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Yeah, I finally got my girl to squirt. It seemed like she had to force herself into it a little bit and for the entire month she's been shy about it, but it finally happened.

It's piss guys, maybe a little more watery and sweeter tasting, but it's definitely piss. One thing to mention is it didn't stain the bed like piss normally would. Don't be afraid to try it though, girls seem to love the "spider-man grip" on their g-spot. Tickle that shit shit like no tomorrow.
>> Anonymous
Whoever doesnt care about this story say "Aye"
>> Anonymous
THE GREAT DEBATE THE GREAT DEBATE THE GREAT DEBATE
THE GREAT DEBATE
THE GREAT DEBATE
THE GREAT DEBATE
THE GREAT DEBATE
THE GREAT DEBATE
THE GREAT DEBATE
THE GREAT DEBATE THE GREAT DEBATE THE GREAT DEBATE
>> Anonymous
I don't think you have a girlfriend, enjoy your piss.
>> Anonymous
Yeeeeah...i kind of think u drank piss but you were afraid to admit it so u made up this squirt story to amuse all of us in your embarrasing moment of FAILURE! Come ON! everyone knows the so called "spiderman grip" hits the G-Spot! Sorry but U FAIL!
>> Anonymous
The great debate was a quite while ago, but I finally got her to do it after a month (or more?) of mimicing the squirting 101 vid with cytheria. It really is possible and it really is mostly piss. Just confirming that for the naysayers and what not.
>> TheAdmiral
>>514561
I don't habeeb it
>> Anonymous
Agreed, it's fun to be pessimistic naysayers but it's not only urine. There's an actual process involved.
>> Anonymous
OP again. Couldn't get this pic to upload for some reason, but it also helps the general idea. This is what convinced me it's mostly piss afer I got my girl to squirt and (of course) gave it a taste. She got kinda nervous and tried to say it doesn't come out the "pee hole" when she came, but I think she was just embarrassed and wasn't expecting it to actually happen. (she watched the vid with me before she even knew what squirting was.)
>> Anonymous
Oh shit! AYE!
>> Anonymous
shes probably pissing just to get you to stop crushing her gspot and bladder.
>> Anonymous
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one more try.
>> Anonymous
>>514561
Let me try this again, in normal language.

Your argument will fall on deaf ears everytime, regardless of whether it's true or not. There will always be a least one person who will believe otherwise.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program...

THE GREAT DEBATE THE GREAT DEBATE THE GREAT DEBATE
>> Anonymous
Men are fucking pigs =_=
>> Anonymous
>>514576
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaaaah.
Waaaaaaaaaah.
Q_Q
>> Anonymous
yes. Like a looong time of foreplay..u gotta get her CRAZAY to no end! but it's not piss. Sorry pissdrinker.. u drank pee pee after annoying your gf for a month about squirting. She's like "I'll trick him so he can think im squirting" ITS A TRAP!
>> Anonymous
>>514572

True, true. It's plausible. I won't deny that could've been what happened.

You DO feel it bloating up in there and as much as anon may think I got fooled, I'm positive it happened after many tries. Your fingers get fukken tired though is the problem.

I got the same involuntary reactions as the vids I've seen. I'm gonna stick by my story that it's MOSTLY piss. Does taste different though and didn't stain the bed. Enjoy, but beware.
>> Anonymous
wow what a shit gif.
>> Anonymous
make it party hard!! NOOOOW!!!
>> Anonymous
Final solution to debate: We dont care about your "Girlfriend" "Squirting" on you and you obviously know what pee taste like since you are so sure its piss. Thus now u are a Pissdrinker!
>> Anonymous
op fails
she peed to make you think you didnt have an epic fail
>> Anonymous
>>514606

Oh, I am. We play around in the shower all the damn time and I love it. Hence my stating it's a bit different. Whatever though, just though I'd put that out there. Sorry about the shitty gif, have this:

http://rapidshare.com/files/31309925/Girl_masturbates_in_front_of_her_boyfriend-pissy_female_squirt.
mpg

Ton of people think it's simply impossible though. Neither squirt, nor piss. I placed my experience here since this is where the big debate took place. Don't care too much otherwise, I mix it up and live it up.
>> sage Anonymous
>>514549
you my friend, are a slobbering piss fiend
>> Anonymous
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>> Anonymous
protip: it not piss. I dont even know why this is an argument. maybe because nobody can seem to tell the difference between porn fakery which usually is piss, and the real deal.
>> Anonymous
It technically isnt piss at all.

Its water with urea and glucose, which would be the sweet taste. The urea gives it the piss taste. The reason it does not stain is that it does not contain waste.
>> Anonymous
>>514612

Holy hell I remember watching that vid way back when I was like 15 or something

Props.
>> Anonymous
>>514788
Real protip: Urea in aqueous solution is called urine, which is piss. Urea itself is a metabolic nitrogenous waste product, so if that contains urea, it's piss, or at least practically the same thing. Odds are it doesn't contain urea. gtfo.
>> Anonymous
>>514816
It comes out of the urethra. In that process it picks up urea and creatine, but it does not contain enough to just be called urine. It is similar, but something else altogether.

Might as well say anything with a pouch is a kangaroo. No, its just related to a Kangaroo.
>> Anonymous
>>514816
Don't put up an argument if you don't know all the posiblilites. Fucking type I diabeetus is caused by loss of beta cells in kidneys and causes sweet urine with the regular urea. Also it could just a deficiency of absorption of glucose in the proximal tubule.
Just cause urine is sweet doesn't mean it doesn't have urea.
>> Anonymous
Even sweat contains trace amounts of urea.
>> Anonymous
It's not piss, it's from a gland and not the bladder (although it could be urine in some cases, proper squirting isn't)
>> Anonymous
this is nasty if my girlfriend squirted i'd tell her to control that vag and keep it from leaking evrerywhere!!
>> Anonymous
>>514549
if she had to force herself into it it probably is piss you dumb ass
>> Anonymous
you made your girlfriend pee, then. not squirt.
it's called orgasmic incontinence.
you wanted her to squirt so badly, she just pissed to satisfy you.
>> Anonymous
yeah i got my girl to squirt once too.

I punched her in the bladder after we went drinking.

she squirted all over he panties.
>> Anonymous
>>514885
Actually, that's only true of axillary sweat, since it's an apocrine secretion, everywhere else on the body sweat is a merocrine secretion. For this reason, if you consistently wear the same white t-shirt to exercise in the armpits will become stained yellow due to the urea. If female ejaculate doesn't stain white sheets then it likely contains even less urea then axillary sweat. Probably just trace amounts from flushing the vagina. So drink up. :)
>> Jonezysan
There is no definitive proof as to what squirting really is, as it seems to differ. If you want an excellent video of a woman squirting go to Ideagasms and find the squirting orgasm video.
>> Anonymous
IT'S PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!


but I liked the anon who said there is creatine in it...fuck buying the powder I'll just drink girl piss.
>> Anonymous
>>515102
link

>>514549
should have recorded it up close so we could confirm if she was really squirting or not for you.
>> Anonymous
>>514576
[_] tits
[_] gtfo
>>514656
sage goes in email
>> Anonymous
>>514549
This would work, if 4chan had a girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
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Fucking bitches love Spiderman.
>> Anonymous
ack