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Anonymous
Goatse, called the most disgusting picture ever.

I, however, readily disagree.

The guy has a hairless butt and a turdless, stainless rectum. His anus is a bright vibrant red and he is even in shape and married. To take his hygiene to such great lengths is worthy of awe, not digust or contempt.

The man of the internet should be famous, not notorious, proud, not ashamed, of his hygiene habits. He is living amongst us, anonymous, just 1 out of over 6,000,000,000 homo sapien sapiens.

I hereby declare the newfound respect and admiration of goatse.
>> Anonymous
I don't know if it's disgusting, people don't like to look at it tho. I've seen it so many times I've become immune to it, However Goatse is just the tip of what the internet has to offer. Seek it if you dare, also post it here :D.
>> Anonymous
/gif/ - *Animated* .gif
>> Anonymous
>>1391593

..... ..... He's pulling apart his anus and having a picture of it taken
>> Anonymous
>>1391598
I was going to post this;
>>1391579
but 'Error: Duplicate File Entry Detected'
>> Anonymous
>>1391603
He's doing it with his own strength, which means his anus is 'normally / naturally' at that flexibility, the guy has lived this long, he is not a teenager. He's married, and has someone ( most likely himself ) that can take such great care of such a great in-shape body. It's obvious that he's most likely not trying to damage his body, but show off the pushed-up limits that he's earned for himself which allows him to shit without constipation, have his 'rim licked' without disgust of the rimlicker, and overall have excellent hygiene in the most bacteria, virus, and smudge/slim infested place of the whole homo sapien sapien body.

Look at his nails, cut and cleaned, his arms and thighs, muscled and hairless thighs w/o razorbumps. His butt is the same color as the rest of his body, means he is naked often or gets tanned ( taking care of his body ).

Error: Field Too Long... again
>> Anonymous
Continued from...
>>1391612
The truth of the matter is, we think this is disgusting because we imagine doing it to ourselves right now and project that onto him, completely disregarding the fact that this is a gentlement of obviously superior hygiene than most top female pornstars, even. He is not showing his a hairy ass with turdcrumbs and a deposit of fecal waiting to be excreted, instead, he's showing us the lack of it, and I praise him for it, and you must explain why you don't.

He's not asking for a cock in his ass ( although if he did there's nothing wrong with that, seriously it's just a mass touching another mass, like a rock hitting another rock, or water splashing onto water, or 'pissing in an ocean of piss', referring to trolling on /b/ ).

There are images that are shock images that are disgusting, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, and etc etc. This, however, is not one of them. It has been wrongly placed into that category. This is a 'shock' image only in terms of the fact that it may shock you to see a picture of something that you usually don't see a picture of, and to extents that are uncommon to say the least, but this is a shockingly 'clean' image. By clean I mean hygiene, not adult rated / pg-13 'clean for children', 'no cusswords' - type clean applied to other, more popular media ( like tv, radio, and internet via nsfw ).

This should be NSFW, heck it should be posted in every workplace, reminding people of perfection, reminding people of how hygiene they should be when they come to work.
>> Anonymous
>>1391613
You made a lot of errors in this post, hence making this fail instead of win. The difference between the two being proofreading.
>> Anonymous
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>>1391621

They say there's a thin line between

Win

and

Fail.
>> Anonymous
the server where this image was originally hosted is in my hometown, where I live now!
>> Anonymous
So that's where my missing car keys are!
>> Anonymous
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ugh
>> Anonymous
>>1391659
Those who don't have a legitimate rebuttal usually resort to picture macro's that do the generalized and unreasoned communication for them.
>> Anonymous
no.
>> Anonymous
Yes, truly shocking behavior in the gif section.
>> Ali Al Saarchez
>>1391613
This man fucking wins at life
>> Anonymous
oh, god. i laughed my goddamn balls off.
>> Anonymous
Area's in the digestive tract that are damaged by inflammation have the potential to become abnormally joined to other abdominal or pelvic organs. Small passage ways or fistulas may develop between two organs allowing the passage of fecal matter into spaces where it doesn't belong. Diverticula may connect the colon in this way with the urinary bladder, small intestine or uterus.
>> Anonymous
This thread makes me envious and depressed.
>> Anonymous
>>1391691
Fortunately, we have a filtration system in our body. Kidney, Liver, Spleen - & White Blood Cells for 'immunity' against pathogenic weaklings.

It's awesome enough that our body we are now living in we did not have to design ( just maintain ), but reap the benefits ( and curses ) of.
>> Anonymous
OP here, i'm currently designing a system by which homo sapien sapiens won't have to;
-Brush their teeth
-Wash their hands
-Defecate.
-Piss.
-Sweat.
-Shave.
-Workout.
-???
-Profit.

But seriously though, it's in the works, expect to see it commercially available for governments that allow ( it would ruin the economy and you would have to eat a lot less which is why they don't want it ) these things to happen.
>> Anonymous
Amusingly, awhile back he was located on a newsgroup. Something for anus stretching, obviously. I can't remember his name, but there were more pics to this set.
>> Anonymous
>>1391704
Why? Tell me and perhaps I can alleviate some of the depression or envy.

I made the 44following post(s) in this thread;
>>1391593(OP)
>>1391726
>>1391720
>>1391666
>>1391645
>>1391613
>>1391612
>>1391604

Perhaps I could be of some use to you?
>> Anonymous
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Jumping onto the newly created bandwagon.
>> Anonymous
This thread is simultaneously lulz and shit. I am confused and infuriated.
>> Anonymous
>>1391837
How so?