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Hey Fappers,

I am asexual, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, sexuals who spend every second of their day fapping to weird gifs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever had non-disgusting relationships? I mean, I guess it's fun jerking off to hentai because of your own oversized lust, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than putting one's poop into mouth.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was cheerleader of a football team, and also a girlscout. What activities do you enjoy, other than "covering hands in sticky slimy semen"? I also get straight A's, and have a brand new Amy plushie (I just bathed it; Shit was SO cash). You are all sexuals who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me.
http://www.asexuality.org/en/index.php?showtopic=31044&st=90
>> Anonymous
and your also a shitty lier.
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>> Anonymous
Leor, being here auto makes u a leor
>> Anonymous
>I also get straight A's, and have a brand new Amy plushie

lawl.....what?
>> Anonymous
gay copypasta is gay.
>> Anonymous
>>1162063
who cares?
>> Anonymous
"Freud said that the only unusual sexual behavior was not to have any at all. After that, it was only a matter of opportunity and preference." - Gus Grissom, CSI
>> Anonymous
>>1162133

Who's this Gus Grissom you speak of? Is he Gil's long lost brother?
>> Anonymous
>>1162116
>>1162122
>>1162131
>>1162081
>>1162082
Newfags detected.
>> Anonymous
>>1162087
What is this shit? I am very interested lol, wonder whats her reaction after being thrown into the pool....hahah
>> Anonymous
>>retarded, sexuals

HAhahahahaha
>> Anonymous
"Just hit me with your best shot."

Heads up, someone is trying to use Anonymous as his personal army again.

Rule 15: Anonymous is an army.
Rule 16: Anonymous is not YOUR army.
>> Anonymous
>>1162159

It's a copypasta troll you idiot.
>> Anonymous
Pointless OP post is pointless.

OP: IF, and I say, IF you're talking trully your opinion, and this is not only some big fat lie just trying to piss off some of my good old friends 4channelers, I say you're not THAT perfect since you didn't realize that all humans deserve to live, and to live their own way, even if it means fapping to death every single day. They don't have to be, like you imply, perfect (which is subjective). The World would be fucking boring if all humans were like me or you. Also, maybe you're not asexual, but frustrated sexually for the time being, which I totally understand since I was a little bit too a couple years ago.

If OP post is fake, than, I guess, this pointless lecture is also, pointless.
>> Anonymous
Here's the original copypasta:

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Copypasta/Archive_5#Shit_was_SO_CASH
>> anonymous
hahaha, you've seen us all then?
>> Anonymous
Damn straight.
>> Anonymous
An actual asexual here.
Don't bother with asexuality.org, its full of bitches and angry turned-down lesbians.
I quit going on that bullshit site after a month.
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>> Anonymous
im asexual, i still masturbate though. last time i fucked a chick was 5 years ago, you like that?
>> Anonymous
>I'm pretty much perfect

You elitist slut
>> Anonymous
troll is troll
>> LFG 70DPSPALLY !!8Z3r86kQLWy
asexual means not having sexual organs, what you are trying to call yourself is non-sexual.
>> Anonymous
>>1162497
no, that's "androgynous"

FAIL
>> Anonymous
>>1162527
Someone never took first year Psychology.
>> Anonymous
How sexual of you to say you're so perfect and everything. What a 16 year old girl.
>> Anonymouse
Riiight. And thats why people like you die vergins. Little note ms. perfect, with that kind of attitude, you'll never get laid, while the rest of us are actuly having relationships, I fap because I'm a normal well ballanced human being. Well vergin your not all perfect cause it may be helpful to knot that by having sex twice a week it can increse not only physical condition, but also increse charisma *looks* i bet you have the IQ of a dead retard, and are an ugly ass bitch, and are only hating us because it's too hard to accept that you are the different one, well i got news for you FAP FAP FAP!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>1162063
gb2/b/
>> Anonymous
Pronunciation:
\(?)?-?sek-sh(?-)w?l, -shü-?l, -?sek-sh?l\
Function:
adjective
Date:
1830

1: lacking sex or functional sex organs <asexual plants>
>> Anonymous
"asexual" You reproduce by yourself?
>> Anonymous
I love how judgemental a person can be.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Retards falling for a troll's slightly modified copypasta. See>>1162183
>> Anonymous
>>1162063
you're not getting any special treat for your problems..

TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
you've got some nerve saying you're perfect, you are no different than any one else. they say everyone has a problem, and i guess yours is being "perfect." you have something you're bad at, which is lying, and you have something you're good at:

being an ass

if everyone was like you, this world would be boring and pointless.
>> Anonymous
lol @ everyone who falls for this troll... obvious that this person frequents 4chan... "(shit was SO cash)" good work boneheads
>> Anonymous
>>1162133
Freud was a retard who was obsessed with his mother.
>> Anonymous
>>1162497
>>1162527

I think you all need some edumucation..

Asexual is defined as : not having any sexual attraction.
Androgynous is defined as : Having physical traits similar to both and female, sometimes being so much that their sex, on first glance, is not determinable.

Not that it matters since it's copypasta..
>> Anonymous
>>1162063


Let's see, I enjoy doing my daily push up, sit ups, & cardio, and I refrain from most fatty foods, and in fact in shape despite what you think.

But I do have some skin problems like mild acne, and some toe fungus, and have a thinning hairline, but other than that, I'm in quite the shape!

SO FUCK YOU BITCH.
>> Anonymous
Lol... why are you here ?
Perfect, sure w/e
4 chan trolls! guaranteed to make you laugh!
>> Anonymous
I recall an old 4chan phrase "flaming a fire."
>> Anonymous
Disregard this thread, OP sucks cocks
>> Anonymous
>>1162063
tits or gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>1162063
>>1162063
Shit was so Fairy
>> Anonymous
LOL another john!
>> Anonymous
>>1162159

seriously, l2 detect copypasta.

+ posting rules = newfag.
>> Anonymous
3/10 fail troll copy pasta you get 3 for all the newfags who STILL fell for it.