Do you fap with both hands?
>>382924With vigor!
Well, if one hand isn't enough...
>>382915Why would you look at /b/? It's like staring into your toilet; except for your toilet is more exciting when you flush it.
>>382924One hand was used to open the zipper.I was gonna put the other hand on the edge of the desk and forgot to, so... I dunno, maybe I'm cradling my balls? No clue.
/b/ is crap
ITT, self-loathing /b/tards.