given the chance? You'd fuck the shit out of her
oh hell no, i'd rather fuck a dog than that diseased crab-infested whore
>>354942Unfortunately, I must agree.
That is disgusting trampI am glad i hate it.
Add a few pounds, and lose the disease and Ill consider it.
DO NOT WANT
maybe 10 years ago
i'd rather fuck gallagher's melon
>>354940If she looked like that gif, or that one phone book commercial all the time, and didn't have that diseased look, then yes.
Minus the rotting cooch, I would have to say yes
I would let her eat crackers in my bed. Mostly just because she is rich.
>>354993three stipulations1) tape her ear-blistering squack box2) in the pooper3) don't stare into the damn camera!!
yeah i'd fuck her and cum in her lazy eye
>>354940Seen it in real life. It's hideous. I thought my eyes got contracted something from looking at her and her bare non-existant breasts.
So you're all gonna sit there and tell me. 4chan users have standards that rise above Paris Hilton? Literally, if someone lined up Paris bent over, ready and willing, and a dog, you'd fuck the dog? Who's a sick crab-infested whore now?
>>355069Paris?
>>355069the dog is cleaner.
The asian with the horn is hotter
i wouldnt fuck her with ur dick
i have no opinion of this woman
I would grudge fuck the shit out of her just to say I did.
I'd raep her with a huge dildo
id put a 12 inch diameter strap on on, backwards, then fuck her like that so as to not get any of her cunt juices mixing with my own and giving me aids
anybody got the gif of her getting a broken polu impaled into her skull, like in House of Wax.
If the choice was to either stick my dick in this pseudohuman abomination or cut it off and burn it I'd cut it off.
Probably not. I like women, not girls that look like ten year old boys.
>>355195Sure you would.Now try and write a response like a grown up
Every man and his dog fucks her...I'd kick her in the uterus, just to be original.
Naah.. I like a girl with caddillac hips, wit, and intellegence. Three strikes, Paris.
>>355217He's right ya know, razor thin hip, dumb as a stone and the personality of Ellen DeGeneres . . . a real WINRAR
>>355222Hey, Ellen actually has a personality, intelligence, and a nice figure under the boy clothes. She's a goddess compared to Paris.
>>given the chance? You'd beat the shit out of herFixed.
>>given the chance? You'd fuck the shit into herFixedStick it in her pooper
>>355266All it takes to look better than Paris is boobs. As in like...any...
>>355313My girlfriend was visiting paris last summer and I told her to go to the back entrance of the Hilton in Paris and go in and out until someone asked her what she was doing
BOTOX
>>355349fixed
ah we just are at that point...someone has the rapidshit to that crappy one night in paris shit? long time not seen...
she's too skinny. I don't think banging into a coat hanger would feel all that good.