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Anonymous
wat is this film?...
>> Anonymous
Hatchet, awesome old school horror flick.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit lol
>> Anonymous
fucking movie OWNZ!
>> Anonymous
A couple decent kills, but the movie as a whole was garbage.
>> Anonymous
>>946292

Old school? The thing came out this year, doofus.
>> Anonymous
>>946326
Old school is a style, not a release date.
>> Anonymous
>>946326
advertised as old school.
plus its an homage to the old school ones...same style, etc.

tl;dr- read taglines, fuckwit.
>> Anonymous
i must see this
>> Anonymous
The movie's name is Hatchet. It sucked.
>> Anonymous
I thought Hatchet was pretty good. Several good shots of titties and a few very entertaining kills. If you're a fan of 1980s horror and a little bit of comedy, you'll enjoy this.
>> Anonymous
They might have tried to make this film old school, but what the filmmaker failed to realize is that the old school slashers actually had substance, and usually a lot of social satire. Hatchet was just a group of stereotypes being killed off by a mutant ghost.
>> Anonymous
>>946769

I'm a huge fan of '80s horror and that's exactly why I hated Hatchet. The retard who made this must've watched all the old slasher movies, but ignored exactly what made those movies work, and instead thought "ok, boobs and gore, got it."
>> Anonymous
>>946780
He didn't make an 80s horror flick, he sort of made a comedic homage to them. It wasn't a serious comeback of the 80s horror film, which I would love to see, but I like it.
>> Anonymous
'80s slashers were usually pretty comedic already, so what's the point of a comedic homage, especially when the 'comedy' is so forced and really not comedic at all? Two or three good kills, but overall a stinking pile of shit destined for the $2.99 bin at your local Wal-Mart.
>> MidnightPatrol
the movie was hilarious and the gore was nice, but there was no basic structure of where to be, it was just like lost in the woods, etc. the last 20 mins don't compare to the hilarious first half