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Yes, it's really me.
Jesus Christ
I'm Jesus Christ, and after years and years of watching people worship me and kill in my name, I find that it's easier to just sit back and smoke a joint while watching The Venture Bros. because I know a funny cartoon when I see one. I'm fucking Jesus, of course I know when something is worthwhile. I do enjoy walks on the beach, only because I can get wasted by drinking the ocean. I'm part black, and it's true what they say, my ChristCock is huge. It's a Crucidick. I love junk food, beer and titties. I'm Jesus Christ, and I love 4chan.
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