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Anonymous
Lost is an hour of the cheesiest effects in television modeled around a story that sounds like a bunch of "spooky" topics were drawn from a hat ten minutes before filming began. Ghosts and dinosaurs and the government and aliens and SHIT. It's like the X-files, except it tries too hard and takes itself so fucking seriously. But why? It's not original, or creative, it just throws in as much generic crap as fucking possible. It isn't even portrayed well, for fuck's sake. Flashbacks I can understand, but flash forwards and flash sideways? The fuck? And why always start with a cold open, then end with a dramatic reveal or cliffhanger? Every fucking episode follows the same formula - Cold open, bullshit pulled from ass, dramatic conclusion. How did this show last for more than half a damn season when it is such bullshit? It isn't even funny-bad, it's just boring-bad. Motherfucker.
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