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Anonymous
have you ever met a girl that actually wanted and LIKED getting a facial?
>> Anonymous
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>met a girl

hahaha, oh wow
>> Anonymous
strangely yes. she'll take it anywhere but the mouth.
>> Anonymous
Truthfully? Only one. A crazy brunette who was into s/m, humiliation, all that stuff. Or maybe it was because she was from Oklahoma. Maybe that explains it.

Fun while it lasted. Ended badly.
>> Anonymous
>>1263052
haha how did it end?
>> Anonymous
>>1263054
If you're with a crazy s/m chick whose limits exceed your own, don't ever, EV4R let her tie you up "just for a change."

That is all. *sniffle* I don't want to talk about it anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>1263059
haha ouch
>> Anonymous
>have you ever met a girl

No.
>> Anonymous
yes

MY WIFE
>> Anonymous
>>1263018
She likes that it turns me on. And she likes making me cum on her anywhere, the face was just the natural progression.
>> BARNABY JONES
>>1263059
failure, all real men take it up the ass with pride.
>> Anonymous
nope, i've gotten at least 5 girls to take one and they all don't like it.
>> Anonymous
Its better when they don't like it.
>> Anonymous
>>1263080
Whoa whoa! Be cool man. I didn't take anything up the pooper. What has 4chan done to us that this is the first thing we assume?!?

Bitch choked me until I passed out. Seriously uncool.
>> Anonymous
>>1263018
>have you ever met a girl that actually wanted and LIKED getting a facial?
I've met a few that would put up with it, but I could tell they never really liked it.
>> Anonymous
I had a girl who loved it, but she liked to swallow it more.

Also, never ever ever give a black girl a facial. You risk getting it in their hair, and thus invoking her wrath
>> Anonymous
>>have you ever met a girl ...?

Corpses count?
>> Anonymous
>>1263214
WOW i totally didn't see that coming!
>> Anonymous
The one girl I've dated swallowed so I settled for that.
>> Anonymous
my second GF loved it on her face. My third would tollerate it no where besides in her pussy. I guess that evens things out.
>> Anonymous
uh can i get the story on OP's pic? What is going on there?
>> Anonymous
Current GF fucking LOOOOOVES it in her face. She always wants me to pull out and cum on her tits or in her face. Then she likes to lick it up and play with it and talk about how she's my "cumslut."

She likes to rub it into her clit and masturbate with it. It's so fucking hot I can't even describe it. Getting her on birth control had the best side effect ever when I discovered she liked to do this sort of thing.

>>1263210
>>You risk getting it in their hair, and thus invoking her wrath

Haha, it's so true.
>> Anonymous
I think the real question is...who has met a guy who DOESN'T want to give a girl a facial? amirite?
>> Anonymous
i dont see the point in cumming on them, id rather have them suck and swallow :)
>> Anonymous
>>1263018

yeah my girlfriend
>> Anonymous
I actually don't mind it.
I like being cummed on, it doesn't matter where. But my favorite is swallowing.
>> Anonymous
>>1263217
GTFO 4chan if you didn't see that one.
>> Anonymous
>>1263018

Yeah, last girl i was with loved it on the face.
>> Anonymous
My girlfriend is into some freaky shit, like when she gave me a rimjob, completely out of the blue and unasked for....but she doesn't like to get cum anywhere on her.

We don't trust the pill, so I haven't cum inside her yet, but when she sucks me off, she likes to have me cum in her mouth, though she spits afterwards.

I just wish she'd cut her fucking nails before she tries to finger my asshole.
>> Anonymous
What's going on in OP's pic?
>> Anonymous
>>1263449

Bump.
>> Anonymous
>>1263018
nope never have, my gf wouldn't let me, no matter how much i wanted lol :( she sucks but doesn't swallow so im like wtf and no facials either gotta find a way to change her mind lol
>> Anonymous
>>1263439

>>We don't trust the pill...she spits afterwards.

Perhaps you need to explain to her that she can swallow it without the risk of pregnancy.
>> Anonymous
>>1263052

...Where in Oklahoma? I am yet to meet women like that here.
>> Anonymous
wow, this is all very /gif/-related...
>> Anonymous
I had a friend who requested it of another friend of mine, once.
>> Anonymous
My girlfriend is fine with it anywhere on her body. Her face...she's paranoid of. First time we tried I got it in her eye, and she hasn't wanted to do it since. Hates it when I cum in her mouth also. It makes her gag.
>> qwerty
>>1263018
yep :) fun times
>> Anonymous
i love it, just not in my hair. but i don't get mad
>> Anonymous
Seriously you guys.

Imagine having a massively sick person sneeze all over your face. That's what getting a facial is like. And then sometimes there just "happens" not to be any tissues around and you can't walk out into the hall with cum all over your face, so you have to wipe it off on your hands and lick, but by then it's gotten cold and gross, and then the last little bits dry on your face, and even when you think you've washed it all off a little somehow managed to get into your hair and dry. Not cool. What's so goddamn special about having your baby batter all over a girl's face?

And that is why I swallow. Speaking of which, any girl who professes to "like" it when you come in her mouth but spits after does not like it.
>> Anonymous
yes. it's amazing.
>> Anonymous
I don't think she likes it in the face, mainy because it gets fucking everywhere... so I usually cum in her mouth because she finishes way before I do. I'm not sure she likes it in the mouth either but oh well.
>> Anonymous
>>1263018
My wife.
>> Anonymous
my gf will let me cum inside her mouth, she won't swallow though and she doesn't even like the taste of cum. Tried cumming on her face once, went up her nose - haven't tried since...
>> Anonymous
I know a chick that loves getting a facial from me.

>>1263068
^ this guy's wife.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Every gf I dated did not like it on the face. Anywhere else was fine
>> Anonymous
my girlfriend loves it.

but she really gets annoyed if it goes in her eyes on in her hair.
>> Anonymous
>>1263563

Seriously now, you're the one with the sick imagination. It's cum not snot. If you always see it as mucus, you're the one with problem. I bet that you don't complain when you sit on his head and wet his entire face. Speaking of which, if he refuses to go down on you, dump that looser and find someone who loves your pussy more than your mouth.

Also, I don't understand why you're needing to lick it up when there aren't tissues. You shouldn't be having sex in or around anything that you can't stand getting loves liquids on like used sheets, an old shirt, a dirty sock, etc.
>> Anonymous
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Lol.
>> sage
>>1263563
speaking for myself its another way to say "i love you". no rly its a very intimate thing in my opinion and thats what makes it so special. getting sex is pretty easy. getting to squirt on/in a girl is not so easy.
>> Anonymous
Swallow or fail.
>> Anonymous
I won't date a girl who doesn't like it - I ask them all on the first date and if they say no I just leave.
>> Anonymous
>>1263563
Truth, that. My girl follows the same reasoning.

>>1263848
People like you are why we are glad RealDolls exist; so you can use them, and thus fail to breed.
>> Anonymous
>>1263641
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU7XM3cNDcE
>> Anonymous
Actually, my g/f genuinely likes getting a facial.

Her reasoning is because "I dunno.. It turns me on because it's dirty and not normal"

To be honest. I am lucky /b/ - I truly am
>> Anonymous
>>1264112
>> Anonymous
i know a girl that likes it.

she's the only chick i've talked to about racials that says she likes it.
>> Anonymous
>>1264113
Yes?
>> Anonymous
>>1264112
You sir are a troll, I aint falling for it
>> Anonymous
I haven't even been with anybody ever, nor got any kind of sex. And propably never will.
>> Anonymous
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>> Anonymous
>>1264124
Nah - No troll here..

Just said /b/ because OP is clearly a /b/tard

Sorry to upset you, sir.
But I would now ask that you kindly fuck off.
>> Anonymous
>>1263018

My fiance, its one of the reasons that she's my fiance.
>> Anonymous
>>1264133

Good man!
>> Anonymous
>>1264138

Thanks, I wouldn't ever dream of letting this one get away. She's kinkier that I am, and thats hard to believe.
>> Anonymous
>>1263310
i totally agree. swallowing is way hotter!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>1264126
rofl noob
>> Anonymous
>>1264141
>>She's kinkier that I am, and thats hard to believe.
>>She's fatter than I am, and that's hard to believe.
Fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>1264187
clever troll
>> Anonymous
>>1264191
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