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To combat the unfunny "facts" fad! Anonymous
Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris on page 606.
>> Anonymous
gtfo.
>> sUPERfAGGOT !QDmD6ZKj.s!!KMT
You cock
>> Anonymous
>>286492
Yes indeed! Bruce's unusually dark nipples made me gay!
>> A-Non.
But, havent you noticed one big thing?
BRUCE LEE IS DEAD.
Chuck Norris was simply paid with thousands of women to loose that fight, but after he changed the rules and killed Bruce.

~A-Non.
>> Anonymous
If you guys can't respect a man who could deliver a punch in two hundredths of a second, you should stop worshipping a Texan who doesn't know how to set up a good fight scene.
also...>>286520
Lee was Norris' bloody MASTER.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Chuck Norris ... Master Norris was an actual martial artist, that competed in tounaments. Bruce Lee was an (like his father) actor, who acted in movies.
>> Anonymous
The only reason Bruce Lee refrained from competing in many tournaments is that they don't allow killing.
>> Anonymous
and because his brain was full of fluid.
>> Anonymous
>>286817

right next to me is a book with the title "the tao of jeet kune do" by bruce lee.
this style is actually pretty popular and in the martial arts world accepted.
so i guess bruce was a pretty good actor
>> Anonymous
Bruce Lee doesn't use hammers. He just pushes the nail in with his index finger.
>> Anonymous
Bruce Lee could kill Norris before he even knew what was happening.

Shut up, faggots.
>> Anonymous
bruce lee is so badass that the only person badass enough to challenge him is michael schumacher. bruce is dead, but he wasn't dead in 1972! so michael drives so fast that he goes back in time to 1972, where he tries to run over bruce lee. but bruce sees it coming and jumps up in the air to kick michael! michael's reflexes are so fast, he avoids bruce's kick! michael pulls out a gun and shoots bruce, but bruce eats the bullet and gives michael a big THUMBS DOWN. then schumacher decides that bruce is too mighty an opponent to simply run over/shoot, so he drives extra fast and goes back in time to bruce's conception. he gets out of his car and walks in the bedroom. just as michael raises his mighty fist, bruce lee's punch rips yet another hole in the time-space continuum, blocking michaels attack and then pulling him back to 1972. bruce lee realizes that michaels greatest strength is his driving ability, so he rips the gas tank out of the nearest car with his monstrous strength and douses michael with gasoline. he then rubs his hands together so fast that he creates a fireball, igniting the gasoline. michaels skin melts off, revealing that he is actually a PERFECT DRIVING ROBOT, built for the sole purpose of angering nascar fans. bruce lee simply nods at michaelschumacherbot, and the fight is over. michaelschumacherbot buries himself deep inside the earth, waiting for the right time to unleash his automotive fury on the world once more.
>> Anonymous
Bruce Lee ripped Chuck's CHEST HAIR OFF.

And that only because Chuck didn't have his beard.
>> Anonymous
Bruce Lee was only able to be in film because he won 2 World Martial Arts Championships. He retired into the movie business for a while, then went back into the tournament circuit, where he was killed.
>> Anonymous
>>287052
i love when people who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about try to sound smart.
>> Anonymous
>>286438
>>286626
That's not Chuck Norris.

>>287052
Bruce Lee died while he was still filming Game of Death, from a brain hemorage in a hotel. He wasn't killed. :/
>> Anonymous
Bruce Lee was probably the greatest athlete that ever lived, and pound for pound (135), he was probably one of the strongest men ever. He could hold a 75 pound dumbbell out in front of him for a full five minutes. I bet most of you 4chan fatasses can't even do that with a 5 pounder for even 30 seconds.

His side kick could send a 300 pound punching bag slapping into the ceiling.

He was a professional martial artist, and when he started teaching non-Chinese people traditional Chinese martial arts, a group of Chinese martial artists tried to make him stop by sending their best fighter to settle the argument. Bruce Lee had him running scared from him in less than 35 seconds.

His one-inch punch sent adults flying backwards head over heels. Stuntmen would hold a punching pad in front of them, and when Bruce Lee did his full force kick, they described it as "like being hit by a moving car".

Chuck Norris is a bitch compared to him.
>> Anonymous
Bruce Lee was an like his father.. told
>> Anonymous
All soo true ... Bruce Lee = coolness