Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.[Randal stares]Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?[scoffs]Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?Randal Graves: ...Sure.Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?Comment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.
OMGdoes anyone have the pic of those jaws XDXDXD
my girlfriend has one too. ;(
do you have any pix?
>>561813rofl
here, show us ur VTroll
MOAR PLZ
VE'R MOVIN'http://img.4chan.org/b/res/31479290.html
37 COCKS!!!
>>562042In a row?
37, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.
.........in a row?
/r/ GIF without Pillow Pants