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Smurf Sex
>> Anonymous
this is beyond fail
>> Anonymous
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Try finding the real smurf sex. MEXICANS PAINTED BLUE 1 girl 10 guys SMURFALICIOUS
>> Anonymous
lol blueballs
>> Anonymous
I remember when I made this gif.

Good times.
>> Anonymous
Smurf's are asexual. They don't even have any reproductive organ's under those tight white pants.

... It's true.
>> Anonymous
>>1069247
If this were true, they wouldn't have genders. The real question is whether they perform live birth with an extremely high-speed gestation, or if they lay eggs.
>> Anonymous
Smurfs are all male, Smurfette is like the prison transvestite.
>> Anonymous
>>1069271
No transvestite can pull off that voice. Plus the hips are too feminine. And in case you noticed, the Smurfs' doctor is only a general practitioner, not a surgeon. The best a Smurf could do in attempts to become a transvestite would be to go through hormone therapy. The fact is clear that Smurfette is, in fact, a woman.
>> Anonymous
i believe the smurfs are trisexual.....the all the males are genetic doners to the single "female" in the tribe....once "she" recieves the genetic material she uses a system of high speed biological centrifugal forces to seperate the good doners from the bad ones....then deposit's the new genetic goo into the third gender....which for practical reasons to them but non-understandable reasons to us...are the houses they live in. nevermind that smufette was created by ....oh whats his fucking name, human who trys to destroy the smurfs...oh well, anyway; unbeknownst to him this colony was dying since it lost its only female....then he comes along and trys to infiltrate it with a created female....which backfires horibly and gives thema second chance at life........ergo smurfs are just fuckign cartoon characters >.<
>> Anonymous
>>1069279
Smurfette was created by Gargamel... Smurfette was evil and magically turned nice by the Smurfs.
>> Anonymous
>>1069296
which is obviously a metaphore, women are naturaly evil and its up to men to change them
>> Anonymous
Thats the illogical thing about being a smurf. I mean whats the point of living if you dont have a dick?!
>> Anonymous
Shouldn't be too hard to trap. Basically, the only thing distinguishing Smurfette from the other smurfs was a dress and a wig. In fact, for much of my childhood I had money on it turning out she was Brainy's alter-ego. Unfortunately, that theory got blown out of the water when they appeared in the same scene in episode 42.
>> Anonymous
LOL @ Smurfs smucking.
>> AlucarDCLXVI
10000000 pts for the donnie darko reference
>> Anonymous
Smurfette is a realdoll made by Gargamel
>> Anonymous
rule 34'd??....0.0
>> Anonymous
>>1068711
LULZ
>> Anonymous
>>1069334
Normally I'd call bullshit, but in the case of Peyo, that may actually me true. I mean, when Gargamel was making Smurfette he listed all the ingredients he used to make her, almost all of them were alleged flaws of women like "a dash of jealousy" or "a thimble of stupidity" or "2 parts of egoism" etc. It was pretty misogynistic.
>> Anonymous
>>1068711
id hit that