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>> Anonymous
This will Actually make your penis bigger.

Try it.
>> Anonymous
needs more MC hammer
>> Anonymous
fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake
>> Anonymous
Seriously. Damage to the muscle tissue heals back, enlarging your penis. It's the only thing that produces significant, permanent results. Everybody says "nothing works" but that's because they don't have what it takes to do the only thing that works.

My dick is as fat as my wrist now.
>> Anonymous
>>980311
your dick is not muscle tissue retard.
>> Anonymous
yes it is. what is do you think it is? part of your skeleton?? rofl
>> Anonymous
it is if your a bull..
>> Anonymous
Works the same way. Damage some cells, other cells grow in between.

The dick enlargement industry doesn't want you to know that you can do it yourself with a meat tenderizer, or that it hurts like a motherfuck until you learn to like it.

I added 3" to the length of mine in just 2 months of trying.
>> Anonymous
>>980322
lolwut? Yes, it is.
>> Anonymous
dont fucking tell them then everybody will have monster cocks like me you mother fuck
>> Anonymous
i personally prefer the light tap of a meat tenderizer
>> Anonymous
How hard do I have to hit it?
>> Anonymous
hahahahahaha. best topic ever
>> Anonymous
It's not a muscle nor does it have a baculum.
>> Anonymous
yay for cock
>> Anonymous
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>> sage
>>980327
>>980339

Are people honestly this ignorant?

The penis a network of ligaments and blood vessels. IT IS NOT A MUSCLE.

Learn some biology for Christ's sake.
>> Anonymous
>>980521
ITT i cant tell whos trolling
>> Anonymous
Doesn't matter what it is, all I know is that if you beat the shit out of your dong once a week for about 20 minutes (you do have to hit it pretty hard) it will continue to grow pretty much as big as you want it to. That's just a fact. You can argue about how it works all you want, but honestly I don't give a shit.
>> Anonymous
No way you can't make your dick bigger. Pills and pumps all that shit is fake.
>> Anonymous
No, it's true. Deep lacerations also work. The idea is to get scar tissue to build up inside of your dick, which basically inflates it, meat-wise. Go to any porn studio and say you want to be an actor, they'll tell you about the hammer thing. Almost all porn guys do it.
>> Anonymous
>>980606
Right, send that urban legend to myth busters and we'll see who's full of shit.
>> Anonymous
how'd i know someone was gonna put the silly dick chopping gif up? 4chan is predictable.
>> Anonymous
Guys, don't listen to them. Really, they're just fucking with you. I'm sure your penises are fine just like they are. Go to some other threads and ask for sauce or whatever it is you people who don't get laid do.
>> Anonymous
I wanna see them hammer their cocks on myth busters!!! Who's with me?
>> Anonymous
dammit man, if these retards think pounding their cocks witha hammer is gonna give them huge cocks, let them.

just laugh at the thought of them realizing they literally beat their cocks for nothing.
>> Anonymous
http://www.webmd.com/content/article/7/1680_50125

Might as well learn what your penis actually fucking is before saying it is lol muscle that grows by breaking it down with meat tenderizers. Seriously, that doens't even work on your biceps.
Fucking trolls.
>> Anonymous
I don't know about muscles or whatever, but it totally worked for my cousin. His dick got twice as big in a year, and he was alredy 22 when he started doing it. He told me about it and showed me before and after becaus I'm real good at telling exact dick size on most boys and it totally worked. I saw him doing it two times and it looked like it hurt but he said you do it right n its ok and he didnt look hurt.
>> Anonymous
wow at least try to sound convincing.

your cousin showed you his cock? haha.
>> Anonymous
It's no big deal it's not like I let him fuck me.
>> Anonymous
Just posting to confirm. This and female ejaculation. Both true. The doubters here are all underaged virgins. Someday when you're older you'll understand. And you'll wish you had started sooner.
>> Anonymous
lawwwwl, hammer time
>> Anonymous
If your dick is a muscle, why not take some steroids?

See. FUCKING NO!
>> Anonymous
CONFIRMED! MY DICK IS 5x BIGGER NOW!
>> Anonymous
STOP!

...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Well fuck the rest of you I'm gonna do it, I'll tell you if it starts to work
>> Anonymous
CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL
>> Anonymous
ive been doing this for 5 years now, and i cant tell you how much bigger my cock is now than it used to be. it seriously works
>> sage
>>980647

"I'm real good at telling exact dick size on most boys"

You'd better be female or GTFO.
>> Anonymous
Yes I'm a fucking female, fuck off. My bf is looking at this and thinking about trying it right now.
>> Anonymous
>>980698
Enjoy your boyfriend's small, bruised penis.
>> Anonymous
your "boyfriend" has no problem with your apparent sexual relationship with your cousin?

enjoy not getting fucked by your "boyfriend" once he flattens his dick like a retard
>> Anonymous
I like how the very first troll got people convince they could make your penis bigger by bashing it with a hammer.
>> Anonymous
Um, hello, you can. This isn't the first time it's been explained here.
>> Anonymous
never underestimate how stupid people are. i guarentee you some moron is gonna try it.
>> Anonymous
I tried it for 20 minutes like they say just about an hour ago, and my dick is bigger right now. Don't know if it'll be that way after the bruises go down, but. fuck I'm gong to bed
>> Anonymous
nice try dummy
>> Anonymous
You can get cancer from doing this, you know. If you stress the cells too muhc you get dick cancr
>> Anonymous
Guy who tried it back gotta tell you my dick touched the sheet and I came like three times in a row, no shit.
>> Anonymous
maybe that's what makes your dick bigger!!! dick cancer!!!

imagine having to go for chemotherapy because you thought pounding your dick with a sledgehammer would make it bigger. how embarrassing.
>> Anonymous
I want to try it on somebody else's dick first. Call me (503)480-4412
>> Anonymous
I like the guy who doesn't believe pounding your dick with a hammer will make it bigger, but does believe pounding your dick with a hammer will give you cancer. That's awesome.
>> Anonymous
The trick is to put olive oil on the hammer and your dick.
You have to be more precise, so the hammer doesn't just slick off with glancing blows, but it provides an increase in blood flow saturation that is vital to the reconstruction of the cells.
>> Anonymous
You also need to be taking multivitamins and a high protein diet. That's essential, or else you're just hurting your cock for nothing.
>> Anonymous
then that guy is doing it all wrong.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Looks like he's got it tied off right. You want to keep the blood flow trapped in there or it damages it too much.
>> Anonymous
any mor vids of tis? i'm shlickng
>> Anonymous
cmon guys, this clit needs one more gif of hammertime NAO
>> Anonymous
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>>980760
>> Anonymous
I WILL PAY YOU $100 TO LET ME HAMMER YOUR DICK CALL (503)480-4412
>> Anonymous
Seriously it fucking works. I've been doing it for like a month. I saw it in this fuckin' magazine. Trust me.
>> Anonymous
(March 2000, Australia) A man in his early thirties died in the hospital
today after being discovered in his downtown antique restoration workshop
suffering from severe groin injuries. He was barely conscious after an
apparent accident when paramedics rushed him to Freemantle Royal Infirmary
where he died of his injuries.

Cub reporter Angeline MacKenzie discovered that the man, Bruce Coltrane, had
been found by his wife after she heard cries of agony coming from the
workshop.

It was a hot day, with the temperature soaring well into the 40's C, and
Coltrane was enjoying an ice-cold Coca Cola. MacKenzie believes that the man
became aroused by the heat and boredom, and started to masturbate.

During his masturbation session, he decided to enjoy a bit of self-piercing
by hammering thin nails into his foreskin. He apparently slipped and missed
the nail, hitting the glans of his penis with the 2 pound hammer and
splitting it wide open. In shock from the pain and the sight of his mangled
organ, he reached for the Coke and poured the cooling liquid on to his
bleeding member whilst staggering towards the phone.

What happened next defies belief. Coltrane's pain was so extreme that he
passed out and fell to the floor. He woke several hours later to discover to
his horror that not only his penis but also his scrotum and testicles were
completely missing.

The investigation revealed that the blood and sugary drink had attracted
rats which proceeded to feast on the unconscious man's exposed genitalia,
even delving into the soft flesh of his intestines, only stopping when he
regained consciousness and began to move. Bleeding profusely he cried for
help, but it was too late for Coltrane. He died in the hospital from shock
and loss of blood.
>> Anonymous
>>980829
That's the most terrible thing I've read all day.
>> Anonymous
>>980832
fagget.
>> Anonymous
>>980836
If you hammer your face, it will make it more beautiful.
>> Anonymous
>>980620
>>980634

Mythbusters hammering their dicks? We gotta submit it to their forums!
>> Anonymous
From Darwin Awards:
Summary, Don't get weird with your penis!

Doctors warn of a dangerous new method of cocaine abuse: injecting the drug directly into the urinary tract. Physicians from New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center reported the case of a 34-year-old man who suffered severe bleeding under the skin after pumping cocaine into his urethra. It led to complications that destroyed his penis, nine fingers, and parts of his legs. "They fill an eye dropper or a syringe with a cocaine solution and inject it into the penis," said Dr. Samuel Perry, a professor of clinical psychiatry.

The man had injected cocaine before intercourse in an effort to enhance sexual performance. He was admitted to the hospital because his penis had remained erect for three days, resulting in a painful inability to urinate. The medical term for a prolonged erection is "priapism." On his third day in the hospital, the man's erection suddenly subsided. Over the next 12 hours, blood leaked into the tissues of
his feet, hands, genitals, back and chest. Blood coagulation caused tissues to die over large areas of the patient's body, and he was transferred to the burn unit of New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center.

Doctors there were forced to amputate the man's legs above the knee and all but one of his fingers to stop the spread of gangrene. The patient's penis fell off by itself. The man is currently recovering in a rehabilitation facility.

Men who inject cocaine into the penis report that it gives them a sexual high. Drug abuse treatment experts have previously reported external use of cocaine as a sexual stimulant. Cocaine powder is rubbed onto the surface of the genital organs by both men and women in an effort to halt premature ejacuation or improve sexual sensations.

"We report this case to alert clinicians to this new method of cocaine abuse and to describe its rare and previously unreported complications," the doctors concluded.
>> Anonymous
>>980829
This pasta deserves six stars!!!!
******
>> Anonymous
>>980836
*faggot
>> Anonymous
Didn't even look at the gifs posted, but the retard comments here win.

Yes, hammering your dick will make it bigger. It's called a fucking bruise. Enjoy having a huge dick and being in so much pain you can't even fap let alone fuck with it.
>> Anonymous
>>980864
Also, I hope some of you do try this, and get your urethra swollen shut forcing an emergency room visit.
>> A Non Knee Moose
First I saw>>980277

and I was a little worried cus I thought he had an axe and I was thinking, "Oh man, he's gonna chop that thing really hard and peen stuffs is gonna fly everywhere." Then I watched it and thought, "What a pussy. He shoulda used an axe."

Then I watched>>980514

and I was like O_O... I was kinda expecting more

In conclusion:

Do not eat of the tree of knowledge... it'll fuck you up.
>> Anonymous
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in before i see it :)
>> Anonymous
>>980829
aroused by the heat? is that some new fetish?


this thread offered me much amusement and shock.
continue
>> Anonymous
>>980521
Nice try. Ligaments connect bone to bone.
>> Anonymous
Why is there so much fail in this thread?

The penis nothing a bunch of blood vessels, veins and arteries. Hammering it like a tard does nothing but damage it. Sure it'll get bigger from the swelling, the same way your ankle gets bigger when you twist it, but it isn't permanent. The damage to blood vessels, however, is.

So if you want to be a tard and start pounding your cock with blunt objects, go right ahead. Have fun creating so much internal scar and bruise tissue that you can no longer get an erection.
>> Anonymous
>>980845
DEAN, HAVE YOU BEEN SHOOTING DOPE INTO YOUR SCROTUM?!