Portals!
the cake is a lie!
was the fucking yourself with portals debate ever reach a conclusion.
/gif/, where correct grammar is no longer important.
>>854968Now you're thinking with portals
>>854968Apparently you can now use portals to transcend past/present/future tense.
>>854968yes, it wont work unless you can move the portal itself since you pelvis moves forward at the same rate as you penis.
>>854968You could probably butt fuck yourself, but you'd need a narrow space like a closet. You would, however, come out of the closet a little more ashamed.
the cake is a lie
I did this
COMPANION CUUUUUUUUUUBE
>>854968you could orally pleasure yourself quite easily at least...
>>855420You've thought about this, haven't you?
In portals, I once placed a camera in between two adjacent portals.As it began to tip over, the tip of the camera went through the portal, bumping the bottom of the camera, effectively hitting itself into the portal.
http://www.crinale.com/index.php?topic=124.0
>>855427I once placed a chair between two adjacent portals just so that the back of the chair would get caught on the space between them. It ended spinning around the space at WTF speeds.
>>855503I always thought that if you moved something across the space between portals, it would instantly slice it in half as two parts of the object are suddenly brought into reality at two different locations.
You could rob a bank so easily. A portal in the bahamas, a portal in the safe: WIN!
>>855514I'd fight crime with it. Portalman! Awaaaaay!
>>855564wasn't he in spiderman already?
>>855503Explain. I've visualised this a few different ways.
>>854926man, i have the fucking game, but i dont have directX 9...
>>855594HA HA!
>>855594fail
>>855575He was defeated when spiderman used the portals against him, using his spider sense he found the right portal so his fist would end up in the guys face.He did the trick mentioned in>>855514He made a pile of moneybags dissapear this way.