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Anonymous
this is wonderful =)
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
One boob is bigger, bit, still wonderful :)
>> Anonymous
>>1315903
Will never have sex with a woman.
>> Anonymous
>>1315904
Hey, shut up. We, no matter how pathetic, should be allowed to complain about fuckin porn stars. They put themselves out there for us to see and fap to. They shouldn't have imperfections. Okay, that's a stretch, but stilll...as much as I love Shay, her tits are lopsided as all hell.
>> Anonymous
>>1315911
You must have a hard time fapping to anything other than hentai, since real women are obviously not meant for you.

I'd rather fap to a woman with a realistic body than some bleach-blonde, fish-lipped, gigantic and disgusting plastic titted cunt with a botox-bloated face.
>> Anonymous
SAUCE
>> Anonymous
Shay Laren is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
>> Anonymous
>>1315913

This isn't a matter of expecting perfection. It's a matter of expecting one breast to not be twice the size of the other. That's just freakish.
>> Anonymous
>>1315913
I don't think you got what I was saying. I like real women, too. Fake tits, and in fact fake anything, are my biggest turnoff. And hentai...I don't do that weird cartoon shit. I clearly stated I do like Shay. But we should be allowed to complain, even about the women we do like, when it comes to getting naked on camera for all of us to enjoy.
>> Anonymous
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Anyone complaining about her body is a pedantic faggot
>> Anonymous
>>1315933
for all you know your brother/mother/sister/cousin could be one of those that jerks/gets off to tranny porn or scat. That shit is gross. Why can you complain about her being fake or not fake or one tit is this many centimeters biggers or this nipple points that way but the other isn't symmetrical? BUT they can't complain that this chick doesn't have a dick and balls, I mean, she's so hot, imagine if she had a big ol dick and some fucking clean shaven balls. Or better yet, imagine if she was covered in shit or beheaded!! What makes it not okay for them to say shit like that but okay for YOU to say shit like you say. It's all the fucking same, it's a personal preference. And if you think it's okay for people to say, "hey, her tits need to be covered in shit, or she needs to be eating shit, or I wanna eat my shit just watching her" then something's wrong with you.

Nobody is perfect. I like it better that way. I like it when a girl has a weird and kinda ugly face. Why can't chicks like that be in porn? Doesn't work for you? Don't jerk off to it. Just stfu and watch it or don't watch imo.
>> Anonymous
>>1316003

sauce?
>> anonymouse
dem titties is lopsided
>> Anonymous
>>1316410
vid sucks
>> Anonymous
>>1316413

this is the correct response to any and all shay lauren gifs, pics, and videos.
>> Anonymous
Can we just get more of the first one?

Ill watch anything with her...
>> Anonymous
who's the first bitch
>> Anonymous
>>1316494
So is "you'll never have anyone as beautiful".

Lopsided tits or not, she's gorgeous. Besides, asymmetry is interesting.
>> Anonymous
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Don't get me wrong- Mz. Laren is nice to look at. But what bothers me isn't the lopsidedness.

(Please excuse the lack of animation for the purpose of visually expounding.)
>> Anonymous
>>1316684
Sometimes you just need a little sag.
>> Anonymous
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/cozmo_nti/Yourargument.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>1316003
>>1316410
http://jj.am/gallery/v/PronGIFs/?g2_page=5
>> Anonymous
who has the one with shay putting on jeans?
>> Anonymous
so this is amazing and all, but why no nipple?
>> Anonymous
>>1316065
You fucking idiot.
We can say whatever we want whenever we want.
Go back to china.
>> Anonymous
>>1316684
Are you a fucking idiot?
Natural tits don't sit up, round and perky all the fucking time. Larger natural breasts get pushed down by a force you might be familiar with, you know... gravity?
>> Anonymous
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Heres to anon who asked for the Shay Laren Jeans gif.

Yes, I know, Im awesome.
1 billion internets to me now please.
>> Anonymous
>>1316742

on my way back to china. thanks!
>> Anonymous
>>1316065

Are you like, 12 years old?
>> Anonymous
ITT: Samefags arguing
>> Anonymous
>>1316716
wat
>> Anonymous
Complaining about Shay Laren is a case of "Oh no! Two women like me! They are both beautiful! My wallet is too small for all my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!"
>> Anonymous
>>1316689
FUCK S.A.G. Fuck them straight in their asses- wait what are we talking about?
>> Anonymous
>>1316003
Complain? I idealize her body faggot.
>> Anonymous
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best gif is best
>> Anonymous
Hustler says she loves smart weirdos
>> Anonymous
>>1317028
Yeah, like she'll go for any of you thirty year old faggolas.
>> Anonymous
Does she do any harder scenes or just the flashing, stripping etc?
>> Anonymous
Who is the original bitch? NAME PLEASE
>> Anonymous
>>1317027
sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>1316742
China? What? 12? I just think it's stupid to say this or that about shit you don't need to watch or can't change.
>> Anonymous
Shay Laren's lopsided tits are like the fedex arrow. Once you see it, its all you see.
>> Anonymous
>>1317161

Believe me, that's the only good part of the video.