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Anonymous
godzilla could kick cloverfeilds ass any day of the week
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
maybe with his breath weapon thing. But if i recall, from mechagodzilla, and the shitty american one, man made weapons tear godzilla up. Cloverfield shrugs them off. might be a lil tougher.
>> Anonymous
>>1042430
Usually Godzilla does the same.
>> Anonymous
The shitty American version of Godzilla should never be mentioned when talking about Godzilla, the original Godzilla IF YOU REMEMBER has never been effected by standard human weapons they always used those crazy assed satelite weapons and even those wouldn't work because of Godzilla's healing abilitys around any radiation. If he fought clover he'd rape that shit
>> Anonymous
>>1042474
Ej.
From time to time they'd roll out something that'd do a number on him, though they always abandoned it by the next movie.
>> Anonymous
cloverfield sucked ass
>> Anonymous
If you recall Gozilla ripped the mechanized version a new asshole in one of those movies, by tearing its head right off and letting it hang by wires.

I have always said Godzilla and his mechanized xerox clone would do very well if they teamed up together and cloverfield does not have a chance. Not a chance, we are talking no chance in hell...
>> Anonymous
Godzilla Final Wars also was massive rappage. He fucking raped the American Godzilla in less than 15 seconds.
>> Chromer !!WtIuqkU9RQ1
>>1042519

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOISbaA2G18
>> Anonymous
Cloverfield was killed/nearly killed by a nuke. Godzilla was created by and runs on Nuclear energy. /thread.
>> Anonymous
>>1042474
amen brother testify!
>> Anonymous
>>1042567
Not a nuke you dumb mother fucker, it was a MOAB
>> Anonymous
>>1042637
no it was a DUMB
>> Anonymous
>>1042519
>>1042557
What!? That wasn't a fight that was a Jap self wank that lasted 10 seconds. Fuck I want the original to win too but make it a real fight. It lasted as long as it took the Japanese to cum watching their Godzilla beat the American one.
>> Anonymous
Go watch the movie, he fights every other monster he's ever fought. There's other ones that are just as short.

Also, it's awesome. Go watch it now.
>> Anonymous
>>1042673

True, but it couldn't have gone down any other way. Godzilla is the motherfucking personification of nuclear apocalypse. Broderick's Beast is a big lizard. A marine iguana, specifically. One that can be killed by conventional torpedoes, would've been killed by airstrike had it not somehow dodged.

Really, Godzilla versus Zilla is like Fafnir versus a tyrannosaur with glandular problems. One is a nigh-invulnerable beast of godlike stature, the other is just a really big animal.

>>1042567

Fail. Firstly, it wasn't a nuke. Secondly, there's no evidence it actually harmed the creature. The Cloverfield creature's capabilities are presently unknown; the ordnance used on it seemed to enrage it, but that doesn't mean it was actually _hurt_. For all we know, it might have just been confused.

I'm actually tempted to go with the Cloverfield kaiju, simply because we know Godzilla CAN be hurt, but I don't think we have any basis to call this match one way or the other.
>> Anonymous
>>1042709

Addendum: But Jet Jaguar could FUCK THEIR SHIT UP.
>> Gilbert Gottfried's Voice
>>1042709
>>we know Godzilla CAN be hurt

By other kaiju.
>> Anonymous
>>1042964

Well, yeah. And the Cloverfield monster seems to have that kind of firepower. despite the lack of a breath weapon or shuriken that shoot out its nose.
>> Anonymous
I think we have t take into account that Godzilla has friends that would help him such as Rodan.
>> Gilbert Gottfried's Voice
>>1042982
How does Clover seem to have that kind of firepower? He smacks buildings, any kaiju can do that.
>> Anonymous
>>1042990

There was that one scene where he zorched the Brooklyn Bridge
>> Gilbert Gottfried's Voice
>>1042998
With his tail? That scene?
>> Anonymous
>>1042990

Well, he has that kind of resilience, anyway. I'd assumed his offensive capabilities were on par with his apparent invulnerability. That might've been a bad assumption.
>> Anonymous
>>1042989

Mothra would ally with Cloverfield. Mothra is a slut like that.
>> Gilbert Gottfried's Voice
>>1043001
Like I was saying, there's no comparison because the movie itself doesn't show anything past the MOAD attack.

The real test of its survivability is to fight other Kaiju, and given what it does, its really not much better than the American Godzilla.

Smacking buildings & bridges is all well and good, but there's not a single kaiju who couldn't do that.
>> Anonymous
Eh, i think cloverfield is a pretty cool guy, he smashes buildings and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> Anonymous
>>1043006

We know it survived the MOAB. That alone puts it a league or two above Zilla. But you've got a point.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, Cloverfield would be completely fucked up by Godzilla.
>> Gilbert Gottfried's Voice
>>1043008
Surviving the MOAB, and walking away unharmed are two vastly different things.
>> Anonymous
Anyone else notice the Cloverfield monster has some of the best pectoral muscles I have ever seen... as in it has a human torso somehow inexplicably attached to its malformed body. How? Why? No idea, nothing about the movie made sense.
>> Anonymous
MOAB is a conventional bomb. godzilla is immune to conventional weapons. Godzilla is immune to nuclear attack as well. Cloverfield, if hurt by a MOAB, is not as powerful as Godzilla. Likely more agile... doesnt have death ray breath.
>> Anonymous
^^^^^ qft

bump this for great justice
>> Anonymous
>>1043152
Die in a fucking fire
>> Anonymous
What made Marlena blow up?
>> Anonymous
if i breathed fire and i could fly backwards using the fire, i'd deny ever having that ability because it makes you look so stupid.
>> Little Boy
>>1042567
there's no evidence of this.

>>1042637
there's no evidence of this.

>>1042709Fail. Firstly, it wasn't a nuke
there's no evidence of this.
>> Anonymous
>>1043283
If Im understanding correctly, your saying that theres a possibility that they used a nuke on Cloverfield. Are you fucking retarded? A nuke would have leveled New York City. And the "camera" that was used to document the whole thing would have not survived.

Godzilla would destroy Cloverfield hands down. If your talking about Mechagodzilla fucking him up, then it all depends on WHICH Mechagodzilla your talking about. The one from the 70's and 80's was made by some aliens. The ones in the newest movies were human made, but I believe one or 2 of them used a Godzilla skeleton as a basis and were fused with Godzilla DNA, thus making him as powerful if not MORE powerful.
AAAAAAAAAAAND, Godzilla is never defeated, just merely "run off". Such instances are with King Kong, Biollante, Mothra and various other movies where Godzilla is depicted as a "bad guy".
Hell it even took Mothra and King Ghidorah (yes thats right, King Ghidorah was a good guy in 1 movie) to beat him down.
Another thing to look at, is the time it takes for each monster to destroy a city. Cloverfield did a good bit of damage in New York City but never really just leveled buildings. Godzilla often goes on his rampage, and Tokyo just lies in ruins. Buildings are completely destroyed, reduced to rubble, and everything is on fire.
Comparing each monsters destructive force, Id have to say that Godzilla would destroy Cloverfield.
>> Anonymous
>>1043293
in the japan release of godzilla vs. king kong zilla fucking nukes that dumb ass monkey, they thought the stupid ape winning was more appropriate for amerikka
>> Anonymous
what the fuck is a kaiju

motherfuckin faggot weeaboos in here
>> Anonymous
>>1043299
Yes I know this, but seeing as it was really hard to get a japanese copy of that movie, pretty much everyone over here has accepted that King Kong defeated Godzilla. Even though the REAL King Kong only comes up to Godzilla's knee.
>> Anonymous
But doesn't cloverfield infect people with parasites that turn people into bombs?
>> Anonymous
>>1043308
Do you really think that would harm Godzilla? His regeneration ability would probably overcome such a small insignificant thing anyway. Btw Godzilla's nickname is King of the Monsters. Isnt Cloverfield a monster?
>> Anonymous
This is incorrect. The Cloverfield monster has already owned the entire planet, including Godzilla and his tiny testicles
>> Anonymous
>>1043312
Godzilla is asexual. Reproduces by itself. No testicles sir.
>> Anonymous
After seeing that preview Cloverfield will not even have a chance, Godzilla has over 50 years of experience fighting monsters gaining allies and taking names. The belt goes to the champion of all times: The one the only king of all monsters Godzilla sorry cloverfield come back in 50 years maybe you might stand a chance and have a few allies to help you against my main monster Godzilla...
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Nicholas Cage can take Cloverfield, Godzilla and Zilla.
>> Anonymous
>>1043355
I fucking Lol'd
>> Anonymous
Didn't J.J. Abrams originally plan to back story Cloverfield as to have been a baby monster that fell off an even larger monster's back?
>> Anonymous
>>1043194

Dunno, someone posted some viral ad or something about how the venom made her bones turn into prezzurized CO2 bombs, but not really very good ones, because a few would crack and cause the bends before any of them actually exploded with grenade force (with venom-tipped fragments).
>> Anonymous
FUCK CLAYMORE!!
>> Anonymous
>>1043405
that's the story he's said

so Cloverfield might not even be at full strength (or size) yet.
>> Anonymous
>>1043419
sauce?

the theory i kept hearing was that the parasite venom reacted with the slusho "secret ingredient" in her, and that caused the boomage. so no slusho, no boom.
>> Anonymous
I Like Cloverfield and Godzilla, but in Clover's defense he could kich the shit out of AMERICAN Godzilla!
>> Anonymous
Seconded. Godzilla has atomic breath. Cloverfield monster? Weird little mini Cloverfield monsters that wouldn't do shit to Godzilla.

There's a reason they call Godzilla King of the Monsters. He is always epic win, no matter the amount of HP lost.
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>> Little Boy
>>1043293
they said they were gonna nuke cloverfeild several times in the movie.
>> Anonymous
I never really grew up with Godzilla as a kid, so the only real info and knowledge I had about those movies was from second-hand sources and whatnot. Only Godzilla movie I'd ever seen until recently was the 2000 one, which I thought was awesome most likely because I had absolutely ZERO nostalgia connected to the shit.

I recently took it upon myself to watch a few of the Godzilla movies, to really get to know what the fuck everyone was talking about, and I'm greeted by the sight of shitty-ass effects, guys in rubber suits, and tiny little model buildings being stomped on. I outright felt embarassed watching it, and that shit sure didn't get any better as it aged. Nonsensical storyline and lowbudget effects FTW.
>> Anonymous
>>1043440

Oh come on, that's like saying someone couldn't fight off a biker gang, but he could fuck up a 3 year old girl's shit any day!
>> Kaiju
>>1043740


Are you an idiot? you do realize those movies have been out since the 50s right?


Godzilla kills cloverfield case closed.
>> Anonymous
Well in clover's defence...Matt Reeves (Director) confirmed that the monster feautured in cloverfield was infact a baby suffering from seperation anxiety. Upon stumbling new york it is confused and fumbling around causing havoc. It is then attacked, furthering the monster's unstability. Throughout the film it survives all bombings, gunfire etc. Right at the end of the credit's there is a voice on a radio or walkie talkie saying that the monster is still alive. So IF this a baby monster and it grew to full size and full power, maybe it'd have some abilities or something. I think it wouldnt win, but could pose a threat to Godzilla.
>> Anonymous
When I was a kid, I tried to watch the first Godzilla. I fell the fuck asleep.