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>> ureshii
Wow. Emma Watson has bad taste in beer.
Who knew?

...is she 18 yet? Giggidy!
>> shiin
corona would be what you call a girly bear, mostly women who drinks it
>> Anonymous
corona is disgusting. stella artois wtfpwns it.
>> hmm newm !7G17q8OL0Q
you need a mans beer, definitely guiness, now thats a mans beer
>> Anonymous
>>396123
BRILLIANT!
>> ureshii
As far as Mexican beers go, Dos Equis is far better than Corona. Unfortunately, Corona has better marketing

Q: what do sex in a cano and American beers have in common?

A: they're both fucking close to water
>> Anonymous
You know what this thread misses? Someone who knows what they are talking about. Corona is good for a light-ish beer. And no, I'm not talking about light in calories. Stella Artois is pretty light too.

New Castle Brown Ale ftw.
>> Anonymous
corona is not terrible, good with lime. she's not drinking bud light, give her a fucking break.
>> Anonymous
but why isn't she drinking sierra nevada?
>> Anonymous
It's fucking beer, it all tastes like piss and takes forever to get you drunk, who the fuck cares
>> Anonymous
>>396310
Fucking Seconded.
Hand me my bottle of Vodka and the night will end well.
>> Anonymous
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All the same underage sober faggot
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>> Anonymous
Every Anaonymous that has said they hate beer in this thread must now relinquish their testicles to the "I Am Now A Bitch Fag" counter and go retrieve a pair of ovaries from the "Sissy cunt" counter.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerily,
A Man.
>> Anonymous
1. Beer is disgusting and takes forever to get you drunk.

2. "Bitch beer" has higher alcohol volume than real beer, it tastes better, and gets you drunk quicker.

3. This means "Bitch Beer" is called that because it tastes good. Wow.
>> Anonymous
>>396355
you drink beer when you're socialising you faggot as it provides a long buzz
>> Anonymous
She`s not underage. In the U.K. the legal drinking age is about 15 or 16.
>> Anonymous
>>396359

just drink more slowly or eat some bread

drinking isn't rocket science guys
>> Anonymous
>>396368
What? No it isn't you prick! The legal drinking age in the UK is 18. It's just that nobody gives a shit. Sex is 16, same for smoking. Driving is 17 (don't ask why).
>> Anonymous
Anonymous why must you soil your body with alcohol?
>> Anonymous
>>396377
Thats the legal age for buying alcohol. Consuming it in your own home, or some-one else's at a party is sort of loosely legal.
>> Anonymous
>>396368
Fail for pretending you know shit
>> Anonymous
Modelo or Modelo Especial.
>> Anonymous
Beer snobs are created in several ways. Most are initially introduced to dark ales by other beer snobs who feel the need to enlist recruits. They try a Guinness, read about the brewing process on a pub menu and suddenly think they’re beer gurus. The worst snobs though are the ones who have lived their entire lives in America, then spend a month in Europe. They come back thinking they’ve had an epiphany – and not just about beer, but about life in general. If you should dare to drink with them after that, be prepared for an ejaculation of beer trivia that they’ve learned overseas. "You know, in Europe they serve beer warm, so it has to be made well. American beers have to be served cold because they don’t put in the time to brew it right." These pricks will even give the waitress at Wally’s Topless a hard time because all they have on tap is Budweiser. They curse and sputter and finally settle for a bottle of Heineken. Occasionally, guys take their snobbery to the point of actually brewing their own beer, thinking they’ve somehow gleaned wisdom from the pints they’ve raised.
>> Anonymous
i already have ovaries, am i aloud to say i hate beer?