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Anonymous
The Carmen Winstead story is a classic Internet "urban legend." The story started on MySpace from three teenage girls trying to see how many friends they could get from it.

According to the story, Carmen was accidentally killed when her "friends" pushed her down a sewer. Now she will visit a horrible death upon anybody who doesn't post her story on their MySpace page. Later versions of this story were sent as more conventional e-mail chain letters. There's also a nearly identical version with a victim named Jessica Smith.

There is NO news report from any reliable news agency that records any story similar to the Carmen Winstead / Jessica Smith hoaxes.

am i doin it right?
>> Anonymous
It figures Myspace faggotry would infect 4chan. It's all part of the cancer that's killing /b/, now spreading to the rest of the body.
>> Anonymous
/clap
>> Anonymous
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an apelike creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
>> Anonymous
On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light,
In flames of death's eternal reign, we ride towards the fight.
When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right.
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight.

Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore,
The scattered souls will feel the hell, bodies wasted on the shore.
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain, we watch them as they go,
Through fire and pain, and once again we know...

So now we're flying we're free, we're free before the thunderstorm,
On towards the wilderness, our quest carries on.
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight,
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls...

So far away we wait for the day,
For the lights all so wasted and gone;
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days-
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

NOW GET 5 STARS ON EXPERT OR THOU SHALL GET VAPORISED
>> Anonymous
bump
>> But guess what... Anonymous
They hurt her.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About over 9000 months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
>> Anonymous
>>1289853

Everyone already knows it's shit.

Welcome to trolling.
>> Anonymous
>>1290484
I approve
>> Anonymous
They sucked her cock.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was a tranny, being a whore in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't put out, the police were called. They went down on her and brought up a 17-inch-erection on Carmen Winstead's body, with her balls blue from not being allowed to come. The cops told everyone she was asking for it... They believed them.

FACT: About over 9000 months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a 17-inch-erection rammed up his ass, and a look of painful ecstasy on his face.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They sucked her cock," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and fuck you.
>> Anonymous
ITT: carmen

Candlejack hurt her.

About six years a