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President Obama's plan Anonymous
This is how Obama would solve the financial crisis if he was President.
>> Anonymous
If at least it was funny.
>> Anonymous
If posting this shit were a bannable offense, half of 4chan would be gone.

I wouldn't shed any tears.
>> Anonymous
Fyi, the President is elected in November, but doesn't take office until January...
>> Anonymous
I think its moderately amusing. Not as funny as Paulson saying "future administrations" are to blame for the current economic fuck-up.
>> Anonymous
lets take a look at the presidential timeline...
Reagan- improved our economy, also a Democrat.
Bush- destroyed our economy, was a Republican
Clinton- Yay for low unemployment rates, Democrat
Bush- The country is in a huge pile of shit, Republican.
that side, Obama offers a much better future. We're heading towards another Depression. I don't know about you guys, but I like to shower every day. I'm pretty sure that there has been a few African Americans who have proved that not everyone with a dark skin tone is a fucking nigger (that is not to say that niggers don't exist). And he doesn't have ties to Al Quada. We would have found out by now. like found solid proof. So get the dick out of your mouth and look at some facts. Maybe we're not ready to have a black president, but we cant have another fucking Republican in office.
>> Anonymous
>>1341964

Reagan was a republican you fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>1341964
>Reagan- improved our economy, also a Democrat.

you almost had me there anon
>> Anonymous
sage for not knowing that reagan was a republican and sent us into a recession with bullshit, trickle-down fail-enomics.
>> Anonymous
The most stupid fucking .gif ever.
>> Anonymous
>>1341941
lol reagan democrat.....thats just fuked up
>> Anonymous
>>1341970
Double-sage for the stupid liberal.
>> Anonymous
stupid gif is stupid
>> God-Emperor of Mankind
OK normmaly I don't expects an economics thread on /gif/ but here we go numb nuts

Clinton was by far the worse thing to happen to America, He stopped all government spending, to untrained people that sounds good, but when the government stops spending thats money not going back to the people. he raised taxes so the government would have even MORE money, and the people less money.

America is a free market system, that means the money circulates in a round motion, the buisnesses give money to the people ( workers) the people give money to the buisnesses ( customers) somewhere in there the government takes money to keep bandits from killing you ( taxes) and spends them on thinks like weapons, health and civic duities ( workers)

Because of Clinton's economic policies, that money curculation slowwed badly, creating the poor work enviroment. On top of that he started a massive trade deficit with China, the free market system doesn't work like that. Now Money is circulating slowly, buissnesses are not making much because people aren't spending, and now the government is basicaly giving money to China. This couldn't get worse unless all the culminating moments happend within years of eachother. Which will result in our current economy
>> God-Emperor of Mankind
>>1342829
Unfortunatly it takes a span of 6-10 years for economic policies to take effect, so essentaily Clinton would get off Scott-free with the market crash, and the next guy would feel the burn ( Sorry Bush).

Now How the Stock Market works. Stocks are in a roundabout way money a buisness has. and in times of crisis people like to take money from their stocks and put them in savings. This will lessen a companies money and cause all kinds of backlash. Since the economy was starting to dip already people started pulling. Usualy it stabalizes, but something happend no one fore saw, 9/11. Now people don't want to put money back into stocks, and instead put them into banks.
With the inflation Clinton caused the value of the dollar was decreasing and banks weren't holding well. So more would be pulled from the stocks. Thus buisnesses couldn't support their own weight and started to law off people and downsized. This caused massive unemployment. Without people being paid to support the market things got worse, and people began taking money from banks fearing a repeat of 1929.
>> God-Emperor of Mankind
>>1342838
This caused banks to start becoming short handed on money, so the increased all the ARMs they had out. People couldn't afford their mortgages and started loosing their houses. When there's this kind of economic trouble people can't support the economy by buying luxuries, thus causing companies to downsize more. Stocks are pulled more, money from banks pulled more, until the whole system just caves in on itself. And from there , there are few ways to bring it back.

The Funny thing is, all this would have been avoided and stabilized by 2006 if 9/11 never happend. Even funnieris Clinton RELEASED Osama Bin Laden after the USS Cole attack. Clinton, that assumed " great Leader" Let Osama Bin FUCKING Laden go after an attack on a US ship that he was LINKED to. On top of that His economic policies was the start to the proverbial snowball of economic meltdown.

All because he didn't want to buy a few tanks.. Great going America
>> Anonymous
>>1342842
Dear god you are retarded.
>> God-Emperor of Mankind
I'm God-Emperor of Mankind and I approved this message.
>> Anonymous
Shitcocking gypsycunt, why must you exsist?
>> God-Emperor of Mankind
>>1342853
no back up statement, or even an explanation?
Not even a reason as to why I am wrong?
Your argument is pretty weak bud.
>> Anonymous
Negativ-a-rooskie.
>> Anonymous
>>1342857
No, you're just fucking retarded for contributing to a topic on politics at 4-chan. Then again, the source of this clusterfuck is op, so I guess you can't be blamed.

Also, sage
>> Anonymous
People keep talking like the president has infinite powers. Everyone always forgets that acts and laws have to go through the congress. saying something was Clinton's fault or bush's fault is grossly oversimplifying the American political system. 6 months ago you talk to any republican about the Clinton surplus and they would have said "it was the republican congress that created the surplus." now, after the roots of the current crisis are being blamed on that time period, they can't wait to say it was all Clinton's fault, when in reality it's both of their fucking faults.
>> Anonymous
after what all the fucking white people from Harvard have done to our goddamn economy I say let the black people try to fix it

they fucking steal less than the people running the banks
>> Anonymous
Obama is a white person from Harvard. At least his creamy filling is white.
>> Anonymous
>>1342842
>Clinton RELEASED Osama Bin Laden after the USS Cole attack.

You really are a bulbous cretin.
>> Anonymous
>>1342829
Sweet jesus your grasp of economics is atrocious. Clinton's time had the largest job growth in decades, which is the opposite of a poor work environment. The concept of delayed economic effects is just bullshit conservative propaganda to try and take credit for the good that democratic administrations do and shift the blame for how republican ones ruin our economy.
>> Anonymous
Obama has no experience.

He has only gotten this far because he is half-black, which caused him to ride into politics on a surge of minority and young-douchebag-liberal votes.

His prior political moves, what few there are, can only be described as poor at best. His involvement with extreme black-power organizations and corruption politicians is questionable.

His entire platform is built on words and fancy slogans. He constantly contradicts himself with his stances on issues, then when they are pointed out, he dodges them and doesn't be upfront with his audience.

He will be a disasterous president if he is elected.

Don't get me wrong, McCain isn't much better, but I'm not voting for McCain, I'm voting against Obama.
>> Anonymous
>>1343088
republican congress actually

guess what type of congress we have had in these last years (IE when the "crisis" happened)

THATS RIGHT

go back to your blog
>> Anonymous
You stupid fucking democrat! All economists confirmed that 75% of the economic growth we experienced during Clinton's rein was institutionalized by Bush senior. All Bill did get was the credit and a blow job for it. FUCK OBAMA!
>> Anonymous
>> He has only gotten this far because he is half-black

Yeah because no other black or half-black people have tried and failed to run for president.
>> Anonymous
man its just killing you white people that a black man is about to be the president of the united states of america. lawlz
>> Anonymous
>>1343129
pre-chappelle show though

a;so obama is half african-arab not half african

towelhead != mlk jr.
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!!
>> Anonymous
>>1341966
Yes and no. Reagan started off as a Democrat and changed to Republican. He is even quoted as saying that he had not left the democratic party, but that the democratic party had left him. He still had the same fundamental beliefs as when he was a democrat, but at the time the democratic party was a huge pile of shit so he ran as a republican. His idol was FDR for fuck's sake.

I'd wet myself if we had a republican the quality of Reagan running.
>> Anonymous
>>1343142
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
See, that would have been funnier AND more logical if it was an attack on Voodoo economics (AKA, Failure Economics) instead of a typical anti-black thing.
>> Anonymous
>>1343127
I just recently read a study that confirmed there's a 90% chance you're a clueless fag.
>> Anonymous
Obama for the win
>> Anonymous
OMBAMA VOTER HERE THIS SHIT IS STILL FUNNY AND ALSO WHAT IF IT WORKED LOL
>> Anonymous
>>1343127

9/10 /b/tards would tell you to lurk the fuck moar
>> Anonymous
>>1343208
> (AKA, Failure Economics)

lol, this is what morons and people who don't know anything about economics actually believe