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Anonymous
Score!
>> Anonymous
hmm i think im gonna have to see this
>> Anonymous
YEAHHHHHHHHH!!1
>> Anonymous
from the movie "Crank" good stuff
>> Anonymous
>>1141296
No nudity whatsoever.
>> Anonymous
>>1141310
Lolno. Shows tit for a second.
>> Anonymous
shitty movie is shitty
>> Anonymous
>>1141317
>I did not understand this movie at all.
>> Anonymous
They're making a part 2. Same guy. Apparently he didn't die. No BS.
>> Anonymous
that movie was as much of a comedy as it was an action flick.
>> Anonymous
>>1141347
You got a problem with that, punk?
>> Anonymous
>>1141346
Apparently it's based off of the idea that he has an indestructible heart.
>> Anonymous
quite possibly one of the WORST Jason Stathan movies ever....and he's done a TON of crap.
>> Anonymous
>>1141751

That's not the point.. the fucking ending of that movie should of ended him regardless of how strong a heart he had.

He would have had to of been made of Nerf or something to survive.
>> Anonymous
>>1141766
He's made of pure, 100%, Jason Statham.
He survives anything.
Nerf is just a watered down version of his genetic structure.
Wolverine looks up to this man.
>> RandomGuyWithaMazda !brumGtB2qU
he is fucking Jason. Statham.

With a name like that, you could fucking do anything.
>> Anonymous
For the people that didn't understand and found the film shit:

It's GTA: The Movie.
>> Anonymous
ITT: We take a movie made SPECIFICALLY about random violence and sex far to seriously. It wasn't meant to be serious, and he does die at the end, you raging cockswagglers. Last I checked, moving eyes =/= perfectly fine. Fucker died slowly. Shut up.
>> Anonymous
Maybe he killed enough people to receive an extra life?
>> Anonymous
he obviously didn't die if he's going to be in Crank 2
>> Anonymous
lolclone
>> Anonymous
Dumbshit, obviously they are going to use a new actor

it is like fucking xXx, they swapped from the vin to a nigga
>> Anonymous
>>1141777

try lurking the internets! its called google and imdb. Chinese mobs took his heart and replaced it with a robotic one that needs jolts of electricity to work.....

WTF?! man, movies are getting shitty!
>> Anonymous
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1121931/

Look, Statham is in this to!

My theory is that it's in the past. Before he got injected.
>> Anon
It's a SEQUEL not a PREQUEL, yes Statham lives, to quote Anonymous, it takes place after he falls; he stands up, brushes himself off, and walks away

Fuck up faggots this is the best gif ever
>> Anonymous
shitty actor in a shitty movie
americans like it very much
>> Anonymous
That wasn't a nigga you ignorant fuck! it was Ice T
>> Anonymous
>>1141864
CUBE NOT T
FAGGOT
LRN2RAPPERS
>> Anonymous
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
>> Anonymous
http://rapidshare.com/files/2237015/CDB105.rar
>> Corrupt Shadow
I just have to say that this movie was one of the shittiest movies I have ever seen.
>> Anonymous
ICE DA BEST!
>> Anonymous
>>1141975

Here's a list of 100 shittier movies.

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
>> Xenu !!wRRVMCmeO9r
>>1141975
This movie was about as close as your ever going to get to a Grand Theft Auto Movie =p
>> Anonymous
Crank was great, all who oppose are fail.
>> Anonymous
amy smart getting railed on a mailbox is always fine with me
>> Anonymous
>>1142504
>>1142589
I agree.
>> Anonymous
this movie blows ass
>> Anonymous
this movie was shitty as balls and i didn't even see it, i worked at blockbuster and the only people who rented it was meatheads and niggers
>> Anonymous
>>1142687
I believe you are them Meathead Nigger.
>> Anonymous
Haha, I love the look on her face.