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So I'm riding home one night Anonymous
.....and the driver strikes up a conversation. Seems pleasant enough. Mentions how he'd like to travel, but he put down roots and has never left the state. Starts going off about the financial crisis, and my ears perk up when he starts using the word "Libs". Not even just saying it but sort of snarling it with disdain, using it perhaps four, five times a sentence. I suddenly realized I might fucking die in that cab, so I thought quickly and began to play along. Years of trolling /b/ served me beautifully, I was able to roll with the guy's crazy "Obama is a marxist muslim" crap as if I believed it too, I even piled it on and before long the two of us were laughing and building up a repetoire.

I brought up Palin, and he goes "Nooo, I like Palin." I stare at his eyes, in the rear view mirror as they begin to glaze over. "Reaaaalllly? Come on, level with me." He sighs and stays silent for maybe ten seconds and starts up again. "No, I...I do. I like her. All the bad things were liberal spin in the media." I assured him I had formed my own opinion of her independent from the media but he seemingly couldn't compute this, coming back every time with "No, no, the liberal media got to you."
>> Anonymous
It's as if where his independent thinking faculties shouldn't been there were only contextual triggers which would endlessly return canned talking points in response to the correct prompts. I kept trying to budge him from it and get him to concieve that maybe I had formed my own opinion and nonetheless disagreed about Palin but there was a twinge of irritation in his voice, and what can I say? Let the wookiee win.

We stopped in front of my apartment and I climbed out, mentioning oh so casually as I did so:

"I'm for Obama by the way, so my vote will cancel out yours. Keep the CHANGE."

What I really, honestly did not expect is that he would FUCKING LUNGE at me over the back seat, I jumped back and made a beeline for my front door. I heard his tires peeling behind me as he brought his sights to bear on my skinny white ass. I cried out for help, and as the cab came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'!
>> Anonymous
+1
>> Anonymous
Where is this copypasta'd from?
>> Anonymous
at first i was like :| but then i was like :D
>> age Anonymous
That's good shit dude.
>> Anonymous
so, then what happened?
>> Anonymous
>>1356051

Well, after he finished making up his story about teh evol Rethuglican, he went on /b/ and posted it. Then someone else thought it would be the extreme height of cleverness to post it on /gif/.