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It's been a while since I've seen a pro wrestling thread.
>> Anonymous
That's because they suck.
>> Rocketman
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>>546292
Dayum.
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>> Anonymous
My god this stuff is so fake.
>> Anonymous
>>546308
I lol'd
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Triple chokeslam FTW.
>> Anonymous
>>546308
why did i laugh at that?
>> Anonymous
>>546211

Aaww cuuuute.
>> Anonymous
>>546346
because thats really funny and it actually happened
>> Anonymous
>>546342
looks like a gay orgy
>> Anonymous
ITT: latent homosexuality in men who have failed to mentally and socially mature a.k.a. wrestling fans
>> Anonymous
>>546311
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>>546360
same fag who forgot to sage
>> Anonymous
>>546360
In this post: a guy who has "failed to mentally and socially mature", since he can't accept that some people have different tastes than him and thinks it's a good thing to insult them
>> Anonymous
gtfo with this white trash faggotry
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>> Anonymous
HES GOT TILL 5
>> Jimmy Bauer
>>546413

DANGEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUS
>> Anonymous
>>546211
That is terrifying
>> Anonymous
>>546429

But strangely arousing.
>> Anonymous
American wrestling is homosexual bodybuilders who like to perform acrobatic stunts -with other oiled up body builders- which vaguely resemble fighting but are pretty much safe, in a ring with a trampoline floor accompanied with retarded 'tough guy' acting and acting that holding your leg in a natural position actually hurts.
>> TheAdmiral
Pro Wrestling is like a stunt show. Yeah, we know it's not real, but it's still fun to watch the acrobatics and the showmanship and see who's gonna win. I mean, kung-fu movies are fake, and those are still good, aren't they?
>> Anonymous
>>546196
Canadian Destroyer defies physics.
>> Anonymous
Protip: Most movies are fake too. Jessica Alba doesn't really have superpowers, Johnny Depp isn't really a pirate, and robotic aliens from space didn't really use earth for their intergalactic battleground.
>> Anonymous
>>546478

Actually, Johnny Depp is a butt-pirate.
>> Anonymous
>>546524
And Jessica Alba does have a super power: Her ass is magnetic. My eyes are always drawn to it.
>> Anonymous
lol morons comparing wrestling to films
>> Anonymous
>>546536
lol people still care if wrestling is fake or not.
>> Anonymous
Wait a sec, wrestling is fake? Shit why didn't someone tell me before?! This is worse than finding out Santa Claus isn't real.
>> Anonymous
>>546541

Caring? People know it's fake. You like watching the acrobatics? WHAT acrobatics? People stomping on the ring floor to dramatize a punch? Someone holding another guy's leg? Those are "acrobatics" a baby can do. The only truly "acrobatic" things come from wrestlers who aren't even in the WWE or whatever you call it. But yeah, maybe there's the offchance that one in 10 shows has an interesting stunt. But that's it.

Kung fu movies have great stuntmen with REAL acrobatics. Moves that babies can't do and, hell, the majority of adults can't do.

Not everyone (if anyone) can show superpowers like Jessica Alba does in a movie (yes, we know it's fake and edited, of course) and not everyone can manage the things in PotC. But anyone can do what they do in wrestling.

Also, this is my first post in this thread.

Also, sage.

Also, enjoy your barely clad men in tights with shiny bodies overacting everything for entertainment.
>> Anonymous
>>546571

I forgot to add "Also, you all are faggots." But I suppose that's understood.
>> Anonymous
>>546571
You used so many words to say absolutely nothing.
>> Anonymous
>>546571
Yeah, I'm sure you can wrestle. And not the shit WWE crap either. A lot of indie wrestlers use stiff styles that do actually hurt other wrestlers. Bryan Danielson has knocked out a lot of people with just elbows to the face.

So yeah, get over yourself.
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>>546579
lol @ people saying "get, over yourself"


>>546664
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fCljiGVZ5fE
>> Anonymous
WWE style wrestling is for closet faggots and awkward nerds. Yes you have different "tastes" unfortunately you enjoy the taste of sweaty man balls while the rest of the world (who arnt wrestling fans) enjoy the taste of things that dont suck.

Check out Hex Gage and ricochet for talented indi wrestling workers. You will shit bricks.

http://www.youtu.../watch?v=SKjEO5DmnIk

Ricochet does the shooting star press into the audience and hex gage does the cork screw plauncha into the croud
>> redundant
Thats because wrestling is for redneck faggots ages 8 to 12.
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