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Anonymous
CHUCK NORRIS OWNS ALL YOUR SOULS!!!
...literally...like ummm, he went on ebay or sum shit and typed in "Every soul in existence except for God's" (Chuck and God are tight and shit lol)
And turns out some dude was selling every soul in existence except for God's!
So Chuck makes a face at the computer monitor and it kind of yelps in fright and starts typing a message to the seller all by its*FUCKING*self!
The message said: "Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
In west philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air"
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