AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
OH GEEZ THE SPEED IS TURNED UP TO 11
god i want a girlfriend
or a warm oraphis to penatrate </3
>>358364Orifice is the correct spelling. I personally don't find footjobs too great (op here, btw), but a fellow /b/tard /r/'d sum footjobs. I'm good like that. I donate footjobz to 4chan.
source?
>>358360go get one then, you arent gonna get one by staying indoors and fapping to /b/ all day
What is a girlfriend? And how does one obtain one?
>>358668no idea. :(
>>358668I saw one in a movie once.
>>358668I think they drop in UBRS, pretty rare though.
1.Have Thousands of dollars2.Spend said dollars on a female3.Have said female give nothing back4.Repeat Steps 1-4
1.Have Thousands of dollars2.Spend said dollars on a female3.Have said female give nothing back4.Repeat Steps 1-45.Get drunk.6.Take her clothes off.7.???????8.Wait nine months for a weaboo baby.
>>358973If you have to give her thousands of dollars of stuff, no wonder she wont give back. You have to be a bit smarter than that and have some standards besides 'ZOMG HUGE TITS.'
>>359020He goes to 4chan and is obviously misogynistic (or gay), so be reasonable when you set the bar.AMIRITE?