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Anonymous
I think this speaks for itself.
>> Anonymous
Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

Remember everyone. Red Lobster is a tool of Satan. :p
>> Anonymous
Oh, Leviticus, you so crazy.
>> Anonymous
While we're at it, don't forget that you can't eat pork. Or be around women during their periods. So basically all cities are abominations.
>> Anonymous
Even with that little snipit, it still dosnt mean 'God hates Shrimp/Lobsters'. He just tells humans to shun them, completely unrelated to his opinion of them. Obviously Christians have no reading comprehension.

The gif is still implausible, and as always, Christianity crumbles in on itself.
>> Anonymous
>>227052
You forgot wearing clothing made of more than one thread. The homophobes who try to show God is against gay people conviently leave out that part.
>> Anonymous
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't lobsters and shrimp have a big ole fin at the back that they use to get around?
>> Anonymous
>>227052
Don't eat pork, not even with a fork, you can't touch this!
>> Anonymous
Well, Jesus didn't wear a butcher's apron, either, so by that logic all meat is out of the question. Also, no maternity robe, so women should never get pregnant. In fact, he didn't wear a wedding ring on the cross, so nobody should ever get married. And he didn't wear a priest's collar or a habit, so don't ever go to church. Wait a minute...did the concept of a bib specifically for the purpose of eating lobsters even EXIST in 33 AD? Those crazy Christians, trying again to force a round peg into a square hole to prove a point.

I know one thing Jesus DID do, he came to the apostle Peter (or Paul?) in a vision and invited him to eat unclean animals and when he protested, Jesus told him that it was not what went into the body that made someone unclean.

Christains are gay.
>> Anonymous
>>227101

Shrimp swim by moving their bodies through their carapacse, so it 'shoots' them forward. Lobsters have a tail, but can only make use of it by curling up and flapping it forward, propelling them backwards. When they aren't frantically trying to get away from stuff, they just scuttle. Neither of them have fins, though.
>> Anonymous
Everyone who takes this stupid banner at face value fails for not investigating the site further -_-

And, of course, it's cool to blanket label everyone who shares the same set of thoughts and beliefs -_-
>> Anonymous
I suspect some of you might be missing the point of an obviously satirical website