File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Who are you rooting for?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
this next vote im going republican, another term of satan is better than a lesbian or a nigger
>> Sage
THAT'S NOT FUCKING ANIMATED
>> Anonymous
I'm voting for your ass to be banned.
>> Anonymous
psh, if you really wanna screw with people. Go the funny way, and vote Nader.
>> Anonymous
in b4 raving about Ron Paul
>> Anonymous
Are options are either Gore, or apocalypse by global warming.

But besides that, Clinton would fuck us over worse so I'll go with the nigra.
>> Anonymous
Niggers aren't allowed to be President. I read it in the Constitution.
>> Anonymous
>>724883
You're super serial aren't you?
>> Anonymous
not animated B&!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>724821
No way either of them are winning. Canadian signing out....
>> Anonymous
animated
>> Anonymous
>>724931
i lol'd
>> sage sage
>>724821
Assfuck, next time post an animated gif, I don't care if you want to know our political opinions, this is ANIMATED GIF. I hope you don't fucking vote because it's clear that you're a fucking idiot who can't follow one simple rule.
>> Anonymous
If it's the bitch, I'm moving to Canada. >~<
>> Anonymous
>>724960
Canada is a alot more excepting of this kind of thing, wont be long before we have a woman to...
>> gay tehBeef
>>724883
Global warming is a environmental tax scam, you gullible, alarmist, hack.
>>724839
>>724931
Internet racists are massive vaginas.
>>724949
One question: Labatt or Kokanee?
>>724955
Near-biblical accuracy. I agree entirely.
>>724976
You're a dumb-ass. We've already had a female Prime Minister. She was Progressive Conservative, Kim Campbell, who succeeded Brian Mulroney when he resigned. Also stop trying to frame peoples' animus towards Hilary Clinton as one of gender prejudice. People don't like her because she's a deceitful, self-serving, socialist ass-hole.
>> Anonymous
>>724976

This is why Canada = Fail at everything but hockey and curling. BTW "excepting" does not equal accepting unless my Canadian to English translation is wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>725009
Lies! Speaking as a Canadian, I can say you're wrong about one thing. Curling is the biggest fail to come out of Canada, hands down... Except Quebec and it's whiny Frenchies.
>> Anonymous
>>724976
Jesus motherfucking christ, you fail. WE'VE ALREADY HAD A FEMALE PRIME MINISTER
>> tehBeef
>>725009
One grammar nazi to another- it’s called the ‘Queen’s English’, and incidentally THAT’s why we suck. That is, if you look at it a single example reflective of a greater problem; namely the fact the unlike America which was born in righteous ass-kicking of tyranny, Canada faded quietly and meekly into sovereignty as Britain and France’s power declined because of debt.
>> ?????
>>725008
Global warming is a tax scam?

Haha. Oh Wow.

You actually are an ignorant little fuck.
>> tehBeef?????
>:(
>> Anonymous
It's not primarily a "tax scam" it's more a power grab. Tax scam is a mere consequence, of politicians needing to feel self-important.
>> Anonymous
NEITHER FUCK THE DEMOCRATS AND THEIR SOCIALIST AGENDA
>> Anonymous
INB4 SHITSTORM
>> Anonymous
someone's been listening to Rush
>> Anonymous
Politics in my 4chan makes raptor Jesus cry.
>> tehBeef
>>725014
Curling? Dude, you could right a series of novels about the number of way in which Canada fails, and if you were to do so you’d have to include:
The Liberal Party
The NDP Party
The Green Party
The mile long plethora of piss-ant communist and socialist parties
All the rest of the flaming liberal douche-bags that are rampant here
The crippling taxes imposed by said liberals
The crappy socialized healthcare, that is easy to pay for but fails to the tone of a 5 month wait anytime you need to see a doctor.
Horrible actors, writers and directors equaling horrible television programming.
Mind-numbingly liberal bias on every news network
Crappy comedians
Brain-dead knee-jerk anti-Americanism in every fucking social conversation by clueless liberal sponges who think that everyone is a robot like them.
Mayo on hamburgers
French instructions on every product
No cherry coke with the exception of a single independent bottler in Alberta
No Fox News (if I’m going to accused of regurgitating it I might as well have access to it)
50+ years of left-wing imposed military cut backs resulting in an antiquated joke of an army not potent enough to even defend our own soil let alone effect positive change in the world
Loose borders coupled with total tolerance of backwards foreigners and their horrible standards of etiquette, cleanliness and honesty, particularly in the work world.
A convoluted, broken system of government in which nothing gets done.
When natives get kicked off the reserves for violating the rules, they send them to the city with the rest of us… That right. We’ve got a growing population of native hobo exiles…
Arrogant trendy idiots trying to be like miserable, declining, soon to be Muslim -run Europe instead of like the USA, the greatest nation in the history of mother fucking time (whether the hippy shit-heads like it or not).
>> Anonymous
>>725070
>horrible television programming
ReBoot and Beast Wars. I believe I just killed your arguement
>> Anonymous
>>725070
I just came. Except "right" should be "write". Typo notwithstanding...fap...fap...fap
>> lol. awe don't cry tehBeef
>>725028
Yet you can't even begin to back up your remark, let alone explain the junk-science behind global warming, which as a liberal hack you accept as a convenience of your shrill and alarmist liberal agenda. If you want to be a dependant to a Socialist monarchy run by sopping cunts like the Clintons, then I’m pretty sure that makes you the ignorant one.
>> Anonymous
JESUS DIED FOR THE WIN.

Global Warming is a lie.
And makes baby Jesus cry.
and you would tear up too
and be feeling blue
it wasn't for the lulz
that crushed baby jesus' skull
and it wasn't for the sin
jesus ownt nail crossy FTW
>> Anonymous
>>725070
Signed, seconded, aged, etc.
>> tehBeef
>>725077
If those were Canadian developed, then on Beast Wars I stand corrected. As far as Reboot goes, I wasn’t really a fan. Also notice that your examples are both cgi. I didn’t add that sort of thing to the list because Canada’s 3d rendering, art, animation and video game is actually quite respectable.
>>725079
lol
>> Anonymous
Ron Paul, fuck the other embedded corporate imperialist pigs.
>> Anonymous
there is another great saying
"chicks before dicks"
>> Anonymous
humans being responsible for global warming is a fucking hoax. we need the algore gif of algore vomiting little algore heads, plox.
>> Anonymous
democrats suck asssssssssss
>> Anonymous
Ron Paul fails because libertarianism fails. Libertarianism fails because it is indifferent to philosophy and thus has no justification for itself besides a mantra of leaving each other alone.
>> tehBeef
>>725094
Ron Paul is a political lame-duck, who’s too senile to realize what party he’s it. Those dicks at CNN give him plenty of exposure in the televised debates because he’s a retard, and they hope it’ll make republicans look bad… it won’t.
>> Anonymous
>>725109
Libertarianism does fail. Wow, I actually didn't think anybody one here would know this. . .Still, I'd vote Ron Paul's (Kucinich too?) flawed philosophy over everyone else's John Nasher's philosophy.
>> Anonymous
>>725110
That's why he wins the txt debates by 50% margins?

Technically, he's the ONLY republican candidate. You know, a conservative? ..nah you don't have a clue. To be a republican now you have to wear American flag pajamas and have so much misplaced martial pride that your farts sing star spangled banner.
>> Anonymous
>>725110
I didn't know they gave medical PhDs to retards.
>> the Clintons of Tzeentch, and their tactica libertarium tehBeef
Liberalism is 100% based on posturing. A liberal politician will be an apologist for a Muslim terrorist of Arab decent because they think they look noble defending someone with brown skin, even though said Arab is further right on the political spectrum than the western conservatives they are defending them from. They stupidly seek coexistence with mortal enemies who want to kill them BECAUSE they seek coexistence. Liberalism is flimsy mock-ideology designed to feed off of a rival political group by pretending to ‘provide and alternative’. Long term liberalism is a recipe for extinction. And before any ‘clever’ douche-bags ask the typical question: Then why hasn’t Europe disappeared? It’s because the United States of America defends their sorry ass.

Oh and btw. The most powerful Democrats such as the Clintons aren’t actually liberals. Liberalism is simply the means by which they manipulate people. They are first and foremost power-mongers. Unlike those who actually believe the lie, when the Clintons (and the like) talk about government resembling socialism in which everything is government run and the people are dependants, they don’t actually envision themselves down in the mud with the common folk. They see themselves looking down from their ivory tower, sitting on a pile of American dollars.
>> Anonymous
ITT: too many fucking essays. No one cares what you guys think.
>> Anonymous
The only real way to look at (US particularly) politics is that no one who actually gives a shit about doing their job properly can get past all of the cluster-fucking it takes to convince the established regime of CP-loving chuweros to let them in without losing their souls in the process. Everything is suck, try to enjoy your life and stop pretending that your stupid opinion matters.

Also, cocks.
>> try again nancy tehBeef
>>725113
The guy's a rino, face it. Liberals like you will groom Ron Paul as the only republican you can stomach, because if by some miracle he actually got the nomination (lol) the democrat candidate would obliterate him. Also, you don’t get to decide whether or not you’re a conservative. You decide what to say and do and as a result are incidentally defined as one or the other. Ron Paul is not a conservative because he says liberal things and makes liberal choices. And yes I’m referring to matters of war, because although complacent dicks like you want to bitch about domestic issues 24/7 the quickest way to die is WWIII with the Muslims, Chinese, our so called ‘friends’ in Russia etc. You’re not a conservative, and you don’t represent the base of either party. Deal with it.
>> irony tehBeef
>>725152
And yet, here you are, reading the 'essays', and caring enough about them to post a reply to them.
>> tehBeef
>>725142
It's a figure of speech jack-ass. READ: Social reatrd.
>> Anonymous
can you talk about canada again? that was fun :3
>> Anonymous
>>725156
'Everything is suck'? That's pretty disheartening