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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium Anonymous
Natalie Portman wink
I was experimenting with .avi->.gif methods. Outputting .pngs for each frame and creating the .gif with every other frame seemed to work ok:
mplayer Mr.\ Magoriums\ Wonder\ Emporium.avi -ss 15:26 -osdlevel 0 -frames 67 -nosound -vf pp=ha/va/dr/al/l5/tmpnoise,hqdn3d,crop=380:272:40:0,scale -nofs -noloop -vo png:z=9
rm *[02468].png
convert -delay 10 *.png natalie-wink-magorium-delay10.gif
>> Anonymous
Eh... too much frame loss. I'd sacrifice some of those colors in the background and make it 240x180 and double the frames.
>> Anonymous
I love her so much I wanna take her behind the middle school and get her pregnant.
>> Anonymous
any more natalie portman gifs?
>> Anonymous
>>1043063

I agree, a different technique can be used to optimize specific animations
>> I have all the Natalie Portman gifs you'll ever need.... in my ass Anonymous
Portman's a stupid cunt who's press agents constantly remind us how she shirks Hollywood for school as if she's too good for acting (easily one of the most charmed jobs on the planet). This is singularly pathetic because:
1. she hasn't used her education for squat
2. her lack of commitment has resulted in her not being able to act worth shit
3. she only gets shitty parts in lame movies with 90% Jewish casts and Jewish directors who are obviously nurturing her sad career. (nothing against Jews, but what a walking stereotype this chick is)

Also if any chick in real life acted this cutesy, I'd punt her square in the vag. That's not to mention her associations- Moby, Isaac Mizrahi, Hillary Clinton... Or the fact that she’s a vegetarian and an animal rights advocate who claims that she doesn’t ever wear fur or feathers…. WHO THE FUCK WEARS FUR AND FEATHERS?!!! She needs to grow her hair back, eat a burger, and stop being a typical campus spawned hippy douche-bag, then maybe I’ll consider letting her suck my dick… maybe.
>> Anonymous
>>1043549
I would ask what crawled up your ass and died, but you already told us it was your Natalie Portman gifs.
>> Anonymous
is she saying "thats good"?

that scene just looks awkward
>> Anonymous
>>1043554
HA.... touche. Meh, I was mostly kidding anyway. Ya she's a left-wing nutjob, but I'd still totally nail her in the ass.
>> Anonymous
Back when she starred as Amidala in Ep1 I was like everyone else, and thought this chick was the greatest ever. Now she's just kinda sad. She never stars in anything that's not either liberal tripe or just plain crap. Her acting is complete ass and she's attached herself to tons of stupid causes to make herself seem relevant to those who buy into that sort of shit. The most annoying thing about this dumb bitch though... how all her infatuated fans never shut up about how she went to Harvard, all the while pretending that their not the same bitchy little twits that question the validity of the Ivy League when it comes to President Bush (who as mindless socialist puppets they no doubt hate).
>> Anonymous
Back when she starred as Amidala in Ep1 I was like everyone else, and thought this chick was the greatest ever. Now she's just kinda sad. She never stars in anything that's not either liberal tripe or just plain crap. Her acting is complete ass and she's attached herself to tons of stupid causes to make herself seem relevant to those who buy into that sort of shit. The most annoying thing about this dumb bitch though... how all her infatuated fans never shut up about how she went to Harvard, all the while pretending that they’re not the same bitchy little twits that question the validity of the Ivy League when it comes to President Bush (who as mindless socialist puppets they no doubt hate).
>> sage Anonymous
She actually got thrown off site by security at the Wailing Wall in Israel because she was filming a kissing seen there. Why doesn’t she just streak bare ass through Arlington National Cemetery while she’s at it? I used to think this chick was cool, but she’s just another fucked up ass hole celebrity who thinks she can do whatever the fuck she wants, and that we’re all stupid piss ants who’ll soak it up. That movie she’s in looks like a huge steaming turd too.
>> Anonymous
>>1043685
>>1043680
>>1043549

This is the board for animated gifs not for useless hissy fits. Go back to MySpace.
>> Anonymous
>>1043680
Obey moar, slave. Your obedience and groveling pleases me.
>> Anonymous
OP:
there's nothing mplayer can't do eh? i love it.

but FUCK, it's impossible to get the right combination of options some times
>> Anonymous
>>1043680
"Ivy League" Trollspeak for "Our learning costs more, so it means more."
>> Anonymous
What kind of dumb shits do you have to be to not realize you're being trolled.
>> conform to non-tradition Anonymous
>>1043692
typical left-wing hack who still hasn't figured out that the big government, insane taxes, and socialized everything that the left stands for technically makes him a potential nazi.
>> Anonymous
>>1043704
Idiot. No one is saying that Ivy League schools are all they're cracked up to be. The point was that there is a double standard on the matter. ie:in the case of President Bush- Ivy League is total crap and you can just buy your way in, but when I comes to a liberal cunt like Natalie Portman you tards act like her going to Harvard is an amazing scholastic achievement. Liberals are such mind numbed robots it just blows me away.
>> Anonymous
not to be an ass but no one cares what you think post gifs or gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>1043867

The only ones even mentioning her going to Harvard here are you bitches whining about it.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>1043873
and yet you did the exact same thing. bravo
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>1043904
I see what you did there.
>> Anonymous
I never understood what all the fuss is about over this bimbo going to Harvard. She's a fucking psych major for crying out loud. The Harvard cafeteria workers are more praiseworthy than Portman. They probably learned as much as her wiping up spilt food, and didn't pay a small fortune to do it.
>> Anonymous
>>1043899

Do a barrel roll!
>> sage Anonymous
Natalie Portman with regards to her Harvard education: "I'd rather be smart than be a movie star”

Note that teachers can supply you with knowledge, teach you how to acquire knowledge yourself and to discern the most important knowledge. Teachers can also reveal to their students a plethora of skills pertaining to a near infinite number of subjects, so long as said skills are grounded in the acquisition of facts. They can NOT however, teach you to be ‘smart’. Sorry Miss. Portman. Perhaps you’ll have better down the road… with the mother fucking Wizard of OZ, you stupid twat.

Natalie Portman: “DURRRR, I learns is a smarter den a movie, durrrrrr
>> Anonymous
Portman’s the exact same as all the rest. She’s just another fucked up celeb who’s narcissistic enough to pursue international fame but still manages to feel guilty for her success. She then proceeds to attach herself to every meaningless enviro-bullshit cause available in some lame attempt to appear substantive. Hey Nat, type the word ‘disease‘, ‘famine‘, ‘poverty‘, or ‘war‘, into your internet browser to find out just who important saving the fucking gorillas is.
>> Anonymous
She used to be a vegetarian and now she’s a straight up vegan. Politics aside, that alone is enough to qualify her as a massive dumbass.
>> Anonymous
i'd hit it
>> Anonymous
bullshit aside
i'd still fuck her silly

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>1043983
Everyone would hit it. The question is whether or not you'd eventually hit her.. in the face, for talking about how wearing leather is evil.
>> Anonymous
The way I see it is, if I'm constantly ejaculating in her mouth, she doesn't have a chance to talk.
>> Anonymous
>>1043974
On the contrary!
>> Anonymous
i'd hit it twice.
>> Anonymous
i'd hit it thrice.
>> Anonymous
she's still a virgin
>> Anonymous
>>1044043
find that hard to believe
>> Anonymous
ITT Nobody knows what the hell they are talking about.
>> Anonymous
>>1044057
about natalie portman or something
>> Anonymous
it's true she still is a virgin i tried to finger her once but i could only rub her clit because her hymen blocked everything off :(
>> Anonymous
>>1043549
Big words for a lonely, dickless loser. Though I am impressed you got passed the filter on your school's computer. But seriously, go back to bed little kid and leave the internet to the grown ups.
>> Anonymous
>>1043929

haha, oh wow. semantics.
>> Anonymous
Teh Israelis should taek it down a notch.
How 'bout it, Porker?
Ya dumb slut?
>> Anonymous
>>1043549
Don't be afraid of being against gews--especially the Zionist ones like porker.
>> Anonymous
lol sage ur a fuckin idiot
>> Anonymous
Sauce on OP movie???
>> Anonymous
>>1043063
my monitor is 1920x1200. I hate tiny .gifs.
But how do you sacrifice colors? You mean like go down to 8 bits per pixel? When I had mplayer spit out the gif directly it does do that and it looks like crap.

>>1043558is she saying "thats good"?
"That was a joke."

>>1044454
The movie name is the subject of the thread.
>> Anonymous
>>1044091
Dude, way to go. Portman's totally going to date you now.
>> Anonymous
This bitch is so overrated it's almost funny.
>> Anonymous
sage!
>> Anonymous
>>1043974
True... but I'd still fuck her if I had the chance.