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Anonymous
What's more manly than crushing a can against your eye?
>> sUPPERfAGGOT !QDmD6ZKj.s!!KMTLyNYOet9
hahahahhahahahah
>> sUPPERfAGGOT !3GqYIJ3Obs
i like little boys
>> sUPPERfAGGOT !3GqYIJ3Obs!!FIK
i like little boyss
>> Anonymous
Sage because it's Maddox.
>> Zayce !5jNLMai2v2
He couldn't even make sure the same side of the can faced the camera during the "crush?" It's so fake, I want to commit a hate crime.
>> Anonymous
Where'd you find this?
>> Anonymous
maddox isnt funny
>> Anonymous
>>290567
Crushing a can between your nuts.
>> Anonymous
is that a can of starbucks double-shot? what a pussy
>> Anonymous
Maddox is pretty funny but his last article was piss poor and didn't make sense.
>> Anonymous
>>290994

link plz
>> The unicorn lord
maddox is so goddamn retarded. what the fuck... a pirate? what are you, fucking 12? maybe I'd be scarred of a fucking boxer. but a pirate? the fuck is a pirate gonna do: pull a gun on me? fire on me with his cannons!

DAMN MADDOX! SO MANLY!
>> Anonymous
in what way did the last article not make sense?
>> Anonymous
>>291098
Boxer? Haha... boxers are pussies who join a club to mash another guys head 'cause they fail at anything else in life.

Pirates plunder and murder without restraint.. go take a trip through the waters around south-east asia and meet some. Take MPAA and RIAA execs with you please, I'd like them to meet some too (Bring at least one back to inform the rest about *actual* pirates).
>> sUPERfAGGOT !QDmD6ZKj.s!!KMT
>>291214
pirates are not real, idiot
>> Anonymous
His last two artcles have really sucked .
>> Anonymous
It's the paradox of being self-rightous about hating people who are self rightous.
>> Anonymous
>>291223
thats called hypocrisy..... a paradox is like "Could god microwave a borrito so hot that not even he could eat it?"
>> Anonymous
>>291214
You are Maddox. AICMFP. You pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>291210
It was didn't have a valid point and it wasn't coherent. Therefore bollocks.
>> EffingAmazing
Boo hoo, a Maddox gif! Shut up assholes. Some of us think he's funny. Only a pussy bitches about what a pussy a satirical internet writer is. Pussies.

So says a lesbian.
>> EffingAmazing
>>291259
im a fag
>> Anonymous
/r/ that gif of the woman crushing a beer can with her tit, now thats manly!
>> EffingAmazing
>>291276
I enjoy suckling Maddox' jiggling man boobs.
>> EffingAmazing
I suck dicks.
>> SUPERFAGGOT !GlOUPUfXuc!!u6m
HAY GUYS
>> EffingAmazing
>>291291
TRIPCODE PHAIL
>> Porsche 959
Crushing a glass bottle with your balls is more manly.
>> sUPERfAGGOT !QDmD6ZKj.s!!KMT
Who is this Madden fellow?
>> STEVEN
maddox is an ugly moron