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Anonymous
Pooing is fun
>> Anonymous
Ya, when you're a week old. How can you not be bored with it by now?
>> Anonymous
legs are deformed?
>> Anonymous
it's called balls, apparently some men haz deez?
>> Anonymous
so we've discovered this:

this mans asshole is far too high for his legs
this mans legs are far too deformed
this man has testicular cancer, because if what i see are actually balls

then fuck.
>> Anonymous
How can you not enjoy a long, relaxing poop? You get a little privacy, read a magazine, reflect on your day, and you feel 100x better after relieving all that pressure. Man, I love taking a dump.
>> Anonymous
some men r newfags
>> Anonymous
my balls are built into my legs too...

and as large as oranges
>> Anonymous
>>1329238
i know exactly what you mean nobody fucking annoys you when youre on the shitter. nobody dares come near you iin fact i like it that way
>> Anonymous
>>1328903
Not when you are constipated.
>> hmmm, bum feels funny. Anonymous
I'm a very thorough wiper, but the act of shitting leaves me feeling like a filthy grub, and I have to take a shower right after.
>> Xing Xang
Just save it through out the whole day and relieve all at once at the end of the day. BEST DAMN FEELING IN THE WORLD!