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I have all the Natalie Portman gifs you'll ever need.... in my ass
Anonymous
Portman's a stupid cunt who's press agents constantly remind us how she shirks Hollywood for school as if she's too good for acting (easily one of the most charmed jobs on the planet). This is singularly pathetic because: 1. she hasn't used her education for squat 2. her lack of commitment has resulted in her not being able to act worth shit 3. she only gets shitty parts in lame movies with 90% Jewish casts and Jewish directors who are obviously nurturing her sad career. (nothing against Jews, but what a walking stereotype this chick is)
Also if any chick in real life acted this cutesy, I'd punt her square in the vag. That's not to mention her associations- Moby, Isaac Mizrahi, Hillary Clinton... Or the fact that shes a vegetarian and an animal rights advocate who claims that she doesnt ever wear fur or feathers
. WHO THE FUCK WEARS FUR AND FEATHERS?!!! She needs to grow her hair back, eat a burger, and stop being a typical campus spawned hippy douche-bag, then maybe Ill consider letting her suck my dick
maybe.
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