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LURK! A GIF! Nocturnal Dominion
Gif Factory is churning them out.

When I try to install Mandriva Linux, my USB ports stop working so I can't move the mouse cursor in the graphical install nor type in the text install. Anyone know how to fix that?
>> Anonymous
eh... y does Jason Voorhees have a chainsaw?
>> Nocturnal Dominion
I'm pretty sure he used a chainsaw in one of the FTT movies, but I guess it'd make sense to give him the machete.

Anyone know how to fix my Linux problem?
>> Anonymous
>>441968
You can suspend disbelief enough to accept four of the most famous bad guys ever to grace the silver screen skipping hand-in-hand across a sunlit field, but Jason holding a chainsaw looks out of place?
>> Nocturnal Dominion
Fixed the damn problem...but now the fucking packages won't install. *puts barrel of shotgun in mouth and pulls trigger*
>> Anonymous
>>441966

gb2/tech support/
>> Anonymous
mandriva sucks
>> Anonymous
Jason Vorhees has never used a chainsaw, ever. Closest thing was a long ass power hedgetrimmer in Part VII. Also the fake Jason from Part V might have used a chainsaw at some point (been a while), but he isn't fucking Jason, he was just some pig who went nuts. Also the look of the Jason in the video couldn't be the fake guy because he has his own mask (fake Jason had an undamaged mask with blue markings instead of a fucked up mask with red markings). Horror geek out now.
>> Anonymous
Dracula, Freddy, Darth Vader, Jason

wow...lol I'd say out of all of em Vader is so out of place.
>> That One Guy
Me and you, and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice
We're meant to be...
>> berry
Could be Rick Taylor on the far right.. HE used a chainsaw!!
>> That Other Guys Friend
He's probobly just holding it for leather face
>> Anonymous
>>442005
he never used a chainsaw the girl tried to use it on him though
>> Anonymous
What's the difference bewteen Voorhees and that guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
>> Anon
>>442345
Jason wears a hockey mask while Leatherface wears human flesh for a mask. As for the chainsaw... Jason never uses one. Never. Not even once. The closest, as stated, was the hedgetrimmer that was used on him.
>> Anonymous
Not to mention the fact that Jason is like, an uber zombie that really doesn't seem to ever die. Leatherface is just some deranged guy.
>> Anonymous
>>442345
Lol
Noob
>> Anonymous
I would say Dracula is the one out of place, considering it seems to be in the daylight.

I'm surprised nobody pointed that out already.

Then again in recent dracula movies, he's immune to daylight and conventional means since he's the "pure" vampire.
>> Anonymous
>>442428

In the original novel he was immune to day light. He had to rest, he had times when his powers waxed and waned but daylight in and of itself did not do the extra-crispy on him.

The only way to defeat the Drac was to stake him and cut off his head. Ironically, he was killed by a Texan with a bowie knife (with assistance from an English college who did the beheading.)
>> Anonymous
>>441966
who would win..

Jason Voorhees vs. Micheal Myers
>> sage
source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnydPYXVniM
It's from a commercial for a peaceful TV program before christmas.
>> Anonymous
no chain saw fag!
>> Anon
>>442457
That would be Jason. If only because Michael Myers is still technically "alive" and Jason is not. That... and Jason X has him living well into the future. Damn, now I'M sounding like the horror movie nerd.
>> Anonymous
>>442474
Once you go nerd, you never return.

fag
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>> Anonymous
>>442418
Leatherface is so badass that he would be able to kill Jason anyways though
>> Anonymous
>>442740
whatareyastupid? besides, motherfucking pumpkinhead would lay waste to the lot of them.
in b4 pussy cenobites