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Anonymous
ITT fleshlight gifs.
>> Anonymous
vagina simulator rofl
>> Anonymous
anyone got the anus one? I'd like to see what it looks like going in and what now.
>> Anonymous
what the fuck? get a real vagina you fucking nerds.

or hey wait, i've got a great idea... let's sit around and watch cocks all day. anyone got the anus one? i want to watch it and pretend it's a dude's ass.
>> Anonymous
I'm glad u admitted that to everyone, anonymous. HAHA
>> Anonymous
Penis-envy...
>> Anonymous
>>492507
someone needs sex....
>> Anonymous
Everyone needs sex, i think its a given. Whether they admit it or not is another matter.
>> Anonymous
fleshlight... for lonely guys who can't afford a hooker
>> Anonymous
>>492681
only if you are single. boohoo
>> Anonymous
>>492474
l2sagety
>> Anonymous
>>492684
why would you want to sleep with a hooker
>> Anonymous
>>492684
so it's ok for girls to have dildoes? teh double-standards
>> Anonymous
>>492707
your not a real man untill you have STDs.
gtfo of my 4chan you fetus.
>> Anonymous
Actually I think a fleshlight costs about as much as a hooker for about an hour. Its like 79 bucks for a fleshlight.
>> Anonymous
but fleshlight doesnt come with STDs and the chance of having all ur shit stolen after the hooker knocks you out with choloroform
>> Anonymous
>>492735
Sometimes you have to live life on the edge to get some poon. FTW don't carry anymore cash than what she is charging. If the hooker does steal your money find her the next night and give her surprize buttsecks.
>> Anonymous
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>>492735
CHLOROFORM DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
>> Anonymous
i want one
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>492507

I fuck constantly. In fact, I fuck a girl. But half of the time, it's easier to jerk off, and I've always preferred the pooper.

I was just curious to see how the anus one worked.
>> Anonymous
>>492826
Lulz it works the same way as a pussy, just a tighter hole.
>> Anonymous
lol shmorky?
>> Anonymous
>>492841

That's what I was thinking...
>> Anonymous
Put the anus fleshlight in a chick's vagina and fuck it. Hilarity ensues.
>> Anonymous
>>492841
it is

>>492722
the only problem with hookers is that you can't pay once and fuck them as many times as you want.

The only problem I have with mine is I can't keep lube around, that and I don't like to wait for it to warm up. Really though, for the first two months I had it I refused to beat off with my hand. It's quite amazing.
>> Anonymous
492855

This Comment wins
>> Anonymous
/r/ gif of girl eating cum out of flesh light
>> Anonymous
>>493031
Look no further than your mother's bedroom.
>> Anonymous
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Oddly enough, I actually had a (solo anyway, I've got several of women using them on dudes, but what's the point in that?) FL vid on my comp. Its crappy quality meant I didn't have to scale it down at all. Enjoy your giant film grains!
>> Anonymous
>>493119

Post the others anyway. I don't care if it's solo or not.
>> Anonymous
dood..?
you dont jack it to a vid of a dood jacking it.
thats not cool. -.-
>> Anonymous
>>493119
what teh fuck is wrong with his penis?
>> Anonymous
>>493147
It's kind of tiny. The weird thing was, the (self produced, I assume) video made note of it, too. Who'd draw attention to that purposely?
>> Anonymous
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>>493128
Alright, but I'm not sure how many more I'll bang out here. I don't have that many of them, not all that I do have will make good gifs, and it's late where I am.
>> Anonymous
>>492712

Masturbation is more complicated for women. Men have on and off, but women have up, down, left, right, west, east, north, west, zenith, nadir, and a plethora more.
>> Anonymous
>>492735

fictional uses of real materials

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictional_applications_of_real_materials
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Does it comes with the girl?
>> Anonymous
Source of vid?
>> Anonymous
/r/ how to make your own fleshlight
>> Anonymous
>>493234
I'm guessing your either single, or too young to have the wits to get a chick into bed. Luckly, I'm a perv and I know a few tricks. ha ha, yeah other ppl will say "oh lol that dude hasn't been laid either" but it's ok. Any little boy can act like a prick behind a keyboard...

...anyways...

Here's a little trick I used to use.
You will need:
1) Sandwitch bag
2) Some lotion (or other lubricant)
3) A bed, fully equipt with matress & boxspring

Put some lotion in the bag, place between boxspring & matress, get on your knees and insert penis. From there, I'm sure you can figure out how to use it O.o

If you've had unprotected sex before, you will know right away that this is not nearly the same. You will probably have an orgasm extremely quickly. This is because the pressure is not on the walls of your penis, but the top and bottom, making it a much more "pleasurable" sensation.

For all you other peeps reading, enjoy as well. Easy cleanup, no bitching, moaning, or condoms involved.
>> Palomitas Durangués
>>493234
http://tinyurl.com/k4udc
>> Anonymous
>>493248

oh lol that dude hasn't been laid either
>> Anonymous
>>493224
http://cumoncandi.ourfreevideos.com/moviegallery054mko/1.wmv
http://cumoncandi.ourfreevideos.com/moviegallery054mko/2.wmv
http://cumoncandi.ourfreevideos.com/moviegallery054mko/3.wmv
http://cumoncandi.ourfreevideos.com/moviegallery054mko/4.wmv
>> Anonymous
>>493248
>1) Sandwitch bag
>witch bag
>witch
>witch
>witch
>witch
>> Anonymous
I've only had sex with one girl (many times)

She refused to let me stick it in her pooper (I tried to catch her off guard before too...like.. were layin in the bed playin ps2 and then we went to 1player mode taking turns... and when it was her turn and she was real involved in the game I pulled down the back of her pants and tried to shove it up her anus, it didn't really work and she jumped up n yelled at me to stop.

then I got mad so while she was still annoyed I started fingerin around at her as a distraction (she was annoyed and didn't want to 'deal' with me) as I masturbated myself, then I came in my hand and said "uh-oh" like I came in her on accident and didn't quite pull out in time.)

after 3 weeks of hell and crying because she thought she was pregnant (to the point that she couldn't remember her last period and thought she was a week late) she finally dumped me. [she called me about 5 minutes after starting her period]

I was gettin tired of her, she was too needy but she really liked me so I just sorta TRIED to get her to stop liking me so I wouldn't feel as bad as if I dumped her.

Needless to say, I want me a fucking fleshlight.

ALTHOUGH, I am quite content with /gif/ and my hand.

but... she DID love doggy style and blowjobs.
>> Anonymous
>>493298
Hook me up with some of her personal information, dude.
>> Anonymous
>>493313

dude its Copypasta from /b/
>> Anonymous
>>493313
anonymous is anonymous for a reason.
>> Anonymous
>>493249
Interesting from a DIY sense, but buying condoms for it kills it. It costs more than a fleshlight in six months.
>> Anonymous
you my sir, sound like an inconsiderate dick. How about getting fucked in the ass first before shoving it up somewhere where someone doesn't want it to be.
>> Anonymous
>>493328
Hey, I'm just alerting you to the realities of the situation should you build your own masturbatory device.