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Anonymous
AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
>> Anonymous
OH GEEZ THE SPEED IS TURNED UP TO 11
>> Anonymous
god i want a girlfriend
>> Anonymous
or a warm oraphis to penatrate </3
>> Anonymous
>>358364

Orifice is the correct spelling. I personally don't find footjobs too great (op here, btw), but a fellow /b/tard /r/'d sum footjobs. I'm good like that. I donate footjobz to 4chan.
>> Anonymous
source?
>> Anonymous
>>358360
go get one then, you arent gonna get one by staying indoors and fapping to /b/ all day
>> Anonymous
What is a girlfriend? And how does one obtain one?
>> Anonymous
>>358668
no idea. :(
>> AE
>>358668
I saw one in a movie once.
>> Anonymous
>>358668

I think they drop in UBRS, pretty rare though.
>> Saint_Dumbass
1.Have Thousands of dollars
2.Spend said dollars on a female
3.Have said female give nothing back
4.Repeat Steps 1-4
>> Anonymous
1.Have Thousands of dollars
2.Spend said dollars on a female
3.Have said female give nothing back
4.Repeat Steps 1-4
5.Get drunk.
6.Take her clothes off.
7.???????
8.Wait nine months for a weaboo baby.
>> Anonymous
>>358973
If you have to give her thousands of dollars of stuff, no wonder she wont give back. You have to be a bit smarter than that and have some standards besides 'ZOMG HUGE TITS.'
>> Anonymous
>>359020
He goes to 4chan and is obviously misogynistic (or gay), so be reasonable when you set the bar.
AMIRITE?