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>> Goat of Knowledge
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>> Hayate
When is this movie ever coming out on screen?
>> Anonymous
It's already out on DVD
>> Anonymous
moar?

and is this movie supposedly any good? fappability I mean.
>> Mr. B !jTwseny72A
>>400758
No. I watched the whole thing when someone posted it on Google Video. It's absolutely horrible. One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Which is why I watched it without paying. :D
>> Anonymous
Well I liked the movie, for one.

I saw it on peekvid, and the voices were like, 3 seconds off. Got kinda annoying, but i watched anyways, since i didn't really care what they were saying.
>> Matthew Graves !BxtJQeQrI6
>>400758
absolute zero. there isnt bigger than an A- cup that isnt male in the entire thing!
>> Anonymous
WHERE IS SARACH CARTER?
>> Goat of Knowledge
Sarah Carter you flea
>> Anonymous
Worst movie in recent memory.

The plot was shit. No surprise given that it's a VG movie but they didn't even remotely try. It was Street Fighter fail. And SF at least had Raul Julia to make us laugh with his intentionally overacted performance.

The girls weren't even the right ethnicities.

And though cute, they weren't... "I'd pay to see this movie" cute.

Couple legitimately funny moments but that was about it. As a DOA fan who actually wanted to see something like the events leading up to DOA1 in movie format or something, it was even more painful.

Also, one's plan for world domination should not center around hoping a pair of raybans don't fall off during ninja-flipping-acrobatic combat. He did score points for being a villain who perpetually looked like a hippie-turned-corp-exec in a shiny bathrobe who just rolled out of bed.
>> Anonymous
>>401063
lol yeah, that villian guy is Julia Robert's brother. Never made it big, but he has a cameo in Heroes now.
I'm a big DOA fan too and naturally was also disappointed when I first saw this film, but looking back and ignoring the whole DOA part and looking at the film by itself, it was really just a lot of fun and I enjoyed it purely for its mindless entertainment value.
The girl's needed bigger tits though, perhaps they could have increased them digitally or something by changing their age.
>> Mr. B !jTwseny72A
>>401076
Badum-psh!

A going trend with movies is that they make them for people who've never played the games. Usually if the movies had nothing to do with the games they were based on then they'd be okay movies. Like Spirits Within; I liked the movie, but it wasn't Final Fantasy at all. Same with Resident Evil 1. I'm somewhat of a DOA fan myself(its better than that piece of shit Tekken. ooh, look at me, I'm so good at this game, I'm gonna use Devil Jin!) and I have to say that if this wasn't based on DOA...well, I still wouldn't have watched it. It was boring and stupid. Kevin Nash was the only good part of the whole thing and he was hardly in it at all.
>> Anonymous
>>401244
Epic for Tekken hatred.

Tekken = shittiest fighter ever.


...yes. Even more than Virtua Fighter.