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Anonymous
You're driving home from work and as you go past the bus stop. You spotthree people, your best friend, an old lady who needs to go to hospital, and the girl of your dreams. Who do you pick up?
>> Anonymous
1. Give car to best friend.
2. Tell best friend to take old lady to hospital.
3. Get the girl AND save the day.
4. Epic Win.
>> Anonymous
>>866749
The girl doesn't give a shit about you if you've got no wheels.
>> Anonymous
Isn't the questions supposed to be like "But you can only fit two people in the car" or whatever?
Oh well. Delicious Transformer slut saves thread.
>> Anonymous
>>866750
Anonymous can not change the rules mid vote :<
>> Anonymous
>>866753
No dude, u got that messed up with the one with the boat, a fox, a chicken and the bag of grains. That one is more of a riddle, than a life lesson like this one.
>> Anonymous
sell the car and buy a bull
>> Anonymous
1.Give her the car
2.Tell her to take old lady somewhere.
3.Get your friend to run around on all fours.
4.Ride him home. EDN.
>> Anonymous
give the girl the ride...stop long enough to steal the old bitch's house keys so you can fuck hot slut on her plastic covered couch.

trust me, your friend will understand.
>> Anonymous
mine would cheer me on
>> Anonymous
>>866749
this sounds like A WIN
>> Anonymous
Give the keys to your best friend to drive the old lady to the hospital and wait with the girl of your dreams at the bus stop.
Anon delivers.
>> Sho Anonymous
hav a twosome wit ur bsfriend. bang the old lady while ur bestfriend bang the btich of ur dreams.
>> Anonymous
I drive the old lady to the hostipal 'cause the girl of my dreams would want me to and wouldn't fuck my best friend while I'm busy.
>> Anonymous
all three? since i've got a 5 seater car...
>> gigantor21
>>866864

Let's assume you're driving a Ferrari, then. But either way,>>866820covered it.
>> Anonymous
>>866870
well then if thats the case...

the girl will come with me. buddy can wait for the bus, old grandma can die.
>> Anonymous
gotta love 16 blocks
>> Anonymous
Old women are going to die soon enough so they can deal with not going to the hospital. Best friends will forgive you if you choose the chick over them because they understand that you're desperate for action.
>> Anonymous
But what kind of car is it? If it can house more than three people, then we're good to go, right?
>> Anonymous
Give the car to your best friend, have him send the lady to the hospital, and wait for the bus with the girl of your dreams
>> Anonymous
If the car is two seater:
Hot chick rides on my lap.
Best friend goes in the boot.
Old woman can die in the shotgun whilst hot chick rides me.
>> Smackababy
Do a barrel roll and sideswipe all 3 of the fucks, and have sex with their corpses.

Free orgy. I win.
>> Anonymous
>>866750
Any girl who cares about something stupid like a car, and would judge someone on that criterion, would not be the girl of my dreams.

Did I break the question?
>> Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY
Have a foursome in the bus stop then kill them all and drive away.
>> Anonymous
>>866934
1/0
>> Anonymous
I drive a 5-seater. I take everybody everywhere.
>> Anonymous
hey bitch that's from that bruce willis movie dont try to fuck with us
>> Anonymous
Pretend I didn't see them
>> Anonymous
1. Take the girl of your dreams and fuck the shit out of her
2. Who cares about an old lady who needs to go to the hospital, shes already old and shes got to go sooner or later.
3. Your friend will understand that you took the girl...if he doesn't he's probably not that good of a friend anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>867066
INDEED
>> Anonymous
Who's to say the "girl of your dreams" will let you pick her up? This is 4chan, you guys all suck at impressing the ladies.
>> Anonymous
1. Double team girl of you dreams with best friend.

2. Double team old lady with best friend.
>> Anonymous
untrue! i do quite well with said females. in b4 lying faggot etc
>> Anonymous
You stop, put on sun glasses and say "You need a ride?"

First one in the car wins
>> Anonymous
If you pick up your friend, thats basically a cock block and assuming your friend doesnt want to cock block you he wont mind if you ditch him. The old lady, fuck that bitch, run her over..100 points. The woman of your dreams, well if she doesnt want to get into the car, since when did we ask bitches what they -wanted- to do?
>> Anonymous
My best friend (the girl of my dreams) IS an old lady who needs to go to the hospital. Therefore, all three are clones of the same person. I then have a foursome with the girl of my dreams and her two clones.

I win.
>> Anonymous
give keys to bud have himdrive lady to hospital stay with girl of dreams for the bus
>> Anonymous
Give the keys to your friend to take the old lady and sit with the girl.

Dude, read that on the internet months ago.
>> Japan Japan
Before passing them, I'd go put pegs on my bike. Girl of my dreams on the front pegs, my friend on the back, the old lady on his back.
>> Anonymous
I keep driving whilst getting head from my wife.

:)
>> Anonymous
>>867157
You don't have a wife, enjoy your fleshlight.
>> Anonymous
>>867162
Epic
>> Anonymous
>>867218

stfu epicfag
>> Anonymous
I'd go GTA on their asses.
My best friend cause he owes me 5 bucks,
the old lady cause she's gonna die anyway,
and the 'girl of my dreams' because she was a bitch in high school.
I'd take them and the bus stop all out while yelling weee.
>> Anonymous
Watch the movie "16 Blocks"
>> Anonymous
1. Kick best friend out.
2. Let old bitch die. Old people are a waste of life.
3. Take girl of my dreams back to my room.
4. Fuck her.
>> Anonymous
Give my best friend the keys to the car, tell him to take the old bitch to the hospital, walk home with the girl of my dreams...

This way she won't hate me for leaving the old lady to die and I can lie to my friend and tell him I got to put it in her butt.
>> Anonymous
1. Give the keys to the girl.
2. Girl takes old woman to hospital.
3. Have gay best friend sex at the bus stop.
4. Since girl is awesome, she'll return my car later :)
>> Anonymous
take the delicious cake, and tell everyone else to **** off
>> Anonymous
1. Fuck your best friend
2. Fuck the old lady
3. Fuck the girl
4. Drive home
>> Anonymous
>>866930
That.
>> Anonymous
The correct answer is:
fuck car, kill best friend, drive girl of dreams, and eat old lady.
>> Anonymous
i have fit way more than 5 people in a regular car so 4 in a 2 seater should be no problem
>> Manwe
I will throw keys to my best friend,he takes old lady to hospital and i will stay with lady of my dreams waiting to our bus
>> Anonymous
1. Drive home
2. Play WoW

end
>> Anonymous
MY CAR IS WIDE ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US
>> Anonymous
best friend girl of my dreams...i dont care about old ladys

and the girl of my dreams must get used to the fact that i like my friends around
>> I love Women
the girl of my dreams better like females then
>> Anonymous
pick up ol lady, bring her home, wait for her to die, have sex with her dead body, then bring her to the hospital
>> Anonymous
>>867573
Thank you! My friends aren't "Guests" that we must welcome then share a dinner table and give a fond farewell every time they visit. As well as "Keeping an appropriate subject."
>> Anonymous
>>867560
lulz
>> Anonymous
1. The girl would turn you down.
2. Your best friend will laugh.
3. Out of anger, you kick the old lady killing her and you drive off.
>> Anonymous
The girl. What are you, stupid?
>> Anonymous
>>867608
she'll turn you down.
>> anon
tell my best friend to stall the old woman, bang my girl in the backseat, pickup the friend drop the chick and ride out tellin him the story
>> Anonymous
Fuck that old bitch, she'll die soon anyway. Fuck that skanky ho. Pick up friend, go play some games and get drunk.
>> Anonymous
1. Give your car to the girl of your dreams
2. ???
3. Your best friend beats you up for that and then you get arrested because you didn't help the old dead thing
4. ENJOY
>> Anonymous
What kind of fucking car can't hold 3 passengers?
>> Anonymous
I pick up the chick. my friend would understand teh pursuit, and the geezer's going to die soon anyway.
>> Anonymous
I kill that chopper with my car, because I ran out of bullets.