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>> Anonymous
So, did Supes really fuck his cousin? I'd lol.
>> Anonymous
Source please.
>> Anonymous
If superman ever wants to have children..

Yes he has to fuck his cousin. She's the only one who could handle a kick from a super baby.
>> Anonymous
All superman would have to do is get out of the yellow suns range of radiation.. fuck lois lane.. drop some sperm and bam.. normal ass baby. (Untill they go back to the yellow suns radiation)
>> Anonymous
>>257168
I could totally go /co/tard on you right now to explain how that's not true, but I figure I should preserve the little dignity I have left.
>> Anonymous
Stolen from YTMND
>> Anonymous
Where are the individual pictures from?
>> Anonymous
LOL at Black Bolt's empty speech bubbles
>> Anonymous
>>257177

their edited from the original supes i think, (done pretty well i might add)

I'll lose my dignity and go a little /co/tard, since the baby would be in the womb it would not feel the radiation of yellow rays hence not gett ing powers till it was born, like supes himself didn't land on earth and start punting his parents miles and miles away.
>> in.cog.nito !Pwelrnp2DI
the best one is The Shocker saying two in the pink on in the stink lol
>> Anonymous
made of win and awesome
>> Anonymous
>>257200
nope, the best one is from Dr. Light
>> Anonymous
HAHA Invincible and his dad
HAHA elastic man's huge crotch
WIN
>> Anonymous
Saw this on scans daily yesterday...still hilarious!
>> Anonymous
>>257186
Lol shut the fuck up, Lois Lane would have to wear lead clothes. Radiation permeates thru anything.
Even diamonds. The hardest metal known to man.
>> Maximoon
>>257343
Did you just say that diamonds are metal?
I may have to kill you now.
>> Joshtruction
>>257381
u phale. diamonds are a metal. the hardest one known to man. looks like the diamonds may be killing you with their hardicity + cocks.
>> Anonymous
Best ones are Shocker, Omniman/Invincible, Apollo, Black Bolt, and Hal Jordan (yellow light/blondes). Who's the guy talking about god, and the guy after Wonder Man?
>> Anonymous
>>257381
Someone get this guy a list of updated meme's please.

(And link the diamond screenshot)
>> Anonymous
Wish I knew who did this. Awesome.
diamonds are a mineral and the hardest natural substance on the planet.
>> Anonymous
>>257409
WTF, NO
>> VengefulKiwi
>>257405
If you mean the "fist of an angry god" guy, that's Dr. Manhattan. of <u>Watchmen</u> fame. Go read it. Go read it now. To negate your failure.
>> Anonymous
Fucking win. Absolutely.
>> Anonymous
>>257417
"Diamonds are specifically renowned as a mineral with superlative physical qualities..."

O RLY?

>>257177
The original of Superman and his cousin is from Supergirl, by Loeb, Turner and Steigwald. The speech bubbles originally say "This is Kara Zor-El." & "...My cousin from Krypton" ('I am... not alone...')
>> Anonymous
>>257343
there's also the fact supes didn't develope his powers until he hit puberty.

Also diamonds are not a metal and hardness has nothing to do with light passing through, a diamond is pretty transparent compared to steel.

Anyone wasn't there a whole story of someone trapping supes underground for a while and he was getting weaker? I think it might of been the parasite but obviously part of him being weaker was his own powers.

All this adds up to you suck at life.
>> Anonymous
>>257668
In the Red Son stories, Superman loses his powers because he goes underground and gets flooded with the UV rays from a red son instead of a yellow one. He still kills Batman, though.
>> Anonymous
Could someone please post a list of the superheroes' names in order of appearance?
>> Anonymous
>>257343
If you're going to say a meme, say it right. "known THE man"
>> Anonymous
>>257668

actually, I'm pretty sure a diamond's hardness has to do with its DENSITY, which does affect refraction, a.k.a. "light passing through."

Sit down.