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Anonymous
Has anyone tried this before?
You basically have to trick your mind into thinking you're fucking a girl.
I was only able to precum.
Anyone else had any success?
>> Anonymous
yeah i was havin a wet dream one day. i woke up at the end of it, and then started ejaculating
>> Anonymous
You have to do kegal*sp* type exercises for a while before you will be able to do this. Also don't fap for like a week before trying it.

Try to move it in a circular motion by flexing your dick.

That's about he only help you can get with it. If you get distracted at all you pretty much have to start over.
>> Anonymous
Wow, a fat, hairy nerd filming himself jizzing all over himself and his bed. No surprises he's a 4channer...
>> Anonymous
yeah, it would be great to cum sitting in your desk with a hot girl sitting infront of you in math class.
>> Anonymous
>>1371309

Damn that's a pretty bloody epic cumshot, I'm jealous, how do I do this.
>> Anonymous
>>1371337

a bloody cumshot? ;_;


also go you, sexual exploration. but you know whats easier? masturbating.
>> Anonymous
This thread makes me sad to be a 4channer. More often than not, we are nerds who take pride in being not only real men and women, but people of significant intelligenve as well. For fuck's sake; "cum sitting in your desk with a hot girl sitting infront of you in math class". Srsly?! How about being a man and actually fucking that hot girl's brains out on some later occasion? Any "man" who leads a life so deprived of female touch that he actually needs to enter a transic state where he imagines himself engaging in sexual intercourse in order to achieve orgasm without the help of his right hand, is nothing short of a 40 year old virgin I'm sure.

This thread makes Anon a sad panda.

[/soapbox]
>> Anonymous
JACKPOT
>> SEMPAI'S PLEASUROUS NUTRIENTS !UXYkIpCvwg!!/rB
i can do it. dont need to, tho.
>> Anonymous
>>1371361
yeah, that's good and all,but what if you're hairy, fat, and ugly in the face? what other choice do you have?
>> Anonymous
>>1371361
>[/soapbox]

Fuck sake.
>> Anonymous
>>1371361
>we are nerds who take pride in being not only real men and women, but people of significant intelligenve as well.
what the fuck 4chan are you using?
>> Anonymous
>>1371361
not a real /b/tard
>> Anonymous
Probably a lot easier for those of you who have premature ejaculation issues, lulz
>> Anonymous
>>1371701
Because this is totally /b/ rite?
>> Anonymous
>>1371361

You made a good point there: People frequenting 4chan usually tend to have a higher intelligence than ordinary people.

Unfortunately, this advantage does <NOT> automatically lead to pussy. : /
>> Anonymous
>>1371323
lol'd seriously u fag .... lol
>> Anonymous
>>1371738
>People frequenting 4chan usually tend to have a higher intelligence than ordinary people.

You really couldn't be more wrong, and the fact that you posted it on /gif/ makes it worse.
>> Anonymous
ITT: A delightful game of TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
Actually, I used to try doing this in Social Studies class. I was bored as fuck, and it was a fun way to pass the time. I never came, but it still feels good, man.
>> Anonymous
>>1371820
you tried that hypnotizing thing?
does it actually work?
>> Anonymous
How come when I try to do this or kegels, I'm just squeasing my anus?
>> Anonymous
you poor fuckers are so doomed
>> Anonymous
>>1371820

Downloaded, tried and CONFIRMED!!!
FUCKING AWESOME!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH MYSELF!!!!!!!!one!!1!111!!!!!(though I had to do kegels)
>> Anonymous
>>1371361
Amen.

the veiled intelligence that was once in 4chan is now completely gone. Moot was right, it's all downhill from here. 4chan has lost it's meaning :(
>> Anonymous
>>1372051
It's like The watchmen

except...it's like

4-chanmen
>> Anonymous
>>1372063

And without anything cool.
>> Anonymous
4chan had...meaning?
>> Anonymous
>>1371361
Woman.
>> Sage-RU
4Chan: Taking sad to a whole new level.
>> Anonymous
It must take a considerable amount of concentration and focus to ejaculate only from the power of your mind.

Takes a good amount of sad and pathetic too. No matter how good you get at mind masturbation, your hand will always be better at it. Not unless you dedicate years of your life to it like some kind of martial arts master or something.
>> Anonymous
>>1371907

Holy shit... I just tried it. It was so fucking creepy. I got to the point where my body was shaking, heating up, and getting sweaty. Some precum came out, but I never fully came, but she explains at the end that sometimes it takes a few time doing it before you are completely conditioned. Still I didn't even think it would work at all. The fact that I got aroused enough for precum without even touching myself is awesome.
>> ­
>>1371323
fuckin laughed at this comment
>> Anonymous
>>1372178
I listen to the Jackpot thing sometimes when i'm coming down from a high, can't really get a boner though. Even so, it's relaxing.
>> Anonymous
Once you've played jackpot a few times and it starts to really make you cum hard, and you fap to extreme completion after she gets to jackpot a few times it'll just work.

I've listened proably 20 times and it works effortlessly. There's also a jackpot2 which is fucking hotter. Go to cheggit and use isabella.valentine for a search.
>> Anonymous
>>1372178

Ok, I just tried it again. I still didn't come but this time instead of precum staying in the tip, there was enough to trickle out. This makes sense because she does say you get better each time, so needless to say I'll be doing this every night until I get it
>> Anonymous
>>1372251
jackpot2 didint do shit for me, in fact only jackpot 1 in all her session did work for me, you can lurk for a pack of most of her session on teh interwab
>> Anonymous
whats the jackpot trick?
>> Anonymous
WTF is Jackpot anons?
>> Anonymous
i dont precum :(

its nothing and them BLAM
>> noko Anonymous
>>1372298
youre either jerking it or you dont last long enough

but since youre on 4chan ill say both.

If i fap just to fap and get done, I dont get precum either, but If i force myself to take time, I get precum... or if Im making out with a girl and having some 4play before sex[with a real girl] I get it...
>> Anonymous
ok that jack pot stuff is fucking amazing i felt such pleasure, i didn't cum but i was so close. need more info on this hypno chick. who is she?
>> Anonymous
dude needs to exercise a bit. fat as hell.
>> noko Anonymous
HOLY FUCK, it fucking worked! I fucking came buckets, entire body was contracting.... FUCK.

oh my god... I listened to it once and I got really really close, started to feel it ready to burst and then the track ended... but it still felt amazing.

So I imediately restarted it and tried again... I was already relaxed and stuff so I got right in it...

Ohh fuuuuuuuck. I could vividly imagine whatever girl I wanted sucking my dick and I felt it all...


Fuuuuuck, fuck class tomorrow Im just gonna sit in my room and cum without touching myself... fuuuuck.


ps Im not fat so it'd look better than the above gif.
>> Anonymous
>>1372471
seriously do you get paid for this shit, i mean... if you do, why dont you start being creative because you're really not fooling anybody anymore

moot should ban the fuck out of guerrilla advertisers
>> noko Anonymous
>>1372530
Dude, im not a fucking troll. Did you even check the god damn audio file out?

lol at you not cumming buckets. Fucking fail.
>> Anonymous
Lol i like how people think its advertisements why would it be ad if it links to free shit lol