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The Protector hobot
Tony Jaa rocks my world.
>> B33J !3GqYIJ3Obs
Great action, specially the stairs scene.

Worst fucking writing ever, though.


..."And now we're on a plane!"
>> hobot
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moar
>> hobot
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>> hobot
if you have any requests I will do them :D
name and scene
>> Anonymous
wut
>> Anonymous
>>322872
wait, did we see the same movie? I saw this movie 4 months ago, and I STILL hate it. The first scene where he is fighting all the leftovers from the Teenage mutant ninja turtles is horrid and SLOW, the stair scene was an insult to martial arts movies. it was "let me do something without a jump cut!". it was slow and stupid. Tony Jaa ruined any chance he had of being a badass martial artist in american movies with this crap.
>> Anonymous
>>322881

Shut the fuck up and gtfo.
>> Anonymous
/r/ the slowmo kick to a goon's head, done during the first rollerskating/biker gang fight scene
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looking for the slow mo kick rite now
>> hobot
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slow mo kick done
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Also I am pretty sure>>322881would get his ass kicked by Tony Jaa
>> glass walkin hobot
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>> Anonymous
Why would someone want Tony Jaa to be a "badass martial artist in American movies"? American martial arts movies are terrible.
>> hobot
>>322915
truth
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>>322881
Go home.
>> Anonymous
Who else saw this movie when it was Tom Yum Goong?
>> Anonymous
which movie is that one from? is it Tom Yum Goong a.k.a the protector or Ong Bak?
>> Anonymous
>>323020
yeah at first i saw part of a commercial and thought "sweet a new tony jaa flick!" but then realized the error of my ways
>> Ragnarok
/r/ any of the Jaa vs cappoeria guy
>> Anonymous
Is that all he can fucking do? Jump and knee someone in the shoulder/chest area?

I mean fuck, if people see enough of his movies, they'll just learn to duck anytime he's coming after them.
>> Ragnarok
the knee and the elbow are hte most solid parts you can strike some with. If properly trained, you can break anything with the proper force.
Math lesson:
Knee + muai thai + human sternum = broken sternum
>> Anonymous
Haha, yeah, because Muay Thai owns the rights to knee/elbow strikes.
>> Anonymous
>>323059
Coincidentally, Muai Thai is one of the most BORING fighting forms to watch. That is, unless you're a fan of watching people get seriously injured, when it eventually happens.

*knee knee knee knee knee....knee.......kn- oh, got you! ELBOW!*
>> Anonymous
>>323064
Well i dont know where u have watched a Muay Thai fight but its pretty damn fun when watching the sport in Thailand since iam 1/4th of Thai,I go to thailand every summer and watch the really fighter play not some padded pussies in a ring.
>> Anonymous
the duh logic of the world: mad thai guy+ missing elephant soon to be eaten+ dead unlce+ muithai= alot of dead dudes
>> Anonymous
you have all killed what little love I had left for arithmetic.
>> Anonymous
I for one, have never fucking seen anyone effectively fight with Capoeria outside of a Tekken game.
>> Anonymous
>>323064
Wow, you're full of shit. Yeah, it's incredibly boring, that's why the PRIDE and K1 tournaments draw such small crowds and aren't televised OH WAIT
>> Anonymous
That's probably because you've watched people who have paid massive tuition fees to some ripoff artist who taught them the kind of stuff they do at festivals and style competitions. Try that funky, artsy shit in a real fight, and you'll get your ass handed to you in about ten seconds.

Capoeira, when used by someone who knows how to use the style properly, can be very incredibly effective - it generally doesn't look as nice as the stuff you see in Tekken, for example, but looking good isn't the point of a fight.
>> Anonymous
I think martial arts movies suck in general. Sure, I did enjoy Ong Bak(when it first came out in Thailand I might add), but they never really catch me. Now Tom Yum Goong(also saw it when it first came out) is out and all these fucking retarded bandwagon jumpers are all over it. It's retarded, these fucking fads. And fuck Dragonforce too.
>> Anonymous
>>323342

You will die in an inferno of blood.
>> Lucon Talestar !0LLNYTOJE.
Wow, 4chan even has martial artists.