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ITT shit gifs. Because I'm sick, just like all of you.
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>>573975
sauce
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>>573972
This one is hot. The others.... not so much.
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>> Anonymous
this is some sick shit
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shit stinks
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>> Anonymous
Poo lovers.
>> Anonymous
gtfo.
>> Anonymous
>>573972

Not on the carpet! Come on!
>> Anonymous
>>574046

No shit, Sherlock.
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>>574003
UFCKING SAUCE NOW!!!!
THAT LOOKS LIKE AWESOME JAPSCAT!
>> Anonymous
>>573972
.......I just had a fucking awesome idea, some one reverse this so it looks like shes sucking it back in.
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>> Anonymous
Here's something that the general populace doesn't know, but that lifestyle scat enthusiasts are in on. If you give your girlfriend an enema every day for 3 days while she eats nothing but mango and pineapple, at the end of that period her shit will actually be sweet and delicious! Most people who see these videos assume that the shit involved is stinky and foul-tasting, but it's not the case at all. The people in these videos have purged their digestive tracts of the foods that make their shit unpalatable and only eat things that make it tasty and sweet-smelling. There's nothing "disgusting" about it at all.

Properly prepared feces is surprisingly nutritious as well as tasty! Most of the byproducts of one person are capable of being used by others, to at least some extent. Even so, it's still more nutritious than many junk foods that people eat as a matter of course, such as Twinkies or potato chips. And if the feces is prepared right, it's considerably more delicious.

Each person, once their digestive track has been prepped, has a unique flavor of shit that they produce. Many shit critics liken the complexity of flavor between one person's shit and another to that of a fine wine.
>> Anonymous
ok even if feces were healthier then junk food.
I'd still take a bag of doritos over a hunk of shit for a snack anyday.
>> Anonymous
>>574181
>Properly prepared feces is surprisingly nutritious as well as tasty!

That is the point where I realized you were full of shit. Shit is human waste, it is 'shit' that the body didn't want to use because it has NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE, thus it is impossible for shit to have any nutrition asshole.
>> Steve
>>574181
This actually goes with my theory that if shit tasted good, everyone would eat it. Usually when I bring this up, people say "I'd never eat it" but they only know it to smell awful. If it always smelled and tasted delicious, people would eat it constantly.
>> Hurtful Leper
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thanks, because now I dont have to type it.
>> Anonymous
>>574193

No further nutritional value to humans, but microorganisms can still use it.
>> Anonymous
i heard its full of vitamin c?
>> Steve
I'm gonna sell my shit online now knowing people out there want to eat it.
>> Anonymous
Even if it tasted good itd be hard to eat it just for the fact that I knew it came out an ass.
>> Anonymous
>>574176
Hahaha...Oh wow, thank you, I lol'd heartily. Also, Fukken Sav'd.
>> Anonymous
No 'chargin mah lazar' of OP?
>> Anonymous
Actually since the human digestive tract isn't 100% efficient, it does retain some nutritional value.
>> Nutritional Value of Feces ScienceBoi
Okay, class: this one's going to be brief.

Does shit have any nutritional value left in it? Yes, that's why mushrooms love it.

Does shit ever taste good after 3 days of enemas? Well, while that it a matter of opinion (I do not want to find out if I like the taste of normal shit, therefore I can't say about the altered kind) I can tell you that the person who says that the feces will smell heavenly by day three is full of, well, shit.

The digestive process goes on for each parcel of food that goes down the gullet, only elements of food that aren't digestible make it through the intestines and into the colon intact. Eating fruit might change the taste subtly, but the shit will STILL be shit as it should be mostly digested and absorbed (in a healthy human) by the time it hits the colon.