Score!
hmm i think im gonna have to see this
YEAHHHHHHHHH!!1
from the movie "Crank" good stuff
>>1141296No nudity whatsoever.
>>1141310Lolno. Shows tit for a second.
shitty movie is shitty
>>1141317>I did not understand this movie at all.
They're making a part 2. Same guy. Apparently he didn't die. No BS.
that movie was as much of a comedy as it was an action flick.
>>1141347You got a problem with that, punk?
>>1141346Apparently it's based off of the idea that he has an indestructible heart.
quite possibly one of the WORST Jason Stathan movies ever....and he's done a TON of crap.
>>1141751That's not the point.. the fucking ending of that movie should of ended him regardless of how strong a heart he had.He would have had to of been made of Nerf or something to survive.
>>1141766He's made of pure, 100%, Jason Statham.He survives anything.Nerf is just a watered down version of his genetic structure.Wolverine looks up to this man.
he is fucking Jason. Statham.With a name like that, you could fucking do anything.
For the people that didn't understand and found the film shit:It's GTA: The Movie.
ITT: We take a movie made SPECIFICALLY about random violence and sex far to seriously. It wasn't meant to be serious, and he does die at the end, you raging cockswagglers. Last I checked, moving eyes =/= perfectly fine. Fucker died slowly. Shut up.
Maybe he killed enough people to receive an extra life?
he obviously didn't die if he's going to be in Crank 2
lolclone
Dumbshit, obviously they are going to use a new actorit is like fucking xXx, they swapped from the vin to a nigga
>>1141777try lurking the internets! its called google and imdb. Chinese mobs took his heart and replaced it with a robotic one that needs jolts of electricity to work.....WTF?! man, movies are getting shitty!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1121931/Look, Statham is in this to!My theory is that it's in the past. Before he got injected.
It's a SEQUEL not a PREQUEL, yes Statham lives, to quote Anonymous, it takes place after he falls; he stands up, brushes himself off, and walks awayFuck up faggots this is the best gif ever
shitty actor in a shitty movieamericans like it very much
That wasn't a nigga you ignorant fuck! it was Ice T
>>1141864CUBE NOT TFAGGOTLRN2RAPPERS
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
http://rapidshare.com/files/2237015/CDB105.rar
I just have to say that this movie was one of the shittiest movies I have ever seen.
ICE DA BEST!
>>1141975Here's a list of 100 shittier movies.http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
>>1141975This movie was about as close as your ever going to get to a Grand Theft Auto Movie =p
Crank was great, all who oppose are fail.
amy smart getting railed on a mailbox is always fine with me
>>1142504>>1142589I agree.
this movie blows ass
this movie was shitty as balls and i didn't even see it, i worked at blockbuster and the only people who rented it was meatheads and niggers
>>1142687I believe you are them Meathead Nigger.
Haha, I love the look on her face.