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Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
ZOMG HOW DO I SHOOP DA WHOOP? LOL

I hear that question a lot, being Anonymous and all. I'd answer LURK MOAR U FAGGOT!!!1
but today, today I feel like telling you. The trick to shoop da whoop is to charge your
lazor. The charger to your lazor can be seen emerging from that turf of hair below your
navel. It's tubular in shape. You should hold it like you'd hold a hose and move your
gripping hand back and forth, back and forth, gently but steadily. If you are not mutilated,
i mean circumcized, you should slide the top of the charger in and out of the lose skin. If
you are circumcized then your parents mutilated because your grandparents did it to your father.
your grandparents did it to your father because they thought it was healthy, and your grandgrandparents
did it to your grandad because they thought he wouldn't fap that way. Or you are circumciced
because you are a jew, in that case everybody should respect that because it's your religion
and religion is the right to hold insane and stupid ideas who nobody can challenge. If you
are circumciced better get some hand lotion.

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>> Anonymous
wow
>> Anonymous
drink fire.
>> Anonymous
i luld
>> Anonymous
Did you seriously just try to give an explanation of "HOW DO I SHOOP DA WHOOP?" .. I'm sorry but you are a failure at life, and you probably wasted about five minutes of your life writing that. Congratulations fag! =]
>> Anonymous
>>527845
what an idiot
>> Anonymous
>>527114
DO WANT NOT!!! See what I did there shooping bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>527114

being circumcised is more sanitary moron...

look it up
>> Anonymous
>>527114
I'm circumcised, and I do not have to use hand lotion, lol.
>> Anonymous
>>527876


Right, cause sanitary has nothing to do with how well you can clean yourself. Uncircumcised is just as sanitary if you take care of yourself and keep your shit clean like you're supposed to.
>> Anonymous
Someone's a tad bitter. saaaage!