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Anonymous
What happens when your world of pr0n comes crashing down?
>> Anonymous
Holy shit.
>> POOP MOAR
wow they have awesome technology since we have all seen actual loads leaving hundreds of penises.
>> Anonymous
THEY FUCKING LIED TO US!
>> Anonymous
photoshoot?
>> Anonymous
"so what do you do for a living?"

oh, i drizzle fake sperm on pornstars with a spoon.
>> Anonymous
I wonder what they use ..
>> Anonymous
WTF Mr.Chew Asian Beaver cant cum by its own ??!?!?! (and yes, its really mr. chew asian beaver...)
>> Anonymous
What happens when a dream is deferred?
>> Anonymous
you can make fake semen with a menthol cigarette filter and a little rubbing alcohol
>> Anonymous
>>726553
or just use honey-thick or nectar-thick milk
>> Anonymous
>>726555
or just masturbate
>> Anonymous
who wants his job? the fake semen maker
>> Anonymous
>>726553
WTF? Fucking Porn MacGyver up in this bitch...

Seriously I want to know how YOU know that
>> Anonymous
I'm making semen right now...
>> Anonymous
>>726565
yes, but your penis is too small
>> \"\(;,,;)/"/
Two questions: has anyone heard of egg whites being used to fake a money shot? And, has anyone noticed that Janine's areolas have gotten considerably darker and larger since she started doing boy-girl porn?
>> Anonymous
>>726406
I WILL FAP IN THE RUBBLE!
>> Anonymous
>>726598
No and no and Janine is fucking hot, huge nips or none (i can dream right?)
>> Anonymous
>>726445
LOL
>> Anonymous
read it on a gun forum before, some dude said a stripper told him. Tried it out and the shit looked pretty similar to my hand children.
>> Anonymous
>>726641
LOL
>> Anonymous
>>726608
THEN WE'LL FAP IN THE SHADE!
>> AnĂ³nimo
I'm dissapointed for knowing the crude reality...
>> Anonymous
It's for a photoshoot
>> Anonymous
MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!!!
>> TheAdmiral
First lesbians, now this. Why porn, why?
>> Anonymous
No wonder those pornstars can guzzle that stuff w/o gagging. Sperm tastes nasty D:
>> Anonymous
o.O lies! ALL LIES.
>> Anonymous
nah, you can always tell when its fake.... this is like one of those really fake looking shoots, you know, when every single shot looks like it took a few minutes to compose like the photographer was actually shooting something more than just porn
>> Anonymous
>>726916
How would you know faggot?
>> Anonymous
Stunt cock FTL
>> Anonymous
need moar like this