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The "Cats Are Assholes" thread Que?
Anyone else kinda.... hate cats?
>> Z/28
i don't hate cats, just the ones that are assholes like this one. I would have given it a nice and firm smack on the back of the head if it did that to me.
>> Z/28
that cat doesn't look very nice to begin with. you can tell what mood they are in by looking into their eyes, or at least i can. it looks very irratible.
>> sUPERfAGGOT !QDmD6ZKj.s!!KMT
you are a faggot
>> Anonymous
I'd have smacked the shit outta that cat as well.
>> Bob
You are a bunch of pussies... That shit isn't even painful. I had a cat who did that too, it doesn't mean they're hostile towards you. They just want the big prick to leave them alone for a while.
>> Anonymous
itty bitty kitty
>> Anonymous
I hate cats so bad,i hate people who like cats.Even when the cat is trying to rip you to shreds for no reason they go "aaaw he's playing"
if a dog did that shit itd get put down.
>> Anonymous
>>292603
gb2fchan
>> lol assholes
whoever hates cats fine with me whoever harms cats for no reason and I know about it will die in a death so painfull that has never even happened to noone in history, or ill just snack the bastard with one hit who knows
>> Anonymous
Except when a dog does it people die...
>> Que?
Cats kinda remind me of Elfen Lied, once they get to a certain age they just kill shit. They aren't even pets, they do w/e the hell they want. When they want to eat, they bitch at you. When they want to be cuddled, they bitch at you and then when they dont want to be cuddled anymore... they claw you!
>> Anonymous
Age for posters that are more ornery than the cats they hate.
>> Anonymous
IT'S A CAT KILL ALL FURRIES AND RAPE THEIR CHILDREN HAIL HITLOR
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH. Angry kitties ftw
>> Anonymous
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>>292611
kinda like women
>> Anonymous
In before Robot Chicken
>> Dumbwaiter
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sleepy kitty <3 you
>> Anonymous
Dumbass in OP was deliberately provoking the cat. He knew what the cat would do; that's why he was filming it. Why blame the cat?

OH RIGHT I FORGOT A WHITE BOY IS NEVAR WRONG
>> Que?
Cats are still fucking assholes
>> Anonymous
Yeah, cats suck. Dogs FTW. And not stupid little dogs either, they're worse than cats.
>> Anonymous
>>292747
LOL USING NEEDLESS IRRELEVANT RACISM TO PROVE A POINT

OH WAIT, ONLY WHITE PEOPLE CAN BE RACIST WHOOPS
>> Anonymous
>>292784
That's right Al Sharpton said so on TV.
>> Anonymous
>>292784
As many times as I have heard "black" racism on this site, and no one bitches about it...
>> Anonymous
I have a weekend job where I wash dogs at the park.
Dogs are infinitely louder, more irritable, and more violent than cats. Even the tiny ones.
I myself have five cats, and none of them put up as much of a bitch when getting a bath as the dogs at the park.
Cats will listen to you, but you can't be a faggot towards em (like the OP's gif) or they'll hate you. Kinda like almost everything else in the world.
>> Anonymous
>>292784
>>292789
>>292831
Ha ha! Dance, my puppets, dance!
BTW PEOPLE TELL ME YOU ARE TEH GAY FOR EACH OTHER
>> Anonymous
PUSH CAT
RECIEV PAIN
>> Anonymous
Depends with on the cat. I had a cat who would never bite and scratch AT ALL. Sadly he died earlier this year, and we got a new cat. This new cat bites and scratches a lot.
>> Que?
It's true not all cats are horrible mother fuckers but a good amount are.
>> This Guy
>>292861
Alot like people
>> Anonymous
Insecure needy little control freaks with tiny penises gravitate towards dependent, servile pets that will do anything for "master's love," because having one around gives them a huge (if false) sense of awesome power. They hate cats because independence scares the living shit out of them.
>> Anonymous
>>292912

Right on the money!!
>> Anonymous
cats are assholes indeed. The ydo NOTHING, not even act loving (unless they're hugnry) just sleep all day, fuck up your furniture, eat, and poop
>> Anonymous
>>292912
now that's just stupid. how the fuck is a cat independent anyways?

People who hate cats usually do because they do nothing and are often hostile. Dogs on the other hand are very caring and lovable and actually give something back to the owner. Cats give you nothing and take whatever they want
>> Dark Link
>>292912
Having an animal that sheds fur, secretly eats your food, and has overly hostile behavior isn't a legitamate reason to dislike cats? Wow anonymous! Your wise and omniscient knowledge has convinced me.

>>292921
Yours too.
>> Anonymous
I never understood why people hate cats. calling them vicious is stupid. If i did the stuff i do to my cat to a dog, i'd have my fucking head ripped off. not to mention you NEVER hear anyone ever being admitted to the hostpital because of a cat. So saying dogs are better in that aspect is a load of bull.

Also>>292987, The same can be said for dogs too. Cat's aren't some alien species that are manipulative bitches. I dont know but when my cats climb under the covers and sleep next to my stomach while purring or lick my face, I THINK they might be showing affection.

Granted, I can understand not liking cats if you want an active pet, You aren't going to be able to go to the park and play frisbee with a cat.
>> Anonymous
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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO CATS
>> Anonymous
>>292990

Don't you hate it when your cat steals a steak off the barbeque grill and then goes and buries them in the back yard while scratching out a pile of fur? oh.. wait...

At least pick actual reasons for hating cats that DONT FUCKING APPLY TO DOGS TOO
>> Anonymous
>>292995
if your cat(s) do that then you're lucky and in the vast minority. As a whole cats are not hateful selfish bitches
>> Anonymous
Housecats - pieces of shit

Cats that go both outdoors and indoors = Great pets

Hosuecats simply get too lazy and full of themselves, while pet cats that go outdoors are more active and affectionate
>> Anonymous
>>292999

I've had about 7 or 8 cats since I was a wee lad and they ALL did that. Not to mention i have never come in contact with a cat that's as psycho as most of you people make them out to be save for my grandfather's cat who is actually retarded, walks sideways, and refuses to be touched by anyone other than my grandfather. And even she has never attacked me.

What I'm thinking is, Those who hate cats hate them for reasons outside of the cat itself being batshit insane. Maybe if some person who detests them made the mistake of pulling a tail or two as a kid and developed a phobia. also, I probably would deduce anyone who hates them probably has a dog or two, and any cat around a person with a couple of full grown dogs probably will be a tad skiddish.
>> Anonymous
if you make that kind of gesture at nearly any cat you will get nipped, it's a reflex or something :/
>> Go Fish Dark Link
>>292998
Are you implying that I favor dogs? I just dislike them less. Second of all, my other two reasons about shedding fur all over the place and hostile behvior to their masters doesn't really apply to dogs, but you took only one thing and delved it as the entire fallacy missing the point (which could only be expected from idiots). Kudos for flawed idiom arguement!

...and I should pick a reason to pick my dislike for cats that doesn't apply to dogs, why? Sometimes it's better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
>> Anonymous
>>292987
>>292989
>>292990
Thank you for providing ample evidence to back up my post (>>292912). You act as if an animal's sole purpose is to shower you with the affection you so desperately need (and apparently do not recieve from anyone else). You also seem to think cats never give any affection at all, which any NORMAL person knows is horseshit. Thanks again for your cooperation.

>>292989
Oh my God. Fool, you answered your own question. If they give you nothing and take what they want...maybe you should just go look up "independent" in a dictionary. Or go ask Mommy...if she can spare you the time.
>> Anonymous
>>293010

you should pick reasons that don't apply to dogs because instead of saying you hate cats (for specific cat hating reasons) you picked reasons that apply to both cats and dogs (note i had a few dogs as well and they shed just as much, if not more than cats, hell, we had miniature pinschers who grew hair no lonnger than a pin yet that shit was EVERYWHERE) Therefore maybe instead of saying "I hate cats" you should say "I hate domestic animals" because aggression and shedding aren't just cat things.
>> Anonymous
>>292681
Awwwwww!
>> Dark Link
>>293012
An confirmed fool. You see, the thread said "Anyone else kinda.... hate cats?". Had it said dogs, I would've agreed and come up with reason (to include some amount of shedding). But oh wait! That applies to cats as well and I must somehow come up with DOG ONLY reasons if I did that.

The logic in this: I can come up with reason why I dislike something that can apply to other things as well. Who are you to regulate the "apply to specific" reasons I should hate one specific thing? Good job anonymous, you are clearly a proven fool. And besides, cats must be fed. OH SNAP! I just said something that applies to dogs as well. I must be one flawed person for making reasons that explain my malcontent for other things.

/end sarcasm
>> Dark Link
And another thing, sir! My misuse of vernacular and over-intellectualizing of an argument about pets is fortuitous in nature, considering the context of the discussion. Perhaps more than mere chance, mind you.

And I believe it was Ben Franklin who said "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

Good day!
>> Anonymous
>>293016
Oh right! I guess I didn't see that one. Sorry, I guess I am a proven fool (my apologis sir)

But still, you could've mentioned dogs instead of making me look like an ass
>> Dark Link
>>293020
What the hell? That isn't my post seeing as I wouldn't belittle myself.

>>293020

Have a cookie and be forgiven.
>> Anonymous
>>293018

You're just typing long words without knowing what they mean, aren't you?
>> Anonymous
>>292998
>>293018
>>293022
Same person. Anonymous likes talking to myself.
>> Dark Link
>>293023

HAHAHA OMGWTFPWNED LOLZ
>> Jangles
Dogs rule! Reason: more domestic, more obedient, and awesomeness! They gots the best of every world!
>> Jangles
Sorry, I'm lying. I meant to say that cats rule and I'm an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>293021

maybe you should get a tripcode, so you can be a super gay psuedo-intellectual and everyone will know how neato you are, all the time.
>> The End
Sad. Mr cat lover has to copy cat names and make them say what he wants to make his childish cat loving arguement seem better.

Really sad...
>> Anonymous
>>293016

I apologize for not understanding you correctly. I had assumed (logically) that by saying you hate cats in a topic such as this FILLED with people talking about how they like dogs over cats had applied you were one in the same. maybe if you had implied that you hated all domestic animals things would have gone differently. Boy I can just imagine the lovely posts you might make in /v/ claiming slanderous things such as "THE PS3 SUCKS" then laughing uncontrollably as a bunch of sony fanboys jump on you for being a wiiaboo when at last you reveal the true nature of your post in that you not only hate the ps3, but all video games together! No one would ever see it coming. Such a victory over those who dare think you were a fanboy in a sea of fanboys. How DARE they assume such nonesense.

I shall end this post with a quote from the late Walter Theodore "The Machine" Snacks. "Cheers to you fag"
>> Anonymous
>>293032

is this your first time dealing with a troll, you should probably check this handy guide.

http://hometown.aol.com/intwg/trolls.htm
>> Anonymous
>>293033

Golf clap to you sir.
>> Anonymous
>>292987
By this standard, I'm pretty sure YOU are a cat. (If it weren't for the fact that a cat could probably spell better.)
>> Anonymous
>>292581
omg i luv u
>> Anonymous
A dog once picked me up by the head, shook me, and threw me across the room. I was about 2-3. I got three huge scars in my scalp.

A cat once scratched me so badly i got blood poisoning and was hospitalized.

Some animals - like people - are assholes.

The cats i own now are awesome though, loving an faithfull.
>> sUPERfAGGOT !QDmD6ZKj.s!!KMT
>>293073
are you an idiot? cats are not humong they dund love or be faithful.

I suggest you become an hero.
>> Anonymous
PS: Dogs shit in the house, eat your food, and leave fur all over too.
Only difference is, dogs will fetch a ball and have to be walked.
So it's just a matter of preference.
>> Anonymous
>>293077
Are you a "humong"? I "dund" thinks so.
>> Anonymous
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Agreed
>> Anonymous
Roffles, cats not being affectionate?

You fuckmooks obviously dont know how to treat an animal that isnt a pathetic attention whore (like most dogs), and cats only 'secretly eat your food' if you leave it out like a fucking slob. It's not your cats fault you're too easy to take advantage of.

A dog would do the same exact thing anyways if you arnt around; a cat is just better at it and dosnt make as large of a mess, not to mention being smart enough to take a bit and eat it seperately instead of slobbering and drooling over everything there.
>> Anonymous
>>293236
lol, internet tough guy cat lover

QQ more over some nekko hentai, losercakes
>> Anonymous
Where is Pinky? Pinky is the king of all cats.
>> EffingAmazing
Boo hoo, cats will fight back if I annoy them! I'll get a dog so that I can better control how it reacts to me! Douchebags. I have cats and dogs. Both are affectionate. Both get pissy. Both have their own personalities. Cats have *pickier* ones. Big fucking deal, shut the fuck up, get a cat and raise it from birth and THEN tell me cats suck. Don't just find one and treat it like shit. (Oh, and be sure to not be a douchebag.)
>> Anonymous
>>293237
Tough guy? You must be pretty sheltered. But that's ok, this is the internet, it'll pass.
>> Anonymous
I keep reading words, but they don't sense any make.
>> sUPERfAGGOT !QDmD6ZKj.s!!KMT
the /gif/ user is known for his crazy silly writing style