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Zephyrelli
>>205229 Dude, anyone could get with that chick. Let's look at the facts:
She's ugly as hell. She posts her sexual escapades on the interweb. This guy is BRAGGING about this on the INTERNET.
If I wanted a girl to go down on me I could just take a 10 minute drive down to Woodridge. Something to do with standards, though. Or maybe it's a desire to NOT acquire 172 STIs upon first shaking her hand.
Of course, because I am on the internet though, I must be confined to the parameters of being a virgin, with no chance of ever possibly hooking up with a girl, no matter how ugly and slutty she is, and my face will eternally be plagued with zits.
Am I right?
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