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>> Anonymous
>>1027228
I deserved that.
>> Anonymous
My favorite game in the series.
>> Anonymous
>>1027233
I concur.
>> Anonymous
the way they animated her tits looks like golf balls inside of socks bouncing around.
>> Anonymous
>>1027250
just like Christina Aguilera's, but instead of golf balls, they're basketballs...cause her breasts are fake
>> Anonymous
... Anyway, FF VIII ftw, there hasn't been a story from Square since this game.
>> Anonymous
>>1027261

Rather have huge fake breasts than saggy old socks. In fact, the pic fairly well sums up everything wrong with FFVIII. "Hey, all those boys in our target demographic loved the scene where Tifa's boobies jiggled, but the girls were turned off by their size. In our next game we'll make the love interest have a more realisticly proportioned bosom that bounces around like two superballs in a hurricane! That will appeal to everyone!"

Sort of like how they noticed that everyone loved the angsty androgynous amnesiac emo tard Cloud, so the next game was jam-packed with angsty androgynous amnesiac emo tards.
>> Anonymous
you have to remember that in japan, its either huge fake tits, or nothing. There's no middle ground. Great game though
>> Anonymous
>>1027247
mine2
>> Anonymous
Could FFVIII have sucked any harder? Not a single character had any trait that a real person could associate with. It sunk to the lowest depths of anime idiocy out of all the series (floating buildings being raided by daredevil motorcyclists? WTF?). The main character might as well have been played by Dolph Lundgren in drag and the love interest had all the depth of a valley girl on her 16th birthday. The junctioning system was both boring and annoying, yet made the game so simple that I made it through by simply using Zell's low HP attack and using whichever two interchangeable characters I was using at the time to revive him if he got hit. Just junction something like Ultima to his strength and don't worry about the rest of the game. I found myself sleepwalking through the main story for glimpses of Laguna's more interesting story, and was then crushed when they joined it with the main story in so boring a manner. If only they could have tried being creative in VIII like they were with IX, which was a superior game in every way and did the series justice for the first time on the Playstation. VII was only passable because the over sci-fi'ing of it was a novelty, unlike in VIII.
>> Anonymous
I don't mean to change subject, but damnit, what's with everyone acting like final fantasy 7 is the end-all beat-all of final fantasy games. If any of these idiots, (possibly one of you) tried playing final fantasy 2 (4 in Japan, and my personal favorite) i'll bet you would have your asses blown away
>> Anonymous
>>1027216
its a great ending
>> Anonymous
>>1028184
Eh, the ADD weeaboos wouldn't be able to handle the 2D graphics, lack of ZOMG MAGI-COMBOS systems, and lack of bishies to cliturbate to.
>> Anonymous
I enjoyed FF8 for what it was then. I still liked FF7 because it was a dramatic change, so when FF8 came out I was expecting to be blown away. It wasn't a bad game, it really isn't. It just feels like it could have done so much more. And I for one don't think FF7 is the be all end all of RPGs. If I had to choose one, my vote to this day will always be Chrono Trigger on SNES. I have yet to play any game since Chrono Trigger that would demand my attention to replay it, over and over again, for the hope of finding a new ending, a new plot. Where as most new RPG fall into "that is all folks, pack it up and play something else".
>> Anonymous
>>1028214
Chrono Cross was better imo. Environments, characters and plot is more important to me than anything else.
>> Anonymous
>>1028184
2nd'd
>> Anonymous
1028128
FFIX had to be the single gayest video game created.
>> Anonymous
FF9 is awsome.
>> Anonymous
VIII > VII
>> Anonymous
>>1028349
So true
>> Anonymous
personally, I think FFVI is the best, with FFIV a close second. I watched a friend play through most of FFVIII and kept thinking "what the fuck, is this supposed to be FF?" I'm playing through FFVII for the first time right now (yeah, I know, damn slow), and it's hardly holding my interest. I'm really damn hoping FFVI gets the uber-3D-revival treatment that FFIV got for the DS.
>> Anonymous
>>1028400
Yeah, its true if you enjoy dicks in your butthole.
>> Anonymous
>>1028225
Fuuuuuuucking newfaaaaaaaaaaags
>> Anonymous
People who like FFVIII are like "people" who listen to metal. Juvenile failures at life with no depth of character at all, who are easily dazzled by bright lights and colors.
>> Anonymous
>>1028400
2nd'd
>> Anonymous
People who hate FFVIII are like "people" who listen to metal. Juvenile failures at life with no depth of character at all, who are easily dazzled by bright lights and colors.
>> Anonymous
>>1028579
Maybe only if they played it for the graphics. I enjoyed it for the general mood of it. It has a much calmer, more subdued feeling than some of the other final fantasies, and I liked that for some reason. It's nowhere near being my favorite of the series, but I don't hate it to death. My least favorite is probably II or X. II was just uninteresting to me, and I can't stand X. Like 20 minutes of actual gameplay and a hojillion hours of cinema involving boring and stupid characters.
>> Anonymous
>>1028219
Environments, yes. Characters, no. I thought it was too crazy an amount, especially since very few of them had any kind of development or depth. Not only that, but I really liked the double/triple techs in the previous game, and there were all but done away with. The plot is way too convoluted (an interesting idea stretched to here and back) and while fun to figure out, it doesn't lend itself well to the game...just ends up being misleading and frustrating. Trigger > Cross.
>> Anonymous
>>1028349
cept for gameplay. But who the fuck plays FF for teh gameplay
>> Anonymous
super kawaii
>> Anonymous
>>1028609
WAAHHHHHH
>> Anonymous
>>1027233
> a shame that square concentrates itself only on graphics, no more good stories

so, no one here has played FF12 I see.
>> ?suomynonA?
Ah, this is 4chan.

The only site where nerds break into argument about final fantasy video games, no matter what topic or board.
>> Anonymous
>>1028661
because almost everyone has played or heard of FF7/FF8. If you haven't, then enjoy ur cave.
>> Anonymous
I was playing through FFVII when it first came out... and my fucking 2nd disc was scratched. I couldn't finish the game. I got so pissed, I threw the scratched disc out my window and preceded to microwave the other two discs. Then I got a new copy.
>> Anonymous
>>1028660
LOL
YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER
>> Anonymous
8-bit sauce
>> Anonymous
>>1028678
No, not at all. Judging from the fact that you don't think so, I assumed you played the game. Name some parts of the story you didn't like.
>> Anonymous
Golden sauce r
>> Anonymous
>>1028660
Oh, that tedious dreck of an MMO wannabe that people like becauze ZOMG IT'S LIEK WOW?

Fuck you. I'll have FFIX instead.

As for FFVIII, I hated every single character except Ward since he didn't have enough speaking lines to ruin him.

Enjoy your Generic WB Teen Drama Final Fantasy, pussies.
>> Anonymous
>>1028709
That's nice. I like how you specifically attacked FFXII's gameplay when I was talking about the story.
>> Anonymous
>>1028713
The also tedious story? Yes, it was so lovely I slept through it.
>> Anonymous
Calling MMOs generic is just enrolling in the obvious,
>> Anonymous
>>1028717
Ok. Name some parts you didn't like. You did play it right?
>> Anonymous
I dont understand how anyone can dislike FF8. The main character is the badass, dark character you get midway through the game or barely have like Shadow in FF6. Squall is a big change from the cliche happy go lucky adventurer warrior dude who usually leads the party. This is my favorite game of all time. I even have a Squall action figure. And its not pOS American garbage. Its highly detailed straight out of Japan.
>> Anonymous
>>1028734

FF8 was a shitty fucking love story, thats why everyone hates it.
>> Anonymous
>>1028734
LOLOL Squall is the absolute cliche' "strong and silent mystery pretty boy" anime character that weeaboo fanbois will buy time and time again. He's a cardboard cutout of a real character, and you'd have to try pretty desperately to associate at all with him. Cloud was pushing it in America, but Squall was nowhere near "cutting edge" when he was shat out by Square's lazy writers. His rival Seifer was even more boring. People don't play these games for the shitty prettyboys. Why do you think that everybody's favorite characters in these games are the strong but NOBLE, not emo and juvie, types like Cyan, Auron, or Basch? It's because those characters are interesting and Squall is boring, boring, boring.
>> Anonymous
And thats your incorrect, idiotic opinion.
>> Anonymous
By all means, point out main characters in a RPG similar to Squall.
>> Anonymous
>>1028754
yeah, seriously, how did they fuck up the rival? seriously, that shit writes itself. All he has to do is an attitude and a cool finishing move, but Seifer is just so irrelvant and faggoty.
>> Anonymous
VII was great, VIII was great, IX was great, X was
great, XII was trash
>> Anonymous
>>1028797
see
>>1028696
>>1028719
>> Anonymous
I would cry if I could find an rpg I liked as much as final fantasy VIII
>> Anonymous
>>1028797
VI was awesome, VII was the best one, VIII didn't feel right, FFIX kicked ass, brought back the originals, FFX was average, and FFXII just..sucked ass. FFXIII will probably suck too.

Dirge of cerberus would've been good, if 80% of the game wasn't cutscenes of Vincent screaming 'LUCRECHEEAAAAHHHH!!!!'