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After Much Testing... Anonymous
After several clinical trials, I have come to the conclusion that the Donkey Punch is nothing but an urban legend.

I ran several experiments involving a control group and several variations on the traditional Donkey Punch to see if, in fact, it did work. It turns out that our test subjects fell into one of three groups.

Group 1. This is a group of women, that although surprised by the punch in the back of the head, they did not contract their sphincter, but rather either immediatly stopped the sex session, and/or hit back. In some cases, there was ball kicking involved. Either way, group 1 experienced blue balls.

Group 2. In this case, the women passed out, experiencing a concussion and, in some cases, permament brain stem damage. In ass instances of the women passing out, they went limp and the men experienced no sphincter contraction. In fact, there were some men that were unable to finish because the women were nothing but dead weight and once they fell down, it was hard to manuver them into a suitable position for climax.

Group 3. The women in group 3 experienced death, and again, as soon as they lost consciousness, their bodies went limp with no sphincter contraction. There was one instance where the male was able to maintain an erection inside the female subject's anus until rigor mortis set in. This isolated case did experience sphincter contraction, but we can not expect that in all cases.
>> Anonymous
sage

you fail
>> yoww
jesus christ i lol'd
>> Anonymous
It is obvious that women do not like to be hit unless they ask for it or are into that sort of thing.

Fucking males.
>> Anonymous
>>269814
lols at female idiot
>> Anonymous
>>269815

lol's at male idiot
>> Anonymous
>>269816
lol!
>> Anonymous
You've already gotten us to give you sex/blowjobs/whatever. I don't think you need to display your dominance on us any further by hitting us.

That's like biting the hand that feeds you.

And if you don't understand what I'm talking about, then you guys are a bunch of idiots.

No wonder so many men turn gay. They abuse the women, the women run away, and the men are left with nothing but themselves. I laugh at the male species for their stupidity.
>> Anonymous
>>269821
lol!
>> Anonymous
>>269823
Joke's on you, so I don't know why you're laughing.
>> Anonymous
>>269824
not my fault.

anyway i'm off.
have fun
>> Anonymous
lol!!!
>> kthxbye !7N.82XNh/c
i can understand why us men spank women's asses, but i don't get what's so fun with hitting them in the head.

i could hit that dude right in the face and see how he likes it. And trust me, not many likes when ppl hit other ppl in the head.
>> Anonymous
>>269835
Sensible being right here.
>> Anonymous
>>269837

On 4chan? S'like an atheist homosexual black-asian priest being elected the new pope.
>> Anonymous
>>269821
While you have a point, I doubt thats what causes men to turn gay.
>> Anonymous
>>269839
I can understand the athiest and homosexual part.. But whats wrong with asian or black popes? An athiest can't be a pope obviously..
And since 90% of all churches are homophobic, You can't have a gay pope.. But quite a few blacks and asians are christian.. So whats the big deal about having a pope thats asian or black?
>> Anonymous
1. You people are retarded. That thing was written as a fucking joke. Did the whole fucking until rigor mortis thing sets in not give you a strong enough hint?

2. Donkey punchs arent given to the back of the head. They are given to the kidney. Learn a little something about what you are doing before you start beating each other up while fuckin.
>> Anonymous
Donkey punch is a slang term for a sex move performed during doggy style vaginal or anal sex. The move involves the penetrating partner punching the penetrated partner in the back of the head or neck. The act is mostly encountered as a joke or urban legend as is often thought of as fictitious, but in recent years it has appeared occasionally in pornography. The first commercial recording of it may be in the 2004 JM Productions film Guttermouths 30, in which Alex Sanders punches Gia Paloma. Later it was featured extensively in the 2005 JM Productions film Donkey Punch.
>> Anonymous
>>269814

>>269815
>>269816

More like lols at pussy boy idiot being annoyed with his own sex because he's a sissy.

Gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>> Anonymous
the donkey punch britney spears game is proof that it exists
>> Anonymous
>>269835

This was an experiment to increase the ammount of pleasure recieved during anal sex.

If women are so smart why do we have to punch them in the kidney or at all to get better anal sex?
>> Firek
If women are so smart why do they agree to anal sex anyway..? :P
>> Anonymous
how do i made babies?
>> Anonymous
>>269821

1) Trust me, going down on someone is no picnic for us either.
2) This is the INTERNET, for fuck sake. Stop pretending to be a girl you fag.
>> Anonymous
WHOEVER POSTED ABOUT THE KIDNEY PUNCH IS CORRECT

This punching them in the back of the head thing is total bullshit and was presumably added for comedic effect when telling the story.

Back in the early 90s when I first learned of the Donkey punch I was told it was a hammer fist punch to the small of the back (sort of slightly above her ass...maybe in the kidney area).
>> Anonymous
>>270000

270K get
>> Anonymous
>>270000
lol
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>269821
Try not to completely over-generalize males, please. I never have nor will I ever intend to hit my partner in the back of her head, or in the kidney's, or anywhere else for that matter.

While yes it is true 95% of males are pompous, disgusting jackasses, that still leaves 5%.
>> Anonymous
>>270087
95% of women are fat, nagging, uptight bitches with nothing better to do than complain about men.
Look! I can shit out retarded statistics too! :)
>> Anonymous
>>270088

Aww, you guys love us :)
>> Anonymous
>>270088
It's called an exaggeration, sillypoo.
>> Anonymous
this whole thread gave me the hardest boner ever.

i love sexual abuse.
>> Anonymous
ROFL! SMAWL CAK
>> oompa !YgQRHAJqRA
>>269800
>>270041
holy shit name or website that these two are from plz
>> Anonymous
Look at all the mens pretending to be womens!
>> Anonymous
You punch in the back, not the head.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
If there's women out there that like being pissed, shit or vomited on, then there's some that like getting punched in the head

Its called "this is somebody's fetish"

LURK MOAR
>> Anonymous
If there are any real females in this thread then please get the fuck out, you completely ruin 4chan for everyone
>> mathidler
That's just evil ;_;
>> Anonymous
rofl.
But this isn't something I'd do to my girlfriend. Unless she asked for it.
>> Anonymous
>>270269
"Punch me while you fuck me master!"
>> Anonymous
>>270088
dude it's true....in america though 8]
>> Anonymous
>>269800

Dude, shut the fuck up. This is something that belongs on Ubersite with a -2 score. If you've found someone to thoroughly test the donkey punch on then she must be one special lady. I'm sure it took a lot to convince her to allow you to punch her repeatedly in the back of the head so you could tell a bunch of virgins on 4chan about your discoveries.

You're an idiot.

/thread.
/sage.
/etc.
>> Anonymous
>>270258
signage
>> Anonymous
>>269821
We turn gay so we can get lays that don't bitch and whine and act like fucking morons all the time.

Why does being female mean you have to have absolutely no clue what logic is?

Also, Donkey Punch FTW!
>> Anonymous
>>270280
>Why does being female mean you have to have absolutely no clue what logic is?

You've obviously not found out yet, women have never believed in logic, they only feign that they do. As to why? Well, they're female, along with completely disregarding logic, they also have no care for the concept of reason to begin with.

Oh but no, of course anyone who turns gay is obviously because they can't get/get turned down by a woman of course amirite guyz? It's totally not because they get consistently pissed off by their very way of acting at every turn, why because women are such competent, no scratch that, such SUPERIOR beings and all.

As it has been said, time and time again through these and prettty much all other true places of discussion on the internet, women do not belong here, they are not welcome here, and their purposeful drama incitement by trying to make their gender known is one of the many reasons of why we instated the golden rule of the ideal internet in that "THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET"

Perhaps one day, perhaps in a perfect world, we will finally fufill that goal.
Until then, all we can do is look back nostalgiacally on the old years when it was true and how much vastly better our internet was, amen.
>> Anonymous
THIS THREAD IS MADE OF LIES, AIDS AND PEOPLE WHO CAN'T GET JOKES.
>> Anonymous
lols at the anonymous crossdressers
>> Anonymous
>>270293

no women on the internet???? so you've all been jerking off to men indisguise as women on porno?? IT BEGINS TO MAKE SENSE
fags this is /gif/ not /b/ gif is superior so don't lessen if with your faggotory tard hats
>> Anonymous
>>270304
Relax, ladies. Those gifs ain't real. Just take 'em all as funny jokes. I enjoyed it myself, but certainly won't try it to my own girlfriend or my fuck partner.
>> Anonymous
>>270304
All of a sudden the undeniable truth is complete faggotry, if you're trying to act like a woman for the troll factor, good show.
If you are actually one of those Gaia browsing pieces of shit please return there and do not bother our imageboards again.
>> Anonymous
>>270315
uh......whatever part of you thought I was acting like a woman....is your problem, I got no problem I just like laughing at idoicy 8]