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Anonymous
Moar of these plz
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>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
what the faggotry?
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>> Anonymous
MOAR!!!!!
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>> Anonymous
so ronery ;.;
>> Anonymous
Haha, wtf...
>> Anonymous
I can't believe there are so much guy that do that stupid ridiculous thing... OOOOOOH Baby baby it's a wild world !
>> Anonymous
/r/ing the one of OP except from behind
>> I !Po2zJxjySE
Bump. Oh wow.
>> I !Po2zJxjySE
>>1284122
After looking at this for a while, that shit looks fake. It's a lot thicker and has way more content than anyone normal. Unless that guy has nads the size of grapefruit...
>> Anonymous
LOL i want to see one creaming on a figurine of jesus
>> Anonymous
http://www.anonib.com/_sofboard/
>> Anonymous
>>1284473
Are you that familiar with semen as to make those statements?
>> Max
wtf is this shit
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>>1284473

Anonymous 06/29/08(Sun)03:36 No.1250168

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Buy some l-arginine, soya lecithin granules, and some zinc with added selenium. You can buy these from online shops like healthydirect. I've taken each of these in isolation and together so I know what each of them do individually.

The problem with l-arginine is it gives you stomach cramps. A bottle of l-arginine pills will usually say to take six of them a day to reach the RDA. I can't handle six a day so I take one or two pills, pull them apart so the arginine powder comes out and mix it in a pot of yogurt and do that twice daily. After a week of doing this alone fapping will feel incredible (your dick will feel tinkley) and your cumshots will be slightly larger.

Taking the zinc (don't go over the RDA) alone will make you secrete much more prostatic fluid (the clear greyish part of your cum) and make your cum thicker and again slightly more voloumous.

Taking the lecithin alone will increase the amount you cum A LOT, this makes your seminal vesicles feel full. You'll also be spurting wads of clear precum just while fapping, which feels like a mini-orgasm itself. I add a heaping teaspoon of lecithin granules with the arginine in the yogurt.

Eating celery doesn't increase the amount but makes your cum pearly white.

All this for a week in combination with keeping hydrated will easily get you to the holy grail of 10ml of spunk. The average amount an adult male cums is between 2ml to 5ml.

You need to do kegel exercises too, not to increase your cum but to have enough muscle power to shoot it all out, rather than cumming a lot and having it dribble out over the course of a couple of minutes. Taking the lecithin and keeping hydrated is necessary to make your cum more watery, the more watery it is the more you'll shoot at once and the more it'll go everywhere, which makes your cumshot look larger rather than cumming in thick globs.
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>>1284682

Now...I posted this copy-and-paste 2 other times on this board within the past 4 weeks. However...during those other times I did not attach an addendum in the form of a potential warning in regards to the "soya lecithin" part.

A part of me can only hope those same people who viewed my other 2 posts are able to catch this particular post.

http://www.mindbodyhealth.com/avoidsoy.htm
>> Anonymous
Weird and, yet, stangely arousing
>> Anonymous
>>1284718
Ha! I've been doing that very same copypasta for the past 2 weeks. All the ingredients are on top of my fridge. Though I don't do the L-Argnine twice a day, which is probably why my results are not as good as yours.

I am reading about the soy you linked to right now.
>> Anonymous
>>1284138
Come on, dude. Are u for real? A figurine of a nun?
>> Anonymous
I WILL TAKE SUPPLEMENTS TO INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF SEMEN I EJACULATE ONTO FIGURINES ANIMU BECAUSE I AM LONELY
>> Anonymous
wtf u guys need help....
>> Ted !SeStaLLYNs
>>1284682

My experience:

L-arginine didn't do much. Neither did maca, which was recommended in its place.

The soy lecithin granules don't feel like they do much, and I went up to as much as three spoonfuls (roughly the max you can have safely) without any noticeable difference.

Can't eat zinc pills due to weak stomach, but fortunately eating a salad every night gives just as much zinc. It improves the situation somewhat.

And I drink between 1 and 2 gallons of liquid a day, mostly water and Gatorade. I'm fairly fit, and in good shape, and can do enough Kegels for dry orgasms. Still can't get anything near this amount, though.
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>>1284855

You wouldn't happen to smoke by any chance would you? Because that's supposed to decrease sperm and semen volume. Wearing boxer shorts...staying outta hot tubs...not taking very hot showers...and not placing a laptop on your lap are all supposed to help as well.
>> Ted !SeStaLLYNs
>>1284879

Out of all those, the only one I do is take warm showers, and they aren't that warm.

Maybe I'm just not cut out for this kinda stuff. :3
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>>1284886

Forgot to ask if you drink any type of alcoholic beverages. Because that could also be another factor in lowering one's volume.

Well...there are these "semen pills" out there. I haven't tried any myself as of yet...so I have no idea how effective they are.

http://www.biggerloads.com/

But other than the pills route...the only other ideas I can think of based on past research are eating plenty of the following... -- raw tomatoes and raw eggs...pumpkin seeds...and oysters.
>> Anonymous
lol I've always wanted to spooge on one but they're so fucking expensive
>> º w o
Note to self, never never buy used figurines....lol
>> Anonymous
MOAR VIDEOS LOL
>> Anonymous
>>1284905

Alcohol effects many aspects of sexual health on both sexes pretty quickly, especially if you're medium or regular heavy drinker (I went from being able to ejaculate I'd say quite healthily, to a mere dribble over the course of about 18 months, only thing that's different is I've been a borderline alco). With alcohol your sexual health is usually the fist indicication you're doing it too much. It does lower your semen qaulity and qauntity, as well as inhibiting your prostates function a bit. Also remember guys, you cum the most when your around 16-20 years old. It only goes down hill after that. We peak pretty early on.
>> Anonymous
2nd gif posted is like, way too mcuh semen, WTF? if Lecithin really does that to you, im defiantely buying some pills tomorrow at the store, GG monster cumshots
>> Anonymous
>>1284478

Ha, when I was 16-17 I worked at a cathedral. There was a back room that I used to sneak off to for masturbatory fun. My favorite cum bucket was the face of a 3 ft tall statue of Mary. By the time I was done with her she was so stained that they couldn't put her on display anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>1285103
Hahaha.