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Anonymous
Portals!
>> Anonymous
the cake is a lie!
>> Anonymous
was the fucking yourself with portals debate ever reach a conclusion.
>> Anonymous
/gif/, where correct grammar is no longer important.
>> Anonymous
>>854968
Now you're thinking with portals
>> TheAdmiral
>>854968
Apparently you can now use portals to transcend past/present/future tense.
>> Anonymous
>>854968
yes, it wont work unless you can move the portal itself since you pelvis moves forward at the same rate as you penis.
>> Anonymous
>>854968

You could probably butt fuck yourself, but you'd need a narrow space like a closet. You would, however, come out of the closet a little more ashamed.
>> Anonymous
the cake is a lie
>> Anonymous
I did this
>> Anonymous
COMPANION CUUUUUUUUUUBE
>> Anonymous
>>854968
you could orally pleasure yourself quite easily at least...
>> Anonymous
>>855420

You've thought about this, haven't you?
>> Anonymous
In portals, I once placed a camera in between two adjacent portals.

As it began to tip over, the tip of the camera went through the portal, bumping the bottom of the camera, effectively hitting itself into the portal.
>> Anonymous
http://www.crinale.com/index.php?topic=124.0
>> Anonymous
>>855427
I once placed a chair between two adjacent portals just so that the back of the chair would get caught on the space between them. It ended spinning around the space at WTF speeds.
>> TheAdmiral
>>855503
I always thought that if you moved something across the space between portals, it would instantly slice it in half as two parts of the object are suddenly brought into reality at two different locations.
>> Anonymous
You could rob a bank so easily. A portal in the bahamas, a portal in the safe: WIN!
>> Anonymous
>>855514

I'd fight crime with it. Portalman! Awaaaaay!
>> Anonymous
>>855564
wasn't he in spiderman already?
>> Anonymous
>>855503
Explain. I've visualised this a few different ways.
>> Anonymous
>>854926
man, i have the fucking game, but i dont have directX 9...
>> Anonymous
>>855594
HA HA!
>> Anonymous
>>855594
fail
>> Anonymous
>>855575

He was defeated when spiderman used the portals against him, using his spider sense he found the right portal so his fist would end up in the guys face.

He did the trick mentioned in>>855514He made a pile of moneybags dissapear this way.