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>> Anonymous
the very height of sadness. our forefathers used their hands and that's good enough for me. progress isn't always needed in every facet of life.
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHA that's freakin funny :P
>> Anonymous
>>248756
which one? the ad or the response? both are pretty weak.
>> Anonymous
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No need for the hand anymore!
>> Anonymous
but you're still fucking a plastic flashlight filled with saran wrap. i'll stick with the real thing or my hand. i can't imagine spending money on something i'm going to jack off with (other than pron, i mean).
>> Anonymous
Well there is the USB vagina. You plug it into your computer and run this apps that gets interactive with real fucking with other people. There is the USB dildo.
>> Anonymous
if i'm trowing down money for sexual gratification, i'm getting a hooker, not a flashlight.
>> Anonymous
oh noes! they know the most inner secret of men!
>> Anonymous
>>248769
Shmorky?
>> Anonymous
>>248771
you pay for pron? lol
>> Anonymous
fleshlight was one of the greatest investments I've ever made. It isn't a fapping replacement, but it is a nice treat every once and a while, and saves the mess. Also good stamina training. :o
>> Anonymous
>>249100
Yeah, Shmorky did that one a LONG time ago. It's their only ad banner that actually pulled in the business, so they still use it.
>> Anonymous
>>249073
Yeah, hell, a hooker is ten times better! AIDS and warts are thrown in for FREE!!
>> Anonymous
>>248720
>>248769

I don't even jerk off that way.

>>249121

You fail for making a mess.
>> Anonymous
anyone got the other shmorky one where that guy gets pissed at a hooker then buys a fleshlight?
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>>249238

This one?