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Anonymous
Hold still for just a moment
>> Anonymous
>>1082292
this shit always bugged me from "No Country"...... Why the Fuck would you just stand there & let this Mother fucker kill you, Guy don't look like any Fucking cop I've ever seen despite the car
>> Anonymous
WTF is in that thing? I haven't seen the movie.
>> Anonymous
>>1082371
It's a pneumatic ram of the type used to kill cows/horses.
>> Anonymous
>>1082371
It's a small device hooked up to a canister full of pressurized air. Originally, it's a tool used to slaughter livestock by rapidly inserting a small rod into the brain, killing them instantly.

However, No Country for Old Men features a sociopath who gets his hands on one and uses it as both a "lockpick" and a murder weapon.
>> Anonymous
>>1082365
he was probably confused and didn't know what the hell was going on

i wouldn't expect that shit in 10000000 years
>> sage Anonymous
>>1082371
It's high pressure air with a release valve. He shot the guy in the head so he could steal his car.

BTW, THAT MOVIE WAS CRAP! Basically all it is is if you took all the horror and snuff gifs on 4chan on any given day, then reenacted them with 20 minutes of pointless walking around and dry boringasfuck dialogue in between each one, THAT would be the exact same thing as this shit film. It's Ishtar with guns. It's not even worth torrenting.
>> Anonymous
SHIT!! i put it in the wrong field and clicked Submit too soon. Sorry anons.
>> Anonymous
>>1082387
0/10

and it's not just air that punches a hole in his head, there is a bolt that is shot out and then popped back inside the cylinder he's holding. It's called a retained bolt pistol. And it doesn't kill right away, but as far as the victim is concerned he's gone. Keeps the cardio system going for a little bit as the lower parts of the brain are still going, allowing for the body to bleed out properly, part of the processing of meat.
>> Anonymous
>>1082386
Even so as soon as he starts putting that shit near my head, I'd be like WHOA WTF are you doing & start knocking that shit away from my head & body
>> Anonymous
>>1082387
>>1082403
Agreed with the second guy for correcting. Agreed with the first guy on how this movie is shit. It's shit AND it's just suddenly over! What the fuck was that ending? Some boring shitty dialogue! Fuck this, Imma go watch some porn!
>> Anonymous
>>1082411
No, you'd be too busy admiring his awesome hair.
>> Anonymous
>>1082428
Which he cut for the Oscars

& not so much admiring his "Awesome" hair as Asking "isn't that a Girls haircut??"
>> Anonymous
Captive bolt pistol. Air powered.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captive_bolt_pistol
>> Anonymous
>>1082425
Ed Tom and Anton Chigurh were the same person.

Life doesn't just have an ending.
>> Anonymous
It's funny how almost nobody in this thread understood the movie.
>> 1082387
>>1082436

Oh. That makes sense. I just ASSumed it was simply air, since I didn't see any marks on the door lock after it was shot out, and there was no "bullet" found in the dead guy's skull. Not that I'm gonna bother looking at the bootleg again.
>> Anonymous
Greatest bad guy ever.
>> Anonymous
Your old road is rapidly angin'. Please get out of the new one if you can't lend a hand
>> Yes Anonymous
Head on.. Apply directly to the forehead... I hate your commercial but love your product!
>> Anonymous
>>1082475

I suppose you totally missed the part where his girlfriend/wife was talking to the sheriff and he spelled it out for you?

>>1082472

Sad, it was a great movie.

>>1082518

/agree
>> Anonymous
The movie was shit.

Violence for the sake of violence.

Protagonist was apparently NOT the protagonist.

Ambiguous ending.

Shallow storyline.

American cinema needs to stop sucking so bad.
>> Anonymous
>>1082428
The Coen Brothers used a photo of a brothel patron taken in 1879 as a model for Anton Chigurh's hair style. Looking at its weirdness after getting the hair cut, Javier Bardem said "Oh no, now I won't get laid for the next two months".
>> Anonymous
>>1082553

The movie was shit because you're obviously far too moronic to understand the plot and follow the storyline.
>> Anonymous
>>1082553

it won best picture.

therefore,
no one cares what you think.
>> Anonymous
>>1082558

Plot was about a mexican drug deal that went wrong. Chigur was sent in to reclaim the money, but went AWOL. Llewelyn comes across the money, takes it, and runs off with it after people come looking for it.

Llewelyn manages to escape, only to be followed by Chigur who was using a transmitter inside the money to find him.

Chigur is supposed to be pure evil, this is shown by his killing people left and right.

Llewelyn is given the choice of returning the money and saving his wife. He chooses to keep the money and attempt to excape/kill Chigur.

Mexicans find Llewelyn and kill him. Chigur goes to the crime scene to claim the money. He then goes to Llewelyn's wife, where she basically tells him to shove his quarter up is ass and either kill her or not.

You never find out if he killed her or not.

The sheriff and his friend talk about dreams.

The credits roll.

The movie was shit. I understood the plot and the storyline just fine... the movie WAS SHIT.
>> Anonymous
MOAR NO COUNTRY GIFS
>> Anonymous
Movie rocked ass
>> Anonymous
>>1082558

Yes. One of the reasons I like this movie is that based on people's reviews of it you can tell how good they are at understanding complex sentences.

Like this guy:
>>1082387
Sorry you dont understand the boringasfuck dialogue.
>> Anonymous
>>1082569
>>You never find out if he killed her or not.

WOW. Just give up on movies man.
>> Anonymous
Blades of Glory was the shittiest movie I've ever seen but everyone loved it because it was crudely funny and easy to follow. Now we get a genuine masterpiece of a movie, best I've seen in years, and you fags come in and call it shit because it doesn't have any penis jokes in it. You know what? Shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
He checks his feet for blood almost the whole movie, does the same when he leaves the wifes house and dipshit doesnt know if he killed her or not. Yeah man your a master fucking plot reader.
>> Anonymous
>>1082569
Took me so fucking long to find out Llewellyn was dead. The cops come to the scene, ONE body bag is carried out, ONE corpse is at the morgue, and ONE funeral is shown: the mother-in-law's.
>> Anonymous
so much trolling itt
>> Anonymous
>>1082553
Quick recipe
One glass of concrete
One glass of Water
Mix Glass of Water with Glass of concrete
Drink and Harden the fuck up...
Since when was violence for the sake of violence not a reason to go see a movie, and from my recollection of this Movie, Everyone was killed for a reason. Drug runners don't sit down and talk shit out. Go take your narrow minded views back to wherever the fuck you came from

>>1082387
>>1082425
The Reason God Made Holes, Now go jump into one and die
>> Anonymous
>>1082365
Yeah stupid country folk are stupid. They are way too trusting of strangers.
>> Anonymous
>>1082569

anon wants the standard boy meets girl storyline with lots of special effects because those movies are easier to understand
>> Anonymous
why the fuck do people who liked this movie keep assuming that people who didnt like it didnt "get it"...seriously, if there's something to get that we're not getting what the FUCK is it!?
a bunch of people die, the end
tell me what i'm fucking missing in there you assholes who're reading into this stupid murder flick WAY too much
>> Anonymous
thats right
ya slimy bastards got NOTHING
not even a wee little reason
>> Anonymous
>>1082829
hear the speech at the beginning then analyze the dreams at the end, maybe you'll get it after that.
>> Anonymous
The funny thing is that nobody here actually got what the real message was. Lrn to calender. There is your hint.
>> Anonymous
Remember, if you didn't like a movie, that's because you didn't understand the plot/dialogues, it was too DEEP for you.

Also, if a movie got an Oscar it has to be awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>1083061
Are you serious about the oscar comment? Trolling? That's the dumbest shit I've ever read.

Deep? That movie was simple as shit. Bad hair dude is a badass who kills people and wants the money from the suitcase back. He wins in the end. So what?
>> Anonymous
>>1083136
*facepalm* That was sarcasm dude. Is your detector broken?
>> Anonymous
>>1083139
sorry, it was just the second time that someone mentioned it winning an oscar in the thread and I was like wtf.

I have friends in real life who actually watch the Oscars etc etc... makes me so angry that people give those shit-selections credit.

Here's the key to winning an oscar/set of oscars:
1) Play a faggot even if you're straight. Do this once and even if you don't win, you'll be considered a "serious acteur".
2) Be in a movie about cancer/aids/other crushing disease.
3) Play a woman in distress lead-actress role, one where you can be REALLY UPSET by your kid getting lost/being imaginary/maybe/notreally.
4) Be of mixed heritage and act 1/3 as well as any full-blown white or black guy.
5) Be from any other country on the planet and act 1/3 as well as any full-blown native.

Feel free to mix and match. If you are a straight guy playing a faggot and you're half black and half-white and from England, you'll probably win 2 or 3.
>> Anonymous
Since when has winning an Oscar meant anything? Look at the last couple of years - Crash, Million Dollar Baby, are you shitting me? Seems like anything that furiously tries to shove a message down your throat is up for an Oscar nowadays.
I don't know about anyone else, but after the arguments in this thread I have no plan to see this movie.
>> Anonymous
>>1083166

So you've decided to not see a movie based on arguments you've read in a thread. Way to think for yourself.
>> Anonymous
,....
>> Anonymous
>>1083178
Hearing both sides of a discussion and coming up with an decision is a foreign concept to you?
Have you never heard of court, asshat?
Further, I'd rather spend five minutes reading an argument than lose two hours on a piece of shit. Maybe you like to waste your time, I dunno, but try not to be such a stupid bitch about it.
>> Anonymous
>>1083192

You're comparing this to court? So what people have been saying is testimony... Are they expert witnesses in the field of cinema?
>> Anonymous
>>1083192
i assume everyone on 4chan are worldly scholars and value their opinion amongst doctors and moonmen.

and even if you did see the movie, you'll probably hate it because you want to hate it.
>> Anonymous
>>1083201
Sometimes reading a review, or hearing a discussion on the subject, is enough to decide whether or not you're interested in a movie.
>> Anonymous
>>1083206
>you'll probably hate it because you want to hate it.

That's an attempt to dismiss a different opinion "just because"
>> Anonymous
Evil wins, Good looses.

I'd say it was a pretty good movie overall.
Although, It's not like anyones opinion should matter to anyone else on 4chan of all places.
>> Anonymous
>>1083208

Yes sometimes, but that would really depend on how subjective the reviewer is and how much alike you are to said reviewer. It's no good taking advice on a thriller from someone who only likes romantic comedies.
>> Anonymous
>>1083215
>It's no good taking advice on a thriller from someone who only likes romantic comedies.

Hmm, point taken.
>> Anonymous
SAUCE ME NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
It's not just for porn anymore
>> Anonymous
>>1083246
No Country For Old Men
>> Anonymous
I shat on this movie after watching it. I had corn in my stool too. Faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>1083268
Did you eat it. If not you fail.
>> Anonymous
Movie was good. /thread