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Why does this never happen? Anonymous
I mean, they can spin fast enough to lift both of them and they have to have to have some kind of aerofoil-like shape.
>> TheSuck
You're asking why Tails' tails never killed Sonic, the main character.


I don't know.
>> Anonymous
More to the point, you should be asking why there is a fox with multiple tails that can use them to fly and a blue hedgehog that can run very fast
>> Anonymous
i figure Tails is a parody of a kyuubi (they're definitely not a new thing) and as such he's born with special abilities, and i dunno if you know, but Hedgehogs can run fast....just not at mach 1...and when you're trying to outdo Nintendo, this is what you come up with
>> V.O.S.
Then if you're going to ask a completely ridiculous question like this, then ask why:

- a fat plumber can pick up a flower and shoot fire (Mario)

- A bandicoot (whatever that is) can simply spin around like a Taz reject and ultimately destroying everything while riding on a franchise made of fail. (Crash)

- Why a pink balloon with feet can change into many forms, eat things/enemies, get thrashed around, and talk. (Kirby)


...then you just have to be mature for one second and remember these are fucking video games. Wow, took a lot of thought to that huh?
>> Anonymous
>>275115

Your momma. >3
>> Anonymous
No, no, no, this is all wrong. Tails got his name from getting his tails spliced during robotnicization. Him being able to fly is just a minor coincidence.
>> Anonymous
YOu're thinking Bunny Rabbot. Tails was born with two tails. His shoes were a gift from his Uncle.
>> Anonymous
>>275079
>>275115

Directly to the point, you should die.
>> Anonymous
>>274955
Question is: Why doesn't the tails get tangled up? Seriously, theres no way they could spin like that...
>> Anonymous
>>275262
Simple. Tails has a revolving ass.
>> Anonymous
To Answer his question,

Sonic is probably so fast the he can run between tails... Thus he's never cut up.
>> Anonymous
Tail's tails have to go at about mach 3 in order to provide enough lift to get both him and sonic off the ground. However, given the other character's abilities, it's not entirely implausible. Canonically, I think he can only fly for a short time anyway.

But basically, Tail's 'units' work on the same principle of a person swinging a towel in circles. I also have a feeling that they have no bones, but rather are made of fiberous erectile material. IOW, they`re two hairy penises.