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Anonymous
I NEEDS PROOF OF THESE
*Squueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~
>> Anonymous
Its called a buttered-cat-toast array.
>> Anonymous
Toast always lands butter side down
Cat always lands on feet
. . .what if you butter the back of a cat?
. . .. . . . .Cat Explodes
......third cat I lost this week :(
>> this Anon
The schematic is backwards. You have to tape the butter side bread to the bottom of the cat's feet, then you drop it. The cat will spin to land on it's feet and then the bread will spin to land butter side down, thus anti-gravity. The key is that the kitten will not land on its back and the bread will not land plain side down. If the kitten can land on its feet or the bread can land butter side down, gravity succeeds. Thus, your image is fail.
>> Anonymous
no if you put the butter toast on the back of the cat with the butter faceing away from the cat then the toast will try to land butter side down, thus the cat will be upside down and want to flip to land on feet in which case the butter will be on top wanting to land butter side down and try to flip the cat. it would be the exact same effect of tapeing the toast butter side up on the cats feet but with less effort. as this is what the gif shows it is not in fact fail but since you had to try and make your self look badass with out putting a moments thought into it you have become fail

enjoy

I still need to pick up another cat. Every time I butter the back of a cat and toss it it explodes
>> the unicorn Lord !4HLpXn8cJg
>>1312179
what happens if you butter both sides?
>> Anonymous
Then the paradox will always be true, since it will always land with 1 side butter side down and the other, butter side up.
>> Anonymous
DIVIDING BY ZERO
>> Anonymous
>>1313195
Truth. The law states that a piece of toast will alwys land butter side down, with no reference to the other side being buttered or not.


However, i propose an experiemnt. One side is buttered, one side has jam (jelly for yankfags). Which side will it land on, as in the case of a piece of toast with jam on one side, and nohing on the other, the toast will always land jam side down.
>> Anonymous
actually mythbusters proved that toast doesnt always land butter side down

..so......
>> Anonymous
..and if the cat eats the toast then the cat will invert upon itself creating a wormhole!
>> Anonymous
Guys I just tried it and the toast landed butter side down but as soon as it did my cat's legs bent and landed on the ground right with it, so now I have dirty toast and a cat with four broken legs, thanks alot jackasses.
>> Anonymous
>>1313278
umm mythbusters also said resonance frequencies don't exist so, I wouldn't believe a bunch of special effect fags for commercials that broadcasted in the 90's over real science
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>1313367
Oh really ? I must have missed that comment, seeing as they use that very measurement in pretty much any sound wave related myth they deal with.
>> Anonymous
>>1313367
they never said that. they said the brown note dosent exist. they proved resonance frequencies exist with the earthquake machine as well as the glass shattering episodes.
>> Anonymous
>>1313510
A bunch of fags watch south park and say OMG BROWN NOTE.

The brown note was recreated in Salmon Arm, B.C Canada in Ezrock radio station. It can't be sent over thrue the radio. They just used the equipment there.

The brown note exists.
>> Anonymous
>>1314370
I would also like to add that mythbusters fakes A LOT of it. For example. Look at the episode were they shoot a rocket at the car. Slow it down frame by frame. The back of the car explodes as the missle gets to the front.
>> Anonymous
>>1314375

i would like to add that your mom fakes a lot of it
>> Anonymous
>>1314425

Obviously you're not up to the task
>> massive lulz... anon
& intrigue was provided by this thread xD o.o
>> Anonymous
>>1314375
what eps that >:3
>> Anonymous
>>1314656
supersized episode

>>1313510
no, it was in the one with the robot feet that was supposed to collapse a bridge

except you can't just make up a frequency and put poorly designed machines on it and say "Its busted"

I guess they can ask the bridge what its resonance frequency is 0_o
>> Anonymous
>>1313124
Wouldn't the catbread just spin infinitely, rolling upon the ground, as both ends can and will exert force to touch it?

Whereas the breadcat can't actually touch the ground at all. Or perhaps tear itself apart.
>> Anonymous
>>1313370
That actually works quite well.