I have created a new sexual manuver.Reminiscent of a sawing motion, I have dubbed it "The Lumberjack."Even though my model has a man wearing a strap-on dildo, it is not gay in any way (unless you're a fag and you want to use it do screw other fags, I guess) because it allows you to drill two skanks at one time.I admit that I am not familiar with how a strap-on works on the wearer, perhaps a special apparatus might need to be fashioned to make this as ungay as possible.Regardless, I am a god for coming up with this.I'd like to see some tribute posts or random things performing The Lumberjack.
This is far from newI used to do this with my girlfriend :s and her boyfriend
>>433196because he went back in time, as he invented the time machine, too.
I approve
I have created a new sexual manuver.Reminiscent of a sawing motion, I have dubbed it "The Candlejack."Even though my model has a man we
I salute you.
>>433516fucking lol'd
cucumber in my butt? how does that make it hetero at all?