So ronery ;_;
more like this please
D: Ruined the doll man! Those are expensive arent they?
You ever feel like you wasted your time, effort, and/or orgasm after making a vid like this?Same with making a gif from the vid...If it's this bad, you must be a virgin.
>>657291that one is like $10-15
>>657298Ah...well if not ruined it'll at least smell of bleach
you sad, sad faggot.
Jesus, you came buckets. Get some ass!
>>657309>>657314op most likely isn't the one who made this. damn newfags...
Geez, I think he drained his balls in one shot.
>>657309>>657314Welcome to 4chan N00BZ.
If you do it to a christmas tree,can the current flow upwards and fry the shit out of your dick?
>>657354Not unless you shoot ropes.
>>657354possibly :3
>>657360>>657361Not that I would do such a thing.No way.What kind of a sick person would get aroused at a christmas tree.Ha.Faggot.Totally.
>>657367of course not...
You're a fucking idiot. I hope your urethra is filled with salamanders.
I never got the attraction to purposely ejaculating on figurines to be quite honest, but I guess whatever floats your boat.
I'm tired of watching dudes unload on figures.When will we get other stuff?Like chairs and mailboxes and Gamecubes?This stuff is getting old man...
lmao if only you could cum that much on a real babe. lolhey call an escort if ur that lonely, any city with a china town has asian parlors that cater to massage with maybe more than a happy ending, philly does XD. or just look up escorts in the phonebook have fun and tell them that ur looking for some "intimacy"
Newfag thread
>>657377i wanna see a guy fuck a mail box! LAWLS the mailman at that.
>>657412this guys had been holding for weeks before making this vid lol
>>657432Yet it probably took four or five pumps to get it done.
>>657219>>657419One! Two!Two faggots shooting at Lilith!Ah-ah-aah!
How the fuck do you come that much? And "not ejaculating for a week" is an invalid answer.
I'd like to know too.
>>657483LOLHe was just sort of waving it and shaking it and it came like hell.
Hell, who fuckin' made these?
there was a bunch of these GIFs when danbooru was still running
http://foone.org/tinyboofoo/?tag=semenonfigureNice high-res pics of plastic dolls dripping in cum.
is that a site or a person?
Moar GIFs!
Where can one buy such nice detailed dolls like these? I havent seen them anywhere? Anyone got a link?
>>657586You could always try Play-Asia.Of course, older merchandise is rarely still avaliable, but you can still look for new ones that are coming (no pun intended)....or you could just do it to a christmas tree like me.
>>657483i never got to come that much even if when i was a teeni wonder how they do that.
>>657568They also have a couple gifs.
>>657462silicon injections, people use a small, non-needled syringe to inject fake semen into their dicks, then it all spurts out when they orgasm
>>657603WAIT!So I can inject ANYTHING I want,and like, cum Mountain Dew!?
either most of the linked pictures are fake, or i'm just not cumming enough.i'm hoping its cause i'm rather young so i'll cum buckets when i get older.and fyi, i'm 18.so bite me, none of this UNDERAGE B& shit D:
>>657603you just destroyed hundred of urethrasyou know they're gooda try that
>>657586http://www.hlj.com/http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/http://www.toylet.net/index.htmlJust to name a few. Don't buy them on eBay though, because there's a good chance it will be a crappy bootleg.
>>657607Dont fap everyday, also eat plenty of celery, you will stain the ceiling or drown your girlfriend.
You guys should give this website a visit, if this sort of thing interests you:http://ran.g-serve.net/img2-6/imgboard.htm
>>657620I wouldn't say they're interested...just grossed out and intrigued at the same time.
>>657603It is possible to shoot a huge load without injections and other shit.Kegels help considerably and eating lots of celery, spinach along with some supplements works too. Also, water. Drink lots of water.
also, the pressuremy cum don't jizz away miles like this, and it's much more thickand yes, i drink enough water
I KNEW IT! I knew there was no reason for those figgures besides splorting on them! X-P
. . . no wonder those figurines go for cheap
>>657628the pressure has much to do with how long you hold it in.the longer you hold, the more stuff gets built up, and the further they fly.I can get stuff up to my girl's neck from pulling out.
>>657646Can't you just throw them into the dishwasher and use them again next week?
The easiest way to unload like that is to not masturbate for a couple of days. When you do masturbate right before you orgasm hold back for a few minutes. Then fucking release, you will have multiple large bursts of cum shoot out.
>>657648if you don't mind having a blob of melted PVC, sure
>>657659you know what?I'm going to try.In fact, I can even do the dishes while I'm at it.Awesome.
>>657669lol
>>657657hold back as in stop, let it go slightly soft,or squeeze the pipes so nothing comes out?i'm confuzzled.
>>657669post pics before and after
>>657673of course you stop stimulating it...if you hold the pipe, then water pressure will teach you more about pain.In fact,stop and wait a few times to build up more power if you have the patience.
>>657677sounds like a plan.i'll try that tommrow, after i go to the supermarket and get a shit load of celery.
damn guys i feel kind of gay for being turned on by these
>>657687don't worry, it's ok to be gaylol you fag
>>6576954chan = over 75% fags.you must be new
>>657627ah, Kegels, so uncomfortable when you just start out, but so worth it in the long run.
Good grief that's a lot of man-gravy!
ITT Sex Ed for Man Gravy
So many newfags and virgins in this thread its unbelievable.