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original pirate tit content
>> Anonymous
800000 parsecs in mspaint
>> Anonymous
A Parsec is a measure of distance...not time.
>> Anonymous
>>328794
Unless he meant a lightparsec.
>> Anonymous
>>328805
No. A parsec is still a measure of distance.
>> Anonymous
>>328807


If you want to get super technical there isnt much difference.
>> Anonymous
Sauce or gtfo
>> Anonymous
sauce = Pirates
>> Anonymous
sauce immediately
>> Anonymous
>>328887

He just gave you the fucking sorce, moron.
>> Anonymous
>>328887
The sauce is Pirates you tard, the movie is called Pirates....I beleive if you wanna be anal its called Joone's Pirates. Joone is the director. Anyhow the movie sucked ass, it couldent make up its mind weather it was porn or a pirates of the carribean ripoff, so it did shitty at both.
>> Anonymous
/r torrent!

and everyone knows a parsec is a measure of distance, because lucas said so. It must be true!
>> Anonymous
But can you make the kessel run in 12 parsecs?
>> Anonymous
Btw that scene there is like the ONLY action scene, its the last 10 min of the film. The back of the dvd proclamis edge of your seat action with incan magic and skelitons and the like. my ass its the last 10 min that has the worst action ive ever seen.
>> Anonymous
sex scenes plz
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>>328794
>>328807
>>328979
If a Parsec is a measure of distance, how do you make a kessel run in 12 parsecs? Given that hyperspace is continuous in Star Wars, there's no jumping or folding, wouldn't it be 12 parsecs for anyone making the run if it was distance? Is the Kessel run some obsticle course that's finely timed and a parsec is the distance between 2 points on the course, the faster your ship is means the less points you have to reach since they'd become shortcuts?
>> Anonymous
>>328758
what's the name of the chick there? anymore gifs like her running for shore when her tits pop out?
>> Lucon Talestar !0LLNYTOJE.
>>329018
According to George Lucas, that was actually a joke about how in Star Trek they use parsec as a unit to measure time.
>> Anonymous
>>329018

you can do the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

i can do the grocery store run in less than 12 miles
>> Anonymous
>>329018
to get to kessel you need to navigate past the maw, a cluster of black holes. the way its meant to make sense is faster the ship, closer you can get to the event horizons. so yeh kinda like an obsticale course
>> Anonymous
I figured, since Kessel is an asteroid, and asteroids generally move about, you got a fixed starting position, and then you had the moving asteroid ... the faster you can fly your ship, the less distance you'll end up flying.
>> Anonymous
>>328781
>>328794
>>328805
>>328807
>>328864
>>328979
>>328984
>>329018
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>>329124
faggots, losers, and faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>329149
Looks like you're the only loser here.

And it wouldnt be an insult to call you a faggot, so why bother?
>> Anonymous
>>329149
yup, and my post succeeded in bringing them out

i win!
>> Fayt
1 Parsec = 3.08568025 × 10^16 meters

Or, about 3.26 light years

Or, about 19,173,511,600,000 miles

It stands for "PARallax of one arc SECond"

Between Google and Wikipedia, how do these discussions even get started?

Although this is one of the more amusing hijacks on 4chan today.
>> Anonymous
>>329183
"i know you are but what am i"

eat a dick you fucking faggot
>> Anonymous
>>328758

If c is fixed as 1, meters (or parsecs) can be used as the unit of time.

2,99792458*10^8 m/s = 1
1s = 2,99792458*10^8 m
>> Anonymous
She's fast enough for you, old man.
>> Anonymous
The movie is Pirates, the official website of which is www.piratesxxx.com
The 'actress' in the clip is Jesse Jane.
Honestly, it's not a bad movie for a porn, assuming you like plot and don't mind bad acting (though it's good compared to most porn)
>> Anonymous
You're the greatest pirate hunter in the world!
>> LoS !J3lLodTqVM
>>329233
its a terrible movie. never again do i want to see boobs that fake, or see one lesbian spit into another lesbians asshole. The sex scenes are bland at best and gross at worst.
>> Anonymous
Thr great logick of fucking your brains out in a building THATS ON FIRE
>> Anonymous
>>329233

The most amusing thing about it is that they spent a bunch of money on fake-looking CGI skeletons and shit... but apparently didn't think to have the FX guys airbrush out the condoms that the actors wear during sex.
>> Anonymous
>>329251
Yeah.. its porn. Grow a dick and get over it.