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Anonymous
About the idiots that always pop up in zombie threads..

Silencers are fucking retarded. It's not going to matter. It's just going to add weight to your weapon and make it a pain in the ass to cartu around, not only that but I don't think the zombies will give two shits. They just want to BITE you.

Secondly, fire. Yes, fire. Who the FUCK thought that out? Fire+Zombies=Burning zombies eating your flesh. That simple.

Third, none of you know how to fucking use a katana. I've noticed in EVERY zombie thread someone SPECIFICALLY says "Katana" and how they're a trained swordsman with it or some bullshit. Well, there's three flaws, one I already told you, you don't know how to use a fucking katana. That's that. The second flaw, unless you're a blacksmith or some shit or you just bought an ACTUAL katana, you're dull replica won't do shit. The third flaw is, there are thousands of swords that could easily do more damage than a katana, but are you REALLY going to let them get that close to you? You're not a ninja or some shit, and your arms are going to tire out some time soon, and seeing as most of the majority of /gif/ are a bunch of fatass nerds, your arms will tire out VERY quickly. That is, if you could actually stop eating that fucking whopper and get out of the chair you've been sitting in for so long it smells like you and get the fucking shitty chink steel.

That is all.
>> Anonymous
kids baseball bat ftw
>> Anonymous
When you're not trying to attract further zombies (for instance, when you're attempting an escape) silencers or a silent weapon are ideal. Zombies hunt with all of their senses. One gunshot could attract all zombies within earshot, which, if they all start to moan could attract even more.

l2zombiesurvivalguide
>> Anonymous
>>1324694
>Zombies hunt with all of their senses

What are you, fucking retarded?
>> Anonymous
I'll build a sentry!
>> Anonymous
>>1324697

You haven't read the zombie survival guide, then. Zombies can hear, smell, and see at levels much higher than an average human.

Learn your shit before you try to argue.
>> Anonymous
>>1324699
why not just stay in spawn? zombies cant come in.
>> Anonymous
>>1324700
protip: zombies arent real
there are hundreds of contradicting "facts" for zombies, including whatever anybody makes up on the spot

Dont waste time learning about shit that isnt real
>> Anonymous
>>1324703

You started it.
>> Anonymous
>>there are thousands of swords that could easily do more damage than a katana

OK true, but they all require a significantly greater amount of effort to wield. I won't argue that a full-on strike from a claymore will do less overall damage than one from a katana, but if you're looking to cut off heads en masse, katana is the way to go.

>>your arms will tire out VERY quickly
All the more reason to have a very light, very sharp weapon...minimum effort, maximum effect

>>fucking shitty chink steel
The material used in authentic katanas is superior in quality to really any other steel ever

>>1324688
Fucking yes. I prefer to wrap mine in barbed wire if possible also.
>> Anonymous
>>1324700
You are a mother fucking disappointment.
>> Anonymous
>>1324707
Folded steel?
Folded steel is better than any other steel? Hah! You wish.
>> Anonymous
>>1324707

>>The material used in authentic katanas is superior in quality to really any other steel ever

Not as such..no.
>> Anonymous
the reason people say katana is because you can use one in the game Dead Rising and it's awesome in it. Learn some facts before you start bitching and trying to ruin everyone's fun. Faggot
>> Anonymous
The virgin rage is strong in this thread.
>> Byere
Don't swords, of any type, break if enough force is hit against the side of the blade? Obviously, the amount of force would depend on the sword and the craftsmanship of said sword... but my point still stands.

I say just get a big chunk of solid metal (a long lead or steel pipe would do nicely) and bludgeon the fuckers to death... or re-death... or whatever it would be called
>> Anonymous
Take an american, the fat levels in any american will be enough to possibly kill the zombies due to a wayyyyy too high cholestrol level.
>> sage
Guess you did read the Zombie Survival Guide?
>> Anonymous
how about there will never be zombies and you are a faggot

That is all.
>> Anonymous
Don't use a fucking sword, they only have one purpose. Use a crowbar of something.
>> Anonymous
hammer strapped to the hand
hit the jaw,
no jaw, no bites
problem solved
>> Anonymous
lol @ faggots who have never seen a romero film in their lives
>> Anonymous
STEP 1 GO TO MUSEUM
STEP 2 FIND SUIT OF ARMOR
STEP 3 ???
STEP 4 PROFIT!!!

zombies can really just claw n shit, hold onto your helmet and you're pretty safe it seems as long as you arent just brute force overpowered. good to sleep in though to prevent rape
>> Anonymous
attention dummies: a katana you would actually use to kill people would cost in the tens of thousands of dollars, also: when swarmed a katana wont do shit, nor will any sword. all you are fat weeaboo faggots you would get tired after 10 minutes, go away

also: zombies dont exist all your zombie "facts" are irrelevant
>> Anonymous
i'd use mortal kombat
>> Anonymous
ultimate zombie defence = LHC
DUH
fucking newfags.
>> Anonymous
lightsabres > all

go through all never run out
>> Captain Awesome !ur6F5gR21E
>>1324786

ITT: Retards.

Read the ZSG. All a suit of armor does is make you canned food.
>> Anonymous
>>1324776
The zombie virus/syndrome/comet bacteria/whatever can be spread through ANY form of passage into the system. Say you manage to knock one of the fucker's jaw off, the blood splatter can fly right down your throat as your screaming in virgin rage. Even if you manage to avoid this, the thing can still claw through your first layer of skin in struggle, thus spreading the infection into your blood. Its simple, destroy the brain and the body will die. Unless its been injected with Dr. West's re-agent syrum, you likely won't see a headless zombie still trying to fuck up your day. I'm not ignorant, a sword would be shit in a crowded street full of the walking dead. Unless they're the fast bastards in the DotD remake, your best(and only likely) method of survival would be the ability and means to just get the fuck away.
>> Anonymous
>>1324686

Actually im trained in the use of a katana.

Fucker.

P90 Would be immensely effective. As well as an AK47 due to the fact they are the BEST gun ever made. No jam, and LONG lasting with a high caliber. I would have a Deagle on the side just in case.
>> Anonymous
i read a book at borders about ninja magic, so i think ill be able to handle a few zombies no trouble thank you very much.
>> Anonymous
>>1324818
I'd wear light chainmail
>> Anonymous
what is a zombie?
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
M37 light shotgun for crowd control. Sure, an AK or G3 would be so much fun, but with the consideration in mind that whatever wetback might still be alive, he probably won't give you any ammunition unless offered a taco. An assault rifle of any kind wouldn't be very ideal given the consideration that procuring the bullets in whatever city your in would be more than difficult, especially with an angry mob of the undead on your ass. Two nine millis on the side for individual encounters would make more sense.
>> Anonymous
wtf is wrong with /b/
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
1. go to hospital
2. find the newborns
3. start throwing at zombies like grenades
4.????
5. profit!
>> Anonymous
1. go to hospital
2. find the newborns
3. start throwing at zombies like grenades
4.????
5. profit!
>> Anonymous
my right hand wont get tired that soon, I practice with it very often, like 2-3 times a day

I has got a pretty strong right hand, indeed sir
>> Anonymous
>>1324861

you're a fucking fat nerd. That explains it. " id use a deagle" You wouldnt be able to handle the recoil at all, much less aim under pressure. PC games =/= Real life.
>> Anonymous
>>1324686
lol, "... [silencers] add weight to your weapon..."?

OP is a fucking pussy and a weak-ass motherfucker. Attracting zombies with your loud-ass blasts is the worst thing to do.

Use what you can find. If the katana is the only thing you have, that's what you use. Dumbshit.
>> Anonymous
OP's pictures is not an animated gif. Report him with me.
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
You're arguing about zombies and you call US nerds?

Protip: Get a life before I take it.
>> Anonymous
>>1324861
And let me guess, a sniper so you can go get some headshots on the Counter terrorists?
>> Anonymous
>>1324861
I agree on the p90, but I have to disagree on the deagle, it's heavy and only carries 7 bullets. A glock would be way more efective. In fact, a HK USP would be better since glock can't would a silencer.

As for melee, the shaolin spear seems very efective.
>> Anonymous
>>1324945
>As for melee, the shaolin spear seems very efective.

Shit my spear is stuck!
..shit
>> Anonymous
Lol zombies, somebodeh get the antitroll...

Whilst a katana would be awesome, you really gotta know how to cut, theres more to it than swinging it at someone lol, Yeah live bladed shinken cost a shitlot, the other thing is they're pretty high maintenance, cept if you look after it well with the kit and dont go hacking away at angles it'll last a pretty long time. The thing with imitation katanas is that they become detatched at the tsuba easily and fling apart. Anyweh I do iaido but if there was a zombie armageddon i would fucking brick it tbh. Zombie survival guide's good for these threads
>> Anonymous
everyone here can only name guns that are only found in counterstrike.
>> Anonymous
STFU I WOULD HEADSHOOT ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS EVERY DAY WITH A FAP SHOT

FUCK ALL U EAT A ZOMBIE DICK AND DIE U FUCKIN DUMB FUCKS
>> Anonymous
>>1324945
Play less CS and come into the real world of guns.
>> Hat
Two words /gif/: Napalm and Kittens
>> Anonymous
Bone is hard to cut through. Even with a katana getting a clean slice all the way through bone is hard. You'll eventually end up having your blade stuck in some zombie's chest cavity and while you're tugging away at your sword someone will eat you.
>> Anonymous
Simple; I'd just FALCON PAUNCH them, with FALCON KICKS for crowd control.

Who needs a fucking katana?
>> Anonymous
Swords < Aluminum baseball bat to the teeth. Especially if you can weight it.

Unless they're 28 Days Later zombies, in which case kill yourself.

Silencers weigh a few fucking ounces OP, die.

If zombies /actually/ worry you, and you're "getting prepared" or something, go North where it's too cold to not freeze solid without heat and survival tactics.
>> Anonymous
you faggots found the way here now? Damn infestations. Require some serious chemo here.
>> Anonymous
Take an M1A1 Abrams and just drive through the crowd until you reach the coast...
Then grab the first off-shore you can find, equip it witha fucking M61 Vulcan and a LOT of bullets, optionally a couple of Javelin...
Then go until you reach the first island and then shoot yourself, because you have forgotten to pick up some food... XD
>> Anonymous
>>1324700

-1/10
>> Mental House Lelouch
Doesn't matter to me I'll just use my Portable LHC Cannon on them.
>> Anonymous
>>1324861
Wow, you have such an advance knowledge in guns...
Did you learn from playing Counter-Strike?
>> Anonymous
the REAL problem with silencers is that they massively reduce the kinetic energy that goes into the bullet, and the completely knacker your effective range.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Faggots who think a book is truthful.
I bet you're all a bunch of christfags.
>> Anonymous
>>1324861
obvious underage b&
>> Anonymous
Kill it with fire.

Also..

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
im also a faggot. is there somewhere i have to sign up, or can i just post in this thread too?
>> Anonymous
>>1324924
Because you're more likely to find a REAL katana then a lead pipe or a gun.
You should go outside more.
>> Anonymous
Leather biker suit, chainmail/sharksuit crash helmet and machetes.

yeah you're fucked now doubters, but not as fucked as the zombies.
>> Anonymous
id just find the closest zombie and let him bite me, then hunt down your newfags 1 by 1 and have some brains for dinner.
>> Anonymous
UR all retards. No zombies in RL. 2 kill movie zombies use Ur imagination.

That aside, use a muslim terrorist: Will blow up some of them, attract all others. Then just avoid them and sneak out of town.

(THEN avoid all other humans cuz they won't believe that you are no zombie and kill you on sight :D)
>> Anonymous
Wait, what do I do if the zombies start flying?
>> Anonymous
Alright, here's the plan:
We're going to Rick Roll the MTV Europe awards.

1. Go to http://ema.mtv.co.uk/vote/#__
2. Scroll the bottom of screen
3. In the box titled "nominate," select "Best Act Ever" in the drop box.
4. Type "Rick Astley" in for your nomination
5. ?????
6. PROFIT!
>> Anonymous
long thread is looooooong
>> Anonymous
Trying to kill a zombie with a sword is failure. The only way you can do it is to remove the head. Your not going to be cutting off a lot of head with a sword. Use a heavy axe.

The ZSG is full of shit, I raged when I read that fools comments on firearms.
>> Anonymous
>>1324686
This anon is right though. No one on 4chan knows how to effciently wield a katana. Were all just posers here anyway. Inb4 "I have a 4th degree black belt in ninjitsu"
>> wtf Anonymous
>>1324686

Last time I checked retard zombies were decayed reanimated corpses since when can they hunt with all their senses.
>> Anonymous
>>1324686I use pie, even zombies love pie.
>> Anonymous
Zombies everywhere...
You don't know how to use a gun...
Grab the first "normal" girl you find and rape her to death!

Fuck! It's doomsday! Who am I to kill all thoose zombies?
STICK IT IN HER POPPER!
>> Anonymous
well, fire is ass for zombie killin, but looks cool.

And yeah, a short, razor sharp sword, easily obtained, will do more than a katana, due to the katana needing a LOT of skill to use.

I'm in trades, so I could use that small (2.5' blade) sword for a while without tiring, but yeah I'd have a gun too, cause all those chopped necks will dull the blade.
ergo, pick up a blade sharpener, available at any hardware or hunting goods store
>> Anonymous
>>1325088

Depends entirely on the age of the zombie. It's not unlikely that a recently reanimated zombie would have full use of it's senses.
>> Anonymous
just use a goddam crowbar it works for MIT graduates
>> Anonymous
explain this theory.

Zombies hunt because they are hungrey amiright?
What is the first thing that drives hunger?
answer : pain
Thus, zombies feel pain?
>> Anonymous
I second that use of crowbar.
>> Anonymous
no zombies hunt because they would be really lame if they just stood there
>> #fortune Anonymous
>>1324707

Not Damascus steel. That shit had carbon nanotubes nigger.
>> #fortune Anonymous
>>1324686

Who needs weapons?

1. Get boat
2. Sail to uninhabited island with lots of dried goods
3. Profit!
>> Anonymous
>>1325187

Still not safe nigger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSPG9QQg4C0
>> #fortune Anonymous
>>1325188

Go to really goddamn cold uninhabited island in the Aleutian archipelago

I've never met a zombie that could swim and survive in arctic conditions
>> Anonymous
Always have to wonder why, if zombies hunt because of hunger why they don't just eat each other?.. zombie vore orgy... I'm John McCain and I approve this message.
>> Anonymous
>>1325209
you've met a zombie?
>> Anonymous
ill just fight the zombies with the OP's dildo.
>> Anonymous
I think i'll use my katana.
>> Anonymous
1. zombies aren't real

2. What is with the big caliber weapons? If anything, a sawn off 12gauge would be nice for some stopping power, but if the only way to kill a zombie is with a head shot, then the best choice would be a .22 pistol/semi auto rifle combo. because...
1.Same ammo, and compare 50 .22 rounds to 50 9mm rounds or 50 .45 rounds, the .22s are a hell of a lot lighter, and since they're used for target practice, you can find bricks of 500 at almost any sporting good store/ wal-mart
2. they have almost no kick, so you can fire off rounds all day and not be sore, plus both can be easily fired with one hand
>> Anonymous
>>1325251
A shot to the head will stop most living humans, because most living humans rely on the abiliity to think to control their motor skills.

Unless you can specifically hit the part of the brain directly related to movement, you're just splattering zombie juice everywhere.

Provided a .22 can even pierce the skull, i've had that shit ricochet off sheetrock and pressed aluminum.
>> Anonymous
ITT: People who think weapons are complicated.

SWORD: Grasp the handle, and swing at the target with the sharp end of the sword. Aim for weak points such as neck.

GUN: Hold with both hands stretched out in front of you, put index finger on trigger. Find target, point at target, pull trigger.

IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
>> Anonymous
why all the folks raging that zombies aren't real and will never exist?
if you think so, then why post in this thread?
>> Anonymous
lol dude calm the fuck down you need to take a fucking chill pill
>> #fortune Anonymous
>>1325272

Couldn't you just hang out on the top of a plateau in the desert or something?

I'm in California and I'd consider the following locations as the best defensible areas in California:

1. Any of the Channel Islands except Catalina. Preferably the one that is a Navy target range.
2. Mt. San Jacinto on the watershed between Los Angeles and the Imperial Valley,
3. On a boat in the Salton Sea. The only fish that can still survive in there are tilapia but you could survive on them for a few months or however long it would take for zombies to starve to death.
4. Half Dome or other similar granite formations in Yosemite.
>> Anonymous
>>1324699
>>1324702

ITT: TF2 fags
>> Anonymous
The powah disagrees
>> Anonymous
>>1325292
we'll ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
>> Anonymous
A large supply of claymore mines set up around somewhere would be interesting...
>> Anonymous
i would use sasha to mow them down.. and then i would eat my sandvich>>1325291
>> Anonymous
By the way... There is no such thing as a silencer for a firearm. There are suppressors, but these can only take a limited number of rounds before they become ineffective.

They are designed to slightly mask and transform the sound, making it unrecognizable as a gunshot. Seeing as any random noise will attract zombies, it will be useless...
>> Anonymous
CHAINSAW
>> Anonymous
>>1325329
fucking right!
keep enough fuel and you're set.
>> Anonymous
>>1324700
omg what a fucking faggot
>> Anonymous
>>1325324


It's a fucking silencer you dipshit.
lamethrowers don't lITERALLY pick up flames and throw them, but we dont call them fire transfer devices.
>> Anonymous
>>1325340


*Flamethrowers
>> Anonymous
has anyone just of just pushing the zombies out of the fucking way? they're slow and dumb, more of a nuisance than a threat. just don't let them bite you, like venomous spiders, or snakes, except instead of killing you, you die, come back to life, and spread the disease
>> Anonymous
>>1325343
no, i prefer lamethrowers
>> Anonymous
>>1325344


speaking sort of realistically, we'd probably be faced with some form of rabies or another mutated form of a fucked up rage virus. In that case they'd probably run you the fuck out of town like the kenyans.
>> Anonymous
I'd use my mace of destruction, it has bonuses against the undead.
>> Anonymous
Good sir, I was going to inform you that you are posting in the wrong place. However, I then realized I wouldn't want you anywhere near my home when the zeds arrive. Do us a favor when they do, and remove your head preemptively.
>> 11586788
ur rite. nerdos wont last... use bastard sword, or if ur really fat just drop bombs. zombies dont care. who fuckin said we had to fight each 1 anyways. Bombs. Final solution...
>> Anonymous
>>1324686
HOW TO USE A KATANA (or sword of personal choice or availability).
1. Grip the hilt. TIP: Use both hands.
2. Remove from sheath if there is one.
3. Hit attacker. TIP: Refrain from hitting yourself. TIP: Hit attacker with sharp end, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!
Now you know how to use a sword, JOY!

Why would you use a sword instead of a gun? Good question. SWORDS DON'T NEED AMMUNITION!
Plus, IT'S BETTER THEN NOTHING!

I hope this has been educational.
>> Anonymous
Jesus, how sad is it that fire is discounted. If the muscles burn up, then zombie no move. And if you hit a human form with heat, it does not just burn like a candle. It has reactions such as muscles pulling TIGHT. Oh yeah, they would get a few steps, but then let's think about this... Unless the zombie uses some mystical LIFESIGHT then the flames pretty much render it unable to hear, or sense anything. It has an equal chance to hit a whole bunch and light the mob on fire.

Burn them. Burn them in droves. Light a fucking FIRE unto the night.
>> Faggots. Anonymous
Good thing no one cares what anyone thinks here, and goes about their own way regardless of the non sensical bullshit they post... amirite? I fuckin' hate you all. Even the OP. Find something better to do.
>> Anonymous
Problem with fire is that well...it takes a while for the zombie to burn to nothing. I would recommend not getting close enough for melee combat as well. Stick to a pistol or rifle. If your aim sucks and they are closer than wanted...use a shotgun.

Not all of us are survivors from "All Flesh Must Be Eaten"
>> Anonymous
it makes me sad b/c i know it'll never happen
>> Anonymous
You fucking idiots know there are neutron bombs under every major city in case of outbreaks.

Yeah you faggots don't even know what neutron bombs are,
>> Anonymous
>>1325418
the nerdo in this post is win

btw

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>> Anonymous
OP forgot the mention the problem with ALL bladed weapons. They will get stuck. You can't afford to be vulnerable while you pull your sword out of a zombie's neck. Blunt weapons are where it's at.
>> Anonymous
>>1325133
lrn2Pschology101
"hunger" is more complex than pain
>> Anonymous
>>1324707

>The material used in authentic katanas is superior in quality to really any other steel ever

You forgot wootz steel, the stuff they use to make Damascus swords, that has carbon nanotubes in it so it's really strong and sharp. You know, all those stories about dropping a silk scarf on the blade and it getting cut in half.

But in general, yeah, folded steel is going to last much longer.
>> Anonymous
>>1324686
Successful troll!
>> Anonymous
>>1325418
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
>> Anonymous
>>1325434
lulz you dumbshits realy think that steel made hundreds of years ago by people with little to no knowledge of chemistry or metallurgy is going to be superior to modern steel because they folded it a bunch? are you guys 13? lulz samurai are teh best
>> Anonymous
>>1325376

Then you have a horde of flaming zombies after your ass. They won't be "dead" until the brain is destroyed, and until the flames consume it you have shambling torches doing everything in their power to OMNOMNOM you to contend with.
>> Anonymous
It's so entertaining when a bunch of minors who don't own a gun talk about this kinda stuff. Go back to playing call of duty 4 please.
>> Anonymous
>>1325457
Actually they had very advanced knowledge of metallurgy and their steel was some of the best at the time. Folding steel was a good way to ensure the even distribution of carbon in the iron. Now-a-days though, we have much more reliable ways of producing stronger, more flexible steel. Spring steel for instance. Even being an asian and a hopeless weaboo on top of it, I'd rather take pot shots at zombies from far away with a high0caliber, semi-automatic rifle.
>> Anonymous
I would probably take a page from "Shawn of the dead" and just impersonate a zombie to get places (if i could muster up enough courage to do so), no need to kill them that will just tire you out... plus you won't be able to kill all of them. It would be pointless. Save your Ammo/ strength for when it is only nessicery. But the trick is to live where it is cold so the zombies will freeze. I would suggest the yukon or at least northern saskatchewan where you can see them from a mile away.
>> Anonymous
I think that he forgot this is /gif/. Our arms wouldn't be weak, strength from fapping.
>> Anonymous
I wish I could take everybody in this thread, line you all up single file and then slap you in turn.
>> Anonymous
I WOULD DUEL WEILD DESERT EGALS CAUSE THERE THE BEST MOST POWEFRUJFL ACCURATE GFUNS
>> Anonymous
chainsaws get the job done, hasnt anybody seen evil dead
>> Anonymous
Poasting in a troll thread.
>> Anonymous
I was going to add my RAAAAAAGE to this thread, but I noticed the gif wasn't animated

So I add my SAAAAAAAAGE instead
>> Anonymous
lulz, I have a real katana.
also, throwing stars.
REUSABLE AMMO, NIGGER
>> Anonymous
Shaolin spade or sharp shovel FTW!
>> Anonymous
I'd use a bus or some other large vehicle.
>> Anonymous
a deagle is not that accurate... especially not 2. id use this baby. prolly turn them inside out
>> Anonymous
You need to establish which zombies you're talking about first.

If Romero zombies, pretty much any non-toy gun will destroy the brain. Everything else is just dick-waving.
>> Anonymous
>>1325537
A BUS? that would be even harder to swing than a sword. jeezus
>> Anonymous
>>1325538
http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/photos/weapons_fireams/thorraptor.jpg

this is what i was talkin about
>> They
>>1324686
What I'd use in a zombie apocalypse:

Posters of Rule 34 on Rosie O'Donnell.

Not even dead people want that shit near 'em.
>> Anonymous
>>1325540
LOL
>> Anonymous
Fuck swords and guns.

1)Build starport with control tower.
2)build science facility with physics lab.
3)build shit load of battle cruisers
4)????
5)Profit!
>> Anonymous
I'd just go to my cabin and live in my houseboat after stealing a years worth of gas. And for supplies I have the supermarket and nature herself. I know a lot about medicinal and edible herbs. I'm also a psychologist so I could probably keep the party members sane enough to not shoot me. and there's also a cliff that's about 200 ft. above the lake so if the shit hits the fan we could lay the last defense there and jump in the lake as a last ditch effort to live.
>> Anonymous
Id build build additional pylons around my house.
>> Anonymous
I'd just live in a M1 Abrams tank.

Zombies can't bite through composite armor. If they could, I'd fill them with anti-personnel flechette rounds.
>> Anonymous
>>1325591
As a psychologist you would probably just know *why* they shot you. You don't have any magical powers of persuasion just for having a B.A.
>> Anonymous
Organize a group, steal dirt and fertilizer and plant seed, take a cruise boat into ocean, turn top deck into farmland, turn engines to just produce high enough heat to boil salt water to form steam for drinking and irrigation water. Guns are not necessary. Cattle and chickens can be taken if available. Knives would be useful. Guns would be unnecessary. If fuel runs out convert engines to burn waste products. Use ashes as fertilizer in future. Dump waste products into ocean, currents carry it away. Electricity would be unnecessary
>> Anonymous
But how would I get my cp if there's no electricity
>> Anonymous
Print it before you escape.
>> Anonymous
/k/ is that-a-way

-------------------------- >
>> Anonymous
>>1324861

AK47s are shitty shitty guns they jam all the fucking time and arent acurate for shit. the only reason theyre so prominent is the badass look of them and theyre cheap and easy to find
>> Anonymous
Live in a prison

No zombies, lotsa food, guns, and free buttsex
>> Anonymous
>>1325653
can i bring my katana? I could stand outside the walls and have epic battles with the zombies
>> Anonymous
Fuck all of you're ideas. I'll counter attack with a ZERG RUSH!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Hint: Katanas are slicing weapons. Meant to harm the opponent via slicing them open. They are not hacking weapons.

If you wish to hack (which is relatively stupid given a blood born disease or whatever) you will want either an Axe, a Machette or a Broadsword/Bastard Sword/Two Handed Sword.

However a blunt weapon would be ideal as it would not only reduce the chances of being lodged in the fucker's skull, but it would reduce the splatter and thus the risk of infection.

That and a shit-ass cheap reproduction mace is still a mass of steel on the end of an easily replaced stick. Where as a reproduction sword found anywhere but a specialty dealer is going to be made of Stainless Steel most likely and thus it will shatter and send shards of sharp infection covered steel into your fucking retarded face.
>> Anonymous
>>1325647
They jam...but are easily fixed. They break...but replacement parts are all over the fucking place. They use shit ammo...which is about as easy to find as 9mm, 12guage and .22.

The key though is that you can pre-prepare large capacity magazines and fire them one bullet at a time while remaining accurate and knowing that even if you have to throw your gun away you can keep the ammo because you'll find a new one soon enough.
>> Anonymous
>>1324686

Silencers are not silencers, they are Suppressors. They suppress the sound, not silence it. They don't weigh much, considering all they are made of is aluminum and sheet metal. And it would be worth it to have on the move, Considering zombies, reduced to animal instinct, would only know to follow their senses. They can't find you by touch, taste, or scent. They will rely completely on sight and hearing. The more quiet you are the better.

If you just think about the human body you would find that fire would quickly destroy skin and muscle tissues. Our bodies, being 60 to 70 percent water, couldn't handle the damage and wouldn't be able to move, and the brain would surely suffer the most. Try to imagine the amount of time you could walk before the fire dries your muscle like jerky. The intense heat would dry out all tissues within minutes , rendering them motionless, and the effect would promptly move on to destroy the water dependent brain.

Katanas are pretty lame for the price. Even if you do shell out 350 bucks on some 9050 mono steel Katana that can cut a dog in half, you could do just as much good with a 20 dollar machete, and it's shorter, and only requires one hand.
>> Anonymous
>>1325647
Stop buying WASR-10's
Just put the cash into a saiga.
>> Anonymous
>>1325370
So you're suggesting cutting the zombies with cheap-grade steel untill they...bleed to death? Ever tried to take a light weight object, even if sharp, and force it through something as thick as bone? It's why axes are used for cutting trees down...they are heavily weighted and made for hacking, unlike your shitty little katana that is going to dull like made upon impact with bone, let alone cut cleanly through it.
>> Anonymous
>>1325671
He was obviously refering to OP's statement about people not knowing how to use a sword.
FAIL
>> row row fight the powah
I built up plenty of arm endurance through years of plentiful masturbation. I'll stick with a longsword.
>> Anonymous
>Silencers are fucking retarded.
Dude silencers can add length to the barrel for accuracy. And they look badass on most guns imo.


>>1324802
thank you.
>> Anonymous
>>1325712
silencers reduce accuracy and range.

phail.
>> Anonymous
>>1325726


QFT
>> Anonymous
KATANA
>> Anonymous
pitchfork.
/thread
>> Anonymous
Does no one ever research anymore? It's as close as wikipedia you fucking morons.

Various facts from wiki-

Hunters using centerfire rifles find suppressors bring various important benefits that outweigh the extra weight and resulting change in the firearm's center of gravity. By reducing noise, recoil and muzzle-blast, it enables the firer to follow-through calmly on his first shot and fire a further carefully-aimed shot without delay if necessary. Wildlife of all kinds are often confused as to the direction of the source of a well-suppressed shot.
(Zombie senses are limited to a basic animalistic sort)

The highest-quality rifle suppressors available today have a claimed service life of greater than 30,000 rounds.
(Durability isn't a concern)

Some manufacturer data suggests that suppressors can reduce a rifle's recoil by over 60%. The suppressor also has the often-neglected benefit of reducing muzzle flash by as much as 90%.

So yeah, get a silencer if you can because it will help you out.
Also, bladed weapons are a last resort, you'll very likely just die if you have to use it for any extended period and katanas are for weaboo faggots. I'm also a faggot for taking the time and effort to actually type this, so fuck you I'm going to jack off now.
>> Anonymous
I thought about this a little OP, what you think?:

Zombies eyes will be one of the first sensory functions to fail due to the eyes delicate nature and the violent process of zombification. Also, being an eating machine on 'auto-pilot', a zombie will use it's senses in a more balanced fashion, meaning less reliance on sight and an equal use of sight, sound, smell. They won't hear better than humans, just not ignore it in favour of sight.

A silencer would be invaluable in terrain crossing, making it possible to open up pathways without alerting swarms to your presence. And such a big tough guy like OP should be able to handle the few extra lbs a silencer weighs.

Swords should be ignored in place of a martial art such as judo, designed to block and throw enemies with minimum effort. Swords create blood, causing confusion and mess leading to a team mate killed or slipping over and getting your dick eaten off.

Thoughts?
>> Anonymous
>>1324700
lol seriously? did you make that shit up or read it in wikipedia? last time i met a zombie it didnt do any of that shit. fukn newb
>> Anonymous
>>1324700

I have the book dumbass, they don't do it at a higher level, they just don't ignore the other senses in favour of sight. Same levels, just a balanced reliance.

Next time you read something, actually read it, don't just skip the pages looking for a naked girl zombie to jack ur tiny peenor off to.
>> Anonymous
how about this faggots....zombies dont exist! now shut the fuck up!
>> Anonymous
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
>> Anonymous
>>1324700

Not consistent with the rest of what we know about them. They're decaying matter. This is why they're so slow. Their senses should depend on their state of decay. So they're always worse than ours.
>> Anonymous
>>1324776

*scrapescrapescrape*
>> Anonymous
>>1324686

You fail, silencers are good for taking out zombies without sound.

Fire is fucking good, Personally I would get on higher ground, somewhere where they can`t reach me and fire them up. Their muscles will burn so no more movement around them.

You are right at hand to hand combat, but if you really have to go hand to hand you have to choices...

a)a improved medieval armor, but this flawed, it gives protection, but no mobility.
b)some lightweight blade, and some padding, flaws: one bite and its game over, but with this at least you can get yourself out of a zombie crowd.

Personally if I would have to go against zombies I would use a minigun and shitloads of ammo. Those bullets can go through 5-6 zombies. Zombie meat will be flying up in the air.

The best way to avoid zombies is to capture a tank.
>> Anonymous
>>1325772
this
>> Anonymous
>>1324707
Weight from claymore actuallt makes it better at slican up zombie.

ITT: PEOPLE FORGETTING ABOUT BONES. AND MUSCLE.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
It's been a very long time since I've seen this much failure gather in one thread
>> Anonymous
World War Z!!! Read it! by Max Brooks!!!! fucking amazing...the scariest and most "if it were to happen" reality you'll ever read about zombies!
>> Anonymous
>>1325796
this guy knows what he's talking about. How many zombies are going to fuck with you in a tank?
>> Anonymous
>>1325848

dude FUCK THAT. I want to chop off that guys head
>> Anonymous
>>1325895
and the fail continues
>> Anonymous
Who needs katana when you can have chainsaw??
Doom 3-chainsaw here please!
>> Sage
Let me get this straight.
>>1324694
>>1324700
>>1324734
>>1324818
>>1324953
The above are absolute intolerable, ronery faggots who consider the Survival Guide their Bible. Do you know what kind of people do that? Sweaty Fan-Boy Fucks who thought the Resident Evil series "Rocked" or Metalfags. You decide what is worse.

On the topic of this lethal dosage of cancer. Katanas. Fuck your homosexual virgin rage, apply this tactic.
>>1325351
Whenever you say Katana, All I see is this.
>>1325523
If worse came to worse, I would use a Claymore Sword, bring from Scotland I would get some pluses at least.
>> TheAdmiral
OP has obviously never read Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide.
>> Anonymous
>>1324861
Where did you learn about firearms? Counterstrike? Fucking moron.
>> Anonymous
Heres a thought, zombies require muscle to move, all that is required to stop a zombie is an electrical current (non to small either) your best bet would be a Damn of sorts with a rigged electrical floor hooked right up to a few of the generators, and because the human body is electrically conductive, a high enough voltage or amperage should stop them from pilling either and walking over the limp bodies. eventually the way will be blocked so make sure you have supplies, most dams should be large enough to do hydroponics of veggies and such. and a supply of ammunition incase they pop through somehow and a bludgeoning device incase you do run out of ammo.

The only thing is keeping the generators in running condition, and no you cant have a world without water or else everything will turn to dust, yes even your precious zombies.

And to all you naysayers, unless the ZSG includes MAGICZ Zombies then l2fuckignnervoussystem yes it still exists and yes this is why a shot to the head wont outright kill a zombie but a large shock or large sized round to the spine or base of the neck will kill a zombie. Its the brain that sends charges, the zombie may wiggle a bit but thats just any residual charges leaving.
>> Anonymous
>>1326031
also sage
>> Anonymous
>>1326031
>>1326032
err the shot to the spine wont kill it but it will remove the ability for the muscles to get the necessary movement signals in order to eat your sorry ass.
>> Anonymous
LOL Katana Fags.

"doods, Morpheus totally sliced teh SUV in teh Matrix, plus I totally saw it cut a bullet in haff in dat one youtube vid... It iz teh bestest wepanz EVAR!!!"
>> Anonymous
>>1324686
Not going to bother reading this topic, but I can refute all three of your points pretty easily.

Outside of the first Resident Evil games, all zombies react to sound. About the largest Suppressor you'll find is around 19 oz, that's a little over a pound. It won't weigh you down, and it will hardly make your gun more difficult to carry, not compared to all the ammo you'd have to tote around. If you're in an urban environment and need to move, you'd be a lot better off making little sound so you can conserve ammunition.

Fire's effectiveness is dictated by caution, not your pessimistic assumptions as to how it will end. The best time to use fire is when you have a secured escape route, or a strong reinforcement to either deter or hold them at bay. It won't dispatch them immediately, but in a large group the fire will spread and will leave less of them for you (or anyone else if you're running) to deal with.

Any melee weapon would be a good idea to have, because there's absolutely no guarantee you'd find a firearm. It's a last resort, and in a zombie infestation, you're likely going to always be on your last resort. There really is no other better sword than an exceptionally made Katana, the best weapon in my opinion would be something small, blunt, and weighted to deliver immediate blunt trauma to the brain, but not wear you out quickly. You'd want to avoid something large/long, because the benefit of reach won't balance the deficiency in mobility.
>> Anonymous
Katanas are overpowered in zombie apocalypses.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
This calls for a diagram!
>> Anonymous
>>1325458
Fire disrupts the body, but I bet you didn't know that. You'd lose muscle function way before they'd be "burnt to nothing." It doesn't matter if they're alive if all of their muscles are incapable of making motion.

Also you forget the fact that the human brain shuts down completely and takes considerable damage past a certain temperature, easily achievable if you were on fire.

Might as well drop this bomb as well, even though a Suppressor lowers your accuracy and range by slowing the bullets velocity, that's actually a good thing. If you're hit with something of a lower velocity which your body will stop, then no energy from the bullet is wasted. If a bullet enters the skull at high velocity and continues through out the other side, you have a lot of wasted energy in the form of that momentum; if the skull or brainmatter stops the bullet, the force is spread out in an area around the bullet, damaging all surrounding tissue in a wave. You sustain far more damage, so you wouldn't need to worry about hitting the "exact part that controls motion." Being shot in the head damages much more brain mass than the bullet actually pierces.
>> Anonymous
Well, katana because if you keep it sharp, can separate lots of heads from -slow- moving bodies that don't dodge, and it doesn't need to be reloaded. Most swords are piercing weapons, but a half-way decent katana is a cutting weapon. Better than hacking away all day with a chopper.

Sure, guns are better for emptying zombeh brain-case, but you eventually run out of bullets.
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOING IN /gif/ !?
>> Anonymous
>>1325851
I read this, it was an excellent book. The best story was the one about the downed pilot and the sky watcher she was talking to. The ending was a real 'tweest'.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
3 stick nunchaku and some chuck norris boots is all youll ever need (seriously)
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
>>>>back to /zom/ with you

/thread
>> Anonymous
haha! Well said OP!
>> Anonymous
I'm trained with a katana.
>> Anonymous
Get a damn 40-foot truck and run the fuckers over.
>> Oh Canada, Our Home in Zombie Infested Land, True Patriot Love, Blowing off A Zombie's Head... o_o Anonymous
Holy crap. I didn't realize this type of thread existed. (I need to look at some of the cleaner sections for a change lol.)

Alright, Canadian (lol) zombie exterminator here. As an ex-reservist I gotta go with familiarity. C7 assault rifle (basically the Canadian M16). I'd take the fuckers out with 3 round bursts to the head (which the C7 actually has a setting for). Note to skeptics:

1. C7s are easily attained in any Canadian armory (been in them so I know where all the kit is locked up)

2. C7s take standard NATO 5.56mm ammo which you can get at any department store (Canadian Tire, Home Depot, Walmart, etc.)

3. C7s are modern assault rifles and are very easy to use, not to mention aim. Hitting zombie heads would be a synch. C7s hardly kick either. Easy Peasy.

4. Oh ya each standard C7 comes with a rather expensive scope effective at in low-light as well as at night with minor help from very low light sources. Effective 800 yards.

5. Like its sister the M16 (and other assault rifles) the C7 can take bayonets and grenade attachments, and is effective as a club when you've fired your last round.

6. Did I say fire your last round? When fighting zombies always save the last round for yourself, unless you're protected a lady with big jubblies, in which case it's clobberin' time.

7. For Melee? aluminum bat all the way. Familiarity, effective blunt force trauma to zombie heads, no downtime pulling out blades, no fatal chips and cracks to worry about.

Note: If you’re going to break into an armory for supplies, then baring hordes of zombie soldiers, you’ve got the perfect pre-made base, complete with meds, rations (5year shelf life), laundry, kitchen, showers, and washroom facilities. Also even small armories will have some nice belt-fed light machine guns, and 50cals. You’d find howitzers there too, but good luck operating those.
>> Anonymous
>>1324686
Oh and btw way OP, I couldn't agree more with your post, especially the katana section (had to be said). What's your weapon of choice?
>> fucking waps Anonymous
>>1324707

>The material used in authentic katanas is superior in quality to really any other steel ever.

This is totally false. One of the things katana smiths were praised for was utilizing lower quality steel to make great swords. Japan always struggled with a steel shortage.

Katana's are over romanticized with so many stupid myths surrounding them. Western and Middle Eastern blades were superior in so many ways. Katana's were unique, ingeniously crafted, and very effective at damaging the particular type of armored troop they were meant for. That's all.
>> Anonymous
>>1324884
Read:>>1326787

That's why you use a US or Canadian assault rifle. You can get 5.56mm anywhere.
>> Anonymous
Any Romero fan knows that the zombies aren’t the real problem. The real danger is that one middle aged human male who acts selfishly and constantly panics, putting the others in danger, serving the purpose of social commentary (ie: the humans are the real monsters). Cap that dude right off the bat and then when you try to board up the windows you may actually be able to nail them in straight instead of crocked because the hysterical faggot isn’t behind you the whole time endangering the females.

You also might want to avoid launching satellites into orbit around Venus. When they come back to earth they tend to have a…. strange radiation.
>> Anonymous
LOL@ the fuckers who say they are 'trained' to use a katana. Funniest shit ever.

First of all: NO, you're not. Watching ninja turtles over and over doesn't count as 'training'

Secondly: I'm pretty sure the zombie isn't going to attempt to parry your sword, so why the fuck would you need training?

If you're going to train, learn to shoot with, field strip, and clean a reliable firearm.
>> Anonymous
wood axe. if anything right through bones.
or a machete both solid heavy wpns
>> Anonymous
One thing I hate about zombie fiction that I have to point out is how the useless protagonists never seem to be able to properly fortify a position. It would be so easy to keep zombies out of even a normal house, if you made a point of doing it properly.
>> sage sage
sage fail troll fucking fails
>> Anonymous
>>1326907
What the hell are you babbling about? This is a legit thread.
>> Anonymous
>>and seeing as all us at 4chan/7chan of /everysection/ are a bunch of fatass nerds, our arms will tire out VERY quickly.

Fixed

C`mmon, masturbate meanwhile watching a fucking cartoon does not give you any kind of extra xtrenght, aslo, there`s something you just don`t believe, but...Do you `know that watch the same fucking cartoon over and over again does not gives you any of the fucking superpowers that your so much glorified cartoons got?
C`mmon, it doen`t matter if you learn the opening in wappanese or dress as a fucking clown, (a 200+ pounds ninja?, yeah...sure!!), you will be the same dumb shit head you`re now.
>> Anonymous
Gotta love all the angry fags who post to let us know that 'zombies' aren't real. We're just having a bit of fun discussing some fiction. Lighten up a bit.
>> Anonymous
>>1327009
this, times a million.
>> Anonymous
FLAMING SHOTGUN KATANA FTW
>> hmmm Anonymous
>>1327120
It's a shotgun. If you remove the hilt you probably could fire flamming katanas from it. lol

katana+lighter fluid+match.... insert in shotgun, pull trigger = one (or several) unfortunate zombie(s)
>> Anonymous
I have found the final flaw that will fuck you all up: There are no such things as zombies, and there never will be such things as zombies. Maybe undead that's torn to shreds, but that's as far as it will go. Thus this entire thread fails for arguing over fictional shit that will never exist. Get the fuck out, you all fail.