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Anonymous
>> Anonymous
GT/ytmnd/
>> Anonymous
CRY BIZH CRY!!

WTF, it's not even a real jail she was going to. What a pussy... I'd still hit it...
>> Anonymous
CRY BITCH CRY
>> Anonymous
She should have gotten all 45 days in jail.She whined and threw a tantrum and got a reduced jail and then threw another fit in jail and got out after less then 3 full days in jail.The only reason why she got out of everything was because she is a "semi" celebrity and her daddy is rich.If that was one of us regular people that wouldn't have happened.
>> Anonymous
>>514950
if it were one of us regular folks, we probably would not have gotten jail time, but the brat still needs a time out
>> Anonymous
>>514950
pic is her going -back- to jail friday afternoon, for the full 45 days. She'll get out/re-sentenced house arrest a second time once they get the paperwork in i'm certain. initially she was simply let loose by police with no authority over the judge.
>> Anonymous
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! She's gotta take responsibility for her actions. I bet this doesn't happen very often in her life, so I hope she enjoys it.
>> Anonymous
What did she do. Inform me please.
>> Anonymous
She's better than that ugly ass Sarah Silverman.
>> Anonymous
>>514988
You need to step back, take a look at your life, and kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>514973


2 offenses of drunk driving, one of them without a license. I think we woulda
>> Anonymous
>>514988
Sarah Silverman is the paradigm of female perfection. By comparison, anyways
>> Jonezysan
I stand to disagree, I dislike both these chicks and Sarah Silverman didn't make a porn for my viewing pleasure. Though honestly Paris Hilton should've recieved a longer sentence.
>> Anonymous
silverman is a troll, I like that in my wimminz
>> Anonymous
sarah silverman looks like a trap.

and i love traps.
>> KASUKI Anonymous
i lol'd

i hate that bitch!
>> Anonymous
i'd hit sarah all day.
>> Anonymous
>>515003
And then she broke parole related to the drunk driving charges. Thank god the judge sent her back to jail to serve the full sentence. Her hard partying ways are going to end up killing someone. She must be stopped before it's too late.
>> Anonymous
will one of you please rape her
>> Anonymous
Can we send them borth to either a mexican or russian jail? I know after 3 days at either one, paris would jump for joy at 45 days in a US jail.
>> Anonymous
>>515057
dude mexican jails are rough ive been in one that shit aint fun
>> Anonymous
mexico has no jai
>> Anonymous
>>515081
go get in trouble in mexico then get back to me :)
>> Anonymous
i dont go to third world shit holes, canada included
>> Anonymous
>>515087
pussy
>> Anonymous
>>515081
Mexico IS jail.
>> Anonymous
your moms pussy faggot
>> Anonymous
>>515094
tough guy
>> Anonymous
You know it.

Now go put Juans burrito back in your ass and squeeze for the sour cream
>> Anonymous
>>515114
"cough" closet case "cough"
>> Anonymous
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! they put her back!!
>> Anonymous
Justice is blind


(but it sure as hell isn't poor)
>> Anonymous
Dude, i wish she went to a REAL jail.
>> Anonymous
She hasn't served justice untill she's been finger-bowled by two 300lbs dikes!
>> Anonymous
sarah silverman is more attractve in body and mind

i thought she was hot before i heard her speak a word.. and the words coming out of her mouth should be written and studied by women for generations
>> Anonymous
Sarah Silverman is a Jew. Put her back in the oven.
>> Anonymous
>>515315
and mind! LOLLLOLOL HOLY SHIT WHAT A QUEER!and have you seen her show on comedy central wtf that shit was gay
>> Anonymous
>>515315
FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT
>> Anonymous
>>515380
at least she is a comic. paris is just pathetic drama that makes people realize how pathetic the world is.
>> TheAdmiral
Sarah Silverman is cute, funny, and smart. How'd Jimmy Kimmel score her? It's not fair!
>> Anonymous
>>514950

Actually the judge, when he said she had to go back, said that she'd have to serve the full 45 day term but would get credit for the days she was in jail (the time under house arrest doesn't count).

i'm glad too... i'm sure her medical condition crap was all bullsh*t. and she should stop b*tching about 45 days, most non-celebs would get like 3 months.
>> Anonymous
Thread is full of penis envy.
>> Anonymous
ur mother has penis envy
>> Anonymous
Bitch needs jail. <3
>> Anonymous
>>515429

Doesn't know what penis envy is.
>> pfft Anonymous
Fucking faggots like you guys are why they're covering this irrelevant shit 24/7. Thanks a lot. You're a steaming pack of turd sandwiches.
>> Anonymous
>>515563

You're a turd sandwich.
>> Paris Hilton's fans are fucking ridiculous Anonymous
They are supporting her for nothing other than the fact she is rich and beautiful! She doesn't stand for anything, she doesn't do anything worth mentioning morally or charity wise. She is a selfish bitch who goes out 'clubbing' and promoting being beautiful and rich and her fans are fucking eating it up, demanding she be given a get out of jail free card.

I'm glad she was sent back. Her crying is just a testament to how immature she truly is. How priviledged she is and how she can't handle taking responsibility for her own actions that were clearly wrong. I'm getting tired of all the famous and rich people getting special treatment and this era of faggotry needs to stop right now.

Cry more bitch, I hope you learn your not 'entitled' after this and grow as a person, start supporting some shit that truly matters instead of just fashion and beauty. Fucking vain prideful bitch.

If I was rich i'd be giving something back to the people. That's what makes me the most angry.
>> Anonymous
>>515571
"rich and beautiful"
LOL, um she's not terribly ugly.....but uh, yeah, cmon
>> Anonymous
>>515576
I didn't say I considered her beautiful. I said what her delusional fans think.
>> Anonymous
>>515571

They are supporting her for nothing other than the fact she is rich and extremely slutty!

fixt
>> Anonymous
>>515567
No, no. I do believe that you sir are the turd sandwich.
>> Anonymous
>>515590

You're a turd sandwich.
>> Anonymous
None of you realize how pathetic you sound.
>> Anonymous
>>515596
bla bla bla bla bla
>> Anonymous
>>515605

Die in a fire.
>> Anonymous
>>515003
Wow. That's just proves what a product of media spin this pointless story is. Her license was suspended for a dui, and she got in trouble the second time for driving on the suspended license. She wasn't actually drunk the second time. CNN knows that half their guest speakers know that, and that the other half don't (ie: that there is confusion on the nature of the charge), and are willingly letting them fight it out on air to create hype around this. Everyone involved in this story, including the judge who sentenced her more harshly than an average person, is a stupid fuck, out to make a name for themselves. Hell, every time something retarded happens in the justice system it can always be traced back to some arrogant, douche-bag judge who thinks he can legislate.
>> Anonymous
>>515610
bla bla bla bla bla
>> Anonymous
>>515596
>>515610
WAA WAAA WAAAAA. I'm a big baby. People's opinions scare me. WAAA WAAAA. Cry more, bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>515634
>> Anonymous
This is the cancer that is killing /gif/???
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
She is the most spoiled bitch in the world. I hope she gets gang raped by 300 lb. women 24/7
>> Anonymous
>>515681
Raped by a woman? Are you fucking stupid?
>> Anonymous
>>515631
How did the judge attempt to legislate?
>> Anonymous
lol @ paris and GTFO NAMEFAG
>> theBeef
>>515691
By setting president with an unconventionally large sentence.
>> Anonymous
>>515715
>By showing rich pseudocelebrity whores that they're not above the law.

Fix'd.
>> Anonymous
>>515715
Precedence has nothing to do with legislation.
lrn2checksandbalances
>> Anonymous
>>515698
Bullshit. Like there was no PRECEDENT of poor people being incarcerated for parole violations. 45 days is letting her off easy, and the judge's sentence was clearly defined. There was no legislating from the bench you right-wing sycophant. The sheriff didn't want the hassle and defied the decision by sending her home. Sentences for misdemeanors are clearly defined and while the judge may have, MAY HAVE given her the maximum permitted under the law she was hardly the first. I suggest you go and read the California Penal Code before making such a nonsensical statement as that. You right-wing clowns always start yelling about judges legislating from the bench except when they do it in your favor. STFU. Celebrity doesn't come without a price and being treated like an ordinary person when they break the law is part of that price. She's still not in the general population, where as you or I would be.
>> Anonymous
>>515571
"If I was rich i'd be giving something back to the people."

That's why you're a poor liberal pansy. Hate her because she's famous for nothing, fine, but hating her because she happens to be rich is just stupid communist bullshit.
>> Anonymous
PARIS SIMPLY FAIL.
>> Anonymous
>>514973
I know pleanty of people being put in jail for much less than this bitch has done. For longer sentances. She needs to spend some time in prison not fucking jail. then the bitch will learn
>> Anonymous
To me, it looks like they took her away in the WAAAAAAAAH-bulance
>> Anonymous
>>515726
It's not the law... that's the point, idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>515730
I was using the word 'legislate' figuratively to imply that the result is the same, faggotron.
>> Anonymous
>>515733
Actually fag my new all comes from 4chan
Which is why i'm current on such things as black people liking fried chicken
>> Anonymous
>>515733
ehehehehehheh HA HA HA HA HA. Wow! Need a tissue, you whiny little baby?
>> Anonymous
I hope someone shoots her, that stops all the media drama. Stops her ignorance, and stops this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>515733
'Sycophant'? Wow. Way to repeat EVERYTHING you hear from every liberal fool you listen to.
>> theBeef
Liberal rhetoric all sounds the same, and whenever they say it, they act like it’s the first time we’re hearing it, and that we should all feel blessed. Fucking robots.
>> Anonymous
>>515862
People who use the word 'ignorant' as a synonym for ’rude’ or ‘belligerent’ are the ignorant ones (since that‘s not actually what it means, moron). You’re either black ghetto trash, or poor white trash.
>> Anonymous
Who gives a damn, she broke the law, she is doing the time, and that's all that is needed. Now onto another topic of actual animated gifs instead of crap about dumb semi-celebs.
>> Anonymous
>>515878

Wait, she's not ignorant?