So, did Supes really fuck his cousin? I'd lol.
Source please.
If superman ever wants to have children..Yes he has to fuck his cousin. She's the only one who could handle a kick from a super baby.
All superman would have to do is get out of the yellow suns range of radiation.. fuck lois lane.. drop some sperm and bam.. normal ass baby. (Untill they go back to the yellow suns radiation)
>>257168I could totally go /co/tard on you right now to explain how that's not true, but I figure I should preserve the little dignity I have left.
Stolen from YTMND
Where are the individual pictures from?
LOL at Black Bolt's empty speech bubbles
>>257177their edited from the original supes i think, (done pretty well i might add)I'll lose my dignity and go a little /co/tard, since the baby would be in the womb it would not feel the radiation of yellow rays hence not gett ing powers till it was born, like supes himself didn't land on earth and start punting his parents miles and miles away.
the best one is The Shocker saying two in the pink on in the stink lol
made of win and awesome
>>257200nope, the best one is from Dr. Light
HAHA Invincible and his dadHAHA elastic man's huge crotchWIN
Saw this on scans daily yesterday...still hilarious!
>>257186Lol shut the fuck up, Lois Lane would have to wear lead clothes. Radiation permeates thru anything.Even diamonds. The hardest metal known to man.
>>257343Did you just say that diamonds are metal?I may have to kill you now.
>>257381u phale. diamonds are a metal. the hardest one known to man. looks like the diamonds may be killing you with their hardicity + cocks.
Best ones are Shocker, Omniman/Invincible, Apollo, Black Bolt, and Hal Jordan (yellow light/blondes). Who's the guy talking about god, and the guy after Wonder Man?
>>257381Someone get this guy a list of updated meme's please.(And link the diamond screenshot)
Wish I knew who did this. Awesome.diamonds are a mineral and the hardest natural substance on the planet.
>>257409WTF, NO
>>257405If you mean the "fist of an angry god" guy, that's Dr. Manhattan. of <u>Watchmen</u> fame. Go read it. Go read it now. To negate your failure.
Fucking win. Absolutely.
>>257417"Diamonds are specifically renowned as a mineral with superlative physical qualities..."O RLY?>>257177The original of Superman and his cousin is from Supergirl, by Loeb, Turner and Steigwald. The speech bubbles originally say "This is Kara Zor-El." & "...My cousin from Krypton" ('I am... not alone...')
>>257343there's also the fact supes didn't develope his powers until he hit puberty.Also diamonds are not a metal and hardness has nothing to do with light passing through, a diamond is pretty transparent compared to steel.Anyone wasn't there a whole story of someone trapping supes underground for a while and he was getting weaker? I think it might of been the parasite but obviously part of him being weaker was his own powers.All this adds up to you suck at life.
>>257668In the Red Son stories, Superman loses his powers because he goes underground and gets flooded with the UV rays from a red son instead of a yellow one. He still kills Batman, though.
Could someone please post a list of the superheroes' names in order of appearance?
>>257343If you're going to say a meme, say it right. "known THE man"
>>257668actually, I'm pretty sure a diamond's hardness has to do with its DENSITY, which does affect refraction, a.k.a. "light passing through."Sit down.