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4chan /sp/'s God
God of /sp/ here;
I am really drunk right now, so someone get me the .gif of the kid getting punched in the trash can. I promise I won't blow up America if this is given.

Love, with gin and tonic,
God.
PS - My pic is unrelated.
>> 4chan /sp/'s God
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God back;
I'm disapointed; don't make me rape you, America.
>> Anonymous
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SPARTAA
>> 4chan /sp/'s God
>>1254713
Anon, I love you, I spare America, and also say that all people from Peru suck ass, as proved by getting raped by a small group of Greeks.
THIS.............IS..............4CHAN!

Love,
God.