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Anonymous
I want fleshlight gif.
>> Anonymous
i bought one. i use it frequently. best $45 i ever spent.
>> Anonymous
$45 ? frow where !?
>> Anonymous
Mine was only $30
>> Anonymous
I bought mine used... 12.99!
>> Anonymous
>>374218
.....>_>
>> Anonymous
>>374218
ENJOY YOUR AIDS
>> Anonymous
$45? $30? I'd like to know where.
>> anon
For $56 total including the shipping, you can buy it from their website.

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php
>> Anonymous
Aids doesnt exist, its a very big lie, probably the most perverted lie from all other lies.
If you think I am nut, search for "Aids lie" there are even many books and scientist who know this...
Again, if you think I am talking bullshit, research first, its easy to say that its insane what I am write, but look at the informations you get about that first, you maybe understand than.
>> Anonymous
Lifelike Texture
>> Anonymous
thats as easy as me saying, go search aids and read about the many books, scientists and people who say it does exist.
>> Anonymous
>>374250
No one is that stupid to be serious. The guy is joking, people.
>> Anonymous
>>374335
What's this I hear about Nazis burning Jews? Sounds like a load of bullshit to me.
>> Afrononymous
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>> Anonymous
I'm really thinking about getting one, I don't have the time or money for a woman. I figure, two dates and I could have just gotten a cheap substitute that won't bitch about being sore. The only problem is explaining whats in the box to my parents since I'd be at work.
>> Anonymous
>>374400
The box is quite discreet. If your parents aren't in the habit of looking at your mail, they won't have a clue what's inside. (And if they can figure it out from the shipping info from the outside, I would hazard a guess that they've ordered there before.) I ordered one and it was shipped to my house where it passed through my (underage b&) entire family before finding me. They thought it was more of my "boring old computer parts."
>> Anonymous
>>374405speaking
For the record, I wouldn't recommend the Original design. It feels a bit loose and isn't that great unless you're truly enormous. Try the super wave or the wonder swan or whatever the fuck those kids are calling it these days.
>> Anonymous
I had one, it was pretty cool. At the time I didnt have a real one to compare it to but when I did get real pussy, I honestly couldnt remeber how the flesh light felt to compare it. Belive it or not an old roomate of mine stole mine, i dont know why he would...
>> Anonymous
>>374408
>>374405again
I'm a fat ugly virgin.
However, everything I have heard regarding the fleshlight vs. real pussy points to real pussy being far, far superior to the fleshlight, but the fleshlight being far, far superior to a hand.
>> Anonymous
>>374390

That looks fucking gorgeous
>> Anonymous
>>374144
how about real pussy? idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>374421
Fleshlight is cheaper and doesn't have a woman attached to it.
>> Anonymous
>>374424

There's a Loli Fleshlight Knockoff in Japan. JAPAN IS SUPERIOR
>> Anonymous
fleshlight > pussy, except for the whole emotional aspect
>> Anonymous
>>374436
You mean the part where she bitches at you for not being affectionate enough, then gets upset because you're smothering her?
(In befoar serial killer copypasta.)
>> Anonymous
>>374424
True dat!
>> Anonymous
i heard someone accidentally sliced his dick open using one of those
>> Anonymous
>>374456
Pics or shens.
>> Anonymous
>>374456

Basically the rule is don't miss, because the plastic sheath that the insert goes into has some kinda sharp-ish edges.

I never heard of anyone "slicing their dick open" but I've heard of people scraping/scratching their dicks against it.... Which would sorta ruin the mood.
>> timmy
my brother died that way,.....
>> ZRO
>>374468
Sounds like your brother failed at getting himself off...
>> Anonymous
>>374489

Knocked himself off getting himself off?
>> Anonymous
>>374144
more pics please.
>> Anonymous
>>There's a Loli Fleshlight Knockoff in Japan. JAPAN IS SUPERIOR

link?
>> Anonymous
bump!
>> Anonymous
>>There's a Loli Fleshlight Knockoff in Japan. JAPAN IS SUPERIOR

link?

seconding for link
>> Anonymous
How exactly do you make a loli fleshlight? What, is it tighter?
>> Anonymous
>>374600

That would be senseless, because fleshlight has ultra tight itself if you want.
>> Anonymous
Do you have to take it out for dinner and a movie?
>> Anonymous
>>374600

I'm guessing they make it smaller in all proportions: tighter, shorter,... We would know if someone would just give us a link to it!
>> Anonymous
>>374612
maybe anonymous was just babbeling shit. But in Japan there is everything possible.
>> Anonymous
Back when not4chan was around someone posted a link and an image of a loli vagina insert from Japan.

Some people actually ordered it but had problems getting it into the country. I'm sure you can figure out why.
>> Anonymous
>>374600
It comes with a picture of Dakota Fanning.
>> Anonymous
>>maybe anonymous was just babbeling shit.

nah! I remember seeing someting like that long time ago. Now if someone would just give us a link to it...
>> Anonymous
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Gentlemen, behold! A Loligina!
>> Anonymous
They are alright but I end up jacking off with my hand mostly. My gf got me one a couple years back and I use it from time to time but for me it's not as enjoyable as lube and my hand.

I've got the original insert and the anal insert maybe I need to get the wave or whatever it is everyone recommends.

YMMV
>> Anonymous
>>374651
Fucking win. Now we just need to bait all the pedos in and throw a net over them.
>> Anonymous
>>374651
I could be wrong, but that looks more like a "masturbator" rather than a fleshlight.

You're supposed to slide a masturbator on your cock and jack away like normal (as opposed to a fleshlight which you can sort of fuck), but they aren't worth it IMO. I've bought one before. Couldn't ever really fit my dick inside it, even with lube.
>> Anonymous
>>374674
There's not much difference, you're just moving different parts of the body for the same effect.
>> Anonymous
>>374674

You're shoving your dick into plastic/silicon either way... I don't think semantics matters much at this point.
>> Anonymous
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>>374674
>>374684

Actually, the "masturbators" and the fleslight work exactly the same. You just jack away like normal with BOTH. The only difference is that the fleshlight comes in a flash light like casing. But, like you can see in this ugly, bd quality, disgusting gif here, you use it the same way. In the other gif posted before, the guy is just showing off. You CAN use it like that, but frankly, who would?

>>374659

Look around you. You're surrounded.
>> Anonymous
>>374659

Join us... don't be afraid...

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
>> Anonymous
>>374698
>>374699
Silence, Pedos!
>> Thatonymosus
>>374335
the prime minister of south africa believes AIDS is an FBI plot to kill black people
feel free to check that out