Well, that was fun.
Strangely arousing.
Lilith is so fucking hot.
Where did these go?Moar plox.
fags
moar like this
ITT: weaboos that haven't had pussy since pussy had them.
Yuck, this is lame.
... that is actually what those figurines are for, right?
ITT newfags
>>613075Good question.
So this is what your pathetic $80 are spent on.
MOAR!
>>613181more like $15 really
i'd rather cum on a actual woman thank you...plus most of those statue are to expensive.
>>613137no. if the these toys were for just the sole purpose to be cummed on, then they would have made a human sized version of her, and actually make a hole to fuck it.
and my god, you could of spent that 15 dollars on letting a prostitute fuck you. jeez man. are you really that damn desperate?
>>613195somehow that doesn't seem as fun though.
I envy the loads this guy expels. He should probably go into real pornography.
BUMP FOR MORE TOY CUMMING
>>61320115 dollar prostituteenjoy your VD
>>613231this guy's load is immense has he not gotten of in like a year or something?
What amazes me the most is how much fucking Cum he puts on a FIGURINE i mean seriously wtf is this,
same here. I keep wanting to say GJ.
why do i have a boner at this?
mooooooooooooar
>>613250learn how to sage properly
>>613258how do they cum so much
sauce plox?
>>613275Don't fap for a week or two...trust me I do that every once and a while and your load is usually a lot more.
MoooOOOoooOooOoooOoOoarrrrrr!!!I know there are pictures of really high definition cum shots on little dolls.. some awesome ones too... They were on here a while back but meh.seek. ngr.
>>613288i dont think my load has ever been that much even after a week but i dont cum very much anyways
>>613288Excuz' me mister, but culd u explain how not 2 fap for more than a day?
>>613296I know it's hard but it can be done.=p
>>613296g2 lemonparty
>>613288Ive gone 3 weeks and i cummed so little the first time.then the second time that day i fapped it was flooding out like someone broke a water baloon.
>>613258holy fucking shit. is that a water hose?
>>613258>>613237whoa.anyone got the video of that?
I HAS FOUND THE PICTARS!!!!http://foone.org/tinyboofoo/?tag=semenonfigureSeaking vidoz.
worst fucking thread ever.
>>613241i loled
>>613322Agreed.Could have been so much more epic if it wasn't for newfags and other faggots.
>>613333is there the complete sequence?
>>613340Dont think videos exist :/
I wish none of these existed
>>613333http://rapidshare.com/users/BCCSOMPass is SoFHowever, I request the videos for>>613237and>>613258
>>613345THEY EXIST!http://rapidshare.com/users/BCCSOMpassword: SoF
>>613348beaten by 2 seconds >:(
only way i can shoot a load like that is to not whack off for like 2 weeks, otherwise i only shoot a small load and it just kinda leaks out. Don't really get any distance on it most of the time. =(
>>613380Drink plenty of water and eat lots of celery if you can tolerate it.
>>613396This man speaks the truth. Drink lots of water. Even if you're not thirsty, you could probably drink more water. Most people don't get enough.
>>613396someone seriously just told me that today in person...it must be a sign...
>>613191how do i shoot jizz like that
>>613430Dude,>>613396just said how.
how do i shot jizz
HOW DOEZ ME SHOT JIZZ
>>613258fake splooge is fake
Most epic thread of the month.
>>613472saline balls are salllllline pumped
what'cha gotta do is...jack it, get nearly to climax.. then stop. DON'T CUM.do that like once or twice a day for like a week or so and you'll have a massive amount of cum.
>>613438>>613435autoerotic asphyxia
All of you watching this, you are so fucking gay.
>>613496You will get blue balls if you do this.
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>613396How many stems a day or the whole stalk?
>>613520as much as you can, whit lots of water so if you somehow manage to eat it in excess you excrete the extra minerals and aviod a low level intoxicationbest way is adding it to every meal you can, go /ck/ for more info
moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
/r/ Felicia from Darkstalkers
>>613520Start with 1-3 large stalks per day. Then just steadily increase your intake to whatever you feel comfortable with.If you want to binge, drink a glass of milk then eat 10-15 stalks. DON'T do this right away though! Just take it slow and have some patience. Otherwise you'll just make yourself sick.Ingest 2-3 hours before sexual activity.
Anyone got someone cummin on a GI JOE? It would be fucking hilarious
sage
>>613557COUNTER!
lol4chan
i got a boner
>>613296Spill some bleach on your balls.
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best thread ever
I must admit: Those "action figures" are pretty cool. I wish I knew where to buy them. That Lilith figure rocks.
Fetishes have sunk a new low......Then again I ain't complaining.
lmao best damn one!!anyways.. I have all of themhttp://tinyurl.com/2tcnbl
eh.. sorry for the tiny url link... it's a habbit from work..
>>613066www.jlist.com
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Silly.Really, really silly.
sigh. mankind has hit a new low. masturbating to a n inanimate object. the levels of fat virgins in this thread is HIGH.
>>613241lol'd hard
*fap fap fap*
>>613682It's the same as fapping to pics. Even Slowpoke knows that.
>>613066
fapping to gifs of a guy fapping to miniature statuettes. bravo 4chan!
>>613711Samething as porn. Guy bangs girl. You fap.
>>613682how bout you take a look at the URL you have entered towards the top of your internet browser window. Im 100% certain it says 4chan.org. Now my ultimate wuestion to you is: What the fuck did you expect?
If 4chan can fap to pics of dead bodies, it can easily fap to this. Or at least tolerate it.
I've fapped to worse i suppose
>>613720intellectual discussion about current-modern day issues affecting the present and future of mankind?
For this reason, I will never buy another small plastic figurine of an anime or video game character, unless I get to assemble it myself.
>>613074agreed