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Anonymous
it rocked harder and fucked more chicks in college than you ever will. it was like ted nugent on crack with a minigun fucking a chorus line of 12 year old asian girls while shotgunning bourbon straight out of a nun's cunt. someday years from now, if you're the LUCKIEST son of a bitch on the planet, you may get to feel a slight tremor and hear the distant thunder that marked the shockwave of pure bowel shattering, roundhouse-kick to the unborn fetus ear biting nut punching crazy awesome that was transformers: the movie.
and then you will die fulfilled.
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