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Neato Luke
Hah.
>> Anonymous
And now I feel so inadequate.
>> Anonymous
awww skeet skeet
>> Tyrenol
You think this is bad news, try this:

The requirement for a guy to get into the porn industry: "Functionality." You're under the director's command when to blow, how long before you should blow, etc. It's business and work, never pleasure.

And yeah, the women look like they're enjoying it. But they actually AREN'T.
>> Anonymous
>>205532
Everyone knows this :-p
>> Anonymous
Yeah, plus most porn sounds fake anyways. 99% of the stuff the women say a real woman would never say.
>> Anonymous
>>205532
when have women ever enjoyed sex?
>> Anonymous
>>205547
they never have
>> Anonymous
This is why I only ever browse "Homemade" at empornium.
>> Anonymous
When have women ever enjoyed sex? Are you kidding?
>> Anonymous
then why so many porn is made! billions of them (*_* )
>> Anonymous
It's sad that women are able to experience sex in a strength hundreds of times great than any man and people still have the idea that every woman on this planet does not enjoy sex.

BUT
boy- "Girls do not like sex."
girl- "That's not true, I enjoy sex probably more than you do!"
boy- "Then lets have sex!"
girl- "I dont want to..."
boy- "I win, bitch."

Funny, but the moral of the story is just because every woman doesn't want to have sex with YOU, doesn't mean they dislike sex.
You Lose.
>> Fappacino
>>205653

Yes it does, you are an ignorant cunt.

>>205488

Bible Black?
>> Anonymous
>>205661
Yes, that's Bible Black
>> Anonymous
women, as far as theyve told me, have to different kinds of orgasms. Theirs are longer and more intense. Thus, women are enjoying sex more then men do.
(yes yes, god is female)

bump for more bible black gifs
>> Anonymous
>>205739(yes yes, god is female)

Well no shit. Mood swings on a global scale; Floods one day, Jesus th next. Oops! Period! Jesus dies!
>> Anonymous
>>205754
Proof that not only was god, female, but a man hating lesbian: Immaculate Conception, and then gets Jesus killed
>> Anonymous
>>205758
Hey I have an idea! Add more commas!!!!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>205758
Immaculate Conception does not mean virgin birth. The Catholic dogma of Immaculate Conception means that, unlike the rest of us, the Virgin Mary was free from sin and filled with God's grace when she herself was born. So she was conceived normally, through sex that is, but God Himself acted on her soul.

And that's your religious fact for the day! Happy Easter!
>> Anonymous
>>205532
AREN'T YOU SHINJI THE 10 O'CLOCK ASSASSIN?!
>> Zee
>>205739
Shut the fuck up no woman has busted a nut so they dont know whats going on in our head.
>> Anonymous
>>205863
sage for idiot
>> Anonymous
>>205532
>>205653
>>205805
Same stupid fucker fagging up this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>205488
/r/ a flash of this with that lil Jon song as the bgm
>> Anonymous
>>205805
there is no such thing as religious fact, that's almost a bigger lie than god
>> Anonymous
>>205863

I once gave my gf a 10 minute long orgasm.

Blowing a nut seems lame in comparison.
>> Anonymous
>>205944
Sorry, I'll be pedantic. It's a FACT about a RELIGION. Whether or not Catholicism is true or not, I could give a shit.