File :-(, x, )
Survivors Anonymous
Any /b/ Survivors here?
>> Anonymous
yee
>> Anonymous
/b/ survivor here.
>> Anonymous
I'm a survivor. /b/ is getting fucked atm.
>> Anonymous
Hey.
>> Anonymous
what happened, i came back from college to find /b/...quiet. Something ive never seen. Even the spam seems to have stopped completely...Its like it was nuked or something, all that's left is the remnants of some survivor threads.
>> Anonymous
erm.. is /b/ stucked or its just me
>> Anonymous
what the fuck is going on? i'm here, but i'm not sure what might have i survived.
>> Anonymous
/b/ survivor reporting in.
IT WAS TERRIBLE.
>> Anonymous
>>1310487

Tell us. You'll feel better.
>> Anonymous
It seems the .php file for processing replies and thread posts is fucked in some way. No posting on /b/ for the moment.

Also /r9k/ is down.
>> Anonymous
i don't know what happened. Is it safe to go to /b/ or am I going to crash or something?
>> Anonymous
you can go there, but like i said, its quiet.
No new posts no spam
you cant even try.
theres nothing but ruin
>> Anonymous
It's probably for the best that it's frozen in my case, i've hardly been off of there for a few days now.

I reckon it was Soulja Boy's fault.
>> Anonymous
________?
_______???
______?????
??????????????????
_?????_JEW_??????
__????_was_?????
_?????_here_?????
??????????????????
______?????
_______???
________?

survivor from /b/
>> Anonymous
can you guys post some motivational posters?
>> Anonymous
lolz for all the survivors
>> Anonymous
survivor reporting in
>> Anonymous
AHHH SHIAT THEY HAV E CAME FOR ME HHAAALP btw i like horny woman
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I have survived but i seem to have been infected with the albino disease.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
we... we didn't listen!!!
>> Anonymous
Who did that to /b/? The Jews?

EXPLAIN! TELL US! DAMMIT!

What happened?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
GODOMIT FRONK!
>> Anonymous
Seriously, what's happening in there?
Is it the .js virus?
>> Anonymous
>>1310511
We fail raided Soulja Boy last night, so i reckon he's retaliating lol...then again, he probably wouldn't know how to.
>> Anonymous
so what would happen if i follow the directions and save an image and do that stuff?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
/b/ survivor signing in
>> Anonymous
>>1310520

> so what would happen if i follow the directions and save an image and do that stuff?

>> Anonymous 08/27/08(Wed)13:10 No.1310522

Yeah, really... i still don't get what this shit does - does it automatically multiply itself here on this board?
>> Anonymous
I'm a /b/ survivor xD
>> Anonymous
>>1310531
It basically posts those .js instructions over and over again. Everytime an infected person refreshes the page, it posts it again.
>> Anonymous
Survivor here.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
survivor here
>> Anonymous
the IMG servers that pertain to /b/ and /r9k/ are fucked and currently arent working.
>> Anonymous
Now is a time of reflection. we shall miss the ones we've lost and cherish the ones who are now standing beside us like they are our own family.
WE WILL NEVER FORGET!
But, now is a time remembering we have lost.
>> Anonymous
>>1310537

Oh, I get it. Thank God, the js files on my computer always open with Dreamweaver. So, it's a Java App that only works if it is launched.... with Java?
>> Anonymous
>>1310550

No. Windows JScript Scripting Services.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>1310550
If you follow the instructions and save the picture as lol.js, then you're infected and it'll start the spamming. I don't know why anyone would do it in the first place...

By the way, someone's just posted some sort of threat to Moot on /b/ lol.
>> Anonymous
/b/ survivors, I'm scared.
If this could happen so easily from just one program, then surely it could happen again. What if more of these things come?

Surely this is the end if the safe, friendly /b/ we could all retire to at the end of the day.
>> Anonymous
>>1310559
If you don't follow the instructions, it's safe. Perhaps this will be a good way of weeding out newfags.
>> Anonymous
>>1310558

Not a threat. And I'm guessing it was posted by Moot or a mod, b/c the Reply page is 404'd.
>> Anonymous
>>1310559

if you are scared then you obvoiusly havent been here long enough.
>> Anonymous
>>1310561
A compelling argument.

What if this is the chemo that is curing /b/?
>> Anonymous
fucking idiots.

"o0h maybe there's porn in these files, let's do as it say's. YAY"

morons your bus is leaving!
>> Anonymous
>> Anonymous
What happens if I open the .js file with firefox?
>> Anonymous
>>1310562
Yeah i'd noticed it'd 404'd too. "Threat" was probably the wrong word to use, but to me it looked as though it was from someone that made the .js thing. But the name says "To Moot", so it can't have been posted by Moot.
>> Anonymous
just open the gif in textpad, it's nothing but javascript code with a GIF89a header.
>> Anonymous
>>1310570
The end of the fucking world.
>> Anonymous
>>1310564
But at least he's been here long enough to know not to open the .js file lol.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I survove.
>> Anonymous
survivor here


wtf happened to my /b/
>> Anonymous
survived it, and cannot unsee the terrible cancer-

so I suppose that survivors from /b/ are taking refuge in /gif/ then?
>> Anonymous
>>1310571

No, god forbid he posts as an outsider. Not my moot. Not on my /b/.