I told you i would post it!
holy shit burnedcock
He baked pig before he put in the blanket.
he should prolly get to a doctor as fast as he can
Wair, wut?
I guess someone is trying to go for the Peter North affect.
>>610711at first i thought it was a neon red vibrator then it was ctrl+W /sigh
i want you, sexy black man.
second half of it
Ok, that's great. It seems you have a fusion between a penis and a geyser. So is it a peyser? Is it a geynis? No it's a mother fucking fail. You son of a bitch, fuck you!
THAR SHE BLOWS!
So....do i get a thumbs down or hopefully up?
i wish i had four hands. so i could give that dick four thumbs up.
>>610769Thanks.I guess i'll let this thread die or be saged off the boards now.
did any hit your face?oh gawd, fap..fap..fap.
>>610759Looks like it succeeded to me.
I usually aim over my shoulder. All i have to clean is the wall behind me.
this thread is so fucking gay.
Sage
WHY IS THIS MAN SQUEEZING A PERFECTLY GOOD HOTDOG?
UGHMFFF, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT COCK, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU SHOULD GO TO A DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY
Okay I have to ask. What is wrong with how my cock looks? It's an average cock at best.also sage.
>>610814IT LOOKS LIKE YOU COOKED IT ON A GEORGE FORMAN!
>>610814it's not yours, liar.
>>610843WHUUUUT?!?>>610846its mine.
>>610867No. It's not.
>>610846>>610867>>610880Can we argue like something other than newfags?
>>610880yes it is.
looks like a hotdog left on the grill too long... wtf
Isn't this one of those "So lonely" threads?
>>610897It's mine, asshole, why the fuck are you pretending?
Im not gonna really examine it, but i do believe that is the penis of a male of african descent
I just ate a hotdog so kindly stop referring to his penis as one before I lose my lunch.
Is dat some hotdog for penis?
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I thought this thread would be gone by now.Why hasn't it been saged by now?
Because you are gay by now.
>>611056one field, retard
>>611094fuck you dicksqueeze
>>611056unsage
it's a black cock, dudes.
...
serious, i aint racist.but thats some SCARY SHIT
lol your name from now on is Rudolph
Ok what?! What is it about my dick thats so scarey you ?
is it uncircumcised?
stop fapping for a month and you'll get that
>>611218yeah...Why?
>>611126black cocks are black. red cocks go to the free clinic
>>611233Look, When i get hard my dick head turns a deep dark red
STOP POSTIN MUDDY DICKS
>>611243so you're a dog?
>>611228I should've known, because the head is purpleish. If it was circumcised it'd look like mine. I've never seen one uncircumcised before...WOWDisclaimer: NOT THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING!!!
Thanks 4chan. I knew i could count on you to lower my self esteem. BTW i skipeed fapping for a day before I took the 1st video.See ya later.
Self-esteem has no place here.
>>61125390% me including would not have the balls todo this. So you are the better man with regards ot this
I find the lack of fleshlight is whatmade this gif almost faptastic
ATTN: UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES DO NOT LOOK LIKE HOTDOGS
what kind of sick fuck jacks off a dog then posts it online?
>>610711>>610751impressive. looks like someone has been doing kegels
Is this the result of too many cock pushups?