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ToYs. Anonymous
Anybody have .gifs of a movie named "Toys" with Robin Williams and Joan Cusack about a military general inherits a toy making company and begins making war toys and they stop him? Company was Zevo Toys.
>> Anonymous
tanks are 100
humans are 1000 points !
>> Anonymous
>>1103707
That should be reversed. Tanks are MUCH more expensive.
>> Anonymous
>>1104222
Good thing they can drive themselves, oh wait needs more humans.
>> Anonymous
fuck you you fucking fuck
post animooted or gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>1104222
Yes, however, in that scene, General Zevo is getting pissed off at all the civilians wandering around a battlefield in a video game, and he and his son decide to start killing the humans instead of fighting the war...
>> Anonymous
>>1104321

That scene is worthy of a motivational poster of some type.

Someone make it happen.
>> berry
I'm sorry it's come to this.
Who'd have thought when we created Milton the Friendly Elephant that some of you today would be wound in anger
>> berry
Four stores and many Christmases ago, my father brought forth a factory conceived in innocence, joy and squeezable fun for everyone. But today may be the beginning of the end, the end of the beginning. The beginning of the beguine.
>> berry
When you go forth today, or fifth, depending on your order in line, we are here today to put you in harms way. 'Cause we determine today, in this warehouse.. the future of Toys as we know it. Whether it be Toys for fun, innocence, or Toys for total tot warfare.
>> berry
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Mr. Penguin, you don't do it today. You're an endangered species, you know that. Now many of you have never seen your own fluff. Many of you are just out of the boxes. You've never seen your own springs lying on the ground, but I tell you today that's not gonna be the case. I want you to wade into 'em, I want them to spill their batteries! I want them to break off their antennae. I want those plastic behemoths to be a bubblin' box of goop!!
>> berry
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In the words of Barbie, I had a dream house! I know you can do it! Spin your balls, move your plates, skip your ropes! You, Mr. Twirly, blind 'em the best you can! In the words of Muhatma Gumby, " We are Toys of tolerance, but there's only so much that a Toy can tolerate."
>> berry
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Do what you must, you simple, gentle few. For I would rather have you by my side than any remote-controlled gadget that I've ever seen! Because you are, and even you.. even you Alien Al. Pay a little attention because you were never a big seller, but we stood by you. So now's the time not to ask what Zevo can do for you, but what you can do for Zevo!
>> berry
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Lets all bob our heads for a brief moment of prayer..
those who can.
>> berry
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n_n
>> Anonymous
Makes me happy knowing I have this on DVD.
>> berry
Patrick?
>> Anonymous
Christ, I've been scouring the instanets for a torrent of that movie. Pissing me off. None of the local stores have it either.