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Anonymous
It's hamma time!
>> Anonymous
._.
>> Anonymous
NO DAD, NO!
>> Anonymous
Time to beat my beat.
>> Anonymous
You're doing it wrong. Too little pressure. When the head pops off you've done it correctly.
>> Anonymous
Actually, that's the only proven way to permanently make your penis both thicker and longer. See, the hammering breaks down muscle fibers in the shaft. When they grow back, your dick gets bigger. That's how those porn guys get such huge cocks.
>> Anonymous
>>558185

i know you're not serious but it pains me to hear something so stupid

1) the penis has no muscle fibers

2) you can't grow muscle by damaging it in this way. otherwise people could just hammer their muscles instead of working out.
>> Anonymous
Actually, he's right. I've added 1/4" diameter and about 2" length to my dick by "giving it a workout" pretty much using the method above. It really works!
>> Anonymous
Yep hug dicks arent born their made baby.
>> Anonymous
I lost two hundred pounds with my dick hammer.
>> ??????????Anonymous????????????suomynonA????
Shit, guys, I just tried that and it really hurts. This better work...>>558185
>> Anonymous
I GAINED two pounds (of cock) with my dick hammer. It's like a fukk'n arm now.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
/r/ "are you a bad enough dude" added to this gif
>> Anonymous
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Wouldn't have took so long but my video editor was being a bitch.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
>>558293

nice, thanks
>> Anonymous
I'm gonna try it. Wich me luck!
>> Anonymous
why the fuck would you take a hammer to your own dick? why would you chop your own dick off or insert batteries into your own dick?
>> Anonymous
wow tell me all the secrets of makein my penis bigger !!!!!!1!!
>> Anonymous
>>558379
/r/ing gifs of all those
>> Anonymous
Secret- All of those are cut to make it look like it's hitting, he's starting with the hammer down, the pulling it up & reversing
>> Anonymous
guess he's a bad enough dude after all O_O
>> Anonymous
guess you aint been on bme..
>> Anonymous
I heard that's the only permanent penis enlargement technique that actually works. It's like a porn secret or something.
>> Anonymous
>>558379
4chan told me to.
>> Rocketman
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>> Anonymous
When is it supposed to start getting bigger? Fuck this hurts like a motherfuck.

And is it supposed to start turning black?
>> Anonymous
Does it work on balls? My balls are kind of small.
>> Anonymous
>>558650
No, the trick with Testicle Enlargement is to completely sever both testicles, and then put them back on with a sewing needle and thread. The swelling of both the severing and reattachment will enlarge the testicle by at least 4x. More info can be found here.

http://en.wikipedia.com/Testicle_Enlargement#Severing
>> Anonymous
It doesn't work on balls, but it does work on stupid motherfuckers heads.
>> Anonymous
You can make your dick bigger by hitting it with a hammer? Thanks, /b/!
>> Anonymous
dude that sucks for u guys yall need to make it bigger lol oh and theres things for natural male enhancement that dont involve smashing ur cock
>> Anonymous
>>558628

lol