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>> Anonymous
Just saw it, wanna punch J.J Abrams in the cunt
>> Anonymous
i agree. not worth the hype.
>> Anonymous
>>982309
>>982325
What were you expecting then?
>> Anonymous
>>982332
Less fail
>> Anonymous
>>982343
then you're an idiot and deserve what you saw.
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WANT!?!?

THERE WAS A FUCKIN' MONSTER, IT FUCKED SOME SHIT UP. WHAT ELSE WAS SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN?!!
>> Anonymous
lol idiots
>> Anonymous
A monster fucking shit up is not a movie. There was nothing to it, no substance. There was no cohesion, no plot, no satisfaction, and the whole concept is retarded. Abrams seems to think that leaving out crucial parts of storyline make for "groundbraking film making". It was a piece of shit. Its just like lost, you never get anything out of it.
>> Anonymous
the fact that there was no story made it so awesome. a big fucking monster was destroying the city, and a handful of young people try and survive it.

if you're looking for story go watch titanic or some shit
>> Anonymous
lawl, yeah ok professor.

Thanks for that bit for that cohesive outlook on cinema.
>> Anonymous
>>982428

It's watching the thrill of trying to survive that makes it a great movie, dumbass. That's the entire point. You could imagine anything instead of that monster.. like another terrorist attack.
>> Anonymous
I think it was awesome just because of that. I don't give a shit about the story quite frankly. Just the idea of some giant creature coming out of nowhere to destroy manhattan is badass enough, and each scene is more and more intense all the way to the end. Not only that, but the movie gives you a feel for the characters early on so that you relate to them easier throughout the movie. Like when each one of them died I kept thinking "holy shit, he just died."
>> Anonymous
>>982428
Tragically you fail to understand that what you get (or don't get) out of something is your own fault. The movie was good, much better than all the shit that has been coming out. Let me guess, you like Kill Bill or some shit.
>> Anonymous
I agree with>>982540>>982435
>>982346>>982419>>982514
on this... I just came back from the Cinema an hour ago after watching Cloverfield.. I loved it, okay granted the shaking camera was a bit daunting on the eyes but in all if they had done it any different way it would have just been ANOTHER Godzilla movie (eg been there and seen it before) .. I had high expectations of this movie, and Im happy to say that it was exactly what I had hoped for.. cheers !
>> Anonymous
erbody who said this sucked?! well you can suck that monster's dick (if it has one) what the fuck do you expect? it's a fuckin monster who destroys manhattan and 7 hours later, it's still fuckin alive, i believe this is the secon part of the movie, wait till you see the first...hopefully...
>> Anonymous
I guess it will make many Cloverfail fans grin but it is POSSIBLE to make a Action/Sci-Fi/Thriller movie WITH a good script (see The War of the Worlds). Crappy story = crappy movie.

Btw, any gif from the ending to spoil around please?
>> Anonymous
i loved the movie, if you want plot, make one up. for instance, here is mine:

[spoilers] as a kind of note here, mah friends and i came up with these names from when they find the guy who was leavings girl in the building and are leaving (tangentally, i also really lieked how they had the part where the girl didnt know shit about what was happening[realistic].) and she asks "whats that" and he says "something terrible" and later in the stair well he says something else, also terrible" (many lol'd) so the big thing is now "ST" and the little things are now "SE;ATs"

the big monster(SA) came from space, it is a kind of elephant on their planet and was used as a kind of entry vehicle by the small monsters(SEATs) wich are actually intelligent. [SPOILERS] The tick/spider/Starship-Sroopers-bug things (again SE,ATs) invaded the way they did because the way that they(the SEATs) reproduce is by injecting their eggs into their hosts (wich are usually huge, but in this case are people). after a short incubation period whrere the injected egg sac absorbs materials from its hosts it explodes(usually like a zit on the big monsters but in this case like a fucking eploding person) and scatters multiple ( i cant decidem should it be 3-4 or 6-8 or 15-20, [i thik i might have to go with it varies on incubation time and the amount of materials in the host. . . yea, sounds good]) little (child sized) little fuckers(SEATs) around the area(wich is why biters must be confined).

yea, so that doesnt wrap it all up, but it explains the earthquake and the massive amount of SEATs falling ogg the ST and the FUCKING EXPLODING PEOPLE SWEET JESUS THAT WAS SO AWESOME AND UNEXPECTED GOD DANM. sorry. but yea, its more fun to make up your own story.

p.s. the landing in new york was only the beginning.
>> Anonymous
>>982603

ah, forgot the dun dun dunnnnnnnn. danm

anyway

sorry about the massive amounts of ()s and []s and any grammatical/spelling errors that I was too lazy to check for. (the ogg instead of off twards the end)

also if you dont like this then you are a gay faggot that suffers form motion sickness when watching a movie filmed with a shaky camera.
BOOM BAMM CHAKA CHAKA BAMM SQUEE (sorry again, i felt it was neccesary, not really. ill shut up now)
>> Anonymous
What people fail to realize is that Cloverfield is NOT a monster movie, but a love story about a man willing to go through heaven and hell for the woman he loves. There JUST SO HAPPENED to be a monster.

Also, Rob was a badass. You could just tell through the whole thing that the only thought in his mind was, "I'm not gonna let some dumbass monster get between me and Beth!".
>> Anonymous
gota say it theres more than one monster not the little ones i mean there is multiple big ones i saw at least 3 types don't belive me monster here is uber small for somthing that a cleve the empire state building and well the head flies then 15 seconds later hits the building at same time and this gif has teath some don't and last tentacals but hey ethier way i was pleased
>> Anonymous
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Hey newfag, post porn or get the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
>>982628
You're a fucking retard.
>> Anonymous
I'm gonna go see it a 2nd time because I missed the thing at the end. wich side of the screen is this meteor/ball thing on?
>> Anonymous
The monster is Hitler
>> Anonymous
>>982428
Abrems took the idea of what it would be like if it happened for real, ala War of the Worlds.
This concept is not new, you see it in survival games all the times, now for them to make a realistic Zombie movie, something like this with lots of shit happening and how the characters would change to ajust to this new reality, like the smarter ones would just let the stupid ones go when some other dumb ass goes on his or her own because they don't want to get the rest of the group killed for one or two dumb fuckers, harsh reality, THATS what movies need, thats what we need, because we are deprived of logical realism
>> Anonymous
JJ ABRAMS IS A GIGANTIC PRETENTIOUS FAGGOT WHO IS GOING TO RUIN STARTREK
>> Anonymous
Story? You mean the story of where the monster comes from etc etc? If you want that stuff, head to the viral sites, Abrams himself has gone on record stating that the entire purpose of the viral marketing was to allow people a window into the backstory if they so wanted without ruining the movie as a standalone.