holy shit! that's a cool monkey!
In the future, all monkeys will be ninjas.
in the future all monkeys will be humans...oh shi- !!
He really sucks at it -- I can do better.
>>205582Congratulations. You have out-ninja'd a chimpanzee. Your life has so been validated.
>>205529Monkey'sd make pretty bad-ass Ninjas, save for the fact that they're not good at throwing shuriken, and that they don't comprehend finess.
ok last one
>>205582Y Hello thar self obsessed Asian male!
>>205582Difference between human and chimp: Chimp can rip human's arm off with his bare hands, while human gets jealous of chimp imitating humans.
>>205816no they cant
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