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Anonymous
/b/ is dead. Discuss.

Pic unrelated.
>> Anonymous
/B is dead

SQL error so what are the mods doing ?
forced get ?
>> Anonymous
Maybe they're finally getting rid of the image limit for the picture sticky?

Or is that too much to ask for.
>> Anonymous
/a/ is also dead. ANd it was so close to 1mil get, too...
>> Anonymous
/a/ died due to massive lag and took /b/ with it apparently. Anything else shut down with it?
>> Anonymous
>>320130
the zip and img boards are down?
>> Anonymous
Yet another reason why we should get rid of /a/.
>> Anonymous
>>320130
That is wrong.
/A/ invaded itself due to the new rules the mods posted regarding gray area and invastions.
>> Anonymous
I think /b/ is dead b/c their taking the sticky down.
>> Anonymous
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>>320135
no, it was 1m get that crashed the server.
>> Anonymous
>>320138
LURK MORE
>> Anonymous
/a/ is just stupid though
/b/ > anything on 4chan
>> Anonymous
awaiting mass "GTFO" from /gif/ fags
>> Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY
/v/ is also dead dammit.
>> Anonymous
/b/ musta broke after i left on my bike to get food
it was fine when i left and when i got back the front page hadnt changed
>> Anonymous
>>320138
you shouldnt know what goes on in /a/
your a weaboo /a/ssfag
>> Anonymous
I tried 7chan, but it moves so slow it's almost no difference.

Whut teh hell.
>> Jhoh! !OpDdHZbS6g
I AM DEFENDER OF /GIF/ PLZ LEAVE TEH PERIMTER AT ONCE /B/ EXIELS!1111
>> Anonymous
>>320152
we are the /b/astards of /b/
you cant stop us
>> Anonymous
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To all the /b/-tards wondering why /b/ is down, I have the answer. I devided by zero. That is all.
>> Batman !OpDdHZbS6g
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HAY GUYS WHATS UP BATMAN RETURNS FOR ANOTHER /B/ IS DOWN SPECIAL LOL WHOA
>> Anonymous
>>320155
if i was in /b/ i could say "in b4 zoom"
>> Anonymous
>>320157
Fuck. I spelled divided wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>320157
I can still try.

I devided by zero.

DEVIDED BY

D E V I D E


D E V


E
>> Anonymous
>>320159
living proff /gif/ is just a lamer /b/
good show sir
>> Anonymous
P R O F F


PROFF


OFF

FF

F
>> Anonymous
To all the /b/-tards wondering why /b/ is down, I have the answer. He walked down the path and cleared some of the grass and brushed some of the wet grass from his blue wool vest. He slowly unsheathed his weapon and dropped to his knees. That is all.
>> Anonymous
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>>320147
Yeah, just randomly visiting other boards to see if they're down and noticing that one of them just happens to be 42 posts short of a 1m get...

Fucking gay.
>> Batman !OpDdHZbS6g
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THIS IS PRETTY GAY RIGHT HERE
>> Duffadash
>>320165
OMG, /a/ got demolished by the Vogons! Quick! Grab a towel!
>> defflatable penis
now that /b/ is down i can enjoy making silly names till its back
>> Anonymous
>>320169
When do you think I'll be up?
>> anus mcrapekit von pleasure
>>320170
before the night ends i think
>> shoop da woop
>>320172
Wonderful.
>> John Cheese
>>320172
That is by far not soon enough.
I demand we go about making threads on /gif/ until /b/ returns. Shitty threads. Threads about poopers.
>> nuclear rectum
>>320177
brilliant idea
>> Anonymous
>>320177
I was just reading about gay skarmory sex..
>> Anonymous
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MYSQL CONNECTION FAILURE!
>> Anonymous
/b/ is the last boss of 4chan
>> Anonymous
>>320196
/b/ is the only boss lol.
>> Anonymous
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Seriously guys. Put down your Candle Jack Memes, Desu Memes, and other memes for one moment and listen to me.

I have spend hours upon hours working with the top intellects of the world in order to bring truth to people's minds. My colleagues and I have been testing, theorizing, and complitating the most important things to the people today: Why are we here, and what's the meaning of life? It is great day when we learned of the secrets, and I decided to come to /b/, often an inspiration to us, in order to share this truth to first: it is only the way I can thank you, anonymous. So enough thanking and explaining. The meaning of life of why we're here and the real reason is tha-
>> John Cheese
>>320198
Nice one, you bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>320198

42
>> Anonymous
>>320196
What does /b/ look like?
>> Anonymous
Y2K Y2K Y2K Y2K!!!
>> Anonymous
>>320204
I refer you to the OP.
>> Anonymous
>>320204
There is no picture availible.
>> Anonymous
I thought my computer was being stupid but I guess I'm not the only one with a frozen /b/. Right in the middle of a good Suicide girl/evolution thread.

http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=23&issue=4
>> Anonymous
>>320204
Go to the mirror naked, put your back to it, spread your ass cheeks, and look over your shoulder. VIOLA!
>> Anonymous
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>>320183
this pic went well with that story
>> Anonymous
>>320198
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY CANDLEJACK?
Son of a-
>> Anonymous
Yes I'm talking that anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It fucking sucks. Now it's pretty popular among the anime circles, and yet this poor excuse for an animated feature is the worst thing ever produced by a human being if you except Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I'm being generous.

First you gotta admit you hated the first episode. It made no sense, sucked as shit, wasn't funny, edgy or new. Or original. Animation sucked dead dogs' balls. Characters sucked dead dogs' balls. Voice actiong sucked dead dogs' balls. But you managed to make it through the whole pile of steaming poo just to see the ED. BEcause that's what this anime is about. It's about the ED. Those 1 minute and a half. There's nothing else to it. You went like "OMG ANIMATION LIEK" you freaking retards and now everyone likes it. Yet it's shit. It's complete shit with no redeeming qualities. There's fucking nothing to it. Just the dance at the end. It's a dancing anime. A fucking retarded danxcing anime with no story and nothing and no characters it sucks. You shouldn't like it you morons seriously. Just download the ED and loop it on your WMP you cockass faggot asses. DAMN I wish all those threads about HARUHI OMG YEAH would go one and everyone in them die FUCK YOU for polluting my forums HARUHI FUCK YOU.

AND NO IT'S NOT A COPY PASTA I'VE JUST TYPED THIS WHOLE THING.

FUCK YOU
>> Anonymous
>>320223
Never heard of it. BTW copypasta goes well with my ramen
>> Anonymous
This hand of glows with an awesome something.
Can you guys guess what it is?
>> Anonymous
>>320226
Is it....harbl juice?
>> Feynmann
>>320226
Penis?
>> Anonymous
Yes I'm talking that anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It fucking sucks. Now it's pretty popular among the anime circles, and yet this poor excuse for an animated feature is the worst thing ever produced by a human being if you except Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I'm being generous.

First you gotta admit you hated the first episode. It made no sense, sucked as shit, wasn't funny, edgy or new. Or original. Animation sucked dead dogs' balls. Characters sucked dead dogs' balls. Voice actiong sucked dead dogs' balls. But you managed to make it through the whole pile of steaming poo just to see the ED. BEcause that's what this anime is about. It's about the ED. Those 1 minute and a half. There's nothing else to it. You went like "OMG ANIMATION LIEK" you freaking retards and now everyone likes it. Yet it's shit. It's complete shit with no redeeming qualities. There's fucking nothing to it. Just the dance at the end. It's a dancing anime. A fucking retarded danxcing anime with no story and nothing and no characters it sucks. You shouldn't like it you morons seriously. Just download the ED and loop it on your WMP you cockass faggot asses. DAMN I wish all those threads about HARUHI OMG YEAH would go one and everyone in them die FUCK YOU for polluting my forums HARUHI FUCK YOU.

AND NO IT'S NOT A COPY PASTA I'VE JUST TYPED THIS WHOLE THING.

FUCK YOU

now its a copy pasta
>> Anonymous
>>320249
Close.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>320251
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>320261
it's gardevoir penis
>> Anonymous
ITS BAAAAACK
>> Anonymous
>>320267
I said my hand! Not my mouth!