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Anonymous
ITT: Peter Parker is a fucking tool.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
i can't stop lauging at these gifs tbh
>> Anonymous
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>> Saving you money Spoiler prick
Harry dies, Eddie dies, Sandman leaves, and theres no more simbiot. Mary stays with peter at the end. Saved you about eight bucks right there fuckers
>> Anonymous
>>461889

In the spirit of saving you bitches money, here is the best part of the fucking movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDkWSQY2qhI
>> Anonymous
does anyone have the .gif pic of the pig getting his head cut off?? hurry plz it gets me hard!!!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>461892
I would have to say the best part is when harry lives after the explosion that people think he dies in but gets stabbed with his board. I mean what kind of sad character has a total of fifteen minutes in a movie then dies? Though that part is funny
>> Anonymous
>>461894
Jackass this isnt /r/
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Parker is abercombie
>> Anonymous
>>461889
No more Symbiote?

Is someone forgetting the sample Dr. Lizardman has?
>> Anonymous
Peter Parker is a fucking emo
>> Anonymous
Needs more Waitress/Pie gif.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
>>462028
bump
>> Anonymous
>>462042
>>462028
Hump.
>> Anonymous
BUMP
>> Anonymous
Doesn't matter if the Lizard still has the symbiote sample, Eddie Brock is smashed.
>> Anonymous
>>462121
Ever hear of Carnage?
>> Anonymous
Emo Parker is Emo
>> faggot Anonymous
you are a fag spider-man owns. you just are too gay to understand him. raptor jesus says you fail
>> Anonymous
Only bad thing about that movie..was the fact that they killed the THE badest villian in the world off. WITH A FUCKIN PUMPKIN BOMB! WTF!

Bull shit i tell you bull shit!
>> Anon E. Mouse
This movie is gayer than Cher riding a unicorn with HIV, over a rainbow.
>> Anonymous
>>462320
Carnage will fucking own.
>> Anonymous
>>461719
Exactly WHY does he fix his hair there? Doesn't make sense.
>> Anonymous
how come harry could take a pumpkin bomb to the face but venom got killed by one?
>> Anonymous
>>462396
there are different type of pumpkin bombs, incinerary, explosive, fire, etc. its ez to tells by what it does.
>> Anonymous
I guarantee you Venom isn't dead. No body=coming back in the sequel.

I hope he does, too. Venom got the fucking shaft in this one.
>> Anonymous
Glad I watched the movie before coming to 4chan or else you morons would feel it's your duty to spoil shit for me to not go see it.

Granted it has problems but a bad movie? Give me a break. It wasn't bad by a longshot. You people are getting way too fucking picky about what you enjoy.

What's really sad is there is a movie called Good night and good luck and they spliced in scenes of some senator dude(real footage) and supposedly the preview audiences thought the guy representing McCarthy was over-acting when it was actually McCarthy himself.

Point being, people are fucking morons. Stop being a bunch of cocksuckers and learn to go to movies and ENJOY them. Realize this isn't a comic book format and characters WILL die for the sake of story. It's a lot more realistic than coming back thousands of times from near death like in the comics.
>> Anonymous
>>462422
Obviously you've never read any of the comics or watched any of the Spidey cartoons to be able to say that. Those are the only people who are allowed to say that they liked it. Otherwise, you can't say it was good and that we're picky. That movie was so inaccurate and terrible that it caused people in the theatre that I was in to leave. I stayed on the premise that I hoped it would get better. It didn't. By the time the credits got around I was wanting my money back. I can't believe they're going to make another three movies.
>> Anonymous
>>462426
I've watched EVERY spiderman cartoon, it's all I used to do as a kid. I've also read a fair share of the comics and I realize the movie is inaccurate. Who cares? The first two weren't astoundly accurate either, though not as bad as this one in terms of inaccuracy.

If you want to let something like this ruin your enjoyment of a movie then good for you, you just lost out on 8 bucks. Me? I got my money's worth and since i'm not a picky fuck and/or need to feel cool by bashing movie after movie I generally come out of theaters always feeling my money has been well spent opposed to coming out of every theater angry like some soccer mom with sand in her vagina.

In the end, I enjoy 90% of the movies I see. While people like you probably only enjoy 10% because you've become so picky and elitist. Enjoy wasting ur monies and not understanding the purpose of movies.(purpose = to entertain, not directly translate comics or accurately represent history/firearms/military tactics/science/whatever else people bitch about)
>> Anonymous
Ghost Rider was a bad comic book movie
Spiderman 3 kicks ass!
>> Anonymous
Any comic book movie would look good compared to the following:
Ghost Rider
Dare Devil
and...
Hulk.
>> Anonymous
>>462446
Let me improve your list;
Ghost Rider
Elektra
Daredevil
(taking Hulk off because it at least had SOME parts worth enjoying)
Punisher(old one)
....Any old superhero movie really
>> Anonymous
OBVIOUSLY WE NEED A FUCKING DEADPOOL MOVIE
OBVIOUSLY WE NEED A FUCKING DEADPOOL MOVIE
OBVIOUSLY WE NEED A FUCKING DEADPOOL MOVIE
OBVIOUSLY WE NEED A FUCKING DEADPOOL MOVIE
OBVIOUSLY WE NEED A FUCKING DEADPOOL MOVIE
OBVIOUSLY WE NEED A FUCKING DEADPOOL MOVIE
OBVIOUSLY WE NEED A FUCKING DEADPOOL MOVIE
OBVIOUSLY WE NEED A FUCKING DEADPOOL MOVIE
>> Anonymous
o.o he can play a role for hitler
>> Anonymous
>>462454
ROFL thanks for the fix, but Hulk must stay.
I should not be able to fall asleep in a movie about a GIANT GREEN MONSTER!
But yeah, old Punisher did suck, but all the old ones did. Fantastic 4, Spiderman and Captain America. All the old 70's superhero flicks were shit because back then you actually had to have a decent movie together to get it greenlighted and budgeted. Now-a-days they'll green light any thing they think they can make a franchise out of, and not care about the results as much as marketing.
>> Anonymous
>>462435
No, I just think everyone needs to be picky and tell the world because otherwise we get crap in the theatres and everyone wastes that $8 (or $17.50 where I live so I have a right to be picky). I want my money's worth. If you had paid my $17.50 to get past the door, and then anything else like popcorn and a drink, to make it $23, can you still tell me that you would have gotten your money's worth?
I hate that this world is so easily entertained by movies that have the equivalence to paint drying, and yet everyone still giggles like a redneck.
I like bitching. It's part of my rights that I'm allowed to speak my opinion, just like you.