File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
There we go

The entire Fox news report in a single gif

...or what they wanted us to learn at least
>> Anonymous
I fucking love the internet.
>> Anonymous
lets order linguini
>> Anonymous
I'VE BOUGHT A DOG TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM THIS GIF
>> Anonymous
>>623209
I bought a GIF to protect myself from your dog.
>> Anonymous
is it on youtube ? can we see the entire news
>> Anonymous
>>623220

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UxWgRY1I_SI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UxWgRY1I_SI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
>> Anonymous
>>623224

oops wrong one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SI
>> Anonymous
fukken saved
>> Anonymous
TRULY EPIC LULZ YOU GUYS
>> Anonymous
Oh Anon, I know you would never do this to me! :-P
>> Anonymous
But truely epic lulz come from invasion


Lulz freakin poland
>> Anonymous
DESTROY
DIE
ATTACK

INTERNET HATE MACHINE

I love how they go over the top in it.

Also why was that van blown up? Was it to add to the effect that we are apparently domestic terrorists? Finally keep in mind that Anonymous is being hunted down by an emo's mother....

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

Once again a large portion of people fail because they like the pin something that is a minority on the majority. To be honest most anon aren't smart enough to do anything harmful other than call someone fat.
>> Anonymous
Also, if it is done by Anon, how could you say "oh its that guy!" when practicaly everyone on this site is Anon?

I got my eye on the poster above me
>> Anonymous
so, i'm supposed to type anonymous into the name field?
>> Anonymous
I love how they make us out to be killing machines.

I mean, we are... But we don't ALWAYS kill, make people die, or destroy by killing and making people die. Most of it is just CP and JB.
>> Anonymous
ok... The van was blown up because thats how we were gonna apparently blow up the stadium.. a van full of radioactive shit... Where the hell is anon gonna get a van full of radioactive material? Honestly people most of us are just people who are bored posting random shit about stuff thats going on in the world. So what?
>> Anonymous
>>623246
It's not a matter of intelligence, just care, or rather the lack thereof. If Anonymous actually wanted to they could do terrible things, but can't be bothered.
>> Anonymous
ANON MUST RISE UP AND TAKe over THE WORLD!!!
>> Anonymous
Ooh your kids an emo!! CALL THE FBI!
>> Anonymoose
I brought a terrorist to protect myself from the images in this GIF
>> Anonymous
"She thought that I was cheating on her... with guys"
>> Anonymous
>>623252

I agree anon could do something, take a look at flash mobs or the furfags. When enough people get together things can be done.

Although I could be wrong I believe most anonymous are just people that want to be a little crazy because everyday life confines them to being what everyone expects them to be.

I wouldn't dream of purposely ruining someones life except maybe an ex but who doesn't? I believe the reason why anonymous can be an asshole is because it's the internet and most people don't take it seriously.
>> Anonymous
oh fucking lols.

THE INTERNET TEASING KIDS ARE COMING TO GET YOU, THEY'LL MOCK AND DERIDE YOU!
>> Anonymous
>>623263

Ha, that was clearly bullshit. Look at the kid, she just wanted an excuse to break up with him...hell chances are it would have been her who posted his details and asked for some tards to do shit for her if she posts tits.
>> Anonymous
WE ARE FUCKING TAKING OVER.

Seriously, these people have weak hearts or something.
>> Anonymous
if that bitch couldn't tell his Myspace was hacked we did him a favor.
>> Anonymous
They neglected all the people that tell faggots we arent their personal army when someones details are put up. too bad noone takes fox seriously, but i guess after e/b/aums hacked them recently they have a vendetta with us.
>> Anonymous
oh my god, i can't believe people take this shit seriously

there's a picture of hitler DISCO DANCING

LULZ in big red letters, ominous music

they talk about the harry potter spoilers like we're killing babies

if it wasn't already apparent, it's now obvious that fox is nothing but a fear mongering propaganda machine
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
a demonstration of anonymous' power
>> Anonymous
:[ my lols have been corupted
>> Anonymous
This is honestly disappointing, and it really oes to show the kind of news that the american media plays. Its emotionally charged half-truths and scare tactics. Thank god they didnt say the name of the site beyond "anonymous". Fuck man, its like they think we are some underground cult of hackers (Im not a hacker, i can barely even setup my own wireless internet connection let alone steal into someone elses and take their info). Fuck man, sure we have enough collective power to drown a website in traffic or fuck up someone's myspace, but imagine if the zionist christian movement decided that they needed decisive action to bring about the next coming of jesus... then wed have a lot more to worry about then 50,000 bored anime fans and closet sociopaths.
>> Anonymous
>>623279
Yeah, I find it rather amusing, and also, slanderous because not all anonymous are evil...er not completely and most just post mudkip and have great lulz
>> Anonymous
Like i said earlier, Most of us just people who are bored shitless who feel confined by everday life! What the hell fox!! But I like what you said about Fox being a fearmongering propaganda machine... its so true... We need to save this thread!
>> Anonymous
I feel as though, FOX only did this story to blow up a v& who else thinks so?
>> Anonymous
>>623279
lol how can you even look at the word "lulz" seriously?
>> Anonymous
>>623314
Internet nerds with so much hacking power that they could blow up a v& IRL

I'd watch it
>> Anonymous
WOW

I think we won.
>> Anonymous
Well, at least this didn't call us paedophiles.

Where is this /i/ - Invasion board?
>> Anonymous
its funny how they interveiwed a "hacker" yet no one but idiots who cant "hack" call themselves that.
>> Anonymous
>>623314
You might just be on to something, sir.
DUN DUN DUUUUN
The plot thickens!
>> Anonymous
Link to the video?
>> Anonymous
>>623331
420 chan
>> Anonymous
Truly epic lulz come from raids and invasion.

"Attention children: Voldemort kills *****"
>> Anonymous
OH LAWD
>> Anonymous
>>623201
could we get a youtube link or something?
>> Anonymous
Since every fucking anon is a fucking idiot that can't scroll up, here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SI
>> Anonymous
are you fucking serious

could fox news sensationalize this shit anymore

is there no more war and hunger in the world that we can dwell on a fat nerd getting hacked?

fuck you fox news corp... fuck you retarded
>> Anonymous
They make us sound like the next box office hit super villain don't they?
>> Anonymous
>>623246

Fucking fat.
>> Anonymous
thanks for feeding my idiocy and laziness.
>> Anonymous
I lost it when they started using "lulz" in serious context. That word always makes me laugh hard. And this was just too much. My stomach hurts from laughing.
>> Anonymous
Ha I spoted Aries from FF7 and 4can was on there! LULZ saved.
Anonymous will rule the world.
>> Anonymous
NOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SINOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SI
>> Anonymous
>>623246

stfu, fatty.
>> Anonymous
>>623332
It's Alex Wuori, he can't even hack. Only said that he could on the fox report for extra ratings.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Alex_Wuori

Him and his family are getting /i/nvaded all the time because hes a stupid little fuck; all explained on the ED article.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, I though this was fake. LULZ
>> Anonymous
Why not raid Fox's site with pascifist and love pictures/messages, to show our kind spirits.

We love everyone... with raw force in the ass, pussy and mouth.
>> Anonymous
NOT RICKROLL I SWEAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SI
NOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SI
NOT RICKROLL I SWEAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SI
NOT RICKROLL I SWEAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SI
NOT RICKROLL I SWEAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SI
NOT RICKROLL I SWEAR
>> Anonymous
THE 4CHan Movie!!
Enemy: Anonymous (bu he will be the bad guy we all love and must win!! No happy ending!)
Hero: Emo kids Mom (needs a cool epic name)
Sidekick: so called "Hacker"
Pedo bear needs to make an appearence
>> Anonymous
FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2. FOX IS BREAKING RULES 1 & 2.
>> Anonymous
>>623354
I didn't like where you were going with that until you finished.
>> Anonymous
>>623359

Sorry but rules 1 & 2 are for faggots that take a fucking image board too seriously. Kind of like FOX News.
>> Anonymous
We attack the innocent?
Pfft.
>> Anonymous
Who fucking TYPES in Anonymous?
>> Anonymous
no like my idea? ok... Well pedo bear has to make an appearnece.. Help me with a good cast and plot line then! We need something of EPIC proprtions!
>> Anonymous
>>623358
i'd watch it
>> Anonymous
>>623371
No one is going to make it so it doesn't matter.
>> Anonymous
>>623352
i kept that little bit of info....
>> Anonymous
Stop ruining our fun! lol. Fox will make it!! If they're willing to make a news cast about us why not a fuckin movie!! They want all the ratings... Imagine if they did make a 4chan movie... How many people go on this site? How many of those people would go see it?
>> Anonymous
I WILL WRITE A SCREENPLAY it will be just for us! lol.
>> Anonymous
>>623367
>>623367

gb2 gaia
>> Anonymous
>>623383

If FOX News made it, it would be a TV movie. So it would fail just as much as 4chan already fails.
>> Anonymous
>>623386

Thanks for proving my point newfag. gb2/2003 and lurk some fucking moar.
>> Anonymous
>>623389
no u
>> Anonymous
I happen to like 4chan a lot.. lol I never used to goto it but a friend introduced to me it, i find it very amusing its great for kicks and provides many amusing pictures ideas everything. A total compilation of ideas. Giant melting pot of people, just like america!
>> Anonymous
>>623392

NO U, the failure's meme of choice.
>> Anonymous
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
NO ONE HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DEATH THREATS
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
im a hacker on steroids lookin for epic lulz, i will attack the innocent with anal rape
>> Anonymous
>>623337
Voldemort kills someone?!
>> Anonymous
Um, that news segment was beyond ridiculous, but at the same time, what do you people expect? When certain /b/tards screw up people's MySpace pages, get their personal info and then call them to bother their families, honestly you're kind of asking to get this site shut down somehow.

Obviously it's stupid of them to post personal info on a public site in the first place, but amazingly enough, being a total jackass DOES eventually get people annoyed in real life!

I actually don't think 4chan is going to last forever, mostly because of a small particularly messed up /b/ minority that will eventually kill the site off by attracting the wrong kind of outside attention.
>> Anonymous
4chan is invincible.
>> Anonymous
>>623425

Until the donations run out.
>> Anonymous
I don't see why or how you guys could possibly link 4chan to the Fox report.

Sure, we also use "Anonymous" and use the same board as 420chan/7chan, but the report is about the /i/ board, which we don't have. Infact any thread on /b/ starting a raid gets deleted and the OP gets b&

420chan = Serious business

4chan = "EPIC, EPIC WIN. STICKY THIS SHIT"
>> Anonymous
The van is the 4chan party van, obviously. Anon is going to bomb the FBI.
>> Anonymous
just so everyone knows.. Im saving this thread... I dont remember the term for it but im making a giant picture file
>> Anonymous
>>623256
ANONYMOUS MUST RISE AND TAKe over ZA WARUDO!
>> Anonymous
>>623434
You missed the Hal Turner stuff.

Also, DON'T MESS WITH THE FOOTBALL.
>> Anonymous
>>623434

yea your right. That all is 420 chan. The news reporter talked about us being on steroids or something, yet 420 is the only channel that has any drug boards at all. 420chan invades stickam/gaia/myspace and crap.
>> Anonymous
>>623442
No I was around for the Hal Turner stuff, I guess you do have a point.

But ever since he claimed to start a lawsuit on the chans, invasions on this site are no longer allowed.
>> Anonymous
>>623439
You can request the thread to be archived if you want it to stay for future reference.

http://4chanarchive.org/
>> Anonymous
The 4chan movie should star Bruce Willis in a reverse roll of the emo's mother, Timothy Olyphant as Anonymous and Justin Long as the "hacker."

And ofcourse Mary Elizabeth Winstead as the Emo. In the film Anonymous should try to bring down the americas but ofcourse Bruce Willis saves the day.

For an awesome scene he should shoot a helicopter out of the sky with a handgun and be told "You just killed a helicopter with a handgun!" to which he replies "I ran out of gas in my car."
>> Anonymous
They forgot the CP!
>> Anonymous
>>623463
They ran out of bullets.
>> Anonymous
>>623458
lol I see what you did there! You clever devil, you!
>> Anonymous
What was up with that paranoid mom bitch? Who was she?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
hey guys, I have an idea. Why don't we have an ip address assigned to us the same way social security numbers are?
>> Anonymous
Fox news is the epitome of lulz. What a fucking joke. What ever happened to honest journalism?
>> Anonymous
Zho no they messed up ze myspace CALL ZE FBI!
>> Anonymous
BLASTED HIS PROFILE WITH GAY SEX PICTURES!
>> Anonymous
>>623494
Never existed, the further you go back, the more blatantly slanderous it becomes. Protip I learned someone in the military: stop watching/reading the news, you'll never really know what's actually going on or why, from any source of public information.
>> PedoBear
what a pity they forget to talk 'bout me !
>> Anonymous
>>623520

Thats true for american mainstream news. There are still a few good sources for news, but they are few and far between.

freeinternetpress.com is one.
>> Anonymous
She bought a dog. Fuck.
Our one weakness.
>> Anonymous
BRB FBI
>> Anonymous
MAN THE HARPOONS, WE ARE BOMBING THE STADIUM AT NOON!
>> dannifood4less
>>623316
they are afraid of our LULZ.
"FOX NEWS" is now a meme.
>> Anonymous
ANONYMOUS GETS BIG LULZ

BIG LULZ

BIIIIIG LUUUULLLLZZZZ
>> Anonymous
HAHAHA OMG U GUISE, MEMBER THAT ONE TIEM FOX NEWZ DID AN INVESTIGATIVE RERORT ON THAT ONE WEBSITE?! LULXZ! LETS TO GO MAKE RANDOM FUCKING THREADS ABOUT IT ALL OVER THE FUCKNG PLACE LIKE CHOCOLATE RAINE! IT WILL BE SOOOOOO FUNNEY XXXXXDFUCKFUCKFUCKU
>> Anonymous
>>623489
The mother of Alex Wuori, the "hacker" that gave away "all of our secrets"
>> Anonymous
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
>> Anonymous
>>623547
gtfo newfag
>> Anonymous
>>623544
whoops, i broke the anonymous trend, LULZ
>> Anonymous
The word "lulz" is dead to me now.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>623526
Dogs are Fail
>> Anonymous
>>623558
fox news killed the meaning, now we do this for the LMAUZ
>> Anonymous
Oh noes fox news is ruining our fun.
>> Anonymous
is anyone else unable to post in /b/? its all screwy.
>> Anonymous
http://community.myfoxdc.com/Boards/forum.aspx?forum_id=19

Looks like /i/ is wasting no time
>> Anonymous
wow ,, thats one creepy crawly site now! its traffic is so heavy my pc froze while loading the 2nd time
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>623601
CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!CHOCOLATE REIGN!
>> Anonymous
Just Wow. My Fellow Anoymous, We are taking over the fucking world!

How do all the Anonymi feel about making plans for the new world regime over a nice cup of coffee?
>> Anonymous
This brought more lulz than anything I've ever seen done. Who the fuck is this kid? I've never heard of him if he's such a huge "lulz killer".
>> Anonymous
>>623695
Read the topic.
>> Anonymous
>>623695
agreed, that whole article made me actually laugh out loud, i no longer say "LULZ" cuz its such a peversion of the word. "FOX NEWS IS NOW A MEME"
>> Anonymous
"I CHANGED MY PASSWORD SEVEN TIMES AND THEY GOT IT EACH TIME"

GET RID OF THE KEYLOGGER.
>> Anonymous
This thread has been hilarious, plus I've noticed that there isn't a single archived thread for /gif/ on 4chanarchive. Putting the request up.


1. go to http://4chanarchive.org/
2. click "request interface" in the sidebar and type 623201 into the box
3. if the thread receives enough votes, then it might be published in the archive within 48 hours (if archive mods approve)
4. ???
5. profit!!
>> Anonymous
highlights:
"internet hate machine"
"anonymous has even threaten to bomb sport stadiums"
"their name comes from their SECRET websites"
"truly epic lulz come from raids and invasions"

oh lawdly lawdly lul
>> Anonymous
>>623332

he totally did it for the lulz
>> Anonymous
YouTube link made me LOL!

I wish they'd heard about Hal Turner, and how somehow the secret 31337 H4X0r clan ANONYMOUS somehow got his phone number(s) / address / liscense plate # / car description / police record / wife's description / mother and father's number & address / pictures taken of his day to day activities / death threats made / house was put up for sale / received lots of USPS boxes / rec'd free samples of tampons, and worst of all, DOUBLED THE DATAFORCE!


Anyway, most of us here are just bored people with few social skills, looking to fap.

For those of you loling at the idea of anon actually making Real Trouble, we could but we don't (it requires going outside).
>> SINEP
http://community.myfoxdc.com/boards/default.aspx

Oh dear, just look at the meters going, lawl
>> Epic lulz
i'm such a newfag. Before now i never know that there was such thing as 420chan and 7chan.
>> ....
I think we should take down fox D:
>> Anonymous
Oh wow. This is completely insane.

Posting in an epic thread on a SECRET website, I guess.
>> ....
     File :-(, x)
Bumping to get rid of pokemon furries
>> Anonymous
Those foxla fags need to open their boards back up. Loli and futa ascii art ready to go!!!
>> Anonymous
Wow. This is pretty funny. I don't even know what the van was about, and I think that its funny that this is SO incredibly serious.

Because we're all gonna blow up football stadiums.
>> Anonymous
Doesn't he know? Anon is everywhere! Anon has access to it all. Anon is a janitor at a nuke silo. Anon will put said nuke in his party van. And anon will blow it up. We did it for the lulz.
>> Anonymous
>>623893
What the fuck is your god damned problem you penis neck faggot?!

WE DO NOT DO IT FOR LULZ, WE DO IT FOR EPIC LULZ!!!
>> Anonymous
>>623902

Shit my bad, just the corruption of laughter in all forms is epic I thought!