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Anonymous
One day I was experimenting virgin birth on me. when I was about to come, I reached for tissues. but there was none. I pulled the skin of my testicle very hard so that I could make room for the content, and made a dash for a restroom. But I tripped at a step, and vigorously spread the test sample on the corridor. and it was the second Mam caught the site of the blunder. I instantly lied "I spilt Calpis" in a panic, but... obviouly sperm.
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