So I was bouncing around on a sunday mornAnd came across a metric fuckload of pornWith /b/tards everywhere clicking 'submit'I thought, just what the fuck is this shit?
Was this /gif/ the one I used to love,With awesome shit everywhere, below and above?Is this board now just one big bathroom stall?Did something go wrong? Who's dropping the ball?
So I starting wondering how to clean up this nicheAnd realized it's no help to just sit here and bitch.I'll post the most awesomeest gifs I can findMake a thread so awesome it'll blow your fucking mind
The truth is I have little reason to boastSome of these will be crappy and others, repostsBut beauty is in the eye of the beholder they sayAnd one awesome gif is more than /gif/ has had all day
I call upon all of /gif/'s populationTo rise up and overcome your gif-constipationPosting awesome gifs with no hesitationI call this phenomenon: /gif/jaculation
If I follow the pattern then this post must rhyhmeBut what I posted already works out just fineSo I'll make up some shit to finish the poemAnd make it all pretty so I have something to show'em
Now if you know where these come from then don't be shyIf you wait too long, the thread will pass you by.If we can't find the source, it'll be such a lossSo show what you know, and give the sauce, hoss.
This gif here shows what's in my pantsIt's big and it's ugly, and shaped like a lance.When I bring it out for the ladies I can't keep it calmBut the only action it gets it at home in my palm
Here's our old favorite, the over-hyped gameNow available for atari to relive its fame.He runs a sword through the girl we all love to despiseAnd if you don't mind my spoiler, I'll tell you that she [censored]
As you may be aware the average anime guyHolds blood in his body of infinite supply.He splooges blood when he comes and cries bloody tearsHe's a whole lot more full of blood than he appears
To mention her name is to open the doorsTo heated debates and retarded flame wars.Did you know know, this dancing anime which some of you scornWas also a few months ago made into a porn?
The female orgasm may just be a mythBut the look on her face says she's on her fourth or her fifthIt seems fitting to end my thread at its climaxSo I... uhh.. hmm... FUCK NOTHING RHYMES WITH CLIMAX THREAD OVER GOODBYE
Epic
WINsomebody screencap this
wha
SAUCE. ON ALL.
One more thing before I leave -There is something I must achieveBefore someone flips one more pageof 4chan, this thread I must SAGE
>>422419Pani Poni Dash>>422425Naruto>>422434>>422436Kanon>>422438Magipoka>>422439Golden Boy?>>422440Code Geass>>422442Galaxy Angel something?>>422446>>422456Dokuro-chan>>422448Ally McBeal>>422450School Rumble>>422461>>422462Live-action Haruhi SuzumiyaWe'll all become cross,if you don't provide SAUCE.
>>422437>>422440source?
>>422532wait nevermind
hahahanice poem
I'm going to need a source on that last gif asap... And I have the screen shot of the entire thread, so maybe I'll be posting that png image in /r/.
>>422437require soarce
Continue the fight for /gif/!
>>422433The source of this gif I'm hoping to findYou show me yours and I'll show you mine
>>422437Source of this one is Please Twins, the sequel series to Please Teacher
>>422588Source is "Yuurei wa Doukyonin" / "????????"ALSO THIS MIGHT BE RELATIVE TO YOUR INTERESTShttp://www.anonib.com/_qualityh/index.php?t=44
>>422431Sauce!!
>>422485didn't rhyme... they look like rhyme, but they don't :/
>>422623in before "sage goes in the email field"... this time it works because "sage" was the subject :/
>>422454Source?
>>422467and source on this too.
>>422634DearS. You'll have to find your own torrents.
>>422425What's this? Sakura doing something?!And thread fukken saved.
>>422623Last rhyme wasn't OP>>422570Source is Puni Puni Poemy, or Excel Saga, they share a character
This topic feels right to meIt's the place to be.
>>422909source!