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Anonymous
Even Google agrees that they're gonna be absorbed by the black hole.
We're Screwed D= D: )= D8
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!!

lol i jus reserched that
>> Anonymous
WE ARE DOOMED. GORDON FREEMAN IS IN CHARGE OF OPERATIONS.

I'll provide a link to the image since uploading still images gets you banned on gif http://www.shacknews.com/images/image-o-matic.x?/images/sshots/Screenshot/10698/10698_48c7161254f4d.
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>> Anonymous
We're alive! Science wins! ^^
>> Anonymous
>>1324415
I'm not banned. And I shouldn't, that blank pixels on the bottom left corner are moving.

>>1324426
Not yet. Technology has another chance to create a BH on October 21. And it's a lot more likely to happen than today.
>> Anonymous
DAFT PUNK
>> Anonymous
who really cares...not like we know if were dead XD
>> Anonymous
Half a century ago they still thought the earth was flat.

pffffft.
>> Anonymous
>>1324113
file link made me lol
http://www.google.com/logos/lhc.gif
they seriously think we are doomed XD
>> Anonymous
>>1324113
http://pcatdwww.cern.ch/atlas-point1/ATLASview/ACR.htm
http://pcatdwww.cern.ch/atlas-point1/ATLASview/ACR.htm
live room of the CERN..

every 2 minutes update,, if somtinghs going rong.. RUUUUNNNNNNN!!!
>> Anonymous
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>>1324113

Dear Faggots,

We didn't die at the turn of the century (2008).
We didn't die in 2004 or 2008 because the "aztec calendar" or some shit was 4/8 years behind our "normal calendar"
People are still dreading that the "destroyer", a small planet that roams around the universe, is going to run into us one day and knock us off course with the sun..

Now you faggots are going on and on about this stupid fucking LHC.

GET OVER IT.

The world is going to end whenever the fuck it feels like it. The fucking machine, yes, fucks with the whole " black hole " theory but it's so god damn small a black hole that could possibly be created that NOTHING will become of it. This is science faggots. If you REALLY wanna know wtf is up with the LHC go look it up before you post this continued stupid shit. Post your porn GIFs that these boards are always fucking popular for or GTFO and go to /b/ with your stupid fucking LHC theory craft shit that I guarantee -ALL- the fucking scientists including Mister Freeman would laugh at you if not slam a crowbar up your head about.

Anon has raged.

Use this fucking board as it's supposed to be used.. FUCK why hasn't mod fucking bant you stupid non gif fags yet...
>> Anonymous
2012. Not 2004 or 2008. The world ends in 2012 according to the mayan calendar. Not because it's behind the gregorian, but because as stunningly accurate as it is, it simply ends in 2012 at the end of the mayan epoch
>> Anonymous
World ain't ever ending.
They failed to predict it before, they failed This time too.

We'll be long dead before the world is gone.
>> Anonymous
>>1324631

yeah so that doesn't mean the end of the world \0/
>> Anonymous
ITS ENDING 2009 I'M SURE OF IT THIS TIME RLY GYUS RLY IM SRSLY
>> Anonymous
so if the world is going to end shouldn't you get off your ass and actually do something other than whine about it on some website where over half the people are just going to rip you a new asshole for posting some lame shit about the world ending. besides the world can't end till i destroy it =P
>> Hat
>>1324631

It's just the end of their calculated calendar you dolt. Nothing to with the end of the world... geeze read up before you regurgitate what someone else has said.
>> Anonymous
FUCKING MORONS.

In the first place, it was only one beam. The end of the world can't come before the second beam.

In the second place, you're fucking being trolled. NO ONE THINKS THE WORLD IS FUCKING ENDING. You "science wins" fags don't realize that you're being trolled. I've screamed the world is ending myself two dozen times in various threads because it's so fucking funny when some ultra serious asshole comes back with a scientific reason why it won't.

Guess what, fuckers? I understand the Hawking effect too. YOU'RE BEING TROLLED.
>> lol they actually have that up there... anon
i hope it doesnt do that shit...contrary to the year 2000..
this time we might have a different type of blackout O.o :(
>> Anonymous
>>1324113
google is a fucking blackhole itself. They'll enjoy it.
>> Anonymous
>>1325071
you mean 2012?
>> Anonymous
>>1325078

Even that's trolling. Mayans set up a future troll.

Even the apocalypse in the bible is trolling.
God trolled you.
>> Anonymous
The universe trolled God. He created us and then the universe left him impotent.
>> Anonymous
>>1325102
At least he can't have any more children.
The universe vasectomy'd God?
>> Anonymous
16 yr old indian girl killed herself, her father says she was traumatized by doomsday newspaper reports. Scientists explain that cosmic rays hit the moon with more power every day and no black holes have formed there yet so fkin relax you inbred hicks.
>> Anonymous
What does ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH mean?
>> Anonymous
>>1325102

Bad word use. I wanted to say that God is now a mere observer.
>> Anonymous
>>1325120
lol wut.
She did an hero to ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
October 21st they are going to collide the particles etc.

But today they did a nice test run doing it opposite so that none would make an impact.

So in october while i'll be playing little big planet october 21st i may forget about LHC experiment going into commission.
>> Anonymous
>>1325150
We'll never forget..
>> Anonymous
>>1324113
link?
>> Anonymous
>>1325184
google.com
>> Anonymous
let just hope non of the experiments involve dividing by zero
>> Anonymous
It DOESN'T MAKE BLACK HOLES.

It doesn't make ANTIMATER.

They're TRYING TO FIND GRAVITY PARTICLES.

Where the hell are you newfags getting black holes from?
>> Anonymous
>>1325346
I have a black hole below my back

also I have a pair of blue balls
>> Anonymous
>>1325346

You're right, it doesnt make black holes. Anybody who thinks that is a twat. Thank you Brian Cox.

But, you're wrong that they dont create antimatter. They do create antimatter, but in minute quantites, and it usually just annihilates almost instantly. But, they have managed to capture a little bit of it. And when I say "little", I mean a few atoms of it.
>> Anonymous
ugh @ people not knowing what the fuck's up. It COULD make a miniature black hole, but it would most likely just instantaneously evaporate.
>> Anonymous
>>1324113
if there is.... dibs putting ma pen0r in it
>> Anonymous
I accidentally a black hole, is this bad?
>> Anonymous
how do you get a black hole out of a particle accelerator?
>> Anonymous
>>1324113

seriously where the fuck did you get black holes from?
>> Anonymous
black holes do not expand, they can only absorb an area 2 times its diameter, even if the black hole did not immediatly evaporate, we could move the mass around it and send it into space
>> Anonymous
compton, now thats a black hole-da da cha
>> Anonymous
Don't you get it, the black hole is going to get created but instead of ending the word it sucks all the scientist back 12 minutes and 15 secs they realize the space time fabric is being ripped and stop future selves from creating time warp, which of course creates a paradox ending the world, because in a sense the world ended 15 secs ago and will be continually saved 15 secs after it is destroyed and stopped from being destroyed. were the are pulled back again and again eventually flooding the earth with the same 4 scientist.

Besides don't worry Jon will just come back from mars and fix it, unless those fucking Tachyons fuck things up.
>> Anonymous
LHC isn't going to cause any harm. Now the VLHC...

>>1325531
Tachyons don't exist.
>> Anonymous
Look up CP Violation. That's what we need to be worried about.
>> Cotton Eyed Joe !s5rR18z5kQ
>>1325567
yeah i don't think he was being serial
>> LOL K-ramel
No shit!! Dividing by 0 again!!! you know that can't end well...
>> Anonymous
>>1325567


>>1325531
Tachyons don't exist.

As far as observed phenomenon nor do Bosons or Gravitons but that doesnt stop us from trying to find them apparently
>> LtMcMuffin
Now, now, children. There's nothing to be afraid of... except Super AIDS
>> Anonymous
http://lhc-live.com/

Link to live LHC webcam
>> LordPhantom
>>1325990

i shat bricks
>> Anonymous
>>1325943
Well, even with Super AIDS there's still the gene pool that survived the black plague, due to random genetic mutation they're completely immune to AIDS (and the bubonic plague). So humanity will survive, even if you or I don't.

Creating a black hole that tears the planet into a billion tiny pieces, well, there's no genetic mutation that's going to help with that.
>> Anonymous
>>1325872

Haha! You ignorant mother fucker.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boson

Unless you're gonna try and tell me that photons don't exist.
>> Sage-RU
I came.
>> Anonymous
>>1325990
when i saw the red light i was like oh shit successful troll is sucessful