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Anonymous
Anyone have some DOA movie ones?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
worst movie ever
>> Anonymous
Fuckin terrible movie.
>> Anonymous
lol

You apparently having seen House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Double Dragon or Alone in the Dark if you think DOA is the worse movie ever.

Those are a helluva lot worse than DOA.
>> Anonymous
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WTF lol
>> Anonymous
Note: All except double dragon were directed by Uwe Bole

DOA movie > Uwe Bole
>> Nipplelesshorse
fuck you Double Dragon movie rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocked
>> Anonymous
Uwe Bole is the living proof that the plot of "The Producers" wasn't all that far-fetched. Namely, that it's sometimes more profitable to create a bomb than a blockbuster.

Wealthy Germans use him and his shitty movies to take advantage of generous tax breaks for Patrons of the Arts in the otherwise fairly harsh German Tax code. But he refuses to admit that this is all that's keeping his career afloat, and seems to think he's some great film genius.

So... yeah. DOA Movie = Incredibly horrifyingly shitty. As well as everything else he's touched. It's really hard to rank them in order of awful... all Shit starts to smell the same after a while.
>> Anonymous
Uwe Boll had nothing to do with DOA. Call the movie what you want, but he did not direct, produce or write it. He didn't even bring anyone coffee on the set.
>> Anonymous
>>513081
They closed that loophole now, as I recall, which is why he's trying to get people to pay to be in his movies now.
>> Anonymous
DOA had good action, although even in the simplest concept like casting people that even mildly looked like their character concept seemed to be too fucking hard to handle.
>> Anonymous
go to tv-links.co.uk for all anime shit and movies like 300
>> Anonymous
>>513149
Good action? everyone used kung fu even though only 3 ppl in the game use Chinese arts. And they used katanas like they where Tai chi swords. The movie was full of chinese ppl using japanese weapons. 75% of the characters were the wrong race.
Protip: Katanas are not designed be used one-handed