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Anonymous
Hey /gif/

what does a vagina taste like? i'm going to my girlfriend's tomorrow and i know she's expecting me to go down on her because she went down on me, i just wanna know what i'm in for
>> Anonymous
Stale grapefruit.
>> Anonymous
To me it tastes really fleshy.

Like, uh, if you bite your nails... you know when you get a little piece of skin off of a finger? Well if you amplifyed that 100 times and gave it a strange, deformed texture that would be it.
>> kdfajl b00bs
varies by girl man......but.....my girl tastes great.....my ex tasted like shit tho.....but it varies....either sweetsorta......or like orange juice after brushing teeth
>> Anonymous
Tell her to start drinking a lot of acidic drinks. Like orange juice, pineapple, etc. In about a week it shouldn't taste as bad.
>> Anonymous
vagina itself tastes like iron filings.
luckily the vagina is not your objective. what you're looking for is the clitoris.

vagina licking: it's not very effective
>> Anonymous
should i really do the alphabet with my tongue
>> Anonymous
forget the alphabet, stick to figure 8's and you're golden
>> Anonymous
>>1002822
true

It's like licking a wound healing.
>> Anonymous
No, you should really just like, stick your tongue inside her vagina, then slowly move it up. You're looking for her clit, it should be somewhere near the front or top of her vagina (top from where you are, front from where she would be if she was standing. Just focus on licking and flicking that. Maybe suck on it. Suck on the area between her vagina and thigh, and her thigh too, some girls go crazy. May sound stupid, but it works, you should really just ask her to let you know what's working. If she's worth it, she'll let you know.

Good luck, it's really not that hard.

Oh and the thigh/pussy thing, don't do it if she doesn't shave lol, it won't do shit that way.
You'll be fine.
>> Anonymous
dude, what he said, totally

as a girl, thats exactly what we're into. and trust me, if you're doing a good job, you will know
>> Anonymous
>>1002829
Er... the iron taste is from blood. The girl only tastes like that when she's menstruating.

If she's in heavy menstruation, you'll get chunks of flesh in addition to the blood.
>> Anonymous
>>1002797
Just lick the clit. Get it over with as quickly as possible so she can get back to the kitchen.
>> Anonymous
>>1002856
MMMMM chunks of uterus
>> Anonymous
>>1002835

make sure she is clean
no one wants a stinky vag
>> Anonymous
First and only time I went down on a girl it tasted like shit.
>> Ted
>>1002883
You were licking the wrong side, dumbass.
>> Anonymous
>>1002887
No I think he just opened his mouth too wide.
>> Anonymous
REALPOST HERE!

If she hasn't washed right before hand, it'll probably taste acidic and sourish, and if she ate meat the day before, it'll taste fishy too once the juice starts flowing.
>> Anonymous
>>1002875
i ate a stinky/sweaty vag once... the next day i got sick.. not even kidding you.
>> Anonymous
>>1002887
Spit my soda everywhere when I laughed at this.
>> Anonymous
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Diagram for info.

Taste: a little tangy and a little salty. Warnings: If it smells like bread, it's possibly a yeast infection. If it smells like fish, it's possibly bacterial vaginosis or trich.

Prepared to get your face wet (at least your mouth/chin), because if you're doing it right, you will.

Don't get too violent on the clit--it's very sensitive and it can hurt if it's overstimulated.

If you're fingering, do the "come hither" motion along the top wall of the vagina--it's supposed to stimulate the g-spot.

Above all, ask her for directions--to tell you what she likes and what she'd like to have you do.
>> Anonymous
>>1002883
my girlfriend's wasnt so bad even after her finishing her period the day before
it doesnt taste that great unless they clean it though

think about it, flaps of sweaty skin man
either way, take a shower together next time and get each other nice and clean
give an excuse to soap her vag up too
>> Anonymous
Thankfully, my gf's vag is the best I've tasted. I've had some that's just....ugh. And two or three that were just tasty. Hers is up there :D
>> Anonymous
a VAGINA taste like the after taste of artichokes
>> anonymous
Also, if you're working the clit with your tongue, don't tense up your tongue, leave it "soft".
>> Anonymous
Be sure to flick your tongue into the vagina a bit so you can get some good juice onto that clit.
>> Anonymous
coins, you faggots.

stale pasta isn't even good anymore
>> Anonymous
Tastes like a salty mouth in the morning, with a bit of iron tang - not from the blood. Yes, blood will make it taste very strongly of iron. But there is a bit of a salty metallic taste if you're all up in that shit.

ALphabet works, figure 8 works, spell words, flick it, lick it, stick it, whatevs. Just remember the rhyme:

SMELLS LIKE FISH
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
HOLD YOUR NOSE
AND KEEP ON LICKEN
>> Anonymous
also put in a finger or two.
>> Anonymous
I fingered my girl, and she had this really rank smell. Like pee. Never noticed it any other time, except for that 1 time. Pretty sure she's clean, and washed her box in advance for me. I did go down on her once. Kinda salty.
>> Anonymous
I don't reaaaally like the way my gf tastes. Would her being a vegetarian have anything to do with it? Despite don't liking the taste, I do go down on her often beause I know she really enjoyes it. And that's good enough for me, makes it still fun to do. She doesn't know I dont enjoy it, and I won't tell her, because she doesn't want me to do it then She's too sweet.
>> Anonymous
Seriously, eat some Fritos French Onion Dip and wait five minutes.
The aftertaste is just like pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>1002797
IT TASTES LIKE SALTY MILK AND COINS, FUCKIN NEWFAGS
>> Anonymous
tastes like a 9V battery
>> Anonymous
As long as she's clean, it'll be fine. Besides, man up and do it.
>> Anonymous
a penis is better
>> Anonymous
can't read question, lmao too hard at gif.
>> sage
>>1002850
Erm, no every girl has a different taste, just like every man does. Some man like a finger up their ass while they get a blowjob...

Anyways the best way is just asking. Ask her what she wants and while doing it, try something out, that she is not familiar with and ask, just ask. Asking and being polite is the best way of having great sex.

And erm, pussies smell and taste different. My gf pussy taste is very unique. Can't really discribe it. I usally lick her clit, make it a mix between hard and soft, stay always on the clit and move it random, stick a max. of two fingers in her vagina, not too deep, move the tongue fast, the fingers slow, some women say you have to make a good rhythm between finger and tongue, but imo that's bullshit. It just doesn't really work, then i do it that way they start complaining about me using the fingers too fast. My gf cums in about ten minutes if i do it my way. But anyways, before she came the first time i asked her. This is something you have to invent your time in... just about everything that has to do with sex.
>> Anonymous
>>1003331
>>This is something you have to invent your time in... just about everything that has to do with sex.
>>This is something you have to invent your time in
>>have to invent your time
>>invest

fix'd.
>> Anonymous
>>1002797
she shouldn't expect anything, you're in charge
>> sage
>>1003335
Thanks anon, english is not my native as you can see.
>> Anonymous
>>1003346
what is your native
>> Anonymous
>>1003060
never put soap inside a vagina.

EVER.

(That said, do clean them. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.)
>> Anonymous
No, while diet definitely has an effect, vegetarians/vegans generally taste better.
>> Anonymous
>>1003058
So wait...it will actually smell like bread if theres a yeast infection? I never knew the term was so literal.
>> Anonymous
apparently eating pussy is the only subject 4chan takes seriously
>> Anonymous
>>1003433
i hope so, i fucking love bread
>> Anonymous
>>1003435
yeah
>> Fresh Prince of Persia !!klmsTxt9nWG
of all the places in 4chan, why /gif/?
>> Anonymous
Try add 1 of those mini dildos on a wire, when you licking and touching clit with that thing it makes them go all crazy.
>> Anonymous
>>1003463
I don't know why but it looks like he picked the right place.
>> Anonymous
>>1003463
look at all the answers i'm getting! you guys helped a lot. tonight's the night, thanks
>> Anonymous
Follow the advice of the guy with the diagram for god's sake. Also, of course a yeast infection smells like bread, BREAD HAS YEAST IN IT. If you do suck on the clit, do it gently, too much and it just feels like someone is stabbing it, not good, trust me.
>> What do we think?
What a coincidence I just gave oral to my girlfriend for the first time last night, were only 14 though, when was /gif/'s first time?
>> Anonymous
>>1003585
Underageb&. Reported.