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Vasectomy Follow-Up Anonymous
I just got home form my Vasectomy! According to this lowsy piece of paper I got:

"You need NO routine follow-up visits to have us examine you unless problems arise. You will need to have two semen analyses however to make certain that the vasectomy was successful. FIRST, WAIT 7 DAYS bEFORE HAVING ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL ACTIVITY OR EJACULATION.

Alright wtf? As the local anasthetic wears off I'm starting to feel like someone kicked me in the balls ... but none the less, those words seem like the perfect excuse for a you fap you lose thread.

Anon! Milk one out for me so that I may release in proxy!
>> Anonymous
ha ha you can't spank it for a week
>> Anonymous
YOUR IN THE WRONG BOARD, THIS IS NOT /fit/
>> Anonymous
>>1311058

who's asking for health advice? I want a you fap you lose thread with purpose!

Or pics of you all beating yourselves off but that more of a /b/ thing ...
>> Anonymous
>>1311063
This isn't /b/ GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>>1311066
forgot my sage, sorry bout that
>> Anonymous
sauce on gif?
>> Anonymous
Why would you get a vasectomy? If you're over 30 you need to gtfo 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>1311097
I got mine at 27, dickhead.
And that was 20 years ago.

Suck it.
>> Anonymous
>>1311142
enjoy being infertile and thus the only thing that separates you from the democrats
>> Anonymous
>>1311142
>>>>1311097
>>I got mine at 27, dickhead.

0_o

I lost my fucking virginity at 27.

Subsequently married and had a kid with the (then) 19 year old fat bitch who deflowered my loser ass.

Here's the part where you point at me and laugh.
>> Anonymous
>>1311055
MORE IMPORTANTLY. SAUCE ON THE GIF
>> Anonymous
hey anyway to convert animootion to jpg?
>> Anonymous
>>1311097
If you are under 18 you need to get the fuck out
>> Anonymous
>>1311166
I want to, but I only feel pity
>> Anonymous
>>1311166
I've already laughed at too many on you guys before. The humor's left it now, only pity remains.
>> Anonymous
>>1311166

I'm confused by the 8 year age gap. That's like, you listened to New Kids on the Block and she listened to N'Sync. Seems hard to get over or even instigate a relationship with those sort of differences.

also lol
>> Anonymous
sauce plz!
>> Anonymous
>>1311055

Sauce?