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Th Lumberjack Causarius
I have created a new sexual manuver.
Reminiscent of a sawing motion, I have dubbed it "The Lumberjack."

Even though my model has a man wearing a strap-on dildo, it is not gay in any way (unless you're a fag and you want to use it do screw other fags, I guess) because it allows you to drill two skanks at one time.

I admit that I am not familiar with how a strap-on works on the wearer, perhaps a special apparatus might need to be fashioned to make this as ungay as possible.
Regardless, I am a god for coming up with this.

I'd like to see some tribute posts or random things performing The Lumberjack.
>> Anonymous
This is far from new
I used to do this with my girlfriend :s and her boyfriend
>> Anonymous
>>433196
because he went back in time, as he invented the time machine, too.
>> UnkleBill
I approve
>> The Candlejack Causarius
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I have created a new sexual manuver.
Reminiscent of a sawing motion, I have dubbed it "The Candlejack."

Even though my model has a man we
>> Meme
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I salute you.
>> Anonymous
>>433516
fucking lol'd
>> Anonymous
cucumber in my butt? how does that make it hetero at all?