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Anonymous
Dear /b/,

I have had a dream that I would like to share with you all. I dreamed of a day when all of /b/ gathered together. The users of every image board be they furry, pedo , nazi, or one of the few proud remaining /z/tards. We gathered together and bought an abandoned cold war style bunker armed with enough weapons to take on a zombie horde. The members of 420 chan would come too. They would be our farmers growing food for us and giving us beautiful fields of weed. The furries would take care of the livestock keeping them happy in ways the FDA would not approve. For protection from anyone who tried to stop us we would have the /k/tards who could fight using any weapon they wanted. We would be on an island with many native animals for the members of /n/. We would put together the largest library of Anime and Comics along with the a section containing all the porn ever made with every single thing in the world rule 677567595ed. Eventually we would build gigantic mecha to protect our island. We would kidnap all of the greatest designers of video games and put them to work making video games for us, we would even have private servers of every single MMO out there. We would make the island have no anti piracy laws and torrents would be free to download with no fear of getting banned for posting that torrent you have of all of the simpsons episodes because piracy will be legal. There will be no CP as live lolis will be provided to all. We will have the best paper for papercraft and with all of the technology we would have scientists develop we would live our lives in peace and then when we died we would be reborn as giant mecha revived by our team of elite doctors.

There will be no anonymous or tripfags.
We will be one, We will be the nation of 4chan.

IMAGINE ALL THE /B/TARDS
>> Anonymous
this is not /b/
>> Anonymous
oh shi- dear /gif/
>> Anonymous
tl;dr
>> Anonymous
We prefer the term /k/ommandoes.

Anyway, sounds like a good plan of action to me.

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>> Anonymous
I hate to say this, but even thought the OP fails, it raises one good point. The b/tards gotta go somewhere. They're already spilling into my precious /gif, and we can't let this continue.
>> Anonymous
prepare to be made a copy pasta in /b/
>> AJ
You bunch of fucking retards! Do any of you sad motherfuckers get out at all? This site is your entire lives isn't it? You should all be shot for being so damn pathetic.
>> Megaton !dusFRzvZFE
I thought that they were called /z/idiots?
>> Anonymous
>>215599
correct.
You fail relating us with /b/tards. We are the /z/idiots.
>> Anonymous
You need professional help....
Maybe laser cat can help you...
>> Anonymous
Dear Topic Creator,

Please, for the love of god, go outside of your house and get a frickin life.

Love, Anonymous.

P.S. GET AIDS AND DIE
>> Anonymous
>>215639
Dear Guy Who's Responding,

This is old copy pasta from /b/.

Also, yeah, WTF? This isn't /b/, OP. Go back.