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Dear Anonymous,

There was a thread on 4chan somewhere several days back asking how to increase the amount you ejaculate when you cum. This man obviously knows the secret.

What we came up with was to eat a lot of celery, masturbate all the time, and then stop for several days to store it up.

Well I tried that. I ate a bunch of celery and held back for 8 days straight. I masturbated 3 times at the end. My loads went +50% +33% +25% and then they were pretty much normal again after that. It was not worth it at all.

This man here has clearly injected his scrotum, testicles, or both with some kind of liquid (probably saline). I did a few hours of research on saline injections. You see people asking if it increases the amount you ejaculate, but no where (even the first hand accounts) have I seen anyone confirm that it actually does. From what I can tell, it just temporarily inflates whatever part of body you inject it into, then deflates later.

For those of you that don't know, when I say inject, I mean that literally with a medical needle. Apparently 3-6cc is as far as you want to go with your testicles.

I also see people talk about how it can make you sterile. Then about 9 people after them saying that it is perfectly safe. Still... I don't know about you anonymous, but I am certainly not willing to test it out even if 9 out of 10 people say it is safe.

I don't give a fuck about a sack the size of a grapefruit. What I want to know is how this guy managed to produce a load so impressive you'd think you'd only see shit like this from anime characters?!
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>> Anonymous
DROPPIN' FUCKING LOADS!
>> Anonymous
is there any benefit to having a huge load? does it feel better or someting? just the satisfaction?
like you said i dont feel like not doing it for a week is worth the 10 seconds of shooting a huge load... unless your trying to get some chick super pregnant or someting?
>> Anonymous
It's either faked or hormones.

Filling your scrotum with saline is one thing. Injecting it into a testicle is an entirely different matter. The scrotum can supposedly hold quite a lot of water, and that's likely what this person has done, although he could probably hold more water.

Injecting into a testicle can be very dangerous. You could burst one (like you'd be able to stand the pain well enough to manage that) for example, or cause sterility.
>> Anonymous
hey this guy didnt inject anything. it some sort of disease. lurk moar. this is old news.
>> Anonymous
>>564750

When masturbating I see no point holding 8 days. Its not long time even if it feels relaxing. 8 days fap is more relaxing than erm..1 big i guess. besides its hurts when you keep fapping if you are coming and after it for short of time :(
>> Anonymous
its the viscosity and the amount of liquid exiting the penis that provides for the enjoyable sensation
>> Anonymous
>>564745
shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
It's fake. It's a prosthetic penis and scrotum. If you watch the video, you'll see the scrotum deflate as the fake semen comes out. The scrotum doesn't deflate when you have an orgasm, because semen isn't stored in the scrotum or the testicles, it's stored in the prostate and epididymis. Nobody can cum that much, not with injections or hormones or anything.
>> Anonymous
>I also see people talk about how it can make you sterile.

OMG YOU GUYZ. YER NOT A MANS ANYMOARS IF YOU CAN'T POTENTIALLY MAKE A ZILLION KIDS. D:
Who cares.. You're not going to fuck around with your junk like that if you thought you wanted kids later down the road anyway.
>> Anonymous
hes pissing skeet!! oh gawd!
>> Anonymous
it's obvious to me that his cock is real and that his balls are injected. as to the amount of semen, i'm stumped.

he could have been teasing himself for hours, staying aroused, but not getting off. cockrings could help with that. he'd build up ejaculate. but honestly, i don't see how he could do that to that extend without keening over in agony.

or he could have done a catheter, to store an semen-like substance in his bladder. but he's erect, so that's unlikely. but if he were one sick twisted bastard, he could have kept the catheter in, so that he could urinate even while hard. there's a split second in the video where you can see the opening, and it does seem a bit wide. so he urinates in spasms, to make it look like he's ejaculating, while still stroking himself.

well, that was pointless.
>> Anonymous
His ejaculate is very viscous.

UR WELCUM 4 INSITE.
>> Anonymous
>>564745

Even if that's pretty much it, I would like to see the video if you have it.
>> Ejacu1337
There is nothing beneficial to having large
amounts of seamen. Unless you're looking into
getting a girl pregnant. There are pills out
there that increase the development of sperm
but there isn't much point in marketing something
like that either.
>> Anonymous
>>565303
Its a old Kazaa video, I believe you could find it with the keywords "Sperm Fountain"
>> Anonymous
yeah thanks for the flashback to 1998 fucktard.. lurk moarZ