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Anonymous
I've read that less than 30% of girls actually have real orgasms during sex, and less that 15% ever have multiple, I'd like to announce my girl friend is in that 15%, discus
>> Anonymous
You're a douche who thinks he's cool by announcing his GF has multiple orgasms, yet chances are if that's even the truth, it's only because she's a big whore. Discuss further.
>> Anonymous
>>285498
Yes thats right! Only whores can have orgasms!!
>> Anonymous
honestly I only posted this to see who would reply with some smart ass thing calling me a douche or something for this simple fact. Anyone who gets angry at someone else saying he can get a girl to orgasm must not be able to do it themself, discuss further.
>> FuckyouEpenis
Anyone who has to come to an imageboard to post on how he/she can get their other off, is a fucking douche. So go bag home, get a fucking qtip, and get that sand out of your vagina/penis, and post some fucking animated gifs (preferably that rock). That is all. ^~^
>> Anonymous
god I love 4chan, thanks for that moment of amusement
>> Anonymous
ahh, nothing more refreshing that comeing here once in a blue moon, and realizeing that im really not as pathetic as I think I am...Thank you 4chan for reassuring my self confidence...
>> Anonymous
How about making a gif showing your pencil dick making your whore girlfriend orgasm to bring this thread on topic.
>> Anonymous
wow this is still going? damn I left this awhile ago, let it die people
>> Anonymous
shhh
>> Anonymous
>>285512
ok, guy, but your girl would be getting off no matter WHO was poking a a dick or a household vegetable around inside her. it has nothing to do with YOU. douche.
>> Anonymous
10 dollars says his 15% multiple orgasm girl is fake
>> Anonymous
unless of course...it was a head of lettuce...i imagine that shit would be painful...*jots notes for vengence purposes*
>> Anonymous
>>285547
i have a feeling you're in the 13-15 age range.
>> Anonymous
>>285557
I concur
>> Anonymous
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wow....I really didn't think this would last that long. don't get why you're all so pissy, do something cool of course you'll show it off alittle, only reasons I see for people to get on talking about "you're a douche" is A. they can't do it B. they're bored and find this shit funny (like me), eh so long as it's still going, Discuss further. PS here's a cool gif so this thread still belongs here
>> Anonymous
Holy Shit batman, a hindu cowpie...
>> deleted
you're a douche because you're ANNOUNCING how special your GIRLFREIND is.
>> Anonymous
>>285557
Never had sex, so I wouldn't know if I could do it, (doubt I could knowing those odds) but to say that you can is the move of an asshole. Not to mention, there is quite a possiblity that she fakes it.

Go to /b/, they'd be more interested in this.
>> Anonymous
that does raise the question of how the fuck this ended up in /gif/ anyway...fucktard...
>> Anonymous
I've read that 99.9 percent of /b/tards don't give a fuck.

you're that .1 percent.
>> sUPERfAGGOT !QDmD6ZKj.s!!KMT
>>285487
This post has undoubtedly been created by a person who seeks to enrage people on the Internet.

I can tell from some of the spelling errors, and from seeing quite a few posts of this kind in my time
>> Anonymous
GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET
>> Anonymous
I think a more appropriate way to say it would be...Get the fuck off MY internet...but whatever rubs your budda
>> Anonymous
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss.
>> Anonymous
>>285487
I once had sex with a discus...and you're totally right, it had multiple orgasms.
>> deleted
>>285763
Good job. Go away.
>> Anonymous
>>285763

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
>> sUPERfAGGOT !QDmD6ZKj.s!!KMT
>>285763
It\'s been a long time, eh, poonmaster.
>> Anonymous
THIS IS A GREAT THREAD
>> Anonymous
i am the "poonmaster" who posted the one of the only few post in this thread with thought only to be let down by the kids who laugh wildly while posting insults on people. dude i knwo you may be sexual frustrated but truth is you can only be sexual frustrated after having sex at least once, just wait a few more years kids and you can be bitter then
>> Anonymous
>>285487
How do you know she's not just telling you she orgasmed to make you feel better, dipshit?
>> Anonymous
A good 10-15 minutes of foreplay will atleast get you in that 30%.

I know, girls are lame like that, but it's worth having her poon milk you as she moans and shakes like a little bitch.
>> Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss.
>> Anonymous
god damn this thing still lives?
>> Anonymous
Protip: 80% of all statistics are false.
>> Anonymous
...then I assume you also know that 80% of all women have faked orgasms during sex?

Makes ya think.

By the way, that 30% statistic is VAGINAL orgasms during sex, not CLITORAL. There's a difference.
>> Anonymous
So gentlemen? What is your piece de resistance foreplay-wise?
>> Anonymous
I'm a fan of good ol' fashioned tounge lashings, but nothing warms a girl up like a massage, or just running your hands over thier entire bodies

I just realized that now that I've said that all the /b/ tards will be trying to caress thier moniters

Fuck!
>> Anonymous
Heightened nerve endings in her vagina???? Does a girl have to go blind or something so that her sense of vagina makes up for it?
>> Anonymous
>>285862
Haha, that makes blind dates the best kind then. If Ben Affleck was a woman and this is true, then Daredevil would've been much better.
>> Anonymous
You've made her ejaculate once? That's uhhh, not that great of an accomplishment.
>> Anonymous
>>285867

you might want to stop watching so much porn
>> Anonymous
if you fuckers would take the time to read the Kama Sutra, you would know of a pressure point on the foot of a female that causes instantanious orgasm....talk about makeing a woman want you...seriously...you guys should read and date more...
>> Anonymous
I concur...Fucktards
>> Anonymous
come now...a two day thread on 4chan and its going to die?
>> Anonymous
euh I just want to say that I'm a virgin and that I would like to hear a woman's opinion on this. I mean no one better than a woman would know something like that. Am I right?
>> Anonymous
it depends....the first girl I ever slept with didnt know what an orgasm was...and she wasnt a virgin...so I proceeded to administer one...and even though we've been broken up for 5 years now...she still comes around once every 2 or so months for another session...so I must have done something right
>> Anonymous
it is bad enought that your girlfriend lies to you, you don't have to go down that road and lie as well.....j/k
>> Anonymous
it depends....the first girl I ever slept with didnt know what an orgasm was...and she wasnt a virgin...so I proceeded to administer one...and even though we've been broken up for 5 years now...she still comes around once every 2 or so months for another session...so I must have done something right
>> Anonymous
it depends....the first girl I ever slept with didnt know what an orgasm was...and she wasnt a virgin...so I proceeded to administer one...and even though we've been broken up for 5 years now...she still comes around once every 2 or so months for another session...so I must have done something right
>> sUPERfAGGOT !QDmD6ZKj.s!!KMT
Sghhocks
>> Anonymous
Antidisestablishmentarianism...motherfuckers!
>> Anonymous
you all do know that it's completely possible to give any girl on the planet an orgasm right, I mean come on, you just have to know how and what to do
>> Blair Pendragon
for those who gave a damn if he gives his GF multi orgasims and bitch about it, why are u so bored as to start anything over that? as for giving them orgasims, if they do fake it, just worry about giving them orgasims by the Clitoris.
ya foreplay helps alot. guys whine about it, and shouldnt if u know how to have fun doing it.
every girl is different, and u just need to learn ur way with each.
i suggest a healthy helpping hand of mmm cheeze...
>> Anonymous
I'm asking again: isn't there a woman who could say something? anything who could stop this thread.
Thank you
>> Anonymous
oh but why stop the thread...Im amazed it's lived this long...btw anyone know the longest thread life of a thread on 4chan?
>> Anonymous
>>285982

If you can't spell it, you can't give it.
>> Anonymous
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss.
>> Anonymous
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss .
>> Anonymous
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss.
>> Anonymous
Stop.
>> Anonymous
>>286062
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss.
>> Anonymous
>>286062
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss.
>> Anonymous
>>286062
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss.
>> Anonymous
first of all would like to ensure to him that inside A not many olds from 13-16 years, which it shooting on the insults of the Internet, by reaching it to avoid confrontation in the true life. It makes Maedchenorgasmus, or what is multiple HANGS these and this one in three things: or the girl does not have it hieghtened goals of the nerve in her vagina, the class of tolerance of the pain which it folded feeling so much almost (these theres, that do not indicate the BTW inside, any pain involed, because idiotischen and children of the reading), or around human beings to finish it is professional hundredth in bed much. One pours importamment much in foreplay and while satisfying simply, that it presses there and who or, it does not have at least tariff 5 of the elasticity of the penetration, or the asimiento open in the face of the example of the woman has the first time, after which I sleep with my boy friend, it in mo' laughed; _ I to be a virgin in my defense, although, after much indowment practises to have and godblessed discrete 7 tariff, I to make its rasgón now certain a my sheet and it to have to stimulate, mark for ejakulieren like this this lession in very being to leave it which disadvantage sex of having and appearing, its business to be to worry or in him to aspire, sews to better be, AM, naturalness you Rechtspénis 4 tariffs to have in this main case, to soil me with clit., to indicate holidays it this one, but since its 4chan another to examine.
>> Anonymous
what asshat keeps posting the same damn thing over and over? god damn cock face....anyway...Orgasm's should be analyzed this deeply, there have been cases where I've seen women get off giving head...everyone is differnet, and all in all its more of a mental thing than anything else, the slightest stimulation can cause a reacation as extreme as orgasm depending on the buildup, some women have had bad experiences so they cannot enjoy any sexual contact...every one is differet somewhat...
>> Anonymous
k, this is enough
>> Anonymous
I believe 4chan is afraid of drawn out discussions...
>> Anonymous
>>286082
>>286090
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss.
>> Anonymous
>>286082
>>286090
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss.
>> Anonymous
>>286090
>>286092
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss.
>> Anonymous
Nigga stole my orgasm.
>> Anonymous
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss.
>> Anonymous
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her ejaculate once. so let this be a lession to all who have not had sex and seem to be angry about it or suck at it, things will get better, unless of course you have a 4 inch erect penis in which case master messing with the clit. i'd say leave it at this but since its 4chan further discuss.
>> Anonymous
firstly i'd like to assure you that im am not one of the many 13-16 year olds whom throw insults over the internet, while managing to avoid confrontation in real life. Making a girl orgasm, or multiple ones for that, pend on three things: either the girl has hieghtened nerve endings in her vagina, she has no sort of pain tolerance thus the feeling is nearly doubled (btw im not saying theres any pain involed, for the idiots and kids reading) or lastly the man is very proficent in bed. Meaning he is versed enough in foreplay and is not just sitting there thrusting and that he has at least 5 inches of penetration give or take pending on the size of the woman herself. example the first time i sleep with my girlfriend afterwards she laughed at me; i was a virgin in my defense. although now after much practice and a godblessed decent indowment of 7 inches i have made her rip a few of my sheets and made her move with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror if anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought "Naw forget it" YO HOMES TO BEL-AIR! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
>> Anonymous
We dont waste no motherfuckin orgasms in here...I been watchin you, you aint came behind yo ears or nothin...
>> Anonymous
...aside from self induced...how many of you have been taken to orgasm by someone else...i mean jesus christ...you people are disturbed
>> Anonymous
IT LIVES!