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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Alien 4 was the shit back then.
>> Anonymous
>>1173420
it still is the shit
>> Anonymous
Alien 4 sucked ass. The water scene was the only good part in the movie. The rest of it was pretty damn boring.
>> Anonymous
then you suck ass stfu newfag
>> Anonymous
Alien 4 is fucking sweet and Ron Perlman is the shit "I am NOT the one with whom to fuck"
>> Anonymous
ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS ALIEN 4 SUCKS BALLS
>> Anonymous
>>1173572
i smell bullshit.
>> Anonymous
Alien Resurrection is arguably the best in the series.
Prove me wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>1173589
>Alien Resurrection is arguably the best in the series. Prove me wrong.

The basketball scene.

/thread
>> Anonymous
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Aliens > alien > alien3(directors cut) > alien ressurection
>> Anonymous
"Who do I have to fuck to get off this ship"
-"I can get you off"
>> Anonymous
I would definitely fuck a robot winona.
>> Anonymous
>>1173615
She actually made the shot, but the lame ass cameraman fucked it up. Look it up.
>> V
wow, srsly
>> Anonymous
>>1173676
Also the movie was gay, the first and second one were better. The third was meh.
>> Anonymous
>>1173676
>She actually made the shot, but the lame ass cameraman fucked it up. Look it up.
And? It's still a cringeworthy moment in a tepid, uninspired cash-in. Fuck Alien Resurrection, and fuck anyone young and clueless enough to think it compares to either of the first two.

Alternatively, 10/10 excellent trolling all round.
>> mal
>>1173624
Any douchebag who suggests aliens was better than alien is obvious jailbait.
>> Anonymous
>>1173703

Alien was the scariest of the series, but Aliens was definitely the best of the series. It had pretty much everything and...Lance Henriksen
>> Anonymous
>>1173703
aliens was good for a sequel that and nothing more
>> Anonymous
>>1173709

What he said.

Fuck 4, it had duel wield laser action.
>> Anonymous
>>1173703
i lieks it cause i fapped to the queen alien and i got to see more awesome aliens
>> Anonymous
woooow!

in my opinion there was only TWO
ALIEN & ALIENS!
non after passed!
3 was cute but should have been a television series.

ALL OTHERS BLEW ACID SPEWING ALIEN TWAT!!!

4show!
>> Anonymous
Alien, great horror/suspense movie; Aliens, great action, military combat movie. The rest is crap.
>> Anonymous
>>1174265
Yes
>>1174248
Also Yes
>> Anonymous
>>1173667

YESSSSSSSSSS.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.
>> Anonymous
>>1174265
Concurred.
>> Sigma_100
>>1174265

I would say "crap" is a bit harsh, but Alien and Aliens are the greatest, to be sure.
>> Anonymous
Alien is really the only good one, Jerry Goldsmith score, great set design and directing.

Aliens might be fun if you're stoned and there is nothing else on t.v., but it's not a good movie...

the others, gimme a fucking break
>> Anonymous
THEY WERE ALL AWESOME SHUT UP
here's why
alien: scary first look at what a single alien can do to a bunch of scientists.
aliens: space marines. "Get away from her you BITCH" big robot suit fight.
3: similar benefits to alien, plus its a dog alien. Charles Dutton (the black guy)
4: the quirky crew of smugglers (including ron perlman). plus scientifically inaccurate but cool alien death at the end.
>> Anonymous
>>1174473

"quirky crew"

LOFL. That movie fucking sucked. And you just proved it.
>> Anonymous
I'll have to agree: the first two are the ONLY Alien movies.

Three and four are nothing but bad dream sequences.
>> Anonymous
>>1174450

It's apparent you missed the great character arcs, the quasi-subtle anti-capitalist sentiment, some of the best scenes in the history of GOD'S CREATION (praise Jesus), the zippy dialogue... I could go on and on but because I'm not going to, I won't.

However, 3 and 4 were somewhat... hmm, let's just say "Raped in the arse with razor wire" and leave it at that.
>> /thread Anonymous
Alien was a fuckwin horror film.

Aliens was a fuckwin action film.

Aliens (director's cut) was an EPIC FUCKWIN action film.

Alien^3 sucked ass.

Alien Resurrection is worth watching, but nothing like the first two.
>> Anonymous
ITT people pass judgement
>> V
last time i checked,repeating yourself dosent make you right....you just sound like a dumass......and ya Alien 4 wus ok....it wus better then 3...the only time 3 wus eny good is the Directors Cut, like 1 hour us cut out.........

And it just whats your cut a tea in the end but i this that Alien and Aliens were the best......this is just me
>> Anonymous
Love all four movies.

I think both AVP movies were bad dreams that we all had.
>> Anonymous
>>1174700
Pick a language and type in it.

Protip: "Moronese" is not a language.
>> Anonymous
word
>> Anonymous
AVP is just a cash in Aliens^3 was a cash in.

4 was a legitimate attempt to continue the story that failed.
>> Anonymous
The official list of Alien related films that actually sucked smegma:

Alien 3, Aliens Vs Predator, Aliens Vs Predator 2
>> Anonymous
Alien 3 was great. Anon needs to take his ADD meds before watching it. THEY'RE SORRY THAT SHIT DIDN'T BLOW UP NONSTOP DURING THE STORY.