I am from Texas and this is what we do.
You must be from north Texas all you white boys are fuckked up!
>>1279889lol
>>1279889You must be from south texes where all you spics keep flooding the damn place.
>>1280260>>1279889You must be from Texas, where hairy white men fart brown mist whilst wearing cowboy hats.
I'm not from Texas so I don't understand this thread.
only thing that comes from texas is steers and queers, and i dont see any steers around here
You defecate with an erection?
Gtfo.
A 800 pound Texan died and the undertaker could not find a coffin big enough to bury him. A visitor from Oklahoma saw this, said "I know all about Texans", and ordered an enema. They buried the Texan in a matchbox.