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cloverfield Anonymous
could have been better
>> Randor
It was at its best..


I thought this movie was excellent...


Ending fit it perfectly.. i mean what else coulda happened?
>> Anonymous
The last scene was fucking stupid. It was totally unnecessary felt forced etc. That aside the movie was fine.
>> Anonymous
With the monster falling into the ocean?
>> Anonymous
stay after the credits...epic scene...so fuckin awesome i shat bricks..
>> Anonymous
nothing happens after the credits

it was an ok movie
>> Anonymous
>>985154
Oh stop you lies, all the main guy says "Now what?"
And thats it.
>> Anonymous
i too have an opinion that i will voice in an inconsiderate way that will annoy all those who disagree, and will inevitably start an internet fight
>> Anonymous
At the end of the credits it says that "It's still alive" but backwards so more like "evila llits s'ti"
>> Glasha
Son of a bitch, there WAS something after the credits? I ALMOST hung in there for the whole thing...then I thought, "psh, forget it."
>> Anonymous
Also, when they're on the ferris wheel if you look closely you can see something crash into the ocean. Brix Shat.
>> Anonymous
>>985186
me too
>> Anonymous
>>985186

Exactly what I did, and said after I found out there was something afterwards.
>> Anonymous
I missed the thing falling into the ocean and am gonna see it again just to see it.
>> Anonymous
>>985186
I stayed; there wasn't anything. Everyone is bullshitting you.
>> Anonymous
What movie is this?
>> Anonymous
>>985230
alvin and the chipmunks
>> Anonymous
THERE IS SOMETHING AT THE END

But it's not worth staying there for and can find it on ytmnd.

Rob Hawkins says "Help us" but if you reverse it he says (very clearly) "It's still alive"
>> Anonymous
Did anyone else think it was brilliant that the camera mans name was HUD?
>> Anonymous
Hasbro Just Announced A Toy Based On The Cloverfield Monster, Complete with statue of liberty head and 10 removable parasites. i read this up on 1-1808truth.com. What sucks is they want $99 for this toy....
>> Anonymous
>>985230
Battletoads
>> Anonymous
>>985385

I don't get it... <:/
>> Anonymous
>>985397
Heads Up Display
>> Anonymous
>>985397
oh god. HUD. heads-up display. Like in a airplane or video game.
>> Anonymous
The ending was perfect. If you don't like it its because you are a fucking gump that gets butt hurt whenever you think theres going to be a happy ending and are summarily robbed of it.
>> Anonymous
>>985385

Yes, I too thought that was brilliant, but I wasn't sure anyone else got it or if it was even intentional.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
The ending was fucking gay. It needed proper closure, if only white text on a black background like the government badging at the beginning. Otherwise I liked it.
>> Anonymous
can someone post that picture of the monster? It had a size comparison of the monster and it's parisites to humans and the statue of liberty.
>> Anonymous
>>985514
That picture is fake. The monster does not look like a whale and the parasites do not look like giant lice.
>> Anonymous
I am aware of this, but do you (or anytone else) have the picture?
>> Anonymous
It won't upload for some reason.

It's the first hit for 'Cloverfield Monster' in google under images.
>> Anonymous
>>985506
So you'd prefer a cliche ending?
Where those two at the end actually survive and the government kills the monster and they all live happily ever after?
>> Anonymous
>>985531
Thanks a bunch +rep.... but I can't find the rep button, srry :P
>> Anonymous
Need gif of objecting hitting water in last seconds of recorded over video.
>> Anonymous
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/Goatgirl/1200761852023.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>985541
there's a few clips of it on youtube, but nothing is is good quality. They were taken with cameras :(

Type in "cloverfield ending" and you should get a few.
>> Anonymous
>>985537
No, that they died was perfectly fine. In fact, I greatly enjoyed that. What I didn't like was the bullshit feris wheel scene and then black for 10 seconds.

Hell, it could of had the US DoD logo, some military stills of manhattan after the bombs / during the attacks / first response and text saying 'This document and it's contents are classified' would of made it fantastic.
>> Anonymous
I want a gif of the Lizzy Capland chick exploding.
>> Anonymous
i think if your not a dumbass you can assume what happened after, sure they threw the final bomb, which with "its still alive" at the credits did not work. but they had to take it down when it kept moving after that, i assume that the final bomb was a list ditch before "were gunna just fuck the whole city up and get rid of it. (sure that army guy said 0600 hours they were destroying the city to get rid of it, but you noticed, the arny didn't know shit about what was happenening. and if they didn't finally kill it, who walked through the wreckage for the government, found the tape, looked it over, then edited it with the header and trailer? (not the credits the owned by army crap)
>> Anonymous
>>985551
or that would've just made it lame. the whole point is you don't get to see what happens.
>> Anonymous
is there a gif of that girl asploding behind the sheet? my friend and i are arguing... she thinks it was her head.
>> Anonymous
>>985603
before i watched the movie, watched the high quality trailer ALOT, its her torso, mostly middle (cant really see the legs and crap) so its safe to assume its below where she got bit, not the actual location.
considering its shaky and fast, it is hard to tell. if you have access to the trailer, starts at 1:10
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HOW DO I EXPLODED GIRL?

(also, original content, kind of)
>> Anonymous
The bite caused her to explode right?
>> Anonymous
>>985635

yeah, but not for like 5 minutes or so
>> Anonymous
ok, same person as the post above>>985629

but while watching the trailer a bunch, and even in that gif.... is it me or does that hazmat army man on the right look like a bear from the shadow?
>> Anonymous
>>985629

thank you, anon. many internets for you.
>> Anonymous
I told you not to give dat damn monstah tree fitty
>> Anonymous
Did Lily live.
>> Anonymous
>>985690
Yes, she's alright. The doctors got to her in time and now she's leading a productive life as a dental assistant.
>> Anonymous
http://wayangtopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/cloverfield-monster-picture.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>985647

Before I saw the movie I thought it looked like a bear or a baby monster was attacking someone lol.


>>985672
I lol'ed
>> Anonymous
>>985672
It was about this time that I noticed that this girl scout was fifty feet tall and had green scales....
>> Anonymous
Ending was fucking awesome, but the lack of backstory kind of pisses me off. I don't give a damn about the people! I want to know more about the monster! Now we gotta wait for movie two or the DVD release or some other bullshit. God damn it.
>> Gordy
"I keep thinking some flaming homeless guy is gonna come running out at us"

'Nuff said, hilarious and great movie.
>> Anonymous
The shaky camera was really annoying, gives too much motion sickness :S
>> Anonymous
Everything about this movie was full of fail. Baby creepy crawler monsters? Seriously, once you get past the the handheld aspect and the fact that it's in Manhattan, this was EXACTLY like every other fucking cliched monster movie ever.
>> Anonymous
with the cam, you can't even see any detail, just a black blob
>> Anonymous
Which is exactly why you went to see it fucktard. You didn't go see it cause you thought it'd be different, you went to see it cause you're a fan of the genre.
>> Anonymous
>>985776
ok, go watch the american godzilla
also, that was the goddamn point, its a fucking monster movie, what, do you expect shakespeare? the genre alone tells you what is in the movie, a MONSTER. its not going to be sipping tea with the queen, its gunna be destroying shit
>> Anonymous
>>985784
the movie isn't 100% clear but its definately alot better than that cam in the gifs
>> Anonymous
You people are INSANE. This was one of the better movies I've seen, and yes it WAS different.
>> Anonymous
This was a great movie because it showed a situation a normal person would be in when something like this happens unlike most monster movies were the main character is somehow involved in defeating the monster.
And the fact that the camera movements seemed so natural just increased the quality of the movie for me.
>> Anonymous
>>985851

If I wanted to see people freak out in a disaster, I can watch 9/11 footage for free on Youtube. I save the cost of a ticket, and the end result is the same.
>> Anonymous
>>985851
This.
>>985871
But with a giant ass monster? No, I did not think so sir.
>> Anonymous
>>985871
yeah, when i watched cloverfield i thought
"how could those troops do nothing to stop the terrorist attack"
>> Anonymous
>>985851
normal? really? don't think a normal person would run with a camera the whole time or keep it trained on some crazy creature when a some large object is about to take him out. This was B-Rate at best ...still good imho but a bmovie. Of course your going to get loads of fan worshipping queers who will swear up and down that the camera work was amazingly realistic and fantastic.
>> Anonymous
>>985880

Monster, crashing airplanes and collapsing buildings, the end result is the same. I'm watching scared white people run around scared in New York. Yawn. If they'd bothered to do more in the film regarding what the monster was, then it'd be different; as it stands it was just another disaster. Oh well.

I know it's different if you follow the viral stuff, but a film's story should be in the film, not the advertising.
>> Anonymous
>>985899
Just because they didn't spell everything out for you you hate the movie, you're ignorant.
>> Anonymous
>>985899
yep i heard this on 9/11
"its destroying the town, if its not stopped by 0600 hours were leveling the whole city"

but i think i know where your coming from, allthough personally i think cloverfield was ALOT more like pearl harbor wit a little bit of the crusades thrown in for flavor
>> Anonymous
>>985903
well i know i hate when i have to look up big works like aeroplane in the dictionary
>> Anonymous
Not for anything, Godzilla would kill it with fire....
>> Anonymous
Worst. Movie. Ever.

A bunch of yuppies walking to save some girl who you know from the very start is going to somehow magically be alive.
>> Anonymous
>>985903

Sorry, but "Suddenly, Monster!" doesn't work for me. It's not that they didn't spell out everything, it's that they didn't spell out ANYTHING. Hence it didn't matter if it was a monster, a volcano, terrorists, or freakish winter weather; it was a handheld camera following the standard rescue the girl plot. Again, yawn. I'm not wasting the price of admission on that.
>> Anonymous
The movie was filmed from the aspect of the camera because they wanted you to feel that you were actually part of the movie. When you see a film being recorded in a 3rd personish view you become distant with it but in clover you feel like you're there most of the time, at least I did.
>> Anonymous
>>985933
If you don't want to pay for the movie why don't you watch the bootleg or wait to download the dvd like 90% of everyone else here does?

I mean you can't really claim a movie is boring without actually watching it, oh and commercials and 3 sec gif animations don't count.
>> Anonymous
>>985947

I've read the summaries, the reviews, seen the gifs, been in conversations... I don't need to spend two hours to validate what I already know, even with a bootleg. I'm just not interested in it, I don't see why that's so offensive. I haven't attacked anyone who likes it, I just don't see the appeal, and that seems to really bother people.

I'm not even saying it's boring, just that I don't find it interesting at all.
>> ahhhh Anonymous
your name wouldnet happen to be kevin?
>> Tri
i really enjoyed the camera angles actually, seeing it from that perspective really made the movie so much creepier and realistic, instead of having camera angles everywhere and tons info about the monster, you feel more thrown into it, like the people in the story, because like them you have no clue of what the hell is happening and just pray to god the characters will survive.
>> Anonymous
>>985629

Someone clarify. before she explodes, it looks like the Guy in the suit is pushing her, or pushing something into her.

Is it really the bite that causes that?

back to the topic, I went to see this movie because a few friends wanted to go. I regret all six dollars I spent on the tickets and will not be hanging out with them again (i didn't know them that well) They hailed it as fucking awesome (standard Monster movie fanatics) But I am more into science fiction that actually has some kind of sense behind it, this movie is like a child with a new toy that only lets you see the color of it in his hands before pulling it out of sight, and hides information and decides to make a "realistic reaction to a monster scenario" and add in "We're still being hollywood"

My problems with it were the fact that the monster was impervious to everything (Not cliche at all, dur hur), The hollywood themes of going against the crowds to find a way to help someone who is basically dead, and of course the Zergling type things.

I am an anatomy nut, I like to see what things do/are for in a creature. This was my first full monster movie experience and I found it to be quite irritating that understandings of anatomic limits are lost so horribly on Hollywood.