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this. is. SPARTAAAAAA
>> Anonymous
this. is. OLDDDDDD
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>> Anonymous
moar seinfeld gifs bump
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>>1083788
That doesn't make it any less AWESOME
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Yes it does I no longer get the same satisfaction from fucking your mother either...and she's a good fuck.
>> Anonymous
A movie where 1/2 of the running time is slow motion is automatically fail. The movie sucked nuts: no plot, horribly retarded characters, fucking aids gayworship, and pretty much anime style repetition of scenes.

Was really awesome for the first 20 minutes of fighting, but then it sucked. Its like god of war or w/e the fuck that PS3 bitch game is: its slowmotion sfx bullshit ALL THE TIME. The whole point of sfx is that it's out of the ordinary; that's what makes it special. Fucking faggot generation coming up behind me doesn't understand that the shit coming out today is aids ridden fuckfail that even EFG wouldn't slap his filthy name on. Style in cinema is dead, not because it was forgotten but because it was worshiped.
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>>1084128
>>1084127
ITT: Failgifs
>> Anonymous
>>1084128

Go suck a cock.
>> Anonymous
>>1084128
Besides all of that, what ruined the movie for me was knowing a thing or two about actual Spartans.

For starters, they wore sensible, well constructed armor and never broke Phalanx unless absolutely necessary.
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Yeah, and Ephialtes wasn't a horrible hunchback. He was a simple goatherd who wanted a better life. And Xerxes...wasn't ten feet *yawn* tall... and Ther..Thermopol.......zzzzzzzzzz...........UNGH, huh, what? Oh, sorry, I just fell asleep thinking of how buttfuck boring the movie would have been if it had been historically accurate.
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>>1084159
what do you expect from a movie based on a comic book based on history.
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>>1084128
it was a true story. that was all actual footage. no sfx bro