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Anonymous
I'M ALIVE!!!
>> Anonymous
lol! sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>1313966
GTFO
>> Anonymous
Sauce is Cranked
>> Anonymous
>>1313979

sorry, meant Crank
>> Anonymous
i hate jason statham....worst actor of the decade...
>> Anonymous
>>1313984

Someone never saw The Bank Job
>> Anonymous
can't wait for Crank 2
>> Anonymous
jason statham is full of win
>> Anonymous
>>1313991
or snatch
>> Anonymous
shitty retarded vin diesel movie is shitty

OH WAIT!
>> Anonymous
>>1314006
Or Lock Stock and.... Someone is trolling.
>> Anonymous
>>1313984
Who took the gem outta your doughnut.
>> Anonymous
>>1314017

...gem?
>> Anonymous
>>1314084
LOL @ poorfag who can't afford crystalline doughnuts. Ha....
>> Anonymous
>>1314084
Doughnut gems are the parts that used to be in the hole of the doughnut. Oddly enough, doughnut used to refer to this.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>1314017
You did Tommy. You took the fucking jam out of his doughnut.
>> Anonymous
wow, that actress is hot. looks like she'd be a good lay.
>> Anonymous
What's her name? Why do I feel like I've seen her on scrubs. I know I saw her somewhere before.
>> Anonymous
She is Amy Smart. She was on a couple episodes of Scrubs.
>> Anonymous
fuck scrubs . she got her titties out in that movie Road Trip
>> Anonymous
>>1314017
its the jam

>>1314088
way to make shit up asshole
>> Anonymous
I really cant wait to see how the hell they pull Crank 2 off. I mean he fell like 1 mile to the ground from a helicopter and hit the ground.
>> Anonymous
>>1314213


probably saying how he hallucinated it all because of the drugs.
>> Anonymous
>>1314213

But did you notice he blinked and then his eyes moved just before it cut to black?
>> Anonymous
>>1314213

The plot synopsis for Crank 2 makes reference to Chelios' heart being indestructible, so I'm assuming that has something to do with it.
>> Anonymous
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>>1314213
>>1314217
>>1314218
>>1314268

I just have to ignore logic on crank 2 considering crank is one of the best action movies that was less than an hour...

...by logic I mean falling from a plane UUUSSSSUUUAAALLLYY ends up in less of a dead person, more of red bits of one person being flung across a city block...
pic related
>> Anonymous
>>1314291
Usually. But he fell out of a helecopter, and the car gave when he hit it.
>> Anonymous
>>1314213
Made no sense, due to a 15-ish second drop lasting to the best of my memory...about a minute?

Fucking awesome ending IMO.
>> Anonymous
>>1314291

It was more than an hour.

Less than 90 minutes.
>> Anonymous
anyone got the gif of the dude in the red shirt that cheers through this whole scene?
>>1313962
>> Anonymous
>>1314194
shit so it is, thx.
I always thought it was gem.

What's happening with those sausages, Charlie?
>> Anonymous
good movie but has anyone herd the suspected plot from the next crank = Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. sounds kinda silly
>> Anonymous
>>1314421

this doesn' surprise me one bit..
>> Anonymous
>>1314421

and the plot of the first one didn't sound silly?
>> Anonymous
>>1314421
>Chelios chases down some chinese mobsters who inject him with super-secret poison that makes his heart slow down unless he keeps his adrenaline up.
>> Anonymous
im so glad i downladed this months ago. now i have a reason to watch it again.. ok maybe i dont have a reason but who cares.
>> Anonymous
>>1314088

DONUTS ARE NOT MADE THAT WAY
>> Cider Dong Chongington !!CyS9h3AdbFF
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>>1314506
Yes they are...
>> Anonymous
>>1313962
that is all sorts of awesome, random and win
>> Anonymous
>>1314635
Timbits are superior.
>> Anonymous
what is the chicks name?
>> Anonymous
>>1314686
Amy Smart
>> Anonymous
Your alive?

Was it a triumph?
>> Anonymous
>>1313962
wait, explain why this man is having sex with this woman while millions of onlookers cheer. I am confused.
>> Anonymous
>>1314665

seconded
>> Anonymous
>>1315034
Statham get's poisoned or some such shit so that he can't survive without a constant rush of adrenaline, which leads him to do crazy adrenaline junky shit while trying to get the cure.
>> Anonymous
>>1315028
win
>>1313984
someone never saw crank
>> BlackFlag65 !4PT5Ty7816
>>1313962
I'd help Chelios stay alive.
>> Anonymous
wow, i think i'm forced to watch crank now, you sob
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Wow, shes a whore
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>1314506
I bet these never get used for anything then.
>> Anonymous
>>1315196

I've seen this reposted so damn much since I first posted it.
>> Anonymous
>>1315196
fucking lol.
>> anonymous
amy smart = fucking hot
>> Anonymous
>>1315242
then what's the sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>1315661
my penis
>> Anonymous
>>1315034

That looks like millions of people to you?

Wow, learn math.
>> Anonymous
a movie called crank or something like that... google it
>> Anonymous
moar amy smart
>> Anonymous
prolly the most gorgeous woman on earth
>> Anonymous
any sauce??
>> Anonymous
>>1316062
go home you illiterate
>> Anonymous
>>1313984

You sir.
Are WRONG.