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FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES HALF LIFE
Gordon Freeman is now these hands... i must kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!
>> Anonymous
John Freeman picked up a laser gun and aimed it at trees to see if he could. John Freeman shot and tree fell down in front of him. John Freeman seen eggs fall out of the tree and he put them back home safe.

"These birds dont have to see Gordon Freeman yet. its not time." John Freeman said to him.
>> Anonymous
i liked the halo one better

but half lifes are stilll comedy gold
>> Anonymous
No John, you are the zombies.
And then John was a headcrab.