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How to Defend Yourself Against a Badass: Part One MrHappyWantsToPlay
Step 1: Positive identification of the badass is crucial. Some common characteristics of a badass are enormous sideburns, a tendency to explode heads with their bare hands, and a high tolerance for pain and/or SlipKnot.

The have established that the man on the left is a badass. The man on the right is not a badass.
>> How to Defend Yourself Against a Badass: Part Two MrHappyWantsToPlay
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Step 2: You must act quickly. To disarm the badass, apply a quick punch to the underside of the right elbow. This should cause copious amounts of blood and snot to be ejected from the other side of the elbow. We have no idea why.
>> How to Defend Yourself Against a Badass: Part Three MrHappyWantsToPlay
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Step 3: The badass should now be stunned, but you have not yet defeated him. It is time to gag the badass. Perform a swift underhand punch directly under the chin and force your fist out through the mouth, causing severe gum and tooth decay. Wiggle your hand around for effect.
>> Anonymous
sauce?
>> How to Defend Yourself Against a Badass: Part Four MrHappyWantsToPlay
Step 4: At this point the badass should be slightly agitated. If the badass has a left hand, he may try to use it. Meet the opponent's punch with a punch of your own. A strong right-handed punch is recommended, although Kool-Aid or Gatorade will work as well. If successful, the badass's hand should explode in a shower of blood and rubber props. The badass shall lose all will to live, and collapse into a wimpering lump. You have won. Go home and fuck your wife. Stop reading. Stop it!
>> MrHappyWantsToPlay
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>> MrHappyWantsToPlay
Gifs shamelessly stolen from: http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/storyofricky/default.php
>> Anonymous
>>232851

RIKKI-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
this thread is made of win and god
>> Anonymous
that badass looks a bit like will sasso (from mad tv) in character
>> Mr Bump
bump 4 moar rikki - o and also meyebe sunmbody nice could slow these down a bit