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Anonymous
I know I'm asking for a bunch of shit here but here goes. the lulz i got from this gif were great, but since I don't follow DC comics I'm not really sure who some of the characers are supposed to be, and why they are funny. Anyone well versed enough to enlighten me?

tl:dr; why is this funnay?
>> Anonymous
go to /r/ or /co/
>> Anonymous
two in the pink one in the stink
>> Anonymous
Only a little over half were DC based. There was a lot of Marvel stuff in there too, along w/ some 3rd party I believe. Regardless, /co/ would be able to help much better, and would also appreciate it for lulz.
>> Anonymous
I know that YellowJacket beat his wife before, thats why he said "she deserved it". Whatisface has vibration powers, thats why he said two in the pink one in the stink.
>> Anonymous
>>956899
>Whatisface has vibration powers, thats why he said two in the pink one in the stink.
WRONG
It's the Shocker. The SHOCKER. As in the hand position (forefinger, middlefinger, and pinky extended, ring finger and thumb closed) that allows you to stick two in the pink and one in the stink.
>> Anonymous
Black Bolt made me lol.
>> Anonymous
One hit this bat fag. LOL Guy Gardener pwns
>> Anonymous
>>956908
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SHOCKER's gauntlets shoot concentrated vibrational air blasts
He vibrates air and is dressed like a quilt. The only reason Spider-Man even bothers with this joke is because he's comedy gold for him.
>> Anonymous
Black Bolt was hilarious.
>> Anonymous
There are a lot of them there. Namor (wings on feet) is a prick. Guy Gardner is a prick who hates Batman. Black Bolt never speaks because a mere whisper is enough to destroy cities with the vibration (he had blank bubbles.)

The white haired dude is a homo called Supreme or something, but he is literally gay.

The Skrull guy (had a flexy arm) was implying he had the Fantastic 4's powers (they're mortal enemies) as one arm was elastic (Mr. Fantastic) and he said guess which part is rock? (The Thing).

Really too many to go over, but if you have specific questions over any of them, describe the costume and I'll answer.

tl;dr - i was a huge comic nerd in high school
>> Anonymous
The guy with the white hair with some Halo effect on his head, yellow and white costume, Apollo is gay and married to Midnighter.

They are the Wildstorm's version of Superman and Batman. Well, gay's version.

That's why he said "... I like her as a friend"
>> Anonymous
Superman - It's his cousin.
Bizzaro - Clone of Superman, can't speak good.
Black Adam - Take no prisoners personality.
Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) - Yellow is his weakness.
Green Lantern (Guy Gardener) - "Hates" Batman.
Green Lantern/Ion (Kyle Rayner) - Mask.
Captain Atom - Nuclear Powers.
Plastic Man - Has elastic powers.
The Flash - Fastest Man on Earth.
Firestorm - Has two personalities.
Martian Manhunter - Is an alien.
Black Vulcan - Is black lolz.
Dr Light - Rapist.
Wonderman - Has superhuman strength.
???
Vision - Is a robot.
Namor - His battle cry is "Imperius Rex".
Blackbolt - Can't speak or he'll destroy everything.
Silver Surfer - Has no visible penis.
Yellowjacket - Physically abused his wife.
Super Skrull - Has all the abilities of the Fantastic Four.
Shocker - Shares the name with the famous "Two in the pink, One in the stick" move.
Omni-Man - Has a Mo.
Invincible - Omni-Man's Son
???
Apollo - Is gay.

Can't remember the two I missed, I think one is DC and the other is Marvel.
>> Anonymous
I think you missed Miracle Man and Dr. Manhatten. I don't know anything about Miracle Man.

Dr. Manhatten has omniscience and can do some pretty god-like stuff.
>> Anonymous
But what was the original scene like? Why was she floating in the air naked?
>> MANONYMOUS !!FrGv93let4X
>>957419
>>957266
First ???, after Wonder Man, is original costume Wonder Man. Second ??? is indeed Dr. Manhattan.
>> Anonymous
>>957438
She's SuperGirl. Just came to earth not too long ago.