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Cloverspoof Anonymous
*sploosh*

ARHGHGHGHGHG

The End.
>> Anonymous
>>1122929

Die in a fire.
>> Anonymous
i see some disturbance but it just doesn't look like something splashing in the water...more like an odd boat, or something, just cruising.
>> Anonymous
>>1123145
look harder

doesnt look big enough to wake up a beast that has been sleeping for an eternity
>> Anonymous
something falls down from the sky into the water, but it doesn't look as big as clvoerfield should be
>> Anonymous
yea wtf was that?
>> Splash Anonymous
The splash is supposedly a Japanese satellite that fell out of orbit and crashed. Abrams said so in an interview, which you can probably find through Google.
>> Anonymous
i now realize i was looking at completely the wrong thing. seriously, that just barely is noticeable.
>> Anonymous
It was a space sponge.

Once it absorbed enough water it became the cloverfield monster. Yay.
>> Anonymous
>>1123719

I had a dino sponge once... it didn't get very big.
>> Anonymous
Oh, thank fucking jesus, I finally see it. Thank you.
>> Anonymous
Yeah I always thought it was the boat thing on the far far right. You see the actual splash directly above the long black post on land.
>> Anonymous
still not seeing it. Damn it...
>> Anonymous
Cloverfield was fail incarnate.
>> Anonymous
>>1123725
I had this weird thing I got when I was a kid, but it wasn't a sponge.. it started as a little alien in an egg and then when I soaked it in water it grew huge. Easilly from 2" to 1'.. it had this weird slimy texture when I touched it and I left it in the water and it just sort of dissintigrated and the left over water was thick and slimy.

Very pointless and very boring.
>> Anonymous
>>1123755
do you see the blue in the sky on the right side? stare at the bottom ones left tip and you will notice a VERY small black dot falling.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Observe.
>> Anonymous
What the heck was it Edgar?
>> Anonymous
>>1123757

NO U
>> Anonymous
ok for everyone doesn't know, that was the sattelite for a deep sea drilling japanese company.

they went looking for it, woke up Cloverfield, cloverfield goes and fucks New Yorks shit up.

If you wonder how Cloverfield can take fucking bombs, it's because the motherfucker has been so far underwater that the pressure made it's skin like fucking titanium time a billion
>> Anonymous
cloverfield is also a baby
>> Anonymous
thats a clear picture..whered you get this verison from?
>> Anonymous
>>1124089
Sugar.
>> Anonymous
>>1124089
Get your big butt back inside
>> Anonymous
Yeah, it's a baby. JJ said so in an interview. He also said they had plans for the monster do have other abilities but they were not able to put any of them in the movie because of the style it was made plus it was a baby.

Don't be suprised if it can say breathe fire or something like that or maybe have wings or more arms or something. Any of that would be cool in the future movies which will probably be made in the years to come.
>> Anonymous
if you actually enjoyed this movie you need to be shot. this movie was 99% hype.
>> Anonymous
The only retarded thing about the movie was the ending. The movie didn't have any deeper meaning to justify the darker tone it took for the ending, and when it's pure entertainment, you're just being an asshole if you don't kill the monster and let the hero survive... That, and that 100% of the cast, including extras, looked like Calvin Klein models.
>> ?????Sempai's Pleasurous Nutrients????? !UXYkIpCvwg!!a9z
>>1124134
in watter.
>> Anonymous
>>1124202
i went to see cloverfield because i was bored and it was the newest film available at the local theater. i in fact had no idea what this movie was about or that there was some sort of hype surrounding it.

i thought it was pretty entertaining.
>> berry
>>1124297
True, the only unpalatable face was behind the camera. 'course, he got whacked pretty unceremoniously. Still, had a nice feel to it. At least it wasnt Diary of the Dead..pssh, nice movie Romero.
>> Anonymous
Crappy american movie is crappy
>> Anonymous
This movie was crappy.

But screw you most (which are like the only good movies along with western europe) american movies kick ass. Stupid minority.