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Anonymous
>> Anonymous
lol wtf
>> Anonymous
well i WAS eating my morning glory bagel with hazelnut creamcheese but NOT ANY MORE.
>> Anonymous
>>309723

panera ftw.
>> Anonymous
wtF?
>> Anonymous
stop acting like you guys have never seen the splitcock orgasm
>> Anonymous
*walks in to /gif/*
o_O
*walks back into /b/*
>> Anonymous
QUAAAIIIIIIDDD
>> Anonymous
It would hit you.
>> MrHappyWantsToPlay
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>> balrogs
>>309742
OPEN YOR MIND

i lol'd
>> Anonymous
What... wh. What have i just seen, here?
>> erewhon
Either that's a case of diphallus, a really good fake, or somebody whose fetishes have gotten WAY OUT OF HAND.
>> Anonymous
>>309793
Penis split down the middle. Not fake.
>> hi mom (WillBeAGirlForFood)
>>309800
Also known as diphallus/diphallia.
>> Anonymous
>>309804
No, it's a surgical alteration.
>> Anonymous
boner gone
>> Anonymous
What. The. Fuck.
>> Anonymous
I thought it was an octopus.........
>> Anonymous
but why?

why would anyone do this to natures greatest gifts; the genitalia?
>> Anonymous
>>309742
I loled so fucking hard
>> Anonymous
A surgical alteration? Did you look at it animate??
>> Anonymous
reminds me of the end of the 1st predator movie when arnold drops that big rock on the predator or whatever and the predator is opening its mouth and blood is squirting out lol. like i can hear the sounds from that when i watch this
>> Anonymous
ok that was pretty nasty
>> Anonymous
>>309860
Splitcock has been around for years, you dipshit. It was old news back when Portal of Evil was still entertaining. But since you appear to be some master .gif forensic scientist, why don't you tell me that I'm wrong and how you've deduced the exact nature of this man's genital condition frame by frame.
>> Anonymous
I hurled.
>> Anonymous
I see what you did there splitchan
>> Anonymous
I just want to know, how did he ejaculate!?!
>> Anonymous
...................thanks alot, i never knew a split cock excisted, now im gonna have nightmares wonder what could happen to women is they can have split vergina's.
>> Anonymous
>>309990
Haha... what?
>> Anonymous
is tht a hermaphrodite?? O.O ewwww
>> Anonymous
The real question is, how does he fap.

Also, 9 out of 10 posters in this thread should gb2/gaia/.
>> Anonymous
>>310021
this is /gif/. the land of pussies.
>> Anonymous
This is fucking nasty .
>> Anonymous
>>309728
YES, WHY? IT'S TASTY.
>> Anonymous
I wish I didn't have eyes.
>> Dark Link
*chuckles*

You amuse me /gif/.
>> Anonymous
I hate humanity!
>> Anonymous
looks like this guy had a lawnmower fetish.
>> Anonymous
uhm... yea...
fukken bumped!
>> Anonymous
How in heaven did he climax? I suppose he hadn't been fapping for the last minutes there. Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STROKE THAT THING
>> Anonymous
/r/ a gif made of the dick mutilation-scenes that were rapidshared a month ago.. Just to fuck people up some more.
>> Penis Moai
Being a faggot who visits /b/, I'm in favor of personal freedoms as much as the next guy, but... whoever does this to themselves is probably a danger to others and needs to be put in a mental ward. Srsly.
>> Anonymous
This thread is full of weak and children.
>> Anonymous
thank god my dick doesn't look like that
>> Anonymous
>>310063

YES! And people with tattoos and piercing. Whoever heard of body modification becing done by sane people? Not me.
>> Anonymous
>>310063

YES! And people with tattoos and piercings. Whoever heard of body modification being done by sane people? Not me.
>> Anonymous
Is this sum banana split?
>> Tri
what the beep
>> Anonymous
I CAME! TWICE!


Get it?
>> Anonymous
>>310021
using both hands i guess
>> Anonymous
>>310092
Some things just don't have any logical point. For instance, certain cultures do piercing and body modification for religious reasons which is still kind of a dumb thing to do, but at least it's to appease a higher power.

People doing body modifications just to "shock" or "surprise" people are sad pitiful human beings. As for people doing it to "rebel" and "be different", they are just losers with no confidence. It IS possible to look like everyone else and still be an individual in your mind, your personality, etc. There is no need to mutilate your body just to show you have an individual mind, that's just dumb.
>> Anonymous
THE KRAKEN!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Sage just because I'm tired of seeing this thumbnail.
>> Dark Link
Yeah, it was cute while it lasted.
>> Anonymous
It's afraid.
>> BurgundyStone !gbkUU57rKA
That is one ANNNNGRY amputee starfishtopus!

It looks like it wants to punch you.
>> Penis Moai
>>310092

Because tattoos and earrings are the same fucking thing as SPLITTING YOUR FUCKING PENIS IN HALF amirite.
>> Anonymous
>>310189
It's all bodily mutilation. If you cant stand the fact that it's all in the same catagory, then I cant help but call you ignorant.
>> Penis Moai
>>310193

Same category? Yes.

Same degree? Fuck no.

Go look up mutilation in the dictionary and then get back to me. You don't lose nor damage anything essential by piercing your ear (unless you're some nigra in Africa who can put entire vinyl records into your earlobes, in which case, stay in Africa please), whereas splitting your entire cock in half could just as well count as irreperable damage and losing something direly important.
>> Anonymous
>>310201

Not really irreperable... A good plastic surgeon could fix him up in no time. Which would make it fall more in line with tatoos and breast implants (He would argue he gained something more important than what he lost, because he's a crazy fuck).
>> Penis Moai
>>310204

Cosmetically it would look right... but what about the penis kinetics? I don't think he can get an erection again!

He basically split a large muscle (muscles?) in half and it looks like skin grew-over the middle, so I don't know how the penis's split muscles can merge into one muscle again.

Or not? Hell I could be wrong, either way splitting your penis in half is fucked up. I can see how John Bobbit's penis can work after surgery, but his penis was cut differently (across the street) than this fellow's fellow (down the road).
>> Jhoh! !9J6Xe7Aqf.
The one mutilation freak in this thread should probably go back to stileproject or orgrish.
>> Anonymous
the penis has no muscleof it's own...all the "spurting" power is from the prostate and blader...the penis is just flesh that is filled with blood to become erect....the reason he can still ejaculate is cuz his prostate and bladder are still working it's just the distance they have to propel the sperm is about 5 inches shorter...
>> Anonymous
Maybe he's a hardcore faggot and was able to climax by anal stimulation. I mean his ass is pretty much the only part of his lower body we don't see amirite.

I wonder if the penis halves are even sensitive enough to register enough ecstasy to orgasm? Wouldn't really know as I don't have a cock myself, but.

Lol it looks funny.
>> Penis Moai
>>310220

Since there's no girls on the Internets how do you not have a penis?
>> Anonymous
The best part about this guy is he's got a career with his City Council as a Municipal Planner
>> Parchezzi
Barf-tacular.
>> Penis Moai
>>310239

At the risk of being gullible... what?? Who is it?
>> Parchezzi
Sometimes it's best not to ask questions.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>310246
Hilarious. Now everyone should approach their Municiple Planner and say:

'So uh....I heard a few things...'
>> Anonymous
SPLIT COCK IS SPPPPLIIIIIITT
>> balrogs
oh shit...i live in buffalo...HIS MOMS FROM HERE!!
>> Anonymous
>>I also want to open a second 'piss hole' behind the scrotum, and to stretch the the portion of the urethra between the original opening and this second outlet to permit inter- penile intercourse, with either unmodified males or other males having similarly bifurcated penises.
>> Anonymous
>>309889
I stand corrected. Sorry.