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Anonymous
SAD NEWS IN THE SPARTAN TIMES!

Last night, at 1:30 AM, King Leonidas was driving his Cavalier south down I-94, and he lost control.
The car rolled several times, and he died.
>> Anonymous
ever hear of a seatbelt? its a lifesaver
>> Anonymous
spartans dont wear seatbelts. seatbelts are for boy fucking atheans.
>> Anonymous
nice touch with the blur on his face though
>> Anonymous
lmao the little rearview mirror broke off
>> Anonymous
TWO HANDS ON THE WHEEL!
>> Anonymous
did anyone notice he has a Dale Earnhardt shirt on?
>> Anonymous
ORIGINAL PLZ
>> Anonymous
>>446346
it's on themot somewhere, i dunno
>> Anonymous
Haha. Awesome /gif/. But he had it coming to be honest, not in a "I want to beat your head into the pavement" sort of way, but....no seatbelt, and driving around with one arm?
>> Anonymous
original had something to do with driving while extremely drowsy or on drugs or someshit.

there was a vid of it somewhere on punchbaby.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit i need the original
>> Anonymous
>>446336
Spartans love NASCAR
>> Anonymous
>>446325
Yeah, those fuckers don't even wear ARMOR in a WAR, let alone would they wear a seatbelt.

That's one small thing that made me dislike the movie to a degree. Battling against thousands with deaths few and far between....with only a helmet and shield to keep outnumbered odds from killing you.
>> Anonymous
>>446391
Why badasses need armor? Pssh, fucking pussies.
>> sempai's pleasurous nutrients !UXYkIpCvwg!!a9z
>>446391
why on earth would a stylized fictional movie bother you in regards to realism?
>> Anonymous
>>446397
It doesn't "bother me". Why everyone wants to jump onto some assumption based on any little thing here at 4chan, I don't know. It just seemed a bit corny, that's all.

But if you want to try that kind of argument, why would they even bother with gravity? And why are there no eyelazers? Hate to break it to you, but even fictional movies cling to a sense of realism.
>> Anonymous
So what's the story on this accident anyhow?
>> Anonymous
>>446400
*snooooooooooooooooore*
>> Anonymous
>>446425
its pretty old, lurk moar.
>> Anonymous
>>446426
Sure it is old... doesn't necessarily mean anybody is going to know the story on it. All the more to make it harder to know about.
>> Anonymous
sweet new twist on an old gif...

win!!!
>> Anonymous
>>446412
bait car setup. driver was drunk i think.
>> Anonymous
>>446474
fail.
>> PyroKittens
Epic fail
>> Anonymous
>>446319
you sir are a winrar
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
holy fuck, I am going to buckle up every time now.
>> buffnonymous
I-94 GOES EAST AND WEST DUMBASS
LURK MOAR!
>> Anonymous
this gif sucks.

1 facial expression? fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail
>> Anonymous
>>446391
They didn't need armor... it slowed them down. All those fuckers they killed wore armor, didn't do shit.
>> Anonymous
>>446529

That's probably why he crashed.
>> Anonymous
>>446552

My question is why was there a camera in the car.
>> Anonymous
why is it so bright out at 1:30 AM?
>> Anonymous
It could be worse, he could have gotten shot with a shit load of arrows or something.
>> Anonymous
slowest freaking reaction times ever.
he must have been going of the road for like a half a min before he even tried to use two hands
>> Anonymous
no u
>> Blank
armor is for smart people. if you think that smart=pussy than sure, you're right. :P

btw with a seatbelt on you can use two hands on the steering wheel instead of using one of them to brace yourself in the seat.

seatbelts save lives, period.
>> Anonymous
>>446794

Not really, armour can be constricting, it's incredibly heavy stuff, even chainmail weights an absolute ton.

If you have the skills, you don't need armour, the spartans were incredibly well trained soldiers, most of the enemies they were going against were pathetic slaves. They also held a pass where their numbers did not matter, as was stated several times.

If I were the persians, after the first wave got decimated, I would've just sat there and launched arrows at them, it would take a while, but they'd all die eventually.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
>>446842
plus they had shields the size of god
>> Anonymous
>>446529
Unless you are going from Chicago to Milwaukee, then it goes north and south
>> Anonymous
My car flipped over once, had my belt on luckily, but I had like just put it on minutes before the crash. I have good karma.