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Anonymous
bruce lee is so badass that the only person badass enough to challenge him is michael schumacher. bruce is dead, but he wasn't dead in 1972! so michael drives so fast that he goes back in time to 1972, where he tries to run over bruce lee. but bruce sees it coming and jumps up in the air to kick michael! michael's reflexes are so fast, he avoids bruce's kick! michael pulls out a gun and shoots bruce, but bruce eats the bullet and gives michael a big THUMBS DOWN. then schumacher decides that bruce is too mighty an opponent to simply run over/shoot, so he drives extra fast and goes back in time to bruce's conception. he gets out of his car and walks in the bedroom. just as michael raises his mighty fist, bruce lee's punch rips yet another hole in the time-space continuum, blocking michaels attack and then pulling him back to 1972. bruce lee realizes that michaels greatest strength is his driving ability, so he rips the gas tank out of the nearest car with his monstrous strength and douses michael with gasoline. he then rubs his hands together so fast that he creates a fireball, igniting the gasoline. michaels skin melts off, revealing that he is actually a PERFECT DRIVING ROBOT, built for the sole purpose of angering nascar fans. bruce lee simply nods at michaelschumacherbot, and the fight is over. michaelschumacherbot buries himself deep inside the earth, waiting for the right time to unleash his automotive fury on the world once more.
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