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>> Anonymous
I'm going to Amsterdam soon. I think I might pick one of these up. They worth the cash?
>> Anonymous
hmm,.. depends on whos pussy they made it to replicate...
>> Anonymous
>>1286373
a female's
>> Anonymous
hahahahah fucking hell... that's me i made that aaages ago...
>> Anonymous
>>1286360
WTF does Amsterdam have anything to do with fleshlights?
>> Anonymous
>>1286518
Srsly, I was wondering the same thing.
>> Anonymous
>> I'm going ONLINE soon. I think I might pick one of these up. They worth the cash?
>> Anonymous
>>1286535
but hes online now...
>> Anonymous
I have a fleshlight, it's fun.
The wonder wave and the speed bump are supposed to be more stimulating that the regular ones.
Personally, I want to try the TENGA cups more than the other fleshlights.
>> Anonymous
>>1286555
Tenga cups are 1 shot dealies though.
>> Anonymous
seeing the tenga cup interests me.. Any pics?
>> Anonymous
>>1286575

go to this website for the tenga:

i seriously want one now. im gonna check into it, they look amazing.

I had a fleshlight and it was nice but the upkeep was lame, and no matter how much you cleaned it, it always had some funky shit going on. not easily maintained.
>> Anonymous
>>1286592

sorry heres the site

http://www.tenga.co.jp/e/top.html
>> Anonymous
sorry to keep this alive, id ont like seeing a hairy beast going into a plastic thing as much as anybody else does...

about the tenga...

i did a little research and they plan to bring them to the west as soon as they make some "larger models" as they put it.

I take this as a compliment, and I simultaneously laugh at you asians. enjoy your tenga with your small dicks. Ill wait till i get a large one.
>> Anonymous
>>1286592
Mine is good as the day I got it. You're just being lazy about it.

The tenga things don't last and feel crappy compared to fleshlight.
>> Anonymous
>>1286569
what? does it disintegrate?
>> Jack Thompson
Here are some simple answers:
Tenga Onacups (or whatever the fuck they call them) are intended for one time use.
Keyword intended. You can use them again if you use a condom, they say, but why would you insist on not feeling anything? As long as you take your dick out before you shoot your load, you should be fine.
Whatever you do, get the larger models unless your dck is tiny. I thought the average asian models may feel nice, but they were too fucking tight... it almost hurt.
In my opinion the Deep Throat ULTRA (or whatever it's called) is the best one by far.
The one with two entry holes is the worst.
The rolling head is pointless, but because of the "stretchy" bit in the middle, you can leave the airhole covered up for maximum suction.

The air cushion one I just saw no point in using.
I had a fleshlight, even though it looked fine, it started feeling sticky when not wet and smelled as well.

Tenga is also releasing something else which is reusable and looks amazing... but pricey.
>> Anonymous
Some of the Tenga's are very easy to take apart and clean, some aren't. The Deep Throat model is probably the easiest to clean and comes in all the different varieties, including the US model.
>> Anonymous
Use a real vagina you loosers
>> Anonymous
>>1287042
gb2 /spellcheck/
>> Anonymous
>>1287042
Underage virgin detected
>> Anonymous
hahahahahahahaha!
>> Anonymous
Are you kidding? The upkeep on a real vagina is way worse!
>> Anonymous
As gay as this gif is, I think it just convinced me that a fleshlight isn't so horrible.
>> Anonymous
MOAR!
>> Anonymous
my gf actually bought me one of these, i have her use it on me occasionally.
>> Anonymous
>>1287186

isn't that a bad sign?
>> Anonymous
>>1287186

She's fucking someone else behind your back, dude.
>> Anonymous
>>1287186

your gf has std or aids
>> Anonymous
>>1287445
HIV infection is an STD
>> Anonymous
My gf bought herself one of these. Wait... What?
>> Anonymous
where's the F watermark?
>> Cost of Fleshy Upkeep Doctor Who
Fleshlight (12 / year, assuming you decide they get too dirty to clean after a month's use)
12 months x $60 = $720 / year

Real Vagina (Attached, of course, to a real woman)
Assuming: At least one nice date / week for relationship maintenance costing an average of $50, as well as protection for each sex act which American average is 3 / week working out to a 12 count box of condoms per month with an average cost of $20)
12 months x ($200 for dates + $20 for condoms) = $2640

Real Vagina II (married vagina)
Average Cost of a Child per year = $8,000 - $20,000

So...let's compare:

Fleshlight Option $720, Single Vagina $2700, Married Vagina $8000+

Which would YOU choose?
>> The Mighty Shockwave
>>1287612
can the fleshlight cook ? and clean your clothes? and talk dirty?
>> Anonymous
>>1287619
if you can't make your own food and wash your fuckin clothes you might as well /wrist. cuz life is WAY harder than that.
>> Anonymous
>>1287619
I can do that myself, well except talking dirty, but I think I can abdicate that...

bitch
>> Anonymous
>>1287619
I duct taped mine to the handle of a frying pan and used a magic marker to scrawl 'Yeah baby fuck me hard' on the side.

So in a way, yes. But it still doesn't feel the same.
>> Repost for great justice! Anonymous
>>1287612
LOLOL if its married you have to have children, or is it that you have to marry if you have children?

Indoctrinated fool!