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UFC GIFs Anonymous
Need MOAR, anykind of kick boxing, boxing, UFC GIFs or street fights, just no WWF shit...
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favorite and fastest knock out ever

FLYING KNEE KICK!!

doesn't even have a video game equivalent to shout out, that's how bad ass this is
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the way the facial muscles vibrate during a knockout are priceless...
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JOHN CENA! JOHN CENA! F U
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needs moar WRASSLIN GIFS
>> Anonymous
>>884459
is that rampage getting knocked out?
>> Anonymous
Yeah, Jackson/Silva.
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lol
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>>884653
something kina related :|
>> Anonymous
>>884447

You have to be a horrible fighter for that shit to work.

/r/ing a gif of BJ Penn dodging a flying knee and knocking out the other guy in one punch after.
>> Anonymous
>>884790
People with professional fighting contracts must be horrible fighters then, because it worked on a professional fighter.

If its unexpected it can work. The majority if the time it probably wont, but as a sucker move, it can be effective.
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Using the big screen=win.
>> Anonymous
People with professional fighting contracts would get their asses handed to them by any real fighter trained in CQB, where there aren't all sorts of rules to keep you from getting hurt. The skill sets and reflexes the 'pros' develop as a result is crap next to a professional soldier qualified in hth. 'cause the other guy isn't trying to kill you. Bloody hero worship.
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>>884846
right because if they were in an MMA ring the guy would know shit about jujitsu right?
>> Anonymous
/r/ing the pic of the two guys punching each other in the face repeatedly.
>> Anonymous
>>884846
There's a difference between being a sportsman and a killer. MMA fighters fight for sport. Soldiers fight to live. Big fucking difference.
>> Anonymous
/r/ asian boxer kissing american boxer and then being instantly ko-ed by american boxer.
>> Anonymous
>>884846
That's true depending on how tame the rules are. You're right in that certain things are left out that would work in a real fight (headbutts, eye gouging, groin strikes, foot locks, etc...) However, the rules in MMA sports aren't so tame and restrictive as to make MMA fighters the practitioners of an ivory tower form based purely on theory. At least 9/10 times (and arguably more often), an MMA champion will destroy anyone they encounter (within reasonable relative size).
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>>884893
I can gouge out a man's eye in 2 minutes flat with this thumb of mine.
What now?
>> Anonymous
my brother was at a party with a UFC fighter, and somebody pissed him off.

he punched the guy in the face 6 times before he hit the ground.
>> Anonymous
In a stand-up brawl you might be able to gouge say a boxer's eye if the boxer doesn't knock you out faster than you can touch their face (which is more than likely unless you're also a boxer). "Practical" self-defense moves like that work against inexperienced opponents or in a situation where you can strike first, but if the other guy is ready for you and he knows how to box you aren't going to touch his eye with your thumb unless you also know your shit. Being a tough soldier that is fighting for his life won't help too much either in that situation.
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>>884899
My brother is an ex-statistician.
Someone pissed him off at a party once, and he inserted his cock into the other guys anus before he hit the ground.
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>>884900
I would beguile this boxer to allow me to touch his face by posing as a dentist. Then I would inject novacane into his head untill he fainted at which point I would remove one of his limbs and I guess that would show him who was boss.
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>>884911
Good point, but at this point you're a ninja not a fighter :)

Look, I agree that MMA isn't for everything. In the real world you might get in a fight where there's no room, more than two people, no possibility of ground-fighting, crazy people, people with weapons, etc...
But in the world of two people in a ring, a tough amateur guy that's crazy and allowed to do stuff like eye-gouging doesn't have a chance against a decently trained fighter.

Is reality more like all the options above or more like two guys in a ring? Sometimes it's one, and sometimes the other. But since the ring is A: the best preparation for those potential real-world situations, and B: the only sane, rational way to test a fighter's skill without going to Ancient Rome, we just go ahead and respect the MMA champions.
>> Anonymous
moar gifs
less talkin
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>>884447
Tiger knee?
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in b4 shin snap
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>>884843
Lol, wtf. Is that legal?
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stfu, I'll do both!

retards here need to understand that fighters get stronger and more skilled BECAUSE they're able to walk away from each fight without permanent injury or death. I train in mma and because I've trained with people who are out to get me with controlled rules to protect me, I'm not skilled at being able to react with the proper defense and attack to take someone down without allowing them the opportunity to perform such haneous acts. You come at me with your thumb, intending to gauge out my eyeball. I'll break your fucking thumb and punch you in the face ten times before you get the chance. Hell, my kicks will break your legs before you can get to me. Why? Because your fighting experience has been to use dirty tactics like that to instantly subdue and eliminate your opponents without gaining any experience from a skilled fighter who has a decent fighter. until you've tried to kick an mmartist in the balls or gauge out his eye yourself don't speak.

simply put, pictures or gtfo
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I worked as a bouncer for over 10 years.
I routinely watched Marines, sailors, and UFC wannabes get pwned by fat Samoans useing so called "dirty fighting". Every UFC match ends how, with awesome kicks and punches?
no some fag hugs another fag to death.Thats why UFc can barely keep up with the B show of pro wrestling in ratings, watching chokefests is boring as shit.Hammerfist? match over, quick, before someone gets hurt.
Plus, all your MMA bullshit isn't much compared to a collapsible baton, pepper spray, or a taser.
Also, you aren't in mma, enjoy your xbox CAWs
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Internet toughguy.
>> Anonymous
>>884998

It would also be wise to note that most if not all UFC fighters would not take a 'street fight' unless it was life threatening, due to their 'contracts'. Too many variables.
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>>884459
Only thing is, Wanderlei didn't KO Rampage with that punch.
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>>885005

To add, it is also SPORT fighting. Of course they aren't trained to deal with life threatening situations much. They are really good at one thing though, one on one combat against a 'skilled' fighter. I would still be careful with one and not treat them as pansies.
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>>884998

lol, yeah sure
>> Anonymous
MMA has opened horizons in martial arts, but I do definintely believe one thing. One does not have to compete in the ring or contests to be a very skilled fighter. It just depends what your reasons to train are for. People that like to fight can use the ring to better themselves, or those who don't like the ring can still be just as good. Reguardless, I bet one could at least learn something from MMA fighters and non MMA fighters, rather than arguing over what's better.
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>>884998
You always get some hoser talking about what "really works in a fight" and that MMA and the UFC is crap since you can't eye gouge or bite or do anything that happens in a street fight.

Thing is, they forget that an MMA fight CAN eye gouge or bite and do all the dirty crap that a street fighter can do in a street fight if they choose to.

And I do know some bouncers myself. Guess what? They train in MMA as well (BJJ and Muay Thai to be exact.) So quit talking out of your ass, okay?
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>>885058
Oops, I meant "MMA fight CAN eye gouge or bite . . . "
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>>884894
anon delivers. fag.
>> Anonymous
It'd be interesting to see a shaolin monk trained in neck/head qi gong in MMA. Some of those guys can break bricks with hands/heads, and hang by their neck for minutes at a time, so a chokehold would do jack shit on them. Some of them also study rooted stances that would make them very difficult to take down.

Too bad they're buddhists, which means they'd never fight for money. There's one video of a shaolin monk fighting a tae-kwon-do guy on youtube, but the TKD guy looks really green and the monk is really just defending the whole time because he's not in there to actually hurt the guy.
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>> Anonymous
perfect point. mma can just as well eye gauge and scratch and they most certainly will in a life threatening situation. they'll just do it more efficiently and effectively than a street fighter will. case in point, training in the art of combat gives you an advantage over someone not trained.

also, pertaining to shoilin kung fu monks. their bodies are indeed trained to be resiliant and to highly endure a lot of punishment, but eventually anatomy and physiology will be anyone's downfall if they're caught in a sticky situation. you can train your body and mind all you want, but if you get a certain unexpected blow to the temple/jaw or have a triangle choke cutting off both your arteries and air way, you will be going out like a light. last I checked, your mind, no matter how strong, needs oxygen and your muscles, no matter how strong, need blood. when it comes down to it, it's just pure skill, timing, and the individual fighter
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>>885106
story?
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>>885170
nigra acting da fool. self-explanatory, no?
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>>885170
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_Yvel
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>>885177
shut up fag
>>885179
thanks