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>> Anonymous
Oh, man. I love Ong Bak
>> Anonymous
Find me the one of him kicking that guy with his legs on fire. Or kneeing that guy in the head in the fight club. Do it. Plz.
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>> Anonymous
Terrible Movies.

Give me the .gif of the muscle man tossing the elephant.
>> Anonymous
The craziest thing is that despite how absolutely awesome Ong Bak was, The Protector completely shat over all it. Easily one of the coolest movies ever.
>> Anonymous
Tony Jaa's next movie involves someone stealing something from him, and he wants it back.
>> Steve
Isn't this The Thai Warrior?
>> Anonymous
>>581958

mmm probably having something to do with ancient thai culture, and having to defeat the evils of modern society

i think its going to be great
>> Anonymous
I never say Ong Bak, but I saw The Protector about a month ago and to those of you, like 581935, who think it's great, I have some questions...

What fucking movie were you watching?
Have you ever seen an actual good movie before?

There are so many parts of that movie where I was just like "What the fuck just happened?".

The guy is in the middle of a festival, finds his dad is mortally wounded, then in the next scene only seconds later he's at someones house kicking ass all over the place. How the fuck did he know where to go and what if it was the wrong house? He didn't even give a shit about his dad, he just wanted his dumb little elephant back.

And the fight scene with the skaters/bikers...WHAT THE FUCK! Who in their right mind uses a fucking fluorescent light bulb to attack someone with...the best you could do is break it and try to stab them.

Sorry fellas, but although Tony Jaa is pretty impressive, that movie is complete and total fucking fail.
>> Anonymous
And it's funny how he annihilates everyone but that faggot gangster can do a few little fancy spinning kicks and Tony gets laid out.
They just had to stick to the cliche formula of the hero getting his butt kicked by the bad guy until the end. Pretty lame if you ask me.

Also, did anyone else know the main evil bitch was really a tranny? And that evil cop faggot kisses him too...GGRROOOOSSSSS
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
>>582198

Yeah, no shit. The movie has plot holes and everything but come the fuck on. I watch Tony Jaa movies for the fighting. With action that fucking amazing how the fuck do you still give a shit about the plot?

Look, Tony is currently filming for Ong Bak 2. The plot's going to be horrible. The acting is going to be horrible. But dammit the choreography will make me shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, why would you try to apply logic to a martial arts movie?
If his movies were realistic, Jaa's character would be shot to death in the first half-hour.
>> Anonymous
>>582224
Exactly
>> Anonymous
Although very unrealistic and crappily written, the action scenes were quite well done and amazing, considering that Tony Jaa didn't have any stunt doubles at all. Its a martial arts movie, so realism isn't exactly normal, and it delivers on its promise to be intense and action packed, with or without the shitty elephant story...
>> Anonymous
>>582241

Now that is the certified truth