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Anonymous
Dear Anons,

I'm looking for the .gifs that you always fap to. I'm looking for sexy ideas for my boyfriend, just to change it up. If you don't have a .gif for it, then just tell me what you would LOVE to have a woman do to you.
>> Steve
there are no womens on the intarnets
>> Anonymous
>>581229
Yeah, yeah, tits or GTFO...whatever. Now that's out of your system, any suggestions?

Yes, I cook and clean for him, massage him, give him whatever he needs, etc.. Just looking for other things I can do to him that you Anons may have experienced or wish to experience.
>> Anonymous
>>581237
the answer is sechs right? What do I win?
>> Anonymous
i have only two words....donkey punch

he will always love you if you let him :)
>> Anonymous
>>581240
I'm honestly up for anything. More suggestions plox.
>> Anonymous
>>581237

Let him stick it in your pooper.
>> Anonymous
>>581243
Already have. For you hopeful Anons, the key is to push in, not "pump." Doing that hurts like hell. Once it's all the way in, GO IT.
>> Anonymous
>>581241
Blowjob wake up call. The best way to start the morning!
>> Anonymous
>>581249
Done that, and have also woke him up by riding him.
>> Anonymous
deepthroat until you vomit
>> Anonymous
c'mon, this is 4chan, there's gotta be something I haven't done that you Anons will suggest!
>> Anonymous
>>581253
You know, I have wondered about this. What's the appeal?
>> Anonymous
chili dog - let him take a shit on your chest then titty fuck you.
>> Anonymous
Ask him if theres anyone he'd want to fuck you with, or any of your friends he'd like to fuck. Gangbag/Orgy.

Also, get a dog, then mongle it.
>> Anonymous
>>581249

actually whenever i masturbate right after waking up it doesn't feel as good as if i've been awake for a while. i don't know why, this is especially true after i've overslept or a nap.

i enjoy having my balls licked and running the tip of your tounge up and down his cock is good too.
>> Anonymous
>>581255
guys get off on making girls gag on their cock. dont ask why, because most of us dont even know why. we just know we like it. its hot in a sick, fucked up sort of way.
>> Anonymous
>>581258
We're not scat people. Too unsanitary. Plus, the fucking smell!

Looking for alternatives to titty fucking, though. We do that, enjoy it, but if you can think of a non-scat way to change it up, please post.
>> Anonymous
ASS TO MOUTH
>> Anonymous
>>581262
I love going down on him. I like to have it totally decadent for him. Superbowl season means he gets to drink beer, eat chicken wings, and watch the game while getting a BJ.
>> Anonymous
>>581265
I can understand the gagging, but the vomit?
>> Anonymous
chocolate titty fuck?
>> Anonymous
You can't be a female and an anon.

All anons are assumed to be male, revealing yourself as female makes you no longer qualify for anon status.

You should give him a ticket to do whatever the fuck he wants with you with no consequences femnon.
>> Anonymous
>>581274
Interesting idea, will have to give that a shot.
>> Anonymous
>>581275
"With no consequences." I'm not sure what consequences there would be in the first place...?
>> Anonymous
>>581267

ass crack fucking

BTW dump him and start going out with me please
>> Anonymous
shave your entire body head, pubes, eyebrows, everything
>> Anonymous
if you can deepthroat, lick his balls while the shaft is in your throat

secks in teh car/roadhead, just dont cause any accidents

A2M (lol)

dont get mad if he wakes you up with secks

give him a surprise blow job while hes busy with some meaningless task
>> Anonymous
>>581282
That's what made me start this thread. I saw a .gif of this chick doing the ass crack fuck. I thought that was a righteous idea, so I was wondering what else you guys had to suggest.
>> Anonymous
>>581284
Can't, we're both in the military and that shit doesn't fly with women. I'd get in a lot of trouble. Interesting idea, though. What about...like...a weird stocking or something to get rid of the hair feeling on the face?
>> O_O
Have you tried any S&M?
>> Anonymous
>>581287
Yes, but I haven't tried licking the balls, will do.

Roadhead, did it. Haha, that was so much fun.

A2M = unsanitary. Ugh.

Don't get mad...? I ASKED him to!!

Honestly, that's the most fun. I've given surprise BJ's, but I could certainly do it more often!
>> Anonymous
>>581295
No, but we're going to once he gets back, with me as the dom.
>> Anonymous
>>581227
Why the fuck are you asking here? This place is full of mostly clueless virgins who think what they like, everyone else likes (ftr I find anal sex and "gagging" disgusting and titty fucking completely unappealing). There are sexual discussion sites and forums all over the internet just for this sort of thing. The last thing I want to hear after I ask where you learned something, if I'm your boyfriend, is "some 14 year olds on 4chan!!!" Okay, maybe not the very last... This is all assuming you are who you say you are.
>> Anonymous
>>581297
Surprise blowjobs must be true surprises like jumping out of the bushes dressed as an alligator. He'll never see that coming.
>> Anonymous
>>581299
Different strokes for different folks. While you don't like those positions you listed, we both enjoy them.
>> Anonymous
tell him that you'll become his slave for an entire day and that he can do ANYTHING he pleases with you, ANYTIME and ANYWHERE no questions asked.
>> Anonymous
>>581303
Fuck it, I'll do that :D
>> Anonymous
I SUGGEST CARRYING ALL OF THESE IDEAS ON CAM AND POSTING IT FOR US TO FAP TO

PLEASE AND THANK YOU

/SALUTES
>> Anonymous
>>581305
We have that rule going for both of us, actually. No announcement made about it, no little "coupon" he or I use, it's just a daily given.
>> Anonymous
>>581307
I wasn't going to, but since you saluted...
>> Anonymous
>>581308
Well, you know what? I can still use that idea...kinda. Since we have that unwritten rule in effect, howsabout a form of BDSM where the one who wants it has to work and beg? That could be fun.
>> Anonymous
i can hardly keep my hands off my gf when shes asleep
dunno why, she usually doesnt mind a bit, and loves waking up to my tongue on her clit
>> Anonymous
>>581315
That's how I am with him. I love touching him while he sleeps.
>> Uhnawnuhmos
I suggest giving him the Red Blowjob. Most men enjoy this. Find one of the emo kid razor blades, and tuck it behind your front teeth. Proceed to give him the blowjob, and right as he is about to blast your face, you bite down hard until your top and bottom teeth connect. Now as he feels this, you quickly pull your butterfly knife from your ass, with your mouth still closed, and slash clear through the carotid artery, located in the neck. He should be down and out almost instantly. Once dead, skin the body and wear him as a cape, then run to the police station naked screaming. Once inside, do the same to the police officers.
>> Anonymous
>>581321
I see. So what you're suggesting is anarchy? :ponders:
>> Anonymous
let's see:
s&m(there are some cool toys out there), role playing(dess up like a little girl and call him daddy(one of my favorites)/dress up like a nurse/catgirl/bunny/etc) maybe evem dress up like a furry,i know i know, furfags, etc etc, but who cares, maybe you guys will get a kick out of it.
bringing another person, hiring a call girl or getting some one to watch as you guys fuck, public fucking, sharing partners with a close friend, get a dog and have fun with it.
Electrocution, water bondage, Rape simulation, stimulate his prostate, get a strap on and fuck him, ass to mouth.

I'll let you know if i can think of anything lese
>> Anonymous
>>581327
What's the deal with the ass to mouth. Seriously, why is that the most suggested thing?
>> Anonymous
Tie him up and have your way with him.

Role reversal.

Hmm, what else...? Try using props like food (not messy stuff...unless it's chocolate syrup or whipped cream or something like that).

Try letting a friend watch, if you think that will do it. But make it sneaky, like you know they're watching, but you don't know from where.
>> Anonymous
>>581227
Two quick questions.
Assuming you are not lying about anything in this thread:

1) Where the hell are there girls like you? Dare I say it's madness...

2) Why the hell hasn't your man married you yet? The statement about fish in the sea does not even come close to working here.

I guess I'm saying thanks for giving me hope in female kind! I'd far since given up.
>> O_O
Have you tried fisting?
>> Uhnawnuhmos
While hes watching tv, sneak up on him, and whisper "I love you" and give him a second to think about it, and then shoot him in the chest with a hand gun, in the same spot, until the clip has 1 bullet. Then walk around infront of him, and shoot yourself in the head.
>> Anonymous
>>581331
dude there's alot of girls kinky like that, maybe not online, but they are everywhere. Some of the real kinky ones have been abused when they were younger so there's no need to train, but if you meet an average girl, you can just "train" her to be more sexually active and do all kinds of shit.
>> Anonymous
>>581329

ass to mouth shows your partner that you are willing to do almost anything degrading for his pleasure, thus, it is hot.
>> Anonymous
>>581337
I guess my 5 psycho frigid bitches in a row was just a coincidence huh?
>> Anonymous
>>581331
1. My suggestion is finding a woman who has similar interests as you in that setting. For example, if you like...GOLF...then start talking with a gal you see there. That way, you have a topic to talk about, and you don't feel like you're hitting on her right off the bat so if it doesn't work, no big deal.

2. You don't just jump into marriage.
>> Anonymous
>>581332
No, I'd like to keep some tread on the tires.
>> Anonymous
stick a dildo in his ass. better yet if its your dildo. if your dildo is vagina only then put a condom on it or wash it afterwards if thats acceptable to you.
>> Anonymous
>>581337
You have to be up for it, too, though. Otherwise, it seems like you want her to do anything and everything for your pleasure, while you won't do a damn thing for her pleasure. It builds resentment. If you want her to take it in the ass, you'd better be ready to offer yours to at least a finger.
>> Uhnawnuhmos
I suggest just using buck shot, get him from behind, it will be very messy and fast. You can shit on the remains and break dance in them. Make hoola hoops out of the intestines, what ever your in to. Consider the Red blowjob though, and the other recommendation. Sounds too sexy in fact.
>> Anonymous
>>581351
That's an interesting idea. Any other Anons try the anal (on yourselves, not her pooper)?
>> Anonymous
>>581343

I dont know, i used to know two that have been abused and they were kinky as hell, ai had another one that was a virgin when i met her and by the end of our relationship she would do anything. another one just kinda opened up to me and started doing everything. maybe the key is in making them comfortable and letting them know that you love them. Also don't push them too much
>> Anonymous
sim rape is a good time, and seems to be a common fantasy amongst girls. the hard part is convincing the guy that you really are ok with it, and its still a good idea to have a safeword, especially if theres bondage involved (which there should be)
>> Uhnawnuhmos
Win
>>581321
>>581333
>>581354
>> Anonymous
>>581357

one of my exgf would use her finger, but not a dildo. I loved it. But i know some guys who don't like it.
>> Anonymous
>>581227

since you two ARE IN a CONSENSUAL freaky sexual relationship i suggest that you goto a s&m store and buy the weirdest thing and go wild with it or buy a strap on then ambush him outside in a PUBLIC place then hee hee hee you know... just remember to use ky jelly first. he'll never see it comming
>> Anonymous
>>581363
nope, they are major emo fail...damn 13 year olds and their unoriginal posts
>> Anonymous
>>581359
That's probably it, although the virgin was probably doing it because she really wanted her "first" to be her "last" and hoped you'd stay if she was a kinky bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>581366
Honestly, I've heard this from guys before and they all pretty much say that the only guy who doesn't like this is the guy who's never had it done.
>> Uhnawnuhmos
I'm being serious, consider these. There is no point in not doing them. Take the chance, step out there, be the one to end it. I am 45 and work in a baby skin cape factory.
>>581321
>>581333
>>581354
>> Uhnawnuhmos
If you have the money, you can buy skin cream that is made from foreskin. Its very expensive and very sexy. Buy some and lather it in his butt hole. Once the human is lubricated enough, insert a stun baton and ram it as far into his abdomen as you can. Oh yes, there will be blood.
>> Anonymous
>>581382
Unoriginal post is unoriginal.
Lame encouragement is lame.
>> Anonymous
>>581382

i dont get it what the hell is the point on ending a sexual relationship? unless you've never gotten laid and don't know anything about it. I mean, if you are going to kill someone, don't kill the one that's giving you pleasure, it's a waste of good flesh and it's stupid.

So are you a 45 year old virgin, or a 13 year old virgin?
>> Anonymous
Sit him at a table.
Go into the kitchen.
Cook food.
Serve food.
Get into a cupboard and wait to be called on again
>> Anonymous
>>581391
They're just being stupid, Anon.
>> Anonymous
>>581387

i guess you are a 13 year old...
>> Anonymous
where the fuck are all the gifs?
>> Anonymous
just a follow up to OP on a comment I read,

were you abuse as a kid...?
just curious that's all.
>> Uhnawnuhmos
My name is Spartan 117, and this thread is now about me. I am neither, for I am Fhor, God of Surprise Butt Secks Attack Followed By Decapitation! The flesh will one day smell of rancid baby shit wrapped in burnt hair inside of a leather pouch covered in water in the hot sun, with dead babies around it. Spay the human, before he can impregnate you. Coat hanger through the nostrils, continue through the bowels until the spheres have been destroyed.
>> Anonymous
>>581392
Yeah, I don't do it that way.

Bring him beer while he plays video games.
Go to kitchen, cook him dinner.
Plate and serve him dinner at the coffee table in the living room.
Watch TV/movie while eating dinner, have a few beers.
Initiate sexx0rs in a number of ways.
>> Anonymous
>>581400
Nope, never once was abused. Because it's apparently so unusual in our (er...MOST) culture, I sometimes wonder what the deal is, too.

People go on about being comfortable in their sexuality, but the truth is you have to be comfortable with YOU, and comfortable with your lover. Otherwise, you'll be reserved for whatever reason.
>> Anonymous
OP here, I was thinking about giving him a blowjob when I get a cold sore in my mouth. That way over time, his penis will feel like those dildos with all the bumps on them. I like the taste of human flesh.
>> Anonymous
>>581410
You know, I love 4chan and have been frequenting it for years, so I certainly have a sense of humor about all kinds of stuff. You're just not funny.
>> Anonymous
run up to him like an animal and start tearing his cloths off. then rape him until he screams.
>> Anonymous
>>581414
What if he screams right away, before rape ensues?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Send him to his Auntie in Bel-Air. Kill yourself in the attic when hes gone.
>> Anonymous
Thanks for all the replies, I will certainly use some of them, as well as a couple I thought of while reading these. Have a good night /gif
>> Anonymous
Make him a sandwich. With bacon.
>> Anonymous
>>581437
I create wonderful dishes from scratch, including bacon-laden sandwiches. I need no suggestion for kitchen works. That is my domain, Anon.

Night again, /gif.
>> Anonymous
I fap to Feet .gifs
>> Anonymous
I like it when wemon shove vampire bats coated with musterd up my anus then slap me and shit all over my back, then she rips open a live babie and pours the intistines in my mouth.
>> Anonymous
>>581453

I really hope you're actually retarded and think those words are spelled like that, otherwise you need to become an hero...
>> Femnon, I like that! (Not the OP) Femnon
Female Anon Here:
This is pretty weird for some guys, but have you tried reaming? At least that's what I've heard it called. Get a small pole, (called a sound) smooth & pencil sized and put it in his urethra, the hole at the tip of his penis. I put my tongue ring in my hubby's while I go down on him. At first he didn't like it, he said it felt "wrong" but the second time I did it he said he was getting used to it and it was just "interesting." Some gay men stretch theirs to be large enough to fit another penis in it!

http://www.healthyandactive.com/industry-medical-supply-urethral-sounds.html

From what you have said so far; I am full vote for you going dom on his ass. Make him beg, he's used to being served, remind him of what he's got.

Dress up for teh winz, Role Play also pwns.
As for a new position, have you tried sitting on him, facing away from him and leaning forward?

If you do involve others, I would recommend hiring a professional (yes, an escort) for the first time, if it ends up being something you don't like; there's no hard feelings from your friends.

Have you tried putting an on vibrator in one of your holes while he fucks you? Then he can feel the vibe too.

Just a few ideas. Good luck OP! and Right on for female sexuality!
>> Anonymous
>>581531

Goddamn, you fail

How about you ladies stop giving your men toothy blowjobs? Seriously. If you're giving him a blowjob and he's not getting off, something's wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>581550
Never had that problem.

As a femnon, I highly endorse that you break her teeth if she doesn't learn. One as a warning, then just GO IT.
>> Anonymous
>>581531
"Have you tried putting an on vibrator in one of your holes while he fucks you? Then he can feel the vibe too."

That is a most excellent idea. Thanks!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Does anyone else think the term "femnon" is stupid?

Anon is anon is anon is anon.
>> Anonymous
I didn't bother reading all the replies, but as for gagging it's a domination thing. Just like jizzing on a girl's face.

-Blow him while he's playing a videogame. Nerdiness + Sex = Awesome

-Nurse outfit. Seriously, nurse outfit.

-Thai Massage. Basically, you massage him naked with your body.
>> Anonymous
lol, sounds like some erica, adam
>> Anonymous
>>581558
Fucking seconded.

I just figured I'd use it as to not give some retard Anon something else to bitch about. Wimminz on teh intarnets is touchy enough yo.
>> David
This is the thread where my girlfriend has been asking questions? what the fuck is her problem
>> Anonymous
>>581563
All but one of your replies has been covered already. :D
>> Anonymous
>>581569
Haha, your girl is going to rape you in the ass.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
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>> David
you guys are fucking assholes

i swear to god if she sticks anything in my ass i'm coming after all of you
>> Anonymous
make it stop
>> Anonymous
>>581576
You'll like it
>> David
look, we're doing fine. she feels i'm uninterested but i've been swamped with work (i work at a lawfirm) and she feels it's her fault when i don't want sex, when really i'm just so tired
>> Anonymous
this thread is lulz
>> Hurtful Leper
>>581258

isn't that a cleveland steamer?
>> Anonymous
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>>581730
thats just the shitting on chest part
also, ball licking while giving head good, also sex outdoors like in car or something
>> Anonymous
Tell him you want his cum all over you or something..That gets me off fast when i girl says she wants it.
>> Anonymous
>>581584
>>581576
>>581569
i somehow doubt you are the botfriend considering she said that you both were in the military and well you claim to work in a law firm