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<3 <3 ? =^.^= ???? 96x.okeNevissebO ????
*chops u with katana*
>> Anonymous
i have a few of those, there 20$ each. good for show, but not much else.
>> Anonymous
>>1196321

Technically, they are on par with bronze age weaponry, so if you were suddenly attacked by say....Moses, or David, you could use one and be on equal terms with them, at least in lieu of weaponry.
>> Anonymous
showing off fake swords on a webcam = serious business
>> Anonymous
he just looks so fucking angry
>> Anonymous
whoa!! fatty with a flea market katana!!!
>> Anonymous
>>1196309

Women loathe me. Cupcakes fear me.
>> Anonymous
>>1196309

for a second ther I thought he was dipping it into a car of jelly and was going to make a sanvich
>> Anonymous
what a fag
>> Anonymous
Andy Milanakis?
>> Anonymous
oh, you`re fucked now , he knows you
>> Anonymous
>>1196397
that made me laugh pretty good
>> Anonymous
>>1196739
what ever happened to that fat kid ???
>> Anonymous
>>1196863
Andy Milonakis isn't a kid fyi
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>1196786
me too
>> Anonymous
fail. u dont look at the saya before putting your sword back there.

real katana is the closest thing to lightsabre we got ^^
>> Anonymous
>>for a second ther I thought he was dipping it into a car of jelly and was going to make a sanvich

>>into a car of jelly

>>a car of

>> car

I want one... preferably in grape of strawberry
>> Anonymous
>>1196984
Real katanas are shit! They ain't got shit on any kind of other sword. It's just a fukken prestige object. lrn2/materials enginnering
>> Anonymous
>>1197005
No cutting through cars, no cutting through trees... none of that mystical samurai shit.

You have to pamper the hell out of the blade and resharpen it after cutting tatami mats wrapped around bamboo, much less any of that other shit.
>> Anonymous
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>>1196984
>real katana is the closest thing to lightsabre we got ^^
I disagree. Light sabres are weightless and straight, and cut equally well one every side of the blade. Katanas are heavy as fuck, curved, and one-edged.
I think if any sword would resemble a lightsabre, it would be a Chinese jian (Tai Chi sword) with a dysfunctional crossguard and without a tassel. Pic related.

I'll gb2/k/ nao.
>> Anonymous
>>1197041
You dont know anything about katanas. the cerved ones were used for on horse combat. but being that riding a horse was best for combat, everybody wanted one. BUT there are strait sword katanas for ground combat. Ninjas are the most common seen with them. and a katana weighted like 10 pounds MAX. and if you cant move 10 pounds with both arms then i think guns are for you my friend.
>> Anonymous
>>1197041
Lightsabres actually have a slight curve. Hence the name lightSABRE. inb4 jedifag
>> Anonymous
>>1197056
No they don't.
>> Anonymous
>>1197049
I know about straight katanas all right. And a reliable source (read: history/ancient weaponry nerd friend who has done his homework) told me those are a recent commercial gimmick and weren't actually used in those times.

And even if you were right, katanas are still one-edged, and a whole lot heavier than a jian.
>> Anonymous
DEMONIUS X sup fyad
>> GIF Factory !b3DqRapWuE
>>1197056
It's spelt Lightsaber, not Sabre.
>> Anonymous
>>1197056
O rly?

You're full of it. Even Dooku's bent hilt sabre had a straight blade.
>> Anonymous
>>1197065
British spelling is superior, namefag.
>> Anonymous
just google search for demonius x and you should come across some comedy videos
>> GIF Factory !b3DqRapWuE
>>1197068
I'm British too, but it's an American toy.
>> Anonymous
light goes in the straightest of lines
>> Anonymous
I have a WW2 Katana. The blade should be bigger, but then again, the fatass in the gif probably makes everything else look smaller.
>> Anonymous
troll troll is troll
>> Anonymous
>>1197100
you can tell it is a "toy" katana by the ugly sheath that he put it in.
>> Anonymous
Anyong have the .gif of guy spank the girl and then smashing a pie in her face?
>> Anonymous
>>1196309

You fail fat ass. Die in fire.
>> Anonymous
WHAT HAS THIS THREAD TURNED INTO!?!??!?!
>> Anonymous
Yeah, you faggots will get real far trying to fight someone with those cheapass wallhangars.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CeLg9cKhrIw
>> Anonymous
just joining in, heres a good source
http://www.museumreplicas.com/museumreplicas/
I got my two real cutlass's there
>> Anonymous
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I am powerful and agile swordsman, looking for a man with the same skills to duel with this sun rise. Maybe after the sword fighting is finished you could stab me with your man saber. Please contact me if you are interested.
>> Anonymous
>>1197152

http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1211978168639.gif
>> Anonymous
Give me a nail-bat or a bowie knife any day. Katanas are for faggots.
>> Anonymous
I would much rather have a spear and skewer you before you can get close.
>> Discussion !3I4SJbCh8M
I'm a bow and arrows guy myself. I've always had a preference for long range fighting.
>> Anonymous
!!! THE FAT FUCK DON'T KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING !!!
>> Anonymous
>>1196309

I bet he uses that to cut his hourly dinners.