do tits really bounce around like that?
No virgin. No.
My moms do.
got anymore of this bitch?
http://porn.jj.am/gallery/v/Viper/F40/
Actually, they do if they're fake enough.
>>675955Correction. Silicon tits don't bounce hardly at all.
>>675964It is spelled silicone dumbfag!Silicon is not used for implants...
>>675966And what do you think silicone is?
Do not want rubber tits :(
this shit needs sound
wat do ya think shes saying in the first gif?it looks like 'this towel is too tight'
>>676164PLease don't rape me. I think that's what she's saying. Although it might be: "Please grab my tits. Oh shit!"
>>676067And in this one she's saying, "Ow, Ow, Ow...ow" over and over again.>>676286She's saying: "Fwhoomp" or "Towel noise"
>>676304I, for one, think this man is a comedic genius. /gif/...your thoughts?
>>676466Oh hay, the intirety of /gif/ here, just wanted to say that this mystery poster. Whoever he is. IS A FUCKING GENIUS. We've decided to get on all fours and allow him to excavate our colons with his wing-wong.
>>676510I've been waiting all day for someone to clean out my colon in that manner! THANK GOD THIS MYSTERY SAVIOUR CAME ALONG TO DO IT
>>676519Fret not fellow /gif/'r. I'll do it. and I'll do it with a fuckin' smile.
>>676533lol...Kathy Lee /gif/erd. Homerun, me.
>>676533It just wouldn't be a proper phallic colonoscopy without the smile!
>>676542It wouldn't would it? I wonder though, would it scar you mentally for life if that smile happened to be on the psycotic side. And I was doing it whilst in full circus clown garb?
>>676549Make it like this and we're in business
>>676580I can try but I don't think the twenty years of respressed emotional trauma from whem my mom used to beat me and my dad used to molest me is gonna be enough for me to look THAT crazy.
>>676585Suit yourself, if you're not up to it I'll find someone who is. Some proctologist you turned out to be
>>676598Woah, woah, woah. When did I ever say i was a proctologist. I'm just a funny guy that YOU guys wanted to fuck you in the asses. I ain't no learned doctor feller.
>>676599Well, I see a proctologist when I close my eyes... A MAN CAN DREAM, CAN'T HE
>>676609He can dream but that doesn't mean they'll come true. It doesn't meann...they'll...come...tue...*sob sob sob*
>>676616Come on, don't cry, that isn't the ass ramming comedian I know
>>676623You're right. I'm stronger than this. And I know what'll cheer us both up! Do YOU know what it is?
>>676625I suspect anything I could come up with will be inferior to the followup, so here's Orange Whale because I feel like it
>>676642That's right it's ORANGE WHA-Dammit! Okay, (quick, save it save it; something new you magnificent bastard something edgey) What I meant to say was: A BABY HUNTING KILLING SPREE BLOODBATH BONANZA!!!! *Jazz Hands*
>>676668reporting for infant extermination
>>676671Where's you're shotgun? WHERE THE HELL IS YOU TODDLER MASACERING SHOTGUN!? THE ONE I GOT YOU FOR CHRISTMAS! I THOUGHT YOU CARED!
>>676672RAOH NEEDS NO SHOTGUN TO SMEAR INFANTS ACROSS THE HORIZON
>>676677Well then Roah can just go to his room if he doesn't want to be part of this family activity.But, seriosuly. this has been fun but I'm fuckin tired. thanks for the laughs anon!
>>676679Haha, yeah I'm dead myself, RAOH WILL GO TO HIS ROOM AND SLEEP WITH NO SUPPER NOW
>>676682He'd better if he doesn't want five across the face. Okay, I'm gone for reals this time.