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Anonymous
more like this.
>> Anonymous
Tonight, on "Interesting Uses for Mom's Necklace!".
>> Voleta
How do you get that in there? I mean do you just shove until the beads go in, then line up the next one and shove? Or is there some way to make your penis plumbing work backwards? I've seen sounding, and you just kinda shove things in, but this is a string of beads and.. I.. Am confused.

Only way I can think of to easilly get string into your penis without stiffening the string, is to shove a straw into your penis, drop the necklace in, then remove the straw.

I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS.
>> Anonymous
in before guts
>> Anonymous
>>337705
I lol'd so hard I wet myself
>> Anonymous
>>337715
Your first guess is right.
At least, I've done it that way with those metal ball chains. By the way, lube please.
They line up in a row and push each other down. It's that simple. The urethra would smoosh a straw uncomfortably. And a metal tube would have painful painful edges.
>> Anonymous
Question is, why?
>> Anonymous
OMFG YOU SICK BASTARD >_<
>> Anonymous
"i came balls!"
>> Anonymous
trick is to get the first one in. Just under the tip of your penis your urethra kinda has a tight spot which stretches. After you get the first one past that you just push the other ones in one after the other. Feels great. Once you reach your blader it feals even better (better piss before hand). When you pull it out it will result in the biggest orgasm ever.

Btw more to come, doing candles and condoms next. *yes condom in the hole.
>> Harby
>>337786

LIES
>> Anonymous
God, fuck you, humanity.
>> Anonymous
>>337786
hurry up then
>> Voleta
>>337786

Ee, I've seen the results of melted wax in a penis, and it is a GOOD thing to use a rubber over anything that can melt when inserted into body parts.

I saw a guy take a broomstick (that had been sanded extra smooth and cut to about 2 feet long, and covered in latex) into the urethra. It was cringe inducing but he acted like he didn't feel it.

That makes me think of another question.. can you do penile kegels to get it all back tight again after you shove something huge in there?

Also, I never see any GIRLS with things other than urine coming out of there, and logically its possible, but.. Plz to be providing proof, /gif/?
>> Anonymous
I tried to do this once before and its hurt. Maybe because I didn't use lube to help. I guess lube is a must have, right?
>> Anonymous
yea well. thing is:
a penis is not a vagina.
>> Anonymous
>>337816
Some crazy girls. The Amazing Ty comes to mind. I think she could take a fire hydrant in the other two holes.
>> Anonymous
>>337817
Maybe you're an idiot too.

Anyone who does this is an idiot and anyone who likes it is an idiot, objectively and mathematically. I can prove it on an etch a sketch.
>> Anonymous
BTW thats a fake dick
>> Anonymous
>>337867
it's a hot dick is what it is
>> Anonymous
>>337867
real dick. 3 guys in this topic have done this, at least.
>> Anonymous
>>337786

Post when you do.