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Anonymous
Sith Gifs pl0x
>> Anonymous
he should have accidentally lopped his own head off.
>> Anonymous
everyone hates on the new episodes, but they had much better fight scenes; seriously, why do you watch starwars anyways? The fucking plot? ahahah It plays out like it was thrown together on set -- by the technicians.
>> Anonymous
>>1205459
you just insulted some of the greatest epics in several different histories...
>> Anonymous
>>1205478

If I can happily insult god and religions on a daily basis, this dude can hate star wars
>> Anonymous
>>1205427
No, he died cause George Lucas is a complete faggot.
>> Anonymous
Episode 1 had great fight-scenes, because they hired Ray Park. 2 and 3 had shit fight-scenes... all the live actors boredly swirling lightsabers against cg beasties. The actors actually had to try when scening with Park, because they knew if they didnt, they'd get a fucking bo-staff to the face.
>> Anonymous
ray park was the only thing great about the episode 1 fight scenes
>> Anonymous
Lol, newfags probably watch Girls Gone Wild expecting twists and turns.

Watch out for the sudden change of shirt to NO shirt.
>> Anonymous
I agree the 2nd trilogy had the better fight scenes, but the best "plot" was in Empire strikes back. As far as space operas go, star wars is pretty nifty.
>> Anonymous
Ray's a nice bloke. bought me a pint after I beat him at pool...
>> Anonymous
>>1205412

Is this Sparta?
>> Anonymous
>>1206517
I've actually heard that he's a bit of a cunt. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
OH NO ANAKIN IM PREGGORS
>> Anonymous
>>1205427
Darth Maul didnt die in the movies actually.
Came back as a cyborg or some shit like that in the books
>> Anonymous
>>1207448
That actually is a WHAT IF story, he is on the other hand cloned by Palpatine and sends Vader to fight with him to a climatic battle on Geonosis or some shit like that. Vader wins by stabbing himself and killing Darth Maul.... SPOILER
>> Anonymous
Darth Maul only managed to kill ONE guy. That's pretty lame by Sith standards.
>> Anonymous
>>1207792
Darth Maul managed to kill a Jedi one-on-two. That's pretty impressive by anyone's standards.
>> Anonymous
>>1207792
Yeah, if we don't count all the other people he killed.
>> Anonymous
>>1207448
Nobody gives a fuck about the books.
>> Anonymous
>>1207448

Is that considered canon?
>> Anonymous
>>1207792
He failed, that's lame by Sith standards, he was only good against droids.Not Jedi