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O SNAPping necks Anoncakes
>> Anonymous
Yes yes, very good.
>> TheAdmiral
Mario? MARIO!? MAAARIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?!?!
>> Anonymous
>>786424
I LOL'ED
>> Anonymous
>>786408
smash brothers' is marketed to slightly younger peeps that the MGS games.

The first time some twelve-year-old watches mario get his neck-snapped by snake and starts bawling, this game becomes "Import only"
>> Anonymous
>>786401
why would it get pulled from just american shelves?
>> Anonymous
>>786449
america are faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>786447
ITS GOING TO BE RATED T FAGGOT!
>> Anonymous
It's going to be rated A for Awesome.
>> Anonymous
It's going to be good so who the fuck cares about America.
>> Anonymous
>>786583
Who the fuck cares about you?
No one, that's who.
Go be an hero.
>> TheAdmiral
Some people are gonna whine about this(Jack Thompson), which, AT MOST, will have this move removed and replaced, but the game's still going to be on shelves.
>> godly luck win?
>>786553
its going to be rated AO for sexual themes, violence, and crossovers.
>> Anonymous
LOL NINTARDS GOT TO SETTLE WITH SNAKE IN THAT CRAPPY FIGHTER WHILE THE PSTRIPLE GETS THE REAL DEAL. MSG4 BITCHES!!!
>> Anonymous
>>786640
Actually, Jack Thompson got his lawyering license revoked.
And it's career suicide to represent his crazy ass in court...
So don't count on them changing smash bros. due to him. Nintendo has a rigorous family policy on most of their products. If it passed already, it's probably fine.
>> Anonymous
LONG LIVE BIG BOSS
>> Anonymous
What the fuck, who cares, doesn't anybody have more SSBB gifs?
>> Anonymous
>>786475

The game won't even be allowed to cross the border into Germany.

"Killerspeil"
>> Anonymous
>>786447

Yeah, violence makes 12 years olds cry. Especially in America.

...isn't being so violent one of the reasons all the Eurofags hate us?
>> Anonymous
>>787100

I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
Like that is more violent than virtually anything they can see IN THE MOTHERFUCKING TELEVISION.
>> Anonymous
GAWD THIS GAME IS GONNA SUCK HARD ASIAN DICK
>> Anonymous
Almost everything in this game could be fatal. Burning people with fire? Stabbing them with swords? Hitting them with hammers?
Yet you think necksnapping actually would have a case?
Granted, I find neck snapping oddly placed in a Nitendo game, but thats not the issue.
>> Anonymous
Its going to be rated T, so this will not get it yanked off the shelves, like previous dipshits have stated. They have been interviewed on this subject about Snake making the game too mature for teens, plus the fact with Samus being in the skimpy zero suit. Reason why this game will not be yanked off of store shelves, is the fact snake doesn't use real guns with real bullets, they are all explosive based, which is under fantasy violence on the ESRB rating and content. As for Zero suit Samus, its under Suggestive themes. So stop your whining, stop your complaining, and stop your bitching, it won't be yanked off of American shelves. As for people who say the game will suck, thats your opinion and you are entitled to it.
>> Anonymous
>>787100
You know MGS4 is coming for 360 too right? Because PS3 doesn't sell enough units and Konami doesn't want to go out of business?

Fag.
>> Anonymous
>>787237

No it isnt you dumb bitch, stop making shit up you fat fuck
>> Anonymous
>>787237
keep dreaming
>> Anonymous
So just how the hell does Snake do this move to Kirby?
>> Anonymous
>>787265
he rapes kirby
>> Anonymous
>>787237

LOL DAMN YOU A DUMB SONOFABITCH.

GO OUTSIDE AND KILL YOURSELF, MAKE YOUR FAMILY PROUD
>> Anonymous
>>787268
and that picture of snake with samus gets one step closer to reality.
>> Anonymous
>>787100
yeah and thats about the only reason to get a PS3
>> Anonymous
ps3 rocks fag....it kicks any consoles arse...
>> Anonymous
>>787403
sir, you are very wrong, for the ps3 fails hard.
>> Anonymous
>>787403
Fucking fail. Before the PS3 can rock, it needs games that are interesting, a decent price, less fucking SKUs, and oh yeah, games being at the main focal point. The games should NOT be a fucking after thought.
>> Anonymous
i dunno, between warhawk, lbp and mgs4, i think the ps3 is worth the $500
>> Anonymous
>>787469
>>787470
NOT the same person
>> Anonymous
MSG4 will be on the xbox360, as will Devil May Cry 4 and Assassin's Creed. Sony lost a lot of exclusives because of how hard the PS3 fails. They're just now including the rumble feature into the controller and renaming it Dual Shock3. wtg Sony. you failing fucks
>> Anonymous
>>787485
you are truly retarded if you think mgs4 is going to the 360. hideo fucking said that they had not intention of working with the 360 any time soon
>> Anonymous
>>787485
fag.
>> Anonymous
>>787485
in order for mgs4 to be ported to the 360 the entire engine would need to be rebuilt, this is true of all ports. now, with a game so far into production, the porting would not be cost efficient to remake the engine. On top of that, a large percentage of 360s do not have a hard drive, and the 360's cpu+gpu is roughly 1/4th the power of a ps3's, this with the 3 and a half times less spacious HD-DVD drive, the port would look and sound like shit comparably.
>> Anonymous
>>787498
speaks the truth
>> Anonymous
all that on top of the fact that 360 gamers looks for the smallest flaws in an incredible piece of hardware. .2% failure to what something like 40%? are you serious? What a shit box. Crap "I bought such a failure I'm going to complain my jealous ass off about something as dumb as a FUCKING VIBRATING CONTROLLER". God damn it kids, go back to thinking girls have cooties. Enjoy your Failbox 360.
>> Anonymous
PS3 Doesn't have very many good games on it yet. Sad truth. Woo! Go madden. Yeah, bs.
>> Anonymous
Wow this is going to own MGS4.
>> Anonymous
>>787485
GB2 to /v/ now! gaiafag.
>> Anonymous
>>787241
it's actually being discussed as a possibility, so stop being a bitch