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Anonymous
oh shit
>> Anonymous
dude, his shoe flew off in a fit of joy...
>> Anonymous
>>920521
>>920534

Samefag fails for quoting Dane Cook.
I fail for know it's Dane Cook.
>> Anonymous
ITS JUST ALL FAIL IN HERE
>> Anonymous
>>920534
ITS TOO BAD HIS PANTS DIDNT FLY OFF
>> Anonymous
do a barrel roll
>> Anonymous
>>920580
Op here, why wouldn't i just type that when i posted it then, newfag?
>> Anonymous
My roflcopter goes FFTFFTFFTFFTFFTFFTFFTFFTFFT
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>920740
...I so hope that is not real, I almost fainted at the thought that that was a real person
>> Anonymous
>>920743
apparently it's from some NASCAR cutting room floor dvd.
>> Anonymous
after watching it 5 times my stomache started to turn.
>> Anonymous
>>920743
It's real. The driver that hit him got killed too because he was hit in the head with the fire extinguisher or something like that.
>> Anonymous
>>920750
you are weak
>> Anonymous
>>920748

NASCAR? Those are F1 cars.
>> Anonymous
>>920760
you get the idea....
>> Anonymous
>>920743
>>920750
>>920755
Thanks a lot, now I'm scared to open it.
>> Anonymous
>>920740

It's Tom Pryce hitting Race Marshall Jansen Van Vuuren at almost 200MPH at the 1977 Grand Prix.

Van Vuuren's body was ripped to shredds and virtually disintegrated by the impact, whil Tom Pryce was killed when Van Vuuren's fire extinguisher flew into his face and crushed his skull.
>> Anonymous
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ITT Barrel Rolls
>> Anonymous
always look both ways before crossing the street
>> Anonymous
>>920740
You can see how his fucking spinal cord was the only thing keeping the two parts of his body together before it snapped.
>> Anonymous
>>920750

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1vqGtJW2v1E&feature=related

Skip to 4:47
>> Anonymous
>>920786

No shit, half the flesh was just fucking torn right off him and splattered across the track.
>> Anonymous
>>920774
Marshall Jansen Van Vuuren
holy shit, someone with that cool a name died???
>> Anonymous
>>920797

Everyone dies, and he died a spectacularly cool death.
>> Anonymous
>>920800
Probably pretty painless too.
>> Anonymous
>>920797
Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster, reporting.
>> Anonymous
>>920521
Law of nature that only the strong survive at its best, you can see the obvious cross walk over the high way above them.
>> Anonymous
OH MY GOD< as soon as i played this gif the car honks in Chelonis Jones' "Deer In The Headlights" sounded
>> Anonymous
>>920521
lol that happens to me in skate so much
>> Anonymous
Ok first of I don't think it was 'painless' at all, this is real life not a film. If your body gets torn in half and your brain is intact then you will live as much as 1min after the accident making it an extremely painful death, but really that was SO his own fault.
>> Anonymous
>>920920
Actually, you're wrong. That kind of trauma will put your body in shock and you won't feel a thing.. likely, he was probably knocked out on impact anyway.
>> anon
listen to "Doc Anon" here... Watch it again fag...he doesn't tear in half, just spins
>> Anonymous
>>920935
maybe not completely in half, but damn near to pieces.
>> Anonymous
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ctkqd6hYMy8&

Oldie but goldie
>> Anonymous
I loled
>> Anonymous
He doesn't tear in half?? you call me a fag and you say something as stupid as that...right, whatever man.
>> Anonymous
>>920935
Doc Anon sure is retarded.
>> Anonymous
Physics likely dictate that when he was hit, the force of the spinning alone caused damage to his brain, so it is highly doubtful that he was aware of anything whatsoever when he was hit. Lights on, lights off.
>> Anonymous
>>920774

Tom Pryce was killed when Van Vuuren's fire extinguisher flew into his face and crushed his skull.

Nah it smashed his helmet pulling it up and off his head, the strap of the helmet tore into his neck very nearly decapitating him.

The fire Extinguisher was found in the car park next to the track...

Ouch.
>> Anonymous
That guy SO tore in half. That's fucking insane.
>> Anonymous
The only thing that would have made it better is if someone was standing in his flight path and got wrapped up in his entrails.

But seriously, if you ever wondered what gibbing would look like in real life, this is a prime example.