If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will be come a statistic. You have been warned.
Fucking old irl copypasta is fucking old. Good stuff, but can't remember the sauce. Bump for sauce.Also, cocks.
We are a disease upon this world.
It's from Fight Club.
Sir, the first rule is that you do not talk about it, Sir.
>>1052329Yeah, just googled it. Can't believe I fucking forgot.>>1052331;~;