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proud daddy to be
My Wife is 8 months pregnant, we just found out its gonna be triplets! I plan to raise each child into a different religion.
Which three should i choose /b/ ?
>> ? Anonymous
all scientologists
>> Anonymous
Firstly, are you fucking serious? Secondly, if you are, just raise the kids to be good kids and let them decide for themselves when they're ready.
>> Anonymous
Islam, Budhism and hinduism
>> Anonymous
One Jew, one Muslim, and one Catholic.
The Jew and Muslim babies will be too busy fucking over each other to notice the Catholic baby's crusade.
>> proud daddy to be
>>1101829
>>1101828
i Dont think you are grasping the situation here, maybe im sick, but this is meant to be an experiment... what else are kids for?
>> Anonymous
One will worship Cthulhu, the second Odin, and the last Ra, cause all other religions are gay.
>> Anonymous
The answer is clear:

www.scientology.org
>> Anonymous
>>1101839
lol cult
>> Anonymous
catholic, Rastafarian, Muslim
>> Anonymous
>>1101832
agreed
>> Anonymous
adults, imaginary friends, stupid, etc etc
>> Anonymous
/gif/ - random
>> Anonymous
Jedi, Klingon, Satanist
>> Anonymous
sex drug & rock'n roll
>> Anonymous
>>1101827
fuck you you fucking fuck, post animooted, this ain't /b/ and i hope all yer kids grow up to be queer.
>> Anonymous
>>1101901
es muy bueno
>> Anonymous
fuck you you fucking fuck, post animooted, this ain't /b/ and i hope all yer kids grow up to be queer.
>> HA-HA! HA-HA!
NONE
>> HA-HA! HA-HA!
>>1101839
FUCKOFF
>> The Hand
Discordian, pastafarian, and church of the sub-genius.
>> Anonymous
Eastern Orthodoxy, Greek Orthodoxy, Santeria.
>> Anonymous
/b/tard, /r/tard and /s/tard.. Its that simple.
>> Anonymous
>>1101829
i hate you
>> Anonymous
>>1101829
dum ass
>> Anonymous
go for zorasterian, janeist and shinto.
please forgive the spelling.
>> Anonymous
the religion where you have to cut the girls clits off
>> Anonymous
>>1101827
>/b/
>> Anonymous
Sumerian, ancient Egyptian, and Aztec.
>> Anonymous
nazi nazi nazi
>> /gif/ Anonymous
/b/ is <---- that way.
>> Anonymous
Judaism, Christianity, and Buddhism

fuck dem muslims
>> Anonymous
Vodooism, Pastafarian, satanism
>> Anonymous
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>>1101827
>> Anonymous
that's the stupidest way to raise children ever. don't teach them specific religions. teach them to not be as retarded as their father.
>> Anonymous
Proto-Nazi, Nazi, Neo-Nazi.
>> Anonymous
I don't get it OP.

Why different for each? Are they each a Science Experiment.

...you're adding to the list of "Ways Parents can Fuck up their children, cuz they think it's the right thing to do!"
>> Anonymous
This is an awful idea. First off, why raise them all different? Second, religion is for FAGGOTS.
>> Troll? Anonymous
Me thinks, t'is a possible possibility.

Also, cocks.
>> Anonymous
1) anonymous
2) scientology
3) homosexual
>> Anonymous
Python, C++, Lisp
>> Anonymous
$ , £ , €
>> Anonymous
/b/ is thatta way ------------>
>> Anonymous
atheism.
>> kiu
satanism
satanism
satanism
>> Anonymous
Jewish
Islamic
Christian
for the lulz
>> Anonymous
>>1101827
fuck you you fucking fuck, post animooted, this ain't /b/ and i hope all yer kids grow up to be queer.
>> Anonymous
>>1101827
This isn't /b/

You can't make a child a religion, that's a decision adults make for themselves and it's people like you that burden the Human Race with people like Scientologists.
>> Anonymous
Fucking animated.
>> Anonymous
>>1102225
>> Anonymous
>>1101827
fuck you you fucking fuck, post animooted, this ain't /b/ and i hope all yer kids grow up to be queer.
>> Anonymous
nigger indian and asian
>> Anonymous
Church of the SubGenius. Seems right up Anon's alley.

A surprising lack of sage.
>> Anonymous
>>1101827
fuck you you fucking fuck, post animooted, this ain't /b/ and i hope all yer kids grow up to be queer.
>>1101827
fuck you you fucking fuck, post animooted, this ain't /b/ and i hope all yer kids grow up to be queer.
>>1101827
fuck you you fucking fuck, post animooted, this ain't /b/ and i hope all yer kids grow up to be queer.
>> Anonymous
Wheres the pentacle?
>> Anonymous
Dont brain wash ur children let them decide
>> Anonymous
rastafarian, scientologist, and roman paganism
>> Anonymous
>>1102359
>>1101912
>>1101950
Way to suck dicks for a living. Lrn2sage instead of fucking bumping.
>> Anonymous
fucking christ, no more religion. raise them all to be atheist PLEASE.
>> fire !!Polqr6xE+Wl
the religion of power
the religion of money
the religion of sex

good luck!
>> Anonymous
Satanism, Atheism, Paganism
>> Anonymous
>>1102739
agreed
>> Anonymous
WTF GO BACK TO /b/ YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Religion is fucking fail
>> Anonymous
A buddhist, a naturalist and a christian. Just don't raise them radically, or you will get a kamikaze child, a hippie and a bible-fag.
>> Anonymous
let then chose when they grow up .
>> Anonymous
I say Taoist/Hare Krsna/ Unitarian
but for fun I say
Jihadist/Zionist/ and Unitarian to bridge the Gap
>> Anonymous
>>1101827
fuck you you fucking fuck, post animooted, this ain't /b/ and i hope all yer kids grow up to be queer.
>>1101827
This isn't /b/
WTF GO BACK TO /b/ YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!