LOL
Please, die!
oh damn that scares the hell out of me
If I had no arms or legs I'd be floppin' around pissed as well.
probably spazzing out cuz his balls itch and he can't scratch them
Imagine.. going through puberty without any way to masturbate
>>894034you are shitty.imagine if you didn't know about money your whole life.you'd be happy!ignorance is bliss
fact is, the kid will probably have some sexy nurse slash slut to masturbate him when he's old enoughyou know this to be truemaury povitch will pay for it. he pays for all the crips
>>894060Yeah, cause no one talks about masterbation...
Learn to be flexible - or remove some ribs.
>>894066I don't know what kind of faggots for friends you have but with my circle of friends we never talk about it.''Hey bill, yeah bill! I just fucking came all over my computer desk, do you wanna come over for a beer so we can discuss it?''
>>894073dude, even your dad and mom masturbate.
>>894076The fuck does that have to do with anything.I'm talking about DISCUSSING it, not doing it, you stupid fuckstick.
>>894077why are you a prude about it? you must be a virgin.
yea money has nothing to do with the biological urge to satisfy your horny
>>894091He probably said it because he always feels the need to buy a prostitute, or a doll of some sort, or a fleshlight.
>>894092I have had sex with hookers. Masturbation really is better unless you can afford the expensive ones.
Lol, prude for not talking about masturbation to everybody you know?More like, GTFO and attain at least a reasonable level of normalcy, one which might even pass as acceptable for these boards, then you're on the right track
>>894095Sure thing, virgin.
>>894095normalcy is dumb.
prude faggot
>>894095>>normalcyHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAwhat are you, 12 years old?