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GUITAR HERO is the fucking best video game of all time
i know this one athletic jock stud, he dresses like a pimp, works at a porn shop, acts like a manly man, etc
he fucking pimps his guitar hero characters? wtf, my friend (his roommate) was like "dude, are you a fucking bad ass in late-stage euphoria, why wouldn't you ever pimp your fucking character in this game? do people actually not give a shit?"
jock dude was like, "i do"
i should add, guitar hero pornshop badass also plays Counter strike and all of his character models wear skintight latex suits and have tits. he may be a modder
i feel happy for his dad. imagine being a vietnam vet, serving your country honorably, and then being rewarded with a son who's a total badass, plays guitar hero and counterstrike, works at a porn shop, has 4 popped collars, supports/engages in the tit extremists agenda, shops at american eagle, and is a total bad ass.
so - does anyone have any funny .gifs of cool guitar hero badasses playing their stupid fucking video game?
makes me wonder - when the guitar hero labido (your anal death sentence) reaches its end stage and they become hard and sticky (i.e. the result of a good reaming) can they still muster the strength to pick up their 1 ton pickup trucks? or are they to weak?
badasses + big truck = oversized cock
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LETS SEE YOUR GUITAR HERO .GIFS, GUYS
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