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Anonymous
OH YEAH FUCK THAT SLUTTY LETTUCE
>> Anonymous
In all fairness, that lettuce was just asking for it.
>> Anonymous
Lay back and get some lettuce
>> Anonymous
Could we say this is getting your salad tossed?
>> Anonymous
>>333684
No, hews obviously getting some "Head"
>> Anonymous
>>333684
>>333689
hahahahaha <3
>> Anonymous
Think like a chef. He's preparing the dressing. Every restaurant has someone like him.
>> shmo
what IS that flesh color circle on the right hand side that looks drawn in.... what is he hiding? His watch?
>> Anonymous
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /b/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /b/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return
>> =Stripe===
well put. *stands up and applauds*
>> Anonymous
NOONE MUST FIND OUT ABOUT HIS SECRET WATCH!
>> Anonymous
>>333760
Hey tripfag wannabe, that's being spammed everywhere. Get with the program.

>>333765
There are no straps. Must be a tattoo. Makes sense.
>> Anonymous
>>333751
lol... this isnt /b/... its /gif/.. GG positive IQ
>> Stabs
Do not want
>> Anonymous
ive said it b4 and ill say it again....fuck salad
>> Anonymous
>>333765
It's an orb, the spirit of the lettuce that cannot speak for itself.
/r/ more salad kingdom porn, prefferably princess tomato. That plump bitch is begging for it.
>> Anonymous
Fucking leafies.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
BEGGING FOR IT.
>> take a 4 king chance
That head looks like sloppy seconds.
>> (other) thread starter...
>>333751
lol. it's a gif. do you have an IQ +80?
stop complaining.
don't even see why you people have so much problem with things. if you don't like it, ignore it.
>> Anonymous
>>333947

Don't take that post seriously, silly! It's only copypasta from /b/ : P
>> Anonymous
>>333947
Moron.
>>333993
Fag.
>> Anonymous
>>334012
Twat
>> Anonymous
>>334021
Asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>334012

erm....but it IS just copypasta. just letting the intolerant ignorant kids like you know ; )
>> Jhoh! !9J6Xe7Aqf.
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /b/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /b/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return
>> Jhoh! !9J6Xe7Aqf.
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /b/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /b/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought forget it, yo home to Bel-Air! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby "yo home, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
>> Anonymous
>>334072
>>334071
Royal fucking fail for not replacing /b/ with /gif/.
>> Anonymous
guys...this dude ...is actually...fucking a lettuce...you know... A LETTUCE!
>> prepare 4abadjoke
look, it's a guy getting HEAD! LOLRZ!1! internet!

....a HEAD of lettuce...?

......nobody...?

......fuck....
>> Anonymous
ALL YOUR LETTUCE ARE BELONG TO US
http://grrlvert.livejournal.com
>> Anonymous
>>334052
Fag.
>> Monsieur
>>334118

Moron, read>>333689before making an ass out of yourself.>>333689was funny. You are not. GTFO
>> Jhoh! !9J6Xe7Aqf.
>>334103
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /b/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /b/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return
>> Anonymous
>>334154
Needs to replace "you" with "myself". Just become a hero. lol.
>> Anonymous
Still needs more princess tomato.
>> Anonymous
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /gif/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /gif/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return
>> Jhoh! !9J6Xe7Aqf.
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IS THAT HITLER?
>> Jhoh! !9J6Xe7Aqf.
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>334072Clearly, porn is the reason gif is full of fail.
>> Anonymous
When was 4chan a 'secret' place?
>> Anonymous
this thread is awesome. FUCK YOU AND LEAVE if you're too much of a pussy to watch a cock fuck a head of cabbage. FUCK YEAH
>> Jhoh! !9J6Xe7Aqf.
>>334317
Lurk moar.
>> Anonymous
how the hell do you know if i'm a lurker or not
>> Anonymous
I CAME!
>> Anonymous
DO NOT WANT
>> Anonymous
Fucking idiots, it's gabbage, not lettuce
>> Anonymous
>>334435
gabbage?
whats that then clever lad?
>> Anonymous
?????????

?????????
>> Anonymous
>>334472
I know the Japanese have been butchering English for decades, but somehow it's just not as cute the other way around.