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>> Anonymous
oh mannn. fail so hard.
>> Anonymous
agreed
>> Anonymous
megafail
>> Anonymous
it failed so hard i lol'd
>> Anonymous
why did you do this
>> Anonymous
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Epic fail
>> Anonymous
it's been ruined
>> Anonymous
Spoilers - Venom never refers to himself as "we," Venom dies, Harry Osbourne dies, Sandman is Ben Parker's real killer in a STARTLING PLOT TWIST PULLED DIRECTLY OUT OF SOMEONE'S ASS, then at the end is forgiven and floats away into the sunset, and this movie will make you feel like ass for watching it, unless you enjoy watching cinematic bowel movements.

There, I saved you 4-12 dollars. Reward me with titfucking gifs.
>> Anonymous
SPIDEMO for tha win
>> Anonymous
>>455790

I watched it. I felt that it was put together in a very sloppy fashion, and that they tried to cram way too much into 3 hours or whatever it was. Most of the stuff they tried to cover from the comic book would have taken like 6 hours. Also we had a mentally handicapped person behind us that was kicking my girlfriend's friend's chair, and he would giggle really loud during like every scene, even parts that weren't supposed to be funny.
>> Anonymous
>>455790

SPOILER: The movie spends two and a half hours shitting on your chest and telling you that you like it.

>>455875

Man the entire fucking theatre was laughing at parts where you weren't supposed to. Why the fuck did he strut to funk music.
>> Anonymous
>>455877
And why did they show it for fucking ages?
>> Anonymous
the part where that Tobey guy do all them weird crap on the street and inside that club is really distrubing. It was lucky that he didn't shove his butt in front of the camera.

venom turned into a skinny wimp with a high pitch voice.

I still don't get how that pumpkin bomb didn't kill Harry at close counter but it vaporize venom & eddie brock.
>> Anonymous
learn to sage, fags
>> Hnavig8tor
ITT we express our retarded opinions because we went to see a film with terrible expectations and failed since the movie actually rocked pretty hard
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>>455906
ITt BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAAH
>> Anonymous
>>455877
>Why the fuck did he strut to funk music.

Ask yourself this: When do you think Spiderman first came into existence.
>> Hnavig8tor
>>455918

haha, nice of you to agree with me, idiot
>> That One Guy
I found only one part of the movie enjoyable, that being hurling the pumpkin grenade back at Harry. Everything else was shit.