File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
>> Anonymous
Every male in history wishes they had this talent.
Anyone who says otherwise is lying.
>> GIF Factory !b3DqRapWuE
>>1145299
Then call me a liar, but I have no desire to suck dick, not even my own.
>> Anonymous
Am, WRONG. There is no way im sucking a dick, no mater if its mines...
>> Anonymous
id totally blow myself if i could
>> Anonymous
>>1145301
>>1145304
>>1145313
All same fag! LOL.
>> Anonymous
I managed to do that once, but it's like that bash.org quote says, unless you're a fag, the pleasure of having a mouth around your dick is instantly nullified by having a dick in your mouth.
>> Anonymous
lol fake gif is fake
>> Anonymous
I've only done it once, just to see if it was possible.
>> Anonymous
i wish i could.
>> Anonymous
>>1145346
Didn't Ron Jeremy say something like that?

When he found out he could suck his dick, he told someone and they said "You might be getting your dick sucked, but you're also sucking a dick."
>> Anonymous
Come on people.

If it was physically impossible for most people to jerk off, the select few people with arms long enough to touch their dicks would be facing the same kind of shit.

"Yeah it's nice to have a hand around your dick, but there's a dick in your hand."

If self-suck was something every guy could do, it'd be just as commonplace as jerking off. Fact.
>> Anonymous
>>1145402
STOP RUINING OUR ENVY
>> Anonymous
>>1145402
I see no problem w/ self sucking, but if I did.

Damn, that shit made perfect sense
>> Sum d00d !4UjY1di7KI
     File :-(, x)
>>1145399
not quite
>> Anonymous
>>1145808

So not only has he fucked the skankiest and most unclean of porn whores, he sucks his own dick? OK. Now hs "class" level is pretty much gone.
>> Anonymous
>>1145402
Expect for the part where masturbating with your hand doesn't end with you spooging in your own mouth. Then there's the back pain...
>> Sum d00d !4UjY1di7KI
>>1145810
He can only lick the tip, I am sure he could have gone further if he wasn't so fat
>> Anonymouse
the hairy guy is actuly a famouse porn star. I cant remember his name bu his dick was like 11 inches long! literally! it's crazy. and besides, i can self suck.my family is all made of short *but not midget* people. and we all have giant dicks. *except the woman*
>> Anonymous
>>1145940
I saw a movie at a stag party a LOOOOONG time ago (like 25 yrs) when he was younger and skinnier. He could suck it at that time.
>> Anonymous
>>1145299
I used to be able to do it, but my back is too stiff now and it's too much effort. Back pain goes away after a few minutes, but I've had stretch marks across my back for about a year since I last did it, I'm not sure if it's permenent or not.

All in all, it was worth it.
>> Anonymous
...has no one mentioned that this fag is clearly sucking someone else's dick?
>> Anonymous
>>1145925
You dont *have* to ejaculate in your mouth. You would do it if you could, trust me. And in my experience the back pain is only momentary.
>> Anonymous
>>1145346
Your wrong, anyone who believes they wouldn't do it if they could is lying to themselves. It's no more or less gay than having a dick in your hand.
>> Anonymous
I am capable of autofellatio. I can achieve it by means of doing some crazy-ass Yoga contortions wherein I lay on my back with my legs over my head. It helps to "thrust" toward my face.

I have ejaculated in my mouth twice, swallowed twice. Usually I'm content to just cum on my face and be done with it.

The notion of taking anybody else's dick in my mouth disgusts me. So, yeah. Fucked up. Feels wonderful, though!
>> Anonymous
wat about your ribs... how is that physically possible.. a human has too many ribs to do that
>> Anonymous
>>1146004

wat
>> Anonymous
>>1146006

Not impossible. You just have to have enough flexibility, proper weight or a helluva lot of determination. Generally speaking, once you know you can do it and have done it a few times, it's not as hot as it sounded at first.
>> Anonymous
i believe very few people can achieve this because humans have too many ribs which prevents your upper body from bending forward too much.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>1146012
You also need a decent sized cock. Don't count that out.
>> Anonymous
>>1145946
>and we all have giant dicks.

O_o
How do you know???
>> Anonymous
>>1146020

Aah, yeah, hah. I am myself just slightly above 6'' long. Best I've ever gotten was the whole head into my mouth. Still, felt pretty fucking nice.
>> Anonymous
hmm, i can reach past my head a little bit, but can never orgasm :/

tips plx
>> Anonymous
*grabs dick*
>> Anonymous
>>1146032
As stated earlier, utilize a position that's comfy and let gravity do most of the work. Don't overexert yourself the first couple times. You'll develop flexibility the more you do this. Also, use manual stimulation in unison with oral stimulation. Get into it mentally as well. If the notion of cumming on your face arouses you, then think about that while doing it.
>> Anonymous
Psh.
It's not that hard to do.
>> Anonymous
>>1146042

It's too bad the male libido plummets so crazy-fast after orgasm. I'm fucking disgusted right after I ejaculate, with all the cum in my mouth and on my face.
>> Anonymous
>>1146052

Yeah, seriously, I notice that, too. Right after I cum in my mouth I'm thinking, "What the fuck were you thinking?" Usually spit it out. Cumming on my face is less so. I keep doing it because the orgasm it gives is so fucking intense.
>> Anonymous
Sounds like a great way to injure your back
>> Anonymous
>>1145294
two guys D:
>> Anonymous
>>1146083
You'll be fine if your careful.
>> Anonymous
I can do this. I can get just below the head, but I don't get any stimulation out of it so I don't bother.
>> Anonymous
its possible although only when i was 13-14
>> Anonymous
i can get the whole head in my mouth on a good day, and the pain usually overrides the tiny bit of pleasure but i do this quite often while masturbating.. I feel like if you get caught doing this you might as well put a gun in your mouth along with your own dick. Also, when i cum into my mouth i usually hate myself after. most of the time even while it is still cumming i wonder why my life is so terrible. But ive never felt good after masturbating so its whatever. I hope everyone enjoyed my tl;dr examination of my experiences with self-sucking and cumming into my own mouth.
>> Anonymous
It tastes bitter as fuck, I can't swollow it.
>> Anonymous
>>1146061
i've found that I can ejaculate without having a full orgasm. i.e. if you can ride the edge instead of going over, you can avoid the loss of libido. That might solve your problem of 'buyers regret'
>> Anonymous
>>1146342

this has started happening to me latly, and I dont really like it. It feels like only half the system is working, ie its only lubrication thats coming out. Feels wierd so I usualy make sure I put myself over the edge when I'm going to go. I generaly have no problem with picking up the pace 8-10 minutes later if I want multiples.
>> Anonymous
question is it gay or just wierd to suck your own dick ?
>> Anonymous
>>1146424
Would you consider it gay giving yourself a handjob every single night?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
is 6 1/2 inches big meduim or small for dick sizes cuz i always have the fear that i will get laughed at if i show a girl.
>> Anonymous
anything + yourself isn't gay, seriously, what the fuck. Plus weird by who's standards?

Now looking at someone of your own gender pleasuring themselves alone AND you getting sexual enjoyment from it is homo-erotic. Everyone is a little bit homo-erotic, even if only to the extent of measuring oneself against others.
>> Anonymous
I think the average size was something 5-5.9" fully erect... so that would mean above average...
>> Anonymous
let us not forget that Marylin Manson himself broke his own ribs on stage, just so he could blow himself.
>> Anonymous
>>1146488

lol no he didnt sounds pretty hardcore tho