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Anonymous
>> Anonymous
holy shit! that's a cool monkey!
>> Anonymous
In the future, all monkeys will be ninjas.
>> Anonymous
in the future all monkeys will be humans

...oh shi- !!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
He really sucks at it -- I can do better.
>> Anonymous
>>205582
Congratulations. You have out-ninja'd a chimpanzee. Your life has so been validated.
>> Amadeus
>>205529

Monkey'sd make pretty bad-ass Ninjas, save for the fact that they're not good at throwing shuriken, and that they don't comprehend finess.
>> Anonymous
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ok last one
>> Anonymous
>>205582
Y Hello thar self obsessed Asian male!
>> Anonymous
>>205582

Difference between human and chimp: Chimp can rip human's arm off with his bare hands, while human gets jealous of chimp imitating humans.
>> Anonymous
>>205816

no they cant
>> Anonymous
googlepwnt
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_001b.html