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Anonymous
One day I was just minding my own business and suddenly these two symmetrical gelatinous masses grew on my chest.
"Mom, what are these? What is happening to me?!" I asked.
"Those are your boobs. One day they will attract men like bees to flower blossoms and your children will drink milk from them."
I didn't want boobs, but they were only the first in a long line of experiences that lead me to believe that god is an asshole.
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