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ZP Gif Thread Anonymous
Zero Punctuation gifs
post gifs from the recent reviews
and especially the ones from the Sim city review
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>> Anonymous
just watched them all yesterday. it was funny as hell. his bioshock review was pretty much the most accurate ive heard.

anybody have the gif of "id rather swallow barbed wire and floss myself to death"?
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suddenly, MUMORPUGER
>> Daddy The Father !!rRI6De1BbN8
Nice. Love ZP.
>> Anonymous
ZP fucking sucks. So fucking overrated. Only reason people like him is because he's British.
>> Anonymous
>>1035946

ITT we hate on ZP cause it's cool to dislike popular things.
>> Anonymous
>>1035946
Butthurt fan of something shit that Yahtzee has detailed exactly the nature and degree of said shit.
>> Anonymous
>>1035955

Oh God, somebody happens to hate something "popular", cue the mandatory "lol u only h8 him/it/ect. because he's/it's/ect. populair!!!11"

Yeah I obviously just hate him because he's "popular" and not because he's an untalented, overrated, hack
ITT we love ZP because he's "different" ("OMG he talks fast with a British accent ROFL xDD, how witty and zany, better tell the fellows over at Gaia about this funny shiznit")
>> Anonymous
>>1035960

Anon is a prophet for the ages.
>> Anonymous
>>1035965

Fair enough, but if you hate him so much, why bother posting in this thread and "wasting" the 30 seconds of your life to do so when you knew that at least one ZP fan would come out of the woodwork to counterpost? Trolling Anon trolls half-assedly.
>> Anonymous
Is ZP is pure win?

y/y
>> Anonymous
>>1035960

Yahtzee is the most biased faggot fanboy alive, so I really couldn't care less about his opinion. Enjoy the taste of his uncut cock, though.

A crowning example of his extreme bias would have to be his Halo 3 review (in b4 Halo fag, ect., I'm not a Halo fanboy, I don't even like the games that much), aka the last review of his that I've watched. First of all, he's already established that he is biased towards Halo/hates Halo in a previous review of his (the Bioshock one iirc) and then only plays the single player and says "oh well nobody gives a shit about multiplayer"

What? You can't just disregard at least half of the fucking game you stupid prick. That'd be like me reviewing UT3, playing only the single player, giving it a shit score (because the best part of the game is multiplayer/the singlep layer sucks, just like in the case of Halo 3) and then saying "oh well nobody gives a shit about multiplayer lolzz"
>> Anonymous
>>1035983

THIS JUST IN......

BOTH HALO 3 AND UT3 SUCK
>> Anonymous
I CANT STOP TYPING WORDS TO EXPRESS MY ANGER AT YATHZEE
>> Anonymous
>>1035997

DAMN IT I SPECIFICALLY SAID JUST I'M NOT A FUCKING HALO FANBOY, YOU RETARD. I JUST THINK NEITHER HE NOR YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CRITICIZE A GAME THAT YOUO BVIOUSLY HAVE NEVER PLAYED MULTIPLAYER IN, BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZE IT AS THE FUCKING SECOND COMING OFG OD ALMIGHTY, YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN.
>> Anonymous
Epic thread is not epic enough. Needs more butthurt Anon and caps lock cruise control, etc.
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LOL YAHTZEE SRS BSNSS
>> Anonymous
>>1035983
Who cares what YOU think. Yahtzee tells you what HE thinks, because it's HIS review. If you want a "FAIR" review, read a normal, boring review instead (as if they weren't plentiful enough), or write one of your own. Again: HIS review. Write it down.
>> Anonymous
>>1036072
"Look at me, I'm a multiplayer game. Love me. I'm all new and shiny and you can have lot of guns and kill lots of people over and over again in a map the size of a shoebox until you die from absence of life." ANYONE can do a multiplayer game. It's not hard at all. Multiplayer has been around since the days of Pong.
>> Anonymous
>>1036072
Faggot
>> Anonymous
>>1035997
UT3 sucks? I'll admit it's rehashtastic like Halo 3, but it's honestly a better game. At least, It doesn't deserve to be told it sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>1035965
ITT we make assumptions and ask others not to.
>> Anonymous
>>1036128
After UT2k4 its a pile of shit.
>> Anonymous
MOAR ZP GIFS
>> Anonymous
His reviews have consistently gotten shittier since his completely uncreative Halo 3 review.
>> Anonymous
>>1035946

He's an Auzzie.

MAJOR FAIL.
>> Anonymous
>>1035983


Your wise council belies your years! Im glad im not the only one who thinks he's a biased faggot. How can you possibly expect a half decent review from someone who has "Im socially awkward and hate to do anything with anyone else" written on his retarded hat? Oh and he hates RPG's. Why does he even bother to review them? oh right, the escapist makes him.

Oh well, as long as people get in line to suck his cock this shit is gonna keep going on.
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>>1036722
>>1035983

same fag
>> Yotsuba-Snake !0LK8hGM12o
>>1036722
I spotted a flaw in your logic. You missed the fact that ALL reviewers are like that, and the thing is you need to find a reviewer who thinks the same way you do. They're not "right", but their opinion is similar to yours and you can make a guess on what you'll think on it based on that.
>> Anonymous
While I don't always share his tastes, he's pretty good at pointing out things that suck or get tedious about a game, so I take these bits into consideration when I'm interested in a game and simply laugh rest of the review. No need to get butthurt over his reviews.
>> Anonymous
>>1036708

He's British, but is currently living in Australia.
>> Anonymous
>>1036731

Yet somehow you couldn't fucking tell that I wasn't the same fucking faggot that posted 1036072?

I FUCKING HATE 4CHAN.
>> Daddy The Father !!rRI6De1BbN8
>>1036758

You know you love it. Stop lying.
>> Anonymous
>>1036758
lol failanon
>> Anonymous
>>1036733

But not ALL those reviewers go around spouting "lol look at me I hate MMORPG's and Multiplayer but im gonna review this game anyway cause my gay fanbase wants me to"

Your right about everyone having their own tastes, but if they cant be objective about a subject they really shouldnt review it. While yahtzee hits the nail on the head in some cases, many times he takes little effort in hiding the fact almost his entire reviews are based on his taste. (MMO's being for fat anti social geeks, halo being for hyperactive 13 year olds etc.)

This way, we can all make reviews of games, movies, cd's etc. But the only thing that he's got going for him, is the humour he puts in his. wich is the only reason I watch it.
>> Anonymous
If you want an unbiased review, PLAY THE FUCKING GAME FOR YOURSELF

ALL game reviewers are somewhat biased, either they don't like a certain genre, or they're getting paid to like the game.

Anyone that takes ZP's reviews seriously need to an hero.

Take the "reviews" for what they are. What some guy thinks about a game. ZP just puts a funny spin on it.
>> Anonymous
You people are hilarious
>> Anonymous
exaggerating piece of shit, who the fuck can listne to a guy that have edited out his breaths. I watched 1 clip of this fucking whipped failcake before i had to turn it off.