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Anonymous
Story behind this?
>> Anonymous
Oh my god is he okay
>> Anonymous
I think he lived guys
>> Anonymous
Is he okay?
>> Anonymous
>>1205192
FUCK! I was about to say that first.
>> Anonymous
Guy fell off a tower.
>> Anonymous
-Splat-
>> Anonymous
Yeah, I think he made it.
>> Anonymous
He survived. It was on the news.
>> Anonymous
narural selection.

he fell of the tower and lived tho.... until he hit the fuckin pavement.

Pavement won.
>> Anonymous
>>1205186
yea thats me, im ok now. just had to sit inthe hospital for a bit. thx for the support guys. appreciate it
>> Anonymous
Story is:

He was some protestfag protesting some shit no one cared about.
He was putting a mannequin with a bucket on it's head or some shit on top of a tv broadcast tower. Like a dip shit, he misplaced his footing and plummeted to his quick death, improving humanity.
>> Anonymous
That motherfucker drugged me and carried me all the way up the tower, but luckily he accidently tied the rope around my ankle instead of his. He splashed on the pavement, but I was saved by the bungee cord.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayeogcc1eXw
>> Anonymous
>>1205943
Iz dat som Jet Black?
>> Anonymous
again in slow motion
>> Anonymous
I think someone pushed him
>> Anonymous
god pushed him
>> Anonymous
>>1206195

Yeah, i think the guy who was with him did it on purpose.
>> Anonymous
No fucking way, man, there's like multiple fucking camera angles of this shit

Link to a news article or this is bullshit
>> Anonymous
I like how the news article kept talking about him as if it was a suicide attempt when it was clear he was protesting something with his dummy or whatever.
>> Anonymous
>>1205186
story is "lolz white people"
>> Anonymous
SO im minding my own business when some moron and a drugged dummy climb all the way up me. He tried to tie the dummy to my head so I got pissed and pushed them off. The dummy survived because the moron tied him to me.
>> Anonymous
Theres a longer video of this out there.
He climed up there to cause a scene , he wanted to commit suicide it is assumed , He hesitates many times and it gets quite windy . Eventually nature just takes over and knocks him off with wind. As you can see even tho he has pissed around and climbed up there to die he is still suprised when he falls and its not his choice.
>> Anonymous
Looks fake as shit to me. Why didn't he hit the tower on the way down? Why was he falling *away* from it instead of straight down?
>> Anonymous
>>1206341
Why does he have to hit the tower on the way down?

Vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbQ_b3IOQ7s

Longer vid of same shit
http://videos.caught-on-video.com/category/Xtreme+Mishaps/8/a4d4ac96-809e-4af4-b858-1e7dbc8bc035.htm

I love you fucking net idiots "Durr Durr IT FAKE AS SHIT, PHOTO SHOP DURR DURR"

Its like opinion and opening your mouth is all you have regardless of what shit comes out. Just mimic real humans, faggot.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>1206355
Wind, you faggots. Look at his jacket and look at the fucking trees.
>> Anonymous
>>1206355

here is a hint... look at how far the trees are been bent by the wind...
>> Anonymous
>>1206355

Also some of that velocity was directed horizontally, and there's not much of a force counteracting it, so he will continue to fall outwards a little bit over time.
>> Anonymous
>>1206355
if you look he does actually hit tower near the top
>> Anonymous
I think he achieved....

terminal velocity
>> ss
all these fucking sherlocks deducing and the dude fucking fell cuz hes an idiot.
>> Anonymous
i can fly!

wait, no i can't!

oh shi(thud)
>> Anonymous
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HE LIVED THROUGH THAT SS OR FAKE. i want to see a link showing the video or proof that he lived cause that was wayyyyyyyyyyyy to high up. it took him almost 7 seconds to hit the ground at that speed he would be a pancake So please 4chanians go get the proof or else Gravity 1 - Dumb guy 0
>> Anonymous
>>1206452
yeah im thinking the same thing
>> Anonymous
>>1205226
i lol'd ha thanks
>> Anonymous
>>1206452

I has a betta idea. How about you crawling up an antenna as high as the one the dude fell from and dive down to the ground. That way you can ultimately proof to yourself and to us, your fellow Anons, if he survived or not. And you can most delightfully inform us, your fellow Anons, about the outcome. How does that sound?
>> Anonymous
wind didn't knock him over. Watch his foot. He took a step but ran out of platform.
>> Anonymous
>>1206452
>>1206455
>>1206465
Asshats. There's ALWAYS a chance for survival. Back in the 80's a guy in Canada had BOTH his parachutes fail from a 20k foot fall.

Couple of years ago a dude in New Zealand fell 15,000 feet, no chute, landed in a fucking busk and suffered a broken ankle.

Some people are stoopid lucky. Others are just stoopid.

Yes I know it's actually spelled stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>1206262
I'm pretty sure that "dummy" was a fucking flag ontop of the tower.
>> Blank
he is so fucking dead.
>> Anonymous
4chan initiation ceremony
>> Anonymous
>>1206482

>he is so fucking dead.

How come you're so sure about that? Are you his mother?
>> MidnightPatrol
>>1206412true

all this time, i thought this guy was basejumping from the GIF, like that little flag he was holding onto was his parachute. but now the vid clearly shows that he was asking for this, i feel slightly less bad for him now.
>> Porsche 959
Did he die?
>> Anonymous
>>1206519
yea, he's dead
>> Anonymous
>>1206531
no hes not, this guy lives next door to me, we've been pals for years
>> Anonymous
That dude is in the 4chan club now. though we only asked him to climb up and yell pudding..but jumping off was his idea and now we demand it.
>> Anonymous
i came.
>> Anonymous
Yes, I am in fact the victim's fucking mother and I can confirm he's dead. Thank God Ernie the Eagle survived.
>> Anonymous
http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Long-Fall
>> Anonymous
>>1206545
lmao
>> Balrogs
Oh no my jacket! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *splat*
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>1205561
You made my day! Thank you!
>> Anonymous
>>1206868
sup newfag
>> Anonymous
>>1206877
Watching the thread, having teh lulz