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Anonymous
Well, Jesus didn't wear a butcher's apron, either, so by that logic all meat is out of the question. Also, no maternity robe, so women should never get pregnant. In fact, he didn't wear a wedding ring on the cross, so nobody should ever get married. And he didn't wear a priest's collar or a habit, so don't ever go to church. Wait a minute...did the concept of a bib specifically for the purpose of eating lobsters even EXIST in 33 AD? Those crazy Christians, trying again to force a round peg into a square hole to prove a point.
I know one thing Jesus DID do, he came to the apostle Peter (or Paul?) in a vision and invited him to eat unclean animals and when he protested, Jesus told him that it was not what went into the body that made someone unclean.
Christains are gay.
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