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Anyone else think the guy who invented urinals was a weirdo that liked to check out other guys pee-pees?
>> Anonymous
No.
>> FAILURE PRIME
Actualy, they were invented by French inventor Jacque DuCoq Urinal as he was nervous about his penis length. his invention allowed him to spy on other penises as he was peeing to compare length.

He killed himself five days after his invention was made public.
>> Anonymous
>>746313
Haha, that's awesome
>> Anonymous
>>746313
Wait a minute, that doesn't sound very credible. Fuck you you lying troll!
>> Anonymous
>>746313

Close, but no cigar.
>> Anonymous
op is one of those faggots who sit down to piss
>> Anonymous
>>746399

it's actually healthier to sit while pissing and squat while shitting.
>> Anonymous
>>746399
If you're on the can anyhow, might as well do both. Unless you LIKE hanging around in a restroom longer than you have to?
>> Anonymous
>>746412
and i base that on nothing
>> Anonymous
money-hat ytmnd.
>> Anonymous
Y'know, this brings up an interesting topic.

How did those Federation fucktards excrete their daily doses of shit and piss?
>> Anonymous
Kudos to OP for original content. Funny use of TNG footage, win.

>>746466
Believe it or not, they actually recycle the waste into other matter. Just like the replicators can create food/supplies/etc out of stored patterns, the toilets apparently break down urine and excrement on the atomic level.
>> Anonymous
>>746412

Shitting fact true... pissing fact baseless

>>746484

OP spanking himself off about his own post
>> Anonymous
>>746484

Original content is at http://rikerpeeks.ytmnd.com