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Anonymous
BEHOLD the spledor that is the WASP KNIFE
>> Anonymous
make that "splendor"
>> Anonymous
BEHOLD THE SPLEDOR!!
>> Anonymous
>>1281578
how do i hold spledor?
>> Anonymous
What is that? A Gunblade?
>> Anonymous
>>1281582
no, google wasp knife
>> Anonymous
no its an anti watermelon tool
>> Anonymous
what does it do to fried chickenz?
>> OHNO !!cG9sxZfkA+v
>>1281568
Why does this remind me of NGE, that vibrating knife thats stored in the left shoulder-thing?
>> Anonymous
>>1281595
Prog/progressive knife, I think.
>> Anonymous
yeah the Progressive knife

and how it reminds you is astounding considering that the progressive knife relies on vibrating frequencies to slice though anything

NOT

explode shit..

fail for not know your NGE
>> OHNO !!cG9sxZfkA+v
>>1281612
roflmao, I didn't say it was the same thing, but I'm sure if you vibrated a watermelon at very high frequencies it would explode.


Like how microwaves act on the water inside of something, and lots of stuff explodes if you microwave it.
>> Anonymous
it injects nitrous? its a knife and a whippet dispenser....
>> Anonymous
BEHOLD THE SPLEDOR
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs
>> Anonymous
Does it explode chiggens as well?
>> Anonymous
>>1281774
alive or dead yes
>> Anonymous
BEHOLD the spledor that is the WATERMELON GUNBLADE
>> Anonymous
just 3 payments of $29.95
>> Anonymous
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>> Sum d00d !4UjY1di7KI
http://shop.waspinjection.com/category.sc?categoryId=2
>> Anonymous
I don't see the utility in this knife... if I'm already stabbing a dude then he's going to be dead, or else a complete casualty anyway without being burst open all over the place on top of being stabbed. Do I really have to spend $400 on an air-injection knife?

I think the dudes who buy these are also the dudes who buy .50 cal pistols.
>> Anonymous
>>1281796
what the fuck is wrong with you?
WHEN YOU STAB SOMEONE WITH IT THEY EXPLODE!
it ain't about utility its about awesome.
>> Anonymous
This is actually for diving. Therein lies the utility.
>> Anonymous
>>1281796

It for use against sharks, not people. Sharks are of course much more resistant to knife wounds, but something like this would seriously fuck their shit up.
>> Anonymous
>>1281802
>>WHEN YOU STAB SOMEONE WITH IT THEY EXPLODE AND YOU GET COVERED IN INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE

fix't
>> Anonymous
ITT: people fail to realize that knives are better used for SLASHING and not stabbing.

Also, who the fuck brings a knife to a gun fight?
>> Anonymous
It injects cold compressed gass. It is for killing large animals, expecially for fishermen when they pull whales/sharks ect onto the deck of thier boats. just once in the had and it's all over. Bit over kill if you ask me.
>> Anonymous
>>1281941

Also, I don't understand how it is a 'diving knife'. I ma a diver and we don't carry any of that sort of thing, in fact we're dicouraged from carrying knifes with a tip because people stab themselves more often than not. Alot of dive knifes have a flat tip.

Lol americans.
>> Anonymous
What a delightfully wonderful killing device!
>> Anonymous
I can see someone missing their target, pressing the release and the recoil causing them to stab themselves in the face...
>> Anonymous
imagine this in a vagina

mmmm...
>> Anonymous
>>1281941
One shot from this, and it's all over?
>> Anonymous
>>1281976

Yes. Imagine how many times you'd have to stab a shark or whale to kill it with a normal knife?
>> Anonymous
>>1281944
think about it, large amounts of compressed gas being injected into an animal UNDER WATER....... buoyancy = bye bye shark
>> Anonymous
Saw this on a military forum awhile back. There were about a thousand jokes about how efficiently it can cool down a can of beer. Just jokes though.

On the other hand, make a knife that injects oleander into a person and you've got yourself a poisonous assassination weapon. Made even scarier by how common oleander flowers are.
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>>1282063
A knife that injects poison? This shit is crazy.
>> Anonymous
that thing must just feel completely l-o-vely up the ass
>> Anonymous
>>1281944
If you're a fucking moron, yeah, you might end up stabbing yourself. If your neurons are working, however, you won't.

This is for people diving in shark infested waters. It carries the shark up to the surface and then the shark starts bleeding which distracts the other sharks to it.