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Anonymous File :-(, x)
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ONCE, A LONG LONG TIME AGO, I WAS BROWSING THIS FINE FORUM TO FIND SOMETHING TO LOOK AT WHILE I MASTURBATED MY MASSIVE MUFF-SLAYER WITH YOUR MOTHER'S LIMP BODY. UPON SEEING THIS VERY GIF, I GREW INCREASINGLY EXCITED. I WAS QUITE AROUSED BY THE SIZE OF THE TITS WHICH I BEHELD, EVEN THOUGH THEY COULDN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO MY PROMINENT PURPLE-HEADED PUSSY POUNDER. I DESIRED MORE AND AFTER DOWNLOADING THE PORN IN ITS ENTIRETY, PREPARED TO REDECORATE THE LEFT SIDE OF MANHATTAN IN MY ALBINO DICK BOOGERS. HOWEVER, WHEN I BEGAN TO VIEW THE "SOAPY JUGGS" FEATURE, IT BECAME QUITE OBVIOUS THAT IT LACKED THE EROTIC LUSTER WHICH I REQUIRE TO BRING MYSELF TO A TITANIC ORGASM. IN SHORT, THIS MOVIE IS SHIT. INSTEAD, I PROCEEDED TO LEAN BACK IN MY LAZYBOY, WHICH CAUSED THE HEAD OF MY GROINAL GOLAITH TO BE STIMULATED BY THE SURFACE OF THE MOON. THE UNEXPECTED STROKE CAUSED ME TO EJACULATE DEEP INTO SPACE AND RAIN HAPLOID LIFE UPON PLUTO. I GUARANTEE IT.
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