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Oh Canada, Our Home in Zombie Infested Land, True Patriot Love, Blowing off A Zombie's Head... o_o
Anonymous
Holy crap. I didn't realize this type of thread existed. (I need to look at some of the cleaner sections for a change lol.)
Alright, Canadian (lol) zombie exterminator here. As an ex-reservist I gotta go with familiarity. C7 assault rifle (basically the Canadian M16). I'd take the fuckers out with 3 round bursts to the head (which the C7 actually has a setting for). Note to skeptics:
1. C7s are easily attained in any Canadian armory (been in them so I know where all the kit is locked up)
2. C7s take standard NATO 5.56mm ammo which you can get at any department store (Canadian Tire, Home Depot, Walmart, etc.)
3. C7s are modern assault rifles and are very easy to use, not to mention aim. Hitting zombie heads would be a synch. C7s hardly kick either. Easy Peasy.
4. Oh ya each standard C7 comes with a rather expensive scope effective at in low-light as well as at night with minor help from very low light sources. Effective 800 yards.
5. Like its sister the M16 (and other assault rifles) the C7 can take bayonets and grenade attachments, and is effective as a club when you've fired your last round.
6. Did I say fire your last round? When fighting zombies always save the last round for yourself, unless you're protected a lady with big jubblies, in which case it's clobberin' time.
7. For Melee? aluminum bat all the way. Familiarity, effective blunt force trauma to zombie heads, no downtime pulling out blades, no fatal chips and cracks to worry about.
Note: If youre going to break into an armory for supplies, then baring hordes of zombie soldiers, youve got the perfect pre-made base, complete with meds, rations (5year shelf life), laundry, kitchen, showers, and washroom facilities. Also even small armories will have some nice belt-fed light machine guns, and 50cals. Youd find howitzers there too, but good luck operating those.
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