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>>568419 LOOOL
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet? Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants. Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants? Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy. [Randal stares] Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll? [scoffs] Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex? Randal Graves: ...Sure. Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex. Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this? Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend. Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet? Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend. Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it? Elias: [shakes head] Women.
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