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Alright, team... Anonymous
Tell me what you think of this one: middle-aged image board presents with low-grade line art, boring reposts, and boring, short clips of indeterminate and uninteresting origin. Differential diagnosis?
>> Anonymous
its not lupus
>> Anonymous
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It's never lupus. Patient presented with remarkably limited furfaggotry, overwhelmingly feline, not lupine. Come on - Chase?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>871397
Right then, Chase. You keep right on looking for the magic wallaby. Not like there's any pressure. *We'll* be over here diagnosing.

Foreman! Affirmative action or not, I bet you're just as qualified to stare into space as the Aussie... but surely that inner-city black rage is just waiting to bubble up with a diagnosis.
>> Anonymous
Well considering the age and content of the board, I'd have to say schizophrenia.
>> Anonymous
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Hmm. That would account for the crappy line art and short, unfunny clips... but not the reposts. Points to amnesia. Cameron, any thought?
>> Anonymous
Repetitiveness is a sign of Alzheimer's, but the age factor is completely off....
>> Anonymous
Alzheimers - threads are forgotten within hours, if not minutes, the patient constantly requests sauce for the same reposts, classic memes are mangled beyond recognition and patient exhibits a childish fixation with excretory functions
>> Anonymous
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>>871447
And thank you, finally, Chase. Alzheimers WOULD account for the constant, mindless repetition, short boring clips, and rampant saucefaggotry...

BUT it doesn't account for the crappy line art, AND the patient isn't exactly showing gray hairs. Congratulations - you get to go take a history. Then ignore that, and run every chemscreen you can find. We all know that board's been on SOMETHING for years. Let's find out what. Simplest answer is cumulative brain damage from huffing crappy anime.
>> Anonymous
posting in an epic thread
>> Dr Wilson
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Whatever it is House, it's epidemic!
>> Anonymous
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>>871462
Sorry Wilson. I think your problem is unrelated. It's been going on waaaaaay too long. Likely symptoms of didn't-get-any-in-highschoolitis.

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Oh, and can I borrow fifty bucks and a scrip?
>> Dr Wilson
Iii... don't think so.

Have you considered that didn't-get-any-in-highschoolitis might actually be affecting your patient?
>> Anonymous
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Wilson, have YOU ever considered stick-ectomy?

Of course, didn't-get-any-in-highschool-itis IS a likely diagnosis, given the patient's appearance.
>> Anonymous
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House! For heaven's sake, can't you get serious? I think there's a CANCER killing /gif/!
>> Anonymous
I like how the writer's strike has found a place on 4chan.
>> Dr Wilson
Aah yes, I forgot how the Mighty House was the stud in high school! Developing a particular immunity to this disease.

Low-grade line art, with the unknown-parameters of "boring" and "uninteresting" could be due to environmental factors.
>> Anonymous
This is the chemo that is curing /gif/
>> Anonymous
In b4 lupus
>> Anonymous
>>871523

Ah, I see Cuddy arrived late and hungover again.
See:
>>871367
>>871378

>In after lupus.
>> Anonymous
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>>871523
Oooh, sorry, Cuddy. You missed the half-assed inane assessment phase. We covered that one early this time.

Alright, Chase. Run the chemscreens AND some Meme-Repetition-Imaging. Keep a close eye out for Train Gif source requests and that kneeling trap.

Foreman, Cameron... you've got the address. Give it a look. Check for mold, pollutants, and empty cans of paint thinner.
>> Dr Wilson
>>871534
I'll be in my office watching Dead Poet's Society until you find out there's cancer involved.
>> Anonymous
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>>871557

Man... that's cold. Why, who will sniff meaningfully at us? Urge us not to rush to save the patient? Yell at me not to do exactly the thing we all know I'm going to do anyway? However will we get by?

Foreman - don't forget paint samples. Something tells me the patient's fond of "wall-candy."
>> Anonymous
>>871571

Oh, of course. Right, House, worried about BRAIN DAMAGE? Hello? *Neurologist!*
>> Mattanon
-Checked the house, the place is entirely filled with dick-girl related pornography,not to mention a list of phone numbers all listed under "Battletoads" that were called within the last week repeatedly. the problem has to be auto-immune.
>> Anonymous
Could it be sarcoidosis?
>> Thirteen
<shakes boobies>
>> Anonymous
>>871667

foreman, I know you're on the down-low with one of your homies back in East LA, but thats inappropriate
>> Anonymous
Perhaps high dosages of Dr. Cameron scantly clad and in compromising positions could treat the patient's lack of focus from a continual urge to fap
>> Cutthroat Bitch
>>871667

Shake them all you want, at least I didn't KILL a patient.
>> Anonymous
>>871688
and his dog
>> Anonymous
Thread is becoming unstable! Fetch Kumar with some pics STAT!
>> Anonymous
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>> Dr Wilson
House! Have you not made a diagnosis yet? -coffee?-

Did Chase give you fifty bucks?
>> Anonymous
We also found bottles of human waste with balloons on top of them fermenting in the backyard. Do the tox screen again. It could be Jenkem.
>> Anonymous
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