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Anonymous
NO!!! What happened to /a/?!?! The /a/ that I once knew to be gar for the bone of myDID I MEAN BANE?

Anyways, anyone care to explain what's happening right now? Why are most of the boards down?
>> Anonymous
4chan dies
>> Anonymous
/b/ fucked up. Now all must suffer.
In other words, same ol' same ol'.
>> Anonymous
who the fuck goes to /a/?

Weeaboo faggot.
>> Anonymous
Oh, /b/.


What have you done now?
>> Anonymous
If /b/ dies, 4chan dies.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
/a/ and /b/ gone? good riddance.
>> Anonymous
4chan is nothing without /b/.

Say goodbye to 90% of your userbase if /b/ dies.
>> Anonymous
well some /b/tards decided to flood /b/ with their uber 8yrld script kitty skillz
>> Anonymous
>>304561

so the desufaggots and the high schoolers who fuck shit up every lunchtime are going to go ELSEWHERE?

DIDDUMS
>> Anonymous
RIP 4chan
???-August 23, 2006
>> Anonymous
You narrow-minded dickheads. What a pathetic dependency on /b/ you have...

4chan without half the current shitty boards such as /a/, /b/, /c/, /k/, /m/, /o/, /w/, /cm/ an /y/ would mean a fucking rennaisance
>> Anonymous
>>304561
90% you say? Well I say we wouldnt be missing much.

Let /b/ die, as far as I'm concerned, you can never kill enough retards; there will always be more.

(Note: This isnt discrimination against people with a mental retardation; /b/tards go above and beyond the call when it comes to mental retardation, so they claim all rights to the title, while normal retards progress into normal mental standing)
>> Anonymous
>>304581
No, we're definately keeping /y/. Homophobes should leave when /b/ goes. It's only polite to take out -all- the trash if you're going to take out any at all.
>> Anonymous
>>304551
us /b/tards are the life blood of 4chan

and some guys over reacted with the new rules and broke it or somethin
>> Anonymous
FUCK YOU

/b/ is amazing, sure there is a lot of shit, but sometimes you find really funny good stuff, so don't fucking rip on it. And for the record, why are only the porn boards working? hentai, alternitive, ecchi, yurri, it's all working.
>> Anonymous
HAY GUYS LET'S RAID OUR OWN FORUM LAWL.

THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. those rules aren't new! if actions weren't taken against CP and raids 4chan would probably end up being shut down. LOGICALLY, this must mean we should take it down ourselves? the fuck is wrong with you people?
>> Anonymous
>>304588
i a /b/tard
yeah the anti CP makes tons of sense
but raids were our thing
they didnt need b&hammer for it
habbo would do it themselves and it wouldnt affect 4chan

we remained anon and didnt mention 4chan during most of time

mods were over-reacting a bit there
>> Anonymous
>>304589
aw fuck i would get zoomed in /b/ for that typo in the first sentence
>> Anonymous
This could possibly mean a return to the old /b/ that I have heard about only in legends! Without all the raid threads, there would be more space for discussions that lead to hiliraity (spelled wrong most likely) and threads that start out awesome. So what were all of the new rules that had people so pissed off?
>> Anonymous
YOU CANNOT KILL ANONYMOUS.

YOU MERELY RELOCATE US.
>> Anonymous
wait, so the mods closed all the image boards, not just /b/? Why?

Well, all the image boards minus the porn
>> Anonymous
>>304596
without porn there would be riots thats why
>> Anonymous
>>304589
/B/ IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL FUCKING ARMY. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. LURK MOAR.
>> Anonymous
>>304596
I... I WAS ONLY HALFWAY DONE. HALFWAY DONE!!!!
>> Vinuash
Wait, what were the new rules put in place before /b/ died?
>> Anonymous
>>304596
the mods didn't close the boards. the self-proclaimed /r/aiders are now /r/aiding their OWN FORUM, spamming it until the servers shut down one-by-one.
>> Anonymous
THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO CHARGE MAH LAZER
>> Anonymous
>>304603
these rules aren't new! unless you think that people weren't always banned for posting CP or always banned for trying to organzing a raid against another website.
>> Anonymous
please, if that's how it was, there isn't a snowballs chance in hell that /b/ would go. half of it is porn. NO NOT CP. yes, there is the occaisional fucktard that does post HARD CORE loli and shota and shit, but for the love of all that is unholy, don't lump us into one group.

For we are Anonymous, and we are MIGHTY
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Mods brought forth Omega to /b/. Snacks couldn't stop the DeepGround mods in time, and Doug became one with Omega. The other boards got caught in the cleansing.
>> Anonymous
>>304592
This could possibly mean a return to the old /b/ that I have heard about only in legends! Without all the raid threads, there would be more space for discussions that lead to hiliraity (spelled wrong most likely) and threads that start out awesome. So what were all of the new rules that had people so pissed off?

lawl, the new rules are don't post CP or try to organize /r/aids on /b/. ie, nothing actually new, they were just reminding us because a lot of muddy dicks seemed to have forgotten about that recently.

there's an irc channel specifically for spamming tom green's show. there's a website and irc channel specifically for /r/aiding habbo. WE DON'T NEED IT ON /B/, GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
>> Anonymous
If it has to end, if /b/ must die to save the spirit of what it once was, then let those of us who loved her the most be the very executioners.

That honor will not be saved for our enemies, other sites, mods, or even moot. The death of /b/ should be carried out by those whom lived there. It is the right thing to do, and someday, somewhere, we will reunite en masse.

Meanwhile small dirges and songs will be sung to her by those who once shared the dream, in small private ceremonies. Here's to those who were there for the good times, and had it in us to do what needed to be done when she had to be put down.

AVE! AVE! AVE!
>> Anonymous
>>304610
Oh, so in other words, cut the bullshit we told you not to do before?
>> Anonymous
>>304614
>and by we, I mean not me, but the mods.
>> Anonymous
>>304587
A pile of shit with a dollar under it is still a pile of shit. Now who wants to sift through a pile of shit for a lousy dollar? Nothing in /b/ is really that great, not even at it's best. Not worth the effort.

>>304589
Raiders are fucking stupid. Take your internet wars to the sandbox and burry it.
>> Anonymous
>>304609
That game could have been so much better...
>> Anonymous
>>304620
Even though the good threads are few and far between, I will continue to /b/, hoping that it will someday resolve into the legends I have heard about it before. Remember, the dollar bill was there before the shit was even there.
>> Anonymous
>>304624
Hey, who shat all over my dollar bill?
>> Jhoh! !9J6Xe7Aqf.
So people really are going back to gaiaonline now right?

Or are they coming to /gif/ first? :(
>> Anonymous
So, being a public disturbance, making spite of a kid's death, and ruining a girls life that made a bad choice and did some porn is ok?

/b/ is in need of some serious re-direction before it causes the whole site to come down.
>> X
/b/'s new home is /gif/ now.

You always said /gif/ was just /b/ with moving pictures.

So it has been said, so it shall become.
>> evilroot !EIfZVyB/To
What's "happened" is that the very expensive Dell servers bought to run 4chan apparently have no disk redundency. This is why real production servers use some form of RAID, which apparently is beyond the technical skill of 4chan's staff . . . . right up there with properly configuring an Apache server and picking out decent hardware.
>> X
>>304735
Stfu tripfag you're not supposed to tell them
>> Anonymous
>>304725
NO NO NO
people that were anon, FROM /b/ stated that fucking fact, /gif was not always porn and stupid shit and meme's from that shit hole.
>> evilroot !EIfZVyB/To
Eh, /g/ is down too so I'm displaced as well.
>> Anonymous
/b/ IS 4CHAN, COME FORTH MY ANONYMOUS BRETHREN, OPEN YOUR EYES, SEE THE TRUTH. COME, CHANT WITH ME

/b/ IS 4CHAN

/b/ IS 4CHAN

/b/ IS 4CHAN

/b/ IS 4CHAN
>> Anonymous
>>304742
Opinion, not fact; get it straight.

>>304750
Shut up, you moron. You'll never score with raptor Jesus.
>> Anonymous
I AGREE TO THIS! /b/ IS 4CHAN! HOW CAN SOMEONE PREFER /y/ OVER /b/? /b/ MADE 4CHAN! STUPID WEABOO FAGS GO TO ANIMECON AND DRESS YOURSELF IN GAYISH COSPLAY COSTUMES! IF /b/ DIES, 4CHAN WILL EVENTUALLY DIE! THE INTERNET IS NOT FOR PORN, THE INTERNET IS FOR /b/!! GTFO GAY-YAOI FAGGOTS!
>> Anonymous
>>304753
You get it straight, seriously, i'm not a /b/tard, I think I notice when a flood of idiocy comes into places I usually go.
>> Anonymous
/b/ is dog-arse.
4chan is not dog-arse.
Therefore, /b/ is not 4chan.
>> Anonymous
i miss /v/
>> Anonymous
/b/ kind of wrecked themselves by posting so much.

i mean, it wasn't like some higher-up pulled a plug or something.

also, the new rules state we can't break the law, which was already a stupid idea to begin with.

i mean seriously, /b/ is BECOMING it's own jailbait.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>304763
You sir, are a dog ass, a person which uses the word dog arse. Fucking faggot. What a fucking disgrace.
>> Anonymous
>>304762
...

Someone has trouble following a conversation. /gif/ is /b/ with moving pictures =/= fact. Better?
>> Anonymous
>>304766
'Dog arse' isnt a word, it's two, fuckface. What a fucking motherfuckingfaggotfuckermotherbitchfucking disgrace. You should really be getting to ged, with school in the morning and all.
>> Anonymous
>>304768
bed
>> Anonymous
>>304766
Its seems like the people in the party van would have plenty of time to finish saying "Oh SHIT!"
>> Anonymous
>>304767
Again, I bet you are a regular /b/tard that thinks their opinion is over everyone else that has to deal with BULL SHIT,
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>> Anonymous
>>304768
I meant the word "arse" dumbfuck, any clearer now? gb2/YTMND faggot.
>> YOU ARE ALL FAGGOT RETARDS GO KILL YOURSELVES YOU ARE ALL FAGGOT RETARDS GO KILL YOURSELVES
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