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Anonymous
does /gif/ have theirs yet?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
well, it depends...how much ARE these things? and which does anon recommend anyway? the pussy? mouth? asshole? etc.

gif unrelated i suppose
>> Anonymous
asshole if you're a fag, mouth if you're a pussy, pussy if you're a man.

$80 a pop, might be able to get em cheaper used though...
>> Anonymous
i heard some of them are used cuz they test it to see if its working properly
>> Anonymous
No worse than renting yourself a ho...in fact, these things would be less likely to have stds...
>> Anonymous
haha, I'm actually picking one up from a friend in a couple of days. Scored it as a late xmas prez ;D

PornoTube has a bunch of vids of guys using it. It looks fucking sweeet
>> Anonymous
I don't like mine all that much, takes too much time warming it up and I the lube gets messy. It does feel pretty good though, more like a toothless BJ than a pussy really, but still better than the hand.

I have mixed feelings on this issue
>> Anonymous
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What about the Aneros?!

No fucking retailers for it in my state...wtf..

gif unrelated
>> Anonymous
>>993313I have mixed feelings on this issue
serious business
>> Anonymous
I got the mouth/wonder wave/mocha :D
it good, but don't stay warm long
I called mine Stacy :) cost me $50

>>993298con-firmed
>> Anonymous
i bought one. it only lasted a few months even though i was being pretty careful with it. the material started getting small tears around the opening and resulted in it feeling very sticky all the time and that lead to too much friction. the directions say to use a water based lube, not oil based, and that should prevent that but i guess not. I just tossed it at that point because it was basically impossible to use w/out it chafing the shit out of my skin no matter how much lube i put on it
>> Anonymous
>>993280
ROFL used?!
>> Anonymous
I'd rather spend the money on an ACTUAL WOMAN, you losers.
>> Anonymous
>>993328
enjoy ur aids
>> Anonymous
>>993328
Sad you have to spend money. You might want to reconsider a fleshlight.. for 80$ it's probably cheaper and better looking than your whore.
>> Anonymous
>>993293

i heard newfags on the internet believe anything they read/hear
>> Anonymous
>>993343
Myth confirmed.

btw, has anyone noticed that this thread resembles /b/?
>> Anonymous
>>993335
>>993338
I'd rather die of AIDS knowing I didn't use a stupid ass 80 dollar rubber hole to get myself off. God, just use your fucking hand! How much different can masturbating get? Do you actually need a stupid ass toy? Try to find a girl out there that likes the idea that youre getting off with a fake pussy. I don't know a single girl who thinks that is a GOOD THING. Well, at least a decent girl.

You have no argument, you fuck fake pussies all day.
>> Anonymous
I love my girlfriend, she is beautiful with smooth skin and gives the greatest hand jobs. Her name is "Righth and" and is the greatest ever.
>> Anonymous
>>993385
Beats fucking your mom all day, TRUST me on that.
>> Anonymous
>>993385
>>993394
OH HOLY FUCK!! YEW NEED SUM OINTMENT FER DAT BURN?!?!?!?
>> Anonymous
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I'm buying this bitch
almost $8,000
>> Anonymous
I don't own or will ever own one but why do you care if someone uses it? Besides, if girls can use dildos why can't guys? amirite people
>> Anonymous
>>993404
ur actually rite o_o;;
>> Speedycat !pitV0nGrEw
>>993385I am an angry, repressed loser
fixed

grow the fuck up already. if chicks can have sex toys then so can we.
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993385
you need to shut yo damn mouth.

every time i go over to a girl's house i go through her panty drawer and look under her mattress to find a dildo.

it turns me on so much to think girls would actually masturbate with a toy/dildo.

(i don't actually know what i would think of the girl if i actually found one, i probably would think she's pretty slutty and not talk to her anymore) (and i haven't found any yet)

but yeah, why the fuck is it ok for girls to have dildos and not guys?

btw, i think fake vaginas/assholes/mouths suck ass and i would never use one of those unless it was on a full sized fuckable fuck doll.

but yeah... my point being... guys should have the same rights as womenz...

if they can have dildos and it be so popular, then we can too..

i still think fake toys are fake and gay as shit... and SAGE to the OP for posting this shit.
>> Anonymous
damn, if I used one of these fake-pussy-things I would have to be friggin desperate for some action! (and later so, ashamed of myself for using it) go fuck some real pussy, fags
>> Anonymous
>>993413
YEA and also women should get equal rights and wages
>> Anonymous
>>993413
It's ok for girls because guys get off to that. girls dont watch porn of guys using fleshlights. Girls dont have a raging, animalistic sex drive that makes them want to see guys naked. as guys, we are gross. Hairy, smelly, ugly, and gross.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>993414>I'm a gigantic faggot.

fix'd. ur welcome, fag, lol. XD

gif most definately not related to YOU
>> Anonymous
I had a Fleshlight and I got rid of it. It was too heavy, too much trouble to clean, too much trouble to warm up, and didn't feel that great.

For what it's worth, I've tried Miss Softie, and they are far superior:

http://www.softie4u.com/
>> Anonymous
>>993425
At least I don't fuck a fake pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>993423
you might be Hairy, smelly, ugly, and gross.

I'm only hairy head and facial hair, no i dont smell go take a bath nigger, no im sexy, and i am prolly gross idk
>> Anonymous
>>993439
You're a REAL pussy, faggot. lol

BURN!!!
>> Anonymous
>>993441
Burns or any other epithets don't work when you are already lower on the evolutionary scale because.....


you fuck a fake pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>993442
Least I'm not a real one like you. God damn you're fucking retarded. seriously, are you a nigger or something? wtf...
>> Anonymous
lawl ITT nerds on 4chan

face it, neither of you have ever had sex or ever will probably
>> Anonymous
>>993451
/thread

OP left ages ago.
>> sage sage
ITT lots of failure
>> Anonymous
>>993448
educated answer
>> Anonymous
I've had sex before, but it's not like I can get tons and tons of poon all the time, why not have one of these?

Does anybody have one? Is it worth buying?
>> Anonymous
>>993413
Well, no one really cares what you think. Kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>993467
own one. not worth buying.
>> Anonymous
i own one. They truly kick ass. Ive been with girls who have done worse than this can do so its really enjoyable and worthwhile. Just gotta keep it clean and dry and i emphasize powdered with talcum powder.
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993491
hahaha,
>keep it clean
man, that brings back memories...

i stole this mormon chicks victorias secret panties and came in them for like 5 days straight... and since the panties smelled like fabric softener i thought it would be a wise idea to put it in an air tight zip lock back WITH THE CUM ON IT.

the thing ended up stinking.. so now i just leave the bag open to let the cum dry

i still haven't washed it and fap into it monthly.
>> Anonymous
lol 80 dollars? where the fuck are you tards shopping? they are 60 (with the case) on the fukken website
>> Anonymous
>>993497
truly a god among men...
>> Anonymous
Not worth buying. Too much of a hassle.
>> Anonymous
A pain in the ass to clean. I pull out when Im bout to bust a nut. And that shit is too hard or some shit cuz my dick isnt as hard when I use it.
>> Anonymous
>>993423

Au contraire, anon. Anonchick here, begging to differ.

I actually kind of like the idea of a guy using one of these.
>> Anonymous
>>993597
anonchick too,
I concur.
>> Anonymous
>>993597
so, you like watching them fap into it or u like to help them fap to it?
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993597
>>993610
IFT (i fear that) same fag (maybe not even girl). But you never know.

and if not... then maybe lesbian manly girl who is not womanly.
>> Anonymous
>>993497
>>993522
samefag.
>> Anonymous
>>993625
oh yeah, i forgot, no girls on the internets, sorry, let me go back to pretending Im a guy
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993633
i didn't reply to my own post. i don't care if no one approves of my pervertedness.
>> Anonymous
my hand is free,
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993640
might be girl.

let me ask you. so you do get off on KNOWING guys fap with fleshlights? or do you help them while doing it? or do you actually also get off on WATCHING them.

this would be greatly apprecieated if answered.

and honestly at that.
>> Anonymous
>>993647
I dunno really, guys fapping in general is hot XD
Helping is more of a turn on than watching, interaction is the fun part lol but either way, if he enjoys it, then its all good
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993665
i like this girl.

in fact i'm turned on by you.

i would ask you to like contact me and stuffs or like offer a myspace to add me or to email, but yeah... there's no way you'd ever reply or respond. this is 4chan, there's no way you'll ever make a contact with anyone.

but god, what you said turns me on so much. i get off on girls who get off on doing things that get their guy off (including doing stuff like anal just to please the guy even if they themselves don't like it)

anyway though... sad on the count of not being able to contact this anonchick.

i hate 4chan :(
>> Dennis Jensen
lmao, in fact, i think i might actually save this thread.

first i was called a god for my panty theft experience and then a girl admits to enjoying watching guys masturbate and helping them. something i never see or hear about.

fucking epic.

saved.
>> Anonymous
>>993740
you're falling in love with text...shut the fuck up.
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993743
dude, that's the best kind of love.

i actually fell in love with some online girl. who i later met in person. she didn't like me though.
>> Anonymous
>>993756

Legion!
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993767
legion...

legion because you're anonchick from
>>993665
?
or because you agree with my shit on text love?

or because you met some chick in person who didn't like you either?

or both 3 (yeah i said both)

answerz plx
>> Anonymous
got 2, 1 pussy 1 anus, the anus one is the best - so tight i cum within minutes.
>> Anonymous
My dad caught me using one of these things and made me fuck it until I just couldn't go anymore.
>> Anonymous
O_O
>> Anonymous
>>993597
>>993610
anonchick's, this anon is interested in your ages and whereabouts...
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993775
king of the hill
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993778
hands off anondude, that anonchick is mine the user with the name.

i have a real name, that makes me moar qualified to fuck her.

HANDS OFF!
>> Anonymous
>>993780
Lemme guess, your name is David?
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993782
David What?

No, I'm Dennis Jensen from Massachusetts.
>> Anonymous
>>993787
prepare to be personal armied
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993789
never happened
>> Anonymous
>>993793
wait
>> Dennis Jensen
wow guys, I just totally lost my train of thought.

so what was this about fleshlights?
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993795
dude, are you that chick from
>>993665
?

i want her to come back :(
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993795
>>993794
btw, if i get personal armied, i'm all for it.

nothing like a whole bunch of people using your name and following your work.

that's badass.
>> Anonymous
WHERE THE FUCK DO ALL OF YOU THINK YOU ARE!?
This is 4chan my friends.
EVERYONE HERE! Me, you, everyone on 4chan is a virgin.
AND ALWAYS WILL BE!
Live with it.
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993808
Chris Crocker is right.
>> Chuck Norris
>>993810
Hey, that fag too then.
>> Anonymous
Had one, it was pretty cool. After about six months, had to get rid of it. I suggest the following: Sealed, warm in hot water. Use much less lubrication that you think you need, it spreads out really well. Be prepared to catch flak when your best friend sees it. Treat it with Talc or Baking Soda after each use. Replace after 6 months, even with fastidious care. I would get another one, but my fiancee feels way better than that did.
>> Anonymous
>>993812
>Fiancee
see
>>993808
You don't have one
>> Anonymous
>>993808
Well, everyone on 4chan is either a virgin, or gets laid once on pure luck or to a hooker and never again
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993808
>>993814
>>993816
in case it interests anyone.

i turned down sex with a chick who had a daughter and boyfriend. she had a nice piece of ass too. she was drunk and her clothes started coming off. however she had sex with 2 black guys before.

i did get pics of her naked though (her boobs are different sizes)
>> Anonymous
>>993821
Pics or it never happened lol
Actually. I sort of beleive you.... sort of.
.
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993831
trust me, you don't want the pics, except of her ass.

she has nasty dreadlocks.
>> Anonymous
Lol at gigantic faggots.

For the record, all women you have to pay for. Regardless of whether it's a whore, a fleshlight, a gf or one night stand, you still have to fork out a certain amount whether it be alcohol, gifts, a dinner, flowers, etc.
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993856
true that.

women cost money. that's probably why i never hang out with girls.

my girl that i've been hanging with (the one that never calls) cost me almost 80 dollars just for one night because she WANTED me to pick her up at the air port. i don't have a car so yeah...

include the fast food in the drivethrough and gas.. that comes to almost 100 dollars
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993859
and all this to get her to trust me enough to be all over me to make some fat girl jealous who doesn't even like me.

the bitch i'm with doesn't even let me take pictures of her, so i can't even use those to put on myspace and have the fat girl see and get jealous.

what a shitty situation.

i'm a one woman kind of guy, and so i'll probably have to look into a new girl i can use to make the fat bitch jealous. but i've spent heaps of money on this bitch already and given in 6 months of virtual commitment
>> Anonymous
fleshlights are fucking awesome
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993865
i've never used one because i'm hoping to lose my virginity to a real pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>993867
So wait dennis, reading that, it would be safe to presume you've been spending all this money and time on one girl and STILL haven't fucked her yet?

...

You realize shes not going to fuck you. Ever.
>> Anonymous
Yeah... girls don't cost money unless you're a bitch and you actually believe you have to pay for them
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993894
i know.

in fact if she would try to fuck me, i probably wouldn't let her, because i want this fat bitch that i'm trying to get jealous to fuck me first.

i want to lose my virginity to this fat girl i like...

but that girl hasn't talked to me in almost a year now

i don't know though, maybe i would fuck this current girl that i've spent so much money on. i don't really want to though.

i want to fuck that fat girl, i would not hesitate for a second on that mentioned fat girl.
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993918
girls always cost money, stfu.


haven't you ever watched "Clueless"?

this dude write the main character bitch a letter for advice on how to date a girl and he writes how he doesn't have any money, and as soon as she reads to the part where he doesn't have money, she tosses the letter out and reads the next one.

girls cost money.

if you don't have a job, then girls will not want to hang around you. because you won't have money. there's hidden expenses involved, they will ask for rides... and how much does that cost? you have to fill up your tank at least once every 2 weeks, there goes 40-50 bucks then there's food, gifts, snacks, supplies that come up randomly like say she'll need a notebook or some shit (not all girls ask for this kind of stuff), and let's not forget "hey you should buy this!!!"
>> Anonymous
What she wants, she gets. She knows how to get it.

Maybe they just refuse to give up their dignity for your scraps of money, because you're so disgusting. Kill yourself.
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993938
what about what I want?

do i ever get what I want? shit..

i don't even want this current girl. she fucking called me when she was out of state too. and made me gifts and wrote me emails, sent me songs, went to walks in the hills, walked to the store with me, constantly held my hand, let me touch her boob, let me touch her sides, her hair, let me suck on her fingers while she was talking on the phone to her dad...

but yeah, bottom line is, i'm using her to get this fat bitch jealous.. but it's not working one damn bit...

the fat girl hasn't contacted me in 12 months...

and i am royally fucked..
>> Anonymous
A buttplug is a way better sextoy for a man

It's not gay, open your mind
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993943
anal doesn't feel all that great... anal is lame... you feel the same amount of pleasure when you take a giant dump.

your dick on the other hand... you feel tons of pleasure along the shaft and balls... the head is too sensitive and girls should stay away from it (that is if you aren't circumsized like me)... but yeah man, shaft and ballsack lickage is win.
>> Dennis Jensen
>>993948
does anyone else ever get flashbacks to those gifs of guys who mutilate their dicks and cut off the heads and chop up the balls?

i think about that ever too often. like i think about like, "what would get a person to want to do that to themselves?"

what would make you want to get rid of your most prized possession? you'll never be able to fuck or fap again...

and i get scared thinking about how like girls might not even care if you did this...

i thought about doing it to myself once to get this fat girl to pay attention to me. see what she would do... she wouldn't care... but i only think about it, i'd never do that shit to myself.
>> Dennis Jensen
btw
http://beta.grouphug.us/confessions/140951582
is one of the hottest confessions i've read.

i wish i could do that to my friend's mom
>> Anonymous
lots of virgins itt
>> Anonymous
>>993402

Ahhh! I want one of those so bad!
I don't even have a penis to fuck it with, I just want one.
I'm waiting until they're even more realistic, though.
>> Anonymous
This thread is epic.

With that said, I'd much rather spend those $60 or $80 on a hawt stripper I can fuck..... and yes, if you know where to go, you can fuck hawt strippers.
>> Anonymous
While all that may be true, just remember, a Fleshlight cannot get pregnant, or give you an STD... that is unless you share it *shudders*