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Anonymous
Massive amounts of cum... I've always wondered how to get so much volume.
>> Anonymous
stop fapping to gayporn every 5 min
>> Anonymous
Fap for half an hour ever day for six months without cumming. I did that and my GF loved it when I came in her ass.
>> Bender !bSbL7PnK6w
Masturbate less often but make it longer.
>> Anonymous
Think he did this without edging? anyone out there think they can do the same naturally?
>> Anonymous
Don't cum for a week and then blow your load all over some bitches face. She'll love it.
>> Anonymous
I wonder if I edged a lot before bed could I force a wet dream...
>> Anonymous
>>1368430
it doesn't take that long just a few hours at most just start stop start stop and bam profit!i came ALL over my exs chest it was awesome i didn't know when i was gonna stop cumming it was one of the best feelings i ever had
>> Anonymous
Do you start and stop during sex, or like all day prior? lol
>> Anonymous
that's saline there's no way he could cum that much without any sort of pressure building up. It's just dripping down.
>> Anonymous
Doesn't a wet dream empty those days of saving it? How can I stop wet dreams?

And at least I can't really just empty it on some bitches face, cos I really never leave the house. I just fap by myself and play games.
>> Anonymous
you can buy pills to increase your load not legal in the states but you can mail order from amsterdam ...thats whats going on here
>> Anonymous
>>1368453
my problem when i've tried this before, is that i came super fast because of how sensitive it was.
>> Anonymous
>>1368448
dont think she'll be to happy bout that, you know, with the extra bit of laundry
>> Anonymous
>>1368430
lol, so your GF likes bondage?
cause thats torcher
>> Anonymous
>>1368423
my thing is i have immense pressure. if i build up a cum like that i get a really hard fast watery discharge first, completely uncontrollable then i start coming.

i have hit myself in the face. we actually call it "chestering yourself" now, cuz that's my name.

and i've hit the ceiling/wall behind bed/across room walls/spanned the kingsize bed etc. with my cum. i don't know why, i'm like a futhermucking airgun.
>> Anonymous
>>1368543
the thing you can use the method of grabbibg your balls hard or just wearing a condom to kill the feeling but if you want to be hardcore about it just eat the bitch out intill you know you can go again and don't have the urge of cumming i would just grab my balls at times or my ex would when giving me head to torture me or to keep it in so i can shoot a huge load on her later on but your gonna need time and well stamina but it works and if she wasnt psycho i would love to have the sex like we used too but now shes all about cumming quick and well no messes so whats the point
>> Anonymous
i'm not surprised such a collection of braindead fucksticks would contribute to a thread that started with someone cumming on a toy, an anime toy at that. You are all an embarrassment to anyone with a penis.
>> Anonymous
>>1368619
to the contrary, I was thinking what the hell are this people doing contributing useful information? but then I realized i was not on /b/
>> Anonymous
If you're going for a hard cumshot, here's a good but potentially painful method.

When you feel you're going to cum, clamp on to your penis to block the cum from coming out (Not too hard, just hard enough to seal the urethra) while doing that continue to jerk it while aiming at your target. You should feel the load begin to swell inside your penis, as well as get a rythm for the pulsing orgasms. Once you have your load ready wait until just as a pulse of more cum comes, then release, keeping a bit of pressure on your dick.

If all goes well you should have a nice large load blasting at a velocity strong enough to give her a mild concussion.
>> Anonymous
It's fake.
>> Anonymous
>>1368627
see
>>1368594
just not the penis its the balls you grab and i wasn't cumming on a doll i came on my exs chest and i covered it complete that was a fun few hours
>> noko Anonymous
my cum never shoots it's like the one in OP's gif actually just not that much. only rarely when my cum gets all over the keyboard and the floor, rarely.
>> Anonymous
>>1368627

The other side affect of that is you may force ejaculate into the bladder. Then you get a slow drip for awhile.

I get rather annoyed when they use that method in porn. I want to see some ropes. Not a single blast.
>> Anonymous
I'd cum all over that figure
>> Anonymous
>>1368583

Yea this is my problem when I fap too long, it just builds up and is a fucking rocket when I finally cum.
>> Anonymous
SAAAALIIIIINE
>> Anonymous
only works with that exact figurine at that precise camera angle
>> Anonymous
I like to cum in my family members' left overs.
>> Anonymoose
Uh, internet are srys buisness. But I'm drunk but I know, uh, like I read a veg that increases your sperm rate, I think it was brocklet, or that long green stick, not cucumber, uh, liqurish? NONO! Celery! fuck yeah, that shut'll increase your sperm amount by a fuck ton, or atleast so I hear, idk, do your research first though.
>> Anonymous
Buy some l-arginine, soya lecithin granules, and some zinc with added selenium. You can buy these from online shops like healthydirect. I've taken each of these in isolation and together so I know what each of them do individually.

The problem with l-arginine is it gives you stomach cramps. A bottle of l-arginine pills will usually say to take six of them a day to reach the RDA. I can't handle six a day so I take one or two pills, pull them apart so the arginine powder comes out and mix it in a pot of yogurt and do that twice daily. After a week of doing this alone fapping will feel incredible (your dick will feel tinkley) and your cumshots will be slightly larger.

Taking the zinc (don't go over the RDA) alone will make you secrete much more prostatic fluid (the clear greyish part of your cum) and make your cum thicker and again slightly more voloumous.

Taking the lecithin alone will increase the amount you cum A LOT, this makes your seminal vesicles feel full. You'll also be spurting wads of clear precum just while fapping, which feels like a mini-orgasm itself. I add a heaping teaspoon of lecithin granules with the arginine in the yogurt.

Eating celery doesn't increase the amount but makes your cum pearly white.

All this for a week in combination with keeping hydrated will easily get you to the holy grail of 10ml of spunk. The average amount an adult male cums is between 2ml to 5ml.

You need to do kegel exercises too, not to increase your cum but to have enough muscle power to shoot it all out, rather than cumming a lot and having it dribble out over the course of a couple of minutes. Taking the lecithin and keeping hydrated is necessary to make your cum more watery, the more watery it is the more you'll shoot at once and the more it'll go everywhere, which makes your cumshot look larger rather than cumming in thick globs.
>> Anonymous
That Dick Is 100% False... -,-...
A Rubber Dick...
With A False Cum...
>> Anonymous
>>1369377

Internets to you sir
>> Anonymous
>>1369377
when i took L-Arginine i had bowel issues my poop was green which just means the poop made a fast exit through the intestines, no big deal.

I confirm it increases fapping sensation.