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PUSH THE BUTTON Anonymous
>> Anonymous
AT THE MERE PUSH OF A SINGLE BUTTON!

The beautiful SHIIIINY BUTTON!

The jolly candy-like button!

Will he hold out folks? Can he hold out?
>> Anonymous
You win 1 million internets good sir.
>> Anonymous
>>528539

:D Thanks
>> Anonymous
I personally find it amazing how ahead of its time that show was.
>> Anonymous
>>528545

John K. is a genius if you ask me. He went back to the old style of cartoons where everyone could pitch in gags to the story. And he managed also to talk Nickelodeon into not being so hard cruel on the censorship, and most of the jokes got through, but some of the far more extreme (eye-gouging in Sven Hoek for example) stuff had to be taken out or replaced with something.

John K. also said in some commentary that Games Productions took things far MORE extreme then Spumco would have done. =/ I still wish he made Ren and Stimpy.
>> Anonymous
IN THE YEAR FOUR-HUNDRED BILLION!
>> Anonymous
>>528559

Blast off to adventure in the amazing year four hundred billion!

Scour the space ways! Explore vast alien worlds!

Ren: Come in Cadet Stimpy, do you read?

Stimpy: Cadet Stimpy here, we read you. Roger.

Roger(?): Roger here.
>> Anonymous
They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am MAD! Can't you hear them? Can't you see the crowds? Oh, my beloved ice cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center! And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering! You're not like the others, you like the same things I do! Wax paper, boiled football leather- DOG BREATH! We're not hitch-hiking anymore! We're riding!... Oh no! I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar! No you don't! You can't take it from me now! I've had it ever since I was a child. Everywhere I go, people always try to take it from me! Why won't they leave.. me.. ALOOONNNNNE!!!
>> Anonymous
The sci-fi episodes were always my favorites, especially Space Madness.
>> Anonymous
*ahem*

...I knew it! Cat dirt...Everywhere! ...Well, at least I'm home. I can follow my intellectual pursuits....

My opera records! Coovered (yes, Coovered) in bubble gum!
My collection rare, uncurable diseases! Violated! Noooo~ !

My dinosaur droppings...painted like easter eggs!

You eediots!

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Yooooouuuuuu ..... Both of yooooouuuu~

Oooooh what I'm gonna do to you....

I'm so angry!

First, I'm gonna tear your lips off. ...Yeah...that's what I'm gonna do.

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And then I'm gonna gouge your eyes out.

Yeah...that's what I'm gonna do...

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Next, I'm gonna TEAR your arms out of their sockets.

And you wanna know what else? I'm gonna hit ya, and your gonna fall........

And I'm gonna look down....and I'm gonna laugh...

But first....FIRST....I gotta take a whiz! Don't you go anywhere. You stay right here.....right on this spot...


>>528577

Best psychotic thing, next to the Sven Hoek stuff.
>> Anonymous
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog. What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.
Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...
>> Anonymous
Remember the royal anthem of the kilted yaksmen!
<whistle>

Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcuses

And we have to clean up after them
And our saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear women's clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirt

And the buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole
And our bones will bleach in the sun

And we will probably go to <fart>
And that is our great reward
For being thuh-uh roy-oy-al
Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
>> Anonymous
>>528661

repeat once
>> Anonymous
When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there

You can let it rain
In the breakfast lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on
Don't whiz on the electric fence!
>> Anonymous
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>>528577

Thank you for this Anonymous. You have made my day in ways I cannot even begin to relay.

Let this Davy Jones Tentacle Face Rape be but a mere token of my thanks.
>> Anonymous
Happy Happy Joy Joy
i'm a kinky sex toy
tie me up and treat me neat
'cause kinky sex is all you need!

--created by my best friend and one of her friends
>> Anonymous
>>528669
WHAT A FACEHUGGER
>> Anonymous
I'll teach you grandmother to suck eggs!

All the little creatures of the forest... they don't know they're ugly! That's very funny.

I TOLD THEM I'D SHOOT! WHY DIDN'T THEY BELIEVE ME!?