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>> Anonymous
are ya followin' me, camera guy?
>> Anonymous
BONK
>> Anonymous
we can't do this all day
>> Anonymous
I guess that's why they call it the SHAMwow XD
>> Anonymous
You'll be saying "WOW" every time.
>> Anonymous
beware of imitators
>> Anonymous
Shamwow is made in Germany.
>> Anonymous
the germans make great things
>> Anonymous
It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge
>> Anonymous
it acts like a vacuum
>> Anonymous
this commercial is so fake, look at when he spills soda in the carpet. its leaking like crazy underneath then all of the sudden theres no soda under when hes gonna use the shamwow, FAKE!
>> Anonymous
jeebus, its like you guys are not even trying
anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>1285436
way to bust that myth!
>> Anonymous
8 shamwows
>> Anonymous
Wiki nailed this guy, and IMHO he's a genius salesman.

Shamwow commercial

Offer, who appeared on infomericals for his movie and also sold kitchen utensils at a swap meet, appears as a spokesman in a commercial for Shamwow absorbent towels that began airing in the spring of 2008. Offer's work on the ad received some comment in the media. Slate.com's Seth Stevenson praised Offer for his "impressive and subtle mastery of the pitchman's art" and wondered if Offer's "abrasive manner might also mark a unique, new strategy in the annals of pitchdom." Stevenson compared Offer to earlier, gentler television pitchmen like Billy Mays and the Home Shopping Network hosts and concluded that Offer's "smooth-talking condescension" was more suited to the present zeitgeist than the "earnest fervor" of spokesmen like Mays and Ron Popeil.[5]

Stevenson noted that Offer's "hectoring tone... makes us feel like idiots for even entertaining the notion of not buying a Shamwow." Offer even berates his own crew with "You followin' me, camera guy?" At one point in the ad, Offer makes the dubious claim "You're gonna spend $20 every month on paper towels, anyway" and "seems truly dumbfounded that anyone might fail to see the wisdom of dropping 28 bucks (including shipping) on a set of rags."
>> Anonymous
>>1285460

I say we assasinate him. Actually, he doesnt deserve that term. Lets murder him!
>> Anonymous
>>1285460
when i first saw this guy i turned to my friend and called him the antithesis of billy mays. that wikipedia article copied me
>> Anonymous
He sure does know how to sell something that costs 8 cents to manufacture for 20 dollars.

I sold Kerby Vacuum cleaners for 2 weeks and learned all the tricks in the book for suckering people into buying a machine that only cost about 40 dollars to manufacture for 4000 dollars. The entire industry of Sales Pitching garbage products is something of a cult in and of itself. I wasn't surprised to learn that Vince took some Scientology courses.
>> Anonymous
How well does it absorb jizz? Would it make a good jack rag? If it works as well as he says, it could become the new cum catcher for all of /gif/. Someone email him for some free samples, hint at an official 4chan endorsement.
>> Anonymous
really?

my mom bought a set of these, and got an extra set for free, so she gave me the extra set. i haven't really used them yet since i just got them, but they're pretty neat.
>> Anonymous
The shamwow actually really works. I had a leak under the sink and would wrap it around the pipe and just take it off and squeeze it out at the end of everday. No mess
>> Anonymous
Why the fuck does he remind me of a scout.
>> Anonymous
lazyeye shamwow guy
>> Anonymous
>>1285596
SHAMFUCKINGWOW!
>> Anonymous
I have to admit I would buy bags of dogshit if this guy was selling it. He's got a feverish energy and moves almost with a rhythm.
>> Anonymous
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The guy is Vince Offer