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Anonymous
We create black holes.
>> Anonymous
Uhm, interesting.
Proceed
>> Anonymous
LARGE HADRON COLLIDER IS DAT U?
>> Anon
one step closer to dividing by zero
>> Anonymous
So when will this bitch be ready?
>> Anonymous
>>915748

The day Duke Nukem Forever comes out.
>> Anonymous
>>915750
i think what you mean is that when this machine is run, time and space will go so far off track that DNF will get released back in 1996 like it was suppose to.
>> Anonymous
I can't wait till they turn it on, the (abysmally low) chance for it to destroy the Earth and/or the universe is pretty cool, May 2008 can't come soon enough.
>> Anonymous
I'm tired of this blackhole shit.

Blackholes are big and heavy, you aren't going to make one messing around with an atom. Look around the planet. Do you see anything with the mass of billions of suns? Now do you see anything like that in the solar system? Fuck no.

There is barely any chance of our entire solar system forming into a blackhole, let alone making a single atom carry more gravity than Earth. Are you guys retarded?
>> Anonymous
gay fucker pretending to be a scientist
>> Anonymous
>>915775
....sciencefail....physicsphail....

your lack of basic scientific understanding disturbs me immensely.
>> Anonymous
I think when this thing turns on, Duke Nukem Forever will come out
>> Anonymous
Wait, but wont the supercollider knock loose some electrons, causing free radicals to flood the earth, giving everyone and everything cancer?
>> Anonymous
This is just like when scientists were not sure if a nuclear device detonated in the upper atmosphere would set it on fire and kill us all. What did they do? Launch a few nukes into it. SCIENTISTS ARE TRYING TO KILL US.
>> Anonymous
Prepare For Unforeseen Consequences.
>> Anonymous
Are scientists still afraid to do the anti-matter test?
>> Anonymous
>>915775
i lewled. gb2/scienceclass/
>> Anonymous
Pretty sure I saw Gordon Freeman in there somewhere.
>> Anonymous
LOL WHAT ABT GLOBAL WARMING GUIZE? lOL

so pollute bitches
>> Anonymous
I hate scientists
>> Anonymous
IT'S BLACK MESA ALL OVER AGAIN, GORDON.
>> Japan Japan
.seloh kcalb etaerc wE
>> Anonymous
>>915903

THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU, GORDON. IN THE CRUISE CONTROL CHAMBER.
>> Anonymous
They are clearly ill-equipped to handle the consequences of this experiment.

I didn't see ONE crowbar.
>> Anonymous
well there's no use crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake
>> Anonymous
Hey, im here from the future. This shit fucked shit up man, though 4chan still exists. Its worse.
>> Anonymous
>>915955

sorry, nevermind everyone - I just realized i'm stoned
>> Anonymous
>>915959
Wow, another version of me in a universe where weed still exists? Damn you hadron collider, damn you!!
>> Anonymous
>>915736

Our sun doesn't have enough mass to form a black hole. It'll eject it's outer envelope and leave a white dwarf once the core turns to iron.

The idea behind an atom becoming a black hole has to do with energy. Since all matter is simply energy, enough energy packed into a small area can cause a gravitational well. Granted the black hole will not be stable or accrete any matter so there is no danger.

The scariest outcome would be if the collider triggered a proton decay cascade which would destroy all matter on earth.
>> Anonymous
>>915965
Unfortunately, due to the chaotic nature of the matter outside of the chamber, the probability of that happening approaches closer to 0 than you getting laid. :P
>> Anonymous
This looks like something out of /d/
>> Anonymous
>>915976

/married
>> Anonymous
>>915984
/exactly!
>> Anonymous
>>915775
your science is greatly flawed. You cant see a blackhole in space untill matter gets pulled in.
Lurk the fuck more.
>> Anonymous
Wow, I got ripped the fuck apart. Okay, I need to go back to science class. You guys said I was wrong, so you must know. Please explain to me how this hadron collider will make a blackhole.
>> Anonymous
oh and we do retard, gtfo
>> Anonymous
Oh, and I do understand the concept of packing energy into a single point, but this thing isn't going to be able to make that much energy.

The most powerful man-made energy source is the nuclear bomb. Those never made any blackholes. The Sun has way more energy than every bomb on Earth combined, and yet the Sun won't turn into a blackhole either.

Do you mean to tell me the hadron collider will contain more energy than the Sun? I didn't think so. So again, somebody please explain to me how the collider will make a blackhole.
>> Anonymous
yo mama's vagina is a black hole
>> Anonymous
>>916016
Smash protons together hard enough and they'll form a black hole that'll evaporate instantaneously due to Hawking radiation

>>915965
Not really possible.

>>915998
Also not true.
>> Anonymous
For any matter to become a black hole it just has to be dense enough. The total Mass just dictates its size. Rs= 2MG/c^2 is the required radius of the sphere for a mass of M fall within in order to be a blackhole. (G is the gravitation constant and 'c' is the speed of light)
>>916034
As he said, very small mico blackholes can be created, and because of the radiation given off by all blackholes (mass converted to energy) these tiny blackholes "evaporate" very quickly into non harmful photons.

We wont be making any blackholes of any size to worry about.
>> Anonymous
>>916038

Well, our definition of a blackhole is slightly different. I understand the idea, but if it isn't powerful enough to pose danger, it isn't a blackhole.

One man slapping another isn't a war, a spoon isn't a small pan, a paper airplane isn't a hang glider... so some shitty little "blackhole" that lacks the power to do anything other than evaporate isn't really a blackhole. Think about it the same way Pluto got knocked down a notch. That is all I'm saying.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Virgins arguing about shit they'll never see in person.
>> Anonymous
>>916046

That was because Pluto was found to not fall under our defenition of a planet.

Speaking of which, I dont know what planet you are from, but mankind defined a Blackhole as any body from which not even light can escape. There is no requisite size, be it as large as our sun or as small as an angstrom. The property is the same. Even the small blackholes do not let light escape, and all Blackholes have event horizons.
>> Anonymous
>>916073

Not. I'm a graduate in Materials Engineering and Physics.
>> Anonymous
>>916038
If light can't escape a black hole, then how does it give off radiation? I was under the impression that we detected them by gaps in background radiation and the "bending" of what we think is supposed to be there.
>> Anonymous
>>916072
I was drunk one night and a created a large hardon collider with a friend of mine. As far as I'm concerned, we could have used more readily available black holes so that won't happen again.
>> Anonymous
>>916074
I know you are but what am I?
>> Anonymous
>>916077
Hawking radiation, it's not technically giving off radiation.

>>916038
The energy coming off of a super small black hole is very high, so yes, it'd be harmful
>> Anonymous
>>916074


then what, pray tell, the FUCK are you doing on 4chan?

either way please stay, without people like you this place would degenerate into worse than the nothing it is now
>> Anonymous
>>916084
I learned something new today. So, if I finish reading the last half of "A Brief History of Time" will I learn more of this, or do I have to go a little deeper than that?
>> Anonymous
>>916072


There is a motivational poster out there for that. /r/ing it.
>> Anonymous
>>916089

Sometimes I get really fucking bored at the lab waiting for shit to finish up. My ex-girlfriend was the one who introduced me to 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>916089
snob
>> Anonymous
>>916106
slob
>> Anonymous
>>916109
meekrob
>> Anonymous
What do these scientists hope to achieve by doing this?
"Yes! We made a black hole! Imagine how much of a leap this will be for scie- OH SHI"
>> Anonymous
Super collider? But I just met her!
>> the unicorn lord !4HLpXn8cJg
>>915775
coming just out of astronomy class and having to learn how these things are made, I can call you a genuine idiot. A billions times the mass of a the sun would be a supermassive black hole, which our galaxy is currently rotating around.

In order to make a black hole, you only need a star with a core 3 solar masses dense (that's to say, the mass of our sun three times over) to actually MAKE a black hole in nature.

Also you'll never see a black hole, but rather, the effects of one.
>> Anonymous
>>916215

roflmao gb2 community college newfag
>> Anonymous
>>916219

he will, tonight, for his history class.
>> Anonymous
In b4 portal is opened to alien world and some guy goes around killing them with crowbar
>> Anonymous
you never know, scientists acctualy making a black hole could have 2 uses...

1. removing ALL none disposable rubbish.
2. infinate energy source.

when you look at prospects like that, who giz a shite if the world gets destroyed. hail science!
lmao XD
>> Anonymous
>>916185

The main purpose of the investigation is not really to do with blackholes at all but to investigate the fundamental constructs of matter. An unstable blackhole is a single possiblity of the reaction but if formed would exist for less than a nano second (guestimated time) and hence would actually be no threat what so ever.
There are also numerous different investigations that may be carried out however you would have to research what they are yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>916306
you spelled "infinite" wrong.

I bet you spell "definitely" wrong too.
>> Anonymous
Dat some nice particle accelerator. Could need one for my car.
>> Anonymous
he also spells too as to and knew as new
>> Anonymous
>>916306


britfag shows his scientific ignorance