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Anonymous
If you run really fast then you can jump long distances across buildings. (Wait, we learned that in the matrix)
Old Black dudes make for cool teachers (wait, we learned that in the matrix)
Getting your ass kicked doesn't mean much, cuz when you wake up, you'll pretty much be fine (Wait, we learned that in the matrix too)
When you slow things down in your mind, you can react faster (uummm)
When your life is about to take a dramatic change, a beautiful woman will appear over your shoulder out of no where (Wait, didnt trinity do that in the matrix?
When tasked with killing the man who killed your father, he will turn out to be your father. (MATRI- no wait, that one goes to star wars)
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