When you see it you will shit bricks!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DICK?!?!?
POINTY PENIS IS REALLY FUCKING POINTY**FAKE
FUGLY GOD MUST WASH EYES
haha needle dick
WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT???
ITT nigger with phimosis faps.
Jesus Christ, it looks like you sharpened your dick with a hammer.
your cock is weak.LAWL
I DIDNT KNOW RABBITS JERKED OFF ON PHOTOS TOO
>>630353OP here, that's not me dumbass.
holy shit, what's wrong with your dick? I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to be pointy like that
Well. This makes me feel a little more adequate. Thank you.
>>630410Yeah, at least I can afford figurines to jizz on, and don't have to resort to pictures.
10+ Splats? How long had that guy gone without a wank?
That dong looks like a fucking sausage.
I hope you die out of cancer bro
AAAHAHAHAHHA his thumb is wider then his UNIT
Kill yourself.
Lmfao wtf was that man? You just came, 10 seconds out of a pencil sharpener.And like rambo, talk about holding it in.
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT This is the only thing that's EVER made me laugh on 4chan ever. Good work tards.
Lol, dog penis
Girld may say size does not matter but it's not true bud sorry go buy a dildo or girls will hate you in the sack
As sharp as it is, he could probably cut her from the inside.
I always wondered if she liked it all over her body. Question answered..thanks
>>630460ITT Virgin.Seriously guys, you don't need a huge dick to please a lady.It helps, but you don't need one.
>>630471Surprisingly that's a lot of jizz. Wonder why he can't get the ladies with that.
>>630478Indeed but you can't prick a balloon without a pin as they say
>>630347ur dick is a disgrace to foreskin owners everywhere
NASTY PENCIL DICK
>>630497agreed.
>>630478ITT: A stupid, naive person who can't tell if a woman is having an orgasm or not...Women want relative big, well shaped dicks
seriously... kill urself
That is the single most Asian cliche of a penis ever.
HAMSTER DIK IS REEL!
>>630508Sure you've seen a woman have an orgasm in real life you virginLOL
>>630508It's true, chicks dig big dicks.Size DOES matter.Chicks are greedy.
Is the second GIF real?
>>630347Virgin.However, OPs dick is not only tiny, but it looks absolutely disgusting. I wouldn't be surprised if he's jacking off a rabbit or something.
is that a penciL?
>>630478Yeah. It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. But it still takes a long fucking time to cross the ocean in a row boat.
>>630639Problem is a lot of guys have speed boats.
>>630639best fucking analogy ever.
Thank Jeff Foxworthy...
His dick isn't pointy you dumbshits. It's uncircumsized, that's the foreskin bundled up on the tip.Fags.
I'm circumsized and I sure don't jack off like that. Pulling the foreskin back over and over again = fucking awesome.