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POAST ALL TRANSFORMERS GIFS!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Movie sucked
>> Anonymous
>>590954
you are full of faggotry, fail, and AIDS.
the movie kicked ass
>> Anonymous
>>590954
Awww did you not understand the bright lights, giant robots and pretty pictures?
>> Anonymous
sweaty bitch
>> Anonymous
Anybody who enjoyed this movie and was above the age of twelve should be shot.
>> Anonymous
you all suck... movie sucked but good CGI
>> Anonymous
/r/ Mountain Dew Decepticon.
>> Anonymous
>>591056
aww the movie really did suck?, well cant be too surprised the series was made for kiddies after all
>> bad review from imdb :( Anonymous
I didn't stay to the end but made it thru 110 minutes Very Painful

I couldn't, It wasn't getting any better. The trailer showed about as much entertainment as the part of the film I stayed for. That was 110 minutes leaving 34 unanswered and I don't want them answered at anytime. I won't bother wasting my time seeing what I missed when the DVD comes out. Personally I see a movie every 1 to 2 weeks average about 40 films a year at the cinema. Those I miss land up on pay TV or Free to air some time shortly after. I am 50 years of age and calculate I have watched at the cinema 1,200 first release films since 1975. Up until "Transformers" I have only walked out on one other film "Crash" 1996 with Holly Hunter and James Spader. I nearly did with Eddie Murphy's "The Adventures of Pluto Nash" 2002

2 films in 32 years says it for me.
>> Anonymous
wow, your cool
>> Anonymous
>>591163
What?
>> O_O
>>591172
I believe he said "wow, your cool"
>> Steve
>>591163
He didn't type that himself, he went to imdb and found it there to show us what he read.

The dude didn't like it because he's 50 and couldn't understand what was going on. WHO'S HE? WHAT'S GOING ON? I FELL ASLEEP

I never listen to critics.
>> Anonymous
>>591178
Indeed
>> Anonymous
>>591191
he's right though, movie was crap, and even more crap if you're a transformers fan...
>> Anonymous
>>591207
I'm seconding this. Fan or not, the movie simply was not well done. No character development that is tangible, relationships were quite plain (you'd think that there would have been more of a focus between Sam and Bumblebee, for instance), and any other scene that wasn't loaded with corn and cheese was filled with CGI to make up for it. It was simply a poorly made film.
>> Anonymous
>>591218
christ, people like you who expect movies to be novels and call them "films" piss me off. you only have two or so hours in which to tell a story, no matter how shitty it may be, and id rather they be filled with explosive badassery and robot mutilation than sam and bumblebee grabassing. go fall in a hole.

also, id like to reiterate that film is what the movies are on... you dont call paintings "canvas"
>> O_O
>>591243
I'm having a hard time trying not to laugh at "sam and bumblebee grabassing"

But I agree. I want to see it for the action. The Transporter had a shitty plot but the movie was awesome because of the action.
>> O_O
I just realized how some of you might think I accidentally typed "The Transporter" instead of "The Transformers" But I do mean The Transporter.
>> Anonymous
Critics remind me of the fags that sit there and crack comments in the movies and don't even pay attention to really what the fucks going on. They think they can develop something better when in fact, they can't develop anything but a pile of shit at their own feet. Stop trying to be professional. You fucking suck

Older critics piss me off more though. They're the fags you see in the front row hooked up to an iron lung. You can't enjoy a damn thing around them cause of the please keep me alive machine that beeps every 5 seconds.

In short critics are about as useful as tits on a boar
>> Anonymous
mmmm boar milk
>> Anonymous
>>591243
maybe it's just that certain people want to enjoy a movie for the plot (the most important thing) and not for fucking cgs and whatnot, you want cgs? go play a game or something, or watch the anime
>> Anonymous
>>591243
Cry some more. This certainly isn't going to be the last FILM (ha!) the transformers are going to made on, so they could have spent more effort on a story stretched out over a three part series, and maybe, just maybe, spent their budget on better actors. There is no excuse for shitty film making when the product in question is guaranteed success.
>> Anonymous
blah blah blah

I thought it was fun and had nifty graphics. OH NOES I'M AN IDIOT FOR THINKING SO. D:
>> Anonymous
I took my knowledge of the personalities of the Transformers that were in the movie and just.. applied it without thinking. Why would they need character development when we already know what they're like? I thought it was a great movie. Beautiful. And the people who hadn't seen Transformers, didn't know or care about their personalities, probably didn't care about character development. Everybody wins!
>> Anonymous
>>591307
Do you even know what the fuck you're saying? Most critics would openly admit that they couldn't make a decent film to save their lives, which has nothing to do with their ability to judge a film's qualities.
Not every film is going to be Citizen Kane, and many critics realize that. I won't comment on Transformers as I haven't seen the film, but I'm not expecting much other than lots of action and a few cheesy one-liners, which is about as much as I've seen in the trailers thus far.
>> Anonymous
Um yes, I clearly know what the fuck I'm saying because I just said it. Does that concept not grab your attention? The fact that someone just spoke their mind? Or you to stupid to figure out that what I just said was what was exactly on my mind. Critics in my opinion try to give their thoughts on a movie. Like the world needs them and view them as a savior. The point being though we don't care what critics think. If we did care, we wouldn't go and spend our money then come here to an internet board (still following me here Monica?) and post our own two cents. Whether we liked the movie or hated the movie. The truth is we do it because it's something we want to see. Some people get let down because it's not clearly the transformers they once knew. I personally liked the movie, but I agree the plot wasn't the most fantastic thing in the world. Yet I praise the original voice of Optimus Prime actually doing the roll. That was something worth watching the movie for.
>> Anonymous
^^^^ QFT ^^^^
>> Anonymous
>>591411
What was the fucking point of this again?
>> Anonymous
From my gathering. He wasn't even talking about the movie. More like went off on someone cause they questioned if they knew what they were talking about. Looks to me like they did since they specified that pretty well