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>> Anonymous
I've been trashed a few times. I've had nights where I dont remember much of what transpired... But I've NEVER been remotely close to being that fucked up as to shit puke and piss all over myself.
>> Anonymous
uh oh here come the straight edge kids
>> Anonymous
Woke up one mornin in a forest and there aint no forests where I live.

So... in the end it was a rich dude's garden and people were strewn around it. It was kinda creepy not knowing how I got in a forest and why the fuck people were strewn all over it. Huge fakkin garden man. So i lit myself a smoke and tried puzzling out what the fuck happened. Apparently there was some weed and other shit involved too.
>> Anonymous
Drunk emailing. Still trying to patch things up.
>> Anonymous
On my 21st birthday I got so drunk that between the hours of 2am and 7am I was sitting in a cold shower vomiting vehemently.. To this day I still can't drink anything other than tequila without getting sick the instant it touchs my tongue. I'm 23 now.

This thread is now about the worst time you got drunk (that you can remember)
>> Anonymous
i was like throwing up and puking the next morning and this girl wanted the bathroom she kept bagging so i got out to be nice but little did i know i had to shit again so i ran outside and shit on her lawn, never seen her again
>> Anonymous
Broke up with my lady a few months back. Waited till I finished my papers and tests, then got trashed. 5 shots of vodka back-to-back, 2 long islands guzzled down, and a beer kicker, all in the period of an hour. I threw up for about 8 hours, cleaned myself up, and went to bed.
>> Anonymous
I blacked out and was on my kitchen table. Another time I woke up and thought I was at a party, but I was at home. I don't know how I do it.
>> Anonymous
Never done anything seriously embarassing. I remember that once I was at a party where some guy got too drunk and fell asleep early, but he woke up sober. I was still drunk (immensely) and for some reason I started lecturing him on the difference between "gays and fags" and "black guys and niggers". Only when I woke up did I realise how awkward I must have seemed.

But the worst experience was after I got totally smashed, woke up with the worst hangover I've *ever* had (I could barely open my eyes/move without stuff rising in my throat), and then decided to go to Ministry of Sound... I spent pretty much all of it nearly crying in a corner because I felt like I was actually dying.
>> 1680.1050+
22 and i don't drink alcohol, so i've never been drunk.

loser, fag, etc.
>> Anonymous
One of my friends got so drunk that he ended up in a complete strangers house on the way walking back to his house. Also somewhere along the way he lost his bike. He said he wokeup on the couch and just walked out.

Apparently the only thing I have done drunk, which I dont remember, is feeling up my friends girlfriend. Also I guess I threw up on his bed and he had to wash his sheets before he could go to sleep while I was passed out on his sisters bed.
>> Anonymous
>>1133098

>I spent pretty much all of it nearly crying in a corner because I felt like I was actually dying.

Basically sums up my worst hangover. Except i considered killing myself with a spoon
>> Anonymous
>>1133108
Thanks for coming into the thread expecting someone to pat you on the back. You're a real role model.
>> Anonymous
You should be drunk
people are more bearable, women look better, everything is more fun, music sounds better, you'll feel awesome etc
>> Anonymous
lolwut
i'm drunk now
>> Anonymous
>>1133145
Plus you fucking lowlife boozers die younger from liver failure and DWI crashes, so it's win/win.
>> Anonymous
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My internetz is down
>> Anonymous
>>1133201
You... don't belong here.
>> Anonymous
7? I can't find 1 :<
>> Anonymous
I'm drunk as shit right now... and seriously: I feel fucking awesome. OP fails hard.
>> Anonymous
Weed.

It's safer, no hangovers, still a social drug, etc etc

tl;dr
weed > alcohol
>> Anonymous
>>1133277
Not if you have asthma.
>> Anonymous
>>1133280
true
>> Anonymous
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>>1133223
FUCKING FIXED
>> Anonymous
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>>1133280
>>1133285

Asthma? What are you, gay?
>> Anonymous
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>>1133296
FIXED MOAR.
>> Anonymous
>>1133223
=282736 bytes
vs.
>>1133303
=81422 bytes

oh lawd and my shoop is much better :3
>> Anonymous
OP doesn't fail.At the end he says he's not convinced so obviously he's a drunkard.

Let's think people
>> Anonymous
>>1133277
actually i just came off some heavy meds and now when I get high I feel like I'm bothering people by being present. Stupid Social Anxiety!