill your entrails, and then stuff you with minerature flag lapel pins. completed by dragging you behind a lifted Chevy truck.

love, a patriot.
>> Anonymous
pretentious fag. you don't even consider that we're currently protecting you from the mexican horde. also cfl vs nfl would be nice. also to these judgemental canadians and other foreigners. quite bleeding down your legs with the self-righteous bullshit. you're no saint, no savior. just a big mouthed pos.
>> Anonymous
>>1303806

Who the hell are you even talking to?

Oh and last time I checked, Canada needed people. Send all your Mexicans up this way plz k thx.
>> Anonymous
Fuck you.
someone should come stuff an American flag in your mouth, then slit your throat. then cut you balls off and shove them up your ass, then stuff a flag there too. cut open your stomach, spill your entrails, and then stuff you with minerature flag lapel pins. completed by dragging you behind a lifted Chevy truck.

love, a patriot.
>> Anonymous
>>1303811

it's "miniature"
>> Anonymous
>>1303811

Also, what self-respecting patriot American drives a Chevy? Pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>1303818

to be fair, maybe he meant that would complete the degradation...
>> Anonymous
>>1303377

oh and also, to be fair, the US would get involved in an invasion of Canada even if we BEGGED them to leave the fight to us.
It's too much of a threat to American Soverninnitties.
>> Anonymous
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>>1303643
i believe /a/ is
<------that way.
lol
i made myself chuckle.
>> Anonymous
>>1303643
>>1303832

someone already made the Kaneda connection.
>> Anonymous
>>1303836
oh i know.
im just being a typical fail/newfag making himself lol.
>> Anonymous
>>1303628

hahah gold
>> Anonymous
>>1303785
I don't see a country called the UK either, but hey, I'm not arguing abbreviations or of the sorts
>> Anonymous
>>1303674
whole country went crazy? that's a laugh

I'm amazed at the fucking stupidity in this thread

Also...

Dennis Leary > everyone else

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adjqyTD6GM0&feature=related
>> Anonymous
>>1303628
failies
>> Anonymous
any canadian is more intelligent than maple syrup OR canadian bacon. unfortunately, they are not as smart as humans, dogs, or american bacon.
>> TRUE IDORT
Let's be serious for a moment here. The only reason Amerikkka didn't just carpet nuke Iraq after 9/11 was just because Bush wanted the oil.

Also, the bleeding hearts nations (UK, CANADA LOL) would throw a hissy fit. Not that Amerikkka really cares about them since they could carpet nuke those countries as well but of course, then they couldn't get the resources from them either.
>> Anonymous
I like how his teammates do absolutely nothing in retaliation.
>> noko Anonymous
How canada beats america:

1. We have -all- the natural resources. You guys will all shrivel up and die due to hunger and thirst if we choose not to import to you.

2.So, you get pissed that we are hoarding all the food. What are you going to do? NUKE US?? and fuck yourselves over? Radiation is still a problem.

3. We only live in about the bottom 10% of our country - because the rest is undeveloped.. we have room to expand, you guys are fucked.

4. While you may have air superiority, I laugh in the face of any american force who tries to take on the canadian army. Those motherfuckers are trained fucking golden. And the majority have active combat experience - which doesn't say much for your troops (who all die in iraq.)

5. Our government isn't fucking retarded. Only half retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>1305194
you're kidding right?
You must be one of those fail-trolls.

Trust me, kid.
America has enough food to take care of itself.
And trust me on this as well, we have ways of taking what we want, if we really wanted to.

Canada doesn't mean anything in the theater of the world.
It is a worthless country that hasn't even contributed culture.
>> Anonymous
name fags a name fag
>> Anonymous
>>1305209
Get educated.
>> Anonymous
ITT: ITT posts.
>> Anonymous
i live in america, but fucking hate this place.
get me the fuck OUT
>> Anonymous
It's the Throwin' Mayoan, Kerwin Bell!

He's now head coach at Jacksonville University in Florida.
>> Anonymous
you dumb fucks this is not cfl ins university football PUMA does not sponsor cfl
>> Anonymous
hahaha that guy got hit in the NUTS by his OWN actions! To top it off some guy then shoved him over! hahaha.. wait ..oh FUCK, a teammate of the guy that shoved that dumbass accidentally fell butt first on his face! hahahhahah

Oh man, thank god for /gif/, am i right?

Thanks op, thanks for something funny, instead of constant porn gifs involving porn chicks doing what they do.
>> Anonymous
I kinda like it when the Blue Bomber guy just fucking shoves his ass.
>> Anonymous
Canada:
- Second largest oil reserves in the world next to saudi arabia.

America:
- Almost double digit trillions in debt after invading another country to steal its oil

score: 1 - 0
>> Anonymous
HE NEEDED MOAR BALLS
>> Anonymous
>>1302913

oh fuck I lol'ed hard
>> Anonymous
>>1305497
america

largest economy in the world= one third of all the worlds economy.

canada

..............
>> Anonymous
canada has the biggest oil reserves in the world actually. over 1.7 trillion barrels. at this moment only 10 % are refinable synthetic crude however.

n00b knowledge or gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>1303323

Best be trolling nigger.
>> Anonymous
i masturbate every 9/1/1 cuz americans dying makes me hard, laugh, and so does the rest of the world

1st power? watch china rite behing you, communist country will get ahead of you, feel proud morons.
>> Anonymous
>>1305194
LOL you live in only 10% of your country because the rest is in the artic circle.
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>>1303832

/a/ INVADE!
9000 hours in MS Paint.
>> Treize Khushrenada
>>1305194
So... how's your 36 ship navy doing?
>> Anonymous
this thread is an example of something i've never understood. somebody insults another country and it turns into an america vs. rest of the world argument. how do you know the OP was an amerifag and not a eurofag?
>> Anonymous
>>1302913
lol

Nationalists of any location are faggots that can't get over a primitive defensive instinct. /thread
>> Anonymous
>>1305831
Because america is the best, from which everyone else judges.
>> Anonymous
LOL

Hey guys lets hate on Canada and ignore the number of American;s in the CFL and Canadian's in the NFL. Retards
>> Anonymous
>>1305575

Chinkland has enough reserves to control the world economy D:.
>> Anonymous
We need more troll threads like this on every board, it brings out so many patriotic dipshits in both countries.
>> Anonymous
>>1303295
I'm Canadian and I hate Canada. This country is bursting at the seems with pampered and complacent liberal shit heads who bash America so they can feel better about sucking at everything. I seriously had a discussion with my folks over lunch just yesterday about how everything Canadian sucks balls. The conversation was prompted by a magazine on the table that they had received in the mail. it was a Canadian publication and it had a spelling error on the fucking cover in inch high letters.
>> Anonymous
>>1303323
Canadian here. The CFL is a fucking football league. It doesn't count for anything. Unless having 3 downs instead of 4 somehow generates tons of money for aids in Africa, fights terrorism and the suppression of women in the middle east, champions human rights, defends our sorry ass from our enemies (yes we have them) or anything else useful, then at least have the dignity to stfu.
The last 50+ years of liberal leadership (including the 'progressive' conservatives who are liberals by any other name) have turned this country into a joke. Electing Harper was a step in the right direction, but we have a long fucking way to go before we deserve any of the world’s respect.
>> Anonymous
>>1305497
Canadian conservative here again. Just thought I'd let you know that when you're selective with the facts people can tell you're being deceitful. For instance you mentioned America's debt but you didn't mention the following:

1. Canada's debt

2. The fact that Canada has a 10th the population of the US

3. The United States is the richest nation on earth (regardless of oil)

4. The world's debt to the US (read: massive)

5. America's ability to recuperate from financial loss by *gasp* making more money way faster than us

6. The fact the America actually has the ability to collect payment via force in a way that no country they owe (including China) could force them.

Note: you also lied. You said that the United States is trillions of dollars in debt after invading Iraq the implication of which is that the debt is entirely due to the war. It's not. It's the debt acquired over the entire history of the nation which the Iraq war added to (much in the same way everything does).