ZOMG HOW DO I SHOOP DA WHOOP? LOLI hear that question a lot, being Anonymous and all. I'd answer LURK MOAR U FAGGOT!!!1but today, today I feel like telling you. The trick to shoop da whoop is to charge yourlazor. The charger to your lazor can be seen emerging from that turf of hair below yournavel. It's tubular in shape. You should hold it like you'd hold a hose and move yourgripping hand back and forth, back and forth, gently but steadily. If you are not mutilated,i mean circumcized, you should slide the top of the charger in and out of the lose skin. Ifyou are circumcized then your parents mutilated because your grandparents did it to your father.your grandparents did it to your father because they thought it was healthy, and your grandgrandparentsdid it to your grandad because they thought he wouldn't fap that way. Or you are circumcicedbecause you are a jew, in that case everybody should respect that because it's your religionand religion is the right to hold insane and stupid ideas who nobody can challenge. If youare circumciced better get some hand lotion.Comment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.
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Did you seriously just try to give an explanation of "HOW DO I SHOOP DA WHOOP?" .. I'm sorry but you are a failure at life, and you probably wasted about five minutes of your life writing that. Congratulations fag! =]
>>527845what an idiot
>>527114DO WANT NOT!!! See what I did there shooping bastard.
>>527114being circumcised is more sanitary moron...look it up
>>527114I'm circumcised, and I do not have to use hand lotion, lol.
>>527876Right, cause sanitary has nothing to do with how well you can clean yourself. Uncircumcised is just as sanitary if you take care of yourself and keep your shit clean like you're supposed to.
Someone's a tad bitter. saaaage!