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Thartonmyous
RARGHH IM COMING
>> Anonymous
is...is that a DUDE? or an animal?
>> Anonymous
why...w...why are the balls...what are they doing all the way up there?!
>> Anonymous
source?
>> Anonymous
FAWWWK ME I NEED MORE SAUCE THEN WHAT WAS SERVED!!!
>> Anonymous
But I poop from there...
>> Anonymous
>>374729
not right mow you don't.
>> Anonymous
this man has no balls
>> Thartonyblart
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it is a dude, cameron something.. or something.

SHUT UP
>> Anonymous
>>374744

His penis jumps DOWN when he flexes it? How is that possible? Also, his balls are on top. That is very wrong.
>> Thartonyblart
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SO WRONG AND YET SO RIGHT
>> Anonymous
source of op vid plz
>> Anonymous
Brandi Lyons - Army of ass 3

someone find a reliable torrent and i'll give them several internets
>> Anonymous
>>374750

It looks to me like he's standing with his back to her, and his cock bending backwards.
>> Anonymous
>>374725
The balls are inert.
>> Anonymous
>>375129
His cock has a joint?! IT FLEXES!! Broke dick is broke.
>> Anonymous
Most likely penis enlargement surgery. From about.com:

"Through surgery, the penis can be visually enlarged, usually by just over an inch. The surgeon will cut the ligaments that hold the penis in its usual position and this allows the penis to descend. Weights, or stretching devices, are then used for a few months to effect a permanent increase in size. The procedure may result in scar tissue, the erection will point down, and the base of the penis will be hairy."

This would explain why it looks like his penis is attached to his ass and is pointing down.

Epic failure.
>> Anonymous
>>374710
It looks like shes getting fucked by an anteater.
>> Anonymous
>>375179
You know, taking pills probably be alot better.

And probably even cheaper, too.
>> Anonymous
>>375299
The fact that none of those bullshit products work aside, of course?
>> Anonymous
>>375311
Unsatisfied customer?
>> Anonymous
lol no pill contain any substance which will target your penis for growth. You might as well be taking them to make your toes or nose grow.

And yes, it does look like she's being fucked by an anteater... Holy shit, RULE 34 GUYS!
>> Anonymous
Fuck pills or surgery, just jelq it.
>> Anonymous
lol fuck all that, just get some actual experience and learn how to make your partner turned on and ready to come before you even get to intercourse. Worring about your cock is really focusing on the wrong thing if you're main concern is about not satisfying your girl. Communicate, experiement, ect.

...and THEN spend your life savings on surgical enchancement.

Priorities, folks.
>> Anonymous
1.5Gig of creampies... http://www.meganova.org/details/140757.html
>> Rickies
"lol fuck all that, just get some actual experience and learn how to make your partner turned on and ready to come before you even get to intercourse"

Win.
Also you can train yourself to do that twitch a little. You use the kegal muscles and practice contracting them. (The same muscles you use to stop peeing) They can feel the pressure inside and for me at least, flexing that muscle helps relieve that "cum tension".
>> Rickies
And then once your penis is strong enough, you can get cybernetic implants to increase its dexterity and then you can take to the slums of Manhattan and fight evil and dick slap some bitches.
>> Anonymous
>>375446
Don't forget cock pushups
>> On the topic of semen and penises Faust
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It seems that you need some assistance!
I consider it my duty to help you on the road to grand ejaculation.

1. DRINK WATER. Two tall glasses of clear, cold tap water. At least TWO hours before any action.
2. This is a differential one. (A) If you are fapping, fap for an hour, rest a minute and drink another glass of water. Then fap for another hour. (B) Although unlikely, you might find yourself in a sexual situation with another human being. The key here is FOREPLAY. Get her excited, and let yourself get excited, but take it slowly and smoothly for maximum pressure when the time comes.
3. Dietary stuff. Celery is VERY good, but that much celery all at once can mess up your stomach. Drink a glass of milk before binging, but start slowly with your new diet. Easy does it. Pineapple is also pretty neat.
The key to volume is not only fluids, but also minerals. Zinc is the solution! Zinc is pretty prominent in things mentioned above (probably. I am not a dietist, I am a pedoatrician.) and guess what is chock-full of Zinc? Spinach.
If you feel that this is not enough, take about 40 mg zinc a day, in pill form. Upper limit is 50, but consider the fact that you're shoving yourself full of celery and spinach as well.

4. Physical exercise.
Although you might hate it, being fit is good for the WHOLE body. Start doing Kegels. Consult the wikipedia entry for more information.

Remember to do this in MODERATION, or you'll end up like poor Zappa here.
>> The Judge
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>>375451
Perfect freudian slip, or purposeful mistake to get attention?
>> Faust
Even easier than that. If you haven't noticed, I it right next to O on your average keyboard.
>> Anonymous
>>375465
In other words, you really enjoy your job?
>> Faust
I actually lol'd. Always a pleasure.
>> Anonymous
>>375451
More tips:

1) Fap with something soft. Fold up a fleece blanket and fap slooowwllyyy. You want the fleece to slide against the skin of the pen0r instead of pulling the skin of the pen0r up and down. Stop once you're about to explode. Wait a minute. Start again.

2. Lazy? Get some type of vibrator, turn it on, and throw it in your pants/tie it to mr. penus. Play Videogames, watch TV, bake a cake. You will explode later on when you fap. I guarantee it. Make sure the vibrator isn't too strong through or else you'll experience hands-free cuming.
>> Anonymous
dr.e´s dick? o.ô oh no the guy can not fuck a girl his mastubirate on figus and are gay...
>> Anonymous
WHAT
>> Anonymous
back on topic, wheres the fucking torrent for the OP? LINK PLOIZ!
>> Anonymous
>>375179
Shit with the money spent towards this surgery you could have flown to some Asian country and gotten a few prostitutes.
>> Anonymous
it's coming out