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Anonymous
I'm on your streets impressing your womenz
>> Anonymous
Emo Spiderman. D=
>> Anonymous
More like the best version of Peter Parker that could exist
>> Anonymous
>>457620
emo Parker is full of aids and some fail. this confuses anonymous. does not compute
>> Anonymous
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Someone shop a "NO U" on this
>> Anonymous
There were 5 musical numbers in "Spidermusical"

Now we know why Spidey wears tights...
>> Anonymous
his hair. oh my god. his hair.
>> Anonymous
he's too fucking nerdy to be the right kind of emo. it was painful to watch this part of the movie.
>> Anonymous
>>457688

ERROR: There's no right kind of "Emo".
>> Anonymous
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Wut?
>> Anonymous
How the fuck are there gifs already?
>> Anonymous
The movie is out on the internets for all viewing.

bitsoup.org
>> Anonymous
>>457709

Anyone have the whole dance sequence?
>> Anonymous
I do.... will post
>> Anonymous
That was the gayest thing I've ever seen Spiderman do.
>> Anonymous
>>457709

What's kinda funny is the camcorder/telecine lighting makes it look even more emo then it did in the theater.
>> Anonymous
idk about this whole emo spiderman thing. if he was emo hed be more of a bitch than he is and would be standing at a mcdonalds smoking or driving a van, none of which he partakes in. so i can only conclude that he really isnt emo parker, cool kid parker.
>> Anonymous
movie coming in 16 minutes. I only included certain parts like the dance scene.
>> Anonymous
"emo-parker" was very amusing to me
>> Anonymous
Why do people keep calling him emo?

He had emo-hair. That's all.

Emo people whine and cry because their mommy didn't get them the latest PS2 game, then go cut themselves.

Parker was fucking BADASS. He knew he was the shit, acted like the shit, and walked all over everyone. That is most decidedly NOT emo.
>> http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D69JX0YR Anonymous
Scenes include the street strut, the night club dance, new Goblin vs Parker fight 2.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D69JX0YR
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D69JX0YR
>> Anonymous
MARY JANE IS A WHORE
>> Anonymous
i will reupload them separately. that way the sound will be on cue
>> Anonymous
>>457757
Didn't you hear? Badass is the new emo.
>> Anonymous
NOW DIG THIS!
>> Spiderman 3 movie Anonymous
Night club dance scene
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MODRJPI7

Street Strutting, flirting with da ladies
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XNE4LCZI

will upload more later maybe
>> Anonymous
>No.457804

Emo parker would get laid more than wuss boy nerd regular parker
>> Anonymous
The excessive cheesiness and Lucas-esque dialogue prevents it from getting more than a 7/10.

"AWESOME. WICKED COOL" = FAGGOTRY
>> Anonymous
Peter Parker or Peter Patrelli?
when they go emo they look so alike.
>> Anonymous
goddamn this movie was horrible
>> Anonymous
>>457757

Seconded. I agree, and enjoyed "awesome parker's" scenes of being an awesome asshole.
>> Anonymous
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>> Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY
>>457804
Nice try, Rick.
>> Anonymous
/r/ all gwen shots
need to fap!!!
>> Anonymous
>>457899
SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD
>> Anonymous
>>457929
holy shit Gwen was fucking STACKED and I saw it at the IMAX her tits were 2 feet wide it was awesome I also demand the boob shots from the movie to rub one out to
>> Anonymous
Best part was him launching that bomb back at Osborn without looking back.
>> Anonymous
>>457849
bonus points for gratuitous patriotism shots.
>> Anonymous
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>>457617
Loopable version
>> Anonymous
>>457974

Speaking of which, where is the gif of spidey in front of the flag? I stood, and I cried.
>> Anonymous
>>458045
i nearly got to puke on that scene..
stupid brainwashed patriot americans..
>> Anonymous
SPIDEMO
>> Anonymous
>>458057
stupid brainwashed patriot Raimi..

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>458057
I love how a little patriotism makes people sick. I guess everyone should hate the country that lets them be free.
>> Anonymous
Moar emo parker FTW!
>> Anonymous
>>458076
[irrelevant] the country [lol usa] that lets them be free.

lol irony

well, thats the brainwash part :P
luckily you don't know better
>> Anonymous
>>458057

It was such a gag shot though. He was in front of the damn thing for at least 2 seconds.
>> Anonymous
You know America is free because you can criticize the president and not have you tongue cut out. try going to North Korea and talking shit on Kim, you'd be tortured and killed by their secret police before you could crack a "Team America" joke.
>> Anonymous
I accept your challange! I'll see you in Korea!
>> Anonymous
/r/ all the dance numbers
>> Anonymous
>>458091
That's like saying you're not in an abusive relationship because you don't get beat on as badly as some other chick.
>> Anonymous
>>457757
he's got a point. If Spiderman 3 Taught me anything it's that combing my bangs down in front of my face and acting like some faggot from My Chemical Romance is a great way to get chicks to look at you then laugh at you behind your back. Hooray for bullshit movie ideas.
>> Anonymous
Oh lawd, amerikun feil
* > y
>> Anonymous
Besides, Kim Jong is a very sweet and sensitive man
>> Anonymous
>>No.458103

Already uploaded:

Night club dance scene
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MODRJPI7

Street Strutting, flirting with da ladies
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XNE4LCZI

The rest of the dances in the movie were slow dances or Harry and Mary Jane doing the Twist.
>> Anonymous
>>458076
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
>> Anonymous
>>458108

"I so sensetive. It just that, I get ronrey sometimes."

Stand a rittre to your reft.

DIAF!
>> Anonymous
>>458110
SO GOOD
>> Anonymous
Anyone got a gif of the full dance?
>> Anonymous
Spider-man + Venom = Emo-Parker
Emo-Parker + Sound Vibrations = Peter Parker - Venom.
You can't spell Venom without EMO.

Therefore, in order to remove the Emoness, All we need are some tuning forks, church bells, Blue Man Group, some industrial rock (Remeber: Emos are not goths or human for that matter. Emos can't stand Nine Inch Nails.)
Now all wee need is bait to lure them. Ah...HEY EMO KID! THERE IS A CLEARANCE SALE AT HOT TOPIC!

LET THE EMOLOCAUST BEGIN!
>> Anonymous
Coming from the view of a eurofag
The spidey flag thing seemed very sarcastic. I dont think amerifag's humour is developed enough to get it
>> Anonymous
>>Anyone got a gif of the full dance?

Download the movie clips instead. Gif files have no compression so their file sizes are much larger than actual movie streams and are often choppier.
>> Anonymous
>>457899
Yes! "How's the Pie?" FT f'n W!
>> Anonymous
im happy i wasnt the only one to see that parker got emo after venom takeover, i died a little inside.
>> Anonymous
we can all agree that emo parker is infinitely more interesting than normal peter parker
>> Anonymous
>>458303
yeah, in the same way that AIDS is more interesting than cancer.
>> Anoymous
He wasn't emo he was Jazzy
>> Rathma
Right when I saw this part in theaters I said to my friend "This will be on 4chan by the time I get home"

I was not surprised.
>> Anonymous
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larger version
>> Anonymous
www.movie6.net <~ watch Spiderman 3 on their website. Full verison. Decent quality. Looks just like these gifs. Probly from the same video.
>> Anonymous
man all those dance numbers all i can think is that staying alive song.
>> Anonymous
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right, it's O.K.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
>> Anonymous
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Stayin' alive
Life goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Stayin' alive
>> Anonymous
When you're alone, and life is making you lonely
You can always go
Downtown

When you've got worries, all the noise and hurry
Seems to help, I know
Downtown

Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city,
Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
How can you lose? The lights are much brighter there...
You can forget all your troubles; forget all your cares, and go
Downtown -- things will be great when you're
Downtown -- you'll find a place for sure
Downtown -- everything's waiting for you

Downtown .... Downtown...
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SEARCH FOR IT!
>> Anonymous
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