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Anonymous
>> Anonymous
It's a FACE HUGGER!!!! AHHHHHH!!
>> Anonymous
Instructions on using Truth Machine:

1. Fit mask over victim's head.
2. Connect nozzle to rubber tube.
3. Insert other end of tube in pants.
4. Consume gassy foods, preferably baked beans or egg salad.
5. Laugh.
>> Anonymous
>>230916
How do you get them to hold still that long? And when do "???" & "profit!" come into the equation?
>> Anonymous
Amended Instructions on using Truth Machine:

1. Hit victim over head with blunt object, e.g. baseball bat or glass of orange juice.
2. Fit mask over victim's head.
3. Connect nozzle to rubber tube.
4. Profit!
5. Profit!
6. Profit!
7. Insert other end of tube in pants.
8. Consume gassy foods, preferably baked beans or egg salad.
9. Laugh.
10. ???