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/b/ Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
How are we holding up? Did we ever get those blankets?
>> Anonymous
I thought you died?
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307466
Wesker never dies.
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307467
Never.
>> That Gomez
Capitain Wesker,

It would seem that the numbers of your fellow /b/tards have thinned since the irrigation into 7chan. Since the crash on that side of the river, I'm... not sure many survived. 4chan feels quiet this morning. Cold.

I'm sorry for your loss
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
Goddamnit, Gomez! Why?! Why did this have to happen?!

Alright, we can get through this. Do we have an estimate on how many are left alive? Also, what's our status on shelter?

Do you think we should send a scout to see if any did survive the 7chan crash?
>> Anonymous
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Oh fuck off Wesker. I'm in charge here.
>> Anonymous
Ha Ha
You fucking suck
>> Anonymous
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and in this thread, two idiots are talking.
>> Anonymous
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>>307486
What did you say?
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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Leon, go fuck yourself in the ass.
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
>>307486
Shut up, Chris, you flaming cockfag.
>> Anonymous
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>>307488
>>307489
Both of you, shut up, i am in charge of this thread.
>> Anonymous
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Hey Wesker, you know your bitch Ada? I showed her a real good time last night.
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307491
You really want to fuck with me again, Redfeild?

Did you forget what happened in Antarctica?

I will not have you escape with your life again.
>> That Gomez
Gentlemen and Wesker! Calm down! please!

These are hard times for ALL 4channers, /b/ and /gif/ alike! This isn't the time for arguing.

The time comes now for cooperation, /b/rothers! zombies, AIDS... they've affected us all. We need to remember that.

We must rally the survivors so that we can all go home... the rest of us, anyhow.
>> Anonymous
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>>307494
I don't remember a thing

except that i kicked your ass
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307497
Really?

The ONLY time I got close to having my ass kicked there was from Alexia, if I recall correctly. And even then, I got a piece of ass afterwards.

You would have died if I really wanted you to, but I had...Other plans. I need you alive for now, Redfeild...

>>307496
At any rate, Gomez is right. We have to cooperate until this is over.
>> Anonymous
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>>307497
Oh really? I seem to remember you getting your ass kicked by Wesker, and then he took of your pants and raped you in the cold antarctic night.
>> Anonymous
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>>307502
Okay, we shall work as a team, and after this is over.

I am kicking your ass again, Wesker.
>> Anonymous
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>>307504
You shut the hell up, faggot.

Go back to your slut, Ada.
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
>>307504
I'm honoured that a government lapdog like you would stand up for me.

Except, not really.

Face it, Chris. Everyone knows about that. Even your sister knows.

She doesn't believe a word of your lies.
>> Anonymous
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>>307513
My sister is even a bigger slut than Ada.
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307518
I already know THAT, Chris.

I figured that out when I was fucking her last night.

You know, she gives great head.
>> Anonymous
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Teamwork? I took on an entire legion of "los plagas", you guys can go home and assfuck eachother.
>> Anonymous
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>>307520
Yeah, she does give great head.
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307522
You fucked your sister?

I knew it ran in the family.
>> Anonymous
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>>307523
HAHA nice one Wesker.
>> Anonymous
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>>307521
Ada helped you, a woman had to save you, go home kid. This is for the profesional zombie killers.
>>307523
She had to get it somewhere.
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307524
You know, for a goverment pet you're not too bad.

Maybe it is good that Ada didn't kill you.

>>307525
I ment being incestuous, you inbred moron.
>> Anonymous
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Hey have either of you guys seen that bitch Ashley? I gave her a nice "present" before she went home to her daddy.
>> Anonymous
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hey guys i found some glasses
>> Anonymous
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LOL what a fag
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307531
Haven't heard anything about her as of late.

>>307532
Hay, I think those are the ones Nemesis had yesterday.

Good luck with that.
>> Anonymous
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SUP GUYS
>> Anonymous
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you aren't nemesis.
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307538
No, but

>>307537
He is.

Good luck.
>> Anonymous
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HEY JILL YOU THERE?
>> That Gomez
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>>307539
And good luck to us all.

We need Blankets. We need snakes. WE NEED DONUTS. We can rebuild /b/! all 4channers! Let us raise the faggotry on high and make this a glorious kingdom, shinier than the last and with 10% more TINFOIL!
>> Anonymous
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>>307540
Hey baby whats up?
>> Anonymous
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>>307541
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, this is better than /b/.
>> That Gomez
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>>307544
That Gomez at your service. We all wish for 4chan to return to normalcy once more. For this we need cooperation.

Are you with me?
>> Anonymous
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>>307542
HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME SWEET LOVIN' FROM MY MONSTROUS ONE-EYED ZOMBIE?
>> Anonymous
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LOL HEY GUYS MIND IF I EAT ONE OF YOUR BRAINS?
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307541
I have a snake.

>>307542
Tits or GTFO
>> Anonymous
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>>307547
Can I be on top?
>> That Gomez
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>>307549
It's a good start, capitain. with a little luck the survivors might make it.
>> Anonymous
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I ate chris, is that okay?
>> Anonymous
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Also, I look like ray charles in these shades, someone go get me a piano.
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307554
Good, good...

I think we may need a camcorder in here soon, though...I mean, we need this* to be recorded in case...We...Ah, don't make it, you know?

*>>307553
>> Anonymous
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hey guys whuts goin on
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307562
Aww, it's just a big virus-haver get together isn't it!

Nice to see you again, T-001.

>>307558
Oh lord, I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>307564
No, I'm T-002 lol

T-001 is my cousin, he's mentally deficient.
>> Anonymous
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I'm T-002 dude, T-001 is my cousin, he's a fucking jackass.
>> Anonymous
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Damn that was good. Anyone got a smoke?
>> Anonymous
Is this battletoads?
>> Anonymous
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>>307569
WTF

what did you just call me?
>> Anonymous
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....
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>307569
Oh, right. I'm sorry, you two just look so alike.

>>307574
Calm down, man, there's no need to start anything, alright?
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
>>307573
Nope. It'as Amphibian Evil.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>307587
Lol ahamay
>> Anonymous
>>307587
win
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>>307587
I think I'm going to cry.

This...This is beautiful.
>> Anonymous
Is this shit seriously still going on?
>> Anonymous
I declare this thread EPIC
>> Anonymous
>>307687

Most definately.
>> Anonymous
someone save this thread for future epic thread posting
>> Anonymous
This thread wins all my internets.
>> Anonymous
>>307486
Chris I saw your sister.
>> Anonymous
POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
>>307687
>>307711
>>307712
>>307716
>>307723
I'm flattered, really.