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Anonymous
tool rules
>> Anonymous
Picture this if you will...

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT and half a box of Krispy Kremes in my "need to know" pose just outside Area 51, contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy when suddenly a flaming stealth banaa split the sky like one would hope but never expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angles on a dime and stopping at my birkenstocks and me yelping, "holy fucking shit!"
>> Anonymous
then the X file being, looking like some kinda blue green Jackie chan, with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa, did a slow mo matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel, and hovered above my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was, "I hope uncle martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin pants!!"
>> Anonymous
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