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>> L
dear mother of god..
>> Anonymous
I'm totally picturing the vid having sprinkler sound effects.
>> Anonymous
soooo fake
>> Anonymous
>>360215
in before believers
>> Anonymous
Nope, it's real.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation
>> Anonymous
>>360222

While 'female ejaculation' is indeed a real phenomenon, what a lot of people don't realise is that there's no way women could ejaculate the amount they do in porn films like this.

When females ejaculate, it's like a tiny spurt. Anything more is piss.

You're jacking to watersports.
>> Anonymous
not true, this video is badass. he teaches you how to make a girl squirt. and squirting can be violent, I've seen first hand.
>> Anonymous
then give us the sauce
>> Anonymous
In the United Kingdom, the British Board of Film Classification denies the existence of the phenomenon of female ejaculation, regarding it instead as urination during sex.

UK said it, so it's true.
>> Anonymous
I had a female friend see this and SHE said it can't be real. Women don't gush out like that. It's piss.

I believe because this info came from a woman.
>> Anonymous
While I won't comment on this particular gif being real, women can ejaculate a considerable amount, and not just a squirt.

Oh, and the UK sucks anyway, so once they pull their head out of their asses they might get around to reading some medical journals.
>> Anonymous
>>360227
http://rapidshare.com/files/6761750/Heavy_squirt2.mpg
>> Anonymous
>>360245

GTFO. Uk will rule the world.
>> Anonymous
Often times women walk around not knowing much about their own bodies -- it's not like they're quite as brave about exploring themselves. And don't get me started on that backwater island.

However, I will say that this super long range ejaculation is hard to believe.
>> Anonymous
It is incontanance
>> Anonymous
fucks sake
cant believe someone hasnt said this before:

I am male. Am i the only one who can orgasm and squirt piss without ejaculating semen? It takes a particular way of rubbing my penis, but i can do it reliabely everytime.it feels as good as semen ejaculation. I can then continue to masturbate normally and orgasm normally with semen ejaculation.

So i guess the girls who squirt are experiencing something similar. I still find it erotic knowing its piss ... even more so.
>> Anonymous
just watch the original clip, terrible fuckng acting on everyone's part. that alone leads me to believe its fake
>> Anonymous
Watching the gif while listening to circus music made me laugh my ass off.
>> Anonymous
>>360270
Uh, they sorta already did. Then came the USA and the empire went downhill from there.
>> Anonymous
>>360315

They will rule the world again, bitch.
>> Anonymous
Fake ? Yes

Piss ? no

Why ? well .. why should it be piss when she can just shave some enema up her vagine and hold it up for a few secnds ?
>> Anonymous
I used to have that clip, and that's Cytheria, she's like a super gusher. And from the documentary I saw, female ejaculate is like male precum, which with men is a clear fluid before the cum and sperm gets added, and if you added urine it would be piss. So technically it is piss, but it's more like cunt water
>> Anonymous
FACT: Men cannot pee during orgasm. During sexual intercourse, a small valve closes the bladder from the urethra, the tube that runs the length of the penis which both semen and urine leave the body.

So either you have a messed up prostate/bladder/Cowper's Gland area or are lying.
>> Anonymous
Women are built differently to men, men don't ejaculate litres of clear fluid do they, nor can they have multiple orgasms that involve lots of discharge. Watch either of Seymore Butts' Squirters videos and get the facts from the master
>> Anonymous
it's not pee you fucking noobs
female ejaculation

end of argument
>> Anonymous
if it was white i'd believe it.
>> Anonymous
Well technically it IS pee, just not with the dirty bits. It's water, and it's come the from the bladder.. sounds like pee!
>> Anonymous
This video is fake, however, female ejaculation does exist, and i have seen it in person, and tasted it, in no way does it look, smell, or taste like urine.
>> Anonymous
>>360343
Finally!! Someone who argues this decently! So many people get so defensive when someone says one of these PORN STAR squirters are fake. Uh, porn=fake for the most part. They dont realize that people are not necessarily arguing that "squirting" cannot happen.
>> Anonymous
>>360343
>>360348
same person, lol
>> Anonymous
>>360349
Naw, I, 360348, actually just started browsing gif...nice try. : )
>> Anonymous
>>360351

GTFO weeaboo faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>360343
may the force be with you but, uh, you're full of shit.
>> Anonymous
this is a 4chan weekly event, amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>360356
Narutard!!
>> Anonymous
THIS GOES THE SAME WAY EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Not the best source, but time and time again this is the same information presented in defense of female ejaculation:

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/services_female-ejaculation_what-is-it.htm

Having tasted urine (inadvertently, thinking it was ejaculate) AND ejaculate I can tell you that one is very clearly urine, one is very clearly something entirely different.

You will know when it is urine when:

IT WREAKS OF URINE.

You will know it is ejaculate when:

IT DOES NOT WREAK OF URINE.
>> Anonymous
In case the rest of the last comment is unviewable:

The reason it is so uncommon? Most women are sexually inexperienced and ignorant of their own bodies. It's why many women have a hard time with orgasms: a lack of understanding and weak cervical muscles.

Women who do kegals orgasm easier, harder, more often, etc. These are the women who can have squirting orgasms because they're able to force the release of the extra ejaculate. Doing so can release urine IF they have to pee badly enough, but if they pee before hand you will not suffer any of that.

Few women understand their sexual organs enough to have quality and consistent orgasms. Fewer women understand and exercise their sexual desires and muscles. Fewer still take that final step during the build up of the orgasm to push it over the edge.
>> Anonymous
Oh yeah and the fucking idea that you mongoloids on here who have rarely even touched a girl, much less done extensive studies on their inner workings, know better than researchers and the women who actually have orgasms and have tasted/smelt the difference, is an affront to nature.

Get a life, get a girlfriend, try it out, you'll like it.

P.S. as if you people wouldn't want a girl to pee on you anyway. Or is that too gross? Nothing like that for anonymous... He wants diapers, dick girls, tentacle rape, expansion, and god knows what else he goes to other sites for that 4chan doesn't have.
>> bbjeg
And now we know, and knowing is half of the ejaculation.
>> Anonymous
every fucking day there's an arguement about this.

dumbasses
>> Anonymous
>>360366
Totally. I'm thinking of compiling a FAQ about this subject, one that catches all the retarded replies that we saw once again in this thread.
>> Anonymous
ALL STFU NOONE SHOULD CARE WETHER THIS IS REAL OR NOT - JUST GIVE US THE DAMN FULL Saurce

>>360268

thx but i know that there is a full pr0n from this, anyway you could share it?
>> Anonymous
I am female, I do ejaculate, but it 1) comes before orgasm and 2) is not anywhere near that amount in the .gif.
>> Anonymous
>>360419
Darn, that article had one huge flaw in it.

"All women can learn to ejaculate as much as two cups of fluid and spray and squirt female ejaculation across the length of a room and our movie shows it!"

Does this coincide with what it says on Wikipedia?

"It is, it seems, the rhythmic contractions of pelvic muscle during orgasm which expel the accumulated fluid as at least one constituent of female ejaculation. The amount of fluid released can be considerable, through repeated filling and emptying of the glands during orgasm."

How are we to believe that this much fluid, as shown in porn videos, can come from the gland if the gland itself and the openings are usually so small? If they "fill and empty" repeatedly like it says, can you fill and empty any container that size and shoot out that much liquid with that much force? Besides the fact that porn is mostly fake, is it still _possible_ to "gush" like this?

If Wikipedia (and other articles) wouldn't be so damn mysterious and incomplete maybe this wouldn't be a myth anymore.

I vote for the Mythbusters to solve this one. Heh.
>> Anonymous
http://www.xnxx.com/pornstars/gals/cytherea.php
>> Anonymous
>>360440I vote for the Mythbusters to solve this one.

OMG SECONDED. with kari byron testing the myth! *fapfapfapfapfap*
>> Anonymous
My CORRECT input on this subject...

Female ejaculation is a completely real phenomenon. However, there are different types of female ejacs. Some women squirt from their vaginas during orgasm, and that is usually a more gooey type substance, and it usually doesn't spray across the room like firehose.

The other female ejacs are those like Cytheria here. Her ejaculate comes from her urethra, and is a mixture of urine, water, and other proteins... but not pure urine. Still, the fact is, she is having a super powerful orgasm so strong that most of the time she can barely contain herself. If you have seen a lot of Cytherias work, you would know that her orgasms ARE real, and they are ridiculously intense.... as intense as the gif suggests.
>> Anonymous
It's easy to do to your girlfriend.

When fetuses are in the womb, and are becoming into male or female, they have a large bundle of nerves in the crotchy region. if male, it will consentrate into the head of the prenis. If female, it will pull back, and under the pubis mound bone thingy. Once you get your partner wet, use two fingers together, in the stereotypical "hook" shape, curling up, and make very fast, small circles while pushing down on the pubis mound with the palm of your free hand (also good Idea to clitilize with that thumb. ;)
However, as soon as you feel her convulse, move your fingers out of her (Straigten them first!!) While keeping your palm pressed down gently on her pubis. Oh, and also hide behind your gallagher-sized trashbag/raincoat. Or open your mouth.
>> Anonymous
>>360479

Unfortunately, this is a near impossible feat for a female to perform on herself, however there are a number of vibrators with a curved or tilted head, perfect for the job.
>> Anonymous
>>360479
I was under the impression that the nerves that become the head of the penis in a male become the clitoris in a female.
>> Anonymous
>>360488
yea, so was I....
>> Anonymous
If there were any vaginal ejaculation, it would be in every porno. Instead, all we find is non viscous fluid (mostly water).

It's surprising that female porn stars dont learn how to push out a glob of glue or something to make it look plausible.

http://jj.am/gallery/v/PornGIFs/Squirt/
>> Anonymous
My question:

Um, why the hell is she twitching so much?
>> Anonymous
>>360234
Thread over.
>> Anonymous
>>360508
cause she faking it?
>> Anonymous
>>360480
I've seen those now, basically since all these articles suggest to use them, but WHY exactly can't they put their fingers in like that? Are their arms too short or something? I mean how can you masturbate if you can't reach that area with your fingers?

>>360478
There's nothing that can "squirt" from the bottom hole so what are you talking about? Leaking out fluids is normal, there's no ejaculate by any sense of the word in it. It comes from the upper hole, like us guys.

And about Cytherea, it doesn't matter how she has an orgasm. The articles all state that peeing and releasing this ejac fluid is not the same thing, even if it feels very similar. She should learn to do it AFTER emptying her bladder, so it isn't urine.
>> Anonymous
who cares?
how much time do you have to research this?
get a hobby, like masturbating.
>> Anonymous
>>360527
lol, guys with too much time on their hands, and their hands on their pen0rs are the ones who inhabit /gif/
>> Anonymous
I reshherched da Phemale orgashim ankd-eyeshh relishhed dat knowmatter wat Ishhsay, dareshh alwayshh goink ta besumbudy whoill disagreshh wid da facks! Too-da peebal I cand helpshh, Imnot goink ta argyou wich yas. SIMPLY SAY FUCKIT!!
>> Anonymous
http://www.squirtingtruth.com/female_ejaculation_pics_clips_access.phtml
I fapped
>> Anonymous
>>360479
You are either Male or Female from the beginning. Your sex is not determined after you are conceived.
>> Anonymous
>>360535
Game over. Insert quarter to try again.
>> Anonymous
Chicks can't do it themselves because, even though they can technically reach the spot, they're going at it from the wrong angle. That's what makes it impossible. Secondly, I'm a chick and when I get a really good orgasm I twitch all crazy too. It makes sense to me that this clip is her having a real one. Why the fuck would any porn chick want to have a fucking seizure and look retarded every time she comes? Most chicks, no matter who they are, worry about whether or not they look stupid most of the time. Real orgasms look like that anyway, and if she were faking it she'd try to make it look less stupid.
>> Anonymous
MEIN FURER! I CAN SQUIRT!
>> Anonymous
>>360508
Because orgasms are serious business.
>> Anonymous
Well the big black guys in porn squirt their load about 30 feet, but I can barely get mine to roll off my balls.

Therefore, since I cant do it, all cumshots are just piss shots.
>> Anonymous
>>360270
Not if they stop for tea every two hours.
>> Anonymous
>>360551
NO GIRLS ON INTERNETS!
>> Anonymous
>>360508

As an actual girl on the internet, I can tell you when you're a woman your legs fucking twitch unbelieveably while coming, the rest of you might as well but it's hard to keep them still.

Aren't female orgasms like 10x more powerful than male orgasms? Why -wouldn't- she be shaking?
>> Anonymous
>>360270

once they can rule a single gang fight
>> Anonymous
more like once bob dole gets an erection without pills
>> Anonymous
>>360616
more like once bob dole gets an erection without pills
>> Anonymous
This is for real, I have that pr0n in video format. It's called Squirting 101 or something like that. It's totally real.
>> Anonymous
you guys don't know about porn industry
They pump in water before the shot, masturbate, and push hard when they're cumming. ejaculation follows.
Woman do ejaculate, but porn stars really put water inside to please the male audiance.

same with japanese porn
>> Anonymous
I LAUGHED SO HARD. OH GOD. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S PISS OR FEMALE EJACULATORY FLUIDS, IT'S FUCKING FUNNY AS SHIT.

Plus I was listening to Dragonforce.
>> Anonymous
usually what they do in porn videos is squirt a bunch of water up in the actress and they she shoves a dildo in there to keep the fluid in until she's ready to shoot it back out.
>> Anonymous
That would make a lot of sense
>> Shooter McCray
Nobody listens, do they?

YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS. STOP BRINGING THIS UP.
>> Anonymous
I'd like to thank 4chan for the source of that female orgasm site. I am a female and never really had an orgasm until after I read that page. It took my boyfriend a few minutes but I reached it and it was great! THANK YOU ALL!
>> Anonymous
BUMP FOAR DRAMACHAN!!
>> Anonymous
So, for all the "SUIRTING IS LIEK SO REAL!!!1" people, can you go ahead and reference me exactly what gland is storing and secreting said female ejaculant?

No? That's because there isn't one. If you dare say Skene's glands or Bartoli's glands you need to get the fuck off of wikipedia and get to a physiology class. That's watersports you're jerking it to.
>> Anonymous
my gf squiers (not every time, usually with fingering at the right spot, although one time it was three times in a row normal style), twitches a whole lot, and I don't really give a crap what it is cause it's hot.
>> Anonymous
>>360749
>>360753
I used to have bookmarks for sites on either side of this, and only few on either side made any sense.

(bookmarks went kablewie, reason for requesting site with japanese people uncensoring art, I only got when it was dead, etc.)

the only real reason anyone has to post here, is either E-PENIS, or... E-PENIS.

so I repeat.
BUMP FOR DRAMACHAN!!
>> Anonymous
>>360717
Hey! I'm the only girl on the internet! Orgasms are easy you big faker!
>> Anonymous
>>360551
Explain this to me:

>>even though they can technically reach the spot, they're going at it from the wrong angle.

I can reach between my legs, and put my fingers in that shape and direction. Does your wrist not bend that far or something? I've seen girls insert their entire hand inside themselves. How can it be "not the right angle"?

>>Why the fuck would any porn chick want to have a fucking seizure and look retarded every time she comes?

Obviously you fail to see how many fans she has; regardless of how retarded it looks to some, MANY guys absolutely love it. Hell, guys even seem to like watersports that have nothing to do with ejaculation. They just like women peeing. There's a market for what she does, so she's popular.

>>if she were faking it she'd try to make it look less stupid.

You need to watch some more porn I think. They don't care how dumb it looks, most porn is of low quality, simply made by men, to help men jack off.
>> Anonymous
>>360765
Yes, it should be just as easy for a woman to get off as it is for a man.
>> BurgundyStone !gbkUU57rKA
I've done it and tasted it. It's not urine. It's almost odorless, and pretty tasteless. Girls can and do squirt. Most pornstars are probably pissing, just because squirting is so popular and easy to fake. But just because pornstars can fake it doesn't mean it doesn't happen. End of story.
>> Anonymous
Hahaha, 4chan discussing the female orgasm. Hilarious.
>> Anonymous
Also, look at her face during that. Completely deadpan. She's faking it.
>> Anonymous
>>360797
you sir, or madam, win.

the most "research" they do, is wonder how many movies they've seen it in, then throw that out the window to flip a coin on which side they'll be on at the drama fence, today.

a week of the drama faggotry assosiated with this, and other threads can be funny,

a few months is pushing it...

but here, we drag drama's lifeless, stinking, maggot infested corpse out on a regular basis, and show it at parties, for fucking YEARS!!

dead horses, and the beatings they can take,
now THAT'S 4chan's fetish.

tr;dr = BAAAAAAAAW!
>> Anonymous
>>360798

Christ, exactly.