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Anonymous
Zombies do not attack each other because: Zombies are room temperature or colder and very dry, humans are relatively hot and pretty squishy. Things are easier to chew when they're hot and moist. (Like vaginas.) That's why that leftover steak from the other night is so much tougher after it's been in the fridge, it's now cold and dry.
Zombies don't eat each other because they are lazy fucks, and they don't want to hurt their jaws.
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