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Anonymous
So I just saw Beowulf in IMAX 3-D today...and yes, you see Angelina Jolie completely naked. Tits, vagoo, butt, everything. I'm surprised someone hasn't made a gif of that scene of her rising out of the water and you get to see everything as she rises.

Good movie too >_>
>> Anonymous
According to Shannon Burke of the Shannon Burke show on Real Radio 104.1 in Orlando Florida (www.wtks.com or www.realradio.fm), the overuse of special effects makes this movie a "cartoon" because its characters are mostly CGI. It doesn't matter that she's nude. Hell, they could have these CGI/cartoon characters having sex and it wouldn't matter in the least, because they're cartoons. He will only see movies with "real actors" and "real situations". Movies like this are "just cartoons".
Yes, he is a moron.
>> Anonymous
>>865696

That person is solely a moron for overlooking nude Angelina Jolie, CGI or not
>> Anonymous
lurk more, there already is a few of these gifs
>> Anonymous
>>865710

gifs or it didn't happen.
>> Anonymous
>>865673
name
>> Anonymous
You fomos are the dumbass pricks that sit on your asses all day watching heti with your pinkey up ur ass.
GTFO FTW
>> Anonymous
>>865744

Heti? Is that like Yeti hentai?

ITT heti.
>> Anonymous
>>865744

U r liek teh MEAN !!!1!1!11!!!!1
>> Anonymous
lulz thanks for the correction
>> Anonymous
stfu and get your head out, its mean but true
>> Anonymous
>>865673
Beowulf is gay, and took everything from 300... you can take "I AM BEOWULF" and it fits perfect with "THIS IS SPARTA!" and even the teaser trailers were ridiculously similiar...
>> Anonymous
>>865772

And 300 was a very successful movie.
So why wouldn't you want your movie looking like that?

Dumb fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>865772


Seeing how you mention "from the trailers", you haven't seen the film, therefore you cannot make the judgement that the film is gay. Maybe in some alternate universe you saw it, but you're an idiot to think a poem written hundreds of years ago ripped off modern films.

Fucking ignorant fool
>> Anonymous
hey dumb fuck! why dont you go fuck cartoon version of Angelina Jolie because YOU BLOW SOME MAJOR DICK!
>> Anonymous
>>865696

Someone needs to take their head out of their ass. This isn't the 1950's
>> Anonymous
>>865772
I hope you mean the movie only.
>> Anonymous
>>865673


WHO IS THIS?
>> Anonymous
>>865830
about damn time someone asked.
>> Anonymous
>>865673

Bump for christ sakes
>> Anonymous
http://rapidshare.com/files/68673242/BestTits.WMV

source for the gif, I know, being as I made it.
>> Anonymous
>>865861


You are a saint, but what is her name?
>> Anonymous
Her Name is Jaimie Hammer
>> Anonymous
I saw Beowulf, but not in 3-D...

I wonder if the tits are worth seeing it in 3-D?
>> Anonymous
considering that it's probably been quite some time since you've seen tits in 3-d and probably will be as well, they are worth it.
>> Anonymous
techniqually since it is a CGI Angelina Jolie then she didnt really have a nude seen.. its a CGI character made to look like Angelina Jolie
>> Anonymous
>>865934
They used lasers to scan her body, it's as close as you can get without actual flesh.
>> Anonymous
>>865934

Yeah I saw the making of the film, they had her in one of those motion capture suits, a super tight one but they also scanned the body. So basically due to the tightness, the form of her tits on her breasts were also captured.

That and the vagoo. So yeah, it's as close as damnit to her nude.
>> Anonymous
beowolf sucked the big one
>> Anonymous
>>865963
I dont think so.

72% Beowulf Fresh at Rottentomatoes
>> Anonymous
>>865861

Nudes in this vid?
>> Anonymous
>>865985
Probably not. If I recall correctly, this is from some Girls Gone Wild thing, but all she ever does is show and jiggle her tits. Not bad though, as it was pretty much the best thing in the entire video.
>> Anonymous
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I am Ripper ... Tearer ... Slasher
I am the Teeth in the Darkness
The Talons in the Night
Mine is Strength, and Lust, and Power ...
I am Beowulf !!!
>> Anonymous
>>865710

where?
>> Anonymous
My highschool is going to go see Beowulf on tuesday of next week. Will angies CGI puss and butt and tits fuck up the kids?
>> Anonymous
>>865998
I'd say so. In a good way, of course!
>> Anonymous
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I am RIPPER ... TEARER ... SLASHER
I am the TEETH in the DARKNESS
The TALONS in the NIGHT
Mine is STRENGTH, and LUST, and POWER ...
I am BEOWULF !!!
>> Anonymous
>>866012
HE MUST HAVE HUGE GUTS!
>> Mr. B !jTwseny72A
Jolie wasn't actually naked. She was covered in a gold film like water or something. You see ass but no nipples or anything.
>> Anonymous
>>866012

THIS IS SPARTAAAAA
>> Anonymous
My god
if you're this obsessed with seeing Angelina Jolie naked
then go watch the movie Gia
>> Anonymous
>>865772
Beowulf was awesome. And you're a fucking idiot for not knowing that Beowulf was written more than 1000 years ago. Took everything from 300... Jesus...
>> Anonymous
>>866049

He meant the style of the movie. And of course, I AM BEOWULF!!!
>> Anonymous
>>866057
You're right, because 300 did have a Norseman take one dragons and such.
>> Anonymous
I actually know one of the concept artists for Beowulf. True story. Guy's name is Brian Matyas, we went to high school together.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Drama Faggots
>> Anonymous
>>866025

You obviously didn't look hard enough. The gold paint took the form of her nipples. You obviously didn't see it in IMAX :P
>> Mr. B !jTwseny72A
>>866080
It was covering her nipples. You could see the outline of them, but it didn't show them.
>> Anonymous
Fuck the movie, read the book! It's short, so you won't hurt yourselves with too much thinking.
>> Anonymous
>>866132
and you can read it in the original Old English if you're truly hardcore.
>> Anonymous
all of you relax!
the movie is awsome and no one could ever say anything to change that!
>> Anonymous
>>866144
it had VERY little to do with the book.
The goddamned dragon was not supposed to be his fucking son.
Christ.
>> Anonymous
>>866172
True. It also does not make the movie non-awesome.
>> Anonymous
does it stay true to the book and that one bitch have eyeball titties?
>> Anonymous
>>866178
WHat the fuck translation did you read where Grendel's mother had eyeball titties?
>> Anonymous
damn you mean she doesnt
i must have been trippin while readin that book in the 7th grade
aw good memories those firm breast
>> Anonymous
thats all fine and well, but where is my gif of angelina naked?!
>> Anonymous
>>865673
Moar tits?
>> Anonymous
>>866227

This
>> Anonymous
>>866265
heh bump for the gif
>> Anonymous
>>866227
so sad it is that anon has not supplied :(
>> Anonymous
>>865673
SAuce plox
>> Anonymous
>>866428

read the thread, cunt
>> Anonymous
>>866172
it was neil gaymans beowulf, not the old english one, thats where the differences come in
>> Anonymous
>>865974
Oh shit the fuck up. I'm sure that site lists plenty of movies fresh which you consider shit. Get the fuck out of here.