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What does /b/ think about urethral play or "cock stuffing"

Anon is into some pretty fucked up shit so I figured SOME of you might be into it! I started a couple months ago and really enjoy it, I started off with a paint brush, quickly moved to a sharpie and now I'm trying to fit a FULL butter knife in there.

Pic related.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
doesnt that hurt?
>> Anonymous
>>1215302

Actually no, it feels really good!

When I get to a certain point with the butter knife while pulling it out, theres a bit of pain but it feels good!
>> Anonymous
Goddamn. Aren't you supposed to use sterile medical urethral sounds for that kind of shit?
>> Anonymous
>>1215298
This isn't /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>1215306

I have a sterile solution I stick them in, I don't have a credit card but I do plan on investing in a real set of sounds.
>> Anonymous
>>1215308

Touche.
>> Anonymous
FUCK. NO. When I entered the military and they did a test for some std's, they stuck a qtip in my urethra only about a half inch, I felt like fucking barfing over the place. Anything bigger or deeper and I'm sure I would barf and pass out.
>> Anonymous
OP here.

Theres a difference between a huge Q-Tip and a smooth object. I used to have a rod that I had bent properly so that I could get up behind my pelvis bone...

Anyways, I was just wondering if other people were into it. Go about your buisness /gif/
>> Anonymous
have fun piercing your urethra
>> Anonymous
I can't stop shuddering.
>> Anonymous
just god no

i love my dick to much
>> Anonymous
I once saw this video where this guy jabs his cock with a needle right when he busts and he blows blood and cum all over her face!
>> ?
>>1215351
S..S....S...Sauce?
>> Anonymous
Can you reach to orgasm like this? I am just curious and not as nearly as sick fuck like you though. Pun intended. lol
>> Anonymous
>>1215354
I usually pull it out and nut, I've read you can burst your urethra if it's blocked so I prefer not to try but mixed, the biggest load I've ever blown was the only time my gf did it haha

>>1215353
Affliction, Mike Diana directed it.
>> Anonymous
Sorry, things will only come out of my penis, not into it.
>> Anonymous
I shudder just thinking about this.
>> Anonymous
>>1215363

Unless you usually can jizz a hole through a wall, don't worry about bursting your urethra. But doing it with blockage can, over time, damage the muscles that contract and could lead to retrograde ejaculation. :eng101:
>> Anonymous
i put a chopstick in, it felt wierd going it and hurt like a mother fucker coming out, probably cause it wasn't smooth enough
>> Anonymous
try lube, precum does the trick!
>> Anonymous
>>1215363
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0292894/
http://www.thecoronersreport.com/affliction.php

Sources for Affliction, and OP, I hope you know it makes you a faggot looking for numerous insertfags cramming belongings up their peeholes. Pretty cool, but still gay none the less.
>> Anonymous
if you're curious about this but don't want to do anything large, you can use the Lego atenna (the see through piece thats about 4 inches long with a little bulb at the end, comes in various vibrant colors)
>> Anonymous
If you go to a sex store you can usually find, in one of the more 'fetish' sections, small ribbed rods that are used for this sort of thing. Once you get used to it you'll have one of the best orgasms you'll ever.
All that rubbing you do on the outside while wanking? Imagine double or tripling the area and the amount of nerve endings you're stimulating.
For best results move the insert opposite the direction your hand is going, IE: pull slightly(don't want to yank it out) on your downstroke and push it gently in on the upstroke.

USE LOTS OF LUBE. IF YOU THINK YOU'VE USED ENOUGH, USE MORE.
>> Anonymous
I cant stick more than my toothbrush handle in mine. It's slightly smaller than a sharpy, and I think it feels pretty cool. I once stuck quite a bit of a glowstick necklace in, but the thought of it being past my bladder makes me shudder.

Also, /r/ the looped gif of guy sticking a AAA battery in his cock.
>> Anonymous
HOW COME YOU'RE GAY?
>> Anonymous
>>1215453
I actually tried that once, but it's too narrow and kinda hurts.

With wider objects though, I quite like sounding. Most guys freak the hell out when they think of it, but it's a good way to stimulate your cock.
>> Anonymous
I must be doing something wrong because its painful... I tried it using a thermometer that it's small and thin to start, but I only feel pain, maybe needm some lubricant?
>> Anonymous
>>1215593
>I tried it using a thermometer...

jesus, i hope you don't mean an old fashioned glass one. Protip: don't sound with glass objects.
>> Anonymous
>>1215604
Yes, that kind of thermometer. Why not using a glass one? it's not going to break inside, plus its easier to lube
>> Anonymous
PROTIP: they can break. it's happened before.
>> Anonymous
OP here, i love alternating the inserts between strokes, with the sharpie though once I get to the cap it starts to sting and I don't have the nerve to leave it there yet.

PROTIP: As long as you safe and careful and don't push to hard, you could use a butcher knife to sound.

Speaking of fingers, I can fit the first bit of my pinky in there hahaha. I might make moar gif.
>> Anonymous
metal sounds are the only way to do this safely.
>> Anonymous
http://www.chaseunion.com/documents/urethra/differ.htm
>> Anonymous
better pro-tip: rubber fishing worms. (not scented, ouch) clamp or ring your cock at the bottom so you don't lose it in your bladder.
>> Anonymous
I ust looked down at my desk and there is a red sharpie that looks just like yours. I literally screamed for a second.
>> Sum d00d !4UjY1di7KI
related:
http://rapidshare.com/files/91831299/Sounding_Kids_In_Sandbox.wmv
>> Anonymous
there called sounds. invest in them you poor anon.
>> Anonymous
OMG my girlfriend has a huge bar through her tongue. and i love it when she puts it in my dick
>> anonymous
omg....what the fuck.......god, no............just no
>> ­­­????????????????????????????
hey, how not well does this work with girls? like how is the female urethral passage shaped, comparatively, in regards to insretions like this?
>> Anonymous
The female uthera goes in a straight line directly into the bladder, so ladies ought to be more cautious with having sterile toys since its the bladder that is very sensitive to foreign bacteria.
The male sort of looks like the letter L, faced towards the stomach.

I've gone all the way to the "corner" in the L, which is around 20cm. Feels so good when you slowly pull it out:3

Need a lady with uthera-fetish!
>> Anonymous
>>1215691

That's fake, and very very old.
>> Anonymous
Do you guys know of any household things that are really really long and smooth: something that I can use past 15 cm?
>> Anonymous
Sounding is gonna give you all sorts problems later on.
>> Anonymous
>>1216124
Coming from the person that knows nothing about something they've never done nor researched.
>> Anonymous
hello, another anon-sounder here. i started with rubber fishing worms and went on from there. im probably going to really fucking regret this, but if anyone actualy wants to talk about this stuff, echange protips and stuff, send me an email at wes.the.fro@gmail.com :o there i did it
>> Anonymous
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OP here

>>1215932

I've done similar and yes, having a gf that does it is the best!
>> Anonymous
>>1216355
...no thanks.
>> Anonymous
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>>1215490
Urethra play is the best fetish ever.
God I wish I had a girl to do this to me.
>> Anonymous
DO NOT WANT

Go see a shrink
>> Anonymous
http://www.chaseunion.com/documents/urethra/images/sideview.jpg
http://www.chaseunion.com/documents/urethra/images/topview.jpg
http://www.chaseunion.com/documents/urethra/images/endview.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>1216750
does he have a fucking like 1 volt battery pack or something clamped to his asshole and through his cock?
holy fuckin shit! talk about new forms of masturbations. electricuted extrementation points.
>> SAGE SAGE
DUDE FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU, FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT LIKE ITS NORMAL- I ALMOST PUKED FUCKIN READING THIS THREAD GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

SAGE
SAGE
SAGE
SAGE
>> Anonymous
>>1216115
Knitting. Needles. Just watch out for lead paint, ok?
>> Anonymous
this is in poor taste
>> Anonymous
>>1216781
this.
>> Anonymous
inappropriate for the internet. sage to hell
>> Anonymous
wooden pencil, i find the friction pleasing
>> Anonymous
I've had this a few times. I used to use a watercolor paintbrush. My gf was very amused with my "artistic" side. I've also used those sounds

Just be careful. I have had the misfortune of her losing her grip, and having a urethral sound disappear entirely inside of my cock. She had to reach down and press up on my taint at the root of my cock, massaging the thing forward to extricate it. I was lucky, because that is something I wouldn't want to explain to an ER nurse...
>> Anonymous
POOR TASTE?!
INNAPROPRIATE?!
ON 4CHAN?!?!?!?!
hahahah you fucking cherries!
you need lurk until after time ends or GTFO
>> Anonymous
sick fuck

call me a newfag, whatever
>> Anonymous
Semi-guro and faggotry outside of my /b/? What is going on here?
>> Anonymous
you guys make it sould like there's a pussy inside your dick...
>> Anonymous
Many, many moons ago, when i first started masturbating I used curlingiron skewers for the same purpose. Had never seen it before, just a kid fucking around. It kinda itches sometimes but heightens the experience. Stopped doing it immidietly after having some blood come out and havent tried it since.
>> Anonymous
I don't have a cock, but I'm pretty sure that the urethra is a really sensitive area and if you're going to go shoving things in there, please, for the love of all that is holy (or hole-y ha. hahaa.ahaha) make sure it's STERILE. My cousin said he stuck a cat hair down there once, and apparently it *really* sucked and hurt. Not sure this belongs in gifs though...despite it being a gif? lol
>> Anonymous
OP here, I'm surprised this thread is still alive lol. BACK TO PAGE 1 WE GO!

>>1216854
I once got a paintbrush all the way down and fucking FREAKED out until I realized I could force it out lol.

>>1217048
Never made myself bleed but I bet that was a scary situation.

It's funny because piss is a very sterile liquid and what comes out of the urethra? PISS!
>> Anonymous
>>1217184
Urine itself is sterile but bacteria grows very quickly in it.
>> noko
Who stuffs piss up the urethra?