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Anonymous
>>316477 There was a time when a pogostick was the most powerful weapon, and most reliable mode of transportation, in the whole video game world. Commander Keen himself was blessed with an awesome pogostick; and how do you think they bunnyhop in FPS games, one of the few places where this awesome mechanic is still employed?
And then along came Jumpman. Devious as he was, his ability to leap great distances without the need for a pogostick lulled everyone else into the false sense of encouragement. Now everyone tries to jump without pogosticks in video games. In short, I blame Miyamoto for making pogostick gameplay obsolete and destroying the virtual pogostick market.
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