File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
been fapping many years now, still cant get rid of the guilt afterwards. suggestions?
>> Anonymous
racehate?
>> Anonymous
Apathy.
>> Anonymous
Do a barrel roll!

In all seriousness, why should you feel guilty?
>> Anonymous
You are gay if you feel guilty about fapping with straight pr0n
>> Anonymous
I don't get what there is to feel guilty about. Everyone's gotta blow their wad regularly. Even that hypocrite faggot the pope and all his hypocrite faggot followers.
>> Anonymous
If your straight, fap one off to some gay porn, then straight porn wont feel so bad.

Or stop being a pussy and get out of your moms basement.
>> Anonymous
>>989377
The sensation you are feeling is not guilt, but a withdrawal of neuromuscular euphoria.
>> Anonymous
fap to fat chicks
I feel good afterwords, like I helped the world become a better place.
>> Anonymous
stop being catholic
>> Anonymous
You feel guilty because you wasted sperm and you know you will feel God's vengeance
>> Anonymous
Dont orgasm, you wont stop fapping, but you'll be guilt-free
>> Anonymous
honestly, have sex. vaginal sex. all the times i've had sex,after the orgasm, i never have any guilt.
but let me clarify, that was non-rape, protected sex. hire a hooker, find a real, real close friend or whatever, but for me, it always works.
apparantley vaginas are magical.
>> Anonymous
>>989377

Sauce!
>> Anonymous
Cum in a girls eyes. That always helps me feel better when I fap.
>> Anonymous
sauce on op
>> Anonymous
EMBRACE THE NEED TO FAP YOU FAG
>> Anonymous
Fapping makes you feel guilty? There can only be one reason: failure to appease the gods.

Solution: Take a small woodland creature (preferably a rabbit or a hippie) and secure it tightly with nylon cord. Take a sharp implement and eviscerate the creature. Smear your chest and belly with the fluids that spill forth and consume the liver. Take the stomach, hold it over your eyes and slice it open. Allow the cleansing burn to consume your face. Begin chanting, "Dear gods in heaven, I make you this sacrifice to abate my guilt in fapping. Please, please, please, abate my guilt." Repeat the chant with increasing intensity as your fapping progresses, finally ending by bellowing the chant one last time.

Guilt-free fapping. Easy.
>> Anonymous
u sir are god
>> Anonymous
increase frequency
>> Anonymous
you can only be guilty if you do something wrong. You are doing nothing wrong. If it's because of somebody else, make sure they know nothing is wrong with it.
>> Anonymous
>>989621
Thanks, that worked.
>> Anonymous
Delete CP / Gay porn. Join a church.
>> sagey mcsage
Solution is simple. Do something even more embarassing to feel guilty over that way this loses its gilt. Might i recommend sodomizing yourself with a broom handle in the middle of church while singing ol come all ye faithful?
>> Anonymous
Develop a healthy absolute lack of respect for women. Problem solved.
>> Anonymous
5308443114
>> Anonymous
Wow, sauce on OP?
>> Anonymous
I always found it funny that "spilling your seed on the ground" was a sin, considering that if you don't ejaculate, your body removes the sperm by mixing it with urine. Either way the sperm die.
>> Anonymous
I don't feel guilty after I fap, just an overwhelming urge to delete all my porn... It's weird.
>> Anonymous
>>989839
I get this too
And if I fap while downloading porn, I cancel all the downloads when I finish
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>989845

Wow, I thought it was just me.
>> Anonymous
I've gotten as far as deleting 40GB of pornography in one go during post-fap. Last time I did it I felt alot of remorse about an hour afterwards and recovered it all.

Usually when I delete it i'll just let it sit in the recycling bin for a few hours until I realize how much I loves my fap materials.
>> Anonymous
>>989377
Go have sex. Realize it's not all it's cracked up to be. Enjoy your fwapping.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>989377
Hmm...my guess would be that you need to do it moar.
>> Anonymous
>>989839
>>989845
>>989857

Anon is weirding anon out... I do the exact same thing.

Andddd... how about I feel like it's cheating to fap to the same thing twice, so I don't bookmark anything and I do feel somewhat guilty when I fap to my... considerable... collection.

I go 4chaning and try to find new content for every fap: god bless internets for making this dream a reality I suppose.

Weird.
>> Anonymous
>>989377
You're sitting in your dim light room, your dick and a sticky mess in your hands. The 5 second satisfaction you craved gone after how many countless hours of perusing 4chan for just the right material.

Hours wasted in search of a catalyst for your addiction. That story you were gonna write? That sketch you were gonna draw? That productive something you put off until it's once again the twilight hours, your eyelids heavy from your post-orasmic state.

Your empty promises to yourself that this was the last time. No more porn. You can go a day without it. Without getting off. But you can't. You won't. You'll waste another day, a night, an afternoon. And you'll feel the bitter remorse time and time again, your only bastion another 5 second high.

That's why you feel guilty my friend.
>> Anonymous
name/sauce on op? i need to fap.
>> Anonymous
>>989949
Oh god, you hit so close to home.

Porn addiction makes me procrastinate all the time.
>> Anonymous
>>989949

Mine last MUCH longer than 5 seconds... you must be doing it wrong, lol.
>> Anonymous
>>989949

And what happened then? Well...in 4chan they say,
That Anon's small heart grew three sizes that day!
>> Anonymous
>>989377
I used to get the same guilty feeling. Almost 100% sure it's due to my Southern Baptist upbringing, which thankfully I've grown out of.

Now all I feel after fapping is sleepy.
>> Anonymous
>>989965
Time is relative in a euphoric state. Waht seems like a good deal of time, isn't. I still wager it's only about 5 seconds.
>> Anonymous
>>989949

fuuuuck sounds right...
>> Anonymous
>>989949
anon stalks and reads my mind.
>> Anonymous
Hey, procrastinating while fapping is better than procrastinating while playing World of Warcraft.

God, I'm so glad I canceled my subscription. More time for pr0n.
>> Anonymous
>>989982
Anon can't stalk your mind...
Because you ARE Anon...

I am Jack's broken shattered sense of self...
I know this.. because Anon' knows this...
>> Anonymous
Wow this sounds like a great idea. Lets all be countability partners and promise no more porn! We can talk about it here on /gif/ wait... baaaad idea.
>> Anonymous
best thing to do is go up to your mom and say HAY MOM I FAPPED TO YOU AND DAD HAVING SECKS!!! FUCK YOU!!!... then finnally leave your parents basement and live a slightly less retarded life
>> Anonymous
>>989986
yes. more time for porn, but still less time for life.
>> Anonymous
>>989996
Basemant? I live on the ground floor, thank you very much.

>>989998
Yes, but I had no life even before I started playing WoW. So no great loss there.
>> Anonymous
Eh, same thing happens to me when I fap too. I don't understand why either. Doesn't stop me from doing it again though. Fap fap fap fap
>> Anonymous
you know, after I fap I grit my teeth and this huge feeling of rage sweeps over me, like I want to kill a man with my bare hands. This is usually after I fapfapfap to tamianin asagi, lately, and luckily my roommate hasn't been around.
>> Anonymous
>>990009
Your envy of having a hot demon chick rape you in front of your even hotter girlfriend does not justify homicidal rage.
>> Anonymous
I used to feel guilty about it, but it helps me keep up my lifestyle of waiting to have sex until I'm married/engaged, and it's healthy for you.
>> Anonymous
>>989949
I feel like I wrote this myself. But I didn't.