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>> Anonymous
hey there big guy ;-*
>> Anonymous
Wow, I never knew asses could do that. I am impressed by the flexibility and robustness of the human rectum.

If someone had posted a hot babe doing this, maybe I would have kept my breakfast as well.
>> Seiteki
that's called the beginning of a prolapsed anus. he won't be able to shit. it's a good way to kill yourself. very dangerous.

oh yeah, and completely NOT sexy. hello nightmares
>> Anonymous
I bet he could almost fit an Xbox controller up there...
>> Anonymous
i bet that he can fit a whole XBOX inside
>> Anonymous
it gets worse as it goes on!!

And who's taking the photos >_O
>> Anonymous
>>319286
Probably his wife.
>> Anonymous
you sonamabitches act like you never seen goatse before
>> Anonymous
You guys are weird.
>> Anonymous
aids
>> Anonymous
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD. JUST GET THE FUCK BACK TO NEWGROUNDS/GAIA.
>> Anonymous
>>319291

Previous to this thread, I had only ever seen the standard hand-either-side-stretching-open pic.. never saw a video of the rest.
>> Garfgarog
Awesome way to fail.
>> Anonymous
Umm... Are you guys new to the internet or what?

This is goatc.sx. The guy talked all about how he did it because he enjoyed it, and his wife took the pictures, and they're happily married, etc. His anus is fine too. I think I recall hearing he has no problems.
>> Anonymous
this is fucking sick...he must have one loose asshole!
>> Anonymous
OMG WUTS THAT CUMING OUT OF HIS ASS! NEAVA SEEN ANYTING LIEK IT!

please. stop using the internets. next someones gonna post an AYB gif and its gonna be the next internet fad.
>> Anonymous
>>319459

Nah, not new.. it's just that after seeing the pic, I had no particular urge to see more or learn about his family. Thus, my knowledge of goatse.cx remained blissfully incomplete.
>> Anonymous
>>319459

You mean someone out there procured an interview with Goatse man?
>> Anonymous
>>319539

With all the weird shit and hype how could it not happen?
>> Anonymous
Man 3 years ago regular people I met knew about goatse, so you've got to figure for them to know it had to be hella old news on the interweb.
>> sage Anonymous
>> Anonymous
FUCK! that blineded me so bad i coudnt find the right field damnit! this is /b material. figures really, the sad fucks on /b would have to be blind to post this stuff. See longwinded and pointless list ....

1. they cant read, hence calls for them to "fuck off" never work.

2. see op.

3. see 1.

I wont even bother telling them they're in /gif they'll stumble out of /gif and back into /b on their own.
>> Anonymous
....why is murder illigal...I want to torture him for a few days then kill him. I HATE YOU! Death to fags!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
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>> -.-
omg cant u stop posting such horrible gifs
>> Anonymous
>>319590
ONLY WHEN YOU LEARN TO SPELL PROPLERLY
>> Anonymous
>>319566
>>319567

Lady doth protest too much, closet fags.
>> Anonymous
Tis an internet classic ye hath posted.
>> Anonymous
WE HATES IT! OH YOU NASTY HOBBITISES! WE HATES IT!
>> Anonymous
do a barrel roll!