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>> Mr. B !jTwseny72A
Huh?
>> Anonymous
It freaking rocked..Colbert takes his dick out and wipes it all over Bushes face.

http://www.etherkillers.com/files/colbert.speech.wh.correspondents.dinner.avi
>> Anonymous
>>217943
Dude, thanks for that link
>> Anonymous
that was amazing
>> Kd
Oh hell yea he did. I think the guy who booked him for the thing is facing death by firing squad on monday.
>> Anonymous
>>217943
Dead already??
>> Anonymous
That was particularly evident when the Secret Service swept Colbert out of the room, pushed him to his knees, held him there, and handed Bush a pistol. After cocking the gun and pressing it to Colbert’s head, Bush hissed, “Zer are some sings ve don’t say in front of ze most powerful people on the planet in a manner zat doesn’t make their sides split in laughter. Do ve have an understantink?”

Colbert refused to submit. He spat on Bush’s shoes and announced his duty to stand up for liberty, democracy and freedom of speech--the bedrock principles upon which our once great nation was founded.

Bush bristled at the brave man’s steely resolve. Unlike run of the mill whiney Democrats, (so many of which the President had dispatched in the past to that undisclosed location in the sky) this man was brave. To save his cowboy pride Bush pulled the trigger.

By far the greater man, Colbert died that day. But Bush was a changed man forever. He saw that his opponents had truth on their side and it frightened him. His remaining days in office were few, and a new day in Amerian freedom stood poised on the horizon.

Let us today remember the great brave comedian/martyr, Stephen Colbert. His noble sacrifice, however, marks the path to freedom. Such are the times were live in, and such are our heroes. In these difficult, difficult times.
>> Anonymous
Everyone who was not guilty was laughing
>> Anonymous
Links don't work for me.
>> Anonymous
links dead... look for it on youtube
>> Anonymous
american women look ridiculous.
>> Anonymous
Could someone upload the file on rapidshare?
>> Anonymous
he has a gannon button on the podium! WTF
>> Shank !QcbmR97btk
Guys....go to youtube lol
>> Anonymous
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcIRXur61II
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN0INDOkFuo
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJvar7BKwvQ
>> Anonymous
>>218215
Jeff Gannon look it up on Wiki, he was a conservative reporter who would throw softball questions at the press secretary like "Senate Democratic leaders have painted a very bleak picture of the U.S. economy. (Senate Minority Leader) Harry Reid was talking about soup lines. And (Senator) Hillary Clinton was talking about the economy being on the verge of collapse. Yet in the same breath they say that Social Security is rock solid and there's no crisis there. How are you going to work – you've said you are going to reach out to these people – how are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?". he was obviously biased and had alot of ties to the adminastration, and there was something about a sex scandal with various male and female hooker as well.
>> Anonymous
you can get the video here too:

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html#a8104
>> Anonymous
>>218244

Gannon turned out to be a male prostitute.
>> Anonymous
Bump for truthiness.

I hope this changes something but I doubt it. Colbert says he has balls, and now he's proved it. Let's hope Bush gets impeached.
>> Anonymous
>>218293

And then what? Make Dick Cheney president? I'll keep my chimpanzee as the commander in chief, thanks. He's loveable in a stupid way.
>> Anonymous
Wow, I never bothered to inquire before, but Colbert is a HORRIBLE commedian. This is what passes off as comedy now? That was pathetic, there was only one reasonably funny part in the entire three videos.
>> Anonymous
>>218319

when a president is impeached, everyone near him gets impeached as well. Including his cabinet and vice president
>> Anonymous
>>218343

Oh, even better! That means it defaults to the Speaker of the House!

PRESIDENT HASTERT, LOL
>> Anonymous
I'M TRYING TO FREE YOUR MIND, NEO. BUT I CAN ONLY SHOW YOU THE DOOR. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT HAS TO WALK THROUGH IT
>> Anonymous
The man has balls of steel.
>> Anonymous
>>218340
LOL POPULAR SHOWS SUCK, DONT THEY GUYS?

let me guess, all the shows you 'know' are genuinely funny were canceled after a season or two, right?
>> Anonymous
Colbert is the fucking man.

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>> Anonymous
i find it mildly funny.
>> Anomynous
>>218340
Humor only works if the audience has a basic comprehension of the subject matter.
>> Anonymous
Colbert is hilarious. There were not that many laughs which is unfortunate becaus it was great!

It was his style and the fact that he took those jabs with the president right there shows fucking balls!

Was it his best routine? No, but remind me to count how many people laugh when you 'bitch slap' a political giant
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This guy is ok in my book. Anyone who can look death into the eye and stab him in the balls is worthy of a million internets.
>> Anonymous
>>218293
heh, very little news on colbert. most of the carp is talking about the president's mild and charming manner.