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Lucky fucker Anonymous
>> Anonymous
Look, if you want to do it that badly then just keep practicing it. Get in the type of position he's in and let your back muscles relax. It might take you half an hour or more but eventually the muscles will loosen and you will get progressively lower over time.

Unless you really take your time with it you'll probably end up with a sore neck the next day.
>> Anonymous
i haven't been able to do that since i was seven
>> Anonymous
If guys could really do that they'de never get married.(Save themselves a shitload of money and heartache).
>> Anonymous
Gotta a]remove a rib or b]be born with that rib already gone (not terribly uncommon)
>> Anonymous
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i can do that, and cum with my nob in my mouth, im obese to, all i have to do is not eat for 2 days....
>> Anonymous
gif not me btw
>> Anonymous
>>761332
Dumbass , you have to be limber not having a fucking rib removed.
>> Anonymous
>>761376
I dunno. It seems like natural selection would prohibit this sort of thing from happening naturally.
>> Anonymous
>>761386
i can do it with a lot of stretching
>> Anonymous
>>761558
Just what exactly are you stretching?
>> Anonymous
>>761603
his penus, lol
>> Anonymous
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The technical term for it is call auto-fellatio.
You don't have to have any thing removed.
All you have to be is very flexible.
I discovered I could do this when I was about 15 or so and have been doing it every since.
I haven't done it as much lately because every time I get done my back hurts like hell. I figure it isn't good on my back.
Gif very related. Me.
>> Anonymous
>>761603
back and legs mostly
>> Anonymous
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Here is the orgasm. Made it bigger for more enjoyment.
>> Anonymous
nice socks
>> Anonymous
This is why Yoga kicks ass.
>> Anonymous
why would you jizz in your mouth? jesus just stand up and use some tissues.
>> Anonymous
That is ultimately gay, jizzing in your own mouth
>> lolwut
>>761694

you masturbate with your own hand

does that make you gay? no.
>> Anonymous
I fairly frequently have dreams where I suck my own cock. Any smart btards know what that means? I never see it in those dream interpretation books.
>> Anonymous
>>761698

I wear thick rubber gloves and cover my legs my towels to minimize the chance of getting any spooge on me.

You know, because I'm not a fag.
>> Anonymous
Your balls, they constantly touch each other. Therfore all men are fags. Get over it, take some yoga, and suck your cock, it'll thank you in the morning and you won't ever have to buy it flowers. 'Course, you will buy flowers, but that's because you're gay.
>> Anonymous
>>761703
But in the end you're still jacking a guy off.
>> Anonymous
>>761688
LMAO!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>761681
niiice
>> Anonymous
I'm afraid I'm too old and my dick is too short for me to ever achieve something like that. I'll just have to do it the ol-fashioned way...and by that I mean pay for it.
>> akigawa
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you fucking fags get out of my /gif/
>> Anonymous
Fuck you!... oh wait.
>> akigawa
>>761839
wait what...at least i can get fucking pussy you sad little fuckers. I don't have to suck myself because I HAVE SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR ME.
>> Anonymous
>>761844
love dolls don't count