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>> Anonymous
Holy jesus win! SAUCE?!?!
>> Anonymous
>>1289360
my dick is too big to get a gud blowjob without forcing some deep throat with my hand....
>> Anonymous
sauce is required
>> Anonymous
>>1289539
ITT: lies.
>> Anonymous
omfg.. totally in the mood for pie after reading this..
>> NewfagLeaderChan
>>1289360

I lol“d
>> Anonymous
They hurt her.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About over 9000 months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
>> Anonymous
They smurfed her.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was smurfed down a sewer opening by five smurfs in her school, trying to smurf her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't smurf, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck smurfed from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she smurfed... They believed them.

SMURF: About over 9000 months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't smurf it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started smurfing out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud smurf and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face smurfed off.

Even Google her name - you'll smurf this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They smurfed her," then Carmen will smurf you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to smurf, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and smurf you.
>> Anonymous
They hurt her.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About over 9000 months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
>> Anonymous
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
>> Anonymous
Carmen Winstead Ghost Story

The Carmen Winstead story is a classic Internet "urban legend." The story started on MySpace from three teenage girls trying to see how many friends they could get from it.

According to the story, Carmen was accidentally killed when her "friends" pushed her down a sewer. Now she will visit a horrible death upon anybody who doesn't post her story on their MySpace page. Later versions of this story were sent as more conventional e-mail chain letters. There's also a nearly identical version with a victim named Jessica Smith.

There is NO news report from any reliable news agency that records any story similar to the Carmen Winstead / Jessica Smith hoaxes.
>> Anonymous
>>1290472

That made me lol...good aqua teen reference
>> Anonymous
RX for sex IIRC
>> Anonymous
no sauce? come on
>> Anonymous
still needs sauce