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>> Anonymous
i had one. it was pretty good.
>> Daki
>>514722
Why'd you get rid of it?
>> Anonymous
fake pussy is fake.
>> Anonymous
>>514726
Broke from overuse AMIRITE?!
>> Anonymous
I'm buying one of these as soon as I can. Hopefully, they won't have gotten cheaper by then. You know how it works: "lets put a little less of this into it to save a thousandth of a cent on each unit we produce" ... eventually, every company does that -_-;
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
there are many models... which one is the best?
>> Anonymous
>>514745
Wonderwave; Ultratight if you only allocate a minute for masturbation in your schedule.
>> Anonymous
MUST BE A BITCH TO CLEAN
>> Anonymous
It's dishwasher safe!
>> Anonymous
>>514761
Just warm water, unless you're shooting glue or something. Then a little rubbing alcohol.
>> Anonymous
I suggest you get the STU. I've got it, and it is probably the next best thing to a vagina. Warm it up as necessary and go with it. Like I've heard before on these in general though, its better than the hand, but not quite as good as the real thing. Your decision.
>> Anonymous
>>514759

I was actually worrying that the Ultra Tight might be, you know, to tight. Might irritate or stretch the skin, or be unpleasant or something. Not saying I have a big dick or anything, just that it looks... really tight!
>> Anonymous
>>514778

In my opinion, it was the best $50 I've spent in a long time.
>> Anonymous
>>514779
Chafing is a real concern if you're in the habit of being miserly with lube.
>> Anonymous
>>514778
Link?
>> Anonymous
>>514801

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/product_info.php?products_id=72
>> Anonymous
>>514812
i used to have the STU it actually works as a "stamina trainer" when i first got my fleshlight i was a virgin and after about a month of "stamina training" lost my virginity at a party and let me tell you what I HIT thAT SHIT LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD and i've been getting laid at least twice of week by bitches through word of mouth fuckin sluts =P so yes THE STU IS THE GREATEST FUCKING 60 bukcs ive ever spent
>> Anonymous
>>515068
I fucked for like 2 hours my first time and I didn't need it.
>> Anonymous
i have one and i still came within 5 minutes my first couple times, only way to train is to hit a real one
then again i was usually in a rush to squeeze one out between my job and school
>> Anonymous
i have the super tight wonder wave, its nice
only problem is like... i rarely use it because its a hassle to clean it etc
>> Anonymous
>>514761
you put it up to your faucet, you let water run for a minute... thats it
>> Anonymous
>>514741
we need a gif like this of real cock in real vagina
>> Anonymous
>>515157
Impossible.
You're a virgin.
>> Anonymous
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465
>> Anonymous
wow this whole thread is so fucking pathetic
>> Anonymous
>>515268

I AM ON A 4CHAN FAPPING THREAD CALLING PEOPLE OUT I AM TUFF STUFF AMIRITE
>> Anonymous
>>515308
sticks and stones.

You see I'm driking milk; and one day I'm gonna
be big and strong.
>> Anonymous
>>515308
Exactly.

INTERNET TOUGH GUY = CLOSET FAG
>> Anonymous
>>515261
It's more economical to just get the fleshlight. Within six months of use the home-made one ends up costing more.
>> Anonymous
I've used the Wonder Wave, Speed bump, Super Ribbed and regular. I think the Super Ribbed was by far the best. Someday I will get an ultra tight when I feel like buying one.

Pretty damn good too. :3
>> Anonymous
>_> .. it's neat things like this that make me wish I were a man... though .. curiosity alone is enough to make me want to buy one....
>> Anonymous
amen to that sista
>> Anonymous
This is the rule, you can buy one of these until you had sex.
>> Anonymous
>>515385
*CAN'T*
>> Anonymous
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>>515350
Sure. Women can use them, too.
>> Anonymous
ya, we can use them, but not like you guys can, we've got nothing to stick in them!
>> Anonymous
>>515350

If only there existed inanimate objects that could be used for womens' sexual gratification. ALAS!

Seriously, though. Would that I could use a shower head like that. JEALOUSY IS UGLY.
>> Anonymous
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>>515409
What about any man buddies you have? Some friend you are.
>> Anonymous
Ya, but most of our inanimate objects blow, least you fellas get a more realistic, cheaper, prospect!
>> Anonymous
>>515433

ours have to be specific as almost nothing is just the right size, you could use a fucking broom for all you care
>> Anonymous
>>515430
haha and risk getting pregnant? brilliant idea my friend?
>> Anonymous
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>>515437
No, I mean even if you can't use a FL on yourself, you've probably got friends who wouldn't mind. It would be like a nice shoulder massage...except for the dong.
>> Anonymous
>>515448

Oh no doubt that,and not that I'd mind at all :D but not every girl on the internet is a whore :D
>> Anonymous
You would have magical broom babies!
>> Anonymous
fake vaginas FTW!
>> Anonymous
>>515409
actually there was a post made on the FL boards about a guy who caught his GF using his FL. She was rubbing it on her pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>515457
Scissoring with his girlfriend? That hussy!
>> Anonymous
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>>515448

I would like to second the call for friendly platonic fleshlighting.
>> Anonymous
>>515457

I'm not exactly sure how stimulating that could be...
>> Anonymous
>>515470
It only seems polite.
>> Anonymous
>>515470


haha you guys are terrible!
>> Anonymous
>>515509
I am not. If the situations were reversed and I somehow came into possession of a dildo or vibe or whatever, I wouldn't hold out on my female friends.
>> Anonymous
>>515528

True, I don't think I'd object to that either.

Looks like I got some penis satisfying to do!
>> Anonymous
>>515433
You clearly don't know where to shop. ^_~ www.comeasyouare.com to start you out ...
>> Anonymous
>>515552

Wow... heh, you just became my new best friend
>> Anonymous
>>515594

You must be lonely.
>> Anonymous
>>515452
Wha? It's not like the girl has to get naked lulz, although the real thing would be right there.. Hm..
>> Anonymous
>>515612
Fixed
>You must be ronery.
>> Anonymous
>>515477
Probably latent lesbian temptations, (me being surprised...) as it wouldn't seem to feel that great.

>>515433
wut? 50 bux over some large bumpy pickle? I think "Cheaper" isn't the right word here.

>>515268
lol.
>> Anonymous
Lonely? Nah, just a healthy sexual appetite ;D

and if not cheaper, what word we looking for?
>> Anonymous
meh. regardless.

moar fleshlight gifs, I find it intriguing
>> Anonymous
you fail me!
>> Anonymous
>>515528
If only you had female friends.