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>> Anonymous
lol but fail
>> Anonymous
The hell, is that American Graffiti?
>> Anonymous
>>872348
Because I see Jean Claude Van Damme, but I see no asskickery.

Pime taradox in all cases but American Graffiti.
>> Anonymous
>>872350
And, as you know, the amount of Van Dammes is proportionate to the amount of asskickery a movie has.

Thus, the Van Damme theory.

Where a=asskickery, V=Van Damme, x=the hype of the movie, l=the number of lame ass characters in the film, and n=the number of appearances Van Dammme makes, the theory looks like this:

a= x((Vn)^2)/l
>> Anonymous
>>872351
So the theory applies to American Graffiti as such:
a= (V)^2/all

Since Van Damme is normally not expressed in arabic numbers, and simply as a variable, that only leads us to see what "all" is equal to.
We know that American Graffiti has an asskickery of 1, so we can solve as follows.

1=(V^2)/all
all=V^2

So, it is easy to see that all is equal to Van Damme squared. Since we cannot simply sign this away to complete theory, one may substitute pi for Van Damme in order to come up with an integer greater than zero, using imaginary numbers to express values less than zero, as Van Damme cannot suck in actuality.
>> Anonymous
Is anon keeping up so far?
>> Anonymous
>>872353
Now, as Pi is not to be confused with pie, a delicious desert, a formula to convert from units of Pi to units of pie is in order.

Here is this formula.

If the area of a circle is equal to pi(r)^2, and the circumference of a circle is equal to 2pi(r), then one can estimate that a pie, which is both a circle and a delicious circumference, can only be a circumference times the area of a circle.
So...
Pie = 2pi^2(r)^3

Factor this into the Van Damme theory and you can find out how much pie a film is worth with Van Damme in it.
>> Anonymous
>>872358
Now, go, my young fools, and dance the night away with the idea of Van Damme equaling some arbitrary amount of pie!
>> Anonymous
>>872358

Mathematics, on MY 4chan?
>> Anonymous
>>872389

You bet your ass.
>> Anonymous
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THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!
>> Anonymous
It's from Breakin.

How did you come to the conclusion of it being American Graffiti? Or any George Lucas film for that matter...
>> Anonymous
>>872606
There is dancing.
And faggotry.
And Van Damme.
What more conclusion do I need?
>> Anonymous
>>872278
what is the meaning of this?
>> Anonymous
Van Damme was in Breakin? I know it's Breakin because I see Turbo and Kelly. I prefer Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo.