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Anonymous
Don't fuck with with Bronson!
>> Anonymous
k
>> Anonymous
bronson vs. chuck norris

Who wins?
>> Anonymous
Bronson took a shit and named it Chuck Norris.
>> Anonymous
>>1251983
This man speaks the truth.
>> Anonymous
Chuck Norris is incapable of watching Death Wish past 4:36 without crying like a scared bitch, so why would he even be able to take on the real deal?
>> Anonymous
bronson doesn't needs gay roundhouse kicks to kill ppl, look at that mean face and uzi-wielding skills, a bronson fart could kill norris
>> Anonymous
pretty obvious that this is all the samefag in these posts. bronson is/was the biggest joke in action film history. he looks like some faggot trailer trash with the haircut of a dog. he's the guy you'd see walking into ponderosa with a 300 lb wife and a shitty, tight, 20 year old pleather jacket.
>> Anonymous
He could do one arm pull ups
>> Anonymous
>>1252428
bullshit - Bronson is all that is man
>> MANTAS
I KILL YOU MUTHAFUKAH
>> Anonymous
>>1252428
listens to ICP
>> Anonymous
>>1252428

Don't worry, little child. One day, you too shall grow a mustache and you'll understand the awesomeness that is Bronson. Not nearly as awesome as Tom Selleck, mind you, but awesome nontheless.
>> Anonymous
>>1251983
2nd
>> Anonymous
>>1251978
Bronson inspires obedience
>> Anonymous
Charles Bronson would fuck Chuck Norris in his ass. Put him in the camel clutch, brake his back and than make him humble.
>> Anonymous
>>1252552
3 words bitches
Lee Van Cleef
now go clean up the piss that just ran down your leg
>> Anonymous
Bronson came from poor family and had to wear dresses to school. Its true shit, fuckin google that shit.
>> Anonymous
there is even a drug named after him in Europe