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How to Defend Yourself Against a Badass: Part Four
MrHappyWantsToPlay
Step 4: At this point the badass should be slightly agitated. If the badass has a left hand, he may try to use it. Meet the opponent's punch with a punch of your own. A strong right-handed punch is recommended, although Kool-Aid or Gatorade will work as well. If successful, the badass's hand should explode in a shower of blood and rubber props. The badass shall lose all will to live, and collapse into a wimpering lump. You have won. Go home and fuck your wife. Stop reading. Stop it!
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