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ITT: cocks cumming
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>>408055
moar
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MOARR!!
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My fave.
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That's all I've got.
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MOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRR
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>>408249
omg I got reposted.. that's so awesome
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>>408347
Here's other gifs I've collected that haven't been posted yet
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Aaand I'm spent
>> Anonymous
this thread makes me strangely hungry
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>>408396
hmm nasty?
>> Anonymous
>>408350
why can I just cum like this?

I want to shoot it miles away like a fucking hydro pump!
>> Anonymous
408401

haha you lack manliness
>> Anonymous
>>408356
Holy SHIT that's hot.

Problem though- I've tried to save it, but it keeps freezing halfway through. I've had this happen with other GIFs as well. Is there a way to fix that?
>> Anonymous
There was a guy back in the late 90's who put out a bunch of stuff like this, going by the name of 'Squirting'. He had a yahoo group after his own site cost him too much. Some of these look close.
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>>408458
Are you using Windows' built in image viewer to look at them? Because it tends to choke on gifs. Even ones not cock related. Maybe right click on the file and open it in whatever web browser you typically use and see if it plays the whole thing. For your health.
>> Anonymous
Is it true most men don't 'squirt' when they ejaculate?

I didn't watch these, so I have no sample data, but I am asking.
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It seems that you need some assistance!
I consider it my duty to help you on the road to grand ejaculation.

1. DRINK WATER. Two tall glasses of clear, cold tap water. At least TWO hours before any action.

2. This is a differential one. (A) If you are fapping, fap for an hour, rest a minute and drink another glass of water. Then fap for another hour. (B) Although unlikely, you might find yourself in a sexual situation with another human being. The key here is FOREPLAY. Get her excited, and let yourself get excited, but take it slowly and smoothly for maximum pressure when the time comes.

3. Dietary stuff. Celery is VERY good, but that much celery all at once can mess up your stomach. Drink a glass of milk before binging, but start slowly with your new diet. Easy does it. Pineapple is also pretty neat.
The key to volume is not only fluids, but also minerals. Zinc is the solution! Zinc is pretty prominent in things mentioned above (probably. I am not a dietist, I am a pedoatrician.) and guess what is chock-full of Zinc? Spinach.
If you feel that this is not enough, take about 40 mg zinc a day, in pill form. Upper limit is 50, but consider the fact that you're shoving yourself full of celery and spinach as well.

4. Physical exercise.
Although you might hate it, being fit is good for the WHOLE body. Start doing Kegels. Consult the wikipedia entry for more information.

Remember to do all this in MODERATION.
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>>408490
Most of the time I probably don't squirt. A lot of the time it's just into tissues so who knows if I am or not? I find going too quick usually doesn't get results, but neither does fapping for hours and hours on end. I've had days where I'm going crazy on my dick and all I get is a little dribble, I've had days where I figure I'll let myself go and I hit my damned face.

That said..
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>>408351
are just fucking crazy. You've got to be horny as hell to pull that off.

Oh, and I missed one last pic last night (It's another one that will die in windows viewer.. just drag it to firefox, etc)
>> Anonymous
>>408490

I always squirt! Probably about a meter or so usually. I've been masturbating regularly since i was about 6 though, thing is, i wish i could last longer. Any tips?
>> Anonymous
Think of fat, ugly women while having sex. You'll last forever.
>> Anonymous
>>408497I've been masturbating regularly since i was about 6
Wait, are you saying that you could achieve orgasm at the age of 6?
>> Anonymous
>>408511
Never heard of dry orgasm, have we?
>> Anonymous
MOARPLZ
>> Anonymous
>>408493
PEDOatrician.
>> Anonymous
If it's any help: Don't bother trying to go for an eruption if you've already gotten "the feeling" but stopped and the started again. Your PC muscle will be tired of you bullshitting it and will not perform up to par.