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Anonymous
>>637463 Okay, I'll talk. In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam. In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play. In 5th grade, I knocked my sister down the stairs, and I blamed our dog. But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home... ...and I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket... ...climbed up to the balcony... ...and then I made a noise like this... hugh, hurgh, HURGHLLL And then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then... Then this was horrible. All the people started getting sick and throwing up on each other.
I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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