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Anonymous
PRAISE HIM!
>> Anonymous
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER BE PRAISED!
>> Anonymous
our heaven has a beer volcano
>> Anonymous
Flying Spaghetti Monster is over-rated, but this GIF sucked either way. The two art styles don't mesh.

Fuck you FlySpaMonfags.
>> Anonymous
>>703925
First off fuck you and second we're called pastafarians

Ramen you fucking dickface.
>> Anonymous
RAmen.
>> Anonymous
bumped by His noodly appendage
>> Anonymous
Christianity is over-rated, FSM transcends rating with infinite levels of carbohydrates. It is over 9000, it is beyond your understanding, don't question FSM.
>> Anonymous
>>703925
May your beer forever be flat and stale, and all your strippers have the worst venereal diseases.

RAmen.
>> Anonymous
PRAISE HIS NOODLINESS!!
>> Anonymous
I won my battle with cancer after praying to FSM.
>> Anonymous
my dog got rabies from a raccoon so we gave it leftover spaghetti which not only cured him but gave him the ability to speak fluent Shakespearian English.
>> Anonymous
>>704002
the dog or racoon
>> Anonymous
>>704013
dog

we tried to save the raccoon but all it could do was fly, so we had it put down before it started inspiring shitty movies.
>> Anonymous
>>704015
but now so the raccoon cold only fly and so do you think about saucepans often?
>> Anonymous
>>704021
yes, but it was completely out of the question. all the spahgetti did for the raccoon was make it fly, it still had its rabies. lest we forget. </3
>> Anonymous
FSM wasn't funny like 2 years ago. And it's still not funny. it's like a real life forced meme
>> Anonymous
>>704033
It's.. not really meant to be a joke. It's an honest alternative.
>> Anonymous
RAmen
>> Anonymous
FSM is retarded. Not because it's a shot at religion but because its basically saying that italians are the holy mothers of the cooking world. And I can't respect that.
>> Anonymous
>>704347
i guess i can understand that. were he a taco i'd feel the same way about mexicans.
>> Anonymous
>>704033
This man does not have a point worthy of consideration.
>>704347
This man does.

But i'm still a pastafarian.
>> Anonymous
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

1) I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2) I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3) I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
4) I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
>> Anonymous
5) I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b*******.
6) I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
6a) Ending poverty
6b) Curing diseases
6c) Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
7) I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
8) I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
>> Anonymous
>>704456
id really rather you didnt fuck up that contraction
>> Anonymous
>>704456
>>704459

tl;dr
>> Anonymous
epic
>> Anonymous
i had lasagna for dinner last night.

i feel naughty..
>> Anonymous
>>704117
Wow... knew it reminded me of something...
>> Anonymous
>>704551
i lol'd