File :-(, x, )
BITCHCOCKS WHY? Anonymous
/B/. HOW ARE WE HOLDING UP IN HERE? IS /GIF/ TREATING US OK?
>> Anonymous
Well, it's a little cold, but other then that... Everything seems ok to me.
>> Anonymous
i still need a blanket
>> Anonymous
>>306010

Bitch! They still havent handed out the blankets?
>> /b/ !ELM2x2k436
     File :-(, x)
HAY EVERYBODY! LOOK! I'M TRIPCODING!
>> Anonymous
http://poolsclosed.proboards83.com/index.cgi

Temporary /b/ forum. We'll welcome our /b/rothers with open arms til the forums are back up. Then I'll reformat it to a raiding forum since a certain admin won't allow us to discuss such things on /b/ (Also Jailbait. I'll let us have JB)
>> Anonymous
>>306012

FUCK. THEY GOT TO HIM. THEY FUCKING GOT HIM.
>> Anonymous
>>306011
they are holding out on us
>> Anonymous
I need... moar soup... Can I please have some moar soup over here?
>> Anonymous
>>306018
>>306019

How can moot allow this to happen. Where is the love?
>> Anonymous
WHERES MY DAMN BLANKET?
>> Amino !ELM2x2k436
     File :-(, x)
>>306019
You already ATE all the soup. And I think you stole all our blankets to make your pillow fort.
>> Anonymous
/gif/ is the worst retarded brother
>> Anonymous
>>306027
>> Jhoh! !9J6Xe7Aqf.
>>306029
Haha you're here anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>306027

So, that's where all of the blankets went. And the soup too.

YOU FAT FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>306035

Tripfag, Nooo. Can you spare some blankets?
>> Anonymous
please sir, i want some more
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
HEY GUYZ
>> Anonymous
>>306047
HAY Batman? Still dealing with the fucking dense?
>> Anonymous
it's the goddamn batman, can you spare some blankets and some soup for us?
>> Jhoh! !9J6Xe7Aqf.
>>306040
THEY ALL HAVE AIDS
>> Anonymous
I NEED MOAR FUCKING SOUP, I LOVE EATING MORE THAN I LOVE SHARING! MUTINY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
>>306048

YEAH I ENCOUNTERED THE DENTIST LAST NIGHT BUT HE RAN DOWN THIS REALLY DARK ALLEY AND I COULDN'T SEE SHIT AND I WAS LIKE "SHIT IT'S REALLY DARK IN THIS ALLEY" SO HE GOT AWAY AND THEN I RETURNED TO THE BAT CAVE AND ROBIN WAS REALLY GAY I AM BATMAN
>> Anonymous
>>306052

NO. DAMN IT. NO. /B/ NEEDS TO STICK TOGETHER. EAT YOUR DICK IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.
>> Anonymous
Hay guyz... it smells like old cum in here...

I wanna go home. ;_;
>> Anonymous
NEEEEED MEEEEAAAAT.

*Tackles>>306052*
>> Anonymous
Go to 7chan.org for the best /b/-replacement.
>> Anonymous
guys, i am sure we can make it through the night, we just need to eat the man with the most meat.

quick grab batman
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
>>306061

WTF YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN IM GETTING THE SHIT OUT OF HERE OMFG WTF TBH
>> Anonymous
>>306065
you sure are
>> Wesker
CALM YOUR FAGASSES DOWN RIGHT NOW.

Listen, right now, LOVE IS OVER.

/B/ IS OVER.

We don't know WHEN it'll come back, but it will.

Until then, we need to work together.

Do as I say, and you live, motherfuckers.
>> DAISY !jjpq1D2BOc
     File :-(, x)
HI I'M DAISY
>> Anonymous
>>306058

D: OH GOD. IS THAT THE FUCKING SOUP?
>> Anonymous
WHO SAID SOUP?
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
>> Wesker
     File :-(, x)
I SAID CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>306069

I'm listening.
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
DONT LET BATMAN LEAVE
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Calm the FUCK down, /b/tards.
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
Guys I think Im going to die. If I die in /gif/, tell moot he's a goddamn asshole.
>> Anonymous
I think Batman left his nipplesuit... anybody want it as a blanket?
>> Anonymous
>>306090
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOO!
>> Wesker
     File :-(, x)
>>306083
Good.

Now, what we need to do is work together. We can't eat each other all willy-nilly, got it?

First off, we need heat. Blankets have AIDS, so they're out of the question. We can go try and find some blankets, but Longcat only knows how long that'd take.

What we can do for now, is huddle together for body heat while others go find blankets that DON'T have AIDS. It's not gay, as long as balls don't touch.

As for food, we'll work that out once we have warmth.
>> Anonymous
>>306091
alright
>> Anonymous
DONT FORGET YOUR MASK
>> Anonymous
>>306096

Fuck. The man is right. We can think about eating people later. Also, I think batman's nipple suit is definitely hard gay. It will probably be about as warm as moot's heart when he killed /b/.
>> Anonymous
Wesker is right
>> Wesker
     File :-(, x)
Damn fucking straight I'm right.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
OH FUCK /gif/ IS FULL OF SNAKES
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
NUH-UH BABY YOU TRYIN TO START THE PARTY WITHOUT BOXY?
>> Anonymous
>>306106
No party, only cold starving /b/rothers.
>> Wesker
     File :-(, x)
>>306105
GOT YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.

Alright, guys, we have food.

It's not much, so I expect you to ration it wisely, alright?
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
>>306098

FUCK FORGOT CAT WOMAN'S MASK
>> Anonymous
Wait a second, why are we listening to Wesker.

Don't you guys know about him?

HE LIKES TO BETRAY PEOPLE
>> Anonymous
>>306112
Fuck. I got dibs on the head.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>306115
HE'S RIGHT. WESKER GOT ME KILLED.
>> Anonymous
>>306114
BATMAN thank god. Should we trust Wesker?
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
GUYS THIS MASK IS PRETTY FUCKING SWEET
>> Wesker
>>306115
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?

I WILL TAKE THIS FUCKING SNAKE AND EAT IT MY GODDAMN SELF, IF YOU WANT TO PLAY LIKE THAT.
>> Anonymous
>>306123
now thats pimping, son
>> Anonymous
>>306124
FUCK THAT SHIT. I WANT SOME OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE.
>> Anonymous
The snake is poisonus, Wesker is trying to kill us! HE'S MOOT IN DISGUISE
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
>>306122

BATMAN TRUSTS NO ONE BUT BATMAN AND THAT'S BECAUSE BATMAN AIN'T A BITCH
>> Anonymous
>>306124
WHAT DO YOU THINK, WESKER? IS THIS SNAKE FULL OF AIDS?

ALSO, CAN IT TO BE WARM TIME NOW?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>306109
ah, that would be the Communist party.
>> Anonymous
WHERE IS WESKER?
>> Wesker
     File :-(, x)
SNAKE IS NOT FULL OF AIDS.

WATCH.

Oh, hey, damn, this shit's pretty good...

Alright, everyone, dig in, I'll try and find more food.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NAPKINS?!
>> Anonymous
>>306138

WESKER HAS ABANDONED US. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Wesker
>>306140
I'M HERE GODDAMNIT.

Jesus, chill the fuck out, guys. I wasn't going to talk with my mouth full...
>> Anonymous
who is touching my butt?
>> Wesker
>>306142
Sorry, thought you were Chris.
>> Anonymous
>>306144
it's alright
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
HEY WESKER LOOKING FOR THESE? LOLOLOLOL
>> Anonymous
>>306139
Man, this snake is pretty fucking good.

Any luck with the napkins?
>> Wesker
     File :-(, x)
>>306147
Give them to me, Batman, and noone gets hurt.

>>306145
Oh, good. You know, you do have quite a nice ass...If we make it out of this...

>>306147
Oh, right, Batman.
>> Anonymous
>>306149
If we get out of this, Weskser, you can have my ass. I GUARNATEE IT.
>> Anonymous
i am going to go find some more food, wish me luck guys, i hear Nemesis is roaming the streets.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
HAY GUYS I FOUND SUM SOUP
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
>>306149

DO NOT THREATEN ME I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN
>> Wesker
>>306153
I can't wait.

I should have said if YOU make it out of this, though...I already will.

>>306155
Nemesis isn't so bad, you just gotta, you know, watch out for the tentacles.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>306158
LOOK WHAT I JUST DRAGGED OUT OF MY ASS.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>306158

save me some
>> Anonymous
Will do.
>> Anonymous
>>306162
can i borrow that for the soup?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
no... I AN THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!!!
>> Wesker
     File :-(, x)
>>306159
Oh yeah, bitch?

You don't scare me.

I'm the goddamn Wesker.
>> Anonymous
NEMESIS, OH GOD, I NEED BACK UP
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
O SHI- Some nigras are looting our snakes and napkins!
>> Anonymous
WE NEED SOMEONE FROM STARS TO DISTRACT HIM.
>> Jill
     File :-(, x)
>>306174
I'M A MEMBER OF STARS.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
guys i can't feel my face
>> Wesker
>>306176
Bitch, you DEAD now.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>306168
Sure, lemme wash it off. Here you go.
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
>>306170

YOU'RE THE GODDAMN BATMAN?! IS BATMAN GON HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?
>> Anonymous
>>306180
FUCK HIM UP. THERE IS ONLY ONE BATMAN. AND HE CAN'T STAND THE FUCKINF DENSE.
>> Anonymous
YOU BETCHA!!!!!!!

>>306180
>> Wesker
     File :-(, x)
Hey, guys...

I...Uh...

I FOUND SOME MORE FOOD.

DON'T FUCKING ASK JUST EAT HI-UH-IT.
>> Anonymous
God, this shit tastes like Happy Negro's precum
>> Anonymous
>>306186
OH FUCK. Is that Chris?
>> Anonymous
This is some good Chris Redfield

OH SHI-
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>306179
That's no soup...
>> Anonymous
>>306193
Is it still edible?
>> Anonymous
>>306193
IT'S A TRAP!
>> Anonymous
>>306193
Can I have my fucking spoon back?
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
BATMAN THINKS THAT SOUP LOOKS LIKE MARY WHITEHOUSE'S VAGINA DAWGS
>> Wesker
     File :-(, x)
>>306190
NO IT'S NOT.

>>306191
That's right, keep fucking eating. I'll finally be rid of him! MUAHAHAHA!
>> Anonymous
>>306202
Fuck... it is Chris. I don't know if I want you to have my ass anymore.

Although, this is some delicious Chris. I MUST EAT IT.
>> Anonymous
Wesker's vagina is so tight...
>> Wesker
     File :-(, x)
>>306203
Well, if you want something else, I can arrange it for you...?

Say, a JILL SANDWHICH?
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
HEY WESKER I CHALLENGE YOU TO ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS YOU BIG BLONDE HAIRED PRISSY
>> Anonymous
>>306209
OH SHI-
>> Wesker
     File :-(, x)
>>306209
Alright, rock, paper, scissors, sh-

I HAVE A FUCKING GUN, DON'T MOVE MOTHERFUCKER.
>> Anonymous
also, i'll that that jill sandwhich
>> Anonymous
>>306208
Thanks, but I think I'll stick with Chris.
>> Anonymous
i meant, i'll take that sandwhich, now give it to me
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
>>306213

I CALL SCISSORS LOL OH WAY TO CHEAT YOU MOTHER FUCKER SHIT SON YOU ASKIN' FOR TROUBLE
>> Wesker
>>306207
Oh, contraire, it is YOUR vagina that is tight.

Now tits or GTFO, bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>306217
But only if I get to fuck it first.

Also, Will this be the first bitch on a sandwich, and where will we locate a bitch to make said sandwich, since there are no girls on the Internet.
>> Wesker
     File :-(, x)
>>306218
You know, you're useless to me. A waste of time.

I'm not going to bother with you.

But they will.
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
YO INSULTED BATMAN FOR THE LAST NIGGAS
>> Anonymous
Legendary thread.
>> Anonymous
hey guys, this jill sandwhich is pretty good
>> Anonymous
>>306226
More like mildly humorous thread until they fucked it over with lame batman & RE jokes
>> Anonymous
>>306226
Thread has been saved for future generations
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> Wesker
>>306231
More like shut up and suck my T-Virus cock, bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>306235
SHIT GUYS, HE'S CHARGIN HIS LAZER.
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> Anonymous
Ohh my arm... I think my arm is broken...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
>> Anonymous
When did Batman get lazers?
>> Batman !mL7Dxm5aPs
     File :-(, x)
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER BITCHES
>> Anonymous
AAUGH FUCK THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN HERE!

BATMAN YOU MANIAC YOU'LL KILL US ALL
>> Anonymous
>>306242
a lot of stuff
>> Wesker
Alright, now you choose, /b/rothers.

I brought you together, and I gave you food.

What did Batman give you?

He yelled.

Alot.

Who are you going to help, hmm?
>> Anonymous
>>306251
*punches Wesker*
>> Anonymous
i don't know who to help
>> Wesker
>>306255
You cock!

What the FUCK was that about?!

I HELPED YOU, GODDAMNIT.

THIS IS WHY I STAB BACKS, COCKMASTERS.
>> Anonymous
>>306241
Don't worry /b/rother. We have found blankets, and supplies with which to fix your arm.
>> Anonymous
>>306241
Medic! We need a medic over here. Calm down son, it's all over.
>> Anonymous
>>306259
*punches Anonymous*
>> Anonymous
maybe if were lucky wesker and batman will die
>> Anonymous
>>306255
YOU FUCKING PUNCHED WESKER. YOU DIE. *Removes assaulter's arm and makes soup*
>> Anonymous
>>306268
*punches self*
>> Anonymous
>>306266
No... It's too late for me... tell Rei... I love her........ GUGGHHH
>> Wesker
Don't fucking start shit now.

I am as aggrivated as the rest of you are, and you DON'T want to piss me off.

>>306270
Aww, I feel loved.
>> Anonymous
>>306283
nnnnnNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>306283
We've lost him. NOOOOOOOOOO. Damn you moot. Damn you to fucking hell.
>> Marduk
I assumed this would be the new home of /b/ ...

I'm holding up good, but fuck, I feel betrayed.
>> Wesker
>>306283
Oh. Oh God...

Weeeeeeell. That body isn't going to eat itself, who wants the first bite?
>> Anonymous
>>306302

So do we all. And we should feel betrayed. Just be glad that you have found our refugee camp in desolate /gif/.
>> Anonymous
>>306303
Sure. Why not? But I need some ketsup...
>> Wesker
>>306308
I don't know if there's enough left...I mean, you can try...
>> Anonymous
age for fucking legendary
>> Wesker
>>306311
It's not bumping anymore, dumbass.
>> Anonymous
>>306283
OH SHI- ZOMBIE!!!
>> Anonymous
>>306311
wtf were you thinking?
>> Anonymous
new thread on the front page of /gif/, go there
>> Anonymous
>>306319
noted
>> Anonymous
GUYS, WHO ATE OUR HOME? I'M GETTING HUNGRY AND THE 4CHAN CS:S SERVER IS DOWN TOO.
>> Anonymous
>>306245
soo...are you ever gonna shoop da woop?
>> Hurtful Leper
>>306432

assuming that means counterstrike: source, whats the IP?
>> Anonymous
Posting in a legendary thread
>> Anonymous
What is the Russian board address?!